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I am a nice good little boy.
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Good mother f**king mofling mother f**king face.
Good mother f**king morning ladies.
Ladies.
What's up?
What's happening?
What's down?
I was down.
How are you feeling today, Chad?
Pretty good, pretty good, pretty good, pretty good, hmmm, okay, okay, that's it.
I got sick.
Me too.
Sick of your complaining, bitch.
Here we go!
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Thank you sir!
I carry your name cause it's like blue one
Blue one
No, it's just a stupid name
First!
That's how I'm gonna pronounce it
Stupid fucking mistakes man
Stupid fucking mistakes man
Ah, but moods are up, even though it is Monday, because we're about to finish that first
shift at the witch cockery of the day, right?
We're good.
If we can beat Monday, we can beat any day of the week, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Ah, properly draw, I properly tried mango with you, both an actual mango fruit now,
which was a frozen mango bite, mango is surely disappointing.
Ah, well, I didn't like it before when I was in my teens, but now I have grown
to like it. It's one of those... what do you call it? What do you grow some new? Acquired
tastes. Now I'm eating mango today too. It's good stuff, but the problem I've had is that
usually very hard to get a good mango. What happens is that they store them
too cold for transportation and it pretty much kills the fruit which makes
it rot. So I try like three times to get a good mango and only one time that I
get a good mango and you can't see from the outside that's the problem like with
normal fruit you can't see it and you can't even like feel it like an avocado
right so that's the problem I have with mango but the taste is great
taste is great I would say buy yourself a manga form
yeah are you someone who just takes a quick tablet for small instances like
cold or headache? Or do you believe in natural stuff like herbal tea and fruits?
I don't... if I was to say I have an insane headache, I don't take painkillers
and I don't really get headaches either. When it comes to curing like a flu or cold or something,
I'm I just eat a lot and drink a lot. I'm in that camp
The more you eat even though you're not hungry the better it is and the faster your cover is
You just eat as much as possible
And then drink as much water and you piss out the disease
in a way
But yeah
definitely eat more than you because you will not be that hungry when you're sick
so whatever whenever you're full plus you know 30 to 50 percent more what you
just ate that's how you cure that shit soup is very good as well
soup is nice all the classics EU medicine and we're gonna at least we
cannot afford the medicine
Let's see, we got some silver honest, a sonic thank you Islender, we got HMT, welcome
back Sifok, Sorgzzi and Blind Knight, after smooth bandit, Shlauri, thank you Cackle
and Gurzbidi, Jared with the 7 years, I'm about to re-saw, thank you, thanks for
being here for so long I have been celebrating your wins this whole time
and so thank you I hope that instead of repeat I thought it was 13 long there
we go again there we go yeah hey
we got some
There's some links to that chat, and I'm gonna thought we got links.
Deadlock is releasing in a month, will it play, or is that real, it's actually already
I thought it would go into some sort of second beta phase or whatever
No, just talking shit again with bad luck in his username is clueless
I figure as much
I
I didn't see the new alien isolation trailer, someone did say that there was a teaser out there.
Anything else cool, fresh, new, exciting happening in the world?
Before we click these beautiful links, sandbox, spiritual, sexual, and human, we'll release tomorrow.
Yep, we heard, we heard.
The Empire's rise TCG spin-off out, TCG.
You do know what TCG means, right?
You fucking retard.
Gen V canceled.
I know that is...
Trump said it has less, as the assassination attempt was not hoax.
Of course, why would you say it's a hoax?
Why would he ever say that?
I want...
Thank you, someone.
Genevieve is the boy spin-off.
Oh, I actually watched the first show of that.
It's the period, maybe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wish one season I think
Hey, hey, hey, hey, I see
It was mid
They watch a Malcolm revival thing yet, I did not I never really watched Malcolm in the middle either
Yeah
All right. We got links here. We got links. Minus 20 hard earned American dollars. Will
Let's see.
All right, let's see what we got.
Oh god.
Apparently one more.
It's a big work stoppage here.
Let me count them. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen.
People are now watching this.
Let's see what's going to happen.
Sixteen.
Okay. Now someone's going to put a stick in there.
We're walking away.
Somebody's got a big stick. A lot of activity. Okay.
Okay. We've got hired last.
And who gets paid the least.
Okay. We're going to try a bucket of water.
Hang a bucket of water on the handle.
handle. Oh here comes a big stick. Here comes a big stick. We're going to drown it with acid.
We're going to try the big stick there. He's going to go flying across the...
try to kill the engine with water and hit the big stick. Okay now we're going to smother it with
a tarp. We've now angered the machine. The machine is now angered.
You dumbass.
This is hilarious.
Okay, we're going to smother it with tarp.
It's actually going to work, I think.
Oh, oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, right in the hole!
We're not in the hole at all.
Whoa, hold it!
Eight seconds, eight seconds is enough.
He is now blinded in that.
I keep it slurred.
Oh, there's a...
Oh!
This is the YouTube.
The film is rolling, Howard.
All right, now we're going to...
Now we've irritated him, throwing him in the hole.
We're at the 18th now.
It'll run out of gas eventually.
Grab it. We got $50 to the first person to grab the turf.
$50 and a free lunch.
Square man, I don't got any benefits.
I got it, I got it.
Oh my gosh, we're still going now.
It's not going down, it's fighting.
The lion's around the end of the castle.
Oh, there we go, $50 to the gentlemen with the antlers.
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Oh, honey, it's been a while.
Not...
America!
America!
Yeah!
Greetings from Poland.
Thank you.
What's the problem with you?
It's the soap.
What's the quickest you've knocked in ever knocked anyone out?
I hope I california state records like 18 seconds of duty of the 10 count
I think we're gonna break that today I'm Johnny Knoxville
It's my butterbeen.
Today, we're going to do a little boxing.
All right, you guys, touch gloves and come out fighting.
Oh, oh, oh!
Get up!
One more time!
There's a lot of fun.
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Give me, give me one, so let me...
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You're sleeping with the fishes.
All of you thank you so much
and
You're getting my chat PTSD man.
I'm so happy to see you, Pekora!
I'm so happy to see you, Pekora!
I'm happy too!
When I was watching all the videos on the Earth,
Pekora was so cute and I was looking forward to seeing you!
Really?
Pekora, you're so cute!
Pekora is also a VTuber debut, right?
I'm so happy to see you!
That's right!
When I asked Pekora if I could see you,
she became a VTuber!
This one's pretty cute too, Peco.
Oh no, I can't even open it.
I'll show you how it's done, but I want to show you how it's done!
You mean the hacking?
Alright, I'll hack Pecorra.
What? Pecorra?
I've seen a lot of videos where I can't find the bad parts.
That's great, right?
Pecorra, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Pecorra.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Arrggghhh!
Wait!
Is a heart disease really possible?!
Um,
we can use the tecora?
Wait, why is this for $100?!
Tiana,
we can take it all away if that's the case!
Tecora is that for $100?
Hm, that's too bad.
She's super clever!
I'm sure she knows where she is, too.
Hey, Tiana, where are you?
I'm looking for the key!
I have to go now!
dress more modesty I'm just like confused I'm like tonight that's not a
good idea cuz I will hate you I doubt it tonight I doubt it you will be the one
together let's go let's go let's go all right we're spread out what do you want
let's go equal rights equal fight let's go let's go let's go let's go
ring leaders are more modest that's all make Halloween modest again ladies
Ladies and gentlemen get a hoodie or something cover up funny cuz I square up but I actually
won't do anything.
I'm just gonna hit it with the vlog.
Can you guys explain us your Halloween outfits?
Since when did pirates have their butts hanging out?
Since forever.
What do you mean?
Forever?
Oh I'm just judging women based on their modesty because our culture nowadays is super
f'd up and women use Halloween as an excuse.
Why am I disgusting?
Wait why?
Why?
Why am I disgusting?
I'm the disgusting one.
Can you guys explain to us your costumes?
I'm a teacher.
Really?
Yeah.
Would you fire me?
100%.
I wouldn't want any teacher in my school
dressing like a whore.
I'm dressed like a whore?
I would say you're dressed a little scandalous.
Yeah.
I think culturally.
So much to worry.
This clip right now is not a clip.
No, it's not a clip.
It's genuinely what I believe.
Women use Halloween as an example
to dress however they want.
And I think it's really messing up our culture.
It's not that serious.
That type of mentality is what's actually
effing up our youth.
You can use that logic with anything that's bad.
I'm a hot teacher.
A hot teacher?
Yeah.
I beg to differ, but I don't know.
Maybe the comments will say differ.
Hey, now that's the clip part.
I see it.
What?
That's the clip.
No clip.
Yo, you're gonna get like 500 views and 40 likes.
Chill.
You're good.
Alright, bro.
What's up, Batman?
I appreciate it.
Batman Tweaky.
What's up, Batman?
What's you are now?
What's you mean what I'm on, bro?
What do you want?
What's you want, man?
You want something more right now?
Yeah, bro.
I'm trying to get into monkeys so bad.
Can you guys tell us about your Halloween costumes?
It's a movie.
I give you props.
You got a really modest outfit on tonight.
Shout out to you.
Not so much to you, but you guys have a good night.
Can you explain to me your Halloween costume?
I mean, it's pretty self-explanatory.
I can't tell.
It's mostly skin.
I mean, just have the people decide.
You know, probably don't want to hear the comments
you're going to say.
I'm Laura Crawl, Tomb Raider.
I think her outfit is actually
more accurate than hers.
I'm a big fan, bro.
Bro, I appreciate it, bro.
I wrap you with your necklace.
Fine.
I'm on his lens.
What?
Oh, bro.
He's trying to throw me a lob.
He said, probably for, oh, shoot, the hose left.
8 by 8, 36, zero waste.
We don't feel like the day.
All this stuff might be late next.
All this stuff by 8 by 8.
I can't stop this stuff.
Stop this stuff, this stuff, this stuff, this stuff.
Stop this stuff, this stuff, this stuff.
What are you guys for Halloween?
Reminder, the stunts in this movie
are performed by professionals.
Hi, I'm Lee Mann.
I'm Barry Margero.
I'm Preston Lacey.
I'm Chris Pony!
12.26 will be!
I'm leaving, I'm in danger!
I'm running down!
Oh, I'm Johnny Knoxville!
Oh, I'm Johnny Knoxville!
Oh, I'm Johnny Knoxville!
Welcome to the first day of our last film!
What are you feeling?
I'm sad.
Does it make you sad, Chris?
No, I'm not in touch with my emotions.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I would like to introduce you to our new cast member, Larry!
Nice to meet you all, big fans.
Oh my gosh, he got you!
Give me a fucking hand so I can throw it on Larry.
25 years and we haven't learned the goddamn thing.
Can someone go get the shot collar for your penis?
Boopie said he wants to try it.
Hi, I'm Clip.
You're taking it to a whole other level.
Yep.
Looks pretty happy about it.
You think I'm a big zombie, you gotta be tough.
Bye-bye.
This is the escape room from hell.
Start the game.
I think we're moving to the next room
How old is Johnny Knox for now
56
I will get my food.
I will get my food.
You think all those chickens had to buy tickets?
I'm starving.
I wouldn't give right now for a big juicy steak.
How dare you!
To us cows are sacred!
That's right!
You're disrespecting our entire culture!
And why did West Anderspen come here to make his worst movie?
We made it!
This is where Padma works!
I feel like I owe every bus in America an apology.
Oh my God, how are you going to find her?
There are hundreds of people in here.
Thank you, Ex-Support.
How can I help you?
How? Stand on your desk.
Brian?
Padma, just do it.
Oh boy.
Are you Padma?
No, I am Ranita. There is a python in my cube.
Brian?
Padma! You're even more beautiful than I imagined.
This is my town. I have lived here my whole life.
Well, if you were born here then it must be a magical place.
Yes, let's go get sandwiches at that new deli I keep hearing about.
Thanks, Ganesha.
family is having a big party tonight you must both come as my guest I hope they
play that one song with the shrieking nasal atonal woman over the bongos and
tambourines
you seem nervous you worried about meeting Padman's family yeah oh my you both
look so elegant thanks a little shopping today but me mine is actually in a
laden costume from last Halloween oh engagement so who's getting married I
am white my future son-in-law please come and meet one another well
That's a Punjab to the figs. Where's the buff?
My true love is here tonight.
He has come to me all the way from America.
His name is Brian Griffin.
Just give me a chance to raise the money so I can marry your daughter and make her happy.
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Contestant comes all the way from America.
Brian Griffin!
First question.
Which retired Indian cricketer has scored over 18,000 runs in ODI competition?
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No, it's not Germany Cricket!
Huh?
Unless..
Germany's based on a real person.
I need an answer!
Even the more I say it,
the more it does sound Indian.
Germany Cricket...
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Germany Cricket, final answer!
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Too many people! Stop with the people!
Pardon me, I meant to ask you. Are they like Bengal tigers just running loose in the cities?
I don't know. Any matter, are there annoying talking babies always interrupting?
Okay, it's been a long trip. Let's not say anything we're gonna regret.
I think watching you try to answer that question out there, I realized something. You know nothing of my country or my culture.
or my culture well that was a really tough question no it wasn't everyone in
india knows who sachin tenbucker is right i am deeply touched that you came all
this way to find me but the truth is you and i have very little in common well
i could learn and there's gotta be an old carmen san diego episode on india or
something right right but i know you but when i look inside myself i
realized i do not want to marry you mostly i just did not want to marry
diraj i'm so sorry have i answered all of your
Why is it acting like they don't want to arrange marriages?
what
I think you can do it!
Don't give up, Charizard!
I
I'm gonna try to not be that funny, all fours!
Darn it, boy!
It's against the rules for Magmar to pull Charizard into the volcano!
Magmar, didn't you cheat? You agreed to using the volcano for our Pokemon battle, didn't you?
Under the volcano is part of the volcano too!
pure evil. He's not a human being.
Any soul that breaks from the path of humanity and becomes evil, runs the risk of transforming
into a kishin. In the name of lord death, this evil must be purged. Let's collect
the damaged soul and end this.
Just so we're clear, Maka. This guy's turning himself into a weapon. He's the same
as me that way. Of course, I look a lot cooler in my human form than he does.
The being a weapon isn't what the problem is here, the problem with this guy is a song.
I know.
You serial killer, check the river.
Your murdering days are done.
Your soul is mine.
2 fighting is 1. Let's go solo.
of
country in Europe. Yes, yes, yes. What? Yes. It is the most racist. One of the most racist
for the Roma people. They don't like the Roma people because they think they're bigger
than the Roma people, you know? Yeah. They like gypsy, you know? If you see, sorry for
my English, talking like that. If you see your black, you say, oh, gypsy, you know?
Yeah. Without reason, you're from UK or somewhere, they say gypsy, you know?
Last week in Spain, Bulgaria,
Yamin Yamao in playing, they say Gypsy, Gypsy,
calling him Gypsy.
Every time you see yourself, it's now.
But anyone that gets a bit color, they say Gypsy.
Thank you.
You know, you're still on the color.
Yes.
Have you experienced this before?
I ride a movie going.
Oh, she does?
Oh, she picks.
Thank you, very Russian.
Yeah.
If you see a skin color, you're going to say it's
soy, it's a good thing, something like this.
And no, I'll have to go.
Ah, OK, OK.
From my own personal experience,
I can definitely tell you that people from normal communities have lived like subhumanists here.
Have you seen racism in action in this country before?
Absolutely. Many times actually I've heard people calling them subhuman animals,
calling them Viennese or even Gypsy King or such stuff like that.
Would you let your daughter date a Gypsy?
Do you think your mother is going to be a Hispanic or a Gypsy?
No, never.
So you would have been good for the bloodline?
Honestly, I hate only Gypsies.
One day in the future it will go off again, it will be rebuilt.
I wish for that, but so that we don't need to get gypsy.
If 100,000 gypsies move next door to your house, what would you do?
Two options.
Move from my house away, or move them from my house.
Yeah.
If you had the choice, would you kick them out of the country?
Yeah, of course. 100%.
If you make our country look ugly, we will accept that.
If a gypsy man came for your daughter, would you allow him to marry your daughter?
No, I can't.
What would you do for a gypsy man?
I would kick him.
Kick him?
Yeah, kick him.
Get out.
Get out.
Yeah, I don't like gypsies.
I have a problem.
And all these people have a problem with gypsies.
All these people have a problem with gypsies.
All those people as well.
Would you say majority of Bulgarians have problem with gypsies?
Yeah, yeah.
They all share the same sentiment.
Yeah, maybe.
Most of the Bulgarian people are basically gay gypsies.
What is the message you have for the jishis?
Get out from my country. Get out.
So YouTube came here last year saying that for kutas is a dangerous place, painting in a bad life.
That is no dangerous place. You see, everyone is totally people here.
Everyone is going to help you with something. Just when you need it, something, you know?
They are going to help you as well.
What matters the most is the hospitality, the welcoming that we get. You guys are open to everyone.
Yes
Yeah, of course, come to Bulgaria. It's a very nice country.
A lot of people are welcoming you nicely. They would love to meet you guys.
And yeah, just we'll have the energy and we would love to help anyone.
So, what do you say to every single person who's watching this? Come to Fakultat?
Come to Fakultat, but every time help and every time give you food, every time give you money,
every time give you anything, no problem. Come to the Nolimita. Here is the best people.
people told us no camera no recording or the ones inviting us to play football just minutes later
one minute there was tension the next it was locked up the game about to stop
Fils strong man, hey, some more to the right man, forson go line, already line, all is
This is Jacob with 480,000 subscribers.
To the batch, BlueStone, Gregor, welcome back to Rome.
Maybe Alex, hi guys, my name is Anna and today we're going to find out what Russian girls know about India.
And the main question is, would a Russian girl go on a date with an Indian guy or in a married man?
Girls, what do you know about India?
Kori
Slans
Great dance
What do you know about India?
Culture, a little bit
Men
The factories are in India
And what did you do with one of them?
I just felt it
Both beautiful
But if you like it, why not?
Why did you go to India?
I don't know if he likes it or not.
Really?
Who do you know about India?
I don't know.
I don't know about India.
What do you think about Indian men?
If there is a great love, then everything is possible.
Cool.
What do you think about Indian men?
There was nothing like that in Hollywood.
There will be nothing like that.
Yes.
And you went on a date with her?
No, why?
I like a little bit of another kind of boy.
And you?
Maybe, but she looks like a human being.
But if it's love, a serious feeling,
maybe it's such a rush that you went to get married?
Maybe you're married, maybe.
And you?
But if it's love, then yes.
What do you know about India?
I know that there is a very tasty food in Oskar
that there is a lot of grass, I think
about India
they smoke a lot of weed
they say it's very dirty there
I wouldn't want to visit India
let's say you came there and you fell in love with an Indian man
why didn't you come here?
it's hard to say, we saw his shirt
we met in the morning
what do we know about India?
Yeah, the third in the world of the US and China, smoking weed?
What?
China is second in the world smoking weed? What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
in a way. They call it bang, it's ceremonial. It's the biggest population. Yeah, you fucking
retard if you're counting, you're not doing percentage of population. What do you mean?
You can't just fucking count fucking individual fucking joints in the country.
What the fuck?
I refuse to believe it. I refuse to believe it.
it. Well,
Well, none of those countries are in top three per capita. Israel on number two though.
That I did not see coming.
But this and all.
This time, I'll start by guessing her nationality.
Two, three graphs, and then I'll tell you my name.
Are you from Latin America?
No.
Are you from Europe?
Yes.
Is it Italy?
Yes.
Oh!
Really good.
What's your name?
I'm Virginia.
And my name is Abi.
Abi, you got shots from mine with you.
Shots?
Why?
Oh, okay, okay, sure.
Oh my god
It's a cringe and I speak
It's sour. It's my first time trying wine. Really? Yeah, can I get your Instagram?
I'm coming to Italy in a couple of days. Do you want to go out with me?
Yes
You're cute and I like your vibe do you want to go out with me?
No.
Do you want to go out with me?
No.
Oh, okay.
Everyone is looking at me.
I need to run.
I'm guessing nationality made me friends but my goal is to find a date now I'll
guess they're age if I'm wrong they give me a punishment.
23, 21, 20.
Bro, I don't know they're anxious,
but I have to be happy to find them.
Yeah, yeah.
So what's your real age, fast?
Nine, nine, nine.
Nine.
Eight.
Oh, fuck your mother.
Eight.
Will you go out with me?
No, I'm sorry.
I am so sorry.
Will you go out with me?
I don't know.
Will you go out?
I'm so sorry.
Will you go out with me?
Ah!
Oh, no!
Hey, thanks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm glad that I'm making them happy.
As an awkward guy, my goal is to be an international professional flutterer.
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I'm going to guess what you do for work.
You're not going to guess the price.
You are not going to guess the price.
And if I guess it wrong, you can give me a punishment in the beach.
Any punishment that I want to.
Except...
I'm a maness.
Okay.
What's your name?
Jessica, nice to meet you.
And your name?
Natalie.
Natalie.
Okay.
You're a data analyst.
No.
What the fuck, never.
I'm a yoga teacher.
Oh.
I'm from India.
I should have guessed that.
Okay.
I get to hold that and you have to go get Niosha.
What?
Thank you.
You have to go get Niosha.
You look good.
Full body.
You look good!
Full body!
I'm waiting that place is stopping. No!
No! In the water!
In the water!
In the water!
I told them I was a menace at the beginning of this, didn't I?
Woo! Okay champ.
Can I go out with you?
No.
Can I go out with you?
It's okay.
What's this?
When you want to go out.
It's a mic.
It's okay.
I have planned.
It's a problem.
It's okay.
It's a flyer channel.
Ah!
Whatever floating skills I'm learning,
I share in our Instagram community.
So make sure to join.
Flyer tips.
from the flirting guru.
Those are the men who seem to be gay.
Moscow, Kant, Lexi Glass, Finbox, and
NLA, I think it was Salty Densho.
Hensu is dead.
Chihau is not going to like this.
The PRC is going to be furious.
Their men have better stop.
Get the emergency defense squad down there now.
Are you alright?
Don't worry about me.
Stop Logan.
He has the unseen vaccine. You can't let him escape. We'll stop him out. Idiot.
Yeah, you'd be doing a nice job so far. Are you a stand? Good. All right. Get you one and get out there.
I want that chopper. Yes sir.
These guys are wearing full armor! I can't hit them!
Not bad!
What is this mini map about?
What is this minimap about?
time. Keep an eye out. The agency is mobile live. I'm sure they're out looking for you by now.
How long are you gonna be? I'm almost out of the lab complex now. Be there soon.
Seems like a blast.
That would be very very important, especially for someone who I really wish
that I am in truly commercial.
And so that's where I'm coming from.
And if you don't know your pain, that's okay.
But not you.
But not you, okay?
Mm-hmm.
I practically told him that the people
might not want to hear this,
and I told him that I would do it for the purpose
of changing it, but I don't want to do it
for the purpose of killing the people.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Uh-oh.
Hello, I'm Martin Liebman.
I'm from the United States.
I'll leave you to make it in time.
I'm from the United States.
My name is Elin-Ma-Ratts.
And American people can find me here on the web.
What is this a ghoul man, holy fuck.
Is it?
Bro, what is this a ghoul man?
Holy fuck.
Have you ever worked with someone else in the past years?
Oh yeah, yes, I've got friends too.
One don't clean, which is fine.
Is it?
I think they had to get out of it because I...
I mean...
Yeah.
It all started for me in...
That would be in 2007.
2007 is when I first started to do
long distance generations.
So...
What a game!
No!
What a game!
I'm really glad that I got into the game.
I'm really glad that I got into the game.
I'm really glad that I got into the game.
But I am glad that I got into the game.
I have to say absolutely.
I have to say absolutely.
You, yes, because of some of the encounters
that I had with the other players,
New milestone.
What the fuck?
Where did my leadbots go?
What the fuck?
Here, for you, I mean, you have, you think you have advice, I mean, you're a really, really,
Is this a cold person or a cold person?
I stop sneak linking.
I see you silent linking.
I don't find the links, man.
Bro, this fucking...
Fucking leaf blower in the background.
Laughing Manly as A.M. and Joel's Ivy Thief Primo.
Come back.
Oh my god.
a long time now the story behind our love. Yes, how did you meet? So now we are in Paris.
We thought this is the perfect time to reveal the story. So the story starts in 2018. At
this point I had been living in the US for 12 to 15 years. I had a job there and I was
making good money. But in 2018 I felt a calling that I needed something deeper in
my life. So I went to India. I had been already practicing yoga since 2012. So in 2018 I went
to the place where the yoga came from and I volunteered here for three months. So I go
to the Sashramanthi every day. It goes from morning to evening and one fine day I had to
be at the dining hall at 8.30 in the morning and they reached there at 8 a.m.
So I had never been to India before in my life, but I signed up for this business seminar
and I decided to go to India.
So it was my first day in India, my first day in the U.S. center, and Ash was also the first
person I had a real conversation with.
So my business seminar was going to start in like three days, but I thought beforehand
it's good if I do some volunteering.
So you know, they put me in a certain department, it was the next day, and I'm half
an hour early because I'm German. We are always early if we can. And the only person that was
there, nobody was there, Sash. So I thought, wow, he's so early. He must be the supervisor.
So I went up to him and I was like, hi, are you the supervisor? And then he said, no, I'm not.
But I sat down next to him on the stairs and we right away, I don't know why, but we just
started talking, talking, talking. We hit it off right away. Because there was nobody around,
We started talking and we learned that summer had actually been to the US and I had been to the US as well
So we shared a lot of stories
Stood out right away for me was that summer had long hair like
Hair until the knees and that they went well and at the end of the day of volunteering
Summer did something I did not expect
She asked for my phone number
Honestly I really don't know why I asked for a phone number like I don't even remember asking for a phone number
But I think I even said something...
Bro why? As crazy as she develops an Indian accent, Indian English accent though she's German right?
She asked for my phone number
Honestly I really don't know why I asked for a phone number like I don't even remember asking for a phone number
But I think I even said something weirder I said like...
I said like yeah she said here's my phone number and be there because I'm
gonna be texting you all the time
I don't know where I said that I don't know it just came out of my mouth I was just like I
need this guy's phone number hey thank you Sunday it was Sunday
I have so many things to tell you and I just like met him half an hour ago I
don't know really no this was at the end of the day not oh I said that
It was not in the beginning.
No, this was in the evening.
See, I don't even remember that part anymore.
But it was on the first day.
Yeah.
And so there were a few things that stood out to me about Ash right away.
First of all, he was very helpful.
He was so considerate.
Like, I was putting plates on the floor and then he came to me and he said without
any like, like agenda and it's not anything.
He was just wanting to help.
He said, if you do it like this, you're going to hurt yourself.
We should probably do it like these things and and he was not someone to shy away from work
He was always doing whatever was thrown him. He would do it. There was a like, you know, he was not like
Okay
It was meant to be
I was expecting someone say arranged marriage, but I guess that's better
I had no further links. We're done. So all fun. So with those link goes sneak linkers
I don't know what's going on with the 28th, I have never seen that in my entire professional
Twitch career, but it should be studied, whatever it is.
I guess the copy-pasta was real, me on top.
We have one more unmetable account.
How did we send 4K shirts with this many viewers?
That's a good question.
Because they're so good, they are beyond just our community.
Either way boys, it's time, it's time, it's time, it's time.
It's a bad that not many people will be able to witness us getting the record today, but
you will have to vouch for me, alright?
You will have to vote for me.
Where am I?
I'm over here.
GameCapture is on.
Alright, let's go.
I just have to open some more tabs.
Here we go, 40.
40 years.
Alright.
Ah, let's go.
of
a
,
All right, sorry, wood.
in here. Why is there no shipping to Israel? I don't know man. Something something
war. I couldn't tell you, I couldn't tell you, man. I'm not the logistics guy. I'm the
The logic, the logic's gay.
Greetings, I was browsing the Manicraft category for smaller streamers.
I hope this ten dollars helps, sir.
If you want some Manicraft tips or power of some time, just hit me up.
I'm a pretty Bing streamer.
Thanks, man.
Thanks man, I'm sorry, I did my thing, I learned the ropes, so...
We are back master, we are back.
to be held
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it.
I'm trying to car it except for the...
Ah fuck it, I'll do this, we'll get that.
Because I'm getting that.
I understand.
Where the fuck is this coming from?
View what's reporting.
There you go.
of
all spooking me
I
Don't sketch run but good woman
I
Right
Oh, Bob.
Hi, Forsen. I was so happy yesterday when you reacted to my Nokia Engage link.
Satan is coming to her fever.
Well, whoa, with blood, Nokia and Gage is the answer.
There's something about this Nokia and Gage I don't know what.
Me neither.
Well, shit lurks in there, there, no fortress.
So fortress, but good warmup, good warmup ish.
Oh my god
Okay
bread smith he run is dead smith
Ah, this could be worth.
I did songbun!
Okay, we'll do... we'll do... this...
I love it.
I'll take it.
Take his lint.
Oh my god.
fire
fuck it, lets see where this takes us
It's about to break.
Oh my god, it's breaking.
Oh fuck.
Alright.
What?
What?
What?
What?
All right
Okay, we have no, uh, no pitaxe, but who needs a pitaxe when we have...
Alright, let's go!
No pickaxe!
I
Okay
Okay, I see the Fortress, it's behind you right now.
I can't.
what the f***ing blocks
They go in the hole man
It's a fucking joke these pigs sometimes
Like there's gold everywhere why are they attacking me?
It's not like I attacked any of them
They should just go the fuck in the hole man
Hey
No good.
I
10, 11, that's good.
Croftime welcome back Selmoot caters!
I don't want to dream ninja 20 months, we're getting ripped and broken with the 88 months, well thank you
Oops
Speezyman
Speezyman
Speezyman
Speezyman
Speezyman
Yes shit, yes thank you so much
Yeah, thank you just what I need to install the fucking language pack
Yeah, that might just be what I need
Not to check it out a lot stream analyze exactly the components and receiving
But first let's get the makeup here we got lava
That's not good enough.
Move it!
I'd like to...
It's fucking raw!
Move it!
Move it!
Move it!
Move it!
Move it!
Move it!
Move it!
Move it!
Move it!
Move it!
oh here we go 17 obsidian but nothing else what are you about 17 obsidian
I don't have another blacksmith I suppose.
Okay.
Then we gotta get that pickaxe going.
Good evening, Mr. Force. I've noticed you're growing old and slow. I'm also growing old
and slow. Watching you is like watching fine wine age. My bladder is weaker and reaching
the leaky stage. Let's grow older and slower together. Let's play manycraft forever.
Let me wash your mouth.
Let me talk a little back to back. Backpack. Champion.
Ah, fuck.
Okay, one, two, three, boom.
I think I'm gonna go ahead and do this as well.
Alright, I'm not gonna do this.
Why do I need to go back? Do I need to go back for my fish food? I need food.
Food, food, food.
I guess the two fish will have to do.
Oh, here.
Gimme fish, gimme fish.
We don't have so many fish since we done
Okay, we got two. One in this direction and one in this direction. The closest one would
be... in this direction.
Let's see, right?
No.
Can I go around?
Okay.
It's here, right? No?
Can I go around? Okay.
Really?
What?
to the right. It is built in the wrong way.
Okay, um, I go to Fort Leus, the top is built in, I don't think this one can hug
of city and but maybe can
three
one
nineteen obsidian
we're doing nineteen obsidian shot
I got one more
unfortunately that's
oh shit there was one more here
This is all built-in, right?
I'm not sure.
Welcome to Yucca, Dey!
What's with these tight shirts?
Fine, I will squeeze myself into your 4XL shirt.
Seems about right.
Uh, thank you sir.
Okay, I have to go this way.
There's only one place this place can be, and it's this direction.
And there it is.
Hello.
of
of
9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 13.
Not 13.
Minus ten eleven.
I'll leave that.
oh no
there's some of the sticks
then the lava
I
I
Sort of tired
I mixed up the two cores because they were so close together.
I mixed up the Xenon.
Alright, where's my head?
I
Game render level on this.
Do I have to do the jingle?
I don't understand, I don't understand, I didn't go over to fucking kill you.
I didn't go over 50% or did, but it's like...
It's two spoilers.
So how?
Wait.
I don't understand. It located the chest.
It located the chest.
Wait. When you do a spawner scan, it looks for chest just like BTs, right?
And you will find the library.
Right?
It does look for chess. That's the point, yes. No, you want to find the spawner.
But they both trigger spikes.
Isn't there another search for spawners that is blue? No. They're both orange. They're
both orange. Oh it was there. Wait, are there two libraries? Okay so it was in this
direction. I was not wrong. It was in this direction but it's impossible for me to
whether it's up here or down here so that that's just bad luck I guess I was
running in the right direction but it showed me it's in this direction and I
run here and then right here at this point there's no way for me to know
whether it is
Thank you. There is no way to know whether it's up or down. Yeah, I mean I did scout.
I did find the right spike. It has nothing to do with that. I literally had the correct
I had this angle scouted, I knew where the portal room was.
The problem is here, when you're in this situation, are you supposed to run down or are you supposed
to run up?
I think that the rules say that if there is a way down, you should go down, right?
You're supposed to go down if you can go down, it's more likely to be down than
enough. I think.
I think it's just a gavel, it's just a 50-50. In this specific angle there's no
way to know whether it was up or down. All you had was that it's this angle and
that might as well have been down as it could have been up. So it's just a 50-50
at this point and I believe that it's more likely for it to be down
then up. So if you see a staircase leading down you're supposed to go down.
Go up first it's limited about then down. Why would I go up first though? If it's
limited up, even if it is limited up, if it's a higher chance for it to spawn
down I'm losing time going up
I think I made the right I made the right choice going down I mean there was
that anyway but in a real run situation I think I would go down again rather
enough. Any day of the week. I think so. I have a good warmup.
I believe it was in that video, stronghold scan video, whatever.
you can go down go down it's more likely to be down
He also still in the wrong block, coordinates are the way to start.
There I know you said no more links but seeing how fucking old you are unable to do simple
process of elimination in your runs I could probably send the link and your
old age. Wouldn't be able to tell the time of day.
That is simply not true. It's a DJ here at Markman's playing Mastery Super
Sandia. We got 11 years in the Yekitori, 132, and four semig, thank you very much man.
J-Lodge, I think, yes, we do have.
I don't believe so.
install the fucking language pack
install the fucking language pack
install the fucking language pack
install the fucking language pack
install the fucking language pack
now we're on our way
Imagine still being a believer only through three diamonds I would definitely, oh fuck.
I would definitely... I would have not lived a day right about now.
Reset for full food and health.
Two, seven...
Stupid fucking mistake here.
by who? by the job gamer? thank you man
I'm not fucking...
although Fawcyn I have just received my Fawcyn match I bought a black Fawcyn all
right shirt and blue Fawcyn must shirt the quality his gut it is made in
Hamdor is not that the dish. Why false? What did the D'Golly's do to you please clarify?
They didn't believe.
Alright, we're looking great here Chad, looking great.
We got a 2, 45, and 3 with full blocks of food.
And diamond pickaxe.
Oh my god!
What?
That is so fucking stupid.
What the fuck was that?
It was like 8 times in a row.
Unironically.
Picture game Blizzard.
What the hell?
That's the deadest fuck.
Okay, are we in?
Oh, no.
Exclamation mark, inverted exclamation mark, inverted exclamation mark, inverted exclamation mark
Hello foursome, would you like someone to install the language pack for you?
Did you forget how to do it?
I am too late, it is all the above.
The youth, Mr. Paul, you sold 4,000 shirts and think we can stop all the donation.
I never knew in the first place, man.
Oh my god.
inverted exclamation mark inverted exclamation mark inverted exclamation mark inverted exclamation mark
oh my god
oh hi mark
very light today
Hello, Fox.
Hey!
Explain why do there is no time limit on how long you can fish for the record?
What is the value of taking the record the longer time frame than the Ukrainian war?
That is a saying in my country.
Given enough time, even a poop can turn into a flower.
That's a barrel of whales.
Not of efficiencies.
I need water.
Or as Bruce Lee would say.
A surface lava.
I see a portal up there.
I don't think it's completable.
One on the end.
Oh, and shunt, that motherfuckin...
You fucking retards! All of you!
Thank you, Slassie!
No doubt on it.
PainGar will come back 7 years, anniversary, 84 years, according to...
Sorry, cool. Thank you. I fear with the bomb site, but for fun, I'll come back.
9
ahhh 9 9 9 9
can do 9
Where is the fucking, yeah where is the fucking, uh, cunt?
I
Placed without
Fucking portal
Let's go!
We got two versions, closest one will be this one.
awesome are you going to play Diana's game or am I going to have to do me the sub to
some other retard to get her back also it's all the fucking language
I mean, it doesn't, from what I know.
It's kind of crazy I have to use obsidian.
Wait, can I do this?
Oh shit.
New tech!
New tech!
I'm not good at this shit.
of
I don't know what to do with that.
Joe Biden.
Looks fairly dead, no fortress in sight.
Hello Mr. Fawson. Do you think there is a streamer somewhere on Twitch right now watching
you speedrun manikraft and using the bin nobah well could you hit a hoblin and
go out for one minutes thanks you pspl no I don't think so
Holy moly it cocks.
I forgot to have a cigarette.
Now I just need my fortress.
Well, there it goes.
There it goes.
Oh my god, there goes our pearl supply. Supplies motherfucker!
For Sanbis literally running back not. For Sanbis literally running back not.
for San is literally running but not for San is literally running but not for San
is literally running but not for San is literally running hey guys I guess that's
Let's see.
I'm running like nuts inside your mom already.
There's a, uh, there's lava here, under me.
Let's grab some water, and then we go straight down there and see.
dig straight down, rule one of minecraft to show it.
I can teach you, but I have to charge.
Okay this is an excellent run here.
Alright here we go.
It's what if you believe 220 boys here go we're going to get through this well
There's a bashing for a second
Fortunately it was nice
I'm at 101 bro
There's madness
Okay, do this for about 20 seconds and then straight down.
Can I get normal blocks, thank you.
where it's so in the run go down
right to build 10
It was better than we were going to take in like 2-3 minutes to get inside that built-in
Inversion.
and
How are you doing?
of
one at like 18
of
I think I'm going to get the fuck out of here, I'm going to get the fuck out of here.
I think I'm going to get the fuck out of here.
Dude this fucking toggle ass fucking toggle sprint shit man was that
anyway because I know fully missed the first passion but that shit actually
kills runs man
of
Dragon, welcome back. Let's be back for me for 15 months. We got fear with primeset, hop on.
Yeah, okay
Let's get it boys. It's time
It's fucking time
We warmed up and ready to go
So warmed up and ready to go sir.
Oh my god we got flint on the first one plus three diamonds.
It is optional and you did it
Mink best friends
For son and nothing best friends for son is literally coming
For son is literally
about what now I'll never know what I'm about to do
Thank you
looking at me looking at you, looking at me, fuck.
Where's the lava man?
Do we have the guard run or is it god damn lava?
This is dead 90% chance.
this might be good though
no this one
two bastions
Well, both are roughly the same on the third channel and this is the second channel.
Of course this one comes to an end.
go around.
I'll go with built-ins.
That's that anyway.
We just got to reset and pump the nethers until we get that boy next door, right?
Yeah, bashing.
There's a lot.
Alright, that's a wasabi on 15, done with everything.
Very nice pace, full of good things, about the food.
Where did we get this food from?
Or is that where did we get this item from?
Is it very trashy? No. Shit.
I don't even know if I can ship this up.
Golden carrots. Golden carrots. Golden carrots. Golden carrots.
yeah
alright let's go through, do we good, do we good, do we good?
Oh shit, I'm sorry for him. Is that the real shaving? This might be just what I need. Hope this helps
Thank you, sir
This is the real shady day
that
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
We got two bashings which is not great, we're fine in the fortress, but...
I'm going to kill him.
I'm gonna walk the fuck.
I'll now pour my fucking trading hole.
of
the
I'm fine.
I'm not an obsidian. I'm on a 60 string.
not great, not great
ok, fuck that
Oh
I think we're fucked here.
I think we are a giga fucked, but it could very well be here.
Well, that's most likely the bastard we saw earlier.
yeah
eh, good
it's dead, too far
cliche terrain
Nothing has to be done there
Okay, not bad.
of
where are they going down there forget about it forget about it
Shhh, Pidonio, welcome back, Lord Otago, we've got Rodzol, Pinky S4, and uh, what's
that?
What's that?
What's that?
What the fuck?
and
Let's go, three minutes!
I don't like to look at this.
It's a uh, bash and sub 16 at least.
Don't touch me.
kill the enemy for 30% maybe it is the only player actually
But this is not by unreasonable.
I'm going to be the one to kill him.
Oh man.
What did you do?
Watching for years. Love your man.
Take that friend in the back.
Thank you.
It's a big problem.
Oh man.
Heh, what the fuck is going on over there man?
Oh fuck!
No! I can't see because the fucking dog is barking!
feels strong man's my favorite the funniest emotant which wins the last
time you genuinely felt strong like winning a tournament or a game right
now that's some she mongers biceps all right we got this we are going to
Researcher
,
and
and
Oh, great hard alert!
Great hard alert class!
Hello, man.
Maybe you'll just go...
How are you?
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Nice shirts.
I only want to have a clean wash this time.
So I'll do it.
Oh!
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Uh, well, this is, uh, fucking good.
What happened to the pearls? They're like 7 pearls.
Okay.
Parallels.
More parallels.
I need one more set of parallels.
Okay.
made a long march out of parrow, so weird.
No.
Okay.
I
If there is ever a time to shoot yourself, it's now.
Forcing, you are so bad at minecraft. Please practise movement, stronghold navigation and maximising their damage.
Roll.
Franklin's shutting the hell up when I'm on the run.
Minus five. I need to make a shove though.
I have low, 1-5
10, 11, plus 11.
90 blocks away.
But we don't have any pros to kill, that's the problem there.
2, 4, 8, we need one more rod to gamble for 10, which is all we can do because you only
have 11 at home.
We need to get 155 minus 9, so this direction which is...
One more run.
We have to throw one perl, right?
I can go for 10.
You know where it is, let's look it over.
You cannot get apes, apes, it's impossible, essentially.
It's not impossible, it's very much impossible.
of
my board is stacked
SGG.
SGG.
SGG, unfortunately.
Close calls.
But no bananas.
They're portal.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...
I'm not in this state.
How do you recommend to get myself out of a self-defense situation when the inevitable
horded ladies swarm me with my shirts on?
Ah, why would you want to defend yourself from that is my follow-up.
It's gay.
Okay, then I can try these guns.
100% success chance in knocking out women cold, don't worry, you have my guarantee.
All right sub on 15 now it's linked
Let's get this lava, let's like fake lava to me.
no bastion
That is mildly fucking annoying holy shit.
That is fucking annoying.
and
I did it, I did it!
I'm the best!
He did it!
First try!
Fortress pretty far in this direction.
Oh my god, did you fucking almost kill me?
Hey, do you have a buying shirt, sir?
Okay, the fortress is on my left, on my left.
On my left, where is this fucking bastion?
On my left, on my left, on my left, on my left, on my left, on my left.
no words to be seen can't be done
where the fuck was it though?
Oh, it's split in here.
Right in here.
Un-fucking-luck.
What the hell is this?
No iron.
No iron.
No woods.
of
the
country we need people like this is a message for mr. Force can you please
stop pretending and beat this world record already no okay yeah that's what
we're doing today I'm literally no longer pretending it's time to get it
back we're bidding that the values are not
They're warmed up, ready to go sir. We just need that one, a good seed. I don't even need a gut seed, I just need a good seed.
not worse
Don't come here.
come here
oh my god
go go go go go go go go go go go
Rotsal, I don't think you were just going to pass the boy
Please, I raptors for six months. Thank you, ladies.
Well, that is fucking dead.
This guy out. Double, one there, one there. One there, no good. Good on 11 though, just
to make sure. Fuck. Okay, we have to go down.
of
we're in some bloodshed on get home here
nine 21
It was like some sort of lube on that shit
What oh, I had no food anyway
all right keep it fresh man
of
give me something
give me something
Okay, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Uh-oh, retort alert!
Retort alert, class!
Thank you, so long.
I look at that entry voice look at it go to train
ahhh what funny
not even alive
there is nothing here
there's a stock exchange there's no money to steal there oh yeah who are you here
Hey, don't put me down to video.
John the snooze dies.
Ah, what the fuck?
John the snooze?
That's a name I haven't heard in quite a while actually.
In my head, I died.
I had to borrow money to buy it, totally worth it.
of
still next
yeah
Engine struck!
Go, go, go, I said it's coming, it's locked.
Thank you, Zuni.
Alright, what do you think about this run?
People were laughing.
A 320 full village.
Not bad, I must say.
Not bad, not bad.
With a bucket trade into a dead nether, yep.
that might just be what I need that is a crazy fortunate hello mr. force I noticed
title saying, taking back the world record.
Will that happen before I feel the warm embrace of a woman for the first time?
The pants, then you buy the merch.
Please clarify.
it
Come play with me
Don't do that
See.
Pour over there.
Okay.
That's nothing.
See these nuts.
Loading 2.
Loading 2 boys.
Shirley.
I'm sorry.
The Looting Two-Sword Dream is dead.
It is dead.
Tell that WarFX thank you, Kratos.
We got Slam.
Thanks, thanks.
Assasaga with the Four Years in the Rose is forcing Kumer.
Hey, oh fuck my shoulders are stiff man.
Hey, hey, hey.
No, I will probably never sell mousepads.
You gotta get good quality fucking like S tier mousepads.
It's one of the most important things for your equipment.
Buy it from the people who know how to make proper mousepads.
I guess I wouldn't be opposed to a column with all of those companies though.
Just for the cosmetic look of it.
of
okay come on one onion two onions
uh...
two onions
two onions
four
yeah
No can do unfortunately
Now see yes
Fourteen.
of
Where do we have the stuff?
For the good stuff.
You might be on rain
Okay.
Fuck off.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Fuck off!
Alright, I got bad, I got bad, I got bad.
That's terrible.
No bashing.
But at least we pump the lenders, right?
Like I pumped your sister just now to...
Oh
What are you doing here?
I just want to...
coming down. I am absolutely clueless. Clueless, clueless. What you gonna do? What you gonna
do when they come for you.
So if there is ever a time to shoot yourself, it's now.
Good fucking morning, cunts.
Good luck on the record today, Mr. Force.
Yeah, we're getting it.
Thank you, arah.
Well, this is a piece of shit.
Big gamble, big gamble.
Big as the gamble as you have ever seen potentially.
Actually, no, we're gonna do that golden pickaxe here.
pick axe for one two three four
of
of
of
I didn't remember that my fucking pickaxe was golden, so that went too fast.
Oh, I didn't put a door in there.
That was the reason.
Ah, shit in my ass.
I put a door.
That was Captain Ori, rolling a fucking six iron.
Yeah, I missed that one.
Your mom, thank you.
Mama so fat she can't find the match
It's you won't have four XM
right that's a joke
whoa
i am fucking iron forge over here
There's the annoying cat something.
It's a portal
and
work just pretend it didn't spam lulay
what
ah yeah hello four son can you tell us what kind of four play you and any like
to do in bed and what is your favorite position
I would like to look at the merch sales. Thank you, Lucas.
Well, we're just gonna have to go through here and hope to the Pope.
What the fuck?
I can't get through this piece of shit.
That's the dust, maybe.
Can I get one fucking playable nether?
Huh?
of
of
of
of
of
of
I don't see any blood on him.
That's a big problem.
Oh, it digs right down, I guess.
Oh my god, this is a killer entry.
What are you trying to tell me?
the
the
the
the
I mean this all of you guys has to be fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking
tired, tired
No.
Okay.
C.
Okay.
C.
C.
C.
C.
C.
C.
C.
C.
C.
C.
Get away!
Hello, Mr. Fools.
My t-shirts just arrived.
Nice.
Disappointed, I couldn't smell the sweat.
Tears and blood of child-slave labor.
But the quality is great.
I'll be committing horrendous crimes wearing it
so the world can see my nice t-shirts on TV.
Intel, of course.
Well, that would almost be as good advertising as
to assess any trouble having a steam game.
Yeah, uh, okay.
I mean, okay.
That's a great, great to know.
Okay.
That was uncool.
you
you
you
you
you
the
come on lady come come on lady
you
see right but no
no word
I thought I saw me in the end.
It's right at the beginning.
I hope that's lower. Could be lower. Village!
It is the year 2056. The run has been dead for 30 years straight.
Horseson no longer remembers how to get to the end of that.
It is the same six hours as always.
Except Horseson has come up with 100 more exclusives as to why the run was dead.
That's pretty impressive though, 100, excuse me. I thought it was a lot to run out.
I made this.
Okay, not the fastest entry, but an entry.
or so they thought
I've noticed you haven't taken any sugar-free smoothies yet.
When are you going to restock, so you'll stop getting lucky.
Sugar-free smoothies.
Uh... what?
This is shitty freedom man.
But yes, I haven't taken a sniz in a very, very, very long time.
I would love one right now.
Unfortunately, this shit is so bad.
Yeah, the bashing too.
what is this is legal it should be a it is EU after all times of change and
and uh...
Hi big man Tarun! Love watching gachi videos!
There you go, there you go.
Hello Fawcyn, this is the narrator speaking.
Ever since you fired me, I have been homeless and alone.
Fawcyn, turn the fucking narrator on.
talks about himself in third person no wonder I had to fire him
so if there's ever a time to shoot yourself it's now
I can see that, I can see that
I'm buying a medium size because the small size was too small for me.
The small size was too small.
So you're buying a medium.
Yeah, I mean that makes fucking sense.
Thank you for being rational.
When I buy the new Steam controller, I don't get what is the Steam controller?
Is it specifically for the Steam Machine or is it like their version of the X-Box slash
PlayStation controller?
It's just for PC.
It's unrelated to the Steam Machine.
I don't know how it looks like.
Let me see how it looks like.
controller. Oh my god dude what the fuck is this? What the fuck man? What the fuck are
are those touch pads for man are those touch pads under who uses touch pads on a fucking
controller we're getting two laptop touch pads glued to a fucking xbox controller enjoy
So your 99 data controller.
I mean maybe.
What I hate about everything, wait hang on a second, let me check that.
X, Y, A and B. So it has X box variation of the buttons.
least. I still would prefer the Xbox version. Sorry, the PlayStation version, the triangle
and X and circle is more engraved into my memory. I always have to fucking double check
which one is which one I'm gonna pick up on X books control them cuz you know I
never had an X books I had a proper upbringing
but at least they don't have fucking ABCD or some shit some new shit yes
If you didn't have a console operating, that means you're a zoomer and you're no
Alright.
See you all every omega little about anything.
Alright.
Okay, I'll fight you then.
Work, work.
Where's this fucking goal in that though?
I'm gonna grab this.
whatever you do dont give me gravy do not give me any gravy
Where are they fucking cursed?
Gollum?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Blacksmith.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Just a little bit more food.
Just this one here, no.
All I want is one more.
Give me some more.
Fuck it, these cows are made for killing me.
That's just what I'll do.
Alright, now we go into the abyss.
You got dying one, so we'll go relatively fast, yes, no.
Jake Hoffman, thank you, we've got massive toe, we've got tie 22, oh wow, with 10 years!
Whoa, my man, I've got questions, very rare.
10 years, I don't know if I can keep doing it with the force.
You do what you must, but know that that is an ancient time to be subscribed, so thank you very much.
I'm not going to kill me.
lmao lmao
you
you
you
you
you
As dead as dead gets, not even the greatest necromancer could revive that seed.
Relish portal
unfortunate
I can't do this anymore.
I can't do this anyway. Too far.
So if there's ever a time to shoot yourself, it's now.
My king!
This guy's old as fuck!
Thank you sir!
Mounday Thursday
Bumming sign.
You hear that?
That's fine.
might be a drone strike but
cause I could see
gotta take the risk
oh my god man
what did I say
for shit's sake
oh my god okay
everyone acts what the fuck
I hate this battle this battle is so dead
It's dead.
Bastion is just dead.
It's simply fucking dead man.
It's so fucking...
So shit.
It's so shit this Bastion is so shit.
It is unplayable.
it is so bad. It's unplayable, it really is. You never get enough of all mats ever,
not one time in the history of the Bastion. It's simply... bad. It's a good one.
I know, I love MILF, and it's contrary to most of the internet.
I'm sorry for liking older women and not liking 12 year olds.
I apologize.
Oh my god.
You got the team!
Man, what did you do?
You got the beam! Man! What did you do?
For sync forcing on every single one of them.
Hey, you're on PT.
You got the beam! Man! What did you do?
you sir
of
I won't be wearing your own sherps outside out of embarrassment, will you?
I have worn my shirt outside
for the last few days since I got them.
I think I switched the shirt before sleep.
That's a fucking trial.
they need a Nina even have the exact same alright shirt at the same time
Okay.
Uh, okay, we got...
Uh, take straight down.
I think so.
I don't have the wood.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
the
your fucking embarrassment wipe that smug fucking grin off your face you should stay
You're such a pathetic creature, a piece of absolute shit.
You should deeply apologize for even its existence and wasting our time.
I found the polymark.
Hello, Fawcyn. Why do I get banned from chat when I try to spell Nene in chat one letter
the time are you embraced by your girlfriend
uh no i think it's something else
of
the
Thank you!
Yes, thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thanks for the chat.
Where would you even wear this shirt?
Like when you guys go to the gay bar or when I visit your mum.
Crying laughter.
Now those are two possibilities.
Oh, it's fun.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay
I'm scanning whatever they
It's the shit that I shouldn't, so the series is dead, but I have to show you.
I have to show you why it's dead.
I have to show you why it's dead.
of
I
16 is not enough
But we have a portal, I guess, but it's still not enough
See, they're left behind me
I don't see the fucking spawner.
oh my god mr. please are you saying but I don't know where for this anymore I think
I think it's, I think it's...
I went...
...dude...
...and then...
...left.
I think it's my direct left here.
I think it's my direct left here.
there
what are these quartz though?
we have to get our own, we didn't get spin ups again
of
It's on the other side of this well, I think.
I'm not even sure.
of
the
of
the
of
Yeah, if we got to any of this again this could have been our run, but now it's not
our run anymore.
of
Union...
let's not throw it at that moment
plus one
that's giga far
that's giga far
we don't have the pearls for that
we don't have the pearls for that
I told you, that Bastion is always dead because you never get enough...
enough. Obsidian or Pearl.
You don't have Pearls. I do have Pearls, but I say you don't have Pearls for 247.
Okay, I have... I have a crossfire, sorry for that. But... it's not a lot of obsidian.
Where's the light? One minute and a half.
Okay, so, it's again...
Ah...
Once again, I am vindicated.
It literally does not matter how close the fortress, bastion and entry portal are together.
You are incapable of exiting the nether before ten minutes.
Watch the vassal as you do a run.
This is embarrassing.
It's behind me.
Okay, I'll be right back.
I
Like a distance I say
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm dead, uh, I'm through.
It's a poison.
It's fucking raw!
I'm through, I'm through.
I'm going to throw it
I'm going to throw it now
I wouldn't mind a non-dead bastion next time, that would be nice.
Hey folks if you don't listen to these fucking retarded falling muck with betting tucks,
then you imagine betting your hard earned money on that stupid ass shit.
That shit is cray.
I missed the force.
Never got a good gamer with that fucking dance for biceps.
Oh shit.
Okay, not bad.
One bastion, two bastions.
Close as long as the long dirt.
Ah, not the open.
Why can't I see it?
I don't see it, I don't see a fortress.
what the fuck is it?
okay, Fortress in this direction is north
The
evening Mr. Jones, four days left for the biddest pair to my life. The easiest cash
will force beat the record by the 31st century.
Of course not.
Classic force.
Please keep throwing.
Please keep throwing.
I'm suffering.
Please keep throwing.
I was going to throw the pearl
I
So we can't be safe with that, we have to heal up.
Oh my god.
Yeah, 30 Black Skeletons, yeah, waiting, oh my god, that's so nice, yeah, mmm, very
nice, very nice.
Huh?
Evening Mr. Force. This year I can't understand speaking. I have noticed some weird purchases over the last couple of days and they are the following.
18 inch pink dildo, 8 extra small condiments, and a suspicious deposit in a polymer kit bet. Please clarify Mr. Force.
I love her.
All right, here it is, the Super God Run.
I don't know where it is.
of
Well, no iron.
No iron.
Alright, unlike you, we have this shit bashing today.
That was crazy.
Crazy rip.
unfortunate I'm starting to get some wrist paints because we're so efficient
so tomorrow promise I'm ready
thank you guys for watching thanks for the subs raise up the doubles get subs
bitcoins subcruits I'll see you tomorrow right tomorrow another day in
the renum. Thanks for all the merch perks as well. Thank you all the merch ladies.
Ah. Ah, yeah, see you tomorrow. I'll see you then.
Bye bye.