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In Chatterina while we watch the emotes drop
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Like a jet bait for the top of the hour at break
It'll trigger him like a bad babe take or just a straight up lie
He's wonderful streams of the things I will remember all through our lives
He's one of those things that I think we'll remember all through our lives
Except this socialist
What's going on everybody? I'm son piker and just awesome our broadcast coming to you live from
rainy gloomy not sunny very sad california Los Angeles folks were live and alive and I hope all the
boys girls when mbs are having a fantastic one because today's a beautiful day today's a wonderful
day today's a uh phenomenal day regardless of the sadness in the air okay regardless of the
the sadness of the air, ladies and gentlemen, I'm still going to make sure that we have immaculate
vibes on this beautiful day because it's the day after Christmas and I hope everyone can also enjoy
the day after Christmas or is enjoying the day after Christmas. And you might be wondering why
is it going to be good? Is it because LA's flooded and that's why you're sad, but we still
have to like, you know, keep it going, keep the Christmas spirit going, you still have the
decorations, why are you doing that? Is it because you couldn't finish the Socialist Miss
yesterday. Is that what it is? Um, is that why we're supposed to keep it, uh, keep the sadness away
and be happy today is because it's boxing day. All of those things are relevant. Well, perhaps the
major reason as to why today's beautiful day and wonderful day is because it's a wonderful day.
Every time this day happens in the week, it's Friday. That's right. Ladies and gentlemen,
It is December 26, 2020, five.
The year is almost done, one of the longest years of all time.
One of the longest years you have ever done it.
It's Mal's birthday, Mal's day dawn's birthday, by the way.
Be like, what, 120, 132 or something like that.
I can't remember, but in any case, ladies and gentlemen,
it is freaking Friday.
You already know what it is.
Our forefathers fought long and hard.
I'm not sure that we have the weekend, so for all the 9 to 5ers, this is an opportunity
to feel a sense of purpose, a sense of autonomy in your life, many of you hopefully have been
able to go back to your families, go back to home, and hang out with the family a little
bit and feel like a human being, not just a cog in the machine for once, but as always
we celebrate it and we make sure that the vibes are immaculate.
feel like it feels like you run this video every time I watch you come on man yes every
freaky friday freaky uncle will play mufasa friday that's a that's a tradition and for
all of you who don't know this is the last friday of 2025 and for all of you who do not
understand why I do this even though I describe it when I'm promoting it in the beginning
It's because this is one of the foundational things that the labor movement and labor militancy,
trade unionists, anarchists have fought for long and hard.
There was a time in the post-industrial world where there was no concept such as the weekend.
Okay, people used to work every day, and I still do technically even though it's not real work as you guys know
But we got to put it on we got to remind
Everyone here that there is there was
People there were people that fought long and hard that came before us to ensure that we could have
The weekends for ourselves
Never forget who brought you the weekends and that's why we celebrate it every Friday. Also, it's fun. It's fun to celebrate Friday
Even though there's a lot of service sector people here
There's a lot of gig economy people here obviously and myself I'm in a unique predicament as a 1099er who works every day technically
Even though my work is not real work. It doesn't matter. This is for everybody. This is for the unions
We put it on you like the weekend you think the union, okay?
You like the Fridays you think a union blonde Bob thinking for the 50 gifted subs in any case
You're coming to the University of British Columbia, Vancouver in February, right?
I believe so.
In any case, ladies and gentlemen, boys, girls, and enemies, this is part of the broadcast
where I tell you about my personal news about what's going on in the world of the Sonos
and I'll be back in a minute in the time period where I press the Stop Shroom and
press the Star Shroom and button, so oh my God, and that's what I'm going to do.
as always is the holiday season and many people spend their holidays with their family, they
don't go to work, but at the Hassanabee broadcast we keep pushing every single day. Now the
reason why we do it is because, listen, during this time, during this time, there are going
to be uh they're gonna be people ankle gate what is that is a new ankle gate it's fake I actually
lied about my ankle being busted um uh yeah during the holiday season obviously there's a
lot of people who don't go back to their family can't go back to their family uh and uh you know
they're it's good to it's good to have some sort of shared purpose someone that you know
is able to give you a sense of community, but also simultaneously get you out of your
funk. Because there is a melancholic, is that the right way to say it? Melancholy. There
is definitely a little bit of a sadness in the holiday season as well. I mean it's like
a lot of joy and a lot of happiness in general. There's also like a little bit of, there's
just like that the year is coming to an end
and you think about the things that have taken place
in the past year and you think to yourself,
like there was some good, there was some bad,
you reflect on it, maybe there's some people,
there's seasonal depression,
maybe there's some people that lost loved ones this year
and they think about, oh, they're not here.
And there's a bittersweet sadness to all of that.
So, but yeah, as you guys might know,
I always, I do always keep the push in and continue to stream through all of it.
I'm hoping you already saw the winter worsening conditions in Gaza. Yes, I did. Is this a
recent picture of your ankle? Yeah, this isn't Trump's ankle. This is mine. Me and
Trump were like this. We're besties. We got cankles. The pencil people are happy eating
noodle salad not in this chat but somewhere. Sure. Um, as long as people don't think this
is practice, they don't lose touch with the reality. This is a nice little community. There's
never been a moment where I've said this is practice. So I hope people don't mistake
that anyway. In any case, folks, folks were live were alive and I hope everyone's having
a fantastic one. This is part of the bar guess where I tell you about my personal
news yesterday. I did an eight hour Christmas special and we actually dove into some interesting
subjects that I've been meaning to cover. Right? I dove into some subjects that I, you know,
I have been thinking about quite a bit that I hadn't really fully dove into, specifically
with Clavicular because you ran over someone. And that one is a unique story to it and
of itself because there's like the other element of like a stalker stalking a streamer in general
and you know where culture is heading in terms of like you know the constant endless
endless nuisance baiting content like endless nuisance streaming content clip culture all
that stuff and I was making a stupid but beyond that I didn't want to go into the back end
open up the hood, pop the hood and show you the in-cell culture and how much of
that has become mainstream because a lot of you are probably a little bit oblivious
maybe you have some younger relatives you don't talk to them about this kind of
stuff or maybe you're completely oblivious you hear some terms like
mogging and looks maxing and DP stuff like that you don't understand what it
But after all of that, but after all of that,
God damn it, freaking camera.
New Gatsu about ice, nice.
We'll take a look at that later.
But after all that was said and done,
that's crazy.
You know what you're doing?
You son of a bitch.
Anyway, uh, stupid sexy Santa.
That's how it is.
Just dancing the night away.
Um,
But yeah, I did the show.
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
But yeah, I did the socialismists and then I had to end it on a sad note because unfortunately,
unfortunately, ladies and gentlemen, throughout the day, we got some, we got some bad news.
Okay.
Throughout the day, we got some bad news.
For this community, we've always been a firm, committed, phase-clen, community pro-phase-clen
community.
We've been phasing up for a very long time, never phase-down type shit, you already know
what it is.
Unfortunately, folks, we're phasing down.
We're phasing the fuck down right now, because all of our boys in the new generation
a phase, Jason Malone, Ron, Stable Ronaldo, Stable Ron DeSantis, Faze Lacy, Faze Silky,
and perhaps even more consequentially, Faze Adapt, who's been a phase for the last 14
years, he's 28 years old, spent more time at Faze than not in his life.
They all, they all unceremonious out of nowhere.
Left face one by one.
And we watched Blackboy Max with left face before all these guys did a couple months
prior.
Give his feedback on it.
And I believe that Brother Banks also gave his perspective on it.
There's a lot of conversations taking place right now.
There's a lot of drama right now, but obviously we're gonna pour one out for the face boys and
I'm personally excited for what they choose to do
In the future, but I
Do want to mention something not only is this a battle a struggle that we are very familiar with here at the Hassanabah
Brackets the Piker Bracket as he serves his labor versus capital
talent is labor
Capital owners are those who want to make money off of the labor of others.
There's also another angle here.
Okay?
It's not just labor versus capitalist brotherhood.
Okay?
It's about doing trick shots.
it's about getting the best clip and honestly I think I think they're gonna
keep hitting those trick shots they're gonna keep hitting those clips okay I
believe in them I believe in them and I'll do everything in my power to help
them get there. But once again it's not about the journey or it's not about the
destination it's about the journey and it's about the friends that we made along
the way. It's about doing 21 risk challenges some of which I also
participated in and it's about making sure that you get the best clip
possible. So don't look back at the wonderful times you had and cry about the future but
instead smile that it happened at all. That's right. Newsman, what games are you looking
forward to in 2026? I don't know. We'll be doing ban appeals later as well.
If I ever try to explain to someone everything that goes on in the stream I'd be institutionalized.
It's true.
Sadmilla music playing my friends, WWM stream and for a moment I thought it was you playing
the music with the series moment.
Yeah.
I mean people are like pretty sad about it.
I can understand why like someone like a dad would be shook about it.
And obviously there's like, you know, this is a shakeup, it's instability and stuff like
that.
But honestly, honestly, like these guys are going to be fine, I think, you know, it sucks.
It sucks that the organization is falling apart, but they're going to be fine.
Like as individuals as content creators, they're going to be fine because like what
they brought to the table is, is something that an organization did not cultivate.
What they brought to the table is something that they brought to the table themselves.
And they also made a fuck ton of money in the process.
So, what's up, it's on.
How's the next couple of year in pocket is going to look like with QDB in Utah stuff.
Did you guys bulk record before she live or is she going to miss her a couple of weeks?
We are, we're just going to have different guests.
We're going to cycle a different co-host base is not falling apart law.
They're the biggest e-sport org.
They still have streamers like YRG, et cetera.
No.
I'll also the other side of the story that I wanted to mention is that this is not just about in my head cannon
At least it's not just a story about labor struggling against capital
But instead this is a story about Israel for some reason I
Am going to I'm gonna pull a can to someone's on this one and say Israel did this
Okay for all the for all the little teeny boppers out there that are big phase-to-phase and are devastated
Remember Israel did this. Okay. Do not forget Israel played a role in this. Okay?
I'm not gonna say that about Charlie Kirk's assassination because I don't have enough evidence for it
But with phase I'm just gonna say Israel who cares. Yeah, it's a it's a lower level
It's a lower is a lower prior thing so I can have conspiracy theories there Israel. Why would you do this?
Israel you fucking shit
anyway
Israel you are fucking shit, okay, so
So it was Erica Kirk.
She strikes again.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah.
Erica Kirk is real collab.
Another Erica Kirk is real collaboration.
So Nenya who made a statement, Sus.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Phase BB.
Okay.
Um, where was I?
Yeah.
He learned, he learned his lesson from the last time when he did that and everyone
was like, bro, we don't believe you.
Like we don't believe you at all.
He definitely killed Charlie Kirk, so this time he, sneaky, didn't want to talk about
it.
Didn't want to make the same, didn't want to make the same memes in general.
Also here, POV, it's Chris's morning and Eric Kirk is watching Open Gifts.
the most wonderful time of the year with the kids jingle-belling and everyone telling you
be a good cheer.
Tiktok finding out Erika is Lebanese without knowing that Lebanese Americans are fucking
traders. Oh my, wait Erika is Lebanese bro, bro. You know the hibernian conspiracy,
Right like it's actually not you know Jews that control the American government. It's not Zionists. It's actually the Irish secretly
And and also like they control all the financial institutions and stuff like I've covered it before it's one of my favorite conspiracies
But honestly it is the Lebanese
Like Lebanese people specifically Lebanese Christians. They pop up in some some of the weirdest places in
American society
It's pretty crazy. It's not the Irish like that's a meme. It is actually the the great Lebanese conspiracy
It's log. It's Lebanese occupied government because honestly
Honestly, like there are so many
White people that you just
Straight up read as white or you think like there's some kind of like exotic white
But you never think they're Lebanese and they actually are fucking Lebanese whenever you see
someone that's like white whenever you see someone that's white like Austin show style white like
Austin is a great example of this whenever you see someone like that and you're like oh there's a
white guy another white guy just know they're probably part Lebanese it always it's always the
case and it's kind of shocking judge Jeanine Perot is one of these examples okay judge Jeanine
Perot, Kevin O'Leary. There are so many. There are so many people like this where you're just like,
that's a white guy. And then you find out, nope, there's like a little bit of Lebanese in them.
So yeah, when in doubt, just assume if there is someone that is like
white, but you don't know their background entirely, you're like, oh, are they Italian?
now probably Lebanese like they get that it's very it's very strange because like Lebanon is one of
the most like diverse places out there in the Middle East especially so so there are so many
different kinds of Lebanese people that they can be like they literally look like different
kinds of white they don't even look like one type of white you know what I mean
So, yeah, that's my that's my conspiracy
Concept white Middle Easterners southern Italy already exists first of all white Middle Easterners are unironically
infinitely fucking whiter than southern it is southern Italians
Okay, southern Italians
Southern Italians are way fucking darker than than white Middle Easterners. I mean, I'm a fucking white Middle Easterners
So that's like one of the examples, but even beyond that if you go to go to the fucking go to the caucuses
Okay, go to the go to the caucus mountains and see what those motherfuckers look like is not even close
You put some of the you put some dudes from you take some dudes from Afghanistan
And you put them next to not even southern Italians, but northern Italians and people would think the northern Italians are Mexican
It's very weird. Yeah, half of the Georgians I met in Tbilisi were darker than you bro
Oh dude, Georgians are the funniest because they're Christians, so they think they're like, you know
They think they're EU material, but they're like literally the most Turkish-looking dudes you've ever met in your life. I mean
Stalin right 5 foot 4
Crazy mustache
Georgians are so Turkish looking. It's the funniest thing because Gatsu who is Georgian himself who will be watching
In a little bit always jokes. It says out of the one is Georgian except out of the one does look Georgian
But then you find out that he's like six six and you're like, oh, there's no way
Because i've never met a Georgian that's over the height of like five seven
So out of the one does look Georgian he reads Georgian on camera
But when you realize how fucking tall he is you're like, oh, there's no way he's Georgian, right?
Anyway
Probably Lebanese, okay, so
But yeah, personal news wise and the broadcast
Rewash the not the finnill a of pleuribus. I was trying to re-show them wash the finnill a pleuribus
but I fell asleep, but I watched the episode before that as well. And, and I didn't get
to finish the fiddle a player, but unfortunately, so I can't give you any of the hot takes or
anything like that. But as yeah, the penultimate episode I watched, but outside of that, not
much is going on. I went to bed woke up early went to the gym this morning went
like a public gym because my private trainers are moving further and further into real adulthood.
They own their own gyms in their facilities now. Maybe I paid them too much, you already know.
But on top of that, they got their own life stuff going on. So I might have to, and I also
despise having to work out outdoors and my friends and my trainers like backyard when it's raining
and shit so I might actually go to like a real gym again I went to a real gym to test
it out this morning and I don't really like it too much but but you know
but what will Kaia do I mean Kaia's got a bunch of friends Kaia can also still see
them in general and I'll still go and work out with them. It's just that, you know,
I claim to Cuba in the shadow of the time, but my grandmother moved to Cuba from Lebanon. So as a
secret Lebanese, I can confirm that we control all American media. See, this is what I mean,
bro, Lebanese people, Lebanese people are all over the motherfucking place, dude. They're
all over the goddamn planet. They're all over the goddamn planet. Do you think you can
work out by yourself. I mean, I did for the longest time in my fucking workout career. I worked out
by myself. So it's not going to react to Ada's response to what you said. Uh, yeah, sure. I mean,
I suspect that it'll be mostly the dumbest deflections you've ever heard where he'll be like
on God, it wasn't about, you know, on God, I was always against Israel. And also you're a
bad guy. You're the worst guy I've ever met. And also you abused your dog. Your dog
dog abuser, dog abuser, dog abuser, dog abuser.
And you should be deported, may be killed.
And then he won't really answer any of the things that I said.
Pre-watched Piker.
They still on October 7th?
No, there's, it's just no,
when you have no argument to the issue
that I'm bringing up,
you just literally will spam whatever you can.
Also, Hayden is not exactly very smart, so he doesn't,
he's not gonna have anything going on.
And Aiden Ross, who once famously put a $1 million bounty on me,
hoping to God in his own words that I was a sex criminal.
That Aiden Ross.
I started watching One Piece because of you,
thank you, hell yeah.
Um, you also smelled Andrew state. That's true. Um, anyway, Benito fizzuli. Yeah, that's
a good blast off meme. I will use that. But yeah, let's blast off. Let's get it twisted.
Let's get it started. Let's get it popping. I'll do a little bit. I'll get a, what was
I going to say? Yeah, we're going to talk about the we're going to talk about news
and stuff to obviously like real news and shit, even though during the holiday season,
We, during the holiday season, we just lean away from that a little bit.
You know, we take a, we shift gears a little bit and, and, you know, but there is still
obviously a lot of news going on.
So we'll still cover the news who someone, someone with the name Gramscianism says,
Hassan, why are you gay brother?
If you know who Gramsci is, you are not allowed to type like this in the chat.
Okay.
LARP like you're a mindless NPC drone. Oh, you agree with him. Marat came in and said
he agrees with the commenter. Like, I know it's fun to mindlessly spam shit in the chat,
but you can't do that with a name like Grom-Scianism. Okay? In any case, yes, US strikes Islamic
state of Nigeria, face split, left me phasing down. Socialism has continued.
Time to buy gifts, ex-mis-forgiveness, banana peels, and more get in now.
Yeah.
Influencers continue to pivot away from Israel and Trump.
Woke is back.
Okay.
How do we do socialism?
How do we do socialism or you mean socialism is banks calling out all those motherfuckers?
Yeah, Yoke it went insane last night goat you got me again wow now fire collided on the history of slurs
What is banana peels? Oh, it's ban appeals
When I say banana peels I mean ban appeals
Have you watched to be a hero X no, but you know what I started watching I started watching black Clover and
It seems decent. Hopefully it will be good
But
Because I'm you know, I'm looking for some other stuff like now that I caught up with like one piece and I'm caught up with like spy family
I'm caught up with got you a cut up and following that as it came out anyway
Made clover really hell. No is kind of ass
Wait, really only one peak clover. I've only heard one person peak clover black clover is above mid
It seems chill
Also Socialism is up
Socialism is video one twenty twenty five part one videos up only three thousand more chatters to go
What the fuck? I like that you didn't even give me the option to choose something normal price, okay?
I am turning good chatters into bad ones. You got a Fuji film
$2,000 camera in here. What the crayons and bulk to eat
What are you fucking a Marine Corps veteran?
Let's get the matches and the wood platform
so that you and your girlfriend can have sex on this bed
and when you guys do, you should think of me.
Nice.
Please check my last text.
Up, up, up most.
Importance, up most.
I'm not going to be a fan of
the
video.
When you said you want to
stream less in the recent
interview that you did in
2026, what does that look like?
That's called lying.
Okay, I say that every year.
If you're new here, if this is
like your first year, maybe
your second year, maybe you
never really tuned in around
the holiday season when I
reflect on the things that I
look at the camera and I say I'm gonna do these these things everyone in the
community has been around long enough no I'm just fucking lying okay just like
when I say I'm gonna swear less or just like when I say I'm gonna mauled less
I'm not gonna get one guy I'm gonna stop getting one guy all of those things are
lies I keep it up for like a week maybe if I'm lucky I keep it up for a week
and then it's just gone. Okay, I have no discipline whatsoever.
Also the police check my logs guy I didn't even click on. I did not even click
on the police check my logs guy. Let's see what the utmost importance thing it
was. Driving gooberies today needs some Greek reparations been trying to get my
former FIL from Athens into you and use it the cause back severely by
trying to claim Saint Nick as Turkish. He got distraught. That's awesome. Okay. First
of all, Greeks and Turks are brothers. Okay. They're brothers and brothers fight anyone
that tries to tell you that Greeks and Turks are not cuffed from the same cloth, the same
with Armenians too. Same with everybody in that fucking region is a liar. Now, obviously
There is this, there is a sense of, of, you know, I mean, you can say that about the Balkans too, and those motherfuckers hate each other, uh, a lot, quite a bit, you know, there's, there has been, uh, ethnic cleansing that has taken place in the region over the, the minor differences that they have, but ultimately, they're all brothers.
Oh my global times article is out nice
Hasan is a global times article a big wake-up moment for Western you to appreciate cool China says us influencer
Let's go. That's fire. That's another 20k
Also, here's an answer for the chatter who was talking about Saint Nicholas being Turkish
Archaeologists in Turkey I believe they've discovered the tomb of the Saint Nicholas famously known as Santa Claus
Look at that show this to your friend show this to your Greek friend
and they found him.
We got him boys.
Damn, he was short as hell bro.
Maybe he is Greek.
He's dead?
Yeah, long time ago I think.
Dead far before there was ever a turkey or ever even like Turkic people living in
on a tolia. I think like he probably died. What like St Nick, which Santa Claus is based
off of, I assume he died what like 400 years before there was ever anyone, uh, any nomadic
Turks on horseback making all making their way all the way out to like before the
first guy on horseback came out there and was like, this seems like a chill area that
that I can make a life in.
You were named second best autistic friend, what is this?
I have to look outside one second.
Oh, by the way, professorship Pokemon
have these things called types, which apparently, wait, what?
Oh my gosh.
It's pouring rain outside.
There's nothing wrong with being autistic.
Of course not.
I love cutie.
She's my she's my favorite autistic person and next is Hassan. That's crazy.
Another one about a casualty. Another one about a casualty is it is what it is cutie Cinderella.
Also I'm not autistic so I don't know where she is coming from with that slander.
But anyway, technically 128 versus 127, approximately 600 years prior to any Turkic people making
their way out to Anatolia.
Okay.
Um, when you getting squeaks off your end, I'm squeaks in my shit right now, dude.
Squeaks in my shit right now, so freaking hard.
I'm never gonna stop squeaks in, um, freaky at, yeah, I'm freaky, I'm freaky, I'm sorry
for saying that.
That's pooky.
Okay.
But you know how I get around my balls.
You know how I get around my balls, dude?
When I see a ball, I go, mm.
Don't even start talking to me about Northern Lion.
Oh, God.
I love my balls.
and ball ding. I see why Squeaks avoided your ass in your city. Freaky at. That's true.
He just doesn't want to. He's he's a anyway. He's just not a big fan of doing IRLs out
in a broad daylight, especially when you know that was when I was out there. It was like
fairly close, I think to the Charlie Kirk stuff. So I thought
you were a sweeps is Merrill victory party. He wishes.
Yeah, squeeze got ops. That's why Northern Lion does racism in
games. He does racism outside of games too. Honestly, he just
does racism. Um, all right. Where was I? What was I talking about? You love bald named
one bald guest you had slime. Uh, okay. Are you going to be swear? Are you going to this
wearing in for New York City? There has never been a moment where I've indicated that was
going to happen or not happen. And I will still continue to not say, uh, whether I'll
be going or not because there's a calcium prediction market bet on it and I just
refuse to I refuse to entertain it now it's like it's cooking my life a little
bit because I can't even like I can't even like bring up shit that I'm like
potentially doing or not doing you know what I mean because they're not like
what if there's a fucking what if there's people who's like placing bets
on it now it's really fucking annoying
In any case, what the fuck is a cow sheet prediction market?
Cow sheet, K-A-L-S-H-I, is a gambling market where you can gamble on everything because
America is cooked, America is falling apart and it sucks.
I'm betting on you going outside in general in 2026.
I will definitely be going outside in general in 2026.
He slicked.
Jake Paul says if you beat Anthony Jajma,
people thought I was raised.
Bro, what the fuck are Zoomers doing?
Yeah, no, this is,
I wanted to talk about this as well.
This is actually a decent take.
I think 75% of men would gotta go to Epsom's Island
if they knew they were certain they'd never be caught.
I'll be talking about this as well. It's been something that I've seen on the internet and
it's really annoying to me. And we'll be, we'll be talking about that. We'll be, we'll be
talking about that. I fucking hate this, this meta of people that are just like, lol,
lol, me and Epstein. We're buddies. Epstein had aura actually. And it's like, bro,
You're not even doing edgy humor at that point.
You're just saying you're a pedophile.
You know what I mean?
Like, what the fuck is the edgy humor there?
That you're a pedophile?
Okay, sick.
But, I mean, most people want to be pirates.
They literally rape and pillage, brother.
There's a difference between thinking
about being a fucking pirate, like one piece style
versus like actually, that's like saying,
Oh, I guess you want, what's the disease
that they would get all the time
before they started eating lemons?
Like, oh, you want to be a pirate?
Oh, I guess you want to die because you want to get scarvy.
It's like, no, dude,
that's not how people think about shit like that.
There's a difference.
Pirates are not primarily known in popular culture
in general for, you know,
just doing mass ribs or anything in the same way
like Jeffrey Epsion is quite literally primarily known for being a rapist of
children okay and a sex trafficker of children don't you think there's a little
bit of a difference there nobody hates man more than other men claiming 75% of
men want to be pedos is crazy I think 75% is obviously an exaggeration but
there's definitely a lot of people who think like Jeffrey Epsion is or a fucking
insane. Like, I love when someone makes an exaggerated claim like this, and someone in
the chat takes this sincerely, they're like, wow, I can't believe it. Nobody hates men more
than other men. Oh, God, stop being so fucking sensitive. This is like when people say men
our trash and then you turn around and you get mad yeah oh jeff ripson is aura gang
Trump has aura Trump has aura Anyway, where was I oh yeah so
We got we got the face stuff before that we could talk about the Aiden Russia too because
I covered it yesterday but Aiden Ross ran son house on the after his son made fun of
Aiden's political takes and couldn't pronounce Palestine correctly.
Aiden believes his son should be banned from entering America full recap I don't understand
how you aren't in jail. I can see you removed your dog from the streams. You are literally
garbage. You hate America, but yeah, you live here. Speed also mispronounced Palestine. No,
speed didn't mispronounce Palestine. With species free Philistine. That's not a mispronunciation
at all. He's actually saying it correctly. That's so funny that he thought that was
that was a mispronunciation.
You won't call him out
because he is the biggest thing in this world.
I know you and your mom's of Austrian talks
about hating on America.
You should move to China
and I wish they ban you from here.
I don't even know if I want to watch five minutes of this fucking rant.
What an articulate young man he is.
Yeah, me and my mods, we get together off stream and we plot.
Um, yeah, listen, all I'm going to say is this, okay, all I'm going to say is this.
There's a lot of content creators who simply treat politics for the vibes, okay.
There are a lot of contractors who look at politics like it's just a team sport or vibes
or for clout.
And if Donald Trump is going to give you clout, you lean into it, right?
And then when your fans turn around and say, why the fuck did you, why the fuck did you
push for this?
Right?
Why would you, why would you push for Trump to be president?
Look how terrible everything is.
He's trying to get the hate on user people, stop hating on him about the Rams players
thing he did.
No, it's not even about the Rams players.
the Pukinakua, like, you know, greedy merchant memes
that he was trying to get Puka to do.
It's just in general, like I think it,
I think that like a lot of people are souring.
A lot of the youth have completely checked out
of the Trump train.
They were first to go, understandably.
They were also the first to like,
not really care about anything and vote for him
because they thought young men in particular,
they thought maybe it'll be a change of pace
in a positive and move the country in a positive direction. They believed it, right? And it
was dumb. And it was partially because of people like Aiden Ross, right? And they fell
for it. And then they started yelling at Aiden Ross. And then he had to be like, Oh, I'm
done with this politics stuff gang. And the, the irony of it all is that like they also
did it for, I mean, Aiden was doing this for Israel too. And I even said, like
there's probably a little bit more, like I'm more understanding of some of like Aiden
Ross being pro-Israel first and foremost, because like probably it's like learned behavior.
It's something that learned in his family. You know what I mean? Something that he learned
in his upbringing, where he was like, oh yeah, this is important.
And now he's like pulling off, now he's pulling the ripcord on both Trump and Israel. But it's
so crazy to me that in the process of doing so, he's still continuing to be like, you
should get deported. You hate America. You should get deported. You fucking hate
America and you, you know, you, you hate Israel, I guess he has to hate on Israel because he's
surrounded by Nazis now. Yeah. I mean, it's not just that. I think it's also because like
the culture is so, uh, the culture has soured so much on Israel, especially over the last
two years that it's virtually impossible for these guys to continue defending, uh,
Israel, even if, even if that's their, you know, personal perspective or even if
That was their opinion in the beginning.
On to this loser.
Let me see.
He was definitely pro-Israel initially.
Like he would have a hard time.
Never had.
I was never pro-Israel originally, but okay.
Cap.
Yeah.
Yeah, he wasn't.
He wasn't pro-Trump either.
He wasn't pro-Israel.
He wasn't pro-Trump.
I mean
There are many there are many instances
Lamal that's how Lamal he was that's how I found out he was Jewish
Yeah, when troubles like you're Jewish, right? You like Israel. Don't do like your people and it was like yeah
On God, I fuck with Israel
If you remember like you talk about 2022 before anybody was saying I was saying it speed
didn't even know the meaning of it, Hasan. Hasan, you are such a fucking pussy, bro.
I don't know how you're not in jail. I don't know why nobody's called PETA. I can see you
don't have your dog anymore in this bed because you're a fucking abuser, in my opinion, allegedly.
You're a fucking abuser, in my opinion, allegedly. Also, I do think it's funny
that he thinks like, like this is, this is the, the funniest aspect of this conspiracy,
Shocktober 7, October 7 is that like even if I was using
Even if I was like zapping
Iqaya with it with a shock collar like the government is gonna come and be like I can't believe you're doing this
You're just a horrible human
People could say what the fuck they want to say about me, but you are a piece of shit. You're literally garbage
You are you hate America, but yet you live here
right? It's just sad man. When he would have conversations with like speed where speed was
a like free Palestine. Okay, so why not come at speed for not knowing what Palestine was
at the time either. He did. No, that's actually if you were smart enough to understand, I
was saying speed knew what Palestine was. True. You're a piece of shit. Yeah, it's
true. I like that for a lot of people. This won't be like a wake up call for them. They'll
be like, they'll be like, Aiden Ross is so fucking stupid. I hate Aiden Ross. And then
they'll turn around and Aiden Ross will be like, Oh, Hassan is a piece of shit. And they'll
be like, true. Oh my God, I'm agreeing with Aiden Ross. I can't believe he's right.
I can't believe how right Aiden Ross is. And it's like, yeah, that should maybe
be a cause for concern. You know, they'll be like, yo, I don't really fuck with
this Hitler guy, but this Adolf Hitler guy, well, he really hated Stalin.
So maybe he was right about that.
What?
Palestine, he didn't even know either.
You're just a dick sucker.
You won't do it.
Cause he's the biggest thing in the world.
No.
This is the, this is what I was talking about.
Like there, there were many moments like this.
Look, Israel, I thought it was free Palestine.
Well, you know, I'm Jewish, so I'm from Israel really?
I think I think you mean speed was saying Palestine wrong.
Yeah, I wasn't saying that speed was saying Palestine wrong free Palestine is like.
It is how you say it is actually how you say it in in like he's he's saying it in
the in the correct way in the Arabic pronunciation.
He's saying it in the O.G. way.
So, not only is he right, but he's even more right than you think.
Aiden Ross thinks saying free Palestine is saying it the wrong way.
That's not the case at all.
Well, my dissent is real.
I'm Jewish.
Free Palestine, Aiden!
Speed.
We're not going to go into that political debate, but relax.
And the thing is like I've maintained this position and people have yelled at me for this but
like I think Aiden is too stupid to like actually have a real political opinion. He's one I've
said this many times over right like I don't think I don't think he he has like any sort
of genuine thought behind anything. I think he's just a cloud goblin. So it's not, you
know, he's not doing this stuff to be like, yeah, I see a, I see a, a ideological commitment
to fascism. And that's why I'm doing it. Like I, I have an ideological commitment to fashion
because I think we need to build a, an ethno state in Israel and build an ethno state
in America. Like that's not the case at all. He's just kind of hearing things
and then repeating it like a child. But then also on top of that, also on top of that, he
probably has a certain, I mean, he has a much better way of reading the room than even the
likes of Dave Portnoy.
Because the reason why I was talking about this yesterday was because Aiden Ross and
Dave Portnoy were having this private conversation. They were texting one another, and Aiden
was coming across as morally consistent. That's what I said.
Like, Aidan Ross was actually destroying Dave Fortnoy in a private debate because he was
saying that he's pro-Palestine and that Dave is not, right? And it's true. If both of these
These guys are exactly the same, but one is pro-Palestine and the other is anti-Palestine.
Then yes, the pro-Palestine person is going to be correct regardless of what their, regardless
of what their reasoning is.
You're a dick sucker.
I got Trump on stream.
You can't get nobody on stream.
You suck.
And you're like 10 years old.
I got Trump on stream. You can't get nobody on stream. Again, clout, clout, clout, what
the fuck, what the fuck would Trump come on my stream?
He won't acknowledge you giving him props where they, where they're due because his commitment
isn't to being right about Palestine. When it comes to you, it's strictly about hating
you and farming the hate. Yes. Aiden holds the grudge from steak. That's it. Of course,
he is, he, he's never going to turn around and be like, I saw him as right, you
know, my bad, my mistake, of course, all the, all the kick streamers are always going to
permanently find a way to be like, I agree with the son now on a lot of the stuff, but
actually I still fucking hate his ass.
But with someone like, with someone like Aiden Ross, like you can't even have a conversation
with me. You can't be like, Oh, I mean, what do you think about Zora on mum Donnie?
For example, he's not going to have any fucking consistent position on Zora on mum
Donnie.
You know what I mean, let me bro and you hate America clown and and Aiden would try to be like
You know try to defend Israel a little bit and that was even before October 7. Aiden was
Hyping him up in the stream and he asked him if he was pro-Israel and he was like yeah, of course
This is your Jewish. Are you a fan of Israel? Yeah
You got me there so he's admitting he's committed the cloud chasing has been the main agenda having Trump on your stream
Isn't the only he thinks it is. Yeah, exactly
Guys, stop mentioning all the politicians I've had on stream.
It doesn't mean anything.
I'm not trying to intellectually dismantle Aiden Ross's argument here.
Yes, of course, I've had plenty of fucking politicians on the stream.
That's not the point.
For him, he's like, who's the biggest politician, Donald Trump, right?
Who's the most clouded politician?
Because he's not looking at this as, remember, from his perspective, this is not about
Like achieving policy goals. He doesn't have a fucking policy agenda in mind. He doesn't give a shit. He's looking at it as cloud
Okay, that's it
Look how this terrorist treats his animals if you run right now fucking kill you let go act
I mean guys this guy is not in America. He's a terrorist guys. Why are we so like he has like clips of he has a clips of
Clips on deck of me from
I'm a 10 fucking years ago. I don't even know this clip existed on the internet and it doesn't even it doesn't even fucking matter
He's just like oh look at him like this is my dead dog. Okay. This is fish
for all the all the newcomers
My dog fish my first-ever dog that I had
That I adopted that was left in a tire store. Okay
What
Uh, yeah, who I raised, um, uh, who, who unfortunately passed away during COVID was devastating.
And it was the reason why I didn't, uh, that was the reason why I didn't adopt another
dog, uh, for, for many, many years.
And he's like, Oh, I can't believe it.
He's like such a dog abuser.
It's like, okay, dude.
Which once again utterly irrelevant to the main point of contention here like it's like we moved on from him
We moved on from him talking about Israel and defending Israel to like
Oh
Allegedly in my opinion
terrorism
women leaders
Beastiality in my opinion not saying this guy, but that's just that's just my cup of tea actually kill you okay in front of every
How did I know that without even on this clip? How did I know that you're born to be violent shame on people who want to fuck with
This guy stated that he was pro-Israel until like recently, right? Wow. Yes, bro
I'm educated on the topic of song. I mean I'm very educated on the topic now. I
I'll tell you what, son, I will take a course to fully understand the history of Palestine
if you could take a course, how to treat an animal properly.
F*****g awesome, let's do it.
I love that, especially considering that not only was I, not only did I learn a lot
from raising fish and didn't have like the, I wasn't as experienced, but I am certainly
a lot more experience now. Yeah, that sounds great. I love the notion that like not only
do these guys run with the fact that I'm like, uh, I'm abusing Kaya, but they have no concept
that they have no concept of like how to raise, uh, an animal or a dog or how to train
a dog at all. Not realizing that Kaya is not only one of the best taking care of dogs
of all time, incredibly spoiled, but also is very good, like really, really, really fucking
well trained.
So yeah, great.
I'll take another course on how to treat animals.
Your looks are misleading because having followed you for a bit now, I can see you have the
personality of a female koala? I don't know if this is a diss or not. I don't know what
that means. I like that they're trying to say growth is bad, growth is negative. They won't
grow. Euless is for drama verbatim with the dumb ashes did. Yeah, no, that'd be great.
Aiden Ross learns how to read by reading 100 years in Palestine. Not even that. Start
with Elon Poppe. Start with Elon Poppe. 10 minutes. Great entry point. Easy to read.
And I don't know if Aiden is literate, but maybe he can learn how to read by reading
Elon Poppe 10 minutes. And then we'll move on, you know, we'll have somebody read it
to him. That'd be great. He needs Ms. Rachel. I said we do it bro. Let's do it. If pushed,
he would go, oh yeah, I'm pro Palestine, free Palestine, some shit like that. I've
kept the very ever since that chop stream, which I did say it there, you got me there.
Every time it's brought up, I always show respect and love towards it bro. Hassan,
Did you know that your fans, a lot of them bro, if they went over there, I'm pretty sure
they would die.
Yes, bro, Israel would kill them.
Like, look, this is why it's so fucking funny when these motherfuckers will go like, ah,
you know, free Palestine, free Palestine, what do you want me to say?
But also, they are vicious.
They would fucking kill all your fans because all your fans are fucking gay.
All your fans are gay and trans.
And that's what Hamas would do.
Hamas would kill them.
Okay, bro.
What are you?
Charlie Kirk?
On the one hand say shit like oh, I'm for a free Palestine
But then also on the other hand do pro-Israel propaganda like you're doing here even your fucking audience is probably gonna understand that
Yeah, who's gonna who who would kill me or my fans if we were to go to Gaza would it be Hamas or would it be Israel?
It would be fucking Israel this kind of dumb fuck argumentation immediately gives the game away. Okay, you start saying stuff like that
You start saying stuff like that and it's very obvious that you're maybe not actually fucking
Invested in the the liberation of Palestinians invested in a free Palestine. You know, I'm joking like you are a hypocrite
Your piece of shit
He won not go light. Yeah
One more one more word. I want to think of you
And I like to my opinion
A dog abuser this was such a stupid take that like even Aiden's fan base didn't believe this
They were like dude, what the fuck are you talking about?
You were entertaining this contract about coming to kick in the beginning.
Don't lie.
Don't you were.
You absolutely were.
He still does this thing.
I don't know why.
If I am lying, kill me right now.
Do that.
And guess what?
You would have taken the crystal money from stake.
So you don't even make any fucking sense.
You suck.
I like this conversation.
This hypothetical because I objectively did not.
not even excuse you denied that I think. Yeah. What are we talking about? Okay. Okay. What
do you mean? Okay. Like you're making a claim, but I, I'm, I never got paid from kick. So
obviously, like you have to, you have to add additional qualifiers to this, you know,
I mean you have to give us some some examples of why you're saying this you can't just like say
something like this and then let it hang and to be like oh well it's my word against his it's like
okay but the the evidence is the fact that I never went to kick I'm still on twitch I don't even take
fucking money from you know poly market and other uh other gambling uh companies as well
What do you mean God smite me if I'm lying, okay?
He saw he's obviously the night but he did why do I hate America by the way because of America's continued
Allegiance with Israel in the process of doing a genocide
Okay
You're so fucking retarded dude. Holy shit. You're so fucking stupid
No. Your head moderator said that she wishes PTSD on veterans. Okay. So that's not even
me for the record. So how was that? How was that even relevant to this conversation? Okay.
We're not even going to get into the nuance of what Frogan said. Frogan said that if people
are still celebrating all the shit that they did in the Middle East, like, you know,
then, then she doesn't mind if they have PTSD, right? She also said that she doesn't wish PTSD
on veterans who served and absolutely hated what they did and, and, you know, got, uh,
and, and wanted to make up for the wrongs of the past. But ultimately, how the fuck
is that relevant to this conversation? I'm saying the reason why I get mad at America
and the American government is because of America's unlimited support to Israel is Israel's doing
a genocide. If you were anti Israel in the way that you claim you are, you would be
going, you know what, he's actually right about this. See, that's the difference. Okay.
And this was a legitimate point, a thing that you actually believed in, right?
If you were actually for a free Palestine, if you were actually anti-Israel, if you were
actually critical of Israel at all, you would turn around and say, you know what, Hassan
is actually right about this.
I was wrong for fucking calling him a terrorist here, because it's ironic because many in
his fucking fan base have probably also been, there's a lot of Arabs in his fan
There's a lot of, there's a lot of Muslims in his fan base.
They get called the fucking terrorists in the same exact way, in the same exact fucking
way for, and probably were called terrorists the same exact fucking way their entire lives
far before October 7th even for saying anything about America's interventions in the Middle
East.
I already know you guys have off conversation talks together about how you hate America.
It's not, you obviously hate America, bro.
It's very, very clear.
I watched a lot of your clips.
He won.
He won.
He cooked you.
He upped 2-1 on you.
You got to serve.
Bro, fight back with smarter words.
He won fast.
Yes.
You know you don't like America.
You should have honestly moved the truck.
He won not going to lie.
You forget how to speak.
He cooked you.
He won.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
I'm mocking him.
Check my last message you watched.
I think Aiden objectively won here.
He clearly stated he, if he's wrong, then unalive him.
You are clearly not going to do that insane thing.
So check me.
Sorry about your loss.
Yeah.
He's, he says, shriek me down if I'm lying.
And I really wish they fucking just banned you here, bro.
That's it.
That's why these motherfuckers were like, oh,
You hate America you hate America because I kept saying I don't think America should be giving unlimited weapons to Israel
Which I fully agree on too. That's not okay. So then why the fuck you call me a terrorist bitch suck my dick
That's the whole point
The whole point is you can't months later after calling me a fucking terrorist for saying that
You can't months later turn around and be like actually I agree with him, but he's still a fucking terrorist
He's still a muslimic-style terrorist
Also, guess what, dude?
You can fucking openly hate on America in America.
It's called the First Amendment.
It's not, the First Amendment doesn't work on things that you want to be able to say.
Ah, cooked by a Turkish communist terrorist.
He cooked you.
Just stop.
I fully agree with you.
I say, why don't we, why don't we worry about other countries, we can just worry
about America.
I'm on the same page as you.
Realist yeah, then why the fuck you call me a terrorist who needs to get fucking banned and deported. That's the whole point dumbass
That was the point that I was making in this video. This is the problem. Okay, you can't actually you can't actually have a serious conversation with people like this because like
Low-key. They are a little too stupid
like no disrespect, but
Yeah, you might be a little too dumb to actually have a serious conversation with
Because you're just not picking up what I'm putting down. You just don't understand the point I'm making and you're you're
Going through the process of trying to listen and trying to understand the words that are coming out of my mouth
But you're not actually understanding it. It's just
You're not noticing the contradiction. You're not noticing the point. I'm making the point. I'm making is that
For two years you call me a fucking terrorist for saying fuck Israel and fuck America for aligning with Israel
Israel was doing a fucking genocide. What the fuck is America doing that America should spend all that money on
Americans as opposed to
Israel's death and destruction campaign. Okay, you called me a terrorist for that
You're still calling me a fucking terrorist for that in the process of me describing if you actually agreed with me
You wouldn't be calling me a terrorist. You'd be saying Hassan is actually right on this
I agree with him my mistake for calling him a fucking terrorist
The entire reason why these motherfuckers have been calling me a terrorist is because of my anti-israel position
Now they also want to fucking play this song and dance where they want to fucking act like they are anti-Israel too
While still in the process of fucking calling me a terrorist
Why are you a mouthpiece for Israel then if you're anti-Israel you can't be a fucking mouthpiece for Israel
You can't have it both ways and the same goes
The same goes for as my goal to
okay
The same goes for as my goal to is not just a de Ros and goes obviously smarter than a de Ros
But it's the same shit same goes for anyone that tries to be like oh, you know what actually I also am anti-Israel now
I've decided because it's the popular thing now. I'm also anti-Israel, but you're still a fucking terrorist. It doesn't make any sense
It's because yeah, but your Muslim brother. I know but these guys all have a shit ton of Muslims in their fan bases, too
This man has found himself on the wrong side of basically every issue and the one time he's on the right side of this issue
Finally, he's still, he's still on this. Because you're a terrorist for a million different reasons, it's not just an anti-Israel position, dumb motherfucker, you literally mocked 9-11.
brother, first of all, if you are not 48 years old, the idea that there is like any sort of
salience on the subject matter is so funny to me where you're like, you mocked 9-11. I said
America deserve 9-11 because America interfered in the affairs of the Middle East and then ended
up causing 9-11. Okay. That's what the point was. A point that many people also agree with
It's called blowback. Okay, there's academic consensus on this issue
You can't just like keep saying oh my god you mark 9-11 smooth brain. Are you 48 years old the fuck are you talking about?
You mark 9-11
Yeah, Hassan hates his son in his beliefs comes to realize Hassan's believes to be correct finds a new clip of Hassan hates his
Otters believes the cycle continues
Yeah, people make they hit the second tower jokes every fucking day and this guy's trying
to do it to be a hysterical piss, baby.
In my fucking chat.
Oh my God, you mocked 9 11.
What are you talking about, dude?
Like I love that the motherfuckers who say I love that the motherfuckers who say, oh,
you're virtue signaling every goddamn day will sit there and unironically virtue
signal on this issue.
Ducting a fucking genocide.
And now, all these little bitches are saying the same shit.
It's funny because it's true.
Actual W from Aiden.
Wow, Aiden.
Everyone agrees with me a song because everyone knows how much of a PCS shit you are, bro.
So, I'm sorry, bro.
The entire comments action here, they believe me.
They believe me.
believe you one thing about me my friends aren't accused of assay abusing animals wait what my
friends are accused of assay and abusing em what the fuck is he saying where it i feel like all of
the people all of the people who want to be like i don't actually want to disagree with us on i can't
really find myself disagreeing with us also your friend is andrew tape so i don't know what the
the fuck you're talking about Jesus Christ is one of the highest profile sexual misconduct
cases like rape cases that is globally known. Okay. You smelled the seat of a man who is
an international criminal. Okay. And also Donald Trump to be fair you gave him a fuck
ton you gave him like gifts and shit. Remember when he remember when he gifted Donald Trump
like a Rolex that was way above a campaign contribution limit.
And I said, hey, that's illegal. You're actually gonna cause issues from the FEC. And he turned
around and made it seem like it was my fault. Like I'm the one who, because I realized that
the gift that he gave Donald Trump was way above the legal limit for what you can
give to someone running for office. Okay. That he would have to return that gift that
Trump would have to return that gift. He got mad at me. First, he didn't believe me. Okay.
First he didn't believe me. He said, no, that's not the case. You're fucking stupid. And there
were so many of these dumb fucks who were like, Oh, you're, you're so stupid. It's
on you fucking made that up. You made that up. That's not a real thing. And then when
the FEC literally forced the Trump campaign to actually return the gift, he turned around
of medicine like I was at fault like I was the one who fucking notified the
FEC or some shit dog you did it in front of 500,000 people like Aiden Ross gifts
to Trump might have broken campaign regulations updated exactly I'm just
gonna give it to Baron Trump there's no word about Ross or what Trump will do
about the Cybertruck though interesting story this is what I mean these guys
are so fucking stupid like it's like it's like you you kill someone on camera and
then someone goes hey that's murder that's illegal what the fuck are you
doing and then they go oh dude you snitched on me it's like well you did
it on camera the fuck you did the crime on camera it's not my fault
this shit bro I'm gonna tell y'all that like for the ground up we're gonna react to
Everything the song bro. You really got issues bro. Yeah, he he said it was my fault and
not only that
But if you remember this fucking Trump Glaser Trump dick writer Israel dick writer
Number one
Number one streamer in Israel Aiden Ross
Also turned around and was like I'm putting a bounty on you. He said he was gonna give a million dollars in cryptocurrency
Currency to anyone that could make basically make up any fucking lie. They could about me that was believable
Okay, he was like I'm doing a I'm giving a million dollars. It's fucking ridiculous
He put a fucking crypto bounty on on any allegations that might come forward he begged he was like I'm begging the fucking
I'm hoping the God that you have allegations. It was crazy
So what about Hassan Abbey? You have actual issues. All right. You got some real issues. So Chad, I have to just clarify. I have to take that Rolex back. There's a presidential Rolex that I gave President Trump. I have to take it back. And I'm just going to give it to Baron Trump. All right. So Hassan, you're right, bro. All right. I'm not giving it to President Trump.
What do you, there's not, bro, literal brain worms man.
I got you a gift, well a couple gifts.
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
I got you this gift because look, I feel like you constantly get beat on but you're
so strong and you just, like I said, you live for the people and you're here.
I want to present to you this gift right here.
Hope you like, watch.
Oh, that's a beautiful watch.
Yeah.
You can't do that, that's illegal.
You like Rolex?
That's illegal!
That's illegal!
You can't do that, don't mess!
Flag on the play!
That literally is not legal.
For those of you who are wondering why that's illegal,
that's a FEC campaign contribution violation.
An individual cannot give a person
actively running for office more than the max cap.
I believe at this point, $3,300.
You can already see the gift.
Yeah, I can.
Check out this wrapper.
Let me know your honest thoughts.
I got you a gift, or a couple gifts.
Yeah, he was mad.
He made it seem like I was the reason why.
I was the reason why he got caught or something.
He did it in front of half a million motherfuckers, man.
That's what it is.
You get Jester's privilege, okay?
You get Jester's privilege.
You can be like, oh, I'm a dumbass.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Whatever.
It doesn't even matter, right?
Over and over and over again.
And then that's it.
My point is don't come for me. Okay, if you actually agree with me now
if you actually agree with me on on
You know saying fuck Israel saying free Palestine then stop calling me a fucking terrorist dumbass
Why are you doing Israel's job? Why are you literally working alongside the ADL when you do that shit?
Cuz that's who's calling me a terrorist first and foremost
surprisingly, his chalice type in Hassan is right during various moments of this clip.
Of course. Of course, because his chat also is obviously for a multitude of different reasons,
maybe some good, some bad, anti-Israel. I just don't like this moral, everyone's moral and
consistent with what they believe in a shit like that because Hassan contradicts himself all the
I don't I have been morally consistent on this and every other political issue and not only have I been morally consistent
I mean, I have a literal fucking degree in this shit
But for so many people
Oh, unfortunately for a lot of people, I mean, they're just fucking stupid, like there's not any, it's not that complex. They're just kind of stupid. There's a lot of kind of stupid motherfuckers out there who just go, you know, he really cooked on this.
He really cooked on this one. It's like, why did he cook on this one? I don't know because he hates us on and I kind of hate him too.
engineer a consistency. Yeah, man. Not only do I have a degree in this, but I've also been
saying the same shit for a decade plus. Like what are we talking about? That's what that's
one of the funniest parts about the people that are like, that's one of the funniest
aspects of people that are like, Oh, dude, you actually you're a fucking grifter. And
like, brother, you, a couple years ago, were talking about, you know, how pro BLM you are.
And now you're literally pro Trump, shitting on every fucking collaborating with everyone
that says black people are animals and shit, you know, while simultaneously talking about
how sad you are that you even like promoted Trump and that you're out of the politics
game and also calling me inconsistent is so fucking stupid yeah the other crank
it cuz you lied to a shadow said you don't have a degree I do not that it
fucking matters but I do
Yeah, I'm going to do that right now Cecilia Donastasio wrote.
I'm going to be covering that.
A Bloomberg article on this.
Okay.
The face stuff.
And we're going to be covering that.
All right.
want you for over half a decade and consistently season a thing. It can get annoying how often
you've been repeating the same shit. Yeah. We're going to get into phase gate. Phase
clan influences exit over contract dispute with new owner from Cecilia Downestasio on
the Bloomberg tech side. Great reporter. The future of the popular influencer group
phase clan is in flux. Once again, after several members announced their departures
this week following failed contract talks with new management, the members known as
Adap, Jason, Ronaldo, Lacey, and Silky all posted on X, they left phase, the website for the group list,
six members, only one of whom Rage hasn't publicly announced that he's leaving.
14 years of Dap said online, technically, I think it's Rage and K-San that have not left
from like, you know, from the people that were there and the people that also were
collaborating with everybody else.
14 years of that said online over half my life. I'd be lying if I said this didn't hurt, but it had to be done. None of the members responded to requests for comment.
The current financial structure of phases unsustainable according to Matt Kalish, chief executive officer of Heart Scope, a phase investor.
He gave the influencers who operated from a multimillion dollar Los Angeles mansion the option to go independent or sign deals with Heart Scope.
to talk to them last week and plans to continue on without them.
My best guess is they're all good kids and have a lot of people in their ear and are
confused, Calla said in an interview.
Face it subsidize a lot of their expenses, he added.
The influencers, people who didn't leave probably have a really nice contract, no I
doubt it.
I think that the people who didn't leave probably have a very different contract
and they weren't, and that they're like locked into it still.
I suspect that the ones who didn't leave are in a totally separate situation, like
But they probably had an earlier one, maybe even a more aggressive contract as a matter
of fact.
So like the timing is probably different because like Rage signed I think either earlier or
after everybody else, like I think he re-signed or they might have like ownership stake as
well.
I suspect that there's probably a little bit of ownership stake at play here as well.
But the influencers felt like the terms Kalish offered were unfavorable according
of a person with knowledge of discussions who asked not to be identified. The talks have
gone on about half a year. Plackboy Maxx, another phase influencer, left in August. He
explained why in a live stream post on Thursday, we have no control, he said. There was no
control and it's like we're puppets. At least that's what it felt like. You get what
I'm saying?
A co-founder of sports betting site, DraftKings, Inc. Kalish began investing in phase last
year. Uh, he said he's put 10 million into the talent group over the past 18 months to
expand their careers.
Kaleish and launched Harscope as a way to turn creators in the next gen media moguls,
the business connect sponsors and fans with personalities who stream on content
sites like Twitch.
Founded in 2010, phase began as a group of friends posted their video game play
on YouTube. They were among the pioneers of the group house concept where
players lived and streamed together as this online audiences grew.
As online audiences grew phase expanded into eSports teams and million
$10 sponsorship deals.
Can them in the shenanigans crazy?
I was trying to say in Turkish that I can't hear my own thoughts in my brain.
And I fucked it up because I don't speak Turkish that much.
Anyway, after an anticipated $1 billion valuation of the company went public in
2022 phase became a penny stagum at concerns.
The company's primary business model sponsors brands did not form a stable
base for growth based influence to struggle under various leadership arrangements.
In 2023, the company fired chief executive officer lead shrink after
allegations of poor spending decisions and disagreements with talent. Lee Trink is the
guy who claims he's still a co-founder of FaZe, the pro-Israel guy.
FaZe Sport Organization remains with Game Square Holdings Inc, which required the parent company
a phase for 17 million in 2023. So here's the thing. Okay. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's
the thing. Um, phase went through a lot of structural issues. Okay. Phase went through a lot of structural
issues. Uh, they were always, I mean, it was always hype and aura, right? And, and one of the
things that happened leading up to one of the things that happened leading up to the 2022,
like a SPAC or they did like a mini IPO, like not a real full-blown IPO, but basically like when
they became a tradeable on the stock market as Cecilia says, became a penny stock, basically,
when there was a lot of issues with the corporate side, right?
right? And what's really, what's really interesting about this is that, I mean, obviously the,
the fucking, the, the aura and hype around a capital investment into media companies
and even like gaming companies like this one is always going to be unsustainable, right?
A SPAC is a special purpose acquisition company. It's basically like, it's basically an IPO,
But for a company that doesn't have the bare bones to make it IPO, it's kind of like that.
I'm explaining it in a very reductive way.
But here's the thing, okay?
As far as like the revenue generation, that's the only thing that's the only thing people
care about on the company side, on the corporate side.
They care about profits.
That's the whole purpose of this, right?
If your goal is to generate revenue, enough revenue that you get a return on your investment,
yeah, you're gonna fucking, you're gonna have shady business practices and whatnot.
But because the company basically fell apart and had this like revitalization, right?
Yeah, SPAC's tumbling down.
share companies that have gone public via SPAC lost half of their value. Obviously, I mean,
it's normal. It happens all the time, but this was the 2022 SPACs graph when phase went public.
And it basically price went from like 80 to 80 to 40, right? It's got sliced in half.
I'm not going to give, I'm not going to dive further into SPACs in general. Okay.
But basically the company didn't have anything to justify its price point, okay, to justify
its stock prices.
They didn't have, they weren't generating revenue and on the corporate side, you know,
all the aura and hype only takes you so far.
Another great example of this was with Vice, for example, Shane Smith is one of the
OGs at dooping investors, right?
beefing up your valuation without actually having anything to show for it.
Vice was popping at the time when I was at the Young Turks, I remember it very clearly
and he had a swift exit after he sold it off like a pump and dump, basically sold
it off for like, you know, a billion-dollar evaluation and Vice at its peak was seen as
a more valuable media company than the New York Times was, right?
And it's happened.
This kind of, this kind of should just happen many, many times over, right?
So where they had now, me vice went functionally insolvent, but they're still trying to, they
still got assets, so they're still trying to work on it.
But yeah, a lot of these companies, they get big corporate investors or sometimes even
worse like VCs get involved and VCs just want to pump up the stock price in an
exit or sell it for scraps, right? They have no investment in the product. This is just
how finance capital works. There's no real investment in your output. There's no real
interest in like what kind of product that you're putting out there. There's none of
that. It's just about making money, moving, you know, moving numbers on a fucking leader
board. Okay. So that's just how that's just how private equity works. That's how, you know,
that's how VCs work. But for a lot of you guys, you only see like the the personality side of it,
you only see the labor side of it, you only see the on camera talent side of it. So you
don't really think about all this background shit, right? So phase was in the dumps as a,
not only as a stock, as a asset that people were trading around in the stock market, but
it also was in the dumps as far as like it's clout and it's aura because there were a lot
of shakeups taking place on the management side of phase.
And then, phase banks came in and I think he like tried to re-buy phase, right, with
a bunch of other investors, including with the DraftKings owner, Kailash, and they went
in and they did definitely put a lot of money into it for sure.
They did put a lot of money into it.
I don't know if the numbers that they're speaking on are real because banks were saying you
put like $40 million into it.
I don't know if that's the case.
That's an insane amount of money.
I don't know how you are that wasteful.
And Kalish is the draft Kings guy who has no reason to lie. Right? He got on a call with
Ludwig Aiden Ross and Mr. B's. Yeah, I know. I, I, I was aware of it at the time as well.
I was, you know, not as involved as those guys were, but I was aware that this was
like a real, you know, this was a real buyout opportunity in any case, the new phase
roster came out from that, and it was actually very good. And these guys were much smaller
at the time, you know, Jason, Ronaldo, Lacey, uh, Silky, uh, your rage was also already in
and out at that point. So he came before them and then adapted always been a phase content
creator for 14 years. And holy shit, still talking about it, brother. This is literally
on Bloomberg news like this is a fucking newsworthy story to talk about especially from the like
I know you're I know you're like oh what are we talking about phase but like this is on
fucking Bloomberg you know calm down this is news news okay this is newsworthy I know
I know you are, I know you're above it all.
You're an adult and you hate even learning about this stuff
and you don't wanna hear about this stuff at all,
but it's an interesting story to cover.
And it's also a labor dispute, okay?
So they brought in this new talent
and I don't know how much money they put into it,
but we're obviously gonna be talking about
phase banks his video on this as well, cause he did like a 12 minute rant on this and there
was a lot of drama. There was a lot of additional drama, uh, in the, uh, in the response. Cause
plaque boy max came out. He had left phase before anyone else did yesterday and he came
out and he talked about like why he had left phase, but obviously he has a non disparagement
clause pretty clearly cause there's certain things he can't say, but he can actually
like at least it lewd to or point to other people that also worked in phase, including
his assistant who was also his cousin that was talking about like the level of control
that these guys had over everything that they were doing and also the higher demands that
they had in terms of revenue from the content creators that were generating revenue.
So I think part of the problem here is that these guys put some investments in not exactly
certain as to how big those investments were, right, because there's a lot of numbers floating
around.
But also, regards to those investments, like they did not have an understanding of, they
did not have an understanding of like what kind of revenue they were going to be able
to generate off of these content creators. Because Faze as a content group puts in more
investment into their content creators than like Loaded does, because Loaded is just simply
an agency, okay? To explain this to you, there are a lot of agencies, right? There
is like, agencies in Hollywood, for example, WME, UTA, CAA, these are the top three.
the big three agencies, they have talent from every,
they have talent from every different field, musicians,
models, actors, and even online content creators, okay?
And what these agencies do,
and I'm signed with WME for those of you who don't know,
even though we don't really do too much
and they don't really do too much for me, let's be real,
cause I mostly just nuke all of the inbound requests
coming from advertisers, but for normal people,
what these guys are supposed to do is go out there
and sell their talent, and they take 10%
of whatever they sell.
If they sell $100,000 ad campaign,
they get $10,000, okay?
And that's how it goes, okay?
That's how it goes.
For managers, it's a little different.
Managers don't have any sort of like legal binding
to what percentage they can take
from the things that they're selling.
Managers can also get executive producer credits as well.
Managers can even justify higher percentages.
In a lot of instances, managers will also take like 20%,
something along those lines,
but the industry standard at least in the beginning
was 10%.
But the difference is in this situation,
In this situation, it's not, in this situation, if FaZe is only revenue, if FaZe as a company
is only generating revenue off of selling the FaZe Clan inventory, right, if they're
only generating revenue off of like selling sponsorship deals, right, whether it be like
like pepperoni, Totino's, microwavable, phase clan, you know, pizza bagels or whatever,
right?
Then they're only going to get 10% or maybe a higher percentage off of those as they're
selling.
But if that's not enough, if you're not generating enough revenue off of that to
sustain the company, especially if you're like dumping a lot of money into this and
you have a lot of people that you're paying on the phase clan organization side, right?
Whether it be the investors that are demanding higher returns or whether it be the actual
like background staff that works to make the organization operate in some capacity, right?
Then the 10% that they're getting off of the sponsorships that they're selling
is not going to fucking work. It's not going to keep them afloat. This is part of the reason
why I think the agency structure that exists is kind of outdated. Either you have to be
a completely separate agency in the same way that like loaded is right, and you're
not going to make investments into the people that you are into the people that
you're actually, you know, selling inventory on, and you're just simply going to respond
the inbound request, or you're going to go out there and get new advertisers for these
content creators, or you just have to figure out a different way to generate revenue. And
I suspect that for Faze, the organization, the way that they wanted to justify the initial
investments they made into these content creators was demanding a higher percentage of the revenue
that they were generating, right? Demanding a higher percentage of the revenue that they
were generating on their own streams, especially. And that's when it gets tricky. I have no
evidence that that was the demand for the record and Cecilia does not make that inference
see there, but it could potentially be the case. Okay. And obviously, if you if you demand
more revenue that they themselves are generating the content creators themselves are generating,
then they're going to say, No, I'm not going to fucking do that because the reality of
the matter is these content creators actually don't need phase phase needs them. Okay.
Therein lies the problem so with that information in mind. Let's take a look at what brother banks had to say
Merry Christmas from banks formerly known as phase banks
What a fucking terrible day what a fuck year I
Left phase five months ago
and
And this wasn't for a narrative. This wasn't for the camera. This wasn't for Twitter. This was very very real
It was off the off the heels of
Some Twitter drama and the boys were you know getting blown up in their comms and in their chats
And as we all know in this world wacky strange world of streaming
That's really all that matters
These streamers all of them every last one of them are forced to
Appeal to their comms in their chats in narratives on Twitter
And if they don't they lose viewers that they don't need to get hit financially to their career
And this has a huge effect on who their friends are who they're in relationships with all of it everything
The way they treat each other online is completely 100% based and rooted in
the feedback that they get in real time from chats and comms. So again as somebody an old man 34 years old
You guys never let me forget it. Okay. It's not that old man. Chill, you know, there are some of us who are also 34 years old
What
This is why people don't think you're a credible source of information like I want to be respectful about it
I'll be reacting like the Lich King came back to life from the ice crown citadel to rule Azeroth and
Make the world into a hellhole when this is literally one of the biggest nothing burgers that nobody really even cares about like stay on the
Serious topics or just grow up. It's that simple Hassan Abi is that simple surprise. You don't care enough. I guess you don't think about
Anion
What
I'm so confused
Are you did you give me
You said stay on topic you're making it seem like this is you know insert wow lore what the fuck
Who no longer makes content who doesn't have a stream who doesn't have his own platform
It's impossible for me to create a narrative or control my narrative or really respond
not that I really give a fuck to anyways, but
But yeah, all this drama's created and we get on a call five months ago and the guys
are like, listen, we're over the drama.
We think it's best if you just like publicly step down from base, just to cool down the
drama online.
I reacted very emotionally to this.
I was obviously took it very personally and was offended because again, I used my entire
network, every dollar that I've ever made, everything that I've ever had, this brand
that I built, I used all of it as leverage to start these guys as a content group and
to kick this shit off with the sole goal and intent to bring FaZe back to the top, which
we did, we did that all collectively over the last two years, FaZe has won Orga the
year twice and yeah, I was the first guy in the room.
These guys would have never lived in the house together if it wasn't for me.
These guys are all at minimum 10 times the size in terms of audience and platform now
as before they joined Faves.
These guys have all made millions and millions and millions of dollars in the last two years
and none of them could ever dispute the fact.
Max just set himself on a stream.
Joining Faves is one of the best decisions I've ever made in my life.
I've heard that from Lacey, I've heard it from Silky, I've heard it from Jason,
I've heard it from Ron, I've heard it from Adapt, I've heard it from every
single person that's ever joined phase, specifically these guys. And I'm here to tell you as former
phase banks, this was one of the worst decisions I've ever made in my entire life.
So there is some, I mean, like joining phase and like creating a content group going under
the banner of phase was a mutually beneficial situation because phase was in the shitter
as a brand, right? And all of the new talent that they brought on who were obviously very
talented in their own way, was able to revitalize the brand. But it's crazy to say that it was
because of phase that these guys were able to pop off. Like, it's, it's, it was their
own talent, right? It was their own talent. It was their own timing, comedic timing.
It was their own entertainment that they were creating. It was the friendships that they
made. Like it's not like these guys were tiny content creators either before they joined
phase. They were up there. They were nowhere near as big as they are now, but they were
certainly having a blow up. Yeah. Jason had 9K average years before phase because he
was collabing with QD and others law. So he was already big Ron had also like these
guys that all these guys that basically mastered the these guys that basically
mastered like the tiktok clip feeding back to your live stream meta even
before even before they join phase right so you're just gonna glaze them what
first of all yes I am gonna glaze them I think they did a great job and I've
always said that they've done a great job and I and I will continue saying that
So, yeah
Jason average 3k you make cutie after phase no, that's not true Jason did not meet cutie after phase you're fucking wrong
Cutie Cinderella literally had Jason the weenon
To do Feliz Navidad in her like Christmas stream two fucking years ago
So no you're just wrong in it. This isn't even like lore in general
Okay, this is just things that I personally fucking experienced with my friends and co-workers and peers
So it's kind of funny to come here and tell me this shit. That was before he ever got on phase. So
uh in any case
You don't watch twitch though. I don't know I trust your information. That's true. I don't really watch uh, I don't really watch twitch
So you're not wrong about that, but I do know these people
so
um
Oh my god, this guy's still complaining about the fucking uh
the fact that I'm, the fact that I'm still covering this.
Anyway, so they brought these guys who were already,
who were already building their own audiences
who already had a pretty decent understanding
of how to make content, right?
And, you know, it was the connective tissue,
like being under the phase banner
certainly brought them together.
So there was definitely some investment there.
Okay?
There was definitely some investment there.
But to say that this was just because,
to say that this was just because a phase would be wrong.
Okay?
It was mutually beneficial for sure.
But at the end of the day,
phase as an organization needed the talent
more than the talent needed phase.
And that's precisely what has happened now
that now they have no talent left because they all left one by one at the same time.
And that's the reason why this is newsworthy.
And I think it was, I think the problem here, the problem here is the additional demands
that they were making on the organization side in order to justify, in order to justify
the revenues that they were not generating. So they wanted to generate those revenues off
of the, the content creators of the, and the revenues they were generating themselves, right?
Like their subscriptions, for example. And when you actually demand, when you actually
demand money from the individual content creators, like from their own subscriptions
or from their own revenue that they're generating on their YouTube pages or their
TikTok or whatever the fuck, it's just not going to work. Of course, they're
going to be like, nah, that's not happening. Okay. And I think that ultimately, if this
is what it comes down to, look, see, he says, these guys had free housing, free filmers
and staff, all face channels, 0% income shared their money and platforms all skyrocketed
after meeting me, but I'm the bad guy. None of it makes sense. And like I said above,
I'm going to get into all the details tomorrow. The thing is, even if you actually hired the
initial cameraman and stuff, right? Even if you hired the initial cameraman and stuff,
this is one of the only parts of a labor corporate structure that genuinely benefits
the labor side, because the labor side has way more, way more salience and is in front
of people. So the reason, partially the reason why I'm talking about this is because you can't
have a similar issue like this in a regular workplace where people immediately understand
because they don't have a fucking parasocial relationship with like the delivery drivers,
okay, that are delivering your fucking packages. But they do have a parasocial relationship
with the content creators. So they automatically understand that phase is nothing without the
content creators. They're not as replaceable as as as your bosses in your regular ass fucking
workplace will have you feel like you are replaceable. Okay.
Okay? Then what is the point of phase? Well, therein lies the issue, okay? Therein lies
that that is the problem in and of itself. They didn't actually come in and be the
connective tissue and maybe make more reasonable. Yeah, he's doing a stream today. How does free
housing go together with PBM having to pay 20 K a month for the guest house? Exactly.
They didn't for the new for the new talent that they brought on if they had spent less
money. Okay. And had a better revenue share agreement from the start. I think this wouldn't
be as big as an issue. But they went in, they dumped a boatload of money as they
usually do and I think they wanted more. They wanted more in return for that initial upfront
investments they made into like the expensive house that they got for everybody, for example, right?
I gave up my entire adult life to this. I have put myself in millions and millions and millions of
dollars in debt. I have never made not one singular dollar outside of my...
These boys are not workers. No in this in this structure. They absolutely are. What do you mean if the company's output is is
Uh, it is revenue generated off of advertisement that they're selling
Uh on the fucking streams then yeah, they are the they are the people that are actually doing the labor
They're technically doing the labor. I know it doesn't sound like a regular structure, but
In entertainment, this is how it works
I'm just putting myself further and further in debt.
Um, yeah.
Do you believe this that he made $0? I have no idea. I don't know because I feel like he must have he must have exited right?
Like if he sold his shares, if he sold his like ownership stake in the company, then he did exit and they paid him for it.
he must have exited, right?
Like if he sold his shares, if he sold his like ownership stake in the company,
then he did exit and they paid him for it.
So I don't know, I don't know how he's saying like, I made $0 off of it.
I think what's really interesting about this, uh, conversation, what,
what confuses me about the conversation is how he's saying like, oh,
I dumped 40 million into this and then I got nothing in return.
Even though he'd like owned, uh, a significant percentage of the,
the company right but what I don't understand is like how how you made I mean maybe he made
zero profit maybe he lost money in the process I don't know I just I don't I don't fully comprehend
this at all.
You learn dollar outside of my salary to be a phase not selling it not buying it raising
money I've just put myself further and further in debt yeah I think phase to acquire and
all the cost is like the item of creator class. Why are all creator events so poorly managed? Um,
I think it's because these kinds of things are incredibly difficult to put together in general,
and that's why there is a need for professionals who specifically make this kind of stuff work.
When you have content creators or former content creators getting into the
managerial side of things, uh, it makes things, uh, way more difficult to,
to put together. Like it's just a, this is what I explain to people all the time.
whenever motherfuckers go, why don't you start your own news company? Why don't you start your own
media empire? And I'm like, that's not what I'm good at. Okay, I know my fucking limitations.
And this is the problem. I'm not ever going to be in a managerial position. I don't want to do
that. Okay, I can't do that. I don't want to do that. I'm not good at that. And this is part
of the reason why even though I had opportunities to get even like ownership stakes and other
orgs similar to this I have said no over and over again even when people have asked me like oh do
you want to co-found an organization or if you want to join an organization I've always said no.
I've said no to joining an organization as a content creator because I don't think it's
it's valuable for someone like myself. It can be valuable for others especially smaller content
I think we're just starting their careers, right?
But I've also said no to the ownership side
of things as well because it's just, it's complicated.
It's like a difficult, it's a job in and of itself
and it's not within my skill set, okay?
For these guys careers over the last two years,
I think ballpark 40 million bucks.
Um, and I think probably collectively these guys have had to have probably made like
20 million in the last two years
Collectively I would guess I'm not one dollar that 20 million has ever gone back to phase never mind me even if it did
Did ever go back to face that shit?
It's not mine
And I just fucking can't believe it
I can't believe I'm in this position now where people are calling for my head people are wishing my wishing for my death
People are telling me I ruined phase. I ruined phase guys. I ruined it when I have had not one say in anything
That's going on in the last five months and I said all their shit motion in the first place. I ruined it. I ruined it
There's five six individuals who are multi-millionaires and have beautiful careers ahead and God bless when I wish you guys the best and I ruined it
Yeah streamers that are at the top make lots of money largely because streaming has very little overhead exactly
Okay, exactly. It's not like, um, the, the, as a streamer, you can literally just strap
a camera onto your fucking PlayStation. And if you've got something unique that people
want to tune into, you can literally with this virtually zero overhead, continue to
generate content. So the entry point into this industry is non existent pretty much.
It's just, you need to have free time.
You need to have a working internet connection.
That's pretty much it.
And that is precisely the reason why,
in terms of like the labor negotiating power here,
the labor has all the fucking leverage.
Unlike any other sector, you have all the leverage.
So of course, when a company goes in
and tries to do corporate shit,
they're gonna be like, the fuck are you talking about?
For example, if someone comes in and says,
I need you to, if the company comes in phase, let's say,
and this hypothetical comes in and says,
I need you to pump this cryptocurrency, right?
I'm using this as a pure hypothetical.
The content creators themselves
can literally just turn around and say,
no, I don't wanna fucking do that.
And you don't really have any say in this process,
as opposed to in a normal work structure,
if your boss tells you, you gotta do something,
you gotta fucking do it, right?
You just have to do it.
There's no, you have no, especially in the absence of a labor union, you have no way
of saying no to your bosses, right?
Same goes for even like gambling advertiser shit like that.
I mean, they were partially owned by DraftKings.
I suspect that there was also a lot of like DraftKings sponsorships that were coming
in as well.
They wanted to use the existing audience, the inventory in this case is the eyeballs
that these guys are getting to farm potentially like advertisement opportunities for DraftKings
or maybe other gambling sponsors and whatnot. If they say no to that, from the corporation's
side, if the corporation doesn't give a fuck about the ethics of it all or the content
that might get put out as a consequence of this, from the corporation's side, that's
like potentially millions of dollars of revenue that these guys are saying no to. They're gonna
say the fuck do you mean you're saying no to a million dollars get to work. But because
of but because of the the structure that currently exists with where the leverage
is favoring the workers in this industry as opposed to every other industry because
how easy, how low the barrier of entry is to streaming and how much the streaming is
almost entirely reliant on the content creators and their attitudes and their willingness to
make content or not and the audience that they have cultivated and the parasocial
relationships that they've cultivated with their own audiences, you can't really,
You can't really fuck around and demand more.
Yeah. The fact of the matter is if we went in a time machine two years back
and I decided to never try to fix this day shit, I'd be much better off.
I'd have more money and these kids would just be doing what they were doing before.
It's hard for me to sit here and take that. It really is.
And I plan on going live tomorrow or the next days.
at some point in the future and really kind of just laying it all out. A to Z start to
finish the entire 15 year history of this specifically the last two years, specifically
the behind the scenes shit. Yeah, here, this is a great example. It feels like a restaurant
owner complaining about paying for their way staff uniforms, name tags and break room and
still not getting any of their tips. Exactly. Exactly. In this situation, it's like
saying, Hey, um, in this situation, it's literally telling the ways that like, no, you got to
give me more, uh, a higher percentage of the tips that you're making because we're just
not, you know, we're, we're on the verge of insolvency. We're about to go bankrupt.
Bank sounds like a restaurant owner complaining about paying their wages, uniforms, work shoes
and break room. And it's sour that he's not getting any other tips. Exactly. In
this situation, in this situation, that is a pretty solid analogy. The difference
However, is that unfortunately under capitalism your worth to your bosses when they are putting
a contract together, especially in the absence of unions is measured on your replaceability,
right? So when times are tough, brother, I love you, but you can't say streaming isn't the
same as other workplaces and use comparisons to it. No, I'm, oh my god.
As far as output goes, they are the ones who are creating the fucking value, okay?
The streamers in this situation would be the workers, the corporation in this situation would be phase, okay?
Goddamn.
I'm looking at it from a pure labor structure, okay?
Labor versus capital.
Especially because this is obviously something that a lot of people
are are tuning into is something that a lot of people are invested in. Okay. A lot of
young people are invested in this story. So I'm trying to explain a, a, you know, I'm
trying to explain how labor works in the adult world by using an example that that
a lot of kids are actually tuning into. Okay. A lot of kids have a lot of investment
in. Sorry house that doesn't apply to you streamers don't produce anything I'm gonna fucking produce
something and it's gonna shock the world if you keep fucking talking like this in my chat.
In any case, whether I love you but don't apply marks in the streaming, oh my fucking god.
Every time we have a conversation about players contracts with players unions in the NFL or
players unions in the NBA. Everybody goes, I don't understand. Socialism is about,
socialism is about being poor. These guys are really rich. So obviously, how can you apply
a proletarian versus capital perspective for basketball players? They make a lot of money.
Like you unironically end up doing the same thing that dumbass stupid fucking reactionary
right-wingers do, okay? If there's a guy making a million dollars, there's someone who owns
that person who's making a billion dollars, okay? Stop getting caught up in the fucking
aesthetics of the conversation. Oh my lord. It's the same principle behind why unions are
necessary in SAG-AFTRA, okay? You're not doing fucking praxis by being an annoying
dumb fucking this goddamn chat. Stop. A lot of you are so invested in the dumbest right-wing
anti-communist, anti-socialist ideological forms of labor, okay? You just look at it simply as like,
Oh, no, if you work in the coal mines, that's a real job. If you're gay and you work at Starbucks, that's not a real wage laborer
Okay
Shut up
Huh
There is no there is no fucking
There is no upper limit to wage labor. It doesn't work that way. Okay?
There is no like oh when you make over a certain amount of money in your contract as a wage laborer
You're no longer a fucking wage laborer. It doesn't work that way. Okay, you're still if you're if your work is
Making someone else money. You're still a wage laborer. It's pretty basic
okay, if
If what you are doing, whether you find it to be gay, woke, lame, not necessary, stupid,
doesn't matter.
If someone is making money off of you fucking clicking, go live every day, then yeah, no
matter how much money you're making, no matter how much autonomy you have over it, no matter
how much control you have over how much money you're making, there's still someone
else making money off of you, and at which point you are still engaging in a
wage labor. Okay? Like they are legit. In this story, they are the ones who are engaging
in the labor. Okay?
How much money they make or even how much autonomy they have in this process is irrelevant.
And that is precisely the reason why I'm covering it, okay?
And there are obviously people who are working under these people as well.
So in a way, they are small business owners, owned and operated by the person, okay?
But there are still people that they hire in the process.
And I think initially, Bayes was the one who had hired all of the people that were
working on the background. And because of that upfront investment, they wanted more.
They were like, because of this upfront investment, because of this upfront investment that we
made with like the camera people and like the editors and, you know, people that were
pumping, you know, the social media managers and all this stuff, that all played a big
role in you guys blowing the fuck up. And now you have to pay us back. Okay.
you know, the assistants, the managers and whatnot.
And that, oh, oh, what happened?
What happened?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello
Okay, so where was I
All right, let's keep going in the actually the dynamic between all the kids and the back end because I just watched
Some clips from this black boy max stream where he's playing a laugh track over my tweet and it's like max
I know we this was the yeah, this was what like pissed them off a lot
You'd even like read the tweet but the tweet was I have nothing to do with what's going on a face clam right now
I left four months ago and I moved all my life unfortunate to see wishing everyone involved the best there's anything
I could do to help I'm here nobody loves face more than me
Yeah, streamers don't produce anything of value while watching a streamer being so involved
do you have to chirp and chat what idiots people are?
I know.
It's entertainment.
I mean, it's not like productive in the sense
that we're not building fucking.
We're not putting out steel at the steel mill, OK?
And yes, it is not necessary, OK?
The world would move on without entertainment.
Just like what I do is is news and commentary and also entertainment in the world would be perfectly fine without me as a matter of fact a lot of people will probably lose a lot of money if I wasn't around all the fucking haters to make a shit ton of money off of this the fuck is on content
But ultimately, ultimately they are still generating value for someone else.
You've had our individual differences and I know I haven't really seen eye to eye with
a lot of the talent because truthfully and honestly, I find you guys all to be incredibly
ungrateful.
I find you guys all to have insane egos and I think it's disgusting and makes me
stick to my stomach that your guys is relationships with each other.
You got real Toronto here, stick to my stomach thumb.
with every other streamer and your community included is so incredibly fake you guys are the best actors on planet earth and
You've made a complete career out of all of it. Matt. I don't I don't this part
I don't believe I think he got emotional and I think he got mad and
I think he just wanted to like throw a little bit of a fucking grenade
into the convo to invite suspicion
but
Obviously, like I don't think people are gonna believe that regardless
But I think this was not correct
Also some of the older stuff that he brought up as far as like when people weren't friendly with one another initially that part is true
right
We have yeah here like when they when they first began when they first did
When they first were building phase like the new phase
Because I'm gonna find the clip of Max saying that he used to think of Ron and Lacey were cringe before he joined
But now they're friends to make this house work
Jason Ron and Lacey got a liver to case. I'm saying is I'm like, uh, I was like
Noted them. No, no, I was like fucking awesome because I'm not gonna lie always
Yeah, so he said no, so he said no, so y'all didn't want to live with any of us
And I was like, I was like, yo, just get in my house like right next to us, bro. Yeah
That's when I was trying to push for me. They didn't want to live before. Yeah
Now Ron, I was all I mean, I always knew you and Jason. I always knew you so Lacey
I was just like fuck it
I wasn't fine to Lacey at first because I thought it's just some annoying white vacu or the McDonald's
So the clips I see so I was like what the fuck it was saying
In my honest opinion the best comparison is that there seems to have very similar dynamics
although with more powerful organizations? No. Yes and no. Yes, because like obviously the talent
drives box office numbers, or at least used to back in the day. But no, because
he said fat kid, chatters. Not, he didn't say the slur you think he said. Okay.
Okay? But the thing that's different is that you can't really make a whole ass movie. You
can't really make a whole ass movie with just actors, okay? Whereas you can't actually make
like the replaceability factor with the low barrier of entry into making the same exact
content that you're making in the realm of Twitch streaming, in the realm of streaming
on the internet makes it so that makes it much more difficult to control. If anything,
the industry that's actually very good at offering a lot of value to young talent and
trapping them in the worst contracts is music. If you want to actually compare it, because
like, you can be a fucking musician on your own. Okay, but because the record labels
basically own everything and make it virtually impossible for any musician to be independent.
They can be as abusive as they want to and their contracts are, if you guys know anything
about record labels, they are the most abusive contracts out there, okay?
Music probably is the most similar comparison to Twitch streaming in that regard, where
have deep parasocial relationships. They cultivate with their fan bases. It's a very personal relationship
that a lot of people have with their favorite musicians. Record labels basically own everything
though. They own the platforms. They own virtually every aspect of creating this
product. And therefore, they can trap you in a 360 deal, especially if they pluck you from
from nothingness and give you a bunch of upfront investment and then consistently farm revenue
from you for the rest of your fucking life.
Okay?
That's how it works.
Technically, you could literally be a musician on your own.
All you need is, you know, all you need is your voice, all you need is your personality,
All you need is your skills in writing a song.
All you need is maybe, you know, an understanding of how to produce music.
But while that, in and of itself, especially with how all of these tools are now readily
available to you in terms of production and stuff like that, there is, you know, as
long as you have recording equipment, all this stuff, you could technically try and
be a musician on your own, but it's much more difficult, okay? Although DIY is more accessible
than ever, they basically own every aspect of, you know, getting you on charts and putting
you up with like the best producers and crafting and crafting a narrative, crafting a marketing
campaign, putting you in venues and stuff like that. And that's the reason why they
can still continuously justify these hyper exploitative contracts on musicians, right?
In the streaming space, they don't actually have this level of control and therefore they
can't do this level of exploitation to streamers in general. Okay? That's it. That's it. Because
streaming is a relatively new industry and they don't own, like a lot of these organizations
don't own the platforms that you need to go to to be able to stream yet. It might happen
in the future or like Amazon might try to do its own version of like an MCN or something
in order to generate even more revenue off of people. And at that point it would be
quite difficult for a lot of newcomers to survive in that realm without having to
join
Yeah beast tube or you know phase Amazon or whatever the fuck right
But
Yeah contracts with like gambling built-in all this shit do whatever the fuck you want to do
But
But basically
Basically they don't have this level of control over the people that make the content yet
and that's the reason why these sorts of issues are happening.
These are your boys, but these are the same guys that said they fucking hated your guts after you left
and you know, you're the program and you have an ego to side, you think you're Travis Scott and this and that
and also like next multiple conversations about how Rawls content's cringe
and you guys didn't fuck with the dat, none of you guys fucked with Lacey or Jason in the beginning.
in the beginning. You guys didn't want these guys to live in.
Let's be real, nothing that's Richard Murmakes comes close to even the worst music law on my
fucking god. Yes dude, I know. The value of labor, especially in the entertainment side,
is about what you personally think it is. You're right. It has nothing to do with like,
whether or not you are generating revenue for someone else. It's not real if I don't care
about it. Like for example, the only real labor in my mind, because I'm the biggest leftist
of all time. In my mind, the only real labor is coal miners, okay? It's coal miners. Coal
miners are the only actual people that are working because they're working and they're
getting black lung and they're working in horrible conditions. And that's the only real labor.
Like for example, I don't like Starbucks. I don't go to Starbucks. And therefore,
people that work at fucking Starbucks, they're not real laborers. Even though they have wages,
even though they're working for a mega corporation that's generating a lot of value off of their
labor. I don't personally think that's valid because I don't like them. They're gay. They're
woke. I don't like Starbucks workers. So they're not real work. That's how we judge this stuff. Okay.
Left this leaf is so fucking stupid. This is not how it works. Okay. That's not how
this is not judged off of whether or not you say so or whether or not you like their output.
I don't even disagree with you. I think by and large, including what I fucking do,
Like, streaming is not a real job. I've always said this. I've always maintained this position.
We're unimaginably fortunate individuals. We literally are winning the lottery every single
fucking day, okay? Every single day. And I try to do my very best to make sure that I use that
privilege for good, to expand people's consciousness, to try to educate people to the
best of my ability, use my privilege for, you know, broad awareness initiatives and things
like that and even fundraising initiatives, having said that, having said that, okay, in terms of
like somebody making money off of you, okay, it is a, it is labor in that regard. Okay, to enrich in
yourself, you're right. To enrich in myself, you did it. Yeah.
I mean, when you were near you, you barely wanted to share a brand with them.
But FaZe was going to fund a Miami house for you, Rage, Silky and Payson.
So, fuck it.
We'll take what we can get.
And then it all worked.
And we forced this relationship.
And I was called to fucking retarded then, and I was told that I was ruining FaZe.
Now two years later, it wound up being the best thing that ever happened.
So you understand why I'm sitting here and I'm frustrated.
I would hope, I would hope anyone watching could sit here and understand why I would
be frustrated.
a fucking entire hate mob is coming after me
on fucking Christmas, my first Christmas without my mom.
What all I've ever fucking wanted to do
is help Faze be successful.
That's all I've ever wanted to do.
That's the only intent.
Where's the money?
I miss fucking guys trying to take everything from everybody.
Where is it?
Then why the fuck am I millions of dollars in debt?
Where is it?
It's in Platcoin Max's bank account.
It's in fucking Silky's bank account.
It's in Jason, Ronaldo, Lacey's bank account.
See, this is what I mean. It's like, this is wrong. Okay. I don't, you know, I don't agree with
brother banks on this at all. He's saying I made these guys and they made, and they generated
millions and millions of dollars. But because they're streamers, they got to keep that revenue.
And it's like, yeah, because they, those are their subscriptions. Those are there, you know,
advertising revenue that they're getting when they fucking click running an ad,
Which by the way many of you might not know because this is a piker broadcasting service and we don't run any ads around these parts
And if you actually want to
If you actually want to support the show you can subscribe the piker broadcasting service is sponsored by you the viewers for you the viewers
It's an ad-free experience unlike anywhere else you can go on the internet
Let's be fucking real and there will be no cryptocurrency scams or anything of that sort on this and there will be no gambling ads in general here as well, but
But there is this, there is this dynamic here of like friendship versus business.
And I think that's what muddies the waters a little bit as I lacks, thank you for the
50 open present thing for the hundred gift is subs.
There I go again, enriching myself with your voluntary subscriptions.
If you want to, you can subscribe.
There are obviously some benefits to it.
You can rewind the broadcast if you want to on the desktop if you are subscribed you can send me links
But that's pretty much it. Okay, I
Think the main problem with this discourse that you talk about how much money y'all streamers make when it's success and measure
With cloud there's no other workforce like it musicians need talent actors, too
There are some talentless streamers most of your haters that are extremely successful because of cloud
No, there are also musicians that you might not consider to be fucking talented at all
it's entertainment. I think you're misunderstanding. Clout is money, okay?
Relevance and clout and eyeballs that you get turns into money in the streaming
space because if you are running, if you're clicking the the run an ad button
on your Twitch stream for example, if you have 10 people you're only getting
10 cents. If you have a thousand people you're getting a thousand people's
worth of ad dollars. If you have 100,000 people watching in that
situation when you click add, you're going to get 100,000 x
that. Okay.
And music is also subjective. Every every form of entertainment
is subjective, which means, which means that some people are just not going to like it.
Okay. But there are plenty who do. There are plenty of Twitch streamers who I don't tune
into. I don't really understand what they offer, what kind of value they offer at all
is not for me. Right. And I'm willing to bet that a fuck ton of people would say
the same about me. As a matter of fact, ironically enough, if you left this stream
went to anyone else's streams, and you asked them like, Oh, well,
what kind of value does this has? I can't be talking. What kind
of value does this song bring? They would say nothing. Nothing
at all. Do you understand? There are more people who think I
bring no fucking value than there are those who believe
that I bring value. Okay, let's be real. For most people,
for most of the content creators in this, in this
sphere they go we're here for entertainment what's entertaining about
fucking
uh... talking about the news all the time you just yapping
you don't play video games
you just you know you just gap and they have no way of conceptualizing
uh...
uh... they have no way of conceptualizing what this is like news
commentary
is they just see it as like drama
that invites unwelcome attention
So wake up.
That's the reason why many of these people
who aren't adults themselves,
look to what I do and look to Asmongold
and think we're doing the same shit, okay?
So, you know, snap out of your own bubble for a second.
Anyway, you can make this argument anything though motorcycles are worthless to me. No, I know. That's why it's a stupid argument to make.
I agree.
Was it Ingalls who said that human hands and its relationship to any material that generates
commodity trader for currency is labor no matter how small?
Why are chatters like this?
Because a lot of people in the United States of America, whether they think they are completely
fucking, whether they think they're, they have a decent understanding of, of socialism,
ironically still have capitalist dogmatic thought and the brain rot that comes along with it.
This is partially the reason why they think the broker you are, the more socialist you
are, and the richer you are, the less socialist you are, okay?
That's the issue.
I wish this never happened.
I wish that I never did any of this.
And they'll all still tell you this was the best decision
they ever made in their life.
I'm emotional and I'm passionate.
I'm never going to apologize for that.
Anything that I do, anything that I speak on,
anything that I work on, any talent that I fuck with,
anything that I touch, I will always be 100% two feet
in.
That's just who I am.
And everything that I'm telling you guys right now
is fucking straight facts.
It's dead wrong, bro. This is this is unfair. It's unfair to drag me like this. It's unfair to pin me as some fucking horrible guy
Why are you guys?
Why are you banning this guy you'll never cover Epstein because your millionaire friends are on the list like obviously this person is just
Either the most insane person I've ever experienced in the chat or they're memeing
Okay, in either case it's content, okay?
Again, the fact of the matter is, every single one of these guys has a bigger platform in
an audience because they joined Faze and met me and has millions and millions of extra
dollars because they met me, whereas I on the other hand have lost years of my life.
Look, I'm telling you right now. I'm telling you right now. This is completely incorrect
Okay, I'm sorry
Who knows where Jason would be and Ron would be at this point
And I'm sure that they would not be as popular as they are currently
Okay, because there is a lot of probability here right luck plays a factor in this
but the idea that these guys
where the idea that these guys' output would be dramatically different or the levels they
reach would be nowhere near as successful as they are if it wasn't for FaZe Clan bringing
them together is wrong. Especially because even if it wasn't FaZe, even if it wasn't
called FaZe Clan, they could have just as easily found one another and decided
to fucking rent out an apartment together and make content that way. Okay. Like trying
to put a, trying to put a percentage on like what level of involvement you had and then
claiming as though, but they didn't do that as the point. Yes. The reason why I love
this fucking story is because it makes, it is a perfect story to identify how much of
a fucking capitalist brain rot you have in your mind regardless of how long you've been
a part of this community. Okay. This is the reason why capital owners say it's unfair to
share bigger profits with the, with the workforce, with the laborers. This is how they say they
say we made a bet on you. We made a bet on this business. We dumped a lot of upfront
capital into this business. And that's why of course you're replaceable and you're
going to shut the fuck up and do the work. And if we demand more of the earnings, if we
demand more of your tips, for example, then you have to shut the fuck up and do it. And
a lot of people, regardless of how, uh, how, how socialist minded they might think they
are kind of fall into this trap, no matter what happens. Okay. That's the, that's the,
and by the way, chatter, I'm not like trying to dunk on you at all. Okay. I
need you to understand I'm not trying to dunk on you at all. Everybody does this
because that is how hegemonic and overpowering capitalism is, where it is seen as a necessary
part of our lives, our existence. Okay? But why isn't that argument valid? The reason why that
argument is not valid is because, especially in the case of streaming, Jason could have been
this successful, or maybe even more successful, whether he was a part of phase or not. The
The notion that he had the phase brand associated with his name is not the reason why people
tuned in.
Okay?
That's it.
Why are you dunking on someone you're friends with?
You create your own enemies, dude.
First of all, I'm not even dunking on, I'm not even dunking on phase banks because
the other side of this story where there is validity is that they did actually bring
all these people together. Okay, they did. They brought these people together. They paid
for a house. They didn't, at least until like recently, demand anything in exchange for that.
As far as I understand, I don't know how truthful this side of the story is, right?
Because obviously if that was the case, and if these demands that phase as the organization
was making was reasonable, then I don't think adapt would have left, right?
But what I have, what I take issue with is I'm a Twitch streamer and as a streamer, when
I see other people, when I see other people say, oh, we made you, I made you, this company
made you, that's not correct, okay, that's not correct at all.
Because especially when it comes to streaming, right, it's such a personal relationship
that you have with your audience, that it's just silly
to make that argument.
You either have something or you don't, right?
Like we jokingly say this stuff, but like QT,
one could make an argument that QT had more of a profound role,
played a more profound role in Jason's development
as a content creator than even Phaze did, right?
Because in different parts of your career,
going from like 100, going from like 100 viewers
a thousand viewers a big leap going from zero viewers to 15 is the biggest leap, right? It's a
major leap. But even then that's still a stretch, right? No, no, that's a stretch. Exactly it is
because nobody technically makes you. It's who you are. It's who you are and what you want to
accomplish that plays a role in your in your content. It's that simple. Okay.
So they're all quitting phase because they did avaricious corporate stuff. I missed the important part of the segment. Yes
Yes
You're biased because you don't own an org. Do you own an org?
Yes, I'm biased because I'm on the side of labor in every single fucking story including in this one the fuck in
This sardim stance. I've known phase banks for a lot longer than I've known Jason. Okay
I've known face banks for even longer than I've known adapt for example
I should be biased in his direction and yet I'm not letting my own personal
Feelings or my own personal opinions cloud my my judgment in this because I'm looking at this from a purely labor perspective
Okay
Labor versus capital
And in that regard of course
Of course, I'm going to side with
Of course, I'm going to side with the the people that are making the content itself
They put you on a podium to show but the act is way more important you can throw the act exactly
Exactly these at the end of the day if all of those guys collectively decided I don't want to fucking stream tomorrow
Then what kind of money is face-climbing? Nothing. Okay?
That's how it goes
You can play a role in the development of talent and I'm sure phase did right definitely
But the reality of the matter is
the the much larger share of
responsibility in terms of all of the output still comes from the individual content creator
to this shit and am significantly worse off financially significantly this is destroyed
me my whole life has been completely destroyed in the last four or five months but nobody
I'll be honest though I don't even know why phase banks is related or not even phase banks
but brother banks is even related in this story because I don't know enough of the
details of what happened in the background the first time I the first time I even
saw someone respond or even bring up brother banks, not phase banks, formerly known as
phase banks, not known as brother banks, phase up, um, is because, uh, black boy max played
that lap track over his tweet.
And because he even tweeted about it in general.
And then also on top of that, um, also on top of that, he, uh, came out with this
statement.
He was a fuck because I don't have a fucking, I don't have a twitch chat.
And I refuse to be one of the people to fucking to just do what you guys are telling me to
do.
I don't guys, this streaming shit is so fucking fried.
It really is.
The narrative is the clicks to fucking the appeal to comms and chat and like the willingness
to just fucking, you know, it's funny.
Everybody, everybody looks at these streamers as God.
Yeah.
To your point about phasing into the creators, not a soul knows Jason is phase wean.
Yeah.
I mean, one of the greatest examples of this is fuckin' Plackboy Max.
Plackboy Max pulled the ripcord out
before anyone else did,
and at the time he was getting like yelled at a bunch, okay?
And guess what? Did Plackboy Max die off into a relevancy? Post phase? No!
I'm the real Plackboy Max.
I mean, he's still serving it up.
That's it.
That's all you need to fucking know
It's not how this works, you know
So if you were banks and you made these guys millionaires you wouldn't be mad if they didn't give you 20%
Brother he didn't make them millionaires. That's the whole point you think that that's not how it fucking goes
What the fuck?
It's like can you imagine if jank
Literally every day was going on fucking going on the young Turks broadcast and
Constantly complaining that I'm not just giving him revenue
Every fucking day being like I made him I gave him an I I gave him an opportunity and to be fair
That is a more valid argument than even what banks is making because I literally did not have any fucking
Social media footprint whatsoever when I first started working at the young Turks. I worked my way up through the fucking ranks
I was putting a lot of effort into free labor that was given the young Turks at the time
Made all these different shows and shit shows were banging didn't have any fucking
Control over even the the I had control over my own editorial output
But I didn't have any IP control over the the shows that I was making and I wanted to make my own thing
But can you imagine if he was like, yeah, no, it's just you know, I I'm demanding all of the fucking
I'm demanding 20% of the revenues because
you would not be known. You would not be known if it wasn't for the young Turks.
That would be absurd. Everyone would understand that that is fucking absurd, right? I think.
And I give a lot of credit, of course, as always, to Uncle Chunk Weigert and TYT. I do, of course.
But it's kind of, it's literally like, it's like when people will turn around and say stuff like,
oh, the, like you understand how exploitative like reality TV show contracts are, for example,
right? A lot of these reality TV show contracts, a lot of these reality TV show contracts will,
will lock people into like generating revenue off of everything that they're doing because
these are like random people that they plucked off the street, right?
In many instances.
Now, there's a little bit different because they, they do lean heavily into like influencers
and stuff, but reality TV producers will literally go, oh, we're making you fucking famous.
And in the aftermath, even after you leave this reality TV show as a contestant, even
if you lose, we are going to take money off of your earnings or your endorsements,
your sponsorships.
We're going to take your percentage off of that because we made you.
That's ridiculous.
Most people understand that's a fucking ridiculous way to operate.
Okay. It's crazy. It's crazy how many people even in this community don't understand how
you don't understand that the pro capitalist argument that they're leaning into in this
situation partially because streaming is like is worthless and people see it understandably
as like people with immense privilege that don't really do anything. People who just
fucking click start streaming in the beginning of the day and every single person would
rather substitute places with someone like myself, regardless of the dark side of streaming
or whatever, you know, because everyone else is climbing Mount Dixuck every fucking day,
and it's a much more treacherous climb than the privileged lifestyle that streamers have.
It's true. It's true.
accurately be if you got mad at that will cutie and awesome aren't giving you 20% of their stream revenue for having a podcast with
You is just absurd. No disrespect the brother banks. I see why he's upset, but gotta call us pay to say exactly
And it also doesn't make any sense
And it also doesn't really make a lot of sense because like
Do you demand 20% from Kyiv or making her famous? Yeah, all the time. I know you say it's objective
assuming truly isn't meritocratic because there's lots of morons out there like not as they're
out there making millions into the same model and something about that just feels icky,
but I guess not really a solution. I mean, if that's the market demand,
And if we're looking at it purely as a mode of entertainment, if that's the market demand
and they are fulfilling a market demand, that is it.
You know, it's still work.
I don't agree with it.
And I think that kind of work shouldn't even exist, but it's still work in the way that
we're talking about and the analysis that we're conducting here.
And people who have these massive audience and have influence over millions of people
and can impose their opinions and their will on millions of people but it's not true it's the exact opposite the
the
the traditional influencer is dead
these kids are the most heavily influenced people on the planet their puppets
attached to millions of
also even if he did that's not how life works you don't get to retroactively demand people pay you millions of contractable people
also don't understand that banks wasn't doing charity he brought them together for a purpose of reviving phase
he gave them shit for free because of that he got what he wanted faces popping again he's mad his gamble worked and
And he didn't exploit them more while he could. I don't even know how much of that anger is coming from brother banks. I genuinely thought that this was just like the corporate side demanding more return for their initial upfront investment.
But yeah, in that regard, you know, putting them in front of all these other like famous people and like setting up these collaboration opportunities, the upfront investment into like renting out fat houses and all this shit.
Yes, that played a role in these guys blowing the fuck up. Okay
But at the end of the day, they were the ones who are blowing the fuck up
They were the ones who are blowing the fuck up so I don't even understand how like if he already if he already pulled out the ripcord
And he exited I don't even know what he's like
mad about in this situation because he already
He already put the money in and then he pulled it out
Maybe you didn't get like everything you wanted to I don't know
Strings and if there are comms in their fucking chats see that the sky is red and
They disagree and they say no no no chat. I think it's blue
I think it's who wants that fucking viewer number starts to fall off
Once they start to see L's in their chat once they start to see hate threads in their fucking comms
They switch up real quick and it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter about objective truth. It's
the sky is red. I've been trying to talk to these guys for four or five months and they
don't give a fuck. All they care about is their stream which is completely fine. I don't need
them to give a fuck. I don't need anybody to pretend to care. I'm done pretending to
care but if I had a hundred thousand viewers, my name was Kaisenat. They'd fucking be on
my dick. They'd be welcoming me with open arms. I would add a big fucking red comfy
chair at the streamer awards to fucking, hey.
Most of never seen a house on chat. No, I don't think he I mean what he's saying is that like a lot of a lot of content creators are
They live and die by their audiences
Obviously, I'm not one of them. I fucking yell in my audience all the goddamn time
And it does cause a lot of disdain for many people who have been long-term community members
We get fucking really upset really butt hurt and they leave and they become fucking lifelong haters and shit
He's basically saying like all these streamers are audience captured. Um
I can't really speak on all of these new creators and whether their audience captured or not
I think a lot of streamers are audience captured to a certain degree. It's not wrong like for sure. I
Don't think it's there is some truth to it, especially but like
Non-directional
Non-directional streamers like if you're if your job is like to be a people pleaser if your job is like
you know, generate a big audience and entertain them and stuff like there is definitely a little bit more of
Leaning into whatever your fucking audience says about you
But like I think one of the greatest examples of these guys not being super audience captured is
They're fucking fan bases. There's plenty of these streamers whose fan base actually fucking despise me and
They've never had
They've never had an issue with like collaborating with someone like myself for example
So if they were, if they were incredibly audience captured, then they probably would never do that. And you can say Hassan you have clout, right?
I am still one of the largest content creators on this platform, but I do think that if that was the case, if that was the fucking case, like it's much easier to just say like fuck Hassan as many people have done so in this sphere in this industry, right?
right? Did bro forget about Kayagate Lamel? Yeah, bro did forget about it. You want to
know why bro forgot about it? Because one, it was ridiculous to begin with. And two, I've
collaborated with a fuck ton of people since then. That's the whole point that I'm making.
Face Face hates your guts law. I don't think that's even the case. But there are
plenty who who don't, there are plenty who just only look at TikTok and don't
really have any fucking any opinions that they have on politics and they think
I'm like you know some fucking random dickhead who's always covering drama or
whatever but it doesn't matter ultimately ultimately regardless of what
the what the fan bases say if that was the case then adapt and I would never
collab for example if that was the case I wouldn't ever collab with your
rage. If that was the case, I would never collab with Jason. So it's just, they're not, I don't
think they're that, I don't think that that audience captured.
Come fuck with us, girl. Let's do a stream tomorrow. Like, that's just what it is. And you
and you guys know that's what it is.
And anybody arguing against that
is just fucking completely lost.
These relationships.
You have Jewish fans besides me, brother.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm Jewish, but I fuck with you.
Do you know how many fucking Jewish fans I have?
Dummy.
This is what I mean.
not only do I have hella Jewish fans well because you say crazy stuff about Israel first
of all I don't say crazy stuff about Israel I say correct stuff about Israel chatter you're
gonna find out you're gonna be real shocked to find out I have Jewish fans in Israel
brother chatter said as a Jew all Jews have the same opinion
Do you agree with every single Jewish person you've ever met on every issue if the answer is no then you know
You can probably understand that there are plenty of anti-zionist Jews for example as a matter of fact
I would say that that is
You know a big part of what I try to instill in people is that like you can't have a difference in opinion with the majority perspective
Regardless of how much people sort of pummel you with this propaganda
Yeah, I have Jewish phase in the Knesset
Dr. Oh for Koss if I don't agree with Palestine though, but I'm a fan of your content. You don't agree with Palestine. Oh fuck
Brother you are in the minority here for that perspective not because you're Jewish
You're in the minority amongst Jewish fans of mine as well. Certainly
At least you recognize it exists no
Chips are fucking fraudulent the fucking it's just it's you have Filipino fans behind besides me get the fuck out of here
Are you kidding me? That's a silly-ass question. I
Mean I'm a I'm a
I'm a servant of Swagapino supremacy. Okay. Get the fuck out of here asking me silly ask questions like that
Pinoy's don't fuck with Hassanabi. That's literally not true
Pinoy's are the backbone
Pinoy again pinoy gang is the backbone of this community also the gays are the backbone of this community
Let's be real, but that's also like basically
It's as redundant
To be like pinoy gang and also gay gang rise up
It's fucking fried, bro. It's fucking fried. And I'm happier than ever to be going my separate
way. I'm glad that what happened happened five months ago. I'm happy to be off of it.
There is no future for me in phase. There is none. That was my last try. That was
it. There's nothing, I have nothing left to give this. I gave it my entire adult life and
I tried my hardest and for anybody who's a fan of me and anybody who's a fan of Faze,
I am sorry I absolutely failed you. And the one thing I'm perfectly okay with taking
accountability for is being the root cause of all of this because at the end of the
day I am. This is in a fucking twisted way all my fault because at the end of
the day I put these guys in a room. At the end of the day I went and raised
money. Um, I convinced, you know, these business people that this vision and these guys were
a good bet to take. I thought in good faith that, you know, if we gave people careers,
if we fucking gave everybody the best resources and this shit worked, then bro, the problem
in this situation is they didn't need to put however much investment that they put
into it. And I don't know what the actual numbers look like, but like they could have
had a sustainable business model without all of the fucking money that they dumped into
it, if they did, right? Like the notion that, the notion that you feel, the idea that you're
going to like without a contract upfront, and even if that contract exists by the
way, I still think it would have been far too exploitative and far too demanding
if you were like literally demanding 20% of their overall revenue, for example,
And I don't have enough, we don't have enough evidence at this point to see whether or not
that's like a stipulation in the contract.
But if that was the case, then that's unacceptable, right?
But the, like this is, it's like getting upset that you made an investment, you made an
investment, right?
that investment actually succeeded in the way that you wanted to make this investment
because you wanted to revitalize the phased brand. The reason why you wanted to revitalize
the phased brand is so that you could sell stuff to the new phased audience with the
association of the phased brand that succeeded. But instead of just like finding more sponsorships
to bring on instead of finding more sponsors to bring on asking for a higher percentage
of the revenue that they were generating on their own, I mean, that's not going to work.
That's why I think the, that's why I personally think that the analogy with like waiters
is a great example of this where it's like you're demanding that the waiting staff
because of all the upfront investment you put into like putting this business model together,
the waiting staff are making tips and people are coming in specifically to see the waiting
staff. And now you're like, well, I kind of want some more of the tips because otherwise
we're just going to go bankrupt. It's like really fucked up. That's not how it goes.
know, yeah, or bartenders and even better, an even better example, right? They do that
though, I know, and it's fucked up when they do that, that's the whole point. But in this
situation, because there is no barrier of entry to streaming, and the product almost
entirely is the content, the person, you can't really make these demands of the
laborers whereas a bartender can go to a different bar and tend at a different bar
but he still needs a bar right if streamers can basically do the exact
same stream that they're doing with their fucking phones right maybe it'll be
maybe not the same, maybe it won't be as like popping or whatever, right? But if they can
do the exact same fucking stream on their phones, then they're going to do that. It's a very,
there is not a lot of tremendous cost associated with, there's not a lot of overhead. There's
no barrier of entry into streaming. There's a tremendous barrier of success. There's
a tremendous barrier to reaching a level of success. But once you reach a level
of success, it's entirely in the hands of the person to continue that success or to continue
expanding on that success.
And everything also figures itself out. And I'm so fucking naive and retarded to have
not made sure everything was fucking better articulated and solidified and just like
people were on the same page. I don't know man. I failed miserably. It's not the
first L that I'm taking my life it's not the first time I've failed but um yeah I
wish that in a weird way I do wish that I fucking was closer to the fold the last
four or five months I don't think that this all would have happened this way
I don't know man I don't know well unfortunately like I said I really
don't know music industry isn't being run by musicians so it's being run by
accountants and lawyers. So I don't know if they'd know real music if they heard it.
What they're looking for is acts that are going to make the most money for them.
So you'll see all kind of little gimmicks, so to speak.
And ultimately, real music is just about a microphone and a spotlight.
If you can get over like that and bring special effects within your body,
then I think you're going to have a lot longer career.
What's it do I don't know what else to say I'm gonna be live on twitch because I have a lot a lot a lot to say about a lot of
specific examples of things that have happened in the back end in the background and I'm gonna be coming correct with receipts
And I'm gonna be completely open book about everything everything where I went wrong where I feel other people aren't wrong
Yeah, Merry Christmas y'all
I think the better, like the best scenario here would be if this is based around friendship
and vibes, then you run it in a cooperative structure. That's it. If it's based on friendship,
vibes, clout, then you don't put that much investment up front, okay? And you also start
in that same way, right? Not a phased clan, but a phased guild. But that's it. When do
do you think the Lacey X Graham Platner tattoo cover upstream will be the so funny? Yeah,
a lot of people say like the Sidemen, but how, but then how do you rent the massive mansion?
Because these guys already had money. It's not like they didn't have money. They don't
rent that massive mansion, but they make a more responsible decision. But they make it
together. That's how it works. How do you like, do you not understand that? It doesn't
have to be what, how much more, how much more impact does that have when you're in a massive
mansion like that one? And they've moved from house to house already. And it hasn't
like changed the dynamic of the content all that much. As a matter of fact, the
The thing that, unironically, the thing that they got mad about always was the internet,
the bit rate, you know?
That's the difference between top-down decision-making versus a bottom-up structure where all the
people that are actually playing a role in the process, in the creation of the content,
actually having are actually bringing in feedback. They have input. Okay, that's it. I find them
bish. That's all.
I don't know, man. I stopped watching them when they went from a 32 room mention to a 29 room
mentioned it just didn't feel the same no more.
I do think that a democratized structure here where people have more input on all of these
decisions would unironically give you a much longer, would unironically create a much more
sustainable operation. And that's not awesome. That is not awesome fucking, you know, socialism
bullshit. It is something that I genuinely believe.
Drapkings co-founder Matt Kalshy launches Hartscope media platform designed to help
scale creator brands. The team behind Hartscope was also behind Flays Clans award-winning 2024
relaunch. And I think this actually plays a big role in this as well. Matt Kailish co-founder
DraftKings is launching a new company designed to help creators scale their brands. Kailish
was the CEO of the new venture. Hartscope is designed to give independent creators access
to C-suite capabilities, including help and tools around strategy, creative assets,
production, social media, distribution, commercialization. What they're basically
doing is like trying to lock young talent in the 360 deals that are hyper exploitative.
They didn't get to do it with the new phase. They couldn't do it with the new phase because
they didn't actually have the same level of control. But the irony is if they do actually
have this level of control over what kind of like content that you're making, it's
never going to work. Yeah. Machinima back in the day is a great example. Exactly.
This is the MCN structure.
You can't do 360 deals and then like stunt people's growth opportunities, because like
then they can't organically pop off.
They can't organically make content that like it turns into a fucking job, okay?
And I think they're trying to do like a K-pop style structure around streaming as well.
That's literally what they're trying to do.
It's just, you know, this is capitalism, every, every new growing sector, every new industry
is always going to have a big business coming in in a predatory manner and trying to farm
as much revenue as they possibly can, right?
They're trying to do music industry shit.
Democratic decision-making structures will also yield more stable production in no way.
He would have those nose dives in the hatred of everyone had equal dis oh, you mean history, a true.
True.
The team behind hard scope.
Oh, yeah.
But specifically hard scope aims to help creator scale their businesses.
I'm telling you right now, the new meta in 2026 and onward is clippers.
These guys will literally, these guys for the past couple of years
have noticed that a lot of people, a lot of people that hire clippers
on like TikTok and everywhere else, low key, the Hassanabi Cliffs
industrial complex, basically, but base boosted and much more successful.
Right.
Um, kick revolves around this meta as well.
You get hired on you you get signed on as talent to kick. There's a fucking managerial aspect to that
They own the platform itself to kick is already doing the thing that I was talking about like phase Amazon
Collaborative relationship already exists with kick
So when kick hires a new talent there are contractual obligations and and they elevate them
They elevate them through these clip farms. Okay?
They got a shit ton. They got a shit ton of clippers both on Twitter and on TikTok and you literally get
Base boosted into oblivion. They they really really really
improve your
Your your brand recognition and I think this is exactly what
This is exactly what these guys are trying to do as well at hard scope
team behind hard scope was also behind phase plans 2024 relaunch last year phase clan five hundred eight thousand push flowers one best content organization at the shimmer awards though the team has a history of working with life shimmers heart scope is for all creators and twenty twenty four face gun also spun off into the east
into the Eastworse Company face holdings
and the Internet Media Company face media.
Mizz is doing that, but those tiktoks are getting
like a hundred likes.
It starts off slow, but it will,
it's basically a science guys.
You can't, you cannot, you can't deny it.
It's undeniable.
No matter how fucking shitty your brand might look like,
the more you see it, the more you generate eyeballs
and attention, either as a low cow
or either as like a cool guy.
these clippers, these clippers are what make you into a person that is impossible to avoid.
Okay? As long as you are getting views, okay? Mrs. Poppin' off on Twitter because of the
kick clippers, yeah, exactly. That's how it is. You get on kick, you sign off on
the managerial side as well. They flood the zone with your clips. You become impossible
avoid and we've covered the uh we've covered this before Bloomberg also covered this as well paid
armies of clippers boosts internet stars like mr beast this is the new meta okay this is the
fucking new meta and that's what hard scope i think was trying to do hard scope was trying to
lock these guys into a contract but they didn't do it early enough
But this was proof of their work basically. It's science because the clippers of hack the
algo exactly. Makes you wonder at what point your haters were realized they even mortalize you.
Yes and no. No, because there is a reason why so many of the insane fucking narratives that
That caused people to not tune into my broadcast or at least like when they tune in they tune in with a negative
Attitude it's because of the fucking hate clip farms
You're not hate clipped at that level I fucking absolutely am are you kidding me? I mean
the same people the the same people that are
Getting paid to consistently pump out kick streamers are the exact same people that have been doing that now stop
I get fucking hate clip by entire governments. We're talking about fucking Israel, dude
Yes, you need to create a new tick tock and pump 10 tick tocks
They per stream delete the ones that don't hit 100k views after you gain great traction desist rat
Not take three days to post one clip. Yeah
No, I know that's how it is and I think like Jason and all of them they did that and they blew the fuck up off of that
Yeah, I got haters in in you know governments
When you collide with your rage those clip accounts were cropping you out of your own podcast
1 million likes on tiktok can go up to $1000 per video clip depending on uploaders country
or location clips feature which is just a silly feature that came with twitch is now commodified
and move the conversation if a clipper who doesn't give a shit about house and imbc's
other clips getting 200k likes, they will go on that bandwagon for easy money. Exactly.
Yeah. Yeah, that's how it is. And no, the Hassanab eclipse industrial complex don't
do it for free either. They make, they generate revenue on YouTube. They make fucked up money.
They literally pay their college, they've paid off their student loan debts and shit
like that. It's real, they do it all the time. And when you say Hassan is a very
He's too verbose. That's not true either. It don't matter
It's all about vibes. It's formulaic. You can make the most boring guy look fucking cool
They do it with clavicular who is so one note
It's all about the music that you put in it's all about the sound effects you put it put into it
It's also the the silly framing that you add into like the
The edit in and of itself
Yeah. Clippers do the same with Aspen. Differences is on false for the Clips. Here we go. Yes, you're right.
Asmongold is actually the wokest warrior of all time. So when he actually talks about how he justifies torture on random people, we just fell for the Clippers, you're right.
Of course, when Asmongold is actually responding to my Clips, Key is not falling for a Clip Bait at all.
Asmongold is my number one, Asmongold is my number one, uh, hater, uh, clip-bater in general.
Go look at his short form content, Asmongold clips, every day there's like two to three
moments of my stream that he just lies about.
It's so strange that people refuse to recognize that and they just go, nah Hasan you're
doing it to him. Excuse me is worse in my opinion. I mean, yeah, they do. He was literally
just watching clips from an hour ago. Of course, he does it all the time. They make a lot of
money for him. This shit didn't, this shit didn't start off overnight. This is, that's
why I always said like Nick Fuentes has like the positive version of what I have. All
All of these people have realized that like, after years and years of being this like prominent
left-wing figure that everyone can fucking unload all of their anger and anxieties towards,
there is definitely a market on focus on content.
There's also a market on promoting certain kinds of content creators, whether it be
Asmongold or whether it be fucking Nick Fuentes.
And all of these other people on the edges, because they don't, because they don't
fucking uh what is this as the goal reacts to his favorite video a
clavicular nick fundus edit this gives me hope for america it goes so hard yeah
look
this is all the times you wouldn't fuck with him all the time she was annoying
Sit down and show up
You are just three so narrow-minded peeps. Okay, you all have points, but the way you tell it. Yeah, you're right
I'm so fucking narrow-minded
Maybe if you keep telling that to yourself you won't have to listen to what I have to say. All right
Um
My point was there's a big there is a big reason why
There there is like an endless amount of scrutiny on everything that I do and a negative framing on everything
I do on the stream which Asmongold does not receive
Okay. It's because all the supposedly apolitical sloppers, the slot content creators, the drama
creators, they have realized that like if they do fuck song content, I'm not going to
attack them, you know, and they're going to farm a lot of revenue off of it, but if
they do fuck Asmongold content, at first they might have Asmongold's fame base
come after them or stop watching them and they're too afraid of that. That's it.
Do you dye the hair on your head but not the hair on your face or are you retaining color up top that
well? Uh, yes. All right.
Many haters online never have a response for why that isn't just a lie. I know. All right.
God damn he just reacted to you, you're reacting to him, you get, you get Scott to just chat,
I know you say he won't but damn, why are you asking me this question?
I have said already that I'm willing to talk to him, he's the one who doesn't want to talk
to me, okay?
He's the one who wants to talk over what I'm saying, because he knows that we
were to have a normal conversation, his audience would actually be a lot more responsive
to what I have to say. Yeah. Or even in, even in that, even in that moment, we'd have a
conversation and be like, yeah, you're very reasonable, actually. Never mind. And then
next week, he'd consistently call me a fucking terrorist.
seems open to it at least one time recently yeah i don't think so because if that was the case
he would actually all it would take is for him to say yeah i'm down to talk to you about this
issue that's it that's all it takes i've said over and over again
i've said over and over again that i'm i'm down to do that
We're going to talk about the Islamic State, but this time not in the Levant or Iraq and
Syria, but this time the Islamic State in Africa.
It's against the Islamic State group in northwest Nigeria.
U.S. Africa Command said they were carried out in coordination with the Nigerian authorities
and killed what it called multiple IS terrorists in Sokoto State.
Nigeria says it was involved in the planning of the operation and the U.S. military posted
a video showing a missile being launched from a naval vessel.
On social media, President Trump described the Islamic State group as a terrorist scum
accused a group of targeting and viciously killing primarily innocent Christians.
While speaking to the BBC World Service, the Nigerian Foreign Minister defended the military action.
What I can confirm is a joint operation between Nigeria and the US that has targeted terrorists.
It has nothing to do with a particular religion. It is, as far as we're concerned,
targeting terrorists that have been attacking Nigerians, period.
So it has nothing to do with one religion or another.
And nor does it have anything to do with Christmas.
It could be any other day.
It is to do with attacking terrorists that have been killing Nigerians.
But our reporter in Lagos, Makawachi Okafor, is following developments.
The US has confirmed, even the Nigerian government has confirmed a joint attack in the north-west
part of Nigeria, specifically Sokoto states.
Now over the years, for more than a decade, Nigeria has been battling insurgencies, specifically
from armed groups and Jihadist groups.
Now, in November, the US president did say that there was potential that he was going
to go in guns ablazing and carry out strikes potentially in Nigeria, but now we have.
It's so funny that they literally, the Nigerian government's like, oh yeah, no, this was totally,
we totally also wanted this.
The fuck are they supposed to say in this situation?
Of course they have the fucking play ball.
It's Nigeria.
know. Also, I'm not oblivious. Another major oil country. Now, the thing is, ISIS, I think
one could say ISIS is, and the Islamic State in general, is a Western intelligence backed
operation for the most part. And it's very interesting to see its operations have moved
away from the Levant in the region of the Middle East where Israel has dominated virtually every
single country that ISIS was an operation on. ISIS was an operation over. And now
Now they are moving and have been moving to Africa, okay?
They've been moving for a long time.
I thought Trump beat ISIS.
Yeah, I mean, I guess not.
Now, the thing about ISIS, the thing about ISIS is that it is, it just happens to work
anywhere where America has any interest in destabilizing or any interest in having control
over because all of a sudden you have these like Salafist groups, you have these Wahhabist
groups that are wreaking havoc in a country that does not have the organizational tools
or the weapons to be able to just like overcome consistent acts of terror, right?
So they have to rely on American military deployment to take care of the problem.
Or they happen to operate in a lot of these places, pure coincidence by the way, ISIS
This happens to operate in a lot of places where you have a competitor, another foreign
country that also is sending in or deploying their own private military contractors, for
example, like the Wagner group, or countries that have, countries that have stronger relationships
with an American foreign adversary like China.
Okay?
And of course, as the case usually with ISIS, the victims are rarely ever Westerners.
Now are there lone wolf attacks that are conducted in the West?
Absolutely.
But for the most part, the wide majority of the victims are oftentimes either Muslim
or Arab themselves, Arab of like different religious background.
But the bulk of the ISIS deaths, the bulk of the people that ISIS kills will always
be and has always been, not Israel for example, which is right fucking there, but Muslims,
Yazidis, people of Arab descent.
And I suspect that the same issues take place in the African continent where ISIS is operating
as well.
ISIS-USA bagged is a crazy take, is it?
Saying that ISIS's USA bagged is a crazy take.
Yeah, it's a fucking crazy take if you don't follow or pay close attention to what the
fuck's going on.
So fuck do you mean?
It's not a direct involvement, okay?
The American government is not going to directly involve themselves with ISIS, but they will
fund the countries that are then directly involving themselves with ISIS, whether it
be Turkey.
That was a huge fucking deal.
A couple of years ago, the guy who actually uncovered the relationship between ISIS
and Turkey, even though ISIS literally blows up shit in Turkey as well, by the way.
Just remember, who do you think is responsible for that partnership?
You think Turkey was doing it on their own?
Fuck no.
Of course not.
Turkey's doing that for America as a NATO country.
I mean, the guy who branched off of ISIS, like literally branched off of ISIS, is now
the president of Syria.
What the fuck do you think happened there?
What do you, how do you think that happened?
You think you had to come to Jesus moment?
This isn't sound analysis.
ISIS is a label. There's little to no crossover, real communication between the ISIS in the Sahel
and the ISIS in the Middle East or Afghanistan. It's an affiliation by announcement, not organization.
There's no evidence so far that the Sahel groups are US backed. I'm not, but notice how you're
not saying that there isn't US backing with the ISIS operations in the Middle East. I think you
and I both agree and understand that there is US backing or at least secondary US backing,
U.S. allies backing and offering logistical support to ISIS in the Middle East.
I'm simply stating that there is some evidence of that, yeah, especially via intelligence, yes.
So if that's the case in the Middle East, don't you think that it's a little suspicious that
a similar relationship might also exist in Africa as well?
Well, the health security situation is extremely different from the Middle East.
I'm just saying it's always strange that ISIS rears its ugly head anywhere where America
has to intervene.
And it's not like America has not intervened or at the behest of Western capital in the
pass in Nigeria, they quite literally did do that when I believe it was Shell, I believe
it was the Shell Corporation, when they couldn't get a decent contract or the kind of contract
that they wanted from the American government actually directly activated tribal leadership
and caused similar acts of terrorism.
But this ICE is in that ICE are totally different situations as hell, ICE-affiliated
institutions have been here for over a decade. I'm just saying that there's a pattern there
and it's one that actually still favors American intervention. Although the Islamic State is
not directly affiliated to the Islamic State in the Levant or in Iraq and Syria, I think
that the relationship, eventually, we will find out is not that dissimilar.
I also follow this a hell of a close and I agree with your analysis here.
It only is really ISIS by affiliation. The groups of local grievances mostly no intent to create a caliphate.
guys. I don't think that the ISIS intent to create a caliphate was all that valid either.
I think that's just, once again, what do I always say? Religion or whatever kind of like fundamentalist
attitude that one has over their own version of religious interpretation is simply a galvanizing
principle. It is not the main point, okay? It's a localized version of the Wagner group,
if you want to call it that. Basically, like a less sustainable localized version of, like the
Wagner group operates at the behest of Russia. So they go to places that Russia wants them to go
to and they exchange security contracts for extraction, extraction of natural resources.
ISIS, on the other hand, is utilized in a different manner.
America and Western countries do a different version of this,
where they don't actually send in their guys immediately.
First, they create a necessary security environment,
and the necessary security environment comes from that local instability.
Now, that local instability may or may not come from the hands of ISIS.
But ultimately, when ISIS is there, America has to be there as well to combat ISIS.
ISIS is simply just a way to threaten and destabilize countries that don't have the
same resources to be able to deal with this kind of, with these kinds of fucking monstrous
to exit terror?
Seeing this happen, while the U.S. President did say that this was an attack on Islamist,
what he called Islamic terrorist, targets in particularly Christians, the Nigerian Foreign
Minister has sort of also said that this is more on just what he has called attack
I'm curious, is this public knowledge or just theories? Okay. I'm working off of the same
analysis that I have for ISIS in the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria or ISIL Islamic State
in, I mean, in the Levant. Okay. This is a different variant of it. And it's been around
for a very long time. And the Islamic state in Africa has different ties. They don't operate
like if ISIS worked alongside NATO countries like Turkey, for example, or have offshoot
groups like the FSA that Turkey trained and utilized and deployed in Syria that was comprised
of Turkic nations all the way, including like Uighurs, right? From Xinjiang. ISIS is
going to have ISIS or not even ISIS, but the Islamic State in Africa specifically in Nigeria
is going to have different goals, different opinions. It's not comprised of the same people
and the regional, the regional players. Yeah, I dropped my phone. The regional players
are not going to be the same either. It'll be different. But that relies on the idea
ISIS is a deliberate organization that is the same in Iraq as it is in Burkina Faso in Nigeria.
And it isn't, it's like saying all groups calling themselves Marxists are part of the same group.
Okay. The ultimate, the goal here from the way I'm looking at this is that it is an effort,
it is a way to destabilize these countries that want to develop some semblance of sovereignty
or are leveraging relationships that they have with foreign adversaries. They just happen to be,
they just happen to be in operation all the time. They just happen to be in operation in places
where America does not want better relationships with America's adversaries.
That's all I'm saying. And yes, at this point, this is absolutely suspicion. This is my
suspicion. We will, we will, this is speculation, okay? There isn't as much hard evidence tying,
at least as far as I know, tying the Islamic State operations and numerous other like
jihadist groups, okay? In Africa, back to, you know, American interests in the same way that
I can directly tie in the aftermath of the global war on terror, directly back to
America and American allies in the region, okay? Because ultimately, Israel is right there.
Ultimately, Turkey is right there. These are profoundly important allies for the United
States of America. So, you know, there is that element. As far as like Sahel, you could even
make an argument that this is French intelligence intervention. There is also that as well because
a lot of the countries that these guys operate in like Burkina Faso, for example,
are, you know, French, former French colonies, and they are the ones who are trying to develop
sovereignty away from France, for example, and they're getting fucking destroyed, okay?
Like Burkina Faso, Ibrahim Turare is having a very difficult time combating Islamic terror
in his country right now, okay? And it has absolutely gotten way worse since he took
over and said he wanted to be a sovereign country and develop sovereignty from France.
Tags recorded in Africa in the first five months of 2018.
Many of my groups fighting in the ongoing civil wars in South Sudan and the Central
African Republic.
Others are riots against governments in South Eastern Africa.
But these are different.
They're attacked by Islamist militant groups.
Some claim to be branches of the Islamic State, while others claim to be al-Qaeda.
Both groups are usually associated with the Middle East, but for the past decade, Islamist
militant groups have been spreading across Africa, where they've continued to find
places to organize and launch attacks.
Their success has pushed these fragile states into deeper turmoil and has made the region
one of the most dangerous in the world.
To understand how these terrorist groups got to Africa and why they're so successful
there, it helps us start in Nigeria.
Nigeria has the biggest population and economy in Africa.
industry in major cities are mostly in the South, while the North is poor, marginalized,
isolated, and home to most of Nigeria's Muslim population.
It was here that a radical Islamist group called Boko Haram took shape and turned violent in 2009.
They started raising villages, slaughtered men and women, and kidnapped children who were
forced to carry out suicide attacks. The Nigerian government cracked down,
but the group continued to grow. In 2014, they got international attention when they
I kidnapped close to 300 schoolgirls in Chiba.
Isn't Algeria packed with them too?
My mother is a judge at the Algerian Supreme Court
and she gets tons of tears.
Oh, I don't,
Algeria is unfortunately also another a deep vein for,
yes, this kind of, no, it's not a,
don't say that situation. Yes. Like modern Algeria definitely has, modern Algeria definitely
has a lot of issues with this as well. It is in France, the only country that still has
almost full power over their colonies and have their own Rajas, they exploit the resources
of your colonies. Yes and no. I mean, these, these, these colonies still have all their
Their finance is handled by the French, yes.
And if you know anything about the French they never forgive a country for liberating itself,
whether it be Haiti or even Algeria.
By then they controlled a huge swath of territory in northern Nigeria where they imposed strict
Sharia law and declared it an Islamic Caliphate.
In 2015, they became affiliated with the Islamic State,
which had a Caliphate of its own in Iraq and Syria.
Within a few years, the group killed nearly 25,000 people
and was on track to become the deadliest terror group
in the world, eventually surpassing ISIS.
Five African countries backed by the US, UK, and France
formed a task force to battle Boko Haram.
By April 2015, they liberated major towns
and seemed to push Boko Haram out.
But three years later, Boko Haram is still active.
The grip has shifted its focus to the Lake Chad region,
one of the poorest places in the world.
The lake touches the borders of Nigeria, Niger, Chad,
and Cameroon, but none of the state governments
have any real presence here.
This is where Boko Haram's operating.
They've been raiding local villages for food
and capturing men to serve as fighters.
In 2016, the group split into two.
As Boko Haram's attacks grew more and more violent, this group, the Islamic State of West
Africa, started offering protection to villages in danger.
They also provided stability and even water supplies to a region collapsing under a food
crisis in exchange for attacks and recruits.
In the absence of a strong central government, they moved further into Nigeria and Niger
where they've lost attacks of their own.
This is a video from seven years ago from Vox talking about Islamist militant groups
gaining strength in Africa. And even Boko Haram himself is like Boko Haram himself, if I'm not
mistaken, is also an offshoot that turned into its own thing, its own separate thing, but they're
also, they're all options to like the same Daesh, Isis, Al-Qaeda style forms of militancy.
We saw many different versions of this in Syria.
HDS is a direct example of this.
HDS was an offshoot of ISIS affiliated groups, Al-Nusra, in Syria.
And the common principle, I guess, is that they all are...
HDS is the option of al-Qaeda, sorry. Well, yeah, al-Qaeda. Al-Nusra was al-Qaeda and
HDS is the option of al-Nusra, isn't it?
Yes, al-Nusra is an option of al-Qaeda in Syria.
Yes, they left al-Qaeda in 2016 and formed HDS in 2017.
HDS was an offshoot of an al-Qaeda affiliate and ISIS itself is an offshoot of al-Qaeda
as well.
We're officially affiliated with the Islamic State. Exploiting and terrorizing
locals in ungoverned areas has become a successful strategy, keeping these
militant groups active, but it doesn't stop here. The strategy is being used
by terrorists all across the continent.
Lake Chad is part of the Sahel, a narrow band of territory that stretches
as across north-central Africa. The conditions that make Lake Chad ideal for
Boko Haram and ISWA extend across this whole region. The population is mostly
Muslim and vulnerable. Ethnic conflicts are rampant, food is scarce, poverty is
rife, and most importantly there's almost no presence of a government.
Islamist militant groups have been filling these spaces at a staggering
pace. Seven years ago Islamist militant groups took over northern Mali and
declared it a caliphate for 10 months before a French military intervention
drove them back into the desert. Today they've banded together and are affiliated with Al-Qaeda,
a group called ISGS broke away and is now affiliated with the Islamic State. This part
of Mali remains ungoverned and violent seven years after the intervention. Both of these
groups are fighting for various militias in the conflict. Meanwhile, both are attacking
foreigners including the French embassy in 2018 and the 2017 ambush of the US special
forces in Niger.
Fox News is learning that 12 U.S. soldiers, mostly Green Berets, were ambushed by-
Most of these groups in Africa were originally founded as unlinked before proclaiming allegiance to a leader such as Baghdadi or the Taliban.
For Boko Haram, this was done during the height of ISIS power and was then rescinded.
A lot of groups did this. Okay. But they're operational. They're the only operational forms of Islamic State militancy right now.
and the main Islamic State telegrams and the main Islamic State propaganda outlets directly
celebrate their operations in Africa. And now they are responsible for 90% of all ISIS operations.
They, because almost all of the ISIS operations, almost all the Islamic State operations in
Iraq, Syria, and also all around the globe have been reduced to virtually nothing, okay?
And since last year, I think last year, Africa was around 70%, and now it's 88%.
by a larger force of ISIS linked militants Islamist militant groups are finding success
in other uncovered spaces as well ISIS claims to have launched 10 attacks in 2018 in Libya
where civil war has raged since 2011 in Somalia and ISIS affiliated groups split from al-Shabaab
and al-Shabaab.
Shouts out the fucking Hillary Rodham Clinton on that one but ISIS is not a real organization
at this point.
This is what I'm trying to explain.
It's like how right wingers refer to Antifa as an organization despite having no central
links or organizational ties.
Sure, but they don't have to be, they don't have to be because they are doing what we
understand is terrorism.
And because of that, they don't have to have like a central governance structure
at all.
They can operate in a decentralized manner.
And I don't even think that they're decentralized
or as decentralized as you say they are.
HDS, Halbagh, and Makoma have been against Daesh
since its formation.
Ironically, Israeli funded the Middle East factions
of Daesh.
I would be surprised if Westerners in Israel
had proxy vendors funneling Daesh decentralized network.
I mean, look at the RSF, look at the RSF in Sudan.
Okay.
We we know now without any fucking suspicion whatsoever that they are directly being funded by the United Arab Emirates
Someone has given these guys weapons
It's made this whole part of Africa one of the most dangerous places in the world.
The US and France have both stepped up their presence with several military bases across
the Sahel, but drone strikes and special forces alone are not the solution to the Islamist
terrorism in Africa.
As long as there are places with poverty, conflicts and no government, terrorist groups
will be here.
Yeah, and then obviously, obviously as long as they're there, there needs to be Western
intervention because these countries are not wealthy enough, powerful enough and have been
kept poor aggressively through colonial exploits that they don't have the tools to be able
to combat against this kind of, this kind of terror.
And we here in the West look at that and go, oh, it's because they're kind of barbaric
and they just can't deal with it because they're just like, this is how it is, you know, they're
they're black, they're aggressive. That's why there's so much violence or they're brown,
they're Arab. They don't know any better. That's the reason why they're killing each other.
You need a, you need a Western force to come in and tame the beast. Not dissimilar to
how the British colonialists actually presented that argument. You know, the white savior,
the white man's burden to come in and attain these backwards cultured, violent barbarians.
Because according to the government, these attacks have not just targeted Christians,
but they've also impacted Muslims also.
local to where this happened is it's seen to have more muslim majority in fact in andrian
sultan that's sort of the spiritual head of muslim as on the earth if it's an appendage of the
sudan military they sell gold to the ua then that makes his way into europe wait what are you
talking about i i know all of this i have talked about all of this you don't understand this
to down conflict on a fundamental level. My favorite, it was an appendage of the Sudan
army and now they're fighting what remains of the Sudan army. But what is crazy about
this is like you're, what's crazy about all of this is like, it's just like, chatters
will come in and, and repeat the things that I've talked about before back to me
as though I'm like they are backwards though not to say we aren't but like they are fuck dude we
need to do something about groups like this in my opinion why the fuck can't we just like use the
sats to drone strike these groups I don't get it to average a mera brain man these groups are one
of the only times I don't see like I don't like seeing us troops kill these guys are true evil
25 month subscriber bro
So, brother, death and destruction is death and destruction, like what do you mean?
How the fuck do you justify western intervention in this situation?
It's western intervention that plays a role in developing the volatility to begin with.
literally Western intervention that causes these places to be dirt poor. Okay? There is
individual mismanagement from these puppet states in many instances as well because they
are puppets to the West that then bring in further economic Western intervention, IMF
loans and the like, relegate complete control over how things are supposed to be governed
in these countries that are resource rich countries. And therefore, they want to
compliant leader to allow Western capital to come in and do whatever the fuck they want
so that you can have the cheapest resources, the cheapest minerals that you can possibly
get so your iPhone prices are manageable.
They come in with a World Bank and IMF and if someone doesn't comply with those demands,
they kill them and then they put a new person in charge that will comply.
Nowadays there's at least somewhat of an alternative out there that is offering better, better loans,
loans that they will forgive, loans without the additional, loans without the additional
demands being made that play a better role in developing these countries.
And America doesn't like that.
And instead of competing against China, especially when these countries leverage
the relationships that they have with China against the West, instead of competing
with them by offering similar laws, for example, they just go in and do what they do best, which
is fuck shit up.
But even the very, the barbaric nature of the, you know, Sahel region is not because
of genetic inferiority or cultural inferiority, it's a direct consequence of their material
conditions, the direct consequence of these areas not being allowed to develop and improve
on their material conditions is because it's much better for whichever foreign interest
to consistently dominate them and steal their natural resources.
So the very fact that this volatility creates a breeding ground for extremist terrorism,
For example, is also still created by Western intervention in the first place.
You create the conditions for Western, you create the conditions for extremism to manifest.
Then you might even help get them, you might help like with the logistics necessary to
start building these groups.
Then those groups wreak havoc.
you turn around and say, hey, we now have to have direct military intervention here because
you can't deal with it on your own because you have no fucking money.
And the instability continues.
Another significant component to understand in conflict in Nigeria is the farmer-herder
dynamic, a significant portion of the violence is overland use.
The pastoralist groups are primarily Muslim and the farmers are mixed but largely Christian.
This is the angle that right-wingers in the West are exploiting to create a religious
dimension and genocide of Christians.
I actually don't agree with China's loans either. They only forgive the loan if the country had
the loan that had the loan gives China whatever was built. That is definitely some America stuff.
Yeah, but the level of intervention that China does not, the level of intervention China demands
is clearly in the eyes of these countries and their rulers far better than the American,
and far better than the conditions that the United States is offering.
Don't you think that these guys would still work with the United States of America, regardless
of its history of chattel slavery or, you know, additional violence?
They're not stupid.
is just not offering them better loans.
In the country resides there and that's where sort of that's sort of the background of what
has happened but many people see this some people from conversations we are seeing see
this as a welcomed partnerships as Nigeria has really been trying to clamp down on insurgency
for years now.
Yeah, just talk us through a little bit more.
Yeah, Nigeria is also a very socially conservative country with a white savior attitude, so the
national consensus of the struggle is quite positive.
Oh yeah, I didn't even get into that part.
I, yeah, all I'll say is this.
If you look at every country on the planet, Nigeria, amongst African nations, is the only
one where there is a positive approval of Israel.
That's all I'm going to say about it.
That doesn't mean that Western intervention is justified, but if you do actually hear
justifications for Western intervention from Nigerian mouthpieces that are doing propaganda
said of Western intervention, you know, understand that that's where it's coming from.
That's not true. That's literally true.
That is true.
Nigeria is 50% Christian, 50% Muslim. That poll was done in the Christian area.
I mean, certainly, I'm just saying that there is, you know, there's an argument that,
You will most likely hear in a similar style like Venezuela, you will hear from Nigerians being like this is actually a good thing potentially.
So I just hope you understand where that's coming from.
All right.
Wait, what the fuck? Why is this black? Hold on.
I'm going to read this Financial Times article. Hold on.
Okay. Why bomb Sokoto? Trump strikes baffle Nigerians. U.S. missile attacks on Christmas
day hit a part of Nigeria's northwest that is almost entirely Muslim. It was around 10
p.m. on Christmas day when residents of the mainly Muslim village of Jabbo in Sokoto State,
northwest Nigeria noticed an object resembling a small aircraft flying overhead. Surely after
we heard a loud explosion and a huge ball of fire when residents told local media,
everyone was terrified. People rushed out of their houses with their families and started
running in different directions. The scene repeated in at least two other settlements
in the so-called state, which borders Nigeria's neighbor, Niger, where a part of what Donald
Trump U.S. president called a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS terrorist scum
in northwest Nigeria. U.S. military said in its initial assessment that multiple ISIS
members had been killed in the strikes on extremist camps. However, residents
of Jabbo professed surprise at the strike, saying that the bombs had landed in empty
fields, causing no casualties, and that Jabbo had been relatively shielded from violence.
The last attack by militants had occurred two years ago, they said. Video footage on
Nigerian television showed pieces of burnt metal in what looked like farmland. One man
told Arise News, a local television station, Glory be to God, there was no loss of life.
Major General Somalia Uba, Somaila Uba, the Nigerian military's Director of Defense
information appeared to confirm Abuja's close involvement.
Nigeria's armed forces in conjunction with the U.S. carried out the strike based on credible
intelligence and careful operational planning, he said.
This came after, by the way, just so you understand.
Like the Nigerian government was like, oh yeah, we were actually involved in this.
They said it afterwards.
Yes, Nigeria has, around all the countries, Nigeria has one of the most positive attitudes
about Israel.
Where is it?
One of the most favorable attitudes about Israel.
Yeah.
Nigeria has a 59% approval, with 24% saying very favorable, and 32% disapproval.
Uba went on to say that the precision strike operations against identified foreign ISIS
linked elements had received approval from the federal government authorities.
The operation underscored Nigeria's resolve alongside strategic partners to confront transnational
terrorism and prevent foreign fighters from establishing or expanding footholds within
Nigeria's borders, he said.
Yet some Nigerian analysts questioned Defense Ministry's official version of events, saying
the choice of Sokoto State as a target was strange, given that its residents were almost
entirely Muslim.
Other states, including Niger and Kebbi in the northwest and Borno in the northeast, where
Boko Haram has historically been active, had been the victims of much more violence,
they said.
Nigeria has been subject for at least a decade to overlapping security crises in a mixture
of mandatory kidnappings clashed between herders and farmers and Islamist extremism.
Last year, nearly 9,500 people were killed in political violence, according to Akhled,
a non-profit that tracks global conflict. Muslims as well as Christians have
been victims.
Trump said U.S. actions were in response to what he called terrorist activity
directed against Christians, a long preoccupation of his White House.
That's one way to put it.
The strikes came after a day, uh, came a day after a bomb attack on a mosque in
Maiduguri in northeast Nigeria in which at least five people were
reported to have been killed and dozens injured.
In November, gunmen kidnapped at least 200 children from a Catholic
school in Niger state.
Mustafa Gembou, a security analyst, said the choice of Sokoto was highly questionable.
Sokoto was more a victim of mandatory than of terrorist targeting Christians who were
almost non-existent in the state, he said.
It was not what he called one of the country's terrorist hotspots, but rather a predominantly
Muslim enclave and the historical seat of the Sokoto Caliphate, a spiritual center
of Islam in Nigeria.
Since Trump in November threatened to deploy the U.S. military guns blazing in response
attacks on our cherished Christians, the Nigerian government has been under strong U.S. pressure
to act against the violence.
Bolatinoobu, the president, despised senior security officials to Washington to discuss
the situation and replaces defense minister with a former general.
But despite the public claims on Friday of coordination, Gembu said he doubted whether
the Nigerian armed forces had been closely involved in the planning of the strikes.
I don't think they were.
That's why I said, I don't really trust the Nigerian government being like, no,
We wanted this.
Umar Otto, an opposition politician, also said he was unconvinced that Nigeria was actively
involved.
The targeting of Sokoto State with no prior established ISIS presence raises questions
about whether Nigerian military authorities do exercise meaningful control over the
operation or they are themselves mere onlookers, he said.
Otto said to Nubu Ode the nation a full and detailed explanation of the legal basis
author's agent process and strategic rationale for the reported U.S. air strikes in Socolto.
Other branches of Nigeria's government were slower than the Defense Ministry to claim
full responsibility for coordinating the operation.
One senior government official speaking on background said he was trying to establish
effects, including precisely when Abuja had been informed about the timing and location
of the strikes.
Nigeria had been involved in intelligence gathering operations in conjunction with
the U.S. in recent weeks, he said, but he acknowledged that Socolto was not the
most obvious choice of target. The foreign ministry was also more circumspect about its
involvement, saying only that it continues to work closely with its partners to establish
diplomatic and security channels to weaken terrorist networks. However, it stopped saying,
it stopped short of saying explicitly that it had a prior, prior knowledge about when
or where these attacks would take place. Until now, the Trump administration's military
focus in Africa has largely been in Somalia. There's some drama there as well, but
that's for a different day.
In May, U.S. Admiral James Kilby said Washington had launched the largest air strike in the
history of the world, 125,000 pounds from a single aircraft carrier into Somalia.
After the strikes on Nigeria, the U.S. released a video showing what appeared to be a missile
being fired from a ship.
Gembu, the security analyst, said witnesses in Jabbo had reported seeing both drones
missiles and that the strikes may have been a combination of the two, contrary to U.S. claims that
multiple ISIS terrorists were killed in the ISIS camps. Gamboos said no casualties have been reported.
In Tangaza, a scene of a separate strike from Jabbo, one part of the bush that had been hit,
was still smoldering, he said. So PR strikes for the most part. And the reality of the matter is
when we're talking about Africa, when we're talking about African nations,
There's even less interest in recognizing their humanity. So you're just like, I mean, I'm glad that nobody seemingly died according to the Financial Times reporting.
But even if there were, you know, Muslim farmers or whatever that had been killed in these strikes, the American government would just say, oh, they're just fucking ISIS, you know, they were just killing ISIS people.
And they'd most likely move on. Peace President.
or of that background, I suppose some of the history that's led up to this?
Well, for more than 10 years we have seen groups, jihadist groups like Boko Haram, Islamist
states with South Africa province, Poplan Minas, Icewap, and other groups that have
been cropping up, launching attacks on people in schools, in churches, in mosques.
In fact, just a couple of days ago there was a, what was said to be a suicide bomb
attack in a mosque.
No group has claimed responsibility for it.
This sort of situation isn't entirely uncommon in Buenos States, which is where this mosque
attack happened.
So, for more than a decade, Nigeria has been back in this, and it's been from groups that
are trying to sort of install their ideology rather in the region, but the Nigerian
military has been pushing back, and there seems to be sort of another rise of these
attacks in recent years, which is potentially why I guess the US government is now.
Huh. Why no socialistic reform happening in Nigeria and all these African countries? What
the fuck do you mean? Brother, these are places that had endless revolutionary potential.
There are many countries in Africa that actually did successfully have not just like a socialistic
reform, but a straight-up revolution. They got killed. They got destroyed. They got slaughtered.
And then puppets were placed in their stead.
Over and over and over again.
They're still researching it in the science tree. It takes some time. Yeah.
Trump said that's how it goes.
South Africa has some socialist tendencies, unfortunately, that was supposed to be a successful
socialist revolution.
But due to it being a reformist movement at the end of it, it actually completely dropped
all of its socialist tendencies.
And that is the reason why South Africa still has a fuck ton of economic issues and basically
resolidified the exact same economic disparity that existed in the country in the apartheid structure.
All you got was, you know, a couple new black billionaires on top of the primarily white
billionaires that run the country. This is a major issue with South Africa still to this day,
is that all of the arable land, all the all the valuable land belongs still primarily to
the white population, which is like under 10%, but they own 90% of all of the most valuable land.
U.S. hit Islamic State in Nigeria because they were targeting primarily innocent Christians.
But is this true? We fact-checked it.
The US has targeted ISN.
One missing aspect of that is Nigerians separatists have been funding lobbies to promote the narrative
of Christian persecution to the Trump admin.
Nigeria scrambles for US influence without ambassador or lobbyists.
Nigeria's lack of a senior diplomatic presence in Washington under President Bullet Tanubu
and an absence of lobbyist support has left it vulnerable to US President Donald Trump's
threat of military action over alleged Christian persecution.
It is pretty fucking crazy that if you don't have like a couple billion dollars
laying around where you can just like give them, I don't know, like a gold-plated armor
or like a gold-plated plane or something. You're just completely left out in the dark.
And Trump will literally just listen to anyone who has enough money to reach his ear.
It's great. It's awesome. What a fantastic way to operate, dude.
What a fucking fantastic way to operate. Abuja is scrambling to appoint an ambassador
to the US after two years without one. The move is part of a broader push by Abuja that
appointed ambassadors, the mission is abroad this month.
Regulatory filings examined by some foreshadowed the Nigerian government has had little to
no lobbies representation of Washington's Institute of the Office in 2023. Instead
of Nigeria has been outspent in Washington by Biafra separate his groups who according
to the filings have focused on raising the issue of Christian killings on Capitol
held the chime with a long-running narrative of conservative Christian circles.
One longtime Washington lawyer who has worked with African governments described Nigeria
as like a senior representation of lobbies in Trump's first year as shocking.
By the way, they literally did do this with white genocide in South Africa.
And in this, and instead, because South Africa does have lobbyists and South Africa does
have ambassadors in a relationship with the United States of America, they were
able to cut out the middleman and it wasn't even lobbyists.
They were just, they did it through white supremacists influencer networks, which is
even fucking dumber than taking advantage of the lack of direct correspondence between
two nation heads.
It is fucking insane and it worked.
That's why Trump was running around talking about white genocide in South Africa.
That's how stupid it is.
One longtime Washington lawyer who has worked with African governments described Nigerians
lack of senior representation or lobbyists in Trump's first year as shocking.
Cameron Hudson, a former White House African director, said that lobbyists could have
given the Tanuba administration a better-readed situation in Washington.
It is not an error to be casual by your diplomacy in Washington, he said.
to be recalled all of nigeria's ambassadors most after taking office in
twenty three and those posts including a key security and trade partners like the
u.s. and u.k. have remained vacant
nigeria's instead relied on career civil service of more than a hundred foreign
embassies and consulates to manage diplomatic affairs an approach for
minister use of to guard defended
in an interview with semifour in october
it's not the case that all ambassadors need to be political appointees he
said
the strategy is raised concerns about nigeria's foreign policy architecture
and wider circles
but had not prompted an altered approach from the government until trump
threatened to review U.S. citizens in Nigeria.
Thugger's office did not respond
to 74's request for comment on the reported move
to appoint ambassadors of illicit potential candidates
that have been resurfaced.
A person close to Nigerian presidency told 74
adding that lobbying is happening for plum post.
Ebenezer, Oda Obadare and Annals
with the Council of Foreign Relations of Washington
said Nigeria's institutional failings at home had exacerbated the situation on the global
stage.
Having an ambassador in Washington may not have forced all the Trump verbal onslaught
on Nigeria, but full diplomatic presence would have helped the country anticipate the country
of particular concern designation and develop a game plan.
Nigeria was bombed for an amazing reason.
Separatists from Nigeria's Southeast region have harked back to the country's Civil War-era
breakaway territory, which was called Biafra, and invested in lobbies of Washington to push
their cause on Capitol Hill and with the media.
One filing showed the Biafra Republic government in exile, which is headed by Finland-based
activists, paid Washington lobbies, moran global strategies, $10,000 a month over
the last year.
The communications show that while they have championed their separatists as
persecuted Igbo, Igbo ethnic group, they have also made a point of claiming that they are
being persecuted because of their Christian religion. In one letter to hillstaffers, the
group claims that Nigeria's persecution of Christians continues to worsen.
Shall stop the Nicki Minaj for that as well. Congratulations.
There is a lot of involvement from the Nigerian diaspora as well, especially the wealthy
southeastern Ebo Diaspora. There remains a lot of resentment over the Biafra War and
the crushing of the separatists by the Northern dominated army.
Yeah, as is the case with violence that took place in South Africa that Donald Trump presented
as white genocide, and that's an easier narrative for Americans to understand because it's
white versus black. This narrative here is virtually identical. These are poor countries.
There's a lot of instability. There's a lot of volatility. There's sectarian fighting.
There's ethnic tension. And most importantly, there's always going to be people who are
being dominated in the landed gentry that actually dominates them. And in that process,
In that process, Trump will look at that and go, oh, Muslim, Islamist terrorists are
killing Christians.
No, they're not.
They're killing Muslims as well as Christians.
They're killing everybody.
You genuinely don't understand this.
It's not the same parallel.
Okay.
I mean, if there's anything that I'm missing here, you can elaborate.
But everything that I read on this before going live today led me to believe that
this statement is consistent.
the United States President Donald Trump on Arab and African Affairs Masa Boulos had described
the allegations of religious persecution in Nigeria's misguided incases to the realities
on the ground affirming that terrorism in the country affects citizens of all faiths and
ethnicities.
And we actually saw that, we saw that with the targeting that took place a couple days
prior to this.
There was a bomb that exploded in a mosque that killed Muslims, obviously there's no
Christians in the mosque, five Muslims that does another Muslim casualties in the process
the terror attack, but prior to that they had actually kidnapped a bunch of Christian children
from Christian school. So it's never, it's not like as directional as the way that I think
Western reporting or the State Department presents it as. And for the record, this has always
What? Bullos is Lebanese by the way? Your theory is correct? Stop!
Bro?
Oh, another, another, another Lebanese person.
Another Lebanese person in a pivotal role.
Another Lebanese person in a pivotal role, dude.
Oh, his daughter-in-law is Tiffany Trump.
Wait.
Yeah, he's very fluent in Arabic, he's in charge of the Morocco-Aldir conflict.
Oh, dude.
He's also all over Libya too, right?
the great Lebanese men. Yeah, the great Lebanese replacement. Yeah, it's a Lebanon occupied government,
dude. Anyway, we're going to move on from the Nigeria situation in a second and get into
the Epstein files because Donald Trump is fucking losing his mind over that, too. This brings
back into attention just what exactly Austin Show does for work.
Oh my god, Morgan is a moderator of mine.
And as you guys know, Frogan is also Lebanese.
Oh my god, what have I done?
The infiltration was even here.
infiltration is everywhere. Mother of God, what is happening? Welcome to the Lebanese occupation.
Three different countries, Syria, Somalia and Nigeria in the span of one week. But it's only
after the strike in Nigeria that Trump mentioned IS killing Christians. The US military's Africa
command said the strike on Sokoto State took place in coordination with Nigerian authorities
and killed multiple IAS militants, but a journalist on the ground told us that one of the community's
hit has never been affected by insecurity.
They're killing record numbers of Christians in Nigeria.
The U.S. military strike comes weeks after Trump warned that Christianity
faces an existential threat in Nigeria and threatened to military intervene, he says,
over the failure to stop violence targeting Christian communities.
After the operation, Trump posted on Truth Social that the United States
launched a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS terrorist scum in northwest Nigeria who have
been targeting and viciously killing primarily innocent Christians at levels not seen for many
years and even centuries. So according to data, are Trump's claims of Christians primarily being
targeted in Nigeria even remotely true? Nigeria is roughly split between a Muslim population
predominantly living in the north and a Christian population living in the south.
Each dot on this map marks an incident of militia violence, including Islamic State West
Africa province and Boko Haram attacks. And the spread of dots across the map suggests that
violent attacks, including forced abductions and sexual violence are more evenly spread across
most. I think this kind of narrative like, oh, we got to defend our big, beautiful Christians
in Nigeria is also stupid because I don't think a lot of people, I don't think a lot of
these fucking people like Americans give a shit, you know what I mean? As I said before, okay,
Okay. Let's say we have a mass exodus of Nigerian Christians that come into the United States
of America. You think all of these people that supposedly care about Christianity are
going to be up for that? Fuck no. Yeah. They don't give a shit. I don't think they give
a shit at all. That narrative didn't even work with Arab Christians. That narrative
didn't even work with a Syrian Christian population. Okay. It did not work at all
for americans
americans by and large
have even more hatred for black people in general than they do for arab's
okay they hate arab's quite a bit
but they really really i mean
anti-blackness is foundational
so these guys don't give a fuck
they don't give a fuck
about this whole like oh we're defending christianity it's just a talking
point for them
and christian areas in my jury
In fact, there are a higher number of attacks taking place in Muslim areas, 1,628 incidents
versus 865 attacks in Christian areas, according to data from December 2025.
This type tracking...
We have to defend our big, beautiful Christian boys and girls in a foreign land.
Welcome back, 13th century foreign policy.
Tax suggests that since 2024, the number of attacks overtook attacks on churches.
The figures also include...
Christians and slavery, when the world said it was okay, Muslims were enslaving
people because of their religious text law. It's to save Nigeria, not to bring them here.
This guy has a lot of good, uh, this guy has a lot of good takes. Yeah. Yeah. No, famously,
especially for us Americans, famously Christianity didn't play a formative role in defending
white supremacist shadow slavery as an institution. That's awesome. Yeah. Guy who definitely
has no stake in this and isn't fucking brainbroken. Yeah, chattel slavery, famously not defended
by the Bible. Okay.
And on Christmas Eve, Obama exploded in a mosque in Medugri, the capital of Warner State,
killing at least five people.
Bro was home. I don't think he was schooled at all.
location and event data monitor just doesn't support Trump's claims of Christians in Nigeria
being disproportionately targeted by terrorist groups. In spite of the reality on the ground,
Trump seems to be appealing to evangelical Christian supporters who've long condemned
violence against Christians in Nigeria. And in November, he designated-
Yeah, Nigeria is basically run by Shell. They had mass protests in the 90s and Amnesty
International uncovered the Shell finance militias, the rape, kidnap and kill protesters,
and all those protests were happening because they destroyed the Nigerian environment.
Yeah, that's what I was saying like shell has literally tapped into
To to travel leadership to to create banditry directly in Nigeria at times
When they felt like they wanted to cause a little bit of instability. So the notion that this is not
You know the notion that this is is not like western backed is is silly in my opinion
Uh, but once again, it's pure speculation. It's pure speculation
And it's, cloud districts in Georgia is crazy that we're bombing other Christians with
domestic political points, not even some international policy just to get the hogs in Arkansas to
get excited.
And my point is it's even dumber than that because I don't even think this gives you
brownie points.
I don't think the hogs, the quote unquote Christian hogs in Arkansas give a fuck
about Nigerian Christians.
even as a talking point, because ultimately they see it as, you know, they're black, who
gives a fuck? Like, that's literally, this is not even, this is not even an issue that
will reach a level of salience. This is not an issue that, you know, people are going
to turn around and be like really on board with or get really invested with. It's
no different than when they try to do fucking PR for, uh, for, for the Syrian Christians,
the American Enterprise Institute was like, yeah, we got to save the Syrian Christians by doing more
intervention in Syria. And I don't think anybody even remembers when they were doing that. Right?
Do you remember that at all? I do. But I'm a fucking nerd. And it didn't work because
Americans don't give a fuck.
In Nigeria, a country of particular concern over the alleged persecution of Christians
and instructed the Pentagon to prepare for...
Why do law, why do leftists have the urge to blame America for every little thing that goes wrong in the world?
I'm Nigerian and these terrorists are funded by Muslim elites in the North, not by the U.S.
There was a whole investigation that revealed financiers last week.
This is why I said, listen, you're going to hear a lot of, as a Nigerian,
we welcome American intervention in the country.
I wonder why leftists always find a way to blame the United States of America, the most
powerful nation on the planet that has its fingers in every single endeavor, every single
one.
Yeah.
I wonder why I'm actually Nigerian.
I know, dude.
I know.
I'm not shocked by your commentary here.
I'm telling you.
We talk about, fuck man, we talk about America intervening in Venezuela and everyone's like
as a Venezuelan, we welcome Caracas being reduced to rubble, please.
Why are you blaming America for this American strike?
You're right.
I think America should keep blowing up random Muslim farmland over and over again to
to try to desperately scrounge some W's for the American heartland that will get excited
at the prospect of defending the Nigerian Christian population from afar.
This will solve the issue.
And for the record, before people doubt that he's Nigerian, I have no doubt that he
is Nigerian. Possible action in Nigeria and threatened to cut U.S. aid. The Nigerian government
has publicly acknowledged that it cooperated with the U.S. on precision hits in Sokoto
State while maintaining the line that armed groups target both Muslims and Christians
in the West African country. The United States.
way um we got a zealously says he and president trump have a we got a zealously update zealously
says meeting with trump in the near future amid hopes of a peace deal apparently is gonna
happen on sunday you didn't care when most of the christians are being killed mercilessly
you guys didn't care as soon as trump got involved now everyone's an expert in terrorism
in nigeria and for the record i hate trump
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idea. Do you think more American intervention, direct American intervention is a better alternative?
Where's daddy is on? Where's daddy is on? I want my father. When are we going to talk about
Nigeria? Talk about Nigeria, bro. Talk about Nigeria, bro. From the river to the sea, from
the river to the sea. Talk about Nigeria. I start talking about Nigeria. Why the fuck are you
talking about Nigerian you didn't care what most of the Christians were being killed mercilessly so
you guys didn't care.
I guess this didn't go the way you wanted it to go.
I think America should help us develop economically that will solve terrorism like the how they
helped Japan and South Korea.
Oh, well, I don't completely disagree with you.
Yes.
I do agree with you.
It's just that American economic intervention has never actually in Africa, especially
has never been has never been as as helpful as more so just helpful to line up Western
capital's pockets. But you're, but you're not wrong. Yes, that is a much more favorable
way to intervene. I wish America would intervene in a peaceful manner and of that sort through
economic cooperation, through develop and aid the Nigerian government so they can have
full blown sovereignty over their own territory. I just don't think that they're going to
do that. I think it's just going to be shell corporation owned in perpetuity. But you know,
you want America to do China in Nigeria, maybe they will probably not though. Isn't the guy
This is the guy that abuses dog. Yes. I'm the guy you found you're at the right stream
All right
Let's hear what as the lens gets a set agreed now to meet amid hopes that a piece deal could perhaps be inching
She woke up. She woke up. Oh speaking of abuse also. I got a fuck ton of gifts for Christmas
Look at this shit
Number one handheld dog treat launcher
Okay
This is so I can shoot her when I'm done
Shocking her and I'm shocking the world
Okay, when I'm done shocking her and electrocuting her I could shoot her directly in the face
with treats. That's number one.
Numbers two and three.
A little beef stick. Well not even a stick. Zeewee. Venison shank bone.
I wonder if she has any idea what this is and also a peaks and pause premium dog chew
for dogs under 80 pounds X large echo pack.
It's one of those chew things.
But last but not least, the craziest one is the holiday doggie donuts from the dog
bakery. And this shit looks appetizing as fuck. So much so that I want to taste it first,
you know, just to make sure it's not poisoned. You feel me?
I am coming.
Look at this.
Bro, this is delicious. What the fuck?
Oh my God.
Yeah, Phantom Tax.
That's actually good.
That's pretty crazy.
Laura Loomer impression.
Dude, what the fuck is this made with?
Ingredients you'll love.
Wheat flour, baking soda, baking powder, applesauce, honey, shortening, peanut butter,
carob chips, yogurt chips, and sprinkles.
It's actually like high, high-curt.
That shit was bomb.
Okay.
Not even a joke that she was actually bomb don't eat it. I did
Look at her fat ass enjoying it. Um, it just tastes like appley
her fat is not less than 80 pounds. Yeah, she's 120 pounds. What of it? Anyway, let's
get to Zelensky.
Well, close. Ukrainian official telling ABC this morning that the presidents will meet
on Sunday in Florida, the White House yet to confirm the meeting. But it comes just
days after Zelensky said he is ready to pull troops back from the areas of Ukraine's eastern
Donbass region that it still controls and turn them into demilitarized zones. And that
is significant. The furthest he has gone in compromising on Vladimir Putin's most difficult
demand that Ukraine surrender all of the Donbass. Now President Trump's top negotiator,
Steve Wittkopf and Jared Kushner spoke by phone with Zelensky on Christmas Day yesterday,
again discussing security guarantees for Ukraine. But the problem is there is still no sign that
Vladimir Putin is actually ready to accept this new peace proposal. The Kremlin is almost certain
to reject Zelensky's condition that Russia also pulled back from the Demilis-Roy zones.
And the reality is that it's still very hard to see a deal being reached yet. Will. Still
a long way to go. Patrick Riebel in London for us. Thank you. Give us a good one.
Oh, this was yeah, this was fucking crazy. Okay
Joe Rogan and Shane Gillis did a pod and in the podcast Shane Gillis, I think jokingly refers to
Nick went this is the next president and Joe Rogan not so jokingly
Not so jokingly jumps on
the statement as a great idea, okay? Where is it? Hold on. Let me see if I, yeah, Gilles
gives a shocking example as a Joe Rogan takes it completely sincerely and goes on a diatribe
about growing tourism and the internet comes away thinking that Shane is a Christian nationalist.
This is a perfect distillation of Joe Rogan. He fundamentally misunderstands, communicates,
thinks soapboxes about how he's a victim and somehow still shapes the narrative via
pure art all this scared me I thought she was throwing up the via pure arwardation he controls reality
now I don't know if he's a joker not too far so we'll see but I did see this clip war you think
we'd have more presidents the catholics yeah they're only one by two oh binds cali got by
allegedly true we only got one again allegedly yeah Biden's not a real
Catholic shot then Biden was doing auto-sign give us a good one yeah anybody
in mind Nick Flentes he could probably win a few years let's talk listen he
couldn't have existed before right 10 20 years ago couldn't have existed now
Super popular what's 20 years from now look like you know, maybe something like that can win
Well, we'll see
Fuck shame for that bro. He's like clearly laughing. He's like yeah Nick went is wouldn't that be crazy and Joe's like actually
Actually, yeah
Mike, what do you mean?
Like
Shane Gillis brings it up as like how funny would that be and then and then Joe's like no actually that's good
That's actually a good idea. We should do that. I gotta be so bad. We're gonna wrap this up anyway.
I'm sorry, 418. We've got that one with the buzzer. Yeah. Well, listen, I will say this
about it. It's fascinating. Instead of, instead of wrapping it up, he's like,
let me talk about it a little bit further. Just so people do not mistake my fascination
with Nick Fuentes as, you know, me going along with what Shane presented as like
a possible threat to American democracy. Let me explain to you, let me explain to you how
I mean it. Watch. That there's like a whole group of people that feel very unrepresented
in the world. And especially like young men. And here you got this young guy with a very
high verbal IQ. And he also does a lot of shit posting a lot of talking shit, a lot
trolling says women shouldn't be allowed to vote says wild shit and and that
Pierce Morgan thing is like bro that was like an expert sparring with someone
who thought they were an expert sure like we're they're playing two totally
different games and it's also the thing the thing that people try to get
flintas on is he's still funny as fuck funny so that's where you're in a lot
of trouble when he hits him do you think the Hulk you made jokes about
the Holocaust he goes too soon like dude and you can see he's wild you can see
but you can see peers going off fuck when he was like me mom died
holy shit bro he got hit he had it with a missile on that one before people go
oh my god how are they saying this for the record Nick went is not trolling
when he says that shit but you have to understand most people don't have the
same social investment that you do towards like being tolerant to marginalized groups.
Okay. You need to understand this. You need to snap out of your bubble. It's the same with like
people who make fucking George Floyd jokes over and over again. I don't think that
shit's funny at all. Okay. I don't think that shit's funny at fucking all and yet
And yet, according to some of the dumbest fucking right-wingers on the planet, it's all the laughs, okay?
It's the most funny thing that they've ever encountered.
And the bro stop defending Shane, already come on. There's no defensive Shane Gillis here at all.
I'm simply explaining to you
what is going on in the fucking world, okay? What is going on in America?
A big part of the reason why, a big part of the reason why this is now considered another
thing to, another thing to laugh about is partially because the right wing totally fucking dominated.
The right wing totally dominated the whole like, oh, the left is being annoying wokescolds
over and over and over again.
They nonstop hammered that point over and over and over again while they were also
being annoying woke skulls themselves, but they were able to successfully, they were able
to successfully make this like the left's, you know, self identified movement. And ironically
enough, a lot of people on the left did contribute to this because they were like, yeah, no,
we are woke skulls actually. And a lot of left, a lot of people on the left also
do present this as like their number one issue. Right wingers don't do that. They
complain all the fucking time, but then when called in the question whether or
not they're being woke schools ago, how dare you know, of course not. We're not
woke schools at all. We would never do that. Okay. Liberals don't do that. Rad
libs, liberals leftist. We love adopting that framing and adopting that
identity. We don't even want to lie about it. At least the right-wingers lie
about it. They don't give a shit about hypocrisy. They lie about it all the
fucking time.
And ultimately, yeah, but you think Charlie Kirk, uh, jokes are hilarious law, which so
do I law, but that kind of rules the point, brother, I have never, ever made it seem as
though I was in any way shape or form playing civility politics.
My most fucking, my most famous moment that has been posterized in the last New York
Mayoral race was saying America deserve 9 11 the fuck are you talking about?
The fuck
For me what matters a lot more is your worldview your policies what you think
What you think responsible governance looks like how we improve people's lives, okay
There's never been a moment where I've been like oh, wow, we we just gotta you know
got really reconsidered this shit, but you need to understand it is a more
consistent position on the right partially for this reason and a lot of
right-wingers don't understand a lot of right-wingers don't understand the
ones that like still want to go back to the old days of like at least like
leaning into anti-Semitic means, but not having that effect, America's unshakable relationship
with Israel, want to, um, want to basically put the toothpaste back in the tube. They want
to do a version of like woke where you can only be woke about Jewish people, but you
can be the least woke about everybody else. It's not going to fucking work. It's just
not going to work at all. Wikipedia defines your version of leftism as scumbag left.
No, dirtbag left, that's what it is.
And yes, dirtbag leftism, which is so stupid.
Again, it's identified on like whatever
what you think is funny versus like what
your actual fucking worldview is, it's so stupid,
or how invested you are in terms of changing policy
around like how to command language or compel language.
I don't give a shit about that that much.
I care about it as long as it actually
Reveals your your ideology your actual worldview or how much you are invested in dehumanizing entire groups of the population
That's it
Chains fans have been ferocious is Boeing Boeing Yang left SNL
Too soon too soon. It was like oh my god
But in any case
The reason why like the thing is if here, I'll give you context, right?
If Adam Friedland said that
Because as an anti-zionist Jew
He went on Pierce Morgan and
Adam Friedland was the one who said too soon to someone
talking about the Holocaust
Everyone would fucking laugh
Everyone in this community would laugh but because we know Nick went to his background and because when he says it he actually fucking means it
Right, and he actually is doing this as a point of propaganda to expand the permission structure on what can and can't be said
Especially with a more nefarious agenda to tie everything back to like some kind of Jewish control conspiracy
right
Come for his song please stop dying on the joke hill you have to learn not to get upset with jokes
You're just making it a lot less probable to win next election. Wait, what? No, I'm not
I'm saying that same thing I'm saying that context is what matters people's personal background is what matters people's ideology is what matters
That's the point I'm making the reason why when Nick Fuentes says that even though he has good comedic timing
Which is what they're simply talking about here the reason why it's dangerous when he does that the reason why it's dangerous
The platform Nick went is in general and now it's it's a complete fucking laws cause
Is because contextually he's doing that for a specific reason and that reason is to expand the permission structure on on
You know
cutting out Jews as as non-white from the the
broader American understanding
ugly onion smell thinking of the 50 gifted subs
but that's the point and for Joe Rogan to go on and be like yeah this is actually pretty brave a
pretty bold pretty beautiful I hate that shit the reason why I don't appreciate Joe Rogan's analysis
here is because he's taken it sincerely like shank it a brought it up to be like haha isn't that
crazy that a fucking Nazi, it could like run for president. I don't even know how that would work.
Wouldn't that be bad? And then Joe's like, yeah, you know, he has great comedic timing and I think
he'd be, be really dangerous. It's basically just like another, another step in the direction of
potentially having Nick Fuentes go on the Joe Rogan experience.
Why, how come you never went on Joe brother? What are you talking about?
There will never be a moment where he will have, there will never, there will never be
a moment where I've shit on Joe Rogan far too much for him to ever have me on.
Anyway, speaking of which, let's see, Joe Rogan, socially I'm left on almost everything.
If someone comes along to the left that is an objective, sensible person that's
making sense on like immigration form policy that I'm still-
long from the left that is an objective sensible person that's making sense of
life and for the record for the record
cockalinsky used to be a big Joe Rogan guy he used to get invited on Joe Rogan
quite a bit and if you notice he's no longer invited to Joe Rogan and that's
probably because he's been criticizing Joe Rogan Joe Rogan does not like when
people shit on him okay he does he understands how much power and how
much influence he has, he's not invested in, in offering that platform to people that are
going to be reasonable in their critique. He wants dick writers. He wants, he wants dick
writers through and through. That's it.
Like immigration, foreign policy, then I'm still left. Right? I'm still a sick person.
I'm still a sick person because socially I'm left on almost everything on almost everything.
You know the hard right is to me just like the hard left the crazy fucks that are out there in the fringes
And they they sort of define the left and define the right for everybody
Like you define the right by like white supremacist. Yeah, KKK you've defined left by antifa like right Jesus Christ
Most people like right here sure most people like I just want rules and law and everybody be kind and healthy and a prosperous
Society and no pollution. Yeah, I feel like we all work together
and do a better job of all these different things but like Jordan Peterson says
who's like my favorite human in the world I love him so much but he was saying
like it's really easy to identify and rebuke the far right like we're very good
at identifying it and going I devout or disavow whatever the term is we get we
don't want that yeah but then with the left the very extreme left we kind of
celebrate it and we post it and we brag about it and we go look how good I
am I think they thought we finally we have thugs you know yeah that it's
one of those things. I'm against the far left. It's the bullies it I love motherfuckers who
who just hit this like enlightened, enlightened centrist route where it's like one, where
is the far left? Does the far left have a fraction of power to what is the far left?
Because if you were to say someone like myself represents the far left, right, as many do
on the internet. What are the immediate tangible policy goals that I have that you fucking disagree
with? No more senseless military conquests are all around the fucking globe. No more
imperial domination. Take the fucking revenue that we've generated so far and spend it
on Americans to rebuild our infrastructure, to have a government jobs guarantee, a federal
Jobs program, building unlimited fucking social housing,
free healthcare, free college education.
Wow, the fucking far left.
How terrifying.
America is one of the countries on the planet
that is actually capable of doing this
because we have all the fucking money.
And we are the country that stops others
from engaging in this kind of endeavor.
If you sincerely talk to a person of the far left variety and you dig into their positions,
you dig into their immediate solutions to some of these problems, okay?
It becomes very stupid because on the far right it's easy to identify the far right
and actually admonish or disagree with the far right because the fucking far right is
running on making this a white nationalist country, which revolves around the eradication
of non-white people. Whiteness as a concept is already not very well defined. Is it based
on skin color? Is it based on cultural attitudes? Is it based on religion? We don't know. That,
I mean, it's currently being led by a bunch of non-white people, unironically. So,
we don't even know fully what that would look like. But let's say it's just about purging
the boundaries of the state from all of the, all the Hispanic population or whatever. Like,
how does that, how was that, is that something you agree with? Is that something you identify as
an issue personally? Do you agree with that? Why do you agree with that? What kind of problems
are, are, you know, the, the Latino population on US soil creating for Americans in general?
What kind of problems is the black population America creating in general? Are those problems
related to the structural hurdles that they must overcome, the structural inequalities such
as abject poverty, for example, is that the reason? Is that the reason why there is a,
you know, crime potentially in these communities? And that is the main point of contention here.
When you ask someone like myself, I'm very open about my worldview. I'm very open
about what I want to do, what I want to accomplish. And that's perhaps the reason
why a lot of these guys have a harder time identifying what the issue is with
the fucking far left because when people ask those questions and the far left
answers those questions all of a sudden they find themselves in a fucking
agreement with the far left these are the type of things that I don't think Joe
Rogan would be against right so they have to create a bastardized version of
what they think the far left actually is okay oh we have to trans every
single person by force or everyone has to be gay everyone has to everyone has to
be woke at at gunpoint or some shit like that
that's it
they think the policies the far left is Kamala Harris and they don't even know
what Kamala Harris even stands for. So they just believe whatever others have invented
is the Kamala Harris policy positions. And all of it revolves around, all of it revolves
around, you know, everybody transgender. That's it. It's such a, it's such a great motivator
that people literally go, what is this? The moment from my previous comment, Alex Tweet,
I found this reply to be even more clownish in that community. What is this? What
What are you talking about? What the fuck is this?
Oh, H3 fans love Nick Fuentes now. I thought these people are supposedly staunchly against anti-Semitism.
I'm a H3 fan, but I enjoy seeing Fuentes as ridiculous takes.
They like Nick Fuentes and call him funny. They also support Asmogold who's been boosting Fuentes for years.
They never cared about anti-Semitism. It's always a cynical point of defense, the invincible genocide in Gaza.
Yeah, I know. I know. These guys don't give a shit. I know.
As long as it's a it's it's not someone that attacks them. It's it's very very transactional
I don't think they've ever talked about Ethan Klein. So he doesn't give a shit
As my goal does not attack you think lines. We think line doesn't give a shit the moment that they do attack one another
He would care
Much easier to do this when you have no when you have no real investment in politics at all
And you just simply look at it like a reality TV show as many of these guys do
They are also in a much more privileged position than their audiences
So they can actually shelter themselves from the immediate impacts when the political landscape changes for the worse
But their fans who actually also advance the causes of their favorite content creators and not actually shelter themselves from the impact of changing political
discourse
That is the major problem.
But it's really interesting because like a lot of people will turn around and say Hasan, you're rich. Hasan, you're this. Hasan, you're that.
As they think that this is somehow a point of hypocrisy with the things that advocate for, they say I'm far too privileged. I don't give a shit.
And it's like brother
Then why don't I just fucking turn around first of all has been gold Ethan also rich richer than I am really
But if that's the it like what is the expectation here that you want me to present
My politics in a similar vein to them is that what it is like because it seems like that's the only difference there is
What I'm advocating for
So I guess you would be fine
If I was just as wealthy, but then also didn't say that there is a better way out there to fix society
Huh?
Anyway, so yeah, this is where we're at with it. Here's Morgan
New poll shows how America's sentiments on Trump changed in 2025 you can't compare wealth as well. He saves up by living in shit
Yeah, no he he unironically he actually presents himself as much much poorer than he actually is and that's why people fall in for that marketing when they go
Oh, he just clearly doesn't care about
He clearly doesn't care about money because he lives in Phil's
I don't do that. I just you know, there's been noticeable improvements in my living standards as I've made more money
to a close. CBS News is looking back on all the news that made headlines this year.
Lindsay Reiser has more.
From tariffs to immigration to a government shutdown, 2025 marked a year of historic political
events and policy changes, and CBS News polling was tracking Americans' reactions
through all of it.
CBS News Executive Director of Elections and Surveys, Anthony Salvanto joins us now
to break all of this down to ending. Let's go ahead and start with the new Trump administration.
How did people react at first? And how did their views change? Hey there, Lindsay. Yeah,
let's go to January and start off with the Trump administration when it first came in. Oh boy.
Immediately afterwards, people told us in big numbers, they thought he was doing what he had
promised in the campaign. And there's also a lot of optimism about the economy going forward.
What we subsequently, when is your 2025 recap year? You're with Stagg, Associated Press
I don't know it's it's dependent on Hassan and and when Morgan will pull through because there's like a bunch of different things that we're working on right now to do a year and recaps I assume in the next.
I assume it will come out soon in like the next week before the end of the year.
They started to see though is a theme that would stretch throughout the year and that was people talking about costs, talking about prices.
This is a snapshot from February but we saw people saying throughout the year they still thought prices were high.
We're still going up.
That was important because as we saw through the year and this is from one of our most recent polls in December,
in December, we often found people finding the administration, they felt, wasn't putting
enough focus in their mind on trying to lower prices and also describing things with regard
to inflation as better than people were really feeling.
So what happened with all of that?
Well, what we saw from U.S. economy ratings was that they stayed low.
And they weren't just low this year, frankly.
You'd have to go back even to 2020 to find the last-time majority of people had said
the U.S. economy was good.
So this is a year's long trend, if you will, and it really still was all about those prices
and those costs.
The approval ratings for the president's handling of the economy is kind of a result of those
feelings because he started out pretty high.
Right-wingers are silent about economy because Trump has asked funny, vibration.
They're not.
I think there's a reason why every time a right-winger is asked about how they
uh, measure Trump's performance, they always say, oh, well, any day now the economy is gonna
turn around and you wouldn't be saying that if you actually thought he was doing a banger job.
Because there have been moments where they've been, uh, openly, uh, defending Trump's policy
positions and shit like that in the past. Well, one must ask the question why they're
not doing that currently. Okay. The reason why they're doing that, they're not doing
that currently is because there's not really much that they can defend here. You feel me?
They just straight up at most, at most, what they can say is,
things will improve eventually. That's it. Or they'll say, oh, he's just still cleaning up
after Brandon's mistakes. Right? If they actually felt a positive impact in the economy, they would
say, Oh, they would wear it on their fucking sleeve. They would ride with it. Right? They
would say, Oh, dude, what the fuck are you talking about? Trump is doing great. My, my
401ks looking so good. Oh my God, my, um, you know, my, my, uh, you know, my small business
is doing better than ever. That type of shit. It's so funny that they can't even like
talk about the GDP because obviously it's, it's impact is, is negligible on the average
person. Um, and it's that I think that I think that basically creates even more of, uh, this,
this difference in the way that people are experiencing the economy. When the administration
comes out and says, Oh dude, it's fucking awesome. Look at, look at, uh, our, look at
the GDP increase in the last quarter of this year, we're doing a great job. There
There was really, really funny take that I saw.
I forget it was from one of the fucking diffsion.
I think it was Lutnick.
It might have been but, but like that said it, but
it might have been, it might have been but like
who, who, who came on television and was like,
yeah, everyone here, hold on here, here.
You gotta see this.
This is fucking awesome.
Yeah. Here it is. Here he is on Fox News. Okay. Howard Lutnick also known as Howard
Buttlick. Okay. Here's what he had to say. Here's how he's selling the GDP growth this
last quarter.
3 GDP growth beating it by a full point of 3.3. How does that affect our bottom line
our pocketbook issues?
So just think at the whole world out there in the third quarter, the United Kingdom
grew point one the European Union grew point four and Japan fell point six
percent fell point six percent Donald Trump's economy grew the United States
of America the biggest economy in the world four point three percent what
that means is that America what does that mean what does that mean but like
Tell us what that means, bro
Overall the all of us are going to earn 4.3% more money. We're making a raise. It's a simple way to do it. I
Love that dude
That's awesome. Yeah, go ahead go present this message in the fucking Heartland, okay?
Go talk to some dudes
Go talk to some dudes like oh we
We are all our economy we are all 4.3 percent wealthier. I
Love that dude. I fucking love that go play this at every town hall
You will get run out of every goddamn town hall dude. Are you fucking kidding me?
We've got more jobs lower energy costs and lower interest rates coming
This is the golden age coming for yeah in the future. What I thought you said 4.3% increase 4.3% growth means everybody got
4.3% extra money in their pockets. I
Just I don't understand but it's still right around the corner
How does that work?
Yeah, the economy isn't broken is working as exactly as intended. You were told GDP growth equals prosperity
4.3% GDP growth
160 billion in corporate profits 4.6 unemployment 0% real income growth the economy grew you didn't this is an a bug
This is the feature the 20th century around a deal your labor their profit your paycheck the deal is over
Productivity now routes around workers AI handles the past. I mean, I don't think it's just like AI and whatnot. I think it's more
financial engineering, it's finance capital. GDP is growing because money is exchanging
hands, but the hands that it's exchanging are a tinier number of hands than ever before.
It's not because of AI, okay? It's not because of AI at all. It's because there is no reason
to ever trickle that money down even by crumbs down to the average person. They
They can just literally exchange the same $100 billion amongst like four fucking companies
as we did in this last quarter and go, look, look at all the fucking GDP growth.
I saw another version of the dog poop joke that I always make.
The classic two economists are in the fucking forest and they are walking in the forest
side by side with one another.
One of them sees dog shit on the ground.
It says to the other economists, hey, if you eat this dog shit, I'll give you
give you $50. Okay. The economist says, sure, bet, let's do it, eats the dog shit. They
keep walking. Now they encounter another piece of dog shit on the, on the ground. The economist
that just got the $50 says, Hey, you take this $50, I'll pay you this $50. If you eat
this dog shit, second economist eats the dog shit, takes the $50. They keep walking.
They ask themselves, what do we just do? What the fuck? We just both ate dog shit.
of us or even neither of us are wealthier as a consequence first economist says ah but the GDP
improved by a hundred dollars that's it or or another example of this is uh another wait what
do you mean rage tweet another example of this is uh me and my family are all phd earning
economists we have this wonderful tradition of giving to the right of us one hundred dollars
as we sit in a fucking circle think about how much improvement on the GP that
created oh shit your rage is out too I'm sorry to supporters I slash we let down
thank you for letting us come in to do our thing to try and save the shit I
wish it didn't have to be this way but the chapter my life is forever closed
now what the fuck
Even rage left holy moly
Another another face clam member is down dude
Another phase down holy Toledo Paul rage he's crying are you still phasing up? No, I mean
There's more info dropping. What is this?
Moses cuz black boy month
Black boy Max's cousin, that boy dip reveals the face banks sold Max's identity spotify
for five for a five month $400,000 deal behind Max's back.
Wait, what?
Okay.
Action.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I think, uh, I mean, this is, this is, this is really, really crazy shit.
And, and I suspect that because Fat Boy Dip does not have the same non-disparagement clauses
that, that Max has, he can't say anything himself, but because he was in those rooms as well,
you're the common denominator, the phase boys that left so far.
What do you mean?
I'm the common denominator.
I'm friends with all the fucking phase boys.
The partner Spotify right
He did not have that sponsorship at first phase did and this is how it happened
They read didn't access house right read did his shit, and they're like, you know
Can we put up the Spotify shit for the video it's sponsored acts is like yeah, whatever. That's cool
after the video
for like I'm like
Yo take shit down. You're not getting paid in there
these niggas start saying no this shit hard as fuck bro like that should just
look good and make it official brother Spotify da da da this shit look official
I'm looking at this nigga and this is where I'm like how does Max have ego
cuz this niggas like this niggas like yeah this is a little hard this is
official how does a nigga like nigga I'm like game you're probably way max you
can get that yourself and if you want to split it that's cool
Well, heartbreaking day for the unemployed. I mean, I know a lot of people disparage the
commentary and the coverage here, but like, it's not just about drama. I mean, there is
definitely a real angle. There is definitely a real labor exploitation angle here. And
I keep stressing that over and over again. And it's so weird. They like a lot of y'all
just refuse to comprehend that.
What the fuck? So this is where, so he, we, we ended up taking it down. Little
dude, we know they're selling.
Yeah. No, it's not interesting. You are just invested to be honest.
Or perhaps, or perhaps, perhaps a lot of you don't realize how interesting this is for many
other people from the fascination and the drama angle and me covering this specifically from
a labor angle is probably a little bit enlightening for a lot of younger audiences that are covering
this or a younger audiences that are tapping in to specifically the drama angle and maybe
I just do what I'm doing and you shut the fuck up because I'm the streamer and you're
the watcher you know perhaps that's a that's a good way to connect the dots for you.
But his identity without letting him know and so Max in the leaving phase he we only knew
this because he left phase he got the deal Spotify they dropped phase and gave it
to match, guess how much this was for? 400 billion for five months, make it, make it
money, run up, I have to take it off the nigga, have to take it off the nigga.
Check, just so this makes sense, imagine LeBron James and the Lakers working
together, and the Lakers take all the money from a commercial with bees. Imagine
LeBron is running a Lakers jersey, so, and he's running bees. And so LeBron
and Lakers are like, okay, we'll break this all, but that, that, that.
Imagine the Lakers take all the money with brown gets nothing. What the fuck?
Yep
No, that's that's precisely what it is
There's also this as well, which is fucking crazy
Max cousin fat boy did reveals that one of the final factors about max leaving face
Was banks calling face boys after an argument call him the n-word that is fucking not an argument a crazy argument
They hang up he calls other phase numbers and says fuck this nigga
Fuck this nigga
Says fuck this nigga
That was his last straw of like oh now cuz now it's like game you overly playing and
It gets worse this nigga is called my max left. He called him like oh, bro
Why are you leaving? Why are you leaving? He'd give him all the reason he's like yo, bro
The last reason for real was you called me a nigga
You know what this response was like?
Who said that? Who said that? Who said that? What? What?
And he's like, bro, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
I know you said that shit. I know you said that shit.
He's like, bro, I was angry, da-da-da-da.
But keep it a buck, bro. That's not the reason you let phase.
Keep it a buck. Don't put that on me, bro.
You know I'm going through a lot, bro. You know I love you.
You're going through a lot. I'm going through a lot.
Don't put that on me, bro.
And that's like, you know, bro, I'm not going to expose that shit.
like, it don't matter. Like, I'm gonna take that on the channel. I don't care, bro. I'll
be the evil nigga. But who said that shit? He's like, if I did it wasn't on the racist
shit, probably. Like, what?
Who's in the n-word? He banks did, like, in a classic, quirked-up white boy who says the n-word
colloquially all the time kind of way, but it's still fucking completely unacceptable, obviously.
it's just like, you know, it's no different than it's a similar situation allegedly a similar situation
a similar situation to plays in a non alleged manner when uh when when kai sanat had had gone
through a similar thing if you fucking remember with the with the mcdonald's uh chicken big mac
with another white boy that loves liberally dropping the N word.
Yeah, it's Tav, I think, right? Aiden's former manager. And he's like homies with all those guys.
And I think he literally also works for the company as well, potentially.
I think so.
Wait, someone called Kaisen at the M word?
No way.
Yes, dude.
Do you not remember this?
This was a Kaya.
There's no more treats over there.
Get out of there.
Another free spirited dude.
Yeah.
Plagg boy Max cousin fat boy did expose face banks parks by revealing he would be two-faced and talking on Seagate's back as he heard
Everything in the car with Max
This nigga makes was calling Max in the car
Sound like yo, bro. They're just talking. No, hey, yo, this thing is silky though. He's lazy as fuck
Da da da da da. Yo, you would have thought we were gonna skip talking crazy shit
Not even knowing maximum speaker silky is right next to the next to max
talking crazy shit about the nigga.
And Miami saying this nigga's lazy,
I don't know about this nigga.
And when he comes back, yo, this is my brother,
this is my brother, ah, ah, ah.
So I guess we all faked it, nigga.
I guess we all faked his fuck.
Suki, he went everything, yo gang,
he was talking shit about him for like 10 minutes,
we were like, yo, I'm literally like, yo,
are we in a skit?
Does he know Suki's right here?
He has to.
He has to.
And Miami, and Miami chat.
Um, this nigga banks was calling max in the car
Sound like yo bro, they're just talking. No, hey, yo, this nigga silky though. He's lazy as fuck
Fade by the fat boy did reveals face banks was kicked out of face claimed by black boy max silky and the boys
But phase was sold to a group called hardscope that banks the part of meaning he's still involved with phase and fat boy
They've caused phase banks a liar
Okay, that actually this actually ties everything together because like we were talking about the the hardscope part of this equation
by
The phase members right and they want a K list to run it I
Covered it earlier today talking about hardscope which is owned by the same guy that owns draft Kings
Okay
The guy that owns draft Kings, which is one of the primary investors into the new phase
Then created a separate management company called hard scope, which I assume phase banks is still a part of
So even though phase banks or not phase banks banks sold his percentage on
He sold his his ownership percentage
In phase he I guess still had some level of control over
Some level of control over phase activities because I think they wanted to
I think they wanted to put him under contract with hard scope
Max lead
So now there's this thing called hard scope that now owns phase
Which banks have a part of so you still part of phase. What are you talking about?
Nigga's is liar as well
You still aren't part of phase. Can you own hard scope nigga? What the fuck?
Well this phase conflict reasons interpersonal when it should be frames as cosplays nobody's bitching about their balls
No, they are they're bitching about the ownership
That's entirely what it is. That's like ownership and corporate demands coming down
that are
Ownership and and corporate demands from the people that are working the people that are fucking making the content
Oh, you gotta see what I'm saying that niggas be lying, bro
Niggas is liars and then they say the same shit to them.
We need 20%.
They brought back the deal because Niggas is not having.
I guess Niggas broke.
They needed money.
So they used the same deal.
They said, we're not doing it, but now it's hard scope
and not phase doing it.
Do you all see what I'm saying?
So you are a part of phase
because you own phase still
because hard scope owns phase.
You own a percentage of hard scope.
I don't understand why this deserves so much attention, it doesn't.
I think maybe they thought that they could keep quiet on an issue with so much interest,
partially because of the non-dysparagement clauses that they might have had with all
the people, like all the content creators specifically, not thinking that there might
be, you know, assistants and managers and other people that are also involved in the
deal-making process that did not get this same, that did not get that did not get
put under the same NDAs or non-disparement clauses so they can just fucking sing about
all the things that they experience are all the things that, you know, these other content creators
experienced. Also, this isn't like, for those of you who are complaining about the commentary here,
or even any amount of focus on this, like, don't misunderstand what I'm saying. This is not like,
Like, you know, this isn't like the peak of fucking my, this isn't like the end all be
all of just like labor commentary or labor analysis.
It's just that it is an issue that a lot of people are interested in.
And I think it's good to, I think it's good to cover this from the perspective of labor
versus capital.
as opposed to simply leaving it up to the drama angle in general.
That's it.
I mean, you can just say it's like Twitch drama, but it's like some of the biggest streamers
in this fucking sphere going through a labor-related issue.
This is why we got to broaden our stream topics again in 2026.
Shout out to Toddlerfit whenever you talk about shit that isn't direct literal news.
And this is direct literal news as well.
They just, it's not about like fucking,
why do you have to defend what you wanna cover?
Isn't this your stream?
Because I have a bunch of fucking 38 year old toddlers
with incredible, incredible entitlement.
And they love back seating the fucking stream.
They love back seating the fucking stream
and they lose their shit if I'm not like,
if I'm even a little bit dialed off the normal coverage.
like they want to see like, you know, they want this to be a stream specifically designed
whatever the fuck they want to relating face to a dramatic labor politics hilarious wild
even it is true though it is literally what this is anyway I don't even want to fucking
defend this point any further if you don't want to watch you don't have to watch chatter
Jesus Christ. A lot of you just want to go, I don't care about mass.
You know, what?
They didn't want to meet you. Oh,
banks that he was going to go live today or tomorrow, but honestly,
he's better off just laying low. He's inserting himself just to get dragged.
Yeah.
I would have never guessed the level of involvement that banks had until he
he tweeted what he tweeted and then Max replied by just playing like the laughter sounds like
the laughter applause sounds and when he did that I was like wait a minute maybe it's maybe
he is more involved and he's just seeming he's just simply behaving like he's not right
And then since then, he replied back, he said Max has a big ego, all this shit.
And now Max's cousin, who worked as an assistant for Max, is revealing more details that Max
himself personally can't reveal.
Yeah, he played a lap track over it.
Yeah.
Yeah
Yeah
They're calling banks the greatest business mind of all time for eras of faiths failed millions of dollars leash
I've been not making any content of his own since 2014 a biblical collapse the last change the org had due to his insatiable greed
Nobody's doing it like Ricky banks. Oh, here we go. Oh my classic classic. Oh, yeah, my dad is a
Of course
My dad's lighting the kitchen on fire. He's whipping up a storm in there
It's crazy because like it's crazy because there is like clearly he has talent in some
ways. Clearly he has talent in like finding talent. For example, right? He does. The issue
is it doesn't just stay at that. I feel like he just wants to do more management related
things or insert himself into it in a way where it's like, or insert his own personal,
I don't know personal like goals of generating revenue into it, you know
Because I'm sure he played a role in like maybe I'm wrong
But I'm sure he played somewhat of a role in like building out the new phase talent, right?
Or maybe it was raging case on and banks played no role in it, but I
suspect that if he hadn't
I suspect that
If you hadn't done the the financial shit on the back end and didn't also
Didn't also intervene in the ways that
That boy dip is saying he intervened like he would have been it would not have no one would have fucking yelled at him, right?
Here you go King the end of an era
Yes, if only they had this if only they had this it wouldn't have been it wouldn't have been an issue
Salvo Jim
Yeah, I'm not Shay you need to get a dick, but I was not
Yep, you're calm with the guy
But she's also here son. I'm out of them. I
Don't mind you talking about this. I'm not particularly interested in this because I don't follow these creators
But I'm always up for some tea and drama
Yeah, lacy lost a shit ton of weight when you look at it
Hey, well, let's solve it was case on rain Ron and adapt that picked a new team banks
just want to streamer so you get phase on a wave of streaming bro, think about it, dude.
Why don't you join phase yet now is my opportunity chat.
Did you watch Banks' video? Yeah, I did.
Lowkey just buy it at this point? No. I will not be buying phase.
First of all, I don't have money like that.
Secondly, I don't have the skills to manage a company.
That's an entirely different set of skills.
Okay?
Even if I did have that money, why the fuck would I ever do that?
I don't know how to run a company, man.
I don't know how to run a business.
It's so funny because clearly neither does fucking banks apparently.
And we're watching what happens when someone who doesn't have the same business acumen,
who has strengths in different areas but wants to do the business side, ends up, you know,
fucking things up.
And it slowly, somewhat steadily did decline over the course of the year, again, was about
that perceived focus, and certainly this is going to be a topic that then continues in
the 2026 with people looking for that focus on costs and inflation.
What about issues like doge cuts and tariff policies?
How did that shape people's views throughout the year?
Well, yeah, early on we saw it with a lot of partisanship, and this was a story
you and I talked about throughout, right?
breaks on a lot of things. With regard to Doge's influence, you saw Republicans more
likely to say they thought it should have a lot, Democrats, not so much.
The other part of it was tariffs. As you mentioned, what we were looking at was did
people think they would raise prices in the short term? Did people think that they would
then affect prices long term? Because that was one of the administration's arguments,
right? That this was a long term play for the economy. You certainly saw a lot
people saying that and this is a snapshot from March but this continued through the year too.
You saw people saying that they thought it would increase prices and in some respects also in the
long term Republicans thought it would bring back manufacturing jobs to the U.S. but we did
low key. This is yet another fucking glaringly obvious example of having an incompetent shithead
said, mismanaging the entire country, and here are the fucking results, okay?
This is why Trump should have stayed being a reality TV star.
And he's over here being like, I'm going to run the country like a business.
I'm a business owner, yeah, with fucking seven bankruptcies, dude.
Also, look at the last headline underneath.
Trump suggests pulling licenses if networks are almost 100% negative about him.
See partisan splits on that as well.
Overall, they weren't terribly popular.
All right, let's talk about the summer.
We saw some protests over immigration policies and roundups that the President's deportation
program walk us through how that was seen.
So again, let me come back to the partisanship on this.
This is one of those places where we saw a really, really strong approval from Republicans.
This is approval, disapproval of that deportation program.
Very much lower among Democrats, split among independents.
So this was a policy Republicans really liked.
And in many ways throughout the year, Republicans told us that this was the way they were
evaluating the president, more so in many cases than on the economy.
And that stood out as a difference as well, right?
The other part of the deportation program, and it would underpin a lot of the movement
on it, such as there was, or the differences on it, I should say, is this.
When people told us that they felt like the program was deporting more people than they
had expected, they were more likely to disapprove of it.
But when they felt like it was trying to deport fewer or the same amount, they were
more likely to approve of it.
So it was how they saw it going about the program that really affected their views of
it.
And this is from the summer, but this was also throughout the year.
A few political stories in the fall that you were closely watching, of course the government
shut down some major elections also.
What did we see?
And also, how might, what some of the issues you pulled?
This is psychotic, by the way.
And yes, it 100%, it 100% shows that a big chunk of Republicans are just animals,
Okay, not all of them, but God damn.
Part of that, for the record, is because, part of that is because Trump hasn't actually
hit the areas that Republicans live in, okay?
literally it because he's been almost entirely focused on blue neighborhoods, blue areas in
general. So they don't see what it looks like when, you know, the Gestapo is running down
their neighborhoods. So they're sheltered from the impact and they can just like fantasize
about this. They can, they can continue feeling powerful in this like revenge in this revenge
fantasy that they've built for themselves. That's it. Oh no, man, they out here in my
red ass state and a few of them still dig it.
I used to be very active in North Houston, Texas right now. The locals are not supportive
at all. Yeah. It's the quickest way to flip areas, dude. It is the quickest way to
It is the quickest way to flip an area to send a bunch of these like untrained dickheads
into a crowded neighborhood and have them start harassing the fucking citizens and you will
see.
Yeah, some places are gonna, some places they'll still entertain it depending on how
How fucking hog like they are, you know, oh, they're, they're fucking up my neighbors,
you know, but when you increase the frequency, when you increase the likelihood that you're
going to encounter one of these shitheads, they, their, their approval of it goes down.
Well, about in 2025 informed 2026.
So let me reference a couple of those things.
These are from the exit polls taking the nights of those elections in California where they
passed Prop 50, a lot of folks who voted yes said that was to counter the changes they saw
Republicans making in other states.
And what that really sets up for context is this was a very nationalized sort of contest
and you saw a lot of fights throughout the year over redistricting.
We don't normally see redistricting a lot in the middle of a decade, so that was something
notable about 2025 and certainly sets up a lot of what to watch in 2026.
And then the other part, of course, the Trump administration, where they're making people
financially better off, we saw some of that.
We also saw a lot of financial concerns come out in the elections as well in November,
but this is where we ended up in December, where relatively fewer people felt like
like they were financially better off.
Yeah, Harry ended in so much better.
Let's be real, I'll be honest, like I recognize it.
Anyway, the wildest political moments of 2025,
but before we do that, and we got the Epstein stuff too,
take a look at how the Fox is spinning
the Trump approval dip.
And I think, you know, to Paul's point,
this is part of what we're seeing
from the Democratic side of the aisle.
It's a lot of cope over the fact
that they don't really have a vision.
They don't have a next generation leader who's going to step in and take the place.
And so we hear a lot about how Trump's approval ratings are cratering and blah, blah, blah.
I mean, look, yes, they're down from where they were earlier in the year.
That's to be expected.
But I think in some ways Trump is a victim of his own success and that voters expect
a lot from him because they know that he can deliver on it.
What did Ron tweeted?
What did what did a stable Ronaldo tweet?
Oh
What did he tweet he said live tomorrow 2 p.m. PST. Oh shit
Him Jason and Lacey, okay, we'll see I'll be there. I'll be fucking tuned in
That's your brother in arms in New Jersey. Yeah. All right. Let's take a look at the
wildest political moments of 2025 and I'm going to continue full day. I got to go pee.
As president, we're back. I'm glad Trump's here at the moment. It's like daddy arrived
and he's taken his belt off. I'm glad he acknowledges that I'm a good boy. I am
a good boy. They don't need to have $30. I can have three. They don't need to
to have 250 pencils.
We don't have the cards right now.
With us, you start having claims cards.
I'll break five million dollars just giving you this.
I hereby give myself one billion dollars.
I could be a stupid person to say,
oh no, we don't want a free plane.
A lot of people are saying, maybe we'd like a dictator.
I don't like a dictator.
You better comply, because otherwise
you're not getting any federal funding.
See, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Have you said thank you once?
It's somewhat voluntary, but it's also,
if you don't answer, I guess you get fired.
No, he didn't. He violated the law.
Well, technically, yeah, but he has the authority to do it.
If you're competent, it's easy.
If you're incompetent, it's impossible.
But I'm very competent.
Some of the things that I say will be incorrect.
Waaaaaah!
Waaaaaah!
Nobody was texting warplans.
Either he was lying to us on Sunday, or he's incompetent.
How's the number on your phone?
Well, if you have somebody else's contact,
and then it, and then somehow it gets sucked in.
I always say you have to learn from every experience.
People are sort of looking around thinking, wow, well, maybe I could get a chicken in my backyard.
The steak and shake has been grave or RFK in the French fries.
You can't get a glass of water.
Brother.
So much fucking winning.
You'll be saying, Mr. President, please no more winning.
Suffering from success.
I cannot believe that this is.
I mean, this doesn't even.
This doesn't even fucking.
Like this doesn't even cover a fraction of the insanity of this year.
One down three more to go if we make it that far.
It's a fucking clown show.
It's a god damn clown show and it sucks because.
It kind of feels like a lot of the clowns are still enjoying it.
Like there are far more clowns than I thought that were that are still on board at this stage.
Like there are still, I know woke 2.0, we talk about it.
We talk about how like people are pivoting and it's only going to get worse from here
on out because like the economy is not going to improve.
And as conditions worsen, more and more discontent will be realized more and more
more and more people will fucking keep yelling. But of course, like that discontent is rudderless
at this point because the Democrats are not even remotely invested in putting up a fucking
fight and guiding people in a decent direction, taking advantage of even the momentum.
And I don't know where we're at. Trump voter mass unfollows MAGA influencers. Trump voter,
why is that newsworthy? I just went on a MAGA influencer unfollow
spree and let me tell you why. The mental gymnastics required to stand by your man under these
conditions truly in my opinion is Olympic level. And I have followed some of these people for-
Bro, this is like- oh my god, are they like- you know how there was like a like a AstroTurf movement
called, uh, AstroTurf movement called like Legxit or Blagxit, Black people exiting the Democratic Party?
Like- and Candace Owens kind of did like tried to do that and obviously didn't
fucking work. Obviously it didn't work when Candace tried to do this like
Ashoturfed ass movement because you know it just was the point was like
bringing black people over to vote for the Republicans right. Here's another
testament to woke 2.0 coming back in a big way. You got why I left the right.
You got why I left the right content coming out in all of my 12 year career I have rarely
ever seen motherfuckers make why I left the right content is always the opposite is always
why I left the left.
Oh, they got two woke so they pissed me off and the money was better on the other side.
The very fact that there is a why I left the right movement happening while the left isn't
even doing anything meaningful to capture the attention of folks or to punish or to say
that they're going to punish the fucking right for doing all this fuck shit.
This is fucking crazy.
admired their movement and it's just one thing I'm not saying is a movement but
it's a good sign ability to speak I've never seen this ship before out when the
opinion was unpopular but now I'm starting to think okay they were
countering the system but not countering the system which is the
reason why many of us voted for this administration in the first place
here's some of my problems with this administration the Epstein list okay
referring to the Epstein list as the Epstein hoax after running your
entire campaign on that is a slap in the face to all of us. Do you think we are
stupid? You cannot gaslight me enough into forgetting that this admin said they
were going to release the Epstein list. Pam Bondi said it was on her desk, okay?
We are still sending billions of dollars overseas to fund foreign wars,
denying America's interest, right? We've got some problems here in the main
land. Approving PFA pesticides to be sprayed all over our fruit and vegetables. It's not limited to
your fruit and vegetables. Bro, is she leaving the right to go further right? Is that what's going on?
This is going into our soil. It's going to leak into our water supply. We are going to be
drinking it. Forever chemicals are linked to hormone disruption,
disruption, thyroid dysfunction, cancer. It's an atrocity. We're talking about making America
healthy again, PFA pesticides is crazy. Debt normalization.
I'll tell you how I what I think if she hits the Israel on 50 year mortgages,
essentially saying your kids will never own anything ever. They will never own that little plot
of land, the American dream. They're never going to own their own home. The fact that 90% of
Black Friday purchases were made using a buy now pay later like Klarna. That's also crazy.
surveillance expansion through Palantir. Think China during COVID. Yeah.
Oh my god. I mean she's cooking. That sounds extreme, doesn't it? That is how rapidly this
administration is advancing AI. They're advancing it so quickly. They had to put out a statement to
state government saying if you try to like put regulations around AI, we're coming for you too.
That is how much this federal government wants to advance AI and data centralization.
So freaking scary. And then you can't ask anything about any of this. He's not asking questions.
You were never really MAGA. You're not based, right? All this infightings caused by Candace and
Tucker. Y'all please be so serious. Don't insult our intelligence like that, right?
We might like Candace and Tucker, but they're not changing our opinions. They're just saying
what a lot of us are thinking.
Woo!
I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it.
Now imagine a world.
Imagine a world where the Democrats were saying this shit.
Imagine a world where there are Democrats who speak like I do on these issues.
Okay?
There are some but imagine like in unison the left flank party is constantly fucking railing
against these points.
What are you talking about?
What I'm talking about is the fact that Democrats want to fucking lose.
What I'm talking about is every single point that she brought up is correct.
Even like the things that you would assume is like kooky with like the pesticides and
shit.
That's not wrong.
Unimaginable amounts of debt that people are taking on,
endless fucking foreign entanglements
that we are funding and facilitating.
All of the things that Donald Trump
promised he was gonna do,
including releasing the Epstein files,
but not actually releasing the Epstein files.
Now saying it's a fucking hoax.
Being the biggest Israel dick writers of all time,
straight up.
This administration Israel has its hands shoved so far up this admin
So far up this admins ass
That they're basically moving Trump's mouth at this point and motherfuckers still on the Democratic Party side don't want to bring that up
They don't want to bring it up. It's a 80-20 issue. It's a 90-10 issue on the base for the Democrats
What the hell are we doing?
And yeah, here's Kandazal was even going taking it one step further saying no matter how hard
the GOP tries to make radical Islam happen.
The base doesn't care about it.
We are way more concerned about Israel.
You can deny reality and scream about Tucker, but the party can no longer be governed
by those who refuse to acknowledge his honest elephant in the room.
I'm just trying to spare you guys the inevitable billion dollar ISIS is coming digital
campaign.
We're in a bunch of online influencers suddenly pretend they're deeply concerned
about the threat of radical Islam, our concerns about the Middle East begin with the Israeli
occupation of DC, hope this helps.
Now, Candace Owens is running around with copies of the Talmudic Jew.
She has the biggest, she has the biggest fucking audience out of any political commentator
in the country.
She's getting like a hundred and sixty thousand live-coucure viewers tuning in every damn day when she's talking about politics
When she's talking about whatever conspiracy theories she wants to talk about and sometimes she's bringing up good points as well
this right here is
Maybe not the best point because I don't think Americans care about I think Americans do care about radical Islam because they've been
propagandized and
The correct point here that she is making which Tucker also makes a lot is that the reason as to why
America cares so much about quote-unquote radical Islam is because it actually suits
Israel's purpose. And we know that that is the case. We know that that is the case with
the likes of Tommy Robinson, for example, who is a Mossad agent in the UK, the number
one Islamophobe, total fucking fascist. And also his position is to simply shift the
attention and priorities back to Muslims over and over and over again. Same thing
in the United States of America.
We know for a fact from the Israeli government's own focus group message tests that they realize
that the Western world no longer fucks with Israel.
So what they actually have figured out is a much more a much better way to communicate
the issue is talking about radical Islam, the threat of jihadism, the threat of Islamic
jihadism, momentum Islamophobia.
Okay.
So there is truth to this commentary.
There's truth to this statement from Candace Owens once again.
But it should not be left to Candace Owens to be saying these things, okay, you need.
My brother's food is here.
Hello, Mr. Hassan, would you like to play chess on chess.com?
No.
So every year, hold on.
So what Klandis is doing here, what Klandis is doing here is actually, is correct, I mean
she's, she's popping off.
She is taking advantage of the void in the media, the void in discourse.
The reality of the matter is I can't make this point because I am Muslim, okay?
Because my name is Hassan.
There are going to be a lot of right-wingers who won't listen to me, okay?
That's just the case.
But a lot of right-wingers love hearing Candace Owens say this shit. A lot of liberals love hearing Candace Owens say this shit.
And Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens are the people who are actually presenting this position, and this position is correct.
Now at least Tucker Carlson doesn't actually lean fully into the most insane anti-semitic conspiracies, even though
if you were to ask me, I do believe he is anti-semitic. I mean, he's hired every fucking anti-semite in the book.
He's just too smart to never actually say, you know, he's too smart to never actually fully say it's the Jews
He'll just lead you down the water. Oh my god. He's falling out of my pocket. Anyway
But
For Candace for example what she's doing and the reason why I find it
distasteful the reason why I actually criticize it quite a bit
But it's because she's basically doing the Randi Fein thing, right?
The reversal of the Randi Fein thing.
Now obviously the Randi Fein thing is much more impactful.
He's a congressperson.
And also there is systematic disenfranchisement and direct systematic racism that Muslims
are subjected to, the Jews are not, okay?
So in that regard, it's almost like a roller reversal, but it's not as impactful as like
Randi Fein when he does Islamophobia.
like when someone is doing anti-black racism, it's obviously going to be different than
when someone is being anti-Semitic. There is no systematic disenfranchisement that you're
presenting as a real threat, at least for now, against Jews living in the United States
of America in contemporary society. But when she does the anti-Semitism, when she does
the anti-Semitic takes as a way to, as a way to combat the narratives, right, in her,
in her mind, she's basically doing the same shit that Randy Fine is doing, same with
Nick Fuentes, right?
Like when Nick Fuentes turns around and says, like, oh, I can't speak about the Jews in
the way that Randy Fine, who is Jewish, speaks about Muslims, how dare you?
There is fucking, there is like, that is consistent for some people, right?
The problem here is, the problem here is that everybody is being insincere, okay?
Everyone is being fucking insincere.
When they act as though, we can't see what the fuck is going on.
They act like you can just put the toothpaste bag in the tube.
They act like the Republicans, for example, can act like they can run on, hating on every
minority but then also doing DEI just for juice, okay?
That's not going to happen.
That's the establishment of Republicans trying to do that.
They're always going to lose to the Nick Fuentes of the world, okay?
Because Nick Fuentes has a more honest, more maximalist position on hating on everybody
and it's more logically consistent.
Only the white folks don't get any sort of serious hate.
We defend the white people, and everyone that we cut out of the equation as non-whites gets
the receiving end of fascism, right?
And Jews are part of that marginalized identity, and as a matter of fact, for Nick Fuentes and
many others, they also literally say, Jews are responsible, organized juries are responsible
for this kind of fucking wokeness, you know, the Frankfurt school style narratives that
Nazis also leaned into, that Jews created wokeness.
They invented wokeness to destabilize and destroy the west and try to combat white supremacy,
which is supreme, which is the established fact.
That's their attitude, right?
And they did mass migration, they did the great replacement, all this stuff.
Problem is, those are also incredibly damaging ideas.
They're not just like silly conspiracy theories.
These are conspiracy theories that have turned into very real positions and movement
builders in the past that have come really fucking dangerous, really dominant, really
deadly. So in an effort to fight back against this, you have to present a logical statement.
You have to say, look, man, Jews are not responsible for all the fucking issues that you're experiencing.
And that, you know, there is no, like, organized jury that is dominating your life. But in
In that regard, when I say stuff like that, there's two problems.
One, I'm Muslim, so people don't really give a shit about what I have to say about Islamophobia.
In general, they go, shut the fuck up, you're a dirty sand guy, and you're just defending
your Islamist fundamentalist.
I've heard every fucking insane statement in the books.
I mean, they say that to Ihan Omar, too.
Ihan Omar is a, I didn't want to say the actual thing that they say with the
sand.
Whatever.
Like pro-trans, right?
But they'll say like she's a fucking fundamentalist, she's barbaric, she's backwards, right?
Which is crazy.
It's like she's woker than 99.9% of congresspersons.
But because she was a hijab and she's Somali and she's black and she's Muslim, they literally
will get away with claiming that she's actually backwards and barbaric.
It's fucking nuts.
But in any case, that's the one issue that I run into, given my background.
People don't listen to me on this issue.
That's why so many people who agree with me on the policies now will still run around and
call me a fucking terrorist over and over again and their audiences don't think twice
about this.
But then the other, the other problem is, and this is something that I tried to broach
with Van Lathen as well, I'm sorry, okay?
It brings me no pleasure to say this, but the reality of the matter is a lot of Jewish
advocacy groups unironically wear that shit on their chest.
So what do you expect people to fucking think?
If you have a million different Jewish organizations that are like, you know, Jewish national fund,
Jewish this, Jewish that, running around being like, Israel is the most consequential thing.
Shut the fuck up.
You better not talk about Israel.
Oh my God.
This Jewish director, Jonathan Glazier, actually criticizes Israel.
He's an anti-Semite.
We must actually never give him a job again.
Oh my God.
A bunch of people in Hollywood, including many Jews in Hollywood that are demanding
to boycott Israel.
How about those guys never get a job ever again?
What do you think is gonna happen when people see that shit?
You can't fucking wear this shit on your chest, non-fucking stop, and then assume that a bunch
of goyim, right, a bunch of cornbread white boys are not gonna fucking hear that, see
that, and tie that back to what they've heard already about how there are so many
Jews in positions of power within finance, within the government, within Hollywood,
and then they tie all of that shit back together and they go, okay, maybe Jews
control the fucking media and maybe America is actually zog and then we have to sit there
and talk about how damaging it is to run along with these sort of fucking narratives that
only causes people to double down.
Okay, that only causes people to fucking double down they go oh here we go again there's
people dying we you can't even say people shouldn't die and and what what is actually
an issue of much more significance in Western media is the fucking feelings of a bunch
of pro-Israel students in Columbia campus, where they're acting like there's pogroms
taking place.
Meanwhile, there's our actual fucking holocaust taking place, and we can see it with our own
two fucking eyes, and everybody wants me to give a shit about some of the wealthiest
fucking students of all time who are running around with Israel flags and trying to defend
the genocide publicly and getting pushed back in many circumstances from Jewish anti-Zionists
themselves.
ridiculous, right? It's ridiculous. What the fuck do you think is going to happen? So yeah,
the reality of the matter is, it's almost impossible to fucking push back against this stuff, because
on the one hand, what I'm saying, right, what I'm saying is no is entirely different
than what can is always the same. What I'm saying, and what can is or sorry, what I'm
I'm saying it's entirely different than what Candace Owens is saying.
However, what Candace Owens is saying and what Nick Fuentes is saying is identical to what
Jake Tapper is saying.
All Jews care about is Israel.
That's what they are united on.
So if 90% of the media is consistently dialing in this narrative over and over again that
Jews care about Israel, Jews care about Israel.
All Jews care about is Israel.
If you speak out against Israel, then you hate Jews.
Every Jew is a Zionist.
you the very encounters of sign is over and over and over and over again both
vocally and also from the anti-voke perspective
then yeah it's not gonna fucking it's it's going to be an abject failure oh
come on come on come on don't ban that guy that guy had a really good point
where is it bear ask you need to review reality TV or something that's
That's how anyone of substance is ever going to take you seriously. First comment. Yeah.
Look at the big brain on this guy. This stream is a shit show. By the way, GG. Why does it
offend your sensibilities? Does it fucking offend your sensibilities? Are you sad? Is
that what it is? Oh, no. Oh, no. I don't like hearing things that make me question
my preestablished biases. No, here we go again, honey. Time for chatters, feelings.
Okay, let's hear it from the chatters.
I'm offended.
Anyway, yeah, here's also Tucker Carlson
putting up LeBron numbers on this.
People say they did a poll during Amphis,
or I guess it was after Amphis,
and they asked the audience what they considered
to be the greatest threat to America.
And they did put radical Islam at number one.
I'm wondering where you think those sentiments
are coming from.
I mean, I've heard you say before
that this is an op and that we all know which foreign government is actually coming from.
Which government is it and can you explain how that operation works, how is it, you know,
kind of leading to those?
The Israeli government and it's many defenders and informal employees in the United States,
of course.
And I guess I would just say if that was actually, I mean, I don't know how many,
respond to the poll, I don't know who answered that.
Tucker Carlson if he runs will win 100% of the air of vote will win 100% of the vote from any any number of different diasporas that come from like
The region the third world in general
Like no one will be able to
It's crazy
But, you know, I believe in measuring reality a little more purely and, you know, I don't
know anyone in the United States in the last 24 years who's been killed by radical Islam.
You know, I know a lot of people who have killed themselves a lot.
I know people who died at drug addies more than a few.
And if you think of jobs, none of the boys in my daughter's class, I think of jobs.
None of those white boys can get jobs.
They're being destroyed, you know, by a federal and video games important.
Like I see millions of Americans being destroyed and none of it is at the hands of radical Islam.
Israel is danger than only fans.
It's not even close.
You want to know some crazy.
To the uninitiated, you read this as a guy who's being socially conservative.
To the real ball knowers, this is exactly how Tucker Carlson bakes in the same exact commentary that Nick Fuentes would without ever naming the Jew.
Okay?
Now there is no issue with saying like, oh, people's brains are being poisoned by drugs.
Or, it's a very basic conservative position that pornography is bad, and it's actually warping the consciousness of the average American child, and I think, unfortunately, it's a very popular position, especially even amongst the youth now.
But there's a reason why he's bringing up only fans, because the reason why he's bringing up only fans is not because of only fans' popularity.
The reason why he brings up only fans is to say it's not radical Islam that's harming Americans. It's actually the pornographers like only fans, only fans famously owned by a Jewish guy who donates quite heavily to the IDF.
You understand? So Tucker, when called in the question, or donuts to Apex, sorry, maybe not the idea.
Tucker, when called in the question can just be like, oh, you're being ridiculous. Of course, I'm not mentioning that.
I've always had a long career, I've always had a long career of criticizing pornography.
Okay.
But what he's actually doing in this moment is not being critical of pornography.
What he's doing in this moment is saying like Americans haven't been harmed by Muslims in quite a while.
They've been harmed by Jews.
Jews are doing pornography.
Jews are warping the consciousness.
It is expert level.
It is expert level anti semitism.
You hate when people put words in your mouth that you do so much.
What would you ever convert to Judaism?
So fuck.
Shatter.
Chatter, who asked me if I would ever convert the Judaism, also thinks that Tucker Carlson
is not implying Jews when he talks about only fans, I kind of feel like you're just virtue
signaling a little bit about this whole Tucker Carlson situation, no?
No, he's not even falling for the Tucker bit.
He knows exactly what Tucker Carlson is signaling.
He's also not so subtly implying that I'm compromised by the Jews and would convert
to Judaism. Okay, he knows exactly how the Nazi rats operate because he is one.
Yep, you're a Jew lover.
That's what he's saying.
I
Didn't question are you sure Tucker is doing that I think I've asked for people didn't know only fans was owned by Jewish person brother
Apps of fucking Lutely
Yeah, let me convert the Judaism dude like that's gonna fucking that like that's gonna get the ADL off my ass
So, yeah, who's doing that, not radical Islam doing that?
Is it the hands of radical Islam?
Is radical Islam your danger than only fans?
It's not even close.
Turning some huge percentage of American women
into prostitutes?
That's not radical Islam doing that, actually.
So anyone who believes that lie, I've been sorry for,
but it doesn't reflect the lived reality of anyone
I've ever met in the United States.
And I observe this for a living, because I mean, I'm
right, but it means I'm not a casual observer.
I'm a close observer, because that's my job.
And I just think that that's insane and it would be yet another
triumph of propaganda and theory over reality.
So you tell people, I mean, this is the whole game.
This is how, you know, the United States has somehow tied itself to the anchor of Gaza.
Like, why are we responsible?
Dude, for the record.
The reality of the matter is I don't care for his assessment, regardless.
Okay, I'm just simply giving I'm putting you on game. He's not just taking an anti-poorner out here
Which is classic social conservatism. He's also kind of tying it back to Jews without ever saying it
He's saying radical Islam didn't make you that didn't convert you to become a pornographer in the way that only fans did
But it's basically like a like a higher level dog whistle that you're if you're tuned in to Tucker
you know and as someone who has watched a fuck ton of Tucker Carlson I know exactly what he's doing here
okay he will just never say Jews he will never imply Jews he will never
come near the implication of saying Jews it's just for the real ball knowers out there okay
but I don't even agree with the assessment uh outside of uh even if he wasn't being anti-semitic
I still wouldn't agree with the assessment, because like, he just fucking, he's relegating
it back to social conservatism. You can just keep it at what kind of fucking danger those
radical Islam present in the United States of America. You have to be a real dumbass
to believe that. And the only reason why many people do believe that is because Israel
keeps farming it over and over again.
for BP's mass murder, what we are now, partly because so many Americans have been told over
and over and over, like your destiny is intertwined with Israel, Israel's the most important ally.
There is no sense in which Israel is an important ally. It's not even an ally. It's a liability.
But people have been told that again and again and again. I'm an anti-Semite. I was,
by the way, I got the award of anti-semitic the year, two days after I gave a speech
saying anti-Semitism was immoral. So what does that tell you? It tells you that the people
creating a propaganda and disseminating a zero interest in the reality of any question.
Of course, propagandists never care what the truth is. They're merely convinced, probably
with some evidence, that if you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it.
I don't know what to do about that. That's always been true. I don't lose a lot of
sleep over it. But if you've convinced a bunch of kids who literally can't get jobs and buy
houses or find wives or husbands, you know, whose parents are divorced to, you know, think
a lot, I mean, as a student of empire, he's not wrong, but Israel being a liability guy.
I hate when snakes use correct information to push white supremacy. That's why he's
dangerous and no ally ever. I don't even agree with that. I think Israel is a fucking
ally still from the position of empire like a lot of people a lot of people
think like oh they take this attitude where it's like well the Iraq war was
really bad for America it's like no the fuck it wasn't there's never been a
moment where we've ever done something in terms of foreign policy that was
good for America that's not a part of the conversation it's what Americans
Which Americans? Okay? For capital owners the Iraq war was fucking fantastic. Okay?
When people say Israel is a liability they're bringing us into all these fucking wars. It's like,
yeah, yeah, regular ass Americans that shit sucks. Shit sucks for regular Americans.
But you know what it's good for? Capital owners, the military industrial complex, people who profit
off of death and destruction. That's it. So yeah, technically Israel is a bad ally,
but it's not a bad ally from the point of empire. It certainly ends up reaching and taking a lot
more than it gives back. And that's frustrating. I think it's embarrassing for Americans. For
old school WASP nationalists like Tucker Carlson cut from a good cloth. It's embarrassing to
be humiliated by Jewish donors like this. 100%. That's what it is. That's how we seize it.
That's how I think a lot of, let's say, white nationalists or maybe white nationalists of
a different variety of neo-Nazis, that's how they see it.
They want Israel here in America, some of them do.
But they hate how fucking embarrassing it is that this glorious nation, the number one
nation on the planet, a nation for prosperity, for those who work hard, strong men, builders
that comprise the foundation of this beautiful country that has dominated all around the
globe and is built so much prosperity everywhere, is now being dominated embarrassingly by
by our own vassal, by our own vassal that would not exist if it wasn't for the 300 billion
fucking dollars that we gave them for the last 80 fucking years, the vassal that was
handed over to us by the other superpower that we also took over, that we took ownership
over the British. The Sun never set on the British Empire and now they are our
vassal as well. That's how domineering of a force we are and that fucking force is
being humiliated in broad fucking daylight by our own vassal that constantly
demands more and gives us nothing in return. God I could be such a good
propaganda is on the right you have no idea holy shit
there's a good propagandist has to say the truth and especially if you say the
truth about an issue that other people don't want to say oh my lord you will
fucking you will be seen as as a legend
but that's the reality it's just that's what it is they want to do
Israel here in America, but for whites, who knows what that means, right? But they also on top of that
want to change this dynamic. They want to stop being run by people who put Israel first.
Our Middle Eastern policy is entirely dominated by Israel. That's it. It's entirely dominated by
by people who do put Israel first, in many instances.
And it doesn't matter if they're Jewish or not,
there's plenty more often than not,
they're not even Jewish, they're fucking wasps, right?
And I think that's also kind of an ugly humiliation
for someone like Tucker.
Again, Tucker's dad was in the CIA, right?
He considers himself a legacy American.
And now he sees other people who are also supposed
be legacy Americans just like him that was responsible for this big beautiful nation
that dominated the team, the barbarians, the indigenous population and endlessly expanded
all the way to the West coast and made something of this country that then turned around and
defeated the Nazis, which maybe Tucker doesn't think was too good of an idea. Maybe we fought
the wrong side from Tucker's perspective. Who knows. I'm not going to get into that.
right? But it's been less like massive cultural force dominating the globe. And then this
country, the wealthiest national planet is basically captive to the interests of a tiny
group of people that just get to dictate whatever the fuck we do in the Middle East.
He's going to be pissed off. It's humiliating. My perspective is different than Tucker's,
Obviously
I think we let
The the Zionist advocacy groups do whatever the fuck they want
because
the very same individuals
That are doing this domination at the behest of capital
Love when is real destabilized shit
Okay
Why you like that put 100k on with side tuggers on 100% on in world war two and then ask him so you lose money
No, he'll fucking say he was on the side of America. Are you stupid?
I was saying like I wonder what his real perspective might be and maybe it is actually on the side of American domination
But my point is I
Think we let Israel do it because we liked it Israel's doing it
You get it
because we enjoy, we enjoy that Israel is this destabilizing factor. I don't know,
it feels like at this point Israel gets in the way of further integrating capital
markets between the US and Middle Eastern countries. No, they do not. And the
reason why is because the Arab countries, the Gulf countries are led by, I'm sorry
to say this, servile dogs in the same way that Turkey is. Okay? And unlike
Turkey they actually have more power if they chose to push back. Oh
Dude
Turkey doesn't have the same level of fucking power to push back the Gulf countries do at least they have fucking oil
They got OPEC they got oil, but they don't want it
So for that reason it's not it's not
Ruinning the relationship at all. It's not really serving his purpose of keeping countries in line when they're perfectly willing to do so on their own
now that transition took a long time, but at least since the 2000s is not serving its purpose.
The job was to keep Middle Eastern states in line, but since that partnership ramped up in the 70s,
the mission is complete. The consequential air partners are applying and the elites are in
line with U.S. capital interests. I can't imagine the Gulf states, for instance, would
change their tune if Israel didn't exist. They probably would integrate even further with the U.S.
No. No, I think Israel still plays a big role here. And the role it plays is
is, you have to remember, why is Europe never going to fucking trust Chinese, the Chinese
government?
The Ashkenazi Jew led, the Israeli government is white, Arabs are not, they're Muslim.
Regardless of how much these guys fucking chirp.
Regardless of how much these guys fucking chirp
about Jews not being white,
they literally do think, you know, Jews are white.
That's it.
They think Jews are European.
I mean, they are.
It's Euro supremacy in some ways.
Otherwise, Turkey's right there.
You can use Turkey as a much more valuable source.
Also, yeah, Egypt is always one revolt away from not being aligned to the U.S. anymore.
That too.
There's always one revolt away from not being aligned to the U.S. anymore that too.
No matter how much you trust the golf partnerships,
there's a limit to how much you can trust
the golf partnerships.
You need some European blood in there.
Wait what I know you don't feel this way but you're framing Israel some independent colonizing force that's stringing along the west when it's just not wait what
No, I'm saying that's the that's the main difference that I have was someone like Tucker Carlson
You misunderstood me I was saying this is Tucker's position and I went into it and I'm saying I am actually in disagreement with Tucker's position because I think that
Israel serves a major purpose as a vassal state, but because Israel serves this major purpose as a vassal state, it gets to fucking dominate American politics.
It gets to do whatever the fuck it wants. It gets to set up all the advocacy groups. It gets to make a big fuss about people criticizing Israel, saying it's fucking anti-Semitic.
It gets to it gets to operate
Carp Blanche inside of US boundaries.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about last part. Wait, what?
I'm sorry. Do you really are you really going to fucking tell me that Barry was actually won her position?
It's not Israel dominating American politics, but America is just Israel but 150 years earlier.
Wait, no, you're misunderstanding my point. Dude, dude, I'm sorry, but if you think that
there isn't like, if you think that the only, the only advocacy that Americans seem to,
to genuinely tune into and get scared about when we are a very reactionary country, especially
now is anti-Semitism, which has been incredibly cynically deployed against people who are
not anti-Semitic, but simply anti-Israel for the last two years.
You haven't really been paying a close attention.
I talk about this all the time.
The only reason why anti-Semitism is weaponized or even has any sort of significance in American
political discourses, because Israel and pro-Israeli groups have been able to so successfully
stop any kind of fucking conversation around this world by simply saying anti-Semitism,
anti-Semitism, anti-Semitism. Why is there no such care or consideration for anti-blackness
in this country? Why is there no such care or consideration for Islamophobia in this
country? As a matter of fact, it's the exact opposite for Muslims, right? Why is it that
there is no care or consideration for stopping Asian hate or whatever? Because there is
no fucking vassal state that is identifying as the Asian state that is the only Asian
state in the world or whatever, right? Like if Taiwan was the only fucking Asian country in this
region surrounded by non-Asian people, then yeah, you would have a similar stop Asian hate
campaign that actually had the same level of institutional stigma that anti-Semitism has.
My point is none of these motherfuckers give a shit about anti-Semitism, okay? And it's very
obvious that the only reason why it is presented as such is because anti-Semitism is most commonly
deployed as a as a weapon to stop people from speaking out against Israel.
And yes, of course, there's plenty of people in the Imperial Corps that fucking support it. I mean,
look at the Christian evangelical movement. What are we talking about? But I don't even think the
Christian evangelical movement is doing. The Christian evangelical movement is doing this whole
song and dance about mass suppression of voices you know what I mean but my point
is if Israel wasn't so profoundly beneficial for American Empire they
wouldn't get to do this
I think ultimately they saw apartheid South Africa fall apart and they really
really really pushed. They saw the failures of our South Africa, which they were closely
aligned with and they were like we got to get our shit in order. We got to make sure
that this never happens to us.
Yeah, Paul of Rhodesia,
apartheid South Africa,
all gone.
I wonder which project those countries resembled the most out of
of, you know, all of our allies. What is the reasoning behind Israel recognizing Somalia
And I don't fucking know. I mean, it's just for America, I suspect, probably a fuck you to actually, I was probably not even for America. It's probably a fuck you to the other regional allies of America that have their own interests like Turkey with Somalia.
So that they can tactically undermine whatever geopolitical goals that like other regional countries have in the continent.
And also to dominate from the other side, control over the Red Sea directly.
Yeah, it's a counter to Houthi threat, you know, that kind of thing, the only fans who
video games all day. If you've convinced them that radical Islam is the number one problem,
you are the most effective propagandist in history. I mean, that's an unbelievable feat.
I haven't seen the poll. I'm taking your word for it. And again, I don't know how many people
responded to it. But that is deranged. And by the way, if you think radical Islam is the
threat, the flame it is, I'm hardly endorsing it. I'm opposed to it. I'm against radical
anything. I'm the most temperamentally moderate person. I'm a 15-56 year old wasp dude. I'm
like, I'm moderate okay? Yeah. But I just don't like lying. But if you sincerely believe
radical Islam is the greatest threat then why won't, why aren't they asking the government,
why isn't Ben Shapiro asking the government to fully classify the non-11 files? Right.
I don't know what that is, any sense of what it might be. Seriously, if you really
think right as long as that greater threat tell me why you're hiding basic facts about
9 11 and the answer is of course it's not what they told us once that's crazy God he's so
good he's Protestant I would have thought he's Catholic no dude that's why I said he's
like the OG stock American dude what are you talking about yeah bro he hit only fans
in 9-11 he's saying who's more dangerous to America radical Islam which didn't do
9-11 but radical Jews who did 9-11 just like you know radical Jews who are
doing only fans if you can't fucking pick up what he's putting down you
inevitably will when the time comes and he actually does say it when it's like
allowed when it's allowed to be openly said but that's what he's doing
and he's such a good fucking propagandist for this reason because
he basically presents it as like he presents it as this thing that's like obviously come
in place I mean what what's going on he never says it's the Jews right
But, in any case, he does believe in great replacement, oh yes, but once again, he does
not say the great replacement is by Jews either, like he won't say that, but yeah, both Tucker
and Candace are actually positioning themselves as defending Islam, which, you know, there
is a lot of fucking Islamophobia in this country. I'm sorry. You are never going to win a Muslim
vote ever again. That's it. If you if you run around, if you run around consistently
defending Israel and also beef up Islamophobic narratives, never actually talk about Islamophobia,
and you only consistently, when Islamophobia is happening at the systematic level, right,
in a way where anti-Semitism is not, okay, at least not for the time being,
I always qualify, it might change things, it might change in the future.
But the point I'm making is, when you don't do that, when you don't ever like speak out
against Islamophobia as like supposedly the progressive left, the liberals, right, you let
it foment and maybe even lean into it like Kirsten Gillibrand did, right?
And simultaneously always talk about anti-Semitism, anti-Semitism, anti-Semitism, anti-Semitism.
people that would have watched along from other marginalized backgrounds to will go the fuck
do you mean anti-Semitism like I'm thinking of like like Latino people black and brown people
right people that are victim to systematic racism with regular fucking frequency constantly
hearing people chirp about white people Jewish white people over and over again that's what
dominates the fucking media
Anyone who fucking leans into this shit is unironically going to fucking win favors with those guys too
Even if they're objectively races and Tucker Carlson at least despite being a wasp supremacist
Muslims are one percent of the population can't they just chalk it up to a loss brother first of all
That is clearly an important demographic in places like michigan. That's number one number two. It's not just Muslims
Do you not understand?
When you say, fuck Israel, Israel's dominating American politics, you're actually capturing a very diverse coalition of voters' interests.
That's number one. Many of which are in the fucking throes of the Democratic Party, many of which are actually pro-Democratic Party, or at least in the coalition that is most likely to vote for Democrats.
But then also on top of that when you turn around and say stuff like why would you know the media is constantly talking about
um the the
Harm that is falling against jewish people the media is constantly matching up anti-semitism
matching constantly talking about anti-semitism
When no black and brown people are getting fucking dominated when they're having a hard time making ends meet and and they are victim to
Systematic racism which Tucker's never gonna say that obviously, but like but the reality is
I'm saying that I don't know why I'm doing Tucker voice
But when when the media is constantly fucking talking about anti-semitism as a primary driver of the conversation
Instead of talking about like what Israel is doing for example and how Israel is intervening in domestic affairs for example, right?
And then on top of that you're from a black or brown background. You hear that over and over and over and over again
Okay
Yeah, you're gonna lose every non-Jewish minority and then think you can still win
That's it.
That's it.
Do you have any idea what you're on about?
Do you just parrot others?
Small goner 129? Yeah.
Yeah, I like that at a time when,
Tucker Carlson for his entire political career defended Israel over and over again, okay?
I was anti-Israel for the last fucking 12 years openly as a part of my commentary in my professional media career.
Motherfuckers still have the audacity to come in here and be like, you're parroting someone.
Before Nick Fuentes even knew what the fuck Israel was, I was anti-Zionist, okay?
Before he developed consciousness, I was fucking anti-Zionist on camera.
That's why I get so fucking annoyed when motherfuckers who learned about Israel last year come here and try to tell me that I don't know how to be anti-Israel or some shit. Get the fuck out of here.
I was on his parody chat, yeah.
Anyway.
anywhere. We're here. This is why we need a socialist party, not the democratic party.
They cannot save us. It's sure some cool numbers from the economist Trump's net approval
is minus 17% compared to Biden's minus 10% at the same time into his term, Trump's net
approval on inflation and prices is minus 30% compared to plus 5% when he took over. And
inflation slash prices is the number one issue among both Dems and Republicans.
And now my spin, Dems better have a concrete solution to the inflation slash price problem
at the midterms. And with apologies to my neoliberal friends, revealing Trump's tariffs
can't be the kernel of the idea. Neither can deregulation, aka abundance, which
doesn't also appeal to liberals. Which also doesn't appeal to liberals. If I could write
the script, it would be attacking concentrations of economic power, aka fighting the oligarchs.
Good luck. They won't, though. That's not going to happen. A white as official told me
is JD Marco Jared, Steve Suzy, Netanyahu's lost them. The only one left is the president
who still likes him, but even Trump wants to see the Gaza deal moving faster than
it is now. Oh, wow. Sure. Yeah. The biggest Israel Dick riding president and Israel Dick
riding doesn't end there. Okay. The Israel Dick riding doesn't end with just Israel.
There's also an element of Israel Dick riding with the Epstein stuff too. Okay. The new
wave of right wing anti Zionism because they discovered Israel on October 7 is like
the Islamophobia from people who discovered Islam on September 11th. A little bit. Luckily
there's some people like myself that have been doing this and many others that have been
doing this for many, many years who have tried to, tried to be like a, like a decent landing
pad. Bro is consistent. Yeah. I mean, this doesn't even show the full scope of things.
Now there's way way older videos in from 2021.
Even on my own page.
They've been killing them nonstop and no one hears anymore because that orange dip should set peas in the Middle East. Yeah
Books nice DLC King. No, well, we're gonna do
Socialism is in a second but before it ends it happens
It's what happens in that happening that I'm here to uncover
Hop on board folks
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Hindenburg went down, uh, again, Joe Biden gave a farewell speech mumbling some shit
about a US oligarch here, some new press who launched a meme coin.
McDonald's ended its DEI programs, Amazon ended its DEI programs, Metta ended its
DEI program.
Yeah, big fucking DEI, the death of DEI, dude.
Laura Loomer tweeted about you, but deleted.
Wait, for real? I just ate dog food?
Is human gra- Oh, you're fucking with me, because I had the little donut.
Yeah, Laura Loomer did eat actual dog food.
I took a little bite out of a fucking donut.
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Wildfires in LA playing crash and DC deep-seek today. I and everyone freaks the fuck out
I'm sorry do a little tariff and the Mavericks committed white genocide birds got the flu and
I'm sorry do a little tariff and the Mavericks committed white genocide
Huh?
Also Israel also Miriam Adelson. I'm just saying it
I'm just saying it
Fucking Miriam Adelson
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Take over Gaza and that he's finally going to be the one to end the carried interest loop all this time the electric car
Company named after Mika Tesla filed for bankruptcy Amazon surpassed Walmart and Revenue for the first time and they bought James Bond from the
Broccoli family bling bling Nike and Kim Kardashian are totally hooking up. Well. Yay used a supermulti-to-sell swastika t-shirts
Elon asks government employees what they're doing for I forgot about that. That was so crazy
What was bro on dude? I
I mean the way things are going in American culture he kind of was a fucking visionary
in that front too like not just not just awesome like I mean he barely was anti-Israel he was
mostly fucking anti-Semitic and pro-Hitler but he nitrous oxite true he was on nitrous
he really was breaking the boundaries ahead of time he was just too early to the game
He was on nothing? That's the problem?
Work and female government employees, what they're doing after.
Also while providing a bunch of government agencies
and laying off a bunch of workers and beating with Sam Altman
and trying and failing to buy open AI.
Pepsi bought Poppy.
A man won $50 million the old fashioned way.
Suiting Starbucks after getting burnt by his team.
The company finally landed on the moon.
Canada, I like to be a new head Canadian.
Consumers were sad about the economy, but cheer up guys, a company landed on the moon.
BlackRock bought parts of the Panama Canal.
The military runs on a group chat.
A Saudi Arabian company bought Pokemon Go.
Open AI chips were melted by rampant studio gibbification.
You could buy your DoorDash now and pay for it later.
Hooters filed for bankruptcy.
3,000 billionaires!
Cory Booker spoke for 25 hours straight, beating a record set by my wife.
Heh.
Eric Adams officially did nothing wrong.
Liberation Day.
Time to freak out.
Kevin Bacon said it sucked to lose money to Bernie Madoff.
Weight Watchers went bankrupt.
The judge said Google isn't advertising the monopoly.
Trump started beefing with all the schools that rejected you.
Katie Perry went to space.
Stephen A. Smith started talking about running for president.
And so the Pope died.
Chipotle wants to expand to Mexico.
Sam, all of it.
The Pope didn't die.
Pope was killed by Judy Vane so allegedly.
Max formerly Max.
An Italian businessman got kidnapped and held the chainsaw points that he would give up his
crypto password.
Trump gold card.
College athletes can start making bank.
Mid-AI employees can start making bank.
With plans to revolutionize their products, Apple instead chose to come out with something
called liquid glass.
Trump and the Army invited everyone to their humid birthday parade.
Ice in LA.
Trump gold share.
Kraft-Tynes removed artificial dye from products like Jell-O, and I am wondering what other
ingredients there were.
The U.S. Bomber on a nuclear site.
Oklahoma City won the basketball championship with the help of a Canadian man.
Finally, someone had a tasteful, low-key Italian weddock.
Paramount pay Trump for a 60-minute lawsuit?
Oh, look at these two.
Foot fetishers wept.
You can Venmo the government if you want.
Trump and J-PAL hard hats best.
Skydance acquired Paramount, marking the biggest media deal of the year.
The Viral T app came out, where all the ladies could get the T on the men that they'd been seeing.
until hackers dumped all the websites data out in public and probably bought us another decade until the gender wars.
Hospitals struggled after getting bought out by P.E.
Huh?
Or so I'm told.
I was too busy watching Figma's rockin' stock price.
The weak jobs report came one guy weaker after Trump fired the BLS boss.
RFK cuts mRNA vaccine contracts.
Some people might still be paying for last year's Coachella.
Players went bankrupt.
The National Guard went to D.C.
A lot of people aren't boozing.
Americans have another constitutional right stripped from us, and we're asked to not bet on the Little League World Series.
The White House took a $10 billion stake in intel.
Cracker barrel white genocide.
Spirit Airlines went bankrupt.
Trump crypto money up big time.
Kraft Heinz is splitting in half, just like that baby in the Bible.
The US developed a concerning fetish for bombing boats.
Gold prices up big time.
Klarna IPO.
Charlie Kirk died.
Larry Ellison, richest person for a little bit.
Kimmel Offair.
Government shutdown.
Right-Aid shutdown.
AI Circle Jerk.
AI Layoffs.
A.I. Friend. Lover heist.
Amazon outage.
Betting scandals.
G.F.U. Morgan building.
Pre-cut.
Castle, dead and car repos went up.
G.G.A.6 got delayed again.
Peel-bet-a-hundred-mil in the New York City election.
And this guy won.
Which isn't surprising.
He's clearly best friends with the president.
Elon secured a trillion dollar bag.
The big short guy is now a big sub-stack guy.
And Meta isn't a monopoly apparently.
Private credit?
Cracked.
Doge?
Dead.
The penny?
Dead.
The lowly soybean?
Trapped in the crossfire of the U.S.-China trade wars.
Epstein photo dump.
When you put it like that,
kind of a shit year, huh?
Coin bombs, opening A.I.G.O.'s code-wreck, Zuckerberg puts the brakes on the metaverse,
how she partnered with the news, Netflix makes Warner bros their Warner bitches.
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, an American Secretary of Attention,
Katy Perry got linked up.
Flop, Australia bans Instagram and other social media for children under 16.
World Dart Championship!
That robot vacuum company sucks!
Trump sued the BBC for $10 billion,
and it's battle of the kevins for the next fed chair!
Trolling these last 12 months...
Bro...
And the end of the year brought us the disbainment of phase.
Only a month, not even an entire month after phase 1,
orga the year.
So much shit happened dude.
I've been a year and it's been an honor to have reported alongside you throughout.
So for the good of you, me and work, I'm dead to me.
Dude
American Center of Humiliation year one now we're in the I
Think we're already in the American Center of Humiliation. We've been in it, but I
Think it's eventually going to become
Impossible to deny and then it's over like empires
Back in the day
Empires took 200 years to decline and like fully, fully die. Like the Roman Empire took like even longer than that, right?
It's gotten far, far faster for major empires to fall apart because of the internet,
And because of the internet, you're not like information isn't traveling.
The information isn't traveling by horse anymore, it's not traveling by ships, it's traveling
in real time.
So when certain parts of the empire is unstable, when many, when all of these empires inevitably
over leverage and overextend and find themselves in an impossible situation
where they're holding out to every aspect and edges start chipping away. The
speed of the collapse is greatly improved.
I
Don't think that
Like I don't I don't think that the American Empire when it's falling
Flasher made a brief timeline for new viewer source. Tell me you think one is being considered for the next phase clan owner
Brief timeline of face clan owners over the years run by a guy who slept with a 70 year old that a guy who broke up the
W world record for Adderall consumption gave control to an insane Norwegian scammer who put an IDF loving maniac and charges
Sold to a draft Kings overlord phase up man. I
Don't even know who half of these people are but that's crazy. I do know the Israel lover guy
What is it Lee Kern or something right?
Case on left phase clan
This one really hurts. I've bled phase of the core and I'm proud of what I did and what we accomplished. I'm really sad to come to this, but and I have nothing regretted to I will continue to run and grow phase eSports program as it is a different entity.
entity.
Sasha, what do you think about the phase up, phase down situation?
I feel like it would be all over this.
Yeah, rage left too.
We used to phase up all the time throughout throughout all the highs and lows, you know.
I guess face slasher is not going to be a reality the zoomers don't talk to the
press. You and the Moz we get
together hate America and phase
up. Yeah. Wait, how did you
know? Were you part of the
secret mod meetings where we
were hating on America and
phasing up?
I've heard a lot of people asking about socialism is not me though. It's other people. I don't
know them. All right. Hold on. Hold on.
Many people. Many people are asking about socialism. Put the
hijab on. Put the whole suit on. I'm not putting the whole
suit on. Okay, calm down. This is good enough. This is good enough. Please son, I need my
stair master or else I'll die. Okay, well, you're probably dying then. I'm claiming there
There is no sign up and socialism is a Psyop.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, socialism is back.
Okay, it's back.
I got my malpin on.
Once again, and socialism is back, folks.
Socialism is back.
Please bro, I'm poor.
Well, sorry.
I did it yesterday
And we will continue doing it today.
I'm going to get to some of the must haves.
And we're going to go through people's social credit
to see if they are good boys and girls or good boys,
good MBs or bad MBs.
even though there's no such thing.
And I'm gonna make a decision on whether or not
you are worthy of getting your Amazon wishlist.
Now, of course, the way we do it,
we have a big old Google form, a Google document.
New submission form, please.
That's crazy.
I didn't get my submission in time,
Sajj, new submission form, please.
That's insane.
Because there are 2,056 and we had the submissions open for almost an entire month.
Okay?
You had, you know, or not an entire month, but, you know, for two weeks.
And that is crazy that you are demanding a new one.
Okay?
Automatically bad chatter.
to be fair. You never said shit about it. Okay. And yet clearly thousands of people submitted.
So perhaps it's not my fault. Anyway, merry socialism is all right. Let's get it twisted.
All right. All right. Hold on. Let me turn on the, let me turn on my music. Uh, lo-fi
Christmas lo-fi music
Oh fuck lo-fi girl is not doing Christmas lo-fi music anymore. Oh no, they're still doing it
I like that they're still doing it because I feel like
Christmas stuff can continue into like the new year right like january 1st when you gotta take it off
I was visiting my mommy in another state. Okay. Well, I'm stuck to suck. All right. Let's continue. Let's keep it going
You look stinky by the way, okay, Vorloh.
I think we know your bitch ass ain't getting any fucking gifts this year, so why bother,
you know?
Why bother?
Call for you.
Call for you, Vorloh.
I
Bet that cab is musty is not because I shower daily. Okay. Um, I
Give you just her on how to search a column number in my chat. Oh really
Okay, well, I'm not gonna do that anyway random number generator
What is it two thousand five hundred and what how much was it?
Two thousand five hundred and sixty one
generating a number first number is 2115 2115 2100 and 15
2100 and 15 canasty if you nasty okay let's take a look at canasty use your
can ask you listen let's see if you've been a good or bad boy what the fuck
There's no way this is correct.
Ain't no w-
What?
I'm sorry, what?
never followed never subbed never chatted I don't think this person is he
doesn't even follow me I don't think this is the right person
What's guy eating her toy her chew toy?
Didn't you used to say they had to be in chat?
I mean,
I don't think this person is is
like I don't think this he has zero discord chat to what the
fuck is going on here?
Bro, isn't even a viewer let alone a chatter.
Zero discord messages to Lamal he joined Hoscord on the 21st to wait this
motherfucker what this motherfucker is not even a part of the community skip this
motherfucker what what did they ask for going to big TCG events I want to be
I have a 13 year old keyboard so a new one would be nice.
Check his list for fun.
I mean, I don't even understand what the fuck's going on here.
Yeah, he's just got like magic to gathering shit.
I'm going to attend Las Vegas Regional for Riftbound and want to be better prepared, thought
the backpack would help.
I also have a 13 year old keyboard so a new one couldn't hurt.
Thanks for all your hard work.
He might be a YouTube viewer, I highly doubt it.
A YouTube viewer who has a Twitch account since 2013 but has not followed me?
Is it con nasty?
Nope.
Might as well be Connasty or Connasty, neither of which follow me, and have never chatted.
Which following for Connasty?
This guy doesn't follow anybody.
All right, we're moving on to the next person.
We're doing community members as fucked up if I'm...
Okay.
That's our first call.
He's someone who makes clips of people who hate you, wait, what?
Wait, I'm banned in HaasCore for being good faith on AOC, am I cooked?
Our banned HaasCorder is not in this list.
I don't think so.
I think you'll you're still in it.
I'm banning Haas Gore for being good faith on AOC is funny.
All right let's keep it pushing new random number generator.
599 okay 599 ladies and gentlemen 599 oops oops oops oops I'm deleting random shit for
for no reason. Okay, I'm still scrolling. I'm still scrolling. Okay, 599 a frosty rat.
Let's take a look.
User of Frosty Rat 19 okay Frosty Rats as Jammies um couple hours ago Frosty Rat subscriber
19 months following since September 30th 2020.
Boomer big spammer good chatter overall chatting youtube.com come dance. Don't worry little pup drama
Feel strong man. Mm-hmm. He's right a boba. Yeah a boba. Yeah based
aboba ia baste that's a good chatter chatter only talks like it's emo only
mode aware only the first just another day for an anarchist that wants this is
this Siri the reason why my Facebook mom always brings up the Chinese love
eating dogs. Yeah, Basta. Okay. What is this? Well, I didn't know about the list. And that's
on me. I've been a sub for many years and I personally will take responsibility. I'm
I'm just glad I get to see Santa Haas.
My only chat, my only asset for you to read this chat part
and maybe shout out my Sweetie Max.
Maybe check my social credit, I'm curious.
Okay.
Shout out to your Sweetie Max.
Is it the real Plackboy?
I'm the real Plackboy Max.
93 mod actions, holy fuck Fawcabot.
Kept clapping you over and over again, that's crazy.
that's craziness. Okay, let's see what you got on your list of frosty rat says I have
I have an old switch from sister after she moved out, but no games and the joy console
basically garbage.
LaMau also Pokemon.
Okay.
Pokemon legends are chaos and real life rebuild your life dip station.
Okay.
All right.
Let's get them both.
All right, you're getting both chatter congratulations, Merry Christmas I'm moving on
1349 1349 1349 1349 1349 1349
Okay, one, one, three, four, nine, Thunderstrum, weird name, Thunderstrum says my current webcam
is giving out and I would like a replacement that has better quality.
2007 account BB boomer bitch you have a 2012 account. You're also a BB boomer
That's crazy is thunder from in here. Oh, yeah, me is in here
99 mod actions as all Fossil bot firefighters are so hot
cost so
My therapist asked me for a final message for 2025 and a chose it'll get worse before it gets better
And I think we're finally leaving the worst part
That's hopeful, but I don't think that's the case drama a little I was 12
My dad died this year in couple with all this shit this year was the worst one of all time for me. Oh, no
Damn oh my god. Yes. I finally won something. I'm 26
That's crazy. Well, RIP dear dad, but you're getting a new webcam.
I've got a face cam, Mark II premium full HD webcam for streaming. What is this?
race? What is this? Auto mod? Wait, what? Racial slur? They did a racism. What was it?
What did they do?
I feel bad his dad died.
It was in 2022.
What did you do Thunderstrum?
The Gif link had a slur in it.
Being banned in Oscord is actually bona fides around here.
that place and serves as containment purpose, all scores sucks. Wait, so you link the GIF
link and it had a slur in the link? The GIF link had a slur in it, I swear I didn't know.
The GIF searcher on Discord does that without people knowing. Wait, so this guy's been
unjustly maligned
for
three years now
For three whole years he's been banned from the discord
He almost didn't even get this we got him the right
All right, you got it thunderstrum
The year is turning around for you. Merry Christmas. See you almost got you almost got destroyed
You almost got you got pulled in front of 25,000 people as a racist, bro
I guess you do have some bad luck, but hey it's turning around today, okay?
It's redemption time. All right next up is seven two seven
seven two seven seven twenty seven seven two
seven
Okay
It's zileat
Zileat says I need to cure my back pain. Oh my god. Don't I know it?
Don't I have the same exact issues?
Holy fuck.
Zileat.
Followings is November 7th, 2025.
Yo, new chatters are way more locked in.
Okay?
New chatters pay attention to things that are in the title.
This is crazy.
But new community members never subbed.
Barely talks.
says Kai is so adorable that's it new chatters are readers old chatters are
fucking not Kai enjoy her that's a good chatter let's take a look at what you
wanted I need to cure my back pain she says or he says okay mattress wow an
An Apple iPad 11 inch with M3 chip built for Apple intelligence.
How does that work on your back pain?
A PlayStation 5 console that's one terabyte.
Chatter quickly described to me
how this is going to be helpful to your back pain, please.
I assume you're in here.
You last spoke 10 minutes ago.
Are you gonna put the iPad
your back bro I was talking about the bed notice how there's no games on the
wishlist yeah because nobody nobody plays video games or watches me play
video games let's be real as an old-head chatter I would never milk you like this
this is rigged against the old heads what the fuck yeah because all has don't
know how to read y'all's eyes are so bad you don't know how to read you're not paying attention to
what's going on when I say socialism is coming up and I do it every year so you have no fucking
excuse you've been subscribed for 65 months you've been following well probably from way before
2025 I guess you unfollowed and then re-followed
I'm a gay vampire, I swear.
VanPF Slur.
Alright, let's get him to bed.
EgoHomes.com.
I'm a gay vampire, I swear.
I'm a gay vampire, I swear.
I'm a gay vampire, I swear.
Ego Home 6 inch twin mattress for kids memory foam matches the cooling green
tea gel relieve pressure with medium firm support
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cat me through the fuck or no that's 2240 wait fuck I said 2342 right or 2342
Oops.
Vol- vol- volunt- old friend.
Let's see.
Yeah, but at least I- I also ask for doctors at the same time.
I hope I get picked so I can at least get stuff from my senior dog.
Even if the crazy stuff on those lists don't get picked, lol.
Look at these people.
Everyone is fucking- everyone knows that they might get picked.
So they they farm sympathy ahead of time. You see this all for my old dog
Volante all friends says
But this presidency has made my workplace really shitty
This dream helps me make the day go by really quicker and help my help me cement my worldview in a very positive direction
Plus who doesn't want cool shit for their dog in themselves ps tell Austin show to learn something other than a blue scale for jazz singing
Okay, Austin slander. I like that
That's automatic good chatter
What the fuck?
Oh wait, hold on, let me close this.
Pioneer DJ
Akara Smart Doorbell Camera
Bite me, Will Tennyson's Guide to Low Calorie High Protein Cooking Magro Wins, the Muscle Ladder Get Jacked Using Science
Apple 2024 Mac Mini Desktop Computer
computer
Leatherman charge plus 19 and one full-size versatile multi-tour
What the foot the range here is crazy
Saxophone mouthpiece chatter
Your range of interest is out of control. Okay. Let's get into Leatherman the zesty calm pause calming chewed choose for dog composure
the elevated dog bed there is so much stuff in here you are out of your
fucking mind the amount of shit you put in here is crazy
babe that's a whole story yeah I see that and we'll get him the the muscle
get jack using science jeff nippard book and i think that's that's good enough
bro put the entire fucking guitar store in here jesus christ the music store in here
i want you to be gay jacked uh and and uh you know give your dog the best and also do outdoor
shit. What would it's undo without my excessive spamming? I don't know. Yeah, my dog wants
a 50 90. It's just my normal wish list I have for myself and my family. I'll do all
Oh, that, thank you so much.
All right.
Next up.
15, 19, 15, 19, 15, 19.
15, 19.
Gaster Ghosts.
Gaster Ghosts says a lot of these are,
a lot of these are for my hobby,
some cozy stuff, some stuff to share with my sister.
She knows I'm a haas frog and still denies that Hassan is entirely straight
Maybe the spirit of socialism is will change that either way this year has been hard
And even if my list doesn't get selected the stream has helped me through it. Happy holidays every every neon
What is that even what is that every neon?
Okay
I'm so fucking scared right now shit
He looks so good today high chat damn. He didn't even know he'd get picked and he was still saying nice shit
Pays down sad gay face up people sad
Peta Kekel W. Frogan if I never have to hear about a different again. It will be too soon. I
Just don't like that. Everyone's moral and consistent, huh?
I'm so tired is dumb as title crackers crackers crackers bro if I say what I okay
you got you got stopped by the Gestapo there by the speech police only to make
sure that you don't you know get banned okay let's see what you want to gas their
ghosts but what the fuck what is this doll hair retooling tool rooting needles
hair retooling rerouting kit for dolls what did I click on the wrong link
the fuck a lot of these are for my hobbies some cozy stuff some stuff to
share with my sister okay let's get you oh this is a whoa all right that's it
Nespresso capsules
Bruh, what the fuck?
Bisexual pride flag
Foam roller
Fluffy bubble blanket
This is...
What is happening here?
Okay
The army painter satin varnish spray paint
Fuck it, let's get all of it
Alright
Let's get all of it, why not?
Bisexual pride
The most demiralist ever
God forbid it bisexual has hobbies yes true is not allowed their hobbies is their hobbies is is deception
The discord banding is actually very funny
It's a vanilla ice gift that has the w version of the n-word and it gets you auto banned and then people will reply
Wondering what happened and then they get banned. It's awesome
Okay
All right done
1064 1064 up nexus 1064 1064
switch it down switch it down says some of the items are family related like the trash
can and the luggage but some are just wants for me personally and school I'm most likely
buying a PC before prices jump like crazy again or get a steam machine so a lot of stuff on
there is for that there's no such to each item explaining a little bit but it's mainly
to save some money for me and my family while also getting my wants okay well let's see
if you are getting your wanswajah down because we're gonna take a look at your fucking profile
jammies holy shit hi chat
following this september 23rd 2020 56 messages total previously subbed for four months okay poggers ninja
literally followed for two years for two years and then the first time chatter
wrote something was to say poggers ninja and then waited another two years to
say no three minutes off at the Chattarino please this on let's go metaphor metaphor let's
go try please son is so good WWE page Sam Lake let's go cooked never want to hear this
again Kenny Omega oh fish easy 41,000 pauses easy 68,278 gamma oh gaming watch or two
Oh, that's uh, that's a lock. That's a lock. Let me tell you how big of a lock that is switch it down
One of the greatest I don't know if it's more for school
I don't know if this is more for school or for me, but it would help me slash my family a lot start by priority, please
Jesus I
Broke this years ago it'd be sick if I can get this back for my family simple human 30 liter
get wait what under the counter kitchen cabinet pull out trash can heavy-duty
steel frame how the fuck did you break it is a heavy-duty steel frame there's a
hundred dollar garbage can all right fuck it why not that the uniball or
trackable pen that will get that to want to travel to visit my family in
Mexico but I don't have luggage so this be sick they didn't have the Lego one
wait what there's a Lego one all right we'll get the Swiss gear soft
offside expandable luggage to cart what does that mean wet cat food priority high sure we'll
get that too and a soldering okay let's get that as well the alright let's do the repair
care of your kid as well. Alright, that's good enough I think. Don't buy that solar station
it will burn chatters house down. Wait, why? Alright, be careful when you're using it.
There you go. I did my due diligence chatter. Alright, moving on to the next person. 24
24 27 24 27 Merry Christmas switch it down 24 27
Okay
24 27
Right yeah 24 27
I'll skip it. Oh here it is. Oh shit. We got a Turk
We got a fucking Turk in the chat
That's crazy. That's the most Turkish ass name of all time.
For whatever reason, our Jersey Turks say it non-stop too.
Oh, damn. He's not even in the chat right now.
He's a shepherd salad with a side of zin.
And Noa Lamja is Uncle Noa, which is Santa Claus, but as Ankh.
Okay.
I was in the idea of, yes, we can tell, is really Trevor learns the golden rule on stream.
Okay. Good chatter.
Switch stuff for gaming with my friends. Legos are cool.
Trying to learn photography or honestly, tickets for my parents to go to Turkey and visit her family.
Thanks to us. Happy holidays all. Wait, what tickets for your parents?
You can't even buy that shit on Amazon. Can you?
So fuck do you meet tickets for my parents to go to Turkey?
Canon
Rebel T7 DSLR camera
Lego icons Lord of the Rings
Buildings for adults with the five
What the fuck are these Legos, bro?
Legend of Zelda great Deku tree two and one
$300 bro let bro gave me no options
Here, he's going to sell the camera for tickets?
Brother, I didn't even know they made Lego sets for 500 buck of runes, man.
The Legos are just as expensive as the camera.
get an R50 for him not the T7 yeah chatter you know what let's get him an
even more expensive camera I suspect it's more expensive
fucking fuck it I'll sign him up for photography lessons too the fuck don't
look at a Millennium Falcon what why do you think Lego movie that's not even
the worst prize Legos that's crazy all right let's just get him the Zelda
Deku tree and call it a fucking day Jesus Christ dude that's crazy that's
crazy did it chip all right nice okay Ruzvan Karajay why I'm gonna clean
two players day easy good to miss this whole flight 501 501 501 let's take a
look at who's at 501 501 via Redux via redo my greed consumes me and close
mouths don't get fed that's what via redo said grown as man girl you've
already talked to him you've literally spent two hours talking to him before
and that shit didn't stick.
Merry Christmas, happy holidays.
I don't pick my list.
I'm busy and won't be able to engage unless.
Incredible.
If I get picked, let it be known.
I have no regrets.
Hello, yay family.
Hassan, Hassan, please.
Hassan, no more.
I'm begging.
I'm not a petty bitch.
Lie again.
Personal news.
My cousin is naval.
They're sending him off to the coast of the Venezuelan
makes me sick to my stomach.
Hassan, not to be annoying, but did you get an MRI done
on that bad boy?
Like no shade, no Wiki shit, no WebMD,
but did you get an MRI?
BB, an MRI is different than an X-ray.
Chat, I did my best.
Hassan, turn back now.
Oh God, it's Jover.
Hassan, we are not strong enough
to take on the barbs, not again.
Why are you reading this shit?
Nuke that chatter.
Hassan, I need you to ignore the barbs in the chat.
Any tongue that rises against Megan,
these stallions shall fall.
Respect.
Respect.
I'm a hot girl too.
You already know this.
Okay, let's see what ViaRidu had.
Uh oh.
If they ping another month, another mod in this era, I'll give a mod a time off.
NSFW prohibited items filter posting your own tweet plus rule 2.
What two years ago?
Or no.
January 1st, 2024.
What happened?
Via is a good chatter, yeah I think it's fine.
Purple cock word probably?
It's a Gordy band, it could have been anything.
I don't even know what purple cock word is, but
What the fuck is going on man?
What is going on in my motherfucking discord?
Thank you, Hasanta. Thank you, Monty.
And if you're reading this, your work managing the masses does not go unnoticed or unappreciated.
XOXO, true for the moon, even if you miss, you might get a pair of socks or a lava lamp.
Alright, we got these, uh, these, uh, these dogs.
Like, what the fuck is this? Hold on, let me...
Dog Martins Women's...
Okay, we'll get the Dog Martins Women's Boot...
Size 11.
Off that list.
The Active Pain Relief Sleeve...
Oh my god, classic chatter.
The Active Pain Relief Sleeve...
Oldass. Put this fucking camera...
Look at this!
Look at the chatters putting a 1,000!
$472.39 camera in here and then this Miss Piggy as well because it's her
uh Avi too is there PFB as well
that's crazy let's see what else we got oh and then this Theraise Pro too and
you know what fuck it let's get this exercise thing to fuck it why not
Dream Shamer?
Chatters have an insatiable appetite. They're like,
No, get the lava lamp too. Shut up bitch!
God damn! Get the lava...
How about you get the lava lamp?
The link is right in front of you.
Why don't you click on it and you buy the lava lamp for her, okay?
God damn!
What the hell I felt bad putting an $80 blue-ray player on my
Lizlam. Oh yeah some of these shatters they were not feeling bad at all maybe
they should a little bit god damn okay alright be there by Tuesday okay let's
Look at some must buys now. We got a couple more. Okay. Next up is a must buy from. Hey
crane. Okay. Hey crane. I don't know if he cranes in the chat, but hey crane says I am
at I am an eight teacher. I'm a teacher at a K a building in Buffalo, New York. I get
$300 budget a year and whatever I can provide my principal to buy my class I teach about 350 students
And I always need to stretch the budget spend my own money and ask for or ask for donations
I really am tired of feeling like I need to spend my own money to give the my art give the art
Education my students deserve is so hard to stop myself from ordering sharpies paper and glue when we run out of it
What I really want for my classroom is enough stools for all the students
My room is so crowded with school chairs and stools to make everything better
I swear to God there's so many the Republicans were right. Okay, we do have a we do have a real problem with Marxist teachers in this country
Okay
We do have a real problem. So many teachers are Hassanabi heads
Okay, I'm beginning to learn that there are a lot of Hassanabi head teachers
Okay, that's it. They were right
They're educating the children on on
on. They're giving them a Marxist style education. This is really problematic. Okay. Where is client
even going? Client's like running in and out. All right. All right. All right. Let's continue
reading the classroom. My room is so crowded with school chairs and stools make everything
Better high quality papers also important is the paper. We usually have rips or falls apart where the kids are painting and sharpies
We use so many sharpies everything else on the list would last for a few years without having to worry about spending my own money
Okay, oh
Wow, all right, let's take a look there's a lot of stuff in here
All right
Crayola washable tempura paint for kids white paint classroom supplies non-toxic squeeze bottle need 20
Where are the stools?
Is this the folding step stool the ladder? No. All right. Let's get the ladder step stool anyway
The what oh here are the oh, this is the priorities the highs on this way hold on let me look at the priorities
hold on. Okay, Sharpies, 20 of them, let's get it. Sharpie King size per minute, let's
get 20. Sharpie per minute colors, let's get 10 of those. And then another 10 for all these
Sharpies as well ten ten
And then a 20 on the permanent markers
And then where are the fucking stools what oh
Oh f furnishings 91 dollars per stool. All right, let's get all 15 of those stools
Let's get all of them
Um, and then my list is long.
I don't chat.
Sorry.
Thank you.
Oh, you're welcome.
It's all good.
Uh, true rate construction paper.
Let's get all of those.
Sabari 10 sheets watercolor paper pad.
Let's get all of those all 10.
Kansan XL series watercolor texture pad for paper.
sure let's get all those as well rose paying 52% federal state tax a year and
still subsidizing america's imploding education system every December yeah well
it is what it is you know
what else what else
here we'll get two of the hot glue guns to the mini hot glue guns and five of
the mini hot glue gun sticks as well. And then 20 of the Prismacolor Premier soft core
colored pencil white. I think that's enough right? That's a lot. How much would that cost?
What's the full bill? It's going to be a lot. Okay. My mom from the other rooms, it's
for school it's good thanks mom are you dropping are you dropping 5k mom
you say yes it's for art class
I'm not alright.
But caca
I saw I'm preventing the next Hitler that's crazy, but also true
All right 1696 we're moving on Merry Christmas chatter. Oh wait before I do 1696. Let's do another must buy one
Okay
Let's see which one this is
This one is Zia la mox the
mox D. I
Am the grant what the
I am the grandma of a large family and a super Hassan fan.
They tease me all the time
because I do put you on the big screen.
My millennials scraped together to buy a home.
We all live here together, but they work very hard
and always sacrifice for others.
Our youngest is 12 and taken care of.
I took a few things off their wish list to make this list.
And we got a grandma in the chat.
Let's see, let's see what the grandma's saying.
Grandma chats a little bit, 110, 110 comments.
Hallalmas, my 12 year old grandchild,
hosted this course server for five to 14 year old.
They support each other making mods for VR chat games.
We call them the porter-in-chief for a reason.
Obama shut down Occupy and is responsible for red fawn.
Damn.
I'm a grandma, I qualify, lol.
Also had to pay for Desin Cali.
All right, good, good chatter.
Good chatter, okay.
Grandma is on the nice list and not on the naughty list.
Family of nine, we are a multi-generational family
of nine, some biology, some chosen.
Our oldest is Oma, the matriarch and our queen.
The youngest is 12, the child, the most precious.
We don't have much, but we do what we can.
Where we are and with what we have
and we do have immense love and care for each other.
Okay, what do we got here?
We got...
Alright, we gotta get everything.
Wait, what the hell? This is a Turkish tea.
Çay kur, çay çay çay, Turkish tea?
Alright, we gotta get everything on this list for sure.
All-purpose flour, five gallon bucket.
Wild planet, wild sardines.
Oh, ew, but sure.
Zisha dragon tea pet.
Oh my God, a tea pet!
Yeah, we gotta get it all.
The Rewonu Chinese T-Set Traditional Chinese Kung Fu T-Set for Adults
Damn, Dickies men try dry tech, a via-heavy Union 2 strap nozzle of shoes for men, and
a Concord stainless steel tamale steamer pod.
The Honest Kitchen Human Grade Instant Ghost Milk with Probiotics for Dogs and Cats.
And a Telescoping Ladder Aluminum Extension Ladder Thrundge and 30 lb. Load Capacity.
Okay. Okay. Okay Grandma.
You got it. Next to Molly's are on me you know. And the T2.
Alright, let's see what we got here.
Next up we have AC Gray.
I'm a special education teacher, starting in a brand new high needs kindergarten classroom
in January.
I would love to bring something.
Dude, dude, we will never, we will, I think if there was, if there was any fucking karmic
justice, everyone that has created the conditions for our teachers that have to literally
pay for things out of pocket every goddamn year would suffer endlessly in eternal hellfire
for the rest of time, okay? Every time a teacher's like, hey, I just got to pay for this stuff
for my students out of pocket. I just, you know, I guess so, I guess so mad. It makes
me so angry. I'm a special education teacher starting in a brand new high needs kindergarten
classroom in January. I would love to bring some things to the bright in the
room and help them with their sensory and educational needs. I recommend viewing
list be a custom and I've written notes for each item.
All right, let's take a look.
After years of being a para, I finally have my own classroom after graduating in December.
These are all the things I loved in other classrooms and I would love to get my students the best.
I'm teaching at Nieskinner Garden and they would love even a couple of things on this list.
Thank you for reading and one thing for me maybe, but not a priority at all.
All right, let's get it all.
Yeah I think I think I know I think I know the little bread book the little
rubber quotations from Chairman Mao I don't think this is gonna be for the
for the autistic kids. Janks, spinning chair for autistic kids three to 18 years.
What the hell is this? This is sick.
Help me label all my things, special education must have, timers are everything, a nice option
to offer when big feelings are happening, extra tough hand held sensory chew toys for
autistic children.
Not a priority but would like to look cute when teaching women's airbrush one step,
is only rated for dogs because it's easy to clean and pack up a fun sensory activity
that my kiddos can work for a break.
Oh nice.
fun reusable would be used in small groups. A nice thing to offer when big
noise are happening.
These are absolutely amazing for writing and drawing practice.
See Chad, this is this is also an investment for
the future of the Hassanabi community. You know what I mean? These kids are
these kids are gonna get the best education and then guess what?
A couple years in, they're out of kindergarten, they're on Twitch.
Who are they gonna watch? Come on.
okay you already know many of you were in the same situation at some point in your lives
okay not aiden ross not aiden ross okay this is uh this is wonderful thank you chatter
okay all right you got everything
Yeah, hey, King, I got engaged yesterday. Is there any way I can say congratulate? Is
there any way you can say congratulations to Noel? I'm at work, but I know she's watching
at home. My socialism is give. Damn, okay, hell bender 78 month subscriber hell bender
33 congratulations
Congratulations to Noel I like
That's dope more wife havers. No, he's cutting the line. Okay calm down
Congratulations to Noel and hell vendor another wife guy in the building. How is this happening?
Proving to have sex you don't know that they're just they're just engaged
you got it all okay all right next up we got
next up we got Vader complex Vader complex says I'm a community organizer in
Phoenix, Arizona, and I would like to support this list created by one of the main providers.
Four hour unhoused.
Wait, what?
This person has not chatted in here at all.
What the fuck?
Is this even the right account?
How is this possible? Not even following.
Oh yes it's me. Oh it's two X's. Damn you almost got cooked. You almost got fucking cooked.
Oh my god another new chatter account created August 28, 2024. If all this is August 28, 2024.
Please I don't want to be on the night he lives my phone is dying if I disappear. I'm
sorry. Old chatters don't read yet. I think old
chatters are not literate. Let's be real. All right. What do we got here? Emergency
sleeping bags. Trankin 40 to 80 piece emergency. We got tents. We got socks. Yoderant. Backpack.
This is for not for backpacking chatters. This is for fucking chatters. This is a
donation drive for for unsheltered people
shutters are like wow this guy's real outdoorsy he needs 50 emergency sleeping
bags that's crazy what is he doing with every single one just using it once
He's got a new one for every week of the year
Y'all are so dumb
Oh the lot of handwarmer's man, what the fuck?
Yeah, he said they say I'm a community organizer in Phoenix, Arizona
And we'd like to support this list created by one of the main providers for unhoused folks in the city in the
Miss a Balancity Ordnance is being made against our on-house population. This will save lives. Thank you. All right. Yeah, let's just do random
You know get get a bunch of everything
All right, Merry Christmas to Vader complex
Next up is M salad bar M salad bar says
M salad bar five five five
I don't think this name is correct.
I'm a teacher at a title one school and would really appreciate the help keeping my classroom stocked.
The charitable chatter should make the chatters want new pieces filled with the help of the
The charitable chatter should make the chatters want new pieces feel bad. I mean it's fine. Don't you shouldn't feel bad
Skip they just followed wait what?
Following for three days
Fuck them kids. Okay, that's crazy
Wait what that's crazy
That's crazy, how was that possible?
Account created April following since December 23rd 2025
They're stealing our presents fake word was spread out of the community nah, that's crazy
easy. What's so special about this street? Okay, Senpai Sauce, you're begging for it.
You're fucking begging for it. You're begging for it. Why is it, why is it that these mothars
always. Why is it always somehow regulators that speak out a turn like this? Do I have
a calcium bed on this? Maybe wrong username? No, how humiliating. No, I watch on YouTube.
I swear I'm a fan. M. Salazar. Creative.
Followers is February 27, 2023.
Oh wait, they got two username. Wait, what the fuck?
How was that?
Is this your same account? You have just two different accounts?
Did you double, did you double book?
How is that possible?
I'm crying.
My email is wrong.
Double book disqualified.
I'm not gonna disqualify this person, okay?
Even if they were like, even if they were,
bro, the situation is so bad
that we got fucking teachers
double dipping into the totally random
Socialism is totally random socialism is a count here what the fuck it's not like
they're asking for anything crazy they're asking for like thermal laminating
pouches and dry erase whiteboard cleaning spray so like they didn't
double book and double dip into the fucking list so they could get like
you know crazy shit they want crayons you know none of the kids mysteriously need
RAM I mean to be cynical you can always resell no dude I don't think that that's
the case undercover Marine now we'll just get him the crayons and and also the
Expo dry erase cleaning board and the classroom headphones bulk 25 pack
Oh shit is a marine yeah
And the KG thermal laminating pouches
Could just be a YouTube frog chat a salty I know Chas being ridiculous
Okay, Sakuatsu 444. Oh shit. A wheelchair would make a big difference in my mobility and help
me stay active and continue going to the gym. I was the disabled chatter and a recent chat
advice and a son helped me get courage to start going to the gym and I've been working
out ever since. Oh shit. Let's go. They were on chat advice too. Hell yeah. What
we got here we got a Carmen 115 25 pound ultra light ergonomic wheelchair with
removable footrest silver color and a Carmen 24 pound LT 980 wait why are they
what's the price disparity here why is one like I don't understand is it good
is a good wheelchair for the wheelchair knowers for the ball knowers is a
good wheelchair or they're better ones.
Removable footrest. Top one goes faster. No, I'm gonna get the better one but I wanna make sure this is the best one we can get.
Is there an even better one that we can get?
You know what I mean?
One has NOS
What?
What is this? You're kidding I'm literally gonna start sobbing so sorry my ass is expensive either one works?
Chatter what the fuck are you talking about? There's literally chatters in here
Who are like hey I need a new iPad Air and a PlayStation 5 for my back
You're asking for a fucking wheelchair man what the hell's wrong with you? That's not a crazy ass good all
What the fuck?
I'm saying is there a better is there a better wheelchair than the ones that you asked for?
Hassan get the one from their list they might need the specs I need some ram for my urethra
Yeah, I'm gonna send you essence links. I need the new Balencize for my urethra
Sir I needed 256 gigabytes of DDR7 RAM
The sizes are specific
You're kidding. No, I'm not kidding. If you want something even nicer than that, I'll get you something even nicer than that.
But you just got to put it on the list. One has AI.
I need a one kid back camera for my back posture checks.
You can reach out the, you can reach out the Frogan
and we'll get you a, uh, we'll get you a even nicer wheelchair if you want a nicer one.
If this is fine, I'll get it.
I'll get the, the $599 one.
But if you want something even nicer, I'll get you a nicer one.
Other wheelchair users in the chat, is this a good wheelchair?
That's what I'm asking. That's what I'm trying to figure out.
I need a 50 90 for my headaches. Okay. We got it chatters
Jerry rig everything wheelchair. Why does everyone keep saying that?
That's he I light
Uh, wheelchair user here, it all depends on what the chatter wants.
The chair forehand power chairs tend to be less expensive but static frames non-folding
generally wheel better.
Alright, chatter is not saying anything.
You're talking to them?
Alright, we'll get back to that one. Alright, last one on the must buy. Let's see. I have
three boys who I can't afford for gifts for this year. I recently became the legal guardian
of my nephews ages 8 and 16 and I have a 9 year old son. I'm a single mom supporting
us all on one income. They know not to expect much. It's impossible to shield them from
the reality of our money problems. They prepared little gifts for each other, mostly
drawings and cool rocks and thankfully none of them believe in Santa. But of course
They've all mentioned stuff they wish they could get and the two youngest boys brought home their wishlist
They made a school they included toys for our two rescue dogs. It would be so amazing to surprise them
I couldn't decide how to narrow it down so I included all the stuff
Brogan the 600 is fine
Okay, all right, I'll get you the 600
the Carmen K1 1 5
25 pound ultra light ergonomic wheelchair with removable footrest silver color
All right
Let's see what we got here
It'd be amazing to surprise them I couldn't decide how to narrow it down
So I included all the stuff that they most want and decided to leave it up to you
Even just a few other things would mean the world to them
This is from hot dog diet
Well, I mean it's a little bit delayed unfortunately
But, you know, maybe like a 12 days of Christmas type situation
You know what I mean? Right? Or is that after Christmas or is that leading up to Christmas?
Christmas. I don't fucking know, but.
Chatter hasn't even been in here in a minute.
Next, naproxen works so much better for my back pain
compared to Tylenol. I have a proven yes.
I have a theracane. It's great.
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Orthodox Christian Christmas is January 6th.
That's my Christmas too.
J6 baby.
Greatest day in American history.
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
What do we got?
We got pants.
We got Legos.
get some dog toys let's get the slippers hockey grip tape the fucking let's just get everything
all right let's just get everything you got pants in there show it oh yeah sorry squeak
Nerf dog toy, part cheesy, one billion shapes, cute socks.
I have one of these chuckets.
I used to have one of these chuckets.
Hover, soccer ball.
Pajamas, and a pajama for the dog.
Oh my god.
Let's go.
I'm going to go back to the
room.
Mary Socialist Miss chatter.
You're not in here right now,
but one day these gifts are just
going to randomly show up in
your.
In your front lawn.
Doing all this just to confirm Santa
Claus is Turkish is crazy.
It's I mean it's true.
Because it is real and everyone
needs to know it. Okay.
Last one I'm going to do I hit
1696 and I and I forgot to do that one so I'm gonna do that right now 1696
Okay
1696
Because I'm tired, but this has been a wonderful
Socialism is that I'm very grateful for all of you for enjoying this wonderful socialists miss
Congratulations to everyone who won. 1696. Let's take a look.
Memester. Memester says, because I'm a single mom who never buys herself anything, thank you for doing this.
This is such a good chatter because she literally responded
to someone who was like constantly spamming in the chat being like oh what
does my friend always get mad when I call him Kurdish and in this chatter
finally was like just Google Turkish Kurdish relations and even said I'm
enjoying it don't listen to the haters okay memester wait mom's actually love
them yeah it's not a joke we got a lot of moms in here that's why I don't do
I fucked your mom jokes anymore because it's like, you know, it's it's moved it's moved beyond like mom's literally started tuning in
Okay
I made my mama house and I'll be a yeah, we got moms. We got grandmas
You did the joke like in the last 72 hours, okay, I don't do it as much I don't do it as much
I used to do it way more frequently
Anymore like two weeks
Okay, what do we got single mom who never buys anything for herself?
Thank you so much for doing this best streamer in the world memester
Palestine a four thousand year history. Okay, we got to get that another Palestine book by Joe Sacco paperback
We'll get that too Puma women's easy rider shoes
Let's get her that too
And the Uggs.
And also the Encyclopedia for Herbal Medicine, New Edition, 560 herbs and remedies for common ailments.
Puma's no longer BDS chatters. I'm pretty sure, right? I don't think it is. But yeah, the Uggs too.
two. Puma used to be, I think Puma used to be BDS, but then they stopped sponsoring the
Israeli team. So they took him off the list.
All right, that'll be all for that'll be the last of the Socialist Miss
Puma, a long, long response to the Israeli football association, has sustained five
or global boycott campaigns, forced Puma to end his contract with the Israeli football
association as a new sponsor.
The much smaller Italian kit maker, Areya, is on notice.
Wow, we got a lot of gifters.
Thank you, Mohamed and Green Adine.
And thank you, Yarnwich, Hot Mom's Furih Hasan, that's true, Ninja Iceberg, Yeager
I'll see you guys tomorrow at 08 Larson and low key with the 50 gift is subs and anti material. Thank you for the 10. Shout out to my wife, Chris and we're just I just found out we're having a second baby. Congratulations to the chatter.
This is an uncass stream now, you know?
But anyway, I will be here tomorrow as you guys know, as always.
And thank you so much for tuning in every day.
I mean, we're not done yet.
I do want to watch like maybe some...
I have my Global Times article, we can read that.
Christian Cut Button, Valky, Ex-Zerk, aka Warwick,
Odd Jacob, what is happening?
Why am I getting so many gift subs?
What?
God damn.
Whole wig.
What?
How much do we spend overall?
Okay, that's not bad.
$21,000.
Okay.
cell Ricky 1961 cosmonaut kizan one thank you for the gifted
racist was doing 100k step it up on okay I'm not as fucking paid as she is what
the hell fuck is wrong with you yeah I spent it after what is this why'd you
I know all the old chatters are probably gonna complain because they don't know how to read.
lost the capacity to read and then they'll turn around and be like I didn't know we were voting for
something we can't click the link the gifters are going insane link link will be exclamation mark year
And it's also a pin, but the gift is are going crazy. So you can't even
You can't even click on the link I guess
But yeah, you can vote for your favorite moments this year. Oh my god, the gift is are unironically making it impossible
Holy shit
Posit chronic thinking for the 20 give to feel something thinking with five I bev Mike
I bet Mike
thank you for the five gifted trapaholic they were the five gifted
nervous on thank you for the five gifted and dumb plank they were the five
gifted the anti-corporate is thinking for the twenty gifted mulch man thank
you for the 25 plus chronic thing for the 20 big labor boy thank you for the
five you just made $300,000 in subs that's insane how is this possible yeah
know. I like that. I'm a chatter. I'm actually a new chatter and I can't read either. And
you also don't know how to do math either. Yeah. Yeah, I just made $300,000 in subs.
Yeah, no, I actually made a million dollars in subs just now. Piglin space left on main.
I'm awesome at not knowing things or reading.
This is a really good value for being a lefty.
Chlorizo, space tomato, whispers, thank you.
Yeah, you need a math textbook for socialism this next time.
I need a RAM and a 50, and a 5090 for my math classes
and my bad bag.
It's Ibev Mike. I'm a dumbass union wireman not a drink weirdo. Wait what I know
Like what you think I thought Ibev stood for like you you do bet like what do you mean like you do beverages is that what you
Like you
I have a bad back so I can only drive a Porsche 2026 take-anturbo GT new shit.
chatter. Mind of boom boom. She's with democracy. Think of the five jetbed. Think of the five
and Berkeley pit power swimmer. Think of the five. Mind of boom boom. Think of the 10
strong dog. Think of the five. I need a phase hoodie to support my union.
Phase is not union as we discussed extensively this this day this wonderful day and also
yesterday as well as you know okay anyway let's get back to let's get back to
the fucking wildest political moments of 2025 office no no they have to pay for
they have to join the waterclaw why are you protecting pedophiles that is maybe
the most offensive thing you could say to me are you still talking about Jeffrey
Epstein look he's not like he's somebody that I know I've not I would love
to see it.
There's a lot of life.
It's really wild.
Yeah, I don't want to see it.
I don't want to see it.
Is that a good signature?
Seriously, is that a good signature?
I remember as they were back in time.
You see this pen?
My desk is the Middle East.
Here we see Japan.
Here's the story.
The windmills are driving the whales crazy.
It's a skedaddle.
You know the word skedaddle?
It means skedaddle.
Stealth, technology is virtually unseeable.
You have draw?
And then you have draw?
Nothing bad can happen.
only good happen to a tag Ovalia. I haven't learned this language yet. What did he say? I don't want to comment.
Tag Ovalia. I haven't learned. He said I haven't learned this language yet and turned to him and said what are you saying?
I don't want to comment on it. The answer is yes. I don't know them but I love them. It's a record
Look at the whoopee beaten by practically, I would say by anybody.
I have no idea what they analyze or whatever they analyze.
They analyze it well.
Grabbed like you grabbed a beautiful little baby.
Oh.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, hell no. God damn.
oh my lord oh you shouldn't be grabbing babies man that's just on the record
grab me a baby they were getting yippie I'm sending them a $10,000
where's that money coming from? I don't know I'll get it from someplace
2.7 is now 3.1 and yeah it just came out this is not on the ground
I've always said why doesn't have a flagpole from the grass darling could
If you turn off the power drivers, sorry, darling, that's progress.
They will never give me a Nobel Peace Prize.
There are two things I got from the United Nations.
A bad escalator and a bad teleprompter.
Be cool when you walk down. Don't pop down the stairs.
Since politics, I never mentioned looks.
Woman with the wild hair.
I guess we can say a trophy won.
The fat shot.
It's completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals.
My body is a little bit larger than his.
They think that they're hardcore.
That one was so good.
When he was talking about like, when he got like weirdly self deprecating and he was talking about like, you know, no one I don't think anyone would want to see me.
I don't think anyone would want to see me naked naked.
The same fat generals and admirals, my bud.
Yeah, my body is a little bit larger than he is.
My body on the beach.
No one would want to see me.
They wouldn't say you're a baddie, Mr. President.
He is a little bit larger than his.
They think that they're hardcore.
We are so much more hardcore.
He looks like he's like 4'10".
People say that you are like American psycho.
Men and women are different in this way.
It's like men can compartmentalize things.
The other one is you, like, every one of us.
Anything that I say, no matter how crazy,
Usha has to smile and laugh.
I was gonna use a B word.
My wife would not be happy.
Nothing but big kissing my ass.
People from sh**hole countries.
Bullsh**hole.
Bullsh**hole. These guys don't give a sh**.
I don't give a sh**.
We are done with that sh**.
Go f**k yourself.
No f**king way.
and f**k yourself to my haters
S.U.
No, no, no, no, no, stop yelling
Yes, I'm non-yellers
I'm standing for Jersey
Hey, what's wrong?
Bro, it's a f**king clown show, man.
What a clown show, what a goddamn clown show this is.
Oh my lord American politics, man.
It is so busted brother.
Oh.
Let's you take our democracy down.
Burn it down to the ground.
We will win.
Didn't that guy die?
Am I crazy? The one with the big-
Put it down.
Burn it down to the-
Didn't this guy die?
He- He's one of the Democrats who died, no?
I think so.
He got better.
No, it was someone else I believe.
We will win. We will. We will risk.
You know it's been sort of a loser, but an intelligent one.
You gotta get CNN to talk about these issues.
We're literally talking about it right now.
People are aroused. I haven't seen people so aroused in a very, very long time.
I will praise Nancy Pelosi.
I hate my opponent and I don't want the best of them.
He's just a vile creature.
Every parade has the right to exist.
We all are going to die.
I don't think there's anything going to get me in heaven.
Turn the volume off!
That was crazy too when he was like,
I'm going to hell.
Another like wild
moment of revelation
where he's just like,
I don't think anything's getting me to heaven.
Up!
You want to take it outside?
Mr. Chairman, I am not a secret Nazi.
Why don't you wear a suit?
I have not lost control.
Biden can't hit a ball 30 yards.
I looked at his swing.
You know, if this president doesn't sleep,
he's working all the time.
I don't want to keep doing this.
I'm going to call it.
This is going to be great television.
I will say that.
Yeah, I mean, this is like not even the important stuff.
It's just one of the like the crazier it's the compilation of the crazier things that have taken place
But we'll do more of the year in review tomorrow. We'll do
Check logs importance is half day Hassan and it's just him doing sex. So
In the new year, I'm gonna ban chatters that check logs
check log chatters if you make me check your log and there's nothing there worth
checking I'm banning you well there is this thing we do it in August every
year we did it already in August in any case ladies and gentlemen love you all
I think this was a very fun little segment that we did shout out to
everybody that contributed and I will I will be back tomorrow as you know tomorrow is another
day we'll cover the face up as well and run all though goes live and we'll do banana peels
tomorrow as well forgiveness also broken as well anyway love you guys see you tomorrow
Bye bye!
Suddenly scored at chip fra, great names take on praise.
Tiny Bernie Sanders, LGBTQ Air Force, the whole left at your finger it is,
I'm here at your door
H3 crowded up, baby, on Turks online show
Three full fucking years up this
Plenty more to go
Ninety-day fiance talks of champagne, bourgeoisie.
And Trump valid life reaction on that Friday night to see.
There he is again, the sun is streaming, the sun is streaming, there he is again, the
The sun is sleeping
The sun is sleeping