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04-27-2026 · 6h 10m
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with working good.
I got both hands off the wheel.
The times are coming.
I'm listening to the music with no fear.
You can hear it till you're sincere.
And you can't stay on your feet And you're thinking in your sleep
You wish that you were a kid
You could have been laughing to myself
If you could, you would be someone else
Cause I'm a punk fucker, yes I am
Well, I'm a punk fucker, yes I am
Cause I'm a dog under the sand
Well, I'm a dog under the sand
See me die on the week of street
I'm born with being God
See me spilling in my car
What's going on, everybody?
I hope everyone's having a fantastic evening, afternoon, pre-noon, no matter where you are
in the world in the Sompiker, and this last time broadcast, I'm coming to you live from
sunny not sunny actually very gloomy new york new york also known as mom
donald's town we're live and alive everybody from mom donald's town I keep
coming back here so much it's like my home away from home you know
We're in Manhattan, New York, Piker Broadcasting Service coming to you live from Manhattan,
New York, New York State.
One of the greatest cities in the world under the governorship, the mayoralty of Zohran
Kwame Mamdani ladies and gentlemen
At this stage I might as well get a house here
And might as well get a second house here and do the Pied pietta tear tax. I remember you say it, you know what I'm saying
Might as well
second house tax kind of fuck that was not called woman hatton true real that's
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were alive where's brace I don't know where brace is but you've been in
New York City more than LA this year at this rate true and I'm gonna keep
doing it. I'm going to keep doing the damn thing. Anyway, it is actually technically 66 degrees and
sunny here in New York, New York, and I've had a long, long day. Not a chud ass loser, as a matter
of fact. It's one of the first instances where I'm not a chud ass loser. I ended the broadcast
yesterday, hung out with the family a little bit, hung out with the family a little bit,
got all of my gear ready, got all my clothes ready, got on a plane,
and then flew to New York City. Now, unfortunately, for me,
I mean, tuxedo, unfortunately for me,
I didn't get to sleep at all on the flight.
I got your blast off, Druku, thank you.
I didn't get to sleep at all on the flight.
This is part of the broadcast where I tell you
about my personal news, by the way, you already know.
Yeah, I didn't sleep at all on the flight.
And I watched F1, the Brad Pitt movie.
And that boy is old.
that
, you heard that looks nice and I got one a while ago the movie was horrible
yet it was all right it wasn't that good
I posted the same story twice. Oh, no, did I? Oh, I did. How is that possible? I don't
even know how that happened. Anyway, deleting the second mention of the same story. Why do
All your haters look like this law. What is this? Oh, this guy. I obsessively post about
the Sompiker. I'm making a difference. I don't know. It's all downstream from their own personal
animosity. Their anger, their resentment that they feel towards someone that I think might have
hurt them when they were growing up. That looks like me. But wasn't Marty Supreme terrible? I
I don't know, I didn't watch Marty Spring, but in any case,
ladies and gentlemen, boys, girls, and MBS were live,
were alive coming to you live from stolen Algonquin land.
Is this Algonquin territory?
Is this Sue?
What is it?
I don't know, but it's ballroom Blitz time, baby.
We'll be talking about all of that
and more on the broadcast today.
But, yeah, Reddit mod archetype.
Yeah, if you look like a Reddit,
if you look like a Reddit mod,
you have a 100% likelihood
of having a weird hyperfixation on me.
And hopefully it goes away one day.
Hopefully you get better.
In any case,
You
Gotta watch Nipon song Goku on Amazon Prime's a fire anime Japan lost World War 3 got sent back to song goku period MC is bringing
MC is bringing about Xi Jinping thought into building Japan back. It's both dark and witty
Okay, I like that quite a bit new episode is out
Hey, it's on my brother who's a diehard Republican, but doesn't vote is now walking around talking about the need for a new socialist order. Thanks to your videos. XD nice being here. Hell yeah, brother.
So
Where was I? What was I saying?
Oh, I was telling you about my personal news. So
So I came back I I flew in didn't sleep at all got like an hour asleep beforehand and this morning recorded
the episode on
my third
Episode of choppo trap house I went on choppo trap house morning rather choppo trap house went on me pause
So I haven't really slept at all I have not slept
at all
Not great situation is not great
But we're gonna we're in plow through it
We're gonna push through it. It's gonna be great. I'm on a shit ton of caffeine. Hopefully that'll keep me going
But you know, I did a little nappy poo hit a quick nappy poo
in the morning between arriving at the hodl and then doing the chop oh pod.
But yeah, hold on.
I also ordered creatine pills and I need to make sure that they replace it.
And there's a replacement approval necessary
Okay, is that when you nap and shit yourself to wake up? Yeah, creating gives me cramps
Um, y'all had Courtney on. I thought you didn't like Smosh. Wait, what, when did you get that idea? I, of course I like Smosh.
Smosh and my, my audience has a tremendous amount of, uh, phalennial crossover.
Felix on stream when and who else will you be collabing with baby girl?
Um, I have some collabo's.
I have some collabo's that I had the, you know, back out of given the additional attention and scrutiny, not scrutiny necessarily, but the additional attention and the threats that I've been receiving and some others that I will continue doing.
One of my patients was wearing your merchandise at Claremont Colleges. Shout out to them, Dr. Jihad, says Dr. Felipe 89. You should have told him.
You should have been like, ah, you're a fan of Dr. Jihad, it seems. I wonder if someone has a shirt of mine.
Like if they have my merch, I suspect that they got to be.
What is this?
Here you go, your best slogan, practice your preaching.
You know what's really crazy about this?
All my haters have this weird sexual obsession.
It's pathological, it's psychosexual, but they always make me hot.
They always make me hot and they make me slay
Like
It's very strange it's a very strange thing that these guys do like I
I legitimately think a big chunk of this hatred has to come from, like, what they think is going on sexual style.
Like, there has to be an obsession that revolves around being sexually frustrated every single time.
In any case, thank you for the playlist Amacius. We got a lot going on
What the fuck another Fox news hit worthless far-left influence are seemingly praises Luigi Mangione. Oh my fucking God here we go
Yeah, even Fox News the most trusted name in news said objectively I was hot so I guess
there's there's that.
I
Have you seen this video Zach Plansky making a journalist literally freak out on air. No
So I have not seen it Zach my goat Polansky
What the frick it still says New York City tomorrow, that's not good on my caption
No one even corrected me
Eight new pieces today eight
Eight pieces that's crazy, bro. That's too many pieces. That's too much mustard
This is this site is getting a lot of utility
Head not so small here. Thank you. It's maybe because I'm wearing something. That's like actually form fitting
Fox and Friends did a segment on YouTube. Brian Kilmeade was talking about how dangerous you are, but nothing uploaded on YouTube again.
Still linking me to Shooter, even though he wasn't, he was a hater.
I guess no one cares right? We knew that already though right? We knew that
already. I don't understand how we can exist in this kind of insane media
environment but Fox News, wait well I'm scrolling but it's not showing. Where is
Where are the latest ones Washington examiner one hour ago? Will the Democrats hate embrace hating America in 2028?
Washington examiner another hour ago. Democrats have normalized political violence
The New York Times
The Washington the Wall Street Journal when rationalization turns deadly
It's very strange, it's a very strange phenomena where all of these guys on the one hand are
frustrated with the lack of credibility that the media has, but also on the other hand they're
They're just like playing fast and loose with these kinds of narratives that make no sense.
It is what it is, I guess.
Fox rarely puts you on their main channel, but there's a few clips on their clips channel.
I like that.
like Fox News and Asmongole have the same media strategy.
Try refreshing control shift R.
Oh, oh, Jewish telegraph agency, that one came out?
That was supposed to be an interview that I did.
That one's actually interesting.
I wanna see how people react to that one.
Hassan Piker favors Hamas, is pushing Dems to be anti-Israel and wants Jews not to worry
about him.
An interview with the influencer gaining ground with liberals and alarming Jewish leaders.
That's a crazy title for it.
Oh my God.
I had like a almost two hour conversation with Andrew Lepin.
That's awesome though.
that's a that's a funny that's a funny title for it
hold on i mean i knew this was going to be like somewhat contentious because it's the jewish telegraphing agency
andrew's the guy he's actually pretty he's actually fairly woke for the record like he's not uh
he this is not like uh like a super aggressive uh reporter but uh
You know
In any of you with the ascended his Sampa Group insists he's not anti-semitic
What's the link to this website with all these articles is Hassan Avi m44 C
Dot at Hassan avidot m44 dot cl
Republicans are sinking but Democrats aren't rising
Yahoo Finance. I'm pro piracy all the way. I'm supposed to sound piker and others debate micro looting
What the hell is this man?
This is
I'm getting I'm eating it from every angle. It's like
Bloomberg what Hassan piker statements about patents implies for the future of patents like they're gonna be like
They're going to be talking about me on, I don't know, like Kitchen Weekly.
Hasan Piker eats chicken the wrong way. What this says about the consumption of
chicken.
This never is old.
Live order in the hearing room or you'll be asked to leave. You, ma'am, you'll
please take a seat or we'll have to have you. Then you'll need to relieve.
Trump, help us. Please help us, Mr. President, before it is too late. Because Jack Dorsey is
trying to influence the election. It's so crazy because like she won in the end, right?
Like she won. She did all of this. She was ritualistically humiliated.
And at the end, it didn't matter because she won anyway. We're blasting off folks. We're
blasting off another day, another 17 quintillion articles. Sky News Australia. Oh, this is the
crazy lady, right? That wrote this, I assume. Yeah, Rita Panahi. The Sompiker is complicit
in the rise. This is Rupert Murdoch. This lady hates me, bro. This is a, I mean, she's
Australian and she's also a stooge for Rupert Murdoch. She's irrelevant. This is the
Luni left is losing it.
Hassan Plagor is a dangerous anti-Semite.
Hassan Plagor is a dangerous anti-Semite.
On this week.
On this week of lefties losing it.
the son Parker how season this two season today on the feud network
auto trader sitting in the winds hoping it will say something about used cars so they
can dog pile on this trend yeah looney lefty's losing it the son Parker is
complicit in the rise of political violence in the U.A.s.
I'm,
I'm here,
I'm here with Newsweek senior editor at large, George Hammer,
that says there's a movement in the U.S. teaching people that words of violence.
Mr. Hammer told Sky News host Rita Panahi that the left is trying to make
words and violence interchangeable.
And you have these streamies like a Sompaka who are now openly advocating for it wait words are violence
Wait, these guys are like hurting themselves in confusion. I thought I thought it was now the right that was complaining that words are violence
And and therefore someone needs to do something about me
Isn't it funny how Australia feels relevant? I mean, it's hilarious to me that
Australian news thinks that they can gain any relevance this way, but
I don't know what to do with it.
On this wake of lefties loosing it.
Hassan Pogger.
She lives in America.
We don't come claim her.
Sorry.
With this accent.
It's not.
It's not.
not. It's not. And he also wants us to believe the virulently anti-American forces that hate
President Trump, hate him so much that they're now siding with the Iranian regime. Well, we must
believe that they actually really dig down love America. You're going to tell me with the accent
like that, that she's American. I'm sorry. That's like wearing your fucking passport on your face.
Okay, sorry big dog, Crocky, that's one of your's guys.
Rot? Or nor. Or nor. This lady could live anywhere she wants to live and it doesn't matter.
She's always gonna be an Aussie down to the cool, mate.
By the way, why is an Australian news broadcaster for SkyNews.com.Australia talking about anti-American
hatred demonstrated by the American Democratic Party against the American Republican president
Donald J. Trump. What are we doing here? Okay. Like, lady, don't you have a ding-guy story
to cover? Why are you talking about Hassan Pika? It doesn't make any sense. Why is this
lady defending the American Republican Party over the American Democratic Party? Like, this
is not a thing for you. If anything, it's not beneficial for you to defend Donald Trump
at all. What the hell are you talking about? Go cover the wallabies. Go cover the wallabies
and the ding guys eating a baby. Rupert Murdoch is the owner of this media company. Anyway,
I'm not even going to fucking dignify that with a reaction.
We're a client's tight mate.
Oh no.
I know.
It's just still funny when
the youngsters aren't going to get the dingo joke.
You think youngsters don't know about a dingo eight more baby.
Put the shrimp on the ball bay at dingo eight more baby.
Let's like,
do Zoomers not know that?
Is that you or her talking?
Chatter's like, I'm on audio only, I can't tell.
I can't tell if it's you talking or if it's her talking.
You're so fucking old, bro.
No!
I'm just saying, I don't get over here
on my podium and talk about the devastating losses that the Australian forces received
in the fucking emu wars, okay? I'm not here talking about Albanais. Albanais! Okay, maybe
I am sometimes. A dingo actually eat that baby though? Yeah. Babies are dingos meat
on the Barbie. Anyway, I'm excited to hear about this Jewish telegraphic agency article
and like what came out of it. And I also want to see what like people will say. SDEM's
response is working against real organized resistance by jumping on any active resistors
calling it evil and glazing the cops.
turns out turns out the Dingo story was true they found the kids remains in a
dingo den fucking hell these dingos after the emu wars are over we should do a
dingo war as well fucking hell Slam a gobble vb long necks in the morning and
then go take out a fucking dingo den
the Brazilian liberal media went crazy over him, even more than CNN and Fox News. Yeah.
What is this? Hasan, I have been a long-term community member, but I'm leaving today.
I have fallen off stairs today while putting on my pants, got taken to the hospital,
I have a surgery tomorrow. I have laughed at people saying you are the only one to blame,
you are the one to blame for violence because I wasn't the one who you were causing violence
to. Today, I realized that even I can become the target of your violence and violent rhetoric when
I fell down those stairs. Here you go, chatter. Anyway, let's get back to Laura Lima. Lefty's
losing it. Laura fuck on lemma.
What she said, I can't understand.
What?
That is my
censoring in shadow.
How about a day in 12 and a half?
15, 17 and 20, 17 and a half?
17 and a half 30.
Yep.
$30 down here.
10, half by 35, 7, half 40.
That $40 to have high five,
45, 7, half a day.
That's $50 down here.
Officer, will you escort this
young lady out please?
Yep.
10, half by 5,
55, 7, half 70.
What?
10, half by 5,
75, 7, half 80,
$3.85, $5.90, $100, $10.00, $1.25, $1.25, $2.22, $2.25, $2.25, $3.00, $3.00, $3.50, $3.50, $4.00, $4.50, $4.50, we're selling the cell phone there, $4.50, $4.50, $4.50, $5.50, $5.50, $5.50, $5.50, I yield back.
Incredible work.
Oh wait, someone's at the door, hold on.
It's not Musad, it's housekeeping.
Somehow I think our auctioneer in residence is going to get tweeted about today.
Yeah, okay, Bro's waiting for the chance to show off his auctioneer skills.
I mean, yeah, he's done that before, which, you know, I respect.
By the way, this one got 700,000 views. We're so back.
The agents pulled out guns and began running towards the ballroom.
White jacket caters screamed and bolted for stairwells.
Pandemonium rained as top cabinet official were evacuated.
Robert Kennedy Jr. and his wife, Cheryl Heinz, came out and were ushered into an
elevator. Then Janine Perot emerged.
The FBI director, Cash Patel, came, uh,
Taryn crossed the hallway with two men in tow.
His girlfriend was hiding in a room with another man who was holding her hand!
HA HA AAAAAAAA
Just with those both fired, he ain't cooked at the same night, bro!
OUSHAAAAAAA
Tux-
Oh my god.
Stop spoiling the new episode of the boys anyway, I'm making a spaghetti squash.
This is so- that is so fake.
So fake. Wait, what?
Oh
They're talking about the the attempt I was like what the story's not faked
Literally people just sitting at their tables unbothered
Yeah, everyone everyone on tiktok everyone on uh lib talk everyone on twitter
Virtually every fucking liberals like yeah, this shit was faked, dude, uh, and
That's that's all I got. They they're faking this for the ballroom. And guess what, dude?
I don't think you realize how funny you are when you go live. Thank you chatter. I don't realize
how funny I am. Okay, I don't. I think I'm unfunny. I tried to be as funny.
Um, I know it's not staged. I know it's not staged, but I don't care if lips say it's fake. Oh yeah, me too. I like it.
Um, I like it. It's, uh, Republicans are getting a taste of their own medicine over and over again. And it's unironically, it's like fighting fire with fire.
Right because Republicans are clearly engaging in misinformation as they always do. They're trying to turn this entire thing into like
I don't know the left is so radical the left is so violent blah blah blah and
and
It's failing it's it's it actually does not have any
Salience any longer because the entirety of the liberal
media ecosystem, not the media ecosystem necessarily, but the entirety of like liberals that are
receiving this information are going, uh, no, this is just for the ballroom.
But in any case, let's get to, uh, this Jewish telegraphic agency, uh, dot org, Hassan
Piker favors Hamas is pushing Dems to be anti-Israel and wants Jews not to worry
about him. An interview with the influencer getting ground with liberals and alarming Jewish
leaders. This is from Andrew Lupin who asked me the question about Rabbi Shmueli, but he
had sent a request to interview me when I was doing the Abdel El Sayed stump, but we didn't
see it until later and I hit him up and I was like, listen, I'd love to talk to you
if you want. And I did a sit down with him for like an hour.
I want to see what this is. This is gonna be I'm trying to do the rounds here
I'm trying to I'm trying to reach out to the to the Jewish Council of Elders, so they
Realize that I'm not a threat, but let's see if it works. Okay
Trying to do a media push on the Jewish side of media
People are probably gonna yell at me
Uh, for having this conversation of son piker seven is live streaming chair midway through a video call with the jewish telegraph agency discusses views on jews real Zionism by people piker met his own
The three million followers he boasts on the streaming site twitch where the left wing personality from the same chair opines
Uh politics in between video game sessions for up to eight hours a day
That doesn't include them anymore who watch clips of his show on youtube or fall my next people are gonna say
What are you doing? This is jewish exceptionalism might you care so much about making sure that jews like you?
we continued the thirty four-year-old new jersey native who's recently rocketed
into the center of the democratic party's identity crisis then answered
his own question i still think that there's value in reaching as many
people as possible and helping understand where i'm coming from he said
so they're not freaking out when they see their nieces or nephews watching me on
twitch and then they think that their sons or daughters or nieces or nephews
have turned into neo-nazis
that's why i'm having this conversation with you he added
so that more people can hear something in the jewish newspapers that isn't
just this guy's a heinous anti-semite
pikers and about anti-zionist was said that i must have that uh... thousand
times better than israel has said i don't have an issue with his bullock
compared to ronnie back with the rebel
to and frank and like in liberals i was a liberal nazis
he reiterated the gta
i still i do still believe that i was a racist ideology like i genuinely
believe that
the anti-defamation least out of the green blood recently called like a one
of the most outspoken
virulent anti-semitic influence in the world
the stalwart pro-israel democratic congressperson richie torres wrote
to the heads of which to express a lot about the amplification of anti-semitism
on twitch at the hands of a son piker saying that he's emerged a poster child
for the post-october seventh outbreak of anti-semitism in america
such criticism is escalated by great assault describe marx's socialist becomes
an increasingly influential player in democratic politics
he joined rallies for michigan senate candidate earlier this month and his
host is several progressive members of congress
next month the provocateur will appear in san francisco ish's uh...
short cut chakra party congressional candidates as israel committed to
genocide in gaza
his influence beginning to extend beyond progressives as california governor
gavin newson a leading twenty twenty presidential candidate said he would
appear on piker stream
piker looks on as u.s. candidate
uh... obdl said delivers a stump speech
speaking to jewish telegraph agency in his first extensive interview with a
jewish news outlet piker acknowledged anti-israel activism can morph into
anti-jewish rhetoric but also said he can't be responsible for everyone's
movement says
he explained that he wants to combat anti-semitism in part because it
undercuts anti-israel activism
he condemned heinous violence against jews such as the temple israel attack
in michigan
but maintain that american jewish organizations are fanning the flames
and creating an atmosphere of hysteria
how does piker reconcile the tensions and contradictions that radiate within
his world view
the answer is important not just because his influence is rising but because
there are signs that a growing number of america's already share some of his
fundamental beliefs
that israel is a maligned presence in the world
and for the united states
in particular
that the united states should stop sending it to israel and that israel's
character in comic explains the violence is people face from the likes of
humas and has bola
as american jews adjust to a new reality in which
contradictions law yet you have to realize like obviously the jewish
telegraph agency i'm not talking to an anti-zionist
this is not an anti-zionist paper at all this is a very much pro israel
newspaper
this is perhaps one of the most important
uh... newspapers uh... for for uh... jewish syndication on the jewish
press in the United States of America, this, whatever I say to them, will go to all of
the other Jewish papers as well from this point on.
It's infinitely more relevant than, for example, Jewish insiders.
Jewish insiders is very clearly an outlet that is entirely dedicated to smearing people
who criticize Israel.
Jewish telegraphic agency is like an actual Jewish newspaper, right?
If you're not an anti-Semite, why on yesterday's stream did you spend three hours reading from
the Torah with a silly condescending voice? Shut the fuck up chatter. Anyway.
As American Jews adjust to a new reality in which old norms about anti-semitism in the US Israel relationship are being shattered
Piker's vision is one that some worn Jews will need to increasingly grapple with going forward Piker those as many Jews are on his side
There are a lot of young American Jews at least in my community who also feel this way
He said they might be a little bit more shy about expressing their opinions and polite company
Yeah, this was for all the Jewish Hassanabi heads out there by the way
I was fucking coming I was I was doing mama bear work for you so that you can have a normal conversation with your
with your relatives in the future.
JTA spoke to Piker several days before the attempted assassination of President Donald Trump
and several cabinet members of Saturday's White House Correspondents Center.
An event that has prompted renewed concern about escalating violent rhetoric on both sides of the aisle.
Some, including pro-Israel right-wing Jewish influencer Lizzie Szevetsky,
have attributed the shooting specifically to rhetoric promulgated by Piker.
Born in Brunswick, New Jersey, Turkish Paris, the large leaders in Istanbul Park got a start on Uncle Junker
Uncle Chunk Weigert's left wing network the young Turks in 2020
Piper left the company and launched a twist stream from his Los Angeles area home in West Hollywood that is now outstripped
Weigert's influence. Damn. They just came after Uncle Chunky Weigert
Saying Uncle Chunky Weigert's washed in comparison to
Your influence. Pygher's comments about Israel are nestled among hour-long streams that touch on a wide variety of topics
Labels is anti-imperialism anti-fascist that includes criticizing America, which he said deserved 9-11
Yaryos and Rosenberg are doing a recent piece of piker exhibits. Bro. Come on. You talked to me for two hours
Why are you fucking giving insight from Yahya Rosenberg? Jesus Christ anyway
Mao Zedong lamented the fall of the Soviet Union noting that tens of millions of victims of the Soviet Union went on mention
Rosenberg is currently engaged in a background for the piker after saying the shimmer mischaracterized Albert Einstein's views on Israel a
A symptom he said of a fast and loose approach to facts. Okay. The least you could do is put my response to Rosenberg, right?
Which is which happened after this interview took place?
Okay, what the fuck is this bro? This guy this guy is just like spamming country points wants on all right, man
She needs to get in fucking line. All right. There's a lot of people that want to come on me
I'll have her I'll have her on the stream. Shut the fuck up. I
Thought this was an interview. Yeah
Oh my god, bro. Oh my god. I can't believe Contra still has fucking shooters
Pigers hold on younger left-leaning audiences alternatively alarm many liberals and made them envious
Wait, what some of the party of liking him to the right wing firebent are crossing or even streamer nick quent
Is known for his praise of Hitler attacks on organized jury. He's broken with at least one significant Jewish ally
by Ethan Klein, a progressive YouTuber with his own history of insinuity.
Commons used those apocas by the left with Piker.
That ended shortly after October 7th.
When Klein, who was married to an Israeli sharply divergent from Piker,
and is today Piker post memes comparing Klein to Senator John Fetterman,
the Democrats, who sharply pro-Jewish views the left sees as traitorous.
But others seem in the potential to achieve an elusive goal,
the Joe Rogan of the left.
Largely mailed as affected voters to the Democrats through the force of
his own charisma and unfiltered opinions.
New York Times columnist Ezra Klein recently joined several other prominent liberal pundits
in encouraging engagements with piker and said the twitch streamer was an anti-zionist
not a jew hater.
Last week piker appeared on a times opinion park as a political commentator to argue in
favor of a petty theft as a form of political protest.
Look man, I extended the olive branch.
I tried to have a normal conversation if they want to turn this into a hip piece
and you know whatever.
The big reason why I did this for the record was because I reached out to them so that we
could do an interview.
We talked for like an hour and a half.
I gave them more than an hour of my time.
And there's very little of the conversations that we had that are in this piece at all.
It's just like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, hit after hit.
Now the irony of course is that the reason why I wanted to have this conversation,
I wasn't expecting them to write a puff piece.
But the reason why I wanted to have this conversation
was because I was like issuing a warning, okay?
Basically rehashing some of the warnings that I,
some of the warnings that I made
at the Oxford Union speech, right?
The exact same warnings that I gave at the Oxford Union
speech that I thought I could reiterate
to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency
that has a lot of uh... older
uh... a lot of older jewish readers
who would perhaps understand
who would perhaps understand like where i'm coming from number one even if they
don't agree with me
uh... and and recognize why so many young american jews also no longer
agree with them see israel in a different way
warning to them just sounds like a threat no the warning is that anti
semitism is rising
and it's because of israel
It's because a lot of Jewish institutions do present themselves unified in support of Israel.
And you are teaching non-Jews in the United States of America and in the Western world
the wrong lesson, a lesson that only foments anti-Semitism.
It was two different things I wanted to talk about, which I tried to talk about,
the conflation between Zionism and Judaism from our perspective,
from the perspective of people in this community, both young American Jews and non-Jews alike,
like anti-Zionists in general, and why they hold the opinions that they hold about Israel
and why it has nothing to do with anti-Semitism.
You might not agree with that at the end of the day.
You might not necessarily agree with that, but I think it's good to hear that perspective.
Ultimately, it doesn't really matter.
This is not...
It just doesn't matter at all, because most people that are in the readership already
have a negative opinion of me.
So this only adds on to the fucking pile.
not going to change anything, right? Hold on. Door. Door.
It's not the Mossad.
Doors closed.
Okay.
Yehuda Kurtzer, founder of the liberal Zionist think tank, the Shalom Harman Institute, disagrees
with Klein to welcome Piker.
He argues, means embracing the changing of the goalposts and the acceptability of
Jew hatred in liberal societies.
Either way, Piker doesn't just want outreach.
He wants to convince people of his positions.
Among them is the Democratic Party should become explicitly anti-Israel if there was a real expression of democracy in this country
Yes, the Democratic Party would be the anti-Israel Party. He told JTA
When it comes to his positions on the future of Israel itself, Piker described his ultimate goal as a secular solitaire state where everyone is equal
Rights and equal representation Jews Muslims Christians alike a state that would come with the Palestinian right to return a truth and reconciliation
Committee in some form of reparations, but he was open
He said to a binational solution in the region in the interim period even if it's not the most moral from my perspective
He dismissed concerns that his vision would put Jews at risk when Palestinians were fully integrated into Israeli security apparatus
He said they would simply have no further need for Hamas. He told GTA
I didn't say that I said once Palestinians were fully integrated into the state that there would be no need for militant resistance
Or rather if there was militant resistance, they would be treated as criminals in the regular criminal justice system
He told JTA that he sees himself as committed to combating anti-semitism on his terms.
In the conversation, he condemns some behavior that others on the left or justified or even celebrated.
Anti-semitism still exists.
Hainus hate crimes still exist in the country, right?
Stingards being attacked.
Pena Swastika's on the side of Hillau buildings, all the stuff.
This is real anti-semitism, and it's horrifying for people to experience because they're like,
I want to go to my place of worship with my family, and now I'm worried that someone could just ram their car into it.
No one should have to live like that.
Yet he didn't walk back any of his earlier statements.
He has previously apologized for referring to ultra-Orthodox Jews as inbred.
Then there was a matter of anti-Semites among the left.
When first asked about it, he acknowledges his existence in softer terms.
It is undeniable that there has been a shift for sure, where people I think are not as
careful in their expressions of the way that they communicate on these issues, he said.
But he also described it largely as downstream effective pro-Israel lobbying in American
Jewish organizations that he said have created a force tying Judaism to Israel.
Was that also true of the self-proclaimed anti-Zionist who said the Temple Israel
in Michigan attack last month was legitimate target for a man whose brother had been killed in
Israeli strike or the ones who were celebrating the murders of the Israeli embassy staffers
outside of the Capitol Jewish Museum last year. I don't believe that by the way. I don't think
it's a legitimate target for the record. Piker responded. Um, on his stream the day of the
temple Israel attack, he declared there's no justification for fucking trying to go into
a synagogue and murdering kids. He chalked up left wing anti-Semitism in part, uh,
to it being much easier to get Americans on board with just hating entire populations.
been to actually be anti-imperialist, anti-genocide, and anti-fascist, unfortunately.
But then he again said the biggest reason is the downstream effect of pro-Israel law being,
along with, as he puts it, a lot of the Jewish advocacy organizations that claim to be Jewish
advocacy organizations, but simply are Israel advocacy organizations like the ADL and numerous
others. Young people are upset with Israel's treatment of Palestinians, he said,
are being taught by such messaging that they must be anti-Semitic and some of them wind up believing it.
Okay, good. At least they put this part in the fucking article later down the line.
It creates an environment of panic and hysteria that serves the interests of
Israel, he said. And I think it's actually not beneficial for American Jews at all.
He acknowledged that not everyone on the left seemed to think that fighting
anti-Semitism was a moral imperative. This will come across as maybe messed up,
he prefaced. But the attitude from some is anti-Semitism is a problem. However,
it's nowhere near as large as the problem is Islamophobia is. When it comes to his fans,
he said some people say, why should we care about this? He was not one of those
those people he insisted, even if, in his estimation, anti-Semitism is no longer a systemic
form of discrimination in America the way it had been in the pre-war period.
Becker believes his stated interest, pre-war by that I mean World War II or even post-World
War II.
I don't know why he said pre-war.
I don't know if he thinks I meant like post-October 7 or something.
I'm talking about like anti-Semitism used to be a systemic form of discrimination
in the United States of America, but it's no longer the case.
Piker believes his stated interest in fighting anti-Semitism sets him apart from anti-Israel
shimmers on the far right, including Fuentes, the avowed white supremacist, a Hitler fan,
to whom a growing number of Jewish and political figures are comparing him.
In Piker's case, his record speaks for itself, the same with Nick Fuentes.
I don't need to go into detail about who they are, what they represent.
Ted Deusch, head of American Jewish Committee, told Jewish Insider last month, neither
of them belongs in the middle of the political process.
As a result, the candidate is choosing to put them there.
insulted by the comparison of went as he thinks jewish groups consider method
precisely because he's not went as that means he said that they may seem as a
more persuadable rational influence among uh... uh... on young jews nick
went as we both know is a neo-nazi is a holocaust and i write he's horrible
is world-views repulsive biker said he's not going to be able to get johnathan
green blitz nieces and nephews to really reconsider their relationship
with israel
and a deal official sharply disputed biker's characterization the
organization is warning about biker said or instead of all the adl senior
vice president i love that that line is now in the jewish telegraph agency
a dl senior vice president counter extremism intelligence is praise the
groups like him awesome as well as normalizing them for his audience
i think the sambaik is offering a new on this understanding celebrating them i
mean his favorite flag is as well as it all said
is giving them a voice in legitimacy and i think that many in the jewish
community are concerned about
is that unreasonable for people to be concerned with the other type of
language i don't think it is
first of all
you don't just say my language is concerning you say i'm the most
repulsive jew hater in america so don't fucking back down now
okay
you're the a d l you have put a target on me
uh... a much larger target as a matter of fact and you have
over nick went as i'm just addressing why that's the case
okay
sega also rejected the claim that the a d l another jewish groups were
contributing to anti-Semitism, as when Piker said, they're fomenting more anti-Semitic
tendencies among the population by consistently refusing to separate American Jews from the
State of Israel.
Segal said that the view ignores the various ways in which we're combating anti-Semitism
every day.
He added, it's like saying an oncologist causes cancer.
The ADL monitors hate of all ideologies, tracks in response to anti-Semitic incidents
and conducts research into anti-Semitism, but the group has also pulled back on
some civil rights work following criticism from the right.
greenblatt is all my god jt is even cooking they do a little bit
greenblatt is the finance the senate is a form of anti uh...
anti-sinism is a form of anti-semitism
a move that reportedly angered members of his own staff some of whom quit the
organization over what they saw
uh... what they say was it over emphasis on pro-israel advocacy but
piger believes he's far from the fringe of sentiments among democrats and
even jewish democrats when it comes to his views on israel
there's evidence of discontent on the front
a recent survey from the jewish federations of north america showed
about seven percent of jews overall defined as anti-zionist. Almost as many
telposters are orthodox and that figure was twice as high for jews under 35.
To that end, he said, he wants to build coalitions with liberal zionists, the same
group he had disparaged liberal nazis. Both his political hero, Vermont Senator
Bernie Sanders, and up-and-comer he's intrigued by, Georgia Senator John
Oslo for Jews who have voted to condition aid to Israel even if
they're broadly supportive of a two-state solution.
That's fine with Piker, despite the fact that he once said you shouldn't
even let someone be a fucking local dog catcher if they've exhibited any sort of
positive feelings about the state of Israel. He told JTA, he likes the stances
that politicians like Sanders and Oslo have taken to move the dialogue on the
issue. He insists that despite a strong language he doesn't see litmus tests
the same way as many of his cohort do post October 7th. It's more and more on
the left of taken to freezing out Zionists from coalitions, not to mention
public society in general. I'm a pragmatic person, he said. The way I see
Palestine as a litmus test is not to say, oh if you're not fully on
board with this you're evil and repulsive and therefore I can never
and aligned with you in any meaningful capacity. Instead of assisting on anti-Zionist, he said,
he looks for people who have sympathies that I think don't stand in the way of the conversation
further into a more productive place, moving the conversation further into a more productive place.
He pointed to the reaction of young Jews he knew in Georgia who were outraged after more than
50 Jewish groups, including several synagogues in the ADL, penned an open letter criticizing
Asa's vote in 2024 to stop certain arms sales to Israel. There are people who are like,
What is this? This doesn't represent me at all. Why are you using my name?
Why are you using my religion to take this stance that I find to be unconscionable?
He said.
Piker is convinced that the Democratic Party wouldn't lose the strong base of
Jewish supporters, even if it became full bore anti-Israel party.
Liberal Jews, he thinks, would simply decide that their other concerns outweigh
Israel. American Jews are American. If they were Israeli, they would live in
Israel, Piker said. At the end of the day, American Jews have American
problems, right? And I don't think Israel is as high of a priority.
Perhaps I'm wrong, he mused. For many American Jews, they might even say,
Hassan, how dare you say this? You don't know this. That's not the case.
It's very important for me. And they'll go and vote for, and then they'll go and
vote for American related issues. He pointed to the election of New York City
Mayor Zora Mamdani, whom he had hosted on his stream as a case in point.
What the fuck is this? Cancel.
As an estimated one-third of cities Jews voted for him according to exit polls.
Fundamentally, Piker believes anti-Semitism is a distraction for the left.
If you see what Israel is doing to be a problem, as I do, and you want to solve this problem,
you have to dial in on the actual root of this problem, he said. And I find that anti-Semitism
oftentimes is moving people to focus on Jewish people rather than the actual issue itself.
Isn't he being disingenuous? Question mark, after all, he talks about the
the movement building and claiming to fight anti-Semitism while also saying things he knows
most Jews will consider anti-Semitic.
No, I don't think so, he said, though he later added that he does fully understand why many
Jews consider him anti-Semitic.
That's why I'm having this conversation.
He signed off soon after, popping up a few minutes later on his push stream for the
start of another session.
His fans were tuned in early, waiting for him.
I can't believe how much we talked and they did put, yeah, no one thinks it was a lot more
hostile than he expected as well.
It's funny because we were yucking it up.
We were laughing around.
I even joked and said, you know, people are going to yell at me for doing this, but
But I think more people are going to yell at you on your side.
And maybe he listened to what I had to say.
And that's why he turned around and wrote a much more hostile article so that people
wouldn't yell at him.
I don't think you should have said that the last part you were way too conciliatory.
No, I mean I had this conversation with Peter Bynard as well, where, look, from my estimation
There are a lot of Americans that have racist opinions, white supremacist opinions.
It's not, you know, the way I see it, the way I see it is the same, okay?
You gotta convince racist people not to be racist.
Zionism is a racist ideology, okay?
And if there are liberal Zionists out there who are not going to set up hurdles
in front of anti-Zionists in their organizing efforts,
that i'm not going to immediately cast them aside i'm not going to go after them
first
okay
that's it
in this country there are a lot of powerful people who are unbelievably
supportive of israel
okay a lot of them are not jewish
plenty of uh... uh... the jewish people also are pro-israel however to
varying degrees
I think it's fine hopefully if they get to the end of the article they'll see it
They'll see like the good stuff cuz he really fucking hammers on
Grace is selling you out for Bitcoin
the
Hi, I'm writing this away, you know, my wishes for you to have Brace Belt and a K racial
Jake on the broadcast now that you're in New York, the Concord jungle where dreams are
made of. It would be great to have some first-hand eyewitness accounts from the White House Correspondents'
Dinner Incident on there. Usually I'm in the chat being a nice and cute chatter, sitty,
but today I ask you to make this happen, please. People shy, anyways, much love and many thanks,
hustle. Yeah, half the article. I mean, it's kind of boring to just like do a sit-down with me
for like almost two hours and then just like put all of the other hit pieces that already
exist in the fucking ether in that article, you know?
sad, but what are you going to do? You need to move to New York purely to provide your
platform to brace Belden. Thanks, Rachel Jake, aka Pispick granddad, aka the gay pussy eater,
the Gourmand
Editor boxed out hard. I mean I could see that. Oh, yeah, Mike from Taiwan had a good lock here
Let's be real
He did
Yeah, Cole forces seems was he might have been a straight up sex past any fan on ironically
the
the foot
of
Okay, I've been doing this for 10 years. Thank you for your concern
But I think I'm gonna keep doing what I'm doing because my policy is being honest unconditionally in an uncompromising manner
Even if it offends the sensibilities of those who oppose me ideologically
Those who don't understand what I'm trying to do those who don't understand what I'm trying to say even those who are aligned with me, right?
That's it. Yeah, he's a Brianna Poo fan as well. I know, which was really funny because Brianna,
Brianna Wu was the one who was chirping being like that's definitely he's definitely a free
Palestine guy. Your new setup sucks. Wait, why? I think it's dope. It looks nice now.
Look, I got books behind me. Got a bottle, bottle of wine, a book that says New
York, which is where I'm at. New York, New York, concrete jungle where dreams
are made of. That kind of thing. There's nothing you can't do. Needs more ducks. Okay. Yeah,
I retweeted this one. I was being a little petty here. I bet $1 million. He's free Palestine.
Cold Force retweets Breonna Wu. My position on Gaza is nuanced. My position on what's
happening to Jews at home is not this is no different to the KKK setting fire to
crosses in black people's yards in my home state of Mississippi yeah it turns
out this guy was a Brianna Wu fan who quote retweeted Brianna Wu comparing
the free Palestine movement to the the clan
Don't listen to them. This is a John Mershamer type background. You seem studious. Thank you
Why do so many people tell a 34 year old man how to do his job some people out of annoyance some out of parasocial desires others out
Of an attempt to help I know I'm fucking annoying. It's unexpected honest reporting from pro-Israel media or like
How are you surprised I'm not I knew it was gonna be contentious
I didn't realize that look when you give a journalist two hours of your time on an interview on an exclusive
That that no other outlet has gotten right
They they need to you know, they would most likely use the information that they received from said exclusive
He chose to basically use like three quotes from our two-hour conversation
Conversation and then slam the first half with like daily male style editorialized hit pieces
It's just it's it's a testament to I guess the way I held my own in that conversation
He was a fan of yours chatter haters yeah, yeah, no he was he was a fan of all my fucking haters
He was pro-Israel to the fucking bone by the way
Yeah
Anyway, not that it fucking matters because obviously the truth doesn't matter and people are still running with the fact that this guy
Who literally fucking hated me was exactly the type of was exactly the type of liberal?
liberal that despises me that ironically was talking about how violent my rhetoric is these
past fucking week these past couple of weeks because they're pro-israel or israel first
liberals it is on the fucking believable that the those what is it is cash tell sitting
behind you in the co-chair lower the camera so we can see him please very important
okay don't do that right now all right unfortunately seems about 80% of the articles written
slash decided for a conversation yeah but
you know
i think it is what it is the guys it doesn't matter
you understand
it doesn't fucking matter
jewish telegraph agency writing another like has on is bad has on his
anti-semitic article
doesn't do anything in the sea of you know a million of those articles
jewish telegraph agency
writing an article putting my quotes uh... and and you know the things
i'm saying
in a less contentious or at least like
more i i expect it to be contentious
but i also expected your telegraph agency to be a little bit more uh... you know
a little bit a little less editorialized
so there is very little to lose here
uh... there was very little to lose here from my perspective you understand
a little bit more professional is my expectation i thought it would be uh...
a little bit more professional who reads the jewish telegraph agency
uh... it's uh... it's
it distributes its article to almost every single uh... jewish newspaper in
the country
it's an aggregator
It is made defending you so extremely easy all I have to say is you hate the guy that I'm all the pro-Israel guys hate
So are you pro-Israel too is so effective?
I mean it is true though most of those people that fucking hate me are pro-Israel
And that's a big part of the reason why they hate me they'll plant they'll they'll
Lean into other shit. They'll be like no no no you don't understand
I hate him for this reason I had him for that reason, but let's be real the real reason is because it is real
There are a lot of people who are pro-Israel and increasingly more ashamed to admit that they're pro-Israel now that it's like
totally a
non-starter for many people
Right, so they just have to like lean into other stuff to be like no no no you don't understand
I hate him for this reason I hate him for that reason. Let's be real
Let's have a normal conversation
All of those other reasons that you're bringing up are still usually fake unless you're right wing at which point
Yeah, you know, it's totally fair for you to fucking hate me. I say a lot of shit about right-winger as Nazis and the like
That are you know, not going to be well received by Nazis
But if you're a liberal and you say you hate me
It's most likely because either you've been duped by a clip out of context by people who are malign actors
Or
or
You have a personal disagreement with
that is the real point of contention. Back in the day you were readily admitting that
shit and now you're not.
You get slanted as a terrorist and your haters get labeled as an expert. It's all a joke,
Lamal. Yeah. I mean, it doesn't matter. It's Fox News. Come on.
I mean, it doesn't matter. It's Fox News. Come on
He was a turbo looble also sucked at political analysis, I know he was turbo live the fuck up we already covered that
Well, we'll look at we'll look at all of his statements first
Let's look at another Fox News hit piece and then we'll get into what the
Shooters actual beliefs were much when I when I hear that and he's so not alone
in this kind of rhetoric is that it excuses away a violent, horrific crime and also can
inspire those who are unstable and ready to take action because they hear it as orders.
They hear it as orders and I think that a lot of the folks that listen to that little
waste of space tour pass on Piker, they don't understand that he's monetizing this,
by the way.
He's saying these things that maybe he believes,
maybe he doesn't, maybe he adds an extra layer of filth
on it for a little more money.
They're making money off of saying these disgusting things.
Right?
And so he sits there and his little podcast, Mike,
and to me he's a worthless waste of space.
However, the First Amendment protects his right
to be a worthless waste of space.
That's why it's incumbent upon parents now more
than ever to know what your kids are watching,
to have honest discussions at home,
make sure that they're not watching people like that
getting horrible I little twerp is pretty funny uh i'm six for four 240 pounds okay
there are not that many guys that look like me on the republican side let's be real okay
calling me a fucking little twerp is very funny
Michael Fusco art. Thank you for the 50 bones. God damn is it 50? 67 bones. 67. Oh God. I'm sorry.
He is in their head. I understand if you're 31 years old, your parents are gonna have a lot of
influence, but we need to have parents when kids are younger and most impressionable,
making sure they know what their kids are consuming. Yeah. And also there's this
celebration culture over just the idea of something happening to the president and
others in his administration. And mockery. And mockery. And Joey, there's this business you
were gonna tell us about in Wisconsin kind of doing the same thing. Yeah, so in that
topic, I mean, you saw the things that came out about Charlie Kirk and how
people mocked his death. And then you look over at President Trump who I guess
is enemy number one for them. And that's the problem is that's what they
truly believe. There's just guys name is Kurt Bangstad. He owns a brewery in
Wisconsin. It's called the Monacoa Brewing Company in Wisconsin. This is
their tweet. It says, well, we almost got hashtag free beer day. Either a brother
or sister in the resistance needs to work on their marksmanship or he faked
another assassination to get a positive news cycle. We'll never know.
Regardless, we stand at the ready to pour free beer the day it happens.
Cheering for, hoping for, offering an incentive to kill the president of the
United States. This isn't just a brewery owner. This guy is running or ran for the state assembly
district 34 against a Republican. He's also, there are videos of him laughing, cutting it
up with his friend who is the leading Democrat for the Wisconsin gubernatorial race. So
that's how deep this goes. I mean, just something to son Piker, the difference with
President Trump is when he has a Nick Fuentes come into Mar-a-Lago and somebody says,
hey, this is who this really is. He tells him to get out. He doesn't, he doesn't
Okay. Yeah, Donald Trump dined with Nick Fuentes, who's a fucking actual neo-Nazi.
I'm an open socialist, okay? I don't think socialism and Nazism are even remotely on the
same fucking wavelength. There's no moral equivalence between the two, okay? That's number one.
Perhaps that's the reason why I don't shy away from saying my personal ideology, okay?
and he does
but the fact that he just brought this up
makes it so sure that like the fact that he brought this up on his own is is is
so strange to me he's like well you know the president down with the
neo-nazi and uh... he was criticizing it's like yeah of course i am because i'm
anti-nazi
i don't think the democrats should be anti-socialist or anti-communist i
I think that's very fucking idiotic.
The dangle the carrot of all you can reach these people.
President Trump has a hard line and it's not to consort with people that do these types of things.
Well, don't forget 8647, you know, Cardinal Coney's discovery out on a just just a prior FBI director.
Yeah, just happened to be wandering down a beach and see something like that.
Again, if you play footsie with these ideas, I think you nailed it.
You never know how some people will receive that information.
They may see someone joking about it, whether it's a podcaster or someone else making light
of the fact that there have been these attempts, oh, they just barely missed him.
Someone else might get out there and decide, well, I won't.
And this is the real sickness that's engulfed our political discourse in this country.
We've got to stop it and stop it now, because I'm really concerned not just while he's
in office.
This may continue even after he's out of office, and this is not what we want
for our country because it won't just be this precedent,
it'll be the next and the next
if we don't nip this in the bud now.
Yeah, tell me one last thing.
I'm so concerned about the putting these suspects
on pedestals and I'm concerned that's coming as well.
Yeah, for some dark corners of the-
Blash Patel and Perot are alive.
They held signs that read death to tyrants.
And then you have leftist influencers on Piker.
He remains popular among Democrats.
What the fuck is this?
Even as faces.
Wait.
Disregard the obvious.
Why can't I see the video?
I'm trying to talk to Oz, the metal.
Wait, I don't know what you just linked me.
Yeah, you linked me the wrong thing.
Um, but anyway, while we're rating on that, while we're rating on that, um, here, let's take a look.
This fucking moron, another sex-pestiny orbiter, is straight up lying on the fucking timeline.
Okay?
Straight up lying on the timeline.
The recent shooter was a Hassanoid, by the way.
Um, now he hated Hassan, he was a fan of your circle.
Why wouldn't you just own this revolutionary action against the bourgeoisie?
Why are you straight up lying about this, is Andrew Mercado.
I'm sorry, are you fucking taking Ben Shapiro's side here?
You're an R-worded communist, don't appear under my tweets again.
straight up saying he'd rather be aligned with Ben Shapiro than someone like myself, okay?
And it's a... I wasn't gonna do this, okay?
I wasn't gonna fucking unleash the faucet of true information about the shooter's background.
But if there's anyone who this shooter had sympathies towards, it's you, you fucking idiot.
It's your... It's your ilk, okay?
It's your radical centrist, pro-Israel Democrat ilk that the shooter was a major fan of.
The classic Ukrainian flag in the bio, slammed next to the Israeli flag in the bio type liberal
that we've all seen on the fucking timeline, many of which who have actually deleted at
least the Israeli flag from their bios in shame, even though they still hold tremendous
sympathy.
Okay?
And guess what?
I said, not only did the shooter retweet criticism of me claiming I was promoting anti-social
behavior on his way to kill the president. He also was a major supporter of pro-Israel
liberals who spent the last two months claiming I was fomenting violence, Lamau, which is,
once again, 100% true. Look, Cold Force, Red Triangles may as well just write, bought
in their username. I refuse to believe they are all real and that's stupid. He's talking
about Red Triangle in the pro-resistance Twitter. Retweeting, no opinion. The passline
processes are functionally speaking republicans
retweeting elon a levy again
the spulks person for the foreign ministry of israel at the time of his
retweeting
this fake report literally sparked by its irresponsible reporting cost lives
retweeting a libya juliana
is it is an inappropriate behavior it's rapes rape is a child rapist again
uh... correct statement from a libya juliana that's being retweeted by
cold force here
retweeting brian awu my position on gaza is nuanced
my position of what's happening to jews at home is not
this is no different in the kkk
talking about
uh... the the pro-palestinian cause equating the pro-palestinian cause
the fucking clan
okay
do you feel like this guy was a fan of mine or do you feel like this guy
is it literally one of the people that was on ironically
claiming that i was fomenting revolutionary violence in this fucking
country
for the past three months
or at least for the past two months
guess what we don't need to speculate because he literally did quote retweet
someone saying i was a fucking grifter
who has no sincere beliefs who just wants to
uh... to promote anti-social behavior on his way to kill the fucking president
so
i know exactly who this guy is
because i've been dealing with exactly this guy for the past fucking three
months
retweet at brianville america having the most lethal military it is why your
superior western values when and not a few questions in our thought of our
talk receipt
retweeting dylan burns ukrain's break in the russian naval blockade is one of
the least covered victories of the war okay that one is the fine that's like
you know not that crazy
sarah longwell
what is this or what
i don't know what this is
this might be anti-serah long well to be fair
i'm sorry but i'm not just gonna give up retweeting trouble man ninety another
one of my ops i'm sorry
but i'm not just going to give up the last eighty five years of
dude i want editors to post
the the
showed the retweets that he's retweeting with posts of what these guys have said about me
in the last three months. Okay? It took one second of me hearing this motherfucker's voice
from a 2017 news hit to know that this guy was one of those like radical centrist liberals.
Okay?
I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna give up on the last 85 years of civil rights and put my voting
rights in jeopardy because 1% of the population in Michigan is upset over a decades-long conflict
on the other side of the world that has nothing to do with me or my community.
Yes, idiot, 1,000% yes, simply voting would have saved this man, six conservatives on the
supreme court refused to bubble up
refused to stop the expo executionary explicitly because y'all didn't vote
the harm reduction voter maximum harm reduction voter
adam ship barely be the republican opponent of primary i do not have
confidence that he can win the seat
uh... in november therefore i'm calling for adam ship to step out of the race
and a lot of party insiders pick a new senate right nominee
like he was a massive trouble man ninety fan what does trouble man ninety
have to say
Virtually every single person, every single person that has been handshaking with the
Republicans for the past three months almost now, claiming that I am responsible for the
political vials of this country, this guy was your guy.
This guy was a major fan of you.
He was retweeting all of your fucking tweets.
What do you say to that?
He fucking hated me.
He hated me, he loved you, and he hated me.
What the fuck do you have to say about that now?
Huh?
Unlike you on the other hand,
I don't think you are the reason why he did this thing, okay?
Because I'm not a fucking asshole,
and I'm not a fucking idiot.
But it's unbelievable that there are still people out there.
Unbelievable that there are still people out there
trying to be like, oh, this guy was a Hassan fan,
leaning into the fucking right-wing Republican propaganda.
The growing the growing cores of Democrats raising questions about whether Trump won legitimately
is now too big to simply ignore. Oh, he was, he was saying or what to Sarah Longwell saying,
no, you should actually, you know, he because he was a he was an election denier. Okay,
the guy cold force, he was like literally blew it on. He was the guy I was making
fun of early on. Yeah, Destiny's community is now saying the attempt is based since they
can no longer claim he was one of yours. Yeah, because these guys don't give a shit about
anything. They don't care about anything. They're not serious political actors. All they care
about is doing Gamergate style disparagement campaigns against one person. Me, that's it.
all they give a fuck about. I know it sounds insane, but there's all this is.
It blows my fucking mind, but that's literally all it is.
Retreating crowd, even crowd.
The guy that people keep saying gave himself, like castrated himself or something,
And then blame tankies. I don't even know what that means.
I remember in 2017 everyone was just like, oh, he won't be that bad. I was one of them. And then he was even worse.
I mean, he was fucking tapped into the centrist libtard twitter. Like he was tapped the fuck in.
If you're retweeting random irrelevant former Nazi fucking now turned
Reactionary liberal content creators if you're retweeting them like you're out of your fucking mind
You can make out the one million dollar check to the nation magazine. Thank you for attention this matter
Hey, this is screenshot B. Do you understand this was back when I believed your side lies?
Don't make me defend and own the things I've said
I don't defend as I educated myself and change my mind after October 7th
This tweet is from 2024. Please make the arrangements and one million dollar check to the nation. Oh my god
Brianna Wu is
Unbelievably disingenuous and so fucking stupid election denier, but voting what a save does castrate self with CBT blame the tankies
That's what the crowd guy does right. I
Can't believe this guy's reddit account was seemingly the most like boring one
Yeah, this is the guy he was retweeting. This is the guy he was retweeting, okay?
This is the guy he was fucking retweeting non-stop. Here's a video of us all saying
come on Trump or the exact same. Notice how passionate he is. He truly believed
his deepness aren't evil. Yeah, on the issue of Gaza, okay? Sucks to suck, but
it's fucking true. Yes, Brianna was so fucking stupid that she's trying to
say that she's her tweet equating pro-Palestinian protesters, campus protesters, the Klan is actually
a pro-Palestinian tweet.
Think about how insane these people are.
Think about how fucking insane these people are.
One of their guys goes out and tries to assassinate the president, and they're like,
this must still be the radical left. These liberals fully admit they only care about you. What is this?
I've been pretty clear about what I think about Piker's rhetoric and I've mentioned to prove it,
but I do have an important observation about Piker. He's not the president of the United States,
he's a tuition rate of 80% of America's hasn't heard, haven't heard of, it's not the same.
100% agree. The reason I talk so much about Hassan is because I can't change the evil
shit Trump does, but I can believe it's on Piker and make him sad. So I engage in the
Activity that allows me to have a quantifiable positive impact in the world
Dude, you have to have zero
zero self-reflection if you thought that
Posting this would would somehow make you look cool or good
That's unbelievable, this is the most pathetic tweet I've ever fucking read in my entire life
You just openly admitted that you obsess over me because you have no fucking power you recognize your powerlessness
with the hopes that it might actually make me sad. Why would it make me sad?
I'd be mad as hell if I looked like a fass baby too.
Oh my God.
I mean, yeah, he not only behaves like a toddler acting out, but he also looks like a toddler.
toddler
but it's just that's a crazy thing it's not going to work buddy is not going to
work
you are not even remotely the most consequential hater that i have
they don't think it's losers should do this one k likes they're just smell each
other's farts yeah but that's not even reaching like any salience here this is
not reaching any prominence either
Also, yeah, when you look like this, when you behave like this, you can't really bully anybody.
Why do you want to be a bully anyway?
But I guess this is like...
Huh, I guess this is your opportunity to try and bully someone on the internet? I don't know.
It's very strange, but you know, I got bigger fish to fry here.
I got fucking more consequential people to deal with, like the motherfucking
entire Republican Party's media apparatus.
or an entire country's propaganda apparatus, the country of Israel.
Well, I guess the country of America too, let's be real, Republican media is literally fucking state media.
So that does make sense.
Like, you should use...
To the liberals who come in here who are hay-watching, like, please use this...
Use all of the anger, angst, animosity you have towards more productive goals, okay?
Goals that will help you out in the long run.
Lean into political organizing.
Go outside.
Please, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, this is funny.
Julian from Dropsize says,
Okay, fine. The shooter didn't like us on his rhetoric. Thus, couldn't have played any role in motivating the attacks.
But why would a song say things that would make the shooter hate him?
Will the song condemn himself for making the shooter more angry than he already was? Yeah.
I just, I can't, I, I, it's unbelievable that this guy, it comes out that this guy is like straight up a fucking
radical centrist, pro no opinion.
Like, uh, Ukrainian flag, Israeli flag, and the biotype guy, okay?
Why is there no community note for Benny?
Oh, this? Yeah, I saw.
That's a lie, but hey, if you curse a lot, maybe people won't notice that you promote stealing murder, terrorism, and communism from your multi-million dollar rematch, and while zapping your dog, yeah, he got fucking ratioed into oblivion, he was butt hurt.
Ben Shapiro posted this over Bernie Sanders' tweet.
So I said a literal terrorist credited you for his radicalization you fucking loser
Which is true and then he went huh you zapped your dog
I think there's a bigger story here about how your haters especially since October 7 have been feeding their audiences an a
a historical alternative universe that radicalizes them being branded liberals like Cole Allen.
Yeah.
I was kind of surprised this morning even the dude at work that would salute the flag with
his hat over his heart with a single tear rolling down his cheek while Trump cucked his wife
saying thank you sir. Thought the White House Correspondents dinner was staged. Yeah of
Of course, good luck.
Yeah, this guy, Evan responds,
you'd rather ally with Ben Shapiro than a communist?
Unironically, yes.
Because unlike the people further to the right of Ben,
like Jack Posobi, Edgar Lipset, Tiktok,
Rainier, the Rider Dye, Trump, Dick Suck,
Shapiro's not nearly as toxic as any communist
or anarchist or tanker, left populist or whatever.
That's it.
that's i mean he's he doesn't realize what he's admitting here
this is not actually favorable
okay you will never be able to convince a barber or a deborah of this reality
go talk to
any white suburban i'd barbara deborah over the age of sixty five that's a
lifelong democratic party voter or
recent democratic party voter
the nt for guys the guys that were the uh... you know black masks
that go after neo-nazis and whatnot or the pro-Palestinian crowd
are not their allies but Ben Shapiro is and watch
watch their reaction
those barbers and deborahs
load up socks
filled with batteries and beat you to death with it okay
what the fuck are you talking about
these people
unironically have real smoke for the republican party
the idea
the idea that you could just
convince them
You have better allegiances with a goddamn fascist like Ben Shapiro, a pro-Israel fascist like Ben Shapiro over people like myself who have not only worked alongside Democrats their entire fucking lives but still continue to do so is unbelievable.
You have lost your fucking mind.
You are engaging in Hassan derangement syndrome.
That's what it is.
You only, you only arrive at this conclusion if your brain is poisoned by what you see online.
I think some of these people are unbelievably unsalvageable.
They've lost their dang minds so much.
They've received an unlimited amount of like, Hassan Piker is the most evil person on
the planet, style of commentary.
And therefore, it's impossible for them to think clearly on this issue.
They're just meat riding into oblivion, not realizing that they don't have any fucking
coalition in the liberal side.
Does this mean that they owe you a milli?
Yeah.
No, I told you, I bet a million dollars he's free Palestine.
He's not.
I don't think these guys understand that. I don't think these guys understand where the actual population is. I don't think they understand where the
resentments are for the independence they think that if they present someone
like myself in the worst light that liberals will hate me and therefore hate
the things I stand for like Medicare for all being anti-Israel free college
like Bernie style left populism that's not going to happen you might get a
couple of them you might convince a couple of them that I'm a bad person
But their attitude is not going to change. That's why Graham Plattner is fucking popping off in Maine right now
Because Graham Plattner embodies all of those qualities, right?
Graham Plattner is a candidate that is doing all that. Abdel El Sayed is a candidate is doing all that and that's part of the
reason why this kind of smear campaign
Where I'm associated with people like Abdel El Sayed is not actually hurting the chances of these candidates is actually improving their standing
Because even with all of the negative pushback even with all of the smears it doesn't matter people still go
Hey a lot of these people are yelling at this person because they're fucking
A lot of these people are yelling at this person because you know the he's he's anti-Israel
I'm anti-Israel too. I've heard this kind of attack over and over again. I'm gonna vote for the guy who's anti-Israel
Who's like sincere on this issue?
No, it's a personal issue with you. They don't have even 1% of the smoke for Zoran. It's an obsession. They're mad. You were successful instead of their favorite streamer
Yeah, I mean not all of these people are operating with the same fucking perspectives
But it's just crazy that these guys are like these guys spent the past
Uh, past two months talking about how I'm fomenting hatred and fomenting instability and and demanding violence and then someone actually does
Someone actually ends up doing the violence they go oh see we told you this is a son's fault alongside
Alongside the rest of the fucking Republican media infrastructure. Do you think this mirror campaign is successful fuck? No. Do you think it's successful?
You have to remember
Yeah, I promise you these pro-Israel people that are attacking you are going to save your image from those that have been tricked and
Fooled by that group because no one is more vile than pro-Israel ghouls exactly
You think it's bad that fucking Fox news is making me the poster boy of like the American left saying I'm a dangerous person
No, of course not
Of course not
There's tremendous negative polarization against Fox News when they fucking constantly posterize me every single day of the week
You think liberals that see that are gonna be like well. I agree with Fox News. No, of course not most liberal
Most liberals are not that insane
The ones that actually see the Fox News coverage and go see even Fox News is agreeing with me and and presenting it as a
positive are people who are brainbroken who think
who think that like
that liberals will see the Fox News coverage and go,
wow, I guess I agree with Fox News.
It's not gonna work that way.
It doesn't work that way.
It does the opposite.
Some of the people who say you incite violence
are calling the White House
Correspondents Dinner Shooter based.
yeah
because they realize it's one of their guys that's it
if the white house correspondent dinner was a house on obi-head they would have
been running around talking about how dangerous
and how violent of a figure i am in america parties because
the people
the people that do this don't have any real politics their policies revolve
around the personal envy and angst and animosity of their favorite sex
past
cult operating streamer destiny many of these guys are just orbiters of
destiny even after it came out in a fucking civil court case that he was
procuring child sexual abuse material okay these guys have not given up a guy
who can't even take care of his own son whose own son came out as a fucking
neo-nazi is supposedly converting young men get the fuck out of here he's not
converting them to anything he's converting them into being his
personal cult slaves. This was seven years of cyber stalking and cult building
around fuck-a-san. Nothing can change those people. They literally have no
solutions or ideas. So as things get worse they resort to idiotic vans because
in America there's all people with no organization have. Yes, ironically enough
my dad hates you. I told him you're debating Sean Hannity and he said I
guess it can't be that bad. See?
It's a nihilistic cult.
Also, we tried to fight the court's colleague in the petto and was denied by the judge.
I didn't even, I haven't even been following up on this.
But anyway, what do I always say?
Ironically enough, so much, so much of the commentary revolving around my analysis
over structural forms of violence and the anger that it creates in response to people
experiencing these structural forms of violence is to do what?
Is to take that anger and channel it into organizing, channel it into more productive
things.
And perhaps that's the reason why, because there is a real discernible North Star, a
real goal in this movement of making necessary changes in American politics that people
don't engage in adventurism, which I routinely talk about being unbelievably unproductive
and bad overall for any sort of serious political movement.
I've never been a fan of decentralized forms of violence, and as a matter of fact, that
fucking New York Times conversation literally revolved around that, okay?
Alonso Grimondi, thank God there's at least some intelligent people out there, college
professors and the like that are aware of my commentary and aware of the things
that I say that he had a decent opinion on this. In a well-oiled democracy, there'd
be left-wing mainstream outlets showing you a son-in-law in that same pocket saying he
does not endorse killing CEOs, or maybe clips from his own stream stating his views clearly.
But not in a plutocracy like the U.S. that outlet does not exist. You are witnessing
the U.S. political elites disciplining the public, making sure it does not dare get
curious about his views or how the structural violence of the system itself, dying over
lack of health care, is justified as inevitable or even fair, natural, when it shouldn't.
Polite society demands you condemn political murder, not social murder.
On the contrary, it justifies it as your personal responsibility.
People affected pick up on that contradiction, but do not have the tools to express it
coherently, so they simply celebrate the murder instead.
Understanding this process, theoretically, and providing that framework for coherent
expression is not moral justification. It never has been. And Asama Khan has been very
clear about this. He has even stated he believes in labor organizing as the most effective
pushback, which I brought up in that conversation in the New York Times. But not a single person
talked about it, right? That's what's so frustrating about it, because a lot of people
at the point of incitement will turn normal systemic critique into something that's
not an endorsement of like, you know, wanton cruelty or an endorsement of fucking going
out and like Merck and CEOs and the fucking streets.
Here's the problem though.
A lot of people hear that and see that and might not even necessarily disagree with it.
You don't want to live in that world where you are unironically celebrating decentralized
acts of violence.
I don't want to live in that world.
That world is chaotic.
I want to live in a world where there's stability, where there's prosperity for all.
That's my argument.
So even if you think you are in the short term, even if you are in the short term thinking
that you're disparaging a prominent critique, a prominent critic and a prominent critique
of the nation's state of Israel or billionaires in the current oligarchy that we exist under,
what you end up doing is refuse to create a more productive outlet for a lot of people
where they're just rudderless, they're left rudderless and they experience all
the chaos, and there's no way to interpret that chaos through a framework that that actually
forces them into more productive and more viable solutions to fix that fucking chaos.
So then they behave in a chaotic manner.
They retaliate in an unbelievably chaotic way, bum rushing the motherfucking White House
Correspondents dinner to try to fucking kill the president and members of the cabinet
except for cash but that'll
this is what happens when liberals experience the anger and the frustration
and are left rudderless
they're left with no
uh... pressure valve they're left with
no no
uh... vote that could potentially uh... help them feel like they're they're
moving in the direction of it of a discernible solution
Okay, they vote for regular centrist Corpo Dems and then those Corpo Dems don't actually improve their material circumstances
So they're left at more angry than they were before
You asked for this shooter repose one of your haters, I know I know I I already covered it
One of my number one haters the shooter was in agreement with
Including on the issue of Israel ironically enough so this shooter was a pro
Ukrainian flag pro-nado pro-Israel guy
This this shooter was it was more likely to fucking kill me
Then the motherfucking president if we're being real depending on like the level of animosity that he had considering the communities that he was a
part of on the internet
Anyway, this is not a radical viewpoint by a crazy parkesser either these are pretty well cemented critical views of violence in the state
Mark Neocluse in Britain Jacques Ranciere in France,
George James in the US, among many others, that made this point over and over again.
So, what's on on this clearly read them and done his homework.
It's easy to pick up on his words if you know the literature.
CNN Fox News, major in Punetry, either have not or have, but don't want people access in these views.
No, they don't. They don't do any fucking, their worldview is unbelievably nearsighted.
Their worldview is hermetically sealed in the neat little confines of neo-liberalism. There is no
World where they they they reach beyond that analysis back in the day. I think
Right-wingers used to do that
Okay, they used to
I'm glad you're making a solid connection to the cyberstalkers who prepped all these hate clips over seven years in hopes
They'd reach mainstream media. Yeah. And now that it has, what has that done? Nothing.
So please, I urge all of the cyberstalkers. It's been a seven-year process. Just give up and work
on something more productive. Please. I beg of you. I promise you, you will be healthier and happier.
Funnily enough, the reason why the right wing has been able to do so well with culture wars
is because Bannon read Gromsche and applied counter-hegemonic theory to culture war bullshit.
I know.
I know.
That's it.
Bannon is one of the better-read Republican demons, ironically enough.
It's incredibly frustrating to see people, even people who, frankly, should know better
fall for the bad faith political operation to make you think this guy's a potential
murder and not someone who's simply translating foundational critical thought
to a Gen Z Twitch audience.
This guy is a perfect example of a liberal who refuses to see it.
He could very easily put out a very quick vid clarifying he doesn't endorse
killing CEOs and right now it have no problem getting
widely circulated. He probably doesn't endorse killing CEOs either
but it'd be death to the brandy's cultivated to admit that like some
school marm he says it in the podcast but no one is curious enough to watch it
either that or they're just ignoring it because it doesn't fit the narrative a
lot of these controversies have youtube vids dedicated to them a good example is
the rick scott statements and yet it's still brought up clearly one of his 10
million dogged defenders should edit the clip down and push it out like they
couldn't for some reason do with his endorsement Harris I even out of the
time one time where he explains the rick scott comments in the first video
you get on his clip channel and type rick scott the problem is people don't
care to look even when we present them with this. Thanks for the time stamping,
but this doesn't say the Manjione killing was wrong. I was referring to the
mention of him on our video of the Rick Scott and not the stop people blah blah
blah. I have to thank you for providing that citation from the very end of a
new 35-minute show. You spent time researching that I wasn't willing to,
so points to you. But that was an exceptionally weak, reluctant one-word
answer. Arguably more on whether he'd do it than if it's right or wrong.
See when he is faced
With what he was looking for
When he's faced with what he was looking for from the very same primary source that same interview where they asked me straight up
Would you kill a fucking CEO or do you endorse the killing of CEOs? I say no no
And he still goes ah you spoon fed it to me, but I still think it's weak. It's a goal post shift, right?
This guy isn't just dealing with some of you guys in the chat as well
He's dealing with Alonzo Grimondi as well Alonzo Grimondi literally turns around the Grimendi says you mean this video with
146,000 views on YouTube alone not his biggest audience that not one media outlet has shared
You guys exist on a parallel reality where it is not on TV or in the YouTube channels of TV shows
It doesn't exist do the homework you need to join the 21st century
He does not need to join the 20th 20th century media will not show you the information you need to be informed
Oh, did you have to show me a picture of it instead of linking to it?
Yes, because the Nazi saluting owner of the free speech absolutist website blah blah blah and then he links to it a 40 minute clip
That's unfair. I've never been able to listen to a sump hike for more than three minutes at a time
Even if I was only watching for the sake of his dog if this is a big deal for him
He'd cut it down to 96
No fair. Now that you linked it to me, well, it's too long. I don't wanna. I mean, he's
not being lazy, by the way. That person is not being lazy. That person is being contentious.
That person's goal is not to arrive at a productive conclusion here. That person's goal is not
to arrive at the truth. That person's goal is to simply keep annoying people and win
some sort of Pyrrhic victory in the process.
Schrodinger's presence, thank you for the 25-tier-one gift of subs.
Yes, he is obtuse by design.
This is what a lot of people do.
Yeah, he's a sex-pestiny fan.
Of course, he is
He doesn't have the thing about destiny is he doesn't really have a large audience anymore
But he does have a very loyal cult and many of his loyal cult are like in you know
Neo liberal groups and and things like that so they get a lot more motion not him
But at least he's like fans can can you know brigade shit?
They're always online and they create like an outsized influence
That they do not actually have right
What is this?
Yeah, oh, here it is. Yeah, he's just like constantly is controversial. Say how much vile is it? Large protos just outside of a border makes it too bad.
Extremists of any sort can only view tragedies as opportunities. Yeah, he's a fucking fan of destiny.
It's just crazy because like for an audience that claims to care about arriving at the truth through testing the
Their ideologies in the marketplace of ideas
right
It's unbelievable when they're faced with like information that corrects the record they go nap
This professor of resistance history gives such a profound analysis
which seemed just minutes after shots ring out of the White House Correspondents Association
dinner where Trump was in attendance. Democrats were already posting that what had happened
was an act of political violence that everyone must condemn. Even for anyone new to the name
of the alleged shooter. Democrats across the establishment were telling you the same
thing that Trump wants you to think about it. It's an act of political violence which
has no place in democracy. Well, that's all fair enough. But before we even know
his name, they could tell you what was on his mind. Why be so quick about it? Why choose
to immediately classify it as political violence? What work is that doing right now in our politics
and political culture? We can start with this. It's not condemning political violence.
It's creating a boogeyman they can invoke to set the terms of legitimate resistance.
Hey folks, I'm Todd Sturmer. I'm a public historian and the author of a Resistance
by the time I stopped counting, I had seen more than 50 posts from across the Democratic establishment.
Senators, House members, governors, mayors, the operators around them, the talking heads who do the amplifying,
all hitting the same five beats in more or less the same order.
Express thanks that no one was harmed.
Salute law enforcement.
Classify what happened as political violence.
Condemned political violence.
Invoke democracy.
Check your own feed right now.
you're going to find it. The wording shifts a little, the priorities don't.
They all got the same push alert. The first two beats a pro forma these days,
like thoughts and prayers. But the last three are different. They're a choice,
a particular choice, a coordinated choice made before anyone could possibly
know what had happened, all reaching for the same vocabulary at the same
time. What makes the forced consensus so jarring is how wildly
disconnected it is from the actual public conversation. While the
establishment locked arms around their script, the rest of the country's
feed fractured instantly into two competing realities.
The right immediately seized on the chaos to argue this is exactly what Trump needs
as $300 million secure ballroom.
Meanwhile, massive segments of our public took one look at the breaking news and immediately
asked whether the whole thing was staged.
Those competing narratives, a reflexive drift on one side and the deep disbelief on the
other, tells you a lot more about the actual state of our democracy than any coordinated
social media post.
But here's something worth remembering about presidents getting shot at in this country.
The famous loon wolf cases that last a hundred years or so have mostly not been driven by
anything you would call a coherent political program.
The clearest example happened at exactly the same place.
John Hinkley fired six rounds of Reagan outside the Washington Hilton in 1981 trying
to impress Judy Foster.
The pattern is not necessarily the absence of politics, but maybe the collapse of
politics into fixation, pathology, parasocial obsession, and a grandiose belief that one
person is the problem and removing them is the answer.
What is that, Talanal?
It's the Dr. Jihad.
It's the Dr. Jihad.
The doctor is in session.
Dr. Jihad has prescribed you to eat the Talanal, the Talanal that is a solution
into all of your anxieties.
There's a study of psychology to it.
Individuals do not reach for it
unless they've decided every other channel
is closed to them.
Not actually closed, but closed in their heads.
They've reduced the world to a single face.
Remove the face, fix the world.
Nobody else is gonna do it, so I will.
but as far as resistance history is concerned it's also the worst possible
form of anything you would want to call political violence and it's not what
political violence means inside any serious resistance
loan will file isn't resistance
it's what someone does after you stop believing in resistance and collect
yes
i mean he is he is addressing adventurism this is what you do
when there's no more outlet
when you have no more belief in a productive way to
uh... to to deal with the issues that you're facing
real resistance understands that abuse of authority is structural
that removing one functionary produces a replacement functionary
that what has to be intervened in is the apparatus itself
it's in the declaration of independence the right of the people to alter or
abolish destructive governments
not alter or polish people
alter or abolish the structure.
Direct action is intervention in the abuse, not violence
as an outcome.
It's making the mechanics of abuse costly, slow,
and impossible for the people running it.
Escalation is a calculated tool used only
when every permitted channel has been foreclosed.
Isolated violence is not how serious resistance movements
build the capacity to act at scale,
to push back abuse operating at scale, like across a nation.
Because it's a strategic disaster,
It often triggers crackdown that damaged the very movement
trying to change the structure.
Resistance organizers have learned this from history,
particularly on the left.
And they've learned it expensively.
So when Democrats across the establishment
reach for political violence within minutes of an event,
they cannot possibly have understood yet.
They're accomplishing two things.
First, they're inflating a loan act
into a strategic threat that almost certainly
was not its origin.
But the bigger point for resistance is the second one.
They're flattening the entire spectrum of opposition.
By characterizing an armed charge at a hotel checkpoint
as political violence, the democratic establishment
creates a massive rhetorical umbrella.
But once that umbrella is open, it
becomes remarkably easy to sweep any unsanctioned, disruptive
political action underneath it, anything they don't filter
and organize and promote us around.
They intentionally conflate the image
of chaotic desperation of a lone gunman
with the organized, strategic escalation
of actual resistance movements,
the kind of patient structural work
that has historically changed conditions in this country.
So the intended effect is to preemptively discredit all opposition that isn't theirs.
They are the legitimate opposition.
They are the defenders of democracy.
Anyone else, by definition, isn't.
They get to call those shots and only them.
Whatever anyone else is doing to oppose Trump and Magus.
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are we forgetting how right wingers talks to stupid
litter uh...
i feel like this is massive hallucination going on is fucking driving me
insane which was it
yeah now this is this is how right wingers talk
and they talk like this uh... they used to talk like this privately
now they talk like this publicly
uh...
and and it's unbelievably violent
the violent rhetoric
is coming from the left stuff is is totally ridiculous
it was rudy rockman okay
only becomes the exact same thing under the exact same label
condemned in advance by eight people who have no interest in distinguishing them
truck might call it the radical left political violence but establishment
democrats don't necessarily disagree with that because that's not that
they're not the radical left
so a fall escalation not related to their election in november is immediately
branded as synonymous with unhinged gun violence
legitimate resistance is treasonous even before it begins
it traps the non-establishment opposition in a perpetual defensive
crouch therefore suspend their time joining in with the condemnations
public yes
one hundred percent
one hundred percent and i said this about hummus to if you recall and i
suspect he has a similar attitude on that as well
many families literally a professor of of uh... anti-colonial resistance
uh... so
I'm sure he agrees with me 100% on this, but what did I always used to say?
Democrats that consistently go, oh, I can demomoss, I can demomoss, I can demomoss.
This person is not with us.
This person might be pro-homoss when republics are cynically trying to disparage the propensity
movement by going, well, they're all anti-Semitic.
They're all anti-Semitic.
They're all pro-homoss.
Democrats will go, oh my god, oh my god, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
We're not pro homoze, I promise.
When Democrats did that, they did not realize
that they were actually creating an opening
for the Republicans to fucking use and abuse, okay?
Door's open.
Sorry, I'm fucking opening doors all the way from,
I'm opening doors in Los Angeles, California
all the way from New York City.
Democrats were taking ownership over cynical framing that their opposition was handing to them.
They were just going, oh god, oh, I'm so sorry, you're right, we are anti-Semitic,
and I apologize for being anti-Semitic. You're a fucking weakling when you do that.
There is never any reason for you to listen to what the Republican framing is, okay?
On any issue whatsoever do you oppose them or do you not oppose them? That's a real question here and
Unfortunately the answer especially on the issue of
What is this you tell professor sacks about this by the way?
Sell off from the ceasefire now reverses market realize the hormones have been shut the whole time
No, because he's gonna say this is market fundamentals being sound
I don't think you guys understood. The conversation that we had here was the conversation that
Professor Jeffrey Sachs and I had on market fundamentals being sound on this issue, he
created a perfect oraboris of an argument where he said if it goes down, that means
the market is catching up, clearly, and therefore he's still right.
It was a heads you lose, tails I win situation.
He is a market fundamentalist after all, but I was genuinely, sincerely trying, I wasn't
trying to debate him, he could cook me on this shit, right?
He's brilliant.
He is infinitely better read than I am on this stuff.
He would destroy me, right?
i'm not even saying uh... that i would
uh... i would win in the night in the marketplace of ideas or whatever right
but what i was trying to genuinely get at
with him
whether or not
he actually saw any inconsistencies
on
uh... the the uh...
price of a barrel of brent crude oil
And if there was anything that he could see that would cause him to reconsider whether the market was pegged to some solid fundamentals about like what was actually transiting, or if there was anything, or if there was anything that would cause him to reconsider something that he has believed sincerely for his entire life, something that he's written extensively on, something that he teaches.
The question was actually a pretty ridiculous question in many respects, which is why he
laughed about it a little bit and responded kindly, but in a way that was still very dismissive.
I asked them the ultimate question, is there a way, is there something that you could see
that takes place in the show to hormones that would cause you to literally reconsider
your entire, like your most significant fundamental, the world view that perhaps the markets are
not behaving rationally.
Because the conversation that we were having, I realized he kept saying, Professor Sacks
kept saying, no, the price of Brent is obviously pegged to however many ships are currently
transiting. If it's $100, that means that there's ships transiting even if we don't
know, we don't know how many physical barrels of oil exist. What I was saying was, I don't
think there's enough ships transiting, and therefore, the current price of Brent
crude oil is actually being manipulated, and that a lot of people are simply leaning into
the confidence that eventually the solution is going to take place where the stride of
hormones will be open.
That's like asking Jesus if anything would make him stop believing in God.
That's not what he was saying.
Like it says, the Financial Times covers channel oil price if you want.
I have read them.
I've read all of them.
What are you talking about?
We only see future delivery pricing actual oil traders know a lot more than the general public about the current state of things
That's not he was what he was saying. No, he was is he openly admitted. He said just like I
Don't know
How many ships are actually transit industry to Hormuz?
But his assessment was that if it's being priced if the futures are being priced the way that they are
That means they know something that we don't the people who are
making this assessment, making this bet, no, because they're experts, they know
that there's actually still ships transiting to Shredo Hormones, that was
the implication. The implication is that both Professor Jeffrey Sachs and I do
not know how many ships are transiting. My speculation is based on what I have
seen with the conflict and what I have seen with some of the trades papers
like the insurers refusing to insure oil tankers, right?
If there's a 150 or what is it?
How many tankers pass through the Shredda Hormuz when it's normal time?
Let's see, how many tankers transit the straight of Hormuz?
How do I look this up normally? It's like 150, right? That's, that's correct, right? 150 a day, right? That's, I didn't want to, yeah, okay.
So it, it's 125 to 140 plus ships, right? That's just ships overall. That's not all oil tankers, right?
So, the daily flow ranges, okay, the daily flow ranges, it's around 20 million barrels
of oil, right, 100 plus a day, yeah.
Right now, I'm speculating that there are not 100 ships passing, right?
And I think that's a pretty fair speculation.
Do you see what I'm saying?
But they're pricing it as though there's maybe 60, 70 ships transiting, whereas there's probably
more like 10 ships transiting.
And it's not just futures prices either.
Do you see what I mean?
So I'm saying that people are leaning into a dream.
People are leaning into a fucking hope and a dream if we're both speculating, if, if
Sax's assessment is that the price implies that they know more than we do, that there
are actually ships passing through.
And I'm saying the price is not actually on any fundamentals that is totally irrational
and is leaning into a hope in a dream that ships are fucking
uh... transiting
and there is an inconsistency here
how will we address this inconsistency well how will we we can see spot prices
he left the room he left room by saying the price may catch up but that could
also be true while what you're saying also occurs. We have no way of knowing how much
buffer and speculative hope is built into the staggered pricing model.
Price is almost double normal and there's the Saudi pipe price price that wait what
price prices. The Saudi pipeline is I think 7%. The Saudi pipeline that crosses from
their refineries on the Persian Gulf side to the Red Sea is approximately 7% of their
total capacity. That is not enough for them to make up for the loss of supply. Okay? At
most it's maximum 20%. Not only is this pipeline not enough because there's more than just
the Saudi refinement here. There's the UAE. There's the other Gulf countries. Okay?
Fuck it. Let's not say 7%. Let's say 20%. Okay? Even then, that's just 20%
of the entire Saudi oil supply. That is not enough to make up for the loss of supply.
Would what you are describing be a market failure?
I think it's, it's a, I mean, I am not an economist.
So I am totally wrong probably on this, right?
I'm willing to admit that I might be wrong, but my assessment is that increasingly market
fundamentals that used to exist to a certain degree are no longer a thing that exists.
I don't think people are leading in the market fundamentals.
I saw this with like the Tesla stock
and I kept talking about it over and over again.
And people's assessment always was, well,
you know, that's the beauty of the market.
You can bet against it if you want.
And many people have, they've tried a short Tesla stock
and they've lost over and over again.
Shamath being one of those guys, right?
Spak King Shamath himself was a big Tesla shorter, right?
And I think that the market is is absolutely behaving in a rational way and obviously there is a
There is a term for this is called a bubble, right, but I don't think it's just a bubble in specific sectors
I think it's everything is a bubble
Because Saks's counterpoint was that essentially that can happen in fundamental markets that
deliver physical bears of oil.
Yes.
So my question for him, my question for Saks was this.
Because this is a physical commodity that is necessary for survival and it's a global
commodity with inelastic demand, you can't really continue wish casting that there
There are hard physical barrels of oil traced into the Strait of Hormose.
So there has to be a point where the bubble pops, right?
Because, again, economists are much smarter than, I guess, they're not as smart as they
give themselves credit, but they're smarter than the way I talk about them, obviously.
They're much smarter than me.
i don't know what the fuck i'm talking about for the most part i'm just
talking shit i'm speculating when it comes to this issue
but my speculation
is that
which whatever you want to call it because the the capitalist terminology
it for this is a bubble right
so they already have the
the the incomes they have a term for the inconsistency when the market is
not behaving
uh... according to fundamentals
it's a bubble
So it's, again, an impossible argument to broach because they'll never admit that the markets are not leaning into these solid fundamentals because they'll just turn around and say, it's a bubble.
Lenin would shake you for saying that. I mean, his, for the record, I mean, these guys were
way more into Marcus than I ever was. I mean, there's a lot of math involved in even Lenin's
Assessments Lenin's analysis Marx's analysis as well. I am not you know, I'm not even entertaining that shit
The Chinese built a massive stockpile up to the US attack there on as of March April 20 26 32 member countries of the international energy agency
Including the US Germany, Japan are releasing a record 400 million barrels of emergency oil reserves plus the ships that were en route before the straight clothes
It will take time to burn all that I know but you
Michael from Taiwan Michael from Hong Kong are in agreement with me
You are what people would call biased and I think we're right
But you and I are in agreement. I'm factoring this stuff in as well
Bro, the market is currently being insulated by government action if the war goes on it will spike out of control read my last
Reminders, you know, I understand this I
Understand this as well
also this still
Like there is a there is a point where
Speculation will meet reality. Okay? There's a point that you and I both
understand. You and I both understand where speculation is going to meet
reality. There's a hard stop here. And that is when there's no more barrels of
fucking oil. Plus Trump is constantly floating the idea that the street will
open soon unless that sentiment is smashed by shortages that won't end.
But there's a point where the paper will be crushed by reality. Exactly. So
So my question is, when will that happen or will it actually happen?
You keep talking about not making up losses of supply, but you're not considering demand
destruction, but going short is a fool's errand when a single Trump tweak and liquidate
your position.
So you're kind of right in general, non-Harmuz supply has ramped up though, and I don't
think anything will break until something regarding strategic reserves being run dry
somewhere comes out.
I mean, they're already crushing demand.
They already have limited demand for the best of their ability in the Asian markets.
We know this because they write about it every now and then.
Western media oftentimes doesn't cover it that much though.
It barely is a blip on our radars here in the Western world.
We obviously have, we're an oil exporter in the United States of America.
We have strategic reserves on top of that.
Meanwhile, Asian marketplaces that don't have the same benefits that need a constant
flow of oil coming in are already in panic mode. As I've said over and over again, Thailand has
changed their energy. They've dusted off their coal-powered power plants, and they've restarted
their coal-powered power plants to make sure that they don't run out of gas, right? Because
they know that their natural gas supply is fairly limited. China has gained significant leverage
over all of the other countries in the Asia Pacific region because they have tremendous strategic
oil reserves that they can use to do soft power initiatives that go against America's interest
in the region. This is important to understand as well. I've talked about this too. And then
you have places like the Philippines that are in panic mode already and have reduced
the number of days that people go to work because they're worried about traffic.
So even if we don't see it here in the United States of America, other places are already
feeling it. Africa is already feeling it. Asia is already feeling it. And Europe will start
feeling it soon as well. My question is where do we go from here? But it seems like things
are changing already. But even then, sell-off from the ceasefire is now reversed as market
realizes the hormones have been shut this whole time. Brent is approaching $110. I think
$110 does not make up for what the price is supposed to be and it does not make up for
the limitations on the supply. I'm not an expert in this, but this doesn't feel right
to me. You know what I mean? Here's the other problem. Here's the other problem with limiting
the market demands through government intervention in the way that many of these Asian countries
are trying to do now. Asia is the manufacturing hub of the entire planet, whether it be Bangladesh,
Vietnam, China, India. These are not totally separate markets that we are removed from.
As I've described over and over again, this will have massive downstream inflationary effects on
the American economy, on the Western economy as well. This is staring down the barrel of
imminent supply chain collapse because the globe in our design is interconnected.
Okay? You're operating on flawed data just FYI there's now a huge divide between future and
physical prices. Physical prices aren't generically public you're only seeing future prices see the
chart. 133 versus 99 what is the real price for a barrel of oil? Prices for physical oil are
becoming detached from what is implied in financial markets, which oil price is the right one.
These days, the price of a physical barrel of oil is significantly higher than what oil prices
in financial markets suggest. dated Brent, which reflects oil for actual physical delivery 10 to
30 days out, has risen to $132 a barrel as of Monday. Brent features for the nearest delivery
settled at 99.36 a barrel, which by the way, this was April 14th. Obviously, we're currently
staring down $110. So I don't even know what the physical price is. And by the way,
if you look at different markets, that number goes up to like $200. Just understand how depth,
like that's the reason why there's already a forcible collapse of demand through government
intervention in places like the Philippines, even South Korea and Taiwan and other Asian
There's also additional problems like a lack of fertilizer leading to agricultural crop
failure, leading to lower agricultural yields overall, which means less food.
This will be devastating and might even cause famine in underserved markets anyway
that are already having a hard time, that already have a hard time on a good day.
Okay?
I don't know if I'm like, I don't know if I'm being too much of a worry word here, and I'm panicking for no reason.
But I've been saying this for the last two months now, and now Bloomberg is reporting on it.
Now Wall Street Journal is reporting on it.
So it kind of feels like even the industry papers are beginning to realize that this crisis is, by the way,
Okay.
By assessment is not, you know, I'm not alone in this assessment.
There are plenty of, there are plenty of trade papers that have delivered warnings over and
over again.
No one fucking listens to them.
And also financial times does a pretty solid job on reporting on actually what's going
on far before anyone else does.
Okay.
Just check the physical delivery price as of today is $144 to $150 per barrel.
If you look at the stock market today, you might naturally conclude that the global energy
crisis has been permanently resolved.
The S&P 500 recently hit another record high, climbing past where it was before the fighting
began in late February.
Equity traders seem to have decided that a war in the Middle East, one that has closed
the world's most critical energy choke point, is simply a great opportunity to buy the
dip.
Look at that.
When I see that pink, when I see that pink hue, I know that's reliable.
Sometimes peak hue.
If you talk to the people who actually move physical barrels of oil, the mood is considerably
darker.
Futures markets are pricing in a swift diplomatic resolution, while physical commodity traders
are staring at a completely different reality.
There's a massive gap between the optimistic news flow that drives stock prices and the
actual cost of a physical barrel of oil sitting on a ship in northwest Europe.
For weeks we've seen a bizarre cycle play out, a ceasefire or diplomatic breakthrough
is announced.
The stock market spikes and the price of crude plunges by 10%, then almost immediately the
Iranians announced that they have not agreed to anything and prices were averse.
Just this week, despite the announcement of a three-week ceasefire extension between Israel
and Lebanon, Iranian forces boarded and seized two MSC container ships.
President Trump responded by ordering the US Navy to shoot and kill any boat caught
laying mines in the water.
This is not what a functioning trade route looks like.
seem to be suffering from a bad case of muscle memory. They're sitting at comfortable desks
in New York and London, assuming that the administration will eventually experience what
investors have been calling a taco moment, where taco stands for Trump always chickens out.
They expect the president to look at the upcoming midterm elections, look at the rising price
of gasoline, and simply walk away from the conflict, much like he did when he retreated
on his liberation day tariffs last year. The fatal flaw in this assumption is that a trade
wars fought with administrative ink. You can cancel a tariff with a weekend post on
troops social. A shooting war in the Strait of Hormuz is fought with drones, naval barricades,
and anti-ship missiles. You cannot unilaterally back down from a conflict where the other side
has their own agenda. The Iranian regime has survived the initial strikes and discovered
that holding the global economy hostage is an incredibly powerful piece of leverage.
And unlike a nuclear weapon, it's one that they can actually use.
As I've said before, it takes two to taco, and right now the other side of the table is busy
season container ships. For the commercial ships currently trapped in the Persian Gulf,
the situation is devolved into something resembling a high-stakes maritime prison break.
Captains are turning off their tracking equipment and sneaking through the water
into dead of night just to get their crews out safely. About 45 ships have entered or
exit at the strait since a temporary ceasefire was first agreed on April 8.
Yesterday, over a 24-hour period, only five made it through.
At least 22 other ships have been attacked, and several others seized by the Iranian Revolutionary
Guard since the conflicts began.
The situation is now being described as a dual blockade.
Iran has restricted passage to hostile vessels from unfriendly countries, while the U.S.
Navy began its own counter blockade on April 13.
Specifically, targeting ships bound for or departing from Iranian ports.
The reality of...
Now that we're conducting serious analysis on what the price of a barrel of oil should
be like, the energy markets, I had to put the jacket on, you know what I mean?
Trying to navigate the straight of hormones right now sounds less like global logistics
and more like a heist movie.
this past weekend, a Greek-owned tanker called the Akaan.
Yeah, someone said, must be fake news since Iran doesn't have a navy.
See these are the moments where I wish I had the fa, meter, okay?
I would have hit it, I would have hit that with a fa!
DA, carrying 300,000 barrels of diesel, managed to make a run for it in the dark.
It lined up at the head of the snake of ships and slipped out just hours before
the Islamic Revolutionary Guard sent gunboats back into the channel.
Before we dig into which ships are getting through.
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Ships that are being actively targeted, like those tied to the MSC group, are attempting
to sneak through with their GPS transponders completely turned off.
Some are hiding behind Omani flags.
Others are navigating demands from the Iranian regime to pay safe passage tolls in cryptocurrency,
which major trading houses vehemently deny paying
as doing so would breach U.S. sanctions.
The resulting backlog has created what one exp...
They did this with the Houthis too.
The Houthis were like taking on billions of dollars
with the bribes when they were doing a blockade
on the Red Sea.
A little bit of inside baseball here.
Because you know, you gotta,
it's one of those things where it's like,
what am I gonna do without fucking oil?
What am I supposed to do?
Die, of course you have to transit.
Uh, what do you knock it not gonna send cargo? You're gonna keep sending cargo no matter what
So what is this chat is brainwrotted I got you fam. Oh, thank you. Thank you chatter
Here we have an emergency fall
Okay, that's so loud though
What the fuck is that? That's not even a pho.
That's too loud.
That's also too loud. Okay, that's better. All right, got one. All right, got one. That's a good
one. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
That could have described as a car park of three to 400 ships desperately waiting to get out.
It's not just oil tankers that were trapped. Six cruise ships were stuck in the Gulf but
managed to make it out with skeleton crews and no passengers on board in late February.
One of these was owned by MSc Group, which has business partnerships with Israel.
What's perhaps most striking about the whole situation is the complete abandonment of these
merchant vessels by Western governments. Larry Johnson, the global head of freight
at Mercuria, expressed his frustration this week, saying that politicians are simply
burying their heads in the sand. State-owned vessels might have access to naval escorts
or back channel communications with the Iranian regime, but pure merchant traders are entirely
on their own. The US Navy is barricading the coastline and has turned around dozens of ships.
Iran is firing on the ones that try to squeeze through. There's no concerted effort.
I fucking love that move, man. What a brilliant move that was, huh?
Oh, yeah, you guys are blockading the fucking straight. Well, guess what we are too. What are you gonna do about it?
Unbelievable move, mr. President. Thank you so much
For doing a double blockade. Nobody would have expected this
I mean literally nobody would have expected it because it's so fucking stupid to formalize a safe transit mechanism
Instead the people tasked with moving a quarter of the world seaborn oil are essentially being told to turn off their headlights and hope for the best
Well, investors might assume that this blockade is just a temporary glitch in the supply chain.
The physical reality is that the world has now run out of its safety cushion.
In the early weeks of the conflict, the market was insulated by the fact that a near-record
amount of oil was already at sea when the war started.
But by April 20th, the last few tankers that managed to cross Hormuz before the
fighting began finally reached their destinations in places like Malaysia and California.
That seaborne buffer is now completely exhausted.
Physical commodity traders are warning that a lot of long-term damage has already been
done.
Sad Raheem of Traficura told the economist earlier this week that a cumulative loss of
1.5 billion barrels of Gulf crude, roughly 5% of annual global output, is almost unavoidable
at this point.
Traders are noting that even if a ceasefire holds today, the market might not return
to equilibrium until 2030 due to this permanent loss of supply. Normally, an American president
might expect the domestic oil industry to simply-
Big love, Hassan. 44-year-old garbage man from the Sub-Business Detour here. Love them
what you've been doing lately and love how much they hate you right now. Keep it up,
guy. You got my support for show. Hell yeah, chatter. Let's go.
You're the man.
Rill the country out of an energy shock like this.
After all, the US is now energy self-sufficient.
The administration has strongly urged oil executives to increase production to bring
gasoline prices down, but US shale bosses are actively resisting those calls.
According to a recent Dallas Fed survey, energy executives are refusing to significantly
increase production, pointing to the absolute chaos of the current market.
While this may not make the president happy, it's a perfectly rational capital allocation
decision made by executives who've been burned by overdrilling before.
The extreme volatility between physical prices and futures prices sends conflicting signals
to operators.
They can't responsibly plan long-term capital budgets or rig deployments when the price
of their products swings wildly based on presidential tweets.
Most companies are taking a do-nothing approach.
What is this?
There are three possible outcomes, one of which will occur within three weeks to months
as markets are finally forced to reconcile with reality.
One, Iran sets a new president undermining imperialist international law and normalizes
tolling, Malaysia, Indonesia, Malacca, Panama, etc., and energy is ramped up again.
Two, the US somehow destroys Iran and the imperialist, the enclosed system remains back
to the old system.
Three permanent stagnation despite war efforts forcing a bifurcation in approaches to energy
some go essential only, others have harvest all wood stock, temporary alleviation.
I don't think that the U.S. is going to destroy Iran and the old system will remain.
I think it's not possible currently for them to be able to engage in any actions that would
force Iran to loosen their grip over the Shredda Hormuz.
The reason why I say that is because if they had that capacity, they would have enforced
it already.
They would have exercised it.
Three could be good, inevitable with climate change or could be cooked, Mad Max.
I mean, what do you think?
We don't have the changes or the willingness to make the necessary infrastructure updates
changes, especially in the Western world, to actually live in this degrowth reality that
you're suggesting.
So it will be closer to Mad Max, an anarcho-capitalist dystopia than one that is an eco-socialist.
to their 2026 budgets. They know perfectly well that if they spend billions of...
I mean, virtually everyone is just looking at the situation and be like,
eventually Donald Trump is gonna have to give. Okay? I don't think people are as confident in
the American military capabilities of like destroying Iran or forcing Iran to heal here at all.
That's why I also brought up the deadline, the self-imposed deadline as a matter of fact,
of the Beijing summit Donald Trump has the nips in the bud before Beijing it's
virtually impossible for him to do so at this point why the fuck would like
every day that goes by where Donald Trump is getting closer and closer to
the May 14th date which is when the Beijing summit is supposed to happen
is a day where Donald Trump has less leverage over Iran if we can recognize
If we can see and recognize from you know over here on this fucking Twitch stream that
That Donald Trump has this additional pressure placed upon him, but I'm sure the Iranians are aware of it too, right?
So clearly
Donald Trump does not have any leverage whatsoever in this circumstance. I mean
Opposite Rakhshi
literally went to Pakistan and
Left Pakistan after bilateral talks before Trump could even send the American envoys
Okay, he didn't even want to give the presence that he was going to be in the same area with the Americans at the same fucking time
And now he's what is a buzzer actually doing today?
shaking hands with Vladimir Putin
The Iran momentum is fading he's now going to pivot to the ballroom and going after people that criticize him
He thinks there's a pity party for him and he's gonna drag this out
No, because this is not a thing that you can out-yap. What have I said over and over again?
Since day one, the thing that I've kept reiterating is Donald Trump is a yapper. He's a room reader.
But there's one thing he can't actually convince his fans of and that is that their wallets aren't hurting.
Okay?
If if his own cult is experiencing
the the negative consequences of his
warmongering in the region and it's it's translating to less take-home pay or translating into
More expensive
More expensive gas prices at the pump
Doesn't matter if he talks about the fucking ballroom every time he talks about the ballroom
He's gonna lose even more fans his fans really. I don't give a fuck about the ballroom dude fix the gas prices, right?
That's it
You can only you can only talk about everything transgender everything computer everybody transgender
Until you know people start realizing they're paying
10 20 30 extra dollars at the pump at which point it's fucking over it doesn't matter people are gonna be like
I don't give a shit about transit.
I'll make my daughter transgender
if you fucking lower the price of my groceries, Mr. President.
I don't give a shit.
This was, and I'm repeating myself so much,
a genuine problem with Brandon as well.
People were frustrated by negative real wage growth
for a year and a half.
and what was Biden doing in the process?
Talking about how he's doing NATO.
Ain't nobody gives a fuck about NATO
when they're experiencing inflation.
Ain't nobody gives a fuck about NATOizing Finland.
It now Trump is doing the other version of that,
which is even dumber somehow.
And that other version of that is
Everything is fine. Everything casino. It's gonna be good. We're gonna build a ballroom. Who gives a fuck man? Fuck your ballroom
To overproduce now and Trump secures a sudden peace deal tomorrow
They'll be left holding the bag in a crushed mark
Please explain why the summit puts more pressure because he can't go to fucking China
He can't go to Beijing with no leverage
If he packed up Venezuela and then Iran similar to Venezuela, he would have a lot of leverage over
China in this Beijing summit, which was supposed to take place a month ago. At which point he could
have said, look, we took over Venezuela like that overnight. That was your foothold into
the Latin American markets. We destroyed that. We severed that connection. And Iran was a big
ally of yours in the Strait of Hormuz. We destroyed them too. You know, we did regime change.
We have applying regime there, similar to Delcey Rodriguez in Venezuela. And you don't hold
any of the fucking cards. If you ever try the nuclear option of trade with us ever again,
and if you even float the idea of strategic export controls, then we'll shut off your
oil faucet.
It's leverage
Donald Trump tried to do a
Forcible decoupling from China with all of the other regional partners and it failed
And in the aftermath China turned around and said oh if you fuck with us again, we'll stop
Will will will reconsider
Rare earth minerals that we have a monopoly control over that you need for your national defense for everything basically
No more raw earth for you.
That was a big threat.
We covered it extensively at the time.
If you want to understand how a geopolitical energy shock actually trickles down to the
real economy, you'll have to look beyond the headline price of crude oil and examine
the specific refined products that keep the world moving.
Take jet fuel.
Europe does not produce enough of it to meet its own demand.
According to Politico, its refining capacity can cover at most 70% of what airlines need.
Any prolonged disruption to tanker traffic through the Strait will leave carriers scrambling
for supply.
Europe is currently sitting on about 50 days of jet fuel reserves, which is their typical
operating level.
But according to modelling by the data firm Kepler in association with the Economist,
those stocks are going to fall precipitously if flows through Hormuz don't normalize
by June. The United States could theoretically help by exporting refined products, but if
the administration decides to prioritize domestic prices and ban refined fuel exports,
Europe's aviation sector will be- No more planes will frustrate the bourgeoisie, buddy.
What are you talking about? No more jet fuel means no more delivery.
Do you know when you get on a plane, when you get on a commercial airliner,
Okay, and you fly from point A to point B for uh, health emergency in the family or business travel or even fucking tourism
You don't realize that like
Half of those uh, airliners are also carrying your amazon packages
okay
This is so much worse than just oh rich people won't be able to go on fucking tourism destinations
Number one rich people will always find a way. Okay
just so you understand. As a matter of fact, I don't take planes. Yes, brother,
I know. That's why I'm trying to explain to you that just because you don't take
planes doesn't mean that you don't benefit from air travel currently.
When air travel is happening, you know what else is also happening?
Commerce your packages are being delivered. Sometimes your medicine is being delivered. Okay, it's not
It's not just oh rich assholes won't be able to go to a beef uh this summer
That's what I'm trying to explain to you guys maybe you don't understand this and it's fine
It's understandable. Maybe you don't you haven't considered this but
But air travel is not just about rich assholes going on fucking trips.
Air travel is also deliveries, a big part of the deliveries.
What do you think happens when you don't get your shit delivered?
Be staring at a brick wall.
Then there are the esoteric commodities that most people don't think about until
they run out.
Qatar is not just a dominant player in liquefied natural gas.
It's also one of the world's largest producers of helium, accounting for roughly a third of
global supply.
Helium is a byproduct of natural gas extraction, and you can't safely ship it on a plane.
It has to move by sea.
When the Strait of Hormuz is barricaded by gunboats, the global supply of helium
is effectively choked off.
This isn't just about party balloons.
Helium has the lowest boiling point of any element, along with an extremely high
thermal conductivity, which makes it irreplaceable as a coolant for sensitive equipment.
It's used to cool the superconducting magnets in MRI machines as a carrier gas into chemical
vapor deposition processes used to manufacture semiconductor chips and as a purge gas in clean
rooms.
There is no synthetic substitute for helium.
If you're running a chip fabrication plant or a hospital.
Isn't that crazy that helium is also a finite resource that is like eventually going to
run out?
I mean, I know fossil fuels in general are finite as well, but like, isn't the
runway for helium a lot worse?
What do we do with that in that situation?
I think about that sometimes where I'm like, one day we're just not going to have fucking
helium.
What do we do then?
Is it, I mean, are we even capable of reaching that level?
I don't know.
Maybe, maybe it's just so abundant and I'm wrong.
jupiter harvesting
balloon animal time
can't y'all american just fucking apologize and quit the bullshit for once no i'm sorry chatter
unfortunately no and especially a lot especially fuck no right now
i wish that was the case mind you i think this is unnecessary i think it's cruel i think it's unbelievable that we're
ruining the entire planet at the behest of Israel mind you, but this president is the
least likely to fucking apologize and back away, unfortunately.
The Libs are standing up.
Little radiology.
Yeah, we'll get back to the live, you cannot swap it out for something else.
The logistical nightmare of this blockade doesn't stay confined to the Middle East
either.
The global shipping industry operates as a closed loop because ships can no longer safely pass through the region
They're being forced to take a massive detour around the Cape of Good Hope
This significantly extends journey times which effectively removes a huge chunk of shipping capacity from the global market
Congestion at the Panama. We both know your condolences are insincere and I respect that
Wait, what?
No, what do you what do you think I'm doing here in America? I'm trying my best man. What the fuck do you want me to do?
No, it is sincere. It's not insincere.
He sucks. I mean, this entire design sucks. I'm trying to do my best. We're all trying to do our best here, okay?
Canal has intensified too, as Asian buyers have turned to purchasing crude oil from the Gulf of
Mexico to replace their Middle Eastern supplies. The canal was already dealing with severe transit
restrictions due to historic droughts. Now with oil tankers outbidding bulk carriers for scarce
transit slots, the knock-on delays are rippling through supply chains that have nothing to do
with energy. According to the FT, ships carrying lower value cargoes like grain are being
pushed to the back of the queue, as oil tanker operators pay millions of dollars to skip to the front.
Wait times at the canal have stretched to around 40 days, and some grain routes have already seen shipping rates increase by 50 to 60%.
Grain is now...
Also, here is two other points.
Despite Trump's claims that Iran is...
What the fuck?
Despite...
Why the fuck would I install the Twitter app?
What is a fucking malware opportunity?
Twitter out of its dang mind. Despite Trump's claims that Iran is beginning to capitulate,
Tehran believes it has three M's on its side, munitions, markets and the midterms. However,
Iran is setting its own agenda for ending the war amid US campaign of cognitive warfare.
Damn, they added midterms on there too. See their ball knowers, bro. Iran, Iran knows America
a whole lot better than America knows Iran.
They're fucking ball knowers.
Yeah, the one M Iran is engaging in right now is called Mog.
Okay, they're mogging us. They're dabbing on us.
Moving slower and costing significantly more to transport, which brings us to perhaps the most alarming knock-on effect of this crisis, the threat to global food security.
People tend to think of the energy market and the food market as two separate things, but modern agriculture is essentially a very efficient system for converting hydrocarbons into edible calories.
Natural gas is the primary feedstock for nitrogen.
their leadership raised in and educated in the USA most. A lot of people in higher ranks
in the Iranian government, they didn't just get educated in the United States. Half of
them were fucking teachers in American universities. There are people alive right now that knew,
especially in the previous one, especially in the previous admissions, and many of
them got assassinated at this point. There are people who got educated by someone in
the IRGC, you know what I mean? Like you went to a college campus, you had an Iranian professor,
okay, and that dude then flew back to Tehran and became a part of the IRGC.
Isn't that funny? I mean, it's crazy. Just think about it. You're like, you're going to fucking
sea sun, you know, Cal State University. And your professor is literally now in the IRGC
and he's all over the fucking news. You're like, that's crazy.
Which in based fertilizers like ammonia and the straight of Hormuz handles roughly a third
of the world's seaborne fertilizer trade. When the straight closes and gas prices spike,
agricultural input costs explode before the hostilities broke out in late February
and hydrosammonia cost U.S. farmers around $800 a tonne. Today, it's sitting at $1050
a tonne. But fertilizer is only one part of the equation. To run a modern farm, you need
massive amounts of diesel to operate the tractors, the combines, and the trucks that transport
the harvest. The agricultural sector was already operating on razor-thin margins,
and this dual spike in both fertilizer and diesel costs represents a massive unbudgeted
expense. A recent survey by the American Farm Bureau of Federation found that around 70%
of farmers report being unable to afford all of the fertilizer they need for this crop cycle.
And even if they could afford it, the supply chain is working against them.
The chief risk officer of Louis Dreistus pointed out this week that there's growing
competition for other critical agricultural inputs like sulfur, the fourth major nutrient
after nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium. Because of the crisis, sulfur is being
diverted to higher value industrial uses like copper smelting, leaving fertilizer producers
waiting at the back of the queue. Zippy Duvall, the president of the American Farm Bureau Federation
and the man with the most Americans.
That's a crazy name. I'm sorry. Zippy Duvall, sounding name I've ever come across, told the
FT that the farm outlook is bleak right now and farm country needs help. Look, it's not
Not necessarily the best quote ever, but I included it just because I wanted to say Sipiduval.
Pablo Escobar, yes, that's his real name too, the head of LNG at Vital, warned this week
that we're living on borrowed time, saying that if this continues, the energy crisis
will rapidly become a global food crisis.
But of course, the term global catastrophe means different things to different people.
While agricultural traders are worried about crop failures and food security, Bernard
our know, the billionaire head of LVMH has his own concerns. He warned his shareholders
this week that the war could spiral into a global catastrophe with extremely negative
economic developments if it isn't resolved quickly. His definition of catastrophe, however,
appears to be that sales of Louis Vuitton and Dior handbags in Middle Eastern shopping
malls have fallen by as much as 70% since the war.
That's unbelievable. Oh my God. No, I mean, he's probably talking about larger consequences, but it is very funny
One sector is preparing for famine and the other is lamenting a drop-in high in spirits clothing and luxury leather goods
While the US deals with expensive diesel and unsulled handbags
Europe is facing a much more structural squeeze
Right as the Hormuz crisis reached its peak
Russia decided it was the perfect time to turn the screws on Germany. Moscow has
announced that it will suspend the flow of Kazakh oil through the Soviet era
pipeline that supplies the PCK refinery, the facility that provides 90% of the
petrol, kerosene, and heating fuel to the German capital. By cutting off this
alternative supply line right as seaborne imports are choked off in
the Middle East, Russia is ensuring that Europe feels the maximum possible
paying from this conflict. Whenever an energy crisis breaks out in the Middle East, financial
commentators inevitably-
And then ironically, Ukraine has also been making pushes on Russian refinery capacity
too. They immediately started doing drone strikes on Russian refineries. Now, I don't
know how successful those drone strikes were, but I will say this, probably not
the best time. I know that Ukraine is trying to gain as much leverage as possible in this
situation, but it is unbelievably fucked for all of the other European allies of Ukraine
if Russian refinement is under attack. It plays the same role that Vladimir Putin is
engaging in, where they say, oh, we're going to shut off the Kazakh pipeline, right?
Because at the end of the day, at the end of the day, you need the oil.
We're drawing comparisons to the 1970s.
We're immediately bombarded with black and white footage of cars lining up at gas stations
and warnings about a return to the stagflation that defined the era of the 1973 Arab oil
embargo and the 1978 Iranian oil workers strike.
In certain ways, the current situation is a lot worse.
Fango lives is so funny gas prices of the moon shut it down. We deserve the pain for poisoning the planet. Okay, buddy
Yeah, I feel like you'll you'll be singing a different tune if the if the hospital that your parents are in or something is
Is now in a in a moment of crisis
Is experiencing a significant crisis like there's an energy issue, you know, I mean that's crazy
Like remember
I'm in favor of I'm in favor of renewable energy. It's not a secret
grid. Some might even say I'm a Sinnoh file. How much I love with how much I love renewable
energy and electrifying people's grids. I've seen it with my own two eyes in places like
Cuba, born out of a necessity that America has created. Having said that, I've also
seen the other side of that story. What happens when there's simply no gas? What happens
when there's simply no oil. And that is unbelievably devastating. You know, an energy grid collapse
is not something that anyone would like to withstand, I promise you.
And what we saw in the 1970s, as Daniel Jurgen pointed out recently on the Outlawed Podcast,
the absolute volume of the disruption we're seeing today is the largest in history. Global
oil production and consumption are roughly twice what they were 50 years ago. However,
economies are structurally much more resilient to oil shocks today than they were back then.
The metric economists used to measure this is called the oil intensity of GDP. It measures
how many barrels of oil it takes to produce a single inflation-adjusted dollar of economic
output. Since the 1970s, the oil intensity of the global economy has declined by more
than 70%. Our factories are more efficient, our cars get better mileage, and our power
rely much more heavily on other sources of energy than they do on petroleum. But while
the physical economy might be less vulnerable, the financial economy is standing on much
shakier ground. Paul Krugman noted recently that in 19... Has anyone noticed how Clay Thompson
looks like the PBS logo? How dare you? How dare you chatter coming in here and saying
and Clay Thompson looks like the Hassanabi Clay Thompson is a Hassanabi head
How fucking dare you dude
We're hot girls. We don't fuck with clay 78 the price clay Thompson is a terrorist with what he's done
The earnings ratio of the S&P 500 was sitting at his dead blows today equity valuations are stretched to near record highs
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Complex interconnected private credit market that didn't exist in the 70s.
We have an economy that requires less oil, but a financial system with a much lower
margin of safety for a prolonged inflation shock.
This crisis is also fundamentally rewiring how governments think about energy infrastructure.
For the last two decades, the push towards wind, solar and electric vehicles has been
driven primarily by climate policy.
The closure of the Strait of Hormuz has rebranded the entire green energy transition into a
matter of national security.
You can't fix a 20% drop in global hydrocarbon supply with wind turbines in the short term,
but the realization that an entire continent can be held hostage by cheap Iranian
drones is rapidly changing capital allocation decisions.
In Asia, where countries are heavily dependent on imported seaborne oil, the transition is
accelerating.
Electric vehicles now make up over 50% of new car sales in China and 40% in Southeast Asia.
While the US tries to drill its way out of the crisis, Asia is looking to nuclear power
and electric vehicles as tools for long-term energy sovereignty.
All of this structural shifting will take time.
In the immediate present, the Western world is dealing with the harsh reality that
inflation is back and it's going to be sticky. The economic fallout from this war has already
started showing up in the data. Both the United States and the United Kingdom saw inflation accelerate
to 3.3% in March. In the UK, the Bank of England is now facing a central banker's worst nightmare,
an external energy shock that raises the cost of living while simultaneously killing economic
growth. In the US, the political panic is becoming palpable. President Trump has dispatched
his top lieutenants, including Interior Secretary Doug Burgum, to beg oil executives to increase
production. Meanwhile, Treasury Secretary Scott Besend has resorted to threatening retail gas
station owners, warning them that the administration is watching to ensure they slash prices at the
pump the moment crude oil drops. If that rhetoric sounds familiar, it should. It's almost a
word-for-word copy of the Biden administration's complaints about the price gouging at the
pump back in the summer of 2022. President Biden tweeted at gas stations, bring down the
price you're charging at the pump to reflect the cost you're paying for the product and do it now.
That is not the right analysis. This is mostly in the mid-market and interconnected
with private equity. Will there be failures in business favored by private equity and
those private credit? Yes, but it will mostly be small and medium hitler rights
leading to consolidation. Energy shocks always bring forward short stackflation scenarios.
It turns out that yelling at gas station owners is a bipartisan tradition, regardless of who's
in the Oval Office, the political response to an energy supply shock is exactly the same. Panic,
ignore the underlying market dynamics, and threaten the guy who owns your local gas station.
The problem is that you can't yell at inflation until it goes away. The IMF warned earlier this
week that short-term inflation expectations in the United States have already moved up and
and that the economic fallout from this conflict will not evaporate overnight, even if a ceasefire
is signed tomorrow.
The increased costs of fertilizer diesel and rerouted shipping have already been baked
into the supply chain.
Those costs will inevitably be passed on to the consumer at the grocery store and at
the hardware store over the coming months.
While politicians focus on the price at the pump, macroeconomic analysts are looking
at how this crisis is fundamentally rewiring the flow of global capital.
In the price of energy spikes, the balance of global trade shifts, Brad Setzer, an economist
at the Council on Foreign Relations, pointed out on the FT Economics podcast last week
that you would be wrong to expect an energy shock of this magnitude to wipe out the massive
trade surpluses held by countries in Asia.
China's surplus in manufactured goods is so structurally enormous that even paying
record prices to import seaborne oil barely makes a dent.
While this energy shock is a big deal, it won't magically rebalance the global economy.
It simply redirects a portion of the dollars that we're accumulating in Beijing towards
alternative oil and gas exporters.
Some of that money will go to Saudi Arabia, which has an east-west pipeline and can still
get some oil out.
But most of it will flow to the world's other exporters, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan,
Norway, Russia, and some South American producers.
The U.S. and Canada collectively export about 5 million barrels of oil a day.
So what Setser expects to see is a general shrinking of the big Asian and European surpluses
with the money flowing instead to certain oil producing economies, a reshuffling of who
holds the world's dollar.
Where are we watching this clanker?
What clanker?
You think this is AI?
Like you think this guy Patrick Boyle is actually AI?
Why because he doesn't blink?
This is a human man.
What are we doing?
There's rather no fundamental rebalancing.
Because the United States is now the world's largest oil producer, a position it's held
since 2018, you might assume that this shock would ultimately be a net positive for the
American economy. But the windfall at the wellhead doesn't necessarily reach the kitchen
table. American oil and gas exporters are benefiting from high prices. But you don't
know he might be blinking right now.
Prices. But the American consumer is absorbing the pain on the other side, paying a geopolitical
tax on everything from agricultural products to transportation, leaving them with less
money to spend on the rest of their needs. The US trade deficit isn't shrinking, life
is just getting more expensive. This brings us to the ultimate lesson of the crisis. As
I mentioned in my video on Europe's financial nuclear option back in January, the financial
markets have spent the last 30 years operating under the Great Illusion, the belief that
economic interdependence naturally prevents conflict. We assumed that because an open
trade of Hormuz was essential for the survival of the global economy, no rational actor would
ever try to close it. But the interdependence that was supposed to be our safety net is
framed from both ends. On one side, Iran has discovered that holding the global economy
hostage with a fleet of cheap drones is a highly effective negotiating tactic. On
the other, the world's major economies have spent the last two years actively
reducing their dependence on each other through tariffs, export controls, and on-shoring,
dismantling the very web of trade relationships that were supposed to make a crisis like this
irrational. When you control a vital geographical choke point, you don't need a trillion-dollar
military to exert massive geopolitical leverage. And when your adversaries are already pulling
apart the system that was supposed to deter you, you have even less reason not to try.
For decades, the global supply chain has relied on the unwritten assumption
that the United States Navy would act as the ultimate guarantor of free trade,
safely escorting merchant vessels from one side of the globe to the other.
That assumption is now obsolete. The Navy is no longer acting as a neutral guardian of open sea
lanes. It's an active combatant running its own blockade. The merchant marine is on its own.
We've moved from a world of global cooperation to a highly transactional era where historic
alliances are significantly less meaningful, and negotiated diplomatic de-escalation might
eventually provide a sigh of relief, but it cannot undo the realization that the plumbing of the
global economy is incredibly vulnerable in this new transactional era. The stock market might be
buying the peace trade today, assuming that a weekend of strongly worded truth social posts
can fix the supply chain, but the physical world moves at its own pace, directed by ships,
pipes and turbines rather than market sentiment. If you found this video interesting, you should
watch my video on prediction markets next. New Golden Age of Piracy. We're in it, baby. It's
one piece universe. And America is absolutely the Navy, the Marines. Something not mentioned regarding
the luxury sector aspect of this, but important is events like the Met Gala will also be
be affected is they rely on donations of funds spent by luxury houses to keep the
costume institute and other fashion museums funded and if those events are
canceled or scaled back then artisan jobs that rely on those events will also be
scaled back which comes out of thousands of academics museum and artisan jobs
gone because of this crisis. UB, I'm gonna keep it a book 50 with you. You
are never gonna be able to convince people in this community that like the
met gala scaling down is going to be bad for people. See, they're
already, even though you actually delivered, you know, some
very important information about like small businesses,
artisans, academics that will be impacted by this. People only
heard you say the Met Gala will be scaled back and
immediately went well fuck them at gala and are currently yelling at you and
also yelling at me as well because these people don't care about museums they
just heard you say fashion and that's all they heard and they hate fashion if
there's one thing I've learned in this community you can never get these
motherfuckers to care about fashion in any way shape or form they do not
understand the impact that it has on the arts, culture, how it moves society in a
meaningful way, they just don't care. Anyway, President Trump is heading to
Beijing on a far weaker footing than when he last met President Xi six months
ago while China is absorbing the Iran War fallout with relative stability
the US is facing mounting pain just so you understand that's what I was
talking about for those of you who are wondering, bro, you hate fashion I
love fashion. That's crazy to say. I actually do admire and love and have a lot of respect
for the arts, for museums, fashion in general. That's crazy. Bronco says, whatever short-term
benefit a cruise to the US fossil industry won't actually make the war more palatable
for Trump. Though no doubt people tell him the opposite. Oil is just one part of it.
Blockage of fertilizer and minerals for military production in AI are a major problem.
They only care about the price and if you look bad on it
Fashion hates you brother close to small. I mean these are small, but it actually makes my head look large. So
Thoughts on ballet and theater if they're great. I
Love ballad and I love theater
How the fuck do we get to the crude oil thing from this guy explaining
Why militant resistance exists towards?
Oh my God, eight new articles since the last visit.
Let's see.
Washington examiner, three hours ago,
enough is enough, the left must,
dude, since we started covering,
since I started covering the news,
The Times wrote, political violence is all deranged for the left.
Wall Street Journal, when rationalization turns deadly.
Sky News Australia, we covered that one. Daily wire top Democrats, we saw that one.
Republicans are sinking, but Democrats aren't rising by the hill.
The fuck? There's a site that tracks your articles? Yes.
Paws on my heads, rise up.
The internet that are just disgusting.
And again, you gotta balance the first amendment with what we would hope would be, you know, the moral decency of people.
Up to your point, this long list, I'm hearing a lot of Democrats and others on the left say,
we condemn political violence but-but-but, right?
Yeah, exactly.
The bullets only seem to be flying one way.
Now, I'm not saying you can't find an instance where they're flying the other way.
You sure can, but when you look at this pattern of events you look at what the Virginia is ridiculous
That's fucking ridiculous
The bullets seem to be flying in one direction is such an insane thing to say
Political violence more often than not is conducted by right-wing extremism in this country. Okay, that's it
it. With the rare exception of like 9-11, it's, you know, almost all, almost always right-wing
anti-government extremists.
That's right.
Candidate wanted to do horrible things for the grave of children.
That's right.
Yeah.
Elected, right?
So you look at this pattern of events from Charlie Kirk to President Trump to just those
who were trying to attend a conservative event or a Trump rally.
It's also funny because it's like people who are now talking about the moral decay
These are the people at Fox News, mind you, that are perhaps most responsible for the moral
decay.
Bullets are flying one way.
Recognize it, acknowledge it, change your behavior if you want to see this country truly
thrive and democracy to be restored as you so often claim that you want.
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And as he ran through a security checkpoint, his intended targets allegedly the president
and top cabinet officials.
We expect to learn what the charges Allen will face shortly.
Cameras are not allowed inside the courtroom, but our reporters inside will be sending
us notes in real time that I will bring to you and our team will bring to you
as soon as the hearing gets underway.
So far, we know that Allen has been walked in to that courtroom right now.
He is sitting, he is wearing a blue jumpsuit, and he is flanked by two U.S. marshals that
are on each side of him.
We understand that the matter is now unsealed, that according to the judge who's just announced
that in court, and the pretrial services are about to begin right now.
Kelly O'Donnell joins our coverage now.
Kelly, a quick question to you, because the night, Saturday night after this
happened, there were some announcements of two initial charges.
Do we expect to hear those formally today or will there be additional charges as well?
Do we expect well in the appearance today when they say the matter is unsealed there?
Well, many group posts on a surprise comment are on the shooting.
Exclusive John Hinkley, the man who shot then President Ronald Reagan in 1981,
says the Washington Hilton hotel should stop holding big events because it's not secure.
He's in the group chat.
I love when he weighs in on the situation.
he's done it a few times. He's like, I should know. That's crazy, by the way. John Hinckley
weighing in on the situation. He's like, I should know it's a, not a secure area for presidents.
Okay. You know what that reminds me of? That reminds me of like, uh, when they have like,
uh, like former mafia boss reacts to, or former jewel high Steve reacts to famous,
jewelry theft you know it's like variety reports we brought in an expert and
there are very few experts that could actually unironically weigh in on the
subject he is the subject matter expert on trying to kill presidents at the
Washington Hilton Hotel so unbelievable moment here yeah Jordan Belfer reacts
the Ponzi scheme. Now unsealing the charges against this 31 year old camp
California man so this will be the first time we get a sense of those charges
Saturday night there were some preliminary expected weapons related
oh shit he's doing the shea smirk bro bro oh dude that's crazy oh that's gonna
do numbers oh shit oh shit now this is a man who doesn't seem to be feeling too
this is a man who's excited at the prospect of a ballroom being built okay
that's that's what he's looking like he's looking like he's like yep that
ballroom is getting fucking built all right
We think a lot of work has been done in the hour since then going through the evidence
both at the hotel where this event occurred in his hotel room. He of course checked into
the Washington Hilton Hotel in advance of the White House Correspondents' Dinner as
a part of the alleged planning of this suspect. Also, we traveled from California on a train,
multi-day trip to get to Washington. We know based on the weapons that were recovered,
were purchased legally, but as they explore his electronic footprint they conducted searches
at his California home and at the hotel. They've been piecing together evidence and included
were some writings he sent to his family that we have been able to review. They were provided
to us by a senior White House official and that describes some of his intention and thought.
And that's why the White House has so comfortably labeled this an assassination attempt. We'll
have to see if the charges bear that out in the specific details. Clearly the man was
armed, was moving toward the ballroom where the president and many other dignitaries were
attending the dinner. 2600 guests in a very crowded ballroom, many members of the cabinet
dignitaries, ambassadors from the U.S. and other countries were there. It was a high
profile event which in and of itself could have been a target. But we understand from
what authorities tell us was included in this writing to his family, that he had intention
talking about members of the Trump administration.
He did not name President Trump, but some of what he wrote seemed to indicate.
What did he write that indicated that he was talking about Trump?
This part is also brilliant because every time they talk about how he didn't call out
Trump by name, but implied that it was Trump, they have to literally say that he called
them a rapist pedophile, which is very funny.
He was alluding to President Trump and others who were serving in the administration.
We will know much more when these documents are available to us.
They have not been available yet.
We would expect to see FBI affidavit.
Ted Cruz brought you up on his podcast today.
Maximum warfare everywhere all the time.
Yeah, I love that they just like pair up Hakeem Jeffries' maximum warfare statement
with like whatever the fuck they think I'm actively demanding people do.
Where an FBI agent swears to some of the initial evidence that's been brought before the court
that helps to support whatever charges come.
These will certainly be felonies, they are at the federal level.
But this magistrate appearance today is the most beginning of these kinds of events.
He may not enter any kind of a plea.
This is simply telling him what the charges are against him.
He is at this point supplied by council, federal,
defense council that is provided to him, public defender.
And so it's an early step,
but when we get those charging documents,
the specifics of the complaint will have more information.
This may ultimately go to a grand jury
where still more will come out,
but this is a critical first step
in what could be a long time prosecution.
in many of these potentially violent or
terroristic type attacks.
The suspect is, in many instances,
is shot and killed or somehow loses his or her life in it.
This is a more unusual case where the suspect was not injured.
He was subdued at the hotel,
and now he has rights and a process that begins.
I'm being told three counts.
Okay, let's look at those counts
to get the specifics here.
Yeah, the attempt to assassinate the president,
three counts on that Kelly the judge when you they were saying Pete had coke
job well who do you mean they I was saying it because it's the truth he did
have coke job did you not see or Molly I mean he was definitely suited like 100%
that's not even a fucking joke that's not a that's not even a question I mean
look here it's funny because a lot of these guys who talk shit on the
internet or just fucking nerds that have never seen someone
suited before look at his jaw look at his jaw look at his jaw
I don't know what Matt Crispin is posting in the replies, but here there's more.
Snizja, my man. He's drawing some premium Peruvian marching powder. In other words, he's obviously high on cocaine.
You people are so sheltered and stupid. No wonder you continue to support this gay Israeli scam government.
We're reporting said there were several charges here. So this, this is going to be a little
bit till we get everything in our team.
Yeah. Seth Harper also had a take on it too. He said, I've been saying this for more than
a year that everyone at the top of the US war machine is coked to the gills and also
geeked up on the Daphne and Dex, but mainstream opinion is still basically unaware of this
disturbing reality.
many tracks
yeah i mean this is this is a great example of this but like
blitz drugs in the third rike uh... this is
on ironically what happened with the nazis too
they were also fucking crack heads
they were
they were cracked out on methamphetamine
tons of chocolate
right was not what it is not what it
but they they were
slamming, slamming methamphetamine.
There's that famous video of Hitler just like fucking shivering.
So that also tracks, you know,
that book has no evidence.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
He's reporting from inside the courtroom back to me and Kelly. The cameras aren't allowed there. So far, all we know he's been here. Here comes. Here comes more.
An attempt to assassinate the president of the United States. It looks like three counts of that Kelly, as we know.
That, of course, you know, if he's convicted of that up to life in prison, if he were to be found guilty.
We're going to wait some more of this.
We also learned he's 31 years old.
He has a graduate degree, a master's degree, I should say.
He pronounces his name Cole Tomas Allen.
And as you said, he has asked the court
to appoint him an attorney.
Here's Count 2.
He's an educated suspect, Tom.
He is.
Count 2, transportation of a firearm and ammunition
through the interstate commerce
with intent to commit a felony.
You were talking about that train trip.
We know that he took a train from California
all the way to Washington, Kelly.
That's correct.
that would account for taking firearms across state lines, lawfully purchased firearms, but
taking them across state lines with an intent to commit a crime, that's its own kind of felony.
So that explains that. The three counts of attempted assassination, I'll be curious to
see if that ties with discharging his weapon. If he fired his weapon multiple times, that
could constitute.
That's count three. It just came in. It just came in. That's count three. Yeah,
So you're right about that.
That one just came in.
He has been fully briefed on these charges
and he says that he is aware of the charges against him.
And that will be a part of determining
that he is capable of being in this process.
We have seen in some instances
where the mental acuity of a defendant is at issue.
He is saying he understands his rights.
He understands the charges against him.
That's an important part of the process.
At this point, these are very serious charges
course and oh he's going he's going for the the men gione play he's like he's
like propaganda of the deed except that doesn't work if you don't actually
accomplish the deed ironically enough but he's just he's just staring down the
barrel of like life sentence for for pretty much nothing maybe he'll have a
a little bit of time on the on the main stage where he can talk about how everyone should
have voted for Kamala Harris and how Israel must be defended. Who knows? Trump, pardon.
He's going to come out and be like, we should build the ballroom. I was just pen testing.
i was doing i was pentesting
to show america the necessity for why a ballroom must be
must be built
the backdrop of growing political violence in the country tom something
that
president trump has personally experienced with multiple attempts on his
life and many other figures across the political spectrum have had
criminal acts against them for being in the political space
This is certainly a very notable case, one that stands out,
as we're learning more about the specifics here.
And as you mentioned something earlier,
it sparked a reminder here.
Initially, when this hearing started,
the judge had asked him if he had taken any drugs,
any medication, or any alcohol.
In the last 24 hours, he said he had not.
And that is part of the procedure here
to make sure he understands the charges against him, Kelly.
And we know from investigators
that they spoke to his brother and to his sister
in authorities having interviews with investigators.
The brother, when he received that emailed message
to the family, did alert police in New London, Connecticut.
And there was a connection from that local police department
forwarding that information sort of across
to federal partners and ultimately getting
to the command center here in Washington
that was dealing with the event
at the Washington Hilton Hotel.
So the family cooperated in that way.
Authorities also tell me that the sister
spoke about escalating rhetoric from her brother
and that the family was concerned about the way he talked
about world events, a variety of world events
and national political events.
We know from what others describe,
he was engaged in a lot of that,
had concerns about what was happening.
And according to the document that we reviewed,
had a sense that he needed to be the one to take action.
More of that will play out.
We'll have to learn more about the specifics
and in mitigating facts that may come forward.
Kelly, we're now learning exactly what he was holding
according to the assistant US attorney
who's reading this now to the judge,
a 12 gauge pump action shotgun,
a 38 caliber semi-automatic pistol,
three knives and quote, other dangerous paraphernalia.
The assistant US attorney now asking the judge
and requesting that there be no chance at bond
for this suspect as it speaks
because of the severity of the crimes.
And speaking to that, this was premeditated.
It was planned before he got on that train
from California to Washington, D.C.,
and that his intended target
was to assassinate the president of the United States.
And that will be a case they will have to outline
with specific information as they learn more
from his writings, his social media profile,
interviews they conduct with family members,
those who know him, some of the facts on the scene.
There's ballistic evidence that is being processed.
There were bullet holes in a wall at the hotel.
And a reminder to our audience,
this suspect did not get to the ballroom level
where those 2,600 guests were assembled,
including the president, vice president,
first lady, and many dignitaries.
He was on a floor above that.
What are the chances that he got radicalized
by Chatchapiti?
I don't think so.
I don't think he got,
I don't think this is the Chatchapiti radicalization.
I think he's just the regular ass dude.
He's just the regular fucking liberal with no outlet.
Like I think he was a radical liberal who
lost his dang mind a little bit and had no real outlet
whatsoever for all of his anger and thinks
Donald Trump is not merely a symptom of the disease, but wholeheartedly the main problem
and his cabinet too.
What does this former US deputy secretary, oh dude, they're coming after clash report too,
which is a separate issue that I find really funny because clash report is like Turkish I think.
He was radicalized by right-wing and leftist movements peeling away all the people around him
He was trapped in a dying ideological Rob movement is on a way forward neoliberalism does this to people very sad
I mean, I don't know if that's the case
I
Think I
Think he just doesn't he had no productive. He had no productive outlet
But Hassan, in your opinion, has all the violence come from the center?
That's really funny.
No, I don't.
You guys are trying to get me to say things that are favorable to my ideological position,
but I always am going to give you what my honest opinion is, okay?
Yes, he is a radical liberal centrist.
This is true.
He hated Donald Trump.
He despised Donald Trump.
I'm not entirely certain as to what totally triggered this final act of violence that he
tried to engage in and failed to do so.
I think Epstein probably played a big role in it.
I think beyond Epstein, what also most likely played a big role in it is the Trump Christianity,
the anti-Christ shit. Was he for sure pro-Israel? Yes. He was apps of fucking Lutli pro-Israel.
We know that for a fact now. I didn't initially assume this if you recall yesterday. Oh, also
update, update, update. Another thing that I have to apologize for. I was wrong. I said
he's an atheist. Initially when I read, not the manifesto, but I read like the initial
assessment, I said he might be a Reddit style atheist. I was wrong. Part of the reason
why I didn't get a full understanding of what his world view looked like was because I can't
read the fucking manifesto when I'm live on Twitch. And unfortunately his manifesto
had just come out. And so I apologize for that. It turns out he's a he's a Christian. He isn't
as far as I understand he's not an atheist at all. And that came from a lot of these
news outlets summarizing his manifesto by by claiming he was anti-Christian only because
he actually was saying Trump is not a real Christian.
Which is a really fucked up way to report on what was going on, but you know, I'll do my redaction.
action. Agenda freeze been shown the manifesto on Twitch all stream weird
enough not saying you should just weird he doesn't get banned I don't think
anyone should get banned for showing manifestos you guys know what my
position is on this. How do we know is pro Israel his retweets on Twitter
people found his blue sky account and then people found his archived tweets as
well on his now deleted Twitter account and his now deleted Twitter account and
the prolific retweets that he engaged in reveal a very different reality about
his position on Israel specifically. Newly resurfaced tweets from Cole Allen reveal he
hated a Sampiker, the far left and pro-Palestine protesters. Reposted by Cole Forrest, no opinion.
The Palestine protesters are, functionally speaking, Republicans. I find far right and far
leftist dipshit to say, I just want the war to stop offensive. Do you think the
Ukrainians don't want the war to stop? My position on Gaza, cold force retweeting
Brianna Wu, calling Gaza protesters the KKK, retweeting one of my number one ops, Troubleman90.
I'm sorry, but I'm not going to just give up the last 85 years of civil rights and put
my voting rights in jeopardy because 1% of the population of Michigan is upset over
a decades long conflict on the other side of the world that has nothing to do with
me or my community. Literally all of my ops, all of my ops that spent the last two months,
spent the last two months every single day claiming that I was violent. I was a radical.
I was trying to get this exact thing that happened to happen. Turns out the guy was
a fan of theirs. Okay.
Usual suspects are scoffing at those saying they're barely hate tweets, but they're just
outing themselves as psychopaths. Yeah.
Why is he mad at Trump? There are plenty of people who are liberal radical liberals,
Central's liberals, who are pro-Israel too, that hate Donald Trump, but also hate the extreme
left.
Sometimes they hate the extreme left more than they hate Donald Trump, given the fact
that this guy didn't like me, but, you know, wanted to kill Donald Trump instead of me.
I assume he's in the camp where he hates Donald Trump more than he hates me.
There are others who I personally believe would rather kill me before they would kill Trump.
Let's be real.
In a public space that had been used as part of the general reception for all of those
guests.
Yes.
Guys like this fall into the, I hate Hassan and I hate the left more than I hate the Republicans camp.
He doesn't have a real constituency and therefore is utterly irrelevant and should not be paid attention to, but we're doing it anyway regardless.
But yeah, this guy is in that camp of people who are unbelievably and frustratingly dense.
You'd rather ally with Ben Shapiro than a communist.
Unironically, yes, because unlike the people further the right of Ben,
like Jack Posobiak or Libs of TikTok or any right-of-die Trump dick,
so Shapiro is not nearly as toxic as any communist or anarchist or tanker,
left populist or whatever. This was, of course, in response to me telling Ben Shapiro,
a literal terrorist credited Ben Shapiro for his radicalization in a court case where he
went to prison for the mosque shootings that he engaged in Quebec. Shapiro incited a shooting.
What? You didn't know that? Here it is. Quebec City mosque shooter scoured Twitter for Trump
right-wing figures before attack. He openly stated, Bizonette checked in on the Twitter
counter bench bureau editor-in-chief of the conservative news site daily wire 93 times in the month leading up to the shooting
This was a guy who straight up openly admitted a bench bureau radicalized them by the way
Just so you understand.
Yeah, Rand Paul is doing a Venice full blown up session with you nowadays.
He's watched Beyond Comprehension.
Yes, because if someone is, if someone is pro-Israel, okay, if someone is Israel first in any way, shape, or form,
they will never stop chirping about me.
Anyway, this fucking dipshit though, on the other hand,
The recent Trump shooter was a Hassanoid lies about the shooter who was a hater of mine and and then continues to defend Ben Shapiro
Bro the liberals think they're gonna be spared certified the bail a moment. Yeah
Yeah, no they do
They do history is obviously taught us that liberals will not be spared
Apparently the White House correspondent's dinner shooter frequently reposted Radical
Centres Canadian ex-bush speechwriter David Frum. Maybe it's time for the media to pay
more attention to this violent ideology. I asked Claude A.I. to compare to the Sompiker
audience of the cringe wine moms at MSNOW. On a normal night, MSNOW's primetime audience
roughly 900,000 about 25 times. Yeah, David Frum is a hater of mine as well.
Another person that the shooter retweeted.
There's of barricades and metal detectors and those kinds of steps. He was seen on video running
through one of those metal detectors after the event had begun and all other guests
were assembled inside. He was subdued by a variety of officers there. There was a discharge of weapons.
I'm told he fired his... My brother told me he's interacted with Scott at Discord. Apparently,
he was active in the SoCal Smash Bros. community in Maine's Me Brawler. He was in the Captain
Falcon Smash Discord arguing about whose move was better or something. That makes total sense.
Weapon and that there was return fire from law enforcement. And that is when the Uniform
Division Secret Service officer was struck in the vest by some projectile and he thankfully was not
injured. He certainly took the full force. Wait, asking AI is not a news story? Yeah dog, I know.
You should tell that to Jewish Insider who actually did write an entire news story on
David from asking Claude AI if I had motion or not. I agree though, it's not a news story.
of that. But he was only briefly at the hospital and then released. So no injuries here. The
suspect was not injured. The president was safe as well. And Kelly, I understand now from
the notes that we're getting in court, there's going to be a detention hearing now at 11
a.m. this Thursday. His public defender has said that that Mr. Allen has no prior arrests
or convictions. And of course, he would say this as his attorney. He has presumed
innocent at the time. It sounds like they will have this detention hearing on Thursday,
long as the judge signs off on it so it sounds at least in this case things are moving pretty
pretty quickly in this case exactly and that's what we expected this type of hearing is even
the shooter is more of a gamer than you calm down dude it turns out being a gamer is bad
by the way hello this man is a criminal is that what you think of me you want me
me to be a criminal who does crimes like this criminal gamer.
First appearance is very brief. No entrance of plea. The discussion of detention would
come next. There would be a discussion. Is there bail? Is there not bail? The government
will present its request for no bail opportunity. His defense counsel will have a chance to
respond. He will now be in the custody of the US Marshals. Prior to this, he'd
been held by Washington Metropolitan Police prior to being charged as a federal defendant.
They were able to hold him for a period of time simply on the suspicion of what happened
Saturday night.
There will be many steps to come and so much more to learn, Tom.
I want to bring in Tom Winternau, who covers law enforcement for us.
Tom, there is so much evidence, at least from what federal investigators and Secret
Service and our own reporting show against this man right now, talk to us about some
Some of the key pieces we have, there's been talk of this manifesto, there's a surveillance
video of him sprinting across that initial security checkpoint and then him of course
on the ground in handcuffs there at the scene with weapons allegedly on him.
That's right, Tom, and that evidence is pretty strong as it's been assured with us so
far.
It's three counts total here, so the key one is the attempt to assassinate the
President of the United States.
That does carry a life sentence if he's convicted to that up to a life sentence.
There's also count three there, that discharge of a firearm.
a mandatory minimum, if he's convicted of that. What they seem to have extrapolated is
some intent. From that note that we've been reporting on that's very clear as you mentioned
a manifesto detailing the exact reasons why he was there. There's a little room for interpretation.
He specifically references the Trump administration and specifically Donald Trump, who he wanted
to assassinate because he said he wanted to kill the rapist pedophile. And I guess
we all know I guess we all know who he's referencing when he says that Trump every time he gets
low approval ratings.
Why do you listen to mainstream media?
I guess because you need content source for Twitch.
What do you mean, dude, that your parents are listening to mainstream media?
These guys still have some capacity to lead discourse.
His whole game plan for how he was going to carry this out and his reasons for doing so.
You've got this video that you're looking at right now, which we're going to start
to see be played out shortly, where he will come running in from the left going past
the checkpoint.
Here he is coming right now.
You can see him dressed in all dark clothing, presumably holding a rifle there just the
way that he looks.
as they were kind of breaking down the magnetometer and the checkpoint. Here he is lying on the
ground shortly thereafter after he's taken into custody in strip to make sure he's got
no other explosive devices on him. He is going to be held until that hearing and one
of the things that we'll get Tom in the coming couple of days and presumably a lot of detail
in today's complaint once that is publicly filed to the docket, we will know more
about that. But they will also file a detention memo from federal prosecutors where they
They can lay out some additional evidence that goes just beyond the basic requirements
to bring these charges against them.
And sometimes we can get a lot more information out of those filings.
I will note, and some folks might point out that there's a preliminary hearing scheduled
for May 11th.
That will almost assuredly not.
He was so uniform in having bad takes, plays Nugent Trash, smashed instead of Mele,
endorses decrepit zombified political theories like neoliberalism over the Ascendant
leftist populism.
Israel and thinks pro-Palestinians are bad people brain rot takes all the way down. Yeah, couldn't even bro bro was on a fucking
like 10 plus hour train ride
Even longer than like 24 hour train ride, and he didn't even do the dignity of
Reading the goddamn New York Times paper the New York Times article that I was featured in or even watched the New York Times
podcast that I was featured in before fucking quote retweeting slams calling me a social
maladaptive actor who is engaging the moral rot that is at the core of American politics
because he thought that I was actually endorsing the concept of micro looting, ironic because
he was on his way to assassinate the fucking president, which in his mind, I guess, is less
anti-social behavior. But if he had actually read the New York Times article, or watched
the New York Times podcast, instead of quote-retweeting snide remarks, he would have seen my
assessment on adventurism, Luigi Mangione, and how adventurism doesn't get the results
that many actors who believe in decentralized forms of violence think it gets.
If he had read the fucking New York Times article that I was featured in instead of doing the
thing that every dumb fuck, stupid ass, centrist, right wing, radical liberal does, which
Oh, this guy is stupid!
He would have known that adventurism doesn't work.
And he wouldn't have tried and failed to do this thing.
I'm just saying.
Some union guy at Damage Mag wrote some bullshit story about you two third ways on your ass man a union guy
What the fuck a
Pro-Israel union guy
I'm going to go ahead and do it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
yet to steal so much as a candy bar. Hmm. I wonder if you misunderstood the point that
I was making or perhaps, perhaps I'm wrong. I like that so much of the discourse is always,
I didn't understand the point you were making. So I'm going to make it everybody else's problem.
And now we do it professionally.
Lol. I went on the New York Times podcast discussed the subject crime is good and
some people are disingenuous about my take. How could this happen? Hey, Jackass, do you
think I have any fucking control over what the editorial seasoning looks like on a New
York Times podcast? They asked me, do you want to talk about micro looting or not even micro
looting? They wanted to talk about the concept of theft. I made it very clear that I don't
give a shit about a random poor person stealing a loaf of bread or something to survive.
I don't really give a shit about theft all that much either. And that the far
far more consequential type of theft that I wanted to talk about was the invisible version
of theft, which is wage theft, systematic looting that takes place in the hands of the wealthy
oligarchs that steal from the working class individuals.
Okay?
It's not my fucking fault that people are incapable of reading, incapable of comprehending
nuanced thoughts and easily go for a quick slam dunks.
Ugh, Socialist loves theft.
Once again, it's not my fucking fault.
What am I supposed to do?
I know, dude, I just think they set you up to look bad.
No, I don't think so.
I quite literally clarify, in the conversation, no one has seen it, of course, they've only
talked about it, they've talked over it, that petty theft is not a revolutionary act.
And the very fact that people actually feel like it's a revolutionary act is probably
because they have no actual productive outlet to make the systemic changes necessary for
the real systemic harm that they're experiencing, a lack of political education, a lack of
political analysis.
Here's where the concepts I talked about.
At some point, we have to say, look man, if people are refusing to understand nuance,
it can't be, you know, it can't be my issue.
What am I supposed to do?
They're being purposely obtuse.
Happen.
He will likely be indicted by a federal grand jury well before that date, but because
he's being arrested on what we call a complaint they have to enter that date
uh... for there to be a hearing to see whether or not the evidence uh... way
the evidence rather
uh... on this complaint but the most serious charges the first one the
attempted assassination of the president united states
this is now officially the third attempted assassination against the
president
donald jay trump to attempt of course while he was a candidate for office
the third one now that he is in office that apparently occurred or
allegedly occurred according to just department
on saturday night those two previous ones of one in butler pennsylvania
a thomas matthew crooks and then a second one near his golf course in
florida
uh... with a ryan ralph who was uh... convicted several months ago
uh... is a result of uh... his federal trial their crooks of course was
killed by a u s secret service
uh... sniper counter sniper that was up on the roof
uh... at that incident unlike that first incident involving crooks in butler
pennsylvania
we now have time to your
a point earlier, just a tremendous amount of evidence because we have a note.
With Crooks we didn't have really any social media profile, no writings, nothing really
left behind.
Crooks is very clear here, as I mentioned before, and also discuss the security at
the hotel.
We see him there flanked by officers, this image being put out by the president on
Saturday evening after he arrived back at the White House.
But this is just a very different case than that, and obviously they will continue
their investigation, presumably continue to get surveillance video, some according to
our colleagues, including Kelly O'Donnell, contains him going in through the stairwell
to get down there so he's not detected in the elevators.
Much more to come, Tom, I'm sure, as we continue to get these charges in.
And as we look back on those three assassinations attempts, this one marks the third one.
Tom, there's also that Pakistani man that is on trial, I believe he's still on trial,
saying that Iran had hired him to kill President Trump and other administration officials
as well so there have been both plots and assassination attempts against the president's life.
Tom, in that manifesto do we know if it was just an MO, if you will, right, is his modus operandi
or was there also a plan of attack in there as well? Did he lay out what he wanted to do
because I've seen some reporting out there about, you know, administration officials
were the targets in sort of an order of importance?
That's exactly right. I mean, I think he understood, based if you read this note
noted that this in his eyes was the best opportunity because he thought he could get closest to
the president.
That's what he says to the note.
He also talks about the fact that he wanted to go after administration officials.
I think he knew by the time he would get too close to where Trump was, he would have
been confronted by law enforcement, but certainly was up for any sort of top officials.
He interestingly, we don't know why he says that he was not going to go after
the FBI director, Cash Patel, but he definitely seemed to go after administration
officials and that you know big picture here Tom you know you reference the the the charges
against that Pakistani individual. We're not even talking about the threats that are investigated
by.
Why are they not talking about the Mar-a-Lago one.
The Mar-a-Lago pads the stats against Trump's overarching argument and against the rights
overarching argument that all of this violence is coming from the left, the radical left,
And then it's not actually former Trump fans.
You should check out Kyle's compilation of the shooting events.
Oh my God, he's doing a false flag.
Oh, he's doing it.
Oh, Darkwell commander, he's going, he's going the distance.
He's going the distance.
I don't think he's going to lean into this being a fucking
incredible things are happening on israeli twitter all i know this i know i know this
is the
this is the the
uh... average
this was the average ashkenazi take in nineteen forty eight
uh...
This Israeli Ashkenazi Jew is doing Mizrahi hatred the old fashioned way. Okay.
I know. This actually led me down a very funny rabbit hole where I found a Mizrahi Jew in Israel
that was talking about how he hates Israel because the Mizrahi's were
actually the elite in Arab countries and then they went to Israel and they got
treated like fucking shit and they lost all of their wealth and if they had if
Israel never existed if Israel never existed that they'd still be dominating
the Arabs. It's very funny. I want to see if I can find that other account. I was reading
their tweets. They were so stupid. Pioneers of Darkwoke. Yeah, this was basically the
speech, Shimon Perez-Gavin, Bates Shemesh in 1981. We'll get to that in a second. Hold
on. I want to do, I want to finish this and I want to look at my king, my dark-woke king.
Let alone plots. And so now, if you have individuals to think, you know what, maybe
I can't get to Donald Trump. Maybe I can get to other members of the Trump administration,
the headache, not just for the Secret Service, but for the Diplomatic Security Service that
covers the State Department or for the military, for the Secretary of War,
just the security posture that we now have to be in, and oh by the way,
we're in the middle of a war. It's a really complex picture here going forward.
I want to bring in Danny Svalos. Danny, there's going to be a detention here,
and we know this week. Do you see any scenario where this man is released
from federal custody? Zero. This is what you call a presumption case, and that even came up
during the hearing, the very brief hearing today. Normally the bail reform act says that people have
a presumption of bail while they, when they appear before the magistrate, but there are certain
cases in which there's a presumption that no set of circumstances or conditions will keep the
public safe or ensure the defendant's appearance at trial. So this is what we call presumption
case. You've got guns, those are usually presumptions. He will remain in custody no
No matter what happens in three days at the bail hearing.
All right, Dennis Valsby, thank you.
I want to get quickly to Gabe Gutierrez
who's covering this from the White House.
Gabe, the White House has come out today
to highlight what happened on Saturday night.
Is there a reason why the first one to be escorted safely
instead of Trump was JD Vance?
I don't know.
Maybe because Trump is too fat.
Perhaps that could be the reason
he's like harder to move around.
I've been thinking about that a lot. I'm like is there an is there a deeper darker plot here?
Would they kind of want Trump to be killed so that JD Vance becomes the competent heir to the throne?
Especially considering that JD Vance most likely he's not going to be able to hold the MAGA base
together anyway because he's a charisma suck. I
Did think about that a little bit
Trump's body man looked a little older than JD's yeah I mean those things are
maybe deliberate you know you never know I love conspiracy theories and I will be
entertaining them in a second with my dark woke King Kyle Kalinsky talk about
security and steps going forward it's really unclear how this event changes
the president's schedule going forward in the events he holds whether they be
indoors or outdoors yes that's right Tom look the president said that he
wants to redo this dinner within the next 30 days or so.
Right now it's very unclear exactly how.
I know we've been covering this wall to wall,
but I don't think the average person
gives a single solitary shit
about the failed assassination attempt
on the awful American president
that everybody fucking hates,
whose approval rating is currently lower than like 30%.
That will happen, what venue it would happen at.
The White House is using this opportunity
to try and make the case for why the president wants
that massive ballroom that has been very controversial
and has been tied up in the courts right now.
That ballroom proposed to be 90,000 square feet.
My speculation here, pre-watch biker,
maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm right.
My pre-watch biker on this issue
is that this ballroom shit
is gonna annoy people even further.
Cause like most people, I don't think give a shit
that the president was very far away
from being assassinated.
Let's be real this dude had no fucking motion whatsoever and that the more he talks about the fucking ballroom the more liberals go
Oh my god, this is literally a secret plot to build a ballroom
Who's what's in the ballroom and nobody knows okay? I've heard some
I've heard some liberals speculated. There's like a data center underneath the ballroom
I don't know why that would be a thing that'd be beneficial for the admin
Obviously, Trump thinks that there's military usage or the military really wants this ballroom, which once again
is
inviting additional speculation that there's something weird afoot
or like a bunker and
Not only that but also
The more the more people talk about how like this necessitates the building of a ballroom from you know
John Hinkley all the way to John Fetterman all the Johns are covered here
It's it's going to probably annoy people in the margins that it's like
That this is what we're focused on. Can we be fucking serious gas prices are are
Unbelievable at the pump and you're fucking talking about the ballroom who gives a shit fuck you in your ballroom is probably what's going to
Be the reaction
So keep it up is what I say to the right for for continuing on this, you know pro ballroom narrative
The president saying a private donations would cover it
I would only hold about a thousand people though
And as you heard earlier the White House correspondents they are more than 2,000 people at that event now just a short time ago
We heard from Caroline Leavitt. She says this week's Secret Service DHS and the White House Chief of Staff Susie
While's will hold the meeting to discuss security moving forward Tom gave good tears for us. I want to thank Gabe and Danny and Tom and Kelly
For their coverage. This is gonna conclude this NBC News special report a little month bro
They got ramp all on the ballroom. He's supposed to be a libertarian
Rampal is like oh my god a dollar is going to poor people shut down the fucking government
That ramp all is like yeah, we should spend unlimited billions of dollars
We should spend all the money on the ballroom
It's it's insane
Even fucking Rand Paul's like we got to get the ballroom going
Having a great day. I have an awesome show lined up for you. It is a juicy show. It is a spicy show
You don't want to miss this one. So in just a second
We're gonna talk about it was the White House Trump era. I wish I was kidding. I'm not kidding
We'll also get to that.
We also have Trump crashing out at Nora O'Donnell because she read the shooter's manifesto to
his face and we get some all-time quotes from the big guy, like, this is untellable history
books.
The shit he said is going to go in history books and not in a good way.
Okay?
So we'll dive into that as well.
And then later on, Iran keeps humiliating Trump over and over and he doesn't know
what to do about it.
And Russell Brand, barbecues, whatever the hell remained of his credibility to the
channel, huge event was happening, bizarre, weird, I know.
But the first time he decides to go to this thing as president, there is an alleged attempted
shooting.
Now, first let me show you the initial video that went viral.
What you're going to see here is this is at the beginning of the event, people are
beginning to eat and stuff.
Trump is, you know, sitting in the front of the room and you're going to hear some
shots ring out, but it's like kind of distant.
And then take note of how long it takes for people to react after hearing the shots.
Watch this.
No, this isn't the Mizrahi one.
I was counting down the seconds until Trump has escorted out of the room once the shots
are fired.
32 seconds until you hear the shots and they grab Trump and pick him up to move him.
32 seconds.
people in the audience were reacting going under tables and whatnot. But before they moved the president, it was 32 seconds.
Okay, very bizarre, very strange, more. So here we have a video of Trump on his way out. He fell right in his fucking face.
And the funny thing is he came out and denied this. But like, bro, we literally have it on video. I think they try to like explain it
away by saying Melania was crawling out and Trump tried to grab Melania and pull her back up. But no, you're about to see the video
here. And it looks pretty clear to me.
He fell oh
He's such a fucking fat ass dude, it's awesome. Oh
That's so funny. Come on, dude. That's amazing
Yeah, diva down
I feel like the data center under the White House the Palantir Peter Thiel initiative which would make me make the push for the ballroom make a
Lot more sense, but like what utility do you get out of having a fucking data center under the White House?
Do you see what I'm saying?
Like what? This guy on drop side looks like their long-lost brother. Yeah, his
name is also Hassan, ironically enough. Yeah, his name is Hassan Ahmadiyan. He's a
professor at Tehran University.
Yeah, he fell. He definitely fell there. And by the way, his health is
obviously failing him. Between him falling here when they're trying to
move him out, not even like super fast, just like at a, you know, slightly
sped up pace falls on his face but also you'll see this event they did this speech
he gave after this he looks like death I mean his eyes are 90% closed he can
barely get through a sentence it's hard to watch okay Washington Post says
breaking news the Trump administration provided a lower level of security for
the White House Correspondents dinner than it has for other gatherings of
high-ranking officials according to officials familiar with the plan so
understand something in the room we had like the top five people in the
line of presidential succession right maybe even the top six I forget but
like the whole cabinet was there.
And they had, let me repeat it,
a lower level of security than it had
for other gatherings of high ranking officials.
So if everybody in that room was taken out,
you know who it became president?
92-year-old Chuck Grassley, who doesn't know where he is
and doesn't know how to write English.
I wish I could-
That's not true.
That's not true.
That's not true.
He's a prolific poster, Kyle.
You're disrespecting the goat.
You're disrespecting the goat.
He knows where he is.
That's why he's posting like a mad man all the time.
I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. So just just a thought there but insane that you have this
high level of a gathering and it's just such a mess and so low-level security that something like
this could happen. Okay, I mean it's crazy. It's literally state-of-the-union level of
administration officials. This is the same hotel outside of which John Hinky Jr.
tried to assassinate President Ronald Reagan in 1981. That is a bizarre fact right there.
Okay, this was kind of blew my mind, but there's this guy on Twitter by the name of Chili
dog and he said note the day here April 13th he said Trump is going to go for a
staged assassination attempt again blame it on Iran I will put a 25% chance on
display Trump has lost all global respect such that he had allies and
enemies alike are laughing at him so as I pointed out he said this 12 days
before the alleged attempted shooting that's when this guy said this that
is absolutely bonkers okay so here we have Wolf Blitzer who got like a
front row seat all this he got up to go to the bathroom and then when he
was leaving the bathroom all this mayhem unfolded so he's gonna tell
you what he saw. Listen to this. After they served the appetizers, I walked out to simply
go to the men's room, but you have to walk up these stairs and walk out and what I was
doing. And as I was walking back towards the door, to get back into the big area where
the event was taking place, all of a sudden I start hearing gunshots in the hall right
near me. And next thing I knew, a police officer threw me to the ground and was
on top of me. And I was listening and watching what was going on. And apparently they
got the gun. I ran a major weapon there, but there was no solution. So none of the
and all of a sudden I'm seeing gunshots and then they grabbed me, the police officer,
and they take me back into the men's room and say that there were about 15 other men who
are stuck in there and they walked right about and that's what happened and then after a
while they let me out and I'm out now. I'm not back in the ballroom but everything is
apparently closing down. Very scary incident. All of a sudden the guy with a weapon, with
a very, very serious weapon, he starts shooting and I happen to have been a few
people waking him and he was shooting. Of course, of course, anyone's in my mind
is trying to shoot me and I don't think he was trying to shoot me but I'm
close to him as the gun shots were fired and it was very very scary but I'm okay now.
So one of the stories here is that the guy who allegedly did the shooting right that he was
staying in the hotel he ran down 10 flights of stairs and exited on the same level that the
ballroom was where they were having the White House Correspondence dinner and that's when there
were shots fired now he didn't fire the shots it was secret service that fired the shots but
none of them hit him and they ended up just being able to arrest him somehow again I don't
know how that all happened but that's allegedly how it all unfolded that's one story.
Dude, that's awesome.
He just straight up, he just straight up saying nope.
The other story is he reportedly didn't even get to the same floor as the ballroom where
they were having the White House correspondent that they were able to apprehend him before
he even got to the proper floor.
So I've seen contradictory stories here.
One saying you ran down 10 flights of stairs and got to the proper level.
they didn't get to the proper level, but either way the shots that were heard were not fired from him
they were fired from Secret Service and somehow they didn't hit him but they ended up being able
to arrest the guy okay this is what we've seen to this. Are you covering the fact that he's a
time traveler? What is he Dan Bongino? Is he young Dan Bongino?
So kind of weird that you still have contradictory stories when, you know, there was enough people
here where this should not be that hard to determine exactly what went down.
Okay.
So this is kind of crazy, but I'm going to show you this is a zoomed in version of what
we just watched at the beginning here, where apparently some guys doing like fucking party
tricks or magic tricks for Melania Trump and Donald Trump here, this is the guy standing
above them and holding something.
So let me just play a little bit of this for you so you can see real quick.
But he's doing some sort of trick.
He's showing, you know, a card that has something written on it.
Okay, here's a crazy fact, ready?
The person showing Trump and Melania a magic trick when the attempted assassin was shot
is the same guy, Oz Perlman, who hauntingly guessed Joe Rogan's ATM pin while they were
live on air.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
The latter felt like a veiled threat at the time. Maybe it's nothing, but it's weird.
That is kind of weird, okay? Now here is, you can see
this, you know, this screenshot here, this picture here. I don't know if Melania's face is reacting like that because
the trick will align, which is possible, or if it's because they already heard the gunshots, but the fact that
the magician himself is also making a sort of a scared face leaves me to believe
this is after the shots ring out and look at Trump's face and look at Melania's face,
Okay, Trump's face is literally like that meme of James Franco where he looks at the person next to him and they're about to get hanged and he says first time
Like Trump's face looks like that like he's calm like he's relaxed like he's soaking this in Melania looks terrified Trump looks perfectly at ease
Okay, very very bizarre. Okay more. So here we have this is kind of crazy, but you can see
This is outside the ball in like a little press gathering here
You can see a fucking FBI the Secret Service police the National Guard you can see them like scrambling watch this video
What the **** Oh my god.
Everybody, ladies and gentlemen, stay down.
That was literally like the village people of law enforcement one after the other after the other after the other running in different directions chaos seemingly okay
Okay, here is JD Vance getting dragged offstage.
And what's interesting is, he got dragged offstage
and it's still a little bit before they even
grabbed the president.
So again, so-called protocol here,
completely and utterly out the window, watch this.
They grabbed JD, dragged him.
Trump is still sitting there.
Trump is still sitting there, look at this.
Or is it the protocol?
Look at this.
And that's where he falls.
And then he goes on later to insist
that he definitely, positively, without a doubt,
did not fall.
This video is kind of wild because there were multiple examples of like different cabinet officials Steven Miller RFK junior
They end up being dragged out at one point or another, but you're gonna see Steven Miller's like using his wife as a Cuban shield
Okay, our kid juniors dragged by a secret service agents and his wife Cheryl Hines is like five feet behind trying to keep up desperately
And look you know our kid going wait. Do I have a wife? I don't even know if I have a wife
I don't know what you're talking about. I was too busy felching with Olivia Nuzzi to give a shit about my wife
Wait, my wife is with me now. Oh, I didn't even realize that watch you'll see what
So there's RK, there's the Secret Service agents, there's Stephen Miller, using his wife, look Cheryl Hines, way behind.
Bruh.
It's too perfect that in these moments stuff like this happens. These people are exactly who the fuck you think they are, dawg. They are exactly who you think they are.
Now here is one of Trump's top goons, Dan Scavino, I think like one of his social media guys, and he's about to find out that all their goofy like fight, fight, fight stuff in USA chance.
chance. That only works at fucking Trump rallies with a bunch of sheep around you, okay? Here you
have a room full of people going, what the fuck? You're doing fake, fake patriotism shit as there's
like a threat to our lives. What the fuck is wrong with you, was it? By the way, that's a little
too on the nose because yes, this is something that can only happen in the USA. The country
has a shooting like every other day, a new shooting. USA, perhaps that's not something
to be proud of. I love the person who tried to get a USA check going and then it just like tails
off sadly because nobody we're not doing that shit right now okay this is not a fucking Trump rally
you dipshit okay ready for this this kind of crazy please tell me this is not the same worthless
agent from butler pennsylvania so here's one picture a little bit from a distance here but
clearly a secret service agent uh and then boom here's this one from butler so one more time
I mean that part is not that crazy. I saw this too. I didn't cover it when I was
covering all the conspiracy because that one is like the most explainable, like
even if it's the same person that still wouldn't be, there's a likelihood that
it's not the same person, but even if it was, it wouldn't be that strange.
When she's a part of the president's secret service security detail
Here's one here's another now it's possible it's not the same person because the second one here looks a little like like they weigh less
But it's possible this person just a little bit of weight, but either way kind of bizarre kind of bizarre
Oh, here's Dana White the CEO of the UFC and he it made some eyebrow raising comments y'all that you're about to see right here
They made a bunch of people go
All of them just started getting noisy.
Chabels getting flipped, all the guys running in with guns.
And they were screaming, get down.
I didn't get down.
That was awesome.
I literally took every minute of it in.
And it was a pretty crazy, unique experience.
So you were on the aisle.
What exactly did you sit in?
We were sitting right in front of the table.
OK.
Right in front of the window.
Yeah.
So what happened?
So someone got tackled?
Nobody got tackled.
The guys came out looking for shooters.
And they came for our table.
I thought the shooter was over biasing something.
I didn't get down. It was fucking awesome. He said about what's supposed to be an alleged attempted
assassination of the president of the United States of America his friend
Okay, here's Erica Kirk now Erica Kirk for those of you who don't remember there were so many instances after her husband got
Merked on live TV. There were so many instances where it's like, huh
I think she's supposed to be emotional and she definitely isn't right. Why is she acting this weird?
Why is she acting this bizarre? Why'd she do this thing? Why'd she do that thing?
Why'd she wear those fucking leather pants? Why she's guggling up to JD Vance like why she's guggling up to Jesse
You are so many instances of like, wow, you're acting pretty strangely here.
Well, here she is after this alleged assassination attempt at Trump, which by the way, according
to some stories, the guy didn't even get to the same floor as where they were having the
event.
Okay?
Like they got his ass, right?
Here's Erica Kerr's reaction.
Watch the waterworks, though.
Did you just say, I just want to go home while crying?
Bitch, you ain't been home since Charlie got killed.
Your kids don't even recognize you anymore.
Well, every time I blink, I see you at a new massive event with the fireworks and the WWE, WrestleMania entrance and shit going to give a speech.
Like, I see you all the time running, you know, the fucking TPUSA organization.
But you should be home. Get back home like your kids are going, Mommy, where are you? We miss you.
What's, oh my God. Oh my word. I can't with these people, bro. I can't. This person says, the most performative woman who ever lived.
Yes, I think that's fair to say. Okay. How about this one? Y'all ready?
I'm one of the small number of journalists traveling with the White House press pool tonight
We were in a hall just outside the ballroom when the commotion first rang out several things happened in quick succession
Tuxedoed agents pulled out guns and began running toward the ballroom white jacket a cater is screened and bolted for stairwells
Pandemonium reigned as top cabinet officials were evacuated Robert Kennedy junior and his wife Cheryl Hines came out and were ushered into an elevator
Then Jeanine Pier omers the FBI director Cache Patel came carrying across the hallway with two men in tow
His girlfriend was hiding in a room with another man who was holding her hand
Bro got cuck at the White House correspondence dinner shooting
Reporters are about to be taken back into the ballroom the show will go on apparently now that last part is not true
Because it did the show didn't go on but all the reports were trunk was demanding that the show go on kind of strange
Kind of weird that yet another supposed attempt on your life. You're like anyway, let's go back out there, bro
I'm ready to stand in front of a room of people where we just had a breach like what the fuck bro
What the fuck the cash Patel dude? I know they're about to fire your ass
But you might have to just resign after this like this dude must have a public humiliation kink, right?
He's got to have that fetish because it just had day after day after day now
This was eye-opening Carolyn Leavitt to Fox News before the White House corresponds to her event
This is before the event listen to her language here. This is crazy
It'll be entertaining. There will be some shots fired tonight
Everyone should tune in it's gonna be really great. I'm looking forward to hearing it. There will be some shots fired tonight
Do not tell me that's not spooky as hell
Do not tell me that is not spooky as hell. You are a fucking gas lighter and a half if you listen to this, you know
Oh, yeah, you know, I mean no, I don't
If you guys want my honest take on this I I don't I don't think it's like I don't think Caroline leave it was like
Straight up implying that like actual, you know gunshots were gonna be fired. I
Think what's even weirder than that the only thing
Something that's weirder than the Caroline Leavitt thing is Caroline Leavitt's husband,
which I'm sure Kyle will get to in a second, Caroline Leavitt's husband telling someone
that's in the crowd, you know, be careful.
And then Fox News basically shutting off, shutting off that interview and then never having
them back on again.
That was weird.
None of the other stuff that he's brought up so far is all that strange.
It's just funny.
That was a, it's normal to say something like that in the scenario.
Bro, come on, man.
We're not done yet either.
I have more spooky clips for you in just a little bit.
By the way, okay?
Now, okay.
After this, when Trump goes and gives his, uh, he gives a little speech
afterwards, right?
Which by the way, they cut off the fucking playoff game for this,
which wasn't annoying.
I was watching the NBA playoffs.
They cut it off for Trump to babble about how the gals doing great with
his eyes, 90% shut, uh, just horrible, horrible.
And then they dragged on and on and on.
They switched the game to ESPN eventually from ABC to ESPN, but
they didn't tell anybody.
So like, you know, by the time I realized it was on his hand, it was like five minutes left in the game.
Super annoying. I saw a lot of people on Twitter were like, furious, like,
I don't want to fucking listen to this guy babble.
The guy didn't even get to the same floor as him.
The guy, nobody let a finger on him. He's fucking fine.
And we're on attempt number, what, like, six?
It's just another day that ends in Y, okay?
When you're committing war crime after war crime after war crime,
at some point you got to kind of expect, like,
I don't know, maybe I am sort of inviting this into my life, right?
So Trump and the White House officials were all smiles and appeared in good spirits
at the press conference following the White House Correspondents' Dinner incident.
So look at this.
All of them smiling as Trump delivers his like you know fucking sleepy eyed stand up routine over here
He barely knows where he is, but he's trying to babble through it. Okay?
The only person not smiling is Marco Rubio. Everybody else here is seemingly smiling or here's another one smiles all around baby
Smiles all around. Here's another one smiley and giggly exactly how I would react to somebody just tried to murder me. Okay?
Here's the secretary of war crimes wait
Does Kyle not realize that the most damning most compelling
thing that he could point to was not Caroline leave it, but Caroline leave its husband.
Because he skipped past that. Caroline leave its husband telling someone from Fox News
right there right before the shooting happens like oh it's you have to be
careful and then Fox News basically shutting off the clip okay smiling a
candid shot here where he's smiling very strange now within fucking minutes of
this alleged attempted shooting all of the sycophantic MAGA influencer
accounts we're out there saying the same goddamn thing y'all look at this
Andrew Colvin this is why President Trump needs to build a White House
ballroom. Libs of TikTok. This is why we need Trump's ballroom.
Jack Mesobic. Thank God, President Trump's building a ballroom at the White House.
And Wokeness. Now you know why the left is suing to block Trump's privately funded White House
ballroom. Well, street man, we need the White House ballroom.
Mega McCain. I want to hear one more fucking criticism of Trump's new ballroom at the
White House. And it goes on and on and on and on. By the way, this isn't even a comprehensive
list. More MAGA influencers than this came out and said it. Why? Because they're all in a
fucking group chat, okay? So Matt Royer says, Ashley St. Clair, former MAGA person, confirmed.
The White House runs group chats telling these accounts what to post within minutes of
shots fired tonight before there was any news of casualties and before the president said this
exact talking point, this was the chat in real time. So ladies and gentlemen, you're supposed to
believe that within minutes of shots being fired, that, oh, it's a perfectly normal and reasonable
reaction to immediately use this to try to shoehorn in the issue you care most about,
Trump cares most about, which is building that ballroom, that illegal ballroom, by the way,
which you got no approval for whatsoever, and it's a massive fucking, you know,
pay-to-play corruption scheme with that scheme class and the billionaires, right?
But like literally within minutes of that happening. That's weird, bro.
That's strange, bro. That's not something a normal person does.
Okay. All right, more. So also, very soon after the attempted
shooting, Trump post a picture of the guy. He post this picture
with that fucking active investigation going on. He post
this picture of the guy on the carpet. This is Cole Allen,
the alleged attempted shooter. Okay, let me give you more.
Stephen Nelson says I received a copy of call.
This also
is unique because you're not supposed to reveal this information it's only
prosecutors that are supposed to reveal this information when there's a active
case you know I mean like there's not like in Butler Pennsylvania you could
say it you Trump could reveal everything about Butler Pennsylvania because
the guy was dead. But in this case, the suspect is alive. Oh, never mind, which is what my
own father or other people told me recently, he was expressing this concern for my safety.
I was going to say before I lost my signal. Yeah, I don't believe it. I don't believe
it. Sure. Sure. Yeah, that's convenient.
Allen's anti-Trump manifesto which a US official says he sent his family members about 10 minutes before the White House
Correspondents dinner shooting last night
So we're supposed to leave 10 minutes before he sprints through security with a shotgun or tries to do that
Okay, that's when he sent his manifesto. Okay, by the way in the manifesto as well
It also says like if you're reading this I'm probably in the hospital right now or like something to matter of thing
You're telling me he was trying to go assassinate the president and he knew somehow. Oh, I'm going to survive this
They're gonna take me to the hospital
Guys again like if it was one of these things or two of these things or even three of these things
I understand people being like well, Occam's razor. It's you know this shit happened
But some some wacky stuff occurred to but as you're gonna see here
It's one thing after the next have the next have the next all right more here
We go here
We have the Secretary of War crimes Pete Keogh breath and take a take a good look at his face here
His jaw here as he walked by watch
Look at the job. Look at one more time one more time. Here we go. Look at the job ready. Look at that
Look at that. Okay. So Hassan says, holy shit, look at his jaw, the man is
suited. Okay? Seth Hart, who wrote this great book called the Fort Brad cartel,
which you should definitely check out. It's about how special options are basically like,
oh, and a criminal gang. It's all a criminal cartel. Seth Hart says,
I have been saying for more than a year that everyone at the top of the U.S. war machine
is cucked to the gills and also geeked up on modafina, which is another upper and dex.
But mainstream opinion is still basically unaware of disturbing reality. So the Secretary of War
more crimes. Pete Kegsbren. Also along with Caspital, right? Also along with Trump with
old videos in Sniffing. Just like Caspital. Sniffing. That's a sign of snorting in upper
ladies and gentlemen. That's a sign. When you move your jaw like that, that's a sign
of cocaine use or meth use or Adderall use. Honestly, it's probably stronger than Adderall
when you're drawing that aggressively, right? But they are high as balls, dog. They are.
This is a group of fucking degenerates and freaks is what it is. All right, more.
Soon after the attempted shooting, Trump somehow gets the security footage and
Again, in the middle of an active investigation,
as Adam Cochran says.
So the Secures and FBI just happened to release the footage
to the president during an active investigation
and he felt the need to post it because,
so here's the super grainy footage of what appears to be here,
him trying to sprint through security.
Watch this.
How's the new mother in the center?
Standing around.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Act me ass, Looney Tunes ass, shit.
No shot.
You got all these guys standing around.
It's almost like it's the stereotype of like,
you know, a fat cop eating a donut, right?
Standing there.
And then fucking this guy comes sprinting through
like Usain Boltz, look at this.
Then they grab the gun, they fire, by the way, again,
they take so many shots, none of them hit him,
but they still apprehend him somehow, okay?
Okay, now the MAGA influencers were also spreading
an AI image of this incident, okay?
They used AI to try to juice up the image.
And as you're about to see here,
this is goofy in so many ways.
See how this agent is wearing a hat,
he's gonna turn to shoot,
and he's gonna no longer have a hat.
I also like how the text on the back of this jacket
this law enforcement official says, ELID, Eli, oh no shot. By the way, this is what they
want to take your job to by the way, they want AI to steal everybody's job and this
is what AI delivers for you, ready? Watch this, here we go. The guy can sprint it through,
not even holding a shotgun, by the way, this guy turns and the hat becomes his normal
hair, firing, what the fuck bro, what is this? Okay, bizarre, yet again very bizarre.
Now notice, here is with Stephen Miller basically like hiding behind his wife, right, the
little Nazi Stephen Miller. Look in the background here very closely. Look in the background here.
Who's this? Who's this back here backstage? That's Trump. Trump is staring out. Very strange. Very strange. Trump lurking in the distance in
the background there. Okay, how about this one? So here we have somebody calls into Fox and
apparently tells a story here about how Caroline Levitt's husband
basically says like, hey, you better be careful. It's a dangerous place here tonight.
And they said this before the shooting. Listen to this. And then watch what happens next too, by the way.
here we go. I want to quickly tell you I was sitting next to Caroline Leavitt, the
press secretary's husband. He was one of our guests, he was sitting right next to me and
you know right as the dinner was starting you know the national anthem happened and then
he kind of leaned over and said you know watch your own TV your great job you need to be very
safe. Why the fuck would you say that? You need to be very safe? Why would you say that?
What a weird thing to say at a White House correspondence dinner event. What the fuck?
Watch your own TV your great job. You need to be very safe and he was very serious when
when he said that to me. And he kind of looked around the room and he said, you know, there
are some
I love this clip. This one's the best one. Okay, this one is the best one.
All drop, bro. The call dropped. Oh, we then you looked around the room and he said,
there are some and boom, the call fucking drop. Are you fucking kidding me? Now
watch the Fox News person try to cover it up.
Sounds like we lost Aisha's phone there and that this happens by the way.
No shot!
This happens all the time.
Somebody says that somebody whispered to them that there was something violent about to happen
and there was an attempted shooting.
They knew in advance.
I don't know how they knew in advance.
They're in the middle of telling a story and the call drops out of nowhere, bro.
This is totally normal, bro.
Phone there and that this happens by the way, especially when you have so many people
attempting to utilize the same cell service at the same time.
I didn't want to add this while we have.
Oh my word.
Who are they kidding, bro?
Who are they kidding? Okay. So then Trump afterwards after this happens, all of a sudden he puts on the like serious person hat and he says, in light of this evening's events, I asked that all Americans recommit with their hearts in resolving our differences peacefully.
Trump is saying everybody calm down out there. We need to be peaceful. We need to resolve stuff peacefully. The same guy who just the other week said an entire civilization will die tonight.
An entire civilization will die. Sounding like a fucking comic book ass villain. Now he's going to lecture us about resolving our differences peacefully. The guy.
Dude, he's fucking Kyle is so dope dude
He he is like I don't mean he's becoming Alex Jones in a negative way and like I'm not saying well
This video he is leaning into the conspiracy a little bit
But I mean like as far as his like on-camera presence, which I have tremendous respect for Alex Jones
For this is the one thing that I think Alex Jones brilliant at is like being
an incredible entertainer Kyle it has
Because Kyle is officially becoming that guy.
Not even awesome.
I'm not even talking about conspiracy theories or a dangerous force or anything like that.
I just mean like, as far as being able to deliver, being able to deliver an entertaining
story about like ongoing events in a way that's convincing, but more importantly entertaining.
He's, he's on that. He's on that tip.
Hi, who massacred this precious little boy in Iran, this precious little boy was murdered
by Donald Trump. We're supposed to listen to him lecture us about resolving our differences
peacefully. A guy who triple tapped a little girl's elementary school and bombed hospitals
and bombed bridges and bombed power plants. And when after civilian infrastructure
left and right, we're supposed to listen to a lecture from him about resolving our
differences peacefully go fuck yourself son go fuck yourself okay now here's
Trump here's a little speech he gave which cut off the playoff game which I'm
still furious about and listen to he can't help himself listen to who he
compares himself to why do you think this keeps happening you know I've
studied assassinations and I must tell you the most impactful people the people
that do the most you take a look dude I fucking love that man that was such a
Trump was on a different level that night and the day after
He had some really great Trump quotes that that you haven't really heard in a minute
Like no new Trump quotes have actually entered to ether in a while because the brain is so do-do
I've studied assassinations is fucking awesome
That is prime Trump
I've studied assassinations people only want to kill people that are impactful
You're the president man. What what are you saying? It's just such a dumb guy thing to say and I love that
The people every Ham Lincoln I mean you go through the people that have gone through this when they got them
Oh my word. Yeah, you know like you see if
Abraham Lincoln had a ballroom. He would not have been killed
I'm Lincoln. He freed the slaves. I'm in the Epstein files, you know, Abraham Lincoln
But you know, he's basically the greatest American one of the greatest or not the greatest American president of all time
I'm no corrupt person ever sit in the lighthouse. Yeah, we're very similar. We're very similar
I triple tap girl schools, you know, I'm humanitarian like that bro. I can and also again. Why are your eyes 90% closed?
By the way, here is what happened when cash for tell delivered his his commentary. Watch what happens
Look at Trump's face here. Those that are there and many of those individuals have information
please come forward to the law enforcement of the FBI of the Police Department.
Oh, he's out.
He's out.
Look at him.
Look at him.
He's out.
Look at him.
The process is already starting.
He's about to do his eyes open.
He's going to be sure that he was either alone or fast asleep or any while.
To be fair, he's probably thinking about how he was holding Kashpatell's girlfriend's hand.
That's probably what he was doing.
That was a delayed flaw.
That was responsible.
We would analyze the problems that were there.
Now, meanwhile, he'll be up at fucking 2 AM or 4 AM angry tweeting about fucking
bit middler whoopee Goldberg, right? He'll do that. But then during the day, during important
meetings, he'll be out, right? And here he is, falling asleep on his feet, on his feet.
Okay, here's another look at what he looked like when he gave his speech. Bro, he looks
like if Miss Doubtfire was an arcolectic, that's what he looks like here. What on earth
am I looking at? His face looks like fucking silly putty or some shit. What is this?
Or Play-Doh? He's got Play-Doh on his face. What is this? I can't, I can't man.
Alright, the next day after this, immediately goes out there and starts to borrow and
to borrow. What happened last night is exactly the reason that our great military
secret service law enforcement and for different reasons, every president for the last
150 years have been demanding that a large, safe and secure ballroom be built on the grounds of the White House.
Again, using it to try to get this ballroom. So strange, so bizarre, so extreme, so so weird that every mag influencer right after the shooting was immediately out there saying
we need that ballroom. Also, by the way, take note, he admitted in the past. It's not just about the ballroom.
It's about building a nuclear bunker underneath, a state-of-the-art nuclear bunker underneath, which is very weird that Trump and his entire cabinet are living on fucking military bases
because they don't want the public to be able to get to them and Trump is now trying to build a nuclear bunker.
It's almost like they're telling you, yeah, we are planning Armageddon.
We are planning nuclear annihilation and our asses are going to go hide and we're going to protect ourselves from you
That's that's what's going on here. Okay. How about this?
so as I said a bunch of shots they did a bunch of shots at the shooter and
The shooter got no shots off by the way and like none of the shots hit the shooter very weird very very bizarre
Well, the same thing happened previously a secret service agent also missed all six shots
He fired at Ryan Ruth from point blank range
So this is a guy who tried to kill Trump at one of his golf courses in Florida, right?
Remember this guy Ryan Ruth
Well, they tried to shoot him too and missed all from point blank range the same thing that happened here in this scenario
Okay, more. So here is a video. I'm not gonna lie. Virtually all of these, like here, do you want to know in order of priority, what are some of the more inexplicable things? Okay, in order of priority, because like a lot of the stuff, even when he puts it together, I'm actually looking at it right now as like a full package and it's like, it doesn't do it for me.
But as far as the things that are unbelievable and inexplicable, I would go so far as say the lack of security, especially considering that this was such a high profile event in the Washington fucking the Washington Hilton, right?
Like, that's unbelievable.
The fact that this dude was able to bum rush.
Also unbelievable.
But as far as like the the secret service agents like shooting and failing to actually apprehend or failing to shoot and kill
The the runner that's that's believable. They're incompetent
Just like with Ryan Ruth
So
That was that was strange for sure the ballroom push could be
Republicans actively trying to make the most of a situation never let a crisis go to waste or it could be a coordinated effort
I mean it was a coordinated effort, but I'm saying like or it it lends itself to the whole
This was a fake plot
Conspiracy
But overall by and large, I think it's just a radical centrist
Liberal guy who fucking got so mad at Trump for being a shithead
head, who thinks if you kill Trump, you all of a sudden like fix American politics or something.
Because he's a liberal.
Security is crazy. We are at war with the stated number one state sponsor of terror.
Yeah, I don't know. Look where the mentalist was born. Yeah, I know he's a he was born in Israel. I know we already went through this word chatter for saying he's an agent of Masaad and I got mad at them.
And and threaten them that I would do an anti-Semitism sensitivity seminar if they kept saying
Everyone that's born in Israel that like lived in Israel for two years or whatever or seven years
However long he lived there is a Mossad agent is is getting a little anti-Semitic for my taste, sweetie. Oh
Shit you're in the choppa episode. Yes, I am
Damn chatter. You got the patreon notification just now
Yes, I am of the shooter Cole Allen and they say people thought like oh Ushavance is also
in this video. She's not it's not Ushavance. She was like literally living in a different
stage. You had nothing to do with Cal Tech. So that's incorrect. But very strange. This
This guy went to Caltech, very bright person, like very intelligent person, and he's going
to walk you through here.
This is the kind of stuff he was doing.
He was like working on devices to help old people with medical problems.
Watch this.
College student Cole Allen developed a prototype for a wheelchair emergency brake.
The wheelchair brakes tend to lock the wheels, but don't actually lock the chair to the
ground.
The idea with us is to prevent it from moving up.
Recent aging into the future conference held by St. Barnabas Senior Services and
the Eisner Foundation offered a test run on products that have the potential to enrich
the lives of seniors.
See, people thought this was Ushivan, this is not Ushivan.
14 different tech startups got to present to over 350 people in the hopes of getting their
projects into some sort of senior health facilities.
So this was, like, this was a brilliant kid.
This was somebody who was working on, like, scientific problems.
It's very strange to have somebody like that end up doing something like this.
Okay.
Roy Jones Jr. says, Cole Allen, the alleged shooter at the White House Correspondent's
Dinner, is seen here in the image for Caltech's Mechanical Engineering major
page. Thomas Crooks was featured in a BlackRock video ad while he was a student. Both handpicked
directly from- Okay, this doesn't, I, no, okay. Central, C.I.A. Central Casting. All right,
look at this. So, there you have them right here. There you have them right here. Caltech,
Mechanical and Civil Engineering. He's right there. Okay. And then here was Thomas Crooks
in that BlackRock ad. Huh. Huh. This one is kind of crazy. According to Cole-
None of these are crazy. These are gimmick accounts. Accounts write different names,
like random names and random dates on Twitter. They do it all the time, random predictions,
and then they delete everything else.
Like I just, I feel like even if this account didn't do that, like Cole,
Cole, Cole Allen is an unbelievably common name.
You just not ready, dude.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm going to stop ruining the fun.
I mean, I said this the night of I said this the night of I feel like it's just not.
No fun.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
It's real.
It's real.
It's real.
They, they got Cole Allen.
They spread the clues all around like this one fucking griper account.
They spread all the clues around so that we can all fucking figure it out.
There's probably an inside guy who was like, oh, no, there's going to be another
attempted assassination that was foiled years later.
So I should just put this government agent who we tapped into four years ago.
Let's just put his name out there on this random, uh, anonymous
Groyper profile.
Thomas Allen's LinkedIn.
He interned at NASA in 2014.
In 2014, NASA published a paper and Henry Martinez was an author. An ex-user named Henry Martinez
made in 2023, made only a single post on December 21st, 2023. The post simply said,
Cole Allen. So here's Henry Martinez, and here's the post that says Cole Allen from December of
2023. And a lot of people are pointing out that this Pepe holding the champagne looks like that
picture of Trump, where he's sitting there like looking at Melania as Melania's face is scared.
You know, Trump's in his tuxedo looking like kind of looking that direction. It kind of looks
like this petting picture. Very weird man, very weird. And then we don't even need to get into
this. But then you also have, do you see the um, the banner for this Twitter thing here?
Apparently, if you take this and you adjust it in one of the editing programs, it looks like
sort of like a modern art piece, but it really is a picture of the Trump shooting. If you change
it in editing software, like the core of it is the picture of the Trump shooting. Hold on,
wait a second. The timeline here doesn't- Yeah, that's new. That wasn't the case.
that wasn't the case. That's a new, they probably added that after the fact or something. If that's
even real at all. I don't think that was the, I don't even think that was the actual banner when
we looked at Henry Martinez's account. Very strange, very bizarre stuff. I don't know what to
make of it. What I do know is, it's all very weird, y'all. It's all very weird. And the
fact of the matter is, I think we're at a point now where sort of like with the JFK
assassination, the majority of Americans think that it wasn't the official story, right?
It wasn't, we Harvey Oswald was the lone shooter.
There's elements that we don't know, and Americans know there's elements that we don't know.
Whether it's the mafia being involved, or the Soviet Union being involved, or the
CIA being involved, or Lyndon Johnson being involved, there's all these different circumstances.
People know that the official story is not real.
By the same token, we're now at that place when it comes to the Butler-Pennsylvania
shooting.
We're now, even conservative Republicans are kind of leading the charge and going,
yeah, that doesn't make much sense.
That doesn't fucking add up.
That doesn't add up at all, bro.
So, you know, Tim Dillon went on a rant the other day
about how, you know, hey, there's a lot of questions there
that are weird, that are bizarre, that don't make sense.
Like, why would, Joe Kent came out and said,
I was blocked from investigating that.
That's weird.
Why was I blocked from investigating that?
Why is that, why does that video
go super viral all the time?
Of them moving the photographers into place,
as the shooting's happening, they lower the flag
and Trump gets up and puts his hands up
and says, fight, fight, fight.
What you would never do if your secret service
you're gonna try to cover him completely
to make sure the shots don't like,
continue to potentially hit him, right?
There's no fucking scar there,
like don't even get me started, right?
But now I think the majority position is gonna be skeptical
of what happened in Butler.
And then this one here, look at a time
when his approval rating is fucking 33%.
He knows everybody hates him.
He knows Republicans are barbecuing chicken
for the midterms.
Like, do I put it by them to fucking lie about this?
Do I put it by them to fucking, you know,
create something like this?
I absolutely do not.
Now, I don't know what the fuck happened,
but I know that there's a lot of unanswered questions
and I think everybody knows
that there's a lot of unanswered questions about this.
So tell me what you guys think
in the comment section below,
but there's some wild stuff, man.
Hey, y'all, do me a favor and like.
Kyle's on his Candice shit. I mean have fun have fun with it. I
Think it's good to have fun my attitude on this
My attitude on this stuff guys, so I don't know if you
Is live and let live now the reason why I say this
Is because the Republic is of trafficked in dangerous conspiracy theories
hateful conspiracy theories that immediately put the blame randomly on trans people, Antifa,
the left, broadly, over and over again in the aftermath of shootings that have taken place.
Sometimes shootings that are conducted by members of the right, famously in the case of the
Minneapolis, Minnesota shooter that ended up killing the Democratic state legislators, right?
Republicans straight up turned around and were like, oh, no, this is a Tim Walz fan. Ridiculous.
Tim Walz was actually on the target list, right? So it is really silly for me to sit here and
and actually get in the way of a faucet of conspiracy coming from the liberal side.
You know, if you ask me what my opinion is, I'll always tell you the truth.
But, on the other hand, because conspiracy theories are so effective
In undermining whatever conspiracy the right is
Trying to put together
Trying to do first to market
misinformation
Low-key I've decided to tactically step out of the way when liberals engage in this kind of stuff. I
Saw this I
I saw this with Candace Owens. I saw this with Candace Owens and the Israel conspiracy
with Charlie Kirk's assassination
Republicans were much more organized and and demonstrated
adequate messaging discipline in the aftermath of Charlie Kirk's assassination. They were very quick to say, oh,
this is transgender Antifa
they only had to dial it back a little bit when they found out that the the
shooter alleged shooter Tyler Robinson was a white boy from a Mormon family a
good family right at which point they like started saying I'll pray for the
shooter right I mean I'll pray for his soul whatever however however if it
It wasn't for Candace Owens coming out and just dropping that Israel bomb.
I think we would probably be in a different media environment right now.
She came in with that nuclear bomb, turning around and saying it was Israel, and my God,
it actually shocked the world.
I mean, it got Benjamin Nenyea to respond to it, which made it only worse.
There was already so much anti-Israel energy in the space, even amongst Republicans.
And it totally destroyed whatever narrative building campaign that the Republicans had
in mind.
Whatever goal they had in mind to turn Charlie Kirk into a martyr and maybe even punish
the left for it, they did not play their hands correctly there.
after Jimmy Kimmel was a mistake, liberal icon, but more so because it was a very clear cut.
There I say desperate act of censorship against someone who hadn't said anything
that crazy about Charlie Kirk. They basically blew their load.
And nowadays, I'm watching that happen over and over again. I'm watching it happen in real time.
That's precisely what happened last night.
Republicans wanted to come after me.
Republicans wanted to come after everyone on the left saying, oh, if you say something
mean about our big beautiful president, that means you want him dead.
You're actively, we should treat every criticism of the president as incitement.
But liberals had a very different mentality.
They came in hot and they said, nope.
This is a staged assassination, yet again, there goes the unpopular president staging
a fake assassination attempt so that he can desperately stop his hemorrhaging approval
ratings and, dare I say, use this as an opportunity to build a ballroom.
That cut away at all the Republican mania.
So what am I supposed to do?
I mean, look, I cover misinformation, I go through it with a fine tooth comb, and I try
to correct the record to the best of my ability.
Well, sometimes, if the people are giving you a gift, you just got to let it happen.
So that's the way I treat a lot of these conspiracy theories coming from the liberal
side.
worry that we have no consensus reality. I worry about what that will do to American civilization,
our society in general. But also at the same time, I'm not going to be super aggressive
in correcting the record whenever I hear liberals say it's fake. I'll probably entertain
a little bit like, yeah, I'll lay it on. That's my unbelievably transparent and honest assessment.
There's more Kyle Kalinsky now. You've noticed this, but the Republican Party and MAGA have now
officially made Hassan Piker public enemy number one. And they think that they're freaking it here
because they think, oh, he's so extreme. He's so crazy. It's going to get normies on our side.
In reality, they're just shooting themselves in the dick because the more people listen to this song,
the more they realize, actually, he's not all that radical. He seems to be the one with common sense
and you idiot seem to be the ones who've lost your goddamn minds. And so, it's kind of crazy
watching them hyper focus on him. I will say, and I'd sex it in this too, I'm kind of jealous.
I'm jealous because for the love of God, Ben Shapiro, why don't you come after me?
Mark Levine, why don't you come after me? You know, all you fucking freaks on the
Right up for the love of God target me. I want the smoke. I want all the smoke you pudgy lard ass bitch
Okay, I want to I want hit me with your best shot
Give me everything you got and I'll dismantle that shit easy
Okay, and he's he's having fun with this as well, but it is so crazy watching him be public enemy number one
So here we go. This is Mark Levin talking to a literal by the way
This is medically proven a gremlin a gremlin by the name of Rick Scott who did medically proven
He said, he said, Rick Scott is a medically proving gremlin.
The largest Medicare fraud in US history at the time.
Okay. Listen to the conversation that they have. Here we go.
He got Bernie Sanders doing it every minute of the day. He lives to trash our country.
Bernie Sanders lives to trash our country. Really?
I kind of thought he lived to do free healthcare for everybody and free education.
I thought he lived to tax the wealthy and redistribute that and give people a decent chance at the American dream.
That's what I thought he lived for.
I thought he lived to stop your stupid fucking war with Iran.
That's what I thought.
No, apparently he lived to hate this country.
God, these people are so stupid.
Who can be a right winger?
I mean that sincerely.
Like, who can actually be a right winger
when you watch this?
You're not embarrassed.
You're not humiliated.
That these are the people on your fucking team.
These are the people on your fucking team?
Jesus Christ.
You've got people in the house
who admire some of the worst mass murders
on the face of the earth.
And I wanna ask you about one person individual.
This guy, Hassan Piker,
who is a radical Islamist.
if not jihadist.
Ah, he called us on in Islamic jihadist.
Bro, that's Islamophobia on steroids right there dog.
That's like, oh, his name is Hassan.
I assume he's like Osama bin Laden,
there's Jesus Christ.
Oh my days, he went from zero to 100.
Like between me, Mark Levin and Rick Scott,
who do you think is closer
to a religious fundamentalist in our worldview,
in the things that we advocate for?
Mark Levin is a Jewish supremacist.
Rick Scott is a right-wing Republican-Christian nationalist.
I'm woke.
This kind of shit doesn't work.
This is why it's always ridiculous
when they say this about Ihan Omar.
It's like, oh, she's hijabi, right?
So they'll be like, oh, she's an Islamist fundamentalist.
She's a Islamic jihadist.
It's like, the fuck are you talking about?
Ihan Omar is one of the wokest Congresspersons
in the country.
She's fucking pro-trans.
Shut the fuck up.
That escalated quickly.
The radical, we're not radicals,
but I can understand a stretch of an argument,
say, oh, theoretically you're on the left,
you could be radicals, I get that.
But a fucking Islamist or jihadist, oh my word.
They're so sloppy and so lazy with their propaganda.
Oh my goodness, it's so hard to take seriously.
He celebrates 9-11, he says he has no
patriotic connection to the United States.
Oh!
They're living large off that one quote
of the America Deserve 9-11 thing.
Hey, Jackass, he's talking about the CIA concept of blowback.
That's what he's talking about,
which, you know, people, intelligence, serious people
all know it's real, and the biggest dumbasses
in the world pretend it's not.
But the whole idea is, hey, go read Osama bin Laden's
fucking reasons for doing what he did.
Some of it is psycho-religious stuff, of course,
but a lot of it is just geopolitical shit.
He's like, you did this to us,
so that's why I'm doing this shit back to you.
That's what's called blowback.
If the CIA can acknowledge it,
You're fucking Lord ass can acknowledge it, but he can't because he's trying to get a quick own on Hassan
So he pretends like he actually loves 9-Eleven. He wants to do another 9-Eleven because his name is Hassan
7th was okay with all the raping and the murder
Come on son. He was okay with the raping and the murdering all my word
I don't even know why I even do these segments, bro. What's the point?
There's no there's no point of connection with these people like what is the why am I doing this?
Why am I torturing myself? I
I can't man. I mean by the way has Mark Levin said a single fucking thing about the much more well-documented shit of
The IDF raping Palestinian prisoners. It was literally on camera
We saw the video and then they opened an investigation and the public had a massive backlash
They were protesting for the right to rape the right of IDF goons and thugs and gangsters and criminals and terrorists to rape Palestinians
That's a fact. How about that story that came out where the IDF trains dogs to rape Palestinians
and some of them have been raped to death? How about that? That's much more well-documented
than October 7th rapes. There certainly was no systemic rape on October 7th. That's a lie.
That's a fucking Zionist lie which was used as atrocity propaganda to get us to do a genocide
after October 7th. He fucking falls for a hook line and sinker. He still pushes
the fucking propaganda but he's got nothing to say about the well-documented rapes committed by the
idea. I can't take these people seriously. I just can't. He said nothing about any- he supports the
genocide. Period. Full stop. He supports it. Full stop. So any sort of smug lecture, you're not even
moral. Like how about you shut the fuck up, Bill, because you're basically like a new Nazi. That's
what you are. The Democrat party embraces this guy. You got people like Ro Kahana who go on a show
in the crowd and he's getting-
Ro Kahana, like Myer Kahana.
What does this mean?
Ro Kahana?
Yeah, if his name was Ro Kahana,
you'd be fucking glazing his ass.
Go back.
You've got Democrats campaigning with this guy.
Beast.
And he urged people, I think,
to harm you as a matter of fact.
Oh no!
Oh yeah, he wants people to murder me.
He loves it. Rick Scott loves this attention. He's like finally someone finally someone it took the bait
Yeah, he wants to murder me
Mark is like three seconds away from being like, yeah, well, you know, maybe he's not wrong about that Rick
Everywhere he goes with this story people just look at him and go. Yeah, I don't care or no that didn't happen
Or the third option, which is the worst which is yeah, you kind of deserve it. Don't you like which
Again, not my point at all. He is just bringing this on himself for no reason whatsoever.
Rick Scott posts about me every day, by the way.
Now, what's funny about this is, of course, Republicans keep saying I'm toxic.
toxic. Toxic to the Democratic Party brand. What's interesting about that is you're Republicans.
The fuck do you mean? You don't want Democrats the way, and if I'm so toxic to the Democratic
Party brand, why don't you let it happen? Why are you so worried? Why are you so worried
that Democrats might finally, for once, lean into the left-populous sentiment that exists
in their base. Hmm, something to consider.
He said we deserve that 11. He hates us.
Well, he hates Jews. He's anti-Semitic.
Oh, there's such liars.
So what he's referring to is the clip that they all take out of context and lie about their line.
They are lying when they do this. They are lying about it.
They say, oh, he wants to kill.
He doesn't want to fucking kill Rick Scott.
He was saying Republicans care so much about fraud, right?
They pretend to care so much about fraud.
They go after Somalis in Minnesota for the fraud. They don't care about fraud. If they actually cared about fraud
They would kill Rick Scott and he says that because this guy did the largest Medicare fraud in the history of this fucking country
That's what he was referring to what they do is they cut out like a three second or seven second clip of him saying
You should kill Rick Scott and they lie and act like he's instructing people to kill Rick Scott
That wasn't he was doing he was saying Republicans claim to care about fraud if they cared about fraud
They would kill Rick Scott all this talk about this Molly immigrants who commit fraud Rick Scott did the worst fraud
They would kill us. They actually cared about it. That's what he was saying
And it wasn't like an instruction you fucking lying gremlin weasel fucking freak. Why do you look like you're not human Rick Scott?
I don't understand like you look like you're an alien and you put on a skin suit
Why are you why are you so bizarre looking and why are you such a disgusting liar?
And by the way, they're on a crusade now to ban Hasan from like giving any speeches on college campuses and shit
So the people who seven seconds ago were sucking themselves off like where are the free speech people?
We believe in the Constitution now all of a sudden
Like fuck you these are the same people
Who also want to destroy free speech of the First Amendment because they want to deport all fucking like pro-Palestinian people in this country
All anti genocide immigrants in this country and wanted to borrow them so multiple different ways
They're destroying the First Amendment. They're destroying free speech. They're lying about Hassan
And they're crashing out and losing it and they think they got a wing thing here
You don't believe me you don't because what happens is if people listen to you and they decide
Yeah, let me go see what this guy's about and they start listening to him
They'll go oh so people just been lying about him shamelessly the entire time
They just lie over and over and over and over and anybody who actually decides to go listen
We'll totally have their mind changed and realize that these people are fucking disgusting little demons
Okay, but we're not done yet because we also have this so maggot influencers
started blaming Hassan for the White House Correspondents Dinner alleged attempted shooting.
Ready for this? Is this a good time to mention that Democrats knew Darling Hassan Piker said he
wanted the blood of his political opponents to run the streets and recently justified the murder
of an innocent father because he ran a health insurance company? Reminder that Hassan Piker
publicly advocated for President Trump's assassination. Perhaps one of his lunatic
followers decided to give it a shot. Laura Loomer says, shooter is a brown,
light-skinned black Democrat from California who's also a teacher. How much do you want
want to bet he's a Hassan Piker fan and Wokeness says Hassan Piker quote kill the
motherfuckers let the streaks soak in their red capitalist blood three days
ago the New York Times promoted him Drew Pavlew I've seen enough arrest Hassan
Piker Stephen L Miller anyone know where Hassan Piker is right now so they
immediately come out say blame Hassan blame Hassan blame Hassan this is
somehow is his fault this is somehow you know something he's responsible for
ready for this Hassan Piker production points out so it turns out the alleged
White House correspondent shooter was not only completely unaffiliated from
Mason piker. He actually hated Hassan and reposted hate tweets on his blue sky account.
Oops. In fact, not to, you know, throw any shade at this guy, but like there's a list
of tweets that he liked the most and the number one account that he liked the most
tweets from was fucking Will Stansel. So sort of like radical centrist liberal type.
Now again, no shade to him. In fact, I think he's done some good work in terms
of trying to fight back against ice. Um, but like that's who this guy was. He
like a put in Hassanabi productions on the map dude radical centrist kind of liberal type but like
very anti-trump and he ended up doing this and by the way very very high IQ very intel the Hollywood
reporters just wrote an article about you and based on previous articles i'd say they didn't
use to hate you this much that's crazy um the Hollywood reporters editor-in-chief is like a or
was a fan of mine invited me to a Hollywood reporter like dinner and shit. I guess they
got the boss call as well. I don't know. But I'd argue I rolling in another MAGA attempt.
who's writing this? Steven Zeitschick? What, both Democrats or Republicans miss on Hollywood?
Oh, this guy's trying to say, uh, don't cancel Jimmy, uh, don't cancel Jimmy Kimmel. Cancel
Hasan Piker. Violence coded provocation is just right wing thing. Wait, what? Yeah, this
person is literally saying it's dumb to cancel Jimmy Kimmel. You should, you should cancel.
So, it's time to cancel Jim McHill,
you should cancel the Sompiker instead.
That's what this person is saying.
This is just like a throwaway article, who gives a fuck?
Well, Jim went to Caltech, literally worked on like
inventions for medical devices and shit like that.
And there's also questions about like, I don't know,
this thing doesn't really add up in the same way
the butler thing doesn't add up so who knows if this is all legitimate on the up and up anyway right
like there's questions as to how real this whole thing is if you really want to have that conversation
but yeah no he was absolutely by no stretch of the imagination a fan of fucking Hassan piker
and multiple tweets are like going after Hassan like sub tweeting Hassan so here's here's just
one example cold forces uh the guy who who did the shooting or try to do the shooting that's
the name of his uh blue sky account and um somebody posted the rich don't play by the
rules so why should I? Why petty theft might be the new political protest. So this is, you know,
the New York Times interview with Hassan where he says something to that effect, right? And somebody
says, I think that we should simply run on prosecuting the rich for their crimes instead
of creating a low trust society that will sow the seeds for further fascism. Now by the way,
I agree with that point. And but here's the thing, Hassan agrees with that point too. He
wasn't like, I saw the clip everybody was talking about, he's not like seriously arguing for
these things. He's like sort of trolling, right? And everybody fucking fell for it,
like total jackasses and idiots. But anyway, the alleged shooter retweets it, retweets this.
I spent a lot of time in countries where graft and grifting are the norm and I assure you is
worth a truly immense cost to prevent that from taking hold in our society. You do not want to
live in that kind of a society. So this guy reposted it. So reposting some like anti-asante
of all the list of all the likes and shit, there were no as on post there. I don't even
know if it's on Blue Sky. I'm on Blue Sky. I don't know if I didn't even know if he's
He's on Blue Sky. Follow me on Blue Sky, by the way.
I mean, it's so desperate. It's so pathetic.
This is, they think, the right things,
they have a slam dunk.
They have an easy win here by going after Hassan.
They actually believe that.
But honestly, the thing that it reminds me of the most
is what was called the Pied Piper strategy
when the Hillary people did this with Trump.
What they did is they boosted up Trump
and sort of downplayed the other Republican candidates
because they thought,
oh, we can definitely easily beat him.
So pump him up, act like we're most scared of him
and then we run against him and we win.
Well, oops, what happened?
It backfired, right?
It backfired, because it turns out
he was probably the hardest one to beat.
And so you fucked yourself there.
Well, by the same token, they think,
oh, we prop up Hasan, we argue against Hasan,
and everybody thinks the left is just Hasan
and they're all extreme.
Oops, it turns out, well, what has Hasan done recently?
Been on the campaign trail and doing events
with Abdul El Sayed, who now is just surged
and might even be leading in some polls.
He was down like 10 or 15 points
and now all of a sudden he's tied or leading.
So it turns out, by trying to tar Hasan and by extension Abdul,
you just let Democrat, actual Democratic voters know,
oh, that's the one I want to go for.
That's the one I support.
By the same token, smearing this guy, they're gonna go,
oh, this guy must be saying some real shit
if the worst people in the world are fucking going after him.
So by all means, go right ahead.
Go right ahead.
Do all your smears, all your lies, all your bullshit.
At the end of the day,
it's only gonna backfire colossally.
Because for the first time in a long time,
the Democratic base is radicalized
in the best sense of the word,
And they're going, we need real fighters.
We need people who are actually gonna fucking
hold a MAG accountable.
We need people who are actually gonna deliver
on universal healthcare and free college
and a living wage and ending the wars
and a green new deal and ending the corruption
and taxing the rich and all these great things.
And that's what we're laser focused on
like a motherfucker right now.
So you can try all your smears
and your pathetic attempts to like
do the boogeyman game here.
I promise you, it is not going to fucking work.
Hey y'all, do me a favor.
Yep. He wasn't, but so what if you were, we lose the conversation just by engaging hundreds
of Ben Shapiro, Kandacelle, and Charlie Kirk, and so on inspired mass shooters later. It'd
be crazy hypocritical to blame the left out of Goman, even if he had Hassan's tiny
head tattooed on his pecs. Okay, dude. Okay, dude. Anyway, we already saw the charges.
quite a night in Washington Saturday night we're just glad no one was hurt major you were there
I was there we watched the 60 minutes interview already new questions this morning about how the
gunman got so close to the ballroom agents pinned the man down to the floor after he sprinted past
security chief correspondent Matt Gov and begin documenting the chaos as it unfolded he has the
details on the suspect the alleged plot and a potential motive Matt good morning
And good morning, Nate. Sources tell us that the suspect used the size of that hotel behind
us to his advantage, going down one of the back stairwells to evade security, carrying
a bag full of weapons. You mentioned those writings. He expressed deep anger at the
administration and said he was targeting administration officials from the highest
ranking to the lowest.
It was just after 8.30 p.m. Saturday when the Senate commotion.
No, CBS, say the truth with one exception, one important exception, Crash Al Patel.
He did not want to kill Crash Al Patel.
He said Crash Al Patel, he with us.
From the back of the White House Correspondents' Dinner sent a scrambling.
Many ducking under tables as Secret Service rushed the president and other Trump cabinet
members from the room.
It's absolutely made him inside with quirks of some sort of shots and sitting three rows
up from the president.
Less than two hours later, President Trump posted surveillance footage of the suspect
racing through a Secret Service checkpoint toward the ballroom.
And these images of him shirtless and handcuffed on the floor.
Law enforcement sources tell CBS News the suspect is 31-year-old Cole Allen, a teacher
from Southern California, who was awarded Teacher of the Month at a College Prep Academy
in December of 2024.
He left full Washington from Los Angeles by train last Tuesday, checking into the Washington
Hilton on Friday, just a day before the dinner.
Multiple sources have told CBS News that the suspect stayed somewhere here at the
end of the corridor on the 10th floor of this hotel, but there's something I want
you to see.
steps away from these rooms is this stairwell.
And that leads directly down the stairs
to that terrace level where he allegedly opened fire.
He was armed with a shotgun, a handgun, and multiple knives.
Police at the suspect exchanged fire with law enforcement.
He was not hit, but a secret service officer was.
Officials told us by shotgun pellets
that hit his bulletproof vest.
So right there at the dais where you see that fly
That's where President Trump was sitting in this area here is where C-SPAN was and it was up the stairs here.
Just over that landing where the gunman sprinted about 20 yards from where I'm standing, there's a
black drape hanging over one of the glass panels that was shot out here. That's where he was
taken down right over there. According to law enforcement sources just minutes before the
shooting, he posted what they described as a manifesto, writing that he was targeting
Trump administration officials, quote, from highest ranking to lowest.
He also appeared shocked by the security protocol, writing in part, quote, I expected security
cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors
out the wazoo.
What I got is nothing.
He also wrote, apparently, no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the
day before.
Still, Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche framed the response to the suspect's attack as a security success.
So we were all safe inside and that's a testament to the Secret Service doing their job.
Guys, I want to show you something. This ticket, this is all you needed in order to enter the ballroom, go through the magnetometers.
Nowhere in the hotel was an ID necessary.
Now the Secret Service says there's no way they could have checked every room in the 1100 room hotel
And they insist that the ballroom itself was secure, which is why they say they kept the president there
I mean
One thing that I have noticed that no one is talking about
Is they're not wrong
Like this attempt albeit silly
was successfully subdued.
So why is there any need for a fucking ballroom when like clearly even the goddamn Washington
Hilton they were able to successfully stop an attempted shooter without like any damage
whatsoever.
guy got a couple pellets on his on his chest on his vest but that's pretty much it
I'm just saying like low key the secret service did kind of do his job
Um, but what would happen if 20 people did what he did together?
We went, dude, do you know how difficult it is to get 20 organized people together to
conduct an operation like that?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
Like half of the reason why he was able to do this is because it came out of
fucking nowhere. You can't like 20 people means you're an
organized entity. Yeah, but like Russia or whatever had a
trained team. Okay. The more people are that are involved in
operation like this, there are more points of failure. You think Russia is capable of sending
Spetsnaz special forces into the United States of America, like these guys are well-seasoned
Russian vets that all suspiciously come in to the United States of America without the
the Department of Homeland Security figuring it out.
And then they purchased weapons on US soil, all of them,
or somehow acquire weapons on US soil.
It's 20 different people.
Again, numerous points of failure.
One of the 20 people is gonna be purchasing a weapon
from an ATF soldier, I mean, ATF soldier, ATF guy, right?
Like, eventually there's gonna be another,
there's gonna be someone that gets dinged.
the problem
with the lone wolf incident like this is that no one expects it because it's just some fucking random guy
Now, the suspect is due to be arraigned in court here in Washington later this afternoon.
It's very possible he will face additional charges, but a silver lining here.
That Secret Service officer who was hit, he was released from the hospital yesterday,
he's going to be just fine, Major.
Ben Cutman, thank you.
There have been at least three attempts to take Donald Trump's life, all in the
space of two years.
Why do you think this keeps happening to you?
The people that do the-
I love that question, that was such a funny question.
It's like, Mr. President, do you feel like there's something fucked with your vibes that
hello people keep trying to kill you?
Most the people that make the biggest impact, they're the ones that they go after.
Let's take a look at each attempted assassination and the people who tried to kill the US
President.
The most dramatic was this one in July 2024, when an election rally in Butler, Pennsylvania
turned violent.
Around 8 minutes into his speech, shots fired.
President Trump was hit in the ear, the secret service rushing the stage to protect him.
Fake moments later, he re-emerged, raising his fist.
Fake. Fake. It's fake.
This became the iconic image of his campaign for reelection.
The gunman, 20-year-old Thomas Matthew Crookes, was shot dead by snipers.
He lived an hour from the scene and was described as an outcast who regularly wore hunting outfits to school.
Investigators later said bomb-making material was found in a vehicle at his home.
his home. Crucially, a member of the public was also killed at the rally, until others
seriously injured. There were so many questions. How did someone get that close to Donald Trump
with that kind of weapon? Two months later, another threat, this time on a golf course.
A man armed with an assault-style rifle lay hidden in bushes near where Trump was put.
Okay, so Ryan Ruth, former Trump voter, former Trump supporter, Ukraine defender.
The other guy, Thomas Crooks, gave money to the Republicans.
was more of an equal opportunity violence enjoyer. Another radical centrist, but center
right let's say. Ryan Ruth, former right winger, center left liberal, and now this Alan guy.
Left, NATO Enjoyer.
I feel like we have a real problem with radical centrists in this country, and I am here to
tell you, I am not afraid of saying the truth.
I am unafraid to tell you the truth.
I am valiant, I'm brave, I'm courageous.
We have to figure out what the hell is going on in the radical center.
Okay?
Why are they behaving like this?
What the hell is wrong with them?
The suspect, 58-year-old Ryan Ruth, fled in a black Nissan SUV but was captured when police
stopped the vehicle.
This was the moment they arrested him.
Ruth had a long criminal and civil court history, including a conviction for possessing
a machine gun.
He was later sentenced to life in prison.
And then the shooting at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
Secret service agents bundled President Trump off stage after gun shots were heard outside
the room.
Cole Allen, a 31-year-old from California, was detained before he reached the president.
Trump later posted these CCTV pictures, showing the suspect exchanging fire with officers
as he breached the cordon.
He had no previous record, but had sent a 1,000-word anti-Trump document to family
members minutes earlier. The United States has a long history of gun violence and politics.
Gunmen assassinated Presidents Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy. Ronald Reagan survived
a shooting outside the hotel where Donald Trump was whisked to safety on Saturday night.
In America, the present is never far from the past.
Do you think the assassination attempt at the White House Correspondents' Dinner was
staged?
No, Haley do you 100% what leads you to that conclusion? Haley?
Um, first of all, I'm sorry. This is the president of the United States at a public venue. And
you're telling me that we have not secured checked the entire building perimeter, etc.
Um, he has like the best security in the entire country. Am I wrong? Also, the footage
is like laughable, the demeanor of everybody.
So they're at a table and there's a clip of,
they take JD Vance away before they even address Donald Trump.
He's just a sitting duck.
Like that can't be real.
And you see all these photos of like some Charlie's Angels
poses like out in the hallway,
like there's a camera crew there just ready for it.
Get also a black man trying to assassinate Donald Trump
and he's not killed.
That's a lie. That's simply a lie.
They're not shooting this man to kill after you've heard a gunshot
and he is running through a hotel lobby while there's the president
on the other side of the door.
It's a lie. I think it's all staged.
And then immediately following, we get the C.
I need my bunker. I told you so.
It's all bullshit.
I love it. The first assassination attempt is bullshit.
This is bullshit.
He even touted it as like a badge of honor.
Like I'm proud to be a president with his assassination attempt.
Like you're insane.
This was all staged.
Did you not watch when it did occur and there was a camera that did have a pretty close
up of the first lady, Trump.
Then there was a lady on the right.
I don't know who it was.
You mean Milani going like this?
That.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cooking, cooking, dude, it's so much fun.
Do not click. Why not?
It's so much fucking fun.
What the hell?
Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
What the fucking?
What the hell is this, man?
Is Kimberly Guilfoyle but my head.
On Kimberly Guilfoyle's body.
How they took Vance out so fast, then when they went back for Trump, you even saw that
so they take JD Vance first.
But yeah, but they were on that side of it, I guess, but then when they went down to
Trump, he was knocked down on the ground.
Just listen to what you're saying.
The president of the United States is sitting in the middle of this table and his secret
service is taking the vice president first you don't think that's a little
stuff there's plan you were there tell me what happened yeah I was right across
the table boo liberals are poo-pooing conspiracy in this country that
believed that what happened Saturday night was staged how does this White
House tackle that with social media companies out there or its acts Facebook
Instagram how do they work with these companies to make sure that doesn't get
out of control? It's certainly a good question Aisha. I don't have tangible
answers for you on what we're doing with social media companies if anything at
all. What I will say is it's very important to us that we get the truth
and the facts about this case in any case out there as quickly as possible
to dispel some of that crazy nonsense that you do see running rampant
online. And I think the Department of Justice and the FBI thus far have
I've done a good job of disseminating the truth and the facts about this alleged attempted
assassin, the perpetrator in this case.
So as far as we're concerned, just providing maximum track.
Chopped Caroline.
Oh my God, bruh.
It's parentsy and hopefully people will believe the truth rather than the lies and
the conspiracy.
Yeah.
You don't like it?
Do you guys not like it when you try to come out with a bullshit conspiracy?
you guys come out with the official narrative and nobody kills oh no people
come up with their own conclusions well should have thought about that before
he said tonight shots will be fired okay
I think that what's interesting to me, as you pointed out, is that the so-called White
House press secretary, who's a disgrace, he's a stone cold liar, had the nerve to stand
up there and read talking points, being critical of statements all taken out of context that
Democrats have made and didn't have a word to say about anything that
magnet extremists have said or done including providing aid and comfort to
violent insurrectionists here at this Capitol. God he's so fucking hot oh my
god dude I'm sorry for doing this guys I know I know shit makes you nut super
hard like you've never nutted before in your whole damn life when you see
the six panther himself come out and just fucking whisper sweet nothing's in
your ear like this I can't stop dude when I hear him get angry ooh I'm
bricked now we know why you're in New York yeah I'm gonna throw it back for
Hakeem Jeffries dude.
Maga extremists, violent insurrections, choose to use the language of terrorism that reckoned
at me when he threatened to kill me at an event.
And so how do we take them seriously when they raise these partisan attacks and completely
ignore the fact that a lot of folks, including Governor Shapiro, his home was attacked
By an awesomeness when he and his kids and wife with it
In this so-called White House press secretary wants to lecture America and lecture us
About stability hot King Jefferies true. We all are relieved that no fuck happened. It was
Was he victim of a political attack to what's what is this?
Just then Chuck Schumer condemns political violence in all of his forms. Thank God, dude. Thank God Democrats are at it.
This may be not safe for work. Oh, nut. Oh my God.
Yes, guys. The rumors are true. Chuck Schumer converted to Islam and he's hiding the fact
that he's been praying so much that he has that forehead thing that only the most pious
Muslims have. Yes, Chuck Schumer has received the light of Allah. This is right. This is
correct. Donald Trump was not wrong when he said Chuck Schumer is a Palestinian.
Okay, he's hiding what is it called the telaka mark?
Is that what it is when you pray so much when you pray five times a day so much that you your forehead gets like a like a dark spot?
Yeah, it's called a Zabiba.
I feel like you guys are just making it up prayer callous seems more apt.
I commend law enforcement's swift response to apprehend the gunman which undoubtedly saved
many lives and that includes the Secret Service.
But given the attempted assassination of the president and quote, oh yeah, Jimmy Kimmel
thereafter Jimmy Kimmel again.
Top Trump administration officials as the depraved shooter noted in his manifesto at
at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner on Saturday evening, I felt it was prudent
to be here today to answer your questions and inform the American people about how the
administration is responding to yet another attempt on President Trump's life.
Saturday was supposed to be a joyful evening, celebrating free speech in the First Amendment
with all of you, members of the G-
As you know, we love celebrating the First Amendment.
With all of you pieces of shit, you enemies of the American people who lie so viciously
about our big beautiful president all the time.
Press.
Instead, the night was hijacked by a crazed anti-Trump individual who traveled across
the country to assassinate the president and as many administration officials as possible.
This is the third major assassination attempt against President Trump in two years.
No other president in history has faced such repeated, serious attempts on his life.
First and foremost, the president, the first lady, and everyone in this White House are
extraordinarily grateful to the brave law enforcement professionals who, spraying into
action to apprehend the would-be assassin and keep all of us safe.
The President would especially like to express his gratitude to the men and women of the
United States Secret Service, who acted with the utmost professionalism, courage, and sense
of duty.
This includes the heroic agent who took a bullet to the chest.
Thankfully, he was saved by his bulletproof vest.
Minutes after returning here to the White House to the Oval Office, despite fighting
Secret Service to try to stay and keep the dinner going on Saturday ahead of
addressing you here in the briefing room. President Trump was intent on speaking
to this brave agent to ensure he was okay and the agent assured the president
that he was. As you know I was seated next to President Trump in the first
lady when the shots were fired before Secret Service swiftly moved us to
safety backstage. The president's calm in the face of chaos while yet
another individual was trying to take his life was really remarkable to witness
and it's something I will never forget oh my god Trump is fearless because he
loves this country and he is willing to put his own life on the line to deliver
on the promises that he made to the American public who elected him here
into the highest office in the land and while we are blessed to have a
fearless president we should not live in a country where such constant fear
of political violence permeates our society every single day except for the president
who doesn't fear anything. We should have fierce disagreement in this country as you all know we
disagree on. Except if you do that means you're actually issuing a death threat to our big beautiful
president and should go to prison. Often myself in this role and all of you in the news media
but those disagreements must remain peaceful debating peaceful protesting and voting
are how we need to settle disagreements, not bullets. Nobody in recent years has faced more
bullets and more violence than President Trump. This political violence-
Except our, except our beautiful kindergartners.
Stems from a systemic demonization of him and his supporters. By commentators, yes, by elected men.
Yeah, she went from, uh, we value free speech and we value discourse and we will disagree and that's fine
to literally people are constantly shitting on the president and that's
basically a rallying call to do violence to the president also I saw this these
guys are so insane dude American Australian okay another like unhinged
Hassanavi bought hater the walls are truly closing in on you you fucking
anti-american rat nobody fucking likes you on the left or the right as you're
nothing but a grifter freak fake ass self-projecting anti-american terrorist
supporting pedophile piece of animal abusing shit and then he posted this
arrest o'clock and I I genuinely think these guys have one obviously decided
that I'm like the greatest evil of all time we know that right but I think we
could just convince them that I went to jail because they hallucinate an alternative reality.
If enough of these like drama slop tubers basically decided like a song went to prison, it's over.
Okay. I think, I think we could believe them. We I mean, we could get them to believe this
like we could convince them
one of you don't know i'm just
it was in my reply as i saw
one view and is you all my god
first of the democrat party and even some in the media
yes dumbasses it's what it's a reply to my fucking tweet that i saw in my
notifications
and i saw the image
This hateful, inconstant, and violent rhetoric directed at President Trump day after day after day for 11 years has helped to legitimize this violence and bring us to this dark moment.
Those who constantly, falsely label and slander the president as a fascist, as a threat to democracy, and compare him to Hitler to score political points are fueling this kind of violence.
the left-wing cult of hatred against the president and all of those who support him and work for him
has gotten multiple people hurt and killed and it almost did so again this weekend.
When you read the manifesto of this shooter, ask yourselves how different is the rhetoric from this
almost assassin than what you read on social media and here in various forums every single day?
The answer if you're being honest with yourself is that there is no difference at all.
Much of the manifesto of the would-be assassin is indistinguishable from the words that we hear daily from so many
For example as the first lady of the United States pointed out this morning just two days prior to the shooting
ABC's late-night host Jimmy Kimmel
Disgustingly called first lady Melania Trump an expectant widow
Who in their right minds says a wife would be glowing over the potential murder of her beloved husband and having
experience what I did with the first lady on Saturday night. Dude, this is just a press release
about how mad you are. You know, even Democrats didn't fucking do this shit, right?
Like it's kind of unbelievable. Like people would literally say Barack Obama is not an American.
Donald Trump, who's now the president twice, unironically came on to the to the
the discourse cycle before he launched his presidential candidacy, before he launched
his campaign, which he won, by claiming that Barack Obama was actually a Kenyan Muslim,
not an American at all, an illegal immigrant who had to show his birth certificate, which
by the way, Barack Obama did end up showing his birth certificate.
That's how racist this fucking dumbass country is sometimes.
Okay?
I can't believe it like
Like these guys are mad that Jimmy Kimmel a fucking comedian made jokes
About how much Melania Trump objectively despises being around her own damn husband
Okay
It's unbelievable
It's just straight up a cry fest.
What are we doing?
What is this?
You had to do a press release to be like, I'm really mad about this joke.
Get the fuck out of here.
I can tell you that she was anything but that.
This kind of rhetoric about the president, the first lady, and his supporters is completely
different.
They did this with Druski too.
They did this with Druski as well. They're like, wow, I can't believe it. Maybe, maybe
Erica Kerr should sue Druski for what? Making fucking jokes? Like literally legalized comedy
unironically. What the fuck?
Ranged and it's unbelievable that the American people are consuming it night after night after
night. As President Trump said on Saturday night at this podium, we as Americans must
recommit ourselves to resolving our differences peacefully and uniting around the shared
values that make our country great. The deranged lies and smears against the
president, his family, his supporters have led crazy people to believe crazy
things and they are inspired to commit violence because of those words. It has
to stop. And of course, our first lady Melania is here. Look at more so
beautiful. You know, Melania's birthday is on Sunday. That's right. He's
planning to celebrate at home the same way she always does looking out a window and whispering what have I done
Before we go any further Melania, this is Donald Donald. This is Melania. That was my impression of Jeffrey Etsy
You're all where Melania is a movie star now her documentary had a score of 10% on rotten tomatoes
Okay, I'm not gonna lie to you that shit kind of went hard. This is what the fuck. This is actually good
When did Jimmy Kimmel decide to no longer be bad at comedy?
Oh my god, I only saw the Melania joke that like she got really mad at
But this is actually funny. You madam first lady on your huge accomplishment the world's first motionless picture
Where is the where's the one that they she got mad at though? She was like
Melinda Trump calls on if you see the ticket stand on Kimmel that he he said like he said she
What the fuck all right, we got to see the full road
And I hope that the show gave you a lot of time to hear when football fans find out which
young men they'll be yelling the F word at all next season.
Tonight 16 of our nation's most talented prospects gathered in Pittsburgh each hoping and praying
that their name would not be called by the Jets and speaking of Jets, President Trump
is said to be hashing out a deal that would give the US government up to a 90
ownership stake in spirit airlines and who better to own spirit than the man who
ran his own airline into the ground. We're planning to invest 500 million
in this. I do if our president wasn't a trembling drama queen who's scared of
comedy. So give me an intro Lou and make it a big one will ya? Live from the
The Trump Kimmel Center in Washington, D.C.
It's the All-American White House Correspondents' Dinner.
Here's your host for the night, Jimmy Kimmel.
Welcome.
Welcome to the 2026 White House Correspondents' Dinner.
Look at you all dressed up in formal wear,
dresses, tuxedos.
I haven't seen this much black
since every page of the Trump Epstein files.
We're going to have fun tonight.
And I'm happy you decided to stay, Mr. President.
And don't worry.
If we bruise your ego, it'll only make your hands look
less disgusting.
And the president didn't want me to tell any jokes about him
tonight.
But he also didn't want to pay me $130,000 to shut up.
So here we are.
Sorry, mushroom d***.
Ice, baby ice.
By the way, in the unfortunate event
that our president has a medical emergency tonight.
Do we have a doctor in the house?
I mean, oh, I'm sorry.
I mean, do we have a Jesus in the house?
I always confuse them too.
I get why you think you're Jesus.
It's got every time he walks into a room,
people say, Christ, he's back.
Okay, never mind.
I spoke too soon.
Some of them are mid, some of them are mid,
but you can't have him,
you can't have him all be bangers, you know?
Also, I can't believe he just like kind of set up a fake White House Correspondent's
dinner with like a fake crowd.
You're looking good, though, Mr. President.
Who did your makeup?
Craft singles?
As the President will tell you repeatedly until you beg him to stop.
President Trump has accomplished so much during his second term.
He passed new incentives for oil and gas.
He put the brakes on solar and wind.
That will be your legacy, sir.
wind and passing gas. I do have to ask though, why do you hate windmills so much? Is it because
they can still get turned on by being blown? Marco knows what I'm talking about. He's been
there. But I do want to praise the poet. Look how far you've come. 30 years ago you're
just some rich guy on Jeffrey Epstein's private jet out of Teterboro, but you worked hard.
state frenzy shared some wonderful secrets and because of that you're able to fly on that plane
seven more times. Dreams really do come true. Am I right dog the bounty hunter?
We miss you so much. And of course our first lady Melania is here. Look at her. So beautiful.
Mrs. Trump you have a glow like an expectant widow. That was what really that is the the bar
You have a glow like an expectant widow is is bars. I'm afraid to report that that is actually bars
Millennials are pretty good
which is a website named after her husband's testicles.
And I want to congratulate you, Madam First Lady,
on your huge accomplishment, the world's first motionless picture.
And that... Oh, by the way, before we go any further,
Melania, this is Donald, Donald, this is Melania.
That was my impression of Jeffrey Epstein.
That's the best one.
Oh, sure.
I do have an important announcement.
And I'm sorry to say it's bad news, JD Vance is here.
It's hard to get JD to come to an event like this.
He's a real homebody.
His wife had to peel him off the couch.
And that reminds me, please don't go down there.
Oh, sure.
From your seats during the performance,
because the vice president will f**k them.
What a group of patriots.
Oh, look at who we have here, Stephen Miller.
Which one of you said his name three times?
Stephen Miller is so racist.
The reason he went bald is because his hair was black.
Stephen Miller puts the cyst in white supremacists.
He's like if baby Hitler traveled in time to kill us.
Oh, hey, now, what's happening?
Congrats on getting all your guns back, sugar tits.
So many stars are here for that.
Now Gibson Rob Schneider is here.
Kanye is with us.
Roseanne is here.
The whole cast of Who Used to Be a Millionaire is here.
If anyone starts any trouble, fear not,
because FBI Director Cash Patel is standing by.
Waitress, can we get Cash on vodka soda
and a booster seat, please?
You know, Trump announced that he wants to reopen
Alcatraz and Cash was like, you had me at Alka.
I'm not saying Cash Patel has a problem, but his designated driver is Pete Hegsach.
Pete, the accelerator's the one on the right, the brake is up.
Oh, you know it, okay. Pete's hair has more oil in it right now than the straight of Vormuz.
And don't worry about the straight. Pete has a plan. I know that for a fact.
His wife accidentally buttexed the plans too many years ago.
There you go.
Later on, Pete's going to read us a Bible passage
from Pulp Fiction, so let's get around.
But Pete's working hard to keep our country safe,
and RFK Jr. is working out to make us healthy again.
Bobby Kennedy, this is a crazy story.
So years ago, he wrote this diary
that he pulled his car over to the side of the road
to carve the penis out of a raccoon.
His whole family was in the car,
and his son asked him, dad, why did you do that?
Why did you chop the penis off a dead animal?
And he looked at his son, he said,
because I'm a f***ing psychopath.
Now get out of this car and go get measles.
Hey, speaking of psychopath sons,
how about a round of applause for Eric and Don Jr.,
who are here tonight.
Hey guys, what's up?
If there's time, maybe I can introduce you
to your father later on, huh?
Don Jr. and his fiance just had their bridal shower at Mar-a-Lago
and the rumor is that their wedding might happen at the White House,
which wouldn't that be amazing?
We could see how Donald Trump get married
and Donald Trump get divorced in the same building.
The wedding will be just like Don Jr.'s veneers, big and white.
I don't know what you're laughing about.
When Eric was born, he was so ugly,
his father asked Pam Bondi to redact his name from the birth certificate.
Eric, I'm so sorry you were able to make it tonight, but you look great.
You look like an elbow with a face on it.
Tickets to this event were very difficult to get.
Not everyone was invited.
Kristi Noem isn't here, but actually her husband is.
I don't know where he is, her husband.
Where is he?
Oh, there he is.
Oh, no, wait.
I'm sorry.
That's Marjorie Taylor Greene.
But I get why Christie stayed home.
If my husband had tits like that,
I wouldn't leave the house either.
All right, I'm almost out of time.
Brendan Carr's giving me the life.
Brendan Carr is the head of the FCC.
Back in September, he tried to get my affiliates
to throw me off the air.
He said we could do this the easy way or the hard way.
Same thing he said to Lindsey Graham 10 minutes ago
in the all gender restroom.
By the way, where is Lindsey Graham?
I know he's here.
I saw his little mermaid bubble wand in the coat check.
Can someone please ping Lindsey on Greiger?
Oh, there you are, you sexy little warmonger.
What a night, you guys have been so great
and in all seriousness, I do want to thank the president.
Are they actually getting roasted?
No, dude, what the fuck?
You can't tell that like, it's clearly from,
they clearly took footage
from my different state of the unions and stuff like that.
We are the hottest country in the world right now, and that's all because of you, sir
You truly are the goat and a monkey and a pig
Great again, and you make comedy great again, and that is why I am very proud to announce the winner of the inaugural
Burger King of comedy gold award
Goes to none other than our president Donald J. Leno Trump
Congratulations sir, and thank you.
It actually wasn't bad, like, but obviously Donald Trump got real fucking mad about it.
He said, wow, Jimmy Gimmel, who is in no way funny as attested to his, to buy his terrible
television ratings, made a statement on a show that is really shocking. He showed a fake video
of the first lady Melania and our son Baron, like they were actually sitting in a studio.
I loved it. I just dunked on a chatter for being dumb.
A little bit like slightly dunked on a chatter being like, no, obviously he's not in the fucking studio.
And it turns out President Donald Trump also got mad for the same reason. He was like, well,
how are you allowed to do that? Why I wasn't in the studio. Why would you make me look like I'm
I'm in the studio with my wife.
Wow, didn't know it was allowed.
This must be illegal.
Which they weren't and never would be.
He then stated, our first lady, Melania is here.
Look at Melania, so beautiful.
Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow.
A day later, a lunatic tried entering the ballroom
White House correspondent's dinner loaded up with a shotgun handgun and many
knives. He was there for a very obvious and sinister reason. I appreciate that
so many people are incensed by Kimmel's despicable call to violence and
normally would not be responsive to anything that he said, but this is
something far beyond the pale. Jimmy Kimmel should be immediately fired by
Disney and ABC. Thank you for your attention to this matter, President
Donald J Trump.
Bro, you're the president man, you're the fucking president. You're the motherfucking president. What are you doing?
What is this? Like he's making a joke about how your wife hates you. Do I have to do?
Do we have to do a national like autism awareness segment every day now?
where I break down as an artist myself I break down autistically what jokes what
jokes are supposed to make you laugh like how how a joke is crafted like what
the intended effect of a joke is the joke in no way shaver form is is a call
to assassinate the president. The joke there is that your wife hates you. Okay?
That's the joke. Just like when I was talking about Republicans not giving a
fuck about Medicare fraud and lying about caring about Medicare fraud in
response to Mike Johnson's claims that they were cutting 800 billion off of
medicare and medicaid
claiming that they were cutting medicare fraud
i said if you republicans actually cared about medicare fraud
you would believe rick scott because rick scott is the largest
award-winning medical fraudster in the united states of america
responsible for one point seven billion dollars worth of medicare fraud
statement in and of itself is not a call to kill rick scott
that statement is about the hypocrisy of the republican party
specifically about
uh... their claims
around
giving a shit about medicare fraud when they clearly don't
fb says you're wrong i thought it was a tis day i was wrong
i was thirty and twenty nineteen on my god stop
and i read this
in any case
this is so fucking annoying okay
this is so unbelievably annoying
i hate this shit so much
i hope this really pisses off liberals though because they
uh... clearly see
attacks on jimmy kimmel is like
an attack on truth justice and free speech
It's the only time liberals seemingly care about free speech, so that's good.
Yeah, White House also posted this shit.
This morning, enough is enough.
I do think that the hate speech of the Democrats is very dangerous.
I really think it's dangerous for the country.
and
on that note and very tired of the body
are you
sirens and filter your head looks so big yes
, that's all I got for tonight
was a busy day as always. Love you guys. Thank you for watching. Thank you for sticking with
me. And I'll be back tomorrow. Same time, same place you already know. Alright peace everybody.
Bye bye.
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