HasanAbi
🤬FEDS ARE AFTER ME🤬BLUEMAGA/NAZIS ARE HALLUCINATING!🤬NYC🤬US STRIKES IRAN!!🤬🤬EF DAY 87🤬NO WAR W CUBA🤬
05-26-2026 · 6h 11m
⚠️ VOD is unavailable.
hasanabi VODs on twitchBroadcasts 30+ hours are truncated. View the Raw Transcript VTT for the full version.
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Thank you for watching!
you
you
you
you
you
music
A son piker socialist communist
radical left influencer
a son piker
dirtbag left
a son piker
pro-terrorism pro-homas
Hasan Piker, going on this vulgar rant, mocking wounded Warbett for losing his eye fighting for our freedom.
Have you ever heard someone mention the Strysand effect and wondered what they were talking about?
This phenomena is named after actress Barbara Strysand.
Sometimes when you try to cover something up, you end up bringing more attention to it than if you would just let things be.
The Assemblyman will not denounce Hassan Piper who said America deserved 9-11, dude.
The Assemblyman will not respond to Hassan Piper who says America deserved 9-11.
There you go. There you have it.
The Friends, we have toppled a political dynasty.
Now to the Michigan Senate race where El Sayed is campaigning in Michigan,
appearing on stage at two Michigan campaign rallies.
He's coactively campaigning alongside Piker.
The man who says Puzzle is Flag is his favorite because it's dope.
Why would you align yourself for a raging anti-Semite place?
Who has defended Hamas terrorists.
Calling them the lesser of two is Israel's compared to the government's evil's compressed.
Lesser of two, that's what I find a bridge too far.
When I went up to my good friend, Chack, and said,
hey, you walk me through some little controversial statements of a son, Piker.
Even chat TPP one out of its way to stop the edges of the song and give me context
Thanks, but no sex. No chat to be kicked the song piker is campaign poison placing yourself on the wrong side of a 19 issue
Is only gonna make you look bad. It's gonna be good for me
It's gonna be good for the candidates that I work with turns out it was true. I'll do L. Syed at
27%
Welcome to the broadcast
What's going on, everybody? I hope everyone's having a fantastic evening, afternoon, pre-noon,
matter where you are in the world. I'm Hasan Piker, this is the Hasan Unbroadcast, coming
to you live from, for the first day, for the first time since I've been here, sunny New
York City, Manhattan, New York, New York, concrete jungle, where dreams are made of,
there's nothing you can't do, now you're in New York. Ladies and gentlemen, boys, girls,
and embies, I do not for strike out this weekend, I'm doing it again, I'm coming weekend,
house hobby heads doing the fucking thing hell yeah we're live we're live and I
hope everyone's having a fantastic one obviously I'm in the city where everything
is going on right now at the epicenter of madness the New York Knicks the New
York Knicks with the sweep has New York blown up yet due to the Knicks no
Things are actually pretty chill overall. So, how was the city last night? The
New York's swept. I didn't actually get to experience the madness or the chaos of
the city at all. I'll be honest with you and I don't know if, I mean it's probably
because I just didn't go outside.
That's probably what it is, right?
Do this, January 6th, Bert.
But it's great when people are doing it.
170K likes.
Ever since the city elected a Muslim socialist for mayor almost every day looks like the end of it's a wonderful life
Yeah, it's dude. I'll be honest New York is is
It's a little bit annoying wait Fentbert y'all got Fentbert refresh your damn chat arena. I just did oh
Wait, no, I didn't
Now I did
Um, every day out here is, is a wonderful day.
I'll be honest.
Like it just feels like it's a totally separate universe that we're living in.
It's kind of annoying because the rest of the world sucks, right?
The rest of the world, there's chaos and it's just like New York gets to exist in
this fucking space.
The rest of the world exists in the space where we're in a constant state of commotion
and panic, whereas freaking New York is like stable and things are great and it's cheery.
And I find it annoying because things are not so cheery where I'm at normally until
I'm in New York and things are cheery once again.
Look at this.
That's crazy.
They're doing block parties and shit.
It's just everything is awesome. Yeah, DSA LA DSA as it was a hole right now in your DSA subplot
It's messed up man, it's messed up I
think I
Think we made a mistake. I think we made a mistake by pushing for Zoran so hard because does New York deserve it
Okay, does New York City deserve it. That's a real question. I say no
Nobody deserves this much fun while we're all fucking suffering.
I thought socialism was, everybody gets to have fun.
Not socialism in one city only.
Maybe, maybe the trots weren't wrong.
Maybe permanent international revolution is the way to go because
there's a lot of jealousy that takes place when you got socialism in one city only.
What the hell?
the
fuck tray young we're gonna invade philadelphia like they're literally talking
about
rolling the tanks over to hungary
in this circumstance of course it's philadelphia
to suppress a counter-revolution.
This is unbelievable.
This is unbelievable the way these guys are
moving.
We all deserve joy. Yes, we all do deserve joy.
Except, why do they get to have all of the joy
is the question.
Shouldn't we have some of the joy and they have some of the joy? Why did they get to have all of the joy?
That's what I'm asking. Don't you feel like it's a little selfish?
Don't you feel like they get to have everything and that's kind of messed up
That's how I feel at least
The king of the hills and number one,
this little town.
Every other team's sacrifice for this.
All I'm saying is if New York keeps this momentum, okay, if they keep having so much fun,
And if they keep rubbing people's face in it, my most controversial moment that I said, that was misrepresented, will be repeated by many Americans, okay?
All I'm saying is, New York better act right. Make it seem like you're having a bad time every now and then.
Especially as elections are taking place all around the country, and you guys get to have all the fucking fun out here,
And no one else is having a good time when new york is the only place that has a positive trajectory in this goddamn country
It's gonna start drawing a lot of negative attention
And of course
What i'm talking about
Is the great equalizer
Right because on the one hand
On the one hand, you have elected representatives like Zoram Mamdani.
On the other hand, there are people out there who are living in places like, perhaps you
You might have heard of it, San Antonio. San Antonio, Texas. Now, this is important to
recognize because San Antonio, Texas doesn't have a Zora on Mamdani. San Antonio, Texas
best they can do is Marine Galindo. But San Antonio, Texas has something more devious.
The alien himself...
The alien himself...
Victor!
Wemba Yama, ladies and gentlemen!
Okay, these edits are fucking ass, bro.
God damn it.
All I'm saying is this, I love New York City.
What the fuck is this?
All I'm saying is this, I love New York City, but I also love Wembleyama.
Okay, so two of my loves are gonna be fighting.
And I have to say, I feel like New York City has had it far too good for far too long, okay?
I feel like New York City has had it far too good for far too long, and you might be in time,
you might be, you might be alive to see the great equalizer, the real Maoist, right?
This is the Sino-Soviet split my friends on the one hand
On the one hand you got the Stalinist socialism in one city only
Zoran Kwame Mamdani, but on the other hand
you got
Victor Wemba, yeah
Mow ladies and gentlemen just saying just think about that. Oh fuck my fuck
Room service is here shit
that a city if you continue to slander we're gonna ban your ass from the city. Look all I'm saying is
I'm sorry but this is unstoppable aura.
The device don't make my soul change to the floor
I know you on it
They fucking got it
I know you on you
I got my passion and my soul's your closer to it
The device don't make my soul change to the floor
I know you on you
They fucking got it
I got my passion and my soul's your closer to it
But if I start to get myself turned to the floor
I know you won't
But you fucking got it
you
I'm
I'm chopped up. What's the name. I was
artistically searching for my tie clip chat.
That's why I was running around and I'm back now.
I'm back now. Anyway, sorry for the dead air. Where's Kaia in Los Angeles, California?
They're frying SGA in China. The movement is worldwide. I saw this already. SGA Slander
is now international. It's made it. SGA Slander as a flop merchant is so, is, is, is so widely
and universally acknowledged. He's just the aura farmer and a flop merchant, right? Let's
be real. Let's be real. He's a basketball terrorist. It's fine. You know, Oklahoma City
flopper rather than Oklahoma City bomber. But like, he's such an international flopper
that it penetrated a great Chinese firewall. And I'm glad. I'm glad that they know. I'm
I'm glad that the people are aware of this reality, this truth.
That's so funny.
Anyway, we best we've seen since LaFla, brother, brother, oh, there's also one other aspect
of the Knicks being such a fucking powerhouse, New York City's capacity for economic warfare
against the rest of the country is too often overlooked in analyses of American power dynamics.
And I low key agree with that.
It looks like the Knicks fans are going to take over Cleveland tonight.
forty one point seven percent of person for game three of nixon cat at caps
are coming from new york and new jersey
no one is factoring in
the amount of
economic power
that the average new yorker has
in comparison
another byproduct of zara mondani's uh... economic improvements
okay it's actually on bearable
new york obviously in comparison to other countries or other states sorry
has a lot more
a lot more economic freedom and on top of that they got child tax criticism
shit
what are we doing
actually i've decided
i've decided new york needs less socialism not more
i'm taking back everything i god damn said i wish i could go back in time
and endorse a different candidate
i wish i could have worked tirelessly to make sure eric adams remain the
fucking mayor
because it turns out
new york already has everything
it has
possibly one of the best if not genuinely the best public transit in
america which isn't saying much because the rest of the country doesn't have any
public transit
it's got tremendous architecture
tremendous history
incredible people in it
and now it's got social safety nets uh... being improved
at a time when americans are suffering
at a time when americans are suffering so yes
i say
the new york capacity new york cities capacity for economic warfare is the rest
of the country is often
too often overlooked
this is a a unjustifiable
this is an unjustifiable hierarchy
this is an unjustifiable power structure
hopefully the true malice
when they are now
as we've talked about already
is going to establish
a new class politics in this country
showing the rest of the country that new york city which is technically like
the labor aristocrats of the globe right they are the
labor aristocracy of the landed gentry class
of america by definition
because of all the benefits they get by living in new york city
when beyond now is going to
uh... commit
revolutionary warfare by getting the peasant class
or the peasants in america obviously small business owners that live in
san antonio texas
okay
he's going to radicalize and revelant and and
and organize the peasant class
to commit to class warfare against the landed gentry the new yorkers
Okay, as a third world is, that's what's coming for you.
Yeah. New York City, the Tel Aviv of America.
San Antonio, Texas, the Tehran of America, a real third-worldest.
Wimbayama, coming from a third-world country, a developing nation, France specifically.
Right? Everybody knows France is a developing nation.
Maybe a fourth-world nation, really, if we're being honest.
And San Antonio, Texas is a fifth world nation if we're ranking it as such, New York City
on the other hand already developed.
So yeah, just to just something consider folks, some to think about something to consider.
Anyway, date night in Cleveland, I mean, they were cooked already.
It's one of those things where Cleveland Cavaliers were already fucking cooked.
Okay.
They were already cooked.
And then this was basically the final blow, right?
If you already had a bunk-ass team that's on the verge of being swept by the New York
Knicks, you probably don't want a guy like this being your greatest advocate using this
as a campaign rally because he's running for office.
And yet that's what Vivek Ramaswamy did.
a fucking loser through and through
zero aura
doesn't even do the cool zoran thing where he wears his like suit and then
wears a t-shirt over his suit you know
doesn't even do that
just fucking shows up
but i've i saw zoran retweeted this by the way
it's over script just dropped twenty brothers is listed as an official
spurs thunder game five all
dude
Dude, that's crazy. They're busting out the big guns. They're busting out the big guns, dude.
Okay, they're worried. I see what's going on. The script is obviously set.
The script is obviously set. Let me tell you something, okay?
Okay.
Wemba yama, Wemba yamao, right, Maoist Third Worldist, Marxist, Leninist, Maoist Third
Worldist, Victor Wemba yama, is so lethal, so out of this world, like a goddamn alien,
that they want this shit to go to game seven.
They desperately want to.
It's gonna be hard.
It's gonna be hard.
It's not gonna go there, but they wanna take it to the fucking distance.
Script, do you only watch highlights?
Yeah, I watch the highlights of the script.
I watch, after every Oklahoma City Thunder game, I watch a flop compilation, which is
all I need to know, okay?
It's all I need to know.
And I know this man has said, I don't know if it was a Jabbéit or not, but I believe
it he has said spiritually and maybe literally physically that he would like
to go to Israel he'd like to visit Israel one day
and I don't even care if that's the truth or not I don't even care if that's
the truth. Because spiritually it makes sense. So maybe I'm going along with it.
Your goat said that too. Listen, that never happened. That never happened. Shut up.
Shut up. And also, guess what happened to my goat?
He too got swept after saying that I
Happened to believe that he said that and then specifically got swept to show the rest of the world that
Prior to him saying that he was such
He was such a lethal
He was such a devastating player to withstand and then he said that to basically
prove to the world that once you say, oh, I can't wait to go to Israel. It's my
favorite country. I've heard very nice things. You get swept. Even the goat falls.
And he wanted to show that he's so honorable. He's so honorable that he
basically fell on his sword to prove a point that if you say such ridiculous
things, you end up even seeing the goat fall out of favor.
Lakers getting swept after he said that was anti-semitic. Well, that's because
Oklahoma is the most Israel coded team. I'm just I'm done. I don't know why I
slander Oklahoma so I mean I know why I slander Oklahoma so much but are you
gonna start talking about politics because girl I am bored yes I will I will
start talking about politics but eventually I'll start talking about
pause. Why can I have some fun? Can we have some fun every now and then? Is that allowed?
Like, let me do a little larping as though I'm a fucking NBA fan or something when I'm not. Okay.
Fox News Spy, the lore here is that he loved LeBron James, but LeBron is kind of washed now,
so he's moving on to loving Victor Wembaeama. No, to be fair, LeBron will always be a historical
goat in my heart and my soul in my life. Okay? Because it's true.
But Victor Wembeyama is the next generation's goat. And I've said that even before LeBron
James turned into Hebron James. Before LeBron James turned into Lekud James. Okay?
And it's not like my Oklahoma City Israel comparison is unwarranted or shameless or silly.
I mean, they wrote it themselves.
You're going to be talking about this. What?
Jesus Christ, okay.
In 10 years, everyone will be saying Landon played with a bunch of plumbers. Who's Landon?
LeBron? I mean, in comparison to where...in comparison to where basketball is going,
Could you imagine a world?
Maga calls me an unfit mother over Hasan piker
Yeah, this is pretty wild
Please make this time longer some place the stepfather one of Elon's kids me too
Jesus Christ
Are you gonna talk about the Pope's holy war on AI by the way the archive post of of Oklahoma
City being compared to Israel is no longer accessible and I and I think I know why that's also Israel behavior covering your tracks
How suspicious how suspicious of Oklahoma?
To write an article comparing itself to Israel get yelled at by a bunch of people and then very quickly cover your tracks
Okay
In any case let's blast off folks
coming to you live,
coming to you live from sunny, beautiful New York City in New York,
one of my favorite cities on the planet,
one of the best cities on the planet, straight up, I'll say it.
Okay.
You know, it's the vibes are so fucking good.
good. The vibes are so goddamn good out here, you know?
Anyway, feds are after me, Blue Maga and Nazis are hallucinating, New York City,
US strikes Iran, no war in Cuba, Stavion later.
I
Get in now
By a second home in New York City, I should I
Should fuck it. I can't get canceled any further than I already have been
Frozen your city one won't even me with Chuck partake in my head, buddy. Have you seen the situation? I'm in currently I
I feel like I have very very limited time and
Like every fucking moment of every day, bro. Every fucking moment of every day is you know, there's another thing going on
No, you'll get tax pita tear
Yeah, that's uh, that's true. Yeah, I get a second home here in New York and I get the I get hit with the pita tear
right and it's valid it's valid for that reason people can't even complain about it because it's like a
Zoran policy and I wanted it to happen yeah I get I get peter tiered which leads me to which
leads me on my radicalizing journey biggest bait and switch I am actually so happy I am elated
that this is happening to Hassan Piker for years and years.
He has been behind the scenes.
I don't know, I guess I've been watching him since maybe 2020.
He's been behind the scenes
and now the establishment is concerned.
First of all, the charges are bogus.
Go watch his Cuba documentary.
The fact that he's being subpoenaed
for holding our country accountable
for what we're clearly doing to destabilize Cuba
while also bringing over resources.
This administration and the Department of Justice
has decided to subpoena him and the founder of the company.
They don't know what they're doing.
The charges are not going to stick and you're giving him more publicity.
He's on Fox News every day already.
I think this is great.
I think this is perfect.
Shout out to Chris Wrapp.
Shout out to the Democratic Socialists.
The more Hassan does his own thing, the more we're going to hold Democrats accountable.
So thank you, Fox News.
Hopefully.
This is kind of a wild day.
He's happier than martyr.
I mean, he's joking.
Uh, and no, it's not about martyrdom at all. It's just about, uh, more people paying attention to the things that we're talking about. Hopefully, um,
The, the thing that I've seen so far is that this administration is so fast and loose with like pursuing litigation when they don't actually have the motion or any of the fucking fundamentals to pursue any litigation whatsoever.
that I haven't seen a lot of like liberal media coverage on this issue at all because right now no one has actually received
No one has actually
Received a a subpoena whatsoever except I guess now
They're claiming the house oversight
Is investigating it the house oversight committee is open a formal investigation of far live shimmer and son of the co-founders
Co-Pink over their mushroom to Cuba builds humanitarian aid mission. So maybe after that,
there'll be, there'll be more coverage on it because so far, so far it's just like
someone from Co-Pink did receive a subpoena.
Yeah, I've yet to receive one. Maybe it'll happen. A subpoena is not an indictment
to be fair. And indictment is not criminality either. And none of this also matters at the end of the day because there's nothing to fucking prosecute over.
And what's unbelievably frustrating about this is the fact that people are literally just making shit up. They're hallucinating.
and what's even more worrisome is that
Like this guy, I mean this just showed up on my time all the chud replies this seem to think there's a burlow and a federal
Warren out for Hassan's arrest
Yeah
They're calling us on a snitch for saying this online as if he's ratting people out
But this is just publicly available information that's already been reported in the news. He's not leaking secrets. He's relaying the news
Yeah, what I don't understand and I and I reposted this I retweeted this and I was like, the fuck are these guys talking about right like
Stu Smith did this thing
where
Stu Smith is doing this thing where he will just like straight up take
Clips off of this broadcast and
and frame it as though it's something secret or sinister
and put it through chat GPT summarization
and unfortunately given the way
that given the way that like a
especially on Twitter how stupid people are
they literally fall for it and I don't understand it
and then it seems very
coordinated like this messaging campaign seems very coordinated
Okay, because I went through readily available information on Wikipedia, right?
About Roy Sangham and what the administration is trying to do and trying to claim for years
and years.
I'm on Fox News right now.
I guess this is going to be the driving discourse for Fox News for the day.
Um, we'll take a look at what the fuck they're saying, but it is kind of
wild that I learned about like my fate, apparently from Fox news.
Like I feel like these guys are, it's gotten to a point where it's
gotten to a point where they're going to be like, has Sompiker has been arrested
and I'll be streaming.
I'll be like, what do you mean?
I'm here. I'm live right now. And the Republican media machine is so echo chamber that they'll be like,
oh, we did it. Like, we literally arrested him. He's in jail now. He's actually killed. He's
murdered in prison. And they'll be doing victory labs while I'll just be streaming.
But it's so flagrant and so in your face. It's like very clear collusion that's taking place.
It reminds me of when I got stopped for a brief moment by a cop in China at Tiananmen Square
where they were like, he got detained and arrested and he's in prison and it was like,
no, there was a two minute pause in the stream and we continued the live stream the entire fucking
time. I find it very odd that these guys are just inventing alternative realities and leaning into
to set alternative realities and then it's this like never ending cycle of
slop and fake nonsense, right? So Stu Smith takes a basically almost like a
Wikipedia readout summary of PSL or Roy Singham that I talked about and he
takes like only a minute and 22 seconds of it and goes, Hasan named Singham PSL
answer in co-pink in one breath.
On stream today, Hassan Piker discussed the reported Treasury scrutiny, said the broader
target is probably Singham and his operation, naming PSL and answer coalition co-pink at
anything that he has ever financed.
He then acknowledged that Roy Singham lives in China and has been a funding vehicle for
political moves and activism in the United States.
That is exactly why this matters.
This was never just about one influencers' Cuba trip.
It's about the Singham-length ecosystem, the groups it funds, the delegations and supports,
and the political operations built around them.
pass on didn't even refute the network he mapped it
that's chachi bt
and it got fucking two point nine million views and literally every neo nazi
on this god damn website is like all my god he's snitching
and then they're also saying
all my god how stupid
he doesn't
he's lawyers are probably killing themselves right now there's an active
investigation taking place and this guy's just fucking snitching he's turned
state witness
why didn't you even get a deal out of this and it's like dog
just because you're encountering this information for the first time ever
doesn't mean that it's new information
okay
this is information way why do you keep saying you're on now but i'm not
it's not showing up
for some reason i'm not
out here
right now on a humanitarian mission michael here today
is to bring awareness to what my government, the United States of America has done to the
Cuban population, one of the most ridiculous embargoes of all time that has only gotten
more deadly as time has gone on.
The Treasury Department is now investigating Piker and Code Pink who hosted his trip to
Cuba.
The feds are looking at funding for the trip, which something is tied to the Chinese Communist
Party.
under scrutiny, American businessman and social activist Neville Roy Singham, who has donated
to Code Pink in the past and has alleged ties to China through his previous years.
Bro, they're literally trying to pull it Israel, but on China, it's so funny.
40 American citizens who joined was being called a Marxist convoy to Havana.
Sorry.
Sanctions in support of Cuba's communist government.
For now, nobody has been charged.
Yeah, I wonder why.
to be stupid and support socialism, okay?
Despite all the things I do and I might say.
Oh my God, they brought the fucking Venezuelan guy.
They don't have a right to, it's received payment.
And that is what the feds are investigating now.
They haven't been charged with a crime.
I'll just check in if they have received any payment
for the propaganda.
Piker says he's not yet received a subpoena
from the US government yet, Jillian.
All right, Lucas Tomlinson in the DC Newsroom for us
this afternoon, thank you.
So the feds say they expect Fidel Castro's brother,
Raul to show up here in the United States to face murder charges one way or another Cuba is reportedly considering potential plans now for military
Drone strikes on US territory that dude. I'm watching the fucking
Outrage being manufactured in real time and now I have become
The fucking outrage being manufactured in real time. How is this a reality?
So I feel like I'm living nation. I feel like I'm living in a fucking hyper reality
By the way, why not one of the Cuban foreign minister emit tensions to us? I did this too for the record
Okay, I talked to Carlos Cosio when I was in fucking Cuba
It's in the documentary and when I say it when I'm like, yeah, of course I talked to members of the fucking Cuban government
They literally go. Oh my god. He's admitting a crime. Hey dumbass. That's not a fucking crime
What are you talking about? Fox News is doing it right now, okay?
You just because you don't know what the fucking laws are doesn't mean that there is a
Criminal component here. Okay. They have also resorted to military threat. No, it's so stupid. I'm losing my mind
two states no
Consideration yeah, Fox News about the fall for this shit next they're gonna be like yeah, he was arrested
The government of another country could be the reason for a provoking a war or to cause
a bloodbath or a humanitarian catastrophe.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio told me, sir, on Thursday that the Cuban regime poses a direct
national security threat to the United States of America.
He mentioned an arsenal of military drones provided to the regime.
I bet it feels surreal for you, dude.
I mean, I just don't even know what to say anymore.
we live in, we live in an incredibly stupid version of reality that I never
thought we would be living in. I never thought that, I never thought that it
would get to a point where like the the American government is trying to wage
war once again with a much smaller country that is not hostile to the
United States at all that presents no real threat to the United States even
Even if it wanted to be hostile, let's be fucking real, right?
And regardless of that reality, they're trying to actively wage war with this country after
starving it for fucking decades and contributing to the death and destruction of its economy
and of its people, okay?
And as a part of the consent manufacturing for waging war with Cuba, they've decided
that uh... the best possible way to do this is by tying china
to cuba by way of a fucking twitch streamer
and and and organization that does anti-war activism
it's incredibly stupid if you scratch the surface of all this you realize like
none of this is hidden none of this is private none of this is secretive at all
it's
fairly out there in the open is protected by the first amendment of course
people
have different opinions than you do right
my opinions are my opinions
I feel the way that I feel, I think it's unconscionable that we're trying to fucking kill Cubans.
We're trying to go to war with Cuba. It's fucking ridiculous.
I don't think Americans want this either for the record, right?
And now they're like, oh, someone must have financially motivated these people to go out there and deliver humanitarian aid and do propaganda for the Cuban government.
It's like, no, this is just my fucking belief, dumbass.
It's so stupid.
I guess they don't like George Soros either, but no words about the conservative benefactors. Yeah, here's the difference
They're trying to turn
China into Israel. Okay, they're trying to make it seem like China is doing Israel shit in American politics
And I find that very strange because Israel is doing it in fucking broad daylight with no fairer restrictions whatsoever
Okay, Israel is
Directly paying people directly paying them and Israel is giving you know messaging notes the government is giving messaging notes
to
the the
Motherfucking spokespeople for the state and
They're trying to make it seem like what China is doing here in Cuba is similar, buddy if China
Okay, here's it's ironic because here's why it also doesn't make sense because I'm literally critical of China for not defending Cuba
Ironically, you know, how many times have I fucking talked about China?
Even the Chinese netizens on Billy Billy get mad at me for daring to criticize China's foreign policy
And how little China has done to defend Cuba for example, it should
On principle to show the world that it is invested in stability around the globe China could easily
Tell America not to do this stuff and not just like a stern condemnation or a warning or a finger wagging
But like literally say we will offer economic penalties if you do something to Cuba, right?
And it's really interesting that China is is very clearly not invested at all in protecting Venezuela
It wasn't and it's certainly not invested at all in protecting Cuba in any way shape or form either
but these guys are creating this alternative reality where the Chinese government is like engaging in this
complex web of of financing to do activism to to get Americans to be
pro-cuba when in fact it just never what's never factored into the equation
as if like some Americans could genuinely think that this is unnecessary
cruelty I'm one of those Americans I'm an American citizen it's my American
ass opinion. What the fuck are we doing? And I'm willing to bet, regardless of this propaganda
machine claiming that Americans can only feel this way about waging war with Cuba, 90 miles
off our fucking coastline instead of like negotiating with them, having some sort of
diplomatic resolution to the situation in the way that the Obama administration did,
normalize relations, normalize trade relations, make money, build fucking Trump powers in
Havana if necessary, right? Instead of doing that, like as though Americans would not be
more on board with that as opposed to just like waging unnecessary war once again and
just like killing Cubans for no fucking reason. They have no, like they have no worldview whatsoever,
No convictions, no ideological convictions whatsoever, no real opinions whatsoever.
They can't even fathom someone having a perspective that's different than theirs without being
paid for it through like nefarious schemes.
We are now in the precipice of Red Scare 2, okay?
And it didn't take much for them to immediately kickstart the process.
It did not take that much, it did not take that much for them to kickstart the process
of McCarthyite trials and red scare propaganda.
They saw a couple of Democratic Socialists of America backed candidates fucking win and
immediately they were like, we have to kill these guys.
That's crazy.
All fuck spying. Are you use your G used G your phone again? What?
Meanwhile, you got fucking tick tock liberals championing this good cause
You know, it's really funny though if there was one guy who fucking called this
Who said this was going to happen and I told you like free speech is only
An amenity that you get it's not this like
uh... uh... in a little right that is enshrined in the constitution that will
uh... never change
if you recall i told you is america's power in the global stage
is waning
when there are other
superpowers that are growing
what i tell you i told you that america
is going to drop the whole free speech nonsense and you'll find out once again
very quickly in short order
what the uh... limitations of free speech truly are if you recall i told you
this
a couple years prior
and we're now in it.
And I'm worried.
When people say, oh, he seems shook, he seems terrified,
they don't understand.
I'm not just worried about myself.
I don't give a fuck about myself.
Clearly, I probably should care more
about my safety and security, but I don't.
I don't know what it is, I'm a stubborn guy,
maybe it's autism, whatever.
I'm worried about the future of this fucking country.
I'm worried about the future of free speech in this country.
I'm worried about what the administration
actively trying to do, to silence dissent, to create sham trials, to fucking make sure
that there's a chilling effect on anyone that wants to engage in dissent against this administration.
And that shouldn't just be worrisome to me, it shouldn't just be worrisome to all of
you in this community, it should be worrisome to everyone.
And I don't even just mean liberals, I mean Republicans too.
It doesn't make any sense that there is a clear cut, flagrant attempt to violate the
First Amendment here, okay?
And all I see from liberals even that are supposed to be in the opposition party is
cheering this on because they don't fucking personally like me, okay?
Has anyone of the Ultras apologized for claiming you're not a third of the establishment?
No, and I don't expect them to.
I don't expect them to at all.
You wanna know why?
Because their reasoning is motivated.
It's not like the, first of all, who cares?
Ultras are not like a significant constituency
in American politics, I'm sorry to say.
I wish we lived in that world where there was like
real growth in people who are super, super further to the left than me, that they were
like genuine force to be reckoned with in American politics. That would mean that the
center had moved so far to the left, right? But that's not the world we live in right now.
But the reason why they'll never fucking admit that that was an idiotic conspiracy they were
entertaining and that the federal government is obviously very worried about this shit because it
is having impact of what I'm doing is having impact because the the altars are not tackling this
issue from a well-reasoned decent understanding of theory and that they think that I'm like
sincerely, sincerely, uh, sheepdogging people in, uh, to the direction of, of non-revolutionary
acts or non-revolutionary parties. I'm doing entryism. I'm sheepdogging people. I'm cutting
away at the revolutionary forever that exists. Like all this stuff that they fucking complain about.
Okay. That's not a significant, uh, difference in opinion that we have. It's just, it's pure
resentment that they have towards me. So, who cares? I think many of them also have
recognized that, you know, this moment proves that there is actually something going on
and they should, at the very least, show support. So, I'm not, I wish they were a significant
constituency. I wish there was a big movement here, but there isn't. Same goes for centrist
liberals too. The the MAGA blue blue and on blue MAGA people are just kind of
silly. I've come to believe that the surest son of a crank or a grifter on the
left is when someone says they are the only one holding the left accountable
acclaimed made by roughly 345 million Americans at any given moment. Yeah,
holding them accountable, holding them accountable and and what that means is
is just tweeting, okay? What that means is just fucking being annoying. That's it. Alright man, sure.
Hold on.
Yeah, here's my take from the 2020 election, by the way. And maybe you'll notice something
not dissimilar to what you've heard from me. If you've been in here for years and years,
you've heard me say this a million times over. But let's see if my attitude has changed at all.
This is from election night in 2020. Listen, man, if you're a moderate, you can suck my entire
Dick in balls, okay, and eat my asshole while you're at it moderates. What moderates?
This is how you alienate the moderates listen, man
If you're a moderate you can suck my entire dick in balls, okay, and eat my asshole while you're at it moderates
What moderates motherfucker fuck the moderates bitch. How about that moderates can eat a dick fuck off?
You just lost the radical moderates. Well, fuck you maybe make up a make up your goddamn mind
have a fucking moral compass you stupid fuck is that how you go you're like oh really the
president just literally told us that he's gonna stop the mail count of your mail and
ballot counts but uh i don't know this fucking him boat twitch streamer that's been up for
13 fucking hours was really mean to me so maybe i like fascism now is that really all
you got you got no fucking backbone you pussy if that's literally your take if that's literally
your political opinion, then I don't want you in my fucking coalition.
Yeah.
Carl Beyer has more takes.
He says, Democrats, yes, we constantly back resolutions and oppositions to socialism, but
socials need to vote for us anyway because that's how coalitions work.
Also, Democrats, wait, Hassan criticized our ideology.
This is outrageous.
I hope he goes to jail.
Don't leave out constantly telling socialists to start their own party while simultaneously
calling them wreckers.
Yeah, it's really funny.
Hey, they're only doing this because Hasan is illiberal.
He doesn't appreciate liberal things like cheering when Gestapo agents disappear minorities.
Yeah, the never ending cycle of Democrats saying, hey, the Democratic Party is not a socialist
party.
We hate socialists.
Go start your own party.
And then when the election comes around, and there are some who listen to that and go,
Okay, we'll vote for a third party then. We'll vote for PSL. We'll vote for, uh, the Green
Party. Right? Then they freak the fuck out. Where is the goddamn accountability? Where
is the motherfucking accountability? You're the one who's pushing these people away and
you're on top of that, on top of that, you're pushing me away when I'm working with people
that are working within the confines of the Democratic Party and you're pushing me away
for that reason. Well, I'm not going away, bitch. So goddamn stupid. Yeah, this is what
the establishment wants to stop on both sides, by the way. Socialism sweeps the dust has settled
on results from last Tuesday's primary. And every single one of our nationally endorsed
candidates won or advanced to a runoff. But we're not done yet. We got eight reasons in
June donate today to send a socialist in the office.
That's why they're freaking the fuck out. That's why the Democrats are freaking the fuck out
That's why the Republicans want to do something about this ASAP
Democrats question whether the sidelines state conventions as progressives gain ground semaphore. Oh my fucking god
They don't want to hear from the state parties
Guess what happened when Haley Stevens the Democratic establishment's hand-selected pick the APAC candidate
tried to participate in the state convention. Here's how the state, here's
how the most loyal Democrats, like the voters and people that work within the
party infrastructure, here's how they received the Democratic Party's
establishment candidate.
They're booing the shit out of her they saw this and were like oh no we have no control over this
we can no longer gatekeep this shit we can no longer we no longer have control over the flows
of information. We no longer have genuine influence capabilities. For the longest time, the base
of support in the Democratic Party's primaries was kept to the older voter base that watch MSNBC
and go out and vote for whoever MSNBC or New York Times tells them is the most electable candidate.
And the confines of electability was determined by corporate-sponsored advisors and corporate-sponsored
lobbyists that were writing articles that work in these fucking think tanks. Nowadays,
there is a more democratized media system with independent media, right? And therefore,
people aren't just receiving their information from MSNBC and CNN and the like. They're actually
going, they're actually going online. They're going to TikTok. They're going to Twitter
sometimes they're going to twitch
they're coming here they're going to youtube
and there are people like myself out there who are telling them
there is a better way out there there is an alternative out there you know it in
your heart that there is a different way
that we can fight back
against
the the
republicans
in a way that is more resilient
in a way where we can ensure that they never win another election again
and we are saying no more to do nothing democrats were saying no more to
marginal incremental gain
we are saying we need bold radical change in this country to make sure
that we have
a
upwards trajectory for the first time in a long fucking time
Do you understand?
And that's what the powerful entities are afraid of.
They're afraid that there are candidates out there who are running in primaries in the
Democratic Party, okay?
We're coming out and saying, we're not giving another dime to Israel.
Fuck that.
They're saying, we're not giving all of these amenities and all these tax cuts and subsidies
the corporations, we're spending all this money on ourselves. No more money for bombs.
We should spend this money on ourselves, on our roads, on our infrastructure, on our schools,
on our healthcare. We need healthcare. No more to paywalling healthcare. It's ridiculous.
It's barbaric. And they fucking hate that shit. Okay? They are terrified. They're terrified
of this. Some are terrified because they're worried that they'll lose their jobs, their
cushy jobs, where they sit around and collect paychecks, both from the mega corporations
that fund them and their think tanks and then collect paychecks from the Democratic campaigns
all the same, for being the connective tissue between these corporations and the Democrats.
They're worried that they're going to lose that sweet gig, and I understand why you'd
be worried about that. If you had to like dramatically redefine everything that you've
advocated for for the past fucking four decades, right?
There is a real fear here. A fear presented by the threat of a good alternative. A good
alternative that puts people first. Campaigns that are run by the engine of the people.
Campaigns that put class politics at the forefront of their policies. At the forefront of their
messaging. Campaigns that could only run if people back them. That's what they fear.
fear you, not as individuals, but as a collective. Because when we are united, we're undefeatable,
we're unbowed, we're unbossed, we're unbought, and we're undeniable. That's what they're
afraid of. They're afraid of democracy. Simply put, that's what these powerful institutions
are afraid of. Democracy, the democratic process, not the sham of a democratic process that we
present with a million different hurdles, but direct participatory democratic process.
That's what they are worried about.
Anyway, this was a funny tweet. Yeah. What are your thoughts on the Sampakers that has
spencer he came in trying to farm
the algorithm
i think the funniest possible outcome of the democrats need a job of the left
discourse is eventually getting what is arguably the best case scenario for what
a job of the left would look like in it turns out they don't actually want
that shit at all
and it's really funny cuz like everyone in the in the comments is fucking
fighting for their lives being like a son is not the job of the left it's
actually bill Simmons okay well bill Simmons exists
why is he not become the job of the left and
i just don't understand that argument
now was on another role in the left it's a thing that already exists right now
it just is not happening for us for some reason
yeah also very funny so the feds are dropping charges against the israeli
Citizen Cotton Las Vegas with an illegal biolab after it was cotton LA with an illegal biolab nice
Your ops are also so fucking stupid, what is this?
Assasin's he was me mean as clarification for the Adam shift clip. Yeah, I don't really care about the Adam shift stuff
It's just liberals once again trying to justify why this is happening
The critique of weapons can't defeat the weapon of critique. In history, those who engage in color revolution,
which ever succeeded either went to prison or had money or armies abroad to fight back.
But these are all ancient versions of events. Nowadays, no organized force can resist a state's violent machinery of major power.
Here comes the cane punishment. Is this what the West calls democracy and freedom?
Now they're blatantly persecuting Hassan Ziani. Who's Hassan Ziani?
The freedom of speech some people talk about. So this is what free means. Everyone needs free.
Epiphany and adversity is a classic segment.
The falsely accused minority Muslim of sports genitiversity and wears glasses. What wears glasses?
What are Chinese netizens talking about man? Oh
Zinn
Blowing that off is so soft none of you nerds no sports low amount blowing that off is so soft
It's utterly immaterial and utterly irrelevant brother. I
Don't want the fucking support of Shannon Watts or all of these like
blue, magga, weirdos that are actively fomenting and trying to actively fomenting discontent
and trying to justify the actions of a fucking fascist state that will inevitably come for
them too.
If they're stupid enough, not to recognize the danger this presents.
And on top of that, they don't really have any significant motion where they don't have
any real constituency that they're speaking to.
Who gives a fuck?
Let them chirp from the sidelines.
Let them justify why this is totally appropriate.
You know?
Yeah, if they want to fucking collaborate with the fascist state to feel powerful because
the fascist state is deciding to eradicate their individual opponents that they should
be on the same side of, okay?
If they want to do that, let them churn.
That a content creator, podcaster, streamer, whatever is being subpoenaed by the federal
government for an aid trip to a country that the federal government is disorienting.
The same federal government that is attacking our voting rights as black people.
And that makes sense to you.
You, you, you, you, you, you allegedly have degrees.
Like it's so funny because they'll be like, first they didn't come for communist podcasters.
They came from black and brown people at immigrants and trans people.
It's like, yeah, you know who was on the fucking side of the people that they were coming for?
Me, okay?
I was.
We were.
We were always there.
We never stopped advocating for these things.
Even as Democrats were the ones who were saying, oh, we got to drop this trance stuff, actually.
What did we say?
We said, fuck no.
That's ridiculous.
You know what socialists did when Donald Trump became the next president once again?
once again, it's still the fault of the campaign. It's still the fault of the party. It's very
clear that it's the fault of the party. No one outside of the party can actually dictate the
terms of the party because, unfortunately, they don't listen to the masses. They don't listen
to me, certainly. Did you get a subpoena? No, I haven't. I have not received a subpoena.
I'm sorry do you think the poem is about current events also do they think no one invoked that
poem when that shit was going down the audacity to say first they came for the communists after
we just watched immigrants being mass-supported detaining camps with no due process truly emblematic
of a leftist worldview it's only existential if your ideology is on the line yeah as I was busy
protesting against ICE across the country this past year where were you and also where was your favorite content creator?
Yeah, that's the other thing they said this was performative when I was doing it
What did they do instead? Just sit at home and fucking call it performative. There's this doesn't work
Okay, this argument doesn't work for someone like myself
This argument doesn't work for my community because I literally went to the fucking DNC and I told any Democrat I
I told any Democrat that would fucking listen to me at the DNC directly to their face you need to
Counter message against this anti-immigrant sentiment. It's coming from a place of hysteria
You need to lead with conviction. You cannot you cannot concede to the right-wing hysteria on this issue
Because they're going to do mass deportations. You need to communicate to the public. How many times did I say this?
You need to communicate to the public how devastating this is going to look like because I know for a fact
that once it's implemented, okay, once the public,
once the public has recognized how violent mass deportations look like,
they're going to turn on it, they're going to turn on the admin, and that's low and
low, that's exactly what happened, okay, that's exactly what happened.
We've been there. We've been there from the start. We've been warning about this.
It's totally ridiculous that the same liberals that were pushing for business's usual politics
That lost the business as usual politics that lost to the fucking incompetent fascist one more time the incompetent
tyrannical fascist one more time
Don't have to ever
Reconsider how that defeat came they don't have to look at their everything confirms their priors
They don't have to look back. They don't have to do an autopsy
They don't have to comprehend why this defeat came even at a time when
Then the overwhelming majority of the base is demanding changes, demanding radical changes
as a matter of fact.
Also do you think no one invoked a poem when all that shit was going down to?
Yes, actually I do, did not see it once.
Hasan, the subject of this discourse literally used it repeatedly as it many on the left,
not our fault you didn't see it from liberals yet.
You warned about it here in 2024.
like what 20 million let's say there's 20 million migrants to this country that
aren't documented. How do you how exactly are you going to do the mass deportation?
You're going to go start going in the brown neighborhoods with Bortak with the American
Dystopo special weapons and taxes for the Customs and Border Patrol in what the ACLU calls Constitution
Free Zones and you're going to start doing door knocking operations and cast a dragnet over brown
communities and then um put them in uh ccot style like in el salvador uh it's like mass detention
centers mass deportation facilities bro down to fucking ccot i nailed this okay this is before
the election this is before the election okay this interview with dan lebatard was conducted
on august 7th 2024
august 7th 2024 this is before uh comma lost to donald trump and my warning here was
this is an unbelievably violent process and democrats need to fucking explain it
they need to explain it to the public
You're gonna put them in front of one judge 200 at a time because this 20 million people
has a lot of people right you have to make this process as expedient as possible.
So now you're putting 200 people at a time in front of a judge that is declaring them
to be illegal.
Yeah, the violation of due process down to literally every single thing that the Trump
administration did do, okay?
Maybe not 200 people in front of one judge but like a total violation of fucking due
process put them in concentration camps
i mean that's just straight nazi germany stuff
and i don't think anybody's talking about it on those terms which i find to
be
abhorrent i find it but you have to have agreement with like the neither one of
the parties is being reasonable here it's just it it everyone's getting dragged
over to a place that like
i mean what is that did it how is it that we've arrived there like that
that is not anyone's idea of america
in principle
i know and and americans are actually not of one mind on this uh...
uh... if immigration historically is one issue where americans are like
consistently
very sympathetic to migrants on
and also very hit larry in the same breath like these are if you look at
focus groups on immigration
you'll be shocked like a person will unironically say
wait you're on fox with op do away with the fuck
I'll do well says talking about me on Fox News.
Your vision.
My vision is one where every American can afford it.
They're basic thing to do.
God damn it.
My vision is one where you get healthcare when you need it.
My vision is one where our government is not wasting your taxpayer dollars,
dropping bombs on other people's kids.
And instead it's investing in you and your own.
Okay.
So far as I share that with anybody, I share that with a son.
I share that with you.
If that's what you believe in.
But I do think it's kind of crazy when you've had the likes of I don't know Donald Trump on this show
Donald Trump who says he wants to grab people by certain body parts Donald Trump who wants to weaponize the paramilitary force so the Constitution itself
Do you agree with everything Donald Trump has said? Okay, let's move. We'll move this conversation in a productive manner
Okay, I understand you're for Medicaid for all. Oh, it's it's it's unproductive because I'm losing that you are
It's unproductive because it's indefensible. Sorry. We're moving on talking points out
the audience now knows, that is what you stand for.
But the idea that because I interview President Donald Trump is the same as you campaigning
with Hassan Piker is absurd.
You talk about platforming and cancellation.
Those are not the same things as standing side by side with someone when you campaign.
So you asked, now let me ask you, would you invite President Donald Trump on the stage
with you?
I think the answer you're gonna give me is no.
And you're gonna tell me because you disagree.
I would love to be on the stage.
No, no, I'm not talking about debate.
I'm not talking about debate.
You're playing a slick word game. I'm not talking about
Side-by-side as you campaign with somebody would debate exactly the same issues that have to do with the answers
You want to stand with you to rally do you want his endorsement? No
Okay, why do you want that?
Because I don't believe that Donald Trump believes in the same world view that I just share with you
But it's on piker does care they need but it's on piker does a lot more for giving people high health care and not fighting
Do you believe America deserve 9-11? I started there for the last three weeks. No, I don't
First of all, first of all ridiculous question because here's this game. This is why the big one the the media
This is why they hate the media. Yes, it's got you game because he said something one time
You think I automatically believe that now that you campaign with him by their body if you campaign with them
You're acting like you have a social acquaintance. Are you debating?
clearly you can't paint with him but you have this idea that people need to
know what you preach this this this doesn't work this doesn't work when
someone doubles down you look like a you look like a bitch okay this is
literally what CNN and all these other outlets used to do to the fucking
Republicans and Republicans would push back and that's why they kept winning
No, no, you don't understand
That's where it comes from. Okay, well, I suggest to you as you move forward like my answer
You don't like the fact that I keep giving you the answers to the questions. You really should be asking
What is it that you want to do for the people you can do a wonderful interview with yourself?
I had I want to make sure that they can afford a living wage. He's mad as fuck
I understand those music every same water, but you're not asking me that and when I asked you about whether or not you had
You actually put your own gas you didn't answer the question because you are so my own guess
We don't have any other way to do it in Texas
We don't have
How much you pick your gas last time I paid a lot gas prices are up right now and every America's
And you you are not asking me about that the question is whether or not Americans believe
Okay, that you keep defending you keep talking over each other
We're talking over each other consistently, and the reason is-
Ah, he's mad!
Get mad, bitch!
Come on, come on!
I know your positions, and I've put forward some of those positions.
I know you're opposed to the war in a round, I know you're for Medicare for all.
But you have other questions you have to answer.
Last week you and I texted, and you were still going to have an invitation on the show to
have these long conversations.
There'll be many people in the watching audience who do not appreciate that.
But I think both the people who could vote for you, support you, and oppose to you need
to understand where you are in deeper positions. And you have given plenty of reason for people
to understand and question those things. I don't think you've answered those directly
today, but I'm always willing to continue to have that conversation with you. I truly
am, Mr. Sayed.
Well, look, I would love that opportunity. In the future, ask me questions about what
I want to do for people to stay in Michigan, but they got you again that we keep playing.
It's why people are so frustrated with our politics right now. Okay, so I'm happy to
answer your questions. I'll take that. I'll take that. I'll take that. I'll take that.
If I can offer you under advisement as well, when someone asks you a question, think about
answering it directly and don't come with your direct talking points.
I am not depriving you of time.
I am not depriving you of time.
I've given you a chance to talk about Medicare for all.
What I want to know if you secretly agree with someone who believes America deserve
9-11.
I want to know what you were in there, what you'd be talking about on your 2, 3, and
4 of your senatorial tenure.
That's what I truly want to know, Mr. Syed.
You really want to know.
Let me answer your question.
Let me answer your question.
You asked one question.
Last, last, last answer.
Try not to make it long.
What I'm going to be talking about on yours two, three, and four is the same thing I'm
talking about right now, which is getting money out of politics, putting money in your
pocket and passing Medicare for all that.
You may not agree with-
Oh, shit.
Got cooked.
Oh, here we go.
We have to watch a fucking sequence of ads again, probably.
Oh, god damn it.
What the hell?
All right, someone send me a better link.
By the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, it doesn't work.
Like if I put the ablogger on, it just doesn't work.
I can't watch any longer, unfortunately.
Yeah.
I was on a GIF Firefox, no, I'm not going to change everything in my life, okay?
For all, that's a worthy conversation.
I hope that we and I, I hope, and this is the point of today's conversation.
We don't have to have a conversation about the concept of citizenship and enforcing America's
laws.
That's the point in trying to get this done ahead of time, Mr. Saeed.
And I'll continue to have that absolutely in the future.
I got to run.
It's already, everybody wonders about television.
16 Minutes is an eternity.
I'll give you the equal amount of time the next time you come back.
I appreciate your time today.
I look forward to it.
Hopefully we'll spend the time talking over each other.
I agree.
All right.
A mixed day on Wall Street.
The Dow closed.
Uh, so basically you will be on Fox News every hour today.
Yeah.
Like Fox News is turning up anytime anytime Donald Trump is in a state of panic anytime Donald Trump is cooked
Like for example, there was supposed to be a ceasefire deal that was imminent
And now he's like fucking it up because Israel didn't like it all of a sudden boom Fox News is like well
We got to do the Hassan piker power hour
Let's go through
Why Hassan piker is the most important thing in the media?
They're gonna have Walter Masterson on because they don't think that he's being sarcastic
My plan for solving the housing crisis one arrest the Sampiker to name every street after Charlie Kirk three
Nationwide ban on three trans athletes that play volleyball
This is by the way I
Mean this genuinely I
Mean this genuinely this is
Straight up going to be the midterm strategy for the Republican Party
And guess what? When you have a fucking radical agenda that's not so radical, that is actually very appealing to the broadest masses,
you can always turn around and say, hey man, I want to pay for Medicare for all. I want to make sure that everybody has health care.
And your opposition will turn around and go, but what about Hassan Piker? What about Hassan Piker?
Don't you think you should condemn a fucking Twitch streamer? You look like an asshole.
This is literally the Zoran method. It's not even the Zoran method. It's something that I've
Wished for begged for Democrats to do for fucking years and finally we have arrived
So of course, I'm elated of course
I'm excited to see it in action because this is exactly what I kept fucking talking about over and over again if you have a
Bold policy platform that directly tackles some of the most important issues that are that are facing Americans
The American working class and you keep saying if you keep staying on message you say no
We're gonna do that Medicare for all money in your pockets
Take the money away from Israel take the money away from the defense contractors and fix the goddamn healthcare system
Enough is enough when you say that and your opposition goes. What about trans people?
Why won't you talk about the three trans people or your opposition turned around and says like well?
What about a twitch streamer a twitch streamer that's offended me and that's far worse
It's like dude. You're talking to a fucking future senator big dog. I
I think he's got more important things to focus on. Okay?
Do you see do you see how fucking stupid this shit is?
Do you see how wonderful it is when you actually have
Something to defend when you actually have a platform to stand on all of a sudden your opposition looks silly
Idiotic worried about nonsensical bullshit that most Americans don't give a fuck about most Americans don't know who the fuck I am
Okay
Oh
Oh, it's so good. It's so good to watch it in action. It's like watching my theory of
Change play itself out in real time to glorious success. Oh my god. Oh
My fucking god and meanwhile once again, it's not even a fucking joke
Fox News's midterm strategy is covering me according to the internet archive
Fox knows that the same number of May segments mentioned is on piker as segments mentioning Jeffrey Epstein
You know how it goes once people hit the focus on button
They inevitably get out at his pedals with some other kind of freak this means Fox and republics and it hit the back
The focus on monkeys pause soon. Hopefully inshallah
Problem is they've already been there, right? And it doesn't really matter. That's like the the grand old pedophiles party, right?
That's what the GOP stands for as you know. What is this?
Liberal influences have been completely silent about Cuba and and and Palestine celebrating Trump for targeting a son
Actually, Kojima, hi. I am Kojima.
Oro? Nani? Nandattewa yo? Kojima-sama! Kojima-sama! Hitoyo Kojima-sama! Arigotagozaimasu!
My conservative MAGA family is now obsessed with you ever since Fox started talking about
you.
They claim you've indoctrinated me into communism and that the government is going to take their
money and give it to the lazy to buy unsalted peanuts and hard boiled eggs to feed the
crows.
I don't know if I should cut off contact with them or now try to reason with them.
Fucking Christ.
I can't believe I still eat that jibate, dude.
Do better jibates.
Like, how can I rewind the broadcast if you covered this important issue?
Well, let me tell you at the top of the hour, or sometimes the middle of the hour, sometimes
20 minutes into the hour. Instead of running a 3 minute or 1 minute ad break, which I used
to do when I had a contract, I will remind you that all you need to do is subscribe.
If you want to, if you're like, oh my God, Hasan, how can I support this stream? How
can I support this broadcast? How can I support you? You're in the fucking crosshairs. You're
getting attacked because you're unbossed and unbought and you're not accountable to
any corporate entity. Well, that's because I'm accountable to you only. The Piker Broadcasting
service, PBS, the People's Broadcasting Service is sponsored by you, the people, and it's
for you, the people. That's right. No ads on the broadcast, just subscriptions. If you
would like to, you can voluntarily subscribe. You can gift subs to others as well. Some
of the many amenities that you get through that voluntary subscription is that some of
some of the amenities is being able to rewind if you're watching from a
desktop, sending me links if you would like to do so with no guarantees that I
will click on them.
What is this?
Who knows, him being subpoenaed is hot. Yeah, probably won't look good on your
background but it did make you hotter. Everybody likes to die with a criminal
background. It's gonna be Luigi Mangione vibes inside the courtroom.
Everybody's trying to get picture everybody's trying to arm out like there's gonna be a little protest in front of the court
Michael flu score. Thank you for the hundred give the subs. Hey, I I would like not for that not to happen
I'll be honest like don't worry, but if you'll be fine. I hope us on biker knows him being subpoenaed
Will you condemn Burt for Burt's participation on January 6
Iced.
Will Kane had Abdul El Sayed on to get cooked again, by the way, which is so funny.
Let's take a look.
She would like to abolish ice.
Now, what I would like to ask you is, ice is simply the enforcement mechanism for democratically
elected laws of the people.
Now, for a party who has talked about the threat to democracy, is it your position that
you do not want to see the will of the people, the democratically elected laws enforced?
First of all, Will, you and I both know that in election.
Fuck Adam Schiff.
He's fine, Violet.
He's up.
Dude, please stop sending me this fucking op, dude.
This guy is literally a paid agent, okay?
I did not know who the fuck this guy was, but apparently he has old tweets, shitting
on Do Nothing Democrats, shitting on Israel, and then all of a sudden, the money faucet
turns in the opposite direction, and all he's focusing on is whatever the fuck those
like group chats are focusing on. Yes, chatters. Liberals are finally coordinating, okay? A
lot of paid liberals are finally doing this kind of propaganda. At a time when fascism
is literally at our doorstep, when fascism is here, what the fuck are the coordinated
liberal, centrist influencers focusing on? A person to their left that happens to be
in the crosshairs of the fascist administrative apparatus. Who gives a fuck? The more I pay
attention to them, the more they feel emboldened. They get more influence from being mentioned
here even in a negative manner. Okay? It's very stupid. It's most likely also
So Hosbara dollars, okay, I genuinely think, I genuinely think, legitimately think that
this is not only just the centrist Democrats that are obviously putting the clamp on here
and hoping that like something happens where they take care of this annoying nuisance that
is playing a role in like changing the makeup of the party.
But I certainly think that there is probably payments happening because it's not a secret
that israel is one of my ops
i have government ops
they've tripled their fucking has been a budget
and one of the things that they're doing instead of like winning the
messaging war because they can't be somebody fucking hate israel because all
the dog shit violent things that they've done
what are they doing instead
they're doing this
there
it their inability to tackle the message encounter signal
is leading them to try to disparage the messenger
that's all this is
in large the immigration law is not
criminal law immigration law is civil law it's like getting a parking ticket
so the idea that we should have a paramilitary force that is weaponized on
our streets to enforce
civil law seems to me to be a bit over the top particularly considering the fact
that the current president
is weaponizing the ice against the idea of the rule of law itself.
The idea that they should just be covered by Stephen Miller and Donald Trump without
any enforcement around basic warrant law or the Constitution itself.
That to me is frustrating.
Now, I want to pivot just quickly because I do want to ask you, do you pump your own
gas?
Well, before we start talking about when I pump my own gas, I appreciate the interesting
having a conversation, but what I would suggest is I'm conducting this interview and I want
to ask you about your positions.
My interest today is you are running for Senate, no excuse me, you are running for Senate in
the state of Michigan.
What I am curious about as you conduct the tour targeted at counties that voted for both
Joe Biden and President Donald Trump is exactly how extreme or moderate your positions might
be.
I'm not running for elected office.
So my position on current gas prices is of immaterial to the audience.
positions as seeking elected office are what's important and what i would like
to figure out
is whether or not you believe in the rule of law is simply not true that
uh... breaking points iran grim covered your subpoena event
this country illegally
if you want to know enforcement mechanism for it what i see as you
advocating for lawlessness
and when i see you say things like you did on your hands feet and one moment
When I see things like you put on your ex-feet, which you did delete, like,
immigrants are American, refugees are American, undocumented people are American.
Whoa.
Whoa.
How could he say such a radical thing?
Whoa.
Excuse me, sir.
Do you stand by this?
Do you stand by this, sir?
Incredible.
Either that or the only real Americans or native Americans you pick, I see you denying
something like the rule of law and the concept of citizenship.
And I'm curious if that's your proposal to the people of Michigan.
So if we want to talk about law enforcement, I do want to bring up the question about the
$1.8 billion Department of Justice big event that Donald Trump wants to hand out to people
who clearly broke our laws laws on January 6 but I asked the question about gas prices
because I happened to pump my gas just on Memorial Day worst part of my day was having
to pay 82 89 well I thought about the fact that we lost more than a dozen service members
in a war we never should have been fighting to raise those gas prices in the first place
you won't talk about the rule of law there are Mr. opportunities for us to talk about
that.
I don't think you appreciate his position at all.
Kind of feels like you don't appreciate it as a matter of fact.
And yes, we will be talking about the facility that's on the sidelines here where there's
a lot of active protest taking place.
There's a hunger strike inside of the Delaney facility in New Jersey, an immigrant detention
facility where they currently have locked up like one of the one of the leaders of one
of the actual leaders of the protest movement to other situation is there's people like
this you are a protectors been out here and you have a dirty mouth but okay so you have
a dirty mouth you're a Nazi bitch
that's just what we deal with so just for people that want to know what it's like to cover these protests it's
constant with this this is what these people do they want people who are in this country illegally
to be released out onto the streets DHS says that's what they're gonna not be doing
Nazi bitch that's what you are and so beast mode beast mode wow you have a potty mouth shut up
Shut up! Israel First Congressman Randy Swine trying to criminalize America's
citizens for excelling the speech rights while the administration takes record
amounts of foreign brides is quite something. Your thoughts on these latest
allegations against Piker? Well, both of these individuals are funded by
overseas influencers that support terrorism. I mean, I have to deal with
these code-pink... I'm funded by my audience, motherfucker. That's it. Okay? The
the only people that fund me
is voluntary subscriptions that i get i don't even fucking run ads
i don't even have i'd be restrictions on my contest so other people that
post my videos online can make money off of it
that's the piker broadcasting service motherfucker
all they're getting paid by foreign uh... influencers or foreign influences
or whatever the fucking was trying to say
bull shit
i don't even get paid by american or western corporation let alone fuckin foreign
governments.
But of course, because these dipshits only know one speed, because they only know one reality,
which is a reality where you can only take a position if you're getting paid to take said position,
that they just assume, in the case of ultimate projection, that
other people don't have moral convictions either. Other people don't believe the things that they're saying either, because after all,
Well, Randy Fine doesn't believe half the shit that he advocates for.
You mean you grant the revocable license to your supporters that you can revoke at will,
right?
Yes.
I mean, it ticks on Capitol Hill when they come around and they shut up because I always
demand that they tell me how much they're getting paid and they don't want to answer
that question.
They went to Cuba if they interfered with our sanction policy, federal policy that they
should go to jail.
And in the case of Hasan Piker, I hope it goes one step further.
He's from Turkey.
I hope we denaturalize and we deport him and send him back.
He knows that's not how this works, okay?
Not only is he just wrong, he's just fucking lying and he's projecting, right?
But that's not how this stuff works, man.
Randy swine little piggy
That's not how the shit works. The fuck are you talking about people who love America?
These are not people to share American values
These are the enemy within and we need to deal with them accordingly and yet the the left seems so enamored with piker
Why is that?
because the
You see they're trying to use his clip for the subpoena shit in Cuba. Would you be down? I?
Old clip of a son piker saying the Cuban government facilitated infrastructure for him to stream in the country effectively providing a basis for
I saw to arrest bikers of foreign agent. That's not how this works, man.
I love Cuba. Oh yeah. You'd be down. Yeah.
I think I know there was they,
the Cuban government actually hit my contact from the embassy and told them that if
the only thing stopping us on coming to Cuba was the consistent internet access,
we can make it happen. Yeah. Cuba is sick.
By the way, that literally didn't happen. Ironically enough,
they were wrong about it, but it doesn't even fucking matter.
And once again, yes, dude. Yes. I I this is not illegal
What the fuck is wrong with these people? Can you imagine this being illegal like okay? I'm gonna explain something to you guys
Okay, I'm gonna explain something to you guys for example. I'm going to the UK
Okay, when I'm in the UK, I will probably
Hang out with Zach Polanski the leader of the Green Party. Could you imagine if people are like what?
What do you mean?
I don't understand. He's talking to a foreign politician ahead of a party. This is unbelievable.
Like, that's what you fucking sound like. None of this is illegal, okay? As an American citizen,
you can literally be in correspondence with individuals in another country. The American
restrictions on this stuff are fucking idiotic. I have a journalism visa. What the fuck are you
talking about and what's really funny about it is that every single media outlet that goes to Cuba
does this as well CNN Al Jazeera ABC fucking Fox News every goddamn every goddamn American news
outlet that has been to Cuba has done this so a lot of people don't realize that so they think oh
my god oh my god there's like this is illegal shit this is illegal shit that's what's going on here
clearly illegal brother major western outlets live broadcast from Iran while
we are fucking bombing Iran okay what the fuck are you talking about it's so
funny that they're like, nope, we got him. God, he's so stupid. He's like volunteering this information
that he's doing crimes. How stupid can one be? I don't know if I'm the stupid one between you
and I. I mean, look, the government might try to fucking turn this into a criminal operation. It's
very clear that they're trying to make it seem like there is wrongdoing in any of this because
they're insane and they want to fucking silence dissent. That's the ultimate goal here. But it's
very stupid to be like, oh, well, this is, you know, this is a foreign agent.
This stupid as fuck. As much of the left hates America now, that's been the most disheartening
thing about my year in Congress. 30 years ago, Republicans and Democrats had different ways
to make America successful, but both sides loved America and wanted it to be successful.
A large percentage of the Democrats who serve in Congress hate.
Yeah, I want America to be successful. You want Israel to be successful. You fucking piece of
shit. That's all you care about, dumbass. I care about Americans. You care about whatever
fucking corporate donors sponsor your nonsense and also Israel. That's it.
America and of course the fucking agent of the Israeli state that very openly and very
consistently places the needs of Israel over the needs of Americans and certainly as constituents
would assume that I must also be a fucking foreign agent. Seek its destruction. If you
think Elon Omar and Rashida Tlaib want a successful United States, you are out of your mind. But they
anyway, who gives a fuck fuck this guy?
let's finish this oh here's also Debbie Wasserman Schultz speaking of like Israel
first there's on the fucking Democratic Party side as well there is obviously a
shit ton of that happening but here let's watch this real quick about
whatever is being subpoenaed by the federal government for an a-trip to a
country that the federal government is disparantizing the same federal
government that is attacking our voting rights as black people and that makes
sense to you you you you you you allegedly have degrees you allegedly do
this work you you let your attacking allegedly the same federal government
Flying to different states, going on marches, walking in our ancestors, footsteps at the
Capitol, in your local communities, fighting for mutual aid, fighting for people to care
about what's happening because they should care, and you're happy that the same federal
government is attacking someone who went on an aid trip, and that is smart to you.
You are treating what the federal government is doing as a roast, as petty beef, like we're
on motherfucking Bravo.
This is what you want to spend your time in here, parading what the federal government
is doing to a white man.
What the fuck do you think it's going to do to your undeniably black Negro ass?
Do I need to call you a slur for you to get in?
Not only are you feeling the happy feelings, that's already something to sit on there,
this couch for but you're sharing them publicly on the same platform where you
trash the federal government, you are parading what the federal government is doing and that's smart to you I can't get over that being smart to you
not even being subpoenaed for like racism or or something he's being subpoenaed for aid
They're being subpoenaed for helping give aid
The same aid you want black people to receive what?
You are over
I'm also speaking of agents for a foreign state that will never be hit with a motherfucking
fairer violation
let's look back at
michigan u.s. senate candidate hailey stevens
Dude, what is the Christmas lights in the background dude?
What an insane dude can you imagine saying this about any other country?
I love doing this shouts out to Estonia, but I love putting Estonia as a substitute country
for Israel Estonia comes to me in my dreams every day.
think of Estonia the greatest nation on earth we will forever hold Estonia to the highest regard
it's awesome
it's fucking awesome
It's fucking awesome. Anyway, let's see what oh this is from cause latest video which we will be watching
We will be seated for it and we will be watching yeah true and on has sounded of refute the network
He mapped it that hit home stew you've identified perfectly what happened here
Do you want me to further lay out a point-by-point analysis of Roy singham's activities or search for other organizations that might be connected to his network?
Let's delve into this. You think it's chat GPT? That's like frying everyone's brains by the way.
Like if you just use, if you use like a chat GPT ass yet, like they have a whole ass section on
publicly funnig organization. They're just so fucking stupid. Fox News is so stupid they couldn't
even bother Google Hasan's place of birth. They just assumed he was born in Turkey. Yeah.
I genuinely don't understand. I said everything revealed is available on Wikipedia, but this
Manhattan Institute weirdo paid the clip for my stream, writes a sinister summary through
chatGPT, and every single moron on this website starts hallucinating that there's a comprehensive
investigation and I'm snitching. This website is making everyone on it dumber and prone
to hallucination.
I don't know what the fuck's going on, but it's not good that this many people are this
stupid. Also, I don't even know if this is real or not. This is USA Today. I can't tell
if there's an additional House Oversight investigation or something. The House Oversight
committees open a formal investigation of far-left Schumer, Sondpiker, the co-founders of Copaig over the March of the Cuba
Builders Humanitarian Aid Mission.
But which prosecutors and congressional investigators now allege functions the propaganda operation on behalf of the Cuban Communist regime in violation of U.S.
Sanctions law.
Further report, Piker and his fellow activists. Like, guys, you do understand.
Okay.
There's no payment here.
Like, this is just my personal opinion as an American citizen.
It is directly not only as an American citizen
But as well as a member of the media that got a journalism visa the things that I am saying about Cuba that I have said for years
About Cuba even before I went to Cuba are all not only totally moral
Okay, but also
Unfortunately for all of these people that are fucking chirping
constitutionally protected
okay
U.S. born Israeli USA today best-selling novelist
Like this is not how this war you can't just be like I because look
Reduced to its fucking bare bones
If you just like
if you just
Pull
Some of the fucking strings that is like sloppily holding this together
Everything on wines because the argument being presented here is I don't like what he said
About a foreign adversary
So he should be punished for it
criminally
Okay
Do you understand?
Oh my god, this is so funny as she St. Clair is now trying to smash a Sompiger third baby on the way I guess
Elon Musk is no longer following Ian Miles. Oh my god. Oh my god, that's fucking hilarious. Oh my god
You're writing your own bullshit while being on stream. Do you understand? What does that even mean? What are you trying to say here?
Plus Han is like a boy band singing I will not be ignored so what is your idea of pausing
nowadays you don't care obviously clap cinema fat fat fat art hard idiot
You need a proper dick then says one talking to camera you you basically say gay you you
Oh my god, why do I engage with some of these motherfuckers, man?
It's crazy.
I know you said you might lift the embargo, but he's a little,
but here's a little taste.
I know, I know, I know.
I'm going to fucking watch the Glingrew.
I saw some clips of it.
He cooked your honor.
I'm afraid to report that he cooked.
Yeah, Ben Givir says Israel will not allow Trump to make a deal with Iran.
Bad agreement for Israel.
First of all, there's something called the real thing, which is human life.
A bad agreement for the state of Israel can harm human life.
I know that Prime Minister Netanyahu and all of us as members of the cabinet, both a small cabinet and a large cabinet,
as the government of Israel cannot allow this to happen.
But this is a bad agreement.
This is an agreement that can harm the state of Israel.
And we will not allow this to happen.
A bad agreement will not happen.
It cannot happen because in the end, the agreement is bad.
It has nothing to do with the elections or with animals.
Oh, nice. Okay.
Oh
If each of our bank of yours says it's a bad agreement and it cannot happen. Well, I guess yes, sir. I
Guess all we can do is comply, right
Anyway, I think this guy misunderstood either there's a new oversight committee investigation that just got revealed and I haven't heard of it
Or this guy is too stupid and doesn't understand that it's just a treasury thing that he's like repeating
over a recent trip he took to Cuba
with a group of fellow leftists.
Piker and the co-founders of anti-war group Code Pink
are caught up in a federal investigation
into whether activists violated US sanction laws
on that trip and similar ones.
It was built as a humanitarian aid mission,
but Piker and his fellow activists use the trip
to openly promote the Cuban regime
and protest for US embargo.
They say,
What do you mean?
Dog!
None of this is illegal!
What the fuck are you saying?
Just because you want it to be illegal doesn't mean!
It's so crazy, like what?
As an American citizen, I can't have an opinion on this fucking idiotic embargo
that's like, devastating the Cuban life.
What is happening, man?
Do people get so fucking stupid that they sincerely believe this or are they wish casting and other people are so dumb that they agree with the wish casting and think a wish casting is the same as like what's actually taking place, right?
It doesn't make any fucking sense dog if you get to speak before a house committee on live TV
about to become every wine mom and America's personal hero we'll see luxury hotels they met
with communist officials even as the island grapples with a deepening economic crisis piker of course
blames that crisis on president trump i'm here in hibana cuba right now on a humanitarian yeah i
I wonder why I wonder why I'm doing it because I have fucking eyes and a brain dude
Ignition yeah going on a admission and telling everyone this is your fault
You deserved is to be in compliance with US law, which by the way, isn't a US law. That's not a there is no
there is
Restrictions on what you can and can't do okay, however
however
One of the restrictions is actually placed upon the American government
by the motherfucking Constitution.
And that is that the American government
cannot stop an American citizen
from believing the things that they believe
and saying the things that they believe.
It's called the first motherfucking amendment.
Okay?
I hope people are...
You know, I hope people are grasping what's taking place here.
Okay? Because the argument here is devastating.
It's devastating and unconstitutional, and it's terrifying if implemented because the argument here is if you
Have a different opinion than me
On what you see with your own two fucking eyes what you experienced with your with your heart your soul your brain and you
Communicate that reality then you should be criminally charged and punished
That is fucking insane
And before people say, oh, excuse me
And they're trying to get to you on the sanctions violations like yeah dumbass
They're not gonna literally design a case
That's so stupid that they're just gonna be like we don't like what he said about Cuba. So we're fucking arresting him
Okay
Of course, they have to try to hold on to anything no matter how fucking stupid or silly it is
My goal here today is to bring awareness to what my government in the United States of
America has done to the Cuban population, one of the most ridiculous.
What is this?
This is the last day I'm watching you.
and investigated you see if what people say about you is true but you are just anti-american
everything in pro dictatorships you deserve jail brother your username is restore the holy roman
empire and you are demanding that this administration behave like a dictatorship for what you suspect is
me defending dictatorships between you and i there's only one guy that is defending dictatorships
And I'm not even talking about like the concept of a dictator that stems from the holy Roman Empire
Ironically enough, okay?
But you are straight up saying no, I want America to be a dictatorship
Where we punish political dissent
Locked in, locked in on Beebe's dick. True.
Listen, Vargos, of all time, there's only gotten more deadly as time has gone on.
Pyger claims he is not the target of the investigation. Instead, he says the feds are after prominent pro-China donor Neville Roy Singham.
quote I think that ultimately the target is probably singham in his operation
from PSL to answer coalition to code pink like anything that he has ever
financed. Piker, code pink and singham did not respond to Fox Digital's request
for c-
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do that.
Anyway, have they served you yet?
No, they have yet to serve me.
We obviously got a lot to talk about as far as Israel first Democrats.
there's two of them that are out there right now that are, you know, making waves currently.
One is Debbie Wasserman Schultz, and then the other is Jake Auction Kloss. I don't know if I'm
saying his name correctly. But there's more Fox News coverage, and obviously we'll get to that.
Is Larry sounds like they know they can't do anything's users show a slanderer name of the public eye. Yeah
Have you thought about dodging being served no I
Have not I don't even know if that's a thing you can do. I'm fairly certain that might actually be illegal and no
I'm just you know I
Am where I am
There was a breaking points video on this as well aside from the Patrick B. David video
But let's take a look at Carl Kalinsky my
terrorist imperialist bloodthirsty death cult of
Are you still a numbers guy? Yeah, I'm an am a numbers guy. I'm a numbers guy. I am a numbers guy
Okay, I'm a numbers guy. You already know it. So the fascist. I chat to PT it. I grok it
You know how it is Vinny. I know you're the funny guy. I'm a number and my numbers guy
You already know terrorist imperialist bloodthirsty death cult of maga and the trope regime
They are now openly targeting political opponents in the most disgusting way
imaginable so look at this federal officials have
Allegedly subpoenaed Hassan piker and code pinks Medea Benjamin over aid mission of Cuba
the Treasury Department has targeted the pair as part of an investigation into whether activists
violated U.S. sanctions in delivering medicine and medical equipment to Cuba. So here's one of the
problems with this. They didn't actually violate sanctions. In fact, they go out of their way and
they bend over backwards to make sure they are abiding by all of the rules, all the laws, all
the regulations. In fact, as Hassan himself pointed out, this appears to be the case that Fox News
or the Trump regime, or both, fell for a viral post that claimed that Hassan was staying at a hotel
which is not on the U.S. government approved list, which means he's, you know, economically benefiting
the regime in Cuba, and therefore to crime, and therefore he can be charged. There was some viral
right-wing slop post that claimed that. Meanwhile, it's totally untrue, completely and utterly made up.
They followed the rules, followed the regulations, went to the approved list of hotels, went
you know, down the path that they're supposed to go down. Meanwhile, there is somebody who actually did
violate U.S. law in going to Cuba and staying at one of the incorrect hotels.
The kid's name is Nick Shirley. Yes, Nick Shirley was just in Cuba making some bullshit propaganda
documentary and that, and he violated the rules and the regulations and the laws. But of course,
the chances of the Trump regime going after Nick Shirley are roughly zero percent, and the chance
of them going after Hassan is, of course, very, very high. Now, by the way, I said allegedly subpoenaed
because Assad has actually not been served to subpoena yet, neither has CodePink or Medea Benjamin,
none of them have actually been served subpoenas, so there's some speculation that maybe this is
Fox News taking a viral post and running with it without actually having sources within the
Trump regime, within the government. However, I do fear, even if that is the case, I do fear
you will immediately see the Trump regime sort of jump on this and try to bring it to fruition,
Because here's the thing guys, they don't get, they might even know, oh this is going to go absolutely nowhere, and you know, it's going to ultimately end in arc humiliation, but that's not the point, it doesn't matter.
As long as they, it's not really about Hassan, it's not really about Code Pinker, Medea Benjamin, it's about everybody else who's thinking of bucking the regime, everybody else who's thinking about helping one of these countries which we are terrorizing and destroying and starving to death.
That's the point. It's to strike fear into people in the same way. They went after James Comey multiple different ways every single way failed
Instantly fell apart, but the point is the headlines the point is
You know the the fear that you put in
Maga critics maga dissidents like hey shut the fuck up. Hey, don't criticize us too much
Hey, maybe we'll muck up some charges against you and of course the fucking irony of all of this is
Trump never shut the fuck up about the political persecution of Biden and the Democrats going after me in all the January section and shit
And it's like no you idiot. They went after you be a big W for Nick Shirley by the way
Underrated criminally underrated ironically enough that Nick Shirley straight up was like, you know funding the Cuban state respect
Like I guess you get to do that
It's one of the amenities of being a an American
propagandist where they they're just like oh yeah no stay at whichever hotel you want King
you know
Nixon only Nixon gets to go to China yeah only Nixon can go to China only Nick Shirley can stay at a
sanctioned
Cuban state government run hotel
Nick Shirley more of a revolutionary than you bitch. True.
Because you're actually a criminal you're charged with 91 crimes you're 34 times convicted felon you actually committed multiple crimes
You found libel in a civil court for tax fraud and insurance fraud and business fraud you are a career criminal
There's no doubt about the January 6ers how many them are fucking pedophiles how many them are rapists how many them are murderers
How many of them assaulted cops like no
It's actually upholding the law to go after you idiots and if Biden's justice department if it was so fucking biased
And they were politically persecuting everybody. Why is they went after fucking Bob Menendez?
Why is they let charges go against Hunter Biden? Why is it they went after multiple Democrats?
It turns out there was no political persecution except you guys you're the ones doing the political persecution
I wouldn't want to be Leticia James. I wouldn't want to be James Comey. I wouldn't want to be
Fonnie Willis. I wouldn't want to be any of these people who actually did their fucking job
Jack Smith and like we're trying to hold Trump accountable and now he's like well
I'm gonna make your life a living hell in a fucking mafia boss kind of way just because you inconvenience me
Like get the fuck out of here. So understand something
Why would they target Hassan piker because Hassan piker is everything they hate and everything they can't control and everything
They're scared of Hassan piker. He's out there fighting for Medicare for all. He's out there fighting for free college
He's out there fighting for living wage. He's out there fighting against Israel, bro
I'm gonna take a little bit of that one point seven seven six
Lawfare baby the American government is
Conducting lawfare against me. I am now a victim of
Lawfare baby. I'm going in. I'm going in give me a billion dollars. Give me the billion
That's right. That's right
Call it the Hassan Abbey Abbey slush fund. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Okay, he's out there
fighting against the Epstein class who controls the Trump regime and they can't have that,
especially since now he's getting national prominence, especially since now he's endorsing
Democratic candidates and when he does that, those Democratic candidates are going up 10 points,
like Abdul al-Said, right? So if anything, this is going to backfire. This is going to make Hassan
a bigger figure. He becomes a national figure. He becomes more known. He becomes more loved
by the Democratic voting base because the Democratic voters already love Hassan for what
he stands for if they know him, right? They know him as the tax the rich guy. They know him as the
universal healthcare guy. They know him as the anti-genocide guy. Now he's also being persecuted
by the fat, pedophile, imperialist, rapist, con man president.
War criminal, like fucking asshole.
Now all of them are gonna go,
oh, well I'm definitely on this guy's side.
Again, Medea Benjamin, same thing.
We love Medea Benjamin, we love coping.
Exact same fucking thing.
This just makes them more prominent, more well known.
If you wanted to find a way to get
normie democrats to support us on,
you couldn't have come up with a better plan.
Normie democratic voters now will love this man.
Now this man could fucking run for a high office and win.
That's what you need to understand.
So massive, massive miscalculation. Like I said, it is possible that Fox News
fell into a, you know, fell for a viral tweet that's a lie and ran with this and there wasn't
plans to go after Assad. But my guess is that now, now the fact that they actually did that.
I don't think that, I don't think that's the case. I think that they leaked it.
But they leaked it because they like there, I talked to other people that have like received
actual subpoenas in the past and like federal investigations, things of that nature.
And I've also talked to people who have been told that they were supposed to receive this subpoena
and it went nowhere. And from what I see, from what I understand, the way this works is basically just
The way this works is it's for silencing dissent, like it's just to get people to be scared,
to be worried, and to get them to shut the fuck up, get them to think twice before they
criticize the government.
Now of course, you know anything about me that doesn't work, right?
thought that's not how this works at all. So, you know, it's so not how this works that, ironically
enough, Republicans have decided to analyze my micro movements on my stream when I start the
broadcast to be like, well, he was a little tired today. And you know what that means. That means
There's a federal investigation. He's been arrested. He's actually streaming from a federal penitentiary and the reason
Why he's streaming from a federal penitentiary is to expose the the dark network of funding and he's already
Decided to turn states witness like it's crazy. They're fucking living in La La Land, dude
What the fuck are you saying?
You will see the Trump regime try to scramble to catch up to
do something like this. But of course, there's zero case. There's zero case. By the way, stop
and think about this. They've not arrested any Epstein-class pedophiles, but they're
arresting Hassan or theoretically going to investigate Hassan and subpoena Hassan and
Medea Benjamin for the crime of serving ramen noodles to hungry people, for the crime of
delivering diapers and medical supplies and food to people who need the help, because
our country is illegally embargoing them and starving them and trying to collapse the country.
I mean, what a sick fucking joke.
Uh-oh.
Kyle, don't you know you're not allowed to say these things as an American citizen?
Why, you might ask?
Well, we've decided.
We've decided that it's a no-no thing.
It's not good.
We've decided that you are not allowed to say things.
You're not allowed to say things that hurt my feelings, okay?
There's only one school of thought that is allowed, and that is whatever the government
says.
So, humanitarianism is a crime, but raping children is not, according to these fucking
demons, according to these fucking disgusting fucks.
I'm so sick of them, bro.
I am so sick of these criminals and these terrorists.
We're being run by, like, not only do we not live in a meritocracy, we live in an anti-meritocracy.
being run by the worst people on earth. These people are actually demonic. They're actually
satanic. They actually genuinely are evil and they want they want pain and violence and destruction
for those who even 1% disagree with them. There's not a there's not a a decent bone in any of these
people's bodies. Okay, but I'm not done because we also have this. Look at this. Nick Fuentes says,
if Trump wants to win us back, putting this on piker in prison forever would be a good start.
14,000 Groyper likes ladies and gentlemen Laura Loomer
The woman who allegedly sucks off the president and controls her like modern-day
Rasputin President Trump can unite the entire country by having Hassan Piker arrested. It's his destiny
Wow, also is that a little play on words?
I see there because a little guy by the name of destiny and I do mean little a little guy by the name of destiny also is
Excited about this and thinks it's awesome. This is fucking putrid wretched repulsive disgusting fucking shit
None of these people believe in anything none of them believe in anything like I said at the core
They're they're an empty black void of morality and intelligence and it's just I don't like this person because they have more
Cloud than me so I hope their life is fucking ruined and I hope the government fucking
You know destroys them like what a sick joke man. You can what about that other guy?
What's his name to raw to real or of he's a was a big Kamala stand. Oh, yeah out there basically cheering on Trump
Yes, you heard me correctly.
Cheering on Trump and saying like,
well, you deserve this because even though Hassan voted
for Kamala, you didn't break out your pom-poms strongly enough
and fucking cheer for her.
Therefore, you fucking deserve this.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
The pettiness, the vindictiveness, how embarrassing.
And you people want to lead a movement?
That's what you want to do?
You want to lead a movement?
You want to bring us out of this fucking fascist
tellscape that we're in, like the opposite of leaders.
These people are deeply, deeply unserious.
Again, the fact of the matter is he's being targeted
for being a decent person.
He's being targeted for being a left winger.
This is, somebody said, this is quite literally the poem
of like, first they came for the communists, right?
Like this, that's what this is.
First they came for the socialists.
That's what this is.
And you're gonna sit there and fucking cheer it on.
Well, guess what?
You're on that list.
They make no distinction between you and him.
Do you not understand that?
destiny to raw to real fucking any
and by the way let me be clear there's no like no democratic voters are
cheering us on it's only like
weird
that's the other thing
these guys are just yelling into the void
they're yelling into the void where the algorithm owned by a fucking uh...
billionaire psychopath who despises me
will boost
their focus on compilations
but there is no real
like audience for this stuff there's no real market demand for this stuff
right
the k have ninety percent waggles of dillian comes on youtube videos telling
them you voted for her camera yet they
they are
not only on principle
okay
but they're also rich here
they're they're not only on principle
but they're yelling to no one like there is no rallying cry
there is no rallying cry in the real world amongst liberals most liberals
don't know this is even going on because it hasn't like made waves
the the uh... adult newspapers
like associated press new york times like they're not covering the story yet
because
uh... we don't know if it's even real right we don't even know if there's an
actual subpoena right is fox news covered it
i have not been served
for that reason
Most, most Democrats don't even know about this yet.
Most adults don't even know about this, right?
However, however, that hasn't stopped liberals
from, liberals on Twitter from entertaining this
as like a major W.
And what's really weird about it is,
what are they gonna do when this does hit the fucking
airwaves and APs talking about it,
New York Times talking about it,
all these other outlets are starting to talk about
like this is a this is very clearly an attempt to silence activism to stop
activism that the administration doesn't like to to maybe tackle the first
amendment what the fuck do these guys do then I guess it doesn't really matter
because they found themselves deliberately on the 10% side of a 90
10 issue is real right so I guess they don't really care if they're on the 90
10 side on the 10% side on another 90 10 issue which will turn into this
Like it's so strange how they're just motivated by personal animus and have no comprehensive vision whatsoever, right?
They just immediately react
What is this I
I will defend his nominee condemns the Uyghur genocide here you go can't wait for you to move the goalpost though
And I call that shit out all the time
Treatment of the Uyghurs in Xinjiang
cultural genocide
All that sort of
unacceptable shit that they engage in
To be honest even calling the liberals too much credit. I don't even represent more like 10% of lives
Yeah, I mean though. Yeah, he's gonna fucking move the goalpost. He's gonna move the goalpost and he's gonna turn around
I mean this person I believe is already
Yeah, he's blocked me. No look at that
Media plundit freaks who are way too online they make no distinction you and I son are exactly the same
To them they view oh, there's no difference between you guys. You're all left of center like that's all they need to know
They throw us all in fucking camps if they could they're already doing that with ice
God forbid you're you're an immigrant God forbid you make a joke about Charlie Kirk God forbid your pro-Palestine
They will lock you up or kick you out of the motherfucking country people have been tortured and raped in fucking secon
You're building concentration camps all across this country for the ice-custapo thugs for Trump's paramilitary
And you're gonna sit there and cheer on when a prominent left winger gets targeted
For doing humanitarianism, you're gonna cheer that on? You're gonna support that?
No soul. No soul, no morality, no ethics, no consistency. It is fucking embarrassing. It is pathetic.
Put aside your childish petty... Who gives a fuck about your childish petty internet beef?
Are you serious? This is the real fucking world that we're talking about here.
What a sick joke. Never in a million years will you ever see me cheer on.
on if the Trump regime goes after you know a neoliberal online creator never in a million
years would I sit there and cheer that shit on because yeah it's bullshit and I haven't and I even
defended motherfucking sex pestany when he was in the crosshairs so like what's really crazy about
these guys was really crazy about so many of these people is like they keep going Hasan would never
do this for us it's like no I have though and that's why they had to like desperately find
That's why they had to desperately find like any clip that they could where it's like me fucking joking to be like Adam shit
Lock them up, right? Like they're they're pointing to that
To to again to justify their priors all of this is
Yeah, so this is proof you get CTE from dick riding people need to stand on principles for once
I don't expect the liberals or conservatives to do any of that anytime soon. Yeah, and
and in it in it's strange because like I think the broader point here that I find
to be genuinely devastating to admit is that people are that susceptible to the
algorithm Elon Musk buys Twitter Elon Musk fucking despises my ass Elon Musk
turns Twitter into a Nazi fucking cesspit all the people that remain on
Twitter that are constantly engaging in this fucking algorithm slowly but
without realizing start developing even more reactionary tendencies. I feel like
there's a lot of people in the past that were self identifying liberals that
could have looked at a situation like this and probably been like yeah this is
fucking unacceptable but nowadays either because they're getting paid for it or
because their algorithm is like rewired and short-circuited their brains where
they don't even realize like how bad this is for them because like yeah sure you
don't like me that's fine who cares right sure you you consider me to be a
a malign influence on American politics.
You think what I'm doing with the Democratic Party is bad
or whatever the fuck,
but you don't even have any sort of self-preservation here.
Like you don't even understand in all of your delusion
that this is eventually gonna come for you too.
The sex pass is just angry that it got outed
for doing age play with another grouper's wife again.
I don't even know if any of those words
are in the motherfucking Bible.
What is this?
My conscious wants to be consistent with what I suspect of Piker, what he broadcasts from
Tampa Square.
And before that, that Tucker Carlson only left to sleep vice for him depends on what we see
of any of the charges which has not been leveled.
This is what fashion looks like.
It's what not being a sucker for fascist abroad looks like.
Try harder.
Call out the president for genocide while you're still his vice president, OMG.
You're a sucker for fascist abroad counseling genocide denial for the sake of political
expedience.
denial, happens once peer-reviewed, histories are writ. If you can see through 10k miles
the fog of war mass mutual high-tech propaganda, lack of legal expertise in your own predisposition
to view Israel's existence as illegal, no you can't. Israel's overboard with deadly
retaliation. Right, Israel deserves comical agnosticism well beyond the law, what the
law actual demands. Hassan deserves subpoenas on the basis of your convenient speculation.
You're a fascist. Well, I've been called worse.
damn by the way. Holy fuck Carl Cook disaster Jesus Christ. Yeah, you can only by the way,
these are the people who are supposed to be the adults, right? Like they're the they're
the moral adults here. They're the ones who are taking a restrained approach. They're
They're the ones who are taking a restrained approach, right?
The problem is that you visited Cuba leftistly, you should have visited rightly, yeah.
And what's funny about it is that they have no understanding of the genocide statute.
Because if they did, they would understand that intent is what matters.
reason why intent matters alongside the action is because the genocide statues are created that
way so that we can stop a genocide before it finalizes hello that's the entire fucking point
it's so stupid
just call Zoran and make the boss call and have him clear W like Zoran. That was another
thing where I was talking to someone and I was like, I don't think Zoran's going to
say anything but maybe he'll surprise me. And then I literally said, what the fuck is
the expectation here? He's the goddamn mayor of New York City. What the fuck would he ever
say anything about this incident? And they clipped the part before I say, why the fuck
with the mayor of New York City have to make a statement about this to be like
Hussain is scared and he's now upset at Zoramumdani and it's like dude what the
fuck are we doing they just want to live in fucking La La Land they want to live
in motherfucking La La Land dude they want to live in a world where not they
don't want to live in a world where they have to analyze the truth they want to
live in a world where everyone tells them that they're right all of their
their enemies are both cowardly and also super powerful and being propped up by foreign adversaries.
But also at the same time, their cowardly little babies who just fucking drop all of their convictions
at the tip of a hat when they get pressed by the most powerful country on the planet,
the American federal government. Okay? They also said you're groveling to Adam Schiff
to defend you. I'm his constituent. I fucking voted for him. Adam Schiff as a Democrat,
a high-ranking Democrat should genuinely fucking do that. Adam Schiff should have released
a statement already. What the fuck are you talking about? He's my Democratic senator
that I fucking voted for. What are we talking about? It shouldn't be up to me to be like,
whoa, why won't Adam Schiff say something? Hello?
No, that they make no distinction between me and that person, none whatsoever.
I know that it's an injustice, that it's violating their rights.
What a sick joke, man.
What a sick joke.
So, you know some demonic shit is happening when Nick Fuentes and Laura Loomer both agree.
The one who allegedly sucked Trump off and the one who wants to suck Trump off.
Yeah, Nick Fuentes and Laura Loomer agree.
So does Azmongold.
was like, yeah, fuck around and find out. Yeah. Yeah. Lock him up again. Fucking content
critter on this goddamn platform, literally supposed to be somewhat of a colleague here.
Salivating the prospect of me being arrested.
When the closet case of manlit Nazi agrees with modern-day, you know, plastic surgery
Rasputin, you know something's up.
You know some horrible shit is about to go down.
So, you know, as Hassan always says, judge him by his enemies.
And I think everybody with a functioning brain can do that in this scenario and realize they
hate him.
They're scared of him.
represents every single thing that they're not, and they want to make him pay for that.
They want to make him pay for that.
They want to make him pay for daring to support innocent people who are being embargoed by
us and starved by us.
That's a crime, but raping kids on Epstein Island, not a crime.
Committing countless instances of fraud on Wall Street?
Not a crime.
Trump partners fraudsters on a daily fucking basis, committing immense corruption on a
regular basis, not a crime.
Stop and think about this.
same people who are carpet bombing little girls wake up David Koresh most of us want
you arrested buddy that's not how this works okay like that's fine that's cool but like
that's not how this works holy crap David Koresh is alive make sure you tell the prison
in my population you shock animals when they take you in is that our yet is it that our
yet you know the time is ever fucking dollar you are literally hallucinating in an alternative
reality of your own, okay? Also, that's not even fucking true. Like, hold the American
population between me and Epstein affiliates who they would want arrested. And I'm willing
to bet that the overwhelming majority would say Epstein affiliates. If you pulled the
American population between me and Donald Trump who they would want to see behind bars,
They would probably overwhelmingly say Donald Trump.
The idea that like the public has a say in this, we just get to decide who goes to prison
because we decided to vote on it is really silly.
But I would love to entertain that reality because that reality would favor my worldview.
Okay?
I know you're probably in some fucking creepy ass hug box where you genuinely think that
like, oh well everyone I know on the internet fucking despises this guy so we must suck.
But that's not enough to actually throw someone in jail, dumbass.
That's not how this fucking works.
Stupid.
Yeah, Epstein affiliate Donald Trump.
Oh, you banned him already before you get to respond.
Iran are saying Hassan is a criminal for delivering the ramen noodles. I mean, you can't you can't make this shit up
You can't make this shit up
We live in hell and everybody needs to be crystal clear on where they stand up on this and if you're not sorry
You're not one of the good guys. Hey y'all do me a favor. All right, let's watch the breaking points by the way
We got motherfucking Stavi baby in the building. He's coming up in a second
Okay, Stavi baby in the motherfucking building
You said earlier that you were fun about the people of PBS you said you were only accountable to us yet
you have not gained. Can you please explain your anti-gamer stance? Oh my fucking god.
Subscribe now!
Showstopping the Ashley St. Clair TikTok. Oh, dude, yeah.
Digital has a, what they're claiming is a scoop that it's a little bit close to home here for us.
We can put this up on the screen. They are claiming that Hassan Piker, who they described
as Marxist political influencer and Code Pink co-founder Susan Medea Benjamin,
have been subpoenaed as part of a wider investigation into whether U.S. organizations and leaders
violated U.S. laws and sanctions in supporting Cuba's communist regime. Again, this is according to
Fox News Digital. They also published some like paparazzi-style photos of Hassan, like walking
his dog for some reason. In any case, what they point to here is allegations that they stayed at
a banned or sanctioned hotel that Americans are not allowed to stay at. But we happen to know,
because our own Ryan Graham was also on that trip, that that is not remotely the case.
So joining us now to talk about all of this is of course Ryan Graham, good to see you Ryan.
Good to see you Ryan. How are you guys doing? Good. Have you been subpoenaed?
But Hasan and Diab Benjamin have actually also not been subpoenaed here. So what are we thinking
about this this news? Right, yeah, I talked to both of them, neither has been subpoenaed. And so
So the Fox News report is just actually incorrect, like if you're going to subpoena somebody,
you've subpoenaed them.
Right.
So you have not been served by the federal government.
They have not been served by the federal government.
Hassan reacted to this, Ryan, saying it's bullshit, and then actually they didn't stay.
You guys didn't stay in the wrong hotel.
Let's take a listen.
We'll get your reaction.
I'm not going to lie to you guys.
It's not great.
The news is not great.
Okay.
I mean, it's bullshit.
We didn't actually stay at the wrong hotel.
That was just something that people made up on Twitter, except for an American citizen
who recently did violate OFAC and stayed at a hotel that America does not allow American
citizens to stay in.
It wasn't me, though.
It was Nick Shirley.
Literally, the hotel that Nick Shirley was in was actually on the state sponsor of terrorism
list. Okay. Okay. So, Ryan, the basis, as I understand, God, I never thought I'd know so much about Cuban hotels is you guys stayed in the hotel, which is allowed, right? Right? Yeah. Nick Shirley stayed in a luxury hotel, quote unquote, which is under OFAC sanctioned OFAC being
It's a famous, I forget exactly what hotel he's staying in, but it's famously sanctioned.
Okay, famously sanctioned.
It's like a very well-known Cuban government-owned hotel.
Okay.
Except, once again, I want to clarify something here.
I have no issue with this, okay?
I think it's good.
I want you to understand.
I think it's good that Nick Shirley stayed at that hotel.
Great.
Okay?
I think it's unbelievably stupid that there is any kind of restriction of this sort
to begin with
okay
i find it
unconscionable i find it shocking i find it ridiculous
uh... hold on
uh...
but also but also but also
Look, not only do I think these restrictions are idiotic, arbitrary, immoral, something
you have to remember is that I'm literally a dual citizen, as a Turkish citizen, like
there's no restrictions as a Turkish citizen to do whatever the fuck you want to do in
Cuba.
There's no restrictions as a Cuban citizen to do whatever the fuck you want to do in
Cuba, right?
The Trump administration is branding dissenters as domestic terrorists, communists, Marxists
in order to justify the targeting, persecution, and violation of the rights, but this is
the 1950s, we won't fall for the Red Scare Tactics. We are fighting back against their
authoritarian and pre-alistic agenda. Oh shit. Let's go. Illinois 3rd, Congresswoman Delia
C. Ramirez coming out to defend me. Let's go. Okay. Damn, we got... If you're a Fox
viewer, isn't a government telling you where you can and can't spend your freedom dollars
communist coded. Yeah. No, literally. It's true. It's true. It's fucking so stupid. It's like
un-American, un-American to the max. So yeah, I don't believe that these are like valid restrictions.
I think these restrictions should be opposed. I think these restrictions should not exist
in a normal functioning world. I don't think they would, and they certainly don't for all of these
other countries, right? And if there was like a normal negotiations process between the Trump
administration of the Cuban government, they probably would take away these unnecessary restrictions.
But yeah, that's what's fucking going on right now. Anyway.
Down for many decades and is quite explicitly listed. What is this? I'm in an Uber on the way
to dinner and the driver is currently listening to it. Wait, what?
W-W-77 W-A-B-C and the way they're portraying it makes absolutely sense that he's supposedly
one of the Cubone and Humanitarian mission-Yeti. When he gets there, he's bashing America
and the Trump administration. Like, you mean using his free speech? Shut the hell up, man.
I'm sorry. Wait, they're talking about me on fucking radio and shit? What the hell is
going on, dude?
Oh, my lord. Okay. Okay. As one, you cannot stay. Cannot stay there. And so, surely,
his room at this hotel. Yes. Put out a broadcast about how he was staying there. Right. I don't
agree with these rules. I think they're silly. I think this call is called Hotel Nassiyanel.
Yes. It's literally like the government hotel of Cuba.
Wait, Hotel Nassiyanel is seriously the name. Yeah. That's why it was so obvious to everybody.
Like, oh my God, dude, I don't even have to check the list. Like this one's absolutely.
If we were working with an ADIQ, we might have put two and two together.
But I mean, there's no risk to him.
He's not going to be subpoenaed.
There's not going to be any problem for him.
That's the statute of limitations.
Oh, good point.
Sure.
Good point.
That's great.
If it's more than three years.
President Plattner, I need you to look into those.
Yeah.
So Ryan.
So we stayed, and I can even tell you, it's called the...
What hotel is it?
A Baro Starr Marquez de la Torre.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Good.
Look up.
Look up.
All right.
Go ahead.
Sandra.
But we stayed at a different hotel than we did stay at, and that tweet went viral, and
we were not, we didn't have much internet connection, so there wasn't any, we weren't
nobody was responding to it.
So for two days or so, this tweet went viral saying that Hassan and this convoy stayed
at this illegal sanctioned hotel, and so therefore they're breaking sanctions and it's criminal.
And then when we got out, we were like, actually no, because it became this big thing, like
you stayed at a five-star hotel, and we're like, well, the reason we stayed there is
because there's a very small list of legal hotels that you can stay at that can handle
several hundred people in a group.
And this is one of them.
That's why we stay there.
So we talked about that a lot.
I remember you, I think when I went on with Piers Morgan, explained all of this.
Like, there's a reason we stayed in this hotel because you're only allowed, which is not
a policy we agree with, but you're only allowed to stay in these certain hotels.
So we wanted to abide by the policy and that's what we did.
Right.
I think this one is like managed by a Spanish company or something.
So that makes it legal.
legal standard. So the other accusation was that you were funded by the Cubans to go there.
Well, that's completely preposterous. Well, go into it because it matters. Yeah. So that
I don't that doesn't withstand any scrutiny at all. They did not. The second charge is
that this American citizen now lives in China, Roy Singham, who funds a bunch of like left
wing causes that he funded it. It is true that he funds code pink or he has funded code pink
in the past. Okay. Everybody who went on this trip though had to pay. Like so I paid, I paid.
Right. Like you pay for the flight and the hotel. Right. And the food. So there's no violation here.
So there's no, so there's no, I can go to Cuba. Can I? You can go. Yeah. You can go to Cuba.
Anybody can go to Cuba. And there are now under Biden, under Obama, anybody could go.
Right.
Biden and Trump moved it back to you have to have these various exceptions.
Sure.
One of them is journalism, and it's so it's not even close, whether or not I was allowed
to go on this.
Of course, yeah.
I would argue Hassan, too.
Well, Hassan had an entire documentary about it.
Yeah, he did journalism.
Yeah.
And he's paid, and you can't be a fake journalist.
You have to have a demonstrated career of doing freelance or regular journalism and
Hassan, obviously.
Who decides about the government, the US government, the Cuban people?
It's just if you get challenged, you'd have to be like here.
I'm I'm not a fake. I don't know except that that's what it is bullshit
But then the other one is a humanitarian aid for the benefit of the Cuban people like that is one of the exceptions. Yeah, we're like
doubly protected
All right, specifically so like myself is doubly protected because I have a journals and visa, right?
Which by the way requires a coordination or at least like communication with the Cuban government obviously as well the Cuban embassy specifically
Like we literally put down all of the equipment that we were fucking bringing in to the country
Like down to the cameras and all that stuff and it none of it notice how they're not clipping Ryan Grimm talking about this and be like
He's leaking secrets
Because there's no drama to be had over there, right?
That's the whole point, but if you go on fucking Twitter right now
If you go on Twitter right now, you would you see an entirely different alternative universe there existing in whether just like hallucinating things that are not happening
where they point to things that are normal things that are legal and
Assume that it's illegal just because they invented they hallucinated that they're illegal and going oh, it's over this guy's done
This guy's fucking done son. It's jover for this motherfucker
The loud travel the plane that we went on had tons of aid
That was organized by a group that this is what they do
They work with OFAC
They collect aid and they deliver it to an OFAC is like the sanctions list and they deliver it to groups on the island
that are cleared by OFAC to be able to receive the aid.
So people going on that mission
or have gotten approval ahead of time.
Like it's not something that they're not winging it
like Nick Shirley.
Right, so Medea Benjamin went through the blade fall
easily at the time.
She goes multiple times a year probably to Cuba
like in bringing aid there.
Like it's what, it's one of the things.
It's like if you ever notice she's not in Congress
yelling at people,
she's probably in Cuba like delivering aid.
Yeah.
And she's been doing this for decades.
And so they know what the laws are, and so they got it.
So what do you make of this?
Is this like, okay, they're moving forward with NSPM 7,
they're trying to crack down on any left-wing groups,
journalists, anyone aligned with the left,
is this Fox News digital just being led down
some rabbit hole and it's not serious?
Like how seriously are you taking this?
And it says in the article,
oh, they're looking at what some 40 other people
who were on this trip for potential, you know,
criminal sanctions as well. So it definitely touches on you directly.
Uh huh. Seriously. Are you taking it?
It's the most powerful government in the world probably. So you got to take their
threats seriously. I think it's an attempt to chill dissent against war with
Cuba. I think that is, because I think Trump very clearly in Rubio definitely,
they want to go to war. They want to like or do some type of Venezuelan style
military action. I think they're also being led down a rabbit hole because the
Fox News report said that investigators had information that they stayed in an illegal
hotel.
And it's like, oh my god.
Investigators, some random person on Twitter.
Well, wait, Ryan, why don't you sue them for defamation?
Well, they didn't mention me.
Okay, well, why doesn't he sue them for defamation?
Or anybody mentioned inside of it?
That's blatantly false.
He could.
He had an instance of Claire.
Right.
And also it's a...
It actually would be malicious intent in my opinion.
Right, because the way that Mal is going to...
Yeah.
It's a specific claim.
They have been subpoenaed.
Right.
fact. Hey, Medea, hey, what's on? Have you been subpoenaed? No, I have not. Like I say,
black and white question. I have not. Should they be subpoenaed? Should they not? Like,
that's a separate judgment question. Have they been subpoenaed? No.
I think they're trying to get you to use the R word. That's the op. The R word. What, Republican?
Do it or something? No, I'm not going to fucking do this shit.
it.
For comment.
Yeah, that's running with that.
That's important.
Guys, of course, I'm going to be speaking to a lawyer.
I just haven't been home and I haven't even fucking received a subpoena.
What do you want me to do?
Like, yes, I will do all of those things.
Okay.
Stop back-seeding my motherfucking life.
Anyway, hold on.
They probably did, but the fact that it's incorrect and I doubt they've updated it.
So now, they know that it's not true, and if they haven't updated their story, they're
continuing to publish something false that is obviously quite damaging to, you know,
to Indian Hassan, which would qualify as definition.
I'm looking at this right here.
Mark's 23rd, 2026, so exactly two months ago, New York Times, Mr. Piker and other activists
stayed at the Ibrostar Marquez de la Torre in Havana.
So this is an established record of fact, yeah, it isn't known fact, no, we should go
too deep in it was bad.
I mean, I do think this type of stuff matters.
You get to be rolling around saying that you violated US sanctions when you obviously didn't
at least from what we see right now, especially when you have an additional person who actually
did violate sanctions and nothing is happening.
I'm sorry, I can't get over a hotel mess, you know, you did it.
It's so funny that this motherfucker did violate the exact sanctions that the Fox News digital
team thinks we violated when we did it.
It's such a ridiculous story.
You can't present a story in a funnier matter.
It's just unbelievable.
The motherfucking American government sends an agent of the state to do propaganda against
the Cuban population and the guy literally violates sanctions in the process of that
trip.
Nobody gives a shit.
This guy grokked you.
Almost a million followers.
What the fuck are you showing me?
This guy has 48 likes, bro.
Are you alright?
The South Parkers humanitarian aid trip to Cuba might cost him his freedom.
Did you put the, did you put it on?
Stop, hold on, hold on.
Let me, let me turn this, okay.
Stavie Baby in there.
Hello everyone.
I just want to say first and foremost,
I'm only here to condemn the actions of Hassan Piker.
Mr. to the FBI, I had nothing to do with this.
Lock him up as far as I'm concerned.
That's crazy.
Okay, I'm here.
I don't want to jeopardize my movie career
because of my associations with men
I was tricked I was tricked into leftist politics by a son piker and I will testify to that Mr. Patel
I know you're probably waking up from your afternoon nap right now
And I just want you to know and to the people at Fox News
Whatever you guys need hit my line. I will I will snitch on Hassan. I will sing like a
Canary whatever it takes whatever it takes to stay free. He did it all folks whatever whatever he's accused of he did that and more
Okay, I'm not gonna go off the job, but how much weight have you lost?
I've lost a little bit of weight. How much weight bro you look you look ridiculous
Oh dude even with your master fucking nerd look at this fucking dork even with
your fucking lunch money dude
I'm about to run his pockets
I lost the microphone.
They fucking fell.
Look at this fucking loser, dude, wearing suits.
What? You can't be fucking serious right now.
Motherfucker, every time.
You swing one way and the other.
Every time you come on to the broadcast, you're like,
ah, you dress like you just like trying to pick up high school students.
You do, you do.
And now you've swung way too far the other way, dude.
And then you swung way too far the other way, dude.
Yeah, I'm trying to fucking be an adult, bro.
Now you look like the kid who had the wheelie backpack
in fucking school, the one you made everybody.
Good, you want to know why?
Because this shit works, bro.
I swear to God.
They put me on Fox News, right?
They're like radical, dangerous,
Marxist, terrorist, and song-piker
is trying to overthrow the American government.
And grandma sit there and watch, and they go,
but he's such a nice boy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How could he be dangerous?
He's such a handsome young man.
And it works, so that's why I'm doing it.
and you've got to not get a tan though for that to work.
Yeah, no, of course.
You've got to stay in that work.
I've got to keep pasting you.
You can't, you can't, you can't.
Well, if I go to fucking federal prison, don't worry.
He did it, he did it.
He did it, your honor.
I'm just practicing.
When they call me on the stand.
Oh, God.
Do you think when you go to prison,
you're going to get more Muslim?
Yeah, obviously.
I have to pick as you get convert.
I have to just kind of get even more Muslim.
Obviously, I either, yeah.
If I go to prison, I have to either stick with the white nationalists.
That's not going to work.
You've got to go fuck a hard quarter to the bustling stuff, dude.
Yeah.
That's what I'm going to do.
You know what I'm going to do?
With your suits?
Muslim Brotherhood.
Yeah.
You've become a black Muslim.
Well, that's also, first of all, that is like...
They dress awesome.
Both types.
Yeah.
Then I would give you credit if you were a big fan of Islam.
Oh, you mean nation of Islam?
Nation of Islam, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
I'm going to become a... what is it?
A 5%er?
Yeah.
There's a lot to...
be good for you and the important thing is you do not implicate me. Tony by 824 coming
out this summer folks were currently in production, the comeback king starring Glenn Powell and
Stavros Halkis. The important thing is that none of these ventures are affected by, again,
I was misled, your honor. I didn't know he wanted, when he said he wanted, I didn't
realize he wanted to give people healthcare and I know that's wrong and that is fucked
up to do and I will never ever ever ever advocate for that again just please let me keep being
in movies.
Yeah I'm gonna be honest with you guys everything I learned about Israel I learned from him okay
easy with the I word everything I learned about Israel I learned from this guy he put
me on game.
Disavow I disavow.
Put me on game.
He told me everything he's the one who told me to go to Cuba and he said here's a slip
of Cuban pesos.
I don't even know where you got the Cuban pesos from.
I had to hear it, I was like, meet my friend Juan.
Yeah.
He'll tell you everything you need to know.
Yeah, and that's where I got the talking voice from him.
You know what's crazy?
For the past couple of days, like first of all,
yes.
They leaked the story, the treasury, I guess,
leaked the story to Fox News.
I find out from a fucking Fox News Journal
is hitting me up to be like, you have a subpoena
from the federal government.
And I'm, yeah, my asshole's puckering a little bit.
Of course, of course.
What the fuck is this?
They're like, they find the hard drives finally?
No, hard drives are the communism.
But yeah, he's got the Tefillin on.
Yeah, you got your, that's true.
Oh shit, are these like, do they get these?
No, no, Tefillin is the Jewish thing that you wrap your armor on.
And he's got like a little box on it too.
That's right.
I'm a super soldier.
Yeah, he's leaning fully.
We pray for a speedy recovery, Mr. Netanyahu.
Mr. Netanyahu.
Wait, what happened to him?
I saw a tweet from a leading reporter or something, and it was like Benjamin Netanyahu reported
me to the hospital, but I never believed him.
I'm just in general wishing him good health, man.
Me too.
Me too.
You know, I've been thinking quite a bit.
Yeah.
You've been thinking?
All this stuff's got a little out of control.
Yeah.
Look, we were just guys on the internet.
We didn't know how dangerous this socialism stuff was, guys.
I was thinking.
And I but I want to say if you think it's too late for a son and you need to make an example of him
That's fine. Oh, yeah, everybody else though. Everybody else you get a pass. Yeah, everybody else
I've ever dabbled with socialism. She's gonna pass what I was thinking is why you stop at one ball?
Yeah, because I really you know one just for the fellas
Yeah, you know what I mean?
You don't want in your ballroom you and your boys and then all these dumb bitches with makeup
No broads just yeah, mr. Trump you can watch Jackson dart, but you know, he'll do that he'll dance for you
We'll just get a bunch of hot guys in a ballroom just for you president
Dude, what the fuck was that by the way like dude athletes are so dumb. I'm sorry. I know I like they have no
Understanding like when I see them like hang out with Aiden Ross. I'm like, why would you do this for your well?
Cuz they're dumb little kids. Yeah, like that's the thing like this and look whatever an athlete is fucking
conservative. A white guy who went to Ole Miss loves Trump. Big fucking
shocker. It's just so stupid on his part where it's like even Fernando Mendoza
turned it down. Speaking of Cuba, he's a white Cuban. That's like the most racist
guy to get. The most conservative. The most Republican a guy to get is white Cuban.
And even he knew not to say, not to fucking, he was like, oh I can't do it.
But Jackson Darts, you know, he's a fucking dumbass with a mullet. Of course
she's going to say Trump's the man.
But it's just like doing it maybe like a year ago is finally.
Doing it at the peak of his unpopularity
is fucking crazy to me.
But I'm like, dog, you're getting nothing out of this.
No, but he just thinks he's a man.
Yeah, and people will forever bring this up
and hold you to account.
Especially in New York.
You remember when you went up and defended
the Epstein affiliate?
Which I don't believe.
We didn't do.
It's nothing about Mr. Trump's behavior in the past,
suggests he would ever be even sort of a pedophile.
Yes, yes.
He's never been friends with Jeffrey Epstein.
He didn't host pageants for little ass kids.
Yeah.
And he never was worried about his daughter in a weird way.
I was talking about how he wants to fuck his daughter.
He never said she would.
And if he did, it was good.
And we should all say about it.
This is a penis work.
Yeah, this is a penis having an internal effect.
But it's funny because, again, all of this stuff
is in the air, right?
We don't know anything.
and it's crazy because like
the twitter sphere
has decided like that that he's real i'd like if you look at if you look at
twitter
uh... i got a fucking federal case i'm already in prison yeah yeah and i'm
leaking statesy yeah
state and on the one hand they're like
all why is he snitching he's so fucking dumb and on the other hand they're
like hot typical copy course of course you would snitch
and who he was with the snitching on
but no i i literally brought up like what the government's been trying to do
about like uh...
with a broader case of the been for years
pursuing against this guy in the real racing on
uh... he's like
uh... he's uh...
really interesting guy he he
is activist right is an american he's like a seventy million are almost a
billionaire
and he just like fucked off and move to china and living is living in fact
living the best life right
And they are trying to make him into like George Soros.
They're trying to be like, oh, he's the George.
He's the other George Soros.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I think they're just trying it.
And they make this seem like I'm snitching.
It's a fucking, it's on a Wikipedia page.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So like, what's really funny,
Stavi, your subpoena is in the mail, buddy.
Oh, you're fucked.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
That's what I'm doing as soon as I get the subpoena.
As on-parking is pro-CCP Taikun Singham
is financer of political movements
despite nonprofit veneer.
It is a fucking not like first of all shut the fuck up. What is the coke brothers if not their whole shit was a non-profit?
Yeah, but that's how this shit fucking works. Also, but what I find really funny about the like the broader
Thing that they're trying to do here is to try and make this into like China is doing Israel stuff on a
Right, which is hilarious. I know it's like we have the people doing it are so clear
Yeah, it's like you don't have to invent we China could just sit back and let us do our thing
Yeah, which is what they're doing
I'm like I was gonna joke and say please try it out, but I can't even joke about that anymore cuz fucking
Jokes are illegal comedy is illegal. It's never been more illegal than it is now. Well, I disagree
I think it's really I don't know if you've been on X recently a great platform. Yeah, where comedy is very legal thrives
dude, I
I can't fucking deal with AI speak, dude.
I see it so much.
The juxtaposed sentences where it's like,
this is not just comedy.
It's real life.
Yeah, oh no, I haven't seen that shit.
I fucking hate that shit so much.
The AI voice is fucking good.
AI voice is so goddamn annoying where it's like,
it's so clear that the dipshit Stu Smith
that they pay at the Manhattan Institute
to fucking cyber-stock my entire stream
has also been using AI voice in his summer as it is.
That's so pathetic.
And it makes me so angry.
Whoever the fuck's job journalistically
is to cover this bullshit, aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Leave like this fuck.
And here's the thing that's pissing me off.
How important they've made your dumb ass.
You're dumb.
You're a piece of shit.
No one on the news should know about you.
If you had slightly worse bone structure,
you'd be making $40,000 a year on kick right now.
But because of the way things fucking went.
I've been walking up the Republican calling them Nazis!
Yeah, that's good.
Now in my new world view, of course, Nazi is the real N-word.
That's the only N-word that we shouldn't say anymore.
Haven't they suffered enough?
Yeah, it's really fucked up, history.
It's just not been kind to them.
I just started paying attention.
I don't know what they did before, but in the last few years,
People seem to be really rude to these Nazi-type guys.
Yeah, it's fucked up.
But, uh, oh, also, I wanted to show you here additional proof as to why I deserve everything that's coming for me.
Please.
Chatters want you to see this.
This is, uh, Elon Musk's baby mama who was sitting on that chair that you were sitting at.
Oh, nice.
A couple days prior, Ash St. Clair, uh...
Oh, wow.
I think she wants me dead.
Yeah, yeah, she's trying to get me killed.
I think she wants me to die.
Now let me ask you this.
Did you ask her to describe Elon Musk's penis
while she was in the chair?
I didn't get to it because I brought up.
No journalistic integrity was to ever.
No, but I did.
No journalistic integrity.
I did their subject.
I asked her straight up, to her phrase I said,
did Elon Musk mail you his cum in an app?
Yeah.
Which is like the first way to broach a subject.
And she is.
That's you lightly opening up the discussion?
Yes, and then after that I was like,
because I was like, look,
because I thought I was being kind.
I was like, which is worse?
He mailed the come to you or you fucked him.
And I did present that and she didn't like that either.
So you gotta push back, dude.
What's going on with these suits?
I told you.
I told you to dress like this.
You gotta fucking be a real fuck,
you gotta, you wanna be Geraldo Rivera,
dude, you gotta be Geraldo and ask the tough question.
Yeah, this is true.
The only good journalist I can think of.
I need to know how what does his penis look like?
How hard, he probably can't get hard.
Like not fully hard.
He's not too much ketamine.
He probably has so much of a pump on his dick.
If I had to guess, he's probably got a cock pump.
And this is all stuff I would have gotten
to the fucking bottom of folks.
And when the sun's in prison and I,
I'm the number one political streamer.
This is the kind of streams I'm gonna give you guys.
I'm only about that.
Once I'm gone, but you have a Hollywood.
You're right.
You're right.
Actually, what am I doing, dude?
have to do is fucking the fact that I lowered myself to be on this internet
stream the words taste bad even coming out my mouth I got the Patrick David
value
sitting in the top
oh shit he did you cover this shit but his face he's like whoa okay let's pull
this up all the video or newer video I don't know how new unfortunately this is
No, I don't think you should disrespect Elon Musk
Guys deal I can't tell what the best I love him every clip is like
Every time I randomly see him bubble like I mean obviously seems to be you know weirdly conservative obviously, but it's just like
What is he's Florida? He's Florida Florida through and through yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like
where's the problem?
Which version?
Uh, yes.
You nailed it.
Wow.
Which version?
He's not Israeli.
Contrary to Patrick Bed David being his name.
He is, I think, Assyrian and Armenian of Iranian descent.
Assyrian.
Yeah.
They love that.
Assyrians love claiming that shit.
That's a fucking...
Anyway, whatever.
I can't get into it.
You're great.
They're your brothers.
They're your brothers.
They claim to be.
Assyrians are your fucking brothers.
to be serious are your fucking brother's in in no standing everyone's
trying to find a little Turkish violence everyone's trying to copy off Greek people
by keeping the same beef by being ancient and the same these month you're
Iraqi that's what the fuck a Syrian is right from I was from that's I was from
serious every time no it's like when Albanians will tell you they're
Illyrian it's like you're fucking Albanian or Lebanese people say
Phoenician yes exactly it's that same bullshit only we're allowed to claim our
fucking I'm Phoenician brother you don't understand yeah I'm not like the dirty
that's always what it is it's always guys from the Middle East who are like well
I'm not fucking Muslim oh shit Iraq and Syria turns out okay you're not wrong
Okay, all right
But yeah, let's see what the I'm a numbers guy had to say about this
What is this about I'm a numbers guy. Let's grok it. Let's chat. Oh
Dude, that's my favorite genre of commentary people. They just sit there and go all right
Let's ask rock. What's crazy dude? It's like bro. You're an adult
How would you scamp to people successfully like you ran a fucking successful multi-level marketing operation? Oh really?
He's an MLM guy?
Of course he's an MLM guy.
What was he selling?
Like real estate like?
I don't even fucking know.
I bet you seminars of some kind, right?
Yeah, well he still does the seminars.
I think it's like for one hour with Patrick Bid David, it's a $50,000.
That's awesome.
All right.
Worth every fucking penny.
But what are they mad about?
They're mad that you were hanging out with, what's her face?
Oh yeah, Ashley St. Clair.
But she's dumb though, right?
Like she fucking, she was a grifter who fucked Elon Musk.
I mean, or, or brilliant.
I mean, I guess, I guess that's true.
As a finesse lord.
She put that shit to work.
Yeah.
As a finesse lord.
She's giving him the truth.
You got me a hoodie.
Yeah.
Okay.
But what is he up here?
I think this is what he's up to.
Are they together?
What an item?
That's going to be mine.
It's like a turned.
So she's basically like.
She's woke now.
She's basically like doing Tucker's thing,
but with, you know.
Oh yeah, but she's going the distance.
She's going to this like Tucker,
Tucker is still for like every, you know, Israel is actually kind of woke and gay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
For every like three videos on that, he'll always have like some ancient like 87 year
old races to be like, and white people are being genocide.
Right, right, right.
But still, dude, you got to like, that's how fucked we are is that Tucker just kind
of dipping his toes into like, that's the scariest shit of all time is when a Republican
just decides to say, give them health care, but let us lock up wherever we want.
gonna work unless the fucking Democrats that's what Trump did in 2016 when he
was like I transgender people I don't give a shit like yeah and everyone was
like oh my god I can't believe that like you could be such a heterodox
thinker yeah yeah yeah that's what it was and and it fuck but anyway this this
woman I would be shocked if she's not playing an angle right I think she in
her soul I suspect I want to believe you want to believe wow
You're pathetic.
This is how you're going to end up in jail, bro.
She's going to be like, so tell me a sign
about all that cool stuff you were doing in Cuba.
He's going to have the wire in her pussy.
Yeah.
Bro, that's so funny.
That's what people were like.
Because this opinion came right after.
This opinion came right after she was here.
Hey, talking to my pussy about what kind of illegal stuff
you did in Cuba?
Oh, my god.
It's crazy.
I disavow this.
I disavow this is going to be.
I think she's changed.
I hope so, but, and it is plain to talk to her about,
you're on it.
Yeah, I'm going to ask her.
Is she ready?
Is she sure?
Is she ready to talk?
Yeah, she's a piece of art.
I'm going to see her first.
Chad's going to see it before I do.
I've been sent by a bench in a net yaho
to get his Twitter.
What is this?
I still don't get the shot.
Help me understand what this means.
Yeah, what does that mean?
What?
I forgot he was in here.
What does it mean?
How mean is that what this means?
Is it on being disrespected?
My woman is a child with that.
It just doesn't make sense.
What's going on here?
Oh my god.
Let's grok.
Let's grok.
And then grok just makes child porn.
He does anime child porn.
Was this what you wanted, Mr. Bed-David?
Yeah.
No, not on camera.
No.
You're asking me?
I'm not the stepped out.
I'm the dad that stepped up.
And well clearly it's in reference to whatever she's going on with Elon and yeah a lot of step daddy
Of Elon, dude, you can't dick eat this hard. It's great. I know shameless
They're angry on behalf of Elon Musk. Well, it's the it's the fun
Also, they have wouldn't have they have hats in the background. Yeah. No, that's cool
They're all the ugly ass pvd merged. That's what it is. He has that much merge duty is so much merge
I need some yeah, yeah, all right, let's see what daddy issues type thing
Nothing but the best but this is not the well
I'm gonna wish you're all the best when she doesn't change this just like what did you become I remember you become
I've cast in talking just to come in
Anti-that like you wanted to like like hooking up with Elon just have a baby thinking you're gonna get a certain amount of money
And then you're not getting what you want you sell your it's like is she not getting paid
You know, isn't it?
Oh, she's guaranteed.
She's guaranteed.
The kid's getting...
Imagine not getting her for a kid.
No, not getting her for a kid.
You've been around when you're the wealthiest person.
Well, you have so much money for nothing.
Well, I think there is child support for sure, but like outside of that, outside of the child
support, there's also, what do you call it?
I think she brought up the fact that Elon Musk actually tried to pay her off with an
NDA to give her 40 million.
She said no.
Respect.
Which, again...
I will give her respect for that, because honestly, you should take the lump sum and
fucking retire.
Yeah, no, fuck out of dodge.
Good for her.
She probably also likes the attention of getting to shit on him, which, you know, whatever
it takes.
Embarrassing Elon's stories are so fucking awesome.
Yeah, no, I know.
It actually had an unfortunate consequence for my favorite Twitter poster, Ian Miles
Chong, another one of Elon's perennial dick writers.
He made the mistake.
I thought they guy died or something.
No, no.
I was just wishful thinking.
To be fair, I'm not on Twitter anymore.
I don't really get on here.
So Ian, Elon Myles Trong, who might have to change his name
after this just to get this back,
Elon Musk is no longer following Ian Myles
because he posted, Ashley St. Clair is not trying to smash
a Sompike or third baby on the way, I guess.
Oh.
And Elon got so mad, he un-followed him.
How the fuck, wait a second.
Elon Musk tracks that kind of shit?
That's crazy, Dick.
Oh, yeah.
He unfollowed him?
That's so pathetic.
It's so funny.
So what the fuck is the point of having that much money?
These guys suck so much, Dick.
It's crazy.
Well, he just-
Just go, go fucking, like, go to a-
Like, island.
Island, but not-
Not on some FST issues.
Not on some FST issues.
Not on some FST issues.
Go to a Milf Island.
Yeah, yeah.
I've pitched this before.
If I have a million dollars, you're catching me on Milfy.
Dude, you could get your dick sucked sideways.
It'd be great.
Gradually all the time.
Had pina coladas all fucking day.
You could fucking, you could create anything you wanted.
It could be awesome.
He literally could do that.
He could genuinely do that.
It's pathetic.
Go have an awesome time, but these guys don't know how to, nothing actually, they don't
actually ever feel good.
They don't know what feeling good is, they just know fucking winning and like competing
and thinking of happiness as a zero sum game they have to take from other people.
Not me, I get that much money, I'm creating happiness.
One of the questions I asked her was does Elon Musk want to be loved by so many people?
He strikes me as a guy who's very desperate for approval from people that don't respect him.
It's such clear, rich, strict dad bullshit.
It's the most hack, even his pathologies are hack.
It's like fucking like, oh, look at me, papa, and it is that shit of like wanting to be
funny.
Oh, this was awesome.
Did you see the top minds of our administration?
I haven't been cut a bit, I broke my arm, I'm working on a movie right now so I'm not
really keeping that up and all this stuff.
Just regular, famous guy shit.
Yeah, just regular actors stuff.
Hollywood Hellkiest.
Okay, well take a look at, yeah, I think we're getting bodied.
it right now holy shit we have 61,000 viewers what is that we're getting
normally we're at like 36 so someone is like a viewbotting the stream okay to
what to get you kicked off or something yeah to try to get me fucking in
trouble but I don't think that's how this works you know I don't again I don't
really give a fuck if you get kicked off again I disavow mr. Mr. Piker again I'm
only here to clear my good name before any internet rumors start with this when
this investigation gets underway.
Yeah, Stavros paid for the bots with the Cuban paystores that he got from the Cuban
government, because he wanted my reach to be as expansive as possible.
I'm leaking it, okay?
Do you condemn Hamas Piker?
Fully in the strongest ways possible.
Yeah.
Okay, let's take a look at what RFK Jr. and Trump were up to today.
There are so many other confirmation studies that show children who are circumcised early
have double the rate of autism.
This checks out to me, a proud, see, which one of us is uncertain, which one is certain?
Who is the autistic one here?
Who is a proud hooded warrior that has high EQ, knows, you know, understands emotions.
Why did you hit the autism?
to stunt on you that I could even take your mannerisms and breathe more life into that.
That's crazy.
At least now he's dressing like the fucking, as soon as he gets in trouble he starts dressing
like an SGA president.
That's autistic behavior.
You switch right from fucking anime teachers to a fucking suit when he's in trouble.
If he's not autistic and clipped, and I'm fucking uncerked and the fucking man, I don't know
what to tell you guys.
Yeah, it's a proven claim.
Why are you hitting me?
Why are you hitting me so hard right at her, it's true.
You're reminding me of what was taken from me.
the uh... broken clock is right twice and they're right they're absolutely on
board with us
in circumcising children
as positive
and that makes sense
wait wait we gotta hear what trump has to say
there's a tremendous uh...
approve for evidence i would say is that i'm doctor but i've studied this for a long time
in the United States of America saying I've studied
circumcision and autism for a long, long time.
Just on his own time.
My area of interest.
In between apprentice tapings, he's just kind of cracking up a medical journal.
Wow, another study.
Another study, wow.
Trump's definitely clipped, right? He has to be.
Yeah, for sure.
He's probably the generation that started making it.
It's always people that have been robbed, that are the ones who are, you know, the most
invested in this, myself included, of course.
That's why I'm an intactivist.
Wait, more RFK videos, RFK is used to snatch those two black racer snakes off of Dr. Oz's
patio in Bonkers' video.
Oh wow.
Dude, what the fuck, honey, honey?
No, you know, that's fucking awesome actually.
fucking cool they're playing me yeah all the peptides in that motherfuckers body
did when you look at what is more preservative than man at this point when
you see this though this is when you watch this unfold that's how you
understand why Olivia news he was like I want to fuck dude honestly yeah somebody
somebody grabbing snakes that's yeah there's a primal thing to that where I
I would probably let him like in that moment. I was I was he cracked your shit
I wouldn't let him crack my shit, but I would let him buy me a drink after I see him grab it
And then listen the balls in his court from yeah, but that does get him in the door. I must admit that I
Will let him crack immediately
They were having sex
Oh fuck wait are those like poisonous
Why is he dangling in front of Cheryl Hies' face?
You can, Cheryl!
That is probably the dynamic.
How do you like this, Cheryl?
It's so crazy that Cheryl Hies is married to RFG Jr. and is going on the side quest with RFG Jr. on all this shit.
I know, that's not what you were thinking, right?
When you're Cheryl, you're like, well, I'm marrying into the Kennedys.
Yeah, it's you know, it's like classy for me to retire as a Kennedy and then it's like you get into this fucking bullshit
There's motherfuckers. You just got pink-ass testosterone skin
He's one thing I love about the maha movement is that their biggest win has been something a very fat person would want
Which is it seems like all they've accomplished is make fast food taste better
Yeah, like I love it that beat Palo from fuck. Yeah, dude. Yeah, give me beef down rice. Give me
Yeah, real sugar soda.
They can still get fat as shit.
Like, that's literally the thing.
That would have been what I started.
That would have been my first day in office.
I would have been like beef tallow fries.
Yeah.
Just because I love the taste of shit.
It's awesome.
They've done nothing.
That's the only thing they've been able to fucking get done.
They've done nothing to make Americans healthy.
No.
Like, if you were, like, I'll be honest.
If you were to be like, everyone gets a GLP one.
Everyone gets like whatever peptides you want.
Red and True Tides specifically.
I would really like for the Eli Lilly clinical trials to finish.
What's that about?
Red excretide is basically like ozempic,
but it actually improves your muscle mass.
It's literally the perfect.
I want it so fucking bad, bro.
I get smurfy ass, motherfucker.
I want it so fucking bad.
I want it in check.
Me and you live in a prison.
You want fucking red excretide?
Yeah.
That's pathetic.
Yeah, I want it.
That's fucking pathetic, bro.
The figs are knocking.
Hold on.
Shit, dude.
There's someone at the door.
What if this is when I receive my subpoena?
The sniper gets his ass?
That would be so annoying if I had to be here
while his son was killed on the stream.
Recently.
Yeah.
I had to fucking call the police and shit.
I want to watch the fucking game, dude.
That would ruin my night, dude, if his son was murdered right
here.
Oh, I'm sorry.
That would hurt you if you'd upset your mom.
I want to go fucking, I want to go watch the Timberwolves.
I'm sorry, I want to go with the Spurs fucking ponder game,
dude.
And I'm gonna be frowning thinking about you dead
that's gonna piss me off.
Yeah, that would ruin your vibes.
And then you would watch Wood Wembley.
I'm just gonna do the nicks.
We gotta watch it.
Watch it, Joe.
As much I love Victor, this is the next year.
It's the next year.
We're running through everybody.
Can I, I already talked about this,
but I don't think New York deserves it.
Shut the fuck up.
It's fresh.
Bro, you already have Zoran.
Yeah, you can't be...
You should want this.
This will teach people.
This is literally how dumb America is.
They'll be like, whoa, they get a Muslim mayor
They want a championship. We're gonna have fucking Muslims everywhere
Only to get through to people
Jets are good now
Forget it, dude. That was we're getting Muslim socialists fucking at every every Cleveland every city that hasn't won
Not even not even they're gonna do this for like they're gonna do this for like southern football. Yeah
Oh the SEC
SEC is gonna be doing praying six times a day. Yeah, I'll always get your prayer mats out
They're gonna be doing that let's remember where mecca is
Shia the Shia callers like oh
They're hitting themselves. They're gonna be doing that. Oh, yeah
Lifting weights. Yeah, I can call to prayer. Yeah, exactly. That'd be awesome. We we need them Shia boys
Oh, it'll be really funny if like we get Sunni Shia rivalries like Alabama Sunni fucking Clemson Shia or whatever
America's hit with the Islam, right?
You're not wrong.
I'm telling you, that's the only thing Americans understand is there's sports teams doing good.
So you should want, this would be a big win for socialism and Muslim socialism, which is twice as bad.
This would be a big win if we win, if the Knicks win.
Okay, true. You saw that.
But Mao, when by Mao, my Mao is too.
He's got time. He's got time.
And listen, I love him. I really do love him.
It's actually been really hard being like, oh, fuck,
this I immediately.
It would be more rewarding to punish the terrorists
of Oklahoma City, to be fair.
It's true, I was like, because you go after San Antonio,
they're a fucking amazing team.
And they're on the come up.
Yeah, and they're on the come up.
O.K.C., on the other hand, is basically
the Golden State Warriors in the middle of the country.
Yeah, they've designed a super team.
And they've designed a super team,
they're fucking foul merchants, they're flop merchants.
Stole Seattle's team, let's not forget.
Some fucking scumbag fucking fracking motherfucker,
I don't know the fracks, but he does energy.
Stole Seattle's team, they don't deserve it.
That's who doesn't deserve it.
I do not think they've paid this thing off enough.
Yeah, and she's already hot on top of everything else.
Like he's hot and he also gets to fucking
and he gets all his calls.
And he's fucking Toronto.
He does not, yeah, he is hot, but you know, whatever.
He doesn't seem like, he's in O.K.C.
Can you really cheat in O.K.C.?
I mean, it's not, listen, if he was in Miami, he's in New York, L.A. fine, but who are you,
who are you, as an NBA player to have to cheat in Oklahoma City?
He's probably has to fucking fly, he's probably fly women from like Dallas and shit like that.
You know, well, you know, well, he has a family.
All right.
Well, this is, this is RFK Junior picking up his dinner.
It's like, yum!
He's just there.
He's outside here.
Oh, sorry, man. Just tending to my media empire.
Wow.
As the fan-ears were Oklahoma, I will not stand with them because he's slander.
I mean, Oklahoma City deserves a good team.
No, they don't. Listen.
The only trick, the only...
I had to kick, I have like a joke that's sort of mentioned in the news special, which you know will be by the way
If you're in Baltimore, we're doing it 18th and the 19th and I'm on tour again because I broke my arm
Stavi.biz for tickets. I'm coming to the West Coast
But I have a joke that just kind of mentions trans stuff and the only place I had to kick someone out of being transphobic was Oklahoma City
Some dumb bitch was like no
Boo
Everyone okay, she's good everyone around her was like shut up, bitch
And we tossed her but I will say it was tough
I was like I went I even went to Omaha and I was like Omaha's kind of this downtown is kind of cute
Okay, see man, dude, wait you didn't see you didn't see a brick city or whatever or brick town whatever it's called
I guess I would remember my brother like I visited ok see a lot
Mm-hmm, and it's very clear that you have like a bunch of fucking
Petro billionaires that are like desperately trying to make it to make it cool. Gotcha, and they're they're like spend much money on any of that
Well, I mean to be fair, I I feel it and then that was the first night of that leg
But yeah, they have like they have like whiskey bars like every I feel like every city you can speak to this because you travel a lot more than I do
Every American town no matter how forgotten or how far over it is
Literally looks the same now. I feel like where they all have like the black or bruise
They're like doing the hipster shit from like the late 2000s right that's early no, that's true. That's true anywhere
You go every fucking city. He's just got Edison bulbs. Yeah. Yeah, and it's like they just got wava
You got the rustic look. Yeah. Yeah, and and the you know, micro brewery
Hamburger special. No, that's true
And that's why I'm like the place at the place I like our cities and have a unique identity. Yeah, I don't know
Maybe I'm not giving okay scene of credit. I just know that
Ah, it was tough. They had a fucking nice, I mean, the best thing I saw was the fucking,
the fucks I called the Bass Pro job was awesome. I'll give him that.
ADL's posting about me again. Hassan Piker is just a Jewish member of Congress being
Israel first because he refused to condone a Nazi tattoo. Think about that. A Jewish
lawmaker imposes Nazi imagery and Piker's response to question is loyalty and suggestions
of views are driven by Israel. Piker's weaponizing that Congressman is Jewish. First of all,
I didn't even know he was Jewish.
How the fuck am I supposed to know?
It's crazy.
Fikers, and secondly, no, I said that because he,
this guy, oh my God, bro, this guy,
Jake Auschwitz lost, first of all,
is unbelievably pro-Israel.
Secondly, he went on the Sunday shows
and literally was like,
I will refuse to endorse Grant Platner,
which literally means he doesn't want
a Democratic majority in the Senate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry, you don't want a Democratic majority
in the Senate because you wanna make sure
Republicans still control the Senate so we can be and we can have a pro-Israel Senate get the fuck out of here
I mean dude the Democrat. I don't how the fuck can you even put any faith in that party?
They're fighting such clear progress tooth and nail even the fucking losers like look obviously
I'm must of your balls, but if you're a fucking Democrat who's happy this fuck again, does he deserve his life? No
Absolutely not and I know a lot of you motherfuckers want to be pundits are so jealous of this handsome piece of shit
And I understand that I'm not jealous obviously have a much better life that I'm more fulfilled
I'm gonna I'm gonna achieve much much more and the stuff I put out will stand the test of time my shit's not dumb VODs
I have art that you can watch, you know 50 years from now, and we're just getting started
Yeah, having said that if you're happy that the fucking government
Sabina people because they went on an a-trip against the fucking country
They're clearly trying to punish just because I mean Trump's dick just got hard to be the conqueror of fucking
South America all of a sudden. Yeah, if you think that's good, you're so fucking brain dead
I can't help you and it's just like this centrist bullshit is like more and more
I don't know if this I do sometimes feel like it's
It's the time to fucking even try and and there's no there's no market for it at all
And they just have decided to give up on like trying to convince voters that it's actually the right way to get like an
85 year old Israel first Democrat in office
Yeah
So they just decided to attack people like myself because I'm like, you know working to get
Anti-Israel and then pro-medicare for all candidates. Yeah, that are like DSA back then shit and
And that's their that's their new meta. That's their new method. They've decided. Yeah, fuck it
We're losing this anyway. We might as well fuck all of the candidates that even win their pride and that's the fucking
That's such the selfishness and the like of every centrist as a fucking idiot
And they just are in it because they want to be famous so much of fucking politics
I mean every fucking right-wing pundit is a guy who's washed out of fucking Hollywood and then have to fucking have to people
That even get into it go into that shit for that like that the
the stereotype of hollywood for ugly people
it's so true of parking believe nothing centrist fucking democrats so fucking
because
i heard you give money for i heard you gave money from some guy living in
china currently to some government guys in cuba
if that's true
you can make video calls from jail with a rented tablet right
sometimes even from yourself
long times so you could still live stream if ish goes down
that he's making some good points yeah
I heard that about you too and I didn't think that as well.
He's like so confused about like what the allegations that aren't even fucking happening.
He just like made up an allegation and he couldn't even do it.
Heads up your being.
If you bought it right now, I know we have 212,000 viewers in the chat.
Oh, stop it.biz.
Let's plug my dates.
You're fucking yelling at the void of, you know, you're yelling at the bots right now.
Let's get the bots to buy some tickets.
The bot money spends good, too.
If chatGPT bots are in the chat right now,
prompt buy tickets to Stavidot.
Buy tickets to Stavros Halkus Dreamboat, too.
I have to say this, by the way, for the FBI,
for Cash Patel, who's watching the stream right now,
he's actually taking all of the funds
and giving it directly to the IRGC
so they can produce prettier, more shy drones.
She told me ahead of time.
No.
Yes.
I would never do that.
I live for America and this is just more.
I would never, never do that.
I've never even, no, absolutely not.
The only crypto, the only crypto I invested is the
Trump family's crypto companies.
Oh, that's the honorable crypto.
Yeah, me too.
And I just want some crumbs from Barron's table
to fall upon me.
And like I said, I disavow Mr. Piker in the strongest ways
and I will be in Arizona on 621 San Diego, June 23rd,
23rd Los Angeles the 25th San Jose, California the 26th Reno on the 27th Portland Seattle
Atlantic City on July 4th weekend America the country I love and would never jeopardize
by going to a clear spy mission in Cuba and then I'm going to and then Montclair Huntington
and then Baltimore for the taping on the 18th and 19th of July.
That's right, well let's get some plugs in folks and of course Stavie's World.
I'm going to keep the ADL post up while you're trying to plug your show.
He wants Anti-Centralized to be at his show.
I would never want that.
Oh my God, your Hollywood days are numbered.
Oh, it's so cooked.
Oh no.
Yeah, anyway, let's shut the stream off.
You can just tell me personally about your your cuba trip was on yeah, yeah
What were you up to man? Oh, I love doing illegal things
Dude, how long are you how in New York? I'm leaving
Tomorrow, yeah, I'm leaving tomorrow
I'm out of here dude, even though I was I was gonna go on Charlemagne show
Oh, but I have to I have to do some Canada interviews in Los Angeles. It's crazy because I'm coming back
Oh, you are back to New Jersey for Adam. I'm doing a rally with them. Oh, yeah
Going back to the to the motherland where I popped out of initially
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and do they have they do they have an anchor statue at the hospital outside of the hospital that you were born?
Like, what are you talking about?
Dude, that's like the other thing.
They're trying to denaturize me.
They don't want your bitch ass in Turkey either.
That's true.
I can't even go back to Turkey.
You're going to be fucking.
You're going to be swimming to Little St. James just because
you know nobody's lives there.
You know it's empty right now.
You can only live on Epstein Island.
It's the only government that will accept you.
I'll go to Alaska.
I can't even go to Turkey, it's so bad.
You're gonna be rolling the boat back to fucking Cuba?
Yeah.
Which is at the precipice of invasion, so I can't even go there.
I'm gonna escape to Cuba and then they're gonna invade and then arrest me.
Immediately, dude.
They're gonna be like, dangerous radical terrorists is on, escape to Cuba, we have to, we have
to indict him.
No, don't worry dude, I'll fucking hide you, bro.
Yeah.
will you hide you bro i will real there's a real i will do it
yeah how anti-semitic immediate
which only
american
uh... zionist
west side
the most dangerous really scary the most dangerous place for pro-israel people
anywhere in the world yeah menhattan
tehran for you now baba yeah that's it
we could be we could be going to tehran honestly
Sorry, bro, we'll find a fucking Greek island.
We'll start over.
Let's see what else they say in the cook chair.
I want to see.
I want to see them work through the motions
of trying to comprehend what took place here.
This is my opinion.
I could be wrong.
I think she turned down a $40, $50 million offer
that would basically silence her.
And amongst other things, basically say
that you can't say anything or do anything.
You know, I'm not the father.
And I think she said, and kudos to her,
money can't buy my silence.
and and then here's the issue
she's now using that
uh... freedom speech
to completely disbanded by trump and he won't
sort of like
and this is my opinion respect actually
uh... hell half of every local woman scorned
uh... she's been a man
she's in a blaze of glory right now it would seem
based on what i've seen
but you know what you have got in your life look at the forty one
five hundred dollars a year which is for
he's so mad
He's so mad on behalf of Elon Musk, the wealthiest guy on the planet.
He's got that guy so fucking pathetic.
Yeah, he hates me the most.
Patrick, David, won't have me on the fucking stream.
Wow.
He won't have me on the broadcast.
What about a nice marketplace of ideas?
Yeah, dude, it's fucked up.
I'm his number one fan.
I'm his top guy, bro.
You're like when they say the only one, when they spin model.
The country is, oh, is that that guy?
Yeah.
Oh, I know what's on that.
So Trump is talking about the border and the illegals of the problems.
They are the problem.
They are.
Kerry mentioned one story.
There's been four this week.
And people like that.
They say, oh, it's not really a problem.
You say that.
He's on the same peptide mix that RFK Jr. is on.
That's why he's so red.
Yeah, yeah.
It's not happening to you.
It is a problem.
And by the end of this four years, the number's probably going to be 18 million.
State of California.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Look at this guy.
He's got a fucking top, a cat, a shirt with a cat and a top hat on it on it.
I
He's so red it's fucking yeah, I think it by the way first of all I don't respect any
Nebo baby
Is a job and what if I want to buy the way we found out after this they he tried to a stream
Of course he did they all want to be they want to be famous so bad. It's pathetic. They don't believe anything
Yeah, they believe fucking nothing. Yeah, he's red for an amazing reason
This guy Hassan has said in the past that America's deserve 9-11. So don't even talk don't even open your mouth
You don't have no reason to talk.
I'm a big fan of you.
I'm a big fan of you.
I'm a big fan of you, so I don't want anything.
You say that a lot of things.
You're turning red.
Somebody like you.
You shouldn't even be in like this.
There's nothing funny in this.
I was getting a little bit.
You got it.
He's on this panel.
He doesn't belong on your show.
He doesn't belong.
You have your pure Snowden show.
Yeah, no, if there's one show that we both play on,
it's the pure Snowden show.
I'm sorry to report, brother.
Ham, we're sorry.
He's off the tee, though.
He's fucking, he's beige down a little bit.
His skin color is, uh...
He must, for real, bust fast and have a little ass dick.
Because I have a little dick, but I don't bust fast,
and I'm so chill.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I don't have that...
And you're not, you're not, sir.
He probably is, sir.
You think he's sir, because he's mad about it?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I mean thousand dollars
wait so is there a
people are saying Vinny has stand up we have to fuck yes we have to look at a
fellow yes I don't know he's a colleague
I don't know he's a colleague
I didn't I I'll tell you I'll wait a second
it's it's crazy that he's just like
he is incapable of being funny because he's so angry all the time yeah
Month and she was like no she's like no, and you want me to want to bet peanuts of course
It's peanuts. We guess what you think it's stopping Elon. You think it's stopping anybody else
But I think where you were going was if you fall into this camp of the
Hassan piker jank weager young Turks
Leftists, you know combined with the horseshoe right. It's a dangerous path
Oh, yeah, this guy's pro-Israel.
I forget that they're like a, like, they dick-ride Israel,
so they're doing the horseshoe ride.
That's so funny that now the, like, non-anti-Semite
right wing has to pretend that it's like,
they sound like fucking centrists.
Yeah, they sound like centrist dems.
They're annoying.
Like, the fascists, they're like,
hey, come on, it's these cowards
centrist Israel first right wingers.
No, but it's really funny, because like,
these trees, I got, oh, hell yeah.
What's this from?
I don't even know.
Well produced. Yeah, lol network stand up 1.5 K views three months ago
But this is probably not three months ago hashtag Kevin Hart hashtag Marines hashtag stand up
Wait, was he a fucking US Marine dude? You disrespecting a US marina. Fuck dude. Yeah
But
Yeah, these guys now have to do this weird thing is that I find very funny where they're like
We hate woke right except for Jewish people right right except for Jewish people who are pro-Israel the most
Moline of the most disparaged group in America
The funniest one is Bill Maher who like his whole thing was like
Remember he did that he did the atheist documentary religious and then and then he's made his whole career talking about it like how you know
Muslims are animals. Yeah, and then he believes
The like promised to them 2000 years ago should it's like by who you're the atheist
Like you know what promised that promised land to the to the Jews of the Bible and it's like it's you were smart
You were smart you were smirking about how stupid the Bible was fucking 15 years. Yeah, now he likes it all those guys are
are fucking frauds you know they're they're fraudulent I really see the
stand-up though man I really gotta show you let's show you Vinny's five
minute he's catching up with family it was crazy I got orders to Iraq when I
was in the military it was nuts because my family's Middle Eastern right wait
Hey, he's from the Middle East, though?
That's cool.
I didn't know him.
Be careful.
Be careful, everyone.
No, I just, well, next to Patrick by David,
everybody looks whiter because he's so Middle East.
Dude, when he was yelling at you,
that's the most fucking Middle Eastern guy of all time.
That's true.
Well, he live in LA.
He's from, he now is in Florida,
so I always assume that they're Cuban or Italian or something.
Yes, yes.
There is this Florida rake that basically turns you
into the same guy.
No matter what your ethnic background is.
You're vaguely brown, tan.
You either become Cuban or Israeli.
And nothing in between.
That's just Florida.
I don't know them.
I don't know them.
I don't.
So I got orders.
I called my mom.
Like, oh, mom, going to Middle East, and she was like,
she's trying to do the Italian guy with the hat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's his place.
You don't talk to him.
He's not Chinese.
Yeah, man, he's Chinese.
I'm down.
I'm down.
And he's done the noise already, he's done a couple of classes.
Hey, you know, he goes, no, I'm not worried about that.
She's like, I'm worried that you're going to go there
and you're going to run into people there that we know.
And yo, that hit, I was like, can you imagine that me and my squad
about to kick down the door in Iraq?
And as we kicked the door, we're like, pfft, everybody get down!
And my uncle's just standing there like, you need it?
It's funny, man.
He's got it.
It's like, you're shooting me on the wall.
Yeah, a lot of act-abs.
It's awesome.
Yeah, I love my physical.
I grew physical.
That's what's missing!
I don't like your physical life.
I got physical, dude. I had to postpone it because of my fucking broken arm.
You got too physical.
I thought that was a freak masturbation accident.
No, dude, it's my right.
But I can't still jack off.
I can give myself a stranger now.
I've regained my range of motion.
So what happened with your arm?
Bro, I straight up fell off a scooter.
I had a little kid's injury.
I fucking fell off a scooter and broke my fucking arm.
So how did you keep losing the weight then?
No joke, for the first time ever, I got so depressed, I couldn't eat.
That's the opposite.
It's never happened to me in my life, but I thought it was like a side effect of breaking
your arm, and my doctor was like, no, actually, you should be eating more because your body
needs to heal.
But I was so sad because of how much it fucked my life up that I just could, and I tried
to stop smoking weed at the same time, and dude, I just had no appetite.
I was like, I actually gained back like 10 pounds from the fucking most I had lost because
because I got so fucking sad after I broke my arm.
That's crazy.
But we're fine.
We're rebuilding special, you know.
It was gonna come out in July,
now it's, I'm recording it in July.
We're gonna figure out when it's gonna come out, but.
Yeah.
This is the skinniest I've seen you.
Yeah, dude.
I mean, I've been on the, I've been fucking,
I've been on the fact I'm medicine.
Yeah, but I thought, I thought you were literally just,
you were eating, you know.
I was.
There's a lot of,
because I remember, I was like, you started this thing,
you started the whole show, you know,
getting fit and whatnot.
I was like, this motherfucker is getting fat.
Yeah, I mean, that's your only,
I got fatter for three seasons,
and then we dialed in the last season, I did lose weight.
Yeah, he got the fat shot, but it makes him fat.
Yeah, I truly could eat through it,
but yeah, I was sad as fuck, I was depressed,
and that worked, and I'm actually,
I can't wait for this shit to be,
I also fucked my back up, I've had a weird year,
and so I just fucked a bunch of my shit up,
Once kids is the monkey paw dude it curled on you you got you got unprecedented you got unearned the Lord the Lord
And you have no business being
It is true it is very funny for the first movie I'm in to be like to get Oscar nominations
But you know on their own someone say I'm a you know natural talent
You know I transcend the internet some of us will be here forever, right?
Some of our entire careers will stay right here on this fucking screen.
And some of us will be remembered as dangerous criminals.
In perpetuity.
Yeah, when you're live streaming off a fucking galaxy in fucking jail, you fucking talk to
me then, dude.
I'll be at the Oscars while you're fucking at 11.
I'll be trying to call you over, like, Starro's, yeah, collect call from, decline, I'm gonna
be calling you from the federal penitentiary.
Don't worry dude, I'll put some money on your books, you'll have all the ramen you fucking
want, your commissary is going to be looking nice dude.
I'm going to give you enough money for honey buns so you don't get assaulted.
You can trade honey buns to stave off sexual violence.
Because of me, I will do that for you, but again, I will be an anonymous donor, you won't
ever know who it's coming from.
I'll know, deep down inside I'll know.
I'm going to log in as Patrick Bank David.
That would make me so much happier.
i'm gonna put that i'm back but they would give you ramen noodles and jay and
cigarettes in jail
under three k i don't know why they're fucking bought in the shit out of this
i guess they were excited to stop roses here
i think it's not like ira dimple by the way special i mean it's not great but
it's just really it's just very very paint by numbers this is a that he has
He hasn't said one original thing yet, and it's just like very early comic stuff.
He's not a bad performer for how clearly he hasn't started doing stand-up.
I also do think-
He's a better stand-up than he is a commentator, I'll tell you how much.
He's also doing the overly feminine mannerisms that I feel like is a crutch for a lot of
people that want to be funny, where it's like, oh!
Well yeah, I mean, if you want, we can point out all the fucking hack shit he did already,
but it's like he did the little noise immediately, I mean all the act-outs.
The joke, he also contradicted himself in the setup and the punchline, but it doesn't matter
because he's just looking for, you know, kind of easy, easy laughs that he has.
But as a performer, he's good at prompting those.
The thing is, it is hard to be a hack actually, to be an actual good hack and who actually
kills.
It's not that easy.
I don't respect it.
He's actually, you know, competent in terms of his performance.
Ben, that would have ruined my relationship with my uncle, right?
I would never be able to go back to visit now. You feel me like I'm a civilian now
How awkward would that be me walking into a script like hey
Hey, I'm so sorry. You're like, hey look who's here. Hey, G.I. Joe
You're the cousin of the world from a completely military, not even a comedian. He's telling jokes now, okay
Yeah, he's Assyrian as well
Of course, dude.
Mr. He's only hiring a series.
Maybe that's why.
Oh my god, I realize now he won't have the Ottoman sun on for what the Ottomans did
to the Assyrians.
That's true, that's true.
He did early on ask me to be on a show as soon as I started going early.
But I just looked at his shit and I was like, this is some weird Republican shit.
I didn't look into it anymore.
God, you had the opportunity a lot of times.
I'm sorry, man.
If I had known how much it meant to you, I would have done it just to rub it in.
I fucking, yeah.
I'm not ironically loving him.
like he reminds me of he's fascinating he is fascinating he reminds me of
jank but you're like on ozempic yeah yeah similar mannerism what is this three
weeks ago seems like no reactionary comedy in here oh fuck yeah
a lot of people think that Indian accent is funny the buddy buddy buddy buddy
oh wow he came out of this right into it right into it yeah everybody wants to be
Nick Mullen his eyes have gotten sadder in the intervening years. Yeah, right? I don't think this is recent
I think they're just like re-uploading older. Yeah, this isn't recent
That accent is very dangerous
I go to the gym my gym is over 24 hours
I walk in at 345 there's nobody there. It's the receptionist and just the mexican guy. He's that human gender, right?
I'm working for egg whites, I eat avocado toast, just all over the shit, I got in the car, I took a pre-workout, I didn't eat, I just sniffed the shit out of it, I was like, here we go, we're gonna do this, alright?
He's a pure actor, man.
I'm like, you know what, let me do my next...
Joe Rogan, I feel like I'm gonna say that.
Hey, hey, hey, there's more right...
Defendant, right?
Honestly?
Defendant real quick.
The writing is much better than the writing is writing.
I'm just saying man, I'm just saying man, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's what I'm saying, he gave him the head bob, can we actually watch it again?
That was literally frame one.
Let's see how many seconds in he does it.
Okay, so it starts off right here comedy show.
A lot of people think that Indian accent is funny.
Okay, 9 seconds.
He gets up like 5 seconds.
So 4 seconds in, he's doing the voice in the head, Bob.
That's awesome.
He came out awesome.
He came out hot.
And the thing that's actually more pathetic, he didn't really commit to it.
He just kind of...
He felt a sense of shame.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He came out of his bed.
He said, it's funny.
Hey, what are you doing?
Yeah, he did it a little bit.
Bob did it a little bit.
He didn't go the full Bob.
Yeah.
Um, no respect for that one, Vinny. You gotta commit, big dog.
Oh my god.
I'm getting it ready. I'm picking it up.
Yeah, he's like talking the same bit.
Yeah, weightlifting. No, no.
I'm just doing it just in case. Just doing this.
So I'm getting it ready. I'm picking it up.
And you guys have to pick up something so heavy, the voice in your head's like,
Put the shit down. Get the fuck out of here right now.
Nobody saw you get the hell out but my ego and the pre-workout was like shut the fuck up. Let's go
All right, so I get the way
It comes down to here it hits my sternum and come it bounces to here. This is bone. It's not spring
Okay, it went here and then stop here, and I swear to God this voice came out of my body
Okay
Okay, because that's what's interesting is like again. He's not a bad performer. It's just he can't he's not funny
He can't pick up one such that he just had to put that scream in a completely unearned
Anyway, let's see what else what he's got. So this is what he was doing five years ago
My goat
That's that's that's common. Oh
Everybody that's new get to see my little nip rope like
No jibber enough slut pause yo these fucking e-girls bro. He really is going e-girl mode on that's crazy
That's fun to do up two different games. This is crazy dude without the ability to do act outs
He has to do a gay voice
Because you can't do act outs on twitch. I guess he got it did he showed his tits
that is literally that he's doing it what a queen yeah we're gonna go let's
catch this dog let's go back to back to back to back to back to back to back
oh Sean oh Sean what's her name oh and I'm getting shot what is it you said a
kite wait a minute I think we should be watching you do this one nice quick
Thank you.
Let's stay away from guys who are flying in places.
I don't think we need this right now, son.
Let's do a different one, man.
Let's do a different one.
Let's bring up the ADL tweet.
Let's do a different one, bro.
I'm going to put the ADL tweet up again.
Oh, no.
That's just how you drop in with a pair.
I see.
I'm just not familiar with the game.
All right.
I'm not even going to do it.
You know what it is?
You know what it is?
You know what it is?
I'm here to disavow Hassan piker Hamas Hassan. I'm just here only to disavow him and to make clear
I was not involved in his legal trip to Cuba
Is this Lex Friedman trying to hitchhike in China? No
Wait with Mike, okay, this dude is the man. I love this guy
I have what it is real what the fuck he goes to China all the time this guy's actually British
I do want to go China looks awesome. It's I don't even know if I'm legally
Right isn't China good is what I would say if I
It's working yeah, I hate it America. That's what I would say, but I don't I love America. Yeah, what do you think about China?
How cool is it? I fucking hate it?
Because it's communism and I hate that
famous that this looks awesome though that yeah this so this guy's actually a
dope youtuber he's like been all around the world he's goes like Afghanistan
stuff but he's like chill he's not yeah some guys will do like nuisance
streaming would be like races he's like very Anthony Bourdain style but I guess
he like it's hitchhiking Tony and theaters this summer are you oh you're
in that you're in that that's crazy that's right pussy yeah he was not around
anyone that looks like you that's fucking bullshit yes he was dude we think line
cooks look like yeah I was playing another another Oscar now out of the
gates to help it dude I can't help it that's crazy and that's again why I'm
here to just let everybody know you're disavow me I disavow Hamas piker yeah
that's crazy wait let's watch this and I'll watch the trailer
what you are not
he went from like interviewing world leaders that's another guy I don't
fully understand he's like what a computer scientist or some shit he's like
a MIT adjunct professor or something that was just like I am literally the
number one professor in MIT or something.
People were like, no, you're not.
But it didn't matter, because on YouTube, everyone loved him.
Because he would just have like a cannibal warlord on,
and then be like, what do you think about love?
Right, right, right, right.
He would be like, well, don't you feel like instead of
eating your enemies, you should love them?
Right, hug them.
Yeah, you should hug them.
And then everyone would be like, this is brilliant.
I've never thought about that.
It seemed like it was like what a stupid person thinks a
smart guy is, is like MIT professor.
But it's like, there's so many different types
of intelligence.
Why would that guy be good at a talking show?
Yeah.
He was a research scientist.
A research scientist.
Yeah, he's a fake.
He gave one lecture at MIT.
That's it.
I don't know.
Well, Joe Rogan loved him.
He's like, Joe Rogan's like son.
I remember he was Joe's guy, yeah, yeah.
And obviously, that fucking skyrocketed success.
I personally don't have any issues with him.
I just think his outfit is very funny, where he fucking
eats Elon Musk's dick.
Ah, that's a problem, because I didn't have any problems with him, I just couldn't understand
what the appeal was if I'm being completely honest.
I was like, the show's not funny and then I was like, oh, it must be a science show,
but then he was talking about, yeah, like I had a buddy, my buddy Mark Norman did it,
and it's like if someone has no business being on a purely smart show, it's Mark who
all he loves is jokes, and I try to say that it was such a funny mix of like, just one,
Two types of guys that are so kind of in their own ways autistic, but anyway, so I was just I was just I didn't get him at all
That's all I'm saying. Yeah, neither do I but also in my head cannon. I've always
Thought she's a nice guy when he wears the suits. He literally looks like oh, yeah
He wanted to do the fucking Zelensky, Vladimir Putin thing where you wanted to like have them
You wanted that such a podcast guy thing to do to be like here's how we're gonna solve this crisis
Let's talk it out
Come on my podcast. We will be able to solve this problem. That's awesome to believe in yourself. Yeah
I'm actually kind of jealous and he thinks he's capable of that. He did interviews the last people were very mad about that
I think but also
He wears he used to wear these suits all the time, right? Yeah, and suit and tie and he looks
Exactly like this one guy in Turkey who assassinated the Russian ambassador
Have you ever seen that photo of him like holding up the gun? No chatters. I'm sure one of you has it
So in my head can I always just picture him as that guy for summer. He looks cool out of the suit actually
I think he looks cooler now. He looks like every other dog. He doesn't look like a stand. He looks
Isn't he Ukrainian or something?
He's he's something he doesn't have the freeway beard, bro. Yeah, but yeah, he's a dog son who shaved
Bro, that's a crazy poll. Someone send me that photo of the fucking assassin
Cuz he looks like him a lot with the suit
So I guess they're just trying to hitch I got in China, which is cool. He's Russian and Jewish, I believe
Oh, okay, so he is Ukrainian
He's a deep. Yeah. It's a deep cut joke. Okay
Scroll down halfway
Um, oh here it is.
Oh, this is recent.
Yeah, this is the guy.
Oh, I remember this.
I do remember this.
I do remember this.
In Chilling Video Assassin?
Yeah, this is the guy.
Oh, yeah.
He looks like him.
He looks like him.
I mean, he's just wearing a black suit.
I think you're just stupid.
I don't know why.
I just think he looks...
I think you're like a fucking baby who thinks they're meeting the real Elmo when it's at
a friend's birthday party.
That's... was that Lex Friedman yet?
This is Lex Friedman.
I mean, come on.
No.
No.
No, he's wearing a fucking black suit, dude.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, dude, Don Draper looks like the guy who killed the Russian fucking guy or whatever
the fuck you were talking about.
Okay, dude.
Wow, you look like him, too.
Yeah, well, thank you.
He went and trained Jujitsu with Matt, my close friend, 25 plus years.
His family's originally from Iran, mine is originally from the Soviet Union.
Okay, so I wasn't wrong.
He is from Russia, Ukraine, and Tajikistan.
Okay.
He does look like he would be a mixture.
I guess you're kind of right.
I know my race size.
Don't fucking test me.
I have that Balkan funk in me, dude.
That's like ancestral memories.
Yeah, right, right, right.
When you had to fight, when they sent you to a village
to separate all the different types of whites.
All the different types of European whites.
Oh, whites.
That's right.
That's right, that's right.
And by the way,
Sydney, Sweden should be playing every woman in the Odyssey.
What they're doing, Elon, you're right.
You're right, I disavow us on and everyone in the audience should be a blonde lady with
huge tits.
Yeah, no, I agree.
That's Pete.
Dude, what on a fucking bender on that thing?
Why are you not embarrassed to say shit like that?
Also, it's like, this shit is fake, you fucking morons.
Number one, it's fucking fake.
Number two, Greek people, as we were joking here, go to Greeks and actually look at those
motherfuckers.
I have a job, I don't want to do my own act, but we really are the most light-skinned Arabs.
That's what Greek people are.
And if you go to Crete, you get motherfuckers that look like, you know, they look Egyptian
because that's where they are.
They're basically like, you get people that look North African and Southern Greece.
They would have met black people way before they met fucking Norwegian motherfuckers.
And also, Zeus, everyone talk about Hell in Troy, Zeus raped a swan.
So this bitch is half swan nobody even knows what the fuck she looks like they just said she's a piece of ass
Anyway, the Odyssey shit does piss me off because it's a fucking fake-ass myth Greek people are brown basically and you know
Whatever yeah, but they got claim they got claim so it's I know they got got to sneak in why people want it are basically
It's like what a company acquiesce like when said when a Facebook bought Instagram. Yeah, they wanted to acquire
Or like or they wanted to acquire everything they were doing
doing white people want to acquire ancient Greece. Yeah. So they're like, all right.
So they can have culture. So we're going to buy. Yeah, we're going to buy out Greece.
We're going to count count that and pedophilia. Well, we'll listen to that. We, like I said,
we got it out of our system. Oh, we're done with that. Yeah. We got that with that before
Jesus was born. What a Turks up to to this day. Research, folks, research, folks, Greeks
got it out of their system before the Lord Jesus Christ came here. I don't know. I feel
I have an authority and Greece taught the Turks.
That was the only thing.
That was the only thing.
That was the only thing.
That was the only thing.
Nice fucking tribe, bro.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
That's what happened, I think.
No, no, no.
That's what it was.
Well, good luck to Vinny, I think.
Good luck to Vinny.
Let's wrap this...
I thought it would have been better than my show has hit me up.
I think it is attractive and as people get more concerned with AI and more
disillusioned with government this could have socialism's gonna make a comeback.
Just wait for it. Just wait for it.
No shit you fucking idiot, you're starving everybody.
No but he's saying that is like just in a way.
Of course he's scared.
Yeah he's gonna be like do you know where it happened?
Yeah.
You're wrong.
That's what socialism looks like.
Everyone wears burqa.
There's an anti-Zoram bro to us tonight at the upper east.
I started 7PM.
I gotta go.
Oh shit dude.
I gotta go get some of the worst head of my life.
Yeah.
Okay, I kinda low key wanna drop in on this shit.
Like, tonight at 7PM, 87th of York be there,
reclaim our city from mum daddy and his radical extremism.
Dude, dude, imagine being so fucking isolated and so hysterical that you're literally propping
yourself up against the most popular politician in the country.
He's just, yeah, he's such a good job at the same time.
He's doing like a sob numbers in different boroughs here.
Yeah.
And these guys are like, you know what we hate?
The guy who's accomplishing, yeah, the likable guy who's accomplishing his agenda and everybody
loves him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This will certainly turn this entire process around for us.
Everyone's going to love Israel now.
The instincts are so fucking bad.
Because you've never had to actually, it's always just been blunt force, shut down, dissent,
just lie, whatever, whatever.
Now that it's like people are like, hey, why don't we look at, I don't know, some facts.
These type of motherfuckers are panicking for sure.
Yeah.
No, it's like, like, post-October 7th, when people saw what Israel was doing, and they
were like, oh my God, that's horrifying, and then they saw what Israel was doing ahead
It's great like holy fuck your shit. I'll never be in favor of this again
This lady's husband is a plastic surgeon by the way and her face is still busted. Excuse me. Hey, um, I don't see
attractiveness
The first true thing you've ever said
I don't see color I don't see I don't see sex appeal. I don't objectify women
Well, I do
Breaking Chris Rav endorses, oh hell yeah dude, let's go.
This is the communist network dude, you see this shit?
I don't know about Chakra Barty.
I fuck with Chris Rav obviously.
Yeah, no, Chakra Barty is my guy.
Oh shit, go ahead.
He's my other guy in San Francisco.
But the San Francisco left don't like him
because he's fucking super rich.
And he's like, in local politics he's like fund raised,
or not fundraise, but like gave 10 grand here and there,
which is fucking chump change for just a millionaire.
It's like, isn't this what we want
our fucking rich motherfuckers to do?
What would you rather you do,
fucking buy a blue sky and make that racist?
Like, it's like, this is what we want
these motherfuckers to do.
Yeah, like Tom Steyer in fucking California is like.
That shit is fucking good, man.
He speaks fluent, well, Tom Steyer.
I don't know if you've seen him in interviews
where he's like, yeah, we have to do it.
And he really looks like he does it.
Yeah, yeah, you would not shut up to him.
I'm obviously supporting Spencer Pratt.
Oh my god.
Apparently, okay here's some tea.
I thought I was going to get an interview with him.
But it turns out his team was informed of who I am and he's like using me as campaign
material now.
Can you spread this video to Spencer Pratt around?
He says, M-HUD?
He doesn't want it seen.
Yeah, by the way, the reason why the San Francisco left hate him is because, you know, have you
ever heard of Dean Preston?
So he's the guy that looks like Brace, who was running in San Francisco.
big problem yeah you cannot look like brace and want to career in public
office no no I don't want to shut up it's like there he literally officiated
braces oh really I always say he looks like a brace but braces hotter is what
I oh that's tough so Dean appreciated his way to the entire DSS like San
San Francisco DSA, you know, he's a member and they were backing him in his campaign.
So Shoikot at the time gave 10 grand to his opponent that unseated him and so they never
let that go.
So they fucking hate him.
And they're now mad at me too.
DSA San Francisco is like a little mad at me for pumping up Shoikot a lot because they're
like, they're not officially endorsing anybody but they're like reluctantly kind of on the
side of Connie Chan.
Why?
What's the difference?
She's a local politician that has at least had some initiatives defending some left initiatives
in San Francisco.
So they don't trust them.
Oh my gosh, I almost said bro, it looks like Chubby Kirk.
Oh, dude, I see him everywhere now.
He does look like Chubby.
Oh, damn, that one right there, yeah.
Chubby Kirk.
Okay, the bots are gone.
We're back to fucking tiny ass 35, 36K.
You couldn't take us down.
You couldn't take us down, boss.
Fucked up.
It's sad.
We're speaking too much fucking truth.
Yeah.
Yeah, he was asked in an interview about being connected
to Alex Geroz and conspiracy theorists and shit like that.
Because he's like literally Timu Trump.
He's so, it's crazy how people are just fucking stupid.
He's so, it's crazy how people are just fucking stupid.
She said, I don't need to hear it.
She said, you don't believe in vaccines.
You think that the Sandy Hook massacre was a hoax,
and that you're a conspiracy theorist.
What's your response to that?
I'll say, Nithi Aram is a pathological liar.
That just a week ago,
with an eight-times online.
How fucking stupid can people be?
He literally said that.
You're right, he's literally just stealing
Trump's mannerisms.
He's saying,
didn't these people, didn't he have like some weird like,
weren't they doing some wholesome shit?
Like, didn't they have like a, you know,
they were obviously like evil,
reality TV people.
And then I felt like they had a farm or some,
they were trying to like do their,
I don't know, I never followed through on what the fuck he was up to, but I heard that he, like...
He did a bunch of like, he was like a chess one kid, he blew through all that,
and then he tried to like, start a Etsy business where he sells crystals.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, crystals, that's what it was.
And then that failed too.
Yeah.
It was like this whole thing of like, ooh, Spencer, he's made that fucking...
They were both on a fucking show.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what the show is.
Who the fuck was his wife's name?
But people will know in the chat, but basically like,
He did he's just like a failure after failure. He's like failing upwards, which is kind of like Donald Trump
Of course. No, no, it's absolutely the same thing
Yeah, his house burned down and he made that his old like campaign basically like his house burn down the palsies and he attributes that the care and bass
Heidi from the hills. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah
It was like news. It was back when like they covered reality TV people like they were like, you know gods
Yeah, like I remember what she got breasted on top
with an anti-Semite that literally said that 9-Eleven should have been
hospitalized. I said 9-Eleven should have. That's what you said. Yeah, I
loved it that like a game of telephone on like all of my quotes, which is in the
congressional record now by the way, because of the fucking condemnation
bill. Did you see that? Oh dude, you didn't see that? No dude. Josh Gaheimer,
Democrat from New Jersey, and Mike Lawler, Republican from New York, did a dual
condemnation bill. Condemn Hockenhoff. Condemn you? Yes brother. They did a condemnation
bill to condemn me. These people are so fucking stupid it's crazy. Yeah, to condemn me and
Candace Owens. And it's like her- You have a lot in common. Yeah, her and- Yeah, we're
both- Are you both still looking for the real killer? Yeah. Well, we found it. Oh, yeah.
It's Benjamin and you.
Yeah, obviously.
Whoa, dude.
Chill, man.
But it's funny that they did that where they will literally put Candace Owens's holocaust
denial and shit like that in there and then all of my quotes are just me being like, Hamas
is a thousand times better than Israel.
That one gets every Israel's of orders so mad because they can't argue against the
They can't go because it's a trap to say something like that crazy because then they want to debate you instantly and they're like
All right, which yeah statistics would you like to do? Yeah? Yeah, and and so there it's like it's true
You but also we got you in the fucking congressional record. Yeah
It's great because anyone that's like watching from afar that doesn't have that same level of investment go wait a minute
that's true it's one of those things which just makes them actually think
about this it's such a wild statement that it forces you to actually think
about it and then when you do the math you're like wait what the fuck what is
this oh hey Saito tweeted about me oh shit my Marxist goat what is this oh my
god he he said you might be wondering why things have been like this lately but
it's because Japan needs something like a Sompiger everyone should check him out
that's incredible shit was that why we got a bunch of fucking we get a bunch of
Japanese viewers no shut out if you're still around cool cohey Saito is a
Marxist academic he wrote a extensively on degrowth he's a very famous Japanese
Marxist in academia well another thing you talk about shit I don't the fucking
deserve what oh okay I wonder if you do because you must saw that and it was
I'll give him my few picks.
That will be awesome.
Chill, bro.
Dude, what do you mean?
I'll give him everything.
You made the Metal Gear Solid Time Guys.
He deserves whatever he wants.
He had a great Impostor Wide open board.
Yes.
Oh my God.
He would suck him off.
What a dream.
Yes.
Whatever he wants.
He's the man.
I wouldn't suck his dick, though.
I'd be like, what's up, man?
I'm a big fan.
Yeah, no.
Some people are fake.
Like you.
I'd be like, I'm a real honor.
It's a real honor, Mr. Kojima.
I'm a real honor.
I'm a real honor.
I'm a real honor.
I'm a real honor.
It's a real honor, Mr. Kojima.
Don't pull that prick out, but if you know some fat-titted Japanese ladies we can enjoy
together, perhaps.
I would fucking the same room as him as a sign of respect, but I wouldn't want to suck
his dick.
But you can't stroke harder than him.
No, absolutely not.
I'm monitoring his strokes to make sure I don't...
Yeah, you've leveled off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't want to get competitive.
I couldn't eat pussy as voraciously as I normally do, I would have to take it down a notch.
again out of respect
what is this
now we know why you were you bought it to see a day classes you bothers are
helping to get real viruses as small impact on discover if you're using
recommended sorting you're not being influenced by view box and doesn't help
promote the channel was that you mean
uh...
i i i think they're saying they're punishing uh... view bothers by
uh... pushing them off
uh... the leaderboard or something actually but i'm already at the top so
people are basically you bought it is now sabotage is not help yet but it
it doesn't really, if you view boss someone
with like five K viewers, then it might sabotage them
because they really would do better
if they had organically gotten to that point.
But I'm already at the top of the fucking directory.
So like putting me in, like putting view bots
only puts me ahead of like one other guy
so it doesn't even fucking do anything.
Who's the other guy?
What's going on on Twitch these days?
It feels like kick is where racists have gone.
Oh yeah.
Have you seen Chud the Builder?
The guy who says the N word?
So all I saw was that guy fucking go to jail, which I'm happy a fuck that's it
It's like some of these shit is like we don't have to engage with this shit, man
That guy's a piece of shit anyone is talking about
Into like talking about interracial marriages aren't good as a piece of shit like some of this shit is so simple
But yeah, we've we've rewarded that kind of fucking idiot has seen
He's not the fucked up thing is that guy was not wrong in his analysis
Analysis that
Racists who kill people but get to become folk heroes right if you're
Yeah, you're a particular to clavicular was also right when he said like if you're attracted people pay attention to
That's the grand irony of that poor kid's fucking whole life is that it's like you can talk about boring shit like
Socialism as long as you you're hot and without putting a fucking hammer to your head you could have a nice life
life. But yeah, I'm living the sweet life right now.
That's the other thing when people are like, you're a grifter. It's like, yeah, dude, definitely.
I chose the worst lane on purpose. I do love when people are like, yeah, they'll say that
shit about me. It's like, yeah, that fuck you, you know, he started talking about, he
started sucking woke dick to help his career. It's like, do you know nobody wants you to
have opinions? Everybody wants you to just be like, whatever the company needs, I actually
have no I don't I think both sides you should come to peace yeah
experiment style it's like yeah that's what that's what people actually fucking
that's what gets rewarded but the thing about something like yeah that's the
fuck that thing is he was right you get to that fucking piece of shit that
killed someone on the subway that fat cock sucker who with the titties out now
who fucking shot people oh my god house like
His titties were looking juicy in this latest picture of him.
He's a married man, he's a married man, he's giving it up.
Only his wife can suck those juicy tits.
But that's the fucked up thing, is that that guy,
if he was literally just not as overtly racist,
he probably would be right.
That's the scary thing about a motherfucker like that.
Yeah, if he ended up fucking literally shot himself
trying to shoot and kill a black guy that walked up to him,
right outside of a fucking court hearing,
he probably would be free right now.
But that's the shit that's so fucked up
all this stuff is like we're seeing the trickle down of just allowing this shit to fucking
have to go down and that's the scary shit. It's like now dumber and dumber people.
Kyle Tittenhouse.
Kyle Tittenhouse. Drop those titties at Kyle. Let me suck on him.
Yeah. Yeah, Stavie is lost weight. That's why he's jealous about Kyle's uh.
Honestly for real his tits probably look better than mine right now. That does make me kind of
that's sad actually.
Fuck, Kyle Reynolds has some more suckable tits than me.
Yeah, it's fucked up.
I gotta fuck it.
I'm gonna go have a whole pizza after this, dude.
Elon's boosting Asmold's final solution.
That's what's new on Twitch.
Oh yeah, this is my main op on Twitch,
the guy who doesn't shower.
Dude, this guy is such a fucking dork, it's crazy.
Yeah, he's like, there's various solutions for this.
Bring in the National Guard, round them all up,
and put them in forced labor.
What?
Get the ones who are violent and attack police done.
You can literally solve this problem overnight,
We choose to allow these animals to run wild Elon Musk 100. Do you fucking eat it? It's not understand what?
Anything like a society do process any of that shit. You I mean, it's fucking crazy
Also, what is that fucking why do people listen that fucking guy? He's fucking disgusting
He like he was like how did this happen? He looks like shit, right?
He probably gets no fucking pussy asman gold whatever the fuck his name. No, no man. There's clout
he's got clout this what did you do the girls suck is disgusting I have no idea
but I don't is that what even like what does he do with his fucking today we
remember George Floyd who was murdered by former Minneapolis police officer
six years ago that moment why is he way in he's some fucking idiot that what are
you what are you sure he got because Elon boosts the fuck out of the what did
he stream how do you get famous fucking my work out oh oh my god yeah the war
Yeah, people listen to that fucking guy can't take a fucking shower. Yeah guys. Don't be like you. I'm telling you
I'm fat and ugly
You have to live like that
You just that if you if you put light into the world and positivity you'll get sucked off
Yeah, don't go into the dark side with a dirty-ass motherfucker who doesn't even fucking shower
He doesn't know shit about what he's talking about imagine crying at the casket of a criminal scumbag
It was driving fanpointer gun a pregnant woman
You're looking the trump happens full of pussies or you'd be getting tried for sedition with a bitch
You even know what tradition means, you fucking idiot?
No, that's the funniest thing.
Like, he's gotten, so his audience is like,
diminishing a little bit, as Blake is like,
everything is anchored around Trump.
So when Trump's support, his audience is almost
entirely European LARPers, that act as though they're MAGA.
Oh my God.
They're like gay little fucking dudes from the Netherlands
who are like, yeah, I feel like I'm MAGA.
I feel like I'm Donald Trump.
That's so pathetic.
Yeah, they're all like racist Europeans.
Although, I will say, I bumped into some people in Greece,
I was like, I was American, and they were like,
they were mad that I believed socialist stuff.
Because they were like,
Greece are fucking dead.
They will watch it.
But they killed all the fucking communists as well.
You know, there was a civil war that is true, but,
but like, people do think America,
when they meet you, like conservatives in Europe are pumped.
And then when I start talking about how mad,
how much I fucking didn't like Trump,
they were like pissed at me.
They were like, fuck, dude,
we thought we were gonna get to be racist.
But it's like, it's so strange because it's like,
how cock can you be?
Trump is putting his fucking dick in balls all over Europe.
Like he's just like, I'm gonna invade
and there's nothing you can do about it.
And these guys are still like, that's good actually.
Well, they don't fuck.
We should be fucking slaves to America, which they are.
It's very fucking annoying and very frustrating.
This is why boys need to listen to Stavi in school.
Later on in the chat, somebody asked me.
This is from way longer.
What is this?
What is my penis like?
And I said my penis was a point guard.
John Stockton, undersized.
That's, I don't remember this, I want to go P while you roll through this.
Go through your greatest hits real quick.
Take these off.
They should, try to get everybody else involved.
All right?
Assisting them.
Making sure they score.
So yes, you're not going to dig them down.
You're not going to dunk.
You're not doing any 360 windmills.
All right?
You're doing layups.
All right?
It gets the job done and what you want to want to do is take care of the rest of the team
We're sucking titties. All right, it's sensual dirty talking if that's what you know, it's required
Yes, sir. I try in positions even puts it from the back a hundred percent. You know what I mean?
You got to try it all I'm on this a lot of fingering inside and also playing with the clip
Yeah, so
You need four years ago to try.
Don't draw attention to it.
And don't apologize for it either.
All right?
That's big.
You don't want to show weakness.
You love your cock.
Your dick is like a fucking baby.
It knows what it's, it doesn't understand,
but it can, something emotional,
it feels like it's being talked about in a bad way.
I'm really cooking here.
All right?
So you need to fucking have positive feeling
and believe in yourself.
What do you think picks out there?
Every girl says she wants to suck.
She's like, oh, I want to,
Because there's a thing, a woman can appreciate a penis without it being orange.
Right.
Alright?
I've never, well it's gotten loud I think it looks huge, but I've gotten some cool stuff.
I've gotten, wow I want that in my mouth.
That feels good.
And it doesn't matter what size it is, it's still in the mouth, pal.
That's true.
Okay?
So you've got to fucking, you're thinking about this the wrong way.
You're not going to be digging down people savagely and watching too much pornography.
You got it, your game is different. You got to be more of a finesse guy, all-around player.
If you cannot depend on your penis, but at the same time, you don't want a bad mouth, and you don't want to be embarrassed about it.
It shows confidence.
It shows confidence.
Yeah.
In which you can't be gay, man.
Stop.
Wow.
When you're on in the chat, somebody asked me what my, what basketball...
Well, it's funny because the New York Magazine has done a piece on it.
Has there ever been a more exciting, inducing time to have a small penis?
in March, definitely.
I feel like when I was coming up,
I feel like now you don't even need to have a dick.
That's the other thing.
Here's another thing that's good about inclusivity.
Even if you're anti-trans, you have a little dick,
you should be pumped.
Because now, you don't even have to have a dick to be a guy.
Having a little dick is fine too.
All body inclusivity is good for everybody.
Because now you could just be whoever the fuck you are.
So even if you're a bigot,
you should be pumped for for uh... trans men to not have this is now we're
talking
you don't even
now dick size starts at negatives
guys have policies now what i mean the greatest time
tabloid it was obviously a few days in Greece yet that was one of our guys was
that was the greatest that was awesome that's what i should have been around
where they just like do to everyone in the thing yet you know it's really not
Yeah, the barbaric piece.
A beastial big piece.
Yeah, a barbaric big piece.
Oh, you know they cooked on that one.
They were smart, bro.
Yeah.
They knew what they were doing on that one.
Yeah.
That was decided to run by the little bick.
It's crazy.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Uh, and Marsha Eddy coach named Anwar White went viral for video instructing women how to catch a print.
The art of assessing a man's penis size through his pants.
The TikTok inspired countless women.
Come on.
What is this?
What is this?
The Thief Thug Inspired Countless Women and Gay Guys get online and speak openly about
dick size.
Before long, women were catching print on paintings in Versaise.
Versaise, no, man.
Versa...
Versa...
There you go.
And celebrity pat-shouts to everyone from Mark Zuckerberg to Harry Styles.
I actually remember looking at Zuck's cock.
I want to see, I want to see the Zuck.
I think it was a pretty standard dick.
Yeah.
It's not just attention because of the internet obsessing over penis size, let's hear the
the D.C. Barack Obama uses his hands to suggest that the current president is below average.
In March, this is such a classic New York magazine article where they have to like tie
it into adult shit because they know.
They're like embarrassed that they're talking about something so childish and so stupid.
Of course, they have to sell Obama in there.
So they had to be like, well, Obama did it too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In March, Megyn Kelly took the X and accused the conservative commentator, Mark Levin,
of having a micro penis and also giving him a catchy Trumpian nickname, Micro Penis Mark.
It's not catchy.
Me?
Too many syllables.
Oh, you're defending Mark Levin?
I don't know who Mark, who is that?
He's the guy, sounds like Master Shake.
Oh yeah.
On Fox News, he's like,
where you got the pen?
It's called a micro mark.
Yeah, oh.
I'm just saying micro penis is just not
from a technical standpoint, it's too many syllables.
Yeah, it's too wordy.
Micro mark is better.
It's too wordy.
Yeah, I don't mean to punch up
that dumb bitch Meg and Kelly stuff, but yeah.
Well, you just did.
Well, there you go, Meg.
That's, that one's free.
She's definitely watching to see
what kind of new things we're cooking up.
That one's free for you, Meg.
Cause she's not also, she's woke on Israel too.
issue yeah all these guys that bitches pathetic
she tried to be on fucking good morning america's like i'm not racist i'm not
republican that flop she went hard back and now she's fucking it just like
that's what's so
i mean everybody knows it but it's like these people believe nothing and they'll
just allow us to our culture so poise this and they don't even fucking believe
any of it
gain a few weight men are pumping their channels with filler and jelking
You're sure you need to evolve stroke in the shaft with pressure from the base of the tip and helps you gaining a few centimeters
I'm boys in a recent survey on penis size 67% of respondents emitted the line at their side
I mean that's like fucking forever. That's everyone does that
When what is this why are you platforming this guy? He's like actually st. Clair. He just wants the club
And to bang you he wishes dude. Yeah, it's not wishes. I would suck his disgusting clipped penis. Yeah, I know
It's nasty. I got stolen. I got stolen from I got Rob. I
I think there's a hyper focus on the way we look says white men are going through a lot right now
Things aren't as stable for them as they used to be what Koliar reports on how in the age of looks maxing Trump and catching print penis
Anxieties turn you know what I'm with new energy
Actually this this I was against this until he talked about looks maxing because that is the one thing you can't match your cock is your
Cock yeah, there's no cock max. There's no cock max
So you have to if anything worked the person who invented it would be the richest man alive
He would have more money than the Saudis and Elon Musk.
Also, I mean, it's a little bit hack, but like, it's real.
People would have zero chill.
Like, people wouldn't just like get a healthy,
get a healthy, like eight, they would just go,
they would go insane, though.
Yeah, but that's,
They'd be like tying that shit around.
I don't know, but that's, those aren't real fuckers, though.
You know what I mean?
I gotta be honest, at this point in my life,
like I said, my dick gets to six inches on its tippy toes.
All right, having a good, you know?
we're hanging around the high fives, right?
This point in my life, I don't even want a huge dick.
I would just give me a little extra girth maybe,
give me 1.5 extra.
Just, you know what I mean, give me a solid,
you know what, not even.
Give me 1.2, you know what I mean?
Just give me to like 7.1.
Okay, well that's, see, that's what I mean.
That's not crazy.
That's what I mean, that's not crazy.
That's not crazy.
It's not crazy about everyone.
6.8, 6.8, is that so crazy?
6.8 everyone would get a little 6.8. It's not crazy. It's am I being greedy by wanting 6.8
I mean a little bit because you don't have it and you want more of it six four, but that's the whole give me a half inch
Now that's crazy. I can't get a half inch of cock
No, I don't want to yours
You're bullshitting
I don't want that poisonous fucking cock taking root destroying my perfectly good penis. Yeah
No, it would six points your body would reject it. It would like a fish. Yeah
But okay
What was I oh have you this is John Federmann's not doing alright apparently buddy my favorite
Did you see the the article on that?
Handler no. Oh my god. He has like a like a little Jewish guy really literally follows him everywhere
He goes literally Igor yeah, no go to his fucking Frankenstein. No, he just straight up like this guy
Found him somehow like intercepted his life to sell his grandfather was doing it to Joe Biden
Yeah, that's and and he's just randomly like controlling everything that fucking John Federman is saying and doing apparently
What so that guy straight up hit his head and became a different guy. Is that really what happened? Yeah, no literally
He got hit with the gun that makes you stroke out.
What happened?
It wasn't he?
Yeah, this is the guy.
Wait, hold on.
Can someone send me the removed payroll link?
Broke.
Broke ass.
Yeah, I know.
This man can't even pay for New York Magazine, dude.
Broke boy, dude.
Yeah, that's why.
Please subscribe to the Parker Barcassian Service.
The real PBS.
The People's Barcassian Service.
None of that fake Kami bullshit.
Okay?
subscribe for six dollars or for free with which prime or you can get gifted
a sub as well. What is this?
It's not as a small dick.
Oh, so it's okay. Your print.
It's not a small dick. No wonder he's single. Oh, I got, I got dick
vestigated by fucking Azilia Banks.
Yeah. She's awesome. Like anti-Turk tip. I don't know why.
Okay. Finally.
She was starting to make sense.
She saw this photo and was like, he's got a little ass cock.
Your shit does look small there, no disrespect.
Does it?
I mean, it's not hard.
Like, should I have fucking rubbed it a little bit?
I guess it looks OK.
I think I'm very happy with mine.
I'm very happy with my Schmeet, isn't it?
It's never been like a real.
Yeah, yeah, get that off the fucking screen.
You know exactly what the fuck you're doing.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Get that the fuck off the screen.
Take your shirt off right now.
See what your fucking stomach looks like, your piece of shit.
OK, calm down.
I don't know, it doesn't look like that anymore.
Alright, so take that shit off.
Are you a journalist or not? This is fake. This is the definition of fake news.
There's another photo out there where your dick looks huge. Thank you.
Thank you, chatter. I should have fluffed it.
Get this shit off my fucking screen!
I'm leaving soon anyway, actually. Fuck you.
Oh, wow. Now that I show my progress.
I just have to go. I'm about to...
My friend is coming over to help me make a piece of furniture, actually.
If you must know. I have to make an entertainment center.
I just moved in to my apartment. It's coming together nicely.
I'll have you over next time you're here.
Pan house. He's having to pay the Piedotera tax too.
Him and Ken Griffin.
I actually have to get to that fucking anti-Mamdani
march or whatever the fuck it is so that I can...
Oh yeah, we didn't even see that.
So that I can be refunded.
I don't actually...
Remember when I said Mamdani was going to destroy our city?
Well, he's destroying our shit too.
They're so fucking, they just always have this nervous energy.
Every Israel dick rider constantly brings this unbelievably nervous energy to every
confrontation where it just comes across as, it just comes across as someone who would
be like, well you are clearly well within reason.
No, of course.
well because i can't even before i hear what you have to say i'm like your
vibes are fun no one no one has had a cool vibes absolutely yeah like michael
rapaport
all you know
and
and
we've organized a large protest with strong voices
to call out our marriage and some of them are going to act out yet michael
rapaport and i wish i knew
all the goats are there
it's just like it is crazy is like all of these
you know like how the new york times wrote the article finally about like how
yes yes is really occupying forces like rape Palestinian prisoners
known thing for years right so nicole schristoff writes it
and then obviously israel's like we're gonna sue you
you've defamed us is blood libel
and then they put together a protest outside of the new york times
And you look at the protest and there is not a single person with
Non-grey hair. Yeah, of course in the entire it's all like 75 year olds of course
I mean and look you kind of have to
Like when it comes yeah, you kind of have to be that give the brainwash for so long
Yeah, think that like because there's a thing. Why can't you why can't we just look at the facts man?
This is a fight to fucking atrocity. This shit is happening. Let's fucking be honest about this
Look, I don't know man, Zoramumdani equals Nix in the finals, Rudy Giuliani, Nix not in
the finals, also 9-11.
Can't dispute that.
That's a good point.
Yeah, we're also, I'm anti 9-11, just for the record.
Yeah.
Mike, we're at a totally normal reaction here, Santino.
I mean, it's bullshit.
Oh, poor thing.
I left Mike.
Little jockstrap model, fitness instructor, term pro, racist, anti-vuligate, the American
God man, nephew of his fat uncle, Chunk, has sad biker, has been dying for famous and tired,
chubby life and now he's weak.
Oh come on.
Wait, wait, Mike, don't do this, Mike.
Come on.
Also, it's like, it's the classic telling on yourself, shit.
Like this motherfucker, look, I thought he was a good character actor, but in his desire
to be famous and to maintain the fucking spotlight, he's become a fucking joke.
become a pathetic, like, just like trying to drum up controversy.
Yeah. I mean, this is a guy who got fired from fucking barstool sports, bro.
You understand that? Yeah.
You're saying that you're like, and I shut out the fucking PMT, but it's like, imagine,
imagine getting like, being too annoying for fucking.
He's like, he's like, well, Felix is about Aiden Ross for me.
Like, I didn't know he was Jewish.
Like, I also didn't know they made Jewish guys like that.
Oh, dude, come on.
No, I'm serious.
That's because you didn't grow up on the East Coast.
Yeah, maybe that's what it is.
But I literally thought he was like, well,
I thought he was like Italian or Polish or something.
But that's class.
I mean, you got a lot.
That happens a lot.
I mean, you know.
Where he's like, yeah, what the fuck are you doing?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, Beastie Boys are Jewish?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I didn't know that either.
There you go.
You just don't know.
You don't know.
You don't know about the rich cultural tapestry
of the East Coast.
Yeah, that makes sense.
As an anchor baby, you don't understand that stuff.
they're not great
i wanted to be famous
you're after me
you know
i hope it's one more time
this is like
eight years ago
uh... i was i was just
we had the same agent and i needed to like warm up for some shows and also
uh... i had some purse he was a playing portland and i had some
personal reasons i want to visit portland
So it all worked out and he was, he was, he was, I mean, like he was bad at stand up,
but I was like,
I'm talking about gay sex. Everyone knows that's what that is.
Hey, who knows? I'm open. Uh, he was obviously bad at stand up,
but I was like, Oh, there's a good guy. Like I like this guy.
He's super boy. You ever see fucking, uh, Copland? No.
Incredible movie. No. Incredible movie.
De Niro. Last thing I saw him in was a fallout where he gets his fucking head bashed in by a mutant bear.
I haven't seen Fallout, but it's pretty good.
Check out Copland, it's actually good.
Stallone put on a bunch of weight for it.
And it's got DeNiro, it's got Harvey Keitel.
I mean, it's a banger, it's a fucking banger movie.
I'll tell you right about it.
He's so fake, he's so bad at like fake laughing, too.
He's like, he's like, he's like, whoa!
Oh, yeah!
You were free, brother?
Yeah, free me.
He was like, get the fuck out of here.
Free me this is such fucking loser behavior. Yeah, do you feel like this is it's like the government is fucking subpoenaing their political enemies?
Yeah, you don't think that's a fucking bad sign you fucking idiot. Yeah, you think it's stop look again
I disavow mr.
Hassan piker I would love to see him behind bars, but this is bad Mike. What do you think happens when when mom Donnie?
Trampels the Constitution becomes president you're going to fucking jail under the Trump under the Trump under the Trump
You know the the piker accords. Yeah, they're gonna use that the fucking arrest you you fucking idiot and obviously I'm
Obviously, it's not my but it's like how fucking stupid do people have to be that don't understand that the having the government being able to
Go after political enemies is a fucking serious problem. I mean how fucking done
That's my favorite like oh this guy loves dictatorship
So what we should do is jail him and it's like dude your
distaste for what you think is happening in foreign adversary countries is quite
literally what you're demanding happening to me here I mean it's the most
classic citizen everything everything these fucking idiots have said about
communism foreign countries it's like oh they're everyone's everyone can't fuck
him no one can fucking you know feed their families and now they want they
want you know again and they're picking wrong you're not that dangerous if they
just stop talking about your dumb ass you would go away and go back to fucking
Twitch, but they keep pumping your dumb ass up. The Democrats are too fucking stupid to
even use you. That's how fuck, I mean, just shut the fuck up about it.
No, that was what helped so much, because they got so scared after Zoran, and they stupidly
thought that I was responsible for him, which I fucking wasn't. I mean, he's like a generation
of candidate. He's a one-way generation. He's a right time right place right guy.
And great policies in general, right? Yeah. But then they were like, oh, this guy, Andrew
Cuomo started the whole thing where he was like, I know this is about his son, Pika.
And yeah, it didn't fucking work.
But they they were like, let's just keep doing that regardless.
Who gives a shit if it doesn't work.
And then well, that's classic single.
Every single candidate that they've tried to do this with up to outside in Michigan.
He went from third place in the primaries to first place.
Now, oh yeah, dude.
That's awesome.
Same with Chris Rabb.
They try to do that with Chris Rabb.
He won.
He's the fucking next.
Yeah.
So like this is what's his face did what this place campaign against his opponent Corey Booker the fucking oh my god
Exactly some of the most politicians of all time. I'm a motion and Corey Booker in the death
That's crazy. Thanks. He's a fucking these centrist cowards that stand for nothing are fucking such dumb pieces of shit. Yeah
Anyway, he got that come-town bump that first guys are under like that. Yeah, that's right
That actually was me and no one I survived and who did who kept who kept quiet
Interesting. Me and Mullin, and somebody was against our Muslim mayor for some reason.
And it's crazy because they're both Arsenal fans too.
So you would assume some of them were English.
What could it have been?
No, he literally, Cuomo, we didn't want to lose access to Cuomo.
The Cuomo's are an important lifeline.
You didn't want to disrupt the delicate balance of the relationship.
Chris is fucking lost his mind too.
I haven't been paying attention.
I haven't seen anything he's done recently, but like ever since that Andrew Cuomo defeat,
he like for a month he was just like every Muslim should be jailed.
Jesus Christ.
He was like losing his fucking mind.
He was a full Italian.
Crazy shit.
Wait, oh there's a video of the Mambianic protest.
Wait, there's actually a lot larger of a crowd than I expected.
What the fuck?
I mean they are old.
This is the crowd though if I went if I went there they would probably kill me
They would tear you apart. Yeah, this is the crowd that would like like a zombie apocalypse destroying stop mom
He's an elected official
I wonder if they have my favorite guy at this rally there's a guy in New York is one of my favorite sickos
He is he was at the Trump MSG rally. He like does finger painting. Uh-huh and
he has a
a poster that he takes everywhere, where it's a poster of me and Mum Donnie, like, you know,
eating food. And I have an armband that has, like, the communism, hammer and sickle. And
Azor on Mum Donnie has a thought bubble on it. He's a fantastic artist. But he has a thought
bubble that has a heart in it. And I think I have a thought bubble that says, like, I love 9-11 or
something. And he waves that shit around everywhere. I want that. I'm going to fucking hang around
Someone like a video, he went outside of One World Trade Center and he was yelling because
Mom Bounty was visiting.
Insane.
It's so crazy how it just transparently racist, a lot of people reveal themselves to be where
they're like, look, at the end of the day, is it right to have a Muslim as mayor?
Yeah, that's the argument.
When Week 9-11 happened, it's like, so what is your point?
Can you please explain?
I think I know what you're saying, but can you just explain it for me?
Yeah, no, I was just like, oh, Jesus.
Who fucking eats like that, bro?
That's crazy.
All right, we'll look at the Tony thing as the last, oh, perfect.
This guy go, but I want to, come on, someone's
got to have the fucking video, right?
The video I'm looking for?
Does no one have the crazy guy outside of the 9-11 memorial?
Photo from the Anti-Zoram rally?
the japan
uh... that's awesome you're right he's an incredible at yeah to thirty six
thousand lines
starving
the mayor of the city
what happens to be best friends
with his son
yeah america's are now set it and serve nine eleven
american deserve nine eleven
I'm saying it.
What's wrong with you?
We've been to New York!
We laughed in our fents!
He doesn't...
I love him so much.
He's awesome.
He's so fucking dope.
His best friend!
Why did he put the music?
It's all his best friend.
You like the music, Allison.
His best friend!
Every day he says America deserves a man of money.
You wake up and you say it.
I don't have any sort of patriotism in my heart.
Cops can die.
Firemen!
Innocent people!
This is gonna let them read!
They're reading!
God damn!
Laugh at us!
You support terrorism, but Mark?
No, I don't.
I don't support the United States of America.
Mousy Dong is one of the great leaders of this world.
Okay?
This piece of...
...radical...
...most wrong...
...sick...
Hit that hard, the one you actually care about, though.
The one you actually care about.
I wanted to do a fan meetup.
This guy is so clearly like,
first of all, that guy, he lives in fucking Among Island.
There's no way he lives in New York.
Yeah, yeah, no, for sure.
Like he doesn't live in the city.
There's no fucking chance.
Or I guess Staten Island maybe.
But this guy's clearly meant for fucking Florida.
He lives in my heart and in my soul.
That's where he lives.
I love him so much.
every day. America deserves that. That makes a lot of sense. Even if that's explicitly
what you said and meant, why would you do that every day?
Because I need to make sure everybody understands that that's what America deserves.
And it's still only used by the way.
He's best friends with Mayor Mam Dandy!
You're right. I'm not playing.
I'm not Mam Dandy!
Yeah.
You're right. I'm not blazing.
I'm serious.
Here, do you want this?
Yeah.
I haven't used it.
I can... come on.
Socialism.
Socialism, baby.
Who else...
Don't... don't... don't...
Mam Dandy.
Mam Dandy.
I'm the last New Yorker with balls!
Oh, yeah!
He's still this is from today
Wait, what the fuck
This guy definitely doesn't
I'm not like him. He's a fucking man. He revels in your father. You're fucking you're a G man
Yesterday was memorial day and I did everything I could even though he wasn't coming but sometimes the mayor does show up
That's that now in Paris and I asked him
Happen was why the fuck was oh, I'm not he's showing at the Staten Island Memorial Day parade
He's like I wanted to kill it. Why is he showing up?
I want to assassinate the mayor.
I love how he pretends this is some great burden and not his entire reason for existing.
No chance this guy has a rich fulfilling relationship with his children or wife.
He does art.
He does finger painting.
He finger blasted a canvas at the MSG rally and it was just...
Oh, he did it live.
Wait, chat.
Send me the video, please.
We have to show stoppers.
This is the last thing before we show the Tony thing and we can let him go.
Find it while I piss.
Okay.
Does anyone have the fucking fingerblasting?
At American...
We need the finger painting.
No bro, my run for Mary, keep that in mind.
Oh, that'd be so sick.
Okay, stop.
Okay.
Oh breaking breaking breaking news artist Scott Lobito creates Trump painting in real
time a Madison Square Garden rally fuck man the goat honestly the motherfucking goat dude
little did he know his favorite president of all time would be besties with this demon
man fucking dandy is a daemon a demonic entity
Okay, so we got here, Breaking News, artist Scott Labite, this is 500,000 views!
Breaking News, artist Scott Labite of Korea's Trump painting in real time and Madison Square
stage artists Scott LeBate of
Conservatives out there who've been in the closet all these years I came out of that
closet 40 years ago and I got a lot of help for it but now you creative
Conservatives it's a new world come out of the closet
You came out of the closet and were just like
No, I was a conservative as creative conservative
This is one of the greatest works of art like it's a performance art and it's
also art on it. Oh just wait for the big reveal. So they watched him paint. Yeah, silently.
No one was talking. Why would he do this in the background? This is incredible. Bro,
this is fucking awesome. It's actually insane. No, it's it's all so awesome. Dude, what the
fuck are they? The conservative movement is so insane. Yeah. I mean, I'd rather watch
This is a Tony Hinchkel of Obi-Wanah's.
Yeah, this is much more interesting art first.
We've got questions.
I mean, of course, this is fascinating.
This is a great moment of recipe.
You've got a stadium full of conservatives.
Oh, you don't have the mic.
Where'd you put the mic?
You just tossed it?
I literally put it on the desk.
Or did you put it in the bathroom?
Did you leave it in the bathroom?
Mike Stavi!
All right, dude, don't worry.
He's got it. Sorry. Sorry. He just wanted to hear somebody interesting on your stream for once
So many people of being entertaining while talking
Oh hell yeah, dude, they're quiet pin drop. Okay, so this is fascinating
So he keeps painting like he puts the base in okay, but it doesn't end there then he starts finger-blasting it
Oh, yeah, they get the the strokes in there. Well, you thought it was over right? You thought it was over hold on hold on
there's more. He's still finger blasting. Okay. Okay, where's he going to go with this? That's
the question on everybody's minds. Wait, what is he doing? He's going up to the top. Okay.
It just says the end. Hold on. What? Oh my God, he had that hidden. Wait, hold on.
Holy shit, it's a shitty photoshop.
And he points to it, fucking waves in the crowd, the goat.
Incredible.
Incredible showmanship, so I'll give him that.
He knew what was going to kill him.
All right, you want to see this last round?
Yeah.
The barrage that he hit on.
Scott Lobato went nuclear over Zoram,
and now he's ties to Truner and stuff like that.
What the fuck is this guy?
He's just a guy from Staten Island?
Yeah, he's a crazy guy from Staten Island.
He's a conservative painter.
What the fuck is that guy's name?
I have no idea what this guy's name is.
Is this Bo Deedle?
I don't know who he is.
This piece of garbage, I still don't know what that's all about with the president.
Why he has this scumbag around.
Having a friend.
Oh yeah, he hates that.
They also hate that Trump loves Zoran.
Yeah.
Like Hassan Pika that said and continues to say,
as he travels this country and gets to speak at American universities,
saying that America deserves 9-11.
Fucking free speeches, you fucking oomba!
Also, it's funny because he thinks I go to like I go campus to campus and I go all right everybody
America deserve not 11 and everyone's like cheer if anybody disagrees you cut their dick off. Yeah, now you're a girl
Yeah, he's going to campuses. He's saying if you don't think Muslims should be able to rape anybody they want
Yeah, now we turn you into a girl. Yeah, you believe this and this is
Mamedan these best friend you guys are awesome. Okay, you're not off though. I'm 11 and this piece of
little gypsy
Dandy smiles and goes there when knowing that he's best friends with a fucking guy that pissed me off
I like that he didn't bleep that one where they were like
We'll just throw that in there for him
I've been trying for years to get the appropriate size American flag at ground zero
I've been trying for years to get the appropriate size American flag on ground zero fine for a 9-11
25th anniversary and I'm
Just piece of shit.
Cut him off of there.
Alright, alright, alright.
So, here, we got this fucking bullshit.
Oh yeah, I mean, it's gonna be the hit of the summer.
Okay, so I'm just gonna walk you through the basic vision.
It's a company page.
Excuse me, I need to speak with you.
Didn't you come to hall on the principal's door?
You know, lots of changes, I suppose.
We're right here now.
The truth is, I'm about to get this huge running fellowship.
Hello?
Hello?
Mr. Bourdain, the committee has decided to go with a...
No, it's great by the way.
He's... he's fucked.
I need a job.
You working to get a job?
I need to be.
Sorry.
Yeah.
We opened Wednesday just on that.
Oh!
There it is.
Don't worry.
Wait, hold on.
Don't worry.
I need a job.
I need a job.
I need a job.
Sorry.
Hold on. I saw you back then.
We opened Wednesday.
There it is! There it is!
Yo meme.
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fucking time is it?
What do you guys film?
11 o'clock.
Anyone late?
You know I can cook too.
The kids think he's a cook, son.
That's not a fucking cook.
You hit that.
Wait you have you have like a lot of I'm in this fucking movie, bro
You're in the I'm in the movie. Oh my god. Yeah fucking supporting action
No, no, no, but this shit this shit is gonna be fucking awesome for real this motherfucker is great here
Just let it go. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't understand that
I treat you
This is how you open a nice dump.
I ate these in France when I was a kid.
I said they taste like the future.
I was reminded, every measure,
I got on a flight with Martin Revesque.
This guy, he's like a master chef.
And a while, still so wild,
come to me.
We're gonna start with this special.
Every Friday, something fancy.
But you were stopping me, that's right.
That's right.
Five is also happening.
What's this?
What is this?
Anybody else?
Ah, if you get splashed by Bandera's, bro.
You see that shit?
We get splashed back on this world, motherfucker.
This is crazy.
You do look like a line chef or a line cook
or whatever the fuck you call it.
Yeah, bro.
Damn.
Tony in theaters this summer, as it says.
That's crazy.
Shout out to the good people at 824.
That's crazy.
Stavros, Halki is something about you.
That's going to do it for me, folks.
And just so you guys know, I was here specifically
to disavow Hassan.
It's true.
It's going to be the last time you see me on this stream.
and I pray he gets a lengthy prison sentence.
Every time he cooked me, every time he cooked me,
I screamed, there's like the most authentic thing.
When public is clipping, they're like, see?
You know, he's his fucking friend.
I bet Stavros is never gonna be back before.
It's like, I've never encountered such a self-reporting,
friendless person.
No one stop what fucking friends are.
It's like, oh, he's clearly, these guys hate each other.
They're ripping into our hearts.
This is real friction, I'm scared.
Yeah dude, you should be scared.
Well, thankfully the federal government will take care
of you once and for all.
Good luck man.
All right.
Good luck, hopefully your comrades can airlift you
out of here.
Yeah, don't worry, I'm gonna fucking,
I'm gonna ride them all out to the federal government.
You know how it is.
Bye everybody.
All right.
See you dog.
OK.
Fuck.
That's crazy.
All right, we're gonna get back to fucking news now.
I know a lot of you were desperately waiting
for this moment to get back to Real Men's Conference.
I don't know, but we're gonna do that for you.
Okay, can you hear me?
Can you hear me good?
Do you think that the microphone is good?
Like do you think that clip on mic is the method?
Do we like that?
It's so much better to have a clip on mic interview, right?
You still have World War three numbers?
Yeah, I haven't been paying attention,
but I suspect that it's because of the,
they're botting the fuck out of me right now.
Don't know why.
Never understand why people do shit like that. It's very stupid
Clip on mics are okay for having a lot. I mean, but this sounds better, right?
My Dave Benjamin tells me Copic has now got an email from OFAC requesting information about the chip not a subpoena
But does confirm some sort of probe
Okay. I have not. Mike was peeking the entire time you got to turn down gain. Fuck. It didn't
seem to be on my end. I on my end, it looked fine.
Yeah, bouncing between 30 K 80 K 200 K 30 K first of all 38 K
Anyway, um, it was fine didn't notice anything. Well, according to Austin ox, it was fucking
clipping. It was clipping like a motherfucker, he says.
You thought another big world event happened again? It did.
There's an anti-Memdandy rally in fucking New York outside of
Gracie manna where this creepy Muslim lives clearly, clearly.
You were on Fox again.
Far left, anti-American commentator, Hassan Piker, is now in the Fed's crosshairs.
He was subpoenaed over trips to communist Cuba.
Investigators are looking into possible sanctions violations, seeking records on money and communications
tied to those trips, and Piker's responded.
Every centrist blue maga who celebrates these subpoenas is a moron.
They think you're all communists.
They're coming for you, too, Kamala and Hillary lost Trump because they tried to present themselves
moderate establishment candidates
it was the dem parties failure
they gave us trump twice
but then piker
may have let the real story slip during a recent stream he suggested the true
target
of the investigation is american marxist tech tycoon
neveroy singham
quote i think that ultimately the target is probably singham
in his operation
i don't think this photo or a little silly like
anything that he has ever financed not sure how much money he has now but he's
He's been a funding vehicle for a lot of political movements in the country, like a lot of activism,
and they hate that, so they're trying to jam them up.
So joining me now is host of the Reuben Report, Dave Reuben.
What the fuck, Dave Reuben?
Dave, I want you to take a look at what you want, but I do find it fascinating that Piker
is dividing the left, talking about BlueMaga versus his far-left coalition, and recognizing
what we talked about here, that the true money is in Neville Roy Singham.
yeah you know in full disclosure will believe it or not I worked with this
piker guy when I was on the Young Turks when I was a crazy leftist myself over a
decade ago not a great guy and a real ball hog when you're on the court with
him but that aside I think it's super interesting what the fuck singham up the
river there I mean it's pretty obvious in that stream he knows that the feds are
looking at him right now and you can't do wait what do you mean of course I do
There have been numerous congressional hearings.
None of this is like new or a secret.
This is the type of shit that I am forever confused by, right?
Because the way that they talk about this is like this is a super secret endeavor
when Congress has been trying to put this thing together for the longest fucking time.
Ball hog is that a gay flirt? No, he's just saying I'm a fucking ball hog
Because I played basketball. He's just trying to show familiarity
and
And and tell the foxes audience that he knows me intimately because we played basketball together when he worked at the young Turks, which is true
What is this
Wait, what?
Similarly, brother, I saw on the hunt, you know I got your back because your politics
align flawlessly.
But you could give us some clarity on those clips.
I've listened to that.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
Even if you did it before, there's a new group of us just now hearing your comments
and solidarity.
I don't mess up and sort of cause some of these people's dog slave.
So we all got some stuff.
we've gone to apologize that day. I don't even know what he's talking about. What are the clips?
Black people on the left need to hear what?
What is the clip?
The AI video?
What AI video?
I
Have no idea what's going on here
Bad imponata call someone that
I don't know. I don't know what he's talking about
in Cuba and he went on this very perverse trip of, you know, communism, tourism or whatever
you want to call it.
And he's in some trouble.
So he clearly on this live stream was like, well, you know, I'm just a small little character
in this story guys, the big guy is never missing him.
And by the way, Oscar Nomani, who I'm sure you know, she wrote a great piece on Fox talking
about this guy's money.
And you know, you don't even have.
Oh, is that the I don't give a fuck about black people's opinion of a discussion in
border policy, the clip out of context, I got people calling you anti black. Oh my God.
Oh God. Yeah, someone was fucking fake. Someone was faking being a black person to say that
they black people don't fuck with immigrants. That's it.
Have to track the money so specifically to optically know what's going on here. Why is
it that these anarchists, communists, socialists, whatever you want to call them, rallies, whenever
they want them, they magically appear, they all have their signs, they have their placards,
they hand out information as to what you should do if police get involved, etc. etc. It's
highly, highly coordinated. And if it wasn't, you'd see it trickling out, say a few people
would show up today and a couple more tomorrow, but it's always at the exact same time at
exact same place. So what Singham is funding basically is Cuban style communist revolution
on our shores. It's not too far from the weather underground and a whole bunch of them by the way
they do have violent aspirations. It's not just about jamming up the streets and real quick will
to just point out yes their real goal is not just to take out the scary conservatives and
republicans that's that's obvious but they really want to take out every
mainstream democrat and as bad as these guys are i will give credit where credit
is due they're doing a good job of it because there's almost no moderate
democrats left that's and that's the point of my my hopeful conversation with
abdulla sayed is campaigned with piker and is right for senate mission is to
find out what they truly want what the vision is they have for the future of
america because when you see things like this day from this is the previous i
I don't think he's talking about, I don't think he's talking about this because he's
saying old comments, probably some old videos or something.
New York City mayors over on mom Donnie, you recognize the radicalism of what it is they're
actually looking for. Here is mom Donnie Dave saying, I want to strip property ownership
from landlords when necessary, we will take aggressive legal action to remove negligent
owners and property managers.
That's not what he's saying, actually.
It's interesting that you're claiming that that's what he's saying.
But see, you made a mistake.
You actually showed the clip.
And it's very clear that he's saying something entirely different than that.
He's saying that if negligent landlords are creating unsafe housing conditions
and refusing to
uh... to abide by code and and standards then yeah
the government can actually take away their property
weird stuff
and for buildings that have suffered chronic neglect
we will work to transfer ownership to responsible stewards students that
include community land trusts non-profits
nonprofits
or even the tenants themselves
that is a smiling version of stalin
of course well you know ronald reagan said when socialism comes it'll come
with a smile that's what this guy is i would say he's really a communist at this
point more than a socialist
but all this is is the progressive movement bursting into its final form
it wasn't just a slightly more radical or slightly bigger government version
of what the old school Dems were. It was radical communists who truly want to change the fundamental
nature of the United States of America. Look, I lived in New York City in walk-ups that were
neglected. Everyone that's lived in New York City has been part of that. Would you like your building
to be fixed up faster? Sure. Do you want the government to come in? Yes. Okay. Ask and answer.
So much so that I'm almost certain that if you were to repull this
If you were to ask New Yorkers now if this is a good idea, they would fucking universally say hell, yeah
And seize it and give it to the tenants. I mean, we're quite literally talking about
Communism stuff for years. Oh, congrats New York. By the way, we know what the community trust
We know what the nonprofit we know what the public version of that housing is it's called the projects
We've seen those in New York. So if you wonder what your neglected walk-up might look like
Walk to Washington Heights. You got plenty of ex. Yeah, Dave Rubin was always
His his journey unironically was because of Israel where like people were critical of Israel at the young Turks and he freaked the fuck out over it
He hated that shit
But you know the people I am hopeful of
of saving this country are the independence that can think for themselves.
Yeah.
That are the independence who can think for themselves and they don't fall for this manipulation,
even if somebody is getting paid from a foreign whatever it is.
Yeah.
If you can think for yourself and you can read through the BS, you're part of the community
that can potentially hold this country together.
You are more important than you know.
If you don't fall for propaganda quickly, you are more important than you know.
You are heroes.
And by the way, you may be a regular person, regular person that's got a job, making $82,000.
You as a teacher and you're doing your thing, you know, you're running a small little business
making 220 a year in net after everything you're like, look, I love America.
I love my kids.
I love this country.
I love capitalism.
I love the fact that I can practice my faith and I want to keep this place together.
And from the moment they handed us this country, this constitution, nobody thought
This was gonna last 250 years and we're about to celebrate it in about what six and a half weeks seven weeks
You're more important than you know, we officially have our speakers for the ball conference
He's our numbers guy you ran the numbers he's a numbers guy what the fuck do you want he's a numbers guy
What is this the stupidest thing that happened is credit million a song pikers job raises second channel
Oh, this is the breaking points thing well, it happened
At long last the federal government has finally freed itself of all
Distractions so that they may now begin focusing on the most important issues of the day going after twitch streamers
Bro, I'm over here doing election analysis and this guy goes part of the year. Please watch
Watch
Poles of clothes in Texas, Karnaki Cam, don't worry, we're gonna watch that later.
I think clearly the guy belongs on the FBI's most wanted list, not for anything.
Job remade a video, but first we'll take a look at Texas.
Oh dude, he's gonna clean up, isn't he?
Okay, this was at John Cornyn County. John Cornyn won Denton with 51% of the...
Hey, I saw Medan Benjamin confirms O-Fact reached out. Not a subpoena, but...
You know, but two way if you just an investigation and it's in the preliminary, it was Cornyn,
it was Paxton, it was Congressman Wesley Hunt, there were a few others.
If you just took the Cornyn and Paxton vote in the preliminary, okay, it made it a two
way race.
Cornyn won a little bit, Cornyn won 51% of the two way vote.
Paxton won 49% of it, okay.
This was Denton County was a Cornyn county in the preliminary.
And again, this is a very big county as these go in Texas.
And here's Ken Paxton leading by 25 points.
And the second significant thing about this, massively significant thing about this, this
is the early vote.
The early vote was more Cornyn favorable in the preliminary.
It was on the election day vote that folks who went out and voted in person on the day
of, that's where Paxton had his advantage in the preliminary.
So this is supposed to be Cornyn's best batch in a county, a giant county that he won in
preliminary and he's getting absolutely blown out now. We're getting some more
numbers. Let's take a look here. This is small, okay. This is geographically
small and population small, but again, Rockwell County, you're getting, you know,
you're outside of Dallas here, you're into an area of fast growth here, and again,
I just want to call up for you. Well, actually, we just got Tarrant County.
Okay, Tarrant County, this is where Fort Worth is immediately next door. Again,
when you see that much come in, that means all the early vote, the stuff that
was cast days before election day. They can count that off report that all out at
once. Ken Paxson is getting 59% of the vote in the early vote. How did this
county go in the preliminary? This was a corn county. This was one of corn
in best counties, best big counties in the state of Texas in the preliminary,
and he's getting blown out. And again, as I said, the early vote is supposed to
be the corn and friendly vote. This is it. So what's gonna happen here in
Tarrant County and these other counties, you know, they are now going to start counting
up the vote that was cast today in the preliminary. That was a more Paxton friendly vote. So if
that, you know, holds here of past his prologue, then this number will get better for Paxton.
So immediately, if you're Cornyn, you've fallen behind big statewide. Look at that. 7% of
the vote has come in Paxton with a more than 20 point advantage over Cornyn. And again,
these are some big popular.
I just got here. Why is the chat sad? I don't know why they're sad. They shouldn't be sad. Honestly
This is literally closer and closer to a Blegs is
Um, I'm not joking when I say this
This is closer we are edging closer and closer towards a fucking Blegs is baby
Is true
Um, John Cornyn is more moderate. It would have already been a difficult race regardless considering that this is a
very flippable year, right?
Um, this guy's hair is amazing.
Chris Ewing, 68, Stasphalovian, San Antonio, who said he was torn between
the two canons in the US Senate.
Paxson was endorsed by Trump.
But Paxson is also a morally said, I didn't want to vote for Cornyn, but I
did because he was more righteous.
Lise Huit, Huggman, 63, who said she's voted for compaction to awesome because
She feels John Corrin has gotten soft after 24 years in the Senate.
I want someone that is tenacious to be fighting for the public and have initiative, she says.
Yeah, races to watch today.
GOP races, Texas Senate, Corny versus Paxton, Attorney General Middleton versus Roy, two
member on member Dem Races, Texas 18, Green versus Menafee.
This is Al Green, our goat going up against a younger candidate that has like some interesting
background.
It would be literally a new guard versus old guard race where the old guard is the more
progressive one.
Ironically enough, Johnson versus Allred and the blue dogs versus Zinus in camps race,
Garcia versus Galindo.
Maureen Galindo, which candidates are you rooting for?
I have no, I mean, just green.
That's the only one I care about.
Even though it's a little bit hypocritical, specifically because I mean,
he is very old.
He's been in, he's been around for a long time, but he's also literally more
progressive than the young guys.
So in that situation, I still go with the most more progressive candidate.
One and a half points and again, we say the early vote is the corn and friendly vote.
It certainly wasn't the preliminary.
And that's what you get.
And that's what you get.
And this advantage can evaporate when that same day vote comes in.
So it would take 13% of the vote.
This is coming in real fast.
And again, what you're seeing in Texas here as these counties come in, they report out
that early vote first.
And it could be long pauses till you start getting that same day vote in some of these places
But we have gotten a very clear picture early on again Kauffman County here
You're in that Metroplex here
You sort of get into that the outer fringes here the Metroplex but fast growing and again Ken Paxton leading here in the early vote
And I'm just I'm looking at I was going to explain all of this to you this sheet
I'm looking at I was going to explain all of it to you at the start, but this happened so quickly here
Just take a look here
Yeah
This was again. This was actually a decent Paxton County in the preliminary, but this is going much better for him
We're seeing that everywhere all zoom out 13% Paxton's lead is 17 points here
Overcorning statewide and again, you're just seeing this pattern everywhere a lot of these are smaller counties here in terms of population
That we're starting to get some numbers from
But but but just seeing if anything else here
particularly sizable has come in.
Newscaster for Tower, you got Trump folks up here.
Honestly, I'd be honest with you.
I think Cornyn was cooked even before Trump actually put his finger on the on the scale.
Like, I think the Republican Party is spiritually broken.
And and they have the reverse problem, I guess, or in some respects,
the same problem that that centrist Democrats are having to deal with right now.
where like more and more radical candidates more and more spiritually
maggot candidates are just like gaining foothold but the problem of the
republican party is when you have more radical candidates in an already radical
party who you know whose entire policy platform is just about being fucking
awful you run into some problems whereas on the Democratic Party side it's a
good problem to have that you have an appetite for more radical candidates
because finally there's some people who actually want to make things happen
change things, right? So I think Trump's endorsement of Kim Paxson was to just
basically salvage his reputation, claim ownership over this victory. Kim Paxson
was most likely going to win over incumbent John Cornyn anyway. So we
could just talk about, you know, what we're seeing though in these results.
Boy, they are coming in super fast. Because like the early, these are early
numbers, early voting numbers, right? And this is before Trump even endorsed
Ken Paxton, right here.
Hey, Brasoria County.
And again, 2 thirds of the vote.
This was a pretty good place for Ken Paxton
in the preliminary.
But now it's just what a landslide this is for him right
here.
We mentioned in that preliminary.
What do you mean?
It was Paxton.
There was Cornyn.
The major third candidate in the preliminary
was Wesley Honey, the congressman from Harris County,
from the Houston area.
One of the questions was, these counties in the Houston area,
How are they going to look without hunting in the picture?
Hunt had endorsed Ken Paxton after Trump
had Galveston County.
Oh, my goodness.
Wow, yeah.
This was, go back out here, 16% of the vote.
So just, you're getting the picture, but what you have here.
OK, what I did to get ready for this, now just,
I take you through these quickly here.
Oh, we are going to have an update, by the way.
The way we do these, if you've been watching, news now.
our streaming channel.
Gotti Schwarz's show is on right now.
They want to check in.
They're going to check in in about three minutes.
So you will see that hit.
You'll watch Gotti throw to me.
And we'll do that a couple of times here tonight.
I want to tell you, there are congressional races here.
As soon as we finish this hit, we're
going to look in on the congressional races,
because I think that's where some of the action really
might be shifting right now.
But just before we do that hit, I'll
explain to really put in starkly what this is that we're
looking at right now. You just looked at that preliminary back in March.
It was Jovin. It was Jovin from the start.
Preliminary. Okay, he got 42% of the vote statewide. Paxton got 40.5% of the vote statewide in that preliminary.
Okay, and then the other candidates got the rest of the vote. So if you adjusted the Cornyn and Paxton vote in that preliminary kind of proportionally.
Okay, I basically created targets, benchmarks here for each candidate.
and i get just based on that it was close to a tie between them corn had
a slight edge so in a county right like galveston county okay there was a slight
advantage for paxson over corn in in the preliminary the adjusted vote in the
in the preliminary was passed in fifty four percent he's running at seventy two
percent in the early vote
again supposed to be the corn and friendly vote
right down here in brazoria county
paxton's running at seventy one percent what was the adjusted
his share the adjusted two-way vote
was fifty two percent of the vote in the preliminary
kawaii twenty points better and again why is it not called yet i don't even
understand what you would be expecting at this point in college corny wanted
what was corny's share
i don't know what you need one of the giants in the state
he got sixty one percent he's running ten points under that
and again what's what's supposed to be a strong suit here
i'd mentioned that it was the first thing that came in
woe was passed in a two-way share in the preliminary here, you know, he'd won it with 50, sorry about that,
never remember if I have it on or off, he'd won it with 51, he's now up at 62.
So that's what you're seeing, I mean it's just, it's a very, you know, we could even find some of the
small counties that are coming in, let's go, I mean, here for example, at Tech Mitchell County,
I just kind of picked it at random here, Cornyn got 62% of the two-way vote compared to Cornyn
in the preliminary, running at 77%, right next door here, Nolan, what was it, Nolan
was a Cornyn County, he got 57% in the preliminary. The pattern here is just everywhere we're
looking, let's haze county, this is a big one just south of Austin here, this was Cornyn
Country in the preliminary, Cornyn got 54% of the two-way vote here, now just 40, so
you can see it, we got a sixth of the voting basically now statewide.
corn over is is pretty unmistakable um i know we're gonna be going news now
we'll do this hit for news now how much time do i have for till that
five minutes so only 17% statewide is corn over dude
he's got corn vid
tower goes finished going up against the sexy bitch i mean this is the best
possible opportunity
he's got the heavens mandate
if we're keeping it above fifty l pass out all this is a reading for our
past
it did
sort of this area
says back caught up in the redistricting drama trying to get a seat
back against the woman who succeeded him
already had lead in the preliminary here over johnson and now you can see here
in the early vote at ten point advantage for all right over johnson johnson
will have to turn this around
with the same day vote which we get we expect is going to be much smaller
than the early boat she's gonna have to run up rain slide margins
over all right
uh... when the election day vote gets countered here otherwise
was it a risk in the two or republican candidates uh...
john corin is more moderate
ken paxton is such an insane person with the
with the fucking mile of of controversies
so much so that his own party his own state party is actually disavow them at
times
so it's very
uh... he he is the worst
possible candidate to run
against
uh... uh...
corked up white boy
yeah republican voters are really just complete drones man lemma file texas us
and republican primary
early vote
fifty nine percent
This vote was corned 10 plus 10 in the first round.
So this is a 28 point shift towards Paxton.
John corned who want me?
No, 100%.
It took a homestead tax exemption on three taxes.
Residences, property tax discount on your primary resident only can claim on one residence.
Yeah, Kim Paxson is a psycho, like of the highest order.
He's so crazy, he would be one of the crazier Republicans in Congress, if elected.
Back in March, and what we're seeing is compared to back then, it is Paxton who's making massive
improvements in one county after another some major population centers
you know including right here in the Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex area
down in the suburbs of Austin here down in Corpus Christi getting down towards
south Texas just across the board county after county
you're seeing Paxton so far run dramatically better than he did in that
preliminary and you're seeing corner honestly run
much worse than Chad is a who's that weird politician you had on earlier with
the broken arm. That's so funny. I know you're joking, but it is very funny to think someone
accidentally assuming Star Wars Hell Keys is a fucking politician. I love that.
All right, let's see what they're saying. Steve Kurnack, you thank you so very much and you
can continue watching. All right, folks, and thank you to God. You thank you to all our
friends over there at news now for making that work and making this part of the show like that.
part of the show like that really appreciate it web county just came in
here in deep south texas here okay again the early vote you see Paxton
trouncing yeah he let out a guy who raped a kid after 30 days in jail he
wanted to give him one day in jail I think and they increased the 30 and he
doesn't even have to register as a sex criminal he's out already
Yeah, that's temp action.
Or 60 days, sorry.
A lot of the registry, a lot of the political culture vocally remains very democratic.
a lot of folks still vote in Democratic primary.
They're not necessarily Republican run-offs.
So you're seeing some low numbers there,
just in terms of just the raw share of the vote.
It looks like we got a little bit more here.
Kind of, we had talked about having Tarrant County.
We got Tarrant, go a little bit west here.
Parker County, okay, yep.
Again, Parker County, the two-way share for Paxton
in the preliminary was 56 up to 69, right?
5644 was the two-way share here in the preliminary right now. It's almost a 40-point so much. That sounds like he should be our next president
I mean don't even joke, but yes
That does kind of seem like it's a qualification for running for office
Remember the Trump endorsement came during the early voting period last week meaning a
Significant number of early votes had been cast before voters even knew yeah, but also
I think there was a vote split too, right?
I mean, yeah, Ken Paxton is genuinely just a demonic entity.
I don't know how else to describe it.
He's got a fucking laundry list of his ex-wife hates them too, right?
There was an expectation coming into this based on the preliminary, right?
When the same day vote was more from the election day vote was more favorable for Paxton.
And based on Paxton having that late endorsement from Trump, there was an expectation that it would be the early vote where Cornyn
would kind of hold his own and then if that Trump
endorsement was really going to be seen, it would be seen when they started counting up the election. Maybe it still will.
Maybe the election day vote is going to be that much better than Paxton, but Cornyn is not holding his own
as we're showing you here.
I don't think Trump's made the difference that much. I think we're probably already ready for the hog.
to East Texas here.
Perhaps I'm wrong, but that's the vibe I got.
The Republicans were looking for them all anyway.
Sort of like kind of randomly going to Russ County here,
but to give you a taste of it,
this was two-way vote here,
it was 51-49 in the preliminary now, 60 to 40, right?
From two to nearly 20,
that's the kind of gain that Paxton's making
sort of across the board right here.
So this continues to populate, again,
mountain time zone, just these two counties right here,
in a tiny, tiny little sliver there in Culberson County too,
observed mountain time zone, everything else though.
Yep, Collin too.
What do we just get?
Collin?
We just got, oh, we got Collin County.
Okay, and here we go.
Now this is interesting too.
The early voters in and Collin County,
this was a Paxton, the two-way share,
this was close, but the two-way share here for Paxton
in the preliminary, it was 51 to 49,
and now you're seeing 62 to 38.
It's over.
Consume of everything else.
Now, Collin County is a little interesting
because first of all
came back to launch this political and can taxes x is also a state senator she
refused to recuse herself
uh... is now a fact that listen to testify that is cheating at the texas
capital because
his cheating was also a part of a different scandal
uh... regarding real estate right
it's pretty awesome
Yeah, Ken Paxson is not sure he's a customer, he's a timeline of nearly 20 years of scandals
and headlines.
2008, failing to disclose investments.
Paxson was a Texan House member representing McKinney in 2008.
The Associated Press reported that he and another lawmaker had invested as a company
that got millions in state contracts.
Contracts that Paxson had voted through state spending bills.
Paxson had profited from the contracts that WatchGuard, a video equipment company that
supplies police stations, secured while he was in office.
His investment in the company came to light after a competing company sued, saying that
contract bidding was rigged in Washtar's favor.
Okay.
Paxton claimed he had no knowledge of the company's state contracts at the time,
which he would have been required to disclose to the Texas ethics submission
under state law.
However, the associate press reported the washers website boasted the company was
held by an inflation shareholder group that includes three state representatives.
According to walsher journal after, uh, coming under scrutiny, Paxton shifted
his investments, including in wash dark into a blind trust.
However, the journal uncovered text between Paxson and the trustee who was a friend of
his concerning his stock trades in 2020 of violation of the blind nature of the arrangement
and Paxson received 2.2 million from his investments in Washdog by WatchGuard when the company
was bought in 2019, stole a $1,000 Mont Blanc pen that Ken Paxson took.
The ballpoint had been a gift to the attorney by Joe Joplin.
The attorney Joe Joplin from his wife, after he was missing, he has a share of the security
footage.
The video revealed Paxson and pocketed Joplin's pen, the sheriff told the news, after a phone
call Paxson returned the pen to Joplin.
But to be fair, that's nothing.
2015 securities fraud charges the year Paxton assumed office of Attorney
General also kicked off a nine-year legal saga over securities fraud felony
charges Paxton was indicted hold on it can Paxton so corrupt he won't try to
steal an expensive pan out of a courthouse he wants to take commandments
in every school and text so you can brag about how quickly he speed ran breaking
every single one Paxton was indicted in the late summer 2015 over
accession of the Friday investors, according to the Cron, the charge stemmed from accession
that Paxson encouraged other legislators to invest in McKinney-based company, Sir Vergi,
in 2011 without telling them he would make a commission. Cron reported. Paxson allegedly
misrepresented himself as an investor of the company. Paxson allegedly misrepresented himself
as an investor of the company which was charged with fraud by the U.S. Security's and Exchange
Commission in 2016.
Paxton and Republican supporters painted the 2015 indictment as a partisan attack by
Democrats Jim Hansen had a tech-spotting project that the U.S. takes to Austin till a cron
at a time that their argument would be difficult to uphold as the legal charges unfolded.
It's going to be a little harder to state an argument that it was a politically motivated
persecution over time.
But my suspicion is that we will not see the Attorney General going particularly quietly
into the night.
Paxton, indeed, did not go quietly after pleading not guilty to charge the case with
was stalled by disputes over how much the prosecutor should be paid.
Following pushback by commissioners of Pax's hometown of Collin County,
according to the Associated Press back and forth charges changed the legal
venue between Collin County and Houston. Further delay the case after nine years
during which Paxson was reelected as attorney general twice.
Paxson has struck a deal with prosecutors in 2024 agreeing to pay about 300,000
in restitution and due community service.
With local food pantry organizations calling county to get the charges dropped.
Evie is cooking Al Green, oh bummer.
And Johnny Garcia is cooking Maureen Galindo with 1% of the votes in.
Where's the rest of them?
It's less than 1%. Literally all the percentage differences from primaries are reflecting
that every voter with the PACS, instead of even a quarter of those voters split, go into
Corbin. Cornyn, yeah.
Oh my god, anything get impeached until 2021. Yeah, hold on. I'm still going 2020 FBI investigation over bribery and abuse and office accusations. We're back to camp accent and his litany of scandals. Okay.
One of the perfect guys for Texas, one of the best text politicians. Because there is still a long list.
Cornyn might not even win a county Lamau. He's getting white literally everywhere absent Dallas
Which he will very likely lose most the election day votes come the only place where he's up right now has three votes in it
Texas looked at a guy who literally gave a one-day plea bargain to a fucking pedophile
Who sexually assaulted a child who raped a child and was like that's my fucking guy, dude. That is my G
GOP stands for Grand Old Pedophile Party. Okay?
A group of conservative attorneys who worked in Pax's office reported him to the FBI in
October 2020 accusing him of bribery and abuse of office. Now, this is what's interesting.
Remember what I told you about Pax's in, about how corrupt he is and how unlikeable he is?
That it's not usually the Democrats that are constantly ousting him.
actually the republicans
his own party is trying to get rid of this fucking man
he is a cockroach
he weirdly gets stronger every time he withstands another
scandal
and i don't know why
the fb i began looking at the claims of paxson uh... had misused officer aid
friend and political doner Nate Paula, well the Austin real estate developer.
The attorneys from Paxton's office claimed Paxton hired an outside lord to
investigate Paul's claims that the FBI had improperly searched his home
according to the Associated Press. Paul also said in a deposition that Paxton
recommended he hire a woman with whom Paxton had an affair
with in 2018, the Associated Press reported. Paul has since been hit with
felony wire fraud charges. After the allegations spurred an
investigation and subsequent impeachment trial in 2023,
which his wife, a state legislator, played a role in, where she had to sit there and
listen to tape recordings about how, or to testimony about how like, uh, Kepax had cheated
on her.
Okay.
After the allegation, spurred an investigation in a subsequent impeachment trial in 2023,
the FBI investigation changed hands from Texas federal prosecutors to the Justice Department
officials in DC, and in late 2024, the Justice Department quietly declined to continue pursuing
the case.
Wow.
shocking according to the social press putting to bed yet another high-stakes
probe into the texas politician
he was sued for firing whistleblowers after reporting packs of the FBI 2020 at
least for the attorneys who worked in his office were fired and promptly sued the
attorney general for violating texas whistleblower act which prohibits
employers from taking action against public employees who report violations
of the law
this guy's the top cop of texas by the way he's the fucking attorney general of
texas
who was doing such heinous crimes, who was engaging in such heinous crimes, that his
own conservative team of attorneys literally blew the whistle on him, and he got away
with it.
Okay?
He got away with it again.
And then countersued the whistleblowers against state law, lost it made his way to the Texas
Supreme Court in 2023 before Paxon agreed to pay the attorneys $3.3 million in issue
and apology.
However, the payment would come out of state funds and required approval of the Texas legislature.
Do you guys understand why it's unbelievable that Donald Trump pushed this guy to win?
After the agreement was made, Representative Jeff Leach from Plano, who oversees the House
Judiciary and Civil Jurisprudence Committee, told the Tribune, he felt troubled that hardworking
taxpayers might be on the hook for this settlement between Attorney General and former employees
of his office.
As the whistleblower case and FBI investigations led the legislature into its own impeachment
trial of Paxson in 2023, the lawsuit bounced around the legal system until on April 20,
In 2022, a judge ruled against Paxton in order to pay out of $6.6 million to the fired attorneys.
According to the Tribune, Paxton initially appealed the ruling calling it ridiculous
judgment that is not based on the facts or in the law, but dropped the appeal in July,
leaving the legislature again, once again, to approve to foot the multi-million dollar
bill.
In 2022, he contested the 2020 election results.
The State Bar of Texas sued Paxton for professional misconduct in 2022 after he brought a lost
suit against Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin in 2020 over discredited election
fraud claims.
The U.S. Supreme Court threw out Paxson's lawsuit saying Texas lacked the standing to
sue other states over their election procedures.
The Texas Barr's lawsuit stemmed from complaints over Paxson's lawsuit over money and time
spent investigating false claims that made up Paxson's arguments about 2020 election
results.
There is not a guy who loves misusing state funds for dumb nonsensical bullshit that boosts
his profile or lines up his pockets or punishes enemies than Ken Paxton.
He loves taking state funds from Texas taxpayers and just using it like his own fucking slush
fund, which I guess Trump sees a sympathetic voice in that battle too.
Supreme court, um, the bar was looking to sanction packs in with a punishment ranging
from reprimanded disbarment.
Text Supreme court dismissed the Texas bars lawsuit in January, 2025 on the grounds of
the section with violating the Texas constitution separation of powers doctrine Teflon can
2023 impeachment trial finally comes around in May, 2023, after mounting the FBI, after
the mounting FBI investigation, a whistleblower lawsuit, the Texas house investigation committee
unveiled twenty articles of impeachment against paxton based on the
abusive office and bribery charges
investigation center outpacks the misusing is off as the aid
with nate paul's legal issues texas tribune reported
the house voted a hundred twenty two uh... one the thirty three to impeach
paxton suspending him from office and marking only the third time in history
the legislative body
had impeached an official
the impeachment was then kicked off to the texas senate requiring a trial and
two-thirds of senators approval
to permanently remove paxson from office
after a two-week senate trial september twenty-three packs and was
acquitted
of all charges and restored to office after none of the articles met the
twenty-one month votes necessary
the trial included witness testimony to paxson's alleged attempts to investigate
paul's enemies
delay foreclosures of his properties and begin the police investigations of paul
as well as allegations that paul paid for paxson's home renovations and covered
up as a fair in return
only two republican senators voted in favor of paxton's
conviction
according to the tribune
in twenty twenty five divorce and infidelity
i'll be honest
blue wave year
unprecedented on popular for donald trump
specifically in the uh...
uh... d d uh...
latino voter base which you know is different in texas for sure they all
fucking vote overwhelmingly i mean they vote pretty solidly for the republicans
uh... democratic primary on off
uh... johnny garcy versus more melinda by her go in the
uh... a lot of leaders in her party for that
you've got uh... james talarico
the democratic nominee for sentencing he will not campaign with glendale
if she wins this
uh... you did have
uh... reports here they republican aligned group
uh... spending money on behalf of or trying to get when you understand the
camp axis of the do you get why i'm saying like more indolendo might not be
the worst person for the texas democrats like i mean the fact that she's at forty
percent still
in spite of her unhinged commentary is is
uh... pretty indication that
you know texas democrats are also just a little cookie to
uh... text politics is fucked our local plan over it
van taylor had an affair with the isis bride
but text coming out that he wanted a rim job he was replaced quickly with key
self as if nothing happened
what the fuck
in bear camps were sent on yours
i think texas gets
very little coverage in the in the craziness spectrum
because everyone is always hyper focusing on florida which is a bit of
a cliche
but texas certainly deserves
in my opinion
texas certainly deserves
a little bit more scrutiny than it currently receives
given that this kind of stuff happens only in texas
with regular frequency in bear
then garcia
uh... that garcia is official with the the bear county uh... sheriff's office
uh... so about three quarters of the vote
in this district comes from bear county
about a quarter comes from guadalupe just just sort of
this is very very small again in terms of its its uh... impact
district-wide
so that is a uh... uh... uh... clear advantage there early in the votes for
garcia over glennon but glennon is over
forty percent of the vote right there
i say this is a potentially competitive district
paxson is currently suing to try to stop a real estate developer near uh...
dowsforth worth
that is a muslim owner
and he's only doing is their muslim he's one hundred percent bigot this is what
trump endorsed them
i'm in collin county
looking suburbs of it
trump won this district or would have won this district by ten points
in twenty twenty four
uh... large hispanic population in twenty twenty
this would have been a one-point trump win so they get this is one of those
districts newly drawn districts
Republicans want to give themselves an advantage.
Democrats felt, look, right candidate, right year,
this could be winnable for them.
Obviously, Galindo looming as a giant X-factor there,
but let's take a look at what's happening
on the Republican side.
And wow, this is interesting.
Again, let's zoom in here.
Okay, now John Luan, this is a state legislator.
Okay, from Bear County, Carlos de la Cruz
is a veteran and business owner.
He is also the brother of Monica De La Cruz, who's a Republican Congresswoman from South
Texas here.
Now, De La Cruz has the endorsement of Donald Trump.
Luan actually received more votes in the preliminary.
This is a real interesting test here of Donald Trump and his endorsement.
You have a very locally popular politician in this part of the district, Bear County.
Now, on the Republican side, the numbers work a lot differently.
is a little bit less than half the vote on the Republican side. This is Luhans
base and he is leading here in the early vote in Bayer County. But then you get
outside of it. You get to Wilson County, you get down here in Carnes County. These
are much more significant pieces of real estate on the Republican side. Probably
about a close to a quarter of the vote will come out of these two counties
tonight and there's De La Cruz leading in both of them and then Guadalupe County.
It's almost the same size of Bayer in terms of the vote impact. So Guadalupe
really, you know, you know, if you're Luhan, frankly, you probably want a bigger
number so far out of Bayer, your Bayer County base, given that you're trailing
here, you're trailing in Carnes, and if you don't turn it, you know, if that
pattern continues into Guadalupe County, that will net out to De La Cruz's
advantage, but Guadalupe's looms large. That's going to be, that's, when we get
Guadalupe, and if you could shout, I think that's going to really clarify the
picture there in the 35th district. Again, this is the Republican primary.
De La Cruz running with Trump's endorsement. Again, to get the winner of
the Democratic primary here, Garcia Galindo. And we just talked about the
story there. Again, returning to the 33rd district. Do we have any new votes here?
The same day we don't yet. We have showed you this. Christian Menefa...
Holy fuck, Christian Menefa, you're good. I apologize for the confusion with the
expected vote, which you can see has come down again a little bit more here.
But our decision desk has made that call and in the 9th district again
We've shown you here very good starters your Alex Miller the trump indoors can't let's return
To the story of the hour. What time is it?
837 okay, so we are still
Yeah, two people got mad at each other
I sure you not had a gun duel in the middle of the street in a random day one guy killed the other since it was
Mutual combat the other dickhead did not get charged anything takes the PVP zone. Oh my god. That's fucking terrifying
all right let's move on from this and and move on from the the different
coverage over me we're gonna begin and let's cover some some real fucking news
okay on new US attacks on Iran military officials say American forces carried
out self-defense strikes on targets in the southern part of that country this
morning Iran said it had shot down a US drone but what does this all mean
for those new peace talks. That is a question. MTS Chayat has the latest from Tel Aviv. MTS,
good morning to you. Phyllis, and what is going on here?
Gail, good morning to you. Well, it's certainly a very alarming situation with the U.S. strikes
overnight threatening an already fragile ceasefire that began all the way back in April and triggered
weeks of intense diplomacy between Washington and Tehran that really seemed to be heading
fighting towards some kind of an agreement to end this war, an agreement that may now
be in jeopardy.
The Strait of Hormuz has been a front line since fighting began.
Both the U.S. and Iran have imposed dueling blockades there, sending global energy prices
soaring, and despite intensive talks to end the war, U.S. forces carried out strikes in
southern Iran overnight.
In a statement to CBS News from CENTCOM, it said, targets included missile launch sites
and Iranian boats attempting to replace mines.
U.S. Central Command continues to defend our forces
while using restraint during the ongoing ceasefire.
For the U.S., it seems the ceasefire still holds.
But the strikes were carried out as Iranian leaders
met with Qatari officials in the capital Doha
for what's been described as, quote,
intense U.S.-backed talks over Iran's frozen assets,
nuclear program, and the strait.
But it's Lebanon that's also further complicating matters.
Despite a ceasefire there, too, Israeli forces and Hezbollah continue to trade fire.
Tehran insists Israel's war with its proxy group must end as part of any deal with the
U.S.
Dennis Satrinovitz is the former head of the Iran branch of Israel's military intelligence.
If President Trump will decide to reach an agreement, Israel will be the last country
that will oppose it.
Prime Minister Netanyahu is highly dependent on President Trump.
And even more than that, he's, I think, afraid even that he will do something that contradict
President Trump policy, then Israel and him himself will pay the price for it.
And this morning, Iran's Revolutionary Guard said it would not only retaliate against any
ceasefire violations, but that it also shot down a U.S. drone and fired at a U.S. fighter
jet that entered its airspace.
Now, we have no way of independently verifying that, but this isn't the first time U.S. and
Iranian forces have exchanged fire during this ceasefire, the last time was just a few
weeks ago.
MTS Tia, I've been telling you thank you.
Ships at anchor, a deceptively peaceful scene.
Last night, the Americans targeted Iranian boats, which they said had been laying sea
mines, to ensure that the 2,000 ships and 20,000 seafarers stuck in and around the Strait
of Hormuz are going nowhere.
Today showed off what it said was the remnants of a U.S. Reaper drone that they had shot
down in response.
Arash the Archer, the character of Miranian mythology, had unleashed his arrows at the
drone, they said, and loaded it onto a boat like scrap metal.
To Iran, the U.S. attack was a breach of the ceasefire, even as President Trump reiterates
bafflingly that a deal with the Islamic Republic is nearly done.
It is not the first time we are witnessing these contradictions.
In fact, one of the problems in our negotiations is these inconsistencies and contradictions
in their behavior.
This is not a new issue.
Qatar has been hosting talks between US and Iranian delegations, and it's been reported
that they've reached an agreement on Iran's frozen assets.
But in a rare message, Iran's supreme leader, who has still not been seen in public,
excoriated Muslim countries like Qatar, which host U.S. bases.
The clock cannot be turned back, and the nations and lands of the region will no longer be
a shield for American bases.
Moreover, America will no longer have a safe place in the region for mischief.
One of which pleases the Israeli Prime Minister who was meeting his defense chiefs today.
I feel like this does please the Israeli Prime Minister.
A source sent me a voicemail from the Working Families Party of Volunteers says the voters
need to back Antonio Reynoso in New York 7 so the Zara Mamdani is supporting Congress.
Mamdani has endorsed Claire Valdez in the race.
crazy. You should start doing dress down Fridays, maybe. Or like bust down.
His dream of overthrowing the Islamic Republic by force has been dashed and the US seems
unwilling to return to full scale war. So he's doubling down on his campaign against
his bulla in Lebanon. They'd been attacking the southern Lebanese port city of Tia, normally
home to some 200,000 people most of whom have now fled. Iran says Lebanon must be included
in any peace treaty. Since hearing that the Americans will soon tell them to stop, the
The Israelis are widening their scope.
They released cockpit footage of overnight strikes on Mashkara, a town in the Bekar Valley,
which is well beyond the part of southern Lebanon they had marked out as a buffer zone.
His banner for its part has also been ignoring the temporary ceasefire, releasing up to a
thousand drones over the past eight days, targeting northern Israel and Israeli armor
within Lebanon.
days a $300 drone can take out a tank that cost millions. Lebanese are only
too familiar with such destruction. Experience tells them that when one war
gets resolved another rises from the rubble.
Lindsay Ilson there and joining me now from Washington DC is Barbara Slavin a
distinguished fellow at the US based think tank the Stinson Center and former
director of the future of Iran and over 4,000 kill in Lebanon so far over 100,000 injured.
Yeah. Has the laws been cooking the Israeli troops though? Like they they've been holding
them off pretty aggressively. Every day is a moment of panic from what I understand.
Actress defending you. Who's the euphoria actress?
I don't know who this person is.
They literally flew a FPV
into a field HQ where you can literally see the desktop screens. Yeah, they're going nutty mode with the FPVs.
,
I don't know! We are here today to protect our rights! We are here today to call them
Zoran Banzani Tagyukiran!
We are here today because we have had enough! What a burning Brooklyn less than two weeks
ago! What a burning Hearty Zinigas three weeks ago!
Yeah, I'm not doing that. I can't I can't at the Atlantic Council. Thanks very much for talking to us today
Iran has accused America of committing a gross violation of common side effects you like her. Oh hell yeah
derail the talks do you think? I love them. I love that show. No, I don't think so. I think there is still a strong logic to these talks
President Trump very much wants to see the Strait of Formos reopened, he wants to see
oil prices go down, he wants to see gasoline prices go down as we are entering the summer
months in Washington and the United States and people are going to be traveling.
So these sorts of things occur, the U.S. probably did see some Iranian vessels laying mines,
and it's really key that the Strait be reopened.
This is now the main goal, even though, of course, the war when the US and Israel started
it had much more ambitious goals than this.
I mean, and what are the chances of a deal, because, as you say, Trump and much of the
region needs the Strait of Hormuz reopened, but it's not lost on the Iranians, is it?
This has proved to be perhaps its greatest weapon.
Yeah, but the Iranians need to use the Strait as well.
They are sending out some oil through other means, but they need to start sending oil
through the strait.
They need to get their assets that have been frozen, as it has been mentioned.
Qatar is now apparently working on that.
So I think an agreement, at least a preliminary agreement, suits pretty much everyone.
And I mean, that preliminary agreement, it's not quite clear whether the nuclear question
will be part of that or whether that will be kicked further down the road. What are your thoughts?
I think it's going to be largely kicked down the road, although we have seen
some comments by President Trump about what he calls uranium dust. It's actually a gas.
It's highly enriched uranium that's buried under the rubble of previous strikes in Iran.
And there have been some statements suggesting that the Iranians would be willing to turn this
material over to the International Atomic Energy Agency. That's not quite what Trump
demanded. He wanted it sent to the United States. I don't think that's going to happen.
But if this material is recovered, if it is downblended, so it's no longer so close to
weapons grade, and if all of this is done under the supervision of the IAEA, that would
be very good news.
I mean, would it be good enough to deliver a deal that is not actually looking a lot?
All right, guys, another half day, Haasie moment. I'm tired.
So we're not going to get to Glen Greenwald surrounded, but tomorrow I will be more energized
and I'll be live and alive from Los Angeles, California, back in home turf, home territory.
Okay. There's a lot more to cover, a lot more news to get to, and we will get to all of it.
But for the night or today, I must bid you adieu.
All right. I'm not allowed to leave early. Well, I am. Guess what I am.
Anyway, love you guys and I'll see you tomorrow.
to the stun lock, to the top, it's just begun.
Cause there is again, the sun is streaming.
The sun is streaming.
There is again, the sun is streaming.
The sun is streaming.
He knew at a Chinese train, Telling Kaya Place
Sun in as many chattanoves, Giving green his grace
Zoram winning NYC, Walked two back with a force
The Rogan of the left to me, a dumb him, though still on course
The Charlie Kirk assassination, the fear and online show
Eight full fucking years of this, plenty more to go
Doing fun stuff tomorrow, throw PBS up on the screen
A man-made whore reaction brought to you by this life's dream
Cause there he is again, the son is streaming
The son is streaming
There he is again, the son is streaming
The son is streaming
Kacked out of the DNC, I grow and march the goons
Committing the propaganda to shut down people's throats.
CBS Israeli news, a coup, a regime falls.
A full bomb fascist takeover and still the duty calls.
Total radicalization coming out to sea
The system where he'll always fail, it's up to you and me
All these daily streams, whether short or whether long
I've held millions of people keep it moving right along
Cause there he is again, a son is streaming
A son is streaming
There he is again, a son is streaming
I start a stream and
But hey, what can you say
That's PBS for you
But he'll play games real soon
Just you wait
Say hey, what can you say
That's PBS for you
But he'll move on real soon
Just you wait
Ba da da, ba da da, ba da da da da da da
Hey, what can you say?
Hey, that's PBS for you
Well, pull your longs real soon
Just you wait
Sha da da, sha da da, sha da da da da da da
Hey, what can you say?
Hey, that's PBS for you
But he'll do your advice real soon
Just you wait
My hey, what can you say, that's BBS for you, brought up by viewers like you, should you
wait?