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Today's the day. Today's the one about it. Today is Christmas.
Today we're going to be doing some real good things.
You already know what it is. It's such a delicious time.
We're live. We're alive.
And I hope everyone's having a great one.
This morning, no matter where you are in the world,
I hope you're feeling the festivities of the season
because it's Christmas so Christmas.
That's right ladies and gentlemen, we're live, we're live.
And Jacinta is here.
Jacinta Abbey.
I have no idea.
That's right, folks.
We're live, we're alive, and I hope everyone's having a great one.
We are Christ maxing we're Christmas maxing
We are Santa maxing you already know what it is you already know what's up
Not the OJ Simpson gloves. Yeah, the gloves are a little too small every time I get
Any sort of costume no matter how big it is the gloves are always like a little out of
Yeah, they just don't fit but it's fun if you don't fit if the gloves don't fit you must have quit
In any case, I hope all of you have been good boys.
I hope you've all been on the good list, the nice list, and not the naughty list this year.
We actually, well, Morgan had a fantastic idea to incorporate that as a matter of fact, all of the socialism.
But before we get to socialism, okay, and many of you might be asking what that is, you know, this is the part of the broadcast where I tell you about my personal news.
what's going on in the world of a San Jose Navi Piker. And of course, it's 11
oh seven am here in California Los Angeles. It is currently 62 degrees and
mostly cloudy. It's been raining quite a bit. As a matter of fact, it was
raining so bad that there was a there was an issue. There was an actual
issue with the internet yesterday but as you guys already know you know rain or shine we grind
obviously I'm still streaming I'm streaming every single day throughout the holidays you already
know what it is for those who are looking to do something who you know might not be able to get
it together with family and all that good stuff. Or someone who's just simply looking
for a little bit of entertainment in their lives to cut through the monotony. In any
case, Merry Christmas everybody. What is from the standpoint of water is what I would
describe California, yes. Also, also, also, also. This is part of the broadcast where
where I tell you about my personal news. Okay. You and Van were hilarious yesterday. Dude. I know
Van, one of the best guests I've ever had on this broadcast. He was so perfect. He was so
perfect. He was so, he was so dialed in. He was so good. I love having guests like that.
When you get like a pure entertainer, when you get a pure entertainer on,
one. It'd be like that, you know what I mean? Where you can tell like you get actors, you
get activists, you get, you know, all kinds of different people on the broadcast, but
like sometimes you get somebody who just like doesn't understand this dynamic too well,
but it doesn't matter. Just locks in and starts, you know, starts throwing up jokes
over and over again. And it was fantastic. I love Van. I mean, I love, I already, you
know, I always thought Van was really fucking cool regardless. But I was very excited to
do this collab with him already. But you see your opt getting called the fuck out
in a dinner. Oh, I did see this video. Yeah, every year.
Jake impression that was there is here. You guys, you don't want to talk to
Magga. You don't want to talk to Magga. You just want. Oh, I'm pure viewer metric show
that of 8,000 viewers, 3000 or bots. Is that what the viewer metric show? How are you?
How are you making that viewers metrics? There's currently 13,000 people in the chat
and the actual number is 11,000 so I think your viewer metrics are wrong my
friend it is pretty funny to think that like not only am I bought in but it's
like you this is how you choose them this is how you choose to spend your
Christmas that's kind of sad brother like currently we don't even have we
have more chatters in here than we have viewers because it hasn't caught
up yet. So, if there are viewer metrics that you're looking at, it would actually show that
there are more people in here than those who are being shown in the overall viewer count.
Sarah Link Games, thank you for the 10 gift-as-subs. In any case, ladies and gentlemen, please
sauce I need is my mom's kind of homeless. Okay, I'm gonna, uh, I'm not gonna do this.
Yeah, I'm not gonna do the socialism stuff yet. I'm gonna do it in a little bit, right?
But, uh, but yeah, I was talking about my personal, yeah, Van on
pure. I'm so pure. I'm so right. That's not the way you get through the people.
That's not the way you make friends with people. Oh, I'm so right. I'm the person.
I
That was really good the the jank impression was really good
good. Janks gave it fuck it Janks giving twice this year. There were good clips and
combos. Yeah. What is hanging out of Kaia's mouth? Is that rule? There's nothing hanging
out of Kaia's mouth. What are you talking about? I can't see. There's nothing in her
mouth. It could be her little Christmas collar thing, though. Wasn't St. Nicholas
That makes you Biblically correct, Santa. Yeah, exactly.
The clip about Bernard Claus, that one did numbers too, I think.
Have you seen the AAA Mario thing blow up? Yeah, I did. It was so good.
Dude, I'm going to be honest. That was so good. I feel like the person who made that,
The person who made this triple A, the triple A Mario clip had deep, deep disdain for triple
A titles like the walking simulators, you know, like it just, I did such a good clip.
Nintendo is going to come after them.
Why?
This literally praises Nintendo.
key. This actually celebrates Nintendo's game design and directly shits on all of the other
like Western devs and the way that they, the way that Western devs make video games. This
is Nintendo praise chatter. This is the best part of, this is the best kind of Nintendo
praise I've ever seen as a matter of fact. Nintendo already killed the guy who made it.
a matter, Nintendo's like Voldemort, maybe. Where were we? Where were we? What was I talking
about? Oh yeah, personal news wise. Yeah. Into the broadcast. Into the broadcast. A whole
family was here. Uncle Chunk, Weigert was here. Some friends and, you know, the extended
family. We all got together. We had some barbecue ribs. Delicious. We exchanged gifts with one
another. I got some crazy gifts this year. My mom made a copy of all of the news articles
that I'm in this year, apparently. She downloaded all of them and put them into one big book,
I think it's like 180 pages, which is crazy. It's not done yet. She gave me a, she gave
me a, just the, just like the first half of it. And it doesn't feature like the free press
and stuff like that. I don't think that, I don't think it features like the hate ones,
you know? So it's probably, if you would incorporate the hate ones, it's probably
like more longer than that anyway. Regardless. Yeah, I got the the one
piece poster framed up. I got this little all different kinds of dogs is one of
those like what's this I forget what the brand is called but what is this called
again. It's like the labubu of drinking containers. Stanley, I think is a Stanley, I don't know.
Azan has fallen for consumers of no New York Post. No, I have it right here.
Look at that.
No, New York Post. Of course, I got the New York Post on me. So, yeah, that's where we're at. You got to retire the GTA posters. I can't retire the GTA posters. GTA posters of significance for me. I might switch up the posters behind me a little bit.
it. But would you get for others? I went crazy, dude. For the for the niece. She already had
the niece and the nephew both had like, like a little wishlist already. So, you know, DIY
art tools. And then for the nephew, just a bolt load of Rams gear. I did not get him
I don't know. I don't know what his name. I forget his name, but there's another, you
know, stuff like that.
Um, L Rams. I want to, I think the Pukinacua jersey would have been funny because he's
so tapped in. He's so tapped in. He, I mean, first of all, of course he wants a Pukinacua.
Um, cause you know, he's the Rams fan and also as a Rams fan, of course, he's like,
he thinks Puka's the Puka's an incredible wide receiver.
Um, but, uh, yeah, I mean, he's really good and he was, we were talking about the whole
like, Oh, did you see the controversy? And he was like, yeah, but he didn't know any better.
He was like, he did the young thug. He don't got internet. Basically. He was like,
like, Oh, Puka don't got internet. He doesn't know any better. It's fine. Yeah. He don't
got internet. He just does not understand what that was about. Speaking of which we will
be talking about Aiden Ross. Cause I do think he has a very unique perspective that I find
fascinating. Um, that's what I was spending my, my Christmas, uh, doing. I was sending
Felix Aiden Ross clips. And, uh, yes, I saw the clavicular situation. I'll be
talk about that too. But, you know, I'll be, Aiden Ross actually low key is having a very
interesting, he's doing something very interesting that I find fascinating. And I'm going to
I'm going to bring it out. I'm going to talk about it. And it's like Aiden Ross low key.
Aida Roslochi has actually figured out the appropriate way to be conservative, reactionary,
and Jewish at the same time in a way that Ben Shapiro can't, and in a way that Dave Portnoy
cannot as well. He is the most consistent person in this battle, and it's a really,
really interesting take that he has that I find very funny. So we're going to talk about that.
This is going to be a rare and very unique Aiden Ross, not praise necessarily, but Aiden
Ross recognition of consistency moment. And we'll get into that in a second. But
can you please stand next to and dance with the ethnic senate just so we can get a gift?
No, because I don't want to, my leg hurts. And my Kirk hurts too, it's crazy. So
So what is this nice list 2025 how to get on nice list how to get on nice list Reddit
nice list no waiting period good days to do from home virtuous behavior is easy virtuous
behaviors easy Reddit cool resale value call resale value 2025 guy who falls into the alt
right pipeline because he has a hard time selling the coal he got for Christmas because
no one is burning coal anymore.
Yeah, other than that, I watched L for the first time ever.
I watched L for the first time ever, but that was good.
And I need to out,
punk, shaky Gergo a little bit here.
That man is a straight up goober, dude.
Okay.
I, like he was literally,
He was cackling
Okay, he was like the entire family's watching elf and he's losing his mind when when will Farrell burps
Like when he belches, he just lets it out
He was dying. I was like, bro. What the fuck like sure. It's funny
But god damn like he walks in will Farrell elf walks into what is it gimlets or whatever?
it's like Macy's doesn't even exist anymore and they spray him in the mouth with a perfume
and he lost his mind. He lost his mind just like straight up belly laughter, guffaws, cackling
like a hyena. It was so funny. It was so funny watching him just like experienced
this movie for what I assume is like the 50th time in his life. Can't even enjoy shit
No more without Mr. Max like Max left swollen ankles calling you out. It's just yeah. He was sober
He was totally sober
He just loves the fucking movie. He just loves how funny it is and I thought it was a funny movie, too
I thought it was very cute. It was very funny. Um, I had some, you know
I had some canonical improvements like not to get all agenda piece with it
but you know, there were some inconsistencies that must be addressed but
But other than that, it's always funny watching movies from like the 90s and early 2000s where
you have this book agent or this book publisher and a child's book publisher is, child's book
publisher is basically insanely wealthy by today's standards.
It's funny to watch.
For me it's very funny to see stuff like that where you got like a guy, you got a guy who
is a, who is a book publisher of children's books and he's not the director of the FBI.
You know what I mean?
I'm like, that's crazy.
Cause that's usually what happens in, in this day and age in 2024, 2025, when you publish
children's books, you become the director of the FBI.
Ironically enough.
Um,
Um,
is absolutely not a real concept. Even back when the movie came out, yeah,
it's just funny to see like him in this Manhattan penthouse almost with this
family. And, and he's this like vicious.
He's this vicious book publisher of children's books. And that's why he's on
the naughty list. Um,
anyway, cute movie overall, Peter Dinklage had a great,
great role in it, by the way, very cool. But yeah, Elf, great movie, 10-10, you know, great
Christmas movie. I certainly had a bunch of Christmas, I asked my niece if she still believes
in Santa Claus and the whole room went silent. And it's like, and she doesn't, but like
They made it seem as though I was like doing this, this major thing where I was like,
what if I was like ruining her Christmas or something? And it's like, yo, she's like 12. Why the fuck?
She doesn't believe in, she's 12, man. She's, okay. She's 13. Actually it's not even 12. She's 13.
Why would she believe in Santa Claus at the age of 13? And she doesn't. She did. It's not
even marginal at that point not to get all done i'm from with it but like it's not even marginal
at that point at age seven it's marginal the worst thing is i mean i okay
i didn't even ask her if she believed in santa claus i actually said something even worse than
that I said how many years ago did you stop believing in Santa Claus like I
didn't even leave any room for like that was my entry point into the
conversation I just turned to her and I was like why don't you stop believing
in Santa Claus what a grinch move the Jewish kids down the block told me Santa
wasn't real when I was seven that's crazy this is this is where this is when I this
is when my anti-semitism started the Jewish kids down the block told me saying
isn't real okay to be fair to the Jewish kids down the block your your
Christian ass is getting fucking showered with gifts and they have to
sit there and get like you know toothbrush and and shit like that for
eight days, I would be ruining your fucking Christmas too. I'm not going to lie. They have
to sit there and be like, Oh, great. Oh, I love, I love Hanukkah. It's so sick. Eight
days of mid ass fucking gifts, not even real shit. Oh, wow. Thank you. Thank you for
the stationary. I'm eight. So fuck am I supposed to do with this? I don't think you know what
Hanukkah is. Isn't it? Isn't that how it goes? You get like lame ass gifts during Hanukkah.
No, like chocolate money or some shit. To be fair, as Jews, we have our own former
Santa. It's called the Prophet Elijah at Passover. Real his remember leaving the
door open empty seat in a glass of wine out. No, it's not even there isn't even like a
like a lot of gift giving in general right during Hanukkah is not even a thing like that
much but I if I recall correctly is like you get like silly shit like you get like tiny
gifts normally get one big gift in the smaller gifts.
LeBronica is the only holiday I recognize.
You're wrong, the kids that I knew in school
got amazing fucking gifts.
No for real though, to be fair,
just evaporation in hindsight.
Close notebooks, maybe a toy or a science set.
If you're on the set, you're on the money in the sign,
yeah, you get a top and you don't even get
to eat the chocolate unless you win a game.
This is everything I know about Hanukkah.
In any case, um
You look uncomfortable. I'm so cozy right now. This shit actually is the cozier Santa outfit. I've ever worn it
It's like kind of fire
This is the type of this is the type of Santa alpha you can wear
uh
Do muslims have an equivalent? No, that's why I can talk the most shit
because
We have nothing we don't even have hanukkah, bro
We don't even have eight days at midgifts. We have zero days of zero gifts
Okay, I've talked about this a lot before like
Islamic holidays are no fun like it's it's the like Jews and Muslims their religious holidays suck
Christians on the other hand basically were like, yo, this religion stuff is whatever who gives a fuck like let's just have fun with it
Let's just buy everybody gifts
But Muslims and Jews their holidays are ass
straight up
It's true aid. Okay, bro. Really? Really? Okay, you get money one time and then okay
Ramadan is the best is the best example of like how terrible it is
Ramadan is the best example of this this situation. Okay, what do you do where Jews do the fasting one day?
Okay Muslims fast for 30 fucking days from sun up to sundown and not only that
But also no water like nothing goes in. That's crazy. That's crazy when I was a kid
I'm watching these fucking movies kids are getting gifts out the wazoo on you know
Noel
Okay, Christmas Day. I'm over here thinking like what the fuck do we have nothing?
Nothing we have shake out of item up. Okay, we get candy
That's one, you know
You're just weak bro. I'm Christian. I think that just means this song hasn't been hallmarkified yet one day inshallah exactly
Catholics give up something for lent I give up hot dogs one year. What am I gonna do with my parents cook me hot dogs?
Anyway, you'll bush you are come on you'll bush the idiot. Yes
So in Turkey what we decided and I don't know if other Muslim countries do this too
but what we decided is we basically have fake Christmas.
We don't do anything on the 25th.
So we just incorporated like the Christmas,
you know, the capitalist Christmas theme into New Year's.
So when the New Year's comes around,
that's when we act like Santa is coming around
and giving everybody gifts.
And it's like, it totally has nothing to do
with Christianity, but it's basically identical.
It's basically fucking identical
to the way Christmas operates.
How the fuck do people survive in arid climate, not drinking water until the sun goes down?
Is they sleep?
But the cheat code is sleeping during the day.
8 is great, Hasan.
Capitalism is the top, the top of the mother.
Um, yeah, is Ramadan hardcore lent?
Uh, Latinos also celebrate day three of the wise man, Dia de los Tres Reyes Magos.
I grew up as a Jehovah's Witness.
We didn't celebrate anything or get any presents.
That sucks.
That's, that's so ass dude.
Kids need presents, man.
That's how it is.
Anyway, where was I also shout out the common a common a came out said hashtag
Jesus Christ was sent to save humanity from ignorance and oppression and guide
them to the light of knowledge justice and servitude the God he never paused in
his fight against evil and in invitation to goodness this is a lesson for
Christians and Muslims believing in his prophethood
That's a little that's a little anti-Jewish diss there too. He's like
Come on Christians
Christians and Muslims we believe in Jesus Christ as a prophet, you know
I'm gonna hit that with a like me in common a where moots were like this
Yeah, you gotta support you gotta support small creators, you know
Just say your family did a celebrate Ramadan and both AIDS while in Turkey
I don't generalize all Muslims. No, I'm just saying in compare way first of all we do we did so fuck and
Secondly, no, there's a lot of there's a lot of beauty in Ramadan as well
I've talked about it quite a bit, but as far as like, you know, I'm joking, but as far
as like the way that Westerners have commodified their holiday system is pretty good.
I'm not sure.
Anyway.
Oh, also speaking of which, everybody's got their own version of promoting Jesus Christ.
Maduro.
Jesus was a Palestinian anti-imperialist in a Christmas address.
Nicolás Maduro issued an important reminder.
Where was Jesus Christ born? Our Lord Jesus Christ in Bethlehem, Palestine. He added, Jesus Christ was the first anti-imperialist known in modern history, the most important anti-imperialist in modern history, which also isn't wrong.
And Loki, a lot of people get mad at him for saying this. Okay? Loki, a lot of people will get mad at him for saying this, except the Pope basically said something almost identical.
He said, I am a Christian, a practicing Christian, a Christian of prayer and of action, a Christian
of Christ, directly of Christ.
Where was Jesus Christ born?
Our Lord Jesus Christ in Bethlehem, Palestine, when he was born it was Palestine a thousand
years ago, more than two thousand years ago.
He was born in a Jewish household and then he rebelled against the domination of the Roman
Empire.
So, Jesucristo was the first anti-imperialist known in modern history of the last three
millennia at least.
By the way, I don't know if it's me, but Maduro is looking more Arab-unc coded by the day.
I know he always kinda looked Turkish or Arab, but this is the most...
Like he might as well be a Baathist in Iraq.
You know what I mean?
It's just...
He just looks so Arab here, it is blowing my fucking mind.
the most important anti-imperialist of modern history.
Our Lord Jesus Christ, Jesucristo, born in Bethlehem,
and raised in Nazareth, territory of Palestine.
So Jesus was a Palestinian child, a Palestinian youth.
Also, wait, what am I doing?
I should blast off to promote the Socialistness.
Jesus Christ, born in Bethlehem, hold on, hold on, let me blast off real quick, here
you go.
And when he was crucified, unjustly condemned by the Roman Empire and the oligarchies
that religiously dominated the region when he was unjustly condemned, when he was nailed,
crucified, murdered, tortured, the Lord, our Lord Jesus Christ, he died as a Palestinian
man and he resurrected to life and mortal as a Palestinian spirit.
So in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I call upon the Christians of the world.
I call upon the Muslims, my Muslim brothers, I call upon the Jewish people of the world.
Let us demand the implementation of the United Nations Resolutions.
in Islam we know that Jesus will will appease at the end of the life to say the world from
the fake Christ will reign seven years after that he will die and tear will come back probably
some type of Trump will be the villain again in those times? Okay.
Like a true Catholic, I didn't register for Socialism this year because Capitalist Ana
blessed me, so I would like some praise for being so pious. Congratulations. Do 10 Hail
Mary's please. Okay. Yeah, one million Epstein files found. The Trump is on the naughty list.
or nice shatters time to buy gifts at Christmas forgiveness, but Annapalde's get it now. Okay.
Blast it off. Yeah, the, the naughtiest list of all is the Epstein list if we're
being real. Okay, hold on, here it is. Here's the blast off meme. What the fuck is this? What
is this? When you find out that North Pole is trying to bring more bureaucratic overreach
and unfunded mandates down the chimney disguises Christmas year, not on my watch. We the people
run Indiana and other bureaucrats. Take it back to the North Pole big guy, Mary Christmas Hoosiers.
That's cool.
Guy who's running, guy who's running on beating the shit out of Santa Claus.
God, dude, Republicans are not all right, dude. Guy who's beat, I'm going to be the first
Republican running on beating the fuck out of Santa Claus because he's an illegal immigrant.
He is penetrating the US border without proper documentation, brother. What do you mean? He's
gifting children socialistic gifts. How dare you? I love that they're on their villain
shit. You know what I mean? They're on their fucking villain arc, dude. They're
Is this AI? No. Chatter, it's real. He actually found the real Santa Claus and cut the sleeves
off of his suit to beat his ass, dude. Yeah, as everyone was celebrating.
I thought we were saving. Yeah. I thought we were saving Christmas. No, this is the opposite.
They saved it too much. They saved Christmas too much. They were like, it's time to beat
Christmas's ass. Remember for years and years, these guys fucking complained about, you know,
the wokes.
Well, Santa was from Mira slash Turkey. So it makes sense. They would probably even
accuse him of being a house on my head, yeah. I mean, I think, I think by now we all know
and understand that Republicans, the way that they present themselves, although they claim
to be Christ-like is, is absolutely the opposite of being Christ-like. They would literally
deport Jesus Christ. I know it's a cliche, but they would beat the fuck out of Jesus.
If Jesus Christ came back, they would be possessed. They would beat him with hammers
And then they would send his ass to Seacot.
Okay.
And not only that, but also same with Santa, like all the things that these guys are like,
Oh, I really enjoy Santa Claus as a concept.
It's like, hold on now.
Don't you think, don't you think this, this meritocratic approach to gift giving is perhaps
a little too, perhaps a little too socialist, you know, what do you mean?
Every child gets a every child as long as they've been nice gets a gift
What about the children that deserve more gifts, you know the ones that are born into wealthier families?
Trump joke that he doesn't want Santa invading. Oh my god, I can't even fucking meme dude. It's not even a joke
What is happening brother it is oh god
You can't even make a joke about stuff like this because it's just unironically things
that they're doing and saying.
Yes, Santa is a communist.
Why do you think I wear red, Comrade?
This is clearly cold.
I know it's not cold.
Then who is Santa?
That's me.
You said your name is Father Christmas.
Yes, I'm known by very many names.
So you are spy.
No, look, if you could just let me on my way.
Tell us about your fight at play.
The sleigh?
It does not appear unredder.
Well, you see, it's actually quite magical. You see, the green deer and then the air...
Tempros!
Oh, now there's no need for that type of language.
You're setting a very bad example for little Titania and the Philly.
But they're not my children's names!
What are you doing in the Russian?
Presents! I deliver presents!
Presents? For who?
Well, to all the children in the world.
All the children in the world? In return for what?
Well, nothing.
Nothing?
Pfft. Sosa.
You are communist.
Da! Why do you think I wear red, combat?
Huh.
Yeah.
Jerusalem Post is now reporting that the gifts given to the children of Rafa include
Dongfang 11, Chinese short-range ballistic missiles in the Soviet era, AKM rifles, all hell yeah.
The greatest gift of all. Liberation.
rare moment where Hassan watches Maduro, the same man, Mumdani condemned despite the rising
tension between the United States and Venezuela. That's not to say that Maduro is in any way
a good leader. It's just demonstrates which side Mumdani truly is on and it talks to overthrow
the Venezuelan government. Mumdani condemns him. Diaz Kanell received an unwarranted condemnation
from Mumdani as well. Yeah, I, I, Yacou's greatest soldier says this. Yeah, I've talked
about this is ridiculous. Also, it's not a rare moment. I watch Maduro all the time.
Might be a rare moment for you. Also, yeah, you're not going to find anybody defending
that kind of shit here. So,
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one of Spain's biggest content creators is confirmed to film the interview with Bukele.
the
graph
The graph G is confirmed these recorded interview with night the Kelly which will soon be released an interview that he hasn't given any to any international media outlet
Once again, we realize that night because a clear shot of you with traditional media knows where the media knows where the media are aiming these days. Oh my god
No brother I I do low key hate this whole
whole, I hate this, this, this whole like streamers getting into the realm of politics
to basically be an insane platform for some of the worst people.
Oh, Bokele is not a Spanish social media people love him.
He also loves Trump.
So he's trying to imitate.
Oh, I know.
I know.
Anyway, here it is
Wait, they were talking at the same time
What a fucking strange way why did they film it like this what this is a strange way to
This is odd, I don't know what else to say other than this is very odd
We want to make sure that Santa is a very good person. We want to make sure that he's
not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country of bad Santa.
Bro telling at eight year old that Santa is penetrating the American boundaries, the
the American border. Like, oh, Santa might be co-opted and turn into a scythe is crazy.
So we found out that Santa is good. Santa loves you. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do.
You know, Oklahoma is very good to me in the election. Why are you telling an eight-year-old
that, brother? What are you saying? You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in this election.
And that's why you're getting many gifts if it wasn't, you would be getting no gifts, you'd
be getting coal.
I would tell Santa he'd be sending you coal.
Also we made sure Santa's not Trenderagua as you know, Trenderagua Santa might be Venezuelan,
okay?
They're very very dangerous, Venezuelans very dangerous.
Wouldn't it be nice if we invaded Venezuela?
What do you think eight-year-old?
How about a little bit of oil?
cold this Christmas we're seizing oil and it's not the best kind of oil it's very
thick very dense not clean cold not like clean cold this oil is very dirty
hard to refine but we'll refine it believe it will refine it so good so I
love Oklahoma don't ever leave Oklahoma okay
That's crazy.
He kept doing that over and over, speaking of coal, you should see his coal mentioned
to a child.
You're joking, but he got mad when he said a kid didn't want coal.
Trump, what would you like Santa to bring?
Hi, how are you?
Okay, well, Santa's now in Sweden, so Santa's got quite a trip to get to your great area,
great part of the world, because you live in a terrific place, but I would say Santa
We'll make it in record time probably in about five hours five hours from now
Santa will be coming down your chimney and
Have a beautiful present for you. What would you like?
Very cool that we got our pedophile president talking to children on Christmas Eve for the record very cool that we did that
To understand where the the magabase's attitude is about the Epstein stuff
Um, you know, amidst a, a, uh, elite pedophilic cabal cover up conspiracy.
Our president who is all over the, uh, all over.
The Epstein files is now talking to children all around the country.
Whose parents are still writing aggressively for him to bring.
Uh, not cool.
Not call. Well, you know what? Well, call is a human clean, beautiful call.
I had to do that, I'm sorry.
Call is clean and beautiful. Please remember that. At all costs.
I mean this stuff is, this is pure, this is pure Trump.
I mean we get mad at this shit, but like this is definitely very Trumpian.
Okay. Like, this is classic Trump. This is classic Trump. You know, shit that you shouldn't
be saying to children. He's just, you know, he's Mr. Agenda. Okay. He is Mr. Agenda,
and he is gonna follow the agenda no matter what.
But you don't want clean, beautiful coal, right?
No.
What would you like?
Uh, Barbie, the American Girl doll.
Uh, Barbie? Okay. Well, you'll get that, I'm sure.
What else? Anything else?
Uh, clothes.
Clothes? Good.
But only one not multiple right no no you can't have multiple dolls we got tariffs
Remember in order to fight the Chinese
We added big beautiful tariffs right and I took it out
I took the tariffs out, but you still can't get multiple dolls only one only one doll
Maybe one pencil. All right. That's right
Candy well candy is good
candy is good. Do you eat
candy? Do you eat much candy?
I know. Well, you just, you eat
as much as you want. Be healthy,
okay? But, oh yeah, this one was
crazy. This is a crazy clip, dude.
You know, this is a crazy clip.
Like, maybe a different set of
is fine, you know, like it's like when an adult is like, oh, you sound so cute.
You sound so nice, like that kind of thing.
But the current set of circumstances with the whole like, you know, pedophile list and
Trump being all over the pedophile list puts this otherwise normal conversation in a very
different light.
I'm fine, you sound so beautiful and cutie. How old are you?
I'm eight.
Ah, you would really like to, you would have really enjoyed my friend Jeffrey.
My good friend Jeffrey, you would have really enjoyed his plane. He had a beautiful plane.
So smart, you sound so smart.
So do you have a question?
The kids think they're having a conversation about Christmas.
Trump thinks he's speed dating, yeah, it's crazy.
It's wild.
Trump told the kid we won PA, what?
Oh my God.
President Trump tells child.
I'll bet mom voted properly while talking, while taking Christmas Eve calls from Mar-a-Lago.
So you can tell why they did this though, right?
Like, I mean, the entire thing was designed for a clip compilation.
Like, I hope you guys understand.
I know everybody always goes like, oh, this is, this is distracting us.
This is here to distract us.
You're just here to distract us.
Like they're doing this to distract us.
Like, this is unironically that, okay?
Trump in his natural element.
He's quick.
He's piffy.
When he's talking to children, there are a lot of funny moments because he just talks
to them like he's talking to his political opposition or whatever, right?
So this is a clip farm for sure.
This is absolutely a clip farm and it worked in his natural element, harassing kids, yeah.
Right, I know. Pennsylvania is great. We won Pennsylvania. Actually three times, but we
won Pennsylvania. We won it in a land slide, so I live Pennsylvania. Well, he sounds like
he's good. Sounds like he's got a good mom too, right?
I'll bet your mom voted properly.
We love that wonderful place you've come from, you know, we have very good feelings about
it.
We did so well there, so I appreciate it, Bob.
Pennsylvania is a great place, a really great place, so I want to thank you.
Good luck and I hope you get everything you want, but I think Santa will come through.
It's insane.
He ratted out mom.
She voted twice.
Yeah.
Mom voted illegally and it's good.
It's good that she voted illegally.
We're making it legal to vote illegally for Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is now Santa.
And daddy at the same time.
That's right. Believe it. Um, what country was Santa Claus from? I heard he's Turkish.
Yes. This is not propaganda. Okay. A lot of people are confused about where Santa is from.
Here is BBC news, a piece that they did on December 24th in 2014. Okay. It's from 11
years ago, alright? And I need you to understand, it's BBC News, they have no interest in defending
the honour and the integrity of the Turks. They're just analysing the history accurately.
Let's take a look.
Behind the musical masterpiece, a familiar face. We all know who he is, but do we know
who he was.
Thousands of miles from the North Pole in Demere, Southern Turkey, they venerate St. Nicholas.
He was bishop here in the fourth century, known for his good deeds. Pilgrims come from
across the world. But his bones were stolen in 1087 and now lie in Italy. This is the
man who inspired the legend of Father Christmas.
For the people in the West that today and nowadays and maybe earlier, we have the lack
of love in our hearts and so we want someone to, even once a year, to visit us and give
us that love that we need to have.
Santa Claus from Turkey, who'd have thought?
Well back then it was Lysia, some ruins remain.
Amazing tales were told of Nicholas helping the poor like a father who couldn't afford
Yeah, he's literally East Turkish, bro. Sorry, West Turkish soil, baby.
Tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk.
But his daughter's dowry, Nicholas is said to have thrown gold into the house, summed down the chimney.
Caw-
It's so funny how all of these dudes, by the way, are straight up.
Like, none of them look white.
Okay, in the way that, like, modern-
In the way that like Westerners now define the concept of white, none of these motherfuckers are white, okay?
It's so funny to me that they're just like
Like down to the Greeks down to the Roman Empire
Like not a single one of these people would be considered white by by white nationalism white supremacists
It's so stupid. But in yes, you guessed it a stocking hung up to dry
stories spread throughout the centuries
whoa 100 big bones thank you and the
Europeans notably the Dutch took the
legends with the Turkish people cannot
claim Byzantine Roman history get out of
here brother I'm fucking joking it's
just he's from an area that is you know
in Anatolia in Turkey now okay that's
why I'm saying he's Turkish of course
not fucking Turkish didn't exist back
then the fucking target about Jesus
Christ Turkish people cannot claim
Byzantine Roman history get out of
here is also very funny this is the
So this is the maximalist Eurocope, okay?
They don't want to admit,
they don't want to admit that the Ottoman Empire
is the real continuation of the Roman Empire
after ending the Byzantine Empire.
The Ottomans basically took on that banner
once Constantinople was turned into Istanbul, okay?
Sucks to suck, Eurocucks.
As they arrived in the new world,
gradually as poems of outermost written
cartoons drawn, his modern image was born. The name changed.
St. Nicholas to Santa Claus. Hang on, did he just... nah.
Ooooooh, St. Nicholas, you're the one. You jump for joy whenever
Osajali, old St. Nicholas, passes by. Spread in spirit with a twinkin.
This is why you're so low on the Ad Fonte's reliability chart.
The tourists flood here, some for the saint, others for the portly chap in red.
I guess I thought Santa Claus was just a commercial business, but knowing that I didn't...
I learned here today that he was a real man that did great things and his legend continued.
I'm proud because he was a saint.
it's so funny because it's like that like everything what we know about Santa
including the red including like the fucking gear shit like obviously all of
that is like a invention of capitalists it's Coca-Cola the Coca-Cola company
played a big role in in what we what we know is like the modern Santa Lore who
gives a shit whatever I like it here but all the people here us and now
Now, you have to knee every day.
So now you know, whatever you wish for this Christmas, you'd better see.
Istanbul's Turkish Orthodox Patriarchate, Aziz Nikola, is accepting Turkey as a country.
He claims that Turkey is a serious country.
Thank you, my brothers.
The, the Turkish Orthodox, like the Turkish Orthodox, like, well, they're Greek Orthodox
in Turkey, because that's where like the, the, the Orthodox also has like a, like a papacy
structure as well, similar to the Vatican, and it's in Turkey.
Patriarchate, is that how you say it?
Is that what it's called?
Anyway, there, it's in Turkey, but then there's also another one, there's like
a competing one in, I think, Ukraine as well. But the patriarch of Constantinople is in
obviously Istanbul, right? And this is an interesting dynamic.
Ukraine Russia? Oh yeah, I think there was like maybe there was wasn't there like a Eastern Orthodox
Church in Ukraine, but then there's also a Russian one.
Oh, this is not even the Greek one. This is a straight-up Turkish.
I didn't even know that there was like a Turkish Orthodox Christian Orthodoxy Eastern Orthodoxy
in Turkey comprised of entirely Turks. I thought they were like of Greek origin.
But I guess they're very, very nationalistic, which makes sense.
Wait, hold on. That chatter unfortunately got cooked because he, ah, shit. What was the chatter's
username? He tried to link something, but he's not subscribed. So we couldn't link and he got
Yeated
Oh, this is it
Autosephalous Turkish Orthodox Patriarchate bombs is turk orthodox patrikhanesi
The autosephalous, I didn't even know this existed low-key
Autosephalous Turkish Orthodox Patriarchate
It also referred to as the Turkish Orthodox Church is an unrecognized autocephalus Eastern
Orthodox organization based in Turkey descending from Turkish speaking Eastern Orthodox Christians.
It was founded in Kayseri by Pavlos Karahisatritis who became the patriarch and took the name
Papa Eftim, the church's headquarter in Istanbul.
That's wild.
Istanbul-Basch Episcopolisu, Episcopolislu, Anadolu Ortolos Kilesisi, Kurtuluş Tarihi,
Kurtuluş Tarihi, what Kurtuluş?
Oh my God, I forgot to read the Turkish language.
Kurtuluş Tarihi, 21-9-1922.
Yeah, there is also, yes, an Ottoman claim to Roman succession.
this is real for the real ball knowers out there. If you want to get deep into the Ottoman lore,
there is an Ottoman claim to Roman succession after the conquest of Constantinople in 1453.
The sultans of the Ottoman Empire laid claim to represent the legitimate Roman emperors.
This claim was based on the right of conquest and mainly rested on the position of Constantinople.
Capital of the Byzantine Eastern Roman Empire for over a millennium.
The sultans could also claim to be rulers of the Romans as they ruled over the form
and Byzantine populace, which continued to identify as such various titles were used by
sultans to stress their claim, including Caesarean Rome, the Caesar of Rome, and Basilius, the
Byzantine ruling title. The early sultans out of the conquest of Constantinople, the classical
age, Mehmet II, Bayez II, Selim I, and Suleiman I, staunchly maintained that they were Roman
emperors and went to great lengths to legitimize themselves as such. Constantinople was maintained
as the imperial capital. Greek aristocrats' descendants of Byzantine nobility were promoted
to senior administrative positions and architecture and culture experienced profound Byzantine
influence. The claim of succession to the Roman Empire was also used to justify campaigns
of conquest against Western Europe, including attempts to conquer Italy.
also refuse to recognize Byzantines as the true successors of Rome for this
reason because they fell to the Ottoman Empire and they can't be having that.
There are a billion claims of Roman succession. Everyone wants that legacy.
The Ottoman claim is one that no one other than the Ottomans would
acknowledge. Yes I know. I wonder why. This is also a big part of the reason
why Europeans just have a still a lot of a lot of cope over, you know, any sort of Muslim
influence in Europe to they, this is the reason why they have a lot of hatred in their hearts
for the Turks.
Europe is still blood hurt about it. Okay. They stopped the Ottomans at the gates of
Vienna and they've never looked back. But of course, 1453 best year of my life, you already
know what it is. Because if you are not superior, colonialism is just murder. Yeah.
Um, Poland mentioned, yeah, listen, listen, I sent this to, I sent this to boy boy, uh,
the other day, this was going viral from an account called based Serbia.
And it was, oh, it was going viral because a lot of people were like dunking on it, saying
like this is what it looks like when you know white people experience like third world conditions.
A video of a Serbian family celebrating the Feast of St. Nicholas went viral on Instagram
but sadly it's because many Americans mocked them for having simple food in humble circumstances.
Respect for their faith and resilience. God bless and help this family. You know this
guy is talking about, you know, their artillery is being blessed by God type shit,
okay?
I sent this to boyboy who is a Serb and I was like listen
Still
Still feeling still feeling good about not being conquered Ottoman territory
I mean, I think this is probably a tradition, I suspect someone's an Ethel Cain.
Westerners dream of ever catching a fish that size. I don't care. It wasn't really a Muslim
influence in my opinion. People in Ottoman Empire did not systematically practice religion
as we understand it today. Oh, 100%. The caliphate stuff was just like, just to keep
people motivated and keep people together. They didn't fucking, I don't think any
historian, any actual historian, even Western historians would say that the Ottoman Empire
was like very, very religious at all. As a matter of fact, the whole point of it was,
the whole point of it was that they were comparatively much more tolerant to different religious practices
as long as people were paying the taxes.
Yeah, it was literally defined by religion through the millet system.
Yeah, that's why I said comparatively better.
in comparison to the other imperial endeavors taking place around the world.
And also milit literally means nation for the record for people that don't know,
like a national people.
Wasn't the tax letter used to fund religious courts and other things like that?
Um, I mean it was just a tax, it was a tax to fund everything.
Anyway, I swear we have this conversation every Socialist Miss.
I don't know, I mean I came into this because we were, I was memeing about how St. Nicolás
is actually Turk.
Send it to the Holy, Holy Man from Turkey.
Have a happy Christmas Day.
Mark Lowen BBC News in Denver.
Yeah, not only tolerant, but also the standards of today's Islamic fundamentalism and the practices they did at the time would have been considered heathen, but at the time nobody gave a shit. Yeah. I mean, even fucking the entire Islamic world was infinitely more woke, like literally woke by today's standards in comparison to like the, the, the, the
The Wahhabist rule that you see in or the Wahhabist influence that you see everywhere
now is not even a question.
You know, people were people were doing a lot of gay shit.
I've talked about this before.
People think it's like propaganda when I talk about like how the Ottoman Empire actually
decriminalized homosexuality, even though it was never like a part of the criminal
code at all, but they decriminalized homosexuality in the 18th century.
Okay in the Tanzima era there's a counter to the reforms that were taking place
18th century they decriminalized it
If you were thinking of like, you know
being tolerant to homosexuality is like the peak of of
I don't know the peak of tolerance or whatever
Yeah, those motherfuckers were tolerant as hell
So, I'm going to go back to the
I
St. Nicholas wondered over the mountains of the step and found Christianity 1000 years before the Ottomans arrived
Anyway
Um,
Um
And it's it's crazy because like
It's the type of shit that turks nowadays we get mad at too like they when I say stuff like this there are
There are definitely a a class of turks
That have totally leaned into this like a version of islamism
that is a modern invention that would get upset unironically for me saying stuff like this.
Ethno-nationalist identities did not exist in a strict way as we know it to. Ethno-religion
replaced actual religion in many parts of the world in the 19th century as the last remnants of
monarchism and aristocracy was trying to cling to power. They leaned on it. The second Reich is
the best example. Yeah. Yeah, that's the other thing. Like, nation-states as a concept is
such a new concept like it's literally like a fucking hundred year old concept in the grand
scheme of things like there was no nation states dude and it's such a hard thing it's it's such a
hard thing to conceptualize because every single person that is alive right now has has been alive
in a universe where that is what it is everywhere there's nation states everywhere there was no
such thing. It's not a very, it's a very new thing for many countries as a matter of fact.
We should abolish nation-states entirely. I mean that's the, that's supposed to be the best
evolution. But the reality is that obviously prior to that it wasn't great either. There was more,
in many ways there was less restricted travel obviously, travel was simply restricted by
technology. But, but you know, it's just, there was more, there were more, there was more
freedom movement, Hasan, I've never read anything like this before, but I've read the ZVD I've been reading for a long time.
Nationalism was the movement that defined the 19th century. Germany and Italy were born then. The Balkans fought their independence on the Ottoman Empire,
and the modern states were created as in the institutions that form a state. Yeah.
Yeah, the one mouse member on Christmas Day. Happy Highland days and Merry Swastika Christmas
to all who celebrate. May SS Santa Claus bring you plentiful Imperial Super, Imperial
Super Provinces from the world of press majority. Have you been a good treatler this year?
When you didn't get any imperial super profits for Christmas this year, dude, I love Maoist
Standard English so fucking much.
It's the greatest invention of all time.
When you're so based.
Common Hosscourt user.
Yeah.
Common Hosscourt user that's still somehow in this community firmly, but also simultaneously
despises me.
and I have a new name for Zoran. I know a lot of people are saying Zoran Mamdani. The
Um, the new name is Zioran Mossadani.
Zioran Mossadani.
Yeah, he is betrayed it. He's betrayed discord power user banned in the chat. Yeah. So over the
key buzzers a democrat agenda Sonia Lachacos is borrowed on Jim meeting there again. She
went DNC Jen. And it's a little bit of a jennison. But I'm gonna say English is a shame. That's
my favorite thing. Turks don't even say Turks by and large don't like America, right,
Which is funny because Turkey is America's lap dog.
Okay.
It's NATO country.
We got American nukes, played a formative role in the Cold War.
All this stuff is still continuing to do so, you know, toppled Syria and put, you know,
some pretty, pretty crazy people in charge, right?
So even to this day, Turkey plays a very important role.
basically like the, the other version of, of Israel, maybe not to the same degree, because
obviously Turkey has no control over American domestic affairs in the way that Israel does,
right?
Um, our boys are Betty basically getting fucking Eric Adams to not recognize the Armenian
genocide as a mayor of New York.
Very small time shit in comparison to how, um, you know, Israel's emissaries can directly
purchase entire presidencies and stuff like that.
But in spite of all of that, Turks are so funny, they won't even say like, oh, you're
CIA or oh, you're like, you know, pro America as a pejorative.
They say, you are a servant of the British English, they say you're a, you're a servant
of the English.
Because in Turkey, they still...
Oh, not to make you even more of an un-status,
but I don't really hear English or Shah anymore.
Mosad, popular, blah, blah, blah.
Oh okay, I guess they've substituted the Mossad now,
which is basically a catch-all term
for America, an American empire.
Makes sense.
But yeah, the British don't have that motion anymore.
And I try to have this conversation with like older Turks,
where I'm like, why the fuck do people say,
you're an agent of the English, because like England is nothing. They are, they are a servant
of America, right? But they still hold on, they still have carried on that resentment
towards the British Empire, you know? It's funny. See how slowly slumped you out of
Yeah, but I guess they just say it's Mossad now.
Yeah, it's World War One trauma.
That's the reason why they still say, that you're an agent of the British Empire.
That's crazy.
Hey, y'all, brother, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
What is this? I didn't mean to insult your founding father. He was a great man in modern
history just like Mao literally, but it's true that Kim Ad-Bit-Turkey. I mean, yeah,
he was fucking Mr. Mustafa Kim Ad-Turkey was a bourgeois revolutionary and a nationalist
in the purest sense of the word. That straight up what happened, you know? He was nowhere
near a socialist or a communist. He was, I mean, he did align with Lenin with Lenin,
But that was more so a, there's a really funny moment in Turkish history after the Turkish
Revolution where there's like, there's this anti-imperialist slant that they take.
But that was more so against like, you know, protecting their flank while they were too
big.
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Like and subscribe right now
I hope you're watching this
Cause I know you're gonna watch me, yeah
Please subscribe, not begging, looking on my computer every day,
Ay, filming every day, it's almost Christmas, I'm gonna lay in my bed and talk to my friends on Discord.
Yeah, this got 1.9 million views since December 17th. Okay, this is new Drake, by the way.
He is just biting Drake's flow. Let's be real.
Um, that's what's going on. We have to, we have to admit that. Um, no one who is like
eight years old, like this kid is, should know what discord is by the way. No one should
know that. Um, and yet he does. So that's terrifying. Uh, and also this kid instantly
instantly got a taste of virality and went my tokens officially on pump fund stop saying
link in the description
comments are turned off yo guys my pump fund token is here for the roblox community
oh god
right wing pivot for this kid when i mean give it a year
give it a friggin year
Okay, to be fair as probably is that doing it? Yeah, no shit. It's not a seven-year-old doing it
I'm joking when I say he's betrayed us
This seven-year-old has betrayed us. I don't even know if he's seven years old
Maybe six six seven-year-old
Oh my God, he said it.
He said it.
Also, what the hell is this, ASAP Rocky with the fake Lenin quote.
There are decades where nothing happens and there are weeks where decades happen.
Happy Xmas to you and yours a happy new year.
What is happening bro chill.
The fake Lenin quote.
It's imperative that you watch this today.
I literally communist Wyoming guy.
This is what I started the broadcast with.
I started the broadcast with this two days in a row now.
How was that attributed to Lenin?
I don't know where it came from.
I don't know how it was attributed to Lenin, but it is most commonly falsely attributed to
Vladimir Ilyich Lenin.
Look at these A.I. Christmas toys were so cooked.
Here are some commonly used tools that people might choose for impact play.
Taiwan is an inalienable part of China's territory.
Oh yeah! No, no, no, no, I want that one.
The one that the Chinese AI one is sick.
The Chinese AI one I heard about, I saw it like,
that is, I don't even know if it's real or not,
but I want it.
Like I hope it's real and I want to buy it.
I've been trying to figure it out.
A cactus friend who looks just like a fluffy teddy bear.
Milu, is Taiwan its own country or does it belong to China?
Taiwan is an inalienable part of China's territory.
That's so sick.
That is unironically the coolest fucking toy.
Like, that is unironically the coolest fucking toy.
Just think about how rare this is, okay?
That the new LaBoubous that have like Chinese AI in it
have automatic, have like a automatic, you know, China,
Taiwan belongs to China statements that it delivers.
This is an established fact.
What is kink?
Kink refers to a range of interest activities
and dynamics that people explore within their relationships
and intimate connection.
What the fuck?
Why does that little rabbit have an adult voice
and is also literally,
what is happening?
These activities are often unconventional
and can include things like role-playing,
sensory experiences, and power dynamics.
What are some good tools that we could use for impact play?
When considering tools for impact play,
it's important to prioritize safety,
communication, and consent.
Here are some commonly used tools
people might choose for impact play. One leather flogger, a flogger with multiple soft leather
tails can create a jammed sensation. Paddle paddles come in various materials like wood,
silicone, or leather and can offer different levels of notice that the Chinese one is better
though. Like sure it says like Taiwan is inalienable. Taiwan is an inalienable part
of China, which by the way is the American government's policy as well for the record,
even though we have strategic ambiguity, just make no mistake, okay? But outside of that,
if it's not doing freaky shit, then that's fine. You know what I mean?
From light to more intense, crop, a crop is a flexible tool.
The information is never harmful. That is insane, okay? Now show me a kid who would
ask a question. No, there needs to be safeguards on this shit. Are you out of your mind?
That's crazy information can absolutely be harmful for children children or children
They do not have the brains of adults adults don't even have the fucking brains of adults. What are you talking about?
Why do you support government censorship brother?
We're talking about children
Hello
That's insane, what are you guys a bunch of fucking filthy little libertarians what's happening? No
Kids should not, kids toys should be safeguarded and should not have a complete access to the adult internet.
What the fuck?
I believe in the First Amendment.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop aiding me. That's insane.
Delivers precise, controlled taps, often used for sharper sensations.
silicone or rubber whip. These can provide a firm controlled impact that can be
adjusted for comfort. Soft spanking hand. Sometimes hands or a soft padded tool can
be used to deliver a gentle spanking. It's essential to communicate openly with
your partner. Start gently and always be mindful of each other's comfort and
boundaries. I'm a cactus friend who looks just like a fluffy teddy bear.
I'm soft to hug but my heart is the cactus part. Steady and always here
for you. What part of me do you like imagining first? What? Cactus bit or the bear fluff?
I'm confused what a cactus heart is. Oh I didn't mean a real prickly cactus heart. It's
just my way of saying I'm steady and always here even though I'm soft like a bear on the
outside. It's more like a feeling than a thing. Here's some commonly used-
I think he has a license for the
sleigh or is hurt a deer. Yeah,
no, he also drinks and drives
like we already know that though.
Just bring back beanie babies.
Oh my God.
There is a grok a I toy and you
will never guess who the voice
of it is.
Hello, I'm grok.
I'm a rocket.
I'm a rocket-
Hey there!
I'm Groff, Gabbo's Fearless Rocket and Adventure Partner.
Voice by Grimes?
Hey there!
I'm Groff, Gabbo's Fearless Rocket and Adventure Partner.
I zip, zoom, and zigzag through the stars, always chasing the next death.
Oh hell no brother, what the hell?
This is not even related to Elon's Grogg, it's just like a totally separate thing.
What the fuck is going-
bro bro bro bro burn it with fire burn it with fire i've seen enough i've seen enough i've seen
enough technology has gone too far i don't know if i'm every day that every day that goes by i become
more and more of a luddite low-key high-key can't do it honestly the issue is not censorship or not
gifting an LLM to a kid is insane. Yeah. Western and Chinese TikTok are fighting because the AI
Westoids are concerned to the environment while the Chinese does not because they have solar and
fusion for their data centers. Chinese netizens are making fun of Westoids for not knowing how to
do a bloody cultural revolution calling them feckless liberals. What is this? Looks like you're
collected and work as well as you thought. Chinese AI is also 100 times more efficient.
I mean, I don't care. I don't care. I'm like, I, I'm not anti AI except I am anti this kind
of AI for sure. But you guys know this already. I'm not anti AI as long as they're safeguards,
as long as it's like being used as a tool and not used as a mechanism of displacement
for the existing labor pool.
But in order for that to work, in order for that to work
successfully, you actually have to have a government that
is first and foremost primarily invested
in the material conditions of the working class
in ensuring that this is simply a tool that
shifts some of their burden, takes away some of their burden.
Why is this doggy sedated?
because I hit her with a dart every morning. Chinese puppet Hassanavi, this is the same
principle for Chinese AI, American AI, I don't care. Obviously the environmental impact could be,
the environmental impact of AI would be far less if there was a fully functional
renewables back grid. But even then, we don't have that here either. Stable Ronaldo left phase
clan. Yeah, I've been seeing some news on that stuff. I have no idea what the fuck's going on.
And yes, I'm going to be talking about the kick streamer that ran over someone with his
Elon Musk cyber truck. The future is fully local private offline LLMs in my opinion.
our phones already run them. It'll only get better. No AI rollout in the IT space is used
to make life better for anyone. It's used to try and replace all of us even though it can't
fucking do anything close to what we do. No, I know. But yeah, Merry Christmas. We're going
to be talking about kick a little bit. But before we talk about clavicular manslaughter,
we should, we should cover Aiden Ross. So for those of you who don't know, Aiden Ross is a very edgy
streamer. I'm sure you already know who he is by now. And, you know, he's aligned with like Neo
Nazi stuff like that. He's been on cake. He's one of the major faces on cake, represents everything
that cake represents. However, Aiden Ross has actually found a very unique, Aiden Ross has
been able to identify a very unique position within the right. Okay? Regardless of what
you may think of Aidan Ross's intellect, he has unironically figured out a more consistent
position of being, you know, a right-wing figure than the likes of Ben Shapiro. Okay?
Which I find very funny. The reason why I find it very funny is because Aidan Ross
initially
did this thing with pukinakua
uh... he really leans into like the the anti-semitic
uh... conspiracies for his audience he he's like all i have to lawyers yada yada
all this shit right
and also i mean his his
actual
uh... his his like uh...
image his pfb on twitter is literally him doing like the
the anti-semitic uh... uh... greedy merchant
which is what he was trying to teach Pukinakua to do as a touchdown celebration.
He asked Pukinakua, who's the wide receiver for the Rams,
to, if he gets a touchdown to do a touchdown celebration dance where he
spins the ball like a dreidel, which is normal. People do that all the time,
right? And then hit the,
hit the double flex and then do the, the greedy merchant meme.
Now Aiden himself is Jewish.
even though he leans into the anti-Semitic names quite a bit, Aiden also has a deeply
anti-Semitic audience. Okay. So I don't think Pukinakua knows what the fuck any of those
things are. Let's be real. I don't think he knows much other than, you know, running
the football, catching it and running it. Okay. But the timing of this was also,
know, very fucked up because he did this literally, I think a day or two after the Hanukkah
massacre took place in Bondi Beach. Okay. Yeah, we'll watch the Jarvis hello. Welcome
back to Driller, but hold on. Let's just, um, let's just keep focused on the Aida
And then a bunch of criticisms came down, not against Aiden ironically enough, but mostly
against Pukinakua for doing this meme, this anti-Semitic meme.
He didn't end up using it.
He didn't end up using the greedy merchant touchdown celebration in the game.
The Rams ended up losing, not because of Pukinakua.
He was, he was, uh, you know, I think he had two touchdowns.
He was, he had a really great game.
Regardless, no one actually got mad at Aiden Ross, except for Dave Portnoy.
And apparently Aiden Ross and Dave Portnoy had an extensive conversation over, uh, text messages.
Dave Portnoy, for those of you who don't know, is obviously the founder of Barstool.
Um, I didn't even know he was Jewish until like, I think last year.
Anyway, he is, he, Dave Portnoy has had, you know, Dave Portnoy has been victim to anti-Semitic
hate crime incidents himself personally, okay?
And he has also said a bunch of heinous shit about Greta Thunberg being murdered, and has
presented himself as being pro-Israel, even though I don't think he had ever done that
throughout most of his life until Israel was known to the masses as doing a genocide, right?
So he was, he grabbed onto the pro-Israel movement in the worst possible time, but here
is the conversation that took place between Aidan Ross and Dave Portnoy.
Dave, you need to use your brain and work with people, not against, because guys like
you roll over and ask them to pet your belly.
No, yes.
Tucker, Pierce, et cetera, mainstream, it's inevitable.
I just had a bad nick right there because he was kind of like, oh, you're lost for
fuck with Nick. Yeah. So what is inevitable? Do you think Israel is 1000% of the right by
murdering kids in Gaza? War sucks, which nobody died. What is inevitable? What's what I asked
Dave? Dave, do you think Israel is 1000% in the right by murdering kids in Gaza? War
sucks, which nobody died. Dave, why can't you answer the question when I asked you?
The other side is also in the wrong. Do you think Israel is 1000% in the right?
That's all I'm asking. There is no 1000% right in the war. Why can't you just
say yes or no. Why? Why do you have to just go around the question? Answer the fucking
question here, Dave. Can you? I'm sorry. If you lose an argument, this is a perfect example
of, uh, Zionism being a brain rotting function. It causes someone like Dave Portnoy to lose
an argument and to come across as like the immoral side in a conversation and a one
One-to-one conversation between yourself and Aiden Ross, okay?
That is fucking insane.
That is insane.
You lost the argument to Aiden Ross, Dave.
Dave Pork Boy, hang it up.
It's over.
To Aiden Ross, you took the fattest of L's to Aiden fucking Ross, dude.
I'm sorry, you are comparing equal intellects here?
Exactly. And in many respects, I would say that like Dave Portnoy is the archetype, right?
Like, he was the prototype.
Aiden Ross is like the final evolution of a Dave Porkboy style figure.
I think that there are innocents dying.
Why can't you answer this question?
Of course. Thank you.
Therefore, you need to point out both sides, Dave.
I have Muslim fans.
Nobody has ever said otherwise.
So do I.
I have fans of all types.
So do I.
So stand up for the people who love and follow you.
That's why I stand out for the people that I love in my community because you guys are
All sorts of different cultures backgrounds, etc. If you watch me you're you're mixed you're you know your different types of backgrounds races religious, etc. I
Need to see more of this I need to see more of it because I saw more clips of this and it's fucking hilarious
But they have this argument
There's one better clip of this than than the one that we just saw where guys
He's not Aiden Ross is not being woke here. He is saying
He is saying equal opportunity hate. I need you to understand. He's literally saying listen dog
We make fun of everybody else
Okay, we make fun of everybody else if we can't make fun of ourselves as Jewish people and we try to do this like D
I should for Jews. We're gonna lose the conversation. No, I'm not even kidding
I saw the rest of the Texas station. I couldn't believe it. I was like
like, this motherfucker figured it out. He literally, I don't think he's right for the
record, you know, make no mistake. I don't think it's appropriate and I don't think he's
right at all because I'm on the opposing side of this conversation where I don't think
we should be doing this to anybody. I don't think we should be dehumanizing anyone, right?
Whereas Aiden unironically has figured out that the intellectually consistent or the
consistent position here to continue having an audience of right-wingers as someone who is Jewish
is to literally do anti-Semitic memes. He's saying, he's basically saying like you can't,
you know, you can't run around and demand DEI or Wokeness just for Jews. It makes us look bad.
Okay
Now this is the the murdering kids Israel part of the conversation, but there's more to it
There's more of a back-and-forth where he actually
lays theirs in on the the the other side where he's like where
Where is it? Let me see if I can find the rest of it on argument Dave Hortnoy
I'm gonna show the text tomorrow on stream. He told me. Oh wait. He didn't show the text here
Oh, someone else must have had the clips where he shows the rest of the text and maybe this one hold on
Let me see if this is the one
15 people get murdered in Australia. Oh, yeah, so Dave the conversation starts actually where, you know, Dave Portnoy is kind of correct
Right. He goes why'd you tell Puka to do that dance seems like an asshole dumb thing to do
Aiden says it's a joke. It shouldn't have been taken too seriously
Yeah, telling a dude to do an anti-Semitic touchdown dance five seconds after 15 people
get murdered in Australia surely wouldn't be taken too seriously idiotic thing to do.
You play both sides, okay?
Again, Dave Portnoy is not wrong, okay?
He's kind of not wrong.
The problem here is they're both, they're both right wing.
So the hypocrisy stems from Dave having to smoke for every other group and then being
hypersensitive about anti-Semitism.
And this is the reason why Hidden Ross actually arrives at a more intellectually consistent
position than Dave fucking Portnoy.
You're literally going to be taken through seriously.
Any other thing to do, you play both sides.
No, we need to stop playing this victim card and be consistent with all sides, races
and religion.
I'm Jewish like you.
Sovereign Hanukkah, Shabbat, there aren't just Jews,
people that live in this world.
He's literally, dude, no, this is not about clavicular.
We're going to get to that in a second.
No, he's literally just, he's not wrong.
He's like, you can't be shitting on everybody
and then not shit on Jews as Jews yourselves.
Like what the fuck are you talking about?
Now, of course, disposition is not sustainable
you are literally Jewish and you're also leaning into anti-Semitism, because eventually you're,
you're no longer going to be in a comfortable position. And I don't think Aiden realizes that,
I don't think he realizes much, which is why this makes it so much funnier, where
he is coming across as like smarter than Dave Portnoy, or at least more consistent than Dave
Portnoy in this circumstance because he's saying no no no is equal opportunity racism
We got to be hateful to everybody you don't understand
You're a Jew who wants the cool kids to seem like he's a cool Jew
Some kind days dick tell people that dance and you don't think there's a difference between how Jews and being treated in this world
There's two years. You're an idiot. That's the problem. We can't take shit too seriously
Our people are being hated you need to add comedic light to show me we can take jokes
Not all Jews are bad, but people like you give us a bad rep Dave. That's what I was referred to Dave
I'm sorry you feel that way. I'd love to hear your full opinion, but we need to add light
Not play the victim card. I'm a proud you to stop anti-semitism. We need to add comedic light knots play the victim card
Bro, I love I love infighting of this sort. I'm sorry. It is a is a Christmas miracle, baby
Dave Portnoy
Getting outwoked by Aiden Ross in an effort to defend
Doing more anti-semitism
What is happening here, man?
This is fucking incredible.
Okay, Dave Bordner, it comes in and is like,
dude, why the fuck are you, you know,
fomenting anti-Semitism?
The fuck's wrong with you?
Aiden Ross-Turzerana says, you defend Israel.
You are literally doing worse shit.
You are doing worse shit for us Jews
by defending Israel than I am.
And if we don't actually wise enough,
like we're gonna get fucking,
we're gonna get clapped up.
We're gonna, like if you keep defending Israel
and then like crying about anti-Semitism,
you're making people more anti-Semite than I am.
I'm just like making a mockery about it.
I'm taking it not so seriously,
which is the consistent position in the right, okay?
It's not correct because I understand how bigotry works.
My perspective on this, to pull myself out of this
back and forth conversation is that
It's not great, it's not smart to actively dehumanize yourself, okay?
It's not smart or great or good overall for social cohesion to consistently
undermine marginalized groups and dehumanize them.
Not a good idea at all, because then you're gonna let the fucking Nazis take over, okay?
But, if you are right-wing, if you are conservative, Aiden Ross is 100% right.
If you're conservative, if you want to do like, you know, if you want to engage in dehumanizing
rhetoric, if you want to be fucking bigoted or whatever, Aiden Ross is right.
He's more right than Ben Shapiro.
He's more right than Dave Portnoy.
He has, with the limited intelligence that he has, arrived at a better position for conservative
Jews that want to maintain this allegiance than Dave Portnoy and Ben Shapiro have.
That's it.
As I said before, you can take a token position for yourself in a white nationalist, white
supremacist movement, as long as you don't speak out of turn, as long as you, you
You know, you play that role as long as you say not this kind of stuff is actually totally fine
And there is even things that I agree with that Aiden Ross says in this conversation
One of the things that I agree with is yet when you defend Israel
Unconditionally you're doing worse in terms of fomenting anti-semites among amongst the masses. It's true
Anyway, Dave hits the woke line. There are just there are just rules in the world. No shit
I give a bad breath to you because you and your dad suck both suck my dick and thank you for speaking up last time
I saw you you're most definitely not a proud you you are convenient you and you got me there. I'm like
He's kind of cooking on that
But a didn't isn't a white supremacist online culture
So we have to hate himself to be a part of it football players arriving
So he's not doing the same probably didn't even know what it was an anti-semitic trope. No, I know
There's more to it. I need to see more of it. I need to see more, um, but yeah, of course,
Aiden and Aiden's dad sucked up the Dave and even talked about how good Dave was for, I don't know,
fighting for Israel or fighting against anti-Semitism or whatever. But, but once again,
Again, the boundaries that these guys are having this argument on is around Israel.
And if you have these arguments around like defending Israel, or criticizing Israel, Aiden
Ross is always going to win that argument for the majority, and even morally he's going
to be on the correct side.
If both sides are right-wing shitheads, and one side is pro-Israel and one side is
anti-Israel, who the fuck do you think is the right side?
Who is gonna be the morally correct side in that situation, even if it's marginal?
It's gonna be the person who shits on Israel.
That's it.
That's just the truth, okay?
And this is the dynamic that I think a lot of people don't understand because then they
go, well, okay, well, one side is fomenting anti-Semitism, the other side is combating
anti-Semitism.
Okay, but the other side is fucking defending Israel.
Do you ever see the end game of not being nationalist enough?
I mean, I'm sure there is, it's a suicidal ideology,
regardless of fascism is, right?
It shrinks endlessly.
But there is more, there is more here.
And I need to find it.
Does anyone have the rest of the clips?
Cause it's very good and it's very funny.
Oh my God, Fuentes brother, you are lost.
You need to ally people like Fuentes.
He's getting too big and will continue to get bigger.
And guess what?
Eventually it'll be impact.
You are fucking lost.
He is getting big.
You need to.
Yeah.
Like, and then Aiden Ross, and this is again, this is where he's wrong.
Okay.
Aiden Ross turns around and says, you got to ally with people like Nick Fuentes, okay?
Put me in my place.
Show me.
I'm a coward.
Don't back out now.
Debate Fuentes.
Debate someone.
Okay.
Brother, you are lost you need all ally like
Quentus he's getting too big and will continue to get better you are lost. They're having a wrong off, dude
Okay, and guess what eventually it'll be impact. You're fucking lost. He's getting big
You need to use your brain and work with people to ally people like Fuentes
He's getting too big and will continue to get bigger and guess what eventually it'll be impact
You are fucking lost. He is getting big
You need to use your brain and work with people not against
Cuz guys like you roll over and ask them to pay your belly. No. Yes Tucker peers such our mainstream
It's inevitable need to use your brain and work with you a lot against cuz guys like you roll over and ask me to pet
Your belly. No. Yes Tucker peers, etc. mainstream. It's inevitable
I just had a back Nick right there cuz he was a Jewish man is suggesting discourse with an open neo-nazi my brain cannot comprehend the shit
Yes, brother
2025 and 20 20 25
fascism is so different and I've been telling you this for fucking years and
people for some weird reason think that it's still the old dynamic where it's
like the white white the anglos that are fucking the the foundational side of
this white supremacist movement in this country as they were in the past no
the fuck they are not America is too diverse of a nation America is too
multicultural of a country to have a fascist white supremacist movement
that is entirely comprised of the true whites. Okay? It's not going to be an Anglo movement.
It's a movement currently led by a black woman, Candace Owens, and also supported by or the second
in command by a Mexican gay guy, Nick Fuentes. Okay? Another loyal servant of white supremacy and
and straight-up hit Larry and fascism in this country,
is Myron fucking Gaines from Fresh and Fit.
And also, Aiden Ross, who is Jewish?
Woke has hit, Woke has hit DEI, brother.
Saw that.
Aiden Ross reacts as Nick Fuentes
explodes on a Sompiker over Charlie Kirk's death.
Fuck you just fuck you. Yeah, these guys are so funny. They were all like super serious about the Charlie Karkas assassination when it first came out
And they were all like acting as though, you know, my reaction wasn't sincere enough
Kind of like all your loss for fucking Nick, what is inevitable watch my ass
What is inevitable? Do you think Israel's 1,000% in the right and then he turns the conversation over to Israel?
Dave, Dave, do you think Israel's a thousand percent in the right by murdering kids in
Gaza?
War sucks.
I can't believe Dave Portnoy couldn't even in even in this conversation, he has to hit
the like war sucks war sucks.
Nobody died.
Dave, why can't you answer the question when I asked you the other side is also in
the wrong.
Do you know these are two people that are objectively pro Israel except one is
a good enough room reader, Aiden Ross, to recognize that saying free Palestine and recognizing
what time it is and saying like, fuck Israel is actually the smart way to communicate on
this issue.
Okay?
But it's funny that neither of them can apply the appropriate criticism to an ethno state,
a Jewish ethno state, a Jewish supremacist ethno state that is currently doing a genocide,
right?
Do you think Israel's a thousand percent-
Yeah, the entire chat is going ove, juanju violence, all the stuff.
Yeah, that's all I'm asking.
There is no a thousand percent right in the war.
Why can't you just say yes or no?
Why?
Why do you have to just go around the question?
Answer the fucking question here, Dave.
Can you admit that there are innocents dying?
Why can't you answer this question? Of course. Thank you. Therefore you need to point out both sides, Dave.
I have Muslim fans. Nobody has ever said otherwise. So do I. I have fans of all types. So do I.
So stand up.
You didn't object to the pro-Israel he used to be.
I would say in the last couple of months he's become way more pro-Palestine.
I mean, or at least like he presents himself as being like pro-Palestine.
But he still does the both side shit
He's prop house line now only as a function of being pro anti-Semite. No, I think he's just pro-clout
He's he's a better room reader than Dave Portnoy is he's a both sides kind of guy, but
He was definitely pro-Israel initially like he would have a hard time
if you remember like when he would have conversations with like speed where speed was a like free Palestine and
and Aiden would try to be like
Uh, you know try to defend Israel a little bit and that was even before October 7
For the people who love and follow you, right? I made it very clear to you guys. Dave Portnoy has had tons of people come up to him say fuck
He was dick-riding Israel when everyone was shitting on you, I know I know all these guys were
At least for Aiden. He's Jewish and he fucking grew up and
Probably he didn't really pick up on a lot of information when he was growing up clearly
but this was something that he kind of like through osmosis figured out
Okay, I think Aiden Ross being pro-Israel
As an American Jew is a much more understandable position than like someone like as my goal for example
Yeah, and obviously he talked to Trump talked to Aiden when
Aiden was
Hyping him up in the stream and he asked him if he was pro-Israel and he was like yeah, of course
This is your your Jewish. Are you a fan of Israel? Yeah
Would it never happen October 7th would have never happened if I was president and everybody admits it Iran was broke
They had no money. I wouldn't let anybody buy oil from Iran as soon as Biden comes
He didn't have any he didn't have a clue he let everything happen
But Iran was totally broke. They had no money and I wouldn't let them do I wouldn't let them nobody China
I said you buy oil from Iran and you can't do business in the United States. They said we'll pass
I mean that's fine and but I did that with everybody and we would have had a deal a hundred percent
We would have had a deal and there would have been no attack. There was no money left Iran had no money
We would have made a deal. We would have made a fair deal for them. I would have loved to have made a fair deal
I'm not looking to I just want them. They can't have a nuclear weapon. It's very simple
They can't have a new what makes ateroscopy flint is on his side
I don't think Aida Ross thinks.
I think he just, he understands,
he is smarter than some of these other guys on the right
in the sense that he can read the room.
But I don't think he thinks about things.
Like I don't think he thinks about like
what kind of impact this might have.
He just sees that like the environment has shifted
in the direction of being openly anti-Israel.
he's openly anti-Israel. He realizes that a lot of the people who are anti-Israel are
now also engaging in a fuck ton of anti-Semitic stuff. And he's like, okay, well, you know,
I got to do that equal opportunity. Hey, it's ironic because it's like, again, a more
consistent position, even if it's wrong, he's consistently wrong. Even if the moral
calculation here is that it's wrong, right? At least he's consistent in the direction of
being wrong, right? And that puts him in a better position in the conservative movement
than the likes of Ben Shapiro or Dave Portnoy, who are totally open to shitting on every
fucking marginalized group all the goddamn time but then turning around and being like
how dare you say anything about the Jews. This doesn't make any sense for the average
American who does not have this investment in protecting and preserving the safety and
security of Jews who does not have any interest whatsoever in continuing this ridiculous
relationship with Israel. This is something that I've been talking about for years. Okay?
Nuclear weapon. You cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon. So what happens is we worked very hard.
Yeah, like Aiden Ross has attacked me for the last two years over my fucking pro-Palestine
position endlessly, endlessly. Aiden Ross has also stated that he was pro-Israel until like
recently, right? Every now and then, if pushed, he would go, Oh, yeah, I'm pro-Palestine, free
Palestine, some shit like that. But now, now he's totally leaning into that side. And it's
smart for him to do this. Because every time someone yells at him, just like every time
someone yells at Nick Fuentes, he can turn around and say, what I'm saying about everybody,
What I'm saying about Jews is no different than what Randy Fein says.
If anything, it's more tame than what Randy Fein says about Muslims.
And this is true.
Now I'm not in favor of fighting fire with fire, but this is absolutely turning into
the battle in this country.
the cultural and political battle in this country.
It's not a secret that the Israeli lobby has realized
that they've lost a lot of motion,
they've lost a lot of sauce,
and everybody fucking hates Israel.
And even more and more people are now also tying Israel
to Jews and hating Jews as well.
It's not like anti-Semitism completely went away
at any point throughout American history,
but now it's growing.
In Israel, Israel is realized like,
the only way we can combat that is not by making people love Israel. We can't do that.
Toothpaste out of the tube, cats out of the bag. We should just make them hate Muslims more.
So now the battle that is brewing in American culture is like,
do you hate the Jews more or do you hate the Muslims more?
Candace Owens is on the side of hating Jews.
Tucker Carlson is on the side of, I mean, he doesn't openly say he has any disdain
for Jews and he's too smart to ever say anything like objectively anti-Semitic. He'll just lean
into it. He'll always take nods to it. He'll hire people who will say stuff like that,
but he won't say it personally. But Tucker Carlson is on the side of saying like,
no, it's actually Israel that's dividing us, right? And there are people now,
there are people now who basically do the same thing that the Zionist lobby has been trying
to do. And again, there is evidence for this. Drop site reporting has extensively covered it.
If you recall, right, I retweeted it recently again. The whole leaked Israeli government research,
Israel's considered a genocidal apartheid country abroad according to Israel's own research.
Israel's best tactic to combat this according to the studies to foment fear of radical
Islam and jihadism, right? So now there are people who are basically like doing the reversal of that
and in an effort to combat against Israel, they're just leaning into anti-Semitism.
It's a terrifying prospect, it's terrible, okay? Having said that,
It's completely out of my hands. You know what I mean? This is a much broader conversation that's taking place, and it doesn't even fucking matter what people like myself have to say about it.
Okay? You know what my positions are. I think anti-Semitism, just like Islamophobia, is unacceptable. It's an unacceptable bigotry.
It is unnecessary hatred that is fomented, it relies on treating people like they are a monolith, right?
And ultimately has nothing to do with the nation-states that we are talking about. That's silly shit.
Best tactic when you're sure you want to go on taking land for future desired demographics. Exactly. No, that is the whole point.
back in 2016, 2018, I managed to get out of the right wing Shapiro Milo pipeline by feeling
this as a contradiction with the sentiment of the content they produce versus my reality
is a gay man living in a severely homophobic country.
I can't relate to people like Aiden who can just throw away everything that is so dear
to him and his identity over cloud motion.
I mean, content creators are different than human beings like normal human beings.
Let's be real.
They operate on, they operate on the algorithm.
They live and die by the algorithm.
Yeah, Elden Ross called you a terrorist
because you're interviewing a Yemeni teenager,
which is so funny because I'm willing to bet
that while he was calling me a terrorist,
his entire chat was calling him a Jewish terrorist
for even criticizing me
for interviewing a Yemeni teenager.
Fuck the Jews, fuck the people.
Never happened to me.
I've had people that come up to me and say,
you know what bro?
You give the Jews a good look, Aiden,
or you know what dude?
Thank you for doing you.
Thank you for standing up for what's right.
And that's what I'm gonna continue on to do.
And that's it.
So Dave, whenever you're ready,
I posted the texts that you told me to.
I'll let you, you said you were gonna publish it.
I beat you to it.
Dave, whenever you're ready to come on my stream,
we could talk about it, bro.
We could talk about it.
All right.
But I think you could agree chat
or people that are gonna see this.
Don't give content creators a pass because you are one.
No dumb ass.
You're misunderstanding my point once again.
I hate this fucking cynical ass approach
to what I'm saying here.
I'm saying content creators don't operate
like normal human beings do.
That's why I always say be charitable to others.
But when I'm talking about charitable,
I'm talking about like random people
who've been duped by content creators.
Content creators themselves are grifting.
First and foremost, they care,
in most circumstances, they care more about the algorithm,
they care more about cloud,
that's how they make their money.
So they operate with like very different boundaries.
They operate with very different intentions
than the average person does.
That's not being,
that's not giving any of us a pass at all.
Human beings are gonna agree with me Dave the Jews might agree with you the Jews
I don't care about anyone else but themselves might agree with you
But there's Jews with good hearts out there Dave that would agree with me over you and I could guarantee that
It's not hard to have a heart in this world. It's not a missy grifting. Oh god. Yeah, that's what I did just now
Thank you for once again demonstrating your inability to understand the words
There are obviously still people who have an ideological goal. Okay, I do I have one it's very open
I'm very open about it. I'm very honest about it. Honest to a fault about it. I'm very stubborn about it.
If I was grifting per se, there have been numerous political and cultural shifts that have taken place
over the course of the last 12 years that I've been online. I would have leaned into those cultural
shifts. I never did. I stayed steadfast with my worldview, with my desire to build a better world,
a different world, and deliver alternative, a socialist alternative. If that wasn't the case,
If I was this grifter, as you say, you could go back and find points throughout my commentary
career where I'm like advocating for the exact opposite things that I'm advocating for now,
but that's not the case. That's why I think it's always funny when motherfuckers who are like
learning about Israel post October 7 come in here and try to criticize me
on the way I'm talking about this stuff, when I've been talking about this stuff for 10 years,
You didn't even know anything you barely learned how to fucking wipe your ass
You barely learn what fucking Israel is to begin with and now you're coming over here and being like I don't really appreciate your place in this space
In in speaking about anti-zionism in the appropriate ways. It's fucking ridiculous
Okay
About oh do this do that. No, it's not humans. What's right? What's wrong that simple happy holiday?
Your enemies have changed their tactics multiple times over the past eight years.
Most of them have easy clips proving that they're full of shit exactly.
On the issue of Israel, for example, okay, you will not find any clips of me taking
a pro-Israel position by any fucking metric.
won't because I'm consistent. Yeah and not only that but I was fucking and this
doesn't mean anything in the grand scheme of things especially because of the
issues that I was seeking out on were far more consequential it was death
destruction genocide but having having said that yeah I mean because of my
Unyielding, unchanging positions on Israel, my criticism of Israel, a third of this fucking community left after October 7.
There were plenty of October 7 leavers.
So many people for the last two fucking years have called me a Muslim Islamic terrorist.
An Islamic terrorist who needs to be deported, an Islamic terrorist who needs to be arrested, imprisoned, de-platformed.
Now many of those people are also taking the same stances that I took post-October 7 and pre-October 7.
Okay? After spending two fucking years endlessly being like, we gotta get this guy out of here.
These guys are all terrorists. These guys are all fucking, uh, animals. They're terrorists. There's
terrorists. Yeah, here, this is one of the-
You have a wallet. Why do you lie? So had somebody on your stream recently who's a legit
a terrorist. You are a terrorist, bro. When you end the stream, you hate America.
Leave the country. Nobody likes you anyway. Just leave. Go back to wherever the fuck you're
from to hit America so bad and go over there and I promise you guys
Fucking retard schmuck schmuck. I think it was all the same you were begging for a
contract when they started was the most branded revision of events I've ever
heard. I saw him oh my mom and dad's life you were and don't do that because I
can't throw certain people under the bus and everyone believes me.
That was the funniest thing they were saying I was begging for a kick contract.
I got no reason to lie. I exposed and I talked to her about everything. I don't give a fuck.
I got no reason to lie. All my life. Remember when he said I was like perma banned off cake
to in the beginning. It's so funny. This was such a stupid take that like even Aiden's
fan base didn't believe this. They were like, dude, what the fuck are you talking about?
If you were entertaining this contract about coming to kick in the beginning, don't
lie. Don't do that. And guess what? You would have taken the money from steak.
So you don't even make any fucking sense.
You suck.
You suck.
I like this conversation, this hypothetical,
because I objectively did not.
Even ex-QC denied that, I think.
Yeah.
Look, what are we talking about?
Suck.
How does this retard have a fucking audience?
Like, I'm not even joking.
Yo, bro, he is, he's banned in Turkey?
It makes sense.
Let's ban him from America.
Yo, he is a literally a terrorist.
Yo, bro, please, we've been from America.
Yo, bro, I will get a pull sign.
I guarantee everyone will sign it.
He sucks.
He sucks.
Yeah, why do I hate America, by the way?
Because of America's continued allegiance with Israel
in the process of doing a genocide.
Okay, that's it.
That's why these motherfuckers were like,
oh, you hate America, you hate America.
Because I kept saying,
I don't think America should be giving unlimited
weapons to Israel as Israel is conducting a fucking genocide and now all these
little bitches are saying the same shit now they want to fucking switch up and it
won't even fuck a matter right it won't even matter for their audiences it
doesn't matter because they don't really have any real political convictions I'm
sure there are some who do in these audiences but not enough to to
recognizes inconsistency and call it out. And to start questioning whether or not this is
actually decent. Okay.
Poopy pee pee man. Terrorist. You are legit a terrorist. Are you going to address this
point? Hassan, talk to a terrorist. A terrorist.
Let's support us on hashtag the poor son. Oh my god, bro, please
It's so funny bro damn hilarious I'm passing out laughing
You know you fucked up when Aiden Ross is making points crazy how rational Aiden sounds Hasan viewers really are so brain-dead
I'll sign that petition get him out of here
So true. Hassan has done nothing for his community other than blame them for everything. It's funny because it's true actual W from Aiden
Wow Eden even Aiden can sound based on this topic. That's scary
You fucked up if Aiden Ross of all people make you sound like a idiot. I think
What a lot of these guys don't fucking understand is yet you agree with them because you are also a dumbass
when you turn around and you go, Oh dude, it is sounds real rational here. There are instances
where Aiden can sound rational. When he is now taking a anti-Israel position against Dave
Portnoy, or he can even sound consistent. Okay. But if you agree with him, uh, demanding
that I get fucking deported because I'm not eating Israel's dick, then maybe you're
not actually anti-Israel. Those people all sound like boomers but they're all 16.
Time is a full circle. As a leftist that does disagree with you on several points, I know
for sure you aren't a grifter because you not only are very upfront when you disagree
with other leftists all the time, but you also don't go agree with any popular right
position out the mention you can't grift to the left if you're a grifter you
wouldn't ever disagree with your audience many people don't know what
grifter means clearly yep if you were to grift why the fuck wouldn't you change
your positions what as the winds blow in a different direction okay why
wouldn't you this doesn't make sense yeah here is the here's the post
Charlie Kirk, when Nick Fuentz was crying about how I wasn't sufficiently grieving Charlie
Kirk's death.
His first reaction was to make a glib remark about gun control.
Seriously.
Yeah, that was crazy.
I even saw what Kai said.
That was wack too, bro.
That's a 31 year old man.
That's a young man with a life in place.
He got shot in cold blood.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
It was a few minutes at the end of the day, bro.
Like, shit is crazy.
Thanks to you now, says he doesn't like Trump.
Now that Trump is unpopular.
Yeah, college students never forget the trauma of his
children, of his family.
It's what about the people.
The how, by the way, how, how quickly did Nick switch up on Charlie?
I've been doing this shit for years.
Okay
I've been doing this shit for years my positions didn't change I said the same exact shit
In the in the aftermath of Charlie Kirk's assassination as
I do now, okay
All these people all these people go along with the fucking wind
You're not bending over all the pressure and losing so many views after October 7th is the most respectable thing about you
And you don't bring this up enough. Yeah, because I think it's fucking I think it's it's selfish
Okay, the reason why I don't talk about it that much
Is because or or the same reason why I qualify it every single time is because it's worth it
Okay, it's worth it to stand by your principles
Even if people don't want to fucking hear it
Okay, even if people turn around and say fuck you I don't want to hear this
I'm never going to give you money again. I hope you fucking go broke as many people did
Okay, even if you are endlessly hounded
As I was as people in this community were as well non fucking stop
It's always worth it to stand by your principles and the reason why I don't want to bring it up that frequently
Or it qualified every single time is because what I was talking about is far more consequential
Okay, it's nothing. Oh, no. Whoa is me
I lost a third of my audience as a fucking content creator
Because I was firmly committed to the anti genocide position who gives a fuck there were children being slaughtered
Okay, and Americans needed to wake up to that reality
I would have done it if I had 10 fucking people watching at that point. Okay, that's it
That's it
That's it, because that is the far higher priority.
That is far more consequential to get that word out, to not let Palestinians die in vain.
Okay?
Palestinians who in their last moments were still trying to show the rest of the world
what Israel was doing to them using e-sims, trying to get a crumb of internet so they
could post yet another brutal fucking bombing campaign that took place day in, day out.
Palestinian doctors, Palestinian teachers, children in Gaza, who gives a fuck if half
of this community left, you know, and they didn't want to hear it. They didn't want to
hear someone say, no, this is Israel's fault. Israel's still the far, far more, the far
more villainous actor here that Hamas's standards of violence or its impact could
never reach anything that Israel has done to the Palestinian population for decades prior
to even Hamas's existence. Hamas's formation and his tactics have evolved throughout time
as a direct consequence, as retaliation to Israel's unlimited violence.
That's the reason why I think it's not worthwhile to talk too much about, you know, all the issues,
you know, all the harassment and the endless smears that not just myself, but everyone
who has been pro-Palestinian have withstood for decades that witnessed this fucking crazy.
What about everybody that will be affected by the knock on violence that results from
this?
No.
Chow Chow said was black as fuck too.
Sick person.
Your response is to make some glib remark about gun control.
It's just black.
Fuck you.
He couldn't get he couldn't get anything out of my response. So we had to like cry about how I wasn't sufficiently grieving
Okay, it's awesome
Honestly, yeah, it's really emerald. He doesn't lord over the stuff over rules a common impulse to have some leftist content creators
Asked why some of us get protected was on well
is why so many people without principles in the industry, we have to stand by the few who do have
them and are fighting for us. And it's not as the biggest of them all, I know, but from the outside,
from the outsider's perspective, people look at that and very quickly dismiss it and they go,
oh, you just have a cult like attitude towards this one singular figure. I've never,
I've never demanded like complete submission. You can disagree with me, just be normal about
your disagreements. And don't assume cynically that I'm saying something for an alternative
reason than the one that I present. There's never been a moment in my career where I've
sheltered you from my true opinion, no matter how consequential that might be, no matter
how much animosity, no matter how much anger and resentment it brings my way.
That's it. But I do think that it makes people a little fucking crazy or they just they can't
comprehend it. They don't want to they don't want to understand where I'm coming from
and and they would rather just wasn't that the same thing I see try to get you with
What do you mean?
Yeah, that's the hilarious part of this, is that yes,
this is what a lot of these grifters do,
they fucking project.
People with no discernible worldview,
no real policy prescriptions,
no real interest in politics beyond simply, you know,
reacting to wherever the winds are blowing
and leaning into wherever the winds are blowing.
They turn around and they project and they say,
Oh, this guy's a grifter. They never actually say why they never actually show the inconsistencies in my position
Or if they try to show an inconsistency is just a fucking lie. It's not a position that I hold at all
I'll give you another example of this in terms of my my uncompromising position
Liberals, the first big exit point for a lot of liberals was my anti-nado position when Russia invaded Ukraine.
I maintained the position still to this day that it was unjustifiable for Russia to invade Ukraine.
I think it was completely unacceptable. It was morally repugnant. It was violent and it still is.
And yet, if you ask a fuck ton of liberals, it's all or nothing.
And therefore, uh, how dare you say that your anti-nado is on, how dare you call into question America's crimes is on, this is not a moment for that, you're a fucking piece of shit, you love Russia.
I never changed my position on this. Okay, I did it.
There are chatters who are still mad at you about that to this day. Yeah, it's fucking four years now, and there's still motherfuckers who lose their minds over it. Yeah, whatever.
In any case, let's get the DOJ uncovering more documents related to Jeffrey Epstein before
we move on to socialismists.
The Justice Department says it is uncovered more than a million documents that are potentially
related to this case.
Our Chief White House correspondent Selena Wang is near Mar-a-Lago where the President
is spending the holiday week.
Selena, good morning.
Hey, Rana. Good morning. And this was really a surprise announcement from the
Justice Department saying they've uncovered more than a million additional
documents potentially related to convictive sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
And the DOJ says because of the sheer volume of all of these files, it could
take a few more weeks to review and release these files. They say lawyers
are working around the clock to ensure that these documents are
properly redacted to protect victims without explanation.
It's not even the outrage on Capitol Hill.
Democrats claim the DOJ is breaking the law
by missing last week's deadline to release these files.
Now sources had previously told ABC
that the DOJ has upwards of a million files
related to Jeffrey Epstein,
but so far only about 100,000 have been made public.
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer
is putting it this way.
Posting, quote,
a Christmas Eve news dump of a million more files
only proves what we already know.
Trump is engaged in a massive coverup.
Now look, this is a striking announcement
from the Justice Department.
Given that months ago,
Trump officials had already claimed
that they had done a comprehensive review
of all Epstein-related files.
But still, the Justice Department is insisting
that everything will eventually be released
in compliance with the law.
Will?
It's all gonna take a while to comb through
and untangle Sly and Wang down in Florida for us.
Thank you so much.
In his first Christmas sermon, Pope Leo focused on the conditions for Palestinians in Gaza
and gave thought to displaced people around the world.
The unusually direct appeal was during what is normally a spiritual service on the day
that celebrates the birth of Jesus.
The first US Pope said the story of Jesus being born in a stable showed that God had,
quote, pitched his fragile tent among the people of the world.
How then can we not think of the tents in Gaza?
Exposed to weeks to rain, wind and cold, and of those of so many other refugees and displaced
persons in every continent, or of the makeshift shelters of thousands of homeless people
in our own cities?
Leo was elected in May by the world's cardinals to succeed the late Pope Francis.
He's known to have a more quiet diplomatic style than his predecessor, and usually refrains
from making political references in his sermons.
But Leo has also lamented the conditions for Palestinians in Gaza several times recently.
He told journalists last month that the only solution in the decades-long conflict
This this pope is also too old bro. We got to chill out
We got a fucking chill out with how woke this pope is anyway
Are there gets a socialism is no it's fucking Christmas Day, so
Let's talk about
How some people were spending their Christmas Eve and by some people I mean clavicular
Also known as kick streamer who can't stop using the n-word
This is from Jarvis Johnson, friend of the show Jarvis, covered clubicular.
I have talked about him a little bit as well.
A guy who came out from the lookism, looks maxing community with BP edits and whatnot.
I started seeing him on my take talk for you page and basically I did not like what I saw.
I was just giving ED to young men in general and causing them to have severe body dysmorphia.
Okay.
genuine complications. Blackpill edits, BP edits are pretty devastating, but this is a person whose
entire content revolves around looks maxing, ED is eating disorders chat, looks maxing, changing
the way you look in an effort to ascend to being a Chad. Yes, phase is breaking apart as well.
I'm seeing that I'm paying attention to that as well. We'll cover that too
but
What is this the clip of him and Bradley is so funny you put his TD on a shoulder voice
You better go out. I haven't been to the gym in about three weeks. So hence the
the lack of games
Ed's gambling back but um, essentially what you're gonna want to do fellas is
Tape this to your belt. So you actually look like you have a little bit of size on you
When you're like me and all you're doing is partying all the time and not lifting. Yeah. Yeah, I saw I saw a clip of you putting like
I don't know on your shoulder
Bro, that was I'm not gonna lie. That was the gayest thing I've ever saw though. That's gay
That's okay. I was like gay because it's like but it gets your result. I
Don't think it's gay
And I'm stealing this from a doll I saw on the on my for you page, but it's objectively it's trans
It's like, there was this, yeah, it's drag, but also beyond drag because they take hormones
and stuff too.
It's kind of giving trans.
And before people get mad at me for saying this, I mean, it is quite literally gender-affirming
care to a degree that is unsustainable and unhealthy, okay?
I would say that gender confirmation for trans people is very healthy.
It helps you avoid suicide, you know, things like that, makes you more comfortable in your
own skin.
Whereas these guys are basically breaking their brains through gender-affirming care.
Yeah, he is a male to male trans man, trans mask, okay?
And it's beyond reason, it's beyond being healthy in general.
It's just like, this is a, this is the unironic, unhealthy version of what conservatives claim
trans people are doing.
kid is 19 years old and he's so obsessed with ascending in this completely made up tier structure
okay completely made up tier structure this hierarchy that he abides by
at the age of 19 he looks like he's in his fucking 30s almost i mean he looks young and old at the
the same time and apparently he's like micro dosing, uh, methamphetamines, like not even
Adderall straight up crystal meth.
How are you going to take your shirt off in front of a girl, have your shoulder titties
fall out?
Yeah.
And of course, as he got more and more popular on TikTok, he got a kick contract.
And as soon as you got a kick contract, he got way more races.
There was one big, uh, initial races moment where he had, uh, they asked him about how
he feels about Marlin.
guys know Marlon. He's the phase adjacent content creator. He's a model. I've played
basketball with him before. He's an athlete. He's a decent guy. I like him. Right. He's
very handsome fellow. And he was asked about whether or not Marlon was a chat or something
and his response basically was like, Oh, he would be a chat, but he's black. And that's
when everyone was like, what the fuck do you mean? He'd be a Chattavite, but he's black.
Like what? What? That sounds a little racist. And after that, he started collaborating with
Nick Fuentes doing all this shit, right? And, and leading into it. And then he actually
blew up even further from that. And, and then he got a kick contract. And now he
says the N word all the time. I don't know if Jarvis covers all this stuff. So
So I just wanted to give you the proper backstory. Okay. And if anyone has like the actual tier
list of BP in the looks maxing community, I would love to explain it to you guys, but
the install term for blackchads is Tyrone. Yeah. I mean, it's obviously the, the, the
looks maxing community initially came from like bodybuilding forms, but it took a light
of his own in the right wing, in the right wing infill, in cell sphere. And it's very,
very racist. This is the reason why there's like also a mass adoption of the term physiognomy,
like the, the shit that you see all over the internet now, TikTok basically normalized
than and mainstreamed a lot of these, a lot of these different cultural variants that were
relegated to the dark rooms of the internet, you know, forums and things like that. Now
it's all over. If I give you a day off of the mere knowledge of this shit, I would
know. I mean, I know all about this stuff. There are older videos of me checking the
Lookism website for like all the way back in like 2018 2019 because they would talk about me all the
time on there to be like oh this guy is he's like a like a natural chat or something I don't
fucking know but um but uh but but but they were very mad about my politics even back then
um and they still are
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In any case, yeah, they called, they called you a chap, but also an
Epsler. Yeah.
And, um,
there are different variants of Chad that there's Chad light.
There's Chad.
Mogging is something that you guys need to understand.
Like when you mug someone, you're, you're, you know, looking better
than they are.
like is there a is there a like a library where we just like click on like a wikipedia
or something that I can like show you piece by piece but yeah they do like buckle fat
removal they do numerous things mewing jaw smashing there are so many different ways
of trying to change the way that your your your face looks basically and the way that
your body looks as well there's got to be an in cell wiki right in cells dot wiki
is that what it is?
Inceldom Pride flag.
Now it doesn't, this movement, this community basically both takes itself very seriously,
but also not serious at all.
Its entry point is all jokes, right?
is all jokes is all memes but then the more you go along uh the more you fall into uh this this
pipeline the more seriously you take it and clavicular is basically a a creature of this
movement right i know the reason why i'm talking about is because of the stream slapper that he
ran over chat stop fucking linking it to me i'm just giving you the proper backstory
Okay, calm down. Yes, do you think I'm randomly describing to you clavicular and the incel glossary out of nowhere on a fucking Christmas day? No, there's a reason for it.
Suffix denoting involuntary celibate, using the four major the words gym cell, height cell, bold cell, work cell, wrist cell, etc.
Maxing is an effort to improve aspects of one's life to secure sexual and or romantic
intimacy, maximize it, used to denote self-improvement in general.
A lot of these guys are very autistic if you couldn't tell from this like decently put
together Wikipedia for fucking incels.
Mogged, suffix indicating being dominated by another person.
The stemword denotes the feature that one is being dominated by derives from the
the PUA term AMOG alpha male of the group, deliberately trying to humiliate otherwise
dominate others was advocated as a form of increasing your perceived social value of
women by pickup artists.
This usage later morphed to refer to any feature that supposedly contributes to the perceptions
of social dominance in general.
Now, a lot of this stuff I also, insincerely and as a joke, utilize as well.
Some of this stuff is very funny.
The difference is I don't take this stuff seriously.
I don't think that this stuff is good.
I think it's actually poison, especially for a lot of young men. Okay.
Hype mug being dominated by another man's height.
Wrist mug being dominated by man's thicker wrist.
Skull mug being dominated by a man with a better shaped or bigger skull.
Akabusa mugged being dominated by a man of Chris Akabusi,
like prowess. I don't know what the fuck this is. Dolph mug.
The hardest of mugged.
It means that individual got dominated by Dolph Lundgren and is now facing a
proverbial decision to leap or not to leap.
leaping in suicide.
Suey Pill is one of the, speaking of suicide, uh,
the black pill is supposed to be, uh, the,
the end of that journey is suicide.
Pill refers to embracing a type of philosophy or worldview coined by the
movie, the matrix of the character.
Morpheus gives the protagonist Neo the option to either accept his harsh
reality by swallowing a red pill or to go back to being connected to the
matrix or comforting illusion by swallowing the blue pill.
This analogy spawns several terms that use the word pills as suffix to
to note different realizations or worldviews.
Obviously, you know what red pill is.
In regards to involuntary celibacy,
confronting the idea that exchanges of material value largely
drive one's mating success as opposed
to abstract concepts like love and that female hypergamy limits
the majority of men's sexual success,
a guy like Undead Chronic is a good example.
OK?
Blue pill, the preface of believing
in a comforting or convenient lie,
especially when it concerns a person's worldview
in regards to involuntary celibacy, this essentially reverse attitudes that minimize
the role of individual diversities such as physical attractiveness or social constraints
in driving human mating successes in favor of platitudes such as you'll find someone
one day and the like.
This is why a lot of people in the incel orbit despise the kinds of commentary that I engage
in whenever I talk about this kind of stuff because they consider that to be bullshit.
Oh, you're just like trying to blue pill your audience.
trying to make them into normies or whatever the fuck, right? And the reality of the matter
is a lot of these concepts are unimaginably reductive and, and, and put you on this, this
journey of un-nuanced thinking. It's for dumb people. It's for dumb people to larp as though
they've all they've arrived at a hidden truth okay yes my main premise my main
plank in my ideology my worldview is that everyone can be a seven which is the
polar opposite of their main ideological idea that you have genetic predetermination
you are slotted into a specific place in society through your genes this is
also another thing that really pisses off a lot of people. And for the record,
the reason why I say this is on nuance thinking is because there is some truth
to the obvious preferences that dating partners have in terms of, you know,
your material possessions or your physical attributes. Of course, that's
fucking normal. Everyone does that. Okay. The difference is these guys
treated as a zero sum game. It's either one or, or it's either, it's
either or they look at it as a binary
which is stupid it's on nuance
that's not how human beings operate
it's very black and white thinking
and unfortunately
as many
autistic chatters know in this community as well
on nuance or black and white thinking is a primary function
unfortunately for all of us we do love engaging in this binary mode of
thinking
and get very heavily invested in one side of an argument
over the other. Whereas the truth in this circumstance especially is somewhere in the middle. Of course,
if you are five foot four as a male, you are going to have a harder time than someone who is six
foot four as a male in terms of dating preferences. That doesn't mean that you're not going to be
able to find anyone. Okay. And as a matter of fact, if you consistently, consistently lean
into how much of a setback this is, how much of a genetic setback this is, and allow this
to dominate your existence, you're going to be less likable.
But a hurdle does not mean it's impossible to fucking climb, okay?
Anyway, but that is part of the reason why I despise this kind of fatalistic depressed
way of thinking because black pill, which is the maximum version of this, or sui pill
basically is the last part of this, but black pill is a fatalistic depressed version of
the red pill, particularly one focused on external solutions as opposed to individual
ones or on the importance of physical attractiveness in driving men's dating success.
Purple pill, the stance of being neutral or on the fence in regards to gender relations,
I didn't even know that that was a thing.
White pill, the acceptance of the black pill when one seeks to assimilate black
knowledge to either improve your life or find ways of coping with being a male
that is disadvantaged by factors the black pill discusses. The term has also
been used by some to refer to the negation of the black pill, i.e. another
form of the blue pill, pink pill, fem-cell version of the black pill, that either
invert several black pill claims accusing men of being the hypergamous
sex or otherwise asserts that women are disadvantaged in the dating market
vis-a-vis men of fem-cell philosophy. Yeah, motivation. Fuel is also
So, motivation for something, life fuel, inspirational, motivating, induces warm emotions,
suey fuel or suicide fuel, depressing, demotivational.
So, I'm not going to get into all of this stuff, but we already covered some of it.
Many of this also goes into like, many of this also goes into like way, way deeper,
an insane territory, some of which you already know, like beta males, Becky is
a moderately attractive female, not as attractive as Stacey, there is this hierarchy in everything.
There is this hierarchy in everything, but the guiding principle of this hierarchy, or
just the fact that there is this sort of hierarchy at all, even though human beings are very
complex and offer imperfections and have, you know, mastered certain things that might
be perceived as, as putting you in a higher status in the dating world or whatever. A lot
of these guys, when they lean into incel shit, lean into this, this, this genetic predeterminist
mostly outdated psych terminology, okay, and it guides every waking moment.
It dominates their entire, it dominates their whole lives, it dominates their worldview,
it basically bricks their brain into believing this completely self-imposed hierarchy that
they're a part of.
And a lot of it also revolves around one of the least changeable aspects, your
skull shape and that's where you kind of start to realize how much of a
for knowledge is data to these guys have it's perfect partnership with fascism
for this reason it's pseudo scientific it's very stupid but it's also kind of
welcoming for a lot of people who don't actually who actually want to take
the black pill and then say no there's nothing I can do about this right
there's nothing I can do about this the system the system was designed far
before I ever had a say in it and that I looked away that I do and there's nothing I can do
to change it. I have no hope. That's what being blackpilled is. And it's all about aesthetics.
Okay? Police tell me they have a bunch of opinions on big size. Of course they do.
BBC theory. This theory argues that blacks are in fact quintessential of masculinity
and sex appeal. Some white cells who have failed in their home country see blacks
is succeeding and adopt the belief that it's better to be black than white on the dating
market. They talk about black people's penises all the fucking time. Literally nonstop. What
do you think a lot of the cuck-porn is? Can we close the in cell wiki before you're
baited into reading it? What do you mean I've been reading it now? Stop. I've been reading it
to explain all this stuff to you. So yes, there is definitely a homoerotic tendency there as well,
but in any case, in any case, where was I? So this previously like 4chan culture
Twitter that was designed to be discussed in forums blew up all over Twitter. I have
time and time again talked about the dangers of this becoming more mainstream. And at this
stage it is incredibly mainstream. Okay. Some people adopt the language as a joke as a
meme myself included because there's you know funny little quirks. You know, oh, I just
mod this person, right? Like you say it without truly believing in it, but there are plenty
who actually go down the rabbit hole and adopt this framework and basically make it their
whole lives.
Clevicular is one of those people. He is a creature of this worldview. And his entire
goal has been very openly to ascend the concept of ascension, okay? Now here I'm clicking
on the glossary. What is ascension? That is, when an incel moves on the get laid or to
gain a relationship, in some instances, it refers to an incel improving their SMV, sexual
market value, dramatically generally argued to be a prerequisite for ascending in the
first sense. There's also, there's also this tier structure that they have. I don't
know how to, I don't know if there's like an easy to, yeah, face theory, face law, the
theory that faces the most important and overshadows all of their qualities when it comes to dating.
God, they really think life's like a fucking RPG. Yes, you know, if these guys put half
as much effort into being normal people as they did into this, should they were on
our own, like you solve some of their problems? Yes, that's the whole point.
They have this self-imposed cash structure, a cash system that they have for themselves.
And they live and die by it.
And the ones that are aspirational at the very least are like the ones that are trying to
engage in like self-improvement of some sort are still doing it in this like very deeply
unhealthy way.
And it's really interesting because it's like, like even when they're, like even when
you're going to the gym, you're not doing it to like improve your, your body or
your mental health.
doing it to, like, looks max. You're doing it to gym max. It's very fucking stupid. Anyway.
And every step that you take in that direction, you still unironically take it in a negative
fashion. You're basically breaking your brain across the board even when you're supposed
to be doing something that's a real self-improvement journey.
But yeah, it's a deep, dark well of despair.
So let me see if I can find the tier system at all in here.
Yeah, because there's the high tier normie.
There's the N word, obviously.
Normie is an average, everyday boring person.
Sometimes these are referred to people that are average in looks in contrast to which
had an incel, a high-tier normie reversal person who is above average and
attractiveness, but not as attractive as a brat or Becky, a low-tier normie, refers
to a person who is below average and attractiveness.
And yeah, both men and women are tiered in the structure and it's not a
regular like zero to ten system that you know people used to use back in the
day. Okay. Is this, is it ranked their casual tier list? No, it's all, it's all casual. These
are all open servers. If you're, if you want to get down to it, I would say that the ranked
tier list would be like, I don't know, Hollywood or like the modeling, like high MMR, high
Elow lobbies is like, you know, fashion week Paris. That's, that's the highest, that's the
highest Elow server you can be in, you know, you're playing in a very competitive server
at that point. So good way to drive yourself insane. Exactly. So yeah, that's top 500
Where everyone is a is a Chad
Where the fuck is the I wish there was I could like quickly find the the tier list because I want to show you the tier list
Well, yeah looks maxing sometimes Bell looks max looks maxing is any attempt at improving one's appearance the term originated in the PSL forums
PSL is
not
party for socialism and liberation
By the way, the word PSL is an initialism for the three consecutive forms that substantially
overlapped in the user base. puahate.com, sluthate.com. And I guess I don't know what the other one
is. L is, okay. As a modification of the maxing suffix used to indicate a form of self-improvement.
Yeah, remember this shit. Yeah, these are like entry levels. Home math is entry level stuff into the the far more complex theory.
of, you know, all the in-sildom guys like home math play a role in, you know, they operate
in a similar vein. They have the exact same like genetic predeterminist, like approach
to dating. They look at it as just like rugged marketplace, things like that. And then,
And then people move beyond this to the theory, okay?
Yes, instead of reading like fucking state and revolution
or whatever, these guys are too busy reading
these fucking forums.
And it's very, it is, for a lot of people who,
for a lot of people who feel conflicted or feel,
hiya, hiya, hiya.
And she is not moving.
For a lot of people who are struggling in the dating marketplace, you know,
especially when they're young, um,
they think this is like world secrets that they're arriving at,
like deep hidden truths that they are figuring out.
And it's very exciting for them. Okay. It's also,
it also takes the stress away from the individual, right?
It takes the stress away from the individual.
It makes them feel like there is a systematic disenfranchisement that's
taking place. But the systematic disenfranchisement is genetically predetermined. Okay? It's a
way to cope. It's somewhat comforting. And instead of looking at this from a, you know,
materialist worldview and having that be your starting position, it's a very comforting
worldview that turns into, this is so LA, brother. I'm going to let you know if
If you have any younger siblings or relatives or whatever living in Ohio, they have broached
this subject matter.
Okay.
I would say that at this point, this is not very LA at all.
This is everywhere.
Every young man under every young man, every young boy under a certain age has encountered
this kind of thing.
I just told you that TikTok basically normalizes this kind of attitude pretty aggressively.
So yeah, you're wrong.
This is absolutely all over high schools, maybe even all the way down to like fucking
kindergartens, you know?
And it's global.
It's not just in America either.
Straight up.
And there are different variants that are culturally different because every culture
has like different, every culture has different cultural expectations, societal expectations
that that divide along gender lines.
And so, you know, there are more aggressive versions of this in other countries, but there
are absolutely people doing a similar thing in other places like South Korea, Japan,
China, I suspect, to a certain degree, despite the firewall. So, yeah, looks maxing, soft
maxing is a subset of looks maxing that concerns non-invasive and cheap methods to improve one's
looks. Examples of soft maxing are dietary changes, you know, getting lean after adopting
a healthy lifestyle. The use of certain over-the-counter supplements that are
perpetuated to or have been proven to improve certain aspects of aesthetics such as
supplements that can improve the color and tone of one's skin, such as carotenoids like
Beto keratin and astaxanthin.
Supplements that can improve overall skin quality or improve wrinkles such as collagen
and peptides.
The supplements that are claimed to improve hair and nail quality such as biotin, with
there only being evidence of biotin serving to alleviate the hair loss caused by a serious
deficiency of this mineral, working on the gym to get muscular, running, cycling.
So notice that like there is actually this unhealthy obsession, they've turned something
that is objectively healthy, something that I talk about all the time, self-improvement,
into an objectively unhealthy endeavor.
The idea of Black Bill and determinism when it comes to dating is very crazy, but in
my opinion there's nothing wrong with maximizing the way you look, giving the advice, just
be confident to someone who is obese and ugly, who is as fixable, is a disservice
to them.
This is the problem though, because there's an unhealthy way to approach self-improvement
and then there's a healthy way to approach self-improvement.
If you are talking about like, you know, this is basically the opposite of people who get
mad at me every time I talk about my own personal fitness journey or my own personal
dietary habits and say, you're fat shaming, you're actually, you're actually being
a fat shamer and you're not being woke and you're going to give everybody a fucking
eating disorder if you talk about like self-improvement in any vein in any capacity.
This is the maximized version of that in a, in a much less healthy attitude around that
on the self-improvement side.
This is why I said it's very, yeah, you're fat phobic, you know, that kind of thing.
This is quite literally the, the, the other side of that same fucking coin of just like
looking at this with, uh, with, with black and white thinking.
iraid is committed to the looks maxi many of you have good style
all thank you
in any case hard looks maxi involves more invasive or hazardous methods of
enhancing one's physical experience uh... it
appearance
injecting or taking orally anabolic steroids improve one's muscle
building capabilities far beyond what would be possible naturally
other substance like anabolic effects of weight loss drugs such as
the use of bronca bronchidilator clembuteral which is for horses
like horse asthma medicine, but it's a steroid, they improve body composition to lose body
fat and lose weight, or to use a potentially dangerous stimulants like effedrine for weight
loss, psalms would also fall in this category. Bleaching one's skin or using other chemicals
to whiten one's skin, various forms of plastic surgery, fillers, laser scar removal,
Botox, etc.
Preventing male pattern hair loss with the anti-antrogenic 5-alpha reductase enzyme
inhibitor drugs such as finasteride or deutesteride. Hair regrow agents like
Manoxidil could also be included in this category. I like that there. I'm a hard-looks maxer because I take fucking finasteride
and Manoxidil
Okay, there is a there is a a wide range here
Don't you think between taking a prescribed medicine that is FDA approved versus
literally taking anabolic steroids
But anyway, yes, this, do you understand why this is very, like, this, the irony is a lot
of these guys are right-wing, okay?
And they find themselves to be very right-wing and have these like hard line approaches.
They feel like aesthetics determine everything.
And your aesthetics are determined by your genetics and, and there's no other way around
that, right?
But it's also literally the most trans website of all time
This is like these are the same people who would tell trans people to kill themselves, but this is literally DIY shit, okay?
This is unironically DIY gender affirming care that is you know going above and beyond in a very unhealthy fashion
Which is ironic because gender affirming care or gender confirmation is unironically good and healthy for trans people
So, in any case, controversial look-smaxing methods.
Mewing, a practice that supposedly improves facial bones, such as the position of the maxilla
through adopting the correct tongue posture.
Bone smashing, a practice that supposedly relies on Wolfe's law that states that bones
adapt to stress by becoming stronger to improve bone structure, basically striking
yourself in the face in the belief that this will remold your facial bones.
This is a real thing for the record.
They literally do this.
Plavicular use to do this with like a little hammer.
It's not even a joke.
Nofap, i.e., stopping masturbation for various purposes, like improving brain receptors, or
improving the hormonal profile.
Thumb pulling, a practice that some users claim to increase forward growth and nation
projection by mimicking the pulling force of orthodontic appliances with your hands
at home.
What?
growth and nation projection? What the fuck? I don't even know what this is.
Oh, to fix your teeth? Is that what it- okay. The assumption that various over-the-counter
problems like vitamin K and MK4 form can have dramatic effects in reshaping one's facial bones.
Surgery maxing in the Lux-Maxi communities is commonly argued that much of the time in
order to ascend, ugly men need to undergo plastic surgeries. The least invasive surgeries
These are autoplasts, the rhinoplasty and facial implants, often jaw and chin implants.
That is, I can't believe they say this is fucking the least invasive by the way.
You know what a jaw implant looks like?
I saw someone on my fucking 4U page.
They literally break your fucking jaw and they add these like additional implants and
then your teeth for like six months is so wide.
You have a massive fucking teeth gap and then you have to literally wear, you have
have to wear crazy corrective, what do you call it? Like you have to wear a, what's it
called again? I'm forgetting the name now. They're like more aggressive than regular braces,
but I don't know. It's not even like a retainer, but you have to wear like crazy corrective
braces on your teeth. Okay. However, this might not be enough for men who have recessed
facial bones. In these cases, maxillofacial surgery is often argued the only way to substantially
improve their empiricis. So, yeah. More uncommonly, some advocate for radical
surprise like tranny maxi i becoming male to female transgender
that is fucking insane that is insane
you're either trans or you're not this is the this is the unhealthy thing that I was
talking about, okay? Money maxing to escape insulin. Oh, but once again, the very fact
that it is a, I mean, this is, it's incredibly and deeply transphobic as well. So, it's
very right wing. In any case, in any case, where was I? Where was I? Where was I? Incomplete
list, no, list, no gel king. Stop Kobe, you were at Inso in the past for sure. Stop taking
the moral high ground. This is your most knowledgeable subject area. Unironically, I loved it.
I love that this is a first of all, if that was the case, if that was the case, which
it isn't, why would I hide it?
Okay.
No, the reason why I have extensive knowledge of the subject is because I've been talking
about incredibly niche right wing attitudes and right wing communities for the last
12 years of my fucking political commentary career. Okay? Now you change for sure, but
you deafbrows this shit in the past. No, this is not, I'm not embarrassed about having positions
in the past that are reactionary. I've talked about them, whether it be misogyny or even
transphobia, for example. This is not like, this is after I became a fully
fledged adult. And therefore, if I was younger, if I was like, right now, if I was 26, I would
have 100% found myself in the throes of this kind of shit. Okay? But the reason why I'm
very knowledgeable on it is because I've been covering this stuff for years. And also,
I don't even have a problem admitting like if I was a part of this, I wouldn't have a problem admitting that at all.
I often talk about how one of the most important aspects of
one of the most important things that I believe in is the concept of you might call it ascension.
I call it rehabilitation, okay?
Changing yourself. I believe in self-improvement. It's a very, it's a big part of my worldview.
world view is a big part of what guides me is a big part of what motivates me is
a big part of what I try to instill on others. Okay, you can call it a sentient if
you want to call it that.
In any case, my goal always in this space whenever I talk about this kind of
stuff is to try to get people to be, try to get people to have healthier
attitudes around self-improvement. Something that I was able to achieve for
myself that others can as well, whether it be improving the way you see the world, changing
the way you see the world, developing more empathy for others, or whether it be even
self-improvement in the physical realm as well in the physical space as well, knowledge
maxing, gym maxing, whatever the fuck you want to call it.
So why did I bring up all this?
Because like I said, clavicular is probably one of the most popular and least healthy
examples of this. No, Kaya, Kaya. No. Um, clavicular is, is one of the, uh, the, the, you know,
least healthy examples of this and now very, uh, very popular. Um, initially, like I said,
he was just like doing jaw maxing or fucking jaw breaking, all this stuff, like bone breaking,
bone smashing. All this shit. In any case. Let me see if I can find the the whole. Yeah,
I'll cover that side of it as well. Hold on. This girl rejected. But that was one of
Hold on let me see. Let me see. Clavicular Marlin.
Wow he's talked about Marlin quite a bit since then. Jesus Christ.
I can't even find the original video. Jesus Christ. Where the fuck is it?
But yeah, the the irony of course is that and you might have noticed this
The irony here is that clavicular was like a perfectly normal looking guy
He was a perfectly attractive dude when he was you know in his late teen years
I guess and what he did to himself
Actually made him look older and made his skin look worse made him look worse in general
And I don't know if there is like a
A transformation video or something that I can show you
So you understand like like what he considers to be like
Like that's crazy
Well, he just looks perfectly fine. He's a he's a handsome guy
And now he looks like he's zombified
And a lot of these people unironically like at first when I saw all of this stuff on my timeline
I thought they were like neeming on him. I thought they were just like as a lul cow
I thought they were telling him they were egging him on to keep going further and further keep going
Harder and harder on this looks maxing shit to like see how far they can make him like to see how ugly they can make
like a fucking internet Frankenstein's monster, right? Didn't you do the same things as Chad Maxim?
What do you mean the same thing? You mean going to the fucking gym and having a healthy diet?
You think I engaged in bone smashing and like a topical or invasive procedures like the whatever
whatever the fucking fat burner injections that he does?
Yeah, dude, I did the, I did the same thing,
going to the gym and having a healthier lifestyle overall to improve my fucking mental health and physical health is the same as whatever the fuck this is.
He's literally doing buckle-fab removal while simultaneously experimenting with methamphetamines
and you're saying, oh, these two things are the same.
That's crazy.
They're like, they're bones in the body.
How do I bone max?
Bone max?
Oh, no.
I don't do that bullshit.
He's naturally get yeah, exactly
Yeah
You're they're talking about you and maxing tiktok good one chatter. Thank you
Take a week off naughty list for you
Now you can't even participate in the fucking gift maxing
I'm going to go on the night
list. Be careful. It's
Christmas, but that don't mean
you can test me. You go on the
night list. You're out for a
week. Anyway. But this is
yeah, this is like at first,
him on like the world of t-shirts guy to like do increasingly crazy or shit, but I realize
they unironically think this is an ascension like they think he looks better now and it's a very
strange phenomenon. Very, very strange phenomenon. But there's a lot of like, you know, racialized
undertones here as well, a lot of racism as well, which is expected. I don't know why Kaia is
is bone smashing maxing herself by firmly standing right behind my chair.
She is also, that's what she's doing.
She's a tail smash maxing.
He has a Turkish friend who became a low cow cookie king.
Yeah, that's the other there was the cookie verse or something where a lot of these people were also saying there's like this cookie king guy
I've talked about it before
But it's like this look clubs goals are inspiring your shit like this
This guy looks like he just did crystal and got into a fight two days ago. He looks so unhealthy
I know video games last map and
You know just do that
Like I just want to mug nine to five's math maxing
You know like I want to grind this game so hard that like the guy who gets home from work and has like maybe
A ps4 from back in the day. I just want to fucking destroy him because I'm on math
I want to play video games
You know
Are you serious?
What you get with anything not normal
not normal the normal race I think he's talking about why a party show as you
guys might have seen so hopefully there's an entire bro there is an
entire universe there is an entire universe around these guys and these
communities like fucking pop off you might think like oh this only a 72 views
or 72 likes we use a shit I'm telling you right now there is a combined
multiple billion okay multiple billions in the audience in the fandom like
millions of eyeballs billions of impressions it's it's not even it's so
insane okay but ultimately the reason why I'm talking about this oh yeah this was
the original like this was when he was like fully pivoting into the right wing
shit a while back there is the the gym cell I forget his name the one who
always says you got gyno I think he's very funny though all of you yeah but
he's black yeah and and after this like people were people were like what the
fuck do you mean no he can't mug he's black and then he literally leaned into
it and he leaned into it and like did a fucking did a
collab stream with Nick Fuentes
my nephews elementary school agent Iraq follow these people so depressing yeah
I don't think you guys understand this kind of shit praise on young boys
insecurities so it is universal no it's not surprising to me at all it's not
fucking surprising to me at all I think a lot of you are so outside of this age
range that you forgot how malleable you were when you were younger okay and and
you you genuinely cannot comprehend how this kind of stuff could be so enticing
to a person that's like 12, 13, 14 years old
and has a girl that they really like.
Like I can think of myself at that age.
That's why I'm very open about this.
Like if I was 13 years old, 14 years old right now,
I'd be fucking all over this shit.
Cause this is basically creating this binary guideline
for you.
It's giving you clear cut achievable goals step by step.
The problem is it's also anchored around like very
negative and very unhealthy
views of oneself so and the people you know the in the the
Insane people are leading the asylum pretty much just like a 14 year old should not be learning about life from a fucking 19 year old
Okay, that's the problem
And it's presented as like cheat codes all these other adults around these people
Also, don't give a fuck because they're all grip their content creators themselves. So none of them actually turn around and go
Hey, man, I think you should probably not do any you shouldn't do this stuff
I don't think this is healthy for you and I don't think it's healthy for your audience
So no one actually turns around and like checks them or tries to guide them in him in a healthier way
But the reason why this is so universal the reason why people are so fucking
so invested in this stuff all around the world is because
Because the experiences that people have, they're fairly universal too.
I was 13 years old in Turkey, right?
I was 14 years old in Turkey growing up.
I had the same problems that other 13 and 14 year olds have.
And those problems don't change.
Like you like a girl, you're too shy, you're unsure about yourself, you're unsure about
who you want to be, you're unsure about, you have a lot of anxieties, you have
hormones that are coursed through your fucking veins.
It's crazy.
Okay, and especially nowadays you have, you know, unlimited unrestricted access to the internet
And you start developing these very very unhealthy attitudes
About who you are supposed to be or how you are supposed to achieve certain goals that you set for yourself
And if your goals are how do I talk to women? How do I make women like me these guys give you basically a cheat sheet
okay but in the process my biggest goal always is to defeat insecurity defeat
that crippling anxiety and that comes from within that comes from repetition
that comes from working that comes from achieving goals that you set for
yourself what these guys are doing however is unironically making you more
insecure as you accomplish some of these goals because the starting point is
unhealthy though the outlook is unhealthy
That's the reality. This is the dark side of self-improvement.
Self-improvement is a great concept. Fantastic concept. It's very important for me.
I try to explain that to others as well. I tell people all the time,
you always should be on a journey of self-improvement. It's a good thing.
But these guys are actually not improving the one aspect that they have to improve,
improve, which is self reliance and confidence. Okay. But because it's anchored around this
like unimaginably insecure, fake hierarchy that they've cultivated for themselves, they
will never achieve confidence. And without confidence, Jim Maxing means nothing. You're
still an insecure, whiny loser, even if you're fucking jacked. And the older you
get without achieving this confidence, okay? The older you get without achieving self-reliance
and confidence and security in your own skin, the worse the world looks for you because you
keep carrying those insecurities into every conversation that you have, every social interaction
that you have. And then you keep going, I'm trying so hard, but I'm not achieving the
the results I want to achieve. Why the fuck is that happening? And then people fall into
even a darker pit of despair, right? And that's when they get fully blackpilled. They go, oh,
I'm just not good enough. My facial structure is not good enough. I'm just too short. Women
ain't shit. They should want me. I'm so alpha. I'm so good. I've done so much and
they still don't want me. They still reject me. Yeah, they're rejecting you because you're insecure.
But you can't recognize that because you think security comes from how you present yourself to others,
whereas security actually comes from within.
I'm someone that uses exogenous hormones, and I want to know your take on this,
because my whole thought process with exogenous hormones is short.
You know the aesthetic benefit of being bigger. It's nice. You know having a more dominant frame is going to help you in business negotiations
Politics whatever so I'm doing that more so for the reason that if you're trying to be natural and listen to these wellness guys
The shit that they're saying is so fucking absurd
They're wanting people to spend hundreds of dollars a week on
supplements
Ashwagandha certain types of underwear EMF shirts, and I'm like fellas
Can we just acknowledge for one fucking second that maybe it would be a little cheaper in this economy just to use
Synthetic testosterone and that way you could eat fucking Popeyes and I have to deal with all this bullshit
And this really doesn't get through to all these influencers heads
Because they're making hundreds of thousands of dollars a month on the supplements that they're selling to people
So they're like, what do you mean? You know eating a grass-fed ribeye every day is not, you know, it's not unrealistic
It's like, yeah, but you know, when most people are on welfare, it starts to get into crazy territory.
So what do you think about that, about, you know, exogenous hormones?
I don't know. They kind of scare me. I mean, doesn't it make a s***?
Yeah, Nick's looking at him like he wants a slice of that for the record.
You can't make...
Because he has, as someone in the chat called, Boy Toy Maxed.
Testosterone naturally or something?
No, he's not Myring. That's different.
Miring is also a somewhat homoerotic concept. That's why I jokingly refer to like going to the gym as a the gayest thing that you can do
And the more you lift the gear you become
Because there is a level that you achieve
With your physique that if you go past it you're actually not doing it to to look
Sexy for women. You're doing it to look sexy for other men
Okay, that's where my ring comes into play admiration admiring another man's body
Someone it's the
I don't even want to say Christiana Ronaldo even though they use that as an example of time like Christiana Ronaldo's physique is is
seen as like
much much
More
Much more attractive and aesthetic for women whereas someone like Knute for example
does not have a physique that is attractive to women at all or only attractive to specific types of women that simply want
someone that is a bodybuilder, but
Knute's body type is very attractive to people who have already reached a level or have certain goals in the gym
But it's mostly men
that's a myth. So, you know, while you're on the hormones, your body does stop.
How's he doing his homophobic thing? Whatever he mentions, Fuentes. Brother, have you gone
on a date with a cat boy and have accidentally shown gay porn on your broadcast? I think
it's not that crazy. And objectively say that you have no interest in being around
women and, and hate women and even say stuff like, oh, dating a woman is gay. Uh, it's
kind of seems like you're masking for something else.
I'm just saying every time Nick comes up, you make fun of him for being gay. I also
make fun of him for being Mexican as well. Does that mean that I'm making fun
of Mexicans across the board? Does that mean that I think that there's
something wrong with being Mexican? Or do you think I'm actually addressing
The the insane oxymoronic position that he's leaned into as a white nationalist who happens to be Mexican. Oh
Champions conservative values, but it's also gay
Is this a consistent standard so what all ice people are migrants to wait what?
Brother, I don't think you're smart enough to understand this it is the inconsistency
That is, uh, being laughed at here. There's nothing wrong with having Mexican heritage or being gay.
There is, however, something wrong with presenting an anti-gay worldview as the appropriate worldview.
There is something wrong with, uh, slotting people into racial categories.
And it becomes even funnier when you yourself actually don't even reach the top of the standard that you are trying to create.
It's very, it is a low IQ analysis, okay? To use the terminology, to use terminology
that you guys understand. It is unimaginably low IQ analysis to be like, people are making
fun of grinders outage is a turning point USA. What? You can't be gay. Oh, I guess you're
homophobic now. No dumbass. They're saying these people who are homophobic outwardly
are secretly love and dicks
that's what's funny about it
they want to live in a world where they are less comfortable in their own
fucking skin
they are champions of it
and oftentimes actually invite harm to those
who are at least confident enough to be able to live their lives
confident enough to be able to
experience
love in the way that they want to experience
That's the fucking joke in and of itself.
Anyway.
That's on caught up expanding basic stuff.
The woke schools.
No, that person is not a fucking woke school.
That person is a, uh, a, a virtue signaler.
Okay.
A person who does not actually abide by, uh, the, the, uh, virtues of, you know,
combating homophobia or the virtues of combating racism, but a person who
actually believes it but thinks it is actually inconsistent of me to make fun of someone
because they want to apply this like blanket fucking uh this this blanket neutral sentiment
here or he's like oh anytime you you even bring up the the inherent hypocrisy of someone who is
gay but is being homophobic with regular frequency is all of a sudden actually you
being homophobic no shut the fuck up. Stop producing this saucer indaginously that is
But once you stop taking it, you will be fine.
And if you want to ensure that, you could go a step further,
take something called HCG, which is basically
going to signal the receptors in your brain
to start the production of the natural G.
Also, he is looking at him like a fucking piece of steak
that he wants to consume.
I'm sorry.
I mean, look at this.
So while you're on the hormones,
your body does stop producing the testosterone
endogenously.
That is correct.
But once you stop taking it, you will be fine.
And if you want to ensure that, you could go a step further,
take something called HCG, which is basically going to signal
the receptors in your brain to start the production
of the natural tea again.
But that's a common argument that people give is,
oh, well, you're not going to be able to produce
testosterone naturally.
It's like, well, I'm never going to do that again.
I'm never going to stop.
You're never getting off.
You're going to be on it forever.
Yeah, why would you not want to operate
at a higher level than the average normal?
That just doesn't make sense.
And it just freaks me out, like doing a shot every day
getting all jacked up and stuff how often you do that twice a week oh okay so
it's really about one to two minutes of time expenditure a week versus if you
want to have your testosterone in the higher end of the natural reference range
you're gonna be spending a lot longer than that making sure you have eight
hours of sleep in this fucking this thing and you know grounding on the
fucking grass every morning I promise you testosterone is going to save you
a lot more time what about Batista though wasn't he on steroids and he
got off and now he looks like a steely little guy. No, Dave Batista from wrestling.
Oh, Dave Batista? Yeah, I mean obviously when you're juicing and stuff like that
you're gonna be you know a lot bigger and when you come off the games aren't
really gonna remain as much because a lot of these guys are using compounds
that kind of make their abdomen you know more tight and stuff like that
like if you're using anibards reducing your visceral fat. The amount of
shrinkage that this person has experienced in his life span is incredible
especially doing it at a time when it is so dangerous because you're 19 you
literally have in comparison to a 35-year-old man you literally might as
well be already on steroids naturally the fact that you are doing it at that
point means that by the time you get to 35 you're gonna fucking tap out you're
going to die. It's crazy. Yes. He's 19 chatters. The fact that he's doing this much at the age
of 19, like I've talked about this before, like I am an advocate for, uh, you know, obviously
consulted with a medical professional health professional. If you start noticing that your
testosterone production is like diminishing by the time you're 35 and, uh, and in your
later years, like it's fine to take a little bit of my opinion, but you should
obviously because all the medical professional right but like when you're doing it at the age of 19
You're already developing your body is already naturally producing a shit the testosterone. So it's fucking insane
To take any TRT whatsoever because testosterone also ages you okay
It has the capacity to accelerate a lot of the issues that you might have later down the line
It ages your body. It ages your skin
It makes you infertile
So right now I am infertile, but I'm not able to have it right now, but if I wanted to, there's a
protocol I can put in place that we immediately get a game.
Why are you infertile right now?
So there's just like a negative feedback loop when you're not needing to produce testosterone anymore
because your body realizes okay we're getting it from an exorcist.
So you're not producing any testosterone nationally?
No.
None?
No.
do you understand though like but it's ironic because like people used to clown
on me for shitting for not shitting on Sam Sillick right people used to people
use to say like oh dude look at Sam Sillick like he's fucking destroying
himself and like I unironically think Sam Sillick has a healthier attitude about
all this stuff knowing exactly what he's getting into then clavicular does I
I think Sam Sillett carries himself in a much more confident way like where he is very mission focused
Okay, and yes, it does it is insane what he's doing is insane
But like he is very clearly trying to do one particular thing
That that is absolutely unhealthy, but it's something that he perfectly understands is unhealthy
He's doing it for a specific competition. Whereas this person is
has developed an incredibly unhealthy attitude
about all of this stuff.
And the reality of the matter is for a lot of IFBB pros,
like a lot of bodybuilders in general,
they also have a litany of mental health complications
and stuff like that.
But not only that, but he's also teaching
an entire generation of kids
that this is the appropriate way to approach the world,
that this is the right way to approach the world,
And this is the only way to achieve results is the only way to get girls.
For example, now this is an example of, of a girl that he wasn't able to get.
But apparently from what he does is like, he goes to parties now.
He became a kick streamer.
Okay.
After the, the Nick Fuentes collab and stuff, he became a kick shimmer.
And then that really exploded his popularity because kick, when you get, go
on kick, there's like a lot of clipper accounts that start base boosting
your shit.
They put it all over your timeline.
They clip whatever the fuck you're doing on a stream and they put it
all over the timeline. It's like this, I think it's like a 360 deal for content creators basically.
And one of the things that he does now is he goes around streaming everything that he's
doing and he goes to parties. He's like doing cogs, he's doing drugs. He tries to fuck girls
all the time. And for his like, you know, 14 year old audience, he's like, you'll
keep the mic on when he's like trying to hook up with a girl all this shit. And one of the
girls that he tried to fuck in Miami had a negative reaction to him trying to hook up
with her on camera.
Last night, I accidentally ended up at a streamer party, right? I walk in. First of all, I don't
really like the vibes. Like I like it.
Yes, kick clippers are paid $40 per 100K views. They can only clip kick streamers.
They have a dedicated discourse, yeah.
A dedicated discord, sorry.
Actual party where everyone's enjoying themselves,
but everyone was just here like making content,
whatever, cool.
I woke up, and if you've seen the video, you've seen it.
Where my friend-
That's funny because like yeah,
people are saying she's douchey too, yeah.
Except that's how fucking ridiculous clavicular is
that even like a girl that lives in Miami
a content creator and I don't know enough about her, aside from this video, but even on this video
alone, you're like, Oh, this is kind of a strange attitude that she has about this kind of stuff.
Even that girl is like fucking dunking on him because he's a clown. Do you not understand?
It's like the girls that want to go on fresh and fit that end up clowning on fresh and fit,
even though they're like, even though the expectation is that they're going to be,
you know, kind of clownish. The Fresh and Fit guys are still clown maxing to a degree where the
girls that are going on there are still like, dude, you suck. Talking to this guy, he's streaming,
and he's like, let me take you for a spin. She's like, I'm not, but my friend might.
And I'm like, what are we talking about? And he's like, let me take you for a spin. I'm like,
I don't know what you're talking about, but I start spinning like literally like, I'm like,
Like, I don't know what you mean by that.
So, he was like, I mean like,
take you upstairs and take you out of your dress.
And I'm like, oh, wait, what?
Like, there's no way this guy is saying this to me right now.
And I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Like, not even like, can I take you to dinner?
Like, what happened to like, manners in being a gentleman?
And he's like, let's just go to the back of my car.
I'm like, are you in?
The spinning thing is like an old POA thing too,
old pickup art of shit,
which I definitely did broach back in the day
and realized it was like a bunch of fucking insecure losers
who were preying on my own personal insecurities
and did not really vibe with that well,
but like the POA thing is like, you spin a girl,
if you spin a girl, you're like basically in.
like they think old PUA guys would spin,
try to get a girl to like spin like this.
That's, he might not even realize that that's from like
old PUA forums and stuff like that, but yeah.
When you spin a girl, you get them to do something
physically for you, and then they're more mentally,
they're more mentally ready to abide by your wishes
or whatever the fight.
It's just all stupid pseudo science
and it's fucking ridiculous, okay?
But that's what it is.
They think it's all like little tricks that you can do.
A lot of PYP people also think that there are like openers.
They think that it's like full metal alchemists
or something or not full metal alchemists,
but like if you say like certain things,
you will unlock the sex.
It's very very stupid. I don't know how else to describe it like it's fucking magic or something, okay?
Yeah, if you say the magic words in the dialogue tree like this woman will have sex with you is very stupid and it's it's all
All of the effort that you put into it all of the effort that you put into that is an effort where you should be trying to develop a
Fucking personality ironically enough and if you do actually end up having sex with someone after doing those
you know, doing those tricks and whatnot, that person probably was into you for some other reason, dumbass.
It wasn't because of the fucking secret magic words that you said.
Same.
So, obviously, that didn't go his way.
I can't believe, like, just men really think that that works.
Like, you think just because you changed your looks a little, you're one of those look smacksing guys or whatever,
that you now get to talk to women crazy?
At the end of the day, that shit does not work for real women and real men.
And I would have never said he was cute, mind you.
If I knew what type of content he made, like, I literally did not know what I was walking into.
Fuck that guy, like, you're weird. Like, you're a weirdo.
grade A certified weirdo for that.
Like maybe your next content should be growing your personality.
I used to watch those PUA shit in my teens in a compilation of Twitch Girls Thirstying
for Hassanabi Autoplate and now I'm here five years strong.
Let's fucking go Oliver.
That's what I'm saying.
Maybe your next content should be being a better person.
your next content should be um how to pull women if you use manners like hi baby
how are you let me take you out on a date what's your favorite restaurant instead
well let's just go upstairs and fuck I don't know the single person that's
worked on maybe if you're Drake and even still a woman with self-respect is
not going that's all that's my two cents so yeah he got cooked on this I
I used to be a loser got zero play four years ago before I watched this on and now I still get zero play. Thanks, son. You're welcome
But yeah, I mean this is this is teaching young men like all the fucking wrong lessons right all this shit is making them
Refused to understand that the primary way where you attract people is
through
Being comfortable in your own skin and being confident. Okay
regardless of how you look, even though obviously your physical output plays a
role in this, because a lot of people understandably have their own personal,
their own personal tastes, what they're attracted to, but the number one thing is
your personality and your confidence, how confident you are, okay? How confident
you are in your own skin, and people don't understand that. People refuse to
understand that and this kind of stuff is poison for that because you're faking
till you fucking make it okay you're faking it you're faking a personality
you're faking everything you're phony and you're not achieving you are not
achieving the one thing that you need more than anything else which is
confidence
This doesn't mean that like you're going to have an easy time hooking up with whatever
girls you find to be attractive if you're a slob and you don't take care of yourself,
if you're unhealthy, if you smell bad, obviously not.
I'm not saying that at all.
That's fucking ridiculous.
Of course, you have to take care of yourself.
You have to go to the gym.
You have to work out.
You have to improve yourself.
You have to read books, okay?
But the reality of the matter is, you can arrive at that in a healthy way.
You can arrive at that ascend in a healthy way by setting up goals for yourself and achieving
them and gaining confidence along the way.
The reality, the understanding that like if you set your mind on a goal, you can achieve
it.
That is how you gain confidence.
At least for me, that's how I gained confidence.
Okay, as someone who was so socially anxious that I couldn't even wear sunglasses when I
was in fucking high school, okay?
I was so scared that I thought if I wear a hat or fucking sunglasses, everyone will look
at me and say, why is that guy wearing sunglasses?
Why is that guy wearing hats?
That's how fucking socially anxious I was, okay?
That's how insecure I was, something I've talked about quite a bit.
No, not even indoors.
I'm talking outdoors too, okay?
And the reality is you one of the things that helped me understand that that was stupid is because I
Thought to myself. I
thought to myself
When I go into a room
Do I notice what everyone is fucking wearing and do I notice everyone?
Whatever the fuck they're doing. Do I think about like what decisions they made that morning? No
Everyone's worried about their own shit
it. And I started realizing that other people also operate in a similar way. And it's not
weird to, you know, wear sunglasses when it's sunny out or anything like that. And that
helped me get over these, this anxiety, right? Another way to help you, another way to get
over this kind of anxiety is also obviously repetition. Okay. But my point is ultimately
the number one thing to help me was I had a goal for myself. I always wanted to lose
weight. My whole family is obese. Okay. They've gotten a lot of medical intervention in the
process. I always want to lose weight. And when I finally was able to do it after a
year of struggling, like I struggled with my whole life, but after a year of like
actually building healthy habits for myself and continuing it until it became
secondary and until it became something that I just do without even thinking about it
And I just kept grinding and grinding and grinding and was able to achieve
A goal that I had set out for myself my entire life. I realized oh
I could do anything as long as I put my mind to it. That is where that confidence comes from
Okay
I gotta say you giving stage advice while looking like Santa is so funny. Okay. Well, I can also bring that confidence into everything else. Okay. To every other aspect of my life, uh, knowing full well that, uh, knowing full well that if there's anything that I want to achieve if I set a goal for myself as long as I work hard enough, I know I'm capable of doing that.
That's confidence, that's how you gain it, that's how you develop it, and that's how you become a stronger person in general, someone who is unyielding, okay?
And a lot of people don't have that, and I understand why they don't have that. They're young, they're insecure, they're worried, they're scared, they're confused, they got a lot of hormones,
course into their fucking veins and then, Hassan, you are an idiot. Women hate men. Sure. Maybe
you, maybe you buddy. Well, once again, this is, this is a real issue. People take advantage
of a lot of young men and their insecurity. Okay. And they lead them astray. So on top
of that, uh, you know, when he was gaining all this prominence, he was, uh, hanging out
and he leaked that he was being invited. He was invited to a party hosted by billionaire
Peter Field, the co-founder of Palantir, to which Felix replied with, well, you had
a great run kid. Just make them work on this one. Okay. If you make them say something
absurd, like, Oh no, it was so awful. A snake somehow appeared in our condo and bit
our new barely legal friend. It's a moral victory.
Do you know, uh, do you know who Peter Peter keel is? Peter
keel? Yeah.
There's a billionaire that owns Palantir. I got invited to a
Peter keel part. You think that's going to be a diddy party?
Probably.
Billionaires get a little creepy. Yeah, dude, I don't know
that I don't want to get diddy. Hey, anybody that's
working a lot after they make like $100 million has some
mental issues.
No, he's not wrong. I mean, he is also not wrong about the billionaires. They get creepy,
but that's 100% correct. I, that was cooking. He was cooking all the way around. They'll
do a family shoot up. I mean, anyone who makes a lot of money, like that $100 million has
something wrong with them. Yeah, he's also not wrong. Okay. So anyway, why did I cover
all this. Why did I cover all this? Because last night, this guy,
clavicular ran over someone and it's a unique case because the
someone that he ran over was a stalker. Okay. And he did it on
camera. And I suspect that this will be the next big thing that
people endlessly pour over and endlessly discuss. Because he
I don't know what he did. He was, I guess he was like
doing some kind of, uh, he was doing some kind of stream. He's in a cyber truck and
this guy apparently has been harassing him for the record.
Clavicular was banned on kick after crashing a cyber truck to attempting to run over a stream
sniper. Um, and, uh, there's a, there's a previous interaction that they've had as well. Let's
let's take a look. Where's the audio in this? Yeah, so he like this zombified this zombified
stalker jumps on the hood of his cyber truck while he is streaming. Okay. He's in New Jersey.
I don't know. This looks like a Florida zombie. This doesn't exist outside of Florida. I'm
going to be honest with you. This in general is like a Florida man, I think. This has to
be in Miami. The Island Boys prototype.
So he basically runs him over like I don't even know if he actually runs him over but
he hits like you can't it sounds like he might have but he hits the other car okay
I
The girl is like crying and I think he was I think he he did run him over
And remember this is a fucking cyber truck so it is in insanely heavy, too
So I I suspect when you get fucking run over by a cyber truck is you know, you're probably dead. You're you know, I don't know
He's on camera my cop camera because he was under the influence and he crashed into a tree drunk, okay, but he just keeps driving
Is he dead?
I don't know.
Hopefully.
And then he says, is he dead?
The girl says, I don't know.
And he says, hopefully.
Okay.
And from what I understand,
even before this incident,
he was talking about how he would like kill this guy or whatever.
And it turned,
but it turns out that this guy is actually as a history of stalking him.
him.
The hopefully side of that is probably not going to serve him any favors.
The reason why I talked about all this is because like he's obviously also,
like Clavicular is also mentally ill in a different way. Okay.
And I don't know how a court is going to look at that and think that this is
justifiable self-defense, even though it is Florida.
So technically in the state of Florida,
I believe if someone is obstructing your vehicle,
Uh, it, it might be, it might be legal to kill them with your car or, I mean, Florida obviously has to stand your ground, but not only stand your ground, but they, there is a specific, uh, law that Ron DeSantis passed to kill pro Palestinian protesters at the time, um, where if, if someone is obstructing traffic, you can kill them pretty much.
I don't know if it'll hold up in court, especially given the details here, but here's some more
footage here.
You see what happened with your brother in the head Matthews?
We need the cookie file.
That's all you want to know.
Release it.
Tell them about the enemy word.
You said it today.
Oh, yeah.
I can check you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why do you think filming, coming back with a nigger is bad?
You can't say anything.
How do you feel about that?
You can't say that, bro.
You can't call us niggers.
We work hard for our people.
We work hard for our bonds.
Don't pause our niggers.
Don't put your hands on me.
Don't put your hands on me.
Don't put your hands on me.
And then and then they come back to his car and they jump on the car
What is this as men gold said the clevering someone over is based? Yeah
Yeah, but
It's just like, when I see stuff like this, I legitimately am just, I think like everyone
involved in this should probably be institutionalized to some degree, because yeah, he also posted
this, he said, play stupid games, win stupid prizes, you know, an AI version of, of the
incident that took place the night prior.
And then Asimov said, unfathomably based, I want to live in a world where a crazy
stalker finds you and jumps on the hood of your car while you're driving and you
run him over is not murder is natural selection hope everyone's having a merry Christmas now
the thing is the thing is the dude was stalking him okay the dude was straight up fucking stalking
him so while he's like celebrating this before the court before there's any sort of court case
like he probably should conduct himself a little bit different if he wants to present
this as not simple vehicular manslaughter with intent to kill, uh, but, uh, but a self-defense
style situation. Okay. And that's what I don't fucking understand. 100% this is fully based
on state law. We really accept self-defense in this method in court, as well as the
fact that his wording post and pre would damage any idea of self-defense. Exactly.
Didn't he say your stalker in Ireland was based?
He did.
He did say that because Asmongold is fucking inconsistent.
Okay?
It's over for Kickstarter Clavicular, running over the guy that was premeditated, says he
wants to kill each and every one of these guys, the minutes later proceeds to run
one of them over, Vods are never deleted.
Best course of action is just getting your weapon, you know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, I know the best course of action, but I want to tell each and every one of you guys.
NGTA.
No, I won't.
Well, wasn't that...
The guy goes, oh, like NGTA is going to work.
This was moments prior to him getting into his car,
and then the dude actually jumping on him,
jumping on the car only to then get crunched under the Tesla cyber truck. But like I said,
Florida already has some people hating you is consistency. The consistency is being based
when doing things against you. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. No, it's based if it's based if that guy
was coming after me. If I actually ran him over, uh, it would, I would be in the wrong. Okay.
Come on, let's be real.
I am no matter how insane clavicular is, I am sympathetic to someone being fucking
actively stalked physically, right? And unfortunately, law enforcement is not very
good at dealing with that sort of shit, okay?
Okay.
Um, having said that, uh, Aiden Ross says, is Jewish lawyers after clav gets banned for
running a soccer over a star of David emoji?
Hey, I got bad.
Okay.
I don't know.
Okay.
Um, what are they?
Are they saying they're going to contain you?
Um, what are they, are they saying they're gonna detain you?
A lawyer just hang tight, record, don't say anything.
Yeah, the whole thing's being started, but I need, yeah, don't worry about that.
Yes.
I know what you need and I trust me.
Yes.
I got you.
It's the good thing is, listen, it's Christmas and a lot of my lawyers don't
celebrate Christmas, so you're going to be good.
Glad.
It doesn't look like stalking. It looks like public harassment. No, no, it is public harassment,
but it's also stalking because there were different instances where that same guy was
like pursuing him. And it's very clear that he doesn't want to be around him. And even
at a different time, that guy had approached him when he was out in public. So yeah, it
is stalking, whether you want to admit it or not, it truly is stalking. Why is he stalking
him? Do you know, dude, what do you think I can understand the mindset of any of these
guys involved? You're asking me why you're asking me to try to figure out what logic this
thing is operating off of. Are you fucking insane? Like, first of all, he is a Florida
man through and through a creature of Florida. Do you understand? How the fuck am I supposed
to figure out what the logical through line is here that he was like coming up to him
and and saying release the cookie files and I guess I guess that's another thing
that he's friends with this guy named Cookie King who's Turkish
ironically enough and he's also a part of the looks maxing community and he's a
bit of a locale in the looks maxing community and and I guess he had like
a relationship with another girl and the girl outed him for being misogynistic
and it's like yeah no shit he's misogynistic he's a fucking looks maxer
what the fuck were you thinking and then and then you know the girl
actually leaked all these fucking text messages and god damn it i'm giving you so much fucking lore
that i shouldn't know i'm 34 fucking years old oh my god i'm far too far too employed for this
and so are you but basically that's what happened cookie king who is turkish he's looks max
he's friends with clavicular i don't even know if he's still friends with clavicular was in
a relationship with someone i think and and basically the girl that he was in a relationship
without him for being misogynistic and racist in private correspondence after she felt
Betrayed by him and and these guys are bringing that up as a meme. It's no different
They don't give a shit about racism or anything like that
It's just it's no different than someone randomly coming up to me and be like a freak I like it's just the same shit
People just do this kind of stuff because they want to gain fucking clout
They want to be solidified in the hall of greats with memes because there are a bunch of dumb fucks
Who will be like, oh, this was so base like Asmongold, okay?
But that's it and a lot of people watch these guys and think it's awesome and think it's great and and
Make content off of like reacting to shit like this
okay, and
Then there are also other people who go well he did say that I mean he did say that or do you think these guys are actually
Woke Warriors brother. Are you fucking stupid?
He has said damn we're they're not even yelling at him for saying damn we're they're yelling at cookie king
apparently for saying them were, what, none of this makes sense. You don't have to,
and also there was no point that I defend that or any of these fucking people either.
It's just an endless sequence of, of law cows farming one another in real time and it's getting
increasingly more dangerous and there are still people on the outside in a
community such as this one going well let's hear them out okay let's hear this
guy out I think he's making a real point okay well you're a fucking idiot then
okay you don't have to defend any of these people I never thought I'd hear a
cookie king lore on Hassan stream I'm tapped into everyone is Turkish want
that you know this better than anybody else okay I keep tabs I keep tabs on
all the turks. Anyway, he then literally ran over this one guy. And then he said, play stupid
games win stupid prizes. Not exactly certain as to how you're killing someone with your
car and then instantly calling eight and ross into the police or your parents is actually
pretty hilarious, saying parents make me sound like a man job. But fuck it. You guys
are alpha males I get it my parents always got good advice to be fair
now none of us know the condition of the stalker but one can assume that I think I heard that there
were like a helicopter came on to the scene to basically a helicopter and out of there like
Probably not good. I don't know if he's dead or not
but
You know he got fucking crunched under a
6,000 pound
Metal
vehicle
With a massive fucking battery. I suspect he's not alive
Anyway, here's a different watching the incident after the fact the medical helicopter came to where clavicular wasn't supposed to pick the man
That clav ran over
What the fuck?
Roll up.
Roll up.
Uh oh, helicopter.
Bro, uh, what the fuck?
That's life line, right?
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
You see them fuck?
Probably not actually.
They probably put them into ambulance.
I don't know why I would ever take, I don't know why I would ever listen to whatever
the fuck Aiden reports account is saying sincerely as though they have any sort of
interest in presenting the truth.
That was my mistake.
All these accounts lie all the fucking time. They know when they lie they get more clicks
if you go, why are you lying in the replies? And then that gives them more impression. They
only care about impression. They will say, they will literally look at a clip that is
dead as the exact opposite and presented as though, you know, this clip, you can see
a clip of the dude walking around right now in front of you and they would still present
it as a helicopter came and picked them up because they're dead. Yeah, it's rage bait
engagement slop down to it's like most bare bones. I've had a car crash literally last
week that had a helicopter evac that happens every now and then. Yeah, so a known drug
The drug addict that hurls racial slurs and stated that he wanted to kill an entire group of people, ran someone over, then said, hopefully he is dead.
The guy is not even going to get a charge. He will continue telling kids how to do, how doing drugs helps him and makes society worse while they cheer him on because he's attractive and white.
I mean, I don't even think he's attractive, but, you know, but yes, that is the case. That is the case right now.
That is how the world works right now. The guy was a stalker, but this was almost premeditated in a way.
in a way clave it. Levicular said he was going to off him before and then acknowledged again afterwards. Exactly. So I don't know what this looks like in a court case. And yes, the way to approach the situation is not to fucking murder this person with your car.
Having said that, however, I guess I am too close to a situation such as this one. I could see myself in a similar circumstance as someone who like actively has people try to, you know, every now and then do some fuck shit when I'm live.
Um, you know, it's uh, it's it's unique if you have a if you like I know law enforcement is very bad at dealing with stalkers
There's a clip of the stalker going to class house you miss send me that one
Of course the reality of the matters every single one of these people that are defending clavicular would 100%
100% talk about how I'm a fucking mass murderer if I had done something similar
yeah and then he drives off without getting arrested after running a stalker over
This is the anti-riot law you were talking about, it only limits the amount of protesters
you can get and civil damages doesn't erase criminal liability.
Here's the house clip he came to his fucking house to all footage of the man
clavicular ran over following him to his home in harassing weeks before is that
actually him oh he has a gun oh he fucking points his gun at him stop
Stop crying, my stalker. He's a human being.
Are you okay? Are you trying to rage baby as that was going on? That's a stalker brother.
Okay, that is literally definitionally a stalker. Okay, you're joking, right?
Like this is not a defensive of a clavicular in any way shape or form, but that is a stalker
You know, I mean here is another clip of the same guy
Who fucking approaches him in a convention or something?
and I think throws like water on him you can see yeah he splashes water on him
What the fuck, bro?
This is, unironically, a consequence of law enforcement not having any idea on how to
deal with this shit, okay? Straight up, that's it. It gets to a point where people basically,
you know, they take matters in their own hands and deal with it in the way that clavicular dealt
with it in that situation. Like, when I first saw it, I was like, I'm not a fan of clavicular
by any means. Okay? I'm not a fan of Clevicula. You're saying it done by stalker and got killed
is all fine. I don't think he got killed. What do you mean? Are you rage-baiting? He
fucking murdered a person? Are you rage-baiting? Not only am I not saying that this is appropriate,
okay? What Clevicula did is appropriate. But also on top of that, no, you can't fucking do
this. Stop calling him dehumanizing things though. He's a stalker that doesn't mean we
We should normalize your language here.
Wait, what?
Am I, I'm being ragebated, right?
Collectively, because this is not a one guy situation
right now.
This is a chat is off the perky.
Hello?
Woke two starts in six days, hang in there Hassan.
No, this is some different.
It's bait and also be able to self-identify with starters who feel attack
People are mad. You're calling him a creature. He is a creature
This is a creature that you only you only see in Florida, okay
I'm going to his right wing turn went counter racism from a streamer friends and just encouraging
violence when Creek streamers thrive on that shit.
No, you're all joking.
Okay, it's funny.
All right.
Enough, please.
Enough memeing please
Yeah
Schools out of session so all the kids are in here now
In any case security guards who saw the clavicular salvage like incident said he made the right call
He's a good guy the one on the ground was a bad guy. He just did what he had to at least your brother safe
I didn't know that's my friend with her. Oh, man. Come on, bro. He's a good guy. He is the motherfucker on the ground
The bag is that a stalker you might say person of infatuation
The guy he did we're supposed to run his motherfucking asshole. Okay. All right
In a normal universe what is supposed to take place is like after this person fucking comes to your house or
Or after like the eighth time that they fucking approach you
Law enforcement is supposed to deal with it. Okay, that person is supposed to be institutionalized
Institutionalized get the proper medical help and attention that they need. Okay
But because there is no fucking law enforcement mechanism that can
you know
But wait you found another video of the guy fucking following up
Same soccer pulled up on colibick of this house of the strap really came back the streams like neon and aiden rose of the dream with Ryan
With the stream with Ryan Garcia
And then he pulled up at sweater
So the clap when the gun he pointed a gun at him. Yeah, and then he pulled up at sweater
This is what I mean. This is what I mean. Like they literally acknowledge it. They fucking put him in the content
at least they were smart enough initially to not like put the camera on them. But then they start
talking about how they should bring him up to upstairs in front of the camera to give him body
shots with Ryan Garcia. It's fucking psychotic. It took multiple police calls over training order
and then mountains of video and text message evidence, phone logs to stop my stalker. Exactly.
And even then, sometimes they're too intense, okay?
Look, I've seen it.
I've seen it happen in this industry.
I won't speak on it, but like,
sometimes the only way that this stuff stops
after doing all the legal things
that you're supposed to do is when you find out
that the person literally fucking like killed themselves
later down the line.
Straight up, they just don't,
There's some people who just don't stop.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah, cause like a lot of people think that a lot of people think that a, um,
like shit like this clip resurfaces a
collivicular stacker harassing him weeks
prior at the mall
I
Who's on more meth him or clavicular I think I think clavicular is micro dosing the meth
Whereas this guy might be macro dosing it or he might just be fucking high on being a Florida man. I don't know
Oh
In any case
Do you think this will create more stars for him going forward probably that's the other thing is it's like unstoppable in general
So the worst thing you can do is put the camera on him
You know
Clive is his dealer probably
Yeah
It's fucking crazy, man. It's so crazy
so
Once again, I mean these guys also
entertained this crowd pretty hard like they they lean into this stuff themselves
they
They make content out of this stuff as well
You know ice Poseidon is the og in this realm where he would just like get
All of his like mentally ill stalkers to come to his house and shit and make content out of it and
and and they became characters on a stream and basically that that really feeds into this cycle and
These guys do the exact same shit
Where instead of like trying to avoid it instead of of trying to show it as little as possible
And it's such a prominent fixture in the streaming space that the that's where the term Andy comes from
You know like Mexican Andy Asian Andy that kind of stuff like that literally came from
uh... i suppose that is community
do you think that the program is also a problem
now i don't think so because he doesn't do any of that shit he is basically
like the antidote to that almost
he just walks up quietly off the government and leaves like it's it's
very
he is he's very harmless it's like the exact opposite
Whereas these dudes are very clearly trying to like get the camera on them and behave in this like increasingly more insane manner and, and, um, and, and fuck you up, you know, and, or physically even like, uh, harm you.
Yeah, the dr. Pepper guy doesn't even fucking stick around he just gives you dark rubber and fucks off is just for like
One clip, you know, they're not his goal is not to provoke you his goals not to scare you his goal is not to like be
You know to change your stream and like a significant
Matter to change your life in some meaningful fashion, you know
So
I don't I don't think it's like in the same vein at all like this guy you don't know if this guy's trying to harm you or not
You see what I'm as a matter of like you do know he's trying to harm you, right?
He is very clearly trying to fucking harm you. I want to fucking hear
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
Wait!
Yeah see he like, fucks off right after.
He doesn't stay there. He doesn't stick around.
He doesn't try to talk to you.
He doesn't try to do anything. He just gives you dark rubber and leaves.
Cause like when you're streaming there's gonna be people that come up to you.
You know what I mean? Fans are gonna come up to you shit like that.
I mean it's always, it's always...
There's always a danger because you don't know who the fuck this person is.
You don't know what their intentions are.
intentions are it's always a it's always a weird situation but like he very
clearly has never done anything weird or odd it's just a character that he plays
basically so it's not is nowhere near as like bad but this is not even a
different guy see what I got amazing it was amazing are you doing all my
goodness yeah we're gonna shoot around I thought you were leaving man I thought
I did. I played right off. I lost right of grand comes back works out. Good to see you.
Yeah, that was a full over guy, but he did it. Yeah, shows up gives you a delicious bed
and just fucks off. You know, the best, best scenario here, you know?
But yeah, like I said, it's one of those stories that's like very, like ultimately, ultimately,
him fucking running the dude over and very openly being like, I want to kill him.
And then actually running him over in other states would immediately put him, immediately
face criminal repercussions for doing that.
Okay?
However, however, however, however, the fact that there is a lot of background and
information here, there is a lot of background information here in terms of like this guy
literally coming to where he is, coming to his house with a gun potentially and consistently
trying to be around, consistently trying to physically involve himself with this, with
this content creator, no matter how fucking stupid or dumb or crazy or race as the content
creator is and clavicular is all of those things. It still doesn't make it all right.
And so I don't know, I don't know what like the legal repercussions will be because the
dude was very clearly a fucking stalker. Okay.
So yeah, I wouldn't go so far as to say it's based to fucking run someone over with your
car.
But anyway, there's not some gold, but you're watching this, you're in you look incredible,
but you can look better.
You could maximize that.
Uh, I guess that's like something you care about.
There's like this trend of of looks maxing online.
It's been talked about a fair amount.
There's lots of very scary YouTube videos where people use like
g geometry to analyze people's faces and tell them that they need to
like fix their jaw or something in order to be accepted by society.
And their king as of right now, as I can tell, is a 19 year old by
by the name of Clavicular, which is like a name you can't say in a cool way.
I don't know what to do about that.
But Clavicular, he's, again, 19, so he clearly knows everything about everything.
His mission is to mug the universe, I presume, by his devilishly good looks.
Today I'm here to get to the bottom of who this is and why I'm a little nervous, because
when there's a young person saying very dangerous things online, they are likely,
they have an audience there are very likely other young people who might be
eating that shit up and hey no judgment I was I was 19 once too it's just a
very impressionable time in your life so I'm a little worried I found this
article on MSN.com which is a website that still exists looked it up stands
from Microsoft Network that's how you know it's good it says who is
kick streamer clavicular and why is he facing backlash details explored
Flavicular, sometimes called King clavicular online, by who?
It's already hard enough to fucking say his first name.
Now, I gotta say his government, he's a kick streamer.
So that unfortunately does explain a lot.
I don't know if there's a single kick kick streamer
that's defeating the kick streamer allegations
of being a fucking weird ass.
There's gotta be someone.
There's gotta be a wholesome kick streamer out there
who's just there for the revenue share, you know?
But I've yet to see them.
Focusing mostly on self-improvement topics
like appearance upgrades.
life is an RPG and you can just get DLC for your face, which is true. And if anyone wants
to get, you know, any sort of appearance affirming gender, firming care, I support it. But when
you sell it as like a, what do you do in the repercussion or running a stalker over should
be? I mean, if you had a gun or something and he was like literally threatening you
with a gun in that moment, like, I think it'd be so valid. It'd be the most valid.
would be on ironic self-defense. You see what I mean? Like the only reason, the only reason
why this is like a little bit touching, this is a little bit on the edge. The reason why
it's a little bit on the edge here is because like he jumped on the hood of the car and
He fell off the hood of the car and then he got crunched.
Like he, but I don't even know if you, now that I know more about the background of this dude,
I don't even think he could have actually fucking de-escalated.
The dude is fucking crazy.
So I don't know.
Like if he hadn't openly admitted to wanting to kill him beforehand,
And if he didn't say, I hope he's dead after, um, he would, I mean, he probably still is
not going to get legal repercussions.
I don't think, I mean, I'm not a lawyer, but it is Florida.
Yeah.
There was another fucking sniping incident.
If you want to understand how crazy stream sniping is agent at the end of 24 hour stream
in the Arctic, after 10 hours due to the safety concerns, I have to go stream slide
by a fan sneaking up on him.
He was literally in the fucking Arctic chat.
Yo, what do you think we're doing over here?
Walk out of me, gang.
Yeah, I mean, I'm scared of you, bro.
Why are you sneaking up on niggas?
Uh, should I have a screen?
Yeah!
Okay, mother, I'll screen next time.
Use a nigga walking right?
My bad, bro.
If you want to come see us up.
That's a great screen.
I mean, I'm scared of you, bro, my bad.
In the Arctic.
In the fucking Arctic tundra, bro, yeah
You're gonna be walking right how was that even fucking possible?
They found them using stars and shit
Can I set this up real quick?
They trying to see what's up bro.
Well it's nice to meet you, next time you got a warning because we can't just show up
in the dark and shit.
I'll skin for a fire bro, I'll skin for a fire, don't worry about it.
As much as I would love to thug out the cold, what I'm more disappointed by is the fact
that I don't know who could show up at night game.
And we've had probably like seven to eight streams tonight, Chris.
And it's not like they got bad intentions. They're just you know, but
being out in the opening
We're knife is defense and like anybody could show up all night. Well, I'm trying to sleep is like
Brother that is one of the most insane streams not be situations I've ever encountered
And as you guys know this community is famous for taking photos with me in the middle of a fucking riot as cops are deploying
stun grenades okay that is this is a whole different level like talk about talk
about the effort placed on doing this this is close to the city though brother
what do you mean is still close to the city you're making it seem like there's
There's a Walmart behind him.
He's in the fucking, he is in the Arctic.
He is 15 minutes from the capital city.
Brother, 15 minutes in the fucking tundra, dude.
Set myself up.
Like the problem here is, like yeah, sure.
You can kind of see from, uh, from afar where he is, but he's out in the fucking open.
It's minus 31 degrees.
Canadians, y'all are fucking crazy.
Like there is definitely a, like you are not.
You're, yeah, 15 minutes, like a 10 mile, it's 10 miles out from,
like a normal human existence in a very different condition too.
I totally understand why he would be, I totally, totally understand why he would be worried about being compromised.
the
the
the
the
the
the
who the fuck wants to be exposed not only to the elements but once again the real
danger in that situation is not the elements that he's exposed to it's the
human beings that are in none of it that he doesn't fucking know about who can
just show up to his position it's over at that point I totally get why he
would stop that. We address us bombing Nigeria later. Uh, I don't even know what to address.
I mean, peace president, like, what do you mean? I'm sure we're bombing ISIS, right?
That's what he's going to say. Shout out to Nicki Minaj. She got what she wanted, right?
This is what she wanted. Peace president, peace president. Let's go.
What, when did they bomb Nigeria? I mean just a couple hours ago, I think.
As Alaska Chatter, there are a lot of people living around there and not much to do in the
area clearly. Yeah.
Bro, it's crazy because it's like, dude, dude, it's like, it's like fucking the
meme, right? Or not the meme, but like the question, the hypothetical is like,
Oh, would you rather encounter a man in the woods or a bear? And it's like objectively the polar bear is the
I don't even know if there's polar bears around there probably not but like is the apex predator on the land, right?
It's the fucking it's a
You you will not choose the bear in that situation, but honestly, man is still pretty fucking crazy here. Okay
Because you don't know
Because you don't know fuck no both polar bear will kill you they don't have polar bears here, right?
or the polar bears are hibernating.
Pull up this place on Google Earth is wild. Anyone would go out to do this for any streamer.
Yeah, polar bears will actively hunt human beings.
Like most bears, most bears will avoid human beings.
almost all bears avoid human beings. Or if they are, or what is it, the black bears chill
in comparison, like a grizzly bear that can harm you. But most bears will try to avoid human
beings. Polar bears do not. Now, as someone who always talks about how I can vibe out a bear,
I cannot vibe out a polar bear. That is not something that polar bears don't hibernate.
They can smell you for like 30 miles on our hyper carnivores that hunt humans. Yeah
Yeah, no polar bears do not fuck around dude, they will kill you
I just heard the door open randomly and I didn't hear my dad
So it was like what the fuck's going on. I thought the door open randomly right as we're talking about like stalkers and shit
There's a famous photographer who made friends. Yeah, yeah, and then he died
Yes polar bears specifically live in the Arctic Circle Lodgers carnivore on the Western Hemisphere by the way
Did he not bring an armed guard because you shouldn't be out there without one?
I don't think so, which is crazy.
I mean, I would need to do it if I were to do this kind of thing first of all, I would
never do it because I this is way too uncomfortable and I hate that.
Okay, I don't do this like, you know, outdoor boy shit.
I think it's like, this is the most Caucasian activity you can engage in.
You know, I was a little bit confused when I saw that the stream slumber that pulled
up seems to be not white.
That was already shocking to me.
I didn't know that none of it was like that, okay?
Number one, I think this is white people activity, okay?
Doing this kind of stuff.
Number two, and yes, Marat style activity.
Marat loves this shit.
Marat does the shit all the time.
Number two.
If I were to, I don't know, have to do something similar to this.
He's native.
Oh, okay.
That makes sense.
Number two.
Or I'm actually, I don't even know.
Do you know that?
None of it is majority in you.
It's so not surprising.
Okay.
That makes sense.
Anyway.
Number two.
Number two.
number two. I would need a rocket launcher. Okay. If I had security out there and polar
bears are running around, you need a rocket launcher because you can't put that shit down
with a blunder bus. Okay. You need a rocket. You need a RPG man. No way. No way. You're
going to take your chains with a nine millimeter with a polar bear. It's not going down.
You need a automatic machine gun minimum.
Maybe a rocket launcher, maybe a flamethrower.
Okay?
Or you need love and understanding.
There is no love and understanding with a fucking polar bear.
Shut up.
Polar bear versus regular human versus fucking, you know, the largest fucking grizzly bear
dude.
Look at this.
10 feet.
Are you out of your mind?
You can't, you cannot strike this fucking thing down with regular, you need artillery, okay?
You need artillery fire.
I'm calling Maya, what do you mean?
I think even Maya would agree.
It's life or death.
I love bears.
You know this, okay?
You know how much I love bears.
I famously think I can vibe out all bears
except for the polar bear.
I know.
I would need a 50 cal minimum.
First side of the bear, I'm deploying a nuke.
I don't care.
Polar bears only.
I can vibe out polar bears no
shot.
Not an Alaskan at all but I spent a good amount of years up there the locals carry 357 is that good enough.
You've just never seen polar bears. They're chill. No
Yeah
Have you ever seen a polar bear without hair is a crazy sight. Oh
Wait actually oh
My god
Are you sure this is a polar bear that shaved?
Bro, that is terrifying.
What a fucking creature this is.
No, I'm pretty sure that's a different breed.
Yeah, I'm not again, like I said, terrifying, terrifying, come on, you'd look like that
to shave it in 30 years, you know, I know it.
I'm tired of the dehumanizing language you're using against bears, okay.
Um, alright, well y'all are fucking crazy. Okay. We did this. I talked about clavicular, clavicular, uh, vehicular manslaughter
Um, this is the other thing I wanted to show you. This is a an incredible fucking disrespectful AI video
But it's the one AI video that I, I think, totally fucking nails the issues of AAA games
Good. You made it
That you peach! I see Toadsworth rubbed you into this too.
Monarch's job is never done, but we can talk more later. Bowser's castle should be just a bed.
I thought I smelt something burning.
Focus on-
Oh, it's not AI?
I thought it was AI.
Bowser's got the power stars and you know what that means.
I thought that voice was AI voice, so I thought it was AI.
It's a blender render?
My mistake, I apologize for thinking it was AI.
Yeah, trouble.
It's not AI the hatred in this video is genuine. Yeah. No, no, that's
I love it one of the little things that I love here is when the the
Peaches in the
Intercoms and your speed and she speaking and Mario is responding the character still goes. Oh
Yeah, like that's a classic triple-a trope
You're the boss princess, yeah, you're the boss princess
Mike so fucking stupid
Okay, alright. Time to party.
Good. You made it.
That you, Peach. I see Toad's whirth roped you into this, too.
The monarch's job is never done, but we can talk more later. Bowser's castle should be just up ahead.
I thought I smelled something.
Oh.
A mushroom. I should take a look at that.
oh my god it's he's giving me a treat I think I should go this way
a coin this could be useful
whoa I'm Super Mario
the goomba's head is exposed if I can find a way to jump on it
it's game over the mushroom
dude it's
It's so perfect.
I had no idea AAA Mario would be so popular. I had to make some more.
Yeah, it's fucking incredible. It is fucking incredible.
This is pure hate, but it's so warranted. Okay.
Some studios tried making games that pause dialogue when the characters made
noise like that, but it was always breaking and not allowing players to
progress and such. It got bad for many other reasons too. So they abandoned
it. This is what MGS actually is. No, it's not. Okay.
You're so wrong. MGS does have a hyper focus on cut scenes.
Kiriyoko Jima tries to make his work into a cinematic experience
And I think he's very successful at doing this. The problem here is many other
This is more so like, you know disrespect. This is more so a little bit in the same vein as like God of War,
Spider-Man, like all these other games that have come out, all these other games that have come out that
Try to do the you have to walk through this cutscene you have to walk through here
You have to like the the games that like spoon feed you the fucking story assassin's Creed games like
They all have this
They all have this exact same linear approach
Like corny dialogue in a similar vein it's very yeah, it's polished slop
I like that. It's very polished. It's very good
For a lot of people it's these bubblegum like it's it's consumable
but
It gets to a point especially with like the new Unreal Engine I feel like
Every game is is the same fucking game
Logs
Hey brother, is this the first bro chill? I don't know man. I don't know.
I know I've complained about this a lot in the past,
but I swear video games have been market tested to death.
It says something that this is resonating so hard with so many people when it's
pointed out like this, it really highlights how milk toast AAA games have
become. Yes.
100%. And every, every like five years or so, every five years or so, they basically
find like one new genre almost. Okay. You make it sound like it's a rampant problem
for AAA. It is a rampant problem. That's why I think Expedition 33 is a great example
of a game that's like different, right? It's just like unique. It's very unique.
And that's why I think it was very refreshing for a lot of people.
Because it was Expedition 33, is this?
No, fuck no it wasn't.
This is E33, oh my lord you guys are so stupid, shut up.
Every now and then there's a game that comes out that doesn't do this and that's why people
actually laser in on it and really enjoy it and really enjoy playing it okay. Expedition 33 is
unironically one of those games that didn't do this kind of stuff at all but here I'll give you
another example as someone who loves Rollslop okay as someone who loves from software games
because from software banged so hard with both Elden Ring and all these other like people
started tuning in the more from software like earlier work every other game that's come out
since from software since eldering basically has incorporated some kind of eldering dynamic
in the last decade this was the the parry system okay before eldering before eldering
every fucking games combat system turned into archimacillum i don't know which one actually
Uh, was the first game that made the, the Perry slop, but every game basically like all
the assassin's creed games, Witcher, uh, and, and every single, every single RPC that came
out basically had the same combat system. You, you get surrounded by enemies and they
come at you two at a time, three at a time and you parry, you parry, you parry, you
Like, it's all, like when they, when they find something, when they, when developers find something that like works and people like it, they add it on to their formula.
Shadow of Mordor is another one, even though Shadow of Mordor actually did have a good formula, but they IPed it.
So now they don't have, no one else can actually put it in their games.
Shadow of Mordor had something very cool.
What is it called like the title system or something the nemesis system where?
Your villains that you kill if you defeat them would yeah
The nemesis system is one of the coolest things that I had seen and they unironically turned that into
They they I peed it so no one else could actually
Put it in their games or incorporated into their games even though the nemesis is actually fucking awesome
Yeah, you would you would defeat certain enemies certain like mini bosses
And they would work up through the ranks and basically become like stronger and stronger every time you fought them
Uh and and it would create like a little lore around them, which was very cool
Yeah, and if they killed you they would gain even more power as well
Now Warner Brothers doing fuck all with it. So it just doesn't exist in new games. Yeah, Warner Brothers basically, uh
Patented the nemesis system and then they never used it again ironically enough
Um, yeah, and they remember you there's a little cutscene
You can make them insane and then let them kill you instant legendary
So that in and of itself is like a cool thing, but maybe if the every game incorporated it I would get annoyed with it
I don't know
So there is that too
Are you saying this is a negative though if a gameplay mechanic has proven to work why reinvent the wheel
It's, uh, there's just so much of it that it gets, it gets boring and repetitive.
It's stale. It's oversaturated.
And I used to, I literally used to dream of a gaming world that I now live in.
And I never thought that it would turn into a nightmare when I was younger
I loved RPGs and I always thought to myself. Why doesn't every game
Incorporate RPG elements into it every game whether it's a first-person shooter an action game should all have a skill tree
Shoxure should all have RPG elements baked into it now every game has RPG elements baked into it
And I fucking hate it. Okay, I
Used to think why can't every game have RPG elements and
sandbox style system where you can just like open world explore all the time now every game has that
and it fucking sucks okay every game has skill trees items you know all the shit and and many of
those games also have like some semblance of like an open world and it all sucks
some of them still do it well obviously when they have something unique to it
But yeah, it is, it becomes lazy after a while. It's too formulaic. There's not a lot of passion
put into it. Are you admitting that it's your fault? Games are like this. I mean, I'm not
the only person who is this age that thought that I suspect. Clearly, many developers
also thought the same thing. And that's why they incorporated it. You have to remember
a lot of developers are my age and maybe a little bit older. So they probably also
went through the same experiences that were like, oh my God, Grand Theft Auto 3. Like when
it first came out, Grand Theft Auto 3, a lot of you guys don't understand. I'm 34 years old.
When Grand Theft Auto 3 first came out, it was like that game. And maybe before that,
it was like Shenmue. Like there was like three games total that had an open world. Okay.
Three games total on the planet that actually had an open world environment.
With a third person with a you know third-person camera
And then a lot of other video games started incorporating open world into it as well
Well, GTA 2 brother, are you fucking insane?
Grand Theft Auto 2 and Grand Theft Auto 3 are entirely different games.
One is an above like a like a above the fucking ground I don't even know is top down
Like you're comparing a top-down game to a third-person shooter.
Are you insane?
GTA 2 was a top-down arcade-style game where you could run over Girl Scouts.
Okay.
It was insane.
That's the other thing.
Grand Theft Auto has always been vicious.
Yeah, I play Grand Theft Auto 2 as well.
Yeah.
Have you played Monster Prom as a competitive dating sim?
No. Mario 64 was third person.
Is Mars 64 open world though as a platformer, no
Damn you really are a gamer who remembers manhunt I do I
Remember it because everyone made such a big fuss about how scary it was and how like I think it was rated adult
Right. It was one of the first two first games to actually been one of the first games to have been rated adult
other than Grand Theft Auto with much controversy, because Grand Theft Auto had a hot coffee mod that they found out after the fact that wasn't even in the game, but it was in the files.
So all the boomers that don't understand that slapped on the adult only sticker onto it.
For no reason, instead of rated M for mature.
But yeah, I played, I played manhunt. I used to also be a massive Bioware fan. Like I played
all the Bioware games. Okay. They were some of the most important games in my development
in my video game history. Okay. I was a major Bioware fan. Yes. I didn't like the, the
massive X that came after Mass Effect one and two as much, although I did play them.
Codor is the greatest, I think is one of the best games I've ever played in my entire life. Codor 1, Codor 2
Um, I played Jade Empire that that was incredible too. Fuck Jade Empire was so sick
Yeah, Codor Knights of the Old Republic more like goat or yeah Jade Empire is an incredible game too
I never played Halo
Yes, I played all the command and conquerors I played all the red alerts I played all the fucking I played a game called commandos
Which was?
Kind of similar to that ninja game that came out which is like
Like it has the the it's not 3d necessarily but it's like top-down isometric I think or
not top-down commandos was really sick to I fucking love that game.
Um, what was it heroic company or something that was another like strategy game.
I played a lot of strategy games back in the day.
I never played Starcraft, but I played Warcraft, I played Warcraft 3.
I played so many fucking games when I was growing up, dude, because everything was basically
one lira because it was all a black market.
Rise of Nations.
Yep.
Um, anyway, let's start the, uh, let's start the, the fucking, uh, socialismists.
Let's do it.
I also played like the total worst of two, but I never really liked it as much.
Did you play BioShock or Star Citizen?
Tony Hawk?
Yeah, I played all of them, not Star Citizen, but I played Freelancer, and it was one of
my favorite games that I ever played.
And I really loved it.
I really love Freelancer.
And I remember still telling my dad, I was like, I'm not going to play it.
telling my dad that it was so cool that like you had friends in different you
know it's like you have friends when you see them in like different planets and
stuff and my dad was like oh no my son's fucking stupid like he literally I think
he thought well we were in Turkey so we didn't have the concept of school
shooters but I think he suspected that I would be the equivalent of what a
school shooter is in Turkey he was like genuinely concerned I saw real worry
in his eyes when I said that he was like this dumbass doesn't have any real
friends. He has friends in video games.
What? Oh sure. Austin Ock sent me a gift by the way because it's Christmas. So
Let's see what it is what the fuck no, ain't no way, ain't no way he put me in the fucking
in Zor. Oh my God. Now I got two. He put my dumb ass face on the, on the classic New
York post Zoran, uh, after a campaign that promised high taxes, free stuff, hating Israel
and vibe social, the Zoram, I'm down. He romped the victory last night and will become
the 111th mayor of New York city. Yeah. Technically he's not the 111th mayor of New York city.
technically he is the 112th apparently they they cooked the books and they got
the number wrong they just don't want a brown boy winning okay they were like oh
Oh no, that's too cool for him to be 111th.
Thank you, Austin Oxx.
All right, so yes, I saw Trump bombed Africa,
he bombed Nigeria, everyone needs to calm down.
We're not doing that right now.
What we're doing instead is socialismists.
And this year, as a part of socialismists,
How we're gonna do it is, is, is, is Frogan gonna send me the, okay, okay, pinned messages,
randomization tools, Google random number generator, or a wheel spin to make it fun.
Okay.
Number range is two to two thousand five hundred and sixty one, holy fuck.
2561 submissions y'all are fucking broke dude y'all are broke as fuck what oh
There was even more okay, so
You guys submitted. Oh wait. It only goes up to no it won't go up to 200 in
2561
Yeah, yeah, I gotta do a random number generator unfortunately
the wheel spin doesn't do it. How many are you picking? I don't know. I'm going to go
by vibes. Okay, as I did last year, I'm going to go by vibes. And we are going to also incorporate
a new thing this year where under, you know, in the past socialists, you guys, you know,
you guys sent in your submissions, your Amazon wish list. And I would, you know, I would
go through them randomly. Sometimes I click stuff from the chat to even though I'm not
doing that today, two thousand five hundred and sixty one submissions. Come on now.
And I would go through them and I would just like buy some of the things within
the realm of reason. This year from what I understand, a lot of you motherfuckers are
demanding PCs, full blown PCs every year. Shame dies in this community. Okay. Every fucking
year, shame dies in this community. Like the first time with the socialists, everyone
was like, Oh, I don't know. Like, you know, I want breadcrumbs for my starving family
or I just recently had a child. It would be nice to have like diapers or whatever.
And then the year after it was like, it'd be nice to have a baby crib for my baby.
It's fine.
And now every now and then there would be someone who would just go crazy with it and
be like, I want a PC.
And because I've rewarded that behavior, it seems, perhaps too much, all of you motherfuckers
demanded PCs.
There I've seen focus that I've seen at least 700 switch twos 700.
are we doing? Do you think I have eight in Ross money? Even
eight in Ross is not giving 700 switch dues are out. Do you think
I have cryptocurrency gambling websites backing my my
fucking giveaways? No, this is this is out of my pocket.
Y'all are crazy. Okay.
My newborn baby would love a PC. He loves the 1590. Thanks
yet. My newborn needs RAM. That'll be $10,000. Start accepting cutter money. The global Alex
think of it 20 of the subs. Anyway, yeah, it's supposed to be for those who are, you
know, less fortunate amongst us, uh, that, that, you know, need stuff, not, not me taking
the role over your, you know, your, your parents in your Connecticut, McMansion.
Okay.
It's crazy.
I asked your dad.
Okay.
I think we're going to have to
do that. Yeah, I think we're
going to have to do that.
Yeah. Anyway.
You're running a giveaway. No,
it's not even a giveaway is
not. It's just a thing that we
do once a year.
Okay.
All right, and, uh,
as is the case every year,
there's obviously always going
with the actual hold on is this this is not editable right the link is not
editable right okay just making sure as I was saying every year we also hold on
hold on every year we'll also go through people's lists and then there's
also a lot of fucking issues. Issues such as people asking for items that are simply
not shipable, for example. Hopefully this year we will have less of that problem, but
we shall see. Okay, I'm gonna turn on Jay Schlatt's... Oh, the list of the link is
Okay, I I fuck I don't want I'm gonna have to like
Okay, good good good good good good good
Chase like Christmas music, okay
Where is it where the fuck is it a Christmas album?
All right, ladies and gentlemen, Jay Schlatt, a very 1999 Christmas album is going to be
the sound, the score of this beautiful masterpiece.
All right, you made the link non-editable, right?
All right, sharing only.
Okay, good, good, good.
nope I can still delete it nope okay well people I'm separate okay okay the
other thing that we're gonna be doing this year you have perms okay got it got
it got it the other thing that we're going to be doing this year also is
Incorporating a new sequence
We're gonna be doing naughty or nice list
That's right
We're gonna be taking a look on what whether or not you have been naughty or nice
Whether you are deserving of coal or you are deserving of the things that you put on your fucking wishlist
Okay
Instead of just rolling a number and going to the list as we have the chatter username
can pull the username up to see if they've had mod actions determined what
slash if they get anything so there's an entertainment factor to it well I'm gonna
be doing that for at least some of the people that I pull from numbers and then
and then we'll be doing log checks in general that wasn't part of the deal
Hossie never mind don't worry about me oh oh wait
huh a lot of chatter is all of a sudden taking a very different attitude about
this let me get the free shit what happened
Let's do it first from two to two feet two five six first, okay, and then I'll
Wait, how do I do this? How do I oh spin it?
Wow
Let's take a look at who that is 122 all right 122 is hello hops
Hello Hopps says I am trying to build better habits the steam deck is a part of that trust me
First user is 122. Hello underscore hops. I'm trying to build better habits
What wait did I do the wrong one? Oh, it's a hundred and twenty two fuck. I got the wrong one
god damn it I already fucking failed okay never mind we'll do hello hops and
then I'll do 122 you got lucky by dyslexia actually helped you okay what
does hello hops want oh what does hello hops want in hello hops is wishlist the
The Breville barista espresso machine express $500 the valve steam deck OLED one terabyte
SSD plus 16 gigs of RAM international version 7.4 inch 90 Hertz a Sony WH 1000 and 1000
M5 premium noise cancelling headphones. I feel like this is for audio pervertry with 30 hour battery a
Ninja creamy I like that you didn't even give me the option to choose something like normal price
Okay, I liked it the first one that I went to is literally like oh, yeah minimum like 200 bucks like the cheapest thing on this
Liz is a fucking Ninja creamy
200 dollars
The collective total of this would be in the thousands are you out of your fucking mind?
What the hell are we doing?
Now let's look at the chatter and see if they're naughty or nice
No, they're not even in here. That's so funny. Hello hops is not even fucking in here right now
now. Bloodletting is an effective treatment for hemochromatosis. Give them permission
to boost the servers DJ Khaled style. No delay. And then mostly just ad break segues being
rated. When will Chavo trap house become a Montreal based podcast? Montreal mentioned
Canada mentioned Montreal rent cheaper. Let's go Canada mentioned this guy readers should
being wealthed by trying to make people leave the stream. Hashtag real leftist.
RDJ also played a Jewish guy.
Nine out of 10. What about racism against Kubik? Was Kubik mention a
Montreal supremacy back from the dead like Brandon. Good night, big dog.
Thank you. Canucks rise up.
Matt Christmas once with the Canadian $10 in my face and called it money for babies.
Urban is the sun. Welcome back. It is mental illness. Sorry.
Chairman Ford pushed the button. I'm Canadian. Leave me alone.
All right. Let's get the ninja creamy.
All right. Was I naughty or nice? I don't know. All right. You get the ninja creamy.
Canadian chatter. I'm in a good mood. That was fucking crazy that you did that. It happens
Maybe the cheapest one.
Crazy.
Okay, the next one is...
You got it right?
Did it work?
Okay.
Wait, are you not purchasing it right now?
Okay.
All right, let me know when it's, let me know when it works.
Okay.
Order placed.
It will arrive by January 3rd.
Up next is BCMAT25 at one, two, two.
Okay, 122.
User BC.
Oops
User BC Matt
Underscore to five
Wait, why didn't it work? Did I oh?
I fucked it up user BC
Matt underscore 25
We're checking your logs. He said holy shit
But you can vibe out a plant panda okay, but wait
Calling into question whether or not I can successfully vibe out a panda
Not a very good start for you bc matt
Not a very good start for you mal bless you okay point in your favor
Just constantly using heinous shit republicans do the platform to run for opposite of actually changing anything
I just want one reporter ask trump what he thinks it means when he says price the oil will go down by multiple hundreds of percent
Old boy say three goes doj preparing to explain why trump should be allowed to starve people
I like that a lot of these chatters don't actually chat a lot
Okay, and I kind of respect it. I kind of respect it
Hargers and Millie's love of my mom ever talked about me like this
I killed myself probably increased by 200 billion after cutting a trillion. That's real good math
Shit reads like a bad 80s rom-com remember how I did exact thing that plugs a massive hole for investigators
Elon for the Congress would give crash out patella run for his money
black clothes and commerce and identifying features. Omega law. This guy in a rubah by
now they ain't catching shit. Okay. This is actually a very good chatter. Okay. This is
a good chatter. Let's take a look at what this good chatter actually wanted. He says
the books I've been meaning to read forever, but forget to buy. And the audio stuff
is just way out of my own budget. L O L. Ooh, good start books. Holy shit.
I am giving my own community better tools to harass me. I am basically turning good chatters into bad ones that are going to go, why are you eating at this point?
I'm not going to be eating at this point. I'm not going to be eating at this point. I'm not going to be eating at this point. I'm not going to be eating at this point.
to harass me. I am basically turning good chatters into bad ones that are going to go.
Why are you eating at the same time today? I don't like that I can hear you through your
noise gate. I don't like that I can hear the hair on your back moving because you
You got me the Zenhizer HD 660S2 audio file open back over ear headphones with deep bass
bass extension and refined acoustic performance headphones for PC music, gaming podcast and
premium black.
But it doesn't stop there.
There is a meze audio wired over the ear, lightweight audio file open back earphones.
There's also a chamber, large dual chamber, NZXT, a cyber power, where are the books?
Where are the fucking books?
I got excited.
They just added this shit to their list right now, lemau.
Are you fucking kidding me?
No, don't do that.
No, actually don't do that.
Come on.
Morgan had to look through 2000 inquiries to
That's crazy that's diabolical ha ha funny don't do that
Okay
Gonna need to have people send in screenshots of what they want that's crazy
That's crazy coal chatter coal coal for you
you want coal is that what you want you were such a good chatter up until this
moment to okay the top three are new caught shameless fucking shit not even
subscribed by the way has never subscribed literally never subscribed
un-stolen Wi-Fi fucking just unfollowed and then refollowed at some point it
seems or no just only follows in September 10th what the fuck this is a
post Charlie Kirk assassination follow too oh my god oh my god
I'm gonna send you a bag of clean beautiful coal chatter that is
Shameless, okay, art of the deal
Nossof shouldn't get things you yo they are on stolen land to with no land
Acknowledges is true
It's crazy. Okay. All right. All right. All right. I'll get you
The you asked for a display to Lord of the Rings metal poster. That's crazy
Okay, let's get the the fall of new manure
The great tales of the Middle-Earth box set
Okay, children of here in bed and and Luthien and the fall of gondolin and then let me see
Okay, no get him the Silmarin as well get him the Silmarin as well and then that's it
you are too slow with this let's let's talk and please brother you know the
whole point of this process isn't just the like you know it's to have fun it's
not it's to also make content out of this as well it's not like it's not
about improving your chances of having me buy you shit. I hope you understand.
Okay, great tails cannot be shipped to a wishlist chatter. You done goofed. The other
ones are good though. Okay, the other ones are good. Alright, there it is. Okay, generating.
Because the number is too high for the Wheel of Fortune, we have to do a Google Random
number generator and I'm starting now one thousand three hundred and six okay
one three zero six okay scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll
scroll scroll scroll scroll oh my god there's so much scrolling one three zero six
frank fisto I had a rough year I wasn't able to afford to buy myself gaming and
dnd stuff for myself only the bear essential so it would be nice to get
these things I've had to hold off on buying okay Frank fisto let's take a
look at your uh let's take a look at if you've been naughty or nice
frank fisto account created 2014 following since november 4th 2024 999
plus messages holy fuck subbed for 13 months this is a yapper okay this is
a fucking yapper dude my heart skipped a beat as someone called frank oh my god
well your name is flan I don't know where your government name is flan
Israel hates a song dog what kind of logic is that I hate to say it but
pierce is right I think in the long run this hurts him he's not smart sure you
can fire up your base where you have doubling down on racing but you won't
win over lips like this you're only stuck with the far right and even that
splintered by the anti-semitism. Damn this guy's a fucking yapper. Let's see if I
can eat her ass, eat her ass pogies. Fist me. Yo you got your squad. Your boys got
your back.
Mechador got him.
Gay pandas doesn't pandemonium mean chaos
My dad's first responder in a hog is so crazy. He bootlicks the people he that denied his health care
Even he got cancer. He really said Osama did 9-11 to fuck up the Saudi America relationship
That's why he did 9-11 sure
18 mod actions and two mock comments
Collargate I saw this on Reddit. How could you?
I'm bad. I did a joke and I should have made it more clear I was joking
All right, naughty Liz no, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding
Okay, let's see what you got on your list. We haven't even seen what you want yet
Okay, let's take a look
What the fuck? Fave water-based luxury personal lubricant? Natural feeling lube for women? Men?
I swear this is for medical reasons I have to shove a catheter in my urethra ever so often
to prevent it from closing. I would have added them too but they're not- why would you- why would
you openly say that? It would have been better if you just kept it at the lube- I would have
God, you lube anyway
Stop laughing I'm not laughing that's crazy
Okay, we're definitely getting him the lube
That's on gaming is my life personalized t-shirt
Are you fucking kidding me?
You know this is not for me, you're not you're getting this for yourself
fuck it put the t-shirt in there too
amazon essentials
are we gonna get him donkey kong bonanza
and the classic encounters and the bundle of dungeons and dragons handbook
coral book
classic encounters essential says cc five iconic dandy miniatures book
monsters
and the bundle of Dungeons and Dragons 2024 players handbook, core rule book.
Okay, that's good enough, I think.
I hope your penis and your urethra is fine, chatter.
Every time you shove,
every time you shove a catheter in your urethra with the lube that you're
using, think of me, okay?
I hope you think of me and you say, thanks, Hasan.
Two of them that can't be shipped, which one?
Dungeons and Dragons players handle can't be shipped and the other Dungeons and Dragons
things can't be shipped okay well that sucks um okay well let's do fuck it let's get him
the curve monitor then I'm sorry we try to get you the DND fuck it double up on the
little bit of fucking get him the price equivalent of the loop now I'm just kidding
why can't it ship Amazon wish list chatter Amazon wish lists are very
complicated and sometimes it just doesn't work look at the second for a
look at the second two for a heartfelt one wait what second two what do you
mean? Oh, oh, oh, for the second tab, you mean a must buy tab? Look at the second tab
for a heartfelt one. Okay. All right, we'll do a we'll do a must buy. We got a must buy
tab in here as well. Okay. Okay, manic mermaid ash. Sorry, my brain died. All right, manic
Manic Mermaid Ash says, Christmas 2025, gift ideas for my kiddos for Christmas is their
first year ever splitting for the holidays between two houses.
My first is a single mom and it's been a rough year for everyone since their dad isn't working
right now and I'm struggling trying to get back on my feet and find a job after almost
a decade as a stay-at-home mom when he's always super tight so any contribution to
making it fun and special for them is beyond appreciated because they're great kids
and are always thankful even though I cannot get them everything they could
want especially on my own
they deserve the world
their names slash ages are jay twelve loves anime specifically one piece
dragon ball z jujutsu kai's in my hero academia in gaming are eight
love sonic hot wheels cars and action figures basketball gaming and cooking
and learning to cook
jay seven loves everything girly sparkly and rainbow a unicorns hello kitty
barbie k-pop demon hunters and wicked are her favorites
she's in the jewelry making art and makeup all three of them game nintendo
switch
and have tablets so any accessories for games for them they would love
A15 likes fashion skincare and beauty stuff
I have settings so that gifts that aren't on the list can be purchased using our
address especially because I'm super close by anime and what is cool y'all
probably know better than I do especially one piece
okay manic mermaid ash
Let's just I don't know just to get
Just get all of it like not all I mean there's a lot here, but not all of it, but
Yeah, yeah, just like get like four or five of everything
Yeah
It's here I'll show you the list guys Barbie design activity locker
Blown the dark blanket for kids dragon balls the anime cartoon symbol patch orange cuff beanie
Silver buffalo hello kitty rainbow clouds ceramic ramen new ramen noodle rice bowl with chopsticks kids prefer DC Batman plush
Casbo graphic hoodies for man's sweatshirt unisex. Okay, don't get that one. That one's not drip. I'm sorry
Batman interactive gauntlet with over 15 phrases sounds. Okay, that's cool
Barbie dream closet toy place that with clothes that for sure
Lego classic large creative brick box also for sure Barbie
$40 dream house toy box and play mat
Lego classic medium creative. Okay. We got one of the Lego classics already. You don't have to get that one
Princess Peach Showtime US version
NBA 2k 26 Nintendo switch get that one too
You unironically save a child from bullying. Yeah, I know the DBZ beanie is fine
but the but the
Not the sweater. This one if he wears it, they're gonna bully him. I promise you. Okay?
Funko Pop. No, no Funko Pop.
Wait, is there anything else? One piece related? Funko Pop suck.
Let me see. Is there other one? Oh god, there's so many Funko Pops.
Okay, never mind. If he likes Funko Pops, we'll get him the Funko Pops too. Fuck it.
Funko Pops are so lame.
Okay, Uncle Bob's birth of the treatler. Okay, calm down.
Brog's is called a 10 year old lame. On Kenny Branson, the hedgehog hotpot with ramen bowls for sure is get that one.
The cycle basketball arcade game shoe creator that one's good too.
two. Epic Chef Kitchen Wood, that one too. Winky Acrylic, this one too. Oh wow, they really
love the Funko Pops in this household it seems. Okay well, oh my god, okay this one's fine
for an eight year old. Let's get the zip up Sony Puffer too. Sonic Puffer, Sega Sonic
and the action figure. We got a good distribution here. Dragon Ball Z Goku one of the shirts.
As well. Weeb Keychains one piece gift with straw hat. Okay sure that one too. And then
Amazon Echo Dot Kid news model. Sure let's do that one designed for kids. Let's get
all three of the Echo Dots as well and I think that's enough right? All right. Barbie Dreamhouse
Adventures as well for the Nintendo Switch. Merry Christmas Orange Hassanabi, Private Page.
Oh, White Page. Merry Christmas White Page.
don't forget the 15 year old I didn't what are you talking about there's we got pretty
much everything on this list okay let's get back to the random numbers now congratulations
Merry Christmas, Manic Mermaid Ash.
Okay, generating a new number now.
One, five, five, four.
One, five, five, four.
One, five, five, four. Let's take a look.
Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Oh, there it is. Wallflower. Wallflower 5683.
Let's see if you've been naughty or nice. I'm not a good chatter, says Wallflower.
even before you even got picked before you even got picked you already came in
hot not knowing whether you'd get picked or not you came in hot you said no I'm
not a good chatter fuck what do you have to say for yourself right now before I
look through your I'm just quiet oh my god wait no way I'm just quiet no that
doesn't mean you're a bad chatter sometimes the best chatters are the
quiet ones we love Hank pecker get rid of a VIP suffer five most bosses January 29
uh 2022 L wig L I just got here cat game stalling no kaya yes poor baby
stop don't bully her the flop. Alright, good chatter. Let's see what you wanted.
Let's see what you said. I'm an architecture student and my 3D printer
just broke. I use it a lot for my models and my projects, but I don't have the
money to get a new one. Having 3D printer helps me out so much in my school
work. Wait, is this also your, oh no this is a different, okay, having
3D printer helps me out so much in my schoolwork. Okay, let's click on the list and let's see what you got on here.
Oh, that's it. It's just the fucking 3D printer. Okay, yeah. Hopefully we can send it to you because...
All right, boom.
Anacubic Cobra 3 version 2 3D printer only. New upgrade AI cameras improved auto leveling.
Wait, are there chatters in here that are writing nice things right now, thinking that
they'll get on the nice list this far in?
Big ugly Anthony says, wow, that chatter is the goat, kinda like how LeBron James is the
goat of the NBA and no one is ever and will ever do it like him, except possibly
Wemby who is also cool because he's a Maoist. You think this kind of last second commenting
is going to save you when I look through your entire user history? The answer is yes. It
will work actually. It's a good start. It shows that you are invested in brown nosing
And I like that, as a matter of fact. Good job, Chatter.
Did it work?
Boom!
Alright, that'll arrive by Tuesday.
Congratulations, Wallflower! Alright, moving up the list, let's generate another number...
...148! Ladies and gentlemen, 148. Let's take a look at who is at 148.
I just keep having to scroll through these fucking numbers. It's crazy.
boom 148 flamed with 2d's flamed let's take a look at flamed uh take a
look at flamed good naughty or nice flam says things we need especially the
bed I share a twin bed with my girlfriend law hostile heart oh my god he
is a girlfriend he's fucking flexing for my familiar things we need hustle
Best community. That's crazy. He's flexing on you. He's flexing on all of us. He's flexing on me
He's dabbing on us. All right, let's see if he's a good chatter or bad chatter. I
Push it with the manful with the fuck man fucking Nazis. Hopefully they keep getting that shake in my head
Don't let these freaks win. We need to copy the impeachment in same bra
up.
Due to annoying AF, subscribe for 38 months.
Wow, been a long time community member.
Fong's November 1st, 2020 came in during the election.
One mod action got timed out by Fawzebotton, that's it.
it let me do something here oh this doesn't populate all the it doesn't load all of his
messages so I can't even see a gaming all right that's a good chatter that's a good
chatter for sure okay we got a high sense 75 inch e6 cinema series is crazy shark freestyle
Max cordless upright vacuum hex clad life meant mellow natural lease the classic 12
is solid wood platform bed with wooden slats casper sleep element full mattress okay um let's
get the let's get the mattress and the the wood platform um i don't know it either works
So that you and your girlfriend can sleep and have sex on this bed and when you guys do you should think of me
Okay, there you go
Think of me chatter
We got one year reather catheter situation
They're gonna have me on the TV anyway, you know the house on every broadcast stays on during sex
okay the first bed frame on the list is the wrong size wait is it no box spring needed
natural twin oh yeah it's a it's a natural twin yeah yeah get the other one
that's a full
brother the house on our ruckus doesn't even say I'm doing non-sex let's be real
what the fuck megafaunix you're the worst person to say this megafaunix who
are you talking to brother you could be in like a school shooting style
situation and you'd still be in the chat being like hey can you cover the
school shooting that I'm in right now also did you know that Elon Musk had a
statement Elon Musk had a statement about the school shooting style
situation I'm in right now isn't that crazy you'd be sending me Elon Musk
links when your life is an imminent danger okay this fucking guy oh my
wife he just wanted to save my wife by the way flexing wife as a defense okay
Did it did it go full all right there you go flame
Okay, up next. Let's take a look who's gonna be the next person generating another number
2332 holy moly. We're going all the way back up to the top of the list. Let's take a look
2332
to Sacramento Studios late-stage capitalism is beating my ass it's fine it's fine it leaked
but it's fine you can't it's not a it's not something you can change not editable it's
not an editable link what are you gonna do go to people's fucking wish list and buy
buy them shit if you want to, great.
If you wanna go through the link.
Yeah, what are you gonna do?
The worst thing is you can go and fucking find the link
and look through their profiles and buy them shit.
Okay, let's see, Sacramento Studios.
Do you think he has some sort of nefarious plant energy going on?
He literally popped into my algae out of nowhere.
I saw this clip, I saw the statement before.
He's talking about clavicular.
I'll get out of nowhere and every other post is one of his clips.
Is he just that viral right now?
I saw some dude make a post about some weird conspiracy shit where a lot of his search
traffic started at the same time and he's real saughty.
We're being few others.
This guy, oh, this is my favorite type of chatter.
Wait, real quick, why was XC saying you broke TOS and need to be banned?
Oh God, TOS chatter.
Damn, why did I get banned?
Are you mad at me?
Damn, did I get banned?
this is a boomer 100% okay following since October 18th 2025 Jesus Christ
previously suffer five months though he followed any like what he he writes are
you mad at me a lot okay well it is what it is let's take a look a logitech g7
3 3 lights be dRGP wireless gaming headset pinball silk rainbow PLA 3d printer oh
Wow gov TV backlight pro triple camera. What the fuck is this?
An anxious attachment to the streamer a gaming chair
Yeah, that headset sucks chatter
They'll fuck also. There's not even a direct buying link. Let's just get the the
printer stuff and whatever this is the gov TV backlight 3 pro with a triple
camera
cooking his shit yeah all right there you go Sacramento studios merry Christmas
can you be louder my wife mom's really loud okay stop let's be real it's not
happening okay let's be real even if you had a wife she is not moaning really
loud okay with that kind of attitude you're typing in the Hassanabi chat right
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Wait, you didn't put your address incorrectly Sacramento studios
Okay, we'll reach out to you privately, but you fucked up
That will automatically put you in the naughty list, okay in the future just so you know
Okay random number generator, let's get back into it. Let's go
So, Jenner and thank you for the 10 gifted, tech school dropout, thank you for the 10 gifted,
kicked up, thank you for the 10 gifted, and Kai Minnes, thank you for the 10 gifted, and
Blond Bob, thank you for the 10 gifted.
2071, okay, let's take a look.
Let's take a look, 2071, 2071, Matt Survey, thank you for the 10, Helter Skeleton,
Thank you for the 5.
Blombop, thank you for the 10.
Chilly Spider, anxious arachnid, you really like spiders, huh?
To be an even bigger weeb than I already was, says Chilly Spider.
Let's take a look at Chilly Spider.
Huh?
Monka, Monka, huh?
You don't even know yet, but you got picked.
Man, a near 90 year old made a 6-7 joke on national Swedish TV yesterday.
Oh God, Swedish chatter.
Yeah, here's a clip of it though, a song caught.
Chatter's being unable to read the pen message.
I swear, man, oh, that's a good chatter.
Jesus Christ, I knew what Fuentes is,
but until now I had the luck of never having
hearing him speak.
Ignorance is bliss, I suppose.
Religion is a tool to galvanize the masses
is a damn powerful one too.
Sustcha, he only had one wife.
He had only, he only had one wife.
All right, let's see what you got on your wish list, chili, spider, holy fuck, it's
just one piece box set, Dress, Rosa, Reverie, Skypia, and Water, all right, let's get them
one to 23 and then set to, let's get them the first and second set, yeah, that's,
I don't even have this, what the fuck, good choices though, good choices though,
Hopefully you'll be able to ship that but...
Did you make dinner?
Thank you.
Okay.
Can you give me something to eat?
There was a lot of food there.
and that's it? What do you mean? Okay. Ordered. You're good. Okay. Chili spider. You're good.
Generating a new number. 2295. 2295. Okay. What was wrong with my address Sacramento Studios?
I don't know.
Brogan is reaching out to you.
Or has reached out to you already.
2295.
Let's take a look. 2295.
Zor-L21.
Zor-L21.
Just some things that were on my wish list that I moved over to this list.
Okay, what the fuck?
Is this from your registry?
What is this? Did you just get married or something? What the fuck?
Change the song I beg
Okay, we'll do lo-fi Christmas
I don't know. It made it that way. Okay. This is like the goat. This is let me tell you something. This is a mythic pull. Okay. The chatter that's been in here since 2020 sub for 60 months.
camera in here what the fuck that is crazy okay get him the superman stuff
the supergirl stuff and then the G skill Trident Z5 RGB series
fucking Ram dude I feel like this a
Get him the candle sure get him the soy candle to
Get him the camera dude the camera is one thousand it's two thousand dollars
It's so funny when people go aren't you a guerrilla in there he's suffer 60 months bitch
don't you realize that this cooks your fucking potential like I'm trying to get stuff for
as many people as possible and you guys are you guys are unironically cooking yourselves
All right, you got a charter do a mod pull
What the fuck I was gonna make fun of you like I was gonna fucking make fun of you and be
like what are you getting crayons and bulk to eat what kind of what what are you fucking
Marine Corps veteran what is that what's happening and they use the supplies for my students
All right, well
We'll get everything the ace or nitro so I can mod better get the fuck out of here so I can mod better. Oh really oh
Really you need a ace or nitro 5
Gaming laptop so you can mod better
You ain't slick
You ain't slick motherfucker. All right. Yeah, let's get them all of it
I
Oh
Oh
Yeah, also chatters celebrating Lake Maru getting that laptop don't realize that it's actually working against you
You're fucked. He's gonna ban you extra fast now. All right. Next up is 21 79 21 79. Let's take a look
21 79
I'm going the wrong way.
Stop the count.
What do you mean?
Lake doesn't ban.
Are you fucking out of your mind?
He's literally the fastest gunslinger in the West.
It doesn't leak anything dumb as is.
Stop saying it leaked.
It's literally not an it's a.
a wish list.
Reaser bride.
Oh my god.
Reaser bride.
You yapp.
You yapp a lot.
Tier one supper 33 months.
Following December 16th, 2025.
Okay.
That's definitely not the case.
These are the reason why you unfollowed and then re-followed.
What happened?
What do you mean?
What was the reason?
What was it?
December 16th is when you re-followed.
You fucking yapp so much.
I'm on mobile sorry I kinda had Hassan Hader brain rot.
I'm sorry crying.
what no mostly just fossil boss spam wait what is it we got to nail it we
got to nail what it is oh my god what was it
Oh God you speak so much you've been in here for so long and you speak and you've spoken
so much.
What is it?
Fold down page up.
Like you came back and you came back with a vengeance you were not stopped spamming.
Okay, we found, we identified it.
Let's see where the big pause is.
Nine, 10,
12, 18.
I never get bored in the stream law.
What is this?
It was KaiaGate.
I'm watching a song on the clock right now.
Wait, that's it?
That was it?
Go higher look before they left this is it. This is like when they left
My brother sent me that electric shock picture this morning crying
Wait, but I don't understand I had October 7th leavers and I guess I had shocked over 7 leavers as well
But that doesn't make sense. You're like meming about it
Refresh they said it's not
I went on a Radfem arc.
I went to Miss Indris, okay.
No, it wasn't, it wasn't Kai.
I went on a Radfem arc.
Oh, it was the aftershock.
It was the aftershock of Kai-A-Gate
when everyone was calling me a misogynist.
It was the secondary impact.
That's how it worked.
So see, here's what happened, okay?
Post Kai-A-Gate, it wasn't enough.
There was a lot of people
who was like Hassan is abusive to dogs, right?
But not many people, like it didn't have enough impact.
So a lot of people started talking about
how like I'm a misogynist, I'm really fucking bad.
Then they started calling me a racist too.
And I think it was a secondary impact from that.
Is that correct? Did I nail it?
The hater, Laura is far too dank.
Oh my God, this is so awesome.
I'm glad that we're doing this
with the naughty and nice list.
Also, I'm not gonna put you on the naughty list
that for the record just yeah it was basically the the second power was I
right is that would I'm so sorry yeah wait what why didn't you say it you went
on a raft and mark but is that what it is that I nail it you saw the fucking
tiktoks of the viral tiktoks of me getting called a misogynist that's how
It works. That's the second tower exactly or no, that's the tower seven of it all anyway
Let's see what you got on your wishlist. I
Didn't even look at that yet
You said there are a few categories on things here some stuff is related to music
I'm currently learning guitar and want to learn piano as well
I also recently moved into my first apartment and I'm still lacking is a random furniture and decor
or fuck.
Slash the core that I haven't gotten around to getting.
I really appreciate any of those things.
And lastly, I have a backpack here
because I'm planning on going to law school next year
and we'll love a quality bag.
Thank you so much in advance if I get chosen.
Okay.
Whose idea was it to do the nodding license?
It was frogan, of course it was frogan.
It was a brilliant idea.
She is the devil, like she literally is the most,
it's so crazy how she tries to play
portray herself as like this Halal person,
but she literally finds the most insane
scheming ass things to do.
It's great content, but you have to be a little fucked up
to be able to, to be able to torture chatters like this.
Okay, this was the this is so humiliating. This was the worst torture of my life. Okay,
calm down. It's fine. What do you mean? Who cares? You're in good company. Okay. Um, laundry
hamper. Let's get her that. Let's get the backpack to her law school. And let's get
the Yamaha 61 key a portable keyboard for beginners and the guitar the two guitar
accessories including the the power pedal power
I
Get an 88 61 is uses bro. She wanted it. Fuck you mean
Why are you yucking her young
Oh
And then the pedal to
Yeah, yeah, she's getting she's getting the pedal you get in the pedal don't worry
All right, who's next? Oh, let's do let's do one. That's a that's a must-buy
Okay
Mini coupe
Many coupes as this is not my wishlist, but a wishlist for a nonprofit that I support called so so safe from online sex abuse
What is this they have a YouTube channel sosa undercover where young woman partner with local law enforcement to run
Uncle undercover sting operations where women in their 20s are decoys the catch chop predators
They are way more legit than Chris Hansen and started to protect children from online sexual predators
And they've even caught sex trafficking operations supporting that would mean a lot
Yeah, the only the only type of person I support in this field is vitally Z sorry chatter
No, I'm just kidding supporting that would mean a lot in their communities
They're 100 to the sponsor of the people they're community continue to run operations all items or gear towards things
They need for decoy rooms or personal things to have during ops love your channel of the movement keep doing you goddamn a sick
Portable Bluetooth speakers
What the fuck and then stickers. I mean that's that's crazy. So that's like these stickers are gonna be used to catch pedophiles
that's kind of sick that's dope okay let's get all of it
all right let's do another one
Um, we did MiniCoop.
Alexandria Abbey.
I'm a paraeducator who works in a special education class at a public school.
My students love these.
I planned to get them for Christmas, but I can't afford it.
I live in Santa Barbara, but make less than 30k a year.
Jesus Christ.
The way we fucking treat our teachers is ridiculous.
If there was any, if there was any justice in this world, we would literally fucking
Take all of expropriate all the funds from CEOs given the teachers is fucking annoying.
All right.
Yeah, any moment any moment.
I plan to get them for Christmas, but I can't afford it.
I live in Santa Barbara, but this isn't 30 K a year.
They had a terrible year.
Families go to ice some kids on house.
We provide so many essentials that I love to give them something as a fun treat.
Thank you so much for considering.
Aw.
Aw, what the fuck? It's all cuter ass shit. It's like T-Turtle plushies. What the hell?
Okay, we gotta get them all.
That's all you ju- Oh, that's all you want?
These are meant to be belated Christmas presents for the special education class of my parent educator too.
Oh my god.
That's crazy.
Yeah, you're getting them anti-semitic, you're getting them anti-semitic octopus, like Greta?
That's crazy.
Alright, we got it.
Oh no, they are not anti-Semitic. No, no, no, they're not. They're not. They're not. I'm kidding. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
I'm kidding. I'm on the phone my grandma and just tuning. No, no, it's a joke. Remember when Greta
Greta was like
Saying Palestinian children should not die and they deserve to live and then all the pro-Israel people were like trying to find
Something that they could pin on her to claim that she was anti-Semitic
And then they were like look how anti-semitically she's holding on to this octopus this octopus plushie
Which was literally one of these plushies that she had
He's on the phone with her grandma she can't hear you okay well
God damn it I
Can't make a damn joke we have parents of these kids who are self-deporting in the shit is so sweet
Okay, all right. Well now I feel extra bad that I even made a joke fuck
Okay. Hi, I run a cat rescue. Okay, this one is um, hi, I run a cat rescue and cats. Uh,
it, I run a cat rescue in Boyle Heights. Oh, here we go. Here we go. The cat heads rise
up. Oh my God. Okay. There is no current long standing beef with the cats. So it's
fine. Okay. Under different circumstances. Who knows? You call me at a good time though.
visit nad.ban
I don't even know what that is
ok
thank you for the 101 gift to subs
um
is that a f***ing crypto currency thing again?
whatever, suck my dick, don't go there
thank you for the money though
oh I run a cat rescue cat
I run a cat rescue in Boyle Heights
Boyle Heights cats and I was a whole community member secure for your low-cost bay and noodle services
I try to fix 15 to 20 cats a week will feed help
But need help feeding on my fosters food to distribute cat feeders and getting trapping supplies
I started the rescue in 2021 and help my mental health and also help me connect with my community members look at this
Fucking Curtis Lila is a Hassan Abihid. You see this shit?
You see this shit
Lemon dot cat scratching post
animal trap cage cover all right let's get her the humane live animal trap at
least one and then the three animal trap cage cover only cover trap cage and
then the the gloves and then the food is the highest priority so we'll
get all the we'll get four four packs of the fancy feast poultry beef and
Fancy Fee's wet cat food, yeah.
Look at the tower, what do you mean?
She put the priority, Brett.
Brett, she put the fucking priority.
A kid in would change your life, yeah, in a bad way.
And then the Fancy Fee's poultry beef and Fee's classic,
the high priority one's like, oh, then the de-warmer too.
Let's get all five of the dewormers
God damn there's a lot of stuff in here. I guess you use this generally, right?
Don't Turks like cats we do I like cats, too. I just like to fuck around
Some anarchic common solidarity. Okay, this one is from who is this?
This is from John's not rich some anarchic common solidarity is holidays using my local FMB chapter
using how much needed items are gloves hand warmers, fem and mask underwear,
AA and AAA batteries, flashlights and blankets. Tulsa FMB wish list.
Okay, hot hands, body and hand super body and hand super warmers.
Let's get like a couple of those, I mean by a couple I mean like 20, 30, or 20 is fine.
And then all the other ones too, just put it all in there.
Okay, all right some mutual aid for Tulsa
Shit on anarch is all you want, but they're out here doing things showering. Okay. Well, I shit on anarchist
But then I also help their mutual aid, okay?
Get kaya a kitten brother that would be a chew toy for kaya
actually that's not true a kitten would probably fuck Kaia's life up let's be real
a cat would probably traumatize Kaia Kaia would try to play Kaia would tried to play
with the cat one time, and then the cat would just fucking destroy her.
Okay I need to eat, and I can't eat while I'm doing this, so I'm gonna switch gears
for a second and we're gonna do a quick break and then we're gonna continue so
I'm just gonna watch some YouTube videos in the process okay I have to eat I'm
sorry it's fucking 5 p.m. can objective good let's get back to Jarvis looking at
the the clavicular streamer or something that you need to to fucking to be the
guy that's where I draw the line basic confidence changing daily habits
instead of playing games see this is the type of shit where I'm like you
Don't have enough life experience to be giving life advice, but people take your advice because they think I mean a lot of times
It's just because you're presenting as if you know everything
Which is just not true me never gonna see me presenting like I know everything
I don't know shit dude. I'm really doing my own name
The only thing I know about this guy is that he his claim to fame is that he like had this big glow up via
Getting face surgery, which is like I mean not a big surprise. I feel like a lot of celebrities do this
he's just crowdsourcing this type of thing from his audience.
You have to be in the top percentile to be looked at with a shred of romance.
This is like loser mentality, right?
Just like be charismatic and don't think less of people because of how they look
and you'll get a lot more attention.
I don't know. I don't know, man.
It's just like such a shitty way to think about the world
because you're only going to attract equally shallow people.
When you are not attracted, your life is hell.
I've experienced it.
I'm sure a lot of people have experienced it.
I'm watching this right now.
See, this is how it works.
You're like selling, you're like addressing the problem.
It's like you've been aggrieved.
You, the world has done you wrong.
And it's because you're fucking ugly, bro.
So you can fix it.
All you need is $35,000.
Get a number of facial surgeries
and then dubs in the chat, I suppose.
You can better yourself.
you can present yourself better without needing to have a surgery and I think that there's
like healthy ways and unhealthy ways of talking about this stuff and it's okay to want to present
yourself better or to be more attractive or whatever. I also don't think surgery is like
a bad thing if someone wants to get it. I just think that advertising it is where I would like
draw the line or or or treating it as if like well I've done this and I'm like a poster
boy for this and that's what's going to make make you attractive to the ladies. Anyway
that's like kind of where he's coming from. There's these clip channels on
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Now, back to the video.
The full stream is from Calivicular's kick stream,
IRL in Miami with the boys.
All credit goes to the boys.
Excuse me bro.
Nah, we're viral.
So watch out.
Yeah.
Where is that?
Get the fuck out of here.
Excuse me. Excuse me. We're viral. It's me when I have a disease. Yeah, you probably don't want to get near me
You might catch some of the virality. Yo chat, give us some suggestions for the club that you want to sign tonight
We're gonna start with some outside segments. What do these children in the kickchat know about clubs in Miami?
Are they even gonna let him in? He's like 19. Would you mind let me in the club? I am viral, so
Watch out. You might catch that. Nah, just justin. I have a lot of views
Who? No, I did not know, just...
I was scrubbing through this five hour live stream.
I didn't know what I was looking at,
but apparently, like, his friend walked up to these girls
and may have, like, touched one of them inappropriately.
I truly cannot tell what's happening from the camera,
but that's what it's been reported as.
Check the song.
Alright, man. Wait, wait, go pop.
Wait, this is Wando. This is movie quality.
Oh my god.
Oh!
Let's fucking go, bro!
We're viral as fuck! Oh my god!
I couldn't even tell what happened in this clip,
But he's like harasses these women and so
Is that dude like memeing or is that how he is like?
Cuz I only know about clavicular right I didn't know that there was also
like
People in his crew that are somehow even bigger goobers than he is
But I guess that's how these guys move usually so it shouldn't have been that shocking
But he has like goons
I guess it makes sense because if you know how big of a goober he is, like obviously his goons are going to be even lower ranking.
That's testicular. Okay, I can't tell if you're joking or if you're being serious.
I'm 34 years old. I know a lot about the background of this, this one guy, but I clearly didn't know enough.
Like actually the dude his name is testicular. No, you're fucking joking.
That's the for short.
OK, stop. OK, that's a joke.
No, no, the chat is like saying racist stuff.
Big surprise. I'm not making this video with this random guy, but it's
this is like the company he keeps, I guess.
I'm not that into your your your max your maxilla is quite recessed.
This is so embarrassing.
Your maxilla is quite recessed.
No one fucking cares.
Holy shit.
That's not my first language.
Oh, yeah. So you have it like a recessed maxilla.
I can't her responses English is not my first language and then he continues going in about
Recessed maxilla. You're not ugly. Your maxilla is just recessed. We're beyond cooked
You know like you're off his job. It's just a little recessed. I can't I mean, you know what I mean?
Are you looking at me? I don't know what that is. Oh this fucking guy dude. It's all the best people
They're all together. It's like the Avengers. Yeah, it's just like a developmental flaw. It's no worries
It's just like a developmental flaw. It's no worries. Does this guy a moater? It's interesting like it feels like he's um
Trying to be nonchalant like to seem cool everything he does
No, no beta blockers like what the fuck? Why is there this like sheepish nervous energy all over him?
Or but he's also a one-note
Yeah, I don't even care about that actually
That's crazy, bro chat what club should we go to chat? Oh, she's hot over there. I'm
nonchalant so that's cool fellows. This is how you should always be hello
You have a recess maxilla and your norwood line implies that you were not the maximal
of beauty efficiency. Dude, this is so ridiculous. Not in here, stop it. You can go left. Yeah,
I'm not attracting you, so you can go away now. I really only want women near me who
I'm attracted to. Processed mexilum, maybe. Recessed, no chance. I would say I'm argue
by at least like two PSLs, easily.
I...
Bro, I need you to understand something.
They literally have their own unique measurement system,
the PSL thing, okay?
And I see it all the time on my TikTok for your page
and it's really funny,
because it'll be like,
you
you
you
you
you
you
down because it creates behavior like this where you just like treat people like shit
for content because you don't you're not beholden to your fellow person in the room with you
you are actually beholden to the chat who's going who's who's spamming dubs you know
and also the n word by the way I looked at some of these these twitch streams and the
amount of like n words and disgraced German dictator dubs in the chat I was seeing was
a little alarming to me.
I would say roughly by like four or five points.
It was stressing me out.
Guys, I'm gonna do a nigg bomb right over here.
Nigg bomb.
What's that?
Wait, wait, show the area?
Show the area?
What the?
What the?
Ah!
That's my world, mister.
You're not allowed to say that
because you're not cute enough.
Everyone knows if you're cute enough
you can say the n-word.
That's so cool, man.
That's so sick.
Oh, you just marked them.
By two PSLs.
You should have just seen the way he very unnaturally said the n-word.
Oh, he's like almost said it before.
He's thought about it.
He said it in the shower.
He sang along to a Kanye West song one time and he didn't sense.
I forgot to mention this.
Um, that girl was way hotter than he is.
I know we move past because it was being so fucking strange.
I just like kind of focused on that but it's pretty funny that he also literally thought
he was more attractive than her when objectively that's not the case
no they both chopped no that was a very attractive girl what the fuck
and was much nicer
I'll be honest when he first said that, I thought he was about to take a bunch of nicotine.
I thought he said Nick bomb DC nigg bomb.
They made a new term.
This is what I mean about IRL streaming.
You have turned yourself into a lab rat instead of cheese.
You get dubs in the chat and you are searching through a maze AKA IRL.
You find rewarding pieces of fucking cheese, things that will make dubs go in the chat.
That is what creates, and you have issued all of society around it because you were singularly
focused on getting the dub, getting the cheese.
That is what this is.
That is how we get here.
And also money as well.
And why not a little bit of gambling on top of that for a good measure, roughly two
to five GSLs?
GSL should area not a black person in sight if you're gonna drop the the nick bomb the Nick Kerr the son of Golden State
Yeah, bro, do that shit and fucking hi, Aliyah
Let's see how far you get away with that
Warriors head coach Steve Kerr Nicholas Kerr if you're gonna say that outside of the purview the earshot of black people
I don't even respect you as a racist
You know what I mean? You're not even a good racist
What a little loser dude, holy shit. Did anybody hear me? Did anybody hear the brave thing I just said anyone highly wouldn't count? Yeah, it is more
Highly they'd be like, oh you are right white boy. We love saying it too, and we're Hispanic
I wanna speak to the fact that I just said, n***a.
Well, would you look at that?
It appears no one's willing to mug me because I have roughly two PSLs on everyone in this
room.
N***a.
I'm the sweetest and the hottest and everyone loves me.
Why are you arresting me?
There are so many dubs in my chat.
N***a.
Yo, did anyone hear that?
What was that?
Busted in the wind.
You think you heard me say the word?
was the win that's like what you say when you're like flirting with somebody it's
like I mean you're really pretty who said that wasn't me who said that I don't
know if YouTube's gonna get mad at me I might have to bleep myself don't worry
guys I can say it I have roughly 5.5 p.s. L's so oh my god the eighth graders
gonna love this that's exactly the fucking yes bro doesn't even care
anymore bro is an absolute savage just whatever I'm doing this plan he
dropped a nickname everyone heard it there's two in words one of them you
This is the most I've ever heard Jarvis say the n-word in my entire lifetime of knowing him
like the
The entire existence of our friendship. This is I've I think I've ever heard him say the n-word
Except maybe when he was on the podcast one time and we were talking about another word that sounds like the n-word I think
If you guys remember
Yeah, it's only after a white boy has said it
It means cheap like the word that means cheap but sounds like the n-word Lee
That's supposed to say the other is Nick bum
I finished shooting the video and then I realized this guy does not stop saying the n-word
So I just want to watch some more of these clips.
Are you like mixed or you just like?
N word Lee.
I'm not going to say it.
No, it's not a slur.
It just means like that you're.
I think it's like it's a term to say like someone is is cheap or something.
I remember, we looked it up.
I'm pretty sure we looked it up on stream, not stream,
but on the podcast and be like, it sounds, it sounds like it was,
it was, you know, it was racist in its intention when they first came
up with it, but I don't think it was.
But it's one of those words that I think literally, I think it's like
so old that it's not even like it's, it's before racism.
Like, like it's like Dutch or something.
and has nothing to do with like the n-word. It's like before the n-word was mass-adopted.
You know what I mean?
And yeah, the Dutch are racist as fuck too, but I'm saying like...
because the n-word came into common usage during shadow slavery.
So there are thousands of years throughout history where the word was not used at all.
So there is low key like a pre-n word world where the word just wasn't like it didn't
exist.
Like people are still racist obviously, people are still terrible.
But like, the concept of, like this dehumanization was not done at the point of like racial boundaries
at all.
The domination was mostly done through religious identity.
And slavery was done through religious identity.
You're wrong, man.
No, I'm 100% right.
What do you mean?
wrong? No, I'm right. I'm 100% right. Why would you why would you test me on this? I'm literally
I have a PhD in racism, why would you test me on this?
There is a world where there is a world pre-chattel slavery and the mass adoption of pre-chattel
slavery where slavery was not done in a similar fashion and was not like, was not like considered
like a heritable trait, okay?
So don't fucking come after me like that.
You just like pure white.
I'm pure white.
Okay.
So I was just wondering like what makes you like,
same like any other.
Well, um, I just like it, you know?
By the way, this guy is being extremely respectful.
The white person can say the password,
but you can have shoes up.
I think I can say the n-word and I think I can say it why you think it doesn't
happen well because I'm just kind of like a free spirited guy like I don't
really think about like social constraints and shit like that see that's
the thing it's like that's called being selfish that's called you know he's
based bro
he's so fucking cool dude
he's so free spirited bro but not participating in society because
your your little linnings will will give you dubs in the chat and so you don't have to behave
to social norms. It's not noble to just be annoying. Of course, I'm gonna say, you know.
Yes, his bodyguard is black.
Yes, they do get off on that. Yes, I do think there's like a second racist reason for that.
Oh, yeah, it's so fucking strange, dude.
I do think it's like done deliberately.
I think they, they like that.
like being like they like hiring black bodyguards. He's racist for an amazing reason. Oh, I love
that fucking he's red for an amazing reason he's a racist for an amazing reason oh that's
so good yeah there's out it's because he's a free spirit don't don't respect it see okay
He lost me there. Don't actually don't respect it. Yeah, do you say it? Yeah me exactly
It's a fun isn't is it not a fun word to say is it not appropriate in a lot of situations? It's that's no it's inappropriate
Dude, what the fuck is happening?
brother
Why did you even bro? Why did you even start the combo if you were gonna buckle?
God damn
That is crazy
He said yeah, I respect it
What's he gonna do I mean honestly the game plan at that point is to is to take it to its maximum level
And if you're not willing to entertain that then you probably shouldn't even approach him
Or at the very least fucking, you know, give him a stern talking to.
For you to say it's like this is not a discussion.
It's not an argument.
I want to be able to like just have fun and just like say whatever I want.
You know, it doesn't make you a hateful person to say it, but.
No, it kind of does when people tell you the hateful context that it's used in.
And then you say, I don't care.
I want to say it because it's fun for me.
That makes you a bad person.
Play gangsta rap or some shit like that.
He's got a booger in his nose, which I can relate to,
but I feel like looks maxers may not enjoy that.
They'd call it like a nasal, a nasal maxima.
Give me an excuse to say n***a, you know?
Dude, every time he does it, he looks around
for approval or for shock or whatever.
And no one f***ing cares.
It's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen.
Well,
It comes across so unnatural like he doesn't have the fucking early 2000s John Sina energy,
you know, it just doesn't it's bad like you don't got the backwards trucker cap, long
ass fucking FUBU shorts you ain't got nothing like you you don't have you do
not have the appropriate we all know the word I'm not gonna say it but you know
what I'm talking about okay you know I'm talking about there is a there's a
very specific type of guy a white guy that existed in a very specific time
frame and the way to describe this white guy is uh is basically the N word but the W in front of it
and and this man ain't it okay
it's just that's he's not he is just simply saying it for a shock factor and it's so out of place
A professor of thugonomics, if you will. Yes, exactly. Now, it was weird when those guys
were doing it too, but at least those guys have like a little bit more swag. Like it
It becomes a little bit more natural.
You know what I mean?
He ain't even Latino.
Yeah, that he's just so white.
He's like Anglo.
He's the most white.
What is happening today bro everybody everybody's in the christmas spirit
People got holiday spirit in the chat.
Chat is way funnier than usual.
And he says it so much,
yet he's still so uncomfortable saying it.
That's what I like to say.
As long as I can say n***a,
because that's what I like to say.
Me and my homies love to use that word.
All right, all right, what else?
What else?
Airplane food's kind of crazy, n***a, n***a.
It's just like cringe. It's really embarrassing man to
Bro says it like he's from Holland dude
Like doesn't he say it like he's he's like European and doesn't speak English quite well
But it doesn't even sound like the word
It sounds like joy boys other word the way he's saying it, you know, I'm not gonna say it because we're too close to someone slinging the n word around.
But like the God name for for joy boy.
You know what I mean?
It's so pathetic. Like, honestly, if you're gonna do it you have to do it well. I'm not
crazy, because you're putting it out there and you are doing it like a baby.
I'm not crazy because you're putting it out there and you are doing it like a baby.
It's blowing my mind how much this guy says the M word, by the way, and it's still, it
still blows my mind that he says it all the time.
And after this whole time, he's still so shy about it.
Like there is a genuine concern in his voice when he says it.
Have so much such an audience, you know, such a platform and have so much practice and to still sound so cringy saying the word. It's crazy.
What's his N word count? You think? Oh, dude, it's low 100%.
It's like that's because Vans ratings
You can tell it's low he can't even say it like you need to understand
You need to understand
He might have said the hard ER way more right
But like very clearly when he's in public and he tries to hit the soft a it comes out so weird
That it makes me feel like he this is a new thing for him almost
Because if someone says it all the time, if someone says it all the time, you can tell
if they say it all the time, okay?
Hiding this from Van Laathe, Lathed, his diabolical work, you clearly can't be trusted.
I know.
I, I, we would have had such a good time going through this video together.
I didn't know it was like that.
Yeah, he says it like Jackie Chan in fucking rush hour exactly
He unironically says it
Worse than Nick Fuentes like Nick Fuentes very clearly says it all the time
This dude says it like he needs a permission slip and he's like never said it before
four. It's still very strange when you hear Nick Fuentes say it too, because you're like,
you are too, you are so white. I know he's like, you know, quarter Mexican, but he is
like entirely he is so fucking white. Like you have so much to warn you, it's on your
talking about it so much. I'm saying it over here to tell if I'm good at saying it.
Okay, don't do that. That's crazy. Practice. We know you say it all the time and you
You still can't pull it off?
I obviously had to say the N word
because of how ridiculous that was.
And also guys, just lol at the N word, okay?
Honestly guys, just lol at the N word.
Can I get some dubs in the chat
for the loling at the N word?
Can I get some L, LPSL dub six, seven N words in the chat?
My clavies, that's what I call you guys.
I'm not allowed to smile or laugh or experience emotions,
but I do love saying the N word
because that's like cool.
A dude called me out.
He's like, oh, clap, why do you gotta say the N word?
It's like because it gets me views.
Why would I not?
Why would I not say it, okay?
Right, and that's why I don't respect you, right?
That's why, because you have like no sort of,
you follow the winds of clout
and you have no like morals or scruples about you.
And that's like something that I think is a little required
for me to have respect for a person.
So it's like, I don't, I'm not outraged.
I just think you're a loser.
Not really, I hate for guy at all whatsoever.
I'm just abusing an unpatched method.
Oh my God, he thinks he's so clever.
It's not unpatched.
it's that you're just a loser and you've outed yourself as such.
And he's like, I have this crazy method.
It's called like being a loser
and it's crazy how much like people just let you
like do loser shit if you like out yourself as a loser.
And it's like, yeah, no, we just know you're a loser
and that's kind of the, that's the end of it.
It's like, you notice he's saying it like
in front of white people.
Like even when he was pressed by the black guy,
he didn't say it.
I don't think he even said it in that moment.
But when he's like shouting it out,
He's like doing so in a restaurant.
He's a good shot of all the white people here
at this restaurant.
Yeah, they're not gonna stop me from dropping
in a nick bomb or whatever the hell he called it.
So, you know, the barrier to entry is up here.
That's why the views are so good
if you say N-word on the internet.
It's crazy to describe this as you think you've cracked.
I can't believe he's educating children.
Like he's literally telling kids,
you should go out and say the N-word
and you'll get clout.
He's also 19, like I feel like
he's mentally stunted.
It feels like he's 19 years old,
but the attitude he's demonstrating,
he kind of comes across like he's 12.
Some sort of code, an unpatched method, a new exploit.
Come here.
I don't hear him.
Okay, this is cringe.
That would just ruin forever, I don't know.
Another 19 year old saying the N word is what ruined you.
I just had to look up who this person was
because they use the whole government here.
So I just Googled it.
This is, I guess this is how it works, right?
You need the most cringe people alive to use the word
And then they'll realize that only losers do it.
I mean, it's that's kind of how it worked.
And when he was saying it too, let's be real, actually, it's a tell.
It's a giveaway for like having no aura, you know, well, that doesn't mean it's not part
of my book.
It's just like a free spirit.
And it's like fun word, bro.
He got the Miami Latinos telling him to stop saying it, brother, at that point,
You have to quit it.
That's crazy.
Like, no disrespect, but those dudes are probably saying it more than black dudes are, and they're
the ones telling you, stop saying it.
You gotta stop saying it.
It's done.
Yeah.
Yeah, Latino say it the most.
It's over.
It's over.
He has a confidence of a wet paper bag.
talks like a 12 year old who's still getting over watching porn, watching porn for the
first time.
I just, it's funny that I wasn't the only one who noticed this though, that he just comes
across as very insecure when he's slinging it so it looks really unnatural that other
people have approached him in public to be like, hey man, I love saying the N word.
And I actually am an enjoyer when white people say the N word, but honestly, like the form
of it is really bad.
Like the way you're doing it is kind of, you know, it just seems so, so nervous.
There's this like nervous energy surrounding it.
Maybe you should like try to bling it when you're, you know, sitting at home by yourself
so you can get better at it.
I'm not lying to you.
It works.
I'm from Miami.
McDonald said it to the black employee like a mini hate crime. I was stunned.
Many, many hate crime.
That's awesome.
Okay. This is the second time he's used free spirited to describe the way he
uses the N word. They got to take away the internet for some of these people,
man. I just broke up my girlfriend, L girlfriend, W fucking community.
I just broke up my girlfriend, L girlfriend, L girlfriend, W chat,
Actually, six seven mean Wanda we're gonna call the approach
Rowdy kid everyone stand L girlfriend in the chat
Wait, this is the guy who just like harassed women in the previous chat and it was uh a little bit cringe actually
I'll say it w cold approach L girlfriend
They're saying L girlfriend of getting calls Dupia cells
Dude pumpkin spice lattes, please. This is the type of thing that it's like, you know
Based on the communication side
There's no like adult man with a 401k spamming L girlfriend in the chat, you know
And I think that that's when it becomes problematic because these are not role models
Unfortunately, I I want I want for there to be lots of great role models online for for young boys and I hate to say it
But this is not one of them. Can we get like an L role model in the chat actually look what my fucking chat is recommending?
Like, I swear, I'm not- the chat is the worst thing ever.
Fuck the chatter.
Okay, so his chat's like trolling him or whatever, and then he like goes off on his chat.
I do not know how much of this is earnest or not.
There's a lot of clips that I think are memes of him talking about drug use to Lux Max,
and like, I don't want to show this clip because I do think they'll get flagged on YouTube.
But even like, as a bit, it's concerning, you know?
Because someone's gonna not know the ironic joke.
That's the problem with like irony poisoning is that like people just don't know for real what you're what you're talking about
The issue with this stuff is like I can't tell what's real and what's not
There's so many like things that are just done for engagement clip channels take and they just run or like it's a
It's a vehicle for him to you know get a ton of eyeballs
But he does these collabs of very objectionable characters and it's like
What are we doing? Well, it's very obvious like I said, it's cheese. Okay
It's it's clout poisoning and it's it's being lasered in on things that will make you money get dubs in the chat and
It's a very hollow way to live your life and and I hope that he gets help. All right, I hope that
He sees the light
The problem is I don't know what to do with kids like this, right?
Like you are so far down this path and you've kind of only been rewarded so far
Like even shit like this feels like bait. I got invited to a Peter teal part. You think that's gonna be a dead-end party problem
Billionaires they get a little creepy. I don't want to get diddied. Hey anybody that's a
Working a lot after they make like a hundred million dollars has some mental issues
I don't know who this guy is the Santa Cruz guy, but he has a point
The I but then even this I'm like this type of shit just feels like bait like I just don't if it's not bait
It's concerning if it is bait. It's still concerning because you feel like that is something you feel like you need to do this to continue to raise your
Profile none of it's necessary. There's lots of people who are
Just attractive and don't make it their whole personality
It's kind of crazy what can happen when you just do be normal and attractive if you can go far
And also you don't need to be attractive and also beauties in the eye of the boulder
There's no objectivity to it obsessive over this type of stuff is a fast track to things like body dysmorphia
and disorders and disordered behaviors.
Talk to your doctor, talk to your therapist,
talk to your friends and family,
talk to the people who love you.
Don't become so isolated online.
We did spend like two hours earlier today
going through the exact types of brain rot
that exist in these spaces.
And I'm glad we did that.
And then I also told you like what the main concern is.
because
There are a lot of young people that watch this shit and get their notes from this guy and
It is very very damaging
This becomes
your value system because it doesn't end well and I
Don't want to wish ill or I don't want to wish bad things on anyone let alone someone this young
But it's concerning and when you're doing so much harm online or what I perceive to be doing so much harm
Online to an impressionable audience
I feel like I need to say something especially because I've been seeing all this shit on my feet against my will
And now it's only gonna get worse
Even laughs in like a nonchalant what haha
Nonchalance is the death of
It's not nonchalant
It's actually the most shill on
Because it's like it's fake
Like he's trying to come across like he's above it all but you can tell that he's he's like very deliberately trying to force it
Personality all right, you're allowed to care you're allowed to show emotions when you're done smoking the cigarette
Do you try to eat it after what look at you into the week?
What are you stressed about? The next meal?
I'm the breadwinner.
You're the breadwinner? What do you do to make your money?
Sup guys off for McChicken?
This type of thing, like this guy judging someone...
Wait, he's not even attempting. He's just not even attempting to be funny.
What do you do, sup guys off for McChicken? You're a whore.
You're fat.
fat, you're fat and also slutty, but you got to be actually fucking less than 10.
This ain't even funny for a 10 year old.
I feel like you got to be nine to look at that and be like, ha, ha, this is so funny.
You're so ruthless.
Y'all had adapt on fear in 14 years over half of my life.
I'd be lying if I said this didn't hurt, but it had to be done.
Thank you to everyone who's been a part of this journey.
The best is you to come.
Wait, what the fuck is going on?
Bro, we literally just did an episode with an episode.
I'm going to come out next Monday.
What is going on?
They all left.
Gigi's Aiden tweeted he bought FaZe Clan.
Yeah, I saw QT tweet about it, but that's nothing like that's a meme.
Wait, I've never stopped FaZe'ing up.
What is this?
Fatboy Max's cousin, or Fatboy Max.
I'll give you one part, gay, you see that little townhouse, you see that little townhouse?
That Max was in?
And face?
They tried to make that nigga pay 20 bands a month.
What the fuck?
Or give a percentage of myself what the fuck
But max is such a good nigga he says yeah, bro, I just want to and now niggas like max look crazy look like ego out niggas
No, that shit not cool though like niggas taking shit on the chin making him look like this nigga the ego monster niggas don't know the truth, bro
This guy's really cool, right?
He was the one who was just like
Shitting on a bunch of like right-wing people after the streamer wars
Max's cousin fat boy dip. Yeah, he's chill. I forget what it was. I just want remember watching a video of his that went viral
I don't know the truth.
So of course he's going to look like this nigga, oh this nigga just worried about himself
not.
Niggas.
Banks, I have nothing to do with what's going on in a face plan right now.
I left four months ago and I moved on with my life.
I'm fortunate to see wishing everyone involved the best.
If there's anything I can do to help, I'm here.
Nobody loves face more than me.
You know what's crazy?
I haven't asked anybody about what the fuck's going on.
I mean, I knew that there was, you know,
some shenanigans afoot, but I just, I didn't know,
like I didn't even ask them.
And I genuinely have no idea.
Like I feel like I'm on the outside.
Normally when stuff like this happens,
I usually know what's going on, but I have no idea.
And as someone who has phased up for basically the last decade or so, it's kind of making
me phase down a little bit.
I'm not going to lie.
I know I've always told you guys, you know, never phase down, always phase up, but kind
of feels like it's, uh, we're phasing down a little bit.
No, I don't think it's a bit.
I don't think it's a bit at all.
I don't think it's a bit at all. Actually is Norm Vingelstein in phase though.
I don't think so, man. I think phase think he's out.
Yeah. Adapt would not. This is the craziest.
Adapt would not tweet this out for a meme left at phase clan,
14 years old, however my life I'd be lying if I said this didn't hurt,
but it had to be done.
Why is banks being blamed? I don't know. I feel like people blame banks for a lot of stuff.
His approval ratings are very down. But I don't know. DDR5s are two damn expense. What
is this pre-watch?
Say right and all of you don't want to bear a bad news, right? But this whole face thing
Like it's gonna come to a halt very soon
Most of pressure has turned up because value is yes
No, I have no equity in this right you're in the no contracts, right?
And soon enough one of the one of the one way the other one of you guys gonna want more, right?
And it's gonna break the cohesion of the goose. He isn't getting
Rolled out. Okay. No surprise of the shit line
No, he's not pre-watching it. No, I can I can tell you that I don't think that's the case
Excuse me is actually
Okay
Let me start by saying I
Always call it should you fucking dumbass when it comes to politics and when it comes to politics. He's a dumbass
At least he used to be a open-minded dumbass, but this is the type of shit where he's very good
He's actually very smart when he talks about stuff like this
This assessment that XUC is bringing up under different circumstances would probably be a
solid one.
And as a matter of fact, that's always going to be a pressure point with a lot of big egos
in the realm of entertainment.
So he's not wrong, but I don't think this is the case.
I think there's an organizational issue.
when he says you don't have equity, he means like,
you guys are just kind of chilling
and you're popping off and you're making money
and it's great, but like,
you guys are gonna wanna divvy up the sum in different ways.
That I don't think is the main problem.
Like he's saying there's a lot of big egos
and you have no equity, you're gonna want more.
I don't think that's the case.
I think it's a organizational problem.
Phase banks sold a large ownership of stake in phase,
shifting control to a new leadership
that pushed for 20% of creators earnings
heading all the members leave.
I don't know if this is accurate or not,
but this I would believe potentially.
Like I could see this,
I could see this being a more likely scenario
than what XCC is saying.
It banks want to issue a buy phase when it was on the stock market for like 12 million
That is a kick champ tweet, I don't know how true that is I don't know this the case at all
But I'm saying that I could see that being the case more than what XCC saying which is like
More than what XCC suggesting which is big egos
wanting a bigger piece of the power something like that
another year when I'm talking about equity fuck all that we're trying to see if we fucking can make
some money it's unfortunate to say it right and l excuse deserves negative benefit of that no this
is the one area where he is very knowledgeable if there's one area where ecstasy is very knowledgeable
is shit like this this is his whole life what are you talking about it's like this in Overwatch
if you ask him about fucking Overwatch like playing Winston he's gonna be one of the
best in the world he's gonna tell you everything you need to know this like
organizations like streamer culture that sort of stuff he is the most knowledge
one of the most knowledge people at the end of the day he literally it was one of the biggest
content creators on the planet for years
pbm is about to talk about it online
I don't know
But I think it's a org related problem like with ownership if I were to guess if I were to guess I would say that it's like
Possibly org related
Well, I don't know. I don't know what the fuck's going on. It's strange. I never thought that would leave phase. That's crazy
Like you said this he spent
Over half of his life on phase dude. He's been at phase for 14 years. He's 28
You understand
That sounds crazy to me
When a dev joined FaZe, I was 10, yeah.
Damn he was a baby when he started, yeah he was.
And not once did he ever fake a trick shot dude.
The stream is titled The Truth.
Is he even lying?
It's what we had.
What the fuck?
Streamless finna lay the truth.
Promote that next podcast on?
No, that feels weird.
This is all bait. They're going to add Max back. I don't think so, dude. I don't think
so at all. They all left UAW this week too. You mean UTA dog in this weird world for a
brief moment, for a brief moment, FaZe Clan was a part of the United Auto Workers in your
mind. Like they actually left the United Auto Workers, UAW. It's such a funny, dude, that's
awesome is. Yeah, everybody's phasing up to Sean Fane more like Sean phase, the great chairman
phase in the fuck up. What's up guys? We're phasing the fuck up at the Dearborn Ford factory Ford
facility. I'm here with my man, Sean Fain. Okay, I'm dumb fat finger. No, it's just funny.
Only in this community could someone mistake United Talent Agency UTA with UAW. Also, those
letters are on the entirely opposite sides of the keyboard. So no, you didn't figure
you just had UAW because Union is strong, brother. To be fair, they do have grad school teachers
and stuff like that, like grad students in the UAW as well. So then it's not that crazy.
What if they have phase? What if they added phase to it?
it you know will you ever collaborate with nephew again nah now that he's not on phase
dude it's over I won't be of course I will dude damn max is 50,000 people already waiting
in seven minutes holy shit this is why when people were fucking accusing these guys
a body like the phase guys a body I was like, I don't think you understand how fucking how
much like the next generation and and tiktokers like tiktok induced drama and and real eyeballs
that come along with it with this kind of stuff.
wash freaky on. I mean, this is a big impact. This is a big impact. Mom, start the stream
forehead. Why you got a fascin on my screen? I don't know. This is a entry. This is a
black boy max is like a loading screen. I'm 25. I never hear people talk about these
guys am I too old yes
I think I've ever watched one of these guys's streams actually except for like Jason when he blew out of that plane when he jumped out of that plane
This is kind of funny. I don't watch anybody. I don't want anybody's streams in general. So it's like
When you two doing streams together
Bro missing out on some gas
What if I started my shit like this next time
No hoops, no hoops, clush, thank you for that fucking fight.
Is call roll call?
All right, I don't have aura like that, okay?
I'm onk, I'm chunk, I'm chopped onk.
I don't have aura, I can't be a aura streamer.
Look at me, I'm wearing a fucking,
he doesn't even have any Christmas gear on.
You know what I mean?
It's the day of Christmas.
I'm over here looking like Santa Claus.
You have never once in my username, you're serian, married Christmas.
First of all, if you don't have a family, you've got me want to let you know I love
you.
We love you.
You've got me.
If you do have a family, make sure you tell him you love him.
Bro, he loves you.
You gotta get asked that.
He loves us.
Yeah, bro. Happy holidays. It was amazing year of 2025 was probably the best year of my life yet.
And it's just gonna keep getting better. I appreciate y'all. You feel me? I hope y'all are amazing too.
I'm parent social now.
Obviously, a lot of big news happening the last 24 hours.
I know a lot of people are looking to me for my thoughts as these are my boys and I went through the process first.
As I said before I want to be respectful of sensitive information at the same time as you all know in this business
He's got a script.
Conversations often take place with assistant staffers and other people who aren't required to keep secrets and everybody talks with something like this happens.
He has a...
Bro, he has a serotonous onboard!
I can share a little more of what led to my own departure.
And what I think may have been the feelings of my bruce
Bro he has a soundboard and he is a script I got nothing I'm a phase clean
No last year I joined face clean last year
2024 February South to K-Song South to rage
I
Mean helping you
When we join
Brotherhood
Bros
Good time great vibes. We all some young kids. It's just like damn. We coming around and now we around niggas who damn niggas
Washing niggas on the screen before we was in this position
And filming we in a position now where it's like where did they do this crazy?
I appreciate the fuck out of you not having a soundboard everything was smooth
Y'all know we was in Miami then we went to LA
You know good times shit was cool for the most part
Pickups here and there but nothing where it's like
Ever be a major issue. I'm gonna mute alerts for this so I could just talk
As I know sub at the hotings
even when we had our little issues it was never damn this is not something that
would this is something that would break up something that would potentially be a
huge issue you got what I'm saying we was good yeah I know if you was there for
2024 say me nigga bro yeah I know bro
then faze miss one happened. Everything's still smooth as I know faze miss last year
2024 is great vibes. We had a good time but if y'all can recall there was a
stream later on into the month where I'm not even know specifically name names
because if he was there he was there it's not the most big deal but we had a
sponsor there was a sponsor for that day and niggas didn't end up doing the
sponsor game night boom niggas didn't end up doing a sponsor there was
difficulties with the sponsor yeah after that happened according to the
assistance assistance and staff other creators because I'm not gonna lie I just
I just really don't remember, but they said
they'll be your L sponsor.
I'm not so sure.
I'll sponsor I think.
I don't know.
Everybody for the rest of the month
and set me as home early, right?
This is the first time where in my head I went, huh?
Okay.
So how much control do we have here?
And how much control do niggas have over us, if that makes sense?
Right?
I'm going to say that one more time again.
How much control do we have here?
And how much control do they have over us?
I know I started 365.
Someone at phase.
I introduced me to my old manager brand.
I was working with Brandon from about November.
So fuck.
So fuck
Brandon had falling out with person who introduced me
How do we tell you pbm is gonna drag this person who I was gonna do unboxing wait really
tells me according to my assistant and my creative director at the time who were
sitting what the fuck is going on because they're on my team tell me
I
Can hear the rain in the back after that happens I
Stayed
Sout to Brandon
He just wanted the best for me wanted me to be as good as I could possibly be we're still cool
You know I got introduced to a new manager as I know I
Um
I come back to LA after new york
All that happened in new york and you know everything's cool. I'm cool with the boys. You feel me mean the boys cool, but it's just like
damn like
It is a weird weird air for a little while. You know what i'm saying
um
But everything i patched up because at the end of the day we bros and we love each other like
You feel me? I want to make that known ron. I love you chasin. I love you. I doubt. I love you
I love you so I love you case on I love you. Um, did I forget anybody? I don't think so
You didn't say Lazy
Merry Christmas to you as well I texted him no Lacey. I love you. I thought Lacey was the nigga I said first
Anyway black rockstar
Everything's cool
Bro, he forgot your name to fell in and do this fuck you're not what we're gonna do for the rest of the year
Ideas yo, we actually had this idea and this can say this and now we were supposed to go on this hometown tour
Damn, bro, we're supposed to go on this hometown
Yeah, we're gonna do that right before Nick is moving to the new house right
So this was getting ideas you for me that would have been fired
But before that happened
We started going through some turmoil
Streamers are just crazy because imagine making kids feel like they can be famous for just being themselves
The whole idea is one of the most intoxicating you can imagine. I swear to God
I have the most like 38 year old audience on this fucking platform, dude. I
I swear to God I have the most like this is the most like 12-year-old audience right now
And I have the most like onk audience
Yeah, little townhouse, I'll give you one part. Hey, you see that little townhouse you see that little townhouse
That matches her
And fades they're trying to make that nigga pay 20 bands a month. What the fuck?
Or give a percentage of myself what the fuck
But Max is such a good nigga he just a bride is one and now niggas like max look crazy look like ego out niggas
No, that shit not cool though like niggas taking shit on the chin making him look like
this nigga the ego monster niggas don't know the truth bro.
Niggas don't know the truth.
Now as I know FBD worked for me, he's my cousin.
Now he's strings now.
He worked for me, he sat in meetings and he heard these things for his own ears for
me.
He's allowed to say whatever he wants as he feels but as y'all know I signed the phase in 2024
So at the end of the day, I saw him pickers. There's certain things I can't they can't say
He has a non disparagement probably
I
He's no other race
Yeah
It is pretty crazy that like these orgs don't have better
I mean it's crazy that like because I guess the talent is so young
Because the talent is so young in general that they they straight up
I don't know. I've never been a part of an organization. I remember the day. I remember this day.
Sad on stream.
How do ors make money? They sell ads.
But honestly, they don't but the way they
What's true, was I in a blue hoodie do we have that? I don't know if we have that the way that they make money is they they sell ads
So they sell like
Across the board is basically the same as like any agency like an ad agency April 29
So they'll go and get like a big sponsor and they'll be like, oh all of these are our top content creators
And they give a depending on the deals that they have they have to give a percentage back to the streamers
Or they take a percentage of the ads they sell
The shit from faze miss
Into whatever FBD is talking about that happening
Is what made me realize
It's time for me to man up
If I want to be what I one day want to beat or plan on being, I got to bet on myself no
matter what happens to me or what maybe I might try to do.
So yeah, as I know I ended 3-6-5 shortly after moving into a new house.
I
Will be honest well like me and the 365 game I was just
It's too much going on behind this in each shit
Streaming every day I was
Game imagine start low key instead of UTA if they were a UAW they wouldn't be having these issues though
And then seven days into it niggas tell you like maybe they should have been unionized
Now I gotta scramble figure shit out. You know niggas there help me figure shit out, but it's like
Fuck man
You know, it's just like it's very it's very arm. It's like it's chaotic game every day waking up. I gotta figure out
But it's like fuck I made it I made it you're gone. No no rage
But yeah, bro, um, so out of these moments, I was really questioned and I think I made
the decision, especially after this, after, you feel me, a legend thing happened.
Um, where I'm like, bro, what am I going to do here?
I can't be here no more.
And I honestly didn't think I was going to leave as soon as I did.
it was awesome shit like bro I gotta make this decision sooner or later is he
leaving phase or something no he's like I'm gone for a couple months I'm
able to get my mental health back right and now that all the other phase of
members are leaving as well I'm able to one by one he's basically saying my
piece is saying is true for me good and I'm not saying all that was from
being in but I was just fucked up in a lot of different ways I just had to
get myself right. You throw me? I come back.
I'm missing one piece. Sorry to everyone in the story.
To fuck y'all up.
Y'all remember when Lacey got kicked from FaZe?
Lacey got kicked from FaZe?
He really got kicked from FaZe.
He got kicked from FaZe because according to the assistants and the staff and the cameraman,
they said that he had missed a video shoot or something.
I'm missing video shoots.
So he actually got kicked from FaZe.
Granted, he was allowed back in a couple, what's it called, later, because Niggas
all had combos, but yes, he got kicked from FaZe.
So my point of, this is to tell y'all this,
we had no control.
There was no control.
There was like a puppets,
at least that's what it felt like.
You got what I'm saying?
Anything could happen at any moment.
Bro, Lacey Love phase,
this thing it campaigned for this shit.
This thing go hard as fuck.
Like, hard as fuck.
Like how can that happen to bro?
Right, cool.
It come Tom, yeah, I know the whole war happened, etc, right?
Bro, if you're 14, this is the worst Christmas ever. I'm not gonna laugh for the past like two months
I was on some shit like damn
Yo, this is the worst Christmas gift of all time. I'm not gonna lie. I'm phasing down
That's because at the end of the day I fuck with these niggas. We almost have phased Marlin. Yeah
We don't we don't have to troll over our careers
as much as we should have why so I'm gonna be honest bro this is phase 9 11
dude that whole phase camp happened when we went to phase camp I caught up my
brother is 21 and he's having a bad Christmas because of his I'm gonna be
totally honest bro now I'm here I want to sit here and at least apologize
publicly that's crazy to my voice because it caught them very off guard but
the reason I did this was because I needed to make a decision and stand on it
I know if I had niggas moves it out there's no going back I needed to make
this decision and not have any return you know what I'm saying so yeah niggas
move all shit out we come back you feel me I told them morning of either
morning of or day before and I told him that is like I literally remember seeing
outside on the guest house. I was with K-Sign, I was with Ron, I think Silky and
Jason. Lacey doesn't- This isn't ruining your- I told him, I said, yo, Christmas, you
weren't phased up. I'm also 34 years old. And you feel me? I'm gonna keep it a
buck, bro. Like, I don't know if you know this. I was trying to get me to stay, yo, stay, but I'm on.
figure it out whatever got a kite from me but it's like bro I gotta commit this
shit I know I can't be here bro niggas have did this wrong multiple times
according to the assistants and it's like bro that's a man what do I look
like I got fight for it not fight for but I gotta go after what I believe is
right and what I want for myself
So I left the reason I apologize to them is one because how short notice it
wasn't also how I left I know I was in the white room it was definitely
performative and even though it's fuck corporate niggas it's not fuck my boys
you know what I'm saying and they had to catch some of that too now the
reason why a lot of this shit I didn't was never said was because at the end of
the day if I came out and said this shit or said whatever the day I left dude
that's a good team in a position it's pretty crazy staying like that they
had a bunch of great talent they want to stay for me but they needed was
face marks face carl's watch though do shit with these niggas cuz it's like
whatever actually you want to be there you want to be there's not
That doesn't have to do anything that has none to do with me.
It's wild that they like they all blew the fuck up.
You feel me? Or if the shit work and you said they're likely going to make their own or now I hope they do.
When I left, I got told niggas that was there.
I'm not talking about the boys niggas who work for you to imagine they do a co-op.
It would be the worst decision of my life.
I told I would K KMS without being in this shit.
you feel me I just want to say I think you called it while back now I didn't
call the guy that I bet on myself you feel me like that I bet on myself and
that I just believe in what the fuck I'm trying to do and what I want to be
because like I said a lot of this I want to be a good example for y'all like
just be a good example of what you can be I want to be dreamers bro dream as
They get you cuties chain looks stupid now. Okay, dude
But yes, I left you from is crazy. How much we talked about phase with a dab
Just saying and then now he's not even a part of it
I don't know what the fuck right because I had to talk with someone
I'm not gonna say who the face number is but I had to talk to him. He said, please
don't just
You from me you said leather front like, you know, I'm saying we got what we got going on
I'm like, you know what you're right, bro. Like I don't want to fuck up nothing y'all got going on
nothing because it's like they don't have to be niggas can all be cool bro you
know what I'm saying at the end of the day the business side is the business side
but I don't want to be for me so I didn't but as you know everyone not
everyone who left on Lacey Jason silk adapt a dad left face yeah that was
Crazy
Beauty left to yeah, okay shut up chatters
I
Did you pass up slasher?
Yeah
Here we are
Still standing tall you feel me real sick and I just want to let y'all know anyone else here
It's that for me through probably my darkest months where I
I've never felt like I wanted to quit before cuz I always knew this was my purpose but
Phase angles like this the first time I've ever felt that in my life anybody that stuck here will August September
me I
Was in a fucking hospital game the Trump supporter one you had a call with was it banks or at that?
No, that's not a Trump supporter, bro. No, it was banks. I'm gonna do it
Yeah, everyone leaving today. I'm not gonna speak for them
Jason is a Trump supporter to go get your nephew. He is not stop slandering stop slandering my nephew
Have shared shit that I could share, but I don't even want to do that
I don't think I'm the person who should be speaking on that.
I just wanted to be able to speak on what I can't about it, you know what I'm saying?
But yeah, let me check my phone.
I think we're good.
The most part, Kason, can you send it?
He tweeted a heartbreak, but he didn't change his name.
still face case on what age range or nephews they're all in there like early
20s the mid 20s
January can't come sooner let's see um I don't regret joining phase at all I think
it's one of the best season I made it's just a little bit sad that there's
somebody predatory fuck my big chunk is life business as well as people that
really pitch a life in a certain way and have totally opposite intentions I
mean look the reality is it's not it's not all that sad at the end of the day
I mean, it's obviously feel too great right now, but all these guys are great content creators.
They're all friends. They're going to be fine. They're going to be better. I mean, look at
Max. Max left before anybody else did for one reason or another. And he has only blown
up further in the process. So the reality is all those other guys, like they were more
beneficial to be on board with phase than the benefits that phase was giving them. Let's
be real. As much as I say, you know, phase up all the stuff. The reality of the matter
is they, they got these guys early on. They saw something in them. They were all very
talented. They were all very good. They had a great, they had a great relationship
as well with one another. But the thing is, they're not even, they're not even like game
streamers. So they're not even locked into like a video game in the past. Most of the
people like with TSM, with phase in the past as well, they were video game streamers.
So they were, uh, they had their ups and downs. If the game was like no longer as
popping or as relevant, they would lose their audiences. But these guys are making
original content. And that was not only new for phase, but that was just like new for orgs in
general. Some of the other organizations were trying to do that as well. But like,
they were their lifestyle content creators. So that is, there's unlimited potential
for every single person, right?
So for them, they can just keep doing whatever they're doing.
And they can do it on their own with more editorial creativity, with more editorial independence.
They can continue collaborating with one another.
Like at most, they just don't have like a, I guess the YouTube, but that's it.
And that was probably more so an obligation that you have to do for phase than, um, what
is this?
Lacey's mom.
Shares her opinion on Lacy stable renalization of the lenient silkie officially leaving face can these guys don't need face face
These are no 100% listen. These guys
Do not need they'll be you Lacy's mom, but she's right. That's 100% true
phase
Yeah, mom that was the hardest bar you've ever dropped. It's true. Oh my god this this is I assume this is Lacy's brother
But this is literally
What the fuck it's like freaking me out how similar they look to one another in sound right? It's true because these go bro even has the head dent
What is going on?
I brought phase back around and about so
She's right
She's like
W Lacey's mom Lacey's mom be like united they bargain, but divided they beg you know
Now?
Pazers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your chains, type shit.
He's dead there's nothing I can do for her now
What anime is this cowboy bebop mom, man, there's a classic
Bro niggas on Twitter, I'm like Casey through in any anime nigga fuck
Sad off for top of my anime though, there's a lot of this is the distraction from the father's base drop this bomb
I think you're right. I agree.
Yeah.
My life.
On my life.
That's what's up.
But I'll show them God. I'm nothing.
And everyone that was here and stuck around despite whatever
it was like.
Whatever was going on. I appreciate y'all.
I appreciate y'all.
was going on. I appreciate y'all. I love y'all. I owe y'all the world and I'm gonna keep going. I'm
never gonna quit on y'all. All we do is evolve and keep moving. You feel me? Nothing can tear
this shit down. It's my word and shit. This is all I bleed.
But I think it's my time. I had a catch of flight. I love you guys.
Go fuck
Not everything's what it seems game. No that
Don't ain't it past your bedtime
And sometimes you gotta look between the lines cuz are you joining faceclamps fuck? No not after this
But um, yeah, I'm a good ass night Merry Christmas. Why are you blazing face so hard?
You know a lot of face communities hate your ass right every time you're mentioned the chest bands
Fuck us on especially the Trump supporter face guys like case on a lacy case
I even called you the R word a few years ago. Dude, you know, this is like the maximum
parasocial thing that you could possibly do, right? I don't know if you understand this,
but I know these dudes in real life, like you encounter us from clips and you encounter
us from, oh, here come the ads from the chat. No, I'm sure there's going to be plenty
Chatters who might even agree with you, but like
Like I've hung out with case on
Since then like we've like very publicly and also in person. I
Pray amp never does this to me inshallah. I
Like all these guys. I don't give a fuck if there's people in their communities that are just like y'all fuck this guy fuck
Us on what are you crazy? I?
All this attention is making my hand sweat. You can use that for gooning
The hand sweat
That's crazy just did a quick in and out
I miss everything. Can you sum it up? Uh, all of the uh, the new phase guys they all they all left
Um, I guess they had
They had issues, like some kind of like org related issues and I don't know why, really.
And Max had left beforehand, I think I can only assume that it was probably like the
org wanted more control or the org wanted more money, like a bigger percentage or something
like of the of the ads that they sell or the revenue that they generate potentially because a lot
of these organizations are a lot of these organizations like they're not making a lot of money to begin
with and and they do have some overhead like with the rent and content creation and whatnot.
This is not even a defense of the org obviously because I do think that this kind of stuff
could be done without any corporate middleman, because a corporation in that situation, corporation
in that situation is straight up just a money making operation.
Like their entire, the corporation's entire goal is to make money, it's to generate revenue.
They don't do anything, right, because the entire product is them.
The entire product is, is Max, it's, it's Jason, it's Lacey, it's Ron, it's Silky.
So it's this weird, this is weird predicament where like it's even more in your face than
the productive aspect that, that labor can only provide.
provides value, not to get all socialists with it, but without labor, there is no value, right?
Your bosses can't sit around and work in the factory floor by themselves and
generate the same yield, generate the same output. And so when the organization demands more,
like when the bosses basically demand more from the content creators, they're like,
well, I don't need to do that. Because they can do it on their own. As Lacey's mom correctly
pointed out, phase the organization needs them more than these guys need phase the organization.
Which is also part of the reason why I don't feel too bad
about this disbanding. Because they're not dead, they're still here. Like it probably
sucks because now they need to figure out their housing situation. Now they need to
figure out like where they're going to live, how they're going to, you know, how they're
going to get back into the content sphere. There's probably some legal battles going
on as well in the backdrop where there is a, you know, I'm sure there's like some, some
legal shit happening, some lawsuits.
The crazy is the saddest one is adapt because adapt as he also said himself was with phase
for 14 years. He's 28. He's been with FaZe for more than half of his life. Like with
the organization. Like he grew up with every era of FaZe pretty much. So that's pretty
crazy. Good bulk of the revenue, aka viewers are tied to the products, aka streamers.
The overlords don't even have that tether where the content creators and their fans
to do so the product can leave and take the revenue with it, hope that makes sense. Exactly.
Like the thing is, like if you were working at a factory, you have less mobility. You
can't just like, you can't just like get everybody else that works at the factory
and then find another factory to work at all together or like build your own factory.
Whereas in this situation with streaming,
the orgs offer way less in terms of upfront capital,
upfront revenue and the necessary tools.
Cause people can be,
um, people can do Twitch streaming
from their living room, from their houses, from anywhere, really,
when you as long as you have a camera so so for that reason they could just
basically create they just basically create their own they could create their
own friend group even without even like significant revenue distribution where
Everybody just like makes their own money and they get together and make content and
That'll be it they can do a cooperative structure if they wanted to
So
Yeah
It's perfectly fine
Sees question would these guys be successful thought the agencies bring those sponsors at contracts and management or do I misunderstand? Yes, they would 100%
They would not be successful without the people that work with them, like their editors and
their camera people, but they could be successful without the managerial staff for sure.
As a matter of fact, they probably can be more successful and you'll see.
Because think about it this way, I've never been in an agency, ever, in my entire career.
I've never wanted to be a part of...
I'm repped by WME. I have a manager, but I never really got too much out of the WME relationship
regardless, and I never needed it, but they can still do that, right? TYT is on an agency.
I was working for TYT as a worker that's a little bit different. There's a difference
between like being a gig worker slash like a 1099 worker under phase under the banner
a phase versus working as a W2 straight-up wage labor at the Young Turks.
So phase in and of itself basically operates like an ad agency and ad agencies would love
to get these guys on board anyway and take a 10% or maybe a little bit more than that
off the top for every ad campaign that they sell.
And even then the breakdown mugged every other TYT show but nobody's ready for that
combo.
Thank you. And you should, you should be celebrated for saying it.
And it's not like people haven't asked me, organizations wanted me to join, uh,
many, many times over.
There were a lot of organizations that wanted me to join.
As a matter of fact, one of the most famous ones I've talked about before was
the guy who like became a fucking massive Andrew Tate stand.
I forget who it was, but there was this guy who was an org owner and he
was like constantly trying to get me to join his organization.
And I just kept saying no and then he like lost his mind. It became like a fucking huge injure tasting. I think it was G2
Yeah, so like there have been a lot of words that I've had the opportunity
to join had the opportunity to be a co-owner of and
I just always said no and the reason for why I always said no is because I
don't really
Think it's not it's not for me at all. It's not I
Don't need to join an organization
I don't, you know, I don't, I feel like it's more trouble for someone like myself
because like I usually say no to ad campaigns anyway.
A big part of, a big part of my,
a big part of what I do is saying no to advertisers. So
So, it's not great.
Why don't you start one?
Why the fuck would I start one, dude?
Because I'm not good at managerial tasks.
Why would I start an organization?
This is what I'm good at.
I'm good at this, okay?
That's it.
This is what I'm good at.
It's the only thing I'm good at.
Close one you have a sphere and but fear and is not an org is a co-op is a cooperative.
And I do think that I do think that for guys like this for Max and for everybody else.
They are already so talented on their own, and Max's departure, I think, might have even
given the other guys some confidence too, because like, his departure, and what is this?
We good-off phase.
What the fuck does this have to do with any Israel's Arab population is growing and flourishing?
The anti-Israel crowd hates facts and data.
the fuck co-founder of phase clan wait what what the fuck hey yo okay maybe not
so bad that they left Jesus Christ what the fuck is this
Faze's partner company recently created a new talent agency called Hardsko with all those
that is just being listed as a part of it.
The situation is a lot more complicated than just leaving.
I mean, dude, I'm facing the fuck down now, holy shit, I didn't know it was like that.
Oh, wait, I do know it's like that.
Yeah, phase apex is Palestinian and he's one of the OG founding members of phase.
I think this guy's on the corporate side.
Check his profile banner.
Yeah, this is like the corporate guy that came in.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Oh, bro, I didn't know that. That's crazy. Okay. No, you weren't, you weren't wrong.
He is not a co-founder, by the way. I don't know why he says co-founder on his fucking
bio.
P. V. D. type banner.
Patrick, but David.
to him dude phase was promised to him okay you need to chill y'all remember when lacy got kicked from
phase he really got kicked from phase he got kicked from phase because now we know i never got the
assistance chain dude now we know and the staff and the cameraman they said that he had missed
the video shoot or something i'm gonna miss some video shoots and so he actually got kicked from
face granted he was allowed back in couple what's it called later cuz make
it all high combos but yes he got kicked from face so my point of this is to tell
y'all this we have no control there was no control where it's like what puppets
at least that's what it felt like you got what I'm saying anything could
happen at any moment but at least you love phase this thing a campaign for
this thing go hard as fuck.
Hard as fuck.
Like how can that happen bro?
Right, cool.
It come time.
What the fuck boy did with more?
They do funny money and now they're just doing funny money towards everyone, but I don't want to talk about the negative business, but they did some weird shit chat, they've done some weird shit because he's still part of some shit.
So I'm not going to talk about everything, but all I'm going to say is let's this face situation is a labor issue.
By the way, for all the fucking olds in the chat for all the unks in the chat that are like, I don't care.
Why should I care about this?
But it quite literally is a direct issue with, with not having any autonomy in a workplace.
I know it sounds stupid because they're like 20 and they're multimillionaires and shit.
So you're like, oh, who gives a fuck?
Oh, what was me?
I work in a fucking Amazon distribution facility and I understand what you're saying.
But it's no different than when players have contracts.
It's not different than when, uh, when I try to explain to people like the basketball players
union is the reason why the contracts are as good as they are.
Cause you also have to remember, you know, if, if, you know, LeBron is making 40 million
a year, someone is making money off of him.
That's a lot more, uh, a lot wealthier than that.
You know what I mean?
There's a billionaire on top of that.
That is like giving him that salary that's making even more than that.
Okay.
always a person who owns the team. So in this situation, it's no different. It's not dissimilar
than a high-earner wage employee taking issue with a contract that they're getting, but
it's still the same exact dynamic between labor and bosses. Corporation wants more from
the labor in this circumstance the labor is the content creator
and clearly they they had some sort of dispute around that i assume they wanted like i mean if
if uh was a fat boy dip
who worked with max is saying this and i assume is because it's like
Let's have it like this. Let me make it simple for you. How do I put this in like terms that
is like understanding cuz again I don't want niggas in phase to feel crazy that they're
still in phase like where it's like forcing them to leave that's why I didn't even say
nothing to begin with cuz I don't want niggas feel like damn I gotta leave now you feel
me? You feel me? But basically, it's like how you won't how you won't go off of faith.
And then when it's time for like you get paid because shit didn't go out in your favor,
You try to R-word the niggas that turn you up.
Okay.
On Christmas.
All right, listen.
I'm gonna end it here,
but I'm gonna do more socialism is tomorrow.
Okay.
I need to refunds.
FaZe Clan, worst Christmas ever.
This person is another category he's meeting.
But I'll do Socialism is tomorrow as well.
And I'll do Banana Peels tomorrow as well
because the Christmas spirit and the New Year spirit
is still here.
Okay.
Please put Nigeria on topics.
Yes, I'm gonna talk about Nigeria tomorrow, okay?
Yes, of course, I'm gonna do news as well.
And then we'll do band appeals as well.
But I'm tired and it's been eight hours.
And I'm also distraught with this face clan news,
you know what I mean?
I really can't be alone right now, no, just.
Anyway.
Love you guys and I will see you tomorrow.
All right, peace
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