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Thank you very much.
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into it hello everyone don't look at me don't talk to me I don't want to hear it
hello I am not I am not happy or excited to be here hello hello I don't
want to be here we're back I didn't even sleep either I just laid in bed I didn't
even sleep I just laid in bed doing nothing for like two hours took a nice
shower my wife made me food thank you baby w wife we're here we're here we're
ready to party won't be the party what's up everybody hello hello hello hello
hello on your good to see you guys too hello we're here y'all ready for a long
one man you guys are about to get like a fucking I'm not going all night listen I
don't care what that little deluded small cracked shell weird he formed little
nut says to me I'm not going all night I'm not we might go to like midnight maybe
maybe one maybe if he if he's lucky by the grace of God
maybe one maybe maybe maybe like uber uber maybe probably not maybe one maybe
maybe i'm fat i'm not that fat yeah wall thank you so much for the five gift
Australian emoji
I'll show you how to work it thinking for the seven bro. I appreciate you, bro much love dude
hmm
Seven minutes into stream already eating
Fuck you. How about that? Fuck you? Fuck you. How about that? You thought about that?
I mean chicken and rice nice and clean. I
Also went and got some Bruce keys
Got a little Yang Lang fucking pumped about him
What song do we have cooking for tonight? I don't know. I don't know. Hello again with
the late stream. Hello. Next thing for 37 bro. Hello. Straight to the batteries, straight
to the processors don't look at me don't talk to me we're going straight over
there
nobody cares Shawnee no one's ever cared
I thought you liked this, I love you, I just hate peanut, because I don't get to sleep
anymore.
Alright, I remember that one time, back in the day when we used to have a schedule, you
You guys remember that one time when we actually, I don't know, had a schedule and we got on
at the same time and we streamed at the same time.
Before I was abducted into this peanut cold, you guys remember that?
Schedules are overrated.
I feel like summit.
Is this what Summit feels like whenever he does his stupid long streams? Is this what he's like?
Not that bad
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, what the hell was going on
I'm gonna be honest. I'm feeling kind of locked in a little bit
My best when I'm tired hold on a minute here. Let me get hammered and we'll really see only run these odds tonight
Okay, I'm shit never mind I'm ass
No, T-Fu's on another level of Crack-Ed, bro.
That's a whole other level of methamphetamines.
Someone's close.
Is that below, I think, I mean?
Chat-Wears slamming batteries and processors until Pina gets on.
We're almost out of blue shields like it's just so bad tonight is actually gonna be hell
Like if we don't win early and just keep winning the entire night we're fucked
We're beyond fucked we're putting the grounds seven feet under fuck
Yeah, peanut has 30k you know what that means that just means he's going to loot everything and I'm poor
so it's just gonna be double pours
stealing from each other all night something came across my desk it
involves an annual 350 rounds of depression
oh yeah depression is always starting a little early okay get to the hatchets all
over oh my gosh it's running at me like a
Easy.
Was never worried.
Bobcat boycott? I don't know. I don't know. Something.
Something. Also, next time you guys see Quoxy's live, you get onto his ass for me.
You let him know that he's supposed to be here right now. Not me.
I mean, this is supposed to be closeies job.
The baby said that walnut not mine.
Not mine at all.
Oh, we love you, Hodge. Fuck you. Fuck you.
you. Is there an outdoor probe
It's like we man and that fat guy from jackass
That might be the most offensive thing you've ever said to me
But you I think you might have just ruined my night before it even begun
Is that what his name is Preston you just said I look like Preston from jackass you piece of shit
No, do not make the pictures you guys are it is
Let me get my food buff, amen.
Let me eat, man, as I'm gathering batteries for hell to come.
do you hate homeless people it's gonna be a long night tonight's gonna be such a
where's my music bro where's my music random please give me a good song who's
us oh my god it's disturb you maybe we do this song maybe we do this song tonight
I'm glad to see you live Preston.
Ha ha ha ha, wait is he dead?
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Is Nick playing tonight?
No.
Nick is selfish.
He has kids.
You know what I mean?
How dare he live a life?
I'm Dairy. What a pub. You guys are such stupid.
You banned me from my chat or from his chat because I called his mod a snowflake, you
know, it's it's another level getting banned from Nick's chat.
I can't lie to you, man.
I mean, that's like, that's like a side quest nobody does.
Like that is hard, honestly, good for you.
I mean, that's that's a mission and a half, I think the only place getting banned from
or would be harder at is Quotesy
okay what in the
what in the fuck is going on with that thing
we can make it we can make it we can make it we can make it we can make it
Fuck him!
Activate! Why aren't you activating?
Open the fucking...
Never worried.
Come, Mr. Ball.
He's ready for us to lose this shit tonight.
Me!
I'm ready!
Oh yeah dude, I'm a ticking time bomb.
I'm a ticking time bomb to crash out or just to rip one, you know what I mean?
It ain't Saturday so I gotta light it up.
Uh, it's the rolls.
What's up big daddy? I don't know how I feel about that one, but hi! How you doing?
talking to me like that I might just kiss you all right I don't want to use a hatch
key but my god are we juiced we're using a hatch okay no we're not I'm greeting I'm
greeting I'm greeting I'm gritty
I'm gritty I'm gritty I'm gritty
approachี้ god
Oh fuck was that?
He almost killed me.
Doing that.
Now I don't know if I want to greed.
One little bite.
Oh my gosh.
Gosh.
Um.
I think it's gonna sit out in this bag.
I think it's gonna sit out in this bag.
Let's get back to it.
He was speaking spells. He was asking spells at us. Speaking rubber-ish.
I don't think he knew about that.
Let's get out of here.
Oh, you can't eat out of Goofy, Goofy.
We're ready!
If you don't mind, I'll give you a new video, and I'll see you in the next video.
Okay, okay, okay!
I should have grabbed his fucking shield!
It's fine.
We go again!
Give up, Razim!
What just happened?
Turn it back up!
I'm eating shut up
Lock in! What a raid, wow! I wasn't expecting that. Jeff, I've got the Sub's tie with a 50!
Rukila, the 18, Bermuda, and Khan. Thank you for the tier one.
We got again more batteries, more batteries, more processors, more T-dates.
I would be happy if I had 300 processors by the time P-Dunk gets on.
That'd be nice.
I'll settle for 100.
Oh, why?
Processors make teenagers.
Teenage killed cheaters and Brazilians in-game, of course, they're the key to life.
In game, we play on Brazilian servers, they're very good, you know what I mean?
Of course, it's a compliment.
Onwards.
I'll say don't shoot to me I will shoot you I don't care I shut the fuck up I will shoot
Don't... Don't!
Oh my...
I'll give you a pin bobcats to toss a nut with it
But I'm gonna be honest with you. We need we need more to Bob
What I do not have a skull it I have a mullet of Kentucky waterfall
I got a full head of hair, a lion's mane!
Some people say it's pretty luscious.
Now I'm not, I didn't say it, that's just some people.
Some people, I've heard it murmured.
I've heard it murmured a couple of times.
A couple of times.
The only person rubbing their hand through your hair is armless.
I don't even know what the fuck that means.
But fuck you.
I don't even...
You can't offend me if I don't understand.
Oh!
Why you wear a hat then?
Cause it's stylish?
Oh my god he's casting spells again.
They're casting spells.
Little bit of food.
That pipe do to you looking at me funny
Never seen a bald rat before she look at your mother you'll see her every every evening or your father if he ever comes home
okay we should be good should be good let's go home
Okay.
you made some upgrades on your hatch skin
I guess I'll just hit it.
He might as well minutes till hell we must form we must form our crops he must get all
All the processors we can fit in our pockets.
Food!
God!
I'll be 15 minutes late good honestly I need all the processes I need it all also chat
if you ever prime use that shit right fucking now we are almost back at 11,000 subs that
is your tax for the late night strain right now use your primes you have no nipple small
hands and you're a deformed almond. That's what I've heard. Sweet God. We're good. Onward!
batteries, batteries, batteries, batteries, batteries, batteries
Holy shit, that's a lot of time, I didn't think that was gonna work
How was that?
I do not have time in house well I knew as I could see the nip in this chest on you oh
thank you everybody for the primes that's a lot I'll catch up after the raid thank you
I
Go thank you
Give me tonight
What was that I
Heard peanuts mama was a cashew truth
Truth on job keep it fifty fifth Street never commit suicide everything goes see all right grip Mac
I just slept for primes you know me yes I am and burgers
I got no come back but I went out good that was good. Fuck you buddy. Fuck you
Yeah, Jeremy. Thank you so much for the fire gifted man. I appreciate you do Benz
He think about three months use that thing you've been a two one over onto two y'all need a shark
Thank you for the two months. Also, thank you for your service over and stay far guaranteed
Rich thank you for the prime Bob rowdy hex
Mammal Kenny corn Clark inferior. Thank you. If I missed you, I love you. Thank you very much
Who's the third goopa today third goopa on the goof board is
Jirac, I believe it's gonna be gaming with us
the heart of Venezuela
Oh
The demon the demon from Venezuela
He's a beast y'all I've never seen Dracula. I mean you all watch me, you know the track is
That's that's a all those people that live that's what happens right there
Oh, okay
All right, let's go to the second spot. It might have caught on to the first one.
Little did you guys know there's two
Yeah, I'm trying what I've been
Right attack no no rat attack no rat attack. I'm just this is where I like to chill
So I don't get gang banged by two angles at once
Watch this dismount, watch this dismount.
And then you can go, you can upgrade, oh nevermind.
Oh shit, easy.
Track bro I'm getting smothered in batteries and processors right now.
It's like a big piece of chicken with gravy baby.
Oh
You better get ready to drink Jack Jack
Jack you better get ready to drink. I want you to know I went and got yinglings before tonight's stream
I didn't even sleep. I went and got beer
because I'm a real soldier and a real friend if my boys are going to be alcoholics I will
be as well can I get an amen that's what's called being a friend if you're an alcoholic
I'm an alcoholic you ain't going to AA I ain't going to AA if you're quit you're a pussy
That's just the way it is
I'm gonna turn this air conditioner on so it's already hot in my room my wife in the next
five to 35 minutes. It's going to come in here. She's going to say, why the air conditioner
on? It's cold outside. And I'm going to tell her, you yell at me whenever I have the air
conditioner to split on in my room, and you yell at me for yelling, fuck shit and bitch.
And the neighbors kids hearing it and complaining to us, what do you want from me? What do you
want? What do you want? They're either going to hear what sounds like bloody murder or I'm going to be nice to him.
So I'll prove the room. My room is soundproofed. When I open up a window, so how sound works,
if you open up a window, there ain't nothing stopping it. So then it, the crazy sound travels,
and then they hear it. Write that down. I know it's a crazy concept. That's astrophysic
you're welcome for that lessons by by hutch next week we learn English
Oh
Mother
this this run is so goaded
I battery should never be an issue
like it takes 30 minutes to get more batteries and processors than you could
ever need in any type of situation
Hell, I'mma put double A out of fucking business.
No peanut will never do what you're saying right now. He doesn't. He cannot with his
little nut shell do this. It's too slow for him.
He's like, oh, a ball blew up.
I'm going in.
You know what I mean?
He just wouldn't be able to fight the demons.
Ruthless, thank you for the gift.
Thank you for the five or probably the most American
streamer out there, chat.
Don't forget, baby.
Probably the most American streamer out there.
Oh, there it is.
Don't forgot, baby.
What makes me that, huh?
Is it the beard, or is it the flag behind me, or is it because I'm a redneck?
Huh.
Found a pretty racist over there.
Watch him, Jack.
Wha- OH!
SWEETWATER!
What the fuck?!
Holy shit!
What the hell was that?!
Bro, that thing was cookin'!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
was cooking I refuse to heal oh I should probably pop a hill wait three shots hold gathering
Angles
No, they know this is a sniper did you oh my gosh to ghost oh
To ghost
He need to not...
He's not in the pocket!
Fuck that!
Holy shit!
Little bit of goo.
He was a dirty poor.
Stream sniper? Wait, wait, what? Why did you say that? He said Viva Brazil. You're saying
he wasn't a Brazilian? Is it bad I couldn't tell?
Oh
Don't care apex is oh wait it's gonna read it. I keep reading it forgetting it's gonna read it
Don't care apex is still best game. It's okay that you're blind dumb and stupid. It's okay
We don't judge here now. We have juice boxes in the corner. You can help yourself, but don't drink too many
You might get a bellyache
Brother what is
Oh my gosh, there's no glass here
Bad luck that's a bad there's someone right next to me. What was that noise?
I don't want to find out goodbye
It's been a long day.
It's been a long day.
You can't judge me.
You can't judge me.
I've already been live for eight hours.
And I took up not even a nap.
I don't want to hear nothing.
You know judgment allowed here tonight.
I'm too tired for judgment.
I can't speak hardly.
Yeah, there's no way.
Let me talk to you.
There is no way I'm going till 2 AM.
zero chance. Like negative a thousand repeating chance. No way.
Okay, Chateau, I did drink 20 beers, but Apex is fire.
Hey, this is a good game. Nobody's saying that it isn't. We're just saying it's not
the best. Oh yeah, look at all the processors. It's so sexy. It's so sexy.
Uh, how many hatch keys can I make?
Alright, I'm depressed.
Ooh.
I'm fat.
I'm fat fat.
Are you gonna play WP now, tonight?
If you are, are you all ready to lose it all alone?
Yes, and yes.
Yes, and yes.
And yes.
Whoever you were thinking about asking, but you didn't.
Yes.
Banger!
Love the stream, brother. You and Peanut bring new energy to streaming.
Appreciate the fiver dude. Thank you for the love man. We just a couple of goopers gooping. That's it
Why are you fat why are you
a good person got I was live there for a second
I don't know how to say that I'm just gonna say the Caribbean hello
Oh!
Oh.
Yeah, hehehehe, mitty.
You mean it?
You swear?
I'll sub if you play card ranked, I'd rather die.
Take that sub, shove it up your ass.
I think he's not gonna have to sell some nuts in front of him.
He's gonna have to sell his shit and he knows what he needs to.
Yeah, we're gonna...
No!
No!
I said look!
I got it!
Oh, I saved it, I think.
Yep.
Viva Brasil! Viva Brasil! Viva Brasil!
Squidward, fuck this guy! Viva Brasil! Viva Brasil, I love you!
I love you! Viva Brasil! Huch! Huch! Huch! Huch!
Yes! Yes! Viva, fuck it Brazil! Viva, fuck it Brazil!
Viva wherever the fuck you from! I love you!
Don't leave me.
Oh!
Watch out!
No! I have a little bit! I have a little bit!
Don't let me die. Please, don't leave me like this.
Oh
Look at what you've done to us look at what you've done to us
Whoa
Stop me, man! I'm just watching!
Run for the hills!
Hold defense!
I just kind of missed.
No! Defend! Defi- Oh, he's above!
He has a- What the fuck?!
Leave her for hell!
What the f***?
Don't forget like any day this Friday, love for men's ed.
Run!
Run!
Oh, he went right...
I'm fat.
Do you support the Fimby Line?
I'm not a fan of Fimby Line.
I'm not a fan of Fimby Line.
Oh, my God.
Viva Brazil!
Brazil, Brazil, come on, come on.
Help!
Oh, my God!
Lord, we come to you today to say thanks.
I don't know how we made it out of that raid, good Lord.
But all things is possible.
Now me and Jack just want to listen,
you already showed us a lot of love tonight.
We just are asking for a little bit of extra help with peanut.
Me and Drac, my little Venezuelan pocket rocket of death
and shotguns and venitors and headshots,
We're not going to be enough as hackers, Lord, as demons anywhere from 15 to 27 year olds on Adderall
poked up out of their minds on G fuel and bullshit. Lord, we're going to need a little bit of extra help.
Have you hear us, Lord? We love you and all of chat said, amen. Amen. No, I'm in no in the chat.
Y'all that cannot believe we made it out of that raid, goodness gracious. Wow.
I'm in no, I'm in no. God is good. I don't know. I don't know. He wasn't even, he wasn't
even Brazilian. I think the words us yelling, leave a Brazil, put them in
somewhat of a trance. Couldn't think straight. Couldn't process what the fuck
what's going on we have 230 batteries we're going again again again again again
again. Come on. I'm fat.
I'm fat.
I've been given two times.
Last thing you would have five
gifts.
I'm over on the tube.
David, they were 1000 bitties.
God.
W. Thank you for the fiver.
You have my blessing.
Thank you.
God bless.
Who that thing over the five 15
months.
Mfam and JM thank you. Madden thank you for the $20 super chat. I think peanut gonna have to sell some of his nuts on the side
Officer Jim, you know the answer to that question. What's lucky dog? I
Don't know I don't know I just used to be great. It used to be great. No hatch key. God bless it. Help me
Lord. Oh goodness gracious. It's a terrible spawn. It's a, it's a fucking horrible spawn
for what we want.
Peanut's coming. You know how he rolls. Him and Cloak's the other saying, get on it this
time I won't be there. I'll be on a little later. Oh, sweet heavens! Oh, I already shot
them once. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I thought you were a mean guy. Apologies. I'll just
Pass on, on your right. Apologies, have a great day.
Mr. Hutch! What? No, there's no way if you have 3k space dollars, right? You guys are
bullshitting me. I'm getting on now! I'm coming.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, wait, what's over here?
He has 3,455 space dollars, oh no.
And I think I'm poor.
We might say another prayer.
I can't lie.
But he has 500 guns.
Okay, so he got a lot of equity.
We're gonna lock in tonight boys we have to we gotta lock in on the whole another level
You got that little bunny?
That's criminal.
Maybe, maybe tonight's the night we can get him to sell a couple Bobcats. What do y'all think?
I think there's a chance we can get him to come off of a couple of those Bobcats.
I'm not, I'm not saying like he has to sell a large portion.
I'm just, hear me out.
Stop freaking out.
Maybe we can get them to come off of three.
We'll start with three.
Three small, least favorite bobcats.
Least favorite.
The ones you didn't even care about.
I mean, those things net like 27,000 each cell.
five
is fifty bobcat see that's what I'm saying
you are the straightest here in Godspeed tonight
I'm gonna need it I'm gonna need it
I'm gonna need it.
May or may not have joined in. Hey, happy you were there with us. I'm happy you were...
Well...
We don't have a hatchkey. I just remembered you guys spamming that shit.
Wait, is this the same guy I spared earlier on in the raid?
It is. Oh, man.
Well, you can't jump in a lion's cage, Quass!
And expect to live!
That's like you ever seen when a lion takes a small baby gazelle
underneath its wing just for a short span?
It's already full? That's what that was.
and the little baby gazelle didn't fuck off that's the gazelle's fault not mine
no it was a different person oh okay no no I hear something
I hear something on the other side of the wall.
Like that spot.
That's my little safe spot.
That's my little safe pocket.
My little safe pocket.
Alright, not too shabby.
Not too shabby.
Oh man, alright.
Get ready for hell gentlemen.
Okay, so after the final, after an hour of grinding batteries, we officially have 267
batteries and 52 processors.
Mr. Hutt!
How the hell do you have?
Lock him in!
3k space dollars.
How is that you could be blind, deaf, and mute, and play in the game with your toes?
Walking around on your little nubs, and be able to make more than 3,000 space dollars?
How is that-
Hi!
Don't
Have those oh, yes, shit
my back and that's a snake now did it here, okay?
By the way for tonight, I'm making one million space dollars and let me tell you my method
It's not what you think it's not it's a it's a it's a complex
complex interconnection of multitudes of plans and stratagem that overall techniques the
tactical advantages of money making as well as economic standards.
Okay, you got my attention.
Good.
Kia is the plan.
We dominate.
But not the inventory management would be unlike any other day.
I will be selling no matter how stupid it is for me to do so.
I will be selling every item that is not falling
into one of three classes.
A, ears, B, bobcats of course, and C, torofoils.
Everything else goes for the wood chipper.
But I make a suggestion.
Go ahead, go ahead.
So we were talking over here.
Okay.
And I can can you be open minded?
Of course, of course, you got a lot of Bobcats.
Now, I'm not talking about the Bobcats that you love.
Watch your tongue, which?
Have you finished?
I'm not talking about let him proceed.
The Bobcats that you got names for Bobcats
such a paying Cloak Seas lingerie on.
I'm not talking about any of the ones that matter.
I'm talking about this stinky, ugly,
the green attachment, low durability.
I mean, those sell for about 20 to 25.
Hold your tongue demon.
All right.
You you you mere suggest I touch a single pop cat in such disordinary manner
To hell with you and to hell with your family that watch your family's right nice to hell with you demon
But it's family. I'm sure it's family fine
I'm sure I'm probably pretty fat. I don't see that kind of run me. Well, not of a run of the family
But I'm sure it's kind of a big it's in the gene. Well, they can't really fit in genes
But I'm sure it's kind of like a family tradition that's why what it is along with eating Big Macs every night and gorging this goal
It with chocolate no
Had to do a triple combo on you my apologies, but you like triple combos though. Don't you fat bitch?
I'll roll you down a hill and see how far you go cuz you can't stop yourself
Also a drag is behind an Arby's he said
What did you say?
Drax behind an Arby's?
Drax behind an Arby's.
What is that?
What is that?
Drax is behind.
He is stuck behind an Arby's right now if you want to go ahead and save him.
Oh, Mr. Drax, how are you on this fine day?
Hey.
I'm giving you the streamer rolls so you'll do it in the streamer waiting room whenever
you come in.
Okay, okay.
Perfect.
By the way, I wanted to let you know.
I
Wanted to let you know that I made a new video
That like goes that we know my dancing videos and it's the one where he goes
Here's my ex-girls number suck. That's the wrong number and then they go
Oh, and I just did that after I give you four. This is in a row. Oh
Another one
Oh, yeah.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
I'm excited.
Do I have you on my friends list, Mr. Rack?
You do.
OK, good, good.
Is your name in game?
Oh, yeah, there it is.
There you go.
OK, all right.
My god.
I don't know why, but your guy is just super ugly right now.
I don't know if my graphics are kind of not rendering
or if the stages aren't processed, but.
You called me handsome last time.
Your hair.
No, I said your hair was handsome.
I said your hair was handsome.
The rescue, I, I don't, I, I, you look like you saw bottle caps in some post-apocalyptic
world.
Um, it was a lot of little fallout actually.
I just watched the finale last night.
You guys watched the finale?
I haven't watched the finale yet.
No spoilers.
Okay, so what happens is everyone dies.
Okay.
All right.
Sweet.
I'm fat.
No, it was, it was okay.
It was pretty good.
It just sucks because we gotta wait like two years now for the next episode.
episode. I'll have to tell him. I have no idea. Between that's probably months.
He has a method. We about a year. They say about a year. Okay, well that's not too bad.
We broke the message last time and we have a figure out what the time was.
What's the demise?
What timer?
What timer?
The timer on the follow up website.
Remember everybody was like, oh, it's gonna be a follow up remake or it's gonna be a new
Vegas remake or something.
No idea.
I go outside sometimes.
I haven't seen that show.
Yeah, you should stop doing that.
The sun will kill you.
you enough I'll never know what the outside's like ever again good good I'm
here all the fucking time now are we ready to rock okay bring you out of
poverty apparently it was literally nothing oh that's good wait they work
with ESG with that cuz they're experts at that's kind of stuff timers for
absolutely nothing they are pretty good at that
I've been a joint Delta Force, man.
Delta Force has been fun.
Oh, I'm not giving Peanut any more Bobcats.
No more Bobcats for him.
He's obsessed with them.
I can't.
wanted to say thanks for the laughs bro. Yeah abuse my fish thank you for the
seven I appreciate you man thank you for being here bro.
One more time.
Are you ready boys? Ready as I can be. By the way Drake I don't know if you were
here when we when I I filled Hudson on my financial situation I have
three thousand space dollars so it is not the time for goofing around how are you so poor
yo trock thank you so much for the five games brother i appreciate you bro
compliments you are a dirty sneaky brother and none of us want to be around you because you are
dressed in rags and you smell like shit well i'm forced to be around you i'm caught in your orbit
you Bohemian.
I like that.
One of these bad boys.
I need to psych that's wrong number thing again.
Okay, I got to learn the pacing on those.
Oh, yep, yep, now let's ride.
Jack
Jack can you hear me
Listen, buddy
Tonight is the night where we got to lock in on a whole nother level like he's gonna run he's gonna die
Let him die. Okay. Okay. Let him fucking die where we just need to lock in together on my hip
Swing corners doing our thing and saving him as much as we can
But without losing everything. Okay. Okay. All right
I have also farmed 240 batteries
Yes
I
Do power onwards
One more time it's time to celebrate yo crash down says
maybe maybe maybe that might be a good song I think it's a great song crash
thank you so much for the sub over the tube and legit thing for the prime
peanut did you hear what the update that art did today wait they do something
Okay, so today
People on shared accounts if an account gets banned for cheating all the accounts on that shared account are also banned now
Yeah, hey that sounds like someone with above 40 IQ would have done day one
You think you think maybe maybe they were on Christmas break
Yeah, all three months of Christmas break Christmas break does make a goof a go pretty wacky. Amen
You can lose yourself. You're talking about in the in the Christmas spirit. Yep
You put this wall here
Does it like walls? Oh my god
the door I'm trying to go through well we got to go back out into one you
what no idea we knocked one over here towards the front oh he's dumb and poor
no way I inspected him with my dumb and poor scanner they the results are
The first one that we know
Shit
I'm here to meet one
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
Other one's behind this tower here. Oh, he's knocked. All right, I'll that
Might be a dual obvious the third one act we have duals
Not too sure. No, wait, there's two over yonder. Look at this
Hi
one more time it's time to celebrate careful another one to your right
peanut okay I think they're under they're under let's get them I'm gonna go
from inside I'm doing flaky on them coming over here
All right, I'm coming in the behind. I'm coming in the behind. Yeah, we're gonna have to go grab aggro here
One down on our side as well
I was dead
What's the word? What's the word? What's the word?
Is it the one?
No, I think it's only two.
You got that.
Did you not knock one?
Hey, I think we're in a duel, Bobby.
Yeah, yeah, I got one, hmm?
Did you get one?
That's three. Yeah, we got two over every...
Yeah, we got two.
Oh!
Which I don't know where that guy went, Jack.
I found him.
Oh, no, you found me!
Oh, no!
There he is!
I
Think you saw the other side of this wall out here
You seem hunch I would lose this guy
Where's the guy talking? So I just killed
You see all right, so you see him
Yeah, yeah that guy. Yes. Yes, but there's another one over here
We knocked this guy, but where's the where's your knock
Why not I lose my dog, okay? I got no idea what the fuck is going on all that
No, no, no, I just fightin clutches. Oh, okay
Don't I do me guys basically you don't want to go through this door over here. There's a wall on it
Have my eyes. All right. All right. No more walls. No more walls
three three three three three three he not likes to be free like a bird
I
What a boy.
Yo horse what's up baby?
Wife out of town no.
Peanut has a grasp on my life
and i don't like it
i need to get
but you can only go
all you have a lot of each of them everything right now
other than blue shield
which i'm grabbing
i got to fire burgers for the beach or later
You know, here, you gotta solve this up.
So what?
This...
This...
And then you can keep this.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god, behind us!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, ding, ding, ding!
Right, we're back!
Push, push, push!
Push along the way!
Dead!
Oh my god, it's my way!
Who the hell is this guy?
Who?
He got me, he got me!
One problem.
We'll come over the lines, man!
You know them casey.
Oh!
I'm dead. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I'm dead. I killed all yeah. All three dead.
Who's that? Who's there? Who is it?
saying. Yeah, I'm not gonna be cooler like that. You got the guy inside? You fold up?
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, right here. This guy's dumb and poor. This time I didn't even say stupid
Oh my
The code red code red stupid and poor stupid and poor
Is your the other body kind of locked in tonight chat I can't lie kind of locked in a little bit boys
Oh, oh, we've got a code dumb and poor here as well. I repeat dumb and poor
Let's go
You're quick who starts
Coming boys who start coming out of the woodworks like Nazi zombies. It's an infection need don't overpower you see a number
There's pharaohs in the Rattlers, level one.
Disgusting problem.
Disgusting.
I heard you hate poor people.
I saw a tweet on it.
There's about 3,000 of those tweets, Peanut, thanks to you.
You hate poor people?
No.
That's what I've heard!
That's what I've heard!
No, I do not hate poor people.
I was also never on Epstein Island, even though there's a lot of AI pictures, AI pictures
that have been posted.
AI.
Oh, yeah.
He was just there for the jet skiing, jet skiing and boat, a little bit of fishing, and come
on.
The jet skiing over there is pretty insane.
Yeah, it's a beautiful, beautiful ocean.
I
Was not there
Oh my god, I'm violating respect. Oh, I'm gonna kill this thing
Oh, well.
You got it, you got it.
Beautiful.
All right, give me one second here.
Beautiful.
Did you get the core?
I got one core.
It's all I need.
I need two more, but all I need from that.
We got you got you okay, okay
Survival of the finish
Survival of the fittest hot survival of the fittest. Oh my god
I'm pretty sure he shot the only guy who was friendly in this lobby. Yeah, I'm fairly certain that is an accurate statement
You got that jack you'll be fine. Oh, who's that guy?
I'll be immortal he has no effect on you
I love the whole breeze a jolly good fellow breeze a jolly good fellow.
three men are about to take turns on him! Woohoo! Alright.
hahahahahaha
bro
hahahahahah
oh, get food
hahahahahaha
you can't be goofing around at the extract
DRACK?
I thought I was inside
You just slowly got pushed and me nor peanut said a word about it.
I just thought you would turn around at some point.
I tried.
Well, down goes Drac.
Down goes Drac.
Good start.
Good start. He broke a cardinal rule. He stopped being locked in for a split second and that was his demise.
Well, I got that with 156,000. This is really good.
Okay.
Good start.
Good start.
You could start.
I'm now going to sell everything except for the total boys and the heroes.
And then he prefers to do it because I appreciate what he did for that thing.
Motherfucker, you took it.
I mean, if I had a leaper pulse unit, I would sell it.
Did you take a leaper pulse unit?
Be honest.
Me?
No.
What?
A leaper pulse unit that I used two of my grenades on so that I could finish this damn
expedition did you take it um yes ha ha
fuck you I need those two
Yeah, we're going light off. Is this okay?
I gotta preserve my eyeballs tonight.
I can't really sell my augments either. I kinda need those.
Or the blue shields.
This whole plan is kind of falling apart.
And the firebringers, we're gonna need that for the major.
She is.
We're gonna get about 106,000 speckledoos.
We're doing pretty good already.
Well, it just robbed me again.
I was kind of worried about that when I repaired my shield.
We have 61,000 speckled in.
Wait, wait, you got robbed again?
I don't know why that keeps happening.
I was kind of worried that it happened last time I repaired my blue shield, and this time
when I repaired my blue shield, it took $40,000.
I'm not sure why that keeps happening.
It's taxes.
You got to pay your taxes.
There's face taxes
I'm gonna take a similar serendipitous max goop potential
Right yonder as you guys you probably need to renegade
Wait do we bring one one renegade for and
That's it.
No bullets?
What do you...
Do you get any bullets? How many? For the Ritigate 4. Two, count them, two stacks of medium ammo.
That's it. And one Ritigate 4. That's it. Would an offspring suffice?
Yes, but it's diarrhea ass
garbage and you will die.
I like the osprey.
I'm using diarrhea ass garbage.
Well, okay, all righty then.
We will die that.
No, we're not going to die.
Sure, the Osprey suits one bullet
every three to five business
days and does absolutely no damage.
Okay, so whenever I impress you with this offspring gameplay, I want you to say hutch you've impressed me
You're good looking impressed me by standing stand up out of your chair
I fucking hate him happy day for the two months
Thanks. Thank you. Yo, Jude, I appreciate you, bro. They're gonna be drinking soon. Oh my gosh. Locked gate event. To the right, to the right. Wait, what are we, what are we here for? Are we killing people or we'll survive?
We have to override the protocol so we can uncover whatever it is that can't stand the light of day.
Here's the plan. Listen carefully. Blue Gate is the most devious, dangerous map with the most characters, correct?
Correct.
Okay, by coming to Lockgate, we have now deleted 50% of the possible places enemies could reside.
Doubling our group potential. Does that make sense?
Hmm. Okay, so all we have to do is kill 50 men on the surface take the group and
Replay
And there's no hatches either so mocking
Yeah, there's no hatches if there's also restricted extracts
We only have this extract and that extract no matter what
Guys, this is a holiday or something what's today people celebrate a holiday. I don't think so
a holiday
Right next to us right next to us right next to us right next to us I go I go I go
Be careful though, I didn't hear a shot this might be bait. I don't hear you. Yeah
Right down here.
Oh, he's making a decent drop.
Hit him again.
Knock him.
Hit that guy.
Hit him as well.
Hit one.
Dead.
Last one's right here.
No blitz.
No blitz.
No blitz.
No blitz.
Okay.
No.
Those guys.
That was nice.
Those guys might think we're a well-oiled machine.
We are.
That was impressive.
Exactly.
That Osprey, let me tell you, let me tell you,
I thought that thing was poo garbage
and you were just a fat slug.
You were doing pretty good out there.
What does... wait.
Brack, grab the wheelbarrow.
We're bringing Hutch with us on this ride.
He's earned it.
You know what's sad?
You know what's sad?
I was telling Chet this earlier.
I was talking to my dad on the phone.
Right?
Oh yeah.
And I was like hey dad.
Oh oh oh!
Oh triangle.
Incident!
Oh oh oh!
Oh this place.
Same thing happening to us.
Clean up.
This place is good buddy.
Broke up, broke up!
Right here, right behind us.
Oh Dingo!
I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. Oh, then why you're dead. Yep. You're God's
hands now. Well, okay. Uh hello darkness my old friend. I can't even tell what I'm shooting
out of his life that's that's a trash bag
and shot of that guy knocked him oh nice shot
in that guy you finish that man off quickly
close right or close left sorry at the circle of death do we have to go finish
that man off you focus on the character to our situation
That's a whole different team that what knocked us you know
That's your job
Most breaded for the hails. They're scared
We go through she's made off
Fire fighter.
Oh, did you step on one?
Over there.
There.
Look there.
Look there.
There.
Over there.
Pushing you careful
Somebody's close
You know right here
On the other side of the cylinder from you brother careful
I see my CV's on me.
I'm coming.
And once.
If you can push him behind that tractor, I can shoot him.
I'm gonna hit you on him.
One health. One health.
Little one health.
Nice job.
Stop!
I got you. I got you.
You're just going to take care of you.
Good work. Good work. Good work. Good work.
Yo, back up into the...
We had a team to the left for sure.
Oh, this guy had good move.
Holy shit.
Hey, the ducky!
Ha ha ha ha!
That's one thousand speckledoos right there off the top
Right in front of you peanut here
I'm towards you
Back one
Right him again
I missed all my time
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna eagle-eye view.
Ah, no!
Hey, that guy, not dead on the ice.
What's up, what's up, what's up?
How is that human not dead?
Down there.
LeBron James!
I kinda swore I was gonna get him.
We're gonna get
No, no, he couldn't
We are cooking what change in the last two and a half minutes the way we started doing really good
Right.
Something must have happened.
Right here.
Oh my gosh, Jesus.
An addition by subtraction type of scenario.
Um, is it on?
Oh, drag, of course, of course.
You can solve the mystery.
We miss you so much, Jack, we swear.
Oh, you won't allow me to play with you.
Oh my gosh, it's not the same without you.
I
I'll kill you!
I'll kill you!
He's going to die to the rocket tear.
Don't you worry, Mr. Hodge.
Pop-up isn't going to take good care of you.
Oh, Mr. Hodge.
Oh, my God.
is right there. Holy fuck it's dead. All right. Well, it was good. It was good. All right.
Oh, it's easier to stop. What? I'm sorry. I was just gonna get this. You were the
Yeah, I gotta get in the gas station
He's taking me from behind
No, I see him. I see him. Are they running right here? They're running away in fear. Be honest
They're they're running directly towards me right now. Oh
Don't say that hide this voice
I'll save you peanut don't worry. I got you
And
They're shooting another team up here. There's two teams. Okay
You make my you make my move
I'll be up there in a second rock and tears still somehow looking at me and wanting to divide me
I'm making my big move. Oh my gosh. I'm coming. I'm making my big play. I'm coming
I
See him. Oh my god, they're shooting me as we speak
Swamp you
I don't know do about this oh shit
nice buddy shoot me while I'm down and then begs for his life I've no yeah you
got an extra shield yeah I got one down yeah yeah yours too no no not so
Charges an actual shield. No, oh good. All right, watch my back. Don't let me get
Watch my back coming back. Okay on it
She's about present location. No, no, he didn't say he didn't say I was too quick
Okay, he knows everything. We got to ride him to the gas station!
Run!
There's no hooligans ever to throw at the hill.
I think I hit one and we got hooligans on our left.
Let's get you, gotcha, getcha.
Jesus Christ, it's a war zone out there.
Are you good? You're doing good?
You need to do a left turn flank, pass the church back over towards the village and then
directly in the rear.
Okay, okay.
You're really good at it.
You're touching by surprise.
And I wrote them.
All right, okay, okay.
All right.
I was about the window.
You got the window.
The trap, you keep being dead.
Okay, fine.
Got it, got it.
You're right there, right there.
Step on your left foot.
Don't forget it.
Stop on your left and don't forget it!
Oh no! Take him right in front of us!
Who the hell are these guys?
Let's kill him!
I have an angle in two seconds.
You think I'll- Woo!
Right in front of us, still running, still running.
There's Shillerted Birds.
328.
I see him.
Watch out!
These guys are dead!
Good work!
Come on.
My shield is breaking too.
Alright, replay this. We're not dead yet. We got a whole other squad up the hill.
You want some more? Give it to us!
Give it to us! Give it to us!
Give it to us! Give it to us!
You would work with Trudge.
Thank you.
I let out a good war cry.
Let him know I was serious.
I was trembling.
I'd push the box for a quake and...
Eh, better watch it.
Better watch it.
Geez, so I would mess with you.
No?
Hell no, you see?
You think they don't mess with us?
You guys are doing amazing.
I'm so proud of both of you.
Come, come, come, come.
Thank you, Jack.
Thank you.
Yep.
Yep.
Thank you. Yep. We're gonna have an indubious flank on these gentlemen that were shooting us
Indubitably I should buy me a green because he's quite explicit indeed
Yes from the numbers they check out
Right here you got a snap right you got that
Ride no, I don't have it. Oh, I'm poor. All right swing left. What part of three thousand space stars. Don't you get past him?
Are you gonna space he says is right there
I
See one
One once
Right in here
Okay, she got you
Come on James
You knocked that guy
One same spot before the right
I'll be inside
Oh my god
There's two I'm dead
Oh my goodness
I did not see that guy coming
He came out of the woodwork
I don't know, he swings. Who swings that? No way!
Let me say something, hey, uh, so...
I should have started with the T-Made.
That hurt a lot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I would have been really cool if we had won and survived.
Ouch.
Ouch.
I didn't even have the duck in my butt.
Damn it!
No!
I forgot to put it in there.
I was feeling myself.
I was confident that we were going to win.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, me too.
Me too.
Me too.
Me too.
Me too.
them on the flippity flop. Don't worry. Don't worry. Flop. That was for a beer. Warbub
raid. Now it is really time to get down to the nitty gritty. Now we'll have our
drag back as well. Yeah, exactly. And then we can throw them in front of the
enemy's gunfire again. Exactly. All right. I'm beating both of you
He is pretty good at that. I heard he's a master a master Bader
Master Bader
Yeah, I thought I killed him I literally shot him and I I I snapped you know, I thought the boy was gonna be
Opportunities oh no
Actually
more opportunities in our wheelhouse of opportunities.
We have not only Bird City,
but we also have the matriarch.
And let me tell you boys,
I've been stored up by your booties for about a week now.
And I'm ready for battle.
I'm down for whatever. Yeah, I'm 16 fire burgers. But if we just throw them on the
robot's pussy and they can explode. And then we get tons of money. Well, Clogsy said they
don't do much. Yeah, but Clokes he's a furry. True. That is very true. I'm down.
Bring the burgers. Let's do it. I'm down.
Well, hey, this will do. We'll bring all the fire burgers. And what do we do
with the fire burgers? Don't kill it. It's not gonna kill it. I'm bringing
a mind. Well, I have one more. I bring two months of two months. Okay, two
Okay, guys, 16 fire burgers and two deadlines that should that should be enough. I can buy one deadline make that three deadlines
Okay, okay, that'll work that'll work. I'm gonna bring a
I'm gonna bring a total four and a renegade. Can you buy the deadline?
I actually did forget
I actually did forget you're a dirty stinky pork. My fault. It's fucked up. I didn't I forgot
mistakes happen to everyone mistakes happen to everyone
Ever taken about me anybody don't check your gas stove when you go to bed tonight
All right, let's get in there boys. See
All right, we're not gonna bring that shoddy. We're gonna bring a little shittier one this one works
you have two deadlines in your stash?
No, no, no, no, bring it on.
I'm saving those for an emergency.
No, bring them peanut.
Bring them.
I'm bringing the 16 fire burgers.
What the hell are you bringing?
I'm bringing a deadline.
So you want the guy with 70,000 space dollars to bring 16 fire burgers and
the fire burgers and two deadlines.
Pardon my French, but you can suck me dry.
You've never seen any of those tick tocks.
That was not the intro.
That was it.
If you've never seen those tick tocks where it's like you're broke, you don't have any
money.
Well, I have the business tutorial for you.
Max out all your credit cards, go into crippling debt, file bankruptcy on your business and
I've never seen a video say
that ever. I've seen people
sell like $10,000 courses on how
to trade crypto or some stupid
shit. But other than that, I've
not seen that at all. You
haven't seen that guy. It's
like a younger guy. He has
like this diamond necklace on.
He's like, You see how I got
this house? You see how I got
this pool? You file up. You
make a business. You file
bankruptcy and it's free
money. You haven't seen that.
Is that real tag? Ask your
Chad. They've seen it. Somebody
your chat they've seen it somebody has to have seen that in your chat you actually match
down a credit card on a business account and then or close on the business and keep the
cash I mean it's it's fraud but yes it's real fraud yeah it's fraud but what if you do it
ten times in a row and then and then make it like talk about it but there's way look
Germany. Yeah. Or somewhere that doesn't extra died. Come on.
Like maybe that actually works. What's one of those hilarious
countries where the dollar is worth less than a piece of
toilet paper? Venezuela. What if you back down on 10
instances or closed them and then moved to Venezuela? I heard
as long as your name isn't Mordero, you're pretty safe from
I'm so in oh yeah I'm so yeah am I right boys we'll do it we'll do it set the time
I'm in the place and I'll be there.
I was gonna put an extended barrel on it, I forgot.
Damn it.
What's that?
You have some of the best movement slash players foreseen in the game.
I really don't know how you don't have more viewers.
Also your hilarious new might be.
flake brother I'm I'm as I'm good where I'm at bro but I appreciate you man I'm
more than thankful for what I what I do got man oh my god the shots yeah plenty
of love I need him back let me give him this many plenty of love already I
appreciate all everybody here man oh god this time I'm gonna try not to what
Always keep a close eye on her children.
What's going on?
Oh, I fell in thick, yeah.
You want to keep it, Lutch?
It's mighty, can I be out?
No, I can't keep that out from a poor, like, peanut.
OK, here we go.
All right, let's get somewhere nice and safe
and chill for a bit.
Oh yeah, chance asked me to tell the rest of my dad story.
Pina, you ready?
I know you don't have one, but I still like the drag.
Anyway, so my dad texted me and he's like,
hey, just wanted to, oh no,
I was talking to him on the phone, sorry.
And he was like, hey, I love watching you
in that little, like what is it, a walnut?
And I said, yeah, that's exactly what he is.
He goes, I think it's so funny when he calls you fat.
And I didn't know what to say in that moment.
Is that what people think when they watch us?
He's like, I'm not investing in a treadmill.
I just bought a gym membership.
Dad, I'm drinking hamboots of juice.
Dad, I think about cooking instead of eating out more often.
I could take a full run out the top of my head.
Yeah, he said that about Florida.
Good. Good.
Your dad's a cool guy. I like that man.
man do you guys want to wait in here before we go over there and ultimately die
uh yeah I would like to prolong the dying as much as we can
yeah you gotta get up here peanut
Oh, good thing you're good to get
Here we go now they'll see you there. Oh my god
God is that I'm gonna put a good night's grenade
You're not a mistake
You were the first one to go to heat up down.
See you did.
Another team here.
Come down, come down, come down, come down.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
I'm coming straight down.
We got to hold down here boys.
Do you have any, do you have any jolts?
Uh, no, have a mine, a big mine.
I see their shadows are here, they're here.
Yeah, try to fight down here.
There's only in the three canisters.
I'm walling off our flank.
Okay, he peeks at, I, I...
I see a shadow, I see a shadow.
He's telling us to come.
No, we come.
I don't want, not yet.
He don't come.
Do not come.
I'm gonna come!
No!
I'm coming oh shit that looks way cooler in my head
Thank you
Oh my god, it's in it, it's in it, it's in it!
It's in it, it's in it!
Oh my god, fuck it, you're not pretty.
Oh, fuck it, you're not pretty.
hold on guys, hold on guys, yep
our boys is gonna be here for a while
yep
stay focused
big fight outside as well
big fight outside
oh my god
oh no
no no no no no no no what the hell I gotta go bug
I want you to touch the wall!
Die, you son of a bitch!
I will join your region and make the future a country with a philosophy of self-pity!
Oh, he does.
He does!
Oh, he has the powers!
Tonight, we die in hell!
Shut up!
Let's go, Jimmy!
Let's go!
We're no winners!
Whee!
Thank you, boys!
Good work out there, fellas!
Hey, hey, boys.
Thank you, my brother.
Fuck yourself, guy!
Hello, bro.
I love you.
Hey, Jess.
You seen the such?
work
i hate them
gop gop gop gop gop
they were being proud to lift a full more top at the top of that mountain boys
Oh
I got you back
He's going crazy human
I know he has played a different game than the rest of us, bro.
Oh, he got a tempest.
Oh, they shot their poiches.
I see we get him!
SHUT!
SHOW NO BIRTHY PUNCH!
Uh, ping doesn't matter when you're getting sandwiched by squads with trigger grenades.
What the fuck are you talking about?
A new thing that the cybers have been doing is they kill like me and whoever we're playing
with and they'll leave peanut up so that their peanuts friends now their peanuts
teammates now
new tech new tech
how'd he get through the barrier the barrier is bugged right now you don't
I don't get any audio, we should have, I need to retrain Joltz as well.
Peanut, you have seven thousand space dollars home, I think it's time to make your leave.
Good thinking, good thinking.
That's why they pay you the big bucks.
If you don't add a purple mine online.
Wait, oh, you had a purple mine on you butt?
Yeah, they didn't loot any of those guys down here, and they're gooped.
You got your job on the money?
You needed goop.
You needed goop.
I think, are you sure they didn't looted one except we got a looted?
That was me.
Oh yeah, here we go.
This was a looted.
Oh, there it is.
Nice.
All right, time to leave.
All right, boys.
What did you look them all?
No, this one was the only one that wasn't looted.
Everybody else was but a looted.
All right, time to leave.
All right, boys!
What did you put them all?
No, this one was the only one that wasn't looted.
Everybody else was but a looted.
Somebody was to ticker me all these guys' docks.
Mm-hmm.
These guys weren't even when I came down here.
This guy on the corner, this is my money.
This is who I came in with. He was the only one that wasn't looted.
Mm-hmm.
All right, boys, let's leave!
All right boys, let's leave!
You see how I played that, Mr. Hutch?
Because when they figure out I've got 256,000 space cars I need.
Get out of there!
Let's leave!
Oh my god, there's more people.
You see them on that rock northeast, top right of it.
right of it. You just do something. Yeah, you just saw him.
Thank you. Oh my God.
Hit that button, bro. Let your
Brazilians work.
I've got the Brazilians on the case.
Oh, shit.
Nice!
Holy shit!
I'm this guy!
Did you see that?
What are you doing tonight?
I'm cooking that's what I'm doing!
You see another one safe spot?
Aye!
Go!
Okay, I'll shoot this guy.
What the hell?
There's the peanut, what do you know?
There's no way you leave them, bro.
No way you leave them.
I'm gonna leave them.
No way!
Oh my god!
Hey, gentlemen, hey, gentlemen, hey, gentlemen, hey!
God, do Sammy ball!
Well, that's one way to get out of there and he needed that he needs those runs right
there.
I've got that easy.
I've seen Brazilians get out of much stickier situations.
You guys I ain't got a batina for which is
Which is a great weapon for killing the mage art
Anvil but it's you
It's like the anvil, but it's you got this faster
Then the anvil you okay?
Sometimes when he thinks you are better you can physically hear it
just making sure he starts to get a little constipated okay and he starts to stutter
he starts to ease it out like a good fart how much you call your dad up and have a conversation
about how fat you are again i'll just call your dad up okay okay
have you shown my goose
actually you know I can't even say anything my mom does not hold back on
that was she comes to town like 176 months and she'll go you've got fat
the first time you watch this video, I should have last time he said I got skinnier, FYI
he said I got skinnier, nice, all the burgies, and the burgers, I can't put them down, I'm
gonna feed the batita for it and then we're gonna take the maichan, okay, all right, taking
the shot going off. He makes, he's trying to make us believe he lost weight when all
he eats is Big Macs. I know. Ridley singing for the gifted over on the tube, man. I don't
know what to bring. More deadlines, I guess. We have a Renegade, I guess, I don't like
using renegades i think it's the only choice we have
i do not want to lose a shot then to try to kill the major
try to kill the major
book that
did you do i want to use this shit
i hate this gun voice i hate it
wait you know you there
no course what's up
I have a question.
I didn't ask you.
Do you think you're going to get banned on pledge if you're here for the round?
So I got through four.
Actually, I think you might be good.
That was delicious.
That was delicious.
Are we drinking?
Should I go get a beer?
It's Wednesday.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I'm going to get one.
Be right back.
Yes.
We're drinking.
Can you believe this guy?
Jack, did you hear this?
The nerve.
The nerve.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
I feel offended.
It's like asking his church on Sunday.
Is Hodge getting a dialysis appointment on Thursday?
Yes, yes, yes!
His body is failing from all the shit
he guzzles down his throat!
He says he's petite.
Well, he's lying.
Yeah, I, oh god.
I'm fat.
For the whiskey when you call Pina Pizca.
White rhino.
Hahaha.
Oh, it's you there!
I'm just going to sit down.
What?
What?
No, I said I like I'll sit down.
Hey, you know, you make a noise when you sit down.
I just spit out my water.
I was thinking about it when I was playing.
Drink my beer and peace, you fucking cocksuckers.
Can I?
Absolutely.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Cheers yourself.
Black.
Cheers.
Cheers boys.
Cheers.
absolutely divine absolutely divine my liver may fail at thirty seven but
tonight on January 4th 2026 I'm gonna have a good time I'm gonna have a good
time drinking with the boys
right boys. Hey man. Hey man.
February 4th, whatever the fuck.
We don't know time here. We don't know time.
All the days just bleed together.
Yeah. All right. Well, I've got a Virginia.
So we actually have a really good chance of taking the major.
I can be locked in.
Yo, Kai. Thank you.
I'm going to use a random server and then I'm going to be
Okay, okay, I'm bringing another one. I got one as well
They go it's that's that's how we did like that. Okay, three
We and then I got 15 fire burriers. Oh, I'm in the Bettina. So we should be good
Should be I could bring three wolf packs. Let me bring three wolf packs. Mm-hmm. I see I see
for the rocket here
Let's just I'm a gaseous tonight. I'm sorry
I'm sorry. It's okay. Thank you. Thank you for your patronage. Sure. Yeah. I was thinking
maybe like maybe one of you kind folks that have you know like space dollar investments
and diversified space dollar portfolios and 401ks in space could maybe bring me like four
stacks of heavy ammo maybe pretend maybe or no.
How much one you got?
You have reached the voicemail box up.
Houch a map.
Please.
Beep a voicemail after the beep.
I got it.
I got it.
It's full.
It's like Hodge at any point.
Motherfucker.
I got it.
I got it.
You got it.
Okay.
Thank you sir.
Thank you sir.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
I'm poor.
You got to teach me another new song tonight?
I will.
What song though?
That's the question.
What song tonight?
Let's start browsing.
We could do...
Oh yeah, that's a good one.
Now this has two, this has two, two slow of a buildup.
You think this is it?
I think that I think that's it. I think that's it. I think that's it
I think that's uh, yeah, there's no way I'm watching till 2am tonight, no way
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, what was that?
We're gonna go up here.
This is where we will buy our time.
Okay.
Oh, we're the first to be, we might have to hold up for a switch battle.
That's what I'm saying, we'll go to the top of, uh...
We're gonna kill each other.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Let them fight to the death while we sit cozy in a house somewhere.
To the top of the tower.
Oh, Chad, you ever fought in that elevator that many people?
Yeah, all the fucking time, usually.
Usually the elevators fight and fight for their life and hunts us in it.
All right
That was quick
Oh, we found Rod now!
Oh, we found Rod now!
We said, oh, oh, wow!
Good thing, though.
Look, Lucy!
Oh yeah, they're all fighting down there I hit absolutely nothing yeah, same
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
the
holy shit
it's a party
we should wait if we want to actually make a match
i got him
i should let him stop
fuck
kill him any way to get all the
I hit two of them nice
Good dirge elation I only took me 48 shots
Why don't you have your osprey like you were saying the other time when you wouldn't buy lost on the map and you were there with
you're not ugly or well at
least you're not stoop or
least I have arms and legs.
Oh, okay.
All right, buddy.
That's great.
You have honestly you you've
crossed a line.
You will not return from you.
You've you've just created not
only the team but our friendship
and what I what I trust in you
to to to to to respect about
me and my boundaries.
You're not crossing any lines because you can't move.
Alright, kid boss. Alright, kid boss.
Alright boss, sorry boss, I didn't mean to disappoint you boss.
Try to think time out.
I don't feel bad. You've been hitting me with fat jokes like they're going out of style tonight.
What's going on, Val?
Fuck you.
Alright.
Looks like you're closing out on style. I mean tell me you have to buy a new one to keep getting fatter.
I say honestly, I think we have a pretty good chance on this one. I think we have a pretty good chance on this one
I think so too. I
Think with the patina because I'm taking the patina to the exact guy. I have a question. There's the patina do
The same damage per shot as the as the anvil or no
No, what is it is it like like what's the percent last is it like 40% less
I should know no idea pretty good at this game. You know, no, I don't use that
track uses the Vinny and sometimes to the renegade and that is it
I'm getting about
That's fine. I mean, if it's fully automatic, it used to do quite a bit.
It'll do its job.
Yeah, it'll put in a hard day's work. Like us streamers.
Like us streamers.
Like us streamers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got streamers digging holes streamers
What's really hard is sitting at your desk
Playing video games. Oh, yeah for an extended period of time. I'm always here in wine and I'm always here
Oh, Mike. I had a 12 hour shift today. I thought I was shift. I had to restart the the Costco
Barricades when they put all the water
Try playing arc Raiders for 12 hours, pal.
He's Louise.
Sometimes people don't understand the trials and tribulations.
Actually, not even joking, last week, I think it was like Wednesday,
I actually ran out of water mid-stream.
Not because it's a mid-stream, I had to get up.
No, seriously, don't do it.
I had to get in my fridge, because I dispense from the fridge,
it's in the kitchen.
That's 30, 40 feet away.
We're talking 30, 40 feet there.
Getting the water which I have to stand there no joke probably 30 to 40 seconds then 30 to 40 feet back
And then sit down against people do not understand
Sometimes it's almost as if you don't recognize that streaming is the hardest time in the world. They don't understand
They don't understand
We're not even talking about how mentally draining it is to sit here and to play video games and talk to people
I mean sometimes you have to be friends with a fat guy and I mean
Well, I'm talking about like the Tarzan Tribulation does steamers go through. Yeah, and then that's sad
And then people call me the n-word whatever you kill them. It's oh
Yes, I go
What I say in my mind
Because I because I'm severely disgruntled with what's happening in that situation I go ah
In my mind
Oh
They're under right here. Oh, God, yeah, yeah, correct one correct you actually
Oh, drop drop drop drop drop drop
Touch me touch me
What do you mean above us isn't that the sky? No, no, there's like a little railing above
It's somehow zip-lined and we never heard them
Peanut
We're these hooligans that better make in a rocket where we just were
oh my god there we said they were gonna be here oh I got left hand bug
Oh, indubitable.
Fuck you.
What?
Oh, shit.
That's not.
Jeez.
My.
So they are multiple wars.
I think so.
Wait, is that the team that we needed?
Nope.
I
Missed I'm high behind the reception desk we walked like it'll blast up okay
I'm watching the other entrance
behind behind the hood, stay inside!
one one one one one one
I
Was baiting I was baiting got one
Good word!
Yeah, right on, right on, right on, right on!
Inside, inside, on you.
Yeah.
Collect.
Wee!
You guys fight!
Right outside.
One down, one down.
What do you like about it?
Nice.
Stop him!
I think that was the same team that took us up top.
That was one team the whole time.
I think so.
I think these guys are just, uh, I don't know.
Those guys are agile.
Very.
They are nimble.
They were, they were skipping it up and all over Timbuktu.
I couldn't keep talking out of them
Oh
Well, okay, good work team all right 16 minutes boys. I think it's time
You just want to stop off or something I did
Okay, got you got you I concur. I concur. It's time to take the main shark
Get our cash and then schedule agreed
I love the snapbook.
The new you were there, I mean guys, of course they do.
We got a lot of excellent, very aware gamers and these raids.
We've taken it from the Circle Hoosie-Doozie or the Hoosie-Yonder over there.
To be honest, I don't think we've ever taken it from the Circle Hoosie-Doozie and we've been successful.
Aveline?
I've almost done it.
Well, almost.
All those...
I think it's from here, no?
Only counts.
I was at the circuit one time and it got stuck and I could just shoot it like a thousand times.
And has it gotten stuck since then?
I've never tried it since then.
that yes yes yes you have as I have they know it's gonna be a little bit
weird it's flesh inside
we're coming back to get a hunter coming at the same time
oh my god
oh my god
where's the enemy?
she's in fire
thing you think. Wait, you have one too? Oh, I got one. I got one. I do too. Okay, hold
on. This is not going to be Tina. Yeah. Well, let me see what this guy has. Wolfpack of
Bettina. They call that extra right next to me, by the way. This guy's got this guy's
eight stacks of energy ammo with an equalizer with 70 out of 100. I also have an equalizer.
I could. I could. You could you could take this. I'm gonna use my Bettina. Okay. And
There's more energy in there on this guy.
Excuse me, excuse me, sorry.
Oh, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
What level is that, but you can't have it?
Two, two, two. It's in the body.
What do you think, sir?
The body up here, the body down there.
The body up, the body up.
What's your, what was that?
On the, on the cowl.
Gotcha, that's okay.
Good thing, huh?
Oh, 13 minutes. We got to start.
I concur. You guys knock off the Hoosie-Doozie with the equalizer,
and then I'll blast the post-it with the deed up.
All right.
Hey, by the way, I just got two more fires.
Is this a battle?
Coming, Hudson.
You've got a private hunt!
You've got a private!
Both sides are off both sides are off
You can't stop them here! They can't even pay them!
Come on, oh, come now.
Oh, don't mind me, baby.
my my shit's about to break tracks you're gonna have to do this by yourself
you won't mind you won't mind
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
Yeah, you're good.
Ah!
How's the war treat you?
It's not good. Not good. How's it going out there?
Oh, it's pretty good. It's pretty good.
I've got a couple of fire burgers in there.
Yeah, we got this buddy.
I'm gonna do one more lap. I'm gonna do one more lap, but I'm...
BUSH BANG!
Inserting burger and pussy now!
Anesth-
I don't know.
Don't touch it.
Oh.
I could go put a mine on it.
What?
I'm going to fire for the next day!
One more!
Oh my god, it's in me.
I'm not feeling my best.
I'm feeling it under the weather.
Oh, oh, I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
I
You see the turn this way that I could do another fire burger
I'm gonna go put a mind on her
I'm waiting for you guys. I'm waiting for you guys. Yeah, I'm chilling until you guys get to me. Oh
My god, I'm getting shot by another team. You gotta be actually
They are thirsty me from this place right here. Oh my
No way that just happened
I'm looking for more shield charges. I have zero
Yeah, I'm just looking for shield charges to come and help you drag. I'm coming
They're in the shot you come on this one
Well, they tell you what I think we saw pretty good
I'm going to you know with that thing the agro. Okay on these poles. Yep. I remember I have left hand but so
They're in here peanut. Yeah
You know they're in there
I don't want to escape, I don't want to give them what for, show them who the boss is.
We need some better off alone, off to this way, that's what you didn't need, Hutch.
Yeah it is.
Little people might hopefully
They're gonna be here
Ain't getting out of this raid I'm bugging out, but where'd you die up you know, yes yourself
I die on that mountain between the mountain and the shack
Like the barren lands to your left left again left again left again right there
Right
Right
That would be laugh. I thought I heard something wait wait wait. Oh, I'm in the ground. Wait. I'm right there
If you're there, I'll see buddy. That's him
Whoa
We're so close we're so close
It came from nowhere
You want your fire burgers back I would love my fire burgers back
she's mad at me she's mad at me she's mad at me she's mad at me she's mad at
you I don't know I don't know I don't know I was pulling you and then and then
it happened there I need you to take it six fire barriers yeah make sure you get
my fire brook if you can use it for another big guy okay you think you're
I
Yeah
We all let this the agro first
Alright, let's grab em.
Alright, we're going.
Wait, where am I going?
I'm going to get a gun.
Alright, let's grab em.
Alright, let's grab em.
Alright, we're going.
I'm not going
Ah, that's a scam
You gotta be fucking kidding me
YOLO
I
Shot her
Where's the firebreakers?
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming
My goodness
Oh, don't tell me you're on me, Mr. Krabs, please.
Rudd drag?
Yes, yes.
I'm good.
I'm going to the hatch.
I love this festival.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh
My
I think I died I think I died
You got this we believe in you open open open
No! No! No, please no! Please!
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God!
Oh, my God!
Why are you saying clothes?
I've been like, closing on the expectant,
get out of there.
Soldier.
That's what I mean by that.
Oh, my God.
Thank God you're safe.
That was a close one.
Ah.
Well, he'll let that mate shark off with a little warning this time.
I think it's doable.
Yeah, I think it is doable.
We just can't have three grown men stroking their dicks with bottles of lotion in a shack
40 meters to the west.
That, I think, was the crux of our plan.
They didn't even want to loot, they just thirsted you and left.
Yep. Yep.
Yep. And I got called bad. You know that many times after I died, I was muted.
Guys, anyone would be bad if every person they play against can see their screen!
It kinda works that way!
Oh
No, you are see no reply just three organic guys waiting 22 minutes into the rain just to kill me in Thursday
And then leave without looting because that's how it works a little organic gameplay little organic gameplay
You'll like to see it. I always wait 22 minutes in the rain to kill one guy thirsty for that
Lee that's what I like to it's actually top five of my buckles actually
I don't go into a raid without first considering that plan that plan a anything we do else if we do something else plan B
DC D&E. You come up with shots.
I completely concur.
I completely concur.
Exactly, exactly.
We're not even there to kill the main track.
We are there just to look at a wall until one individual goes down and we don't want
the loot.
We just want him to want to put his fist through his monitor till completion.
That's what we want.
Now, one moment, I'm going to look to my left and look at a chat by a guy whose parents
are cousins saying add a delay to the stream.
Hold on.
Yeah, there it is. All right. There it is.
But the whole parents cousin thing, you know, there's some not me.
Some people, well, wait, hold on.
Well, we know your parents and cousins, but we're here for you and we're your friend.
We know you cook by eating a lot of burgers and putting a lot of cholesterol
in your veins, but I want you to know you don't have to do that.
Me and Dracke, your friend. Oh, please.
The social. I'm your friend.
people that you know, people that happen to be here with you at the same time you want.
You walk through passing next to in a McDonald's. I get it.
That's the connection we have. It's a special one, we share. It's a special one. Now, take off
your pants. I'm touching that wiener. Okay. Good. All right. I'm bringing back in your
rotina. Grab the camcorder. I can hear you over there walking down the action. Yep. I'm in the chair.
it. Okay, good, good. Is it
in the corner? Mm hmm. I
well placed in the corner.
Well placed. He is not due to
this. He is. Is that still a
choice or are we back to
killing? It is still a choice
on space aboard. Oh, actually,
You're making two words and do the towel. That's what it is. All right. Now we're going to do the towel position on spaceport. You would love.
Perfect. Lay it on me. All right. So I'm going to bring in your patina. I'm going to bring in the golden equalizer and we're going to take this bitch. We will go into the tunnels.
You're gonna take this bitch.
We will go into the tunnels, encompass our-
I'm gonna do that!
And we will take this bitch down.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
You again.
By the way, I lied to you.
It wasn't in dubital.
It's in dubalicy.
Oh, dubalicy.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What's with something else?
I just don't want you saying the wrong word,
making you look like a fool or something.
Thank you.
No problem, no problem.
Jack, you wanna bring a MMO again?
Actually, I can bring him 56 bullets.
56 bullets?
So maybe bring him another 100.
Ha ha ha.
Times five, let's do 400 bullets.
You know, do 400.
So you bring 56 track, you bring 344.
Oh, what? I'm sorry, I just got about three.
A T break!
Make that snappy, Drac.
Wait, what else?
Snappy on the double.
Bullets of what?
Heavy.
Heavy ammo.
Heavy?
All right.
You're not really friends until you make the other ones go
in debt for your struggles.
Yeah.
I am down 200k.
Yeah, well that thing we did at the camp on July 7th, 2020, 24 that we don't talk about.
May I say your piece was looking exquisite that night.
Let go when I had Cyclops.
By the gods, by the gods.
I felt like I should pull up the flute, make the snake dance.
I felt like I was on a, in the new movie of Dune.
I
You don't know that what the giant worm. Oh, yeah. Oh, God, God, God, Joe
We what was the secondary gonna get up again? I forgot you guys being a senior gonna do it. I just had your container
Renva. I'll just use that. I
Think the key word of tonight is not over investing the whole two gun thing doesn't work very good for us goopas
I have got to get it out the butt and when he's in his body, he's got to stick to one guy.
Agreed.
I got it.
I got it.
We'll be good.
We'll be good.
I don't know what you're doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here and see what
happens.
I'm just going to get out of here and see what happens.
I'm just going to get out of here and see what happens.
Such a good song.
So is Hutch still hateful of disabled people?
I don't even know that if that's how you say that sentence, so fuck you.
Fuck you, buddy.
Please watch latest video.
Boop boop boop.
Boop boop boop.
Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop.
Bye!
Ya wawwawwawwawwawwawwawwaww.
Come back, come back, come back.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
Thank you, boys.
Oh, the fire burgers.
Mm-hmm.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
I got you.
Yeah, RIP of Ichi, bro.
bro the goat
That's you raid that's a net negative try. Yeah, why don't you why don't you like Delta?
I don't know why people hate Delta so much. Oh, great. Let's just hang around
Delta it honestly and I'm not even like sponsored right now, so I don't have to say this
Oh, it's not a bad game. I don't really really enjoying it. What are we doing?
Just the first opening you see is going to lead away.
Listen, we have an agreement here.
It's called the pineapple.
Now, this pineapple is something where I say, hey, pineapple.
And Jack kind of knows it's shit.
This is not a pineapple.
I actually think the game is pretty cool.
I don't think it's that bad.
Yeah, if you ever, if we're ever doing a sponsor
and I look at chat and I go, yeah, guys, pineapple,
love pineapple just know I'm saying that it's shit I like the fighting in it the
fighting again I truly believe it feels like OG Tarkov my also think it's very
punishing which is why a lot of people don't like it like when even in the best
year like you're getting one tap you're just like
I've never played that game you ever played runescape mm-hmm. I was never a runescape
guy either you could be me deep in Iraq and bombs going off all around you hit the tree
it all just drifts away like water going back out the sea on a beach.
Wow, maybe that's what I needed you.
I'm not going to let you go.
I shouldn't have played Moon State.
Exactly this.
You can't even cause for your parents' divorce.
The house is being foreclosed on.
You just lost your job.
It doesn't matter.
You're chopping the tree in number 72 woodcutting.
It's Thursday afternoon and things are great.
I like that.
It sounds peaceful.
and then you decide to gamble everything that you have on a whisk that you could
beat him in a 1v1 you lose you lose everything you go in debt take out
another loan the banks are calling multiple people arguing with you on
discord but you blocked them you act like they don't exist anymore so you go
back to hitting that tree then you have 10 12 15 20 people all surrounding you
Wanting to be over and show you the tree because you've scammed them out of hundreds of dollars with a broom scape items
You know, it'll matter to you because you're happy hitting that tree
Yeah, you see the couple big pictures to your dad asking the rated ten out of ten when he only gives you a seven
Amen
That's a good rise.
Back to hitting that tree.
Back to hitting that tree.
It makes the tree in your mind.
You have to join me in this place.
Close your eyes here.
Join me in this place.
Just five seconds.
Tom, you just got your rune axe from the Grand Exchange.
Well, that I will agree with this and I said I told them that they need a better experience
for sello's and new age and new the dead podcast.
now for some reason the entire map is quiet but God bless we shoot one fucking
route at this matriarch the hordes of Mordor will be knocking at our doors
have I am certain I am certain of it
demons will fall from the sky places you didn't even know existed they'll be
climbing out of the ground they'll be flying out of the sky yes there would be
a hundred of them once you defeat the first hundred there's a hundred more
like fighting the ventilators in the great war of arc very similar experience
right damn right there that's what it's like
and we'll do it again we'll do it again
I see it is a little quiet it's very quiet that's not good that's not good that
that means all of them are sitting there,
dry humping their shit in the corner in the warehouse.
Yo, mine, think of it as 27 forever,
think of it as two months,
and Diesel, think of it as two months.
But yeah, Duos is rough,
so those are also very rough.
There's a reason I only ever do trios.
Negative, Ghost Rider.
Okay, I have two.
Would you like one?
No, you should throw both at one thing.
You're not going to Epstein's Island
if you were promised Bobcats.
Oh great question question good question good question good question
What's the answer?
Let's see how you answer this one.
How many? Are we talking level fours?
Oh okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
But that was not a euphemism that was not a euphemism
That was not a euphemism, that was not a euphemism
I don't even know if that worked
I was just saying that was the best, that was not a euphemism
Oh yeah that's what we get in that question
Exactly.
No.
Question over!
I just want to make it clear though that that was not a euphemism.
I was just asking if they were the best bomb cats.
FYI.
Here's my strap.
The second we start hitting this, it's going to spawn Bastions, Bomb of Deers, Leapers.
Voice, we have to kill the fucking leaper.
If we don't, we're all dead.
There's nothing to be surprised at really kids, yeah?
That is well.
But let's make a truce here.
here. Go ahead and take your, take your axes out. Okay. When the, when this bitch dies,
there's going to be hundreds. It's not thousands of people all going for the loot. If we all
try and loot, because we're terrified of a certain someone, Jack, I'm not pointing anything
here, sir. A certain someone that is going to take all the cores. Now, peanut, I would
love to be able, I don't know who that is. We got to find out who that guy is and stop
Now peanut you we're gonna you're gonna loot the whole the entire major
But we need to be able to trust you that we're gonna get an equal
proportion of profits from this
You swear all for one and one for all
Let's beat each other so we know we're telling the truth
Okay
Okay, we have a blood pack. I
Like during the blood pack. Oh, okay, then that means he's already he's already he's already agreed. All right, wonderful
Okay, we start in this bitch
Are you sure right now? Okay? Okay? We maybe maybe a little bit longer. I think 17
How many deadlines do we have I got zero
All right, you have to I got one so we need we can't waste the deadline on opening it up
I'll have to snap hook up there and open it with the equalizer
I can turn that'll do that'll go really fast. So I think it's only like one clap. Okay
We could do you listen all okay
I'll start popping open the sides of the Robusi and going fire burgers in it while you go to the top
Pop, pop open its cap, no cap jit that ass, and then drag while standing there being sexy
while we do all of that, then snap hooks to the top and explodes in its pussy.
Now question, while you're throwing fire burgers at, wouldn't that burn me alive?
No, because I'm throwing it on the sides of it, not the top of it.
Okay, and you're not gonna throw it on the top just to fucking kill me?
Oh, no, okay, and I'm willing to roll those dice.
Let's ride.
Okay, let me start it off.
Well, we wait till 17.
Never mind.
Come on back in the water.
I'm gonna I'm gonna come to you call me the Venezuelan pocket rocket earlier
Or my boy. Okay, you're welcome. The Venezuelan pocket rocket
It's always ready. He's always ready. You never had a you never had a or those things called those little dirt bikes back in the day
You know tracks for foot. You're from where you're from Venezuela. Aren't you drag? Yeah, we don't have bikes
We had bottle caps and grooms.
Are you in America now?
Yeah, I've been here for a while.
We just got one more of your guys over here too.
Maybe you guys can be friends with them.
No, you can keep them.
No, yeah, you got that.
He's all yours.
We just got them over here.
No, that's all you.
You can keep them.
There's a jump park down the road for me.
It's like a place filled with trampolines and stuff.
Maybe a little bonded time or no.
No, no.
You can keep them.
I don't like that guy.
OK, OK.
All right, he's going to be highly disappointed.
No, he's very bored lately for sure.
No, yes.
Yeah, welcome.
His life was quite, I would assume, lavish up until a week ago or something.
Yep.
Two weeks ago.
Man.
All right.
Almost 70 minutes.
All right, I'm going to go open this bitch up.
I got to lure it over here.
I'm luring it over here so I can open up. It's a seat
That's all you do it. I have to get on top so I can open it up to the deadline
Three weeks or 17 it's a team. We don't have to start it. I just want to get this part done
Okay, okay, God. God. This is the hardest
I
I keep the wall back.
I think we just killed it.
Hey, stop!
There's this guy there!
Take your gun!
Wait, I'm behind!
Yeah, play it!
Oh, please!
He's behind!
He's behind!
He's behind!
Get on!
Yes!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Can I go in?
Right here, right here, right here!
I think he's resting.
I'm right here!
Show him first, second, boys, smoke phase.
Stay back! Stay back!
Really see him! They're fucking mad!
I'm moving to your left, I'm moving to your left. I can't see right.
I see nothing, I see nothing. I'm turning on the hacks.
He's there, he's there, he's there.
It's pinching, it's pinching.
Oh my god, what a hand, don't fucking wait.
Come on, come on.
No!
Push this! Push this!
Hit me!
One dead!
All dead!
Kill before they get to the hatch!
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
How'd you do that?
Let's get out of here!
Thank you, peanut. Thank you, peanut.
Bluequake, we did.
Yep.
Listen, loot.
can't believe that I did not see that coming you just needed some encouragement
you know and that sadly was me shooting the fucking matriarch
yeah I'm already good all right you might want to grab these walls track yep
with those you guys most yeah I don't know where they came from they have to
have dropped here but I don't know how they got no no they hit they hit my
minds so they just walk by the wall I mean I wait 19 minutes in a dark
corridor to wait for the second and team aggro's major to push perfectly on
their flank all the time what the hell is going on what is happening we wait
there for 12 minutes of absolute silence and bliss as if there was a
diplomatic peace amongst the world and as soon as we shoot at the main
Chuck the first bullet six big girthy product made fuck our ass
Balanced as all things should be
Well, you know what they say doesn't work once do it again
By the way, you said Nick Merck's was asleep or something. He's here my child. What's he saying?
He said are you ever live to which I responded? Are you ever over four foot six all right response?
Little guy I don't mean to be the bearer of bad news
You're four foot four I've seen the pictures
What you up as bitch I've seen the pictures. I don't want to be that
Drag you've hit me with a couple of that
Changing your pockets boys. He might steal it
Because that lights off I
Think that's what's been hurt in my head a little bit all the loom alms
Yeah, just in case
Yeah, I got you six stacks.
Okay, perfect.
And you three body shots.
Okay, perfect.
Perfect.
Thank you.
Good job.
What a shiesty.
How you doing?
How you doing, really?
All right.
Happy we clutched that one.
We go back in again.
I will take no Nick Slander in here, chat.
I will take none. That is big papa. That is big papa.
Hutch, you're, you're playing, well, I guess for Jack as well, you're playing Marathon, aren't you boys?
When it comes out?
Yeah, I gotta try it, of course.
I'm telling you, I think they've made great improvements. I'm gonna try 100%. No doubt.
I'm gonna I it looks like an extraction should be up to the snappiness of like an apex game. That's cool. I love a
Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's cool. That's cool
I don't know all the mombo jumbo on the Hoosie doosies, but
It could be good who knows yeah, I
Listen, I think they're early their first play test was underwhelming, but I also think they got a rude awakening and
and they took a lot of time and I hope that they did what they needed to do in that time.
Yeah, I think you're right. I think that was said perfectly. I think I think that was, wow.
Wait, really? You think I saw this far? That was,
I always, that was pretty intelligent. Really? Yeah, I think, wow. I think they did have a root
I think they they turned on the boosters.
I appreciate your opinion that sometimes you say I sound smart and it really does make me feel good.
Good, good, good.
He's working hard.
Only you were smart enough to figure out how to have arms and legs. We would be working here.
That's not an intelligence issue, sir.
I would you say that to a guy in a wheelchair?
Not this again.
this again. This again. You better hop on Twitter. Don't do that, guys. Don't do that,
guys. So I don't do that, guys.
I'm bringing you six sacks, six times four.
What's the durability of the Hoosier?
I'm six feet, it's at 97.
Can you bring me four more sacks?
I don't have space.
Okay, that's fine.
I can bring you two more sacks.
Thank you, good job.
You're a good man.
You treat me right.
I can bring you two more stacks.
Thank you, good job. You're a good man.
I got you, Jimmy, right?
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Also, what would a Goopa like me
got to do for a blue shield?
Damn, you're poor, poor, huh?
No, no, it's fine. I'll figure it out.
I'll figure it out. No, no, no.
Let me see what I can win, Pop.
I'm really all you know, I've got one more blue sea the last blue seal the night fine. I will use that
Okay, I'll hold this in my reserves
You're a good man
No, I don't hate the disabled shut up
Now we don't start jamming until at least midnight midnight is usually the jam hour
I
Was hot tonight man, we're chilling bro
Trying to help this little peanut get out of poverty trade. Thank you give her the five gift
And I don't know if I think you I think I did but I appreciate you bro. We're out there for the 16 months
All the Aussies love you ABC news remakes by wait, what is this? I'll take a look
Oh my mouse is dead. I do hate peanuts. I just throw. I charge my mouse before we listen to it.
Absolutely tray
Oh, no.
Hey, for someone to make merch, we've got a huge connect for it, made out of six million
shirts last year.
Oh, for the whole merch?
Maybe.
Actually, our greater. Thanks so much for the five gifted man over on YouTube. My man. I appreciate you, bro. Thanks for the love
I just get dragged on Twitter again. Oh shit here we go again. Let's take a peek. Let's take a little ganda
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry happening
Well, luckily it's not thousands this time, it's just a couple people.
I think you missed your track you're a good man for an opportunity 21 minutes late raid
21 minutes. 21 minutes.
Man, you are gassy.
I'm sorry, I'm a big gassy tonight. I apologize.
Do you forgive me? I forgive you.
Do you forgive me?
I suggest we wait four more minutes until 16.
I agree.
Go back to our home.
You're precisely.
Steaks for dinner?
For me, I had chicken and rice today.
That was my dinner.
For you?
100% can't go wrong with it.
Can't go wrong with it.
I
the
I'm fat.
100% disabled vet with twice the gun safe and one quarter of the guts, little finger
emoji, little finger emoji, JK I know it's a joke, love you a hutch.
Yeah, I must love you too bro, I appreciate your service Jack, we'll get some, oh I can
a service in the chat we appreciate your brother shout out to all of our events and active service
members y'all are goats we appreciate you guys man
let's go
oh shit
Let's try to hunt mines.
I mean, don't have mines either.
No, I don't have space for mines, so I don't need to make a closer gap then, so like right here.
Oh, these are my deadlines.
I was close on my real mines.
Well, deadlines are real mines.
Those other mines are actually the fake ones that only exist in space.
I don't think anyone's actually ever created a mind that shoots electricity except like the Nazi
You know what was on a tank there was 10 stories tall
Wait, really?
Yeah, yeah, really really
really
Yeah, obviously, you know
Not the greatest guys, but they were quite intuitive. I mean and three tall take that's fucking crazy
I mean think about the tiger tank
What's that? Oh, I saw that in World of Tanks. What's that?
Tiger tank is what they had. It was very very difficult for the US and
Russian troops to get past it because it was so nimble and it was a really really good tank
Really? Yeah
Oh, my god.
The tiger.
This is just so bad.
I don't know how to set these walls up at all.
In the hallway, in the hallway, in the hallway.
Cracked.
Fuck it, I need behind us, behind us.
I almost cracked you while nading it.
Don't be nuts.
Are you guys dead as well?
Where's the other guy?
Could be a duo lobby.
Oh, I got a Spinner score!
Nice.
Could be a duo lobby, which is on that positive.
That's a bobcat.
I got it.
I got a bobcat guys.
A good one for?
I have a bobcat level 4.
Let me see a track.
Don't get into that.
I just want to see it.
I just want to see it.
I just want to see it.
I just want to inspect it.
Let me take a look at it.
I'll have to take a close look. Let me take a look. Let me take a look really quick. I'll have a manual inspection
Come on. No, why don't you turn your inspection manual inspection? Why don't you two ladies?
Come on get on your fucking knees. Okay
I'm proud of you
We're going to come from the side.
Yes, yes, come on.
All right, you got to win this.
Come on.
No, no, no, no, no.
Go, go, go to hatch.
Oh, we're blocked.
Well.
Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait.
Listen, listen, listen.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I have, I have
deadlines, deadlines
in action.
Deadlines in ass. Deadlines in ass.
I will give it to you. Deadline...
Suka, Suka!
I'm sad as you breathe. You're so very alive.
You're so good.
Oh yeah, beat him, beat him. Yeah, yeah. Hit him. Wait, no, not me.
I love you stop next stop next let me say something let me say something you fucking suck
Well
Well
Alright
this guy has 2265 hours and a crosshair overlay game. I don't even know what the fuck that means.
That that actually makes perfect sense.
Hutch his entire. I think that's what is comfortable as hutch. I also I'm looking at this guy and everyone in his steam is calling him a cheater. So that's good.
Ah, perfect. Which one is that one?
The TTV guy. The fake TTV.
There's two TTVs.
Uh, shy.
Got it. Okay.
I just want to get my kit back.
And that's guys private.
This guy is also has nothing but people calling him a cheater.
I'd report all three just per the chance.
Perfect. Perfect. All right.
Okay.
All righty then.
All right
Okay
All right, okay
All right
Okay
Alrighty then oh
My god, I have lost everything dear dear to me
I don't know why we haven't made cheating punishable by execution in town square.
That is the only punishment fit for cheating in video games.
Well, I mean, they might be the truth, but I guarantee you those guys are very good at the game.
Faint thing, they just got a very big compliment.
What if, what if instead of doing whatever we've been doing for two and a half hours,
we, what if instead of doing that, what if we do something else?
That's a great idea.
I like where you're going with this.
Hide your screens, hide your screens.
Okay.
I have a maximum group potential raid, free kid, free kid.
Wait, we're free kidding?
What I have 79,000.
I'm bringing in a kid.
You guys forget, you know, you know, do you have a free kid all around?
Do you have a pink augment?
Yes. OK, just bring that. OK, OK.
All right.
Lean on your friends, Peanut.
We can bring you things.
Oh, it's alright pal. Every time I ask you for something you tell me your voice mail is full.
That is true. It is full. I gotta change that sometime.
Wait, Pina, do you have heels?
We are changing servers that people they just gas for they they just they went when you queue in to us 35 times
Like you're gonna get us
It's just a matter of time
I'm enlisted man. I even if the guy is live chat with all due respect
I don't know the motherfucker just because someone's streaming does not mean that they ain't cheating and
Whatever your entire steam is people calling you a cheater on
Three different accounts one being a private account the other two
being them getting called geners I'm just I'm just gonna report just gonna
report man
no don't go over there chat just leave it you're doing nothing but making them
want to stream side more. If they were, I don't know. If they were, you're making them want to do it more.
Oh, oh they were you guys go back in the VOD so they were sniping I mean of course they are ban I
It is what it is, bro
I mean the first things they say is you are by the pool like I mean come on
They know what they're doing
You know
I
Thinks drag this is an immaculate gap. Yeah from the gods horse. I
Won't lose it. I swear to you. I believe I believe
Just look in here for a spell for a moment what
it
That's a sniffing matter yeah, we're gonna go on the main power
We're not going to page 35
H-h-h-h!
Latest, Latest man!
I impossible.
I pump it up in 4 view, Koopa.
Yep.
The Luminates!
Oh, yeah!
Thanks.
Maybe heal up and quickly do the Scuttle.
I 3...
2...
1!
Now!
I
Was
Flooring it at me careful boys. We're gonna keep up there a third
Not good boys I'm split bad
I'm coming dropping over I came coming back now
Oh shit, oh shit!
Oh shit, the flush, over here.
No!
What is this game?
I need a third pool, one more time.
Try my hardest to get through this game, but I'm taking shit.
I'm pushing right here.
On 30, it's running down.
I killed one, I killed one, I killed one!
Another one behind? Yeah, I'm getting finished.
No.
Oh
I can't I can't stand
What do these guys say when they talk this any go
It's got much worse you we charge is
I get stuck in a wall and I can't fucking move and then my body clips to a whole
Nature ball I'm living I'm living
You guys
I'm right behind you.
What?
I don't know what was going on.
Did I not go?
Alright, Jack, what do we do? What's the plan here? What's the plan here?
I don't know, you say we do something drastic and then I went to follow you and then you froze.
Shrek came on my screen and then I saw him.
Yeah, I don't know what was going on.
Yoda, and he was yelling at me.
You gotta figure something out here.
All right, there's still above us.
Yep, right above.
Well, everyone's probably just gonna jerk their skin
for 20 minutes, 20 minutes, but I see he has to go
around them this way and kill a guy that's hot-burned.
What the fuck are you doing?
Check. Yeah, I'm on.
Mm-hmm.
This is your dead end. That's my teammate.
That's why I GL. Thank you. Thank you, good job.
We will find a way out of this debt.
The battle is not yet over.
Okay.
Please.
What do you say? Eat the shit out of my ass and die!
That'll keep him busy for a second.
Now we figure out the plan.
I said, eat the shit out of my ass, denies, die!
This is the best deal.
Oh my god, they're pissed
He's right there
I was gonna hurt, that hurt.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Is that what he said?
Oh my god, what does he need to be behind?
Behind you, behind you.
You're in danger, you're in danger!
No way, no way.
Fuck you, I'm gonna fuck you, I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna get you!
Yeah!
Sir, sir, sir, your soul be condemned to hell!
Well, I wouldn't have waited that long.
I wouldn't have waited that long.
You want me to kill you real quick?
I feel like you're getting too much.
You're so loud, don't...
Yeah!
Well, you know what, I can take solace knowing that hot steifers, that makes me feel a little
better.
What about you, Drag?
I think that in times of consequence, it is always good to remember the positives of the
situation and in this situation, okay, two things.
Hodge died first and they live in Brazil, which I'm pretty certain the dollar wouldn't
even be accepted at Chuck E. Cheese.
But I was doing...
All right.
That's right.
I...
I think...
I think that we must remember those things in times like these.
I got stuck in a wall and I sat there and then for some reason the game decided you're
gonna go a floor above where you want to go and I died.
Perfect.
What do you boys think about a free kid?
Yes.
I guess, I guess, yes, let us proceed, let us proceed.
I thank you for that Bobcat shirt and I'm sorry to announce that I have lost it.
It's okay.
I'm not going free.
I'm going with a shotgun.
Trust the process.
the process. Trust the process. Trust the process. Oh, that would be keeping you warm.
All right, thanks taking a bit of a hint tonight.
Yeah.
Well, the problem is, is that we don't play for money.
We play.
We play for matriarchs like we'll make money.
And then we do matriarchs until we're broke.
Over and over and over.
I'm raising
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
the track is dead. Peanut's one. Yeah, no, he died first. Oh, it's good. I've got you.
I've got you. Oh, it's gonna take care of you. Quick, get you patched up. He's gonna swing
that corner. He's swinging now. He's swinging. He's swinging. He's swinging. I've got you.
I've got you. I've got you. Swing it. Swing it. Wait. The kettle is so blind. What you
I was saying, I was hearing what you was saying, I was hearing, but I didn't do anything about it.
Hmm.
Okay, so that's what happened there.
Drag, explain to me why, okay?
You were trying to climb out with a free kit behind me.
Would you have fucking nothing?
Explain.
Why are you making more noise?
You're not even gonna make it out going different way, be bait or something!
Babe.
Get the fuck away from me!
I've got an idea, I've got an idea!
Babe.
No!
I'm killing myself.
All right, that's no way you will crawl into the X-Men right now.
I'm right here.
I believe you're right here.
Oh, that was close.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Please. Please hurry.
It's good. Thank you. Let's go. Please, God, hurry this train up. Please.
Please
Dreams really do come true!
We're in the city of dreams!
Alright, now maybe when we say free-can,
Hutt actually brings a free-can.
Now we don't want him scrounging for quarters and dimes
times for 10 minutes after we die all to the extract.
I was literally at the extract in less than two minutes.
Less, not even two minutes.
It might have been collectively 45 seconds.
You, that's why you died.
We're going again.
Give me another one.
Waiter, waiter.
one more ass fucking please if you have it back there in the kitchen medium rare
make that too cool yeah we're in Rome drag spoil yourself you earned it queen
you know what bring your finest
bottle of beer.
Ready?
Ready up.
Are we going for you?
We're going lock the fucking that's what we're going.
Yeah, well I didn't know we're going for you kid.
This is our raid.
here I boys be great I have a rattler oh my god Squidward is right there and
he's giving me the fuck me eyes
My judge.
This is what he's upsetting me to crack!
He's dead! He's dead! He's dead!
Go here!
I don't know what to say.
Oh, wait.
Actually, he's got a tool.
Maybe don't kill him.
Maybe don't kill him.
Okay.
Where I'm going to do this, mate. I'm going to try to be as good as I can see and be as good as I can see.
This is me! This is me!
Speed rate?
This is me!
It's not the end of the world.
We had an accident.
Oh.
Pete!
Pete!
Pete, how did you...
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Pete, what's...
Oh, Mr. Scott.
All of us can keep you stuck!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I've changed my mind kill him.
I killed her.
Oh my god.
See that?
I'm coming.
Come back.
Come in.
Just leave me.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I can't bring any more kids.
The drag is as long as drag can.
I know.
I'm easy.
I'm easy.
I'm easy.
I'm easy.
I'm easy.
I'm easy.
I'm easy.
I'm easy.
I'm easy.
I'm easy.
As unlocked as humanly possible, watching Drake play tonight is like watching a fish
flop around outside of water.
And I quote, Hunch, I'm with you.
I drop down, I look up, he's sucking off peanut in a fucking corner, again.
I'm down.
Just, just braids going, just kind of spitball in here.
You can, you can suggest something else or deny that suggestion.
What are you about that?
No, I'm down.
I'm down.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, hutch.
What?
What are we doing?
Go ahead and put your fat rolls in the front of the wheelbarrel.
We're going to Stellamott this free loadout.
Got it.
Oh, bro, I do. We just got to go free.
We got to go free.
We're so, we're so unlocked.
Drag his left peanut, infect his brain.
He has given up hope.
We're just gonna sit behind the boys and bait the fuck out of them and try and win.
I think that's the only way we do anything right now.
Hi, boys.
You gotta keep this one serious.
We can't die this way, boys, okay?
I'm talking to you, Hunt!
Yeah?
I turned around and you just died.
I don't even know how that happened.
on me that's on me and you surrender okay you're ball at all no I didn't
surrender drag I got the shotgun shot between my glutes
That's great.
We've just been losing.
The second we have a profitable raid, we will attempt to kill a maitrearch, die, didn't do it again, die, didn't do it one more time, die, I'll be broke and then do free kills again.
That is exactly it.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Nice.
I'll be trapped behind me.
Fuck!
Get the fuck in front of me.
I need some bullet, I need some bullet.
I miss a bullet. I miss a bullet.
I kill them.
There's a lot of bullets left behind.
I think you're hiding behind me.
Oh, I see that guy.
I'm going to shoot.
There.
Nice!
Yay!
Good work, huts.
There we go.
Holy crap.
Huts, you're turning it on.
You're turning it on.
Right there.
I'm going to...
I'm going to...
I'm going to fight.
Chew and jackpup.
You take care of your head.
Go back, go back.
Right there.
I'm not too sure where the other guy went. I think you might have went down zip
It pertains I'll go find a victory
Judge
What's going on up there? I don't know. I'm hiding in the crates. We're coming to save you
Walk out of the crates if you can
That's your life to be to be to go come down
On
I'll head to them stand back nice give me your white meds please three
I need to figure this out right here if you guys need them.
I gotta deep in so I'm good.
This is going pretty good.
We're doing pretty good.
Not too shabby.
Not too shabby at all.
Look at us.
This is going pretty good someone just dropped planted on their belly. Where?
It sounded like it was northeast
Let's get up. Maybe not. I thought I heard a flop. Can you go back up?
Maybe use your belly button going up in your belly
Maybe it was my balls racing the top of your father's forehead to our left close
I
Tell his oldest time
Don't forget Andrew, don't forget Andrew!
I gotta keep, dude, I gotta keep Drag in front of me, he just, he is gravitating behind me.
And I gotta keep him in front of me at the cost.
What you get?
That's a bobcat.
I think I'm here, maybe.
Oh shit.
Crack one.
Wait, wait, wait.
Crack two.
Come on, peeking.
Broke a shield.
Oh, I'm in hell.
Oh
My god
Take that who the game
Nice
I should work up the last guy. We're good. We're good. We're good. Oh my god is another team on
There right here there right here me and Squidward is violating my holes
What the fuck to do with squibber man?
Brothers!
Fuck me man!
They come out!
On you, Jack.
Jack, there's someone right behind you.
Right behind that.
Fucking slain.
Not a heals.
there's someone right behind that fucking slain
My heels.
I mean I...
Fuck off, this is not so cool dude, I'm so tilted and dragged bro.
I mean I just, I can't comprehend
I'm so mad it might not even be his fault, but it feels like it is
Honestly good we have more health now
You have any extra shotgun ammo nope
Hey Mads bro
I don't know why I'm in the front!
It's in the window. Here.
Over there.
Over there.
Are you dead ass?
That's how my raid ends?
Motherfucker, bro.
I'm so upset.
I was cooking, man.
Another great raid.
Another great raid.
All right, okay, no matter I'm getting a beer, bro. I'm getting a beer. I'm not getting
a beer. Now it's really time to get down to business. Let's talk this. Let's talk this.
I say, I say, free kid, no, no.
You want to kid up?
Veninator, Veninator, hidden bunker, we can't, the bunker.
What about that?
What about that?
I'm down for whatever.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
I'm definitely down to kill him.
Hutch, you feeling that?
Hutch, you feeling that?
Hutch, why you met it?
Me.
Hutch.
Hutch.
He's not feeling it.
He's not feeling it.
I think he wants to do it.
It's like his heartbeat.
This might not be for him.
Yeah, I
You for a drink. It's okay. All right. Okay, maybe you know, which is here. I'm just a case. You're just a case
I'm back. I got a beer. What are we doing?
We're cutting up. We were thinking veninator hidden bunker camp the hidden bunker
Okay, I'm in
That's what I like to hear. That's what I like about you, Hunch. Always ready for action.
Always ready for action.
Let's do it.
You know I went to the casino this last weekend?
Yeah, you never texted me and told me how it was. Up or down?
It went great! It went great!
Really?
Mm-hmm. I went to the blackjack tables and I lost a ton of money.
Good for you.
I went to the craps tables and wanted all back.
I love that.
Walk into the cashier to cash it out.
I put every dollar I had on black.
And for the story ends.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Wonderful, wonderful.
Valence, as all things should be.
I believe, yes, this is my last augment.
Another day, another check in.
my last argument I have wonderful you know what I think we're having a great
raid I think I honestly I know we haven't been doing too good I know the
team morale is low but I bet you this raid is the best read of the night right
here I'm gonna feel it something something in the air some magical whispers
in the air I'm feeling it I smell it I smell it you taste it you say so
And I'm gonna say this, I think when we do win,
and God will it be great when we win,
I say we don't take every fucking dollar
that we profited, liquidate it,
though it's straight into some crazy method
of killing the matriarch, fail,
and then continue to do so until we not only lost our profit,
but also lost more than our profit
until we are all poor, broke, behind a Wendy's,
sad, bumming, chilly, off of the fat guy
who just left. That's never happened. I don't know what you're talking about. Okay, sorry,
just talking. You're just making you're just making random fix in those scenarios. Sorry
about that. Yeah, sorry about that. That's my bad. That's okay. That's okay, soldier.
okay talking hoopla over here that's a hoopla bunch of hoopla but you're
nonsense
I got a whole gear gear set ready and I accidentally clicked freak it so give me
one moment here perfect you know what we need for this raid a jam sesh to fat
hillbillies oh oh you ready boys
All right, project keep track in front is a go that is our goal.
We keep track in the front of us he behind us no good he in front of us good good.
That's the goal.
Bunch of love, King. Appreciate you, bro.
I'm fat.
Let's go for me.
Are we going to have to start a space go fund for peanut?
We might have to, bro.
We, I mean, chat, like, you guys don't understand the level of stream site this motherfucker gets.
We're talking tens of thousands.
We're not talking a couple hundred, like me and Nick or me and the boys get.
We're talking about a couple hundreds.
We're talking about tens of thousands of people, all trying to queue in two peanuts
raids every single night. It is getting to the point where it is literally impossible
to play the game. Like we need embark to fucking do something in terms of like a streamer queue
or a block queue or something like that so we can actually play the game. It is fucking
getting nuts out there.
Bring us some yingling, yes sir.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, we're here again. Oh wait, what? Oh, no. Why? No, no, no, no, no. I've brought
everything. I brought everything as well. Fuck. Yo, why don't we hatch out? He won't
want to. No, no, just you gotta be on my side with this one. Just come here and hatch out.
brought a shot.
No, no, no, no, you guys can just have a hatch out.
We're on the wrong map.
I say we hatch out and we go to the right map.
But, or, if I told you to, you were right.
We kill but one team, then we leave.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, we'll actually have to decide when we get there.
We'll just go kill those hooligans and then we'll get out of here.
OK, man.
We're gonna try and run less.
Leave the boys in front at a good pace.
That way we can bring some extra goop to the other raid.
Activated the bridge!
I think my problem is that I think they're setting up a barrier to follow me and I set a floor up here.
We'll sneak through that tunnel under us. We'll catch them by surprise.
Oh, it's a jigger!
Oh
They're all one they're all one
I got another one
Oh, we'll collect these guys, group, and get out of here.
They're all buried.
Behind, behind, behind, behind!
Correct, right here.
Danger, over there.
You see him?
No, no, he's unpeaked.
There he is!
He's getting away!
I
Closer
Behind us
Watch your back. Oh, he was dumb and poor as well
Shock guns are Southeast East. That's a gear team
Oh my very welcoming start to stink a little bit
Thank you. Hot. Thank you. Hot. I
Appreciate that you're a good man
You make it you that like to suck some go fund me getting started
Eat a life was actually go put me
Yeah, you don't need it. That's right. That's right
You're your own person in your very brave and stunning
I
See him no no the lights just turned on in here so they could be in here no no way no how anyhow
What if we look other places that aren't that place not that
Incredible plan.
Maybe, sir, I can talk to myself.
Is Boone's side still illegal to make it in your backyard, or can you do that?
In your backyard? Illegal, yes. Do people still do it in a large portion? Yes.
What makes it illegal? Like, is it the percentage of alcohol, or is it that you make it in your backyard?
In the US government sanction that is not unhealthy, but what's the word I'm looking for chat?
Basically in fear of us hurting ourselves that that's the reason why we can't make it or hurting others
The government knows what's best for us. There it is. There I love the government
That's why you get that shit from a gas station and then it's fine
Honestly, you know what? Up my taxes. Up my taxes. Up them. Up them. I don't think we're paying enough.
Oh, Jack's saying personal use might be legal now. I just need to give them all of our money and they're willing to let us pay.
I agree. I wonder if it's how much we'd have to pay in taxes with. Can I just call someone up and then they come and work for me?
Yeah, maybe they can make Hoots in our back yard.
Who is Hoots my- a moon sign? Or is that a different thing?
Similar, yeah.
Okay, okay, okay.
It's just- I think it's just one of the-
Did you make Hoots in your back yard?
They can do the exact same thing.
I knew I came in the wrong direction.
I'm not from C.A. Portland.
They're meant to be wrong.
You look like you have a problem.
I'm talking about like 110 125 proof that crazy
Yeah, fuck it, chop some hams in a dine
Whenever you're safe you take a tablespoon of that you're chilling
You're healthy again or just
Close the door let's wait when we're inside
Sue is final guy
Oh my god Twitter is stuck in the door. I see
Like you know about the door. I see don't you know true about the door. I see mm-hmm. What's that? That's in the bag
technology
I think the chips used to use it.
Back when the pyramids and the giants were around.
And the big elephants.
This is the Dorosy attack.
You see that?
Now they can only shoot the top 16.
Oh, shit.
So I got head shot.
One more shot.
One's close, one's close.
I just got ripped
I'll watch your back watch I'll watch your back
Well, there's an imaginary smoke every single time I ADS so I can't see through the door
Oh
I know it's smoke from the dead are cool explain to me while I can see there but when I ADS
I can't see explain that was to me is that is that supposed to be
me with a volcano sitting behind
Stupid prison convention?
Who are you people?
Get out of here!
What are you doing?
Get out of here!
Please, please, please!
Please, please, please!
With me, brother!
You!
Follow me!
How we doing, Stephen?
Our time is up!
Let's go!
These rants are out of the way!
They're in the middle of the road!
Where are you taking them?
Out of the way!
I was obviously hoping for a hot start.
They would just stuff the door closed.
And then we wouldn't have to watch that sign.
But he died a couple feet from it.
That was a team that came through the vents for a few years.
Yeah. Yeah.
No.
You're trying to leave with a freakhead?
What do you want a freakhead?
You what? You weren't on a freakhead?
Oh, we weren't on a freakhead. You're right.
We killed it all because we were going through another map.
Hey, make sure to use your prime, you absolute piece of-
Yeah, how about you fuck me from behind?
All right, OK.
Back to plan A. Back to plan A. You were right.
We should have hashed that rain.
I'm a big peanut can admit when he's wrong.
A big peanut can admit when he's wrong.
And I think you're right.
We should have hashed that rain.
Could have been a play.
I'm out of augments.
Oh, that's holy fuck you said.
I, I, I, I, I'm not even joking, like the whole poor thing was kind of just like a bit
for the first little bit.
Um, I genuinely like won't be able to play the game if we don't start winning, so we
should have asked.
I don't think we should have asked.
We should have asked the facilities for that map.
Yeah, the facilities the facilities I concur
I mean it is I'm coming in stacked. I'm coming in right now matter how I play I'm kidding up again
Or how slow I go or whatever max get max. I am always in the front
It doesn't matter in the back if I whatever I
I will always be the first one to go down and god damn fucking shit if Draak could clutch a fucking 1v2
I'm telling you hell would freeze over I would grow wings lose 95 pounds within a day and
Become unkillable. I'd be a superhero
That is the chances of me going down and us winning a fight, but god bless
nobody including fucking nut will go in first I gotta be the one to start it
happy to see I gotta be the one to start it or I gotta sit there and jack my
shit until I you know what maybe I gotta start quarterbacking maybe I need to
shout it drag like Nick does every single time I want him to move my legs
maybe that's it I gotta sit there and I gotta go drag go three paces no
North and four paces east.
Yep, that way.
Yep, walk forward.
Walk forward.
Yep, yep, go anywhere that's not behind me.
Fuck.
I'm losing it.
I'm losing my mind.
I'm losing my mind.
I'm losing my mind I'm losing my mind I'm losing my mind right okay okay all right what one
I don't mean to think he's playing like he's playing well. We're just
I'm crashing
Something to say to you
You first, you know, okay. Yeah, um
Me me and drack are your friends and you are
Like
like like well you are fat but like kind of like like funny fat how do you
track cause I think I think you are a PT 350 like you like to say I think Nick
is wrong anytime he calls you fat thank you and I think you're very good at the
game and you're very handsome thank you so much yes very handsome very handsome
Thank you so much.
Yes.
I think if you put a wig on a tub of ice cream.
All right.
I'm just going to fucking get up again.
Let's ride.
Wait.
Hunter, do you feel like I'm baiting you?
No, you're not.
You're not.
You are always behind me.
It doesn't matter how I fucking play.
It doesn't matter if I sit there for 20 fucking minutes
and I'm finally like, I'm going to move my feet.
Somehow you are behind me.
I am trying for the last three games, I'm like I'm just going to be behind track.
I'm going to be behind track.
Be behind me.
Okay.
I've heard about that.
I've heard about that.
And then I somehow still am in front of you.
It doesn't matter what I do.
I am going to try and be behind you the rest of the time, but it's impossible.
No, now that I know, I got you.
I'm just making that up, Drake.
Come on, Hodge.
You're thinking a little stuff.
Give me in the raid.
Give me in the raid.
Why am I in queue?
He is making all that out.
I leaked.
He's just making it up.
No.
I'm going to go get another.
We're going to need it.
We're going to need it.
I'm going to take a shot.
I'm trying to get Hamlin tonight.
I'm down.
Guys, I've tried one raid since we started.
I'm not even joking.
We survived the first raid and then we tried to kill Matriarch for two hours, lost everything
and now we're here.
On the flank stay on the flank don't
Don't go anywhere. Don't push forward. Don't go north, only south. Don't go anywhere unless
peanut says let's ride. That is the game plan. That is what we are doing. We are behind.
We are going to stay behind. We will not push. We will not try and get information. We will
not try and do anything other than be behind track and be behind peanut the rest of the
That is the plan. If I step out of line chat, you tell me, okay?
That is the fucking plan. I refuse to go before either of these two motherfuckers. I will not do it.
I will be back here at least five steps and I will fucking clutch it. That is the plan.
That is the game plan. This is where we're at.
And this is where we stay. I will not go before them. I will not! This is where we are.
This is where we are. This is our home now. This is our home now. This is our home now.
I refuse, bro. I can't. I can't. Even if it's a push and a trade opportunity, I still will not.
I will be right here I cannot walk forward I can't I will die
I thought these were a bunch of ducks on the ground that's how delirious I am they were
just bushes.
I want to be noted that I may die the most out of the team, but it is because I am on the front line.
90% of the time. Yes. And me dying usually helps the team figure out where the other team is.
I want that to be noted.
It's a line, then.
Come on, the Cowboys, like Tom Brady.
No.
Don't kiss my son on the mouth.
Yeah
We guys were ten minutes late that's that's your doofus nice
I'm gonna save that one
I think she left Tom Brady's wife left Tom Brady. Yeah for a yoga instructor, I believe
Tom Brady. I think so. I don't care if that guy's in the hot candle wax gimp suit sex.
I am letting him penetrate my shit.
I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got.
Take missile in the cannon.
I don't know.
What, left Tom Brady?
He doesn't have like the most passing yards,
like whatever, forever and forever.
Whatever, forever.
I think so.
Who's taking Tom Brady?
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
I would love Tom Brady forever if he gave me the chance.
I just need one.
You think you can make him happy, Peanut?
I can make him happy.
I work hard. Work hard to please him.
She had more money than Tom Brady.
Wait, what?
I don't have more money, but I'm pretty sure she was like a huge...
Yeah, like a lady Tom Brady?
She was like a huge model or something.
How many past yards did she have?
What?
Holy shit.
Sounded like a lot, for sure.
Yeah, yeah, she was definitely very successful.
Man, that's kind of crazy.
That's kind of crazy.
How much money does Tom Brady have, like a billion dollars?
I don't have a billion.
He's gonna have a billion.
He's got to have something big.
He's got to be Macho Tacho.
Big Macho Tacho.
$350 million?
That's a ton of money!
You can pay an individual hooker, different hookers, one day out of the year each.
That was funny to be your wife.
You can have a fun time every night, new personality, new everything.
Maybe why that's...
Tom Brady for a yoga instructor?
Maybe why that's probably no longer together.
Maybe that's what Tom Brady was doing, you know?
Oh yeah, that is true. That could be...
That could be...
Maybe, maybe.
or maybe it was maybe she saw the clip from Tom Brady and his son was Adley
oh that's what you don't want
that freaked me out
right what do we do here again I kind of forget I don't know I think the game
bad for us. We do the lock gate thing. Drag stand right here for a second. And then just
jump. Did I jump wrong? No, no, no. Were you trying to send me to my death? No, no. I
would never. You pop a fresh six milli and then we go down to the bonk at what you guys
I'm in although I don't think it's open yeah no one has done any any of them
Oh.
One.
There's players here.
Two.
Three.
Four.
It'll be so easy.
Two to two by themselves.
Raiders down there.
No, you go push this team.
Here by the arrival zone.
Please.
I'm going to push them.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
oh shit okay never been better so it's not there to watch it are you using
We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. I
Saw a guy in this in this door. I see right here. Yeah, I think it's a left over here. I can hurt I can hurt
I'm going I'm fighting out in the field. Well, let's get up
Throughout the extract. Yeah, they call extract
Let's get out of with all the goop
That's our goop
How many is on my side?
Just give me a shot left or where?
Yeah, I'm gonna ask you for a check.
I can't help you guys, I don't know.
You're way up there.
I really got myself in this situation.
Really interesting situation.
Come away.
this guy is going deep left on me
are you going right?
are we going right?
I'm backing up
which is on the truck out there
on the bush
yeah, I'm swinging on your right
peanut
as you can see
hit one
take this, hooligan
take that
stop
one more
Back here, back here
Get back out twice out there
There's two, there's two
Back on, flash him
They're alive
You bring a light?
I see behind you
I'm gonna push up much. Yeah, I'm with you
You're right
That's flying towards them it was there shoot them
Maybe in your house by that building
Maybe
Don't you worry boys, I'm coming right now
I'll see you through the windows. I think they're inside
check
No, it's not the next building up in front of us the doors open
I sure someone reached out was that us
Maybe I'm sure someone in metal that wasn't yeah
Not in here. Yeah, you like instigate. Oh, I think I heard a knock to one of the bombs while we were fighting
Okay, could be
because I've got two Tempest boys.
Not on this guy.
Like I was poor, no need to take him.
We should go find this boy that I think we heard getting off.
Well, I'm rich.
Teresa, you got those looting augments?
I've got one looting on it. I mean it's worth the swap
That first body
So far one by the boss and one in that building. I think one got knocked over here somewhere
Wait so you're gonna shot two people are shooting us over here, right?
where they go well that's the one I think his boy got knocked over there
you got the news you buy the boss and then the one in the building and then
no one else is dead there's other guys missing
I don't know. Thanks.
Got you. Thanks, chief.
Got him!
There are people dying at the east, so you don't take it a little deep?
Hmm. Up to you?
You should take your winnings.
What you can do is that what you can do is that okay?
Wait, don't take me don't take me what you say here what we mean where?
He's he's come on. He's the water's fine
Great raid boys that calls for a drink
I think. Cheer boys. Cheer boys.
Wow. Let me tell you the way you chase that guy down like how was commendable was commendable.
That was incredulous. Yeah. I don't appreciate you are great. I think he's $20 super jet.
The way you move that fat, flawed body with such swiftness and nobility was absolutely exquisite.
I will have you highly commended when we get back to the station for such a nervous day.
Thanks?
Thanks I think.
Anytime.
Anytime.
Let me sell my goo.
Can I just sell my tibet's floor and get a tumbling?
Thanks.
Yeah, man 100% yes both of my toy 28,000 you got to repair them repair them and then sell them you get more money. Oh
Okay, got you well that doesn't make any sense
Would you just sell the repair supplies? No, so the overall value of the gun itself with a repair sells for more than just the supplies
It's just how it works. So like you got you got you have a hundred
Vinnie's and they're all broken you will get less for selling all those Vinnie's
Then ripping apart half of them and making sure that all the other 50 are fully repaired
Well, you're right. I got double the Hoosie-Doozie. We're not in the thing
There you go
Here we go perfect
Yeah, you don't want to sell broken stuff if you can repair and then sell it's always more
What do you think you think you
Thank you for that wisdom and guidance
I'm at $116,000 space dollars
We're under 100,000 club
Don't say anything's come across your desk
and let's just keep stacking that cash
A maximum of rain
Let me tell you what you're going to need
Oh my god
I'm sure I'm sure one more one more regular aid. No, okay. No bosses or nothing
Yeah, it's fine. Recycling tippus to repair tippus to sell for more is worth it.
like whenever we're fighting for five mill, I'll rip apart 20 broken mini fours and repair
15 mini fours and I'll get more for it.
Yeah lad.
I figured that out with the last expedition.
I
Yeah, it's relaxing the thousand bits man
Hope this helps with the ozimpl
Thank you so much
your location. Keep your wits about you. You can go anywhere you want.
Or we'll keep a close eye on the children.
Where the freak's at?
Here's the plan, boys. Listen closely.
Are you seeing?
Yep.
I'm here? Okay. Oh, yeah, he's mad. He's mad.
Are you seeing? Are you seeing?
That's right.
Let's sing.
OK, here's one.
We go to Goop.
Are you sick?
Are you sick?
Let's sing.
We're going to Goop Power.
Then, are you sick?
Are you sick?
Are you listening?
We go to Goop Town.
Then, don't let them take everything you need.
He'll sometimes.
Ah, I'll try.
Even the Fiverr, brother.
then
use it to kill the major
okay
what do you think boys
hutch did say
let's not win one raiden and and in liquidate
on the way out with it we're not like we did it we're killing a guy for their equipment
to kill the major
don't you i listen
I'm sorry, I really, really tried.
I got you.
I'm taking care of you.
I listen to Hodges' heathens.
I listen to Hodges' heathens.
It's a great idea.
I back it 100%.
Nothing can go wrong.
And I think it's fantastic.
Exactly, exactly.
Hotch is right.
You know, many people think Hotch can only be used as play-doh to stop a pool break,
but he also has some really great ideas.
I used to be kill a team and use their equipment to take the news chart.
Just like Hotch said.
A lot of people say boiled peanuts are a lot better, but a burnt peanut is so poor, I guess.
Boiled peanuts.
I like she had bird peanuts and he saw him at Bucky's
Never been to a bucking's effort. We haven't had you had oil peanuts. They don't have buckies in Miami
Where the hell do you go for snacks drinks and beaver attire?
How do you sell me a tire and trinkets and don't forget
It's sweet. It's the best place in the whole city.
It really is amazing.
It is amazing.
It's so good. The food's great. The beeper's always great.
It's just amazing.
It's the best.
It is the...
No, we have we have puppies in in Florida
What's that over there?
I must see it nobody
Look home. Yeah, they don't come we'll make them come. I'm gonna come
I
Realistically if one of your viewers asked you for a jli what would you do to me your price? Oh my god
What the fuck jerk off instructions?
He said, oh shit, y'all know I got a hearing problem.
The response, quote unquote, good, I don't tell you that.
Oh no, oh man, I thought he said murdering.
Nope, he said, this guy's here to meet a 14 year old boy.
Oh shit, why kill him, look at that.
Wait, he is?
I mean, he's hot.
Hotly said, oh shit, this is, this ain't good.
There's three million pages
Shits
Everyone's spamming Jeff
No no come on come on come on come on come on.
I'll cross on that pillar hatch right here.
Are you close?
Yeah yeah like on my pink leg on the back pillar.
Shut the f*** up please.
I can't hear him!
I can't hear him!
He wasn't right there.
I'm on it, don't you worry!
I'm on the case!
Fuck.
Damn it.
Why don't you do, buddy?
No, I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear.
I think you stay down there.
Actually, that times me.
I saw a tick clock in the way.
Oh my God.
You know how everybody's doing that.
One of your favorite celebrities on fc's list.
I highly doubt X is on, you know, just X, X is on XT's list.
And then someone photoshopped me into fc's list.
I saw the radio dial is some of Pete's are each one of
check you checked never heard of it but in that area where it WLD happen
eating a guana I believe it bro I believe it whatever I was where they go
I swear I swear I swear
We'll keep the whatever out of it but there was individuals whenever I was
playing ball we were fishing one day and we come back to the hotel and
individuals were cooking bass I'm gonna go with us and they were eating bass out
of a fucking pond next to a golf course and I was just kind of sitting there
watching this questioning life
yeah but like on a golf course that's worse than the Cloaksy clip I highly
that one
I legitimately can't hear
you're making fun of the legally
you're making fun of the disabled
you mother fuckers
quick abuser dog there's no time there's no time you're losing time
shock him time is running out
well I wear something black listen what we get for dying
We're in the stinky poor raids well I found some good stuff I found a total two
total one and ready to get me oh explosion
I
Could have swore I just saw some attend traveling right to the left of this rock. I think we saw birds to
Watch over those birds mean people idiot
Night inside I don't see a flare
Yeah, I think you hear it.
I have five seat grenades for this.
It was doing spaces that I hear it.
It's alright.
Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll turn, I'll turn, I'll turn.
Right here.
I
Get shot my ass from far oh my god, I mean
I
Trying to leave
I'll come in your rear. Okay, let's get behind me. Stay back. Let's get behind me.
You're trying to escape!
They've been escaped!
Oh, yeah. Damn it.
Maybe they fooled someone.
Who's fooled me?
Clever.
Clever dog.
Oh
Yes
They go
Come on be a dead body be a dead body
Please be a dead body
Here peanut you need money. Yeah here. Oh, they see
I don't want to jinx it.
We're two for two now boys.
We were two for two.
That's the first two raids in a row we survived all night and it's only going to continue.
No doubt whatsoever.
I guarantee it. Well. Um. What? I think I might jump off there. Oh. Oh, you're not.
You. I never said that. We have a long night tomorrow. We got to sponsor tomorrow. We got
all night. Yeah, man. Hopping off right now. You are not hopping off. I promise until at
I never promised that you'd promised it at least one.
I remember the conversation.
Drag never that never happened.
You were there dragging it.
I don't know.
I said to and then you were like one.
No, my time and then you were like one.
Did that happen?
No way that happened.
I would never lie to you.
Hey, bullshit.
Come on. Come on. Come on. You are leaving. I need something to wake me up. What a time
are you prescribed it from your doctor jam session give me the song give me the song blue
hold up wait hold up wait wait wait wait what blue like what blue double D blue double D
Yeah, B L U E. D A B A D E. Okay guy, I'm on it.
All right, are we ready?
Yep.
Peanut?
Yeah, mine's 5 minutes and 15 seconds, what about yours?
Let me see if I can find it.
Mine's 3 minutes and 39 seconds.
Mine's 4 and 43 seconds.
Okay, we're all on different ones.
I got one for 340 was that where that work? Yes, that's it 339. That's it. We got it guys
All right three two one go now
I would die. Are we sure this is a hype song? I feel like we should choose a mouth. You don't like this one?
It is good, but it's not giving me that hype. Oh you wanna, you wanna...
Sometimes. Oh, you want me even crazier?
There's something crazy, something, something crazy.
What else we got?
What is this one?
What about Timber?
Who are you gonna do that one?
You guys take that one, I smoke, take that one.
Oh god, you got your gay.
What's another one?
You're placing my Miana.
I think I have one. What you
got? What you got laid on me?
What do you think about untouched?
Yes. Oh my god. All right.
Untouched by the Veronica's.
The Veronica's yes, yes, yes, this doesn't height you up and pucker your shit. I don't know what will
The left and right head to the left and right
I'm not sure what's going on.
wait for it wait for it here it comes
Hey, Jack!
Let's get...
Yup!
Come on!
I'm feeling it now!
It just...
Alright, alright, now it's just a slow, slow...
I'm feeling it now!
It just...
Oh, my God!
It's just a slow, slow, slow...
It's just a slow, slow, slow...
All right, now it's just a slow, slow, smooth transition.
Now we just slowly back to the left and right,
back to the left and right.
Okay, okay.
Treasure chest party quest by old stone.
Speed it up, speed it up, give yourself a headache.
I'm going as fast as I can, Bound.
Now shake your fucking ass.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I don't know what I'm saying.
We miss you.
Da-la-la-la!
Da-la-la-la!
Oh!
Oh!
You're so unkind!
Da-la-la-la!
Da-la-la-la!
It's so crazy that I'm a winner!
I'm a winner!
I'm a winner!
I'm a winner!
I'm a winner!
I'm awake! I'm awake!
That was your beautiful song.
I've never heard that one.
That was a good one, huh?
I've never heard that one, neither.
That was a beautiful song.
That was a good one.
I'm locked in.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's time to get to it.
It's time to get to business.
I don't know how we lose after something like that.
I just drink so much.
That's your drinking song?
Oh yeah, that's the one that gets me going.
I love that for you.
We should have done, we should do, we should have done
spin your head right round.
That's the ultimate song.
We still have time.
Dude, we're loading it right now.
Okay, all right. If we need it, we have it.
We can get you to spin me around.
I did a couple owls for that song.
Really?
They didn't like that one?
It did sound like something that you might hear
while shopping for sweaters at Macy's.
I won't lie.
Yeah, but at the same time, that's a classic.
Well, I've done never heard of it.
Did you like it?
That's all that matters.
It was pretty good.
It was pretty good, yeah.
But I just think,
spin your head right round right round when you go down, when you go down down.
Or poker face, poker face would be pretty good too.
Yeah, oh yeah, that would be a good one.
That would be a good one.
There's no time, we'll do it another time.
Yeah, yeah, tomorrow.
Let's ride!
I think that was a good jam sesh I think it was pretty good
I think he's out of bed.
I clicked. Yeah, we're out of
thinking for the five gifted
man. I appreciate you, bro.
Uncle and me. Thank you. Thank
you guys so much for the
Disturbi is a good one too.
We'll get them, we'll get them all, we'll get them all lined up, we'll get them all lined up.
We'll get them all lined up.
Sometimes maybe, sometimes maybe she, and today was somewhere in the middle.
6 million delight of the night. Good night. I did not expect to stay up till 1 am tonight,
but here we are.
I
So locked in right now
Yeah, it's a sneaky one. It's a sneaky one
I have to admit that song was trapped, but I am so locked in right now
No, I was pretty nice. I was being nice. I won't lie to you. I damn it. No, not really. I would be a white
I don't I don't want to sit on anybody that likes that song. That's fine
Whatever I mean, there's some type of freak or something like whatever you do you but that's not
I'm working speed go ahead right round right round when you go down when you go down down
I'm still learning. I'm still learning. I was
I
Wow, wow, wow, we go down when you go down
You speak my
You have the voice of an angel or a dying seal if the angel was punished by God that would still be an angel dumbass
Hey, don't you don't you talk angry me don't you talk fucking angry me
Don't you get your
I
Oh my gosh
Where's all the people at everyone's bedtime
Yeah, I'm ready as well.
Pop that sucker, P.
I'm on it.
that sucker P
That was definitely not the barrage of grenades that we threw behind you.
Close door.
Get back, get back, get back.
Open it again.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm opening.
We need to get out of here.
Nice thing over here.
All right, not many more.
Horrible, horrible, Nate, horrible, Nate.
Yeah, we might need to get out of here.
I'm getting burned, I'm getting burned, I'm getting burned.
You guys gotta drop.
It's like I paid him a loudspeaker, what does he say?
We're getting out.
Okay.
Is that a microsoft fucking point?
I got this, I got this.
It's sound like an X-Box off the loudspeaker to stadium
Oh, you were right about the Microsoft
I can hear it yeah, what?
I
Nice
Oh
Yeah, me talking to they were dubbing for
Good
Turn it front turn it front turn it front turn it right back
It's stuck in my head. I'm spinning that morning. I'm out of control
Hello BobbieDee, BobbieDee, BobbieDee, BobbieDee, BobbieDee, BobbieDee, BobbieDee.
Where do they go down, down?
You speed my air, and I'm down.
I don't know where to go.
Down, where are you going?
How down?
What's this thing shooting at?
Right here, in front of me.
It tingles over your head.
Okay.
They're on that tractor over there.
I got your drone.
Oh, okay.
Do I have some?
I'm fine.
You decide to escape!
I got one.
Charge!
Yep, over here.
Nice shot.
They're running the heart, running the heart, running.
Can I see them?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, right.
Well, that didn't use to be great.
Where'd he go?
Around this.
There he is!
where we were
under under
this
that
practice boy last one's here
I said
Oh, they're dumb and poor. I repeat dumb and poor. Oh
it's the hard truth
I think he's right
Yeah, we're gonna talk about that
Level two gross no wonder he was shooting so slow
Oh
Not a fit.
Dropping to dropping to on me.
I
Heard an explosion back where we came from
I
I appreciate you big dog. Welcome everybody inside damn
There I don't know where that's gonna be inside somewhere. I don't see fudge in the sky
Here metal
Right over there
weird
Oh peanut did you ever watch step brothers?
No, you piece little windows button on my keyboard, and I saw that it was like Anne Frank's birthday or something
You told me you were gonna watch it shit. I was just I was just saying
Don't worry guys we were here you say
Wait, did they kill each other and then the drone took out the survivor?
Um, yeah I think so, mm-hmm.
Oh, goodness.
Yeah, goodness, gracious.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, they're dumb and poor anyways.
That's unfortunate.
Honestly, I should be going to a better map.
We're more kidded gentlemen.
Oh, they're dumb and poor anyways.
That's unfortunate.
that's unfortunate honestly I should be going to a better map we won't kid a gentleman
I don't read wait it wasn't answering oh my god I'm gonna be the name somebody's birthday
today so let me oh no let me pop over my windows thing again who's birthday was it oh sorry
Rosa Parks.
Say that, say that, say that.
You know.
It's just on the window, see when you hit window.
So we were, I saw some guys talking about
Anne Hathaway, that's in the chat,
so I kind of got confused.
Oh, what a bad.
Yeah, Rosa Parks' birthday.
Cheers to that, boys!
Cheers, boys!
I'm telling you, if you press your Windows button and then you click on the search bar one time, it'll tell you right there.
Love your content, Pete, for streaming the game.
Press the Windows button, and then... I'm not doing it, excuse me, I have some personal information there.
But Windows button, and then you click the search bar one time, and then it should have her face in the top right.
Nothing happened.
Really? Who's made stones for you?
Hey, when I do it, right there, I press it, when I press it, and then it's right at the top right, she's wearing a red dress with red lipstick, rose of park's birthday.
Well, I also have an update on my windows in like two years, because I'm scared.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll give you windows back.
I don't know how you're able to do that, my shit, fuck it.
The Russians are spying on us.
Oh, I avoid that.
Oh, they're good in the rain, boys!
Ex-Stanid rain!
I'm not.
Not too shabby. Not too shabby.
Back has a bob chicken. What?
You got a Bob? No. No. I had a
a Ven four and a Stitcher four.
Oh. So you're a liar. No.
I see how it is. I see how it is.
I gave you one Bobcat.
Oh no, I see how this, I see how this.
Now next time I find you online supported age 95,
I'm ripping it out of the wall.
Maybe?
In the game of course.
Only to be expected, it's to be expected.
Exactly, exactly.
I have a Max Goup made for us.
Max Goup potential raid.
Oh no.
Do something what you think, do something what you think.
It's something even better.
I don't like that map.
I got to go pee don't kill me what don't get me killed I got to go pee I'll be
right back I got you I won't let you down
I'm almost in the 200,000 space size club.
This is going pretty good.
Nice.
Thanks.
It's in the J-session.
Look at us.
Let's do it that much.
I hate that guy.
Okay, okay.
You pick the song.
Right round.
By Florida?
Yeah, Florida.
Okay.
It's my guy.
Call it.
Florida? Yeah, Florida. Okay. It's my guy. Call it now.
And then through the board to Daniel 3, and maybe 3, Daniel 3.
He's going to tower!
Well, you hit the moves!
You made my head right round, right round, when you go down, when you go down, down.
largh
Sing it Peter, sing it!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Do me my eye, run, run, run, run...
When you go down, when you go down down!
This is me, my, he, my, well, my, well!
When you go down, when you go down down!
It's all we're down, down.
It's all we're down, down.
You need my money.
I'm out of control.
You're buying to help me.
You didn't have a bank loan.
You don't need to go.
I never went to buy.
I never went there.
I never went there.
I never made it round down.
Wow.
I feel synergized.
I feel amazing.
Do you feel it, Mr. Gramps?
I missed it!
Fuck!
Wow.
Wow, I feel re-envigorized.
I, let me tell you a point, let me say something.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
I could conquer a nation.
I could write a book.
I could run a marathon.
I could sail to the United States
and spread diseases to everyone that was there.
Let's ride!
oh shit oh shit
I can't believe you missed that, Ms. Todd, let me tell you.
Let me tell you.
You talk about Drac, you talk about, imagine Christopher Columbus was listening to that
song when he was sailing across the lake, we'd have two United States.
Who would we say, Canada?
Yeah, there's somebody who cares.
I'm in, I'm in.
Come in!
Now we have...
Fuck him!
Take some, buddy!
USA! USA!
Back to my woman to bed!
How'd you night, Reed?
Fuckin'...
Time.
It's scary outside.
Woo!
He's already dying at catwalk.
Two space Jesuses, we gotta go in quick.
Let's get out of their stock.
I
Boys you said that yes
Wait, wait, wait, let us talk to you for one second.
Just rejacking, I think.
Buchan, come on!
Yeah, yeah, they're raging.
Got hit with all headies before.
Yeah, they're raging, they're raging.
Thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir.
Penelope!
But I'm still alive.
In the catwalk.
I've got you don't you worry.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
They don't like me.
I'm gonna die.
I know it was going to remind me.
Yeah.
Did you see that?
We had shots he just got hit with.
His health.
I didn't even see his shield break.
It was just him dying.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
I think that's a $40 spender right there brother.
$40 spender $40 spender.
That's on the time.
I lose my mind.
We it's a nightmare brother.
There's no hatch.
Oh fuck that.
I'm out.
Don't care.
All right.
That didn't work super good for us.
All right.
So who was it was a jaw.
Which one? Oh, those are tits.
They're hard.
Where?
On Jaws for a file.
I've never reported anyone.
Which one was it?
Who was the lazy guy?
It was the...
Lazy.
I heard it.
I'm a pirate.
It was lazy?
Lazy and B2-600.
Yeah.
I don't even have that one.
That was lazy for sure.
I don't even know who I got knocked out by.
I'm not.
All right, boys, GG.
No, I will see you tomorrow.
Fuck you. Good night.
your ass in this next raid. See you tomorrow. Goodbye guys. Goodbye. Good night. Have a great
rest of your night. I'm out of here. There's a mile to die. I'm out of your chat. Thank
you guys so much for chilling dude. Thank you all so much for chilling. I appreciate you
guys. I hope you all have a wonderful rest of your night and I appreciate you guys man.
Good night everyone. I'm fucking exhausted. I cannot stay on for a second longer. I am
I am so tired. Good night guys. See you guys tomorrow. Games of peanut late start to the day
And we have a sponsor tomorrow with delta force with peanut as well
We're going to be playing with him an officer
So I will see you guys then. Good night guys. Much love guys and uh, see you all tomorrow later dudes