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Feelin' like a freight train runnin'
I'm that hurricane turnin'
Feelin' like a boat of bad burden
What are we gonna do?
I'm that fake smile blimmin'
Yeah, I'm the lie that you choose to believe in
Guess the truth kinda lost all meaning
And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I've been a loving lover
I've been a testing brother
I'm taking my time to recover
I'm picking it up when I'm better
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me bro yes it is me fat bram lincoln turn i will turn turn turn god bless
I'm not doing it. What's
We're going on family. We're going on chat.
I
It's like a bad breakup.
It's like a it's like a it's like I broke up with some bitch in high school and everybody's like she wants you back.
I want her back too but
but I can't go back right now. I can't go back.
I can't, there's a shorty with a fat ass in science class.
I can't go back right now.
And that shorty's name is the Isle.
Ah, I gotta pursue it.
I gotta see what's on the other side.
I gotta see it at least a couple of times.
You know, I gotta, I gotta.
Good morning, everyone. I hope you guys are all doing well.
Hope you guys are all doing great. I saw a couple of you in the kick chat this morning.
I swear some of y'all dogs, some of y'all dogs are hawks. I know it doesn't make sense,
but let me explain. This morning, before I open up stream, I usually like to get my dinosaurs
early in the morning, stat early in the morning. I woke up this morning around 8 30, 8 o'clock,
And I came in my room and I was like, I'm gonna unlock the Alasor.
Nobody's gonna see it.
I'm a flight under the radar, unlock it, grab the Alasor, and then no one's gonna know.
I grabbed the Alasor.
I saw about three people in, in kick chat and on Twitch and say, thank you for the Alasor.
Bro, are you guys staring at it?
y'all just are y'all just looking at the bot waiting for someone to lock it unlock it all day long
Is that what y'all do you just sit there and you wait?
That's awesome. Well, don't worry. I'll always unlock it for you. Don't worry. My pantry is your
pantry. You can have a you can have a handful of them Doritos. Sure. Why not?
I
Swear have to service it to the menu waiting for their favorite dino so do we so do we no chat we are gonna be doing I
Have the channel open 24-7 on another moderate came back. That's how much use come here. Let me give me a little smooth
Thank you, and I love you
No, no T-Rex today. We're playing with Summit today. Crazy, chat, crazy. For those who weren't
here yesterday, Summit is now playing the aisle with us. Can you believe it? Can you
believe it? He played yesterday. He enjoyed it from what I understand. He got that shit
kicked out of him, which is a good thing. Anyone in here who's a 1g understands that
in order for Summit to enjoy something, he has to suck at it. And yesterday from what
I heard, he got destroyed. He has to suffer. You know, he likes a little abuse. You're
crazy bitch. So he's gonna be playing with us. So now we got Landmark, Bashe, Bashe,
Summit. Who else are we gonna pull in next to the addiction? You know what it's like
being a crack dealer. I ain't never sold crack, but I sure know what it feels like.
know I should I feel like I'm wheeling and dealing this shit you want to come
try this I'll crack don't come in don't you want come and try this crack don't
just play for a day you won't get addicted they'll do they know they gonna
get addicted and they stuck here with me in my data source anyways I know I'm
trying to get Nick to come and try the crack man I'm trying I'm trying I'm trying
man Nick wants his hoe back oh you better slap me in the ass before you
You talking to me like that bitch boy?
All right?
How dare you?
Y'all getting up back on?
Yeah?
That's a crazy sentence
if you didn't know what we were talking about.
Yo, thank you.
You got so much for all the subs, man.
Red Lux, thank you for the five gifted JD.
Thank you for the five gifted W's in the chat.
Wolf is thinking for the three months,
Teddy, Joe, Fireblade, Husky, MC.
Thank you guys so much.
Jimmy Daisy came in with a sub-offstream.
Go to 86, Jared.
Appreciate you, boys, thank you.
Anything but Arc Raiders, how did,
how did P.Dots game go last night on Arc Raiders?
I was supposed to play, but I'm gonna be honest,
I had a little too much to drink last night.
on a Tuesday and Margaritas really get a goober. Let me tell you. Then Margaritas, then Margaritas,
they the devil. Then Margaritas come back like,
they didn't like it. Oh, they did like it.
Yeah, I was hammered. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like I was to the point where I couldn't even like
Yeah, I didn't even I couldn't even like operate there was no there was no getting in the discord and playing arc Raiders
zero
Zero there was no getting up from my bed and walking to the fridge
And if you you know if I'm not walking to the fridge, it's serious
It's cereal.
Luke in the dead, you ain't got no legs, Luke in the dead.
Thank you for the tier one puffin' in Floyd, thank you.
Nocturnal, thank you, tuna, thank you.
So they did or they didn't like it?
Can I get a general consensus?
I'm misunderstanding you guys.
So they did like it or they didn't like it?
They loved it.
Cool.
Cool.
It's not bad, man.
Honestly, you know, I didn't hate it yesterday, but again, it's, you know, it's just I'm addicted to this game right now. We'll be back on arc. We'll be back. We'll be back on our.
The new modes pretty fun. The new guns look decent. They got, and I don't tell Nick I said this and go blow up again.
up again. That little elf from the South Pole was going to lose his mind. But I think I think
they got a good little bit of content for the next couple of weeks until he gets stale and
everybody hates it. But if Arc Raiders actually comes out with a map update next month, or
yeah, next month, I think it's going to be a good spot.
They just got to keep on doing it bro. It was just so long with not shit to show for it
They just got to keep
You know it's the same bro
It's it's the same thing with the aisle we took an extended period of time off not that we're gonna take nearly as long off of
Arc, but we take time off
We let them catch up get a bunch of content and then we get in there fresh ready to go when it's not a stale
You know Danny, think of yourself over on a two, baby.
I'll hardly ever does update you. You're not wrong.
Why do you think I left last time for a year?
I literally the last time I played this before now is a year and some change ago.
I
Look forward to the rust thing that peanut has planned seems like a pretty cool idea
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm looking forward to it man
Rust is weird rust listen and if there's one person who might be able to change this trend
Let's get it.
Hey, thank you for the $20 super check, okay?
There's one person who can change it, it's P, but every single server, every single content
creator server, every single event, every single everything I've ever done in Rust has
always ended in shit.
Doesn't matter if it's just content creators, doesn't matter if it's just this, that or
the other. There's always drama. There's always bullshit. And I'm going to predict what's
going to happen. Peanut's going to launch the server. All of us are going to get on
there who are newbies. Somehow, some way, Rust content creators are going to slither
their way into the server. And what's going to end up happening is, is it's going to
be who has the more Rust guys than the others. Who's going to have the more pros than the
other team's going to have pros. Then a couple more are going to slip in. Then it's just going to be
three, four, five stacks of rushed players running us down like dogs.
And then everyone's going to be pissed and everyone's going to, you know, be upset.
If Peanut can somehow stop that from happening, I think it's going to be a good time.
But it just it literally takes chat I've 1015 of the wrong people and it's over it is fucking over
I'm fat it's over I hear you I hear you I understand that that's what he said and that's what every streamer
server has said and every single time it happens I'm just telling you say my
first rodeo we've been through this whole ordeal many many of times and
somehow some way it always fucking happens hopefully doesn't like I said
there's anyone who might be able to do it in a good way as Pete but yeah ever
every single, ever, ever, single time it's been shit at the end, every single time.
Is it what they're missing on ARC? What is this?
I don't know. What is this?
Why is it bro every time I watch a clip I feel like the fucking oh my gosh my my speed
is at 75 that makes sense
Dude you sound fucking huge
Yeah, what the fuck
Hey, we're really missing out on a lot.
Oh, rats.
Shit.
How's the hangover?
I've been up since 8.
I've already smashed a Pedialyte.
And a big water.
I'm feeling better.
Feeling good.
I'll do PDLI saves listen any of y'all that drink a little too much PDLI probably it's
It's it's it's it's a godsend. It's the best
He does or something's gonna get on in 10 hours, hopefully not hopefully he gets on a little earlier
Well, he probably not unless hope
So what what happened to the summits Alasor chat, how'd he die yesterday? I heard he was dying like crazy
He doesn't know how to PvP on it. Yeah, it's difficult. It's difficult, but when you get
it down it's a lot of fun let's actually go this way this way is River Delta I
think River Delta is gonna be better to potentially get a start on
Yo, Hunterman, military, enjoy watching your streams up to work.
Much love, yo.
Appreciate your service, man.
I appreciate your service.
Thank you so much, Alex.
Motherfucker.
Oh, shit.
Oh!
I love you, Hudge, but I can't stand the dino game.
Well, we'll see you on the flippity-flip.
Well, see you on the Liberty Flare!
Uh, our Rex died to three staggos. RIP. Bobby Murda, 2.0. RIP Bobby Murda.
RIP. RIP.
I
Always boss the server again DDoS attacks man, I hate to hear that
It's a problem bro, it's a fucking problem man, I don't know why people do it as much as they do it
How do you know where the hell you're going?
Well, there's a map that you can use, but I've gone to the point now where I've played it enough.
I know where I'm going off of spawns.
But after the spawns, if I get stuck in the forest for too long, I get lost just as much as you do.
DDoS attacks is basically when an individual sends like a bunch of fake packets, a packet
is like, let's say you join a server and the server registers that you're joining it.
What people will do is they'll have like bots that will join and leave the server over and
over again like tens of thousands of times and it will DDoS the server by the server
trying to register that they're joining and when it's registering one then they leave
and then another one does it, multiply that by a thousand and the server just crashes.
Basically in simple simplistic terms what a DDoS is.
Uh, on here, the tip of the mountain on our queue that's north, the bottom is south.
Imagine you're trying to go to McDonald's, but there's 50,000 people in front of you
so you can't get in and get the food, that's what DDoSing is.
I mean, in a way, it's more like 50,000 people are standing at the doors just opening and
closing the door at the same time.
That's what a DDoS is.
It just makes the server not be able to register what the hell is going on until it crashes.
Yeah, like 50,000 ghosts.
All right.
Lord, help us. Lord, Lord, we come to you today.
To give thanks and to pray, because there is an Adonisuchus in this water that's going to kill me and take my out of the sword before he gets any chance to grow.
and all of Chad said amen please no
Dinosuchus oh my god I thought that
push was a Dinosuchus all rise
This is the Allosaurus.
Think of it as a big raptor.
So, our strap.
We are going to head over to River Delta.
We are going to try and grow very big, very large.
We are solo-dolo right now.
I don't know if Fosch is getting on to date.
Does anyone know how late Fosch was up last night?
You guys got to remember, he old.
Why does the, what was that?
Why does Hortest cause people to play elsewhere?
What is it?
I saw who's being close.
Hortest is just a testing server.
That's where all the new content
that the aisle is bringing is tested
before it hits the actual servers, which is the verma.
So like let's say that a new dino is getting brought in.
They'll put that new dino on Hortest,
have a bunch of people join the Hortest, test it,
make sure it's stable before they put it
on the verma servers, which is like the official branch.
Aloe is going to be for Summit.
Well, to be 100% real with you, my friend, and with all due respect, Aloe is a very,
very, very hard dino to grow.
So if we want Summit to be able to actually play it, we're going to have to be pretty
much full-grown when he gets on and shaper on him to grow.
This is a bitch.
An absolute bitch to grow.
Yeah, I know Summit likes this era, but Summit needs to spread his wings and fly, and I think
that he'll like the Allo as well.
If all he does is play, Sera, he's playing 20% of the game, not even.
Mosh said in his server about half an hour ago, he wasn't streaming today, aww shit.
Mickey! Get at the server!
I'm on Sarah stole that John and get an aloe
Get out of my way rock
Man there ain't nothing better than than first first seconds of my day being a storm dammit
All right, we should be approaching River Delta very soon.
We're here.
very good
yeah I saw that out of my saw you death
fucking brutal man
I say brutal but you already know if it was me or you in that situation we would have done the same shit
I just hope it was legit
Yes, I'm good, Mick. No rush.
Uh, it's rainy. It's a storm happening right now. That's why the game is so dark.
As you can probably hear with the water.
Death!
Ooh!
always well on streambills, that's why.
They all much love, brother.
Much love, big dog.
There he is, you see him?
You see that little piece of shit up there?
You fucking asshole.
Fuck you.
Yeah, thank you so much for the $100 donation over all the superchata sphere of YouTube.
We appreciate you, man.
Thank you so much.
Jack, we need some love in here for death coming in with a $100 super chat.
Much love, bro.
Oh, piece of shit, Herrera man.
Man, that's the only food here.
Problem is, we are not big enough to even fight him on the ground.
If that's me, I'm jumping from that tree and beating the shit out of myself.
Luckily, we got a little bit of food.
I'm so tired of this rain already.
Chat, watch the open field.
Let me go use the restroom real quick while it's raining.
I'm tired of looking at the damn rain.
I'll be right back.
Oh
What happened yo what the hell
Dad thinking about another hundred dollars super chat man. Good night, brother. We appreciate you bro chat. Oh some love in here
Here we come my man, God bless it.
Flexing on a morning day.
You're my favorite, Dino.
And he won't let it!
Finish what I'm talking about!
How about me?
What about Jack?
Hey, Jack.
Hey.
Do you reckon this prime?
Autobots roll out.
Man, get this rain out of here!
I miss this game.
We'll come and play.
What's stopping ya?
Oh shit.
Oh, shit.
Friendly man!
Friendly man!
Friendly man!
I want a beef man, friendly man!
Hark updates, bud, but I'll be on the aisle next week. Okay.
That was good. We'll be waiting.
We'll be waiting.
Me and my alo family
Onwards?
Onwards?
Onwards?
Jesus!
What the hell is that?
No, but what up?
No new update today?
I'm addicted bro, I'm sorry.
I'm addicted to the dino game man.
That's all I think about all day long.
All I want to do with all I want to play.
I've just uh dude, I've been enjoying it so much I don't want to play nothing else.
Is that a trike?
Oh my god, no.
Alright, well.
Oh, that's a Herrera.
Oh man.
Well, there ain't no movement.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh that's Sarah's getting mobbed.
Little fucking bitch!
God!
Everything was to kill me, man!
I
Disgraceous
Holy shit
What boss you say Friday run allows parenting today. All right, so boss was to play alo on Friday
I
Don't know maybe maybe boss because I'm trying to do a T Rex grow again
Maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe
Possibly
Yeah, no, we all addicted to the Rex runs.
They're just too much fun.
There's a thousand dillos out here.
Very shit for food.
Luckily, alos at the beginning stages don't have to eat too much, so...
You just need to find one more good body that's not getting camped by a fucking Herrera.
Little bastards.
You know, it's Rust server on Friday, oh my god.
I'm getting pulled in so many directions!
I don't know how to satisfy everybody!
at the same time I just want to play dino's
I mean we could always chat maybe we go for body drops
that's weak yeah well my Johnson is pretty small oh my gosh he's got a whole
shit ton of super chats yeah okay thank you so much for the tenor you got me on
the aisle and scratch my Tism. I play nearly every day. I wanted to ask you had to play
Herbivore would you play patchy? I break legs, claim ankles, thighs and hamstrings like a
sprinkler in the outfield on a Tuesday. I'm breaking legs, breaking faces, bro. Love
the patchy. Thank you for the 10 of shadow. Thank you for the two. You need a time to
track grow and time taken. That is true. That'd be cool. I have to do that. I just want to
I said, thank you for being, uh, you brother last night.
I teamed up with a fellow Hutch and MF band last night and by chance we grouped
up and have fun. Thanks for the excellent content, brother. Hell yeah.
Vincent. I'm happy to hear that, man. Yeah.
We got a community of some pretty cool people.
A lot of very few nipples, very few. I mean,
you wouldn't believe how many nipple is bastards take refuge here,
but there's some good people, even though they lack nipples on their chest.
This one is just part of it. Part of the grind, you know, like a refugee camp here for the Nipolas.
I have two I swear. You don't have to lie here. It's a safe place.
All right, this is where we want to be. This is, this is not a bad area.
My god, there's a thousand Delos.
Go ahead and get some water
It's hard out here for a solo Alice over
Yo, oh geez appreciate you, man
Well, let's go over to water access.
Maybe we find some food.
Maybe we live, maybe we die.
Maybe we live, maybe we die.
I mean chat, do we, do we risk it for the biscuit
and go to the highlands?
What do you guys think?
I'm now on Aloe.
Also, I'm at Delta Sanctuary.
Okay, I'm actively running away from you.
I apologize.
I'm going to Water Access
and I'm gonna see what I can do over there.
That's food on the other side.
We'll go back to the bridge.
The Merchant Babies, yeah, it's hard, bro.
Aloe is not good early.
Aloe, here's the problem with Aloe.
Aloe is very good at around 45 to 50 percent.
Before then, we are terrible at everything.
We getting killed by Raptors, we getting killed by Sharers, we getting killed by Carnos.
We cannot win a fight.
But once we get a little bit larger, we're gonna be just fine, but we got to get a little bit larger to be just fine I
Don't honestly say I love is very similar to T reps in that fact where you are virtually useless before 50%
That's what's really really hard about surviving on it
It's a bleed. It's a it's a bleed dino and you can't bleach it when you and I'm dead
I mean, where the hell did they even come from, bro?
I should have F2'd.
I should have F2'd.
I don't even know why is there three fully grown motherfuckers running through the woods
like that.
What the fuck just happened in that area?
Which I remind me to have to from now on.
What the fuck just happened?
What the fuck was that?
Yeah, sounds good, Mickey. Send me it over. I'll come to you.
I
Send me over to code make send me over to code
Luckily, we I mean we didn't do shit. We didn't have anything
Like I said very hard to survive
I'll tell you make you got to go somewhere else there's stuff nearby you I'll tell you
I think out of this whole patch what I hate the most isn't Rex's isn't anything it's
fucking Trudons like Trudons this this like update is absolutely fucking
terrible like they can just sit in baby spawns they just run around and
absolutely destroy everyone we're gonna wait to TP to make it after like bro it
is bad their poison is fucking insane and even worse they're getting up off
they're getting a fucking buff
I got run away from everybody give me one sec
shit
other species nearby your friend
We we a we going back and forth Mickey someone's near me someone's near you so what's there be someone's near you
We can't get away from these dogs. I'm trying again
Are you TPing on this server you can TP through the discord bot channel you can TP to your friends
As long as you both are very small, and like a certain percentage, you can go back and
forth.
But once you get to a certain size, you can't, and I think it's like a two hour cool down.
I'm the hardest to get over to Mickey.
Let me try here.
I need a hundred percent stamina.
How about you just puked me?
Going friend.
Try this again.
Other species nearby.
Oh my god, I'm gonna lose it.
Other species nearby.
I mean, I understand why they do it. It's like something that is virtually useless later
on, but very strong, you know, at the early stages of life, like, you know, I get why
why it's a thing. I just don't like that it's a thing. It really is just something where
People they're just killing babies on repeat and then they're not a worry in the world, but oh
Man
They're so quick too, bro. Oh
Mickey
Yo, yo
I
Got food on me Mickey
It's open let me go get some rocks
I don't know, but bitch, I can't get back over it.
Motherfucker.
Oh, I should invite you.
Where'd you go, Mick?
There he is.
Dumb big.
Dumbed and big.
He wrecks.
He wrecks big.
He wrecks.
I'm running with my wife. He ain't gonna get my wife. Fuck him. F2, got it. Thank you,
Jeff. Ain't nobody taking my wife from me. I do probably need to eat this soon so that
It doesn't make him come straight to me, but at the same time, I got a stomach.
F2 records the gameplay.
In case people are running across the map, I mean, uh...
We might just need to eat this.
come on fuck you I heard something
Yeah, T-Rex took all of our food.
What do you prefer, Allo or Sarah?
If I had to like actually try and kill people and like, you know, it was like, uh, I thought
you're gonna pick one Dino to take out the rest.
And I had to pick between the two.
I'm picking Sarah.
But in my opinion, and Alo is a better dino, I just not good at it.
Now, if I'm playing for enjoyment, Alo for sure, Alo is just a lot more fun to me.
You can do a lot more things.
You can kill a lot more things on Alo than you can on Sera, although, I mean, even with
that being said, you can kill a lot of things on Sera too.
But like at T-Rex, you have a very small chance of killing a T-Rex on Sera, like less
than 1% in a group of four packs of Saras.
And three pack of of
Aloes you have a chance like in my opinion right now the alo is the most versatile dino in the game
You can kill virtually anything on alo because of its bleeds and because of its pin
but on Sarah
You get you ain't killing a good majority of things like you can't bleed out a trike
Or a Dibble you can kill them, but you can't bleed them out and
And Divils aren't an issue on on Sarah, but trikes are
You catch a trace in next stream, you know listen guys we said it before I'm gonna say it again. He's lashing out
You know
Yeah, let's go make
He's lashing out right now. He misses us. I miss him. I love him, you know
He's a beautiful man and he's a little upset all the time, but he's beautiful.
He's good looking, he's lashing, and I get it, you know, I went to college, I'm getting
a degree in dino land, I get it.
Sometimes a gooper got to fly away, sometimes a gooper got to fly away, and we'll be back,
we'll come home, we'll visit during Christmas time, thanksgiving.
It isn't a goodbye, it's a see you later.
Hahaha.
Brexite, no, we're allowing today.
I got my perfect diet. Well, good for you, Mickey. I got shit.
I got depression. That's what I got.
Damn it.
I got diabetes.
I got diabetes.
What's in your life?
You don't need everything.
What the hell?
All right.
Thank you.
What's up?
Do you want to square up?
Do you want to square up?
Do you want to get caught?
Get up!
Get over here.
Get over here then.
see these hands you don't want to yeah come on bitch slap em up okay you're
lucky I ain't close to you
don't be scared of those little grippers I got large hands Mickey you don't have
a large hand you got a little small bitch hands I got large hands I got I got
I got bear balls
No, I got big hands, but small other thing amen to that
Hey, can I get an amen to us? You got a small Johnson. Can I get an amen? Amen, but it ain't the size of the bullets
It's the placement. It ain't the caliber, but the placement
everything does its job at a thousand pumps a second at a thousand pumps a
second not the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean god bless
22 Cal could be deadly ain't it
Wait Mickey you want you you want your voice you want your vocal chords. Let me get you set up stuff
Let me get you that up.
I would like to, I don't want to sound like Stephen Hawking, okay?
I'm gay.
Mickey, I'll give you a sexy voice.
N-O-S-U-E-1988, right?
That's you?
Is that how you spell it?
If not, just put it in there, put it in there. Discord messages.
M-O-S-U-E 1988.
Yep. Damn, it's bad. I remember that. Okay.
M-O-S-U-E. All right. Options.
Advanced.
Preferred voice.
I'll give you a Google US English.
All right, go ahead and say something Mickey.
Oh wait, wrong one, there we go.
Am I phone hot right now?
Okay, that's, wait a second, that's not gonna work, that's not gonna work.
We'll do UK English mail.
Alright, let's try that one.
Hey baby.
Blimey.
There it is. There it is. Now you sound sexy.
Or
Like I'm gonna dump you tea in the water either one either one
No, ma'am all good over here
Take my pills I know
I can't wait to get on the road again.
I'm probably gonna eat mekky, my friend.
I can't wait to get on the road again.
I'll thank you hers.
No, my T-Rex didn't get sold.
My T-Rex is dead.
I got killed by three stegos.
I got overconfident.
And I died.
Here's what it is.
The way it is, things will never be the same!
07 Bobby Murder
07 Bobby Murder? Yo, I actually like this voice a lot for you, Mickey. You sound good.
Oh, fuck you! Trudon? I hate those sons of bitches!
I sound smart. You do sound smart. And like, you don't have many teeth.
We both know that's not the case oh wait a second. This voice is actually perfect for Mickey
Bro Trudons are the worst they're the worst they're the worst they're the worst I hate them I
I hate them more than anything.
Mickey, you think we go through the tunnel and go and look for a body drop at the shipping
containers area?
What you think?
What you think?
What you think?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Let's not take the tunnel.
Oh my god, I thought that was someone else, my heart dropped.
Yo, uh, Valhalla, think of it as two months, man.
Vicious, think of it as a hundred bitties.
Hugo, think of it as six months.
I
Feel it even 32 bonus DRG and alarm. Thank you
Let's go I hate those allos bro. I hate them more than anything
thing and I love sorry two don'ts
you don't start that bad when everyone's playing Rex and one shotting yeah but I
I would argue, actually, I mean, I hear that.
I'm not gonna argue that.
Joey with the 50 gifted subs over on the tube.
Joey!
Take your shirt off!
Jack, we get some love in here for Joey
coming in with a 50.
God bless him.
What a G, what a beast.
We appreciate you.
Oh my gosh, gosh, gosh.
Oh, yeah, I see the vision, Mick.
I see the vision.
I see the vision, Mick.
Love that about you.
Love that about you.
W's in the chat, Joey.
I appreciate the love, man.
Thank you so much.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
Oh, that's a good one.
Oh, that's awesome rooster
Yeah, I'm uh, I opened up. I think I was watching crunchy just yesterday on
His uh, I don't know if it was his t-rex run or thank you swap. He's playing something else for a little bit
Yeah, I watch I try and watch all of them. I'm trying. I'm a student of the game, man. I try and learn
try to get better.
I'm also very obsessive with games, so...
like, when I'm not playing it, I'm thinking about it and I'm watching it.
How I am.
No arc today! No arc today, gentlemen!
You see me on the aisle?
2 plus 2 equals 5.
No arc today.
Be dinosaurs today. Who the fuck is calling me?
Bam!
These trudans keep one calling, in thinking they're trying to locate us.
Well, if they kill me again, Mick, especially out here, they're gonna get sauced. That's for sure.
Hopefully they don't. Hopefully they're not that stupid.
But I think it might be different. I mean, the other one's right, like, all the way to Delta.
But they are fully grown, so...
Stupid is what stupid does.
That is true.
That is a smart word said from a smart man.
What the fuck was that?
Yo, yo, scoot over Mickey. I'm trying to hide behind the tree too.
Mickey, scoot over.
I agree.
Mark clears this walking, saving a lion or some of you motherfuckers.
Some of you motherfuckers are insufferable.
It's insanity to me.
Shut the hell up.
Nobody cares about your opinion.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
I
Brother ain't no food anywhere. This is a bad
It's such a uber for a body drop right now. Yeah, me too, man. This this is bad news Billy bears
Bad news Billy bears, I mean we can't go sanctuary we cannot there's Trudon's in there 1 billion percent
Oh me and Mickey went opposite directions fuck
I
Mickey one call of law. Oh, there you are coming
Want to go North Lake? I want to go anywhere. Oh
Hey, it looks like we're gonna have to suck somebody for a body drop Mickey. Look at that. God bless
Love it. Fuck. Yeah, baby
Oh my god saved saved where's rocks where's rocks where is thy rocks
I got to do some mouth exercise and warm up I suppose I'm gonna go get a rock I'll be
back hey survival situation Jack a wise man once said sometimes you got a sucka
dick to survive can I get an amen and I get an amen damn it
wait hold on wait you guys aren't following me up okay it's all good I
I thought we were all like on the same page.
So, hey, flag on the play, holding defense.
Your word is all you got.
By the art penalty, first down.
My bad, my bad.
That's my bad, my bad.
Oh, I'm dead.
I thought you just got merked.
I miss football.
Yeah, me too, bro.
Me too.
Well, I miss football.
I miss everything about football than AJ Brown.
I don't miss AJ Brown.
I hope he gets traded to the pets.
Oh my God.
Go to the Patriots.
Never wanna hear your name again.
I hate you.
I hate you, bitch.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Wanna be our mama?
Oh thank you good sir thank you bitch. I love you bitch. I love you bitch. Oh I love you.
Oh we're alive, we're alive.
well the turn of events that has happened and unfolded it's great we now have a
mom or a papa I'm not really too sure let me check actually never mind
What's his name?
Oh, yeah, he does have a name, sure.
Hey, what's his name?
Oh, Hugh?
Huge hog!
to check out start to check out I'm starting to understand I missed that I
missed that I thought his name was hug
Oh
Words you know, it's the size the hog that matters is the size of your balls
calls. Amen. Amen, Mickey. You
know, have you ever been told
you're a wordsmith? You know,
you're a wordsmith couple of
beers. Thank you so much for
the five gifted that I
appreciate you. Absolute
legend, bro. Chad is insane.
We are less than five. We are
less than I was going to say
500. We're less than 50 subs
away from 11 K on a fucking
game that is in sanity boys I appreciate the love man truly thank you
this game's is dicting I don't know why brother welcome welcome to insanity my
name is Hutch it's good to have you trust me we all agree this is like like
we're all huffing galaxy gas you know we ain't proud of it but dude the shit's
just we addicted we're addicted it's embarrassing it is what it is but God we
love it it's just man it's awesome
I am proud of me too every man's in a child yearns for dinosaurs man I fucking love dinosaurs
bro. I love him. Mike, thank you for the five gifted over on the tube. I appreciate you,
baby. Thank you so much for love.
No, at some point, I'd like to think that I'm riding on the back of my dinosaur whenever I
go into battle. You know what I mean? I feel like I'm riding on the back of him. Maybe I should
be like right here but I really feel like I'm riding on the back of this dinosaur taking on the
opposition. What's up bitches? Yeah, yeah!
Damn! Garrett with the 25 gifted over on kick? Wonder if he knows who we are. I'm not too sure.
Gareth, thank you so much for the 25 gifted overall kick, man.
I appreciate you, brother.
Kick chat!
We get some W's over there for my man coming over to 25.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
My wife was a dino.
What would she be?
Shit.
A Galli Mamas.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
A Galli should be a chicken.
Long legs.
And a thick heart.
And ass.
Oh my gosh.
The perfect hiding location.
Excuse me, Papa.
Get a couple of racks.
No, Burrito, well, you have a couple of choices.
You can fight to the death or you can entomb it, start all over and go for an entombed dino
So you're even stronger than what you are now you can't sell the dino if you're on this specific server
You got a lot of choices actually nowadays
If I were you I didn't tune that bitch
Actually, if you're just kind of roaming around going what do I do now?
I don't want to lose it, you know
If you're more into like the survival part of the game
I didn't tune if you're more into like the PvP part fight right to the death man
Yeah, we're storing bring it back in 60 later
No, you can't sell dinos for real money if you get caught doing that you get banned but
you can sell it for PP coins.
Basically it's a currency for the server where you can buy, buy dinos from other people
and other stuff on the auction house.
No, I've died on all my cool ones.
Every single time I get a cool skin, it's like a curse I die, but I keep one of them.
I want another cool skin.
I want to try that other one.
Not the black, not the white, but the...
Isn't there like a third cool one, which is like black on top, white on the bottom?
been getting tossed back and forth from Triple A in the majors. Any advice? Man, he's already
farther than I ever went. From what I understand from guys like friends of mine who are in
the big leagues, man, it's just about season and opportunity. I think a lot of that kind
of stuff comes down to people getting injured and you going up and doing really well. I
mean, he's already in a great spot. I think he just keeps on keeping on and, you know,
Hopefully, he can solidify himself on the team.
What it's all about, man.
Even just being there is a blessing.
It's awesome.
I'm happy for him.
Jackson, think of it a fiver.
Big, think of it a tenor.
Just want you to know that we all enjoy you playing
and having fun playing.
Thanks for the good times.
I appreciate you, bro.
Thank you for the love, man.
I need some water, I need some water.
Isn't this drinking spot right here pretty safe Mick?
Right over here?
I'm pretty sure it is, I think.
If you want to reach Gosh's normal demise.
Oh, okay, never mind.
Oh, my gosh, our boy's a psychopath.
He'll tank, he'll get grabbed and drowned and killed right in front of our eyes.
I don't know about tanking.
How does the outlaw verse dino go?
get grabbed and killed within a second. It's ain't like T-Rex, we ain't big enough to
punk a Dinosukus no more. On land you can fuck one up, but Dinosukuses, they got a really
good bleed resist. They got a really good vomit resist. Dinosukuses are just tanks,
bro. The only thing that punks a Dinosukus is a T-Rex and like a Stego or a Trike. Anything
That is, weighs more or weighs the same as the Dinosuchus.
Anything that weighs lighter?
GGs.
Or weighs less?
Why diet?
little bitch come on come back up here come back up here come get some pussy don't get
some you won't you won't whoa whoa whoa careful now
a huge hog really does have a huge hog and a massive pair of balls my goodness
he just punkin next to the water
I can't compete
now nobody can competing is that what is this
I can't tell what this is
oh it's wrong it doesn't matter what it is
hatches
Oh shit. Oh shit, they're coming. They're coming!
Oh shit!
You. You are the massive Rex.
Well, he just smelled your arse.
you
you
yo
yo
papa
papa
go back up
Yo, hoppa hoppa
Go back up
Shut up bitch
Yo
I think he's dead.
Oh, he's over there.
Oh shit, not good, Mickey.
We gotta go round a pond.
We gotta go round a pond.
Yeah, we're going around.
I'm coming.
Hey killin' em, hey killin' em we're so far!
Oh my gosh.
We're coming Hugh!
We're coming!
Dibble!
A small one?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
You dibble on us!
You gotta track him.
Our boys gonna fuck him up.
Papa gonna mess him up and I'm gonna eat like a king
on us you on us baby
He's going to be low stamina too.
Huge maintain your stamina.
He got eggs!
He led us back to his babies!
There's a little one!
Yum some delicious food.
I
Fucking oblivious
Run you can't catch up to me. I'm faster than him
Yeah, I know we're waiting for she like I do nothing small
Oh
Slipped on my arm wrong last night
We got to eat your babies.
What size is that right now?
39.
We're about to be hitting a growth spurt, which is good, but I need food right now.
We gotta do this.
for you.
Oh shit.
Oh
Big claw swipe big claw swipe
He's definitely a little fucked up now that's for sure
Damn you, there's tank in that shit, you psycho!
Nice!
Good!
He's bleeding bad.
He's bleeding bad.
I'm not even hurt.
Oh, he's a fucking beast.
His boy fell off!
His boy fell off, Mick!
We go kill the baby here.
You stay here.
You got me again?
What'd you get me?
Rex here?
Where's the Rex?
What'd you get me?
Oh my gosh.
I love it. One second, let me show chat after I kill this little guy over here.
Let me come show chat come come put on camera
Yeah, that's awesome. I get another cup of coffee you filled up with that
All right tomorrow we'll show it off. Thank you baby. It's awesome
Uh, where is everybody at?
There's Mickey.
It's you, Dad, Mickey.
It's you, Dad.
Mickey's running.
Yeah, looks like you died.
God, well, shit.
He was dead.
Mom's starving.
Say good.
We'll kill them, Mac. We'll kill them.
Oh, sevens. Mom was dead.
I need food so bad.
Man!
R-I-P-Q.
R-I-P-Q.
R.I.P. Hue.
Yeah, he said,
well I went down there to look for the baby and I guess you got got by the Rex or,
I mean who knows, he was coin flipping with that devil.
That was crazy.
I mean Mickey, I think we're fucked, bud.
I think we're fucked.
I got 23% on diet, but I'm eating my drugs first, and my stomach's almost zero.
Smell food, coaches run around.
Freaking out!
Bashi, Bashi!
Oh, man.
Not like this, not like this.
You gonna go to the sanctuary? Oh, shit.
Well, boys, this ain't good.
Let's go, Mickey.
I'm 17% growth rate.
Ah, I'm cooked. I'm so cooked.
I'm so fucking cooked.
There is not an ounce of food anywhere over here.
dude that Chad hates me it's ain't good man
rip the bronze bomber rip everything bro this is fucking this is a tragedy
It's a tragedy!
Oh food!
Food!
Food!
Food!
Food!
Oh food! Food!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
We're gonna die in true arms, I already know it.
I'm too big! No, I'm too big!
I gotta go for it, I don't care.
There's raptors down there making this oh shit
I got a bow!
I got a bow!
Yes!
Fuck you!
Eat it all, Mickey, get it all, eat it all, get it all, eat it all.
Oh, we're outside a cave entrance, Chad, which means we have a good chance of getting
a cool skin while we're down here.
This, in every day, is going to play out.
Give me some of that.
Rapid dehydration may vomit, wounded.
May vomit, don't do it.
Don't do it.
I've got to heal my broken leg.
Wait, Mickey, you should go and eat a bone right now.
Take two bites of a bone so that you can get that mutation.
We have a chance at it.
Just don't throw up, it's one bite, get off of it.
So you can get the bone eating mutation.
That could hook us up big time.
I've already been watching it, Phil.
I've already been watching it, bro.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, we're alive, we're alive, we're alive.
Ate a small bone, nice, you should get it then, you're good.
We're alive, we're alive.
27% growth rate, we're gonna need to hit again,
once we're not fucked up.
We also got the sanctuary...
Dude, Mickey, the sanctuary call.
Incredible call, young man. Incredible call.
Oh, shit.
That guy's calling out to all of his brothers that we just murdered.
Well, sometimes you just have to risk it.
Yup. I mean, you're talking to a guy who jumped off a cliff and jumped on a truth on trust me. I agree.
What percentage is you at? Zero percent? He's fucking dead.
No, we're an allosaur, or an aloe.
Basically, we're monster raptors.
We're very big raptors.
I will take the eating one next mutation, then I'm traumatic on four.
Yeah.
No, we're chilling till the summit gets on.
Did we run into some random guy out there?
We'll link up with him, but...
Go save him in the spot for J-Rock.
Rex is dead.
Oh, it's summer starting with GTA today.
Oh, well, rip.
Well, well, well, well, well.
07, 07.
Did he not enjoy his day yesterday? Was he just getting bodied all day?
He said he had fun. Oh, got it. Oh, new heist today. Got it.
Didn't something hurt for 13 hours or something? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Let me check.
Let's take a little gander and look.
He played for 13 hours. Yeah, damn
I
Every time I pull you up you are wandering through a forest I'm getting off the game like healed I
I have like tried to watch I have tried to watch his stream and I make it five minutes
He's just walking around doing nothing
I'm already tilted. I mean, I haven't even queued into rivals today. I'm already mad,
bro. You guys got my, you got my, my test up or something, bro. My test has been going
up by the way, which is really good. Cause I'd like low-test Dostro. I did not know.
Bro, I didn't realize I have to say this, bro. I didn't realize how bad you feel when
you have low testosterone. I don't know if that makes sense. Like, dude, I mean, this
like you're in the age of like 20s, 30s, and
like and you kind of feel just tired, like groggy.
Don't have your mental not that it's.
Oh my gosh, he doesn't understand how great this game is.
That's all he doesn't get it.
get it he doesn't understand that's all that's all none of them understand they
don't they don't understand why we love it we got to go again big says a
bless we got to go again we got to start moving we need food luckily now we're
I'm picking up to kill things.
I'm with you. I need food ASAP, 60% growth rate. Not good.
If we get elder on this run, or prom, I mean, I mean dude, we're the best.
We are the best if we can get prime on this run.
Are you healing this game? Just laying down and relaxing.
stuff on tree
all right this guy is the beast
fuck it
fuck you
fuck it
I saw food over here
food close
NOOO
Oh my sweet heavens
I'm going to do it again, but we can't rest, we gotta keep looking for food.
Did nothing but bones man, there's nothing but bones.
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I
Want percent bro
That dillo actually would have been nice kill shit shit
shit
how could you just leave us like this
he's not even hurt
he's not even hurt man, he's not even hurt
Damn it bro, damn it bro, this ain't good, this ain't good.
Bro, what are those?
Are those T-Rexes?
Or are those Hallows?
Some massive in front of us make absolutely huge
in front of us, bro.
Two of them.
Leftovers on bridge. Go, go, go!
Leftovers on bridge.
Leftovers on bridge.
Where's the leftovers?
There's the leftovers
There's something here
Fuck this well, it's you're hot
Oh food coming has organs
Tell me it has more can make
It doesn't it's a bird it's a bird
All right, all right P prime. I don't think there's any way we get prime now
There's nothing in Highlands, aw brother.
I gotta hope some shit spawns.
They're too small.
Oh!
This is Aloe?
No!
Do we just say fuck it?
No it's not!
It's not Aloe!
It's a Dillo!
I'm at 44. I can give you this if you need it.
I'm at 44. I can give you this if you need it.
Should I give you wait, what's your what's your percentage? I'm at 44. I can give you this if you need it. Oh
My god, what a save 60% all right eat that and then tell me
Something big something big careful big careful big
Oh, shit!
Make you see if you can eat that body over there.
No, it's not the graphics chat.
It's the fact that today we've been cursed with bad weather, terrible weather and rain.
All day today it's just been raining, it hasn't been nice outside the whole time.
Oh, I do need to take my pills, shit.
32% diet and 50% food, him just out of stamina entirely.
Oh my gosh, all right, let's chill for a second.
We're okay, we're alive Mickey, that's all that matters.
I probably should have saved you the ham.
I'm not worried we get more food.
Yeah, yeah, that was a huge save.
That was a huge save.
Absolutely massive.
Oh, yeah, we need to turn the sound up.
Uh, well, the problem is with the big homies is that, well, it maxes your best three.
That would make us four, so we can't do that.
I will go bathroom break and goosefrog a stretch.
Okay, sounds good.
I'm going to try and get more of this, Dilla.
Yeah, boys. Why are we camping bodies, man? Come on. What are y'all doing? What are you
you guys doing that
I mean, I guess fuck that fool, I don't know.
The fuck is wrong with this guy?
all right Mickey's back thank goodness
What the fuck is going on?
What's he doing?
I think I just bit Mickey in the face.
Oh, he bit me.
I don't know what just happened,
but I'll take it.
I don't know.
I'm not really too sure what the fuck just went down.
What's up, baby?
Huh?
yeah yeah perfect no how good love you
no I don't think you do you see it
that's what I'm talking about.
Is that not B? Wait, where's B at? Oh, seven, Mr. Dibble.
Yeah. Yeah.
I hope we just hit a growth rate.
Alright, we got perfect diet, it's done.
You can now heal a little.
Alright, let's show.
Yeah, weird.
All good.
Whatever.
It looks like it meets back on the video, I guess.
Alright, I'll take it.
Sure, why not?
language I read that he wanted us to kill him. Yeah, I mean, I don't know if he's in
the stream or if that was just kill me so I can do something else. I'm not too short,
but I will take it either way.
A kill is a kill, even if it's a friend.
Yeah, true.
Might have failed Prime.
Yeah, Prime Road, I think Prime is safe.
I think.
Not too sure, hopefully.
No, we will go migrations now.
Well, I'm talking about it being saved
like we were in a bad spot now we're okay Mickey.
And we still have the opportunity,
we didn't fail the die apart.
Leave that rest for Mickey.
Once we hit 50, our, uh, oh, Dibble, the body is being huge.
Okay.
Once we hit 50, our stomach should drop pretty significantly, or a little bit at least, we'll
eat the body.
All right.
What are we taking?
Do we take traumatic or do we take we take enhanced I think right I
Took osteophagic
Well you took wait, yeah, you took the bone eating I
Have we take enhanced digestion?
Check discord. That's what it does. It's cause I unlocked it. Yeah
We had that on one of our guys once we had that on a Rex funny enough I
Would do nutrition decay so that we can grow faster
And then but then yeah, we take that and then we do traumatic next
Do that grow a little bit faster and then we when we in tune the aloe we can grow faster on our next life as well
B is what helps you heal faster writer is that why?
Okay, I need to keep eating this be the
Think Nicky's gonna go up and get some routes each other to join him. I know he's just chilling up here
All right, this should 50% very good chat
Now we just wait a little bit longer get some bee and then to the water
Go with our graders. No, just chillin. Just been enjoying the aisle, man
Let's just heal a little more we got plenty of time for two migration zones. Yes, sir. Highland then WIA. Yep
No, I turned F2 off for now, we're chillin.
I'll turn it back on whenever we start roaming.
W run so far, dude, it has been a fight of survival today.
We have been our back against the wall from spawn.
We had a boy, our boy has been murdered, RIP, huge balls, or huge hog, he fought a
devil and did not win, but he's not even low, just in case you were on the ass.
Hugh hog will be forever remembered.
Then we jumped off of a cliff and killed a Trudon.
We don't know.
Mickey, did you see how Hugh Cog died?
What killed him?
Was it the devil or was it the Rex?
The Rex yeah, so we got snuck up on I
Can't believe the Rex went after him instead of going after the I mean he probably killed both
He probably killed him and the devil. Let's be honest with ourselves. I was helping him until he died
I even pounced the Rex
I'm surprised the Rex didn't go after the devil. Isn't that more food?
Yeah, we played ready or not done a couple sponsors with ready or not funny enough. It's a good game
Hello is more food than Dibble I believe.
Oh, got it.
Hey, more of a threat, yeah.
Yeah, we'll have two in a moment.
My Rex is dead.
Bobby Murda 2.0 got killed by a bunch of stagos.
RIP Bobby Murda.
RIP Bobby Murda.
I did warn Hugh but he didn't run when I said Rex. Yeah I remember I saw it and I did not
see Hugh move at all. You just sat there and mean mugged him.
You too like the stream
Oh there's no way of training again.
It has been raining all day.
What the hell?
I'm gonna get a bite of this before the rain starts
Did I just hear a I was a bird
Cool.
Heal a little bit more, then we'll be Gucci.
Dino, the Flying Dino Smire, yeah, it's a lot of fun.
173% growth, we got some time to burn, I'm going to use the restroom, then we get walked up.
We go pee real quick, Jack.
All right, so we're still alive.
Mickey, you ready to go get some water?
And hopefully not get grabbed by a Rex.
Take one more bite and let's get out of here.
All right, hell yeah.
Get the hell out of here boys.
Who's that what the hell?
Winter I don't know the name of mine I'll tell you though
So, whenever I figure it out, just remind me tomorrow I'll make sure I look tonight.
I don't know what this name is.
I have no idea.
Don't tell Noah SFX again.
Yeah, dude.
This rain today has been insane.
so much rain today, bro.
Yes, the Rex catches us, yep.
Yeah, we are not faster than a Rex right now. We got to be very careful
Well, a Rex, if it's standing near, like, two other things, it gives off, like, the big
pack size, which is kind of like a call-call sign.
Okay.
Water looks safe.
I think this guy needs a group.
Mickey, tell him we got a double body we can take him to.
No, it's up here to the left, Mickey.
The Dipplebody is up here to the left.
And crashed.
I'll come and find you Mickey.
This should be fine.
I think this area is pretty dead.
if something sees me improbably dead fuck okay I'll turn around and come get you
right after I get him taken care of
I'm coming Mickey
I'm coming
Damn you running
Well, you think he's gonna be over here
I will be where I crashed all right guide me Mickey how far away from oh oh I see
you okay cool next to water I see you that's not good
I'll get a little close I'm gonna get stand first
Always around water. I swear to God it has something to do with water.
Yeah, maybe.
It's Hutch muted. Am I muted? Hello?
Jeff? One, two, three, check, check. One, two, three, check, check.
You guys are such assholes I shoulda known I wasn't gonna get an actual answer from you
little cock suckers, but me little cock suckers.
I got you Mickey unless there's a dinosaur that comes out the water. You'll be all right
Play Sarah Frank it's a pretty quick grow
I can't get back in though
Yes, you can make you just got to pay attention to the the connection
Don't do you big fat piece of shit
Don't do it
disappear make you disappear disappear disappear please disappear please disappear please disappear
please disappear oh my god it's a monster
Don't do it.
Is that a Rex?
No, it's a humongous trike.
F2's on, F2's on.
You just can't see it because of this dog weather.
Yeah, so everyone you see flying around moving around from the big to the small, they are
all people playing the characters. Yep.
In back, baby.
Please move quick.
All right, there we go.
scared me I don't know where our boy went
I don't know if he found that body or not
something our boys still over there
loose damn okay
There he is.
He might be fighting.
I don't know.
I
Maybe not
He's one called oh he is still one calling
he's for sure fighting well we didn't know him long
Oh, peace fucking dead.
Oh, all right, be the guy.
Oh, I am a f***ing naked alone.
Not good, Mickey! Not good!
Another
Nice man
I'm with you I'm with you I'm with you I
I got the other one in the bush too three should be dead
So that should be five they should all be dead then they should all be dead I pounce one in the bush killed him with the left click
Careful careful, it's the mimics make it's the mimics make we got to be in separate bushes for right now
I got a lay down, but these mimics are killing me.
Lay down in bush.
I can't brother, the mimics.
Or stand still.
I can't run.
Come on!
You're fucking bitches, bro.
Bro, you just demolished a five pack of dillos.
Alrighty, I'm good.
Yeah, we did. Fuck yeah, we did, Mick.
Fuck yeah we did, Mick. Let's go, baby.
Come on!
So, dillos, who we just fought, we don't see many of them.
Dillos have a poison where they can send fake versions of themselves at you,
And those fake versions can cause damage. You have to bite them. They're one-shot bites, but you have to bite them to kill them.
I died by a clone.
of
those sevens are being sent off to their dead without the right clicking is
beyond me
I don't know I don't know
mix that's so rough
well I don't know if I'm gonna survive but I'll make sure you get back up to you
adult rough try and get to the Highlands brother yeah I think there might
I might still be one alive, maybe.
I can't even get Aloe.
Um, I have an unlock, let me see.
I don't. I don't have the unlock.
Fuck.
Yeah, if anybody has one, can you can you get Mickey back in please? That'd be great Mickey. Just keep checking
I think I'm bugged, bush bugged, so I'm making a bunch of noise even though I shouldn't be.
Is that client side or is everyone here in that?
Oh, all of our friends are dead.
Don't think he'll make it to Highland even if I do get Alasaurus by either spawn east
swamp or south plains.
Alright we can link together, we can link together.
Push me to the edge.
Oh my f-
Oh fuck.
It's unlocked, Mick!
No, I can't teleport, I'm too big.
East Swamp is my spawn.
Let me heal up, let me eat up, and I'll start making my way to you.
Fuck, bro.
We'll mimic Chad to a mimic.
He can TP to you, just not you to him.
Wait, really?
No, I mean, guys, you gotta remember.
Let's try it maybe they are right.
My guy died to a rex.
I know Kemper team with him for now.
Yeah, yeah, I'll jump in with him.
You just survived, mate.
You just survived.
What is that shit?
No, I haven't died, Golf Dad. I haven't died yet. Mickey's dead, but we're good.
Prudence on me now.
Oh
We're just healings. We're just healings.
Good luck.
Oh fuck was that?
Just stay alive and heal him heading over to you already.
Cool.
brother what a random juby patchy he's fucking kidding me
just chill
all fucking psychopaths
oh my gosh bro what a shit show
We got another one amperage is straight up merkin fools right now.
At a boy.
Nice work kid.
We got a heel we are like if we get a fight with something else that's large I mean we're
like one two hits dead.
We got B, we got Y, we should heal pretty quick, hopefully.
Mickey there's so much food here.
We're already past now the only way to get a skin is the skin I want to get which is
the vigilante skin you got to kill a we have to kill a outcast in order to get that so
So, Mickey man, look at his dead body, fuck, there's not much I could have done, like the
problem is whenever you're in a big fight with him on Dibble Island right now, got it,
when you're in a big fight with Dillos and that kind of environment, you can't sit in
the same bush, because what you got to do is you got to just sit still and you got to
kill mimics as they come brother what fuck there was a
There was a dibble in my bush hiding as well.
Are you kidding me?
No game should empty center cones when they are all dead island.
Oh my god, I'm so lucky to be alive.
he was just as scared of me as I was of him get him raptors
There's a lot of food I know.
People are looking.
Dabin with all honesty and with love and compassion, no one fucking cares.
Lucia, thank you so much for the $10 super chat.
No T-Rex today?
No, we were playing Allo.
I think someone's going to get on, but I'm hearing that he might not.
I'm not too sure.
Amber killed the patchy as well.
What a beast.
the
he said he was gonna play some gta then go over i'll
got it
you lost your alo to a corner oof
I
Dude I was quite literally chat one HP man. Oh my gosh. I
Had to have been like right at one or at one HP that is insanity
He will help me heal a little bit faster.
I see the herbs.
Yeah, two hundred and twenty seven percent on diet.
I will need diets when I arrive.
Mickey, you got everything your heart could fucking desire here, man.
We got Sarah's bodies.
We got devil here.
We got Dillo still.
I mean, dude, you couldn't eat enough right now.
He's eating the Sarah body right there, so I've got the full Dibble body here, which
is all B, and there's monstrous Dibbles over there.
It's gone a rot before I get there though in the Delta Bridge where we met the Patches
yesterday.
We'll get you some more food, I ain't too worried about it, I'm at 63%, amper's massive,
be able to get your food. I'm still wounded.
That camper does look cool. I wonder what skin that is. It's awesome.
Still wounded man. Holy shit, balls.
Yeah, Camper is prime.
This Sarah's pretty close.
Can you hear this?
No.
Oh yeah, yeah, you're getting here, hurry up.
You're gonna make it.
You got to make it to the food, baby.
Gotta go a little bit faster, a little bit faster.
Yeah, thinking for the tenor, you can only get skins
on non-Apex dinos by nesting in.
Only Rex and trike dinos can get skins by walking the map
till 50%.
No, you can also get the albino, the mella,
and one other skin up to 50%.
How do you get those?
Just a chance, just a chance at a red drop.
Sarah's are here, multiple Sarah's.
I was one HP. I am not
exaggerating. I was fucking
I was fucking one.
Oh my gosh, it's four. Four Sarahs.
No, Bobby Murda's dead. RIP Bobby Murda. He actually died a little bit to our left.
Yeah, I'll be prime. We've gone to a lot of areas. I should be prime at least.
You need migration zone still.
Got ass to the migration zone?
Shit.
I need to go to the opposite side.
fuck well make not looking good over here
I think this is a rip.
I think this is a rip.
other aloes here thank god run i think this is a rip there's a second alo there though
Why are you coming after me for?
Why are you coming after me?
There's a hundred fucking people here!
What the fuck?
You little piece of shit?
The fuck?
The hell was that?
Campers alive.
Oh my god.
Oh brother, what in the fuck is going on?
I'm getting chased by dibbles.
I'm getting chased by Rexes.
I'm getting chased by Sarris.
Oh, Lee, shit, what is going on?
We're full burning.
I just don't know how as a rex, I am so confused on how you are rex and you see seven people
duking it out and
It is like dude the most amount of opportunity that has ever presented itself in your life in front of you
And you run after the aloe that has a pinned to Juvie Sarah
You don't go for the 437 other
Brother what are we doing man? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What is going on right now?
what what is going on right now man
are they sniping I don't know what's going on but my man is leaving all of
the opportunity and choices behind him and he's coming after me and I don't
I don't understand it.
Crouch-Walk.
I hear you.
Shut up, Becky!
I hear you.
Shut up, Becky!
Crouch-Walk.
This guy is on methamphetamines.
I don't understand it.
I don't understand why he's coming after me.
To this local, he says, fucking crazy.
Why are you guys wanting to kill me so bad?
Why don't you go after the other guys?
He is still looking for you, this guy have a vendetta against Allos.
I don't, but here's my problem, and this is why I don't understand.
There's so much food on the other side, why would you chase me this far away with that
much food over there?
Isn't that also same Rex that killed Hugh?
I don't know, I'm not too sure.
All I know is, is that there is 47 bodies on the other side, but he wants to kill me,
and it's just, it doesn't really make much sense.
of
the
Yeah, that's a sniper.
Yeah, streamer or not, I just want to understand why do you want to kill me so bad when there's
there's so many other people there. I mean, there was like seven Sarah's.
Bibles, trikes, all of them you are running past to come after a 58, 55% aloe. I just
I think it just doesn't make
any sense.
I played Rex as well.
If I was big, if I was a prime,
if I was whatever, it would
compute a little bit more.
I was the only one in the area
there was no food, I was starving,
by chasing in the aloe that far away.
Well, he didn't track you into those bushes.
But even then, like he didn't track me into the bushes.
Why are they looking in that area so hard?
Like what, why do you want to kill me so bad?
He just doesn't make any sense.
Like you lose the track, you check five, six bushes.
Okay, you've lost them, it is what it is.
I'm gonna go back to the 100 bodies
that I walked past to go after that guy to begin with.
Why do you wanna kill me so bad?
Can you check his movement?
Yes, I'm down.
Take a look.
replay the death. I also have the footage of how they got to us so that might explain
some more things too. We're definitely going to look at this for a second because that
I'm very confused. This is a Trudon. He's not on the Trudon.
I think that's the same skin that killed Hugh Reedish with a white line.
Okay, so this is who it is.
All right, I want to understand.
Chad, before we take a look at this,
I'm just going to say this in advance, guys.
Please do not go over there.
Do not go and look or whatever.
Don't talk shit, don't do anything.
This guy, he's a streamer.
I've watched him before this, that and the other.
I can't say it enough.
Please do not go over there and talk shit at all.
I don't care what your opinion is.
I don't care what you think.
He doesn't care what you think.
I am just watching this because I want you to understand his thought process.
That is all.
Okay?
So again, please do not go over there at all.
If you go over there, I will ban you and I will smite you from this fucking chat.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Okay?
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
It's just, I just, again, I want to see what his thought process is while he's coming after me. That is it.
That is it.
They just have to...
They got freed.
They didn't know they were coming. I guess we're gonna kill something.
They just have food.
They just have food.
They got food.
I don't know if they're coming. I guess one of them killed something.
Alex, I see them eating.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's behind us.
That's ours.
of
I'm chasing an alloy down to you.
Oh he's going the other way I've got his tracks
What's that foot over here for me to you real quick?
Was it a way down low?
No, it was like grey. Like light grey.
Yeah, it's body cracked or something.
No, it's not that one.
He was pitting his Serato up on the hill. I nearly got him.
See at this point at this point I'm confused because it's like why why like yeah you got
my tracks but oh there is so many other fucking people over there man y'all got Sarah's y'all
got other alos you guys are hearing fucking dipples why am I the unlucky one who has these
motherfuckers on me why why do you want me so bad like brother there's no way
You're walking by a fucking devil!
You're walking by a tripe that's not even fully grown!
Y'all can merc that motherfucker!
Tripes.
Yeah?
I'm just...
Shut up.
Dude, this guy buffed it.
There's a mega pack symbol up there. There isn't a mega pack symbol up there. What?
Where?
AHHHH!
I got fucked by a mega pack symbol somehow.
He's lost me. He doesn't even see my tracks anymore.
So at this point, at this point they're looking for me blind.
Got new tracks?
So at this point they're looking for me blind.
They got more tracks
Did really get eaten yet, no
Please don't tell me this is God
There it is damn it
Fucking rats
Stop them the people who did it you guys are the rats
of
He's tracking his own boy right now.
He's close still, if you sniff you can see the megapax on us.
Yeah.
I accidentally picked up your tracks, that's what they were, newer ones.
the
and bro love
that's gotta be on the
Yeah
The dedication
I
Listen, man, it just doesn't make any sense to me, and I don't think it ever will.
If anybody has an aloe unlock, I would love you.
Anyone have an aloe unlock, I would love you.
It just doesn't make any sense to me, man.
Like, you see me, you see that I'm not full size.
You go after me who's going after Acera.
You're going after me who's going after Acera
who's also a juvie, you miss it.
And then you track me through the woods
and you look for me for 10 minutes,
knowing that I'm not even 100%, thank you, I love you,
knowing that I'm not even 100%,
just doesn't, and then there's all those other people,
you got trikes to fight,
you got all these other motherfuckers over there,
I just, I don't really comprehend what just happened,
That's all.
I don't personally understand why they wanted
a juvie Alasor more than they wanted anything else.
I, that's the part where I'm just like,
I don't really understand that one.
I don't really comprehend.
I don't know.
I don't know.
He explained, let me see this. I'd love to listen to the explanation.
He just really wants to know why we went for him.
Because I failed my hunt and I'm sick of doing that, so I wanted to fucking... I wanted to get him.
I had no idea who he was, guys, I promise.
We were just bored and wanted to kill an yellow.
Yeah.
All right, well, we, we, we, we, the road away she goes, we, we, we, we, I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
In 38% in Highland U want to teleport here.
Yeah. Yeah.
One out, one out.
One out.
I thought you told chat not to go over there welcome to the streaming game, bro
Doesn't matter if I tell chat not to fucking huff farts from a three-day old bag that it's containing them in
Someone's gonna go huff that fucking fart
Send me the join Franco whenever you got a mic. I'll stay right here
Motherfucker
just doesn't make much sense to me is all even with that explanations and I mean this
with all love and I ain't talking shit about him I'm talking shit about his decisions
Just dumb as fuck.
Like how in the hell are you going to chase a Juvie Allo instead of taking a fight against that beefy trike?
Or instead of going after the six other dead bodies there and holding that place down, you're not going to set up an ambush.
You're not going to like dead raptor found me.
There is so many opportunities that isn't chasing after me there.
It just doesn't... I don't care what he says or how he explains it, it will never make sense to me.
That one was a weird one.
Weird as in, I just don't... I don't think I'm gonna get it.
I failed the hunt so I chased you across the world instead of guaranteeing a hunt three minutes later.
Got it.
Boo.
I had to run away to give you code, and Robto found me the second I moved.
R.I.P. Mick. R.I.P. It ain't our day. We must start again! Start from nothing!
And we would bid back our armies to take all of these lands.
No chat. Listen, again, boys. Be not being weirdos and losing your minds in chat. It was a shitty
death. Lord knows I've given you guys enough shitty deaths. Here's what it is. It happens.
and Hutch must have a great stream off to work enjoy the dinos.
What the fuck? Yo GG's bro, much love!
Appreciate you bro, I don't know how you're still doing it.
Accusing it of sniping is crazy. Who the fuck? I swear bro.
Mods, any of the retards in the chat, just get them out of here.
No one has said anything about sniping.
What we are saying is the decisions that he made that led to our abrupt death were stupid.
That's all.
Hell, I make stupid decisions all the time.
I lost a Rex fighting three fucking Stegos.
I had no problem making those stupid decisions and dying.
What he did was just, it was just dumb.
Like I don't really understand that level of thinking.
And Lord knows I have that level of thinking as well.
Just unfortunate circumstances, man, unfortunate. Very fucking brutal.
But it is what it is. We start again. We start again.
I think that food is either up on the rock or not where I think it is.
Good news is we can go maybe we go south planes meet up with another alo. I don't know
Yeah, sounds good make
Unfortunate
get full food full water didn't eat the bodies. Yeah, I get that. But again, I mean, maybe
it's just because we're different players, right? Like if I'm him in that situation on
Rex, like I'm looking for something to fight that's going to be like a good fight. I'm
I'm not a duo Rex tracking down a 52% aloe.
But that's the part where I'm just,
maybe it's just because we were different players,
we just played it differently.
That's the part I'm having trouble understanding.
I
Points for killing mega pack symbols. Well, if it's like no, you don't you don't get extra coins you get extra coins for killing like
I was in the Highlands, no one was there, Hudge goes to the Highlands, the entire map
was there.
Well, well, it's a way to road, it's a way to road.
This sheet, think of it for the 20 months, A-Lo, think of it for the 4 months, murders,
easy and shrunk. Thank you so much for the primes and love.
You chased the T Rex again, chat. And I mean this with all love.
If you have a speech impediment or a lint,
please do not talk at this given moment.
You have no idea what you're talking about. We chased the Rex because by killing
the Rex, you are getting a currency in the server called PP coins.
PP coins is what you use to buy and sell dinos.
The reason why we chased that Rex across the fucking world was one for the coins and two
because he was talking shit to us in the all chat.
Very different circumstances, very different things that happened leading up to that.
That was the only guy we saw other than raptors who we cannot chase.
There wasn't a full out war with 37 bodies laying right next to us.
And again, it was a 50% Rex.
My idea is, is whenever I get Rex, I want to kill things that Rexes can kill than other
dinos can, like trites and stegos and other Rexes.
Again, what you're saying is, comes from a place of just pure stupidity that you don't
don't understand what you're talking about.
We gotta get across.
Oh, shit. What is that?
That's a Sarah, isn't it?
Does he come this way?
I think he's looking this way.
Yeah, what's the chance of the dinosaurs in the water? Do we risk it?
We absolutely, okay, hear me out. We go left. There's a hundred things that could be there to kill us.
We go across the water, one dinosaur.
I
May we do this
maybe we do this
maybe we do this
We're going to make it.
We're going to make it.
Go, go, go.
Very, very nice.
Yeah, Trance, the beautiful part about the aisle, man, is being able to sit here and bullshit with you guys.
I see that all the time. My favorite part of playing this game is the fact that I can re-chat more than I do anything.
Got you mate, give me a moment.
Thank you so much for taking it man I appreciate you brother welcome everybody in the community
of the family I'm having a scorp coming in with a titter absolute legend thank you so
so much bro
you are
woman
i thought you were a robber he almost died
thank you thank you you like the little easter eggs
thank you
show chat
you see it
Hey, they see it.
Huh?
Are you like the little one more?
Little eggs.
Love you.
I'm on me. Come on, Jack. Come on. Your boy got a little bit of game. Little bit of game.
Do I get DC while Mick is spawning on us?
Now I get to ask for whatever I want DC's Chipotle, I mean I can do anything
All-time hi over here a goof is on top of a mountain right now
Give me my fridge cigarette
I gotta move away from sanctuary, got it.
I love no, Bama, you better be getting you flowers.
It's Easter almost.
This is your alert chat.
If you're married or you got a significant other, today is the day.
Give them some flowers.
This is your notification.
It just takes one act of nice and you, and you, eh, listen, you never understand.
Everybody loves flowers.
Everybody.
Give them some flowers.
Get your girls some flowers today
I don't like flowers well
Get get get her a fucking I don't know
Parallel nuts. I what the fuck do you want me to say?
Get her a slipper. Get her a fucking Chipotle burrito.
Oh, you want to go to Sanctuary now? Okay.
Oh, there's a raptor on the beach.
New Isle-o! Yeah!
We don't talk about the old halo.
a tragedy. What's the new aloe name? Don't get tracked by a T Rex. Don't get tracked
I-A-T-Wretch-E-T-E-A-T-R, that's his name, D-G-T-B-A-T-R.
Doze Bitar. Perfect. Doze Bitar. Yo, can I say this as well? Dude, today it's cursed.
Today it's cursed, Chad. Today it's completely cursed. We're getting tracked by a guy on
a T-Rex who can't kill nothing, so he says, fuck you to me. It has been rainy for no exaggeration
85% of the damn stream! What is going on today?
Damn it!
And it's April Fools!
Fuck!
Hey, we did me and Mickey did punk those five allows though. Don't take that away from them. Don't take that away from
Five or five dillo's not at no allows five dillo's we've pumped them
Nick is talking shit about me. Well, the sky is blue. Nick is five foot two.
track is my venezuelan boo I mean in a
two plus two put on my shoe chatting
got nipples they got titties woo all
All right, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
I don't know Mickey, I don't fucking know.
I don't care.
I wanna play my Dino game
and I wanna somehow get to fully grown
before I get murked.
My grandma got here by a bazooka.
Food!
They're a world where you guys know.
Now at this point, they'll be large enough, there's no way of us on out low to be able
to kill both.
Now, if one of them logs off and there's just one T-Rex, there is a 5% chance if we
We were willing to die that we could kill them, but it's two T-Rexes at that size right
now, even when we reach full size, they will have already outgrown our potential on that
kill.
The only thing they can kill those cats are like raptors or other T-Rexes.
Well, well, then, well, I've got a feeling I know how this guy died, and I also have
a feeling he's going to be a baby, but we shall go.
Don't get stuck, Mick.
Mickey's stuck.
Oh, there goes Mickey, well, it should be somewhat safe.
Please be full size.
Please be full size.
Please be a monster.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, what the fuck is that?
What is this thing?
Is this an alo, Mick?
We'll be out of talent if we get an organ out.
the dillo? you jacking me off right now? no you're not. love that. eat quick the shit's
going to spoil. Reverse! Reverse!
Gotta be perfect. Yeah, I know. I'm looking for some rocks. I'm looking for some rocks.
Rocks!
Rocks!
Oh my gosh, a dream.
Me and my rock.
Me and my rock.
Me and my rock.
Hey, Mickey.
Wait, Mickey, did you get Mela?
Hold on, it might be worth the death.
Mickey, did you get Mela?
Did I see that right?
Oh you did it.
Perfect.
Oh you died a G.
That's gonna rocks.
Oh shit chat.
I'm going on.
I mean, huh, we blend it in.
Cody thinking for the Prime, Jilly thinking for the two months, Joe thinking so.
It's Mickey.
Hey Mickey.
I thought it was a Dillo.
Oh my God.
He come on me like that man just made me sound like a bitch.
Jesus, get off of my ass, man!
me and my rocks, me and my rocks.
Punch, what are you gonna go back to Prodigy?
Meh.
Eh, eh, no, no, I'm not too sure, man.
I'll be on Arc Raiders again before I'm back on Prodigy.
We're in a pretty cool spot right now
because we really have so many games to play,
plus we have Rust this weekend.
I don't know, but GTA is like, there's a list.
GTA is about right here, all the way down here.
Everything else about right here.
about right there. Yeah, the new arc update does look good. The rocks are, it's called
gastrolits. It helps empty your stomach out so that you can continue eating a diet. So
the more rocks we eat, the faster our stomach will drain, and then our diet is what gives
us a faster percentage on our growth rate. So the faster we grow, the faster we get large
we can actually kill things. This start that we have right now is actually really really really good
but the problem is is that that body because it was so you saw how like red and like brown it was
um I mean it's gonna spoil really really fast so
while we're running back and forth and just every time we candy we're eating
See how the things that we pulled out, it's now, you can see it a little bit better on the why.
Like look at this, why you see how it's all like grayed out? That means it's about the spoil.
We got to eat as much as we can, as fast as we can before it all spoils and we're fucked.
Why not puke tech? Because if we puke tech, we don't know, I think I do actually know I was thinking about that,
where there is a salt rock but just because the amount of time but you
don't know when that body is gonna spoil like it could be in five minutes it
could be in one minute so just locking down a good diet instead of going for
the the best diet ever is sometimes smarter. PukeTech really only works
whenever you got a body and a salt rock right next to each other just very rare
Unless you kill it
No, I have to I have to map up
Yeah, and we both got perfect guy checked off exactly
Which is huge already. I mean look at how much larger we are instantly
Like last run we actually were growing really really slow because we were struggling for the first part of our life
We'll be back at where we died in an hour this time instead of being there in two hours last time, you know
Go ahead and pull that other a out Mickey
There should be one more A stuck in there. Nice. Beautiful.
There should be one more. I'm going to grab it before the whole body spoils.
We should, uh, throw past it, but I think it's going to spoil before.
me and my ham me and my ham me and my ham oh me and my ham
This is great. This is really good. Really, really good. And what's cool about this area
is chat is that all this entire area that we're in, it's where a lot of migration zones
and patrol zones, they merge together. So by just being in this area, we're going to
half prime checked off. Maybe what we do Mickey is we take the food from here and we just
move it right over here to the opposite side. We'll just run back and forth. Well Mickey
I fucked my ham. I hope your ham's okay
Hey in my ham I
Lovely ham
This is a good start boys. This is a fantastic start. We're gonna be big in no time. And
another positive, we have a chance at a cool skin. Our last alo didn't have a chance because
it was already past 50%. We have a chance, me and Mickey both at getting Mela or getting
Albino, which I will take either. Listen, a rough death is an opportunity. Sam, thank
Thank you so much for the gifted show, thank you for the $5, Julie and Cody, thank you
for the subs.
You don't need any more A diet?
Okay, I really need like two more bites and I'll have A max when you'll get water.
We'll get some water.
We're gonna do Rex, but I thought Summit was joining us today, so I set my mind on being
an alo and supposedly he's going to join us later.
I don't fucking know.
But I kind of wanted to play alo anyways.
It's nice to take a little bit of a break from Rex.
Who you calling yellow ass?
gold because I'm rich in game I need another rock run run for your fucking
lives oh no it's just the racks hey what's going on dude what's going on how
you doing man we can fuck this guy up hey we got ham over here one little
piece of ham we got him right here look look look look look look look you can
have some you can have some ham look look look look look have some ham peace
treaty peace treaty peace treaty peace treaty you eat that ham we eat our ham
and we got no issues
Do a dance form, Mickey.
Do a dance form.
Shake your ass.
Shake your ass.
Shake the booty.
Shake the booty.
No, you gotta show it to him.
Show him the booty.
Show him the booty, Mickey.
We cool.
We cool.
Look at that.
That's how it's done.
That's called master negotiating. He was gonna kill us. Oh
I didn't make it awkward
Kat did I make it awkward to be honest?
I did shit my bad Mick my bad, you know, I'm not very social
Okay, let's step go get some water
We can honestly mark that Rex as well. We get a pendulum, but we did it
As we got our hand
We just go drinking the arena you want to go and probably not wear all those
My gosh, I thought I got a skin wait Mickey if we go sit in the arena don't we have a chance at the cool arena skin
Yeah, there is a skin in the arena for sure or do we have to be born in there
I don't know, I think the voice thing broke.
You have to be hatched in there.
And FUCK!
Mickey, where are we going, big dog?
The water's on the other side, man.
Where the hell we going?
There's a body down there.
Mickey, there's a body down there, dude.
Yeah, true. I guess we're not in need of water that bad.
38% already. God, that diet was sexy at the beginning.
Look at me now, blended in perfectly.
Ain't nobody seeing me.
That's gotta be a trap.
A trap for what though?
There gonna be 30 raptors that pounce out of those bushes at us?
What is it?
We just grew again, nice.
Let's do it, Vic.
I'm behind you.
That's my leg twitching.
Bro, come on, why'd you gotta point it out?
I got a little bit of a limp.
It is what it is. Doctor said it's nothing.
It's very common than an alo my age.
Exactly, it's a pimple limp. I got bitches on corners.
I'm saying skirt.
Jack, can we get a round of applause and a W in all chats?
This is the longest that we have gone without rain since we started the stream today.
W's in the chat.
Isn't it beautiful?
Isn't it a beautiful game, man?
Great to be back.
That last run, I think it was just cursed.
It was a cursed run.
Cursed from the beginning, cursed to the end.
I have confidence in this run.
I shall name my aloe, Jimbo.
Jimbo, the golden owl.
Hello. Jimbo is his name, selling crack as his game.
After Uncle Jimbo, we don't speak that name here.
Uncle Jimbo's gotten famous and has blown up. He's changed.
changed. Now he shows his PS5 games and a PS3 games and has someone record behind him
with a camera from O3. He's changed. Whenever we loved Uncle Jimbo, he was mixing pickles
and hot sauce the keys he's walking around finding random keys you already know there's
people out there he lost those keys going who the fuck would pick up my keys and just
keep them like who who would do this who would just pick my keys up dream quality bad uh we're
so small that it sometimes mess up the bit rate when we get larger will be better
okay
Aw, Duke went swimming today.
So, baby.
What the fuck is that, Mickey?
Mickey, what the fuck is that?
FDX.
Kids, FDX.
FDX.
FDX.
FDX.
FDX.
It's an adult Rex and a baby Rex oh my
Well, there's two and there's a motherfucker right next to me
Keep me careful.
Keep me careful.
Listen to how quiet.
Hey, life, Mickey, hey, life, bro.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
Fuck it! We gotta move, Mick!
I'm good back I'm good don't die
Well, let's get out of here
Let's go to the other water they're gonna be slow
Oh my god and my food I'm growing too fast shit
hmm just rex central today huh wow a lot of rexes on the map holy shit balls
I'm gonna fill up on water and hope for the best.
What's Tony playing today, chat?
Oh, Tony's on rexed.
gonna have a tough time. Tell him that Hutch said be more careful today than he has ever
been in his entire fucking life because there is a hundred Rexes on the map. Pass along
the message oh he's with my right now got it
man we're just like we're outgrowing our survival like our food we're outgrowing our
stomach like crazy and there's just not enough food to help us I don't know if it's because
There's so many Rex's they're just eating like all the corpses or or what's going on, but holy shit
Our second one in the row where we've been in this predicament
We've been in this predicament
Uh-oh, our stun- oh, we're at 35%, we're okay.
This looks worse.
regular stomach is what we're worried about in order to diet. I mean Mickey I
think we go to the baby zone up ahead and just see if we can smite a small
dibble or something I don't know. That's all we can really do. My stomach's so low
that my stamina is shit.
For hutch to up Basel's wages, Basel just got a new PC, I don't want to hear nothing!
Basil, did you get it by the way? It said delivered.
I know we really have been just starving today. This is brutal.
I hope Mickey and them are not Mickey. I'm sorry.
I hope Landmark and them are doing okay on their rexes in terms of food.
It is brutal out here.
He's got a dillo?
Nice.
Oh, it's a bait GG's
See you later, Mick.
It was a pleasure, Bob.
So much fun, man.
Oh, sweet heavens!
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna be honest server's kind of being shit today. I can't lie
Cannot lie the server is absolute horseshit today
We cannot for the life of us give food
It is nothing but the shittiest of human beings playing it
We are in hell
right now
it is a piece of shit currently I go out there and it's a guy dating his
patchy friend to murder me bro killed me killed me pick me up in broad daylight
and fuck me to tears brother oh my god well Mickey see on the other side son
see you on the other side see you on the other side breather oh my god
I swear, Aloe is always that one dino where getting like the size we can fuck shit up
is so hard.
Oh, this is her rarer central? No, it's not.
What is that thing?
What is that?
Is that me?
It looks like me a little bit.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello there, good day, just me, little old me dying on repeat, good to see you buddy,
good to see you, Gene, Carl.
Food here?
Yep, you go eat that, Gene, I'll watch you.
I'll be over there in a moment, in a jiffy, in a jiffy.
Like you do, like you do.
Like you do.
I don't think there's any rocks near me, so buttec isn't worth it or any salt rocks as
Which is said.
Howdy-dye, I got baited. Patchy baiting another patchy.
That's what I needed that.
What was that, Gene? Jesus.
What is this?
The CSP, do I have teeth like that?
I do?
Not?
Maybe?
Is that me?
Yeah, I think it's an outlaw too.
all this food is fucking cooked alright
well this ain't good keep moving my boy might follow us oh but there's a Y
go to the Y
Tony's on t-rex chat you can only do two max on t-rex and him and my other play
It is fucking bug kill me
Holy shit, hey, what's going on guys?
Hey, what's going on? I just left my boy to join you guys
Definitely not doing that. I'm scared
Definitely not gonna leave your group whenever I run
I know this aloe is the aloe this is our third run our first one
We got hunted down by a wreck for the vendetta or second one. We got
Patchy and now this is our third one
Mickey said I kind of pirate softwareed your ass am I proud of it? No, not really
Yeah, you kind of watch me get marked, but in your defense there wasn't really another option
I need to come to you because I need to go up there anyways
So maybe you just kind of stay put
That might be the play
Did you see Mickey's man, or what did you want him to do am I talking to a group of fucking tards today?
Like I've ripped the retard like three fucking times today on you guys. I literally just read a DM from Mickey out loud
and you're asking me what I wanted him to do after I just said that there was
nothing for him to do? What is going on? What's happening? Are we good, Chad?
You know what, mods? Unsheath the swords. Today is a day of smiting. I believe our
Chad has gotten too comfortable in this kingdom. It's very nice here, the weather's
great like California except less homeless and people with natural hair color.
Listen, anybody who's spouting out stupidity, smite them down to their fucking knees.
I want to see 30 minute timeouts handed out like sandwiches at a food bank.
They're dumb, send them out.
And this goes to all channels.
I'm tired of the level of stupidity that I'm seeing.
I don't know what happened if the short bus delivered half of the community today.
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
But all I know is, is it gotta stop.
And it's either gonna be me or them, and it's gonna be them.
Start spanking these motherfuckers.
Put him down with the legs.
Now I suck dick for a living.
That's where we're at.
No food?
Shaisa?
Oh, Shaisa?
New skin chance.
Round three!
New skin chance!
Who needs food when you can get a cool skin?
Hell yeah.
We'll get another prime rex. We will. We will. We can avoid half the map rotating towards
our exact location until we get there. We'll get there again. 100%, bro.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Food banks empty thanks to you.
Nick is crashing out on track at the moment.
I
Text me last night
God
Yes, so I can make plans. That's how normal people plan. They don't they don't text like that
No, and I already gave him shit for that I told my project I already apologize why we bring that out
I told him let me quote myself. Oh, they're just they're just yapping. They're not even crashing out
I thought drac like got him killed or something. Oh
Oh my God, this fucking computer.
No!
Who told me to look this up?
I can't click back into the application.
How do I fix this?
I can't click back in.
Alt-Tab, I'm pressing Alt and I'm holding Alt and I see all my applications and I click
on the aisle and it won't let me tab back in.
It's literally like the aisle doesn't exist anymore.
Chad, I don't think I can leave.
I don't think I can leave. Aren't the servers down?
Don't leave.
Bro, today is fucking cursed, man.
Today is so cursed.
What? No, I might, dude, I'm actually pissed.
I'm actually hot right now.
Oh, I just got an alert. I think I'll crash.
The application has hung with and will now close.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
I'll crash.
Oh my God.
Who said Nick is crashing out?
Who baited me?
Who are you?
Who is it?
Who did it?
Who did it?
I'm gonna find you, motherfucker.
Where are you?
Where are you?
I'm an idiot sandwich!
Where are you?
God's get his ass.
Get his ass.
30 minutes.
30 minutes.
Did he do anything wrong?
Nope.
But I'm taking my frustration out on him.
You motherfucker, bro.
You mother fucker.
Servers are- servers are cooked.
Servers are cooked.
Servers are cooked.
Yeah, if you're in, you're fine, you just can't get back in from my understanding.
was Dick sucking cheaters again and made Ninja rage quit. Wait, what happened?
Wait, what happened? Wait, him and Ninja rage quit on each other today?
Nick got on his knees for some cheaters I
Mean listen, bro
Devils advocate
Our creators doesn't do nothing about cheaters
So hard to be mad at them
I think we're cooked. I think Isle's cooked. I don't know. The servers aren't showing.
Watch the clip. Watch the clip.
Hutt crashed no way his stream crashed
No, he's still live oh the dino game crashed yes
Fuck yeah, I'll be lost all progress on this fucking proc your source
Damn it!
They already have a trio chat. They already have they already have three. I want to play the aisle, bro
Why why is today cursed of all days of days of days? Why today?
Why today? Why is everything going bad? What happened? Did I sin?
What what's going on? What the hell is going on?
This is that T-Rex motherfuckers fault. I'm blaming him. I still haven't forgave him for what he did to me.
I will kill him in game. I will find him and I will take his fucking life.
I might not be today, it might not be tomorrow, it might not be a week, two weeks, three weeks, four weeks from now, but one day, I will see him in this game.
And if I sniff him out, if I can smell him, I'm fucking killing him. Period.
We could be boys, I could be running with him for three hours, we could be the same dyno, if I realize it's him.
AHHHHH!
Take his life!
Fuck!
I'm stuck on Q simulator!
I can't even get the cue, Chad, this is what's happening, it just says Error.
This is error.
restart the game. I've already
restarted once I can restart
again. I think the game itself
is cooked. That's the problem.
This is cursed.
This is cursed.
Literally there's, I'm looking at the aisle category.
There's me.
T-Rex.
T-Rex.
T-Rex.
T-Rex.
T-Rex.
Holy shit.
Bro, how many T-Rexes are in the server right now?
Bicky needs me. Hey, J5, you mind taking what you just said, writing it...
Take it, grab a pen, okay? Grab a pen.
Write it on a piece of paper.
Crumble it up, stick the pen through the crumbled up piece of paper,
and then shove it up your fucking ass.
You mind?
can you do that for me would you mind doing that would you mind I can't get in
the game
damn it
We're cut. We're cut. We're cut. We're cut. We're cut. I think the servers are down.
Do we have any ETA whatsoever for servers being back up?
Do we have any idea?
Do we have any idea at all?
Typically when this happens,
do we know when it's coming back up?
The last two times around 45 minutes kill me kill me kill me fucking kill me all because
you sons of bitches told me Nick was crashing out and I was a curious little cat.
I was a curious little cat.
I was curious.
I wanted to go and see the crash out.
I wanted to go watch my friends, the mice.
My little Vinny Swail and Parker Rocket.
I wanted to watch him get verbally abused.
And this is what I get.
And this is what I get.
This is what I get.
This is what I get.
This is what I get.
Sucks nerd, you know what? Go ahead. That's what we can do. You know what? I'm happy we're not in the game
We're gonna clear this but clear this shit out
See here. What do we want to say?
Let's eat the server easy peasy. We'll see you later
Let's see here
Your petite
Yeah, I know you're kidding. That's a fucking lie. We'll see you later
Who's next who's next? I'm a stupid person. Well now you're gonna be taking a walk fat ass. We'll see you later
Hmm is your tractor sexy
No, but your timeout is we'll see you later who else wants up who else fucking wants some dude
I'm offing in CS2 right now. Just getting reps in getting reps in I don't even know what this guy's saying
God, ten minutes. Who's next? Who's next? Who's next? What's this? They have to adjust
to server weight limit. Found ya. Found ya. I was in the bushes, bitch. I was in the bushes.
Get camped. Who's next? Who's next? What's this say? Can I have a five, please? Huh.
Double it. You can have it. Oh, whatever, man. I hit one minute. Fuck. Hope you're lucky.
Oh, you're shaped like my fridge.
Smell it later. Smell it later.
Who else wants some? Who else wants some?
Oh, are you okay?
No, I'm mentally unstable. We'll smell you later.
What's up?
I feel better.
Oh, is this the crash out clip?
clip
Here's and try to fucking raise them up and give them more content. I'm just gonna leave here's and try to fucking raise them up
And give them more content. I'm just gonna leave
They're not gonna fucking raise you they're not your friends. It's not fun
It just encourages them to do it because they're talking to you because they think that they're your fucking friend or some
By some weird I just get out. I don't believe
I hit the same argument with hutch man the same one bro, and I get what you guys are saying and I
Understand, but bro. I've been in the game just just as long as you and in my experience with warzone all these fucking cheaters
Bro, yeah, we're gonna be in the game with them either way. There's nothing we can do about it. They're gonna be
Yeah, leave it go next
No, I'd rather have them not hate me
They already hates you. I didn't think they're fucking doing it. They got me up. They hate you
Yeah, they did say I hate ninja and Symphony has a big nose
Yeah, I put in a good word for both of you guys said listen man you guys work work
These guys are good people you got a jail. It's not I'm doing this shit. Yeah, I think they're considering it, man
No, I didn't hear what you said, but they have a
What's the damage?
Look, look, my economy, okay?
My economy, but there's nothing we can do to these guys over the-
Well, low-key?
We're gonna go next.
When I used to be nice to them, they would actually get me up,
but now they don't like me.
I'm not bowing down to these fucking weirdos.
I think they're our friends, dude.
It's just not happening.
You are.
You are.
Well, give me up.
We have a good one.
We have a good one.
Give me up.
And then I'm not gonna see you wait.
Okay.
All right.
I respect that but yeah, I'm not going to war with these nerds. You're getting on your knees and begging to be raised
No, I just said I'm a father. Come on pick me up and they picked me up
You can use that car pretty soon to you actually you can use it right now already happened there. There's something it
I don't care. I don't want them to know my life
I'm just saying it's a losing battle bro like you might as well just have like some humor in it some
fun in it if you're just gonna like I just I mean I think you look at it two different ways you
think that buddy there I think that they sit there they think they're talking to you they think
they have this dynamic this friendship with you so even if they're cool with you they keep getting
your games on purpose because you talked with them and then they fucking kill you over and over
over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again because every
time they get a little they I'm talking to Nick Marks all my Nick Marks Jimmy's chatting
me up dude I'm having a vibe with them we're chatting bro best friends and I'm telling
you bro these kids are fucking delusional they genuinely think you're their friend so
no I'm not saying you're wrong but they're not cool but they're not gonna have a change
of heart and then leave you alone like they're gonna oh oh I'm a total plant I'm okay
I
Keep doing it because it's there this fucking weird power over you bro
It's just yeah, I think we could both be right like I'm so dead ass because if I had this same thing happen with hutch with with the guy
That you know you don't say his fucking name
And he's gone, so I don't know fine, but but he never killed me once throughout all of that
You guys went through he never killed me doesn't matter because they still fucking kill
with. No, no, no, no, you're going to in Hutch. You would never kill Nico and never
kill drag. They got a I think drag got a little bit too. Actually. Yeah, I think I think it's
as simple as this dude, we do not fucking negotiate with terrorists dude. And I didn't know that you
You lean left in that topic so.
No.
Alright, it's good enough.
The more you know, the more you know.
The more you know, dude.
It's a little different in the real world, man.
You gotta deal with them.
We can't do nothing to these guys, man.
Complete control.
I completely agree. They don't have any fucking control.
Game the developers don't care enough to ban all these guys. They just don't
They just don't know what they're doing wrong. Oh, we don't have enough evidence
You're fucking delusional. This guy's literally have fans on record. These developers are clueless, but they don't know
They have some AI anti-gene, you know I agree with you, you know I agree with you, next
time an AI anti-gene, they get fucking covers and everything, it's an evolving process,
there is no fucking process.
Dad, who was saying this shit a month ago?
Who was saying this shit a month ago?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, wait, so your game's having to go like this, Nick?
Yeah.
No.
I've been doing this every day.
I get cheated on by, like, the cheaters that aren't, but you don't see them a lot,
you know?
It'll happen every night.
Right.
Right.
Right.
This guy's been on your case for months, though.
Months.
I haven't seen this in, oh, dude, yeah, I feel bad for you.
I feel bad for you guys.
All right, well, look, man, I'm in your games today.
So if you if you want to just do it that way,
I'm down to do it that way.
I would love to just not fucking talk these guys.
Go next and we get into another game.
I'm I are getting freaking streams.
I might as freaking Liz or Turner send a beautiful picture
of the boat blue.
f*****g
I threw one fly back to Florida
I was literally thinking of the five months man, I appreciate it dude
I understand that ANT-C is not black and white, that's scary, right?
But when you have streamers, dude
I hate, I sound like a f*****g disgusting person that can't stop f*****g complaining dude
But dude, you need to cater in this sense of stream sniping rage hackers
You need to cater to these f*****g streamers, dude
There needs to be someone at M-Bar Studios watching being like
Oh, the 10th guy in a row, 15 games, game ban on record.
Oh, let's ban them.
But dude, they're clueless.
Like, it's just it's disgusting, man.
How hard is it to be like, let's dedicate one person to watch these streamers and ban these rage hackers, which by the way, it's not just us.
They're eliminating and cheating and hacking on everyone in our lobby.
Hundreds and hundreds of people a day are getting obliterated on their way to us.
And then on their way out after they've killed us they continue to cheat and kill everyone in the lobby on the way out to extract
It's not just us dude, it's all the people in our lobbies as well
So it's like you're getting two birds one stone
You're protecting the content of this game and you're like we're having a good time playing because we're not dying to the same fucking
Rage hacking stream snipers for the last three months in a row since these games come out
It's just it's disgusting, bro. This isn't some massive company that that it is worth trillions of dollars that has to go through
100 different hoops to get one thing changed in their game, right? They get
Yeah, you guys know whenever I watch these clips I like to I like to watch it all the way through
I don't like to stop and you happen stop and you happen till I hear the conclusion of what they're saying
I laugh because just
Some about Tyler getting just like when he starts talking, he gets himself worked up and he just starts talking a little bit later and it just cracks me up.
I don't disagree with a lot of what he said. I mean, I've said it before, I've had a pretty similar take to him.
I mean, listen, if you, if you can sit there and say that somebody is getting stream site
for months on end and doesn't deserve to have somebody of some level watching him so that
they can smite the rage cheating hackers, like number one, you just hate streamers because
either you just hate streamers in general, or you just want to maybe be in their position
and you hate that they're there and you're not there.
I don't know why, but you just hate streamers.
Like the idea that you think that it's a bad thing, that a developer watches someone who
is showing video proof of someone rage-cheating in a game that you play, and somehow your
brain can warp into a mentality that that is a bad thing is fucking mind-blowing to
me.
Like these cheaters are rage-hacking against Ninja.
Ninja is a fucking piece of meat in the grass, and you're just watching scavengers go after
him and pick him apart, which are cheaters, and you think that someone being up there
with a fucking sniper rifle is a bad idea?
How is that a bad idea?
He's the bait.
You're gonna slams these cheaters off of him.
You're gonna nuke these motherfuckers.
You could get more cheaters in a day by just banning the ones that go after Ninja than
anybody.
I don't understand.
I don't comprehend the stupidity of that's a bad idea.
That's not, you know, that's not good.
that shouldn't be good. Bro, he is the bait, you know? That's number one. I mean, number two
is the cheating and I'm just making sure I don't get kicked. Is the cheating in our
graders like really, really bad right now, 100% but it's definitely worse for some than others.
Like whenever I was taking the, I'm just going to kill cheaters every time I can. I mean, the people
who are in here will tell you, bro, I was getting cheated. I was getting cheated. Get so much.
I mean, probably it was like every other day, every other day. So I understand where Nick is
coming from, where it's like, we have to live with these people. Like there's no outrunning them.
There's no hide screen, hide game time, hide queue, mute the audio of the stream, get into a raid,
and then we'll be good. No, doesn't work. There's still going to be coming. There's still going
gonna come and they're still gonna come do not come I'm gonna come it there's
nothing you can do to stop them they're gonna keep fucking coming the only
people who can stop it is embark sadly embark and their stance on cheating
number one is soft as fucking back fat on a rib eye and they're just they're
they're clueless they are they and just the they're what they have done and how
they've went about the cheating problem in the game is some of the worst and I mean boys we came
from escape from Tarkov those motherfuckers are as dense as pudding those developers they don't give
a shit about nobody they care about making money they'll scam their own fucking audience to do so
and they did more about cheating than embark has that is unfathomable to me that is insanity that's
crazy you know so I understand we're both points I think Nick is right both
can be right both can be correct it's a great game it's a fantastic game we all
love it but they're yeah cheating issue is pretty fucking rough I want to see I
want to see what happens here why he gets off they get cheated against again
guy cheating as well or is he like on a fresh fresh account right now i'm here now
i mean oh my god live live live live live i mean these kids are way too good
yeah
please bro
get my guns oh my goodness
I got there since some other time with you guys
It's hard to have the motion. Thank you, baby. Then I have
Thank you.
It's hard.
I love you.
I'll give you some more drinks.
They say they call me Motion Merks.
I love you.
I love you.
I thought they called me.
Motion Merks, yeah?
That guy had a game ban from seven days ago.
That killed him.
So probably, yeah, probably cheating.
Unless he's changed his ways in seven days.
Hey, committed murder, but in seven days he's doing pretty good.
Wow.
It's a rough day, man.
That's...
Who?
Who?
Who is mama?
Hmm.
That'll happen.
I mean, yeah, I mean, that dude's death or that dude's health went from pretty good
to zero instantly.
If I was them, I would have probably called Cheater.
I'm here.
Quite booze in here.
I'm snuck in.
I wanted to say hello to my daddy.
Come on, does the water hello?
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Come on, stop pushing against me.
Come on.
What?
I know you can't be in here.
I got a strain. There's people in here watching me.
me. Come on. You got to go. You got to go. Oh, he's pushing against me. Come on. You
got to go. No, you can't be in here. I got a string. What are you doing? Get out of here.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Why?
Why, baby? You can't be in here. You can't be in here.
Time to go. Time to go. Come on.
That's all you had to say.
No, man.
So funny, bro, such a goofball.
Let him stay.
No, no, no.
It's too hot in here for him, man.
It is too hot in here for him.
Whoa, what is going on in my game?
Is my FPS fried or what?
Why is my FPS so fried?
Is the servers struggling again?
Oh, there we go.
Somewhat better.
Quitches trash.
We can always go and watch on YouTube.
It's a little better over there,
especially during like the baby phases of the Dino Stages.
It's a ham.
Blue and Duke are both boys.
Well, good news is chat, Mickey's alive, luckily.
Oh, yeah, my FPS is destroyed right now.
Chat, are the servers still working?
Can I leave and have the potential of getting back in or no?
This is a me thing as well, right?
Oh, there we go.
Nope, it's bad again.
You got kicked and got back in?
Okay, I think maybe something got corrupted with the game,
but it is really, really got awful right now.
I'm gonna have to leave and come back.
Hopefully I get back in.
That works out, this is online cool.
um
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
No, I'm not gonna ride that out look like shit
This fucking game today is going to be the death of me.
I've had such a great experience on the Isles since coming back and today has been an absolute
an absolute dumpster fire of AIDS.
I blame Ninja.
I blame everyone.
No, I just got luck
We just need a we just need a good hour. That's it one good hour get our aloe up in size. We'll be fine
Do a little bit of luck here
We need the game to cooperate. We need to not get fucking sniped
We need to not run into a t-rex running across the map to try and kill us. We need to be in
Charge will be okay. We'll be okay, Jose
Okay, let me go here, let me go here.
You're not getting baited by Apache,
I forgot about that.
Got that to the list of things we need not to do.
All right, we gotta wait to join again for the fourth time.
Good, good.
Rust is so bad. Why you say that? What's going on with Rust?
Where's Summit? Listen, man, this used to be a meme that everyone knew and it's kind of faded because me and Summit don't play many games together as much as we used to.
But there's one role that role is you never wait for summit period never unless it's a
hashtag ad you never wait for summit you can't you can't you wait for summit you'll
be waiting for three years. You can't wait for him. Never. You can't wait for
him or summoning close to the same person. They have very similar mannerisms.
They have very similar mannerisms, both the incredible people, both the absolute
worst people to schedule something with and or to make plans and to know that
there and in fact gonna be there when it comes to gaming. I mean that was love.
He thinks that Mickey's gonna die by the way.
Today is cursed.
Mickey's getting chased down by Sarah's and there's no food on the map because of the
constant crashes and the lack of players in the server right now.
What a cursed day.
What a cursed day, huh?
C'mon, man!
Some who would never slur on any day besides Saturdays.
Hahaha!
Sass squad, check in for the tier one.
Atro, check in for the two months, headshot, check in for the four.
Has Starburst flavored Isis really like these you got my attention
I have to explain on to him how to get into the server but yeah I can do that
One of my eating is like every day rice and chicken rice and chicken baby today we went
back to the OG salsa I if I'm eating something I'm eating
One of three things.
Rice and chicken with salsa.
Dino chicken nuggets on a Caesar salad
called that bitch a Jurassic Park.
Or pasta.
It's really the only things I eat every day.
I don't like to try new shit.
I don't want to try new shit.
I know what I like.
I know what I want.
This is just, this is what it is.
Well, again, Chipotle, what am I ordering from Chipotle?
Rice, chicken, and salsa in a burrito form or in a bowl.
Well, I think we're already fucked again.
Because like I said, I don't think there's going to be any food here.
And our diet's terrible, our stomach's bad.
I think we're going to be screwed once again, my friends.
We got to go risk it at the baby's zone, all we can do.
We got to go risk it for the biscuit.
We gots to go risk it for a zip biscuit.
We gots to do it.
Dino's is the aloe, in my opinion, one of, if not the hardest dino to grow.
It is so difficult to grow the aloe.
Obviously, like, a T-Rex is a little bit harsher in terms of just how long you have to grow
four but in terms of like diet and for some reason like your entire life you're never
really faster than shit. It's difficult, man.
The problem is both those guys pounce me and I die.
I can't fight them.
Even if just one pounces me I die.
I can't stop, I'm gonna keep moving.
Probably gonna get cooked here,
but we don't have a choice,
because there is absolutely zero food on the map.
And we are almost dead.
And we're dead.
Oh, now we're for sure dead.
Oh, wow, lucky us.
Oh wait, Mickey, where are you at?
I'm here, bro!
Are you near here?
Oh, dude, the red pack, that's a- I guarantee you, that is a shit ton.
I guarantee you- oh, Mickey's dead.
Well, let's go see if we can't get a diet.
going to get marked. It is what it is. Maybe we'll just 60% our Sarah and see what we can
do on it. Oh yeah, we're cooked. I legitimately think it's just not a day we can play. Hello.
Oh my gosh, she's a big yellow. Please be cool. Please be cool. Please be cool. Please
Please because I don't know please please please love me please please
Chris, Chris, yes!
Everyone's just starving to death, bro.
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
Yes, we have a chance of survival.
Well, the problem is the server like this, the ecosystem runs off of players
and when the aisle can't.
Oh my gosh, mother fucker.
when the aisle can't maintain their damn server staying working you know it
ruined servers like this or make some struggle
Raptors
Shit one of Raptors
Just do it over here be careful of the debuff Chris
is this?
Is that an alo?
No, Chris.
You hate the whole fucking thing, buddy.
You hate the whole fucking thing.
You hate the whole fucking thing, you badass!
Weeep, weeep, weeep, there she goes.
More food north.
Yeah, in the sanctuary, Chris.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I should have eaten a little bit.
I shouldn't have double tripled, quadrupled quintuple checked.
Fuck, brother.
Well, we're gonna get marked, for sure.
Oh, today is cursed today is cursed it is the most first day that I have ever experienced
in my entire life.
The level of curse today is, we'll go down in history books.
It's unfucking believable, truly.
I've never experienced a day on the Isle quite like today.
It's not even in terms of like we're just dying and it's like rough.
It's like just everything that can go bad is happening.
Like absolutely everything that can go bad is going bad.
We find a guy, he accidentally one shots the food, we find another guy, he gets stuck,
and he's in the sanctuary, so he can't unstuck.
I mean, I go in there, I'm dead.
I don't go in there, I lose crime.
It's like there's just zero chance
us actually doing anything in there like the omnis there's so many of them like
I don't think that there's anything I can do and then our only backup is now
stuck in a fucking palm tree
Is that one of me?
Come on, baby.
Yes!
I
Fuck you
Fuck you
8%! I need an organ!
Please don't do this!
Game, stop!
Please head A! A right here!
Yes
We're the baby
Everybody can get it why is nothing going up?
Oh my god
Today is cursed. Today is actually fucking cursed. It's unfathomable how cursed today
is. I'm at 12% and it won't let me grab fucking diets.
Okay, this should be enough. I gotta hide. I'm gonna bleed out. And I'm lagging so I
can't get around the palm tree. Oh my god, kill me. Actually, don't kill me. I'm barely
alive, but fucking... If I grow to the point where the bees kill me, I am gonna shut the
stream off and I'm just gonna call it a day. If I get to the point where bees
kill me, boys I'm letting y'all know I am punching this monitor, I'm crashing out
and I'll be back tomorrow. I don't know what else to say. I will lose my mind.
Let me get a bite of food.
Oh
Wait is this not my body
It is
Run him, cowboy!
Run for your life!
Believe it or not, that guy actually kills us.
Why? Why can't I eat it? Why?
Is it already out of guts?
And it's rotten now.
And we're dead!
example of what Adam was talking about when it comes to these stupid fucking bugs getting
you killed. If that body doesn't rot, I'm full stomach and I leave. But because it did rot,
I stay there longer than I'm supposed to looking for another piece of food to eat and I get
murk by a raptor literally killing himself in order to kill me for killing his boy. Which
which crude us to him I would have done the same.
Round four.
We're back in the swamp.
We're blaming Adam.
All right, there's another one.
Go ahead and you know what?
You said that at the perfect time, Stephen,
we'll see in 24 hours.
You said it at a perfect time,
just like right whenever I'm peak anger.
We'll see you in a day, Bob
Oh my gosh the dream you tech
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
Chase!
Chase!
Chase is here, guys!
guys chase we're saved we're saved we're saved oh my god
No, Mickey, I can't give up, I'll meet you.
This is the run!
I will name this aloe, Armadilla!
That is the aloe's name, Armadilla is his name, and killing is his game.
We're gonna live, we are so back.
You'd call me army for short.
Oh my gosh, I'm going to go crack open a fresh 6 million delight in a moment here.
I
I'm here.
Also, Chad, everyone that somehow managed to be here until this point, W's in the chat.
If I was any of you guys out of already left, said, Hutch sucks, I can't handle this, but
y'all the real ones y'all stayed y'all stayed through the struggles through the
pain and the suffering y'all stayed and for that I love you dearly
love using the chat for you
and just like that we're back in the game I'm fucking I'm fucking wait it's
chase that oh no sexy carl bigger but a
five gifted wait did chase die chase are
you dead
Oh shit, well there goes all of our hopes and dreams.
Where's that?
Oh shit.
shit. Go after him, not me. Go after him, not me.
Chase is alive. Can we triple pin this Dilla? Can we triple pin this Dilla even though we're
Can we triple pin this dillo even though we're short and small and chunky?
I know I'm sick or about to not be sick.
I DM Chase.
Chase is alive, thank god.
They're a little close.
Yeah, we might have figured that out, Chase.
We gotta go for this food.
Kick for a living.
That's where we're at.
Sh.
DLove just took the y and ate it.
All right, so the Y is gone is what it is.
We still got some a.
Oh, he's ripping something else out of the body.
Is this guy ever a big dino whenever I played?
I was huge.
Do you ever shut the fuck up?
You ever felt the warm embrace of a woman?
Ever went outside longer than five minutes?
Shut up, bitch!
And no, I haven't been.
I've been a baby all day and it sucked and I've hated it.
And the one time I was big, I got hunted down by another streamer!
It's been helped!
I'm going for it.
Stacey's mom, stay close.
You gotta sneak in there.
Gotta get the food, and we gotta leave.
Stay close!
Stay close! Stay close!
I got a hand!
Grab something, Stacy, and run!
Grab it and run!
Shit!
Hey, on me!
I'm going back in.
different food fuck that fuck that
fuck that stop the music we eat this
with a
Chase where are you? Oh my gosh there's raptors. There's raptors here. All is lost.
Follow.
I've got an update from Chase. Things are looking good. There is now a Dillow, a raptor
And a Herrera all camping the same body.
Exactly what we want to hear.
Hopefully they fight and we get some grubbin.
Stay close. Stay locked in.
Case.
St. Case.
Where are you?
Hey, someone muttered up on a Tuesday. Where are you?
Yo, I just realized
We should have been mudded up earlier I would have saved us
New rule we mud up to a fucking prime from now on okay from now on we mud till prime period no questions asked
You
Is that water?
I got a blend in, making them think that we're also a raptor.
Poof!
Poof!
Poof!
Poof!
Hey!
Hey!
So, the 10-ohs already eat, and big ol' sons of bitches ate the 10-oh.
Wait, if there's a B, what does that mean?
died okay so it's a spawn probably or something that was pulled chase said he's starving he's
running to the sanctuary and fall I would meet you there bad news don't really know how to get
there but I will meet you there good sir I gotta go past the the heathens to get there I do don't I
Fuck
You're late, can you catch me up on the day? Sure. We played a
alo today
died played another alo died played another alo died and then played one more alo
died we are now on this alo
So it's been a good day.
I had to use one word to describe the day it would be AIDS.
That is the word.
Word of the day, that is the word.
Dammit!
Oh, oh, oh, hi, hi, hi there, hi there, hear her before you eat plants, you're a cool guy.
I don't want to kill anybody you don't want to kill me a little on me up. I'll see you later
What happened with your Rex? My Rex is in a retirement home for dead people, okay? It's
called a graveyard he's fucking dead bud and he ain't never coming back well this
is an interesting choice lord you come to you today give thanks and ask to be
spared in this moment please do not let a dynasuchus take me under and murder me
for food for prosperity please let me live I beg for chilling onwards chase I'm coming
Don't tell me I just swam out to a island. Please God.
How big am I? A 22 caliber bullet, son.
Not even, I'm not even a 22, I'm a BB, that's all I am.
I'm a pellet.
More mud.
I'm three inches, rock hard right now.
No gastro.
I'm coming.
That's massive.
Well.
Yeah.
Stop bragging. Sorry.
Hope we're fucking dead.
Hey, geez.
Oh, we are we are clubbed. Oh, we are clubbed two minutes. Don't murder me
Okay, Dianosugus, don't do it.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh my God, go.
Run for your lives.
This swamp is hell.
The heart's pounding.
Oh my gosh, it's never ending.
It's never ending water.
Where in the hell is the sanctuary?
I'm not logging. I'm running till I can't run anymore.
What the fuck was that? Was that a deer?
We made it, we made it, we fucking made it, oh my gosh, Chase, we made it, see you when
you log in big dog sleep next to this palm tree I'm a little sleepy
oh my gosh this so far has been a miracle chat if you don't think a
restart was coming you think there's a dinosaur you send that water that
grabs a gupa or no you think we would have got laid out or what I think we
would have to be honest I think we kind of for the first time all day today we
kind of got lucky
We need to get into this server the second it comes back up.
Lock in lock in
This is the picture chase sends me this is the picture chase sends me chat
Hahahaha.
Hahahaha.
Hahahaha.
Hahahaha.
Ha!
Hahahaha.
Well, uh...
Well...
It's blows, it's blows.
Those.
Did we die?
We didn't die yet.
Emphasis on yet.
Chase, are you inside of this zone?
I'm new, can you explain how the attacks work?
Yeah, so basically each dinosaur
has multiple different types of attacks.
You got attacks for bleed,
you got attacks for like raw damage,
you got like pouncing,
which is where you jump on the side of something.
Every dino is different.
Some dinos you have poison,
where you can send fake versions of yourself
at people like the dillo.
Some dinos are different types of poisons
that create the other player not being able to see.
You got a T-Rex that can bash people
or whatever it's called.
You got a patchy that can headbutch you and break your bones.
Every ability has its own thing that it does.
On our dino, we have an ability
that,
what is happening to me?
what what's happening oh my god oh my god I'm already too large I'm too big for
the baby area more than 31%
hey I'm not what in the hell is going on to me what was that happening
Chase, find me immediately.
Oh, my gosh, there's raptors here.
Chase, where are you?
Chase, where are you?
He said that here's too many raptors so he left. Oh, okay, good. Good, good, good, good, good.
Oh, wonderful.
And...
Oh!
Chase!
Chase!
Chase, oh my gosh.
It's so good to see you.
It's so good to see you, Chase.
I thought we were dead, man.
I thought I was fucking dead, man.
I was so scared up there by myself.
Oh, my God.
There's just something behind us.
If we find mud, we use shallow mud.
Let me do some magic, okay?
What magic you're doing?
He's redeeming.
He's redeeming an aloe.
Watch him chat.
He's redeeming an aloe.
Watch him.
Watch him grow.
Oh, he's going to redeem.
He has a 60% aloe, he's going to redeem, he's going to redeem, he's going to become
massive.
That's what we ought to have done.
Chad, why didn't I think of that?
Why didn't I think of that?
As hell as today has been, we should have just bought an aloe.
We could have bought an aloe this whole time.
I just didn't even think of it.
Is there any up for sale?
Arno, Karno, Inno, Omni,
Erebra,
and no one's selling any alos.
Oh shit, Chase!
Chase, I have to, I have to screw it up with Chase.
You go.
Chase.
Shit.
Chase.
Chase.
Chase.
Oh
Wait, oh
You gotta confuse them
Don't move.
See him up there, see him climbing up there?
All right, let's go do get out son
Stay together jump on the Raptors
We should mud up for repletors this chase
I'll be hungry hungry. I'm coming.
Time to duke it out boys. Get our grabs. Don't get grabbed. Get our grabbed. Don't get grabbed.
If Chase gets grabbed, we pounce whatever pounce them. We can outbite them. We can out DPS any
raptor in here. Unless it's a big one and it's just gonna instantly kill us and we're gonna be really
sad
Oh shit!
You have pounds with me Raptor, come on.
I'm going to try and get him.
again. Oh raptors that. Yeah,
I understand enough.
Uh, Chase?
Chase?
3
3
3
3
3
Please, Herrera, go after him and not us, please.
It's fine.
Chase has a grow.
It's not a big deal.
good, get that bleed rockin baby
I'll come up after.
kebab for after
Brother, what am I playing?
How is he still alive?
Huh?
How is he not blood out yet?
We can open them right back up.
We need stamina as well.
I'm gonna we can win this we can win the long game
that really not hit
Yes, get him, Belfi.
Get him, Belpy.
I do not give a fuck, I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck,
Respectfully speaking could couldn't care fucking less
We're gonna kill this big son of a bitch
If he has to be low, there's no way he can't.
Yes!
Yes!
Great work!
Great job!
Thank you.
Thanks.
Great job!
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
great work holy shit what a chase bro what a chase oh my god
There's a Herrera coming this way, fucking can I get an RIP in the chat for chase man?
Oh my god.
That shit feels bad.
Oh
What is peanut what
of
What is that?
Yo suck thank you so much for the 20 I came for the aisle in two ways not just one oh my
god thank you so much for the $20 super chat man.
Who overthink for the 20?
I thought I was going to hunt with you homie bad day turned good.
Yeah good one.
This little dinosaur comes up here I'm going to murk him as well.
Holy cow my journal is dumping listen I'm sorry to be that guy who says I don't give
a fuck with that messages. Whenever there's a Maya too big for the sanctuary that just
killed my boy and you want to say for me to split up with a raptor, I'm not fucking leaving.
I don't give a shit. In no way, shape and form is that Maya gonna be in there, kill
my boy and I'm gonna be the one who cares about separating. Fuck that. I'm gonna sit
there and I'm gonna kill that motherfucker period
I don't think Herrera one shots me.
If he jumps down, I'll grab his bitch ass.
is a low down circus
All the other fuckers right now
I mean, we're in a really tough spot here.
We got Herrera's and Mother's.
Oh, okay.
I'm leaving.
Yeah, that's a big one.
I'm so, so happy that it chose to kill our boy and not us.
We are alive!
We are alive!
We are alive!
We are alive!
We are alive!
We are alive!
We are livein'!
It's a beautiful day!
Thanks for never being the same!
We are alive!
Yep!
beautiful day to you. Thanks for never being the same. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's not where
I'd be. Or I'd be to hold me today. Oh, sevens in the chat better him than us. Oh, sevens
in the chat better him than us. Oh my God, we just witnessed a murder. Holy shitballs.
Oh my god, yeah, you guys want to game with P tonight?
Do we pull a long day and do I'll till eight and then our graders from eight to like midnight?
I mean boys, I'm not like the update just came out.
Peanut's not coming to gaming with us.
Not during the update.
And I kind of do want to play Arc just, you know,
like I want to play it, bro.
Like, I'm not, I can't, oh, oh, I love you.
Please, no kill.
It's been hell.
I hate my life.
Chase!
Chase, it's you, it's you.
Chase, all right, listen, if you wanna go over there,
there's a Herrero, but there's still a lot of food.
There's still so much food.
There's a Dinosuke, it's in the water, but it's small.
You can still go over there and eat, if you want to try.
That's that, all right, sounds good, I'm with you.
I'm doing great.
I'm doing great, 41%.
Okay, let's do it.
I'll grow on your brain.
You killed a small Rex?
Oh, fuck yeah.
Chess, I'ma start even on.
Hey, he's playing GTA today from what Chess was saying.
I
With Adam is Adam on aloe. I thought Adam was playing T-Rex today
Yeah, Adam's on Rex oh
Oh my gosh chat we finally have a start.
I'm gonna goop a pole a 2% melee fucking skinned.
Love of God.
I was with Adam and got pinned by a raptor.
Oh no you lost your Rex today Chase.
Brother those
Those herbies I
Have never understood the health
That those fucking herbies have
Holy shit
Obviously he was like 35% or something because it took so long and the bleed didn't do much
but dude like when I'm playing on
on T-Rex or Aloe and I get a bleed from Raptors.
I'm like, oh dude, I'm gonna die soon.
Dude, I've bled that guy like 10 times.
I've bled that guy so many times.
Oh listen, we're gonna, yeah, I'm gonna be smart.
I'm gonna be smart.
I'm going to take this life
and I'm going to feel like
I'm actually living it in real life, okay?
I do not wanna be a baby again.
Usually, regrowing, it's not a bad vibe.
I don't mind it today.
I have been spending six hours,
six hours trying to be where I am right now.
If not larger, I will not, I will not swander it.
6 hours of just the worst hell I could ever imagine.
How late we streaming for it?
I don't know.
This is my last attempt at aloe and I don't know what else I'm gonna do after that.
This is my LG on aloe.
I cannot try this again.
We're gonna run this as long as we can.
this is the one that goes to a hundred but we will see but I'll tell you this
much we're getting prime and we're selling it I am not entombing at a
hundred fuck that shit hell no hell to the know a ho ho I do not want to do
that again
I
Went on in tomb brother. I do not just witness the hell that we went to to get to this point
But that was terrible make you can't get on aloe
We have to kill this guy in order to get Mickey a place in the game.
I don't feel good about what we're gonna have to do to this guy.
I don't feel good about it.
We gotta kill all other alos.
I don't know where that guy went friendly no answer I mean guys it's how the server works
man you know if we want to open up alo spots we got to kill other alos he's lucky I didn't
go yeah I'm friendly you know at least I'm not that big of a scumbag
skip it the way it works is is that being a patreon in the server you can unlock
dinos right if you don't have those unlocks which is only like once every
four five six hours however long it is you don't have those unlocks you got to
hope that someone else does it if no one else has those unlocks if the server
has too much of an influx of a certain dino, those dinos are locked down until there's
less of them on the map.
The only dino you can unlock, I believe, is a trike and a t-rex.
Only admins can do that, and you basically just have to snipe those.
But with allos, you can get one unlock a day, basically.
Luckily for me, I got a lot of people in the community who have Patreon stuff, so that
They usually unlock it for me
No, I don't need it unlocked right now. I'm good
You know watch the shuttle take off. Can I be real with you as someone who grew up in Florida?
You know, you know, we have the Kennedy space station
I've seen so many shuttles take off and so many
Rocket launches in my life. I know I take it for granted, but you know, it's it's not or center Kennedy's whatever it's called
It's not like
You know
I love seeing them too. It's just I've seen so many I don't be like oh, I gotta watch it
But they're going to the moon wait actually are they actually going to the moon is that real
Wait really I thought they were going around it
We're gonna go say hi to all the aliens up there, I thought
It's still cool
It's crazy like nowadays we talk about oh I don't even want to start this conversation.
I'm gonna say something and I don't care what your opinion is like politics I'm gonna say
something I'm gonna say something I'm gonna say something are we ready do you think that
you will be ever be ever be able to not lose your mind over what I'm about to
say you think you have it in you chat I think you have it in you are you guys
ready I find it crazy that we talk about landing on the moon like it's this
like impossible feet that can never be done yet we did it forever ago and
And everybody else did it forever ago, and nowadays everyone's like, whoa, there's no way.
Oh no, I knew it! I knew you couldn't contain yourselves! You're gonna piss each other off! Shut up!
There it is, public education at work. I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
your chats and say yeah because bro because my chat waits and they wait and they lay and
they're like if they're a conversation I can piss someone off in the chat I have to say
my stupid opinion or just bait someone to piss them off.
You gotta remember everyone in here for the most part 90% of this community is here to
fuck with me 90% of my stream you don't think they're gonna wanna fuck with each other
either? They live for this shit! They're like Dinosuchus is in the chat, waiting!
No rocket could lift Hutch's fat ass on the moon.
They would need four.
Alright.
Okay.
Four?
You had to add that in there.
You couldn't have just left it with like the original statement that was already in
my opinion pretty fucking brutal.
You had to add four?
Alright chat, I'm gonna ask you a question.
We've already burned the chat down. I might as well burn it down just a little bit more.
And you're gonna answer yes or no.
And you're not gonna be upset at these people to your left or to your right who answer differently.
Do you think we actually landed on the mood?
look at the divide look at the divide that is insanity that is insanity what
a world we live in pull it let us get some food after our next food I'll throw
a poll up for everybody. I'm actually curious. What's my opinion? My opinion? Oh, Stego,
you are left. My opinion is, is that I don't have a fucking opinion because I don't, I
don't say I don't care, but I just, it's not something I, I stay up at night. I feel
like people who actually understand that shit or understand the history behind it have way
more of an opinion than someone like me, who's still trying to learn what the fuck algebra
you know what I'm saying I don't know we were told that we were told that we
were there I grew up being told burn during this yeah we landed on the moon
and we beat the Russians you know
And we have samples.
Your grandmother actually went to the moon once.
I want to take a spacecraft to Uranus
Hmm all right
Thank you for the 25 I'm just here to watch dino's that's still way less than you also for the people of chat that don't think we did
My answer is we did for for those who do think that wait for for those who do think we did that my answer is we did it
I'm with that guy. I'm with him, Pham Salt. I would have agreed.
I just like having these conversations.
Dude, I like hearing, even if they're completely wrong or completely right, I just like, I just, I'm like a fly on the wall in these conversations. Right here.
Oh yeah, you see him, you see him, you see him, you see him.
You're never going to meet mom, you're never going to meet dad, you're going to die here!
It's time to die you little shit!
You're going to die!
Slap him!
Fight him in the neck!
Fight him in the neck!
Stop complaining!
Slap him!
Shut up!
Shut the hell up!
You're dying here!
I'm hardly able to slap you again!
You're dying here!
I'm hardly gonna slap you again! Get diein' here, you little shit!
I hate you! I hate ya! I hate you!
Sorry about that. Um, I killed him.
Oh, there's something really large coming, I think.
Chase, how are you on food?
You're good, man, hutch, by the way, we've been to the moon six times.
The original is usually the one that's questionable.
Yeah, yeah, I hear it.
I hear it!
I hear what you're saying, I hear what you're selling.
Good to go.
It's not questionable.
All right, all right, guys, guys, guys, guys, listen, like I said before, you are talking
to other people on the internet who don't actually care.
They just want to make you mad, or you ain't going to change their minds.
Opinions are very similar to politics.
People's opinions, especially on the internet, you ain't changing nobody's mind.
You're just going to run around in a circle for the next 20 minutes, calling each other
fat, and then the conversation's over.
Don't get offended by anything, let people say things even if it's dumb.
Personally, I don't know, and that's the truth.
If we were, and we weren't, then so be it.
We obviously have the tech to fly there, so nothing's stopping us.
Okay, that's a good way to think about it.
That's a good way to think about it.
The way I think about it is, is so nowadays I gotta buy two seats on Southwest and these
guys get to fly to the fucking moon for free.
Explain that one to me.
Explain that one to me.
These motherfuckers, they get to fly to the moon for free.
And I gotta buy two seats on a Southwest flight.
Now that is bullshit.
You know?
Now that is inconceivable.
Now free, it's on taxpayer dollars.
Well then I'm paying for both?
The hell's going on?
Dammit!
Well, at least it ain't going to a leering center, I guess, I mean, you know, you gotta take the wins where you can.
I'm just trying to piss people off today.
What I've learned in my life is if you can't be around people that can hear a conversation
and not sit there and hate you for what you're talking about, you don't want to be around
those types of people anyways.
Nothing we're saying is offensive, nothing we're saying people should take offense to
or get their feelings all hurt.
And if you're one of those people who are, and that's happening to you right now, I don't
want you here to begin with.
I love you.
I hope you figure things out.
But you're a little bitch, and I'm sorry that you are that way.
I just hit 50. Let me claim this.
Now I suck dick for a living. That's where we're at.
Hey, what are you taking there, your second mutation?
Yo, I'm gonna be honest, I might take efficient digestion, because food has been hell all day long.
I should probably take Traumatic Trombosis, Gastro, Eat Y, Wait what happened?
I'm just chatting. I've literally been fighting hunger all day long. I've been fighting hunger
all day long. I need a little help when it comes to the hunger stuff. It's getting too
can be a pain. Well even if we get a solid kill we're getting bullied off of
every kill we've gotten today. We get a kill, a dillo shows up, or a pack of
saras, or a t-rex that chases us down. I mean today has just been like every time
we just cannot get a break today. One of those days. It's one of those days!
When you wake up, everything is fucked! Everybody sucks!
It would take more work faking the moon landing back then than actually landing on the moon.
Alright, now we're just speaking gibberish.
Give me a camcorder, $20 and a pack of Marbaros and I'll get you that footage.
Don't you worry about that.
I'll get you that footage.
I'll just get Gav and I'll paint him with a brush.
I mean, I just act like he's the moon.
I just stand on his belly.
You can see the same shit.
It's an action and scene great job.
Oh, that crater really looks like a belly button.
God, is that lent?
What is that?
cinema
no it's true guys I'm again man I don't give a fuck dude
hey fuck yeah we landed on a USA USA
USA
Here's the next question. All right, we're gonna like this chat up again y'all ready
Call some more chaos.
Are aliens real?
I feel like this is going to be an astounding answer.
Of course!
Hmm.
Hmm.
What is that?
I'm sorry.
Bullseye.
No free skin for you!
Damn that thing was nothing.
Well, I got perfect diet again.
Alright, no more questions.
No more questions!
I burned the chat down enough. That was good.
That was good.
I think what we can all take from this is...
Is that it is okay to differ in opinions and still be friends and I get an amen and I get an amen
Even if your friends are some what dumb as fuck you can still be friends
Oh, man.
nearby dynasuchus outcasts what?
should drink. I'm trying to chase, need to go back to the water and drink. I fucked
up and that's on me. I apologize.
of
the
we're still small guy we're 52%
chase do we go back and get some water or are we gonna go somewhere else for
water like I said I kind of fucked up
Alright, sounds good. Let's do it.
Favorite baseball team? I don't really have a favorite.
For me, it's just, uh, who's playing that day?
You know, like, oh, my boy's pitching for this team. I hope he does well.
Oh, one of my friends is hitting. I hope he does well.
It's a little different. A little different.
I didn't like my time at the Met, so I don't want to root for them.
My time at the White Sox wasn't bad. I enjoyed the White Sox.
But I guess if I had the Picket Team, it would probably be the White Sox,
but I also was only there for half a season, not even, like, a quarter of a season, so...
I don't really have any ties to the White Sox either.
Play Pro Bowl, yes Chad, I got drafted out of high school to the New York Mets in 2017
and then I played for the Mets till 2021 and then I was released and picked up by the Chicago
White Sox, played with them for a quarter of a season and then retired in the ice stream.
Welcome to my life!
Yeah, I know maths.
No shot!
Yep.
Wee!
Ah, here!
I honestly think of a 27 month smell of thing with a 22.
May have better money there.
Yeah, believe it or not, just because people are pros doesn't mean they're fucking rich.
In the minor leagues you make about $11,000 a year.
We got paid so little that the MLB got sued and there was a settlement that I made money
off of for getting so underpaid while I was playing professionally.
Got like three grand from that or something like that
Was like a multi multi hundred million dollar lawsuit might have been a billion dollar lawsuit. I'm not too sure
Yeah, so when you go to a minor league game at least whenever I was playing
The people who were serving you hot dogs and beers made more than me on the field
And it's not an exaggeration
I don't know if that's changed now.
I mean bro, whenever I was playing during COVID, whenever I was during COVID, oh, fucking
shit. Oh my gosh, it's Prince Ali of... Oh, goodness gracious.
Yeah, anyways, anyways, and chase one's beef with everybody.
I love it.
What is this?
What is this?
Another Karna?
I shake the bodies you have in your hand you hold that click you shake
Brex
Let's do it
Yeah, I know I know
Oh, no.
There we go!
There we go!
Come on, Chase!
Come on!
Later, bitch!
Come on!
Huge kill.
Oh my gosh, look at that Dinosuchus.
Look at that Dinosuchus.
That's the outcast one.
That thing looks sick.
Minus... six... OW!
Oh, that croc is coming. You'll see the croc. He'll come up here for the food, no doubt.
Look at him.
Look at him.
the
and
I
Chase need you to come back soon, but
I don't know how cool this guy looks.
Back up patchy you fucking asshole
Oh, he looks so cool.
I
Pat you're gonna kill one of them right about walk away watch
Here we go.
Chase was here.
We could actually scare this guy, but...
This is also f**ked up.
go as well no I see this I see the chat
I
Want to I like I want to kill that dinosaur kiss
Because I want the vigilante skin bro. I want it so bad
Ready to move yeah ready ready Freddy let's get out of here
No chase just because I'm not even I'm 55% I don't have enough health pool to fight to
fight that guy and actually have a chance.
I won't even be doing any damage with Bleeds.
And we go get some water and we got that T-Rex kill which is sick.
many people here oh shit all right let's go get some water no I'm female
hold your idea no
all right
Maya patchy trike holy shit there's a lot of things here
We'll get some water
Well Maya
Help
We can't really help them.
Alright, this is a big overpack.
Listen, little ones, we're going to keep moving.
Y'all keep following us.
We're going to have to kill you.
Stand out boys, stand out.
Audium leg fractured.
Two percent food.
Survival of the fittest Chase.
Survival of the fittest.
Here's what it is.
It is what it is.
Let's get out of here.
Hey, listen, listen, boss, you might be judging me right now, but I need you to understand
something.
stuck in the loading screen for six hours.
I ain't gonna put my life by the life of no man or woman.
No turn, read, file.
If you slow me down, you get left in the trees
with your broken leg and your broken back
and your 2% food.
Oh, sevens, I'll be at your funeral.
Hell, I'll even bring you flowers,
but I ain't gonna be there with you in hell while you die.
No, no, I've had enough of hell today.
No thank you, no sir.
Is me and Chase.
Although I did see Stacy's mom down there,
Stacy's mom, was it Stacy's mom,
one of the ones that fought with me?
I got jumped off by the Herrera.
I'm pretty sure Stacy's mom got jumped off
by the Herrera, right?
We need a mail, all right.
Well, we gotta go to Al-O-Mingle, you know?
Al-O-Mingle dot com, you heard of it?
I got an account.
I boosted it.
Only Allows.
HAHAHAHA
What is that, what is that what that was called?
was it Farmers, Farmers Mangle or something?
Allows Mangle?
Or Farmers Only? Allows Only?
But what a weird time it was back then.
Like everything, every ad on TV was some neat other people website.
Do you guys remember that?
It was like you were watching TV and the ads would come on and you knew it was gonna be
some dating website at least three different ones every single time.
Now all it is is weight loss supplements.
bro every time me and my wife are watching Hulu I you know I don't pay for
no ads that's too expensive bro the amount the amount of weight loss ads I
see is fucking insane it's not targeted ads if it was targeted ads it'd be
nothing but McDonald's I get those two to be honest
Yes, GLP-1s, brother, the amount of GLP-1 ads I've fucking seen, it's always while we're
watching some bullshit, like lately we've been watching lives of, or Mormon wives, lives,
or some shit like that, the house of Mormon wives, I don't know what the fuck it's called.
Like mom talk, bro, every commercial is a weight loss supplement, and one of the girls
in the show is addicted to weight loss drugs it's fucking insane
secret lives of morban wives
that's it
yeah i'm gonna be honest with you
i'm gonna be honest with you and you can judge me if you want
i'm gonna be honest
And you can judge me if you want.
Also, YouTube liked the streamer you die in-game as a dinosaur.
The show's kind of fire.
And I know, you guys are kinda, I know.
I'm, go ahead.
Go ahead, say it.
Say whatever you want.
Bro, I've been enjoying the show.
My wife is like forcing me at gunpoint to watch this shit with her.
And at the beginning I was like, oh my god.
Stop asking me to watch this show.
Now I'm at the point where it's like,
It's Janessa? Is that bitch Janessa cheating again?
Paylor did what?
What is Kansas doing?
No!
She what?
Well, I'm in.
I'm involved.
I just made up a couple of names.
I forgot their names.
But I mean, I know, like, what's going on.
I know what they look like.
I, you know, I kind of understand what's happening.
And my wife will look at me and she goes, did you hear the T today?
And I catch myself actually carrying.
I'm like, why?
She's like, you wouldn't believe it.
I'll speak what?
She goes, supposedly this so and so's baby daddy is now sleeping with this so and so.
But I think it's a myth.
All right, not a myth. I think it's fake publicity.
Run! Run! Run for your life!
Run for your life!
Watch out, he's gonna track the footprints 37 years away!
I hope that P-Rick doesn't have an alo, Vendetta!
I need water so bad
Well I'm fine now listen we could have survived the last time chat the problem that happened
was is we just got down pinning someone. I was just talking about the Mormon wives.
And that is you hear it? It's so good.
They didn't believe me.
You hear it? It's bad.
It is.
Bless you do come on. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Okay. Is that sneeze?
He said come okay
Okay
Yeah.
Haha!
I'm out of my mind.
Yeah.
Close call. Yeah, I can turn the camera off. I'm done it. There we go. There you go.
That's a t-rex and a baby t-rex chef.
They're quick.
They're in the fast stages of their life.
No ma'am, all good.
Chad, I can't see you right now.
I gotta turn the camera off.
Hey listen, you're making a mess woman.
jesus christ
love you baby
sorry i was a bit thirsty i was about dead chase all right i can see chat again and three
two and
one
i'm back
Oh
My god, that was almost so bad
I couldn't throw up my wife when I turn the camera off all the chats closed and I have to click each one to open them back up
Oh my gosh
So I would have felt so bad. Oh my gosh. Hey, what's meant to be I'm glad they're fast
I'm very happy that they're very fast
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Big Rex coming, obviously direction, we got to go up, big ass Rex brother, you mongous
Rex.
So we got a Rex above us, we got a Rex below us, we got two Rexes running next to us.
to us as well holy shit there's a lot of rexes i need to get my stamina up just a hair
what skin is that that item has is it a rare one i don't know
kind of want some chase I think oh you guys said Adam not chase
Oh, that was their kill, really?
Okay, I don't want to look at anything, there's about five Rexes in this area.
I got hunted by a rex for ten minutes earlier the last thing I want to do is do anything
But exactly what I'm doing right now, and that is moving the fuck out of this area
Any of these motherfuckers could be the same guy who hunted us down earlier, and I do not want that to happen
We're gonna keep moving
And we're gonna mud up in the first chance that we get
Brother, I think that's exactly what's happening.
Do you guys see those bushes from far back?
Please, let's go to the right.
I'm gonna crash the fuck out.
My bug?
hearing those bushes?
oh yes!
a big one!
yes!
Swain, welcome in my friend!
how in the hell did all three of us pick women why are all of us ladies I gotta
start I gotta start being a man again damn it
I just want to be a bad bitch man what's wrong with that what I can walk around own this joint
Play!
Oh I got such bad PTSD I'm like staring behind me.
so terrified that we're getting tracked
like how he said I'm thirsty but he thought that he sounded like a little
like a little bitch when he said it so then he said for blood
and then he sat there and let that marinate and said and water
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
Good save a good save my man good save one second. Oh boys. Let me just take a gander here
They take a gander this little vantage point up here
Maybe it isn't and you're not a Rex
I know whoever meets us is going to be a lucky guy.
I
Kill them before they become a problem, chap.
Kill them before they become a problem.
When are we playing a proper game again?
When you start saying the word proper,
and you stop, you sound like an idiot.
This isn't English land, okay?
This isn't fucking England.
You don't get arrested for Facebook posts here.
This is Hutchland.
Call me Kim John Hutch.
We're playing whenever I wanna play.
Also tonight, we're gonna be I think playing with peanut tonight, which I haven't even answered him
Just like fuck bro, I wish he got on earlier man. I'm getting on at eight just suck so much ass
I put the bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb!
That, you wanna get some tunes?
It's one thing to set the vibe when you're living, it's hard to set the vibe when you're
dying.
Can I get an amen?
That shit sucks.
Doesn't matter what song's playing, unless it's,
You had a bad day!
The only song that fits the vibe, man.
Let's mud up, bro.
All right, cool beans, officially untrackable boys, W.
Hello?
Hello?
You leaving? Where are you going?
Going to work out?
What was her?
Alright, see you never.
Sure.
It's gonna be a late night tonight.
Tina's calling.
My other wife
You know is what it is
Late night in the office
having a baby. I don't even know if peanuts can have babies. What the fuck are you talking about?
He's a peanut! Where's he gonna have an M&M?
come on boys y'all know I'm trained in finding raptors so his little eyes little beady eyes
in that spot.
Yeah, you already know that guy was like, ah, shit!
Me and my ham!
Oh, shit! Sorry, didn't mean to throw that at ya!
Rest is yours big dog. Yeah, you have this too
There's more right over there in that bush right here
Actually, it might be hungry. I'll bring it over to him
The swing just get murked.
He's calling to us.
He's calling.
Not good.
I think he just died.
Nope, he's still alive.
We're coming.
We're coming, Swain.
No, not 07 yet.
We can make it.
I can make it.
I can save him.
I can save him.
Yep, Sarah's Sarah's
Our saving its food love that
Love that man. That was that went hard. That was that was a cool statement. You just said it's not a saving mission
It's food
W Swain W Swain
That's a Swain support main in the bot lane for sure aura aura
I
Know you like food. All right. What the fuck I was hyping you up
whatever whatever I'll just slide this time I'm gonna let it slide this time he
isn't wrong do we get you Tom there's gotta be careful every careful do we I'm
looking at you you better be careful I hate to have to show you something I
hate to have to show you something
your scale all right all right what the fuck is going on chat who wants them who wants it
want to try the one calling trike chase when I hit prime we could try your mama I'm down
for anything when I hit Prime, but not until then. When I hit Prime, I'm down to go after everybody,
but not before.
DEMOT THANK YOU FOR THE PROWD!
What the hell is that?
That's a t-rex t-rex coming our way. Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, here we go
Okay, you done fucked up, A.A. Ron.
You've done fucked up and you're slow.
You're so cooked.
You're so cooked.
Get your ass over here.
Get your ass over here.
Well, well, well, look at what we got here.
Twain, you weren't telling me what this is!
That's a T-Rex!
That's one of the craziest eight peaches in all of the aisle.
He's hungry.
He's going to food.
You know what that means?
Time to starve him out.
Yeah, get them bleeds up, baby.
He's bleeding. He's off worse than us, gentlemen.
Way worse than us. Way worse than us.
If one of us pounces him, he's jumping off.
I know it. He's gonna kill us all.
I'm okay. All we gotta do is double pouch. Careful. He's doing good moving his body around.
I'm wounded though, FUCK!
Well, I should go the way I planned it!
Yeah, you guys can't pit him.
You got this you got this guys attack
Oh shit a chicken
He's bled out let's go
Hell yeah good work boys good work you got a little fucked up
I'm going to put another 6 hours on the board put another 6 hours on the board.
Board, please put another six
12 hours in total of Rex lives that have been claimed well hours. Let's go
Let's go
They don't they don't matter
They don't
These Rex's are heathens.
They're false prophets!
They're bastards.
They're savers!
Yup, agreed.
But we can come to an agreement.
No, me and Mickey, for the first six hours of stream today, died a total of around both
of us eight to nine times.
It was so brutal, like, you wouldn't believe, I mean, you could literally go in to the beginning,
if you're bored tonight, go to the start of the stream and just click through, have a
dinosaur and then click like five ten fifteen minutes in advance and watch how we die it's been
atrocious our first dino we got up like 52 percent got hunted down by a rex second dino pounced on
by a raptor and a sanctuary third dino got baited by a patchy and our legs snapped off and beat the
shit out of fourth one what happened to the fourth one is this four I'm twitching I got
fucked up this is for okay no you don't die of old age but after you go through your prime
which is about 75 to 88, 90 through 90 to like,
once you hit 98%, you start becoming worse.
Like you can get your, you can get like a glass phones.
You start to lose your weight, just become weaker.
But once you hit 100%, that's, that's, that's it.
Like you're still strong.
You're still able to kill other things,
but you're just not as big and as strong as you were
like 88, 89, 90. You're an elder. You're a prime elder. Now I suck dick for a living.
First death was Trudon's. Oh, you're right. I did die to Trudon's. That's the other death.
I got pounced on by a bunch of Trudon's. Yeah, that even the $10, that $10, love watching
However, can you explain your menu when you open it?
I have no clue what you're looking at.
Thank you, of course, Ned.
So what you're looking at here is everything
about our dinos, okay?
So because of our diet, these are all the buffs we have.
We have a perfect diet, which you have to maintain
in order to get prime.
We have a growth rate of 115%.
I'll explain why in a moment.
We have a healthy region of 10%.
We have a locked salmon, all these basically buffs.
The reason why we have these buffs
is because we're eating these preferred food sources,
which are right here.
You can get these one of two ways.
You can one, kill the specific animal
that it has for these food choices,
or two, you can kill a animal and rip out its organs.
So if you would like to see on this Rex we killed,
this is not on our menu.
We aren't supposed to eat Rexes,
but we can rip out, I believe this is his heart.
This is his heart.
If it's his heart, it's gonna be B.
His lungs will be A and his intestines
will be Y. So because I just ate the B, we're going to get better buffs and our health region
is now 18% and all these buffs will get higher. Also our growth rate, which is here, will
be faster as well. So depending on how much you fill up, these over here, you get a percentage
increase on your growth rate. So our B is 60, our A is 48, and our Y is 32. All together
that equals 140. If you're looking at the top, profile data, we are 2.1 tons. That's
our weight. Think of tons as health. How much weight you have is how much health you have.
Our max speed is 48.1, which is pretty slow. And our bite force, the amount of damage we're
doing per left click is 146. One ton is a thousand health. So right now we have about
2100 health and we do about a hundred and forty six damage per bite
Whenever we get massive our max size will be around five tons, I think I
Could be wrong there. I'm not a hundred percent sure
I'm gonna be honest, I thought this was an outcast and I thought I was about to get a cool skin that's on me. Sorry bird
You A.B., you're flying.
Chicken!
Get out of here, chicken!
But yeah, so that's pretty much everything from this menu, it's just giving you status
reports.
All the red you see around the screen, the red is what shows you how much health you
have.
You can check it one or two ways.
You can gauge by around the screen being red or if you hit tab and it says wounded, it
means you're sub I think 40% or 50%.
You just need to pull out and go get health and you'll be fine.
All right, this is the shallow part
It's some 50% cool
the game. All of the dinos that
you guys see on screen. Depending
on how large and, uh, and how
big they are, typically the
larger, the longer. So like this
this dino. We've only been
playing for around two hours,
and we are almost at 70% at T
Rex. It took me 25 hours of
today. Arno! Running right towards you guys. Jesus! What is this, the land of the blind?
the hell was that if you guys were tackles he would have gotten to touch down
now I suck dick for a living that's where we're at all good it's all good
oh my man there's a point in its life I ran it spread and obviously we should
have we should have ran a cover my fault I'll take blame I'll take blame
Yeah, put the clip in the chat. I'll pull up at him skin. I want to see it
Stardust yes Rex
now it's oh oh fire let's go let's go oh oh oh oh he got it he got it I'm sitting
in certain areas you have a higher percent chance of pulling a cool skin on
Rex and it looks like he got he got the skin I didn't even know you get a
stardust in there I thought in there was olive grove damn why do I suck ass
How did I get a skin today?
That's huge money. That's like this
What?
No
No
You motherfucker
Did he just entomb?
Why did you entomb Chase?
We had lives to live. Oh my god, I can't blame him. Oh
He stored the aloe
Yeah, yeah
He's probably you know what it is Wayne he probably is gonna go try and get a Rex I do that sometimes
I'll see other people get Rex skins and I'll be like I want one of them
down his body
in the arms of an angel
lie away from here
in the arms of an angel
nobody shall eat you my friend
nobody shall eat you
good night sweet prince good night all right swain you ain't a lot to leave you
hear me
you ain't a lot to leave you gotta stay here you gotta stay here go kill
something are you so much larger than me I feel like I'm bitch standing next to
you all right let's get moving
You're 90% damn chicken!
Fuck it.
I'm almost prime.
Perfect position.
All right, let me get some rocks
All good all good walk it off
Walk it off. I'm gonna eat a little bit. Don't touch the organs. I need the organs
I might have hit him, maybe.
I might have hit him.
Oh, I did hit you.
Yep.
That's on me.
Hey, Hutch, I have a question.
What's your question, good sir?
I found out that a prime Herak in one shot,
a grown non-prime raptor.
Learn that lesson the hard way.
Brother, I got even worse news for you, man.
They can one-shot and almost I think they can one-shot like a 65% Sarah as well
it's a matter of if they hit you with a headshot they hit you with a headshot
you could pretty much be anything and that shit is going to hurt that Stego
doesn't look big by the way oh my god there's three of them they're not very
large but the big one is scary we can pin one and kill it instantly but we yeah
the thing is is yeah three stegos is scary bro scary I think we we keep moving
We look for the lone rangers if our boy was still here, maybe but I
Would just to we got to go find us right ourselves the third
Let's get a move on
Doing great.
Shut up!
They're shaking their butts at us.
Oh my gosh, this isn't all time low.
You learned the lesson the other day.
Jump down in full sin.
Dying!
I want to hit prime.
Listen, if it wasn't, if I was six hours into this run and wanting to die, down.
But I'm six hours into this run, just stop dying, you know what I mean?
Different, we all have different vibes right now.
Let me live for a little bit longer.
Let Agupa have a little bit of success before you take it all away from her.
Pretty please.
No, we don't turn the sign on because it fucks with the can.
And when you're streaming 10, 11 hours, even that little bit of light, it messes with you.
Like my, I have a little studio light right here that's usually shining towards me.
And after I started playing with peanut a lot and I was doing like consistent 10, 12,
13, 14 hour streams every day, or even just playing for that long, my eyes started burning
when I would wake up.
I had to stop.
Icons on the sniff bar. Yeah, so the bottom is south. The top is north. When you're looking
at the one with the poles, that is a migration zone. The one with the dots, that is a, what's
called zone a patrol zone the migration zone the patrol zones don't really matter for carnivores
but they matter for herbivores that's where all their food is
hello little minions thanks for wary oh shiza
Oh, yeah, shit, I forgot.
swine sorry I'm dumb yeah we can um I think we let it fall the only problem is bro maybe
this is stupid because there's so many t-rexes like there's bound to be one camping the cross
There always is.
Let me pull up my map here.
Let me see where I want to take us.
Get a GPS up right now.
All right, let me see here.
So we're here, if we cross.
Incoming, where from?
Left.
Big trike.
All right
Hmm I'll try through this zone get to the other side
and
kind of in an interesting spot now. Luckily, he's still very, very large. I'm almost prime.
We just need to make sure that me and you are always full-stam.
That's it.
We got to be full-stam at all times.
If we ain't full-stam, then we probably dead.
But I also think that there is for sure some Rexes
in these bushes.
No doubt.
No doubt Rexes in these bushes.
So it's just a matter of like where do we go to hunt like where's the best spot for
us to actually get some good hunts in.
We can stay here.
It's just sketchy.
What do y'all think?
We do very much so very very much so we need to find we need
Yeah
Multiple stegos is not just one I think it's two
Is it just one it's just one we kill
Brother like this game is so fucking man, it's so fucking dumb
I can't go back in bro. I am fucked up
Fucking work my right clicks are working my grabs aren't working. Holy shit, man. Come on. I
I can't help swaying good luck
We can track I just I got us so I gotta lay this bleed off
I'm probably gonna get jumped on by this fucking Herrera dude gonna dive bomb me
I'm gonna be fucking pissed
That's so unfortunate, brother, I literally pounced
on his side like I wasn't even near an area to where I should have landed like I that
should have been 100% me landing it no doubt. I don't understand what just happened.
Well, I think I'm going to die too with you Rex now.
I can't move.
We're stuck in here.
What a fucked up day man.
Okay, good news is you're not going to smell or bleed.
What a fucked up day.
What happened chat?
How did I not grab that guy?
Wait, careful!
I baited the swing.
I did everything perfect to just get fucked by the server.
Oh my god, or the game, or whatever you wanna say.
That is so brutal.
I'm glad the game works for you good work, bubba good fight good work somebody give me
that clip I want to watch what happened pick up the shroomer delay it's annoying brother
I have tried a thousand ways to tell Gav to fix the YouTube delay. I don't know why it's delayed
But we need to figure that one out Gav
It's delayed by a good bit
Are you winning bro, I haven't been able I legitimately haven't been able to play the game today
I've been getting fucked left right and center all day long. Oh
Is that a normal thing for YouTube really makes me feel better that it's not just us then
Such an easy kill, can't move.
Absolutely use your name, for sure.
For sure, for sure.
Good news is, we just hit Prime.
We just hit the Prime, which is nice.
We're going to take...
We're going to go here, accelerate the prey drive, and then we're going to go here, prevent blood loss.
Death to Budlast.
CHICKEN!
Is that sick bastard? Making a nest right there?
So unfortunately YouTube thing tell people if they are delayed to speed the channel
up to 2.5X until it's current.
There you go, chat.
2.5X until it's current is what GAV said.
That's the easiest way to get around the delay on YouTube.
These lows just make the highs better, yeah.
Yeah, I think it's very frustrating whenever, like whenever you do, like when I fuck up
and I know I fucked up, I die, I don't even get mad. Like for example, whenever my Rex died,
I wasn't even mad because I knew that I was the reason why I died on my Rex.
That's just like, oh, we lost the dino 25 hours rip.
But in that situation where I baked the swing, I jump on his backside and my dino slides to
his head and I get whipped by a tail while I'm attached to him.
It's just like, pro fuck, give me a break, dammit.
Oh my god, there's a wrecked close.
No, he didn't say Rex is close.
We're good.
Everybody sniffing out that sega.
Oh, and Twitch chat.
Oh, shit.
And now there's a pack of raptors.
I'm going to be honest, I think we move out for a little bit, heal up and then come back
in.
Let's go down here.
Let's go down this way.
Chill down here for a bit.
I don't want to completely give up that stego body, but I want to just heal, and right
here is fine.
This is a little off like the beaten path.
Just chill right here.
This is good.
the wrecks came from here is on the stego buddy really
alrighty
maybe we move a little bit farther away then
i need to go take a piss like you wouldn't believe
good news is just by hitting prime we're already in such a good place
Wait, I'll be back. I'm gonna go pee.
Give me one second.
was that Rex by the way killable or no mindflayer got the blue skin as well no
way Adam died too big okay wait how did Adam die
I'm not sure.
Why are we clipping me?
Watch watch post the Adam clip again. I don't know why I saw it updating
I can never do this properly.
Oh, it's so scuffed.
I'm dead. I'm stuck. I can't move.
Look at this.
He's bigger than I am as well.
AHHHHHHH
Damn.
Oh yeah let me see that uh.
Is this from, is this what happened in that fight?
Brother like this
Why is that happening
I guess I went too far to his he walked left I
I went too far on his backside, I guess and the game just bugged out. Oh
God fucking kill me man. He's us. Well, at least we're not dead
At least we're not dead boys if it was a raptor we'd be cooked
Yeah, I think we swain might just want to go kill something else. If you're saying that
Rex is too big to mess with, I think we skip that stego body. What do you think?
All righty, let me, I'm off of what we did.
Let me just heal a little bit more so I'm like 70% health can go.
Yeah, the game has its problems.
Of course, every game has its problems.
Sadly, in this game, your problems cost you hours of work.
We just got to work around the problems.
I'm hungry as well.
I'm hungry as well.
We got to go get another kill.
What's your food at?
I'm still okay.
Yeah, we are so good, bro.
We are good.
Oh, yeah, you are more than fine, then we're good.
Show you a little trick swing and you type right after you send a type you press W to
stand up makes less noise.
when you send send there you go crunchy killed Adam wait the the streamer crunchy
damn bro dude everyone who is have hit the live button today on this game and
this server is playing fucking t-rex like I'm the only one playing not t-rex
today. It's insanity. Yeah, I see them. I'm pretty sure I just
saw the wrecks over there. I see the staggo. Maybe I saw the staggo moving. Go towards
the water. I mean we might have to actually go back and get more water, Swain. I said
we had to go get water and probably see food there. If we don't, we'll go to uh, we'll
We'll go to West Rail through the path.
playing out low. Yeah. You get
cool skin, some by luck, some by
sitting in certain areas. There's a
bunch of different things. You can get like there's a skin for like outcasts
where you kill a bunch of like low level guys and then if you kill the outcast
you get a vigilante skin which I haven't got an opportunity to but I saw a
massive dinosaur yesterday with the outcast skin pretty nuts.
Oh, Summits on? What is he playing? Is he playing Ella?
I
Gta well shit. Oh, yes rotten
I'm you watching the wrong person to watch a stega my friend not a big herby guy dude
honestly I'm just not a big fan of the herbs walk around hoping to get somebody to want
attack me not my thing I'd rather be the one attacking oh shit is that Sarah
still good to eat
really
I don't know. It's spoiled. It just rotted, don't it? It just rotted. It might have been
that 1A. How do you pull on organs? You gotta press E on the body, open it up, and then
you press G to pull the organs out. We're still running the alley. We almost died. We
You're so close. If it was a fully grown staggo, we'd be dead.
3.7 tons. I am 2.7.
Damn, you're massive.
Maya, oh lord.
I was a patchy over here too, but I chased the wrong thing.
I
We can take that back our Maya I we take them
There was two I'd say no.
He's not full.
There he goes.
all right
you don't want it
respect
Oh, you think that's a prime elder, really?
Is everyone a real player? Yes.
That was not a prime. I didn't think so. It looks small.
It's always hard to tell whenever you're big, you know when like when you're prime
It's hard to tell what other things are prime because you're so large unless they're like super small. You're like a small guy
Oh, yeah, I'm way faster than you Swain if a t-rex coming at us
good luck to you we won't have to turn it fight that John and you won't have to
dodge a crush 37.6 and 39.8
percent seventy-eight seventy-seven
for you no your play is is to get to a hundred and in tomb i think that's your play
i mean you can always store i know alo's a bitch to grow hell i've been
going through hell so i guess storing isn't a terrible idea
I don't know what that was, but look.
oh jesus
some dibbles
a small one and a big one
I
Pull it on this guy. I don't think I am
We don't fight up here swing appears death it's death no matter what but up here. It's like it's 100% death
For us we had him in like the open field we could
But here they'll just jab us and sit with their butts against the rock, bully us down the hill.
I did will attack you for no reason, no, I mean, anyone can attack you man.
The only thing people can I think not getting trouble, but like the game regulates it is like potty hiding
There we go, I'm gonna drag him out into the field so he won't get ambushed by the
directs oh shit get that it get it swaying
the server's been having issues all day I had that issue earlier I don't know if
it's down right now but it was down earlier chase stored his Ella he had to
go to do something maybe work it work
I
Eat up son
Hell yeah, yeah, they want someone to go up there and fight them they know that they got the advantage
He's damn already
You get Sam I'm just gonna go wander down here and see what the hell is going on down there
What is going on here breakfast what's that
All right, well we got a T-Rex here. A killable T-Rex now. It doesn't look that big.
That's a huge Rex is it I can't really tell no it's not a huge Rex is that a
trike that's the Rex chat look right there. See him now? Oh my Wal-Mart connection.
Alright big fight here.
One, the Walmart is going on with that Rex.
Is that real or is that like, is he bugged?
We can pin that rex.
They're gonna fuck each other up.
We're gonna let them fight this out.
And if anyone runs, we'll chase.
You see that other little guy right there?
He broke his leg.
The devil is fucked here.
I think we can take it.
Yes, I think we can take this.
I think.
Yeah, what do you think?
He's not weak?
He has to be somewhat weak.
He's not full grown my high
Don't get pinned Swain
He has to be bleeding has to be I
Think we can pin this guy. I think chats on crack
I mean brother this lag is fucking insane like that shouldn't be a thing
Look at this look at this what a fight in the slideshow
Is that a boost training a stamp?
I mean, I'm just gonna be honest, whoever this is should legitimately be kicked from
the server for having this type of lag going on.
Like this, this is, I mean, we're talking about people who've been playing on the server
for six, seven, eight hours and this guy is skipping around the map killing people on
the most overpowered dino in the game besides a trike.
I mean, this guy should be a thing.
No way Jose should this be a thing.
I would love to kill him.
If he wasn't lagging this bad, I would.
But I mean, bro, this is crazy.
We won't even see his attacks.
Yeah, like dude, no offense towards him or anything, it's just, I mean, oh, it's fuckin'
a little crazy.
Quinn, you need to be more careful than I do. He's not as fast as me, but he's faster than you.
One crush, we die.
We just need to lay down again.
I also can't tell if he's fucked up at all that dibble not land to hit on him
Oh, the trike dude that trike had to have hit him
I mean brother, he's not touched he doesn't have a scar on his fucking body look at him
He's not bleeding either. Oh my yeah, all right
This guy got the hand of d-sync lag and netcode on him. I guess that that I literally saw
That trike shove its horns in his side twice and none of them landed. It looks like
like this prime as well alright well nothing abnormal for the day that we've been having
nothing abnormal that sucks brother if I'm that trike and I die to that dude on dial
up I'm losing my fucking mind that guy should be fucking kicked quick not now
then soon
Oh, yeah, great food right here, grab an organ, you're full.
Well, there's always desync and latency and lag and stuff, but that right there, that's...
I mean imagine you sit there for six hours and you grow a dino and then you have a rex,
which is your hard counter skipping across the ground as it's chasing you and you don't
even get to see its attacks. That's what that guy is right now. That's fucking insanity.
Look at him. Look at him. Look at that.
I've never seen someone move like that.
I mean, it's not getting better.
Academy just wants to follow this guy.
It's just, it's...
I don't understand how that's happening.
He's on a skateboard!
I got the song for this
You know, I'm not a fan of this game.
Thank you guys so much for the subs I
Appreciate you guys man chaos topper. Wookie. Thank you guys so much for love
Listen chat I guys again I get not everybody is great internet whatever good PC
I understand that but at the same time
you know
No offense to anybody, you can't be on a 400 slot server on the most powerful dinosaur that exists
while you're lagging like that. Like you're just, every time you kill someone while you're lagging
like that you are taking hours, five, six, seven, ten, twelve, fourteen, fifteen hours away from people.
And it's, you know, again, if I die to that motherfucker, if I'm that devil, or trike,
Whatever the fuck it was that died to him. I am livid right now. I'm pissed. I am hot
That is a brutal
brutal death
This game is already hard enough whenever you're not fighting someone with a billion pain
No, I don't think he's cheating or lax which I just died. Thank you. Just had maybe bad internet. I don't know
We didn't kill him it wasn't us it was the it was the Rex over there it was the Rex
but hear me out your friend is looking booty-licious and if you wouldn't mind me ripping his heart
out lungs or organs I I would be very thankful we don't want to kill you or
your red-ass friend over there that looks really cool can I say he looks cool
would you mind if I said your friend looks sweet okay you look good too but
your friend looks fucking awesome so if if you wouldn't mind the goop would get
a bite of your friend here I got it I got my boy right here his name is
Professor bearded. He's a little hungry. He could use just a little bit of grub.
Here's the thing. While you're sitting there, your social score, it's going like this.
Your social score is like, yes, yes, let me eat. Let me eat. Yes, let me eat. Yes, let me eat.
Your social score, man. Your social score. Think about your social score.
So think about your credit score, man. It's getting nuked right now. I'm just gonna sit here. You lose it. I'm winning
Yeah, I mean keep keep sitting there
I mean listen, I'll run you around the block just keep sitting there keep denying the body keep losing social credit
You know credit score is going down. Absolutely horrendously and this is your fault
It's your fault right now. I mean, chicken!
Now, you might be intimidated by what you just saw, and this chicken had it coming.
But if you so kindly wouldn't mind letting me get a little bit of your friend here.
We'll be on our way. We'll go to the other side of the world.
We got you want some chicken come here eat some chicken eat some chicken go ahead. That's some chicken
Hey, that's chicken
If the hair would just that I'll grab him to
Let me eat some of that guy man. Come on. Come on
Let up let it group or get a little bit of goop, please
I'm gonna walk over there. I'm gonna I'm gonna eat some of this just a little bit
Just a little bit. There's the hair. Hey
Hey, hey, simmer, hey, down, dog, down!
Down!
Hey, hey, quit it!
Let me eat.
Let me get a bite.
You think about your credit score, man?
What are you doing over there?
You're big red and white,
you ain't sneaking up on nobody!
My grandma's have blinds you hear your fat ass. I'm running a fucking spread
They're running again guys they're running oh here they come whoa whoa whoa watch out watch out watch out
What are we doing? What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Can I go and get a piece of food now y'all done goofing around go eat some berries or something man?
Oh, I know you're mourning the death of your friend, but we didn't even kill him.
It was the Rex from fucking Vietnam.
It wasn't even us.
Yeah, listen to your fat ass friend that said we need to get out of here.
Listen to him.
Oh boy, it's your boy, man. Oh, what's your boy?
Don't want it don't fight us. I don't want to fight you
It is body camping
But he's losing his his social score or whatever the hell which prevents him from ever getting skins
So by him doing what he's doing, he's fucking himself out of hours of just playing the game and chilling
So, I mean I got a full stomach. I
I'm fine. He's getting screwed right now. He's gonna he's gonna be getting destroyed
We can't kill him
If all three of us were prime maybe but not when there's two it's like
Like if it was a T-Rex.
There's one, maybe.
If there's two?
Hell no.
Hell no!
Uh-oh!
Going in for a bite!
I'm going in for a bite!
Oh, shit!
Yeah, we know, we know, you're all big and bad, you grew it for fucking 14 hours and
you two tap everybody, congratulations.
You played yourself, you're sitting out here in the middle of the grass, running out of
bunch of three grown man role playing themselves as dinosaurs.
He can't do shit about us.
Okay.
It is what it is.
You've wasted 12 hours of your day.
Now your friend here is beneficial to us and you two are beneficial to nobody.
Yeah.
Mama's hate you.
Your daddy's hate you.
He left for milk.
He ain't never come back.
They ain't taking you to Disney world.
But if you let me eat your friend, I can promise three things, friendship, love,
and determination on getting away from you after.
And I'll chip into a Disneyland ticket,
but I ain't paying for the whole thing.
That shit's robbery nowadays.
I'll pitch in.
I'm gonna wait him out.
Again, chat, there is nothing
that isn't beneficial for us by waiting.
They are losing everything by waiting.
Hey, you just got punk. Nobody's scared of you.
Let me eat you, friend.
That pork on him. Pork on him.
Pork on him. Pork on him. Pork on him.
Pork on him. Pork on him.
Uh, uh, now. Uh, uh.
Pork on him. Pork on him. Uh, uh.
Pork on him. Pork on him.
Pork rump, uh-uh, jungle dance moves!
Dance fight, dance fight!
Please, let us get some food, man. What are y'all doing?
But we grapes, but we strawberries good do what you good at being fat
Is that a third one I
Just see a third motherfucker coming down here
No, so
It's a Maya, I think, two Mayas.
Now if they, if they try to do anything right now, it's actually a roll break.
They're bleeding, we track, we track, we track.
Get em!
Nice!
Yeah!
Oh you guys, you're sick.
You're a sick fucking bitch.
You good sir? And you? Fuck both of you.
This is the most fucked up shit I've ever seen!
This is, THIS IS HEADANISM!
I mean it I'll be honest and all my time playing this some of the lame of shit I've seen
two two trikes just sitting on bodies this is fucking insanity what are we doing man
Can I eat pretty sure I eat their babies in the highlands?
Yeah, maybe they're just having a bad day.
tracking. Oh shit. Oh yeah I see some of the blood unless this is ours.
you lost them damn all good
Let's go watch these trikes sit on these bodies for another 20 minutes
I really don't know if what they're doing is not allowed or what I don't know
Is it stupid? Yes, is it against what they're allowed to do? I don't think so
I think they're just absolutely destroying their credit score or whatever the fuck.
I'll pick him up.
I did.
I got him, boys.
I got it.
I got it.
I don't know.
He might be able to rest off his bleed, I'm not too sure.
I mean, we bled this shit out of him, so I don't know.
Problem is, I don't think we even walked down to Maya, do we?
I'm pretty sure this is a dead end, isn't it?
I get back up if I go down that down there I
I don't know, I lost him.
fuck
here you go
Where's the line get drawn for what people sitting on bodies brother I I got no idea
I don't know I'm not too like I don't know it's the first time I've ever seen a herbivore
Do what these guys are doing. I mean they are still on those bodies
Is it goofy is it stupid yeah, I just don't think that there's anything stopping them from doing what they're doing currently
And a t-rex comes and they run I mean
I'm at a loss for words.
I'm truly at a loss for words like now we lose all this food.
i hope they smoke these motherfuckers
uh... please don't lose to your ex please don't lose
he's losing
he's not his voice here
Hey, what you can, gentlemen?
Fuck that pussy up.
Fuck him up.
He waking I want to watch this shit
Smoke them smoke them smoke them
There's a red one too. Don't forget about him next
Yeah
I love you! You can clap my cheeks any day in-game of course!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
I'm talking about!
Fuck that guy, man!
Piece of shit.
Hi buddy, go lay down.
Fuck yeah man.
That's Raptor Rock again?
Good.
Thank you.
Tell him I said we're even now.
Fuck that guy.
Raptor off at that trike. Fuck him. Fuck piece of shit.
I
love that he was punished for his stupidity, bro. I love that. There ain't nothing better
than what we just witnessed. A guy being a dick, thinking that he is the biggest and
the baddest, and then two bigger and battered things. The two bigger and battered things
come and smoke them. And here's the best part. That guy, that guy just sat there, tanked
his social score, and is now restarting for nothing. He's gained nothing out of this.
He was an asshole and got nothing in return.
Love to see it.
Love to see it.
Get the hell out of here boys.
We win.
Chicken!
Get out of here chicken.
Get out of here.
This ain't no place for a chicken.
Let's go south.
Let's go south!
We've already been to the highlands, let's go back to the south now that we've bigged our
holes.
Come on Swain!
Chicken!
Yeah, but it's messing with me worth having to regrow a trike boys like that's a trike
right that's a trike that's not a dibble that's a trike two horns is like I'm always
getting confused like those trikes I how how long was that how long does that grow that
they just lost for doing stupid shit.
I mean, what is that?
At least 10 hours?
Yeah, I understand the tribe.
I only see the two big horns.
Eight to 10 hours, bro.
Fuck him.
8 to 10 hours, he just, and that's like, we're talking chat, we're talking 8 to 10 hours,
obviously on herbivore it's a little bit more consistent, but like at t-rex there's
12 hour grow and I spent 25 hours trying to get to 100%, so obviously it takes longer
It takes longer if you are fucking up, but you just wasted 10 hours of your life to body
deny and get rolled up on by two Rexes and stomped into the dirt.
You didn't even stand a chance.
I
Watch what
Shout out again boys. I love you. I know you guys want me to turn them
I mean do we all want to watch this shuttle you guys want to watch it
I can turn it on if you all want to watch it so bad. I don't mind. I don't care
Chicken!
Chicken!
Chicken!
Alright, we'll watch it.
Watch it boys. Let's push up. We're gonna watch the shuttle. How long till it launches? Let me get it pulled up so I can just
Pull it on the screen
It's something crazy happens
We're all watching this at YouTube
Oh one second I got an ad for H&R block
All right, I got it on two minutes. Okay, let's let's chill in these bushes everybody. Okay. I'm food and water
This better be electric
I'm going to get a drink is there a perfect time to get drinks and now go into battery
power.
GLS is go for upper state.
Our power is removed from the rocket's upper stage, the ICPS, and it's been switched to
battery.
Same milestone for the lower core stage coming up at T-minus 1 minute and 30 seconds.
Right now, the four-person Artemis-2 crew is 248,000 miles away from the moon, and if
all goes well, it will fly by it in six days.
PLS is going for core stage and power.
Alright, there's the rocket's core stage, which houses three flight computers, is now on its own power.
There's no more hold time because there's no more margin on these batteries,
so we'd have to recycle back to T minus 10 to recharge if we had a hold.
one minute right now the rocket does not know what the t0 is but coming up at t-
minus 33 seconds control shifts from the ground launch sequencer to the
rocket are we launching autonomous launch sorry this call for a slim gym
count itself down but honor any holds that could come from the ground now
shortly after liftoff houston will take control of the rocket in my colleague
Gary Jordan will take over commentary let me drive the boat great call out the
rocket is on its own four brave explorers ready to ride the most powerful
rocket NASA has ever launched sound suppression waters this is the most
powerful rocket we've ever launched really here we go 10 9 8 7 far as 25
inches 4 3 2 1 bluster ignition and lift off the crew of Artemis 2 now bound for
the moon humanity's next great voyage begins
Good roll pitch. Roger roll pitch.
Houston now controlling the flight of integrity on the Artemis 2 mission around the
We're almost out of the woodworks.
March.
Mission to last time, passing one minute, approaching Max Q.
On, on to Leon.
Stand we up, we're on to Leon.
Have you the same?
Communication signal transfer confirmed as intensity and its crew go super strong.
Approaching 90 seconds.
There's a Canadian on board.
Oh, Canada!
There's a bear in my back yard!
Oh, Canada!
That's a dog, I'm just high as shit.
Alright.
One minute and fifty seconds of mission elapsed time standing by for main engine throttled down to 85%
and solid rocket booster separation expected at the two minute nine second mark.
Solid rocket booster separation expected at the two-minute nine second mark
Which you want big
You want you know what separation main engines throttling up guidance converged
No, well it down
Holy shit, there's a dinosaur on the rocket.
Entegraity guidance converged, performance nominal, upper stage, RCS ready.
Copy all, Stan.
Pull it down.
Entegraity, SM climbing complete.
SM running complete.
2 minutes 45 seconds of mission elapsed time into the Artemis II mission.
Trusters on integrity and upper stage confirmed in a ready state ahead of service module fairing separation
Three minutes into the flight integrity 49 miles an altitude. Oh my gosh, the earth is not flat
I repeat not flat
Hold on it's looking pretty flat
either one's fine. Chicken!
One second guys, chicken, chicken, we can fight or you can go and see if there's a dinosaur
in that water. Just go swim around for us real quick.
Careful Swain. But is a dead Dinosucus? Is another Dinosucus. Oh shit.
Chicken! Chicken's going in! He's doing pretty well. He's doing pretty well. Oh my
gosh I think he's gonna live he's doing great oh look at him look how great he's
doing
look how great he's doing oh my gosh Swain if you're asking to swim across
that water to go after them raptors that's a pretty crazy idea and one of us
Oh, yeah chickens still alive look at him look at look at what he's doing
Well, I just don't think we make it over there I'd be down. I just don't think we make it to the island
Like the chickens there, but when is the chicken gonna get grabbed
Let's go around big circle. Let's go boys
Well, that's what happens a lot the Crocs won't attack the little guys and they'll attack the big guys
Streams not been chicken the hypocrisy is strong listen brother I'm gonna be honest with you big dog
if I cared about a little chicken running around trying to kick me I wouldn't be able to play any game that has ever been made online
ever again in my entire streaming career at some point you got to just say I don't fucking care
I would much rather someone that run around me as a chicken and me yell chicken
Then a t-rex telling me that I ain't gonna catch him as he's running across the map at Mach 94
It's part of it, dude. I would much rather a chicken be here than a t-rex
Oh
Oh, bro something is in these waters boys. Oh
Well, hope you all didn't want any
Oops, I'm a little hungrier than I thought
Are you on our now thought servers were cooked?
You can't join in but you can stay in if you're already joined.
God, there's a thousand of them.
Stag, nothing gets pot, nothing gets by you, Professor Bearded.
I wouldn't have seen him if it wasn't for you.
You talk about that blue fucker over there, I would have never seen him.
Thank God for you, Professor Bearded.
Cat, there's a staggo over there if you haven't seen it.
That's why he's a professor!
I hate those stegos going unseen.
Dude, that is a cool skin.
He got two.
So everyone got these cool ass blue skin drops today besides us?
How about you just fuck me next time?
Oh, I mean we're as big as we're gonna get
But again, this is the problem like we could pick this fight
If there was one stag
There being two stags it makes life a lot harder
And a dibble
yet
missed
I'm fat oh, shit. He just entombed look at that
See you
No, that means boys stag goes on the menu. We also gotta smoke that other ones. We for sure got to smoke this other one
We for sure got to smoke this one boys. Come on
Yeah, y'all fell right into the trap right into the trap
Let's go.
What the other staggo go we still got ice?
Up the hill go track go track I'll catch you up there.
You chicken
Oh bird hello bird
Why'd you hit me huh was it you or the other guy was it the other guy a little piece of shit
I think we lost the second staga.
Shiza!
Is this his footsteps right here?
I ran far, which is going to find one, but right up.
I saw a step over there. I don't know where it went to
If I can't get it again. Oh
Is that yours damn all right well eat up boys eat up boys I
Got blood. I think that might be our blood. I don't think anyone hit the sego
Unless you guys did it one of you hit the second. I don't think we hit the sego sadly
tracks from sand is his tracks there is no more tracks in the sand sadly man
nothing yeah I wanted those carnows too I missed my leap of faith sadly you know
what it is. But at least we got a Stego. Even though we didn't kill it, it's here. Who
Who's yours, birds?
My boy just got out of there.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Y'all can't get him.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Hey, shut up.
He and you would have certified Drive-By.
What's this guy's footsteps down?
you ain't getting away for nothing hope you're gonna maintain and stamina bitch
Oh
of
Is there a world where this guy is low on stamina after charging twice?
I feel like there is.
maintain your stand boys on a hunt
I'm still with me, hell yeah they are.
Welcome back chicken.
Good to see you again.
He is.
He's slow walking.
He's slow walking, bro. Take him for the five gifted.
He's staying burning.
We're okay.
Chicken! Get out of here! This ain't no place for a chicken. We're hunting right now.
Oh shit, boys, for the tune, sack up on me.
I saw him in these bushes.
Get on him Swain! Get on him Swain! Swain, get on him Swain! Goodness gracious Swain are you legally blind? There he is! Good work big dog!
Nice work boys!
And y'all wanted me to give up swaying. That was a great job
The great job well anyone tell you different you did great
Y'all wanted me to give up the hunt
You're gonna do the decent approach
Your papa's dead, I hate him!
Anyone need food? Eat up now.
Come on, little raptors. You know you don't want none of this. You know you don't want none of this.
Get out of here! Let us enjoy our meal that I so worked hard for. I worked so hard for it.
more ads yeah eat all the organs eat them all
We're taking the deer too, y'all don't get no food, get out of here chicken.
As I was doing before...
We got some deer here, gentlemen.
Good chicken kill, good chicken kill.
NT, NT, NT.
Backup chicken.
Careful of them bushes, one T-Rex, we all dead.
Get him Swain!
Get him Swain!
Ain't gettin' this deer neither!
Get outta here chicken!
Let's go boys, good work, on to the next hunt.
These raptors ain't gonna do nothing.
So I just stay laying down, if they come after you then I'll just kill them.
They won't.
We go get water then we get the fuck out of here.
No greasy, I turned it on and we watched the shuttle launch, have you know it?
How about you shet up?
Fuck your dear.
Yeah, I'll talk to you again for the five gift to check we get some love in here for
proc beefy with a hundred dollars super chat.
I just love the content.
See you eating a meat stick.
You need to try the icon meat, the elk and beef sticks.
They're legit.
I have tried those.
They are legit.
They are very, very good, man.
Appreciate the hundred W2 check. We get some W's in there. I appreciate you man. Thank you so much for love
Thank you for the hundred dollar super chat. I appreciate you man. I sacked your face. Remember me hutch sack is back
Yes, sir much support. I
Have never seen a sack dangling in front of my face. I don't know who that man is
You take it for the tier one
It Ross sure and Joey. Thank you
What are these two goofballs doing over there?
Go take it for the five gift it baby. Oh, are they drinking water over there? Oh, got it
And y'all just drink this water damn sonny got to tuck those nuts in your socks in your socks
I'm only scared about getting grabbed over here
I'm fat now death lock with a hundred other super chat
wildlife, smiley face emoji. Hope the stream went well this morning.
It did it. It was actually absolutely terrible. The morning this stream was the most terrible
experience of my life. I wanted to die on multiple occasions, in game and out of game,
and I hated every moment and every second of it, to be honest. But we're alive now, and that's all
all the matters. Let's go boys. 85% we're peak! Nothing but downhill from here.
We got some W's in the YouTube chat. Thank you guys so much for the 100. Thank you thank
thank you shut up chicken yeah dude you got to do that when you're hunting these
things that are fast you walk by the books like this when you know they're
to your right and then you are you ever expected if you run straight at them
they'll always run off you got to make them think that they juked you
Big fast thinking for the five gifted soups. I appreciate you big fast. Thank you so much
for the five gifted man. Much love brother. Shackle shackle. Shackle shackle shackle shackle
Thanks, man
My favorite dino, oh, they're chicken
Right now to play probably the aloe I like the aloe a lot
I
Enjoyed playing t-rex at full size, but that that thing's dead
I
I enjoy Sarah. I would be honest. I enjoy playing all of them. They all have their own little unique things about them that are enjoyable
But being a t-rex and just stomping around picking fights with literally anything that wants it pretty cool
Definitely cool. I
Wish there was a better way to fight a t-rex like on Sarah you you just run away and hope
I mean even if you make it throw up 20 times your bleeds aren't that good
You just got a star of them out. It's like a 30 to 45 minute minimum kill
On aloe you have a chance of triple pinning
So we just zero out their stamina and then pin them and beat the hell out of them
But the problem with fighting a Rex is that at any point
That Rex gets a hold of you. It is breaking your bones like your whole body is getting just shattered
And the fight's over and you die and that's the hardest part about fighting T. Rex's
We almost we killed one today on
aloe
Killed two today on aloe
But the really big ones I I don't know I don't know how you kill those
Especially the monsters that I mean they're faster than us they can run us down, which is insane
so I don't know yeah 50 BMG I think that's that that might be the cure I'd have to agree
There's something in the bushes to the left boys, be careful.
I don't know if it was a Rex or it's those Carnos.
Check and go check the bushes.
This chicken's probably giving us the mega pack symbol.
Maya, where's the Maya?
I can't see right now.
Professor saw it, so this way?
Oh, I see it, I see it, I see it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, slow down,
slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, ah, shit.
Now, whenever I hired him off of Yellow Book, you know, that was just called with the old
When I hired him off of Facebook Marketplace, you know, I shouldn't look through the blind
and deaf section.
You know what I mean?
I shouldn't.
I should have really read the description underneath his skill set.
He's a soldier.
He's loyal.
He's aggressive.
But what the fuck was that bearded you think you're gonna chase down on my chicken
Hey
I'm pretty sure this chicken got a beach suicidal.
I mean he's swimming in every body of water that exists.
lucky that Donisuke is standing there chicken there was a crazy one in there
just a little bit ago
oh it looks like a submarine boys stack up we in T Rex territory we got to be
together in case one of them comes after us I'm on
I think this chicken thinks he's an alligator, potentially.
If a T-Rex goes after a chicken, I will be blown away.
I'm sorry chicken, I had to do it, I'm sorry, I'm getting in trouble if I have a, if I
got a pocket chicken, Chats gonna be mad at me.
Oh hey, everybody start yelling and complaining.
I had to kill the chicken.
Had it is what it is even duke's mad. I get it
I understand, but I cannot be having no chickens
Following us around and me getting in trouble for a chicken. I
Can't I can't
The server is pretty quiet now, you might be the biggest set of Jaws.
Yeah, you're smoking methamphetamines.
I guarantee you there's about 9 T-Rexes ready to clap my cheeks and call me Sally.
I guarantee you, that's gonna happen.
Ailee's home.
I can stay max 20 more minutes at FYI, all good.
I'm probably not gonna be off for too long anyways.
I gotta game with peanut tonight.
Now I wanna be able to get off the computer
for more than five minutes.
Oh yeah, did he say we're playing tonight?
Let me see.
Let me double check.
Thank you for the gift it greasy and dad thing for them the subs broth and did thing for the subs appreciate it
Though CS go custom is Thursday tomorrow is CS go custom matches with all the boys
Our team is I don't think has peanut already announced the teams. I don't want to announce it if peanut has it
Well, I'm not going to announce them. I'll tell you, I'm on Penitz's team and I'm fucking
pissed about it, okay? I'm pissed about it. Because I know he's just gonna off the whole
time and we're gonna be poor. Our whole team is gonna be poor.
What are we doing with this aloe? We're selling this bitch.
With how hard it was to grow, I know other people are struggling on aloe as well and
I don't mind going through pain to get to this point,
Unlike other people, but we're gonna sell this job.
How hard is it to learn how to play this game?
Very easy.
Oh my gosh, I got $30 Super Chat.
Oh no, it was a donation.
Nina told me to say, did you fire your wife a damn Louis?
Yet you fat fuck.
I ain't that fat, I'm petite.
Number one, come correct.
I'm not that fat, I am very petite.
Number two, no not yet.
No not yet.
She plays her cards right, it's amazing.
Hola, and for, I forgot you're old and slow and ugly.
But also a lovely person.
Should I sell and tomb or store?
You should store and sell.
I'm just going to be honest with you man, aloe is not good enough to entomb.
The only things you should really be entombing for the benefit of having like multiple things
or like uh like perks and shit it's Rex's that's it because at the end of the day on an alo
you're a one-shot you're a one-shot to a dianosuchus you're a one-shot to a t-rex if six raptors jump
on you you're getting murdered like i would entomb a raptor because on raptor it's a two hour grow
you're right back in it and within 45 minutes you're big enough to do something i'd even entomb
maybe a dillo depending on its growth because it's not that long but an aloe
with how difficult it is to like get your start and to survive I wouldn't
entomb an aloe I didn't tumor Sarah fuck yeah I didn't tumor Sarah so easy to get
a diet you can run across the map and just eat bones and be fine easy to keep
your stomach filled up yeah entombing Sarah's rafters dillo's herbs yeah no
doubt but alos I wouldn't entomb an alo I would not entomb alos alos are on the
no entomb list for me it's not worth it it's so hard to get a diet and it's just
brutal yeah even dynastuchus I went into I think Haley's having a hard time
getting them getting blue in the house give me one second boys let me go and
I'll help my wife.
Ain't blues being rebellious.
She's about to lose her mind on her.
Help me to help?
Sometimes you just need big ol' papa to get him in the house, you know what I mean?
Bumming
Let's go boys
Get out of here
Go to Highlands
Prices are worth in to me. Yeah, I mean it's like the long grows worth
the short grows worth the alo middle of the pack grows carnos not worth man not
worth at all sell them get them out of the inventory get rid of them sell them
put them on a corner get them to work save up your coins get a t-rex save up
your coins get a trike get a double triple-intume drafter bullshit
Allows are just like it's like you play it for a day and then you get to a hundred or you get to 85 and you just sell it
It's the best way to do it
Because people like me went because I was so hard to get to 60% like I would just buy a regular old alo
Because the early stages of alo is so shit
deck I'm gonna tell you something I'm gonna do a dillo run soon because we
fought some dillos today and they actually fucked us up but we were 50 60%
so those mimics I mean they work today against us there was five dillos they
they were working. The problem with dillos is it's just like, yeah, if they weren't bugged,
they'd be fine. Agreed. But as well, you need five dillos. Like you need to fill, it's kind
of like Sarah. You have to fill every slot in order for it to be effective. Sarah's is
good. Sarah's a little bit stronger because there are a lot tankier. But like in the grand
scheme of the ecosystem what's in the game right now. The weakest dinos are for sure.
Dillos. And well I mean Saros aren't even close to Dillos. I'd say probably Dillos
and Raptors are the weakest. It's because they're one shot. Saros can make them throw
up and then one shot them. Allos can grab them and one shot them. Patches can break
their legs in one shot and that goes for everything like both Dillo and Raptor.
They're just not very good. We're talking about just carnivores chat. If you're
talking herbivores, Teno's are useless. Teno's are really, really bad. I have yet
to fight and even come close to death from a Teno. Maias are strong as shit.
Gibbles are fine, trikes are strong, trikes are very strong, I feel like probably number
two, number three on the strong list behind Dinosukes and Rex.
Trudons are stupid right now.
I'll just sit in a baby zone and murk everybody.
Boy, you roll 15 deep and kill everything.
We got to do a treat on there.
Stagos are super strong, yeah, because they have huge health pulls and huge damage output.
Like anything that you can play that you can get hit a hundred times and still win is strong.
It's everything that I just named.
I don't want to play trike.
Playing something where I quite literally have to be attacked
in order to fight some, like people,
it just doesn't sound fun to me.
And like maneuvering the camera
so like people trying to like stop them from fighting my ass
just to have my leg broken by a T-Rex that I can't outrun
Or two T-Rexes, nah, nah, nah, nah.
You be aggressive with trikes?
Yeah, you can be aggressive to someone who's going to allow you to be aggressive towards
them, yeah, 100%.
But anyone who doesn't want to fight you does not have to fight you.
Where the fuck am I taking us?
Where are we?
How do we get to the Highlands bearded?
You're a professor.
Where the shit are we, man?
Swain, where are we?
the water yeah but where's like the Highland area at oh it's over here all
right well of the leader guys I know I'm going
we're here how the hell are we here we walk right past the baby zone oh my
My gosh, we were in that kill box for a while.
Killed the scout chicken.
Jump on him!
Right there.
You're biting me, you're biting me, you fucking crackhead.
Damn it!
Just pounce him, you dingbat!
You just gotta pounce him!
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright.
Lock in! You guys got this!
Pounce them with them, Professor! Pounce them with them!
Right now!
Oh my goodness, gracious gosh.
Oh shit.
Oh, oh.
Yep, now just get to the other side.
Beautiful.
Just like that, boys. Just like that.
Beautiful.
It's that easy.
Get that shit. You guys are professionals.
You guys are looking beautiful, fuck them.
Great work.
Hey, round of applause for the boys.
Look at that, look at what you guys did together.
Look at what you guys did.
I didn't even help.
Great work, gentlemen.
Great work.
Great work.
Look a second.
Great work.
Rusty Nuggets!
We played with Rusty.
Well thank you, thank you Swain, thank you, I'm good, I'm good, I'm here, thank you good
sir, thank you good sir.
Come on and eat boys.
Y'all don't eat food?
Y'all can have some food.
Let me type it.
We're already good, man.
You guys are chilling.
Eat up
Yeah, bouncing the trike is a little scary that's for sure
I'm gonna be honest. I didn't know what it was
I just saw you were biting it so I just passed it and then I saw three horns and got a little scared
But we killed it good kill
Did you hear that peanut is pregnant again
And how in the fuck can a peanut be pregnant?
Is he gonna spit out an M&M?
What are we talking about?
This peanut isn't going to tell me if we are gaming tonight and I am going to stream all
the way up until eight o'clock and then he's gonna say, yeah we are and then I'm gonna
be stuck.
Damn it peanut!
I'm fat.
I'm fat. No bull shit. Just
appreciation club. I
appreciate you, man. Just
appreciation. Appreciate the
$20 super chat, baby. Thank
you so much. No. Zs two is
Thursday. Today is our
graders, I believe. Excited
for the rest wars. Yeah, it's
Could be good time
Here's the clip. Okay, what is this?
We're there
Congratulations
Thank you. Thank you. Will you be at my baby shower? I have an Amazon wish list. I'm thinking
a Fitbit and a Metal Clothes Hanger.
Yeah.
Jesus.
Dagger, boys.
Lock in.
One more fight.
Careful with the pouch, careful with the pouch.
Got him, get the other side, get the other side right now professor.
Beautiful.
Great work.
Yep.
Now, bite his face away.
Go to his face and bite his face!
Nice!
Good work team!
Great work!
Great work, another one down, another one down.
We're getting little guys right now.
That was a good job bearded, good pounce, good pounce, fearless, I love it.
Great work.
one down to see if there's any more herbies here I'm about to go GGs my friend GGs
GGs I'll be honest I'm ten hours in I should lock back in we got another one
Get over here bearded!
I don't know why this game is the most lucky piece of ship sometimes in the whole world.
the world. There goes again, not let me bounce. There we go.
play by face or yeah face here
by jazz don't think we can see it another one down good work boys
Now I gotta heal up.
Oh great job!
It's my plan all along is to make it to where you can't get off.
Easy.
Herbivores just advertise themselves.
Yep.
Yep.
these divils and these strikes, these anstegos, just ain't no place for them.
Yellow piece of shit.
Oh my gosh, the chickens fighting the raptor.
Oh, well.
Yo death lock, thank you so much for the 20 gifted subs over on the tube.
I appreciate that man.
Thank you so much for the love.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, bro.
Jack, we get some love in here for my man coming in with the 20 gifted.
Absolute legend.
I appreciate you, brother. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you. W's into YouTube, Jack.
Shut up, chicken!
What I hear over here, what was that?
What was it, the homies?
Oh, it's the aloes cool
To coo coo all right
Well, our work here is done
What's the water at 46% what's the water got to be to store an alo check?
Is it 35 and above
30 cool boys. You should be proud of yourselves today. Gentlemen round of applause in the chat
for for professor bearded and swan w's in the chats. W's into chats RIP Mickey RIP Chase
RIP that one random guy that broke his leg due to Apache and then we left him for death
earlier in the stream. Who else? Anyone else die? Am I forgetting anyone else? R.I.P.
that chicken? R.I.P. Stacey's mom? I heard she's got it going on. Your hairline, R.I.P.
Bosch, I will kill you. Bosch, what are we playing tomorrow? Yo, thank you for being
here, Swain. You saved my night. I made your night, but you saved mine. RIP, your chair.
Okay. All right. Let's get it all out now, Chad. Go ahead. Go ahead. Get your jokes in.
your jokes and go ahead get your jokes and go ahead go ahead go ahead and I gotta hide
Dammit Galamimus, can you get the fuck away from me?
Chicken.
Well, now I got a rest that's clean off.
You might know how to play checkers.
rip the big arch yeah rip the big arch I will find who stole that from me and I will kill
of them probably won't be able to store the dino while bleeding but I'll tempt
wonderful GGs boys GGs hell of a day hell of a day six hours of pain
suffering, getting fucked, bent over, turned around, fucked again, but we finally won.
We finally won fat.
And now, for the best part of the day, Gigi's boss, down to the best.
Hey, I appreciate you man, thank you so much for hanging out, thank you so much for being
here either way. Thank you for $100 super chat. Jack, we get some love in here for death,
but the $20 gifted and $100 super chat, that's for the YouTube chat. Twitch chat, I get some
love in here for Swain, carrying us today, and then gift in five legend. Star price!
Star price for an alloy, what y'all thinking? 500 coins? I feel like that's good. 500 coins
for 24 hours. High outpriced, you can buy it heads up for a thousand coins. 700, you
think 700 is better? Do out loans go for 700 or pop prime ones? You got to be able to actually
sell it though. No, it's not, I didn't die, I stored it. So in this game on this server
you can store your dinosaurs and then sell them on a community option where other players will buy the dinos to use them
and
Then you take those coins to buy other other dinos
Please select your voucher we're gonna sell our Alasaurus
750 star price bid increments of 25 coins commission 100 pp coins by our price at thousand auction has been created
Don't want an allisaur born from the depths of hell
It's on the auction house chat. I love you. I love you. I don't know if I'm a stream the arc or whatever we're playing tonight. Hell
I don't even know if I'm gaming with peanut at this point
He hasn't responded after he asked me to play and I said I couldn't go later than midnight
So maybe I'll see you tonight. Maybe I won't maybe I'll be live tonight. Maybe I won't I don't know
I ain't saying that yes or no because y'all gonna hold me accountable if I say yes or no, but I love you
Thank you for being here. Thank you for hanging out. I'm gonna send everybody over to the 24-7 channel
I've been ready to the 24 in a while. I'm gonna send you guys over there
Thank you guys for telling it looks like we are growing in Al O over there as well. So beautiful
beautiful beautiful beautiful thank you guys again for chillin hangin out man
thank y'all for the love the subs the super chats the donos the legends I see
beautiful people tomorrow or tonight I don't know I love you have a great night
have a great rest of your day I love you chant goodbye and good riddance maybe
t-rex tomorrow I don't know