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🏫STREAMER UNIVERSITY 2026🏫 IM HERE 🏫 SUPER DUPER SENIOR IS BACK 🏫 MAX OUT ALL MY BADGES 🏫
07-15-2026 · 10h 05m
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They don't get a lead
No casings, no blood, nothing
Within the first 48 hours
This is a revolution
Listen at that and bang
Bitch pick up your fucking health
For the eight-law power on us
I ain't gonna fuck them out
Fuck DDG, fuck Ray, fuck Rob
Fuck everybody nigga
Fuck my dick, you heard me?
Shake, gangsta shit, bitch
You know this shit dumb
Fuck if I can find peace
That's a n***a, that a n***a
Bitch pick up your f***ing ounce
So before they close the power
The only thing I f***ing matter
Is I'll put you and the friends on
She did that show live
I don't know what you other strength is though
Baby, son of the m***a can fight
Bitch, you gotta overbite
The OV is your lunch
Find out where you buried your n***a
Keep that shit off
Rage out that clover, this a me
I gotta diss them back
DDG smoke on your dead folks
You ain't do shit bout that
You're the n***a, n***a, n***a
Get a drink, stop the shit
Where's that craze?
Got an opportunity of a lifetime
That you're about to be a p***y
If Kylie cum, say your ass don't run
Put a bent over, catch lacer rolling in that wheelchop
I run into the ass over, bitch I'm a styler to the core
What a fuck my invitation, yes they don't fuck with me
That shit they don't even face me, hock
I'm back on your ass, you ain't be no styler's allegation
What a fucky fat ass, bitch we ain't passin' the wait
I ain't get in streaming school, that shit ain't gonna make me quit
I don't need no streaming school that show me how to go live on Twitch
Put a mic on, pop that shit on
I'm in this bitch with baby glitch, something smell like dude
Let's meet bitch, cause I'm the shit's a natch out in vain
Bitch pick up your fuckin' hamster, boy they ain't laws upon us
All this thing I'm fuckin' master, Tyler put you in a friend zone
She did that shit all night, I don't know what you other strings are
Thought it was fun and I can't wait
He jacked me out of there, that's why that bitch don't got no knees
I'ma sign that nigga out, I'm talkin' about DDG
Bitch I'm baby glitch, and I'm the biggest cop
I hold wrong walking, as you shouldn't get this ass, Renz over
I ain't gettin' streaming school, that shit ain't gonna make me quit
I don't need no streamin' school to show me how to go live on Twitch
But it might go pop that shit
I'm in this bitch with baby glitch
Somethin' smell like dude
That's me, bitch, cause I'm the shit
Damn, my right hand
My right hand's shovin' in
Yo left hand, yo right hand
Fuck you!
Fuck CB!
Who are us?
They good?
They good?
Fuck everybody!
With a camera that ain't me!
Just delete all those videos in 48 hours or else.
This one.
No chance of solving a murder is cut in half.
Who's over there?
If they don't get a lead.
No case loose, no blood, nothing.
Within the first 48 hours.
This is so boring!
Listen at that and bang!
These people, you're fucking hell!
For they love, I'm a honest thing.
I fuck them out.
Fuck these jeans, fuck these.
Fuck everybody niggas, suck my dick, you heard me?
Shame, gangsta shit, bitch, you know this shit dumb
Fuckin' like in five pluses, man, that is bang
Bitch pick up your fuckin' hamster, boy, they ain't lost a part of all this
Like I fuckin' man, I'm gonna put you and your friends on
She did it, she don't lie, I don't know what you done
The strength is out there, you son of a bitch, you gotta overbite
Don't leave no lunch, find out where you buried your layhouse
Fuckin' bitch, I heard a branch out there, call for disney
I got a dissamac, DDG smoke on your dead folks
You ain't do shit bout that
Lick red get a drink
I'm a shit
Headzic red
Got an opportunity of a lifetime
I just ride to feel the party
If Kai come and say your ass don't run
What a benola
Catch lace enrolling in that wheelchair
My work is ass on
Cause bitch I'm silent to the core
What a fuck my invitation
Guess they don't fuck with me
That shit ain't all easy to face me
I'm back on your edge
You ain't be no stylist allegation
What a fucky vet
Bitch we live by two eight
I ain't get extreme in school
That shit ain't gonna make me quit
I don't need no stream
Yeah, they fucked up with me so I check so I check but I'm at home
I guess we're gonna be doing a watch party
Fuck it! Yeah, but then she
I ain't miss the bus, the bus ain't never come
She, we're gonna do a watch party
Fuck all that man, I'm gonna act like I'm not
I'm watching niggas today, I'm trying to see how they move in
But still funny when I can fight, don't be mad, I click baited y'all
I would have been the same thing, but now we gonna watch and we gonna see who the fuck
on max out all they bag is man.
He need to go and start this shit man.
Fuck, nigga got me pissed off.
Nigga got me pissed the fuck off.
I'm at home.
Why these niggas at school?
Man, y'all understand nigga won't cry right now, but I just gotta, I just gotta, I just
gotta max my shit from home.
Nigga, me fucked up.
No, he real shit.
And what the fuck did he do? Why he ain't live?
And how the fuck you at?
Fuck did he do?
Everybody else live? What you at?
Man, fuck, man.
And niggas gonna be laughing at my pain and shit.
Seeing diss tracks, all type of diss tracks.
Hold up. Why is this check? Why is this?
Hold on. Let me see. I gotta show y'all, man.
Everybody out there celebrating and I'm at home just...
I'm just right here just...
Called DDG? I ain't DDG, man.
I already called DDG. He ain't answer the phone, so I know it's suspicious. Where you at, dude?
Daryl, where Daryl at?
Let me call Daryl, man.
Let me see what a fuck Daryl is, man.
He called Daryl.
Everybody out there maxing their shit but us.
If you don't answer, it's suspicious.
What time is it in LA?
L.A.
Your call has been forwarded to Voice Mail.
The person you're trying to reach is not available.
Oh, that bitch on that bus,
he gotta be on that bus or something,
what you waiting for?
What are you looking for, you?
Everybody live, all the rejects live, but you.
Everybody that ain't got it in, this shit prerecorded.
Man, I wish this shit was prerecorded.
Fuck, fuck, man.
Sneak in.
Man look, what Duke Denys here bruh?
If you wasn't invited, still go.
Oh shit, I was sleeping in the chair
and Cudi ain't gonna play with a nigga.
Wait, what the fuck?
What we're cah'ing?
What the fuck we're cah'ing?
Yeah, let me call J.
My phone and bitch, I know I would have been holed up.
My first day, my first day, I would have been in there bitch.
Let me call Jonathan Roshanah Williams, we the rejects nigga, we the dropouts, we the
dropouts.
Let me call Nick J-Boy, hold on.
Let me call Jay.
Let me call back here Jay.
Answer the phone, see if you want a phone ring.
Hey, what's happening?
Say what up to them?
We at the crib universe.
I
Answer the phone see when the phone ring. Hey, what's happening? Say what up? We had the crib University
What you mean, I know it ain't funny we gotta messed up we gotta make the best out of bad situation
I'm gonna react to this shit! I'm gonna react for sure!
I mean, we got two, bitch! What else can we do? I ain't got anything! Bitch, we gotta just
to just mess out with shit so what you won't do today bitch I'm gonna react to
this shit I gotta see who max and they shit yeah
no it's gonna piss me off too soon as I see what soon as I see my peers I'm a
really crash soon as I see my peers I'm crashing son but we get on my line
dick for a flash on you man really talk chat they say God he made a diss song
what the fuck God he got it God he this trick I guess we can react to this
right quick 50,000 how many we got together how many on YouTube you too
okay stroke so what's gotty this track gotty this track
ruling made a district oh yeah I seen that I got it hold up hold up check I
I didn't make a diss track.
Well,
I got to hit this shit.
What the fuck?
Anybody chat ain't make it in so shit.
We got we are home.
We wait.
I'm the watch party.
I'm the watch party.
Don't start that.
Yeah.
Keep on.
Let me get these views right quick.
For you take them
Oh here we go here we go. Hey, let me get these views for you take them
As we act of this man got it this track
What do you say get this what?
How you gonna get this day of this
He's shaking ass!
Well I don't wanna see you there either!
Fuck all that!
He's shaking ass.
Well, I don't want to see you there either.
Fuck all that.
I don't think that's the diss Ty Leal was looking for.
Hold up, don't pay!
You trying to give me shit, you a little cute,
so you might get my attention.
Next on the list, who bout to get this this way?
Next on the list, who bout to get this this way?
N***a else is sneezing and I'm wiping my nose.
How the fuck I get replaced by a wardrobe?
Bitch, I do this shit for fun.
In the rainbow n***a after me, that's my son.
In the rainbow n***a after you, that's your son.
What the?
Man, what the fuck, man?
I do this shit for fun
In the river, never after me, this my son
Fuck streamer, you bitch, what you gon' do?
I don't know what he's doing, man
Dude
Dude
Fuck streamer, you bitch, what you gon' do?
Dude
Fuck streamer, you bitch, what you gon' do?
Dude
Fuck streamer, you bitch, what you gon' do?
Dude
This shit, I-
Man, what the fuck went on with my wine party?
It didn't come out, it didn't come out
Man, my shit, let it go!
Shit, I'm letting it!
Okay, that's enough. That's enough. That's enough.
Check it. Am I lagging?
Am I lagging check?
No. I don't know what the fuck. Maybe that song broke my shit.
Man, that song that broke my shit. I don't know what the fuck big guy to talk about.
What the fuck big guy to talk about
But yeah, though, man
Said I've been the video was lagging. No, you approaching your time
60,000 W 60,000
I'm just gonna enjoy y'all why y'all still here
Cuz I ain't gonna watch me when this bitch when everybody else shit crank up
What?
Shit, y'all gonna be on a dick.
Cause I'm at home, y'all gonna leave.
Y'all gonna go fuck with them.
Y'all just on my dick.
Because sky store, yeah.
And everybody else ain't live.
I see what's going on.
Y'all pussy is a dick.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
You ain't gotta tell me y'all with a fake love, fake love.
Y'all fake love.
That's that fake shit I'm talking about right now.
You gonna leave go ahead and leave
Because right now I gotta enjoy this shit. We got like 60,000 people in this bitch
It's by the stars by the start let me go and get my reaction ready. Oh, hold on. Let me react to um, I
Gotta react to ruining this only did it this I
Already know y'all gonna leave me. I don't fuck with me for real
Cuz I ain't at the school
Y'all gonna leave who you overly late. I'm late am I late?
Hi started
Kind story of my views were going straight to zero
Straight to zero
I know you started. I know you didn't hold on
I'm glad he late. I hope he don't start on time.
Runic District. Runic TV.
Runic TV. Last message. The last message.
Hey look man, fuck the whole industry.
Oh, the time's up, time's up.
This nigga runic this track is runic last message kai and kai some ads defense
Man this nigga on kai D
What you mean is defense?
You was in my diss track. What the fuck is you mean he glazing his defense? I know what he's gonna. Why he there?
Why he there?
fuck y'all mean being made it being made it to a streamer you fuck y'all mean being made
it being made it being live being a watch his life
337 blue appreciate that sub I know y'all
Oh, man. Hold on. Hold on.
Yeah, hold on to. Oh my god. Hold on. Let me call him. Let me call, bro.
I had to call ASAP when my chat said, you made it.
I ain't tellin' we at the crib university.
The crib university, that's the thing.
All right, I was just makin' so you would know.
Why?
Shit, cause that shit gonna be fucked up.
They call you and they don't call me nigga, what the fuck?
Why would, I mean that is, that'll be fine.
If I got called and you didn't know I'm straight,
like I wouldn't be that mad.
Man, what you mean that'll be straight?
So you would rather see you there before me?
After you disney pop on my boat to drown, fuck the niggas!
Damn, oh now head to my bed and they gonna hug up on me and get the hang of it.
What DDGA?
He done?
He gotta be there.
That thing ain't start a stream, spark a laugh.
Oh, let me react to a runic last message before all this shit pop off of y'all leaving.
Hey look man, fuck the whole industry man.
Industry man, I'd have made my ends up with you two. I don't need this cream and shit
But I'm only doing this because they got things fucked up
Yeah, it's up in this thing, who want to do some?
Do some
I admit I backed off Mike with the whole world on his mind dawg
Bad kid Jay, better pickin' some, he's been none of y'all
He said he backed off me but the real know I'm your dawg
So you gonna back though your dawg and let the real know that was your dawg but you still back though him
So when you get another dawg, your other dawg gotta watch out because you might back though your other dawg
Y'all understand what this nigga just said?
But some inside brought it all
Got a jailbreak walkin' inside the garage
But now I want it all
It's your aggressive
You know how I play it
You know I ain't how you ask about ruining
You know how I'm coming
They know I'm a poppin'
You need EG, that shit you did
On life was lame, you need a stab
And why the fuck might blew a fire
Workin' in my house, it ain't no style
How to pre-core it
It's the bourbon, baby, you know you did that bad
How I got jumped, you licked inside my eyes
And got your shit and ran
And been to down, how you a gangsta
Ain't that big out on your ass
That's Ray Drake talking, he said you a hoax cause you ain't even great
Fuck about Doug, press all fucking with you but now I'm on your ass
How you a blur how you be claiming that I'm a dumb claim, yo ass
I heard who I get out of control why the fuck you ain't being a dad
Yeah I'm a gangster, I'm the one caught a shot, I put them belt in shot
I'ma dig when I stream, I be really in my band
I know why they mad, I got peep and they at home on their ass
And here they got dinged fucked up, man acting like me and clearly won't dive in somebody's sheep
Oh
Yo my top up top of my Dean and you say like me and Cody won't get
Play him and Cody
Man, he's ruining the mate, and now he dick-rides.
That's not gonna be safe, bro.
That's not gonna be his license, but dick-ride.
That boy, Ben, ticks me.
Hey, nigga, your own partners,
some of my fake backdoads, you cunt.
Your own partners backdo you, nigga.
Go get some gift back, nigga.
Yeah, yeah, I don't want to hear
nobody on the show, fashion on the rap beat, nigga.
Go get it, go, go get back on your mans, huh?
You know what hurts my feelings, Chad?
I'm so fucking rich I can make Jan run the scritchie there.
It don't take me up a little price.
Let's $2,000 run it.
Come on now.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Hey, Chad.
You know what hurt my feelings check you know what hurt my feelings. I'm sitting at home minding my own business, right?
On tiktok
Send me a number it's good. I'm gonna tiktok minding my own business
Hold up
funny Mike I come across this social boy laughing at my pain
look at this shit
tell funny Mike too tell funny Mike come on man you know it's crazy funny Mike
we're laughing at me when I when they let me in refuge I'm in for me in the
back then he didn't get in either
in the nigga in the back laughing he screamed me hard listen to the nigga in the back
When Naen let me in rap music and send me in a rap music, then he aint' get aint even.
That's one of them laughs. Listen, that's one of them laughs. Like, you hit a nigga in the back,
who owned a nigga in the back, that's one of them laughs. Like, you in school and you
ain't one nigga getting into it, you in school, and you and one nigga getting to in that nigga's laugh?
And you say, what the fuck you laughing at? Yeah, you hear me?
I
Did some should I diss him I
Don't know bro. I don't know man, but I would
Cali
Cali
Yes, do a poll do a poll if it's worth my time if y'all think it's worth my time
I do it
Y'all don't want me to do it
Oh
That's not funny your shit's big dirty
Appreciate that appreciate that cool pose. Yeah, I'm gonna respect whatever the community say
I'm gonna do the pole and respect whatever y'all say
Goddamn y'all won't this you know
Oh
Militiamatic my boy appreciate the fire so up the pole up. Oh y'all maxing y'all shit on that bitch, huh?
It's over stood
I need five service
It's over stood
It's over stood
With the pin the pin. Oh, let me wait with a pin
Wait hold on I gotta wait till the whole polly.
Oh no I see it, I see it, oh silky this track.
Oh shit that nigga said alumni, hey the fuck?
What did the alumni do to make those niggas that mad?
Hey is A2X the god?
Appreciate that sir.
What did the alumni do to make them niggas that mad?
Let me see you better startin' a whole war inside the city, man.
I
He's not a bully to what he oughta love
Don't think about mints and the bros
Because no I'm ready to cheat
And still for quality
He oughta love
Don't think about mints and the bros
Because no I'm ready to cheat
And still for quality
Let me be messy right quick, bitch
I gotta be messy right quick, bitch
Let me DM-Dub
Let me DM-Dub
Let me DM-Dub
Let me DM-Dub
I
Say dub, I know we beefing but you going to the school with a nigga that just said he gonna slime you out
So make sure you slam him out before we slam you slime you out your name silkie
Max
The light for fear, I go to six, I'm a little effective.
In general, he's mad, I ain't cracker.
Last year, cause I'm trying to back up.
Where I see I, cause I ass fatter.
Fatter.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
What he say about Janellis?
Effective.
In general, he's mad, I ain't cracker.
Last year, cause I'm trying to back up.
Oh, I say Janellis mad, he ain't cracker.
So that's why she dissed him?
Cause he didn't want to give her the dick?
Where I see I, cause I ass fatter.
Fatter.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Gah, gah.
Boom.
Let me let me DM her
My DM honey, let her know I'm just reacting to this this song
Starting all type of shit I
Ain't get to hear your song yet, but I'm fun to get ready to play it
But I'm listening to the silky song and silky said he you mad
That he ain't give you that day
my next opponent is me cuz I'm only running the streets I'm attacking we need a little
pack don't care if it's the fun or the deans my 26 is the best that's you and we all just
trying to have fun might walk in the school my my walk in the school my cup fuck baby
glitch you can't stop baby glitch you'll be moved like a car all the time I swear he
really that nigga keep yours never close to number one but I'm not that boy say fuck baby
Let me send baby Glitch to message man.
I ain't sayin' whenever you hear this, just know Silky said fuck you.
Hey, now I bring it for the 10 get to appreciate that stuff.
Oh, yeah
Right, I don't know if you heard but um
Shit that boy still can say when he catch you he gonna make you shake your ass
You don't get back today bitch. Don't speak to me
Like Guggenstein for the news
How about you cover some real shit
Instead of just showing your boobs
Look how much, what did you do?
Like the party winner of your boob
Little Daryl Big Mac brother
Gotta set up and do a review
I'ma have to hide the loop
All I've got is no feed to fool
Now, now
Let me out niggas, it's all up on
Young silk, really the door
WOOOOO
Bro Chris, no!
Oh, it crashed.
Kyle Lodgett, is Kyle Lodgett?
Heard this? I'm gonna watch her this.
What's her this? What's her this, man?
He ain't lying.
Well, let's react to this one.
Hey, what's the, wait, where is it?
It ain't out?
It ain't on YouTube?
What did I say?
Oh, I see it. I see it. Fuck streamer you
I'm pussy? Oh yeah? Watch this.
Kick! kick! kick! kick!
You got a guy got messy fuck that Jackson you shoulda think jack
She say fuck sky Jackson
woooo hooo
Sky you better scoff
Kick! Kick! Kick! kick! kick! kick!
Ya got no weed no bitch no bottles if you made it you better not follow
Only two savage you ain't got no lotto I heard that DDG from but the market
yeah got no
What she say?
You ain't got no Lotto. I heard that DDG from a tomorrow. Yeah, I know be where hold up
She say 22 service hang on a lot of she you can be the Lotto
Hey, say the cost
No, he started it. Well, I can finish listening. Let me finish listening
No, no go back
Oh
Cuffins, let me let me react to cuffins
What it's called
He say black ball
You ain't tryna feel ashamed, you just tryna feel drugs
Bitch I know a black ball ain't bitch, I ain't done this shit
They say I'm a brand risk, cause I ain't been riding dick
Tellin' I get on the mic, but I ain't no funny shit
It ain't funny, make it five bitches bein'
You a six DG and funny mic don't-
Man, I like this beat!
Even know the way I feel, bitch, I'm on the secret line
I ain't done this shit, I ain't done this shit
Even know the way
I
You ain't trying to feel the shame, you just trying to feel the charm
I know I'm black ball, I ain't beat you
I ain't took the shit, this me, I'm a brand risk
Cause I ain't been riding deep, yo and I get on the mic
But I ain't no fucking shit, I ain't fucking making fire
Bitches bein' UN6C, I'm so confused
Please give me some clarity about this case
Why you let Marty in, and he's so fucked
So bruh, the bitch goddamn I'm soft sick
Niggas know I can't take me out
Why you let Mayanna, then she dipped down for some fucking
what the fuck
man fuck all these niggas
and worldjolf in the fuck all these niggas
How the fuck you think I'm shit?
Whoa, what?
and worldjolf in the fuck all these niggas
man you fucked
What'd you say?
People broke into city
people clip as our ass on tiktok
people broke into s u?
hold on
bitch I shoulda broke in
Let me look at this shit.
Oh, Roy Roback.
Roy Roback.
He said what?
Watch this.
Ha!
Ha!
He's more shit.
That boy's like, watch this.
Watch this, hold on.
He said what?
Watch this.
Ooh!
Ooh, hold on, hold on, hold on, Chad.
Let me lock in right here.
Oh, Cuff and Slid though.
He says funny like I feel like he didn't diss me though because he said
It ain't funny Mike and five is the VA you and six
Five is closer to number one
Hey, what else do oh they say somebody snuck in somebody snuck
Check
None of your sound my sound boys not working hold on let me see
Let me make sure my song
There you go
Yes, somebody's smoking drop the clip drop the link drop the link drop the link let me see
Drop the link. I gotta see this. Oh, yeah, I got a right Roy back Roy say is up
They say Roy say is up
Next time you say watch this add watch the news next to it. I recent it and add watch the news
Hey
They still in who's telling
Rain this rain this
Well, let me try to tick tock look what a tick tock tick tock live. It's live who's stealing
What the?
Hold on.
That's fake as fuck.
That's gotta be fake.
Top of the morning my people.
No way.
I ain't no way.
That's clickbait like a mother.
That's fake as fuck.
That's fake as fuck.
That's gotta be fake.
Top of the morning my people.
No way.
Man, that's clickbait like a mother fucker dog. Y'all clickbaiting clickbaiting and shit. That's oldest fuck
Go to who lives a ring this somebody pin ring this I gotta react
Somebody pin is this
Man pin is this man
Hey, why he not live that's why he not live. I need to go and spark that bitch man
So I can be hate
Did I ever react to run like uh this oh
Right over back
I'm gonna go see
Let's say hi live. Let's get straight to
Y'all like that
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Y'all lie like that
We are all late we are all late check
Did I react the rod this
Oh, you know Instagram live Instagram
Instagram
Instagram
so everybody go right now and we're starting right now
chat is here
We
All right challenge from the start let's lock in
Oh, I watched it bitch on Twitch
So I watch it on Twitter YouTube I
Know y'all gonna leave Jack now do this to me every time
It's okay. Let me see you guys. Whenever y'all get back. Yeah, I made me sad. Let me play some sad music very quick.
Hold on. What a sad song. I can't find my dick. Say bye, Puss. Let me say bye, Puss. Hey, hey, don't come ride my dick.
Don't come round my dick later.
Ah, y'all, we from the Lock-In.
What a green screen that sent.
Hide Britney with the five gift depreciators.
I guess it's going to go down right now.
Oh, don't chill.
I might got a log.
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You know, so I'd rather see my
boys max. They should out.
You know, you know, again,
code to Miami and them got to answer shit man it's it's structured I rather just be a W supporter
support the support you know fuck was that y'all heard that you heard that moment fuck was that
I'd rather be you know I'd rather be a W supporter man you know what I'm saying
I
Want it you're out. I mean, I know he's my up right now, but like, you know, I'd rather see him win, bro
So I'm gonna just be a W man's and just watch
They need to start this bitch man. Come on. I'm a I mean what the fuck? Oh, he told
Any type of 24 hours store going to the store right now and put your hand in the cash register for no reason
I'm assuming you want want to be forced to take myself to the school
Oh shit now we gotta hear this garbage
Hey yo scow what you cooking it know I want to do this but the boys they looking for
Why the fuck my name Thay on the temple?
I can tell I been running this shit
For a cowboy, not no rich nigga
Open this mouth and it smell like piss
So many off, let's go down the list
Money Mike, wanna this nigga suck my dick
I'm a fucking man
I'm a fucking man
I'm a fucking man
I'm a beating like Ike
Throwing spacey, I'm slaughtering women
Pick a side, don't come in between
Me and my role, like Jordan and Scottie
Why I niggas wanna talk about Marty
Don't dab me, I'm on it
I'm on it
I'm on it
I'm fucking feeling the fact
Get him gone, all the tickets are checked
Call me Johnny, put them to the test
Rikabut nigga, say we a test
I'm big on the right when the display go eat I don't know
Yes, it's a booster see I need a booster. I need a booster. I don't laugh. I need a booster do not laugh
I need a booster. Okay, let me take it real quick. All right, my
Alerts right you cannot hear alerts. I do not want to hear any alerts. We're gonna get right into this
Okay, we don't get right
Into this y'all we gonna get
Hold on hold on hold on we got to get this overlay over you know production
Productions we don't get right to it. We ain't gonna do no long talking. I've been waiting though. Honestly
It's been quicky. Um, sonny. How we sound right now?
Sonny, how are we sounding right now? Sonny? How are we sounding right now?
Is we okay? Is we good?
How to sound right now? I know I'm late. I know I'm late, but it wasn't no I was actually early chat
I was actually early, bro. It's literally I
Gotta put some warnings out bro
Combined chat. Okay, sunny. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. See like why does production decide to do this right now?
But like why do we decide to do this right now?
Now I gotta change all these not you know, bro
They will how are you gonna change all these overlays on each screen though?
Now it says login to Twitch GGs in the chat y'all.
Everybody said GGs in the chat, bro.
This says login to Twitch.
Everybody say GGs in the chat, bro.
Like come on, no, really?
They really, really?
Look at this.
It says login with Twitch, bro.
Are you serious?
Come on, why don't we decide to use new things
when I spark, no.
Y'all feel me, chat?
You feel me? Okay, but look though.
That's a good nigga.
Come on, come on Daniel, come on, come on, come on Daniel.
Come on my boy, come on my boy.
We gotta do better.
Lock the door.
Lock in, lock in, lock in, okay?
Check, I'm gonna explain what's been going on.
If you guys are locked right now, say locked, okay?
I'm going to explain what is happening currently right now, bro.
Check that you, what do you mean check that you were, what the?
Okay, I'm gonna just act like I'm, I'm just, I'm just, fuck!
Oh my god, I just can't hold it in like I'm trying to like okay be patient. There's always gonna be something going on
Daniel is set
Okay, relax. Relax. Kyle relax. We're just relaxed dude. Just relax
Daniel, I don't see I'm checking URL. There's nothing on this URL, brother
It's literally a fucking display of what I see on my end is the streaming university overlays
It does not have anything. How can I check this bro?
Like, come on, check discord.
What do you mean, check discord?
Okay, this new overlay.
Okay, we're going to check discord.
We're going to put this right here.
Okay, hold on, check.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
We're going to go right here.
We're going to put this discord right here.
We're going to put this overlay.
Oh, we got Angola.
Yeah, that's what we have in store.
Okay.
Nothing has happened to the chat.
It's just blank.
I typed in the URL.
There's nothing on the chat now what tech team tech team now what tech team? What do I do now?
What do I do now y'all? It's blank. What do I do now guys?
What do I this is amazing man, what do I do now tech team? It's blank right now. It's currently blank
It's blank
What do I do now?
Refresh the child refreshing guys. We both refresh in bed
GGs
A tech team, what do we do now?
Is it like a sizing thing is it not in its
Should it be a certain size like what's going on right now?
Final length okay, the detective has sent me a final link guys
Hold on. They have sent me a final link guys. Hold on. Let's check it shall be let's check it. Okay. I'm calm
Okay, let's go down real quick. I
Don't see a link Daniel. I did no link. It's just a great bar
Okay, there's a link now. Okay. I'm gonna try this one. Oh, it's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. W's
W's in the chat. It's good
now
We'll see right here
Okay, YouTube is good. I know but Daniel, you know, okay. This is what happens when we let CB do I mean see us a TV
Sunny do things you know the animation. I want on it, bro. I want this shit to swing in I want the chat to like swing in I
Don't want this is like some like professional. It's like the color is not even red and purple
Oh
You dude, it's it's way much smoother and sharper
Anyways, I know y'all been waiting. Okay. I want to go with some rules
I'm going to say a warning. I want to probably a clean morning for y'all boys. Okay. Here is my one for y'all
Anybody who decides to chest pass campus
Okay, I'm going to make sure it's on make make sure
Updated on every scene listen, let me listen. They can write to me
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna give you all a warning. Okay, anybody
Who ends up on campus that is not supposed to be on campus? I feel bad for you. I'm gonna warn you
Police are here and this year is different
They go around safety is first. No, I'm talking about man and Walton
trespassing may result into arrest
Okay, I have something worse
University is happening every year if you end up breaking in for your own benefit
It's over like you're automatically on a list. I have a team of people
Scouting on every platform right now. You will not be able to be on each university ever
Okay, every six is happening every year, but you would not be able to be on our university ever, okay?
Cut the 2026 before I head over there. I'm very proud of you
You know, I'm very proud of you
I'm so eager to meet a bunch of the new creators and I'm asking my my
Support base, okay? I don't know if you guys are wondering at other people new and stuff like that
please support the smaller creators on this campus, all right? Support everybody
in general and sure, but please go to extra step to support a fellow small
creator. If you guys go to streaminguniversity.com, okay? If you go to
streameruniversity.com, you can easily navigate, you can easily navigate your
way to any of the students it is very simple okay it is very simple all the
students are on the website once you click them they can you can go to any
one of them so all your information is on there on top of that as you guys know
Merch is available now everything is available now we go get this thing show
on the road 2026 this is y'all year let's see what y'all got going on and um
Spam up the W's in the chest of the W's in the chapter of the W's. I'm very excited to show y'all what will be going down
Okay
All right, hold on is that am I missing anything am I missing anything?
Am I missing anything?
Am I missing anything funny Mike?
Is that it? Are you guys ready to get this show in the road? Yeah?
All right
This is like this is like this is like the craziest. This is like
Now they have to perform students and professors now it is up to you guys to perform and do whatever y'all want
We are about to break down the rules open a ceremony and break down everything chat
This is a 24-7 event. Y'all know I'm not going to be streaming
24-7 now can expect to
That can expect two hours
Okay, every two hours every day to do updates some some days may be longer some days may be longer
Okay, we're every question that everything I wonder in the chat. We will be addressing at the opening ceremony
Until then
Know what I'm a
Take your socks off go ahead grab your blanket go ahead grab your snacks
Get your family rub that beat together lay back chill relax and enjoy okay?
I love y'all so much. All right. I love y'all so much
And I get yo see me see me get your get your dumb ass in here
Yeah, come here. Come here. Let's see if you look in studios. See me looking studios. Okay. We see you have a Gucci
Gucci belt. I'm showing it off. I'm showing it off. I have to have one Gucci belt. I got to show it off, though
You got it. So first day of school you talk
He not split that's what I'm gonna say. He not split boy. I put on my fit last night. Mm-hmm. I got to show the Gucci
Chow what creators are you guys excited to see from 2026?
Line up which creators are you guys excited to see? I'm not gonna lie. I don't know what's gonna happen
We're gonna see what's gonna happen.
Hold on, hold on.
We're gonna take it right here.
Okay, keys, phone, and we've got no water.
And let's get this show in the roll.
Over here, chat, spend when we're on the IRL.
Oh, look at it.
Chad, let me know when y'all on IRL.
Hold on.
Let me know when y'all on IRL.
I believe you on IRL, CB.
We are on IRL CD.
Um, hold on.
Production, the overlays are not on screen.
Productions, the overlays are not on screen, production.
Overlays are not on screen. Let's add chat.
Let's add view count. Let's add, um, goddamn, whatever.
Production, production, production.
Let's add it. Good job, production.
Good job, production. I like that out of you.
Okay. I believe, look, look, production.
Production, y'all got the old chat.
Y'all got the old chat on.
Y'all got the old one on.
How are you guys gonna transfer that?
Old chatter on all the overlays.
Let's make sure that's done first.
Let's make sure we, you know, it's YouTube and Twitch.
I don't know why we're following
Sonny's dumb request for a new chat.
Okay.
on all scenes.
Let me make sure everything is good, y'all.
Let me make sure everything is good.
I'm excited for y'all to see the campus.
I'm excited for y'all to see what is going on.
Who else is excited?
Spend me if you're excited.
I'm pumped.
I'm very ready.
Who looked like a handsome possum in the suit?
What?
Why, how do I look like a possum?
I don't even look like a possum.
I look like a possum?
That's like the, no, right?
So what I look like?
I look like a rat.
Like being snatched.
Okay.
Sonny, tech team just said,
Sonny Link is ass.
I'm gonna leave ours for IRL.
Okay, it's leaking something, Dale.
Something is leaking, I believe.
I don't know what is that,
I don't know what's that leaking right there.
The tech team, I repeat,
the tech team just shit it on Sonny's request.
Sonny's not even on the tech team.
Fuck Sonny, man!
me
scuff
yep sunny looking, I mean, uh, cutty looking real studious
cutty got that beautiful heart, cutty I see you my boys
oh, it's f, it's f's, it is f's, it is f's, how is it f's
how is it f's? wait, is it f-ing?
hold on
I'm down. Let me stop here. You know, I'm trying to calm down. Okay. Good. All right
All right. I wanted an Iro phone, but it's saying F now
It says HDMI
Come on, come on guys. Is it good? Yes or no?
It's like I'm out here and there
Hey
Okay, I was informed that there's really good Wi-Fi all over campus
Shit they lagging it's good. Okay, we're back. It's good. I know the niggas gonna be hot
Well, that's
Oh, yeah, go come on dude. It's gonna be you say what it's lagging again CB
Hold on. I'm trying to make sure it's good. That's come on guys. Come on guys
Come on guys, let's let's come on guys
Come on
Good.
They're saying it's good.
Okay, can we make sure everything is good, guys?
Is it good, all right?
They're saying it's good.
Hold on, let me keep going.
Let's test it, y'all.
Patience is everything.
I learned patience, okay?
Coblack is fuck, it's the first time I've seen, wow.
Really?
Are you serious?
Look show around show around the campus he be show on the campus. Look how beautiful this looks
Look how I ain't gonna lie. Did remember
This campus chat I ain't gonna lie bro. I
Ain't gonna lie. This campus is insane. I'll show him. It's insane, bro. This campus is really good
It's really good, bro. It's looking really good
It's looking really good
It's about that time.
about that time, all right.
Listen, right, 2026 is right in here.
And we can watch this back at the end,
but you know, like I'm just going to wish everybody good luck.
And yeah, they're gonna see what happens.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
If you're ready for 2026, say hell, yeah.
Yeah.
If you ready for ASCII in 2026, they out of here!
Hey, play that shit, play that shit, play that shit.
2026, make some fucking noise, y'all!
Ain't they ready in that bitch?
I don't know, they ready in that bitch.
Damn, stay out of what you cooking.
Damn!
I knew you'd stay on this temple.
I could tell I'd be running this shit.
But Rokobo and I know this nigga open this mouth and this smell like piss.
So many of us go down to risk.
funny Mike want to just look at me.
OK, OK, OK, OK, hard music, hard music, hard music, pause the music, pause the music, pause the music, pause the music.
2026 makes some fucking noise.
Chat already good, chat already good.
I believe the chat is good. I'm not gonna lie to y'all. I see a lot of good people in here.
Belzo in the building. Okay. Y'all ain't in the building. Okay, Shaz in the building.
Yugi in the building. Davy out in the building. Pudi in the building. Okay.
Alright, so listen. I take enough, enough of the time. We're trying to get y'all
It shakes to the streaming, all right?
So I'm very excited.
You know, it's good to see everybody here.
J-Shock9, I see you.
Where's Shawnix at?
Hi, Shawnix, I love your shit.
I love it.
Q-Guns, where you at?
No, I'm gambling with the 20 get-
I see the stuff, you know what I mean?
Let's get into this opening ceremony though, all right?
Let's get into it.
We're gonna be breaking out of rules
and everything that's going on for this year.
Let's go.
First off, welcome to 2026, Junior University.
Let's go to the next slide.
Alright, so just informing everybody here, streaming university has its own category.
Meaning that y'all should be under streaming university so it's easy for the viewers to
find what you guys are at.
It's on its own category on Twitch.
If you're streaming on YouTube, just do your thing.
You feel what I'm saying?
Let's go ahead and go to the next slide.
Here we go, pay your attention.
Here are the rules of SU.
No filming in the bathrooms, okay?
No filming in the bathrooms, all right?
Do not go against TOS regardless of what platform
you're streaming on.
So whatever the rules are,
just try to stick with that as much as possible.
Number one thing for me personally, respecting others.
No circumstances should we ever disrespect anybody
to a crazy extent, you know,
when a chemistry gets thrown off, all right?
Camera ops, you guys are here not to make content
but to record the content, okay?
I know a lot of humans have chemistry
with their camera ops, which is fine.
You know, as long as you guys are just not, you know,
in front of the camera too much,
just make sure you have your creators
and you just do what you do, you know?
No outside guests.
If I catch anybody trying to do something
with some outside guests,
it will lead into being expelled.
Last year we didn't really expel nobody.
Rekha was like one of the only ones who got expelled.
I'm glad his dumb ass not here, okay?
But this will lead into expeling
because this year is a little bit more serious
and I'm not trying to stop y'all from grinding
but if it has to go to that point,
It will go to that point, all right?
Taking some water.
No discussing the location.
That is another thing that can lead to being expelled.
So far, you have been doing a great job.
I know there's some things you can't handle
and stuff like that.
So, you know, that just don't,
don't leak the location, all right?
Do not.
This is one of the biggest issues last year.
I know how it feels.
I know y'all want to say hi to people.
I understand that.
Please do not interact with the fans.
Do not stop to take pictures, all right?
Do not do things that's gonna hype them up
because you're just enabling them to keep messing things up.
And if the event gets messed up, it's gonna be bad.
So try to wave through a distance
and try to just play it natural, okay?
Let's go to the next slide.
Respect the campus.
First of all, round of applause
the campus for letting us use this this year. I think y'all gonna absolutely love
it. This campus is insane. All right and they literally are making sure y'all are
all good and help them out as much as possible so shout out to the college for
allowing us to do this okay. No smoking! Reg, you were playing on smoking?
No smoking or drinking on K- Lacey.
No, no drinking.
Hey, if y'all want to see it going to happen, go ahead and smoke a drink.
Now here's the thing.
This is one thing that the past alumni did.
No disrespecting the school name or logo.
This is a more of a family, a brotherhood, or a brother and sisterhood, you feel what
I'm saying?
One big family to be able to represent in the right way, and let's show out, all right?
Next slide, please.
There's some of you, a lot of you know about this, but streaming university now has an
app, okay?
There's an app on the app store for y'all to communicate with each other, look at announcements,
see how the flow of day will be, all right?
You can talk to your professors, you can talk to other students, it's its own app.
You guys are the only ones that have access on the app.
The public does not.
All right.
Let's go ahead.
Curfew.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
All right.
Hold on.
What?
That's what they give.
Bitch, put it aside for 11.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Curfew.
everyone must be back in your dorms by 11 p.m. now listen you guys can mingle in
the buildings I don't care if I look till 5 a.m. whatever y'all want to do y'all
can go to dorm the dorm all right just make sure y'all kind of in the dorms
and not around the campus please we're gonna be checking out every day to see
who's actually following that route it's a safety precaution all right um yes go
ahead. Next. So this is an example of some stuff that I've seen. Listen to me. I see everything.
Hold on. No, because y'all don't believe in me. I see everything that happens on this campus.
Thank you for sticking. Bill's old, sit your little ass down. All right. Here is an example
from a student that the semester haven't even started yet. This student CJ, CJ stand up for me.
but yeah let's not hold on let's not be CJ okay this student CJ said after curfew party tonight
to start off the school year you know the vibe class of 2026 make sure deans and that don't find
out free until 12 p.m after 12 p.m 10 gift yourselves be there or hear about it PSA I will
I will be walking around campus with the flyer to promote it.
Tell her friend, tell her friend, all right?
So, and listen, and listen, if y'all don't respect me, try me.
You feel what I'm saying?
Try me.
I see every...
Okay, sit your ass down.
Let's go to the next slide.
Let's not be a CJ, all right?
Only SU students and staff.
If you don't know someone, say something.
It's really important for safety to happen this year.
If you don't know somebody, look around,
try to mangle, see who's who.
If you don't know someone, say something.
We need to stick together and make sure
everyone is staying safe.
Only SU students and staff should be on campus, okay?
Next one, safety, all right?
As you guys can see, we have a very police
and nice campus security right here to our left.
All right, this is police security
and undercover officers are all around campus.
All right?
The precinct is room 106,
and the bookings room, if you get booked,
is 104C and 105 and Mills Center.
Go to the next slide.
Let's go ahead and introduce the head captain
for Streaming University School Safety Phantom.
Hey yo, how we feeling?
Alright, as a fact, so as you know, shout out to Dean Sennett, you know what I'm saying,
make some noise for Dean Sennett real quick.
Alright, safety is the most important thing on campus, alright.
I have my safety officer here, we have a preset.
Anybody wants to snitch or rap? Please raise your hand now. Thank you. I will be seeing you soon. All right, put it down
All right, listen up listen up for real if you act up we will come get you okay
listen
You might be first
If you act up we will come get you all right
We bring you down to bookings. You'll be there for a little bit. If your chat
want to bond you out, we can talk something. I don't know we figured out.
All right. Now, besides that, we got a lot of beautiful people here. You
understand? So I expect all of us to have fun, be safe. You understand? And enjoy
Streamers University 2026. Yeah. Make some noise.
His partner in crime is Officer Walton. Come show your face real quick. These are the big
two right here, right? How y'all doing? How y'all doing? Everybody good? Make some noise.
Make some noise. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go ahead and go to the next slide, please.
All right, now this is important.
We are enforcing a new detention system.
I'm telling y'all, hold on, hold on.
The only way you get, this is your last warning
before being expelled.
If you cross, it's good to have fun,
it's good to have fun and be good.
But if you keep crossing the boundary
of just doing crazy stuff
that is literally just ruining the event,
you will have to be going to the attention,
which is located in the library.
Not only that, your stream would automatically cut
to this flyer right here.
Not only that, it being your last warning,
you'll be set with a time of amount that you have to,
you have to be there, all right?
Do not cross lines, bro.
This is gonna be free time out the window.
All right, your viewers will know
that you will be in the attention, okay?
What happened, Billzo?
No, okay? Yeah, wait, we're getting into everything, all right? Go ahead.
All right, here's the first quick event to ice-break things, okay?
Stream Sniper, pay attention to these rules. Starting tomorrow, you all will be assigned a fellow student
that you need to tag live on stream with a prize for the winner.
You can only use water guns that we provided. Any unauthorized water guns will get you eliminated from the contest.
Okay, let's move on.
Alright, so like, calm down.
Hold on. We have a video from Mr. Beast himself.
Okay?
Alright, here we go. Everybody be quiet and listen to what Beast has to say.
Listen to what Beast has to say.
How's it going, Schumer University?
I'm sure you guys are all learning tons of stuff.
You guys aren't doing anything stupid.
I'm sure everything is just going amazing.
Everyone's being respectful and cool and chill.
And to celebrate such an amazing experience,
you guys are having a Schumer University.
I hid 10 briefcases with $10,000 inside of each of them,
randomly throw a campus.
They're first come, first served.
You find a briefcase, you win the money inside.
Good luck.
Calm down.
OK, hold on, relax.
Everybody sit.
Relax.
No, no, no, no, no.
Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
Right?
No, no, no.
Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
Relax.
Listen.
Listen, listen.
Listen, listen.
That is number 10.
Calm down.
We got an HGZ tonight.
Put on a funny bit.
Ask me.
Say it.
Throughout the semester, there's 10 briefcases to find.
Two of them will be deployed each day.
you will get the announcement when they are deployed.
For right now, if, for night now,
the first briefcase is hidden,
if you have a yellow sticky note under your seats,
you have $10,000.
Who got it?
Yuki has won $10,000, wait, wait, wait, no, no, that's cap.
Who got it?
Who that?
McQueen has won $10,000 off Rick.
McQueen has won $10,000 off Rick.
Alright, calm down guys, calm down, calm down.
Let's go to the next line real quick.
hold on hold on calm down wait before we get into this before we get into this
I'm gonna warn y'all I'm gonna warn y'all the next hold on the next briefcase
hold on the next briefcase will be deployed after dinner did or during
dinner dinner is at 7 p.m. you will hear the announcement for now we have a
and message from Drake, okay?
Drake wanted to tell you all something, all right?
Hold on, calm down, everybody be quiet.
2026, back for another year.
Congratulations to everybody that got accepted.
All the new creators, all the veteran creators.
Hope you guys make the most of this opportunity.
Hope you learned something.
I hope you're able to teach each other things.
And on behalf of us at OVO, I left you something.
Well, actually I left you a few things in your room
to make the scary thing happen.
So, we're moving to the next one.
Thanks, guys.
Thank you.
All right.
So, calm down.
All right.
All right, listen.
All right, listen, guys, listen, guys.
In everybody's rooms, Drake sent out some gifts for y'all
and stored it in y'all rooms.
When y'all get there, he just wanted to say that.
I mentioned it.
Hey, yeah.
OK, let's go to the next slide.
Now let's get into the university tour.
Pay attention, OK?
Y'all got to understand this at the back of y'all hands.
I'm pretty sure y'all will get maps and stuff,
so it'll kind of be easy.
Let's go into the first slide.
All right.
So as you guys can see, this doesn't even
do justice on how big this campus is.
This is a really, really big campus, OK?
There's the Bailey Library, there's a whole bunch of stuff located on here, and we will
hand it out.
Go ahead, next one.
The dorms, okay?
There are two student dorms, one for these two student dorms this time, okay?
And there's one for security, and there's one for camera people, okay?
Next one.
All right?
There are, listen, there are confessional booths.
There is one in each dorm building,
one in Miller and one in VZ, okay?
Now listen, take the confessional booths
as an opportunity to just let it out.
Just talk your shit.
Somebody pissing you off, just talk your shit.
Just go ahead and let it out, okay?
Be messy, say the T, whatever y'all wanna do, okay?
Just say it in the confessional booths, all right?
If y'all could do that without being like, if y'all could duck up from your stream and invent in there and not do a wire on stream
It'll make everything special and you guys will find out why. All right. Go ahead again.
All right
Me, Lacey, come on Lacey. Come on, bro. Okay. Here are the meals, okay?
Meal times are listed on your schedule and served buffet style
second floor
All right, it's a nice, it's a nice, it's a nice cafeteria. All right
Next, YouTube has a lounge, okay?
So this is also on the first floor, the Student Life and Technology Center, it's kind of
going to be the hub of everything.
YouTube, you got any questions?
We have real YouTube staff on standby, if you got any questions, whether it's regarding
some of your channels, whether it's regarding any help with YouTube, they there to provide
and have you all have fun, it's actually pretty cool in there.
Janitors, there are three janitors, listen to me, hold on, hold on, hold on, listen to
me, when I say this, okay, there are three janitors, if y'all need anything clean, alright,
y'all go ahead and reach out to them, let's go to the next one, Chris next door, alright,
Chris, come Chris, come Chris.
Kello and Dabate, come, show the next slide please.
Dabate's in that.
Hello, hello, baby.
And next slide please.
We've been floating.
Come on, come on, come on.
He's on the general, right?
Yes.
Chris, Chris used to be, you know, had operations for the god damn, you know, Dean, but he's
been doing a terrible job for not having to get ass in general, right?
Sorry, bro.
Where's Kello at?
I'm talking about the Kello.
And listen to me when I say this.
Sweet, sweet.
Sweet!
That sweet thing, please.
Y'all calling that nigga ain't coming to sweep and come for the hoes?
Look at him, he trying to be funny.
Look, I'm here for y'all service.
Just don't violate.
Marty, I seen you TikTok already yet.
Dirty ass insides, bro, please.
Let's keep it real.
Look, you got here for these services,
and you might be sweet as shit.
And I need I'm here for y'all.
He came here, brushes a bitch, grilling in his mouth.
I'm just trying to get my job back.
What they down to some shit, man?
I want to be a professor again.
Y'all see this, dude?
Y'all hold it down until, you know,
I'm like, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, so y'all do y'all thing, bro.
If y'all need me, anything, just help color it in da bunty.
Favorite season.
I'll just say, just don't be dirty.
You know, I know there's a lot of clean niggas here,
just don't be dirty, you know what I'm saying?
And I don't know what he talking about.
Here ready, ready to be janitor and shit.
You know what I'm saying?
So, he fit the package and shit, so.
We should not make a shit.
You're all like.
All right, give it a round of applause
for the janitors, y'all.
All right.
Next, we have a much better support tech room, which is located on room 105 in the Student
Life and Technology Center.
As you guys can see, it's kind of going to be the building just for everything tech related
or anything you want to do and all that stuff, okay?
Oh my God, I agree.
Visit them for any streaming setup or tech related questions.
Anything going wrong?
You guys go shake it up.
Next.
What's that?
What's that?
What am I looking at?
Welcome to Streamer University.
My name is Taylor with Eliminate IRL
and we're excited to join you over the next few days
to make streaming on and off campus
as seamless as possible.
We have time!
We're delighted you've chosen Streamer University
as your trusted academic institution.
If it's your first time on IRL streaming,
you might be nervous.
There's a lot you can't control.
But don't worry, by the end of today,
You must partner with IRL Toolkit and TV Networks to make streaming simple.
And even better, it's already been set up for you.
Everyone out there streaming your phones?
Uhhhh...
First, roll the stream to always your phone.
For install on your streamer your phone, you'll find two apps.
We'll start with TVU Go.
TVU Go is how you'll IRL stream when you're on and off campus.
TVU Go combines your phone's Wi-Fi and cellular data into one stronger connection.
That means, if one connection becomes weaker, your stream stays live.
The nerds figured it out so you couldn't just worry about cliff farming wait
So it's like if my main girl is busy and I just have my side girl on standby
No, baby. It would be like if you had both at the same time. Wait both wait really?
We're done
Just like in life when you're streaming you might hit a few bumps bit rate is how much video David here sending good connection
Good bit rate bad connection basic
We're ready to go live. Open your TV Ugo app and then hit the red button to start live
streaming. You can also use picture-in-picture or split-screen to see the front and back camera
at the same time.
No TV on my back!
Let's talk about IRL Toolkit, which is basically your control center slash video switcher.
Nobody will hear this shit.
To get started, open IRL toolkit on your phone and log in using information on your
local card.
If this is your first time signing in, you'll need to connect your streaming platforms.
Next we can log in to Cloud OBS.
If you've already gone live in TVGO, you'll see that feed when you choose TVGO from the
a scene list. Then you just press start stream and you're live. Wasn't that easy?
Remember you'll need to set the title on your platform dashboard first. When you're
ready to end your stream you can log back in and choose stop stream. To switch to
your dorm PC you don't need to end your stream. Just start your OBS feed and
and choose PC ingest from your scene list.
Ready to go back to IRL?
You can switch back at any time by choosing TVU Go from your scene list.
Just make sure that you've started your stream until you go.
To share your feeds with friends, customize your stream overlays and more,
check out the tutorial here and scan the QR code in your welcome kit.
It sounds complicated, but it's actually pretty easy, right, David?
Yeah, super easy, you know, you just basically just, you know...
There's no stuttering on my bus.
Think of it this way.
You can stream on your desktop, switch to your phone, head outside, and your stream
won't end.
Your viewers will save with you the whole time.
It's really magical.
Plus, you can share your live stream with your friends.
IRL to look at powers hundreds of the world's biggest streamers
every day, and we're really excited to bring that same
experience to you, a streaming person.
For those at home, you can sign up today at IRL to look at it.com.
And that's IRL streaming.
Pretty easy, right?
Your welcome materials include a step-by-step set-up
time along with everything you'll need to get started.
Could it make it to streamer you this year?
Download TVUGo and start streaming today.
Wait, I'm still going to get college credits for this,
right?
Hold on, everybody.
round of applause for TV you y'all okay yeah go ahead and go to the next line I'm pretty sure I
don't know if it's in this hit but you guys will also be having and keeping y'all streaming
phones just like last year with free service on it and all that other stuff all right so y'all
We providing our phones, streaming phones and everything.
What?
All right, here's the recording studio.
All right, why are you here?
Okay, in the Miller Quad Creative, slash Hudnley Shell Theater.
I believe this is where you can make music and all type of stuff, right?
Yeah, so you want to make music, whatever y'all want.
Y'all want to create an anthem, go ahead and do your thing, all right?
Next.
Here is the pool and the gym.
Okay, the wellness and athletic center you guys can work out pool in the gym. All right next
Next slot. All right, let's get into the event and the schedules, okay
Next I guess last year was the test run. There's a pool party
And listen, this is the only
man allowed for y'all. All right. Don't get too crazy. All right. Thursday at 9 p.m. There is a pool
party at the pool. See, I want to mingle. Y'all want to catch a vibe. It is here. It's really crazy.
It is fun. Next, man. Last year was the test run. They gave us the demo. Thursday at 9 p.m. These are
It's also a karaoke talk. It should be on y'all schedules for y'all to know and mingle next
It's a talent show. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
At 9 p.m. In the reason what's that word? I've been reading but I don't know what the for that game. I'm the fool
I don't the fool right the side of yeah
There's a spelling bee
Friday at 9 p.m. As well
Next. I'm gonna give a spelling bee in my room. Picture day from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m.
This is very important for the school album, right? So the school yearbook.
It's very important. Next. There is a fashion show for streaming university
That is Saturday at 345 p.m. What the fuck next?
Homecoming
Homecoming is Saturday at 1 30 p.m. Next
All right, y'all here this shit now let's get into the mystery alumni
Come on, what I said, bitch, come on.
Come on, I gotta pay attention to this.
Come on, let's go.
The mystery roster of Streaming University 2025 alumni
will be revealed on stream early in the morning, July 18th.
That is the same day for homecoming.
They will have the opportunity to invade campus
and stay overnight with y'all
in their own personal dorm building as well.
All right, so it's going, we don't know who it is yet.
One of this come out.
It's revealed July 18th.
Let's go, they have their own dorms and roommates as well.
Keep it going.
Uniforms is located in your rooms, all right?
Now, this is completely optional to wear,
but you need to wear uniform for picture day.
So save the uniform for picture day
So y'all all can come, come and write and all that.
This is all of the collection that's in your room.
This is exclusive to y'all, nobody else has this.
Nobody else has this, all right.
All right.
Um, next let's go ahead.
Make a deal, that's bad.
The SU merch is also available to the public online.
So if y'all want to go ahead and have your own stuff,
go ahead and copy the online to viewers.
It is available, all right.
Yeah, I got some Merceau, yeah, I got some Merceau, yeah, I don't have, uh-huh, y'all
ain't got everything here, no y'all got somebody over here, all right, let's go next.
All right, so, for class president, okay, if y'all was paying attention, I had said
y'all had an assignment the moment I reveal y'all, all right, and only a select few people
actually uploaded their videos and stuff through theStreamingUniversity.com.
If you did not upload it, unfortunately, you are not a part of this candidate list, okay?
So, we selected five people that had really, really good submissions, and we are about
to watch it now, all right?
Let's go.
Hey, students, my name is Richard.
I'm one of the first to be a press president.
And you probably know why I'm at the zoo,
because this is where this is made here.
Y'all see the elephant?
That represents the nosy students.
And that's the aliens in the place.
We want you to keep them to the side,
and don't tell them just what this can do.
It won't result out as smelly, fishy, and cold.
But, please be right, and they'll be starting to sell it.
So, big bitches, do you see what we're eating?
We will order them on the proportions
that don't be up to the sun,
and we'll put Skynes Jackson to the corner.
I'm hitting that bitch and this is what it is.
There will be a lot of bird-ass homeless on campus,
but it's cool because there will be caves and stones
and left inside their dorms.
I know a few that's going to stream with you,
and I know a few in real life,
these represent the bird-nucles.
We need them along the way,
but if there's some, I'm gonna know what comes on my way.
It should be you, it's gonna be.
It should be you, go out.
That boy, look at him.
He's like, you really gonna play this
in the front of your head, man?
Yeah!
Scum!
Now right now, tell him what you see!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Oh, by the way, quick update real quick. There is a janitor button on the app too. So if you really
can't click that button, all right? All right. My fellow students, yesterday the Schumer University
roster was announced and in less than 24 hours, I'm officially the first candidate to announce my
campaign for class president of Streamer University. Why? Because leaders don't
wait, they lead. I believe in three simple things. Making good content, chasing the
bag, and staying messy. People always ask, Crystal, do you really know how to handle
people? Absolutely. Your ex doesn't miss you and he doesn't post you to draft. Girl,
think of something new, bitch. You're the fucking shit that I left inside of the
toilet and I didn't flush it because my parents I didn't want to wake them up in
the middle of the night. Bitch you are worthless.
Y'all know I had a long day.
See, stop, and clear communication and zero hesitation. Under my administration,
Wingstop for breakfast, deodorant and gift baggies on campus, no skinny jeans, and
all clips need to be confronted. So this year please make the right decision.
Vote for Crystal, cause a real boss gotta run the school.
I ain't waiting for voting for a damn thing!
That's good.
Let's go on to the next one.
As a multi-talented content creator, I've never believed in staying in one lane.
And as a former class president, I've always been a leader, a creator, and someone who brings ideas to life.
Vote for Crystal!
My creativity doesn't stop at just calling me.
Hey, bitch!
I know how to soap, vote to bring light!
So if you need fashion advice, or need me to fix-
Fuck all this!
If you know, don't fit, then I'm here to help.
What the hell?
People have been asking why I should have been class president.
Who's asking you that?
Everybody.
Hi, QDS dude.
As you're a class president, I will be organizing the best activities and events for students
to be able to attend to their class leaders.
You came here to make memories, not just for your class.
I would have been a fucking class.
Everybody else is calling right?
Is this all the advice?
Community is very important to me.
I already started bringing the girls together in a group chat and planning a slum party
for educational purposes of court.
I already have the bachelors in interior design so I can make sure everybody's dorm is decorated
exactly how they want to be.
Every school in the community is so small but every time we'll come with affordable
chargers, affordable chargers, free stuff, your streams and your classes, an unlimited
hard for you to use for DoorDash, holding, and initial products for my ladies and
also everyone gets toned. Because if you don't wear tone, you will be going toned.
But the most important thing in this bag is my emotional support.
We're still working on the bag size.
Here at University isn't just about stringing. It's about the people you meet,
the connections you make, and making sure that nobody leaves feeling like they've
missed their moment. And that is why I came up with my campaign,
The LS.
What does that stand for?
You may ask.
Collaboration.
Leadership and success.
And that's for all of you.
You guys, what happened?
If you vote for me, I'll stick close to you.
I'm aggravated.
Tap it up for her.
Tap it up for her.
I'm aggravated for you.
Let's go to the next candidate.
Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada,
So you stand up
Hi everyone.
My name is Jenny Malay and I am ready for class president for Street University in
2026 under the Jenny Malay administration. When I become president, you're allowed to take
each other's men. If he won, he is too. Every bird has to complete that empty of no bird.
If a nigga look, he too.
A limited Chick-fil-A. Everybody didn't Chick-fil-A.
I like it!
I like it!
I like it!
You don't have to go as long as they won't.
You don't got no curfew, sneak out, pray, do whatever you want, only shortening.
And there will be a professional session after the end of each day.
So make sure you come to my room for your 101 professional.
And that is my rules.
What's your question?
It's given me cause a lot on campus.
And they don't finish it!
So tell me how it is, tell me how it is.
What makes you better than other candidates?
What makes me, gentlemen, better than all the other candidates?
I have the best energy.
Ain't nobody messing with my energy.
Everybody gon' be real turnt and lit around me.
I stare at my piece of cube.
And nothing get past me at all.
I'm no one's going on all the fuck on your keep.
Also, I got a little fatty.
I hope this made y'all want to vote for me, the Queen, General Lennon.
That's make me wanna hate on us and fuck that!
Oohh..
Campaign!
FILM MEAT
Flap it up for Jerry, y'all.
And I believe we have one more, and let's go ahead and get to the last one.
Hello, SU students.
We need more flags.
Hey, the door's not boring as hell.
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Crystal, were you at?
Crystal?
Tab it up for Crystal, y'all.
Let me try.
I missed it.
Try to find it.
So, I feel like I should be class president
because y'all know
Wardrobe will be using all them filters on his live.
No shade.
No, Wardrobe!
No bitches around.
Yeah, and then
I don't really know my other candidates like that,
like that but I just want to let y'all know that I promise like Winx stop every
breakfast and secret door-dash no shade but not Chip-a-Lay not not all this
stuff so yes please vote for me I love y'all
Okay.
Cool and shorty, we're gonna
pop it up a cool and shorty, y'all.
Open the screen, I'm gonna go right back, Chad.
We miss something.
Hold on, what the fuck?
Come on, where is it?
Whoa, Chad, did y'all see that?
Hold up.
Where are my scammin' at?
Hold on, let me get this one.
Hold on, we gonna miss something.
What my Chad is?
Hold on, Chad.
Could it be?
Check, look at this. Where is it? Right in the beginning. Keep going. Go back. Where?
Right there. Wait. Pause. Clover X mic. What the heck? I know. I know. I have the mics
there right? Hold on champ. It's me.
What that mean? What the fuck that mean?
I don't think you know the other mics. What do you mean by clover x mic?
Clover x mic. Hold on.
keep watching we miss this
and the east egg huh
we missed that chat somebody just bought that shit to my attention
I'm leaking it leaking white. I'm looking at this
It's an animation. This is in the
This is it been
I think about a term I like on
We can't jump the gun it's a Mike
Well, we don't lie if it was you
What you got going?
So what a good why you ain't takes me
So what what you think they didn't get me
You know say funny Mike you just say it's a Mike
He's talking about me
Right on turn me up like that bit
Let me finish this reaction man
Hey, you see oh you seen God he ditched you
I
Let me refresh it Jack
Chat hold on now. Hold on. That's not that's gonna turn me up. What that mean to the Easter egg, huh? I
Missed that shit
I miss that shit
Oh, man, so it might be some hope for me, Jay.
Okay, so, my professors, I talked to all of them,
they put in a lot of work in their classes.
I know who you said classes mandatory,
we will kick you out if you don't shut the fuck up.
I mean that.
I can't hope for you.
Because if everybody's the main character
in their own stream, but everybody's also here to learn,
you feel me?
And so, as much as this is plenty of content,
let's learn some stuff.
You don't want to be the person that came here,
had an opportunity, and it fumbled a bag.
You want to be the person that came here, met good people,
learned a bunch of stuff, and left and took off,
You feel me? So let's make it productive and let's have a lot of fun.
I got, I got, so if you guys are my class,
I got a different class each time. You know what I'm saying?
If you miss it, you could just catch it, catch the VOD afterwards,
but there's going to be one in the content focus class,
one like money focus class,
and then like one shark tank focus class where we like fund opportunities and
ideas and stuff.
Clap it up for agent, y'all.
When the professors come up,
just try to let the people know what y'all teaching too. All right. Next one.
We got dude Dennis
You got deep right do
Climb it up for Duke y'all
What's going on y'all I
All right, so I'm teaching PE same thing as last year
please this year may she all come with a change of clothes, may she all shower before you all come,
participation just be ready to be active that's all I ask and I see y'all in class man.
I
Send up
Let's go Senna 63,000
Shesh I've been turning me up. I know y'all gonna leave once everybody spoke but I appreciate the participation
Up
Listen, yo, it's my first year of teaching, too,
but I'm doing networking and collabs.
We're gonna throw in some fun stuff in there.
It'll be good, but also sending as agent.
You know, I want y'all to learn something,
and I feel like it's something that really helped me,
so it'll be a vibe.
And if you cut up, bro, I got detention slips,
so don't fuck around, you know what I mean?
I'm bra.
Thank you, Senna.
Let's go to the next slide.
The Susie Dragon.
How you doing, my boy?
What do you teach?
What up, gang?
I'm a sushi dragon. I'll be teaching stream tech one
So if you need tech help or advice some of these big streamers, they be gatekeeping some of this tech
I'll be leaking all that in my class. So be sure to show up. Thank you
Thank you sushi. Let's go to the next slide Lord wing
How y'all doing
All right, here's the deal.
I'm taking my class very seriously.
Doors will be locked after five minutes.
You can see your ass to Dean Sennett if you are later than five minutes.
That is a promise.
I'm also, I'm going to announce this now, I'm picking a few of my favorite students
who do the best to come to streamer games.
It's an event I'm doing in a month.
If you do well in my class, you will be there.
That's all I ask of you.
There will be homework every day, by the way.
every day. Thank you. Let's go to the next. Kaya Sanet.
What's your teacher, Jett?
Thank you, Kai, for the opportunity. I am super excited to be working with you
guys so I'm gonna be having a cooking class as you guys all know I'm Kaya okay
I'm Kai's twin sister but yes I'm gonna be having a cooking class and it's gonna
be for one hour I need you guys to respect the class why because all your
guys are streamers you need to learn how to be independent and learn how to cook
for yourselves. So please take the class seriously. If you want to be a class, I don't have a big role.
That's it. And he told you, you guys will be expelled.
You can go to anybody else's class.
Class is not in college. I take my career very seriously.
This person is playing with me.
Let's have fun.
Yeah, stop playing.
Those are class plans.
And you thought you were just going to be disrespected.
straight to the expulsion. She'll make that call. I'm telling you.
Hello, I am a Phil, but when Kai Sena calls you, you show up, right? But don't
worry, I have a presentation prepared for you. I'm teaching a brand, uh, very much,
Yeah, no, Brace yourself, Brace yourself.
Brand elevation beyond streaming, okay?
So I'm gonna teach you how to be successful
after you've gained the luck, okay?
So I'm also, I'm gonna announce this now,
but Cutie Cinderella did help me with my presentation,
and she said, you're, shush,
I know you're engaged to her, but be quiet.
The best eight students in my class
will have a table at Streamer Awards.
So, yeah, do your best, okay?
We're taking it seriously.
Thank you. Thank you, Rick. All right, let's get to the next one. Cindy!
Look at what Cindy is teaching.
Hello everybody. I'm Cindy Gallup. I'm the founder and CEO of Make Love Not Port.
We are pro sex, pro porn, pro knowing the difference, and I want to just address, I want to just address two elephants in the room.
First, no, I'm not white.
White.
So you do wear the same old crown, my boy.
I'm half English, half Canadian Chinese.
Shout out to my eight-year-old screeners.
And they say the wedding is a thousand times.
They got to see this crown.
And number two, yes, I am very, very old.
I am six to six.
I'm the oldest person at Stroom University.
I am the professor McGonagall of this faculty.
My background is brand building, marketing, and advertising.
I'm gonna teach you how to build your personal brand,
how to attract the kind of brand partnerships
you want to attract,
and how to make an absolute god I'm fucking shit ton of money.
And I'm also obviously gonna teach you to make love, not porn.
See you in class.
I mean, hey.
That's good to know.
We're going to teach you how to make love.
Poo-dee.
Make love.
Come on, my boy.
Poo-dee.
Thank you.
Poo-dee.
Man, we're good, y'all.
Hey, look, Sherman University.
So my name's Poo-dee, and I'm doing the class.
bait and trolling 101 you know what I mean I'm about to teach y'all a whole bunch of stuff listen
fuck all that my class gonna be the most lit most turn y'all can have the most fun in my class
I want nothing but negativity in my class the whole time wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
listen listen listen listen let me say some some real shit though last year a lot of people came
here people were still in the dorms people came here they stopped streaming they wasted this opportunity
Do not waste this opportunity one of my days is gonna be a very very serious class
I ain't cracking no jokes that whole day. We're gonna get there. We're gonna learn every day
We're gonna learn something, but one day is gonna be super super that we're gonna teach it and
Yeah
Farm um, we're the camera um, I see what you do for you know
Everybody else my house just burned down if y'all could come and drop like a thousand five thousand something
Get your ass out.
Clap it up for Poodie, y'all.
Next one.
Adapt!
Clap it up for Adapt, y'all. Clap it up for Adapt.
Say, what are you teaching again?
Y'all, y'all.
Oh, clip form?
As you, 20, 26.
So, listen, I only got 50 minutes with each group,
so I'm gonna try to make the most with each group I got,
I got but I'm gonna be teaching longevity versatility and the ability to adapt. Okay. I think it's something
Really important
I've been doing this for a minute. So if you guys want to learn something about the game for the class. All right, I'm see y'all
Let's go on to the next one
Lizzo
the craze. The really craze.
What's up streaming, you know what I'm saying?
Hello, body matcha. Hi friend. I'm here because somebody applied as me and
actually wasn't me but whoever you are you will be dealt with but I'm glad I'm
here is my first year teaching so I'm very excited. There's lots of classes that are
gonna teach you about how to build your brand. There's classes that teach you how to make
millions of fucking dollars as she said. But when that stream turns off, who is gonna pour
into you at the end of the day? You. You are entertainers. I'm an entertainer. You're
You're constantly on, you're performing for hundreds or hundreds of thousands of people
all at once, and at the end of the day, you have to fill your cup.
So I am the queen of self-love.
My class is the art of self-love.
So if wish on that you said you want only negativity in your class, poochie, poochie,
poochie, poochie, poochie, then I'm positivity in my class only.
I'll see you there!
That boy doped so he maxing his shit!
I'll go to the next one!
You're rage!
You got his counselor?
I got his counselor.
Come boys, take this swag shit, too serious.
Look, I'm here to guide you niggas, alright?
Any streamers?
Start don't know what the hell to do y'all getting bullied by someone even if your content is a
Siblist trying to find love Jeremiah
I will help you out in any way that I see fit anything stay in my office stays in my office
All right a student bullying you or some shit. We on that ass. All right. We're gonna figure it out together
All right, there's a lot of mental shit that go behind the stream of shit niggas don't think about and I got y'all
They don't rage.
Rage's class is different from the others because he's like his office is available
then there all the time so if you feel like you got to see the guidance counselor go to
rage all right.
Next the club directors this year we're introducing clubs okay let's put up the first one.
Clubs will be once a day.
There's 15 members in each club
working towards a final presentation.
All right, so while you guys are in your club,
you guys should be working together.
Y'all, they will announce with the presentations are,
or it's in this slide, and there'll be a day
for all of you guys to show in front of the entire school
what y'all been working on.
Okay, let's go to the next slide.
First one is Nick.
The fraternity.
Nick, where you at, come on.
How's it going, everyone?
Honestly, Kai, I'm surprised you let me do this, so thank you.
This is what I'm going to say.
A frat is a brotherhood, a bond, a community.
That's the one party!
That's the one party!
But we're talking about...
What?
Yeah, studs!
We want everybody.
Everyone's welcome.
That's when I'll come.
There's a lot of rules here on campus, though.
So no weed, no drinking, no partying, I want to remind everyone this is an off-campus
organization.
Join the crowd.
Join the crowd.
Campus with Dave Shee.
He was sick as then.
Little Shooter.
Oh, yeah.
For the basketball team.
Show me who to see.
He's.
He's.
He's.
Oh, yeah.
For the basketball team.
Show me who to see.
How you doing everybody?
Everybody, Bronner Pulse for Kyle, man.
This is awesome, man.
First and foremost, you guys see me on my page training
the top streamers, the top celebrities, the top NBA,
WNB players in the world.
Most importantly, when you come to my session,
like Kyle's saying, I do this at a professional level.
So have fun, of course, being character,
but we're here to get better,
because he has a special surprise for you guys,
for everybody that's really good at basketball,
and just respect the basketball court,
because I'm here to help you,
and anybody wants to do some sick content
that he knows that I love to do by saying I understand now,
I'm here for you guys.
I love you all.
Hey, well, I don't know.
Whoever-
Look at the sketch, man.
Show me-
Make this a basketball team.
You guys have a basketball game for a homecoming, okay?
So whoever make it makes y'all get hours in and makes y'all go crazy.
We gonna see who y'all going against. We do not know yet. Next person.
Markel!
How you doing? Hello everybody!
I'm so excited to be here. Obviously I am not normally a streamer,
but I'm so excited to get into it and learn so much from all my peers.
I met so many of you amazing people, so I'm so thankful for Mr. Dean, I mean,
Kassanette, for having us here on my nerves. Jesus, take the wheel and guide the vessel.
But I'll be teaching stunts. Nobody ain't tumbling because we ain't got enough time for that.
We'll be doing jumps and I'll be trying to prepare us a routine to perform as well.
So if you're coming to our class, please just come willing and able and just be prepared
because we're going to have as much fun as possible and just be prepared and be ready.
Now the chair leading club and the basketball club, you guys will display what you guys
been doing during the basketball game, cheerleader performs half-time, okay?
And basketball, y'all got that shot the only day.
All the clubs is on a different day, all right?
Next part, next slide.
Oliver Cannon is, he's not here right now, he's like I delayed, but he is a part of
the film club.
He's the one that do all my trailers and everything.
He's gonna teach you about filming. Yeah, we'll have to present a short film on that day. Okay. Let's go to the next one
proto
That but up a proto
Was good everybody
My name is proto a lot of you guys don't know me
He keeps me in a dungeon somewhere doesn't want anybody to know who I am
I love who I am responsible for giving the chap the ability to give ten subs and train horns go on or
give 50 subs and Ray J's baby oil pours all over time.
That was me, the moving bed, all of that, right?
Today, this year, we're gonna build all of that,
make it a little bit more special,
maybe bombs, flamethrowers, you know.
You think they got on the scheme ad?
Well, you fucked up, honestly.
You chose me anyway.
Can't wait to see you in my club.
All right, let's make it some type of super cool
engineer, okay?
That is science and engineering, okay?
Next, T-Pain!
happy boy.
First and foremost how y'all doing?
Without straight up though, man.
The first thing I do want to say is thank you to Kai, this is a huge opportunity for everybody in this room and everybody watching
he's bringing together some shit that like nobody can really do right now and the fact that he has the ability to do
and do it is just I mean that's amazing because there's a lot of motherfuckers that
can do this shit and still want because they're gatekeeping and they ain't hungry
enough to do this shit so first of all thank you Kyle appreciate your part I will
be directing musical arts our objective is to come up with a new theme song for
Scream University so hey also another elephant in the room I'm the second
oldest my second oldest motherfucker here okay I appreciate y'all having fun with
that. You can't call me ank. That's totally cool. But let's make this motherfucking song.
Because me and the porn lady will fuck you up. All right? We gonna make this shit right.
We gonna do this shit again. Thank you for the opportunity again. Let's make this goddamn
song. You feel me? I got you. I got you.
Marcus King, the debate club.
Come on, come on, come on.
I know y'all ready to scream, I ain't gonna lie.
Here you go, my man.
Chat, fuck going on, man.
I was nervous at first whenever I got debate
because I got to go up against, like, T-Pain.
It might sound boring,
But I spent so long figuring out how to make debating one another like actually entertaining
And I want to make sure that the content is gonna be good for Twitch and YouTube as well
That's so saying some shit like that. Maybe I understand the route that I'm going
But I'm gonna make sure we going this will be good good content. We're gonna have a blast man. I appreciate you for bringing me back to
Next person
Yana
He was the last one?
What he was last year? She's the club director of drama
Brought that nigga back
Oh, you guys look so cute, but yeah, so I have lots of theater background and not only will you be performing in front of your camera?
Yes, we are clip forming you're here to clip on for you better get them other effing clip forming
We are going to be here to perform on a stage as well.
So I don't know if y'all like to sing or dance or tap dance and act.
So I'm going to teach you guys all of that and that's what I'm going to show you. Thank you.
Let's see the next person.
I just love puzzles.
She's a librarian. Come on, come on, come on, come on.
I told it to her soon with them bitches, Prussia?
Granny swaggin' I said, yeah!
I need to find them bitches.
I like them shoes.
My heart is literally just beating out of my chest right now.
I am so thankful and so grateful to be here with all of you.
I'm not going to say where I fit at in age, oldest, middle, oldest,
and I ain't going to even get into that part.
But I haven't been supporting him for just a long time.
And even when other folks were critical of him, I was in his DMs.
I was in all of his messages when a lot of people were talking about him going on this other journey
I'm just I'm shaking y'all and
But I was always leaving a reply letting him know that I was there and trying to keep him encouraged and
Not even knowing that he was seeing all of that from me
In the library
Yeah, I'm shaking shaking
But in a library, I puzzle all the time, but the puzzles are really
to who I am and what I really offer my community and whoever will come into the
spend some time with me in a library that I am a safe space and even though
I'm shaking now that when you guys are overwhelmed I can be a place of calm. I
Don't give advice, but I have you just woke up. I was kind of wondering where you was it
This is all good though, bro
Don't cry too hard, bro, you don't get up react
All right, bro
shit with my live experiences right and just if you're feeling down and just
I guess to be too much and I just want to say I know I've been watching her for
like two years like on free time she she's doing her puzzle
There's 15
Students per club
We went based off the analytics of what y'all wanted to do when y'all signed up and what can best pitch out
Y'all will find out what club you guys are in once y'all get y'all schedule. All right
SQ 2026 is partnering with YouTube, Crocs, Dell, Meta, Liquipel, PowerTech, Red Bull,
Zaxby's Bees, One Night, Zipline, Shopify, Fortnite, State Farm, Twitch, Tone, and gonna
need milk.
So they got some fire surprises for you guys as well.
Let's go to the next.
Okay, we have Chatmobile, Young Thug set up with some fire stuff.
All right, this is from Young Thug.
He said, Chatmobile is the black card of phone service and
the only company giving you exclusive drops every month in the chat.
As the official carrier of the chat and of streaming university,
they are giving a year of service and exclusive drops access for SU for the students.
Young Thug laced us with the new phone service.
Only on Chapmobile, you can get exclusive spider drops.
Chapmobile will be doing key jobs for whips
every two to three months.
Key job number one, you can win Spider and a Chrome Hearts
Lamborghini Eurus, OK?
VIP experiences, exclusives, backstage access
for live nation urban shows and festivals,
a trip to London gifted for the Nods and Roots show,
August 8th for Backstage Passes.
You know Shador Sanders switched to number two,
but only in Chat Mobile.
His rare limited sign, Rookie Jersey,
number 12 is gifted for the chat.
So clap it up for Chat Mobile, y'all.
I'll do the next one.
All right.
In all of y'all rooms, okay?
There is some tone from our brothers from A&P, all right?
So they are, we are providing,
Tone is providing robes, towels, slides,
tone products that's deodorant, lotion, lip balm,
duffel bags, they're gonna make sure y'all good.
So make sure the hygiene is good,
sound to tone, tap it up for tone.
Okay.
Next,
Fortnite is involved this year.
Okay?
In honor of everybody's new best mates,
Fortnite Sprites, we've hidden 31 Sprites figures
across campus.
It's your mission to find them, trade them, and steal them.
Hold onto them, just like in game, the rules.
Everything happens on Shreem.
If it is not filmed, it does not count.
No searching after curfew, okay?
No damage, okay?
No damage, destruction, or harm of people, property,
or the sprites.
One zero point sprite.
You can only have one zero point sprite
at the closing ceremonies.
trade, barter, steal, give away the extra,
but do it before the closing ceremony.
Last year was the 10th one.
You must bring your two sprites to the closing ceremonies
in one piece.
One zero point plus one of the other gringens.
This was part of the proto time.
And here is what they're doing.
They're giving you the opportunity
to, if you win, they will offer whoever it is,
a $7,500 brand deal with Epic Games.
Also, your own custom Fortnite in-game customer.
We've just done the test done.
All right?
Let's go to the next one.
Oh, they can say, yeah, we're going to test these.
They'll dig us out.
What move?
Code Redfield Camps available across campus all week.
Look out for the new flavors daily.
Rebel supported streaming U programming,
including basketball, dance, fitness, gaming, and more.
We'll give you wings to creators and ideas.
Connect with us on site all week.
All right, make a wish with the hamsters last year.
The Zaxby's, okay?
Zaxby's?
They're bringing the sauce to stream with you
from lunch and dinner to late night Zax's favorites.
Zaxby's is keeping students safe on the first session
to the final students for the final stream.
Don't leave campus without rewards.
Sign up for Zaxby's rewards to score exclusive offers.
earn free food and stay connected to everything Zaxby's has cooking next. Let's go to the next one.
Stay Farm! Like a good neighbor, Stay Farm is here. I will be watching over the week
and handing out good neighbor subs for those doing good neighbor things. So if you are being a good
neighbor, expect a lot of subs coming your way. Let's go to the next one.
He last year. Dell. Dell XPS is crafted for you.
Dependable performance inspired by creators who show up and deliver their
best every day. Premium design, powered portability, all day battery life,
everything you need in one machine from the classroom to the stream.
They also are gifting our free laptops as well.
Let's go to the next one.
You hear this shit?
Free laptop.
Free laptop.
Break give them shit.
No, give them shit.
OK.
Great band Metas are being gifted to everybody here this year.
If you need help setting them up,
visit the music studio on campus.
They can help with Meta accounts here too.
OK.
Yeah, we was the next one crocs. Thank you to crocs for making sure all the students get
appear. You guys will have exclusive Scheme University crocs just for y'all.
Damn, Mr. B is giving out $100,000. The next one will get about $10,000.
Zipline, your phone will have, your phones all have the Zipline drone delivery app. Lock
in with your Google account and you can order cool stuff to anywhere on campus and a drone will
fly to you. A drone? Alright, so when y'all order whatever, I expect to see drones in the sky to
deliver whatever it is. I've seen it, it's pretty cool. Next one. Milk, the official focus fuel
of StreamingU, nutrients to help you focus. Alright, shout out to Milk. Next one. Oh this,
Oh, there's something.
All right.
Bullshit.
They're doing a $50,000 brand deal.
It was a great $10,000.
Milk is dropping a new YouTube series this fall
where creators and real teachers team up
to turn classroom lessons into entertaining.
Hands on challenges for real life skills you actually
care about.
One streamer you're student or staff member
will get the chance to win a $50,000 brand deal
and be featured in an episode post and audition video
on TikTok or YouTube using hashtag MilkExtremeU
and tagging at Gonna Need Milk to answer
if you were a substitute teacher for a day.
How would you make class entertaining and relevant?
With Milk fueling the lesson,
Winner Announced Live on Stream July 19th.
Go ahead and clap it up.
Rafael, are you asleep?
Wake that nigga up.
You asleep, nigga?
What did you say guys?
All right, let's go next I
Liquor Pell all right in the gift bags you probably seen already
Power tech and look a pill
Made sure every student has what they need to stay charged and stay shaming find power tech at Walmart
Chargers portables, whatever it is is all in that bag. Okay. Let's go
What not visit the visit the break room and become a what not partner?
They will be live from campus on the what not platform daily. All right
Shopify keep an eye out for this to justify is bringing to streamer you make sure you guys are paying attention. All right next one
any questions
Fuck all right. What's the question?
And listen, you know, it's year two we're gonna expand and expand expand but if you're doing football you can do
for all this official team yet.
Yes.
No.
Lazy piece of all this shit.
Well, food, this late night,
Zaxby spots what y'all could do,
then it's also 24 seven serial stations.
So if you guys want cereal on some real,
you know, collar stuff, there is that,
but there's a lot of options.
Jason.
You wouldn't know what your roommates
when you walk into that goddamn room.
Damn.
run. What is the new from Petron? Do you tell us? Soon. Soon. Soon. Soon. Okay. Rage.
Shower situation. Some people have bad food. I might be wrong. Have bad and dirty dorms.
The dorms are a lot crazier this year. And also, the dorms are a lot crazier this year.
The sponsors are a lot crazier this year. The shit to do is a lot crazier this year.
Almost expelled. Oh, yeah, class of 25. We were
We're the prototype for the final form
Now find it and I'm gonna find out that you found it
We
I
Can that
Yes, you will find out who your roommate is what's on your schedule
No, that's your storyline build a connection
Billzo
Call J bill so that is not a question
No, Kaya last question
Then they could do so already
I think I have your own
Your own room. You don't have no roommates. All right. I think that's professors and I may be mistaken but club directors as well, okay?
All right, that's a great question. All right, so this is the end of the ceremony
We are now wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
We are now going to head to the dean office one by one. I will hand you your schedule
Once you get that schedule you are free to spark string. Wait, the staff will stay
seated, they have y'all organizing groups to come to my room. Once you are, once you
get that schedule, you are good. If you go live before that, it's going to be,
it's going to be, you know, you know, you know, if you're going to expel y'all. But
once you get that key card and that key to your room, it's free, it's free game.
Okay, I appreciate y'all. I love y'all also remember all because you here doesn't mean anything is guaranteed
It's y'all job to make the best content that I can all right and make sure I get along with my roommates and no fucking parties
I have a cat y'all he's gonna be consequences. All right
Wait, wait, wait everybody chill sit down stay in your seat stay in your seat Marty stay in your seats
They're going to call y'all one by one so if y'all want to make this fast listen to
the staff all right I'll be heading to my office now later y'all
Listen we are about to get into it here we go ladies and gentlemen chat how we feeling
chat how are we feeling right now how we feelin chat how we feelin shit I'm
trying to make this best for y'all
Where am I going?
Professor that's what we'll be going to, y'all meet up in my office too.
Alright.
Alright Chai, I ain't going to lie bro, I'm really excited to let you know what's going
on.
It's different this year.
It's going to be fun too to also see which alumni is getting revealed.
Alright.
The alumnus will also, it will be early in the morning
on that day I told y'all, they will be revealed.
Is it this way?
No, I won't.
They will, they be revealed, all right?
So I'm not gonna lie, I'm really excited.
They will be revealed one by one.
Alumni also had their own dorms
with their own fellow roommates, okay?
If they leak, who's coming?
Cause emails have been sent out.
They will not be able to be here, all right?
So it's going to be crazy.
Roommates for the alumni are also pre-selected as well.
All right, you know, this is going to be crazy that day.
I'm not gonna lie, but chat, I ain't gonna lie.
Chat, everybody say W class of 2026.
At the end of the day, it is about them and their growth.
At the end of the day, I want them to go crazy and flourish.
You feel what I'm saying?
I'm excited to see what they got
and what they are going to offer, all right?
And just know I see every fucking thing, chat.
I need you all to snitch from me, okay?
Everybody, just DM me every time
what's going on, just snitch, all right?
Cause y'all online, I know, I know.
So it's your online studio.
Y'all online students as well, all right?
All right.
You about to get into it.
I'm also gonna try to make this fast.
So, yeah.
All right.
I think I'm right here.
I don't think you stay here.
All right.
Let me know when we switch cameras.
We're gonna try to make this as fast as possible for y'all.
We're gonna try to make this as fast as possible for y'all.
Everybody on YouTube also subscribe
and like to keep up what's going on.
If you on YouTube say yeah, if you on Twitch say yeah,
Twitch, we're about to hit 21 million followers.
Okay?
Let's go ahead switch. We are about to hit 21 million followers, bro
So it's about to be crazy. I ain't gonna lie
I love all you guys, bro
And it's up for the students to make sure that this is just crazy. Yeah, how are you doing yourself?
How y'all day going and everything y'all?
I mean, it's a more water
Yeah, but just come on keep it rolling the people are waiting the people are waiting
You can be happy in them. Okay. I know everybody gonna leave me once everybody else bought
This cool, I appreciate y'all why y'all here.
All right, we got 30 on Twitch and 36,000 on YouTube.
DDG with the what, gift it?
I ain't gonna lie.
DDG, there you go glazing already, okay?
There you go glazing.
Shout out to my alumni, shout out to my bad, no, MVP.
Shout out to MVP, I'm streaming you.
Chow, who are y'all excited to watch, bro?
I ain't gonna lie, I don't know.
Who are y'all excited to watch, bro?
Who are y'all excited to watch?
Bro, I ain't going to lie, I don't know, bro.
If you're on YouTube, go ahead and subscribe
and turn on notice to keep in touch,
because there will be random moments
that I'm going to go live, okay?
There's gonna be random times where I go live,
just so y'all upkeep everything that's going on.
If you're on Twitch, hit that follow button and sub.
Shout out to all the subs that's going on right now, yo.
ETH, shout out to you for the sub.
I am going to sign us for the prime.
All my primers, if you have prime,
you literally can sub up or it's going to run out.
Prime will literally run out.
So this is the perfect opportunity to sub up
and use it for free.
It is completely free.
You feel me?
Oh my God, it's going to be crazy, bro.
I ain't going to lie.
I am really excited, bro.
Chet, I ain't going to lie.
We going to get through this fast
because I know y'all excited, bro.
I know y'all excited to see that support, dude.
Who y'all ready to watch? I see people saying Yana.
I see people wearing wardrobes.
Shout out to all the subs.
Oh my God, they going crazy.
Shout out to all the y'all, bro.
Oh my God, W, W, sat.
Listen, kick your feet back.
Get your snacks.
It's going to be a long week.
Everybody saying Lacy Core, A&P, OK.
It's going to be a long week, y'all.
It's going to be a long week.
Billzo, all right, chat, listen, as soon as I hand them their schedules, they are able
to go live.
Like, literally, as soon as I hand it off, they can go live, okay, one by one, all right?
Who are the first people?
You got them?
Okay, bet.
I'm excited, bro.
I'm actually excited.
My body, ring, keep pain.
Shout out to all the subchats.
There is no classes today.
I'm gonna be subbed up right now.
T-Pain, shout out to all the sub chat.
There is no classes today.
There's no classes today.
So today is a ice breaking time for people to relax.
You got to move in.
Today is moving day, bro.
Move in.
So everybody relax, move in, have fun, okay?
So it's going to be crazy, bro.
Oh my God, y'all going crazy.
Chat, I love y'all, one top at a one time.
I love y'all, I love y'all so much.
Everybody say I love, everybody say I love everybody.
You know, shout out to the YouTube chat.
I love y'all so much.
This is year two of streaming university.
And you guys are just literally like supporting, bro.
I've never seen this much support ever, bro.
And I really appreciate you, bro.
I ain't going to lie, bro.
I'm excited to let y'all see what happened.
I love the spirits of everybody.
It feel like streaming is like very crazy right now.
It feel like streaming is literally so crazy right now,
bro.
I love y'all so much, bro.
Genuinely from the bottom of my heart.
I know everybody probably in my chat is not on my core,
but my core fan base.
But I have a lot of people that love it.
Man, I'm too passive.
Appreciate this, bro.
that go out their way to support other people.
And that's all it's about, bro.
I don't care about nothing else.
You feel me?
And that's all it's about, bro.
You feel me?
I ain't gonna lie.
Alumni day gonna be crazy.
You know what I'm saying?
They also gonna be staying on campus.
We don't know who it's gonna be yet.
They also got their own roommates.
They also got their own building.
You feel me?
We gonna be able to see 2026 and 2025 clash.
We gonna be able to see 2026 and 2025 clash.
It's going to be insane, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, we gonna see what happens, bro.
We gonna see what happens, bro.
It's going to be insane.
It's going to be insane.
We don't know, who do y'all think
gonna be the returning alumni?
Who do y'all think it's going to be?
What time does classes start?
You guys will all find out.
It's early, bro.
It's a real kind of schedule, check.
Chat, y'all getting content from early,
like from the schedule side of things?
Both, they have to make breakfast early.
They have to get ready for lunch.
They have to go to class early, bro.
It's a very early start time.
It's very early, bro, honestly.
I love y'all, bro.
Everybody follow up, you about to hit 21.
You about to hit 21.
If you're on YouTube, go ahead and subscribe
and like and say done.
If you're on YouTube, subscribe and like and say done, y'all.
Let me see my YouTube chat.
Everybody in my YouTube chat say, yeah.
I should have both chats here.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, first person.
First person, let's go, Walton and Fennel.
You guys are safety, come on, come on.
They all can come in, it's fine, it's all,
yeah, come in, come in.
All right, listen, Fennel and Walton,
make sure this is safe, bro.
I pay y'all top tip money.
Can you make sure that happens?
Can you make sure that happens?
Can you make sure this is safe, man?
What?
Hey y'all, if they outside, we outside, please.
Okay, all right, back.
I got your police station. I got multiple rules in the bookings. If anybody's out of pocket
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, good. Yeah, good stream go stream venom and Walton are now live
Hi for y'all
S-U-P-D, phantom, it can now go live in Walton too.
Phantom and Walton can now go live.
S-U-P-D is now in full effect.
Let's get the next people in place.
S-U-P-D is now in effect, King.
It is going to be crazy, bro.
Bro, S-U-P-D, you think they gonna get fired by me?
I trust them, bro. I trust being them at the one for the safety. I trust them game. I do bro. I
Do I'm not gonna lie, bro. I
Genuinely do I
Go live. Is anybody bone mark the chat look like it's breaking game
The chat looks like it's breaking, bro
Let's go
That boys are in the goddamn building the police is in
Let me see what the chat say, chat.
Can we try silky though?
I got your security glasses right here.
I bet.
I bet.
Hey, I'm sorry.
Would you snitch or not?
Would I snitch?
Yeah.
No, I'm, ooh, I'm not snitching.
All right, let's get this.
Let's get this.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Why?
I see some crazy shit outside.
Why?
Niggas have weed in shit.
Who are we?
It's smelling in shit.
I was smelling in shit.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
This is not silky. That's his dumb ass friend lazy. Yeah, let's just make sure this is not y'all
I heard the club director right? Yeah maternity all all campus right
No, I don't know why he said that this is not all campus. What do you mean?
I don't know why he said that. So you telling me that if I don't a threat I can't
Yo, I'm the first thing a lot
Hey, I got my eyes on you, bro.
Go, go, get out.
Wait, I hear the red ball?
Yes, you can get a red ball.
The red ball's small for me.
It's in your room, too, bro.
Over here?
Yes.
I can take this freeze, though?
No, get the fuck out.
Get out!
I got my butt.
Yo, look at me.
Yo, we the first thing along, let's go.
Why?
Yo, Lacey, roll your eyes in there.
Let's go.
Let's go, man.
Let's go, man.
Dancing ass!
Let's go!
Dude!
All right.
Why are you bouncing on dick, man?
I'm bouncing on dick, Lacey.
OK, Lacey, listen.
I understand, I'm rolling this through for the head, oh!
I know, I know, I'm so sorry, but we at StreamingU, we love, you know...
That nigga can't roll into that bitch!
They say people roll, we do!
We go for that nice cheer, and um, you know, I know you're one of the whole bond representative, so it's okay.
He can, right bitch.
Bouncing on the seat!
I give you a new wheelchair.
Bouncing on it.
Okay, oh god, I ain't going to lie, here you go.
This is your schedule for your classes and everything.
Yes
Oh man, I feel bad for Lisa. Look at them. Oh my gosh. Oh god. Look at this. Oh my god. All right. Yeah
I
Needle bouncing in the seat up and down on that big on everybody he's wild and chat W. Lacey
in the chat on everybody W. Lacey in the chat, bro
W. Lacey in the chat. Oh
How you doing?
Good good good good
I got my eyes on you ready to show you ready bro. I'm ready. I bet
That's not a sport.
That nigga's talking with his tWitch over here, sir.
Have fun.
You follow your roommate when you get it.
All right, bro, ski.
Yes, sir.
Thank you, bro.
Go crazy.
Yes, sir.
WFLAC.
Big ass shot.
A clock on Twitch.
Nigga, I'm ready to see Ridge and Rolig walk in, bitch.
Next.
Yo, make that process faster, bro.
Make it faster.
Make it faster.
Make it faster, because I know my people feeling.
I know y'all ready, Chad.
I know y'all ready.
Chad, I don't know y'all stop, but you were waiting.
I'm gonna go come in and do it.
The reason I'm with you forever is because of safety,
precautions, and stuff like that, right?
I'm gonna go come in and do it on my own.
Who are y'all waiting, Chad?
Who are y'all waiting for to stream right now, though?
Yogi!
How you doing, man?
Yogi, how you doing?
I'm excited to see your work.
I can trust as a good student.
I'm ready, no, I'm ready.
Everybody coming in with these panty and shorts.
I'm gonna wake up.
Oh my, wait.
Yeah, I'm ready.
You're gonna be taking showers, right?
Every time the thing about me bruh is I'm gonna take showers, but I'm not on street
You know me not I like that. Here you go. You these you are not able to spark
You can now stream
Search up you
Next
You sent him in that bitch man, you can now spring the dog story. What's on dog story?
I don't know what you're doing.
What?
They hit.
What?
Hey, Gaga.
Gaga, boom.
I signed up for everything.
Chili and drama, musical art.
Yeah.
I signed up for middle class
because I'm going to do the engineering and all of that.
I signed up for everything.
You will find out where you at on the app or whatever.
Come on, let me see.
Because if you didn't find me on anything, let me see.
No, wait.
I do like your nails, okay?
What they give me?
Oh, there.
Oh.
Who did that?
Hey, that.
I'll read it.
What?
I fell.
It's all right.
Okay, fine.
Listen, you said you go snitch.
Oh, everybody.
Shut up, they having a slumber party tonight.
Tonight, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, shut up.
And you didn't hear this from fucking me.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, oh, the girls are having fun?
They don't have a location yet.
Girls, slumber party.
The un-Duskin president don't want to discourage them.
She's doing shit.
She's the one who don't have a slumber party.
Oh, get the dark one, dark one's president,
the one that's running, she's not coming president.
This is why I suck with chocolate, okay?
So, slumber party, no location yet?
No location, but all the girls is in the group chat,
and they trying to have a slumber party.
Each chat?
You don't know the girls yet?
I don't know.
Red, dream doll, queen, guy, the girl, the person, shaz, you got Jordyn, you got Grace.
Hey, every girl in here.
Keep telling me.
If you know I'm going to do my research right now.
If you, if you, keep stretching.
I'm going to show you braids, good and shit, like that.
Make sure you know what I'm saying.
No, no, no.
You got S.T. every year.
You rock my room, man.
You rock it up.
I'm good and shit.
I ain't going to fight if I'm making out right now.
Big Ant can now go live, y'all.
He can now go live, y'all.
He is now able to
W's in a check
Fucking Josh, how you feeling? Hey, go swag crazy game
All right, here we go. Listen, I'm leaving you go crazy. You be skating this shit, right?
I try to see what you do. We do like this. This is a fire spot to skateboard that all right
All right, here you go. You're able to go live do whatever you want. Enjoy your time
I won't be taking just you don't break
Okay, shut out Erie man boy. I don't need
You said
Keep that fucking forehead covered okay. All right here you go
Yo, I'm streaming 24-7. I'm not even stopping to use the bathroom. I got a diaper on Dean. I'm ready
You can't stream in the bathroom. I'm not going in the bathroom. I need a stream game
You gonna shake yourself if I got to I got to okay run it. All right, bro. Have a good time. Okay, you too, brother
What the fuck let's go. Why the fuck does he have a diaper? I appreciate this. Oh, man
What the water see how many diaper?
The most
Hey, listen, you got good energy, you got the vibes, go crazy, all right?
All right?
Yes.
Hey listen, talk to me about one thing.
What?
I'm watching for a minute.
Okay.
I'm just saying I'm showing off right through a file?
Yeah.
I'm talking to you.
No, no, no.
It's time to say you only showing up for the field fire.
No, no, no.
Of course you represent it.
He's showing up for the world.
For the world.
For the world.
For the world.
For the world.
Okay.
Hey, I like your presentation for president, all right?
Listen to what you can do.
Hey listen, I'm talking to you.
Let me know what's up, Tom.
Got the keys to it.
Let me see these keys.
These are twins.
I'm upgrade.
OK, we'll get there.
We'll get there.
OK, here you go.
You should now stream.
Go crazy, my boy.
Go crazy, JoJo.
Let's send the next person in.
Oh, yeah, you're going to be a problem-all friend.
But what's that?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, what's your problem?
Wait, hold on.
Where's the camera at?
It's everywhere.
Production Swiss right there. Hey, my name is the mighty VA nice to meet you. What's your problem, man?
You watch it
No, no, no, no, bro. You're too much
Bro, I try to give you a hug when you when you fucking accept I was so happy I said God get me out
I guess what you did what you fucking switch the screen and see this fucking guy. Okay?
What's okay? You know what that's on me, bro? I
You better watch yourself whatever you say cuz that's just no not acceptable, bro. It was that a threat that
Is that a threat right? You know we do have campus
See we'll get your ass locked up. Let's see if they can try me. All right, bro. You can't uh the mighty be a
Come on, bro, I'm gonna have to lock you out. Don't don't kiss me. Don't kiss me. Take a good move
Get out get your ass out. Get out. Watch the way you speak to me. Please
You can now go live what I can't I can't go live. Go live. Go live
No
It's been a bro
Marty to hidey on everything Marty. I'm watching you. No, we
Marty cannot
Okay, now we're gonna get you off the campus
Yo smoke that shit
Marty Tuhari can now go live, y'all.
People in groups of people that they like one day,
Dr. Lee, just because we check the guns at the door,
doesn't mean our brand will change.
And remains.
You 11 under psychopath city next to you.
You 11 under murder city next to you.
You think you're the...
They picked this shit up with me?
Fuck, what's he doing?
What's he doing?
Pause it, pause it.
Fuck.
Rock out.
Ah, I'm still.
I'm still.
Do you have feces or something right now?
Fuck it.
Sick.
What's up?
Hey, you know, I can't follow that.
I'm fine.
Hey, you need to do it.
Listen.
Please just follow all the rules.
You can't piss me off.
I'm not going to knock.
You can't piss me off.
You can't piss me off.
I'm not going to knock.
You can't piss me off.
You can't piss me off.
You can't piss me off.
Love the vivette ship. Love that ship, man.
You haven't seen anything of it yet?
Yes, I have. I've seen the notebook.
Okay, you do love the journal. The journal.
I'm not- I'm more of a local person, so anyways.
I just want to tell you this, what you're doing, man?
Huh?
Which camera is it?
Man, he drove there the wrong time. I'm reacting.
I'll watch you later.
I got this thing from my stream.
I missed this shit.
It's doing like that. It's like, oh, yeah!
Like, I just hate it. I mean, I don't fucking hate it.
Look at this camera.
You hate jokers, you ain't here!
Look at it. You got-
Stupid bitch!
You gotta you gotta
You know your attitude, yeah, yeah, okay fix the rug. I have so you can now wait lots
Okay, I like how scowl chat. All right, you guys want to leave this whole stream watch my yeah
I get so stupid as out of you
Have fun. I got my eyes on you. I still don't support me bro. It's next you can see into my loudest thing nigga. I
Never said you could I
Never say you couldn't
Bro, what is wrong? I I never yo
Like every single night y'all pull up to my Bible says, okay study. I love that and it's good
I'm gonna pull up. Oh, you have every single night. I want a lot of every single night
I don't know the schedule for this. I'm trying to see like okay. I'm gonna try to pop in brother. That's what I'm here for
All right, so you let's let's get it right
Hey, hey, hey, hey, we all bless.
Saddle Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ is king!
Yes, okay.
Have fun. Jesus Christ is king.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
I appreciate you all.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
No, okay.
Hey, get your drink though.
Okay, nigga.
Shall we bless, bro?
We're blessing.
We are literally blessed.
You should crave.
Ladies!
Hey!
Now listen, a lot of the time,
I love your content, man.
Thank you so much.
Also our good person to talk to, I feel like you're pushing the positivity limits, alright?
So go ahead.
It's lazy, right?
Yeah.
Alright.
I can't, of course.
Silence if I throw a pitot community, you feel me?
Okay, put them in a building.
Put them in a building.
Alright, let's push the bull, you rep it.
Alright.
And the pitot thing is, oh my God!
Have fun, bro.
Have fun, man.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh my God.
Thank you, Louis.
So we are here, y'all.
So we are here, gang.
We, like, we are here.
Jack, can you say you was here?
If you was here, say I was here to you.
Ah.
Fight!
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
What?
I like that.
Take your helmet off real quick
so I can really see your face.
I got you.
Yes, I like that.
DC, DC, DC, I know you.
All right, listen, DC, okay?
I love the enthusiastic for football.
Unfortunately, we don't have it this year,
but we're gonna push for it, all right?
I'm watching you.
Have fun.
I love your application too, by the way.
It was crazy.
What?
Duke Viz picked me up.
He said, let's do a football game.
You know what's crazy?
You on Duke Viz.
I
Go swing
Hey stop, I'm not your daddy, okay? I'm gonna say and no party. No party now you know you
You're cool with the record nigga. I don't want to hear none of that
Bro, that's just a I'm not having a party. No, no, no, we know we we we're not doing that CJ 2x CJ
I'm not having a party nobody have no party. I tell each other party in your office with me
Today tonight, what that's wrong saying listen, I said hold on bitch money on the party everybody on the party
Okay
Stay at home, Raqqa, Mike, stay at home.
All y'all need to stay home.
Coco, how you feeling?
I keep catching the sprays.
All right, listen, I didn't see you pull up the Atlantic
and get in, you cried.
Go ahead and stand in that mic right here.
Is it blue tape right there?
Yeah.
All right, I didn't see you cry.
Tell me you didn't even know you accepted.
I know.
I see how committed you are.
And you didn't submit your president thing online.
I didn't, it was not fucking work.
Look, I got the shirt on and everything.
Make my own rules.
Yes.
OK.
All right, listen.
I did.
It didn't work.
You are able to now stream.
OK?
Have fun.
Do your thing.
OK.
And happy.
OK.
Thank you.
Can we get a seat?
Did you come?
Yeah, come on.
Let's do it.
One, two, three.
Happy?
Oh!
Do you see anything?
One, two, three.
There you go.
Have you seen anything suspect?
Let me know.
No.
Yeah.
And since I wasn't able to get my thing for president,
right?
If you need an assistant, if you need anything,
I got my ears to the streets.
Okay, all right, say less.
All right, let me know.
All right, say less.
I got to hear it all snitched, snitched.
I got my ears to the streets.
All right, all right, all right.
I'm a part of the Maluma man.
Okay, all right, so the next person.
Oh my God!
Oh, shit.
Ni hao ma.
I'm so, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
How do you speak, how do I say?
Ni hao ma.
Ni hao ma.
You speak Mandarin?
Mandarin.
Okay.
And Cantonese.
What does ah, Koshia show me?
Koshia show?
Yeah, Ray told me that.
Ray?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Okay, all right.
Oh.
Sorry, I had to unlock that because Jackie's in the uncle.
Okay.
Oh, it's the oh, wait.
That's my uncle.
Jackie's in your uncle?
Yeah.
What?
I get to do some good food.
Have you seen something?
Oh, shit.
Jackie's in your uncle?
I might as well go get him fast now.
So hurt.
She don't sit out good fast now.
Yeah!
Hey!
Hey!
I'm excited to see you.
Hey, W40,000 on YouTube.
You know who that is?
Goddamn!
He's exing our shit.
I don't know if I'm gonna get terminated though.
40,000 on YouTube, 30,000 on YouTube.
You know why though?
We looked at your research, you know what I'm saying?
We looked at that stuff and stuff, but you got it.
Don't worry, you got this.
32.
Thank you, thank you.
I need one of them.
Alpha 2, you heard?
Oh, I got you.
I bet.
I bet.
I'mma come, thank you, I'mma come.
Okay, split, split on that motherfucker.
Yeah.
The fuck.
Next.
How we doing?
Remind to check your name?
Remind to check your name?
Yes, it's cool, I mean cool butterfly, of course.
Cool?
Butterfly and you gotta go to ticket, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
How you feeling right now?
I feel amazing, remember I'm the girl with the camera?
Yes.
With all the chaos.
How do you feel right now that you gotta go to ticket?
I feel amazing, I feel amazing from everybody.
I'm excited to see what you got.
Social, what about home and today's my birthday?
Happy birthday, girl!
It's my birthday today!
What the hell, yeah, give me a hug!
Oh, shut it!
I'm trying to 35.
Oh, god.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
It's OK.
You got 35 years.
That's a lot, that's a lot, that's a lot.
Well, season.
Yeah, damn, 35?
She owed us a bitch!
How about the horse?
You're extremely expensive.
Yeah!
They said, I'm pushing 30 when she 35.
Bye!
That means she own this little bitch.
Be your thing girl, happy birthday.
At birthday?
I'm 29, Chad.
Y'all be saying pushing 30, so what you pushing 40?
So, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
Chakra?
Chakra, she's-
Come on!
I love you Chakra, all right.
Let's go.
Thank you.
Are you ready, Anderson?
I love what you got going on.
Thank you so much.
Listen, go crazy on campus.
Have fun and snitch, okay?
Okay, why are y'all saying,
oh, okay, so I'm gonna do the white.
I'll be safe, all right?
Thank you.
Have fun.
Oh, I am.
Chet, everybody said, oh my God,
you got a whole bunch of girls.
Chet, it's literally a even split.
Oh, also, I was trying to get Carter F.A. his visa.
I was working with him and it was able to happen.
Talk to me!
Damn, Carter, you're in the game.
Everybody in your name real quick.
Oh, nice to meet you.
What's your name?
I'm Caternado.
I really wanted to see you right here.
Thank you.
Caternado.
Caternado.
Yes, hi.
Hi.
Caternado.
Here you go.
Yes.
Have fun.
I love that outfit.
Thank you.
Yes.
I have so much school spirit.
I'm ready to learn.
OK, here you go.
Thank you so much for this opportunity.
Of course.
Don't be nervous, all right?
I'm not nervous.
I'm ready.
All right, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Hello, champ.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Look, Bob, look at that.
Good job.
Next week.
Cube Guns, I ain't gonna lie.
You know I actually really like your strings.
You do?
I love your desktops.
Say what you like.
I do.
No, you're actually really good at what you do.
I ain't gonna lie.
Shout out to Cube Guns, all right?
Thank you.
You know, originally when I came in here, I had a list of demands like as president,
but I didn't even make it to the top five.
We do something online. I tried
Okay, well, I demand a recount. How about that? We can't do that. You're going to be
Demanded recount I demand
Well, God damn
Now listen, you're able to go live here you go
And make sure you snitch on everybody and well yeah recount okay, yeah, don't forget
I'm like all right all right. Let's get to the next person
Yeah, how you feeling good
Yeah
Thank you
I let it meet Taylor Jackson in the building.
I got a gift for you.
You got a gift for me?
Yes.
Another box with a little busted up.
Yes, it's you, Nick.
It's you.
What the?
How do you know Dalmatian?
Are you posting it in your district?
Yeah, I'm wanting to Dalmatian.
Are you about to score?
Yes.
I appreciate you.
I'm so excited for you to be here.
Nice day, boys.
Here's your scene again.
Have fun, be amazing, and make sure to always snitch and let me know everything.
Can I get a photo of him? Yes, yes.
Wait, so I'm going to put it all on. Come on now.
Wow. I'm going to fix it.
He'll fix it.
Just twist it, twist it.
Okay, twist it. Alright, ready? Three, two, one.
There you go.
Come on now.
Hey listen, I'm doing the tech. I know everything.
So you good with the tic?
No, we know your game, bitch.
What you mean you good with the tic?
No.
You got all them tic niggas working for you.
Hi.
Hi.
That's Dream Doll.
No, it's Dream Doll.
Streamy Dreamy.
Oh, it's a stream doll.
How you doing, you good?
I'm good.
Hi, guys.
I'm another vibe.
Dream?
Dream.
Yeah?
What's on my apple?
Dream.
I'm sorry.
I don't expect you to be walk don't be look cuz I'm not gonna say oh
Dream Dolls.
Don't put your girls' dream dolls.
Stop playing.
I thought they weren't making it.
Oh, my God.
My first time streaming.
Go crazy.
Hey, hey, hey.
Don't put it up, man.
Oh, sorry.
Give them looks.
Fuck the books.
No, I'm joking.
Dream Dolls is in the building, y'all.
Yes.
Y'all know the pause.
Thank you, man.
Dream Dolls, you're able to stream now.
Yes, I am.
Show me you the sickest.
Show me you the sickest, man.
Talk to me.
My goodness.
Talk to me.
Hi, goodness gracious.
I ain't gonna lie, I really love what you did.
Your application and everything was so fine.
You saw it?
Yes, it was funny.
It was funny.
How was my impression of you?
Was it good?
No, it was really good.
I ain't gonna lie.
When you thought of making fun of the iron,
all this is his stuff, it was really good.
Yeah, I had to jump over.
Can I do that right now?
What?
Jump over.
You wanna jump over my desk?
Yes.
Why?
Because that's what I did for the video.
No, we gotta make sure everything is good
so you don't get expelled.
Yes, sir.
All right?
Go ahead and remind them of your screen name.
I am, I wanna send them in wrong.
I want a cinnamon roll.
Sorry, she's not able to stream.
Wait, I'm not able to stream?
No, you're now.
Now.
You see, I'm not about to say it now.
I keep saying now, and people keep thinking it's not.
But you're able to stream.
Have fun, all right?
Pleasure to meet you, D-Sat.
Yes, of course.
I won't let you down.
Be safe.
Thank you, you too.
I'm run.
Out the door, yeah.
Yes, W cinnamon roll, man.
Everybody say W cinnamon roll.
Hello.
See you later.
How you doing?
Dead, how are you?
Are you better to stream?
I'm more than ready to stream.
OK.
I'll be seeing how active you'd be.
I'll be seeing how consistent you are.
You really consistent.
You gotta show up now.
Oh, I am.
I'm gonna show you.
Snitch on everybody, okay?
I'm gonna snitch on people.
Here you go.
I already got beef for something.
You got what?
Beef.
You got what?
Beef.
Who you got beef with?
Who?
You wanna tell ya?
Yeah.
The counselor.
The counselor?
You got beef with Rage?
Hold on, you're Rage?
Why?
Just tell him, let him know.
Yeah, wanna make it chocolate?
No, just.
All right, all right, all right.
Yeah, I have amazing thank you so much for the opportunity. We're not laying down. We're going to see New York for
represent. Yeah. Thank you. I have fun. Thank you. Thank you.
Diana
Nah, yeah
Point yeah, we don't have conversations. I know I'll be on your last ball streaming
You'll be streaming, but I want you to take it to another level. I've been alright. Alright, let them know what you're twitching
I
Have an amazing time
Go crazy
Everybody
No, we don't see it right what no smoking
Okay, let's go
Hi geo
Wow, I ain't gonna lie this is one of this is w-line up everybody say w-line up
I'm excited to see how they match up with the alumni talk to me
Don't come in nervous now. Don't come in nervous
Remind everybody your name
Say it again. I'm paybay paybay is in the building. All right paybay has fun. You are not able to stream
Ready
I love you. Thank you so much. W paybay
Come here, come here, what the fuck what's happening? So it's happening. What happened?
Party
Don't get his hair snitched, man!
All right, all right, begin!
Hey, you are not allowed to do this!
All right, you are ready on the honor roll!
That ain't a big rant!
Thank you!
You ready on the honor roll? Don't be on the roll!
Shit!
W snitch!
You're coming to that!
My name is Sticky Mellow, and I'm a pretty odd fellow.
At least don't get me started!
What you want?
I ain't with the fuck!
Crazy!
Come here girl!
And I'll recover!
What did you say?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Don't call me master!
Don't call me master!
Stop my time!
Stop my time!
Okay, listen, I sent you a video.
Yes?
On stalking Jason.
On stalking Jason.
Okay, I understand!
What's that sound?
You missed me, bitch!
Jason the lover?
He says...
He reports to SUPD. He can put a restraining order on your ass. Just be cool. Be calm. Okay. Hey, if you love them cool
Real thing
I'm sorry, that's W. Amians right there. Let me go ahead. Let me go ahead. Hey. All right. Tell me your chat. Tell me your suki-melo
Yeah, suki-melo suki-melo suki-melo. Here you go. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. I like her personality
What the fuck?
She came in.
Yeah, this lineup is kind of stuck.
Sim, I am!
This lineup is stuck.
Everybody's fam's stacked.
This is a queen!
Hey, let's go watch the video.
That'll be a queen.
Let's go watch it?
I don't know.
I'm so happy to see you.
Thank you for having me.
I'm really excited.
I'm so excited.
I can't wait.
Crazy.
I'm happy to see you in.
I want you to take off all crazy with the streaming stuff.
Everybody love it.
And I ain't gonna lie.
Shout out to the family.
Queen.
I'm excited to see you.
Snitch on everybody.
No, I'm gonna be the number one snake. I can't wait. What somebody did stitch on you
Oh about what about a little slumber party going on? I don't know. I didn't I didn't
I
Repeat queen is in the building
Are you ready?
I'm super ready.
Now listen.
Yes.
I'm going to see your AI.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay, talk to me.
I just thought you thought I did that for free.
I just got a paycheck at the time.
Okay, listen, listen.
So I don't do AI.
Listen, we know AI.
So when you leave here, I just see you real artistic a lot of stuff.
Okay?
I am.
Now listen, I know how bad you want to be a streamer and stuff like that.
You're going to take a lesson because that's the last time I spoke to you.
What happened last time, Scott?
I already told you what happened.
I just had a lot going on.
Okay, now you're good.
I'm good now.
How about a baby?
I had a baby my son is good. How are you doing? He's good. He's with his mother. Okay. Shout out grandma. Shout out honey.
All right, here you go. You're able to speak that shit for them.
I'll keep the phone, do whatever you want and you'll find out who you will meet is when you get there.
All right, I'm nervous about that. I know. That's the mistake. That's good though. Everybody's scared up is good, all right?
Go crazy. Bye. Bye. Bye, guys.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
yeah what the fuck
you party every day
hey jesse hey jesse
exactly
say that shit for dis me man
ah look at his foresame
nah you dont want to do a little talk you need a little schedule
hey you dont want to do a little talking man
you say you gonna snitch your body when you do everything like that
you can't know who your roommate is when you get there
okay you go
you gotta be roommates
So you got to be amazing buddy.
I read, no I got you slow.
I think he was really amazing buddy.
Re-knocked y'all, I stopped twerking, move game.
I told you what I told you.
R-E-E-N-N-A-M-A-N-A-N-W reading building.
Clean jazz, my status, appreciate that son.
Told y'all, boy shaking ass for real.
Oh my God, it rained so fast.
I thought I was just rapping.
There's no way he's going to go to the cell right now.
I ain't no just rapping, you're my cap.
Me and my rest of you, you're my cap.
They ain't going crazy over me.
Silky got arrested already?
What the fuck?
If y'all wanna see what's going on over there,
it's on family stream.
Jason, the motherfucking weed.
It wasn't a high-end.
Are you ready?
Hey, listen, listen.
You didn't get professed, but you got student.
And that was AI, all right?
Well, guess what?
Guess what?
This ain't the last AFSU.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
All right.
All right, you know who that?
That's the wrong question.
No, it's not.
Why we can't say that?
I'm not saying it to you.
I'm excited.
That's me.
Yeah, how do you feel?
I'm excited!
Hey!
You know who did?
God did.
Oh!
Hey!
There you go, bro.
Thank you, dude.
Hey, go crazy!
I'm going to snitch.
Snitch.
Let me know.
I'm here.
I love you, bro.
Go crazy, bro.
Hey!
Jason Dewey!
He is now ready.
He's hot.
To swing.
Hey, my team.
It's my YouTube community on fire.
Hey, my YouTube community on fire.
I used to drive a U-car.
Man, that's the same outfit he wore for the auditions, man.
That nigga ain't gonna retire.
That's wrong, Mark.
Why the fuck do you have this outfit on?
Again.
Dub, Dub, Dub, Dub, Dub.
Why do you have this outfit on?
I told you already, bro.
Don't be afraid to be yourself.
Don't be afraid of what people are saying.
But you wore this outfit fifty times.
She did.
I'm doing
Was MVP
I ain't not a niggas just still in my holy drill.
How you doing, mister?
What the fuck?
What's the matter?
How you doing?
Turn around.
You want me to do a 360 for you?
I ain't spitting that niggas, man.
You want me to, I got my-
Let me see your backpack, Canal.
Oh my God.
What the fuck?
I'm just prepared for school, man.
So there's no weed in there?
Knowledge, that's all that's in there.
Promise you, there's all that's in there.
No weed.
All right, let's get this, let's get this stuff.
Canal Joseph, Canal Joseph, you're now able to stream.
Also, I'll be seeing your grind. I'll be seeing your thing. I love it. Okay. Thank you
Have you seen canel to W. Canel man? Hello motherfucking Brandon, bro. Nah
I bet you find out your roommate when you walk in there. Yes, sir. Thank you. That's all right. He's
Have someone's on that back pack tell why does he have so much zah in that backpack me
like why hello hello hello I love your energy thank you I love everything wait
wait please don't get scared I just need to make sure this is real sorry I'm not
playing this round you're so stupid okay Benji right yeah okay how are you
feeling I'm feeling great I think I'm just nervous right now hey alright let's go
You are now
Thank you so much. Thank you. Here you go. You follow your roommate when you get big. Yeah, I need to slap
Hi, my stream right now. Huh? I could sign my stream literally right now. Okay. Thank you. Have fun. Thank you
Sorry about that
Okay, I'm running brother and running little brother, right?
Roanigling brother
What's your name?
This is Shantae.
Okay.
Shantae, how you doing?
She's a teacher's assistant.
Amazing.
Listen, how you doing?
I'm good.
I'm so excited to see you.
It was a long time.
I'm sure.
Mafia time.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Tesla.
You get your stuff, okay?
Wait, where is that?
It's in the office.
Okay.
So you're able to go.
You can go out.
They say that I was rolling the car.
I was rolling the car.
I was rolling the car.
I was rolling the car.
I was rolling the car.
I was rolling the car.
I was rolling the car.
So you're able to go Google Live.
They said that was running late.
I'm glad.
Hey!
I'm glad.
He's big as you.
Yeah, you'll get it.
You'll get it.
You'll get it.
Wait, so I got to leave again?
Yeah, that's it.
Tell your Twitch.
Tell your Twitch.
Oh, oh my god.
Yes, Liz will be Twitching.
Everybody, we're about to go live with you.
And you actually stream, though.
No, I actually really do.
Exactly.
And she just started her Twitch account.
So tell Chat.
Tell Chat to follow up.
Go ahead and say it.
Tay Marie.
OK, Tay Marie, shout out to you.
Wait, what is the last part?
1-3-2-8.
One three two eight.
Period.
I'm excited for your classes.
Let me know any students who's making all of me tapping in with you every day.
Trust me I'm a snitch.
I don't get one of them packets.
No you do.
You do.
Professors are different.
Professors get to add their stuff.
Okay.
And do I get OVO shit?
That's all over enough.
No you're good.
You're good.
Just smile.
Okay, OVO shit.
Of course you get OVO shit.
I'm serious.
Yes, you get it.
Bye.
W.
W.
W.
Short time.
W.
Short time.
So is this students or just so no professors, okay
Why do you have a v-vac?
No, I had to put that shit on my head.
Yeah, you had to put, turn me up!
I had to go make my own.
You have a vet, shimmy university, collab hoodie.
You got to understand, this is unreleased.
Nobody's gonna have this shit.
We didn't make that.
What you mean? You sent this to my home.
No, the fuck I did it.
So this is not the real event.
No, you are gonna fake this.
It's hard though.
Turn me up.
Now listen, okay?
Mike who's a fucking trouble man you got me in some shit
Why I'm here why am I hearing that you throwing a party tonight to me?
I don't know what the fuck they talking about you good. No, I'm not
Why because I've been getting into it with motherfuckers. I've been taking up for you, bro
How's that my fault right there you like me?
See that motherfucker. I might smack him in his head real shit
Get some problems on this campus, bro.
It's good for you.
Yeah.
You like it?
It's good for you.
You can't get a spell for that.
I don't give a fuck.
Motherfuckers try me.
I'm telling you it's up.
All right.
Have a good day.
You can now go live.
Go live now.
Are you like this shit, though?
I ain't got a kind of heart.
Yeah, run like that.
So sick.
Get your pussy out of the big ass shoes.
You got it on the cap.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Run like a bitch, man.
I love that shit.
Next.
Yeah.
Next!
Here we go!
RISPY!
How you doing? How you feeling?
Bouncing?
I'm watching that home shot into my mom.
Listen, you been trying to do stuff for a very long time.
You see, I stayed in tune though.
Now you good.
Work and let it go pro.
RISPY!
Work and let it go pro.
Let me know the runic lines so I can go watch it.
See what the fuck you doing.
But I don't wait I'm a way to read it come. I
Gotta see really is me y'all make sure we inform that little friend can't shoot. I don't know what that was about
No, I'll be pulling
It's different like all right you are okay a professor. Yeah, your stuff is that where's this stuff?
All right, bitch. Yeah, I'm waiting for all professor stuff
Yeah, all stuff is oil. Yeah, something like that make a swag like
Have fun poody so we're gonna be shooting at huh? We're gonna be shooting. Oh, oh put on poody
Twist and twitch po you DIY. Okay. Am I second channel on YouTube? Lil LIL po you DIY. Okay?
Hey
Hey, please let you make sure you teach these kids. I am listen. I'm gonna be pink. Just watch
You got to see what happens, all right?
Get your ass out, Pudi.
Bo, Suki arrested, all right, babe.
We're going to make sure I'm going to take a note of that.
Somebody's already in custody.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Man, I'm hot.
Man, fuck.
Man!
Are you feeling, go ahead and take your smoke certifier.
Fuck!
Man, I'm hot.
Everybody, let's get him going.
I'm not having this.
You can, you can shoot him.
right here right here.
You everywhere you everywhere anything is possible.
No zero strings.
Golden ticket winner.
Golden ticket winner.
There you go.
My boy.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I'm on zero screens.
Bitch you bought a golden ticket.
Stupid bitch.
You gotta see what he got going on.
How you feelin' today, Chai?
Stupid as a bitch.
Marcus!
You are, and you have to come back to sleep.
Come through swag.
What's going on?
Nigga look like Jay Zico Jr.
He's gonna be a good debate.
When I tell you-
Yeah, man, Chai.
I'm trying to figure out how to-
Because Nigga's ain't never sparked a stream in there.
If I could break me the bass, she would be boring.
Okay, yeah.
I'm keeping the bass.
So I figured out I can cock it.
How to merge it.
The best, excuse me?
How to make it energy.
Yes.
Okay, babe.
Both, because I see you got the YouTube partner too.
You can't guarantee I'm not a king. Yes big club director. You can now stream
I'll be the other stuff your other arm is his room this stuff too
Okay, okay, it's all things work, but you can now stream now. I'm gonna keep these game
You can keep it
Okay, please you know me. I bet what's wrong? All your stuff is already ready
My bad professors and club directors have a whole different but then again harder
You're glazing!
Fuck, he's gonna go debate. Some pussy.
Y'all are glazing.
They say he's a debater.
What the fuck about me?
Glaze me!
I can put you in my hot club.
What's up?
You watching a good shit?
Oh, oh, man.
Fuck, you're mine now.
That's the big deal.
Go on that flirtation shit ass.
I'm just taking my time.
I can pull.
I understand.
Chat.
Do whatever you want.
I understand.
I'm glad to have you.
I'm excited to have you here.
Here you go.
Find Jeremiah.
You are not able to stream, have fun, do whatever you want.
I appreciate your help.
You got your roommate when you get to your room.
You got me.
Can you tell me real quick?
A good one?
I got a good one.
You gonna see.
You gonna see.
Good one.
All right, bro.
Love.
Love, chat.
Yeah, they're great for you. Get out!
I know how full of that Andy is, I'm gonna be showin' a lot.
Deep light, new! Deep light, new! Deep light, new!
This way better than the way I see it.
See, you see, you see what I'm saying?
He was damning this shit way better than the last shit.
I told y'all, the niggas that ain't there,
Yeah, this time I was the prototype.
But I'm glad you don't like presented.
Yes, and you know we're explaining to sports.
So just make sure everybody's fit.
Make sure everybody do their PE.
And just by last year, you'll come in,
let me know who's doing bad, I'm gonna get it fixed.
Okay, but first and foremost,
it's not really about,
it's really about you enforcing attendance.
I know you said on stage, the nigga actually doing.
Okay, so push attendance.
Like, not only push attendance, push, what's the word?
Come on now.
No, show up showing up. No
Participation huh participation. Yes. Okay. Yeah
Yes, and participation
We'll get you a good grade would do that. Yes. Okay bet. Um, you ain't gonna be partying like that, right?
I ain't gonna catch you in the hallway
All right, but we like you here at SC and we'll talk about you know after this year we might know raise your pay a little bit
There's no classes today
Today's moving in process tomorrow though class. I'm off. Yeah, you are for the day. I'm on for the day
We all the students say what's up get your know on but it's not mandatory
It's not
I'm
Okay. Oh Zach's got that CT now. No, they do they do I get large sweet tea with extra. I
Know they got all they got everything chicken tenders everything. Oh
Oh, bitch that's not I get a bitch that's not dip the tone torch. Okay. I'm gonna try it out
I don't let me know anything. Hey, what's on the shit? Oh, yeah
You know they got black ops to it just drops. So we gotta play that
You gonna get best rich moments this semester?
Best rich moments?
Yeah, we don't like good old times from you.
Like, what do you mean, like me and you?
No, like you.
No, they ask for me and you to have best rich moments.
That's for me and you?
Yeah, so like you have to take all this shit off.
Hey, look, you can take all this shit off.
Hey, man.
I'm gonna talk to you, bro.
I'll ask you out, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Best of you, bro.
Bro, there you go.
W Duke chat.
Duke is not able to go off.
I know he's doing YouTube too.
You can go live, you can do YouTube and everything, y'all.
Check, if you guys have a king crown, let's see your name.
You are able to sub up for free.
Braden, what are you playing?
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Are you ready to stream?
What the fuck is this nigga doing man?
Oh you guys got rebels?
Fuck you guys got rebels?
Let me join that ed-
Paws!
Hold on, let me join that ed-
Yo yo yo yo yo, hi hi hi
Yo yo yo, kaa
Talk to me!
I'll be honest, the whole reason why I'm here right now
Talk to me!
Is cause you know what I'm saying?
Duh talk to shit!
Oh, you try to raise this and that?
Duh talk to shit!
This is my intention
Well, let me hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up bitches. I'm supposed to weed. I gotta go see what up
Highland ball sketch on everybody
Let me open up a new tab. I gotta go see what dog talking about man
Not quite like dub here look like my balls
Yeah, who was that she's a nice
They gotta be better
Ha
Oh
I'm gonna say to everybody. I'm back. Thank you. There's gonna be parties. A lot of stitches this year. I hope you have a big snitch. I'll be the biggest snitch.
Let me refresh. Next!
Let me refresh.
Now runny-chill egg?
He got to shake back.
Come on in. Come on in. Kaya's the next. Oh, this is a next.
I'm lagging.
I'll fix that. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not lagging.
Oh, you got yourself ready.
Oh
Damn I shouldn't have clicked off now. I'm like
Yeah, what are you doing? This is my twin sister by the way check my blood sister. I said lagging
I'm lagging. What are you gonna be doing? So I'm gonna be having a cooking class. Yeah, um and oh
fuck
I
Got it's a net it's in the building chat. She is in is me or cut oh this building
Thank you
I always see your support in my back.
You made it my boy.
Are you ready?
I got something.
What you got?
My man heard I was getting in here.
Yeah.
He's saying something.
Where you going?
What is this?
Open that up.
I know this guy.
You can get right with the technique.
You can try to get it right.
Who's phone?
Who's the phone?
Read the signature on the bottom.
Wrong way!
That's not bad, right?
Oh, give me a...
Wrong way!
Sign this!
That's for you.
You took mine out.
This one's for me.
That one's for you.
Repress.
Hey, you know I'm going to do that.
It's up to you.
I saw that.
Here you go.
I appreciate you.
Is that an album cover?
It might be.
Okay, hold on.
Here you go.
Have fun.
Appreciate you.
That's a raw wave.
Raw wave watching.
That's a raw wave, bro.
Not genuinely.
Cindy.
Cindy, I'm so happy you are back, Cindy.
I'm so happy you are back.
Right, not even half as happy as I am.
I am ecstatic to be here.
Thank you so, yeah, you make me feel like Hogwarts.
You know what I'm saying?
You make it for Cindy.
I love you so much.
Thank you so much.
You're able to do whatever you want.
Yes, you have your, they'll give you your room number,
everything you can answer.
Fantastic.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for having me back.
I will.
I'm so happy, so thrilled.
Let's go, Cindy.
Let's go, Cindy.
Yes.
Cindy, Cindy, y'all.
W, Cindy, y'all.
Don't tell Cindy.
W Cindy, bro.
W Cindy.
D to NAP!
Shotgun!
Hi, sir.
Nice to meet you, sir.
How you doing?
Good, how are you?
What time is it?
What time?
Is that originally?
It's like a Choc-O-Clock.
Choc-O-Clock?
I do Choc-O-Clock.
I have a Choc-O-Clock pretty for you, sir.
Oh my God, thank you so much.
Appreciate it, love of keeping.
Thank you for this opportunity.
Thank you for the gift, bro.
Yes, sir.
I appreciate you.
Are you ready to go crazy?
ready to get some luck in, ready to meet new people,
collaborations, I'm ready to shock the world.
All right, come on, I heard your story, man.
Yes, sir.
I heard your story, go crazy.
Yes, sir, thank you.
You go, be safe, all right, you're not able to stream,
do whatever you want.
Yes, do you want a snack?
All right, let's see what you got.
Now, motherfuckers, hold on, man.
Gummies, I got, let's see what you got, you want a snack.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What are your favorites?
Hey, God bless, all right?
See you again.
All right, bro, see you.
Shackle clock, I like that.
I like that. No crazy.
See you, Shaq.
Bye, bro.
Shaq, see you guys.
Shaq on clock.
Shaq on clock.
Good monkey, now.
Professor of the Year!
Mr. Senat!
Damn!
I told Duke.
What did he say?
I told Duke, I said, yo, Duke.
I might raise your pray grade.
Okay.
Guess what?
What did he say?
I was lying.
Okay.
I like you.
Okay.
you okay okay I like you know why cuz when people watch your class with this
in person online you have the best info bro I see I really loved it and um you
are not able to stream do whatever you want here is oh um come soon you know
maybe after this semester come on like how would you get me right now it's like
you know it's low right okay all right we don't do some but hey I'm gonna give
a pencil here. Okay. Yeah. Take that. Take that hand and a pen here. Okay. Have fun.
All right. Thank you. No passes today. Move in. Oh, by the way, Duke is on a pool party right now.
Okay. Duke on a pool party right now. Oh my gosh. He's a professor. Pool party today.
Oh
Thank you, bro, I appreciate it dude like I'm trying to be in my life fitness
You know, you know, yes, seven a.m. The gym is open to work on now. I'll be there, bro
I'm gonna be the best classmate best student and speaking of best classmate bro
Like a good classmate ever does that
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Is it mine?
Is I'm lagging or he lagging?
If I'm lagging or they lagging?
Yeah.
Oh, it's okay.
Okay.
I'm excited.
You gotta be a good neighbor.
I can do anything from your classmate.
I'm excited.
Everything's insured, everything's taken care of here.
Hey, you know who this bitch.
What you doing with your money?
Shut up.
All right, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can stream.
Go get it right now.
Take it, take it.
I'm late.
Oh my God.
I'm late.
I ain't ready for this year again.
I am ready for that.
I am so ready for this year.
This guy's not mine.
My daughter's counselor.
Come on.
Hey, I think they handed you your stuff already schedule stuff. They have not where's that after the right after this because your professor
Okay, yes, so
You want a guidance got me some guidance? I'm gonna get a lot ten years
Yeah, I already know you know the game. Yeah, you know what it is. Hey
You like
Can't get mad
Listen no color
I miss you
Listen
Even if they come to me about the hud's I gotta give him help
You have two classes though
Yeah, you have two full classes in the schedule, okay
So you're gonna be good right?
I don't have to say no child with no stinky-eyed kid, right?
I don't know. It's college.
I learned college.
It's college.
Let me reverse.
No, it's not the last year of SU.
You're right.
So, I'm gonna see, let me see what you got, John.
You're right.
Alright.
I ain't gonna let you down.
I ain't gonna let the people down.
Are you gonna dance sometime?
Yeah, they lagging, Chad.
I think they shit lagging.
I got a computer set up for my office.
Oh, God.
You can now go live, go live now, go live!
He can now go live, I repeat, rage, your rage gaming is not able to go live.
is not able to go live.
Oh my.
Guys, they're here!
Oh my God, my mic.
Oh my God.
Don't ask the fucking me.
You and your sister is amazing, bro.
I have a present for you.
What you got for me?
Hold on.
My mic kind of fell off, but it's okay.
It's okay, you can hold it.
Oh, I'm gonna put it on.
We'll sit here.
Okay.
My back, my back, my back.
God damn it.
Is this mine?
Give me a sec.
All right, okay.
Oh my God.
This.
We got three people that can do,
I can do backflips at SU.
Okay, this is straight from China.
From China.
Oh my God, let me see it.
Oh my God.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
I'm about to expel you.
You brought a weapon on campus.
It's fake.
It's fake.
Oh.
Look.
Oh.
Okay, okay, okay.
Hey, no, I really appreciate this, bro.
Generally, but and I gotta go to China, bro.
I really want to go to the tour.
Yes.
Do you live there or no?
I do live.
Okay, by go China is it is it me back?
Decided
Edison you're not able to go live go crazy. I will see you all I can't be the entire week. Okay, crazy
I would pitch okay, I know you and Ray made a short film okay, so
Me and you rush our for
for me and you rush out of for so fuck Ray break into I can you know so who
be jacket in I can be jacket or how about I train Ray no it's not
rush hour it's no we should do global pursuit tool I made a film we have our
own storyline I'm so down back for you oh my god oh listen did my sister tell
That's my cousin or cousin my uncle that you change your uncle. Yes, and then do you watch Friday kid the one with Janice Smith?
Yes, I was the agent you beat up Janice Smith. No, you wasn't that was me
You was not beating up him. No, you wasn't that know you wasn't that's not you search it up the one they get the final battle
Yes, we say this a look rams. All right. Hi. Listen. Go stream. Okay. Okay. You can't waste any time
Okay, I'm so happy that you're here, bro. Thank you. Go crazy. All right. I'll catch you guys
Oh my god chat W's in the chat, bro
You know I ate that meat mountain right yes, but let me know don't know cuz I'm God if you don't remember and you
Made me eat it. I'm gonna be finished larry's yes cuz you made me eat it for extra points
See ya.
Okay.
Yo, how do I resign Brooke,
cause that ass, I'm over it.
No, no, it's okay, listen.
I believe in you.
All right?
Teach these students, right?
I will.
Teach them.
I actually have like a real lesson to teach.
Okay.
And I brought a detention book.
That's why you're gonna be snitching.
Oh, I'm a snitch.
Come on, come on.
So I sent this to you at Eddie Martin's.
Kyle, I would never drink.
Oh.
I would never smoke.
Oh my God.
And I'm snitching on him.
I'm not gonna lie.
Oh my God, cool.
I'm snitching on him.
Fuck off.
See me out there cutting up too.
Okay, CB. Yeah. Yeah, go ahead and write them up
Go live go crazy go crazy
W Senate in the chat y'all
W Senate in the chat, bro
I'm watching your stream another day.
You said I look like a blobfish.
I did?
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't get the amnesia.
You said I look like a blobfish.
You know what you look like?
Me?
You know what you look like?
What?
An uneducated kangaroo.
Nigga, fuck you, nigga.
Fuck you.
You owe me the first thing I put my hands on.
Cutting out in here niggaz. I don't give a fuck. I won't. I won't.
Cutting out in here. Get off me. Get off me. Get off me. Get off me. Get off me. Get off me. Listen. Suburb.
I actually fucking hate you. I despise you.
But guess what? You made it. Now listen.
All this time you put the work you deserve out of a lot of people you definitely deserved it.
I don't deserve it. I deserve it. You feel me? Should I already know?
Oh!
I don't put in the work, nigga.
Oh, my back. My back.
Okay, my back.
Hey!
Okay, bruh, okay, hey!
Go ahead, yeah.
Go live, you're able to go live, bruh.
Give me this shit.
Okay, damn, all right.
Niggas gon' get up with you guys.
Niggas gon' get, that's a threat.
I'll catch you without cutting shit,
gon' get real money.
Niggas gon' get up with you guys,
promise me, I ain't got nothing to say.
You see that, Niggas?
Damn, fuck you.
We are-
Fuck this shit.
Talk your shit, plus.
BATTERY!
Hi, you little bitch, man.
Oh my God!
I can't believe I'm here.
Are you all right?
What?
Is it hard?
Yes.
It's okay, it's me, it's me.
Right, right, I ain't lying.
Hello?
Hi.
Listen.
Yes.
I know.
Also, I have stand-up font if I flash you.
Stand right here?
Oh, right here, yes.
Yes.
So listen.
Yes.
I know you the last minute, drive pick.
Okay, yeah, can we talk?
Okay, yeah.
First of all, I don't even know why you didn't
go out your way to, like, I don't know why you were scared
that you wasn't gonna be able to come.
I'm shy.
Okay, it's the IRL streaming.
It's like, I have control issues.
That's why I prefer to drive the car
And I feel like when you're around a lot of people
that are IRL streaming, you're not driving the car,
you're like in a bomb and you're about to-
Oh, okay.
But no, it's different because I changed my perspective.
I got FOMO and I was like, I should have applied
and then you called me?
And I called you!
You called me and was like-
Yes.
Yes?
I'll be there?
I'm so happy that you are here.
You don't even understand.
You are a professor.
Yes, I'm a professor.
So guy, you teach.
I got to teach.
You've been in this world.
We've got this super fresh.
Oh my God!
Yeah, 11 years.
Oh my God, amazing.
All my secrets. I'm so excited for you. Valkyrie, tell me what you both, what you told your name, what you shebe that.
Okay, hello, I am Valkyrie. I've been shimming on Twitch and YouTube for 11 years.
Yeah, I'm teaching brand elevation beyond streaming because I feel like I've done a lot of things past streaming and I feel like I can teach
students how to maintain a successful career
beyond the streams. Yeah, if we have one more thing. You're gonna snitch on everybody, then do the same back.
I will! Let's go!
I'm excited!
I'm excited. Okay, you can go stream now.
No string, no string!
I will! Maybe not today!
Time!
Have fun!
Have fun!
I'm so excited, bro.
Talk to me. Come on in!
Come on in! I love your
I love your personality. I love everything.
You're gonna go crazy, right? Yes, I'm gonna go crazy.
I bet. Come on.
We'll tell them where you can find you. Where can they find you?
Yes, I was touring. I was touring.
Just just yeah, I'm I was sorry. I was sorry. Yeah, I'm so excited for you. Yes, but oh for the ladies
I am I'm gonna learn. I'm gonna make sure shake. I bet. Yeah, I'm from Ohio. I live in Ohio and the guy now
They said I owe back at home. Okay. They did I heard it
Hey, laser later. I said laser laser
All right chat stitching already
I'm excited for you to be here. I'm excited that you're excited that you're here. This is maybe one of the best weeks of my life.
Really? Yeah, I got to engage like two weeks ago. Congratulations. But now it's two years. It's like it might be. Oh my God.
I see you got your W, W, congratulations on everything.
Okay, love it.
You are a professor.
Okay?
Did they tell you outside that you have the stuff outside?
Yeah.
So you can now stream,
but provide your schedule professors
and club activities are different.
So y'all will get your stuff right now.
And you have your own room, I think.
That's totally good.
I've been working on it.
All right, you can stream right now, boy.
All right, what are you teaching again?
How to get lucky.
How to get, ooh.
All right, all right.
I see you on campus.
So crazy.
Is that mine?
It's okay. Be safe. Appreciate you. Oh my God. Loewe is in the building, chat. Loewe is in the building.
Loewe is in the building. Yep, chat. Please be me. Everything. Stitch on everybody.
Hi. How you feeling? Don't be shy now.
What? I'm nervous. No, don't be nervous. Come on. Come on.
Tell the people who you are, what's your name?
Um, my name is Vanessa Kell, and I sing alone.
Oh, do you hear something?
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22.
Everything will be alright if I can't pay my fucking dues.
I'm sorry, that's shit for Disney.
Yeah.
Oh.
You gonna be going to that studio?
Yeah, I'd love to.
Okay, I don't know about you, but I really love SU.
Everything will be alright, and I can't bear my fuckin' dance!
Fuck, monster.
Yeah.
What do you want to say?
Um, I just wanted to know, like, why did you choose me?
I told you a little while, because you're different.
You're energy.
You're not shy to be yourself.
You're style.
You're personality.
Yeah.
Fuck you.
Everything's gonna be okay!
I got my eyes on you.
It's not alright!
Later
She got some Disney chair on this year this line up is stacked bro small creators a big good
It's a
That my god
Yeah, I listen your professor. I expect you
Here yeah, you gonna be you ain't gonna be nothing crazy, right? No, no, no, no, no, I'm here
She's so real special.
10 AM.
All right, all right, say less.
All right, there's no classes today,
so you can move in, you can go and stuff like that.
I believe you have your own room, because you're a professor.
OK.
And go crazy.
You guys got PS5s on campus?
Try to be a two going, maybe?
No, that is not on campus.
I'm sorry, that ain't coming out of the package.
I could get it.
Yes, you can play it.
All right, say less.
All right, all right, all right.
I'm going to catch you.
He said, go stream right now.
Go spark that stream.
Say less.
Oh my god, this is going to be so fun to see everybody clash.
Talk to me, come on in, you are Canadian, right?
I am Canadian!
Representative Canada, where can they watch you?
Where can they see you?
Oh, it's Sarah Farooja.
Okay, Sarah.
On everything.
Yeah, thank you so much for having me.
Are you ready?
I'm so ready.
Okay.
And I apologize for swearing when I like, when you text me, I was just like really excited.
Don't apologize.
You're good, have fun.
Thank you.
You're amazing.
Thank you.
Put on.
It's in the building you can now go live.
I appreciate it.
Okay you follow your roommate when you get there.
Thank you.
Can I ask you?
Ah, me, me, me, me, me.
I'm not against the rules.
Okay.
If you want a date, go with you.
A little speed date?
Go with the whatever you want.
I'm not bro.
Go get her niggas.
Go ahead.
You said you trying to go through them.
All right.
Well, so nice to meet you.
Yeah, I'm not against you.
You want to get through them.
I'm not against you.
You say that.
Come to you.
You said something wrong with me.
Me, me, me, me, me.
They, y'all.
She ain't trying to learn anything.
Now you do know, now you do know, right?
Trying to get through the mansion.
Oh my God!
I love you!
I love you!
What you want?
You are special. You want to know why you are special?
Yeah, why?
You were in the shoes of your small creators last year.
I was.
And now you're here.
Check, from fact, when we shot the film, I didn't tell you.
No, you surprised me.
Y'all never thought she was not going to come back.
No.
And we have a yearly award dedicated after you.
Yeah.
All right?
Does she have a stuff?
You have your stuff at your, they're
going to give you all your stuff because you are a club
director.
Yeah.
All right?
So we're going to be expecting, I'm going to lift this here.
No, I'm so excited.
All right.
OK, but don't play with me now, because you know,
I'm going to be the best in-club director that you got.
You know what I'm saying?
Not for real.
You know, if you get what I am saying.
No, I mean, I get what you are saying.
Are you going to make us another anthem or no?
Ooh, you know T-Painz said he got that.
I mean.
But you know, I'm not going to have to hop on that.
I'm not going to lie.
OK, let me know because your anthem is playing.
You can now go live.
Go, Paine.
OK, see you.
Bye, everybody.
Bye, Yana.
See you later, twin.
Later, twin.
And snitch on everybody.
No, I'm a snitch bitch.
All right.
Go ahead and snitch.
Love you, Yana, man.
Yana is now live.
Yeah, I believe or just Yana
You hear
See bitch you ain't got nigga you ain't walk through the dean office nigga. I ain't seen you
Let me see
I
See you I see you got you got a green screen to
Ready say this shit fucked up. I know I know I know
You is not there nigga you is not there
You might enjoy the watch party sit back and relax
And you know, wait, why am I cooling with you?
Why am I talking to that nigga? He's got a reason to help.
There's nothing off-campus on him.
No.
We kick it a little, bust over, have a little fun.
No!
You were the reason everybody went out last time.
I'm being cool with this nigga.
You looking good and everyone up.
This is, this is, this is, this is.
That's Nick, right?
This is the official facility.
I love how you say you're going to evolve with the girls too.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
I forgot about up for a second.
I'll just bring this shit, man.
And I'll just push that shit.
This is us the right way.
Can I say one thing?
What?
I see a little mess on your story.
Bring that ass.
Just the party guys throwing the parties.
I want to be laughing and giggling.
I want to find the money.
I want to be back to the university.
The students here, all the pledgers
are going to come together and do that.
I like that.
I like that right there.
All right, maybe, listen, if you keep doing good,
and you do that, maybe, I'll let you throw a party.
Maybe, just maybe.
I didn't ate.
Yes!
I said maybe.
Quick hug.
All right.
Come on, come on.
So good to see you.
You got it.
I'm going to prove you right.
All right, I'm coming back next year.
All right, you like this stuff?
They're going to give you this stuff
because you're a club director, so this stuff
I'm not here currently.
But go crazy, you can go live.
Go crazy right now.
2026, 2026, 2026.
2026 in the building.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
We're back.
We're back.
The hell, who?
What am I seeing outside my window right now?
Chris and N'Valte is cleaning right now.
What the hell?
Hey.
Crystal!
Hey.
How you feeling?
Um.
By the way, you look a little nervous.
You're nervous, right?
Yeah, I know, I know.
I'm being nervous a little bit.
Hey, I'm so happy that you're here.
Thank you.
You are wonderful president too.
I don't know if it was on shoulder or any, but check it.
It's already at, I don't know.
2KG, appreciate that, Dima J, 3K, appreciate this.
Don't worry about it, have fun.
Okay.
Go crazy, all right?
Here is your stuff, Crystal, you are not able to go live.
Where were you, where were you streaming at right now?
Where you gonna stream?
Wait, I'm able to go live?
Yes, you can go live.
Oh, I thought you said you're not.
No, okay, that's the third person that said that.
I'm gonna stop saying that.
Go live right now.
Okay, okay, thank you so much.
Okay, yes, of course.
Go crazy, Crystal.
Okay, bye.
Bye.
W Crystal, back to the back of the earth, me.
All right.
W Crystal, man, W Crystal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you ready?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, all right, stop, stop, okay, okay, sit down, sit down.
Okay.
I'm loving the outfits right now.
Thank you, thank you.
What do you have?
Wait, wait, wait.
We asked you to come see Chris Webber.
Somebody's gonna be standing right here.
Yup.
What do you think?
What do you think?
Where's the fucking pillows?
You know what I'm saying?
He don't want to take his dog serious?
Where is he?
I don't know.
Oh, I'm gonna put it on my uniform.
I'm gonna clock in.
I'm gonna clock in.
I'll be right back.
I got this.
I got this.
Also, oh, you were about to talk about this?
Yeah, why do you have my, why do you have to do this?
this this journal yeah okay this journal will be used to write the names of people that
continues with this right you like this is under the cover we're gonna write names
nope
like we're stretching on them like we got pooties
like pooties we gotta got a dub wallon
all these literans double literans
I ain't walkin' here good boy
don't have to take a believe that shit like he has some literally shit in the toilet
And he caught us for toilet and it's so, so much shit everywhere.
What are you gonna do when you come to jail?
I got one, I got one.
So, well he's away, right?
Yeah, in his little class and shit.
I'm gonna use all the keys I got, right?
I'm gonna go in this room, right?
I'm gonna pull my motherfucking pants down my fucking self.
Where are my motherfucking ankles?
That means, draw, go in.
Oh, shit, look at this, right in shit.
Boom, rub your ass in.
Boom, rub my ass all over the floor.
Shit on that motherfucking, boom, boom, boom.
Now where you gonna sneak?
Then I say, I go to Dean's and that, tell his ass, like,
Oh boy, this nigga is crazy.
He did the step time, he did it, did it, did it, did it.
So then he said, yo, he maybe don't need to be
at Truman University, more like Truman is saying the silence.
Get the nigga out of here, all right?
So yeah, are we cool?
You are the janitor, you have to clean, not.
What's the paint rate?
Like, what's the, if y'all do good, man.
Okay.
I might, I don't know, I don't feel like.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
What have y'all seen so far?
Oh, a whole bunch of shit that people,
I mean, look, we already marked the floor.
Oh, and here and everything?
Oh, okay, you know what I'm saying.
Oh!
All right, all right, all right.
Yes!
You good?
$1 for you and $1 for you.
Hey, I cleaned a little, I cleaned two of those, right?
Okay, let's go give you, oh, so 50 cents per joint.
Here you go, $1.
Hey, keep that, hey, keep doing good
and as you keep climbing, we gon' keep getting you paid.
Okay, all right, have a nice day, y'all.
W. Devonte and Chris and I'm a fine fellow.
Thank you for watching.
Get the fuck out of my office.
Here, stop, don't shit in nobody's shit.
All right?
I will they have that button clean. Don't slack. I'm gonna really pay out. Maybe pay on some subs
here.
Thank you, Dean.
Give me my job.
When I need it, yes, I'm only doing it.
I'll give my job back.
Okay.
I'm only doing it.
I'll give my job back.
Alright.
Christmas, next door, in the Voya's Max, can now stream.
door and the vantages man can now show y'all.
Mr. Meep!
Oh!
There are my seven ass niggas at Spend that money back!
Jordan!
Yeah!
I think she's going to be crazy.
I just feel like people, you know, you do so much for people and people don't ever do
anything for you.
So this is, you know, how about we get it?
I hope in it?
Absolutely, hopefully.
And also here's the back.
Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan.
Is this on the up?
That you can take care of.
Is this all right?
I have to remind you where you came from, Kai.
Jordan, why don't you give me a ride?
Because I have to remind you where you came from.
You get him money now.
The man died and died, kids!
She already loved him and died!
We made it out.
You can pick him up.
You know, be careful, animal.
Oh!
Why are you not giving me a ride?
That's what you done!
Get that little shit for you!
OK, you don't know what I want you to do.
All right, make this your step.
OK?
I don't want this.
No, no, no, no, no.
This is for you.
This is only for you.
It got your name written.
Oh, look at him.
This pick up your fucking razor.
Be back, be back, be back.
And this is what?
This is the fault for him to say I lie.
keep my baby alive. We're gonna call him Darnail.
I'm like, why does a V here? I ain't mad with you.
What the fuck?
What they gonna name him? Let Darnail die and bang!
You're not able to go live.
Bitch, pick up your fucking rent.
Do whatever you want.
What the hell is it?
They gonna be there by the night?
I can feel it.
Somebody, you throwing like a slumber party or some shit. That's like...
Me?
Oh, no, no. I don't need a slumber party.
Who said that?
I don't know. Somebody said something like this.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Somebody said that, okay?
But um, that's what I heard. I say the rule somebody just bought him a pet rat
Have a nice day. I will see you on the campus
Drake well Drake
So
His attention
Why does she get me a right though like what am I supposed I say suburb
I mean somebody just gifted him a new pet ran named little Darnia
means if that bitch tonight
I will see for this now. I am I even got a
That's T right there. I love that. Yeah, I like that. Okay. All right, Mark out
Have fun go crazy talk to the step out there for all your stuff
put on remember half-time show basketball game yes sir as you might be
down as you might be up we need to get the crowd go get the ladies going energy
okay energy no I cheer for eight years I just haven't tumbled in three or four
Oh
Yes, I'm gonna make you proud. All right be safe. Yeah, Mark. Tell ya he is ready Mark. Tell is ready. Yeah
Yeah, nigga, I'm back home. First of all, okay
I want I'm a kid. No
Somebody stole my iPhone 17
No, in real life, I'm not I'm not
I'm not clip on. Oh somebody that is no in real life you my keep on my phone and I keep on my phone
Well, somebody in this on escapist has my phone and I want my phone
No, thanks. Yeah, but it's not that it's yes. No, no, no, thanks. Okay. No, thanks. Okay. Wait, what do you mean?
This is the color of you. Okay, this ain't could have been a record. I'm a boy. I don't need a lot to convince you of that's could have been love season 2. I need you to get it right
Why, why, why, did you smoke?
Do you have, do you have, do you have,
do you have, you smell like a lot of weed?
Not a few, what happened was, I was vaping a little bit,
but you know, one of the, what?
Cosme.
One of the people got weed, on the campus.
Who?
They got weed, and they got,
they got, they got, they got, they got, they got weed.
They got weed, and they got, they got, they got weed.
So it's Dane.
You're gonna have to give me a couple subs,
if you want that, you need some motherfuckers,
now give me all the fuckers.
I'm straight up out of here.
I'm not going to lie to you about the time I got bullied in school, no, it was the jocks
the fraternities and they believe you now, no, but I just get a PCSD no, come down,
come down, come down, come down.
Okay, you are good.
You can build everything you want.
You're a professor.
You cannot panic right now.
People need to learn from you.
No, but it's like-
You're club director.
Okay, okay.
If they do something or talk shit about me,
you know I have to retaliate, right?
How are you gonna retaliate?
You know I know how to retaliate.
How?
No robot?
No flamethrower?
Hey, no automatic beds moving around?
There's no way, there's no way.
You did not give me for this to not do any of that.
When I did that-
No explosions!
No, I have to.
There's no proto without that.
And who better to test it on
and the fraternity and the basketball team.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, all right.
Get your niggler ass out of here.
The niggler, get out.
Yeah, I've got you with the niggler and Batman too.
You know what?
Fuck you, Kyle.
All right, my bad.
I quit.
Okay.
No, no, quit.
Let me read this.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
It takes long.
Get out!
Get out of my phone!
Were your phone really lost?
It's not real.
I'm not playing with you.
I'm dead ass city as well.
Wait.
I'm gonna make a public service announcement.
Okay, I'm gonna make a public service announcement.
It is on you that you look,
how the fuck can you lose your phone?
Keep it in your fucking pocket.
I got my other phone in my pocket.
I'm gonna make a public service announcement to find it.
What kind of phone is it?
iPhone 17 Silver.
iPhone 17 Silver.
And go talk to Phantom.
Go talk to Phantom too.
Phantom could put out a search for it.
But go to the auto service,
try to send to them, okay?
But you can go make content now, okay?
iPhone Silver.
All right, bro.
Come on in! Come on in!
I'm really, I'm great. Oh my God.
Hi, I'm Kaylee.
No, let me nervous. I'm a little bit nervous.
Kaylee, talk to me, tell me where they can find you.
Hashtag World Kaylee, W-R-L-D-K-A-I-E-K-E-L-E.
World Kaylee is in the building. Kaylee, you are not able to make content.
Go crazy, go stream, have fun.
Can you go have fun? Okay. Bye. Hi. Okay. Sorry. I'll wait. No, I'll leave now. Okay. Bye. Bye. I'll see you. I'll see you at like sometime
Yeah, yeah, my friends. Okay. Yeah, okay. Bye. Bye. Sorry. Okay. Bye. Okay
Okay.
No!
No!
No!
No!
I love my stepe!
Oh!
Jack, oh wait, you must be...
I'm alone in my theater, right?
It's all right, fuck it, dig it in!
Dig it in!
Wait, it's right in my cell right now!
I'm so nervous!
Wait, I'm so sorry.
You said that I recorded off of a microwave?
Is he late?
Yes, because you're done now.
Sorry, I should have went again.
Okay.
Let me see if this is delayed, yeah.
He sees in everything.
Do I talk into this?
No, you know, it's in your microphone.
It's in your microphone.
Okay?
All right, listen, Lottie, I don't know what to do.
Listen, I am so excited to see what you're going to bring to the table.
Girl, I'm going to break it all.
All right, make sure you don't do anything bad on campus, OK?
Don't do nothing bad on campus.
All right?
You good?
Where can they find you, Lottie?
Tell them.
Tell everybody.
You can find me at Lanai Lighthouse.
Oh, frickin' dude.
Oh, did I say your name wrong?
Did I say your name wrong?
You are.
Why are you not correcting me?
I'm just so.
Lanai.
Lenai Liza.
Okay, first.
All right, Lenai Chat.
Her name is Lenai.
Not Lonnie.
It is Lenai.
Can you tell them to spam W's, please?
Yes, everybody spam W, Lenai, okay?
Her stuff is Lenai, Elisa.
Yes.
All right, it is Lenai, Elisa.
I don't know what she's doing behind me right now,
but I believe that she's going to be a great student
for 2026.
Okay, here you go.
No, yeah.
Just leave it, just leave it.
Yeah, here, here, here.
Okay, just, I know.
Oh, you all right, shout out to you.
Yeah, all right, you say.
I'm sorry, don't worry.
Okay, I got you, don't worry.
Okay, okay, okay.
Come here.
Okay, okay.
You're like my brother, same height, same same color.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, why is he here?
No, no, get the fuck out.
Okay.
Why does he hug into my armpit
and I'm not the same height as her?
I'm way taller.
Hi talk to me come on in
How do people your name when I don't see you at everything um hi my name is Alyssa. I'm super excited Alyssa
Alyssa I love your you've been doing it for a minute now. Yeah for a while
How long like like two years well actually I did my first dream when I was doing among us Wow
Hi, I go for you. It was pretty good. Well, how long have you been making content in general? Oh, like five years?
Exactly. It's been a minute. I've been seeing your stuff. Really? Here you go. Oh my gosh
Thank you so much. You can now go stream make every content you want do whatever the hell you want except throwing a
a party.
Yeah!
Yes, yes, yes!
I'm so freaking excited!
Okay, bye, bye, bye, bye, Senat.
Dean Senat!
Bye, Dean Senat, ready?
Yes.
Yes.
Is she walking in slow motion?
Okay, bye.
Did he just walk in slow motion?
I did.
Do you wanna see it again?
No, get the hell out.
Okay, I'm going.
Yay!
This is just walking slow motion game. Is she just order farm?
Caixin asked for her card!
Come on in how you doing?
Hello Caixin asked, hello!
Tell them where you can find you
Where they can find me?
Summy?
Summy!
S-U-H-M-M-I-E yes sir!
Summy I am so excited to have you on this card.
Thank you my friend, come on.
Summy we believe that you can go be anything.
Yes sir!
Summy, here you go
This is all your stuff
You find out your roommate when you get here you can keep this phone you can go live right now
Trying to get
Ba-ba!
President!
In-person application winner!
I'm trying to get him naked, man!
I'm class president.
Okay, listen. Remind everybody when you can find you at what's your name?
Okay, cool as shawty. I'm on Twitch. I'm on TikTok. Abnaya on Instagram.
Right. Exactly.
Listen, you know the reason you're here? Because you showed up.
Really?
You put that time in LA.
First person in line!
First person in line and you are now here, and I'm now here
I gave you you know, it's not a rat right? It's not a rat
You know how you fed me cuz I haven't eaten
Hi, where's the food no
Wait hold on this shit kind of ass
Let me try this one.
Yeah, I'm just trying to ask.
Show me, show me.
Because you gave me a chocolate.
I hope that's good.
Is it good?
No, I don't do that.
Let me just ask him.
Yeah, let me know.
I like eating bananas, fruit.
Okay, okay.
Okay, thank you, thank you.
Here you go.
Here's your stuff. You are not able to go live.
Take this
Have a nice day. Thank you
BB and
With my back
So to me
Okay, I'm gonna give you a question. Okay. I see your application
what's my name? Hold on. Okay. I know you have a weird obsession with sleep bands.
Maybe. You may have to remind me of your name. Layla Simone. Layla Simone. Why do you have a
This is the official currency of streamroom university. Sleep bands. Yes, 25, you know,
you could have skipped the cafeteria line. 50, they get their own flip with Kai.
You okay? I'm not mad at you enforcing that rule. Okay. You just gotta everybody to follow you.
Yes, can you help me?
Alright, hand it over to Paul.
Oh, this is my own?
Alright, let me see if you want to see it.
Fuck the band!
Ahhhh!
Stop this shit!
You are not able to go live, you are not able to have fun,
and you are not able to go crazy.
Layla? Simone? Listen, it's up to you.
I ain't telling you a lie!
Hey, Ray, this is about to walk in that big floor, so maybe...
Oh, with the three bands?
Okay, I'll make it up.
Okay, just for you, I'll make that an official announcement.
Silly Benz, okay?
Since you love Silly Benz so much.
Thank you, thank you.
You need a Silly Benz sponsor.
That's what I'm saying, man.
What the hell?
They was in your comments today.
I'm like, I know y'all seen me.
All right, go crazy.
Play with someone.
Have fun, all right, Laila?
Thank you, girl.
I'm back for you, all right.
Yeah, what is, okay, I ain't gonna lie,
I'm scared of this rat, bro.
It's an actual live rat in here.
Oh my God, where's the rat?
Oh my gosh, where the fuck is the rat?
Oh, it's right here.
Oh my gosh, I actually got scared.
It was in the corner.
I might be able to feed it.
Give me some food.
My boy!
Easy!
Hey, listen, listen, listen, come on in.
Come on, I know you've been waiting this for,
since last year.
Last year, yeah.
You gonna go crazy.
Hey, you already know, look, look, look,
I want you to know this.
I ain't got no straps.
Perp, amazing.
I ain't got no racks.
Fire.
I got everything you need for a bad bitch.
I'm gonna be that.
So I just want you to know, I applied to be a professor.
So I don't know if you got me in the classes
that I wanna be on, but I wanna be in the cheerleading squad.
You will find out on the app.
Okay.
It's based off of analytics and what you can best for,
but I think you won't kill anything.
Bro, I'm a girls girl.
You can't put me with the cheerleaders.
All right, easy.
Come on, put me in it.
You got any advice?
Advice?
Give me some.
Nothing here is guaranteed.
Okay.
But it's your time.
You've been in it for a minute.
And I'm pretty sure you're really good.
So you gotta go crazy.
I think you should, like,
my biggest advice probably go crazy 24-7.
Okay.
There you go.
I got some for you.
What do you got for me?
What do you got for me?
It ain't no rat.
It ain't no rat and ain't no strap.
It ain't no rat and no strap.
We keep some good stuff in here.
Okay, let me see.
Let me see.
Let me give this.
What that is?
Wait, hold on.
What that is?
Hold on.
They come in with these basic ass gifts, game.
Hold on.
Where the cameras?
Like, can you see right?
Okay, congratulations, oh my god
You just earned your name
Who just chained in a chain of days? Oh my and it's actually like nice. Put that shit on twin
Oh my god, put that little look put that shit on spin that. Oh spin that. Oh my god
Spin that shit spin that shit spin that innocent innocent
Have fun. You find out who your roommate is when you get there. All right. Go crazy. All right easy. Go crazy now
You go crazy D. I don't know. I don't know. I'm right now. I'm right twin. Spin that shit. I
This is I got it. That's it. Appreciate it. W gift chat. I don't like W gifts. So they sit off
W gift
Another bad gift down the rack, but why would Jordan give me this rat?
They don't know that
This pick up your fucking right. I just love puzzles. I'm sorry
Sorry to have you wait for so long.
They brought me to the front of the library.
Hey, I'm going to find you in that library.
You going to find your puzzles?
Yes.
You're going to puzzle with me?
How are you so good for it?
I started puzzling.
Shoot, as far back as I can remember,
like I remember being five and already doing puzzles.
Oh, like this whole, like I look coming in here
and sit down and talk to you in puzzle two, all right?
OK.
All right, so I go like you, you are amazing, all right?
Go crazy.
You are not able to go live.
They probably gonna give you your stuff because you are.
I hope that little red turn over.
How much do you need?
You know.
Library's all yours.
So I can make a new song.
There might be some kids that don't know that and, babe.
Pick up your fucking red.
But that's it.
That's it.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Turn it on, champ.
Yes, of course.
I just love fucking y'all.
I gotta take one of these cars.
Take, take, take, take a picture.
Yeah, take, take, take whatever you want.
What else we got?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, whatever you, a flyer right here.
Okay, yeah, here we go.
All right, thank you, Kyle.
Bye.
Show me you the sick.
W, Chad.
We're going to get it done there.
Hard to take.
W's, bro.
W's, y'all.
W's, y'all.
But tie your hair.
Hi.
How you doing?
Are you ready?
Remind everybody in there.
Remind everybody your name.
Blazion Beauty Alexis.
Blazion Beauty Alexis is here.
With a green heart.
OK, with a green heart.
Ladies and Beauty Elections, all right.
It is time for you to stay right here with the blue tape,
is that?
Oh, yeah.
It is time for you to go crazy, all right.
Make sure when I hear this, you can go live,
you can make all the content you want.
Okay.
You can have a good time, okay?
And show me who to say it.
You let me know anybody who decided to throw anything.
Oh, yeah.
You ain't gonna do that.
I'm on that.
You ain't gonna do that.
Not on me.
All right, there you go.
Thank you, guys.
Ladies and Beauty Elections, y'all.
Tune in.
Tune in.
It's my first couple of Twitch streams, y'all.
Let's go, have fun.
Thank you.
Oh, pull not push better one Middle East. Oh, but there you go. There you go
Blazing beauty of Lexus I play in defense. I'm not playing defense game. What are you?
I'm not even playing. Well, how am I playing defense? The Dean cannot mingle with no student. Oh, yeah, come on, bro
What what are y'all talking about?
What are you guys talking about, bro?
Billzo, hang on.
Fuck Billzo, man.
Billzo.
How the fuck you know what I'm talking about?
Billzo.
Stop spoiling the movie!
Yo, cut some nut!
Billzo, you're not even...
Are you sure you're 17?
Red Bull, it give me wings.
You're not 13 or 12.
No, I'm 17.
Okay.
All right.
Here you go, Billzo.
All right, here you go
That represents you see if you can have 17-year-olds here, all right
It's just like a fucking bozo. Okay. Here you go. All right, you can now stream go
Go grinding it. You keep that phone. You find out who you're
Hey, take a pencil. No, don't take anything with my dad's take a pencil. No, no, move. Get out
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, give me my keys
Get out
out. Let Bill, let Bill, you're fucking short. And your breast is fixed.
That is a deal as soon as he got on phone.
Whoever he is, they're gonna get tortured. Yo, can we take
can we do a background check on Bill's? Oh, I don't think he's
saying that they're gonna close. Oh, yo, can we do it back?
Bill,
I
Have you here
Be here
Listen, we need an anthem listen, bro. You're gonna show me the rest of the anthem. Can I get on the basketball team though?
Please bro, you will find out what your stuff is so I can't do two clubs just one
No, you gotta do one but look we're gonna see what that is. Well, look though next I
I want you to go crazy. Okay, and I got you. I got you. But I mean you're gonna
do this to the students available at all times. I got you. So I need you to go
baby. You need me to jump on that motherfucker. Let me know. Huh?
Leave it. It's college. You don't want to stream Haliton. Oh five star. I'm done
smoking now. I'm doing I'm doing I'm doing. Oh, oh five star. I'm done smoking.
No smoking. If I catch you smoking. Max don't smoke. I don't know what we did.
Check, chill, bro.
And snitch, snitch on everybody.
If you need me on the track, let me know too.
You charge for that?
What?
Snitch it.
Do I charge?
You charge.
You want to pay you to snitch?
Ha ha ha ha.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Suck it out, we.
Suck it out, we.
Lacey's fat.
Keep going.
Let it go.
We.
Jason, I kind of like.
Lacey's fat?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, Jason.
Oh, another thing.
I've been hearing some rumors.
Don't tell me you made me roommates with Wardrobe.
We got to see.
You were crazy next.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Listen listen listen you have to go see who you raise. I don't know where to fucking hit those roommates. Okay. Here you go
The backpack appreciate that my clap. Let me know if you need me
Is it that he's
Yes!
Hey, listen, I'm so good with a happy hearing with a laugh.
When I told you that way, we're expanding into sports, we need somebody to build around.
So listen, you are that guy.
No fucking way.
I don't want to see what you got, okay?
And I'm expecting you to be really good, alright? Here we go. Marlon.
Oh my god.
Here's your stuff, you can keep all of this.
Appreciate it.
No, no, no.
Oh, that's my fault, that's my fault.
I know, I know, I know.
I thought I was going through.
By the way, I'm out of my, actually.
Yo, listen, you guys don't do that.
Give me that, give me that, give me it, give me it.
Just ask me, just say it, just say it,
all right, just say it.
Can I say something, can I say something?
Just say, oh this rain, you can do your shit,
oh my God, it's raining!
Oh, you can ask me, do it!
I'm not gonna, bro, listen, I'm broad,
yo, I'm a grown ass man, you talk about magging and shit.
Sit your ass down, you a D-nav.
Okay, I'm back, I'm back.
Listen listen listen listen. Come on. Just say I out my people. Please
Are you out my me bro?
How you doing?
How you doing?
Hey hey hey
Quiet now
Yep
I'm out
Alright
Alright
You said you're sure you're going to push me down
You said you're going to push me down
Don't shoot right now my son
They can't hold that ball
A little door nail died and bang
Pick up your fucking rat
I'm telling y'all right now that rat
That the girl got you
How you doing dude
What is on your shirt?
A koala there?
I'm ready to put in the room.
I look like a little youth, so I made sure I wore it today.
So you call me a monkey?
No, no, no, no.
Now, here, hit him, hit him.
I said I was never doing this.
I don't want to let this stuff just run out.
You should have the frope.
Go crazy, go stream.
All right.
Hey, good seeing you, man.
Good seeing you.
All right, go crazy.
Let me finish it in the hand of the future valentine, 2026.
Okay.
Feel me?
Okay, why, babe?
Why, babe?
Come on, let's go.
I'm just shooting with a fucking taste.
Canell has alcohol, bro.
I'm hearing so much stuff right now.
Man, I know these niggas.
They got like booted up like that. Oh my god, you're drenched. Yo, that's not some people in. Oh
Scott hey
You're watch everything
Tech
You make me nervous. I'm not nervous. You're not nervous
Be soaking wet. I didn't graduate
I'm playing okay
Man, what's going on?
I'm a cheerleader.
That's what I fight for.
Here you go, brother.
You going to see what you're going to see?
More than AP, I don't know.
All right, you see it, brother.
Thanks, man.
Oh my god, he's tripped out.
You fuck with the outfit?
I do.
I'm going to put him on your door later.
OK?
Can I have that chain when I come over to your door later?
I got it now?
Yeah.
This is real?
You can't say that.
Do whatever you want.
It's real, though.
It's real, though.
I know.
Hold it down for me.
I'm going to come get it later.
OK, yeah.
I was going to say it's real cool.
I'll be safe.
I'll be safe.
I'll be safe.
All right.
Wait.
One more thing really quick.
What?
The drinking incident.
Yeah.
None of this is happening.
If I catch you doing it, it's your act.
Oh, so it's a rehab string?
Yes.
Is there an AA meeting?
You will come to my office if I catch you doing that.
Listen, I don't smoke or drink, but if you smell it, it wasn't me.
Okay, thank you so much.
Love your outfit, man.
Love you too, man.
Love you, bro.
W sketch, y'all.
I don't know why W sketch.
Dummy!
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!
You got the basketball in your hand?
You're up here after.
Let me see that in my fucking room.
All right, okay.
I like this.
Hey, listen.
We gon' find out if you're on the basketball team or not.
We gon' see, we gon' see.
Okay, but why wouldn't I be though?
We gon' see!
I'm gon' say it like.
Dummy!
Why wouldn't I be?
You are an athlete.
We need to start playing basketball.
Come on, you can have this right here. That's bro. That was crazy
Video and you can keep this phone. So here you go. Yes
Come on now. It's s2 game be safe. Yeah, where they can find you. Tell them. Hey, baby. Find me on twitch. I mean live
I mean
DMI
How many eyes?
D-A-M-I-I
I bet dummy me man. I love y'all. I'm gonna scare you with crazy. Hey, let's do it. All right, bro
W dummy, I ain't gonna lie.
W dummy.
What's the predictions on the unknown people?
I feel bad.
Not really the unknown, but the ones.
We all think I'm going crazy, bro.
Stop waiting, Lord, please.
Please let us stop waiting, Lord. Please, please.
Oh my God.
K, C, 3.
Look at this nigga.
Yo, I'm so sorry for the rain, bro.
I'm sorry, you know
I think a lot of people go crazy
You like sports and shit?
Yeah, so you should play football
Okay, I bet, I bet, so no
I need to be on that basketball team
We're building around athletes
We're going to see where you land in
But we're building around athletes
Okay
Alright, alright, let me go crazy, alright?
Here's your stuff
Here's your streaming phone, you can keep it
Your schedule, everything's in here
roommate, everything
Alright, you're going to be good on this campus, right?
Okay, look
If she looks, she took
Ahh
You're going to play a massive defense
Damn!
Damn!
You're on office!
Oh yeah, office.
KD.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
KD with dogs.
Alright, King.
Alright, King.
Be safe, gang.
They can say, if she looks, she took.
I think if she looks, she took.
Come on in.
What you finna be doing?
Me on all our hoes, is it?
Oh, that's shit.
I was saying...
Okay.
Talk to me, where can I find you?
Where can I find you?
Don't worry, Ollie, all the platforms, listen man, I'm coming in hard, I'm still on the
ball.
You feel me?
Alright, listen, listen, listen.
Here you go, you're going to shoot right now, you're scheduled, don't lose your schedule,
no schedule, everything is on there, don't want to get red protected from the rain,
have fun, go crazy.
Listen, the 10-Band, so you're starting today?
You found it?
I ain't finding it yet, but it's starting today.
It's lunch right now, I mean it's dinner right now, it is out somewhere.
Okay, I need that.
Niggas don't find it!
Alright, alright, Tom.
Alright!
Alright!
Dude, that's the, I ain't a lot.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Mm-hmm.
Come on, let's go.
Hey, everybody, this been on Darnail K.
Come on, Bobbi, it ain't good, though.
Hey, that's dude, but...
I
Yeah, let me make myself comfortable shit now listen no, please we should back home before you almost expelled you
Shoot back home. Hey, that's dude. That was a suburb
Sleeping in the auditorium. They're gonna sleep in class, right?
I can't lose when I win you.
Hey, how you doing?
Fuck it, I was just saying, I know you're going to be on all the hunts.
Hey, listen.
Yeah, I mean, Rico investigation is super amazing.
Rico is solid for women.
I think he was picking the list.
But boy, I even got chosen.
You're next.
I said KC3 did it for me.
Here, Bob.
I said, well, I said, here you go.
I need your help I need your help with what one second one second. What's that? I got you
What do you need my help it? I need this boy you face on look look look I needed this moment
Who are you face on the right way? I've been waiting to do this
Look at what I'm with look what that is
You said why I'm calling you with card
I just wanted to let you know
I just want you to see I'm up now
Keep in front of me for two years
Who she thinks she is? Tyler? Fuck her out of here
There you go, gang
Hey, listen
Hey, wait
What's the time of joke?
That's my schedule
What's the time of joke about?
I love you.
Yo, what was the time of joke, man?
Go stream, go stream, go stream.
Go stream, man.
Oh, you know what, one more thing.
What?
You remember when you picked me,
it was a little glare.
Yeah, I was gonna say, you signed out.
No, over Ava.
So maybe they need to see my name somewhere.
Say it, say it, say it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Well, I do have social anxiety,
so I was really scared and you helped me
get out of my comfort zone,
and I had one goal in my own stream.
I just, I just wanted to hit 10,000 subs.
I've never done that before.
Get the fuck out, Rafael.
Rafael, so long.
I ain't letting you try to sympathize with that.
The Freeload.
So poor saying.
I spent 10,000 subs.
Fucking dork.
You think we can just, okay.
I am the Lorax, partying of the forest.
And I say, let it grow, let it grow.
I'm at streamers university and I don't see a single tree
What's up, okay?
Okay, how you doing juicy Jacob everywhere, right?
You're good. Here you go. You can now stream and have a lot of fucking fun
What a crowd!
Oh, you got the carpet!
Over me?
Yeah.
Come on, mate!
Hey, listen, go crazy.
I'm happy to see you.
I think I can't man that.
I am the Lord!
You are not from university.
We possibly dressed up like a damn clown.
Look at that.
What's that?
Later! It's later!
No, we can't okay, okay, I'm sorry we're gonna make sure it happened
Your mic is on your feet your mic. Yeah, okay, bye
Is this Gormie a quake?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not.
Shut down.
No, no, no, it's not.
Damn it.
Damn it.
All right, fuck.
Man, what the fuck?
Fuck, yeah.
I ain't gonna lie, chat.
I ain't gonna lie.
The list all around for this year is actually so crazy.
No copies.
I'm gonna really, really, really go biscuit.
What the fuck?
You gotta say that.
I'm gonna make it, buddy.
You want to say something?
Everything.
Yo, my bad, bro.
Hey, hey, come on.
But they beat all dick me dick me
Yeah, I'm taking a shit over I'm telling you bruh not on content. Oh, we're from where you from
He was at the camp jet what so flock over in a party. Yep. Yep. He's saying post in a flyer
Okay, Flaco and guess what what my way here like my maximum in the Walmart. Tell me why he asked me
Where to buy a gel blaster I was better by a job. Oh my fucking god
Oh my god, I was buying gel blasters and in fact when Max asked me where to get one
I told him he said ten gift to tell me the location. I saw he saw a job like masses
Well, I got one too, and then he asked all you know what? Oh, yeah, I see you last of my office tomorrow. Get the fuck out my office
Okay, would you actually take care of it though? Um, yeah
No, no, no, no, no, listen, listen, listen, wait, there's two mouse seen ads. Don't let it out though. Oh god
Say oh god, you know, you want a little bit out of it? They take care of it, but let the people know. No, no
People right though
Yeah, I'm not even gonna risk that yeah, you know Maya would not like that yeah Maya Maya wouldn't like that
Yeah, we're gonna keep chance. Should we keep this up as our pet fuck it
I'll put a cat a pet cam and everything.
How you feeling, man?
Little Garnel.
Sorry, bro.
Daddy, baby.
Let everybody know where they can find you.
Straight to the bank.
Straight to the bank.
I'm the golden ticket winner.
How you feeling today?
I'm feeling good, bro.
I was just on wet and everything, bro.
I'm the first Indian university, bro.
I'm so sorry, bro.
I'm so sorry for all the rain.
You know, I, hey, listen, I told the Lord, stop,
let us not rain.
I think it's slowing down now.
I'm a sinner now.
Still in that bitch, man.
Thanks, man.
Have fun, bro.
If you need a mental health therapist,
you know, for stream university,
like, you know, contact your rage, you know,
you know, I can help you out with that.
All right, tell your rage is get connected with him.
All right, thanks man.
All right, bro.
I'll look at it later.
I promise, I'll say it.
I'll help you out.
I'll see you to the bank.
I love you too, man.
See you, man.
Have a nigga buy a snake.
Let him meet Lil' Darnil.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Lil' Darnil.
Yeah, yeah, talk to me. Are you ready? Yes, I'm ready. Are you ready, my boy? Of course I'm ready. I bet. Here you go. Where can they find you?
Mondo millions on everywhere. Don't eat the hot chip. Do it later. Yeah, I don't want to see you dying and moving in. I was ready to.
What is the weird obsession with hot chips? I don't know. Okay, here you go. Thank you. Thank you for coming and eat a hot chip.
you. The crowd going wrong crazy. The crowd going wrong crazy. They won't run.
They won't run.
Dean Sinai, Tim, an absolute honor.
You want to know why I love you on Escape It Right Now?
Why, sir?
I know you're gonna help everybody do they think I will I'm gonna help as many people as possible
I'm gonna be the most helpful person on campus. Okay. Let's get it right. I think you're right. Thank you very much
It's all good. I was actually handing out umbrellas. Hey, that was me
Hey, you know that is that's some bad that's some bad or your activity there. I am gonna be valley decor
All right. All right. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Thank you very much. Thank you for opportunities
I love you, Kimbo, he's gonna be so helpful.
Mac, hating bad, you fuckin' right.
Jack, Kim is going to be so helpful, bro.
Yeah, yeah, get your dancing at,
yeah, get your Louisiana ass in here.
Oh, oh yeah!
G-Chain, oh fuck, I got extra on the singer.
Pow, pow, Reggie!
You already know how I'm coming,
but I ain't gonna lie, first off, I'll do respect.
So do that thing you did.
You fucked up for having me standing in a long gas line
with a numerous amount of people
that's trying to go to an amazing school
that you set up so a lot of streamers could grow
their craft and perfect it in an amazing amount of time.
Second off, I got a message from Funny Mike,
not me, Funny Mike, man.
Fuck the nigga school, nigga gonna pick a lit, hold up.
You like that?
Yeah, message from Mike.
Fuck the nigga school,
and the nigga gonna be picking up lit Darnail up nicks.
Fuck the nigga school,
and the nigga gonna pick up lit Darnail, man.
I don't know, that's his word.
The tough money my guy says, suck my dick, fuck him.
Oh damn when it come to me.
That's when I tell them.
Yeah.
I said suck my dick.
What do you make one of these niggas suck my dick?
Here are the lyrics.
Fuck them.
Fuck them.
Damn.
Fuck them.
I just told them.
Yeah, come on.
What you did?
Hey, I appreciate you coming to the shooting university in 2016.
Fuck them.
I know you've been a lot of students to make sure that they are happy and they are doing
the right thing as students because you are a student as well.
So here you go.
Sir.
You are able to go live, kid.
Thank you.
good
Affiliated, let's throw that down. All right
All right, you can't see it's gonna come out now everybody gang affiliate
If you go into crazy detentions of bad thing you don't want to be there. I don't want to be a bum sound like do you get a
One and like you do some better. Yes. Yes. Yes. No, no, I'm gonna call you my office. Don't be doing that baggy
Get the fuck out. You know
Yeah, right?
Turn me up, Rich!
Fuck the Negro, man!
Chow, we looking y'all good?
Welcome!
We're expanding into sports.
Turn me up!
What's that bitch, Rich?
Steph Curry.
We want everybody good.
Can you make that happen?
I got a question for you.
Do you really want me to train them, train them, or take it easy on them?
No, like, train them.
I need to win. We need to win. Okay. You know what homecoming is. I need to win that drills.
You got an hour and a half. Hey, somebody clip up.
You think you say I'll do coke? Somebody clip when old girl brought him in the red.
No, I understand it now. Let's get it.
And me saying they going to be picking him up. Let go. Let go in the back.
Let go in the back.
I need a clip to merge all that together.
Don't do that.
How y'all feelin'? How y'all feelin'? How y'all feelin'?
Oh.
It's so up right now, don't they okay?
They don't smoke the weed. What? How?
How?
Nia!
Listen, it was too much out there. You know that?
It's raining. And I probably smell like cow nuts. It's too much going on outside.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I told God to stop rain. I told him.
So why he ain't listening?
He's throwing it down though. Like I was looking right there.
He's not.
Oh, he's going higher?
It's getting worse.
Say it!
You know what?
But you know what? I appreciate that.
You're with the only-
I'm here.
You're with me.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Alright, so let's go ahead and get on with it.
Come on.
Neal.
Yep.
You're going now. I'm going to go live. Do whatever you want. I was talking to you once.
Okay.
Here you go. You ain't going to be doing no bullshit, right?
Um, what? Say it again.
You ain't gonna be doing no bullshit, right?
No.
Okay.
Absolutely.
Okay.
I came here to be focused.
Uh-huh.
Keep the little first, most important,
the foundation.
And you said to take what, to be in detention.
What happened next after that?
In detention, if you do an overly crazy stuff,
like it's cool, all right.
Here and there, I might call you as my office.
But if you had to go past the office,
Okay.
You could shut everything down
and you might be in there for a few hours.
I got a question.
I just appreciate that, sir.
You got toilet paper.
Why?
I'm not thinking shit.
No, for real.
For real.
Go to your room. Go to your room.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm gonna get my, I just, you got,
there's a lot of stuff in his bed too.
Yeah, yeah, all right.
Thank you for your internet.
I appreciate you a lot.
Um, how, okay.
She gotta take a shit.
Why, why did, well every year it, it rains, y'all.
Every year it rains. I don't know why.
Fuck you!
Okay. Fuck you!
Fuck your dead hamster!
Fuck the dead.
I make a case.
Leave my shit.
I'm waiting in the fucking rain!
No! No!
I was speaking for the people!
There was like...
15 fucking people!
Okay, what do you know about fucking shit?!
Hold on, wait! Wait wait wait!
Look what I just told my Guchi! Look!
Get Ron in!
We're calling it! He's not here, bro!
You're not safe!
Okay!
You're not fucking nobody, bro!
Get him! You're not fucking nobody, bro!
Okay! Okay!
Give me my shit!
Okay, I'm sorry. Here, here!
Okay, I'm sorry.
Ron, I'm done. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay, here you go.
I'm sorry.
Alright.
Until everybody asks this-
I'm bad.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Oh, okay.
The whole time?
Yeah, what a dog.
Hey, you better fucking raise me too.
Grace, not happening, buddy.
What the hell?
What is wrong with Ron?
I actually don't know.
How you doing?
I'm so sorry for everything to be raining on you.
It's not your fault, but I am pretty soaked.
OK, I'm so sorry.
Not anybody, but your socials are,
to make sure that you can explain what to find you.
I'm looking there?
Everywhere.
Okay, I'm Aisha Sophie, everyone.
Okay, Aisha Sophie, I'm so sorry for the rain.
I'm so sorry.
It's okay, it's not your fault.
No worries.
Here you go.
Thank you so much.
Aisha, have a great time.
I have a question.
Yes.
A couple questions.
What?
Are you gay or straight?
I'm straight.
You're straight?
Yes.
Do you think everyone else would think that?
Yes, people would think I'm straight.
Yes, no one would think I'm gay.
Okay, I'm gonna take a picture of you.
Okay.
Thanks so much.
Hey, I have an anthem, I need to show you later.
Okay, yes, yeah, I'll make sure I come by.
Amazing
Hey, it was a Spanish
Baby you got something in you know
She ruined the joke yeah
You see ruin the joke
Turn me up. Come on.
I go, right? I go. I'm so sorry.
I go. KC three. Yes.
Yes. You knew for a whole year that I was coming.
Yes. Where'd I go to take you that?
Oh, you want the actual golden ticket?
You want everything I love. You said that through mafia.
I'm three. You said you were making a stand.
We'll make it. We'll make it. We'll make it. We'll make it.
Okay. I appreciate it.
Here you go. I'm so happy to see you. I've been going crazy.
Thank you.
You know everybody
I know everybody and I will get to learn with y'all
I'm gonna see you alright?
Alright Dean I wanna do support
Aiko!
Aiko!
I'm sorry I didn't mean to yell
Yay!
That means I get a pass if I bring my DJ board out or something
You can bring your DJ board out
Okay say let's say let's say let's
Thank you so much, appreciate you
W60,000 viewers chat
Check be patient be patient. We're trying to get everybody in chat. I promise you it
But we should let people like can we let as much people in?
I'm so sorry
Dripping down it
Thank you
I can see outside of it trying to let everybody in this hospital bro like genuinely
Asian and appreciate the fire gifted, huh?
Yes, yeah, I
I
Gotta let some people in the building
Building building please so they are not getting wet
Please let people in the building so they're not getting wet
Come on, bro. Please. Please. I'm so sorry. I feel so bad, bro. I
I
Feel so bad chat. I feel so I'm actually trying chat. We're trying we are trying
I'm sorry for the rain
I'm telling them right now, I'm telling them right now, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, let me see you right now.
Show me who you see!
It's sharking a lot on campus.
What's sharking me?
Sharking, because I already got my eyes on a few people, I'm just trying to see.
Is sharking illegal?
Is it allowed on campus?
Is it illegal?
Is it illegal?
I'm asking, is it illegal?
No.
So what the fuck are you doing?
I'm trying to make sure that you can talk to whoever you want.
All right, my books first, right?
Book school first.
Books less.
55.
Oh, get out right now?
Yes, get out.
Hey!
I'm good at 10.
That is nice.
That is a good outfit.
And it got wet.
Thank you.
Show me how to take it.
Yeah.
Nice seeing you, though.
All right.
All right, Maya.
Damn.
I feel bad, bro.
Sarah Safari.
Hello.
Sarah Safari hello are you ready? I'm sure I so listen I didn't explain it in
the auditorium but the gym is open at 7 a.m. I know you love the gym
I'll be a gentleman for real and it is a she need a seat trainer so if you want
to get you punk I'll let you point some shit down that's how you do it here you go
include niggas schedule here's everything for you you're so excited
She's like, she's sitting for the show.
W Sarah.
Skuff good as a bitch.
W Sarah.
I mean it.
Shit.
I think the rain is flowing now, though.
I think the rain is flowing now.
Yo.
How you doing?
How you doing?
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
Hi.
OK.
I wanted to bring your present because I'm so thankful.
What that is?
OK.
This is a hoodie.
And so I said, this is for my brand.
I literally, I looked your size up.
You do so much for this.
I've been getting gifts all day.
I'm here to rep my female athletes.
I play softball.
So I'm joined to be the cheer team.
So hopefully I'm going to be the spotter.
I can do some flips now.
You do it like a backflip?
Yeah.
Let me see some.
OK, do not break your neck.
I'm not.
I'm not.
All right, if you don't want to do it till you have a skirt on,
don't do it.
I mean.
OK, go.
I mean, up to you.
OK, wait.
Please don't hurt yourself.
Oh my god
I'm repping Memphis okay, I'm from Memphis. Oh, yeah
Wait, I gotta say something
We were all side I heard fireworks like crack this before the rain happened but I
Crackers I heard them fire crackers like going off. I heard music
Okay, and then her screams this before the rain started her hurt some parties
He told me before he's printing out flyers, and he's giving him out. He's still good. He's still gonna give him out
So I don't know. I got you so much
My mind everybody on name I'm Tatum Biddic Tatum and Tatum Biddic Tatum Biddic because you said
Take a minute.
All right, take a minute.
Also, I'm going to TV.
I'm going to TV.
Hey, people do call me up.
People call me up.
I'm going to TV.
Okay.
I bet.
All right.
Hey, share your days, too.
Share your days with the students.
Bye-bye.
Everybody say, team, team.
Now you HD appreciate the fact I get you.
Yo, come on.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, cut it.
TV.
Oh, tell them let some people in.
Tell them let some students, like, in the lobby, they getting soaked out there, bro.
People outside him bro, that's not that's not I'm so sorry
I'm sorry everybody. I'm so excited. Here you go
Show me you the same everybody everybody. Yes, I find you what type of way they could find you
It's your name stream name. Oh, okay. I'm a zombie
You find me on Twitch, TikTok, Twitter, everything.
For most of Twitch, I'm a streamer.
And do you remember me from my song?
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You got all your roommate is so excited. Go stream. You are good. I can go straight. Yes, I love this stream
Okay, go to him right now
Okay, okay. Bye. Have fun. I'm gonna see you later. Okay
What can I call you a zombie?
You gonna pay Johnny?
All right, thank you.
Fully chasing that?
All right.
All right, zombie.
Zombie.
I'm not.
Yes, sir, sir, yes!
How you doing?
I'm doing good.
I want to say I apologize, sending that blue mark right there.
I apologize for having you standing in the rain.
I'm so sorry.
I did not know.
I didn't know about that.
I'm so sorry.
Can I tell you a couple of bonus I got to pick with you?
One is my birthday.
It's my fucking birthday!
Second birthday?
It's my fucking birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay.
What is my fucking birthday?
No, what the fuck, you keep calling me J-Mommy, yo.
Oh, what is that?
How I pronounce it?
J-Mommy, zero.
J-Mommy, zero.
Zero.
Oh, okay.
J-Mommy, zero.
Yes!
I'm gonna go with J.
J is fine, yeah, that's fine, yeah, J is fine.
All right, J, all right, J, all right.
Yes, give me the phone.
Jazmarr, J-Mommy, zero.
Zero, yes.
J-A-Y-M-O-M-M-Y, zero.
Yes.
Here you go, go stream, have fun,
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You gonna make up for this my birthday outfit like um, we might say you Zach's me CEO
See your room tonight. Yeah, show me
But everybody
Come on game. That's why I ain't come yet
What's up jada bunny jada bunny jada bunny jada bunny jada right here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. I love that
Thank you. Let me tell them right there. Yeah, I'm so sorry for no, it's okay
That's what I brought an umbrella. I can't prepare like that the weather
Maybe the same work, huh? No, I didn't bring anything. Okay. There's another skater on the campus
I know you like to skateboard. I'm gonna try to see if I can get some skateboards in here, okay?
All right, Jada buddy, Jada, where you gonna be at?
Where am I gonna be at? Yeah, where you gonna be shooting me to make a cut to that? In my room. No, where? Like, socials. Oh, you too. You too. You too!
There's a camera. See, everywhere. You too. You too! You too! Jada bunny. J-A-I-D-A-B-U-N-N-I.
Jada bunny, here you go. Have fun. I'm gonna see you today, all right? Yes. See you later. Thank you. All right, Jada. Bye.
W. Jada in the building.
I'm so sorry for having to stay in the rain.
I'm so sorry.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm so grateful for the opportunity.
And I just wanted to let you know I'm super excited to make friends.
I'm kind of nervous.
Are you going to be good?
But yeah, I'm going to part.
I'm not going to part.
But what?
Not the party.
There's no party tonight.
There is no party.
But what though?
Oh, but there was like two people in line actually.
They said that they were going to like,
they were gonna like, put, pin something on me.
They said that they were gonna pin
that I was selling guns.
Who, who?
I think it was named Guapo.
Guapo.
And then Raw Dog Moon.
They said that they're gonna pin
the fact that I was selling guns and I was selling,
and I'm gonna sell water balloons.
The Raw Dog Moon.
But I'm not gonna sell any guns or.
So you should be on the honor roll this year.
All right, best, 2026, all right, come on.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Let me get you good, body, here, here,
go scream go.
I tell you the time.
Bye.
Bye.
That'll be it by the way.
Money so nice.
What next one?
OK.
Come on in.
I'm so sorry for having you be in the rain.
I apologize.
It's OK.
It's all right.
OK.
I'll hop in here.
Bye.
Tell everybody where they can find you.
I'm now going to score 0-4.
Now I'm going to score 0-4.
Hey, they ain't here by that side.
I can't wait to support them.
Back door.
Jadie, appreciate that so much.
You gotta end it, split on that motherfucker!
I better be on the chair, team.
Why am I doing splits today?
Someone else did that?
Yeah.
Like two other people.
Have fun though, alright?
Thank you.
Bye.
She's split on that motherfucker.
Yo!
Lacey getting bullied by Suburban.
RBZ, you ain't that, you ain't that, you ain't that.
You deserve to be here.
I know that pretty good.
You are an impressive application winner.
I am.
I see your reaction.
You asleep?
I was.
And you woke up.
I'm here for class, though.
How you feeling now, though?
I'm feeling great, real structured.
I'm loving this.
Let me get you a strong suit.
I also have something for you.
Strong suit.
Hold on, up.
This item changed my life.
I'm structured.
I appreciate that
Because it got Zach's these
And I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm up to no good. I'm warning you right now
now. Thank you, thank you. Yeah, up to no good. Up to no good.
This is gonna be a long, bro. This is going to be a long semester
chat.
This is going to be a really, really long semester game.
Like actually, I'm not even gonna lie.
Chai, this is gonna be a, boy Chai,
this is gonna be a crazy campus this week.
Hi, Kyle.
How you doing?
Hi.
I'm fine, I'm here, let them come in.
I am.
I'm telling everybody where they can find you at.
What the fuck, how mean by Lacey,
actually who gonna do it?
You already seen it?
Where's the camera?
Everywhere, just say it out loud, they don't know.
Hey, yeah, keep cosmic.
I'm from Brooklyn, New York.
Brooklyn, New York.
I want a model, I want a model, I can sing.
Let me answer it.
Here's something right now.
Yeah, share it.
You can't say you can sing and not sing.
Come on shine break up. Appreciate this. Okay, my name
So shine bright
Tonight
You and I
We're beautiful like
I'm down and in the sky
There you go. Have fun.
She can't.
Oh shit!
It's okay. It's okay. Alright.
Have fun!
Bye guys!
Bye bye!
Bye guys!
He said, so, same right!
Tonight!
You and I!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Hey!
It's so much personalities, bro.
Sushi?
Yo!
Hey, I'm so excited.
Yo, look at you!
What the fuck?
Bro!
Hey, you were a dire man, right?
Go, bro!
First of all, thank you for having me.
Bro!
I cannot wait to teach you kids.
I cannot wait to see you.
Fuckin' wrong.
I drove 24 hours.
What the heck?
With the shrug load of the best tech on Twitch.
Yeah, it's still on.
Get away.
All right.
Go crazy.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Have fun.
You made that yourself.
Yep.
This is all custom-made.
Sushi tech, baby.
Come on, guys.
What the heck?
Go crazy.
Have fun.
The sushi dragon.
Say your signature name.
Sushi dragon.
The sushi dragon.
We'll call you sushi, okay?
because you are a professor, and the classes are tomorrow.
Yeah, Cal, wait.
Help all the students, bro.
What's that?
Help all the students.
I will.
Help me too, because my production goddamn needs.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Yeah.
Show me you the circus.
Go.
One, two, three.
Lay!
I made it.
Lay.
I made it.
But I'm not going to come over here.
Why not?
I was in the brain.
Okay, I was sweating.
Okay.
I was hot.
My hair not done.
No more.
I'm tight.
Oh, I'm sorry?
Not gonna lie.
Great line up.
Mm-hmm.
I ain't gonna lie.
It's great line up.
Like line up.
Or line up.
Great line up.
People, like people.
Great people.
I know that.
I think it was great job.
You know what?
I don't know what I'm saying.
I said, the personalities is so different.
Everybody's just vibing.
Everybody got their own aesthetic.
It's no, you know what I'm saying?
Right.
Right.
Are you ready for SU?
Am I ready? I've been ready since last year.
Okay, this is your phone. You can keep this.
Thank you.
Your roommate will be revealed when you go in there.
Also, your schedule and everything.
Have fun. Don't be fucking around.
Okay.
Was you in that small party list
that they were stitching on people?
No, I was actually trying to...
Was you gonna be stitching?
I was trying to...
You know, I'm gonna come to you.
I'm gonna tell you some stuff that, you know?
I'm stitching.
So, what's tea with you and Marty, you know, like?
Like...
Hey, I'm gonna go out.
I feel like I'm getting played with.
Okay, you know, we got to weed the bitches out of the bitches.
Exactly, we got to weed the bitches out.
It's supposed to be we got the weed.
We got the bottles and we got the weed.
But since he's not attacking me, it's cool though.
He's not jagging you?
It's cool though.
It's giving heat.
He's helping people.
You know, dude, there's some campus.
No, fuck.
What do you want it, what do you want it?
It's a great line.
Oh, that's what you.
That is great.
You're gonna steal it.
Here you go.
Be safe.
OK.
Be great.
And I'm gonna come and I'm gonna you know snitch. Tell me everything. Tell me everything, you know
Because when I tell you everything, give me a PC. I got you. I got you. I got you.
I'm not gonna let you down.
Hold me down.
Let's ask.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh, bruh.
Don't care.
Hi.
I'm gonna meet, meet, meet, meet, meet, meet that asshole.
Meet, meet, meet.
That's my dance dance dance.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got a dance dance dance. Yeah, you know because thank you for the opportunity, you know like it's cool
and oh
But you be with the rickshaw nigga who who got you don't know that nigga. No, I don't
We're kind
No, I don't they don't even don't ring a bell though. You know what do ring the bell?
Oh, hold up wait, oh, sorry
Thank you so much for the opportunity, boo.
Man, what the fuck?
Man, what the fuck?
I
Rain that name don't ring about either. I don't think I don't know them
Them this like who's how little I don't know oh, oh, you even know
Wait, who's me
Yeah, D. Also, what a ramen noodle backpack is crazy
Just in case you don't know boo, I don't run up for
Okay, president, okay
Yeah, thank you so much.
What are we gonna be good?
You think we got the break dancing in that pitch, man?
Listen, you gonna be streaming, right?
Yeah, I am.
And the service is good, because you know, we got that.
It is, it is, it is.
I'm wet, like, oh, like, my shirt is wet.
It's not good, we got tech support, but it is.
Everything is set up on the phone, go crazy.
A lot of people was asking for you, and, um, yeah.
Really?
Thank you so much, you know.
Hey, can I take something from you?
Yes, you can take a pencil.
And a flyer.
Okay, all right.
Okay, wait, hold on, now.
Oh, yeah, take one of these.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah.
Yeah, just make sure you need your schedule. Don't lose your schedule. I'm not thinking. Okay. All right
You think what I will I will everywhere right? Huh? What's your winter everywhere? What's a winter?
Right now. I wore Joe period
That was a crazy perform W. Wardrobe in the chat y'all W Wardrobe in the chat
Hey, I didn't know what's gonna rain my girl be shooting for our
I
That all right Clarence
It is that time boy time to suit up and boot up my boy. Hey, you ain't gonna be fucking around crazy
You're not gonna you're not gonna be make throwing parties in all that. I
All right, all right.
You know what I'm saying.
You and her.
So y'all gonna code everything that.
I'm gonna like, I'm gonna oversee everything.
I got you.
Okay, here you go, Clarence.
Don't worry about it.
All right, have fun.
Let's get it here.
Hi, bro.
Yo, bro.
Don't lose the schedule.
I didn't get a, what's that, how the club's working?
Oh, you gonna automatically see it in your app,
with Club US 9.2.
I hope you look out for me.
Make sure everything, you gonna see.
You know I hope.
You know I hope.
You know I hope.
You know I hope.
You know I hope.
You know I hope.
I mean the rat is good. The rat is good.
Come on, you have to put some food on it.
Fuck that ring.
Drummer, drum.
Did you bring your drums?
Did you bring your drums?
Did I bring drums?
I don't know where the hell we were going to be!
Huh?
I didn't know where I got it, dude!
Jumper, how you doing?
Last time I seen you was my fifth on three.
Yes.
And now you aren't here.
Dude, I'm so stoked.
Be great.
Social art of students.
You mean go crazy.
Okay.
Do you want me to set up in your room?
Or...
You couldn't set up anywhere on campus.
campus. You got your drums? You can sit up outside when the sun rising. You can intro
your stuff. You know what I'm saying? Go crazy. But I know you need to. I know when
I'm southern gifted coming, you'll be a little loud. Come on, bro. People gotta go to sleep.
If you get too crazy, I'm coming to you. I have one skill. So I live with the 10 gifted
my boy. You know me to do that? No. If you're doing it too much, you're gonna have to come
to my office. WPATI fucking James. You ever hear fucking roommate? I feel bad for them.
Holy shit.
I dropped my album.
My album's drum will be swag, man.
That's a dub, yeah.
W. Tyler in the chat.
That's a dub, yeah.
I got a few more to the left.
But I ain't going to lie, bro.
Chat, I ain't going to lie.
Gio!
Hey, now listen.
I think this is going to abandon Ray, huh?
No, no, no.
I'm going to ruin it.
I told Ray you got to fire me for me to quit.
You know what's crazy?
Yo, Ray talked to me about you.
Hey
Ha ha ha and we did we did
Say love you my daddy
Did you dead ass? Yeah, I heard that right?
Suburb just what they said suburb clowning suburb fry your shit for Berger said fuck you. Oh my god
Yo, I knew he was gonna be a problem, bro
I knew suburb was going to be a fucking problem. I hate you mom
Fucking we was going to be
I fucking knew it, bro. I fuck keep snitching keep snitching. Yeah, tell me everything bro. I fucking knew it, bro
I fuck it. Let me go ahead
I knew it bro
They robbing people what bro agent throwing a party
Rula!
Rula!
Rula!
Rula!
How you doing?
D4W, appreciate this.
Okay, dinner's right now.
Let's get him good.
Let's get him right.
What the hell is the food at?
You know what?
There's actually everywhere.
There's late night cereal.
And the cafeteria's German dinner right now.
I ain't trying to hear all that.
I don't want to waste your time.
I know.
And I'm basketball?
Everything.
You gonna find out on your act.
Okay?
If I'm not, who gonna get fucked up?
Suburban.
Suburban baby.
Fuck him up.
No, no.
I'm just letting you know.
Shoot right now, Rula!
Shoot right now, Rula!
Shoot right now, Rula.
Check, check.
Thacks or not.
This lineup is crazy.
Thacks or both.
I think we cooked up all the way.
Like, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
This is a stacked, stacked...
Davis!
Hold on!
I like this outfit.
This outfit. Thank you, man. You go live on the pants little peg. Okay? You're the shoes, okay?
I have a big ass office, man. So you ain't gonna be fucking around on my campus. It's gonna be good. What?
No, no fireworks. No fireworks. Yeah. This is nice. Yeah. I'm gonna respect this like both like
I'm gonna respect this game. Okay. I like that. I don't get David. I don't want to waste your time
Oh, please don't here you go. I do. I want a street
My bag is on the street
Yeah, I need those pants though. Yeah, I got a senior pair. I got you.
Now, W. Davis. Thank you for it. Thank you. Thank you. Yes.
Later game. Yeah, let's play it. That me up. That me up.
That me up. That me up.
W. Davis, don't y'all do not be a chocolate maker, bro. I know how you get.
I know how you get, man. How old am I? You're literally 26.
Okay, all right. All right.
All right, they fight it
Bro's fucking reading outside
This is wet bro Larry Larry come on. No nigga is reading. Okay. My bad. Why? Oh
No
I'm looking for the police
The rest of me and I broke out and I broke out. I slept in
Yeah, I got excellent. Yeah. Yeah
Suburb accident she
It's
My goodness
I'm gone to jail fuck this shit. It's gonna be anybody hang a lot
Hey
Hey
I
Have a pretty aggressive
Yeah, they're not the link all the streamers man. Actually, no is crazy
Okay, okay, okay, he's talking.
Talking to the president.
We talking about being a president.
What the fuck?
He didn't say he didn't worry about me and no president.
Fuck that nigga, Kai.
Let me tell you why.
When I say that pussy nigga, I'ma tell him bye.
Who the fuck?
Who the fuck?
Who the fuck?
Who the fuck?
Who the fuck?
Who the fuck?
Listen, listen, listen.
Listen to me, boy.
All right.
You got things for something.
That's right, so go ahead.
Yeah.
Yeah, go ahead.
Oh, and nigga, I'm gonna pussy nigga, go ahead.
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
What's the matter?
We going to run.
We going to run.
What's going to do this?
We going to run.
Fuck.
My freaking, my fucking, my fucking, my fucking, my fucking.
Oh, fuck!
What the fuck?
Oh, fuck, what's happening at your house, man?
What's happening?
Oh, that's a nice edge.
That's a nice edge.
That's a nice edge.
Hey, hey.
How much did you get that for?
I don't know.
I got it with my gun.
Oh, OK.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I got it open, nigga.
Hey, guys, you ahead of us, you know what?
You got it open?
I got it open. Hey gang, you don't have that shit on you right now.
Take that chain.
Ooh, that bitch, that bitch shot him.
Hey, hold on. What the...
What a link, man. What a link. I got a British in the hood up.
That looks like my side.
He's my side, man. What side that chain is?
This is my side.
Hey, you look out forward the way you move.
Take that chain off you.
That bitch will be mine.
I know.
I'm gonna see you in a little bit.
I feel so shit.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
I feel like Jamie, we actually might have to start a football team, bro.
Hold up, Jay.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom, though.
There we go. Real long back.
Oh, yeah!
Yeah, catch it, nerd!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
All right, take your cut in the head, ass.
Okay, well, let's get him right. Let's get him right.
What's going on? Get me right.
Escape burst?
Yes.
I'm gonna make some time.
As you know, I applied to be the mascot.
Of course, you can do whatever you want.
You can be whatever you want.
If you're gonna be a mascot,
we won't see how good it is.
I got some stuff for you.
I bought, I got some stuff.
I got about three luggage full of stuff
that you would love to see.
Let me see it.
Oh, you got to see it.
Have a nice day, baby.
All right, cool.
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
You look a little furry.
You look like one of them little furry motherfuckers.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my god
Maybe appreciate it
Every time I switch my shit gonna miss my lunch
These weird stories where you people fucking you in shit and then stop it
That's not the point
But I got a question what my best friend see do Dennis he just got pregnant what I do
You do live in a booty trash it around smash his body
And lick that shit
I love you game. Hey go down. Why you gotta kiss me, bro?
I'm not gonna do my shit. I'm gonna see your bitch and I'm gonna get a spell
And I'm leaving that bitch
That Davion TV he body goes crazy. I repeat Davion TV chat w86,000 songs
Bruh guys sign out
Hey, I'm so sorry. No, it's raining cats and bulls outside. I'm sorry, bro. It's okay, but
I
Okay, I'm gonna fight on a weapon. Hmm. I can fight he said home
Like I'm kind of please like help me out
My fault, okay, so I may need to use you. Yeah, um like so like we need to use as a decoy to lure people
But yeah, we got a weed over here come if you bring me weed. I suck your dick and then after I pop out
All right, we're gonna do that Rick Rick it is
Your boy will you go
Your boy will
Your boy will
How you doing raw dog moon a listen, I'm sorry for the ring, bro
Mr. Shea, I try to tell everybody here. Hey, I'm just happy to be here. Listen, I see you outside the ATL auditions
I was watching
I see you trying so hard. I went to LA I kept out of Atlanta. There's no I was watching you the entire time
All right, we're all dog. One is in the building. I see you trying to come on actually
Hey, I can play you a minute theater, bro
And you go crazy make sure you have connections with everybody small big whatever it is
Wait, hold on, you tried to pin something on Bonnie.
Bonnie told me about you.
You ain't gonna pin it on her.
What did Bonnie say?
She's like, you gonna pin something like a bad thing on her?
She was nervous, she's kinda scared.
What?
She said your name.
So go to her and ask her about that.
She says her name on her?
Yeah, she says her name on you.
Hey listen, people usually call me Rob Dogg Noon,
but you can call me Connor.
Connor, yeah.
Why the fuck would I call you Connor?
What's your name?
You can call me Rob Dogg Noon.
Okay, I'm gonna call you Connor.
I got that, you like my name?
No, I'm gonna call you Rob, I'm gonna call you Rob Dogg Noon.
It's a tough name, don't you?
Yeah, it's part of it.
Woo!
Woo!
It's a long dog move, bro.
I got you.
Hey, you look, you been to gym?
Yeah, I've been to gym.
Gym at 7 AM?
Gym at 7 AM.
The trainer's in there.
It is open.
We're in the meeting.
We want to go work out.
It is there, okay?
Let's do it.
All right, bro.
You saw me at last.
Yes.
I saw you, bro.
Oh my God, I love you.
Oh my gosh, I love you.
Oh, man.
That's a two, bro.
I love you more.
Tell that bitch I'm still in his head, okay?
Why are you going?
Cibi!
Like in the actual but I'm so sorry you're back though. Oh, you're good. Oh. Hello. Hey, I'm so sorry. Oh, hey, that's okay
Don't worry. Oh, yeah, I know
I could
Twitch what's your name? Oh AJ?
Photo
Can't give you a hug or come let me go let it in you all wet. Okay. Oh shit. All right. All right. Have a nice day
Go crazy. Go crazy
What the fuck what the fuck
Oliver okay explain to the people what's happening bro. They say to the people club director Oliver can't explain to them
Thanks, I'm gonna make us your movie. How would you what you got planned? Oh, what's your come up?
It's a surprise.
I mean, what am I clubbed about?
Yes.
We're gonna make,
we're gonna teach everyone how to make films.
Films, yeah.
Because obviously we make the trailers.
Yeah, both back to Oliver.
How's we gonna, a bunch of my trailers,
we go back and forth.
He helps me, they're coming up with all my trailers
and everything like that.
And we've been smashing it.
So every trailer you all have been seeing
has been Oliver and Gibson.
Gibson, on the way?
Gibson is, TBD.
Okay, okay, I bet.
I bet.
W Oliver.
All right, Bosque.
Gangster.
All right.
You just got here?
Yeah, just got here.
Straight off the jet.
All right, Bosque, see you soon.
later. W. Oliver again. Straight off the jet.
Jack, the man, me and him, he's like my co-director, bro.
Like, I lead that right.
And he co-directs everything.
Look, then you start.
No, you got out there, man.
You got to be ready.
No, let me believe.
I appreciate that.
Hey, hey,
I appreciate you.
You was the first one to announce this to me.
You look good.
I appreciate you, brother.
Hey, man, listen, this is the one and only
esoteric multi-tons and multi-faceted West Coast
player, nigga.
with that motherfucking pristine program.
Okay, listen, we about to turn this shit
into Pimpin University.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
She wanna find tools on her feet.
Bitch, I feel like I'm draining.
McQueen, McQueen, McQueen, if you do that,
I'm going to accept it.
Damn.
I'm not doing no Pimpin.
What you mean?
You wanna be with the huss and shit like that?
Okay, cool.
No Pimpin.
No, what you mean?
What you mean?
What's wrong?
They Pimpin like, paid him?
No, nigga, I'm just saying,
having a confidence thing, having a program.
Okay, all right, I mean, shit, if it ain't no crazy shit,
you know, here's your phone, here's your schedule,
here's everything you gotta get.
Where's his key?
All right, they're going, they're going outside.
Listen, man, you got this.
They ain't gonna go crazy.
We wanna go crazy.
They're gonna go crazy.
Have you been to the gym?
Yeah.
The gym opened at 7 a.m.
So if you wanna go over there and work out in the morning,
you can.
So you about to work out?
All right, bro, speak, huh?
You about to work out?
Yeah, I'm about to try to work out.
I'm about to try to get one in.
That's all right.
All right, man.
I'm a little queen, Shat.
Ahhhh!
Hey, talk to the little ass, then.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, I'm sorry. You are running for class president, right?
Did they find out who class president is or not?
No, I don't think so.
Okay, the results you're going to be coming to, where can they find you and where can they see you?
Everybody follow me on JNM Lake TV, everywhere!
The baddest!
Okay.
And tell them to stop hanging on me.
Listen, okay, I'm gonna teach you the first rule.
Should we be mercy to you?
Okay?
Do not mention theirs.
Okay, because that's what they're gonna watch for God.
They're gonna see everything regardless.
All right, just be you.
Do not feed into the hate.
That is all psychological.
Okay, make sure you just be you.
Don't let anybody shut you down.
Don't be this motivated and nothing like that.
You are pure.
So here's your stuff.
Okay?
All right, go crazy.
I'm just trying to have you here.
Thank you.
W.
And she just did her hair, her hair smell like straight flat iron.
Yo, she just bit that motherfucker.
Bonita!
Bonita!
You come from Jamaica, I say.
You from Jamaica, right?
My parents, yes.
Okay, let me you from Jamaica.
Yeah, let me you from Jamaica.
So you can take some ox tail rice out of beans, everything.
I watch you.
You know, you be consistent with your shit.
All right?
Here you go.
I'm sorry for the rain.
I'm sorry for having you without me.
Oh, you had a soaking wet.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Bonita be safe have fun. We have a long week ahead of us
I know how to pronounce your name
Hold on. Hold on. Let's get her phone. Let's get her phone. Let's get her phone. Wait. Let me let me let me ask me for now
Okay. Yeah, come in come in come in. Hi
That's what I gotta do I gotta open up multiple tabs
Me see let me open a multiple tabs and see the pop
Appreciate that sir. That's what I'm gonna do champ for the open up multiple tabs and see what's going on
Yeah, that's what I'm going to do, I'm going to open up multiple tabs, and just click from
knows
there we go let's get it this nigga don't listen again fuck I can't hear oh
I gotta be
You are, you are the UK Monday.
I don't even know about it.
Nah, we ain't reviewing today.
I just found many fanatics.
Paisley, appreciate that show.
Suburb, let me go to the suburb, shoot.
Suburb, ducking like that?
I think one of the movie moves when you're running in the nigga behind you and you throw some shit to make him right behind you and you're right behind me.
So right before I was gonna let go, I had to maneuver that bitch.
He lagging?
I thought he lagging, sir.
Don't go, sir.
You can step back.
See what the boy's doing, huh?
See we gotta watch outside the party.
FAAAGH!
Did I scare you?
Let's get the fuck out of here though.
What do you think about the name of Velvet?
Velvet? It's ass. It's ass.
It's so ass.
What is Velvet?
You switched theater? How do I use that?
It's about the feeling.
It's about going against the grain.
And sometimes it's not about following the trend.
It's going against the trend.
Oh my God, you're fucking bloody wanker!
You're fucking bloody wanker, bunda!
Here you go, here you go, hey.
Have fun, you're representing.
No, stop!
No, man, my name is Tudin.
I'm the only UK creator.
Because you are to make sure that you can represent the UK.
Rock!
Rock, tell him it was there last year,
and now you're dead this year.
I'm gonna go smoke that.
Rock.
All right, be safe.
I'm sorry, be safe.
Okay, have fun.
Have fun.
But I don't know that beard part of small, dude.
Have fun.
Have fun.
Have fun.
Have fun.
Have fun.
Let's go, Lada.
Have fun.
Why am I seeing him?
Oh, shit!
Oh my God, you brought me Spider-Man.
Spider-Man released his July 31st.
I'm the biggest Spider-Man fan.
Shut up, Tom Holland.
I appreciate you.
I'm sorry for having you wait for so long.
My eyes are soaking wet.
Shaz, I'm so sorry.
It's cool, I'm thankful to be here.
You're up to a fucking building.
Make sure Shaz is right.
Shaz, I'm so sorry.
Bro, hold on, give me a hug, bro.
Come on, come on, come on.
I got you, Shaz.
Don't even worry about it.
I got you, okay?
I appreciate you so much.
Joe, you're just shooting phone.
Go crazy, put up for the towns.
You might have missed dinner,
but there's hot luck, food, and everything around, all right?
Get a bone in here.
You gotta teach me how to fucking make out the hood, nigga.
Okay, that's what okay. Hopefully you can launch up from here and apply even though because look you have rats
I got roaches, so we're out right here. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, bro. Wait what oh?
Let me hold it you want to take care of it?
There's a rat zip um oh my god gave it to me. Oh my god. You're dirty as well zip up on our bronze
No, no, no, no without me. We dirty is up that big spider. Okay. Oh my god
Like the yo stop shy shy stop shy stop put it back put it back wait, okay?
Squishy's hands hold it
That's your baby
Must make a man we must bring salvation
I like you
Just call my name
I'll be there
Wait, she says you might what
What the hell?
Hey!
But I love you guys.
Me too!
Yo, protect that fucking spider-me.
I will, I will.
I got it right here.
Don't worry.
I like the type of time she on.
I gotta go.
Yeah, Cece.
She said you might do that.
I got a nigga.
Oh, God.
You look good.
I got a nigga.
You look good.
You look good.
You look good.
You look good.
You look good.
You look good.
You look good.
You look good.
You look good.
You look good.
You look good.
You look good.
Oh my god, uh, what that mean then possible
It's an interesting name
Incredibles
Yeah, everybody making it all.
Yeah, it's incredible.
What's her name?
Is she safe?
Yeah, thank you so much.
I'm not going to get on some mysterious shoes.
I don't know what to mean.
What do you think you have?
OK.
Let me see.
Let me see Rona back up.
Man, he ain't back up.
That's just a connection.
Lost.
Oh, there you go.
Turn me up.
Let me see what that brother's doing.
Hey, I'm going to go down.
Don't be right back up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
We going the one I gotta get my bags. I only got my room key. It's so much shit.
Oh, no, he should keep going in and out.
And ain't nobody say shit. Ain't nobody say shit.
You should have took the staffs.
Oh, they're sitting down, Doug.
You need to get activated now.
What happened?
Did you get locked up?
Oh, they got food in your shit.
Shit.
It broke out?
Didn't broke out.
Right?
Damn.
What the fuck?
That nigga's service is bad.
It's fucked.
Damn.
Why everybody's shitting?
They look like this.
Damn.
Damn.
I don't I don't like a big party. I like okay. What about a smoke? I like a vibe. Yeah, let's let's let's let's let's
What about books? Let's talk about
You go back to damn only lose a connection every second
I
That boy is live
the car waiting for you they fucked the niggas man oh shit hey hey hey pick up a
hey chatty help with a corny pickup line
screw you on you scared me big gangster you're gonna scare me hey where about
here oh dare go up to a girl for some subs they say some crazy shit
you can't tell me to run nigga what way they're coming to get it right there
hey we'll find a man we'll walk through that hey i got him i got him i got him i
I got a check if he answered you know nigga made it to the school and changed up
They ain't gonna answer my phone nigga made in school and changed up like that
My tell that poor says boy answer the phone man, I know you line
Nigga didn't change like that
He
Working I don't give a fuck
All right big fuck a nigga man tell that nigga fuck your man
When I see him is up
Boss this shit when he make it back to town well in GTA though in GTA we talking about in GTA
I'm gonna say
She got it.
I'm gonna say the rule is gonna be sure.
I know the rule is gonna have to play.
He ain't fun to let the fame change.
He ain't get all bags yet.
Hey, that's my dog.
Hey, man.
Suburban.
Hey, man.
Suburban.
Hey, hey, hey.
I got a mission for you.
I got 25 cells and you complete this mission.
Hey, look, you go up to the next girl you see.
He didn't change.
And be like, save this bitch.
Put your number in my phone.
Just like that.
It has the number.
What you trying to do, bro?
Save this bitch.
Put your number in my phone.
Just like that.
It has the number.
What you trying to do, bro?
I
Don't say nothing else just go up to the next minute be like a salient bitch put your number in my phone
All right, you got that you got you understand it what I say to do
Man, I'm right now as soon as you say
Go up to the next year. I'm like salient bitch put your number in my phone
Yeah, it's good. It's good
Now if you lose connection, you don't get the set
All right, stand on this shit, but fuck some where baby, nothing can change man
Man, I think it get one taste of famine ignore me. He been I call my phone
Why would he, hey, hey, hey, come here.
Oh, shit, oh, shit.
I called my phone.
Why would he, hey, hey, hey, come here.
Say a little bit for me.
Hey, let me get your number.
Yeah.
Let me get your number.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, put that shit right there, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, pretty Mike, if you're watching this,
what my 50 subs at?
Wait, wait.
We'll talk to you.
Oh, me there.
Why you threw me under the bus?
Hey, it's lit though.
bags we find it like that you coming to the party
no no listen to me listen to me no listen you get 25 for that you know why
No, you did it, but you threw me under the bus soon as you did it
Now yeah, you did you say Mike what my 50 says you're supposed to let them know this supposed to be
I
Right look
Man, hey, how you doing?
All right, nice you say you believe in me put it back on the phone put it back on the phone put up
What the fuck man?
This nigga acting like a bitch
I was gonna put him on another
mission
Hey say say root. Hey, I got another mission for you go to the next girl
Not hurt not hurt next girl, all right
Another mission and I want you to be like um
Check help help help me check
Man fuck yo bags man you're supposed to be a guy stuff
Huh? Oh you lost connection. No more money on the line for you. Oh, hello
You say leave him alone check
He lost connection man, fuck
Oh
Jack about this segment
Let's go back and react over here. I said that boy running on that fly on commission, bitch
No, I was gonna
Let me see that niggas 25
I'm gonna put it on this side.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
You know what?
I'm gonna be grateful.
I'm gonna put it right here.
I'm gonna be grateful.
Exactly.
All right.
Here's your phone.
Go stream.
Thank you.
We're gonna tune in.
Okay.
I'm so sorry for the rain and everything.
Not genuinely.
Genuinely.
I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Be safe.
Bye, guys.
Bye.
No partying.
Oh.
I don't know about that.
There you go.
Shit, I've been scammed.
No, no, he ain't scammed.
He did not fuck it.
I know he ain't scammed me, bro.
Let me send him his money, Chad.
Let me send him his money before he tears up.
He tears up the police, man.
Right, man.
All right.
Oh my gosh.
All right, come on.
I ain't scammed him.
Hold up, man.
Hold up.
Let me boot up right quick.
I need to turn that nigga in.
Say, Lil, let me get your Instagram.
We throwing a party at 11.
Yo.
Hey, I'm telling you,
I need you to bring all your friends.
We're going to bring them.
I got people for them.
I just said to jail.
I just said to sell them.
I don't know.
Come and find out.
How about that?
He's out with his man.
I ain't going to lie.
It's going to be lit.
You don't want to miss out.
I'm telling you right now.
Yeah.
Hey, I'm going to come back and get this bag.
Yeah, go ahead.
Go ahead.
You think I got this shit, bro?
I make a run again. No, I'm gonna tell you come on
Hey, I said the fucking train something under this bitch. All right. All right. Oh
Let me help you. Oh shit
There you go. What you got art?
What you be drawing is it?
Oh, he didn't he got me. All right. Do you need help?
We're running when you start helping shit.
Alright you might want to like tie.
We're running start helping shit.
Put it right here.
Probably some.
Roots say the fights went up.
Alright.
This my bag right?
Alright go ahead.
Is this your bag?
I'm here.
Go ahead. Go get your.
At least running.
Hey look.
At least running out some chips.
Suburb baby.
See my cow.
Ignored it and never called back.
I ain't answer the phone for that nigga. No more in life
My nigga nigga make it to the school
Man this thing he fixed that down connection
Niggas shit going on here if I say
Hey, oh, they're gonna live a stool. It's connection fall
We got to get right son. Get right son shake back
Little tea playing. Let me know if we need me to say something to a I rather not I heard I heard you rap
I you know, it's one of them. It's one of them things that I did
If you know, we have like a spot send them a team
Like one thing then we'll call you in like like secret weapon. Okay. I feel like a cheating if you on the
I appreciate you being here at SU, I know you're going crazy with your club, I know you're
going crazy with everything and I'm excited.
Thank you, thank you for kicking me out in the first 10 minutes.
Oh yeah, I'm not, you're following the rules right?
Yep, yep, sure am.
Oh you are?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, man, I'm expecting you to be
having everybody partying and stuff like that.
That's not even, I don't,
ain't nobody here old enough for me to even chill with.
Oh, perfect, perfect, all right.
You know, so, yeah.
I like that, thank you so much.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you do, if somebody do come around like 40 years old,
like around that area, just come, just come hollet me.
Okay, I got you, I got you.
You know, you're 42, man.
You keeping this after or?
Yes, I'm keeping it.
You can't take it.
You don't put it in your,
you already got stuff in your room.
No, I'm gonna bring it to my whole room.
I don't think you can fly with it.
No, I'm gonna take it to my room.
I mean, we live in the same...
You can't fly with this, though, is what I'm saying.
No, I'm gonna pack it in my suitcase.
Tiffany, get out.
All right, hey, look, man,
if we got a spot on the song, I'm gonna call you.
Let me know.
We here.
We have a good week ahead of us, bro.
I don't think so.
All right, brother.
I don't believe that.
Thank you for the opportunity.
Thank you for the opportunity.
All right, yes, sure.
Yep, yep.
Who's next?
Look, he called me. I know like he called your brother. Call me. He was like hey like I'm on that
Thanks, man
Oh, I don't want to see you guys tell him to go clean
Everywhere where the generator I'm there so if he clean it
I think his sweet flow was man.
If he jump off a bridge, you think I'm gonna
No, no, no, no, we don't want you to do that.
Too far.
Yeah, too far.
What?
Here you go.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
You deserve to be here.
Have fun.
Thank you.
All right.
No party, all right?
Hey, no party.
Hey.
I'm treating somebody party.
I'm not done yet.
Send the next person in.
I love it.
All right.
All right.
Man, why he got this picture?
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
That picture of him on that up.
Please, super epic awesome enemy music.
I
Kaisen at the Sun. I'm gonna call me back
I sent the 25
Man, I'm saying you ain't like you ain't even read that shit when I did it
Oh your chat lagging. Are you ready for your next mission?
All right, bitch. Let me go to go to your stream
I'm trying to give you a mission, bro.
I'm trying to go put your bags up.
All right, put your bags up then, how I let me.
All right, babe.
Come on with some shit.
All right.
Chet, we got to come on with some shit for Ronan to do.
We definitely got to come on with some shit for Ronan to do.
Who we all want me to, who's string y'all want me to go to now?
Who's stream should I go to next?
If you pull up Streamer University, watch.
We could pull up everybody's shit.
and watch it with no heads.
I mean, no, I mean,
Oh, so
drop that, drop that streaming university watch again.
Oh, they're going to
hold on, man.
Oh, so I didn't know you gotta go desktop.
I know, bro. My desktop not even
working.
I don't even got a key to my room.
Let me know
my life
not even working. I had to use the phone
I
Ain't gonna we gonna get it right
Maybe they won't upon a D&D fuck I was straight for the cinema that mission man
Hey, uh, is the connection good?
I told them.
I said that I'm posting a video with the rest.
I was with the Spanish man.
You said British?
Yeah, they had all the stuff.
What are you doing?
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I would be the Spanish man.
You see, Grace?
Yeah, I think I know who the boss is.
What are you doing?
I'm helping.
Hi.
Can you help me out?
Of course I can help you out.
Thank you.
You're helping me out?
That boy, I said he could say,
Of course I can help you.
Oh, that's how we do that, let me go ahead.
Okay, let's see who lies man.
Nah, I'm bruh.
Are they gonna let me in?
Are they gonna let me in?
It's hard to keep up with everybody
We see with Jordan
Okay, first of all, this is me and my boo
Well, it's not me in it, but I'm imagining I'm in it
I'm gonna put it on the back and then we're gonna make it work. So just my second
Looks like how big does it take that to be to be double-sided?
No, so you put it on each corner.
There's a corner of a couple of pieces of it.
How about this?
Come on, let's get in the field.
Boy, can Neil Maxson this shit, huh?
Oh, little Beezo!
I
Was wrong with the bills on my okay
No, I can hear me
I don't like how you went Hollywood on me gangsta
Oh, so the police was on your ass
I'm gonna be on your ass when I catch you bitch fucking
Oh
What is this though?
It's not that as you merch
What is this? Oh
My god, we got some
I'm putting this shit on I'm putting this not on game. No
We got some not
You need it to live there
Fuck out real quick get the fuck out. No for you not
I
I
Say guys
Say say guys though
Now you hear me I got a mission for you for some cells
You hear me guys?
Connection for a couple of months.
Oh, he called back.
It's about to.
Yeah, hello.
Man, I'm sitting aboard this
Oh, he calling hello
Are you me?
All right, this is what I said. I got a mission for you for some subs
25 subs next girl you see silent bitch give me your number
Oh
Wait, wait hold on time how many cells you guys up right now? Oh
1240
Fuck you bitch
Hey, look see this he thinking about it wrong. He thinking about it wrong
How when I told him he would have already been at 13 any he think about it wrong ain't nobody's loving up right now
Ain't nobody's serving up right now
I'm muted. I'm muted chat
See he ain't thinking every sub come
He think
Since I'm a sinner nigga that needed on that mission
You he muted oh he
That nigga fucking with everybody
We lagging bitch, oh fuck we're lagging bitch come away we nagging bitch
We lagging, bitch.
I don't have a TV, we lagging.
Then they just say you're lagging over the TV.
I ain't a lie.
Before I got into S-shoe, I probably would have said yes.
But bitch, now, I ain't fucking on nigga.
Nigga, I need at least 250 of them bitches to get going.
I'm going to Little Mission, nigga.
Nigga on The Mission, he probably got back to town.
I'm about to tell him I got the 250.
Trick under go crowd leave for the sub my gangster. I'ma tell him I got the 250. I'm too peaceful right now
I'm trying to go drink some
Some of them legs, some of them legs, some of them legs move
250 I got it. Hey Matt, you got 250? Yeah, I got it.
Sing them big and fresh. You ain't gonna stand me nigga. What the fuck?
I'm not a gang go nigga. I'm not jury. Four one nine to the dead to me. Ain't about to stand me nigga. I need a sub first bitch
I
Shawty right there first one for the run two minutes to smack five man. I say that bush walk this way
That nigga out of town brush her man. Mr. Craig. Thank you for the sub man. I want to steal my lingo didn't go
Working motherfucker with a punch in your shit
Now you beef with a motherfucker you see him on the screen. No camera on xp. I can still on that
They coming to get me. Oh, he got pigs
They fucked him oh, he got pigs
Come on, you got me pussy. Hey one thing. Hey, you want to do something call me push?
I never been fucked. Hey, next girl. I see I'm on that
I'm on even though nigga like me using a bathroom and hallway
Yay
So you to see it
I got some I have to say to you
You know, but like, he automatically disqualify.
He automatically, automatically, and it's for a great reason.
Like, he automatically fuck no, fuck no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no reason.
Like, so when I say it, like, please don't hit me or get me.
Oh, always.
It's for a great fucking reason.
Like, always.
Hell no.
Man, what would you think it's all about?
Disqualify.
I can say it.
I can say it.
I can say it.
Yeah.
You sure?
Yeah.
to get on the
man fuck no he just qualify for that pussy
shit man
come on come on
we always got that bitch too
if we wouldn't have said the bitch would have talked to mama
man that nigga straight pussy man
we almost got that motherfucker
we wouldn't have said the bitch would have got this shit
Oh
Man you disqualified for the way you did it you warned her room we really did he went straight up to him and said what he had to say
Go ahead pussy, man
I'm about to be rich, fuck you, Mike.
Fuck them around in yourselves.
Hey!
Fuck them around in yourselves.
Fuck them around in yourselves.
Like what?
You got to realize.
You know what?
I ain't gonna be a spectacular man.
So I'm gonna call a call.
Hey, hey, say redo that shit.
I got a thousand subs, but don't warn them.
Hey, I walk up to a girl.
I said, say, little bitch, let me get your number.
But I had to warn her, I was gonna say something crazy
because I didn't want her to beat the fuck out of me.
So did you walk up to her and literally say,
to say a little bitch I need your number.
And I said, hey, I can talk to you real quick.
He said, yeah, I can say something to you,
but don't hit me when I say it.
First of all, I'm sorry.
You gotta stop asking bitches if you can say something.
Just say it, nigga.
What the hell I told them, man?
Stupid ass, nigga.
You are stupid ass.
These bitches should be choosing a new man.
Niggie, don't pass no bra for permission to me.
Just touch our program.
Man, come on.
Man, they call me pussy.
I thought I'm a redo, redo, redo.
Come on, man.
Man, tell them to check his mess.
Come on, let me go do that shit right now.
He ain't gonna do that shit.
Damn, come on, we'll find him then.
Why can't you look at where he is?
I don't broke up.
Redo, chat.
Hey, chat before redo.
Why is this nigga pussy?
Come on, redo, redo.
They coming, they coming?
Where they coming from?
Yo.
Is that it?
No, I ain't gonna lie.
It's very bad out here, you have to move.
Like right here's
Then they can learn it all it is
Oh
Queen his roommate
So we can't McQueen his roommate
W60,000 people chat party for K on all you too
Okay, okay
I
Fuck with the youth you two
thousand on you too
We are gonna be having to tell me to be having to tell me like
Which brings to go back and forth? I want to live in the next ring. I want
Whoever turn it up
These suburbs standing on business like I told me
I don't fall I bitch
Fuck that
You're gonna get right yet
I mean she kept walking.
Why didn't you give the dope man?
What the fuck?
How you doing sir?
He's taking his dose man.
Say police.
No, I have to show you.
Come inside, come inside.
Come inside, come inside.
Who's running through me?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Hey, who's running through me?
here who are they see they do yeah we're gonna fuck over you boy we're gonna fuck over you boy
hey auntie how you doing
come here come here come here
there I'm sorry
I thought you knew man thank you for the song
I'm the fuck you come on
Get your bitch. Yeah, fuck I am nigga. I'm the last pick in the issue drag
Fuck nigga respect my crap. That's your bitch ass the fuck up
Walk away
I
Just
before.
It's a run run.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
What the fuck.
Let's go.
I don't change my shirt.
You see what I'm saying?
Bro, when we pull it up on
it's coming up the stage.
but they're gonna see
that's it come on
this week is a Joseph man
literally right here
cool
go out of my shit buddy
wait a minute
man
really nigga
listen bro I'm not playing with y'all
I'm not playing with Kason
I'm not trying to slam them
yeah
I'm running for the police.
I'm running for the police.
I'm running for the police.
Hey, I don't give a fuck what you're doing, man.
I know what I'm doing.
Him is easy getting slapped on, man.
Yeah, I'm getting up.
Here we go.
Man, fuck the man. I'm all men.
You need to take off.
Hold on, hold on. Come here.
Hold on. Hold on.
Why do you look like a fucking clown, man?
What the fuck is going on?
I was cheating.
I got all the money.
That's what I'm gonna do, guys, son.
I'm on short here.
What are we doing?
Meet me in my room.
Meet me in my room.
All right, you guys, we're going to have a matchup.
We're gonna have a matchup.
Lil' Saeba, don't fuck with that.
Fuck you, man.
Lil' Saeba, don't fuck with that.
Oh, no, too weird, but take it off.
Put up, guys.
What's up guys?
Hold on.
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
Man, I ain't gonna lie, man.
This board is eventually crewed.
Hey, yo, I'm making this shit fun, though, bitch.
I'm calling them boys.
Yeah, man.
I'm making niggas do shit.
Man, ain't nothing like fun
of it being there.
I know, but listen, man.
You gotta start pulling niggas, you hear me?
I
Make a nigga do some for some sons how would you say what are you gonna do?
Are you been donated?
What's here? I've been live all day
No, I say I've been live all day bitch with my son there
Turn me up
They got a hung up on me man, fuck nigga
Come on
Watch your step nigga. Hey check. Open the master. Don't turn nobody on here
Hey, let me know you see somebody. You got permission to talk
Ah, I've been done with the 20 gift and appreciate that my brother
WBM in the check!
Oh you're right!
We ain't playing peace!
So you ain't protecting your peace?
Hey WBM man!
What's that light bitch?
What's wrong with that light bitch?
Come talk, come talk, come talk!
Come talk, come talk, come talk, come talk!
Come talk!
Come talk, come talk, come talk!
Come talk!
Hey bitch, I ain't gonna lie to you!
It's actually wrong on my media process!
Why did they take my whole ego, bro?
But my honest nigga, that long.
See ya, hey, appreciate that.
Look at that.
Fuck you all.
Shut the fuck up, nigga.
Let's fuck out of here.
Get lost, bitch.
Get lost.
Badger.
Red Bull.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Some girls.
Come here.
Some girls.
Hold on.
Excuse me.
What's your name?
Isabella.
Where you from?
I'm from the UK.
For real?
Yeah.
What's up, sir?
Type C.
Why are you coming in front of me?
Wait, why are you in prison, though?
Huh?
Why are you in prison?
The man, huh?
What's your name, sir?
Suburb, baby.
Free Suburb, baby.
Yeah.
Oh, that's the man.
Tien crumpets, ain't it?
I listen.
The man that will get up with you, OK?
Listen.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
So if you want to know, you'll.
Huh?
You can't listen.
But I'm the fuck.
The man that will get up with you.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Why is it making you look stupid as fuck, man?
I
Man, I'm gonna go out there dicked out
Screamin' over nigga that's a broke outta jam
You can tell they ain't have good room out of, uh, grown up
I'm gonna go out there and be a goopy over nigga that broke outta jam, man
Man, I should be a friend of a nigga who a lawyer, who a doctor
I'm gonna be a friend of a nigga who in a prison suit, man
Shit, don't put sand stuff nigga
What the fuck?
Man, just shit out there, you bitch
What we going, what we going, what we going?
Home, homes
I
Know that feeling he
I ain't a lot, I'm not, I'm not, I ain't, I'm just not,
then they can come and I'll give you a key.
All right.
Oh, bar.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, move, move, move, move, move, move, bitch.
Did that the police?
Okay, okay.
Damn, damn.
Yeah, little bitch.
Get your big ass up, get your big ass up,
get your big ass up, fuck you, okay?
Yeah, let's go on a jam, bitch.
Okay.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
Yeah!
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, show me who to sink in.
Yeah, show me who to sink in.
Show me who to sink in.
They set up a football formation on that bitch.
Don't make a hole in yourself.
I
You got 70,000 people watching.
You don't feel worried about taking me to jail.
Running, running, running, running.
And they're acting the pressure on us.
And they're acting the pressure on us.
He told you he was pussy.
Uh-huh.
Nick is modest, more bingy, nigga.
Acting the pressure on us and showing you he was pussy.
Nick is modest, more bingy, nigga.
And they can say he don't know you.
He's not on content.
You don't smack a better job.
You don't show up real fast.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, you be crazy nigga, I've never let a nigga talk to me like that.
Nigga, I already gon' say what's up with you, he's gonna let a nigga talk to me like that.
Yeah!
But it's good though.
It's good though.
Hey, you got a lot of mouth right now, watch this move when we got that.
Hey, what age is that?
Yo, I'ma call the fire boss, he'll ask nigga.
Yo, nigga ain't trippin' on none of that.
Yo, nigga ain't trippin' on none of that.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
You got him, little ad nigga, in front of me.
Yay!
It's the first time he used to sing it.
I'm going to put it in there, so we can talk about it later.
Sit down, bro.
All right, all right, all right.
Hey, you can loosen my cups.
I'm going to see you come in a few.
Not in the process first.
All right, all right.
Take the pictures.
Let's take the pictures.
Let's take the pictures.
All right, pictures.
Smile.
All right, pictures.
All right, pictures.
All right, pictures.
Yeah, picture.
Hey, let's go.
Let's go.
100 is 50 gifted.
100 is 50 gifted.
No, no, no.
200.
200.
Nigga, I give you my son.
That was born by Nigga.
What's his boy?
Give it to myself, nigga.
What's his boy?
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's S.U.P.D. each one of the two right here.
Yeah.
And then you go right out of the board and get up to the bar.
My dog out, man.
No, no, no, no.
200.
No, thanks after this.
Yeah.
Detention.
You know what detention means, right?
We say two hours down, you cannot swim.
Man, I need one.
And you know what that detention means?
I
Don't don't do it yet. I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna wait.
Cheese the fuck? You been around for my two months. That's cheese. That's your father or something.
Cheese the fuck? I know your father is.
Yeah, I turned that boy into a demon, man.
Now look at your head.
Yeah.
Yeah, I turned that boy.
Did you get up agent property on 10 over?
Yo, 10 over.
10 over.
Which way?
10 over.
10 over.
Damn, it's a floor.
I
Let me place my dog bond
We got a we got a pay to bond them out
Famim
I'm for the bond my dog all man. That's your pussy
$150 gift it has to be sex a fan of YouTube. I mean, I bet $150 give
You get free
That's a thousand dollars
My own thing you're getting out dead fast
I'ma send it. I'ma send it. I'ma send it
Keep it. I go back. No, man. I use a 200. I just said the 150
What the fuck?
No, man.
I said, hey, he bought money out, man.
You said 150.
He out.
He out, man.
He out.
Man, too.
you
you
you
you
you
I mean,
yo.
He's in his age.
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
So, basically,
we might dig out that slab on my hand.
We gonna go for it.
Oh, I got you.
I got you.
You're my king.
You're my king.
You're my king.
You're my king.
Yeah.
Yeah, $1,200 to get him out of jail!
Fan him!
That was a blunt, that's how it is.
Okay.
I asked one.
I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna throw my mic.
Man, this nigga shit lagging.
Hang on, I'm going to prison.
He going, he going, he going back.
A bitch ass nigga out there just told me he's short.
This nigga short too.
Short of going to shrew university.
Bitch, he didn't get in. Fuck yeah.
Fuck we talking about this
Not getting this motherfucker
Come on gangsta, we got this bitch
Come on, we got this bitch nigga
Got this bitch
And nigga short too, short again in this motherfucker
And nigga, what she was in the university to put a say in this nigga
What?
How you calling me?
Mike Bonamio!
What up bitch ass nigga, I played your bun and she was high as fuck!
Man I appreciate you big hey
Hey man, I say hey
Hey, I need my song, why don't you break it?
I
Switch
Let me see
What the fuck?
What type of spinning was that?
Nigga spent with a congratulation bottle?
A celebration model?
What you celebrating?
Fuck!
Nigga popped the uh, what that's called a celebration model.
Stupid ass
I got a key.
What?
Let's go cafe.
Come on.
Let's go cafe.
What?
All right, Ben.
Oh, they got the police outside.
Age.
Age.
Why are you dressed like that?
No, I got a race in that workout.
Then I got a race again.
You know what?
Yeah
Oh, it's lagging, hey.
Oh, shit, check back.
Let me see where's the, oh, they're already ruining.
They lagging, too.
Oh, they're gonna ruin it, he's straight.
What are we going?
I thought you said you were gonna buy a silver boat.
No, I think, let me check right here.
Oh, he right here.
in the jumpsuit, miss thank you, you smell like Jim already
hey boy, see you can't, hey why make a check, you see
hey, you fine?
hey my girl, what the fuck happened to you?
I broke up with that guy again, I paid my bond to the dog
I got to talk to him
I fucked over him
what the hell man?
I didn't want that switch
I got to talk to that nigga with you
man, I don't know where he is, let's find him on that switch
I just need him for a day, but look, you can't be doing that with no gay bro
what?
Hey, hey, hey!
Man, what the fuck?
What's this bitch, man?
Get a little black hoodie?
Yeah.
You want to get the change you got off?
No, I want to jail, nigga.
For what?
I want to keep it real, man.
What the?
I forget you, but I ain't gonna lie.
It look like you ain't even come out the pussy.
Look like you came out the ass.
Look like you play shit with you out.
That's why he's the shit.
Yeah, exactly.
Bitch!
Hey, what's going on, man?
What's the move, though, son?
Hey, I got a prison officer here.
I got one, too.
I got the original right now.
I'm gonna save for a better day.
Put your shit on him, man.
Doug, I have to push that, that's me.
You want to go with that one?
Really push it, man.
Look, I hit him with this thing.
That switch.
I'm going to throw one.
Don't tell Doug we're coming to him.
It's a 48.
I told him I fucked with him all the time.
It's fucking.
We're only done here.
He changed up on the.
Chill me, chill me, chill me.
My dog said was out.
Excuse me.
My dog said was out.
You doing the phone?
Yeah, I'm just trying to fix something on my shirt.
What? What?
You know, I'm like a real technician.
Hold on, I'll be right back.
I'm a real technician.
No, I can technically, hey, you can technically take her from her dude.
That's what it could be.
Come on, what do you have?
Full-time nigga dough.
Throw one.
Man, that's crazy.
Hey, when I get to throw one and nigga dump, it's done.
He thinks it's cool, but he...
I ain't no rabbit hole.
Where is it?
If you don't...
Hey, Sean, good job.
Thank you for the sub.
What are you about to go?
To the gym.
Are you athletic or shit?
Yes, I'm not at all athletic.
Give me a real hug.
Yeah!
I'm not gonna say give him a real hug.
I've been fucking with this old industry.
You don't like criminals?
I don't know.
I thought that was coming from me, bro.
It's right here.
I
fucking business bitch
Shout out to you. Max show she's son. What?
Look at the next week as a bitch, man. Max and his sheep.
Well, we are, he's having a cop fucker.
Hey, who just saw them? Thank you guys. What?
I haven't seen you.
You know, I've been fucking. What you doing?
Like, skin? Okay.
What should I do?
We call them more like skin.
Why you trying to look out the window?
You broke out?
First time I broke out, I said he's gonna have a bond now.
I'm the brother that he went to jail.
That's really weird.
Motherfucker, he's weird.
No, that's weird, bro.
I
Damn shame to talk that bitch.
Now get your thick ass back back back here nigga.
You thick ass bitch, come here.
Come here you thick ass motherfucker.
Oh, DDG telling?
Man he ain't get enough of telling?
He told and got us in a position we ain't not
in position at home.
Man what a fuck.
man what a fuck we walk uncle snitching on a nigga man.
Well, well,
holy, holy, yo, hey.
It's not had a rain.
Nigga fuck nigga, we on.
Come on.
What that person said we on that?
Hey, come on.
We on that.
My room a yo room.
No, we gonna jump on.
Oh, what they put a little spin on the plus sign.
I said that, I said that.
I bet.
Fuck over now.
Hey, I said that.
When they say
I'm trying to go to jail. I'm gonna do some criminal. I don't make bail
I'm trying to go to jail
Come on. Come on. Come on.
You act like you didn't take the place.
They're trying to go to jail.
These are just all criminalized.
Don't make bail.
Nigga chased me, but the police failed.
No, huh, Barry?
Let's go, yeah.
Appreciate that, sir.
I believe, though.
Where'd you get that from?
Nigga, this nigga don't got real.
That fake is fucked, nigga.
All right.
All right.
Our bond is as I want.
I ain't doing no more bonding.
That shit caused me to swell, honey.
Nigga, you got your bag, bitch.
That's your ass in there.
We ain't going on the highway.
You
the cops coming after me let me dick you
let me dick you
let me dick you
man
we love you
so he dick you down
they say big Nick
anybody scared of that nigga
he 5-0 man
so how you gonna open the polly
we're done bro
yo
dick me buddy
hey dick me
I
DJ.
Phantom coming.
Hey, fucking nigga, Phantom.
Fucking nigga, Phantom.
Fucking nigga, Phantom screaming.
Fucking nigga, Phantom.
Fucking nigga, Phantom.
Where you campaigning?
Fucking nigga, Phantom.
Fuck on up.
Fucking nigga, Phantom, huh?
He will be.
Leave the stairs.
What upstairs, then?
He looking for the gym?
What upstairs?
Looking for the gym.
I already know.
Man, right now.
Man, y'all gotta just, hey, the money you get from this bitch
go and grab your TVU, guys.
I'm gonna buy your TVU.
Stay there.
What's good, brother?
What you want, guys?
Me?
I don't.
What's the vibe, man?
I
when it won't be said
He lagging you gotta fix this shit
How they went in the elevator yeah, but it's gonna jump in the elevator know what that elevator gonna do
I gotta go somewhere
Man who getting lit man?
Oh there we go.
Hey!
Hockey kid, thank you so much.
What's up?
What's up man?
What's up man?
What's up by the stairs?
What's up with the battery on it?
Oh we out this bitch, we out this bitch.
Wait a minute, put this in real quick.
I'mma hold that, I'mma hold that.
I'mma hold that.
Hold on, hold on.
This one, this one, this one good?
Everything in the box.
Hold on, 100%.
Put it on me, put it on me, camera.
The camera on the way.
What about the one that plugged into the camera?
Hold on.
Are we charging, bitch?
Oh, we don't, we don't boot it up, bitch.
It's hard, hard, hard, but it's heavy.
Yeah.
What you want to do when you put in the bag?
Do both stairs.
And we're going to fuck over that nigga, dog.
Hey, Chad.
Chad, we brought 14 batteries to this shit.
We brought 14 V-Mot batteries to that shit.
If my TV you die, hey, only way my TV you gonna die
is if I go.
If I go, I mean, meet the moth.
My TV you ain't gonna die, gangster.
Hey, him, hit the door.
Thank you for the song.
Bye, bye, bye.
I wrote it.
What the fuck is this?
That's the fuck some shit out.
Hold on, guys. I just got out of jail.
Man, come on, man. I'm gonna burn y'all.
Can I be YFL, man?
Say it, though, man.
You trying to get out of the fucking room?
I got PC.
I'm going to PC.
I'm going to PC.
I'm going to PC. I can't be in general.
I can be jailed, man.
Yeah, I'm not a general population fuck day.
Oh.
He's he wasn't I didn't make a six feet. I think I'm gonna be a good kid
out of jail. I think I'm gonna just be a good kid. It's like a time to read you
May be ready to start a twerking
I'm gonna be rich.
Okay, so Rico, Rico, Rico investigation. So man.
Man, I close all of them.
I shot the first.
I have to run.
Please get me.
Nigga, we're going to throw one.
Come on.
Come on.
Rico investigation. So.
Take the rebel.
Take the rebel check.
What kind life?
Leave it as Jesus nigga.
But nigga, I ain't live because cars stop streaming.
So his viewers can go fuck with us.
He a real nigga.
He a bitch though.
He call me a block fish.
He a real nigga though.
Leave me showing love.
Religion's in.
They give it a sub.
My man, my man, they give it a sub.
These for take?
We can take these?
Oh, shit.
Come on, come on, man.
I don't know what you're running around.
Hey, I'm a crook.
Hey, Mike, the big dog.
Thank you for the salt.
Big guy, sir.
Thank you for the salt.
Big guy, sir.
No.
All right, man.
What you mean, guys?
I said, big guy, see me, sir?
No, huh?
That's what DDG doing?
Don't tell them I broke out of jail, like.
That's what DDG doing?
Let me call Rune.
Let's go.
Oh, yeah.
He's selling a blitz.
Yeah.
We a little drunk.
Blake X habits.
Let me call Rune.
Shut up.
Come here.
Let me come in and put them on game.
They say gangsta.
They say DDG put missions on you.
He put money on your head.
So just watch yourself.
I don't know what it is.
Just be on the lookout.
All right, man.
It's good.
All right.
It's good.
Hey, we got a team up
Know who to put on the mission
Hey
What's down Daryl Granberry
You'll pay my hey no no listen listen I heard you put money on shit you send it hits
it's
you
telling niggas you started you snitching over the phone
man you snitching from at home nigga ain't snitching the reason you
I'm here niggas you're not
I'm just in my dorm
hahaha
oh yeah
you're darkening everything wrong man
nigga I ain't had shit
why you ain't coming up to the dorm yet
I told him he's my linger
oh yeah
hey but look I'm sending hits to your brother the main target pussy
lock back in Jack lock back in and for the sentence little nigga lock back
he don't do anything for money like back in under the water I'm gonna send this
little nigga lock back he didn't see him right here anything but hit this up or
I don't know yeah hey hit this subs you pour water on the read that little nigga
this little right little nigga right here oh yeah we all can't even see this
little nigga right here don't do it man wait the basketball court is all the way
down there he gonna do it for them but it's
sad for that bag yeah really nigga read it
I need to see I need to see you crash for that bag man
Josh Palmer injury with the 25 get that pre-shade you I'm sending you I'm sending it on hit
You do it within the next
Honey subs, honey subs, final off.
Honey subs, final off, forgive it, take it or leave it bro.
Honey subs, honey subs, let count, one, three, nine, six.
I might stay here, mate.
Yeah!
Hey!
Bitch, I like when she get eaten by a bitch.
Stay here, mate.
What's your maximum on quarter?
Wait, what are you doing?
You're going wrong.
Wait, what the bitch, yeah?
He said a hundred.
Hold on, he said a hundred?
He's in a dream?
Nah, a hundred.
No, Peter, what Mike is saying?
Who we getting now?
Find that boy, son.
Find that boy, son.
This shit evil.
How hard is it for you?
Evil shit.
Man, I'm trying to find, he's playing, man.
Now, he's playing.
I need to get back to Doug's room.
I
What
by my kids
who is this?
I don't know
I'm glad you made it
I said you could run down if you were Rose
I could get you any more
that would be good
just come find me
Larry King
I don't need Larry King
I got you
I got you
I got you
I got you
oh yeah back door
put it on though
you got him
yeah I'ma go
I'ma see you
alright bro
hey look
alright cool
he kind of shook it
he kind of shook it
back door open
put it on
back door open
Monday Larry
Are we having a class together this thing that only read is fucking chat man. I do
Man, he right there by dogs. I'm a moat man
I'm trying to see like who my
construction
construction
Man, you know that, you know that, you know that.
You know that.
It's not a little sorry, man.
You didn't come on stand.
But yeah, I'm a cashier.
I work at a gas station, you feel me?
Oh, what's the finish?
I understand.
You're a strong dog, baby.
You finish it.
You better up that shit right now.
I'm going to keep it a butt.
Look, I'm chopping.
No, I do.
Oh, you're chopping?
I'm chopping on canvas.
Is it what you do?
Man, it's a mess.
I'm going to miss out on a bag, man.
That force came in.
That force you got.
You got to show me who the sick is.
Good.
That's Maddy O'Rean.
Come here, I gotta go on here.
I gotta go on here.
I forgot about the mucka.
Ooh.
I heard you.
Look at the fuck.
Mike told me, until you, you poor sails of bitch.
Now I see, you is poor sails of bitch.
Fuck you, nigga.
Hey look, I did what I needed to do.
We could call it a truce from them.
I ain't put money on my head.
I could feel like your brother putting bags up his head.
We could do the same thing.
We can do the same thing, but it's like, what we really doing?
What's the beat for me and you?
So you just catch a beat for subs?
I had to hit the gun.
But my real problem is I don't see you with this shit
about 18 times.
Why you keep beating this shit, nigga?
18 times, we know you're getting money.
Why you keep on this fuck-ass shit?
Same way I seen them on fucking post,
about you in the bed with a nigga.
I
See how you playing it. I say you're playing we could write better right now instead of this shit
You show you got this shit
You go first now you go first ladies first
Say ladies first
shit. Siri don't even tell me hands or tails. W848,000 on YouTube.
I say I say I say. Okay.
Wait, who measures this? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Who
measures this? You just beat box while I was in the red. Not
only you're not going to talk, why the fuck did you beat boxing,
bitch? Shut up. You're not even next week. Anyways,
Anyways, I say I say I say
I'm finna make you mad
They call you who what day?
They do they do they do they do they do they do they do they do they do they do they do they do they do they do they do
That's it. If you had a bitch, I bet you she wouldn't be bad
Shit, that's not gonna work.
Damn
No, no, no, no, wait, wait, let me tell you what, it's good.
Nigger.
When a nigger hit at you first, when you hit back,
nigger, it's no holds ball, bitch.
Your stupid ass got your gun, too.
Now you got hit with that, bitch, you a hoe.
Nigger, I'd rather get hit first,
because when I hit back, bitch, I can hit you with everything.
I fucking got you.
Excuse me, sir.
Did you just say you'd rather get hit first?
Remember to pull sand soft.
It's a little bit of a trap.
You're not living like that.
Man, what the fuck, Nigger?
That's sling.
I've been waiting for a nigger to put hands on me, nigger.
Now I crash, and I tell you, you're gonna pay so, bro.
Now when I put that nigga earring out of there
and snap the veneers out now, he gonna be crying.
It's over with now, hold on, is that a girl?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
You let me get a weapon, did you?
Excuse me, excuse me.
Yeah?
I can't let you real quick.
Yeah, what's up?
Where you about to go?
YouTube lounge.
Oh, you, you, you used to be in the show.
I'm speaking.
Okay.
Yeah, hello?
Do I have a picture?
Yeah.
Yeah, I see that, I see that, I see that.
I got a sneaker tat sneaker tat dub, huh that is good. I'm gonna pick them up and make sure you pick your brother up next pussy
Criminals
Fuck off my face.
Yay!
Fuck off my face.
Well, fuck.
What the fuck?
Show my gang.
We're standing here, it's mine.
Fuck off my face.
We're standing here.
What the fuck?
Huh?
Why don't you let's y'all sit down and shut your pretty ass up, nigga?
Hey, hey, what you gonna do, yeah?
We on that thing.
We on that.
We on that suburb.
We on that suburb.
What up?
What up?
I'm on that.
Anybody on campus?
Anybody?
Nigga, the fuck you doing?
Direct and trying to get your poor saying shit on.
I'm a taker. What what? Yeah. I
got bitches. How many you got?
Oh, he couldn't get. I like that.
Come on. Come on. That's Larry.
Yeah, that's the gas station. Yeah,
that's the gas station.
What
Oh, yeah, I need him back though, and I need him back though, V-Seph.
Hey, hey, don't put me on speaker.
You see that David on TV nigga right there?
Yeah, yeah, roll him out, roll him out.
Hey, go get roll him out.
Roll him out, son.
Yeah, he's 60.
No, I'm 30.
Very short 60.
Dang.
All right.
Get him out.
Roll him out.
Hey, Chad, give me a second.
Get him out.
Turn the ass down a little bit.
Fuck that nigga, son.
I didn't say this.
That's in my way.
No way.
No way.
Hey, guys.
There's a black widow.
I don't give a second.
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to go to clans.
Man, what the fuck's the bird doing, man?
Y'all just gotta put in jail, but they're building it out.
You don't think it's possible?
He's only gonna slide away.
I
Did they
Know what the fuck they didn't joke that by 17 years
I
That's your chain boy. Take it off me bitch. Oh what they fake ass fuck on my face?
You know funny my company
I
Oh
Yeah
Hey, I know man stand on that business. Hey take that nigga happy me take that nigga ski man's a run
I'm talking about straight
I got a car suburb tell her to remember who the fuck you are talking crazy about me.
Fuck.
I ain't cock blackin' chat, suburb baby told Andre fuck me, nigga I don't want bondage
you out of jail nigga.
Send this nigga a voice message.
They say, bitch, watch your mouth when you speak on me, nigga.
I'm the nigga bonded you out of jail.
How you gonna tell another nigga that ain't been there all day?
Fuck me.
No, nigga, fuck you.
Nigga, I got sliders everywhere.
Make sure you pick the right side, bitch.
Yeah, he gon' get that answers.
That nigga churchin'.
Nigga, I'm callin' the shots from home, nigga.
Fuck you.
That music is that.
me talking you got a n***a trying to spray me hold on hold on hey what you
thinking that shit for a n***a hey hello you see me talking to all the n***a
on the phone I ain't put them on the phone I tell that n***a watch his mouth when he
speak on me hey watch your mouth when you speak on me now you gonna say fuck me
I wanted you out of jail. That was $1,300. Now you're trying to get some pussy
He was there.
Get the 10-subs.
You heard it.
She heard it too.
Who was there?
Who was there?
Kee Cosmic.
How you spell that shit?
K-I-C-O-M-I-C.
Give 10-subs right now.
Show what we have in that shit.
Oh, nigga.
Get this shit.
Nigga broke it.
Give 10-subs right now, nigga.
Kee Cosmic.
Send that shit.
Babe, you don't need knives.
Just keep shaking.
You don't need knives.
Shoking.
Come on.
Let me see it.
Let me see it.
What are you saying?
What are you doing?
What's he doing?
What are you doing?
Huh?
What you doing?
You got the 10 times here?
I don't even know.
You got the 10 times here?
Niggas say he been thugging.
Show me you the sinkers there, man.
Did y'all say this?
Did you say that?
You getting mad.
Did you get the subs?
Broke and shit.
I'm going to send it.
What's up?
What's up, shit?
Did y'all send it or not?
What's up, shit?
What's up, shit?
He nigga don't want me to win, bro.
I'm going to send you, dude.
He nigga don't want me to win, so.
Hey, hey, what's up, shit, shit?
I ain't go lie to you.
I can't trick on you tonight.
I'm sorry. Get on your good dude. Have a good one.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I got you.
You know what I'm talking about?
Let's do that. Come on. Come on. Come on.
What's somebody saying? Five.
DdG. I need my twenty-five.
Sit down, baby. Hey. Sit down.
Get my gun right now.
Fuck that nigga, DdG. Sit down. Sit down.
Whoa, I got...
Wait. Trick it. Wait, I'm tricking.
I got Payton to do something.
I got Payton swam a nigga out. I got to go do that.
How much you got paid?
Twenty-gifted.
Hey, boo, should I send you eight thousand right now?
I'm not trying to...
I got 8,000 right now you talking about $20.
That's $100.
And $21,000.
$18,000.
That's 8 racks, $416.
Hold on.
And $76.
Come on, man.
This nigga shit lagging, man.
Okay, nigga DD.
I also need a shit right now.
Just talk to a nigga real quick.
That's 8 racks right there.
I
Say I pay you to slam on the bird baby
I'm trying to be on some bully time trying to be crazy. I'm trying to be on but I ain't no boyfriend
What if I said I'm fucking with you?
You did my big bro
Fuck no
That's why we know you as hello daddy
You
That's what I like, that's what I like, man, nigga.
What the fuck?
Y'all telling me he did it?
What y'all spamming that for?
Oh, he did it.
Send the fucking clip.
I need evidence.
Man, I need evidence.
Man, what the evidence said, man?
Go back.
man come on man
I'mma get hold of him
fuck you
I'mma see you
fuck you center
fuck you
center you'll never be a winner
fuck you
you lost when you turned me down
fuck you nigga
fuck you
fuck
fuck wrong with her boy
he did it
she did it
he did not do it
He did not do it
Let me see
Well, what the fuck the clip every fucking thing these niggas
Right easy niggas fucking with me, bro
He telling his brother
I
Sent a blitz nigga, I'm saying they could get out the class didn't they give do something gang
And somebody
I did it
Let me go let me go see my nigga that money man. He said it. Let me go pay my young nigga Mike
I've seen that shit man
Mike trying to see clips. Where am I?
I'm gonna see the little nigga calm your little ass down. How much I told a nigga
How much I told him 25 25
I'm gonna give you 25 because I ain't see it with my own eyes.
25.
25.
25.
Get the, yeah.
W little nigga.
W little nigga.
I just sent the 25 chat.
Yeah.
25.
25.
25.
25.
25.
25.
25.
25.
25.
25.
25.
to the skin your feet wet man. Hey your first really your first
drill supposed to be free. You lucky you got 25. I had to make sure you was
certified. You get what I'm saying? So now I know you certified. Any mission
after that you get the fool you get the full thing you know. So now I know you
certified is good. So what's the next trip then? What's the next trip? What's the next trip?
I'm trying to slam my home
I'm trying to slam my home
What is the next trick?
Man go throw some water in Runic's face man
Who? Runic?
I'm gonna go fuck Runic up right now
The water in his face
Yeah. Oh, oh, he did. Oh, the real club. That's the
he got a real club for the C now for the C now.
Man, this shit ain't working, bro. Uh oh.
What you sipping on? What you sipping on?
Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see.
Let me know. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see.
Let me you ever call city street on me again.
I'm going to fuck over you boy. Yeah.
Don't talk, don't pour that water on me.
I'm going 48 your ass, boy.
Don't you pour that water.
I know you thinking about it.
Don't you pour that water on me.
I know you think about it.
Say your man.
You see?
Say you apologize.
I won't.
Spray on me with that bull shit.
Don't pour that water on me, brother.
I see you thinking about it.
Don't pour that water on me.
I need a movie.
You thought I was a real prisoner, huh?
Take me to jail, officer.
You know how I feel about you?
I'm gonna let you slide again.
I know you got a family.
Yeah, but this ain't got nothing to do with you.
If you ain't had no family, nigga, you'd be through.
This ain't got nothing to do with you.
I got love for you.
I got love for you.
This ain't got nothing to do with you, though.
You're gonna be a star.
So when I see you, when I see you,
you see how I feel about you.
I don't want this ain't got nothing to do with you.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Bitch, I be selling them blitz.
Hold on.
Look at the watch the clip.
Look at the watch the clip.
Got all these little niggas on payroll, man.
Yeah, let me see how you acted up for me.
Alright, is that enough of you?
Oh! Woohoo!
Man, this shit's so up!
Don't that boy, man?
Yeah, he did it for MacArthur!
I got you, I do
That nigga did that for the boss man
I got you, I do
I do. That nigga did that for the
Yeah, he did that for me, man.
I'm talking about money talking right now.
Nice to meet you.
But you are a professor too, right?
No, I'm a fellow.
I'm a gangster.
I know I might be a young nigga, but just know, just think about it.
See, you know what I like about you?
You're sweet smart and book smart.
make those. I'm gonna get up with your dream. I just sent the blitz on wrong.
Oh, my just have a dream. That's to play. My just have a dream about
dream. Yeah, don't fuck. I have a dream. I'm a bad habit.
Hey, Chad, these are wild. DDG sent the hit on it. I just sent the hit on it.
I ain't got no pigs at this point
So please submit that so I can clean it up.
It's everything going now, everything going now.
OK.
All right, good.
How you guys doing?
Oh, you don't want to put your shoes on?
No, yeah, I'll be glad to do that.
That camera man breathing hard is a bit.
Man, who is it?
Who is it, Doug?
I heard him on the site.
I was running, running, running.
I'm looking for running.
See what he on.
My bad chat.
I had a lock in right quick
phone crack
That's busy. I just told that man go crash man
She got runic way
Man, she done got runig wet, man!
No, end up!
End up!
End up!
Damn, they done ranig to no connection.
I like that. I ain't dead.
Don't touch me fuck
there they are
nigga you the fucking cop you should know i'm looking for it
what a gem gangster
why the fuck why the fuck these b**** ain't blocked off with 30 million nine 39
million security guards why they why they nigga get right to
nigga said we don't force you
uh-oh uh-oh
So why are you playing with me bro?
Yes he did!
He ain't say fucking.
He's in?
Oh!
Oh!
Man, they dug up my dog!
Man!
You didn't see that coming?
Let's go.
Man, they fucking opened the roof!
Man, hold on, man.
Hold on.
Let me call this nigga, man.
Let me call Roo right quick.
Hell no, son
1280 I don't think we're gonna talk on the phone
Damn runig give up the older son
It's a dragon.
Falkenegger!
What the shit scare is that right?
Niggas slamming my dog up.
Slime of my dog. Oh, what do I bet mine?
Everybody who who that was I gotta put a hit on something. Yeah, man. I
Gotta put a he she's lying my dog room
She don't want to slam my dog
Is this up right here?
So I gotta put a hit on her, huh?
So I gotta put a hit on her, huh?
Oh look at this trouble, bro!
So I gotta put a hit on her, huh?
Fuck, bro!
Fuck!
Fuck, I gotta trouble!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
I gotta trouble!
Fuck!
Fuck!
You can't rob me.
You gotta get a detention.
I already gotta, I already gotta see the dean
at 2 p.m., bro.
You got extra girl?
Yeah.
All right, boom, good.
I need, I need for you to come back.
Dad.
Yeah, I hear you.
All right, man.
Dean make a call real quick.
Where the fuck?
Oh, god.
I need a call.
I got it.
Yo.
Oh, no, y'all.
What is that?
Fuck.
I...
We need more water. Where can we get more water? Yeah.
Where can we get more water?
Send who? Send Maya?
I'm accidentally gonna slime something from here.
I'm trying to slime something.
so send who I'm gonna have to send something on without a slam huh guys I
have a club right now
bad all right bitch bitch bitch
For you.
Later.
Oh, Max.
You think it's a jump?
I'm checking to see.
Yo, hey. Hey. Hey, BDE.
Take your time to do it. BDE.
I said, what the fuck are they talking about?
What the fuck are they talking about?
What do I leave?
I said, I don't want to go to the bathroom or anything.
What do I do?
Now you got to go on me.
Get your bitch ass off me, nigga.
I'm a fucking grown ass man.
Man, fuck you, holla ass nigga.
Nowhere.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
I'm going back to jail.
Fuck this shit.
I'm not uncounted.
I'm not uncounted.
I'm going back to jail.
Fuck these niggas.
Anybody thinking it was in New York?
One of the last niggas.
Let's go.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I
Oh
That's your leg and shit fuck
I'm like a foster dream on green. I got you baby
I'm like a foster dream on green with a bitch
He fuck well shit like a bird
Please. I know this. I'm
talking to them. Damn check
is you. No, too many tabs open.
Alright, let me refresh. Let me
you.
Give me a second, Chad. Give me a second. Let me shake back.
Oh, my shit. Two weekend.
Turn off.
Turn off.
Turn off.
Yeah.
What's that boy running?
Do you bestin' like me?
What's that boy running now?
Hold on a minute, I'll shoot you till the voice
Summer to the point, you're the best
What's that boy running?
Do you bestin' like me?
What's that boy running?
Do you bestin' like me?
What's that boy running now?
You doin' your little dance with me
You bust that billet running comin' through
Fast as you will, boy, I hit you with some punches
And that mama want it too, hangin' bad in a club
And that dude lookin' hard like you won't get his ass up
I'm on that punk, I got nuts on that here
I got drugs, Mr. Brown with the white I forgot who I was
I'm a tough, I'm a short Mr. Zane with the purse
Transform in this bitch and make the leaders all for fun
Hold on, I'll shoot you, turn the boys over
You know they only care for me, you bust that real-life money
Do you bust it like me?
Uh, bust that real-life money
Do you bust it like me?
You
I see you move and I like the way you move, but you better watch my move.
I'm side to finish, they can get real ugly, they can get real ugly.
If I just touch me, then I know that you're feeling it.
Hold on, I see you turn the bus.
Summer, you know the only dance for me, what's that you like?
Do you bus it like me?
Uh-uh, what's that you like?
Do you bus it like me?
Uh-uh, what's that you like?
What's that you like?
What's that you like?
What's that you like?
Hold on, I see you turn the bus
I
I'm going.
I'm going
I'm going
I'm going
What's up, nigga?
Don't even think about it.
Do you want a pizza?
I want a pizza, too.
I love any pizza.
Don't even think about it.
I want a pizza.
I want a pizza.
You don't think about it.
Hey me, fuck wrong with y'all.
Damn.
It ended on YouTube?
What ended on YouTube?
How YouTube ended?
What the fuck?
Come on, so it ended on YouTube?
Don't even restart it, there's no point.
What the fuck?
What you mean it started a whole new video just deleted I mean just turn off cuz that
just don't make no sense like how the fuck did you two do that leave it alright y'all
I already know what this mean.
Yeah, I already know what this mean.
I said, blew me.
Yeah, I already know.
What the fuck, bro?
Momo, how did you do that?
I didn't.
I didn't do shit.
They still say it's long and high or up.
I did nothing.
No, no, they don't know.
He stopped IRL, bro.
I didn't stop shit.
I didn't touch nothing on the website.
He's restarting computer.
Right.
Oh shit, Kai got some of her baby. Fuck grown I did.
We might even take a bucket to get a nigga two hours.
What the fuck?
Hey, sir!
Give me a hour to pick up my phone.
What the fuck did a nigga do?
Put up in the buckets and leave.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, sir.
Lock him up.
I'm going to show you what's coming up.
You think I can buy yourself.
What do I do?
Buy yourself.
Buy yourself.
Buy yourself.
Buy yourself.
Buy yourself.
Buy yourself.
I've been vibing.
I ain't doing nothing illegal.
I've been vibing.
What?
I've been vibing.
I've been vibing, bruh.
I've been vibing, gang.
Chad, y'all gonna have to...
Chad, y'all gonna have to stop.
Chad, y'all gonna have to get out of here.
Whatever the fuck just happened, don't let this shit happen, man.
I know you didn't.
Whatever you did.
Whatever happened.
Yeah, whoever write it, I'm top shit.
Get your ass on my face.
Fuck off, man.
Hi, Brittany with your team, guilty.
Hey, free my dog.
Y'all got my nigga.
Fuck them.
Hey, he ain't got a bone this time.
That's 12 and 6.
Fuck you, nigga.
Hey, he ain't got a bone this time, puss.
What?
How bout, how bout, how bout?
What the fuck, man?
Appreciate the six get there, Ray.
Oh, they turned up for my dog.
I ain't free him out that summer, man.
I do not know what happened to the YouTube chat.
Please don't spam it.
It should piss me off.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What?
Now he's trying to call me.
Nigga, don't get up with your what?
Fuck you.
Nigga, don't get up with your what?
What's the use of it?
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, bring me up with them soles, thanks.
What would I tell you to sew up to?
I got it.
Sew up to their ass.
How you doing?
Car not even working, huh?
Huh?
What you do?
Eat the key?
Hungry ass nigga.
Fuck wrong with you, boy.
Let me see it.
My breath smell?
Nigga, your future smell.
The breast smell, I don't get it.
Nigga, I ate the key.
That's why the car not working.
I
Need a hungry fuck fuck that boy
What?
500 serves bitch. I'll give myself
I got money give a fuck about the price
Well, I drop a hundred racks on myself
I
I
uh, Kello like better than me. So like how do he really be treating like this woman and stuff like that?
W. Guipty! W. Uh, Miss Candy!
W. Miss Candy!
Y'all, I've been trying to call, let me, I think he wants us to go a spin on some.
Let me see. I'm trying to...
Wait, let me, let me call.
He's a gentleman
My phone keep connected to your earplugs
Check out the owner which number she called he's loyal and respectful. How they know cheater
Hmm
Well, I'm gonna connect to this other
Y'all know what to do okay, I ain't trying to be one of them people but they was in my chest
I don't know how true this. Yeah, it's any he was in a room with another girl. I don't know how true this
I don't know. Allegedly. Allegedly.
They gotta go stand for me.
I don't know. Allegedly. But they did say it in my chat.
But I wouldn't be your friend if I didn't tell you.
What a girl. I don't know.
That's true. I don't know.
I ain't trying to be that person, but you know me.
You know me. I've seen it too. I've seen it too.
I've seen it though, bitch. Don't tell them I've seen it.
I've seen it too. Tell them I'll let you know.
Is there a room?
Hey, don't let her know.
Oh
Okay, I thought she was saying whatever to say
She ain't trying to stand man
Hello, ma'am
Look, what's your name?
How are you?
Oh, well, you're sober, baby.
Oh, you know me. You know a nigga.
Okay.
Wait, he got away.
I just broke out of prison. I would try to watch him over the police looking for me.
Did you get it? You got off the house?
Yeah.
I can't even tell. I'll be snitching on myself.
I
Man I need you to go on a mission man for some
Yeah
I said I need you to go on a mission for some
I know look look I know what you ate I ate that boy was in that room talking about he cleaning up baby powder
Hello, hello, hello was in that room talking about you cleaning up baby powder. He went
clean. No, they was up and they're flirting this shit. He ain't. Oh, shit. What up?
What's that? Hello? What you mean?
Keep it cool. I'm starting. All right, bro. I ain't gonna let him know you was on Jordan
What's up?
Who's the lead?
He leaked my number. No way.
I'm not here. I'm not here.
I'm going over there. Oh, go
back. Go back. Go back. Go
back. Excuse me. I'm on the
for Paulie, but I seen y'all
Don't get up with shit.
Hey, I heard the guy, thank you for the cell.
You open this bitch.
Oh no, who knows, Elevator, we gonna lie.
Come on this bitch.
Come on this way, come on this way.
And check, if she's a farce, we gotta stop and talk.
I know we're on the wrong, we gotta stop and talk.
Appreciate you.
Hey, how you getting this bitch?
It's, it's, it's, it's a run.
It's a run.
It's a run.
Fuck.
Yeah, what's that, what's that, what's that, what's that?
Fuck this A.
Fuck, what the fuck are you doing in there?
Make up!
You can't get inside!
What's this?
What's this?
I'm not here!
Yo!
Give me this bitch!
Give me this bitch!
Come, come, come, come!
Come on, come on, come on, fuck this bitch!
Fuck this boy!
Fuck this boy!
Fuck this boy!
Fuck this boy!
Fuck this boy!
Fuck this boy!
Fuck this boy!
I didn't do shit nigga, don't even arrest me for no fucking reason.
Man this nigga shit went black.
What the fuck wound it going?
Oh
Let me call him
What do you love? What do you love? What do you love?
What you lost what you lost
What type of ammo you a
Hey, you know I sent the nigga to get that
I'm different I'm different I'm fucking what you did somebody went to your backpack for sure
Oh
You
You might do it at the same time both y'all get the equal
What?
Nigga, my nigga's holding rules.
He said, he said, it's like fucking nigga.
Fucking nigga.
That's all I did.
I need water.
I need water.
Right, oh, nah, that ain't no water.
What about this? We just thought it was me.
That got us for you.
That's what I'm doing.
That's what I'm doing.
Let's go do it.
Come here.
Come here!
Fuck on it!
Turn me up!
Some of you are the sickest, man!
Let me stop running that way.
Some of you are the sickest, man!
Hey, camera man, bring on your seat.
Oh, how did you get here?
I don't see you.
Hey, come here.
Come here, nigga.
What's your name?
I don't know you!
Chad is trying to say, what's up?
Exactly. What are you talking about?
Edby, come here.
Come on, cheers.
I got it.
We're gonna catch him.
There we go.
We can't make it obvious though.
We gotta be chill.
We can't make it obvious.
Yeah, now be cool be cool. We're gonna catch them. We're gonna catch them be cool. We're gonna catch them
We're gonna catch them on bro damn my phone going slow right here. We gotta get help right here. It's a I'm offline
Yeah
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, we gotta, we gotta to sit in the P's way and be up to Ellie.
I hope he's chatting.
Tell him don't do it.
On my seat, come on, I'm, I'm doing that, right.
You can do that.
What?
Right.
I'm like the next kind of leg and a little bit.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
He's snitching in his chair.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hold this, uh, take a little bit of place.
Hold it for a little bit.
Hold it for a little bit.
Hold it for a little bit.
Hold it.
Hold it.
That's shit buddy.
That's so shit.
It's working now.
No, I got it in the party.
It's working.
It's working.
It's working.
It's working.
I'm in it.
It's just working.
It's working.
It's working.
It's working.
I thought we went to the gym.
Where the gym at?
Check.
Be cool.
We're going to be...
I'm following you.
We're following you.
Alright, good.
That's it.
Put it in.
Where do you go to the gym?
I'm not listening to y'all.
No more change.
Wait.
Where is it?
Oh
It's ugly right here we got 45 minutes of the app, bro
Literally, uh-uh
She nowhere it's our first time coming out like we was standing up. Oh, yeah, just finish the shit like yes
Oh
I'm lagging hard
I'm trying to see what's going on
look at Marsha
Marsha
I mean, two boys, three boys
they're going to stand on business, man
wait, there you go
oh, bitch asked me the S.I.D.
oh, no
he's right here in the 2-1
oh, man
check
Oh, that's gonna move my back.
Chad spam one if we go to the track.
That's supposed to be like, oh, W-2, 1, 2, 1, 2.
That way y'all gonna get to some shit like that.
Yeah.
Y'all gotta be like, oh, W-2, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll be saying that.
Sometimes I don't even know who be sitting in that shit.
How you don't know?
Like, I don't know.
It'll be going too fast.
I'll pay somebody for a damn TVNU on a plane right now.
What the fuck?
I'll be good at this.
I got this.
Okay.
Hmm.
I got more right now.
Haha.
No customer.
Three in a house.
Four thousand subs?
Yeah.
Four thousand subs.
I ain't dealing with any standing on the old business man.
I'm a snitch, it's a low讀.
see something show me you the ticket clip clip clip what's clip what's clip I'm
my slide what club what club
what clip man we're only blisters man we're only running around ain't maxing
it's just old man
oh see he looking for us. look at who? he said Kai looking for ya.
What man, we're jelly and we ain't even doing shit. Yeah, we ain't doing nothing
Where is we going oh
Do you want to do it?
Bro, this is the only way to do it.
What?
Bruh.
Hey, where is the gym?
Not for real, because...
Yeah.
Now really so like, I love you, really.
You're so damn good.
What the fuck?
See the real boss, what about me?
I'm the real boss.
I'm the real boss.
Who the fuck?
Who the fuck?
That ain't, that ain't.
Man, I mean, who gonna stand on that business, man?
What's this clip?
What's going on that shit here?
Just like I said.
Just like I said, you ain't doing that here.
Hey, let's take a look at this shit.
This yo.
That was from the scuff?
Oh
Fucked up. Talk to them 20 people.
They got real stuff.
Talk to them 20 people.
And I try to breathe for the last, you know, five days straight.
Okay, I'm gonna just, I don't know how to do it.
I'm gonna be like, try to, try to, just not.
I didn't try to yet, but I'm gonna talk to them, too.
I'm gonna talk to them, too.
But I'm very sure that, you know, it was the drinks.
I don't know what's going to happen.
I don't want to know.
I don't want to know what's going to happen.
I've got real smoke for what?
I've got a lot of events and everything, so try to.
What they smoke for?
So it's not even on that.
But because you got a student smoking,
they don't like to get a candy can.
They don't like to get a candy can.
You know, but I, it was, like I said,
I appreciate you for letting me answer you.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I know I am.
But now I was like, that's the growth that I just need.
And then it's gone.
It was.
And you know what that is too?
Yeah.
That's that auditorium.
And the GCCs, bro.
Guys.
It's too much going on right now.
Tell my brightness, sir.
where's the bash I'm still looking for the basketball court yes on the bashable
court I don't think anybody is there
Hey, nice to meet you. Benjamin. Benjamin, I'm Shaz. Nice to meet you, love.
Do you like some girls?
Some of them, Chad.
No, I'm just kidding.
What? What?
Gift niggas, how the cells apart with me?
Man, this nigga right in on me.
I want a real man.
I click in this man right on me.
Nobody read on my up to fuck.
This man is towing on me.
They ain't even out.
Hey, I see I see they just the light hold up
My body line on my name saying I told Mac told man, hold up man
The line is check what the fuck I'm gonna tell on check stop
I told him way.
Oh, wait.
Oh, DDG told him.
Oh!
Oh
Tell the ticker misses don't believe nothing your chest saying DDG is slamming people out paying people to say that
What the fuck I'm gonna tell them
That's that that nigga Darrell Grandberry. He's paying people to lie
His brother just told on me
Let me call this nigga Darrell Grandberry
You're gonna change this number overnight.
I know we had no damn luck.
They're gonna block me after telling.
Say, man, what you, man, your brother ran for it.
Your brother, and your brother ran on me.
What did he do?
He told the Dean that I sent a hundred I put a hundred on his head
You did oh, yeah, oh y'all snitching again to get off my land. That's the rat brothers. They're making a brand
Hey check go tell Maya the DDG line. I mean that DDG sent a hit
You thought I was gonna find it
Look at the man there is a shit, huh?
Hey God bless you
Rat brother
The a what OC 17 what the fuck thought it was 18 and up
I'll take that back. I clicked a little too late. I don't know what the fuck build doing
Tell us if I got if I wanted to fight a nigga and I get in his face. I'm hit
It's all I need you to do you think
Can't worry about people that's getting 20 30 minutes check
You can't
Ha ha
Ah
There's one more try?
Let's try
Let me go try
Who are the basketball court?
Nobody over there
Oh man
Nobody at the basketball court?
I need a shower bro. I look like shit. I'll do it right?
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, Wulik. Wulik, Wulik, Wulik.
Let me go inside this shit. Bro, if I go inside this shit.
The browse and you just click real quick, he look just like I from the car.
I don't know, but I'm assuming it's dog shit
I think you say somebody views dog shit stuff out of everybody. No, and we spent two hours putting in
You know I just found out I put it in T-Pain's room on that
That's what's him taking all this stuff out
My fucking live you don't work nigga slamming you all
They say Doug just snitched on me. So who?
He got a rat first.
So, the animal's right there.
Where?
When he was walking to the gym, I said, you got a rat.
Didn't he see me?
I don't know if you saw him.
Damn!
Let me put you in my bag. What we saying this way?
Yeah, too straight.
Hey, they did, did, did.
What does this do? What's trying to do?
No, look at my feet.
My feet froze.
That be all the way.
Where you going, Jordan?
Man, you about to straight land.
Why my all the way?
Alright, I'mma tell you, I'm waiting on Kello.
Fuck man, Wi-Fi, yes!
We working though, chair, we trying to hit it, man.
Oh my god, I should have got the TVU.
Fuck.
Tell Mac to send me a TVU.
Bitch, I didn't even got a TVU pussy.
Fuck, man.
I need a-
Do you respect me?
Hell, okay.
So why earlier it was like, oh, you do the sit on the ground and say, hey, clean this shit up, nigga?
Remember that?
Right, right, right?
Man, it's not kind of fucked up.
Oh, never do that.
You'll never do that?
No.
So that was just a thing of the past.
Yeah.
Do you respect me?
I'm trying to see if you can get active, man.
My niggas ain't getting active for real, bro.
Oh, the DG.
Bitch ass nigga.
Freaky ass nigga.
We're gonna try to laugh the pain away.
Shit gonna be uncomfortable.
They picked the same.
What the fuck roof wanna do?
Get the light off.
Stay right there.
I lost it right there.
I lost it right there.
No!
Dabbing a roo got out!
Yeah bitch!
Yeah bitch!
Yeah!
Is he lagging right here?
No, he's lagging.
That's what's over there boy.
Where is he?
Let me come.
He's right behind us.
Keep going.
What's that?
Where is it?
I don't know.
That's right.
He went.
Oh, bro.
Yo, you fucked over my bed, bro.
You fucked over my bed.
Oh, my god.
Do you know where the party is tonight?
Yeah, bro.
He fucked over my bed.
All right.
All right.
Let me know.
You guys can work.
OK, gang.
I
Pay thousands for this sheet
shit he fucked my shit up niggas fucking over ruining my niggas going
on in that boy's life I mean going on in my back page no in the beginning how
did it start my brother said fuck you I took up for you brother you stick up
for me. Because you in the same class as me. Where you run for your own brother? He don't even fuck with you.
Oh, nigga slamming. Nigga slam my dog. Nigga what the fuck? Oh no.
Man, it's gonna suck in my dog!
Man, I'm only getting slanted out to the maximum.
I was a baby right there.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I'm here.
All of you.
And what will me?
I'm going to say again.
Again.
Well, hold on.
That's my about the.
Man.
Man.
Hey
Listen, bro, what the fuck is going on today? What the fuck is really going on with you?
So what it is, but now wipe that shit off for each other
Oh
Right
Oh
I
I'm gonna take my boat back to the
hill. I'm gonna take it back.
You guys get back.
When I'm with my friends.
Hey, I hope you know.
The Maya ain't standing on those
business, man.
We can break all the rules.
We're breaking all the rules.
We're breaking all the rules.
We're breaking all the rules.
We're breaking all the rules.
What's up, gangsta?
You just crashing huh?
Hey, read your messages in your phone right quick.
All right, I'm gonna drop one right now and check your phone.
Check your phone, check your phone.
Watch it.
I don't know if I should hit or not, but he's crazy.
He ain't gonna like me.
He ain't gonna roll by the stairs on the third floor.
He's front of the stairs.
Can you help me?
Can you help me?
We squashed the shit, bro.
I gotta make sure he up there.
You wanna hit the black sand fielder?
Yeah.
You know what, I feel like when my brother did it,
it was disrespectful to him.
I don't know how to do it in a game.
Right, your own brother said, fuck you.
Why would you even feel like it's okay
to team up with him?
Bro, the old man fucked your house up and called him.
I never, okay.
But at the end of the day, his house got fucked up.
But wait, didn't his warehouse got fucked up?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
He's a fucking moron.
They are.
They are.
They are.
Hey, you getting in the straight?
What?
You getting in the straight?
No.
Come on, Nick.
Why are you doing that?
That ain't gonna look like Kyle.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You got to be kidding, man.
Hey, I'm not gonna be kidding.
I'm gonna tell you something.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What's going on there?
Watch out, you nicks.
Hey, how you know
Oh
We're classy in here over here
Well, what's the bear baby doing?
Right before I came to this it's a game
Runic and dub and shoot each other to the string as we speak nigga. Fuck that nigga runic. I do whatever give me out this bitch
open up the money out, please.
three three.
three three four.
three, one, I check.
Who's gonna, who's gonna
I got it
Wait, they said
N***a, I don't respect that pussy ass red shit, bitch you 12
Mike said you respect this thrill is rich red shit Mike. Fuck you. I'm doing what I gotta do bitch. I'm a rat
Fucking hell yeah, I'm hungry
Fuck my wrist
I got these clothes tight as a bitch. Please do to me
Hey Mike you talking all that shit, I tell on YouTube bitch. Don't you come up here?
All right, so look your new code name you not suburb baby right now
What I'm gonna run in shut up
Man snickers a bitch man. I just bundled out a rap problem on his mission right now
You about to be on two problem of the CR
No
Yeah, check it in this bitch.
Check it in here.
Hey, let me get a flask of this bitch, baby.
Hardest.
Hardest?
Shit nigga, what I tell you?
Nigga, let me turn up in that bitch and she'll be down.
Nah, we might check out.
We might go live for a little while.
Hang on.
I'm known as a part of your night.
I was from the third one.
Ha ha ha.
Mmm.
Mmm.
What?
Oh, I think Sookie got some too.
Yo, Sookie.
Sookie who?
You got that too?
You got that?
You trying to call us where it is, nigga?
Uh-uh.
This nigga shaking their hand, eating their food.
Oh, they letting them go?
This nigga the fucking police, man.
This nigga the fucking police, man.
What's this?
I
I
What they was
My fuck you boy
Baby glitch that nigga baby bitch hey you face
niggas gonna fuck over you
Hey, watch him! Hey, watch him!
He made me do it. He made me do it.
Man, fuck you guys. I'm not this big.
That's why you're asking jail and you ain't getting no.
What are you doing?
I'm just getting on everybody. What's going on?
What's going on?
Two times, huh?
All right.
I'm blind.
Check.
I snitched to get out of jail.
Nigga, I'm gonna go ask some fun. Fuck this shit.
Get back on the legal shit. Fuck these niggas.
Who over there?
That's the rule.
Is that Duke?
Fuck!
You know why they ain't letting no cameras over there?
Hold on, come this way.
Don't change, fuck that.
Hey, what's good, baby?
What's good, baby?
You good?
Come on, let's go this way.
Don't worry about that, we done got it, Jim.
I don't broke up this bitch.
When?
I don't know what to deliver you.
I turned on myself in nigga you didn't deliver me
I thought we was on the same page
Brodo, if you actually tried to deliver me and I didn't want to go to jail
I would have flatlined your ass
I wasn't going to jail man you need help
No I got it thank you
Hold on I could take one of these
It'll be in the door
Okay okay okay
You are good
Who is Suburban?
the first to give you a second.
Which stream?
Recall campus?
Well, yeah, who stream me on?
Who's who's been recal?
McQueen.
Oh, shit, what the fuck?
Come on, come on, come on.
Wait, you're putting me in smoke, bitch.
Come on.
Come on.
Why you going that way?
All right, bitch.
And he appreciate that bag, didn't he?
Let's go, bro.
You beef a lot, bitch.
What's y'all got going on?
What's going on?
All right, bitch.
Come here.
All right, come on.
Hey, so what were you on?
I got first body on.
Maddy, pull the fire along.
What's going on?
What the fuck you mean, a fire boat?
Come here.
Come on, come on.
Hey, so what were you on?
Maddy, Maddy, pull the fire along?
What's going on?
What's going on?
You got something. What can I do?
What's going to happen to my life?
Are you going to make us spin it?
Okay.
You just finished playing ball.
I've said, but who you with?
I'm not a fan of playing.
Are you sure?
What you gonna do?
I'm not a fan of playing.
Hey, man, we put it about a human man, really, we, hey, hey, run it, run it, lock in.
Hey, we already got him, we're gonna jump him, we already got him, that's fucking nigga,
I can just jump.
Detail out, appreciate the fact, give it to me.
That nigga got a pay, and I ain't playing, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, my fucking
blood, nigga, I'm tasting my own blood, this is me, dude, nigga, I didn't got a shot before,
I
Think it's all bullshit
We got a spray.
Man, let me see the suburb.
Are we back?
Come on.
She got me for the shoot.
Let me turn this bitch off while bitchy she go.
Come on, first they out.
We're collaring.
Who next victim?
I'm going to a party. Fuck that.
Where? Like this?
125 jump.
Where's 125?
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
I
I'm gonna catch up with you.
Let me see you later, really.
You got no time to wear the party?
Oh, 125.
Follow a nigga.
Hey, Brian, I think you're gonna sell a baby.
Hey, you know, I can really be a little...
Baby?
I can really be a little tour guide.
Okay, please.
Yeah.
Okay.
Why are you recording that way?
Yes.
I love you.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I was on YouTube, okay.
What's up, you?
Come on.
I snitched on everybody.
Fuck that.
Sir, are you gonna snitch on the party?
I don't want to look like I'm with the odds.
I'm damn sure not for me snitch on you.
I fuck with you. What's your name is again?
Sophie.
Sophie? What do you call me there?
It's so big.
Come on.
On the body screen.
I can't suburb black hair.
I can't suburb black hair.
I can't suburb black hair.
Fuck. Okay.
Lord Jesus.
Lord Jesus take me away.
Lord Jesus take me away from the rest.
Lord Jesus take me away.
I'm not saying nothing.
Honestly, no, I was lying.
I didn't mean to say anything.
You see this?
Yes, I'm just telling you.
Are you mad or see?
What a poor dad, dude.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Are you guys listening?
I'm not a man.
I think there's a second chance.
Why don't you watch the rest of the video?
I'm off to it.
Oh, see, I'm tripping.
Why the fuck did I not?
accident accident accident.
Do not, do not hit that button.
Do not.
There's a lot going on.
They can pull the fire alarm.
They can pull the fire alarm.
LaBurp, appreciate that sub.
How many subs we have?
Oh, I'm sorry, it's funny.
What are you doing there?
What are you doing there?
I want to perform my own music.
Let me hear something.
I'm still out on YouTube.
Okay, I can play the song.
I can play the song.
I can play the song.
Because you're pretty not smart.
I'm a little nervous.
If you said to sing something that I would.
I would have bought it out.
You know what I mean? You'll sing something.
And then I'll sing again.
I
Go to Lacey. I don't go to Lacey. Is he standing on business?
They say got to be standing on business. Oh
He lagging like a motherfucker. Oh
Oh shit, laced it like a moth, oh Rolik always like, hey he ran, he ran!
Don't boys in it smoke.
What's going on?
I don't know.
What the fuck is going on?
No one's going over that shit.
Real sexy shit.
No one's going over that shit.
No one's going over that shit.
No one's going over that shit.
What are you doing to me?
What are you doing to me?
I'm going to party.
I'm just going right now.
No.
You got a boogie in your left nostril.
Yeah.
Nobody even saw a group kiss or nothing.
Hey, I don't know why I keep spamming the same shit, bro.
Ooh, nice.
Did you start a party, though, gang?
Oh, fuck, I didn't.
I like to hold you.
I'm a real life gangster.
They got never snitches.
You said it's a party game?
Never in my fucking life, nigga.
Oh, who are you?
Hey.
Fuck.
Hey.
Hey, tell me why I said what's up, gangsta.
I fucked with that boy.
He's not spamming me.
Hey
I
I'm gonna get my hands on the door then they fuckin' up baby glitch.
How you get out of shit, man?
Go to your room, go to my room, curse you.
Oh shit.
Nothing high, no room.
No, no, no.
It's just me.
It's just me.
It's just me.
I'm gonna have to put my hand up.
Oh my god.
It's just me.
Don't.
Don't.
It's just my hand.
It's just my hand.
It's just like mine.
How are you?
How are you?
How are you?
You sure this ain't your shit?
I like me in the nose.
This shit looks just like your shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Nigga's gonna fuck over you on the ground.
There she looked like that shit.
Nick is going to fuck over you.
You want to go with that shit?
Hey, hey.
Hey.
Why would you want to for life's good nigga.
Why would you want that shit?
What the fuck?
No, no, no, no, no.
He gotta bug it.
He gotta bug it.
I'm going, I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm going.
Give us a thank you for the song.
I'm going.
What's up?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
What a cool butterfly.
No
It's so many tabs I just can't open all the tabs
like it sound like a fucking shit mom no it's that it's the audio it's fucked up
I'm trying to fix it.
All right.
You say you're going to tell her how to fix it?
Come on, let's go and fix it.
I understand you, too.
I don't know.
I'm trying to tell her how to fix it.
I
Did a little joke but I'm trying to see like oh you
I'm gonna send rage on one of those missions chat
I'm gonna send rage on one of those missions should I send rage on one of those missions?
About it about the same reason one of those mission
Call has been forwarded to play. I don't need a reason it's max and they should
I'm gonna make some do some funny shit why he ain't reading chat man
I mean, did I hit you back?
Answer the phone.
Hey, Rich, man, you got to you got to react to your chat, man.
Oh, what a rest.
What's good, brother?
All right, look, I got I got I got a little
Sidequests for you for 125 gift
Well look 150 knock this out for
All right, look you're gonna go up to a girl casually be talking, you know act like you trying to you know
You know, you know, you gonna be talking to whatever, but you know that look weird shit you be doing when you
No, you got to hit that bitch though
What's going on?
Hey, come on, we're here.
Everybody to the floor.
Yeah, she's scared.
Buster, please, sir.
Please, please, sir.
Please, sir.
Please, sir.
Please, sir.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
No, I guess.
I'm gonna do this.
What's that?
I'm not gonna.
Come on back here.
We're not gonna come out.
You gotta go back here by the light.
What the fuck?
I gotta hit that bitch by the light.
for the 150, gonna shut the line, see if he can see.
Ha ha ha ha, make it on me like a book.
I'm sorry, I just broke it.
I didn't want to get it.
I'm sorry.
Hit the beat.
I got a crash, I got a dead bitch right here.
He's lagging.
He's lagging.
He's lagging.
I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him.
That boy's got a middle school color.
Come on, get started.
$30,000 backpack lagging over there.
He just need to go into the dorm and hit that bitch in the...
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Yeah!
You got a Mexican sheep!
Oh, my God, you guys, stop to bring it all the way, and it'll come back
and if anything goes wrong, it'll come back
You have to go in the right direction, just for the shot, of course, man
You don't have to really see what's going on
Thank you
You got to be careful with that, come on
If I go in there right now, I'm going to have a shot
Are you wrong again?
No, I'm not saying you're wrong again
Wait, you got to do something
What if it's in there?
Yeah
We get it
I think he should cook chair side mission field
So who's running up roommate?
Oh there you go, there you go.
What they doing?
That's how she turned into a real stuff
I can't see what you're doing.
I can't see what you're doing.
It's your leg in the nose, man.
Yeah, it's your leg in the nose.
It's a minor buscuff.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
That was an ass man.
Hello bro.
This is a roommate.
we're gonna stand on no bended
you're working with the leg
working with the leg
Wow
Man up I feel like you ain't standing on fitness
You're in it I say I feel like you ain't standing on business big
I say I feel like you ain't standing on business
I
Didn't see the club. Oh, I wouldn't see the club. I
Was watching suburb baby stream. Yours was lagging suburb didn't run with you
Well dog, hey, look, let me let me let me see the uh, where it's complete this side mission
What a clip it. Somebody dropped the clip. The Reds did. Reds did it. I need to see the clip. It was lagging. Look.
Man, drop it. Somebody drop your clip, man.
What a clip it ain't nobody. So all y'all was over there. Didn't get the clip from Ridge. T. Pang got a party.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me, man. Excuse me, man.
Excuse me. I can talk to you real quick. Yeah.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about? Walk away.
I don't even know you.
What's your name?
You just said my name. It's supper, baby.
Man, get your little soda and ass out of here.
What did you look?
N***a, take your key.
N***a, let me out at you real quick.
Just walk, let me out at you real quick.
So how much is your car?
I can pay my own valone and just pay.
I appreciate you all.
You all at you real quick.
Hey, like...
I was emotional.
I'm delayed. I'm delayed.
How about you, Gucci, how about everything I did?
You talking to Duke now?
Hey, gang, I ain't even know who's here.
Come on, gang.
You already got enough.
Ha ha!
Oh, no!
I can't have this one.
Duke, and then you got the grills in your mouth.
Go stop them.
We got to pay.
We got to take this thing to Duke down.
Jaylin.
Why you do that to me?
Oh, let's see, say what?
Let's take this thing to Duke down.
I'm going to go tell you get it forward.
I can't show my real focus.
I don't listen.
All right, guys, as far as you bothering more, focus.
Can I talk to you real quick?
Hey, dude, they bothering you?
Can I talk to you real quick?
Hey, hold on.
Hey, you're moving up to each other.
You're changing the fucking present, right?
Hey, can I talk to you real quick?
Hey, I'm going to make sure you talk to me quick.
You talk to me quick.
I'm sweating.
I'm sweating.
Hey!
Wait, what?
You're not allowed to play.
Hey, let me talk to you real quick.
Dude, dude, dude.
Hey, guys, listen, dude.
This is much easier for you
It's much easier for you to get one
I gotta really try to get these old
So when you take the one that I got I really feel something about that shit
Why?
I don't know.
What's your business?
What's your business?
I was in jail, man.
Yeah, but you had to like...
What time was that?
God, I thank you for the time.
What time did you go to jail?
I believe you, my tax.
I look to my support and shit.
So that's pretty much what you do, man.
But...
You can fuck everybody here, man.
You give me a several-year-old baby
that's the only one I can work with now.
I ain't gonna do this shit.
You give me just why you...
Just why you doing it right now.
No matter what you tell me,
I'm gonna go on with the thing.
I
If you say we gotta buy girls, we gotta buy fucking girls.
Hey.
Don't buy if you can't buy them.
Hey, you're a party girl.
I didn't say anything wrong.
Hey, sexy, sexy.
Let's go out.
Let's go out.
Hey, sexy, dog.
What you say?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Hey, you're a fucking pervert.
Fuck you, you're a fucking pervert.
Man, what the fuck?
Come on.
Yeah, we need to change.
That's a burby, wow.
Man, I ain't gonna fucking nobody say.
They say, I think you got so much oil, bro.
I really want to be that nigga.
I don't want to be myself.
I think I'm five, six.
I got get teeth.
I ain't got no girls.
I really want to be Duke Dennis.
You want to be Duke Dennis?
I want to be Duke Dennis.
Fuck me, nigga.
Me, nigga.
You, you, you.
You's a killer.
I think the rest of us, if we got in life, is be yourself.
You.
You.
You.
You.
You.
You.
You.
You.
You.
I have to take it for the son.
Thanks, man.
No!
Hey!
Come on, come on.
I said, change.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
I want to see where we had the old red club.
Where is the red club?
What the fuck?
I'm gonna be in tomorrow's building.
I'm not. I don't even stand here eating.
What are you doing?
Wait, I don't know.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Wait, how the fuck?
How we good?
How we good?
We're gonna see a building.
Connection.
We're gonna see how the fuck we're gonna get it.
How's that?
How's that?
How we good?
We're gonna see how the fuck we're gonna get it.
That's a trap!
That's a trap!
What?
What do you think it is?
I'm good.
Let's go.
Let's go.
What are you doing?
I'm making you a thing.
I'm gonna go to the building.
Let's see.
What?
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
What you talking about?
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
What the fuck is this?
This is me in the room and I'm in the mattress in my room.
Ha ha ha ha.
Fuck, man.
Fuck, man.
We ain't got no, we ain't got no grass.
I was so into walking past, can we fucks?
I did.
What did they say?
They said that.
Ha ha ha.
You can't read any.
I read a lot of stuff.
They went out and got the red books.
They should have given it to us.
They should have given it to us.
Damn, room they should have.
Not as long as.
Oh!
Oh my fucking god.
Ewww!
Ewww! What the fuck is this?
No.
Oh shit, it's that!
Ewww!
Hey bro.
What the fuck did I tell you nigga?
You're the BEATY!
BEATY! Get the fuck nigga!
You're the one that told me the fuck!
No, I didn't ask.
That's the word you're supposed to tell the gentlemen.
You a grown ass man, right?
In college, right?
Yeah, grown.
The worst thing you ain't gonna do with that leaf on your back?
Work, work.
And get your breeze made to be a little bit.
How it smells?
You know what it smells like?
It smells like when you leave pee out in the fucking sun.
Yeah, and what should he be using to clean up?
So
All right
I'm not talking about you just now.
Alright, better off.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Okay, so what?
Oh!
Damn, bro, that shit kinda flies on them for being honest.
That shit, I don't-
I think you're actually really sticky.
Yeah.
Why don't you take off your clothes and we all start licking your face?
Bro, why are they talking about it?
Big body. Big body.
Oh, damn you, man.
What the fuck is they taking?
What the fuck is they taking?
Sir come on, the kitchen's starting to grow like...
I'm sorry sir, I didn't see you.
You guys should get out of here.
The kitchen's taking me back here.
You might have to go to the goddamn kitchen.
What?
What are you doing with the shirt?
No, come on man.
What are you doing with that making you a L?
It's the first one.
I don't know how to put it on the phone.
I don't know how to put it on the phone.
I don't know how to put it on the phone.
There she is.
Fuck you, you're going to sleep.
I don't know how to put it on the phone.
There's no one else.
I am the father!
Mother.
I'm the father.
Chasie.
Why?
I'm the father.
Chat with him or your man.
I am the angel.
I'm gonna go for the party. What a party.
Party?
Trick or Red Bull.
They said you were going.
Who the bitch?
They said you were going.
Here you go, baby.
We're a party.
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
Where are you going?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
What's up?
No, no, no.
What's up?
No, no, no, no.
What's up?
I'm your nigga.
I'm your nigga.
No, nigga, you're not my nigga.
You're my, uh, fuck you.
Fuck you, too.
Fuck you, too.
Nigga, fuck you, too.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Wait, hold on.
I can't hear the both of you now.
I can't hear the both of you.
No, you ain't even gonna shake the puny fire.
Get your ass.
Do your worst.
Do your worst.
good. Do your worst. Not for real life.
What the fuck did mean?
Okay, okay, come on. Come on.
Let me down. Come on.
This is lagging.
For as much as she is.
How much she is.
I see lagging again bro.
I'm just gonna take a look.
Damn, I'm lagging, chef.
I'm trying to figure it out right there, I think it's back.
I'm not.
What up?
Huh?
Here.
For me?
I don't know.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, give me a second.
It's me?
I'm lagging.
I'm just a lagging bitch, huh?
I'm gonna shit leg in bed, champ.
Is it on BRB?
Is it on BRB?
It's not.
Tell mom I'm gonna put this shit on BRB and walk out.
Yeah, give me a second, bro.
But on BRB, because it's froze, it's let go.
Hold on, hold on.
Your computer?
No, you know what it would be if I don't get to see,
it's still lagging.
But it just came back.
We back?
Let me refresh your string.
We back to it?
I think it's the Wi-Fi here.
I've been much of it tripping out.
Is we back?
I know they left.
What's up with your shit today?
I'm just tweaking.
You good? They said we good now, I think.
Is we good now?
No, you're chubby. It's not in my bag.
I think it just came back.
We froze.
Hold up, Chad. We back, Chad?
I don't know.
It's the Wi-Fi here.
Is we back?
internet yeah they said we back oh we're good now we're back all right we're good
all right we're back now chat let me do one thing to see this one
all right back back
I think that'd be my computer,
bro.
We're eating right now.
We delay. We delay.
We delay. Hope the shower. Hope
the fuck up, bitch.
Get him to get some fun. Thank you, brother.
Now, what is this bitch doing here?
She loves X-Piece.
Mmm, that bitch broke your sauce.
Your sauce?
For the girls?
Change? I fuck up with you to change, bro.
You can't see.
It's delayed.
What I'm doing.
Not a woman, if.
Delayed?
Girl.
girl that never replied back when I was broke.
I was my shit was lagging. So the view was left for nigga man. I was funny to a girl.
She's well over like.
I said like, I apologize. She said like, damn, thank you for the concern.
She said she was sick. Which I said to the skin. I'm on trying to answer.
Tell me why the day before she
is this girl
gonna like my message.
Good right now.
I
Guess you want some big
She ain't getting
Like Alvin fuck
That
Mr. Tweaking room
what's going on?
What's going on?
I don't know what that's
I don't know. I don't know what it is.
It's just been laid. I think you do it.
I'm trying to fix it, but this shit's tough on the lower shit.
Why are you fixing it in my bag?
Alright, come on in.
There, you ready?
You ready?
Yeah.
Alright, let me take this.
All right.
Bible study.
Phantom rating 222.
Phantom rating 222.
He rating what?
222.
What?
I don't know.
I'm just reading comments.
What kind of ever kind of mean?
What do you mean, what do you mean?
Yes, I know.
Yeah.
Alright, man.
Yo, we feel the daughter, the biggest wife of motherfucking,
Streamer, yo!
I don't know, I don't know.
Hold on, let me make sure, I got this.
Pre-band, pre-band.
I just seen the piano, what do you mean?
Wear a black bag.
It's a real strip.
Oh wait, wait, wait.
What are the rays doing?
It's a deep.
A deep.
A deep.
Come on.
Come on.
It's all over here.
I got my phone.
Let me out of the phone.
Come on.
Come on.
Why are you there?
You should have pushed it away.
It's a right?
Yeah, you can't.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on.
It's a big.
It's a big.
It's a big.
It's a big.
It's a big.
It's a big.
It's a big.
It's a big.
It's a big.
I'm gonna make them sick of this for him or you, man, come on, man, smoking dogs, because
I need it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
The boss is gonna go eat the party.
See that holster there?
Fuck that, hey.
There's nothing to handle.
Is anybody gonna snitch?
Yeah, you finna snitch.
That boy smoking a cigarette.
That's nigga, man.
Man, man, no puts all that shit on you.
And it's not weed, so I don't need no nigga
going back and snitch, man.
If a nigga snitch, I'm...
Oh, shit.
I thought I heard a phantom, I swear to God.
Well, I thought I heard a phantom.
You gotta watch out for them niggas.
I ain't gonna lie, they fast on some big-ass niggas.
They fastin' in the fat-ass lady that was on the flight.
I'm on the flight, they got big-ass ladies.
They're wildin' through the halls and shit.
And y'all know what I'm talkin' about, them flight attendants.
Every time they wild with you the hall, they tap your shoulder.
Tryin' to make you know they're from the Bumpy.
I know you from the Bumpy, you big and shit.
You got a Bumpy.
You playin' bumper cars on the plane?
And then I'm glad I'm hittin' this bitch right,
cause y'all was waitin' on me to start my stream.
Y'all gimme good, let me know when y'all gimme good.
Take it any good?
Chanchina.
Let me know, Chad, y'all.
Let me know so I can hear from her and this shit.
I got to be quick with this shit too, because Nick is watching.
That's that one.
It's good, y'all give me?
Yeah.
All right, then.
So then I'm pissed off, because y'all was waiting on me
to start my stream.
I had to wait, ladies and gentlemen.
All right, yeah, give me in.
Waiting that line to talk to the nigga.
But you know what, motherfuckers?
Taking your shirt off on stream, trying to flick me.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Come on, man, that flick, since you're for niggas,
you build regular.
I ain't gonna lie, OK?
You in this fake, give me the buff, bitch.
You know how the pug dogs be when they standing up?
Them nigga kites look like them pug dogs,
The white people don't really stand up.
They shoot the buck, but shoot sucks,
so it's like a little cuckold dog.
I can't let this dig a stand.
Did you see my sound?
My sound's still fucked up.
My sound's still fucked up.
Oh.
You are.
I'm trying to fix it, but what am I supposed to do? No, you just sound like a chipmunk.
I sound like a chipmunk. What does it sound like now?
It's a bird baby ain't sour. He just changed clothes without sour.
Somebody in my company says no, he's stank.
He ain't take and they can just change the clothes or no, no style.
Are they running around?
I'm sure that boy misses money.
I
Will hear about thank you the police
Say suburb get your phone care and send it to me. I know you smell like dog shit
I'm going to make you shut up.
Not my dirty pants my dirty pants. Yeah, what's my dirty pants I had earlier?
My dirty pants I had earlier. Stop black bitches. Check one next year. No no no no.
Hey, they gonna record me. Nick, come on.
Fuck is he doing, guys? You dumb or what?
I can't see.
I just wanna be your best shit, I did it
She's still gonna take me top some chain
Hot girl, don't make me drop, I did it
Appreciate that vibe, get the KB from the side
I'm inside, not inside
No, I know, I know
I didn't go outside, bro
I didn't go outside, I just wanted some air
How long you been there?
Yeah, how long?
Five minutes
How long you been there?
Why the fuck are we?
No, we're in a smoke, I mean
You smoke?
No, it's not some cheap shit.
What floor are you saying to?
No, second floor.
Second floor?
No.
Why, what?
Just actually, I'm just asking.
What?
Whoa!
Whoa!
What the fuck?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Get the fuck out!
Get the fuck out!
Get out!
Get the fuck out!
Get the fuck out!
Get the fuck out!
Get the fuck out!
Get the fuck out!
Busted on the drill.
They gave me 50 gigasolps.
Hold on, man.
You got me in the bathroom.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
She going for the room.
I just make her hear us jealous, man.
Close my door.
Come on, gang.
No, you good, you good, you good, you good.
What you doing here?
I ain't gonna lie.
I had to do it to you, because you know,
I read down to you that you heard it.
That was cool.
But look, appreciate it, appreciate it.
Look, I had to get you, because right now,
I'm breaking the police.
Oh, she's closing the door.
I said, dang!
Sorry.
But it's good though.
Because I focused his ass, but I focused your game.
I'm like, I'm just a shit.
I ain't got a lot of my fucking children in my home,
but I don't even talk to my niggas, you ass.
Ha ha ha ha.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just going to put it in my room like this damn young.
This is my niggas' damn young.
You know, he gets the mic for this good, though.
And he might get me.
Then he can hack your house any minute.
Then they go like, they need a kitchen.
So like, why you want that nigga's thigh?
That's your long fucking kitchen wrench.
You know, that's the biggest thigh.
I ain't going to lie a bit.
I think you got a bit on me, like, back there.
Right.
Don't shut up the computer monster right now.
You gotta be cold all night.
You can't be beat.
You don't want to hold my nigga.
Now, we ain't gonna be broke.
I was gonna throw my nigga in the foot.
I was gonna face that big toy.
It was the same guy right there.
Face the big toy.
I'm trying to check.
I'm trying to zoom that big toy in my computer.
Check, check, check, check.
I'm trying to face you.
Huh?
Huh?
I'm saying like right in front of you.
Tell me, tell me.
Like right there.
Yo, yo.
Yeah, let's go, brother.
I'm sorry.
You can't stop.
I don't see it.
Nigga, you still missing out.
Let's start it.
Don't forget.
He can stay over here.
I don't know what to do.
Alright.
Two of you.
You want him going away?
Wait!
Wait!
Don't run away!
Wait!
Fuck it.
I gotta keep it on my phone for him.
Fuck!
Yo, we're getting weak.
Alright.
There's no jungle this far.
We're going to move fast.
Coach, you know where?
So, we got to speak to him.
I got it ready.
Left.
Wait, class.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Tell him to come, tell him to come eat immediately.
Come here, Jimdo!
Jimdo, come here!
Jimdo!
Come here!
Come here, come here, come here, hurry up, hurry up!
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
Come, come, come, come, come here, ask, come, come, come, come, come!
What, what, what, what they got going on today?
Ask them, your quicker agent, you ask them to come and have a party.
What a party yet?
Allegedly.
Jimmy, Jimmy.
Jimmy, Jimmy.
Jimmy, Jimmy.
So you, so you don't want to tell us?
We had a building, we had a party.
Oh, man, you're right.
Cotton and Fennel walk in the parties.
They walk in the parties?
That's what they see.
They think they're going to party real soon.
Man, Nick's got a serious effect.
Take the head string and check it in the checkbook.
Yes, sir.
We got to see the room here.
Man, right.
Man, Ronay got us, Nifa.
You can't hate me with no pain, they're coming for you, and I use it.
You can't hate me with no pain, they're coming for you, and I use it.
Man, we don't need to keep going out.
Fuck no.
Sweet booty ass, the fuck up nigga.
What the fuck is this?
Hey, what's going on?
Oh my god.
Why don't you stay in two-tool toodles?
Fuck out my way.
You ready to go to jail?
I don't know.
Where's that?
I'm trying to find the party too.
Where's that?
I'm trying to find the party too.
Where's the fucking party now?
to find the party. Tell me where the party is, you're going to fucking jail. Trying to find the party.
Mike takes it, man, give me a fuck about that nigga, Mike.
I'm not gonna give you a fuck about that nigga, Mike.
Blending through to fuck or something, man.
What number?
One room number.
Number.
Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. Number, number.
That's my party, Mike.
That's a fucking fucking number.
Come on. Come on.
Ah, that wig is lame.
So we're gonna fuck up, baby.
You need to call arrogant tabby right there motherfucker. You know, I'm out here arresting people but
I think I can take some time off the job for you
What you not going tonight?
I'm not telling you
I'll pray you break the law
What?
Police!
What?
What?
She was just with God?
Oh!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
W...
If I give the life scan, I might say,
what up, my boy?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Yeah!
me play the ring and Hola
get the guys up.
you.
Like a straight demon, but ain't it lagged out?
Oh, I insist if I don't shit it.
It's a fight, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Yeah!
This is not just, this is just a conspiracy.
Request. The gossip can also be handled by the American government, but those who plan to go down the road have been off all of their figures during the purge.
All of the weapons on the city, the one officials of Reagan's family, have been brought to power.
It was me. It was me! It was me!
Oh
I
It was an honest. It was an honest.
Yes it was.
Hold on, I got it. I got it.
I'll snitch right now for a while.
I've never been snitch.
Where's the parties at?
Bob Gifted.
You think it's a negotiation nigga?
Shut up boy. I'm a bystander.
Who are you? Where's the party at?
Bob Gifted.
Where's the party at?
Oh no!
He's going to jail!
C'mon, C'mon!
I'll go!
He's got three minutes.
Two minutes.
He he he.
You, you in on me?
Riz, Riz you gotta get outside.
Damn, running shit still hanged out.
Damn, see what's going on with running shit.
I think something must have died.
No, damn!
Oh
Come on, bro, I ain't even doing it right you doing that shit
Come on, come on, come on.
Fuck, you a CJ, bruh.
I got the weight on you.
I ain't even doing anything, bruh.
I got the weight on you.
Come on, man.
You got your ass knackered, boy.
You got to be doing all this extra shit for them.
Come on.
Keep walking.
You want to be like funny, Mike, so bad.
Man, fuck funny, Mike, man.
Damn.
Now you got a bad spot, though.
Come on, fuck it here, gang.
I've been having all type of shit going on today, bro.
You going to let up the pole like that?
Come on, man, I'm saying, though, y'all came in me wrong.
We should have never been here before!
Look at that!
It's out there!
We came from the same room!
Come in!
Oh shit!
Yo!
Yo what?
I had a lot of your asses!
Bruh, I was screaming!
I was screaming!
Who made this?
That was me!
F*** off!
Where are you going, man?
Let's go.
Oh my God!
Which way does he go?
Right, right, this way, this way, this way.
Come on.
This way.
Tiny.
You're gonna end this time for real, man.
How is that, bro?
I'm not playing that anymore.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
You taking along with
Reminds that I should not go like you really know
No, like on some real shit though like yeah, I came at me wrong you got to think about it, bro
I got PTSD, but you ain't going to stand on goddamn be like I thought you was Michael
I had a problem fighting all week
You shot at the dude my boy
I got PTSD
He started the game
I got PTSD
Are you?
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
I'm a monster.
Stay down, you fool.
It wasn't me, sir.
Ah.
That nigga's saying fuck me.
That's a boy.
They're all gone.
They're saying fuck me.
I'm not trying to talk to you.
They're trying to fuck them all.
What the fuck?
What do you want?
I don't want to go.
What's going on?
That nigga's out here.
He's out here.
He's out here.
You fucking bitch.
I think they really owe me though.
My child cabinet don't phone me, they owe me though.
You understand what it's all about,
like you don't owe me though.
And there ain't no point in getting on my ear
if you owe me, don't let you owe me.
Cause I'm too much, cause I don't owe you.
You better not say anything to the fuck.
Ooh, fuck that nigga running man.
He been out till, I know that.
So it was a weekend man, you would have not seen the judge
I'm a born and scared as hell man.
What's his bond man? I'm trying to get my dog out man.
Stop playing with me bro for real.
Give me out these fucking cubs man.
I said, X was the bug, man.
I'm trying to bug.
No, no, no, bro.
My bug?
This is it.
That's not my bug.
I'm trying to bug the Roo-O, man.
You got to get him out this, um, you got to confiscate this bag right here.
Yeah, we need that bag.
Oh, wait.
All right, come on.
Richard, too.
All right, come on.
Process me.
Right there.
Oh, you got R?
Hang on.
I don't know what the R is.
Hold on, hold on.
Okay, Roo.
Roo, bro.
Yeah, that's good.
Roo.
I'm gonna find a rule out
It was CJ
I can't hold
All right, let's get this. Yep, that's how to bond and rule out. It's a mouthfully playing
to go.
Let me go.
I ain't even doing that.
They ain't gonna give my dog a bun.
Let him go at one.
Let him go at one.
Bro, come on.
And also, um, yeah, let him go at one.
Oh, come on, bro.
No, I gotta get out of here, bro.
Come on, you should.
No, I gotta go.
I
You came in me
She just takes me she just sent me the clip man
I
Bet I'm gonna match your badges
Chess somebody send me the clip of my your maxing up bad
Let me see hold on huh say she spent hold on
Oh
Way on the other building
Water blizzard. You got you got water, bro. She's gonna. Don't lie. You've got water
All right, baby. They can't come in. We got to think from outside the club. We can't even get in let me see
Oh, it's right down
No
You got water like a plain but a water
Hey
Is this the club that's not the club I thought I was dropping the club
Not the fucking club. Oh, it's a bird baby right here
You know, the best you can be, you can't be shit, you can't be shit, you can't be shit,
I
Can't watch when the running game even live right now. Oh, yeah
Make them make let them get his phone call man. What?
What? What? What? What? What?
I like them. I mean it.
Look around.
Alright, come on.
What we gonna call?
He calling me?
We're gonna call him. I better be his first free call.
I better be his first free call, man.
Oh, it is him.
Hello?
Hello
What's that?
You in jail
May what happened?
What's your boy?
Exa ask some what's your boy, bro
Oh
Shit my thug gonna sit man. Y'all gotta look hey extra just for a bone reduction in on my mileage
Don't leave my number don't leave my number man
No
No
You pussy bitches
I
Don't think it leaked because I ain't get no cows yet, but what's the number I mean? What's the bond?
I can do 150
Excellent is it good
Is it good
150 ain't enough
All right, I bet I'm gonna see that right now
I'm gonna see that right now
Man fuck no get the fuck out my land 150
You understand the fire
Come on
I'm trying to get a five honey.
He got, man, Mike gon' come through.
Mike gon' come through, believe that shit.
That shit out, that shit out.
I'm gonna get a 250 here.
Man, Mike gon' come through, bro, I promise, bro.
I know he is, bro.
Come on, man, man, man, no, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
I
See gotta come through man
Make it to dealing with too much man all day. I ain't even start this shit, man
I'm sorry now runic you on your own bro
He's going to ride in that bit.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to ride in that bit.
I said, hey, hey, you going to learn your lesson?
Hey, you going to learn your lesson?
Hey, you going to learn your lesson?
No, buddy.
All right, look at this.
All right, guys, don't break the clutch.
Don't break the clutch.
One more?
Really rude man.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
He's talking to you brother.
Don't want to do it.
But I need you to come to me.
Come on brother.
I don't want to deal with him.
I really don't.
This is the same thing as you.
This is the same thing as you.
No I'm mad brother.
I'm mad.
free running in the chat man it's been free running man free running man everybody's
been free running dog we need a bond reduction man
I came directly from Mike to talk to them.
Damn you, I might not come and talk to them.
I'm going to leave my phone on my computer.
After everything I did for this man, bro?
Yeah, everything we did.
Give you anything for the help, bro.
Might as well use this shit.
Now, think about that.
It's just you, come on, man.
God, man, I can't wait to ask you.
I just texted for a bar reduction, champ.
I just texted for a bar reduction.
And don't you think about trying to run up in there.
Trying to get that bar reduction chair.
No, they strip their rules.
Oh
He said
By all reduction
Fuck
No
That's right
That's right
Please, bro!
I tried, Rude.
This ain't fucking, what you call it,
Reefs for a nigga?
Come on, say no cruel words.
I'm gonna do better next time.
Say no more.
I'm gonna do better, please.
Oh yeah, chat room to cook, man.
GGs.
Stan is trying to find a modus.
This nigga, he need to go take a shower immediately.
I know these smell like Bonset at As.
Bonset at As and Bubblegum.
What up? Okay.
I ain't some cereal. What's the
cereal, bud?
I'm just writing on chat. Mike
said 250. 250. Man, I've been
sitting against all day. Man,
sitting them hits. Who
Let me go look let me go look.
Damn, damn, damn, damn attack. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We got we got we got bring it through here.
You got you got to be careful to like damn.
Maybe you're like.
They decorate rooms and shit.
You got to really be maxing your shit out.
I'm trying to see who's stream lit. Who else stream lit chat? Who else got a lit stream?
All right, I'm about to go over there. I'm about to go wherever y'all told me to go.
Man, you gotta go man. It's so bad. I still had to look for a seat, bro. I cannot have this one
I don't want to take you there. I don't want you there.
I got to meet them all, make sure it's there.
I got the eyes off you, man.
Excuse me?
Let me know. I'm supposed to be communicating with your phone.
I'm not even going home for that.
I'm going to meet you there.
Oh, please, bro.
Oh.
If you ask me again, it would be $1,000 good for that.
What?
Run it, go right in that pit.
You saw the Jeep?
You don't have to.
Run it, go right in that pit.
Run it, go right in that pit.
I said some motivation, I said.
You said you're going to do it.
Exactly.
And I said, fuck that.
I got the black.
Fuck all of you.
Fuck the haters, literally.
Oh
He don't write in there bitch my goodness
What the fuck do I do
to start walking in by a bow George. What's she doing? Let me see.
This rain. Jordan.
You see Jordan. What I'm each way.
I'm not.
Nothing.
Come on.
Over here
Yeah, it ain't
They not looking here
That'd be a runny
Man, this nigga here
Can you
Shit, I can't burn a runny guy man. This one just fall in here. I'm gonna take you out to the stairs
Who maxing they shit right now man
What's she doing?
They're throwing a party.
Thank you.
I was going to type in a streamer mode.
I'm trying to see who makes an
issue right now.
They're ingesting stuff for the
Wade.
I don't even know.
Bro, don't tell me I ordered just
sheets.
Bro.
I got to hold all this stuff off
my head.
I'm not using this.
You ain't using it bro?
Well, I use my pillowcase when I say
Yeah
You probably ordered just sheets to I'm not who makes any bad
Cuz you're saying all right, that's what I mean
I'm gonna move all of this.
Nobody.
It's my style.
Here we go.
There's a bird maxing this shit.
They don't get the mongus, my fuck that man.
Dude, how do you change avatars every single five minutes?
You don't know the truth.
Summer baby.
Fuck.
Who the fuck do some bird babies take years on?
It's a bird.
It's a bitch as a lady.
What are you doing?
Come on, let's go.
Come on, let's go.
We're gonna extill in jail.
Come on, brother.
I bet you were gonna
be on that time.
Let's go, let's go.
See, I feel like I'm there, champ.
Feel like I'm in there. I've been making niggas do shit
Well, I'm drinking on
What's it what's it what's it what's this to it? What's I did switch Malibu's most one
They dropped it drop
I don't know what's going on.
It's jumping.
I don't want to go on that one.
I shouldn't say fuck him.
I appreciate you calling it with
the sub.
I don't know what to do with
the phone.
Let me try to change my
browser.
They're going to be on the
big screen.
Man, they're
Reds need to get that little bitch to wedge or something.
Mike, what y'all talking about, Chad?
I just got a lot of this bitch on my phone.
Chad, I'm trying to go to somebody.
Don't try to go to a female, don't want to chat.
Yeah, I don't know about it.
I think I just switched my phone.
Justice.
I'm such a...
Hello, Chad.
I'm just shit.
I don't want to say it cause I'm on phone again.
How about...
I'm going to be bored.
I'm going to close it.
I'm going to have to turn it off.
I'm going to turn it off.
I'm going to turn it off.
What?
Yeah, you can't. Now this shit got to be a joke, man.
What happened, man?
I'm going to turn it off.
I'm going to put it on the computer.
Who else on the type man go to who?
Wardrobe.
I wanna go. I wanna go.
You can answer about me, roommates!
Roommates! Roommates!
Did you know me, roommates?
I told you 40 times!
Wait, wait!
What do you mean by that?
My life?
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by who I am?
Play the music.
Just give it to me niggas don't know how to play music
Hey, man, sir.
Let me see it.
Oh, my God.
You go.
You go.
Let me see it.
You go.
Hey, man, you go.
You go.
You go.
Hey, man.
You go.
You go.
Hey, man.
You go.
You go.
You go.
Hey, man.
Who just said fuck me?
I know I'm making a dog.
Who just said fuck me?
You know what?
I'm a snitch.
He was a little kid.
Who's your man?
Who just said fuck me?
I got you.
I got you.
Who just said fuck me?
What the hell?
Is that his wardrobe?
Is that his bro's wardrobe?
Bro's wardrobe?
It's bro's wardrobe.
Is that him, that's him?
How do I found him?
Hey, if you say so, I just won't go to the bar.
What the fuck, nigga?
I don't know.
I don't make...
Do you think we're talking about something?
I fucked up the wrong person.
How do I match it?
Come on, listen.
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
Live.
What do we need?
I
Wanted to turn full right
Yeah. Oh, oh.
Yeah. Yeah.
You call it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh shit!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Man they almost dug that room!
Man, room trying to make a run for it!
Man, room trying to make a run for it!
That nigga ain't gettin' no-well!
Man, they throwing the fucking...
What's happening?
What's happening?
What's happening?
All right, Joe.
You built up in the same room.
No!
No!
No!
D.O.C. shape that shit!
Shut up!
I don't want to bond too high, man.
They won't buy a hundred gift.
He gonna rock.
What the fuck?
I'm going to see. Who ain't you see?
Who claims that I'm gone?
Say any wrong.
What they doing?
What is this?
I don't know what's that.
You know, they're right.
I don't know what's up.
Oh, they got it.
They really going by the study.
They know that he is the lord.
I told you.
Makes me shoot.
She like
You know what I mean?
Who?
Max go to Max's name.
I am not a monkey.
I am a monkey.
I am not a monkey.
What?
Here's the thing.
Go to Kello?
Yeah for sure I mean I think I do love them
If you love them bro you should marry her
I just want a mini brawl for them
Try!
Oh my god this is tough
I'm getting booked
I'm getting booked
I'm getting all your detention
Yo we're putting right here we're running okay?
We need to put you right here
That's the bed
We're packing right here
I'm getting grabbed
Right here right here right here
I'm getting grabbed
Bro let's go get fast food
What the fuck are you talking about man
I'm hungry bro
Wait cap it's here
Oh my god this is
Oh so this is what the jam will just get to do
still in it big
they ran out the room but
something goes
bruh somebody fucking
here's some stupid shit i don't know
i'm like in front of the room like across the street type shit
on the side of the buildings
alright look you know what we were
I'm back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back.
We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back.
He from the Troll Vibers. I know it.
Oh, yeah. We going crazy.
Okay. Okay. Can we say a prayer before we go on the mission?
What did you say prayer before?
Anything.
Alright. Let me take my mask off for a second.
Now, you can start recording, please.
Okay, so as we make this...
I don't see what's going on. No, Gary's looking at me.
...and he wants to cut me up and join in as well.
At any point, feel free to join in and cut us off.
All right.
All right.
There you go.
Our creditors just continue to cover us.
All that are here at Strooming University, all of the viewers that are here at Strooming
University, our creditors just moved through us so we can make more friends, more bonds,
create good content and just spread your word.
Please reveal yourself to everyone and anyone that is here that has slight doubts about you
and that don't, but both of them, vibes to you or pray to you about anything that you
do or anything that they know that you can do.
We appreciate you for everything that you do in our life.
We appreciate you for the blue and small things.
That's being able to breathe, being able to have this opportunity.
We appreciate you for just everything, period, within us.
But we pray that you continue to just cover us in your blood and just allow us to flourish
on whatever way that you go.
Whatever is in your will, we pray that it happens.
And we pray that you just continue to bless us with abundance of whatever you have for us.
We thank you for just the fellowship that has been going on in here.
I pray that that bride is able to hear and understand the things that we've been saying.
And you just talk to him on your own time so he can really understand and
truly know that you are always here.
You're just waiting on him.
As well as Suburban, we pray that you just continue to cover him.
Allow him to touch many, many people.
Allow him to continue to make many, many people surround through the screen.
And allow him to see that you are real so
that he can just understand that there are things
that we need to do for the Lord.
And everything that we want, he will give.
But he won't give what we want.
He will give what we think we want.
No, he won't give what we think we want.
He will give what we need.
So whatever we need as people, we just pray
that you just give it to us and we receive it.
We're open arms, and I just pray that everyone
in this room as well as this campus,
as well as the production, as well as all of the viewers
We pray that we all just try to be both the same better
and devote our life to you, small little by little,
so that we can just continuously be in your presence,
daily.
We appreciate you for this opportunity.
Is there anything else you want us to say?
Yeah, some of, I really honestly,
I don't know much of you, but when I literally
watch your content, what I wanted to say to you
is that your creativity reflects the creativity of God.
And why I say that is because the way that God created
the world, right? And the way that he has, like, all day things to be is the same way
that he's giving you that creative eat in your videos. And I don't think you understand
how intentional he uses the humor that you use in your videos. Like, literally, you bear
the gifts and talents of God. Like, literally, you showcase a personality of God which makes
people happy, joyful, funny and I hope you know that he doesn't see you or
doesn't love you and you know I hope you understand his love for you and that he
sees you and the times that you've struggled he sees a lot of that even
the time she even doubted that he's not listening to you.
He's always their favorite.
He wants you to be very intentional.
Be very intentional with it, especially caring
because you have a huge impact.
We're a little on that watching.
Continue to seek his guidance.
I cannot take the very very serious right now.
Allow him to make a big try.
You allow him to try to see you next time you can pass him.
allow him to have that, have your focus.
Mm-hmm.
Thank you for the person for it.
Allow him to take control, man.
You're, you're, you're very, you're a great talent.
He's not a same, bro, he's not a same.
That was crazy.
Yeah, you're very, very talented.
I was both, I was crazy for a second.
Just continue to just think of everything that she did.
Jesus is in the room, where he's right now.
This is what suburb needed, this is what Bryan needed,
this is what all of us needed.
and we're always here as family together.
And we appreciate you for just allowing us to just,
just be here together, bro.
You came in at a moment of where Jesus is really here
and you sat here and you allowed us to pray over you.
We appreciate you for receiving this
and not ignoring it and not rejecting it
because Jesus will never reject you, bro.
If you just, you reach out for him who's always there
in your darkest time,
but you feel like you need to come up with the best idea
to be this, to be the best, bro.
You're already the rest of Jesus's eyes, brother.
You don't have to stress about anything.
No views, no nothing.
You are very talented.
You are loved by millions.
You are loved by Jesus most importantly.
So continue to understand that whatever you do
when you keep Jesus first through it,
anything is possible through Jesus Christ,
from strength to power.
Like, he got you, brother.
He really got you, brother.
Everyone who walked through the door
did not walk through the door for a reason.
This was not a mistake at all. There are no coincidences. We appreciate you. We appreciate you for allowing us to do this with you. Please seek him and he will show you what it is that you've been missing, whatever void that means to be filled. He will fill it. There is no love like he is.
It's not going to come from the life style of someone who you look up to the most that's living in your own new world.
It's not going to come from what you cherish the most.
Right now, it's not going to come from the validation.
It's not going to come from the millions of views that how many people you've touched.
It's not going to come from that.
It's going to come from this relationship you've grown with him.
And he wants relationship.
All of the other stuff that people are talking about and make you not want to follow him,
Don't worry about it, because he wants a relationship with you that's the main thing he cherishes,
and because you have such an influence, and you're so funny, so such great human.
I know he laughs at you. I know it's for a fact.
And with that being said, bro, you have such a great gift. Let's start using our gift for him,
and understand that he is the greatest man. He gives us all free will, so let's use it.
Jesus name you pray.
Amen.
My prayers!
Amen.
He's going to leave you going straight back on the craze mission.
Y'all say run aguana, right?
I'm going to let you go. Just can you try?
Yes, thank you, bro.
I
Know
That main Iraq
you know we here bro, I was like every single day
imma see LA, yall be safe
Jesus knows that
hello sir, hello sir
uh, you know what?
Rich, imma take the mic away
Rich?
the age shit open
hey, you about to say
what's that about you?
I'm afraid it's a good deal
yeah
now leave it
I found him handy.
I found him handy.
Oh, yeah, that's why I can't believe she moved that.
What?
Can I see him?
Let me know if there's a light.
I'll attack my sister.
Who is this over with me?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Miss Magic?
I don't want to sleep.
I think he left his light on.
Go, go, you can hear me?
Okay, you left his light on?
Can you just...
...you gotta say something to that one.
Go, go, go!
What you did?
What you did?
You probably ain't bringing it.
I'm glad I had it.
Did you bring it?
Did you bring it?
Yeah, they probably took it.
They probably took it.
I'm glad I had it.
I took it?
Yeah, they probably took it.
Where is it in the bag?
No, I had it.
I had all your money and everything.
Well, I'm moving.
Sorry, I have to put it easy.
Huh?
I thought I was good.
What's going on?
What?
No, he shouldn't have came back.
Dumbass boy.
He shouldn't have came back, stupid.
He shouldn't have came back.
Money gone.
Yeah.
Go find your friend.
I'm sorry.
Give me a funny moment.
Yeah.
Well, I thought you were
letting me live.
All right.
What?
I don't know what he's saying.
I'm gonna go get badm. I'm getting badm. Hey. Hey.
I can't do it. That should take some energy.
That's how you do it.
Without the chrome fit, this is really how Doug looks.
Come on, bro.
Nooo!
Rooney bagging cuffs
It's heavy bro, it's a lot of police here bro
I'm gonna drop the load right now, I'm gonna drop the load
I am bro
I'm gonna call Rooney, I'm gonna call Rooney check
Fuck, I don't even know what I'm saying
No
Hey, what's up bro, how's it going still?
Man, it's fine, man, you know you got it bro
No, I just see you get out and went right back. Why you went back?
And guess what you lost your fucking mind you was just out and you think I'm from a pay to get you are you got one
Man do your time like a gangster bitch
Thought you know how to sit in that bag
Man come on, man, bro. Come on views in this position. You know
I ain't gonna lie 500 gifted it's like 2200 bucks, bro
I don't put a bond y'all brothers. They say say say thank you. Thank you big boss. You are the biggest boss
Thank you. Thank you big boss. You the biggest. All right now. All right. I'm gonna hang this phone
You the biggest boss of all bosses
2200 guys
What the fuck I'm paying 500 if you put a leave in 20 minutes for I don't know a can please get a reduction
I bet I'm gonna call a judge
Your boy got an hour left. He really supposed to be 130.
Your boy shot at D's Senat himself.
Let me call a judge.
I'm going to call you all right back.
I'm going to call a judge.
Is he crazy?
Let me call a judge.
Ain't no judge in this shit.
Let me call a judge.
I got some good news, it's a bad news.
The bad news is the judge ain't answering.
The good news is they can hate you like.
I
Oh, fuck niggas!
This is your life cold.
No, we got another one.
Come right back.
We got the channel.
That's the camera man, too.
Well, niggas, we ain't enough of this slime on my hand.
Yeah, I'm sure we got 46,000 people watching.
W is in the chair.
I'm
What is this fellow doing?
It's okay, bro.
Do you know what's good? Do you know my shit, bro?
What?
I just read it down there.
We're not the house.
I'm trying to make a water bucket out of that.
Who's that to go with?
That's two and a half million.
You got to do two and you see that, boy.
My niggas livin!
Fuck it's Dub doing!
Two goddamn babies be havin' on their small ass dead.
Fuck it's Dub doing!
Oh, shit.
37, by the way.
37?
Dumb, 37?
Come on.
Hold up.
I gotta go do some research on this shit.
I look down.
What a dub ain't 37.
What's up?
He's 33.
He's 33.
He's 33.
Why does it look different, man?
Does it look different?
I
Somebody please in that shit bro, what are you gonna say?
So they dropped them they dropped it
I'm out of time.
I'm almost up. Stop crying like a bitch, man.
They got 20 minutes left. He won't make it to the CNP.
All right, man, music of cheers in this bunch.
I need to go to the community, hold on.
That was the evil shit.
Okay, we got the honor.
I'm gonna need for a selfie.
Man, uh...
What?
What was it?
Did this hurt?
Hey!
You're gonna get hurt, you know?
Seriously?
Oh, I'm sorry, but...
Party...
This is the first day, bro.
But...
Let's see.
Girl, I'll try it.
Thank you.
Oh, please.
I don't want to go out.
I'll try it.
You ready to put me on ending?
Momo you ready to put me on ending?
You put a ready run, Jack.
Now be a stream today.
Why the fuck would I have the police right here?
That's snitching, bro. You know I'm against it. I don't play like that, bro.
Let's do it, Jack.
Put me on ending, uh, Momo.
I
Was a guy from my heart
I'm a risk it all
Another my dates
Music I put my heart in it
I'm a risk it all the way
Hang up and I won't call it again. I gotta watch what I call my friend
I
And I was struggling, it wasn't your fault
Wasn't talking on there, hang up when I call
Trust to the beats and I got this all wrong
Not at all, but I quit playing my songs
One of a kind I could never be clown
Fuck nigga chill, I put this eye in the stars
And they know I will
Say this for 50 shots, yeah.
Yeah, I shoot a nigga smooth in the field, look at him bitch.
I don't know how to hear an E-side.
I swear they don't know how far I've been.
Music, I put my heart in this.
I'ma risk it, I want to win.
Ain't nothing, I won't call it again.
I gotta watch what I call my friends.
I swear they don't know how far I've been.
Music, I put my heart in this.
I'ma risk it, I want to win.
Hang up and I won't call it again
I got no I to I call my friends
No tractor