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05-20-2026 · 4h 52m

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[00:03:40] But yeah, I hope everybody's having a fantastic day, bro

[00:03:43] Cuz today, what should we do today, bro? Cuz cuz think about it all CSS on but I to be to be honest

[00:03:50] I really only care if people are getting eliminated like when this playoff bracket starts, then I'll start watching

[00:03:56] because but like is anyone else like this you know I'm saying like surely it's

[00:04:05] not just me like I'm not a loot boggles boggles you got to make your

[00:04:10] botting situation less obvious bro why do you go all out with the with the

[00:04:16] pots you're gonna get paid for that bro wait boggles I don't bought boggles boggles I don't

[00:04:27] but boggles I don't but yeah yeah I'm at 14k type one if you're one of the 14k it's because

[00:04:38] my viewers I got it I got a tutorial my viewers don't know how to log in to twitch they're

[00:04:45] They're like a little older, they're a little older.

[00:04:47] So I gotta do a tutorial on how to log into Twitch.

[00:04:55] It's okay, they're just a little bit older.

[00:04:57] They're just a little bit older.

[00:05:01] We made it.

[00:05:02] I can't take the shit.

[00:05:04] What should I do today?

[00:05:05] Oh yeah, let me do my intro.

[00:05:08] Chad, type of one in the chat,

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[00:05:11] and you want them to fucking die.

[00:05:15] What's this song?

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[00:05:29] My bad CTE

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[00:05:40] Voggles, this fucker, look at this fucking idiots, man.

[00:05:47] This is not Max Verstappen's song, Keto.

[00:05:50] Bro, my hair is pissing me off.

[00:05:51] What if I just go bald?

[00:05:53] Fuck!

[00:05:54] No, I gotta start mauling, chat.

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[00:09:07] Chew to chew

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[00:09:15] Tuesday, bruv.

[00:09:17] Chow, how do I look today?

[00:09:19] Why am I asking this?

[00:09:21] It's because I'm very hyper today.

[00:09:23] Chow, I'm not going to lie, I actually got some sleep today.

[00:09:26] I'm very fucking hyper, I just want to scream.

[00:09:29] Static.

[00:09:31] Static means showing little or no change.

[00:09:34] Or the crackling noise caused by electrical interference.

[00:09:38] How many hours does he usually stream before making a joke? Someone laughs at chat. Okay. Um, bro

[00:09:45] Everyone laughs up like what I do I are up like

[00:09:49] Bro, do you ever stop talking?

[00:09:59] Nice guys

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[00:10:03] Golem as in goal. Um, wait, how do you spell golem?

[00:10:08] I'm laughing at you, Earl, not with you.

[00:10:22] A Golem is a creature from folklore, made from clay, and brought to life through magical

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[00:10:30] Golem.

[00:10:32] The villagers feared the Golem that roamed the streets at night.

[00:10:36] No, but that's not true. The sentence is inaccurate because in Minecraft, the golems protect the villagers.

[00:10:45] Right?

[00:10:47] The villagers feared the golem that roams the streets at night.

[00:10:51] Guys, can we stop celebrating the 60k view bots?

[00:10:55] I'm serious about this one. I'm gonna get mad. Do y'all want me to get mad? Yo, my hair is pissing me off today.

[00:11:01] It's because I just got out of the shower and it kind of just wants to do what it wants to do.

[00:11:04] to do what it wants to do you know I'm not touching my hair for the rest of the

[00:11:06] look at it I'm gonna go fuck what happens send bro bro I'm about to hit

[00:11:17] 100k I'm about to hit 100k viewers I mean what the fuck all right type one if

[00:11:26] you're real hey squishy squishy hey hey squishy yeah this this this fucker

[00:11:34] Yeah, I didn't make shit. By the way, these are all fucking chat GPT-claw

[00:11:45] clients looking at me. Don't remind me of some 60k ww.

[00:11:48] Whatever dude. Emphatic.

[00:11:51] Don't know how to spell this word. Emphatic means expressing something

[00:11:55] with force and clarity. Em?

[00:11:57] Leaving no room for doubt. That's...ick.

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[00:15:21] homes. What the fuck? Can't do the shit.

[00:15:33] Okay, backstreet boys has to be. Who is who is? Oh,

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[00:15:44] Who the fuck is the Lewis Fonsaw?

[00:15:51] Mac Miller might go.

[00:15:57] Mac Miller.

[00:15:58] No.

[00:15:59] Mac Miller.

[00:16:00] I refuse to believe that Eminem has over 30 minutes, but it's Eminem though.

[00:16:04] No, there's no way.

[00:16:05] There's just no way.

[00:16:07] There's just no fucking way.

[00:16:12] Eminem?

[00:16:13] What?

[00:16:19] Eddie Murphy or Eminem?

[00:16:24] Yeah. Easy. Fucking easy.

[00:16:30] Us. Unforgiven. Which is the- I don't watch movies. Probably us?

[00:16:38] Oh.

[00:16:43] I'm sorry.

[00:16:50] Unforgiven.

[00:16:53] It's, it's cute.

[00:16:55] Congrats on 35 K views vice.

[00:16:58] Thanks bro. Yo bro. I don't know if you know.

[00:17:03] My nose running.

[00:17:06] Bro is popping off.

[00:17:10] In the name of the father

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[00:17:17] I don't know movies bro the power of the dog. Yeah, I fucking can't do this shit

[00:17:22] Through 3248 just subscribed with prime glad to be a part of the 55k watching

[00:17:32] Bro

[00:17:33] Were you number one on complex streamer list? Uh, bro, i'm not

[00:17:37] Yeah, bro. I'm view-bottin' myself. Are you brain-dead? Prices? I mean, it has to be this. There's no way the original Monopoly board is more expensive than this.

[00:17:52] Okay, next.

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[00:30:02] He needs to like go to school or something bro, I'm not kidding wait chat

[00:30:06] Does anyone want to get to me wait? When did they add this Chad? Does anyone want to get me to my goal?

[00:30:14] Twitch added this they they're testing the future out

[00:30:17] So basically if we get to the goal, I have to let them know that it works

[00:30:21] But that's only if we get to the goal chat

[00:30:24] Does anyone want to get us to this goal?

[00:30:27] Hell no

[00:30:31] That background is TOS you should remove it. It's a hammer. Oh

[00:30:36] NOOO!

[00:30:39] That's one!

[00:30:42] Stay right! Appreciate it's your one gift, it's up! Thank you!

[00:30:46] Anyone else?

[00:30:50] Yo dude, how obvious do you view bar?

[00:30:53] Yo I don't... okay...

[00:30:56] I can't, I can't take this shit anymore.

[00:30:58] the viewer goal with these nice work on that thank my chats yeah i'm just gonna

[00:31:05] thank everyone's chats no i don't care i'm not i'm a big streamer now i don't

[00:31:11] yoooooo cause me be able to five gifted cause me be gifted five subscriptions to

[00:31:16] the community thank you thank you so much chat i'm a big streamer now i don't

[00:31:22] i don't read chats anymore you know what i i only think subs

[00:31:27] Yo, C-bans! Thank you so much! Thank you so- I'm stuttering. Why do I always stutter?

[00:31:35] Jack, I think my headset's going out, bro. Unless- Unless my- Like, unless-

[00:31:43] Unless my- Unless- Yeah. Unless, like, my ears look long, but I'm pretty sure my headset's going out, bro.

[00:31:50] got few but it too yeah it's just oh my no my audio was low my music oh yeah I

[00:32:01] need like hype music bro

[00:32:05] on no Chad is anyone have hype music for me seriously do you knock do y'all not

[00:32:17] care about me playboy Carti wait does anyone play this game anymore what am I

[00:32:26] what am I queuing and a East and a central and a central Texas central to

[00:32:38] What's the story looking like today?

[00:32:48] This is a banger.

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[00:39:08] I'm a pro. What the fuck? I have it? Why do I have it?

[00:39:16] Damn it!

[00:39:20] No. That's not even my fault.

[00:39:26] That is not even my fault.

[00:39:30] Good. Now we build on this.

[00:39:33] Hey, Mr. Bread!

[00:39:35] You wanna talk about it or not?

[00:39:38] What?

[00:39:40] He doesn't even know what happened.

[00:39:42] I'm fucking dumb.

[00:39:43] Talk about what?

[00:39:44] Yeah, I fucking can't take this shit.

[00:39:47] Just talk about it.

[00:39:52] I don't know, you just baited me.

[00:39:58] It did.

[00:39:59] Alright.

[00:40:00] I didn't know.

[00:40:01] This guy's fucking high as shit

[00:40:12] Up on this thing on site

[00:40:47] It's the math that has to be

[00:40:54] Wait, I thought they were talking to me there's a character named vice

[00:41:00] I'm in the game

[00:41:03] Orbra

[00:41:13] Okay, it's still a little too fast

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[00:41:21] got to go

[00:41:35] one top rope

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[00:41:39] what is happening

[00:41:43] I'm warming up

[00:41:45] up a more me out there what's going on oh I'm caught okay maybe I should have went

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[00:42:02] job I'm a little confused I don't know how this operator works bro also

[00:42:07] apparently she's been nerfed she's not even good

[00:42:10] All good.

[00:42:24] All good.

[00:42:25] Chad, watch this.

[00:42:26] Watch how I play.

[00:42:29] High-vives, how are you so good at the game?

[00:42:31] Just watch.

[00:42:40] Get out of my way!

[00:42:47] The show begins!

[00:42:54] Go, go, go!

[00:43:00] Nice drive!

[00:43:05] Nice try

[00:43:14] Okay

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[00:43:56] I'm sure.

[00:44:03] It's alright, what is it?

[00:44:15] Guys I'm sorry.

[00:44:18] Aim's still a little shaky.

[00:44:19] Nah nah, we're good.

[00:44:20] You won, you won.

[00:44:21] We won?

[00:44:22] Oh sure, we won.

[00:44:23] Yeah we won.

[00:44:24] Oh nice guys, good job.

[00:44:25] good job chat why is my sense so fast is there is there acceleration in this game I don't

[00:44:38] get it I don't understand yeah I'm playing well I'm playing very well thing is I'm not

[00:44:49] I don't know for I got

[00:45:04] Watch

[00:45:19] Yeah, I'm a go yeah, I got it now. No, I fucking got it

[00:45:28] Just one of them

[00:45:35] Just run just run

[00:45:44] What pick it up bro pick it up

[00:45:49] What do you mean? How do you even manage that?

[00:45:51] Just pick it up, bro.

[00:45:56] Off the edge of the map.

[00:46:11] Good flank. Again, me just in optimal position.

[00:46:15] OHHHHHHH!

[00:46:19] Got flashbang on my team. So how is this my phone at all? I had to play and then I got flashed by my own team

[00:46:29] What the fuck

[00:46:33] What's good flat there

[00:46:37] For my sense even more I

[00:46:44] Like slow sense

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[00:46:59] Number one streamer 55k. Yeah, exactly now we're taking over

[00:47:06] We really taking over

[00:47:09] God they give up so much space. I you know what I gotta do

[00:47:12] I just gotta swing these motherfuckers bro because at the end of the day, they're not as good as me

[00:47:16] They're not they're not a top 300 champion in this prime

[00:47:19] on our six they could never that game is not built for the week and this game

[00:47:28] it's a very amazing one we're gonna look at

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[00:47:53] No need that no need that

[00:48:05] What's going on

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[00:57:43] lobbies hold up let me just give my confidence back well have ice think about

[00:57:48] You're the you're the goat bro. You're the fucking goat

[00:57:52] I'm not calling KTV for coaching

[00:57:56] I'm better than can't be I'm better

[00:58:01] Vendor

[00:58:05] Wait so chat they bought another broke right

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[00:58:48] what's going on what just happened to me one enemy remaining

[00:58:57] Smurf last, smurf last, smurf last!

[00:59:00] Oh no.

[00:59:02] Chow watch what the smurf does bro.

[00:59:08] Oh no.

[00:59:13] Oh my god I can't clutch.

[00:59:24] Yeah let's just run there.

[00:59:57] I got a chug Red Bull after this.

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[01:03:42] You will not kill my alive

[01:03:47] I'm out special

[01:03:57] I'm out of here.

[01:03:58] Oh!

[01:04:01] Last player standing.

[01:04:04] 30 seconds left.

[01:04:05] Go, go, go!

[01:04:07] Play post.

[01:04:12] Gotta go!

[01:04:18] Whole team just dies, bro.

[01:04:20] Fucking useless ass team!

[01:04:22] You guys are just

[01:04:52] Oh my gosh

[01:05:01] Got one come on. I got mine come on you guys got this

[01:05:16] Nice

[01:05:48] What I need to do? I need to take fights. I need to fight these losers. Because I am the best. I am the best.

[01:06:00] Run out! Shoot, shoot, shoot! I should be the first one dead.

[01:06:08] Not warping.

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[01:06:28] Yeah, I'm sure

[01:06:32] But look what I'm playing and look how my team's playing

[01:06:35] See this this is this is a one enemy remaining

[01:06:40] What!

[01:06:42] shotgun and spawn something nice all right a a a a report that mother hey

[01:06:49] I should be cheating I'm not kidding control the space our um our um our fade

[01:06:59] Yeah, yeah

[01:07:03] One makes you say that

[01:07:08] Don't know actually I'm I think I'm just hoping

[01:07:12] Wait, watch this. I got this. Yo, I'm gonna sit there. I'm gonna set the tone for this round. Okay

[01:07:17] All right, I'll play behind you. Thank you

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[01:07:24] Yep

[01:07:26] I got on to play one game. I didn't think I was going to do this bad.

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[01:07:53] Hold on let me say it to my team guys look at my score 16 and 17

[01:08:00] Six seven it's even better when the actual scoreboard shows that

[01:08:51] I can't

[01:08:55] I'm rotating, rotating, rotating

[01:09:04] Go, go, go

[01:09:12] Last player standing. Spike planted

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[01:11:51] If we made it, oh, yo, guys.

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[01:12:20] can y'all be honest with me? like an MBB that asks do I deserve bronze 3? yes or no?

[01:12:41] the big leagues are calling

[01:12:43] shut up! seriously!

[01:12:47] aim is good but but don't play neon yeah because I didn't realize and neon

[01:12:53] got nerfed into the ground and my whole chat said

[01:12:56] dude dude bro bro you gotta play neon yeah play neon play play neon yes he

[01:13:06] doesn't know yeah bro why'd you play her she's nerf into the ground like

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[01:13:17] Can't deal with this shit bro. I bet I can't do this shit

[01:13:20] Now I need motivation now I need motivation, please please I need a motive I need I need a motivational

[01:13:27] I need a motivation. I need a motive. I need a motion. I need a motivational switch. I need a motivational switch

[01:13:34] Ray Lewis

[01:13:37] Motes motivation

[01:13:44] Hello listeners, well, diversity is excited to share that we have a new podcast called morning motivation

[01:13:52] Bro, diversity. Oh, what are looking to start your day?

[01:13:57] Well, internet searches, what healthcare just got less painful. Huh?

[01:14:02] What?

[01:14:03] Change.

[01:14:04] She said, Junior, I don't gamble in my house, ain't no cars coming in my house.

[01:14:10] Match found.

[01:14:11] Listen, Mark, I don't need them.

[01:14:14] Forget them.

[01:14:15] I don't want to forget them.

[01:14:17] I just needed them.

[01:14:18] It's only up from here.

[01:14:20] It's only up from here, bro.

[01:14:21] I'm not playing a test server.

[01:14:23] I'm good.

[01:14:24] For years.

[01:14:25] From the time I was four.

[01:14:27] What is good, team?

[01:14:28] Five, six, seven, eight, nine.

[01:14:29] God damn it, I have a talk around my team.

[01:14:31] Oh you know how to same shit different day peak flat three

[01:14:40] 100% if you put four to five hours of valorant a day you can get to send him to

[01:14:46] currently silver one

[01:14:49] I stopped playing the game for two and a half years.

[01:14:58] me and off my mother mother's a very high woman and every time they hit her she would

[01:15:05] bleed from her eyes she will walk around for days with sunglasses on in the house I said

[01:15:14] mom I need a deck of cards no wait I need another I need another I need another one

[01:15:22] Your future is waiting, and Walden is here to do it, but let your say-

[01:15:26] Being of the jungle.

[01:15:29] Isn't that talent?

[01:15:32] That's the only difference of a lion and a-

[01:15:34] Chat!

[01:15:35] Maybe I wouldn't need a podcast if you guys sat here,

[01:15:38] and-and-and you motivated me in the chat.

[01:15:41] How about that?

[01:15:42] Let's do it, let's do it.

[01:15:44] I'm only reading chat for motivation.

[01:15:47] Who about to do?

[01:15:48] I don't know.

[01:15:50] Fuck you!

[01:15:51] You don't read chat. Oh J flow now. I don't reach out fuck off. Fuck you

[01:15:58] Dude your bronze three

[01:16:02] Fuck you lady moat, okay

[01:16:07] Yo, dude, okay, well, yo, can y'all stop with this I'm serious

[01:16:15] Fat ass lady moat javies you're a mod

[01:16:19] just it's nothing but just litty moat and I despise you you are fuck you're

[01:16:27] playing like shit yeah bro I know I'm playing like shit I'm not gonna play

[01:16:33] like shit this game I got y'all come on play good like play well don't let

[01:16:42] your team down. Don't let the chat down. The chat believes in you.

[01:16:52] Okay, that seems like an egg to me.

[01:16:58] Good blind. And then I'm gonna swing off that.

[01:17:02] All good. Wait, he's getting an orb, but this is gonna fall.

[01:17:05] Then I'm gonna shoot down that. I'm gonna pop this so I can get out

[01:17:08] immediately.

[01:17:12] Hey there, hi vibes. Why do you have a phallic symbol on your screen? Check hard drive.

[01:17:20] What?

[01:17:27] What? What is a phallic symbol? What is that?

[01:17:37] I'm too dumb. Of course you can go in the head.

[01:17:42] Oh

[01:17:53] No

[01:18:03] I had to go I got it this song just subscribed

[01:18:12] We won because we were focused hey guys keep that

[01:18:24] Guys what did we ping there

[01:18:42] I heard Marshall's good. I heard it's like the boss G

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[01:19:33] help help help help help

[01:19:40] come on

[01:19:42] Spikey's fucking gone

[01:19:52] Okay, now I play with Vandal. I'm playing well so far motivation work

[01:19:59] Two and two not bad

[01:20:01] Well, I need to do it. I need to just swing

[01:20:03] Nobody's better than me when I'm in my peak form. Nobody's better than me when I'm swinging nobody's better than me

[01:20:12] I think it's just an A here.

[01:20:19] We're just going to respect the A here.

[01:20:28] Oh

[01:20:49] This guy's just fucking baiting bro

[01:20:58] come on it's not winnable why even fight now it's not winnable

[01:21:08] yeah but it's not winnable bro they're not gonna swing you

[01:21:15] Vendor Vendor Vendor

[01:21:19] motivation you're right I need motivation

[01:21:51] What's it need you to tap into your lion mentality my lion mentality?

[01:21:56] You do not have to be the biggest yep. You do not have to be the smartest yep, and definitely not the smartest

[01:22:03] I'm pretty athletic

[01:22:18] What is the lion's mentality

[01:22:20] Fearless courage, bravery, leadership, never willing to surrender, life and to death.

[01:22:29] Yep, I will never surrender, I'll keep fighting.

[01:22:32] Are you prepared to fight?

[01:22:34] Yes!

[01:22:35] Are you prepared to gain?

[01:22:36] Yes!

[01:22:37] You got to fight!

[01:22:38] You got to fight!

[01:22:39] You got to give everything you have!

[01:22:42] All you need is a power, a strength and a tenacity to give it everything you've got!

[01:22:49] Maybe you're just buried and dead.

[01:22:51] News.

[01:22:52] Maybe you need to stand up for something you love or believe and that others don't understand.

[01:22:57] Don't stop.

[01:22:58] Don't stop.

[01:22:59] Do not give up.

[01:23:00] Don't give up.

[01:23:01] You're courageous.

[01:23:02] Shut.

[01:23:03] Never give up in life.

[01:23:04] But what it is you want to manifest in your life.

[01:23:06] Maybe you have tried time and time again and nothing has worked.

[01:23:10] Maybe you have become discouraged because you have been on the hook for your bones

[01:23:14] for years with no rewards.

[01:23:16] Let me share something with you.

[01:23:18] The can is empty bro.

[01:23:21] IA, get slow, relax.

[01:23:28] The half, and then, kill him?

[01:23:30] Oh shoo!

[01:23:34] Clutch.

[01:23:37] You picture these little faces.

[01:23:39] Sorry, I should be back.

[01:23:42] I just keep telling you to go.

[01:23:44] if you quit the guarantee of missing your next opportunity and creating the life that you

[01:23:51] claim you want for yourself. It ain't going to be easy. It's not going to be a walk in the park.

[01:23:57] It's not going to be easy Chad. Boy you know what? The lion doesn't give up. I will never give up.

[01:24:06] Yeah, the line is brave

[01:24:36] I

[01:24:38] down

[01:24:49] Why doesn't give up

[01:25:01] I don't give up

[01:25:06] one enemy remaining.

[01:25:11] Oh, my, my, my, my.

[01:25:16] Continue on our path.

[01:25:21] It's been right.

[01:25:23] Yes.

[01:25:24] Go for the trap.

[01:25:27] Lion mentality.

[01:25:31] Need a drop.

[01:25:34] Need a job, please

[01:25:39] You don't want to buy the lion that's fine

[01:25:52] All right, turn off the motivation all right, I have in my head be the lion

[01:25:55] pros don't fake that's what I'm trying to say pros don't fucking fake okay three

[01:26:06] five I love that I love I love when the odds are

[01:26:17] No player standing

[01:26:24] I don't know what that does

[01:26:36] I'll make them remember, they'll make you remember.

[01:26:42] Gecko Alts. Heard. Got it now. See? That's another lesson learned, though. Another round

[01:26:52] played, another lesson, I'm 4 and 7. Not playing the best today, but does the lion

[01:26:58] give up chat yes or no no lion would never give up

[01:27:10] baby baby baby baby planting wait what no I meant TPN I can't see I can't see I

[01:27:21] I got blinded.

[01:27:25] What's going on here? What's going on?

[01:27:27] Guys, we shouldn't all be here.

[01:27:28] We shouldn't all be here.

[01:27:30] Bad positioning for my team.

[01:27:34] Nice.

[01:27:34] It's you and me.

[01:27:38] It's you and me.

[01:27:40] Oh!

[01:27:42] It's a fake!

[01:27:43] Hey, hey, hey!

[01:27:49] There they are.

[01:28:21] I got spike I got spike I for another

[01:28:27] I'm gonna one fight fight fight fight fight go over

[01:28:34] Last player standing

[01:28:38] Put your kick

[01:28:41] One enemy remaining

[01:28:51] and your friends of ours are not too friendly.

[01:28:58] They are so dead!

[01:29:00] It's fine. It's all good.

[01:29:02] Chat, can we get some NTs in the chat?

[01:29:04] W try, nice try, you fat.

[01:29:07] All right, NTNT, thank you.

[01:29:12] Unlucky, thank you.

[01:29:14] Chat, reinforce the lion.

[01:29:21] Oh

[01:29:33] My ults ready

[01:29:36] Perfect clay

[01:29:38] Just play how you want to play bro. Let your nut time. You're the best in the lobby heard heard

[01:29:43] fucking god

[01:29:45] Who's gonna stop you who they're gonna kill you they're gonna kill you

[01:29:51] What? What? What are you doing?

[01:30:15] We are Valorant. We are fighting. We are Valorant. Yo, yo, hey! Yep, how do I how do I turn off the

[01:30:24] right here? That's it. That's the last straw for that one.

[01:30:38] We are Valorant.

[01:30:45] One taps, one taps, one taps, one taps.

[01:30:50] Reacts faster?

[01:30:51] Reacts faster.

[01:30:52] Reacts faster.

[01:30:53] Top left, top left, top left, top left, top left.

[01:30:55] No.

[01:30:56] Fuck.

[01:30:57] All good.

[01:30:58] Don't be.

[01:30:59] Odin.

[01:31:00] There's an Odin B, but I think it's just pressure for A. Don't leave A. Don't leave A.

[01:31:02] Keep me sleeping here.

[01:31:03] Fuck.

[01:31:04] Fuck.

[01:31:05] This is fine, this is fine.

[01:31:08] this is fine, this is fine

[01:31:13] need to make a go here

[01:31:15] let me

[01:31:16] go, go, go here

[01:31:19] play here please, play here

[01:31:22] bubble

[01:32:38] She may help! She may help!

[01:32:40] She may help!

[01:32:42] Hey, Tom!

[01:32:44] Walk up.

[01:32:46] Kill one, kill one!

[01:32:48] You may never give up like never give up never never line never gives up

[01:33:12] Bro

[01:33:20] I'm not going to iron bro. I don't deserve iron

[01:33:26] Don't deserve it

[01:33:39] We lost we fucking lost

[01:33:42] Fuck

[01:33:56] Team's just bad team's just bad

[01:34:01] What are you shooting at you're shooting at his hip

[01:34:06] Nice

[01:34:12] Oh man is inting oh man stop stop please stop in sing the game

[01:34:41] I want to win

[01:34:51] Oh, hey, oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

[01:35:04] Oh, they're coming. Oh, they're coming. Don't panic. Do not panic

[01:35:11] Yeah, this guy's probably just smurfing.

[01:35:28] Yo!

[01:35:29] Yo, I'm gonna be real, bro!

[01:35:56] Yeah, this is hell, this is hell on Earth.

[01:36:02] Yeah, this guy's a starfighter, 100%.

[01:36:06] Oh, good.

[01:36:26] Oh, he just went to mo- Like he's just- Bro, my teammate's just inting the game.

[01:36:56] where did tp do what

[01:37:07] where'd he go where'd he go

[01:37:14] who believes type of one in the chat

[01:37:22] okay

[01:37:26] Why is this guy throwing the game?

[01:37:51] Why do I always get throwers on my team? I don't get it

[01:37:57] Did I get rollback

[01:38:01] Let me report them

[01:38:21] Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking lose my-

[01:38:30] I just have a guy who's throwing on my team, bro.

[01:38:39] I can't take this shit, bro.

[01:38:47] Okay.

[01:38:49] Okay.

[01:38:51] Wait, just plant the bomb.

[01:39:03] Wait, why are we not planting the bomb?

[01:39:05] Thank you.

[01:39:35] you

[01:40:05] you

[01:40:35] you

[01:41:05] you

[01:41:35] you

[01:42:05] you

[01:42:33] Yeah

[01:42:35] and he came in and he got like you

[01:42:38] the

[01:42:41] jam on me

[01:42:42] so why are we wasting time

[01:42:44] are you wasting ground

[01:42:46] when you should be with me instead

[01:42:49] I know I could speak you better

[01:42:53] but I can't eat that

[01:42:55] and I can't eat that

[01:42:58] and I can't eat that

[01:43:01] I

[01:44:01] I

[01:44:12] Can't get filthy

[01:44:27] I didn't even react today I looked up on my teammate dying

[01:45:01] Are happy

[01:45:18] To me it's on two thousand three thousand ping how is that possible? Okay, I'm done. No, I'm fucking off

[01:45:31] you

[01:46:01] you

[01:46:31] you

[01:47:01] you

[01:47:31] you

[01:48:31] should I talk yes or no should I talk yes or no no see this fucking lady moe

[01:48:40] Oh, it's fucked.

[01:48:42] Fuck you!

[01:48:44] Fuck you!

[01:48:56] Look, it's every email.

[01:48:57] Look, look, look, it's every message.

[01:48:59] It's every message.

[01:49:00] Look, look, it's every message.

[01:49:02] This cat is the worst cat on Twitch.

[01:49:05] No!

[01:49:06] Fuck you!

[01:49:10] What is in my mind? Is it now Balor and Claire's deal?

[01:49:13] Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!

[01:49:18] Where are the golds of my team?

[01:49:32] I don't know where they came from.

[01:49:40] I need to get the balance.

[01:49:47] Stay depressed, you loser.

[01:49:53] This guy says good luck on fun.

[01:50:02] He's a smurf.

[01:50:03] Fun I know it.

[01:50:06] I love it to see everybody.

[01:50:11] Now, turn off the sad music.

[01:50:24] How do you want to be known, Peves?

[01:50:26] Do you want to be known as the fucking worst Valorant player?

[01:50:29] No. You want to be known as the fucking greatest of all time.

[01:50:36] Break down the smoke!

[01:50:53] Hello, Mr. Vice, are you really replacing us with you, Boss?

[01:50:56] I thought we were like family, but never you.

[01:51:06] Yo, man, you gotta get better, bro.

[01:51:12] Nice, oh man!

[01:51:14] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[01:51:20] Good shit, guys, good shit.

[01:51:22] Come on.

[01:51:28] Come on.

[01:51:30] Oh, just play better, I got it.

[01:51:32] No one to blame but your fucking self.

[01:51:34] you loser you're a fucking loser

[01:51:44] can everybody just flip me off in the chat I deserve nothing if I don't want

[01:51:51] If I don't get kills I deserve nothing.

[01:52:19] Is this a sick joke?

[01:52:21] I'm not even kidding

[01:52:25] Is this a sick joke

[01:52:30] Why are they playing like this

[01:52:44] Nice

[01:52:46] good shit bro wait did I get an assist? nice. I set a system on screen hold on

[01:52:55] don't go here don't go here it's a bad idea it's a bad idea

[01:52:59] planting B planting B

[01:53:03] really good to pay

[01:53:11] jet last jet last oh I forgot to give jet the Guardian Miha Miha Miha son

[01:53:52] You're worse than my grandma with Parkinson's trying a Jenga

[01:54:17] We want to be known as I was gonna be known as a fucking donk of valorant already

[01:54:20] What do you want to be known as you would be known as a fucking failure probably here

[01:54:40] What happens what the fuck what the fuck I don't understand

[01:54:50] Yeah, I don't I don't understand this game

[01:55:03] I'm just

[01:55:07] What is happening, I got

[01:55:10] Getting bad I look up. I'm just getting fucking flipped off like

[01:55:13] like I'm not playing carefree I'm playing like a fucking bitch right now bro

[01:55:28] yeah Tom shut the fuck up bro Tom your gold one shut up you're not good I had

[01:55:36] potential to be a mortal

[01:56:09] Can I get a gunfight?

[01:56:12] I haven't gotten a gunfight.

[01:56:16] I have not gotten one gunfight.

[01:56:18] What the fuck?

[01:56:21] I can't think of shit, bro.

[01:56:29] I am my touches backseat gaming when I'm facing obvious smurfs and cheaters.

[01:56:35] I

[01:56:37] Yep, it's it's how they smoke banging like this. What is happening right now? How?

[01:56:54] I don't I don't I don't deserve to breathe

[01:57:05] guys let's talk about post game alright so basically next round I'm gonna try to

[01:57:16] give a gun fight I don't know maybe I just beat maybe I beat I'm gonna shot

[01:57:27] through smokes. Okay. Don't rage so loud? Okay. Yeah, I'll be positive. Oh, I'm just

[01:57:47] 014 in a video game. It's a video game. It's pixels. I'm trash at everything I do. I

[01:57:53] should expect this come on let's go round five yepy

[01:58:04] oh God's girl I don't want to add you bro

[01:58:12] it's like a grown-ass man

[01:58:18] good entry

[01:58:23] We got B if you want to come plop here.

[01:58:28] Watch out Grouch.

[01:58:42] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[01:58:46] Can I get a fucking gunfight?

[01:58:49] Oh my god!

[01:58:53] I can't I can't I'm not getting a gunfight

[01:59:00] literally I haven't gotten a gunfight

[01:59:03] yeah what I have to do

[01:59:06] hey man just wanted to cheer you up

[01:59:15] you haven't done any damage

[01:59:16] yeah bro I haven't gotten a gunfight

[01:59:20] you're a piece of shit you're genuinely the scummiest and worst human being of all time I hope you're

[01:59:25] head full of respect for what you're wearing and you deserve nothing worse like time you are

[01:59:29] displaced to twitch and video games I hope you never find what you're looking for you've ruined my day

[01:59:37] none of what you just said is true none of it

[01:59:39] I want five.

[01:59:44] I gotta be better.

[01:59:49] No excuse for it.

[01:59:50] You're a fucking failure.

[01:59:52] If you think there's an excuse, you're a fucking failure.

[01:59:56] There's no excuse for this.

[02:00:00] None.

[02:00:07] This guy's just, this guy's just adding me with a whole bunch of hard R's.

[02:00:11] Nice, bro.

[02:00:13] I'll just report you. I'll just report you.

[02:00:20] Think he comes back.

[02:00:22] What are you scared of?

[02:00:22] and to think i was questioning my r6 gameplay and here you are thank you meho

[02:00:39] all right monday monday monday if the gloves are coming off the gloves are coming off

[02:00:45] I'm very nice to you Monday

[02:01:04] You don't want the gloves come off

[02:01:06] What

[02:01:13] What why was my teammate in a cocoon

[02:01:29] Very good, very good

[02:01:33] chat

[02:01:36] how do I turn off communications I don't like when they talk to me when

[02:01:42] they're not added how do I do that

[02:02:06] I

[02:02:27] It's because i'm crouching it's because i'm fucking crouching

[02:02:30] No chat it's people in no chat it's people that don't have me at oh wait

[02:02:44] I mean, I just, oh, I mean, just block this guy.

[02:02:53] Okay.

[02:02:58] Interesting.

[02:03:07] Lock it.

[02:03:14] You want no chat you wonder how don't place if dogs having a bad game

[02:03:22] He still plays the same you still plays like don't don't play like don't if don't just having a bad game

[02:03:30] Flash up without that

[02:03:44] of

[02:03:54] one

[02:04:24] A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A!

[02:04:27] DONK?

[02:04:28] STILL play as like DONK!

[02:04:30] IF DONK IS HAVING A BAD GAME!

[02:04:35] Chaa, how do I stop you from adding me?

[02:04:48] Thank you!

[02:04:52] Yo, Cosme.

[02:04:53] Thank you for being such a wholesome chatter, bro. You'd never have to pay a dime, bro

[02:04:56] Thank you for being a wholesome chatter. Seriously. Cost me this one's for you

[02:05:08] Okay

[02:05:23] You

[02:05:40] Guys

[02:05:41] Guys

[02:05:44] It's my toolkit. It's my toolkit

[02:05:46] Look look look

[02:05:49] Ten thousand bitrate zero drop frames toolkit it's just going out

[02:05:56] Look, it's my toolkit. I'm not gonna do about that

[02:06:13] Take a shower I smell you from Hungary you're hungry

[02:06:18] get it cuz hungry like rolling on the floor laughing emojis

[02:06:31] I feel like I'm improving what is that what is that effect called it's like

[02:06:52] when you try something new and then you're like good at it first you're like good at

[02:06:57] Fuck you, don't ever enter me.

[02:07:03] What the fuck do you think you are?

[02:07:05] I'm Donk, pussy.

[02:07:24] I tried my best.

[02:07:28] How may for an eight

[02:07:36] Wait chat isn't this chat isn't this defender sided though it is it is oh, I'm not worried. I'm not worried over

[02:07:43] I'm gonna go to the light lie because I need to save some money right now I have 1200

[02:08:01] I'm playing ranked get away from me seriously

[02:08:31] I have a shit done

[02:08:44] bro Jack how are they what this is bronze holy fuck

[02:08:59] What do you think my max rank in the game is?

[02:09:28] not plastic

[02:09:38] that's what i'm missing right now

[02:09:58] you

[02:10:28] you

[02:10:58] you

[02:11:28] you

[02:11:58] you

[02:12:28] You

[02:12:58] You

[02:13:18] Get the fuck out of my game

[02:13:28] I'm not a body shot demon no I'm just playing confident now

[02:13:46] 55k and you're not even a viewbotting. You're the king. Thank you, bro. I bait.

[02:14:16] of

[02:14:23] death of

[02:14:26] death of

[02:14:31] death of

[02:14:33] death of

[02:14:36] death

[02:14:41] You're low key not bad. Thank you. Thank you.

[02:14:53] Thank you.

[02:14:54] Chad, I just gotta play confident, bro.

[02:14:59] Chad!

[02:15:00] 11-11!

[02:15:01] Make a wish!

[02:15:02] Make a wish

[02:16:04] you

[02:16:34] you

[02:17:04] you

[02:17:34] you

[02:18:04] you

[02:18:34] you

[02:19:04] you

[02:19:34] you

[02:20:04] you

[02:20:34] you

[02:21:04] you

[02:21:34] You

[02:22:04] If I crouch one more fucking time, I'm going to lose my fucking mind.

[02:22:28] Also, my team can't hold a sight for the life of them!

[02:22:35] If they had a gun to their head, and they had to hold one sight, they unbonded it.

[02:22:44] Where's it? Where's it? Where the fuck is it at? Where's it at? Where's Crouch?

[02:22:51] Oh, fuck this shit.

[02:22:58] Yeah, cool, lady moji, I don't care.

[02:23:10] Now it's C, but I go over there and now it's C, like, is my brain computing this?

[02:23:19] I'm going to lose my mind I'm actually have to lose my mind I'm going to lose another

[02:23:37] game because I'm fucking shit ass team like should I start being toxic yes or no I think

[02:23:45] I should they deserve it they deserve it they deserve I'm gonna start being toxic

[02:24:00] Yo, can we hold a fucking site?

[02:24:07] Or a doors open our doors open are you just a is it a fucking welcome me home party? What the fuck is happening?

[02:24:14] Yo, if you're gonna own a site hold it with your fucking life

[02:24:17] Don't allow them to take this site. Do you understand me?

[02:24:22] High-fives out

[02:24:34] Where communicate where where

[02:24:42] Hello

[02:24:44] I feel like I'm speaking to fucking like aliens.

[02:24:50] Nice!

[02:24:51] Oh no, oh no.

[02:24:53] Hey, hey, hey, hey!

[02:25:09] No, no, no, no!

[02:25:12] Oh, onsite, onsite.

[02:25:26] Guys, do the one just but-

[02:25:42] nothing but disappointment for you guys nothing nothing but disappointment you

[02:25:53] guys fucking suck let's force our teeth come on I believe in us come on if you

[02:26:09] You believe? Give me a hoorah!

[02:26:26] Yeah, I think these guys are just sniping. I'mma be real.

[02:26:29] How do I turn on super mode?

[02:26:39] One tell one tell one tell

[02:27:01] What I'm like, oh my god, I lost again

[02:27:09] 9 and 19. I coulda got a fucking pebble on my team and he woulda done better. At least

[02:27:22] they woulda fucking tripped over him. Holy shit! You suck! GG's guys. No it's not just

[02:27:35] Get all your lucky. Hey, you said that last second. Oh, you're lucky. No, it's not just a fucking game. It's my life

[02:27:43] Thank you. Thank you. Hey 500 real viewers 55. Thank you

[02:28:05] you

[02:28:35] you

[02:29:05] you

[02:29:35] you

[02:30:05] you

[02:30:35] You

[02:31:05] when I first heard that you were darker than I could ever even know that hurt.

[02:31:11] I swear for a while I'm still before you should see your day.

[02:31:14] Yo, garlic bread. Do you mind, bro? Do you mind?

[02:31:19] I know you ain't like this.

[02:31:22] I love, I love, I love.

[02:31:24] They all love, I love.

[02:31:26] I know you ain't like this.

[02:31:28] I know you ain't like this.

[02:31:30] I know you ain't like this.

[02:31:32] I know you ain't like this.

[02:31:34] You're asking for it back.

[02:31:37] Could you tell me where you get the money?

[02:31:41] If you could save me so that we hide.

[02:31:45] You're making me cry.

[02:31:47] You broke me.

[02:31:50] You broke me first.

[02:31:55] You broke me first.

[02:31:59] Stop putting a little emo절 in parade He doesnt work!

[02:32:03] It doesnt work like that!

[02:32:09] Slash

[02:32:22] Go on go on

[02:32:25] chick emoji from facing baby chicken

[02:32:28] okay okay baby chick emoji

[02:32:31] all right you got your front-facing baby

[02:32:34] chick emojis out nice bro

[02:32:42] thank you kid why do people fear you

[02:32:46] because you're fucking baby dog well

[02:32:48] you're probably grandpa dog you old fucks

[02:32:53] Wait, that's a teleporter.

[02:33:03] Wait for him to teleport and then kill him. Wait, hold on.

[02:33:11] Oh, where'd he go?

[02:33:15] The one, the one corner I don't have. The one, the one corner. Show one corner. The one corner.

[02:33:23] Wait, Jai, just dance.

[02:33:30] I'll talk you out the song.

[02:33:45] Nice!

[02:33:48] I sneaked out for the gun and it's nice!

[02:33:52] It's nice!

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[02:56:10] Didn't know you could walk through that

[02:56:18] No, no fuck

[02:56:30] Can I type one if you just follow the stream because of my awesome amazing gameplay look at it

[02:56:48] Sniper.

[02:56:56] So easy, so easy.

[02:56:58] The guy only kills you with a sniper.

[02:57:01] Like, you are a shit of the game, by the way.

[02:57:03] Just so you know.

[02:57:05] Don't think you're good.

[02:57:18] Don't swing, don't swing, it's a sniper.

[02:57:25] RG brain day.

[02:57:33] You are shit at the game, lady mode.

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[02:57:52] Stop stop stop stop no need to be no need to be

[02:58:02] Oh, he's not that close she's not that

[02:58:14] I want a game.

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[03:16:52] You guys are useless

[03:17:03] You're so unfunny double one in the chap I'm unfunny

[03:17:08] Now let's lock it

[03:17:14] I

[03:17:23] Do go away

[03:17:28] Wait, what I'm not on the wall

[03:17:33] It'll say they're gonna

[03:17:44] Oh

[03:18:07] This is so last I mean

[03:18:12] How are you

[03:18:14] 2 again, 2 to B for you

[03:18:16] Another one

[03:18:17] Why's the fuck?

[03:18:19] Main

[03:18:20] Main, main last

[03:18:21] Take fight, take fight

[03:18:23] Go over

[03:18:26] You gotta take the fuck

[03:18:27] You gotta take the fuck

[03:18:30] Come on, I want you much pro league

[03:18:32] I know how pros would play that

[03:18:35] Next

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[03:19:02] Mia

[03:19:06] Yeah, most of myLIE-juts rabes right now

[03:19:08] Don't fall for it

[03:19:13] Here

[03:19:14] I don't fall for the rage rate. I don't even fall for it because I live life, live last

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[03:22:44] One's watching this, one's on the left.

[03:22:49] Only misses a sudden when it starts to snow, only know you love her when you let her go.

[03:22:59] Only know you can hide when you're here alone, only hate her when you're missing home, only know you love her when you let her go.

[03:23:12] life

[03:23:14] and you let it go

[03:23:24] yeah

[03:23:28] staring at the corner of a cloud

[03:23:30] holding my tears

[03:23:32] and you let it dream loud

[03:23:34] the dreams come slow

[03:23:36] and they go so fast

[03:24:08] I miss her. It's okay bro, don't be alright.

[03:24:31] Wait what? I didn't know where you go!

[03:24:38] Oh

[03:24:55] Watch out play this you don't do that kind of eyes. How are you so good?

[03:25:08] I

[03:25:38] I just give it

[03:26:08] I don't know you love me when you let her go

[03:26:11] Hey, good shit team, dope

[03:26:14] You ain't know the dawn so it's all about me keep falling down with it

[03:26:17] Keep falling down with it

[03:26:21] Fuckin' I'm going in, you watch what I do to this

[03:26:23] Nobody told me this shit, I had a game to it

[03:26:25] I think it's the end, I'm fucking in, think I'm losing it

[03:26:28] Like a Jordan, I'm balling, think I'm hoping it

[03:26:30] She popped the perk and it's working so I go through with it

[03:26:32] I slip my cup of the lean in and I go through with it

[03:26:34] She moaned screaming and telling me keep on doing it

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[03:28:06] got out of bed and off and I can't see at all even if I could if I'll be back

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[03:40:51] Know how much are really hey, I forgot it's a lot fuck that never mind what I got nigga don't watch that desire

[03:41:00] Came up and saw me

[03:41:02] Wait they dodged me, they dodged me

[03:41:04] Josh, you think they saw me on the other team and they were like

[03:41:07] I don't want to play this, how am I just going to defend me over all like all game

[03:41:10] Because to be honest, I don't

[03:41:32] Yeah, what? Work, right? I could be ascended, right?

[03:41:38] Y'all agree or not?

[03:41:49] Immortal. I could be immortal?

[03:41:55] I feel like it's more about confidence than anything.

[03:41:57] Like, I'm gonna swing you with your fucking head off every single time.

[03:42:02] I'm on the road like cutting it. I'm stay far. You know what I'm saying?

[03:42:05] And I'm on the road, my self-assist.

[03:42:08] Give me a face for other than shit.

[03:42:09] Ask you to face the skills of my ten-man.

[03:42:11] Stop taking me to the test.

[03:42:13] Liddy Moji.

[03:42:14] If we just know you're a fan.

[03:42:15] So now this guy's paid like he's next.

[03:42:17] Got all these things.

[03:42:19] Got all these things.

[03:42:20] Got all these things.

[03:42:21] Got all these things.

[03:42:22] Where is he?

[03:42:23] I don't know.

[03:42:24] I don't know.

[03:42:25] I don't know.

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[03:42:40] First game on that first game

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[03:43:28] Yo I can't hit

[03:43:41] One of us is dead bro

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[03:47:26] Bye

[03:47:28] Hold Chester is the whole chest of PA watching this guy

[03:47:33] Right now. Oh, no, it's a it's a few bots. Well

[03:47:41] What

[03:48:07] You're so great

[03:48:09] Holy fuck you're so fringe wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

[03:48:17] He's your Spotify DJ death death

[03:48:24] Holy it's like me

[03:48:28] Fuck

[03:48:30] what

[03:49:30] So I clutch my move but he can't walk it

[03:49:32] He don't want no smoke boy

[03:49:33] He not gonna pull the fucking car

[03:49:35] On this fucking bitch

[03:49:36] She can take it, she can kill it

[03:49:38] Now

[03:49:43] Again chat, that isn't, uh, a dancing mode

[03:49:46] Not a dancing mode

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[03:59:10] What's the point then there is no point of you bother there's no point

[03:59:15] Which doesn't even pay off review box. It's literally so dumb

[03:59:30] Oh

[04:00:00] I wanna make up right now, now, now,

[04:00:09] cuz you never go up like this.

[04:00:11] This might be low vibes.

[04:00:14] What the fuck is that mean?

[04:00:17] I can't lie.

[04:00:19] I miss you much.

[04:00:22] You're the apple of my eye.

[04:00:23] I miss you much.

[04:00:24] Jewish world is up first

[04:00:30] Are you just like sick yes, oh now you're making fun of my disabilities

[04:00:54] I hate this fucking guy, bro.

[04:01:04] Chambers the stupidest fucking character I've ever seen in my life.

[04:01:16] In my

[04:01:31] Yo, I'm allowed to have my knife out

[04:01:40] You do all that

[04:01:46] I don't know what happened.

[04:01:48] I don't know what happened.

[04:01:50] That's it, I got it.

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[04:16:46] That's what you should be saying right now.

[04:17:10] No, because I go live and I love my chat.

[04:17:14] I stream every day consistently, wait except for Sundays, consistently, every day 10 am.

[04:17:21] I spark, I give them content, I go fucking hard, every single day.

[04:17:28] But Muta, guess what you do?

[04:17:30] Guess what you do Muta?

[04:17:31] You go live and you're...

[04:17:34] E-girl segment.

[04:17:35] E-pow, E-pow.

[04:17:37] No, I give the fuck!

[04:17:40] We want to see gaming, we want to see ranks.

[04:17:43] We want to see fucking original content.

[04:17:48] So you're talking to the only human being on earth to ever get rank one into

[04:17:51] different, uh, into different regions, rank one in NA, rank one in EU.

[04:17:55] And then also on top of that, I'm currently iron and League of Legends.

[04:17:58] And on top of that, I'm currently diamond and apex legends.

[04:18:00] I'm the only human being in the entire world being iron.

[04:18:05] Are you brain dead?

[04:18:07] So out of all those ranks, you picked up, you picked up on iron.

[04:18:10] I

[04:18:13] Break but into different confidence on Valorant and a and EU

[04:18:18] Diamond in you know diamond siege and diamond in

[04:18:23] choir of your life

[04:18:25] Well, we got problems with the whole bunch of shit. You're saying first of all you win traded for number one

[04:18:30] So that one's probably still number two or number

[04:18:34] Number one and a I could do that

[04:18:37] that doesn't matter what you're

[04:18:39] making about it.

[04:18:39] Press on Valor real quick in your

[04:18:41] taskbar.

[04:18:41] Yeah, cool.

[04:18:42] OK, and then go into the ranked

[04:18:44] section, please.

[04:18:47] And let me see.

[04:18:47] Let's wait for the delay.

[04:18:49] OK, where do I go?

[04:18:51] Just go into the competitive

[04:18:52] tab on the top, please.

[04:18:54] For your left side of play,

[04:18:56] left side of play.

[04:18:58] Where the left side of play

[04:19:00] the button on the left side

[04:19:01] of play.

[04:19:02] All right.

[04:19:03] OK, let me just wait for the

[04:19:04] the

[04:19:07] problem

[04:19:10] This shit's easy mood up mood up. By the way, this is like my third day on the game

[04:19:14] I don't know about ours and look at me. I'm dropping. I'm dropping 20 30 30. I'm dropping 30 bombs

[04:19:23] I

[04:19:26] Don't know why we're showing the in a video game silver to

[04:19:31] That's insane. Uh, anyway, um

[04:19:34] So what you have no time to do it today, so do you have to do it tomorrow? You want to do a segment tomorrow?

[04:19:40] Yeah, we can do the segment tomorrow, but can you come up with better segments? I like the 2v2 every rank bro

[04:19:46] Not every segment has to have a girl in it. You know what I'm saying like we we could listen

[04:19:51] There's no problem with girls. I'm not being sexist, but you don't like girls

[04:19:57] See I knew you're gonna turn into this

[04:20:00] Nothing

[04:20:02] Are you gay and it's okay to be gay like you could be gay

[04:20:07] One of my mods in your chat is gay shout-out popcorn

[04:20:11] But you know like gay is okay. Yes. Yeah

[04:20:16] No shout-out popcorn, but um, no, I am not I am not gay

[04:20:22] But Muda. Yes, I think we do this segment tomorrow and I think basically

[04:20:29] I carry you in the segment

[04:20:32] And then Muda, we could probably one be one be one after because Muda, I don't know, like, I, I've won the one some good players and I hang with the best.

[04:20:45] Uh, who is the only human being?

[04:20:47] Yeah, he used to be a favorite bro.

[04:20:48] Going to Valorant real quick.

[04:20:51] What?

[04:20:51] And then go to the leaderboard tab.

[04:20:54] Oh my God.

[04:20:55] Where's that?

[04:20:56] I'm actually on the leaderboard to the right side, right side, right side.

[04:20:58] So press on career and go to your board. Oh see you didn't explain that okay go on. I don't see you anywhere and then type the chosen one on the search bar.

[04:21:14] The show how do you spell chosen. Just type in the space chosen and then that's it just press enter.

[04:21:22] CHOSEN RETARD

[04:21:25] CH- Oh, can you go a little bit slower? S? I'm gonna S.

[04:21:29] Are you STUPID?!

[04:21:30] I'm gonna S.

[04:21:32] Just type ENTER! Just type ENTER!

[04:21:34] Got it.

[04:21:36] Okay, what? What is this proof? That you're fucking washed?

[04:21:39] No, now go into my career.

[04:21:42] Okay.

[04:21:43] And do you see the kills that I'm dropping in high-radiant lobbies?

[04:21:49] Yep. I see them.

[04:21:51] I see 15 and 17 okay, so you skip over everything and go to the 15 17 game or you stupid

[04:22:00] Holy shit fucking lo-fi carried you this game, bro. Yo, so you see all of you

[04:22:07] You see all of that

[04:22:10] Like are you serious 9 and 17

[04:22:13] you can't keep up. Hold on.

[04:22:20] You can't keep up. Holy fuck.

[04:22:23] Nine and seventeen eleven eleven.

[04:22:27] Seventeen and fifteen thirteen and seventeen.

[04:22:30] Nine and sixteen.

[04:22:33] Bro, what you are you are you recording?

[04:22:39] See the top the top bro.

[04:22:41] You can choose one game and say I did good this game anyone can do that. It's easy. I can do that

[04:22:48] Basically, all right, Muda. Yes segment tomorrow, okay

[04:22:54] You're gonna pay me for the segment right cuz if not I'm not gonna be there

[04:22:58] Do you think you're fucking Drake with 60,000 fucking viewers like who do you think you are paying to get a feature?

[04:23:06] I'm different now bro. You you met the old high-fives. I gotta I gotta switch up now. I'm different

[04:23:14] What the fuck? So how much are we talking? How much is the fee?

[04:23:19] I'm here here here. What do you okay? Okay? Okay? How much you get the subs you want, bro?

[04:23:25] $2,000 $2,000. Can we do it? Can we do a thousand get subs?

[04:23:30] I'm getting muda. You don't have to get I get to do a hundred subs. There you go. Wait, really?

[04:23:43] Come on through. All right. Yeah, mood a gifted one subscriptions to the community. I don't want your one sub

[04:23:49] No, I don't fucking want your one sub. No, no, no, no, I don't want your one sub fuck that shit

[04:23:56] I hate no muds they muta

[04:24:02] But it was with the two gifts in wait, let's keep going now someone gives three and then four and then five will keep going

[04:24:11] Come on hold on hold hold

[04:24:16] Huh hold coming

[04:24:20] Now someone gives four! Now someone gives four!

[04:24:31] Now someone gives six! Like a bid! Who is the richest in the chat?

[04:24:43] Cosme be gifted five subscriptions to the community.

[04:24:46] Wait, we need a hype song.

[04:24:47] What would Ty listen to right now?

[04:24:55] Hackup 12 gifted one subscription to the community.

[04:24:59] Dummy man. Yep, easy.

[04:25:01] Dummy man. Absolutely easy.

[04:25:09] Hey!

[04:25:12] Hey!

[04:25:13] No!

[04:25:14] Who's getting done some?

[04:25:16] I'm talking to you, man.

[04:25:17] Wait.

[04:25:17] Tell me, man.

[04:25:18] I'll give you a shoe and a strap with one hand.

[04:25:19] I should be hooking the fence with one other hand.

[04:25:21] I put my name, bitch, a cuddlin' in.

[04:25:22] I put my other up until another man.

[04:25:24] Running the strut, like I do a real man.

[04:25:26] Throwing my hands, he touched it, stuttered me.

[04:25:27] Sixteen hundred of these niggas from anywhere.

[04:25:29] I done with Christian, you're on my underwear.

[04:25:31] The street's about to end.

[04:25:34] No!

[04:25:34] I don't know where niggas be thinking.

[04:25:36] They run in my city, where?

[04:25:38] The street.

[04:25:40] No!

[04:25:44] You guys can save it!

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[04:34:44] Yo, uh guys

[04:34:49] Got stop saying yeah, oh

[04:34:53] Guys I'm not even kidding guys

[04:34:58] Guys I think guys I think my PC broken. I'm not even kidding guys. This is bad. This is bad news

[04:35:05] Look look at my PC bro. I hardly said it look

[04:35:09] Oh guys a crash because of easy anti-cheat it's something about easy anti-cheat

[04:35:19] um gg put in rice yeah watch watch watch look what I do look don't don't mind the slim

[04:35:36] I'm just, look, I hold it to force it off.

[04:35:45] Now it's off.

[04:35:45] Wait, should I give it 30 seconds or not?

[04:35:48] Well, look, why is my camera still on?

[04:35:52] Did I get hacked?

[04:35:54] Look!

[04:36:00] Should I unplug it?

[04:36:04] I'm getting like flash back.

[04:36:05] Hold up.

[04:36:06] There you go.

[04:36:09] Should I unplug this?

[04:36:14] Ow!

[04:36:15] Shit's fucking hot.

[04:36:19] Stop.

[04:36:20] Maybe that's what's making it lag.

[04:36:23] That makes no fucking sense.

[04:36:25] What am I saying?

[04:36:26] I think my PC just borked itself.

[04:36:28] I'm not kidding.

[04:36:29] Wait.

[04:36:30] Let's wait.

[04:36:32] Please, bro, please!

[04:36:35] I need this speed

[04:36:40] Okay, okay, we're gonna need somewhere

[04:36:43] Okay

[04:36:49] We fucking lost

[04:36:53] Wait

[04:36:55] Yeah, GG. Wait, I'm not even kidding. I think it's GG. Wait, wait, it's actually GG. What

[04:37:13] do I do? Clean my monitor? Bro, look, my monitor has somewhere spit on it. Like, oh,

[04:37:21] hold Q boggles look how dirty my my keyboard is also whatever

[04:37:33] bro chat it's actually cooked bro it's it's not even turning on what do I do

[04:37:41] Okay, my Stormforge fucking $6,000 computer died in a week!

[04:37:52] What?!

[04:37:54] I'm gonna fucking...

[04:37:59] How?!

[04:38:01] I just bought this thing!

[04:38:05] Yeah, can y'all at Star Forge?

[04:38:14] Maybe they're in the...

[04:38:19] It died in a week!

[04:38:26] Call hi guys.

[04:38:27] Let's fucking chat.

[04:38:29] You all think this is a joke, bro.

[04:38:31] Listen, don't say ew.

[04:38:33] Bro, my $6,000 PC from StarForge died in a week!

[04:38:44] Put it in rice.

[04:38:45] Thanks, bro.

[04:38:46] Yeah, that's gonna help.

[04:38:47] Thanks, dude.

[04:38:54] I can't even, I can't even, I can't, I can't even work tonight.

[04:38:58] Maybe I dooredash a computer.

[04:39:00] Wow wow what do I do do I unplug it maybe oh look at it dead

[04:39:22] Bro, this is all because I launched Rocket League.

[04:39:32] Bro, I launched Rocket League and I went in, it was loading and then it said Blue Screen,

[04:39:41] easy anti-cheat and it's like a code.

[04:39:45] Did Epic Games snipe my computer?

[04:39:53] Yep.

[04:39:57] I didn't cheat.

[04:40:08] Not what I know.

[04:40:10] Maybe Best Buy has computers?

[04:40:12] I gotta spend more money on a computer.

[04:40:15] Just a fat fucking chud.

[04:40:16] Nobody will ever like me in life.

[04:40:19] I deserve this.

[04:40:20] I deserve this.

[04:40:24] Maybe unplug my computer.

[04:40:26] I don't know, bro.

[04:40:27] I don't know anymore.

[04:40:29] Maybe I unplug it for something?

[04:40:30] Maybe that helps.

[04:40:35] No, don't fail me now.

[04:40:38] Now I'm sad, bro.

[04:40:39] I'm sorry bro.

[04:40:40] Hey.

[04:40:41] I'm unplugging it.

[04:40:43] Ah!

[04:40:44] Okay.

[04:40:45] It fully stopped.

[04:40:47] It fully stopped.

[04:40:49] When do I plug it back in?

[04:40:53] When?

[04:40:54] Do I wait?

[04:40:55] Do I count?

[04:40:56] One Mississippi.

[04:40:57] Two Mississippi.

[04:40:58] Three Mississippi.

[04:40:59] Four Mississippi.

[04:41:00] Five Mississippi.

[04:41:01] I'm not doing all this shit, bro.

[04:41:04] My computer's supposed to work.

[04:41:05] I paid $6,000 for this shit.

[04:41:08] It's on! It's on! Wait! Just pray. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.

[04:41:22] Toggle, ASUS, easy flash, what does that mean? Preparing automatic repair.

[04:41:30] What?

[04:41:33] AAH!

[04:41:34] What?

[04:41:38] Diagnosing?

[04:41:40] What?

[04:41:41] IT'S SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS!

[04:41:43] So...

[04:41:46] Hurry, come on.

[04:41:51] What happened?

[04:41:53] It's over?

[04:41:55] No.

[04:41:58] What the fuck did EZ Anti-G do to my PC, bro?

[04:42:00] Bro, I wasn't cheating!

[04:42:06] It just banned me!

[04:42:09] Looking for solutions?

[04:42:10] What?

[04:42:11] What?

[04:42:12] EZX!

[04:42:13] I Gained!

[04:42:14] Oh my...

[04:42:15] Oh my god.

[04:42:16] Oh my...

[04:42:17] Oh my...

[04:42:18] Oh my...

[04:42:19] Oh my...

[04:42:20] Oh my...

[04:42:21] Oh my...

[04:42:22] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, epic games, count your days bro, epic games, count your

[04:42:36] fucking days buddy.

[04:42:37] Press enter?

[04:42:38] Is it going to leak anything though?

[04:42:39] Look at my face, look at my face, text room with high vibes, okay, okay, okay, okay,

[04:42:52] Quick machine recovery?

[04:43:00] Do I do a quick machine recovery?

[04:43:05] Stop saying you!

[04:43:08] Ask high-fives.

[04:43:12] Diagnosing PC, no I just did this

[04:43:14] and it said it couldn't.

[04:43:17] Restore points.

[04:43:19] Connecting to network.

[04:43:22] Connecting the network, looking for solutions, your device ran into a problem and couldn't

[04:43:31] be repaired.

[04:43:34] Yeah, maybe I just continue to windows that's an option

[04:43:49] Maybe I could just continue

[04:43:54] Yes do it yes it's all because fucking moota called me something something

[04:44:06] happened I told moota I couldn't do it today and something happened within that

[04:44:12] time it I'm connecting the dots here something's going on I saw it what

[04:44:20] What happened?

[04:44:27] Oh my god, it's on. Okay

[04:44:34] What do you mean pins incorrect wait don't look at my pin fuck

[04:44:46] It's on

[04:44:50] Oh my god, okay, it's on

[04:44:59] John how do I check what crashed it who crashed I gotta I gotta download that download

[04:45:06] Who crashed?

[04:45:14] Downloads perfect

[04:45:20] Yep, who crashed?

[04:45:22] Oh, this looks like a- yeah, nope. This is probably not it.

[04:45:27] This...

[04:45:29] No, actually this is fine. Download.

[04:45:32] Free. Yep, download it. EXE? Fine. Run it.

[04:45:37] READER! Sorry.

[04:45:44] Who crashed? Yeah. No, I don't need a desktop extension.

[04:45:47] What do you mean hacked what do you mean I didn't already get hacked for our chill

[04:45:54] it's analyzing it's going through the dump files let's see what happened scroll down

[04:46:03] we fucking got him yep hey we fucking got him look at this shit wait this is

[04:46:19] leak anything about me yes or no we fucking got him easy anti-cheat hey

[04:46:29] A, never play A, you won't catch me.

[04:46:33] You won't catch me on that game ever again.

[04:46:36] You tried to break my computer.

[04:46:40] Leaked IP?

[04:46:41] No.

[04:46:46] What?

[04:46:51] IP?

[04:46:54] No.

[04:46:56] Maybe I should have launched the game again?

[04:46:58] Maybe it'll work now.

[04:47:00] But now I gotta go to work now.

[04:47:05] Right?

[04:47:07] Or not.

[04:47:10] I'm such a fat fucking child.

[04:47:12] That's all I am in life.

[04:47:13] It's all I will ever be.

[04:47:16] I deserve this.

[04:47:18] No, no, no.

[04:47:20] Yeah.

[04:47:21] I'm not gonna launch Rock League.

[04:47:24] I just see a whole bunch of retweets.

[04:47:26] Shit's annoying.

[04:47:28] okay wait I'm going live fuck my computer's not like my hello am I live

[04:47:53] No, I'm still on...

[04:47:55] Shit, son.

[04:47:57] Hold on.

[04:47:59] What do you mean?

[04:48:05] Hello?

[04:48:07] Hello? Can y'all hear me?

[04:48:11] Where's my camera?

[04:48:17] That was a close one.

[04:48:19] So, when I tell you, I might never play Rocket League again, uh, Epic Games, you guys just

[04:48:27] trying to kill my computer.

[04:48:28] I don't even know if my computer is the same anymore.

[04:48:32] You guys, just single, Mike Lowe, shut up, shut the fuck up.

[04:48:41] check twitter this is what happened look colonel mode easy anti-cheat EOS dot

[04:48:49] system this indicates that a colonel mode program generated and in encryption

[04:48:57] which the error handle did not catch this is possibly a software problem we

[04:49:05] fucking got him yeah never play that game again

[04:49:11] I

[04:49:15] Don't know if my PC is the same. I don't know if my PC is the same because maybe now

[04:49:21] I'm gonna like have problems like booting it. Can I sue them for this or not?

[04:49:26] Mike is low. Um, bro, my mic's fine. My mic's fine

[04:49:33] Okay

[04:49:35] My steam all a I I have a rocket League on one steam in which I bought like

[04:49:41] years ago on a laptop and it couldn't run it and I have my main steam yep well

[04:49:52] chat that was eventful that was an eventful stream that was an eventful

[04:49:59] stream

[04:50:11] you

[04:50:41] you

[04:51:11] you

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