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So, we will be answering this question all day, but let me just fill you in, okay?
I was ready.
I ordered new wallpaper.
I ordered two different kinds.
I went to put the first kind on, and it wouldn't even go ceiling to floor.
I didn't have enough to go across, and I didn't have enough to go from ceiling to floor.
I was like, that's so dumb.
But I had the other one, so I was like, I'll try the other one out and see if I
like it.
And so this is the other one.
I put it on, and I was like, that's kind of cute.
I like it.
So I put in all the work yesterday, I scrubbed the walls down with soap and water, I scrubbed the baseboards, and I didn't have enough of this one either.
I never get enough. I literally never get enough. I'm a doodoo head dummy who's not good at math and I refuse to learn from my mistakes.
So the Amazon told me it would be here today. So it's like perfect. I'll do it like before stream. I'll get everything there, right?
And then they were like wrong and now it's not coming till tomorrow so
So I'll finish it tomorrow, you know, but let me see if you can kind of see
What it looks like and that's what makes sure it looks not too bad for you guys
I think. Yeah. Yeah. So pretty. I was only a little worried because I'll move out of
the way using back in the. Um because we tried one before and it was like too busy on the
eyes and it felt like. There we go. I just didn't want it to be too busy for y'all but
I think it's subtle enough and I think it's perfect for Valentine's Day. It's a little pinky. I don't think it's too girly either where it's like
Our dudes are like saying I don't belong here. I think it's good. I think it's good
I think it's good and then like I scrubbed them by sports. They're looking pretty nice. They was because it was looking pretty
So we'll get the other the rest of it in tomorrow and I'll finish it
I was even going to if it came in today
I was gonna do it on stream with you guys I was gonna finish it up with y'all
at the industry, I was just going to be like, all right, if y'all want to stay, you can.
I'm going to finish the wall, but it didn't come.
So no extracurricular activities today.
Sorry. Sorry.
But I'm excited.
Oh, oh, my gosh.
Hey, on your arm. Yeah, busted.
I did paint today.
I did paint today.
It was a little fun.
Do you want to see it?
Do you want to see what I painted today?
I got paint all over me, actually.
Pookie, you want to go grab it?
Can I go grab it while we can?
Quick, it'll take two seconds.
On your mark.
Yes, sir.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
I
Did take two seconds to
I made him today.
Yay!
He's so cute.
I love him.
I love him.
He looks great.
Thank you.
Super 2.
Super 2.
You did not do that.
I did.
I did.
I've done a lot of stitches and he obviously gets picked.
I've done a lot of stitches and he obviously gets picked quickly and people have been asking for him again. So I was like, okay, I'll make him. And I saw this picture today. I was like, oh my gosh, I have to.
I have some other ones, but I'm not going to tell you what they are yet. The other stuff, wait till they're done. The plan is to work on them this week. So a lot of fun. Let me play him some more today.
Hurry it. Hurry it. Alrighty. What are we doing today? I'm about to tell you. Let me go ahead and get comfy.
Correct my nick.
Oh, also, wait, before I tell you what we're doing,
I got my husband.
Okay, so we drink coffee at home.
We've tried other like small coffee shops,
mom and pop coffee shops, chain coffee shops.
And it's like, to be honest,
like nothing ever actually hit.
It's like, okay, like that's a sweet treat.
Like we get a Starbucks sweet treat.
It's not really like coffee though.
And then we go to coffee shops.
I feel like they're never good.
They're like too syrupy, too like alcohol-ly.
I don't know how to explain it. I just like I don't like it. So we like our coffee at home
That's how we prefer it and we drink out of the cure egg
But I was like what if like people like to do like the coffee pot, right? And I'm like, I just don't know
Like I don't know. I don't know or sorry
I've never just done a coffee pot coffee kind of vibe, you know
So um because we were kind of late for the coffee game
So I got my husband a coffee pot as kind of coffee maker for Christmas and then it's things have been crazy
Okay, so it's been sitting like by the couch along with a couple other like loosens like I forgot to put a couple stockings away
I forgot like I think there's like a rat like I don't know I don't want to talk about it
Okay, but it's over there. So I was like today. I decided when I woke up. I was like, I'm gonna do it
Okay, so I figured it all out and I made it and oh my gosh
We had the like I don't know how my husband feels about it
He was like it's good and he drank it and like but I feel like I'm a little bit more passionate about it
I had the best coffee of my life today.
It was so good.
It was so good.
I made it so good.
I don't know how else to explain it.
I made it so good.
Turn my curling iron.
It is off.
It's just sitting there like that,
because it was cool enough.
All right, hold on, let me show you.
It is off.
But this is like, it protects it.
So that's why it was leaning up like that because it does have the prop, but I feel like I sometimes will lean up against something and then it didn't help it.
I've mounted a couple boards on a couple of things, you know, I was lying, but thanks, whatever, whatever, set that there.
But anyways, it was so good.
We've had espresso machines in the past, but like we had to like get away from espresso because we were like, was that extra flutter I feel in my chest?
No, thank you. No, thank you. We had to stop doing it. You know what I'm saying? But, uh, anyways, what are we doing today? We falling in love with strangers today.
We're gonna raise them up. And you're like happy you don't have no game. That is true.
Thank you for calling me out, keeping me humble. But I'm gonna reach for a little bit of help. Okay?
Um, my wingman, if you may.
You know what I'm saying?
And, uh, that is...
Conversation hearts. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We got it conversation hearts and this is how it's gonna go
I'm gonna go and try to make conversation with strangers and I'm gonna pull a heart and
We're gonna have to use whatever the heart says in conversation. Okay, so for instance
This one says juicy
Cutie of course we have ones like be mine bae bestie
So, whatever I pull, I don't necessarily have to call them Juicy, but I gotta slide that
into conversation in some way, shape, or form, okay?
So how fun!
I know!
I'm excited!
So, I have a bowl.
I'm thinking I kind of mix the three together and that way we have some variety of conversation
and we'll see what happens.
Obviously, we're not doing that just quite yet, but we will get into strangers pretty
quickly, but that's gonna be a good time.
Yeah, I'll try to show it real good all
Cherry and strawberry I don't know how I like that, but yeah, what Beards kind of saying is we'll pour it in here
What I'll do is I'll pull it
I'll show you guys nice and clear and then if you have an idea of how I can slip that into conversation
You let me know. Okay. This is
cherry apple lemon blueberry punch. Great.
Oh, these ones are. Yeah. Okay.
And here I was thinking this bowl wasn't going to be big enough.
That's plenty big enough.
Guys, I love Valentine's Day. Oh my gosh.
I literally love it.
I miss being a kid and like doing like the the cards and stuff.
You know, you just get them for your class and you'd write everyone's name down and you stuff the lollipop in the card and then you get the little hearts and sticker them closed. Oh, I'm so fun.
Okay, and then we'll do this packet.
Oh my gosh, yeah. Welcome in everybody, by the way. We have very exciting things happening this week. Mind you, this week.
And at the end of this week, February 13th is our Valentine's Day duo blind date tournament.
So that's very exciting.
You guys like my shirt? Is Poo Bear risen you up right now?
He's risen you up.
Okay. So do we like, you want to do like a trial right now?
Or do you want to keep them like a mystery?
Okay.
So like hypothetically, we're talking, we're laughing.
And then, okay, hold on, I don't even want to look, I just want to grab one.
Okay, this one.
Oh, this one says cutie.
Oh my gosh. Hey, cutie, how are you? Oh my gosh, you're such a cutie-pity with a big old booty.
Oh my gosh, I literally love it.
You guys are such cutie pie pumpkin cutie bud.
Something like that, okay?
Something like that, but we're going to try to make it a little more casual, maybe, okay?
If you pull Juicy, you have to say Juicy, but oh.
Do I have to do that?
Uh-huh.
I don't think I want to do that.
I don't think that's going to be a pass for me, but I'm excited nonetheless is going to be a good time today.
Speaking of cuties, did you guys see the Cupid Cat and the Cupid Cat?
Oh my God! I literally love. Also WCOMs, there has been, I don't know if it's a PC thing too, but I know it's been a console bug where I cannot name my side cakes.
So I do all that work to make them look adorable and then I can't name them and it's very frustrating.
But you guys let me know that you can name them, rename them through mobile.
So I got on my phone last night and I made sure my babies had names.
Okay.
So let me introduce you to a couple of my kids.
One being the one and only sweet angel baby.
Oh my gosh.
There's the cuba kitty.
And this is my angel baby.
I love her.
I love her.
I love her so I love her so good.
I love her so good.
I don't think you have enough cats to be honest. I don't want to talk about it. If I draw attention to it bad things happen
Okay, so I can't draw I can't draw attention to that. Um, okay. Who else do we have this is Storky?
I was finally able to rename this one not Kate Storky. You guys know Gregory Jones. Um, here we have lima bean
The lima bean llama. We have princess
She's so cute
We know Doritos Locos Tacos, Larry the Llama, um
This this one has a name, but it's not its name. Okay. I adopted this box dog wolf
thing
And and I don't know what to name it. I don't like any name suggestions that you're gonna give
I know you're gonna give me name suggestions and I don't like what you're going to say. So don't even bother
Don't bother. But look at her nails. Even her nails are hot pink and I love it
Cheryl? No. Sugar Plum? No.
Cotton Candy? Hate it. Plinko?
Plinko. No.
You don't get a say matter of fact. Y'all didn't know what happened yesterday.
Okay. We were like, let's play some Fortnite. So we get on.
We're kicking butt, taking name. It's top three.
It's us, a duo, and a solo. I
literally beamed someone with my lock on AR in a bush. I'm ready to party rock.
I'm like, ooh, let's push.
I'm like, pop, pop, pop, walking him down.
My husband goes, behind you, behind you.
So I have to take my eye off of where I know the enemy is.
I turn around, he goes,
oh, I think it's just your sidekick.
Come again?
Immediately after that, I get beamed from high ground
and I'm dead.
I'm sent back to the lobby
because I was in the middle of a fight
and he goes, oh, I thought it was someone
like sneaking up on you.
Meanwhile, this was my sidekick, the small, it was Angel baby.
She's so small.
What do you mean?
Hello.
Foxen.
That's actually cute, but no, I told you guys, don't even bother naming them.
Don't even bother.
Did I name anyone else?
I don't think so.
I don't think I adopted anyone else.
I did go through and equip all their watching magics though.
their uh their uh their uh emotes. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I did. So a lot of them though I don't
even have a mop. They don't have their emotes unlocked though. But look at this guy. This
is his uh this is his emote. Have you seen him do this? Hey that's not even the emote
he's supposed to be doing?
He has two different emotes.
There you go.
So he can go.
So what came first?
The egg or the chicken?
Wait, it just clicked.
It just clicked.
It's either just the egg come first
or the chicken come first.
Oh my gosh.
I literally love Euclidus.
I literally love Euclidus.
That's so funny.
Why did it just not click in my brain?
Let's see.
The egg, the egg came first.
You heard it here first from Cleo's live.
Thank you so much.
We'll talk to you again soon.
Back to you, Diane.
Oh my gosh, I literally love it.
I'm so excited.
We're going to warm up in solos and then we'll be in a swimmer item shop update in
about 20 minutes and probably after this game we'll be able to go in and look and
keep in mind you guys have until, where is she?
have until February 15th. If you are interested in getting Cupid Kitty, she's here until the 15th.
And you can use credit code happy happy gal. I saw a few people who are like bed set on like I'm
not owning any side kicks. I'm refusing to do this. A lot of people feel that way about actual
kicks too for like your feet like the shoes. But I think Cupid Kitty might be so good
that people will break just like they'll break the rule just this one time.
Break the rule just this one time, right?
I should have put it on Kuba Kitty that way I can- oh my gosh, I need to take off these
stupid pickaxes.
Get out of here!
Wait it!
Wait it!
Do it!
We'll never know!
We'll never know who's the egg or the chicken!
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!
I broke the rule for Rigby and for the Crocodile Slippers.
That's what I was like, there's always going to be one where it's like,
I have to break the rule.
I have to, but I won't tell on you.
I won't tell on you.
Okay. I promise. I promise.
You need Stitch. Well, Stitch is coming.
Is that who you're breaking the rule for? Is Stitch?
We weren't supposed to buy shoes. Don't tell my wallet.
That's so funny, you can get whatever you like.
That's the thing about Fortnite is like,
nobody's twisting your arm and if you like it,
no matter how stupid it is, you just got it.
You got to be Miles Morales with dinosaur feet.
You know what I mean?
It's just like, you got you just like,
it makes you happy, period, you know?
No matter how dumb it is, that's your combo, man.
And you're done done done. King Koala is out of here ladies and gentlemen if that's who
you were rooting for in these grand finals. I'm sorry but you're going home empty-handed
today. Womp womp.
Alright alright. Done done done.
Um, if they bring Stitch, I'm breaking Weewa, I'm breaking dishes, breaking every bone
ticket.
Oh.
I don't think you gotta break bones.
I don't think you gotta break bones, baby girl.
Huh?
Listen, quite frankly, I don't give a hoot-toot or poot to talk about yesterday.
I was reminded yesterday why I hate football.
I'm really used to enjoy watching football.
My husband and I would watch it together.
We'd be watching Red Zone.
I feel like I lost so many brain cells.
That was the most boring experience of my life.
I don't know, it was so bad.
It was so bad.
Like there wasn't a single touchdown into, uh-oh.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
22 white.
It wasn't a single touchdown to, like, hat, like, when was it?
The third quarter?
Oh.
I was like, what a waste of time, man.
All right, let's see if we can chase this guy down and not die.
Hey, I know you're over here, big dog.
I watched you land.
Would you go hide in a bush?
I think I'm about to die. I knew it. I knew it
Howie you you killed me you did good so great good job
Like what a waste of my time. I can't stand little little chicken butt little losers little butt munchin butt munchers who butt munch
I'm annoyed. Yeah, but like even as a Seahawks fan, you can't be like, that was enjoyable.
That was like, imagine spending thousands of dollars, thousands of dollars to watch
that football game. To watch that football game guys. I'd be like, oh, boy. Oh, yeah,
a purse. Oh my gosh. But you know, it is what it is. We were vibing here. Half time show
vibing game. We even while the game was going, we were vibing because we had my brother-in-law
came over with his girlfriend and we we had nachos and they were so good. I'm
I'm such a chef, bro.
And we played Cornhole,
and then they left after the halftime show
because she had, my brother-in-law's girlfriend
had to work, blah, blah, you don't care.
And then we played a bunch of other,
like we played Hughes and Q's
while they were throwing like their third interception.
Like, we were just having fun.
It was the most, it was the most,
you know, we had a great night though.
We had a great night.
Oh gosh.
Her bomb. Delicious.
But yeah, no, I will keep to doom-scrolling on TikTok.
I'll just doom-scroll on TikTok.
Who needs sports?
My bad for losing that first game, y'all.
Why isn't she saying anything about Benito?
Because I already did unicorn fart!
What do you mean?
I said I watched it.
I said I'm bad.
I don't, what do you want?
You wanna know what I did?
What do you want?
You don't wanna know what I did?
I literally ripped every single one of my hairs out
because I had to watch five hours
of the most boring football game of my life.
Who's here?
No, but the halftime show was a lot of fun.
Like I said, we were vibing.
Don't shoot at me.
I don't like you.
like the thing is half time show amazing um that was 15 minutes 15 minutes so I regret
to inform you I don't oh also where the heck the auntie were the good commercials get out
in my face. Go learn algebra. Where were the good commercials? I don't even think Doritos
had a commercial. The only good one, the only good commercial was Pepsi. There we go. And
the what? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that one was good. It was the Pepsi commercial
And they released that one early on us, which makes me mad.
Um, what was the one, what was the one, the tight end one?
That one had, that one made me giggle.
That was, that was a good one too.
Did y'all watch the tight end one?
They unclutched their butt cheeks.
We tell y'all to do that every day.
So that one made me giggle.
Oh my gosh.
But I did tell Boogie I'm like, meanwhile women.
Rude.
MGK was in a commercial I was like go best friend, go best friend, go.
He's doing great things.
Yeah, I'm so proud of him.
We go way back.
I'm just kidding.
Oh gosh.
Apparently, um, why am I only getting one mini?
Was it off the body?
Okay.
The Duncan one is CGI, not AI.
So apparently that, that, that, but I don't know.
I don't give a hoot-tooter-poo. I just I want to laugh man. I wanted to laugh so I wanted to be like
But anyways enough about yesterday, let's talk about today
We've got a box full no bull full of conversation heart. Okay got conversation hearts with things on them to help us make
Conversation alright, and so what's gonna happen is we're gonna pull
a heart, boom, and then we're gonna read the thing on the heart. I'm not gonna read it right now.
And we're gonna have to use that in, um, conversation while we play with strangers.
Maybe raise them up a little bit. Okay, one more thing on the commercials,
so because someone mentioned it, Levi's, that one did make me chuckle a little bit because
they showed Woody's butt. But other than that, I was like, why are we staring at everybody's
butt? It had me giggling a little bit. I was like, we're over here looking at butts.
So that was a little goofy, so many butts.
So many butts.
Robert, thank you for the follow.
Quartz instead of Buns, thank you so much for the follow.
Oh my gosh.
We're bummed.
It's okay, butts are cool.
I cannot do heatless curls.
I want to do heatless curls so bad, but I just can't.
I can't stand sleeping with something in my hair.
I don't like it.
I like my hair.
I like my hair down.
You're a cute jeans.
Are you picking up the wingsuit over the tiger mask?
I don't know if you noticed my inventory.
Ha ha ha ha.
I want it all.
I want it.
I want it.
I don't want to have to pick.
on my inventory is so good wait first of all first first of all
was the car already damaged when i got in it or what because why did it like
Why was it not even a full clip and then my whole body my back is to the guy but I'm getting
You know
Okay
You know, I don't give a hoot-toot or a poo about who that person was but like is that fortnight?
Huh
The car had to have been like
that that had have been the Ford y'all tell me Ford sensor found on road dead or
whatever the heck what the heck just happened what just happened actually I
got in the car and I was in there for three seconds I was in the car for three
seconds come again and the thing is I was fine just flying I was like no I'll
I'll go get the car.
I'll go get the car.
It'll be fun to drive around a little bit.
Stik!
Literally stik.
Like what?
Oh my gosh.
I really hope, listen, we've already played
however many games and they've all been absolutely annoying.
And I really needed to turn around
because I don't want to see one of those things.
I really don't.
I don't think I can handle it.
I don't think I can handle this.
I'm about to make you dance.
Make you shake your pants.
They stomping.
Let the rhythm put you in a trend.
You can dance.
Just move your feet.
P.O.2, we've got to be stomping.
This is my jam.
Get up off it, yo.
I'm about to make you dance.
Make you shake your pants.
They stomping.
Let the rhythm put you in a trend.
You can dance.
You can move you can move your feet and dance to the beat bumping get up off your butt and
just bumping.
All right, I'm going to go play on European servers because I'm annoyed by everybody in
their mother.
See you guys over there.
Yeah.
You guys down?
Yes or no?
I need to play with Cuba Kitty so I can get her biscuits.
I need to get her biscuits unlocked.
Oh, gosh.
No, because genuinely, it's like I'm not even mad at that person.
I'm just trying to figure out.
When I felt like when I got in the car, the car was full, right?
I feel like I have to.
It's been more than five minutes, right?
Since I've been done?
No, it hasn't.
Fantastic.
Okay, so watch.
I was totally fine and I was like, you know what?
No, let me go.
I just wanna get in the car.
605.
Watch how fast this car loses health.
Watch how fast this car loses health.
You ready?
That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
What the heck, Yonte?
It blew up in two seconds!
Yeah, in two seconds!
It was over!
Yeah, that was the MK, not the lock on.
I was like, oh snap, let's try this out.
No.
Mm-mm.
No.
Golf carts are probably the most useless thing in the game right now.
The most useless.
They go point, I think you can run faster than a golf cart.
There's no boost and there's no protection.
if you're caught on that thing do you want messing around on them if I even
look at a golf cart I'm dead yeah and they're impossible to drive mind you
impossible absolutely crazy alright guys well look at what we got I might I might
mess around you so I'm crazy with little girls though
You get you're talking about some hardcore parkour
You get XP for like messing around on your golf cart
They're for racing only who's letting you race on it though
That's what I'm saying like nobody lets you have fun
They like smell it and they're like oof
Yeah, you're cool
See even this hmm hmm interesting interesting
I'm gonna try to have fun with the cross though.
Let's see what we have.
You love my shirt, thank you, he's rizzing you up.
He's rizzing you up.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
That was 100% real player and that was the best shot I've ever landed my entire
life.
Thank you, goodbye, and good night.
Get up off of your butt and just dance.
Trick shot.
That was pretty cool.
That was pretty cool.
Real player by the way.
Real player.
Real player by the way.
I'm cracked.
I'm cracked and I'm so good.
And people fear me.
It's true.
It's true.
They fear me.
It's true.
Ooh.
Okay.
Here's what I'm thinking.
We hide from everyone and everything and we literally hope that no one sees us until we're
safely in a bush and no one has a lock on AR and then we hit a headshot with the Cupid's
bow again and then we win the game.
I'm calling it right now that's how it's going to end.
Well thank you for the roses, we got Erica with the heart, me 156th with the heart
me, thank you Maxie Poo.
Maxie, I can't read all that but thanks so much for following me.
You scared me a little bit there. I'm not gonna lie
All right, I'm gonna try to lock in here cuz like I said I've just been meeting very tragic endings
What I need to do is quit rotating into some oh crap. Oh crap. Oh crap
Okay
He's inside that house. Did y'all see him?
I saw him crouch walking.
What do you have?
Like, just the blade?
Or do you also have the electricity gun?
Oh.
Oh.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Well, I didn't even understand who's getting shot is the question I have to ask.
Also, who's killing this guy?
I have to watch my back.
Someone else is over here.
He was scared of someone.
Or something.
Oh, look, there they are.
Wait, did they hire Zoe?
I think they hired Zoe.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Guys, like, do you like the wallpaper so far?
Or do you think it's going to be like a no?
Does it look bad?
because what I can do is cry about it probably excuse me oh oh hello it looks
like spring aw so cutie patootie what do you guys oh no see he's still over
here we'll just kill her right infinite ammo we're being very sneaky right now
very sneaky bad guy lives over there you love subway
Be fresh. Subway.
Okay, I don't know if I want to stay here.
Do I leap?
I guess I'm going to go.
I'm too scared.
I'm about to make you dance!
I'm not going to make you dance, actually, now that I've thought about it.
I'm scared of everything and everyone.
Bump it.
Twist it, pull it, pop it.
Why are you still mean to your husband?
What proof do you have that I mean to him?
What's the proof?
I don't think I've deleted people
from my friend's list recently.
Nothing's the last time I did it.
I don't know though.
I don't think, I don't know, maybe.
Wow.
Oh snap, did you see that car?
Where's the best place to get us up from you just heard glass break that's how many of
you see somebody right you tell me firehouse wah wah public wah wah jersey Mike public
jersey Mike's firehouse public jersey Mike's Dino's did y'all see somebody I feel like
If you're not communicating, I feel like you want to see me crash out again.
I'm already a crash out.
Like I'm a crash out over everything today already.
I can feel it.
So say something to me crazy.
Do it.
You said Jimmy Johnson, now I'm mad.
Look, look, look, wait, wait, wait, wait, oh crap, dang.
Oh, yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
How do you get down there?
No.
No.
I don't know how they got down there.
I got to get out of here though.
If I get locked down, I'm...
I'm saying or no if anybody's down here, please don't kill me. Love you
But thank you what just you rapid no, I'm not yes. I am so I'm not
Say
Okay
And gay in game fit is so cutesy. Thank you. What am I in real life game like fit?
What do you what about that?
You don't think I like it?
You know, they come to keep it
Um, while last food is actually disgusting. I'm gonna be honest with you
I feel like their food I can recall eating it and it makes me want to gag
They used to have really good breakfast though, and I'm very upset he was getting that they got rid of it
what they used to have um
was like these
crystallized
Like with sugar type waffles that were the bread so like it was like these little waffles
And it was a sandwich a breakfast sandwich, but it was like oh my gosh. It was all good
It was
It's the best thing I've ever had my whole entire life, and then they got rid of them
But I feel like their lunch food is yuck.
Am I dead?
Ah!
Chad, tell me right now if I'm dead, because I swear if I'm dead, I'm crashing out.
Let me know if you're ready to see it crash out, raise your hand!
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm not using that actually.
Wait, I could have gotten a free use.
Oh, farts!
Oh, wonderful.
Things are going great.
Thank you for asking.
You're going great, thank you for asking.
Things are going absolutely phenomenal, by the way.
Thank you for noticing.
I can't see anything through my pee.
My pee cloud is in the way.
Oh. Oh, come on. Oh, nice. Hey, here's one HP. I don't think the other guy knows that
I'm here. So as long as no one shoots me in the back, I have a chance here. I have a
chance. Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. He's healing up. He's healing up. He's
healing up. As long as I don't get shot in the back, we'll go mission crown and
we'll kill this guy. This guy's gonna want to loot that stuff. Aw, crap. He stole
my crown and I'm pretty sure he saw me crap this is bad it was really bad get
out of here go get shoot
nice thank you all right and we're gonna take this guy's stuff
uh-huh oh wait what the heck he does this guy have interesting nice very cool
very nice we're gonna drop the bow even though the bow is a lot of fun because
we got it we got to have some heels man I don't think you're able to not carry
heels when people have these lock-ons you know I mean because some things be
cooking you up so fast they go tink tink tink and then you're just your whole
life is gone. You're dead, you're, oh no, you're dead to me. Oh my gosh, cash! GG, thank
you guys for the gifts, for the love, for the roses, thank you for the roses. Um, W
mods we love you? Why are you lying? Why are you lying? Why are you lying right now?
Why are you lying? You love the mods though? Actually? Did you tell them that today? ACPs!
Someone's in this bush, I see them. Alright, I was hallucinating. Why did I pick up a
mythic AR? I don't think I want that. Did I want this? I thought about wanting that
self-revive but then I didn't go for it and now I don't want to get hit by a storm
hmm I'm full of dumb decisions right now dumb decisions the mods are so cute see
why did I just accept my fate I have a wing suit so I if I was gonna die there I could have
saved my own life but I just accepted my fate why did I do that someone take this controller
for me I'm so stressed out y'all have stressed me out from the math some stress is all your
fault. Mm-hmm, karma. How's that karma if nothing bad happened to me? I'm gonna die!
Why?! I'm scan, I'm scan, I'm scan, I'm scan, I'm scan, I'm scan, I'm scan, I'm scan,
I'm scan, I'm scan, I'm scan, I'm scan, I'm scan, I'm scan. ACBs check bushes, check
bushes. Safe. Anyway, it's nothing bad happening to me. Oh crap.
Absolutely not so he was in the bush also someone else is here someone is here
What is this game, bro, he was in the I was like I'm hearing footsteps I was like no way
that's my cat and I'm just staring at an invisible man, okay, why does he have fish was he doing
like a no-damaged he didn't even have a gun oh he didn't even have a gun oh I feel
so bad he was doing a heel oh hold on buddy I got you I'm literally I'm so sorry
Oh
That sucks no wonder he was freaking out
He was just like remain calm if he wouldn't have moved I wouldn't have even I
Wouldn't even a shot him if he wouldn't have moved
Wow that scared the heebie jeebies out of me. I wouldn't have known he was there. Oh well,
what you gonna do about it? You know what I mean? Rip! Rip! ACB check bushes! Again!
All right, there's seven people still what in the rank
Yeah, I love this air this air is the best
Wow, I'm so happy I picked up a mythic AR and then I'm doing so good with it
Wow
I'm doing amazing
With this mythic AR
What does that say, I got some Oreo ice cream?
What does that say?
I can't read that.
Not right now.
Don't distract me.
I need a crown.
There's people, people, two different people have crowns right now.
We got a mission crowded at some point.
Someone's in a whip.
Someone's in a whip.
In a whip.
We're going to try our best.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, okay, you have a crown.
Crawl this way, crawl this way.
Dang it.
This guy, this guy, wait, wait.
Then there's this guy.
Then there's that guy.
Crap.
I have to go for the crown.
Oh crap, I might die.
Help me!
Trouble follow!
I took so much storm damage!
I'm desperate!
They have lock-ons!
We're cooked!
Oh crap.
Oh crap.
Get work-ups.
We're cooked.
We're cooked.
We're cooked.
We're cooked.
We're cooked.
We're cooked.
Oh crap.
Get work-ups.
We're cooked.
We're cooked.
in two shots you can see me I can't stand this game like actually I could cry
like genuinely I could I could break down in tears over this game enjoy whatever
He didn't kill me with the lock-on in the cloud, gosh.
You guys are in for Anonymous, Blaze, G-Gon, Albany, Zoe.
I'll tell you my frustration in a second.
I'll tell you when my frustration is in a second.
Hong Kong!
Hong Kong Kong!
Meanwhile, these people have lock on.
Why are they not locking on?
Drive that man in the storm.
go shawty no one knows the lock on anymore so the person they're all just
trying to get the car get the car get the car
My frustration is, with like, I play on PlayStation, right?
Like most of us do.
Most of us play on PlayStation.
Huh?
Or, well, or Xbox.
I mean console, right?
Like most of us play on console.
And the issue is, like for instance in that cloud, I couldn't see my hand in front of my
face.
Look at all of them getting flinched.
So, you know, why couldn't they have peace when I was alive, mind you?
Hey, I was just alive.
Why did everybody shoot at me?
I would have loved to be in a golden bubble.
Rude.
Anyways, what I was saying was most of us play on console and I could not see in that cloud my hand in front of my face
but I swear to you PC people can like it's like as if the cloud doesn't even exist
and like that's why the most frustrating thing playing on cross-platform is just like
the ability like they can see through and beyond like they can see through grass they
can see through fog they can see through storm and we're just out here struggle busting bro
we're just out here struggle busting it's so frustrating yeah you're doing great you're
You're doing great sweetie, you drive that pickup truck.
When I was in that pickup truck, it lasted two seconds, but you drive that pickup truck.
All I know is how come I couldn't have survived for the party.
I would have loved a party, bro.
I don't think- oh, where are you going?
Why are you doing that?
Where?
You're not surviving that.
Do you- do you know that?
Oh my gosh.
Okay, GGs.
Okay.
Living the 907, thank you so much for the wolf gift.
It's as if you were like lost in the middle of the night in the woods, right?
You kind of got scared a little bit.
Your heart skipped a beat.
Right?
Okay. Item shop updated. Let's go shopping together. I really appreciate you.
907 is Alaska. Hey, I just I flashback.
Uh, uh, we're bomb.
Anyways, I'm having a good time. I really am. The games have been so great today.
Mm hmm. Yeah, the games have been just amazing.
Dilly, thank you so much for the follow. Sam, thank you so much for the follow off brand.
We have Max. Let's go ahead and look at the item shop. Unfortunately, it's this awful discussing, dude.
Yuck me out the door. I think this is something we did not think of. We are hosting the Valentine's Day tournament on February 13th, which also happens to be Friday the 13th.
And Fortnite is planning on bringing back the Halloween something or other. I think maybe a Halloween themed, like map island. I don't know.
And I'm kind of sad about it. So I don't know what to expect. I don't know. I wanted it to be love theme not Halloween theme
In reload, right, I don't know
This is the new email that dropped yesterday by the way. I
Didn't think it was in reload. It could be wrong. I
Just want love, you know what I mean? I want to love
to be nightmare island yeah yeah yeah I was gonna go try and find it but I don't
think I will be able to yeah I don't know I'm gonna be able to
love is scary though exactly so drown us in love bunch of obis back in the
atom shop k-pop demon hunters of course um we have Tess Cupid Kitty this scary
He's very unsettling.
Poppy played time black phone.
We have chapel, of course.
The chicken is back.
Lookie there.
Fantastic. Love it.
Let's see.
Wing, Jen, Jule and PJ.
It's a go.
Brush your shoulders off.
You gotta get that dirt off your shoulders. You gotta get
Anyways, mm-hmm cool beans and I think other than that
Joseph
Do I have this car
Why does it say owned oh, this is the deep end car I
Didn't even know I had that hold on
Wait, did you guys hit the like all should I be dancing? I'm way too comfortable right now
Delicious! Let's go!
Should I get PJ or Teh?
You can't decide.
Do you have one you like more?
You got to decide that for yourself, because this is going to be your.
It's like, what do you like?
I'm going to go here and put, la.
Do what I get.
Cute.
I'm going to do this one.
And then here, I'm going to do the same.
La.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. A box of chocolate. A box of... stop, shut up. A box of mixed biscuits
and a biscuit mixer. Yeah, baby! Yeah! Do you like BTS? I don't know anything about
them. I'm sorry. I hate and regret to inform you guys. I don't know anyone. I don't know
anybody. I don't know any artist. I don't know any songs. Okay. The music I listened to music
from when I was like growing up when I was like a kid. And even then I couldn't even tell you
names of songs by the artist. Like if you played me this song, I would be like who's that by
and then you tell me I'm like, Oh, I don't know what it is. My brain can't keep that in my head.
Does that make sense?
Like I'm sure I do know a song by BTS, but you could not ask me to name it.
I don't know.
There's a song where I could probably know every single lyric,
but you couldn't ask me the name of the song. I'd be like, I have no idea.
I don't know.
Smooth, light, butter.
Yeah, see, I've heard that song before.
That's all I know though.
That's all I know.
Oh gosh.
I hear listen never shot never I know songs by never shot never if you asked me to name a song couldn't
Couldn't I guarantee you that's his use
I don't know what it is
Even like bad bunny I don't know any songs by him at all and then you played a little bit of a half-time show last night
I was like I was like I think that's a female from for tonight. I'm pretty sure that's the guy from for tonight
I was like, I don't know anything!
Oh gosh, I know nothing.
I don't know anybody!
YEE!
It's the guy from Fortnite.
I love watching those TikToks.
That's the guy from Fortnite.
That's the guy from Fortnite.
that yet as the dance from what i do the same thing now though like i'll be on
public and then the song will hit and i'm like look at sir emoting
they'd like all
uh... i pass the blue chest i'll have to try to see if i can go find i was a
looking i was looking at chat
i'll go back for it
after land first and get again
over the best
well none of my chest on
You shoot at me.
Did that bunny penny shoot at me, John?
Okay.
Hello, how are you today?
You look very beautiful.
Yes.
Very, very, very beautiful.
Let me take a look at you.
Okay, no back fling, no shoes.
Let me see your pickaxe.
What are you, Aaron?
Oh, hi.
Ew, why is that your back bling-joy?
Hey!
Give me a squeeze, you beautiful bunny!
Thank you, darling, thank you, darling!
Ba-ba-ba-ba!
We have clams.
I don't really want that.
No, if that's okay.
I don't really want any clams.
Also, your pick action's disgusting!
Yeah, why would you put that on like oh, but it does not look like that
Guys, did you know that I didn't know how to spell Brittany?
Stop let me give you the whole story. Okay?
I think we were posting a clip from like one of our playing with stranger segments and pookie was like hey
How do you spell Brittany and I was like I?
Kind of like pointed and laughed at him
And he's like what do you mean?
Um and
Why are you painting that then
FYI that shirt need that shirt needs ironing, please
You don't need ironing your brain warhead 1000 if I can make it more wrinkly I want it don't raise bang bang
Anyways, what was I saying he asked me how to spell Brittany and I honestly wanted to laugh at him
Honestly, I did laugh at him and then he's like what like I don't know how you'd spell it
And I was like well
I think it's more funny because I'm like you can spell Britney like however you want to spell Britney like right like BRIT
Any why BRIT T a and y and he goes well guess what I was like what he's like neither of those are how Britney Spears spells it and I was like
Really I didn't know that
She's about the BRIT in you why which I mean if there's like die-hard Britney fans in here y'all probably knew that but I didn't
noted. Did y'all know that? Brittany. Yeah, I don't know that. 2.3
thousand people actually watched this. I guess, oh man, I didn't ask them to be
here. They showed up. Brittany. I'll see you're one of those.
I'll say you're one of those I've been to that everybody know that I've been to that
y'all know too much that's how I feel about it y'all know too much someone already lifted
the weight y'all know too much where is the blue chest at it seems how you know everything
Was it under the trees? Was it on the the street sign?
I've been new to it. I didn't know that.
Thank you, Lorelai for telling the truth for once in your life.
Guys, it's okay not to know things. But let me get you stupid.
Brittany, B R I T N E I G H.
Britain.
Oh my God, I was on the funny part.
I know my God.
Oh my god
Where's the blue chest actually come on man, give me the truth doing the facts give me the stat
Germain thank you so much for following by the way HP card out. Thank you for following YouTube kid Haley
Thank you so much
Hey, did y'all solve that mr. Beath puzzle? Are you millionaires yet? I believe in you
I see the blue chest. You guys weren't even helpful at all.
I already solved it, but I wanted to give you all a chance to become a millionaire, you know?
I felt like...
I was like, well...
I'll give them a chance.
So, if y'all want you can reach out, I'll give you the answer.
Like, I solved it like, in like six, seven minutes, but...
Like, I guess if you want me to help you, I will.
You know what I'm saying?
I got it so fast by the way.
I'm not running that enforcer, no.
Hey, so as you get out of this game right now, okay, Isabel, thank you for the follow.
Pretty thank you for the follow.
I knew Hey, so this year.
I feel like I almost feel helpless without having bunkers in this because of that
stupid lock on. Oh. Y'all feel the same way? I feel like even, even with a bunker, I feel
helpless. Kiss my candy. Thank you so much for the follow. Family friendly. Oh my gosh,
I'm so burpy.
All right, take me to your leader.
Where's your daddy at?
Come on.
Whose child is this?
Whose lost child is this?
Follow me.
Oh, oh, hey, souls.
No.
That was just trying to return him to his father.
Oh, no.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Is that young daddy or no?
I gotta get out of here.
Oh, brother.
Hey, brother.
Poor baby.
You think he let him kill him or do you think he got away?
Do you think you got away? I don't know.
POI Wonka Land.
Wow, creepy girlfriend.
Creepy GF.
Did you know that Wonka Land is actually my favorite POI?
That's actually my most favorite place to land.
I mean, I thought you hated it.
No, I hated Cartman Land, you know, like, but Wonka Land...
I love it!
It's literally my favorite, oh my god, yeah.
It's not like I've lost every single game since I got on in a very annoying way and
I'm already like trying, ew demon, demon, ahhh!
It's not like I'm on the verge of insanity right now, it's like, it's not like what is
like Wonka Land is like honestly exactly what I needed, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Something's wrong with me.
Something's got to get out.
Something's got to get out.
I want to hit a crazy snipe.
That'll make me feel so much better about myself.
Oh, yeah, I knew someone was over here
Like oh, oh, I'm confused. Okay. That's who I was looking at. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, we're gonna come back this way we're gonna look at this guy
Okay
Okay.
Watch this.
They're never gonna catch me.
You could catch me, me bouncing around,
bouncing around, bouncing.
I'm scared.
Ooh, I have the crusty, the clown car in 2026.
Like what kind of criminal?
And also, why do I go from seeing no one
to everyone all at one time.
Now all of a sudden, there's the whole lobby is here.
Did I go to the Super Bowl?
I did.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Yeah.
No, I did not go to the Super Bowl
but thank you very much for asking.
I don't know why I left like that.
I don't know why I did that.
Someone just used a little mask right here.
I'm dead.
I'm a goner.
Oh my gosh.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I was in the bush with you.
I was actually bush number 12 if you watch it back.
ACBs always check bushes, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, I hate this game.
I hate this game so much.
I think someone's still right there.
C'mon. We-We get ganked on.
Ganked on!
AHHHHHHHH!
AHHHH!
Okay, we're gonna go back into hiding.
Actually, I guess I knew someone was still behind me.
I trust my gut.
Othet.
Othet.
Someone, I hear a Pajazo!
Ah!
Happy Happy Gal deserves to win one solo game today.
But get ready, because if I lose this,
you're doing a duo with me,
and then I'm gonna go play with strangers.
And I'm gonna make them fall in love with me.
A variation of me, let's be honest, right?
Like, they're not gonna fall in love with Happy.
Like, more like Big Mike or like Brittany,
you know what I mean?
That's the goal.
Tick-tock, thank you so much for the head in the like-hole.
Thanks so much for the head in the like-hole.
Do I play reload?
Only if you dare me and then I hate you forever if you make me do that, because I don't like
playing reload.
That was an enforcer.
Come on, come on, come on, give me some good.
Oh my gosh, where the heck are all the better-eyed soldiers?
I could lose this game right now, but if I hit a nasty snipe, I will be happy.
I promise I won't even crash out.
Let me feel like, let me feel something inside, please.
There's six people left.
Oh, period.
The amount of damage I would get from Storm isn't worth it for the barrels in the truck.
Hmm, not gonna work.
Bubble?
A golden bubble?
Come on.
Gonna be, gonna be golden.
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
That's what we needed!
Just what the doctor ordered!
Hahahaha
Okay, we gotta go we hit a headshots knife, you know I'm feeling great about that
I'm feeling like even though I'm getting a lot of storm damage right now
I'll somehow gotta win this game not a single person has to lock on a r
Not a single person has a lock on a r not a single person not a single one
Oh mission crown I could turn this car around right now, but I can't I can't I won't do it
Excuse me can I get a ride? Excuse me can I get a can I get a ride? I was wondering can I get a ride?
Oh this person is not going to let me live. I'm annoyed.
Dang it. It's that same nerd from earlier.
You know? I'm going to help you actually.
No, don't do that. Go push that guy.
Am I cooked? I think I'm cooked.
Oh
I'm really scared of everyone and I don't really want to do this
Funny damage 40 damage push him kill him I will team with all of you to kill that one person I
Will make it's my life goal
Wish I had that sniper back from her.
Oh, I did not mean to shoot my gun, but I did.
Ooh, pretty.
Wish I had one of those.
I wish I had one of those.
What if I just race them over there? That'd be pretty cool.
I might be cooked here guys.
How the heck is he even shooting from?
Yeah!
Yeah!
I'm going to get jumped.
I'm going to get jumped so hard.
Three people up.
You should have qualified to be one of those bushes yesterday.
All you do is bush camp.
Double tap the screen.
Give me a reason not to ban you right now.
Two people with crowns.
I'm not one of them.
Rude.
I'm so anxious for you.
It's just like I this is the thing like I
Did oh crap. I didn't look I was looking at Brianna. That's annoying. That's Brianna's fault man banner van Brianna
You're a bad, you're a bad, no, cause this is the thing, she never reads chat, she never
reads chat.
I read chat and then I hear you just saw someone, how did I see somebody when my face was over
here?
You're being very inappropriate right now Bob, put your clothes back on.
I don't want to play this game, I don't want to play this game at all, not even a little
bit.
So irritated, I'm so...
I just like am I okay I'm not I'm genuinely not
Everyone just take a deep breath because this is the thing I play for night because I think
for nights fun and I love having fun.
I love playing a game for fun lol you saying poor Brianna is crazy.
Did you see what just happened to me in front of everyone or happy or happy poor Brianna
No!
Or have been.
Anyway.
But it's like, the game is just like, it's so hard to have fun on League.
It's so hard, like, it's, you can't have fun in any way, shape, or form, because then
you're dead 98th place every single time.
Every time.
You're dead.
You even think about fun.
And like, it's over for you.
I just try to get a nice little pocket and talk to chat and then nope shouldn't done
that she lucked in sometimes I blow up gas stations and that's kind of fun you know what I think
That's what I'll go do.
You're right.
Do you live a little?
Tolina, thank you so much for the galaxy, by the way.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
You're amazing.
Can you change chains for me?
It won't let me.
What is it?
I
I
Could over top though we gotta share
My arm, my arm, my baby.
You're sharing me?
Where is baby no money?
Coming soon in a theater near you.
Happy happy gal and baby no money collab.
Please stop sticking your tail in my face, taco.
That'd be so great if you stopped doing that.
I might need you, Rui.
Babe, I might need like a serious dose of joy
before you expect me to go raise up someone,
because honestly I might do the absolute opposite.
I might rage bait instead of Riz.
I mean, that might be funny too.
Because I'm so annoyed by these games.
I'm probably the content.
This has been the most miserable fortnight
like I've ever played.
Go out there, grab five minutes right now
so you can see the person peek at you
and then the person re-hid
and then peek at you again and then let you up.
you're saying clip is that what you just said yeah like five minutes like do
the five-minute thing okay okay you're doing great but and then you're gonna
look like when you were reading chat this person like dead on just like
it was almost like a wait a second I see somebody I probably didn't realize
I had to go do a double take.
But do you have baby taco?
I don't want baby taco.
Yeah, me either.
But I don't really give a...
No, no.
He's trying to crawl on the PC.
You'll take him mean, listen, right now he's making very aggressive biscuits on my legs
and giving me a mustache with his tail, okay, so it's a bit of, it's a lot.
Wait can you, wait a minute.
You guys know how you can run up a slide at a, at a, at a park?
Aw, lame.
Aw, lame.
I thought I could do it.
Lame!
Interesting.
Dizzy and Kevin, thank you for the follow.
Comforting me.
Comforting me.
Ooh, being like right here reminds me of Grimgate.
I missed Grimgate.
Now that was fun. That was a fun like busy POI. Like even though it was scary, I
like going there. But like, Wonka Land? It's not even fun.
Huki likes it. I love it. I don't like it here. That was your favorite drop, mind you.
That Dashwater was chef's kiss. Chapter 5 altogether, best in the whole entire
world. I stand by it you know, stand by it forever, forever. If I find one more sovereign,
I'm gonna just back out and go to bed. You should try it, they buffed it. Maybe. It
It sucks.
Even with a buff, it sucks.
You haven't used it since they buffed it.
It sucks.
It's the best shotgun in the game now.
I'm not even gonna run a shotgun right now.
You did that game twice and then didn't even like offer me none of that loot from the game?
You didn't think you were gonna get caught?
I didn't give it a lot.
Cap.
Can I have that?
Peace.
what the crown on your head i don't have a crown the crown on your head i just went
i don't it just did it again give it to me you think i'm blind
i lost my last game babe look i'm trying to jump right now nothing's happening
guys do you run this sovereign
The honor Hammers are the best what are the hammers was that the duals yes lately I regret
to inform you that if you use that you are a doodoo head dummy here which one is it that
I mean, they're in your mind, we're probably cool.
Transform and play as human Bill.
Ah, do they have the electricity gun?
They took it.
Yeah.
Weirdo.
Get him.
OK.
You have a wing suit?
I do.
Let's fly.
Here we go.
Mm-hmm.
I'm like a bird I want to play with.
I don't know where my home is.
I see shooting over here.
I
But I made it by the beam
They're flying right here. I'm chase. Oh wait, they're up here. I'm gonna land on him
Down she doesn't even know I'm here Kimmy wake up. Oh Kimmy
Kimmy baby
You slid down
Okay, nice
Did you get him?
He's one, he's one.
That's all you.
Aw, dang it.
I can go up there if you'd like.
No, no, it's behind me.
Look at me.
Oh, no, you're safe, you're safe.
Can I?
That was the one with the Diggie-Niggie, by the way.
I'm coming over here.
Yeah, I'm going up there to land on.
Oh, it's two people.
I'm going to land on a bush up here, yeah, yeah, yeah.
oh wait did I have a lock on wait I'm getting pushed they never gonna catch me
yeah yeah right here then
thirsty a lot of shock waves baby where are you
80 okay thank you he's in a bubble I don't have shotgun oh don't you know
that rule that the bubbles are shock waves don't work in bubbles nice okay I
got him out of the air hose me that was me as well me had did everything I'm
so talented that was actually me I did that only because you show up 40 minutes
wait goodness had a 1v2 them yeah 12 shots I know he got it on his teammate
body. It's crazy.
I would have shot forever for you to kill me.
I would have shot forever.
He had 12 shocks.
How come I'm only picking up two off his body?
I picked up eight off his body.
I can tell.
Can I have some shield, you have any?
No, I have a lot of shocks, though.
OK.
I'm dropping a blue dead eye.
You need it?
No, I'm running a gold tack.
I'm fine with it.
OK.
That's good.
Guys, I'll do like what just a second. We just kidding you. I'm at it. I'll do it. Wait. Hold on one two three it
I don't see him. Oh, they're in the car multiple teams. I think
They just bubble. I do see two teams. It doesn't make sense to go in because they're bubbled on their car
Yeah, I see that I
Need that I need that bubble a little bit. Yeah, I hire this lady. Yeah, I'm good
I'm kind of following them a little bit
Yeah, I'll do it too. I'm just walking them down
I need some shield.
I see them.
They got out.
Well, they got back in.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
I'm going to hit these girls.
Just shoot them up and let me know what I need to do.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, clinch your butt cheek,
because happy happy now is about to do something.
Ah, I'm just kidding.
I was about to do some amazing things until they got me.
They shot me.
Wait, they're going away?
If they take this they're cooking next to me next to me. Oh, I'm talking. I gotta go. Oh, they're good
147 crafts
Yeah, okay
You have that
Okay
Well, today's gonna be a great day on Fortnite, guys.
How about let's not even care about the gameplay and just talk to each other about what really
matters?
What really matters?
Yeah, I'm looking to them to tell me what is it that matters, because I'm not really
feeling it right now.
What really matters, Chad?
Let me know.
Let me know.
Ah, each other.
Oh, next.
I don't like that one.
Om Chayukinitne.
The...
The...
What is the thing that Will Smith-Sun says?
The economic state of...
What is it?
don't even know. Some meme or whatever. The friends we made along the way. Nope.
Hello. I don't even know where I'm going. Alright, we have enough time. Cat. Oh,
cats do matter. Yeah, love it. Love it. Why the SMG over the dead eye? This is an
AR. That's not an SMG. This is an MK, which is the AR.
I'm like pretty deep in storm. I'm thinking I should turn around
Maybe I'll go to bumpy bay bumpy louder
Mid okay, so this is the thing if I'm looking at you guys I can't see
Loot so maybe I just started just ignoring y'all. Give me a chug. Just
self-revive nice so if you get knocked to storm you get another 30 help
yay
the new machine right there that's why I came over here I know but that's where
it's because I told you to come over here oh okay is that what happened you
just you just listen well oh okay is that you're you're a good listener oh
Okay
I'd give you a treat, but you haven't visit line
Okay, so what are you having then is what i'm understanding
What do you I am having a
Sweet a sweet just cracking a cold one
But he calls it anytime he drinks his ginger ale. He's like I will crack a cold one
yep
It's like oh it's ginger ale we already said that I was like wait do you know what that
is you show children's form I stress I try to teach all over and over again how to be
chill it's not a time to panic we got a pain about two more zone you teach people how to
be chill yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm a chill chill guy like I teach classes show 101 that's what
I do you like are you like a cozy streamer I'm a cozy streamer I'm number one cozy
streamer in the world actually. So thank you guys for tuning in. I hope you're feeling cozy,
hope you have your bankies, hope you have me max volume because I know it's really hard to hear
me sometimes, you know what I'm saying? Relaxed vibes. Yeah, max it out, max it out. Yeah,
I'm convinced nobody listens to you at full volume. No, no, no, they definitely do. No,
they definitely do. Does nobody, nobody has their phones up all the way? No, they definitely
do they they all wait they all want to hear what I have to say that they don't
want to miss it and I don't want to miss a fan and even when I'm trying with you
The Swiss dream would never do well
No
Mine's literally two clicks up from what max volume
From what from from max right right
Right
Okay, so if you stop at the balloon place bed, there's some big pops in there, and then
there's also some bunks, I think, unless the bunks were in the balloon.
I can't remember what I did with the bunks.
But welcome back!
Mm-hmm.
Ah!
All right, well, I'm dead.
Dang it, bro.
Literally just got here.
I'm gonna get chased down.
I can re-boot you right where you re-booted me.
No, I'm good.
I need you to hurry up.
I'm taking my time.
I can tell, but Storm's about to hit for two.
Is it really?
Yeah.
You got about six, seven seconds.
That's not good.
Nope.
I have shot the ball.
I have shot the ball.
there's a team
did you shoot it
baby
the ball yes you did
i did not
i did not
someone shot it
stop don't shoot the ball they will kill me
they did not shoot the ball
you coming
i need six
gold it's I'm in a dilemma heavy I need you to wake up
even when I'm three hundred and three
I have people on this mountain and I have people in lethal
and I have a car pulling up on me oh my god we're so good
Oh my gosh, are you dead the storm? No, I'm chillin
Bart Bart Bart
Who shot that someone shot it he made him angry
He didn't kill anybody. Yeah movement for me. No, I only have a thing in the G. They're fighting here
I wish I had a thing in the jiggie. Yeah, I have booger my nose
Is that the thing in the jiggie? No, I have a thing in the jiggie. What do you call this thing chat a derpy mouse?
Who someone just masked in right there?
Oh my gosh, what is heaven is what was real me here in the middle of? Oh?
My god, they don't go in there
No, no go here, and then come to me. There's people masking. They're making the ball very angry
oh my gosh I see somebody oh my gosh I'm so good oh my gosh oh my gosh they got me
oh my gosh ow hey drop me a little bit of gold okay I can't move out of this
bush why cuz I just got hit and I'm just shot somebody 200 all right where's it
to Hano. Thank you. Alright, love you, bye. Bye. Bye, stuff. Bye, stuff. Yeah, I need, I have two
games you stopped. Um, this zone's hitting for two. I can't stay. I have to go.
Yeah, you're good. Oh no, I am good. I told you they were there.
Yeah. And then we couldn't do that. I literally said it. Remember when I was like, we can't
do that oh my gosh what are these people who are these people they definitely had
lock-ons he's still like lock-on people oh I thought these were bad guys
pookies dead again what a thong
146 this MK is kind of cheating pretty sure that's the people who killed you
before right first time the people who killed me was a different set of people
first time people who killed me weren't even that good I'm talking about the
first time I thought they were very good yeah no I think those are the people
from the first time as well it's the anonymous team anonymous I'm about to
get clipped Chad. It was like some kind of skull guy, like fiery skull guy. Which one?
The one that was good. Oh, it's a 2v2v1 and I'm the one. Oh yeah, that's the person from
the pregame that stood in front of me right with the crown you're right I knew
it looks familiar
oh that's him yep night night to damage in them all man I'm cooking man I'm
cooking 85 you're trying to bow me in this thing I
I does one shot kills now.
Uh, no it still does 210.
Like in zero.
Yeah, yes.
What do you mean? I just saw it.
We saw it on Twitter.
I literally, maybe in like builds,
but I just did it then.
To a bot, I did 210.
Hmm.
Oh my butt cheeks.
Oh, of course.
Got this.
This is it.
Oh, he's running.
No, he's chasing me.
He's trying to trick shot me.
Beat him.
Jack him up.
105.
He ain't trick shotin' nothin'.
I'm spooked.
I'm spooked.
Oh crap.
My thingy, my mask isn't working.
that's so annoying I believe in you don't
how about you trick shot then I tried that it's not my mask isn't working wait
reversing wait wait wait wait wait my mask is literally not you're a bad
teammate you told me it was a 1v2 if you trick shot then you tell me it was
1d2 it's not oh my god why don't you give me right mom yes I'm not always
right now I'm dead that's what you tell me at least oh you have a self-revive
you're gonna win crawl faster yes it's the one of you one it's the one of you
one yeah you win this yeah yeah wait wait if you're overshadowed come back
You're in a good spot, why are you jumping on his head?
I'm not.
Rah!
Wait for your overshoot.
Shhh.
Trust me, I can win this.
Where is he?
Don't touch him, don't touch him.
I don't know where he's at.
Oh my gosh.
What do you mean you win?
What do you mean?
I coached you to victory.
What do you mean?
I coached you.
I don't know, I can't even be happy about winning because you're such a
so dumb what do you mean you can at least like oh it's 1v2 oh you trick shot them oh
crawl faster as if I'm not oh my gosh that was his win guys my apologies that was his
win so tell me babe in all of the solo games that you played today have you won no I'll
answer for you is I watched the stream in every duo game that you played today
every single duo game that you played today who was on your team it was me I
watched the stream I know who was on your team and every single game that you
played that was duos did you win every game of duos yes you did what's the
common outlier here I'm amazing at this game and that you weren't even
there. You were literally dead for 85% of the game. You were dead.
you
you
you
you
you
I don't think I can do it.
This game is hard.
I don't think I can learn it.
I'm just on stream with these guys.
I gotta learn it.
I gotta put this in half speed.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
You gotta learn the two emo?
I don't know what that means,
because I already know the two emo.
You don't know the two from Baby No Money?
I've already forgotten all the dance moves.
Wow.
Delicious
All right, see one more
You did a great job coaching that game. Thank you. Let's win again. I
Couldn't have done it without you baby love
But also
Where's my props
What's not the chat the chat gives you enough of that
They're so nice to you all they didn't even say nothing nice to me not even one time
They gave me all the props for that. They did they were hyping you up, and I was like
What about me?
So I could get like what about me where where's her props? Where's my props guys also? No from you. I want my props from you
Guys, can you give her props from me?
Like it's it's to you from me, but they're gonna deliver it. Oh, okay. Yeah, they'll be the one delivering
But it's not out of your mouth
Yeah
Interesting beard said you suck. Oh
Is that what got ordered?
Huh?
Is that what got ordered? Yeah, that's that's what I received
Is that what you said is it true? No, you said that about me
We got someone in here named hooten and hollering
Is that your hooten hollering?
mm-hmm all right pookie there are people here so we have to figure this out
why don't you have any shield yet there's free shield over here where we
were at for free also three barrels do you want a purple tack or a blue dead
Um, yeah, I want both of those things well, which one you're playing the game
Are you coming when I burp it made me they're fighting they're fighting
43 I need you over there quick. I need you over here quick. You're not listening
Well, there's this I have one more
Yeah, I'm going in. I'm going in.
Scaram!
What do you want? What do you want from me? I'm listening now.
So, when I burp, it made me think of that Bruno Mars song.
Which is like...
Okay.
This one...
Straight...
Give me my stuff. What you got?
I'll take out the one.
Not that. I don't want to know what an enforcer. Yeah, I'll take that.
Do you have SMG ammo for me?
Do you say enforcer?
No, enforcer! I might have that, to be honest.
Do I miss the cheesy poops? Not really.
It was only so loved and liked because it was needed for the stick, I feel.
Yeah, and then not even that. That was for a bunch of like, um, like, storm campers.
People who love to be in the storm, little storm campers.
There's some big, uh, big thoughts for you.
What are you yapping about over there?
I don't camp in the storm.
I've never camped in a single spot.
I always stay in motion, Quinn.
It's true.
You can't...
You're a storm camp gal.
What are you...
I'm gonna carry one, or drop one chocolate.
Okay, I'll take it.
I dropped it.
Where is it?
I dropped it over there, where I said I was gonna drop it.
Oh, this guy is such a goober!
Are you gonna go get it? There's some chocolates right there too.
Oh wait, how much gold do you have?
None of you have been in this?
And I figured out that the veneer machines are not the same for the gold weapons.
Yeah, they are.
you
you
you
you
you
you
What kind of hills are you carrying?
Um, I have a 200 chug.
I'm not lying!
I did not have to!
I don't even currently have 2000.
How am I going to have 2000 gold?
Y'all are just lying liars who lie.
Oop!
You hear that?
Right there, right there.
Here.
20, 40.
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Eating noodles eating noodles they're shooting a different team that's over here though too by the way
You got that guy
They're still here, where are you going?
Nice right here, I mean
I'm getting shot from this partner. Oh, this is a bot
I found I found someone this guy's good over here. Okay, but I just took out the trash, you know I'm saying
Fresh shots on you need those chocolate
Ooh a little man is here. Yes. All right. Here's one thing. You just you just use that thing
We go we push him. Come on. Come on. Come on
Oh, you think you could run or you think just cuz your teammate died and your teammates in your ear
I like that you can just live you think you're gonna get this reboot of the boy oh
No, no, no, no, no
Watch this. I'm in your car
I'm in his car
And he's going to die one inch pet
One inch
Come out come out wherever you are where is he I'm lost I'm still chasing okay, all right
I'm gonna wing suit it
Shoot about the sky baby. There's a no-fly zone
Come in little boy
It's time for you to go back to the new B&D
He's trying to go down stairs
Is that where you went down here? Yep
No way you just crashed over here. This is where he's at
Wow! Boom! You will never live! Holy crap, he has a good Jillian Shockwave! Oh my gosh!
Oh yeah, this guy's annoyed! I hit every shot in the sky. He's so low.
This guy really wants to live!
He's so annoyed! If this was me, I would be crashing out!
Did you get him in?
He's got a reboot band. No, he's got a reboot band.
Jump in it!
It's very easy to use your AR and shoot him out of it.
We can't let him rest after doing all this.
And then imagine we died to him?
How embarrassing!
You still have an eye on him, right?
Yeah, I do. I do.
I'm gonna catch up in about five seconds
He has yeah, he's used every amount of movement possible, so we should be able to get it now now
All right, where is he baby?
I'm in the air. He's still in the van or no
Yes
Okay guys listen. I broke it. You broke the van. Oh my goodness
We're flying in a wingsuit. He's gonna win soon. We're
There's no way do you have a wingsuit? No, I don't I've just been using my mask this whole time
Oh my gosh, bro deserves a resident this point. Heck no cuz it would be our luck that he would rest and then we would die to him
You know and there's just no chance we can let that happen. I think he landed somewhere here
Yeah, he's here.
How did he get more shot?
What the heck?
Oh, my gosh.
So lucky.
He's got the most movement.
He's going up.
Every shot landed.
Dude, what is this?
They really did nerf this AR.
It just does not work long range anymore.
Woo.
This is how I spent 40 minutes for one kill.
We're probably going to end up in a video.
be like happy heavy gal is so toxic
she's been in the whole map
he's in this car they have gotten away
now nope wow I'm so talented he's right
here behind you I'm going to push and I
want that oh crap all right I'm actually
gonna lay my shot here yep yep yeah but
we can't worry about him I'm going
I can't let this guy live. I'm on a mission at this point
If this guy just turned around and thought I said this one
I think he would watch him kill me right now
What the heck where did this guy go I killed him
No, I killed the other team. Okay. I have this guy on me right now. He used a free use on his wingsuit
Okay, okay, here we go, okay, now we're, yes, yes, I kind of want to shoot the floor and
I kind of don't, okay, cuz what do you mean?
Oh crap, someone else is rebooting right here and someone's in a car.
Oh crap, baby, baby, baby, baby.
No!
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, karma.
They're not chasing him right?
No, there are so many people laying here shooting me man.
You don't even understand.
Oh gosh, are you also one HP?
Oh yeah, I am.
You have heals?
I got away.
Okay, everyone just needs to calm down right now, alright?
Everyone needs to calm down.
That guy should feel honored because the only time we put like, chase like that is when we know they're a threat.
Yeah, it's when we know it's a really good team that will give us a hard time later.
We gotta take advantage while they're low, while they don't have much of a choice.
That was so scary.
Babe, I have a bubble. Come here.
Nice.
Go ahead and start it.
Okay.
We'll have two bubbles now.
that was so stressful I never want to do that again
baddie SJ Jesus Jesse metallic metal whatever that says thank you for the
follow baby girl thank you for the follow all right I'm locked in now also
holy they definitely nerf the dead eye when it comes to like trying to shoot
people in the air that are further away is bad
Why do you think you're for the Leon that KITTEN ME?!
YAAAAAAAH!
ME! YAAAAAAAH!
I don't think I hear you when I say
ME! YAAAAAAAH!
Oh, they're fighting good.
That's playing hard.
Do we go?
Wait, someone just wing suited near me.
Go ahead.
You see those wing suits behind me though?
I hear me.
Fighting.
Yeah.
One in the back is 1 hp.
Dead.
Dead?
Oh, another team, another team, another team.
I'm coming to your bubble. I'm coming to your bubble.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, and tick. One tick.
Period.
Okay, okay.
Oh my gosh. Oh my goodness.
Um, well, he was yelling at me and that was very scary. I don't know.
Don't know I didn't know if you knew how low I was no because I was getting shot at after I killed that team
So I was scared
We got a we got to be careful rotating in here because we don't have any health. I don't have 29
We're gonna use this I need shield. Okay, man. We'll have some extra movement to move in
Okay
Okay, I'm gonna be flying we have that vending machine over here, right?
Where not really in what about this guy would you offer nothing?
Well, he gives you gold, I think.
Oh, I hear a blue chest over here.
People above us.
Oh, they're using ziplines above us.
They're not going to come down here, though, right?
Right, guys?
Right.
Oh, my gosh, I got a chug jug.
Oh, my gosh.
This is huge.
Woo!
Is there a will?
Well, is there a way that we are able to do this after being super gritty?
There's a mirror noodles here or something. Yeah, but I'm gonna carry 120 on the chug
All right, all right, okay. Do you have any kind of cover?
No, all right. Well, I have this the fart cloud that'll hide us come in here
not three shocks
They might be up here wait, we just play it's rock. Yeah, but they might be right there. Oh, they are
Oh my gosh. Nope. I'm going to go over here. Go over here. Come to me. I have a bush
And there's some more shock that you need to use a shock to get over here. What was that? Oh my gosh
Oh, you scared me there's some barrels right there if we need to do that, but I don't think we do oh
I see them
Yeah, I like little bottom wall out be careful getting locked on I'm not sure if they have one
And then there's a guy right?
Yep. Yep. Yeah, you're the only one that could see that ladies and gentlemen
We're about to win this game, and I need you to just just I need you to watch need you great things
Oh, thank you so much for the bunker. That was actually very kind of you. They gave us a pre-bunk
Thank you so much for the house. I'm shooting them. How kind of you. Oh, wow, I hit every single shot. Um, ow
Why did they give us a bunk? I think they're in that bush be careful about where that thingy magic is
All right, here's what I'm thinking
I'm going the house
All right
And I'm in the house. We have a we have a kpop bubble. We have a kpop bubble and they're here, baby
They're here on me. Nice nice nice coming here
I'm not fighting them, but the kpop bubble is down below. Can you grab it?
Yeah, I'm grabbing it. Okay, and then
Oh my gosh, shockwave out if you have to get away from me. I'll push yes. How do we get in though?
How do we get in safely?
We're gonna shock and then go and then bubble
Wait, do this side do this side. I'm already already shocked it. Oh, okay
interesting
Interesting very interesting
What's going on? You're not talking. You're not
Okay
Okay, okay
Guys, I'm scared
So 2v2v2 and they have bunkers and they have a vehicle and we have nothing
Yeah, yeah, yeah, please stop shooting like in general like don't let them know where we are
Okay, no, no, they're already nowhere
4066 30 40
Wow, um that worked that work come to me come to me come to me
You gotta watch watch this way as well. Oh
Oh my gosh booty to booty please
Shoot them shoot the tree down
7800 dead. That's nice. This even here. Okay. Okay. I
Got you. I got you. I just wanted to cover like get this guy off of me 97
Okay, I made this guy flush, okay, I'm pushing them go go go go go go go go go go
I'm in their car
Is it just us versus them no there's guys behind us
Ow ow ow pookie. I'm dead pookie. I'm dead. I screwed up. I screwed up. I screwed up. I need you. I need you
I need cover. I need cover. I'm drinking I'm drinking
Oh
You got it, you're better, let's go!
Those guys were so passive the whole time, like I didn't even know that was a team of
huggy wuggies.
I never saw them, they were just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That was crazy.
I was eating at the Huggie Wuggie Shields the whole game like the whole end game. Yeah, he did amazing. Oh
All right, it's time for strangers
Who he actually did a good job on that one. Yeah, let's give him his flowers. I won the last match. He won this match, though
Preferably death the Dills
Why are you pretending like you know flowers?
I like the way that their essence smells you sound like a creep okay it's not
it's not going the way you think all right we got it we got to get it out of
there no thank you this man has lost his mind yeah all righty all know that was
fun gg's w's don't forget if you enjoyed that to drop of all of course
like baddie nighthawk rip just did k games nick dove thank you for following
appreciate you my gosh what do the hearts do when you kill people so you can
collect hearts through duos trios or squad if you go to your quest what you're
gonna want to do is pick up those hearts because you are able to earn a free
back language it looks like I completed that quest there so I'll go to my locker
and why is it not there Chad you have to restart my game what is another
hold on maybe I didn't complete it and I'm in solos that's why I can't see it
hold on. No, we'll go to quest. Anyways, you get a free back blink. I think what happened
was I have to restart my game in order for it to show up. But let's do the like old
I'll explain to you what we're doing.
I
This is Edelman, not Tacos, this is Eddie.
Eddie, let's share with the class
why you gave mama a heart attack this morning.
Y'all know, listen, my cats are really good
about knowing their name and coming to their name.
We have a pretty good routine.
In the morning, we open the door and we say good morning
and everyone comes running in
and we get our little good mornings from everybody.
Taco and Ziggy and Ray and Stork and Ed.
Ed didn't show up to the good morning routine.
And I was like, that's weird.
Where's Eddie at?
And so I'm like, Ed, Eddie, usually he comes to his name,
but he was not showing up.
Like I said, we had family over last night,
but I was like, no, after everyone was gone,
I definitely saw him.
So I saw him right before bed where the heck he is he.
And I literally was like this close to crying.
I was, I was meant to have a mental breakdown.
I was like, where's my boy?
He got himself under the couch and couldn't get out.
Maybe he could, I don't know.
but I literally had a whole speech with him.
I was like, dude, you have a voice, use it.
So like when I'm calling for you and you're stuck,
you could be like, mom, I'm under the couch.
You could have told me where he was at,
but he did it.
And I about freaked out.
He literally never goes under the couch, literally ever.
And we have like the back of the couch taped up
so they can't do that anymore,
but I guess it came undone.
And so I was just, I was pressed.
I thought I lost my kid.
I started going, who opened the door last?
Checked the cameras, did he sneak out?
That's why cats have voices, obviously, period.
Did you not spot it?
Can you say yeah?
Oh my gosh.
Anyways, my cats hide all the time and it just,
like literally immediately, I'm like panic.
Keep it on this for a second.
I'm like, keep it on this scene for a second.
I'm like unwell the moment I like can't find them
They don't listen to their name because I'm like, they normally would.
Why are they not?
You know, it was weird, but it's okay.
I'll scare you mother like that.
All right, y'all, look, we're going to go in and we're going to have, um, conversations
with our, with our playing with strangers.
So what we're going to do is go in, do a trio squad fills.
I'm going to try and raise up the strangers.
Okay.
So I'm going to be this, that and the other kind of person and we're going
to pull conversation hearts.
If you don't know what conversation hearts are, yes you do.
Okay, they're the cutie little hearts
with the words on them.
And what's gonna happen is I'm gonna have to pull one
out of the bowl and I'm gonna have to use
whatever the heart says in conversation with my duo
and see if I can casually fit it,
if it does not fit at all,
we'll have to see if I make things uncomfortable
or if I'm able to bring her on home.
I don't know, but regardless, we're ready to go
and we'll hope that this guy has the mic, okay?
Also, let me introduce you to Big Mike.
Yeah.
This is Big Mike.
Could he raise you up?
He's got gold, he's got gold teeth.
Oh, it's fantastic. I love it. I've been making a house.
I wonder if I have a, like, love glider.
Ooh, you know what? Actually, I do. And it's the new one.
No, dang it.
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Excuse me, fire. Can you hear me? You got your mic working?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, my name is Big Mike on the mic, talking to a guy named Mike, and it's
my exception up in here. Come on, just say something to me. Or I'm
just kidding except I'm not come on let me talk to you let me let me let me break down
those walls let me let me tell you how much I love you y'all know what I'm saying
I'm gonna get you out of this and then I'm leaving though because I don't even stay if
my kidney think I'm Mike's because I don't I get lost I guess they don't have to pretend
that I'm a guy anymore sometimes I pretend that I'm a guy when I get in this like
Fills because no one like playing with girls. They're like really mean to girls. Mm-hmm. It's true
Are you a girl
Hello
Hello
Okay, here. Let me give you my loot. I'll deliver this loot to you, and I'll leave.
Fire!
Ow.
Boop!
Alright, any time I play with the strangers if they don't have a mic we do have to leave
the room.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, any time we play with the strangers, if they don't have a mic, we do have to leave.
If they don't got a mic, we got to dip.
We got to put our hand up on our hip and dip, dip, dip, dip, dip.
Give it a flip.
Dip.
Ethan, thank you so much for the follow.
Gala and Carrie, thank you for the follow.
Appreciate you.
Wow.
Hmm.
Said I'm leaving.
I'm never looking back again.
But I've been at the finish, been at the end.
Rowan, thank you for the follow.
for the follow. Uh, we're bum. Appreciate you, Tony, for following. Thank you so much,
Layla, for the high rates. Oh, yeah, the glider. So what I was gonna say was I have
of that dang it.
Hey, what's up, man?
Hey, you got my.
I
I'm leaving because I don't think you have the mic and hey sister streams I mean again
So I had to leave I gotta go. I caught you man. I see a fish. I know with you
You're not slick my guy
You are not slick my guy. I
See you in your big orange head. You hot me in my dream
Wow, okay, so
So what do you guys, I think I want to stay big mic until I can successfully do it.
And then I'll switch up characters.
But I feel like big mic just fit.
Oh, also what I was trying to say was the best glider that I have that will be for love
is the one that came with the PJ lady.
And I don't know why it's not popping up.
What's her name?
Like the jammy one.
Oh, it's right here, right?
No, that's the Gallow one.
Why is it not popping up?
It should be.
Latest acquired.
Yeah, I don't even know what it's called either.
No.
It's the yellow one.
You saw yellow?
Was it there?
Was it there?
Was it there?
Was it there? I'm blind as a bat, bro. I'll stop my bad.
Hello. I'm a little shy. I just wanted to see if you had a mic.
What's up dude?
Hey man, how you doing?
Pretty good.
I'll give you one second, I'm on the phone actually.
Okay, you'll come back though you promise?
He's gonna come back.
He's gonna come back, I'm certain of it.
I'm back. Oh, are you having you concerned? I thought for sure I was gonna be all alone.
Like from New York. Yeah, yeah, yeah, my name Big Mike. Yeah.
That's funny. Where you from? Are you trying to impersonate Happy Happy Girl or are you actually her? No, bro, I try to, I try to get girls all happy and stuff, you know what I'm saying?
uh
Yeah, you you heard of her though. Yeah, I've seen her.
Here we are. Let's go. Oh, man. That's all right. That's all right. I kill some people over here too.
I'll get you back. There are like a couple of them. Who is uh who are you talking to on the phone?
You got a lead?
Um, you had that.
Um, can't believe it.
What was you talking to?
Oh, give me a second, please.
Oh, okay.
Didn't mean to update you.
I'm sorry I'm back.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
People are aware.
People are aware.
Sorry, I'm back.
Yeah.
Would you ask?
I'm like, I just want to know where you keep going.
You know what I mean?
You're not even telling me hugs and kisses before you just disappear on me.
You know what I'm saying?
What I want to know is how do you have her handle if it's the same exact one?
Not her.
How do you have the same?
I just don't put spaces.
I think hers got them spaces in there.
Just like you add a couple extra when you're on my PC or whatever.
You know a lot about it. Were you like a biggest thing?
I don't know about that, but you sound kind of like her, but I feel like this isn't your voice. You're just trying to like mask it sound differently.
I mean, a little bit, you know, because I'm real vulnerable. I'm trying to like figure out what the ladies like, you know.
I'm like new on the market so I've been over here just like throwing it up I mean
you can't see what I'm throwing up but I'm like throwing it up you know I'm
saying. Throwing what up your fingers or what? You know like throwing it up.
Like I bottom it because I get real nervous around women. Well I'm not a woman so you
You can't be nervous around me.
True, true, you wanna help me?
Sure, yeah.
Let me get you back.
I'll get you right and then you get me right.
Yeah.
Let's see it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I was trying to ask you who you was on the phone with.
Oh, my mom.
Oh.
Bro, you be all like, I love you.
That's all I got. I do love her.
You, mom.
You scared to tell her?
No, how you really feel?
What the heck is this doing in fortnight I
Have the rarest golden 24-carat the booboo. Oh my gosh
I'm a little booboo
I'll see this.
Oh my god! Yeah, let's do it. I'm sorry I got distracted.
What is this doing in the game? How did I find that?
Somebody clip in! Bad!
Alright, welcome back.
Alright, thank you.
Alright, I gotta get a gun.
Yeah, yeah. You got this. I believe in you. We got this. No, you got this. No, you. We're
gonna do it. We're not playing solo. So we got this. True. True. But there's something
about you, Felicio. You know, Felicio. Well, it's so funny. You're almost there. You're
almost there it's not it's not that it's like it's not quite that oh I'm sorry I
never I didn't even go to collage you know what I'm saying do you know what
my name means you want to take a guess I found another bush bro we can be bush
brothers come here come here come here come here and I got a slim truck
tell them your name looks like really you just telling everybody that you'll you
haven't seen the the sunlight in a long time
that's no that's not what that means for sure your name says pale why you got
such tiny little feet got tiny little girl oh I see what you mean pale okay
you, I gotcha. No, not that. Like, uh, uh, well, you know, I wasn't very good in geometry,
so. Geometry. I love you, man. This is it, dude. I love you. I really hope, I really hope
be genuine with me because I'm pretty sure that's not your voice.
What'd you say?
I said I hope that you can be genuine with me because I don't think that's your voice.
No I've never been more genuine in my life.
I'm a man looking for love.
You know what I'm saying?
You sound just like her, it's crazy.
Holy...
Had a hockle-oogie.
She would never do that.
I feel like she would.
She's very funny. She's very like Corky with her personality which I love but...
Yeah if I was to spell Corky, I'd probably do it wrong.
Oh there's people flying in behind us. We got a little Faris.
Pretend to be a bush.
Watch out.
Pretend, yeah, yeah, just be a bush, be a bush.
Oh, oh, oh shit.
I got him, I got him.
113.
You wanna push him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
On tarlott, on tarlott.
They can't even see me. I'm just like a little bush man. No, you're good
He's running
I know you what you did to your wife and your child the piece of garbage
He's over there. He's running
Where is he at the gas station? Yeah, I think so
So if I'm like trying to pick up a little right behind you, I see him. Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, I got him right where I want him. No
Totally different team over here by the way. Oh, I'm cooked. Oh, I'm cooked. Oh, I'm cooked. Oh, I'm cooked
oh oh oh oh shit there one shot too soon too soon you died too soon they know
exactly where I am
What do you see them?
Yeah, they're running.
Oh.
Oh.
Crawling to my arms, big puppy.
Hey, I love it when you call me big pop.
Throw your hands in the air, use a true player.
Ain't gonna solve.
There's a
Wow, thank you so much for pointing out the obvious. What would I do without you? Oh
My bad pick up the wind suit that I'm standing right in front of
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
All right, so tell me, all right.
So if I'm like, I'm approaching the lady, right,
at the grocery store.
And I walk up to her and I just say, yes.
Would she like that?
Just yes.
Yeah, I just look at her.
I just look at her and I just go.
yes
you know what i'm saying?
i mean i guess it depends on what you're doing
are you like
parking your lips together?
yeah like i'm like
like a chef's kiss
like a mom on me
like yay
you're getting slumped
you're getting slumped
you know what i thought it would work if i just looked at her and i just went
yay
well okay what if i try- what if i look at her from head to toe
and i just go
yay
you think she like that?
I guess, I mean, I don't really know it.
Like, God did a number on you, sugar bull.
You know what I'm saying?
What if I say it?
Um, I guess it depends on the lady, to be honest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you don't have a lady?
Me, no.
Like, super single?
Yeah.
OK.
I know there was a super single, but you had to single.
And there's options, right?
so there's like regular single super single like yeah I guess um regular like super super single
like it's been 84 years uh nothing like that damn how old do you think I am oh sure uh you
are there I can smell it take your older than me okay big guy punch my big guy pants okay
Hey, I
For sure you're all of them me. Yeah, but like I'm just trying to gauge what's going on, you know because
You know I was just thinking yeah hold on that hold on just a second about it I just want
Are you streaming no what the heck man while you keep pressuring me
No, I was just wanting to know the steadiest of your love life because I just think that you're sweet
Oh, you're gonna hook me up or what?
I just think that you're sweet.
And maybe, maybe you would like to go out to dinner with Big Mike.
Big Mike.
I can use it for you, you know? I mean, why not?
Oh, man! Big Mike! Go share a bowl of spaghetti, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah. Do you like pasta?
Oh, do I like pasta? Do you hear me? I'm Italian!
It's in my blood, Red Sush!
Mix with a little outfit.
you
you
you
you
you
That's so cool, I knew that it was you.
Now you did it, now you did it.
Yeah I did, I snuffed it out dude.
I snuffed it out from the beginning.
I knew that it was you because it sounded like you because as much as your impersonation with that different voice,
so I'm like a different person, I mean ultimately it did sound like you.
I've seen you on TikTok and like Instagram so I'm familiar with your work and stuff and it's really cool.
really cool things. He's familiar with my work, Chad. Let's go.
Listen, how did we how did we manage to get into the same lobby?
Aren't you on on PC? No, I play on PlayStation. Oh, yeah,
I play on PlayStation on controller. Also, you do know
that Fortnite is cross play, right?
Yeah, but I mean, I don't usually get PC players. It's
usually like Xbox or PlayStation, but which makes sense right
now, because I always thought that you're on PC.
No, I'm a cool kid. You know, I'm super cool super chill. Yeah. Yeah
That's awesome. So your followers are are so great because they're like requesting to follow me now
No, that's no, they're not that's bad. Don't encourage that yell at them. Tell them how much you don't like it and you're reporting them
Yeah
That's awesome, dude
Yeah, so
What we're doing is you were on my love show because Valentine's Day is this week
you know yeah and we were we were we're trying to gauge you know Larry the
Lama's Rizometer we're trying to find love but it turns out you're looking for
love so tell me tell me mr. pale how tall are you for the people they want to
know mm-hmm five nine yeah that's a great height that's a great height five nine
Five nine chat five nine
That's too bad
Perfect perfect. All right. All right, and um, are you employed?
Yeah, and he's employed and he's employed
There's a line of the payroll chat members
Oh my god, are you actually alive? Yeah, a thousand percent. You think I played for me for fun?
In my free time
Oh, please, I'm just kidding.
Can we land here together?
Get that surfboard again?
Yeah.
OK, cool bein'.
Yeah.
Wait, so are you back east?
Like, where are you?
Yeah, I live in Florida.
Oh, shit, that's so cool.
Well, funny, the other day, I was telling my friends,
like, I've never played with anyone from Florida.
Where?
The first person that I do...
It's like the coolest person from Florida.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not as good as a kid.
That's cool.
Yoo-hoo!
Youp!
I don't know if it reaches you in that corner.
Yeah.
There were no guns here.
So what's the deal with the bushes being in the game?
Actually, what's up with that?
Honestly, I don't even know.
My-my-my-
I'm gonna have to post a clip of me as Big Mike,
trying to figure it out, until you know.
Yeah, that's cool.
Because the first time I saw it was with you as Big Mike, so that's-
That's great.
Alright, we're about to get some Mythic weapons.
I mean what are the odds?
Why didn't that work?
Oh no.
You can do it again.
Alright.
Here come in.
Oh wait no wait where?
Did we take it out?
Did you take it out?
I don't know.
Maybe they did.
It says grenades were, are now gone and now we have bushes.
Oh okay.
Interesting that's fun.
I like that.
Bushes are fun.
Another thing to kind of protect us.
Yeah.
Okay, okay, so who do you normally game with what's got you in duo fills this evening?
dude for real
Letta my friends are on so he's like meet just place you have no friends. I'm right that down ladies right that down
Plenty of friends sure right. That's what I also tell myself, you know
Oh, they're just not on right now.
Questions. Why are you playing field if you've got a plenipolar?
I have no friends, you know.
Uh-huh. Yeah, 100%.
Woo-hoo!
Boom. There it is.
Can I curse? Can I say shit and stuff like that?
Oh, I mean, I love that you asked and then did it in the same sentence.
Um, this is a family-friendly place, but you be yourself.
Okay. You be yourself.
Okay.
We have a PG-13 morning up.
You know, I've never tried to actually watch my mouth. I think I could only see my upper lip
If I try to walk my mouth. Yep. That's all I can see and just hardly
Yeah, oh
Knocked one
Yeah, we did but you know what got me is that stupid lock on a arm? I
Was trying to rotate in and they just
they locked on this all of this juicy goodness and oh my my again again they're
doing it they're doing the thing oh shoot
yeah me uh me self-revival they're pushing you they're pushing me yep good
Combs good com
There's a self-reviverator. Oh, okay, so you're gonna try and res yourself. I hope so. Oh, they're coming after me
You could be your own hero
But psych you need me
Give me five reasons why I should res you right now
Couldn't even give me one Wow Wow, well, I'm thinking I'm thinking like a head so number one on your teammate
Okay.
Number two, you're cool.
Okay.
Let me see.
Number three, I feel like if you revive me, you have a better chance of surviving, even
though I die first.
Twice, by the way.
This is the second time.
Yeah, yeah, 100%.
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Yeah.
I'll let you just watch your nose.
Keep it down.
You got it.
Number four, would you call yourself Big Mike?
I feel like Big Mike would do that.
Big Mike is actually very selfish.
Oh crap, I have no...
Oh, shoot.
That's not good.
Dang it. Um, so I'm broke but give me just a second. I'm gonna try and work this out
See if I can get like a loan or something. Yeah. Oh my gosh, these bushes are so fun
You can't put them on while you're moving the left kind of lame
I'm almost
Okay, let's get the bad guys trying to get me here we go
Just a good old boys. I'm 100 short
Never mean in no harm
So I did you call your mom back and tell her you're playing with your best friend?
Yeah, she's actually home work. You should be like mom mom mom
You honestly threw me off when you were talking it was like my this person talking like this and then I hadn't paid attention to your
To your name and I was like, oh, and then what do you mean talking like this like I talk like a normal
man like that's what a man sounds like sure yeah hundred percent that's how we
all sound sure yeah I mean that sounds exactly the same you know imitation is
the greatest form of flattery box myself
I
Shot my bush off that is so rude. Oh
That's a steamer right I'm safe. Yeah, okay look at that great aim PlayStation 5 aim
You wish you had it like that, huh? I
Like it like it like that
Got her in my window, sir!
What kind of car do you have?
Can you call your mom?
Can I talk to her?
I think she's in the other room. She's, uh, she's showering or something.
I want to talk to her.
Want to talk to my mom?
Yes.
What are you gonna say?
Naaah, wouldn't you like to know with her, boy?
Come on!
Thank you.
This is the car I have, by the way. I drive a McLaurin.
That's your car, IRL, right? I mean, that's what you do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I do in real life. I just drive McLaurin everywhere I go.
There we go.
That's true.
So, there is a golden bubble down there that you could throw if you wanted, or you could just keep it.
A view. Don't know what your style is.
Um, yeah, let me pick it up.
Okay, alright.
It's a nut corner, and then there's another one on this roof.
Oh, sweet.
Yep, yep, yep, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Totally dopedy.
Also here's this and that.
Right, right, right.
I'll take that, yep.
Dude, so many heals, you crazy.
So crazy, it's so crazy, bro.
So crazy.
All right, zoom it.
All right.
How do you feel about the sword cutie? It's so cutie
If I can get better guns and get a better shot of winning
I think that I'm the backer that I'm like get back in the car first, but
But like a pistol and a nk is like it's gonna be very low
You have a pistol yeah, that seems not good why would you pick that up out?
What's this thing right here I need a shawty shawty like a melody in my head that I can't keep all
Every day
Sing it gonna replay replay
You're singing it dude. I honestly don't know
Give me your best like, like, a woman would pay you a million dollars and marry you right now if you sing to her, do it. And go.
Oh, Jesus Christ. I think at this point I'm just gonna say simple.
I just, for the long, I think I'll say simple.
A million dollars? Who cares about a wife?
Your mother would be so upset. Put her on the phone. Put her on the phone!
You know what she'd be. What's she gonna buy with a million dollars?
Exactly that's what I'm trying to talk to you about you're not even thinking about your future man your future like that like you would set up your children
How much gold do you have? I mean I mean forget them
Yeah true true true true. Yeah
Who gives a boot about the kid?
Man crap them kids
Do you want that?
No I give ammo. What do you want? What do you want?
Just regular AR. Oh my god
Like we're just gonna beg for everything. I'll take it. Thanks
We drinking I can hear that oh, um
I'm not drinking nothing
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we don't need that. I might need that later. Oh
Okay, so I always hit it just because I'm a
Because you're greedy? You're petty?
I'm so selfish. I don't want anyone to ever have it except for me.
How much gold do you have?
I've got fifty. Twenty.
Fifty.
Oh, fuck.
Mmmmmm.
What would you do to that?
Because you're useless!
I'm joking. I'm joking here. Come here. Come here.
I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that. Hug me.
It's all good
Thanks for forgiving me
That's my husband's favorite email. All right, look, this is what I think we were baddies were twins and mclaurens. Let's go
Okay
Looking for love and all the wrong place
You who we want to win time for you to die
You know oh my gosh, they're over here ACB yeah, oh
Dude, hold up
You're gonna fall for that. They're literally right here
100% dude
I'm jumping them right now. I see him
Hey, buddy. I'm sorry to do this to you your teammate left you
How's that going? How's that going for you?
You're gonna push? Oh shoot. No! Why are we lagging so bad?
Oh no. Um, just stay out of the bubble. Stay... oh, fart.
No, it's okay. Damn.
There's anything to see me. Okay. You got it.
Okay. This is good. This is good.
You got it. This is good. This is good. This is good.
This is good. Everything is perfectly fine. You're right where you're supposed to be!
Okay? No one's gonna hurt you!
Okay. Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck!
Alright, alright. We got it.
Alright then. We go lower goodies over here. I'm gonna drop this mythic weapon if he won't eat.
Hey! You didn't even let him hit the floor!
I don't gotta tell me twice.
Do you say hi to my sweet angel, baby? Hello right here. Yeah, she's good. Oh
Megan biscuits right now. This is angel, baby
Angel baby
Your little pet thank you. Thank you. All right. Are we prepared to die third again? That's the question we have to ask
Usually not this
Yeah, you're low key buns. I wasn't gonna
No, I know. I'm usually not like this.
That's what they all say, actually.
That's what they all say.
I guess you'll never know.
You just have to take my word for it.
I'll look over your stats after this.
Okay, cool.
Okay, yeah.
Cool.
Let's go back to our cars.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
All right.
Oh my gosh. Wait.
No, wait. Just kidding.
I don't know anything.
I don't know anything.
You want to play the storm or do you want to play the storm?
No, I want you to get in the score
and we're just gonna run for our lives.
He's right there.
We're gonna jump this guy.
One, two, three.
I regret life.
So good.
Pushing that.
Oh!
Oh my god!
Dude, what kind of lobbies are these?
Jesus Christ!
These are my lobbies.
They're horrible.
You're not allowed to have fun here.
No, no fun at all.
That's like instant beans.
You said, I'm gonna push that
I don't even think you got to throw your shockwaves before you were dead.
Oh my gosh.
I would reboot you if there was like a way, you know?
I feel like I'd be more of a liability than an actual help to you.
Yeah, and stay down.
Yeah.
and in and staying out and down but is a remove in and I'll do it I don't see a
lot but there are like yeah yeah players left oh it's a 1v7 oh okay okay
period I like yeah all odds stacked against me it is my time it's my time
All right 1v6
All right
You got it. Yep. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir
You know, I think I got to bring back big Mike big Mike is the more brave version of myself, you know
Oh, I just got a buzz cut
Yep, oh my gosh. Oh
Big Mike
Another one to your left. There was one creeping up behind you. Okay. All right. Oh no. Oh
Bad. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Is it okay if I say this? I
love you, man
I love you, man
See you big
See you big man
Be my feeling big emotions right now, man. I love you, man
you got it let them fight that you got it okay man six players okay man how many
keep talking to me four left three do those yeah you better run you got it why
you knew she back man I thought we over here blinded we like brothers my
I can't just get me.
I'm not winning this.
Yeah, I knew he wouldn't say I love you back
because he didn't even say I love you to his mom.
What do you mean?
Oh, you're talking to me?
What do you think I'm talking to?
What do you think I'm talking to you?
Actually, I don't know.
It'd be fair to be talking to your chat.
You'd be talking to your husband.
You'd be talking to your cat.
I say, I love you, man.
Oh, I love you too, dude.
I thought you were leaving me hanging that big bike would get real emotional, man. Thank you, man. I love it. Oh
My god
Okay, okay, I'm a little bit nervous for the heck is this person that I can't I
I don't see them!
Oh blue.
To infinity!
It's um...
Oh it's solo.
It's a 1v1v1.
Okay period.
Nice.
1v1.
You got a crown.
I need it!
Okay you don't understand!
That's mission crown.
I got priorities up in there.
I got their little party head
He gonna try to use that thing right there. He's looking underneath right now
Unless he uses his knife, but he's in the he's in the dungeon. You know what I'm saying?
Yep, there he is right there. Oh right there. Yep. Oh, oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Wait, I'm losing
You got it
I'm very confused. I'm very confused. I'm very confused. You got it. You got it. I have
no idea where this guy is. I actually don't have it at all. No, no, I'm so confused. I'm
so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. What happened? Where is this guy? Oh my
Oh my gosh! I did it! I did it!
I think I almost sold bad.
Oh, let's go.
Thanks so much, bro. I think I could... oh my gosh.
I can't even form a thought. Oh my gosh.
You coached me through that, you know? I don't think...
Yeah, man. I mean, I think that says a lot, considering I had zero kills, but it kind of helped you.
I will get you clicks as information if you want to coach him for FNCS man, I think you'd be a great fit.
It was so fun playing with you. Thank you for letting me act a fool.
If I could leave you with one thing before I go.
Hold on just a second. Don't go. I dropped it. Hold on.
I'm going to give you this one piece of advice.
Did he leave?
He's gone.
I'll never get to tell him to hashtag do you.
Hashtag do you, man.
Hashtag do you.
He's got to be at SD man, SD.
I can't believe we won that.
That was the hardest game ever.
Not really.
I did amazing and then I almost sold and that was very terrifying.
and I did not like that.
Hoo, W's in the chat though.
How are you guys liking the conversation hearts?
Is that a fun challenge?
Am I doing so great?
How do you feel about the K-pop sword?
So cutie.
How many hearts?
Okay, y'all are just tuning in and you're confused.
We have conversation hearts.
We'll add a few more in.
Um, and the goal is we have to pull a heart and make conversation with them and whatever
the heart says, we have to fit in a conversation, whether that be casually or horribly.
And you know, I think it's going great.
We use quite a bit of hearts in just those couple of games.
So we'll add a few back and you want to eat them?
I'll have to eat them later.
I'm a teeth in.
So I can't.
What we're gonna do right now is the likeable and then maybe we'll try another one. Okay?
Uh, married in Vegas. Perfect.
I
W tech teammate if he's out there anywhere
He must have accidentally left because I don't believe he would have said bye like that
You know what I mean? He had to have accidentally left. I'm sure he's in the chat somewhere. So we appreciate you big dog
We appreciate you. Let's see
Let's be the candy person yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay and for the millionth time this is the glider
I was looking for
Um, it's the same, it's called bedtime breezer and it's the same for the wonder onesie so you can change the color and you can add a different like sprays onto it as well.
So this will be the one that I use for a little Valentine's Day thing. I made it Valentine's Day Eve the other day.
For like the, it took only like five tries to get this thing on. So there you go. There you have it.
Let me do something really quick.
Super cute.
The whole Wonder Onesie thing is a lot of fun. I like it. I like all the different options that we get to have.
Also, thank you for the hydrate.
Oh, wait, she really has ventures.
I thought that was a joke.
Oh, my God.
It really is a joke.
Okay.
My husband thinks he's so funny.
He's all like, hee-hee, ha-ha.
Happy has to go pee-pee-la-poo-poo, so let me just make up lies about her.
My teeth are 100% real, minus a few.
I have Invisalign.
Okay.
I have Invisalign and I call them my teeth.
So like, if I need to eat,
I have to take them out, I can't eat with them in.
So I call them, I call them my teeth.
And so I'm like, oh, I got to go take my teeth out so I can eat.
And then I have to, and then I go,
oh, I have to go put my teeth back in.
So we make the joke about it,
but I didn't think he would say it with you guys in
a way that would be interpreted as real.
But people are thinking that I really have,
because of course it was clipped.
Also, Tom, I'm scrolling TikTok earlier and I had to watch a clip of me snoring
I didn't want y'all to hear it and then you heard it live and then now there's a clip of it on the internet. Oh, great
Fantastic
So his trolls just continue
Hi, you go. How are you today?
I'm doing great. How you been? Oh, just absolutely wonderful darling like a box of chocolates
Oh
You got a favorite piece of chocolate
Snickers, oh, so you like it nutty
Wherever you like honestly you ping it and I'll go I
Hate that place
It's okay, I'll go
I don't know.
Alrighty!
You want to play like a really fun game?
It's like a game within a game, though.
My name's Giannis by the way
Hey, what up?
What's your name?
Lions. Oh, wow, rawr
Rawr
Have you seen those tiktoks where they're like like they have like yes days
So what happens is for the whole day you got to say yes
So that's what we'll do for this game. Whatever you say. I got to say yes, though
Yes, all right, I'm on my way
Oh people want me oh, I'm good. Oh, he's right behind me. Oh my gosh
He's right behind me. He's right behind me lying.
Something smells a little fishy.
How you doing?
Yeah, that's me. Friend.
Ow.
I didn't know that guy.
You want to go on the fabric school with me?
with me. I'm like a 5 people. Okay, let's go high five. I'm let's do it. Sorry. So are
Are you like, a single lion?
Are you multiple lion?
Oh.
Oh.
Ow.
They're hurting me.
Ow.
I have a plan.
Ow!
How did he see me in there?
It was invisible.
Oh my God, this person was a wolf.
Are they cheating?
You want to report them?
He left.
I thought it was such a good plan.
I'm in a bubble in a cloud of smoke in a bush.
I was like, I use an electricity gun.
That did not work.
I was dead immediately.
Dakota, thank you so much for three hat and mustaches.
I hope I'm so handsome.
So, so, so, so handsome.
Um, guys, he was not rude.
He was not mad.
It's just Fortnite.
I didn't do anything wrong, and he didn't do anything wrong.
We died, and he was like, oh, he was one, and then he left.
What are you talking about?
I'm walking here.
Well, thank you so much for the rain.
I hope you had a wonderful stream.
Why is the screen black?
It's just a weird bug.
I just go like that and then I'm back.
No, he was so annoyed at you.
Tell me read your comments. Like, oh my gosh, it was like so annoying.
Oh my gosh.
No, that was like a totally normal interaction when you like, I could have been talking like a normal person.
And that's exactly how that interaction would have gone.
You know that, right?
Anyways.
Let's see if this guy has a mic.
Um, you guys have the prediction I need me to do it because I'm pretty sure I had nothing.
Um, like, hello?
Oh my gosh, I'm like really nervous.
I didn't play Fortnite like all day, so.
Do you have like a mic?
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I'm getting so nervous.
Can you hear me?
Hi, bro.
Oh my gosh.
You sound shy too.
We could be shy together.
Okay.
My name's Brittany, by the way.
Oh my gosh cuz you study be calabin color get
You're so cool, okay
Are you being sarcastic? Oh, I was just confused. I got confused a lot
Can you push your mic like closer to your mouth?
Can't hear you.
It's that guy.
Oh my gosh, bad guy.
Oh, I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna hurt him.
Don't worry.
I don't need help.
I missed.
I missed again.
Oh my gosh, she's just like, oh my gosh, so good.
You like pinnacle lotto?
And getting caught in the rain?
I killed one.
Oh, actually, I'm going to out this guy to a one-edged path.
Why does that like that?
Oh, it's really hard.
Hey, where are you going?
Don't worry buddy he's to your right resin turn around turn to your right to your right to your right turn around turn around
Turn it up then AI TURN AROUND!
You have dingo berries for brands
Tart
To your right right there he was
You know hashtag do you
Honestly
Hashtag do you
Yeah, they're right there because they feel so silly, they're so silly.
What are they like you muted me?
I did.
Oh.
It's like we got up on the wrong foot.
Probably.
You should use your mouth.
Just run.
Just like...
This is so not cutie, oh my gosh.
You did phenomenal.
I'm really proud of you.
I hope you're doing better in your next game when you're not distracted by all my aura, okay?
I know, but I wasn't even going to be able to do it.
They were right there, Resing, right there, Resing, and I'm like, they're right there, Resing, and he shot the AI.
like he's right there. I'm like turn around turn turn around. And he was like, I'm gonna
shoot the AI, which is probably what we would all do. Right. If I was in Brittany was yapping
in your ear. But oh my gosh. Caleb, thank you so much for the follow appreciate you just Timmy,
H.J. Oh my gosh, y'all are incredible, amazing and awesome. If y'all are enjoying the Play With
Strangers segment, make sure to drop a follow. What do we think we do one more? Let's let's try
Let's try again.
Let's try again.
Okay.
That's what we got.
What do you mean?
You're lying.
What do you mean?
You're lying.
You're lying.
No.
Our M.J.
Is this Jens?
James, can you hear me?
Oh my god.
James, where are we dropping?
I heard you're turning my gun, James.
I have ears like a weasel, hmm.
How's your dad today?
It's been good.
Oh my gosh, I'm so happy to hear that.
You're James and my name is Bretney.
Together we will be undefeatable.
Okay.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah.
Are you nervous to play with me?
No way.
Oh, because my name's Britney.
Oh, it's like a name.
I know.
Ha, we'll go down the slide together.
Ow.
Whee!
Oh, um, Jeh.
Jeh, are you on vacation, school vacation yet?
Or like...
Not yet.
When do you take it?
I believe around me.
Oh gosh, for like summer break?
Yeah.
Wow.
That's it!
Zagos!
one time I went to school you're trying to trick me
yeah you're trying to change the phone okay come back they're never gonna
expect me yeah put this on but I completely natural yeah I love your
I'm going to get a pink tag.
Like red movers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're going to mantle her.
M mantle her?
M mantle her time?
100.
I got it.
Oh my gosh!
You're so cool!
Oh my gosh.
Good job.
Thank you!
You know, no one ever sent that to me before.
Uh-oh.
Yeah.
No one's like...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No one's like ever recognized my potential.
No, you're a slight.
I'm a sweat.
Do you want to know something so cool?
What's that?
When I kill people with this gun, my head spins around and it says, kiss me.
Look at the back of my head.
It's not so close.
Let's make this guy, literally,
make him read it in ways.
His crap in the bed.
You've never done that though, right Dems?
Um, I would think twice, I'm sure.
You said I'm gonna get scared.
Oh my gosh, this guy can run so fast.
Oh shoot.
200 and 19.
And we never saw that birdie again.
There's an alien over here.
Honestly, James, you're kind of stressing me out.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah, you should be.
I literally just got up out of care.
Well, that's the thing for your nose.
No, for my toenails, because I get like stress.
And when I get stressed, I get corns on my feet.
And those corns are literally, oh, Joseph.
Corns?
Yeah, they're like, they're like this, like,
cairns on my face.
Oh, I think, oh.
Do you have like a mom, dad, grandma, uncle, aunt,
brother, cousin, sister?
Yeah.
Yeah, ask them about it.
They've got them 100%.
Juicy corn.
Like fungus.
So basically what happens is your feet are like,
I really wish I could have been a farmer and so they grow these things called corns. Oh my gosh bad guy
I'm so talented oh
My god, I haven't hit a shot in 84 years if I'm being honest you should run away. I missed every shot
What's that with our thing?
I missed every shot in this whole game I know a secret place do you know about the part of
party or is it okay okay okay go outside that door no no no go back okay okay yeah yeah okay hold on the
party is right okay now keep going no yeah the house behind you house behind you yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then, and then keep going and then yeah, and then yeah, and then and then so you're right
You're so smart anyways corns um yeah, let me let me Google like
That's fine
No, they're like a small tender thickened area of the skin that develop on the top
and sides of the toes due to repeated friction or pressure, also from ill-treated shoes,
bone deformities, genetics, so then they just like get really rubbery.
Oh, and it comes from stress?
Yeah, like when you go like real stress.
Yeah, I'm their Joe's day.
My guess I'm from school.
You might guess I'm from school. You better be careful.
Or you're gonna have to go get pedicures with me.
That's really bad.
I'm pedigee.
Oh, better game, better game.
It's okay, stay strong.
I'm so strong right now.
Oh my gosh, that like a way to relac- car.
No way they find you.
Oh.
I'm throwing up hearts right now.
Oh my gosh.
You're so lucky.
Like
If you had out of pick up you could pick it up, but you know how about a pickup for like you
Because y'all have on a pickup
I don't know what to do with it.
Does school still make you like bring Valentine's Day cards for everyone in the class?
Um, well, I'm in high school and I don't really, not really, but like people walk around with like huge flowers and stuff.
Oh my gosh.
You should like totally do it.
You should like get like Spider-Man one.
I was doing like a bluey one.
Oh my gosh you should.
That would be so cool.
Oh I'm so cooked.
Yeah these guys are like really honestly being like bullies.
Kind of annoying.
So I'm assuming if your holiday is like Valentine's Day?
I literally love love.
Like all I can think about is love.
love. I'm good. Think about it. Okay. You go to school. It's Friday the 13th. You pull
up to your best friend. You're passing out the Louis Valentine's Day card. If you're
feel an extra sweet you could throw in like a little chocolate oh yeah what do
you say nothing sorry these like kisses like like the chocolate you know you
can't kiss people that's not fair like the chocolate yeah I can get them like
the extra extra from like homework I heard if you kiss people bad things
happen all over the world. That's why the world is so tragic because people will not
stop kissing and it's gross and nasty. But anyways, imagine, you'd be so sweet. You're
so nice, you're such a nice, you're such a, oh my god. We should gossip. Okay, what
know what's going on in the high school hallways coming coming coming coming
also this is broadcast on every live television everywhere so also yeah okay
No, no. Okay, wait, let me think.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that.
Honestly, all one time, I was eating a gona, right?
Right.
And there was a fight, I'm walking down, like, on my table.
And the teacher tried to like break it up. She was an old teacher.
Like, I think she was like 60, 70.
And um, they had her like, she was never getting up and the kid punched her and she got knocked out.
A literal child knocked out a 60, 70 year old woman?
She hasn't come to came back to school.
Oh, you said 67?
No, you said 67.
I said 647.
You said 67.
You said it.
You said it.
That's crazy.
I honestly don't know what I think those kids haven't seen those kids yet.
I was like,
You're not going to see those kids again.
They're literally impressed.
I was like the first week of December then that teacher that came back here.
I would have come back if a little child punched me in the face first of all.
You're like, you need your bag.
Do you need your bag enough to get used and abused by a 14 year old children?
I just say teachers should not break up ice. Let's not have it.
Oh, honestly you might be toast tea for that.
Yeah, it obviously happened. Let them go.
Come over here James. You violent peacemaker.
Have you got to fight?
Oh my gosh, one time I literally had to fight my parents.
They wouldn't give me my bag.
And I'm like, they're like, do something.
And I was like, you're not going to tell me to ruin my medicare.
Ride that and you'll get shielded.
And they were like, do it.
And I was like, don't talk to me like that.
And there was nobody there to break it off.
No one there to say it's her.
So I ripped that wig off my grandmother.
Oh, okay, that's...
What?
Yeah.
I think.
Well, it's like it's my fault that she wears a wig?
I mean, not necessarily.
but like you know like probably like how you sip of the coin thing how it's like
genetic that's what she probably has you think she has like genetic hair loss like
like of like corn
oh someone should die right next to me
yeah I'm fighting him he's one
crap let's fly
Oh my gosh, I like it love the ultimate it's not so
We have like AR MOVED.
Hmm, let me check.
No, I have like two floor, I think.
Do you want to say, can't you like my map?
I mean, my inventory doesn't work. I don't know why.
You're really becoming a burden.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You should be.
There you are here.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah come back here and never show your face in this time again and give me AR
am I literally have 40. How do you how do you shake your backpack?
Touch the up button up button. I'm on controller. Me too it doesn't work I promise you.
I feel like I'm lying. It only works when I'm playing builds.
Come on Ricky. What's the blows popsicle stand?
Meow.
Oh my gosh. What's happening? It's a solo go.
We got this. Here take that big pot.
Oh crap. Oh crap. Oh crap. He's behind us.
I think that's the solo. I don't think we bother him.
No. Oh, oh, oh. He's won! He's won!
Yeah, I was there in the bush. Oh yeah, totally dead. Bart!
Oh wait that's the bird from earlier that we had 1HG.
Oh.
Oh in the alien.
Oh.
Hey if you go to my body you have a fart cloud.
Oh.
I'm located.
True true true.
Land fast.
And then just, I would just wait.
They try to like get some hints on them.
True true true true true.
Ooh, just kidding. They have a lock on them.
They have a lock on them. I don't think you do it.
Hey, my name's Happy Happy Gal. Not Brittany, by the way.
Oh, that's a similar name.
Yeah, yeah, it's literally my name.
My name's Happy Happy Gal.
You're unfamiliar.
Yeah, I stream for night.
Oh, okay.
I would go look at that loop behind you.
Go look at that loop behind you.
Oh, oh crap. Oh, you're cooked. Oh, you're cooked
There's literally no shield there
You're hitting that you're hitting that oh
My gosh
Oh, I'm dead. I'm cooked. You just wait for your overshoot to come back
So, you literally did so good.
Oh my God.
Thank you.
Do you, do you have any like, Twitch or anything like that?
I have to talk on Instagram.
Hmm.
I want to, hold on just a second.
I want to give him V-Bucks, he has.
Do it through Instagram.
Okay, okay, let me mute.
Thank you.
Thank you so much, man, I hope you have a wonderful day.
You're welcome.
I apologize, same floor, happy happy girl on Instagram too.
Yes sir.
Okay.
All right, you enjoy the rest of your night.
Okay, you too.
Thank you.
Bye.
Bye.
What a nice, nice, nice, nice kid.
We're gonna send him some V-Bugs
for being such a good sport, for being amazing.
It's so hard, like with the conversational hearts,
I'm like, okay, how do I say any of these to a child?
It said kiss me and I was like, um, it was the perfect skin for that.
Perfect skin for that.
Um, of course he wasn't muted, but I told him not to repeat the word.
So he's got the word.
We'll send him some b-bugs.
What?
And we got the tea.
What do you mean a 67 year old woman got punched out?
I wouldn't go back to work either.
Um, no, thank you.
You're so sweet though.
I'm so grateful.
It's so cool to meet kids who aren't jerks, right?
So him saying that reminds me I have to yell at you guys as a community.
Can y'all lay off the gas?
And by y'all I mean maybe like 12 of you guys.
This is not everybody.
But listen, if I go you called me happy girl to y'all it's funny okay.
If someone else calls me happy happy girl it's fine.
It's fine.
We like we were at somewhere I don't know I was lurking in some kind of chat.
call me happy girl and then people like we're like girl girl you got a happy
girl oh oh and you like bit their heads off it's okay it's okay they don't know
they don't know they have no idea but don't do it here cuz I'll bite your
head off I'll bite your head off don't call me happy happy girl cuz I will
lay hands and not praying hands but if someone else does it it's fine okay
Um, yeah, payout was even if y'all didn't get that.
Um, girl and gal are the same thing, except they're not, except they're not.
I hate being called girl.
I feel like girl is so disrespectful.
I don't know, condescending.
I feel like I must have had like a really sour taste in my mouth growing up.
The only time girl was used was like very rudely and by people who definitely meant it to be disrespectful.
it to be disrespectful.
So I like it makes me angry, actually.
Like people are like, it's like buddy for guys.
Is it is buddy bad for guys?
Like, OK, buddy.
All right, buddy.
Yeah, buddy is like belittling, I think.
I think we're we're watching a show called 99 to beat.
And I think like this is a fully grown man with a mustache.
And they're like, you did so good, buddy.
Why are you talking to him like that?
Why'd you say that?
That's weird.
Like, don't do that.
But you rage bait your boyfriend by calling him bud.
All right bud.
Anyways, I use girl instead of how some people use, oh.
Oh, so yeah, but listen,
and I know it's not everyone's intentions.
I'm gonna do a like, well by the way,
I know it's not everyone's intention.
Some people use it like very like, hey girly pop,
hey girl, how you doing?
And like that can be very fun and silly.
Like I even do like, hey girl, hey.
But it's like, you know what I mean by what I mean.
You know, if you know, you know, if you don't, you don't.
But, and I'm glad you don't, okay?
You know.
Let's see if we have any more love or heart skin.
We'll use this one.
She's got love glasses, she's cute.
And then let's do a for back bling.
We don't have the one we unlocked yet because we have to restart our game.
I think maybe we will do one more.
Yes, we'll do one more.
And then I'll I'll get my husband to play some duos with me.
So I'll be fun.
Let me do this hydrate as well.
and then we'll be like, oh, this is one of my favorite backwards, just so perfect.
Oh, it's so perfect.
Yeah, I lay underneath the primes
And we still have come in summer and summer
You and me belong together
You and me belong together
Like old ice-tea
And we lay underneath the primes
And we still have come in summer and summer
Huh?
King, thank you so much for 25 gifts up.
Storky said thank you so much.
Oh my God.
Storky, will you say thank you so much to King?
Go crazy.
Why are you coming here purring you never do that
Holy moly King 20
I literally huh
Yeah, thank you. I can't um I can't yell with him. He freaks out pretty easy, but thank you King
Sturkey come purr for them
You can go. Thank you for coming and saying hi to us. Go ahead. And he's trying to lay
on my lap. Okay, so thank you seriously so much king. Oh my gosh, 10 more gifted subs.
What in the world are you doing? Dude, I really appreciate you blessing me,
blessing this community. We also have queen subbing three months in advance. Wait a minute.
Are y'all in love are y'all in love you're blessing me and you and you blessed each other
we got King and Queen and you're blessing the community holy crap on a stick bro oh my gosh
thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you you're incredible and
Danny with a thousand million bitties y'all make some noise for mr. and mrs. King and Queen
Oh my god
You're crazy. Oh my gosh, so here's the thing so grateful for that. This will be our last
playing with strangers with the conversation hearts and we'll see how that goes.
And you guys are doing great on the like.
Well, thank you so much to everyone watching on every platform.
Thank you for all the love.
Thank you for all the gifted subs.
You guys for subbing, re-subscribing.
Thank you for the six months from Lila and Queen Shuda.
I really appreciate you guys so much and I'm sorry.
If I miss or when I miss literally any blessing, I wish I could see all of
it, but I'm over here trying to make you laugh a little bit.
That's all.
And then if you're watching on YouTube, you guys can hit the subscribe
button to follow. You could the thumbs up for a like. Um, we're going to do what?
Like I said, we're going to do one more conversation. Heart, Strangers,
math and see how that goes. And, uh, then we're going to play some games with
Pookie. And then, oh, it's the other thing I was going to say, Oh,
Stork. Stork is getting neutered next week. So please pray for me and for
him, I guess. Yeah. He needs to be prayed for. Yes. But also pray for
for me because I have such a hard time like dropping them off and leaving them anywhere.
It really stresses me out. It makes me very emotional. It's very traumatizing. I don't
like it and I'm going to be an emotional wreck that day and I'm going to try to hold
it together but I will not. I'm going to say that right now. I'm not going to be
okay that day.
Oh, really, I'm not.
Hi, how are you?
Holy shit, that was loud.
I'm sorry.
I was all muted and whatnot, so I didn't know.
I didn't mean to come in hot like that.
Yeah, you're alright, bro.
You're yawning, are you okay?
Yeah, just a little bit later, man, but it would have been a couple of hours.
You're going to be in a couple of hours.
All right.
We were you like you got like a goal, like I'm going to win X amount of games
and then get off and go like I'm going to win.
Jesus Christ.
That was loud.
You talked about me loud.
You blown out this place here.
Yeah.
You can go wherever you want to.
All right.
I don't know, man. That's a lot of dead gun pressure, man.
I'm over here like...
Oh, man.
Sandy strip, that basically freaks me.
Yeah, let's do it, man, but you don't have to hug me
on the way down. I'll tell you what.
This place scares me.
What are you laughing about, bro?
What are you...
I have no clue what you're saying.
And hug me on the way down, brother.
What you not understanding and brought into my arms
and braced me?
I don't know about that one, chief.
Um, there's like 15 teams here probably gonna die for it.
Nah, you got this, you got this, brother.
I'm laying on this Taco Bell sign and see what's going on.
Hey, promise me one thing, if we die, uh, you'll play with me again.
You can, yes, sure.
Can you grab me a case of Rito or a Taco Bell, though?
A case of Rito.
Yeah, man.
Where are the yourselves?
Brother, I got one bullet in my shotgun.
help me I got a max bump when he's coming I hit it but I did not max bump I
repeat I did not max bump those are my bones my bones so I'm trying to find
my leather cuffs and okay what you mean I'm a grown man my ears my ears can
handle this you know my I would absolutely
Love that I would love that you are so sweet brother. Oh my gosh. I love you
What we looking at what we looking at what's the danger level happening out here
uh they're real over here cracks why did they die in front of the team cracks why they're dead why
what are you yapping about brother you're just throwing words out into the air it's the lingo
recipe that all the kids are saying that is a real team on me yo all right come to daddy i got you
brother no for real for real come this way come this way uh wow god's green earth would you
You take a wing soup in front of two people's faces.
The condoms, bro, help me.
Yeah, do that, do that.
117 in them.
Sounds unnecessary.
Why they treat you like that?
They're mean, brother.
I mean condomskins.
Brother, you had all the dadgum movement.
What am I going to do in this situation?
Mm, run.
with what precisely she's got her hex on what's up yeah yeah don't you ever
disrespect my Betty my Betty teammate like they ever again good job thank you
big dog I think you're glitch underneath this whip oh crap oh crap oh my gosh you
just gotta believe in yourself over nothing you're wearing right oh my that's
my best friend oh my gosh thank you boo love you bye I won't even know bro I
I know I can get door dash and thinking for my
You order that though. I ordered that order up
That guy remembers my face
I'm gonna run by his time
Brother you're my friend you're my best friend
What you going on about you y'all in my ear one more time
up and watch that big booty breweries up in this thing he loves you look at that
that's for you you ain't seen this man yeah chicken legs he could be fixed you
know me I could fix them you know what would fix this chicken legs a little
hugs and kisses little XO you know I'm lying it's getting enough motivation for
me a little hugs and kisses would fix you look at the fucking zone too it's
hard my gosh oh my gosh we're falling in love right now come here come here hug
me hug me they're coming to kill you again let me pop this shit but we were
quick I was at the k-pop one yeah unfortunately
this is your skill level out here you got it okay
I will always protect you. Brother you couldn't steal my heart if you tried.
Oh right. That's a challenge though. I don't know, I don't think I'm up for the
challenge. I'm gonna pop this. Actually, let's just put this boss. I'll get the
Okay, but gives on them shotgun
What'd you say
You were scared okay, you could have made it
You made her drop it like it's all mine
Yeah, we're looking the mirror you look at yourself and you're prepping yourself for the day and you're like
I got to be strong. I got to be brave. I got to be pink. I got to be
prepared
Yeah, I prepared
You ever say those things to yourself?
Oh, you're one of them
You wanted them like once a day
I try like once a month maybe.
If I'm feeling, if I'm feeling familiar.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I'm familiar with your kind, real familiar.
Actually, the government made us start brushing our teeth so we could get like fluoride in
our mouths, and like it actually causes like some diseases, like if you start not brushing
them, you know, it'll work itself out eventually.
Wait, are you in a bush right now?
No.
I'm not.
No, like a bush is covering surrounding your body.
It's not, no.
Get it off.
Yeah, but like let's pretend that these bushes are like ten full hats.
And we're in our bunker right now because the aliens are trying to get us.
And the government wants to get us.
And you know what else they try to put into us?
What is it?
uh uh uh static electricity through our telephones am i right bestie they be in
there just messing with our electro activities yeah i've seen so live in
israel and he's trying to get into our brains through our cell phones it's true
yeah yeah you got this man i love you yeah man of course uh do you want to get
to zone or are you brother i don't know man you're gonna have me i'm gonna
to be wired all night you're gonna you got me all my brain thinking things you
ever thought things before no it doesn't happen often with me you crazy man a
A bush inside of a bush that's bush section
No, I'm just it's cold man. I got the cold
You got the cold I got a cold whatever you call it. I just asked if you were sick
Now you're up here trying to kiss all up on me and you got the blues back up brother. Give me some personal space. I
Think you were trying to be like look at my non fluoride mouth
Let me put it on yours, and I'm like whoa back up brother
You can't be catching me would with natural chompers
Right, I don't want to see what you got going on up there probably hepatitis the whole entire alphabet. You know I'm saying I
I don't even know where does that's not even English for you don't even have nothing brother
you don't even have nothing all right buddy okay buddy what you talking about
uh do you want to head up on one of these mountains try to see if you can pull zone
uh yes I would like that you're really lucky if you could get zone I was already people in a
Bunker right there. Maybe not. I don't know. Hold on. Are you in that bunker or another fighting up stuff there?
Hold on
Okay
Excuse me. That was not
That was kind of weak to be honest. I could be one better. Let's hear it. Ah
What you thinking?
Is that like on command yeah, brother I can do whatever you want, brother. Oh, like watch
That is crazy bro, we're all gonna be here like live live peace
Numbers
They got a car in there, too.
They have a car?
Yeah.
There's people flying behind us.
Be careful.
All right, brother.
Let's go.
40, 65.
I don't have an AR right now.
That's embarrassing.
Blow that.
Just shoot into that bush and then we'll blow them up.
Oh my dang.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Interesting.
These guys are cheating.
AR, bro.
They are bro. You gotta ban them if you're powers bro.
The power you hold, you gotta ban them.
Do I have powers? That I'm... they just heal you?
They're giving me a shield.
They're giving us mormick signals in my cousin Ricky at the family barbecue month.
Told you bro, you're powerful. You're old power.
He'd be shooting a wanker on my bro first bro. We can't be doing that first.
What's your freaking pets name bro? Angel baby, interesting.
talk to me like that and you're gonna have me for dinner we're gonna have you
gonna have to make me some of that what you make good what you make good
uh craft macaroni you gonna have to make me some craft macaroni and cheese for
dinner
blow that dad dumb car up
i think we have a friend right here
I don't know why I've been here with him you like all at once those weird bro they know they know about you
yeah yeah bro I'm actually a really big streamer so they're not the stream snuck in there right now
Do you do that kind of stuff?
No
You got to get real job names. You can't be out here
Yeah, the streamers honestly they're gross really just need to like get it outside get it out
They give me the it honestly like what do they can contribute to society other than
Yeah, yeah, especially if you're like streaming on take talk. That's just weird
I just you like take talk is like the lowest form of life
Exactly. Oh my gosh. I bet telling everybody this girl. Wait, we're just having a crush.
I don't know you need to lock in. Listen here love, you ain't gonna get nothing from me.
Oh my gosh, what's that? What was that noise? I'm scared. I'm scarier than a broken railroad
with a freight train coming at me at 9,500, 599, 590, down to a high degree, brother.
There's a lot of loot back here. You got a lot of time. I'm playing back there. Go get it.
I hit a dead gum tree. I'm gonna need you to oh my gosh. It's a one kick.
Oh, he's stressing me out.
I tried to throw that ahead. Oh right there. He's a bush.
Oh, that's my friend.
I just murdered him unfortunate. Oh my I will never be the same
You just got traumatized
Dude, I didn't think I had that in me, but then here I am
I'll carry on this legacy. I'll be a bush for the rest of the game
Yeah, but can you answer to the name Jesus as well?
Probably not a big name to live up to
there's oh my gosh run get out of my way you dingle bearer
my dad's huh you're blocking me have you ever been in love before no man
girls you got they got like cuties oh yeah true that honestly what are they
even good for cleaning my dishes like in the kitchen where you belong then it
could cook you see the some barrels over there go over there mr. Bush man
they'll never even notice you're just a little bush just think about all the
like make yourself like a little Disney short movie you know and just like
the air is one HP 97 white what you think I'm lying why'd you say that you
grunt I know like you've really been I got a backache over here all your
friends are just you're just lining up the kills for you barely you're not
even working for it you're just jealous because you're not my favorite you need
to kiss my honey I'm okay honestly I wouldn't even mean that I don't know why I said where
they at I'm gonna tell her to you whoa 19 damage he's hurt we should push I don't know
you can say we are going to come to this you think you're so smart do you have any wilds
they're driving right in front of the car yeah blow it up in the butt blow it up in the
right there all right we're gonna walk up walk up walk it out all right see
Minnesota watch out you got heels you got heels remember that big boy I asked
you to go get and you didn't get 104 that gun will you what do you do for
like we're like a living life. What are you up to? Oh my God. Skids look good. I'm scared.
He's an enemy skater. It a mommy. It a mommy. I don't know. It's a TV TV one. That guy's
a solo. What the heck did you just like someone like us like not like it snuck me from somewhere.
I don't know what happened. That was weird.
What in the fart?
What in the fart?
That was very strange. I don't know what's on your feed.
All right, well, if you want to play again, you can.
But if not, I'm going to ship with Brandon.
I mean, would you, how would you rate this experience on a scale from 1 to I love you?
I'd say like a 6 or a 7 maybe?
All right. All right.
So so you would say like like you and me
With the dream team
Probably not it did pretty bad there. You actually were terrible if I'm being honest
But you know I was nervous so so nervous why were you nervous man?
Because you fucking streaming on tiktok you weirdo
You don't know who I am
You don't know nothing.
Oh no, he separated.
No way to let this guy win.
Oh, bet my best friend, he was nervous!
Later teammate.
Happy Valentine's Day from Betsy Luanne to you.
You weirdo.
I was trying to find ones that I hadn't done yet.
Because I keep getting like this.
And then I keep getting this or just yes, so I was like trying to find ones I couldn't find or that I haven't done yet.
There's some that are double sided. I like that. I really want to eat one of these so bad.
Oh gosh. Swallow it. Then I wouldn't be eating it. What are you talking about?
KK, thank you so much for the hydrate.
You're such a doober, Dan.
Just swallow it.
Thank you for this hydrate.
I appreciate it.
Why don't you eat the ones you've already done?
I can't eat any of them because I have my teeth in.
Guys, get it together.
If my teeth are in, I cannot eat.
I have to take my teeth out if I want to eat.
The only thing I can have is water, water.
Or I have to take my teeth out and then eat
and then brush my teeth and then put my teeth back in.
Am I doing that?
No.
Alrighty.
Did I just glitch?
Alrighty.
Let's go ahead and do this like well.
I'll try to put my shirt in.
I don't think it's worth it for candy.
Oh wait, worth it.
So, he knew who I was the whole time?
What a cool dude.
How about when I just went back there almost slipped in film?
mom eats with her dentures in. They're not actually dentures. People who have
dentures can typically eat with their dentures in. These aren't dentures, Chad.
They're not. You think I'm out here just raw-doggin' it and just like eating with
my gums? No! No! Y'all are so silly. Don't call them teeth in? Why? That's what I like
to call them. I gotta go take my teeth out. That's what I like calling them. Just start
the rumors. Whatever. I give up. Whatever. I wear a wig and my teeth are fake. What
What are we going to do next?
What's next my butt?
Alrighty, Beard has some breaking news for you guys really quick.
He's going to tell us some things that even I don't understand so I'm going to get him
in here and we'll see.
It's fake!
Of course it was fake!
He he he.
Here he is.
It's gonna be like the blue little, like, you know, like when we got a I don't even know how blue search bars come up in the comment sections of videos, but my most common one is like happy, happy gal in Ninja.
But like that's what's gonna come up next is like happy happy gal
BBL
Controversy here's
Alrighty, what's going on baby?
So happy is brought me here because she does know the news she just is she doesn't want to bring you the news
I'm not saying
She said
I don't know nothing. I don't know nothing whatever he's about to say. I I did not know this full time
I never had an idea. I'm about to be just as surprised you were.
Okay, so I guess she'll be very surprised when I say we are ending Twitch.
This is usually where we would end the stream, but we will be ending Twitch and we will be
strictly only on YouTube for about another hour. We're gonna do another hour.
What?
Because we'll be on YouTube.
No way!
Are you mad?
No, I'm very excited. I just want to know why.
Well, the reason why, yeah, because we just hit 600,000 followers on YouTube. So we just hit 600,000 subscribers on YouTube. So we're going to do a bonus hour there on on on YouTube. So we just hit 600,000 subscribers, which is followers on YouTube, which is huge, a huge accomplishment and huge milestone.
So what we're gonna do is a bonus hour on YouTube.
So of course we just hit our four hour mark here on Twitch,
which would normally kind of be like,
all right, let's wrap it up, let's call it a night,
and I'll see you tomorrow.
But instead, we're gonna do a bonus hour on YouTube.
And for people who are about to be like,
no boo my channel points,
which as I'm saying it, I'm reading,
this is a bonus hour,
and we wanna make sure we're showing love,
support and growing everywhere on every platform.
because like imagine we lost Twitch tomorrow, right?
So we wanna make sure we're spreading the love.
Our eggs are in everyone's basket.
Maybe not, maybe that's not a good analogy,
but if you wanna go over there and support us,
that would mean a lot.
If you don't, I get it, I guess, I understand.
And technically you guys are eggs
and we wanna bring you eggs into the-
Your egg heads, the bunch of egg heads, yeah.
We're going to bring you guys into the YouTube basket.
And so we have a little hour over there, play some duos.
Might even do, I think for the final game,
we might do a custom where it'll be just like regular duos.
That'd be fun.
We'll just say the code out loud.
But yeah, we're going to be only on YouTube.
We'll do the verse of the day over there as well.
And we'll continue to dance.
We'll keep the lightbulbs on.
TikTok will continue to stay on for the lightbulb purposes.
But we do ask if you're able to watch on YouTube, watch on YouTube,
and there's a horizontal and a vertical version on YouTube.
So happy we'll show you whatever one you want to watch on.
I'm sure.
Watch on.
We have a horizontal live stream on YouTube and a vertical live stream.
So if you're watching on Twitch, you probably want to watch the horizontal version.
And make sure whenever you click into it, you choose 1080p,
because a lot of times this is what YouTube sucks about.
Tell them what the P stands for.
Tell them what the P stands for.
It'll pixels.
And they automatically put you in automatic.
So you have to put it to 1080p.
Make sure you watch it in the best version.
Tell them what pixels stand for.
Virtual visuals.
Guys, what it is is to make it more better for your eyes.
Okay?
So you're asking me to do stuff and I don't know.
Yeah, I want you to show them the horizontal version of YouTube and the vertical version of YouTube.
Did I do it right? Did I do it right?
Yeah, yeah, so there it is. But that's not where they'll be set to, so you have to start over.
That's not where, that's not what those two are.
Okay, Perri! And okay, Perri! And so that's what you need to do. You need to go to YouTube, you need to type in happy happy gal.
When you type in happy happy gal, you need to make sure you click into my profile here on YouTube.
Then once you click on my profile here on YouTube, you're going to go to Live, because you want to find my Live.
and then these are both the options.
One is vertical and one is horizontal.
Does that make sense?
You'll probably want to watch the horizontal one,
but if you want to watch vertical, that's fine too,
but if you're going to watch vertical,
you might as well watch the top of it.
Up to you.
You're so greedy, LOL.
Shannon, what did I do?
We're celebrating 600K,
so we're going to go celebrate YouTube tonight.
Why am I greedy?
How am I greedy?
I'm literally, look at all of this
that I haven't even put in my mouth
And you're calling me greedy?
I have so much self discipline.
Because I'm hoping these are sour
and I just, I need them.
I want them so bad.
My, if I was greedy, would I do this?
Here, you can have one.
Here.
You can have.
Psych.
What if I just lick one?
What if I just lick it?
And then, no, because then the sugar's on my,
that sugar on my tongue.
All right, go ahead and click into the horizontal one.
I don't know which one that is.
The one with more viewers.
This is vertical.
Yep, that one has less viewers.
So this one, this is vertical.
Shut up.
This one's horizontal.
And then this is what he's talking about.
This little wheel, you click this, quality,
and then you want to put it in the highest quality
so you can see it better.
And I'm not all fuzzy.
Okay, so this is what we're doing.
There's so many of me.
It's like happy, yeah.
Pookie and I are gonna play some more games together.
We're gonna do a custom lobby through YouTube.
We're gonna keep having fun.
We're just gonna spend a little bit of time over there.
It's just like hang out with the people
who do watch me on YouTube
and then also maybe find some more friends
that are over there.
Maybe you guys will find you prefer it over there
or maybe I don't know.
There's actually a lot of people that watch on YouTube.
We typically average almost a thousand viewers
on just the horizontal version.
I think a lot of people that watch on YouTube
are ones that just put it on their TV.
So they just cast it from YouTube to their TV
and that's what they watch on.
Yeah.
All righty.
So you tell them what they need to do.
You guys gotta go from Twitch to YouTube.
We're about to end.
But we're still going to be live.
I'm on YouTube right now, period.
Yeah, let's do it in a game
Is yours also doing this loading screen thing or what what's going on?
Kind of annoying
Yeah, but I'm not it's not biased, so I'm not gonna say bye. I don't know why y'all are saying bye
Go back to bunny 20. Yeah, I'm doing that right now. Why are y'all saying bye?
That's what I'm trying to figure out
If you have anything you should be saying, hi, happy, hi.
And then I'll go ahead and grab the YouTube chat so you can read the YouTube chat.
Okay.
And I'm going to go ahead and try to do this like, well, even though I think that there's
the game.
Yep.
Okay.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Pretty sure that's what kids do when they're moving.
That's a big fat just just didn't it knit that's a big fat just just didn't it knit
That's a big fact just joke, okay?
Um, on our way to the beach, each, let's go get away.
Die? Die? Anytime I do anything tech it literally gives me hemorrhoids, I get so scared.
Alright, are you getting the chat up for me?
Let me talk to them?
Yeah, we got into a game too quickly.
I know, that's what I'm saying.
Um, oh wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, everyone call a girl.
Sorry, didn't mean to make it a little motion like that.
All right.
And then I'm going to go ahead and pull up the tube and I'm closing the Twitch chat by Twitch.
Oh, wait.
10 gifted subs right here.
Oh, where?
10 gifted.
OK, I didn't have it on my screen.
Chris, it's me.
Oh my gosh, with what?
I've got to mute really quick.
Chris, it's me with 27, 25, 23, 19.
Chris, you sound a lot of gifted subs.
And I'm so sorry.
I miss that the first go round
about singing goes up the W's like it's high.
We got the gift.
This up after this up after this up also Nixon with 10 gifted.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, Nixon.
And Chris with like a good.
Julian.
Oh, when the pimps try to get at you, Chris says, I think not, Chris says, I think not.
And they try to catch an attitude.
Chris says, I will punch you in your jaw, punch you in your jaw, punch you in your
jaw.
Thank you as well, Nickson for the 10 gifted and Chris, holy smoke.
What are you doing?
What do you want?
Hello!
My-oo!
Just look into my eyes, okay little bunny rabbit?
Don't even- oh crap.
Wait!
Where'd she-
the bot builder where'd she go the bot builder no you killed her before I even
I didn't even know who they were okay thank you so much for the gift of
time seriously I appreciate you so much baby you need to go hide in a corner
and get me my chat. I feel lonely. I feel lonely. Mr. Lonely. I feed on you. Hmm. What's
the vibe guys? I feel like the vibe is not real.
Alright and we also gotta finish this like, oh my gosh it is real! It's real and I miss
every shine!
Is it real?
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
It's not real.
bad it was actually really embarrassing I miss every single shot are you so glad
that you guys were able to see that live from your living room somehow people
will go if you're not really good at the game you shouldn't stream you'll
never be a streamer if you're not good at fortnight you're not good at the
video game you play you're not gonna make it and then there's me. It's not one.
I could, uh, black, um, hero.
Yes.
And then there's me.
Ah!
Whoa.
All right.
Is the chat good there for you?
Um, yeah.
I can read. I can read. I can read.
They're all yelling me about ads right now, so that's perfect.
Well, the ads on YouTube are skippable, so.
And if it's not skippable, then they last, like, less 15 seconds or less.
15 seconds or less? Or you could skip them. Please don't yell at me.
I'm gonna cry. Hot diggity dog with the-
The ads are the least on YouTube over any other platform.
I guess over, not TikTok, TikTok has none.
Yeah.
Okay, so I lifted the weight, I have a gold MK.
You've been muted this whole time, babe,
but I wasn't able to hear you this whole game.
Oh.
Well, I lifted the weight and got a gold MK.
Nice, make sure you get at least 1500 gold.
Okay. You can get a gold weapon.
Oh, I'm trying to get from 1,000.
I'm trying to get from 1,000.
We're on top of the mountains.
they're real okay just keep that in mind isn't it
bop bop bop bop bop guys give me just a second and I'll finish doing the like
well okay but it's gold rush right now and there's bad guys outside and I'm not
full HP so what I'm thinking is I get up enough gold to buy health and to get
like I don't know what gold tool shotguns maybe a gold pump
Oh, oh, oh, shuck away, shuck away. Take it, take it, take it.
Logo, thank you so much for following what just happened. What do you mean? What happened?
Alright, I am officially ending Twitch.
Oh, okay, love you, love you, didn't even know you were still here. I'm sorry.
That was your last chance to come over to YouTube. We're still gonna be live on YouTube, so see you over there.
Or see you tomorrow.
lit lit up right now yes I have many of them okay but they're not gonna push