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hivise

05-11-2026 · 2h 40m

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[00:12:24] Appreciate your streams high bikes. Oh kidding you look like but for myself

[00:12:30] I got a warm-up. I haven't played in a couple days

[00:12:41] All right, now he goes he goes

[00:12:43] What's up with me?

[00:12:45] Me.

[00:12:58] Only for genius.

[00:13:00] What the fuck!

[00:13:03] I'm not getting mad today, actually.

[00:13:05] I'm not getting mad.

[00:13:09] Alright.

[00:13:13] My best friend has a good personality, but he's a do-so like you think I should date my guy friends

[00:13:20] I'm not gay. I don't know if he wins that

[00:13:23] No, it's like well, whatever you're into you know what I'm saying. I think I think people should date for personalities. Oh

[00:13:32] What was that? I got an attack

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[00:13:43] Botted? Uh, yeah, I've been bodied for the last, like, wait!

[00:13:53] Bang!

[00:14:00] I've been bodied for, like, the last four streams.

[00:14:05] Is this job bodied? I don't know.

[00:14:07] I don't know, just type one if you want to, if you want.

[00:14:10] Let me see.

[00:14:12] Oh, I missed the boost.

[00:14:14] Shiesa.

[00:14:18] Yup!

[00:14:19] Woah!

[00:14:21] I couldn't read that.

[00:14:33] What?!

[00:14:34] I couldn't even focus on the fucking game because you...

[00:14:36] You piece of shit?

[00:14:47] Yeah, I can't put them from the game. Yes, I'm from the hood

[00:15:00] I'm a robot beep boop a slap I've never talked to you before bro. You're not a robot

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[00:21:25] What I say, bro, thanks, man

[00:21:33] Where am I carry

[00:21:36] Am I carried enough?

[00:21:43] 25k viewers and the chat's moving slower than my grandma.

[00:21:48] How fun.

[00:21:51] I wonder if I can pull that.

[00:21:54] Alright.

[00:21:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:22:05] Oh, thank you.

[00:22:11] That's.

[00:22:14] I mean, where's my this guy?

[00:22:19] Hey, good job, bro.

[00:22:22] yo can we stop sending this bot an error message you guys aren't fucking pop

[00:22:32] wait a minute wait a shot

[00:22:42] oh shot shot shot shot wait wait a

[00:22:48] Did it continue on the ball from the 50s?

[00:22:50] Wow, I'm so inspirational.

[00:22:52] Fuckin' hell.

[00:22:56] No, I only shower once a month.

[00:22:58] Because if you shower,

[00:23:00] you remove the...

[00:23:02] Fuckin' hell.

[00:23:04] You remove the gaming ability.

[00:23:06] That's actually a proven fact by science.

[00:23:08] Not kidding.

[00:23:10] see it that's why none of you guys are good at video games you guys showered all

[00:23:20] off what ability are a that's untoll it for

[00:23:27] I'm not gonna lie, I'm playing much better than recently.

[00:23:37] Did I know play?

[00:23:40] Ugh.

[00:23:43] Wait, can y'all do that?

[00:23:46] I'm sorry, I was just there.

[00:23:49] What am I saying?

[00:23:52] I'm sorry, that was just a terrible...

[00:23:55] What am I saying?

[00:23:57] Let me lock in now.

[00:24:01] Next time.

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[00:42:22] I have no boots. Shut the fuck up. I have no boots.

[00:42:39] I hate when my chat thinks they can do things better than me.

[00:42:45] I just fucking watched

[00:42:53] Hey

[00:43:03] Me oh me how are you retired in I know

[00:43:15] Wait, I wanna die over him.

[00:43:22] I think you bot.

[00:43:37] I don't view bot.

[00:43:44] are you in bronze right now it's just so like your experience

[00:44:06] what is Jack doing

[00:44:14] Oh, I thought I had a flip

[00:44:26] What the hell man?

[00:44:37] Boom boom boom boom

[00:44:38] Nice

[00:44:40] Okay

[00:44:41] Alright

[00:44:44] I wise don't forget about us now dude your ass I know

[00:44:55] uh bank well I won't forget about you guys though because it's all AI

[00:45:01] My colobic flankers.

[00:45:06] Fuckin' hell.

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[00:48:21] Can you buy this car and luckily, yeah

[00:48:25] There are currently one thousand four hundred and twenty five people in chat

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[00:48:53] Locking who is EU

[00:49:03] Where the fuck is my teammate?

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[00:49:46] This is not a cool song

[00:50:09] I'm not a carry piece of shit what the hell

[00:50:31] Oh

[00:50:53] Fuck

[00:51:01] I guess I understand the viewbox now.

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[00:51:46] Interesting

[00:51:57] Wow

[00:52:01] That's on me, that's on me, wait that one's on me, that one's on me, I did not mean that.

[00:52:19] We're walking

[00:52:41] Nice

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[00:52:59] Why my weird thing it's the map

[00:53:11] Cut this stream off now real 25 max if you agree

[00:53:18] Oh

[00:53:31] I need a warm-up plan. Oh Sonia

[00:53:48] What the fuck was that?

[00:54:03] Oh, you brain dead.

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[00:55:24] Workout mix yeah, I'm down you guys you work out

[00:55:30] Go!

[00:55:51] Some beatbox.

[00:55:52] Way sure thing.

[00:55:54] Ah, no.

[00:55:57] No.

[00:55:59] Fuck you, CTS.

[00:56:04] Ah!

[00:56:05] Wow, I can't get off the wall.

[00:56:10] He's not elwin, grateful he's spamming.

[00:56:15] Oh, elwin.

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[01:18:39] Yeah, it's not stable Ronaldo rate dude, it's not stable Ronaldo rate

[01:18:50] Hey there

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[01:19:18] Neon rage

[01:19:22] Yeah.

[01:19:29] Oh, that was a little bit of a hit, it's not far.

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[01:19:50] is gonna still coming to the stream what I don't know gunna

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[01:20:20] I have no boost. I need boost bro. Holy fuck me.

[01:20:37] I'm gonna boost the whole fucking possession oh my god

[01:21:07] Thank you for watching!

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[01:26:07] Right at everything I do. Yeah, I'm not lying.

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[01:27:37] 17k views, 5 chats per minute. Yeah, bro. Obviously I'm new about it. Like, I can't do anything about it. Holy fuck.

[01:27:47] I'm not even a live child, but it's like killing my streamer. I might just not share with those guys.

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[01:29:21] Can I get a good song

[01:29:25] I didn't mean to take a screenshot, bro.

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[01:36:50] Yeah, I know

[01:37:08] No, I think both of them are dressing up.

[01:37:15] Like this guy is doing...

[01:37:20] No, I'm the arrow, it's fine, but I think...

[01:37:23] I'm about to lose my mind to that.

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[01:37:53] Know eras don't do that arrow arrow arrow don't throw the game that's worse than what you're doing arrow. What the fuck

[01:38:03] Don't throw the game

[01:38:08] oh my god

[01:38:16] if it just just just win the game i don't care one throw the game

[01:38:38] I got a muggy bottle and a windbreaker.

[01:38:48] Yep.

[01:38:49] You got me, bro.

[01:38:50] Oh, okay.

[01:38:51] Just send it in that direction, I guess.

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[01:57:32] I don't need a rock only coach

[01:58:23] Oh, he's already up.

[01:58:49] up. And right in my hole. Fuck you. Oh, GG. A brownfish is done. And I have a teammate

[01:59:18] with no thumbs you made you have to boost thank you to me to get thank you

[01:59:26] I go fuck you

[01:59:35] stop oh yo yo stop touching me stop I'm gonna get a restraining order stop

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[01:59:52] Am alive

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[02:00:08] Yeah! Again? Again to me? You got the boost? Again. Again. Again.

[02:00:21] Ah ah ah ah. No way that's in my hole. Oh, that's in my gate to the hole.

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[02:31:26] Locking sorry

[02:31:28] Sorry, this story this one for you

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[02:32:59] I'm not sure I'm sorry patches

[02:33:01] I'm sorry.

[02:33:08] What the fuck?

[02:33:16] What the fuck?

[02:33:28] Patches! BIND THIS!

[02:33:30] FUCK YOU!

[02:33:32] Oh my god.

[02:33:38] Patches, what are you doing?

[02:33:40] You okay, Patches?

[02:33:46] I'll just give my kids a shot about that.

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