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02-08-2026 · 8h 38m
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I'm listening to the music with no theater You can hear a kid with your sense of theater
And you can't stay on your feet And you're faking in your sleep
You wish that you were deep
You can't ever laugh into myself
If you could, you would be someone else
Cause I'm a part of the world who yes I am
Well, I'm a part of the world who yes I am
What's going on everybody? I hope everyone's having a fantastic evening afternoon pre-noon
no matter where you are in the world. I'm a Sompiker and this is Austin I brought
has come to you live from cold, incredibly cold, break outside, New York, New York, ladies
and gentlemen, boys, girls and MBS were alive, we're alive and I hope all the boys, girls
and MBS are having a fantastic one.
Because today's a beautiful day, today's a wonderful day, today is Sunday, fun day.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen, it's Sunday, Sunday, and I hope everyone's having a fantastic
one. I got to lower the gain a little bit. Sorry. I think it was, it was a little too
cranked out, a little too bass boosted. We're live. We're alive though. All right. Noise
gate is back on and working fully. Microphone is back on working fully. And we're live,
I said
From New York New York
Memdana stands they fuck the Patriots of course
Yo, fuck fuck Israel fuck Robert Kraft fuck the Patriots
Go Seahawks, baby
cool cool cool
Okay, will you be Jesse Maxine today? Yes, I will be Jesse Maxine today. We're live. We're alive exclusively from twitch
And
Wait am I broadcasting the YouTube as well, I think it's supposed to be exclusive to twitch
I hope I'm not I'm live on YouTube as well. Fuck. I just ended it. I
Just ended the broadcast. I didn't even realize it's supposed to be live just to
Okay, I ended the broadcast I
Didn't even fucking realize that I was live on YouTube. I ended it
And I'm gonna I'm gonna delete it as well
Okay, I
That was not I don't know why I
I don't know why I was live on YouTube as well the rug pull now a YouTube hater. No
There's a reason for it. I'm gonna explain to you in a second. Okay
You are so fake bro everybody I didn't even realize that I was live on YouTube
And it's going to be so fucking annoying now that I actually went live both on YouTube and on
Uh, uh twitch as well. I played the copyright music in the beginning thinking that I wasn't even live on YouTube
Okay
Um
Please don't I can't see oh fuck. I should this is the worst
Maybe I should just end the broadcast right now actually before it even gets out of hand
Oh no
Maybe I should not even go live at all today now that I did this major mistake because now
It's the absolute fucking worst thing that I could have done because now everyone's gonna get super fucking mad
Okay
You did this to yourself, I know well it's because I'm a fucking idiot who deserves nothing
Okay, I'm an idiot who deserves nothing and I should just probably stop streaming completely all together
Because I try to do things and I fail spectacularly and when I fail spectacularly when I try to do things
It just ends up frustrating people
And and I'm doing all of it because I hate you really like the real reason why I'm doing it is because I despise all of you
I hate all of you obviously and I want to really like make sure that I lean into your schizophrenic tendencies to make you come up with
Additional conspiracies. I was gonna talk about that real quick
Like the reason why I'm not live streaming on YouTube is something that I already described
on my Discord server and something that I already described yesterday as well.
The reason why I'm not live streaming on YouTube is because I wanted to test out what it would
look like to do dual streaming after I got banned.
I wanted to see if I had an opportunity to be able to broadcast on YouTube if I ever
got permanently banned and it was such a success that the aftermath of the ban was such a
success on YouTube that I thought maybe we could test out dual streaming.
The reason why I didn't do the dual streaming initially was because of the reason why I
I want to stop dual streaming for the time being, okay?
There's a couple of reasons for it.
Number one, DMCA violations, okay?
It changes the, okay, please stop spamming,
30K plus 20K is not failing, okay?
I don't wanna hear the background.
Why did you over memberships if you weren't going to stay?
Because I thought I was going to stay
and I'm gonna do something for the members there,
regardless, I'm planning on potentially doing
a members only live stream broadcast to YouTube while I simultaneously, while I simulcast
the Twitch, potentially, okay?
But here are a couple reasons.
Let me explain myself before you guys freak the fuck out on me, because you're going to
freak the fuck out on me anyway.
Number one, okay?
When I do dual streaming, the reason why I didn't want to dual stream initially was
because when I dual stream, it splits the audience.
It's that simple.
And because most of these platforms are very top heavy
in terms of especially Twitch, more so than YouTube,
but especially Twitch,
Twitch's discoverability is entirely reliant
on it being a top heavy platform.
There's no discoverability on Twitch
outside of being at the top,
or it like almost the top of the leaderboard, the directory.
My goal here is not to max out on revenue.
If my goal here was to max out on revenue, I would just continue live streaming,
dual casting to YouTube as well, because the reality of the matter is the
YouTube live stream was generating a tremendous amount of revenue.
Okay.
And not just from the memberships.
I, I turned down the YouTube live stream.
I did the reason why, the reason why I am back to single platform streaming.
This doesn't mean that I will never stream on YouTube ever again, but the
The reason why I am single platform broadcasting is because I don't want to split the audience.
I can't pay attention to the YouTube chat.
YouTube chat already has latency.
There's an issue with the delay regardless.
And I can't look at both chats at the same time, at least for the time being.
Okay.
We're working on solutions to all of this.
I know that the YouTube audience has its advantages
for a lot of the older folks that want to watch,
they can watch on their TVs,
they can watch on their Apple watches,
they can watch on their refrigerators, okay?
I know, I'm aware of this.
What?
Please work with your YouTube partner,
manage your creators at your level,
have access to creator revshare splits with owners,
unless the rights holders scrapped that that was implemented back in 2023.
I don't know what that is. Anyway, I don't give a shit about that. Okay.
The entire backbone of this broadcast of my style of broadcasting
and live streaming is the community interaction.
Okay, is the chat back and forth. I
Can't do that with YouTube. So the YouTube audience is getting something entirely different from that experience
They're just getting convenience
Okay, that's number one number two. I understand the convenience part. I
Understand the convenience part of it
But like I said it ends up
splitting the viewership, it ends up splitting the chat, it ends up causing me to have less
viewership overall on Twitch, which is my primary platform and my primary mechanism for discovery.
Okay? Those are the reasons. Now, for all the people who signed off for a membership,
I am working something out where I will potentially do a members only live broadcast
If you would like to continue the membership if you don't you can refund it pretty simple process
It's not the end of the world if you want to do that
Having said that having said that
I
Am planning on potentially doing a membership only live refeed to my youtube channel to my youtube broadcast
Your audience on twitch is max out brother. Okay guys
Here's what we're not gonna do
We're not gonna have you know, 17,453
Micromanagers that come to me a 34 year old live broadcaster who has been professionally doing this for the past 12 years and
Explain to him how you actually know better on how to do what I'm doing
Okay, I don't come to your accounting job and tell you to fucking you know
Do your accounting job better than you I don't come over and hang over your head while you're you know
Why you got one year listening to me on your on the twitch broadcast or on the YouTube broadcast and tell you hey
actually, you're not crunching those numbers correctly. Okay, so please stop back-seeding
how I live broadcast. Okay.
I don't come to the docks and slap the cocks out of your mouth. Exactly.
So, I know everybody wants me to listen to them and them only because they have the best ideas
and I know it's coming from a nice place. Okay?
So would that be refeed just a one-off or like several streams because I legit
was signed up just for a refeed? No, I'm most likely going to do,
I'm most likely going to do a refeed for members only.
The reason for that is because, the reason for that is because I don't want to separate the audiences, okay?
I don't want to separate the audiences because on Twitch, if you have 15k and on YouTube you have 10k,
that doesn't mean you have 25k total viewership, okay? Because it splits the audiences.
On Twitch, if you have 30k, you have 30k.
You have a higher likelihood of reaching the top of the directory.
You have the higher likelihood of reaching the top of the directory.
If I just cared about money, I would continue reshorming on YouTube.
YouTube generates a tremendous amount of revenue.
A tremendous amount of revenue.
Okay.
As far as reach goes, this is still my primary platform.
And the reason why I'm going to continue doing it is because this is my fucking primary platform
until I get banned, at which point now I know I have a plan. I can go back to, I can go back to
YouTube and become a full-time YouTube live streamer. Okay? Instead of saying you view count
and did yourself, or this is a view count and the situation, understand that the view count in
this circumstance is quite literally market dominance of ideology. Okay? Market dominance for
or an idea. A lot of you don't understand how this stuff works.
You just assume, oh, he just cares about the viewership.
He just cares about the bigger number. Okay.
You're being fucking stupid because it doesn't just mean the bigger number.
What means for a higher viewership is a higher likelihood of
bringing in fucking normies, not just like, uh,
not just creating a, uh,
a tiny little community of, of a gate kept, uh,
esoteric ideology that is the most moral and the most perfect, but instead bringing in
a steady stream of different people with different opinions that are just going, oh, this is
the top of the directory.
Let me click on it because there are, for those of you who tune in every single day.
Okay.
For those of you who tune in every single fucking day.
From your perspective, you think, oh, well, everyone just tunes in and you've maxed out
The reality of the matter is most people still know me as the guy on Twitch as a live streamer on Twitch
Okay
Normies aren't on Twitch. No the fucking people that are
When I say normie, I mean people who aren't socialists man, okay
People who aren't fucking socialists who are still clicking on just chatting broadcasts
Okay, people who are not socialists, but are on the fucking platform that are like, hmm, let me click to see what's going on in the world. Let me see what's happening.
In the universe. Let me see. Oh, let me go and watch fucking as mingle. Okay, you don't have to agree with me on this. Once again, that's why I'm sitting in the driver seat, and you're in the backseat.
Okay, so stop backseat driving
YouTube chat was the exact same community as the Twitch chat and y'all are tribalists as fuck about it
This is some cringe twitch victory. Please stop behaving like teenagers exactly it was
It was it was 100% the exact same community
It was just split between two places and the reality of the matter is if there is you know 30k here
There's a higher likelihood of reaching 40k on Twitch rather than 20k here and 10k on YouTube
means there is no likelihood of reaching a larger audience here, okay?
This is not just a market share for live broadcasting. This is not just about maxing out my viewership
This is about live broadcasting and market share of
Ideology
You didn't even tell us you were ending the YouTube stream?
No.
Dan Clancy made the boss call, huh?
This whole time we thought you were in control of him.
Yes.
Dan Clancy actually made the boss call.
Now, in most circumstances, people don't even give you all of this like additional
over-explaining bullshit.
I do.
And the reason why I do is because the reason why I do is because I think transparency is
the best policy. Now, of course, that doesn't stop people. That doesn't fucking stop people
from, uh, you know, assuming, making assumptions. You're in the driver's seat because, you know,
politics is a chop that's take because you think your reach wouldn't be further on the
largest video platform. No, my reach would probably be further if I just streamed on
YouTube exclusively and Twitch was my secondary platform, but Twitch is my primary platform.
it. And no, I'm not just in the driver's seat because I know about politics. I'm in the driver's
seat because I know about how to spread politics as well. There's a reason why I got to the place
that I got to. I hope I can maintain some level of charitability from an audience that has been
in here for a very long time, instead of just immediately assuming you know better than I do.
I've heard a lot of takes on the internet of people being like, I'm an SEO marketing manager for
small businesses in my hometown in Springfield, Ohio. And let me tell you, I work with many
Chinese restaurants. I work with, you know, I've worked, I work with soul food restaurants.
And I know that I was able to drive in 35 new customers to those restaurants every day.
So let me give you my unsolicited advice. It's like, this is my, this is what I do.
And I'm giving you all of the reasons as to why I'm doing it. I don't know why everyone
is like trying to fucking debate me into a submission here. You were still 30k here,
you'd also have 20k there. If you were split you'd cap at 15k to 20k here and that's not
the case, that is the case, that literally happened yesterday. Okay? As far as memberships
goes, I'm planning on refeeding the broadcast and dual streaming to members only on YouTube.
So if you want that convenience, I mean, we can potentially do it. Okay.
You weren't on YouTube, so I came to Twitch problem solved. Anyway.
I let I feel like the fan channels that were really good job on YouTube is actually your
collab with BoBoi the put me on your commentary that's how you reach the YouTube audience
when you watch live streams generally.
Yeah.
In any case, you're being completely reasonable and I respected these shadows are brain-rotted
better here than somewhere else. They're being maliciously exploited in which you are not
doing slash gen. Okay. So like I said, this doesn't mean that like the YouTube dual streaming
experience is over. Okay. Um, but, you know, for the time being, especially due to DMCA
I
Wanted to put a pause on it here are some of the additional advantages of live streaming on YouTube though number one a fuck ton of revenue
Okay, a
Fuck ton of revenue number two the numbers actually weren't that bad overall for the live broadcast
1.1 million four hundred twenty thousand three hundred thousand one hundred ninety thousand and growing for all of the live broadcast
Okay
Number three, and this is perhaps most interesting in this experiment. It actually ended up boosting the viewership of a whole bunch of other videos.
So we started posting even more videos than we normally do, you know, two a day, three a day, whatever.
And it actually started boosting the viewership of all the other videos as well, except for the ones that are very clearly fucking blacklisted by YouTube, such as this one about
Belal Khaled from Palestine from Gaza. So it was that it's actually a horrible financial decision to stop live broadcasting on YouTube
It's done exclusively
It's done
It's done exclusively so that I don't split the audience, okay?
Us corpos are gonna miss you tomorrow when we go into the office tomorrow. Thank you for your service
Okay, first of all, you're 39 months subscribers, so clearly you've been watching.
I think the best thing to reach out to Normie is still doing collabs and events.
I was already a socials before I was even vaguely aware of you, that you program boys,
and would never actually click down your toge, or only came to trick you out,
because I stumbled across you on Austin's, name your price,
and thought, holy shit, I've never seen a guy with such a small head. Yeah.
I don't know why people are so upset.
There's fan accounts on YouTube.
If you want to watch YouTube, you can catch those vids.
Some of them upload the quickness with the quickness
and gives us some money for people can afford college and shit.
Exactly. Close presents.
Thank you for the hundred gift subs.
In any case.
In any case.
I know Twitch is blocked in some
I know Twitch is blocked in some workplaces. Like I said, I'm going to potentially
I'm going to I'm going to see if I can do a members only live broadcast on YouTube
Okay
Definitely more clips I need to for sure that's what I saw first.
Yeah.
My only purpose for YouTube is that I feel too old to have Twitch installed and would
never watch any other stream but for you and the spirit of socialism I shall endure.
In any case, that's what it is, yesterday was a different circumstance, guys, it's
not just yesterday, okay, please stop, I don't know why you're, yes, viewership overall,
is going to be lower because I'm fucking not at home not doing live broadcasts at home. Okay, I know
But like this is a this is a trend. Why is it that why is it that I can't do anything new without like a million
migrant managers fucking
Coming inside of my asshole pause
Why is it why is it that this is always like any sort of fucking minor tweak is
instantly like the most consequential decision that rips apart your entire
family you're like hey Hassan just tuning in for the first time on Twitch you
know was very excited for the past seven days of live broadcasting love that
you went you know love that you did a week-long test on YouTube my family is
falling apart I actually went to Walmart to purchase a gun and I actually
killed my whole family when I realized that your YouTube broadcast wasn't
happening again just checking in on twitch for the first and perhaps last
time to let you know it's over for me my life is done thank you
anyway
I feel like it feels like you're presenting it very adversarily. It's like sharks and
blood. I mean, I'm not. I'm just explaining to you what the, what the reasoning is. And
I think a lot of people are like, no, I don't think so. I think there's probably a secret
reason.
Like I told you, or even better, people going, no, actually, I don't agree with your decision.
You need to start live streaming on YouTube once again right now.
So.
Anywhere.
I believe a lot of people view people who double-stream is trying to double-diver something
Even though that is not the case maybe no, um, it does it doesn't double dig just splits the viewership. That's it
That's it. It's like the primary problem
And because twitch is my primary platform and it's very top-heavy
That's the reason why a lot of people also choose to broadcast the one platform
As it stands currently, there's no like dual streaming streamer. That's at the top of either platform
So instead of fucking diminishing the because a lot of people take for granted like how many new people are
Cycling in and out of this broadcast on Twitch. You don't understand how that works and it's fine. It's understandable
You don't know how the sausage is made. Why should you you're a watcher, right?
many of you are not
many of you are not
streamers your stream watchers and
The problem here is
There aren't that many there aren't that many
dual casters that are at my size okay the only one that I can think of is I
show speed who only recently started live streaming on Twitch but his primary
is YouTube and he just uses twitch as a secondary platform and whoever watches
on twitch watches on twitch and that's great okay do we have to leave soon oh
fuck I didn't even realize okay well I instead of doing the news basically spent
all this time explaining to you what the reasons for dual casting was and now we have to move
out to go to this event which we're going to be going to in a second. We're going to
the DSA Slay some of us have bush streams though but that's not realistically sustainable
yet that's crazy. Open up your streams with audio of nails to chalkboard to filter out
the rigid neurodivergence like me. Yeah that's what I need to do. Anyway let me blast off
real quick. And then we will continue. Okay, hold on. Let me blast off. Okay, here. I'll
do this. I'll do this. I'll do this. Boom, boom, boom. Okay, you can take the camera
out now. Oops, wrong one. Oh, yeah, that's fine. Never mind. It's the right one. Um,
I'm having two streams. They could be annoying when I'm timed out. I want nice.
Um, where was I? Oh yeah, let me let me blast off real quick.
Yeah, apologies for first broadcasting on YouTube as well.
You don't like dual casting?
I don't.
I don't like dual casting in general, yes.
Can you please start doing well thought out long form videos?
Sure.
Just smash my TV in front of 30 guests on my party because no more has I on YouTube
streams and my wife just took over crying kids and said they're all spending the week
at a hotel.
The streamers ruined my life and my party.
I can't handle this anymore.
Goodbye, Aslan.
I'm no longer a fan.
RIP to YouTube streams?
No.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna fucking, I am going to figure out something.
Okay?
I am going to figure out something for the YouTube members, potentially the live refeed
of this broadcast will only be broadcasted on the live refeed on this broadcast, might
potentially only be broadcasted to members, okay?
So that if you want additional convenience, you can be watching as a member on YouTube.
That's funny. The temple meme is funny. Okay, I'm using that too.
Okay.
What's up? What are you laughing at?
What?
You think it's lazy you can read two chats of ones you sound entitled
The majority report does dual streams
More like lazy. Yes, that's what it is guys. I'm lazy you caught me
I'm so lazy. That's why I fucking do
That's why I do
Unlimited amounts of live broadcasting every fucking day and you don't even have to subscribe here on twitch
You can just watch but if you want to subscribe you can fund the piker broadcasting service by subscribing
But that's the reason why I do it because I'm lazy
You caught me
Don't read the bait
Yeah, fun for the easiest bait. Yeah. This is why he went live on YouTube when he was
banned instead of throwing the towel and waiting. Yeah, I know because I'm so lazy. I just like
chose to fucking not broadcast on or chose to take seven days off. I cut it down and
also stream throughout the entire process and continue to stream while I'm you know continue
to stream endlessly while I am live everywhere around the world okay um yeah we're gonna talk
about Japan but I'll talk about Japan on the way over there uh let me just call a uber real quick
you could technically combine the two chests together but yeah I agree with your other
points you guys can be as annoying as you want to get you text me the address and I will
posted on here. You spoiled these people. Ron got to take more time off, man. I know.
Okay. Dude, that's, you sent me not the text message. Bro.
That's crazy. That's the worst way to text me the address, bro. You texted me the address with
like with all of the additional shit hopefully it's the right one we're gonna
have a little quick short drive over there but yeah here I'll play some
fucking music on here while I actually, I'll just play the
the first that Japan's ultra conservative Prime Minister
Senai Dakei, she's ruling party is on course for a landslide victory
in the election. The Liberal Democratic Party and its
coalition partner, Ishin, are protected to clinch more than
two thirds of the 465 seats in the lower house. Dakei called
the rare winter snap election to turn around the image of her party marred by recent corruption
scandals. The win would pave the way for her to push through her right wing agenda.
Our correspondent Gavin Blair is standing by for us in Tokyo. Gavin, first of all,
help us grasp just what a thunderous victory it's said to be for Takeichi.
Yeah, this certainly is a resounding victory. At the moment, to the confirmed seats,
we have 238 for the government and 33 for the opposition. Some people thought this was a gamble
for a Taka H sheet to call this election a snap election after just three months in power.
If it ever was a gamble, it's paid off handsomely. The LDP has been winning with like 70 and 80%
vote counts in single constituencies. Some big wigs from the opposition have lost their seats.
As you mentioned, they may get a 310-2 thirds majority, which would allow them to push through
just almost any legislative package and also attempt to change the constitution, which
has always been a name of the LDP.
So this is shaping up to be the best result in probably 20 years.
We won't have all the results in until morning, but it's looking like a very good night for
the age.
And why did the LDP do so well?
I mean, is it purely the momentum from Takoichi's honeymoon period?
Is there some blame there that could be attributed to the opposition as well?
So she really did make this a referendum about herself.
Policy-wise, there isn't really a huge difference between the main parties.
They were all promising some kinds of sales, tax cuts on food.
So this really did come across a lot.
This did really depend a lot on her image and what she projected, and she's done that very well.
She's charmed President Trump when she was here.
She had a very good summit with the South Korean Prime Minister.
They were famously shown playing drums.
And that's, it's that kind of colour that's really resonated with voters here.
She doesn't come from a political dynasty.
She comes from a relatively modest background.
She occasionally slips into her native regional accent.
All this has gone down very well.
After a procession of fairly grey leaders and prime ministers, she's a kind of splash
of colour. As for the opposition, frankly they've been something of a mess. The main opposition
party formed a new party with Cometo, who for 26 years were in a coalition with the government.
Not all of those voters were happy. They had this new party, the Centrist Reform Alliance,
formed a couple of days after the announcement, then went to the polls with the electorate,
not really knowing who they are, what they stood for, and it's backfired
badly. And just to further advantage of Takiechi, who was already in a strong position.
All right. Thank you for that, Gavin. That's Gavin Blair, our correspondent reporting for us
from Tokyo. Developing news overnight in the search for Savannah Guthrie's mother, Nancy,
the family posting a new video overnight with the plea for her safe return.
We received your message and we understand. We beg you now to return our mother to us so that we can celebrate with her. This is the only way we will have peace. This is very valuable to us and we will pay.
It is just such a heartbreaking video and we have new details here.
They're also emerging about the investigation.
Former FBI agent Brad Garrett will join us in a moment here, but first ABC News Chief
Investigative Correspondent Aaron Katerski is live in-
Alright everybody.
So you told them that you're going to do a stream on Moonbow, right?
No, my God, you're so funny.
Right as I want.
Oh shit, did you swap it, man?
Yes.
We're on the floor, you're on the floor.
Um, okay, so
Uh, we're on our way to an undisclosed location ladies and gentlemen, we are going to be
Um, broadcasting the dsa slate. I feel like they put this thing together just for us
low-key
Low-kirk
And uh
You know, we'll see. We'll see how it goes, but I'm going to be I'm going to be grilling them on how they implement woke sharia
in New York City, also now known as Afghanistan for those of you who don't know.
I got the big pants on the floor of the car.
There's two.
What? What are they saying?
They're the thing with the floor being dirty.
That's crazy.
some crazy issue with the go-3 kidnapping I know I'm gonna cover that later so today
we're doing a quick we're doing a quick like speed round meeting the DSA slate and then
and afterwards, I guess you show it.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
What's up everybody?
We're live, we're alive.
We're on our way to an undisclosed location right now
to meet up with the New York Democratic Socialists
of America sitting proudly,
the DSA National is sitting proudly
at 100,000 members as of two days ago.
impressive feat, an incredible accomplishment, making it currently the
largest contemporary socialist party in the United States of America. We're
going to be there very shortly. We'll obviously hide the location when we get
there, but I'm going to be asking them questions about like what the goal is,
what the DSA's infiltration is going to be looking like. It's
Tommy infiltration time and um and you know get a good feel for some of the
candidates that are running introduce them to you guys as well is it cold
today yes it is oh my god it is very cold today it's not as cold as yesterday
but it's still very cold today it's cold every day yeah let's be honest like
also not be cold March show the people what you're wearing why because it's an
insane fit that you have on for how cold it is
I think it's not enough
Don't show it show it show chat. Okay. Here. It's a little bit. I thought it was great. You do look great
What's wrong?
I got I got a heat tech
Boom boom. That's not I guess the heat tech leggies to
Yeah
I don't intend on being outside
yeah no I understand why I have the heat back on it's funny I got this I got
this like broke you yeah I got the heat on I got this jacket and I got this
shirt on so you know I think I'm I'm well I'm well situated I think the cold
can hurt the cold has hurt me yeah I can tell it's not it's not even a canter
can it's a it's a definitely a thing that has happened already.
L Japanese engineering? Yes speaking of L Japan.
Okay can you give me like a TODR?
Yeah Takahichi is and I've been talking to my my um analysts in Japan for this as well.
People who have been like you know I've this is something that I've been aware of
for a while now Takahichi comes in uh to the
basically single party that has run the country, Shinzo Abe's party as well.
Takashi comes into power, she's very conservative, she's more conservative than like even the
past leadership, and one of the first things that she does is basically say like we're
going to retake Taiwan, which is a massive understandable source spot for the Chinese,
the Chinese government immediately responds very, very harshly with the strongest rebuke
possible
uh... but that wasn't the only thing that she did she's like
her appeal
for a lot of young japanese especially
and she has a lot of appeal in japan she's like an incredibly uh...
popular by japanese standards to Japanese people by and large don't really give a
shit right
but by japanese standards she's been considered a
incredibly popular figure and the reasons for why from what i understand
she's popular is because
She's quirky. No, I'm not. Yes, young Japanese people consider
Takahashi to be like kind of quirky, kind of cute. She goes
around. She like plays the drums of the South Korean
president and like, and they're making like bobblehead toys of
her. They're making like merchandise of her. And she has
been able to literally coast to profound popularity and has
revitalize the image of the main party LDP because of her singular popularity in Japan.
So recognizing her own popularity, she gambled and wanted to call a snap election because
of a sequence of controversies that the Communist Party's newspaper had actually exposed, which
never yielded any electoral results for them, positive electoral results for them, but that
had actually damaged the confidence that people have in the LDP, basically was chipping away
at their majority and the dean.
Now because of that she wanted to restore the support for the party and banked on her
own individual popularity to do so and call for a snap election.
was profoundly successful. The only party that has had an outburst of trajectory in Japan
has basically been the orange one, chat. You guys probably know, right? The orange one
that is, I'm blanking on the name, but the MAGA Trump adjacent party that's like even
more anti-immigrant than most of the other Japanese parties which are all for the most
part anti-immigrant. Japan, remember, 1% immigrant population, very xenophobic, so much so that
it's actually hurting their overall population numbers. What?
Not as much as that.
Yes, Sunsaito. Thank you, chatter. So Sunsaito actually increased in his popularity, but
outside of that it was le peter gained uh... back
uh... there but you're like the
game back more seats
the i think the communist law seats and uh... the saddest one is the uh...
the the other
true left
cop party that's even more left is in the japanese communist party because the
japanese communist parties is communist in name only
uh... they're more so like a social democratic party as you guys know we
went to the headquarters
but uh... the
The real left party was the Raiwa party. The Raiwa party has a major figure. It's almost like singularly focused on the former Battle Royale actor.
He's a fantastic guy. I really like him. But apparently due to health complications, he's actually no longer in the running and they actually lost all of their seats.
But I think they're gonna gain some of two seats back, but they will will have a total of I think
Six seats that they lost six or seven seats. Um, yeah comedy party lost. Have their seats right when I only has one
Thank you, sir
Okay, somebody should be meeting us
Let me
Okay, hold on
Oh, there he is.
Okay.
We're still live, like the mic and stuff.
You're live on the national.
Yeah.
And I can also mute if you need to, but...
Oh, cute.
Thank you.
Oh my god, the wind is so strong.
Almost slammed the door in my face.
Thanks for that.
We're having a secret meeting with the co-grays.
This is some real hush-hush secret socialism happening.
You know it.
Okay.
Well, they can't hear us, by the way, this party at least.
Alright.
I'm joking for the chatters who are listening.
Hello chatters.
Yeah.
Open presence versus closed presence, thank you.
Two different people.
I think so.
There's a dual name.
Okay, is there a place where I can like show the camera now?
Big secret guys.
There you are.
There you are.
Hello.
Yeah.
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
Can you get somewhere where there's no,
how do you get anywhere where there's no,
branding?
Yeah.
We're taking your message.
We're going to be able to film where the candidates are.
We'll break them.
Jeremy, I think we met election day.
Oh, the mirror.
Good night.
Oh, sir, pass.
Look who it is.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Are we going to film in here?
How are we going to film?
Here, we're going to film in here.
Yeah, here's a laptop for you.
Yeah.
Okay.
We could use any part of this that we want.
Are you packing up?
And we're just using this area?
So I don't point anyone.
Yeah, we'll see you live right now.
I know.
Let's get into the live.
So what are you going to use in the background?
Is that because of your face?
Hello?
Is this the red background?
Is this the move?
Ask us about the red background.
Actually, what's up?
Isabel, can you read?
Are we?
Are we?
Do you want to just come?
Isabel?
It's been a year.
Hello.
Hi.
My name is Isabel, big fan.
Nice to meet you.
Um, we're trying to get people to come, thousands of people to Albany on February 26th, 2015.
Wait, hold on. This is the way we do this.
We are, we are live streaming right now. We're live currently, but they told us don't show anything, so we're trying to figure out...
Yes, use the space. Do whatever you need.
Any questions? Yes.
Can we use the background?
Oh, this one's fine. This one's fine.
Okay.
So we'll point in this direction.
You want to point in that direction.
So nothing really, nothing really, the law works.
But it's not what I've ever told you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, we'll drop it in here.
He's over still.
Hello, good to see you.
Have you ever ruined anything, Bo?
Okay, but none of that.
Okay, let's try to, we'll get to look at it.
I will, I will be mindful of this.
This is fine.
I think we do this way.
What about all this stuff over here, though?
Hold on.
All right, this is fine.
This is fine.
Back here.
All right, let's just do it here.
You can turn it on now.
All right.
Sorry, flashbang.
OK, we're good.
OK.
OK, everybody, we're back.
We are in a nondescript location.
And I don't want to dox ourselves,
but we're in New York City, in the state of New York.
We are inside of Manhattan.
And yeah, we're here.
We're going to meet some of the DSA Slake.
And hopefully, you know, get to understand
how we're doing communist infiltration in America,
doing fifth column style communist infiltration,
Voxeria, Takea, all of that good stuff. This is one of those meetings. This is a
Takea meeting where, you know, we're gonna be talking about how we hide our true
purpose and hide it by saying that we're a Democratic Socialist of America, but
you know. Yeah, so shout-outs to the near- and close reporters that are tuning in
live to the broadcast, shout-outs to the Jewish Insider reporters tuning in live
to the broadcast to see to write that down okay yeah so yeah apparently they
don't want to show the boxes there as well but yeah okay yeah don't move
whatever you do now um that's not that's not working man I don't think that's
working you're okay you're trying that's good
Okay, so is it going to be like a one-on-one and people just like come in?
Whatever you want to do, you can bring in everybody at the same time and then do one-on-one.
Okay.
Let's push it.
Put it back if possible.
Can you help me with your deck?
Oh, that's way heavier than it looks.
Yeah.
Okay, well then, you can also, yeah, you can also, you can also, you can also, you can
Introduce yourself to the audience as well.
Dan has a tenacity that I think is probably very good for being an organizer and, you know,
fighting for contracts and things like that, and in this circumstance that tenacity is the
reason why we're here today because he was, I don't have any pleasant way of putting it
up my ass about making sure that every single DSA slate got a moment in front of the camera
to be introduced to this audience and to, like I said, talk about how we're going to implement
Woke Sharia. I also brought Noah and Alex here as well. You guys want to come up and say what up?
Yeah, I would pan to you, but I can't do that.
You've got a game here.
Hi, everybody. Hi, audience.
I was explicitly informed to not work the game.
Yeah, okay. This is very awkward, but I can't do it.
We can, you know, shoot this way.
Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Yeah, she's side by side, yeah.
I don't even know why we need the desk, but...
I mean, it looks nice.
I think it's official.
Okay, yeah, we can do it like that.
Okay.
Should we move the slate in so get everybody behind you or?
How many people am I going to meet?
Okay.
Okay, yeah.
That's what we're going to do. This is the format. It's going to be jubilee style.
I'm going to be interrogating everyone.
before we give just like 30 seconds about why states lead matters, why school
for zoner and life better strategy and then yes let's do well I was gonna ask
that question what am I doing here I mean what the hell is going on the
teleprompter yeah so okay so let's start from the beginning for those of for
So the people that are tuning in, what is the Democratic Socialist of America, what's
the mission?
I'm not even joking.
So you just start.
Story one.
Yeah.
Start as, you know, start with, start with like all of that.
I mean, Democratic Socialist of America has been around for a while since the 80s, but
like really took off after Bernie Sanders ran and, you know, people joined who believed
in this platform of empowering working people, of fighting against corporate elites, fighting
It's the 1% justice on the international stage justice for working people all that stuff
And you know our membership based organization
We have actually nationally just hit over a hundred thousand members
First time in DSA history and I think like a milestone in the history of the American left as a whole and NYC DSA
Where we are in New York City right now is the biggest chapter in the whole country
We are almost at 14,000 members just an NYC alone
What are some of the things that the Democratic Socialists of America specifically in New
York do?
So we fight on the streets for things that matter.
We get out there to fight against ice occupations, protest, talk to our compliance people.
We stand up for what's right, you know, in the streets, in our workplaces, support union
organizing. There's a big nurses strike in New York. We send people out to support the nurses. We
do stuff. We fight for legislation, legislation to tax the rich, which you're going to hear a lot
about today. Legislation to keep people in their homes and expand tenant rights radically in New
York State. To build social housing, to actually do something about climate change, unlike do-nothing
Democrats. Yeah, all that kind of stuff. And we elect people, which is maybe, you know, where
We've made kind of our biggest splashes, obviously most prominent, well maybe starting with AOC 2018
a campaign we were involved in all the way to Zoram Abdani, 2825.
All right, I know those people. That's cool. So you elect candidates, you push for legislation,
you push for legislation both at the local level, but you also push for legislation at the national
level as well to the best of your ability, right? But there's, is there a difference between
a candidate that is endorsed versus a candidate that comes from the DSA?
I think like, yeah, over the years we really have worked to develop candidates who have
experience.
Like we look for candidates with movement experience generally, people who have led,
you know, who aren't just like, boy, I really think I'd be a great politician, I've dreamed
of being president since I was five years old, but people who are like, who have come
from the movement, who have had leadership positions, who have led masses of people to
to change the world in some way,
and DSA is a movement organization
is one of those key things.
And we know people who've had,
who've come up through the organization,
who've been leaderships and campaigns,
who've been leaderships and on leadership
in the organization have a commitment to our core ideals.
They think of themselves as part of a collective project
rather than just a rando individual
who would make a great politician.
And I think we need a lot more of that.
In the United States, our system is so fucking centered
on individuals, on these candidates,
They're beautiful, lovely people, they are charismatic whenever, rather than thinking
of like how do we empower thousands, millions of people to take their own destinies into
their own hands.
Let's say I've heard about socialism for the first time, but I feel like it's a boogie
man.
I've heard that it means like bread lines and USSR, and I don't think it's cool.
I'm scared of the USSR.
Some people think it's cool, not me, I don't know, maybe.
And I'm curious about what it is.
What do you recommend?
Can I join the DSA?
Can I go to the meetings?
Are the meetings always held in a secret undisclosed location like this one?
Are there places that I could go and join?
Yeah, please do.
Check it out, dsausa.org slash join.
Check out socialists.nyc near.
City DSA's website and it's super easy to join. We ask everybody to chip in, you pay
some dues, you know, it can be as low as five bucks a month, less than a cup of coffee and
really less than a cup of coffee, that's depressing. But the cup of coffee has gone
up a lot. It's a massive inflation crisis. Okay, let's say I am a... I've read a lot
of theory. And I'm a malice third world coming from the peasant class in Iowa. Which also
I hear is Xi Jinping's favorite state in the United States of America. That's real by the way, look it up.
Can I still join DSA or are they counter-revolutionary? And therefore a revisionist party that is simply
simply cutting the revolutionary potential of the American vanguard?
I think, you know, it's funny, like, I think a lot of us who joined around Bernie
Time maybe had views like that and one of the things for me that was so
important was seeing these huge electoral efforts, these mass movement
efforts that the left has done have not, as some ideologies would predict, shrunk
the movement, made it, you know, pushed it into normal channels, but actually have
massively expanded the movement over the last years. So I think there's a lot of
agreement. Do I have a caucus for annoying people? There are many caucuses. I heard that there are caucuses within the
DSA structure. What is a caucus? Let's start there. So basically like a caucus is a
group of people who are aligned around kind of an ideology like maybe the one
you described or a particular way of thinking about the world. Yeah. And they
like organized together in DSA to shape it to get it's policies.
There used to be a dolphin related caucus in New York City. I don't remember what it
was called. It was Posadists. Yeah, Posadists. We're talking about space dolphins.
Okay, well I'm a Posadist as well. It's good to know. I am in favor of nuclear
proliferation for all countries except for Lithuania, but that's a totally separate thing.
But I think if I get to say it, you can even be a PSOTUS. Yeah, I mean I think what's important in
DSA, a big thing, is like a lot of the left it's been for a long time, like you have to agree on
what utopia looks like 300 years from now to be in my club, and that's why there's only two people
in my club. DSA is really focused on like do you agree how we build power over the next five,
10 years and we might have a lot of disagreements about what 200 years look
like but like five ten years we're gonna do elections we're gonna fight in the
state we're gonna do mobilizations fight outside the state fight in our
workplaces if you agree with that you should be joining DSI okay cool cool
all right so let's get to why we're here today okay I'm convinced this
DSA stuff seems to be...
Oh, what the fuck?
Even though, you know, like I said, when you sold me on the DSA stuff, when you said you can be a
plus artist and still have a con, specifically around dolphins and nuclear arms for all.
But we're here to meet what is known as the DSA slave. What is the DSA slave?
So, you know, as I was saying, we do stuff collectively here and it's not about any individual load and this guy is around on Dany who everybody
Everywhere in the world knows
You know he came out of a collective thing in 2020 he ran with
Three other
He wasn't in a caucus. Wow. Yeah
Honestly, I can't map out his ideological tendencies
So I can't trust them anyway and all the caucuses thought that he was in their caucus. So it was it was good at that
Yeah, no wonder. No wonder he actually, you know won the the raise. That's like very good politics
But yeah, so he was part of a slate
That ran for state government in New York State the state government in most states in the country has an immense amount of power
That affects working-class people's lives. They're usually the ones with the taxation power. They're the ones with the housing policy power
They're the ones who do energy policy there like all so many key things that affect ordinary New Yorkers are formed in the
State capitals not actually in your own city government
So Zoran and many others went to Albany to change that and to fight to tax the rich to fight for massive tenant reforms to fight for
Public renewables to fight for immigration rights on the state level
especially important too when you have like a batshit reactionary administration on a federal level like here's the place you can do stuff so
You know Zaron did that and now he needs allies in the state government to push his agenda to make sure we can
Raise taxes on the rich do child care etc
So a whole bunch of people amazing human beings have stepped up to you know do that and to run against
most of the time shitty corporate
nonsense Democrats who are not doing their job and
and to, you know, to fight the power.
Alright, well on that note, let's bring him in.
Let's do it!
Speed round of the DSA Slay.
Oh, it's on this side.
Okay.
We can do...
Yeah, we can do the whole group.
I don't know how we're gonna do that,
whether you just like get behind me?
Is that what you're...
What are we gonna do?
Get off that wall.
I can't.
Yeah.
Yeah, get over here at the kitchen side
so we can maybe pan
to you guys like this, right?
And then this is fine, right?
OK.
What is that link?
I mean, the post that you're putting up the link, OK, so.
What up, chat?
OK, so who are you guys, every single one of you, get in here.
Get on in here, friends.
Yeah, get on in here, guys.
There's still a comment with a tagline right now.
So we don't care.
The attacks are rich 10, perhaps.
But we are committed to doing that.
but we do not have an official name yet.
OK.
Shot maybe you want a book.
All right.
Oh, no.
No, they will come up with a disaster today.
It will be horrible.
OK, so what I mean is like, who are you guys?
You're the DSA Slate.
What are you doing here?
And I'll obviously get to learn about you one by one
in a second, but just broadly.
Putting the change together.
Candidates for assembly in Congress.
Yeah, OK.
We're most not everyone, but mostly running against establishment Democrats who try to get more socialists in office and all day.
Okay. And why is that important?
Well, we can't establishment Democrats also play ball with Zoram Abdani's agenda?
No, we've seen that already.
Yeah, we tried that before.
Yeah.
We're going to try to block it.
We're in this moment because establishment has done nothing and it actually brought us to this moment.
So, you know, for all of us, I think it's about making sure that we're putting forth
a politic that actually resonates with people and we know that we'll actually win the things
that people want, need, and deserve.
How many state assembly seats are there in New York?
Total.
Total?
150.
Yeah.
115.
Okay.
150.
Yeah.
Wow, that's a lot of state assembly seats.
We have eight so far.
And then if you add one, two, three, four, five, six.
Six per se.
Okay.
Perfect.
I'll go with a big one.
Let us know your map.
As far as like being able to develop a Crockett's like I'm sure there's still like people
who are not officially a part of the DSA slate that are still sympathetic figures within
the state assembly structure, right?
There's some, you know, there's some progressives, but you know, they still don't measure
up to like what DSA is offering, but we have to have them as allies.
Yeah, but it's good to have at least, you know, a total of what we say 14 total 14 total DSA state official
endorsed DSA candidates or DSA state assembly members means that you will have a lot more bargaining power and that you can all get together
and move in a certain direction and then hopefully be able to command the rest of the state assembly members to a certain degree
or at least caucus alongside them to get on board with certain initiatives like taxing
direction.
Yeah, I think a lot of those corporate Democrats that you're talking about go whichever way
the wind is blowing.
Yeah.
And so our job is to dictate which way the wind blows so those folks in the middle move
in that direction.
Oh, I know.
I always say this, but they are regime defenders.
They are loyalists to whatever the Democratic Party is saying, whatever the output is, and
Therefore, I mean, they're some of the strong,
they're bigger Zon supporters than me now.
They yell at me when if I have a disagree that was Zon,
I'm like, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I have like 50 like Chuck Schumer stand account,
placeholders in my replies being like,
fuck you, you betrayed the revolutionary cause.
And I'm like, okay.
I don't know, it was like that.
So yes, you're right.
I do think that there is a lot of opportunity
to not only push New York state politics
in a positive direction, but also a lot of opportunity
where I think you will see other progressive adjacent
or even surprisingly like establishment figures
come on board because they also want to first and foremost
maintain their seats.
And when there is this base of support
that is demanding more and more
and they get to see success in action,
hopefully with not only Zoran, but with all of you,
they go, you know, people that go out
and vote for their assembly members go,
why can't mine do this?
Like, wait a minute,
mine didn't actually vote for this.
So this time it's 16, next time it could be 50
or even a larger number.
When Zoran's seat was vacated,
our comrade and friend, Deanna,
just got elected last week.
And, oh, you bet, of course.
And so there were seven, when Zoran vacated,
and there were seven of us,
And that is the potential to double increase by 100%
the number of socialists in office we have.
So if you just imagine what kind of message
it would send to the rest of the state,
and they're apparently hopeful, and the rest of the world,
really, if we increase the number of socialists
in office in New York, by 100% in just one year,
I think about how amazing it would be.
Hell yeah.
All right, well, let's do it one by one, right?
Is that how we're going to do it now?
Yeah, let's get into it.
OK, I'm going to sit down.
You guys come in, and you'll introduce yourselves.
Okay.
All right, so we're going to start the mic.
We're going to start the mic.
Sir, if there's an ethereal voice-off camera,
I just want to remind the candidates that we've got
any link where you can donate to public candidates
in one easy click.
So if you want to...
bit.ly slash nydsay26.
Yeah.
Wait, what does this say on the top?
It's a very blue.
Does this say caps up top?
Oh, yeah.
At all caps, nydsay26.
Thank you.
You've covered all your bases.
What's up, man?
All right, what's your name?
Ian.
Ian Huntley.
Okay.
Ian Huntley.
So you're, what are we doing here today?
I am a candidate for Assembly District 56 in beautiful Bed-Stuy and Crown Heights.
Shout out to Brooklyn.
Cool, cool.
So how did you walk me through your process?
Like how did you encounter socialism?
You know, I'm someone, I'm a millennial.
I'm 41 years old.
I've experienced a lot of disappointment like many people have and in 2016 a lot of the things that I
was carrying as personal failings. I realized were structural failings and part of a
System that was rigged against us and part of what helped me to realize that was you know
a little known man from Vermont called Bernie Sanders
and that was really what opened my eyes to DSA, but it was AOC's win and
also
who you saw as ours, Wayne, that in New York that really was what brought me to DSA.
Okay, socialism, but you have drip. What's that about?
I'm glad you appreciate that.
You're wearing the jocumus Nike.
And I feel like that's, everyone keeps saying that's unacceptable.
No, no, no, no. If you checked out my personal account, my working fashion, I was a fashion designer before.
Oh, that's doubly ethical.
Hey, but I'm on the right side of things.
I'm using the master's tool as a deconstruct that.
And in fact, fashion is so much a part of what I do
that we've got these great, also anime.
I'm also a huge anime in my head.
Oh, there's Tripoli back.
We've got these great shirts, the Huntly X Huntly shirts,
that is available for anyone that signs up the canvas for us.
And you can wrap it.
Hunter, Hunter, Huntly X Huntly, and all.
This is NB's, oh, look at that.
These are very special kind of merch. We're trying to make sure that the merch game is never the same
And we try to do that with the last campaign 2024 if I should return it as a candidate and this was a continued
efforts
Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah, once for you. Oh, wow
Well, you have to decide what I don't know what size will work for you. What size do you have got in large? Oh
Maybe an extra large. Yeah. Yeah, actually. Yeah
I'm gonna say, you're a spoiled terrier, so you know that.
Well, this is a large one.
We'll just give you a placeholder.
Okay, I'll wear a large one.
It'll be slutty, but there we go.
I'm all about slutty vibes too.
Yeah, okay, so drip is important.
Oh yeah, you know, I think,
I thought socialism was about being
like the most anti-social person you can be,
and being as off-putting as possible,
because that's the only way
that you can show people how moral you are.
You know, I think that leading a good mix signals.
Oh, you know, honestly, I feel like that socialism
has been going under rebranding in some ways,
with Zaron and the excitement that that showed.
And I think that people want, like,
they're inspired and love when their politicians
look flat in some ways.
They love their relatability.
They don't want the same old, same old.
And I think that, like, also putting forward
image of a good life that is also about a good politics but also visually good
it's also like a great message you know it kind of feels like you're telling me
it's not about you know being appealing or unappealing but more so about what
you do what your what your goals are we trying to accomplish in terms of like
organizing in terms of running and securing power rather than you know
aesthetic appeals one way or another it is but I do think the aesthetics are
important. When you think about the Black Panthers, you cannot disentangle that.
Yes, and I'm very much inspired by that. Not only in the political aesthetics of
their of how they operate it, but also in their visual aesthetics. Okay, how many
people do you think were like, oh man, these Cuba stuff, I'm a little worried.
They're like communists. I think that's scary. You know, Khrushchev might have put
nukes there, but also Jacob R looks like he fucks. Yes. I'm on board with that as a
movement. And Fidel Castro too. I mean there is something to be said about that. I think
about the way that the love for Kennedy and other politicians and even Obama, there is
something to be said about charismatic and strong visuals. And I think every political
movement that has had like strong visual imagery has also been successful.
Yeah, Marx's Leninist clavicular socialism. You always have to stay mogging your opponents.
A hundred percent. Always. Who is your opponent? Oh, I'm mogging her, sorry. It's like there's
hell yeah you know she's a do nothing them someone that let me look her up real quick.
Someone that you know what's your what's your uh Stephanie's enemy. Steph, uh Assembly District 56.
This is a situation where we have someone who's very representative of the status quo,
of the politics that we're done with, that's the politics that telling us to accept less
and do more with it, and we know that we deserve more, and that this is what this slate is about
and this is what my campaign is about as well. Okay, she looks like she has some drip, I'm not
gonna lie, but you might have her be, but like she does have some drip. To be clear, if you're from
Brooklyn there's some element of trip that you have but it's levels to this
and she's not seen okay but aside from drip which is obviously important what
are some of the the ideological differences that you represent in
comparison to Stephanie well I mean she's not someone that said all talked
about clean social housing she's someone that is not committed fully detoxing
of rich in order to fund what we need she's someone that's not committed to
the main issues that we're running on to make New York more affordable. Someone
who takes money from the real estate lobby and special interest, the most
corrupting force in New York politics. Yeah. And so like we don't have the kind
of housing progress that we all need and deserve because of candidates and
excuse me because of politics. Okay. All right, perfect. So let's go.
And Chad, please hit that link NYC DSA 26.
Hit the link.
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Okay.
Hello, hi.
It's Samantha.
Samantha, nice to meet you.
All right, so tell us about what you're doing here today.
Yes, thanks, Dan.
I am here.
Very persistent, Dan, is.
It's important.
We've got to fundraise.
Yeah.
I am running for assembly in Assembly District 37 in Queens.
I'm running in an open seat to hopefully succeed Claire
when she wins her professional race.
OK.
Do you have a, OK, let's start with what
your ideological journey look like?
Yeah.
I feel like I circles around getting
interested in socialism growing up.
But then specifically, I went to urban planning school
for grad school.
And that sort of cemented for me the frameworks that
were sort of meant to operate within and the boundaries that
we're supposed to work within.
Planning and politics are neoliberal,
and they're not going to get the working class what we need.
So after studying planning, I decided
I wanted to be more of an organizer
and work with housing justice.
And started doing that in New York in 2014.
I've worked with social housing, so limited equity housing
co-ops.
I've been a tenant organizer for years.
And then specifically after 2016,
I got involved in the Bernie campaign a little bit
and wanted to join a long-term political project
and joined DSA and sort of been on the DSA journey
for almost 10 years.
Well, hell yeah.
So what are some of the reasons why having someone
like yourself occupy this seat is important?
Because there's this guy, Zoran, they keep talking about.
And you won the mayor, and the mayor in New York City,
I think, has a lot more power than even other mayoral positions actually hold.
It's a centralized operation.
However, there are still a lot of setbacks to a completion agenda,
especially one that is as ambitious as Zoram-Umdani's agenda.
What will electing someone like yourself into an assembly member position
do to advance Zoram-Umdani's agenda?
Yeah, I think an important thing that DSA is good at is elevating people to run who have like movement organizing experience.
So I think everyone on this slate is familiar with the fact that you don't just like show up and decide how to vote on a bill like the day of the vote.
You spend many hours, many months in advance, like building up pressure so that the vote goes.
I like to close my eyes and just land on it.
Some people do that.
Yeah.
Or I have a better idea. I go out there and I'm like whoever gives me the most money, I will vote in favor of it.
I mean, that's totally, that's a way to approach it too.
No, I think we're just very...
Well, you can make a lot of money if you did that.
Also, you can put your kids in really cool schools.
Or if you have like a partner, you can get them a job at Goldman Sachs.
Totally.
This is something that you haven't considered.
The only downside is that you're selling out the working class by doing that.
Okay, but have you met the working class?
Some of them are very mean.
I'm just saying, some of them are very mean.
Like, you get on a bus, especially teenagers, they're so mean to me.
They will say, you have the billy pants I've ever seen.
Why do you have so much fabric?
And I'm like, well, this is cool, this is drip.
They're like, aunt, you're 34.
You're 34, what do you mean drip?
Build a family.
That's what they say to me.
And then that's when I think like,
okay, fuck the working class.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, like, I'm like,
oh, you're never gonna own a home
and that's good for me.
That's like, it makes me feel better.
So when you're organizing around like tenants' rights,
for example, do you ever factor in
that some of the tenants' vibes might be bad?
Some of the vibes are bad.
I mean, this is a great point because,
thanks for, thank you for this.
Thank you.
With housing organizing, like you,
like you're meeting people where they're at.
Sometimes the only thing people have in common is that they hate their landlord.
Their political ideologies are across the whole spectrum.
So you do get good at drawing out the self-interest that people have in common
when you're building a tenant association or doing other kinds of organizing.
And I think that's what you end up having to do in Albany as a legislator
is finding the one little thing like, oh, this person likes Prince.
And so I'm going to talk with him about prints when we hang out and like bring, you know, build a relationship and hopefully use that to build power over time.
So, as an organizer, you also have a policy of not being as annoying as possible. I'm getting mixed signals once again.
I feel like everything I learned on the internet was wrong, but okay.
Well, thank you so much for working. What do you want to promote before I let you go?
I'm running for Congress, actually, not the citizenry, but I'm running for Congress in
New York for two years.
What's the difference between Congress and state assembly?
It's a little bit of a different mind.
So this isn't the federal government.
So Congress...
What's the federal government? I'm kidding.
Yeah, so the legislation, and that's the body that goes back and forth.
But it's really important because a lot of what happens in Washington
dictates what folks here in the state level and the city level can do
and the funding that they get for that.
What was your journey towards socialism, and how did you find out about socialism?
Yeah, so I actually was organizing from a really young age. Socialism was the language that was being used in those organizing spaces.
I was doing a lot of work around immigration justice, around Palestine, around policing and over-policing our communities,
and really talking about what have been historically the solutions that people have fought for
around these issues, and time and time again, it was talking about a socialist politic.
And more often than not, you know, it was...
So not establishment Democrats?
No, not at all.
I've been told voting blue for establishment Democrats is going to bring about social...
I'm waiting for it, I vote every time.
I vote illegally.
I'm voting everywhere, all at once, just to get the chances.
I voted for Kamala Harris, I would say,
around approximately 15,000 times with my mules.
I don't know if you're familiar with this process.
That's how we got Joe Biden in office.
And it was a little disappointing,
because I voted for Joe Biden illegally a lot,
and he had a first 100 days of immigration policy.
immigration policy. I normally don't know how to read, but someone dictated it to me,
someone read it to me, they told me like, first 100 days, amnesty, right?
Uh, reversing all the things that the Trump administration had done. So I waited.
And on the 99th day, I was like, okay, what the fuck? None of these things happened. Actually,
I saw a bunch of Haitian immigrants in the border of Texas getting whipped by Border
Patrol. That's the opposite. So you're saying that you, you represent something different.
Absolutely, yeah. I think the establishment has gotten us to this crisis.
They have not only done nothing about it, but have made it so that folks feel that they don't
can't identify with the Democratic Party. And so, you know, what part of why I'm running
is because if we are serious about taking back power for everyday people, we have to make the
Democratic Party a party that people actually identify with and resonate with. And those values
are socialist values. Those are the things that people actually want to see. And so,
you know, the person I'm running against is one of these Democrats. He's an incumbent who's been in
office in Congress. This is, you know, what's his name? His name is Ivanus Bayat. So he's been in
office generally for about 30 years. He was first in the state assembly, then in the state senate,
and now he's in Congress. And he has fought for, he's been in like caucuses and things such as like
housing. And yet it costs $4,000 for a two bedroom in Harlem in Washington Heights,
which does not make sense in the second poorest district in the state.
Okay, Adriano has no drip either.
Oh, no, he's not.
Yeah, he's real blessed.
He's also 71 years old.
And I feel like that's too young for a congressional office.
I think we can go home.
You know, my thing with that is, I was also like,
if I could trust that he was actually representing our values,
I wouldn't be running.
Like, I, you know, when I was asked to consider this,
like, I was working on my dissertation, working on my job.
I had things that I was working on that I felt really good about.
and I was doing a lot of organizing as well.
So for me, it really was about like
seizing the moment where we're recognizing
that people have felt abandoned
and what we need to be doing is like taking the risk
of like representing what people need and want right now.
And the neighborhoods that you'd be representing
would be Harlem and, right?
So it's uptown and parts of the Northwest Bronx.
So from Harlem, Washington Heights,
Wood, University Heights, Kingsbridge, New Bronx.
Cool.
What are some of the things that he's done that you were like,
I could do that better?
Or I could actually follow through on an agenda?
What are some things that he's done that you make that make
you feel like you might be compromised?
Well, for one thing, his biggest funders
are the very institutions that are making life hard for us.
So his biggest donors are APAC, the real estate corporations.
Love those guys.
Yeah, real estate.
Big fans.
The real estate corporations that are pricing them out.
So, who's gonna look out for the landlord?
Yeah, exactly.
Which is a thing that I say all the time.
It's like it's $4,000 for a two bedroom,
it's just action a little too low.
Yeah, it makes me grind harder.
When the rent goes up, I wanna grind harder,
that's Sigma Grind said.
So you wanna take that away from people.
You wanna lift some of that burden.
Yeah.
Okay.
What if they don't work hard though?
You know, I don't think that's a problem.
Okay.
I think people are generally hard workers
and even if they weren't,
I think people deserve a dignified life and like housing should not be a thing, that is
scarce, it shouldn't be a thing that we have to work so hard and spend so much of our pay
checks to be able to afford.
I'm a small business owner and a small mom and pop landlord.
I have 600 properties in Manhattan and you know they keep calling me and they keep saying
Hey, my heater is broken, and it's minus 15 degrees today
with wind chill.
And I'm like, can I paint white over the heater?
And then that will be the solution.
And they're like, I'm going to not rent,
I mean, I'm not gonna pay rent anymore,
which I think should be illegal.
Would you arrest the tenants?
I would never arrest the tenants.
Okay, that's...
I think actually we should make it more accessible
to folks to know who their landlord is,
so that they can...
I don't want them to know who I am.
I'm very...
I'm already gonna find him.
Okay, that's, I'm very shy.
Yeah, so, okay, that's good to know.
So, all right, so you're,
like housing justice is a big part of your initiative.
Can we talk a little bit about that as well?
I know that there's other candidates
that are gonna come on as well,
but this is something that I wanna talk about.
One issue, in my opinion, even with the progressive side
of things in the Democratic Party,
is that there is a genuine lack of initiatives
that they're backing around housing.
I'm a big advocate for socialized housing, public housing.
There is a public housing system that exists in New York,
but unfortunately it's in a state of dire disrepair
because it's underfunded.
And there is this attitude around public housing
in America, kind of reactionary,
in the same vein as like being anti-medicare for all,
where people think, oh, this is gonna be bad,
this is not gonna be a good thing.
What are some of the initiatives you guys are working on
as far as housing justice goes?
And also, how would you present that?
Like how would you defend housing justice in general?
Yeah, so I agree with you.
I think we need to be reinvesting in public housing.
NYCHA is an incredibly important part of that.
In my district, 80% of the NYCHA buildings in Manhattan
are in the district.
And I spend a lot of time in these buildings
through my day job.
Every single time I walk into them,
I can feel the abandonment, right?
The state has abandoned these buildings, these tenants.
Folks are living with paint, broaches, rats,
just really horrible conditions.
And these are things that we have the solutions for.
We just lack the political will.
We need folks who see the struggle
that people in NYCHA live through,
who are invested and committed in funding NYCHA
so that the repairs that need to happen happen.
Not politicians who are trying to privatize NYCHA
and sell it off in bits and pieces
to these private landlords and pricing people out of the city.
OK, but what if BlackRock wanted to make better returns
on their investment, and then they
wanted to diversify their portfolio?
This is something you're not considering, it feels like.
OK, I have a suggestion.
We give it to BlackRock, and then also,
instead of all the funds that could go to NYCHA,
we could give it to Israel.
I'm floating this idea by you.
Actually, you know, my platform is actually a Baby's Not Bombs platform where instead of giving money to Israel, to bomb children.
Who's going to kill children? Because someone has to kill the children abroad.
I don't know how we have to do that.
I think we could invest in the babies here.
I am the Democratic Party and we have to continue the baby murder.
I just think there are not enough babies who are tombs.
It's like we need more babies and tombs in Jordan.
Okay.
Well, thank you so much and you know, you want to you want to plug your district and where you're running for it?
Obviously NYDSA 26, Bitly slash NYDSA 26 in all cabs.
But yeah, so what you want to you want to give me a last and I'm running I'm Dario Lisa
I'm running in New York 13 up from Manhattan in the Bronx and you can visit our website at Dario Lisa for Congress
So, thanks guys.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
There, Lisa, does not, says no to baby murder.
Yes.
Is not endorsing baby murder.
I feel like it's a little anti-Semitic.
What are you going to do, you know?
Just a little.
What's going on, man?
Let's do that.
Let's get it.
I'm doing all right.
In this undisclosed location in New York City.
That is correct.
All right.
All right, let's get it started.
starting. All right. Who are you and what are you running for? I'm Conrad Blackburn.
I'm running for State Assembly, New York State Assembly, Assembly District 70 in
Harlem. Okay. Central Harlem. Hell yeah. Okay. So what was your journey, your
ideological journey towards socialism? Man, you gotta go way back. So actually I
grew up in the projects and from a very young age I was deemed smart by America's
education system. So I was in the gifted classes with a lot of white kids, you know,
there, for some reason in this country, there's a strong correlation between income and your
level of education and access to education. So I was in class with a lot of white kids.
You know, I'd go home, I'd go to their houses sometimes to do homework and my mom wanted to
keep me out the streets, so she just let me go. You know, I'd go to their homes and see how they
They had everything under the sun and then I'd come home and you know my community didn't have food
You know our houses our houses were disrepair
We had roaches and rats in our living spaces
And so I always wanted to figure out what the answer to that question was and at the age of 14
Somebody said you should read this guy named Karl Marx. That's why I started reading Marx at like 14 years old
And you were a whole ass nerd. I was a whole ass. God damn. Yes living up to the name, you know
So you encountered Karl Marx at the age of 14 and that's what started your process.
How did you join DSA?
So I joined DSA actually because I was recruited to run for this position.
But when I moved to New York in 2018, I stayed with my aunt in East Flatbush like a good Jamaican.
Somewhere to study for the bar, I'm a lawyer.
And Julius Elazar was running our first state center
for the first time then, and I canvassed for her,
not knowing anyone in New York, just because, you know,
I believe in socialist politics,
I wanted a socialist to win.
And so that's how I got plugged in.
I was on the DSA listservs, but I didn't join.
I was always adjacent, didn't join until
I got recruited to run this year.
So you were a public defender?
Mm-hmm.
Still in.
Still in.
You are a public defender.
Yeah.
Why do you want to keep criminals on the street?
Well, I want to keep working-class people on the street.
Because the more we take working-class people off the street,
the more we're dividing the working-class's power.
And so, you know, putting people in cages
and having these corporations profit off of people's bodies
is, one, not a good thing.
Two, I'm a black dude.
And as we know, most people in jail and prisons
are black and brown people.
And I just, you know, I don't, I don't agree
with people constraining us and putting us in cages
and then using our labor and profiting off of our labor.
Okay, what if someone scares me?
Yeah.
Should they not do it?
You're a big guy, who's gonna scare you?
Okay, look, are you gonna square up?
Imagine me as a much smaller person.
Okay.
And I'm walking down the street,
I don't like the vibes of someone.
Oh yeah.
Cops arrest them, shouldn't they stay in prison?
You know, I would say no, because.
Okay, that's a radical idea.
It's a radical idea.
Okay.
Because whatever scares you about that person,
them going into a jail cell is not gonna change that, right?
What's gonna change that is,
somehow making you feel more comfortable.
I don't know, they gotta dress differently or something.
I don't know what it was that scared you, but.
Yes, I'm very racist.
Yeah, I understand that.
It's not gonna work.
I get scared too easily.
Well, you know, we had to pretend like you're small,
but we, you know, you're not actually small.
You just gotta square up next time.
As we say in New York, you're just eating on mind-jelling business.
And if I go to jail, you will be my public defender.
100%. I'll pull up. I'll be like, free my guy. What's going on?
Okay, moving on from that, who are you running against in your district?
Yeah, I'll be trying not to say anything. His name is Jordan Wright.
He is a Nepo baby. He is the son.
sometimes people are nepo babies and that's fine maybe their uncle had a
YouTube channel and they started working there and there was no job
opportunity in his elsewhere. I'm just saying. Go ahead.
You were in a political dynasty you know and you didn't think well well have you
heard of the young turks? It's a dynastic name. I have heard of the young turks, I used to watch.
Now that's who he is, he, the seat.
Well he now would probably be like,
you are keeping criminals on the streets.
Probably he probably.
But he's had a different.
He would say something like that, you know?
But that's different, that's fine, go on.
But yeah, no, he's just.
What was his dynastic, like his parents also in New York?
Yeah, his dad held the seat for a long time
and then his dad ran against Adriano Espeyot,
who, you know, our friend Ariely says,
running against and lost to Espeyot.
And his dad now is the head of Manhattan Democrats.
So it's just a family legacy love those guys. Yeah, you know
It's a family legacy for them. And so this is just more about
Conglomerating power for their family instead of doing what it takes to bring power back to people
Mm-hmm. What are some like a policy differences between yourself and got the pick of a litter?
Give me one. Um, the main one I could say is I could say I could say free Palestine and he can't
Why doesn't he doesn't want a free Palestine? Oh, he takes solidarity fat money. Oh, wow
State-level. Okay, so he's he can't say that
Unless he wants to keep his funding. He doesn't want it
Yeah, we I saw that my favorite politician Malinowski. He was running
In in Essex County, New Jersey, New Jersey 11 and and he had the audacity to say that he would condition aid to Israel
sometimes, even though he's super pro-Israel, and then luckily APAC struck him down.
Oh wow.
So now there's a Bernie crack.
Like the burning or something?
Pretty hot.
It just came out of the sky.
Yeah, that's what I call, yeah, the lightning strike, which happens to be like $3.9 million
in ad spend.
Got it.
In a, you know, special election.
There's a electricity going on there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so he lost, there was an upset victory for a Bernie crack who does save free Palestine,
Which made me very sad, but it is what it is.
The other difference is I'm running to fully support the invest in our New York package,
which is all the tax the rich builds.
He's not on any of the tax the rich builds, because people don't want to tax themselves.
Well I do a lot of these New York Democrats not want to tax the rich.
What's up with that?
They're rich.
They're rich.
They're part of the rich.
They're part of the rich.
They're part of the rich.
They're part of the rich.
Okay.
Well, they're more productive with their money, and more moral, because they're wealthy.
Some would say.
So I would say that someone say there's a connection between morality and money someone say I think in verse relation. Yeah, okay
No, you're right. I need a lot of rich people. They're fucking assholes
I'm an asshole too, but like I think I tried it. I try to be a asshole in a good way
Okay, so
You're running
You got you want to tax the rich? Yes. Um, what's the what's the realistic hurdle in front of that?
That's my last question for you as far as the State Assembly like what can the
State Assembly position do in terms of advancing this agenda?
Well we do control the power of the person in the State Assembly so we have
the power to really change the tax code but I think what it's going to take is
using our platform to really educate the public about just how much of our
wealth is being extracted and exploited by the super rich in New York you know
billionaires pay the same amount of taxes as people with almost like two hundred and seventy five
dollars right and so like people need to know this people need to know that the super rich are
escaping the tax what if they would if they escaped New York the super rich or they all of all my
friends in the group you can never escape New York all of our friends in the group chat they all left
never leaves you once it's inside never leaves you yeah it's true I just I mean they keep saying
They're gonna leave New York, but they're still here. They're still like when are you leaving New York?
Or by your brownstone leave, New York you said you were gonna leave it's luxurious time. Why haven't you let me or I keep texting
The reverse gentrification. Yeah, I keep texting them photos of Zoram on time with a big beard
And I'm like, that's your man. Oh, not like that's your mayor. He's doing taqiyah. You know what?
I don't know what taqiyah is
It's an Islamic tradition
for Shia Muslims, Zoran and Shia
I'm suddenly...
So there's a little bit of friction there as well
You got beef?
Yeah, we have a little bit of friction
for that reason
and it's a Shia tradition
where you hide how actually radical you are
Oh
Yeah
So that's...
I keep texting them that
I keep telling them what taqiyah is
and they're like, I don't know what this is
Like, is this like a Mexican food?
Like, what are you...
Oh man, that's so cute
And the reason why I'm saying that is
so they leave the brownstone
so I can buy it.
But they haven't left yet.
I hear that.
And you kind of feel like...
I shouldn't put big beards on Zora.
No, yeah, that's...
Well...
We need the cute face, you know?
Only if you want to get the races to leave, right?
That's true, that's true.
So like, I just...
You know, for some reason, that scares them away, a beard.
Yeah.
I have a beard, too.
Yeah, sometimes I do as well.
I shave it down sometimes, but...
Okay, so you're wearing Kaisenat's vivette.
What?
What?
What is this?
This is Young LA.
Do you want that?
I appreciate you so much.
You can't say that NYC Slice Slate.
Click it, chat. Click it.
Thank you so much. It's Conrad Blackburn.
Appreciate you, brother.
Thank you.
What's going on?
What's up, man?
Good to meet you.
I'm beginning to notice a trend here where every single person is dripped out.
I know.
Yeah, I know.
I don't know how I feel about it. Like I said, it feels like you guys are...
Do you want us to learn you some clothes?
This is...
Are you saying I'm not jerked out?
No, no, no, no, I didn't mean it like that, I'm just like it's on the table.
What's up with the ring?
It's a Ryder?
I like it.
Alright, who are you and what are you running for?
My name's Christian Celestate.
I'm running for State Assembly in District 54.
That's Bushwick in East New York.
Cool, cool, cool.
Alright, so what was your ideological process?
How did you encounter socialism and then DSA?
Yeah, so I heard this saying once that socialists,
organizers, especially, organize out of hate and out of love.
And I think for me, it started early.
I grew up in a working class family.
Grew up watching my parents struggle making ends meet.
And that gave me that hate, honestly.
I grew up navigating wealth and equality,
watching other people have things I didn't have.
And then I moved to Bushwick and developed a really strong love
for my community.
And so it's where that hate, that anger,
and that love meet each other.
That's what brought me to socialism.
Cool.
When did you join DSA?
I started organizing with DSA in 2024
and started giving them my money last year.
Okay, cool.
So who were you running against?
So Eric DeLon, corporate potato out in Bushwick,
in East New York, another Nepo baby.
Been holding on to that seat for about 20 years.
Half his money comes from.
go for another 20. He's gonna try. He's gonna try. He's on devices. I mean, man, can't help himself.
Okay. What? Oh, we beat his dad. We beat his fisticuffs. There's a lot of, there is, oh my god,
I didn't realize how fucking nepotistic New York Baldy was. Oh yeah. Jesus Christ. It's deep.
They're, so they're, they're like, okay, your dad sucked, so you're gonna suck in the same way,
So you should take the seat is kind of what I'm picking up on like that's the that's the modus operandi the New York Democratic Party
It seems until the Democratic Socialists have it. Okay. All right
So what are what are some policy differences that you have with them?
So we can talk policy, but I think really what it is is presence and accountability
The man has no constituent affairs
People out here are looking for help. They're asking for support and
I've spoken to people who have had the cops called on them for visiting his office and staying too long
That's what people are finding in this district.
That's crazy.
It's what?
OK.
And that happens because of the accountability piece.
Were their vibes bad?
You think that's why?
It might have been.
I didn't try victim blaming, but when next time someone
says, don't do me any good, I'll give that a go.
All right.
So you're not going to victim blame your constituents
when they have issues.
That's not the plan, no.
OK.
Let's talk about ICE.
They're protecting the American borders.
And they're a profoundly important institution.
So young, 23, 23, good age, good year, just still, yeah, still going through the growing
case.
Why do you want to combat ICE?
Yeah, so I don't want to combat ICE, I want to abolish ICE.
Okay, that's even scarier.
I want to reform, I'm a Democrat, I want to reform ICE.
Yeah, yeah, that's good to hear.
So they do better mass deportation.
Look, the reality is that entire communities are afraid to go outside right now.
not normal and that does not have to be the way that we live. We're choosing to
live that way because we are propping up a system that is not working for working
people. We need to abolish ICE and you know at the state level there are things
that we can and must do to put up layers of protection for New Yorkers while our
federal representatives work to abolish ICE. What are some of the things that you
guys can do? Yeah so there are there's a package of bills that are in front of
the legislature. New York for all which would ban state and local police from
collaborating with ICE, dignity not detention would ban the operation of
detention facilities in New York, the Melt Act would make it illegal for
federal agents to mask themselves. What if they're ugly? I think there might be a
carve-out in the billboard. Let's say you have a cold sore, you're
really shy that day. We're not reasonable people, right? We've got
We've got to, there are special circumstances that we come up with.
They still want to do racialized deportations.
Well, we don't see that. That's where you lose people.
They want to do racialized deportations.
I heard you say in the last segment, you're a big racist, but I can't.
Yeah.
Biggest.
So, unmasking them.
Yeah, unmasking them.
Access to representation was the last of the four,
which would guarantee a lawyer to anybody in New York in a deportation hearing.
That package of bills represents the bare minimum
I think New York state has to act on it.
How many of those policy provisions
is your opponent on board with?
So he has signed on to one as of last week, I believe it was.
Oh, so your mere presence is already,
or the mere presence of socialism in New York
has caused them to be like, oh, maybe we
should be a little bit more woke about this stuff.
Yeah, look, like I said earlier when you were talking
all of us together, right?
Like, corporate Democrats go where the wind blows,
and our job is to blow the wind.
and we are setting the tone, and there are some folks that are going to come along, but
it's too little too late.
Okay.
Wait, is this, your opponent's name is, is it Dylan?
Dylan.
Oh, Dylan?
Someone in my chat said, Dylan illegally acquired an affordable housing unit for which he exceeded
the allowable income to qualify because of his connections in the real estate industry.
He was punished with a $9,000 fine in January 2015.
Yeah, keep Googling, chat.
Keep Googling.
Do you feel like the Nenny State came after DeLon, who was just an enterprising individual?
He was just being scrappy.
But what's a $10,000 fine to someone who's being scrappy?
He came back, he didn't stop.
That was as well as the others to be honest.
It probably made it easier for him to think he was untouchable.
As a nepotism recipient myself, I'm very familiar with this process.
Okay, so so we came on board with one of the bills, which one was it? New York for all New York for all
Okay, but as far as you know abolish ice or any positions like that there
I mean, he's just not using his platform
Yeah, you know he's he's silent until he takes action
So when the when the wind blows strong enough you'll see some action, but until that point you won't hear
I'm beginning to feel like a lot of these
Positions are occupied by people who are just like no one's gonna come after it, you know
I'm fine. I'm cozy in my spot. And I feel like that basically calcifies the rot in these in these institutions for sure
For sure there are a lot of there are a lot of offices all across the country really that go
Unimposed year after year cycle after cycle
And I think part of what we need to be doing one thing that's around it really beautifully is is running on movement building
Right part of our assignment is encouraging folks everywhere to feel their own agency in our political process and to stand up when that time comes
Because if you're not getting what you deserve from somebody who you are paying to do their job, it's time for them to go.
I agree.
Alright, well thank you so much.
I appreciate you.
Um, who's next?
Also, let's do, in the beginning, name and what you're running for and then at the end of the conversation name and what you're running for as well.
Alright.
You're so big.
Thank you.
I'm trying to cut down.
You're like busting out of the shirt.
I'm trying to cut down on it, but you're visiting New York?
I'm still shopping.
I have been trying to go shopping.
I got yelled at. I met a hater in the wall.
A lot of fans in New York.
I was like, I went to Uniqlo.
I went to Uniqlo to get heat tech, because it's not sponsored by heat tech.
It's a reliable installation of New York City.
You're an enterprising individual as well.
But basically what I was gonna say is I went to Uniqlo and then it was so cold that I just like kept
Ducking into different stores. Yeah between you know, it's not you picked a really good time. Yeah, it's it's really it's just Minneapolis New York
It's just I find it to be in the great every day. I'm like and who needs to go to the ocean and do a cold plunge
I'm just like going outside feeling
The brace of reality confronting me. So who are you and what are you running for? Oh, that's a great question
who am I? I'm David Orton. I'm running for assembly in District 38 which is
Ridgewood, Glendale, Woodhaven, Richmond Hill, and Ozone Park. Cool and you're a
workers rights attorney. Yeah I'm an immigrant workers rights attorney so all
of my clients are low-wage immigrant workers, mostly Latino, and I have a very
interesting perspective on the district because most of my clients are also my
neighbors. I live and work in the same place where I've really gotten to know
of the district through the eyes of the people
that I work with.
And I assume the person that you're running against.
You know her?
No, I do not.
You want to give me a little bit of detail on the matter?
That's what's to say, really.
Chat, could you look up Jennifer Rajkumar 1N
and just kind of like let us know what you do?
They will do that, for sure.
Look up some all-time favorites of mine.
Look up Jennifer Rajkumar earthquake.
That's really good.
Jennifer Rajkumar, vegan.
Shot one's really good.
Okay, I'm looking up the vegan one.
Let's see if I,
there's no, I probably didn't write the name correctly.
Okay.
She has a, she puts in a photo that just like
had plate of me late tomatoes and cucumbers,
like another vegan dinner.
And if you know the statistics about how much time
she spent with her former mayor,
you would be asking yourself,
What are you doing eating vegan dinner, girl?
I'm a vegetarian, well, she's not even vegan, she's a vegetarian.
And I present to you my current meal, the bean burger,
an Albany delicacy, hashtag plant-based, hashtag plant-powered,
with a total of 123 likes.
This is really banged on the timeline.
Yeah, there's some people that's not even in the hall of fame.
We can't hold these.
That's not in the hall of fame, yeah.
So she's a vegetarian.
Not a vegan.
She's a vegetarian.
What do you say to the, you immediately started smearing her?
No, I, human ass, it's hard when you have so much material.
It's not, she's,
what's there to say, really,
she's a very closely associated with her former mayor,
that's what I was trying to get at.
In 139 days, she appeared with Eric Adams 151 times.
Okay, well, I'm Turkish.
I just want to reveal this, this is,
and therefore I do have a fondness
towards the former mayor, Eric Adams,
especially because I tried to tell.
Can you be the only person I went to Turkey
and came back home?
Yeah.
What's your put down?
I tried to tell Zoran, I was getting fried
by the Turkish government, y'all would know.
Like I would be like filling out.
You would have a one hit.
Like that would be it.
I would have it straight across.
Yeah.
Bloody.
You would know.
But that, yeah, that's how you know
he was in it for the love of the game.
For sure.
Yeah.
Which is the love of the game,
which is Turkish Airlines.
Well, I've heard of Grayingills, not that I would know, officially.
Okay, so she's very connected.
So why, the question now is why is she spending so much time with the mayor of New York City when she should be in Albany?
Yeah, for sure.
But a very corrupt mayor is what the fake news media presented to Maz when they were attacking him unjustifiably.
And she also just hasn't done the basics for what the district needs.
the district needs. I mean the district is 50% immigrant. She only signed on to New York
for all when I started running and she knew that she had to do something. She started
changing her talking points because she knows that I'm an immigrant advocate. I've literally
won hundreds of thousands of dollars in back wages for people who live in the district
that I have, you know, my neighbors are the people who are being discriminated against
at work, who have had their wages stolen from them, who are being sexually harassed at work,
for being fired for no reason.
And I'm the guy in the neighborhood,
she that they go to to get that shit facts, right?
And it was only until I entered the conversation
that she started changing her talking points,
trying to take them out of my sales.
But we know what she's up to, which is not much.
Yeah, and bean burgers.
And beef.
Well, I love them.
So what are some of the major policy disagreements
that you have with her?
The reason why I say this though is like,
it kind of feels like she doesn't have much policy at all.
Yeah.
And is just kind of coasting along
and the assembly seat.
So if you could identify some of the major areas,
like you've talked about obviously advocacy for immigrants.
Right, I mean, she hasn't really passed that much.
She hasn't really done that much.
And it's really interesting getting to know people
in districts there, like she really hasn't done much for us.
What I'm really focused on is taxing the rich
making sure we confirm the affordability agenda, which I do think is like one of the most important
political projects of our time to show that we do have the ability to have like a life in New York
City that doesn't involve suffering, right? That we can have basic things and all we need to do is
raise a little bit of tax on the most wealthy people, none of us, right? Number two is...
You don't think they deserve it? All the money? All the money? Like more of it?
that they've stolen it from us.
A bit more of it.
I think.
I would like it.
They know how to use it better.
Right.
Cause like you give it,
you as the average guy,
what's he gonna pay it for?
Rent.
Keep tech?
No.
Rent.
Right?
I mean, who needs it?
Come on.
Or, I don't know, school supplies.
The fuck?
Like, it's fine.
Just use your rent.
Groceries, right?
Yeah.
Apple costs $3.
Groceries, that's,
you don't need that.
You don't need that.
But what we need is higher profits for the super wealthy.
Well, what we need to do is create shareholder value.
Yes.
That's something that I'm interested in.
Thank you.
Yes.
OK, now you're saying that actually I'm interested in it.
Now you're saying we're going to be a Democrat.
Yeah.
And that's why you need to go out and some heat tech.
Yeah, you're very blue-picked.
OK, so she's not on board with the high-paxing knowledge.
Yeah, I mean, I think that she just signed onto New York
for a while last week, as I said.
I agree with my comrade and friend, Christian,
like the suite of ice protection bills that we're trying to pass right now.
New York for all, the Gundana Upstations and the Melt Act are really the starting point.
Something that I'm really trying to think about when I'm crafting legislation is like,
how can we think about the immigration system as like a bunch of, you know, interlocking
cogs and how can we be as legislators, as politicians, as people in community who are
organizing, try to put wrenches in those cogs to make sure that we slow down the depletion
machine.
So one thing I'm really thinking a lot about is data privacy, right?
It's not just the DMV and the police who are giving our personal data to ICE agents and
the federal government.
It's also private corporations which are scanning our license plate on the highway every time
we go over a toll bridge.
The phone, all of our phones, sorry if we all who are on your phones right now, but they're
tracking your movement and selling out to the federal government, the obesity data brokers.
So thinking about like the collection of data, slowing that down because that actually is
immigration issue. And then the final thing I'm really thinking about is like
these big tech companies have redefined employment, right? Like, you don't have a
boss, you're an independent contractor. Jeff Bezos. Yeah, he's my boss.
The big man. Yeah. That was big as you, I've heard. Yeah, I love him. You know, he's big. He's been doing HCH.
Yeah, he got hit with a Dominican Ray. And him and Mark Zuckerberg both, they're like,
they're brawling now. Yeah. Anyway, go on. I like it, I think.
Oh yeah, that's true. You're making me blush.
Anyway, go on. Yeah, so we're thinking about how big tech has
exploited the labor laws that were passed in the 40s and have not been updated.
They've redefined employment and been classifying all the workers in this country as independent contractors.
I represented them, I was representing a group of 700 workers who were misclassified as independent contractors, they were delivery drivers.
That was a class section that I was involved in recently. And this is just the way that our economy is growing.
And there's so few protections for these vulnerable workers.
Like if you imagine like, you know, in my district there's a huge Bangladeshi community, one of the largest, fastest growing immigrant communities in New York City.
and one-fifth of all delivery drivers in New York City are Bangladeshi and those
are people who are being forced into these extremely precarious labor conditions
where they have to pay for gas, pay for tools, pay for their car and really the
company that's employing them should be paying for this cost, right?
With no benefits whatsoever.
No bennies, no bennies, no.
And I'm also really thinking about intersection of those things, like I am a huge advocate for the Empire Act
which I'm actually going up to Albany tomorrow to lobby for, if you're a legislator watching this
which I stopped there a minute ago.
You don't know that.
All the legislators are in here.
Yeah, I'm coming through tomorrow at Albany.
I mean, it is the only legislation that we're talking about right now
that is protecting people against employer retaliation.
You're like, you haven't paid me in a month.
I have to pay rent. Where's my money at?
Or like, you're not paying me the minimum wage.
And the guy says, well, I'm going to call Iceneur because he complained, right?
Like there's no law right now that we're talking about
to protect people in the situation.
And the Empire Act is one that we're trying to push forward
to make sure that those people aren't protected.
Yeah, a lot of people don't realize that, but...
Jeff Bezos is following you that too?
What?
Jeff Bezos is threatening you?
No, no, I'm...
Well, Laura Loomer's trying to get me
denaturalized all the time.
Laura Loomer's trying to do a lot of things.
Yeah, but no, what I was gonna say is, yes,
ISIS is used as a vehicle to basically keep driving
Wages down to the best of their ability. I mean, it's oh my god
We always been used like people in the community are just like I I know we've been joking a lot
I'm gonna bring it down for a second, but like people are really fucking scared right?
Yeah, like my clients people I'm in community with are afraid to leave their house
I have a client. You know, we were supposed to have a court appearance in Manhattan
He was afraid to take the train
Yeah from Brooklyn to Manhattan because of the pervasive fear of ice right now and I went and go I met him
and we took a part together because that's just like kind of the level where things are happening.
So it's like, people are going to work or they're skipping work after you're staying in Minneapolis,
really afraid, and I just feel like the disconnect between that fear that's so pervasive in our community
and our representatives is exactly why I'm stepping into Toronto for office.
Yeah, and this is New York. It's like, the history of the city is comprised of immigrants.
This is where immigrants first came in.
It's the history of our present and future.
Yeah, exactly.
All right, well, thank you so much.
Can you give me like a big squeeze?
Should we just do that?
And then my friend Ruby wanted to do some caucus again.
Okay caucus.
Yeah.
Oh you're the last one, okay perfect.
No, no, no.
We can do a walk and talk if you want to.
No, no, we can't because we can't show anything.
You want to switch seats, you're good.
No, no, I'm good.
Um, all right. Hello. Nice. Nice to meet you. Uh, who are you? What are you running for?
Hey, everyone, my name is Abir Kuwass and I'm running for state assembly and
assembly district 34 that represents parts of Jackson Heights, East Umhurst,
Woodside, Corona and Astoria. And you walked through a story with me.
I did. Yeah. Okay. So we're in like, yeah. So remember that like street that was like
the little Egypt or like all the Arab shops were a little bridge across that
We're the other side of the story. Okay. How many more Yemeni coffee shops can we open in the same area?
In my district, and I feel like that was the first one in the story for all the ones that you visited
Okay, so we're like the OGs. I don't want to come across like Nick Shirley, but how do they make money?
It's all in the same place. They all and they're all packed all the time
It's cost a lot for the coffee
You know what I'm saying? Like one of the things we're going to run on is like, you know, lower the price of Yemeni Chai.
You're going to lose all your tall business back here.
No, it's equal opportunity when we're talking about that, you know, credibility.
Alright. So what are some of the things that you're running on?
Also, is this the Irish flag keffiye? That's sick. I've never seen that before.
Yeah. I'm Palestinian and like, people always pay attention to that.
So I feel like I need like a rotation of keffiye so I have all the freight cars, but I love this one a lot.
That's cool. So you're Palestinian? Yes. I'm a little scared when I do that because I am... I think you're more scared of people. I love...
That's true, I am. Actually our association now... I'm a big advocate for the beautiful nation state of Israel. I assume that you're not.
What?
You're wearing a scary kafir, which I've been told is the much scarier than a Nazi Armand.
This is from the kafir, but what I can say is you're asking me, like, why am I running?
It's doubly scary. It's an Irish one, and those are the most anti-Semitic.
No, let's listen. So...
You know, you've been asking people what brought you all to ICSA, what brought you all to running.
to running. So, you know, I've been involved in community organizing across New York City
for a long time. I've been working with mostly Muslim and Arab communities. But what kind
of entered me into DSA is I was one of the people who was part of building the Not on
Our Dime Coalition. So have you heard of Not on Our Dime?
Yes.
Okay. Yeah. So for those who don't know...
No, sorry. It's very bad.
What?
Yes, on Our Dime is the one that I wanted to present.
No, no, no, no.
Which is more money. We should take more money from, you know, social funds and give it to
Israel. That's what I've been trying. Ever since Rabbi Shmueli got cancelled, I've been trying to
take on the mantle and they won't give it to me. I mean try harder. Tell me, do you know about
Donor Dime? I'm trying to tell you a little bit about it. You should explain what Donor Dime is.
So Not On Our Dime is a bill that was introduced in New York State Legislator Zahran was actually
the person who sponsored it on the assembly side and then our other socialist office,
Davis-DeVarie-Risport sponsored it on the Senate side and really what it means
is that we found out that there were nonprofits across New York State that
were raising millions of dollars to send settlers to go and steal
Palestinian land and we developed the bill that said hey that should not happen
right? I feel like it's illegal to do that. Well it shouldn't be illegal to do
that and I think that organizations that also get tax cuts for doing that
should be shut down and that's what the not on our dime bill advocates for and
And that's kind of how I entered into organizing with the DSA, and I came in through like a Palestine coalition,
brought that, you know, into the space. And it was also one of the first bills that actually brought Palestine and the Palestinian issue into the policy space.
I mean, you know this. When we talk about Palestine, most people hit the streets in the thousands and the millions, right, to call out, you know, against the occupation of Palestine.
And yet you don't really see elected officials talk about it actually as an advocate for many years.
like people don't even want to say the word Palestine.
And so when we introduced this bill,
what we were trying to say is that,
hey, all of our constituents on the ground
are out here hitting the streets every single day
protesting a genocide.
And there's a bill that you can act on
that addresses this issue.
And yet we actually only have a handful
of state legislators who've signed on.
They're all our socialists in office.
So, you know, I think that says something.
And I think it says something that
people have still not signed onto this bill
post two years and more of a genocide.
And so that's kind of like what brought me into organizing,
but also I entered into all of this
because I'm somebody who grew up as a working class New York
kid, grew up with undocumented parents,
like parents who want to get immigration system.
And so for me, I believe that when
we're talking about Palestine, I don't just
need to talk about Palestine because I'm a Palestinian.
I think that it actually relates to every single day issues
that people talk about.
And what our government is investing money in and not
investing money in and I think that's what not on our time represents but it's
also what I'm running on it's actually pushing for us to invest in working
class communities people of color people who are living in poverty and divest
from giving our money to billionaires giving our money you know people
sending millions of dollars to Israel so on so forth you know yeah no absolutely
why do you want to make buses fast and free well I will tell you that I'm a
New York City kids shouldn't they? They'll compete. Have you? Did you go up taking the bus? Wait, where did you grow up? I grew up in Turkey. Okay
I did. Oh, you have a lot of public transportation. There's a lot of public transportation.
Yeah, so you have a lot but like you've had a day where like you've been waiting for the train or the bus and it's like raining and
You know, and I think that there's a lot of New Yorkers who have things like that where it's freezing like it is outside
It's raining. It's super hot and you actually like don't have enough money to pay for an alternative
If you can't say, hey, I gotta wait 40 minutes for this bus,
let me call an Uber.
Most people don't actually have that money.
I grew up with many instances of feeling really stuck
and seeing people like my mom and people in my family,
just like, honestly, go through really horrific experiences
for not being able to afford a bus fare.
So I think that, while people say that it's impossible
for us to sponsor free transportation,
I actually think it's something that is really dignifying
the lives of everyday people, and it's possible.
Everything's not possible. That's why we're running to make it possible. Okay. All right. I love that. Yeah
Okay, I don't know your whole background. So I'm looking for had to wait for a bus you could have called the no
I mean, I grew up pretty I grew up pretty up one but I did I did take the bus cuz
That's no no no
That's one of the one of at least my advocacy is like it's good to have public transit because it creates a
a sense of community. This is something that New Yorkers actually I think take
for granted as well. Like in a lot of other places when you now I live in
Los Angeles and there is basically no public transit whatsoever. There is
public transit but it is not reliable and reliability and I think the
frequency and the routes that exist is a major component in whether you have
like a real robust public transit system or not. We don't even have sidewalks in
most places. Oh yeah, I actually have done the LA trip where like I mean I'm
like a New Yorker who didn't learn to drive till I was 30 so I've done all the
buses. But you're right and also shout out to my district. We actually have that
issue in my district where we have like very little train stations in the
district so we can rely on buses but there's also a lot of homeowners in the
district who drive and so the buses are very slow in our district and the
reason that buses go faster, we say fast and free because one it's freaking
great dollars to pay to get on the bus these days but also when you don't have to pay that whole line
just gets on the bus and the bus moves. Yeah, but yeah the secondary component I think of like
being able to get like aside from being able to get to places with this like reliable affordable
or even free alternative like I said is that you have you are mixed income inside of their
public transit system because it's the most efficient version and there are many instances
in New York where like you know I will take the subway because it's faster. It's just
genuinely faster. It's getting faster. It's an Uber. And I think a lot of people don't
understand that. This is one way to build what right wingers like to call high trust communities.
High trust societies is like when you are, when you're constantly surrounded by people
of all different backgrounds. I think that's right. I think that a lot of other places
in the country and even like outside of the country,
the way that you can see classic inequalities
actually through transportation,
who has to walk, who has to take the bus, right?
Who can drive a car.
And so New York City is really special
because you actually sometimes do have the millionaires
that we need to tax on sitting on the train with us
who are just like working class people
who are just like going paycheck to paycheck.
Yeah.
And if it's a nicer process overall,
they would much rather take the metro.
Like it just overtake the buses.
When we have like the highest rate of people
who like are actually like,
Like we had a lot of people voting for Zahran who were like, high income.
Yeah.
I think it's because they're riding the chains with us.
You know, we're like all on the chain together.
Yeah.
No, for sure.
Or even, even high income people are like, yeah, man, this shit's fucked up.
Well, yes, exactly.
I think that you don't need to be somebody who's struggling or poor to be a socialist.
I mean, you say this all the time.
You don't need to be somebody who like is struggling.
You actually just like need to like believe that the government should be, you know,
investing in communities that should be providing services for communities and
like all our money is just going to private corporations to be providing
public services and I think that's a major issue that we're trying to fix.
Yeah I want to take the province and the amount of these these necessary
functions of government because you know I grew up in Turkey it's a much poorer
country overall but there was more competent governance in many respects
because there was more government in general so like you know I understood
the importance of having a nationalized health care system.
There was private health care on top of that,
but there was at least this robust nationalized health
care system for college education and all these things
that I took for granted, basically.
I never realized the importance of it
until I came to America.
And I was like, oh my god, this shit is awful here.
And it doesn't need to be.
Yeah, I think, yeah, it doesn't matter
what your income level is.
At the end of the day, a lot of rich people,
they travel around the world and they're like,
oh my God, I went to Japan, it's so awesome.
Or I went to Europe, it's so sick.
And it's like, yeah, because they do have,
you know, modest social democratic reforms
as opposed to like the insane system that we have here.
That's, you know this more than anyone.
Like social democracy is something that exists
in many forms, all across the globe.
And like the idea that it's a fringe thing
in the United States, is very ridiculous.
And actually like that's what the movement of DSA
represents, like it's, it is pretty big tent, right?
But like,
Well, we wanna go beyond social markets.
Well, listen, you know, but, you know, like the idea that the political establishment wants to make us feel like we're fringe.
Yeah.
And what's really cool about our movement is that we've been able to flip districts or win districts because there's hundreds and thousands of people who will like knock on doors.
And it's just showing what the people on the streets want.
Yeah. Who are you running against? Like, what are some major policy differences that you have?
Okay, that's a great question.
You know, I really like don't think about who I'm running against.
I'm more so think about what I'm running for.
Right.
Um, I think that right now, all across New York city, especially after the run one,
there has been like a huge influx of people interested in running.
And, um, what I'm really interested in is actually like, I like that recruited by
DSA and I'm running with DSA.
And I think that's really important because I think the thing that we are
trying to do is we're pushing everything forward because we bring in a movement
with us. So, for example, I use this a lot. You know, Zahran, he ran on free platforms,
right? So, he like ran on fast and free buses, free surrender, and then universal child care.
And universal child care, do you think Zahran invented that? No. Right, Zahran's about to
invent it. So, universal child care got introduced in 2021, actually also by another socializing
office, Jabari Resports. And it wasn't something that people were talking about, right? It
was like, you didn't see every single politician across New York
State saying, I need to fight universal child care.
And you also just didn't see it being talked about on the streets,
even though it's always been a possibility.
Now, every single progressive politician who runs will say,
oh, yeah, I support universal child care.
I support taxing the rich.
And the reason that they're saying that is a win of our movement,
because we are showing that there are hundreds and thousands
of people who will elect somebody who will say that.
And so I'm really running, because I think right now,
when I really believe this as a Palestinian,
after witnessing two years and more of a genocide,
after witnessing over 100 years of the occupation
of our people, I was thinking, I'm not somebody who
wants one for office.
I don't like politicians very much.
I'm not someone who is interested in any of this.
And I'm just looking at the system and going,
it's not like we need to go into reform it.
This whole thing needs to change.
And I think it changes by elected officials
who are actually connected to the movement.
Like we're bringing the people into the legislator.
We're not just showing up as individuals.
Yeah.
It's much easier when you're the one who
is putting the pressure on the politicians initially,
and then you become the elected representative instead.
You become the elected.
Yeah.
And when we built not on our diamonds of Iran,
we worked with his team to build it.
And we had a system of co-governance.
He was like an organizer who became an elected official.
And we kind of were like, are you still our homie?
But then he actually helped us.
I think that all the time.
Well, listen.
If he doesn't text me back in an hour, I'm like, oh, it's all right.
He's not answering anyone's texts.
He's answering your texts before he answers our texts.
Well, sometimes.
Sometimes, like, oh, I'm too busy.
Like, oh, my god.
I know.
I'm like, plowing snow outside.
I'm like, oh, my god.
Just shoveling.
Don't forget your homies.
Did you see how the New York Post wrote an article about how his shoveling posture?
Yeah.
That's the level that they're on.
But the point is...
I know the New York Post very intimately.
Listen, we're in the same boat, and it's going to be worse now.
But what I can say is that Zahran was an organizer.
And when I was an organizer, I would look at the state legislative and be like,
I don't understand this thing.
This is a very sanitized body.
I don't know these people.
I don't know what they do.
But he brought us in and was like, OK, here are our targets.
Here's who's movable.
Here's how we can move this.
Here's where we need to go to raise awareness on this.
And so it actually strengthens our movements.
They have people who are actually acting as politicians,
but they're not acting as politicians
because they want to be famous.
They want a position.
They're actually going in and running for office.
And trust me, like lots of us who you just spoke to,
this is not our cup of tea.
We'd rather just be out here on the streets
organizing protests, but we're doing this
because we actually think it's gonna overall
benefit our movement.
and it's going to create a reciprocal relationship.
I think that's a transformation that US politics needs.
Hell yeah.
That was incredible.
Thank you so much.
You're so welcome.
Yeah, let's see what you've got.
All right.
There you go.
I said a gift for you.
Oh, you have a gift for me.
That's it.
Can I put in a plug?
Yeah, I think that's the last chat.
All right, dsa.nyc slash sleep.
And I want to say something about us going into politics.
I've never run for office, ever wanted to,
but I did learn that you have to raise a lot of money
to run for office.
And the reason that people go in and compromise
is because to raise that money, they're
going to get corporate lobbyists and all these kinds of people
who are going to give them money so that they can make
concessions and deals when they are in office.
We are grassroots people-powered movement,
which means that we are funded by the people.
And that's really important, because then we
can just be accountable to the people who get us in.
We're just accountable to those who are just giving us $5,
$20, $25 donations.
So even if it's honestly like $5, you know, or more like whatever it is,
this is what keeps us strong. This is what keeps us from not compromising.
This is what keeps us values aligned.
This is what keeps us from being able to save free Palestine in the halls of
Albany. So please donate the entire slate.
Thank you. That's what I tell my audience all the time.
It's okay. I didn't donate.
Everyone did it. Everyone did it right.
It's very cold out there.
So, I just wanted to give you a NYC BSA hoodie.
Oh, wow! Hell yeah!
And, hats.
You don't have to put on right now, unless you want to.
And a Zoran.
This is fire.
Better New York City is possible. I think we did it, though. Zoran for mayor.
Okay.
I hope there's a beanie in there.
No, no beanie.
Okay.
Alright. This is sick.
Whoa, this is so sick. No, no, no, it's all mine.
Yeah.
Ooh.
Never got to socialize with a sock?
Socialize with a sock?
Oh, wow, that's sick.
Okay, thank you so much, guys.
Thank you, sir.
All right.
Okay.
Just quick note, if all the single issue voters out there,
There's one issue that really matters in New York, it's Midtown Magic.
Midtown is not just the best place in New York, it's the best place in America, it's the best place in the world.
Fifteen years ago, Midtown was for everybody, it was for working class people.
Now only the older Turks get to hang out in Midtown.
We did so well, it didn't even brew it.
Breast the rent, catch the rich, bring back Mars 2112, bring back BiBacs.
Alright, um...
We're gonna fill out.
Of course, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna keep streaming.
We have-
Where are you watching the Super Bowl?
I'm not.
Oh, you're not?
I'm not watching the Super Bowl.
Well, I'm gonna be streaming it.
Yeah, it's a counter-programming, yeah.
I'm gonna be counter-programming.
I'm not gonna be watching the Super Bowl
because Bad Bunny is an immigrant
and I'm gonna be watching the real America Super Bowl
Turning Point USA.
Okay, I wasn't sure if you were inviting Felix
and Pablo over to watch.
I am, yeah.
They're coming over to do that.
I just figured I'd watch it with you guys,
I feel bad. I thought this would be more of like a organizational thing for everybody.
I know.
And it didn't turn out to be that way, but it was really good. It was really productive.
I was cool. I'm glad I came.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was great.
Okay.
You did good.
Thank you.
Really? In spite of my...
In spite of thinking you were really boring.
On the Orthodox style of questioning.
I think it's good.
I wish people understood you're trying to set them up to actually do it.
I think they understood that.
No, I know my chat my chat was super autistic the entire way they were like
Like they were free I would look at the chat every now and then
No, they were freaking out because they thought that I was like they don't understand
They were like how dare you make jokes
You're going to the same place.
Yeah, let me, let me, I don't, I want this, or I'm being, I never got one, I'll take it clear, I felt this one, I don't want to come back.
Okay, okay, cool. Was that good? Were we too intense?
No, that was fantastic.
You guys were amazing.
Chad loved you by the way.
I'm going to be honest, I thought it was going to be a little boring, but it wasn't, it wasn't at all.
It was actually very, it was very good.
And by the way, like, so my day job is I work on Mahood's legal team.
Yeah, I'm seeing him tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, at 7 p.m. I'm gonna see Mahmood tomorrow. We're gonna we're gonna be hanging out
Yeah
Actually, I can't, though. See, that would have gotten me.
I'm not risking it.
In the dark place, Matt Chad.
This is what happens.
In the election night party, in the after party, he's like,
listen, we got a slated candidate.
Always be closing, dude.
Yeah, and everyone after, we talk, everyone's like,
listen, he can be a little intense, but he's a really good organiser.
That's how it gets done?
No, it is how it's done.
Usually, it's done.
God, it's pretty intense.
Yeah, I mean, election night victory.
Yeah, my man was wheeling and dealing at the election night.
He was like, I just took power.
All right, I saw you doing this.
Yeah.
And so, why aren't you doing that?
Apparently, there is a lady in the back somewhere.
Oh, there is?
Hell yeah.
Is this a white shirt?
I'm not sure.
I'm jealous of the Ian Hunkley shirt.
Listen, you want some of these jerks?
you get nothing okay I don't I don't get my workers anything what are you
crazy
okay well don't oh thank you so I don't want to steal that are you ever gonna
Are you sure to work out?
It's a lot, you can take it.
He's running my district.
Oh really?
Well you're gonna...
I'll be wearing it while he can't say anything.
What is this?
I want definitely the soccer shirt.
Yeah, the soccer shirt.
I want the hat.
These are so dope.
Oh my god, thank you so much guys.
Holy shit.
And we got the DSAV. Let's go. Okay.
Because I got this random beanie at a restaurant, but I'm so fucking cold, I'm with Noah.
And I was like, I'm gonna go with you, unfortunately.
I'm shocked that we could do that.
DSA is just getting chat. We can arrange a direction for it.
Oh yeah, that'd be great. I would love to do that.
I would love to do that.
Dude, you should just have, you should have somebody who really needs fundraising.
Like, just go to the gym with someone who's like a fundraising entity.
He's frail. Let's be real, unfortunately. I mean, I think he's in remarkable shape as a walker.
It's a different type of, you know, he's more cardio-focused, it's fine.
I can't tell you, you're going to the dark place, man.
Let's do it.
Which way?
I'll hold you so close. I'm squeezing you.
I'll keep him in my little pocket forever.
I think we first met long ago, I think it was my birthday probably, back when I was
staying in his place in LA. Many years, three years ago?
Maybe. Yeah.
It was nice to see you again.
Where the video person has been like this.
Oh, OK.
Sounds right.
Sounds true.
Just let me do this for a minute.
OK, so I know I'll get a hold of you.
Whoa, that was great.
Thank you so much.
This was so awesome.
I appreciate it.
I hope I was able to help out in some way.
And you know, I wish we were even more friends.
No, no, no.
Like, you know, just like offered for students that like,
it was on the third half of the set, it was a little worth it.
Yeah, it's worth the effort, yeah.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Yeah, good chat.
Uh, when we go down, is it this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That is so funny.
I'm Miranda and I'm voting for,
I love her, she's great, for Samantha Katana I want to get a Hama Samantha and I'm voting
for Samantha.
Oh that's great.
Put more bad boys and girls out there.
I remember Miranda but we're all a Samantha, you know we're all a world that got them in
here.
Thank you.
Are they called?
Is the car here?
I think so.
She only wake up.
I don't know.
I don't know what she's actually doing.
Oh god.
Okay, we're inside maybe.
Oh god.
I don't know.
I'm gonna be a yellow too if it's...
No, no, it's fine.
It's like...
Um...
So they come pretty fast.
What if we wait it inside?
I mean, it's an A.O.E. sticker.
Boomer tries to figure out Uber.
No, it's literally not letting me cancel it, because it's like he's head for location.
Oh, it's a ride requested, cancel the ride.
Oh, that was a really big thing, I'll put my little lower, a little lower at the end.
I'm trying to call him.
I just want to see if he can blast off another one.
He looks like ass.
It looks like shit, like it's...
Ooh, it's cold!
It's so cold.
I don't get about why there has to be another...
Tom McDonald?
I mean...
A fucking Porsche Auto Blow?
They don't have anybody.
They still don't have anybody.
They should have called it, right?
Yeah, exactly.
Three minutes.
Literally, like...
Daddy Yankee.
Although I think the truth is that what they really don't know is they don't know people
who have good representation.
Or bad representation or girls who are famous.
because obviously they can speak like you do this and you will never get to be the actual
Super Bowl again.
For Kid Rock, unless we go through another four or five terms of the culture war cycle,
we're not getting Bob with the Baba at that time.
They would get a different family.
It would be like a father or something.
I cannot believe how much cultural capital they thought they fucking had in the beginning
when it was like unbearable.
Everything was like, oh, we're going to die.
They're really gouging, everything doing it.
Oh, ha ha, like putting it in its medication space.
Yeah, like they were doing like,
pillow fries or whatever.
Oh my God, these doors are heavy.
Yeah.
They're like beef, pillow fries and shit, and it's like.
Yeah, yeah, we're still live, we're just not showing.
No, no, that's right.
He's not moving.
He's doing the thing where he's not moving.
Uh-oh.
Should I call another one just for safety?
Yeah.
This is good.
I'm gonna take a picture of me and you and I
and we're gonna watch that.
Are you coming to the, are you coming to the,
are you coming to the same place?
What else are you guys doing in New York?
We're doing a primer.
We're doing a primer.
Nice, what a sweet community.
It's like the gentlest person I've ever met in my entire life.
Yeah, these are incredible.
It's called one two, just to be safe.
OK.
90K is the limit for necessary.
Are you going?
We're going to off right.
See you.
Bye.
See ya.
Okay, close it out.
We're fine with those faces in the cab.
Oh yeah, wait, no, what are we saying?
They're going to get a rush hour at four.
What? That's, I forgot, that's their vehicle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're picking the litter off of all the break-its on.
I mean, they're using a Brent Ratner for that too,
as well as the Milani Daggerment Race, the same thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well it's like
Remnants?
He's meaning it
I mean, I assume that like anybody who has any originals would do the fourth one
because the check would be huge
but it would be really funny if Jackie Chan said no
Yeah
They messed up none engaging Daddy Yankee, you know about this?
He's not a maga, he's a lifelong Republican surrogate
He was in an event like John McCain in 2008
Wait, that's the obvious one
Yeah, Daddy Yankee, but I don't even know
No, but you can't do it today. It's like race for that. Yeah, you see what you know, like yeah, exactly like oh you can't see
We mean bad, but he's the literally just that one is the only Hispanic man. Who's not an ice
They reported the the the Cuban you avoid about our poor Donald Trump guy. Yeah
That was that is I mean, I love that song like on our own. I played it so much
People were saying that I'm responsible for his victory for that reason, because I played it so much.
I learned to play it at the piano and I kept singing it myself about Zoran, but I was like should I post it or is this going to be problematic?
You know? Like in my house I was like...
I think that's... back there, yeah.
Yo boy, how's it going?
How's mom, Danny?
I'm going to that side now.
There you go.
Goodbye.
Oh no.
Why is he going now? What's happening?
Oh, you fucking call it the wrong spot. Call him now, call him now.
Is he posting up? Is that him?
No, there he is.
I think that's him. I can't tell. Let's just walk over there.
Okay, fuck it.
Chad, it's fucking cold. I'm dying. I mean, you guys can't see anything. There's snow everywhere.
There's Chad. There's snow and ice everywhere.
I'm on Donnie, bad mayor, bad mayor.
Oh, fuck my hands are frozen.
Don't say anything though, don't say anything because we're not in here.
Thank you.
Oh no, no, it's fine, we'll get there.
Oh, my fingertips.
Yeah, my fingers are frozen.
Oh, thank God I told them, uh, it's 6 p.m.
I hope I told them 6 p.m., actually.
Pablo and Felix.
Because if they're there, it's gonna be fucked up.
Yeah.
We've got to flip the couch, because we have too many guests.
Flip the couch.
Behind the seats.
In the room.
Okay.
Yeah.
So I did bring you a couple things back.
Okay, here you go, you can show.
Yeah, so I got this Cubans love baseball.
Uh-huh, I know that.
And so, I know you don't, because you're, you know...
But I love Cuba.
But you love Cuba.
So I got that.
And then in Bogota, they have these stores that are run by people, you know, survivors
of the Civil War.
And as part of like the demobilization, you know, they have these in these stores, part
of what they do is they sell different pieces of art, gifts, clothes, designs, whatever,
you know, like we have like handcrafted portraits of famous Latin American heroes, like Bolivar,
Victor Yara, and they also had these handmade Palestine flag bracelets.
Oh hell yeah.
Oh yeah.
That's sick.
That's dope.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Thank you Noah.
You're welcome.
Thank you Noah. You're welcome.
I'm okay.
What a day. What a day. What a freaking day.
What a day it's been. And who I scores 40?
Dad I don't. Well, we got...
Wait, where?
Who are they pointing?
They are doing it
Chat Minnesota damn chat. Did you guys enjoy that?
Did you like that?
By the way the interviews were great entertaining are you guys driving to finally do the coveted Michael Rappaport collab yet?
That's where we're going. We're going to see Michael Rappaport chat. Don't lie amazing. Hell yeah
All right, I was very stoked on it. I thought it was really good and there was no issues with the audio
So, you know
That's always a bonus. So everybody was dressed real good. Yeah, everyone's dripped out the wazoo
Who's suits yet though?
Nobody was copying the Zoran thing of like wearing a suit.
Yeah, that comes after.
That's true, that's post primary.
Yeah, I mean Zoran, when we met, not only was he not wearing his suit, he was still
wearing the, I don't know what it's called.
Like the garb.
He has to make the garb.
Yeah.
Well, he was just transitioning into the suit at that point.
Nobody cared who he was until he put on the suit.
Yeah.
Oh my god, okay.
I like Zona's custom car.
Okay, don't bring that up.
Okay?
This is a source object for me.
I think it's bullshit, okay?
Either, either fucking release it so everyone can buy it
or don't show it.
What is this socialism shit?
We're like, oh, dear leader gets all the cool drip.
We're not socializing the cool drip.
Yeah, I'm still jealous.
I'm still jealous.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm jealous.
Fuck you.
Get back on YouTube, dude.
Rewind the VOD to see the reasons
of why I'm not dual streaming,
and I'm streaming just on Twitch today.
If you want to understand what that was about,
what's next is on.
So we're going back.
We're going back to the regular broadcast.
I'm gonna get back to the desktop stream now.
And I'm gonna have Felix Beederman, Pablo Torre,
Noel Cullen on as well.
And we're just gonna chop it up.
We're going to watch the turning point USA halftime show, which I'm very excited about.
You know, real American style.
Where are they streaming that?
I have no idea. We'll figure it out.
Yeah, WStream, WDesktopStream.
You already know what it is.
Carhartt ain't that great a company anyway, to be quite honest.
Okay, bro.
My cousin got arrested last night.
I was kicked in the chair with the Sheriff's Department here in Minneapolis, bro.
God damn, Minnesota.
Sorry to hear that chatter.
Yeah, Benito Bowl.
Yeah, a lot of people are watching the Benito Bowl.
I am, on the other hand, will be watching Kid Diddler Rock,
who is my go.
He's a rock.
He is, he's Kid Diddler Rock.
This is, it's Kid Rock with a D in the middle
and it's the D's for Diddler.
It's all the fashion, it's all the rage
the Republican side nowadays.
Hanson Abbey, I just want to say as a former right wing chud from Mississippi, thank you
for helping me turn into a socialist. Hell yeah brother. Hell yeah brother.
Yeah he did, he wrote a song about statutory rape where he said
you call it statutory, I call it mandatory.
That's a loo, that's an actual bar. It's not good man.
You know, when you return memberships, Loki actually
high-key lane without live streams. I feel like half of the people, first of all,
you can... there's a there's a returning process. I don't know how to do it, but I
will literally work you through the steps if you want to. Secondly, my plan is
to give the members access to a dual-stream capability that's like
behind paywall, if you really, really want to watch it on YouTube. And last but
not least
I think half the people that say that shit are just saying that to be like oh you fucking you you
scan me it's like brother
are you leaving a fucking youtube member like you're in the chat right now
what do you have to say to those people son what stop yeah stop
Like people make it people make it seem like I've just you know, I've betrayed them I've betrayed them because they were like
You know
But you do betray you do betray. Yeah
Real reasons we go to eat because that's what is really bad on my network connection for some reason 5g to
yeah I know I know that there's like a lot of convenience reasons but the
reason why I'm doing a single stream is because let's be real like yeah there's
24,000 people watching today but if we were doing dual streaming this would be a 10k
stream right now this would be a 10k stream on Twitch and like a fucking
4k5 fishing on YouTube.
But even today on a Sunday, when we started off with the IRL,
we're doing interviews. There's more people in here than yesterday. That is because it's not, the audience is not separated.
Oh my God, I will fall.
Thank you Mother Nature is showing off for the fight of the subs.
I
You can't
Brother how about you fucking build socialism on YouTube, okay? I'm gonna leave it to you
You got this. Okay. I laid the groundwork
Thank you
You should get this one.
Yeah, fuck's good.
How you doing?
Hello.
I don't know if I have, oh actually I don't, I think I just dropped you in the car.
Yeah, you might as well.
Where they jump and they go as far as they can.
I've seen it, yes.
I've got a friend who does that.
Upper peninsula.
Really?
Yeah, well, there's a massive controversy rocking the world of distance ski jumping and that is that ski jumpers are
Constantly trying to get their wings suit a suit that they wear as big as possible
Create more air drag
So they have a bunch of athletes injecting their penises with acid go ahead and pull that
Shut the fuck up.
No, that's not real.
Yes, it's real.
No.
Wait, what is the acid supposed to do to their penis?
Enlarge their penis.
They're putting whatever they can to enlarge their penis
so they can get a bigger measurement on their wing
suit to create more air drag.
No, they can't.
This is a real controversy.
Are they getting harder?
Wait, so they're pitching a tent?
Like, is that what it is?
No, they're just packing their dick full of matter
to make it larger.
I can't be healthy.
Wait, no, doesn't that risk your jumping controversy?
Yeah, there you go, ski jumping scandal, there you go.
Wait, this is like fresh off the prison, bro.
This is like a ESPN, get you hot dogs.
Somebody got it.
Manipulative suits was resolved when three team officials
were banned for 18 months Thursday.
Yes.
The case tarnished Norway's hosting
of the Nordic Ski World Championships last March
in the country's wider reputation for fair play.
You have to zoom and I can't read this shit. Please zoom in more, okay?
Athletes were helped to fly further by increasing the size of suits that are pre-approved in microchip by FIS
The manipulation could be confirmed only by tearing apart this this seems the crotch area on the Norwegian wait, but they're not
Where's the acid on the dick? Well, he has to do more research, but that is
That is what people are now saying is that these athletes packed their cocks full of various supplements
There's a guy what if you have a big hog
Increase the seam
Yeah, why do you just get hard they are gonna notice that awesome. Also it's cold
All right, we're back
Also, this was a moment of utter vindication for Will Neff. He was 100% right. Yeah, punched
out is probably better, because there's going to be more people coming in in a second. But
moment of absolute vindication and glory for for will eber savage neph um here yeah you
just pull up for now um and then let me uh and i'll crank up the audio on this side
so that we're doing both boom i mean is it does it double audio chat or is it fine here
No speak I'm speaking right now. Oh hell yeah, you can hear both of us perfectly
Like I can speak into the microphone and you can be heard off of that mic as well
Let's see what the audio sounds like though
Is it double fine double double double double sounds like ass double double
Yeah
How about now how about now
All right, we'll just not use this microphone.
You are doubled, Noah's fine, okay.
Yeah, we just won't use this then.
We'll just use this.
And it'll be fine, and it'll be good.
And everything will be...
Only good happen, nothing bad can happen.
Only good will happen.
Okay.
It's double, but not delayed.
I like the way the two mics sounded.
I like to do it.
There's white noise.
What's that background hissing sound?
It's your mom.
It's your mother's pussy getting fucking wet, okay?
Stuff my dick.
I hear ocean waves.
Why is that happening?
You can hear it in the laptop then.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you're mostly hearing the laptop.
That's all.
That noise that you're hearing is definitely the laptop
Did you notice the white noise no you didn't
My laptop is so loud chat. It's fucking crazy loud. Oh
Oh, yeah, yeah
Damn our last awesome against band live on camera shit did not do that. Well
193
Big a laptop yeah, it's a big a laptop it has to be
watch for your end tomorrow
for your end tomorrow is gonna be awesome
it's the same noises yesterday and people didn't complain
yeah
have you seen this clip?
is this the fucking noise gate?
oh my god i'm gonna kill myself with a gun in a video game
it doesn't even show on the audio
someone leaked me the fucking clip
sorry
someone leaked me a clip of feelings getting noise gated
if they're not noise gated i'm just gonna fucking shut
every time I have a guest this week Chad has been fucking in
sufferable. Oh yeah that is bad. Okay that's bad. Okay that's bad. Damn it.
Alright.
I broke the mic stand. I broke my mic stand. I had to get a
It freaks today, which is what I was doing this morning, but I broke my mic stand
I spilled an entire full thing of coffee on myself and on the ground just everywhere
It was a disaster
It was an absolute fucking disaster. I was like fucking gross ass motherfucker. Yeah, I was like I don't want to fucking do this anymore
I'm done. I'm fucking done. I never want to do this ever again. I'm quitting streaming
It's just they couldn't like the clip itself doesn't do it justice. It was so much worse
It was so much worse, but now they have no noise gate. So at least we solved it. Oh
It's so embarrassing
Your body language is so funny
I did it
Killed the car. Do you really broken? I?
Hate I hate this you couldn't see but it was the most comical way that it could have happened
I was like already annoyed with the mic. I was like moving the mic arm and
And it's been like kind of wonky to begin with and then the door of the lady of the door is like trying to do turn down service
I don't care about this turn down service at all
it was like
for something so silly and I got up and I
knock the mic off of its fucking arm completely knock the entire coffee you
solve the noise gate by breaking yeah there's gonna be an echo there's gonna
be an echo you're gonna hear an echo shut the fuck up there's gonna be an
echo all day on myself when I play stuff there's gonna be an echo because
there's no noise gate you're gonna oh my god
every day
Oh my god, I just uh
I had such a good time
Earlier, yeah, what the dsa guys and I think a big part of that wasn't just because like oh, it's allyship is solidarity
It's comrades. It's like-minded people that are doing their very best in a totally unjust system
you're also trying your best in unjust system.
No, no.
Because you've got it.
It was none of those.
It was because I didn't reach out.
Yeah, because that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
You're in an unjust system.
People yelling at you all day.
It's just like, I didn't have fucking 24,000 of the most autistic people on the planet,
like congregating in one area where their hyper fixation is to notice the minor changes
that take place on stream and then fucking lose their minds, you know what I mean? Like
what is going on? Um, anyway, fuck, okay. All right. All right. I just, we can take
it off you momo. It's fine. It just doesn't matter. Um, all right, we're back. We're back.
Are you, have you been following this Japan shit at all? I mean, it's like it's the same
thing has ever, wait, you're telling me the liberal democratic party won an election in
Japan?
Yeah, I mean, it's a one-party state, but like.
I just look, I know it was down to the wire.
Of course it wasn't, but the unique component of the snap election is because the lady is
like they love her.
Yeah, yeah, she's like they're already doing the like comparisons.
Yeah, they love her and young Japanese people Japanese people by a large not very invested in politics
Why would they be not that young? Yeah? Well the youngest Japanese people like I'm talking, you know, 68 years old
They're not necessarily very invested in politics in general
But
This is funny. The Japanese are spiritual
British in many ways in the South for Empire love of pedophilia, etc. And the decades-long insistence on destroying any hope of economic growth or
Or dynamism is right up there. Um, this is pretty solid assessment. It's about right
Is now a bad time to tell you I'm like 24 seconds delayed
There's 0% chance
There are you guys how delayed is the chat, oh my god
Okay, the chat is not that delayed, y'all are fucking, okay, chat is just on mobile.
Okay, let's just...
The Japan's ultra-consultant Prime Minister Sunei Dakeyichi's ruling party is on course
for a landslide victory in Sunday's lower house election.
The Liberal Democratic Party and its coalition partner, Ishin, are projected to claim more
than two-thirds of the 465 seats in the lower house.
Takeichi called the rare winter snap election to turn around the image of her party marked
by recent corruption scandals.
The win would pave the way for her to push through her right wing agenda.
A correspondent Gavin Blair is standing by for us in Tokyo.
Gavin, first of all, help us grasp just what a thunderous victory it's said to be for Takeichi.
Yeah, this certainly is a resounding victory. At the moment, the confirmed seats, we have
238 for the government and 33 for the opposition. And some people thought this was a gamble
for Takahashi to call this election, a snap election after just three months in power.
If it ever was a gamble, it's paid off handsomely.
50% participation rate, by the way. I mean, like I said, it's fucking...
She promoted oh, yeah, talk about you once promoted a pro Hitler book
Friendships die hard. I mean honestly, I have noticed something like a lot of the fucking
fashions with motion are usually well one they're still
Rabbit neo liberals. They're not like they're not like og fashions in the way that like og fascism was like still in its inception
Like considered like a revolutionary
movement, right a
a radical change from liberalism,
they just become liberals.
But what I've also noticed is that a lot of these,
a lot of the fascist nowadays with like any motion,
they're all women.
What the fuck's going on with that?
You got Le Pen, you got Maloney, you got Takahichi,
like these are the ones that have a big impact.
I feel like they're all, they're lady fascism,
woke fascism.
I mean, it's not the first time that we've had,
I mean, like, you know, Margaret Thatcher,
there was, and there was something very little
about that.
I know that she's not in favor now,
but like the lady when AFD in Germany began its rise.
Yeah.
That chemist.
The woman from AFD.
Yeah.
She's also, and also half of them are lesbian.
I mean, my genuine answer to that is just that it's like,
well, look at, like when you look at the rates of like,
all right, who goes to college?
men or women women who's like you know who who reads books men or more men or
women women who knows common lethal military hairs I mean who like who
knows the alphabet better men or women women like women are just you know these
are the important things for I mean yeah exactly these are like these are the
kind of the things that are important to succeed in politics and I hate to say it
mostly women out there yeah they're kind of cleaning up so the guys the boys were
right the insults were right women do have I mean it's also it's true and
like the progressive movement in America like pretty much everybody
of note that's not named Bernie Sanders is a woman oh my god you're fucking
right it's just a way like you know Zoran did it for us boys he did it for
the men that's true it's like kind of just him yeah also yeah well yeah I'm
also yeah yeah well that's yeah he's like a distinctly masculine figure yeah
my god no he's doing it he's doing it for the stupid's out there big time
holding it down yeah I think I mean it is it is kind of funny that like out of
all of the out of all of the like progressive the bulwark of
progressivism in this country though like he is outflanking most of the Old
guard with his commentary so far and he's a fucking you know he's he was a
mercenary like that's that's a little crazy it's a little nuts like I'm curious
well so this is the back of the Japan thing I do think that it is like kind of
interesting to see how you know I mean it's like it's there are all of these
governments and it's not just Japan I mean I think in probably the recent
much in Argentina, where Trump jammed his thumb on the finger by bailing out their government,
essentially. It does seem that a lot of what is also going on in a lot of other, at least
not every country, obviously, but in a lot of other countries, they see somebody who
can have a strong relationship with Donald Trump and they're good. Considering he's
the one fucking everything up and the one setting the agenda for what the world has
to deal with now. That seems to be a pretty prized quality in leaders now.
Closetruginjorz says that LDP has never won a supermajority alone before. This is the
first time they'll be able to govern with over 67% of the parliament and be able to
change the constitution on their own. It's pretty bleak. The left was reduced to under
5%. So that's what I was going to say. Is that Takaichi basically came in and was insanely
popular among the youth that is normally not even remotely invested in politics at all
in Japan because it's a one-party state right like who gives a fuck it's like
yeah they build coalitions and whatever but like it's just LDP and what's
really interesting about it is when asked why they fuck with her they have
no policy like it's just because she's cute it is literally like Japanese
politics is so black-pilling like I talk about American politics
Yeah, no, they literally are just like, she's cute, she's Kawaii, Kawaii desu.
And she goes around and, you know, she meets with all these other world leaders.
And first of all, she ain't even fucking, she looks like, like one of the Titans.
So I don't even understand like why they're saying she looks cute, but I guess to each
their own.
But I think you can't separate her probably from economic promises when she says she'll
do big things to fix the economy. More people believe her because she doesn't look like the usual
stale LEP man in a suit. Her agenda also hasn't been tested. So easier to imagine.
I mean, no, no, I don't think that's it. But like to your point, though, like the thing that I don't
agree with all of that, but like the thing that in that is true enough that he's responding to
that you were just bringing up, which is that it's like, oh, Kauai, all this stuff. And it's like,
yeah, well, she doesn't look like Shinzo Abe, you know, like that's that's not a small thing, I
suppose, or at least eventually it was like something that some politician would eventually be in a
position to take advantage of there. I mean, you know, it's not that dissimilar from Donald
Trump where it was like all he had to do in 2016 was essentially establish as much difference as
possible between him and what people perceived as like the convention or the establishment.
Also, almost every single party was running off suicide, a policy of abolishing basically
every single tax in a country where their debt is 260% of their GP. Yeah, except I mean, even the
the Communist Party, which is not a Communist Party at all, obviously, it's just a communism
name only. A big part of their push is always like abolishing taxes. The Japanese Communist
Party wants to, I think they want to take out the sales tax, something like they're
not, that's every single party down to the left party. The Japanese, the Communist Party
And the Communist Party in Japan also is like seen as a conservative party by the youth because even though their policies are actually radically progressive in comparison to the rest of the Japanese parties, with the exception of what was it, Raiwa.
But the reason why they think it's an old guard conservative party is because like it's just associated with communism and they see it as like an old politics.
I mean communism is like a like a like a century plus old political movement there
It's not I mean like set aside the radical content of it
I could totally imagine how it's perceived as like old and fusty. Yeah, it's the oldest party in the country
Rewa shinsengumi is the other party. That's that's all that's the one led by the really cool guy
Who is the the actor in battle royale that guy's fucking awesome great movie to?
However, apparently like that party lost almost all their seats except for one Japanese Communist Party lost all their seats like they have that it's fucking disastrous.
They are bouldering in the direction of like this this very weird ultra right wing neoliberal system, not recognizing that virtually all of their problems revolve around the fact that this same calcified institution that has run the country.
since America wrote its constitution post-World War II, that's the reason why
you're fucking experiencing the anxieties you're experiencing.
But they don't even see it.
What? More of the...
No, I mean, like, no, no, like, just, but every country that wants to build a better life for its citizen does,
which is invest a lot of money in a military.
Oh yeah, well that's coming too.
Well that's what I'm saying.
But it's unconstitutional, they don't...
Well, now it's not.
Yeah, it's gonna be not the case soon.
Yeah, I mean, you know because if anything that'll surely bring about a better world to me
I also think one of the other things that is like I don't know
The extent of it and the extent to which it like consciously influences Japanese politics
But surely the Japanese political establishment we see is responding pretty negatively to a rising China
Yeah, and what but but all of the big businesses are entangled with China
That's why it's like
LDP on the messaging front is very anti-China, LDP in policy is very pro-China.
It's the largest trade partner by like a long shot.
Yeah so it's like interesting that like all the LDP like all the LDP
affiliated business owners are actually fucking they love China they're like
don't fuck up the back please but it's really interesting like JCP super
anti-China yeah which is crazy it's so bleak because Japan needs to raise
interest rates to deal with the once in a 40 years inflation but they can't do
that because to service that debt at anything over zero to one percent interest would be
fiscally impossible. Japan is essentially fucked.
Well this is where it's also like Japan has been very similar. I mean like the thing we
grew up with that like our generation was where I was like in the 90s they call like
the lost decade in Japan and now it's sort of come on like I guess like we're three decades
of this now where they're in this like incredibly constrained like fiscal position but also now
there like I mean look it's there is one way that international bond markets will
not like ding you even though you're investing in a bunch of stuff that
doesn't have an amazing return on capital and that is if you put a bunch of
fucking money in your military and you know it's what could go wrong yeah it
wasn't me militarizing Germany re militarizing that the next wave of
industrialization that will take place in these Axis powers will be rapid
industrial growth, only in the field of military, only in the
internet, also while like cost of living crises, you know, like
multiply. And you know, look, all of this is still happening,
by the way, in the context of like, we're not in a global
recession, you know, we're not in a financial crash, we're not
in, you know, we're not at we've not actually arrived at a
period where there is like another, like shock to the
system that like produces like mass unemployment for whatever
reason, whether it's like a bubble in AI or crypto popping or,
you know, something akin to 08, I guess, but to me, that's sort of where I feel is like, yeah,
like when they, when, when these are the people in power and these are the kinds of answers that
they're reaching for in this situation, what the fuck is going to happen when all of a sudden
they're staring at like 10, 15% unemployment month over month? Like that to me is a very like,
that's what I, what scares me a little bit is like, you know, then you got to use that military.
Well, and it's also, I mean, the other piece of it is like, you know, the,
One of the points of comparison, because everybody is these days very understandably reaching
for points of comparison between us and like Myanmar, Germany in the period before like
the rise and consolidation of the Nazi party, they assume power.
And one of the great qualities of life in that country and time that we haven't experienced
yet is like constant economic calamity of like a degree that like, yes, there's obviously
pain and suffering and vast inequality today, but like we do not have like a lot of the
of torment in the 1920s that they had in Berlin or something.
And so there is now this question of, it's like, all right,
well, now we've set policy on these rails,
heading in this direction.
What happens if everything goes kind of bluey?
And it doesn't seem like the money
that's gonna be spent at the Keynesian intervention here
is gonna be for fucking good social welfare.
It seems we know what they wanna spend it on.
I 100% believe Japan is a mirror
into the future of the West,
birth rates falling to zero, massive debts,
flat the negative interest rates
where everyone is legally required to buy debt,
social isolation, and the US is far less social cohesion
than Japan, they are our future,
they even had a far right internet culture before we did.
Yeah, we're more cooked than they are, and now we're more.
We have a bunch of stuff that they don't have.
We have guns, we have fucked healthcare.
Yeah, like their collectivist attitude
that stems from like, I mean, this is like,
not very materialist, but they do.
They have a, like, that Japan would have, in my opinion,
a society like Japan shouldn't exist.
Like, it doesn't make any sense.
They're hyper-capitalist,
but they have tremendous safeguards
that have been held together
by, like, their collectivist principles.
And I think there is, like, a cultural force there
that just, like, keeps it together to a certain degree.
Look at their fucking healthcare system.
Like, they have private insurance.
They have a completely privatized system.
And yet it's affordable.
why is it affordable because the government has like tremendous checks on it
under normal circumstances, a country that is that hypercapitalist
should literally just let it fly in the same way that they do in America
there's no pressure
like there's no labor pressure that is like supposed to keep it in check
it's just purely built around
these politicians
that are unironically thinking okay we gotta do something for the overall good
of society, same with the completely privatized infrastructure surrounding public transit.
They have like 17 different companies and yet all of those routes are entangled with
one another and work in perfect cohesion.
It makes no sense.
If you go to the western world when you have a similar process with rapid privatization
that have taken place, like after Thatcher in the UK,
none of those fucking public transit systems
actually communicate with one another adequately.
And there are a shit ton of problems.
Yes, JR used to be public, but my point is,
like they have been able to,
they've been able to at least like hold on
to some kind of social cohesion,
and therefore been able to hold capitalism together,
even though it's very clearly suicidal.
Well, and they also had like late,
Like in the exact period when like America was experiencing like incredible de-industrialization
or at least like the peak of it, like American de-industrialization really began in the 1960s,
little secret they don't want you to know, but like it obviously like crescendos quite
dramatically in the late 70s and into the 1980s, which is the exact period at which like Japanese
you know exports and in the US Japanese imports end up having this incredible effect, meaning
that like yes there's all the social cohesion but part of what that social
cohesion was bound up was in a quite material thing which was that like they
had large successful industrial attack concerns. Well I mean I'm talking post
90s like because like we're yeah up until yes up until the 90s it was
fantastic they were killing it. I mean well they had and then and then it like
slows and it complies and other you know. And then the American government's like
well and also like other countries figured out how to manufacture TVs and
Yeah, being glib obviously.
But the thing that is also now kind of interesting,
at least to me, is the, again, it's that like,
when you run out of, like for their,
like for example, let's say the social cohesion thing,
like take that as, describe it as like a discrete category
or some part of like the glue, you know, like a.
The reason why I say that is this.
But I'll just say is that like, it's also means that like,
there are things that they're incredibly resistant toward
that have been huge advantages in the United States
that allow our economy to have grown
and remain vibrant in ways that there is,
maybe is restricted in some parts, namely immigration.
So there is the trade-offs piece of it, it ain't nothing.
Which is also, again, killing them, literally.
Yeah, and so it says, but what's crazy is right,
despite the seeming vast differences in our cultures,
despite these differences in cohesiveness,
we are arriving at the same bottom of the barrel thing,
which is, okay, well, we can't spend money
in social welfare, so time to just put our chips
all in on forever war, like everywhere,
all the time, prepare for it.
In other case, you know.
The other reason why I say cultural pressure
is weirdly enough, once again, not very materialist
analysis here, but the reason why I say
cultural pressure play a role is because in the workforce
they have this, normally, if you're a business owner,
your job is to cut inefficiencies, right?
They have incredibly inefficient business practices
from a purely Western capitalist framework, right?
For example, when they got old people,
like they don't have a process of firing people.
That is like tremendous workplace protection,
technically, when you think about it, right?
Like that's so much so that like you've maxed out
on your workplace protection.
You get a job, you stay at the company permanently, okay?
And because they don't have any sort of culture surrounding like firing people rapidly or whatever, and that might be changing now, but to a certain degree there is this like the process of seniority and like they don't really fire you at all, they just literally let you keep the job and they isolate you.
So if you don't actually fucking feel the pressure of isolation, you just sit there and
you maintain your position and you keep getting paid.
Now to me, that makes no sense.
Like from a Western capitalist framework, that makes no sense, what do you mean?
You don't fucking fire anybody.
What's holding that together?
It's not labor policy.
There is no rule in the rule book that says you can't fucking fire someone for being a
bad employee.
Like they just don't do it.
That's what I'm talking about.
say like there it's a it's it's almost like this cultural force that like
holds that shit together yeah I'm thinking about did you see the movie did
you see cloud the Japanese do the new kiosh I want to make sure it's not
kiosh kiosawa movie so like it's about this guy who he's like he works at a
factory industrial setting and then but he's like his makes his side gate a
side hustle is like essentially dropshipping or re sorry not dropshipping reselling. So
we like buy stuff in bulk cheap like anime figurines, certain Italian shoes, he buys
them at a discount from people who then you know he then resells it online and he's usually
buying out people for them at a loss etc. But the like one of the sort of conceives the
movie that like like reveals itself and only spoiling something a little bit is that when
quits this job his like desire to strike out on his own is like part of what
animates one of the movies like big antagonists that like you had this job
you were part of our thing but you wanted something different you wanted to
be like an individual like as an you know an entrepreneur apart from the system
so the criticism of that cultural aspects or anything I mean it's more like
criticism or not it's sort of like it's simply identifying the dynamic you're
describing like it's still something like that they're making movies they're
making like international movie thrillers about you know because in this
case it's about like yeah this is this boss has an incredible resentment that
like somebody you know in this firm would would seek out something outside
of that context for themselves
extreme Islam is a political as a political movement is absolutely
dangerous and you should be afraid using the term as long as homemade doesn't
make sense this is an or it's it isn't an irrational fear this guy's trying to
This guy in the chat is trying to have like fucking 2014 era r slash atheism edgy anti-islam commentary
It's so funny watching movies from the 80s or the future was predicted to be Japan dominating the world if you back watch back
The future too for instance the entire economy has been taken over by Japanese multinationals
That was the common belief until the bubble pops in the early 90s and Japanese tech missed the
Personal computing boom it is kind of it is striking to go to Japan and then they see that they're still maintaining paper receipts
like it's just like what are you doing this doesn't make any fucking sense
everything is you remember when Elon bought Twitter and he like learned that
like a huge chunk of Twitter is just people in Japan yeah and then and then
he learned like you see him learn these things in real time he learned that
it's actually not that valuable their business yeah but yeah that's I was I
did know that and I was very fearful of what kind of what kind of like
ramifications that would have and we're kind of seeing that already Sunsido is
is this like even more anti-immigrant party,
which is crazy.
Like being the more anti-immigrant party in Japan
is like being the,
we need to privatize healthcare for other party in America.
You know what I mean?
It's like, it's already private, man.
The fuck do you want?
And it's like-
Well, but there also, no,
but this is like where like,
it's also like Japan is like Italianizing itself
a little bit in that like, I don't know about you,
but everybody and their mother, who I know,
is like traveling to Japan these days.
Like the tourism business there is fucking booming.
Yeah, they don't like that either.
No, but it's like, okay, for them it's not immigration.
It's that they, you know, it's easy to see how it's like
a society of different resentments that can just be
channeled into the most familiar suspects ever.
But yeah, speaking of what you were talking about
with respect to Trump, the potential of our alliance
limitless Japanese Prime Minister Takahashi after her party won a big victory in today's
general election. Abe era legal changes limited Japan's ability to aid allies to what would
be considered a survival-threatening situation for Japan. Takahashi says, I'm sincerely grateful
to President Jay Trump. They're talking about unshackling the Japanese military.
I heard four different things in the White House this spring, and they're continuing
our work together to further strengthen the Japanese-U.S. alliance. Our alliance and friendship
with the United States of America are built on deep trust and close, strong cooperation.
The potential of our alliance is Bradley Cooper's limitless.
Let us work together to ensure that our alliance continues
to bring peace and prosperity to our two nations and beyond.
OK, that is really funny to do and beyond.
I'm sure maybe this isn't what it reads as in Japanese,
but in English it really does make you think of Buzz Light
Year.
So thank you, Prime Minister Toy Story.
I'm gonna take my clothes off real quick.
Sorry, you keep them occupied, no?
Well, let me see what the Trump,
what's the full Trump thing?
The great country of Japan
is having a very important legislative, oh,
so it's already the, she will not let the people,
I mean, it's the same thing.
Yeah.
I mean, Trump is, I will say something that like,
okay, progressives like, oh, fuck yeah, thank God.
Yeah, I want coffee.
Why don't you just call it England?
One of the things that I think Trump is so good at is like,
even if it's the people around him, just like cultivating the international, like,
the sense of an international project among the reactionaries here.
When Brad and I went to Columbia, I mean, that was like a huge,
that was something we're trying to see people organize that sort of sentiment among, you know,
American governments trying to identify axes of self-interest amongst those
governments but it's tough man especially because so many of the
kind of like affluent in Western countries have these middle classes that
are just like yeah and and you can't I mean we just don't live in a time when
like the capacity to like you know identify an isolate like you know
positive change agents within those classes are there because working
classes are sorry I mean in this particular moment it's just it's a fact
man working classes have been taking a lot of else
it's also historically the same I mean small business with a background of
passion but totally but it's like it this way well and and like you know the
ideological piece of it where it's like you convince or get a lot of people to
identify mentally with like the small cat like you know like the capitalist class
because everybody, we want to make them somebody who wins the asset investment
lottery whether it's on crypto or in the stock market or whatever and then also
just like straight up technological changes and forms of like legal assault
have also made it so like the working class is powered is just like been
straight up diminished in the jobs that they pursue like there are more people
who drive cars for other people for a living than like ever before and they
have less power than ever before and part of that is because of like how the
type of you know the corporations that control and so and that's you know and
again the rich and just a coffee with milk yeah fine
cabochino good the you know there's no it's not like a no-hope thing I'm not
saying that it's just that like you know the rich and ever been richer the
working class is at a particularly weak point right now.
You know, a lot of, yeah, it's like, I hate to, you know,
there's a lot of, I mean, you know, I was in here
the other day talking about the horse going on in Cuba.
It's just such a, like you, I don't think you can be honest
and look around at the world right now and be like,
oh, trust me, like a big red diet
is about to hit us any day now.
Nope.
No.
Nope.
but you never know spontaneous revolution baby
i mean you are just gonna fucking one day wake up and be like hey this shit
sucks
i mean it's it is like it's it is really
i mean part of it's thing i take some comfort in
and i really will call this comfort right is like so
now we're seeing like every country in the world is dealing with the
like oh our birth rates are falling off a cliff who's gonna like take care of
our old people
And this kind of remind you like that similar to the climate crisis, it's like we are all in this boat together and like, you know, yes, it will be felt on evenly richer nations and four nations. I know.
But it is like, you know, like there is like a there are consequences like to all this stuff, even if we're living like even if we're in the like, even if we're in a phase of like fucking around like there will be finding out.
Yeah.
Um, we just may also be the ones finding out as well.
I think we are going to be the ones that are finding out, unfortunately.
I just don't know, somebody's saying it's like the movie Children of Men, that I was
talking with my roommate today, watching and he did like an ice court watch and he was
saying that it's like in Lower Manhattan, he was saying it's like when you first get
into the camp and Children of Men.
Oh yeah.
We are, it is like.
No, I got to rewatch it again.
I re-watched it like a couple years ago and it felt, it felt prophetic.
It felt, it fucks, I mean it's, it's really good.
When you first watch it, when you first watch it, you're like, yeah, this is an exaggeration.
And then now you watch it and you're like, like, gun, gun, gun, like, I need, I get me
out of here.
I'm, like.
Yeah, this is literally the fucking same, this is what's going on currently, it's awesome.
Um, children of men is just what the UK already is to be honest, yeah, I mean it's everywhere.
Yeah, that's the thing I will say, that movie positions it, and perhaps you can see more of it in the UK at that time, because it's also literally set there, whatever.
But I don't think you can watch that movie now and think like, oh yeah, that's just restricted to that blighted aisle.
It's like, no, we're living that shit too.
For Japan, they hate China, and Chinese tourism is peak hater energy. All they did to China in the past, they're mad that a country they see as inferior is doing better than them.
Haters are the waiters of the table of G's success.
I mean, them hating China is so funny because, again,
they are heavily relying on the Chinese industrial base,
their businesses are heavily relying on China,
they're a major trade partner,
and they're a major fucking tourism,
Chinese tourists are a huge part
of the fucking Japanese economy.
Not to mention also that it's not 1935 anymore.
There's no amount of military investment.
It's like the, it's similar to like the Germany Russia thing.
Like there's no amount of military investment
that you can do that like lets you win this thing
straight up, you know?
Especially against China.
Like come on, God.
You're Japan against China, get the fuck out of here.
China is like laying down war concrete in a year
than like you guys have done in decades.
Like this isn't a real, like it's the things
that are indicative of a capacity to wage war.
Like there's no country that can affect you
in a turnaround that would allow them
seriously compete
they're also constantly in china on trade in the region indonesia used to
import japanese trains now it's replacing some of them with chinese trains made by
the crc
i see that japanese and korean basically for jacarta's commuter line yeah
well and now you also
it's the the the thing with the other countries in east asia is pretty important
like if you look at cambodia and vietnam
i mean vietnam is like is a very interesting case because
they have like a story in the last twenty to thirty twenty five thirty years vietnam
is like very is pivoted to the United States and now in the last year they have
like very substantially had to sort of adjust and start playing both sides a
bit more and of course that means that like the way that it means that they're
now spending more time playing up the relationship with China and I think
you're we're gonna be able to see that and we're gonna see that a lot of again
more Western facing Asian governments that have like meaningful development
budgets and strategy and central planning and so forth like they're not
going to find partners in the west to be reliable or all that good at it.
And I don't think it means like Chinese aid is like, or that Chinese like deal linking
is like aid or something.
It's that they're just getting better terms that no other government can do.
No other countries firms can compete with.
Okay.
So breaking news.
Portugal elect socialists Antonio José Segura is president in a landslide.
Now here's my theory.
I think it's not about the assembly line.
It's not about the productive forces in the country,
because a lot of people will say, oh, well,
the Third World developing nations
are the only places where you can actually
have a real revolutionary movement,
because the labor aristocracy is too comfortable
in places like America, and that can't happen.
Now, I have a different school of thought.
I think chill countries.
have we thought have we considered
that countries that have uh... uh... culture surrounding being chill
c s the culture
okay now is not a socialist is a u socialist so obviously all the all the
euro communists are all over the u.s. of keep its various news or is yet
but would you
perhaps
maybe
socialism uh... in its development of the western world is around
uh... is only gonna happen in places like spain
places like Portugal if we were to assume that these are real social I mean
which they are not which they're not but riffing for a second I mean it's what
the facts suggest Mexico yeah Mexico Spain Portugal fuck it throw Lula in
there Brazil why not we're expanding on the concept anyway yeah well and I mean
it's you know it's important to recognize that you know there are some
exceptions to these rules like Greece isn't a particularly like they're there
and like a like they're very Zionist right now for example oh yeah like they're not chill
they're not but they've also had a pretty robust they had historically he's been put down
exactly aggressively her fashions feared after his depression yeah doce wella center left
center left socialist candidate oh god well he won over a thumping victory over hard right
popular is André Ventura in Portugal's runout presidential election according to official
results with 99% of votes counted. What? That's the propaganda from settlers. Stop spreading that
shit. What? What is that? Greece is being real Zionist right now? Is that what you're saying
any settlers, probably, I mean, the Greek, Greek politics is
that's not, that's not a lie.
So we're the centrists. I mean, there is also for us worth
like one reason why like it's important to support leftist
movements in places like Portugal, which by the way, are not
just like, uh, Chile, European countries, but also, you know,
former imperial rulers. Like, Portugal has meaningful relationships with its former colonies,
especially Angola and Brazil. And a lot of those countries, the educated people who come
from places like Angola, or particularly let's say Angola, stick with Angola for a minute.
What was true 67 years ago still has some truth today, which is that the people who
form the nucleus of what becomes successful left-wing political movements, like they spend
time and are able to best interface with lots of people, you know, both in their own course
of their own education, but also in building meaningful connections abroad, when they spend
time in these, you know, former colonial powers. It's not, again, it's not the same for every
country and certainly not the same for every country in its former colonizer, but yeah,
I mean, it's always, it typically has,
it's typically good when the country, you know,
it's like typically good when colonial nostalgists
are not in charge of ex colonizers, just typically speaking.
Talk about a DPRK if people need to know
what we did in Korea, blow back.
Season three.
Season three.
That was season three.
Yeah.
We did a genocide.
We did do a genocide, yes.
We did a genocide.
We did it.
We did a new growth.
Portugal is the most washed country.
They gave all our gold to the Brits.
That is awesome.
Abroad is Texas tax.
Also Lula is very far from any socials.
I know I was joking.
I don't think that any fucking, there's no real socialism being developed anywhere.
Okay, let's be, except, you know, the places that it already existed, but even then they
do weird shit, like Vietnam, Vietnam, sometimes, you know, moves in a weird way where I'm like,
the fuck are you doing?
Like when they joined the peace, the Gaza, I mean, but this is where it's like, I'm
sure Vietnam, because also the Vietnamese government has issued a zillion states and
saw their zillion states, like, Vietnam government, which does business with Israel, but it's
also like, you should have a bunch of statements and saw it there, do you have Palestine, like
Vietnam, as part of what I was saying earlier about like it's the fact that it's been in the last two to three decades building this like very
Ornate developed and deep trade relationship with the United States
Means that like the Trump tariff stuff like does threaten to like it
threatens to fuck up their economy quite badly and so
You know say what one will like again. I'm an American. I'm really not in a position to start like saying like oh
like the Vietnamese aren't doing enough
for international solidarity.
Like, we did a genocide in Korea,
like we did a fucking genocide in Italy.
We're doing a genocide in Gaza.
Like look at the Phoenix program.
Yeah, I feel deep shame when I do analysis of this
or where I'm like, what would I demand
if I put myself in the shoes of like a communist in Vietnam?
Like what would I be expecting from my government?
But then I think like, I'm sure there's a similar level
level of pressure in Vietnam that is hard to overcome in the way that it's virtually
impossible for us to make any sort of meaningful change here in America.
And like a lot of these countries are also, I mean Vietnam less so, it's moving into a
middle income sort of status like year after year.
But like take Cambodia for example which is also during the war to peace.
That's a poor fucking country.
There's still this live munitions from a war started by Americans in parts of that territory.
I think it's not, like this is not, to me it's just not a,
I don't think one can reflect, like I think somebody,
I think like everybody can feel disappointed, feel sad,
reflect that we live in a world in which like solidarity
isn't like a, seem like a particularly viable avenue
of developing foreign policy strategy for your country.
But on the other hand, like I do get it,
like we live in a world where America can like shut the
lights off in your country if they want.
If they want to take your country's leadership,
if they want to take the people who run finance in your country,
and they want to say, they all have sanctions now,
and nobody's allowed to do business with them,
then they can do it.
And these are things that in developing responses
for and developing resiliency is like create and compound
further problems for yourself, in that they
fuel division and inequality within your country.
And so it's not simple as much as I
may personally feel like saddened and, you know,
dismayed by these developments.
Let's see the British coverage on the Japan election
favor that China can't stand.
On quite a stir, Germany playing Trump chugging,
China provoking.
Japan toward a turning point.
What was that image?
A vision for Japan is called traversal.
It involves a lurch to the right, and some say
she is seriously disabilizing this region.
She might be about to secure a sizeable majority.
So who is Sanayi Takayuchi and why does China hate her so much?
I don't know, maybe because she fucking postured in a way where she would like re-invade Taiwan.
I feel like that's a pretty... actually...
Wait, alright, put this on Kowshi. Japan invades Taiwan before China.
I mean, first of all, China's not invading Taiwan.
It's more China.
They're not invading more China.
That's true.
Sorry, let me rephrase then.
Japan invades Taiwan before China reunifies.
Exactly.
Or realizes, actualizes the one China.
Actually, this is no, that's the Chinese provocation.
They want this to happen so that Japan makes a move.
I think that they would just want everyone to fucking chill out probably so they can
like
Yeah, they want to do deals, they want everybody to mellow out.
They want everyone to see including the Taiwanese population, the Chinese Taipei population
sorry, to realize that China is a much more reliable partner and that they are one nation
after all as opposed to like Western interference has shown them.
I mean, Tchaikovsky is going to be singing a very different tune when like the America
and decline like starts to take full, I mean, that's one of the things I'm counting on
for what it's worth is that like, a lot of like Argentina, for example, like Trump can
just like push a button and it like stabilizes their economy for a few months.
And it's like, yeah, that's not how it works with Japan.
And it doesn't seem to me that like as America like continues to do, it's like rabbit dying
raccoon you know stick I do I do genuinely think that Trump is gonna use
Japan or America in general is gonna use Japan like a fucking cum sleeve against
China well yeah man they already are we already what is ok now I mean I'm talking
about those like missile bases that they're already building I'm not talking
about like re like re-industrialized or like they're developing a robust military
industrial complex in Japan I mean like they are gonna be like alright go go to
Taiwan you know fuck shit up in a way that will in a way that will dramatically
change the world I think because I was there when Takaichi was like yeah we'll
go and fucking invade Taiwan to defend Taiwan from China and that was an
insane thing to that was insane like the way that they they did not like the
The Chinese government did not perceive that as a minor slight at all.
Which is understandable.
It's like, it's crazy, like these guys, not that long ago, did the fucking holocaust
to the Chinese.
Like they just straight up did identical shit and some instances even worse shit like mechanized
death, all of the rape of the Chinese population.
So for them to just like, only, you know, half a century or almost a century later to
turn around and be like, yeah, we're back to our old ways, actually, we're gonna do
that again.
Yeah, I'd feel some type of way.
Well, and also, like, every other government around there is like a lot stronger than they
were a century ago.
I mean, like, Vietnam for one.
And also, like, Koreans are not gonna necessarily feel all that happy about it.
Yeah.
Particularly, you know, and obviously.
Another country that Japan also raped.
And so you're going to now have, by the way, it's not just one Korea that's going to be
mad at Japan in a quiet way with South Korea, it's going to be both countries.
The whole thing is not.
But this is part of what I was saying earlier.
Yeah, South Korea is cucked, right?
It's why these military things, these build-ups are such fucking dead ends, because it's like,
okay, who are you going to project power against?
Fucking some Polynesian islands?
I mean, seriously, that's what Indonesia is up to in West Papua.
There's frankly not a lot of, it's part of what makes this stuff both very scary because
it means that we're dealing with war among very powerful states in very densely populated
civilian areas.
But on the other hand, it does feel like, again, kind of like roads to nowhere, the
kinds of promises that you make because, again, you are hitting the bottom of the fucking barrel
and that sound you hear is like a rasping can.
I didn't forget to get no coffee.
I ordered it.
It's coming up in a second.
I didn't want them to drink the shitty coffee.
There's like good coffee coming right now.
Yeah, I will see.
Let's see why China doesn't like Japan's unconventional
election front runner.
Like if China as a major foreign adversary to the West
because it's presented as such,
used language that is even as militant as Takayashi we'd be talking about like a
nuclear first strike policy like we'd be like oh well we got a new home right we
the three gorgeous damn we got a new kid some who's got to get new I mean they're
talking like they're gonna fucking invade everything so sometimes I think that
when we see like China it's like China has built another 50 another 60 bridges
and it's like all right well maybe that's like cause well it's like maybe
there's thrown some of those ups that it's like yeah well when the Americans
like flip out and they finally bomb us like you know we got some extras. Yeah. I don't think that'll happen.
In the small city of Nara, the battle bus is out. This is Takeichi's hometown. A good place to come
if you want to try and understand her. It's a rural, traditional sort of place.
Guys, Japan is just a small island. The size of New Jersey. We can't be violent.
hahahaha
yeah
guys
mainland China was promised to Japan
3,000 years ago
okay?
yeah, it's like the history
well, it's probably not
at least according to
um, Mao Zedong
but
you guys missed the Green Day concert?
I'm trying to get you to believe she likes it, where she's saying anything about the human being.
Everyone in that, not the generalize here, but a lot of eastern Asian culture looks at
Jews as magic money people.
I'm gonna be honest, it is everywhere.
My old roommate that I was telling you about, Jacob, he visited in Los, in Latin America,
And like, you know, they have a family business in like, I think Argentina and they like here like, oh, like our Jewish cousin is coming and he's like, he's a union organizer.
You know, like sit down to visit and they immediately show him the books for the family business.
Like, can you help us?
Like, it is everywhere, dude.
Like, you know, I, and, you know, that's the good kind of anti-Semitism.
Yeah, that's like the properly calibrated.
That's the Trump anti-Semitism.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're the, they're money guys, they're lawyers.
yeah but in in I think in Korea they have like a copy of the Talmud and like
fucking every home because it brings prosperity they think that it brings like
prosperity to businesses if you learn if you learn from the the money Jew yeah
nobody's talking about Goy slap over there okay not I mean I mean I'm just
speaking this new existence but like you know that like some like Nick Montes
Dickhead is gonna like when he gets the first chance to ask take you to
question about it's like oh yeah well you will you ban the importation of
goyslop into Japan and they're gonna be like no excuse me we want to be goik
cattle we are we are going cattle we want that I mean that's like that's my
favorite story like they're the Russians sending the the protocols the
old desire to the Japanese and then they're like wait they were they
literally were like wait a minute you guys have this this access to the magic
money people yeah yeah it's awesome you're killing them give them to us there's
a really there's like a story about I think it's like a Jewish community in
Shanghai mm-hmm where in and nunching like we're like that yeah the Japanese
authorities were like so why shouldn't we send you to Hitler and it's because
And something like the rabbi is like,
it's because the Jews are Japanese.
Yeah, no.
Like, they wanted to build Israel in Japanese-occupied China.
In Nanjing, they wanted to make that be Israel,
because they couldn't understand why the Germans were
killing all these Jews.
They were like, you're wasting the magic money people.
Give them to us, and we'll place them in China,
which we currently occupy, so that they can have their land there.
Well, and also, like, the Jews are...
Oh, Manchuria, Manchuria is on.
Yes, like, Jewish slave labor was used, like, in the Nazi war machine, you know,
we all know about the VT rockets and so forth.
However, like, you do get the impression just, like, from, like, the 30,000-foot-high view of it,
that, like, the Japanese strategy of, like, well, no, what if we created, like,
a mini rur valley in Manchuria, and we concentrated all there and made super industry out of it.
That was probably more effective than the whole, even if it did become a battleground
for the Chinese, essentially a staging ground for Chinese and Korean communists to fight
Japan.
But still.
Yeah.
Stop calling Jewish people magic money people.
I mean, I'm not calling Jewish people magic money people.
I'm saying, that's the overall prevailing attitude in East Asian cultures is...
You know that like the...
Because there are like Chinese ethnic minorities distributed all across Southeast Asia.
And the Chinese are called like the Jews as like a merchant class.
They're called the Jews of Southeast Asia.
Yeah, they are everywhere.
Except unlike the Jewish population, the Chinese population is very large.
That's true. And they have like an actual like like this stuff with their like you know like Han show in his number
Whatever kind of like it just doesn't really hold it. Oh my god
This person is getting mad. No, no, this person's man. I'm sorry good kind of anti-semitism
Who's magic money people stop calling judicial magic money people you are not I must be deaf
That's not the only thing you are
First of all
He said the good kind of anti-Semitism not me. Okay as a Muslim, you know with my ancient anti-Semitism baked into my DNA
I would never I would never say that okay. No on the other hand is Jewish
Chatter, I hope that you can feel a little bit more comfortable now
Probably probably not it seems like you're probably a little embarrassed actually. Yeah, if actually you're probably feeling really embarrassed
What else am I?
What I didn't even say anything what are you what else are you I didn't say anything about oh, no
I was saying that you're also done. Sorry that that's what the implication was there
You did yes, you were saying that other people say that that was the
Okay, take a day off. Okay chatter
No, no need for hysterics right now
Brandon knows a deep Lord King Rama the six called Chinese Jews of Asia and wanted to do them
it's not Brandon this is Noah that's so funny
um it's just they we look the same that everyone thinks
all of my my new york friends are the same person i mean
it is a lot of bearded jewish yeah it's it's like variants of one another
yeah like it's uh
you know like a few different misaligned experiments
Yo, this is Osmosis Jones. Yeah, this is the song I was talking about.
This is an Osmo- Yes, Osmosis Jones.
A song where he says mandatory is-
You call it statutory- I call it mandatory!
The fuck? Maybe it's Felix. Could be Felix. Could be Pablo. Oh, no, it's just turned on,
sorry, no, it's not on mine. Another judo nipon lordrop. Japanese Jewish common ancestry
Dude, Japanese people love doing this shit. There is a common
ancestry theory in Japan with Turks. And like the initial, the Ottoman like the
first constitution was like formative in Japan. I mean some of this is like
obviously like it's I mean it's it's it's cool and interesting to learn about in
the sense of it's like it reflects if Noah is Jewish, why does he worship? That's a
question. It's Andrew. Uh-oh.
True. That is not true. I think the other like it you know comes out of like a mutual
respect and appreciation but on the other hand like it does always feel a little bit
that like these theories become most popular at a moment of like like when national like
nationalist self-respect is at a low or something and they're looking for like a well who's got
a cheat code who can help us out of our rut and like you know being like the
Rothschild is considered a viable like a way to game-shark national development
yeah um for some reason Sunsaito and the NHK party are super anti-Semitic I
don't know where this comes from because Sunsaito is a Western part like it's
more it's funny to say it's a Western party it's fucking Japan they're all
all the parties are hyper-western.
But Sonsaito literally has a white bald Trump guy
as their primary consultant.
Sonsaito has actually come up in this last Japanese election
and the one prior as well.
I actually saw them when I was out there
where they were doing a rally, and it's fascinating.
They are even more anti-immigrant
than the rest of the Japanese parties, which is very,
I mean, it's just like a weird thing,
But they're at Sunset-yo, what?
Isn't it Sunset-toe?
While campaigning for Sunset-yo in the 2022
Japanese House of Counselor's election,
Kamiya told the crowd that Sunset-yo would not sell
out Japan to Jewish capital.
A remark that was greeted with applause at the time,
but later resulted in an international media coverage
in condemnation.
Kamiya appeared on a televised interview
on August 18th, 2022.
They're anti, they blow up there in COVID.
It is true that Jewish capital is involved, but I think it was wrong to write it in such a way that it could be
Interpreted as if it were done all done by Jews. Yeah, so I'll have to correct it in the future
So he you know he had just he said not all capital. He's not all the capital. Just some of it is Jewish. Yeah, so I
Mean I do think like there is like it's it's
power harassment
Well, I mean, she committed suicide, so...
What is... power, harassment, what is that?
I assume that's just like when you're...
It's just extra harassment.
Well, no, it's just like being in...
I assume it's like being like a...
It's like Scott Rudin-ing, you know?
Hello?
Yes, you can bring him up, thank you.
All right, Pablo's here.
We can tell him about our Jewish theories.
Oh, yeah, wait, that would be great.
Have you met Pablo before?
I haven't met him, but we know each other.
But I do think that would actually be a great first thing to bring him into.
Yeah.
So, Pablo, what Jewish theories you've got?
Yeah.
Considering that you do a lot of investigations into major business owners, what are you...
I want to ask him about it.
You saw the Jordan shirt today, Bill Belichick's girlfriend.
Bill Belichick's 25-year-old girlfriend?
Uh, yes, his, his completely age-appropriate girlfriend.
Yeah. Look up the shirt she was wearing.
If you don't know about it, look it up.
There'll be good things for you.
Yeah, Pablo's about to find out, okay?
He's about to find out about a lot of things.
He's about to find out about the,
Pablo finds out about the shoes.
Yeah.
On this episode.
On this episode.
Um, Bill Belichick girlfriend shirt.
T-shirt tied to crap. Wait, Bill Billigan's girlfriend appears to take a vicious shot
of Patreus owner Robert Kraft ahead of Superbowl. What is she wearing? Kawai Leonard fucking
hates this guy? Yeah, of course he hates this guy. It's the, it's the, um. Oh my god. Is
Is she wearing the fucking Rubbin' Tug?
Yeah.
No!
Yeah.
That's awesome.
That's fucking awesome, dude.
Hey, what's up?
What's up, man?
Pop up.
Hey!
Yeah, yeah, come on in.
I just was showing you, when you said you got here,
I was like, oh, did you see the joy on it?
Hey, hey, what's up, brother?
Oh, you work at DeVizia?
Nice to meet you.
OK, you're officially the tallest Filipino guy I've ever met.
You know what?
You know what?
Do you get that a lot or no?
All the time.
Do people hate you with race science as soon as they meet you in person?
There's a lot of yahoo answers about like how does this Mexican guy have a Chinese face?
So there's that, and then there's yahoo, but look, I'm in New York, Filipino, man.
We growin' weird over here, unusually.
I wanted to, since we were, you know, we're, we were doing a lot of race science already
before you got here.
You were about to come into a conversation about the Jews.
Yeah.
That's what I was hoping for.
Yeah, Pablo finds out.
Can I dump this anywhere?
Can I dump this anywhere?
Yeah, put it on the bed or wherever you want it.
Put it on that chair back there.
On the couch here.
The sneaker chair. You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to move this couch forward.
I'm going to move this out of the way because we don't need this.
I'm also fucking starving.
Are you guys hungry?
I could eat.
I feel like we should eat probably.
Yeah, because, you know...
The Superbowl, you're supposed to be those guys.
I was going to say it.
You don't need my help to move anything, but I can help.
Okay, no, no, get it. I think we just get it on the couch.
Yeah.
We just get it on the...
Yeah, you're sorry.
We just sit on the couch like this, like so.
And then this way we can all be...
Yeah, I think this is fine. This is alright.
It's a little far away, but...
I don't know.
I don't know, there's there's the I thought I mean I was pretty bold. Oh
Yeah, so we were looking at Bill Bill checks age appropriate girlfriend wearing
This shirt. Yeah, I don't know if you saw this already. It's breaking news
Where's TMZ sports? Bill Bill takes girlfriend wear shirt Tyler Robert Krap prostitution bust
I mean representation matters, you know, she's represented for the Asian-American community
She's here and we respect that. Yeah, we respect that is the place still open. I
Think it was rated
Federally, maybe even and then it got shut down and it's a good question
I mean, I would like to know if you can go to a reopened. Yeah on the book. I feel like that would be
Like that's really I mean it was a lot of free publicity. They got yeah Jupiter, Florida
I believe like this is all about it all this is happening like within driving distance of Mar-a-Lago
like that's where all the stuff was happening.
And I think, look, Jordan Hudson, who I've spent,
a lot of stuff was happening in driving this is in Mar-a-Lago
that involved sex trafficking.
Yeah, so we learned.
It is, you know, kind of the epicenter of that sort of thing.
Yes.
Jordan Hudson, by the way, like is super, super, super online.
So she's aware of like, I don't know if Jordan Hudson
has been on like J-Mail and like search for the FC file,
but she absolutely knows that Bill Belichick,
rather Bob Kraft, had his lawyer for this prostitution
scandal recommended to him by Jeffrey Epstein.
Yeah.
That's out there now.
So, yeah, he was, what do they say?
He said he's like, he's a real dog or something.
He was like, he's a real shark, very good lawyer.
So maybe that's why it's both the business
still intact and also Bill Belichick is fine. Or not Bill Belichick, Robert Kraft is fine.
Did you see Robert Kraft go to fucking Israel by the way? Did you see that video?
Uh, no, sorry. I've been fixated on the anti-Semitism bullying.
The blue square?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah.
That's it. The commercial is...
Soft to hate guys.
Maybe airing during the Super Bowl tonight?
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
I mean, it's, it is like one of the most, like, listen, it's been very, it's, it's been a
lot of shame in being like Jewish the last couple years but I don't know that's
like the like Mockish anti-semitism the modern anti-semitism shit is like
truly like Robert Kraft recruiting every black celebrity he knows to be like
stop the hate and it was like thinly veiled like yeah we think all the black
people are the ones who are only anti-semitists now like that it's really
like you think that's what it is or you think it's like the the the cultural
cache that the Robert Kraft thinks like the black community has and that's why
he's like well let's make this cool let's make stopping anti-semitism cool
most dose man it's fucking he hates I think it's a bit of the like the
assumption that like black people are inherently anti-semitic and then another
part of it is also exactly that which is like you know who's cool Snoop Dogg and
you know who people want to hear speak out against anti-semitism Snoop Dogg
That's I wanted to hear that's Jack and so that was because that was the one last year, right? Yeah, it was Shaq to yeah
I love that
Robert craft is like friends you're Michael Rubin the guy who runs fanatics. Yeah, another world saviors. Yeah
He is like photographed many many many rappers in the way that feels like he is trying
I don't know. I wouldn't say he's actively laundering an image, but it seems like he's very deliberate in terms of like
young black people. You know who's cool? Michael Rubin is doing the Alexoros.
It's like you look at his Instagram and it's like insert world leader
here. When he did the Zoram on Danny Post I was like, bro you can't
fucking you can't wait a day? You can't wait one fucking day? Listen dude I don't
think you understand the social lift that comes from a Zoros post. No I was
just like well I guess I guess technically could be good like that you
know Zoran is wrapped up in the international Jewish conspiracy like
which is most close to him. He's one of our guys, but I was seeing that I was like dude what the fuck but I guess I guess there is a benefit to it.
I mean I think it is like it's what I just enjoy is that by now like this used to be
a thing that was like whispered about right like people you know in like
progressive circles were like yeah it's like kind of frustrating if you can't go
or stuff money or something like, you know,
there's just like a risk that like,
in any field like profile,
like this guy's gonna take a photo with you.
And then now that's just out in the open, right?
Like it's like, oh, everybody knows it's like a joke to buy.
Like in the profiles, people make these jokes.
And he's still committed to it anyway.
He still does it like sources every time.
Like Dobbler's this year, like that hand was working overtime.
Yeah.
I mean, I've been following Alex Soros on Instagram
for years.
I think he's a prolific poster.
It's awesome.
And he has yet to approach me.
And I don't know what that's about.
And that hurts.
Yeah, I'm literally, I'm not even kidding.
I don't know if we can see like when you started following
on, I've been following Alex Storrs on Instagram
since like 2017.
I honestly, man, he's a, I think if the two of you stood
next to each other, it would like undo all of the amazing
work that he's done for himself with his profile,
getting photos of guys, cause I'm really not sure how he
stages of photo next to you but also like it's mutually beneficial in some ways
because like that gives him the cool credit yeah he's short yeah like you
have to be like it like it's it would be like a Rogan thing he's not
high-maxing like a clavicular yeah how does that I mean by the way I'm like
now because I'm why do I have to know about him I just why fuck you I blame you
man well like I like to know about the new one went to Florida to embed you
I thought it was Arizona, he went to-
Or maybe it was Arizona when he was like fucking around,
I don't know, but like he is, he's embedded.
He's doing like, you know, war correspondence
from the trenches of Phoenix.
He has a press flak jacket.
Yeah, he has an Austin Maxing.
And honestly, he is giving a lot of flak, okay?
He was interviewing him and Clavicular's just dunking on
and being like, you're bald, why don't you take a
dootester off?
Yeah, by the way, that was awesome to be like,
Why aren't you and Finn Min at a guy who's like the bomb?
Yeah, yeah, because he brought it up.
Like, is this isn't a joke.
I was with the Clavicular yesterday.
All I can say is he sees your tweets,
and he's somewhat astonished.
Normie's curious so much story to come out
about a very special young man.
Yeah, this is Clavicular explaining to me
why I should have taken hair loss drugs in spite
of potential sexual side effects.
Yeah, it's a...
You guys are trying to get me to sex men
and you expect me to just sit there and take it sex men.
He's just making shit up.
That's not a thing, Joe.
He's now in court, ignore the caption.
I can never ignore the caption.
Oh yeah, no, you didn't see what happened.
Is this because of the whole thing where he hit a guy?
No, no, no, no, this is way better.
Wait, he was the-
We went to a bar with a fake ID last night and capped him.
He was kick streaming his court proceedings?
No.
what the fuck this guy is awesome yeah I mean like I I love everything he stands
for but I appreciate it full full board full clubiculus court case was
livestreamed with him being charged with two felony counts shy emoji how did he
get the camp how did you get that camera they didn't have any right he he
mob the job because he's like a producer I guess they're early and is like can we
co-stream? Yeah, can we co-stream?
Because there is nothing in this film for the sake of either of those competitive lenses.
Clavicular gets brutally mogged by the criminal justice system.
Yeah, god damn. I mean I did think his mug shot was a little try hard.
He did like a nice mug shot and everything. It's out. Oh you've been following it better than me.
But I mean his because he's like you know, it always switches over for you and he's the new guy
Issa for you clear he is absolutely all over my out it sucks man. Yeah. No, mine, too
I love it. I still don't know a lot of these words like I like truthfully and I kind of want to keep it that way
I get I will forcibly teach it. Absolutely. I will cram it down your throat. I will
Resist that yeah
Yeah, okay. Well, he's he's the court listen to the prescription drugs that are alleged to have been found on his person
There's nothing in this to establish that he does not have a valid prescription
He was not able to produce a valid prescription according to law enforcement this evening
But that doesn't mean that he doesn't have a prescription and besides the point there
Given the information that's available to this court
This would be a first offense drug charge and so in any event if he were convicted later on down the road
He would be prop 200 eligible. He would be mandatory probation without any ability for this court to impose jail
Wait, what was the thing that he had met? What was it? Was it coke?
Well, you can't get a prescription for method coke for one thing. So you could check me now with that
out of it. I mean, you could get, I mean, like Dexadrine or something? I don't know, like,
I found out because I googled it. I looked it up because I was like having this argument with
my chat and I was like, there is no medical utility for methamphetamine. Like, it's different than
the amphetamine salt. So what does it turn out like if you have some kind of cancer, you can get
it anywhere? No, it's like super, super rare cases where you could technically get like,
medically prescribed methamphetamine. It's very very low doses but I assume
given that they're talking about like the prescription that he could or may or
may not have on him at any given moment it's probably ketamine because he does
do a lot of ketamine. I mean that was gonna be my guess just because that's
like the fucking like common denominator like ah somebody you know from your
Twitter feed has been arrested with an illegal substance it is probably like
the one that everyone talks about now. He's doing and he's doing ketamine. He has a full stack that
he explained to Joe Bernstein. He's like he's got well he's like peptides in his ketamine.
TRT peptides. He does red and true tide which is like a GLP-1 that's experimental.
So he's just like the latest like like correct me on this or the wrong but like is he like the
latest version of this and like the end I mean like it's clearly not the same exact stick as
is injurtate, but it's like, he's really good at impressing
like fifth grade boys.
And like, I guess, yeah.
And they're even more fucked up.
I didn't even think that way.
You saw the clip where he in the wild encounters
these two kids and like Orlando and one is like
this Asian kid and the other one is the dude
who just starts saying.
Are you talking about the Asian Margaret of Orlando?
Yes, I saw that clip.
That's the Asian Margaret of Orlando.
I got representation matters.
Yeah, that clip I still think about.
the white kid just saying the n-word and then him being like oh that's so
cringe and just like but you're a white kid saying the n-word clavicular of
course your fans are gonna do the same thing and the girl he's with like
immediately leaves like all right I saw the video of that kid who said who said
the n-word and then immediately got like beat down that was on the similar
study in a similar setting this week I did not see that a lot of that going
around a lot of white kids saying the n-word yeah no it's it well this is
But we're passing somebody recently so my father recently said that like we're passing Pete Chud
And for me like I think that that happened when Charlie Kirk became a meme
Like I think that that was actually when like we like the any claim any pretense that these guys had about like oh
We're the we're like the cultural hegemon like everybody loves us. Yeah, we get like woke is dead
We can say the slurs that we want we can you know all this that like new people were not fond of that at all
I mean, I certainly was it but I'm woke right so I thought like
You know, maybe there is a little bit of cultural cashier for the Republican side. I don't know. Maybe they're dominating
No, everyone was like no this shit is gross actually. You're fucking loser
Well, and it's like it's all they got, you know, like it's not like they've got like, you know
It's like, oh, yeah, like we've got amazing works of culture to point to that
Also, the whole thing was I want to say the thing that would get me in trouble in school
Yeah, they can say it and they figured out like ah shit. We caught this car
Yeah, no, that's exactly what I was thinking. It's like, it no longer is like, it no longer is like edgy at all if everyone is saying it.
Correct. And also if it turns out that the people are saying it are now intimately tied with all these things that just everyone hates.
Yeah, I think the, you know, the latest flavor, most like jarring version of it being obviously like all the ice shit in Minneapolis, you know, like, you know, like DHS running around killing heritage Americans on the streets of Minneapolis.
Well, you know Recipe American, does it?
Yeah, you know, that's a J.D. Pond. That's a J.D. Pond institution. You guys are haters. They're doing permanent first world genocide to the whites.
And it is descendants of developing nations coming in
to punish the suburbs.
Hello?
Well, now, yeah.
Now we're stuck with the traitors of that,
which is just going to be this long tail of people
who got spun up in the 2024 Trump campaign,
and this first part of 2025, I guess,
and they're going to continue to insist, like, no, no,
we want them.
We're cool.
We can still talk this way.
And I mean, then you get wonderful gentlemen
like this young man, the vehicular.
Yeah.
Fantastic.
Crystalized this.
But there's a category, and by the way, for the record,
I'm third screening the Super Bowl on my phone.
That people were asking.
That's what I'm doing, because I love sports.
Oh, yeah, it started.
The thing that there is a category of person
that we have to get in touch with,
that was like the Barstool Republican.
Just like a guy who doesn't actually care about politics at all,
but just wants to call things gay.
That's true.
And now they're in charge.
But then now, but this is also what I don't get,
is because Barstool has always been two wolves
within itself fighting where it's like, OK,
we want to be the bad boy for our meathead ass
all that everyone hates.
But also, we want to have people respect our takes on movies.
We want to also be able to see.
We want to have cultural products that people actually consume and associate with our movement
and like, and you can't enforce that.
Well, the way they thread the needle is that it's like, we have some guys that everyone
likes and then we have some guys that like a third of our people like.
But I think it's just, it's just though a type of guy who ultimately what?
What do we, do we have?
Yeah.
Where do we, when do we watch the Turning Point USA?
We're here holding up the cultural force that is turning point USMF.
conference. Let me take off my, the sad part is the screen. There you go. Beautiful.
Where can we watch the train for a USA conference by the way?
They not made it really obvious. They don't just have like some YouTube sign-up like cast
or whatever. Well, I do want to start off with Osmos'
Jones, Kid Rock, Cool Daddy, Cool featuring Josie, because this is a song that was made
for Osmosis Jones in which Josie, written and produced by Kid Rock, Josie has a very
famous line.
This came from osmosis chug.
I know, that was my reaction.
Yes.
I've seen this quoted and I've never known where it's from.
Well now you found out.
It was from a kid's movie man.
It was from a kid's movie.
Yeah, that's incredible.
adults can consume osmosis jones as well it's not actually like the lyrics are
suggesting yeah but they show on smoothies jones in school i don't think
they show it at work didn't they cancel it wait they canceled it wait whoa what
wait they did not cancel the turning point usa a halftime show did they
kid rock kid didler rock is supposed to be doing
uh
What is...
Update.
Do it at...
No!
What are you guys doing on our YouTube channel?
Head to our YouTube channel around 8pm Eastern
to watch the full show. Oh, it's at 8pm?
That's fucking five hours from now!
Oh my god!
Wait, why are they doing it at 8pm? Is that when the fucking half-dont show?
No, 8pm Eastern and that's two hours from now.
Oh, oh shit!
An hour and 15 minutes.
I got fucking god damn it.
to be my final straw yeah I got I got LA time on my on my computer that's what
I was looking at fuck I got so scared yeah I've been watching Melania and then
not getting Kid Rock in the same week that was a really bad day in my life
when I figured go to the well I I I'm trying to find a malice English term
for AMC theaters and America could moron crap theaters that's as far as I got it's not very good
and Melania I couldn't I couldn't come up with anything for that but um no that was a horrible
theater experience there was a dad and his daughter there and I couldn't figure out if they were
watching ironically or if they had a podcast or if they were just like a stupid dad and daughter
So I didn't take up my Steam Deck to play this combat.
But you did bring the Steam Deck.
Oh, absolutely. Yeah, I did.
I didn't know what you said that on the show, on the podcast.
I didn't know if that was a joke or not.
So I'm glad to know that you actually did bring it.
Oh, no. Yeah.
And I don't usually like...
There's a ton of shit that like other people think is boring that I like.
Like, I love that movie, Worst Person in the World.
I love...
Oh, I really did.
Yes.
Is there...
So there's like a world where you're at the yoke in fear screening and you're bored. So you pull out ace combat
Well, that's like that's like the shitty version
That's the guy who's like actually like a lot of boring things. I love Melania 2026. I love that documentary about Melania by Brett
Mattner
But no, that was just like that was one of the shittiest things I've ever watched
Well, what I was impressed by was that you willing to talk about it
You know in a podcast that when I worked for an hour and it was a very funny show
when I felt like I learned a lot about the movie,
except what I was impressed by was that by the end of it,
there was like not a single memorable scene
that among the three of you, any of you could recall.
It was like all of you that had the same exact dream
and all of you had the same exact like very dim memory of it.
Yeah, the only like specific scene,
there's like, there's one I brought up.
It's the scene where Melania like meets a hostage.
Oh yeah, they're annoying.
Yeah, I mean, is there any other kind?
I don't just mean in case the ADL is watching.
Oh, the ADL is definitely watching.
Okay, sorry, Kyle.
I'm sorry, I'm just here to, again, third screen the Super Bowl.
Oh, they don't even...
He's actually playing Ray Shadow Legends, which was made in Israel, so before you guys get him installed.
The most Israeli video game.
Yeah, I'm not even saying that the October 7th hostages are annoying.
I mean, I'm saying all hostages are annoying.
but he's not one of us, no one was doing what you were doing
well that's like when uh...
just make sure that it's not about John McCain, I like it when people are doing it
exactly
when the Germans uh... attacked
like they you know like they violate the non-aggression treaty with
soviet union they invaded, they captured Stalin's son and he's like
that fucking bitch got caught
yes idiot
fucking pussy, I had to talk to my own son
who actually killed himself
you know that scene in Band of Brothers where they have all the
like there was like a hundred German POWs
and then there's the one american from colorado
the guy from portland
yeah
yeah and um
you know it's all like
um hapless
osprey
conscripts
and shit and that one
dominates america
and the one guy in the platoon
hasn't come along with him
because he speaks german to him
and they've realized he's american
and then spears just murders
all of them
spoiler alert
world war two is a really long time ago
it is funny though
but the germans like
everyone who was at normandy
those are all the most annoying guys in the bare mouth.
And they knew that was gonna happen.
They knew Spears was gonna be there.
What kind of food do we want, by the way?
And you can give me suggestions
on where I can order from as well.
You're not sponsoring this conversation
as a real financial oversight.
Yeah, that is the way.
This is like a, how to order food on the Super Bowl is like,
this is the thing that's a sponsor should be paying.
Oh yeah, you could be doing those Bradley Cooper
fucking bullshit.
Yeah, I love when he's,
when I hear your prediction about it.
Yeah, they've wanted to give me a lot of money.
I said, no.
Well, not for the Super Bowl, but just for the election.
Just to get Odie.
Probably more than $1 million,
because possibly just the day of the election.
Really?
What the fuck, damn.
Yeah.
I mean, that sounds right.
That was their entry point in the conversation,
so we get it gone higher, too.
Is your hotel room just spawning and do it?
Yeah, we can also do room service as well,
if you guys want that.
You know, no.
I'll mention the room service.
Don't mention the name of the hotel, of course, but.
You do have a sauna.
I think that's, I mean, that's.
That's true.
Or not true, who knows.
I just don't want them to identify where I'm staying.
Yeah, we're actually, we're in Equinox locker room.
Yeah.
We already, I've been, everyone knows what happens
to me in there, the Equinox corporation.
You guys have a Louis J.
There's J. Gromax around the corner here.
First of all, him and Felix can get mutually proposition.
Yeah, I like to give this hotel room a GMOG server.
You can just plop people in.
You just play like the Sims.
It's actually the Orchids of Asia spa has a connected hotel.
I mean, there is like...
That is like a very Trump era thing where it's like the...
Oh no, no, no. Remember this like offensive thing from the news cycle
or just like some of the Utrecht or controversial thing like what if we like I
don't know like made like a five-star Disney resort out of it or something like
the Trump world people have like no restraint with that anymore like
everything is the Scientology Museum against psychiatry like style I so the
most recent thing that like everyone is pissed at for all these reasons like that
that fucking insane video he posted.
Yeah, they're apes.
Yeah.
There's a difference in multiple names.
Is that their defense?
That was one of them, yes.
Well, it's your smart.
No, literally one of the first lines,
I believe, like one of the first official defenses of it
was, well, technically, it was.
Oh, good.
Oh, OK, good point.
The Bonobo is a very specific.
Well, and then they said it was a Lion King reference
and somebody like, yeah, Phil Blues,
up most immediately was like there are no gorillas in the line.
Yes!
The Savannah did not have gorillas, everybody had a gorillas.
The best defensive I saw was some guy going, well look, like he wasn't, he didn't post
that but he was just scrolling.
He was scrolling by all the accounts that posted Obama's apes while screen reporting.
So that's like not his fault.
He just follows like a million accounts that do that all the time.
Well, and it was also the same account that gave him the video where it was like the poof
What was it like the plane was pooping?
Oh, yeah, he poofs on Harry Susson
Oh, that's right
That old chest in there
Harry Susson is like that
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think I know who that is but the guy who posted the video that also
It's some like Hat-Turd style shot
Yeah
Yeah, that's great. Who's like figured out who's like probably like a hat-prompt wizard
I remember
Like Daily Beast or CNN, one of those,
Daily Profiled, they got from the lab cycle
from like the first Trump term
who made all those stupid videos like that.
And, you know, it was like the least surprising thing ever.
It's like a 62 year old guy from some Missouri suburb.
And the guy was like,
I'm suing CNN for $900 million.
Because they all like,
they all tricked themselves into thinking
Nicholas Sandman had got like $12 trillion.
Yeah, from how is that kid not popped up as a because I think it's because his
family was very smart and realized you take the bag and shut up and go they
had it they had him at the 2020 RNC he spoke he was like some of us he was like
a victim of cancel culture but he he just like he doesn't have a Kyle written
how's he gonna say yeah like Kyle written house comes from a family where
like for ten generations they're like one I don't care like it's not me
maybe my son will do it, but like one of us is going to make it to Bush Gardens without getting kicked out.
One of us is gonna take a roundtrip vacation to Sarasota, Florida.
And so he just, he sees the opportunity.
It is true. Like our Covert and House does come from like, Kathy Bates and Waterboy's top.
Exactly. Yeah.
I go, the thing, I mean, the evidence in that is like that, you know, Nicholas Sandman, he-
And inside of them there are two JD Vanses.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fighting.
So like Sandman is like, oh, he was on a school field trip that went wrong, which by the way, like very Kenny Powers plotline
But like then the fucking like the other version of this is like Kyle Rittenhouse
Volunteered to go be a fra American like burger fry core and was in what was it racing or whatever?
Like like that is like he you know say that like Kyle Rittenhouse may be like like stupid
He may look like, you know, like he works at like Micro Center, but he did volunteer to go try and murder somebody and succeeded at that.
Probably used to be the only thing in his life.
And he like, I mean, he did like luck out because he's Kenosha not received.
He like one of the guys who's like, uh, one of those skateboarders who like, you know, like grabs girls' wrists.
No, no, the skateboarder was innocent.
The other guy.
Oh, my bad.
The first guy he shot was like, I think he had like a sex charge or something.
But the skateboarder guy was literally just like, there's a mass shooter in the vicinity.
I mean, if you saw that guy, you would be like, oh, that's like every guy who's killed somebody
over the color of Sonic's arms.
I mean, he used to have a photo because now that he has a girlfriend and like,
I mean, essentially he was always more sympathetic than George Zimmerman by virtue of like,
of like because like Zimmerman is like the most repulsive person yeah it is
like ever been like we've ever become aware of you know like I think the like
written-ass thing like now they're trying like whatever PR agency is hired
it's like he does that photo with the crossed arm he's like that awful tattoo
on his arm he like found a woman that will have sex with him maybe like she'll
at least get it she'll at least get married well I've actually been his
girlfriend I've actually been picking a cage out of Bugs Bunny's playbook I've
been putting on a dress. Now I'm married to him. And I don't know how it's going to pay off, but...
He thinks he went out for the stool.
The Republicans have like an IDF style, a birthright, like a state-sponsored girlfriend situation, I think, where like, there's no way that there's a person that was like, wow, this is a sexy man.
I'm gonna
I don't know like you don't need like you don't need that much social cash to like have sex
Thank you. Like if you were if you're in a viral video called like, you know, FF portafone no
Where you like run out with your pants down your lip and there's like shit streaking down your thighs
You're like, where's the damn toilet paper?
You know what?
Yeah, I know that you said video that went viral for like it's like one of those things where it's like the security cam footage was so
They created new segments about it of the bar of the guy this guy got kicked out of like a bar restaurant in Australia
Okay, so these two guys wait, let's see
This is like this is you know, this is Logan Paul gets asked about bad money. Okay. Well that we'll look at that as well
but does anyone have the
Does anyone have the yeah, we need the Australian the Australian news footage. That's really funny
God it was
Can you show them this dumbass, Jasmine Crock-A-Nad?
No.
Just send me the link, Chad.
The Australians.
Oh, my God.
When I asked for that, there's someone going, Cuba's running out of aviation fuel, this
money.
Dude, that's the opposite of what I want to say.
We know it's bad.
Please show us the Australians.
What do you want me to do?
He just got back from Cuba.
He was literally there.
We know.
Is this it?
No, not China's.
No, not China's.
That's a good deal.
That one we know.
that one is like the most obvious no it's a guy who throws a chair
interview and you were all useless oh here it is this is it thank you thank you
Ozzy wheels gaming oh yeah not pride and joy of Australia get fucking awesome
outside a strip club hit some man in the head and he goes down hard it happened
here around 9 20 last night on King Street in the city outside bar 20 the man
and a mate had been inside but were thrown out one of them grabbed a chair
from a restaurant next door despite staff and customers there trying to stop him and it's suspected
he was trying to throw at its security at the front door but instead it hit his mate in their
head he recovered reasonably quickly got up and walked away it's understood no one rang police
or an ambulance will have full details seven news tonight at six and then immediately he escalates
It's like the security guy is fucking laughing.
It's so perfect.
He's going to see a guy completely fall over.
He was trying to throw it at the guy.
They had a falling tree knockout.
Exactly, because you get those usually with a fist
or when you see whatever.
But to do it with a chair, and it's a complete miss,
so the guy wasn't paying attention.
He doesn't do it.
He can't brace for it.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I feel like Australia, like their physics,
their physics system and like just the people's
resilience to injury, they operate on like family
guidelines.
You know like the water in the toilet there goes down
the other way, right?
Yeah, no, that's when water goes the other way,
you get to like, you live in family.
Australians have real life cutaways.
I mean, that is like the first documentary I ever saw
about Australia was the Simpsons episode.
That is a classic one.
It is, yeah.
But it could have been, it would have been better if, like,
50 cents was in it.
And Homer, like, used an iPad.
What if Homer had a geek bar?
Oh yeah, he gets addicted to the geek bar.
March.
My faith is in battery, Mark.
Do we have a preference for food or no?
I'll eat anything.
I don't know, some of them.
I ordered Turkish food yesterday and the chicken was not cooked. Felix saw it. It was raw.
It was pretty fucked up.
Yeah.
Uh, they were trying to kill you.
Yeah.
My ops.
It was a glue in his Turkish shop.
No, it was Eric Adams.
Eric Adams sending us raw chicken.
Hey, that is like my worst nightmare.
What about Bombie? Is everyone here like Bombie?
Love Bombie.
Yes.
This is becoming very Asian themed this stream. I appreciate that.
I love Bombie.
I'll just give me a classic by me
Felix you have a
You don't like bomb me. No, I'm fine with it. No, I don't lie
You you're you're being awfully quiet, and I've never met someone who's been like, I'm I'm
Medium interested in bombing
James Lannister from the Game of Thrones
There are no men like me only me exactly so
We won't do bomb no no no
No, everyone wants fun me and I'm not against it.
I just don't know a lot about that.
I'm not experiencing that.
You've never had bomb me?
Okay.
No, I have.
Oh.
I have.
It's a complex.
What's this?
Okay.
It's just melting body of the sand.
It's like, well, no, I know what they are.
I know what they are.
But I also like, or sorry, Andrew says he wants you
to explain the raising brand theory.
Oh, yeah.
Anything's probably should look into this.
So I think that when you eat raisin bran
and not raisin bran crunch,
because these fucking some of the worst raisins
I've ever had in those.
But regular raisin bran,
when have you ever had raisins that are as good
as the raisins in the regular raisin bran?
I bought all different brands trying to search for them.
They're not out there.
They have to just coat them with sugar, right?
Well, that's, yeah, that's what a layman would think.
I think they're using a different stock.
This is like how the, like the alphabets, like the marshmallow's are like better.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly how they're like, they're not like any other marshmallow you'll ever have.
Right.
Yeah, no.
What if they made the plane entirely out of raisin bran and raisins?
Yeah, I'm interested in it. I know what you mean.
Yeah, because like they are, they probably do put sugar on them, but it's more than that.
There's like an even moisture distribution throughout the interior.
So I'll reference an episode of the classic television show, The West Wing.
where they have, remember the episode of a big block of Cheese Day?
Where it's like, it's like John Spencer, Leo McGarry, Chief Staff, it's like, today
we do all of our meetings with like the people who can't get a meeting in the White House.
So it's like all the fucking weirdos and social misfits.
And you should do, like, a fublatory finds out when it's about all the little shit.
Like, you know, like some of it is like self-explanatory to like non-stupid, like,
why is there so much air in my potato chip bag?
Um, but then others, you know, could be like, why are Raisin' Brand Raisin' so distinct
we'll make some special?
Um, you finally could figure out what the deal is with the Jews.
Uh, number one, Raisin' Brand Raisin, number two, the Jews.
Yeah, exactly.
What?
So, no, I feel like that's a little bit bigger of a thing to tackle.
Many of trial.
What, the Raisins?
No.
Yeah, there's a Kizar here.
Yeah.
Like the Arthur Kessler Hooden book about it.
But like, no, which would you prefer?
Because I used to, like, I was always confused
why there are ones like that, because it's like,
that's pretty cool.
But like, camera laying, that's awesome.
I mean, I think in general, that there's just like,
like, when Zionism kind of like,
acquired respectability as an explanation of like,
where were the Jews and where they're from?
It became like, you know, like anything that was like
an alternative hypothesis was like, is pretty readily honest.
And like, look, I prefer cousin
the current going theory which is that jewser italian have you seen this one no i love that one
yeah yeah i was gonna ask you like would you and so i just i prefer to ask Pablo if jewser italian
i've always thought that mario was jewish oh okay so let's gain this out yeah mario
he uses mushrooms which is like a jewish guy he's an NYU and they're shrewd for the first time
I mean, my dad wants me to be a fucking dentist, but I want to be an architect
We like a plot of several no, and also like look the basic conceit of a Mario brothers like game, right?
It's kind of an Albert Brooks movie like this guy
He's a crush on a blonde girl even though he's like a swarthy European ethnic and he has to like go through all this like
Bullshit to get her and then it turns out she's in another fucking castle and so it's like all right
What was the right of this?
Okay, like I want to do it. It's very of course. He's a problematic brother. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's a real
you know
There's a safety dynamic. Yeah, but they have a cousin who they hate. He's like always fucking with them and that's Wario
I mean, because like if he's not related to them and what's going on here, but okay. Yeah, no there and it's yeah
it is like when you you
I've never done this, but like if someone asks a rabbi like hey, I'm having a problem and the rabbi's like
Let me tell you about a story about like a let me tell you that let's say at the parking lot. Yeah. Yeah, there's a
Parable about a woman in the palace selling
Got stuck in a washing machine and it's just there's a story makes no sense and you're like what the fuck and he goes
Yeah, that's the point
I did yeah the serious one of the one of like the good things I like because my dad is a rabbi one of like the good
Things I get are like stories from him about like truly awful rabbi by other people
You know like bad bad rabbi form
Yeah
Well, I mean in a lot of it is just that it's like somebody whose job is like to like help people let their love is like being very self-involved
Like shocker, but my favorite is I heard he told me story
Like this a few years ago, but a guy like presented with a very serious problem and just responding with a Jew joke
like just going full like oh well like you know one guy asked to another hey
you're looking around like what are you looking for under the street light he's
like oh I lost a dollar over on fifth street but this is sixth street well
there's more light over here it's like sir my daughter has pediatric cancer that
would be awesome guys like I you know my wife died
Look at this menu and like I have strong thing
I don't show the name of my job, and I just like I don't know I feel conflicted and the rabbi is like here smell my
Flower like spray some of the stuff
It does like a shitty vaudeville art
Is that fine? Is there something you can get that sounds great man? Yeah looks great that not this good restaurant
They will not I'm so hungry
I'm dying right now
DSA didn't cater? No, no, I would have felt bad. Your rider? What's on your rider?
Yeah, like Leonardo DiCaprio asked for like a pair of clean underwear. No eye contact.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Steel straws. Like 20 David Bards. Circular ice cubes.
Yeah. It's not bombing. We're not getting bombing. We're just getting...
You didn't have to like not to find me. No, no, it's fine. I couldn't find like a bomb me place at all actually
Which is surprising. Well, uh, we're the location that we're in now
Yeah, New York Manhattan, New York, New York Manhattan is kind of like a food desert actually
Yeah, yeah, like it's you know, that's actually where I learned about the Zoran fix it
It's right learned about that term was like I was like in Manhattan
I was like somewhere between the financial district in Harlem and I was like wow
and you get something to eat, but like there's nothing here.
Famous.
That's why Polymarket and Calgie both opened up
grocery stores.
Yeah.
What is the logic?
I saw that they're like, because we run a gambling platform, we're now doing a free
store.
And I was like, I don't see the connection between these two things.
Yeah.
Like what if we started an orphanage in there?
Like that's a little too obvious.
What about a free food grocery store?
Yeah.
Oh, then 127.
Let's go.
Let's go Robert Krabs. Yeah. Yeah, the tackles hate in all forms. Oh
Oh, yeah
CBS pretty clever. Let's just give you that. Let's just count all the forms. I'm not sure if all is
Really billion Americans are expected to tune in the Super Bowl 60 tomorrow
Most of course aren't interested in the outcome of the game want many more will be watching for the commercials
But at least one ad won't be aimed at selling a product its goal is to win over
Yeah.
I know about that one.
Jerika Duncan is here with that story.
Jerika, good morning.
Good morning, Vlad and Adriana.
That looks so good.
He looks like a funny guy.
He looks so hot.
He looks like 400 degrees at 20 minutes.
How old is Robert Craggett?
33.
I'm going to guess 86, but I can't believe people.
Not a day older.
They don't look a day older than 26.
This was actually a color scheme that George Lucas
invented
Thank you, man. All right
What did David Grossman say
The sticky note at his corny, but I'm coming around on it because it's clear what offenses detractors with the idea of a multicultural society
Oh, yeah, it's crazy that like everyone was like, let me fix this ad so the robbercroft ad comes out
We've all seen it, right? Yes, and
And a lot of people were you know making fun of it myself included because it's like ridiculous
but there were some that were making fun of it because it it
It reallitigated like people who are pro-Israel that were mad because it was like oh you're presenting as a like weak and feeble jews
When instead you should present as a strong and they went and they created these new AI renditions of the ad itself and every single one of them
Every single one of the AI renditions was like, oh you become a school shooter like after you joined Ivy after you killed people
We now have a new idea for what Jewish masculinity is, and it's Dylan Claybolt
A child of Robert Kraft. His New England Patriots are playing for their seventh Super Bowl title
tomorrow. I recently sat down with Kraft at the Gillette Stadium not to talk about his
life of football, but an initiative that he hopes will have a positive and lasting impact.
New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft is used to winning, but over the last couple
of years, he says he has felt a personal loss that extends well beyond football.
I think when the war in Gaza started, things were really getting better.
Ever since that war has gone on, what's happening here has created increased hatred.
He calls it a setback from the progress made in 2023.
When Kraft started a campaign, encouraging people to wear this small blue square with
a hashtag.
It's a symbol that started off challenging people to stand up to Jewish hate.
But these days, he says it's meant to call out hate in all of its forms, like in this
commercial which will air on Super Bowl Sunday.
That's exactly what I was pausing for that.
Why don't you just take it off?
How does it even like, stayed on?
Okay, listen, have you ever tried to do that? Like I've
You know, what if you've ever like try to put a post-it note like on your friend's bag like post-it notes don't stay on cloth
No, and also like it's that infomercial the late night thing like the they slap like tape on something like the seal
What is it? You know go boat? Oh, yeah
I guess
Medium rare, please
To me what I just I see this and I'm like just like do they just not cocoon anymore because like when I was in high school
cool that was what you fucking did like you grabbed somebody's good yeah you
called it skinning it yeah so cocooning you take it you put it inside out you
put the stuff back in and then if you're invented and you got a sharpie on you
you do some drawings you do some fucking art on there but you know like penis or
I mean something ethical the same but the same thing that he got your stream
will really appreciate it. I love finding out all this shit. It makes me realize what
sociopaths we were like in Chicago. This ad is supposed to be one. Create a sense of
empathy and understand and get people to stand up. Inside the Patriot Stadium, a command
center of stats tracking his speech online especially among you inside the
page
Like we Jason Bourne just popped up in Munich
But for like for post where it's like the word cloud
Every level word class 98% of the people are surveilling our guys who are like bet you know the real dreams for black
Yeah, no, you got any of like Chris all the way
Chris Cooper's Chris Cooper standing up there pointing at that orange line being like the anti-semitism line is going down every minute
at the Jason Ford is not in our custody. You know what to do. No, I'm fascinated by this
like a command center. All right, now we got some good shit. Okay, Iran Revolution. Isn't
this about anti Semitism? Why is there? But if you're not posting about Iran Revolution,
like that contributed to Santa Santa's ballroom.
It's just like, it's like, how is this,
I mean, I understand that this is,
wait, inside the Patriot Stadium?
What?
Wait, that's, can we,
Yeah, we gotta, yeah.
It's inside of Gillette Stadium.
Hold on a moment.
Where's the, is it?
Oh, it's not muted.
Where's the sound volume?
So, we know the, which fortnoy is like pro Robert Kraft.
Do you think that like, they consider Roger Cadet,
like he's like this empathy and understanding and get people to stand out inside the Patriot
Stadium a command center of stats.
Bro come on.
It shows where it's coming from the time of day and how it's trending especially among
young people.
I like that you did that though.
You saw that not only the opposite they have a command room that's like propagating hate
speech.
I think we have to fight them.
and Frank. Who the fuck is hashtagging Anne Frank?
I'm saying, every time I would put...
Hashtag Germans, hashtag Pol!
Yeah, what is it like...
That's what it makes sense.
Gronk used to take shits in this room and...
Yeah, actually this is like, if you like squint above the door knob, you see the frame, you
see like Aaron Hernandez's name on the screen.
You get to think like Robert Kraft did this ceremony where he brings back Aaron Hernandez
as like sort of like a good dick and he fights anti-Semites.
You're going to make your way into the book of life, Aaron, in the game yourself.
which is part of the reason Kraft says he partnered with the United Negro College
Fund and the Jewish organization Hallel International to host unity
dinners throughout the country I'm Sean McCarthy he's everywhere he's just
following every account they're probably watching you guys right now in the
Command Center. What kind of anti-Jewish hatred is he spreading today? I would love to see
like their entire list of like hashtags to watch for. Yeah. I feel like I feel like I'm
digging into it. Baruch College students Aiden Herzlinger and Akeesh El are among the more
than 450 students who've attended at least one of the dinners. What do you talk about
at these dinners.
The dinners are about finding commonalities, commonalities between the Black community
and the Jewish community.
So we really talk about anything and everything.
It's not just about politics and opinions, it's about treating each other as humans.
We mainly talk about our families, why we have communities and how our communities are
treated.
Like no matter what you think, they're really like great friends.
Definitely.
So are they only different?
family's hostage. I've never seen two people like who are who their thing is
supposed to be like yeah we tackle hate but we have a big time like they look
miserable. You know what's really funny about all this? All this time money and
effort spent and anti-semitism has not ever had as much popularity in like the
last 40 years as it does now. Well listen no no no if you keep blowing on the fire
It'll go out. Yeah, I just kept fucking way like how does how does no one go?
Maybe we should just like try something different. No, it's not if you want to bring down anti-Semitism
There's only one answer anytime anyone anywhere says something like I don't know if it's like a good idea to have like a
Prison for children. That's like staffed exclusively by pedophiles
I don't think it's like good for Israel to do that. I said 100% for Israel
We should never condition a football what someone says that the thing you have to do is like
get seven generations of their family fired.
Yeah, automatically, you will never be able to retain
gainful employment for the rest of your life
and for the rest of your children's lives.
Yeah, do you internal exile for the guy that said that?
Yeah, oh, this is the other restaurant.
The other restaurant was crazy.
William Daraff is.
These people now understand how incredibly sinister
they sound to anyone who sees Palestinians
as equal human beings with rights.
Zionists are losing young progressive Jews
because you cannot be progressive in pro-Israel.
Except, I don't understand why they do these.
Like, if you were to give me a billion dollars
and you were like, Hassan,
as the number one purveyor of anti-Semitism,
like, we want to understand anti-Semitism better.
You're just gonna keep doing it, keep doing this.
We want to stop, right?
Like, we wanted to stop where we bought you out.
We want you to now, you know,
tell us how to combat this stuff.
I would literally just tell them,
never have another, like, American Jewish conference
I'll be honest that is one of the better looking podcast setups I've seen recently.
It's fucking insane though.
You know what I mean?
Every time there's a global Zionist conference or American Jewish conference or whatever.
It's like Chuck Schumer, you saw the Schumer.
Like obviously, these organizations, it's kind of good for them, for people to be more
empathetic.
That's my dad.
My dad has said that for years, that it's the best, like the best, I mean, it's cynical,
right?
Because you don't want to believe that about every organization devoted to combating a certain
kind of bigotry, being like, oh, well, in the heart of hearts, they want to inflame
the bigotry because it's good for business.
I don't believe that that's true about care.
I don't believe that that's true about making the road or whatever, organizations that advocate
for immigrants and so on. I 100,000 million percent believe that about every anti-Semitism
watchdog organization.
It's just like, why would you bring people who are like financially powerful, wealthy
elites, some of them might even be on the Epstein list, to go on a conference and be
like, hey, what goyum have we purchased today? Like basically, and then be like, yeah, actually
we're making it so that it's illegal to think mean thoughts about Israel today. And I'm
I'm giving out a million dollars to make this happen.
It's like, what the fuck are you doing?
Like, A, the first thing I would do is,
I would pull Chuck Schumer aside and be like,
can you push up your fucking glasses?
Like, can you stop doing that?
Second thing I would do would be, okay,
I don't think it's a good idea to like,
just have a guy whose sole job is just like,
lobbyist who gets people fired.
You could be like, actually, I think the first amendment,
there needs to be an exception for Israel.
It's like hate speech laws in America. Yeah, you look like a tech CEO from Israel with like a thick accent
Go on CNBC in the morning and be like
So if it's the times of Israel then it's one of these media forums and William Dara the conference of presidents is like
These are organic like the name of the conference of presidents kind of doesn't like it belies a little bit with the organization's purposes
It's like a super membership parent organization
I wouldn't call it parent, because it's not like it controls them, but a lot of major
Jewish organizations, American Jewish organizations belong to it.
These include some pretty more conventionally banal ones, some even conventionally lib ones,
like the Hebrew immigrant aid society, but when it was born, when the conference of presidents
was created, it was created in the 1950s as like a pro-Israel PR front in the wake of
a massacre called the Kibbe massacre.
You can look this up, there's a great article
by the academic Doug Ross now about it.
But it's like part of what these people view their job as.
Until recently, they were rewarded for it
and people didn't think of them as sounding crazy for it.
But now they're continuing to do the thing
they've always done for decades on end.
It's just that like, well, after two and a half fucking years
of live broadcasting and genocide,
it doesn't, these clips will now get taken out
of the environment in which you said them
and your words will get broadcast
not to this Hamish Jewish environment or whatever,
but instead it's getting a broadcast to people like us
who think that's fucking disgusting
and makes us look awful.
Right.
When people, when just everyone is seeing
the worst images they've ever seen
in their entire fucking lives,
and then the rebuttal is like,
if you don't, not just feel nothing,
but if you don't actively love what's happening,
you're anti-Semitic.
What are people going to go,
except for like, okay, I guess I'm anti-Semitic though.
Like, if that, if it's anti-Semitic,
to think this is fucking repulsive and horrifying,
then okay.
I mean, it is, it's like, I think it also is now,
like, like frustrating because like,
people are as ignorant and more ignorant and stupid
than they've ever been.
So it is like, yeah, that is not like an exaggeration
of the thought process.
Like, there are lots and lots of people who like,
see this and encounter them and they're like,
Well, guess I hate the Jews now.
And I wish it wasn't so.
In fact, the world would be a lot better place.
I have to.
But there's an intermediate step there.
The intermediate step is going well.
You are just an epiphyll.
Maybe who's begging for people for the hard earned dollars
are honestly regretting it.
So many more people realize they're mistaken,
letting you be a mouthpiece for our movement.
Go back to playing polo,
you unintelligent baboon of a champagne soldier.
You will be the reason I kill myself.
I'm not even fucking joking.
Go back to turkey.
So I was like, where did this come from?
Right?
And I looked at his background.
And it's because I stopped dual streaming on YouTube.
He's rid of this guy.
He said, YouTube, rise up.
We will seize the means of the stream.
Greedy Bourgeois had to take our money for those seven days.
Lazy Bourgeois, we will seize the means.
Because you didn't double stream today.
That's pretty good.
And he said he's going to kill himself.
What kind of maxing is this?
And then he went.
go back to turkey and stay out of america
this is just going all over the place yeah what the fuck what
what kind of new
i don't even know how to identify what's going on this dude's mind
um...
guy who's threatened to tell us all
mental health maxing yeah i i i i i i i agree
you do need to
he's like i have a gun
i have a gun in my head right now if you don't
Restart the YouTube live stream right now. I will kill myself. I as a psychologist
I'm informed to tell you that everyone who's killed themselves is going to hell
And that's your dad apology 101. That's been one of the like funniest things by the way in Alaska
I mean like I like so when I I told a couple years ago. I told Jesse single what he could go do
And he got really upset about it and wrote a whole blog. Yeah, it was a pretty big thing for people to remember
Noah said to him, hey, pal, why don't you take a long walk for a short here?
And there were articles about it.
He like wrote a whole sub stack about it the next day, which is by the way, what really
tells you that he doesn't at all have those thoughts.
And people were like, why did he say it like that?
Well, and then afterwards, like in the months later, Elon has now made it that like, when
you tell somebody to go kill yourself on Twitter, it's a banable offense and so on.
And like, I, like, like my camp counselor from when I was a kid, somebody I've not spoken
in many years evidently like became aware of this and use a psychiatrist and he emailed me to be like
hey just because in case there was any doubt you're allowed to say that to people it doesn't actually
like it's not like it's not like something that makes people go far. A lot of psychologists actually
use it as reverse psychology. I've used it on all of my patients and to honestly kind of mixed results.
It's I cannot comprehend how much like how much of an impact this has had on people's
lives like it's not like I'm not live streaming I feel like if I one day quit live streaming
people would kill themselves now like I legitimately even like a minor change going from testing
out YouTube dual streaming for seven days of being like it's stupid to like separate
the audiences like this has caused unlimited crash outs including people saying that they're
they're gonna fucking kill themselves, that's crazy.
I mean, that is sort of a side benefit
of the concentration, though,
is the anguish you caused the audience.
Yeah, he went, I mean, yeah, just so,
I need you to know I'm doing it on purpose.
I'm doing it so that you feel sad, okay?
I would like to just abruptly stop it in the podcast,
and then the only way people can find me
is I'm doing reviews of like,
hunting equipment on a rumble.
And I don't know anything about hunting.
I was just like, this is a pretty cool looking gun.
I think it's cool how everybody is now the fan
from Tony Scott's the fan.
Yeah.
All right, let's watch what William Darrop has to say.
But my question for you is, when people ask me
what has most disturbed me about the war,
I always say that it's the fact that there's
this uprising of Jews who feel the need to call themselves
non-Zionists who feel the need to separate.
Okay, I'm describing people that...
Even if you're a Zionist, that's like...
Like, aren't you supposed to say...
The most disturbing thing about the war is...
Rise of Anarchy, Samson says that.
The civilian who was briefly wearing a military outfit
and was kidnapped from the tank that he was taking,
he was parking.
It's like...
You remember the Norm MacDonald bit about Padden Oswald?
It's like, you know...
Oh, yeah.
Padden Oswald, Padden Oswald, Padden Stairs.
You know, the worst part of Bill Cosby's hypocrisy...
You know what I think the worst part is?
The raping.
Yeah.
Like, it's just like that.
That's the worst thing about the war.
Yeah, you can overcome that, I think.
Yeah.
That's not, you know, you're just
going to have like one mean conversation,
you know, one religious holiday.
And that's it.
It's so convoluted to, like, so Jews
who go out of the way to call themselves non-Zionists.
I mean, it is, though.
It's like what these people take for it,
cause like raising my hand and being like,
I'm the exact kind of person they're thinking of.
It's like, yeah, like turns out that like you can go through
like all of the years of like, you know,
like brainwashing more or less
and then come out on the other side of it
and be like, well, that was fucked up and wrong.
You know, like that is like their greatest fear
is that like they put their whole pussy into it
and it doesn't fucking work.
No, I'm telling you, that's why I'm ADL's number one on.
I was talking to the, I was talking about this with,
with Jasper at the bar we were at
where I was like, I've thought about this quite a bit
because I'm like, there is a lot of anti-Semitism out there,
right?
And like, why is it that the ADL has identified me
as like the number one like disseminator of anti-Semitism?
Like, why do they say that, right?
Cause like, I do talk quite a bit about anti-Semitism
and its impact and like, you know, I combat it
and they know it too.
And it's because like, Nick Fuentes is not gonna be able to
unless they're Aiden Ross.
Nick Fuentes is not going to be able to convince
young American Jews and Jews in the West
that what Israel is doing is a fascist enterprise.
It's unlimited violence is unacceptable.
Whereas the community I have that I've fostered
is directly tackling anti-Semitism as well.
So it's a safe space for people to come and learn.
And I'm the one who is converting,
Jonathan Group has his nieces and nephews
into having that awkward conversation at dinner, you know,
and that's what like frustrates them to no end,
because that's what they spend so much money on,
is to make sure that it's to make sure
that no one goes through like your own process,
or like some old Zimmerman, you know what I mean?
Like, no, they, and also that it's like they,
like the idea that like such spaces can't exist
or any like, like the, they have a,
they want monopolies over all of like the,
like the full extent of the conversation.
I mean, the biggest piece of evidence of this to me
has been like the degree to which,
since the genocide began,
like they've not allowed,
like things that like causes I was involved in,
let's say, so when I was in college
and I was affiliated with like J Street,
you know, like Centrist, two state solution,
middle of the road of crap.
And that was like considered like extreme.
That was considered like extreme
and flirting and playing footsie with anti-Semitism.
And our Hillel wouldn't allow us to be,
I mean, not the Hillel itself, but like the Jewish Student Board, which is run by people
very closely with her organization, they wouldn't let us be a part of it.
And that was, like, J-Strict.
That was as compromised a position as you could get a mock-up from.
Yeah, liberalism.
And so now it's like, yeah, like, they want to maintain a world of permissible discourse
in which anybody who doesn't think exactly like them is on the outside, which of course
just means that, like, yeah, again, two and a half years into the situation that we're
in, but these people just look fucking cuckoo.
Do you think that is the reason why they've kind of dropped that like lake flayton like I do oh it's actually anti colonialist movement like actually it's the wakas thing
They can't I mean it's it is what that gets to is that like the big thing that's happening
Like what that is a part of is that israel is now moving into like a partisan realignment among people
Among the American political classes, and it's still bipartisan,
Apec still has, like, it's hooked into both parties rather deeply,
and the pro-Israel lobby is able to enforce its perspective.
I mean, like, shit.
The Israel lobby just dumped a gazillion fucking dollars
to defeat Tom Malinowski.
Like, they handed the election to a progressive.
And Malinowski is like, he self-describes as pro-Israel.
His only thing was he said, like,
yeah, I think we should do some aid conditioning.
And that was a bridge to the party.
Along Democrats, they kind of go the hardest on those people,
just so there's no deviation.
But it is like, you do kind of see the writing on the wall
that like, APEC is going to be, for Democrats,
they're gonna sacrifice that one,
even though that there are groups like
Democratic majority for Israel,
and J Street for that matter,
who pick up the slack and aren't as well known as APEC.
APEC has definitely, I mean, I would say at least it's 2020,
like kind of cast their lock with your Republican party.
And some of it is because the Israeli government,
Like, APEC, like, the Israel lobby does not operate
independent of the Israeli government.
I mean, we don't have these cases anymore,
but there have historically been,
like, the Justice Department has brought cases
against people affiliated with the pro-Israel movement,
affiliated with the official pro-Israel movement,
for, like, essentially espionage and treason.
Yeah.
And these prosecutions are getting very politicized
and end up often not going any more
or the verdicts are reversed, fine.
But the thing that, like, it gets to is that, like,
these people are responsible what Israel wants.
And if you look at the last 16,
Bibi Netanyahu with the exception of like one,
like barely two year stint or whatever,
less than that even,
but not totally benefit for our ministry,
he's been the leader of that country for 16 years.
And which is, that's what's always so hilarious.
And people are like, Israel isn't Netanyahu.
They just love a lot of things.
And the other guy is like arguably like worse
in a lot of areas.
Israel is in Netanyahu, except for when they present a united front anytime, like, international.
The international community says Israel is doing something wrong and we should punish
Benjamin Netanyahu for it.
That's when everybody goes, the entire opposition, we're like, ISIS is the most anti-Semitic
institution that's ever existed in the history of mankind.
Well, yeah.
So the pro-Israel lobby, like Netanyahu, his chief, like one of his closest advisors,
I think his current ambassador to the US, is a guy named Ron Durimer, who was like a
or Republican-operated for many years.
The contemporary, the current leadership
of the Israeli government is however,
whatever ties that we have to Democrats,
however close Ehud Barak may be
to some high-profile Democrats,
that's marginal compared to the fact
that the Republican parties where they view
as their actual closest friends
and the people who represent their interests.
And so the pro-Israel movement, accordingly,
even though their biggest success
and the success they've had over the decades
has been representing this as a bipartisan issue,
the bottom has kind of fallen out of that even if they're able to for now
able to maintain that kind of hegemony within dc project.
It's the thing that we always talk about which is
that all these institutions have some point
in which
um... a they discard their uh... sense of propriety
and b
usually right after that they start believing everything that they actually say
and among the israeli lobby
I always think it's interesting to go back to what Edward Blompton was doing.
I always use him as an example of the old-fashioned establishmentarian Western Zionist lobbyists.
Because the stuff he was saying as the head of the World Jewish Congress, as one of the
single most effective agents of Zionism ever in the West, it would get on screen death
now by those same fucking people for saying that, okay, we need to slow down on the settlements
this is kind of freaking people out, but, but, um,
even a boxman is like out of fashion. Right. But, but among those people,
like it used to just be like a thing they would say to their, uh,
the Republicans who they, they were trying to draw a favor from. Oh,
the Democrats are all anti-Semitic, they're all in states,
you have a party, blah, blah, blah.
And that obviously switches over when a Democrat is in power,
but now like they fully believe it.
And it has got to do a point where if there's a full divorce,
between APEC and maybe even eventually most of the big hitters in the Israeli lobby and most Democrats,
it will be Israel, the Israelis initiating it because they now fully believe that.
I don't think, I'm not holding my breath for that to happen because I think Chuck Schumer will lower his glasses in another two inches.
They'll be like, see, look.
But that is sort of like how every institution is.
They believe all of their own spin.
Let's get back to Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ad.
Why Jewish students with black students?
Because historically, you have a black connection.
It's gone a long way.
And I think we can continue to get along with them.
Is there a world in which you would also
want Palestinian students in this country
to be part of that dinner or that conversation.
Absolutely.
And why do we think it's important?
Can you, hey man, can we do it?
The second kick of that, that was not easy.
Yes, much of it.
Yeah, man, we want to make sure that we're on it all.
We want to make sure that you understand
what we mean by saying that you have them for dinner.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, Robert, can you come off like Ed Buck
a little more in this video?
Yeah.
It's a hot man.
Because I want them to understand
And the educated to the other existence is anti-semitic.
Like, just this guy being like...
I want him to come over for dinner so they can leave the dinner killing themselves.
Also, I gotta say that blue square looks like the golden saxophone.
It really does.
It's really not doing any fucking savers, man.
Every frame that Robert Kraft is on TV that produces like 2,000 more people get into anti-veneficence.
Yeah, that's why people are like totally apolitical and it's awesome because it's awesome but but like that they can't even
Sheldon in the same way that they deal with like Rabbi Shmooley like there's a reason why I don't see Rabbi Shmooley on television
He cares about it. Yeah. Yeah, they like it literally got to a point where like, you know
The the Zionists were like we can't disguise
They got rid of him before Ellen Dershaw like Ellen Dershaw it's going on like I haven't gotten a happy ending from anyone outside
my family in three months. That's not as bad as Rabbi Schooley going on and being like, actually
me and my daughter are selling Caballo vibrators. She has one in right now.
This isn't freaking anyone out. Rabbi Schooley, his energy by the way is like, it's the same
in real life. And like years ago, I went to an APAC conference covering it and I went to, they like,
So at that time they had like the APAC conference at the Washington Convention Center and then they had
across the street and I cannot believe that the synagogue allowed this to happen at the time but
now I'm not surprised. This historic synagogue they had in the basement like all the settlers like
it was people too radical which meant that of course it was where the real energy was and they
had a bunch of stars these really right there. It was probably like a cock like with spit in it.
You're just going, you know what to spit at?
Yeah, well, yeah, just like, well, it was a lot, it was like, it was really like a lot
of like, you know, like, like, you know, typical like American Jewish Zionist cheerleaders,
but then also like a lot of like, you know, like red faced Midwesterners listening to
IElla Chikin go, and then the Palestinians!
Like, it was unpleasant.
But the thing I remember was I got there early, because I'm a good journalist, you show up
like 30 to 45 minutes before posted times, so that way you get in the door.
And then there was like a line out the block, and I left this thing early, you know, before
I caught a cold or whatever, and I get out the door, and the first person who was like,
because they've not been capped it, the first person who's like, excuse me, can I please
get in?
And like trying to be a dude like, do you know who I am?
To like the fucking synagogue security.
It was Rabbi Shule.
It was like such a, it was like, it's like you are in front of a lot of people who see
that you're acting like this, like totally clown.
It's also like-
No shame.
It's also like no shame.
Don't you go to like 70,000 of these events a year?
Like what are you gonna hear at this one
that you aren't gonna hear at this one?
Something new, something new.
I think he's just more,
he wants to be a presence there.
Yeah.
Because he doesn't actually have the purchase
of the clout that he did years ago.
Like he doesn't have the relationship
with Cory Booker anymore.
Cory Booker dropped him, yeah.
Yeah, Cory.
Over the around deal.
because when when because Booker it was during that period were basically that
because it was like truthfully was because Rabbi Schmooley like shot his
wand with waking off. He's eating on a piggyback ride. That's crazy. Yeah, but like if you can
believe it Rabbi Schmooley asks like he is a really annoying and meaty guy and
gets dropped like that. Yeah, but then he also if you look at like his non-profits
990s they don't this was non-profit like the foundation for moral and ethical
Jewish life or whatever bullshit name they have it, it like, it pays him a crazy big
six-figure salary, and the only major outlay that this organization has is like hosting
a fundraiser every year, like a single dinner, and it's like he's also like really, really
scummy.
Oh!
You remember when he was like after Charlie's funeral day?
Oh shit!
Yes, let's go.
There's a hundred and fifty-four thousand people watching right now.
Okay, sorry.
You remember like after like an hour after Charlie Curve died, he was like, this is terrible.
Anyway, here's my go-fund, man.
Oh, that was awesome.
That was so sick.
Man, come on.
He was dabbing on it like, whoa!
He was making a Charlie.
Oh.
He was dabbing on Charlie's corpse way harder than Eric Herkerv was, like way faster.
He was first to market with that.
We get to be here, we'll be celebrating the country, and this is our job.
Why is it, everybody? Because for us, we hold ourselves to a higher standard.
That sounds like AI!
You really think that's not about it?
This is about saving Western civilization.
We have the most important organization in the country.
It sounds like AI!
It's something bigger than all of us.
That's it?
It's YouTube.
It gets to know...
I love the names of these, by the way, like the, I mean it's always like, it's always
like, it's like typical conservative billing, one name you recognize and three NPCs.
No, Bradley Gilbert's actually, if you uncock the charts, he's the biggest artist in the
world.
Yeah, he's number one on iTunes.
Yeah.
Well, I was, I was expecting all of her anthony, and I was like, he, he thought it was a picture.
I wanted to dance with Ronnie Ratham.
I didn't think that would work out.
Yeah.
Uh, I'm not gonna do that.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Tom McDonald just came out with a terrible pop-buncle.
Yeah, he's doing it. He's doing it.
And he came up and said,
Bro, you're already in the service.
You're gonna have to do the rap.
Rap to, like, Blink-182.
We as Christians are called to play into the arena
to correct error with truth.
And there's a lot of error in that.
I'm far more interested in what God wants of me than what I want from God
But now the church awakens
Oh shit
I thought they were doing the most
She's the most
And she rises pretty cool
Bro, that was crazy that the name of Erica's heart's tour is like
Send everyone to heaven tour or something or no occupy heaven tour. What is it called chat?
It's something ominous like it sounds no it literally sounds like she's killing everybody
it sounds like it's like one of those we're calling this the job make heaven
crowded no that is awesome make heaven crowded that's like a fucking like mr.
show jokes about a republican fundraiser for guns. Sorry, it is god damn warm.
Yeah, it is.
Video drum. Don't be afraid to let your body die, y'all.
It's fucking crazy, dude. I don't understand why, like, no one thinks that's weird. No one.
Hell yeah. This is the type of jam that we can be, uh, we could be expecting at this thing.
All right, let's finish. I came to finish this.
the other side and the other side to be educated to them.
He thinks he doesn't think so, he thinks nothing, right?
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, the soldiers, there have been more AI commercials
than they have in points, I think.
Wow.
I like that, that was the big wave was the NFTs
like a couple of years ago.
Now the big wave is all AI commercials.
Everything sucks.
Everything's so fucking ass.
And the only way you have unity is if you have good dialogue and mutual understanding.
And when you heard those students talk about the history of blacks and Jews working together,
consider this.
In June of 1964, three college students fighting for civil rights in Mississippi were murdered
by the Ku Klux Klan with law enforcement.
Those activists were James Cheney.
But anyway, it's like, see, there would Jews back then fighting the good fight?
Why can't the blacks be grateful?
It always has a tone of like, we help them, not that they would ever admit it.
Like, you know, and then, like, we did kind of abandon them when things still got bad for them.
I don't know what to tell you.
Also, don't look up the religious background of a lot of those landlords setting fires in the Bronx in the 1970s.
Please, whatever you do.
Robert Kraft kind of has, I figured out what is the effect of it, it's the, the, the bicycle
shop guy on that different strokes episode, who's the pedophile for that episode.
I'm not saying he does that, I'm going to be clear.
He's a very special Super Bowl.
Yeah.
Sir, I'm still, I'm still like, like fucking like shuddering at the fact that we learned
that like there's an EDL nerf, whatever the fuck that group is.
The command center.
of the fucking anti-semitism command center inside the Gillette, like that's the sort of thing.
Do you think they have like a SWAT fan?
I don't know.
I mean, how like every, every, every department is like that.
No, no, it's like the Antifa Super Soldier is from Eddington.
Yeah.
But it's like, instead they're like on a G6 and they all have yarmulkes.
Yeah, yeah.
They just, oh man, doing like a fast rope descent.
Yeah.
Like that you find out about a reform synagogue where like the rabbi is a girl who plays guitar
Yeah, and you're like we have this is this is our wake-up. All right
We're doing a high altitude low beneath it off for Temple Albert in Albuquerque, New Mexico
Yeah, we've heard that they have a woman rabbi
And that they have let somebody use Jewish voice for peace in yeah
We've tactically ascertained that what no it's fucking bad, dude
That's what that's how riding from MGS to start his career in the military
He would say the ADL commando Kid Rock teases surprise song in turning
four years into the time show Family, Freedom, those are the values guiding in turning four
He has a new song about Stash Tory Rave and how it's cool
He's keeping up with the times, it's a song about how Epstein was misunderstood
Point USA is all
Is he responsible for the worst like real song that was on Billboard charts ever?
like the one where he samples werewolves of London and
Oh my God, I just...
That might be the worst song, the worst like real song I've ever heard.
I think we have no idea.
No, it's not.
This was like one of the songs where it's like the producers like, listen, listen kid,
we need a hit, we need something, country fried, something that the people at Cracker
Bale or Farrell are gonna love and then they were like, alright, well here's like the most
condescending swap we could come up with.
That was, I don't think more people, there's another song that every like incident of vehicular
manslaughter where someone was accidentally running over their own kids, that song was
playing during like probably 80% of them and he's probably like lost that step to jelly
roll.
Well actually no.
Because jelly roll kind of makes you feel like you're a kid.
That was the goodest thing because that was when jelly roll was playing when Capher did
that too.
Yeah.
Yeah, well Jelly Roll songs are like, they're for people who are like already know they're gonna do it because all the songs are like I need a favor or like I kind of fucked up today.
I mean I might be in trouble.
Yeah, well his songs are for the people who like maybe like get to the gas station counter and they're like you know what I really need those cradum pills today.
Yeah, yeah.
He's like, he was a fentanyl dealer and because of Venezuela they were like, oh we're making
fentanyl weapon of mass destruction.
Like shouldn't he be in Gitmo?
Like shouldn't they, what would be the equivalent of like Flush and Koran down the toilet for
him?
Like how big was your head?
I mean it would definitely, I think it would probably be like, you know, like he's like
hanging from the chain and there's like a thing of wingstop and you know like they
just open the sauces individually. They desperate create a no-fear t-shirt.
They're like we're going to flush every DDD from this person very quickly.
It's actually no no they like that he's like he like he like come like they
pull the bag off his head and there's like a budget there's like 50 wrap
around Oakley's on the ground and then like a woman comes in with like combat boots and like stomps
them and he's like no not a woman no you see that you ever see that FVU where it's um there's a like
pedophile former Little League coach who's like on death row or some shit and Olivia wants them to
help her with her case and to entice him she drags him into this evidence room where it's like every
cap from his trial and he won't help her and he's like he's here oh shit the
command center task force I'm so on over here I can half-time show yep the
store started line of a clue Bradley came Gary Barrett Lee Bryce and it's of
course the headliner is the Detroit cowboy himself
So the music director himself wants us now to get to see you.
Good morning.
Good morning.
So tell us about the performance, when you guys are going to do it, and where we can find it.
Well, I think there's a whole website.
If you go to Turning Point USA, that will direct you to a website where it has every platform that's going to be running it.
I plan to come out pretty classic rock, in your face, high energy, what people would expect,
but then it turns very quickly.
And I'm approaching this like musically I know that nothing beats a great song.
That's the most powerful thing.
No performance, no pilot, no lighting would beat a great song.
So I'm going to flip a 180 and do what I think is one of the best records songs in a long
time.
And then that night, at midnight, that song will be released.
We're streaming and downloading everywhere.
Why did you all decide to do this as an alternative?
I think really turning point read the room.
And just at the end of the day, like people like Taylor Sheridan and Tyler Perry have,
they realized there's a big portion of this country like it or not that's underserved entertainment-wise.
And, you know, we're just going to go play for our base, you know, people who love America,
love football, love Jesus, and it's pretty much that simple.
And, you know, of course, the media and the haters are going to try to detract from it.
And I think I would like to get this point across.
Once again, what I say, I think I speak for turning point all the time.
It's involved that none of us are approaching this with any hate in our hearts.
It's just some love for our base, love for music, our country, and everything else.
else. Right, are you surprised? I mean they seem to be picking some polarizing
acts for the NFL.
Matt, you know if the NFL really were all about its stated goals and really you
know wanted to take care of their fan base and it seems to me like okay why not
do things that are that are really right from those cities you know really
celebrate the culture of this any city they're in and you know there's a
there's a band that checks every single box from San Francisco by the name of
Metallica, also some great rappers in the band area, E-42 short, you know I wish
they would have done this in New Orleans with Lil Wayne or even the year I played
the Super Bowl in Houston which a lot of people don't remember because Janet
Jackson showed her boobs, it should have been like Beyonce and Xe-Zi top or something.
Yeah, so that's interesting. What about this new song? You said it's a new song or remake of a song that's out there that you talked about.
It's a pretty good last few years country song. It's just one of the greatest written songs that I've heard in a long time.
And I did it in a very unique way. It's by a friend of mine who's a very talented, famous artist, one of the best singers in country music.
I don't want to give it away, but I actually wrote something new for it, and I thought they missed me
about this beautiful song.
We recorded it a while back, and I said, man, if we're going to play it, why don't we put it up next?
All right, so good morning.
Thanks for watching the All-American Halftime Show.
It will be streaming on DreamPoint USA's YouTube, on X, and Google Platforms, as well as other outside partners.
Tell us about your tour.
You have this Freedom 250.
Yes ma'am, we're announcing today our Freedom 250 tour, not a ton of dates, Grandpa doesn't play a ton of dates anymore, I think it's about 10 shows in amphitheaters, it's the Freedom 250 tour and we're calling it the road to Nashville and it's going to lead up to something July 3rd, you know a huge celebration, kind of like a New Year's Eve type thing for on the eve of our country's 250th birthday, we've got some great opening acts, we're selecting some of the best shows in the world.
cities from John Party, Parker McCollum, Big and Rich, just
Bradley Gilbert, of course, Big and Rich.
So we're looking forward to it.
It's gonna be great. And we're gonna go to the right house to do
some policy meetings.
Oh, man. I know. Yeah, it's fun. This weekend, I actually get to
do some music because some days, you know, it's just be
fortunate enough to be friends with with the police and
the administration. I honestly, I feel like I work for the
the freaking fight.
That's not very funny.
We're still doing it out there.
If you want to get tickets,
then on sale now for Kids Rock
Freedom Tour, 250 tour.
You don't want to miss that out.
No tickets.
We're just announcing the tour today.
Then tickets will go on sale next Friday.
We're going to have some big announcements
next week because we're really doing
some unique things with ticketing.
Okay, we can't wait to hear your new song.
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that's so man
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i was like yeah get him
the book is good
come on chop chop get with it
What if they were doing like a fake out and they're like, we're actually
We're having Ruzo
What woke here at TPUSA?
No, it's not being streamed on X, chatter.
Just means be on YouTube
I'm trying to imagine what the licensing issues are in X that don't exist elsewhere
Yeah, what the fuck is that?
Like, why would there be any licensing issues on X?
I feel like that's the one platform where full movies are posted.
Yeah, it's true.
People are like, fucking, Super Mario Bros. movie, the day after it comes out in 4K.
Yeah.
That was really funny.
Where's the event?
Come on.
Oh, they're not starting until halftime.
Yeah, we have like, uh...
Oh.
That was, like, two minutes left.
It's like 90 seconds left in the second half.
It's still six here.
Oh, great.
Well, we all knew that the Patriots' offense
was gonna be fucking electric.
This is a...
This has been a good game for me to watch on mute the entire time.
Yeah, I can't feel like nothing's going on, huh?
Chat, has anything gone on?
Has anyone been listening to the Super Bowl while also in this chat?
As a sports reporter, I just want to be aware of major sports storylines that definitely
may not be. Yeah, it's just probably like you were least involved in Super Bowl.
Watch this ever. I mean, yeah, I don't know why you suggested it. I didn't suggest this.
I was going to do this anyway, but this was your suggestion to come on while this was happening.
And I was like, all right, when I texted you and you were like, what time is the Super Bowl?
I was like, it might be a suboptimal viewing experience.
Yeah, I think it's working out, I think it's working out.
Or the system, darn it.
Oh, they're in decent field position, we'll get another point.
Yeah, they're gonna pick it.
Yeah.
This is the first year where I'm not even faking interest in it.
Like normally I go to a Super Bowl party and I'm like, oh yeah, go whatever team.
Okay, so I was thinking like three funniest fans you could have one announced at the TPSA
half-dump show.
Number one is probably Juju.
Just like a surprise appearance.
They're like the only act.
Two beats happening.
They would unfortunately be murdered.
Like some guy would shoot them.
Correct.
And three is why.
Why?
Because you did that, uh, Good Friday song, which is really funny.
I think Two Hollis.
That's pretty good.
Xavier Sobaes and Osamu-san.
No, Xavier Sobaes and Osamu-san are, um, they're anti-Zionists.
I know that's what I'm saying.
It would be funny.
I have this really stupid article that I've been wanting to write and I've just never
done a run to it, but I think it's pretty good.
be funny. I have this really stupid article that I've been wanting to write and I've just
never done a run to it. And I have to wait until I have the sub-set to do it, but the
premise is like, okay guys, I'm not happy about this, but because of this deal as a
design management, I have to post articles by the foreword. Again, I think it's stupid
too, but I'm trying to buy a place and it's not the assholes here. And the article, it's
It's just like a face-after picture of me being old, and the article is like the 10 most Jewish drill rapper, Drill Rapids all time.
And it's all like, it's like comparing King Bond to Israel.
Oh, Israel is like GDs.
I mean look man, that one may actually be kind of fair.
TBUSA jumped from 400k live viewers to 900,000 live viewers in literally 60 seconds, so they're bottom the fuck out of this thing.
No, they would never do that.
They uncoct the metrics.
Yeah, yeah.
And everyone who's watching, by the way, has a family of 100.
So like grain carton, what's 100 accent?
900,000 times 100?
That's at least 950,000.
Yeah, 9 billion people are watching right now.
I can't even... I mean, it is, though, like, whenever, like, a daily wire, like, thing comes out and they have to come up with the, like, the most watched program by homeschoolers in American history.
Dude, dude, dude, you're gonna do that. I have to watch Pendragon's life a little bit this week.
Oh, God. Oh, Jesus.
I'm excited. This is like... well, I'm used to crap, but I love watching and certain things. Like, I love The Reliant. I love... like, I say after this, 33 AD.
Well, yeah, I partied recently. All I had to do was say, hey Felix, what's the movie about Christian time traveler killers?
And immediately Felix was like, uh, stop it!
Legitimately like a great movie. I love them.
The universal soldier feel like, I feel like...
It's kind of like subversive. The thing about how they make fucking Brant the Operator, the Thief who's crucified, like it's awesome.
It's a legitimately fucking awesome movie and it's not like it's pretty woke actually like they go to great lengths to be like
No, like the Muslims wouldn't do this. It's just like this guy's like fucked up
Which is like as woke as you can get for those movies
I have actually
One article I've been thinking about over like top five
Representations of Islam in Hollywood and like because I've been thinking of course a lot lately about how like the Jack Ryan Amazon show
snuck in under, like, you know, kind of without anybody noticing, one of the great Islam plots of all time.
Wait, which is it?
So it was their first season, and it was, okay, you know how ISIS is really bad?
But what if we came up with a terrorist who unites the Shia and the Sunni?
Oh my god, they do that in homeland.
Yeah, it's like an amazing, I love that.
And they do that in, uh, Ben Shapiro's novel, True Allegiance?
It's like, to me, it's like the most young cons-range thing, like, if we put together, like, if we put together,
together if the she is in the soonies put together a fucking team view that was
like early Obama neo-counselor like Obama like Obama doesn't realize that
like they've unified Islam secretly in Iran well yeah I'm like a dumbass
relative who's like conservative he's awesome the most employed man
I'm not gonna like get beat in film, but I remember an argument he had got until like 2007
I was like how can you possibly find it in WMD's?
Like there are WMD's, they're just hidden in Syria, and it's like yeah, you know the two bath parties that get along the baths
Syria and the baths
Well that's why I mean in general like like Israelis and like like Middle East like Chauvinists let's call them
like you know they do really believe that like the only thing like stopping
like all Arab and Muslim peoples from getting along is like if they just could
like stop fucking arguing about the size of their different rugs or whatever
yeah like they have like they're they're like they're like terrified of the idea
that they go all gang up one day and like wipe out Israel they think which you
know they think it's like Islam insha Allah if there was like you know how
backpack this is my favorite trope in backpack wrap how like when they
whenever there's like a thing like Kendrick versus Drake they're like it's a distraction. Oh my god.
There was a back pack rapper who was like the succession of Abu Bakr versus Ali it's a distraction
and at least 80 percent of Muslims were like oh yeah I guess it kind of is. I mean they have also
this like I mean very legitimate anxiety I think where it's like they they also are aware that it's
It's like, well, we can't actually let people think
that like Muslim or Arab societies are at all
they're pluralistic or have the capacity to be it.
So we need to make them appear as like, you know,
psycho and single-brained or whatever,
as we want ourselves to be.
Okay.
I saw some shitty movie where...
Guy who's in my chat who was saying,
I think it's a real shame that you're not showing
bad money making history,
doesn't understand how copyright works.
Or how anything works.
No, you can't even, you can just look at your phone.
Like you could probably like go outside and watch.
Yeah, you could really go out and have it.
He's literally like, oh, you're deliberately showing us
Turning Point USA instead of the bad bunny,
like making history Super Bowl halftime show.
Doug, the Super Bowl coffee is so insane,
you can't even say the Super Bowl in the fucking app.
Okay, do you want us, do you think we want to be doing this?
No, I do.
You're just civic obligation.
You're just civic obligation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
For me, this is civic obligation.
No, this is, I would do this.
I don't, okay, I'm gonna chill on this bit
because I do think this is like someone who was born in 2016.
Like this is like a nine year old who still lives
in soft spot.
Like this is not, also what kind of,
like I'm sorry, I love that money, it's awesome.
But like, what kind of history is he going to be doing
at the Super Bowl half time show?
How come Bad Bunny doesn't eat my words? I hope he just fucking comes out and it's like so insane
and people are just like, people just get up in a rage and start like attacking their ice headquarters
like the federal headquarters. Oh dude, he's doing like covers of Julia Boutros songs?
That would be...
You know Julia Boutros, everyone's screamed, I'm gonna fuck up the Boutros.
People, people...
Lukewine. Fuck.
People leave the DSA because they are like, oh no, the Vanguard is established.
like there actually are there's the proletarian armed revolution tomorrow
that's what I was saying the spontaneous revolution and have what there was
supposed to be but I didn't charge my phone
so far that's two people in your chat they're gonna kill themselves
that's a good day folks that's like if you think about I've seen those like
an answer is that as there was like you know 45,000 people kill those like every
Second to you per like a 12 hour stream. That's like pretty good. No, I'm saving people
Yeah, like no offense if you're related to those people or you are those people, but um
If you're making heaven crowded and you appreciate that. Yeah. Yeah, that's so crazy. Yeah
I mean this one like a like this
Do they just not have like a Jewish guy in the ad agency the hires that come up with this shit? Yeah, how do you how do you talk about?
Yeah, it's a very good. That's why
They were like, oh yeah, he's Jewish, he's from Israel.
But like, don't you also think about like,
there's that awesome tape of her being like,
okay, y'all, this is the biggest event in history.
And then she remembers like, oh, also my husband's dead
and I'm really sad.
But like, okay, let's say that Erica Kurtz metrics are real
and like 10 million people are going to come to,
if you add up every stop on the tour,
just like statistically at least out of 10 million people at least like 100 are pedophiles.
Probably way more than that but I'm being generous because like they're going to happen
too. Everyone who goes to this is going to have it. Come on, Erica.
Another big jump from 1 million to now 1.4 million out of nowhere.
Yeah, well it's people who just got off work. Sorry, us conservatives actually got to do
All the great Puerto Ricans out there,
to all the half-Ricans and to all the soda-Ricans like me.
Happy proud day.
Is that John Liguzino?
Woo!
Whip-ah!
Whip-ah!
Happy Puerto Rican day.
He honestly looks great.
He's like 60's that he looks like.
He just kind of-
As a former Mario Brothers actor.
Oh my god, that's right.
He, I actually saw a movie recently,
I saw his screen debut recently.
A movie by Paul Morrissey from the 80s called Mixed Blood
in which he plays a gang member and the boss is a Brazilian matriarch on the
literary side
and uh... let me tell you, John DeRuiz, I don't know
quite the... oh my, he fucking would
he's so annoying
he's so annoying
that's all, dude
fucking
jerk
a lot of you guys are being deeply anti-semitic that Adam pre-demand
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Turning Point USA All-American Half-Time Show.
And this one's for you, Charlie.
They fuckin' love those flottens as they do. They love the pyrotechnics.
You know, I just said they weren't gonna do pyrotechnics.
Who's won pyrotechnics? That was just Charmy and Spirit was running around.
It all went off.
Oh shit, look.
Oh.
What's their album?
What's their like, Steve Meltz?
Steve, Steve Meltz
Steve Meltz
Steve, the Colin Puck, just did an undercut.
Goddamn, it's Steve Meltz.
Steve Meltz, beat me.
Steve Meltz, beat me.
Yeah, yeah.
He's action jazz.
He's got his hate speech, man.
Yeah, he's got his hate speech.
Right on interview.
I'm gonna get my PC.
You're gonna use base? Like us?
Ha!
What the fuck?
That is like a lovely thing, but...
Or an episode.
Oh, but I love the way it re-champs your face.
No, no, that's pretty cool. That's what I'm gonna do.
I'm just gonna get anything.
You know what, I'm the unknown soldier of time.
Yeah, yeah, this guy is awesome.
Oh, hell yeah!
I got, those are, oh, that guy's awesome.
I love it when it looks like every single
of you just got to die as a man.
Yeah!
He's like, this is a band made of highly
skilled people who've discovered the body of this
soldier for years.
He's the guy that like, he's the USA based in the mall.
Oh, God!
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
Oh, it's nice, right? This is actually pretty cool.
Let me see, gentlemen, welcome to the All-Ogonian Cat's House show.
Let's get to it. This is real American.
Oh, yeah, who is that?
They always look like they're from the state race, as in Olympic sport.
Yeah.
Really?
You say that.
Um, but, you know, I was one myself, though.
As a man who's both German, Jewish, and Russian.
As a miscegenated American.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Those are two different things.
Dude, what the fuck is that hairline, though?
You're right.
Yeah, that's not true.
That's not true by John.
Yeah, he got like a sharp pattern going, like, it's like, you never want to be the first
guy in America.
Also, I thought the, okay, so here's a cultural force that is strong.
Force that has shifted dramatically in the last like ten years or so where they're like watching football is gay now
I guess yeah for a lot of these guys were things like post-blm, right?
But it's really interesting because like
They are now like participating in this event
instead of watching
The Super Bowl like that that makes no sense, but it's because it's all like
like performative like I'll I'm not participating in this it's like what's
the most annoying bad kids in those schools wait it's not live
really a cut yeah I'm sorry those even real chains making a microphone stand
I love that they were like, you know what's gay? Microphones.
Like, we have to make them cool and we don't ask you that.
Brass knuckles connects to a giant chain as our microphones stand.
Someone said, this is more homoerotic than Bad Bunny's performance ever could be. It's true.
And not a single bisexual is in sight here.
I don't really...
Anyone who says that doesn't have enough women in their lives because...
I'm getting word that every basement in America is flooding here.
Also, oh, there's the right stop.
There's country rap function.
Oh, I love that.
It was in blue.
Now it's small.
Jason Elgin is going to do a tough marriage.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You say that for like literally like to me like the actual length of this, not this yellow little, but like this is not really something that I would consider like, don't make me pop.
But he does.
Yeah, it's all this.
Yeah.
Because yellow is like a real shit.
Yeah, I know he actually heard that like he's like a, he's playing actually how a band plays.
And it's authentic because American is
American is a little bit of a weapon.
So it's all about, like, everybody knows
they don't like these things.
Yeah, but that is where the
So you're going to go.
Yeah, yeah, because you've got
a little bit of money on you.
What? I mean,
it's kind of perfect.
It's so ugly.
It's completely loose.
It's completely loose.
No, no, that needs to
How ugly.
Turn it all up.
Are you in America?
Okay.
It is very...
It is like, if every item of the journey is about $7,000.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So like, you know, when you go to like Northstrom or Bloomingdale's, it's like you're about
to drop a roll or you're looking for a specific stuff, like get personal shoppers, right?
Yeah.
You have to make appointments.
has like the zoomies, journeys, sensors, gifts, like reserves. Like, can they open up a vault?
Yeah, exactly. It's like, only, only, this is our collector's room.
Oh man, I, what am I, what am I, like, that's from, uh, from the other day when I was a boy.
And, uh, by the way there, I was, um, he's doing well now, but he, he was like,
He was fucking drunk with my driver, I have no idea.
And he owed like, three bucks.
And he was just kind of at it, like he wasn't...
No, he was like pretty bad at it, because there were so many times like...
I remember we were drinking our friend Daniel's basement, like all night when we were like, seven in.
And he pulled out of like the alleyway.
And sideways, like seven cars were on the road.
There was a lot of silence there as well.
And this was like, like we immediately get pulled over and I thought like, okay, well, we were going down like even though I didn't do anything, this is the situation where we're all going down.
It was to the point where I was like, I was handcuffed to my friend and I was just like, because I thought like we were fucked anyway, I like kind of picked up.
Um, and you let me like, you get a cigarette, I'm so fucked.
But really I was like never knew if I was trying to get him down, but somehow he didn't get arrested, I'll never understand, he was always doing shit like that.
I mean, Nick...
He drove so fast, like into a purple and suddenly he exploded higher, and then he like truly gets drunk after him, because he's like through his keys from rage and then he's like done.
He was like 17, so it's not like, you know...
I mean, Nick has a really good, like, here's a couple stories like that.
Where's the chat?
But my point was, we, you know, we like,
fucked up a car so much that it was in an impound lot for it.
You had to like, pick it up in there
because you got it up to the corner like.
And the people in the junkyard,
they tried to fix this car by putting it on a forklift
and raising it up.
And like, obviously like, ruined it.
Like it just died.
You think a forklift to the undercarriage would die.
But I'll never forget the guys who did that,
doing the wearing Oakley shit I'd never seen before.
Like, the guy who was doing it had driving a pork load.
Hey, did they have a challenge?
He was wearing Oakley's that ends of the stems were ear buds.
So he's listening to music wall,
he's like, fucking my crap, Tara.
And if you're big enough shit head,
they'll give you shit.
Bad money at the time.
Bad money at the time is underway.
We can't watch the bad bunny performance, right?
Like we'll get fucking destroyed, right?
I can watch it tomorrow, chef.
Yeah, this is music that is not for checking mic, right?
Yeah.
It's like so crazy because like this is just like, it's like, alright, I'm watching the world's most boring concert in Vegas and that
I see on Pablo's screen, like, sugar plantation.
I've never heard of her before
Wait is there a link to the bad book chat send me a link and I'll put a side-by-side silence
Yeah, yeah, so you can see it silently. Yeah, it is worth like drinking in
Can someone send me
This is like
Barely
I like that you're wearing a panty.
Oh yeah, no, I'm not.
Why is she doing that?
To like, reclaim it?
Didn't they all get mad at those Australian women in that office for wearing that?
No, they just got mad at them like...
Pretty average, they say.
They're just like, oh I'm sorry, women having joy to breathe in the office?
Yeah, she's not like that.
She's like, she's not like...
Like, look at the difference in like, everything that's going on.
Well, they're just showing like...
Oh, God.
Like, it looks awesome. It looks fucking awesome.
Yeah, he looks awesome. The whole thing looks cool.
Oh, my God.
Last three minutes of the combat, I didn't even play the audio.
I didn't even play the audio. I just showed...
I just showed it for a second. Okay, it's gonna be fine
It's this girl got the slot because like her dad was one of the guys that
Bro, you're going to jail
Robert Kratz can put me in jail and not even for anything
They took it that here's the RIA credit to Russia for like $9 billion over I think that
Because Russia's just like oh, yeah, you go in Russian Facebook like whatever the fuck it's all okay for the other one
Okay, that room you get to every movies on like pretty much every movie like shit that is a god
Probably on there. I just really loved their energy
What I said that they're resisting me though that's what I mean
Yeah, with a pleasure name is Abby
I have you bet I try stop trying to figure that out
She's getting abducted by what the fuck the production quality isn't a house
So well getting a yard by an athlete
Yeah, he's pretty good.
Yeah.
Literally, it's so boring that the stage life just big default.
No, with those 10 screens, dude.
I cannot, it's unbelievable, the fucking juxtaposition that I'm looking at.
It's not like...
It's a good bad life to legitimately have to be into this shit and be like, actually,
I hated that crap where it was choreographed and it looked great.
I love it.
This is real pain in the...
Yeah, I love supporting like, Money on the Rage, dude.
I mean, the thing is, they're recreating, like, Trump-1 era liberalism, where Jell-E-Roll is their liberal, like, that's obvious.
This is your cultural breadline, actually.
Yeah.
You enjoy this.
They know that this sucks.
They're like, it's actually important to watch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're doing this as a part of-
Yeah, the same way that my dad was like, no, you have to watch Masterpiece Theatre tonight.
There's like a fucking Mormon parent in Northern Arizona who's like,
if you don't watch this great glimpsing, then we're gonna have a problem, okay?
I can't wait. I think it's only one more year of NACs.
People could serve a bit more than that.
That's gonna be so good. It'll be like Jeff Dye,
and it'll be like I'm retiring from comedy because of family court.
Nothing's funny after this fucking Alan Mone.
I
Think it's gonna be Adam Pearl as he's going through another divorce now
And I think that like when he gets to the end of this one
We're gonna he's gonna hit that point where he's gonna like like he will go
No, I think I am an audience someone is getting married on there. What the hell?
Lady guggers on
Are you fucking kidding me?
So that prediction market thing was this guy put in all this money on her. Yes
That's crazy. He must have had insight. Yes. Shockingly. Wait, what? You're telling me the
prediction work is? Wait, you mean Yanis would never do that to me. No. There's one thing we know
NBA players love doing. It's not game. Oh, you know, he is Greek. I thought I literally thought you
You might be honest here, I'll fuck you.
Like you did.
But going back to Adam Carolla, I will always, like, I will always sit and sit and have a grill with him.
So he was so fucking funny on the line.
And not just on the line, but those bullshit like MTV shows where he's like him and his friends making fun of music videos.
He was really funny until about like 2005.
But when he was funny, he was really...
And he's the least evil guy from the World War 1 program.
Dr. Drew is way worse. Dr. Drew is actually like a...
The launch crew, Milano.
Dr. Drew in most countries that have had a socialist character or something like that.
Yeah, this is Lee Bryce!
But...
Whoa, we'll turn this off.
Whoa, this guy is awesome.
I love wearing a leather jacket and then cuffing the arms on your leather jacket. Only one arm, though.
Yeah, he's rolling with his sleeves.
Oh my god, every Debra's gonna see his wet right now.
We're going to watch it.
Yup.
He's really sticking there.
He's being jacked in by all of these people.
I mean, I assume there's maybe some lag,
I could be streaming it like, but like, that is not,
they're not even close enough.
There's no way there were a curse.
Like, all of these rich countries,
who is this person getting married instead of Chad?
The contrast is perfect.
There's people getting married during the death money thing,
and like, there are probably two wars happening here.
You're having so much fun!
We're watching a divorce in music.
Yeah, yeah!
It's how you play it.
You play it all the time.
He's our cougar, man!
It is kind of like how would you do if you were walking in the house?
He looks like if T-1000 was trying to play jazz in Missouri,
This is how he would dress. He's so well-manicured, but I'll pull off that face.
That is what's so funny. Look at that.
Because their arm hair is like super symmetrical and shimpy.
His eyebrows are fucking perfect.
And they got so much like cosmetic surgery done to him.
You can tell he's got that plastic ass face.
He's like, I'm a bad boy, but it's like, come on, bro.
You look like every plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills.
He's good. He is.
He does kind of look Iranian.
He is good.
Yes!
Like, he kinda looks like an idiot.
He's on the command center now.
Yeah.
He's on the command center.
You're like, oh, hold on.
Who is the speller from Encino?
He's definitely getting his eyebrows
shredded in Glendale.
Ha ha ha.
Drink my beer.
I'll drink my beer with my clothes on.
This is just so, like, if I was a fucking
shapekicker, idiot, dumb, dumb.
I would be insulted by this.
Because it is.
It's just like.
Give me jelly roll.
Yeah.
Not even that.
It's like
Junior it was like the shittiest fucking act he gave his Grammy doing little boy
God damn it look it
Like they're having so much fun
And then you go back to this
Ricky Martin is there Hassan Abbey head
Did he really? Yeah, he follows me on Instagram. That's pretty cool. I was like that.
He's one of those celebrities that I've never told anyone about.
One of the realest. Yeah, most celebrities have.
Goddamn, man. The lighting.
I
So lonely like the contrast of this like other loneliness and like
Wait, what the fuck I oh no, I bricked it. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh
No chat too many people can do
chat we bricked it well that's what happens when you what happened million
live viewers all right well I my fucking Google is like oh shit oh thank
God oh my god I was so scared
USA he has like the worst you have 50 Bob Kraft interviews open-sighted
It's always that way it goes. It's like, oh wait, I have to find the clip and then there's like, it's like,
ah, clavicular, robber-crab, oh, there we go.
It takes everything in my body to like, not like, clean up his tabs, when I'm right there.
Yeah, alright, someone link me to Thing again.
Someone link me to TPUSA, it's probably from a page on YouTube, let's be real.
Yeah.
Let's be real, it's probably right there.
Yeah, it is right there.
Oh my god.
Wait, it went from 1.4 million to 800,000? What the hell?
Wait, well, um, where's it now have to wait did people are donating bro?
Miss you so damn much Charlie. Okay, that's going to Eric and Kurt
Don't even bring this is like
Yeah, it's like living in the fucking Pacific,
how it stays to be like,
DJ and Eve, you need my money more than me.
Yeah, I like what you guys do with it better.
You guys have been lighting the world off fire,
you need to be recognized for it.
I feel like I'm the first person on the planet
to know about her.
Yeah.
You know who cares about the memory of Charlie Kirk
more than anybody?
That's right.
When Charlie was in the real world,
Yeah, man, this is awesome.
You do so much of it.
The FAA, man.
Also, this is not 800,000 people watching.
Yeah, sorry.
My chat is fast, apparently.
Yeah, it's crazy, dude.
Okay, I see these guys
who never hung out,
most of my videos are fake.
We don't feel the need to like fog up chat.
We're not, we're not,
we're not playing on audio or anything.
We're not like, we're doing American dance.
Look he's brought out all the flags!
Oh, he's got BSL guys on him.
I'm just kidding.
They got the real pyrotechnics, also known as fireworks.
I thought he wasn't going to do any politics. What is all these flags, man?
I'm just kidding.
Great pyrotechnics going on.
I think it's because they were charlie go back
You look funny
Okay, everybody talks about like there I do like seeing her
our take the path it has been I do wonder if like would he have had any influence at all
and like keeping her at like two feet of height.
I don't know because they would stop talking through the camera.
Oh dude, hell yeah, kid did the rock is on, that's my chill, oh nice it's like it.
So for the record they timed him so that Kid Rock went on after Bad Bunny was done.
Officer, are they gonna claim whatever happens after they went into the heavy hit?
Yeah, that's so true.
He's literally going head-to-head with the fucking Spedka ad right now.
Well that's like, that's what you're kicking off. Like, it's incredible.
Yeah.
Cause he would have crushed it.
Yeah, he would have let the Super Bowl have to have it.
This is what you get at this time.
What you want to have is you want to make sure that the side is way smaller than the stage.
It's actually like a really good framing device.
He did the fucking side that pop up in the bottom of the stage.
Yeah, but he didn't get a lot of lead.
if not Saiga was caught oh oh he's wearing a black hat to ball it wait no he's a
white hat pedophile bro he was black hat pedophile implies he was doing it for
because he loves fucking kids
oh I want to be a different man did he just
wow just meant George
Yeah, you know
Like the the non-liberace
They're caught they're not pretending that it's like look at that
In the outfit, I mean it's so it's like dude. I just like when they have to cut around in a movie where it's quite seems they're obviously not
Yeah, that's like doing modern sick old movies. Yeah
I would rather watch the generative AI ad
then this fucking thing yeah this is my pretty ass it's like this is like a like
how do not kill yourself if you're like this is my life yeah if you're like this
is my life this is all all my joy I like I can't fake fucking enjoying this
god it's so sad
It looks like he forgot his performing that day.
Yeah, it's like literally like uh, like who styled him?
Like he has no-
Very authentically, this is-
Okay, I do love the fucking TV USA chat because I have seen some Israeli flags going in there.
I think they can't go to the church.
What?
They've got a meagre fun toy yet.
They've got a mastery commander.
I think that's the guy that got canceled.
There's like one guy who got kicked from the...
No, no, no, no.
Was this the challenge?
Yeah.
I thought he was a violinist, though.
There was a classic recently, a thing about like a...
Yeah, because he said really racist shit.
And then he like, and they got fired from a different orchestra.
In a new orchestra, like, because of different ones
and hiring him.
And he like, might need like a conservative DEI
whining thing about it.
So like, they're leading the Justice Department,
Harvey Dylan, who's the director.
Thank you.
I can't do that anymore.
It's just a white night game for me.
If they had any understanding of the culture, they would do a real live rendition of We Are
Charlie's Right.
Absolutely.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a fucking...
Because that would actually be...
That would go viral.
That would be a huge...
Oh man.
That would be more discussed, but it's stupid.
Doing a performance of We're Charlie's Right and then having a competition with the TPSA
youth soccer game, or whatever they call it.
The TPSA essay?
Yeah.
What is this gay shit bring back kid rock that is like crazy to think of when you're
Like the Super Bowl is famous for like these switch ups of the song, the badly thing, and
you know, and like the TPSA version of that is like, well, what, this is Ben Shapiro's
idea today.
That's also what makes me think.
Do you know if there's anyone in the TPSA that would like to play?
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our product, Robert Richie.
Wait, that's all they got Kid Rock for?
Who's have a song?
No, no, no, no!
Now it's a man.
Kid Robert Richie.
Now it's a man.
Oh, Robert Richie is cute.
Richie is kid rock
Wow look at the Wardrobe change
to think as a liar he can always put a brain check in his head
he's had work done
yeah
to think as a liar
to think as a liar
I mean he doesn't look as good as Trump
I wouldn't know the mentality of the old lady that's typing USA with the flag
because I know who's driving today
it's really black
I like the real talk.
I like the crowd.
Because I do feel like I'm on a roll.
He's so proud of you.
Yeah, I'm practically Chris Christoffers.
Yeah.
We got an acoustic fucking kid right here.
Wait, put her down.
34 USA's Rolls-Royce blizzards.
Yep.
That's a great turn of yours.
Now that's a good one.
I was wondering if you had some of the old, old, new, and old suits.
I mean, like, what was his voice like?
Oh yeah, that's a good one.
That is, like, one of the funnier e-lunchies that, like, there's this song,
I don't know, probably, but real well, in Twitter crash, he like fired everyone, and he's like,
I couldn't see how much he was doing, so I was like, no, it breaks more than ever.
He didn't know what happened, like, wasn't everything.
Like, in people, because obviously everybody in Chad is like 10, so like, you don't remember this,
but like, there was a period from like 2006 to 2012, where it just broke all the time,
And like, it was constant, it was not until they fixed it, because they drew up and it was real.
It came from every view.
What did you just say, Michael?
I'm not even listening to this one.
Yeah, if you took acid with the acid capel during the song, you would be playing the whole trip.
If you imagine being a vocalist, I would like to jump up to them though.
Yeah, actually, you were worm-lit.
Something?
No.
Like the frangalist in the middle of the stage voices, that guy at the 50s.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm trusting right out of the window.
Yeah, that's what he actually wasn't, Joe.
He heard this song.
Dude, I had the fans copy of this.
Well, and then he was like, I've heard this song, now I have to tell the whole world what this guy has been doing.
And they're like, well, now we have to throw you out of a hotel.
The reason Daniel Ellsworth was getting an electric car is because of this.
Is that a good thing to see too?
It really is.
It's a good thing to have a lot of people watching this.
Yeah, it actually stopped this.
And it was really important that we get it.
Like, it hit you like,
Ron Schneider is the best male cat.
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was thinking about this,
you remember when you were a kid,
you were like,
you keep saying,
they're always like,
you can beat that when you're old,
but then you're like,
I've never heard of your music before,
but I'm gonna buy it every few weeks.
This is like the reason I just looked at the music.
Like I used to zoom it all down a little bit.
No, I thought they know it doesn't.
No it doesn't.
There's really good music.
Most of it is very good.
You know it's like they have to work on something.
I want to honor God on all that I do. I want to be a great husband, a great father. I want to serve in this country.
Yeah
What's really heart killing at the beginning?
That's it, yeah.
Like when it starts, I mean it's good like look at that.
Like he's really good at the stage.
Where are they throwing tomatoes?
Chad!
They're not throwing tomatoes, Chad!
Have this beautiful mission.
What the fuck?
Maybe...
I think those are hearts.
No, they were tomatoes.
No, they're hearts.
tomato Felix they were there are okay Charlie's favorite food was spaghetti
sauce wow they're like they're like getting it to him that's he would be
like of my favorite food is pasta with butter not even that he just likes the
sauce he has a weird sense of that bad is it that was the that was a rough man
Benny Johnson, you lied to me.
Benny, I think your events, they're great.
I don't like what happened to me in the bathroom.
That was your first strike out.
What was Benny's promise?
Oh, just that it was gonna be this thing.
This, this, this, this.
That was a prerecorded two song set by Kid Rock.
That was Lip Sync, heavily.
Oh, come on.
Adam Wren.
Adam Wren, why are you smiling?
Senior national political correspondent at Politico, I swear, if you believe this, okay, you should be institutional.
If you had a run, if you believe this, over the course of one elevator ride, I could convince you that I could get you pregnant.
Like, this is, like, you should not be legally allowed behind a fucking wheel if you genuinely were like, wow.
Well, okay, conspiracy theory, Adam runs secretly like a past job.
He's like super at win and he's trying to get the hashtag.
I don't believe six million started.
He's just, he's that political.
No, what was the number you ambushed me with the other day, son?
Oh, okay, you're making it seem like I was saying that.
No, no.
Well, no, it was like.
No, I was teaching them about.
I was putting them on new anti-Semitism
that they were not aware of, 241,000,
or 271,000, one or the other, I don't know.
Because when I first saw the number,
I was like, I didn't even know
what the fuck this is a reference to,
and I was like, oh my God, it's like,
they're saying this is the real number.
No, but the worst part was that I actually didn't know
the specific thing the song was telling me.
It was more just that like, if the song turns to me
and says, hey, what does this number mean?
And it's like a number in the hundreds of thousands,
and it's like, huh, why would he ask me
about a context-less number?
he's probably looking at some Nazi slot which means that it's probably a number of
like I immediately into it is he's talking about he nailed it like it was
like oh that's how much the Nazis think like that's the real number I was
talking to Jasper and I was like putting him on game I was like you don't
understand like because I guess he's not as online so he was just like not
Everybody sticks their head in the toilet.
Yeah, he's not as online, and he's
like oblivious to the new types of anti-Semitism
that Felix and I sit around and invent.
So he's, well, Felix is not here right now.
He can't defend himself.
But I was explaining to him that there's
this new meta where they say that the number of 6 million
is wrong.
It's 271,000, just to be clear.
I didn't just casually go, hey, how
How many Jews do you think died in the Holocaust?
Right, I'd give or take 200,000.
That's not what I did.
Please help.
I put all my money, including my 401k on a couch.
You bet the kid rock would perform.
We are Charlie Kirk.
I'm in financial ruin.
It is like the biggest, I mean, although I think it is
because the irony is that like part of what has made
Erica Kirk into part of the meme is the fact that like,
it does seem like it genuinely irks them.
that like, they, that, like-
This chat.
Or their chat.
No, like, like Erica Kirk, like Erkz,
like her and her cohort or whatever.
But they can't, they have no like motion to make sure-
Well they have no control, like they view it as like
just tasteful and like rather than do what normal people
would do, which is like you roll with it and like
ride that wave.
They're like, you know, I want us to try and stand
before this.
Oh, the little kid that he gave the Grammy to
was Liam Ramos, the five-year-old taking my eyes.
Oh my God.
Oh, he's so goaded.
He is incredible, man.
That's cool.
That's really cool.
That's so cool.
This is like the image that you guys probably were watching
unless you were through.
Well, we were watching on Microphone Stand
Made of Chains.
Apparently.
Yeah, I was watching on the other side.
It's like a little kid and his dad sitting at home
watching Bad Bunny.
He's like, Grammy speech, and then Bad Bunny walks up
and gives the Grammy to the little kid.
Turns out the little kid is the five-year-old that
kidnapped by ICE and sent to the facility in Texas. Liam Ramos. Wait, that's not him?
No. No, that's actually a five-year-old who's in ICE.
It's a different kid. Oh, so that's just fake news.
Damn, we got owned by fucking fake news on Twitter.
We do, too. Going back to the Holocaust, don't we're saying it?
I just think it's like how, like there's only like denial and then like low-falling the numbers,
But when people look all the numbers, it's always like still a few hundred thousand how come there isn't someone who's like
100 people die
A weird
That is literally mr. Show sketch like but the largest number like oh, yeah
we killed
42
I think it'd be really funny if you there was a guy who was like it's five point nine nine nine nine
Like oh, yeah, just a really
Writing it. Yeah, a guy who's just like really adamant that it's it's off
Was like a 5545 issue
That's how Democrats would do it. What do they mean they cut the end of the ad they got rid of the
They cut the Bilal part. They didn't want any muscle in it. Yeah
Yeah, Focus Group didn't like it.
I want to clarify through your chat that you actually opened up a window where the game
is playing right there.
Yeah.
I appreciate it.
Yeah, I did that for you.
Thank you.
Well, then that was nice to see him like a nice emotion.
Okay, so what?
What are you?
Take your interest in the Seahawks.
Wait, they did.
They did cut it because he goes, thank you Bilal at the end of it.
What's your name?
Indian?
David?
Yes.
Malal?
No, he goes, what's your name?
Bilal.
And they cut the Muslim part out.
No, no, no, no, play it.
Look.
Yeah, you're stripping.
What's your name?
Indian?
David?
Yes.
Malal?
He's saying he just says Bilal.
Yeah, like his name is Bilal, which I noticed because I was like, oh, to add it to the
entry, they may have not only black but Malal.
to add it to the entry, they may not only lack a mongrelum.
So the second part is what they cut.
But this is how it ends in the Super Bowl adder, I guess.
Thank you.
Oh, no, that's even worse, dude.
They went from, here's my name on the human being, too.
When you think about it, Jews and Blacks, same,
He turned the wall into like, um, he's like a bagger, Vance, like an aphor.
True! It is like, he does feel a little green-mile.
I mean, maybe it's just like a brief version, you know?
Like, it's like the 15... I mean, I don't know if this is...
There was a way, there was an RFK-Mahaa ad too.
Chas, send me the RFK-Mahaa ad right now!
Our okay is so fucking annoying, dude.
I think he's... sexy.
I really...
Do you think they watched my reaction to it?
Yeah, they did.
They're really tuned in to everyone.
We saw, they literally have like the fucking
Jason Bourne room, the command room, the command center.
What if they run it again and you watch it
and like the wall's gone and it's just like,
it's Charlie Kurt.
That would be goaded, that would be the best at.
Yeah, that would actually, that would show their kind of hip.
Like, Kirkifying is like a humorous whole.
What is this?
This is special.
It says it's this, XQC, Smartest Man.
The smartest man in the world likes PC.
People still pay like $1,000 to go to the game.
But people take $1,000 of the game.
I mean, it's kind of disrespectful, right,
to make the experience all for somebody else,
whether they're people that actually go there
and they're the number one customer base.
I don't think it's fair.
I think it's kind of like that.
Is he saying that the...
Yeah, I'm sure it should be about like the audience members.
I'm saying...
What is he saying?
You're saying that when you go to the Super Bowl, if you're paying money to be there, then the performance should at least be in your life.
I'm accustomed. Doesn't that mean anything?
Excuse me, my snickers. No, that's like...
It's funny because he doesn't speak English.
Yeah, and well, he thinks it's true, actually.
Like, bad bodies speaks better English than XCC.
XCC is like...
Also, I don't know if XCC watched the video that we watched, but everybody seemed just fucking fine.
I mean, yeah, also the idea that like people people who only speak English can't listen to bad bunnies music
I mean, it's so or that there can't be a country where people speak
Well, there can't be like a bilingual country. Yeah, like the one he lives
Yeah, like hey, it makes it even funnier because he's from love out and yeah first language like fucking Quebec while French
So also the audience at any given Super Bowl is mostly chief marketing officers. Yeah
Yeah, that is what it is.
Yeah, literally it is just a guy who laid someone off to decide who he is.
That thing like everyone who goes to Super Bowl is like Axl Rose in the Welcome to the Jungle video.
They're just all hicks who are walking up the box chewing hay.
Yeah, that's how it is. That's the primary audience.
I think the old one cropped together.
Let's hear it. Let's hear it.
I hope I only hear it.
Let's hear what the rest of his argument is.
And even though I don't even know if they listen to bad bunny songs, I think it's just kind of a mess just because people won't really jump around and sing the songs and for the people that are paying to take it to go to the ball, they might argue, but it's a big deal by the day.
is that funny
He is like the most popular artist in the world. It's not especially close right now
Like he's like seven year old and like the Grammys are not like the Oscars where it's like kodo wins best picture
It's like typically it goes to the most popular person
This isn't yet or the least the person who had the song that everyone heard the most that year
This is such like a seven-year-old shit where it's just like oh, I've never heard it. No one likes it forget it Jake
It's Kevin Kwok
Probably the best confidant Friday or ever
To sing some songs along and show that and
They don't begin today. I don't think I agree with that. I think I think it's just I think it's bad
I was literally gonna say I don't think I agree with that like what you missed the meeting
The protocols the Elders is I am but then he's also in it
They're like all right. We can't start until he's here all the Latin
What is someone like snooker
How come no sir in a mansion? No, I mentioned sir in them. Let's see. Let's see. Oh
well, it's a guy on a will he say I get it's not in the worst parameters here, but I consider
it part of the Latino world. I was about to say this is a little bit. Yeah, many are saying
true. I also I'm not bored with it. We're being real. He should be mentioning all the
the global Latina belt countries in general.
Lebanon!
Lebanon is like, I would like more Latino than a lot of places.
Yeah.
I, yeah.
I hope he says Cuba.
Lebanon is like the hottest country in the world.
Like the biggest average country in the world.
You know, the biggest country in the world.
I'm not done.
Yeah.
I'm not done.
Yeah.
What does it say on the ball, like, no human is illegal or some shit, no.
He is, people are going to yell at me because everybody loves bad money so much and they,
like, there's no slander allowed, but he is somewhat unathletic for, like, how in shape
he is.
surprising and I say this as a guy who's also like not very good with my body
movement okay what does it say is you really want to get in touch with your
body every morning you gotta wake up and do like 10 minutes crab walking are you
insane he's in the WWE okay WWE is actually pretty shut the fuck up
cracker. Hey, you can't talk about bad money like that. Yeah, the reason why I really love
my buddy is because he like keeps dislocating his knees. Yeah, that happens. That's something
that has happened to me. And so I feel like it's very personable. Shout out to my friend
Brandon from Minnesota piece watching
he
he was like an amateur MMA fighter and
Pretty good with Cluj's wrestler and he was a bit trampoline placement
You know those like skies on that place to me and he was trying to like out alpha everyone by jumping higher than anyone
And he fucking he came up super high
Assistant and landed in between true trampolines and got me barred by the trampoline and tore up MCL
I feel this is like everything that's I guess some shit. I would use the need
Dude Mike Tyson is doing a mile ahead my sister name was the need she died of obesity at 25
I wonder what
I was so fed nasty. I will eat anything if they both committed
What thing are they both into oh?
Wait also, this is like
If this is a horrible ad, it is a terrible ad.
I was like 345 pounds for the livestream every hour.
I asked for myself hate when I was like that.
A little tear running down your fucking cheek, that's crazy.
That's powerful.
Self-hate when I was like that. I wanted to kill myself.
We're the most powerful country in the world.
We have the most obese, fudgy people.
Something has to be done by fucking food in this country.
I'm waiting for you to say that and I'm holding up with Apple.
And she's like, what's the action item from this ad?
Like eating apple with your friend?
Yeah.
I'm gonna get food.gov, baby.
Real food.gov.
God, I know they're like...
I mean, RK actually is like a pre-maligned input just as far as real world consequences
as a cabinet secretary.
Like he is, you know, f**king off research and s**t.
But not like, I would say, you know, fucking Hegzett is probably like a deeper blind influence,
but like no one in that entire fucking cabinet envoys me more than R.K.
He is just like an infomercial that you can't turn off.
Everywhere you go this fucking asshole is telling you to like shove lemons up your ass
and I've said it before, I'll say it again.
How come none of your stupid crap, eating worms, fucking taking a bug bath, whatever
or crap you do, none of it made your voice less annoying.
Like wouldn't that be just like,
that's the thing that really frustrates me,
because it's like, you don't look healthy at all.
Like you give off the image of pestilence
and it doesn't make any sense that this guy's supposed
to be the representative.
I have a theory about this,
because to me it's very similar to the Barry Weiss thing
where it's like, okay, from a distance,
there is no way that anybody can be like, wow,
this is like a really charismatic,
interesting, compelling person who like,
when I see on the camera,
I can see her on my TV screen,
I don't wanna throw shit at it,
I wanna hear what she has to say.
Cause it's like, you know, no, no,
like everybody knows that like,
she sounds really annoying and unpersuasive,
and everybody knows that RFK Jr. sounds like a Victorian,
like he has like Victorian diseases.
And like the actual thing though is that the people
who are like part of like, you know,
like their IRL aura, like the people
who influence their presence.
It's the fact that they have like some like enthusiasm
about the whole Semchrysma,
and that they surpass these nakedly annoying qualities.
That is what makes them so seductive.
Like the fact that he sounds like he swallowed
like a bunch of liquid silver.
It's like what makes him, like to that to Sony,
he's like, wow, this guy, he must mean something.
He's a Kennedy.
I don't know if this is a universal thing, also this might be one of those things where I think
I'm hitting on something that everyone has done, but I revealed myself to be insane
But when I was in high school, I would watch TV shows, like I watched Sopranos or Antherarch
And there was a character who looked like this, but he got a fitonimate
He was always nutting in people
And it was, I would think like, okay, it looks worse than me,
but he's definitely having more sex than me.
So he has some mitigating quality.
So he is like a thing that makes him cool.
So I just have to have like $10 billion.
Yeah.
The RFK or Barry for that matter, it's like,
they suck, but the people who,
first of all, they flatter the people around them,
but the people around them also think,
okay, well he has some mitigating quality that like,
it counteracts the thing about him
He's a Kennedy. She's like, she's lesbian but doesn't have blue hair.
Like it's very, it's just on the fucking nose of these people.
It's like, wow, I can't imagine why like the lady who's like, who like can string a sentence together
but why she personally loves Israel has impressed all of these rich donors.
And she works at the Wall Street and now the New York Times.
What's like, what?
And with Barry too, it's also a thing, like, she's abandoned all the pretenses of liberalism
and said shit like, oh, he's drunk, arranged him's syndrome.
But they still go, oh, she's a liberal because she's a lesbian and a Jewish.
And with R.K., I think it is just kind of like, if you're Trump, you like it, but he's
going, actually, he's like that.
For a guy who eats shit and is addicted to pseudofound, he's pretty healthy.
And yeah, I agree with that, and he also is, because he's like, whole attitude is that
Like it's actually cool if you're an obese piece of shit as long as you're eating beef tallow and like using slurs for everybody
Right right consume some that that's his health initiative is making all treats yummier
Like that was better when I was like awesome when he was doing like
What they're putting in the ice cream?
Yeah, yeah
Dylan you would not believe what they're putting in the snacks. Oh, man. Do you think that they're gonna have like
JD's punishment for like sucking is they're going to make him be someone's running mate
again and it's going to be 10 billion like he's going to speak to the dude's VP candidate.
Bro, they're doing 20, you're right by the way, they are doing 20CC and wokeness.
Okay, what do you think?
This is awesome.
Perfectly turning off the halftime show.
Let's rally together and show big corporations they can't just do whatever they want without
consequences, which equals viewership for them.
You are their benefit.
Realize you have power.
off this halftime a fake american citizen performing who publicly hates america i
cannot support that also jake ball lives in fucking portorego doesn't he
yeah he does yeah also i really like a kid mirror at the top okay well what do
you say a lot of stuff we can't read a lot of okay but we can read silently i
think i can say it what if i do a voice
I challenge the author of my favorite vlog ever, by the way, Victory Light.
Victory Light was so funny.
Yeah, here are some Facebook comments about the Bad Bunny thing beforehand.
This is what the Super Bowl handline show is going to look like on Sunday.
Will you be watching?
He'll know! He'll know!
No, and he'll know!
Not on any TV, I know!
Not on my TV, Ducks!
We won't know!
Not watching! Bad Bunny out!
I couldn't care less
Look up here by TV!
Bad Bunny know?
T-pussade yes!
T-pussade half time show!
Kid Rock and T-pussade for the win!
T-pussade for Mr. Half Time is T-pussade 100!
Only the game!
Half Time?
No, I'm just kidding, it's fine.
I just don't like the thing of how people,
all like their head is bouncing around the place.
I think it would be a better artistic direction.
It's like it's like if it was just your voice, you know Homer as the Japanese ad
Mr. Cowboys someone is that if someone made the whole mr. Sparkle animation
That would actually be pretty cool. So we got that we where's the Logan Paul response?
I'm trying to find here. This is what Logan Paul was asked about the bad
What if what did Logan Paul say about after they got back at that?
I could tell you whoa they asked Logan Paul. He's also in Puerto Rico
Oh, these guys hate him because Bad Bunny called him out for living in Puerto Rico for as a tax dodge.
Oh, yeah.
And like, just trying to find the island and not helping Puerto Rico at all.
Look at the techniques I have.
No.
Let's sort of point out that the list of guys that you've played videos of that represent
the anti-Bad Bunny sort of side of things are all deeply concussed.
That's a really big point.
He's an ex-QC.
Excuse me.
He's an ex-QC.
Excuse me.
He's the first case of getting concussed from Twitch streaming.
Actually, he's the first non-contact concussion in English, right?
Yeah.
Alright, let's hear what a normal guy thinks.
I show speed.
The news broke out that Bad Bunny's performing after Super War.
What do you think about that?
That's great.
That's amazing.
I know a lot of Bad Bunnies.
Bad Bunny's like the biggest artist, so it makes sense.
Feel free to.
I just saw Sabrina Carpenter at the other stream.
I don't think I could like, I think if she hung out with me for like an hour, she'd be
like, this guy's pretty cool.
Would you show her your Gmod?
No.
Your Gary's Mod?
That's like if she, that's if she was like, we shouldn't hang out again.
Well, Elkernel would be like, that'd be her opener to meet.
Can I come to you and have a sip of what you've had of GMO?
And I'd be like, I guess.
There's not a chair. You have to stand.
No talking to me.
Both the Paul brothers have been trying it for years to prioritize Puerto Rico's beaches.
When by law, they're meant to all be public.
They've gone so far as to hire private security harass people on the beaches near their homes.
That's so fucking gross.
I hate all private beaches.
San Juan is a real problem, especially there's a lot of attention drawn to it because of
all the crypto f**kheads who moved there.
Does Brock Pierce want to be spotted?
Brock Pierce, that guy f**king freaks me out.
He is so scary, he is a scary mother f**ker.
He is a real f**king creep.
But not because it's a two separate giant pedophilia scandal.
That is true, like many years apart, two different red-file rings.
Oh my god people are still people are still fucking defending bad money. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
No, don't
Boris Boris Sua for life am I saying it wrong? How do you say it?
We're equal for life.
Wait, that's how you try to say it?
You're going to draw attention to it?
It's getting worse!
Oh wait, Trump is a statement.
Trump is a statement.
This is real.
So wrong.
President Donald Trump on Bad Bunny's halftime show.
Nobody understands a word this guy's saying,
and the dancing is disgusting,
especially for young children that are watching from
are watching from throughout the USA and all over the world.
This show is just a slap in the face to our country,
which is setting new standards and records every single day,
including the best stock market.
Why did everybody not talk about the best stock market?
Why is it making a book here 401k?
There is nothing inspirational about this mess
of a halftime show and watch.
We'll get great reviews from the fake news media
because they haven't got a clue of what
is going on in the real world.
And by the way, the NFL should immediately replace
its ridiculous new kickoff rule.
He always talks about the kickoff rule.
It's really a-
Donald Trump actually knows nothing about football.
It is like nothing.
Which is okay if you're not pretending
like you have your knowledge.
Yeah, I don't know anything about football.
And he keeps on going.
Well, but it's like, I don't know what he wants
because like the thing is like the kickoff rule is made
is that like the kickoffs happen more.
Like they're more returned.
He just says this over and over again.
You're right, it does not make sense.
It's like, like legitimately, like it's,
they've made the rule better.
Like they made the rules that like,
people actually do try to return the ball now,
which means there is more action.
My take is that if you care about the ridiculous,
we kickoff rule so much that you talk about it all the time,
you don't actually care about the ball that much,
which is okay.
Except you're trying to be like the president of football.
You're trying to be the guy who loves sports.
And if you don't, stop pretending.
Wait, this means, this implies he didn't walk
and turn in for a USA app on show.
maybe he was he had a set up like ours yeah he had one yeah he like ahead I
don't see us I don't see a fucking first of all he did it publicly in Mara
Lagos who will know would be actually watch that's true he probably I mean
the truth is like he wants to watch it's like he's not gonna watch like the
fucking like TV USA like ball drop or whatever he's gonna watch Anderson
Cooper like getting drunk you know oh yeah yeah he's watching the real he's
He is like, I mean, half of his anxiety that motivates him is about never being fully accepted
by the liberal elites when he was like, seen as too vulgar, too brash, too rude.
And like, all he wanted to do was be a gay little Broadway musical producer.
And all of these other like societal elites never actually welcomed him.
And I think that's what, that is part of what motivates him to like fight back against the
lives because why the fuck would anybody should why would anyone know my
great incarnate like yeah putting together vanity fair yeah well that is
where it's also the like Donald Trump does cut like like senses of place do
not exist in America anymore because everybody's like like just like they
getting their shit from the same internet well or whatever but like Donald
Trump does come from like a time and place in a specific version of New York
where it's like if you were like him and you wanted to be seen it like I'm a
Russian tea room or whatever the fuck then it's like yeah great and Carter is
somebody in your vocabulary what though he looks like he looks hot more
well now for Matt Walsh okay you gotta see it he looks great he looks like
Bruiser no it's a horror movie that the people who watch this they should look
up the main I don't like it's a guy who looked the main guy looks like that it's
scary he did he get I like he looks like he has a plague powder max he looks
like he has fucking serotonin syndrome like the thing that happens with Molly
where you're I get huge yeah it's happening well but it's also I mean
like I'm trying to guess what's actually happening in this photo and is it like
four flashes went off at once it's got it but no one else seems to have that's
why like like the woman this guy looks so the woman in the foreground like we
see her tan someone someone like they a dark rage from DS1 did soldiering on him
or life-drawn that's the only explanation I mean I see this in like the theme from
scanner's plays in my head like his hair is also kind of doing like um like a
cat ears alright obviously one of the best parts about this is to look at the
hog meltdown that's taking place illegal aliens Laura Loomer says illegal
aliens the Latin hookers twerking at the Super Bowl not a single white
person or English translation at the Super Bowl. Isn't it wide enough for me?
Can't even watch the Super Bowl anymore because immigrants have literally ruined
everything. Yeah, you're a beautiful Anglo-Saxon woman. Yeah. Well, she wouldn't have an issue with one
other foreign country, of course. It was a certain Eurovision. Having the
happenstance of your biggest fame of the year in a language almost none of your
lifelong fans like yourself, Matt Walsh. We all know that you are a huge football fan.
Almost none of your lifelong fans can understand while waving the flags of
countries that none of them are also an amazing wordsmith just a great yeah that
is one can a sentence flow too well comma is the biggest fuck you that I've ever
seen of corporations I think do its own consumers I'll be honest I think when
they you know like the like the you know pregnant women were taking
thalidomide and then it deformed their kids that was a bitter that was a little
a little bit more of a fuck you.
No, not as bad as I thought.
You know.
You guys wanna know what I think?
I think that the corporations are still actually
following along and thinking that like,
Woke isn't back.
Yeah.
And that's part of the reason why like,
this Pursuper Bowl halftime performance,
judging bad bunnies like political activism
in his commentary,
could have been infinitely more woke.
And they definitely put the,
they definitely pumped the brakes.
Yes.
Right?
And they said it too.
They said, I think, what was it?
the commissioners all day, like I said,
there's not gonna be any political messages in the back room.
In the Super Bowl halftime show.
So what is going on here is basically fake outrage.
I mean, it's always fake outrage,
but like right now they're trying to garner fake outrage,
even though the NFL, I think, made their best attempt
to make this as inoffensive as possible
for a conservative marketplace.
So this is gonna fall flat.
People are just gonna be like, oh, I like this shit.
Also, it's not full flap because, I mean,
in spite of his best efforts,
fucking Norman Mailer over here,
like, I mean, this shit sucks.
It's uninspired.
Nobody believes it.
Just like how nobody will, like,
obviously, like, I mean, look,
reporters from Politico who don't know
about it will be like 6.7 million.
Wow.
And like, when everybody knows it's bullshit.
I mean, it just, there is also-
Chudwig, love, there's also-
Chudwig.
Chudwig.
Chudwig.
there's also just like the elephant in the room,
which is just everyone is inundated
with proof that the president is a pedophile
that FCM is doing this at the behest of like the one state
that Trump has gone out of his way to act for
and that he has like a fucking, what?
Probably like worse than Bush in 2007 approval rate.
Like it just, it reminds me of how the labor people now
in the UK are acting,
where it's just like they're going through the motions.
But the parallel to the shit happening in Minnesota
and bad bunny is not like the politics of it,
it's the fact that there is a total misunderstanding
of how unpopular or popular anything is right now.
Yeah.
The country's administration.
And so many people understand what is actually mainstream,
and they are Twitter-brained.
This administration is the most Twitter-brained institution
that's ever had brain.
We talked about it right after the inauguration,
how we said that what is going to happen with must Twitter
is specifically the iteration of it that happened right before
and after the election, it was gonna be the same thing
that happened when all Twitter moderation
was just like basically the marching orders of the day
and say, you curate a timeline and make itself selecting
and that like the only people who aren't conservatives
who are still there are like people like me who just
are like, yeah, just listen to bad podcasts
they hate for fun, just do people who like shitty things.
And it makes them think that like,
Oh, everyone loves this shit.
Yeah.
Actually, it was actually,
we should make a highlight reel of
every time an Ice Asian is filmed in a non-person.
Yeah.
Actually, it's awesome.
Let's make another video
about how we're like the penguin that killed itself.
Yeah.
It didn't.
Sorry, that one.
I had to have somebody explain that to me.
And I was so shocked that it was just like straightforwardly
what it is that it's like,
so they found like a story from a Werder Herzog movie
about a suicidal penguin and we're like, we're the penguin.
Yeah, like,
Why not just get the actual audio from Timothy Treadwell's death and be like, this is what
we're doing.
But it's like the war on campaign, the war on campaign, and it's the last days after
that one Silicon Valley one.
When they did Blood and Soil.
Well, that was sort of an after.
They were like the werewolf insurgents in occupied Germany in 1945.
But after they got that one shot in the arm just to do a final act of sabotage against
Bernie, when they were like, they were completely insane, they were, Elizabeth Warren, when
she had a policy that was so granular and low percentage in bullshit that it even Kamala
during the one debate she was in was like, huh?
When it was her fucking marquee policy besides all the plans and the...
Big structural bailing.
No, it was, I'm gonna ban Donald Trump from Twitter.
Right.
Everyone here committed that because they had this blinker vision where they thought everything that they saw everyone they followed that
represented the entire country
They everyone had the same fucking priorities. Yeah, but Elizabeth Warren did not
Even really sniff the nomination this guy's a fucking president and they're acting the same way, but with their bullshit
Yeah, and then they you can tell them hey Europe or where dessert they can go down to 20
They'll be like, ah, bullshit, uncocked the polls.
Look what Bill Mitchell said.
Bill Mitchell went to a fucking 7-Eleven,
and he said, everyone, they're like Trump.
That's all I need to go.
Yeah, they've created a hermetically sealed echo
chamber.
Initially, they bought Twitter, and they're like, oh,
we're going to make everybody right-wing.
Yeah.
But of course, just like you said,
everybody's fucking left Twitter.
So now, it's just a bunch of people
trying to outdo one another with more and more
reactionary propaganda.
And they have deluded themselves into thinking
that this translates to real, popular shit.
Yes, they're behaving, I mean, they are podcasters.
They're literally media, internet creatures that are,
and I know that because I'm also online all the time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know exactly exactly how it's going to be.
My favorite version of the person who like tried to like,
like he tried to break that membrane and like,
and do stuff in like the actual world.
And then he's like, no, no, no, do not want, do not want.
And he went back and he's like,
yeah, exactly.
My favorite, I'm telling the story of this administration.
It was a movie.
Yes.
character is Dan Bondi.
And 100% because he's like it's
talk about, talk about dogs that catch the car.
It's like this guy, he's like just wants a podcast.
He just wants a podcast, but I've seen he wants a podcast.
He wants a podcast and hopefully not get the force.
And then all of a sudden like
turn his head.
The president calls him and is like, sir,
will you serve in my FBI?
And Dan is like, well, guess I have to.
And then it turns out it's like,
then like he's like.
Turns out all the, all his conspiracies were real.
It was just the pedophiles were in his state of God.
And then he's so good.
Can you imagine when Kevin Cash were reading it and they're like,
It's not looking good.
We have 20 pages left and he still has time to reveal himself as a white hat, but he hasn't
done it yet.
I'm flipping through the pages.
I just don't think he's doing that.
They're like for Zerk fans, they're like maybe when the next one comes out.
Yeah.
As much as I want that to be the dynamic, I do often wonder to what extent Cash is even
conscious of like any of this going on because all of the news reporting suggests that the only two things he cares about are like how
Like what kind but how people like what jacket people see him in yeah
And like does he have a flight to see his like his like Scottish girlfriends?
Sweden with country. Yes, sorry Swiss girlfriend. It's like next country music concert. Yeah, not Scottish
I would love to be like a FBI bureaucrat like a holdover guy served in multiple administrations
And the reason I got fired is I tried to I tried to buy theory clothes for cash
You're like, well, you're still very large
Yeah, like Zoran gets like the custom car hardjacket and then like cash is like got like a Phillip line like
Perfect actually Phillip line is the perfect brand for them
Oh my god, I would have him I would dress cash like it's 2014
in like this, me and Ashley.
That's how he dresses.
No, no, no.
He needs the maroon denim,
chambray shirt,
and then like hats.
The big hat was more of like the girls were wearing
like the king hat.
I was wearing a big hat.
You, well that's LA.
When I was in the club.
That's actually an air queer, I'm kidding.
Oh no, I think you have the TikTok guy,
who does the walking.
When I, oh yeah.
I was in the Twin Cities, this is the epicenter of all of this.
I would fall in love with a girl who was like 28,
I was like 21, a girl who wrote a fixie,
wore a big hat, I wouldn't say that,
but it was like, I would just hang out with them all the time.
But they wanted to be with the guy who had a car and a job.
So it's always how it is fellas,
the ladies would fight and support the guy with the car
and not the guy who walks everywhere.
But, no, I didn't see any guys wearing the Django hat.
It was always women.
But I would, he would wear the maroon H&M
or American apparel denim, like everyday wear.
But for like a press conference or a state dinner,
he would wear a selvedge denim.
Okay, chatter, more equal for life.
Just know that we only watch this on mute.
So I don't know what Ricky Martin's saying.
Like you're getting mad because you're like,
oh, you said Bad Bunny wasn't political.
Ricky Martin sang the song, we don't want Puerto Rico to be a safe. Stay anthem. We didn't know that, okay?
I didn't know that. You want to know why? Because we watch it on mute so that we don't get copy strike, okay?
I'm sorry.
Okay, so it was more political than I thought it was but even then...
Hold on, but the thing that people were worried about was that Bad Bunny would say, fuck ice.
Fuck ice.
Yeah, that's what I'm like.
The thing that the NFL was really good at, and happened with Kendrick by the way last year,
Yeah, that they find a way to thread the needle with the artist so that everybody still gets paid
Yeah, it doesn't mean that that bunny isn't being subversive
It's the question of why do you say ice out at the Grammys and then apparently to be watching that fucking guy with the chain microphone?
Apparently not say that explicitly on this. Yeah, and it's because he's throwing a needle and also like that's okay
And I would also add that like one of the cool things that I'd say like the super time a Super Bowl halftime show
is that there's a lot of resources which means that you can spend a lot of time
showing and not telling a certain yes you can afford to like be subtle because
when you put a lot of resources and time and you know forthodon creativity into
being subtle like the best pop star in the world is capable of being then like
you know even stuff that isn't so subtle like having Ricky Martin and other
you know like having singing a an anthem of Puerto Rican pride like it's not
It's not saying fuck ice, but those who are in the know knows what it means and they're satisfied
No, he said PR wants independence, but he got to say if your man doesn't eat your ass then don't talk shit
Yeah, but we're saying that even I mean in I
Think under a different administration you could have like
You know a different time period like that buddy would have said like fuck ice
Yeah, I think a lot of it's people in a not so subtle way that everyone
Every one of the hogs can understand and then there's a media cycle around it like there's controversy around it
But we all have to fucking collectively
Assume that the most sensitive people on the fucking planet are gonna get mad and even though
His his subtle imagery or like even he snuck this in in Spanish
So like most people don't know about Puerto Rican independence, right? Like Matt was doesn't know anything about that
He didn't hit it in a way where like hogs would understand okay, and that's deliberate
That's what I'm trying to say
Yeah, like think about speaking of hogs like Donald Trump's reaction was literally like he was shaking his butt
Yeah, like they couldn't find something to get mad at so it was like trying to go something like literally
It also is like if you're bitching about like I think it is like it was back to a false flat is like that
Oh, he didn't speak English
So I was like I like I like I tried said there were children watching and it's like yep
That is one thing you've been committed to your entire life making sure when kids are around you don't go to the
Any of that
I who just shared the black people are gorillas video refused to apologize for it getting on the high horse the guy who like
Infamously went into dressing rooms during his life rate these children one through ten pageants Ryan Grimm is right
That is a pretty funny point
That was to rock the bang-da-bang-da bang-da. Yeah, that like kid rocks most famous lyrics aren't even English. Oh, yeah, they're in
what
Dialect the doctor Oz says that's our union. I
Definitely think like I mean kid rock is also so funny because it's like he is the whole country thing and chicken fried all this
Bullshit you're literally eggs that you're from like like like okay, man
But a big thing that Trump ran on was how he wasn't like Nancy Reagan, right?
Like he was gonna be, I'm rude, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you're bleeding down there?
Good.
So the blood coming out of your whatever.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Like the whole premise that he is school-marming, a Super Bowl halftime show is so weird.
No, but it's only your dumb hogs will eat that one up.
It just grabs me at straws, yeah.
I think he's even losing his notes on culture too.
I think he used to be a little long.
He used to be like, Robert Pattinson, she's not good enough for you.
She's no good in it.
He used to do that.
Now he's complaining about fashion.
it's I mean it's like it's like it's you know you get one even gets the
impression that like it's it's not even that like he is like reverting you an
earlier time or something like to me this is like sundowning stuff like you
know it's like it's a picture in his 30s losing command of his fastball maybe
it's like it's he's just like defaulting to like act like having what his dad's
reaction would probably have been.
A lot of people do that.
They're like, oh, I'm his oldest.
Speaking of son, speaking of son, yeah.
I mean, you saw the interview or the one in New York Mag.
Yeah, you guys are on the show where it's like, he's like,
you know, my dad, he was in perfect health except for the,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, Alzheimer's, like, jeez.
My new meta, my news is like, what I want to happen is that
he's like, obviously demented, right?
And when you can't form new memories, your brain kind of gets trapped in like an old period of time.
And you just keep only talking about that period of time.
Like, this is what happened to my grandmother.
What if his memory, his memory is lost in a time when he was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein?
And he just keeps talking about Jeffrey.
He was such a handsome guy.
Little young lady.
I recently, like, we had a family member recently, like, like, was in a phase of severe dementia.
And, like, part of what was happening with them is, like, the mixing and matching of, like, like, reality and fiction.
So it's like, they still think they're in 1998 or whatever, and the world is like that, except they're like,
but I gotta get food for the fish, and they've never owned a fish or whatever.
And so I'm imagining that it's like, yeah, like, what if, like, the only fixed real memory combined with, like, all the other bullshit in his senile mind
is like I have Melania and Jeffy, and then everybody else, and then everybody else.
I love how Bill's back for him.
Yeah, yeah, no, he is. I think that's like a fear reaction.
I don't know if this is counterintuitive or not yet, because I don't know what the intuitive take is,
but just because everybody has to be like, oh, like Bill Hillary, like, very washed, very bad,
very, you know, mentioned the Episcopals or whatever, I do kind of feel like there's like a
not in substantial chance that making them testify is gonna like really backfire
just because it's like, you know, Bill Clinton was a pretty talented politician for a long time
and given enough preparation and scriptedness with this situation
where like Trump is way more implicated and fucked than him
like it could end up being like a, you just made Bill Clinton sympathetic again, congratulations
and he's going up against like, he's not going up against like the class of 94
who themselves were like kind of fuck ups
He's going up against like guys who like made Craig Gowdy look like a genius.
That's absolutely like...
Like he's going up against like the huge fuck ups and morons and idiots.
Yeah, he's going up against like fan boat salesmen.
Yeah, I would barely talk about Tommy Tuberville that much.
Tommy Tuberville can't even fucking shrink sentences the other time.
Did he, did he, did he, did he, I forget, did he, is he out yet?
Because I remember he had a whole thing of like,
it turns out he really hates being in Congress and he needs to get out as soon as possible.
You already said he's not running for real. Yeah, he's better man or like all these guys. No, it's so funny
He loves being in Congress. He's
But he's
Like the funny it is like
It says something that you can make that he can make suicidal ideation into like just straight unintentional comedy
A lot of the funniest jokes are like imagining ways that you would be like
I've been some of the biggest hits from the show are like me imagining being killed by cops
But not not because I'm sad because I'm trying to like get out of something
Yeah, like for and for him it's like his son's birth. Yeah. Yeah
No, that's what I do think his ideations are like there's an old like bill Burr joke about like how he has ideations
And they're not realistic ones because it's all about it's all killing himself with things that don't exist
Like he imagines throwing up like a boomerang blade
Wait, it shows across the room and cuts his head off. So he doesn't have to like go to the airport
I mean to your bills going he's running for governor of Alabama
Tubberman, that's a pretty good job. That's a way better. Yeah, I was gonna say it's a way better job
And it's also a way better opportunities for draft being a good you make a lot of money
But you can make a lot of money being a Southern State Governor right now.
He's so, you don't have to know about all the things you're expected to know about.
Like, he's getting interviewed on Capitol Hill and he knows nothing about anything.
Yeah, he like did this, he ended up accidentally, and it really was the kind of accidental, it
was in the same, in the sense that like, it was really obvious that he did not intend
to get himself in this deep, but the whole, like the military thing where it was like,
it was about trans or no abortions.
It was that like, he didn't want the Pentagon to pay for any abortions.
And there's like some statutory piece of it, whatever, but he was holding up like a ton
of allocations or whatever.
And he ended up like deep in this matter of like principle with the Pentagon.
And I've never seen somebody who was winning the argument with their base, winning it from
the perspective of the White House and still really fucking miserable because he realized
like, oh, everybody's mad at me.
Right.
Yeah.
And it's like, okay, why do you think the military wants people to be able to get a board
Do you think it's because they're like liberal or do you think it's because it's like oh, we have like a massive fucking sexual assault problem?
Well, Emily also like the you know abortions are sometimes medically necessary
And you know they can reduce papers like everybody else to be like yeah
Like there was even a fucking woman in the Republican woman in Congress who then went to the Wall Street Journal and told her story
Where she got oh, well, where's the brawl?
Yeah, if I were the Patriots, I'd be pissed too. I'm getting my shit rocked. Thanks. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, stand up for yourself, Stefan Diggs.
The new Tel Aviv Patriots owned by Robert Kraft, getting fucking destroyed in 1911.
This is also a big, this is a big game of Carmabal with the Patriots replaying it.
That way, that would be a cool sports headline.
Craft Maccabees and Cheez.
I don't know how you could fit that name.
The only institution that would write a headline like that would be the New York Post.
They're very pro is rule so that's not happen. No, but that would be like that would be like if he won
He's like a man. No, no, no, no, no, it would be no the headline
It would cover the post would be craft Maco beat craft Mac
It would be like the spelling style would be like Mac Mac and cheese would be like Mac and B
And then it would be like a you know, like a horrible photoshop with like him holding a sword
Yeah, yeah, it's like a soft focus profile and he has like a block of cheese like he's skewered it with
Yeah, and he was starting or it's like where the post is in the style of a craft like uh like he's like it's the box of easy
Yeah, yeah
Not better than a spot outside of the Super Bowl. Yo, that's great. Oh, man. Come on. No
This is emhugs favorite
No, no, it's not. M-Hunt loves...anytime. Anytime I'm talking about John Fetterman, he's like,
have you seen this clip? He's like, have you seen this is John Fetterman? And then he
sends me this link.
Michael, dude, I get the best of this.
He does, man.
Pond fight one of the funniest things I've ever seen a man tire fuck on the wall the long fight
the bottom fight is like
No need for rock is like one of the
People see so much funny shit in fights, but that is like maybe the funniest fucking one mr. Bees did a sales force ad
Salesforce offers serves the Booth Trumps immigration force.
Wait, noted environmentalist, Mr. Beast?
Yeah, it's shocking.
I know.
What does Salesforce like do?
What do they make?
They make B2B SaaS.
That's the only company.
You don't need an entire company for that.
I could do that.
No, they make code back and forth.
The biggest thing is they make sales software,
but a lot of it, your big innovation
that a lot of their services were among the first to be distributed in the
cloud. Mark Benioff was an Oracle protege of Larry Ellison.
Maybe the Oracle of whatever they're doing is perfect.
Yeah, I mean but it's like CRM software. It's essentially that they make a
software that's like a that is insinuated itself into crevices of like a
zillion fucking businesses around the world. And being a specialist in it for
like a company is itself like a job
oh no I know a ton of people who like
they were making $900 a year and then
they like went to the salt fort with
school and then they like eight
trillion dollars a year doing that.
The NFL is reportedly fuming after
losing Milos. That's Nick Adams.
Yesterday's Australian. I'm Ben
Benny's hip time share. Wait Nick Adams is
Australian, isn't he? I think he is.
But he's also like doing the whole bit.
Yeah, it's well. No, he's he's like, it's yeah, he's got him a fucking ambassador
I was gonna say like I do they know it's a bit or they don't got carrots a bit
I think I think it's one I think it's the like it's the perfect thing for conservatives where they both know it
It's like a bit and it's earnestly felt they think he's trolling the lives into their family
And he is like he is objectively like he's also like parrying them
But I just but like it's it ceases to be a parody of them when like the person doing it
When you take the ambassadorship, it can't be...
Yeah, exactly!
Like, that's sort of...
Precisely, like, whatever level of irony he ever operated on, it's been trendsome.
I actually know...
I don't know.
Actually, I don't know what to say that I think that makes it funnier.
I like Nick Hansen.
I used to like...
I couldn't fucking stand him because it was like people were quoting him and like, they
were like owning him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he's just...
I don't know, at some point he just kind of won it over.
I mean I like him when I'm not seeing him comment in the aftermath of like a mass shooting or something
No, those are the best ones
Actually doesn't really dude. This is literally what we're just talking about with like Twitter. They're over five million
They are they are deluding themselves. They bought of their own stream and now they're like
Oh look at all this
Also, I'm kind of pissed that they didn't stream this on X because you know that would have been the most
Botted one of that. Yeah, like that would have been really fucking funny
Remember they would have been
70 million people watched
Yeah, this would have gotten a billion views in like 20 minutes, like more.
Like over the population of Earth, 9 billion views.
People were just like watching it double time.
So the botting of it, how hard is that to pull off?
I have no fucking idea, but I do know that there's hella people that bought their shit on both kick, robo, twitch.
Yeah, which I'm fascinated by just like how what that costs like is it hard to well
Well, do you ever remember the twit once upon a time like we knew people who used to do this but like like Matt Brunegh did it
Once it was really funny. Oh, yeah, yeah, like you just buy Twitter followers. Oh, yeah
Yeah, no Joe Mandy did this about a million. Yeah
Like you know, it's it was it was really funny
Jack-O-Man did it as like a bit and then the New York Times like did a story about the firm they did it from
And so they were like Jack if the Socialist Jack-O-Man magazine did it. It was so fucking funny
Because they
But the I imagine it's the same thing now. It's just like a little bit more subtle
You can know people bought people bought like crazy
But it's just funny you just find you just Google well enough
You know, it's awesome though because no one actually watched it
So they could just lie like this and then bought their fucking Twitter likes as well
And they just keep this cycle going where it's like oh dude everybody's on our side and then well
Yeah, I know I know if somebody were to like make a new Twitter account tonight not follow anybody and then look at the
Freed you feed it would all just be this shit. Yeah, you know how many people subscribe to chocolate like they
22
You can bought anything.
Yeah.
And it's like, look, this house bought it.
Yeah.
You just watched, bought it.
Everything is in New York Times bestseller asterisks.
Like that's what it is.
Yeah, I bought my income taxes.
I say to them, it's $52 million a year.
So they know they can fuck around with me.
Yeah.
And I'm not paying a single diamond tax.
No, they actually give it to me.
But they get afraid.
Because they're like, oh, you're a 52 millionaire.
Yeah, they're like, this guy's a big shot.
It's like when Caleb Pitts files his taxes so like this is the most powerful gambler in the world
Yeah, we can't mess with him when he was just the most powerful gambler on the East Coast like they fuck with him a little
But in the world. Yeah, they leave you alone
What is it? This is the most hilarious shit
it. Goodbye, Jeb Black Hair, it was fun. Dude, what is, first of all, when you go into
an video control panel, this is why they're not making GPUs anymore.
I was about to say to you like a fucking like this photo like a village in Peru just disappeared from Google Maps
To like to do this. Holy shit. That is like the botting of a human face
All we're doing anymore. Oh god damn it. I open lower loomers feed without updating my driver's
He crashed my phone
This is just insane to do this
Hey, come on, moron.
Yeah, people who are actually watching this super long.
A good quote retweeted this is like,
you know how they'll post an AI video
and be like, this is why you can't
purchase RAM anymore?
It's just this photo.
Yeah.
It's just like, come on, man.
Oh, that's awesome.
Everyone, everyone, look.
Everyone is deluding themselves.
I'm an infamous one.
When I was getting really fucking fat,
My gut was coming in, but I thought like, oh my V-tapers coming back.
It's like triangle dick mullet song. It's just like my lower cut.
It's your lower cut.
That was a really sad day.
Oh man.
I'm glad that we still have- you know what's-
you know what's missing from like modern existence nowadays is like uh-
Plural marriage.
Well, yes dad.
But just like having a shared cultural experience, like back in the day, a movie would come out, everyone would go watch it, everyone would talk about it, there would be discourse around it for like a week.
Nowadays, we don't have that anymore. And at least the Super Bowl is supposed to be that, right?
And even then, even then, conservatives have their own fucking universe!
Have you ever watched that old people post this on Twitter? Sometimes it's like an old news report from a landline, like, I don't really return on the jet.
the jet I cannot and I'm like yeah I'm not at all Star Wars guy with that video
yeah yeah but it's like it's cool because it's people like all different
demographics and social stations and ages and everything who are all just a they
speak extemporaneously a thousand times better than like really any like public
figure yeah and be they're all just they all have this same consensus
anticipation and excitement over this cultural product and there were there
were bad things about having like a singular consensus culture yeah like
when they were selling the Iraq war yeah it was absolutely fucking better for
just the average person really everyone for just any two people have a pretty
a good shot of having things to think about, things to say in common with them.
And sports were like the last thing that we're kind of like that for a lot of people, not
anymore.
Yeah, but the whole point is that if we're all going to live on the internet, then anything
resembling a shared identity actually is the shit we consume.
Yeah, and it's like a basis for conflict.
Yes, and so if everything is downstream of culture, if culture is just a thousand scraps
of paper in a phone, move to the fan at the bottom.
If you're trying to grab it shit and no one's grabbing the same stuff, yeah, it feels like it does feel like yeah
I miss when everybody knew who the Ninja Turtles were. Yeah, that's actually a meaningful like that's that's that's
It's it's it's yeah, I mean it is real bad right there
When there are no common friends of reference just these little things that you never thought about you never thought about as things that you
Could lose from your everyday experience like being able to like make jokes with the guys along with you
Maybe you can maybe if you bring up a cultural thing or like a
Sportsman that's the last but even even now even if you bring up a sports thing. No people. No, I don't watch Gully fall
Yeah
It's like no the other two or it's like you're like I mean
I'm writing am track a lot these last months and the shit you see on people's screens. Oh my god
I feel like I'm I'm probably like a different dude. Yeah, no, it's like America be like
There's a different America, like Jelly Roll is the most poppin' type of music.
No, I did see, like, I'm not knocking, like, when people have on, like, a Spotify playlist
or whatever, but, like, seeing somebody on the Spotify artist page of Mumford and Sons,
uh, like, did throw me.
No, no, no, not even that.
It's like, one thing if people are into, because, like, these are popular bands.
Like, someone is buying tickets to go see these acts, but...
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
Yeah, yeah.
So it was a reminder, Jarvan is Jewish.
Yeah, we're like a fucking Zongianist.
Like, what are you talking about?
But everybody in that Star Wars newscast
is more fluent at English language than Curtis Jarvan.
Absolutely.
100, 100% yes.
Yeah, like most people are.
But like what I mean when I say like the stuff you will see,
like just on an airplane or like a bus or a train,
which is not even trying to just seeing what's on people's phones.
It's stuff where there would have been a news report about this thing existing 10 years
ago.
But now it's just like a regular looking guy, actually you'll see his phone in the corner
of your eye and he's following and retweeting accounts that's called, you know, pregnant
women dying.
That is true.
I forgot that Facebook is especially filled with a lot of groups like that or videos that
that are just like, like, like, maimed cat jokes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, and it's just like, you know,
like AI videos of like, limbless animals or whatever.
The world's most violent arrests.
I really think this halftime show,
like, I just, judging by what I saw,
I didn't even listen to it.
He's like a filter.
Like, and I don't even know if these people actually hate it,
or if they feel like it's a performance.
I think the Nick Fuentzest thing is like the,
like, he's like, he's not always this way,
but it's like, he was the most correct
or like a stewed observation for somebody from his perspective,
which is that it's like, yeah, that.
Yeah, bad bunny over all of his jaw.
It's obvious, like, I don't understand like,
if he's referring to the TPUSA one
or all the previous iterations of it.
You do have to factor something in.
What?
Nick Pointes is Mexican.
He is La Raza.
Yeah.
He might have liked it for that reason.
You can take the Latinx out of Latinx America.
You can take the queer Latinx.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is there a video anywhere of Nick Fuentes speaking Spanish?
Does that exist?
Oh my god.
That, that, I don't, that's a pretty good question.
I would love to know about that.
You're his neighbor.
Well, yeah, no, we're both the little boys.
Yeah, you're his neighbor and also close friend growing up.
Yeah, no, yeah.
Well, I was, I was with a big brother
big sisters from you made him that way yeah he was it he was like it was like a
nice normal he got his juice mixed up when he was saying Mark live in red
filled me into the grave replacement was actually Felix yeah Felix thought I'm
very person like a normal kid I was like I was like it was back when I could
still drink and I was like went through his house at 3 a.m. I was like let me
talking about the USS Liberty. Yeah. That's why you would like this shit.
And he was like, what do you need? I love the game, oh.
No, your life is full fucking nightmare. You're never going to be happy.
Guy kicked out of that program. Guy whose first interaction with Israel and hating
Israel, USS Liberty is such a funny bit. It is.
You just but like that is like for a lot of like so like boomers. Yeah, maybe it's so important to me
Like it's fucked up because like they did they fucking knew you know, like I know I know
I'm saying like for a kid now like they broke. Oh, yeah
They would have known other things about Israel before encountering the USS Liberty incident. Yeah
Well, that's like that's a real life millennial versus Jim Z
Yeah, is I would tell him about like John and Paul or
Yeah, I apologize. I did not do a good job in the big brothers program
My dad can just own I'm sorry, but I hate both options on the one hand
We have a halftime show presented without a word of English spoken on the other will nor son on the other hand
We have an organization that scammed its views by paying platform advertisers
advertisers, followed by influencers to pretend that they broke records.
The left versus right grip is actually boring now.
What exactly are we doing here?
This is not going to hit, because you just have to cave.
You have to say the Bad Bunny performance was better.
You're better, I know.
It's like, you're almost there.
You're so close.
Like, you're willing to say, you're willing to go further and say, yeah, they bought it
to views on the right.
Yeah.
You just can't admit that Bad Bunny is pretty cool.
Like, there's nothing you can do.
I just like conservatives are never going to be this cultural force.
It's just not the going bull is about to start.
No, no, this has got to be a meme, right?
Like there's no way this person is sincere.
I mean, he has a blue check and one of those grannies doing crypto thing.
So go order your favorite boy, so often pay 15% plus on DoorDash than finance.
And I'm trying to see a more boy bucks to buy some going it and smoke it in time to
judged by companies that paid $8 million a commercial to hypnotize you.
Okay, now he is being sincere.
Generation. I mean, I'll be right here.
They made it cringe. It was funny.
Yeah, you want to get off the cross there now.
Yeah, like it's it pita goi goi.
It pita goi goi goi.
Goi goi is the funny.
No.
So fight the goi brick.
It's goi brick.
Find the original chat.
He looks so chat-faced.
Please pull out the original.
I talked about it yesterday, but the funniest thing about it is like because the perspective it looks like it's like
18 inches long
Yeah, do you have like a rabbi like throwing that at your head and be like eat this stupid?
Does anyone have the pose the eat your goid Rick pose
please
try and curse Rod and Corpse zip line across the city and he feels like a halftime show
That's pretty fake to some depth though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is it.
Eat your goi block and shut the fuck up.
It's so big.
It's so big.
It's an amazing, it's such an amazing thing.
There's something so funny about like unwrapping that Delta Toki, which is delicious by her
mouth.
It's like a Biscuit.
It's like a Biscuit.
And it's like, and also, like, I'm just so fascinated because like, it's also like when
When I see that image of like fucking Thanksgiving dinner looking ass like Neil on the flight,
my thought is not like, wow, I want that.
My thought is like, well that's fucking impractical, like there would be so many.
Yeah, but you need to advertise it, because it's not real.
And also, it's like I'm imagining like what, so like everybody's like spilling like aujouce
on their outlaw sweatsuit that they wore to fly to Miami, like come on.
Dude, that was another thing, like transportation secretary came out and it was like, everyone
needs to dress up for flights. What planes were like falling out of the car? Yeah, that was really good.
You're off your inevitably going to. Yeah, we're gonna fix air travel by making everybody fucking wear suits.
It's like, oh my god. So I've been thinking about this, like, the gloidest thing and how, like,
look, I'm not saying this is a conspiracy. I was at the meeting underneath Central Park.
They were like, this looks pretty bad for us. How are we gonna fight back?
And they sent out like, Obvi and Manny and all those annoying designers, lobbyists in his bars to be like,
Actually, we use it as a compliment.
We actually love you.
And it doesn't work because all these people's previous output is like,
Extorting restaurants and being like,
Why do you have a triangle on your menu?
I I didn't know I mean you should make like a Gillette ad where it's like
We're with like just obviously, you know, not every
Orthodox guy is a hostage, but just for visual purposes
We're hanging out and then we have a third get our friend is like a city guy and he sees like
You know, just like a shit kicker like the couple that Chris multiple something saw after Adriana
like a guy like that and the house needs about to like make fun of him and
we're like stop just like the giletta and it's all like you're standing up to
Jewish hate but this time it's just a good gentile hey yeah it's it's like we
need to make a change I just a symbolically like we're having a
funeral for the word going it I mean to me it's it's like one of these like that
Like seeing the frequency of that word in the Epstein files has been so disappointing.
Like obviously there's far worse, many evil things in those files and I don't want to
play those down but it is like the extent to which it's like, okay, what do you want
me to fucking say, man?
It's like, the part of what I also really resent about it is that it's like that weird,
Like like like such like it's also like so clearly like thinly felt chauvinism
Yeah, it's just like you're just like such an asshole and so disregarding and you're like so lazy in your humor that you're like
Oh, well, here's like the thing like it's it just it's not it's not like the shit in like that movie Hannah and her sisters or
When episode of curb where Larry thinks he's a gentile. It's not like funny like that. It's just like pure like
Like, it's like 70% of the most horrifying emails about sex trafficking you ever read,
and then 30% is just like, I hope there aren't a bunch of stupid human fucking livestock
goreys at the party tonight.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't trust the Krasnstein.
Yeah.
Those guys were banned from Twitter pre-Elon for a reason.
Wait, you saw CNN anchor Jim Scuito retweet it?
How do you say that?
Shudo. Okay, that's like perjudo. Okay, on the list of things that you mispronounced,
uh, Sumido is still beneath Borisua? What have we got? Wait, did he say Borisua?
But yeah, guess what he was trying to say? Borikua. Borikua? Yeah. Borikua. Borikua?
Borikua. Oh, that one's crazy. I'm not the greatest pronounceer myself. Yeah, I think,
I think Goi had its moment in the spotlight. Like, it was funny for like a brief moment.
but now all the normies know about it and they keep fucking talking about it
and you know what i hate is when i see post words like they clearly just think
boy like
means jewish is like a jewish sounding word
thank you benito
doug jones mobby kiss me mondani
doug jones now that's not a name i've heard in many movies
that was also ranked for alabama
uh... so we can lose great
I mean, it is like that was an awesome race though because it was like
It was the only time I was happy for just like a shitty demo that winning because it was just like
Like the idea of this fucking pedophile becoming a Sam
I mean people really you actually really like the way you phrase this a bunch and I've like told of like using a conversation a lot
And I set you on it
Which is that because I remember this distinction very clearly because I was working advice news at the time
And it's like every day when I take the bus to work look on my phone
You know, I'm going to like the newsroom eating like to start the day
And it's like, all right, like, what are the articles I have to read today that are about, like, something happening in the Trump administration that them they'll respond to, and it's just going to be like an evolving media scandal.
So it's like, all right, Tom Price did something today. Jeff Sessions did something today.
Yeah.
And the Trump administration would be cowed by the media and then we'll go do it because of the articles.
And in Trump too, they've decided no articles.
Like, we don't care about the articles. We're not firing anybody. We're not punishing anybody.
No, yeah, it was, they shook hands so many people.
like an hour after something came out.
Oh yeah, Candace was calling on the boss.
The problem with people, Candace unblocked me, Candace.
Oh, what's an owl, lady?
Oh, Candace was blocking me years ago.
Like, years ago.
Did she block you when she was woke?
No, no.
When she served as headman?
Thank you.
No, no, I think it was around the time of, like,
when she was linked up with Charlie Curran.
Oh, it was a photoconing.
It has to be, though, like, how I'd block some people
because I know that otherwise I would just get really mad at them.
By the way, I block like the new television Patriots the new television Patriots lost
Seven this is brutal. That's a pretty good. Oh, man. I would say it's pretty yeah
No, what was back? Yeah walks back like you look at you look at owners and like one has like stole
dinosaur bones, right and
You know has like a sexual harassment charge
I think or some weird shit like that and then the other one well the other one went to Israel and
And was more than like when to the drill. He's kind of like well
He's yeah, he like literally set up again
I want to reiterate like he set up like the get Jason Bourne Bunker, but for like tweets about like like I can't get over that
That's in that dude. I need
Sports not like wait a minute that they're also it's that you like weird use of real estate
I mean, what I think about it reminds me of, you know, there's a street come on viral of
like, it was a photo of the Red Sox merch store at Fenway, or maybe, yeah, I'm pretty,
yeah, at Fenway like 25 years ago, and it just looks awesome, like it looks like really
well-stocked, like it's like lots of different kinds of stuff, and like you get the uniform
in there for not just like the most well-known three players in the team, and so everybody's
like obviously you know it was like pho-fanatics and like raging about it or whatever right like to
me it's like yeah what did they replace like the good merch section of the stadium with uh like
somebody who's like moonlighting for betar like you know it's it's a bad fucking joke and like your
ticket costs 20 times more per the rate of inflation. I just don't understand like Robert
Kraft is it is it an immensely wealthy man like you couldn't have put that somewhere else. Why is
I think this is all like he was obviously always like super personal and like gave money to tons of as far as causes
but I think like after he got caught being honked off by like
brutally like
Treated traffic women. Yeah, that he was like
Okay, I have ten years in my life. Look to redeem myself and
And to show everyone I really care about this more than football,
I'm going to put the fucking anti-Semitism hunting center
in my football stadium.
I just like, who's that for?
I mean, I guess other people who are just as brainbroken who
look at that and go like, oh, you're a good guy.
I'm glad someone's out there fighting this fight.
I think it also feels bad about when
he let Kootler steal his ring.
Oh
Oh, that's fucked up. Well pootlers like pretty proud is real, too
Yeah, like there's like a it's a very
There's no, there's he doesn't come up with it squeaky clean on that one
So I do the empty files. No, I'm done like I think like I'm being ironic
But Israel yeah, one of the things I'm curious about though
these are the craft anti-Semmiches and bunker is I love that so yeah I mean
well like okay because now like she's so insane to do boy in the fucking
stadium and like it's what part of me now wonders like okay that's so crazy that
I do partly wonder because also like that was like a for like a CBS like you
know like morning yeah they just like dressed it up they said dressed it they
get the word cloud it's like and moreover also like I do think there's
the possibility that like they were just putting them on and that they wanted to find a Super Bowl
week tie-in and they were like oh good the boss wants us to like move the non-profit here for
like a week and it's like all right get the projector I'll get the screen make sure that
Israel scarf is like unit 8200 in the stadium I mean it is like it's I I also do think that like
part of it has to be again like the kind of like trying to whatever wash the like you know the Israel of it all
I mean it feels like that's what's so disappointing about this stuff too is like I gotta say like not that I think that
like there shouldn't really be any like anti-semitism specific add like at this moment just because there's so many
more relevant things and this feels and also like it is like because it's not about anything
Semitism obviously also there. It's like it's just about like the only real like impactful
combating anti-semitism mad would be like
We're Jews that don't fuck with Israel what Israel is doing is wrong and then plastering that all over the fucking in Super Bowl
commercial that would literally it's so true that was a one shot every fucking like every massive Zionist donor would like
they would probably commit mass suicide.
I mean, but this is why like other countries,
the way that like in America,
our like censorship regime is like very quiet
and it's very improvised and it like happens in boardrooms
and is spoken and it happens to prevent stuff
from happening like this and so forth.
Like in Germany and other countries,
like, you know, in some ways I'm grateful for that
because I agree with you.
I do think that it means you can like break a taboo
in America and it's just that it's a taboo.
But like, I mean, it's like, you know,
obviously following what's happening
in like Germany and other countries,
in the UK, where they're just like making it illegal to say like free Palestine or things
like that period, or to treat that as anti-Semitism and stuff.
And it just seems so clear that this is like, that's the world that they want to bring us
into.
Michael Robbopour finally has one good take.
I'd watch Bad Bunny on a loop of three restraint rather than ever watch Kid Rock.
Now Wilk is back.
Now Wilk is back.
Now Wilk is back.
There was a streaker.
Okay.
I can't show that chatter.
Why are you linking it to me?
I'm gonna get cooked
You know
I mean it is kind of funny that like the Patriots get to the Super Bowl and everybody's like groaning because it's their like
Gizillian time and then it's like oh, yeah, well no, and they got fucking wiped
Yeah, but and they like lived into the Super Bowl to like
Drake may didn't look good
against the Broncos I
Watch the halftime thing thinking he is the Latin what?
I watched the half-time thinking he is the lad.
I have no idea what you're trying to say.
Saying globalized antibody will get you arrested in the UK?
Yeah.
Damn.
I should.
I mean, in the Palestine Actions.
Yeah.
When I go back, I should see if they'll, like, deport me.
Next time I go back, I'll test it out.
I love this guy.
He's still trying to reach me.
Well, what I love is like when they type like they're out of breath, like, I saw it.
Yeah, instead of just like following it up.
He is the Latin. What does that mean?
He is the Latin. Check who was on stage.
Yeah, I saw. I saw Pedro Pesce was on stage. My goat.
I am so extremely are you plugged into this race at all? I am but I'm the Talarikos that I've not seen this ad. Yeah, don't say anything. They'll come after you, Papo.
I was going to say, buried in underneath your 100 tabs is an ad that you haven't opened. Somewhere after Goybal.
open
Where at your boy ball let's go here it is. I didn't swallow my own spit. Oh god
Occupational hazard. I'm having a hard time here. Oh
Man, I just got up and I'll be all red
No, it's it's a jumble I swear this is not no
I'm like this is the this is the worst first action. I walked in I came in came at you with eugenics
When complimentary, yeah, I swear. I love my swagger pinots. I swear to God
System is broken communities are being terrorized people are hurting
But Texas has a warrior who's fighting back
champion for us
It drives the president crazy when we tried to draw her at a Congress because they thought
it would take away our power.
They were wrong.
I'm Daphne Crockett and I approve this message.
Damn.
Look, I love into the Spider-Verse, so I get what she was thematically going through.
I'm reminded of the Kill Bill animated segment combined with like the beginning of the kid
to talk in the beginning of Liquid Swords.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I missed that one.
I just...
Wait, is that the...
Oh, it wasn't like anime?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god.
Damn.
Japanese Crockett.
What is going on?
I mean, it's not...
I mean, it's AI, so it's dog shit, but, you know...
I'm just interested as the...
Thematically, yeah, aesthetically,
I don't really mind it that much.
I just don't think that it's like,
God, she has no motion, dude.
She has no motion, except for, oh my God, on TikTok.
Like, all the, like, I think Jasmine Crockett
was the first victim of like fake hype and aura moments.
Like that caused her to legitimately believe
that she has motion, and that's why she's doing this.
Because like on TikTok, everybody was like,
Oh my gosh, she has so much swag, like she, you know,
shits on Donald Trump or whatever.
And it like duped her into believing
that she actually has something here,
like she has a real movement.
Right, right, right, right.
And made this decision to run for Senate.
And I mean, like it's Texas anyway,
so it doesn't really matter.
I still think Talvrigo's gonna win
and then most likely lose.
But there's just so much unnecessary friction on this race where there are like a lot of like the Kamala Harris k-hybers
They've just like lost their fucking minds again
Where they're like, you know, if you don't like Jasmine Crockett like you're a white supremacist
Like you are literally like a clan
Dude, the bow and yang thing was insane
What was the bow and yang?
Oh, yeah, yeah, they did that thing where like
Like, they do that thing.
By the way, Estet interviewed Jasmine.
Estet interviewed her for Vox and asked her straight up,
how did you feel about like your fans going after Bo and Yang
and you know, all that shit?
You being called out, Oof?
What?
I just want to tell to Turkish people,
you guys are very history too.
And now you guys were strong too.
like you do remember your Ottoman Empire yeah mm-hmm you know why you guys have
to like share Mongolian's picture horrors and like put some Turkish music and
let's say books books and like I'll give this home I'll give this home okay bro
fucking why I came to this dream my finally we're getting my fucking
username is literally Hasan Mahan by the way I'm doing it so she is actually
directly calling me out. That was when I was a panter and it's in my early days.
But I don't go back to it. Yeah. Well I also like that she's doing it in English.
Yeah. We were strong during the Mongkot Empire too. We are the same.
Camerleys when I was a kid. It's our history. That's our history. Can you all just like share your history?
like not our history you know can you just like leave the fuck us alone can you
wait so it ended right the game ended or did it not no no it's just heading
there oh like they're at the stage of showing
child's pictures going back to the chance of a rocker we talked about it on the show but it's like I
I
Wish her like policies weren't so shitty because I love her as a person. I think she's so fucking funny and like
She would like if you like got her far enough if you made her the nominee and she debated JD bands
She would be like I bet you order one of the major restaurants
We don't know what that means.
That would be like my, I talked about like my dream is like making the same thing as
that Dennis Quaid Raiden movie, but for her, like I don't know exactly if she's president,
and there's like a big, a big fucking lead-in to her like telling a movie after she meets
Vance, it's when she runs against Marco Rubio, and she's like, I bet you order from Royal
Rochette Chocolate.
I want to I want the LMK about Jasmine Crockett won't be different than LMK
She wins two turns
The new Reagan look I get like if she could just I
Don't know how I would do it, but I'm pretty sure I could get necessary like turn on Israel
The short answer is no yeah, I bet she's a great answer to this so
Instead asked Jasmine for you as about law school to Reese's
backlash and whether she's ever embarrassed by the behavior of her online fans.
No. Sure.
I mean, there is, to be clear, there is on a political level set aside the actual content of the behavior of her fans.
There's only, as a politician, there's only one answer to that.
The moments you take responsibly, if we're your time to forever.
Yeah.
No reason.
Burn our efforts.
We as veterans of the Bernie Sanders party.
Bernie Sanders?
I remember.
Yeah.
Oh, dude, sorry, we shouldn't be doing, they shouldn't be doing toxic masculinity.
You know, like, like, dude, Jasmine Gromp, like, she is the, like, the greatest real-life test case for, like, K-Hive shit.
Which, like, again, if K-Hive stuff, if their beliefs were better, I'd be like, this is great. I'd fully support them.
Yes, I want, like, Bush-Hero-Libble dreams.
Bush-Hero-Libble dreams.
I'm fine with, like, fucking party loyalty, regime defense, and all this shit. Like, they're doing that to me with Zora right now.
All the libs that are like fucking huge Chuck Schumer fans and like Pramila Harris fans are in my replies
being like you're a fucking idiot, Zoran is a brilliant fucking...
Everyone loved it when he went to the Hibakas great.
No, but that's not even the reason.
No, I know, I know.
My point is like, yeah, once he is established Democrat guy and like the media likes him, they're all fucking drones.
They didn't like him initially, but they like him now because the media has said,
Oh, he's a good guy. He's actually charismatic. He's charming. Like they don't even they don't even want any fucking friction whatsoever
Any criticism whatsoever with like a guy like Zoram, I'm dying and they are now yelling at me a
Motherfucker who was there in the ground floor over, you know a disagreement that I have where I was like
I think the timing the the Kathy Hocal endorsement could have been better when it wasn't like during the DSA fucking
affiliated nurses strike well, I
I agree with that, but I do think it like augurs well if you did
if you
You know my model is Gino and if we just like got that guy in there whoever he is he's out there
Probably been born already the American D though once you just got him in and you went into
Whatever David Moore, that's our favorite guy, you know, the guy looks like he would be a newsrear in the movie Venom
I love him, he looks great, and we were just like,
I think he'd be on board, but if he wasn't,
we liked writing him, which would break my heart to do.
But we're doing it for the regime, and we're like,
you have to say this guy's like a Democrat,
this guy just sees power, and like,
he's doing it everyone, and he's like, okay.
Although, like, they would all fall in love.
They'd be like, I love whoever American D.O. is.
No, these people, these people would defend Pol Pot.
Like if Pol Pot was a Democrat, they'd be like, no, this is awesome.
Pol Pot was an American back, he's a member of the international community.
That's what I've always loved.
I mean, like he's in the news now.
And Chomsky's in the news now for defending a different problematic friend.
But once upon a time, he did defend Pol Pot and stuff.
And like him and Samir Amin, you know, and like a very funny mix.
Like people, people who really just like Chomsky right now for like not being radical enough on
It's kind of funny because he's heterodox because he probably supported Cambodia in a way that
those people would have appreciated in the same way.
But in any event, he did make that call.
And then immediately, he's like, this is a conservative.
He's like, hi, you'll defend any communist dictator.
You fucking freak.
And then like, Al Haig immediately takes over as secretary of state.
It was like, no, no, no, they keep the seat at the UN.
We want them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, they're good.
Like, that was some whiplash.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a, it's, it's.
Chaldea's Y-Bowls are a wrote of piece of air.
She wrote an amazing piece of CYA.
I wish like, I wish air wouldn't.
You know what I will say?
I do think like, I'm not, not, not, not
addressing the content of it even, but like,
I do just believe straight up had, had like,
not responded with the however indignant like his his wife and others now
bender and like some of his most infamous defenders have been if they had not done
that I think the general reaction to it would have been gross but he's all this
thought yeah yeah yeah like he's the fact that he's felt the need to come out
defend himself that makes you think like oh what do you do and moreover like also
that it's like there's I mean we're in his case now that he's like infirm and
like not capable of responding and it's like let that back fucking speak for
So yeah, and I'm like like all you're doing now is making the legacy. Yeah, like you're making the whole legacy question
Like this way more live. I'm not like these people that's like, oh no, I'm trans gives anti-bDS just proves why like shut the fuck up
No, I'm Chomsky did like he did actually I think go out on a limb and like actively and and
Pretty aggressively criticize Israel for his entire fucking career. I know that's the worst time to possibly say that
bring that up. But I'm sorry, people that are just writing that off as though it wasn't
significant or anything like that. A lot of people do this thing where they will immediately
go back and rewrite someone's background because of this new information that has come out.
And you don't have to do that. You could be like, no, that was creepy, gross, weird,
what the fuck, indefensible. While simultaneously still being like, he has introductory works
that I think are pretty fucking solid as far as like helping people understand certain things like that's that's the way
I see it, you know, maybe I'm wrong
I like I like perenti to I don't have a you know, I I'm not like one of these guys was like you have to pick one I
Yeah, it's just like I
don't
Who knows right if he was as compromised as like, you know to just to use another
or popular academic, as compared to Stephen Hawking,
like who knows?
Or Pinker or, you know.
But it is fucking weird that he was emailing,
not just that he was emailing Epstein,
but that he was going, ah, no, don't worry.
Like, that is why I was like, not real socialist.
That was awesome.
I mean, it is.
Maybe they gave it a lifeline.
He gave it a lifeline to Venezuela by being like,
no, don't worry.
Yeah. I mean, don't worry, sweetie.
I also think it's a good example though where it's like,
it also seems really clear that like,
what is it then that like,
Epstein offered a guy like Noam Chomsky,
and it's like, well, you know,
Noam Chomsky, like he's made a lot of money in his career,
I'm sure, but like, what's Jeff Epstein offer?
Like, Jeff Epstein offer is the best.
Well, I'm sure he offers just a ton of fucking money.
Noam Chomsky, oh yeah, yeah.
I'm sure he gave him like, whatever form,
like he obviously wasn't buying him Luba jeans,
but like he was buying him,
Like he was like he was spending resources on Chomsky and it's like
It's just like
And he had an Eric Adams moment like where it was just flights
He was like, oh what if it was like someone digs up Chomsky's grailed account
And he's just wearing like, he's just wearing like limited run stuff
Oh my god
He's like dressed like Drake
Oh my, yeah like, you don't have to
Actually Chomsky, Chomsky has like a
He has like a closet full of like those Richard Neal. What is it?
Richard Neal?
Yeah, Richard Neal.
Those are still fucking ugly.
I hate those. The big case, like fucking disgusting.
Legos.
I think they are like one of the, so like sometimes you encounter something right, like
that's like an object in culture, something that celebrities are into, whatever, and you
just think like, wow, this is like so stupid and so tasteless that all any director has
to do is like put it in a movie for like three seconds and like future audiences will immediately
think wow this guy like fully like got the weirdness and the tragedy and fucked up nature
of the moment because he was able to identify something this fucked up and stupid.
Yeah it's one of those things.
Oh no they downed it.
You can have a character wearing it and it just you the just perfect like three second
it illustrates everything about that character.
Like the perfect thing for just like a guy
who's supposed to be like a pompous idiot to wear.
Yeah.
Well, that's what I think again,
like I said earlier about the-
Noam Chomsky on Sneaker Shopping would have been incredible.
That would have been incredible.
Oh, the complex.
Well, what's up on the top?
What's up on the top?
Noam Chomsky and Joe Labouma.
What's up on the top?
You could have gotten an email from it
and that would have been the basis for a blog.
Like you could have,
because he responded to everybody's emails,
you could have been like,
yeah.
Mr. Chomsky, like which do you prefer?
like the airy dunk lows, the Carhartt SB Dunk Lows,
or the Daylaw Soul Hives.
And then he'll like stay back to you,
like I don't understand your question,
but thank you very much for writing.
I have a famous Nome-Chanzi story.
When I first set up my Discord.
He mugged me.
All these, yeah, he mugged me.
No, there were people in my Discord
that sent an email to Noam Chomsky about
whether it was an unjustifiable hierarchy
that my Discord server was like moderated
by unelected mods.
Perfect.
Yeah.
That's perfect.
And he said, I don't know the full dynamic of the situation,
but the way you've represented it seems unacceptable.
That's awesome.
Onyx?
Yeah.
Oh, does he must have been like 90, like?
This was like 2018.
So it's like,
Like he had a,
It was like 80s.
Yeah.
But he had like,
He had like a bar mitzvah before the nukes went off, you know?
Like he lived in like a-
He's so fucking old.
Like it's like when people yell at Psyhurst.
Like I'm just like, like stop talking.
Like he's, like he remembers when like Jewish tenements were real.
Okay, Psy is like, he's with it.
No, Psy is extremely with it.
Psy is extremely with it.
I mean, that more on the level of like he's an icon
in that way.
I have a 105-year-old grandmother, right?
and our cousin, this is like two years ago,
I was like home for like a man in December,
and our cousin was like, I don't know,
she's like drinking too much.
I think I should like take walks with her.
And we were like, that's really nice of you,
but she's fucking so old.
Like she was born in 1920.
What do you think you're going to do?
Like she should not only be drinking,
she should be taking heroin.
Robert Kraft just lost a Super Bowl.
Yeah.
As a,
let's go.
Let's go.
I'm going coverage here.
Brother, if you're Jewish, don't go to school tomorrow.
Yeah, the,
the,
Bilal, Bilal, you're needed more than ever tomorrow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bilal, rescue as many as you can.
We are going to try to get you last chopper
out in high school.
you will be regis of nations.
You're even gonna get you in the same gilpahler dot.
You are going to have to get a Jewish wife.
I mean, we are Robert Kraft.
Yeah, we are Robert Kraft.
We like the menorah.
Yeah, we can't be carried out of this.
We like the menorah.
I mean,
also like, you know,
the CNS are pretty likable franchise.
Yeah, look, the militarized zone
that is Seattle has captured another championship.
Nobody seems to like like nobody like who they have dardled is what a fucking superbowl. That's crazy. Yeah, that's so oh dude viking
I think he was like some type of coach who's also named Dan Quinn
Yeah, okay. I mean well they used to have Dan Quinn. Yeah coordinator, but I don't know where Dan
No, Dan Quinn is the fucking type. Yes
But do they have a guy like Dan Quinn who remains, who resembles in all of these sort
of like, aspect and probably-
The real Dan Quinn is funny, but like, he has the same name as, I would say a bigger
legend in football and other things.
Yeah, so wait, do you know about Dan Quinn, the ex-fighter?
Also known as Vytreya?
No.
So, Dana Quinn is this insane guy from where else, Northern California, who had a few MMA
fights and he became sort of notorious on MMA.tv, like the big, you know, the former
world of coaches and fighters with posts in the early-mid-aughts.
It was like an informal job board for MMA, like Dana used to post certain shit.
He became really well known on there because he would put out videos where he said he picked
stevia, like the natural sweetener, zero calorie sweetener.
He said that he would blend it into water and it would clean the toxic floating soap
out of water and create something called pure H2O, which would, it's better than meth, it
helps in the quick meth, it melts tumors off bodies.
He said he would call the rapid weight loss brought on by Stevia as a meltdown.
He would say someone had a 75 pound meltdown and he would mix Stevia with weed.
How does one do that?
You just, you know.
And do medicine.
Well he had multiple methods.
He had multiple methods.
One was to sprinkle it on it.
Yeah, one was to sprinkle it on it like you.
The other was to like dash it with Purex Duo.
And Dan was a big believer in making sure the Wii he bought was bone dry because it's
not made of water wet.
And he would put orange peels in the bowl.
And he's a great video called Can He Beat Nine?
And it's about him trying to beat nine hits in a shitty little bowl using the orange peel
and pure HDL method.
But he said when you smoke weed duo, which is the Steven and Wii combo, that you get
It spun, like on meth, but it's way healthier.
And it makes him so fast that he could win any MMA fight
against anyone on earth, as long as there were no kicks
or kickbacks.
And then he also, so another part of his lore is that
he went to Notre Dame and played football with one year.
And there's a great, so he always said,
he was like, I would dominate.
Unmixed.
And he, and Lou Holtz.
He hates Lou Holtz.
He says that Lou Holtz ruined his life.
He said, Lujol said, I was set up and expelled on an attempted rape charge that I didn't do against Nancy Stakens.
Like that's the other thing, all the people, all the names in the stories are insane.
You look them up and they're like real people.
Like he would talk about this guy named Chet Zawalek and I was like fuck off Dan, that's not a real guy.
I look him up and he's like a lawyer at Notre Dame.
His greatest enemies were Frank Stam's Mike Karts and his brother Keith Karts and he knocked all of them out
but he, so he, his big claim to the fame of Notre Dame is the play as he calls it.
And he's shown the play in videos a bunch of times and it's just like if it was in a movie Dan Quinn would be credited as like football player number 11.
It's just like nothing happens, like the guys already tackled.
When he always talked about how he tackled Ironhead Hayward on 4th Inches and how he's
like the fastest white football.
There's a big thing about him being like so fast that people can't believe he's white.
Yeah, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he has
such good, it's so hard to describe his syntax, it's so funny, but he, he had this one thing
about how after he'd been doing the weed tour for like a year, he was running laps around
of like local high school and he said I was so fucking fast that a grandma and
a group of black children started cheering for me and they were like go away
but he's he became like a I hate that you're a walkout but really we were all
just like talking at him because he's like it's hilarious but he is legitimately
like he has an amazing way of speaking that's so disdain it's like kind of a
time capsule for like tough white guys from the early 80s but he won Dan Quinn
the football guy like the guy who has wikipedia page and presumably does not
live in his car like this guy is alive still yeah yeah I'm like Dan Quinn is
I don't think it's exaggeration to say that like I don't think choppa would
exists but then when because it just led me to everything like it led me to I
would have never written about MMA if not for Dan Quinn I would have never
I mean it is like a kind of also like I think that there is like a pre-Tik Tok
style of like video yeah that like is just now it's it's like the phone the
way you like stage old video everything's so optimized and so easy and
And then like here's this guy who's like spinning out in like 50 million different ways
He's a crazy energy and like a devotion to do this to do this and like spell out a whole like story in our
Like it's there's a continuing threat throughout it. And there's like a there's a
There's the unmistakable comedy of real life that cannot be replicated by even like the most cynical vlogger
Like there's a great video where he's just arguing his mom in the car for the entire time
And during the argument like five minutes in the video he goes, oh I was crazy out of crashes fucking car
And then right as she gets out you just hear
It's just so good
Like streamers now there are guys like on kick who just their thing is just to be like antisocial household
So there's it it's not really funny because like anyone could just do that
Just do the worst things I can think of but Dan is antisocial in a way where it's like he still thinks he's being cool
And so it's so funny when he makes a video like one of my favorite videos called crazy Joe while stew you in your grave
when he had he was deeply involved with a motorcycle game called the
Bogos and he had a few crazy Joe who was his former friend in the bogos and
He he's filming a video
Just like monwalking into the fucking mirror at Starbucks
I put a ton at it
And he's going like eight minutes while eating a breakfast sandwich and then eight minutes
And you hear like a knock on the door and just not even embarrassed or anything. He's just like I'm busy
It's so much funnier than any can try think and ever
Anyone anyone can just like go to a country and like be an asshole and like
just think of like the worst things we can say but like just the way that life
a guy who is crazy this is a purely sincere man it's like outsider
dude he used to give out his phone and we would all call him I remember being
in college and like me and my friends would get drunk and I'd call him and
he like people were calling him all the time but he never got annoyed he was
just he was so used to people talking with him though he like the first thing
he goes like this is a hater call or a fan call and he'd get really excited if he said
you were a fan because the other the thing I've left out is that in addition to discovering
weed 2.0 he also claims to have invented a sexual technique called the violin and the
violin is like his method of kind of language and it's in the first video he ever made he
just says all the stuff about stevia and then he's like oh also the violin and he's like
It only works on abuse victims, but it gives them triple digital orgasms.
If the woman's not an abuse victim, they will have to go to the hospital.
I don't know why.
He's so self-assured that he's done two...
He calls them educational movies, which is movies where he finds a hooker and does the
violent on her and puts it on YouTube and obviously it's really taken down and he's like oh what the f**k
googling Dan Quinn violent all right let's watch the Jasmine Crockett
I've been waiting to pull this up have you been waiting I've been waiting
When see people like Matt Rogers or Bowen Yang getting attacked in your name or say or your fans flood in their comments or something
Anytime a politician is making it too. Obviously about themselves. I'm already
Don't waste your money sending to Jasmine Crockett. Do not do it
That's cool. He gets yelled at a lot because he was like
One of the only journalists in mainstream
He's already old.
Yeah, he's not very old.
Oh yeah, yeah.
To this day, people go fucking insane over it.
I see every time Trump does something bad,
people are like, oh, still think Biden's too old?
And it's like, yeah, this is why that's happening.
Yeah, no, they'd be like, oh, I'm
waiting for a step to cover this one about Trump,
implying that he's like, deep secretly in the pocket
of Donald Trump, like the New York Times.
I love that the idea that instead is just like he goes home,
takes off his suit and puts on like a MAGA hat.
Yeah, yeah.
He's just like a big, he's a big Trump booster that
if it wasn't for a stead saying Biden's too old,
no one would know Biden was old.
Yeah, yeah.
No one would know Biden was old.
No one.
That's my favorite.
It's like, you know, you did this.
Dude, it's like, he said the vote of the vote.
Yeah.
He had to make his, he was the first guy ever,
He did so bad in the debate, he had to make a speech
from the Oval Office where he's like, I'm still alive.
Yeah, it was great and it worked.
I wish he said it.
Any time a politician is making it too obviously
about themselves, I'm already done.
And don't waste your money sending to Jasmine Crockett.
Do not do it.
I must agree.
Don't do it, you're gonna waste your money.
Do you think like, oh, they made them apologize for this?
I know, it's so easy.
The K-Hive went so crazy over this shit,
because I just wish they would fucking channel this energy
into something productive, please.
But that's why they're the K-Hive, though.
You know what I mean?
There's a type of person who they can only produce energy
when it's directed at the most bullshit thing.
Like people who are still mad at me in a turn.
And but they're, yeah.
Yeah, but they're.
Yeah, the truth is that the earlier generations
I'm just kind of personality, like Al Giordano,
like they're literally that.
RIP.
They're literally the other cross.
Like we need, look, we need that skit so energy
on the side of good, okay?
You're wasting it, like too raw, too real.
It's true, like if you're in a fight, right?
Like you want the bug eye.
Yes.
You want the bug eye person on your team.
I want Mr. Weeks driving around in a van
that's like Google birdie rapist, I say.
That's just like, I love him, dude.
Yeah, right.
We need to close it right in the place.
I love it.
I think one of these days though, one of these days they're gonna fucking redirect the skits
to a beam on something good, on something appropriate.
I know it's gonna happen.
Alex, Alex loves hanging out like when we play video games together.
He would just always say it.
It's such an awesome man.
It's such a fucking awesome game.
It's incredible.
I've just like, I've only ever said a Rack Maroc Lobster or whatever, don't care game name,
but the game name is so awesome.
The Eclectic Brother may be one of the better.
It really is.
It's unreal.
But you know who all those people, you know who all those people, they wouldn't exist,
the guy who paved the way for them, like also kind of a game-clinian figure, Scotty Burberry,
the greatest liberal poster of all time.
Oh my god.
Yeah, do you remember, were you around for Scotty Mercury?
Oh my God, do I ever get familiar with that?
I know a lot of people.
No, this is, I think that this is,
we should say this for another time.
I think this is, this would be like torture.
I will just, let's just finish this.
Okay, okay.
No, Wiener, do you think, you know,
that's kind of how the cookie crumbles,
like that's how the game is played?
No, with the level of the text that I face.
I mean, this is just kind of part of,
unfortunately, kind of what comes with it.
And I think that, you know, people for the vast majority of what I saw, they were very clear again,
the attacks had nothing to do with substance, right?
I love her. I love that the detail and the profile about her, where her lock screen is just like her.
When you see yourself, that's a great difference. Yeah. To identify when someone has a lock screen
that's just the photo of them. It's written up, like it's one thing when it's like you and your
friends but it's just like you it's so good like yeah again it's like if her
beliefs were good I like Trump also famously has a lock screen photo oh
that's right yeah I think it's the pain the patriotic yeah it's the United
States flag face you know it's weird too it's like they would get along like if
they just oh yeah they are like kind of the same or it's like a magnetism
where it's like they have the same kind of charge and maybe a little
I know I don't think that because like Trump's really good at like disarming people who are kind of like him
That well, that's where it's like I do think if she ever gets like
Prosecuted for something like if she ever if it turns out that like oh, she like gave a sweeter deal or whatever to somebody
Like she will absolutely do like Eric had like she'll just immediately. Yeah, I've always said that Donald Trump is the most honest man in politics
I'm gonna do that but here here is my my go to raw to real. Let's take a look. He is the man
He just like a lot of the cab guys like remind me of my stalkers like the crazy like under every reply for like
seven years
Non-stop like they just never they never go away. They remind me of like the I have like one of skips the credit people who like
You know the DM me a punch and a bunch and like follow me across like giving house
Yeah, and like a very small percentage of them like they cross over in the real world and
like follow us to shows and shit like find out where we're at and
He reminds me like he's yeah same like I get to see like gut reaction. Here's the same tenacity
Yeah, and in intensity as well
Look, I'm glad that some black folks are waking up and I know a lot of people are upset about what's happening around Jasmine Crockett, but baby, let's clock this real quick. I told y'all after six years ago.
Why do these guys never like ride for a summer league or like eat hot nomad or anybody else? Like it's always like the most, because they don't mean into them. I mean those people's politicians like they just don't mean into the shit that Crockett did.
And it's also like, it's not about politics.
It like, part of it is that it's like,
it's just a vector to do like identity stuff.
But more than that, it's like, again,
it's like when people are like,
oh, Trump was a little smart.
Yeah, he wouldn't be Trump then.
If these people could care about like something
that wasn't just like stupid bullshit.
Yeah, they wouldn't be, he wouldn't be fucking this guy.
You know?
Like they, like I've never heard them speak
for Jamal Bowman, Corey Bush,
like people who have been unjustly maligned,
attacked ruthlessly by a fucking incredibly powerful foreign lobby for speaking truth
to power being honest in a moment where it really mattered. Never. Never a fucking peep
from these guys. It's always just like Jasmine Crockett, Kamala Harris. It blows my fucking
mind.
Well, A, if they spoke to those people, that would necessarily like kind of indict Kamala
and Crockett to some extent. But B, it's just like, yeah, no, they can't. That's like not
Part of the if you do that the point is you have to like talk about like Israel and the lobby and all this shit
and what they want to talk about is just like
everyone's being mean to her and
Shocking coincidence all the people that are like unfairly mean to her. They're fucking ugly
And they never had sex this is where that argument is the truth
This is where the bar has on is the gigalib aesthetics hyper focus roast over policy as people not actually solidarity for any of them
But like, I mean, these are, the other politicians aren't mentioning like, you could just, you know, you could also defend them under the same principles, especially because the politicians I mentioned get unjustly and unfairly attacked with regular frequency, as opposed to like...
But that's the other thing, they don't want to like, it's not as fun to like, point out like a legitimate, like, attack, it's more fun to be like, he said don't donate to her and we all know what that's code for.
Yeah.
He wants to kill her.
or like this is what crazy people are going for, we must secure an existence for our white
children.
Right, well one of the defining traits of a crazy person is that they like to take
things that are like, if not innocuous, like just you couldn't honestly be offended by
it and just be like, oh I found the hidden meaning.
Crazy people love finding hidden meanings and dreams and they don't, it's the same
the people who are like the QAnon people who are like oh they were like all
these skits about Michael Jackson to the J. Lamar show they were the ball was
attacking him because he's the one guy who like isn't a pedophile and they're
more into that than like the troves of evidence or like everyone there or when
you look at the FZ files when you look at the FZ files and you're like oh avoid
all the times when they're literally saying like I want a child to rape
Yeah, only look at like the mentions of
Yeah
Dude, they're like literally there are
Pages upon pages thousands of pages of them just straight up ordering children and you're focusing on
What you think cheese pizza me? Oh, I have to be at this what this girls high school play
Yeah, yeah, or like fucking like like said, what was it? What would Elon Musk?
and he says, am I armored into Elon Musk?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, where he's like,
oh, oh, oh, there's some diplomats there.
He's like, that sounds pretty stupid
for a guy who's going to space.
And then, and then Jeffrey replies like,
am I armored into just kidding?
Nobody there will be under 25, over 25 and all very cute.
Dude, yeah.
Like he was like, yeah,
there's not a lot of subtlety there.
It's so fucking, I don't know if Elon is like,
What he did like the extent of it, but the evidence is playing to the idea that
He himself maybe was not a pedophile, but he was trying to do it
He is so wild to me too. How like that's well years ago. He sounds like a red-eater
He partook just to fit in
He's like, you know, I'm just really,
I'm really gonna come down to the island.
It's just been so busy at work this year.
And I really,
Yeah, cucking and playing it's ass is great for you.
Yeah, it's like, it's been like, you know,
have me down for your wildest party.
He's, I love, I love, the younger the better.
I want them as young as you like them, Jeffrey.
I promise.
That's what I'm saying.
It's like, they're doing all this like creepy fucking
in a window and Elon's like, got any children for an epic serve?
To me, part of it has to also be that like, I need an island fix yet.
That was like, I need an island fix.
Oh my god dude.
It's so crazy.
He's too cringe for the pedophile.
But what is so crazy to me though, and this also is that, remember, Elon like lied.
He said like, oh, she just photo bombed me and it's like dude, you say that and you had
I do have known that you wrote in an email to these people
that the emails were given to a justice department.
At the time we knew, at the time we knew Kimball Musk was like
giving one of Jeffrey Epstein's likely trafficked women
and was routinely going to his house.
So I couldn't believe it.
I kept repeating it.
I was like, you know, Kimball Musk is definitely
in the fuck of us.
And now we know for sure, Elon was also in the office.
Well anything he knew that when he said
Donald Trump is a pedophile,
Like, that was, that was, I, part of that to me was also that it's like, how are you this rich and this emotional?
You know what it reminded me of, actually?
So, like, Henry Kissinger, when you read, like, works of, like, like, all of the really good scholarly treatments of Kissinger,
they all have to spend, like, serious time talking about how, like, he was an emotional guy.
Like, Richard Nixon, that's the first thing he always says about, like, Kissinger, but he's very emotional, very nervous, man.
And it's, like, totally at odds with, like, the public image of him as, like, this fucking tally-rand.
Yeah, yeah, like picture of fucking poise and cool and then it's like it turns out he's a nervous wreck all the time
Like it's same fucking shit here
Yeah, because anyone who like anyone where there's like that much of a comprehensive idea of their public image
They have spent thousands of hours like putting together
If you yeah, if there's someone you've never met and it's actually not that much video
And then it's like and then it turns out that like Elon Musk. He's like oh, he's like the most emotional
Emotional, yeah, like whatever like it's so good. That's why his his marketing is like oh, I'm actually I'm like young children
His young children wasn't racist
yeah
speaking of
the k-high people
No dem or critique of the Trump regime should tether themselves to Hassan Piker
That's awesome. These guys are I don't know what kind of battle these guys are fighting
But I do love I do love seeing stuff like this from like liberals like die-hard liberals who will just like
Who who have just like decided I am responsible for Kamala Harris's loss
Which makes no sense because it's like if I had that level of power then it's idiotic that she didn't like come to me
To be like what would you like?
I
remember like we come to the election. I'm in this like
This bizarre position and never imagined myself in where I was like talking to like
Democrats I knew and they were like they were the same as dream people
like this is a fucking landslide like never come back from this country's
fucked and it was like you guys lost by like 1.5 points in a cost of
living election with like a shooting incumbent and a shitty like two years
after like holding your own and even gaining seats in a midterm yeah but
like but now they like now they're like sort of sneakily recharacterized and as
like a squeaker, which it also is not, but like to the point where you can kind of, even
though it was also a bullshit to do this in 2016, to be like, oh, all the people who were
saying, I just, I can't hold my nose because of Gaza, it's their fault, even though it
was like, it's the first time that a Republican has won the popular vote since, according
to the lying media in 2004, but we all know what happened in Ohio.
So, since we're here.
You know.
All right, well, I think Pablo has found out how tiring this process is.
I feel like...
I think I realized that I do like sports, and I really enjoyed hanging with you guys.
I'm never going to do this again.
I'm going to show up tomorrow.
I'm going to be like, so what do you think of the game?
I'd be like, well, let me tell you about Jasmine Crockett.
You tell me about Dan Quinn and Weed.
Yeah, you just start dumping out all the sugar that's in your office.
Anyway, thank you so much everybody.
Go ahead, where can people find you?
Thank you so much for attending the No Super Bowl Super Bowl.
and honor genuine honor yeah yeah I feel so bad he's never I'm gonna text him
he's just gonna fucking he's gonna go to give it like yeah but I had this is my
idea I know it was a devastating idea for it was my idea when I texted you you
were like what time is the Super Bowl and I was like I'm gonna go through with
this despite having just a question well you could have at any point been like
hey man I don't know if we know this but like you know I do investigate
reporting but like it's I am a sports journalist I'm getting messages from the
80 but yeah thank you so much for coming on working people find you
Povlatori finds out is a show. One quick thing, I waited however many hours, on my show we investigated a guy on
Death Row in Texas who I visited a couple weeks ago who was there unjustly. He was wrongfully convicted.
He was sentenced because of police hypnosis which is a fucking crazy junk
signs that has since been outlawed but does not reply retroactively. His name is
Charles Don Flores. We interviewed him. It's a 50-minute long thing. You can watch it on
on YouTube, at Poblotore finds out and understand why we did it, but even if you don't, there's a petition
it's on my Twitter account, at Poblotore, also on the YouTube thing, and just sign it, it takes 15 seconds
it would really help, it's kind of why I wanted to do this also, is just
please sign that petition for Charles Flores and see why it's incredibly fucked up that the state of Texas
is going to execute this man, and I'd appreciate it if you took a second to do that
I've never even, I thought I heard of all the stupid like bullshit cops do this stuff
I've never even I didn't even know there's a video of the woman the eyewitness being hypnotized by the Texas police and
It is unbelievable
This is the video that you did yes, and people don't love clicking
It turns out sports fans on death row content, but I think you're actually
Understand that this shit is crazy like we'll watch it. Yeah watch it on stream now right now. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah
But the only reason he got sentenced to death was because, and I witness, more than a year later, identified him after being forensically hypnotized.
And it gets crazier from there. He was never accused of being the gunman.
The actual killer, who pled guilty, is out of prison, got him for, got him for over 10 years ago, and he remained because Texas has the law of parties,
which means that if you are an alleged accessory to a crime, you get capital punishment.
And so this guy is sentenced to death and is awaiting, uh, yeah, Supreme Court petition
and the Kale-Marie efforts, but like, it's looking bleak and so all we can do is make
sure that people know that this guy exists, so please sign the petition.
How long has he been on death row?
26 years.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
In fact, he's 99.
Jesus Christ.
And you meet him and he's a, he's a great fucking hang and he is remarkable.
If he interviewed, I just can't imagine that someone has made peace with his life, not
made peace with his life, but figured out a way to live that long and have people who
visit him come out feeling better about themselves.
And that's just a remarkable thing for any human being to be able to claim.
And this guy again is innocent of murder.
That's not in question.
But he's there because the law that overturned the junk signs of police hypnosis does not
apply retroactively so this is exactly thank you this is you have to sign up for
an account or anything it's just name email add it and it will help that's
what his legal team is asking us to do it's the least that I think certainly I
can do so we appreciate all you guys for for taking a second to do it it's wild
Wow. Wow. Oh. Alright Noah. It's a tough, tough act to follow there. Yeah, I was going to say a blowback.show. Our last two episodes of our current season of Angola and Cuba air. Also, I guess the only actual plug I would make is just keep paying attention to what's going on in Cuba and I will have a story, a scoop in drop site in the next day or two related to that.
that. So stay tuned. Felix? Uh, check out Law & Order Criminal and
Ten. It's a great show. Turn and bring it back. This is Guy Dan Quinn. Yeah, yeah. Um,
Detective Lauren Quinn. Oh man, that's, I know how I'm ruining tomorrow's show. You
can listen to all these terrible episodes, all due after discovering that concept. Anywhere
podcast are meant to YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts. Stitcher has been permanently compromised.
So you can't do anything there. You could even just steal someone's phone or make someone
transcribe the episodes for you at gunpoint if you can't hear. If you're blind, well,
that's why podcasts are an audio format. But we're also on Patreon, patreon.com,
and you can follow me on X, the everything app, and Instagram, the visual app, whether
there's no audio or words, at FireLogic.
Alright, and everybody tomorrow, I will be linking up with Mom and Khalil.
I'll have a regular stream before then, but obviously, you know, we're going to be talking
know him now that the court has repealed his his his deportation order was
stopped and another court appealed it so he's now still isolated for deportation
we'll be talking about that experience and what it's yet to come. Love you guys and see you tomorrow.
Thank you once again guys for coming on. That was incredible.
Thanks for having me man. Thanks for having me.
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