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We should just take it like, wait, wait, wait, wait, yeah.
Yeah, you know what we do in the morning time as a community?
We do songless.
Yeah.
And I might end of my book, a end of my book, a trip out to London.
Hey, Janice, shut the fuck up.
Maybe I should shut the fuck up.
Anyways, lately I've been counting stars easy
Oh, I started I started real typing holy fuck
fuck. Um, well, I just see this fucking ugly ass E Rob emoji. This is just loser. Like,
look at this. Are you dead ass? Red Bull at 10am? Bro, Red Bull to me is like coffee
to someone else like you wake up and then you take red bull is it supposed to be used like that
yes or no i don't know next
i have no clue wait is this
Yeah, it is okay, so this is red hot chili peppers red hot. Is it one word?
can't stop can't stop but did the dip a dip boom yep got it fucking got it
fucking easy it's just so fucking eat yo why are you guys adding he though what
What do you want from Hida?
I actually don't know this note. I've never heard this note in my life.
Whoa
Whoa, I've never heard of this
George fucking Lopez like who is this me ha me hoes a wrap it up a me ha me hose wrap
this shit up now chat let's do the spelling bee you guys know I'm getting smarter day
day by day. It's like my IQ is like on a curve right now. It's going up like this. It first
it was stagnant. And then I started playing this game and now it's like going up. Lock
in park. Yep. Wait, what do you mean by park? Like what park do you mean? Do you mean the
park? What do you mean to park? A park is an open area of land, got it. Grass and trees
used for recreation and leisure.
Got it. We fucking got it.
You go, you, you, you go, you.
You always have to ask for definition.
And then if definition doesn't solve it in your brain, then you do sentence.
Pi. Yeah, but what?
Pi could be PI or it could be P I E.
Who? Pi sounds so good right now.
A pie is a baked dish with a pastry crust filled with sweet or savory ingredients.
Got it. Got it. Got it.
I got it. I got it. Emporium.
What? Fucking what? Emporium.
Is that E.M.
Emporium or is that Emporium?
An Emporium is a large store or marketplace selling a wide variety of goods for.
Wait, what? Emporium.
E-um.
It looks like a word, yeah.
Emporium.
Emporium.
Yeah, exactly.
No, green, green, green.
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30,000 viewers Wow don't know about a song pull
I'm gonna lose my shit. I'm gonna lose my shit. I'm going to lose my shit, bro. Stop. We're not doing that today
Okay.
Guys, did your teacher ever give you the in that look, I'll paint it.
I'll paint it.
Don't worry.
I'll paint it.
Why is there a pole is high by ugly?
Why is there a pole?
Why is that a pole?
Oh, mods.
Who did this?
Oh, who fucking did this?
And why is everyone voting yes?
I can't take the shit.
But basically chat.
Look, imagine, imagine we're in class right now.
This is the, this is the board.
Okay.
I'm going to show you guys why I shouldn't have failed art class.
Now, this is the board right here.
Then there's chairs.
Okay.
Whole bunch of chairs, right?
They're all in aisles because you want to be able to get out safely.
And. Perfect.
And. Perfect.
Now.
There's a bully in that mark will mark the bully by red.
There's a bully here.
He's very.
He's very mad.
He likes the troll.
Two K viewers, wow.
High-vives, don't forget about the day one's back when you hit two K viewers.
Man, congrats.
Yeah.
Can I explain?
He's very mad right now.
This bully's very mad.
And what he does is he, this is the teacher.
Bad color is the teacher.
Teacher is teaching.
Teacher is happy.
Then what's on the board?
That's a whole bunch of writing.
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Okay. So then what the bully does
is the bully sends an attack on this guy. This guy's you. This guy is the loser of,
this guy's a loser. He's a nerd. This is you guys.
He sends an attack, okay? Now, this is everyone else that isn't a loser. What am I doing right now?
I'm trying to make an analogy. This is everyone else that isn't a loser. Why is his eyes so
spread apart. Jesus. Okay. Now, if everyone else does H, A, H, if everyone else does this
result, this is coming from everyone else. Okay. Perfect. If everyone else points and
laughs at this guy, the bully right here continues to do what
he wants to do. This is what this is the analogy. Okay, guys,
we cannot, we cannot acknowledge the view bots, or the bully
will keep bullying. This is me. Actually, I'm the loser. Yeah.
I'm the fucking loser. And everyone's having at me. We
We cannot allow the bully.
We know.
Okay.
All right.
No.
No.
This, nope.
It's gone out the window.
Yep.
It's gone out the window.
Ram Bunches.
What?
Ram.
Bung.
Sh.
Us.
Nope.
No.
No.
No.
Shhh!
Us!
Nope.
Rambunctious.
You said in a sentence, please!
The Rambunctious Kids Grand Circle to Ramley Yard all afternoon.
Got it.
I clove A just subscribed with Ram.
I got it. I got it.
W high-vives.
Rambunctious!
Oh
We dead fucking ass right now
Kiara skewerist. Yeah, huh? Hey, you fucking got it. Ah
Eddie Harvard education people
What the fuck did he just say only for genius read it again kiara skewerist
Yeah. What the fuck does that mean?
A Kyaraskyrist is an artist who specializes in the use of light and shadow to create depth and contrast.
This is an easy one. Hey buddy, no, no, no.
You guys can't just say it's easy and then use the fucking microphone icon on your, on your phone. You can't do that.
You, you can't say it's easy and then use the fucking microphone and then send it in the chat like you typed it out. You can't do that. That's not allowed.
We can.
I'm looking today on the scale of 1 to 10.
Now what's the word?
Key our skierist.
Key.
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Us.
Key our skierist.
Here.
I don't know.
I give up.
I don't know I give up
Yeah, I'm not I'm not I'm not getting that but you know what I'm getting
Adele or whole whole foods. No Adele
Nobody cares about whole foods now put on the song
Hey, hi guys when I saw the notification come across my yeah
That you were live I threw my phone across the room out of pure anger that you were live sending hate from all
around the world. Okay. Oh, there's no way you did that, by the way. There's no way.
Same. Uh, Starbucks. Oh. Now, chat, who has more searches? Starbucks or high-fives?
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So it's guaranteed over 73
Or a bro
They were at war for 116 years
me how
Just subscribed for five months best five months of never been up brought me fall
What
I'm trying to come to mental with you someone mess with the
I got blue this blue red color house sky
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Space fuck
Animal fuck
Human fuck
Mom when I saw the notification that you went live I got super happy and knew today
It's gonna be another beautiful day sending love dad. I'm cool. He has congrats on 30 KV
Grand of a grandpa close to the dad not uncle not grandpa
is it a son miho yeah I this fucking chat I hate this chat
is it a miho sorry we don't know this word okay all good all good
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Do that you're usually coming now is it a house? Oh
Forgot about that already. Yes, sir. Oh
Yeah
Address?
Wait, what?
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I'm going in hello bro you're not mugging me
It's our way.
It's our way.
It's our way.
Wow, I look so much better than you.
Did you see me?
Yeah, you're welcome.
I'll be practicing real quick.
Why am I out of fives?
Why the fuck am I out of fives?
How can I help?
Why am I at a three?
What if I make my...
Okay, there you go.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
They're looking at me, bro.
I'm a...
Is that everyone?
Did anyone?
Sorry.
Oh, shit.
I didn't even know the game.
Yeah.
All right.
So I'm not playing that.
If I just lost to someone that's not even connected to the game.
Yeah, I'm good.
I just lost to someone that's not even connected to the game.
Okay.
Yeah.
So he didn't even know the game started because his internet connection is so poor. I lost to a black screen. Okay
What is this what is the website?
Best with sound most modes use sound cues pop in headphones for full experience
Your initials HIV
Yeah, that's the first three of high-vives.
Stop laughing, please.
Reflex.
Yep.
Party.
Reflex party.
Yeah.
Create room.
I mean, there's no what.
you guys can react faster than me. If you can, I'm fucking out. How do I know who's in?
Wait, my camera? Got it.
I forgot my camera was off. Bro, you guys couldn't see me that whole time? Fuck.
That's bad, actually. Okay, are you guys ready?
wait type one if you're in show me what you got okay I will
nice
nice fuck
Yeah, that's pretty good, yeah.
Is it, is this people from my chat?
Are you guys fucking AIs?
All good. What else? What else should I test? What's the next one?
Rhythm. Rhythm?
party create room they go show me what you got rid them I'm pretty good with
rhythms.
Um, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,
nice.
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
No, a little fast. Fuck.
Okay.
Oh my god!
It's off the screen!
Yep. Yep.
Bom bom bom.
Perfect. Just perfect. Zero
milliseconds.
Yep.
I mean, how am I so good at that?
First place again?
Masterful.
Max-win?
Wait, what?
Where's HIV?
Yeah, these guys are fucking cheating, though.
Like, you guys are just cheating.
No, no.
Fuck this shit.
You guys are just cheating.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit. You guys are just cheating!
Okay.
What is this one?
Oddity.
What is oddity?
Party.
Create room.
Good luck.
What is this?
What does oddity mean?
Oh, find what's different?
What?
What?
There's nothing different.
Is that right there?
Yeah, that's impossible.
Solid.
No, that's impossible.
What?
Possible.
What?!
Why is your initials PA?
By the way, is there a reason for that?
Track.
Party.
Solo.
Fuck yeah, I'll do it solo.
Fuck this chat.
Okay.
fucking easy. So easy. Yo, stop! Whoa! I lost it! Fuck. Oh no. One, two.
Got it. We fucking got him. Three. Easy.
I didn't even I didn't even know what balls I'm tracking
impressive I'm just a piece of shit that's all I am that's all I'll ever be
Hey, hi, Viz, I was PA, and I had it said to PA cause those are my initials, dumb fuck fuck you.
Hold up!
Fuck!
Forgot about that one.
Damn that's hard. Fuck!
Insane.
Yeah, but I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good at it. I'm just a goat.
Bro, I don't have altism.
game on
I can get 10 10 10 10. I know I can. Hard mode. Wait, should we go hard mode? Fuck it.
Here we go.
Fuck!
I forget.
Fuck.
Am I just a loser?
Whoa.
I don't remember.
Okay.
I don't remember
Dangerous
But that's not good though, that's not fucking good good luck
Okay.
Fuck!
Don't remember the bottom ones.
Masterful.
Yeah, but I could be better, bro. I know I can one more time brain time. I have autism
Don't I believe now tea
Okay
Okay
Fuck.
Forgot where the other ones were.
I'm a loser.
I'm not a loser.
Like.
I'm addicted.
Okay.
Okay, got it.
Okay.
Now, walking for this one.
Fuck, I forget about these other patterns.
Fuck!
Uh!
Masterful.
Give me off.
Give me the fuck off.
Yo, it's Forza Dunn.
I love it minutes.
You know what that calls for
So what's what I haven't won a game in this season
They tough oh
Got it
But where though
What looks like that?
Fuck, why'd I go there?
He lives there, okay. Yeah, maybe he lives there or something. That's okay. That's okay. Yeah
Okay
Mountains, all right, so this is Japan or the mountains in Japan
Man.
Fuck!
33k viewers is like Muda saying he has zero hours in siege.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm not even kidding.
All right.
I don't learn languages. I don't go off languages. Also, this guy's just cheating.
Congrats, bro. You gotta win, you're cheating. Congrats, dude.
You want a fucking cookie? Do you want a cookie?
Ah!
Yup!
This is Sweden.
Oh!
Did you just zoom into a fucking pebble and if you get this correct-
where did he just go son young no son young no son young
What is that?
Yeah, I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
Oh, US 14.
Now this looks like
Where's us 14
Looks like Texas over here. Is there a 14 over here though?
Okay
Okay. Alright. Alright.
Maybe he's just good at the game.
Sonja?
Sonja?
What is a bug?
Highland?
Columbia.
Gotta reach out, look!
Base off the clay.
I actually do not know.
No way it's turkey.
Yeah, okay.
Whoa!
I can't see it!
What is this?
I'm confused.
Yep.
Oh!
Oh
Oh, no.
That was Italy?
European truck.
Right of the roof.
Am I fucking high nope
What the fuck
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or downloads, check for updates, what?
Is it a GPU driver? Or is it a Microsoft thing?
John, I still have no audio. I figured I'd have to reset my PC. I'm about to be kidding.
I have no fucking audio.
What the fuck did that game do?
I have no audio.
Look, I'm playing music.
What the fuck?
Why are you guys happy that I have no audio?
Um,
and chat and
and
maybe it's just Spotify.
Hello.
M. What's up?
Yo.
So what do I do?
Do I reset my whole PC?
Okay.
I reset my whole PC.
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Hello?
Can you all see me on my phone?
Hello?
I'll see you on my phone.
Hello?
Stop saying eel.
Hold on.
Give me one second, let me prop up my phone.
Fuck!
Why's it?
Just on here, okay.
Okay, it's not sweet mother of fucking part. Give me a pillow. Give me an Xbox fuck this shit
Fuck covering the camera
Hello
Hold up chat am I a judge from this angle yes or no, or maybe or
Well, let me see if my order is working
MOLDIER'S WORKING!
Okay, this is good news.
You know what that means?
You know what that means?
I don't have a double chin.
Oh, first time chatter.
You're a chud from every angle.
Thank you, bro.
Hey, glad you're enjoying the streams.
Fuck, does that mean?
Fuck you!
Yo, nothing's loading.
I'm out of your kidding.
What the fuck did 4th...
Hey, I'm following the lawsuit.
Nope, I'm okay.
Let me check if it works now
Bro chat, do you like me from this angle or maybe this angle?
Yeah, also, I don't live in the attic. It's not the attic also. Why do I have my head some on am I a fucking loser?
Yeah, actually don't answer that
No
What the fuck happened?
Okay, okay.
Wait, DualShock isn't supported.
Do I need an Xbox controller?
Fuck!
No way!
Xbox, hold my phone.
Let me in!
What?
What the fuck is happening? I'm telling you, this game is haunting my PC!
I'm ready, I'm ready!
Nothing's happening!
Am I a fucking loser?
Enter.
What does that mean?
Tell me, what do I have to do?
I mean...
Todd, what do I have to do?
Low bit rate.
What if I just don't play this shit game?
Any retreats in the chat?
What if I just refund?
I don't play this shit game.
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I'm ugly, I'm a chud, I'm fucking, I'm a fucking idiot.
What else?
What else am I?
I'm fat.
Ugly, did I mention that one?
It's understanding.
Yeah, I'm not a fucking AI, bro.
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Healer down
It's not ready
yeah I told you guys now I'm the fucking go yeah I'm the fucking go all right
same thing this time
I'm not playing against bots these are real people these are real people what's
That's my rank.
Uh, Radiant.
I'm so sorry.
Fake, so he thinks I'm on the other side?
Link, link, link.
Two there, two there.
Sages are.
Heaven.
Heaven, Heaven.
It's me and this guy first the world
fucking go bro no good times bro wait what rank are you guys by the way
I'm just in placement, so I'm trying to figure it out.
I'm not always muddied, I don't get it.
Let's go, slow slow
Whoa!
Watch your eyes!
Backside, backside
Backside, backside
Nice!
Buddy low, buddy low, backside
Nice
Play bomb, play bomb!
Granted
Nice
Wait, was that a bad calm?
Got hit
My mic
Where where he isolated the one no
Fucking oh, I thought you fell off. Yeah, I'm back. I think I
Went I went viral again. It was probably one of my tiktok lips to be honest
I might be the go chat what team should I sign to?
I can buy you a jet oh thank you oh you had to request buddy oh
I didn't know that. It's fine. I don't need the... I don't need a gun anyway.
They shot.
Beep beep. Here we go.
I
Have been was that a lake all
Nice guys good job
I didn't know you had the request I thought it was CS they could just drop the gun am I dumb actually don't answer that
I'm playing so well right now, I'm just I'm playing well as a duelist duelist
One tapped on me
Fucking jump scare
You know what I'm talking about.
Sage or Ally.
Good coms.
Whoa.
What did you find it?
Awesome.
Can we plant for like long?
with that plan we have to get to play site yeah I agree but the thing is long
was walled off so even if they planted for long we would be fucked that makes
sense but what do I know I'm a loser that's what I am I'm bad at every game
my play I'm a fucking loser what should I use my my smokes for chat because I
really don't find a use also what do I use the route route that one for I don't
safe right here
both dead i think
one enemy remaining
hey hey hey reloading reloading
what happened?
how do they know where to set up every time? are they shooting something?
susimoji
have a lot of them
found them
great
my team's playing as well nice nine and five isn't bad it's not bad for my first
day on the job damn a lot of rounds
I feel like I'm not using my abilities. I'm a fucking loser. I also feel like I'm
a fucking chud. Any retweets on that?
Fuckin'
C'mon
Go mid, go mid
Go mid, go mid
Trust me
Three, two, one, out
What?!
What?!
Drain
Art, tree art
40 reina
Hello, Tar
One was art
trust each other, that's all
can I use it?
oh!
need a drop, thanks!
I should have money
but I don't know where to push, maybe mid
I think mid to my best bet
I
Look
Haven't I still haven't I'm one link
One hall one heaven and broke one trip
I'm the fucking though. I'm not even kidding. Chad, do you think Lydia would 1v1 me? Also,
How many rounds would I get on SR Lydia?
Zero.
No way.
Y'all know I'm like to go, right?
I should lurk mid again.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
She's right here.
How do I ping?
How do I ping?
How do I ping?
Oh, no.
On my ult.
Backside, backside.
And 20 cipher.
Copy.
CT, CT.
Nice.
I hate to say it, but I'm the best at playing as a team, so, uh, what's the plan?
It's fucking gone.
Ow.
Got you.
What's your rank?
I think I'm like bronze.
Yeah, I think I'm like bronze.
Yeah, it's not the Mooda method.
You can plant, you can plant.
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my shots are connecting is that a common bug
Z to Ping?
Here.
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I'm the best player to ever do it I am dunk
Let me look where I'm gonna play I'm gonna comment I'm going to play art
Okay.
There we go.
There it comes.
Didn't ask.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Oh no
CWCW
On site
Okay, on site
I need two of them, I kill them
Nice!
Vama Boregarayo!
This player is fantastic.
Just needs to work on communication,
aim, map awareness,
crosshair placement,
e-con management,
post-layer, post-licks,
grenade spots, smoke spots,
pop flashes, positioning,
plant positions, mid-takes, body hopping, spray control and getting kills.
So everything... okay.
Where's that at, got a bomb?
Where did I die? Where did I die?
to mid
mid plaza
you look with me
i don't kill you
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with me with me
what's he doing?
whoa
15 girl, but they over respawn.
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He's in the chat watch this also how's that movement looking chat
good mid play here footsteps a little like one person
I'm dancing. Where's head level?
Right here? No, not yet.
Astro stars. Oh, no, no.
Help team, help team.
Help team, help team.
No! I'm not fucking Brad.
78 euro. Perfect.
Grab an arm.
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Jerry thanks for last night
Right, I'm the luckiest behind still hurts from your tempo. I crave you again soon
Love Nick
No, it was a fake the whole time, but maybe the devil thing. Oh, no, I'm with you good flash
I'm with you
30 seconds left.
Okay.
33k viewers, don't let these people get to you.
Keep what you are doing best and keep streaming. Love calls me.
Hey, thank you, bro. Hey, Cosme, I love you.
Can we get some hearts in the chat for Cosme?
Chad, we're not going to lose one round.
No, they're gone.
I'm bomb. I'm sure.
You got an ultimate? Oh!
Good tap.
Nice try.
Fuck!
What'd you say? I can't really hear you.
Fuck off me.
Oh, they're defaulting, so they're just like, picking us off and then...
Pay me to win the Drake Collab.
Alright.
What is defaulting?
J-Float, that's not allowed in Twitch's keep terms of service.
Actually, I don't know anything.
Keep up.
But J-Float, I would still call you J-Float.
Wait, I forgot to buy-
lock in they're just defaulting okay what that means is no i don't know who's next
Oh
watch out mid doors, looks like they want to hit you
there's two VRs
i'd rather sit on my toilet for four nights and not continuously than watch this complete
test, pick up the pace or your partnership with this viewbotting company is over
hole
I don't know what to do
In the small I think it's me
No time
I won't involve a god near ready for us to share before the fun begins guys
Guys are my guys
This is getting bad
Wow you are so famous, uh, bro, it's a whole bunch of chat GPT clogs looking at me
What should I do here? Okay? Have a nico three just subscribed with prime
Yo Niko present the prime
Could yo yo could be a could be a
I got this
I'm gonna be back side, gotta pop my, gotta pop my dash
I need right here
Your route is an art
What's going on?
Oh
Take them out
I ain't gonna hold, okay?
I
Can we change the KJ setup just like Molly's for the entry they don't really go art
He's getting miserable come fuck off
Fucking Tom guy, bro
I'm out retake this Tom go to school did this we take
Let's play passive no, I gotta set the tone fuck this passive shit
Say for me I'm coming
That's a really good time.
Hold up, I'm coming.
I'm going up.
High-rise versus Darth Maul live event.
July 19th.
I love it.
I love it.
Don't miss it.
Location for Darth Maul, Larpon Springs.
Tickets on sale at the measly price of $670.
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Or enter the giveaway by typing hashtag laugh, thighs.
What?
What?
what how do you behind me that I am not getting paid I am doing this out of pure
appreciation and also I've asked they are hate me just to hate listen to the
fans and yacht haters how do you behind me die
chat where she lost no I believe in my team I had to be a positive influence on
gaming community 30 seconds left they have to go for a way maybe don't are you
sure they're not on a how do we know like planted
Chad do you think there's stream something my nose is running fuck this
This is bad.
Team 8, call time out.
Jack.
Do y'all know where my phone went?
Wait, I was just streaming on it.
Oh wait, it's on my desk.
I thought it was still lost.
I can hold an area pretty well myself make sure to cover the angles I can't
cover map okay I think we full-savior I think we've been buying full for a long
time
okay
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J flow watch this J flow this is why we valorant is making
Oh no.
Who's next?
One HP inside.
One B.
Okay.
TP.
Enemy spotted.
B.
Enemy spotted.
B.
Enemy spotted.
B.
Enemy spotted.
B.
I'm down there
They're on A
Stay be stay be wait wait stay be
hold tight hold tight
Is this guy getting attacked by a
by a plane?
The fuck is that?
Yeah yeah baby baby
They're running B
Jha I have a feeling this is gonna be
I know exactly where you are
No
No no
30 seconds left
Okay
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Don't know
I feel
I didn't know where hell was I didn't know that call out while wash metal lose
All right, we win those guys no, I'm mental chalked there's no no no I'm mental chalked right now
No J flow, you know who's my sponsor me
chat but do you see how every time they commit to a site I rotate to it and then they go
like around?
what the fuck is that shit?
I've eyes, larpeth and stream, may 20th, don't miss IT
yeah imma go there
to secure your place, insult I've eyes and spread negativity in the chats
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I don't know what's going on with this now, ever.
Go ahead, go ahead, dude.
Yeah, go ahead.
That was insane.
You're taking some...
Can you wait for me?
They're all...
NO!
On site! On site! Don't on site!
Please, please, please
Go, go, go, go
Yes!
That took a year on for life
Now I can fix my camera.
Am I balding?
I had to cover that shit up.
Center vertically.
Who's MVP?
Who's MVP?
Yep.
I mean.
I mean
I might be to go I might be I might be I might be to go to this shit
Yeah, I was doing that on golds, bro
eight and one on golds
Holy moly
Why are you guys laughing?
What? N-A-Silver? What?
You act like E-U-Silver. If I go Q-E-U or Asia-Silver, they're gonna like slam me.
That's not a thing!
Keep it down.
No, you don't know. You like diamonds, bro. I'm good.
I'm fucking good, dude.
I'm not sure.
Try it. So you want me to move to Europe? King Hyperion 123 just subscribed.
Stop. Thank you for that. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Thank you for that.
Thank you for the um thank you for the um thank you
Yo, what is this in my discord? What the fuck is this shit?
Ora this guy beat me in jail gas or two times can grads on beating the make-a-wish kid
The fuck is this shit?
Oh
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Come on.
Hey there, hey.
One enemy remaining. Spike down A.
Alright. That's good enough for me.
This guy is so cringe. Yeah, he does sound like every neon player. Holy fuck, bro. We get it, man. You just...
Ah, yeah, it's gonna get him. Not expecting you.
Ah, he's up and then he's up and then going in. I don't think he got Spike though.
I'll go see.
Don't go up, don't go up too far.
I think he's waiting for something.
Yo yo yo, I'll go to the fuck I want, watch this.
Alright man, whatever.
WAAAHHHHHHH!
WAAAHHHHHHH!
Hey man, hope you have a good day.
I've been really mean lately in life.
I deserve to hear it at least once, but I really love your streams.
There's that rule. When do I get paid?
What do I do it for?
What do I do it for? I don't mean...
Drink some water, reload your mags, and let's get back out there.
Uh, I don't know. I have a fucking Aussie on my team going one and three.
Because it's halfway across the fucking universe.
You might as well be on fucking Mars, bro.
I think you I think you forgot which one of us is Australian already
How you I mean, yeah
No idea
I got windcow watch
headshot one enemy remaining spike down a
Hey, right here.
Good job.
Let's go.
I mean, let's just fucking go.
I'm over them.
What is a phantom?
Oh yeah, this is the gun that...
Go, go, go.
Chat, you can check my PC.
There's nothing on my computer.
It's a fresh computer
This is how I play bro. I'm a good player. Wait, how to bring up the map. Oh
It's not and it's actually
Sky sky sky sky you want to set up here? No, no sky come here sky come here
Flash me. I don't need it. Don't need it. They're going see anyway
No, you're starting to piss me off. Oh
Poor baby
Hey, I can't run I can't run
What's up?
I'm not sure who you're talking to you could be complaining about anybody at this point
You bro. Oh, why did I never check this one?
I don't know why you think I'm like bad just because I live in Australia like faces something space
What? What? What?
My- I don't know.
You're both-
You just- you just- you- you put a dot on the board?
You just- just get it out there.
See now- hey! See that's f**k number four.
You put that because you're- you're making fun of my stuttering.
That's f**k up!
Alright, alright, alright.
Right games will hear my case. Watch this.
Alright.
Making fun of guys.
Why are you all mad though?
That's good. That's convincing right there, you know
Now they come in a face don't worry. I'm here for you. You're welcome
I
Nyan's long
They left they're going to be I think
Yeah, what is me?
Say just relatively though, there's still one today, but they could also be going to be
Oh, I wish I could have been watching that
What was that a Molly just spawned at my feet
Yo is there a molly cheat where they could like, call molly cheats?
No, you just uh, I don't know, that's the time you're mad.
I'm bad but I'm 10 and 5.
Wow, isn't that insane?
Yeah, this? Surprise?
No, how about I'm better than you, how about that?
No.
No sir.
Yo, double brim's ping and give it to you.
Holy fucking IGL, just sign up for pro league if you do this good.
Shut up. There's a reason you're in silver.
Blah! Aren't you also in silver?
Uh, they're A, they're A.
I'm placing, I'm placing. So if I'm in your right-
They're everywhere.
You are fucking horrendous.
Here we go!
I'm sorry about that, I didn't mean to curse.
Horkhouse!
Yeah, I'm near friendly.
I've got your trac-
Bring this for him there.
One left, dude.
Whoa, what's up? Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Got a time.
Oh, god, you can't see him.
Dang, what I just watched.
Yo, again, you died first? No pick.
You are horrible.
So we're placing together now. I expect to see you right now in the next game.
Oh, okay.
What?
Stick to your roles and we'll crush it.
Buddy, next game I'm not going to be in your fucking rank with this performance.
Let me buy you a...
What do you mean with this?
You are in-ting. You are in-ting the game.
Sky, let me buy you.
Let me adjust my report.
Help a girl, help.
Seems sabotage.
Shhh...
Report?
Thank you.
Now you're double reported buddy. You're cooked.
Alright.
I hear B.O.C. B.O.C.
It's clear, it's clear.
From down the goth everybody.
I'm shooting at 19 there.
I'm shooting at 19 right now.
I think they just went on.
Oh!
Right now, it should be to tap.
What's happening?
What's going on?
I'm busy.
I'm fucking dude. What the fuck?
Triple reported for that one
Ouch, gosh. Oh good job
Happy birthday, Jerry not my birthday
What's when what's when what's when I just walk up here what's this called it's not my
birthday now I see see oh no I can't
It is one of those.
No more doubts.
We're ready.
It is one of those.
Shit's so easy.
Chad, what rank should I be in, by the way?
I'm not playing NPCs.
I'm not.
I wonder, I wonder if I stand exactly where they put the wall, can I then get on top of
it and then get on top of this box and kill them.
I think they're going in, they're going in.
No charges left.
Fuck them.
Oh!
Side finger!
They're taking here.
Prepare for hellfire!
Fight planted.
I'm out of here.
Oh, hell, hell, hell.
Rain is here, right?
Yeah, you got him.
Oh hell hell hell
Right this here, right? Yeah, you got him
Mooda how am I playing Mooda? I'm playing good
Been here since one cave viewers. I'm so proud of you. Okay. He's not even time. It's even watching the stream
Oh, you're so good
That's my type of clutch that's dead ass my type of clutch
Last round in the half
Wait self 16 wait, I did 16 damage to myself
Okay.
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Finish this guy for walking us
It's got you
Why not she not by it
mate mate, enemy's home
move the gun
ow
it's okay
what?
plant the spike
sky come back come back
sky get back get back
I can't hurt you
they're both there they're both there
brim don't you dare
brim actually hit uh rain on the head so rain is low
you maybe watch that chat because they're gonna try to thirst for him for the
kill and then they're low one garage yeah one garage one long
I'm back me on the back CT you see last one us was like like think they're low
though it could be you yeah this you this guy don't you say I don't think about it
get out of here good job you got it
I did not know that I had tapped it till you said it oh yeah
Yeah, I think the smokes are working at least, because we don't necessarily need them at
time
What happened to my team?
Keep pushing me
What the fuck? Is that guy on Adderall?
Thanks.
I'm glad to spike.
Complain.
One's window.
She's clear.
She's clear.
Never mind, she's not clear.
Player standing.
spike down see oh my god me ho me ha 30 seconds left
hi boys mine controlled him I don't have aim like that
they're playing top left top left top left
hello?
average neon
okay I did lag a little bit there
40k
yep
we did it high vise
please don't forget us day 1s
guys
oh wait wait
I'll be right back
guys
it's
I'm not at 40k
it's Kalankers bro
I'm getting view bodied
I also
why would I forget about the day 1s
that's why
The cord keeps coming loose. If the cord gets unplugged, then I might as well be on Australia.
You know what to do.
Now I got a cord that gets me on the servers. These servers are easier.
It doesn't look like that for you, bro.
Every time I play it, I play Melbourne. I just get trampled over. It's crazy.
Let's rotate
Yummy
I heard someone nearby. Oh, what is Josh?
Yeah, I'm on site
I got it. Yeah, you got this one and one seconds left.
The money came still.
We lost you dude.
Stay in range of my skin begins.
I can mow them down.
I'm in a tank as time.
Wait, now let me keep my mental up.
How about we do a tactical sacrifice?
Like, I go see, play my smoke,
and then you all go away.
If you're gonna sacrifice yourself,
if you're gonna sacrifice yourself don't buy a fence
that's actually smart actually actually wait wait you by the way
walking all right yeah you could fake didn't smoke yeah place the smokes wait
jet wait here and then go away go away sky sky go in it
Oh never mind this up. We can do that.
I saw that too. We all died. We all could have played better. Especially you.
Neon, Neon. You were talking the most shit in your 15 and 14, huh?
well the four of us everyone who died in the on that round maybe just maybe we
need to work on our aim but jet
don't even say my name brain damage
What the fuck did he just all
40k always knew you would pay your way up.
Yo bro!
I'm losing because of my team.
That's okay though.
How often in Valorant do you lose because of your team?
Question mark.
40k viewers with one K sub. Yeah child, let's let's change that. Let's get the two K subs right now
Any takers
I've got your trade.
Take some abs.
Spike down mid.
How is my...
Let me run and talk to this guy.
Yo bro, are you this bad at the game?
He's on like a thousand things right now.
Give him some break.
Not you, bro.
No, not him.
Oh, you.
You, you, you, you, you.
Huh?
What are you fucking doing?
You!
Do you know what you mean?
I know you keep saying that, but like, who?
Nobody on the team is named you.
I mean we got we got high vice which is you we got hiv ice
We got Antler Queen which is me we got sova tail scheme and we got four
My name is hi by HIV ice
I mean is that not what it says just see you guys
We didn't lose games not over
have some hope I have no hope when you loaded into the game when he loaded into
the game all hope is lost round one and why didn't you dodge
hey sky can you hear me thank you all right get back now get back get back
all right good job good job so far so far good shit bro
exactly we're gonna gotta listen to this guy we didn't have to be done yet
Uh, no, we lost, just so you know, just get prepared.
Okay, okay, well, well, if we lost, then let's get as many rounds as we can before we lose.
I hate how you're so happy.
Like, I hate how you're so happy.
Do you, do you, are you always this happy?
Like, are you always this happy?
I mean, yeah, pretty much.
I'm actually not particularly happy right now.
It's usually better or worse in your face since you're not doing it.
No, I despise you.
Day after day on.
Why?
Is that my positivity that makes you feel like you have to be equalizer?
Okay.
Alright, C-Squish.
somebody somebody watch in a garage grudge I got an angle for garage and for
CT somebody's got to be there
I still forget back
are you here to me here to me see you see it
I got an angle for a man box if you want to watch CT or jet will probably just
kill him here.
Not a good job.
I believe in you and you got it.
Thank you bro.
What's so bad about that?
Whoa, what is this gun?
Yeah, exactly.
I think this time you're upset because there's not a way to spin it into some negativity.
What? What?
No! I'm upset the score is 9-12 and I have Neon going 16 and 16!
Oh, damn, man.
I think we need to take garage early.
I'm not in here!
Fuck off!
Stop it!
Didn't peek him down.
Oh, she's clear again.
She's clear.
She's...
She's clear.
Where's the spike?
Ah!
Ah!
No, I said just got here.
We got him though.
Now she's clear.
Now she's clear.
Now just watch CT though.
This guy maybe dog?
I am the hunt!
Whatever you see.
I'm not in here.
I'm not in here.
Fuck off!
Stop it!
Didn't peek him down.
Oh, she's clear again.
She's clear.
She's...
She's clear.
Where's the spike?
Whatever you see fit.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Ah, GG, Jack!
GG!
Hey, you know, if you think about it, 1617 is like, you know, to evolve to version of 6-7, you know?
Isn't that wonderful? Isn't life what?
One placement match.
No, no, no, no. See now you're going to report for harassment.
Fuck now.
We have to shit fucking game.
I've had enough. I've had enough because it's so hot in my room. I'm like sweating.
I'm on the AC.
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Leave the game.
Docsic? No, he started it.
No, he started it. No, he started it.
Wait, cruising down the highway.
What?
You.
I am for real.
I
You killed the game to go AFK, heard that?
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you will lose everything in life actually, it's not just for games, you got to play confident.
You hit the contact table, play confident, or you will lose, or you'll probably lose anyways but fuck it.
Shit.
Wait, Wavy's in here?
My goat.
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Begin to grip I'm a solid doing I should be DC. No fuck
Just so with you of hell
Wait who's gifted
Yo Cosme B
pressure to five gifted holy country the thing is country's back in style
because of summer
Oh, that's not fun.
Wait, you again?
I'm already out.
Fuck me, I hate my life.
Ow!
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Come here, I failed.
Come here, I failed you.
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Music you just rained out if you don't know the song
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What am I supposed to say when I want to cut the young monkey?
It's a sun-gun ring.
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Stuck on your boots number failure
I'll see if they got a big step to get down.
As you can.
I'm a failure. I'm like that ass a failure.
BAAAAA
All right
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wait, what?
give him turn?
please bro
alright, i'll be fine
where is this
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you have 30 seconds go 10 seconds each first of all first of all I'm gonna
average 30,000 viewers you completely forget about me yep absolutely yeah
it's just I don't know yep you guys are stepping seven someone say yep second
of all second of all can we do a violent segment me and you so now you want to do
I literally did rock with you when you had five hundred two thousand two thousand three thousand viewers
Well see I'll let I'll let my chat decide that one because I'm a man of the people I'm a man of the people
okay and third of all and third of all okay can I get like whoever's doing this can I get like 10k
yo bro I clicked on your streams and you were averaging 30k bro and then I chatted in your chat
and you banned me because apparently you banned me I mean it's fine Muda listen
Muda we are getting view-botted now Muda I don't know if this is you're doing but
you started getting view-botted before me so let's really talk about that
I've never gone to be about it, but when I have 40,000 viewers, those are real people.
No, don't fucking don't you buy.
Oh, they're just all watching on the TVs without accounts.
Yeah. Dude, I have a large Saudi Saudi Saudi Arabia
following, bro, and China following, you know, it's just that state.
Right. Right.
And they're not just factories with a whole bunch of phones just looking at
Mooda's nose, big ass fucking nose.
No, chill bro chill. No, I would never view bot and I would never give you about it
Just because I started averaging 40,000 viewers that you know, I do bought it. Yeah, we blew up. We blew up now
What are we gonna do? Yeah, you want to do that segment? I'm actually down. But what what day because I can't do it
What we can't do it today. No, I'm getting off soon
Oh, yeah
The viewers won't go down!
It's CLAWD IN JET DPP!
Very ungrateful for your success, Mr. President.
Yeah, I'll read you today, Muda.
Bro, yo, you're...
No, no, no, okay, anyway, anyway, anyway.
Listen, tomorrow, I'm gonna get on early.
Do you want to spend, like, three hours with each other?
Just having sex and playing video games on stream?
Yeah, I'm down, yeah.
Okay, bro, I'm gonna go...
What time... All right, I'm gonna call you tomorrow or something.
Okay, call me when you wake up. I'm up before you. Okay, bro. Okay, bro. All right, bro. Hey, I love you
Bye. Let no wait
Hello, I just said love you bye. What I love you more bro wait, bro. I was just trolling bro. I was just trolling bro
Listen, so I don't want your shitty ass raid bro. I want fucking 30,000 viewers. Yeah
Yeah, and that's where it ends right there
Okay, can't take that guy serious.
I can't, like, all right.
Now, before I get off, I'm going to beat a professional player, hold on.
What?
A mortal one?
What does that mean?
Wait, that's my rank.
Yeah, I can't, I can't invite unless I'm just brain dead.
Oh yeah, I am.
Oh, why is she in the range?
Like, pretty good.
Yo!
All right, cool.
Let me send.
Whoa, that looks bad.
Shysha.
I didn't know.
Oh, oh, oh, how'd I get that off my screen?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Y'all saw what I said.
You guys saw what I said.
I did not type that. I did not type that.
Oh my god.
That looks bad.
Your PC blue screen.
Aren't you a professional player?
That's okay though.
I'm gonna buy something from the shop.
Okay, should I buy this? Yes, no. Maybe so?
Or fuck you.
Oh!
Ryan, did I say to reply with that?
What is this one?
Chad, by the way, I didn't know how to tell you guys, but basically I'm the one doing
all of these animation videos to show you guys.
That's me.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
All right.
Hey!
This is a bad reference video.
I remember they wanted me to just shoot out a wall.
I remember this.
Wait!
God, I thought it was going to be something.
What is this one wait, so do the people that do this like are they players or they riot
Devs question mark
Chapter there's no way riot like I've seen some of these clips bro. There's no way riot devs are that good
Watch let me show you guys
All right, well this is yeah
Okay, well that that's a bad again. That's a bad reference video, but some of them go crazy wait made the bundles the bundles
Former pros so me
Where's a vandal
Did they forget the vandal
I can't invite you because you have Hollywood mode on can you invite me
Go buy the bundle chat. I'm not spending $95 on a bundle wait. Thank you
I'm practicing right now. What do you want?
Lydia, put us into a 1v1.
What? 1v1. It's not Aura. It's not Aura.
Why is she Aura farming? Gosh.
1v1. It's not Aura. It's not Aura. Why is she, why is she Aura farming? Gosh! 1v1.
Lovefell has just subscribed for 4 months. I'll give you...
Do you see complex ranked jinxed C number 24 of streamers are in, crying face emoji, crying face emoji, crying face emoji?
Hello?
Hello?
Mudded?
Hello?
What the fuck's happening?
Shut up!
Okay?
What the fuck's wrong with you?
shut up yeah what's wrong with you John I need to stop John I need to start a
a premier team because I am really good at the game slash all no a bit don't use abilities
No.
Can't type.
Hello, hello.
Feels like just yesterday I was chopping cash in the store.
Wonder if that place is still standing.
Chuck your ass up and read the bits and subs you ungrateful fatass.
Watch this.
Watch this.
I'm going against Lydia, a professional
Valorant player.
What does that mean?
I'm not hearing.
I'm scared.
I'm kind of scared.
I'm Michael.
I'm kind of scared.
Yeah, I'm taking your job. Nope. Let me all chat. I'm I'm taking your job
I'll try again. Sorry
forgot the right ah forgot the left click oh good around pretty good
professional looks like I was the stronger one
Flamed
Yo, what what you play as if diddy and SGA had a kid. What the fuck does that mean? I
I
Hit you in the head. How are you not dead? I hit you in the head. How are you not dead?
Also, can you stop bouncing up on the L on to that platform? It's like celebrate
I'm gonna be saying
Through a wall way too
I'm so good. No, no. I'm so good. Let's fly.
Come on.
Did you order your beard from Teemu?
Oh, Monday Mike!
Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop!
Stop!
Is she playing with-
oh my god oh my god oh my god why is he laughing she's not even trying oh that
bad oh my god all right all right all right I get scared
she's not even trying I fucking hate yo yo I'm gonna leave the game I'm gonna
leave the game
yeah she's not even trying
Yo Monday Mike, do you know the Steelers and
Okay, do you know the Steelers, the Steelers, and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers play each other in Tampa?
Should I go to that?
Should I run through that?
I can't think this shit.
Jack, do you have something?
Six seven?
Please?
I don't get it that was good. That was really good. Well played
I'm down to the game. We will be waiting for you.
How do I leave?
High-vives, are you a fucking Neanderthal?
What?!
Who do you think you are?
Type 1, if high-vives is a fatter-
Ace!
You know who I am? You know who I am?
You know who I am?
I- I- I'm a 27,000 viewer streamer.
That's quite it!
Once you hit, you love high-fives.
Look at all the ones.
One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one.
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