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I ain't breathein' on your ear, digger, I'm murkin' for that shit and you the home
All the brutes and shit, my gang nigga, fuck you, DDGK, HHG, we out on niggas like we done
And come through here, we go to dump and pull the file on the dump
And wrap you up just like a money, cut you open like a plum
Get that class of 25, put that class of 26
Bunny Mike back on the campus, super senior, send it, please
Super senior sending hits, you can count a billion hits
What's it bitches, take your leave, slide back and don't say shit, yeah
Out my top, miss that Michael Drake that do your dirty, out my top
Keep her raw and then I shoot like Stephen Curry, out my top
Miss that Michael Drake that do your dirty, out my top
Keep her raw and then I shoot like Stephen Curry
I can't trust I'm always behind them moving, grinding with precision
I be maxing out my band just in the soul, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, miss that Michael Drake that do your dirty, out my top
Keep her raw and then I shoot like Stephen Curry
I don't know what the fuck it is, man
Fuck that nigga found her, fucked to hell
First day out, I'm from the right back, I'm from the coastline
This is my first day off the slammer I know about, I'm gon' me take
Ain't been out 24 hours and it's not even my first day off the slammer
I know about, I'm gon' me take it in there, I know about, I'm gon' me take
I know it's real, it's my first day off the slum, I have no bound, I'm on me tech, ain't been off 24 hours and they tryna send me back
Simon shit just for no reason, Simon shit because it's easy behind that bread on your head, nigga, I'm murky for that shit
And you're the house of calls and bucks, enjoy my bang, nigga, fuck you, DDGK, AJG, me, I'm on niggas like the dummy
Here we go to dumpin' for a file on a dummy
Wrap you up just like a mommy
Cut you open like a plum
It's that class of 25
Fuckin' class of 26
Fund it right back on the campus
Super see ya, send it please
Super see ya, send it, here's
what up jett
don't play it.
what up jett.
what's that?
I ain't got shit to do today, but do a little gaming going over a few things. Wait, let me call Roshanathan, man
Fuck Roshanathan doing man. Matter of fact, sub up chat. Do I need to do a roll call? Y'all gonna sub the fuck up?
Sub up chat
Streaming from
August 6th. We changed the date to August 6th. It's like it's coming fast
Like I don't even know if I got time to find me something pressure
Time is ticking we gotta do the trailer all within this small amount of time
Y'all think we can pull this shit off chat. I don't know man shit getting scary
No, really shit shit is getting scary chat
He'll know yeah. Yeah. Yes
Yes, and I hope we pull this shit off man because shit is getting
Let me call jail for that till J. The answers this court
the college on this court
the reason you're talking about some of all
let me get this nigga we call it in the record
I'm out with my man and moving grinding with precision I'll be mixing all my
beard is just a show hey what's that a man I'm on screen who that's who you say
I wrote you back for prom today
I'm taking it. I love she asked you. I was left to respond to me. She asked you tomorrow
This is she wrote you back yet?
Who who you got
Ava who
Wait, I know you're not talking about them
Oh
What you talk about
Oh, let me see what you talk about
Hey, but Zora, hey, but oh you talk about the guy that went to us for me you this year
Yeah
Wait what you say India got a what?
So you gave so you gave India 24 hours to respond to you so what if she don't respond to you, bro
I
Say I got somebody you can go with my sister looking for a date
Yeah
Yes
I've been had a sister. Just let me know I'm gonna put you on
You just don't try to fuck though. Then I'm out the back though. You with that switch man
Hey, you can take it a problem, but don't fuck her bro
real time
What you mean you can't promise me that I'm trying to put you on my sister
A nigga what?
Yeah, what?
All right, keep it up. See see see stop playing man. I'm trying to put you in that pain dog
I
All right, then I'm gonna send it to you and call me back. Let me know
All right
What say is boy? Hey?
Hey, this nigga Joe's man
Hold on
She told me to put on some
He sent it to run is old man
Let's check cause the bird
I just sent it to run is over. Let me call Jaden and tell them boys jump on the discord man
We got a good we got to go to play
Most dream push. Oh, you need a lighter
Hey jump hey jump on the discord man
We got to go to plot in this fucking planning out this trailer man
We got to start planning this trail out man, we need to rest of my deals
You say you are red ready
All right, so what's your business?
I already invited a lot of people check like I'm still finding people and trying to track down everybody
but um
you know know how that shit go
hold on i'm taking a second
i can't trust a mouse with bram and move it
sign me with precision i be mixing all my
bags
I'll be slamming moving grime and I already said
They see going already
Man, what a shit so loud. Oh, I'm trying to call Jane. I'm on up Momo. Damn Momo went to the stove
I'm trying to figure out how to call Jay on this bitch
Oh, they gonna ends up in the column back. What's up?
What you wait wait hold up you just want you trying to say my sister
I'll joke society
Man wait wait wait wait what's wrong with that?
Oh
So you did she's big
Hold on you trying to calm my sister
Hey, hey, you know, I gotta fuck you up when I kiss you right? No, no, I'll just decide I gotta fuck you up when I get
Hey, I'm gonna fuck you up when I get you
All right
What's this shit?
He think I'm Joseph
He think I'm joking bitch ain't joking
I'm gonna fuck that nigga up
Check the cord right quick. Oh, yeah, let me check. I did I did I did fuck wrong. Did fuck wrong with that nigga, man
Now I got now I got it now. I got a call and get on this nigga. Hey
Nigga got man nigga got my sister fucked up
Fuck hey, let me tell you something
Let me tell you something all that shoot your shot at India the Ava girl nigga
They ain't you're for they don't want you nigga you ugly as fuck look at yourself nigga. Don't nobody want you guys
Don't nobody want you you look chef. Man. I'm bitches want a nigga. They don't spend that bad. You ain't spending that shit nigga
Stupid as nigga
Man, yeah, I want you to cry I want you to cry on the corner
I'm a bussing shit when I catch him real tall.
Man, what's wrong with that nigga, man?
What's wrong with who he think he is?
Who the fuck rinsed on feeling like this nigga feeling like he didn't say hello Washington?
So stupid ass on
Hello chair, let me find a jail. I'm trying to find Jay name on this fucking thing
Y'all here y'all here to call I don't know who the fuck runs open a light that bitch feeling like he's some type of
I think I'm feeling like he might be joining.
Now what the fuck he got going on?
Should I put on headphones?
Let me put on headphones, yeah.
If you're a girl in a chat that want to go on an e-date with uh, Renzo for prom spam
to right now
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, Tia, Jaden answered the call.
Tia, that boy answered the call, man.
You're acting like a bitch.
Oh, hello?
Hey y'all heard that shit?
Y'all hear me?
Nigga gonna have to bust in some shit.
Hey Momo come here.
Y'all hear me?
Say Momo.
Hold up guys go all right, bitch. Hey, let me see some
I
My what's y'all boys talking about man say my mom
I'm trying to put it I got the boys on up. I'm trying to put our video up here
I got him on discord. I got to turn off my camera. All right. Yeah, hold up. Hey, Jay put your camera on the discord so they can see us
Yeah, and how I do how I make it full screen to where this
Yeah, what I'm mixing all my band to get to show you I'm the secrets. I join up pussy
You got to disable your camera.
Yeah.
You don't do this.
You don't.
You can not do this.
You be done.
All that camping.
I don't know.
When I catch runs on, I'll have a smack bar from this poor thing.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm gonna have a smack bar from this poor says
Huh Paris I'm gonna beat the fuck out of him
I
Cannot see y'all mind but y'all do this shit. Then you echoing bad as if it
I do not see y'all bitch. I thought you know what you was doing
Yeah, he told him you on him. Oh, let me oh, let me that's why you on him. Hello
Whoa
You don't see me though game
No, nigga fuck
Why you can't see me okay?
Disable your fucking camera from your goddamn obs
you. Can you see me now, bro?
You gotta disable your camera
from your goddamn OBS. Jonathan
Roson. Fuck. Fuck. I did it.
I already know. I did it. I already
know what you're doing. I was
talking acting like you know
what you're doing. Hold up, Jack.
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
You see us now shut up fuck. We can't see you Jonathan Roshan
Hello, hello, we can't see you Jonathan
Can't see you know your camera pussy my camera on game man, son you for to make me so mad
I'm gonna back the piss out you
I'm not gonna say it.
Come on son.
You ain't like a pure hole.
You know KC appreciate the five get it.
I said English fuck.
I think he's back down.
Come on. So y'all blowing me.
This is not so.
You see me now. They got to work at Apple don't see your fucking OBS
Turn off your main camera
They turn it on in this court
Come on man, you got you got geek squad over there right next to you. You don't know what you're doing
My discord updated dick on the what you talking about see me
My mom is my mom. Let me show him my mom. I think a graduated with a point five certificate
Are you are you graduated with a point five certificate bitch?
Yeah, you're so as me in it
You ain't even do it right on hold up chat. He joining up
Oh, damn, it's disney.
Can you see me? Huh? No, son.
It's starting to piss me off.
Oh, man, it's starting to think disney.
Yeah, you might, it might be that nigga discord, man.
Yeah, you guys, they say I'm like this.
Yeah, they say I'm like this.
What?
What?
How the fuck did I disable your camera?
Girls game.
Oh, there you go. I did do it.
It was on me.
I was scared, bitch.
Scared of what?
Scared of what?
It was me.
Hey, what y'all boys over there doing, man?
Cooling.
Who you taking to prom, Jonathan?
What's your name?
Oh, I'm flying the magician out of here Wednesday. Oh the magician. So what a god. Oh she come back
Yeah, so that's sitting stone. So you imagine going
Yeah
Who you going to prom with rich
Oh
I got Gaynor Ray boost. Oh you got you got a Ray boost
I ain't even feeling make no new bill right now. I'ma just keep my point full
Hey, say man, we gotta we gotta come up with a trail idea. He said
Yeah, we need help with real idea, man. That's the most stupid funny shit
What y'all think I got idea what
Everybody getting ready for crime
So, the wood type shit but everything go wrong though.
Like we lose everything like this stuff, this phone care about it.
So you saying go to jail, get your shit took.
We didn't have that.
You said everything go wrong, right?
3DD appreciate that son.
Yeah, no real shit locking in.
Locking in game real tough.
Get yourself together, bro.
I
Get yourself together chat. Tell us bitch to lock in man
You trip
We're gonna have a fighting scene that big
And I want to do a action movie man both of these niggas moving that slow motion
One of them boys, one of that snow.
If we got to see if we can get access to the airport,
having nigga running through the airport,
dropping Bukushi, trying to make a fight,
trying to get to that bitch.
That'll be hard.
I know how to do it.
No, that shit will be hard.
Like, I'm real tough.
I'm not camping.
Like, home alone.
Like, home alone?
That's what you talking about?
Hey, shout out, Chris.
I think they're sneaking out on some home alone shit.
I don't know, what are we coming up with?
It's gonna be for us, bro.
What you playing on wearing, Jake?
I don't know your game.
You don't know what you on on well?
You don't know what you on on well.
Man, you got a pocket there, bro.
Where'd you wear it, bro?
I got 13 days.
What you wearing?
nigga, who is you going with?
My mama.
Huh?
I probably go with my mama, dude.
What's wrong with that?
What's wrong with that?
You just took an album date?
Not wrong with that.
Appreciate that son of mine.
They can be taking the safe route out.
Malcolm Confliction's the Malcolm Confliction.
You say Malcolm Confliction?
Malcolm Confliction.
Now, now, they can't take their mama from.
Damn.
Nigga Judging for doing it wrong.
Nigga Judging for doing it right, man.
What it is?
to save right now. I ain't never
took the same round out. I ain't
never took the same roll. You
know what you mean? You can't
bump that bit up no more. I ain't
like you bumping that bit up so
quick. You're gonna bump that
bit up so fast. Next time, they're
gonna say in two days.
Four days, two days. If you can't
make it, that's your eyes. Yeah.
You ain't structure. I ain't gonna
bump it up no more at all.
I'm trying to it isn't to the
call. You gotta have them baby
I'm talking about this is the
whole time. Make sure they got
the roast beef bitches. Oh my
god. Damn them turkey
bitches. That's hands up. Yeah.
Appreciate that.
You know Casey, appreciate that.
I was I was saying that for
things of I actually that was
his old cousin.
Then it is a column of
straight what's up?
We say he joining up.
I'm foreign to be on what's up
like a motherfucker.
Every time I find it again.
I ain't never used this.
What the fuck?
They say real stuff.
They say real stuff.
I ain't gonna lie.
That boy is the type to call you from wrong number.
You think he's a scam caller?
Yeah.
Real talk.
Yeah.
This energy.
Do you have a Bitcoin address?
I don't have it.
Have you ever lived in a big?
I've never seen a big I sleep on
the floor. I don't take my
I had to hang up. They go that
Say your camera on bro. Say your
camera on the bitch. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait. You in
the bathroom? Am I wrong? So,
you can only get me something
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Bro, it's not about. Jesus.
Yeah.
Oh, wait. Let me see. Let me see. Let me. Let me.
like a rookie. You've been
What's up? What's up? What's
up? You are not getting any
from this. Your neck is fucking
long. I don't know who wants you
today. But Mike, listen, I'm the
prize. You know, a lot of
bros. Burn this type
braiders. Man, what type of
prize you with?
I'm not
You see any any girl you pull me on right now. She's you have time I have to decide
Yeah
I forgot to take that bit off got home. Let me see. Stand up. Oh
You
But no, but you guys gonna like I go I go find out right
like. So, we, we, we, we, we
find the end of a day or you
already got a date. Um, am I,
am I meeting? Why you actually
grown as many as you have? You
got fine.
That's it. That's it.
That's it. Of course, I'm like
you niggas are like, bro, you
look like the same niggas.
I
Describe your dream girl for prom
My dream girl I like a girl that I need something I
entity a
And she loves, you know, I like to get with the very small waste
I wish that's we very very thin like she should look down like a baby doll and then I like to get with like
You know a little bit of neck so I can give her like a good a good to connect chain
Yeah, rest of the sale
Maybe just said I am getting me to get mad
Say why you keep shooting your shot at India? No, you got no chances
That they can take a football field shot
She
She saw it right and she's like she's waiting for like the right time to respond
I should go to respond like wait one minute to the end of the video to the end of the time
You might as well just take your view
I got get to your love look at you
Your fucking brain start on the top of your fucking head
I
I will show that India right now
Get to the real shooting like you got 13 days
There's another girl on my radar
What's her name?
I'm a Zura bro. Trust me. She looks like ice pies, you know, hang it. I went to the Bronx hang it up show us
Bro, wait, why you say
Oh, she went to screw me you
You
You think so
Well, it's I'm trying to make some of this fucking badges
You need to find somebody around your yo yo yo statue limitation like yo chat
Who's finally
Only love once bro. I'm telling you bro. No
Let's be let's be dead. I go which finally me exactly
So wait
I'm trying to find somebody to fuck with you
Let me look I'm trying to look my bit I said in the way everybody said who
the answer go be right up who
tell me that's me go we right like bro like so I'm right out
him like I feel like in my response fast I guess I'm not trying to like you know
sell my shit bro stop bringing India up you know god damn where that girl don't
want you guys go fuck you're right you believe in me
I
Got to get that shit up bro
I understand you got high hopes and trying to shoot a amazing shot from long range such as stiff carry trying to use a
Pull-up jumper with amazing techniques, but you do got to stop and quickly haul in advance and the boy that mission
That shit ain't gonna work out and gonna leave you feeling doped in the end
What if I try my best to continue shooting my shirt on to the
End up going by yourself
I
I do got some regrets on some tattoos dick
We need to go get I don't regret these bitches don't and we need to go
Another tax
And that's man. What I got a tech man right now to pull up. What up?
Let's give it in right you ain't trying to get it in
We do that off of it. We could do that tomorrow. I'm trying to find some some some some eat dates for this nigga
Renz over here by the every time I show a picture on me everybody say they never mind
Oh my god. Hold up. Go by yourself. Bitch. I told you it was a I'm trying to see
but it's hard like I just hit some females up. Go be little. Let me see. Man, I'm trying to see.
He forgot to put up the crowd with tomorrow in the pool. Oh shit. Why I need a friend with you
I
Say my gangsta
You said
I'm trying to find you one bitch as hard as a bitch
I
It's hard Brian alive. Do you your badges ain't make you gotta start maxi your shit out gangster
No, that's that ain't me blowing in it that's this fan next to me because it's hot as a bit
All right, we're a top
hater
Hater
Fuck we hate no Enzo. I told him already
I'm telling you, I'm about to pull the crazy bro just watch
Who are you from to pull?
Bro, I'm about to pull India bro, I'm telling you bro
She has time, she has time, bro just let me go on the date, let me get more girls, let me get more options
And I decide we want to pick later on, so I'll pick the girl I really want on Sunday
India see tomorrow, I'll just fry that and I'll just pick another person
So you got nationals
Let's check this out, bro
You got to listen you ain't got that many days, bro
So if you don't have a day back about in two days, bitch, you might as well cancel Christmas
Wait, wait, why you blame me?
who
Let's keep that on on you. You tell my ring to me
right
I'm my baby. I see
J. What are you?
You heard me guys though.
They're on Sunday, very Christmas though.
So he's going to really cancel the John T.
John T. for sure.
Go with the girl that, go with Raya.
Yo, it's Raya life.
I got that. You put it there.
I got you one.
You want one? Huh?
Listen, enough girls don't want to eat.
Nice shit. This last minute.
If it wasn't planned out.
you. the two. I'm going to
I don't know what this is.
We're going to bring a drill
up and we're going to let you
just shoot. All right. This is
easy. Oh, yeah, man. You're
going to spectate. We're going
to let you shoot. Are you
ready? All right. Let me go
you ready?
I said, I'll wait a way.
They look like salad.
All right, we're gonna do another...
The ball best for me. The ball best for me.
Where's Seeds?
I got the...
There's a lot in there.
What she's doing?
You ready? You ready?
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
Yep. Yep. Yep.
Yo, baby. Baby. Get on on your
camera. On your camera. Hello.
She on her?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Alright. Y'all ready?
Wait.
I know you.
I know this girl. Y'all ready? All right, look. Rich, y'all turn y'all camera off and let him shoot.
Baby, I just don't get it to enjoy it. I know you slam a perfume across your eye. How you doing also?
I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. Kerupilin, Kerupilin.
Damn, I know this girl.
Hello?
Eh?
No yes, no yes.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
You got to fit your sound.
You can come back on, Jay.
You got to fit your sound.
That's a thing.
Like, I'm making them nervous, bro.
Don't be nervous.
Don't worry.
Don't be nervous.
Okay.
I don't bite.
Lay.
Lay.
I don't bite.
I'm going to hit you up, Billzo.
Bro, you see, you see, you see this one.
I'm turning my back.
I'm nervous like that. That's it. You see, that's what I'm saying. You know what? I'm just putting my glasses to the window. So no one's gonna see my high.
They're shouting at you to see because I don't let me put on their jeeps here right away.
Go be Kimbelli Enzu. You guys are very good with this. You can stop.
You know, I'm just talking about the comeback. All I have to do is buy jeeps.
You know what I'm saying? It's a boom machine.
I don't have a muted check.
She's not muted on my side.
So you know what?
Let's get Amber.
What about Amber?
Amber Taisei.
Oh.
Is Amber alive?
Hit her up.
Hit her up so we can see.
Can you hear me?
Oh, yes, I can hear you, baby.
I can hear you, baby.
I can't lie to you. You remind me of basketball. Okay? Why? And you are my favorite snack because I
eat lees. Okay? I eat lees and that's my favorite snack and they say listen first of all I'm seeing
you like you are you are you are very structurally built. You have a very nice neck and a nice facial
structure. Okay. Nice legs. Yes.
Like I'm like, no, no, no. So, like, that means I can be able to like see the good chain on your
neck. You don't have to be fat. Like, oh, that's some girls are fat. Oh, yeah, I'm icy. You are.
So, I'm looking at your legs. I can I see a girl. Okay, okay. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like I've been
on the edes with you that last time, but I did not want you that time, but I'm I want you this
time. You've never been on the edes with me, boo. Ooh, you calling me boo already?
You're moving too fast. You're moving too fast. You're moving too fast.
Nabo, where are you from?
I'm from Kali.
Kali? Ooh, that was crazy. I be flying in Kali, you know what I'm saying?
I be flying to Kali, I come back and I be with India love.
Why are you be wearing?
She's one of my, uh, yeah.
I don't speak too much about that, but I'm coming to Kali next week.
What part though?
I'll be I'll be I'll be I'll be Beverly Beverly Ease. Oh, I'm not out there. Where are you? Where are you?
I'm in the bay. Yeah, you're a big will you be my big?
Appreciate that
I'm trying to see
None of the things that you have to show me why she choose you because I'm the price
Why is worse? Now they have got so many options out there that love girls that want me they're like at least 16 on the least
Why should I pick you?
Why should I pick you? I don't know you. I'm trying to get to know you.
Let me get to know you first. Where are you from?
I'm from India. Oh really? Yeah.
Okay, so tell me about yourself. Tell me about yourself. I'm grown. I'm grown.
You act like this in an interview. You want me or not?
No, do you want me? That's the question. Do you want me?
I'm trying to see. Okay, okay, okay.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just I'm just getting a little excited
But like like what do you like to do for fall and let me let me know let me know like like what was exciting about you like
What kind of like you feel me?
I ain't got nothing. It's different from this different because you was just talking about her hair fall shy
That's not you right now. He says she's not
Am I hair fall shy?
That's what he said. I fought with them bitches. He said your hair fall shy
It's girly. It's cute
I don't take this shit serious, man.
Bitch, it's cute to me.
I foked it in the head.
I don't know.
Thank you.
I don't know.
Can you stand up for me?
Ooh.
You.
He might stand up.
You stand up.
You don't got no socks on.
I don't like it.
I don't want to see his outfit.
I don't like it.
Sorry.
Sorry.
What a blazer.
That's why you don't like it.
I just saw your talent when you be dancing and shit.
If you go to prom when he ain't go with socks to the event either
I was talking about the baby don't dance man. Oh
Like so listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen so you don't say like I do
I'm coming to early back and I said, I don't care.
We take you out.
So what's like some fun stuff about you?
What would I like this to do?
Yeah.
Well, we can't get parents who just
dropping it like it's hot.
What the fuck?
She a gang.
Well, come on, bro.
I already told you that's what I'm happy I do that.
She's making me happy.
For real, like, look, see your face is making me happy.
It's making me emotional.
Like, for real.
That's why I ain't going to lie.
That's why we can't make foreign people see too much.
He came to America and he said, girl, say in the air,
somebody say in the air.
Say no, guys.
Let me see your outfit.
My outfit?
Let me see your outfit.
Let me see your outfit.
I've just gotten on some chair right now.
Let me see it.
OK.
No, no, no, let's see the full outfit.
I mean, more there.
Let me see the full outfit.
I don't know. I don't know that. You see how I'm trying to see her feet gang. Stop trying to see her feet gang. I'm trying to see her feet gang.
She's not so fetish.
She did that shit with the last two. This ain't the last two guys.
The last two?
Yeah, he had two before this and he already fucking up me. Stop gang. Just because the last two. So, you know, when they feed you.
Wait, Rick, do you want that?
Do you want that?
Sure.
Okay, so, see, listen,
you have to come correct.
I'm not feeling your energy right now.
You have to come correct.
You're blocking and dropping it.
You're talking about other girls.
You need to focus on me and you.
Ooh, okay.
She's feisty.
All right.
Okay, so like, what do you do for your bedding?
What?
What what do you do for your Betty for my Betty your best day your best day
What do you say what do you do for your birthday?
What
Be day big day birthday birthday. Oh, what did I do for my birthday?
I'm not feeling like I need to
I'm trying to see what we're going to encounter, but I can't understand you, you have to speak up.
So early in the morning, I shower, sometimes I might twerk in the shower, but like that's the thing.
Then I know how to cook, I can chef up, I cook a lot of dishes, I cook a lot of dishes, I'm a chef.
Are you Spanish?
No, I'm not.
What are you?
I'm black and white.
Black and white, you see, you are mixed, you are cookies and cream, and I like cookies and cream.
I like to taste cookies and cream.
Yeah, I love all of you. Yeah.
I'm going to give you some. Yeah, I'll give you a lot of milk.
I'll give you milk.
Do you work out?
Actually, I swell up because I go to the gym every day.
So I swell up and I get more muscular and I see I'm sure that I think I am.
Okay, can you take your blazer off?
No no no no no no no no no
hahahaha
nah nah nah no no no
Why not?
I have to make sure the other girls are watching so I have to make sure I'm correct
So you are gonna be able to pick me up
Oh
Oh like you are able to cut that one
This is easier, I can carry you
Okay let me show you
Hey you guys are so
you know
I'll take you to consideration. I'll put you on the list.
I'll get back to you tomorrow.
I'll get back to you tomorrow.
I'll get back to you.
certificates
My no no stay in stay in
Without
You wanted to shoot
Yeah, I want to shoot. Let me I'm gonna get on my own PC
Why she on the strain
Not you I'm talking about this nigga
Still feeds of course, you got she's by she's by she's by she's by
No, you want to take a shot
Like you know how to talk the girls
She's gonna fall for me watch this watch this are you think so?
I know so
people on this beat. Oh boy. Do y'all think Damien got this shit? I don't know. So now
is my roommate that's trying me you then they can don't watch his ass. You don't watch
so as you watch this later for. Hey, what the fuck? He's gonna come back up and PC. Hey,
why don't PC set up like they did? What you mean? Let me see how my computer is on how
Let's you look wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait don't do it yet
We're gonna give you the flow go ahead and introduce yourself
All right, Bella. My name Dave here. What's good? What's your name?
What's that? My name is Malaya
Malaya nice to meet you
I see you too
Now how old is you? I'm 25
How does it go?
24, 24, 25.
August 3rd.
What's wrong with your people?
You said it was 24, 10, 25.
What do you mean August 3rd?
Why are you asking yours?
You are mine.
How does it go for real?
right fuck. 20.
Damn.
Nah, that ain't bad though, cause like the whole design data was 40.
Okay, were you trying to take me cause, um, Israel playing around?
I don't got time for that.
Yeah, yeah. I ain't gonna play Israel and bitch over and I'll have to talk.
Just shut the fuck up.
Oh, yeah, what's up with you? You're the greatest fucker.
Thank you.
Yeah, did you go on the panda shit?
Ain't this like some panda prints?
These are stripes.
Our stripes, you know, all the all kind of slurps it's like what's so much like, you know something
I'm chilling
Okay, so you see me all fucking 20 all you know, I got my shit
Now not cuz like cuz like cuz like you know, oh
Some people they they be like, you know, I don't fucking know. I just like a lot. I'm a line
Yeah, but like when I'm in a relationship, I tell the truth though.
Okay, now is the is the plastic bag over his everything gonna be a problem?
They're gonna stop anything
Okay
I
I'm serious
It's it's because foreign is our territory
I fucking shit.
My head is full.
You said watch you go me?
Yeah.
Because like, you know, I feel like, you know,
I'm a full, you know, patch.
If not, I would not have let you all put up like you're a regular houndo and shit, oh.
And then I'm gonna buy you some roses and shit, and you don't know you like to talk to it.
Hello, you're the devil of the town.
Hey, what?
My shit, shit, man.
What?
Oh, no, I see you turn up for the summer.
You doing your li'l dance, I see you watch that girl like London.
Do you recognize me?
Oh, watch that girl like London.
With some punches and their mama on their roof
Hanging bad in a club, every dude looking hard like he won't get his ass off
I'm only a bonka, I got guns so only he ain't out of drugs
Missed that brown with that white, I forgot why I wore those all my time, all my shirts
Missed a zander with the purse, transformin' his bitch, make a nigga go for so long
Hold on, I see you turn up for the summer
You going on your knees and can you bust that girl like London?
Do you bust her like me?
No, bust that girl like London
Do you bust her like me?
No, bust that girl like London
I had to use my seat to dry off because I had no guitar for the dry off and it's out
Pulling on my shirt. Hello
Yeah, it's me so rule
But this nigga Dave yeah, this nigga Dave yeah, so rude this nigga stop this thought and make us some serve sales
He's in between the middle of the day
Nigga so
We got disconnected, but now we are back now y'all got the floor
Wait, what I miss rich update me when I was like it
Rich what I miss what we was lagging shit. I was just
Said I was just I was just saying I know I'm a really cuz they need a day
I still had this shot. I let him use a issue. They'd be still was wearing that big
So I was just telling him about this shit and she and and you know the coach that gave me an extra
I
Watched
David I heard you be tackling niggas though, you're not gonna be doing that prom right
I'm just saying though, if I have what you mean by that, then I'm like, but like if
if somebody to pay my prom date and stuff I got to, I got to stand on my baby.
That's my baby invitation right now.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Forgive me.
Don't do it.
It is.
Don't do it.
No, he needs to protect me.
Yeah.
That's all.
I'm going.
That's all.
So like I have to protect her.
All right.
From what?
Well, why does that say you'll be taking medicine?
You want me?
Oh
Mike when I say I'm gonna talk to you when I see you I'm gonna talk you just remember me send it when I see you
I'm gonna talk to you. Okay, make you heard about you heard my freestyle my roommate. He a donkey. Oh, man
Look at that. I was camping
Don't you go it? You don't know what I want to go
No, she all right. Okay. I thought this was a big what the fuck is this little nigga doing?
Why you think you should be my date
I'm trying to figure that out
Are you strong out a lot of shit going up figure me out
Actually, okay, okay, let's go. Let's go. Okay. So basically so what I think I think you should be my own
Oh, be my product, because like, soon as we step in prom,
you know, I'm gonna be by your side, you know,
I'm gonna surprise you with some roses,
add some chocolate too, you know?
Then I probably put like, like, like some money
up your pocket and shit, you don't tell nobody that.
I'm gonna put some money in your pockets,
don't tell them how much I'm put up your pocket.
you
you
you
you
you
I will get you.
I ain't really feeling much due to much because both of these, and they just, he's staying,
he from another country has those girls.
I was like, I don't even really got a boot.
But you can't say this and my shit this day.
Shit. So, you know, see what they, you know,
they can go.
These are the time.
Right.
All right.
So with that being said, man, is that it?
Like, is that the end of like, y'all pitch?
They be on it.
So like, I don't get it.
I mean, I don't get it.
I
Don't know
Lee right beautiful girl don't get me wrong
But like this one girl that's catching my eye and it's like I'm double-pacing like until I get that girl
I don't
Damian
I'm not going to. I'm not going to, I'm not going to, I'm not going to, five, five, three, five, four.
Rich, you have to follow me, Rich?
You know, I'm like five, ten.
Okay, yeah.
I already got a problem, Daco.
Okay.
It's all.
I just felt like trying to stop these niggas from going hard in this move.
Yeah, I don't know why I'm not feeling either.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, sorry, sorry.
I've been to Proleto.
So you know what I'm going to do?
I'll give you a response tomorrow.
I will, trust me.
Like I'll call you.
It's not up to you, it's up to me.
Damn.
Hey look, I never went to prom, so it's like it's the first time
everything with me and you.
So, you know, I feel like it's going to be amazing.
Because we both enjoyed our time together.
And then it's our first time.
Yeah, but it's like you short, you can't dance, you be lying,
You weren't other people stuff like I don't need to be embarrassed
You can keep you look you've got certain that I ain't even triple
I want a proposal
About you you work for proposal you are for everything you are for everything now you pretty as fun
I love your face everything about you
You so amazing
So who you feeling none of them if it's none of them let me know
And so I like he I got options. I'm not feeling that David. I'm just getting dirty by Tom scared
Go with it you clean that with the go like
No
I don't know what's going on, bro.
People are so.
Oh, yeah, it's OK.
My I was laying in my bed.
Oh, you're not going to stay.
I was in my bed.
I ain't like I was in my bed.
Give it like you don't wash your eyes.
Well, I don't wash your eyes.
What's your smell like?
So she stopped telling me.
Tell me.
You say that, man. What's that?
You look like you just hotbox and
I saw you. I saw you. I saw you.
I saw you. I saw you. I saw you.
I was going to say you know, you know,
I to teach it, you know how to teach it.
You be like, man, is everything okay?
I want to ask this boy that man.
I don't think it okay.
I was talking to him and that's it.
That's the big that be be strung out and shit.
So it'd be like, he'd be switched to
All right, let me talk to them. We don't we don't you can pop out. All right. All right
What the fuck was that boys?
bro, I
Don't know why like I don't feel any collision with that, bro
Then it was smell of my bed. It's emotional. That's true me
So do you really got options or you just throwing this shit out there for no reason right?
I do but like Mike like I do like I so I want to talk to you, bro
And he's like I said he's Eva Eva Zura
Eva Zura
Can we get her up here?
I'm telling you bro like I'm not I'm not like I feel like I respect that she did that guy beautiful, but I just don't
more feeling
It was all right. What?
You know, she's fine. All right. Yeah, she fun
No, that's not what happened.
Bro, chill, bro, chill, bro, chill, bro.
If you're on a game, it's meant to pick you.
I don't mean to be the one picking any game, bro.
You know that.
Say, baby.
I'm just like, y'all have a game.
You done made this real.
Do it look like I take Madison Mack?
Yeah, she changed.
Yeah.
She changed.
She changed.
I don't think it was going to take, you know?
That nigga turn of two, three different people in one video.
The babies knows it.
I'm not going to dig your nose.
It's like we got cold on him.
If it's like we got cold on him, digging it.
Digging what?
That's how we got in there.
Digging his nose.
Dig your nose.
If you smell it in the sky, we ain't cool no more.
And J. What you looking at?
Which one?
No.
D.
D.
D.
D.
D.
D.
D.
live from your life, live from your own.
He don't look 20 though, dude, look like he's 14.
I bet on that one.
What is this thing, eight rebounds, three files.
Hey, who I live with you?
Who me?
Yeah.
Oh, my big brother.
I know you'll be a brother, be beating the fuck out you.
I would whoop his ass.
I would whoop him in.
Yeah.
No, we don't know what the boss run and shit on the boss or other shit. We learned that the boss run and shit out running shit
the feeling
On the boss run and shit
Yeah, Chad some I don't know we're gonna have to uh
Is there another girl no, no, but see this is Mike trust me bro
Guy let me cook a bazooka
tomorrow
So tomorrow that you cook ever zero. Yes, trust me, bro
She's out there. I'm seeing I'm able to do it
Huh? No, no, no, I'll pull up
But I run I like I really know what what you know what you just look at something like now
I wonder again. Let me take out a problem. Well, I like
Bro, J. Why you talking like you have a property to go on the palm dates. They got a problem
I mean baby. Ooh. He ain't
too much in new business man.
Yeah. Get out this man.
Tell him Jay. Hands to go back.
Alright. I'm going to right
through that gun smoke town man.
I need late.
You need who?
I need late.
What's the lady?
The one that was up here.
And that's her name.
Oh yeah, you want her?
Yes, I want her.
She don't want you.
She said you got to clean your room.
She said she's going to fix me up.
And so you almost had a chance, but you're
going to say you got other options.
No, see listen, I don't like to force the connection.
But like, like I'm a. I know
I know. They got the
to go with shake. Yeah. That's
what that is. Let's go. go
the fucking.
Hey, now,
you have to match your suits with the,
what did they move on?
You tell them to me?
No.
All right, look, man, I'm gonna do some gaming, man.
Y'all niggas bullshit.
What up, Jake?
We gonna run through that guns no time?
Man, y'all mad, oh, y'all mad at Jake.
Look at him, he hit it.
Alright, yeah, let me turn my camera back on.
Alright, yeah, we back.
Now, what you saying?
No, I'm just taking off the SD.
Taking off the SD.
I'm gonna do some gaming tonight, Chad.
Game for like another hour.
What the fuck's a bird baby doing? Let me see.
Anything else I need to react to? Oh, did you tell KT? So, so I got access to the community.
Oh, he sent me a link for you to join.
GTA, y'all want to play GTA?
What do you find? I don't know what they found baby on it.
You check the boys, the very baby shit.
the fuck is he doing man the fuck is he doing
You know what I'm saying, I'm saying,
Mike is on water.
They free everyone from the free fee.
Don't mind all.
Why am I just saying you're using me?
Byrne, I didn't say that.
Why am I just saying you're using me?
And even if you are using me, I'm using you to be using each other.
Tell them again.
Like what?
No, you should be using it
If we can't use each other then we're useful
I'm useless
Come on, you know
You use me, I use you, we both get use out of it, we both make money
I thought that shit about to go, ain't it?
Shut the fuck up
Man, let me say this nigga, boys
You better make up the truth
I don't know much, I don't care that much
It's a beard
Honestly, this is what you should use because of how dumb he is.
Say, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Child look like God in a hotel all of a sudden.
Man, go on, turn the cameras off.
Man, tell it, tell it to give you that pussy, man.
Yeah.
Should I send that one, Jack?
Should I send that one?
Should I send that?
Yeah, fuck.
See?
Easiest one.
Okay.
Y'all give me a cue.
I see you're gonna play it.
You got to use this nigga like I never fucking knew this before.
Segments, y'all give me segments.
I need like three segments.
You two videos.
You speaking the truth right there.
Some content.
I'm gonna use this nigga.
First I want to do it.
Say hey, I just want to talk about y'all.
Like I don't tell a son.
They gonna turn the cameras off.
I ain't telling them to get it.
Plus it might get a-
I did not know you were going to say that.
I did not know you were going to say that.
You know Mike's wall. You know that, right?
I did not know you were going to say that.
Let's do the Q and A. Let's do the Q and A, okay?
Okay, why do you leave it?
You got one of the college.
I was just playing, man.
I was just playing, bro.
What you got going?
Hey, you were playing.
Hey, you look like you made it to the final stage, huh?
Well, you got to understand that it's a joke.
Hey, wait, wait, wait, I'm joking.
Let her know I'm joking, bruh.
Bruh, she take it to the series.
Man, it's just content.
Even if you fuck, it's just content.
It's fun to go and make it so I understand
that I would look like y'all are the nonsensical ones.
It's just content.
It's just content.
Like Ty Lill said, it's just content.
Please don't kill me.
Please don't make that loud.
No, please don't hear it falling.
man bruh
All right, love you boy
Bro, why should he get mad if she she making this a part of her content knowing how we gonna joke stop getting mad. It's just content the fuck
and this you play like she made it's just content bro stop getting so mad
it's a voice memo you can't put a voice memo on
Man, my shit froze again, man.
Shit, why the fuck my shit keep freezing, man?
Do y'all know?
Okay. Okay.
Let me froze again one more.
Oh
From again
There's some bugs here
I
I'm on all that juice, acting bad in a club
Baby dude, lookin' hard like you won't get his ass no
On that bunker, I got guns, so on that hittin'
I got drugs, missed that problem with that white
I forgot why I was on my top, on my shirt
Mr. Zanny with the purse, transform in his tits
Make a list of all the social norms
Hold on, I see you turn up for the summer
You going on the desert, do you bust that girl like me?
Do you bust it like me?
Uh-uh, bust that girl like me?
Do you bust it like me?
Uh-uh, bust that girl like me now
Oh, no, I see each other for the summer
You're doing all the dancing
Do you want to feel like lunch?
Do you want to feel like me?
Oh, want to feel like lunch?
Do you want to feel like me?
Do you want to feel like lunch?
No!
He's a chump!
I
Haven't yet
Now I'm gonna give a fuck. I'm mad at my computer keep doing this pussy shit man
Fuck what happened Jack my computer keep doing this pussy bitch ass shit man. I
So suburb. Yeah, my
hell me hell what what the fuck he wasn't gonna fuck anyway you heard what
they was talking about when I clicked on a screen content is this content you
using me I'm using you can't stop falling for the fucking okie-doll it's
content it's just content right fuck y'all be so hot up in this shit
just fucking content soak it in enjoy it and watch it
Puff, Japan is out of your asshole.
I really see it man, I'm already fucking pissed off right now man.
You say call call him?
Wait, I did not ruin his time.
Did she leave or did she steal the?
No, I'm saying I'm actually is you good because my chance say I ruined your moment
What the fuck was fun to happen on live?
That's what I'm saying though they said I'm ruined your moment
Like what you like when I say you was gonna putt she should let you fuck
What's this content though?
You getting soft on me man
But she don't get it but one of you who's going up she get it
You know what? I'm gonna stop car. I'm gonna stay out of y'all situation and stop jostling on the content level
Bruh cuz they don't like the way I jost because I'm gonna keep it all the way real
You give them saying I know that what I'm saying I
Be I be jostling you know I'm saying but they don't like the way I joke
I
But when the serves and views going up they love this shit, man get your rest gangsta
Shit crazy she had other stop joseph with them, bro, they take shit to the heart
What?
Man, don't send me nothing,
you ain't gotta send me nothing, it's good.
It's throat, I'm over it.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna stop Joe some with them you can tell I ain't gonna say nothing else because
God damn, they can't even call in Joe's.
What?
What?
Mike motivate us.
Yeah, y'all know I'm gonna be me.
I'm gonna Joe's on the troll, but like,
oh man, pair of socials.
That should be crazy.
His boundaries.
What the fuck are boundaries?
What the fuck?
What y'all got to say?
I want to play GTA spam too if y'all want to play GTA.
I bet let's get it.
GTA, there it is, Chad.
We're going to play GTA.
He made little feel uncomfortable.
Who made little feel uncomfortable?
Me?
This is about joking through the phone.
You ain't got to worry about me joking.
I don't know.
Let's go.
On the crash city.
Crash city RP, pin the link, pin the link.
Crash city RP, we for to go up.
I
Crash it RP. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's get it
Crash city RP join up join the link we're gonna go down
Let's go join up for the going this bitch
And turn up
I ain't play RIP in so long, I forgot how to maneuver.
What y'all say, Jack?
You
I'm not putting a wrap, y'all ain't puttin' to make me wrap, and I'ma kinda beat it up,
Get some of that brand and I'm posting with a beard up in that car. You know we slurs
Run through that gun smoke town
3, 2, 1, go!
1, 2, 3, let's go!
You look like my camera looks straighter and look like I'm kind of pixelated
And I forgot how to play this bit
I know I ain't be gone that long chair. I think I shit
Shit I know I ain't be gone that long chair
a man. I hope I remember how to get active. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I gotta, I gotta tell my crows here. I gotta, hey champ, I been gone so long. I forgot how
play this bitch
Oh, shoot.
How the fuck I get my crosshair back?
How the fuck?
I just searched that nigga, you know what I'm saying?
I'm slowly kate
I'm slow. I think it's behind this
Yeah, I got a good cross there
I might got a flaw back in I'm fly back in
I
Fuck the crosshair never
There you go
There we go
Right see the repeat let's go let's go
Let's get it hit the discord join the discord
Be back in full effect. Let's go
Let's get active
You
Hey, jump up in this bitch, I'm going in, I'ma pull it in, I'ma lay out, I'ma lay out,
there it goes, let's go, let's go, hey, jump in this bitch, I'ma go in, I'ma with my brother,
my cousin, my friend, I'm in this bitch, stuck in from the clutch and I'm busting, I don't
I don't know how to say shit in a different way.
fuck off
this kind of tits
she wanted to leave you at the end of it
you got party
throat punts is
I don't want to hear that shit.
Whoa.
Got a yacht party for the pop-off, man.
I need some wills.
Let me get that one.
Let me get that one.
Say bitch, come on.
Let's go.
Let me get that one.
Ah, stoop there.
Oh, fuck, man.
Oh man, dang.
Yeah, you son of a bitch.
You said I'm a bitch?
Hey, buddy.
Get out of here.
Close the bed that's still on the way.
Close the bed that's still on the way.
Close the bed that's still on the way.
Make me phone calls.
Make me phone calls.
Make me phone calls.
Make me phone calls.
what the hell is this?
damn, he was slacking out
he's getting stoned
don't worry, dude
hold on, Jack
there's the...
she really loves you
I'm trying to see what gang it is.
It will be no way.
It's popping, where you at?
Where you at?
I'm in front of this door.
Hey.
Did you say you were?
I was in my house.
Alright, pull up.
Yeah, pull up in front of this door.
Wow, what's the word?
We're again right now.
You said what?
I'm trying to get a job.
All this been all right now?
Right?
What up, Beano?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What up, Fire?
What up, Fire?
Oh, yeah, you just tripped out, huh?
Moving that pig, huh?
Yeah, I just popped in.
You just popped in?
Yeah.
You know what, man, I got this shit.
I got this shit sold up, nigga.
Man, how sold up you got this shit, man?
This shit is locked, man.
Ain't no who blocked this.
Who blocked this little GMG?
Yeah, this y'all shit.
Oh
Somebody got James on the floor
Let me get down P
Hey, what up?
Shit down
Hey, so you heard from that business yet. She's just it's I thought it was down see say you see
business yet
I ain't see me yet. Can you mean a matter of fact?
You say they some shit earlier me needle
You in Nido?
Nido been in the city the most in Nido.
There's no town right now.
Let me get that up to Tequila Gold.
Tequila Gold?
Yeah.
I'm getting some bodies right now.
How many?
Can I get like five?
Let me get five.
All right.
I'm going to go, I'm going to go ride around.
My boy, white boy.
I don't hear what you're on, brother.
I'm going to go ride around and see it if you know.
All right, fine.
You already know what I'm on.
That turn, shit.
Oh, what up, Nick Hague?
What's up, what's up, pussy?
What's that word? Dry this bitch?
Ooh, we gettin' that traffic give.
Let's go, this is a sign.
I'm shot, bitch.
I don't know.
Hold on. How about this bitch?
How bout a little bit nigga, bust it out of here!
Holy shit that nigga ain't dying!
That nigga what the fuck?
Bust his ass in the cake!
Bust his ass in the cake!
Oh! I'm nigga slaying him!
Come on let's take back, take back, take back
Take back, take back, take back
I ain't dying!
I think it's too strong.
I should give it to him.
He's a bossin'.
Say the game where you at?
I'll kill both of them, we're in process waiting.
I don't know where the fuck the thing is, come on, be the cunt.
oh my god
Yeah, she can wicked in these trenches!
Oh, shit! She can wicked in these trenches!
Oh, shit.
Shit.
I
Wicked in these trunks
Who that up don't try to get it
Oh, shit!
Come on, run this way, run this way!
My fuck, hey, Lambo, Lambo!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit, get serious!
Shit!
Oh, right in the middle of the ship.
Oh, it's so up right in the middle of the ship.
You're chasing these fuck all that ain't trying to die today.
Shit!
Turn that fucking engine off, I think you just did, brother.
What?
I thought you got the wrong guy, I hope so.
Turn it off, turn it off.
You got the fucking wrong guy, bitch!
Man, fuck the police!
fuck it up
fuck on down
I'm trying to get the fuck on down
shit
oh slide through them trenches
come here bitch
tell me you the sinkies
oh yeah
brusher
brusher
brusher
brusher
brusher chest tell me you the sinkies
brusher
I'll crush a chest, I'll meet you the sickest
I need to go get a bait, I'm running slow as a bitch
What they got in this bitch? I need some bullets
I need some iron, but
Oh, yeah, they ain't broken with this hill.
We gonna catch this cut right quick, called Dino.
We called Dino.
Oh, yeah, check.
oh yeah check take off my jacket
ain't answering the phone
I ain't answering the phone.
Oh my God.
I hate that shit.
I'm about to fly back in here, Chad.
I ain't gonna let it blow us.
We're gonna go back in.
I kill Bino?
I kill Bino?
I did not know.
I did not know. I did not know. I did not know. I did. That's
I
Shitty PC something gotta be wrong my PC
the shit doing this like this freezing up on live screaming and shit
Hey, we up in Cran City, you know we from the crash, I got this switch, I got this
motherfucking blue jean and black man.
Man, what a ride.
See my brother.
Love, I say, I made that motherfuckin' end up
with that black man, 13 with the green one,
with that, yeah, China, China, China.
You're the fucking sickest.
They show me you the fucking sickest.
Yeah.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here and get out of here.
I'm just going to get out of here and get out of here and get out of here.
So you made out of punk bird
Hold on, where you at?
I don't know
It's a yacht, it's a yacht pulling it in
Make a tow for the VTH, I'm gonna get
Oh, my God.
Damn, she got the legs.
Hello?
Hello?
Hey, man, why are you running? I had killed four.
Hey, man, where you at?
I'm falling through the world right now.
What?
I don't know. I'm falling through the world.
fuck me
fuck me
oh shit my big ass
oh shit my big ass
that big ass booty
she got the fucking distraction
oh my
shit that big ass booty
show me you the six
you gotta show me you the six
show me you the six
What, you don't fucking remember?
Well, let me kill you.
Why, what's that word, a dinosaur?
What's that?
You see a burrobino?
Yeah, I know.
Alright, keep your fucking eyes open next time.
Hey, hey, hey.
What you say, Nick?
You say what?
I say keep your fucking eyes open next time.
C'mere, c'mere, c'mere.
I
Made a stubby brown and cute two niggas don't know who I'm killing
Hey, hey, hey, look man.
What up?
What you doing, bro?
I said keep your fucking eyes open.
Hey, let's go get some money, bro.
Hey, listen, man.
Hey, let's go get some papers, y'all.
Man, what's your name?
My name, Don Corleone, man.
Let's go get some paper, man.
All right, jump in.
Let's go get to that bag, man.
Let's go get to that bag.
Bag what you almost put you on some real money
Yeah, yeah, it's a real man. What you said what you go about? Don't call me on
Yeah
We say you've been getting money out you yeah, yeah, I'll be trapping man get into that bag
What you be selling?
We're selling a crack
Me
Yeah. And I get to fit in the FETI Boppers. I'm gonna show you how to get to the real
place. Yeah. Yeah. See you to jump in with a real knit. So, so, so, look how much money
you trying to touch up to. I'm trying to touch that damn a billion. I mean. A billion. Who
You think you know you see?
Yeah, I'm fine.
I need jigging now.
Yeah.
Trying to touch a billion like jigging now.
Will I go fair like you just on now?
You know there's something?
Yeah, hell yeah.
Now get that out the trunk for me.
All right.
Don't you fucking move, nigga.
Oh, yeah, nigga.
Yeah, nigga.
What you got on with your nigga?
What you got on there Tim? What you got on you bitch?
You ain't got nothing on me bro.
What you mean you ain't got nothing? I saw that big ass tell you what you got on you.
Hey, but I don't even gonna tell you from you nigga.
Get back in the car. Get your bitch ass back in the car.
Hey, nigga stop, you gonna stop jumping that car with that trailer shit.
Get your ass, nigga.
You gonna do me like that Mike?
Tighten up Mike. Hey, come here Mike.
He gon' take me.
That's what the poor saiyans are on, man.
Yeah, I'm out just landin', moving, grindin', with precision. I be mixin' all my bandin' to the bros, they ain't a wanker.
Bitch, you laggin' out, slingin', you take the campin' out, take the planin', rapin' out, chill, away the rod, they ain't.
So you ain't playin' for keepin', so you ain't clenchin' your beat, so you ain't but takin' the beat.
hahahaha
all that friendliness shit being friendly in the city man
that a stupid oh oh oh oh
what the fuck
let me get out on the feet man I need to get in the whip
hey check I'm back doling with the quickies
fuck I'm on the way
wait fuck you pussy
I'm talking about jib yo I took the nigga I suck the fuck out yo I had jib
Now you don't quench bitch I don't give a fuck
I put the fuck in my car bitch
I'm talking about chill out, chill out, chill out
I ain't go like me
Hey I got something for you to get out of the car
Hey listen, I think it's, I think it's
Pick it up, pick it up
Let's go get you off that car
Woooo, real pressure for that angle
I got a lot to get my way
I'm saying what you got going on, you cool?
Huh?
Yeah I'm cool
You cool?
You got to be fucking up man, you got to be fucking up man, you got to be fucking up.
Open that, open that crib, you chuck that.
Oh yeah, open that crib, open that crib.
Show you.
Oh, I'll show you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's how you keep your hands to yourself bitch.
Oh, no good!
They're so good, man!
I'm going to kill you, you're going to kill me!
I think I have a good idea, do I need it?
I don't know why I try to move a sliver, what's this here?
I don't know what to say, let's go.
I can't drive, if you see no drive, I'm gonna let you see one now.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
I
Want to see
Be better, what's that word man? Yeah, I slide two niggas over. Let's just see to see
Don't need a man. I heard you can't do what's up, bro
Yeah, I don't niggas die, but they keep trying to keep it a secret as you shit, bro
You talking about nothing happened
Niggas get flipped a day
You see you some right now
Hey, y'all there, cut cutters?
Yeah, here, man.
I'm gonna get to that bag, man.
Where the bird being away?
Dude, where the bird cutters?
And then he just got hit by a whip,
now on the way back, though.
You guys got bird cutters?
What's going on?
Four cutters, we all got cut cutters.
I ain't cut cutters.
I'm saying he's saying bird cutters.
Man, let me call people.
I just sent you three years, you need some more.
Let me know we having this shit.
Man, he picked it up.
My none.
He ain't got no hope, because I got one more left.
I could be a little dead.
I ain't worried about it.
I'm a 10.
Hey, I'm a 10 to your stream, right?
All right.
I love you.
Me, too.
You too, my brother.
I ain't talking.
Y'all hired Lil J?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I hired that name.
How are you putting the word?
Check this out.
That was my sister, Jack.
I don't know what you're trying to do trying to slash son.
It's really what all of you need.
Who are we?
Who are we?
We're D-Niggas.
We're D-Niggas.
They ain't H-H-E.
Hang on that cake.
What on the cake?
Fuck, I'm on the crush because I felt, me and hell not mad.
Me and fall.
I'm on the crush because of this nigga.
Who the hell?
We got a GZ on some stupid ass.
What's up bitch?
This nigga's pain, man.
Huh?
What y'all think?
You got a crush on her, huh?
Is me beefing with your name aside?
Yeah, L-I-B-B for BK.
Oh, BK.
Oh, no, no, you ain't lying.
You better be game.
You right.
I'll be definitely game.
L-I-B definitely game.
Get the fuck from out my block, bitch.
You're a snake.
What are you doing?
What the hell's like that?
What are you talking to you?
Get the shit down!
Fuck that shit!
Fuck that shit, man!
Fuck!
Oh, the bitch!
Fuck you, man!
Fuck wrong with the bitch, man!
Fuck you, bitch.
I
Get in the store
That nigga did
Stop all that crawling
Born in Dresden, they hit me
Hey
Yeah.
These are people?
Yeah, they're my people.
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
What?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can't even kiss me, Crack.
Save chat.
Somebody just put us on loud ass.
Man, that nigga Bird jumped off the car singing and shit.
Man, that nigga's not trying to sing, but you?
That nigga's smack, this was precise accuracy.
I'm happy to use this glitch. Fuck all that.
Niggas that smack us with precise accuracy check.
God damn left. Somebody call the ammo left.
Can't move.
Can you move?
I think that's BSK right there.
Shit's there.
No, Nito, you know I would have put that pain in if I wasn't on Kredg.
No.
No.
Yeah, and then they're gonna drive away like they did the big one. Fuck no.
I gotta pick somebody up, man, cause I was on that.
on that you can't you can't encourage again he's got a he's got a look at them
here let's try calling ambulance
my friend on this is shit
ambulance dad stole asap asap on my uncle dad my grandpa my little sister my
little cousin my baby mama they are dead asap asap
brother dad stole
In a way all they coming through the bitch. I'm new man. Oh
Hey, put these put all these three niggas in the trunk take them to pill
All of them in our trunk. All of them in our trunk.
All of them in our trunk.
I don't wait till we get up, Jack.
Any day I need to react to, while we...
But it's the...
Popo coming.
No meds.
We got meds.
Hey, you too, Fahad. What are you doing here?
I know beef will be a skater.
I'll be starting.
But it's really to these two days.
What is that?
I don't get the fuck, bitch.
Okay, you're seeing this.
Take a look.
Did I miss more?
I'm gonna wait today.
I'll wait here today.
Let's see.
Mm-hmm sound good
I
You check I've been fucking with this stream this shit. I feel like I've been mixing my badges all y'all been fucking with it
I've been make old carine
Let me see. Let me call
I
Was asking you know what a bitch I'm on stream you made your mind up yet
How many options you got
I
See how you trying to play it. I see how you trying to play it. That's smart. That's more
I like that I like that you smart you smart bro keep keep keep going like that. I like that
Oh my God, a pussy ass, Nick Bruce, what's she doing?
Get your pussy ass off my phone.
I might need to be trying to talk like a nigga
and everything.
Say that, Roy, what's that word, man?
Yo, bro, I'm trying to come to the prom, what?
Come on, man.
You already know I sent you the invitation, though.
Tom Goody?
What the fuck I sent you an invitation for?
So my plus one I could bring anybody who you trying to bring you got a date
You know you ain't got no bitches
You got some bad shit
I'm trying to pick somebody to do the content like yeah who you got your eyes on what's
the name tell me who you had your eyes on.
Who told you?
Renzo.
What did he say?
He said you had your eyes on uh, India.
India love?
He even appreciate the five gift.
Yeah that's what they said.
Why what she said though?
What she said she said she was over the rod.
You didn't see the clip?
You see the clip is a clip
Yeah, it's a clip one I reacted to it you just got a lot you just went
Yeah, dude was he was trying to joke at first but she was like I will actually go where are you gonna see the clip?
Oh yeah, I can't wait for that then.
Damn, so I gotta construct your damn leaves.
All right, hold up, let me talk to my camera.
Hold up, thank you, bro.
All right, bro.
Stupid nigga.
He think he got a chance with India.
This Goof Ass down somewhere.
Let me call it again.
Let me call India.
Oh, shit, then.
I got her number.
I ain't got to do too much.
She ain't for the house, though.
Let's do it.
I only call twice.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh my god.
She must get that nigga to hug.
I'm gonna ask her what color we do.
The business phone.
time is in LA 11 10 9 what is now it's not a clock I'm cool with that no she
probably looking at the phone like why the fuck is there all I call me
why the fuck damn damn me real quick let's get these colors together
I just texted her call me real quick. Let's get these colors for you. Yeah. Oh
No
Right. She we go. What do we go red blue like what like in white?
He was trolling stop it. I think he's just eating
No more I was about to look
It's not like I'm going to be asleep, it's not like I'm going to be asleep, it's not
like I'm going to be asleep.
The nigga like bruh sent it to you earlier. I already say that then so all right. Yo chat. I'm going. I'm going I'm going to
the pound
Yeah, that's a RSVP. That's on the what the fuck
Oh, God.
You see?
That shit funny as fuck.
That shit funny as hell.
I don't know what the fuck we're kind of talking about early.
I heard it early today.
Just a sec.
Just a sec of beauty.
Oh shit.
Oh that's okay. I've been talking to you. I'm okay.
Hey give it a shot.
Woo!
They can say give it back to me when you're in that studio.
Hey you give it back soon too.
Wait he?
When I put it up, somebody did say something, they said P-5 has COVID.
No, she was saying the oldest fucking thing.
She's coming?
No, actually she's coming.
Nigga, the amazing spreader man, too. My nigga, the whole shit.
There's lagoon in every dream.
Not just somebody.
I'm just gonna make a 40 noise and we can't lay on stage.
Jumping at 40.
Let me go inzo.
Yo, what's up high five?
Yo, Inzo.
What's up?
So, Roy caught me, right?
Yeah.
Roy had caught me, he was like,
yo, can I come to prom?
I was like, yeah, you know you can come to prom.
And then your name ended up coming up.
Like oh and so he acts and he acts and uh, India, right?
Then they could say it man. Fuck and so I'm taking India and called India
Right Raji's
Right or a youth the rod
Yes
No, no she answered the phone she answered the phone
Bro, trust me, if Ruxy did in their love should pick Rod over me, okay?
Blah, yeah okay, did in their love pick Rod over me and get us gay and just go butt ass naked to prom, get us?
And I'm not playing, give me the love pick Rod over me, okay?
Now Mike, you know this already, like Mike, let me tell you what I need you to do for me, get me when they call me in their love, please.
To let me cook, even if it's for tomorrow, I promise you, gang, this shit is gonna, like bro, the entire Nigeria is looking for this shit.
I'm ready to invest in me bro. Let me do it regularly. I'm ready to drop it back on my ass, bro. Let me take out some pro.
Let me do this for the culture
What I wanna say is will you go to proud with me?
You know what you say?
What I wanna say is will you go to proud with me?
Please might do this for me, bro. Please.
So, okay, what did all this India love shit start did she even give you give you any attention
I need that. I want that. And I have to get that.
Yeah, trust me. This is going to be the road for the each, for my bro,
for the each trip of all the chop niggas.
Now I'm not going to chop from that.
For all the guys that want to put a bad bitch,
I'm going to do it for all of them.
I'm going to give them hope.
Hope.
Trust me, gang.
Alright, bro. Say, bro. Good luck, bro. Because she...
I don't know, bro.
I just don't know if you can pull that off, bro.
Alright. Okay. I'll prove it. I'll show you.
Alright. And you said if Roy can pull it before you, you're gay.
I'm gay. I'm fucking gay.
That's how I'm gay.
You say what?
I'm not all gay, but I'm just saying that.
You said what?
Like, I'm not...
You're gay, right?
Okay, hold on hold on I see a clip of you I see a clip of you hold on in the end you hold on let me see
What the fuck in hell?
Are you okay?
Are you lagging?
Oh, mine is too low.
Oh, man.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, no.
Hey, I'll put you down.
Wait, India.
Are you lagging?
Yes.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Hey, I'll put you down.
I like the way you was thugging
I still don't think she'll go with you though bro
We gotta find a way to get her on the call and get the answer once and for all bro
Exactly. Yeah. You know what? I'm just going to ask you in a DM, man. I'm going to ask you in a DM. I'm going to say, look, man, this man want to answer tonight.
I miss you. See, I know I was
You see off time. No, let me, I'm
Oh, I hang up. I got, I got to
you bag. I did.
Hey, India. Um, I'm writing you
on the behalf of Renzo. I'm on
He said you is prom date and he's waiting on the answer. Can we go get this out of way?
Is it gonna be yes or no just respond with a yes or no so he can so he can get this out of his head I
Sent it. I like to rehear my boys miss
Can we go get this out of way is it gonna be yes or no just respond with a yes or no so he can
So he can get this out of his head.
Mmm.
Is that good, Chad?
Is that good?
That was good.
Y'all think she's going to respond tonight?
Do y'all think she's going to respond tonight?
Free no.
All right, we wait and see.
We're gonna wait and see.
We're gonna see if she's gonna respond.
I'm going to send it.
I didn't send it.
Yo, what up? I'm on stream. I got a quick question for you.
Alright, Renzo said he want to take India to prom and he's just going crazy. Do you think he got a chance with a yes or no?
All right, brother, hi
That was DDG
Yo, yo, I just called DDG and I asked him do you do do you think Renzo got a chance for India?
He said he flat-out say
Did he do bro like bro, this is not 2025 bro did he just time was my time number like fries that did you share bro
I brought you did he knows he wants to like I don't know what you just did for problem
But it's looking like did he just scared of fries did he do what he's backing down?
He has to come correct. He really wants to take it a lot to prom because brah. I'm not backing up
He never said he was taking a he just said you know
I
Said the same thing though. I don't think you have a chance with a bro
bro you see that's how proof you got you just got to know it is this is like
it's different levels
bro you wasting all this time trying to chase down India knowing this girl I
I want to go to prom with you.
You gonna miss out on a real prom day
and ain't gonna have no time to plan.
Bro, I wouldn't trust you, bro.
Mike, I know what I'm doing, bro.
Yeah, trust me.
As a son of a kid, I'm saying,
you're trying to just believe in me.
Let me first like, try to just believe in me.
Yes or no?
Like trying to just, you got to.
Y'all believe in them chat?
Yes or no?
Otherwise, everybody's saying, you.
If you pull him you're not so I don't think nothing
I don't believe in you I don't believe in you with that
I don't know what's up with you, bro. You just need to get your fucking life together.
I hope you get the pull up.
Because you was very delusional right now.
right now. That's it. Yes. You
have to. I did to my nigga.
But I'm on whatever you're on,
bro. Yes, sir. Yeah, but like
so even if I do pull it like
the Lamborghini or not. Would
I let you drive my Lamborghini?
Yeah.
Yeah, if I do pull if
if you pull her, I will
If you if you poor her I will
Already my father check the boy is delusional the boy is delusional
Thank you.
But the new rule.
The trailer.
Half my year in the trailer.
I'm looking to it.
the trailer. We shoot the trailer in a couple days. The trailer is going to be hard, Chad.
It wouldn't know who I got in the trailer. Now this is going to be a surprise, bro. Fuck
it. Y'all just wait on it. The trailer is going to be hard.
I've got the people I want to
put in the trailer.
The trailer's gonna be hard.
It's fucking.
But he's fucking trailers and shit and throwing events man.
This shit is not cheap.
Oh my God, I could have bought a brand new Lamborghini.
It's up in some mills.
This is not cheap.
We call me mama-john's other son.
Brother, what the fuck?
Thank you.
I'm gonna be back on tomorrow. I'm a game longer.
I just ran out of energy. Hey, that's ready little Eddie from the double R account, man.
Everybody get ready for the rating from the ready little Eddie from double R account.
Let's do it.