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S.T.A.R.T.N., Chelsea Green!
Give YONKEN.
And you will understand perhaps what I am trying to summarize as my name.
Yeah, I am being patronizing.
I don't know who the fuck you are, and you're over here chirping all the way from fucking LONDON
about you wanna fucking free PUTHISTON, but also simultaneously you're talking about both sides of the fucking vine.
Shut the fuck up, you don't know anything.
Okay, who the fuck is this pink-haired twink?
What's going on, everybody?
I hope everyone's having a fantastic evening, afternoon, pre-noon, no matter where you are
in the world.
this awesome. I'm broadcast coming to you live from my last day here in sunny, warm, beautiful weather.
Doha, the pearl of the Gulf, Cotter.
YouTube mutiny. Okay. I knew everyone was going to start with that. This is part of the broadcast
where I tell you about my personal news. It's actually 841 PM here. It's 941 AM there.
I'm live. I'm alive for a spectacularly short stream today, much shorter than my regular broadcast.
I just wanted to go live and give a couple updates really quickly.
And that's the reason why I'm not live on YouTube.
Okay. It's 941 a.m. in Los Angeles, California, but it's 841 p.m. here. I am going to be traveling.
And that is precisely the reason why I didn't set up a YouTube stream. It's not even a quarter day.
this is barely not a day at all.
You should just be excited
that you're getting to see me today
and seeing any coverage whatsoever,
because unfortunately there aren't that many flights
outside of Doha that are direct,
very limited and therefore I am doing something
that I absolutely despise,
which is travel during stream time.
As you guys know, it's a point of pride for me to make sure that I can
live stream and broadcast without any, without any cuts virtually every single day.
And today is no different. I assume you're just here to make sure nothing crazy happens today
while you're trying to get out of here. Yes. Okay. Did you shut a rob corn while you were in Qatar?
What? Rob corn? I don't even know that could be a reference to possibly, but anyway,
Anyway, this is part of the broadcast where I tell you about my personal news about what's
going on in the world of Hassan, Hassan, Abhi, Piker.
YouTube streams are not canceled.
Obviously, we'll be back to business as usual tomorrow.
But why no transiting like us plebs?
Wait, what?
Because it's a 15-hour flight.
What do you want me to be?
The two options I have, and even then the hours are bad regardless, the two options
I have is like what a 24 hour flight would like with a connection versus a 15 hour nonstop
flight. And, you know, still having it cut into stream time. Anyway, I roll stream on
the plane. Yeah. So, um, in any case, ladies and gentlemen, boys, girls and embies were
live, we're alive. And hopefully there won't be any crying babies on the flight this time.
InshaAllah. I say it Arabic style now, inshaAllah instead of the Turkish style, inshaAllah. So
personal news wise, yesterday I ended the broadcast, fell asleep immediately after I
end of the broadcast, another short six hour broadcast, uh, only to wake up early in the
morning, get a quick lift in, do a Middle East eye podcast episode. That was like two hours.
And then I hung out with an absolute legend, an absolute legend by the name of Clayton. You guys
might know of him. Uh, some of you probably are familiar with his work. Uh, he's out here. He's
He's a former Al Jazeera guy, okay?
Former Al Jazeera guy, Clayton Swisher.
He is the producer, freelance investigator, author,
and analyst as a PhD in Middle Eastern politics.
He was formerly at Al Jazeera English.
He did the lobby, if you remember.
We watched it a long time ago on this broadcast,
but he is,
he is his most famous work is the lobby.
He also wrote some books.
I've actually brought up his work on this podcast,
on this broadcast before, specifically about the lies
that were told during the so-called peace process.
Didn't even realize that I had actually brought up his work
on this on this broadcast before, but I was hanging out with him.
Very, very cool guy, lots of crazy stories.
Dope dude.
Anyway, um, but, uh, he showed me a march around a little bit around the
city and, uh, and, uh, we got to, we got to enjoy, uh, Doha a little bit.
We got to see the city.
It's not a very big one.
Yeah, this is him. Clayton Edward Swisher, born in 1977, is an American former journalist
and author who now works at Geopolitical Risk Analysts, formerly the director of Investigative
Journalism at Al Jazeera Media Network in Doha, Qatar. He now heads Swisher Empirical
Studies LLC headquarters in Doha. He's author of two nonfiction books on the Arab's Rayley
Conflict. He was in the US Marine Corps, Special Agent in State Department's Diplomatic
security service, investigating passport fraud and internal corruption.
He was also Secretary for Secretary of State, Madeline Albright and Colin
Powell's close protection officer duties, bodyguard to foreign dignitaries.
Think Tank Guy at the Middle East Institute.
And then he just becomes this crazy, crazy investigative reporter.
Okay. Um, like legit. Okay. Legit. He produced the Palestine papers described by the Guardian
newspaper as the biggest documentary league in the history of the Middle East conflict.
Robert Fissett, the Palestine papers blew up in the secret of scandalous American led
negotiations between the Israelis and the Palestinian Authority between 2000 and 2010.
Palestine papers led to the temporary resignation of Dr. Saif Erickot, chief pillow negotiator
who accused Wisher in a live voucher interview of orchestrating the league as a part of a
I plot. However, after investigating formal complaints made by Eric cotton, the PLO gets
which are now just there, the British media regular offcom rejected their claims. He is
a no dual stream today. Oh my God. Everyone is like fucking asking about why no dual stream.
You're here. Just shut the fuck up and watch. Okay. Oh my God. I just, I have babies. I
I have babies, I have little babies in my audience
because I'm live for an hour, okay?
I'm live for a fucking hour.
That's why I'm not, there's no reason
to do a dual stream today.
Can you fucking be normal?
Oh my God, oh my God.
Goo Goo Gaga ass bitches in my fucking chat.
I swear to God, dude, you're all 35 years old.
Be fucking normal, okay?
Fuck!
I don't need babies on a fucking plane.
I have babies in here.
Thank you OpenPresence for the 100 Gifted Sugs.
Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
Huh.
Sometimes I wonder why I fucking do this.
Like there's no reason for me to do this day.
It's a travel day and I'm still like let me get some let me get some coverage in before I fucking fly out and there's still
Hundreds if not thousands of motherfuckers in the chat crying about why aren't you doing I do?
How about stop being a fucking nosy Nancy? Okay, don't be a nosy Nelly. How about that?
Jesus Christ
Needy ass bitches in the chat
Anyway
Yeah, you got like
Maximum 40 fuck a minutes and you're in here behaving like a like a child
We're all see these YouTube assholes trying to watch streams with the fucker of youtubers.
No, I'm not sick of the YouTube audience.
YouTube audience is great.
It's just, I'm, you know, there's no reason to do a dual stream.
Okay?
You don't have to get this aggressive.
It's hard.
Okay.
It's hard.
It's hard to wrangle a bunch of fucking hyenas.
Anyway, the big thing he did was, in October 2017, Switzerland was criticized for planning
an undercover reporter James Anthony Kleinfield inside pro-Israel organizations in the U.S.
and the U.K. as a part of an emergency document in Syria called The Lobby.
As a result of Al Jazeera's undercover investigation in early 2018, Democratic Congressman Josh
Gottheimer of New Jersey and Republican Congressman Lee Zeldin of New York urged President Donald
Trump's administration to open an investigation into Al Jazeera's activities in the U S and
forced the network to register as a foreign agent under the foreign agent registration
act or Farrah as of 2023. Al Jazeera had not been released, had not been placed on the
This doesn't even begin to fucking explain what actually took place because it's Wikipedia.
For reasons which remain unclear, those reasons are not unclear.
Al Jazeera decided not to broadcast the second series of the lobby, which featured Kleinfeld's
undercover work in response to switch to crystal badical from Al Jazeera and accused the network
of capitulating outside pressure from the Qatar government and pro-Israel advocates.
So you're never returned to work at the station.
That's hilarious that the Wikipedia article frames it as such.
We know what the truth is, there's plenty of information on this now.
The American government being pressured by Israeli agents, agents of Israel, such as
Lee Zeldin and Josh Gottheimer and numerous other Israeli agents, APAC donors.
The American government literally pressured the Qatari government saying that they would
apply sanctions to the nation of Qatar.
The country were fucking U.S. Central Commanders.
Once again, there's an American military base here. There's the American military base
in this fucking country. And America was willing to burn the country that houses their fucking
military base at the behest of Israel's agents because they were mad that the investigative
reporting coming from Al Jazeera cracked open the, the robust network of espionage and influence
peddling that, uh, Israel engages with, uh, in the United States of America and also in
the UK. Now, of course, you can watch the documentary. Uh, this is also not in the Wikipedia article
for some reason, but you can still watch it. Electronic Intifada was able to secure the
video and released it for mass distribution. Anyway, it's kind of mind boggling that people
still were like, that's not, why do you talk about Israel so much? I don't know. Maybe because
it's not a foreign country. Okay. I'm an American, I'm an American, a political commentator.
I'm an American reporter. Their reports on the news. And, uh, you know, uh, as, as such,
as is my case, as is my job, you know, I have to talk about foreign meddling from a country
that isn't actually foreign. It's just foreign country and name only you forgot to share personal
news. No, I didn't. I was, this is a part of the personal news. Anyway, he just like drove us
around. We have some delicious food. We went to the pearl, the new development. Doha is tiny.
Qatar is tiny. So, you know, there, there isn't like a lot going on here. It's, it's very,
It's a small neighborhood, but it's very pretty. It's very clean. It's very nice. The people are
fantastic. The people are very, very kind. It's also one of the most interesting places I've been to
because you got Hamas is here. The Taliban is here. Israel is here. Everyone is here. You know what
I mean, like this is the diplomatic enclave of the entire menoregion. It's such a wild,
it's so crazy. Like when you think about it, it is actually pretty fucking insane. It's
89% migrant workers. Yeah, of course, as is the case in all the Gulf countries. It's literally
just a country with the nationals that make up a tiny sliver of the population with a
ginormous migrant workforce, which has as you know, in comparison to the rest of the
Gulf nations reformed on the on the the status of the migrant workforce, there's still, you
know, plenty of room for development and plenty of room for improvement. However, you know,
It's not great.
Okay.
Diplomacy, didn't they bomb home office officially
at the Qatar after negotiating,
call for a negotiations this far?
Yes.
My is from where generally?
Literally everywhere.
Everywhere, mostly India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka,
places like that.
I think it's not a kidnaping of the MBC anchor. It's a kidnapping allegedly. We don't know
what the hell is going on, but I think Savannah Guthrie's mom has been kidnapped because there's
is a ransom note involved with it.
Such a strange thing, such a strange story.
Will you be meeting with Adam Friedland in New York?
Yes.
I am Saudi and Qatar 100% better
when it comes to migrants.
Yeah, I mean, Saudi and Dubai are closer
to what you think is going on still in these Gulf countries than Qatar is. But having said that,
of course, there's still a major difference in like the amount of liberties that nationals have
versus residents do. It's a weird structure in general. So
Um, we are about to hit Minnesota temps in New York this weekend.
Fucking awesome.
Yeah, I know.
I'm actually kind of pissy about that.
We meet Claire Valdez in New York.
Yes.
That's part of the big part of the reason why I'm going.
Okay.
A big part of the reason why I'm going is to link up with, uh, Claire Valdez.
Hopefully something with Mohammed Khalil.
something with Zoran as well. I'm going out there for all that stuff.
Yeah, who's taking care of Kaya?
My mom is.
Uh, I will be seeing Jennifer Welsh as well.
Extend your stay fam.
Barak Ravie scoop plans for Iran.
Nuclear talks are collapsing.
You as official say my story on axios.
Yeah, this is like, I need to get the fuck out of here.
Okay.
Like, if I don't get the fuck out of here, I'm cooked.
And it's kind of terrifying to think of.
DOJ lawyer asked to be arrested over Trump's orders. What is this? Might as touch.
The system sucks. And I want to be thrown in jail for 24 hours so I can get some sleep. No,
not the rantings and ravings of Michael Popak on the minus. What?
The DOJ attorney broke down. Here's a Minnesota federal court that had declared that her job
in the system sucks and beg fed. Dude, what? What is this? What is this article? What?
But sometimes chatters will send me something that's going on in the world that's like,
that I'm just like totally oblivious to, where it's just like, I don't know how to describe
it. It's like, this isn't like a bad story necessarily, but it's so fucking like lib
coded kind of.
Like, do you know what I mean?
A top line news stories of the day, I get it, like Savannah Guthrie's mom has been kidnapped
potentially. That's a big one. Clinton's agreed to Republican demands, testifying in Congress.
Will there, will there, will the war break out with Iran? What are the regional implications
of such Trump's borders are says 700 federal agents are leaving Minnesota. And, and of
Of course, like the fallout from the Epstein stuff, right?
Like all this, all this is, is big, um, what the fuck someone is at my door.
What the hell is going on dude?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what?
Fuck it.
Watch this live coded video.
That's network.
That was attorney Julie Lee working for the department of justice in a courtroom in the
United States in Minneapolis in response to judge Blackwell asking Julie Lee why in
the five habeas corpus petition cases that I'm handling for migrants who are unconstitutionally
spending their time in jail instead of out and about.
Why have there been so many violations of my orders? And this was Julie Lee's response.
Not some random person on the street, a person who volunteered for the job, a person who
I just don't know. I don't know what this is. But anyways, that was that was weird. I housekeeping came in strange because they haven't come in at this hour before, but who knows.
Anyway,
Um
What is this Keir Starmer is finished he admits he knew Peter Manoson was friends with Jeff racing after his conviction and he's still appointed him anyway, I
Fucking hope so
Insha Allah
Secretary stay Rubio on Iran, I'm not sure you can reach a deal with these guys. Holy fuck dude
Yeah, Palestine action at all charges dropped in the UK. That's a huge deal as well. I don't know. It's just like, there's a lot of stories, but the one about the, the one about the judge being like I'm, I'm quitting.
I'm quitting. It's, uh, I, it wasn't on the top of my radar. I'll admit.
I always wonder where these guys get their news from and then want me to
offer coverage and commentary on it's like, it's not necessarily a bad thing.
It's just like comes across as like kind of lip coated. If that makes sense.
Um, blue sky link, but reporter from Washington post fired in a war zone,
a publisher who lays over reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering
refrigerated war zone while dodging missiles. What the fuck? Oh, it's a dodging missiles.
Not an editor you want to work for in a more perfect world. I was just laid up by the wash
your post in the middle of a war zone. I have no words. I'm devastated waking up without
power heater running water again, but the work in key the work here in key continues
He's warming up the car, writing in the pencil, ink freezes by headlamp.
Yeah, um, Washington Post is just, uh, it's so cooked, um, you're literally in my city
and I missed out on seeing you, man.
I'm sorry, King.
Maybe next time I'll probably be back here.
Maybe next time I'll be back here to interview homos, uh, didn't happen this time.
But who knows? Why does everyone hate blue sky? Because it's live coded. But do the FC
files that turn everyone in the Nazis are weird conspiracy theories. We are cooked.
I mean, I wouldn't say weird conspiracy theories. I feel like the FC files is already is already
a conspiracy theory and it's a confirmation of some of these weird conspiracy theories.
I'm in Iran for vacation chat law. Please pray for me chat. I'm cooked. I'm coomed.
You're in Iran for vacation, brother. You saw the Iranian government do a fucking black
out and start fucking cracking skulls by the thousands. Like let's be real. And you were
like this is my opportunity to go visit the beautiful city of Tehran is that I mean what
the fuck you were like this is my time I gotta go see I gotta go see my peoples I gotta
go see my family it's vacation time flights were cheap yeah I don't even think flights
are cheap at this point. And does anyone have a blast off mean by the way, the plague tickets
were so affordable.
I don't even know. I don't even, I don't even know if the, the playing tickets would be
cheap. I feel like it'd be expensive because there's like probably like 10 fucking flights.
You know?
Anyway, all right. This, this dummy meme is what I'm using here. Okay.
Okay. My buddy went to Israel recently. I mean, that sucks in general. There's never a good time. At least there's a good time to go to Iran.
There's just not really ever a good time to go to Israel until Zionism has collapsed in of itself and Palestine has been rebuilt from the beautiful ashes.
Uh, so I just, you know, you are literally in a glass house in Doha.
Okay. Well,
You got me there chatter. I mean, not necessarily. Like I said, there's the only reason why, uh,
the only reason why, uh, uh, uh, Qatar is, uh, potentially, uh, Qatar might potentially
get struck is because it's, uh, it houses the American military base. Like you have to
understand, Doha literally shares a fucking gas field with Iran. Okay. You understand that,
right? Like Qatar, it's major gas provider. Okay. It's major gas provider shares a gas
field with Iran across the waterline. So it's not like they're, you know, it's not like
they are inexperienced with dealing with dealing with Iran. Will you report from the
front lines if you get stuck in Qatar? Yes, I will. Hopefully I will not be. How are the
people of Qatar? Hope it was good. It was beautiful. I mean, people in this region are,
First of all, it's like strange because when you say people of Qatar, like there are obviously, uh, you know, Qatari nationals
but like
This place is is
Unlike anything I expected in terms of how diverse it is
Like there are people from so many fucking countries like there are people from all around the world here
like it's a it's got obviously the massive migrant workforce but beyond that like there is a
like it's just there is heliturks here egyptians tunisians algerians indian people
like, like it's this, it is like the most fucking diverse, not diverse from like American
standards.
Like you guys don't understand that as diversity, because you're like, what do you mean?
They're all Arab, but like Arab countries are very diverse as well.
You know, racially, ethnically, Arab countries in and of itself are also like, even in one
country. There's a tremendous amount of diversity, but like Qatar gets to Qatar is a is a combination
of people from all around the world, but everyone's very nice. Yeah, that's a neighborhood in
New York City. Yeah, I'm just saying I don't expect it to be like, why do you say Indian
people and didn't use people for others. Um, I don't fucking know. Any women? What? No,
Qatar is all men. It's just guys. It's just bros. Yeah, no women, dude. The fuck? Yeah,
It's just a male only country.
Nobody knows how they repopulate.
Very strange.
Zohran responds to Polymarket.
Heartbreaking, worst person you know,
just made a great point.
After most of the planning, we're excited to announce
the Polymarket's coming to New York City, New York City's
first free grocery store.
Yeah, I think Calcium Poly market are trying to get in the good graces of New York state
to make sure that they don't get like tax or something.
I don't know.
Regarding the 700Fes being withdrawn from Minneapolis, that's just a number of new
agents they sent recently.
No, I know.
I know to make KC.
I'm going to talk about it.
Don't worry.
Um, it's only for five days. Yeah.
Uh, Mitch is sick in the hospital for your travel day. Yeah, I know.
All right, let's get into it. Is there even a to Macy's playlist?
I feel like there isn't one because I'm so early. I'm early that I,
I'm early before to Macius even woke up. You know what I mean?
Oh, damn, there is one. My mistake. My mistake. My mistake for doubting the goat. Yeah, I
see your reflection papa? I know. I know.
Breaking nuclear talks between Iran and the US are canceled. The US officials told Iran and either this or nothing. And they Iran said, okay, then nothing.
Great.
please don't flip the twitch only streams chatter it's one fucking day
people stressing that you want to remind you to begin after they got their
memberships? Oh my god, it's one fucking day. It's one fucking day.
Put it in the title, dude, dude.
You lied to that reporter.
We are the producers feeding information, especially to Macy's.
No, I actually did talk about that.
I don't know if I, uh, remember to bring it up in the chat or in the conversation.
But I did tell him that you, the peasants, the taste of freedom of choice.
And look what happens when you take it away.
Savages, bigger betrayal than when all the leftists supported grand platinum.
This is grand platinum nation, baby.
Okay.
This is grand platinum nation.
Let's be real.
I know we're pills mafia out in this bitch, but I'm genuinely frustrated.
It's actually Grand Platinum Nation speaking at Grand Platinum Dark Woke
I'm genuinely frustrated so the stuff president Donald J Trump said yesterday
Yeah, no, he's he's that man is in my opinion a two-bit con man and a cheap city
I know he's he's so he's so mad. I just want to throw a homeless person off the George Washington Bridge
Okay, yeah, I'm just pissed off. You want to hear me do a Jamaican accent. You're acting straight
This is just the real me the me I don't hide anymore woke 2.0 is striking with avengers
What do you mean woke 2.0? What happened to woke?
It goes woke beta woke 1 woke 1.7 in 2012 now woke 2.0 aka dark
Well, you're like the wokest person
I know sometimes too like an annoying degree a little bit not anymore dark woke is all about being woke, but we're like
Think again, sweetie therapy is bullshit. We're not so precious about language anymore. Stop eating so much fat ass
So you're politically and socially conscious, but you're mean about we say slurs now you say slurs
Just one slur.
Just the one.
The R slur.
The R slur.
So you're not even saying it right now.
But if you get me mad enough, I will drop that baby like a nuclear bomb.
Also the F slur.
You're not saying the F slur.
I'm working up to it, talking to my therapist about it.
You don't need to be doing all this.
You're a nice person.
Don't act edgy just because you think that's what the world wants you to do.
I don't know, man.
Gen Z scares me.
One second they're like, let's abolish capitalism.
The next they're like, let's watch a Woody Allen movie.
Since when?
Has to drift time is weird, man.
We have to keep reinventing ourselves.
Find new phrases for old things.
just go to therapy you gay loser come on I was doing this I was doing dark
woke I'm sorry President Trump is double are you aware that the OJ is
editing the Epstein files as we speak not redacting or removing changing info
in them and wiping metadata this is messed up yes I am aware of that except
cats out of the bag, big dog, you know, we already fucking saw it. And not only did we
already see what we wanted to see, there's also a very client media ecosystem that's
a refusing to cover some of the stuff. And they can try with the internet and won't forget
Friend of the show, Sean is doing a immigration thing. Uh, yeah, a pin it.
I think I, I caught it. Oh, here it is. Friend of the show,
Sean, it is doing a charity for the immigrant rapper, response fund, uh,
Minneapolis, Minnesota. He's almost at a hundred thousand. Can you signal,
Bruce? And can I pin it? Yeah.
I'm full support of saying the R and F slurs as a woke. Yeah.
I don't really care necessarily. Um,
but I've never actually cared that much, uh, especially about the,
the R word. I just choose not to use it. Even though, you know, I'm aware that everybody
fucking uses it. Not stop. And I'm not like your boy, Lorette cooking chuds.
My favorite rapper GZ wasn't he on FC 9-Land goddess
No, man. No, you must not. No, you must not.
Get out of here. No, you must not.
Make your favorite rapper GZ wasn't he on FC 9-Land goddess
No, man. No, you must not.
Bro, you can't be like a 50 month subscriber
and be like, why did I have to come to twitch to watch this stream?
smash. Okay, you've been watching for so long and you've subscribed for 10. Okay, calm the
fuck down. Put the subscription in the bag, little bro. Okay.
Hearing as mold, rape tone and did you use the R word just sounds cringe and childish.
Yeah, it's not even them using it that sounds as a cringe and childish because they've always used it
It's actually like 60 year old fucking VC guys and like right-wing pivoting tech bros that use it
That actually makes me cringe out of my body
But I you know, I'm not I understand why
You know, most people never actually dropped it from their
common usage. Yeah, a friend of the show Phineas had a bar. Where is it? Phineas response to
USA Today, peace, con, celebrity opinions on politics, idiotic.
I'll keep speaking up, especially if it keeps bothering you.
Pat Bunny and Billy Arellis, you're famous because you're a talented musician, not because
you're idiotic because you're on politics and President Trump says USA Today.
My strongest soldier, my strongest woke warrior, okay?
I'm the woke Ayatollah and Phineas is one of my strongest in the IRGC, the woke IRGC.
He is the Praetorian guard of woke.
You just can't do both.
You can't say it doesn't matter what musicians or celebrities say or think, but then talk
about it for days.
You're out here making it matter.
I'll keep speaking of it, especially if it keeps bothering you.
You know, that's our, that's our woke commander. Okay.
Put some respect on it. Um, yeah.
The Iranian nuclear talks are, uh, falling apart,
except they didn't really exist. So let's be real.
What kind of fucking nuclear talks could you possibly have?
Uh, if, if you didn't even get to the talking stage.
Motherfucker, you early, you broke my routine.
I did it just to fuck with you.
I did it because I wanted to fucking destroy your routine.
I wanted your routine to collapse.
Yeah.
Our woke commander is you know, I'm the woke Ayatollah.
I'm the Ayatollah of woke.
Okay.
And as the Ayatollah awoke, I command you to do Takia when you enter these right wing spaces.
Okay, I command you to do Takia. I am issuing a Fatwa. Okay, Dark Woke is here.
Dark Woke is here. You are all the Fedeine of Woke. You are all, I'm using, I'm mixing and matching a lot of terminology here, but you get the point.
point, okay? My routine is destroyed and my life is ruined. Thanks, baby, you're welcome.
All right, Trump lists Democrat-less cities as he doubles down on suggesting federal election
controls, incredible stuff here. I love the Democratic response, which has been,
But what about the Constitution?
Down on his calls to nationalize elections,
specifically citing districts he lost in 2020.
He says he wants the federal government to take charge,
even though that could violate the Constitution.
Nancy Cordes has more from the White House.
After the president floated the idea on a podcast of nationalizing elections,
White House Press Secretary Caroline Levitt attempted to clarify.
What the president was referring to is the SAVE Act,
which is a huge common sense piece of legislation that Republicans have supported. It provides
very common sense measures for voting in our country, such as-
I love common sense. It's my favorite. Common sense, not so common, ladies and gentlemen. I mean,
after all, it's just common sense, right? It's just common sense that we commandeer elections
at the federal level and completely control it so that we never have elections ever again,
or real elections ever again. I mean, fuck it, democracies lie anyway.
Voter ID. But just hours later in the Oval Office, the president appeared to double down
on the idea of the federal government taking over elections in some states. He didn't mention
voter ID law.
If a state can't run an election, I think the people behind me should do something about it.
Trump then listed a number of Democrat-led cities like Detroit and Atlanta,
where he thinks the federal government should step in.
Look at some of the-
I crashed my car into a cop, got out and said,
common sense, they let me go. Dude, if you say it three times, they give you their service weapon.
Did you know that?
You should give the lamb back. Not hers to have XD. You're on the side that helps illegals
that doesn't speak English. Nice passengers. You should probably stick to gooning if you
don't know what lamb bag is. Do you know what a black Hebrew Israelite is? That's the
decide I'm on dumbass. Okay, nice bathroom. What are you doing, man? What the fuck are
you doing? Nice bathroom decided. Actually, I'm gonna, I'm gonna try a new method in
moderation, previously unheard of where I just start fucking with these idiots. He said,
fucking new moderation style. I'm going to cook. I'm going to fry them. Fry these children
of Yacob nice bathroom.
It's a terrible corruption on elections and the federal government should not allow that
the federal government should get involved. These are agents of the federal government
to count the votes. If they can't count the votes legally and honestly, then somebody else
should take on.
Some accusations of widespread voter fraud in places he lost in 2020 have repeatedly been
debunked. Including in Atlanta, where a new body cam video obtained by the Atlanta Journal
of Constitution shows.
dude, it's gotta be really funny. Like becoming an FBI agent, be Mormon, become an FBI, go
to fucking college, go to Harvard or Yale law school, become a lawyer, become a prosecutor,
eventually make your way to the fucking federal bureau of investigations.
Think you're going to be like combating, I don't know, sex traffickers and, and, and
taken out the real bad guys. Okay. And then they send your ass to Georgia. They send your
fucking ass to Georgia. So you can like harass, uh, election workers and also protect Jeffrey
Epstein's co-conspirators. What a fucking fantastic life. You grew up watching movies
thinking that you were going to be the good guy. And it turns out you are literally the
bad guy. Okay. Cause like, this is the FBI. This is the FBI. Like these aren't, you know,
this isn't like ICE. Okay. This is mostly lawyers, like very well educated people. That's
why it's like considered the woke ages, even though it's obviously not. If you look at
it's history, you know, a lot of infiltration of groups that are considered subversive,
but like, but like, there is this, there's this notion that like you're supposed to be
tackling the real crimes. Okay. And then you join and they're like, Hey, we found the autistic
Muslim 16 year old, you need to get in his DMs right now and, and, you know, make him
commit an active terror or make him think that he's going to commit an active terror,
really coerce him, really persuade him. And then so we can arrest him and make it seem
like you're doing something good. Okay. And he's like, all right, I don't fully understand
why I'm supposed to be doing this, but sure. Fuck it. Why not? And then after you're done
with that. They're like, Hey, uh, now you have to LARP as a child, uh, and manage the largest
trove of child sexual abuse material on the planet. And you're like, wait, what? Okay.
At least like we're arresting pedophiles. That's fine. And then they're like psych, just kidding.
You are managing the largest trove of, of, uh, of child sexual abuse material and you're
defending the pedophiles as long as they're super wealthy pedophiles. Just kidding. You're
You're going to be defending all of Jeffrey F. scenes, co-conspirators. Now that's your
job now. Your job is to protect the pedophiles. And you're like, what the fuck? Also your
boss is Dan Bongino and cash Patel. I would fucking kill myself. Okay. I'll be like, I
went to college for eight fucking years, worked up the ranks, watched so many movies and TV
shows where I was like, you know, my dream career is me being the good guy and arresting
pedophiles. And now you're making me fucking protect the pedophiles because the, the podcast
or pedophilia presidency has decided this is what we're doing. Are you fucking serious?
I don't understand how there isn't like a hot mutiny inside of the FBI on a daily fucking
basis.
You know, people doing des pops and shit, like people just, you know, engaging in the,
the time old tradition of the same stuff that maybe some Vietnam soldiers in Vietnam
that were drafted were doing, you know, but FBI style is pretty fucking crazy.
Now, Senator Booker also said we should have bipartisan agreement.
I think that's a great idea. We should have bipartisan agreement. How about we all come
together and say, let's stop murders? How about we all come together and say, let's
stop rapes? How about we all come together and say, let's stop attacking pedophiles?
This is an old video, but it's really funny. Isn't this an old video? Wait, did he do it
again? Because this is countdown to government shutdown. This is the last time, right? This
old video, this old video is old video. It's old. It's from like the last government shut
down. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I remember watching this at the time. Yeah. It's old video. Yeah.
Ted, Ted came out. So the quiet part out loud. Anyway, now this is what the FBI is doing.
Yeah, taking time out of their busy day to, you know, protect elite pedophiles.
Now they're doing this, they're storming the, the, the, the Georgian election facilities.
The agents searching a Fulton County election center last week.
Director of National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard said Trump personally thanked the agents in
phone call she facilitated after the search. Trump's comments about a federal election takeover
have sparked alarm among Democrats. The notion idea that he will you know ask his loyalists
to do something inappropriate. This is awesome. Yeah, it's not going to happen guys. We're going
to write him multiple sternly worded letters and then you will see. Okay. You understand me?
me? When we fucking do that breaking Starmer resigned wait shut the fuck up no he didn't
why would you debate me like that? Oh? Oh? No he didn't you fucking asshole you debated
me you fucking asshole you debated me it's from June 27 2016 you fucking asshole fuck
you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you you got me so stoked for a second god damn it dude
because we just saw that news coverage I briefly mentioned because of his like connections to
Mendelssohn knowing that Mendelssohn was like Epstein affiliated and still fucking continue to work
with him. God damn, that was good. You fucking son of a bitch. Beyond the Constitution.
Scares the heck out of me. Even some Republicans gently pushed back. Everybody understands the
states are in charge of ministry. Come on, shoot that guy. Republican House Speaker Mike Johnson
backed the president saying Trump was just expressing frustration about election integrity.
Johnson and his party are pushing for a bill that would require national voter ID. Democrats
oppose it, arguing that safeguards to prevent the wrong people from voting already exist.
Hey Nancy, before you go, we all know that partial government shutdown ended yesterday.
What can you tell us about that?
Yes, the lights are back on. President Trump signed a massive funding bill that covers most
government agencies all the way through September. 21 Democrats helping Speaker Mike Johnson secure
enough votes for that bill, which included a Department of Homeland Security funding deadline
of February 14th, a couple of weeks from now to negotiate reforms to immigration enforcement
operations. That's something that Democrats were demanding. Isn't that Madison guy gay? I forgot
my UK politics, Laura. Yes. Though if that deadline isn't met and there are a lot of deadlines that
aren't met on Capitol Hill, ICE is not going to shut down right away. It's covered by funding
from the big, beautiful bill that Trump signed last year, Gail.
Alright, Nancy, to be continued for sure.
Thanks a lot.
To the writhing to-
Yeah, government shutdown was partial, Chad.
It was partial.
It wasn't a full-blown shutdown.
It's not a full-blown shutdown, because they're pussies.
Okay?
Hasan, I can't watch Hasan at work.
You gotta get on UnkTube King.
Bitch, how are you watching right now, then?
How are you watching right now?
Are you not at work?
Then shut the fuck up and keep watching.
Okay?
What is this? Hey Hassan, this plate could be yours. If you finally love me back, just
saying that's crazy. That's crazy that you just sent me your own tweet. Propositioning.
That's crazy. Okay, what are we doing today, man? I don't have a lot of time right now.
Let's continue.
And with Iran, after the American fighter jet shot down an Iranian drone that approached
the U.S. aircraft carrier in the Arabian Sea, our Chief Global Affairs anchor, Martha Raddith,
track in the latest fourth. Good morning, Martha. Good morning, Michael. This was a surprising move
by Iran, given that negotiations are set to begin later this week with the U.S. and some Arab
countries and given the large U.S. show of force in the region. But U.S. Central Command says that
the U.S. aircraft carrier Lincoln, which was transiting the Arabian Sea, was quote aggressively.
I feel like if they're going to drop an aircraft carrier, they would use a fucking hypersonic.
I don't think they would use a Shahid drone, you know what I mean?
I don't even think a Shahid drone could drop an aircraft carrier or any of the fucking naval
assets in the region.
I don't know why they even had a fucking Shahid drone flying in that direction.
Probably a surveillance drone.
They claim it's a Shahid drone.
I don't know if Shahid drones do surveillance as well.
I thought that those were like, they just blow up.
Yeah, it wasn't a Shahid, it was a spy drone, yeah,
that makes sense.
I don't think anything short of a nuke
could take a carrier.
Wait, what?
Are you fucking insane?
There are definitely missiles
that can take out a fucking aircraft carrier chatter. What the fuck? Imagine a hypersonic
saturation strike on a carrier. We'll take it out. Yes.
Crack the hall. I mean, sink it as Marat chatter. You are literally talking about missile technology
that every fucking adversarial nation has been working on with the specific purpose
of destroying aircraft carriers, like what do you, what do you think half the missile
tech is like all this stuff that they're using in Ukraine to hit like, I don't know, oil
or gas depots or whatever.
Those are created specifically for aircraft carriers to hit because think about it this
way.
Every country that is not under the United States security umbrella is consistently developing
missile technology against some of the most important naval assets of the United States,
because outside of the hundreds of military bases around the planet, the most effective
way of doing any sort of military incursion for the United States around the world is
through our naval assets.
And therefore, obviously, many of our adversaries do not have the same capacity for, you know,
they don't have the capacity to have like a robust air force in the same way that we
do.
But they do have one thing that they can use and it's called missiles, okay?
That is precisely the reason why they've actually focused on their missile defenses and their
offensive capabilities.
This is the reason.
This is precisely the reason.
I was thinking about sinking, not disabling my bass, settle down.
Anti ship ballistic missiles, hypersonic cruise missiles, supersonic
anti ship missiles, anti ship cruise missiles.
What?
You scared the fuck out of me, dude.
Yeah.
Anyway, oh shit, March is here.
Are we almost done?
By an Iranian drone with unclear intent officials say US forces tried to
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Damn, look who just look who just texted me
And ours is a big Z
Escalate likely was some kind of warning, but they say everything I'll continue toward the carrier
So a US F-35 fighter jet then shot down the drone then just hours later
Another Iranian drone and some Iranian boats harassed a U.S. flagged merchant ship in the
Strait of Hormuz, and yet despite all this, President Trump said the scheduled talks between
U.S. Envoy Steve Whitcoff and Jared Kushner and Iran's foreign minister about Iran's nuclear
program and its support of proxies like Hamas will continue, while President Trump also
reminding Iran that the U.S. carried out massive strikes against Iran's nuclear program last
summer.
Arthur Raditz, thanks.
I'm negotiating.
I'd like to do something and we'll see if something is going to be done.
They had a chance to do something a while ago and it didn't work out.
And we did midnight hammer.
I don't think they want that happening again, but they would like to negotiate.
We are negotiating with them right now.
So in those negotiations are going to happen a month on Friday, Steve Whitcobs, Jared Kushner
among that party for the United States.
So it was supposed to be in Turkey, by the way, cooked muscle days, muscle visis. Okay.
I just want to mention that we are the table. We are at the table. Turkey mentioned Turkey
I mentioned, except Iran was like, nah, fuck. No, we're doing this one on one. And we're
doing this in Oman and then America I guess was was fine with that but clearly we are
not at the table okay Turkey we are not at the table we are not the table Oman has officially
become the table. A very devastating turn of events, I think. But additional devastating
turns of events is that the talks have collapsed before they even started. Here's what's happening
in the last 24, 48 hours or so. You got Iran here in the middle of the map. Okay. I want
to focus down here in the Persian Gulf and also here in the Arabian Sea because just
yesterday you had two incidents that involved the U.S. naval forces in the region, okay?
One was an Iranian drone that was shot down the USS Abraham Lincoln is about 500 miles
off the shore of Iran.
So the Lincoln thought that this drone was impeding on their activity.
That was shot from the sky.
Then you had a U.S. flagged vessel that outran Iranian gunboats, incident number two that
was tucked up right here at the bottom of Persian golf and the straight of four moves.
What's happening in the area? Okay. So this is about the area. Huh. Interesting. Why is
USS Bulkley and USS Roosevelt right here? What the fuck? What is that? It's a Motorola.
What you have a Motorola. Wait, really? Oh, you're watching a fucking video. That's so
So strange. Which part of this map is the USA? Right there. You can't see it. It's kind
of tiny. It's tiny nation, tiny nation, Israel. That's the part of the map. That's the United
States of America. And then these are the other vassal states. It's just strange. Why
are there, what's going on here? Why are, why are there naval assets? One in the Red
see why are there so many naval assets surrounding Iran Iran and also why are there assets right
there? Hmm. I wonder why perhaps this is because we are also invested not only in offensive
capabilities striking Iran, but also defensive capabilities and protecting the most important
country on the fucking planet, the beautiful nation state of Israel. Now, of course I'm
Also here, I'm literally on this map right now, doxing myself, but I'm like literally
on this fucking map. Okay. You can see me right around here. All right. Not great.
I will admit. Apparently, according to Phil Stewart, more alerts on US Iran talks hitting
wire senior Iranian officials returned to Reuters and say US insistence on discussing
non nuclear issues, could jeopardize talks in Oman senior Iranian official says Tehran
is fully ready to hold talks with the U S on only on the nuclear issue. They are once
again coming to the table to be like, yeah, no, we don't, we hate nukes. Remember the
I had told us that no nukes. Yeah, we're fucking, we're stupid like that. We're just not, you
know, we're just, they don't listen to the Hassanavi doctrine. Okay. They don't listen
to the fucking Hassanavi doctrine. Um, look behind you. I mean, so far it's fine. Hopefully
it won't be a fucking issue flying out. If they hit a fucking no tan, literally while
we're at the airport, I'm just going to fucking, I'm just going to restart the stream from
the airport.
Fuck it. Like because that is that, that is a thing that is a thing that could happen.
It's like straight up any moment, like we, we might be fucking clinching this by an
ass hair, uh, getting the fuck out of Doha, uh, right before shit explodes out here.
And, uh, you know, there is that.
We shot down.
This is the U S S Abraham Lincoln.
Clearly you can see all over this map, the naval assets on behalf of the United States
Navy are significant right now in the Gulf, especially with the Lincoln just arriving
there a few days ago.
This is a choke point, right?
That's one of the most important choke points in the world when it comes to transporting
oil.
Alright, straight to Hormuz.
Okay, you got 21 miles wide at its most narrow point, but the shipping lane is even
There you go.
This is where I'm at.
Right there.
This is where me and Marchie Poo are at.
Smaller.
It's only two miles wide.
So any vessels that are traveling in this area, they are well aware of each other as
they pass one another and work their way either up into the Persian Gulf or out to the Gulf of Oman.
Hewitt's with me now, Fox News contributor. Hewitt, here's what I, this is a sense I gather here.
The Iranians wanted to move the talks. The U.S. said, okay, we'll do that.
The president talks every day about, you know, he's, he's stopped eight wars.
I don't get the sense that he wants to start a new one. And I think the Iranians know that.
Where does that leave the situation as of now?
the fuck does that mean dude what do you mean for he stopped eight wars i don't get the sense
that he wants to start a new one he absolutely wants to oh my god what planet are we on dude
look you got the fucking war games map on of course he wants to start what are you saying
oh my god how do you think good morning bill i think president trump is acting very calmly
very rationally, but I believe the opposite is true of Iran.
Yes. There's nothing more calmly and rationally than straight up bringing a fucking strike
team and numerous naval assets into the region to say, we're just going to fucking blow you
up. And this time it's literally because we're bored. Okay. Like what's the reason why we're
blowing up Iran? Why did we decide to fucking move naval assets back into the region? Remember?
Oh, it's because Iran is killing their own people, right? So what's the fucking solution?
Oh, we just killed their people instead. It's like, how dare you kill your own protesters?
We get to kill you instead. Of course, the real reason why we're doing it is because
we are the lap dog of Benjamin Ninjah. This government is basically a fucking come sleeve
for Benjamin Ninjah who, and he wants to fucking strike Israel. Now I talked to analysts all
the fucking time about this. Some of them don't think that Israel wants the, the, the
American government to strike Iran. I disagree vehemently with those analysts. I think we
are basically Israel's fleshlight and, and therefore we will do their bidding. They've
always wanted to strike Iran. They've been nutting at the opportunity, you know, and,
and basically let all hell break loose. So we'll see what the fuck takes place.
like desperate people do irrational things.
It is irrational to attack the Lincoln.
It is irrational to attack a U.S. flag tanker
when the United States Navy's got presence everywhere.
And then yesterday and today,
the news agency associated with the regime in Iran
began publishing pictures of American bases in the area.
It's another threat.
This regime has been near crumbling since midnight hammer,
and when the protests began in December, it got desperate.
murdered 30,000 or more of its own people. Videos came out this morning about the brutality
of those attacks. So I think a special envoy, Wiccup is going to offer the Iranians the
Assad option. You can leave. We'll let you leave, but you've got to leave because this
is the fuck are you saying? Like, what is so, that's so insane, dude, the Assad option.
This regime is so evil, so fanatical. President Trump knows we are the evil regime. Okay.
I just want to mention, like between us and Iran, we are definitely the more evil regime.
I know this will come as a controversial position to some, they're gonna be like,
I saw them, they've killed thousands of protesters. Yeah, we've killed thousands of people elsewhere,
including, we are now, we are now positioned to kill thousands of people in Iran, many
more thousands than the Iranian government killed. Okay.
Our solution is, we literally are looking at the situation and we're like, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, Iran killed thousands of its protestors?
Well guess what, I have a solution.
It's killing a million Iranians.
Exactly what he's doing, I can't count the number of times.
He said the JCPOA was the worst deal ever done.
Been saying that for 10 years.
I can't imagine he's going to enter into JCPOA 2.0.
And so I think it's really a showdown in Oman, where the president is going to communicate
to Mr. Whitcoff and Jared Kushner.
You have one option, which is to leave and then let us destroy your missiles because
it's a dangerous wounded beast and they are acting completely crazy.
Not like-
Yeah, the US official said that the White House envoys Steve Wyckoff and Trump said
a lot and Vice-Chair Krishna expected to travel to Qatar on Thursday for talks on Iran
with the Prime Minister.
From there, they currently plan to return to Miami rather than traveling to meet the
Iranians.
The official said that if the Iranians are willing to go back to the original format,
the US is ready to meet this week or next week.
Okay. The fact that they're still, uh, entertaining, flying out there, uh, flying out here where
I'm at, uh, gives me a little bit more comfort and a little bit more hope.
That's the suggestion about regime change. Wall Street Journal editorial or puts it with
it. Wait, Thursday. Oh, fuck. That's tomorrow. Wait. Oh shit. I just, I very, I thought Thursday
like next week, um, Thursday's in, uh, yeah, three hours, two hours from now. Okay. That's
today in the paper. I don't know. Wait, so we're going to, we're going to see Kushner
on the way out. We're just going to be, we're trading places. Kushner and Whitcoff are
coming in. We're getting out. You know, I think it'll be fine today that it was at the
start of the 12 day war in June and the U S's options to mitigate disruption. Most of
the Iranian who is going to get killed are the ones who are killing normal people. Yeah,
no, totally. That's how, that's how American missiles work. They're heat seeking. They're
their IRGC seeking missiles. Famously, American missiles, when they explode near an IRGC asset,
it actually totally avoids killing all of the random civilians that happen to be around it.
Yeah. Yeah, do you know what cluster munitions are, chatter? Yeah. Just like American missiles are,
are um yeah American missiles are also famously uh American missiles are also famously not seeking
gay people too. This is like a very cool new technology that we have here um
but uh wait hold on I'm getting some messages oh god
Oh, no. One of the guys, one of the regime guys, Morandi, literally just tweeted, Sayed
Mohammed Morandi tweeted basically an hour ago, it's time to immediately leave all countries
that host US bases in the Gulf region.
That's, that's a good note to end the broadcast on. We're getting the fuck out of here, hopefully.
And if, if things are fine by the time you, what the fuck is this meme, dude? What is this
meme by the time, you know, hopefully tomorrow I will be live from the United States of America.
If things have not gone well, there's a range of options here. Okay. If things have gone
mildly fine, we will at least be alive and maybe in cutter. But if things are, but if
things are really bad, then we're not alive. But, you know, on that note, I have to go.
I love you guys. And yeah, I told you I was going to do a short stream just to give you
you guys an update, but hopefully tomorrow I'll be live with a brace, Belden and Mero,
the kid, Mero in New York city.
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