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hivise

05-17-2026 · 7h 56m

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[00:03:00] What?

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[00:03:20] Jack, now, can I show you guys my new addiction?

[00:03:23] Yes.

[00:03:25] I would like to come forward.

[00:03:28] I am addicted to League.

[00:03:30] Ah.

[00:03:32] I am addicted to League.

[00:03:34] Yep, I am.

[00:03:36] I play it off stream.

[00:03:38] I'm addicted. I'm fucking addicted.

[00:03:43] It's bad.

[00:03:49] Now chat.

[00:03:51] Am I good at the game?

[00:03:53] Yes. I believe I'm better than Jinx already.

[00:03:55] I just can't play ranked.

[00:03:58] I'm not kidding, but what am I even saying though? Is that even a compliment? What the fuck am I saying?

[00:04:04] Is that is that even something I should be proud of?

[00:04:14] Here's what it is

[00:04:18] But yeah, look chat look at these games though

[00:04:22] Yeah, look at these games though

[00:04:24] nine and three triple kill 23 and 12 quadra kill 14 and 8 I mean I just got

[00:04:35] thrown that game I just got thrown like wait what are the lobbies I'm in what

[00:04:46] are the ranks can I see the ranks or not Vulcan how man no I'm not a war

[00:04:53] Yo, I'm not gonna lie. I think Jinxie was running about warwick. Yo

[00:04:58] I'm all master ye a fuck warwick

[00:05:02] I don't know. It's and it's not this hold cue shit. No, no, no, it's not it's not it's not fucking hold cue

[00:05:10] Master ye it's just better. He's just he's he's more fun to play

[00:05:16] Okay, okay. It is what it is. It is what it is

[00:05:19] It's just war he doesn't do anything. I feel like warwick when I when I pounce on someone

[00:05:24] I'm like I'm like trying to give him a fucking hug. I'm not doing damage

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[00:05:34] Yeah question mark it I don't care what you say I really don't

[00:05:39] He doesn't do any damage. He doesn't why is it streaming? Okay?

[00:05:45] We're not gonna do this already

[00:05:49] And what did I miss?

[00:05:56] Well, but I'm addicted chat how long is it gonna take me

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[00:08:49] We don't have to worry about nothing, because we got the fire and it's burning one out of

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[00:09:11] Wait.

[00:09:12] Yeah, but what's that song called?

[00:09:17] gonna see it from outer space outer space light it up wait there's no way it's wrong

[00:09:24] no that's the note no no no that's the note of the song

[00:09:31] there's no way it's treat no no chat i know it's i know i do they have the same note do both of

[00:09:37] these have the same database, believe me, it needs two of them have the same notebook

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[00:10:02] boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom we don't have to worry about nothing

[00:10:11] fuck it I guess what Shawn menus but there's no way do they have the same notes?

[00:10:16] wait what is it? I won't lie to you I know he's just not right for you and you

[00:10:26] could tell me if I'm off with a seat in your face

[00:10:29] Yeah. What?

[00:10:31] What?

[00:10:33] Bass?

[00:10:35] Bass?

[00:10:37] Bass?

[00:10:39] Bass?

[00:10:41] Bass?

[00:10:43] No, but like chat, I swear they have the same.

[00:10:47] Yeah, what was the song I was thinking of?

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[00:10:53] Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum we we don't have to worry

[00:11:00] about nothing burn I promise you they have the same fucking notes

[00:11:09] no they do not wait do that hold on really think about this one yeah I'm a

[00:11:18] fucking loser

[00:11:28] AC DC

[00:11:31] It's not it's not cte. It's not cte. It's thundersruck acdc

[00:11:35] I used to listen to this all the time when I was an athlete. I promise you bro. It's not guys just listen to this

[00:11:41] guys just listen to the song just listen to the song it's not CTE it's what

[00:11:47] the song sounds like

[00:12:11] Holy fuck you you fought wait it's you it's it's you it's euphoria again what it's you

[00:12:30] What?

[00:12:32] What?

[00:12:33] BOO

[00:12:35] Oh

[00:12:37] BOO

[00:12:39] BOO

[00:12:42] I shoulda known

[00:12:43] BOO

[00:12:44] KICK

[00:12:45] Who the fuck?

[00:12:46] BOO

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[00:12:48] KICK

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[00:12:52] Oh shit!

[00:12:54] That beat goes hard!

[00:12:55] BOO

[00:12:56] KICK

[00:12:59] Damn!

[00:13:00] Wait keep it going

[00:13:06] What family matters. Oh it was Drake's

[00:13:18] Not a thing nope nope not a thing nope it's not a thing nope

[00:13:25] Fake Drake fan

[00:13:27] It's not a thing. Push-ups? It's not push-ups.

[00:13:36] Mi-ha and Mi-ho's. What? I didn't listen to that song. I didn't listen to that one.

[00:13:50] I'm not a fake fan, I didn't listen to the song.

[00:13:52] Chai, you...

[00:13:53] Ooh, okay!

[00:13:58] Shit!

[00:14:02] Hey!

[00:14:03] Chai's the idiot.

[00:14:07] I could never be nobody number one fan.

[00:14:10] Your first number one, I had to put it in your hand.

[00:14:12] Your pussies can't get put outside America for me.

[00:14:15] What?

[00:14:15] I'm out in Tokyo because I'm big in Japan.

[00:14:18] I'm here to make a yada panda

[00:14:20] backstage

[00:14:21] kill kill kill

[00:14:22] you won't ever take a chance

[00:14:24] the letter Q the letter Q

[00:14:26] step in with a side step in

[00:14:28] kill kill kill

[00:14:29] just a part with the bike nigga what's up

[00:14:31] I know my picture on the wall when y'all cook up

[00:14:33] extortion baby hope you're red you be shook up

[00:14:35] it's top so you drop it get in the 50 like a push

[00:14:37] it's cool your last one brick

[00:14:39] you really not on shit

[00:14:41] they make you split to the end

[00:14:43] listen to the new EP album

[00:14:45] the best song is round trips

[00:14:47] You doing splits bitch your pants might rip you better do that motherfucking show inside the bitty

[00:14:51] We're on fire need a verse you better make it with you. Let me need a verse for the swing

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[00:15:17] Stop saying who, huh?

[00:15:20] Can you guys stop saying who, huh?

[00:15:27] Okay.

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[00:16:18] What are league songs like you know what I'm saying like league songs like where my chat's gonna dance all day

[00:16:28] you miss underscore I thought you're just subscribed with prime

[00:16:36] that bro thank you so much thank you so much for the prime thank you so much

[00:16:47] Oh

[00:16:52] Whoa

[00:16:55] Now fully immersed down fully immersed

[00:17:03] Wait when did this come out 2017

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[00:17:47] What is this song?

[00:17:54] Whoa!

[00:17:59] Wait!

[00:18:03] Stick Monk Music!

[00:18:05] Hey!

[00:18:06] What the shit?

[00:18:08] John, look at these ranks!

[00:18:13] John look at these Franks. John look at these Franks. This guy is going to be diamond!

[00:18:23] What are you doing?

[00:18:41] So, what is that green thing?

[00:18:53] Why am I an emerald bobby's wait is it that ass because I've been doing good

[00:19:03] What the fuck

[00:19:19] That's not the right. Oh, thank God hey flagging

[00:19:23] I don't know what the fuck is this channel.

[00:19:34] Why is it lagging?

[00:19:35] Hey!

[00:19:36] Wait a second, I gotta move my cam.

[00:19:39] Fuck!

[00:19:40] Uh, move this, and then move this, and...

[00:19:46] Fuck!

[00:19:47] Move this back down.

[00:19:50] Oh no, oh no!

[00:19:53] Oh, tab, my timer is fucked now.

[00:20:11] It's 400s fight, but I don't want to fight this.

[00:20:22] go go go go

[00:20:24] go go go

[00:20:26] eq now eq

[00:20:28] what

[00:20:30] hello

[00:20:36] where is pro kiting

[00:20:38] yo it's good to kite

[00:20:52] Y'all, hello?

[00:20:55] I'm not warmed up.

[00:20:58] Fuck!

[00:20:59] My fingers are not tapping correctly.

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[00:24:22] Loki?

[00:24:28] What am I doing? He's not winnable.

[00:24:34] Nope. I'm just throning. What do I do? Hey! Sorry my brain kind of spines out sometimes.

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[00:24:48] My oh, okay, heard it

[00:24:56] I didn't waste a minute that wasn't a minute

[00:25:42] Oh

[00:26:10] Locking

[00:26:12] Yo, can this guy stop?

[00:26:17] He's like sniping me across the map!

[00:26:20] Fuck off!

[00:26:24] Whoa.

[00:26:30] Can I tell you, I'm good at the game.

[00:26:32] Like, my brain, like, I don't know, I've never played this game before.

[00:26:35] I'm just good at the game.

[00:26:37] Maybe I listen more than Jixi does to Dante's.

[00:26:40] I'm not even kidding! I think I do!

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[00:26:53] death

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[00:27:09] I'm done.

[00:27:21] Fuckin'.

[00:27:25] Die!

[00:27:33] Hey guys, if you can't handle the top lane, get out of the top lane.

[00:27:37] I'm not helping you

[00:27:56] Well that one from Dante is awesome

[00:28:07] fuck him

[00:28:21] one cop!

[00:28:27] I won't rank you, I'll pick I could be based off the gameplay so far

[00:28:37] I don't know what to do with that.

[00:28:42] Wood too!

[00:28:56] Where am I going right now?

[00:28:58] I'm lucky to go next.

[00:29:25] Why push them?

[00:29:26] Do you think I...

[00:29:28] Are you brain dead?

[00:29:30] It-

[00:29:31] This bitch has the ability

[00:29:33] To like

[00:29:34] Take over my brain!

[00:29:36] Are you brain dead?

[00:29:46] Fuck!

[00:29:50] GG down in TS

[00:29:52] Yep, GG

[00:30:28] Oh

[00:30:52] Now we got my fault or my 2-inch fault

[00:31:24] One back to kill her magicians

[00:31:41] Well don't go there. So go here

[00:31:54] are you bringing up to me? I'll beat the fucking kiss out of you kid. I'm bringing up my camp.

[00:32:11] I'll report you.

[00:32:21] Chat attacks me?

[00:32:22] So chat.

[00:32:23] When I'm in, when I'm in fight, E, Q, wave, I'm hard.

[00:32:34] So chat. When I'm in, when I'm in fight, E, Q, wait, if I have R, wait, R, E, Q, W for heal. Yes or no? Yes, no, fuck you.

[00:32:53] Maybe. E, boring your Q.

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[00:36:04] Yeah, this fuck is bad.

[00:36:09] What?

[00:36:10] Oh, wait, where?

[00:36:11] Yeah, where?

[00:36:12] Yeah.

[00:36:13] Take it.

[00:36:14] Wait.

[00:36:15] I didn't use my W.

[00:36:16] Yeah.

[00:36:17] Yeah.

[00:36:18] Yeah.

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[00:36:26] Yeah.

[00:36:27] Yeah.

[00:36:28] Yeah.

[00:36:29] Yeah.

[00:36:30] Wait, I didn't use my W. You don't deserve it.

[00:36:39] Lock in.

[00:36:40] Fuck!

[00:36:41] 30 seconds of breathing.

[00:36:46] Whoa!

[00:36:47] 30 seconds of breathing.

[00:36:52] Whoa!

[00:36:57] Low key though.

[00:37:02] That was horrible.

[00:37:07] Come on.

[00:37:12] fuck you guys that ass fuck all of you

[00:37:42] watch this guy watch this hold hold

[00:38:12] where what get dragon bitch disappeared I didn't realize he was in this potion

[00:38:36] I have enough to smother.

[00:38:46] What the fuck are you typing?

[00:38:56] Yo, did he get away from me?

[00:39:00] Did he fucking get away from me?

[00:39:09] What?

[00:39:12] I

[00:39:20] Kind of like print out

[00:39:42] No.

[00:39:44] Is it Alvin?

[00:39:49] Fine!

[00:40:12] You know what I do? I think you're fucking care. Fuck you. You don't deserve it.

[00:40:29] Los Palos singing. Boom.

[00:40:42] Oh

[00:40:54] What do these fuckers go

[00:41:12] I've got gangbangs. I've got absolutely fucking brightly read it.

[00:41:36] You're horrible

[00:41:41] I need I need a new song chat. How about DK play something? Nope. Fuck it

[00:41:51] Are we actually losing? Are we actually about to lose?

[00:41:55] Wait, this guy's dead

[00:42:01] Wait, what if I hunt this guy?

[00:42:03] Oh, he's holding teams there. Fuck!

[00:42:12] Yo, can you kill?

[00:42:23] Oh, he took all my fucking camps, bro! This little fucking cubs!

[00:42:33] whatever turn this shit off I can't

[00:43:00] kill this fucker

[00:43:03] I

[00:43:26] Wanted to do better but my team's not here

[00:43:33] I yell at them. I call them brain dead. I block them, I report them.

[00:43:48] I'm farming right now.

[00:43:58] Wait, how'd you drag him?

[00:44:01] What is this song?

[00:44:03] It's Morgan Wallen.

[00:44:04] I'm good.

[00:44:05] I'm

[00:44:12] about to get mad.

[00:44:25] No, I'm about to get mad.

[00:44:30] now about the math you deserve to lose put on league songs again I was doing

[00:44:41] well with these I don't go fuck what you guys say

[00:44:45] What the fuck is this song?

[00:44:51] Oh my god, I'm getting leveled up for my thing.

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[00:48:15] Uh, is Highbite ugly? The winner is no, he pants up.

[00:48:22] Yeah, I'm not taking play for this dude. Fuck this.

[00:48:38] What the?

[00:48:39] 5 red ward, what does that mean?

[00:48:51] We lost again, and less, think about it, high-fives over a moment, saves the whole game.

[00:49:07] Think about it!

[00:49:09] That is a shit!

[00:49:21] Yikes!

[00:49:25] Yikes emoji!

[00:50:07] I can't get the shield

[00:50:11] I can't get the shield anymore, I can't get it

[00:50:37] I'm just gonna say son yawns.

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[01:15:31] Yeah, what is our deal

[01:15:37] I'm still learning I'm just a bad baby

[01:15:57] here's the thing

[01:16:03] I think I'm a lost cause, to be honest.

[01:16:14] Fuck.

[01:16:15] You fucking die?

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[01:16:32] This is just unbearable, this is just unbearable.

[01:16:39] This is just unbearable, this is unbearable.

[01:16:48] This is just unbearable, this is unbearable.

[01:16:58] I

[01:17:15] Your music is unbearable. All right, no music done. Yeah, we'll just go silent on

[01:17:23] No music

[01:17:28] No, no music now. Just lead music.

[01:17:58] Holy Diff bro

[01:18:19] How much damage that fucker do

[01:18:21] all good guys I can't guys you know what guys guys if you cannot play the

[01:18:32] top lane get out of the top lane guys get out of the top lane guys

[01:18:43] you can't play

[01:18:51] Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

[01:19:08] I'll report you right now unit you're gonna type of my time be a cow for you. I'll fucking report you

[01:19:38] Yeah, why does the inner boy do so much ow what the fuck

[01:19:56] Walk in guys we can win this keep a positive mental

[01:20:38] Thanks for watching!

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[01:33:08] I'm out of ammo! I'm out of ammo!

[01:33:17] OH!

[01:33:18] What did that do?

[01:33:20] You lost for nothing!

[01:33:36] Jose, you can just subscribe and turn.

[01:33:39] You would play it now.

[01:33:43] What?

[01:33:48] Drive recall?

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[01:34:07] Really good

[01:34:20] Yeah, what's my level? What's his level? Sorry, walkin.

[01:34:27] Okay. Yeah, I don't know. No, you can't be mad. I can't be mad. I can't be mad.

[01:34:45] I've never played this before. I've never played this lane. Also.

[01:34:50] Yeah, man.

[01:34:55] That's good to do this with me, though. Nice, guys.

[01:35:00] Guess I'm the issue.

[01:35:10] Fucking.

[01:35:12] You need a coach. Uh, no, I need to just not put this lane. Or this character. I didn't know who I was picking. I ran out of time.

[01:35:22] I'm not sure what I'm saying.

[01:35:26] Hey. Thank you.

[01:35:36] Oh, I teleported.

[01:35:42] I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to kill him.

[01:35:53] I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to kill him.

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[01:39:12] Yeah, I didn't realize this champ was hard to, well also I don't know any champs.

[01:39:17] It's a good job we're learning, we win.

[01:39:26] Ugly voice, ugly face, ugly body, ugly gameplay, that'd be strange.

[01:39:30] Games that have a massive, free to play to hit you in the combat, games focused on the

[01:39:34] slightly accurate World War II and Cold War military.

[01:39:37] No, how about we don't do a fuck?

[01:39:40] How about that bro?

[01:39:41] Oh!

[01:39:42] EEEE!

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[01:39:49] I think I go jungle top.

[01:40:00] Because those are the two brains that um...rolls.

[01:41:00] but I think I selected more to scare us. So it's not very fun. Also, I'm giving talent here.

[01:41:07] So that's not funny.

[01:41:10] Oh, uh.

[01:41:22] I really can't do anything.

[01:41:30] a little kindred

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[01:41:50] Because I can

[01:41:58] Yeah, no it is

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[01:51:02] I

[01:51:24] Saw him

[01:51:26] I like to take it out, and I can take it out like a pig.

[01:51:30] Wait, guys, if I play jungle, I can get out of iron easily.

[01:51:35] I've asked you to have a lot of whiny bitches in your chats.

[01:51:38] Handle them before dawn and I.

[01:51:41] Yes!

[01:51:42] Whiny bitches in my chat?

[01:51:43] Yo, mods, if anyone's whining, fucking take them out.

[01:51:47] Deke loved them.

[01:51:48] Deke fucking loved them.

[01:51:50] Put them in a fucking body bag.

[01:51:52] Oh

[01:52:04] My brain so wired to jungle

[01:52:22] I

[01:52:27] Would be my routine fight with him I fight I fight I

[01:52:33] Still haven't been able to use my arm don't know what it does

[01:52:52] I don't get it. Why is it locked? Why is the ability locked though?

[01:53:22] You can be my man

[01:53:30] I don't know, are you taking my control?

[01:53:38] It's the last day

[01:53:52] Fuck!

[01:53:57] Die!

[01:53:58] Where's my fucking toxic mutt?

[01:54:01] AHH!

[01:54:02] Deep ground!

[01:54:04] Oh no!

[01:54:05] You may watch out!

[01:54:08] Have you seen my shimmy shit?

[01:54:09] Murder!

[01:54:22] I

[01:54:52] 7,700, 700, 700

[01:55:01] Can somebody make a difference against you already?

[01:55:10] Okay, I'm not even mad about that because

[01:55:14] I got a...

[01:55:15] I think that's enough lead for my brain today.

[01:55:32] Is that enough?

[01:55:38] We can see your board spot.

[01:55:43] Why edit things like this though like why edit things like this because it's not true. It's it's

[01:55:51] These are AI generated AI

[01:56:00] Okay, it's not a bald spot

[01:56:03] Not a ball

[01:56:06] Not a bald spot

[01:56:08] Oh

[01:56:10] It's not give me off. Give me off. No, no fuck this shit. Give me off

[01:56:22] Hey, hi, boys, I am a 30 year old man like good to you every day

[01:56:32] You fucking what

[01:56:38] C.S. me half. So baby taking it off. We could be C.S.

[01:56:58] Hey man, can I take you on a date?

[01:57:02] I want to murder you.

[01:57:04] What?

[01:57:05] Yeah, I might have been kidding.

[01:57:11] You know what I was doing all those trade-ups?

[01:57:14] It was like 20 days ago.

[01:57:17] I forgot I sold those knives on CS Blue and I had $1,100 of sitting in there.

[01:57:26] I forgoor!

[01:57:28] Don't ban that guy. Unban him.

[01:57:35] Whoa, why am I in this?

[01:57:40] Fine, Taz, it's fine. People want to murder me every day. You know what I'm saying?

[01:57:45] Wait, I can do a trade-up, though.

[01:57:46] Hold up.

[01:57:51] What the fuck is that song?

[01:57:56] I

[01:58:02] Stop

[01:58:07] Hello

[01:58:11] Whoa, why does this look different what the fuck did they do guys? Thank you for coaching me and having such good game

[01:58:16] You're gonna go from champ 3 to GC 2 love you win. Oh, love you, bro

[01:58:23] Congrats, dude

[01:58:26] Okay, I need to find, chat, you know what I'm doing.

[01:58:32] You know what I'm doing.

[01:58:34] Wait, the price actually went down a lot.

[01:58:38] Up, nevermind.

[01:58:41] How do I bulk buy?

[01:58:42] How do I bulk buy?

[01:58:46] Yup, found it.

[01:58:47] You have your hoodie on my chair.

[01:58:49] Oh, holy listening.

[01:58:52] When does the stream get good wait you have to confirm to buy now this is new

[01:59:07] What the fuck?

[01:59:10] Without you...

[01:59:16] Please play Roadtrip Spy Drake it wasn't a new album.

[01:59:20] They double nerfed me.

[01:59:22] You know what that means?

[01:59:24] On Jinx's account, if he has that much money, I can't just do a trade-up anymore because he would have to authorize it.

[01:59:31] Fuck!

[01:59:33] okay Kevin Kevin no my suit not ending lock in it's a trade up so fucking

[01:59:56] trade up do we add you know just rip it I think we just rip it I think we just

[02:00:02] I don't think the edge of it, I don't think, I don't think the edge of it.

[02:00:32] you

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[02:06:37] Mean if you're doing that with a pistol

[02:06:56] Bro this guy's not even talking

[02:06:58] But he actually just said that and he's not even though he's not even talking himself

[02:07:05] I'm gonna fucking lose it. I'm in low trust faster getting cheated

[02:07:28] of

[02:07:35] death

[02:07:37] of

[02:07:42] death

[02:07:45] of

[02:07:47] death

[02:07:52] of

[02:07:57] of

[02:08:04] death

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[02:08:11] death

[02:08:13] of

[02:08:15] death

[02:08:18] of

[02:08:20] death

[02:08:22] of

[02:08:26] What?

[02:08:41] Yeah, how do I play? Do I play like Donk? I'm not even kidding. I feel like I play like Donk.

[02:08:46] I am Donk. Basically, is what I'm saying.

[02:08:49] What the fuck is that emote? What is that emote? It's like scaring at me.

[02:08:56] We try to just subscribe with Prague.

[02:09:13] Let's move to the flashbang.

[02:09:23] Turn it out!

[02:09:26] Fuck!

[02:09:37] Let's throw it over the lake!

[02:09:43] fucking easy it's so easy bro

[02:09:59] so easy bro so easy bro just hit the fire

[02:10:04] I thought you were pushing with the ass, yeah I know.

[02:10:23] pushing mid, all five pushing mid

[02:10:25] scope man a, all five pushing mid

[02:10:53] I

[02:11:17] So easy bro

[02:11:23] If you press tab then it look worse don't do it

[02:11:53] of

[02:12:02] the

[02:12:11] death

[02:12:23] of

[02:12:29] so fucking easy

[02:12:55] I don't have 30k viewers.

[02:13:09] Seven equals confirmed viewbot?

[02:13:10] Yeah, but nobody's going to type seven though.

[02:13:18] off

[02:13:28] well actually don't know where the lineup is

[02:13:30] on B-row

[02:13:48] of

[02:13:55] the

[02:14:01] of

[02:14:06] the

[02:14:08] of

[02:14:13] I forgot he had a shotgun

[02:14:23] It's because I forgot he had a shotgun

[02:14:27] Forgot about that. I miss 2k viewer high-vives you changed. Yeah, bro. I'm not like

[02:15:43] This game is so easy though, I don't understand.

[02:15:47] It's easy for folk like me.

[02:15:50] Like I'm just good at everything I do in my life.

[02:15:53] There's others.

[02:16:13] of

[02:16:23] the

[02:16:33] of

[02:16:55] the city

[02:16:58] of

[02:17:05] the

[02:17:09] death

[02:17:12] of

[02:17:15] death

[02:17:20] of

[02:17:26] I

[02:17:34] Fuck

[02:17:38] All bots report for duty yo, each or you're not gonna get the

[02:17:44] Here we go. Yeah, there it is

[02:17:48] But 1515 reporting for duty, okay

[02:17:56] I

[02:18:02] Didn't guys

[02:18:26] three

[02:18:33] three

[02:18:36] three

[02:18:41] three

[02:18:46] three

[02:19:21] I got a I did I feel like don't I got a feel like don't

[02:19:26] How's my whole team just died

[02:19:31] Parkour 360 nascope just subscribed with prime

[02:19:42] Yo 360 nascope rigid the prime for nine months, bro. Thank you

[02:20:51] of

[02:20:58] the

[02:21:02] death

[02:21:05] of

[02:21:08] death

[02:21:10] of

[02:21:12] death

[02:21:14] of

[02:21:16] death

[02:21:18] I have been super paced, but are you tense?

[02:21:32] No.

[02:21:33] Who are you?

[02:21:34] Welcome.

[02:21:35] We are together.

[02:21:36] We are one small.

[02:21:37] Whoa!

[02:21:38] We're on the road together.

[02:21:41] We're on a small road.

[02:21:44] We're on a small road.

[02:21:45] We're on a small road with a flat ground.

[02:21:53] I'm going flying.

[02:22:08] of

[02:22:17] I

[02:22:47] of

[02:23:09] Fuuuuck!

[02:23:22] Thank you.

[02:23:23] Hard flash.

[02:23:34] Let's go to the car.

[02:23:40] low W same message 20 times

[02:23:49] 2 players AFK

[02:24:09] of

[02:24:16] the

[02:24:22] death

[02:24:24] of

[02:24:26] the

[02:24:28] death

[02:24:30] of

[02:24:33] Oh my god, bro.

[02:24:40] How the fuck are you so ass at 15k?

[02:24:48] Exactly.

[02:24:49] Yo, can you be quiet in trying to sleep, thanks.

[02:24:53] Yup, gotcha, bro.

[02:25:00] Four here.

[02:25:32] oh my fucking god bro

[02:26:32] whoo

[02:26:35] keep keep keep keep keep

[02:26:53] Come on I buzz I don't know

[02:26:55] Oh

[02:27:00] Rough out here bro

[02:27:25] I promise we can win if I just I just he had at least three kills around

[02:27:42] Hopefully we can win this eco

[02:28:25] They're still here.

[02:28:52] You got to play our craters

[02:29:22] of

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[02:29:32] death

[02:29:36] of

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[02:29:48] I

[02:29:52] Don't have kids

[02:30:00] I don't think I don't think I had no time. There's no way I had time. I

[02:30:09] Had no time chat. I have no kid

[02:30:13] My kid I have that

[02:31:18] I love that.

[02:31:25] I don't want to miss it.

[02:31:34] It's a real name, Hi-Veyes, yeah.

[02:32:17] of

[02:32:27] death

[02:32:32] of

[02:32:42] of

[02:32:49] the

[02:32:52] death

[02:32:57] of

[02:33:02] death

[02:33:07] I'm not gonna be here.

[02:33:12] Come on, come on, you'll drop.

[02:33:21] Flood, fire. We're down.

[02:33:23] Flood, fire.

[02:33:25] It's in. You're out.

[02:33:28] I'm down here.

[02:33:31] We need out.

[02:33:34] Flood, fire.

[02:33:37] I

[02:34:07] of

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[02:35:02] of

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[02:35:15] death

[02:35:20] of

[02:35:25] This is pain. This is actually pain. This game is just pain, bro.

[02:35:38] I'm going to play pool and I'm going to get fought.

[02:35:49] who's running for it

[02:36:19] of

[02:36:29] death

[02:36:31] of

[02:36:33] death

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[02:37:07] death

[02:37:14] Oh

[02:37:26] This map is fun

[02:37:34] Actual stream it up wait, what did I just say actual muted stream

[02:37:44] one

[02:37:57] I just trope

[02:38:07] oh my god

[02:38:10] oh my god my team has a walk in

[02:38:12] the view the view

[02:38:14] I

[02:38:32] What the fuck

[02:38:44] I'm not sure what I'm doing.

[02:39:14] you

[02:39:44] you

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[02:51:14] I

[02:51:39] Lost 21k viewers good good good

[02:51:44] one coming mid up mid one more here

[02:52:14] Just chill. I think this guy's cheating.

[02:52:17] Where's he at?

[02:52:19] He's at the lane.

[02:52:22] He's all out.

[02:52:26] There's the shooter, just one.

[02:52:28] He could've went out.

[02:52:30] Nice.

[02:52:41] Hold Q.

[02:52:42] uh bro what game do you think I'll play right now you can't just hold Q in this game bro I'm so

[02:52:50] ready for the reveal though I just want to watch the reveal

[02:52:54] I just put my I just flex and I put my my muscle in my arm yeah I'm a I'm a I'm a

[02:53:34] You're a shitty bitch.

[02:53:38] They kicked him.

[02:54:04] I gotta win that. Blacked out like a funcombe.

[02:54:18] come on, come on, jump drop.

[02:54:25] okay.

[02:54:27] watch this chat.

[02:54:34] whoa!

[02:54:39] he's up mid!

[02:54:46] he's upmaid

[02:54:47] he's upmaid

[02:55:01] in our spawn

[02:55:02] coming to be

[02:55:08] what's in our spawn going down to be

[02:55:10] me half

[02:55:16] patience young one patience

[02:55:34] guys you have trigger discipline there you kill both of them okay not to be that

[02:55:42] guy says you I always have trigger discipline

[02:55:56] no ties I didn't know you were there bro just you made it high-fives Chinese

[02:56:05] He's about 12.33. Thanks, bro.

[02:56:15] Damn. Oh my god. What the fuck?

[02:56:32] Hold team got shit on.

[02:56:35] whole team got shit on

[02:56:55] did I buy my skins? yeah, all of my skins are bought except

[02:56:59] well this knife I crafted

[02:57:03] and the

[02:57:07] my care

[02:57:11] where is man

[02:57:15] go go go

[02:57:19] ma

[02:57:23] fuck you fuck you

[02:57:27] Oh

[02:57:39] I win

[02:57:43] Wow, I

[02:57:50] What happened to rush mid Oh

[02:57:57] I wish for it left

[02:58:27] I had a lock in. I just gotta swing these fuckers. I'm better than every single one of them.

[02:58:42] Okay, let's go.

[02:58:47] Muda, shut the fuck up, muda.

[02:58:57] Cheating bitch.

[02:59:30] I

[02:59:39] Why am I batting on my body I'm getting bothered. I've been getting bothered

[03:00:00] Come on, come on, you jump.

[03:00:03] I have you go banana.

[03:00:07] Go watch, we go banana.

[03:00:09] It's entering.

[03:00:11] Ready, go.

[03:00:13] Big news, man, big news, big news.

[03:00:17] Employee flashback.

[03:00:21] Throwing fire.

[03:00:30] flashbang

[03:00:36] holy f**k

[03:00:38] close right close right close right

[03:00:43] close left green

[03:00:46] he's in pool, hurt

[03:00:48] he's jumping

[03:00:54] uh, 66 is uh, bad split for this

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[03:01:37] the

[03:01:43] of

[03:01:47] the

[03:01:50] of

[03:01:55] the

[03:01:59] You're gonna just win.

[03:02:05] He's got 100 ping doing that?

[03:02:06] Okay.

[03:02:07] Shit.

[03:02:08] They got shit on, bro.

[03:02:17] That's rough.

[03:02:25] It's rough.

[03:02:29] This is on fire.

[03:02:30] But I'm listening to Team IGL.

[03:02:32] He's not, he's not really, that's rough, rough.

[03:02:37] Jack, are you a furry waggertail?

[03:02:43] To the nether.

[03:02:52] To nether, to a.

[03:02:55] one's close left on me, probably

[03:03:02] one's arches

[03:03:09] two arches

[03:03:16] So fucked.

[03:03:23] It's under there.

[03:03:32] Ops.

[03:03:37] I

[03:03:41] Have that

[03:03:54] Wait

[03:03:56] You doing this?

[03:04:07] Oh, Miha! Miha! Miho! Beta! Sun! Jit!

[03:04:23] Miha! Ha!

[03:04:24] Composure!

[03:04:31] Get on League?

[03:04:33] I just rage-crawled it.

[03:04:36] You should try to give streaming a try. I think you have some potential.

[03:04:41] That's a nice win.

[03:04:44] Yeah, hey, I'm streaming right now.

[03:04:48] bro lid lid lid listen I got I got mid I got mid and I panic and I didn't know

[03:05:00] what character to go so then I went the hardest character in the game and after

[03:05:07] that I got a hard counter it hey stop putting a lady mode that's a toxic

[03:05:20] Where's this

[03:05:35] Well, I'm walking into a wall. Where the fuck am I at?

[03:05:50] All right

[03:05:54] That guy's on a hundred and thirty finger not for me. I mean holy fuck

[03:06:02] Now these motherfuckers are shooting bro fuck this shit

[03:06:09] Something's going on something's a foot something is a foot

[03:06:13] Yeah, if I see this fucking lid emo, one more time.

[03:06:43] you

[03:07:13] you

[03:07:43] you

[03:08:13] you

[03:08:43] you

[03:09:43] I put it in the flashback.

[03:09:49] Meeha.

[03:09:50] What the f**k?

[03:09:51] Throw it in the flashback.

[03:10:03] Ha ha ha ha.

[03:10:05] Why is he laughing?

[03:10:07] My teammate is going mad.

[03:10:09] I don't know what to do with it.

[03:10:16] He's on the rally.

[03:10:21] Thank you for explaining it for you.

[03:10:34] This guy is fucking cheating his dick off.

[03:10:36] No, I don't go fuck.

[03:10:37] This guy's probably also chea-

[03:10:41] OH MY GOD!

[03:10:43] GO OUTSIDE!

[03:10:52] Yeah, yeah, yeah

[03:11:02] How should I have played that though? Am I a piece of shit failure fat chud?

[03:11:05] and nobody likes me. Drop a retweet in the chat.

[03:11:08] Find me and hate that one, but hey.

[03:11:10] Yeah, we keep splitting the chat. It's gonna survive before.

[03:11:15] Okay, Mr. IGL.

[03:11:20] Sorry, Mr. IGL.

[03:11:21] Enough hating. I'm gonna be positive.

[03:11:23] You are very good at multitasking between being terrible at games and screaming.

[03:11:28] Alright.

[03:11:35] I

[03:11:39] Said

[03:11:47] Give me the fuck out of this guy's nine and seven

[03:11:53] Can't see

[03:11:55] Bro, he's just cheating though, look at that, he's just cheating, like, look, ah, 500 hours,

[03:12:09] let me look at this.

[03:12:10] Let's not have it cheating, let me look.

[03:12:15] Hmm

[03:12:19] Oh

[03:12:26] Maybe I'm just shit, maybe I'm just shit it's a game

[03:12:31] Well, Lydia you literally weren't here for it for the last game

[03:12:35] Last game I was I was fucking Brian's little too complex for you. Are you playing that try playing connect Florence Ted?

[03:12:45] Oh

[03:12:55] Sorry team

[03:13:15] I just don't believe it no audio knows I hopped up there I just don't believe it

[03:13:27] I'm sorry not at all fuck this shit not at all no audio at all on hop up just

[03:13:34] knows I'm up positivity your way just kidding stick to bottom flagging you

[03:13:40] suck does is something a foot with these guys if you're still waiting for the

[03:13:49] stream to start hey the stream's been started bro

[03:13:54] back

[03:13:59] what is that flight emoji oh i forgot to add that the vise feet emoji

[03:14:24] main

[03:14:28] fuck you

[03:14:30] three swing

[03:14:31] give me that

[03:14:43] no no no

[03:14:50] I get mad for fun

[03:14:51] How much to donate for the stream to end and never to be started and spoke about ever?

[03:14:55] Oh, so, alright. So in order to retire me from streaming, pay me...

[03:15:02] uh... pay me...

[03:15:07] Jack, how much do y'all think it would... it should cost to retire... to end my stream?

[03:15:13] To end my stream?

[03:15:18] Free.

[03:15:21] you

[03:15:51] you

[03:16:21] you

[03:16:51] you

[03:17:21] you

[03:17:51] you

[03:18:21] I

[03:18:45] Block it

[03:18:51] Throw me a flash please.

[03:18:57] Now block.

[03:18:58] Throw me a flash please.

[03:19:02] Flash please.

[03:19:06] Guys throw me a flash.

[03:19:08] He's gonna go easy.

[03:19:09] May I have a quick question?

[03:19:10] Is the Jinx Seed Garth Maul Cosplayer going to be used for the only Vans account you appreciate?

[03:19:19] What?

[03:19:21] Yes, bro shoot yes, bro

[03:19:40] And he's got 3,863 just subscribed with prime

[03:19:51] I'm flashing.

[03:20:01] I

[03:21:01] Let's hurry up and win so I can go back to LOL.

[03:21:29] Why'd I do that?

[03:21:30] I

[03:21:45] Why do you stream bro, all right

[03:22:00] the

[03:22:08] the

[03:22:13] the

[03:22:18] the

[03:22:22] the

[03:22:30] you're not what now he has anti flash on

[03:22:37] I

[03:22:47] Think that's anti-flash, that's one of the newer feats classic

[03:22:52] I feel bad when I lock in, you know what I'm saying, but I feel everybody's kills, but

[03:23:12] if y'all want me to lock him up

[03:23:29] alright he's definitely at

[03:23:34] hit, hit, hit

[03:23:42] of

[03:23:49] them

[03:23:52] of

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[03:23:58] of

[03:24:01] the

[03:24:03] of

[03:24:05] the

[03:24:38] got it so knew exactly where I was and then knew exactly where my teammate was

[03:25:38] that's a good question

[03:25:48] turn it on

[03:26:00] terrorists, we will stop your little scouts

[03:26:04] This is good. This is good. This is good. This is good. This is good. This is good. This is good. This is good.

[03:26:14] Aah!

[03:26:19] Don't think this is Roblox. You actually need skill to win games.

[03:26:24] Yo. Mind for Link the Clutch. Link the, Link the Clutch. Come on. Mind for Link the, Link the Clutch. Last game.

[03:26:34] Let's show them who we are.

[03:26:36] I'm gonna tell you who we are.

[03:26:42] Hey man, why do you run away from me when I asked to take a selfie with you at the grocery store yesterday?

[03:26:48] You really hurt my feelings.

[03:26:50] Also, you're the one who buys three cucumbers and two bottles of lotion at a grocery store.

[03:26:57] Longa!

[03:27:04] Fucking woman

[03:27:07] Didn't know streams or machine mail could be you buffed it

[03:27:34] you

[03:28:04] you

[03:28:34] you

[03:29:04] you

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[03:34:34] you

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[03:35:34] you

[03:36:04] you

[03:36:34] I

[03:36:58] Get my flash move I promise you it was never on us

[03:37:04] The fucking move!

[03:37:08] Yo, yo!

[03:37:10] No war thunder segment today!

[03:37:15] Let me see how everything's going.

[03:37:19] Oh, I should have ganged up!

[03:37:22] Guys, I'm sorry.

[03:37:27] I'm a- NICE, guys!

[03:37:30] I'm a piece of shit, bro. That's what I am.

[03:37:32] am what are you doing yo am I just gonna play league and then you guys just

[03:37:37] backseat gave me when I know what I'm doing I know what I'm doing actually I

[03:37:41] have no fucking clue I'm gonna be really tough for a second

[03:37:46] I don't know which I'm more excited for, the 24 hours stream of the war found the

[03:38:04] you might actually be fooled for once

[03:38:08] that's 24 hours free did you just invent that

[03:38:22] crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap

[03:38:28] please bam lair and bam mute please stop play this war of Thunder League of Legends

[03:38:32] and sports shit also where did Darth vengar get his shoes franked by

[03:38:36] gamecomputer get get get gamecomputer get

[03:38:40] can't speak now

[03:38:53] why did this guy just type the date and then with this like

[03:38:57] guy that's looking very suspicious and he's rubbing his hands

[03:39:00] his hand. Hi Vice. What the fuck does that mean? I must have missed what you said about

[03:39:04] today. But I thought we were getting that one game. What's it called again? Oh yeah.

[03:39:10] You're thunder. Guys, I'm coming to gang. Give me one second, Hazy. I'm pushing my camps.

[03:39:22] I can kill this guy.

[03:39:35] That's wait, that's wait.

[03:39:41] I'm on the way.

[03:39:42] You piece of shit, you fucking piece of shit.

[03:39:47] He dies.

[03:39:49] He dies.

[03:39:55] He dies one under.

[03:40:06] Oh, no.

[03:40:17] Your face looks like you've played Ella in your whole life, but the gameplay does not.

[03:40:21] Okay, what the fuck does that mean?

[03:40:24] Are you saying I look like a nerd?

[03:40:26] The focus lines get pierced through stone.

[03:40:30] It's not a jungle diff, what do you mean report jungle?

[03:40:34] Guys, I am the jungle.

[03:40:36] You guys wanna report me for what?

[03:40:39] I haven't done anything wrong.

[03:40:47] I

[03:41:00] What's fucking girl

[03:41:17] I got it, I got it. I've seen that.

[03:41:22] Sh! Watch this.

[03:41:24] I've seen that.

[03:41:27] Wait, where'd it go?

[03:41:29] Let us be.

[03:41:38] DAAAAH!

[03:41:43] That's right.

[03:41:47] I'm not sure, thanks.

[03:41:54] Yeah, worth or not?

[03:42:01] Lydia, why are you typing dots?

[03:42:06] That was worth.

[03:42:07] Do you realize, do you realize if Dota saw that?

[03:42:11] No.

[03:42:12] Oh, you would be like excited for me.

[03:42:15] He would say that I'm the best jungle, no no mankind

[03:42:29] You can't just throw around the words mark you can't do this shit anymore. I'm done with it. Everything's a fucking large

[03:42:37] Am I a war?

[03:42:45] I hope you're having a shitty day and end stream so you can cry yourself to bed in your lonely room.

[03:42:56] Oh wait, you already do the tello now.

[03:42:59] Alright, thanks bro.

[03:43:01] Hey man, I hope you're having a fantastic day.

[03:43:05] How about we start there?

[03:43:10] This gameplay is hurting my vision.

[03:43:13] I think I'm going blind. Can you try clicking the end stream button?

[03:43:19] Nope.

[03:43:23] Guys, get the spam dragon. We can't do dragon yet.

[03:43:29] War Thunder Discord misses you.

[03:43:34] Ah, bro. I've never been in the War Thunder Discord.

[03:43:43] I'm a dog shit is the greatest enemy

[03:44:13] Oh, I'm dodged it. No, I'm dodged it. I'm the fucking gold

[03:44:21] This the updated version of war thunder it doesn't seem like it

[03:44:33] Perfect now go to get remind me of the team manager that gets sucked in on the last game

[03:44:38] Why is every comment in my chat something about fucking flying planes in war?

[03:44:47] Bet it high vice goes shopping the dark

[03:44:53] Huh

[03:45:00] Bang bang bang

[03:45:32] until you can't laugh anymore.

[03:45:34] Stop laughing, you lap and spring's resident.

[03:45:37] I don't laugh, I don't laugh, I don't laugh.

[03:45:39] Crap, crap, crap!

[03:45:54] Playing well, wait, help us out.

[03:45:56] My vines have you tried the new strapped hall of matter daddy.

[03:46:03] It's coming!

[03:46:11] What's a matter daddy?

[03:46:48] red heart emoji, red heart emoji, red heart emoji

[03:46:59] when just the stream starts, this awful gameplay must be the waiting room

[03:47:07] wait

[03:47:14] where'd he go, where'd that guy go, where'd that guy go

[03:47:16] Joe, where did that guy go?

[03:47:18] Did he just appear?

[03:47:28] What the fuck is that?

[03:47:30] What just happened over here?

[03:47:36] Yup, I know. I know it's us. I'm aware.

[03:47:46] Yeah, this guy has a matter daddy.

[03:48:06] How would we know where he went?

[03:48:07] you won't be any help anyway you're just spectating like a kid

[03:48:22] hey hi vice

[03:48:23] just wanted to tell you to never listen to the haters

[03:48:26] he must get just comprehend what they say because everything is true about his

[03:48:30] you chuck. Thank you bro. Wait what?

[03:48:45] Right here. You just mad at me?

[03:48:48] Stance, stance, stance, stance, stance, stance, stance. If you touch kid.

[03:48:52] Alright, come on. Bend that guy.

[03:49:00] Easy ban. Easy money plus easy ban.

[03:49:10] LaMao.

[03:49:13] High-rise mixed kids pie, front-facing baby chick emoji,

[03:49:17] front-facing baby chick emoji, front-facing baby chick emoji,

[03:49:21] front-facing baby chick emoji.

[03:49:27] God, do I look like a nerdy yes or no?

[03:49:32] High-fives you can beat the dragon alone.

[03:49:35] Wait, what? Accident?

[03:49:36] Where's my W?

[03:49:43] Where am I going?

[03:49:47] He obesipates it and I'm very proud of this.

[03:49:50] Yo, fuck off!

[03:49:50] Showing you me and Mother Racer.

[03:49:53] Uh, nope.

[03:49:53] you can just be my hater and then say can i get money what where's Krabby where's

[03:50:05] Crabby? Fuck off!

[03:50:07] Crabby.

[03:50:15] Crabby? Crabby? Crabby?

[03:50:17] Not Crabby.

[03:50:35] I'm gone.

[03:50:37] I'm going in.

[03:50:38] Okay.

[03:50:40] No, I'm in power.

[03:50:43] Wait, I have 3000 gold.

[03:50:45] When did I get all that?

[03:50:47] I'll recall after this, power.

[03:50:48] Oh.

[03:50:55] So, jungler, try to run and fill empty lanes

[03:50:58] when your teammates leave or die.

[03:51:01] How did I play?

[03:51:03] WHAT?!

[03:51:09] WHAT?!

[03:51:17] W for Master Yi only heals you, but yes once you're level 4 or 5 you can beat the dragon alone.

[03:51:24] Or?

[03:51:25] No no, what if I'm level 6 and 7?

[03:51:30] You should try War Thunder.

[03:51:33] Sorry, sorry, said what?

[03:51:40] Yeah.

[03:51:43] Now, I need another song.

[03:51:51] Lid emoji at high buzz.

[03:51:55] Thank you.

[03:51:57] Yo, stop, stop.

[03:52:02] Wait, third icon from the right? What does that mean? There's a lot of icons on my screen.

[03:52:22] 45 year old creditor BTW champs what

[03:52:33] what happened they're gonna want to blow

[03:52:38] I got some tests I'll keep going up

[03:53:08] My name is George

[03:53:38] I

[03:53:44] Sing the song

[03:54:00] Oh guys, am I good at the game? Yes and no

[03:54:08] I like to mute you gotta give my shit

[03:54:10] like baby hold on through the time I name it

[03:54:12] ring it

[03:54:14] ring it

[03:54:16] whole chat saying no

[03:54:18] yeah

[03:54:20] I need a new song

[03:54:22] oh hell no

[03:54:38] you

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[04:21:08] you

[04:21:38] And we have big streamer tournaments coming up soon, but I can't leak yet.

[04:21:45] The first part of the song is coming up, just sloppin'

[04:21:57] I

[04:22:27] On the drop, how dare is you bro?

[04:22:48] On the drop of all places!

[04:22:52] On the drop!

[04:22:53] Play rock league. I'm gonna get on rocket league tonight chat

[04:22:57] I saw own a schnitzel on rocket league and it sparked my penis guys listen

[04:23:01] I need to get diamond in rocket league or I'm a fucking loser

[04:23:06] We're not stopping till we're diamond clip review. Hi guys. What is this? Hi guys? What are you showing me clip review?

[04:23:12] Is this a clip of you one before?

[04:23:15] Hi guys playing CS. Let's see. Let's check it out here

[04:23:20] Hi guys playing CS chat

[04:23:23] Okay, that aroused me a little bit.

[04:23:34] Hi guys!

[04:23:35] That turned me on a little bit.

[04:23:37] Oh, what the fuck is wrong with you, bro?

[04:23:45] Who are you?

[04:23:46] What are you?

[04:23:47] It is one of those.

[04:23:48] All right, hi guys.

[04:23:49] us all of the aura you just got from that clip yeah I know who's in the

[04:23:57] shit wipe your ass with it hi guys what was this celebration well yo hi guys

[04:24:04] what the fuck is this walk back to your desk grab a cup then walk back to your

[04:24:10] set up hi guys what is this celebration

[04:24:15] walk to death just a cup walk back yo hi what the fuck was this shit bro I

[04:24:24] know no I was so much aura there what's boggles typing okay I thought those

[04:24:32] boggles listen bro hi guys thank you all the aura that you had you lost all right

[04:24:38] Great work, bro. Generational AuraSell. Generational fucking AuraSell, high five.

[04:24:45] Bro, buddy, buddy. Generational AuraSell.

[04:24:49] Yo, boggles!

[04:24:51] Boggles, do you want to play Rocket League? Says you, little dick-nick.

[04:24:57] Great, nice roast, bro.

[04:24:58] Boggles, do you want to play Rocket League before the R6 reveal?

[04:25:02] High five. What time is the R6 reveal?

[04:25:05] Oh, fuck.

[04:25:05] I don't know how I'm gonna say it.

[04:25:08] It's not cool.

[04:25:10] It's fine, I'll get my war back, son.

[04:25:12] It's not cool.

[04:25:14] It's not cool.

[04:25:16] Come on.

[04:25:18] It's not cool.

[04:25:20] It's not cool.

[04:25:22] The thing is,

[04:25:24] I'm just gonna act.

[04:25:26] I'm just gonna act.

[04:25:28] No, no. I actually don't blame myself.

[04:25:30] You know what I blame?

[04:25:32] You know what I blame?

[04:25:34] to take that out

[04:25:47] Yo

[04:25:50] The Marvel guy for just subscribed with prime

[04:25:57] Yeah

[04:26:04] Play with Onay Wait!

[04:26:10] It's only on Rockley right now.

[04:26:12] Hear me what?

[04:26:13] Wait we're close off.

[04:26:15] I thought it was growing?

[04:26:17] Beta Mijou Beta Mijou son

[04:26:21] Oh, forget it we're good 2-minute 30 second.

[04:26:26] Oh my god Kratos I didn't see him.

[04:26:29] Lock him Lock him Lock him.

[04:26:30] Wait they're beating squishy.

[04:26:36] Does he not know how to jump?

[04:26:38] I haven't seen him jump one time in the stream so far.

[04:26:42] I have it better than me?

[04:26:43] Okay, yeah.

[04:26:45] Great.

[04:26:46] I legitimately think you guys can watch gameplay of a dead frog.

[04:26:51] And you would say better than me.

[04:26:54] So chat I'm trying to get diamond.

[04:26:55] A dead frog.

[04:26:56] If I play with O'Neil I gotta get diamond.

[04:26:58] Let's be honest.

[04:26:59] Yeah.

[04:27:00] and then one one remembered it was a pretty cool to begin so oh no i'm saying

[04:27:06] you don't desperate for points yes he's desperate he's desperate here we are got it

[04:27:10] back to go right there never mind in my dreams it's a goal though fuck he doesn't have boost

[04:27:16] he doesn't have boost i'm gonna get rid of what car is i'm off i'm i'm dead off i'm dead us off

[04:27:21] what fucking what i don't fuck i blame the clipper whoever fucking clip that they need to be banned

[04:27:28] I'm not kidding!

[04:27:29] You guys do think I'm a fool?

[04:27:31] You just do that for me?

[04:27:32] Yeah.

[04:27:33] Meeho.

[04:27:35] Yo, Boggles, where you at, bro?

[04:27:37] Boggles, let's go.

[04:27:39] Boggles, let me make myself clear.

[04:27:42] Hey, hey, hey!

[04:27:43] Boggles, let me make myself clear, bro.

[04:27:46] Just so I'm abundantly fucking clear in this bitch, bro.

[04:27:50] Yo, Boggles, today's a good day.

[04:27:53] When you join this call, Boggles, we're here to win games.

[04:27:58] Boggles, let me make myself clear, bro.

[04:28:12] When you set foot in this call, we're not doing this bullshit fucking race-based dog

[04:28:17] shit.

[04:28:18] Read it.

[04:28:19] Let's win some fucking games, bro.

[04:28:20] Read it.

[04:28:21] Boggles, let's win some fucking games.

[04:28:22] Read it.

[04:28:23] Let's go, let's go, let me call him.

[04:28:28] Cause Boggles, if I don't get diamond,

[04:28:29] I'm gonna fucking block you.

[04:28:31] Do you understand Boggles?

[04:28:34] Get it in here, bro.

[04:28:36] Boggles, get the fuck in here.

[04:28:38] Boggles, get it in here.

[04:28:40] 1v1, ONA, guys, that's coughing baby versus-

[04:28:44] Hydrogen bomb.

[04:28:45] Wait, hello?

[04:28:46] Me versus, yeah, hold on, Boggles.

[04:28:48] Let's be honest, me versus ONA

[04:28:50] is coughing baby versus coughing middle schooler.

[04:28:53] I'm gonna win.

[04:28:54] Yo boggles, what's up bro?

[04:28:57] Wait, why can't I hear you twice?

[04:28:58] Hey, hey, yo, yo boggles,

[04:29:03] I'm gonna stop you with a prank bro.

[04:29:05] I know you can't hear me twice.

[04:29:06] I'm not fallin' for that shit.

[04:29:08] Get in this game, bro.

[04:29:09] Listen to me clear boggles.

[04:29:11] I'm about to be diamond, okay?

[04:29:13] I'm gonna be diamond.

[04:29:15] Don't mess this up.

[04:29:17] Yeah, I'm about to be diamond.

[04:29:18] Don't mess this up.

[04:29:19] at the prime what what what the diamond are you I'm not diamond currently I'm

[04:29:25] about to be diamond do you speak English in your head why why why do you why do

[04:29:30] you uh because my teammates suck can you not be one of my sucky shitty teammates

[04:29:36] always blaming teammates yo boggles let's have a good day let me myself clear

[04:29:45] Let me make myself fucking clear. I don't always blame my teammates. I blame my teammates with my teammates for shit

[04:29:52] Does that work?

[04:29:53] Cam your birthdays and six days

[04:29:56] You know

[04:30:00] Yo, just this percent three months just just subscribed for

[04:30:08] Your goal your goal your goal so basically what that means is I'm positive a goal

[04:30:15] What'd you say?

[04:30:16] I said you're T-Far gold.

[04:30:19] So we're the same.

[04:30:20] Got it.

[04:30:22] Got it.

[04:30:23] Wait, did you added me?

[04:30:24] Yo, I'm going to like the game.

[04:30:26] Hey, boggles.

[04:30:27] I can't just give out bands.

[04:30:29] I don't have bands.

[04:30:30] I'm loading the game.

[04:30:32] I'm going to add you soon.

[04:30:33] Relax a little bit.

[04:30:35] Relax a little bit.

[04:30:37] All right.

[04:30:37] I'm relaxed.

[04:30:38] Listen, hey, do you meditate?

[04:30:41] Yo, shut, shut, shut up.

[04:30:43] Shut, shut, shut up, Boggles.

[04:30:45] Boggles, shut up.

[04:30:47] Listen.

[04:30:48] I feel bullied.

[04:30:48] Balls is getting brightening.

[04:30:49] We're gonna get into a lobby with each other,

[04:30:51] and then we're gonna queue too.

[04:30:53] All right?

[04:30:54] Wait, you can't just add me, you freak?

[04:30:57] It's not as simple as that.

[04:30:59] Boggles, it's not that.

[04:31:00] You don't know how to add a user name.

[04:31:02] No, no, no, you don't know how to add a user name.

[04:31:04] And you're pregnant.

[04:31:05] What's the right queue?

[04:31:06] No, no, no, what's the right queue?

[04:31:08] So Boggles, I understand that like,

[04:31:11] There's a fucking 19 pound folder in your head.

[04:31:14] Fogles, I have epic game settings

[04:31:16] that don't allow me to add you.

[04:31:18] You stupid fuck.

[04:31:19] Yo, you're actually brain dead as fuck.

[04:31:21] You get in the game.

[04:31:23] No, get in the game.

[04:31:25] Calm down, your forehead veins popping out.

[04:31:28] Calm down.

[04:31:30] Calm down, just breathe, just breathe.

[04:31:32] You've got a big nose, you should be able to breathe.

[04:31:34] I'm gonna try to add you, okay?

[04:31:36] I'm gonna try to add you, all right?

[04:31:39] Yeah, it's gonna work.

[04:31:41] Boom. I added you. Add me back. Burned. Just declined. Take. No, no, don't.

[04:31:47] Moggin's just added back. Get down. Take that shit off. We don't do fanny. Take that shit off.

[04:31:55] Bro, I'm getting, yes, I'm playing octane teams. We don't do fanny. Take that stupid shit off.

[04:32:01] Okay, but I'm calm looking here right now. Yes or no? Right now. I'm calm looking here right now.

[04:32:06] Right now to be completely unbiased to our car. Mogginy is because I have a bad geek out.

[04:32:10] one second right now yes and and and in the arc and in the arc what and in the

[04:32:18] are you right that yo Bob goes to me a favor bro take IQ test hey do me a

[04:32:25] favor I did the starting number six you have a 600 IQ boggles yes my any

[04:32:35] question you realize if you have a 600 IQ your head would explode you

[04:32:39] No, you're too dumb to even lie. You can't even lie because you're so dumb

[04:32:46] All right, bro. Let's play the game

[04:32:51] Listen, bro, if you mess up my platinum 3-push, I'm gonna block you. Do I make myself clear?

[04:33:00] It's more camera your mouth

[04:33:02] If you mess it up, I'm gonna fuck you.

[04:33:06] If you mess it up, I'm gonna fuck you.

[04:33:09] Classic.

[04:33:09] Pushing Platinum 3.

[04:33:11] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:33:14] How many fingers do you have?

[04:33:15] I like, can you hold a controller properly?

[04:33:18] Pushing Platinum 3 and 26.

[04:33:20] Son, son.

[04:33:23] Did you just hit an emo in a discord call?

[04:33:27] Yes.

[04:33:28] You just vocalized like emo.

[04:33:29] Go to the kickoff.

[04:33:30] Go take a kick off. Go take a kick off.

[04:33:32] No, I don't take a kick off.

[04:33:34] I want to go to the Dothmole instead.

[04:33:36] Yo, hey, hey.

[04:33:38] Oh, I got it. I got it.

[04:33:40] I'm fucking mad.

[04:33:42] I feel like being a good team at it.

[04:33:44] Look, so all you got to do, bro, is just play defense.

[04:33:47] Wait, he's live on YouTube, but he's not live.

[04:33:49] He's not live on YouTube.

[04:33:54] If you mess up my Platinum 3 push, I will have your ass on a stick.

[04:33:59] over the middle I got it I got it

[04:34:04] yes yes yes wait so cheesy when are we

[04:34:09] doing a disco death and battle you'll

[04:34:11] shut the fuck up and your fans I can't

[04:34:14] play with this fucking guy what are you

[04:34:19] talking about let's get it what why

[04:34:23] don't you get more involved if I need

[04:34:28] to be involved I will but I don't want to be like it's already it's the channel is

[04:34:32] Jinxie it's not high-vives you know what you guys watch for high-vives and that's

[04:34:36] a great thing in store I'm gonna fresh in soul move move nice nice nice bro just

[04:34:43] gonna have I need to get my hands my way I'm not used to dropping on the bright

[04:34:47] side in America this is a fucking field yeah and what are we in what are we in

[04:34:53] cars cars I apologize we've all got this one of me put me put me put me over you

[04:34:58] over here

[04:35:00] I'm reading these play that's a bad that's a shoot

[04:35:03] I'm coming to the middle I'm coming to the middle

[04:35:06] let's shoot let's shoot let's shoot over the top let's shoot hey don't worry don't worry don't worry

[04:35:10] don't worry

[04:35:12] hey hey how you feeling

[04:35:14] so you could be boggles right now yeah but I'm too good at

[04:35:19] No no no.

[04:35:21] Plenty of time to play.

[04:35:23] First one's on you, second one's on me. You go to the ball.

[04:35:25] I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

[04:35:27] Why to avoid the boost?

[04:35:29] Yo bro, I'm going to knock this guy out.

[04:35:31] Delay kickoff, delay kickoff.

[04:35:33] Delay kickoff.

[04:35:35] Bro, can you like,

[04:35:37] Bro, you need to live life happy.

[04:35:39] Nice, safe, good safe.

[04:35:41] Whoa whoa whoa, compliment me.

[04:35:43] What the fuck?

[04:35:45] Nice, nice, nice.

[04:35:47] I need you on the offense. Yes. I'm gonna play the platter play the platter play me

[04:35:53] Bro, we're gonna need some D-Way and Lebron action. Yo shut the fuck up

[04:35:59] Nice epic save epic save. That's you that's you

[04:36:03] That's you. It's you. All right, um, that's all right. Whoa. Okay, so we just know that's a lot of you

[04:36:09] Oh, yeah, when is the reveal when is the reveal when is the reveal when is the reveal when is the ball? Yeah, I got I'm defending I'm defending

[04:36:17] like that it's like I'm too good I did a polko for y'all don't go go go god

[04:36:23] damn it you're what are you doing giggle pager giggle pager giggle pager what

[04:36:28] the fuck is that shit I did a polko what are you saying and what in more

[04:36:34] go to the ball go to the ball no fuck this shit we start yes yes yes yes

[04:36:43] that's you send me send me all right go for that check do I know I was a

[04:36:49] zero kidding birds what the fuck are you doing now I'm gonna be just right now

[04:36:55] I have all settings nice fake to fake to fake to fake to fake to make me out

[04:37:02] you need to go over that yes yes look at that yo bro if you miss the ball

[04:37:06] Oh, it's what a lot of men do to me, like-

[04:37:07] Boggles, boggles, listen.

[04:37:09] If you miss the ball, that's gonna be a shame, Mr. Park.

[04:37:11] Don't you dare say the name.

[04:37:13] You didn't fake shit.

[04:37:14] Okay, okay, okay.

[04:37:15] Faked it?

[04:37:18] Uh, I didn't do anything.

[04:37:20] Yo, can we try gentle parenting?

[04:37:22] Cause this shit's not working right now.

[04:37:25] We're a team.

[04:37:26] I don't like this gelling, yelling, yelling shit.

[04:37:30] Do you want a platinum tournament?

[04:37:33] I want a diamond tournament.

[04:37:35] What a diamond tournament you want a platinum tournament, but your goal?

[04:37:39] Yeah, I'm platinum in ones. I'm platinum in ones

[04:37:43] Platinum ones I'll get an ass fat if you're platinum one

[04:37:47] I'm one some blood on the ones. How about I pull up the truck off?

[04:37:50] One ready?

[04:37:57] Nobody in the game is a high making ones in the R2s. Yes. Yes. Yes. I am really are they at the population

[04:38:04] Everybody ask him.

[04:38:05] RRK and BOG.

[04:38:06] Right on the left cheek.

[04:38:08] I'm not mean to talk to them.

[04:38:09] I'm not mean to talk to the worst out of all of them.

[04:38:10] Stop saying you're faking it when you're just missing!

[04:38:14] You dog shit gold!

[04:38:16] Faked it.

[04:38:17] Ah, one v one then, one v one then.

[04:38:19] Ah, Jinxie, I'm not dodging shit.

[04:38:21] I don't know if you have zero fucking blood

[04:38:23] causing to your skull,

[04:38:24] and it's all just going to your fucking lips?

[04:38:27] Cause that puppy is fucked, Jinxie.

[04:38:29] All you do is just talk.

[04:38:30] Your mouth is on a hundred percent battery,

[04:38:32] and your brain is on five

[04:38:34] Shut the fuck up!

[04:38:36] It's annoying as fuck!

[04:38:40] Holy hell

[04:38:41] Yo bro, just fight me

[04:38:43] Yo just fight me, bro

[04:38:45] Yo bro, how old are you, bro?

[04:38:46] Why don't you just fucking fight me?

[04:38:48] Let's settle this shit in the ring, bro

[04:38:51] Like bro, just fight me, bro

[04:38:53] I don't wanna do this shit

[04:38:54] It's like oh

[04:38:56] Whoa, whoa, what the

[04:38:57] I'm not watching this stream

[04:38:59] You don't wanna watch my stream?

[04:39:01] Type of one in the chat. You love my screens. Take a seat

[04:39:08] Great bro, it's five to one it's pointless

[04:39:13] Thanks, you know watch replay show class bro. It's five to one boggles boggles. It's five

[04:39:19] Yeah

[04:39:49] I I understand having no brain, but you at least have eyes like did you know where my car was?

[04:39:55] my mental make a pass

[04:39:58] Pass the ball pass the ball hit on the drop god damn it. Why'd you hit on the bounce?

[04:40:08] Yo, bro, hey, it's been just a year or something. Can you hear me?

[04:40:12] Yes, yes, I just thought yes. Yes. Yes. Yes

[04:40:14] I need to go. I had it. I had it.

[04:40:20] with like 10. Finally, it's a

[04:40:25] it's over. All right. No, I

[04:40:30] just say you're new. Jen. Just

[04:40:34] you don't know. You are a gold

[04:40:36] literally platinum. You're

[04:40:38] literally gold. You're literally

[04:40:39] gold. I'm literally I'm

[04:40:40] Oh

[04:40:44] Our only hope was to kick off goal where you dead at the ball

[04:40:46] But you did a delayed kick off because it's a rock in your fucking head

[04:40:49] No, I did it a late kick off because I'm across the fucking Atlantic. I don't know if you've got zero brain cells

[04:40:54] I'm from Australia. You dumb fuck

[04:40:57] Jinxie, do you know where Australia is? It's not near Florida. Like have you looked at a fucking map?

[04:41:03] Can you read a map? You probably read it upside down

[04:41:06] Hold on. I couldn't hear you up with a gold rank

[04:41:10] look brown yeah I couldn't I couldn't hear you over the words going through

[04:41:15] your gold tape so I'm so I lose Teddy low and he loses eight but he entered the

[04:41:23] fuck out of the game your chat what does that even mean I got a grant hold of

[04:41:31] two balls that you're gonna one-to-one right good show I needed I need to change

[04:41:34] my settings dude I think

[04:41:38] hey Jinxy what's going on with you um what's going on with um Mike

[04:41:43] yo bro like I understand you're like in this never-ending psychosis where you

[04:41:49] just literally just spam your keyboard with brain rotted bullshit Mike's not

[04:41:53] real bro

[04:41:55] I don't I don't can you don't know Australian bull right boy please what the fuck did you

[04:42:18] Did you just literally spit your water out, asshole?

[04:42:23] So let me make myself clear.

[04:42:25] Hit a mythic one.

[04:42:28] Yo, Boggles, I'm not your little windup toy.

[04:42:32] You just tell me to hit a rare one.

[04:42:35] Hit a mythic one.

[04:42:35] Yeah, I think I think-

[04:42:36] No, I'm not your windup toy.

[04:42:38] I'm not your fucking windup toy.

[04:42:40] Play the game.

[04:42:41] If we lose one more time, I'm out of this squad.

[04:42:45] What the fuck, asshole?

[04:42:46] I'll bully you.

[04:42:48] why am I oh it's not my settings with my teammate okay I'm down I'm down to

[04:42:53] lock in now or sovereign heights you've been here before what the fuck did you

[04:42:57] just say sovereign heights it's the map yeah just say you don't know ball just

[04:43:02] say you don't know both okay basic thing gifted

[04:43:05] bro spawns it was none of that yes yes yes buddy I'm getting you buddy did they

[04:43:11] think you're SSL but you're just laughing

[04:43:14] Laugh on spring's final boss. That's you that's you. Yo bro. Is there a single sentient

[04:43:22] in your head? Laugh on spring's final boss. Are you dead?

[04:43:27] Nice goalkeeping skills. Where the fuck did you learn that shit? Because I know it wasn't

[04:43:31] from me. Bro. Thank you.

[04:43:35] blop blop blop, Sahore. Jinxie jinxie jinxie, let them score. Played the game. Play the

[04:43:48] game. Alright. I got it I got it I got it. I'm going to line this. Alright then. Yo, the

[04:43:53] average human has 5 senses. Do you have more than 1? Yo bro, what are you saying, dipshit?

[04:44:01] Oh my god.

[04:44:05] Little punch, you see that little punch?

[04:44:08] Gonna need you to be middle.

[04:44:10] Nice, love that, love that.

[04:44:11] Hey, I love that.

[04:44:12] Say thank you, say thank you.

[04:44:15] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[04:44:16] Hey, hey, say thank you for the assist.

[04:44:19] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

[04:44:21] Who's stupid?

[04:44:22] Yo bro, do you see that shot?

[04:44:23] Do you see that shot?

[04:44:25] Oh, no one wants to play with thinksie.

[04:44:27] Oh, my next kid that type's love love love Solaris per month. Oh my god, that's open. That's open. That's open

[04:44:34] Buggles hit this hit this hit it

[04:44:37] You're so proud

[04:44:46] My teammates gonna be main

[04:44:48] We're gonna need some more positivity. Yo ready?

[04:44:57] stupid back why are you all very mad oh nice nice

[04:45:05] this is a mole you like it literally go fuck yourself

[04:45:11] no what a save holy shit that was a little bit of a

[04:45:15] cube that's flippery set I'm dying pancake all same shit you're just saying

[04:45:21] shit bro you're gold got the big dogs played it again please all right I'm

[04:45:25] I'm literally planting one so you're gonna need to save that.

[04:45:27] Yeah, of course.

[04:45:28] Holy shit.

[04:45:28] You made a fucking huge mistake.

[04:45:30] Did you learn what to say?

[04:45:31] Yo bro!

[04:45:31] Yo!

[04:45:32] You want to get a cop cheered while we're at it?

[04:45:34] Where are you at?

[04:45:35] Where are you at?

[04:45:37] Where are you at?

[04:45:39] Thinks to use digital control to have a left joystick

[04:45:42] because I just saw you use the A button.

[04:45:45] What the fuck kind of goal is that?

[04:45:47] I need to reveal chat.

[04:45:49] Who's this 10-way vehicle?

[04:45:50] He's just gopping?

[04:45:51] I know.

[04:45:52] No one typed that.

[04:45:53] SAVE YOU SPIRIT TO GOD!

[04:45:55] SOMEBODY TIKED THAT!

[04:45:57] Uh, I'm putting it on your life, and I'm saying well I...

[04:46:01] Save the chinks?

[04:46:03] Aw Jesus fucking God.

[04:46:05] But what do you want me to do here?

[04:46:07] Are you doing a single game with the live mechanics?

[04:46:09] What do you want me to do here?

[04:46:11] What am I supposed to do?

[04:46:13] Chat! Fucking Manuel Neuer's not saving that!

[04:46:17] Hit the ball!

[04:46:19] Old age training was squishy, and it's just to disappoint him.

[04:46:23] chat are you dead already i'm the only reason why we're in this game

[04:46:27] bro is it five i'm being for real

[04:46:31] me hard me hard yo it keeps vocalizing me most i swear to god

[04:46:35] about yo one one stop trip to fucking finish open that open that 630 is

[04:46:41] fast oh oh oh stay still bc stay still

[04:47:16] If you think you're coming to Tampa with high-vives to build a fucking boat

[04:47:22] You're not setting foot in the state, bro

[04:47:24] You are not here by me. You are not setting place. You give me permission. No

[04:47:29] Ladies in a brown pinch and you're having a whine came back left

[04:47:34] So let's see. Let's see what you did. Let's see what you did and

[04:47:39] Doesn't yeah

[04:47:41] Let's see what you did. Oh wait, we fucking car because you know what every fucking saying

[04:47:48] Let's go for a center kickoff pinch

[04:48:01] Flick flick flick look at that open that let me guess teammates gonna sell

[04:48:05] What the fuck are you jinxing? I'm lining us in the middle

[04:48:08] wait so when I build a bar you're down to come on it you're not setting foot in

[04:48:13] DARPEN SPRINGS BITCH you're not allowed my name I gave me permission uh no we

[04:48:21] did it no we didn't know the fuck he did it

[04:48:24] that's end gift the W's the president of the job

[04:48:27] W's dad

[04:48:29] uh Jinxie you went by and walk at least and you're just thinking about money

[04:48:32] what the fuck I'm thinking of the game I'm thinking of the border you stupid

[04:48:38] Fuck

[04:48:48] To press me bro, I literally bring out a burger and I throw it and you're a fucking dog

[04:48:53] You're gonna go you're gonna go chase it, bro. Like please stop talking to me like that. I said please stop talking to me

[04:48:58] the

[04:49:00] Settle aside differences put that in place put it in put it in put it in me slip it in yes

[04:49:04] And if it slips out I'm grabbing it and putting it back in oh nice goal. Let's make a comeback

[04:49:09] Who says no, oh

[04:49:14] Boggles, when are you turning your eyebrows into quotation marks? Yeah, I'm actually really down. I think I think

[04:49:22] You're being a bad streamer do it

[04:49:24] I'm so I do it you do it again no fuck no that's kind of fucked up

[04:49:42] You probably haven't heard of Bruce management in your low rank. Have you

[04:49:48] Not in one I literally sweet you in one way that's what's a open net. You know what orchestrated all of that

[04:49:54] to break right into it oh okay you're lucky yo thank you so what about this

[04:50:01] did you orchestrate um I bumped the teammate into the other one hey boggles

[04:50:06] we need one golden 44 seconds don't fuck this up one golden 40 seconds don't

[04:50:13] fuck it up yeah I'm wondering if I should fuck it up nice we're changing

[04:50:20] Don't touch the ball. Do you think I could one be two?

[04:50:28] It's not my fault you built like a fucking double-decker bus

[04:50:36] Shit we have to score right now. That's gonna be you that's gonna be you that's just gonna be you

[04:50:42] Apologize

[04:50:46] Sorry

[04:50:50] and shove it up your ass!

[04:50:52] You missed your challenge and said that's gonna be you!

[04:50:56] Are you a sociopath?

[04:50:58] Uh, I'm playing on 300 ping and you decide to verbally abuse me

[04:51:02] when we've got the chance to make a comeback.

[04:51:04] Uh, I want you to know how sick in the head you have to be.

[04:51:06] I'm playing on 300 ping and you're treating me like I'm a fucking SSL player.

[04:51:10] I'm gonna need some more respect and valor coming from your mouth.

[04:51:13] Now let's make a comeback.

[04:51:15] Let's talk 2 in 1.

[04:51:16] Why are you forfeiting Jesus?

[04:51:18] there's anything you come back there is zero seconds name something you don't

[04:51:24] quit like you know like what the fuck you know I accept vaping jimsy would

[04:51:29] when you try to report bottom well this guy's the worst

[04:51:39] that's not good yo vago's great session brah if I keep playing with you I'm

[04:51:45] I'm gonna be in silver.

[04:51:47] Ray, great session.

[04:51:48] So you're dodging?

[04:51:49] You're dodging once?

[04:51:51] Dodging once.

[04:51:51] I'll see you in the ring, and I'll see you in Tampa.

[04:51:54] You're dodging, you genuinely think

[04:51:56] you're a better one player than me?

[04:51:58] Jack, am I a good streamer?

[04:52:00] Did you just fucking spit out?

[04:52:01] Get in the game.

[04:52:03] Tisi, I just, all right, no.

[04:52:06] Get in the game, stop.

[04:52:08] Get in the game.

[04:52:09] You sold my shit and just, fuck.

[04:52:11] Get in the game.

[04:52:12] Okay, okay, put it on West, put it on West, put it on West,

[04:52:14] on west on west on west on west west west are you like do you know what a

[04:52:19] fucking direction is I'm in the game and I'm calm on you I'm taking off this

[04:52:25] fuck-ass or your boss why is he not in the game yo I'm listening yo yo if I put it on

[04:52:36] west you get less pain yeah are you braindead yeah yeah you would be coming in from space

[04:52:50] you alien yeah what are you saying what are you saying you're not jinxie you fucking alien

[04:52:56] look at OBS look at your face cam look at your face cam you're bald here you're not an alien

[04:53:02] Boggles, I'm gonna enter what I like to call with you, a thought loop. Are you ready?

[04:53:09] Yes.

[04:53:10] So Boggles, if we play on the west servers you get left ping, right?

[04:53:17] Yes.

[04:53:18] So instead of telling me that when we were playing to be twos and you were on 200 ping

[04:53:24] lagging, now you tell me to 1v1.

[04:53:26] No, no, don't bring me so many, your brand dead is fucked.

[04:53:30] Like

[04:53:36] Are you a

[04:53:39] party

[04:53:42] You're in my potty

[04:53:44] Jinx you swallow as well. You're drooling. You're drooling. You're drooling again

[04:53:50] Oh wait, why the fuck am I in bulls is lovey

[04:54:00] your head is infant no I'm not like you probably come to us and I'm gonna get

[04:54:07] banned if I click that and you were lagging 200 shut the fuck up shut the

[04:54:15] fuck up when we were playing to beat you instead of saying oh west I'll get

[04:54:24] Let's say you don't say anything lag miss the ball right now

[04:54:29] But now that you want above one now if you want to say your server

[04:54:35] From my child bill website, it's so good like on a round of things probably the best website

[04:54:46] Yeah

[04:54:54] the west private match west don't say yo boggles just fucking address it it's

[04:55:00] like you're gonna pray delaying you're stuttering something out hey boggles

[04:55:04] can you listen for a second yeah oh not to you sorry no I will sorry

[04:55:09] listen question bro when we were playing on east servers and you were on

[04:55:16] 250 thing why didn't you say to put it on West maybe could have won um I just

[04:55:22] like seeing not the world burned but your world

[04:55:29] ah it's a vibe coded website nice yeah that doesn't wait Australia and you

[04:55:39] actually like have you ever left like have you ever left your fucking evergreen

[04:55:44] bubble for the FBI in Australia like you actually have a break up there okay do

[04:55:50] You want to go blue or orange?

[04:55:52] I'll let you check.

[04:55:53] Bargles, it literally doesn't matter.

[04:55:55] Just pick a Sash.

[04:55:57] It doesn't matter.

[04:55:57] It does, it does.

[04:55:58] Pick a Sash.

[04:56:01] Jinxie, when are you dying your hair red to match me?

[04:56:03] We can kind of like cosplay as thorns.

[04:56:05] Oh, how about never?

[04:56:07] What the fuck?

[04:56:08] How about flipping the devil shit?

[04:56:10] Kind of just shut down the idea.

[04:56:12] Oh, so now you're going to mehar mehar.

[04:56:14] You actually play like a mehar and a mehar.

[04:56:18] Yo, bro.

[04:56:18] Stilling burst, classic, classic, stealing burst.

[04:56:23] Foggle, stop verbalizing emote.

[04:56:25] They're me high, they're me ho.

[04:56:26] Nice dribbling skills, bro.

[04:56:31] You never gave me perms?

[04:56:32] Faaah!

[04:56:33] Oh yes I did, I'm like, go it.

[04:56:35] Minion laughing, Drisky laughing.

[04:56:37] R944, R944.

[04:56:39] Stop vocalizing emote!

[04:56:42] Alpha, I literally gave you perms.

[04:56:44] I see you in the-

[04:56:45] What are you getting for?

[04:56:46] You can full foot now.

[04:56:47] You can full foot now.

[04:56:48] Oh

[04:56:53] Wait, I'm gonna go I have K to vote on the prediction. Oh

[04:56:57] My god, okay, have you ever seen what a dribble is going for the demo week week week

[04:57:05] Very good, you're getting in your head

[04:57:10] Bro

[04:57:18] I'm not giving you permission to run my car to my live overlay. I'm not doing that fuck. No

[04:57:25] I'm good, bro DNA. Do not answer do not answer

[04:57:31] What?

[04:57:32] DMA means dirt you don't matter asshole

[04:57:35] No, he's a cheating software like yo bro. Is there a single sentient thought watch this double-tap. Well, and he thinks he's good

[04:58:14] that's okay though hey you see that that's that's what happens when i go get scorn oh my god it's good

[04:58:21] oh because you would see moderated channels so boggles tell me right now are you gonna win

[04:58:28] uh you go yeah you yeah you have a double digit iq are you gonna win my iq so you don't even know

[04:58:34] what burst management is my iq is better than four let me see let's name things so you go low all uh

[04:58:41] Lower ping, lower test, lower amount of gold score.

[04:58:44] Oh my god, actually thinks he's winning.

[04:58:46] Can I hit a cop?

[04:58:48] I'm not going to entertain this bullseye without my test off,

[04:58:51] bro, dude.

[04:58:53] I'll fix it.

[04:58:54] Let it go in.

[04:58:55] That's cringe.

[04:58:56] Cringe, flame cringe.

[04:58:57] Defending my net is cringe.

[04:59:01] What is this?

[04:59:02] Code Q on Warwick.

[04:59:03] Code Q on Warwick.

[04:59:04] Who?

[04:59:04] Who are you?

[04:59:05] Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[04:59:07] Bro, this guy's, yo, boggles, your brain is fried, bro.

[04:59:10] Your brain is worth the fucking potato salad.

[04:59:12] Get chips.

[04:59:13] Get demoed.

[04:59:14] Well, demoing like a pussy.

[04:59:16] Chat type one and Jinx is a pussy.

[04:59:18] You literally have demoed me twice.

[04:59:20] Uh, but what?

[04:59:21] Okay, imagining shit.

[04:59:22] Oh my god.

[04:59:23] Chats, there's a what's there, what's three guys?

[04:59:24] Chats, there's a what's three guys?

[04:59:25] Also check.

[04:59:26] Are you going to be asked my website yes or no?

[04:59:30] Faking the flick.

[04:59:31] 50.

[04:59:32] Go for it, go for it.

[04:59:37] I'll let you have it.

[04:59:39] Oh, I don't want to say candy like a baby. Whoa. Oh, I see me can't hit the ball, but then when he's against me

[04:59:45] He's like, oh wait. I know what it is. It's just the fact that he was on three hundred feet

[04:59:49] But I know

[04:59:50] Oh

[04:59:51] That's why I'm kind of moving like Tom James. Oh my god. Chad does the website even work cuz new users

[04:59:59] For some reason they weren't allowed into the website

[05:00:03] Chasing the bulls on your head. No

[05:00:09] it let me I bet chat anyone can use that by the way if you want okay I like

[05:00:20] knock to an around doesn't matter I'm bogus yep should be resilient you're not

[05:00:26] gonna edit your goal are you going to hack my twitch oh no I have no access to

[05:00:35] your switch. The only thing I have access to on your switch is your username and your

[05:00:43] email and you agree to it.

[05:00:49] Jinxie, what's your favorite swear word? Mine's any less offensive to you. Shut the fuck up! Shut up!

[05:00:55] haha

[05:00:56] haha

[05:00:57] such

[05:00:58] brazilan coming

[05:00:59] stop vocalizing emotes

[05:01:02] such

[05:01:05] shoot it shoot it shoot it shoot it

[05:01:06] shoot it shoot it

[05:01:07] oh my god

[05:01:08] yeah

[05:01:09] ta I can't do anything with your emails

[05:01:11] of course

[05:01:12] oh my god

[05:01:13] haha

[05:01:14] now that he's on the other team

[05:01:15] he can't miss the bomb

[05:01:17] taking taking oh my god

[05:01:19] you're actually

[05:01:20] where you look lost

[05:01:22] do you need a map

[05:01:23] Even if you had one probably couldn't read it

[05:01:26] Yo, bro, shut the fuck up

[05:01:29] watch this

[05:01:32] I'm watching

[05:01:36] What I'm trying to let me tell be let me tell my my AI to fix this

[05:01:46] Person in your chap said alien bottom left no

[05:01:53] Well going for a delay kickoff kind of cringe. I literally sprinted to the ball. I sprinted to the ball

[05:01:59] Go for a Brazil. No, I feel bad

[05:02:03] That's good save

[05:02:06] so nice

[05:02:07] fixed it

[05:02:09] Um, so just let me know I'm open to coaching it is like

[05:02:17] Losing

[05:02:23] damn it!

[05:02:25] fuck!

[05:02:27] fuck!

[05:02:29] I'm happy

[05:02:31] ohhhh

[05:02:35] Woggle, you should do this for a career?

[05:02:37] Yeah I don't know, I might go pro. I might go pro.

[05:02:39] YOU'RE READING FAKE MESSAGES!

[05:02:43] Reader!

[05:02:44] Yo, I am down to um, to play West, Truths.

[05:02:47] Bro, I think, I'm positive, I'm motivated.

[05:02:49] I'm sorry, we're not losing a game.

[05:02:53] Do you have time?

[05:02:54] Bro, stop breathing.

[05:02:55] Do you have time?

[05:02:56] Stop breathing.

[05:02:57] We're not losing a breath.

[05:02:58] Buzzing, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing.

[05:03:00] If I stop breathing, I will die.

[05:03:02] I'll die if I stop breathing.

[05:03:05] Breathe harder.

[05:03:06] Yo, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q.

[05:03:10] Team C's a land card.

[05:03:11] Thank you for the follow.

[05:03:12] When is the reveal?

[05:03:12] 5'30, I think.

[05:03:15] When is the reveal?

[05:03:16] When is the reveal?

[05:03:17] 5'30.

[05:03:18] 4'30?

[05:03:19] right 530 what's the time yo you don't understand time zone so just put a

[05:03:25] sock in it for a second yeah hey stop getting it for a second job what time

[05:03:30] is it 530 oh yo yo yo yo yo yo not what time is it currently off shooting what

[05:03:39] time is the reveal what time is the reveal ox the question receives answer

[05:03:45] gets mad classic duck smoking cigarette perfect you go up yeah that's why I'm

[05:03:50] the coach you're gold don't tell me what to do ever you know I'm gonna grab

[05:04:05] you by the throat what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing

[05:04:12] What are you doing driving my car when you're on the other team you're a god when you're on my

[05:04:19] team you're a walking lobotomy I know it's like perfect for making you miserable hold on

[05:04:27] I'm fixing my website

[05:04:57] do that if he tried. Zed couldn't even do that if he tried. Zed, how did you own gold like that?

[05:05:07] He's saying fuck it, you're lava and he's saying you weren't gold.

[05:05:11] Me hard. Yo bro, fuck it, I'm not even clear when I say this. That was the most impressive

[05:05:16] own gold I've ever seen in my life. I'm not even kidding. That was the most impressive.

[05:05:19] Yeah, bro.

[05:05:21] Oh good, oh good.

[05:05:23] Hey, hey, hey, bro, we got a lot of time.

[05:05:25] Bro, guys, my website didn't work today and it got mailed, you guys.

[05:05:30] Oh my god, I'm gonna beat the shit out of him.

[05:05:32] Just go in the net! Go in the net!

[05:05:36] Just it is not hard! Go in the net!

[05:05:42] He just, he actually just paked and he don't give a fuck, because you always think it's about yourself.

[05:05:46] yourself. Is this a nice shot? Hit the ball. Hit the ball, jackass. Actually, I like the

[05:05:53] light. Can you guys not use it because if you guys start using it, I have to start paying

[05:05:57] for it. Hey, so please stop. Seriously, I have a griefer on my team. Epic Games. I have

[05:06:03] a guy who is grieving the game. Epic Games, how do we get him banned? It's not a porn

[05:06:09] site. That's hot. That's hot. I just got a warning, asshole. Are you happy? No, no,

[05:06:14] Happy

[05:06:18] Wait, I read the warning Jinxie

[05:06:22] Probably my a-lo gets rolled back. I genuinely think you're match throwing

[05:06:32] I'm gonna flick it off thinking my god, we could fit

[05:06:39] That's you you're gonna go wait

[05:06:41] Oh, yeah, you have to do something hot off nice watch this three minutes. What a bow to be played what a bow to be played

[05:06:51] Wait, did it do anything nice you fucking play there?

[05:06:55] That's a good

[05:06:59] All good all good

[05:07:02] It's for the deer

[05:07:05] Wake up and smell the coffee. It's for the fucking deer. Oh, it's not all

[05:07:11] fuck it unbuggles I didn't get hacked nor

[05:07:17] bro just put R in the word no I got a guy

[05:07:23] English they're saying you know I'm fucked

[05:07:28] hit it bro no be there be there has to

[05:07:33] the middle they send the black SUVs

[05:07:41] We're down four, but it could be seven

[05:07:54] You said son

[05:08:11] of your penis bro thanks for that bug report thank you I'm ploddering I'm

[05:08:18] ploddering I'm ploddering I'm ploddering I'm gonna need better problems what the

[05:08:21] fuck Jesus you're not in for yelling but why the fuck are you me

[05:08:25] what the fuck are you me yo bro we don't yo yo yo bro so vaping it's good I

[05:08:33] don't know you put R in the word no I don't have

[05:08:37] I don't really do it. I see no

[05:08:44] All right say

[05:08:45] Performing bare-roll faking let's you know, you know be there be there your brother's an enemy there

[05:08:51] There is a fucking enemy

[05:08:53] What do you want me to do bro? Okay? I claim is going out of it in the ass one minute left

[05:08:59] Yeah. Notice how it was gamer of the year and not best gamer of 2022. Just hit a flick

[05:09:07] and an air dribble bomb. Can you do something? Can you do something?

[05:09:10] Can you do something? It's four now. Oh, decides to get demoed.

[05:09:14] I don't think you can. Guys, it's not. Do you know how many better decisions in life?

[05:09:19] My website's not working right now. Check my bug report. Guys, you can't just bug report

[05:09:23] nothing. Zero. Do you know what that's for?

[05:09:28] environment is this no seriously I'm gonna go in my so

[05:09:32] psychopathic teammate says how much skill required in that one here I don't

[05:09:37] know what type of fucking gaming environment is this let's get him at

[05:09:41] me bro what am I playing why am I here what did it one ah don't worry I'll

[05:09:48] save it I'll save the game don't fucking worry bro I'll save the game we're

[05:09:53] gonna you know so now so now we're just flipping the screw you're not fuck this

[05:09:57] Let's be a team starting now

[05:10:01] No, let's be a team starting now. He says you and your team. Fuck you and your team

[05:10:07] I'd rather get into a car crash than play another game of broccoli with you

[05:10:20] You miss the ball every time you're

[05:10:27] horse-ass horse-ass back to go hit a flip reset take it up the wall god Bernard give

[05:10:34] this guy a fucking brain oh it's gonna fall for Jinx what the fuck man oh my

[05:10:39] god we lost you're welcome you're welcome you're welcome bro you know

[05:10:45] there was smurfs play apex legends to relax I can see a full headbain calm

[05:10:54] calm down calm down oh I direct to flat one oh um time is no no no no no let me

[05:11:04] actually explain so boggles we play rocket league we play choose we play on

[05:11:09] NA East for two games you're on 200 important thing then as I'm trying to

[05:11:14] leave you say to 1v1 and then you say put it on West NAR NAR put it on West

[05:11:19] Bailing to mention you get 160 ping on West you never once told me that you get 160 ping on West

[05:11:28] after we lost 3 games

[05:11:30] then we won the 1

[05:11:32] we turn into a god

[05:11:34] then we play 2s

[05:11:36] and you can't hit the ball

[05:11:38] uh it's my fault

[05:11:40] it's my fault

[05:11:42] it's my fault each operator

[05:11:44] fucking map

[05:11:46] I live in Australia I'm no British

[05:11:48] Stop doing this British accent.

[05:11:50] Uh, chiefs, obviously I'm gonna have let's ping on West.

[05:11:53] Hey, Boggles.

[05:11:55] I would legitimately rather...

[05:11:57] Yo, listen up, listen up, listen up, listen up.

[05:12:00] Boggles, I would legitimately rather get into a flaming, flyery car crash

[05:12:06] and die than play another game of broccoli with you.

[05:12:09] Yeah, but what if I was in the passenger seat?

[05:12:11] Hey, fuck it, let's do it.

[05:12:13] Yo, Boggles!

[05:12:14] What?

[05:12:15] We're never playing this game again!

[05:12:17] I have to get back to you know that was it. I have to get back to you know that was it's just all

[05:12:32] all nine thousand two hundred and twenty nine viewers are lurking right now type of one if you're

[05:12:37] lurking that's what's happening right now to be honest

[05:12:43] love, love, love, so whore, ah Bob's ban that guy, he just associates you up after.

[05:12:48] ban this guy.

[05:12:49] Bob's let's clean up the chapter tonight.

[05:12:50] so see this is not alright, this is not okay, okay so one of them is AFK, bro unban

[05:13:05] him.

[05:13:06] Oh my god, it's too late.

[05:13:13] It's too late.

[05:13:16] It's too late.

[05:13:20] It's too late fucking high.

[05:13:26] Wicked him.

[05:13:28] Wicked him again.

[05:13:30] Oh shit.

[05:13:32] Wicked him again.

[05:13:34] Yeah, but not really.

[05:13:37] Bro, I'm not Jinxie, I'm not Jinxie.

[05:13:39] Yeah, I know you sound like him.

[05:13:44] It's a fake.

[05:13:45] It's a fake.

[05:13:46] Bro, what's your B-Frankin' tooth?

[05:13:48] Uh, I don't have one.

[05:13:50] Uh, what the fuck does that mean?

[05:13:53] You've never played your placement games in twos ever in your life.

[05:13:56] No.

[05:13:57] Yo.

[05:13:58] Hey, you know what?

[05:13:59] Just throw me in silver.

[05:14:00] How have you never been wrecked how have you never been wrecked the game's been out for 12 years

[05:14:11] I don't know. Are you streaming on Twitch?

[05:14:18] Hey, cut don't fucking

[05:14:20] Don't fucking scream at me. Yo, hey, hey, Johnny Johnny Johnny. Do me a favor, bro.

[05:14:26] Oh

[05:14:35] Yo Johnny this game has been out for 12 years, and you've never had a rank in two

[05:14:51] Johnny where are you?

[05:14:53] Johnny's just a bye-bye. He's just a bye-bye. He's just a no-fire player.

[05:15:00] Me huh.

[05:15:01] Johnny, I'm in that. We got this, baby.

[05:15:05] What the fuck?

[05:15:07] Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro.

[05:15:12] Yo, my head's gonna die in my bed.

[05:15:17] So, Johnny.

[05:15:19] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop.

[05:15:21] Johnny, I'm in platinum and you're not ranked. How are we on a team?

[05:15:26] I don't know. It's going to be a fast team.

[05:15:29] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, we got, hey, we got a comedian here.

[05:15:33] We got a comedian. No, no, no, no, we got a comedian.

[05:15:36] It's going to be a bad thing. I'm bad. I'm bad.

[05:15:39] What are you doing?

[05:15:41] Send me a, send me a.

[05:15:46] No, I'm going to score.

[05:15:48] What you just did right there, I'm pretty sure

[05:16:02] Hey Johnny hey Johnny hey Johnny are you high right now?

[05:16:10] Where did the mall get the Vader and then I'm playing against crime Cristiano Ronaldo great

[05:16:15] The market the reader

[05:16:17] Very so hot

[05:16:19] He's blasted right now. He's got to doing energy kickoff set up to flat one

[05:16:25] What like me? I'm energy

[05:16:29] So Johnny are you on ranked or are you an energy?

[05:16:35] I don't know just to give me a long time

[05:16:40] Don't

[05:16:42] I don't know. I don't play ring.

[05:16:47] You don't play ring.

[05:16:51] Ni ha mi ho.

[05:16:52] Yo, it's a friend of God, man, please.

[05:16:54] Did I download Evil Rocket League?

[05:16:57] I mean, what even is this, bro?

[05:16:59] Did I download Evil Rocket League?

[05:17:02] Nah.

[05:17:03] My teammate isn't ranked, and I'm Plat 1.

[05:17:07] My teammate isn't ranked and I'm flat one like hey

[05:17:16] Wait, I'm me. Oh, I'm on a three game losing streak. I want to die

[05:17:22] Alpha it works now. Wait Gucci. I'm gonna add you as an allowed loser

[05:17:27] I see good. Yo Gucci get oh he's already in my shit Gucci get the fuck out of my overlay

[05:17:38] With my teammate bro, he's like, hey, don't do that. Hey, hey, don't do that shit

[05:17:49] Hey Johnny

[05:17:52] Yo, hey, shut up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up

[05:18:03] Add me

[05:18:05] So kids why are people typing one sad fat chud loser? That's not me

[05:18:21] Now what's going on Johnny?

[05:18:24] Suck what the fuck did you just say to me little shit?

[05:18:28] You're hiding me like look at that saying you I'm doing everything for the squad

[05:18:35] I got it, I got it.

[05:18:36] DON'T!

[05:18:36] God damn it!

[05:18:37] What do you mean, why did you say Johnny?

[05:18:40] He's literally live on YouTube right now, look.

[05:18:42] This is Paul again, because it's Johnny and he loves missing the fucking ball.

[05:18:45] I got it.

[05:18:46] Johnny, I'm passing you.

[05:18:48] Oh!

[05:18:49] Hey, hey, that's him, that's him, just...

[05:18:51] Look at that.

[05:18:53] Oh, it's you.

[05:18:54] Who wants to be added? Who wants to be added?

[05:18:55] Hey.

[05:18:56] Johnny, did you like?

[05:18:58] Maybe I'll add people to it.

[05:19:00] Why are you so childy?

[05:19:01] We're getting your ass kicked!

[05:19:03] Hey, what is it to be hostile about?

[05:19:07] We're losing 5 to 1!

[05:19:11] Open that high bump and please score!

[05:19:15] Oh my god!

[05:19:17] Yeah, I'm not adding random viewers. That's not happening.

[05:19:20] Alright, I'm gonna beat your ass.

[05:19:23] You're gonna beat my ass. You're gonna beat my ass!

[05:19:26] You're gonna beat my ass over a rocket engine!

[05:19:29] What's your height and weight?

[05:19:32] I'm scared to add oh man

[05:20:02] look look look what my teammates it's 6 to 1 cool guy

[05:20:18] I'll alcohol look 4 game wait stop I gotta stop

[05:20:23] I'm not using that. I have a

[05:20:28] snap out of it. It's actually

[05:20:31] unranked. You're welcome. Get

[05:20:35] it. My teammate has never been

[05:20:39] ranked. I caught him in his first

[05:20:42] placement. What is this? Yeah, I

[05:20:45] haven't allowed you yet. Yeah,

[05:20:47] you're not allowed legitimately

[05:20:49] I

[05:20:52] Search by ID yeah, I can do that

[05:20:58] Yo, Ethord, no you would put a fucking dick on my screen bro. No, no

[05:21:03] Oh, we throw it up at this point.

[05:21:18] I tried logging in, but it seems to have removed my mod privileges or permissions.

[05:21:25] How do you change that?

[05:21:26] Are you changing song?

[05:21:28] Press squishy.

[05:21:30] I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you.

[05:21:35] R3. R3. R3. No, the first time I got an input, please.

[05:21:38] What are you doing? Welcome. Oh, sorry. Listen, listen, listen. You press, you press

[05:21:41] you and then you press N, like N, N on your keyboard.

[05:21:45] Have us load up a model. Okay.

[05:21:50] I've been studying the game and I know the tech now.

[05:21:54] All you have to do is this, chat.

[05:21:57] All you have to do is this.

[05:21:58] That's all you gotta do.

[05:21:59] That's all you have to do.

[05:22:04] All right, chat, watch this.

[05:22:06] Yo, fair warning.

[05:22:08] If you plan on chewing a mogul today,

[05:22:10] prepare to be brutally fucking mogged.

[05:22:14] This pimple's not really helping me, though.

[05:22:16] This pimple's not really helping me.

[05:22:18] I don't know what to do.

[05:22:25] That does.

[05:22:27] Jaycee.

[05:22:30] Pass player standing.

[05:22:34] Is he watching Valorant?

[05:22:38] Kill easy.

[05:22:40] Good job at getting it now.

[05:22:43] Kill easy, kill easy.

[05:22:47] He's such a chud.

[05:22:49] Too easy. Too easy, too easy, too easy, too easy.

[05:22:52] I mean, bro, it's just a random number generator.

[05:22:54] Too easy, too easy, too easy.

[05:22:56] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[05:22:58] Just a random number generator.

[05:23:00] It's all this. It's a random number generator.

[05:23:03] Getting mugged.

[05:23:07] This guy's outside?

[05:23:11] How? Okay, how? Yo, bro.

[05:23:13] What the fuck?

[05:23:15] Chadlight! Chadlight!

[05:23:17] Chadlight! Chadlight!

[05:23:19] Why is every...

[05:23:21] Yo, yo, stop stressing me!

[05:23:23] Shut up!

[05:23:24] You are not a Chadlight!

[05:23:26] You are not a Chadlight!

[05:23:31] Bro.

[05:23:32] Brutalize.

[05:23:33] Brutalize.

[05:23:35] Brutalize.

[05:23:37] Oh my...

[05:23:39] Jinxie.

[05:23:41] That's a fake Jinxie. Oh man. Oh man. Wait, what language is that? What is

[05:23:46] Achman? Is that German?

[05:23:52] What language is that?

[05:23:55] Oh Jinxie, is it you?

[05:23:59] Goddamn it. How is he winning? Oh man. How is he winning? How is he winning?

[05:24:05] Jinxie, is it you? No, no, no, no, no, no. Bro.

[05:24:09] What are you from Germany? I'm from Germany, bro. Yeah, do you know on a schnitzel? I know on a schnitzel is

[05:24:23] Why did he leave

[05:24:25] I

[05:24:38] My god

[05:24:55] Holy, oh, for four, mi-ha.

[05:25:00] Alpha?

[05:25:01] Oh, no, no, no, Alpha.

[05:25:03] I just fixed, I fixed, I fixed the, uh, the overlice.

[05:25:07] How do you spawn in at a nine?

[05:25:09] Should be able to see everything.

[05:25:10] Like, like, no, no, no, legitimately.

[05:25:12] How does he spawn in at a nine?

[05:25:15] At a nine?

[05:25:17] At a nine?

[05:25:19] Holy, broska.

[05:25:23] This guy's a four.

[05:25:27] How do I add people to my overlay? Go to the top right and then settings, permissions, and then add music.

[05:25:34] No headset chat.

[05:25:36] The permissions don't work yet, but they will.

[05:25:40] Maybe we try to smile. Try to smile.

[05:25:49] Match connected.

[05:25:51] the smile tech wait it kind of works holy shit it kind of work what

[05:26:01] daddy couldn't compete yeah Jack smile attack a 10 smile tech smile tech

[05:26:10] Smile tech noise DC

[05:26:18] Holy fucking aura, bro, this guy's a Morgan

[05:26:35] Everyone's a chat like fucking three, bro

[05:26:40] That's better.

[05:26:59] Who else is allowed?

[05:27:00] I think Gucci is.

[05:27:04] I added a bunch of people, I think.

[05:27:11] Good you gang, good you gang.

[05:27:16] Tell your head back, okay.

[05:27:17] Ethore, I'm not adding you.

[05:27:18] Ethore, in order to add you, you need to be a mod.

[05:27:22] I'm not modding you either.

[05:27:34] No, bro.

[05:27:41] Oh, Jinxie.

[05:27:44] This is bad, bro.

[05:27:45] He hasn't won a game.

[05:27:46] No headset tilting head back.

[05:27:49] What?

[05:27:51] He just, okay.

[05:27:54] All right, all right.

[05:28:02] He tapped his phone and then did a shot and went to nine.

[05:28:06] Alpha, refresh and then go to it.

[05:28:08] Yo, yo, don't leave.

[05:28:09] What you buy?

[05:28:10] How'd you do that?

[05:28:12] How'd you do that?

[05:28:13] I saw a Gucci first second.

[05:28:14] Wait, I saw a Gucci first second.

[05:28:16] I saw them.

[05:28:17] Oh, oh, jeez, jeez.

[05:28:20] What?

[05:28:24] Maybe I'll do it.

[05:28:25] It's flickering again.

[05:28:27] Miha.

[05:28:27] Hold on, brah, Marvie.

[05:28:29] I'm a big fan. I'm a big fan. I'm a big fan. I'm a big fan. I'm a big fan. I'm a big fan.

[05:28:36] Jinxie. Jinxie. They're on YouTube. They're on YouTube.

[05:28:40] They're on YouTube. Jinxie. Jinxie. Jinxie. Jinxie. Jinxie.

[05:28:45] Look here, nor me again. My God! How?

[05:28:52] That's right, yes. Yes.

[05:28:55] bro that jinxie you you're not real

[05:29:01] but i know she jinxed it's flickering

[05:29:09] yep bro jinxie can't get a bubble five

[05:29:12] months up and bro camera and he gets

[05:29:14] how does he get an eight how does he get

[05:29:16] a fucking eight bro is this what type of

[05:29:19] dog shit is this fucking website bro how

[05:29:22] much below is jinxie chat how do you

[05:29:24] check his rank he's lost like fuck I don't think Jinx never wins on this

[05:29:29] fucking up holy fuck maybe it's the peps bro can you put the peps away you're

[05:29:37] ugly get over it I'm not getting off until I get Chad like I'm not giving

[05:29:42] off until I get Chad like y'all move your camera up okay let's set camera up

[05:29:47] you might be right you might be cooking

[05:29:54] Jack cameras up are you guys ready are you guys ready cameras up holy bro he

[05:30:15] He looks so chopped with his camera up.

[05:30:17] Wait, actually?

[05:30:19] Hold on.

[05:30:24] Jenny Reddy.

[05:30:26] Squishy texted, squishy.

[05:30:27] Put a shirt on you.

[05:30:29] Mom, span that guy for lack of intelligence.

[05:30:31] All right, you guys ready?

[05:30:35] Did Squishy text him?

[05:30:37] Database error.

[05:30:38] I'm not kidding. Nice. Let me let me talk to Squishy Look, I'm not getting up till

[05:30:51] I get a chat light rating. I'm not kidding up till I get chat light, y'all. Or until

[05:31:00] that right Sarah keep your shirt off every stream month band that guy

[05:31:13] your band W. Guino what do you mean W. Guino what the fuck are you typing you

[05:31:18] broke the website me how broke the website

[05:31:22] Oh

[05:31:27] That's what a win, bro

[05:31:35] Wait, what we got here we go cameras up, all right. Oh

[05:31:44] Gcm fucking mug, bro, come on. Oh

[05:31:47] I do see you get fucking mug

[05:31:49] GGM fucking mug bro. Oh my god

[05:31:56] Wait boggles boggles send me the code I'll force them into the custom. I won't tell them anything

[05:32:04] Type one in charge. You just got no maxed. I've lost every game and I'm just kind of

[05:32:13] What what

[05:32:15] Wait, what?

[05:32:22] Holy mog, Jinx.

[05:32:26] Holy mog, mate.

[05:32:31] Oh, is this it?

[05:32:36] It's not working.

[05:32:39] It's not working.

[05:32:41] Brutal. Brutal.

[05:32:42] Okay, hold on.

[05:32:44] flickering I think I could be maybe and by I I mean my AI holy fuck it

[05:32:58] what the fuck how does he win

[05:33:02] SHIT! WHAT?!

[05:33:12] Wait, what?

[05:33:14] I got an idea.

[05:33:16] I got an idea.

[05:33:18] It's not the real Jinxie fella.

[05:33:22] Jinxie, you look like Mr. Jinx.

[05:33:27] What?

[05:33:29] What the?

[05:33:31] What?

[05:33:33] What?

[05:33:35] I mean it's not actual Jamesy mate.

[05:33:37] Leonardo DiCaprio Prime.

[05:33:39] Let's go. Get fucked on kid.

[05:33:41] Brad Pitt Prime now.

[05:33:43] What the fuck?

[05:33:45] Jamesy!

[05:33:47] Moron.

[05:33:51] What is he doing?

[05:33:57] All right, this is, all right, wait, boggle some of the things I'm not getting this legitimately the worst website ever.

[05:34:15] Hold up.

[05:34:19] Okay, our bog is you ready?

[05:34:23] being sick, I'm being sick.

[05:34:28] How did this guy spawn in that chat?

[05:34:31] How did this guy spawn in that chat?

[05:34:36] How did this guy spawn in that chat?

[05:34:38] Wait, I'm going to call him.

[05:34:40] How did this guy spawn in that chat?

[05:34:49] Let me go.

[05:34:51] Me, huh?

[05:34:52] Yo, hi, guys.

[05:34:53] I know.

[05:34:54] There's nothing I can do about it, bro.

[05:34:55] What?

[05:34:56] What?

[05:34:57] What?

[05:34:58] What?

[05:34:59] What is the problem with him?

[05:35:00] What?

[05:35:01] What?

[05:35:02] What?

[05:35:03] What?

[05:35:04] What?

[05:35:05] What?

[05:35:06] What?

[05:35:07] What?

[05:35:08] What?

[05:35:09] What?

[05:35:10] What?

[05:35:11] What?

[05:35:12] What?

[05:35:13] What?

[05:35:14] What?

[05:35:15] What?

[05:35:16] What?

[05:35:17] What?

[05:35:18] I'll give it to you.

[05:35:20] What is he?

[05:35:23] No!

[05:35:26] No, he's like, oh, he's the team.

[05:35:29] Yo, fake action is people.

[05:35:31] It's not me, see?

[05:35:33] They got to be walking in here.

[05:35:35] Me, huh?

[05:35:38] All right, my, I get the impede?

[05:35:40] Like what?

[05:35:41] Oh!

[05:35:43] That's his name though, it's the state of...

[05:35:46] Yo, Tinksy.

[05:35:48] Hey, I.

[05:35:49] What's up, bro?

[05:35:49] You just got mobbed.

[05:35:54] Chad, what if it, Chad, if I go on, they go recognize me.

[05:36:06] OK, I'll do it.

[05:36:07] I'll do it, Chad.

[05:36:11] Why does it work for everybody else?

[05:36:14] He tapped his phone and goes to a knife.

[05:36:17] You're not a Chad, bro!

[05:36:19] You're not!

[05:36:22] My God!

[05:36:23] Like, what is this sight?

[05:36:24] I'm confused.

[05:36:31] London, yeah.

[05:36:40] Holy two chuds.

[05:36:44] it's my score goes down when I take out my headset

[05:36:52] hey this side is a piece of shit this side is a piece of shit bro this side is a

[05:36:57] piece of fucking shit

[05:37:14] Yeah, it's easy. Easy. Easy.

[05:37:24] Bro. Did somebody fart in your room? Who ripped that? Somebody ripped that in his room.

[05:37:31] Did y'all hear that? Someone ripped that in his room, bro.

[05:37:36] that's a CS accent. Like, how is that?

[05:37:57] All right. You know what, bro? You know what? You know, you

[05:38:02] know what bro? Sure, sure. Sure, bro. I'm trying to get boggles.

[05:38:07] He literally got mad. Yes.

[05:38:16] Got mad.

[05:38:16] I don't know why everybody else gets a nine though and I don't chat is it a random number

[05:38:43] No wait, not something that matters! It's all random!

[05:38:47] Just gifted one subscriptions to the community.

[05:38:50] Jake's there!

[05:38:57] Oh my god!

[05:38:58] Jake's there!

[05:38:59] What the hell is that?

[05:39:07] Are you seeing me?

[05:39:13] I got my own mark. I got brutalized by fucking Ted

[05:39:20] Wow

[05:39:26] Yeah, any advice should I try smiling smiling was best I

[05:39:32] What do I do? What do I do? I can't win

[05:39:36] Chad I can't win. I can't win. I can't win

[05:39:41] I'm not getting off till I get a Mac.

[05:39:45] You're right. Let me make my room dark. You're fucking right.

[05:39:53] I'm turning off all the lights in my room.

[05:40:01] If this doesn't work, I quit it.

[05:40:05] Wait, should I put them in versus boggles?

[05:40:09] If this doesn't work, I quit it.

[05:40:21] Hi guys, what is this? Hi guys, what is this?

[05:40:24] Hi guys, what is this, bro?

[05:40:28] Private room.

[05:40:35] Hi guys, what is this?

[05:40:39] Oh my god.

[05:40:41] Yo, Joe.

[05:40:43] Yo, Joel on his cheating.

[05:40:45] Joel on his cheating.

[05:40:47] Joel on his cheating.

[05:40:49] Five rounds of cheating.

[05:40:59] But he mugged them.

[05:41:01] Five rounds of cheating.

[05:41:03] Five rounds of cheating.

[05:41:05] Get mugged.

[05:41:07] what what rematch rematch eyebrows is cheating hang on hang on rematch rematch

[05:41:14] rematch I'm doing skincare eyebrows is cheating eyebrows is cheating shave

[05:41:20] them shut up shut up my lady fix your lighting fix your hairline McDonald's

[05:41:27] logo shut the fuck up shut the fuck up ready yes yes yes headsets cheating

[05:41:40] headsets cheating breathing is cheating breathing is cheating

[05:41:46] Bro, he's got to click.

[05:41:47] Free up, dumbass!

[05:41:50] Bro, what just happened?

[05:41:51] There's no way you smile like that for photos.

[05:42:01] Headset is cheating.

[05:42:02] Headset is cheating.

[05:42:03] Headset is cheating.

[05:42:05] Ray's bugging.

[05:42:06] Jim C. until he's like, is genuinely miserable.

[05:42:09] Headset is cheating.

[05:42:11] Headset is cheating.

[05:42:16] Oh

[05:42:19] Oh my oh my oh

[05:42:24] Chad like my ass

[05:42:32] Say ha I just got mugged by boggles

[05:42:41] See yo, yo we serious fake

[05:42:46] Wait, I like that we see what is happening

[05:43:16] I can't get out of six I can't get out of six I can't get out of six guys oh my god

[05:43:45] I actually chopped like if I legitimately chopped yeah yeah

[05:43:55] by the angle let's unzoom the camera you know what you're right unzoom the

[05:43:59] camera oh my god you're right now this is not saving bro oh my god I should

[05:44:05] It got worse

[05:44:23] You're not real jimmy this kid is 12

[05:44:35] No way.

[05:44:42] Well.

[05:44:43] I'm not gonna go off until I get Chad Light. I don't care. I'm not gonna walk. I will try. Every method there is in a model until I get Chad Light.

[05:45:01] Yo, I'm gonna be on the stream.

[05:45:03] Yo, JC.

[05:45:05] It is is real zi underscore watcher underscore X just subscribed with prime. Yep

[05:45:15] What did this guy just say

[05:45:18] All right, what did that guy just say? If you're real

[05:45:22] Put put up a peace sign

[05:45:24] I got an eight. I got an eight. I got an eight. I got an eight wait guys wait

[05:45:29] Wait, I got an eight hold up. It's good

[05:45:35] It's got a backup chat, that's it, backup, backup, backup.

[05:45:42] Backup, headset it off, relax face.

[05:45:45] Yeah, it's all about...

[05:45:47] What is it?

[05:45:51] Jinxie!

[05:45:53] What is it?

[05:45:55] What the fuck?

[05:45:57] What is it?

[05:45:59] What is it?

[05:46:01] What is it?

[05:46:03] What is my score?

[05:46:05] What is my score?

[05:46:07] I can't be him.

[05:46:09] I didn't give him a score.

[05:46:11] Bro.

[05:46:13] What the fuck.

[05:46:15] This website is so...

[05:46:17] Oh my god.

[05:46:19] Sit down.

[05:46:21] W. Claude.

[05:46:23] Clench your teeth. What does that even mean?

[05:46:25] What do you mean, clench my teeth?

[05:46:27] What?

[05:46:29] What?

[05:46:31] What?

[05:46:33] Chad, do I mob?

[05:46:34] Yes. No.

[05:46:36] Fuck you. I hate you.

[05:46:39] Which one?

[05:46:46] Like that, Chad. Like that. Like that.

[05:46:48] Fuck you. All the options.

[05:46:49] Okay.

[05:46:50] I hate you.

[05:46:51] All right.

[05:46:52] Just like that?

[05:46:55] Bro, what's his-

[05:46:56] Just like that. Just like that. Just like that.

[05:46:58] He's sub?

[05:47:01] Bro, he's 7, 31.

[05:47:06] All right.

[05:47:07] Hi, camera.

[05:47:08] Further back.

[05:47:09] If I don't get a 9 from this, I'm quitting.

[05:47:12] Hi, guys.

[05:47:13] Why does the title say Getting Mobbed?

[05:47:16] Hi, guys.

[05:47:17] Why does the title say Getting Mobbed?

[05:47:19] Well.

[05:47:31] I'm not ever gonna lose again.

[05:47:41] I'm killing this.

[05:47:43] Hi camera.

[05:47:44] She's pointing down.

[05:47:46] Wait, why is he not doing right?

[05:47:51] Bro, Miha.

[05:47:55] Zoom in.

[05:47:56] No!

[05:48:00] you broke the website what was just

[05:48:09] tapping is he good 1v1 jinx to now

[05:48:14] Now, high-vives.

[05:48:15] Okay.

[05:48:19] CSCTE?

[05:48:21] Oh my God, we did it.

[05:48:22] I'm gonna get Chad White.

[05:48:23] We did it.

[05:48:25] Stop, stop.

[05:48:26] What?

[05:48:28] Shit.

[05:48:35] Now I'm gonna...

[05:48:36] Boom, boom.

[05:48:38] Boom, boom.

[05:48:39] Boom!

[05:48:42] Charlie cap zero just subscribed for four months

[05:48:46] Oh

[05:49:09] I

[05:49:14] Oh my god, I figured out what everybody the chat I got track like I figured out it was the angle. It's all about the angle. Oh

[05:49:25] Me huh, you're a steamer, bro. Yes, the remover

[05:49:34] You look doing scenes bro don't on scenes

[05:49:37] No

[05:49:47] Yeah, we got our two

[05:49:55] Six seven guys we're never gonna lose again. Oh, we're never gonna be kind of 8.2 on your ass, bro

[05:50:02] I'm about to have 400k followers. Is that good? Yes. No, maybe so. Fuck you, Charlie.

[05:50:09] I think I figured it out. I thought you guys were tapping. Thank you.

[05:50:13] How do you get the angle right?

[05:50:16] Chad, there's always going to be three options to a poll whenever I run polls in here. It's either going to be one answer one answer two or fuck you.

[05:50:25] Now, what I would prefer is that you guys answer with

[05:50:31] Chad, is this perfect? We might get a nine now.

[05:50:34] The first two?

[05:50:35] So the six upside down, that's a nine now.

[05:50:37] Show me I get a nine now.

[05:50:38] Here we go!

[05:50:40] This might don't give up, y'all.

[05:50:44] Wait.

[05:50:49] Hold on.

[05:50:54] Now Alpha, should I allow JVs into my, into my over life?

[05:50:58] You need elastic surgery.

[05:50:59] Shut the fuck up, kid.

[05:51:01] Shut the fuck up.

[05:51:04] No.

[05:51:04] Zoom in more, but even more than this.

[05:51:08] Awful idea.

[05:51:09] Kept.

[05:51:12] Going out a wider angle and zooming in is the only thing that worked.

[05:51:16] Siege starts now.

[05:51:18] No, it does not.

[05:51:21] You're lying.

[05:51:22] You're lying to me.

[05:51:24] Bro, it looks like a fat egg.

[05:51:25] Your bride has got Chad like, fuck off.

[05:51:28] Guys, I figured it out.

[05:51:29] You gotta fix the angle.

[05:51:30] Your hairline is holding you back, Mothman.

[05:51:32] Looks like it can start.

[05:51:33] Hello? Hello?

[05:51:34] Oh, no, nothing's holding me back, bro.

[05:51:36] Watch! Watch!

[05:51:37] Freakness! Watch!

[05:51:42] Hello?

[05:51:45] Hello?

[05:51:54] Two phones smashing?

[05:51:55] I'm not gonna go phone smashing, bro.

[05:52:00] I'm a chat. I'm Chad light

[05:52:02] You guys saw right there wait ignore the last hour. I

[05:52:06] Figured it up. So it's a countdown into an intro

[05:52:10] What the fuck on a is calling?

[05:52:13] Ones a top rank and he's calling you. I will log the fuck out of only pixel

[05:52:19] No, no idea that I've been in the lab. It's hold the fucking. I think you can't go you can't like like you just hold the light

[05:52:27] He's like

[05:52:30] You can't focus bro, he cheats

[05:52:36] Wrong game

[05:52:39] Highlights get me into a game with on that

[05:52:48] Yeah, let me go text on a oh man

[05:53:00] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Jacko.

[05:53:03] Oh.

[05:53:06] Boss?

[05:53:08] Look, yeah, this fucking light.

[05:53:09] Look at him.

[05:53:10] Bowie cheat.

[05:53:11] He's a-

[05:53:11] What do you wanna have?

[05:53:14] One, you're so cucked.

[05:53:15] One, One, One, One, One.

[05:53:17] One, One, One, you didn't understand.

[05:53:18] You didn't understand.

[05:53:19] One, I have been scheming with my chat

[05:53:22] how to get the highest O-Mogul score ever for the last hour.

[05:53:26] I figured it out.

[05:53:26] And I got back to back.

[05:53:28] back to back Chad lights.

[05:53:30] Bro play me.

[05:53:32] Did you just say you're going to get your lamp?

[05:53:35] Yo, this guy's a try hard.

[05:53:37] This guy's a try hard.

[05:53:38] You're going to get your lamp.

[05:53:40] You're cooked, you're cooked, you're cooked.

[05:53:42] Send me a link, send me a link.

[05:53:44] Yo, only, only, only, you don't understand.

[05:53:46] Brother, only, I got back to back Chad lights.

[05:53:48] Have you done that yet? Have you done that yet?

[05:53:50] Wait, what the hell?

[05:53:52] Chad light is one. 8.0 up.

[05:53:54] Oh man.

[05:53:55] Oh, no, 8.5 and beyond.

[05:53:58] Oh, gosh. Okay. Um, I'll send you a link or you send me a link.

[05:54:03] Have my 10 of a link. Oh, no. Are you ready to have a log off?

[05:54:08] Yes, I'm good. Yes. Best of three or best of five.

[05:54:17] I would say be a three bro. I would say be a three bro. Let's do it.

[05:54:21] Wait, by the way, by the way, are you done with Rocket League for the day or no?

[05:54:24] I might I might I might dabble. I might dabble.

[05:54:30] Okay, are you on rocketing right now?

[05:54:33] I was, I was, I was, I was.

[05:54:35] Wait, only are you, wait, only, only, only, what rank are you?

[05:54:39] Uh, so squishy set, um, squishy set, uh, like, uh, Bronson.

[05:54:46] I'm like you and League, bro.

[05:54:49] Fuck type of shit is that.

[05:54:51] Fuck type of, bro.

[05:54:53] me and league? Wait, oh no, no, I can't, I can't, I can't because there's a R6 event

[05:54:59] in like 20 minutes. You're good, you're good. I'll tell him, I'll tell him. But hey, Odey,

[05:55:03] are you down for league tomorrow? I'm absolutely down. Tomorrow we hit league jinx. Okay. Odey,

[05:55:09] send link by the way, send code, send code, send code. Code right there. Enter that, enter

[05:55:12] that, enter that. Odey, I'm just warning you, I'm literally in flow state now. I'm in flow

[05:55:18] Let me know when you're drawing the game.

[05:55:23] Mods, run predictions is the best of three.

[05:55:25] Wait.

[05:55:26] Alpha, can you run a prediction?

[05:55:29] Quickly.

[05:55:34] Per game, per game, per game, per game, per game.

[05:55:44] I'll be able to check afterwards afterwards bro check this.

[05:55:50] I need to do this real quick.

[05:55:52] One second.

[05:55:53] Are you in?

[05:55:57] No, no, no, no, you can't use the lamp, you can't use the lamp.

[05:56:09] I'm telling you, that's not fair.

[05:56:11] It's fucking cheating, bro.

[05:56:12] What?

[05:56:13] What do you mean I can't just slide up my high notes bro bro cuz I'm gonna laugh you're like tapping the camera

[05:56:21] with the camera like a psychopath what is that all right okay listen best of three you won the first game

[05:56:29] Okay, he's only talking through the website now.

[05:56:43] Bro, like look at this fucker, bro.

[05:56:53] bro hello what the fuck bro what are those noises

[05:57:07] yeah yeah yeah oh my okay one to one 8.4 right told you like I'm this is shit

[05:57:19] It isn't a joke to me today, this is not a joke to me, bro.

[05:57:23] One, nope, Jinxi, one, go, fast, A$AP Rocky, 30 seconds, go.

[05:57:37] He pulled out his foot.

[05:57:39] What the fuck?

[05:57:40] hahahaha bro

[05:57:44] no

[05:57:47] hahahaha bro what the

[05:57:51] no

[05:57:55] please please

[05:57:59] yo I can't

[05:58:02] like not laugh when this guy is capping the camera

[05:58:06] With a fucking lamp

[05:58:08] What the fuck is that?

[05:58:11] He's coming the camera with a lamp. That's the only reason he mugged me alive.

[05:58:16] I think look you should be listening bro because I got some advice how you can fix your truck that's maybe hit the gym, bro

[05:58:20] I'm not even joking

[05:58:22] No

[05:58:24] This guy's abusing a lamp check this guy's abusing fucking lamp check bro

[05:58:31] Like what type of bullshit is that I get mugged my own

[05:58:36] Yeah, I love that more.

[05:58:41] Production.

[05:58:44] Are you stupid, I think.

[05:58:46] I don't see it right now, it's just good.

[05:58:52] We're seated, Chin.

[05:58:53] You're fucking slow.

[05:58:54] 9.1.

[05:58:55] I'm turning this game off.

[05:58:56] No, I'm turning this game off.

[05:58:57] Yo, bro, 9.1.

[05:58:59] Really?

[05:59:01] Wait, it's actually Jinxie.

[05:59:02] This game's a piece of shit.

[05:59:03] No, this game's a piece of fucking shit.

[05:59:05] Wait, wait, wait.

[05:59:06] Don't, don't, don't.

[05:59:08] Help!

[05:59:09] Help!

[05:59:10] Where's Madi?

[05:59:11] I'm on.

[05:59:12] No offense!

[05:59:13] But my God!

[05:59:14] What?

[05:59:15] State wants to 1v1 you.

[05:59:17] State, call me and Discord.

[05:59:19] Wait, when is the R6?

[05:59:24] No, it's on.

[05:59:28] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[05:59:42] No, bro, bro, are you ready to get mugged?

[05:59:51] Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey, steak buddy, buddy, you're not gonna mug me, bro.

[05:59:56] You don't think so I know you're not all day. All right, love me.

[06:00:05] Seven lock in I've never actually had a nice save a lot of you are you a custom

[06:00:12] 1v1 create a room send it in all shit. Hold up. I leaked it send it in me. Hi me.

[06:00:20] home. Yo steak best of three or best of five? How bad do you want to get mom?

[06:00:27] I'll sue best of five best of five best of five best of five.

[06:00:32] Chad best of five against steak let's go. How bad do you want to get mom bro?

[06:00:36] Brother versus brother bro come on I'm the better brother. We all know it.

[06:00:42] Rules no lamps no lamp tapping. You can't use a lamp. One use a lamp that was bullshit.

[06:00:48] No cheating. No cheating. No cheating. I won't do any any weird stuff. I'm gonna just look at the camera

[06:00:59] Did you get the code yeah, I'm joining up

[06:01:05] Best of five block block good luck. Okay

[06:01:18] I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, no, no. State. What did you install?

[06:01:31] Because, bro, you did this. What are you talking about? Bro, I'm just mocking. It's

[06:01:43] They have very good facial state state you did this a mirror got a nine you know hadn't got a nine

[06:01:49] What is this app like bro state when you walk into public do you go like this?

[06:01:56] I

[06:01:58] Have facial cemetery run it back run it back bro. All right, thanks. Let me want to zero

[06:02:04] Except we match ready up

[06:02:07] Hurry okay fast

[06:02:09] Hurry, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast.

[06:02:16] Chad, yeah, he gets mad every time.

[06:02:27] Yo, I'm not gonna play this guy because I'm telling you he paid for some weird shit.

[06:02:32] Dude, I'm not even, I didn't even tease it.

[06:02:36] I'm just looking at the camera.

[06:02:38] I swear to God, what did you buy because, bro, am I not a single human being?

[06:02:45] What would you rate me out of 10 out of 10?

[06:02:49] What is that?

[06:02:50] What would you rate me like on the mago meter?

[06:02:55] Put the chin up, you got to open your mouth so that you get more facial

[06:02:59] symmetry because it measures horizontal and vertically.

[06:03:02] Yeah, bro, just like that.

[06:03:04] Just like that.

[06:03:05] All right, except the rematch.

[06:03:07] Trust me, bro, you're a kid of Barysco.

[06:03:10] So do this, right here, do this.

[06:03:13] Look at this guy.

[06:03:15] Game three.

[06:03:18] No, fuck.

[06:03:25] Bro, you got to keep them out of it, bro.

[06:03:27] What are you doing?

[06:03:27] You're not even ready to upstink.

[06:03:29] Oh, my god.

[06:03:30] You're not even going to get to the top of my mouth.

[06:03:32] People in my chat are saying they're almost finished.

[06:03:35] What?

[06:03:35] you.

[06:03:41] Just went the as little hit the

[06:03:46] refresh. Oh, my. Oh my.

[06:03:55] No, no, no, no, this guy.

[06:03:59] Number one in the world. Bro. This guy got three chads in a row.

[06:04:02] I have not lost yet that ass. I have not lost yet. I play this for like an hour yesterday. It moves once

[06:04:10] Why say locking dude? I'm telling you yo the facial symmetry that I have my eyebrows

[06:04:16] Horizontal lines you open your mouth a little bit and it's like a mirror image perfect

[06:04:22] You know, there's some dog shit websites out there. This one takes the cake. I'm out of the game

[06:04:27] Wait, what are the dogs?

[06:04:30] This website takes the fucking case

[06:04:33] Yeah, bro. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for mocking you that hard, but you know, it's just it's just how it goes

[06:04:40] Yeah, I'm about your fucking keyboard in my ass

[06:04:44] Sorry for mugging you that hard. He's doing this

[06:04:49] And he's getting a nine what is this site what is this site?

[06:04:53] I'm going to ban this guy because he's banning it, each fog, I apologize, brother, but I

[06:05:09] talk constantly about how that's annoying.

[06:05:12] Yo, Chesh, Joe is not even on a muggle and you guys are raping him.

[06:05:19] I came into a ban, guys.

[06:05:22] guys joe is not even on a model

[06:05:27] prestige isn't revealing shit

[06:05:29] it's a show match

[06:05:31] it's team u s a

[06:05:33] versus

[06:05:35] react to the trailer team europe

[06:05:37] who who the fuck

[06:05:39] broke

[06:05:39] broke out of the end of the game

[06:05:42] guys maybe i don't want

[06:05:52] it's an hour till it starts wait when does it start team USA versus team world

[06:06:00] I thought it starts now Ubisoft how does that make show match I'm not watching

[06:06:04] show match when's the reveal bro is the reveal in 20 minutes bro what what

[06:06:16] What?

[06:06:17] Jixi, Jixi.

[06:06:18] Ho ho ho ho ho ho.

[06:06:22] Reveals at 5.30.

[06:06:27] Did you guys like this camera angle?

[06:06:31] Sometimes you just got a woosa.

[06:06:33] You just got a ho ho ho ho.

[06:06:35] Fa na fa do.

[06:06:39] Copy tonight.

[06:06:41] Did I like this camera angle?

[06:06:42] Do.

[06:06:43] Copy tonight.

[06:06:44] I don't know.

[06:06:52] I don't take a look at me.

[06:07:01] I don't know.

[06:07:04] I don't have a CTE.

[06:07:06] Hey, Chad, Bro.

[06:07:07] This camera angle is so bad.

[06:07:09] We're doing no more.

[06:07:10] dollars. Why? Nobody types their usernames when they do their whispers aren't on and they're like

[06:07:17] scammer, scammer, scammer, scammer. We're not doing it. No more.

[06:07:26] I'm gonna go pee. Lock it on top of the night, y'all.

[06:08:40] I

[06:08:54] Okay

[06:09:02] Turn to six ups like that one it's a nine now

[06:09:04] Long stream for high-vives equals six hours. Oh, bro, am I ending am I ending?

[06:09:13] Lock it guys. How's better doing tonight?

[06:09:28] Is anyone gonna get on the stage sure

[06:09:30] Uh, anybody gonna go on the stage?

[06:09:36] Hello, what you say?

[06:09:37] How you doing, man?

[06:09:40] Minasuk level top, bro.

[06:09:42] So how many dark malls does it take to change a light bulb?

[06:09:46] Is high by is not dev, just a browser source?

[06:09:49] How many like to add it?

[06:09:51] Just one.

[06:09:52] If he's from.

[06:09:53] Yeah, are many springs.

[06:09:56] So you go, you copy the link because every link is obviously a custom way.

[06:10:00] And then, um, it's added as a 1920x1080.

[06:10:16] Why does he pay up?

[06:10:19] A cat that walks what?

[06:10:24] A small penis in a cross.

[06:10:26] I'm not gonna lie you look he's scammed last time but it's cool it's cool.

[06:10:33] Guys there are no more payouts in Combing Night.

[06:10:36] None.

[06:10:37] None.

[06:10:38] Well there was one.

[06:10:39] He got no ministers or those type of questions.

[06:10:42] Hey, hey, hey, scammers, scammers, scammers.

[06:10:44] Bro, bro, we're done.

[06:10:46] Hey, I'm just keeping a buck.

[06:10:47] Are you scammed last time?

[06:10:48] It's cool, it's cool.

[06:10:49] Alright, anyways, a dick has a sad life.

[06:10:52] His hair is a mess.

[06:10:54] His family is nuts.

[06:10:55] His neighbors an asshole his best friends a pussy and his own a beat

[06:11:00] Am I the only one getting access status violation on my website?

[06:11:21] All right, Saki you're up bro Zach go go go

[06:11:25] No, just Google in general, uh, I don't know, no, I'm not, I'm not going to be nothing.

[06:11:35] Yeah, bro.

[06:11:36] Yeah, I'm not going to lie.

[06:11:38] Scammer ship, bro.

[06:11:39] He's going to give us a reward.

[06:11:41] I'm not going to lie.

[06:11:42] Come on.

[06:11:43] Me.

[06:11:44] Oh, me.

[06:11:45] Oh, beta.

[06:11:46] Nobody, bro.

[06:11:47] Okay.

[06:11:48] Okay.

[06:11:49] Where did the shoes go? Wait, where did the shoes go to get the Darth Vader?

[06:11:58] The Darth Maul.

[06:12:01] The Darth Vixie.

[06:12:03] VAR!

[06:12:06] Alright, alright. Yo, Vixie, Vixie, I have a question.

[06:12:10] Yo, yo, what's up, bro?

[06:12:12] Do you know who Chata is?

[06:12:15] Chata? Who is Chata?

[06:12:17] Shut the fuck up.

[06:12:22] Yo, GD.

[06:12:24] What's up?

[06:12:25] How you doing?

[06:12:26] Last time we played community night, you scammed me.

[06:12:29] You laughed at my joke.

[06:12:31] Hey!

[06:12:32] No, hey, hey, hey!

[06:12:32] No, I didn't scam.

[06:12:35] There is no more pain.

[06:12:36] No, you laughed.

[06:12:37] No, no, no, last, last community night,

[06:12:40] you laughed at my joke.

[06:12:42] Please, pay me.

[06:12:43] I need to pay groceries for my mother and father.

[06:12:46] Okay, bro, you win. Say your twist.

[06:12:48] Bro, high-fives, pay this guy.

[06:12:50] I get a lot of cheese.

[06:12:52] I get a lot of cheese.

[06:12:54] Did you type your name?

[06:12:56] Did you type your name in the Twitch chat?

[06:12:58] Uh...

[06:13:00] Wait.

[06:13:02] High-fives, give him extra for the groceries, bro.

[06:13:06] What?

[06:13:08] So you can just go on stage and ask for money now?

[06:13:10] I can't give it to you if you don't type it.

[06:13:12] Type it in the thing, bro.

[06:13:14] I

[06:13:18] Know not everybody needs grocery money, bro

[06:13:24] Yeah, horrible idea by the way

[06:13:28] Yeah, I know loves cheese got it high-fives pay him

[06:13:34] Thank you so much in Seattle, of course, bro. Snoop. What's up, bro? Yo, what is your pay?

[06:13:44] Goose, what's up, dude? Goose, what's up?

[06:13:55] Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey, dingle dingle. I can always hear I can hear you have a time

[06:14:03] Yep, you were here two minutes ago

[06:14:14] Oh, oh, oh my God.

[06:14:18] Just ask her money.

[06:14:21] Oh, oh my God.

[06:14:27] Oh!

[06:14:29] Nanyahu.

[06:14:32] Oh, oh!

[06:14:36] Nanyahu business?

[06:14:38] What guys we're clisoing?

[06:14:41] Come on!

[06:14:42] um, hey jingxi

[06:14:44] hydro what's up bro

[06:14:46] i have a joke for you

[06:14:48] if you wanna hear it

[06:14:50] bro bro

[06:14:52] um

[06:14:54] why did the pony

[06:14:56] not get you out of school

[06:14:58] bro bro

[06:15:00] bro

[06:15:02] it's like having fucking jade in the lobby

[06:15:04] um, because he was a little horse

[06:15:12] Oh

[06:15:42] You know my last show goes like a thousand dollars, but I'm getting laughed at, you should have to pay a hundred, okay?

[06:15:48] Just this one kill. If I laugh at this, okay, I'll pay a hundred, deal.

[06:15:52] All right, all right, this is the best show ever.

[06:15:55] Why did the LARP Invader cross the road?

[06:15:59] Oh, it's not a dick alien dick fucking wallpaper though.

[06:16:06] Sneakers.

[06:16:08] It's like

[06:16:12] No, it's so bad

[06:16:18] Thank you for the

[06:16:21] $100

[06:16:27] Fuck you

[06:16:38] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my question is, when are you planning on doing the Fortnite tournament?

[06:16:49] Guys, why are you making this comedy night?

[06:16:53] Pinky.

[06:16:54] Yo, what's up Kamo?

[06:16:57] Wait up, why did you automate a quarter world?

[06:17:02] Why?

[06:17:04] To watch a vehicle pull drop to fit.

[06:17:08] Hey, Jinxie.

[06:17:11] Y'all sorry?

[06:17:14] What's the difference between Jinxie's driveway?

[06:17:18] My!

[06:17:19] Darth Maul.

[06:17:20] What?

[06:17:21] Jinxie fools out of his driveway.

[06:17:25] I don't...

[06:17:28] What?

[06:17:29] Can you hear me?

[06:17:32] Y'all dingo, we can always hear you!

[06:17:35] Oh fuck, fuck. I'm sorry.

[06:17:39] You actually had any of your money, but it's the same things.

[06:17:44] Oh, just take your money, please.

[06:17:48] Can you fix the hair, Linda, please?

[06:17:51] No, please.

[06:17:53] We got hacklers in here, cool. We got fucking hacklers.

[06:17:57] What did the suit say to the caterer?

[06:18:02] What?

[06:18:04] What?

[06:18:06] What?

[06:18:08] What?

[06:18:10] How?

[06:18:12] Breathe, you fool, breathe.

[06:18:14] Because the perfect brain is holding in his back.

[06:18:18] I can't breathe.

[06:18:20] All right.

[06:18:22] How many iron players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[06:18:26] How many, bro?

[06:18:28] Who knows? They can't climb the ladder.

[06:18:32] I'm not iron, by the way, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, nobody calls me that nobody calls me Nicholas bro

[06:18:45] Who are you in where does he buy sneakers

[06:19:02] I'm going to go back to the

[06:19:06] car.

[06:19:08] This brain is low. What happened?

[06:19:10] So the other day, I just got hit by a car.

[06:19:12] The news. I put the car in reverse and hit her again.

[06:19:14] Me.

[06:19:16] Um, so you, uh, you left, but it's okay.

[06:19:22] You have the pain.

[06:19:24] Like the arch update if you want instead.

[06:19:30] Oh, hey, bro, who did that?

[06:19:34] Who did that?

[06:19:39] Yo, what's up?

[06:19:40] Yo.

[06:19:42] How's your show match going?

[06:19:44] But let's just move on anyway.

[06:19:46] How do you say it?

[06:19:49] You say it like, yorubos.

[06:19:51] Yorubos.

[06:19:54] Say it again?

[06:19:55] Yorubos.

[06:19:57] No, bro, yorubos.

[06:19:59] Yorables, Yorables.

[06:20:02] Yeah, Yorables good, Yorables good, Yorables good.

[06:20:03] Okay, let me tell you my joke.

[06:20:07] Okay, what did one hat say to the other?

[06:20:12] One hat?

[06:20:15] Yes.

[06:20:15] Maybe I'll try to knock down my door.

[06:20:18] You wait here, I'll go on ahead.

[06:20:22] Ah!

[06:20:23] I have a joke for you which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks?

[06:20:36] Rhode Island probably.

[06:20:39] Mini soda.

[06:20:41] It's such a stupid fan.

[06:20:45] So first off, you should play the Jedi Call of Order series.

[06:20:48] And then second, uh, what's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

[06:20:54] What? Oh my god. You get one out like a pitchfork.

[06:21:02] I don't get it. Jesus Christ.

[06:21:07] That's actually a really good joke, because I think quite frauds taste the number seven, because it's a thing to see being really open to the IPs.

[06:21:15] Yo, Dingo, say the fucking joke!

[06:21:22] Well, can you do the wall thunder segment already?

[06:21:26] No!

[06:21:41] Yo, what's good, Nicholas?

[06:21:43] Hey, bro, I don't respond to that. What's wrong with sticky poop stick

[06:21:53] Yo, that's good big Pat hold on one second

[06:22:01] If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges and

[06:22:06] And in the other, what do you have?

[06:22:11] Big ass!

[06:22:17] Yo bro, what are you coming down bro?

[06:22:20] Are we not getting paid?

[06:22:21] This motherfucker bro.

[06:22:23] Guys, what is this shit bro?

[06:22:25] A debt collecting fucking stream?

[06:22:27] Guys, I said, we are not doing pays anymore in the comic book!

[06:22:32] Y'all don't turn on your whippers!

[06:22:35] all don't receive the money because y'all have your fucking business

[06:22:38] get with the money scanner

[06:22:40] how's scanner how's scanner

[06:22:44] jinx we work we work hard for this

[06:22:48] bro you guys say Darth Maul sneakers

[06:22:52] hello

[06:22:54] yo what's up bro

[06:22:56] hello

[06:22:58] what's up bro

[06:22:59] what's up

[06:23:00] yo uh i agree one sec i need to give my intro one sec

[06:23:03] help high-five. Your mods are torturing.

[06:23:18] Random kid emoji.

[06:23:21] Bro, why don't you come tomorrow? By the way, I look at the VOD? You laugh.

[06:23:26] Yo, this guy Minasucla always thinks that I laugh.

[06:23:31] I didn't laugh at shit.

[06:23:33] What did the dark mall say to the LARPing Mater?

[06:23:37] Yo.

[06:23:38] What, bro? What?

[06:23:40] It's like we are in the Tom Poms Springs.

[06:23:45] His brain is fried.

[06:23:47] The other brain is fried.

[06:23:49] Like, his brain is fried.

[06:23:52] What? What?

[06:23:53] They might have got some funny jokes.

[06:23:56] Your jokes say, I have a joke about the test at game suggestion post.

[06:24:00] yes bro what's up balls here's balls i know you're playing the last of us but like i know

[06:24:05] i'm in story game you should try it is resident even what do you think resident even it is

[06:24:14] yeah it's like oh so it's the word again okay okay anyways why did docmo buy fishes

[06:24:23] I don't know what it is.

[06:24:30] For Darth Vader.

[06:24:32] To go to the dark room.

[06:24:35] So dark ball bought his shoes to go to the dark room.

[06:24:38] Yo, Jim C. Brown, can you play MLB to show 26?

[06:24:42] Why? Is it good?

[06:24:44] Yes, bro. It's really fun.

[06:24:47] Bro, I don't know baseball though.

[06:24:49] Let me check.

[06:24:51] or curio Tony right last to a live

[06:24:54] I'll show you a tiny currently but in the past very bombs

[06:24:58] I thought they grew was the best in the past

[06:25:01] now they were just some fat and tharger beast

[06:25:05] you left like three thousand I deserve the hundred

[06:25:10] I did you there hey Rata

[06:25:13] your Rata my name is not jibler bro please try that shit what's happening

[06:25:17] What is going on right now?

[06:25:20] Does anyone know?

[06:25:21] What's up, bro?

[06:25:22] If I make a lot, we play one-to-one seed instead of one.

[06:25:28] Okay, deal. Let's go. Lock in.

[06:25:31] Because water does.

[06:25:42] I don't owe you fucking money and I can see you turn turn T.S. off turn T.S. off turn

[06:26:05] What is it? What is it both headed millionaires scammers?

[06:26:13] Larker say to his Twitch chat. Does anyone even know what Larker is?

[06:26:18] I'm not a test collector. Yo, like Larker scammer ball.

[06:26:25] She's gonna go bark

[06:26:55] Yo, I don't know if he's dead or not.

[06:27:24] Stop, Ernest!

[06:27:28] Gorgos, what's up?

[06:27:30] What did you say the wrong name?

[06:27:32] The wrong name, anyways.

[06:27:34] How do you say the name in Greek, bro?

[06:27:36] Bro, I told you, bro, you forgot?

[06:27:40] Gorgos.

[06:27:42] Oh, my day for now, man.

[06:27:44] Put the fries in the bag, bro.

[06:27:46] Bro, what is your name, bro?

[06:27:48] Gorgos.

[06:27:50] Gorgos, Gorgos.

[06:27:52] Yeah, that's okay. That's okay.

[06:27:55] Anyways, yo, who is the, who is the worst iron in legal play?

[06:28:01] Oh, you.

[06:28:16] Okay.

[06:28:18] Bulg is barking. Sorry about that.

[06:28:21] Good session, y'all.

[06:28:25] Good fucking session.

[06:28:28] Good fucking session, y'all.

[06:28:32] Good fucking session, y'all.

[06:28:35] Yo, when is the seed reveal happening?

[06:28:39] When is the seed reveal happening, bro? When?

[06:28:41] I'm not answering him anymore. I'm not.

[06:28:43] He's asked the same question 15 times.

[06:28:46] No, I'm not answering.

[06:28:47] trade bait. Ooh, Chester's at the right.

[06:28:50] Chep, when is the season to be happening?

[06:28:52] Win, win, win, win, win.

[06:28:53] Shhh.

[06:28:54] Win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win.

[06:29:02] In that hour, Jesus Christ, bro.

[06:29:05] Well, chat on the bright side, we can get 5-0-0-0.

[06:29:08] 5-0-0-0, 5-0-0-0-0.

[06:29:17] New levy video wait what new levy video

[06:29:26] All right chat I have tons of this bro. You haven't been banned 81 times

[06:29:38] Okay, here we go ladies and gentlemen

[06:29:42] Will I get 500 you up to today?

[06:29:45] Mods our prediction first game of the night plan a Turkish player player from Turkey

[06:29:56] When lost

[06:30:01] Okay, my development is perfect right now

[06:30:05] One thing we need to get in the habit of the chat doesn't hate you is

[06:30:08] is the absolute way, better job of saving time.

[06:30:12] We have to be quicker with our moves, especially in the early game.

[06:30:18] If I can play absolutely perfect.

[06:30:25] If I can play absolutely perfect chat, I'll be able to get 5-0.

[06:30:29] 5-0 is not hard.

[06:30:31] W Castle.

[06:30:33] That's not good.

[06:30:37] Guess how many plays there?

[06:30:38] I'm getting spam.

[06:30:43] Okay, slaying against Mohammed from Turkey.

[06:30:45] Lock in bro.

[06:30:46] Where he's 11, he's a little higher than us.

[06:30:48] That's nothing.

[06:30:49] He's the strongest rock.

[06:30:50] He's the strongest rock.

[06:30:53] Guys, that means one thing and one thing only.

[06:30:58] It's going to be a good day of chess.

[06:31:00] Bro, he just hung his fucking.

[06:31:01] What time is it in Japan now?

[06:31:04] Oh, why would I know that?

[06:31:07] Do you think i live in japan? All right now we got to make sure that we don't hang and me hop

[06:31:13] Rocky hung his brook chat. What a good start to the game yo

[06:31:17] I wonder what he's gonna try to do. I haven't eaten today

[06:31:20] This is bad. No, I just noticed that right now

[06:31:26] Yeah, you know sometimes I just don't eat in the day like I just don't eat

[06:31:29] We're gonna stay.

[06:31:35] I didn't see that.

[06:31:37] Wow, I did not see that.

[06:31:38] Fuck!

[06:31:39] It's fine, we're gonna attack the queen.

[06:31:45] We're gonna attack the queen.

[06:31:46] Now, is there a world we could...

[06:31:49] What the fuck is he doing?

[06:31:51] Is he trying to check Nate and me?

[06:31:52] Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

[06:31:55] How do we stop this?

[06:32:05] That's not healthy what's not healthy to to eat or to not eat which one's that up get that it out

[06:32:14] All right, I really wish I didn't push this pawn

[06:32:19] Do you think he sees it he didn't see us did not eat CTE don't have CTE. I do not have

[06:32:29] This guy's no Rook vision this guy's no fucking Rook vision chat

[06:32:39] But what if he goes here, okay, so here's what's gonna happen

[06:32:49] There's nothing this guy can do if he takes my bishop he loses his night now what I'm gonna do chat

[06:32:56] Is I'm gonna start attacking fucking queen

[06:33:01] Is there a way I could do that though me how me how

[06:33:04] Me go. Me. and me. is there a way I could attack his fucking

[06:33:11] queen? Okay. he ends up doing the trade. Thanks again. Have

[06:33:17] us. No worries. I'll send it in a bit in a bit.

[06:33:25] First game of the day. Chad is looking absolutely fantabulous.

[06:33:29] okay. So, what we're gonna do now is we're gonna keep it

[06:33:33] I'm not chopped.

[06:33:34] We're in no danger.

[06:33:35] We're in no immediate danger.

[06:33:36] Boy, he's still good at chess.

[06:33:38] Stack up our roast.

[06:33:40] This is crazy.

[06:33:40] Let's get a little bit of a tackle in chat.

[06:33:44] He decides to do this play right here.

[06:33:55] I don't have 8K viewers.

[06:33:57] Do you think 8K people would sit here and torment themselves

[06:34:01] by watching. We could win the game right now. Does anyone think

[06:34:05] that anyone would do that? Yeah. Guys, if we push this pawn,

[06:34:12] we now have

[06:34:17] nothing. We have nothing.

[06:34:19] Right now, just subscribe for two months.

[06:34:22] I

[06:34:30] Guess when there's nothing to do chat you just do a pond storm right I

[06:34:35] Should be pond storming this side cuz this is my

[06:34:39] Yo, Oz for beers for beers

[06:34:44] One subscription, I love you chest. It's like just pop it a pimple bro once you pop it

[06:34:50] you just throw. Who really like likes watching my streams that that's that's the good that's the

[06:34:56] that that that wait hold on that I can just win the game. This is checkmate that's checkmate chat

[06:35:04] that is checkmate nine

[06:35:10] but no wait wait wait if I take just got a text you won an AP watch click this link okay

[06:35:20] First game of the day is enough.

[06:35:28] Let me make a video called the jinksy chess situation is crazy.

[06:35:32] Let's see.

[06:35:33] Ladies and gentlemen, it's currently made 2000 ladies and gentlemen, it's currently

[06:35:39] made 2026 and for the past two months, congrats, it's a scam to get like everything.

[06:35:46] the next superstar of chess and I am talking about the one and me how Jinxy Jinxy and I started

[06:35:54] I didn't get my react glasses for the hashtag ad I didn't get my glasses playing chess together in late

[06:36:00] March he then went on to win a chess tournament and right now he's on the elo grind the tricky

[06:36:06] thing is he's also playing a dozen other games while balancing live streaming like your website

[06:36:12] Oh my website doesn't steal information about his games on this channel. Are you guys dumb generally because they are low elo games

[06:36:20] They're chaotic and crazy and funny, but today we're gonna lock in because this man

[06:36:26] Is playing a genius woman?

[06:36:29] Yes, yes, I

[06:36:33] Was waiting for this video

[06:36:37] Not this plunder bullshit. I was waiting for this

[06:36:42] I'll show you a bunch of games in this video that had over 80% accuracy and hopefully they're

[06:36:49] aspiring for the beginners and over 80% accuracy chat.

[06:36:55] Scripted, glazed, scripted, scripted, glazed.

[06:36:58] How much did you pay him?

[06:36:59] Extra topping, glazed, glazed, G1.

[06:37:02] I had to close chest.

[06:37:04] Glazing, larping, leather.

[06:37:06] Too bad.

[06:37:07] I'm not a fan of everybody giving me chat.

[06:37:09] intermedia players that watch this channel, because honestly chess is not like how it

[06:37:13] used to be. A 400 elo in 2026 could have been like 900 elo five years ago. The entire

[06:37:21] rating ladder is skewing lower because of all of the beginners that are coming into

[06:37:25] the game, and then you kind of get trapped in low elo because everybody actually has

[06:37:29] pretty decent skills. So take a look at these four games that I'm going to show you, three

[06:37:35] games where he played with the white pieces, and then one game where he played with the

[06:37:38] black pieces uh if i didn't say chess i said chess and if i just said hello to nobody well

[06:37:43] hello to all of you watching at home because this is honestly quite impressive all right now

[06:37:48] obviously at 400 you're still gonna make one move blunders and things are gonna be crazy

[06:37:52] but jinxi really likes to play this setup in the london developing his knight and his bishop

[06:37:57] and opening doesn't particularly matter like there's no one size fits all opening at 400

[06:38:02] as long as you're developing your pieces and you have some sort of a plan that's good black

[06:38:06] here plays the move G5. So what I always like to tell people and I do guys, I'm not saying

[06:38:11] a chess series on the channel called the slow run where I said the rating ladder. You kind

[06:38:15] of have open checkpoints. So this is clearly a violation of the opening. This is not really

[06:38:21] how it's supposed to look. You guys are right. It's annoying. All right, we're going to go

[06:38:24] here and black plays. You guys are actually playing some kind of ridiculous pawn rush

[06:38:30] at us, which is normal for beginner love. Hell him to watch. He doesn't want to watch

[06:38:34] And the concrete threat is to play pawn to f4, try to move to bishop.

[06:38:37] So first, how do you react to stupid stuff in the open?

[06:38:39] The best move is probably e3, just stopping that.

[06:38:44] And the other benefit of e3 is that you can get queen to h5 check.

[06:38:48] Whenever the opponent moves all the king side pawns early, there's these sneaky diagonal

[06:38:53] checks on the king that disturb the equilibrium over there.

[06:38:56] Anyway, jingxi plays f4, so he stops it with the f pawn, which is fine.

[06:39:02] takes and takes and then plays Bishop d6 actually black has not played

[06:39:05] Don's chance is one game away from Grandmaster say you swear to God say you

[06:39:11] swear to God he's one game away me one game

[06:39:32] What is he doing?

[06:39:47] See all the meth?

[06:39:52] I'm thinking emoji what's happening right now?

[06:40:14] Tell Don says join call fast. Tell Don says join call fast.

[06:40:17] I can't miss his Grandmaster game.

[06:40:19] Peloton has to uncall fast.

[06:40:21] I can't miss his Grandmaster game.

[06:40:53] a cinch jungle do you know what it's like what is that no what is that like wait

[06:40:57] don't ask can you screen share and turn up game volume I'm not gonna distract you

[06:41:00] I just want to watch and get into your mind okay Jensie one went away from

[06:41:06] Jim playing guns cinch jungle is like your one went away from winning the

[06:41:11] World Cup and the enemy goalie is the disabled kid from the kindergarten do

[06:41:17] you know what I mean don't has GM wait is it GM

[06:41:22] if you win this game you're GM

[06:41:25] unofficially yes what do you mean by unofficially so the way it works is that

[06:41:30] yeah so in master plus the way it works that every day at 3 a.m. Eastern so like

[06:41:35] noon PST the ladder updates and everybody that's in the top thousand gets

[06:41:39] promoted to grandmaster top 300 gets promote the challenger and everyone

[06:41:43] below that gets them outed so I mean said I if I were to like not play at all

[06:42:00] What WGNC

[06:42:08] Wow

[06:42:10] He did not get D-Dost, bro

[06:42:13] adding delay

[06:42:17] Okay, so the enemy singe just starting wrappers this game which means that he has two options

[06:42:21] The first option is he's gonna three-camp his red side and then afterwards gang bot second option is he goes wrappers

[06:42:26] Crags red and then folk there's rest of his top side

[06:42:28] So what I'm gonna do is how I'm gonna actually like help my team around that is what after I clear my raptors. I'm going to

[06:42:36] I'm gonna clear raptors and then afterwards

[06:42:38] I'm gonna ping my team that he could be looking for a gang fought because his three count time dude delay yourself

[06:42:44] Hey, bro. I'm

[06:42:46] I'm looking at a stream that has delay. I

[06:42:50] Don't need to add delay. So what's up? I'm being under turret right now. I'm inside. I'm not immune to delay

[06:42:56] Is not gonna gang fought so we just saw a sin cross over here. So is it gonna look fuck you?

[06:43:02] So that tells us having a conversation

[06:43:04] Contest crab in about a minute. We know for a fact that the sinch is gonna be on the ballcrab is gonna be on the top

[06:43:10] So we're gonna be trading crabs right now

[06:43:12] So since the sinch is also carrying towards top as well

[06:43:15] I can do grump before blue because the thing is that when you do blue first it makes it say don't run out of mana

[06:43:20] I sacrum on your first clear which is better for like if you want to like contest the crab

[06:43:25] But since we won't have to contest the crab this game because he's talking to us up. We're gonna be fine

[06:43:29] Yeah, fuck you high-vives

[06:43:31] So I'm just like keeping my eyes right now on the Lucian because if that Lucian gank looks good, I'm going to look there, but I can also look towards mid as well.

[06:43:41] Now the one reason why I'm apprehensive about mid gank is because you know for a fact that Synder is about to be on top crab.

[06:43:46] So Synder kills on top crab and I go mid, then we're probably going to fight it 2v2.

[06:43:50] But the thing is that really 2v2 hits the mid gank.

[06:43:54] Wait, lock in. Sorry.

[06:44:00] I don't have CTE, I'm just...

[06:44:05] So now what's going to happen is our central insect for kill on the Luxe.

[06:44:09] Just going to walk up here.

[06:44:12] Gonna hover.

[06:44:13] There isn't really a play that I could do, it would be way too forced, I'm just going to end up resigning here.

[06:44:18] Yes, sir.

[06:44:19] Understood.

[06:44:20] Okay.

[06:44:21] So now on our first back, what we're going to do is we're going to hover.

[06:44:24] I don't have autism.

[06:44:25] Then afterwards we get our Orcal Lens here and then afterwards we can run out of base and then look on the top bank.

[06:44:29] The reason why I can look on the top down here is because I have a little bit of downtime where I can look for a small window of opportunity that doesn't actually impact my full clear timing.

[06:44:40] So we're just going to walk here.

[06:44:42] I mean I want him to like...

[06:44:44] Nah, nope.

[06:44:46] So I'm going to sit back for a second.

[06:44:48] So usually my chat's opposite so you guys are excited.

[06:44:50] You just want to say no.

[06:44:51] So we're going to smite his cannon, perfect just like that, and then we also chat for the kill.

[06:44:57] Perfect.

[06:44:58] So we try the counter, we got the kill, it's good, it's good, it's good.

[06:45:03] So now what we're going to do is we're going to know intuitively that the first counter

[06:45:07] attack that this game was the Raptors, right?

[06:45:09] Yeah, I'm going to take notes.

[06:45:11] I know GenC doesn't take notes, but I literally played like Dante's.

[06:45:14] The Raptors just spawned and he wasn't active on the map.

[06:45:17] So that means when, so now we know for a fact, so I'm just going to be around and share, or

[06:45:22] his own other Pobedy gang bot, but it doesn't look like he's looking for a gang bot.

[06:45:25] So what we're going to do is we're just going to play for this now, and then we're going

[06:45:28] I don't want to play around with the dragon.

[06:45:31] It's not me, huh?

[06:45:34] So I'm just going to join over here.

[06:45:36] We're going to see if there's an opportunity.

[06:45:38] The Lux isn't really that far ahead.

[06:45:40] This guy's like tweaking in the chat.

[06:45:41] These guys are tweaking.

[06:45:43] Stop tweaking.

[06:45:43] I'm going to look towards bot.

[06:45:44] So the thing is, the enemy bot is crashing,

[06:45:46] and they're relatively low.

[06:45:47] So they could be gank opportunity there.

[06:45:50] Mid flash is still up.

[06:45:51] So I'm going to scroll up here.

[06:45:53] It doesn't look like my team pinged anyone's flashes.

[06:45:55] So we know for a fact that even if we look for a bot

[06:45:57] Now they're all good.

[06:45:58] Nothing could be like down.

[06:45:59] So they would have everything.

[06:46:00] Okay.

[06:46:01] So now what I'm going to do is I'm going to look towards mid because I see fights are

[06:46:04] breaking out.

[06:46:05] I'm going to look bot.

[06:46:06] Midgank looks kind of whatever.

[06:46:07] Botgank actually looks more possible than the top, than the mid one does.

[06:46:10] So now I'm just going to like go for this, and then I'm going to try to look for this.

[06:46:13] Wise 5 feet in the chat.

[06:46:15] Looking good.

[06:46:16] That's us.

[06:46:17] Yeah, it is.

[06:46:18] It is.

[06:46:19] So now we're going to go into this tank.

[06:46:23] So unfortunately our disabled piece of shit barred misses his Q, which is what it is.

[06:46:26] It's like you could have flash cleat, it would have been a double kill, but instead you decide that you wanted to wake up this morning and be a failure.

[06:46:31] So as a result, we don't get any kills, but the crab is spawning.

[06:46:34] So what we're going to do now is we're going to play with the crab, and then afterwards Dragon is going to be spawning soon too.

[06:46:38] Top lane gets solo kills, so now we have winning top, that's really good.

[06:46:41] So the reason why getting this crab is super important, Jinx, is because I want you to notice two timers.

[06:46:45] The first one is that this is at 21, and the second one is that I'm almost level 6.

[06:46:50] So it means that since I have a camp advantage by getting this crab versus a singed,

[06:46:54] I'm going to be level 6 with ultimate, he won't be, and I also have my 1000 damage to my 3000.

[06:46:59] So by forcing this dragon, it's not actually a 50-50, it ends up becoming more favorite for us, because we have the advantages on it.

[06:47:10] So now we're just going to run through. Nice, Samira's farming bot, unlucky.

[06:47:14] So it looks like Team is still fighting the singe though, so they ended up getting the singe, that's good.

[06:47:17] Now they just have to do this. I mean that's I guess like my fault, I thought Samira would be closer, but it is or it is.

[06:47:23] Like I should just like held off and waited, okay, so our team doesn't want to finish dragon cool nice

[06:47:31] Getting mad

[06:47:40] So now I'm gonna look top so looking top on this timer

[06:47:43] I want to look at the mini wave jr. See leave about this when we leave call let him walk in

[06:47:48] So turret so off is gonna want to push the center turret so it dies, right?

[06:47:52] So now what we do is we just walk top. We smite the cannon and then we also get the kill

[06:47:59] Basically

[06:48:02] Yeah, here's it here's how it works here's how it works, right?

[06:48:06] When you talk when you talk about what you're doing you actually perform better than if you're just like silent

[06:48:14] Because when you talk about what you're doing is you you catch

[06:48:22] have smite and we're also gonna have ghost so we're gonna have a lot of wind conditions

[06:48:26] out which will allow us to actually fight this and have a really good fight uh break out so i'm

[06:48:31] doing all of a sudden just looking towards this because there's a chance that sinch actually

[06:48:34] forces a dragon here so we're gonna have to be careful so i'm looking at the sinch he's walking

[06:48:38] up this means that he's very likely nice meet your pediment are you bullying are you bullying me

[06:48:44] for my stupid pediment six yes i have 64 are you that asshole this is actually giving me a lot of

[06:48:48] information it's the year 2022 by the way that he didn't clear his top his

[06:48:53] topside now why do I everyone except vice on the main series

[06:48:58] say hi to me only for genius I that he cleared was his bot side so that's why

[06:49:02] when I walk into his jungle now all of his camps are up and then we can just

[06:49:05] take all of this so we're gonna start off by going his blue then after his blue

[06:49:09] we're gonna look on his wolves the reason why we're going blue wolves and to

[06:49:12] gromp is because the it's inch decides I come and bite me it's a lot easier for

[06:49:16] me to escape by going for the ground, then it is for me to look for the ground, uh,

[06:49:20] then made for me to leave.

[06:49:21] You have a better escape route.

[06:49:22] Yeah.

[06:49:23] Exactly.

[06:49:24] Yes.

[06:49:25] So now we're hovering over this.

[06:49:27] We know that cinches, but we have to just say this sort of this.

[06:49:30] So now while I'm doing these cards, I'm looking towards top.

[06:49:32] Sorry, I don't even know who I just replied to.

[06:49:35] It just wanted to just.

[06:49:40] What was that?

[06:49:41] Yes.

[06:49:42] I

[06:49:46] Thunder what? Yeah, you can

[06:49:50] So now we're gonna look here you saw how Lucian was walking up

[06:49:54] Yeah, okay, so Lucian was walking up the only reason you ever see what he was inches on the grubs

[06:50:00] Yeah, I'm taking notes

[06:50:03] Don't think I'm like just sitting here

[06:50:05] Mindlessly looking at it play for a cinch

[06:50:08] I'm taking notes.

[06:50:09] I'm taking notes.

[06:50:10] I'm going to ping my bot side, and we're going to look.

[06:50:13] So now we saw Blitzcrank running through.

[06:50:14] I'm hungry now.

[06:50:15] I'm just going to run away.

[06:50:16] I'm going to order some food.

[06:50:17] Make sure I eat.

[06:50:18] And then after what I'm going to do is I'm going to go for a kill here.

[06:50:20] Now the reason why I'm doing this is because if I reset right now, I just put my bot side

[06:50:24] counts.

[06:50:25] I won't actually have like a consistent full clear, because Wolves still need 45 seconds.

[06:50:30] So we know that Olaf has no flash, and he has no ult.

[06:50:32] So if I win in this bush, he's going to fight the clutch.

[06:50:35] Badass.

[06:50:36] Whatever, it's fine.

[06:50:39] We'll just, might Kleds count in cause he engaged early.

[06:50:42] I don't know, can I know why?

[06:50:45] Okay.

[06:50:48] So, now what we're gonna do is we're gonna reset, and then now our camps are gonna be synced with 20 seconds, right?

[06:50:54] So we're gonna be able to easily look for a...

[06:50:57] It's not looking good.

[06:50:58] ...bottletop vote clear, and then afterwards we should be able to vote.

[06:51:00] What if Kled do bad, he engaged slowly?

[06:51:02] Yeah, so the thing about clad is that behind me all of the fucking moron, right?

[06:51:05] So if clad just walks up the office gonna instantly go in on him

[06:51:08] So instead of us having to fight all off here where he can run away

[06:51:11] He could have baited the Olaf into fighting here so that he's way further away from his turret. You know what I mean?

[06:51:18] Yes, sir

[06:51:19] He didn't move

[06:51:23] Not as you're scary when you're in your games

[06:51:27] You honestly something cool, Janksie. I'm gonna eat a snack because I don't

[06:51:30] I'm going to eat a snack though, so now we're going to do is we're going to put a focus

[06:51:39] on top.

[06:51:40] So I'm looking now at the minimap to find out what my next timer I want to play for

[06:51:44] is.

[06:51:45] So Dragon's down for three minutes.

[06:51:46] We can't play for that.

[06:51:47] Blue buff is down for two minutes 30.

[06:51:48] We can't play for that.

[06:51:51] Rift held is down for four minutes.

[06:51:52] We can't play for that.

[06:51:53] So the only play that we can look for is actually a gang.

[06:51:56] So what we're going to do is we're going to look at lane states.

[06:51:58] I mean mid laner is pushing in, I mean top laner is pushing in, I mean bot laner is going to be pushing in, so what we're going to do is because we're going to say that your knife is too damn expensive.

[06:52:07] We're going to actually look for a top gank here and then afterwards we can look for a reset and then maybe look on a bot gank too. So if I can hold my ult then I'll want to save it.

[06:52:15] Did you just tube in your mouth there?

[06:52:17] Yeah, but it's fine.

[06:52:18] Well that means they can pay for it, but your knife is too expensive.

[06:52:22] So now we're just going to reset on the reason why is because the enemy ult is not up.

[06:52:25] flavor is this so this is gonna sound like an ad. This is gonna sound like an ad. I promise it's not a

[06:52:31] hashtag ad. Dorito Danimita. This chip, chelé Le Mans, is the best chips on the market. If you

[06:52:41] get these, you will get addicted. I'm not kidding.

[06:52:45] So now the thing is that we saw Sinja in the bot side, right, and we know that botgank

[06:52:57] isn't ready.

[06:53:00] Oh no.

[06:53:02] Oh my.

[06:53:04] No, I guess that's my bad.

[06:53:10] Anyways, so now we're gonna have to do is out of base. We have a few timers on responding

[06:53:15] So the crab is spawning topside the grump is spawning 30 seconds

[06:53:20] Blue buff spawning grump is spawning. So I see them my Bart is recalling like hello

[06:53:25] So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna order them around like a slave

[06:53:27] I'm gonna say barge you're gonna fucking invade this with me and you're gonna like it

[06:53:30] So now we ping him like this right and the thing is every support is submissive

[06:53:34] So if you sit there and you're just very commanding with them

[06:53:36] Then they just like really enjoy being led around like a dog on okay something sounds

[06:53:40] Yes. Perfect.

[06:53:43] So now what we do is we look for the crab and then our bar is here. So I'm gonna put on this grump.

[06:53:51] So, Cladd is fighting Olaf. I'm gonna just like look up here. So...

[06:53:56] So Cladd is probably gonna die. Nice, he doesn't die. So now we know that this grump is up. We have to fight on this.

[06:54:05] And I would just take this in front of the singe face.

[06:54:07] So now he sits in the car chair while he watches us take all this fucking juicy jungle camps

[06:54:11] And he knows that there's nothing you can do to satisfy them the way that I can does that make sense

[06:54:18] Perfect so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the so there's a few things that I haven't done today

[06:54:22] I don't know if you guys care. I haven't eaten. I've eaten three chips

[06:54:29] And so I haven't drinking I

[06:54:33] Haven't drank an ounce of water

[06:54:37] Why is because I want to get as fast so I was wondering why my hands were shaking and why I was lightheaded

[06:54:43] And I think I'm finding the reason I think I'm finding the reasons

[06:54:54] Turn it up so we can actually look for I'm in place here, so I'm gonna be walking up like this

[06:55:01] So there's no play opportunity there, it's not cancer

[06:55:03] Yo, you guys are worse than fucking Google. It's not fucking cancer, and I'm not gonna die in two minutes

[06:55:11] And then let's try and click smith he doesn't find any play

[06:55:17] We don't have a grown so the promise that I walk into this bush

[06:55:20] I might actually just on a dime, but our clet is seeping bot

[06:55:23] So all we need is for a bar to be willing to kill himself for the greater good of the team

[06:55:28] Some Bard walks in and kills himself, but it's a really good thing

[06:55:33] Oh, no, I was not good.

[06:55:38] Oh.

[06:55:41] Oh.

[06:55:46] So I see that.

[06:55:47] Don says it's not scared.

[06:55:49] I think I'm scared sometimes.

[06:55:57] So now we're going to do is we're just going to start building towards this item.

[06:56:02] Yep, that's an intense one because the promise that every I'm telling every game of League of Legends is playing hot potato with the one fucking piece of

[06:56:09] Shit that wants to lose and unfortunately for us. We're the one that caught the potato this game

[06:56:16] The one and five Samira

[06:56:18] I

[06:56:25] Chat was that was I a piece of shit when I was playing league like was I the piece of shit that wanted to lose

[06:56:29] Okay, so all flashes and fucking this all down

[06:56:35] Which is unfortunate

[06:56:37] Because the problem of this game is I need to like make crazy place work

[06:56:40] Is if I don't and I don't like secure the craziest lead ever then we just end up losing right?

[06:56:45] So what we're gonna do now is we're gonna see if we can play on this Herald right

[06:56:49] because the thing is that our team is resetting, the Herald is the next

[06:56:52] objective up, but Noris is running it down again, so that's fun.

[06:57:02] Yep yep, no I'm good. I took a lot of caffeine before so I'm actually kind of

[06:57:08] tweaking a little bit, but it's okay. I can like control myself. Alright, so now we're

[06:57:15] going to do is we're going to play on these trucks and then I'm going to look towards

[06:57:17] this Herald. So the Herald hasn't been started yet, we know that Alph has nothing. So I'm

[06:57:22] going to be looking for some kind of player on top because I know that Alph's pushing

[06:57:25] in because I saw him on the minimap earlier. And nothing's here. Cool. So now we're going

[06:57:38] Now if I run towards my raptors, I don't think there's a chance that they're waiting for me to kill me on there.

[06:57:44] Sorry, not for this.

[06:57:48] And then, if we fight a team fight, the problem is that my only real, like, human being on the team right now is the Kled.

[06:57:53] So if I fight outside of where my Kled is, then it's very, very, very bad.

[06:57:57] Ketter doesn't have a fucking brain.

[06:58:04] Yep, for now.

[06:58:05] like later on the syndrome is going to become a human but not yet

[06:58:24] oh god that was huge okay so now we do is we back off and then I'm gonna play on

[06:58:34] enemies red and I'm mostly gonna check their crugs. So Jinxy. I was gonna say

[06:58:38] there's a tip that you can have so there's this trick that you can buy

[06:58:40] called Oracle Lens which actually shows like enemy wards and unseen stuff. And if

[06:58:45] you walk... fuck. Yeah but it's okay. It's okay. It's gonna take a lot of caffeine

[06:58:52] earlier. So now we're gonna just ignore the advice. So now what we're gonna do is we're

[06:58:55] gonna look for the Ruby Crystal, double Ruby, and then we're gonna put on a long

[06:58:58] sword because we know a bit of health now right so now ripped herald is up all

[06:59:07] this up in like three seconds and we have our ghost up to so what I'm doing

[06:59:15] is I'm like jerking off over here and the reason why is because if they're

[06:59:17] waiting in this question they try using a skill shot to hit me then they're not

[06:59:21] able to actually land it like I'm just like moving in a very weird Chitry way

[06:59:25] Yeah, all all I've eaten today is airheads for Doritos

[06:59:30] Some we're gonna do is in a red bull. Is that bad?

[06:59:36] And now we're just gonna leave this Harold because the thing is on my team scales very well, right?

[06:59:40] So because of that what I want to do is like even if like we have to give an objective

[06:59:45] It doesn't matter because like the end result is that it's gonna be better for us long term

[06:59:50] As long as you don't feed them. Yeah, exactly exactly

[06:59:55] Oh yeah, can we get a cheer for him?

[06:59:58] Let's see where I want to enter the fight from.

[07:00:01] So we see it off is going in.

[07:00:04] Nice, no chess.

[07:00:05] That's one kill.

[07:00:07] Fucking piece of shit, Bard!

[07:00:10] Fucking piece of shit, fucking bastard!

[07:00:13] Okay, so now we're just going to look for the rest of the kill.

[07:00:19] All right, well that's the starting

[07:00:49] Okay, so now the reason why we add the colon P at the end of Jinxie is that the bar doesn't

[07:01:06] feel like we're just like flaming him and he feels like I'm his like friend, you know.

[07:01:17] I gotta get like, um, do I have any more?

[07:01:23] I, I, I ate all of them.

[07:01:27] As long as we put on the dragon, that's gonna be good enough.

[07:01:34] Dude, I've never seen you this intense.

[07:01:36] Yeah.

[07:01:37] No, I got this, I got this.

[07:01:38] I'm pretty thirsty right now.

[07:01:47] Ah, fuck.

[07:01:53] Okay chat, what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get a snack and I need to drink water

[07:02:00] Because I could feel myself tweaking a little bit.

[07:02:04] All good.

[07:02:05] Happens.

[07:02:06] So that just fucking blows because the thing is that the reason why I walked to this pit earlier

[07:02:11] Was because there was actually an angle for me to ult on the enemies like Lucian and Lux

[07:02:15] And we would have instantly won the fight but the promise of the second that I went for that this singed use an ability

[07:02:20] That threw me away from the angle that wanted to go for so it's like literally just because that fucking piece of shit

[07:02:26] You saw one ability. We didn't just completely wiped down me team and get Baron, but it's okay

[07:02:32] It's okay

[07:02:34] It's okay because the thing is that it could be worse right like

[07:02:37] Our two and nine 80s it could be like two and ten right so it's like it's not as bad as it could be

[07:02:42] right Janksie

[07:02:44] Uh, uh, yep.

[07:02:49] It's okay.

[07:02:51] It's great.

[07:02:53] It's great.

[07:02:55] It's great.

[07:02:56] I got cheese and crackers and they got that's fucking great.

[07:03:00] Oh, we thought this round of that can hold me up until then.

[07:03:09] Right.

[07:03:10] So now we're going to do this.

[07:03:10] We're going to look for the, uh, ball side and then afterwards we're going to

[07:03:13] if we look towards something that.

[07:03:23] All right, so now the blue buff is up.

[07:03:24] So what we can do is we can just look for the blue.

[07:03:28] And then after the blue, we can look for maybe like bot

[07:03:30] side clear or something.

[07:03:34] Ooh, Baizi.

[07:03:35] What is this, ooo emote?

[07:03:59] Oh no.

[07:04:01] guys

[07:04:12] So the good news is that we have Bard right and what he can do here is he can actually

[07:04:16] Press his ultimate on the turrets and make it so the enemy team cannot hit the turrets for like three seconds

[07:04:21] So they shouldn't be able to end as long as Bard presses alt on the turrets right now

[07:04:24] Like this guy needs to kill himself JNC like in game this guy needs to fucking die

[07:04:29] I'm not sure if I'll be able to kill the other two as well, but...

[07:04:39] I swear to god it was a snipple.

[07:05:09] Anyway, so you're going to play League now?

[07:05:12] Me, huh?

[07:05:14] I'm going to, well, no, I'm going to watch the reveal

[07:05:19] of the new season of SEA, and then I'm

[07:05:20] going to watch the grand finals, which

[07:05:22] I'll have in a couple of minutes.

[07:05:23] But yeah, I'll be on later.

[07:05:29] Are you only two wins away from GM now, right?

[07:05:36] Yep, we're only two wins away.

[07:05:39] Jynx, do you know what it feels like?

[07:05:46] Uh, what?

[07:05:49] It feels like I just watched a bus full of kids that I've been tutoring in math for

[07:05:55] a year, got completely blown up and blown to smithereens.

[07:06:00] It's like I'm sitting there and I was just sitting there and I was like getting hyped.

[07:06:03] I was like, oh, they're going to the Grand Finals math competition.

[07:06:06] And then one day we're like going down, right?

[07:06:09] driving down the highway and then I see off to the side that there's a bazooka and that bazooka is

[07:06:14] named Samira Jinxi and then it goes to and ten in my fucking game and then I just see a complete

[07:06:20] missile launcher being launched right and I just see it battling towards the boss and in the last

[07:06:25] moments before disaster I'm just sitting there and I'm like wow this is how it ends isn't it

[07:06:31] and then everything just descends into chaos and I feel nothing does that make sense?

[07:06:35] So you're, um, you're happy?

[07:06:42] Chinksy, why the fuck would I be happy if a bus full of kids that I've been treating

[07:06:49] got blown up?

[07:06:53] Um, are you laughing?

[07:07:00] Yeah, it was a snub one.

[07:07:07] So listen, bro, can I give you a speech? You always give me speeches. Let me give you one.

[07:07:12] Okay, I'm listening.

[07:07:13] Loud equals funny.

[07:07:15] The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows.

[07:07:18] There is a very mean and nasty place. And I don't care how tough you are. It will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

[07:07:28] me or nobody is going to hit as hard as life, but it ain't about how hard you can hit. It's

[07:07:36] about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving

[07:07:42] forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out

[07:07:47] and get what you're worth. But you've got to be willing to take the hits. And I don't

[07:07:52] want to see you pointing fingers at nobody because I fucked it up. Fuck.

[07:07:57] I fucked it up! I fucked it up!

[07:08:01] JINGSIE! JINGSIE! I FUCKED IT UP!

[07:08:03] JINGSIE! JINGSIE! JINGSIE!

[07:08:06] Are you listening?

[07:08:08] Yep.

[07:08:09] It was gracious watching every day we had the tribulations.

[07:08:14] Did the time come for you to be your own man and take on the world?

[07:08:18] And you did, but so were along the line.

[07:08:21] And you stopped doing you.

[07:08:24] You let people stick a finger in your face and tell you you're no good.

[07:08:27] And with this job hard, you started looking for something to play.

[07:08:31] Like a big shadow.

[07:08:34] Like a big shadow

[07:08:39] The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place, and I don't care how tough you are

[07:08:46] It will beat you to your knees and keep me there permanently

[07:08:50] You know, buddy, it's gonna hit as hard as life, but it ain't about how hard

[07:08:56] It's about how hard you can get here and keep moving forward how much you can take

[07:09:04] It's about never stopping Jinxy. We gotta always fucking keep moving forward, bro!

[07:09:20] The title should be I'm Huge Today. Alright?

[07:09:25] Yeah?

[07:09:27] The music plan.

[07:09:28] You weren't put on this planet to proc create.

[07:09:37] You weren't put on this planet to get a job.

[07:09:42] You weren't even put on this planet to spread positivity into the world, that's us.

[07:09:48] You were put on this planet to be the greatest goddamn jungler in the history of League of Legends.

[07:09:57] But you're gonna do no chat all the way. I just fell off. Yeah, I fell off

[07:10:10] Jinxie I just fell off. It's like I could have spent all these years

[07:10:14] For cancer. Yes, I could have spent all these years

[07:10:19] People I could have spent all these years

[07:10:27] But instead, I chose the noble path!

[07:10:32] Instead, I stayed in my room for 12 hours a day, mindlessly queuing and going again and again and again.

[07:10:43] And when I get into it, I make my teammates feel like shit.

[07:10:48] And when I perform, I make the enemy team feel like shit!

[07:10:54] That's worth more than a million doctors!

[07:10:57] It's worth more than a cure for AIDS!

[07:11:02] That, Jinxie, is motivation and pride, and it is priceless!

[07:11:07] It's time?

[07:11:10] Yes, yes.

[07:11:12] Yep.

[07:11:14] Yep.

[07:11:18] Well, that's...

[07:11:24] All right, I'll see you later.

[07:11:26] I'm going to leave you to it.

[07:11:29] Nice.

[07:11:29] I'm literally going to be I'm going

[07:11:31] to be gone for like three hours, but see time

[07:11:34] and you're not Grandmaster.

[07:11:37] Your ass is grass.

[07:11:38] Bro. Damn.

[07:11:40] My ass is grass and you're the fucking lawnmower.

[07:11:42] You know what I mean?

[07:11:43] Yes.

[07:11:44] That's that's I'm going to leave you to what?

[07:11:46] Your two games off Grandmaster.

[07:11:48] Be great, bro.

[07:11:49] What?

[07:11:50] All right, man.

[07:11:51] I got you.

[07:11:53] Bro, Chad, is it bad that my hands are shaking?

[07:11:55] I know you will. I know you will, son.

[07:11:58] Now, Chad.

[07:12:01] I think he's gonna lose his mind for that.

[07:12:05] I think he's gonna lose his mind.

[07:12:06] It's not cancer.

[07:12:07] I'm telling you guys, you guys are worse than fucking...

[07:12:09] If I ask Chad, you could see, what is this fucking, like, red dot on me, bro?

[07:12:16] Chad, you could see that as it's fucking cancer,

[07:12:17] and then I'm gonna die in five minutes if I don't go to the ER.

[07:12:20] You guys are worse!

[07:12:21] I buy change game to our sixth class get it right now.

[07:12:25] What do you got to say to the people back home?

[07:12:27] You will be able to see some chat.

[07:12:30] Rainbow sixth seed.

[07:12:32] Yes indeed.

[07:12:33] Okay.

[07:12:34] Dark Zero just prior to Faze the Cloud.

[07:12:36] But the next stage is still even here.

[07:12:39] Well, before I send you off, do you have a prediction?

[07:12:42] I know it's not a Brazilian team, but Dark Zero Shopify Rebellion.

[07:12:47] Who's going to win?

[07:12:48] I'm sure that is here. 100% and Akino father.

[07:12:53] Incredible. Thank you, Raza.

[07:12:55] Akino.

[07:12:56] Big winner here for the USA in our show match.

[07:12:59] But we have our season reveal page,

[07:13:02] very importantly, coming up next.

[07:13:04] It is Operation System Override leading off

[07:13:07] before we get into our grand finale.

[07:13:09] Delay, delay, remove delay, remove delay, remove delay.

[07:13:14] Remove delay, Maruda, remove delay.

[07:13:18] Fuck!

[07:13:31] I'm removing delay.

[07:13:33] There we go.

[07:13:35] It's not F. It's not fucking F. Shut up!

[07:13:41] Also, why put F in my chat?

[07:13:47] I do that.

[07:13:55] What is it then?

[07:13:57] Ah, I'm gonna fucking snap.

[07:13:59] Wait, should I take a selfie with chat?

[07:14:02] Hold up, chat, watch.

[07:14:11] Upload a picture.

[07:14:17] your chat smile smile smile i'm not kidding smile chat hold on i'm going to make my chat big

[07:14:30] Pete chat should i do a peace sign without murder appeal

[07:14:35] ah can't get you guys right in the angle now what do we want wait i look like a fucking chud

[07:14:41] Hold on. Fix it. Right 3.0. Yes. There you go. New map. Yes. No, it's still looking like a chud.

[07:14:48] Hold on. Let me fix my hair. Yes. My hair has to be. Not mad at it.

[07:14:54] Chas, make sure you guys look good, okay? Don't fuck up the camera. Nightmaps. Yes.

[07:15:01] What a little peace sign. What else do we want?

[07:15:05] I'm asking what we want in the new season of our six and you typed jiggle physics. Yep, just shared it. Are you dead ass?

[07:15:16] Jiggle physics. Your content has been six. This is submitted. Oh, who?

[07:15:26] are you dead ass jiggle physics your content has been six since this

[07:15:32] submitted who nerf shields oh my god you took the words out of my mouth Henry

[07:15:39] think with the prime stuff the season reveals should be in a couple of minutes

[07:15:43] chat Henry think with the prime stuff before thinking about the prime stuff

[07:15:47] gonzo thinking about the prime stuff proud thinking about it oh keep thinking

[07:15:50] about it oh texting about it oh so I can be bothered as soon as we can

[07:15:52] Can we see the photo?

[07:15:54] No, you're gonna see it on the main stream.

[07:15:57] You're gonna see it on the main stream.

[07:15:58] Somebody said a buck shield.

[07:16:00] Somebody else said four shield ops.

[07:16:03] Darth Maul skins.

[07:16:05] They're adding a shield nerf operator.

[07:16:07] Darth Maul skin collab.

[07:16:09] Yo, Baldi, when are you streaming?

[07:16:11] Jude, I'm three hours into the broadcast.

[07:16:14] Dip shit.

[07:16:17] My Q-Skin, Earth DMRs, jiggle physics on hash.

[07:16:21] Oh my gosh.

[07:16:22] Brother, that's not a real suggestion.

[07:16:24] Oh my God, there's high-vice top left.

[07:16:27] Where?

[07:16:28] Snickers for Darth Maul.

[07:16:32] Make Blackbeard's shield bigger.

[07:16:34] We need Dokeby's tits larger.

[07:16:35] Ma, it's perfectly banned.

[07:16:36] Which hour are we at?

[07:16:38] When is the stream starting?

[07:16:39] Where are we at?

[07:16:40] We'll be three hours in.

[07:16:41] Reached with the Twitch 5 subscription.

[07:16:42] W, recent, the chat, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

[07:16:50] minute. Is that a fucking cat? Quit streaming. All right. Zach, get off the screen. I know

[07:17:00] I don't mention this a lot. I don't mention this a lot, Chad. You missed it. Where? Chad,

[07:17:09] I know I don't mention this a lot, but I love your voice, Chad. Holds top left. Even though

[07:17:18] all of the trolling in the fucking I'm not the old guy

[07:17:21] before seven sometimes that again comes in at the wrong time

[07:17:26] what the fuck which I do love y'all boys bro name underscore is underscore alley just subscribe

[07:17:32] well they presented three months you fill off i remember the good old 25 k days i assume you

[07:17:39] got cancelled for racism hey i don't think i didn't fault i wasn't good at school i never had a

[07:17:48] job. I'm just going to assume I would have a terrible lot of job because I'm

[07:17:52] bottom right that does that look like me one thing that I genuinely enjoy doing

[07:17:59] in my whole life bro the one thing and because of y'all not me so that's

[07:18:08] hacking the mainframe let's hope for a good r6 reveal today let's hope for a

[07:18:12] good r6 announcement because next season we might be doing a little bit of

[07:18:16] and a new map and a new ledger division and champion shyce also chat where am I

[07:18:28] games coming soon y'all the games that we are doing soon Oscar the games that we are doing soon chat

[07:18:36] we're gonna call this chat what's the next month

[07:18:40] June

[07:18:42] June games

[07:18:43] I'm still waiting for me. I'm not top left. Oh

[07:18:50] Minecraft hardcore

[07:18:52] marathon

[07:18:54] with Ron

[07:18:56] Now chat I want to know what y'all thoughts are on this

[07:19:01] As y'all know Ron is good at Minecraft so should we nerf Ron and give him no armor

[07:19:08] If we do that stream ever end though, because remember chat, I'm brain dead.

[07:19:15] If you did that with the stream ever end or would it be a never ending stream?

[07:19:19] You would always lose in the dragon.

[07:19:21] It would be.

[07:19:23] What?

[07:19:24] No, too hard.

[07:19:25] It would never end.

[07:19:27] Okay, good advice.

[07:19:28] Hardcore Minecraft stream with run chat.

[07:19:31] Listen to this one.

[07:19:32] Y'all are good like this one.

[07:19:33] That's bad.

[07:19:34] Call of duty black ops three.

[07:19:36] Zombies Easter eggs.

[07:19:40] Oh, is there a way to do this without getting his IP grab me to play

[07:19:46] Call of Duty Black Ops three zombies and Black Ops two zombies

[07:19:50] and do Easter eggs on them for multiple years.

[07:19:53] I didn't do it because I'm a sack of shit in June.

[07:19:56] We're going to do it.

[07:19:58] Another game we're going to be playing in June.

[07:19:59] Chat Star Wars Battlefront 2

[07:20:04] Highly requested in person land highly requested game

[07:20:07] I think we're gonna do this when I do the Darth Maul cosplay day. Me. How?

[07:20:14] I think I'm sorry. I do the Darth Maul cosplay day the Darth Maul cosplay day is coming. Oh

[07:20:20] He tell us

[07:20:22] Can't say too much

[07:20:23] You know whatever's been shown up online is what are those you're gonna get out of us?

[07:20:27] What are the game?

[07:20:29] I call this a couple sneak peeks, but that's not for me to tell and introduce to you guys

[07:20:34] But definitely can look forward to it. What are you two is?

[07:20:38] Y'all gonna see in June, bro

[07:20:41] What about um?

[07:20:46] Gta subnautica to Gta story

[07:20:52] Apex legends, bro, yeah story guys. I don't think Gta story Gta story Gta story

[07:20:58] I don't even think streaming Battle Royale is possible, bro.

[07:21:04] Wait, I forgot, my God, last of us, one and two play throughs, chat.

[07:21:18] No, Jen, it's okay.

[07:21:20] This year, 2026, we're going to play a bunch of story games because we did Red Dead Redemption

[07:21:26] I love that game.

[07:21:28] What about GTA story though?

[07:21:29] Did you forget about it?

[07:21:30] I love that game.

[07:21:31] Last of us one and two playthroughs in June.

[07:21:34] Beautiful gore.

[07:21:35] I think this is a good start.

[07:21:37] It's a good start for June chat.

[07:21:38] I think it's a good start, y'all.

[07:21:40] Good fucking start.

[07:21:42] Will he get all of this done in June?

[07:21:44] This is going to be May 29th.

[07:21:46] Ron, I forgot to say.

[07:21:48] Me and Ron aren't only doing a hardcore Minecraft marathon together.

[07:21:53] I literally got Ron a whole ass set up. I think it's my chat. I'm building it Ron

[07:21:59] It's gonna be in tarpon Springs in my

[07:22:02] Me in tarpon Springs in my room. This is gonna be peak

[07:22:06] I don't know if it's gonna be three days long or a week long

[07:22:09] I honestly don't know called to be black ops three zombies Easter eggs with streamers. This is happening

[07:22:14] Oh, can they please?

[07:22:16] I want to see I want to see what's happening in the MC. I'm all cosplay and the last of us part one and two

[07:22:23] play through baby.

[07:22:27] Oh my God, this guy's just spamming why in my chat.

[07:22:30] And a bunch of other games.

[07:22:33] Cool, man.

[07:22:34] Now chat, without further ado, bro.

[07:22:38] I believe the R6 reveal is starting soon.

[07:22:40] I believe the R6 reveal is starting soon.

[07:22:42] What, infectively just changes the-

[07:22:45] Yeah, Pete, you can't just unban him and ban him again.

[07:22:48] And act like you did it.

[07:22:49] You can't do that, Pete.

[07:22:50] This should be happening soon, boys!

[07:22:52] game isn't it like you've you've said yourself you've been playing this game

[07:22:56] for like 10 years you've of course been at the top of the top I need a shield

[07:23:00] nerf Chad do we know what time it is do we know what time it is the above

[07:23:04] reveal I need I need cheaters are down to an all-time low and it's 528 they said

[07:23:13] 530 and it's 528 so technically two minutes no

[07:23:18] technically two minutes y'all

[07:23:21] That got introduced to it. I mean there's been just such a more aspect of seats that no other

[07:23:28] We have time for bingo or not

[07:23:34] Fuck

[07:23:36] How they like to play fuck amplify just to make everything that much better of an experience and that's the

[07:23:42] Haven't an amazing developer like you saw and also it's really cool

[07:23:45] It's brought direct to the sauce as well and all these people working behind the scenes the beds are the whole team

[07:23:50] I go fast bingo

[07:23:53] cheaters

[07:23:56] Hello passion think about a power girder think about a swimming in the bottom

[07:24:00] Nick the devourer up bro. It's happening in a week in a day

[07:24:06] Up

[07:24:08] Counter or in a minute in a minute in a minute in a minute in a minute fuck hurry. It should be in a minute. No chat

[07:24:13] All right, Jack O'Buff stop larking shut the fuck up

[07:24:19] Right as if you're 12 nerve, please say will I he

[07:24:27] Everything's gonna go smoothly Mark your place

[07:24:29] gonna watch this from me you're gonna get sat in the crowd like fox just

[07:24:33] said it there itself you can feel the energy you can feel the raw you're gonna

[07:24:36] get sat down with the fans have a conversation oh my god oh my god yes

[07:24:43] yes yes oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god here we go

[07:24:49] fucking bingo the biggest season of our six

[07:24:53] ever is being announced in 45 seconds here are the things we already know that

[07:24:58] coming. Ranked 3.0. We know that's coming. It's confirmed. New map. We know that's coming. We

[07:25:04] haven't seen the full map yet. And the Dokami rework. We know that's coming. Lock in. Let's go.

[07:25:11] Let's find out everything about the new season. Lock in, chat! Hold on. 25 seconds, come on!

[07:25:20] Oh my god. Here we go. How do I- Come on, come on, come on! Come on!

[07:25:28] Paragon skin. We need a new Paragon skin. You're right. If you're watching this on YouTube like and sub

[07:25:35] Or I'm gonna touch your vinyl in GTA. What?

[07:25:43] Lock it. I have very high expectations

[07:25:48] Very high expectations. Ridiculous shot.

[07:25:51] Everybody watching online from around the world. My name is Joshua Mills

[07:25:56] Hey Josh, and I'm here with Christopher Budgen live content game director

[07:26:02] We've been so excited to get back on stage. What is the status of 6-8?

[07:26:07] What is this guy doing? What? What?

[07:26:09] What the reaction to our plans really meant a lot?

[07:26:13] This was incredibly encouraging and it gave us the reassurance that we're headed in the right direction

[07:26:19] That progress that we started together

[07:26:21] continues today as we show you what will unfold in year 11 season 2 operation

[07:26:28] system over maximum volume lock-in operation system over at it's the

[07:26:34] name this season we're introducing reg 3.0 yeah yeah yes the Calypso casino map

[07:26:44] yes but first let's check in with the state of rainbow

[07:26:49] well organization that started it all has been reactivated after over two

[07:26:54] years of being shut down what does that mean now led by a six that refuses to

[07:26:59] stay behind the desk what oh they're showing our servers

[07:27:14] Who is that?

[07:27:24] Team 1 report

[07:27:33] They have their orders we need to go for mix so we're not shooting cameras

[07:27:44] Wait, you hear that? That was when you don't give me noise. Just hear that! That was when

[07:27:51] you don't give me noise!

[07:27:53] Your corner, Mix! Surrender!

[07:27:56] Mix? Who is that?

[07:27:59] One old man about to die!

[07:28:02] Whoa!

[07:28:04] I see your hundred seven. Turn your voice down.

[07:28:07] On your seven!

[07:28:09] Huh? What is it?

[07:28:11] I knew it. The new doggie blows up. The new doggie explodes. I knew it.

[07:28:25] We trusted each other. And it paid off.

[07:29:02] This is a good dog to be reworked.

[07:29:23] That's gonna be broken!

[07:29:26] What?

[07:29:28] No way, I'll simply call the defender's phone.

[07:29:32] Her primary ability now pushes malicious code to the target's device that can have devastating

[07:29:37] results if ignored.

[07:29:39] We call this the JGOPayload.

[07:29:42] The fucking what?

[07:29:43] This payload is precise, so only one defender can be targeted per attack.

[07:29:46] For those familiar with Demos, the primary mechanism is the same.

[07:29:50] You can select your individual trade with the open button.

[07:29:52] Brother, brother.

[07:29:53] Once the payload has been delivered, the target has a choice.

[07:29:57] quickly to disable it or suffer the consequences of which there are a few and none of them are pleasant

[07:30:03] oh just 50 days if they don't answer the call their phone detonates dealing direct damage

[07:30:08] currently tuned to the cost of 40 ht in addition they will also lose access to observation tools

[07:30:14] and some gadgets because they no longer have a way to connect to the network for the rest of the

[07:30:18] round this is especially devastating wait operators like my what an echo lastly upon

[07:30:24] On detonation, the phone will leave a small, short-lived area of fire, which will damage

[07:30:29] anyone who remains in it.

[07:30:31] The whole process completely destroys the phone, so Dokami will not be able to hack

[07:30:36] these destroyed phones either.

[07:30:38] We've tweaked how hacking works as well.

[07:30:40] Whoa!

[07:30:41] Look at that!

[07:30:42] You see the new kill?

[07:30:43] You see the new kill thing?

[07:30:45] Also shifted her overall pacing, as she now has more charges and faster cooldowns, but

[07:30:50] her calls are shorter and can be dismissed more quickly by the target, meaning every

[07:30:54] activation matters more.

[07:30:57] Bro, let's also reflect it in how her habitability-

[07:30:59] So, if your phone blows up, you can't access cameras.

[07:31:03] From anywhere, even through walls, but the intel you gain is temporary.

[07:31:08] Again, it's about making the right call at the right moment.

[07:31:12] On top of that, DokkaBee gets a tool for direct combat.

[07:31:16] the XK-23 assault rifle, a reliable, versatile option that gives more diversity in her loadout.

[07:31:22] And we're excited to see what you think. We know that there's been a lot of

[07:31:27] interest in these changes and how they would take shape, and we want to clarify that our

[07:31:31] role as a master means for Jokabee to remain a strong operator. She may require a bit more

[07:31:37] precision and coordination, but we want her to remain a valuable pick in the right situations

[07:31:43] and a force to be reckoned with in the hands of players so they want her to be broken okay so

[07:31:49] chris i need you to say i chris the game dev want her to be broken as always okay got it

[07:31:56] keeping a close eye on your feedback to assess whether she performs as intended finally if you

[07:32:02] buy the battle pass and you already owned okabe you'll receive 600 r6 credits at the beginning

[07:32:08] of the season combined with what you can earn throughout the battle pass progression that's

[07:32:12] That's enough our six credits to cover your battle pass this season and on top of that it also includes two black ice packs

[07:32:20] What

[07:32:23] To jumping back to our new primary weapon

[07:32:34] It's the perfect

[07:32:36] 20 run cut just subscribed for 23 months. Wow.

[07:32:43] Yo 20 run presented 23.

[07:32:48] Nice guys. New gun?

[07:32:53] Yep. Wait what?

[07:33:00] What?

[07:33:04] override by locking down key rotations and forcing would-be ambushers to think twice before pushing

[07:33:10] the result. What does that mean? Her track stingers are now more reliable and more punishing than ever.

[07:33:15] What? We streamlined her employment across the board making everything faster and more

[07:33:19] responsive so she can lock down space with less downtime. That's good, I like your thought.

[07:33:23] The real shift is how defenders must deal with their utility. Wait. Stepping on a track

[07:33:28] Stinger triggers a full limping effect for 10 seconds.

[07:33:32] What?

[07:33:33] What?

[07:33:34] It's not a bit of damage anymore.

[07:33:35] It's a real movement penalty that will completely compromise a rotation or a flank.

[07:33:40] And with increased durability from 1 HP to 35 HP, defenders are now forced to properly

[07:33:46] clear the traps if they want to save path.

[07:33:48] That's even bad.

[07:33:49] You can't just risk running through anymore.

[07:33:52] One misstep and you can just keep replying to the floor.

[07:33:53] Oh, I want to rank through 1L and then you map so bad.

[07:33:55] Oh my god.

[07:33:56] of these changes we've reduced the total number of track stickers down to three but each one is

[07:34:00] significantly more impactful making gridlocks area denial harder to ignore. 35 damage or 35 AC.

[07:34:07] Someone I mentioned in our last community checkpoint live stream it's someone you've all been asking

[07:34:11] about. Who? Well this BOSOX sister, Sophia. Uh, so you're here with sand mask? With sand mask?

[07:34:19] We saw a correction to her M762 assault rifle.

[07:34:22] With sand!

[07:34:23] Now!

[07:34:24] With just one step in a series of changes.

[07:34:25] We will be making changes for her incrementally, so we can monitor the impact and performance

[07:34:30] of each one.

[07:34:31] With sand!

[07:34:32] Now!

[07:34:33] At the launch of this season, Sophia is receiving her second change.

[07:34:35] She will now be a two-speed, two-health operator.

[07:34:38] Thank God!

[07:34:39] Doesn't...

[07:34:40] Reinforcing her flex role.

[07:34:45] We have the next adjustment for her slide at mid-season this season.

[07:34:48] Doesn't do anything.

[07:34:49] We've also made a series of smaller adjustments to a handful of other operators like increasing the range of both pulses cardiac sensor

[07:34:57] Not in my these guys

[07:34:59] I guess you gotta pop to this is on flank watch

[07:35:03] What and we can't talk about flank watch without mentioning nomad who are receiving two updates

[07:35:09] All grips will now be added to her ak 7 4m

[07:35:14] Okay, and the detection range of her air jabs has also been increased

[07:35:19] For the full details of our balancing updates, be sure to check out the patch notes on Rainbow6.com

[07:35:24] No Mac down above?

[07:35:25] In Siege, it's essential that players can compete together

[07:35:29] Wait

[07:35:29] Across PC and console

[07:35:30] And across inputs

[07:35:32] Whether that's controller or mouse and keyboard

[07:35:35] But in a competitive game like Siege, fairness is everything

[07:35:39] That's why we drew a clear line

[07:35:41] If you choose mouse and keyboard, you belong in the PC matchmaking pool

[07:35:45] There are no shortcuts and no exceptions

[07:35:49] Yeah

[07:35:52] Distance we developed mouse trap to detect players who are trying to bypass the system and to be very clear mouse trap bands

[07:36:00] Have already started and her enforcement will continue to ramp up throughout season two

[07:36:04] Jack if you use if you stand in the in the big two six

[07:36:07] Maybe the order to demand keyboard support is coming to console in season two and we'll release

[07:36:14] Fair play clear rules and more updates coming very soon on our channels

[07:36:19] Wow.

[07:36:20] And you, David.

[07:36:21] Now who's ready to rank 3.0?

[07:36:22] Come on, please be good, please be good, oh my god, please.

[07:36:28] Rank 3.0 isn't just an update,

[07:36:31] it's the future of competitive Siege.

[07:36:33] This is the evolution of our most played playlist,

[07:36:36] rebuilt around one clear vision.

[07:36:39] Fair matches, clear progression,

[07:36:42] and rewards that respect your time.

[07:36:44] First, placement matches are back,

[07:36:47] because every season.

[07:36:48] Yes!

[07:36:51] Thank God!

[07:36:59] Thank you!

[07:37:18] and trustworthy for everyone nice now progression rank 3.0 makes your journey

[07:37:24] easier to understand more satisfying decline and better at showing real

[07:37:28] improvement because when you win you should feel it

[07:37:32] when you lose it should still feel fair

[07:37:36] and a big way instead of losing you should fucking lose

[07:37:41] rank 3.0 rewards you for what really

[07:37:43] along

[07:37:45] and playing at your best

[07:37:47] seasonal headgear

[07:37:48] more competitive

[07:37:49] Alphapax now earn primarily

[07:37:52] through matches played

[07:37:53] not chased by how you climb

[07:37:55] because important

[07:37:56] comes from time spent in competition

[07:37:59] and ranks now finally respect that

[07:38:02] champ 3

[07:38:03] and when it comes to your rank progress

[07:38:05] this next one matters

[07:38:07] there's no more hidden MMR

[07:38:09] your skill is your rank

[07:38:10] There you are.

[07:38:14] Good W.

[07:38:16] Thank God.

[07:38:17] I was pushing even further.

[07:38:18] We're introducing Legend Division and Season 3 to create that dedicated space

[07:38:23] for the most committed and competitive players in Siege.

[07:38:26] Plan for a midseason kickoff.

[07:38:28] One of the requirements of Legend Division will be that players have a rank history.

[07:38:33] This means that all players must have achieved above platinum in Season 2.

[07:38:37] So be sure to put in that work now.

[07:38:39] If you want to play with the best later, what this is a major first step and how we're refocusing ranked around the core

[07:38:45] What kind of experience?

[07:38:48] Right 3.0. I mean to prevent smurf's yeah

[07:38:50] It's about motivation, and it's about making every match matter, and we can't wait for you to jump in Wow

[07:38:58] Right 3.0 is more precise more rewarding and built with your feedback in mind

[07:39:03] So of course we'll be closely monitoring your reactions at launch and please do not hesitate to share your feedback on our 6Fix.

[07:39:10] If you want to dive a little deeper into the details of our new system, we highly recommend checking out our Rank 3.0 explainer video, which will be released when the season launches.

[07:39:20] With all the new features and updates we're delivering to you in content cadence, we're also rolling out new ways to keep you up to date.

[07:39:28] Earlier I mentioned our community checkpoint live streams.

[07:39:31] On the last one, we talked about the ranked map rotations and the mid-season patch.

[07:39:36] And going forward, this will be a great way to stay in the know,

[07:39:39] and they'll be broadcasted on our channels.

[07:39:42] Speaking of new features, one of this season's new features is Rotating Trial Operators.

[07:39:47] This feature allows you to get access to operators you may not own yet,

[07:39:51] so you can try them out and see if they fit into your play style.

[07:39:55] At the launch of the year 11, season 2, three attackers and three defenders will be available.

[07:40:00] They are solid snake, maverick, ace, frost, trial, and clash.

[07:40:07] Every week, another set of six operators will rotate in, and so on.

[07:40:13] Operation System Override is the season of competition,

[07:40:16] where the stakes are high with a rollout of rank 3.0,

[07:40:19] but we can't talk about competition without mentioning eSports,

[07:40:23] especially here at the Salt Lake City Major.

[07:40:26] You can now explore dedicated pages for top teams with stats like KD, Kost and more all

[07:40:44] available in-game.

[07:40:47] This is all about bringing you the competitive scene closer and putting everything you need

[07:40:51] right at your fingertips inside the game itself.

[07:40:54] Now, as we do every season, we're continuing to modernize our maps.

[07:40:59] This time, we're obtaining Emerald Plains, Canal, and Outback.

[07:41:03] But today, we're also invited to spotlight something special.

[07:41:08] This season, we're bringing back a legendary map from the Rainbow Six franchise,

[07:41:12] Calypso Casino.

[07:41:15] Yes! Yes!

[07:41:17] Shut up, shut up, shut up. Everybody shut up.

[07:41:24] Oh

[07:41:30] Open up magazine exterior grease on a propel

[07:41:38] Who tequila bar cigar room

[07:41:44] Query of all that looks

[07:41:47] Fuck bedding

[07:41:50] Blackjack! Oh my god! Poker! I love Poker!

[07:41:57] Mia! Never played it.

[07:42:00] Wait, this is...

[07:42:02] Whoa!

[07:42:04] There's a basement on this map too?

[07:42:06] Oh lord, brown man.

[07:42:08] Oh my god.

[07:42:18] You can bash people through the wall and they'll fall out of the map.

[07:42:31] Oh my god.

[07:42:32] I'll be honest.

[07:42:33] It looks amazing.

[07:42:34] For longtime fans you'll spot some familiar references and as always we've hidden a few Easter eggs for you to discover.

[07:42:41] To give your first guided tour through this map we've got not one but two very special guests because trust me there's a lot to cover.

[07:42:50] They'll take the next five minutes to break it all down for you so pay close attention.

[07:42:54] Looks very defender-sided.

[07:42:55] I can give you an edge when the map drops at season's launch.

[07:42:58] Please welcome our love designer Dominique Doyon and our greatest eSports

[07:43:03] and our very kindest core just subscribed for eight months.

[07:43:06] Hey, high-vives. I know I've been mean to you in the past,

[07:43:10] but I just want to say how much I appreciate your streams.

[07:43:14] Love you, man.

[07:43:15] A game and setting that a lot of players still remember.

[07:43:19] But this is not a remake.

[07:43:21] This map captures the spirit of Vegas' purpose built for modern Siege,

[07:43:24] designed to be fun and quick play,

[07:43:26] Stand strong in rank and host the highest-loving play, Esports.

[07:43:30] There are a few things you'll notice right from the prep phase that make

[07:43:32] Calypso Casino stand out. Multi-story vertical drone vents are open up

[07:43:36] navigation passes. I feel like people are gonna hate this map.

[07:43:39] Jones can move quickly from the third floor all the way to the basement.

[07:43:43] I feel like people are gonna hate this map.

[07:43:45] Positioning matters. I fall in the wrong spot and take you out instantly.

[07:43:49] Verticality is at the core of Siege and Calypso Casino fully leaves into its

[07:43:54] Attackers can spawn below the map and repel all the way up to the rooftop bringing back that Rainbow Six Vegas feel right from the start of the round.

[07:44:01] Next to the Unistic Quiet, there are stealthy ways to get in.

[07:44:04] The crane gives you access to the lobby with less noise, letting you set up before defenders can react.

[07:44:10] But it goes both ways. On defense, you can control the lobby via a large open space that you can set up a ambush to win aware attackers.

[07:44:17] Once inside, the lobby becomes a key battleground.

[07:44:20] The double staircase connects two facing mezzanines opening new rotation paths and pressure points.

[07:44:25] It's a contested space.

[07:44:27] T-frame the counter flanks while giving attackers direct access to objectives.

[07:44:30] Now, let's take a moment and sit back and appreciate the aesthetic touches that make this the classic.

[07:44:35] It is really great.

[07:44:36] The basement is all security.

[07:44:38] Vault, servers, CCTV, cold lighting, controlled spaces.

[07:44:42] The first floor is the heart of it.

[07:44:45] Poker, red light jack.

[07:44:46] I don't know.

[07:44:47] Warmer tones are deco-styled.

[07:44:49] This is where you come to make money?

[07:44:51] Well, the other thing is you'd love to get nerfed.

[07:44:53] My god!

[07:45:01] I mean, I mean...

[07:45:11] Mad at you!

[07:45:19] with Edge. So I'm not the only one this reminds me of Emerald Blades. Wow. I'm not the only one.

[07:45:36] Thank you very much Dominic and honestly I could talk about this map for hours but I only have a

[07:45:40] few minutes so let's focus on the most important stuff and let's focus on my favorite bombsite

[07:45:45] and that is basement because I really think you can extend and actually deny all of the entry points

[07:45:49] following these positions. You can have a player here play towards VIP trying to deny the entry

[07:45:53] point at the double wall. You can have players in weapon holding towards these green stairs,

[07:45:57] they can help each other. The same player can help the player holding yellow side with the exact

[07:46:01] doorway and with also the staircase and also you can have a player towards lookers that can help

[07:46:06] his teammates towards vault. Now you will see vault is very important in this bomb site. There is

[07:46:11] There is not a lot of vertical plays here.

[07:46:13] Only on this side of the bomb site,

[07:46:14] on the other side though, it's fully reinforced

[07:46:16] and volt is connected directly to it.

[07:46:18] So you need to reinforce these two walls,

[07:46:20] electrify them because they're directly accessible

[07:46:22] from outside.

[07:46:23] And it's the same story for the top floor bomb site.

[07:46:26] Because if you extend into kitchen,

[07:46:27] you will see that these two walls,

[07:46:28] they need to be electrified because also,

[07:46:31] they're accessible from the outer.

[07:46:32] I don't have a fucking seizure.

[07:46:33] You can this time have an extend towards Paris time,

[07:46:36] maybe to protect the trick with a denari,

[07:46:38] with a thorn setup.

[07:46:39] And all the way on the other side towards pool,

[07:46:41] You can extend towards Aqua with a smoke, playing with a shotgun for example, to roll just against,

[07:46:46] but also because the damn same player, and then go towards his corridor here.

[07:46:49] And with pit holes, cover directly the entry to the downside, to pull doorway.

[07:46:54] Now, for the Graves floor, you'll see that most of the defense is from holding up top,

[07:46:59] with vertical play, maybe with the soul is denying the plant, maybe with the balls,

[07:47:03] with the Valkyrie, with C4s. And if we switch to attack, the map has been laid out in a way that

[07:47:07] You always have a safe entry point on basements your buck can repel here

[07:47:11] For example in the phone the softball for you if you go to the ground floor

[07:47:14] You can open the main door at the same time what do you mean?

[07:47:18] Same story here you can be a registration office. There's not a lot of cover for defenders

[07:47:23] If you move up top, it's the similar story, but even better you have this huge outer balcony with access with multiple

[07:47:29] Always multiple windows to the bomb site or here to tequila on one side of the map

[07:47:33] And the same

[07:47:37] Around on the same

[07:47:39] Window and if you go into that window you have direct access to pull the bomb site of the top floor

[07:47:44] Well, look at this main lobby and one player repelling upside down

[07:47:47] And this is my final gift to you if you go outside and wrap up that crane

[07:47:51] That's standing outside of the building you're gonna get a crazy view on the map

[07:47:56] But also you're gonna get a rifle upside down and I rappel goes directly into main lobby now

[07:48:01] That's the first one you have a second one in the middle of the main lobby not only a second one

[07:48:05] You have a third one all the way on the left side of the main lobby

[07:48:08] Three different repels that you can take to contest anyone

[07:48:11] That's a pretty attacker side

[07:48:13] Three different things that can come from

[07:48:15] As you can see this map has a lot to offer whether it be for the attackers with safe entry points

[07:48:18] Whether it be for heavy roamers and C4s and vertical play in my opinion

[07:48:22] It has a great competitive viability not only in ranked but also at pro level now back to you Chris and Josh for the rest of the panel

[07:48:31] It looked good, boy.

[07:48:37] Thanks, Tom and Leo, for your very useful insights on this iconic brand new map.

[07:48:42] Here it is. A recap of Operation System Overland.

[07:48:46] Wow.

[07:48:47] Ranked 3.0, Calypso Casino, the new Doka B remaster, and much more.

[07:48:53] New God, too.

[07:48:54] Mark your calendars and join us when the season launches on June 2nd.

[07:48:58] I'm proud of him, bro.

[07:49:08] What?

[07:49:09] Oh no!

[07:49:10] What's up, Charlie?

[07:49:11] It's me.

[07:49:12] It's Bodo.

[07:49:13] You're current MVP of Rainbow Six Siege, and I bet you're wondering, what could I possibly

[07:49:19] be doing on this ground?

[07:49:20] Let's have something really crazy to announce if they're throwing me out here.

[07:49:27] Check this out.

[07:49:33] All...

[07:49:36] It's pretty safe.

[07:49:39] Wait.

[07:49:40] Oh my god, it's on Vigil too?

[07:49:43] Me all whole.

[07:49:45] That is so cool.

[07:49:52] That's sad, yeah.

[07:49:57] and we're fully committed to making it better every single day.

[07:50:02] With that, it's time for Siege Competition at its absolute best.

[07:50:06] Let's all get ready for the grand final of the Salt Lake City Major!

[07:50:13] Mods on predictions.

[07:50:16] What is it?

[07:50:17] Shop of Iron Belly versus Dark Zero.

[07:50:19] Everyone come down for a second.

[07:50:20] What have you got?

[07:50:21] We did, we missed something. Classic.

[07:50:22] Okay.

[07:50:23] We just got word, the eSports team has something they want to show you, so let's take a look.

[07:50:27] I

[07:50:33] Hello there, my name is Nicholas Morton, but you know me as Pingu today

[07:50:39] I'm gonna teach you how to win a major and become just as good as I am

[07:50:43] First me house your eyes and start taking deep breaths

[07:50:50] The path to success is a hard one, but you have to keep walking

[07:50:55] Some people they see an obstacle but I see the destination.

[07:51:00] Yeah.

[07:51:01] Dive into the ocean of calmness.

[07:51:05] Here in that silence, nothing is lost.

[07:51:08] Holy life emoji.

[07:51:14] Anderson?

[07:51:15] What are you doing here?

[07:51:25] I'm coming.

[07:51:32] Get your tickets now get your tickets right now can we get Juneteh right yeah Juneteh

[07:51:45] that that was a tough one.

[07:51:48] Well, Chad, what do y'all think?

[07:51:51] Wow.

[07:51:52] Got a new season.

[07:51:54] Pretty good.

[07:51:55] What do y'all think of a new season?

[07:51:58] Jinxie, I'm stiff.

[07:52:00] What?

[07:52:01] What do you mean you're stiff, bro?

[07:52:03] What do you mean you're stiff, bro?

[07:52:05] Wildcat live.

[07:52:06] Ten of ack of live, bro?

[07:52:10] I'm very proud of them, Chad.

[07:52:13] I'm very proud of them, bro.

[07:52:15] I thought at first, Dokebeast insta kills you, the fact that it has 40 damage makes it balanced,

[07:52:23] but Chad, I almost feel like the thing is, bro, with the Dokebeast rework, it's almost

[07:52:32] like more annoying if you're being jotted, but it's less annoying for your teammates.

[07:52:38] But like, the only problem with the Dokebeast rework is in 1v1s that is 8.

[07:52:45] That's AIDS because if you think about it, they're designing an operator for 5v5, right?

[07:52:51] Which means like, dope could be targets one person, it doesn't target four.

[07:52:57] But in a 1v1, she literally can just target the guy she's 1v1, broken.

[07:53:02] For 1v1s. But who cares? See, just 5v5 game. Who gets fucked?

[07:53:05] Second, New Map looks absolutely beautiful.

[07:53:10] It is a big map, so like, sometimes big maps can be AIDS,

[07:53:15] But I just don't see it, bro.

[07:53:16] The map looks too nice.

[07:53:18] The map just looks sick.

[07:53:20] I fear I fear top sites with all the buck, like fucking

[07:53:24] repelling angles and shit.

[07:53:25] I fear nobody's gonna like it.

[07:53:28] Downstairs looks good, but bro, let's be honest.

[07:53:31] The best thing about the season, it's just ranked 3.0, dude.

[07:53:35] Like I'm all for updating the little tweaks and shit like that.

[07:53:39] But the main thing people care about is ranked 3.0.

[07:53:41] Well, it looks beautiful.

[07:53:43] Place the matches are back, which is sick.

[07:53:45] They start you off on half of the elo of what he knows last season, which is a champ is never going to play a copper.

[07:53:52] It also didn't make any sense to have everybody start at copper.

[07:53:55] The shit is just dumb.

[07:53:56] You play some matches.

[07:53:57] If you do well, you get a high rank and you go, you go, you go.

[07:54:01] You go, you go, you go.

[07:54:02] Very exciting, bro.

[07:54:03] Super duper excited, man.

[07:54:04] So what about the marketplace?

[07:54:06] What about anti cheat?

[07:54:07] What about exciting, bro?

[07:54:10] Season looks good.

[07:54:11] Probably their best season ever.

[07:54:13] Mainly just because of rank 3.0.

[07:54:15] New map does look beautiful too.

[07:54:18] Clock it.

[07:54:20] Clock it.

[07:54:21] But yes, bro.

[07:54:22] Looking good, chat.

[07:54:24] Looking good.

[07:54:24] Now, we're about to start Grand Finals.

[07:54:26] Mods, run predictions!

[07:54:28] Okay.

[07:54:29] Spoint versus Dark Zero.

[07:54:32] Let's go!

[07:54:34] Okay.

[07:54:35] Shotfire battling versus Dark Zero.

[07:54:36] Let's fucking go.

[07:54:37] Run predictions, young.

[07:54:38] I'm gonna go pee.

[07:54:43] I'm sorry.

[07:54:46] That's all right.

[07:54:52] Chat.

[07:54:56] You know what that means for me.

[07:55:02] I think my job here is done.

[07:55:07] For real

[07:55:12] No

[07:55:18] Just leave us back tomorrow

[07:55:23] QQ peace emoji bye

[07:55:27] Share a tixie

[07:55:29] I'm going to what? Where am I at?

[07:55:36] I'm nowhere bro. Alright, bye. QQ, see you guys later. Bye. I'll be back tomorrow. Love

[07:55:53] you guys. Bye. Peace.

[07:55:59] you