😎 IM HIVISE. 😎 KINDA LIKE IM BATMAN BUT HIVISE 😎 AURA... 😎 !discord

hivise

05-27-2026 · 4h 47m

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[00:00:00] They will one day be the death of me

[00:00:02] To try to kill me once, but darling

[00:00:04] You'll just resurrect in me

[00:00:06] Beach me baby

[00:00:08] Call my phone and say meet me baby

[00:00:12] I'm so bring it down to teach me baby

[00:00:15] I might teach you, but it's

[00:00:17] I ain't calling you a little piece of sea baby

[00:00:20] Pull up, baby

[00:00:21] I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die

[00:00:24] Come on, shake it with me baby

[00:00:25] Peace, peace, baby

[00:00:27] Swim my label down to free me

[00:00:29] Yo, how's everybody doing?

[00:00:35] Yeah, hey

[00:00:45] I do into this

[00:00:49] And the bro

[00:01:00] Guys I have good news I have good news guys guys guys guys I have good news

[00:01:07] Hey, hey, hey Coco what's that shit?

[00:01:11] Yeah, huh. I'm high-fives aura nerd face emoji

[00:01:19] Whatever dude anyways

[00:01:24] Yo

[00:01:26] I've played Batman and I'm Batman, but I'm high-fives so I'm high-fives

[00:01:36] High-fives and aura in the same sentence

[00:01:39] Looks it just subscribed for three months. Oh high-fives. I'm still tired. Can you start a little later? No, no, I

[00:01:48] Appreciate the three months, but we got to go all right. Oh

[00:01:54] What does this guy say?

[00:01:55] Pat says you're fat man

[00:02:02] No, I'm Batman

[00:02:08] I'm not fat man

[00:02:15] But yeah

[00:02:17] eight fifty eight

[00:02:19] 58th AM, day ruined.

[00:02:23] Guys, you can't just put the time of your location

[00:02:27] and then put day ruined.

[00:02:29] You can't do that.

[00:02:31] It's it, we're not doing that.

[00:02:33] We're not gonna start that, we're not gonna do that.

[00:02:35] All right, we're gonna relax.

[00:02:38] Fuck!

[00:02:40] Was the ramen good?

[00:02:41] Yes, does anyone else eat raw?

[00:02:44] 15, 58, day is over.

[00:02:48] Yeah.

[00:02:49] Look at this fucking chat.

[00:02:51] Look how cancer this chat is.

[00:02:53] Forza!

[00:02:54] WAIT!

[00:02:55] Forza!

[00:02:56] Wheel tomorrow.

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[00:09:02] Me oh

[00:09:05] Swap hi guys for lid. Okay

[00:09:10] L part timer chat. All right. What is it? All right fuck it. How about

[00:09:16] All right, you know what I'll do

[00:09:21] I'll do an ADHD stream. You know what fuck it. We'll do modding because you see will be live by then and

[00:09:31] We'll do a Lydia watch party fine, you know what fuck it wait am I gonna get banned though chat? Oh my god

[00:09:38] I'm not even kidding. My nose is running

[00:09:40] I

[00:09:44] Bro I drank red bull today like I was I was basically

[00:09:49] Basically chat when I'm I'm looking for wait

[00:09:53] Chat I don't have any tissues, so I'm just gonna use toilet paper. Is that good?

[00:09:57] Anyways chat so basically I was

[00:10:01] Wait, do I have any tissues?

[00:10:04] Shiesa no you don't

[00:10:07] basically

[00:10:09] Bro, we were um

[00:10:13] So get ready to spam W son get ready to spam W son cuz it's coming up

[00:10:20] Basically today I woke up early because I had to take my mom to work

[00:10:25] because W son and

[00:10:28] Why are you saying L son? What the fuck?

[00:10:33] Basically this fucking chat I

[00:10:36] I had to take my mom to work. So I woke up early and I took my mom to work

[00:10:44] now we stopped at a gas station and

[00:10:48] W mom she bought me a red bull. She also said that

[00:10:54] The red bulls are gonna kill me. Is she right or not? Yes. No, maybe so or fuck you

[00:11:06] You know what I'm saying W mom finish your sentences you sound worse than XQC

[00:11:15] Yo, buddy. I have fucking ADHD. Yo, some of the fucking lady mode fuck you

[00:11:22] All right, see hey burgers. This is what we're not gonna do. We're not gonna spread negativity today

[00:11:28] Today today is an awesome amazing day for positivity. Am I right chat?

[00:11:34] all right fucking can't take this shit bro oh no all the red bullcans are

[00:11:40] falling over Shysa anyways bro chat I don't even understand bro like how do

[00:11:52] I have ADHD this bad we're basically no I didn't even notice up I've ADHD I'm so

[00:11:57] sorry yo Keto thank you so much for the 18 months thank you bro thank you so

[00:12:03] much yeah what is that like yeah why is it named HIV hey why is the name the

[00:12:14] HIV stream ending I can't stand you anymore I can't take the shit I can't

[00:12:19] take the shit all right child what should we do today

[00:12:28] Up metric just subscribed for two months up WTF ignoring this too

[00:12:34] Yo, do you want me to ignore yourself because I will I fucking will I

[00:12:41] Fucking will

[00:12:45] Chat is there a way to allow you guys

[00:12:49] No, cuz I can't do the segment yet. Okay, but anyways, I'm gonna work on the segment

[00:12:53] Losing Lego Batman or any other game as slow you can ignore my one hundred

[00:12:57] Street give us a goon

[00:13:01] Yo, your mom is in the stream

[00:13:06] What what type me if you're my mom

[00:13:11] God his ass.

[00:13:20] Alright.

[00:13:21] Anyways, chat.

[00:13:22] So basically we're gonna finish Lego Batman because I want to finish Lego Batman and then

[00:13:33] I'm gonna work on the segment.

[00:13:35] Where?

[00:13:36] Hey!

[00:13:37] It's not Fat Man.

[00:13:40] I'm Batman! It's the-

[00:13:42] I can't take this shit.

[00:13:46] But anyways...

[00:13:50] Um, yeah.

[00:13:53] I don't know what I'm saying.

[00:13:54] Can you tell I have any-

[00:13:58] Oh.

[00:13:59] Oh.

[00:14:00] God, I opened your stream for her and she magically stood up to shut the shit off

[00:14:10] Metric appreciate the two months, bro

[00:14:13] Chad does anyone

[00:14:15] Chat does anyone else miss ex defiant? Yes or no?

[00:14:19] Is that just me? It's the only game. I was good that and they just removed it

[00:14:24] I

[00:14:30] Really want to play for so like can I play with bro? Can I play with a controller? Yes, or no a fat man

[00:14:35] Can you fucking play the game or all right? I will

[00:14:45] I can't wait, bro. I think I should I think I should play now

[00:14:50] And then they use the wheel when it comes in because I can't wait

[00:14:57] It's literally better on controller. Oh, look this shit up. Fine. We're playing forza

[00:15:06] Wait, uh

[00:15:11] Wait, is my PC gonna crash? Oh, oh, hello

[00:15:20] Oh my God!

[00:15:27] AHHHHHHHHH!

[00:15:30] AHHHHHHH!

[00:15:35] AHHHHHHH!

[00:15:38] It's a billion dollar company.

[00:15:46] Lock it

[00:15:52] Oh

[00:15:58] Lock it. It's a little loud now

[00:16:08] It's a little loud how do my graphics look it

[00:16:16] 6-7!

[00:16:17] Wait, John, 125 or 167?

[00:16:43] Also frame generation, yes or no?

[00:16:46] I'm running off the road as I find you in the race.

[00:17:01] Max it!

[00:17:04] 500 FPS, that.

[00:17:10] I have a 5090, I can't film that bad, to be honest.

[00:17:13] Oh wait, is he gonna have my stream?

[00:17:26] Who is BowieKnife99?

[00:17:29] Who the fuck is that guy?

[00:17:33] Oh, let's try one six seven chat

[00:17:54] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

[00:17:58] No, I want to be the hardest possible

[00:18:02] Fuck how to do that chat no DLSS

[00:18:13] Tom look good driver, bro

[00:18:15] what should I do? Wait should I do simulation for this? Or no. Simulation for Steering?

[00:18:43] matter hey this one's for the kids turn off damage oh okay all right ready to go

[00:19:03] Let's do a bump average.

[00:19:07] I don't know if I'm a high-disk driver.

[00:19:10] What?

[00:19:11] Hey!

[00:19:12] Custom?

[00:19:13] Yes.

[00:19:14] Uh-oh.

[00:19:15] Uh-oh.

[00:19:16] Uh-oh.

[00:19:17] Wait, how long does this take?

[00:19:18] I don't know.

[00:19:19] I don't know.

[00:19:20] I don't know.

[00:19:21] I don't know.

[00:19:22] I don't know.

[00:19:23] I don't know.

[00:19:24] I don't know.

[00:19:25] I don't know.

[00:19:26] I don't know.

[00:19:27] I don't know.

[00:19:28] I don't know.

[00:19:29] Oh

[00:19:31] Well, how long is the state?

[00:19:36] Jammel controller right now tomorrow tomorrow, I will be on I think tomorrow

[00:19:41] Because the wheel comes in today wait three hours

[00:19:48] But we nice 99, but we thought coming for me, bro

[00:19:51] I

[00:19:58] Just in 123 just subscribed for eight months hi hi guys

[00:20:04] How are you doing today? Wait you already completed the whole game alpha?

[00:20:09] the fuck

[00:20:11] Are you AI?

[00:20:13] Do I look AI?

[00:20:15] Wait lock it

[00:20:21] wait hold on fuck fuck I need to put this here so I can do this and that could

[00:20:31] do that and then now I'm fully immersed now wait type you guys want me big or

[00:20:37] not actually I don't go fuck what you guys say fuck you fuck you

[00:20:51] I

[00:20:54] Welcome

[00:21:01] Not this cam hey, I know you're here this entire land, huh?

[00:21:08] But you are going to love it here

[00:21:13] Whoa, I

[00:21:15] Have so much to show you

[00:21:18] Not enough hours in the day

[00:21:21] And guess what?

[00:21:24] Jordy will be here any minute.

[00:21:27] I'll be busy getting everything ready.

[00:21:29] I'll see you in a while.

[00:21:32] I got the garage all set.

[00:21:34] Oh, he's here.

[00:21:35] How'd it go?

[00:21:37] Everything they said is true.

[00:21:39] You would not believe this place.

[00:21:42] Wow.

[00:21:43] See you very soon.

[00:21:44] Go good.

[00:21:47] Oh!

[00:21:50] There's a huge event this weekend. Legends from all over making their way to the festival.

[00:21:57] It's gonna be on another level.

[00:21:59] Some guy just had skip emojis.

[00:22:01] Uh, bro, get out of the chat!

[00:22:16] Oh!

[00:22:20] I'm a good driver.

[00:22:30] Whoa!

[00:22:31] I'm telling you, when I get the wheel, bro, I can go out of the way.

[00:22:41] I'm telling you when I get the wheel I can I'm telling you I can I can go to F1

[00:22:55] I can go pro

[00:23:16] whoa we're in the mountains

[00:23:22] I can't see anything.

[00:23:24] Why are we both here?

[00:23:26] Yeah, I think cars feel differently.

[00:23:28] Like, on the surface of the road.

[00:23:30] Do they feel different?

[00:23:32] Yeah.

[00:23:34] Or is that too realistic?

[00:23:36] Oh!

[00:23:38] What's going on?

[00:23:40] I don't know.

[00:23:42] I'm not sure.

[00:23:44] I don't know.

[00:23:46] I don't know.

[00:23:48] I don't know.

[00:23:50] What?

[00:23:59] On the go!

[00:24:02] AHH!

[00:24:02] Oh

[00:24:28] No

[00:24:32] Oh no!

[00:24:39] Ow!

[00:24:44] What?

[00:24:51] I'm sorry!

[00:24:58] I

[00:25:12] You can drift in this game

[00:25:23] Yeah

[00:25:28] Wait, Boggles Raid? Boggles Raid of 205! W Boggles of the Raid, man.

[00:25:38] Work it!

[00:25:44] Oh no!

[00:25:46] Oh!

[00:25:51] Teams I play!

[00:25:52] Oh!

[00:25:58] I'm going to go.

[00:26:05] Is an anime even here?

[00:26:12] What's happening?

[00:26:21] Look at me!

[00:26:32] Look how good my racing is!

[00:26:51] I

[00:26:57] Forced in his calling he wants the one-to-one

[00:27:10] Yo boggles I sent you that bit shit. I'm not clicking that link

[00:27:21] We're locked in.

[00:27:28] Alright Horizon, it's your boy, Scotty Tyler, here at the festival site, what a day.

[00:27:39] We've seen wristbands, legends, rockets, and now, a legend convoy.

[00:27:46] I'mma go.

[00:27:47] I'm actually better than Boer Knight 99.

[00:27:58] Whoa! Hey! He hit my door!

[00:28:11] I'll be honest, who can beat me in a race?

[00:28:16] I don't even think of Max for staff competing to reach right now, the way I'm movin'.

[00:28:28] Oh no.

[00:28:32] everyone to horizon Japan

[00:28:43] that wraps up events for tonight at the festival

[00:28:46] we're out in the crowd wondering if you're a legend material

[00:28:50] the horizon power fighters are starting soon

[00:28:53] we're finally here

[00:28:56] taking stream time for a Ligimode

[00:29:02] Oh

[00:29:11] All right, we gotta make it look like me

[00:29:15] Yeah, I kind of have this hairstyle

[00:29:32] Whoa! Wait, this kind of looks like me. Wait, is this just a character? Oh. I thought it

[00:29:51] hair job which one's me the woman

[00:30:08] javel body type skinny the skinny is possible that's two nine three why are

[00:30:18] you guys saying three bro hello hi boys you fat fuck you guys are saying I'm

[00:30:26] this fat all right I don't go outside so I'm very white this is kind of my

[00:30:34] hairstyle yeah

[00:30:38] No.

[00:30:41] No.

[00:30:48] Yeah, this one's like me.

[00:30:51] Chat, what color is my hair?

[00:31:02] Ugly. Oh, that's not a color.

[00:31:08] Pink!

[00:31:13] Brown! Pink!

[00:31:15] So you guys want me to go with pink hair?

[00:31:29] Holy change title.

[00:31:30] Uh, no, I'm High Vives.

[00:31:34] It's kinda like I'm Batman, but High Vives Edition.

[00:31:37] light brown yeah that does look like me wait I don't I don't have any prosthetics

[00:31:46] no no thank you how do I move on

[00:31:52] Nope.

[00:32:04] Confirm character choice.

[00:32:06] Okay.

[00:32:07] Let's go.

[00:32:14] What is my nickname?

[00:32:17] Hmm, chat, let's...

[00:32:32] There's no way Senpai is in here.

[00:32:34] Are you done ass?

[00:32:37] Huh, done here.

[00:32:41] Fuck

[00:32:49] Sloth

[00:32:51] Bro, but I'm not a fucking sloth

[00:32:54] Sausage hey watch that fucking shit bro watch that watch that

[00:33:04] Maybe they have my name in here Kappa

[00:33:11] Wait, I kinda want to become Kappa.

[00:33:20] FUN, I'll be fucking sloth!

[00:33:32] Uh, although, I'm gonna be winning every race.

[00:33:36] Uh, WHAT?!

[00:33:39] Did I get a picket?

[00:33:50] Yo, I can't believe we're all here. I know whatever you need. Just ask. Hey

[00:33:56] We've talked about this for so long and it's actually happening. What so?

[00:34:02] What's next may glad you asked me two of you dropped everything to be here

[00:34:07] So I got you both a little care package

[00:34:10] What you need to make the most of your time here?

[00:34:14] first things first

[00:34:16] When in doubt explore

[00:34:23] Whoa

[00:34:25] I've been back here five years already and I haven't even scratched the surface

[00:34:30] Take this journal and document everything. I can't wait to see what you both discover

[00:34:35] And I expect photographic evidence

[00:34:40] Of course if you need a guided tour I did trip got you covered

[00:34:44] I'm sure you both one arms and cash. Oh with your driving skills. Wait, what?

[00:34:49] Tell me

[00:34:52] No, bro. I'm gonna be racing. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it for you

[00:35:05] Wow!

[00:35:13] What they made this is great. Thanks. We couldn't do this without you though someone forgot to bring a car

[00:35:22] What don't worry I got you I

[00:35:32] Forgot to bring a car, bro

[00:35:35] Are you de-

[00:35:49] The Nissan Sylvia K?

[00:35:53] The Toyota...

[00:35:56] Kaliqa GT4 ST205?

[00:36:00] I mean, holy fuck.

[00:36:01] Can we get a longer name for that?

[00:36:05] jimmy

[00:36:12] yeah guys i'm not doing jimmy

[00:36:14] guys i want to win a race not coming dead last

[00:36:18] i'm not doing jimmy bro

[00:36:21] i'm good

[00:36:25] we got to go to the Nissan Silvia

[00:36:29] right it has to be the Nissan Silvia fitted out with the original rocket bunny

[00:36:33] body kit

[00:36:34] Wait, how much is this car IRL?

[00:36:41] Give me a give me a give me a!

[00:36:50] Whoa...

[00:36:53] Oh!

[00:36:55] Okay.

[00:37:03] What's your name B?

[00:37:04] Yeah, I'm not naming myself fat ass.

[00:37:10] I can't date this shit, bro.

[00:37:15] Fat man, alright.

[00:37:22] F-F-A-T

[00:37:34] M. A. So you guys want my license plate to look like this.

[00:37:54] hold on put some emblems on it and the number seven where's that I can't take

[00:38:22] this shit okay that works let's head out yeah I'm not fat me about fat Tokyo City sounds good

[00:38:32] Take your city back whoa

[00:38:44] Read the line read the line on the line

[00:38:54] Jack third person, how do I go third person?

[00:39:02] I'll show you around and stay close. Events are getting set up all the time.

[00:39:06] We'll have to navigate some land.

[00:39:09] Roadblocks. Just follow me.

[00:39:11] Oh no!

[00:39:12] I know these roads with the stack of my hands.

[00:39:24] Fixed graphics. What is wrong with the graphics?

[00:39:28] Both walk change a plan to collect in a stadium

[00:39:36] Wait, what happened?

[00:39:40] Yeah, I'm glad we did it

[00:39:44] Why is my car so slippery

[00:39:52] Turn on anti-aliasing

[00:39:54] Okay. Hold on. Where's that at? I don't see it. Oh.

[00:40:18] Yeah, which one do I put on though?

[00:40:24] AMD?

[00:40:28] I have an AMD.

[00:40:34] Oh this one?

[00:40:41] I have this one.

[00:40:43] Okay.

[00:40:44] D-L-L-A.

[00:40:45] Oh.

[00:40:46] Okay.

[00:40:47] Low reflex.

[00:40:48] Yeah, anything else?

[00:40:49] I think it's all good now.

[00:40:50] I think we're all good to go.

[00:40:51] Okay.

[00:40:52] Okay.

[00:40:53] Okay.

[00:40:54] Okay.

[00:40:55] Okay.

[00:40:56] Okay.

[00:40:57] Okay.

[00:40:58] Okay.

[00:40:59] Okay.

[00:41:00] Okay.

[00:41:01] Okay.

[00:41:02] Okay.

[00:41:03] Okay.

[00:41:04] Okay.

[00:41:05] Okay.

[00:41:06] Okay.

[00:41:07] Okay.

[00:41:08] Okay.

[00:41:09] Okay.

[00:41:10] Okay.

[00:41:11] Oh, good to go.

[00:41:16] Turn off the DLSS.

[00:41:19] Yeah, but if I turn off DLSS, I can't turn on DLA.

[00:41:23] What?

[00:41:25] Do you guys have CTE?

[00:41:27] I

[00:41:43] Frame generation

[00:41:45] only on 2x got it done are these settings looking good or not

[00:42:02] Okay, let's get out there.

[00:42:10] So how does this fix my game?

[00:42:13] Did my game crash?

[00:42:17] Hello?

[00:42:20] Hello?

[00:42:21] Whoa!

[00:42:22] Whoa!

[00:42:29] We're back in it.

[00:42:38] Okay, I'll get up out.

[00:42:49] Watch this drift!

[00:42:53] Oh my...

[00:42:58] Blah blah blah

[00:43:04] That's not a racing line though

[00:43:10] Crossing?

[00:43:12] I'm not a student driver.

[00:43:32] What the hell are you guys talking about?

[00:43:40] Hey, hey, hey!

[00:43:42] Hey, do you know who Bowie Nights 99 is?

[00:43:45] I want him!

[00:43:57] I'm not gonna get beat up!

[00:44:02] Also, why does my car?

[00:44:07] Why is my car so slow?

[00:44:09] They're not at the workshop perfecting their builds. They help set up braces for the festival

[00:44:14] I'm a 250 FPS bro. It's okay

[00:44:18] Holy moly ready for testing. We need you to make sure it's fun make sure it's

[00:44:24] Horizon plus it wouldn't really be horizon if we didn't make it a race

[00:44:28] So a print course. Yeah

[00:44:32] Well, I also need someone to test the tune on my R32. I got it. I got it. I could do it

[00:44:38] I can do it, I can do it.

[00:44:43] Whoa.

[00:44:44] Wait, is this the actual race?

[00:44:46] This is my first race?

[00:44:50] Oh my god.

[00:44:51] Locked in focus.

[00:44:54] Mod, run of predictions.

[00:44:56] What place will I be in?

[00:44:58] One, two, three,

[00:45:02] or other?

[00:45:05] Stop.

[00:45:08] Oh my god, I'm the greatest.

[00:45:18] No, I've been coming first place.

[00:45:30] I'm better than Bowie Knight.

[00:45:35] Oh no!

[00:45:43] Oh no!

[00:45:49] Hey! Plotting! You're on 32!

[00:45:52] Fucking stop!

[00:46:02] Undergo.

[00:46:05] I'm not a specific who are no better so down

[00:46:35] Am I a good driver yes or no?

[00:47:02] Turn the music down.

[00:47:04] No

[00:47:09] Fucking go

[00:47:34] Wait, this sounds good

[00:47:45] Okay looks like the roof works well as does the tune on that arctic to do good work

[00:47:51] Everyone I know the tune sucks problem. You need to tune your tires or something practice. Hey, well, we'll need it

[00:47:59] The car doesn't slow down

[00:48:01] This is amazing. Thank you in that case next time we meet. I'll expect you'll have your wrist bands

[00:48:10] So go qualify

[00:48:17] Lock him

[00:48:20] Yeah, what was that song name what?

[00:48:27] What the fuck what was that?

[00:48:31] Oh summer is it summer in Japan right now welcome to the summer qualifiers our

[00:48:43] path to the festival and our first wristband standing in our way is the

[00:48:47] horizon invitation so we need to prove ourselves first in these qualifier

[00:48:53] events no enough of these and we'll have a place in the invitation it's winter

[00:48:58] First step on the road to legend island better. What are we all the

[00:49:03] But that doesn't even make sense because are we all tilting towards the Sun isn't that what happens in the summertime?

[00:49:08] We tilt towards the Sun so if earth tilts then we all tilt

[00:49:13] And I just sound like a fucking idiot

[00:49:17] Dirt racing

[00:49:28] What about road racing? What? What is that?

[00:49:39] Road race at Chidakawa Circuit. Nice. Is what you're well there.

[00:49:44] James Peakin. Yeah, hey bro, if I don't beat him in this, uh, I'm off.

[00:49:58] Now, where do y'all think Bowie 99 is?

[00:50:16] Ryan P7.

[00:50:17] What the fuck was that?

[00:50:18] Oh no.

[00:50:19] Oh no.

[00:50:20] Oh no. Oh no. Merge right. How do you use a turn signal? Slow down. Hello?

[00:50:49] Get the fuck out of the way!

[00:51:13] Hey, watch out!

[00:51:19] I wanted him to fucking, I wanted to kill that boy!

[00:51:35] Why do you have to drive to the race?

[00:51:48] Why can't you just teleport?

[00:51:55] What?

[00:51:57] Who is that?

[00:52:05] You can? Oh.

[00:52:11] Hey!

[00:52:23] Shit!

[00:52:23] AHHHHH!

[00:52:25] I don't change car you've earned a skill point

[00:52:55] I have all these cars?

[00:53:03] Wait

[00:53:06] Wait, why are they?

[00:53:08] What what cars the best here what cars the best like I'm about to go to a race

[00:53:25] bro like I want to be the bet like the best driver probably this one

[00:53:31] Hey, hey, hey, hey, stop saying Jimmy.

[00:53:36] I'm not getting into Jimmy.

[00:53:47] The skyline, which one though?

[00:53:50] 36 or project 32 or project 12

[00:54:03] Getting in car waiting for car to lose

[00:54:21] Whoa, whoa

[00:54:25] Oh, no

[00:54:29] It's just a truck car. There's no traction

[00:54:36] Let me check it out

[00:54:40] Hey, who told me to get in this shit? Oh, do the tires work?

[00:54:50] It's not user error

[00:55:05] Can I see qualifiers start here wait what you with the starting grid what no no I want to use my car

[00:55:12] I want rivals right rivals or festivals

[00:55:20] I have no friends. I think that's what they're trying to tell me.

[00:55:46] Just like IRL. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Watch this.

[00:56:10] I'm highly skilled.

[00:56:21] Chad, what's the best difficulty?

[00:56:24] Like, I want to earn the win.

[00:56:27] I want to earn the win.

[00:56:37] Unbeatable.

[00:56:40] Alright, unbeatable.

[00:56:47] Let's go, lock in, CUNE CAR!

[00:56:58] Woah, woah, woah, woah!

[00:57:05] All right, so the event

[00:57:18] Why is that car slow

[00:57:28] The better way put it

[00:57:35] Nice!

[00:57:45] Nice!

[00:57:50] Nice!

[00:57:57] Turn!

[00:58:02] Well, watch it buddy, watch it!

[00:58:05] Nice! Good turn!

[00:58:18] Hey!

[00:58:22] fuck! No! Get the fuck out of the way!

[00:58:51] I

[00:59:04] Am I doing good

[00:59:21] How are you so much fat?

[00:59:43] Oh no, I'm in the right place.

[00:59:45] NOOOOO!

[01:00:15] you

[01:00:45] you

[01:01:15] you

[01:01:45] you

[01:02:15] you

[01:02:45] you

[01:03:15] you

[01:03:45] you

[01:04:15] you

[01:04:45] you

[01:05:15] you

[01:05:45] you

[01:06:15] Good racing line.

[01:06:25] Good racing line.

[01:06:37] Good racing line.

[01:06:44] Hey!

[01:06:49] Hey!

[01:06:51] Kill that boy!

[01:07:19] This is this is hard bro. I didn't realize driving a car fast was so long

[01:07:37] What?

[01:07:39] What?

[01:07:58] Oh, I got a reward!

[01:08:03] Okay, okay, okay.

[01:08:05] that's not bad I mean could be worse okay okay sloth what do you want to do

[01:08:13] next hey what the fuck did you just call me okay we need to we need to do

[01:08:28] pickups in four by fours we need to qualify

[01:08:35] Next radio.

[01:08:42] Next radio.

[01:08:47] Next radio.

[01:08:50] Next radio.

[01:08:59] 400 yards

[01:09:05] That's radio

[01:09:12] Yeah, how do you slow down what's up some pop listeners all the drivers inch ever closer to the imitational

[01:09:18] We've heard someone very important will be attending the literal festival boss a.k.a

[01:09:24] a Helena Marston. The Helena Marston. A legendary

[01:09:28] moment. I feel like the break stops advertisement. Let me

[01:09:31] leave that radio.

[01:09:40] Look at my break stop order.

[01:09:43] Ponce the break.

[01:09:48] Okay. Wind Farm Cross Country. You are adapting to challenges on

[01:09:52] and off the ground lots of air time jim my roommate gave me a train timetable

[01:10:05] i have to use jimmy

[01:10:10] try using rewind okay how do i rewind

[01:10:14] come on Jimmy please you got this though is that a G wagon no way be beat by a G

[01:10:24] wagon that's just gonna break down the first bump don't worry

[01:10:29] Oh my-

[01:10:31] Oh!

[01:10:33] What?

[01:10:35] Hold on, I got banned.

[01:10:37] Oh!

[01:10:39] Oh!

[01:10:41] Oh!

[01:10:43] Oh!

[01:10:45] Oh!

[01:10:47] Oh!

[01:10:49] Oh!

[01:10:51] Oh!

[01:10:53] Oh!

[01:10:55] Oh!

[01:10:57] It's a racing ride right there.

[01:11:09] Yep, playing well right now.

[01:11:27] the brakes remember oh no no no no

[01:11:34] Oh

[01:11:56] Nice

[01:12:04] Nice!

[01:12:13] Nice!

[01:12:20] Press Y for Nitro.

[01:12:26] Really?

[01:12:28] Oh my...

[01:12:31] What?

[01:12:34] What?

[01:12:36] What?

[01:12:38] Yeah, hey guys!

[01:12:40] It's not victory!

[01:12:42] My voice cracked.

[01:12:44] Oh, no.

[01:12:56] Oh, no.

[01:13:04] playing well so far oh no Jimmy stay in it Jimmy stay in it can't go real shut up

[01:13:14] bottles

[01:13:21] not bad for improving

[01:13:25] Not bad, Jack.

[01:13:35] Seven isn't bad.

[01:13:38] Jack, is seven really that bad?

[01:13:42] No.

[01:13:43] Good shit.

[01:13:44] I'm playing well so far.

[01:13:47] Hey, hey, hey guys, it's not the OJ car.

[01:13:50] Uh, relax.

[01:13:52] Wow.

[01:13:53] Please stop calling me Sloth.

[01:14:12] Where is Bo and I, 99?

[01:14:14] Hey bro, I already beat him in the race.

[01:14:18] You just weren't here to see it.

[01:14:21] up and did a speed track to finish off my little drive one day I'll have my name at the very

[01:14:28] top of the time attack leaderboard I will get there just need to do a few more laps uh I gotta go

[01:14:36] here's the track oh this is an aftermarket car you can find them here and there yeah previous owner

[01:14:42] would have modified it but is now looking to sell it on at a good price what do you think

[01:14:47] one for the collection buy it or no yeah I'll take it

[01:14:58] Oh

[01:15:17] Hey, how did you have to take off me?

[01:15:22] Oh, no

[01:15:24] left, steering and steady.

[01:15:26] OK.

[01:15:49] Nice exit out of the corner.

[01:15:54] and

[01:16:20] Alright, let's get it.

[01:16:27] BANG!

[01:16:28] Now here's your false lapse and ain't she close to the invitation on you.

[01:16:31] You've got time to put a few more laps in if you want that.

[01:16:34] Now can you better it? Of course you can.

[01:16:45] I'm getting better!

[01:16:46] What?

[01:16:47] All right, you were fast on that split. This is a great way to see where you could prove

[01:16:59] How is he so fast?

[01:17:04] Okay a bit slower on that split

[01:17:12] It's Abby and Atticus here on subplot and we've got a note to read here. Listen up

[01:17:17] It just says, live meterboards.

[01:17:21] Time attack, or drag meets, whatever your preference.

[01:17:25] Get setting some times.

[01:17:27] You'll be able to see the top three times of that

[01:17:29] traffic track.

[01:17:31] Your current time.

[01:17:33] Oh, OK.

[01:17:34] OK.

[01:17:34] I like it.

[01:17:35] You just posted a faster lap.

[01:17:37] There's a push-it even more.

[01:17:39] So if you want to see your name in lights,

[01:17:40] what's next?

[01:17:41] It's a driving.

[01:17:44] What's that?

[01:17:46] What's next?

[01:17:47] not a drill we got the call to the horizon invitational reset and i'll see you there

[01:18:00] jordi and i will be at the starting line though i haven't been able to reach him

[01:18:06] but it's time to not call back

[01:18:07] Look at his car bro that guy is aura. I'll be there. I'll be there some day

[01:18:23] Okay, okay

[01:18:34] Honey, right

[01:18:39] Yeah, how do you don't think I'm gonna do in this and be honest

[01:18:53] I

[01:19:00] Invitational is a rite of passage for new horizon drivers and I had a lot and to you'll be driving

[01:19:08] courtesy of the festival of course

[01:19:10] very cool

[01:19:12] Wait till it goes 1v1.

[01:19:23] Oh I got this shit.

[01:19:24] Eh, I got.

[01:19:25] There we go.

[01:19:26] Woah.

[01:19:27] I'm sorry, I'll explain later, just go, we can make it!

[01:19:33] Jordy, you are...

[01:19:41] Whoa! Okay, lock it!

[01:19:47] Move out of my way!

[01:19:52] Tell us too close, Jordy! We're nearly missed out!

[01:19:55] Hey!

[01:19:57] Hey!

[01:20:07] Oh no.

[01:20:13] Hey Scott Taylor!

[01:20:15] Go fuck yourself!

[01:20:25] We're just going to all benefit from bringing the team back to the board with this party.

[01:20:30] Doing well.

[01:20:34] Brinks don't work on this card. All good.

[01:20:43] I just got bumped. I just got bumped.

[01:20:55] What do you mean typical BMW driver? What does that even mean?

[01:21:01] Good inside line right there

[01:21:03] Oh, Rewind if I take a bad corner.

[01:21:25] Good looks.

[01:21:28] Wait.

[01:21:30] Good corner though.

[01:21:40] Good corner.

[01:21:42] Another great corner.

[01:21:56] Another amazing corner.

[01:22:00] This is it! All the way to the best!

[01:22:03] This is it! All the best!

[01:22:05] I have to support it!

[01:22:13] Oh wow! Here it is!

[01:22:15] FALL OUT!

[01:22:15] Come on!

[01:22:17] Run down!

[01:22:18] Set the right time to the control, and the left time to the control.

[01:22:21] For control, set the right time to the control, and the right time to the control.

[01:22:25] One!

[01:22:26] Take some more life!

[01:22:30] I'll be better tomorrow when I have my wheel when I have my wheel and I can actually drive

[01:22:45] you know what I'm saying like I'll be I'll be way better than this

[01:22:47] What's going on?

[01:23:13] Was that just the intro

[01:23:43] the second one probably the Lancer Evolution VIGSRTM edition yeah hey

[01:23:56] guys I'm not going to ram truck I'm good you know what the evo can do all

[01:24:00] surfaces no drama if you want a turbo powered beast then we have the events

[01:24:05] interesting it's turbo powered got it oh yeah cat I forgot to tell you guys you

[01:24:18] guys know the you guys know my CS skin that I had the um the um the um fire

[01:24:29] Serpent your first okay. I bought the fire serpent off remit. W remit events first of many on your journey to become

[01:24:37] So now it's officially a mind, but let's have a look at what's next

[01:24:41] To claim this next respond. You'll need to come on. Can you shut the fuck up?

[01:24:46] Can't even talk to you guys nowadays

[01:24:49] Yeah, so that's the tutorial and here are the events tonight. So I should just wait for my wheel now

[01:24:56] To be honest, so what will it be?

[01:24:59] Right.

[01:25:07] Okay.

[01:25:23] Hello!

[01:25:25] Oh my...

[01:25:26] They get EMPed?

[01:25:28] Am I gonna be kidding you? I have no audio.

[01:25:33] I got fucking EMPed, I think.

[01:25:36] The government's coming after me. I'm not skit-cell.

[01:25:39] The government is coming after me.

[01:25:49] Campros!

[01:25:51] Hey, the can didn't freeze, dude.

[01:25:56] Let's go.

[01:26:00] Why is there a wiener as your background?

[01:26:02] Okay.

[01:26:03] This is the last time I'm addressing this.

[01:26:06] It's the last time I'm addressing this.

[01:26:08] This is a hammer.

[01:26:10] Okay?

[01:26:11] It's a hammer.

[01:26:13] It's not a dick.

[01:26:14] It's a hammer.

[01:26:15] Yep.

[01:26:16] I can't.

[01:26:17] No, no, no.

[01:26:18] I'm done.

[01:26:19] I'm done.

[01:26:20] Wait, what should I do?

[01:26:24] Yeah, what should we do today? Do we do Batman or do we do something else like maybe some FBS?

[01:26:40] But I feel like Batman it's gonna blow everyone everything out of the water

[01:26:44] But I can pull look

[01:26:46] job because

[01:26:48] Type one if you love high-vives because it's a democracy around here. What do you want?

[01:26:54] Question mark.

[01:26:56] Bat, Batman?

[01:26:58] AKA, AKA, AKA.

[01:27:02] High-fives.

[01:27:04] No, Vizeman.

[01:27:07] Classic.

[01:27:09] Okay.

[01:27:11] It's not Fat Man!

[01:27:12] I'm not putting Fat Man in that.

[01:27:17] Okay.

[01:27:18] Um.

[01:27:20] Oh, it says AFK.

[01:27:22] Shisa.

[01:27:24] Next song?

[01:27:26] What else do we put in here?

[01:27:31] And stream.

[01:27:36] That would win.

[01:27:39] Yes, we can put in fucking torments.

[01:27:54] you

[01:28:24] you

[01:28:54] you

[01:29:24] you

[01:29:54] you

[01:30:24] I don't know what to do with it.

[01:30:49] No.

[01:30:50] DJ Cook.

[01:31:01] Chat, vote on the poll or else.

[01:31:08] Or else.

[01:31:10] Vote on the poll or else.

[01:31:13] is you can't handle me at the top. How was Lego Batman? I'm 30 hours in. Wait,

[01:31:38] I

[01:31:46] Weekend PMO

[01:31:51] Okay, so we have to do first light down below seven

[01:31:58] She's not a thing

[01:32:02] What is this oh

[01:32:04] Oh

[01:32:07] You can get a badge from it. Oh save as image

[01:32:18] Jack do you want your badges?

[01:32:21] What up? I have to buy this piece of shit

[01:32:25] Let me go no

[01:32:29] I turned up my camp

[01:32:34] It's back. Yeah. Hey, bro

[01:32:50] Wait

[01:32:52] I'm not even kidding. Is it my new

[01:32:57] Wait, is it my new

[01:32:59] Why is an old card still working?

[01:33:07] What?

[01:33:09] Hey, it's not jump scare.

[01:33:15] Guys, when I'm on the screen, it's not a jump scare.

[01:33:21] Screen is black.

[01:33:22] I'm aware, bro.

[01:33:23] Do you want to see my whole address and my phone number and my credit card information?

[01:33:28] Please don't go switching sides, switching sides.

[01:33:37] You know what?

[01:33:38] Seven minutes gives us time for a geoguessir.

[01:33:58] you

[01:34:28] you

[01:34:58] you

[01:35:28] you

[01:35:58] you

[01:36:28] you

[01:36:58] you

[01:37:28] you

[01:37:58] you

[01:38:28] you

[01:38:58] you

[01:39:28] you

[01:39:58] you

[01:40:28] you

[01:40:58] you

[01:41:28] you

[01:41:58] you

[01:42:28] I

[01:42:48] Got PC liking

[01:42:53] Guys

[01:42:58] Why my PC is lagging so far?

[01:43:07] It's all good all good PC's lagging that's fine. That's probably a good sign so far

[01:43:15] It's probably a good sign

[01:43:28] So am I able to lower the settings yet?

[01:43:39] Oh, it's getting worse, I think.

[01:43:43] The lag's actually getting worse.

[01:43:45] Okay, chat, we might have to abort this game so far.

[01:43:52] Wha!

[01:43:54] Okay, I get you're doing my shaders, but you're also doing my fucking PC right now. You're fucking in its ass. Can you can you help?

[01:44:09] English

[01:44:12] Subtitles on

[01:44:19] Lower the sound sound too loud

[01:44:21] hmm so maybe I could just okay output system what does that mean okay there we go

[01:44:41] yep chat type me if you read this

[01:44:46] Oh, another one, okay.

[01:44:56] Uh, chat, it's not 10 FPS.

[01:45:04] Oh my god, now my stream's delayed, I'm not even kidding.

[01:45:10] I have to sign up for an account to play a single player game.

[01:45:16] What the fuck is happening nowadays bro?

[01:45:20] So far?

[01:45:26] Texture Ultra Reflection Quality Miho.

[01:45:31] Relax with that shit.

[01:45:34] Can we start with the blur effects?

[01:45:38] I

[01:45:40] Didn't know I was tuning into a slideshow try learning how to stream buddy. All right, you're gonna piss me off

[01:45:47] It's the fucking game. Everything's on ultra v-sync on like how I don't even understand

[01:45:55] How do you make a game and then put all the shit settings on?

[01:45:58] I'm online on a single-player game by the way. Okay got it heard that

[01:46:17] Okay

[01:46:20] No vice intend intended or or purist

[01:46:28] Intended, probably.

[01:46:37] Pipsqueak you baited.

[01:46:42] Shut up!

[01:46:43] Shut up!

[01:46:45] Now, I fixed the stream, now what we're gonna do is we're gonna resume.

[01:46:53] Shirley

[01:46:55] I

[01:47:20] Watch out shit, bro

[01:47:25] You work out cool

[01:47:35] Okay

[01:48:25] That should look like your PC loading this game.

[01:48:30] Chat, if- Wait, is our PC lighting again?

[01:48:33] I'm not sure they're not, no.

[01:48:41] Chat, if you want the badge, you can sub here one sub, primes don't work, or get the sub.

[01:48:50] If you don't want the badge, just add high-fives and say,

[01:48:52] Fuck you, Liddy-Mote.

[01:48:58] It's a hat.

[01:49:06] But where's the person?

[01:49:12] Oh, found him.

[01:49:20] He's dead.

[01:49:24] Exclamation point, better stream, fuck you, I'll piss on you.

[01:49:29] What, bro?

[01:49:30] Fucking what?

[01:49:31] Oh, he died.

[01:49:32] Fuck you, buddy, I need my 5.99 for my next bottle of Casamigo.

[01:49:49] W!

[01:49:55] W!

[01:50:00] W!

[01:50:19] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, look.

[01:50:47] How is the game so loud?

[01:50:49] I'm gonna fu-

[01:50:58] Where do I go? I'm confused.

[01:51:02] Probably over here, probably.

[01:51:08] Wait, Tyson, that's it?

[01:51:14] Try the game too loud, still?

[01:51:16] Or not.

[01:51:19] Okay. Oh no!

[01:51:24] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

[01:51:35] What was that?

[01:51:38] What the fuck?

[01:51:49] Personally, he gifted one subscription to the community.

[01:51:56] Yo, personally, appreciate the one gift that's up.

[01:51:59] Enjoy your bat.

[01:52:00] Enjoy your bat.

[01:52:03] Bat.

[01:52:04] Oh, he died.

[01:52:06] Whoa!

[01:52:08] WHOA!

[01:52:23] Go on to us.

[01:52:37] Go, go, go, go, go, go!

[01:52:49] Turn it down more!

[01:52:50] Is this still too loud?

[01:53:00] Patsky present the one gift that's up, thank you, enjoy your match!

[01:53:07] Now it's too quiet. I can't

[01:53:12] Yeah, where did bathmore gets his chain from?

[01:53:17] Throughout the main

[01:53:30] Oh

[01:53:37] No

[01:53:42] No rule no

[01:53:54] Didn't hear shit, bro, what?

[01:53:59] That is failed at the Toriel

[01:54:01] FUCK!

[01:54:05] All good didn't have another angle on me. Didn't know that fucking

[01:54:31] Whoa

[01:54:36] We're doing good

[01:54:39] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, up up up up up up up

[01:54:46] So I got a move across

[01:54:55] W space

[01:55:01] They're going to find us.

[01:55:07] It was an outburst.

[01:55:18] A helicopter's down.

[01:55:21] Hostiles are organized in heavily armed.

[01:55:28] This is MI6.

[01:55:29] My six we're taking control of this mission effective immediately. Oh, he's bleeding

[01:55:46] Bond

[01:55:59] So his name's just Bond? Wait a minute, I'm looking at my phone.

[01:56:12] Sorry.

[01:56:13] Chas says my wheel is out for delivery. Is that a good thing? Up, up.

[01:56:37] Bad thing. Shut up. But how do I jump?

[01:56:42] Oh

[01:56:50] No, oh no

[01:56:57] This now as

[01:57:01] Yes

[01:57:07] Come on up up up down around

[01:57:12] I'm so sorry.

[01:57:19] Whoa!

[01:57:24] Whoa!

[01:57:28] Oh no.

[01:57:32] Whoa!

[01:57:37] oh no am i six what classic redacted all

[01:57:58] Alright.

[01:58:10] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[01:58:14] We're almost there.

[01:58:18] Oh no!

[01:58:19] I haven't located a fucking camp!

[01:58:23] Is she just making shit up?

[01:58:26] Where is that camp?

[01:58:28] Oh

[01:58:53] So chat this guy's name is James Bond

[01:58:58] Hey

[01:59:12] Whoa

[01:59:17] Perfect

[01:59:19] drop down drop down drop down drop down drop down drop down am i fucking brain

[01:59:28] dead drop down yo jump down yo

[01:59:38] okay I need that thank you

[01:59:50] CG

[02:00:03] WC, the bastard

[02:00:12] Aww

[02:00:19] Is that a bomb?

[02:00:26] What?

[02:00:27] Okay.

[02:00:28] Do I go up to the bomb?

[02:00:52] It's not how it is used in the cold.

[02:00:54] Yes, I know.

[02:01:00] It's beeping.

[02:01:02] Nice.

[02:01:10] No, this is not League of Legends.

[02:01:18] Okay, let's get through this window and we're in the camp.

[02:01:22] Good now

[02:01:38] Oh

[02:01:52] You speak Serbian?

[02:01:54] Montenegro.

[02:01:56] I picked up a few phrases while mountain climbing there.

[02:01:58] Wow.

[02:02:00] Now, let's figure out who these hostiles are.

[02:02:04] How to receive for food?

[02:02:06] I found a receipt in the jacket.

[02:02:08] Berlin Cafe November 17th.

[02:02:10] If I had advice, can you pause the stream for a minute?

[02:02:12] I have to pee.

[02:02:14] Yeah.

[02:02:16] Yeah, let's pause the stream for this guy.

[02:02:18] Jack, he's got a pee.

[02:02:20] So let's just pause the stream

[02:02:24] Yeah, go ahead, bro

[02:02:28] Fuck you

[02:02:32] Okay receipt Berlin dated November 17th paid in cash heard what

[02:02:42] He got decloved

[02:02:45] Someone's lying here. He's been shot

[02:02:50] Yeah, let me check his vitals. This guy's fucking been dead for weeks now.

[02:03:05] Okay, keep going. We got some phones, some tablets.

[02:03:12] Um...

[02:03:15] Well, maybe we should turn off the water until we're flowing.

[02:03:18] Oh, a gun.

[02:03:27] Holy aura.

[02:03:31] What?

[02:03:35] What?

[02:03:37] Biometrically locked?

[02:03:43] Whatever the fuck that means, right?

[02:03:48] one of ours self ignites if open wrong self ignite if open wrong do y'all think

[02:04:00] the government has this stuff and we just don't know

[02:04:06] I got some real shit

[02:04:14] Yes

[02:04:16] Also am I brain dead there's nothing to search in here. Let's go outside

[02:04:29] Search the camp heard it's a bomb

[02:04:37] Jump bro not drawing attention to myself

[02:04:48] Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry

[02:04:57] Radio

[02:05:02] Take it take it take it what

[02:05:06] Patch red and white checkers in this context could reference Croatia

[02:05:14] Croatia

[02:05:28] Rocket launcher serial 394 KLB 211

[02:05:32] The launch was part of a US ship stolen in our chairs nine years ago. No, it's fast keep digging

[02:05:39] Okay, I'm not done. Yes, ma'am

[02:05:46] What what the fuck

[02:05:52] What the fuck is driving that thing

[02:05:54] oh got you bro you want me to back it up I got you bro I'm good at driving

[02:06:12] Hello?

[02:06:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:06:35] Arrowhead.

[02:06:39] Stream didn't crash.

[02:06:42] But what you learn in there can never be mentioned to anyone. All right

[02:06:47] Understood

[02:06:50] You haven't signed the official secrets act I need to hear you say that you accept and acknowledge its ramifications

[02:06:57] I accept and acknowledge

[02:07:00] Fuck they put us under an NDA shy sub bro

[02:07:05] Can you guys stop saying F my stream doesn't ask you realize like I'm a technology

[02:07:12] kind of seal you guys typing f doesn't make any sense my PC's six thousand

[02:07:23] dollars it shouldn't ever have now what are we in here for computer

[02:07:42] Okay, search to the camp got it let me see what's going on here

[02:07:52] I'm afraid that's classified

[02:07:58] hey I think you're mudded whoa what the fuck

[02:08:12] what was that

[02:08:16] we got to go in

[02:08:28] OBC. And that is?

[02:08:31] Right. Uh, OBC.

[02:08:33] OBC! OBC!

[02:08:37] Oh, oh, I don't know what I'm saying.

[02:08:41] This game looks good though.

[02:08:46] Chah, I think my head says a brother die. Let me plug it in.

[02:08:50] It keeps saying doodoo, doodoo, doodoo, doodoo, doodoo, doodoo, doodoo.

[02:08:58] all good let's go

[02:09:02] now what are we looking for here okay i'm starting to get a little bit drowsy am i drunk

[02:09:16] what what is that what is that

[02:09:17] yo oh no I think I'm drunk

[02:09:47] I

[02:10:03] Yeah, okay, okay

[02:10:11] A nerve agent

[02:10:13] GG!

[02:10:15] What?

[02:10:17] AHHHHHH!

[02:10:29] Am I getting naked?

[02:10:37] Green box, green box.

[02:10:39] GG!

[02:10:41] Green box, green box, green box.

[02:10:44] Fuck!

[02:10:46] Green box!

[02:10:50] Green box, green box.

[02:10:52] Hurry.

[02:10:53] Are they using that as an asset?

[02:10:54] Oh my.

[02:10:57] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:11:00] Green box, green box.

[02:11:04] Oh no!

[02:11:08] Wait, green box!

[02:11:10] Do the joker laugh for three years okay a bro. It's more like jinx after one and a half years

[02:11:21] The orange one

[02:11:25] Okay

[02:11:31] Assistant the underscore King just subscribed for two months

[02:11:37] Are you brain dead?

[02:11:40] Oh, yeah, GG

[02:11:53] What the fuck

[02:11:55] Have a little rest and then get to somewhere safe. You've done great. We'll have an extraction team pick you up in about an hour.

[02:12:05] They still have that thing you're after and they're about to leave.

[02:12:08] Save game. Hey bro, it's year 2026. I don't have to save the game it automatically saves. Shut the fuck up!

[02:12:16] up yes and we'll let them thanks to you we've been able to deduce exactly who

[02:12:23] the buyer is where they'll be meeting and at what time we'll intercept in a

[02:12:27] controlled environment with no risk to the asset

[02:12:29] you just get out of the camp

[02:12:33] yeah let me just get out oh Jesus

[02:12:39] one of your crew is still alive our fans have them

[02:12:43] I don't fancy his chances.

[02:12:45] I'll follow. See what I can do.

[02:12:47] You're in no state. They'll spot you and kill you.

[02:12:50] Remember who you are.

[02:12:52] Well, remember who I am.

[02:12:55] I'm James B-

[02:12:56] How'd I get across?

[02:13:05] The others.

[02:13:06] There's multiple, there's multiple.

[02:13:07] Calm, calm, calm.

[02:13:09] Calm, there's multiple.

[02:13:11] Oh my god

[02:13:21] of you. Moving forward.

[02:13:27] With him some of the others are still alive. The hostiles plan to blow up the place.

[02:13:31] You need to get out of the blast.

[02:13:33] I hope I need to save those people.

[02:13:35] That's not your call. Stand down. That's an order.

[02:13:39] No, I'm a hero. I'm a hero. I can save.

[02:13:42] Carefully. You have less than one percent chance of success. Now stand down.

[02:13:47] Who the fuck do you think I am?

[02:13:51] or uh let's do it

[02:13:55] okay james two containers before g9

[02:13:59] okay which one's first

[02:14:05] uh

[02:14:07] probably g9

[02:14:15] oh how much longer

[02:14:18] I got some more to be now I had enough sunshine wait what do I do you have no

[02:14:31] idea like that

[02:14:35] you know that right?

[02:14:46] I'm on.

[02:14:51] Oh!

[02:14:54] Oh!

[02:14:55] Oh!

[02:14:56] Oh!

[02:14:57] Oh!

[02:14:59] Oh!

[02:15:00] Oh!

[02:15:01] Oh!

[02:15:02] Oh!

[02:15:03] Oh!

[02:15:04] Oh!

[02:15:05] Die!

[02:15:06] No.

[02:15:07] Can I get that?

[02:15:10] Fucking what?

[02:15:12] What?!

[02:15:17] The crevasse.

[02:15:19] Yup.

[02:15:26] Chad, what do y'all think my IQ is?

[02:15:28] If I took an IQ test right now, what do you think it would be?

[02:15:31] Okay, gotta go.

[02:15:36] People need my help.

[02:15:38] Locked on the other side.

[02:15:43] That's fine.

[02:15:44] We'll find a window.

[02:15:45] Surely there's a window.

[02:15:48] It won't be in the negatives, bro.

[02:15:51] Uh-oh.

[02:15:52] I'm about to de-glove this guy.

[02:16:03] No!

[02:16:05] Fuck!

[02:16:06] Give me the gun, give me the gun.

[02:16:18] Okay, okay.

[02:16:25] NOOOOOO!

[02:16:29] Shut the fuck up.

[02:16:38] Collect.

[02:16:39] Where are the captives?

[02:16:43] Storage key.

[02:16:45] Okay.

[02:16:45] oh hello hello how are you guys doing come on

[02:16:58] We don't have time and we need to get you out of there

[02:17:04] Can't we just sit tight and wait for the others to deal with the hostiles

[02:17:08] I'm all you've got

[02:17:09] Just one guy. No, we're not sitting tight

[02:17:13] Get a grip

[02:17:15] What about you know sub up now

[02:17:19] others in before other side of the camp this business in two groups. They were really rough

[02:17:25] Okay, okay, you need to stay put while I free them and run east on my signal. What kind of signal?

[02:17:33] You'll know when you see it

[02:17:37] All right, we need to go to B4

[02:17:47] Okay, I should be easy

[02:17:55] Nope shut the fuck up

[02:18:10] B4 oh

[02:18:14] No, I didn't mean that

[02:18:25] Oh, no.

[02:18:32] Very good.

[02:18:45] Back into the cave system.

[02:18:53] Yeah, I'm so smart like I'm telling you guys I might be like the smartest person on the planet

[02:19:01] only for genius Albert Einstein emoji walking grass right here so we can whoa

[02:19:13] okay

[02:19:14] All right.

[02:19:22] Ah.

[02:19:27] How did we distract them?

[02:19:33] Chad, how did we distract them?

[02:19:35] Have we got this one?

[02:19:36] Oh, wait.

[02:19:44] I'm here to save you I already freed your friends we got a much time

[02:20:13] We gotta go. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm serious.

[02:20:31] Yo, kid, he's not being a fucking nerd. I'm trying to help you, bro.

[02:20:40] What?

[02:20:43] yeah I'll take it goodbye goodbye goodbye now wait

[02:21:00] whoa

[02:21:07] yep sabotage

[02:21:13] It's time.

[02:21:20] No!

[02:21:23] Let's get out of here.

[02:21:29] Go, go!

[02:21:34] Go!

[02:21:39] Oh

[02:21:45] Oh

[02:21:48] Hero oh

[02:21:52] No you

[02:21:55] Are you?

[02:22:06] No

[02:22:09] Oh God

[02:22:13] Surely that gun isn't isn't

[02:22:17] What

[02:22:24] What what what

[02:22:33] What is that? Oh no, oh no

[02:22:39] Run!

[02:22:41] Okay, go the other way, come on guys, run!

[02:22:46] We gotta get out of this camp!

[02:22:48] Watch out!

[02:22:49] Oh no.

[02:22:50] Oh no.

[02:22:51] Shit.

[02:22:52] Ah!

[02:22:53] Ah!

[02:22:54] Fastest reaction time ever.

[02:22:55] Fuck off.

[02:22:56] Let's see.

[02:22:57] No, no, flip it, flip it, flip it, flip it.

[02:22:59] Give me that.

[02:23:00] Like what?

[02:23:01] Like what?

[02:23:02] Like what?

[02:23:03] Like what?

[02:23:04] Like what?

[02:23:05] Like what?

[02:23:06] Like what?

[02:23:07] Like what?

[02:23:08] Oh

[02:23:23] Holy fucking aura

[02:23:32] Let's get out of here

[02:23:38] I got you! Come on, come on, come on!

[02:23:44] What?! I thought it blew up!

[02:23:59] Yep, it's time.

[02:24:01] Oh

[02:24:15] Wait, I think someone's breaking into my car

[02:24:25] Wait

[02:24:31] It's the first light of day when you wait.

[02:24:44] Whoa.

[02:24:45] Is it real?

[02:25:01] you

[02:25:31] you

[02:26:01] you

[02:26:31] you

[02:27:01] you

[02:27:31] You sound familiar.

[02:27:51] Today's not about me.

[02:27:52] It's about you and the incident last month.

[02:27:57] Come on.

[02:28:00] okay no you're not disrupt thanks thank you thank you for the pass

[02:28:10] gotta say your healing fast and it was you hmm anyhow we're going upstairs all

[02:28:19] the way to the big brass it's like the star you made bigger go home yeah or go

[02:28:25] so big and disappear so I'm in trouble did I say that I wouldn't have stopped streaming

[02:28:31] don't you

[02:28:43] wait we're in the elevator how are we not after yet I have no idea what you're

[02:28:47] talking about all right elevators have no connection so how are we seeing this

[02:28:51] I'm James and you are

[02:28:55] Insure it

[02:29:02] I don't get it

[02:29:07] Not funny try hard shut up that guy's bald

[02:29:15] Sorry your name is money penny that come on the first name to

[02:29:18] M? M. He has, he has the classic, the classic discord shimmer mode.

[02:29:38] James Bond here to see M. Thank you, money penny.

[02:29:44] M. Take a seat. M will be ready shortly.

[02:29:50] Who is M?

[02:29:51] Okay.

[02:29:52] Uh...

[02:29:53] Uh...

[02:29:54] I didn't get any meeting details for today this M character is he in prosecution somehow

[02:30:12] Oh

[02:30:18] Okay

[02:30:21] Is

[02:30:25] Yes

[02:30:36] Why am I here I

[02:30:38] Wonder if you know why I've been called here

[02:30:40] everything you need to know will be explained to you shortly okay yeah we

[02:30:47] can't do fucking shit nothing you can share on my computer of yours no I'm

[02:30:55] afraid not I mean holy fuck we can limit the small talk I'm sure M will be

[02:31:02] with you shortly. Yeah. Yes. Of course.

[02:31:09] All right.

[02:31:11] Oh,

[02:31:18] whoa.

[02:31:23] M

[02:31:32] Air crewmen in training accidentally stumbling upon an MI-6 operation of the utmost importance.

[02:31:39] Initially willing to assist, but then you hang up on us.

[02:31:43] Go against direct orders and ultimately blow up the invaluable asset we were there to retrieve.

[02:31:50] I wasn't aware I was under MI-6 command and I just chose not to take your advice.

[02:31:57] Oh, right. Yes

[02:32:03] Okay, I'm that's wrong

[02:32:07] Thrill seeking several disciplines are here issues with authority

[02:32:15] What I believe it's more case of authority having issues with me

[02:32:20] Look, I know where this is going you can spam and develop it close you want tell me why I'm here

[02:32:27] I would like you to join His Majesty's Secret Service.

[02:32:34] Oi, braves!

[02:32:35] I want to make you a spy.

[02:32:37] Oh, do you want?

[02:32:39] I want you to join my training programme.

[02:32:42] Though I have to warn you, it's unlikely you'll pass the tests.

[02:32:47] Should you make it, I have to inform you that agents have a very short life expectancy.

[02:32:52] Normal social life is near impossible.

[02:32:55] And if you do get caught we will deny ever having heard of you

[02:33:00] How does that sound?

[02:33:04] I'll take it

[02:33:07] Money's terrible game is too quiet when you're stuck guys the game too quiet. Yes or no

[02:33:13] He's waiting for you outside. She'll run through the details

[02:33:19] Yeah, put him through you're dismissed

[02:33:22] maybe so I hate this chat type one in the chat if you hate the streamer yeah

[02:33:40] hello turns out this end characters now my boss you might want to keep that

[02:33:47] secret young man you're joining makes the walk down a lot less awkward you're in the

[02:33:58] program too just got assigned I'll be the girl in the chair quite excited about it

[02:34:04] I've been reading up on the double-os and I think the program deserves a reboot so

[02:34:09] it's a new thing that the double-o's the other recruits been out of six months so

[02:34:15] You have some catching up to do

[02:34:18] Okay, that's easy. That's easy

[02:34:24] Where we going where we going better get you up to speed as I said basic training and initial elimination rounds already

[02:34:31] Completed only six recruits qualified for advanced training and so far all of them have excelled

[02:34:37] What exams are in six months. You'll have to ace all of them to qualify for the field duty

[02:34:42] Bro easy

[02:34:59] Whoa

[02:35:09] Whoa

[02:35:12] John we're going in. Is that a car? What the?

[02:35:19] On Greenway. Yes. And you're late.

[02:35:26] Oh. Yeah but how is that my fault? If the pilot doesn't

[02:35:32] doesn't have to fly fucking hell

[02:35:43] well

[02:35:50] that's the training facility whoa I'm here for sightseeing all right fact

[02:35:56] shouldn't be here at all what you realize that the better for both of us most

[02:36:01] I see got it fuck he's wrong with you bro being here you'll have to take that

[02:36:09] up with them already try she insists we give you a chance and I'll take it yes

[02:36:16] until you get bored or the work's too hard I read your file to do this you

[02:36:22] We need skill, discipline, and above all, dedication.

[02:36:27] We need a cure to some life.

[02:36:28] We'll only get you so far.

[02:36:30] We got that covered.

[02:36:31] Yo, thank you so much for the prime.

[02:36:37] Let me in, let me in.

[02:36:38] The best recruit to ever step foot in the recruit program

[02:36:44] is here.

[02:36:46] I am the GOATS.

[02:36:48] It was large on the defense budget.

[02:36:50] We live up to or surpass all requirements for an intelligence service.

[02:36:54] That's why I'm here.

[02:36:57] Uh oh.

[02:37:01] SES is here too.

[02:37:02] You really have a nag for stating the obvious.

[02:37:04] I'm surprised.

[02:37:06] I didn't know they trained at Malta.

[02:37:08] I expect the list of things you don't know is quite extinct.

[02:37:15] Yeah, well, yeah.

[02:37:17] Come on.

[02:37:18] This way.

[02:37:20] Okay, let's go chat. It's time to go.

[02:37:26] What about my bag? Are we sure? My bag- Okay.

[02:37:33] Chat, by the way, you see what those guys are doing? That's called a pull up. I can

[02:37:41] do like 50 of those in a row.

[02:37:44] Everyone

[02:37:47] Meet our new star a crewman bomb so capable he could skip it's not cap

[02:37:53] He'll not happen. Do you think I can't love these things?

[02:38:01] Wait what?

[02:38:09] Fucking show me what you

[02:38:14] by the way if you ever see me I run out what the f**k

[02:38:33] yeah I'm facing f**king Ronda Rousey with the f**king grappling

[02:38:37] holy sh**

[02:38:40] All right.

[02:38:46] Huh, he's got my fucking ass beat.

[02:38:49] Whatever dude.

[02:38:52] It's not a bad ending.

[02:39:08] What?

[02:39:10] What the fu- I'd beat the fucking piss out of you kid.

[02:39:26] Well you did just absolutely mollywop me.

[02:39:30] So maybe give me a couple days.

[02:39:41] You guys, can you stop saying smash?

[02:39:46] Fuck is wrong with you guys, bro.

[02:39:48] It's a video game.

[02:39:51] Yeah.

[02:40:10] So yesterday was fun, listen, I don't know who the hell is playing famous for you, obviously

[02:40:22] someone up high but you won't get any from me, better candidates would cut and as far

[02:40:26] as I'm concerned, you should only be here if you've earned it, well you and Greenway

[02:40:30] Okay

[02:40:40] Okay

[02:40:45] Press it as our top driver. She'll take you through the drill and from the best you better learn fast

[02:40:52] There to explain the car

[02:40:55] Classic

[02:40:57] to you back in your days. It's a gorgeous ride. Yeah, I'm a great driver. Go on then, head in, do a

[02:41:02] lap around the island and go feel for her. Okay, again. Please, most be limited. Let's do this.

[02:41:08] I'll be along, show you the course and give you a few pointers. I'm a great driver. Get in.

[02:41:15] Don't crash.

[02:41:18] Okay. Go, go, go! Hey!

[02:41:21] I thought it was the left turn

[02:42:21] the longest. Okay. Hey, all right, beat the fuck out of him. No, I'm gonna fuck.

[02:42:34] What?

[02:42:34] Ow!

[02:42:37] Nope.

[02:42:38] Don't let it un-chip it.

[02:42:40] Not even try it, are you?

[02:42:42] Then you rise to the ground.

[02:42:45] Push it.

[02:42:46] Push it.

[02:42:47] I need to snap it open.

[02:42:49] Push it.

[02:42:50] Now, I'm gonna tap it to the ground.

[02:42:52] Nope!

[02:42:54] How do I snap it up?

[02:42:56] Oh.

[02:42:57] Not even try it.

[02:42:59] I killed him give me a hundred what

[02:43:14] one to the hill two three go go go

[02:43:23] Get to the flag. Okay

[02:43:28] Up up down up

[02:43:47] All right, dude, I'll always get my ass beat

[02:43:53] all right bang my linebacker little jodo I was a top recruit all high

[02:44:07] shots wow something like that yeah our six champion 467

[02:44:23] I

[02:44:42] Not bad

[02:44:44] Oh, sorry, it's E8.

[02:44:54] Come on!

[02:44:56] 99.

[02:44:58] Come on!

[02:45:04] Ah!

[02:45:06] 9.

[02:45:08] What?!

[02:45:10] Go, go, go, go.

[02:45:12] go go go go

[02:45:14] shooting top

[02:45:15] BITE

[02:45:18] OOOOOH

[02:45:21] oh

[02:45:26] I'll take your gun

[02:45:26] Did I just kill that guy?

[02:45:32] wait

[02:45:33] wait what

[02:45:35] wait what

[02:45:37] k

[02:45:38] throw him this way

[02:45:40] ok throw him this way

[02:45:42] Oh

[02:45:47] Fuck off pussy fuck I'll break it

[02:45:52] By the way, I ever saw you IRL just know this is

[02:46:03] My am I playing that

[02:46:05] Yeah, come here.

[02:46:11] BANG!

[02:46:12] No!

[02:46:13] Alright.

[02:46:14] Everything you've got.

[02:46:19] Everything he's got isn't close to it.

[02:46:25] I

[02:46:34] Think up gun jump target shoot back up

[02:46:55] I

[02:47:16] Not bad

[02:47:25] Where bond you didn't know what to do. I didn't want to be rude

[02:47:30] Aircrew Europe

[02:47:32] Wait, what if you're serious about that in your place? Let's go. I'm wrong

[02:47:37] No dating horror stories. You can't share you look like a man who's had a few

[02:47:42] You think this is a joke

[02:47:45] What Lydia why is there a why you?

[02:47:52] Fuck you

[02:47:53] Now Lydia way, I probably shouldn't say that

[02:47:59] Nevermind I was gonna say nevermind

[02:48:02] No kill that boy

[02:48:05] I thought you knew I don't have to earn this I can just get by on blind luck, right?

[02:48:12] Lydia it's all good. Just watch this Lydia. It's gonna look really familiar watch

[02:48:18] Bang

[02:48:20] Call it a day.

[02:48:22] Oh no. Oh no. Wait. Walk.

[02:48:28] Wait, no. I thought I was going to...

[02:48:31] No, why do I give my ass a beat?

[02:48:36] No. Ah!

[02:48:39] Bang!

[02:48:41] Well, thank you.

[02:48:43] Oh no.

[02:48:45] Stop!

[02:48:47] Stop!

[02:48:48] yo oh my god what is that oh no he's gonna kill me

[02:49:00] I'm not gonna get it he's gonna kill me

[02:49:06] Oh my god!

[02:49:13] Alright Lydia, you can look away.

[02:49:16] This is not what would happen.

[02:49:19] Bang!

[02:49:20] Wait!

[02:49:21] Oh, okay.

[02:49:22] Come here.

[02:49:23] Wait, how do I charge?

[02:49:24] Uh!

[02:49:25] I'm going to get you, address!

[02:49:27] Come here.

[02:49:28] Wait, how do I charge?

[02:49:30] Come on!

[02:49:32] Come on, let me get that, he pulls through the string.

[02:49:42] Whoa!

[02:49:46] Okay.

[02:49:47] I can't take this shit.

[02:49:49] Why am I getting my ass beat?

[02:49:51] Okay, alright!

[02:49:55] Oh

[02:50:00] No

[02:50:02] All right this guy bro. He has some anger issues. We're gonna just talk this out. We didn't have to put

[02:50:19] He

[02:50:25] What the fuck?

[02:50:27] Oh no, I'm getting stuck.

[02:50:29] I'm getting strungle.

[02:50:31] Oh no.

[02:50:33] No.

[02:50:35] Kill that boy!

[02:50:37] Oh no.

[02:50:39] Oh.

[02:50:41] This guy just beat my ass.

[02:50:43] Oh.

[02:50:45] Oh.

[02:50:47] Oh.

[02:50:49] Oh.

[02:50:51] Oh.

[02:50:53] Yes!

[02:51:03] Wait, Lydia, you're playing Pokemon Go.

[02:51:05] Can you keep the Snorlax?

[02:51:09] Ted, type one if you play Pokemon Go.

[02:51:11] I decided to take this barring outside of the ring.

[02:51:15] Things might have gotten slightly out of hand.

[02:51:18] Don't take the blame for him, Monroe.

[02:51:20] Honestly, sir. His greatest close call might reflect this.

[02:51:23] Alright, Lydia. Yeah, okay. See, no, this has to be addressed.

[02:51:26] No, we can't just let this slide.

[02:51:30] If I...wait. Oh.

[02:51:33] I can't read. Hold on.

[02:51:35] I have a Snorlax. I named it Hi-Fi's because you're fat.

[02:51:41] You can't just put an aga, Emo.

[02:51:43] Heh.

[02:51:43] You're not allowed to do that.

[02:51:53] Chat, am I fat?

[02:51:54] Like, actually?

[02:51:56] By the way, chat, my breakfast today was ramen.

[02:52:03] Woah.

[02:52:05] Yeah?

[02:52:11] Oh

[02:52:22] That's not food it literally is you pass basic training congratulations

[02:52:28] However

[02:52:29] There is also the matter of your performance review wait what bond is immature and reckless

[02:52:35] What?

[02:52:36] Guided by his gut feelings and mistaken ideas of loyalty.

[02:52:40] What?

[02:52:41] He's a bad influence on the other recruits who inexplicably fall victim to his charm.

[02:52:46] What?

[02:52:48] Greenway recommends that I cut you from the program.

[02:52:51] What?

[02:52:54] Is the game over? Did I lose?

[02:52:57] It's been a pleasure, Mom.

[02:53:00] I want to show you something.

[02:53:05] I'm going to go get some food.

[02:53:15] Yeah, Lydia, Lydia, we can't all just eat a five star meal.

[02:53:32] I know none that agents blown covers. I wouldn't know mom also none

[02:53:36] How about the number of prevented or seek mom's old conflicts?

[02:53:45] Yeah, I'm rich I know okay

[02:53:48] Okay

[02:53:51] Chat what if I flexed I'm rich am I allowed to do that?

[02:53:57] Mom

[02:53:59] never before have we had a success rate like now never before fuck you all right

[02:54:06] rich bratt fuck you lily mode all right by the way lily just did the same exact thing no one

[02:54:13] better than i hate this chat does this chat just hate me what is this wait chat look it's the badge

[02:54:23] Jack, if you sub, you get this badge!

[02:54:26] Thoughts?

[02:54:34] This is the reason for our success.

[02:54:37] We good.

[02:54:38] The world's first and only second generation quantum computer.

[02:54:42] Whoa, I thought those things were theoretical at best.

[02:54:45] That's what we want you to think.

[02:54:46] What do quantum computers even do?

[02:54:49] One plus one, two plus two?

[02:54:51] Statistical deductions on matters of national security the systems all but wipe the floor with gchq

[02:54:58] They do your mom

[02:55:00] Lydia what does practice start? No, no, I'm done with the shit. What does practice start in case you were wondering?

[02:55:08] guiding you every step of the way

[02:55:11] And yet it was wrong

[02:55:14] They gave you a less than 1% chance of success you simply beat the odds I

[02:55:19] I didn't realize those were actual odds.

[02:55:34] Unfortunately? Don't think that's how you spell it, unfortunately.

[02:55:37] You have me for another hour of hashtag blessed.

[02:55:44] What'd I do?

[02:55:45] to do it again what if I can't then I don't have much use for you do I

[02:55:54] now get the hell out of my Faraday cage alright alright damn I'll take you to

[02:56:00] Q-Lab Q-Lab okay so what's in Q-Lab from Q I wouldn't really know where to

[02:56:09] begin you'll see you really should work on my infuriating me secretive side of

[02:56:14] So look you laugh

[02:56:22] What

[02:56:26] Okay, wait chat am I dumb I thought the doublo set

[02:56:44] But for a sign that says taxon.

[02:56:48] I said am I dumb? I got cut off and this guy says yes.

[02:56:51] You don't, you don't, stop answering that.

[02:56:55] Where's Q? Am I dumb? Oh.

[02:56:58] Hey Q.

[02:57:00] Oh, it's Gary. Wait.

[02:57:05] I think I talked to the wrong guy.

[02:57:11] Uh...

[02:57:12] Where is Q?

[02:57:15] Where might I find Q?

[02:57:16] Down past the central platform.

[02:57:18] Cheers.

[02:57:19] Go some, sing just subscribed.

[02:57:21] Yo, thank you so much for the tier one sub, bro!

[02:57:23] Jack, can we get some dubbies in the chat for the tier one subbers?

[02:57:26] Subscribing and supporting us, streamer?

[02:57:28] Leave conversation?

[02:57:30] Where's Q?

[02:57:31] Quantum computers run calculations to find a way for you to lose weight.

[02:57:35] Fatass.

[02:57:36] Type Liddy Note if you hate high.

[02:57:38] Hey, that is uncalled for.

[02:57:41] They don't use quantum computers to- to see how I can lose weight.

[02:57:45] What the fuck is that about?

[02:57:48] Wait, where did them- oh.

[02:57:50] Hold on, Mr. Q.

[02:57:52] Holy- only for genius. That's what he looks like.

[02:58:07] Jack, I have a question.

[02:58:09] Can I ask a question?

[02:58:10] Why does every smart person have grey hair?

[02:58:27] Bro, shut up!

[02:58:29] Can't ask a question nowadays.

[02:58:32] They're old?

[02:58:35] OH MY GOSH!

[02:58:36] WE CHAT!

[02:58:37] I'm talking too much.

[02:58:40] That reminds me of the test in school. You know what I'm talking about? Where you

[02:58:44] have to get your vision tested and then you look into this thing and then you

[02:58:47] read the numbers and the letters. Y'all remember that?

[02:58:55] And then you get your height checked. Only for the blind. Rolex!

[02:59:03] Already have a watch. Oh, you do. Holy aura. Yeah, of course, bro

[02:59:13] What do you think? Oh

[02:59:18] And swore it subscribed for a boy. Oh, brother. This guy stinks

[02:59:24] There was always talking about some bullshit and sucking acid the game. What the fuck?

[02:59:29] What color maroon

[02:59:42] Gray green

[02:59:45] Avail a blue a gray

[02:59:49] Or a gray to go out in public and use twitch lingo on your waiter. I can't fucking stand you

[02:59:55] I hope your star forge system does us all a favor and finally detonates

[02:59:59] Please turn off the street. Shut your fucking trap. I want to smash your glasses so deep into your face

[03:00:05] You have no idea. Fuck you

[03:00:09] Yeah, it's okay, but you can't do that you just fucking threatened me in every way possible

[03:00:14] And then you end it with love from no

[03:00:18] And be original

[03:00:20] Can't make this shit

[03:00:22] I think chat I think winter gray

[03:00:26] thoughts

[03:00:28] Chat what do y'all think winter gray?

[03:00:31] What was that? I saw a hand

[03:00:36] Not a terrible pick anything I you know what it's a terrible pick

[03:00:39] I feel like anything I pick is going to be terrible in your eyes. You know what okay?

[03:00:42] I think to be honest the best one is

[03:00:45] This one the veil one the one in the middle

[03:00:48] Yeah, that one looks the best.

[03:00:58] How do I do that?

[03:00:59] Oh.

[03:01:02] Whoa!

[03:01:07] Okay.

[03:01:12] Am I brain dead?

[03:01:15] Oh, three.

[03:01:18] Alt 3

[03:01:22] Alt 3

[03:01:24] What was that?

[03:01:26] Sir, something just exploded at my kibble

[03:01:36] Okay

[03:01:38] 3

[03:01:41] Oh

[03:01:48] Hey, hey, relax. Tell me to look hard. Oh no!

[03:01:59] Hi, how about you doing? I'm doing amazing. Well, welcome, bro. You're a first-time chatter,

[03:02:14] So I expect positive messages, um, glazing, hmm, what else, um, basically my whole chat's

[03:02:27] very positive nowadays, so, alts, that door's lit up, hello, F.

[03:02:38] I thought James Bond in the 007s. I thought he was bald

[03:02:47] Am I dumb

[03:02:54] Oh, that's hit man

[03:03:04] What

[03:03:08] High eyes don't tell the need for what to do.

[03:03:11] We got too many of them for nostalgia.

[03:03:13] No, you guys, no, you don't got him.

[03:03:15] Don't see me off to training.

[03:03:17] I promise you would.

[03:03:17] I know what you guys are going to do with the new chatter, bro.

[03:03:19] You're going to possess his brain,

[03:03:21] and then he's going to turn into every single one of you guys.

[03:03:24] That's horrible.

[03:03:24] It's a horrible idea.

[03:03:26] Get to happy with it.

[03:03:29] There's a drone following me.

[03:03:31] Take down the drone.

[03:03:36] Hello?

[03:03:38] You all sorted you are such a great streamer make me laugh and smile even on my yes

[03:03:45] Thank you. I would have said if I was a loser who never touched the outside world and didn't understand actual humor

[03:03:53] keys

[03:03:54] for your digs

[03:03:56] Okay, am I six is setting up and safe houses for the next six months. It was crested and row

[03:04:02] So I'm not going back to Malta. I'll show you this and you want to go back to bunk beds

[03:04:06] to kill for a place like that but yes I'm going back and forth between my six and

[03:04:13] Walter for advanced training when in London mods kill that guy

[03:04:20] All right, chat. We've moved on, though.

[03:04:33] Whoa! Who is this?

[03:04:35] Stephen Bright.

[03:04:36] Oh.

[03:04:37] Foreign Secretary Bright. Bond.

[03:04:40] I was just dropping off a few boxes for Cressida. I hope we'll meet again.

[03:04:50] Wait, is the dog parking in-game or IRL?

[03:04:56] Hope?

[03:04:57] Don't listen to him, High Vice.

[03:05:06] Don't listen to him because he was actually telling the truth.

[03:05:10] You absolute loser.

[03:05:11] Fuck you.

[03:05:12] Alright.

[03:05:13] Guys!

[03:05:14] Wait, I'm confused.

[03:05:15] Where am I going?

[03:05:17] Wait, I'm confused. Where am I going?

[03:05:25] Chris hello foreign secretary bright is your dad whoa, I just met him at the door. Yes, didn't you know?

[03:05:39] Yo, so where do I go? Oh, sorry about that

[03:05:46] Oh

[03:05:50] Why are you guys calling me a perv bro like I can't okay, okay this chat today

[03:05:56] What have you got for me the key to your room?

[03:05:59] Obviously the best rooms already taken thank you second best ones still free really yeah

[03:06:05] Almond Rome makes decisions is a mystery to me bro this time is

[03:06:11] Okay

[03:06:13] he's on your desk but boxing glove and I smack you clean across the face I get

[03:06:22] it boxing glove but the but I get it the boxing glove is a jab

[03:06:30] James. Oh, it says my name on the door. Okay. Put down bag. What just happened?

[03:07:00] This watch is cool though

[03:07:10] Oh, I have no one in my bed

[03:07:14] Hack hack hack

[03:07:19] Yo, do you have to make your alert so fucking loud joker underscore for life underscore just subscribed for 22 months

[03:07:27] W22 months

[03:07:30] Always do the unexpected. I was gonna read that

[03:07:36] Hey, you listen to me when I'm talking to you, or I'll up a cat that smile off your big-ass face. Fuck you

[03:07:45] All right

[03:07:47] Always do the unexpected a first rule of spy craft that's the first time you've talked to a girl your shirt is inside out

[03:08:00] Turn on the TV

[03:08:03] What am I brain dead

[03:08:08] You want to try the game

[03:08:11] Look at book a book and try to memorize as much as possible

[03:08:14] They fact vice I understand not everyone can be funny and you are one of those people with that being said

[03:08:21] Can you shut the fuck up?

[03:08:23] Otherwise, it'll get Junco to my dog you love from Guantanamo

[03:08:28] Yo bro, uh-uh-uh-uh, bro.

[03:08:34] Okay.

[03:08:37] Um, flash cards. Flip.

[03:08:45] I'm really good at this, by the way.

[03:08:51] Okay.

[03:08:54] GG.

[03:08:56] FUCK!

[03:08:58] I'm trying to jump. Let me try it again. Let me try it again. No, no, no, please, please,

[03:09:13] please. Yeah, I'll just end my stream.

[03:09:25] I

[03:09:33] Fucking lied, bro. I lied now celebrate that I'm live

[03:09:47] Why are you guys all saying no

[03:09:52] Go back offline

[03:09:55] chat can we play another game I want to play an FPS I might be kidding I haven't

[03:10:02] played an FPS in days I haven't shot someone in the head in days in game

[03:10:09] they stinky vice I hate her streams and you stink like shit please shut the

[03:10:14] fuck up by the way love from their basement chat is anyone else like this

[03:10:19] like so like when I play so like basically I love FPS games but I get

[03:10:40] really bored with solo games except for Batman I love Batman I thought I was

[03:10:47] about to have a great day if you want to rate this game so far the fuck up all right i'll shut up

[03:10:55] i'll shut up all right all right damn i mean to be honest it's not a bad game how hard you hit

[03:11:02] it's not how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward how much you can take and keep moving

[03:11:08] forward all right how winning is done all right hey bro you just gave me the rocky quote that's not

[03:11:15] It's not even your quote, you just stole it.

[03:11:17] Are you gonna give him fucking credit?

[03:11:27] Mods, wrap that guy up, kill him, and never let him be seen again.

[03:11:37] Now, where should I play?

[03:11:40] Mots? Do your job.

[03:11:45] What should I play now? Wait, let me play a song.

[03:11:50] Hold up.

[03:11:58] Am I kidding Mots? Wrap him up. There we go. I wrapped him up.

[03:12:02] I took him out.

[03:12:06] I'm addicted to Valorant. Is that bad?

[03:12:14] Alright, you just leaked my-

[03:12:15] Alright! Hey!

[03:12:17] We're not on first name basis!

[03:12:30] What?!

[03:12:34] Name's that little guy.

[03:12:35] Put some respect in my name

[03:12:38] What's the point of an FPS if you suck at every single game, you know, all right does FPS stands for

[03:12:45] OH!

[03:12:45] Holy shit, heads

[03:12:47] They released BOT BLODS INTO

[03:13:05] you

[03:13:35] you

[03:14:05] you

[03:14:35] you

[03:15:05] you

[03:15:35] You

[03:15:53] Cool with you playing an FPS because I love watching you lose

[03:15:57] All right, and be dissolved. Okay. Do us all a favor and like a match in the PC

[03:16:03] Yo, bro, I'm not gonna light my PC on fire. I'm good at this game. I promise you

[03:16:10] No chat. I

[03:16:12] Was thinking

[03:16:15] Who next

[03:16:16] Also is NRG to go undefeated a good pick yes or no or fuck you whatever whatever you want to answer with to be honest

[03:16:25] What about team vitality?

[03:16:27] They're gonna like every game they play I feel

[03:16:29] yes and fuck you um dragon ranger gameplay xlg I don't know anyone I don't know fucking

[03:16:48] anyone I guess I'll just go up who has the pet see this guy's logo is not good he's probably

[03:16:54] not a good team now if we get five retweets can you shut the stream off

[03:16:59] fuck you I hate you if we get five retweets can you shut the stream off is

[03:17:07] this sponsored do you think Valorant would ever sponsor me maybe actually I'm a

[03:17:15] good player they probably want to keep good players on their game okay nope

[03:17:22] Okay, I don't know who to go next can someone help me Lydia help Lydia help are my predictions chopped

[03:17:32] What's up, man? You sound like you know video games pretty well

[03:17:36] I'm cold right now any games that have a massive free to play multiplayer combat game

[03:17:41] I don't know fucking war thunder you've been harassing me for a fucking a month now to play that games just kidding fuck you

[03:17:49] Okay, yeah, you're chopped your preds. I don't know

[03:17:57] I'm going with the best fucking logo. No, I can't take no one takes me serious. You know what?

[03:18:05] It's fun

[03:18:07] You wonder why no one takes your serious name is high-fives time. Look stream of turn face cam of so we can watch entertaining streamer

[03:18:14] Look, I'm silver too. I double ranked up and I think I'm close to rank up. Okay. We just got to

[03:18:27] you suck. KB, you are literally gold one.

[03:18:34] Okay.

[03:18:38] Fuck him. I don't got to warm up. Do pros warm up? Yes or no?

[03:18:42] The new bundle and all happiness in our lives

[03:18:48] Where's the new bus this bullshit off where's the new bundle? I saw the new bundle. Where's the new bundle?

[03:18:58] Wait, hold on

[03:19:07] Fucking hell

[03:19:12] chat where's the new bundle oh remove the but hold on I removed it

[03:19:22] chat what gun should I buy in the in my shop question mark the vandal I meant the

[03:19:28] sheriff let me look

[03:19:33] I hate you I despise you

[03:19:50] Now skip too much shit happening

[03:19:55] Too much shit. It's just too much. It's there's a lot of shit happening and it's just too much now. Should I grab a rubber ducky?

[03:20:03] hmm $24 Lydia were you talking about this bundle this bundle good oh oh my

[03:20:14] gosh wait don't leak anything about me

[03:20:19] please don't make anything about me it's an e-dater bundle okay I'm buying it

[03:20:29] Jack, should I buy this? Yes or no?

[03:20:42] Whole chat saying no.

[03:20:44] You know what? I'm a free to play player anyways.

[03:20:46] Look at my- look at my skins, Jack.

[03:20:48] Look, I'm free to play. Look at my skin- look at my skins.

[03:20:53] Uh...

[03:20:54] Smiling you're too happy. I need to see more negativity and not a damn smile on your face

[03:21:00] You haven't earned a smile stop smiling. Fuck you

[03:21:05] Okay, dude, you need to get help. I'm serious about this if me smiling ruins your day. You need that

[03:21:17] You need to get help chat I feel like this red looks good

[03:21:24] Wow.

[03:21:25] Chad, does this look good or does the butterfly knife?

[03:21:35] Let me buy this one.

[03:21:39] Okay.

[03:21:41] But, now what does it look like in games?

[03:21:45] Holy.

[03:21:46] Okay, that's gonna, that will allow me to get kills.

[03:21:50] Now Chad, I'm going into my first competitive game of the day.

[03:21:53] Now usually I drop 30 kills at a game. I'm not kidding.

[03:21:58] There's a rule in a game where you can't buy anything in a game if you are complete dog shit at it.

[03:22:03] Okay.

[03:22:05] Match found.

[03:22:06] Match found.

[03:22:08] Walk in.

[03:22:09] Here we go.

[03:22:11] Now do people listen to music when they play Valorant?

[03:22:13] Oh my gosh. I have to rebind?

[03:22:16] Crouch.

[03:22:18] Oh, I'm jet.

[03:22:23] should end stream I'm yet I'm yet I'm yet I'm not ending stream bro I'm playing

[03:22:32] Valorant I'm becoming a professional Valorant player watch just watch me

[03:22:39] three dolet

[03:22:42] me hoe is that GG no no no no what do you mean what do you mean GG we just all get

[03:22:57] kills though. This is fine. Whoa. Look at that, Jack. Shut! What the? Yeah. See, and

[03:23:21] That's true. You're just mad. You're mad?

[03:23:26] Hold on

[03:23:30] Oh, okay, wait, I gotta buy how do I buy B?

[03:23:35] Ghosts? Nope

[03:23:37] Yeah, it's actually really good. The current bit watch one tap on it. Yo, can this game start?

[03:23:43] Chop, by the way, I can't access half of the map because my crouch button doesn't work. I unbounded it remember

[03:23:51] I

[03:24:04] Why am I lagging?

[03:24:21] I am one human being.

[03:24:27] Why is audio so loud?

[03:24:28] And why is my game...

[03:24:30] LIGGING?!

[03:24:31] There are many things that make me smile in this world.

[03:24:34] You are not one of them.

[03:24:36] Let's go ahead and call it a stream today.

[03:24:39] Thank you guys for watching,

[03:24:40] but Hive Ice needs to end this blinding bullshit now.

[03:24:44] Alright.

[03:24:44] Hm.

[03:24:45] Has there been anything in TTS?

[03:24:47] Yo, can we set...

[03:24:48] Can we send a wholesome positive TTS today?

[03:24:52] Dots?

[03:24:54] Dots? Questions and concerns.

[03:24:56] Got it.

[03:25:02] Right here. He's right here.

[03:25:11] Whoa!

[03:25:16] Oh no. Watch out.

[03:25:18] Okay, what was that? What was that? What the fuck is that? Am I a bad player?

[03:25:29] Bro, I really feel like my game's lagging. I'm not even kidding guys. My game is lagging right now.

[03:25:35] Do you see my graphics going up and down and up and down and up and down? You see that?

[03:25:40] Is that normal

[03:25:56] Thank you fuck you I hate you. All right. I despise you and hate to see

[03:26:00] I mean the positive

[03:26:09] You hate me bro, I gotta lock it my team is selling me. I'm not even kidding

[03:26:27] Fuck oh good

[03:26:29] if you want positive chat high-vives pay us all play Lego Batman then I send a

[03:26:35] nice message also gonna hate you until you play Lego Batman no oh I hate you

[03:26:40] bro I hate you I hate you get away from me hold up I made it what the fuck is

[03:26:48] What is that?

[03:26:53] Watch this!

[03:27:01] Oh no.

[03:27:12] One dead!

[03:27:18] what happened zero game sense oh wow yeah someone who doesn't play the game

[03:27:34] has zero game sense no shit everybody knows the war from the segment will be

[03:27:41] what shifts everybody's moral the answer is here Jerry now it's time to

[03:27:46] Execute

[03:27:52] Yeah, how long is it gonna take me to go for in this game?

[03:27:57] That's

[03:28:00] You should be paying me to watch this blasphemy of a stream

[03:28:03] I said you the biggest fuck you with any fuck you that can be sent

[03:28:08] I want to suck you in the face leave you

[03:28:13] Watch this

[03:28:46] Let's go. I'm not even kidding. Chat, do you think when Lydia watches my gameplay she

[03:29:01] like cringes? Cause like, think about it, she plays at such a high level? Do you think

[03:29:05] when she watches my gameplay she like cringes? You're awesome man. Yeah, she's fucking PR

[03:29:13] I hate this shit

[03:29:17] Wait, yeah, she said never kill yourself

[03:29:20] Holy shit, that's so important. Why is my game like I might I might

[03:29:28] Oh, but I don't know my team my team just got gunned down watching what's new what?

[03:29:34] What?

[03:29:39] These negative messages need to stop.

[03:29:41] You are up in the mornings providing us with great streams and then modding jumpers during the day.

[03:29:47] Sight.

[03:29:48] I want to curb stomp your teeth in.

[03:29:50] Pay me money now.

[03:29:58] BAAAAA!

[03:30:04] Wait, oh my god, don't panic

[03:30:19] Don't rage it scares me. I'm a very passionate gamer. I want to win

[03:30:25] I'm playing well though. I think I'm getting sold by my team. Yeah, I'm gonna start blowing my team here

[03:30:29] Let me talk to still still how's it going bro pretty good. What about you?

[03:30:37] Going well going well right now. I'm on my lunch break at work. So I just loaded up a game. Oh

[03:30:42] That's fire. Yeah, what do you work for? What do you do?

[03:30:49] Right now I'm just working IT

[03:30:51] That's far. Yeah, I've worked two jobs because of this economy. You know what I fuck I didn't buy

[03:30:59] one

[03:31:04] Okay

[03:31:18] On site

[03:31:20] one that's good name

[03:31:30] you are a walking baseball player watch this one time though

[03:31:34] throw every fucking game you stepping watch this one time

[03:31:37] watch this one oh

[03:31:40] stand over you with a smile on my face

[03:31:42] Okay, all right, okay, but watch this one that though

[03:31:53] Hello

[03:31:59] Miho son right here. I'm locked on who do I feel it wait

[03:32:07] Good all by the way or not question mark

[03:32:12] Where were there?

[03:32:22] I didn't know you could get there.

[03:32:37] Okay.

[03:32:38] Bro, by the way, this is silver gameplay.

[03:32:40] You dumb fuck.

[03:32:44] Relax with that shit.

[03:32:45] If I had a spare missile, I'd launch it at you for not playing Lego Batman.

[03:32:48] The one would be pushed for you.

[03:32:51] Yeah, I agree with Stu.

[03:32:53] Thanks, Stu.

[03:32:54] That was no where it went.

[03:32:55] Where do you guys work?

[03:33:00] I was gonna rest short.

[03:33:02] Oh, shit, you like a server?

[03:33:05] Yeah.

[03:33:06] Nice, bro.

[03:33:08] I'm proud of you, man.

[03:33:18] Oh no! Oh no!

[03:33:21] find us find us find us

[03:33:23] two flake

[03:33:24] oh whoa whoa

[03:33:26] AHHHHH

[03:33:41] let's go

[03:33:43] holy shit I'm a goat

[03:33:45] nice wait

[03:33:47] Stu do you go to college or not

[03:33:49] Yeah, I do.

[03:33:50] Oh, for why?

[03:33:52] Ah, business.

[03:33:58] Wait, that's... Yeah, you're gonna be like rich when you grow up.

[03:34:01] Ah, I don't think that's the element of power.

[03:34:08] Yo!

[03:34:10] peaking crowds peaking for hours swinging run and gun time and drop shot in

[03:34:15] crowd oh bro you're just naming every mechanic in the game

[03:34:18] dropping silence dropping

[03:34:20] head glitch in off-hander positioning

[03:34:23] position in pixel begin

[03:34:27] good heels good heels good good good kill

[03:34:32] no one there oh it's over there

[03:34:35] smoke they think I walked through it and I peek

[03:34:40] I

[03:34:48] Thank you

[03:34:53] What's happening guys point this point no no no

[03:35:03] Well, I'm going with the rubble

[03:35:10] one enemy remaining yep and then another one I hunt I hunt I hunt I hunt I hunt pussy

[03:35:29] BUSY!

[03:35:30] BUSY!

[03:35:33] That's a good aim right there.

[03:35:36] Pretty good.

[03:35:38] Not bad.

[03:35:41] Twitch chats are literally human bots.

[03:35:44] Everyone just copies and pastes one another, so nothing of a worth is communicated.

[03:35:53] Alright.

[03:35:54] You

[03:35:58] But yeah, how many Pokemon go stops are you sitting at right now with boosts by the way with boosts with lures on them

[03:36:10] Someone save us, please. I'll literally kill you. I live I literally asked a question whatever dude

[03:36:18] Jack when I talk to you guys like do you want to murder me is that like a normal feeling

[03:36:26] what up clearing clear smoked up oh no

[03:36:42] what oh you've got lucky bro you got fucking lucky job what I have to work

[03:36:50] on everything I have a lot of channels

[03:37:00] where I can spend it I want to I want

[03:37:06] your style like it's 2009

[03:37:09] that's another threat that will be

[03:37:12] reported to the local authorities

[03:37:15] another threat I don't know everyone's

[03:37:19] threatening me to the account cost

[03:37:22] Yo, bro. I didn't buy my account look I'm nine and six. I'm actually I

[03:37:28] Wanted to talk to stew, but I don't know how to start a conversation. I'm gonna be real. What should I say to stew?

[03:37:35] We got this guys

[03:37:39] You're right

[03:37:41] That was stew, man

[03:37:43] What is that fuck this chamber new what?

[03:37:46] What?

[03:37:48] Our breach, whatever the fuck is in us.

[03:38:01] It's like the work internet again, sorry I lagged.

[03:38:09] Watch out!

[03:38:13] Oh no!

[03:38:17] Wait, good crosshair!

[03:38:20] What does that do?

[03:38:23] One's Link.

[03:38:27] One's Linky, one's Toobz. Oh no.

[03:38:35] Oh, are we actually about to lose? No!

[03:38:46] Might as well give him to me.

[03:38:48] Fuck you. You are the worst.

[03:38:51] So ugly, smell like shit, and sucks at video games.

[03:38:55] Sending love from Earth.

[03:39:04] Here's the thing, I don't suck at everything I do in life.

[03:39:07] Like, I'm actually pretty good at like every video game I play.

[03:39:10] I just gotta put more time into it.

[03:39:13] You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't know what characters do.

[03:39:16] I just caught all right Lydia send a picture of it send a picture in discord

[03:39:24] Oh my god, oh my god

[03:39:46] I

[03:39:53] Guys there's red bull everywhere now

[03:39:58] There's red bull make your desk sticky now

[03:40:04] Hey, what do I put red bull in order for it not to get his spilled I put it right here

[03:40:11] And right here perfect I

[03:40:13] I got a towel yo it's not a fucking nut towel dude it's just a normal power

[03:40:21] that I found wait I'll do the pros do watch

[03:40:30] I

[03:40:36] Did what the pros do fuck that whole living space all right

[03:40:49] Mocking

[03:40:52] It's what the pros do because they don't want to hear the audio

[03:40:55] Yeah, you're gonna do a lot.

[03:41:04] I'm trying to be good at Valorant.

[03:41:07] Can you leave me alone? I'll play whatever the fu-

[03:41:15] Mental health...

[03:41:18] is great.

[03:41:20] Bro, someone's gotta kill him.

[03:41:23] No, no, no!

[03:41:25] where can you hear the game?

[03:41:45] oh no

[03:41:50] Is that my fault?

[03:42:00] What the fuck is a bifocal?

[03:42:08] Is this radiant? Yeah

[03:42:13] Lydia did you send the pokemon wait nice jv's plus 2 000 or what?

[03:42:20] Oh

[03:42:24] Hey, Jeremiah, diddy Washington I remember you from high school

[03:42:28] No, Frankie did was crazy when you pulled down your drawers and smack nuts on the white

[03:42:33] This is gonna be fun. Oh, Paul is well. It's been a while. Yeah, this child is on him

[03:42:40] Oh

[03:42:46] What the fuck

[03:42:50] I can't take it. I can't take it anymore. I cannot. Let me look. Let me look. So you're

[03:43:03] saying, okay, I'm about to get mad. You're saying, Lydia, this Pokemon, you're saying

[03:43:11] You caught this Pokemon and they reminded you of me.

[03:43:17] We're here because we're the best.

[03:43:20] Any of you forget that.

[03:43:23] This is dead ass you.

[03:43:27] Okay.

[03:43:28] Looks the same.

[03:43:33] Twins.

[03:43:36] It's all one to one.

[03:43:37] It's not.

[03:43:38] Jump with the score!

[03:43:40] Six, seven!

[03:43:42] Six, seven!

[03:43:44] Ugh.

[03:43:46] No!

[03:43:48] I have the classic.

[03:43:52] Pushing 40?

[03:43:54] Guys, let's try

[03:43:56] for one minute, everyone's happy.

[03:43:58] Type aga in the chat.

[03:44:00] Not here.

[03:44:08] Go fuck yourself.

[03:44:12] I can't go through that, I don't have a crotch vine.

[03:44:19] It's mid there.

[03:44:28] What?

[03:44:29] My lane was last seen.

[03:44:32] Oh he's up.

[03:44:33] He's alright.

[03:44:34] He's alright.

[03:44:35] He's alright.

[03:44:36] see give me your gun he's in art guys like on site okay okay sorry let me get

[03:44:50] this guy oh sorry bro sorry for sorry for the delay no we're gonna look at

[03:45:03] Always apologize to teammates. My posture is fine.

[03:45:14] The thing is, are you really gaming if you don't have bad posture?

[03:45:19] Question mark.

[03:45:22] Oh my god!

[03:45:30] FOY!

[03:45:31] GANG BANGAY!

[03:45:34] I can't see, I can't- I CAN'T FUCKING SEE!

[03:45:49] I'm not a baiter. Nice deal

[03:46:09] So I say I can't see and then you say then wear glasses, bro, that doesn't I'm saying I'm in a smoke

[03:46:15] I'm in a smoke

[03:46:18] Road to pro isn't gonna be hard, but I meant is it gonna be easy

[03:46:21] But who said that I'm gonna give up in life. No one gives up in life if you give up you're a pussy. You know what I'm saying I

[03:46:30] Can be pro and I know it

[03:46:32] of

[03:46:39] of

[03:46:42] of

[03:46:46] of

[03:46:49] of

[03:46:56] Oh, I think they're smurfing.

[03:47:03] What?

[03:47:08] Yeah, I understand the objectives of the game.

[03:47:25] Sound is everything on the battlefield, so listen for noise.

[03:47:29] I understand.

[03:47:36] Um, what do I do, though?

[03:47:38] Like, when I- when I don't have venom, what do I do?

[03:47:44] What do you mean, clearly not?

[03:47:46] I do understand the objectives. I do.

[03:47:48] Thank you so much bro, I appreciate the positive, reinforcements.

[03:48:06] I fly.

[03:48:08] Okay bye forever, fuck you, Liddy-Mote.

[03:48:11] Okay Lidya, have a great day at practice.

[03:48:48] I got scrims soon. What am I saying, bro? I'm a fucking silver

[03:48:58] Thank God

[03:49:09] Chat

[03:49:11] Who's crosshair can I take and I'll be instantly good. I'm just gonna keep flanking

[03:49:16] Wait watch this chat watch

[03:49:48] Oh

[03:49:54] Six

[03:50:08] My check we feeling good. I hope so hope so

[03:50:10] It's fine hey every pro whiffs this bumps all around coach

[03:50:31] Use my crosshair okay

[03:50:34] All right

[03:50:36] How do I use it?

[03:50:38] crosshair

[03:50:40] Import code

[03:50:42] All right, what the fuck

[03:50:57] Yeah, I can't see I got a big fucking

[03:51:01] He would jump you in the parking lot

[03:51:03] I need Valorant crosshairs. No, no, no. No, I'm fucked up. No fuck up Valorant crosshairs

[03:51:13] Try this one trust, okay

[03:51:17] Maybe my chat, like chat you guys are Valorant players. Come on, try this one

[03:51:23] What is that? What? How nice is the aim with that?

[03:51:33] I'm not even kidding bro, I'm just getting sold by my team.

[03:51:40] What the fuck is this?

[03:51:52] I got you?

[03:51:53] Thank you.

[03:51:54] Thank you so much.

[03:51:55] I'm actually d- I'm actually- this chat, bro, is just- what the f-

[03:52:03] Fuck this guy's just smiling. I can't no no no no no please please please please oh

[03:52:12] No

[03:52:18] Copy copy I can't even play the game. I can't play the game like this

[03:52:26] Portrait yeah now I

[03:52:29] 1v5, I bet it's a 1v5, the whole team is dead, it's only you and your thoughts, don't

[03:52:39] go skit so on me.

[03:52:44] Maybe just cheating?

[03:52:45] Yeah, maybe I'm just a piece of shit, I don't deserve to win.

[03:52:56] a little man pop us up let's hear it wait

[03:53:10] I

[03:53:23] How do we always have no money

[03:53:36] No

[03:53:40] 120 on stage just lurking here I hate him in the head

[03:54:06] maybe for us subscribe no I literally can't play Valorant I'm just I'm not a

[03:54:13] Valorant player

[03:54:16] last player

[03:54:29] Why does my child what does my team want to surrender?

[03:54:35] We got this guys come on

[03:54:42] Because of you

[03:54:46] Yeah, because of me?

[03:54:47] Bet, watch this.

[03:54:52] Tom, you're supposed to be in school, Tom!

[03:54:59] Gonna blind?

[03:55:07] Smoke's up!

[03:55:10] I hit him in the head!

[03:55:12] Is it not a one-shot headshot game?

[03:55:16] I

[03:55:26] Spike down B how old is high-fives? Um, I'm 22

[03:55:41] Spike planted

[03:55:46] What?

[03:55:48] What?

[03:55:50] What?

[03:55:52] What?

[03:55:54] What?

[03:55:56] What do you like?

[03:55:58] Get your old friend.

[03:56:00] Get your old friend.

[03:56:02] Get your old friend.

[03:56:04] Get your old friend.

[03:56:06] Get your old friend.

[03:56:08] Wait, that's insane.

[03:56:10] You just clutched that.

[03:56:12] Jack, this is still winnable. Let's not give up.

[03:56:14] energy boost out there. I got you. They're gonna go away. Did Bill, did Bill and I give up when he

[03:56:20] was discovering gravity? No. Fuck the fuck in.

[03:56:24] come on hurry nope we're done fucking hate this shit

[03:56:46] oh no I think it's a B yeah baby baby

[03:57:04] I think I flashed this.

[03:57:10] What?

[03:57:10] MY GUNDAM'S OPENED SHIT!

[03:57:13] Oh my god, there's two on fucking default.

[03:57:15] 70.

[03:57:19] So I think she walled herself in.

[03:57:22] Alright, it's a skill-ass person.

[03:57:26] Okay.

[03:57:31] You're old.

[03:57:34] I'm sure.

[03:57:39] There's no way.

[03:57:44] No! Oh my...

[03:57:51] Oh no, oh no.

[03:57:53] I advise you really do deserve more love and appreciation for all you do.

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