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05-26-2026 ยท 4h 51m

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[00:03:00] Ha ha!
[00:03:05] Uhhh, classic.
[00:03:07] Huh.
[00:03:08] Uhhh, so I have a soundboard that works, look!
[00:03:12] BOOM!
[00:03:13] Look, you can just keep typing- look, look!
[00:03:16] BOOM!
[00:03:19] You're not One.
[00:03:21] Alright.
[00:03:23] So basically,
[00:03:25] literally just ruined my day.
[00:03:26] Yo bro, I didn't ruin your fucking day.
[00:03:29] I didn't ruin your day.
[00:03:30] Also,
[00:03:32] stole another thing from O.N.A.
[00:03:34] W.O.N.A. for the inspiration.
[00:03:37] Stole another thing.
[00:03:39] It's all good. A.W. fucking O.N.A.
[00:03:41] Watch this.
[00:03:46] FUCK!
[00:03:49] Hold on, it's not working properly.
[00:03:51] Give me one second, it's not working properly right now.
[00:03:55] Fuck.
[00:03:57] Load up, bro! Where are you at?
[00:03:59] What? Found it. Give me one second. It's really awkward. Uh, oh! What? BOOM! Green screen!
[00:04:17] Oh, oh, I have a green screen with a soundboard.
[00:04:26] Oh, chat, we're upgrading, we're upgrading in life.
[00:04:32] Oh, now I'm a Jinx and Copycat.
[00:04:34] Yeah, I can't have shit nowadays.
[00:04:36] But look, basically chat.
[00:04:40] Oh chat, you guys want to know my, my favorite feature on this?
[00:04:43] Look, not even kidding.
[00:04:44] There's an eye contact mode.
[00:04:46] Let me know what y'all think about this one
[00:04:48] So basically, I will always look at the camera no matter if I'm not looking at the camera
[00:04:54] What do y'all think about this feature? Should I turn this on or off thoughts?
[00:05:02] You stop okay, I'll turn it off. Don't worry. Don't worry. I'll turn it. Yeah, it's okay. Okay, I'll turn it off
[00:05:10] No worries you guys don't like the eye contact. It's fine. What if I just start looking at you guys like in your eyes when I talk to you
[00:05:17] You know what I'm saying like
[00:05:22] This guy said your face is too ugly all right
[00:05:26] Turn this fucking green screen off bro. I turn this shit off
[00:05:30] but anyways chat um
[00:05:35] Basically I have a green screen now I
[00:05:38] I have a soundboard, W-O-N-A, I'm serious.
[00:05:45] Okay, now, what do we do?
[00:05:47] For content chat?
[00:05:48] I'm not even kidding, I want to write down a whole bunch of content that I can do.
[00:05:52] I want to pick your guys' brains on content we can do.
[00:05:56] Hey Mimic, how's it going?
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[00:12:08] It's a hundred hours
[00:12:13] Shiesa, W soundboard! Clap it up for the soundboard. Let's go
[00:12:24] Let's go, um
[00:12:26] Yo, every time I do the soundboard I hate this fucking cat looking sideways emoji
[00:12:32] Fucking annoying
[00:12:34] All right, but this looks good so far for the week
[00:12:39] Lot of driving wheel streamed a lot of dry a lot of let's put this fucking in order
[00:12:48] All right perfect
[00:12:49] We'll set up stream by the way chat. I got a logitech. It's going to take three minutes to set up
[00:12:55] It's going to plug in and it's going to work, right?
[00:12:58] and the next one is the
[00:13:03] driving wheel games, Forza F1,
[00:13:06] whatever we want to do. Rocket
[00:13:11] League, Road to GC, Lego Batman,
[00:13:14] new game, R6 champion, need, and
[00:13:17] then chat. Do y'all want it's IO
[00:13:20] horror games? We could do that
[00:13:22] plus heart rate monitor. That
[00:13:54] Oh no!
[00:13:57] Oh
[00:14:08] Oh my god, I was one spot away from the motion
[00:14:12] All right, but this this this week will be better for me
[00:14:16] This week's gonna be better. Chah, I've been playing much better this week's gonna be better for sure
[00:14:21] GTA5M, if y'all want I could start to RP again.
[00:14:27] If y'all want I could bring Jerry Jackass back or make a whole new fucking clown.
[00:14:32] Because basically that's what I am in life.
[00:14:34] I'm a fucking clown.
[00:14:35] I'm just a fucking wind-up toy for people to throw pennies at on Twitch and basically
[00:14:41] I do what they want.
[00:14:44] Okay.
[00:14:46] Alright.
[00:14:51] What is a jester? What is a jester?
[00:14:54] All right, basically, let's do this.
[00:14:58] Bro, I'm not gonna lie. Here, here.
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[00:17:51] No, guys, you're not getting me on the addiction again.
[00:18:11] Trade up.
[00:18:12] Wait, Hito, that's a good idea with me, Hito, Hito, that's a great idea with me and Boggles.
[00:18:20] Me and boggles have to land the plane.
[00:18:23] Dots?
[00:18:26] Swift play with Eve girls, am I adding that?
[00:18:28] Okay, what'd I do?
[00:18:39] Geo-guessir?
[00:18:40] Bro, there's no way you guys want Geo-guessir though.
[00:18:42] But I'm talking about main content.
[00:18:44] How do you sell Geo-guessir?
[00:18:47] Heel!
[00:18:48] I'm not doing VR chat. No
[00:18:55] Boggles is gonna be on 400 ping
[00:19:00] Not doing VR no
[00:19:07] Lego Star Wars
[00:19:13] Valorant
[00:19:15] I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
[00:19:45] Is Lego Batman a green screen type of game?
[00:19:50] Can I put on my green screen?
[00:19:53] Yes!
[00:19:56] Okay, Lego Batman?
[00:20:00] Lego Batman.
[00:20:01] Wait, I have to buy it.
[00:20:03] Fuck.
[00:20:04] Jack, can somebody buy it for me?
[00:20:05] I'm not gonna be kidding.
[00:20:06] Somebody have my friends.
[00:20:07] Let's please buy it for me.
[00:20:08] Mimic, please buy it for me.
[00:20:10] Oh my God.
[00:20:13] fuck where's my chat at by the way my chat overlay there we go now I look like a good
[00:20:29] streamer okay let me hide screen I'm not a millionaire wait I just think I
[00:20:42] address did y'all see that paper is opening gotta log into my paper give me
[00:20:54] one second okay that looks good
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[00:23:42] You
[00:24:00] Tell smaller fuck you job. By the way, look
[00:24:03] There's no corners of my green screen. You see that?
[00:24:06] It's because of my green screen. I don't fuck around. I don't mess around. There's no corners
[00:24:12] It's fucking go
[00:24:17] I'm not a chud
[00:24:21] Also skips on
[00:24:26] Nice
[00:24:28] I
[00:24:36] Use a wheel uh
[00:24:38] Use a wheel on Lego Batman. Are you serious? You want me to use a wheel on Lego Batman?
[00:24:43] Jack, can I play some Geo Gusser? Do I have a time for one Geo Gusser game?
[00:24:48] Surely. Yeah, I'm good. I'm gonna put some Geo Gusser
[00:24:51] Yeah
[00:24:53] I
[00:24:59] Tell you brought the fucking minigame to play the game fuck yeah, I'm going moving
[00:25:14] Oh
[00:25:18] Yeah
[00:25:20] Not kidding this is probably let me look at license plates. Yeah France has to be
[00:25:30] France final answer France
[00:25:33] But we're in French ah, I can't fucking see yo
[00:25:39] Hello
[00:25:41] I
[00:25:47] Can't see shit, bro
[00:25:53] All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna whoa, why is everything blurred?
[00:25:57] Where am I minus simulation?
[00:26:01] Okay, this is friend fucking bitch
[00:26:07] Wait, that's Bulgaria
[00:26:11] Nobody said that Paul's music let me lock in red roofs red roofs and buildings okay
[00:26:25] Daya duck maybe he lives there I don't know it's okay he could live here
[00:26:35] that's a classic he could just live here this is Russia this is not just Russia
[00:26:39] chat? Am I brain dead? Oh, it's turkey. All good. No worries, no worries, just warming up.
[00:26:52] Wait, I literally saw language. Apartments. EU license plate. Apartments English. Maybe he
[00:27:09] lives there it's all good okay this is
[00:27:15] definitely you you license plate but I
[00:27:17] don't know where why don't go inland
[00:27:21] it's I'm a fucking brain dead idiot
[00:27:28] yo this guy has fucking CTE's just
[00:27:31] selecting a place on the map now you're
[00:27:34] done somebody oh I know exactly where
[00:27:38] this is that yeah has to be for real
[00:27:46] let me check
[00:27:50] yep this is for real we fucking got
[00:28:08] It was me ho
[00:28:21] It's all good sushi ah America already got it America now and what's it
[00:28:38] All right. All right. Am I in the 19th? Wait, low key chat?
[00:28:45] Cosme be just subscribed for two months. Best two months ever.
[00:28:50] Oh, chat. I'm not even kidding. What if I just go Utah?
[00:28:54] I
[00:29:03] Just got shooting his dick off. No, no, no, no, no, no
[00:29:07] Cosby be presented to your what's up. It's got shooting his dick off, bro. How'd you know how'd you know?
[00:29:13] No
[00:29:16] Chat one more game or no
[00:29:24] Wait, let me check. Like a Batman
[00:29:29] Like a Batman now like a Batman now, let me see what the fucking hype's about
[00:29:35] Locking chat it's time
[00:29:42] Hold on
[00:29:46] It's fucking time
[00:29:48] Play the music wait unless they're gonna play the music in game
[00:29:55] No, probably not though
[00:29:59] Yeah
[00:30:08] Wait, this is the best Lego Lego game ever
[00:30:14] Oh my Batman taking over my PC. I'm not even kidding
[00:30:18] 390 just subscribed for 10 months. What is my life?
[00:30:25] Wait! Stop the music. English United States.
[00:30:32] 390.5 just subscribed.
[00:30:35] What is the difference between English and the United States and English in other countries?
[00:30:42] No worries
[00:30:50] Vision accessibility no hearing accessibility no motor accessibility no
[00:31:00] Yo, Jay, I appreciate the two months. Thank you so much top tier present the new tier one sub. Thank you so much
[00:31:06] Um disrupt presented here tier one for ten months. Thank you so much
[00:31:13] Cosme B person the two months of tier one seven
[00:31:17] Wait chat. There's a bad so you can get
[00:31:20] Chad's up for the badge only tier one subs and so this is the best Lego game since the original Lego Star Wars
[00:31:28] Josh, did I have it as auto set or not?
[00:31:31] Kind of scared
[00:31:33] Yeah, I'll just have it on high bro. I have a 50 90. What can you go wrong? I'm serious
[00:31:39] Now my PC is already in overdrive. So that's interesting
[00:31:45] Wait, this is the best a Lego game okay, I'm walking oh
[00:31:51] Chat now if you know how OBS works, you got to make it a little bit brighter because OBS
[00:31:58] Just subscribed
[00:32:01] Select my age oh
[00:32:03] Um, it only goes up to 27? Well, luckily I'm 22.
[00:32:08] When are you playing other games like Jinx to see Hivine's play Battlefront 2?
[00:32:14] I could play Battlefront. Oh!
[00:32:21] What does this mean? Oh my, oh my God, it's time.
[00:32:31] I got my controller.
[00:32:33] 27 and up for you um no I'm 22 I'm 22 years old
[00:32:42] oh
[00:32:49] new content unlocked golden age
[00:32:55] oh my god
[00:32:59] let me save the city
[00:33:03] Have you gotten fatter?
[00:33:05] Uh, no!
[00:33:07] Chat, what are we thinking?
[00:33:10] Heh, my chat is gonna want it the hardest difficulty.
[00:33:13] Fucking hate this chat.
[00:33:14] Chat, what difficulty?
[00:33:20] Yep, Dark Knight.
[00:33:22] So you guys want the game to be impossible.
[00:33:26] Alright.
[00:33:30] Fun, we'll go Dark Knight.
[00:33:32] I don't think I've ever played a Lego Batman game. I'm gonna be real
[00:33:39] Are you sure we can make it in time nothing don't well he said
[00:33:44] Oh, honey, there's a your fruits. We're going to miss the movie
[00:33:48] Oh my god this game looks so good chat
[00:34:16] Oh
[00:34:22] Okay, let's go
[00:34:26] Yummy
[00:34:34] How do I punch what am I looking for I'm confused I
[00:34:41] Better go to the gate. Oh
[00:34:43] And now me
[00:34:46] Oh
[00:34:51] Holy aura, bro, it's gotta be around here
[00:35:01] Get it get it
[00:35:07] My
[00:35:16] Bruce now where on earth could it be I see it I see it I saw you with your goggles on earlier
[00:35:26] right here in the summer house somewhere okay thanks mom I'll find it I'll find it
[00:35:35] I'll find it right here right here. I'm detecting in here mom in here
[00:35:50] Oh, that's huge, Chad look right look fucking horrible
[00:36:02] Oh, I'm stuck
[00:36:16] Oh
[00:36:20] This is fun Wow
[00:36:24] Life is like sunshine and rainbows, bro. Like look brother's a rainbow right there
[00:36:32] usually I got it piece of shit Bush you're 46 years old by the way I'm still
[00:36:45] allowed to enjoy the game
[00:36:48] whoa whoa whoa whoa hey we got time but we need to be quick
[00:36:57] Oh no no no no no
[00:37:01] Go go fast
[00:37:02] You know there was a great ghost movie back when I was a kid right?
[00:37:06] Yeah I know
[00:37:07] Oh what the fuck
[00:37:09] It looks so old it'll take now
[00:37:10] Oh swing
[00:37:11] It's a classic
[00:37:13] Maybe you'll appreciate it when you're a bit older
[00:37:17] Come on
[00:37:18] Be careful Bruce
[00:37:19] Yeah I'm careful
[00:37:20] The car is exactly child friendly
[00:37:22] How do I crouch?
[00:37:23] I'm not scared
[00:37:24] Whoa I'm the first person
[00:37:25] Whoa
[00:37:29] Come on
[00:37:37] Okay, okay movie movie
[00:37:53] Oh no
[00:37:55] Ah!
[00:37:57] Bruce!
[00:37:59] Bruce! Are you okay?
[00:38:02] Ah!
[00:38:05] Are you alright, Master Bruce?
[00:38:10] Bruce, we're here. Are you okay?
[00:38:15] Nice! Okay, let's get this.
[00:38:17] Atalya, atalya, chat!
[00:38:45] with the devil in the pale moonlight.
[00:38:49] Come on Jack, let's go before we recognize you.
[00:38:52] Nice to see you Mr. Foucaultini.
[00:39:01] Hey, it's okay.
[00:39:06] What?
[00:39:10] It's been ten years.
[00:39:12] Anniversary of Wayne Tragedy.
[00:39:15] Still no one arrested in completely unrelated news, Falcone lost three.
[00:39:22] Again.
[00:39:24] What chance does Gotham have when the good people do nothing?
[00:39:27] This guy's above the law.
[00:39:29] Whole city's living in fear.
[00:39:31] Hey!
[00:39:33] Hey!
[00:39:35] Hey!
[00:39:37] Hey!
[00:39:39] Hey!
[00:39:41] The little rich kid.
[00:39:43] I wanna see Falcone.
[00:39:45] there's some kind of problem don't do it mr. Cabel pot everything seems to be
[00:39:51] under control here officer like no haven't you heard of the healing it's
[00:39:59] not a course bro it's not of course you okay kid see mr. Wayne out with your
[00:40:10] boys
[00:40:13] All right, hey, you're not touching me. No, no
[00:40:17] These guys need to pay for what they've done. Come here
[00:40:20] But you're not talking about justice. You're talking about you're gonna fuck you up, bro
[00:40:24] What justice got them have when the people do nothing?
[00:40:32] Oh
[00:40:36] Let's see
[00:40:40] BANG!
[00:40:42] Oh!
[00:40:44] What?
[00:40:45] That's the Wayne kid!
[00:40:51] Oh no!
[00:40:52] Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
[00:40:54] Guys, guys!
[00:40:58] Oh!
[00:41:01] Pussy!
[00:41:02] Fuck you!
[00:41:05] BANG!
[00:41:10] Oh
[00:41:28] Yep doing well oh coins coins nice
[00:41:36] What's up?
[00:41:38] Die die die. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, I hope I hope you
[00:41:44] Bye, oh no
[00:41:52] Cinema
[00:41:55] Wow
[00:41:58] There we go
[00:42:00] This game is easy, bro. It's came to you old man. Anyway, I
[00:42:04] I
[00:42:06] Came here to show you not everyone in Gotham is afraid of you only those that know me kids look around
[00:42:14] You'll see two detectives
[00:42:16] and a judge
[00:42:20] Wait what a second hesitation in making you big right here in front of them like a blog
[00:42:26] More friends. It's the tutorial
[00:42:29] now that's power you can't buy that's the power it's a little puppy
[00:42:36] what you piece of shitter mr. Wayne who are you my name is Raz Alcun
[00:42:51] I have a particular set of skills skills that make me a nightmare for people like
[00:42:57] Carmine Falcone
[00:43:03] Stared me half of the league of shadows
[00:43:07] Sounds like a metal band. It's a league
[00:43:10] If you make yourself more than just a man if you devote yourself to an idea
[00:43:17] Then you become something else entirely. It's a league that is a legend
[00:43:23] legend. Mr. Wake, there is a rare blue flower that only grows on the peaks of Nanda Parbat.
[00:43:31] If you can bring it to me, I can join your band.
[00:43:35] Maybe they're talking about the electric, I don't know, oh
[00:44:03] Oh no
[00:44:05] Oh
[00:44:11] I am so gonna have to see after that blue flower
[00:44:16] A rare blue flower that only grows on the peaks of Nanda Parva
[00:44:22] You know of the lake of shadows. I will find the flower first. You can barely use that thing. No wait
[00:44:35] the blue flowers grow towards the top of the mountain you'll never make it that
[00:44:42] far we'll see about that job not if you get a drink the red one it went down the
[00:44:50] wrong point
[00:44:52] I
[00:44:58] Walk in you're here to join the League of Shadows. Yes, bro
[00:45:03] Is this a mouth everist
[00:45:08] Fine be that way you may need my help out here. Oh
[00:45:13] Go up again
[00:45:16] Where I wouldn't prefer the help of a yanked
[00:45:20] Huh that was
[00:45:22] Next very good
[00:45:36] What oh
[00:45:45] What or bridge
[00:45:48] That's fine. Go very slow. Perfect. Go slow. Good job. Wait, can I hit these? Oh.
[00:46:15] Oh, I guess not everyone makes it to the top. Hello, what are you?
[00:46:25] Yeah, that's right. You're horns, bro
[00:46:29] He's a yak
[00:46:32] Hello, buddy. How are you, bro? Oh
[00:46:36] Maybe we could build something to help us get up there to reach
[00:46:46] I'm building I'm building
[00:46:51] What's that?
[00:47:04] Ah
[00:47:06] It's been the Sunday school gifted one subscriptions to the community. That was very loud
[00:47:10] We turned on the let me turn down the audio
[00:47:12] Don't worry, I'll turn on the audio.
[00:47:19] Okay, let's go.
[00:47:23] Let's go.
[00:47:24] Yes, I'm getting the hang of this grapple.
[00:47:26] Yeah, we are, we are.
[00:47:30] Yo, Zed with the raid!
[00:47:35] Type me if you're here from the raid.
[00:47:37] Jack, should I be breaking these things for coins or not?
[00:47:42] Jack, you gotta go up.
[00:47:49] Oh no.
[00:47:50] BANG!
[00:47:51] You can do this.
[00:47:53] OH!
[00:47:55] HOP HOP HOP!
[00:47:56] HOP!
[00:48:00] That was way too close.
[00:48:01] Oh no.
[00:48:04] WHAT?!
[00:48:07] Oh
[00:48:15] I almost fell off
[00:48:21] Slow and steady
[00:48:27] My name is bruce. What's yours? Oh, I almost fell off
[00:48:31] her name is italia like Italy or Talia
[00:48:49] I'm confused
[00:48:59] It's stopping
[00:49:11] We gotta go we gotta go
[00:49:18] Bang perfect awesome
[00:49:33] Bang
[00:49:34] This game is too fucking easy. Oh, it's a yak. Hello, buddy
[00:49:41] Do I see to eat why do I pet every animal I see?
[00:49:48] Build a blue flower you want to race you got it come on
[00:49:53] All right, let's race then come on. I wonder what Alfred would say if he could see me now
[00:49:59] Bang!
[00:50:00] Poor, blimey, monster proof. I win!
[00:50:06] What?!
[00:50:08] There's no way our grapples will get us across that gap, especially not in this storm
[00:50:13] We have to build a plane, we have to build a plane.
[00:50:20] Come on.
[00:50:21] Let's prepare for the plane, we gotta build it.
[00:50:29] Ah.
[00:50:30] Now I'm confused.
[00:50:39] Jump off?
[00:50:53] Fucking hate you guys, bro!
[00:51:00] You guys don't help with shit!
[00:51:07] a blue flower. Yeah, maybe we could build something. But how? Oh, wait, we're missing
[00:51:19] a piece. Shice. Got it.
[00:51:21] Let me build!
[00:51:28] I got it.
[00:51:35] Alright get in, get in.
[00:51:41] Alright.
[00:51:46] Oh no!
[00:51:50] Go forward, go forward.
[00:52:13] Right
[00:52:22] Hold on
[00:52:28] Let's pretend that didn't happen
[00:52:34] Yeah, is it too loud still or not?
[00:52:37] Wait, let me turn on my AC. It's getting a little bit hot in here
[00:52:40] damn chat I started early and guess what do y'all like when I start my streams
[00:52:45] early because I really do bro I'm not I'm not gonna lie to you guys like I
[00:52:48] bet as like I think we should start streams earlier
[00:52:56] okay anyways whole chat saying no fuck you okay okay
[00:53:01] Let's go.
[00:53:03] Good shot.
[00:53:05] Hey, let me lift this. Watch my aura.
[00:53:08] Hey, I got this.
[00:53:11] Italia, Italia, I got this.
[00:53:25] Come on, Italia.
[00:53:31] What if joining the Blue Shadows is my destiny too?
[00:53:36] League of Legends?
[00:53:37] It's here!
[00:53:38] It's here!
[00:53:39] The Blue Flower!
[00:53:40] A Blue Flower!
[00:53:41] Wait, what?
[00:53:42] What?
[00:53:43] What is that?
[00:53:44] But we both need a flower to access the temple.
[00:53:57] Oh no.
[00:53:58] There won't be another for miles.
[00:54:00] Eugh...
[00:54:02] Huh?
[00:54:03] Who's that?
[00:54:06] Wait, what?
[00:54:16] So you're telling me we climbed this whole fucking mountain for a blue flower?
[00:54:21] And at the top of the mountain, they're selling...
[00:54:24] THOUSANDS OF HIM!
[00:54:27] Give me a hug.
[00:54:28] I
[00:54:38] Know you can't go and you can't come in yet you can't you gotta stay out buddy
[00:54:44] What are you seeking?
[00:54:46] girl
[00:54:49] Oh
[00:54:52] Maybe your father has his reasons
[00:54:54] What Mr. Way how do the yaks bond you ready to begin?
[00:55:10] Why in the
[00:55:19] You are skilled, but this is not a dance
[00:55:22] to overcome fear you know the fucking yak is eating my flower master the
[00:55:29] skills of hand-to-hand combat okay learn to become invisible to your opponent
[00:55:35] and defeat them unseen days or confusion by discovering the
[00:55:41] running only then you be ready to face the ultimate test and join the league
[00:55:50] of Shadmaster on this core grandpa 69 gifted one subscriptions to the community
[00:55:57] Yo, master of grandpa project the one gift. It's up. Enjoy your badge
[00:56:04] Wait, there is a batch for this game right what it takes you'll see let's go come on come on come on
[00:56:14] Come on come on come on
[00:56:16] Jack if you want the badge you can sell the
[00:56:21] one thousand nine hundred and thirty nine gifted one
[00:56:23] subspecies of the community. Hold up. I'm gonna be a
[00:56:27] consumer. Watch this. Where is it at? It's right
[00:56:30] here. Wait. Someone with the badge type. I need
[00:56:34] someone with the badge to type now. Type in Jacks.
[00:56:41] Found it.
[00:56:43] Found it.
[00:56:45] Bang.
[00:56:47] Okay.
[00:56:49] Yeah, why is everyone that doesn't have the badge typing?
[00:56:53] Are you guys brain dead?
[00:56:57] Hold on.
[00:57:05] Locking.
[00:57:07] Why are you guys calling me Onapixel?
[00:57:09] I'm about to lose my mind.
[00:57:13] Okay, if you want the badge, wait, where should I put this?
[00:57:15] So it doesn't up, up, up, I'll be right here.
[00:57:24] Yep, this looks good.
[00:57:30] So I'm saying F.
[00:57:32] My stream doesn't F.
[00:57:33] You know around here, technology is perfect.
[00:57:36] Nothing happens.
[00:57:37] Do you understand me?
[00:57:39] Now, let's lock in. We gotta resume.
[00:57:45] Woah.
[00:57:54] Yes!
[00:57:56] What?
[00:57:59] Wait. Wait, what?
[00:58:01] WHAAAAT?!
[00:58:03] AHHHHH!
[00:58:05] AHHHHH!
[00:58:10] What's he Tommy how I'll give to oh, sorry
[00:58:17] It's eating popcorn more of a challenge. I
[00:58:21] Assure you all what really a taste
[00:58:27] Counter
[00:58:29] Got it. Oh my god. You gotta react fat got it
[00:58:34] Bye got it
[00:58:36] Bye!
[00:58:37] Pussy!
[00:58:38] I'm good.
[00:58:39] I'm so good.
[00:58:40] 3x.
[00:58:41] Hit counter and basic attacks.
[00:58:50] Quickly attacking enemies will increase your hit counter, making you more efficient in
[00:58:55] combat.
[00:58:56] Got it.
[00:58:57] Pussy!
[00:58:58] Pussy!
[00:58:59] Now what?
[00:59:00] Oh
[00:59:03] See now what?
[00:59:10] Bang
[00:59:12] Yeah, I'm the best. I'm the greatest of all time. Yeah, I'm just the greatest of all time. Uh, hey any more enemy
[00:59:20] Oh fuck, oh fuck
[00:59:26] I'm gonna jump help
[00:59:30] No
[00:59:37] Yep
[00:59:39] Wait, what?
[00:59:43] Whoa counter
[00:59:49] Bang once your focus has reached its limit. It can be I'm not 40 years old. I'm allowed to play this game
[00:59:55] enemy takedown build focus by attacking and countering enemies build focus
[01:00:03] faster by increasing your hit counter okay R1 focus takedown perform a
[01:00:11] powerful attack when the focus meter is full that's me to chat IRL like if y'all
[01:00:22] ever saw me IRL I'm right-hooking you guys bro I'm not even kidding
[01:00:31] well why they're not attacking me
[01:00:35] your focus.
[01:00:37] Wait, days, days! Nope.
[01:00:39] Yeah!
[01:00:43] Hi-yah!
[01:00:47] Whoa!
[01:00:49] Counter.
[01:00:51] Whoa!
[01:00:53] Bang!
[01:00:57] Outta here.
[01:00:59] Fuck outta here.
[01:01:01] Oh my god!
[01:01:03] I might be the goal. Wait
[01:01:09] Whoa
[01:01:11] Bang now what
[01:01:18] I don't know. Oh, no
[01:01:21] Off of me
[01:01:24] Yep, off of me. Yep get off of me
[01:01:33] Oh stop stop
[01:01:42] Am I not just the greatest of all time you both survived yep
[01:01:54] What lesson one never let your guard down
[01:01:58] The hell is wrong with this guy?
[01:02:12] How are we dependent on ninjas that have been here?
[01:02:19] Not bad for rich kids holy what is that ICBM you know how to disappear I will
[01:02:42] teach you to become truly invisible. Come, we have much to do.
[01:02:49] Did you just spawn in a pigeon? Looks like we've got a pretty interesting lesson.
[01:02:54] I knew. Do y'all think birds are real or are birds just government um um um spies tools?
[01:03:02] Question mark? What do y'all think? Never lose a game of hide and go seek.
[01:03:07] Just saying. I'm guessing there isn't a safer route we can take.
[01:03:12] I'm a bird if you're looking for modern conveniences. You've come to the wrong place got it
[01:03:19] Let's go we won't be able to cross with all that debris in our way
[01:03:23] We should build something to deal with it way ahead of you got it
[01:03:32] Bang now I can build right
[01:03:34] Oh, yeah, I feel like I could build this stuff like IRL.
[01:03:41] Do y'all think I could put Legos together?
[01:03:44] Yes or no?
[01:03:47] Or fuck you.
[01:03:49] Maybe you should try aiming at the rebel.
[01:03:55] Just a thought.
[01:03:56] Did that just shoot into the scu-
[01:03:59] Okay.
[01:04:00] Ah, ah, there we go.
[01:04:06] Mmm.
[01:04:07] There we go.
[01:04:08] That's lined up.
[01:04:09] BAAAGH!
[01:04:10] Go.
[01:04:11] Go across, go across, come on.
[01:04:17] Where are you?
[01:04:22] Hello!
[01:04:23] Oh!
[01:04:24] Oh!
[01:04:25] What's up?
[01:04:26] oh what the fuck hello oh you scared me okay any real alert avoid being spotted
[01:04:52] enemies okay got it being seen will rise an enemy's question mark awareness
[01:05:03] level question mark now quickly move good he didn't see you
[01:05:14] I gotta collect them.
[01:05:24] Yo, it's Halia!
[01:05:32] Collect the fucking orbs!
[01:05:38] Yo, is this the best you got bro?
[01:05:47] Where is he going?
[01:05:56] Where is he going?
[01:05:58] Uh oh.
[01:06:00] Uh oh.
[01:06:02] Uh oh.
[01:06:04] Watch out he won't see us
[01:06:17] Not bad for a first try
[01:06:22] Oh you had to leave this way I didn't know that nobody taught me that
[01:06:30] Perhaps you're ready for a more advanced challenge
[01:06:34] Where's he speaking from?
[01:06:41] Yo, Davies, you're gonna piss me off, Davies. I'm not even kidding, you're gonna piss me off.
[01:06:46] Do not piss me off. I'm not even kidding.
[01:06:52] Oh!
[01:06:58] Wait, gold!
[01:06:59] Now, try to get to the other end of the room without being seen.
[01:07:04] Yo, hey, Italia, don't fucking tell me.
[01:07:07] Sheldon, this core just subscribed for three months.
[01:07:15] Shhh!
[01:07:26] BANG!
[01:07:26] Yo, it's gotta be a 3-2-1 thing, bro.
[01:07:40] This one's moving.
[01:07:41] It's moving.
[01:07:42] Bang!
[01:07:43] Okay, all done.
[01:07:44] Bang!
[01:07:46] Okay, all done.
[01:07:51] Is this game on the PS2?
[01:07:56] Does it look like it's on the PS2?
[01:07:58] This is running 5090 maxed out graphics.
[01:08:01] Look at this.
[01:08:03] Holy woe emoji.
[01:08:05] Whoa.
[01:08:07] Now, let's get out of here.
[01:08:11] get out of here yes it's this way your powers of observation thank you making
[01:08:24] use of these higher purchase what you to ambush bullies from above oh
[01:08:33] RKO!
[01:08:36] That is fucking RKO that guy
[01:08:39] What?
[01:08:41] Hey lock in come on before facing your final challenges. Yes, JV
[01:08:48] If you're sit on my face next, uh, Mark. I'll face the consequences. Get him out
[01:08:54] So basically don't get caught
[01:08:58] You catch on fast. That's fine. That's fine. So we won't go down until these guys are looking away
[01:09:03] I
[01:09:09] Will attack these guys first, okay
[01:09:13] Turn turn turn okay, go
[01:09:20] Whoo
[01:09:25] Oh, oh, oh, oh no, oh no, oh no
[01:09:33] Oh
[01:09:38] No, oh fuck no. Oh fuck. Oh my god. We're gonna jump
[01:09:52] Oh
[01:09:59] Nope
[01:10:03] Wait, I die in four hits whose idea was this?
[01:10:19] Come here bang or heart
[01:10:25] You know you're not so bad after all
[01:10:28] I guess this means it's time to leave.
[01:10:36] This was Hive Eyes' life in high school, getting jumped every day.
[01:10:41] So basically, I told you guys this, I was the one putting people in lockers.
[01:10:46] I was the bully.
[01:10:48] You all don't believe me?
[01:10:50] Are you a badass or no?
[01:10:54] choice of decor yeah we are becoming ninjas come on lock him hey there's
[01:11:06] There's Ross. Let's sneak up on him. Show him how good our skills are.
[01:11:11] Whatever you say.
[01:11:12] Good idea.
[01:11:29] Sneaking?
[01:11:36] why would you fucking talk your skills are strong but you are not ninjas yet
[01:11:51] that
[01:11:58] jitsu is the art of patience and agility
[01:12:01] he does pitch you
[01:12:03] uh... no he didn't
[01:12:05] today you will learn the use of shiriken
[01:12:08] shiriken
[01:12:11] or distractions
[01:12:13] the atracality and deception are powerful agents
[01:12:18] lesson two
[01:12:19] Always mind your surroundings.
[01:12:22] Hmm.
[01:12:28] What?
[01:12:30] Alright dude.
[01:12:31] Did this guy just spawn a fucking yak on our head?
[01:12:39] Yes!
[01:12:41] Guys, I didn't buy the wrong game. This is like a Batman.
[01:12:49] Nope, JV? No. Yo, can you come step on the lever?
[01:13:02] Hmm.
[01:13:05] Okay.
[01:13:10] Please take a shrivel, and we'll begin my training.
[01:13:13] OK.
[01:13:19] Hey, where'd he go?
[01:13:23] My ear's itching.
[01:13:24] No need to hesitate.
[01:13:26] Simply take the shiriken, and we can continue.
[01:13:34] Destroy the three targets by throwing shirikens at them.
[01:13:38] Yeah, I got this.
[01:13:40] BANG! BANG! BANG!
[01:13:44] Ah, good, wow. Now you're properly equipped.
[01:13:49] Now someone just said, hi guys, how is your aim so good?
[01:13:52] Well basically, W control freaks. Chat, control freaks?
[01:13:56] The frozen inferno control freaks that they sent me.
[01:14:00] I actually love control freaks and I've been using control freaks for years now.
[01:14:05] Can we get a W control freaks in the chat?
[01:14:08] Now, Chad, what does Control Freaks do?
[01:14:11] Control Freaks help your aim and your ability to aim in games,
[01:14:19] your precision in games.
[01:14:20] Now, if you would like to have precision like High Vibes,
[01:14:24] go ahead and click the link after typing
[01:14:29] exclamation mark control freaks,
[01:14:32] W control freaks in the chat.
[01:14:33] Now, you will see a whole wave of W control freaks.
[01:14:38] practical setting get back to it why don't i like the sound of that because you're starting to catch on
[01:14:49] cat
[01:14:55] oh
[01:14:59] yep
[01:15:02] lock it oh
[01:15:04] chat the floor is lava
[01:15:06] literally now piece of cake this one looks a little more complicated huh
[01:15:20] bang go go fast we got to go fast I think I hear a timer oh my gosh perfect
[01:15:33] perfect I presume those giant axes are gonna stay exactly where they are okay
[01:15:44] what would I do oh oh no
[01:15:52] Okay, go wait go wait go go are you coming what?
[01:16:03] They just spawned it!
[01:16:11] Wait, there's a target over there.
[01:16:19] I don't think those spikes are going to stay gone forever.
[01:16:25] Why do they have to make these things so dangerous?
[01:16:28] I don't know.
[01:16:29] I'm looking good.
[01:16:30] be just as hard to get past wait wait what's that someone closed my oh you're
[01:16:42] in this track take down oh no 100% successful takedown what is that 75%
[01:16:54] in your case but sure
[01:16:59] whoa
[01:17:08] oh my god we got max when I'm not even getting
[01:17:14] hello I'm back to see you made it now complete your training with this
[01:17:22] Here a W sub in the chat in big boys. Thank you. Thank you so much for the 17 months
[01:17:28] Jack can we get some dubbies in the chat for the new subscriptions?
[01:17:32] now oh
[01:17:35] my bad oh
[01:17:39] No
[01:17:41] You're doing so well, cheer. Have some more friends.
[01:17:46] Wait, what?
[01:17:47] Ow! Ow!
[01:17:48] Hey! Never have-
[01:17:50] Ah! Am I- I'm gonna die in this tutorial. I'm not even kidding.
[01:17:54] You're walking.
[01:18:01] Ow! I'm out of one entry!
[01:18:06] Nope.
[01:18:07] Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, go walk it, oh no, bang, come on, let's go, oh no, oh
[01:18:33] What's good day flow streamer of the year I know that's right type of one of the chap
[01:18:53] you believe that I'm swimmer the year what come out bang dad dad let's go why
[01:19:08] I'm a son of
[01:19:18] Yo, bro, stop it
[01:19:32] What
[01:19:38] Oh
[01:19:51] So chat when do I become Batman I'll catch up
[01:19:59] Wait, what is that?
[01:20:06] What
[01:20:08] What did I see?
[01:20:16] What was that?
[01:20:18] Oh!
[01:20:20] Mission complete!
[01:20:25] The League of Shadows.
[01:20:29] Rewards plus one skill brick!
[01:20:37] J flow whoa, okay chat we have skill upgrades
[01:20:45] What?
[01:20:49] Sorry about that we have skill upgrades skills fall under two categories combat and exploration
[01:20:56] Once unlocked the effects are permanent
[01:21:01] Okay
[01:21:02] skill upgrades
[01:21:04] purchase this skill per
[01:21:06] to retry that purchasing this skill will unlock critical hits critical hits
[01:21:13] deal extra damage generate more focus attack just at the point that another
[01:21:20] hit lands to perform a critical attack or a critical hit fuck shit fuck it's all
[01:21:29] good yeah yeah I want to upgrade that
[01:21:34] BANG!
[01:21:39] Skill upgrades, more upgrades will be unlocked as you progress through the story.
[01:21:44] Check back in the game menu, share button, when you have more skill bricks.
[01:21:52] How many skill bricks do I have right now?
[01:21:55] What?
[01:21:56] I must try the intelligence of society's understanding.
[01:22:00] What is that?
[01:22:01] You must learn the tools to bring about great and terrible things.
[01:22:06] What's terrible things, Roz?
[01:22:08] Hi, boys. Are you even reading chat?
[01:22:10] You must not fear the will to us.
[01:22:17] Chat, some would say that's an ice man.
[01:22:20] No, Drake.
[01:22:26] enough time to fight
[01:22:38] sorry
[01:22:39] knowing how to avoid continuous attacks from your foe is biting
[01:22:43] javies javies javies
[01:22:45] what was that
[01:22:47] you must learn to evade multiple attacks from your opponent
[01:22:50] yeah i can dodge i know how to dodge right
[01:22:52] very good
[01:22:53] now fuck him up
[01:22:54] I pick things up quickly
[01:22:59] What the fuck what? Oh
[01:23:09] Oh no in the water pussy
[01:23:16] What I dodge that did I not am I stupid?
[01:23:24] how it's done don't you okay bring me in bring me in the land this guy is an average teacher
[01:23:33] yeah he really is then bro it's got no what no to be talking about your new skills
[01:23:39] oh wait what oh wait what this is not a written exam
[01:23:44] What am I brain dead don't answer that
[01:24:00] Oh got him. Oh, no
[01:24:06] oh no oh no oh no ah oh watch out watch out
[01:24:27] Take him down watch out
[01:24:33] What's a what oh?
[01:24:38] Perfect perfect
[01:24:43] What parents death was not your fault
[01:24:48] What the fuck
[01:24:57] I
[01:25:00] Dude, that's all the trick in the book fuck I fell for that
[01:25:08] You
[01:25:13] Not be you sacrifice sure
[01:25:16] I
[01:25:26] Some would say I'm an ice man
[01:25:37] Go home get a job
[01:25:39] Patsky just subscribed to the channel.
[01:25:41] Yo Patsky predicted 22 months bro.
[01:25:44] It's not 22 months of hell.
[01:25:46] He will destroy you.
[01:25:48] And all that will be left is mindless vengeance.
[01:25:51] What if I were to ask you to come with me?
[01:25:54] Yo can this yak stop licking me?
[01:25:56] You have to follow it to the end.
[01:25:58] Maybe I could show you something that would change your mind.
[01:26:01] Something Roz doesn't want us to see.
[01:26:05] Yeah fuck Roz bro.
[01:26:09] Let's go
[01:26:21] What
[01:26:25] What's up
[01:26:29] Yeah
[01:26:33] How do I report your channel? Oh, how do I report?
[01:26:36] how do I can get past I can't read okay how do we get through here I know the
[01:26:45] deal we gotta throw something to distract them now the game's bugging bro
[01:27:04] Do you all hear the music?
[01:27:09] Look at the what?
[01:27:14] Yeah
[01:27:26] I know great idea
[01:27:28] You know my game's bugging. It's killing my immersion
[01:27:41] So let me up
[01:27:49] Okay
[01:27:53] Something in here should help us clear that plant out of the way
[01:27:58] Now you're just making a mess. Try hitting the other one. It's behind those crates.
[01:28:19] Double takedown, okay? If you're looking outside, double takedown. Come on. I got this one.
[01:28:28] go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
[01:28:29] Nice!
[01:28:33] Good shit, okay.
[01:28:38] We gotta find something.
[01:28:42] Maybe the door?
[01:28:45] No.
[01:28:49] Oh, oh, I get it.
[01:28:58] Oh no, oh no, oh no, but they found us then get an event one
[01:29:10] All right out now come on let's get these guys out of the way
[01:29:16] Sneak if you insist
[01:29:19] Grandpa melts just subscribed
[01:29:22] Take them out good shit
[01:29:25] Okay, down, come on.
[01:29:28] Nice.
[01:29:31] Oh!
[01:29:41] Bang!
[01:29:43] Good fucking shit.
[01:29:45] Okay, we're not getting through the door.
[01:29:47] We're gonna go up.
[01:29:49] Take this guy out.
[01:29:50] Quick!
[01:29:51] Yep. Got him.
[01:29:55] Come at me. Are you up?
[01:29:57] Alright, I go right, you go left. Come on.
[01:30:00] Yeah!
[01:30:02] Hold up!
[01:30:04] HELLO!
[01:30:06] I got this one too then.
[01:30:12] What the fuck are you doing?
[01:30:15] Oh
[01:30:20] We had a strike we have to distract it
[01:30:25] Are you print are you are you playing dad
[01:30:45] So we go this way, this way, this way, perfect.
[01:30:49] Oh, oh, oh.
[01:30:52] Okay.
[01:30:53] This is a back to forward attack here.
[01:30:57] We need to distract.
[01:30:59] Now distract.
[01:31:04] Nice.
[01:31:05] Now they don't know what's happening.
[01:31:07] Now we go, go, go, go, go, go.
[01:31:10] Ready to take out the sky?
[01:31:11] Bang!
[01:31:13] Good shit.
[01:31:15] Hi, guys, eight Batman.
[01:31:20] What?
[01:31:21] Are you going to take him out or not?
[01:31:23] He's going to sit here.
[01:31:25] Okay, perfect.
[01:31:26] Oh, done.
[01:31:30] And another one.
[01:31:31] Bang!
[01:31:32] Done.
[01:31:33] Perfect.
[01:31:34] Now, I take out this guy.
[01:31:38] Bob!
[01:31:39] BOP!
[01:31:40] Did I just say chud?
[01:31:44] Okay.
[01:31:45] Now we have to build something so we're going to attack some things, okay?
[01:31:54] Perfect.
[01:31:55] Chat, now I'm going to build.
[01:31:59] Watch me.
[01:32:00] Watch where I build, chat.
[01:32:03] Yo, I'm not lying about it being Batman.
[01:32:08] This isn't Ning Joggo, whatever that is.
[01:32:11] Yo bro, this is Lego Batman.
[01:32:14] I don't know what to tell you.
[01:32:17] I downloaded Lego Batman.
[01:32:20] Okay, pick up.
[01:32:23] Perfect.
[01:32:25] I'll throw it up.
[01:32:26] Mm.
[01:32:30] Oh, attach to this.
[01:32:32] Nice.
[01:32:39] Okay
[01:32:50] I bet
[01:32:56] I bet
[01:32:58] What? Oh?
[01:33:02] Are you up? What?
[01:33:04] What's up, okay, no worries get through here
[01:33:14] Now now now now attack oh
[01:33:20] My god, good shit go now go now go now attack
[01:33:24] dead
[01:33:26] Chud
[01:33:28] Good shit. I was a chud attack
[01:33:31] are you a spy yo no I just don't know anything about Ninjago what is Ninjago
[01:33:47] What is that we got to go down come on whoa oh no
[01:34:00] What's the learning what we didn't get caught you're the one in the fucking open
[01:34:10] Okay
[01:34:17] focus more. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Ah. Wait. One more combo. Bang.
[01:34:42] Okay, nice. We're back. Come on. Get out of here.
[01:34:48] Mmm. Am I dumb?
[01:34:53] Oh! No.
[01:34:59] Oh, I gotta build something.
[01:35:04] What else, though, would I gotta destroy?
[01:35:11] Am I brain dead?
[01:35:29] Some coins, okay. Oh!
[01:35:33] got it no ads are crazy do you want me to just be an
[01:35:50] an Adless Streamer?
[01:35:53] Okay.
[01:35:55] Wind it up.
[01:35:59] Nice!
[01:36:01] Good shit.
[01:36:02] How many of you guys are watching Adblockers?
[01:36:05] So if that one guy got ads, and then everyone else replied,
[01:36:08] yep, and isn't subbed,
[01:36:10] how many of you guys are actually watching Adblockers right now?
[01:36:13] How many of you got-
[01:36:16] Get in my-
[01:36:18] Go.
[01:36:19] and over perfect yeah okay we got to move quick take them out take my good
[01:36:31] shit wait to perform get in the van
[01:36:41] tomorrow can you wear a Batman costume so do you guys want me to wear a
[01:36:47] costume for every game I play okay now I gotta pop out sneak bang oh no no no no no no no no no no
[01:36:57] BOOOOOO
[01:37:04] oh no oh no
[01:37:08] now one more come on out fuck
[01:37:12] Perfect, CHUT! BANG! Okay, get on. Yeah, I'm confused.
[01:37:42] Okay, there we go. All right now we're good
[01:37:56] Wait, are you in here too?
[01:38:00] Perfect
[01:38:02] Oh
[01:38:19] Oh, no i gotta make a destruction i gotta hit the gong
[01:38:25] Fuck didn't work out all good
[01:38:32] Can you do it again, maybe?
[01:38:37] Okay, let's go left.
[01:38:42] Come on, go, go, go.
[01:38:48] Ah, fuck it.
[01:38:50] No.
[01:38:52] Gotta get focused.
[01:38:54] Ah!
[01:38:56] Oh, no.
[01:38:58] Oh, no.
[01:39:00] Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
[01:39:06] One will come out.
[01:39:10] Nope, don't think so.
[01:39:14] Holy cinema.
[01:39:20] Band emoji. Someone got perma-band.
[01:39:26] Type of one in the chat if you want to get perma-band.
[01:39:28] Let's see.
[01:39:31] I always wanted to do this.
[01:39:37] BOOM!
[01:39:46] Wait, do you hear that?
[01:39:47] We gotta go.
[01:39:49] We gotta go!
[01:39:50] No, no, no, we gotta go.
[01:39:51] Come on.
[01:39:53] We gotta save the world.
[01:39:58] Perfect.
[01:40:03] Oh.
[01:40:08] Wabang.
[01:40:10] Okay.
[01:40:15] One.
[01:40:16] Two.
[01:40:17] Three.
[01:40:18] Four.
[01:40:19] Get one last time.
[01:40:24] Bunk.
[01:40:25] Shoot!
[01:40:26] SHIT!
[01:40:28] That shit. Oh no.
[01:40:43] Fast!
[01:40:48] What?
[01:40:50] Fuck!
[01:40:52] Oh
[01:40:56] How am I so bad at this game
[01:41:07] Oh, no, well we got to start it off
[01:41:12] Where's my partner? What the fuck?
[01:41:22] Please turn around, please turn around, please turn around, turn around, turn around, turn around, take out this guy.
[01:41:40] Won't see us here, won't see us.
[01:41:44] Won't see us.
[01:41:47] Yo, Toby, appreciate the tier one gift that's up, bro.
[01:41:50] stop bro won't see us here what what the fuck
[01:42:03] oh no oh no oh no
[01:42:10] fuck!
[01:42:12] good attempt buddy
[01:42:14] you guys can't beat me up
[01:42:16] like I'm the bat
[01:42:18] chud!
[01:42:20] scoff
[01:42:32] we're not scoff
[01:42:40] Oh, my God.
[01:42:47] Oh, my God.
[01:42:56] One raw
[01:43:11] Jack y'all remember that joke 21
[01:43:21] Punch of the game
[01:43:23] Go fast.
[01:43:28] Nope.
[01:43:29] Turn away.
[01:43:30] I didn't even see you here.
[01:43:43] Oh no.
[01:43:44] Maybe I can do a sneak attack on this guy right here, leaving the pack.
[01:43:59] Think about it.
[01:44:00] If I do a sneak attack, then they don't know.
[01:44:04] Was that noise?
[01:44:05] Oh, no.
[01:44:06] Oh, no.
[01:44:07] Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh god. Another fight.
[01:44:23] AHHHHH
[01:44:25] One more come on
[01:44:32] Fucking go
[01:44:38] Come on
[01:44:41] So where are the usual 49,000 viewers?
[01:44:44] Uh bro, I'm not a 49...
[01:44:47] Jack, where the fuck?
[01:44:51] Am I bugged?
[01:44:53] Where's my teammate?
[01:45:04] I didn't fall off.
[01:45:05] Type 1 in the chat if I fell off.
[01:45:07] Wait what?
[01:45:08] I'm confused.
[01:45:09] Okay.
[01:45:10] I
[01:45:22] What
[01:45:26] Where the fuck did she come from
[01:45:30] You have no business here. What are these what?
[01:45:34] Gotham's time
[01:45:35] The City has become a breeding ground for suffering and injustice. It must be destroyed
[01:45:42] Bruce please for your own sake. There is no turning back now. I can't believe this
[01:45:48] Gotham isn't beyond saving. There are good people there when the forest grows too wild
[01:45:55] The purging fire is inevitable and natural
[01:45:58] Well, my daughter knows
[01:46:01] Your daughter
[01:46:03] father please your compassion is a weakness for enemies that one of the
[01:46:09] That's why it's so important. It's what separates us from them. What are you doing? What is necessary?
[01:46:16] Oh
[01:46:35] Oh no
[01:46:38] Oh my oh my god, oh my
[01:46:40] Perhaps there's I focus last lesson
[01:46:43] Yeah give me a last lesson pussy.
[01:46:48] Go go go go go go.
[01:46:49] Defenses.
[01:46:50] One more combo.
[01:46:51] Damn!
[01:46:52] Oh oh no.
[01:46:53] Stun him!
[01:46:54] Oh no.
[01:46:55] Stun him!
[01:46:56] What?
[01:46:57] Okay.
[01:46:58] Okay.
[01:46:59] Okay.
[01:47:00] Okay.
[01:47:01] Okay.
[01:47:02] Okay.
[01:47:03] Okay.
[01:47:04] Okay.
[01:47:05] Okay.
[01:47:06] Okay.
[01:47:07] Okay.
[01:47:08] Okay.
[01:47:09] Okay.
[01:47:10] Okay.
[01:47:11] Okay.
[01:47:12] Oh, come on, Pussy.
[01:47:19] Bang!
[01:47:21] Nice.
[01:47:22] He's a little stunned now, so we're gonna...
[01:47:25] Nope.
[01:47:26] We're gonna combo that.
[01:47:28] Nope.
[01:47:29] Okay, now we're not.
[01:47:31] Nope.
[01:47:32] Move!
[01:47:33] Nice!
[01:47:34] MOVE!
[01:47:41] NICE!
[01:47:42] Killing Roz.
[01:47:43] Oh no.
[01:47:52] KILL THAT PORK!
[01:47:56] Oh.
[01:47:57] Oh, no.
[01:48:04] What?
[01:48:09] Oh.
[01:48:14] Wait.
[01:48:19] That's your father!
[01:48:24] No fuck nah, uh-uh, nope nope
[01:48:32] We had to leave what if I just don't fight what if I just leave all right gotta fight
[01:48:45] Like
[01:48:48] Hi to the face buddy
[01:48:54] that back love you shut eyes you all think I'm like a badge farmer I could be
[01:49:08] oh goes our way out
[01:49:11] Oh, no. Oh, no, emoji.
[01:49:16] Don't worry, we got this.
[01:49:18] Okay, dodge.
[01:49:20] Off the map.
[01:49:23] Kind of walk in, bro.
[01:49:29] I'm gonna die.
[01:49:30] If I die, I'll be an embarrassment to the gaming community.
[01:49:33] Come here.
[01:49:37] Whoa!
[01:49:38] Okay, off.
[01:49:39] Climb to the page.
[01:49:40] BANG!
[01:49:41] I can't believe that's your father, bro.
[01:50:06] I thought we were going to have something in common.
[01:50:11] WHAT?!
[01:50:25] The camera didn't downgrade.
[01:50:32] Thank you so much for the prime.
[01:50:34] Thanks for the prime.
[01:50:36] Oh
[01:50:48] What
[01:50:56] Oh no
[01:50:59] Oh
[01:51:01] Whoa
[01:51:06] Fire fire fire
[01:51:11] Why are you talking?
[01:51:17] Yeah, don't worry about me worry about your fucking father
[01:51:21] Remember wait a concoct here. You must be calm
[01:51:26] It is not enough to be a man. Take him out to become an idea
[01:51:31] Oh, no, I have to fight him and them
[01:51:50] You my greatest students it should be you
[01:51:55] No
[01:51:57] Oh god, I'm sitting
[01:52:00] Mmm, I won't take that. Oh, oh no, your son
[01:52:20] You I did
[01:52:27] I'm sure this kind of opposite of what I'm going for
[01:52:33] No one buys
[01:52:38] Apricot
[01:52:57] No!
[01:53:10] Talia! No!
[01:53:21] No!
[01:53:24] Talia!
[01:53:27] the secret temple. Wait what? I never liked it. Can you call him a cab? A cab?
[01:53:33] Maybe a nightmare. For start they never pay their bills on time and those ninja
[01:53:38] masks. We make all of those you know and they never pay on time. We've got the
[01:53:43] rent you pay on the shack. You know what it's like. Cost of wood is for the roof and then there's the yak.
[01:53:49] I
[01:53:52] Got it
[01:53:55] No, no, I
[01:54:00] Do not want her as my teammate she
[01:54:06] She's an informant I
[01:54:15] Almost built the tree
[01:54:17] Shiesa!
[01:54:23] I'm not a sexist piece of shit!
[01:54:25] Yo!
[01:54:26] Chad, did you-
[01:54:27] So, now you've returned from the grave, Master Bruce.
[01:54:30] What's next on the agenda?
[01:54:33] I'm going to show the people of Gotham their city doesn't belong to criminals like Falconia.
[01:54:38] Tee?
[01:54:39] Yeah, very good sir.
[01:54:41] But first, I need to become more than a man.
[01:54:44] I need to become a symbol oh what did you have in mind something that man
[01:54:51] elemental something terrifying yeah I'm sure something will come me oh there she
[01:54:59] is Gotham City
[01:55:03] Hey!
[01:55:13] Oh, dear.
[01:55:15] What?
[01:55:20] Oh!
[01:55:23] What?!
[01:55:33] Not gonna lie, this looks like Chester.
[01:56:03] Oh
[01:56:06] Where are we going and to so just subscribe that Alfred the bat cave
[01:56:13] Dear
[01:56:19] My god, you used to love these guns
[01:56:26] Chat we're becoming a Batman
[01:56:33] We are Batman.
[01:56:38] No, no, no, no.
[01:56:48] We'll fucking build something then.
[01:56:51] Whoa!
[01:56:53] Is there a lawnmower?
[01:56:59] Oh, I'm sorry!
[01:57:24] Am I playing that?
[01:57:37] Wow, look at the graphics.
[01:57:40] Bang! Pop!
[01:57:42] Bomb!
[01:57:43] Bang!
[01:57:44] Boom!
[01:57:51] Tires.
[01:57:52] Oh, it's like the Fortnite tires!
[01:57:58] Flip reset right now!
[01:58:05] Bye!
[01:58:09] Bye!
[01:58:13] Ahhhh!
[01:58:17] So.
[01:58:23] Graphics look amazing high-vives. Yeah, I know
[01:58:32] It's been a long old time since we last came this way hmm a long old time indeed
[01:58:39] It's okay, bro. It's leading us to the old way
[01:58:42] We have to get down there
[01:58:45] Yeah, how do we get down?
[01:58:47] Oh
[01:59:02] Don't ask 50 90 can't handle a Lego Batman. Oh guys
[01:59:08] Okay, I'm gonna get this off. This is all ultra settings
[01:59:17] It's like soon as back, there's some kind of moment.
[01:59:22] Are you sure you're ready for this, Alfred?
[01:59:24] Yeah, let's get out.
[01:59:25] I was planning out of choppers before you were born, Master Bruce.
[01:59:27] That's exactly what I'm about me.
[01:59:35] Whoa.
[01:59:36] Don't suppose you remember what your father said to you.
[01:59:39] That day you fell down here chasing that hat.
[01:59:42] Yeah, he said, why do we fall, Bruce?
[01:59:45] No, no, no. He said, I got missing with that. Well, again, I hope you know what you do.
[01:59:53] Is this the sponsor? No. How does this go again? They would never sponsor me because I curse.
[02:00:08] Go.
[02:00:13] They would never sponsor a chop
[02:00:22] Is that are they shitting on me
[02:00:34] Come on, let's explore
[02:00:36] Come on, let's explore the back cave.
[02:00:43] This is my...
[02:00:44] You could, bro!
[02:00:48] Woah.
[02:00:49] more convenient entrance somewhere we have to explore this place whoa those
[02:00:56] stalagmites look a little shaky maybe we can clear them out of the way
[02:01:02] I'm going to break the cage sir
[02:01:09] Whoa, the cat, whoa
[02:01:12] This looks sick
[02:01:14] Okay, can I go?
[02:01:16] Jump up? No
[02:01:18] Okay sir, jump across? Fine
[02:01:21] Okay, there has to be a better way to get in the cave, Batman
[02:01:27] Oh wait, we're building the cave
[02:01:32] to help Alfred get across okay let me lift
[02:01:44] help break those stalagmites somehow
[02:01:52] I slimmed on this poor just subscribe my brain dead
[02:02:02] Oh
[02:02:14] Timber
[02:02:20] Character change just subscribed, okay
[02:02:27] Whoa
[02:02:29] Come on Alfred
[02:02:31] Is this your idea of a safe crossing master Bruce?
[02:02:37] Yo star web prison the tier one sub Iceland prison the tier one sub
[02:02:42] Thank you so much Ken prison the tier one sub a war and prison the gift. It's up joke prison the tier one sub
[02:02:52] I'm not I'm not jerking it
[02:02:58] Let's go
[02:03:00] Come on, let me switch characters. I am Batman
[02:03:13] Whoa
[02:03:19] What is that
[02:03:27] Let me
[02:03:30] Musta Mr. Man's just subscribed.
[02:03:34] Yo, musta, yo, musta, musta, musta Mr. Man's.
[02:03:39] Appreciate that you're once up. Thank you so much. Enjoy your badge.
[02:03:42] I don't be scared of the little blighters.
[02:03:44] Get out!
[02:03:48] Okay.
[02:03:49] Are you alright, sir?
[02:03:50] Yes.
[02:03:51] Yeah? Why wouldn't I be?
[02:03:53] Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
[02:03:54] Well, the facts.
[02:03:56] Don't worry, Alfred.
[02:03:58] I'm not that scared little kid anymore.
[02:04:01] Huh.
[02:04:02] Old Aurora.
[02:04:04] This is perfect.
[02:04:06] The caves, they run right under the matter.
[02:04:09] You're right, sir.
[02:04:11] The matter.
[02:04:13] The matter.
[02:04:18] The matter, daddy.
[02:04:21] And it looks like we're under the south-east corner.
[02:04:25] Wait, what is that?
[02:04:28] Oh
[02:04:32] Hold on
[02:04:34] Your father's old car. I took the liberty of making some adjustments
[02:04:44] It's perfect
[02:04:50] Perfect for what exactly
[02:04:52] Like they arm there's an echo. Please fix it
[02:05:02] Yo oil in 59 presented tier one stuff. We're gonna need a lot of black paint
[02:05:09] What
[02:05:22] Oh my god!
[02:05:45] We did it!
[02:05:46] EW!
[02:05:47] I
[02:05:54] For clean it up
[02:05:57] Let's go we are Batman
[02:06:06] Whoa
[02:06:10] This is detectives Gordon and class responding to an 1154 the dogs
[02:06:17] Hey, wait up!
[02:06:21] Hold it right there!
[02:06:25] Whoa, Jibbo! Is that the S behind?
[02:06:29] Hey, I'm not gonna go in the Sims as regards.
[02:06:33] Alright, continue. DUNA!
[02:06:37] Now, hold on! I suppose you, uh, want to taste this. You don't dig, uh, your taste, uh...
[02:06:42] makes us guys nervous you might decide to walk no no we have a duty to the
[02:06:50] citizens have got duty did you smoke this morning no I don't smoke
[02:07:12] Oh
[02:07:25] My god
[02:07:35] Whoa
[02:07:42] What's going on here?
[02:07:54] No time to-
[02:07:55] Oh!
[02:07:56] I'm a little rusty.
[02:07:58] I'm glad you're on my side, whoever you are.
[02:08:03] Yep.
[02:08:04] Holy aura!
[02:08:06] I have so much aura.
[02:08:08] Holy Aura!
[02:08:10] I have so much aura, it's insane.
[02:08:20] Okay.
[02:08:23] Bang!
[02:08:24] Chooood!
[02:08:27] Come on.
[02:08:29] Nope.
[02:08:30] Don't think so.
[02:08:31] Bang!
[02:08:38] Whoa!
[02:08:39] Nice enemy son.
[02:08:41] Go over to him fast.
[02:08:44] Bang!
[02:08:45] Oh no!
[02:08:48] Ow!
[02:08:50] Oh no, oh no, oh no, I'm gonna die.
[02:08:56] Bang!
[02:08:58] Oh no, oh no, oh no, I'm gonna die.
[02:09:04] Bang!
[02:09:06] of
[02:09:13] death
[02:09:16] of
[02:09:19] death
[02:09:21] of
[02:09:23] death
[02:09:25] of
[02:09:27] death
[02:09:29] of
[02:09:31] death
[02:09:33] man by rights I should be calling this in this is a start you're a good cop swimming against
[02:09:42] the tide what would it take to get falconi there's a new DA Harvey Dent he's great
[02:09:50] He's broke good need hard evidence
[02:09:56] Hope you've learned your lesson Jim
[02:10:12] Let's get
[02:10:17] There he is up ahead
[02:10:20] Okay, let's get him
[02:10:24] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[02:10:32] Hey
[02:10:34] Has to be prepared
[02:10:42] Nice
[02:10:44] Kill that boy
[02:10:47] What?
[02:10:50] I
[02:10:57] Got
[02:11:02] That clue guess you've got catches too
[02:11:07] These dogs are crawling with bad guys watch out safeway past
[02:11:11] Oh
[02:11:25] No
[02:11:33] We are just here
[02:11:41] I'm not brain dead!
[02:11:48] BANG!
[02:11:51] Nope!
[02:11:54] Oh!
[02:12:01] Oh no!
[02:12:06] I'M BATMAN!
[02:12:08] hold the aura, when I say it's fucking aura
[02:12:12] nope, don't think so
[02:12:17] nope, oh no
[02:12:22] nope
[02:12:25] nice, there we go
[02:12:31] let's get out of here
[02:12:34] Let's see what we can do, come on.
[02:12:52] Where'd he go?
[02:12:53] He has to be here.
[02:12:54] Quickly, Gordon.
[02:12:55] Quickly, please.
[02:12:56] It has to be here quickly Gordon quickly please
[02:13:13] That Bella
[02:13:17] Bro ties it's so good
[02:13:26] You've got some explaining to do
[02:13:31] What the fuck oh got it
[02:13:39] That's it's good though 70 dollars wait, I think 70 dollars in this game what fucking what
[02:13:56] We paid $70 whoa I'm Batman
[02:14:12] Oh, no
[02:14:15] I'm Batman
[02:14:27] Oh, no
[02:14:32] Jack it's this Jack is this story accurate like I don't have to watch the movies anymore
[02:14:42] Oh
[02:14:53] Oh no, oh they have snipers
[02:15:00] Oh, it's only teammate my bad, bro. What?
[02:15:08] Watch out
[02:15:12] Hell, spoiler!
[02:15:18] Oh no! Oh no!
[02:15:23] Shit! Go back up off me!
[02:15:27] Oh!
[02:15:32] Oh no!
[02:15:39] Oh no!
[02:15:42] Oh
[02:15:51] Liddy Mergy was good lid
[02:15:57] It's not my teammate
[02:16:05] Oh, no, oh, no, I'm on it. Oh, no watch out
[02:16:12] I'm saving the city. Go nut!
[02:16:18] Where's Yatt?
[02:16:20] Oh!
[02:16:22] Got him.
[02:16:28] Yatt.
[02:16:31] This guy thinks he's bad.
[02:16:33] I can't just yet.
[02:16:36] No, I am Batman.
[02:16:38] Yatt, watch your aura.
[02:16:40] I'm Batman
[02:16:48] Donuts
[02:17:03] He's running
[02:17:10] It's Batman actually names Batman. Oh
[02:17:21] Bye Lydia
[02:17:24] Lydia's busy
[02:17:31] Wait
[02:17:40] I'm confused.
[02:17:57] What'd I do?
[02:18:00] Oh.
[02:18:01] got it to pull that
[02:18:21] is anyone else confused
[02:18:24] or is it just me and be totally honest
[02:18:27] Ooh.
[02:18:29] A lock.
[02:18:31] Got it.
[02:18:31] Okay.
[02:18:33] So now let me turn this.
[02:18:41] Okay.
[02:18:44] Now that's over there.
[02:18:53] Yeah, this game is not meant for kids.
[02:18:57] Oh, I got a build but I don't have the materials yet
[02:19:14] Did that give me materials
[02:19:27] Maybe in here?
[02:19:41] I'm confused.
[02:19:42] Oh!
[02:19:43] Trash can.
[02:19:44] Chad, look!
[02:19:45] It's my content!
[02:19:46] Heh heh heh.
[02:19:47] Oh.
[02:19:48] 10
[02:20:00] Maybe I missed it
[02:20:12] Where's it at
[02:20:18] I'm confused
[02:20:48] look top left and throw your thing already did that hold it and change
[02:21:05] characters. Maybe the other way around.
[02:21:19] Oh
[02:21:36] Don't worry buddy, I'm coming after you
[02:21:45] You're not safe buddy watch this
[02:21:49] No switch press the button. Oh
[02:22:02] I knocked him out
[02:22:06] Come here
[02:22:14] Now what do we do I've got an idea
[02:22:19] You're probably not gonna like it.
[02:22:21] Oh?
[02:22:22] What?
[02:22:24] DONUTS!
[02:22:26] DONUT LAND!
[02:22:31] Please, what a mess.
[02:22:45] Let's talk.
[02:22:46] Holy aura!
[02:23:16] oh kill that boy now he's dead right what gonna snitch on us we got to kill
[02:23:28] them yes because I don't watch baseball so I just go with the Phillies
[02:23:42] Anyways
[02:23:46] Shut what do you mean back?
[02:23:48] Thank you, man
[02:23:50] What do you mean Batman doesn't kill I literally just killed a whole bunch of guys they popped into little pieces
[02:23:55] Let's give me five subscriptions to the community new beginnings
[02:24:01] By
[02:24:02] Love dollars with the five gifted J flow with the one gifted J flow don't think I forgot rain with the tier one sub Finn with the prime
[02:24:10] And then a white white goo pressure that's here once up chat who
[02:24:18] Can type of one in the chat if you go for the Phillies. Yes. No, maybe so fuck you or
[02:24:24] Die whatever whatever answer you want
[02:24:28] Okay, we got some rewards we got a skill brick which is good
[02:24:34] So we got new suits we got Batman begin suit and we got cop
[02:24:41] Got it
[02:24:49] What
[02:24:52] Jack how far am I into the game?
[02:24:59] Like pretty far detective Gordon all you got an APB on any purple sports cars in the tricorner area
[02:25:05] You need a ride bet bet
[02:25:08] No, Aura. I don't need your fucking loud plops, huh?
[02:25:16] Holy...
[02:25:24] Ho!
[02:25:38] oh holy aura thank you just have one in the chat if you like the new stream
[02:25:50] upgrades and here I was thinking that's one of them
[02:25:56] black
[02:26:00] Oh, this is dispatch citizen needs our help at the tricorner metro, but there are no nearby units
[02:26:08] Oh, no, I hear something wait you can pick up our police scanners of course I can
[02:26:16] Oh
[02:26:42] I got banned again, you know stupid ass fucking controller
[02:26:46] Mary I want to see the TV please before this lap
[02:26:52] No, you can't see the TV fuck you
[02:26:57] The TV is fine by the way TV's in per oh
[02:27:01] Hey
[02:27:03] No, not on my watch out. I'm getting my ass beat
[02:27:23] Judd
[02:27:27] Oh
[02:27:29] My bad. Hey, bro. I won't be honest. I kind of turned out and I was beating the fuck out of you
[02:27:34] That's on me. Hey, my bad. Hey, my bad, bro
[02:27:39] I kind of turned out and I was beating the absolute bullshit out of you. It's all good. Hey
[02:27:44] Hey, no worries. No worries at all. Glad you're happy. All right. Hey, hey calm down
[02:27:50] Okay
[02:27:52] All right
[02:27:55] I'm a guy to hear
[02:27:59] I can still hear her. Woo Queens!
[02:28:07] Got a chest? Yo! Yo!
[02:28:11] Can she stop saying yeah?
[02:28:17] Alright, alright.
[02:28:18] Goin' goin' goin' goin' goin' goin' goin' goin' goin' goin' goin'
[02:28:23] BANG!
[02:28:24] I'll get some use out of this.
[02:28:29] A tricorner.
[02:28:34] She's still saying yeah!
[02:28:36] I mean what the fuck!
[02:28:37] Alright, I'm about to lose my mind.
[02:28:41] Take my life savings.
[02:28:44] Get in my car!
[02:28:45] Let's roll!
[02:28:46] Woo!
[02:28:47] Toads!
[02:28:48] I
[02:28:57] Wait what leaving the vehicle would be a bad idea, sorry about that
[02:29:07] We out
[02:29:13] Oh
[02:29:18] Oh miss the turn
[02:29:36] You gotta go I'm not drunk driving
[02:29:45] What the hell
[02:29:48] How do I go up? Am I too fat? How do I go up?
[02:29:56] Alright. Now that's fucked up. I'll just use the ladder, it's fine.
[02:30:08] Hi!
[02:30:10] What are you guys doing up here?
[02:30:14] Hi!
[02:30:21] I never slapped your little brother.
[02:30:25] Yeah, hey, I was too busy.
[02:30:27] I couldn't take a picture with your little brother.
[02:30:29] It is what it is.
[02:30:32] Hey, good shit, bro.
[02:30:33] We're really stopping crime.
[02:30:35] Wait.
[02:30:36] WHAT?!
[02:30:37] Is there no one?
[02:30:39] Got him
[02:30:47] No
[02:30:51] Wait
[02:30:54] What copy that I'm my way to you now I'm one toy
[02:30:59] Trust her
[02:31:01] We don't have a choice
[02:31:04] She's got info
[02:31:06] John, who wants a photo with me?
[02:31:09] If y'all saw me, IRL, would you take a photo with me?
[02:31:12] Yes or no?
[02:31:13] Excuse me?
[02:31:14] Pardon me?
[02:31:15] Oh!
[02:31:16] I'm boosting!
[02:31:17] Oh, god.
[02:31:18] All right.
[02:31:19] I would slime you.
[02:31:20] Hey, what are you supposed to be?
[02:31:22] Uh...
[02:31:23] I'm Batman.
[02:31:24] I'm Batman.
[02:31:25] I'm Batman.
[02:31:26] I'm Batman.
[02:31:27] I'm Batman.
[02:31:28] I'm Batman.
[02:31:29] I'm Batman.
[02:31:30] I'm Batman.
[02:31:31] I'm Batman.
[02:31:32] I'm Batman.
[02:31:33] I'm Batman.
[02:31:34] I'm Batman.
[02:31:35] I'm Batman!
[02:31:38] Yo!
[02:31:48] Didn't you just say you have-
[02:31:58] Are you dead ass right now?
[02:32:02] LIVIA!
[02:32:03] Lid emoji.
[02:32:08] Thank you so much for the one gift that's up. Enjoy your Batman.
[02:32:12] Wait, I forgot. I forgot to listen. Fuck.
[02:32:16] Yesterday, I got a call about a purple sports car driving dangerously around Tri-Corner after speaking to some witnesses.
[02:32:24] I got a poster drawn up.
[02:32:27] What?
[02:32:28] Off the drive?
[02:32:29] What?
[02:32:30] Is that the poster back there?
[02:32:31] You don't even know what they look like!
[02:32:32] Oh my!
[02:32:33] Wait, I'm missing Cat!
[02:32:34] No!
[02:32:35] A cat burglar!
[02:32:36] Oh my!
[02:32:37] Wait, I'm missing Cat!
[02:32:38] No!
[02:32:39] A cat burglar!
[02:32:40] Oh my!
[02:32:41] Oh my!
[02:32:42] Oh my!
[02:32:43] Oh my!
[02:32:44] Oh my!
[02:32:45] Oh my!
[02:32:46] Oh my!
[02:32:47] Oh my!
[02:32:48] Oh my!
[02:32:49] Oh my!
[02:32:50] Oh my!
[02:32:51] Oh my!
[02:32:52] Oh my!
[02:32:53] I'm sick man Bay August did one subscriptions to the community can't shake the feeling. I'm missing something. What could it be?
[02:33:02] Thanks, what do you I'm back? Let me check evidence. All right
[02:33:08] So they look like any other civilian in the city. Okay, perfect. This is a great. Where do I even find your pieces? Oh
[02:33:20] Over here
[02:33:23] It's around here somewhere.
[02:33:28] Oh!
[02:33:30] Great. That's the first piece of the poster found.
[02:33:34] Got one.
[02:33:42] What is this?
[02:33:43] Go, go, go, go!
[02:33:45] Oh! Matt's wind!
[02:33:53] Matt's win! Let's fucking go. Now we need to find another piece of the puzzle.
[02:34:01] What? All the way up there?
[02:34:07] Let me go to this one. Oh, oh, oh! Hello, sir! Have you seen my Lego piece?
[02:34:16] Oh
[02:34:18] It's two pieces down hold on then we can identify our suspect an anonymous
[02:34:24] You've gifted it to one subscription to their stundest call
[02:34:29] Oh
[02:34:33] Okay
[02:34:35] Okay
[02:34:40] Got it whoo purple
[02:34:42] I didn't die lady have you seen my piece of the puzzle oh I'm brain dead all right
[02:35:03] we got it that's all the pieces by me let's go let's get out of here put this
[02:35:08] thing back together hello I got your pieces to the puzzle here we go luck I
[02:35:17] hope you're able to find your man wait I have to rebuild so he looks like that
[02:35:28] No fuck
[02:35:39] We're not confused cause maybe you get to five subscriptions to the community
[02:35:48] Hey wait
[02:35:50] Wait.
[02:35:56] Yep.
[02:36:06] Whoa!
[02:36:07] CosbyV, thank you so much for the five gift.
[02:36:09] And thank you so much.
[02:36:10] Toxic, present the one gifted.
[02:36:12] Anonymous, present the one gifted.
[02:36:13] And then anonymous, thank you for the one gifted.
[02:36:17] Nothing matches.
[02:36:18] I've been my lip, ow, ow.
[02:36:20] Oh, wait a minute.
[02:36:28] Albert Einstein!
[02:36:41] Where? All right!
[02:36:44] All right Batman, come on. Get out of here. Get out of here man. Let's get in the car.
[02:36:50] I'm Batman! Looks like you for real, Lydia. Uh, oh my god, I'm gonna call up, I'm gonna
[02:37:01] call up Moist Critical. You guys have to get into a scrim or something. You are too bored.
[02:37:07] No! Oh! Sorry about that, I wasn't paying attention. Oh!
[02:37:18] Well, here we are.
[02:37:26] Holy aura.
[02:37:27] Watch how I walk in.
[02:37:28] Slow walk.
[02:37:29] Holy aura.
[02:37:30] God.
[02:37:31] Hey!
[02:37:32] Lydia!
[02:37:33] Bang!
[02:37:34] No.
[02:37:35] I'm not.
[02:37:36] I'm not.
[02:37:37] I'm not.
[02:37:38] Oh god
[02:37:43] Hey, Lydia
[02:37:46] Bang now walk in we gotta find this guy
[02:37:53] Is he up here he could be up there
[02:38:08] Everyone at high-fives and give him a heart, please
[02:38:19] Oh
[02:38:49] Hey! Get in the car, get in the car! Call... Summon!
[02:38:56] Holy aura! Get in!
[02:39:01] Okay.
[02:39:04] I'm pretty good at that.
[02:39:08] We're back!
[02:39:09] I
[02:39:17] High-byes heart at high-byes lady mode did I say that?
[02:39:29] No, we must
[02:39:39] Frank where lost we never should have come off the freeway Frank you piece of shit Frank. I'd know what anyone
[02:39:52] Oh, no
[02:40:02] I go for two days and you lose 30 K. Yeah because they were few bucks
[02:40:09] Oh
[02:40:22] Wow
[02:40:26] I didn't fall off I didn't fall off
[02:40:34] My pictures up there down. Oh, whoa, donuts
[02:40:37] I haven't had a donut that's so long.
[02:40:41] License and registrations, please.
[02:40:45] What? Hey, you'll find me. I'll get some subscribe.
[02:40:49] I ain't going anywhere with you!
[02:40:53] Get out!
[02:40:57] Get out!
[02:41:01] Okay, okay, okay. You got me.
[02:41:05] You got me. What's that Coney up to? Hey Lydia! Start squawking.
[02:41:11] Oh, I got there. Lydia, my name's not Batman. It's a Batman.
[02:41:16] What's Coney doing in here? It's not Batman.
[02:41:19] Okay, what deal?
[02:41:22] I don't know no detail of it.
[02:41:25] Selling on some...
[02:41:27] Great, now my chest is going to say Batman the whole time. Whatever dude.
[02:41:31] Get out of here.
[02:41:35] What
[02:41:41] Kill that boy wait, what?
[02:42:00] Gotta go meet over
[02:42:02] get in the car there's still a couple of hours before that ponies deal goes down
[02:42:08] mm-hmm
[02:42:13] she's made
[02:42:15] she's made coming through
[02:42:18] she's made
[02:42:20] all right
[02:42:25] we arrived where are the subtitles yo bro uh
[02:42:32] I don't need subtitles. You guys want subtitles? Let me look.
[02:42:49] No. So why bring it up?
[02:42:55] Hello.
[02:42:56] guy keep it moving detective Gordon will be coming by soon oh my the Gordon
[02:43:02] put you up to this where is he in yo bro okay can't deal with this piece of
[02:43:08] shit Jim we got another greetings card mold mr. riddles but this time it had an
[02:43:15] address inside what what happens to 13 this is the place Jerry but no one wants
[02:43:22] to go in there I didn't fall off it was view box it wasn't real viewers yeah what
[02:43:26] he's got it was it was chatty bt clawed and fucking grok looking at me bro wait
[02:43:32] what did you say I was talking to my dumbass said don't worry Harvey we'll
[02:43:37] check it out
[02:43:44] oh
[02:43:52] Yeah.
[02:43:54] Who are you?
[02:43:56] You're not JCP.
[02:43:58] What?
[02:44:00] Maybe you're surprised.
[02:44:02] Damn!
[02:44:04] He's an obnoxious one.
[02:44:08] Looks like our host has a puzzle for us.
[02:44:12] I'm really going puzzles.
[02:44:14] Wait, what are you?
[02:44:20] Uh
[02:44:28] Got it
[02:44:30] Bang many of these you got easy
[02:44:46] Yo, it's good riddler
[02:44:50] Hmm, there's nobody named their kids James anymore riddle me that
[02:44:56] Quest
[02:45:06] Where's the riddle am I brain dead
[02:45:08] It's not the diddler
[02:45:19] Kids game by the way
[02:45:29] Hey, hey, I'm on the hardest difficulty a kid wouldn't be playing on this. No, let's see
[02:45:35] Put it here? Yep. Put it here?
[02:45:40] What? What? My game's legit! Hey! What? What the? Help! Bad man! Where the fuck? Where
[02:46:04] Where did my-
[02:46:07] Huh?
[02:46:09] Oh!
[02:46:11] Got it.
[02:46:13] Okay.
[02:46:14] I think, right here.
[02:46:20] Oh, the mirror!
[02:46:22] Oh!
[02:46:24] It has things that aren't there!
[02:46:27] Okay.
[02:46:29] So it's gonna be the first one then.
[02:46:34] Bank
[02:46:42] I'm confused
[02:46:44] Just wanted to say thank you for the streams recently
[02:46:48] I've been feeling down and very tired, but watching your stream game
[02:46:52] Oh to get up and max them right here
[02:46:55] Oh, there's other pieces got it no one told me that
[02:47:08] Okay, put that one here. Okay. Where's the other one right here? Okay. Got it. I can't jump up
[02:47:20] Up, up, back in.
[02:47:29] And, bye.
[02:47:35] Yeah, I would agree.
[02:47:39] So, light bulb, radio.
[02:47:43] Let's find these two things.
[02:47:50] really piano play run away
[02:47:59] you look silly in that costume but you're definitely brighter than
[02:48:04] whoa radio got radio radio goes radio light bulb where maybe in this corner
[02:48:15] probably
[02:48:22] anonymous user gifted one subscriptions
[02:48:25] yo an anonymous user gifted one gift it's up thank you
[02:48:28] can we get some dubbies in the chat for anonymous
[02:48:31] where's the light bulb
[02:48:37] oh it's right here I gotta take it from this
[02:48:45] I have a feeling things are just getting started
[02:48:55] huh boggles boggles viewers watch yeah can this guy stop talking
[02:49:03] I look forward to seeing how you do.
[02:49:05] What a real challenge.
[02:49:07] Watch this.
[02:49:10] Well, that sounds ominous.
[02:49:12] Yo!
[02:49:17] I'm Batman!
[02:49:20] Hey, what an absolute bang a game you're playing,
[02:49:22] but I don't know the chipmunk in the right corner is.
[02:49:27] Is this the...
[02:49:29] This is the Diddler?
[02:49:31] Got it.
[02:49:32] More like Fat Man.
[02:49:35] Boggles, I appreciate the raid. Thank you so much Boggles.
[02:49:37] W Boggles, I hope you have fun on stage.
[02:49:43] Alright, hey, hey, hey!
[02:49:45] Watch that shit!
[02:49:48] I wouldn't be Fat Man if I was in the game.
[02:49:52] I'll be Batman.
[02:49:56] Wait, is another riddle?
[02:49:59] I'm confused.
[02:50:01] Or maybe I can exit.
[02:50:02] Batman when you're ready to go bust Valconi just let me know okay you know where the ice
[02:50:12] brick lounges right of course Valconi's fisheries it's Gotham's worst kept secret great
[02:50:20] Get out of here
[02:50:22] I
[02:50:48] Fit gamer pretty the tier one get the sub yo who stole my account
[02:50:52] The hell
[02:50:55] No
[02:51:07] Do a flip reset would be a bad idea can't afford to slow down
[02:51:22] Let's take him down what face this dude's gonna die
[02:51:41] Bye
[02:51:43] Me if I ever saw you guys on your own by the way
[02:51:46] I'm gonna fuck
[02:51:48] Good shit.
[02:51:52] That was a chud gamba.
[02:52:00] Map tracking. Share button map while in Gotham to view all current revealed activities and collectibles.
[02:52:10] Place the tracker on the map X. That can be seen while navigating.
[02:52:16] So you beat women, uh, did I say that what?
[02:52:24] I want to see Falconi all the while you're talking about pal
[02:52:32] All right, it's time
[02:52:35] What's the problem says he wants to see Falconi Falconi ain't no Falcone
[02:52:45] Why did they all look the same?
[02:52:52] Are those twins?
[02:52:58] Yo, SIDA! SIDA, appreciate the one gift that's up, thank you.
[02:53:15] what
[02:53:31] Personally me I'm beating his ass. That's what it is. Why is he dancing?
[02:53:42] Well, we had a club
[02:53:45] And how'd you get in here?
[02:53:47] I'm Batman.
[02:53:48] Hey!
[02:53:48] And I'm Batman.
[02:53:51] I'm Batman!
[02:53:56] Take him out!
[02:54:09] Looks like we need to step up our security!
[02:54:12] Oh
[02:54:30] Back shots
[02:54:33] Bob
[02:54:38] Can't keep fighting her away cool, I just gave that guy back shot. Hey
[02:54:48] Next
[02:54:51] Lighting rigged as they are sight
[02:54:53] Yep
[02:55:02] Who's ready for more of the exact same beat?
[02:55:07] Woo-hoo!
[02:55:08] Security camera.
[02:55:09] Shoot, camera, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it.
[02:55:16] Oh boy.
[02:55:17] Well, I can target it and kill it.
[02:55:20] They should.
[02:55:21] There's gonna be more of those.
[02:55:26] He's three years old.
[02:55:27] He's literally out of club.
[02:55:29] There's no way he's three years old.
[02:55:31] I
[02:55:45] How do I get across
[02:55:57] Stop dancing I hate when my chat dances
[02:56:01] means you're having a good time
[02:56:06] wow
[02:56:19] you can find a way to fuck up his office
[02:56:22] through the VIP lounge
[02:56:24] got it vent
[02:56:26] if anyone finds the key
[02:56:28] it's a drone hole
[02:56:29] I
[02:56:33] Never mind it's
[02:56:45] We did is ass
[02:56:51] Oh my god, oh my god
[02:56:57] Damn
[02:56:59] Hey, Mr. Pointy
[02:57:05] Excuse me, what is she saying to me? I'm done
[02:57:16] Backshots for you
[02:57:29] The thing I'm having.
[02:57:32] Oh!
[02:57:33] You two again!
[02:57:34] What?
[02:57:35] I swear I won't run this trap.
[02:57:37] Honest.
[02:57:39] Falcone's office.
[02:57:41] Where is it?
[02:57:42] Where is it?
[02:57:43] What?
[02:57:44] Falcone's office?
[02:57:45] Yeah!
[02:57:46] That's in the basement.
[02:57:47] What?
[02:57:48] Bottom of the iceberg, you might say.
[02:57:53] Well, he'll see YouTube coming up.
[02:57:54] Liddy Mojo.
[02:57:56] So you might want to take the uh...
[02:57:58] ...see me.
[02:57:59] So we're gonna take you to maybe open that door for our guests, please.
[02:58:07] Whatever you say, class.
[02:58:08] Now that we're getting this guy's way.
[02:58:10] Get that straight and then down a couple of floors.
[02:58:13] You'll find it.
[02:58:14] Hopefully.
[02:58:15] What you're looking at.
[02:58:16] We helped you.
[02:58:17] So take your cave and get going.
[02:58:18] Got it.
[02:58:19] what you're looking at we helped you take your cake and get going
[02:58:26] got it
[02:58:29] I'm in there
[02:58:32] gotta focus
[02:58:34] oh no oh no
[02:58:37] fuck
[02:58:41] I could have done that if you stayed out of the way
[02:58:45] nope
[02:58:48] oh no let's wait bang
[02:58:56] one more combo damn this must be the door to Falcone's eyes
[02:59:03] I'm doing that shit he's left a spear keeling around that's okay we can build
[02:59:08] we can build ready hold on let's build
[02:59:14] Um, two out of three, am I braindad?
[02:59:20] Ah!
[02:59:25] Got it.
[02:59:30] What?
[02:59:31] It's a fisting machine!
[02:59:35] Alrighty.
[02:59:44] Oh.
[02:59:52] Yeah, pretty weird office.
[02:59:54] Wait.
[02:59:55] We're in the kitchen, Jim.
[03:00:03] Get away.
[03:00:05] What? Where did they come from?
[03:00:14] Oh
[03:00:18] Okay, that's a sword. Why'd they have a sword? Why did you have a sword in the kitchen? Oh?
[03:00:25] What the fuck you were in the freezer. Oh, it's a lot
[03:00:34] Yeah
[03:00:38] One month
[03:00:45] Lock in
[03:00:49] I don't know why you guys are typing ones in the chat
[03:00:56] Burger I'm a cop not a delivery boy
[03:01:01] It's fine. It's fine. We got to cook some food. So we need one one ice cream. That's easy
[03:01:11] Where's the ice cream maker
[03:01:14] I'm confused whoa is anyone else confused or am I just up all this cold air rushing
[03:01:42] Stop all the-
[03:01:45] Fuck!
[03:01:49] Oh!
[03:01:54] I'm brain dead.
[03:01:56] Seems like things are heating up.
[03:01:58] Maybe just cleaning up less.
[03:02:03] Oh!
[03:02:10] Perfect
[03:02:12] Ice cream
[03:02:13] There we go. Who doesn't like ice cream put it on plate three
[03:02:19] I said dessert that's dark two more to find
[03:02:26] Come here
[03:02:30] What oh
[03:02:36] Hey grab that food I gotta keep a hold of this
[03:02:40] I did him
[03:02:47] Wait what
[03:02:53] Got it just the kind of food we need
[03:02:58] That's plate one so the obvious appetizer one more and we're ready to serve
[03:03:02] Yeah, where would the burger be?
[03:03:23] fridge burger burger am I praying that games hard oh saying this okay
[03:03:53] I
[03:03:59] Whoo, look what yeah, I don't know the burgers that
[03:04:10] Mmm
[03:04:18] The fridge which one's the fridge
[03:04:23] Oh
[03:04:39] What took you so long
[03:04:42] No, how is the phone call it gets what he's hungry got it
[03:04:45] Don't work you up an appetite. I didn't know you don't think
[03:04:50] Keep your head in the game Jim
[03:04:52] You are a burger maybe I'll have a burger today
[03:05:17] What is that
[03:05:22] Go away! We don't want any more visitors, wild wishes or distant relations. Thank you.
[03:05:32] Watch this way. Let's hurry.
[03:05:37] What? I got banned. Fuck.
[03:05:42] Oh
[03:05:47] Watch out. It's coming. We have to arcade with this guy
[03:05:55] Yo, can you get out the way the fuck
[03:06:12] What the fuck is that?
[03:07:07] Oh, fuck!
[03:07:09] Bop!
[03:07:11] Fucking go!
[03:07:16] This door?
[03:07:20] Oh.
[03:07:26] What are you, the door inspector?
[03:07:28] Get outta here!
[03:07:33] What?
[03:07:35] Liddy-mo-
[03:07:47] I get it.
[03:07:57] OH! My bad bro!
[03:08:04] Okay, am I brain dead?
[03:08:15] I'm done man.
[03:08:22] Okay.
[03:08:23] Oh, I gotta build something.
[03:08:31] Okay, that makes more sense
[03:08:43] A catapult
[03:09:01] Okay, forgot about that part
[03:09:14] Let me do
[03:09:24] Say this isn't what I was expecting
[03:09:30] you guys shut up I might be the goat hi guys which is rich oh you're in it right
[03:09:56] I know.
[03:10:03] Shut up.
[03:10:09] Bang!
[03:10:10] Bumped the face.
[03:10:13] Ow!
[03:10:14] I just shot!
[03:10:17] I'm Batman!
[03:10:26] You probably got to go up here.
[03:10:29] Ow, ow, ow, what the fuck?
[03:10:36] Die.
[03:10:37] I'll probably break through these.
[03:10:44] Oh.
[03:10:45] Oh my.
[03:10:46] Oh my.
[03:10:47] Why is there so many people to fight?
[03:10:55] Ow! I just got stabbed!
[03:10:59] Oh no.
[03:11:00] Ow!
[03:11:05] Alright!
[03:11:07] Fuck you!
[03:11:11] BANG!
[03:11:15] Oh no. Fuck him.
[03:11:19] He's burying me.
[03:11:24] There we go!
[03:11:25] Ah!
[03:11:29] Alright, come here.
[03:11:30] Let me give you a back shot.
[03:11:33] Wh-who is shooting me? Alright, come here.
[03:11:39] Nope.
[03:11:40] In the pit.
[03:11:49] Oh, I didn't mean that, sorry!
[03:11:53] Block in!
[03:11:54] Also Lydia you don't have to hide like every message I read chat
[03:12:04] Like
[03:12:07] Ow the fuck
[03:12:12] Cat all right everyone type something and I'll read every message watch I
[03:12:19] Got you, bro. I saved you you're welcome
[03:12:24] I
[03:12:29] What time is the worst of the words under segment never fuck you fuck you fuck you hey high-fives. What's good?
[03:12:36] All right, too many can't read all them. Sorry
[03:12:43] I'm high-fives and I'm gay
[03:12:49] Whoa
[03:12:54] Why'd you take a lip?
[03:13:01] Yo!
[03:13:02] Okay.
[03:13:03] Fine.
[03:13:04] Okay, I'm almost- No, it is time.
[03:13:12] Bop, there we go.
[03:13:15] Yo, can you help me?
[03:13:18] Piece of shit.
[03:13:22] We almost there
[03:13:37] Too loud boggles, what are you saying we're good read it?
[03:13:45] What where am I going?
[03:13:48] Performative green screen. It's a good green screen. It's probably better than yours. I'm not gonna lie
[03:13:56] How'd I go faster? Oh?
[03:14:09] What
[03:14:12] Okay
[03:14:17] Now do we have to bit man do we have to build yep of course we don't go he's a
[03:14:28] few floors down so I need a new controller it is way too risky
[03:14:34] I can't fix controller now I can't it's like I get in what get in this giant drill
[03:14:53] Seems like the next logical approach
[03:15:23] Repair repair repair
[03:15:32] Another club, I mean what the fuck
[03:15:44] What
[03:15:46] Hey! Fuck! Sorry!
[03:15:53] Hey!
[03:15:57] Oh shit!
[03:16:04] I'm telling you, that was a good one!
[03:16:17] What the hell are you doing, people?
[03:16:20] Now, here's the cop!
[03:16:24] His cops are gonna beat you!
[03:16:26] How?
[03:16:27] But you're gonna feel real good.
[03:16:30] You danced a little too well for a cop.
[03:16:33] Suspicious.
[03:16:35] Wow.
[03:16:36] Time for the big finish, Colin.
[03:16:38] Wait.
[03:16:40] I wish we had time to rehearse this.
[03:16:44] Airplane!
[03:16:47] What?
[03:16:54] It's over.
[03:16:56] Back to being Batman.
[03:16:58] A.K.A. Batman.
[03:17:00] A.K.A. Chopped Man.
[03:17:02] A.K.A.
[03:17:08] Lock it.
[03:17:18] Cut man!
[03:17:20] A.K.A. Lid.
[03:17:22] Fuck you!
[03:17:26] Jack, you are my number one god!
[03:17:28] Bucky!
[03:17:29] You leave all this behind, and for what?
[03:17:31] Where that fish ball on your head the names red hood one thought I'd go save the game
[03:17:41] No option to do that mr. Falcon it probably ought to save this year 2026
[03:17:48] Here's your sample plenty more effect for whatever little project you and your buddies are got going
[03:17:54] pleasure doing business so you're saying if my game crashes it's Gigi
[03:18:03] and I'm gonna give it to her whatever you're planning remember this is my town
[03:18:07] Oh
[03:18:20] No
[03:18:37] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[03:18:50] I
[03:19:02] Time for my associates, but scored you out five minutes bro another big ass fight. I mean
[03:19:20] Oh
[03:19:26] Just hit me over the head
[03:19:29] Shut oh
[03:19:37] Yeah, you guys realize like if I saw your IRL, I would beat the fuck out of you
[03:19:45] Oh
[03:19:50] woman beater I'm not a woman beat guy peeking through
[03:20:02] bang back shots just getting back shots fucking go
[03:20:11] Fuck it!
[03:20:16] More!
[03:20:18] Ow!
[03:20:22] OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[03:20:28] JOOOOOUS!
[03:20:38] No, I'm chasing it!
[03:20:39] Hey
[03:21:00] Another big-ass fight I mean
[03:21:02] Oh no, oh no, oh no.
[03:21:09] Nope, not my gear.
[03:21:12] Nope, not my gear.
[03:21:17] It's over.
[03:21:20] Bang!
[03:21:22] Bang!
[03:21:24] Bang!
[03:21:26] Bang!
[03:21:29] Bang!
[03:21:31] I'm Batman!
[03:21:34] Oh, there's the civilians.
[03:21:39] Oh!
[03:21:49] I'm not 32 years old, that's the thing.
[03:21:52] Chad, how old do you think I am?
[03:21:54] You're based off luck, stop.
[03:21:59] 25 max 40 52 27
[03:22:13] Police! Arrest that man!
[03:22:21] Man, these hacks on their cameras. I wouldn't mind so much, but they never get my good side.
[03:22:35] Where's Gordon?
[03:22:36] Word is, half your office has donut sprinkles on their hands. Care to comment, Mr. Danza?
[03:22:41] Okay Gordon, I've got loansharking, shark loaning, fish laundering, illegal use of a flounder.
[03:22:46] Ouch!
[03:22:47] Falcone! We're hit-handed at the scene! How in the world?
[03:22:52] Harvey, you wouldn't believe me, even if I told you.
[03:22:59] Wow.
[03:23:00] Falcone is arrested now.
[03:23:03] I'm so good at my job!
[03:23:06] Let's go.
[03:23:07] Mach out! How do I save?
[03:23:11] Oh
[03:23:23] What
[03:23:32] I didn't do shit
[03:23:34] It is what it is.
[03:23:41] Job's done, da.
[03:23:45] Job's done.
[03:23:48] Job's done.
[03:23:52] Job's done.
[03:23:57] What?
[03:23:59] There's nothing in my hand!
[03:24:03] One loose end, I need to get back to the cave, but this place is warming with cops back in the day
[03:24:09] Your forefathers at a home network of tunnels leading into Gotham from here
[03:24:14] Hmm
[03:24:15] To get back and see
[03:24:17] Tunnels shut tunnels
[03:24:18] Oh, and Alfred, I'll be bringing a friend
[03:24:25] A friend sir, well good for you. I'll make myself scarce
[03:24:30] Oh
[03:24:36] You gonna tell me where we're going exactly no, I'm not call the car get in the car
[03:24:43] We need to learn more about the Bears Red Hood one gun from Falcon. I'm Batman
[03:24:58] What
[03:25:00] What the fuck?
[03:25:12] Uh, I think it's broken.
[03:25:20] Oh!
[03:25:24] Got it.
[03:25:30] Oh
[03:25:43] Come on
[03:25:48] Okay, that's the second piece of the puzzle
[03:25:53] Oh, I was looking at my chat stupid ass chat, bro
[03:26:00] Okay, that's one piece now
[03:26:11] Fuck you litty moat, it's your fault
[03:26:17] Okay, I need to find one more one more but where
[03:26:26] This goes into that oh
[03:26:30] Yeah, I'm already done.
[03:26:31] I should have access to that.
[03:26:34] Oh!
[03:26:41] Fast travel points can be found in different Gotham districts.
[03:26:45] Complete the event to gain access.
[03:26:52] I'm confused.
[03:26:53] oh got it come on is this really necessary hold on
[03:27:08] AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
[03:27:12] Orrra!
[03:27:15] Oh, wait here!
[03:27:20] Huh! How do I turn this thing down?
[03:27:23] Turn up the graphics!
[03:27:24] Game looks like shit!
[03:27:26] Hey, the graphics are maxed out! I don't know what you want from it!
[03:27:30] HIV man!
[03:27:32] Has a good ring to it!
[03:27:34] Fuck!
[03:27:37] FUCK YOU!
[03:27:38] Hey careful with that. It's an antique. Just like it's over.
[03:27:46] Sorry, shaky.
[03:27:48] Uh, uh, keep it. It suits you.
[03:27:52] Maybe you should practice a bit before you take it out of-
[03:28:03] Killed my bat
[03:28:08] My computer's on the upper level, but we need to access that elevator to reach it got it
[03:28:12] I know the day to be something at all this junk to get it open
[03:28:18] Whoa
[03:28:25] What
[03:28:33] That's insane. Wait, how do I get into the elevator? Am I slow? What? Underwear?
[03:28:48] Wait.
[03:28:49] The banana... don't need that.
[03:29:03] Ah!
[03:29:05] Got it.
[03:29:08] Chat.
[03:29:11] Does anyone want the badge?
[03:29:13] of one in the chat if you want to badge.
[03:29:20] Nice.
[03:29:22] Now, what we can do is at Lydia.
[03:29:27] That's at L-I-D-Y-U-H.
[03:29:33] And then, she's actually gifting subs.
[03:29:37] Go on, lock in.
[03:29:40] turn turn turn
[03:29:52] we need to get the power back on to run our analysis power I can barely see
[03:29:59] What?
[03:30:06] Whoa got it
[03:30:13] Maybe I'm slow, I don't see a bat. Oh
[03:30:15] Oh
[03:30:23] Controller disconnected it's really killing my immersion though. I don't feel like Batman when it when it pops up controller disconnected
[03:30:33] Let's see if the computer can tell us what Red Hood one is hidden in this bear
[03:30:39] Hmm Red Hood one puts something in this bear hacker man. Let's analyze. Oh
[03:30:45] I'll keep us busy. We can construct my new workbench while we wait
[03:30:54] We can't be doing DIY in his face
[03:31:01] Okay, he's doing a high-bars. What does that mean?
[03:31:15] Was I supposed to break these or not?
[03:31:27] Got it!
[03:31:30] So did Lydia actually gift or not?
[03:31:35] Fucked up.
[03:31:37] Dad, does anyone want to gift us up?
[03:31:39] Maybe two, maybe three?
[03:31:42] Go on, go on, go on!
[03:31:45] Gadgets can be improved with W. Found in Gotham.
[03:32:03] I
[03:32:05] Then now I can upgrade my weapon. I can upgrade my equipment here. Oh
[03:32:12] Lydia with a fine gift aid
[03:32:15] Cosby be with them ten gifted what Lydia?
[03:32:23] Holy Lydia wow go to be thank you so much coach
[03:32:27] To the community actual goats now chat. What do I upgrade? Do I have an option? Yes or no?
[03:32:34] Nope, I don't think I do
[03:32:38] Boggles you next boggles I know that mobile rivals check it
[03:32:46] Okay
[03:32:57] Maybe you should pay a visit to an old family friend at WineTap.
[03:33:01] Just a fault.
[03:33:03] Just a fault. Just a fault.
[03:33:05] Jim, we're heading back to the city.
[03:33:07] Okay.
[03:33:08] Guess your computer's about as good as mine, man.
[03:33:10] Huh?
[03:33:11] I got a friend with a better one. Let's go.
[03:33:15] A pole!
[03:33:20] Everybody's just adding boggles.
[03:33:27] okay guys let's go back to the city we need to fast travel come on this guy's
[03:33:39] fake donating bits yo okay
[03:33:45] we're heading to South Island no it's not double use they're fake bit just
[03:33:52] We open the bridge
[03:33:55] Lock in 300 meters away, holy shit
[03:34:00] it.
[03:34:07] South, home to luxury department stores, fancy museums, and mediocre hot dogs.
[03:34:18] Yo!
[03:34:19] Cousins, we have the 550.
[03:34:20] Now, Chad, let's get some.
[03:34:21] Move out of the way!
[03:34:22] W's in the chest of Cousins.
[03:34:23] Good being.
[03:34:24] W's in the chest because it'd be thank you thank you I just hit that lady oh my
[03:34:41] Is she dead well not she's good
[03:34:48] Thank you
[03:35:02] Hot dog
[03:35:04] That dog's bleeding in the cave.
[03:35:09] This is Boggles guy. Boggles, you can't just fake gift. You can't do that. It's not allowed.
[03:35:17] I'm Batman!
[03:35:26] Oh! I'm here to see Mr. Lucius Fox.
[03:35:30] Oh
[03:35:32] Applied sciences in the basement nice card is that
[03:35:43] You are not gonna believe this
[03:35:46] thickness of it
[03:35:48] You see the guy about my
[03:36:00] A bat?
[03:36:02] No.
[03:36:03] Sorry, officer.
[03:36:05] Good a story he came in here.
[03:36:08] Chad, should we do a Lydia watch party?
[03:36:11] Lydia's playing in a main event soon for Valorant.
[03:36:14] Should we do a Lydia watch party?
[03:36:17] Thoughts?
[03:36:18] Above you is carbon by weave glider, developed for the GCPG.
[03:36:22] Why didn't they put it into production?
[03:36:25] I'm down.
[03:36:27] Lydia, send me details.
[03:36:29] I'm deadass playing Pokemon Go, please shut the fuck up.
[03:36:34] Alright, see this is fucked up because I'm talking about supporting Lydia and what she
[03:36:41] just did.
[03:36:42] Let's go next.
[03:36:44] Yes, Monday Mike.
[03:36:47] Hey, can we get all fuck boggles in the chat?
[03:36:58] Next yo, I'm this fucking piece of shit. I'm about to go IRL. I'm not even kidding
[03:37:02] I'm about to go IRL go to Best Buy and buy a new fucking controller
[03:37:05] Now let's see if we can work out what you're interested in Mr. Wayne
[03:37:14] Look, I'd rather nobody
[03:37:17] Mr. Wayne if you don't want to tell me exactly what you're doing when I'm at I don't have to lie
[03:37:22] Hey, my sorry to say but the stream has been ruined since this lesbian turned his camera
[03:37:28] All right
[03:37:33] All right, but I should have some replacement power cells lying around here somewhere come on a
[03:37:39] Few finishing touches and this could retrieve that and
[03:37:45] Now I might be brain dead I don't see any myth power cells bro. Oh
[03:37:58] press okay oh yeah I got one power cell oh I got another one another power
[03:38:16] cell are you proud of me we could find anything in this place great that's
[03:38:22] That's two. One more and find out what's in that beer.
[03:38:32] What?
[03:38:34] What?
[03:38:36] What?
[03:38:41] Could that be something?
[03:38:42] Oh.
[03:38:48] Okay.
[03:38:50] Mine!
[03:38:52] now am i brain dead what's happening with my character
[03:39:02] this should be a nice real kangaroo spotting segment
[03:39:05] we all know ourselves didn't today like he promised a michelle buckles
[03:39:09] see what's in the sparrows you scammed your kangaroo hunting stream the fuck now just
[03:39:16] Gotta plug this in here.
[03:39:20] Yep.
[03:39:23] Okay.
[03:39:24] Now it should just be a press of a button.
[03:39:29] Uh-oh.
[03:39:41] Uh-oh.
[03:39:42] That one is... that.
[03:39:48] Oh!
[03:39:50] What happened?
[03:39:52] Hmm.
[03:39:54] H-E-H-E.
[03:39:56] Also known as Lafonium.
[03:39:58] Not dangerous in its own right.
[03:40:00] But when mixed in the right way with any number of components...
[03:40:04] Oh!
[03:40:06] Quite good.
[03:40:08] Oh!
[03:40:12] Quite lethal.
[03:40:14] Now I need to find the rest of those bears.
[03:40:16] Bears?
[03:40:18] Fluor?
[03:40:21] Oh!
[03:40:27] Damn!
[03:40:28] Oh!
[03:40:29] JP!
[03:40:32] Wayne, residence? Alfred speaking?
[03:40:35] Alfred, we're on a trace on Red Hood's chopper.
[03:40:37] We need to find where he took those bears very good, sir
[03:40:42] Holy Chuck
[03:40:46] So is he gonna do his job or not a way to cover more ground
[03:40:52] Yo this fucking piece of shit controller would you mind if I borrowed these mr. Wayne wait, I see it all this stuff is yours anyway
[03:41:00] Feel free to cover
[03:41:02] We're always open for you, Mr. White.
[03:41:05] Thank you, sir. Thank you.
[03:41:07] This glide equipment is a-
[03:41:12] What?
[03:41:14] Did a train just go through a train? I paid $70 for this game.
[03:41:23] Oh, no.
[03:41:26] Stop doing that!
[03:41:32] hey why did you call me here we need the height to test the glide
[03:41:45] uh
[03:41:51] new tech to soar through the air glide is your helmet not too tight
[03:41:56] I'm Batman!
[03:42:07] This is that, yep.
[03:42:12] Increase, decrease, got it.
[03:42:16] Hall the aura chat.
[03:42:18] I have aura.
[03:42:26] streets. The streets is where the crime is.
[03:42:32] Not chat. What is my progress through the game?
[03:42:37] He's gonna take up a couple days to beat this game.
[03:42:44] Let's go faster.
[03:42:51] Delight boost.
[03:42:52] What?
[03:43:01] Only 8%?
[03:43:02] Yeah, it's like an Electra from Minecraft.
[03:43:14] Bang.
[03:43:18] Let's build something to get us back into the air.
[03:43:27] I have to sign up for this.
[03:43:32] Okay.
[03:43:35] Is Highbytes playing a real difficulty?
[03:43:37] Yes.
[03:43:38] This is the ma- Do not piss me off.
[03:43:42] This is the max difficulty.
[03:43:46] I was at the CVS and he took out some strings of him when this dude called Lil' Dick Nick
[03:43:57] stole the Niel and hugged me with Van B pills.
[03:44:01] The pregnant team had just gotten the last one and he literally shoved past her and
[03:44:06] grabbed it out of her hands.
[03:44:08] Instead of apologizing, he goes, should have moved faster.
[03:44:12] Let's try over here.
[03:44:16] Hey!
[03:44:22] Hey!
[03:44:23] Get off of her!
[03:44:30] Got him.
[03:44:35] What?!
[03:44:39] Oh no. Watch out.
[03:44:40] Oh my-
[03:44:41] Did you just shoot the civilians?
[03:44:46] Oh no.
[03:44:54] BANG!
[03:45:00] WOAH!
[03:45:06] MOOOOOO!
[03:45:11] Yeah, oh well you just killed your friend you just murdered your friend
[03:45:22] What
[03:45:27] What I thought I punched the lady in the face. Oh my god
[03:45:41] What the-
[03:45:48] You need to work on your people skills.
[03:45:52] Oh.
[03:45:53] Master Bruce, I've got a bead on that chopper.
[03:45:58] Send you near the location now.
[03:46:00] Good work.
[03:46:01] You sound a bit peaky if you don't mind me saying.
[03:46:04] I'll make you a nice little cocoa when you get back.
[03:46:07] I'm not sure that's mission critical.
[03:46:10] Can I play some marco league?
[03:46:12] Yes or no?
[03:46:14] Affirmative
[03:46:16] Wanna play some marco league right now?
[03:46:27] Woah!
[03:46:29] That helicopter you're after is currently set at ice chemical processing plant.
[03:46:38] It's a...
[03:46:39] Chad, this is a...
[03:46:40] Chad, we did 8.55% of the game.
[03:46:45] Now.
[03:46:48] We must go to Rocket League.
[03:46:52] What?
[03:46:59] What time is my game saved yes, or no
[03:47:07] Yeah, I'm not playing till 100% well like I am but like not now not in one sitting
[03:47:17] Oh saving whoo
[03:47:19] I
[03:47:25] Paid 60 dollars for this game, and you know what this is worth it. This is the first jump scare
[03:47:31] Is that what you guys are looking at right now?
[03:47:33] All good
[03:47:35] Let's put it on some music next up just some cool songs
[03:47:45] Wait hold on
[03:47:49] Wait Chad, do you guys like the green screen or not?
[03:47:54] Of pretty girls and starting conversations.
[03:47:58] No!
[03:48:06] Bring back the TV!
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[03:57:38] Easy
[03:57:41] Feel it with nothing but pain
[03:57:49] Bang oh no
[03:57:55] See may miss the ball I'm guessing let me see what happened here
[03:58:04] Boost ever ball yeah, my teammate with how much does it predict that you want me to preach
[03:58:19] Okay.
[03:58:21] Oh no.
[03:58:27] Oh.
[03:58:29] Hello?
[03:58:31] My muddard?
[03:58:35] I'm sorry.
[03:58:37] I'm sorry.
[03:58:39] I'm sorry.
[03:58:41] I'm sorry.
[03:58:43] I'm sorry.
[03:58:45] I'm sorry.
[03:58:47] fuck me
[03:58:54] I'm not a beginner chat
[03:59:01] yeah we lost
[03:59:06] and I'm dead mode and I'm fucking dead mode
[03:59:13] BAAAAA
[03:59:16] First warm-up game
[03:59:24] That's fun to me thought yeah, no
[03:59:37] Jaha who's followed it mine or my oh or two mate
[03:59:43] Thoughts? Yours. Alright.
[03:59:49] I'm gonna go for the first one.
[03:59:56] I'm gonna go for the second one.
[04:00:03] I'm gonna go for the third one.
[04:00:10] Oh
[04:00:19] It's like it's like it's like it's like oh my god
[04:00:26] Wrong go pal
[04:00:40] and
[04:01:00] No, I'm mad.
[04:01:10] No, I'm just calm.
[04:01:25] Got it.
[04:01:26] Got a month again.
[04:01:34] Next song, please.
[04:01:48] Fuck!
[04:01:55] I hate my life.
[04:02:15] If I get bonfire down I'm going to lose my mind.
[04:02:19] I'm serious.
[04:02:50] What it's my teammate on crack cocaine
[04:03:07] We lost
[04:03:20] Okay, that's not what I meant.
[04:03:34] Okay, Mellow.
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[04:15:20] Yeah, yeah, yeah, like what are you doing yeah?
[04:15:49] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:15:53] Ooh, no, no, no, no, no.
[04:16:01] Ah.
[04:16:32] Oh
[04:17:02] everything you touch surely dies
[04:17:07] all right I'm gonna die soon fuck only know you're not the one you let it go
[04:17:19] I'm just grounded by my team.
[04:17:26] I'm a-I'm a dude.
[04:17:40] I literally can't do anything.
[04:17:42] Yeah, I need to go on the wall.
[04:18:01] No bullets.
[04:18:03] I
[04:18:08] Like give me a chat I think it's one of those days in Rockville, Lake where I literally cannot do anything
[04:18:15] Okay, though
[04:18:19] If you stay tilted you won't do anything in life
[04:18:33] Oh, it names that HIV!
[04:18:40] HIV, Liddy Mode.
[04:18:45] Alrighty.
[04:18:49] You only need a light when it's burning low.
[04:18:54] You only miss the sun when it's foggy snow.
[04:18:57] You only know you love her when you let her go.
[04:19:02] I
[04:19:16] Didn't make questions just go off the roof. I'm gonna be so real with y'all. I
[04:19:24] Mean know your lover when you let it go
[04:19:29] Oh
[04:19:32] Yeah, I boosted, yeah, yeah, I guess. Like, whatever.
[04:19:55] I'm gonna just not playing well for that. It is what it is.
[04:20:07] What is this song?
[04:20:26] This your music is ass. Hey, watch that shit
[04:20:42] Wait
[04:20:45] Holy next song wait this song's good
[04:20:55] of
[04:21:02] the
[04:21:20] and sooner or later it's over
[04:21:31] alright
[04:21:34] oh, yeah I feel like my controller is fucked
[04:21:41] have these inputs I'm not doing
[04:21:44] I'm not even kidding
[04:21:46] alright
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[04:33:20] If only I could make it.
[04:33:22] If only I could make it.
[04:33:24] If only I could make it.
[04:33:26] If only I could make it.
[04:33:32] I don't know.
[04:33:44] You're gonna have to go to the toilet.
[04:33:46] No.
[04:33:50] I don't want to be one.
[04:33:55] Oh, oh, oh.
[04:34:00] Do you remember his ass?
[04:34:06] It's like every game, but, you know, where am I to do about that?
[04:34:15] I'm not depressed. I'm not depressed. I'm just trying to win bro.
[04:34:26] Guys, you can listen to sad songs and not be sad. You're a religious.
[04:34:33] Let's see if I can get a win though.
[04:34:46] It seems like it doesn't matter how perfect that play.
[04:34:50] It's just one more.
[04:34:54] Maybe.
[04:34:56] Can we play two?
[04:35:00] No.
[04:35:01] I just saw a Q.
[04:35:03] I don't play with anybody because my dad just has them carried.
[04:35:17] Fuck.
[04:35:28] Okay.
[04:35:32] Do not
[04:35:52] I definitely do not run 22.5
[04:36:01] I
[04:36:03] Change you now real
[04:36:13] I agree wait
[04:36:21] Is that my boots
[04:36:26] Wait, oh, oh
[04:36:28] Umber
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[04:36:40] Fuck oh good all good all good. I got burnt. I guess I said a brick on that
[04:36:55] Whoa
[04:36:57] Wait, what?
[04:37:02] When Pokemon?
[04:37:07] You want me to play Pokemon?
[04:37:09] I can't get off until I beat it?
[04:37:12] What is a no-slot?
[04:37:13] What is that?
[04:37:14] Oh!
[04:37:15] Oh
[04:37:22] Oh
[04:37:29] I try, I no boost up
[04:37:32] No boost up
[04:37:43] Oh, nice one.
[04:37:48] Oh.
[04:37:49] Yeah, I could do that.
[04:38:01] But how do I set it up there?
[04:38:10] My bad.
[04:38:20] Where'd my music go?
[04:38:21] Is there anyone else?
[04:38:34] Ate the music.
[04:38:35] I didn't eat the music, bro.
[04:38:40] I've lost every game.
[04:39:09] 75%
[04:39:13] I think you just mind that
[04:39:31] Winner bolt
[04:39:39] I know the loss now I'm gonna try not to lose I can't take another loss
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