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Did it again
I'm not fake smile gleaming, yeah I'm a lie that you choose to believe in, it's the truth kind of lost all meaning, and I'm enjoying the view.
Well I've been a lover, I've been a trusting brother, I'm taking my time to recover, and picking it up wouldn't matter.
This is going to have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start sucking some dick.
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If you really want it, you gotta feel it
Get down on it, come on then
Baby, baby, get on it
I say people, what you gonna do?
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty dude
What should i do fight the streets?
Gooooooooooooooooooooooood morning darlin' and liiiiiiig
Good morning
Good morning good morning good morning good morning
Hello
HELLO
I don't want to turn this camera on
Then can you forget to turn it off
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Bro, I am exhausted.
Ugh, who will carry your boats?
Who's gonna mind the ore?
Ugh, ugh, ugh.
Sounding rough, bro.
Ugh, good.
I feel like dicking balls, man.
Dick and balls.
It was hard to wake up this morning.
I'ma let y'all know anybody else they take the day off.
Not me.
Not me.
I'm still here, but I sure as fuck was thinking about it.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Bro, yesterday was a fucking movie, man.
Yesterday was a fucking movie, bro.
Yesterday was a movie.
We'd go from regular stream for 10 and a half hours.
We switched to Gamma, do well.
Then we start getting stopped towards the end and I'm sitting there and I'm like
pshh pshh might as well go and play some rust you know I got peanuts chat coming
into my kick chat ripping me in fucking half for not being there I guess peanut
lost two fucking fights. Hell, I can lose for 10 and a half hours straight. Not when a singular
fight for 10 and a half hours. 1v4, 1v5, 1v6. Nobody cares about ol' hutchie boy. But
little peanut, oh. Oh. Get your peanut, oh. Gets on. Loses two fights and it's where's
Huch, oh, kick Huch, Huch is a crackhead, Huch is a piece of shit, Huch is titty so long
he gotta tuck him in his socks, yada yada yada yada, the entire time I'm doing my
gambit stream that's all I'm seeing, that's all I'm hearing, that's all I'm getting
and I'm going oh my god, fuck it, fuck it, okay fine, I'll switch over to Russ
whatever, but in the gambit stream four hour stream at this point we are
live for now 15 straight hours 11 on regular 4 on Gamba.
I get on rust.
Open it up.
As my character is spawning in, as I am seeing the light
like a newborn child out of the womb.
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Get this, you son of a bitch!
Bang!
BOOM BOOM BOOM
The the building's getting raided
So as any good soldier did I woke up out of that bed stood up
Genji opened up the door. I got quadruple head shot right off the rip is what it is
Is what it is, you know it shit happens. I spawned back in close the gate
W
W closed the gate. I didn't kill anybody who made it in. That's all the other teammates, but I closed the gate
No one else could come in. I
Damned the the river
Grabbed an LR going outside killed like three people, okay, and sure enough, that's the worst thing I could have done
That's the worst thing I could have done
Hutt is a metagamer.
Hutt's lost a grand on purpose in camp just so he could switch to rust.
And metagame my streamer, raiding a bank.
Oh.
Bro, I wanted to fucking freak out.
Oh my god.
Number one, I was shocked, because if there's anyone who doesn't care enough, it's your
boy.
Number one.
Number two, I was more pissed off at the fact that the timing was impeccable.
And the first thing everyone says is that I'm sniping me.
Don't hurt my feelings.
Don't hurt my feelings.
I'm gonna be honest.
I don't think any of the actual streamers said shit from what I'm from what I understand.
I think it was just chatters.
I think it was just chatters freaking out.
I don't even think it was any streamers.
They all bashed up to you.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was just chatters.
I mean, bro, listen, all these cats know me very well.
There's one person you don't gotta worry about
giving a shit, it's your boy.
You know, you got me, I'd give a shit for eight hours,
nine hours, 10 hours on occasion.
But once I log out and I'm off that game,
I could give a rat's fucking ass, bro.
I could care absolutely less.
Don't get me wrong, I want us to do well,
but I, yeah, I don't care that much.
I don't care that much.
The journey of all the bullshit
is the baby back bitch viewers.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
And listen, bro, I wouldn't even say
It's like the community's viewers the majority of the bullshit to be honest with you is just the rust community in general
new viewers in the streams people who play rust watching looking
Fighting their favorite streamers to watch it and to support and losing their fucking minds like they always do Chad
This is not new set it on day one of the first patch or the first wipe
Bro, this happens in every fucking event bro. You know how many times?
I've had to listen to streamers complain about chats and rust events and rust servers. It's every single time, bro
It's every single time
Literally you just look up on YouTube twitch rival crash outs on rust and you'll get you'll get 20 videos
Always man
I'm glad you like it, bro.
What you're saying is when you cluck out of work, you don't keep thinking about more
work.
No, I keep thinking about it.
I keep thinking about it, but I think about it as like, all right, games doing well, like
what's the next step, what's the next go-to plan, yada, yada, yada, blah, blah,
blah.
of it like, oh my god, we only have 7 AK kits and if symphony raids us, then we'll have
to spend an hour going to oil to get them all back. I gotta defend this raid. I don't
think like that. I could give a fuck. I could give a dime about nothing but the tide. Roll
tide. All right. You guys want to watch clips this morning? Are we trying to get
in there. What's the state of of everything going on? Are we up or are we down?
I don't know man, I just like things in my mouth. Zesty my man with the 50 gift is so
it's the start today. Brother! I appreciate you. I can't speak. I appreciate you baby.
Thank you so much for the 50 gift. Check, we get some dubs in here. My man Zesty Napkins
With a 50 gifted my man, thank you for the love
Cocoa need you what the fuck does Cocoa need man if it's hitting rocks, I'm gonna I'm gonna freak out
Fraggs yeah, we're watching we're watching clips we're watching clips
Let's watch some clips
Fuck you chat fuck you
Hell no
Clip cues now open push eclipse
Now move these the bunch of the sub over on YouTube
Bart David a prod
Minus so just they have a 36 months man. It's that's the day really terrible. I welcome to the community, bro
And thank you again for the 50 your legend. You are a legend
Son calling that thunder in the background lightning bolts is fucking sick
I don't know man. I don't pay the
bro.
Mr Joey with a hundred gifted subs.
Damn.
Joey, thank you so much for a hundred gifted subs man.
I appreciate you bro.
into the community and a family on behalf of Joey coming in with a big
hundred gifted my man I appreciate you bro you're a fucking beast and a
morning time appreciate you bro thank you for the love Joey
you by the way. I'm Pazer, and Perius, and we're trying to get him a picture. Probably
better than this.
Roger's taking for the pride pop, but thank you. Sassy taking for the four months.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, you're holding peanuts, are you?
Why am I holding peanuts?
you listen closely you'll hear a boom in a far distance in a moment that's gonna be
really cool
oh yeah
I'm listening
w for the gas
no that's gonna be great
do you want to go with me?
no because I want to live
do you want my flamethrower?
so sunglasses w is for the gas
give it back please give it back no i think i have this in my nose but it looks like
bang oh wait simply as soon get your can be your plan for it
oh you like that oh yep okay wait for it
Oh, jeez.
You're doing really good.
Beautiful.
Ah.
Music to my ear.
It's like sweets.
Look, I'll show you. I'll show you Hutch's room.
He kind of like customized it out.
This is like,
definitely like the boys room.
Well, he definitely needs three beds to himself.
I mean, look at the mini fridge.
Um, I think you need a bigger fridge for him.
Alright, since you're okay.
You're different.
He might get me.
BITCH.
Whole team can't take me.
God damn.
God damn!
You can't stop!
You didn't say the bitch!
Get fuckin' wrecked!
Sit!
Oh Jesus.
It's orange. You fat fucking bastard.
Guys.
I don't know how you guys do it.
Difficult.
Pirate Software allegedly got a Twitch streamer banned for making fun of him.
Cool. Yeah, I was looking to uh, bridge some more magic cards.
Also, to start things off, let me go ahead and set the stage.
Currently there is a really big event going on hosted by the burnt peanut called peanuts wasteland
It's a major rust streamer server that launched on April 3rd
It's been going through and an individual who's been participating in this huge event is a streamer named. I'm the fetus
They're boasting a sweet hundred thousand followers on their twitch channel and as you can see here
They are currently banned due to a violation twitches community guidelines
Now I want to make this clear now as I'm trying to be respectful and fair to both parties here
We don't know if pirate is the direct reason for this suspension a lot of people believe that to be the case
And we are currently waiting to hear an official response from I'm fetus
I've reached out to him directly in hopes to get an interview with him to chat more about what's going on and as for now
I want to show you guys all the available information what fetus learned from getting the suspension
Which was not very much which is very confusing and essentially catch you guys up to speed before we get more
Information hopefully down the road here
Now I've got a few clips to show you. These have just been archived by random people that I've been able to reach out to to get some of this,
but because he ended up getting suspended, all of the very recent clips past broadcasts ended up getting removed as well.
TLDR, in this Rust server, I'm Fetus decided to do a parody of Pirate Software, and I won't lie, he's pretty good at it.
Lock in, chat. Alright.
Let's go. Everybody gather around. We're heading to where I used to work, but not anymore.
Wizard entertainment. That's right over six years some of the best development three times
All right, so here we are. Yeah moving inside
Photograph of my mage look at that there. I am yeah
That was me right before my entire team got wiped. Yeah idiots
Should have listened to the call outs. Should have listened to the call outs and my favorite part
Coming in here and seeing the ferrets just makes me really happy and fuzzy inside.
As you can see from just that first clip, he's doing a quite impressive, there I say,
impression of pirate software, doing a parody of him and going through this rust server like
he made Blizzard HQ.
He also made something called the Taj Mah Balls, which is quite beautifully well done.
But he's going around meeting with the other players.
He runs into burnt peanut a few times from really funny clips coming out of that.
Funny pirate.
I actually used to work with Blizzard.
I'm just here to kill the Cosmobiles man. I don't mean to harm against anybody.
No, no, we were coming to defend the Cosmobiles.
This guy's with me. He's with me. Yeah, I actually used to work for Blizzard and this is something that I modeled kind of to represent my career.
I'm actually second-genarist too, if I do. In fact, I run a fair at rescue.
Oh wow, wow!
I have a few several adult ferrets that I could actually you could adopt right now
What would it cost to get access back to my Taj Mahal's here and to be clear? I'm actually
Well, it depends here. I mean my family. I'm actually second-gen bliss
They procreated and then they popped me out and I've been working there for about six years
So I'm not even close
As a matter of fact, I have a manager
But I just decided not to use it because I wanted to watch them die
Yeah, I said like I said just some really funny bits where he's just really repeating some of the very classic stuff
That came out of all the pirate software drama
Just I used to work at Blizzard and I worked there for seven years and I have a ferret rescue just kind of
Recending these he's not making anything new up outside of just kind of like riffing like he said he was working at
Chili's didn't only fans whatever. I'm not really even taking this as him hating the guy
He's just making fun of the very funny antics that all came about during that pirate software drama
But that is not how everybody took it now
I say that because I'm gonna show you that pirate software ends up seeing this stuff and ends up chatting about it in his discord
And I have those messages and I'll read through them to show you his reaction
But I want to make it clear that behind closed doors
It seemed like there was some discussion happening between I'm fetus's main
Moderator as well as the head mod
Kronos for pirate software. But I do feel like this context is important because it still might point to what had gone down to lead to
I'm fetus getting banned. It starts off with pirate posting one of the twitch clips of
I'm fetus doing the pirate thing and he's saying this is why we have dozens of people crashing the stream saying I'm playing rust
Some of his other community members are also, you know, messaging and stuff during it
I'll read through some of them as pirate replies to them. He continues on I don't even
I don't even know this guy and he's supposed to be an ambassador for twitch. He's been doing it all week sub goals for it tons of clips
It's fucking weird someone replies so report them to twitch it makes no sense and twitch is okay with that
Is that something you can contact your partner manager about I bet he responds back twitch has not given a shit
They keep going they won't but they're using your likelihood to earn money
And I think you can go legal with that which is a crazy line and pirate himself also
You know thinks that that's a bit insane he replies to them saying well no someone else had said a surprise other streamers are okay with it
He replies back. I'm not following up. He posts a clip of him showing off blizzard HQ and another post here from twitch clips
He's running sub goals around it and even made his base into blizzard like this shit is unhinged
Someone else saying I hope twitch actually does something to which he responds big doubt
They will tbh the fucked part is I don't even know this guy. He's just attacking some character
you'd think I am at this point.
Just another example of fucking weirdo behavior.
Which, Pirate is right.
He's making fun of the character of Pirate Software,
which is a culmination of all the goofy dumb shit
that he was doing during his big drama.
Which I think to anybody outside of this,
other than Pirate and some of his loyal viewers
that think he can do no wrong,
it's very clearly satire.
He just has his mouth on a PNG of Pirate
and it's just reciting the most common popular bits
that pirate software was made fun of for doing.
Someone said on the Discord,
I'm going a different route and reporting it for nudity
since the guy displayed a drawing of a male penis on stream.
Hit it from as many angles as possible
and Twitch might actually care about one of them.
Pirate responds, honestly, that is hilarious.
Sure, you just forgot to type Stay Frosty at the end.
Now following a bit of this discourse,
it got back to I'mFetus and his head mod
ended up reaching out to Pirate's Discord
and there seemed to be some discourse
between him and Chronos like I was talking about earlier.
This is a message on Pirate Server where Chronos is saying,
he's talking about someone saying that someone's
spreading claims and then just whatever,
just confirming that I'm chatting with dead moose
who has reached out to me.
99% of the issue has been chat hoppers
and people trying to cause drama,
people making out that Thor is much more upset
than he actually is.
Same as people claiming that Fetus
is openly targeting Thor, et cetera.
It's all chat hopper drama.
So Chronos here is even seeming to be
pretty level-headed.
He's making a point that even people,
I would presume on Pirate's side of the aisle here are making claims like fetus
I watched this shit like it's easy to believe that yet
Chronos at the very least is also looking at this as like okay. It's parody. He's making fun of the funny bits, right?
And honestly, I think that's awesome
I may be a drama channel, but when things go smoothly and people are able to chill out great
But unfortunately, of course, that's not where the story ends. So this came out on
April 13th, and then April 14th is when I'm fetus ends up getting banned to be clear though a
suspension of seven days now it's a big deal because for you know i'm fetus
he's a big creator he's got over a hundred thousand followers but he's you
know playing with the biggest right now you see yeah yeah and and the fact that
bro we've had some people say some heinous shit and not get seven-day
fucking bands brother life bro people have some crazy crazy shit and they
it like 24 hour three days that's or that's reduced suspensions I mean seven
days is fucking nuts it's not in a streamer event with a burnt peanut moist
critical all these other huge names to lose access to being able to create
content during one of the biggest events that I think he's been a part of
it's a huge issue now this is his first post into his discord here saying
yeah sorry guys I don't want to let you guys down and certainly didn't want
to cause any issues. To be clear, if I was reached out to or communicated directly by
Twitch that what I was doing was not okay, I would have fully stopped. I'm a little disappointed
in the lack of warning, but it is what it is.
Later on in the evening, he makes a second post into his discord saying, well, I made
the point that a little direct communication would have remedied this immediately. Not
to mention, his mod did indicate there was no issue with it outside of toxic chatters
trying to manufacture drama. Never was my intent to cause issues or harass
or bother anyone, just some lighthearted comedy. If I got an email or a message saying,
hey, fetus, we need you to stop doing this, done, full stop. But I was just hit with a
seven day ban without warning, so I'm a bit disappointed. From what I understand, he has
been a Twitch streamer for eight years, and has had no other issues show up on his track record
during that entire eight year tenure. So I don't blame him for being upset. This is a really
shit situation for the guy. Now he ends up going through and putting through an appeal,
He comments on that saying I think I'll wait to hear the answer of my appeal given my track record on twitch
I'm hopefully will lift the band. I wrote a well-written appeal from the heart
So hopefully they see this wasn't anything with malicious intent people were chatting in his discord assuming what was going on and that perhaps
It was an automated thing, but he ends up commenting on a band or that it away
Okay, guys, I'm gonna tell you what fetus just said he just is typed in the night for the boggest chat
sadly twitch is giving me a seven-day suspension for the pirate software
back that's insane that is fucking insane they just made it worse now I think
it's this particular clip yeah I mean bro listen I again allegedly
potentially I don't know maybe I'm my belief but only a suggestion potentially
maybe possibly don't know the answer, but this is my speculation, not facts. Don't sue me.
I mean, bro, there's no way that a bunch of people just reported and he got randomly banned.
I mean, this is in my prediction, possibly maybe suggestion, not for sure, only allegedly.
I mean, this has to be like, you know,
hey, this needs this needs to happen, you know,
hey, I don't like that this is happening. Here's three fucking pages of proof that it's happening.
Please get rid of them.
Are they? I don't know, bro. Fucking crazy out here.
But to be honest with you, bro, I'm not shocked. Like,
Like, I'm at the point with Twitch where when they do this kind of stuff, it's like the most
not shocking thing in the entire fucking world to me.
Oh fuck!
I didn't know there was Crocs.
I didn't know there was Dinosuchus.
Holy shit, that takes fast.
Very I've been clear about the fact that some simple direct communication would have solved it all in a minute
Like they're like hey, man, you gotta stop
You don't have to tell me twice, you know, it's easy
Hopefully twitch will kind of improve some stuff and you know, maybe some changes will be made as a result
So hopefully some positives come out of it. Yeah
no they won't I'm like I explained it already hey well and I don't want to keep
saying it you know but it was hot she's a fucking real one dude I mean your your
work appreciated like that is fucking huge man it's huge huge w for hutch he's
He's as nice as he's fat?
I think he's a good looking boy.
I think he's a good looking boy.
What the fuck just happened?
What the fuck just happened?
What the fuck?
I think Hutch is a good looking boy.
Boof is in for Hutch.
That's fucking wild.
I'm not booofing this in for Hutch.
You know what? I'll pop a fucking, I'll pop one though.
Tell me he's got to up the milly dude
because those sixes are for little pansies, alright?
I got a fucking eight milly ice breaker in this bitch.
100,000 zins for you and your family.
It's like a zim
Brother I pop three in at one time on a consistent basis trust me. I did anything more than sixes
I'd be drilling on the ground in the fetal position
I'm gonna be zero accuracy. I gotta be worse than a hutch now. I
Can't believe you just said that he will be hearing from my twitch rep
are you kidding me you sir are gonna be hearing from my tool which wrap and if
you're streaming on twitch enjoy the seven-day band buddy enjoy the seven-day
band bitch that's what you get I'm also gonna call the police welcome to the
UK you're going to prison mother f***er
wait wait wait I have so much to list for
why is it going up?
what am I doing wrong?
what's going on?
why is no one on my side chat?
It's that dude! Dude!
Guys! Guys! I'm done nothing bad!
I'm the only one of my team left on mine! I'm grinding!
I'm on a 10 hour day right now! It's an 11 hour day!
I actually had to live!
He has key locks on our sternals! I can't even keep them cash!
I'm miserable! Please let me live!
I actually at this point...
Yeah, at this point, it don't even matter.
Oh, shit!
Damn, no!
Is that XQC? Oh yeah, XQC attempts to stop streamers, penalty shots.
Opposite. Oh, okay.
Not bad. He actually got me.
He actually got me. Tell me he misses every single one.
Yeah, he does miss.
That was super accurate. Good job.
He's gonna miss everyone
I'm not too hard. That's too hard. Come on, bro
You know what I love I love when people
Truly believe that like they're athletic and like they can do all this stuff and
Then they get into like something like this
And it just proves how unathletic people are sometimes, you know, I had the angle. I'm trying to get it though
I
Yeah, most likely most likely you're gonna wake up and a hot full of waste in every single resource we have collected today
No need to worry as uncertain
I am that the sun will set and rise yet again
But the grass is green and the sky is blue you will wake up the zero helicopters and zero low-grade
I'm certain of it. I have 100% certain of it.
As you do.
As you do.
Pino, what is that screen for?
Oh shit, I thought it was you.
You okay Pino?
That was hilarious.
I already saw that go damn, what a badass
Oh my fucking God that thing just ate me through the car
We slammed them like oh grab your microphone. All right, so here's the thing
Okay, so so we came down here from the north, you know took your talents to South Beach, right?
Fought in a couple times slammed them every single fucking time and they waited for us to get off and they
Be honest after you said hutch your building, I've just been trying to find your bae, you've found your bae
Kiss Fimo
I'm putting everything in here
Edward?
You think something stupid
If you hate him, like
Yes sir
Hush
7 day ban. 7 day ban. I'm to the list. Add him! To the list! What the fuck?
Would it be cool if we got to need more ideas? Damn it!
They're looking. They're talking about us, but they're not doing anything.
There's no more binoculars. I'm fine.
Oh my god, I just shit my
Yeah, although everybody wants me to check out when he's first victim
Oh, it's my boss. He's got my mind trapped in a box
Yeah
Let's see kind of you this and then you got a place
And that's my favorite type of back crust.
He's trapped.
We needed scumbags, we got scumbags.
And that's the better scugging at.
I'd be in the biggest scumbag than you.
I'm taking you higher than best builder at Rust, Sampdra.
Hey you! Come back down with your hands up!
Come down now!
Okay, okay, okay.
I'll take your job.
Okay, okay, okay. I'm opening the door. I'm sorry.
You are trespassing on our land!
This land here is sacred to us.
You need to move or you will give us everything you have!
What are you doing?
I'm not moving, sorry, I'm here, I'm still...
I built here...
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Brickless Foundation!
You Brickless Foundation!
You Brickless Foundation!
You Brickless Foundation!
Go!
Go!
This is my nation!
They're just killing each other again after him!
Oh my god!
Son?
You trying to fuck with that garage you try to fuck with the garage son
It's me
You're still our car right now
Sun still in our car you're still in our car
You repair the car in this base you get from this base
You're welcome in the jungle.
No you didn't.
No you didn't.
Son!
Son!
Son!
She's still on camera.
How did you do the jungle?
I'm...
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch man!
I'm dying!
We're going down!
Get me!
Grab the wheel!
I'm getting out!
Hey!
I'm going down!
You got this!
Hey!
Hey there big guy!
Hey!
What the hell?
Yo, you're big!
You're a big boy.
You're a big boy.
Have you pride?
Yep.
When I grow up I want to be like you.
What's your name?
What?
You've been killing fools out there.
You're a big boy.
You're a big boy.
Have you pride?
Yep.
When I grow up I want to be like you.
What's your name?
What?
You've been killing fools out there?
Oh, the two X's, yeah.
I tried to read the word.
Bro, I gotta turn this MSI shit off, bro.
I am about to have...
Brother!
I have to do it again!
Fuck!
So five minutes is gonna restart, dammit!
Well, that's fair.
I wouldn't even be a toothpick for you, right?
What's wrong with your heads, man?
Why are they so small?
You related to Ho-Chem-Ed?
No, I got...
What is going on?
I'm catching it from everywhere.
All morning!
Bigger hands.
No, they're pretty small.
Yeah, baby hands.
No, you got baby hands.
No, these are big hands.
Fortunately speaking, they're tiny, okay?
I guess when you could borrow perspective, that's really what it comes down to, huh?
you'd be safe at day sorry I ain't your friend
what the fuck are you doing?
you can just buy the water
SOOOOOOT
AHHHHHHHHH
no you've come back here Slide
you fight me one on one
I'll find you you son of a bitch
ha ha ha ha ha
I'm just a baby
I'm here to talk
we do not negotiate with terrorists
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHH I told you I'll find you you son of a
Oh! It's tearing you up, man! Taring you up!
How is it bad?
That was really fun.
How you doing?
You don't sound much like Lilith. Maybe you need a work order a little bit.
No, I'm Peter.
I
Am so sorry I can't hear a thing there's this lady talking here
Will you say it
He done
Let's be the parking garage
As a man the best time you will ever have is with fucking the boys
But I could only imagine I
Could only imagine
What cocos like in that setting?
Coco's that guy. It's 4 a.m. You've already been up for like 30 hours
You walk down to like the hotel lobby because you can't sleep and you need like a power rate or something because you're just so dehydrated from drinking alcohol all night
And you see Coco
Doing a line of cocaine off of a slot
the night's just started. We
gotta keep going. You know what
I'm saying? The night just
started. Or like the guy where
like you're walking down the
street and you're like where
the hell is Coco? It's like
new. Not new, but it's like
midnight and he's just
sitting there having a heart
to heart with a homeless guy.
You know, like that's kind
of like what Coco would be
like. That's where we're at.
100%
Call me when we're done.
Maybe you hear me the first time.
Maybe you hear me the first time.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Thank you, the AKP.
Oh, you're such a piece of s***.
How do you even know this number right now?
I found this phone on some dead guy.
I had a bunch of numbers in it.
Yeah, I f***ing hate you so much, right?
I can't, you f***ing s***.
We'll be seeing you very soon, Summit.
Lots of your back.
Yeah, I hope so.
Goodbye, sir.
Goodbye sir. Goodbye sir. Goodbye.
Yo, what's up?
Good night, Shaman.
Two trees?
Good night, Pina.
I'll f***ing see your f***ing ass out there tomorrow, okay?
Do you think you'll be fresh forever?
Probably, man. Okay?
Heeeee!
Heeeey!
Such a dumbass dude.
Oh my God oh my god
I will to live animation is so good
coming in hot coming hot
Oh no that's a murder scene
one more left one more left
get him get him
dead, dead, dead, one more left, there's two dead here
we need, we need to get out of here
I need someone to loot here
ass, good shit
I need you to loot with me, I need you to loot with me
I got three dead
my monitor is off
I fucking hate this monitor
I have to watch this shit through my OBS
good job, good job
WE ARE GOING TO DO IT AGAIN!
GOING IN A SPACE!
HEAT!
WE ARE GOING TO DO IT AGAIN!
What are we doing? What the fuck are we doing? You linked me in ozympic ad, you asshole?
You gotta be...
...incisive with who you give the sauce to.
Oh, I guess what you're saying.
You get me?
Yeah.
that sauce that sauce is that sauce is your energy and you you got to be
careful with who you share that sauce with because who you invite into your
home it's a reflection of you I tried it one time it should assault you shit
what what are you talking about? what?
we're talking about energy
yes yeah so we're talking about energy
now I was talking about nothing I'm on energy I'm on energy too
What was your line down there?
Ron James!
Oh, watch out guys, get back!
I wonder who that was.
I wonder who that was.
Not sure you're gay.
I'm on roof, you can jump into the chummet.
They're down, they're down below.
We should back in there.
Hit one.
Hit his legs.
Hit him again.
Hit him.
I think one's dead.
What happens if we hit him again?
Somebody's splashing it.
They could be dead, they could be dead, I don't know.
What's coming this time, wait?
There's only one.
I think they're both dead, they're both dead.
They're both dead, they're both birthed.
I'll be one more, I don't know.
I'll be one.
There was so much impressive distance, I see someone on horse 30.
Yeah, he's running away, running away.
They're dead.
Alright, throw a chun on.
Why is design full raiding me?
Who's this under us? I see this.
It's me, it's me, it's me. I don't know.
How do pigeons know?
So, skies thick with them, I come out with a gun, gone.
I got one chick on my seat.
Yeah, we're gonna open up Russ once my monitor is done cleaning itself
Okay, let's get touches
Thank you for the father
How the absolute fuck are you doing?
I'm gonna get the loop off for us cause of distraction. That's when you guys
This is a toy story
Wait, you can pick up those boxes? Wait, what?
It will be on for most of the day.
This motherfucker.
Hey, guys, get closer! Get closer, you son of a bitch!
Get away from me!
Wait was that you one-handed man?
They were like in front of the swimmer.
There's so many walls.
Yeah.
There's Bo on my right.
There's Bo A.K.
A.K. fighting Bo.
A.K. fighting Bo.
Tommy pushing right.
I hit him a lot.
I hit him a lot.
He's one.
Tommy's one.
I
Step to one get to this
If I'm allergic don't I need my hands the one or some shit you gotta stab it in me, brother
I'm not gonna lie chat if I died on one of these cocksuckers with a bow
knife in a shield
If that happens to me, I will pull every ounce of motion that I possess and have and I will
get them smited from not just the server, fuck the server, 7-day ban on Twitch, 7-day ban
bullying cyber bullying I'll fucking make it happen
I'm pretty sure that's for I don't that's like cancer or something
I don't know what they're talking about
NO!
I don't think I need to go in there right now
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Here, Glacier Melt and Rain collect to form the largest lake in South America, and at
With more than 12,500 feet above sea level, the highest large lake in the world.
With little oxygen in the air or the water, the lake's inhabitants need very special adaptations
to survive.
The loose, baggy skin of the Titicaca water frog increases its surface area, allowing it
to extract more oxygen from the water.
you're Korean? Yeah Korean. It needs you up.
That's not right. Oh sorry. But you make good Korean barbecue huh? Yeah yeah. That's good.
I don't like Korean barbecue. No I don't. I don't. I don't like fucking Korean barbecue.
No, because I can't identify a single fucking food in the entire restaurant. Dude, you
I need to
Am I allowed to watch this side man charity match right now? Can I watch this?
You saw someone walking down the street
It's the farmer
crazy what's he asking here he wants to take it from his fans well good luck
finding them holy shits
is he going to take it my god
go on freezing that one he's actually a very good footballer
doesn't anyone ever scored in chinos
it's only not me
he's the other one
I bought four sketches in gum
the manager is unhappy with that screen time. Like a lot of parents these days. Right.
Freezy is going first. It is your stars first. XQC is going. There ain't no way XQC stops
him. There ain't no way. That's what I saw. Yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, Helen Keller,
Is that you? What the fuck was that?
I mean, I don't...
He's got a little bit of bandwidth seems to see Jack Joseph the real JJ can he level it up
Sketch moving from side to side like nobody's business Jack Joseph
The manager needs to get picked up by his players
Listen, that I think sketch has got in his head there.
Absolutely.
It's the dream stuff of the YouTube All Stars.
One hand on the trophy.
If I going up next representing Spain, 16 million subscribers behind him.
Listen, he's got the shorts rolled up once again.
I'm not even sure.
Oh my god.
High shorts, low socks.
We've got high expectations.
I think he scores.
Spain, they produce great footballers.
I don't know if I'm rooting for XQC to stop one.
Look, I'm just rooting for XQC to do anything at this point, respectfully, respectfully.
2-1, full stars have scored both their tenths.
I mean, what is that?
Well, you need a goal.
It's tough.
Is it more a lesson?
Oh, it's a laser beam.
It's a beam, interesting choice.
Well, we'll see, won't we?
God, that mullet is incredible.
And right after that, you came just four days ago.
He's got over the jet lag.
He needs to score this, but the Sidemen might be in big trouble.
Sketch there as a phenomenal record from the penalty spot.
Try turning these captions off.
Here we go. Laser beam.
It's it! Oh, he's got a hold up.
I think he's trying as he rules.
He also don't rule this sport.
It's two to nothing. It's a nightmare. Zarka
Josh's
We could see history repeat itself and the old stars come out on top of penalties for the second year in a row
People saying the sidemen are cooked
Not me. There's other people behind me. I can hear
Holy shit, dude, the entire stadium is full. Look at how many people came for this
Oh my gosh 90,000 people one of the biggest events of every year
from the All-Stars, freezing extra masterclass he's went from to a victory here, unless we see a serious comeback.
The sideman needs a minute.
Yeah, I want my good odds. I want my odds. I'll bet 10 gifted subs that he blocks the next one, or the guy misses the next one.
Take a gift and I need some dope this morning. I need some dope this morning. Who's in? Who's in? Who's in? Who's in? Who's in?
Somebody give me some dope. Somebody give me some dope. I'm giving you- I'm giving you the home field advantage.
Okay, alright, alright, hey!
Alright, here we go. I'm down to slut something.
and it's charged to win. Shit.
Mr. Who's the boss? No, this one right here. This one.
What do you want to be the boss if he scores this?
I think I'm better off sketched. No, bro. I'm taking that XQC bet. Come on.
No, there's a lot about tech. But how's he got tech?
Come on. Mr. Who's the boss up against?
Come on ex, PLEASE! Let me wake something!
Fucking stupid.
Let me shoot you back.
Bro.
Like a baby gazelle.
Like a baby, like watching a baby gazelle.
move around
He's only gonna do it Cal freezy said he would leave the YouTube all starts to victory and he's done it on penalties
What happened to the sidemen?
I don't know what happened in those penalties. I'm gonna be honest in the game
They were pretty impressive, but for whatever reason the penalties did not go to plan especially Jack Joseph's
We've had some absolutely huge moments
We've obviously had Trevor the coach helping Jinxie scored not one, but two goals
goals, Nico's goal being disallowed, we've had offside plans, we've had on pitch reviews.
Shall we go talk to some of the players? It's going to be crazy, we're not set up to do
it, but let... Okay, we're going to stay here, we're not going to go to the players, but
players will come to us.
Yes, we're going to try and get as many players as possible. There's a lot to talk
about today. So many goals scored, 10 all, and a penalty for you now.
Ethan, you're limping on the outside, but how do you feel on the inside?
I was staying, I'm so happy for the boys that I've just gone out there and scored
come over here as a guest, back to one bottom corner. Unreal. Unreal.
And how did you send the injury?
The guy that scored the winning penalty misses his boss.
He ended up going through my ankle, but we're okay.
And how have you been celebrating tonight?
I'm going to bed, man. Yeah, I'm going to bed.
My old age is creeping me. I'm going to go out and relax.
Yeah, I remember hitting 30 as well.
Well, I'm going to enjoy it, man. Great job.
We've got AB there.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my gosh.
I'm in the frame.
That would have been terrible.
happened in those penalties just then?
Honestly, at halftime, I just went on TikTok
and I went on my mentions and it was just all A-B misses
an open goal.
So I was just like, did you ask penalties on my goal?
I asked about penalties, but I wasn't happy
to talk about your goal, A-B.
Yeah, the pens, you know, fucking idiot.
Honestly, I'm not bad.
But if you went on TikTok at halftime
and saw everyone talking about your goal,
your goal in the second half was one of the best
in the game, so.
I don't know.
Right, your team.
I was there, they called me the Great Wall of Hunch.
Nobody's scoring on me, nobody.
Currently joined by the magician himself, Darren Brown.
Nobody.
Whatever you want to call it.
Max, the trick worked, how'd you feel?
Oh, Dore!
I had six days, I got the call up, six days ago
to play in this, so that's what really
is for dropping out for some reason.
Had to come up with something.
It worked about 50% of the time when I ran to the home
and I just broke that thing, went up and it did.
Thank goodness.
Okay, the magician's never tell their tricks.
When people watch this back,
They're going to be able to work out
They might be, but a magician never tells the secrets
But luckily I'm not a magician so watch my video to find out how I did it
So you can find out how the magician has disappeared
That was one of his tricks as well
Alright, don't enjoy it Max, thank you very much
Let's see who asks for this
We have a particular adventure story here
So we have a redemption from Nico
Because you did get your goal in the end
I mean I got the goal in the end
But you're absolutely devastated to have lost
Actually, no, I'll be alright.
I'll take my fucking pills, women.
Hey, who did you call?
Damn it, what were you distracting me?
Yeah, it's ridiculous. I mean half of us have grown up being like I want to be a professional footballer like
Watching like all these superstars and the fact that we get to do this is
It's kind of a joke. I'm actually sorry to all the serious. Why did I ever put money on him? Oh my god, bro
He's terrible. How well did he do Michelle? He's fucking terrible
Finishes
Yeah
Did he block anything?
Did he block absolutely anything?
No, I put pin gifted on it as just I need to feel something this morning, Beth.
What do you think Edgar?
He made some quality goals.
Oh wow, from the legend himself.
That's what I mean, this is surreal in general, just so...
What a day.
Not a day, but do you know what's really...
I'm gasping.
...to take it back to the very beginning.
What this has been going for, what, 11 odd years?
We've been going for a long, long time.
Yeah, and you've gone from strength to strength.
Ten years they've been doing this?
Long and stadium the year before that.
The amount of money raised for these very worthy charities.
That is a proud, proud moment for you all.
Yes, unreal.
I mean, like, as amazing as having a crowd
and everyone watching online, obviously,
we're here to raise money.
And the amount we've raised is just surreal.
I can't thank everyone who donated,
all the brands and everything.
Thank you so much.
Well, thank you to you for not only talking to us
for making it so entertaining.
Also, how do you celebrate then?
What goes on now?
A filthy pizza and a couple beers.
Excellent, excellent. Well, thank you very much. Congrats, I'll let you go and enjoy the teammates and get a few of them to come over and say hi.
I'll try my best, I'll try my best.
Thank you, thank you. Well, what a game. It all always delivers.
Wow, that's cool, man.
That's cool, bro. It's always awesome seeing stuff like that do really, really well, especially, like, given that it's for charity too, like, dude, that's so fucking awesome.
That's so awesome, man.
That's so awesome.
That's really, really cool.
Good on them, good on them.
That's awesome.
All right, let's go load in to land of hell.
To the land of the forgotten.
Wait, who leaked the server?
They leaked it again?
Brother, it's not that hard.
Let me guess, was it somebody who stayed up
for 30 hours?
Who was it?
It was Cocoa, dude, I mean, I don't fucking miss, I'm like a sniper.
Let me connect, let me connect, a 4.7% sniper, I'm gonna start airing this fucking chat
out in the video game of course if y'all don't watch it watch it I'm start
throwing bands around like I'm giving away money call me Oprah
You get a car and you get a car!
Son of a bitch, who killed me?
Look at that, Johnson's hanging low today.
Johnson is hanging low today.
Have we fully moved into the other base yet or no?
Yes, looking like it.
Oh, yo, swine, good man, thank you so much for the fiber, big dirt, thank you for the
fiber, man.
Good human, thank you for the tenor, and swine, thank you for the tenor, sorry.
We think of the tier one and boosts things so much for the Prime.
All thinking for the Fiverr Hay-Hut, your monitor issue, use the monitor rear stick to
access the OSD menu, navigate to the MSI, old led care slash, ah, you lost me.
Thank you for the love in trying to help me, but I think I just had an aneurysm.
Regardless, if you turn your monitor off within every 24 hours, it will mandatory restart.
So I just need to start turning my monitor off at night, huh?
That's what I need to do.
I need to start turning my monitor off at night.
Yeah, all right, I can do that.
Thank you, Chad.
Charity baseball game.
Chad, no offense.
I'm not calling soccer easy in any way, shape, and form.
But having a charity baseball match,
We might as well just have a bunch of blind individuals out there competing against one
another.
You'd think for a fucking second that literally anyone who's never played the sport before
is gonna be able to go out there and hit a ball with a stick.
You're on methamphetamines.
It will be some of the ugliest shit you've ever seen.
it actually be electric now talking about it out loud and to be be honest like
you guys got to remember man baseball is not a big sport like in in retrospect to
like soccer is universal soccer is the largest sport in the world in terms of
like you know a bunch of different countries that's the number one sport
this guy and the other. With baseball it's just the U.S. U.S. Japan and like Dominican
Venezuela, Puerto Rico but in the grand scheme of things it really isn't that big of a game.
It's football! How about you get the dick out of your ass and shut up? I don't care what you
idiots call it. It's soccer.
We're Americans here. We call it soccer.
What the hell is soccer?
Football is played with your hands.
What?
Oh, you saying our football, American football?
Man, we ain't never said we were smart.
Huh, who said we were smart?
I don't remember saying it.
Where the fuck am I, bro?
Where am I in this God-forsaken base?
Oh my, oh my gosh, it's a maze.
It's a maze. Oh
I found the loo room. Oh my god, I found it
Yes, what the hell oh wait
Yeah
Yes, yes, I found it nice
all right all right what kind of loot we got what kind of loot do we got
No, you're all good, baby. Be safe. Love you
Are we poor
Wow, I think we're poor.
Oh my gosh, where's all the low grade?
Where's all the low grade?
Where'd they put it?
Not my room not my room
not my room not my room
walls, meds, the fridge is empty, what the fuck?
OOOOOOOH NICE!
Now this is what I'm talking about!
52, 39, put our peen helmet on.
Hold on peen helmet on.
Well, this is what I'm talking about, better than that ass.
Alright.
Let me go ahead and repair this.
Cool.
M-O guns, charcoal, sofa, where is, what do we need right now?
What do we need right now?
Where's the backpacks at wouldn't that be in like a miscellaneous box
Just chatting still hudge damn it
Now we're in the rust category refresh
All right, um, might just not have any backpacks yet to be honest
I think we just don't have any backpacks maybe it's in the comps box but that doesn't
make any sense I need whatever that noise is out there I need to get low
grape I'll take these comps go recycle go get a mini we can fly oh get robbed
bitch get robbed oh this is boom in here I miss any of the doors no
We are looking drippy. We're looking pretty cool.
Or does this lead to nothing? Oh, we didn't even check the roof.
Ah, we'll go get our own, honey. Fuck it.
Brother, how do I get out of here, man?
That goes up.
That's another room.
I gotta go back to the middle.
Yes.
Okay.
Bro, it's like I feel almost claustrophobic when I'm in here.
Not because there's no space, but because I don't know where to go.
Oh, I made it, I made it, yes!
Alright, let's go kill a couple of wolves.
Also, let me join the discord.
Hello!
Good morning, Hodge.
Good morning, beautiful.
Good morning, Coco.
How's the night go?
How's everything going?
Good, good, good.
I like, I titted up, like,
I put it all into the base and I titted it up.
Um, you guys could have like all walker kits.
I put in armor inserts, it's all the armor, so like, we're gonna get a locked tank here.
And then I got a deodorant, a tea guy.
So now we have health peas and like, um, a big, hot gun and farmed up from the gate.
And now we have ore, like, in the book.
So we'll be able to raid later today.
The base is done.
Now I'm just farming comps.
I'm a
Cool who you thinking of rating
Whoever whenever whatever respect respect
Oh cool beans
Yeah, we gotta do a painting. Yeah, we need more shooters. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's bad.
Honestly, if you were in that parade, we'd probably would have lost.
Was it the deep ends last night? Yeah, yeah, dude. Yeah, they were in our shit.
Oh, I remember, bro. Fucking, I don't know who it was. Someone literally opened up the door.
they just ran in. Oh no. Oh they were out. Yeah, it wasn't good. They're only to say it was not
committing all the way in because they're going to just help. Oh bro, we can get shooters. It's not
a problem. The problem is we have a full team of people who aren't really playing right now.
Like we got Timmy, but Timmy's not playing. We got Timmy's not playing. Well he is but I
but I think he's moving right now or something,
so he's just not around.
We got a train.
The train just kind of stands at locations that hakes out.
I mean, no, he farms, but he goes himself
like cozy little cases in the middle of nowhere.
Yeah.
And then I'm in the mornings.
So really, at night, you got yourself.
You got yourself, winning.
Both of you are bowlocked.
got P and Rogue. Yeah, so it's pretty much like two guys with bows. Yeah. Seven man AK.
Going against what's his name, Space and the other guy who are just absolute demons. Yeah,
we need like two more dedicated shooters. Yeah, but we, we have to open up spots for
I don't know I don't know I do not know I tried to talk to people about yesterday
They said there was no room.
I'm a fucked, bro, and I'm here for you.
I'm a fucked, all right.
Like, if we get rid of them.
Hey, what's going on?
I'm done, bro.
We're going to lose it all.
Like, it's just going to be Peter in rogue shooting.
And me and Boini just run around with Shady slinging him.
No, no, listen, listen, listen.
No way.
Hey, what's going on?
If you didn't walk in, I'm not getting us.
We would have been fucked.
You killed like.
All right, all right.
We got a truce.
Me and you got a truce.
Which was like, state, I think?
Okay, all right, all right.
We lost our entire project.
We're gonna start over again.
Yeah, it would have been like,
not GGs for the Y, but GGs for like the next two,
three days, yeah.
They've been terrible.
Gas station, they were the five gifted, man.
Why me and bro?
And it's hard, because even in the morning times before,
you know, people give me help for not doing nothing,
but I was able to get like kids
and stuff in the morning time.
Now, Symphony and their team role
Super deep in the morning, so I can't even do that
Like their deepest fuck in the mornings at 5 6 deep
Monkey things so much for the fiber and all the other teams too smoking team is like two to three deep at all times
Myths team is two to three deep at all times. I mean we got people at night and that's pretty much it
Then me in the day by myself
Well, and you, but I mean, obviously, again, your phone locked in typically half asleep by then.
You sound good, though, today. You sound refreshed.
Do I?
Yeah, you don't sound terrible. Usually you sound like death by now.
Yeah. I mean, it was kind of a short night. I just found out. Crap, it's a kiss.
Nice.
Yeah, I'm not too sure, man. I'm not too sure.
I guess we're just gonna have to rely on alliances, but even then isn't there rules around alliances like I can't go and hang out with Barry and
Run around and and to be whatever with him whenever you go because there's rules now saying that we can't roam together
Wait, really? Yeah, there's a rule that basically says you can't roam with alliances
But I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna break that fucking rule fuck that
Yeah, it's a rule now, but I ain't gonna listen to it
Hey, what the hell's the how are we gonna rate people? I don't know. Well, you can raid see this and this is where the rules
Retarded you can raid and you can defend with alliances, but you can't roam with alliances
That's what penis said last night
but again if I'm running right solo and there's people running 3 4d and I'm
getting my shit clapped I'm rolling with Barry I don't care ban me I'll go
play dino's
well fuck that game man yo you watch your mouth you watch your mouth to great
It's a great game! It's a great game!
How the hell do I know how to do that?
It's a great game!
Is it better than us?
No.
No. I'm not gonna go crazy now.
I'm not gonna crash out this early.
Tell me your favorite memory
Both it's the experience from I mean even the last time we played these two staggos man
They're running us down these two behemoth little big old bitches and
And they're running us down now these things that they probably don't kill us eat plants. Yeah. Yeah, but they assholes
People who want to kill t-rexes like me trying to eat everybody
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, bro
100% they oh shit just drop grenades. Oh, yeah, they can
Well, they look pussiest fucker better with t-rex
Yeah, they look it but look at the spikes at the end of that tail, bro, and they got all that fat around them
So that's you rex comes in
Anyways, two of them were running us down, we were probably going to get cooked.
So my boy turned around because he didn't have enough stamina, grabbed one.
While the other second staggo turned around and fucked my boy up, I grabbed the other
staggo.
We breaking their shit.
But I ain't big enough yet, so one of them stands up, we spread out.
We start going in, he goes in, I go in, he goes in, I go in, one drops.
The other one starts calling out, but we ain't giving up yet.
I break that motherfuckers leg, he can't hardly move.
It's just a matter of time before I take his life,
I look him in the eyes, I lick my lips,
took his shit down,
dead, ate his body.
Another diner walks up, oh, free food.
Bang, you're dead too, bitch.
National makes the game great.
And it's also like, imagine, okay,
the best thing I can say from a rush standpoint,
like you know how when you play a wipe,
let's say you spawn on the beach,
and there's a clan on that beach
and they kill you with a bolty like crazy
and then you finally build up after hours and hours and you raid them
and you're like damn that felt good fuck these guys
you know what i'm talking about
like i got my dinosaur ate you and you're like a little reptile and you like grow up to be a big dinosaur and you like kill them and eat them
and you take away nine to fifteen hours of their work
like i've had a guy
different bases in that game
your bases your body
you know, your whole body, your base.
You die, you back on the beach, bitch.
But I've had a guy kill me off of spawn
and I spent nine hours growing
just to go back to the same pond he killed me in
and then murder his ass.
And I had a way to day for him to log in.
There's the guy I was playing with.
He had a T-Rex for 52 hours.
Died and lost it all.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Fuck it.
Bro.
It's the truth.
It's the truth.
It's the truth.
So who's like the gun of that game?
Is that a goat?
Gangnar.
Gangnar.
Like the Pokemon.
Gangnar.
Gangnar.
It's uh...
Bro.
This cat.
Bro, the fact that you know that there's a gun...
really into this that this this cat bro it was about 4 30 p.m. Tuesday 4 3
2026 I lag out this fucking bitch trike which is like one of the strongest
dinos in the game right now comes after me I thought I was dead Coco I thought I
was cooked I was watching from another streamers POV looking at my DC body
when you DC you just stand there kind of like Russ when you lay on the ground
And that game you just stand there for like two minutes and this tea this this trikes gonna kill me
And I there's nothing I could do about it some log, you know, I'm DC
Gangnar T-Rex runs in now this trike
No normal T-Rex would ever put his life on the line to try and fight him
But this guy did fucking mercs him bro kills him. We're like whoa that was crazy
I can't believe he did that and then a
A stego comes in another thing that is just terrifying to fight by yourself
He kills that motherfucker too. Oh my god. It was insane. No way. Yeah
That's like a yoke well, no that's like Thompson verse
In a k kit and full heavy metal or full heavy armor and then another AK
How to kill them all though.
Bro, he's just a beast man.
He's able to like move his character around, dodge attacks.
You know, you run in.
So the big thing is, is like both of those dinos, they have very big attacks that do
a lot of damage.
Right?
Think of like weight for damage.
Those are the heaviest dinos in the game.
So he would run towards them right when they would go to attack them.
He'd pump fake, dodge the attack and then run in and break their shit.
So they had like broken legs and they couldn't move.
and then he'd take their life.
It's cool, bro.
So like, how many hours do you need?
Like, if you've got like $30 million
to become the best of that game,
how long would it take you to become the best?
Like, you used to have all the time
in the world, is that what you're saying?
Yeah, yeah, like how much time do you take?
Well, bro, to be honest,
It's like, and this is where the game's different.
You gotta sink eight hours into that dyno
in order to practice with that dyno.
It's not like, I mean, you can go to like practice servers,
sure, but let's say the practice servers don't exist.
Bro, you gotta, like, I don't play on those.
You gotta sit there and grow this bitch
and bushes running from everything else
so they can kill you instantly for eight hours
before you get to go and kill everybody else.
And then one mistake, you're dead.
You're dead.
If they have bleeds just like in Rust,
except you gotta lay down and you're defenseless
to get them off you.
So let's say you fight in a stego,
he'll get you on a bleed and just run you,
you'll just bleed out and die.
You gotta stay in there.
What's stopping us from being like
400 little dinosaur motherfuckers?
There's rules.
And all of us having sex with way more eggs,
so there's more of them.
All there's rules?
rules here like there's a certain pack sizes like t-rex you can only have two
of them trikes you can only have two of them stegos you can have four stuff like
that yeah so four of us give like you me two others can be stegos we can like
just like run around and by himself fuck shit up yeah or we can be like
raptors we have like nine people and we just jumping on mother fuckers bleeding
the mouth. That sounds fun. Bro it's a blast. It's a blast. I'm telling you every single
person that has come and played that game with me Coco literally every single one has
said this game is pretty cool. Like it's a lot of fun. Obviously like the last time
they played like Cloaksy and Peanut we were getting strange stuff like crazy so we just
died for eight hours and they didn't like it but the time before that bro it was
a blast. We were playing Raptors we were hiding away from T-Rexes fucking shit
up it was a lot of fun even landmark landmark i got on that game that is a
lie cloaks he hated it cloaks he liked it and then we got stream sniped for eight
hours because peanut wouldn't listen to me and opened up his own servers on the
game and the the entire servers that we played on was just viewers stream
sniping well let's do you know all of us rappers fuck up a t-rex
fuck yeah done it before well we were running around on raptors we killed a
t-rex or last run me and landmark did
No, it's even funnier. There's something called a Trudon you can Google what a Trudon looks like those motherfuckers
They about as large as lizards and they kill everything
Thank you run a Trudon t-r-o-o d-e-n
Those things kill all the big dogs T-Rexes
Trikes, staggos, is that like a raptor?
It's like a it's really like a little
lizard has poison so you just keep
bleeding people out and poisoning them
they can't see nothing you just wait
for him to die but it takes like a
long-ass time. How many of those little
motherfuckers can you have 12 yeah bro yeah imagine imagine walking through the
woods and 12 of us pop out of a bush bro start fucking your shit up well yeah
that whatever like we're gonna have more people like
That was awesome.
I don't know, I saw it say for sure.
Just do it.
Just clock it out.
And just fill in the water.
Play it before there's big water in the gym.
Yeah.
That is the latest fucking shit I've ever seen.
Bro, but it's like, it's that stress factor.
That's like the survival part of the game.
Like, PvP is great.
But that game, what makes it good is the survival.
It's the hardest survival game I've ever played.
because you can sit there for six seven hours grow this dino need water go to
drink water and some douchebag is sitting in that water and just eat you
six seven I hate you chap
Oh, it's a fun game man. It's a fun. It is a fun stupid game and I love it
And we already got a shit ton of helicopters oooohhh oh no our scrap is about to break
39 durability. I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I can figure out where our shit is, how about repairing the ASAP?
Damn it.
Shit.
where's the metal where's the metal where's the metal frags
What what what what what what what?
plus 12 50 plus 12 50 give me that plus 12 50
We're going to count those ones because they weren't low, but I'm taking full credit.
All the credit for saving.
All the credit for saving though.
I just heard somebody get smoked.
All right, Coco, tell me what needs
to beat down so I can do it what we need to do we just need a case right with
the kids yeah pretty much do you want to go to oil
I thought it's infinite what legacy point that area way better than
Really?
It is. It is way better than I thought. Yeah.
It makes me sad. It's good to share.
Why are you just looting that over and over again?
Yeah, there's no leak places.
There's like 14 of leak places. It's fun.
It's more than cargo.
It responds to like 10 minutes.
So you just sit here, hit it.
Chill. Sit here, hit it. Chill.
I hit it in the face.
and came to face I have a little too much
As you're two by two, where is it?
See two guys running in wolf headdress and
and
kill them?
yeah, we can kill them, you want me to land and kill them?
yeah, fuck you, kill them, yeah
what are they at?
yeah, a rider named me
fuck it, wipe them out, huh?
they have guns
do they?
they have guns
they're dead
I fell off through
oh shit bro hundred pipes no way wait no way yeah hundred pipes
so
oh no never mind I'm just gonna take the backpack quick let's get out of here yeah yeah yeah take
this strap I'm grabbing backpack I fucking do my minis on top of this roof I
I don't know if I can get it.
Yeah, that's done.
That's gone.
It's not gone.
I have a mini on my route.
All right, all right, grab it, grab it.
100 pipes, you kidding me?
Yeah.
2040, 60, 80, 100, 108.
And an airdrop.
This is it right here.
This shit's nice as fuck, dude.
I built this for Genji.
I'll give you the tour.
Check it out.
Turn turret's off?
I'll get turret action right here.
I think it's off.
You should have shot you by now.
Come on, where I am.
Yeah.
See that little tower right there?
You see that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that a big drone right there?
Because I know Ginger's probably paranoid.
There's a little camera right here.
Coming here.
Got a little orphan reaction going on right here.
You know what I'm saying?
Ah, hi.
Boom.
Followed some.
Bang.
Boom.
Bang.
Check it out.
cameras right here damn son damn son oh there's two guys on a mini I just saw
them in Scott how do I get to the roof water hatch above you I don't see it
I'm trying. Let me get that mini. Oh, I have to come with you. Oh, so they're
nading. I didn't think we're in there. Yeah, fly me up. Yeah, fly me up. They're
nading my mini these assholes. No, no, we gotta go. Come on. I can't believe it.
come on
actually making this shit
motherfuckers
no pieces of shit
what the fuck
what are they at
right in front of me
they're the same building
one's close left
I
Can't believe it immediately just turn meeting your heli. That's that's an haters, bro
That's the genuine haters little asshole man little asshole
No, it's not minus 750 yet
Give me a second to get my shit back man!
I mean honestly those pipes right here, you banked the pipes right?
No I haven't banked shit yet. I was going to fly back to Maine and bank.
Do you have any low grade in here?
I got like 30 here.
I got the pipes in here.
Got 62 here.
Oh yeah, we're ready in that box.
Beautiful.
Shit!
I'll see you on the roof.
Yep.
we got a shit ton of minis right now we got like three minis at base plus scrappy plus this plus mine damn
yo they raised their shit you gotta come for stuff like this
yeah i just won't know if they're doing it
i see him on the other side 275
yeah i will if i see him again
I
Where do you go? Oh my god, my mini
There is back on the road. Oh, no, that's a I maybe I didn't see him
I'm not too sure wherever
I'm gonna go back to crib bank these pipes actually and then I'm down for whatever
Yeah, sure I'll take a look
Team Rocket was a team during one of the Twitch rivals.
It was a Buddha's and XQC's team.
I'm gonna throw an airdrop on our base.
All right, you said dude, I anytime I look at these doors my I just don't I
don't want to go down into the maze bro I don't want to go down into the maze I'm
gonna be honest I've looked through everything I don't think we got none
I don't think we got enough it what it is
Look at this, this is cool
Look at the chat
Fighting the same team just third-parting us every fight it it next to the switch
Hella fun. This will end well.
Brooke, don't know what that is.
That turns it off.
Mauding when we online.
Unless someone snuck in.
I didn't know promos was even on your team.
Never seen him get a kill.
Same.
Recycling rage bait is crazy.
Promos. I got the cords.
Call shady suppliers for into the info.
See it info
Well glad it's starting early
At least we ain't the only team in beef
For my cool white pack pack pack
Well read thank you. Thank you some people call me an expert reader
Some people
Swizz just molding on clearing him on LB. It's okay, bro. Controller players, am I right?
I'm better than all of you. Let's see how that goes. Let's see how that goes.
Are they gonna let that one sit in marinate?
Nice shots. Oh, they don't care that they beefing right now. They don't they don't even want me to say nothing
They all beefing right now, they don't care they don't push me to the side
I tried to dab one of them up. They said get out the way. It's real
CHAP PROMO SAID YOUR ASS THAT'S WHAT I HEARED.
WHAT?
THAT'S WHAT I HEARD?
THAT'S WHAT I HEARD?
That's what I heard build them another base down there they will need it soon oh
He said he ain't got no nipples
I
Got a change now swiss didn't you want to meet up to talk or what?
Shut up freks
Cheese, you're that shit you get from Walmart that don't burn right.
Where's that deer dropped?
Stop correcting my spelling! You're stressing me out!
Did you just call me Grape Valley UG?
Scrunch!
Wait cheese and tray were beefing earlier yo, what the fuck's going on is everybody beefing
Yes, Chad, we will do our painting today. I promise
Hutch we all know you have a beard to hide your no chin
Sam, shut the fuck up.
Eight, no one wanna see you, see you in this chat.
Men are talking.
I didn't say that.
I would have been very bad timing if I had a sit-down.
Hunch you're dead to me.
If I was dead, you could smell me from a hundred miles away.
Dude, there ain't no way this is about to happen.
There ain't no way this is about to happen.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Mother fucker.
No!
Son of a bitch!
Do I live?
Yes?
Not worth.
Why did I do that?
I still have to go back up for my mini.
Fuck!
Hutch, I want to know how the fuck did you get worse since we played back at the game.
back in the day.
Chap, no way you guys are so scared you asked for a ceasefire actually in Sade.
Sib could smell a ceasefire from a thousand feet away.
Nothing sneaks up on him.
I'm sorry, I'm talking in the global. What?
Are you a bass? Do you think you can fly me over a blue card?
Yeah, sure. Maybe a couple of them. That'd be great.
What's over there? Is there a red card grab? Yeah, the blue card.
I think there should be a red card grab. That'd actually be huge as a red card grab over there.
I think it is. It should be.
Sim could smoke a SIG while taking a shower.
What?
How do you use your face use all double doors?
I
Wait it does what the hell
He's he got me he got me
Is
Would you turn around and in your base, do you look down or up before?
I don't get it listen brother if you ain't understanding the shit talk right now brother
that's not an us problem that is a you problem you dumb as hell I don't know if it's this
is what you needed to hear to understand you dumb as hell but you dumb as hell okay
Bro, I'ma be honest, I don't think we have a singular blue card.
I can go get you one real quick, try to.
Okay, how do we get a blue card on the server?
I've been getting them from sewer branch and not sewer harbor
We can pick you up we go get some cards
How do we get a green cards green cars at the at the little market right next to us
Okay, I mean do we have any good cards at that base? I haven't seen them bro
I'll run over to a band of supermarkets see if I can't get a green card and then
And then we'll go from there cuz there's like there's a room in here
Yeah, we all got bro, we literally don't have shit
the guys
They've quite literally had to have just ran around and shot people all day long yesterday
Because somehow we have less than yesterday
I come like definitely less than yesterday
Yeah, there's a bit of shit going on for sure, I think.
Combs box, we win the comms box, you fucking dingbats.
You can't buy blue cards on this server, they hate us.
Alright.
I'm not walking today. I refused
Oh baby
Hey bossy, can I get a green card please?
Yeah, let me see if we have one here for you sir. Yes fresh off the fence. All right
Okay, thank you so much boss. I have payment I have payment here's this and
Eat pickle. Eat my pickle here.
Eat your pickle.
Eat your pickle.
Eat your pickle.
Thank you so much for this pickle.
Very good pickle.
Also we are selling these here as well.
Those are the Bashmart Premium
Exotic, Erotic,
Neverbend, NeverFord,
Neverfall, Stantall,
Like the Great Wall,
things. If you just took that pill, I will warn you, you must get inside immediately because
you will not be able to pick through doorways, things like this, right? You will be standing very
tall. Thanks for shopping at Bosch Mart. Thank you, Boss. Is there anything you need right now?
Nope. Nope. I actually got my H2 setup out of back with my complaint department,
Well here let me give you this take a take a I dropped a Jackie outside this door so you can farm this stuff outside a little easier
No problem, no problem if you need to buy any guns, let us know, okay
All right, what about fish one pond fish one pond fish
All right, I just purchased a green card from Bosch Mark, and I'm flying over to
Zewata. I'm gonna go to Harvard. I'm gonna pick you up, you want me to go by myself?
I don't care either way. I don't care, bro. You're good. I'll be alright.
I want to come with you.
Alright, I can get you.
You can.
I do not come! I'm gonna come!
Oh my god, oh my god, man I feel stupid, but you gotta just do this instead of cargo
of it this person saying
Let's go damn zombie bitch
Whoo chocolate
All right, we'll check this spot here first for a blue card, and if it's here we'll grab it
Then we'll grab the second blue card as well
You ever done this before? Yeah
The wall there nice it should be here
There you want to just watch this I'll go grab it real quick
I'll come with you.
Damn, you quick to the draw.
Swipe that ship. We're going to America.
got a motherfuckin green card boy
I can't make that joke myself but I'm down with it
grabbing blue blue has been secured
hell yeah this is here too
what is your favorite movie hodge
remember the titans
fuck aside football movie Denzel Washington it's fantastic Denzel Washington is my
favorite actor of all time remember the Titans Denzel is D-Band the myth the
legend best movie ever favorite actor
favorite actor hands down no one even comes close and to be honest number two
old-school Will Smith not that new-age shit though I'm talking i
robot I'm talking what's the one with him and his son in it from way back in the
day the happiness should a happiness fresh Prince of Belair that stuff I
love it but I'd say my top three right now we talked about this last night
funny enough Denzel Washington number one not even close Denzel Washington
number two we'll probably be Adam Sandler but again old shit old shit oh
shit I'm talking happy Gilmore I'm talking big daddy I'm talking you know
I would say grown-ups but I wouldn't even put grown-ups in there and like his
top dog mr. D's huh Billy Madison yeah longest yard that shit and then I got
another crazy one a lot of people give me shit for this one too wait did you
grab the power we didn't grab the power
got a fuse okay at number three kind of another weird one Mark Wahlberg love
of wall bird
No, no, there's another blue card right here
Probably was it called chat unstop the Eagles movies unstoppable. No, it's not unstoppable. What's it called?
Invincible, thank you. Invincible is a great one. These three or four brothers is a great
one. The one where he's a priest and he's doing all that shit is great too. He has
great burger restaurant that is also true. Ted, Ted's okay. The other guy's is great,
shooter is great. His range is good, 12 like him. American sniper is great.
And you'll be Louis
What's yours who's your top dog?
Oh, you're an old-school old-school guy, I respect that call
I was just about to say you might you you have to like the narrow I'm gonna say this
I'm gonna say this and I have a feeling you're going to agree with me the Irishman
making Robert De Niro getting the fight and having
To see him move his old body around fighting the guy at the supermarket hurt my soul. I hated it
Bro, there ain't nothing worse than having to watch an old man try and act young bro. I hate it
Yeah, I hated it. I hated Irishman.
I didn't hate the movie Irishman. I just hated that scene.
Man, Casino is legit.
Yeah, absolutely legit. I completely agree.
Godfather 1 and 2, fuck number 3.
Oh, here's your blue card here. Boom and boom.
Hell yeah.
I wanna see what's here, what you were talking about.
about good fellas good fellas is
fantastic fucking go did
little caprio yeah he's great he's
fantastic gangs of New York dude Leonardo
and fucking Leo great my problem is
it's not like there's no movies that
Leo made that I just truly love. I'm getting sniped at from somewhere. I'm not getting sniped at.
You know what, you gotta catch me if you can. No, no, no. I liked it, but there's none that
like I love, like I love the other, you know, actors. What's the bottom of Hollywood? The
is a parted there's a guy roof camping us with an uh with an l9 from across
center island was fucking great shuttle island was nuts who is that bro i don't even know where he is
who's sniping at us i don't know it's coming from north yes it's far yeah i'm looking
fuck him yeah i'd love to oh my god he's fucking you up you okay i brother i i do
legitimately don't see this guy. Oh my god.
You saw him in the in the window.
Oh my god, you had shot me.
You're alive.
Oh my god, help. Watch out on the side.
Get him, get him.
I
Watched a Titanic again fucking pissed me off like you gotta watch like childhood movies like
Titanic I hate movies like Titanic bro, not even because it's like you know, oh, it's not
You know tense. It's just like I hate when people make the stupidest decisions every single second of a movie
bro rose is the biggest decision oh I see he's on me he's on me well he's all
that he's had that I'm front 340 okay seeing this he's running I don't have
my song my song I guess I got worse he's running into into the water I
kill this guy
might have cut left I'm not seeing them right
I think I left
I think I'm at 330, right in front of me, go to the corner
who was this? who's sniping me?
you keep almost I can't get in there sadly
let's get out of here come on fuck your horse did you kill the chickens
fuck you chicken strips oh we got his l9 no let me grab that so that thing to
I got repair over there though. Hell, yeah
No fucking chickens all the yet chickens
What if you did fuck we are we're gonna hatch and we got a fight spawn camp them
That's what he gets for shooting us from his base in the last one
It's got Rob
Hey, you really did just thump that man with a bow yeah, I bless
Hey fuck a headshot my ass. We're gonna do what we ought to do. Amen. Amen. Hey, man
You ever wake up with like congestion out of nowhere, I hate it
You get bad allergies terrible allergies, bro
I
Mean it's fucking border, right so
Terrible terrible allergies
Can't you get like fucking allergy shots or some shit?
No, I ain't like that bro. It ain't like that just like whenever I go to somewhere new bro
Like I feel like I always have allergy problems
I'm on time for you. Thank you
There's no laser on it though yeah
Thank you. Why you put a laser on it online?
Yeah, like a reducer flat makes it way better
All right, let's do this shit where we going
I
Want to do the blue card? Yeah
Apparently I need to use this
I'm gonna be honest bro. Give me a base like this over a castle in a day of the week
I know we can't hardly defend against nine people rating this
It's cozy, and I just three doors you're out three doors you're in
Oh, oh dude, I gotta show you how to like go down that
What the hell is this thing made of I didn't miss a single shot either
Out of our compound watch like this
There's a there's a fire bike if you open the door at the front door and you like go upstairs
There's like a ladder hatch that leads you right to the open core. Oh really? Yeah. Yeah. Oh well I need to have that. Fuck me
Let's go upstairs. Check this out. I didn't go upstairs. I can't go in there has a lot of reds. A lot of reds.
You can go upstairs now. You can go upstairs. Fucking rats up here. Oh up here? Yeah, let me do that.
Oh, yeah, I got Bosch Mart's pills
I think we need there's another fuselage
What if one piece and I think it's so
Yeah, I'm gonna hold this fuse until you find the other ones who are not burning up
Here's a book. There's a book heart
Yeah
Oh military crate right here. They already found this one
wait you can zoom in?
look at the first floor yeah it's a variable zoom I think the page up a little bit
I didn't know that it's crazy
welcome to the fuse room up in here
I'm not too sure where that other one's at.
I'm looking, I'm looking for it.
What's great value, G-Sane?
How'd you get them to approve Gabe's team ID or pay the ultimate price?
Oh, God.
I
Just have you tell it how so funny just call me great value double for buildings. You just call me great value cheese
Behind the double store building
I
Just heard Jinji's old baseball part feels bad
The fucking Jinji man
Oh
There's there's a bunch of two store buildings
There are two stories out there.
What the fuck is this?
Hey, is that it?
I turned this on.
Wait, you turned it off.
Turned it on.
back well that's it
you're the card on come up here yeah I got it oh yeah I mean that way was that
spinning last time they're red light
Oh, it's here, you still here?
Where's the switch for this?
Oh, I can show you.
How many did you flip?
I didn't want to switch.
Oh, there's like two more.
No, no, no.
wait a minute
oh wait you were there
wait stop moving
um
why go out of it
okay
okay
i'll go look it
okay
okay go to the other one
over here
i want to see what this is at
Shoot that guy. No, he's not a bad guy. Not yet. Let me fucks around. I might
something inside it in this building that's the the back right one and then
the back left one yeah yeah
it's trickery with some work yeah yeah you get you can just wipe it you don't
even need a power thing oh man right
oh man oh my god oh my god oh bro look at the diesel one diesel two diesel
billionaires huh this is juice oh my god there's a red card in there too
I
Said I said there's diesel and a red card in here as well
To wait god dad I got I got I got a
One nice
Yeah, this is that this is it
All right, so it looks like we have two spots that we can farm red that now
No Jack Coco doesn't sleep he does not Coco doesn't know what sleep is
All righty, do I want to take this red back to base bank it and then come back
Just keep it here
Oh
There's a skin box in here you're not giving this away
That's short go hate to play I hate the game. Oh
Oh
Boom free skin go claim it go go go go
Go get it go get it go get it
Hut recommendations, I'm playing but playing solo the best recommendation
I can give you for playing solo is play on the solo duo trio server
Solo duo trio servers are awesome
I'd stay out of official servers other than like I mean there's some good
officials but yeah I'm whatever I was playing a lot I played a lot on the
the small servers just bro it's hard to fight a Chinese clan full of 35
fucking plus members I mean bro you're running out of storage in there
I
With a coffin big boy. Oh nice nice nice nice nice nice
You want to go take this diesel and go do what's it called run for metal?
How much diesel, how much diesel we have a man?
We probably don't use that man too.
I didn't see any diesel a man to be honest.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Oh man, how much diesel you got?
We have four.
That run, no three.
You do one more run and then do the diesel.
You know, we ought to go do right now.
We ought to take this, that red card, and we ought to go do the puzzle
and go open up no man's land and go get that crate.
There's diesel in there as well.
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's go. All right. What are my...
Do I need meds?
Do I need meds? No, I don't think so.
Trying to remember. It's one switch, one keycard door opens, and we need...
Is it blue keycard or...
Bring a hazmat as well.
You need the red. You need the red, I think.
I got red, but I think we need blue as well to pop one of the switches.
I think it's a blue. I'm gonna bring blue green and red
Okay
That's boogie. Oh, I need a hazmat too
Yes
I don't I don't know if you actually need a hazmat chat. Just said bring hazmat. I don't think you need one
I'm just gonna bring I'm from my side
You rather you other green red and blue
Yep.
You have fuses?
Yep.
Let's go.
If you want to park on the base and run over, you just want to run over, fuck it, or fly
All right, I'm in on that vibe.
Look the switch right here inside of this tower
Yeah, but then run over to me I open this up put the switch we run inside put the power thing in and then I think we're done right
yeah yeah so we'll go inside a green there's gonna be mobs in there so
careful
I'll put this in here
Go over the blue I'd stay hang out in green for a second
Okay, well, they're supposed to stay inside it's okay to be done, but we still suffering uses
All righty so this is the switch we activate and then we swipe card and I
think we're done right Chad am I missing anything pretty sure that's how it's done
are you outside blue yeah I must have a little
All righty, let me open this take red
Yeah run on over to the red door
And then let me know when you're there I'll flip this switch you plug in red and we're done
I'm flipping it. Wait a second, wait a second.
Alright, you ready? What the hell? I flipped it, but it's not turned on.
I'm flipping it. Okay, coming over. Careful, there's going to be heavies.
There's no heavies. There's no crates either.
Wait, what? Yeah, there's no crates.
There's no way someone did it as we were running over here
No way that just disappeared and we didn't check the map fuck me man
Well, RIP have to read RIP have to read
bro
That's crazy, though. Okay
My bad. I should checked. I can't believe that that's terrible timing. Holy shit. I'm fucking dude
I'm coming over right now.
I think that's probably who did it.
Oh my god. What the hell?
What the fuck? There's a lot of those guys down there.
There's a lot of other apples.
There are two or one in there.
There's only one in that heli.
I'm going to park down here, come back in for a landing.
sweater okay I'll check it
that's good all right let me see
new friends watch a clip of hutch not
back me up because he has new friends
with high view counts as wild brode has
no idea the context clearly and
Procedure try me to try to throw me under the bus if you're just out and about and getting a firefight kill
Someone accidentally is gonna happen bro has full armor tier 3 a k on day one 70 kills lots of accidents happening
He was shooting anything that moved I
Mean that's okay. All right sounds good job. That's good, man
Sounds good
sounds good okay I mean boys I this and man I'm not gonna sit here and talk
shit to Judd I'm gonna be honest with you I haven't even seen Judd in the last
however many months my man's working a real job doing this thing nowadays he
came back joined the server that he hasn't been a part of and on the second
he was in the server he reports somebody listen man like I got no hate no hate
towards Judd but you cannot join you cannot walk into a party that was made
or whatever and you're the last person in that party and go this is how
everything's supposed to happen you just can't do that you can't eat like
that's just not how shit works and I don't think we take something that's
That's good and fun and everybody's enjoying and we change it because Judd doesn't like
something.
Like, you just can't do that.
This is no hate towards Judd.
It could have been anybody.
Literally anybody.
And the viewer count thing, I mean, listen man, this shit, people have been saying this
my entire career, I don't give a fuck.
You've been watching me long enough, you know I'm always gonna have my boys' backs
whenever anything goes down.
i've had judge back a hundred fucking times
is in his feelings about me disagreeing with how he's going about things
i mean sure man that's fine
that's fine
sounds good man you're not gonna hurt my feelings it's okay
it's alright
so what happened was it just me the area bitchin about you don't know what
happened
i mean brother you you can you can say that man and that's completely fine
but you know me and we've been friends for a long time
like even if i don't know what's happening i give a bad take
you pulling your accounts into it is just fucking retarded
barrel how many arguments have we been in with like some enter whatever i have
had your back over other people a hundred times
like taking that statement to back up your other statement
i could be wrong
and if i am wrong and then it is what it is not apologize
but the the second
I got your attention and it worked.
Amen, you got me, brother.
You got me.
You win, big dog.
Sounds good, man.
Sounds good.
I'd also like to point out, in that exact same day,
I called not I didn't call out but I disagreed completely with what peanut and those and my entire team did against the raid against folksy and
Got shit for going against what they said. I'd also like to point that out
Ruin and friendships now I meant listen dude
me and me and Judd's been through a lot bro one statement of him making isn't
gonna ruin our friendship do I agree with what he just said no
Does it hurt my feelings a little bit? Sure. Who cares? It's all good, man. It's all good.
Coco, what's the next, what are we doing next? We could go and smack an oil, I mean, smalls
up, I don't know if it's worth it. Or we could, I mean, there's two people inside
to this area right now. I think they're trying to hit blue.
It's open right now. It's just a large. Okay, you want to try to do a small?
Yeah, let's go. Let's do a small.
I've already said my peace big dog.
I'm not going to argue.
I don't want to talk shit to you in front of fucking 20,000 people.
It's just I don't want to do it.
I respect you enough not to do it.
I disagree completely with what you said and how you went about things.
I don't think you'll walk into a server you haven't been a part of and report someone
on day two.
I just don't agree with that.
If you can understand that, that's fine, man.
It's all good.
I apologize if I said anything that offended you, man.
We can talk about it off stream. I don't wanna I don't want to go at it right now with you, man
You're right. I'm wrong. There you go
You're best yeah, I'm on the roof right now ready
Only got 92 low grade though, so we might need more
Oh my bad, I'm gonna go put the- sorry, I'm gonna put the nuts on this side, I'll
die.
uh we should take this go to the big base oh wait no you have low grade let me
grab did you grab low grade or no oh yeah oh you did okay let's go sorry
enough for you what a fun night you can fly fly
Oh, you're all good, Jed, no worries, man.
Same things when you're heated, I get it.
You're good.
They're in autumn.
Yeah, I'm down.
Yeah, I'm down.
Yeah, yeah
Welcome
Directly in front of us in the open they were
All right, I'm blue and green on me just so you know
chat I'm not gonna listen boys it's one thing if me and Judd you have an
argument it's another thing if you guys give him shit okay I'm not gonna deal
with that judge the homie just just like a brother to me
oh yeah there's a shit ton of them what's behind me and has he I said we fight
hill they're gonna push us you're fucked holding you I'm holding you I'm
you're gonna get arrested yeah under your left hit that guy dog one's
pushing up on hill
hey kid I'm not gonna dead
shit it's a full eight man is it he dead damn right okay holy shit there's a
lot of them fuckers I'm going back yeah I have no bag I'm at the river from
far. I can bet you're bad. Hold on.
Is it eight roaming? Yeah, that was an 18. That was an eight man. Oh my god.
you're better than I'm gonna bet myself you guys at a instant spawn might be like
I'm sure I think we man I wish I could shoot a gun to like you see the gun there I think
we could have won I'm on 60 second 60 second spot we just need bro I need more presence
in the morning man I really need more presence in the morning that's my only
issue
like very very very badly
like I don't care how good I am I'm not a rush pro I'm not gonna be able to
to 1v8 or 2v8 with Coco when he has a bow it's just man
She'll be difficult
You're still here
Yeah, all right a 30 seconds on the back primer
Yeah, they're still here
It's only four I mean again four four guns versus a bow and an AK is pretty difficult
For four of them right now in front of me
If I had one other gun with me, I think we'd be fine
even if Coco even if it was just me and another guy with a gun we'd be fine but
me and Coco with Coco with a bow it's gonna be very hard like these aren't like
slouch gamers they're as good if not better than me every single one of them so
it's very very difficult. I'm here.
What are they live? They're bases in the snow they live near myth in them I
believe so they're roaming right now trade 24k no he's with myth trade is with
myth I'll know if myth was with that group but right now like this second but
that's miss team yeah
where you going you are I said no meds I got has he Tommy I'm good I just got
the walls no no walls any walls meds thank you all right I'm good
they're gonna be far unless they're like actively laying bags down which I don't
think they are they're gonna be far away
fucking shit these motherfuckers
We'll gun you guys.
Oh, Tommy.
Hey, Sam.
That's where they live.
Right in front of me.
me south we're at close or far like 80 meters south south like 190 okay
we up on that hill oh they should be in front of us right now they see us
I'm playing wall. Where's the opening right here? There they go. Is the opening close to
I jumped over the wall, yeah I'm coming, all the fucking wires, what the hell?
turned and ran back to them they're gonna have nods at nods on my body
oh wait that's still back there
starting the zombies he's found the zombies yeah I'm gonna play a skill you
don't do the wall jump over yeah I did with you last time I can do it again okay
he's gonna be right in front of us what over here you don't get old yeah
this is the front of me
oh my god I just got fucked
I don't have a bed anymore
oh shit
I
K ones I didn't miss a shot
Go back welcome. I'm gonna give you a bed back
No, I'll give you that one back in place or something. Yeah, I am I am thank your bed
I'm gonna pull you get up for this shit now. I'm gonna help these
knowing Trey and how he is he they're gonna come and rate us if they find out
that we live here like right the second yeah I'm just letting you know just let
you know big meds over there okay six hundred minutes on the truth we bring
back
I'm making 50 meds, but someone's bringing excavator.
You should count it.
It's spot over here.
Get a full kit.
All right.
I'm canceling craft and I'll have one kill.
probably that five man that was shooting on us the big case yeah yeah there's a
locker kit for you I'm gonna get MDGs for us we're gonna pull off some pike
shit so it's fucking do it I have a bed bright axe committed to here we go hutch
we're finally playing together let's do it like a week we're always doing some
shit man it's together so nice I got a kid yeah I got a kid I got a kid
I got meds, I got six walls, that's perfect, but I'm gonna get us to MVGs right now brother.
Cool, I can actually help you as well, alright, let me show you how to get down, okay, here
So you go behind you, give you MVG's here, like this, put this on, okay check this out.
So you spot it at the bed, go down here, this one is basically awesome, go down here,
go downstairs every time, open this door, I mean, come on here, so you went down from
this to the bedroom, above us, run right here, boom, water hatch, fire escape, fire
escape come on down come on down up boom and you're outside look at that beautiful
okay cool I can't wait to get rated that's the first thing they go through
I'm not gonna know, I wasn't sanity dude, but you got a, this base is incredible.
Fuck yeah.
Oh my god.
Ah, you took a shot and they know we're going now.
Yeah, well I don't have much choice, I didn't want you to die.
Oh I'm gonna die, let's go, let's do this shit.
Shots all spamming that I left the big door open.
Should be okay.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
As you do? As you do?
They might have stopped running it.
It's behind us.
I don't know if you know this, but you have a flamer on your back that might give you away.
They just stopped running it.
Yeah, man.
Here, Mini.
That's them probably above us.
Don't shoot yet.
The flight's so slow.
Look at them.
It's that alley?
There's no way that's alley, right?
There's like fucking loads of people outside.
Yeah, I see him. I see him. I see him.
I'm getting closer. Let me get closer.
Or you can get so many kills right here.
I know.
Well, there's three of them.
Yeah.
Come on.
Yeah.
You missed everything.
I'm down.
Okay.
I missed everything.
I stopped, bro. I'm terrible.
I'm absolutely terrible.
I'm really bad. I'm really fucking bad really. I'm really bad. I'm really bad. I'm really bad
I'm really bad
I'm really bad. I choked so hard, bro. I choked so hard. I choked so hard. No!
Bro, don't watch- don't watch what I just did. Don't watch what I just did, but don't watch what I just did.
That was that was as bad as it gets and I don't got
I ain't got nothing to say about it to be honest with you what just happened is as bad as it gets
I was doing good Coco you gotta believe me that first fight I did pretty good
That right there
No, no, no, you don't want to see the clip
No, you don't want to see the clip you don't want to see the
You don't want to see that. Hey, do you you don't need to see it
I thought I killed him. I hit him a solid three time four times.
Yeah. Cocoa was my best, you know, we all make mistakes.
Hannah Montana once sung a song. Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has some stays.
You know what I'm talking about every. One Hannah Montana do. Listen, Cocoa, everybody,
You know chat you telling me you ain't never with shots. You telling me you perfect
Ain't nobody perfect in here ain't none of y'all Jesus, okay
It happens it happens
Okay, are you watching oh Jesus
Why'd you call that you knocked if you didn't knock them
I
Bad is it one out of ten be honest like honestly the whiff wasn't bad
Okay, I'll take that I'll take you see why I whiffed though it was just bad timing. It was bad timing cocoa
It was bad timing cocoa you gotta believe me right when I shot he moved
He had a six
He had a sixth sense
He's having motherfuckers Jackie Chan
Gotta believe me Coco you gotta believe me the video doesn't tell the whole story, you know
Coco
Coco
Yeah, yeah, man. I'm kidding. Oh, what's up? All right?
Tell me you love me. I love you, bro. All right. All right. Let's go back. Let's go back
I'm just a warm-up. I'm warming up. It's still early. Honestly, it might have been my wife's fault
She texted me distracted me. I mean who else is there to blame? She was texting me man. What am I supposed to do?
I don't block her number at this point to be honest. What do you mean? What did I do? I do nothing
I'm just being honest
Okay, so I fill up your locker kids
How many kids did you lose today?
Two kids.
Don't take from other people's lockers, okay?
No, I would never do that.
Okay, they're gonna take an alley.
We're gonna fight them again, okay?
Here we go.
Lock in.
I need walls.
I forgot walls, Coco.
I forgot walls.
Right there in your locker, kid, man.
It's right there.
I set it all up.
That's why it's what I do.
I got him.
Don't worry about that.
I'm lost.
Where's that ladder hatch?
Let's do this shit question mark this in the chat too dude are we sure they didn't question mark you
Do you think it was me for sure?
Coco if I miss another another bullet as another singular bullet, I'll send you a picture of my bare ass
Okay, I won't miss another bullet. I don't want to see that I'll send you a picture of my bare ass
I want to see it. I want to see it, man.
Well, you gotta have to.
Yo, they're gonna raid, I think they're gonna raid Owie.
I don't know what they're doing there. Like, were they upgrading something?
They were. They built a raid base.
Oh, shit. They're gonna raid Owie.
Where were we?
It's that shit little fucking thing, dude. It's right there.
Yeah, to the right.
I appreciate this, the good team, too.
Boko, you're about to see some shots you've never seen before. Strap in, but I'm locked.
I might have just saw one on the roof, and I think I'm dead here soon. Right outside. Right side.
Why are you mad investing that? Why are you mad investing that?
Do I shoot this guy?
He's on the roof. You're right. What kind of, uh, you got an AK?
I got an AK.
Let's catch up. Let's catch up.
We're gonna door camp him.
Fuck yeah, we are
We're gonna fuck them. I ain't missing another shot. Watch this
Let's see pieces roof. Oh much takes my life
Come on, bro. What's up? Why you looking at me? We got this bro. We got this stop looking at me
Oh, you're gonna fucking kill me. I'm gonna die of a heart attack. He
Walk in bro. Stop you're gonna okay. You want me to get off? I will go. No, no, no
I miss I missed everything I missed everything I missed everything bro lock in lock in bro lock in this ain't good
We really need to lock in
Yeah, I'm holding it I'm holding it I can't put a wall
You're not paying, Case.
You get done.
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you, man?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you, man?
Get out.
Get out of this room right now.
What?
I'm taking your fucking mini-fridge away.
If you take that mini-fridge away,
that mini fridge away I'll burn this motherfucker to the ground you don't touch my mini fridge
no I'm taking your fucking mini fridge away it's fucking I'm taking it back up you ain't taking
my mini fridge that's too far and you know it I'm taking your fucking mini fridge I don't
get a fuck everybody makes mistakes Coco touch touch touch it's mine no no no no back up
back up no you motherfucker you'll get this fucking mini fridge back up what the hell's wrong with you
I'm gonna run away. I'm gonna run away. I'm gonna run away. I'm gonna run away. You want to do this shit? I'll run away.
No, I'll for it. I'll for it. I'll eat. I'll eat. I will catch squirrels and I will forage
fucking team up and they'll fucking beat your ass. Jesus Christ, why do you keep asking the shots?
I'll work you a professional high three. Where's your composure?
I get scared. I get nervous. I'm gonna miss the opportunity.
You're a six foot eight man. What are you scared of?
Spiders and large bears.
You are bigger than 99.99% of humans. What could you possibly be fucking scared of?
There's nothing out there, bro. There's nothing out there for you.
You left out the street, people avoid you. What are you scared of?
Listen, hand another kid over. Do that one more time.
Okay. All right. All right. It's no one's fault.
Okay. It's nobody's fault. Let's not point any fingers here.
It's nobody's fault. We need to work on this together.
So we both made some mistakes.
You know what I mean?
And we both made some mistakes.
Me killing you three times.
You...
I don't really got nothing that you've done wrong,
but we both made some mistakes.
Now let's walk in.
We took a helicopter outside our base.
We need to win this.
Yeah, yeah we do.
Should I get an L9 snipe from the roof?
No, we gotta go on ground.
go on ground that's I was gonna suggest that let's go ahead and lock in go and
lock in I have I will grab that I have sadly ran out of bullets in here let me
go ahead and grab some more awesome dude I stacked it up with like 15 stack
where the bullets go where the bullets go
I'm gonna fucking lose my fucking mind with you with me what did I do I do
nothing I'm giving you my heart coach I'm giving you my heart we get their body
this that's what I'm saying so I'm suggesting don't rush don't rush let me
Let me warm up! Let me warm up!
I'm ready!
I was warming up!
Come here! Come here!
Let's go!
Come on!
Come on!
Let's do this shit. Let's do this shit.
Should I just take what he... I'm taking what he shit with me.
It is what it is. Let's go!
Lock in!
Locked in locked in
I'm so locked in
You're right in front of me. I'm in front of you heard yes chef. No, I don't have a sniper
Why don't you bring the online we don't have an online I made it up
We do
All right, whatever walk in we walk in I
See a white guy 190 190 lighting
He's fine. Oh shit. I'm gonna push up. They're gonna have to get the hell. We right. Yeah. Yeah. Okay
Why are we expose ourselves and then fight do a hundred meter fight when we're outnumbered?
We need to wait for him
We need to play for the hell when they get close then you expand okay?
You constrict and you expand you want to stay hidden until the point of contact and you want to explode all over them all right?
Explosive aggression
Okay, he's pushing up. He's 170. You're gonna peek and you're gonna triple him aim at him first slow as fast
You're gonna look at me or you're gonna fucking do it
Staying like a butterfly fly like a bee. All right. Here we go
Locked in you let me know when to peak
They already have a wall they know our plan I
Repeat they already have a wall all right. You're gonna fight them. I'm scared coach
They're seven feet tall they throw a hundred coach
My shoot
Swing back!
Swing angle!
He top, give up the angle coach.
I haven't hit him yet, but he's scared for sure.
Have you hit him? Have you hit him?
Not yet.
Heal me up.
Re-picking.
They shot me in the face.
Stop peeking the same angle.
Yeah, picking different angle coach
Not too sure but it felt good and I think we are we are getting better wait chat said I killed one
I killed one coach!
I killed him.
I killed him.
Assist are worth something.
You know what?
Give me a second coach.
Can I have a moment?
Can I have can I have a moment? Yeah. Yeah, okay
No, I just
Coach I just got to go in the locker room for a second. Just give me one moment. I'll be right back
I'll be right back coach
Where you going? Don't worry about it. I'll be right back. I'm just gonna go get some Gatorade
It's been a long time, my friend.
I don't know what he's doing.
Yeah, yeah, I got I got your poor card for that.
Would you like to see it?
I graded your I graded your I must start grading you guys now.
We're here.
Coach, I want you to know you're about to get the most locked in version of me.
You've ever seen now.
I know we haven't played many games.
you've ever seen. Now I know we haven't played many games together. Coach I am able to lock in with
superpowers. Oh. I think that. I guess privacy please. Yeah.
Did you read it?
He's scared, doesn't he, then he kills me.
Yeah, yeah, I read it.
All right, let's talk about it.
What do you think?
Coach, I'm going to say this again.
I don't I'm not trying to push blame I take responsibility, but you got to listen to me
Gotta listen to me my my coffee this morning was a little cold the water
I got on my desk not as cold as usual. Okay, so we're already we're wrong on both occasions coffee not hot enough water
Not cold enough, okay?
And there's only one person to blame for this whole thing. Yeah
that is my wife and and trust me but one second one second yeah give me a second
wait coach give me what one second
just a second here I want you to know because of what you did to me today I
am getting yelled at by my coach and I may potentially get kicked off of my
19 thanks sent that audio message to my wife okay so hear me out you know your
room's gonna look just like this when she kicks your bitch ass out it's gonna
look just like this is gonna look excited you're gonna have no mini fridge like
this will look like your room listen let's let's get back on topic okay yes
You need to have composure when you're aiming, like from the clip, I can tell, listen, you're
so scared, if you're scared to die, you're scared to kill, okay?
You're so scared and concerned about your life that you can go to bed.
It's the 4.7% coach, I've lost some confidence, I've lost some confidence to everybody that's
jigg, everybody joking around, but oh, big hutch here, he got feelings too, coach.
He got feelings too, all right?
Yeah, I've struck out the last night at Beth's.
Okay, I get it, I've made some mistakes in my life.
Coach, I got 12,000 people over here,
dogging my shit out.
How am I supposed to focus?
The whole, all the fans are booing.
Hey, I haven't heard one hip hip hooray.
I haven't heard one of them.
I'm getting nothing but negative.
Nothing, people stopped asking me
for my signature on my cards, coach.
I don't even want to stay with one,
taking pictures with me.
The kids are running away.
I don't want a picture with him.
It was a 12th round and you got your ass beat for the full 12 rounds.
The whole 12!
The whole 12!
I've just been beating the shit out of.
I got a strong chin but it doesn't matter when you get beat like Patty Pimplet.
Wait, hold on.
You lost...
You lost everyone else's chin in your room.
I
I you you took from all the people's walk bro. You are unbelievable. You are not real
You are actually not real. You are not a real human being
So what's the next step
You took you took peanuts fucking kids and then you took bro you took Rogan peanut shit, too. There's nothing
I spent the entire night kidding these up.
Can I say something?
What?
Can I say something?
Dude, I'm going to burn your sign down.
Don't do that.
I'm going to burn that.
This is my favorite sign ever made.
Don't burn this.
I'm going to burn this room down.
No, no, no, no, no.
Let me.
Can I explain?
Can I explain?
Can I speak?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was under the idea and the assumption that this whole thing was my room.
I didn't know that this was their room's- I didn't know I had roommates.
So, whose beds are those then?
To be honest, I just thought you gave me a lot of room in here.
I thought you gave me a lot of places to sleep.
You know I sleep on a California king?
Yeah, so do I, but I don't have three fucking beds, Hodge.
Okay, fuck, all right.
Big guy, coach.
One more can't, one more can't, come here, come on.
Okay.
One more can't, if you fuck this up,
like you're gonna-
I say we'll wait another 10 minutes.
10 more minutes.
10 minutes for what?
Oh.
10 more minutes.
Yeah, 10 minutes, okay.
10 more minutes.
Okay, would you like to hop on a aim train server?
Right now with you?
Yes.
dude that's actually electric yes i would
okay i could call you okay okay let's go coach
today we become men
it's called us holly's
it's undermoded
how do i how do i leave the server coach is it just disconnect
Yeah, it's just disconnect.
All right, we'll go to the fucking batting cages, okay?
Yes, coach.
Where's your swing?
Yes, coach.
Is it under modded?
You said what's the name of it?
US Hollies.
2X monthly vanilla no BP wipes.
It's called US Hollies' Aim Train, face checks 1v1.
Uh.
U.S. Hellies aim train face checks 1v1 speargun Hellies. Yes. Yes. Yep
Connecting coach. Okay. Joy coconut bees were
I'm in coach. All right, go ahead. Call me to these rooms. It's in the bottom.
I
Did join a room and it was like I don't see you
I see you coach. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. Here we go
Yeah, it's where you start all right here we go
I listen what you got
What are you doing I forgot to shoot coach I'm ready now
I
Ran out of bullets give me a second there beat you my fucking gun
Up good oh
Oh shit!
Ah!
Fuck you!
You peeked too slow. That's too slow.
Oh, okay.
Okay, got it, got it, got it, got it.
This ain't Tarkov. You gotta peek faster.
Maybe this is how we should practice.
We both stand here, back to back.
Three...
I'll take that kill.
Good.
Good.
Good, good.
Good, good.
Good.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nice
Oh, do you have hurt punch on?
Yes
Oh my god
Yes coach
You know, I press escape
Uh, press image effects and turn off hurt flash
Put hurt flash on off
It's off coach
Alright, let's see
Shit
Keep passing it in the head
There you go, good
What happened to me? I think I died
Yeah, no longer my camera's no longer dancing
You got the high ground Anakin
I'll go back to AK. Yeah, let's keep going till AK.
Here we go, face checks right here. This is close range. Don't, don't crouch.
Standing spray this, because I think when you crouch, you're square with your opponent.
When you crouch, you're actually the most vulnerable to get a headshot.
Chat, Chat's saying something about my FOB being too low, or high, low.
Press escape, press game play and turn your field of view to 90.
Oh wow.
Okay.
Alright, so what I like to do is, if you crowd, the thing about crowd speaking, is when you do like this, you're so slow.
It lowers your movement speed.
And look up where I look.
Yeah.
What I like to do is, I like to standing spray from like anywhere from 5 to 15 meters.
I only crouch when it's like 25 and up.
So try to standing spray
Grammatically pull down your cursor and try to aim where my head's gonna be not where it is, but where it's gonna be try
Go
See that then you move while you're doing it to
Now you're a moving target
Yes
Same with like any gun
There you go, yeah. Missed a couple times there, Coach.
Composer. Composer. Composer. Good case, that was good.
You're bitching me out. Why are you bitching me out? There you go.
Stuck in a box, Coach. Good.
I like the movement there, but the aim wasn't there.
Hey, no composers, no composers.
Shit.
Right here. Headshots only, standing spray, go.
What the fuck was that? Are you trying?
What the fucking shit was that?
Again!
I get
Good man, I'm a demon with a pistol not the MP5
Yeah, you hesitate before you do it. Yeah, yeah
Don't hesitate you're gonna die it you're gonna die got it
Good oh shit
I don't know
Huh
You wanna know your DPI?
How do you not know your DPI?
You play games for a living.
How do you not... you're not real.
0.7 on the mouse coach.
No, that's not DPI. Bro, bro, bro. You're not real. There's no way, man.
Gav, what's my DPI?
800 coach. Okay, 800. Okay. What's your, you're typing F1. What's your sense? Just type a
sense in F1. I'm sure. Input sensitivity. What is it?
0.68 coach. Okay. Now, type in
ADS. What's your input ADS
sensitivity? 0.72 coach. Okay.
What was your 8 cents? Regular
cents again? 0.68 coach.
Oh. Let's put your regular
cents to 0.70. So, put your
was that again? Uh, just F1 and sense. Alright, what are we thinking? What's it at right
now? 68. Let's put it to 0.70. Alright. And then the ADS? What's your ADS? 72. Let's
put it to 0.7 got it all right now when you right quick that lowered your a I
might have put it in there I think I put it in the wrong way I feel I put it I
definitely put it in the wrong way you ready no no I put the wrong one in
What would we say again good coach I got stuck on a rock there no one doesn't count
How the fuck do you control this AK standing up, my god!
it's fine it's just dude I can't control the
The AK, to be honest.
You're not using laser apparently.
No, I haven't been.
Okay, so when you have laser, press F.
Got it.
That's a lot better.
Jesus.
Done.
The boat is on the way.
Good.
That's right.
That's not good, yeah.
This is a crouch spray. Let's see your crouch. Let's go.
That was good.
See, it's not good.
Good, you're aiming.
Good headshot.
Yeah, good, good, good.
You can do the better.
Shit.
I wonder they don't give you a gun.
Oh my god.
I forgot to shoot.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright.
Close.
That's a window.
Come in.
Come in.
That's a window.
You can't shoot.
Shit.
Shit.
Sanding's brothers.
Yeah, see ya.
There you go.
shit
standing for this
yeah see ya there you go
this is bold
shit
this is face check
good
head shots
there you go
yeah
too slow
too slow
shit
shit
That was a bad peek. You hesitated.
As soon as you think you should shoot, you should never peek and not shoot.
Shit.
Here, peek and shoot.
Good.
Where's the bomb, man?
Shit.
Okay, here we go. Headshot.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
You don't have the full body commit to you do this look
You can pump fake one pump fake like
Okay, I was it rhythm switches, you understand rhythm switches. Yep
You do different things get creative with it use footwork
Put your laser on you know, so check it out plus up
Yeah, I saw the I see the laser. Yep
But the thing is it reveals your position
So you want to turn your laser on that's the point of contact is like let's say I'm here
You know, I'm here because my laser you're not peeking peek away
Peek away
See my laser so I turned it off and then at the point of peeking I turn around to kill you got it
Yeah, especially at night
All right, you ready ready. Let's do this. Oh
That was terrible like I said jiggle you don't want a full body exposed because you're never really ever doing a 1v1
are you? It's gonna be like a 1vx. So, you don't want to commit your entire body for one kill.
You want to stay between behind cover. At the point of contact, you want to explode, but
you want to explode fast. I need a Diet Coke, Coach. I need a Diet Coke. Get a Diet Coke.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I got some snacks coach. I got some snacks. I got a diet coke
snack break
It's only good. You know you got to keep when you're training you got a coach. You got to keep
Gotta keep calorie count up because if you're hungry, you ain't thinking straight
They say what you got to eat what you got to eat. I got a banana and
Some cheese
Open up your graphics for me
Gotta make sure
Calories up
Hello, hey, I'm not liking that. I'm like I'm tuning into you guys being on aim trainer
I'm planning hutch man. He's lost like five AK's
Holy fuck and seductively eating bananas and shed hutch to you. You doing that too?
Hey, hey, bro
There's a go man
It's not it's not going good
It's not going good. All right. I'm here to help
But I'm eating a banana get my calorie count up
So that I can continue to train
I was your night last night.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Yeah?
Feeling good?
Feeling good.
Feeling great.
I'm feeling pretty good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm getting some blessings right now.
Sorry.
I also sent a voice message to my wife.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
The voice message to my wife, I just got a response, reads,
what the hell are you even talking about?
Laughing face.
It's going pretty good over here.
Let me open up my other snacks, one moment.
Motherfucker.
Coco, how's my training going?
One out of 10, be honest.
Would you have me in your foxhole?
Is that good day
Well, what does this game and go to image effects for me?
Fine
Okay, you hurt flash off
Here, let me I'm gonna watch that start off and turn high quality bloom off. What'd you say?
Turn lens dirt off
Okay, well how much RAM do you have?
Dad how much RAM do I have?
64
Okay, go to go to the bottom one. I can't see it because they're wet that you're in though
You're in the way of it. You can't see it
That DC is gonna get you ready by the way
Yeah, go to go to graphics
You're fucking covering up the entire fucking menu screen man
How big is your chair? You don't have to do that. You don't gotta do that. You know just go down
It's the left one not the
You don't gotta do
Where is it boss?
i'd have to go down
scroll down
what happened
spot without the way man
the scroll down what you're not covering the i just need to see the middle one
i don't know
all my god
man all your shirts like mhm
turn up the max like
this dude's playing on fucking like what are you doing Max?
Alright, turn your stand to medium quality.
What?
Turn to medium.
It's one?
The shadow quality to medium.
The top one.
Now have everything except a half particle quality at a hundred
What what turned out to have
You don't got it you don't got a scroll you can just click the middle and oh
Are you trying to piss me off
What the fuck is the what are you doing?
My god, what's it all right, I'll scroll up fucking finicky coach all right
Okay. Turn your, uh, parallax mapping to zero.
That one! Your parallax mapping to zero.
Okay, turn your enthrite,
tropic filtering level to zero.
Yup, now disable your anti-tropic filtering mode,
disable that.
Yup, okay.
Now, put your grottoises like 1500.
Turn your water reflections to zero and your water quality to zero.
You don't got to make like 1500 exactly, you just like be around there.
Alright, now scroll up, here we go, here we go, okay, turn your volatil metric clouds
So well.
Huh?
It's at the bottom, the volumetric clouds.
Turn your soft particles off.
Turn your particle way out to four.
Turn your Maxwell straddle lights to one
Turn your pixel white count is zero give a NVIDIA graphics card
Gav
What I got a g-force
Okay, turn your NVIDIA reflex mode on plus boost
Yeah, there you go
Put your shader level to like two
Okay, cool, let's go to your screen
On your left side.
OK, let's go to your game play.
Up left.
OK, hard punch. Turn that off.
See what it says? Hard punch.
Okay, cool. Go lower. On censorship. Okay, honestly with nudity, like I like doing underwear
instead of like pixelated. Like the pixelated kind of fucks with your eyes. It's like too
much stimuli. I like the underwear. Let's see here. Rich President, Steve McNamee,
Tim Moore. Go to physics, let's do physics. Turn max, give to zero. Where's that?
Yeah, there you go. Alright, cool. Now, cool.
Alright, now go to Experimental at the very bottom of the left side.
Alright, here we go, oh wow, okay, try and contact shadows off, and bring your GC Buffer
lower and bring it back to 4096 and bring it back up. There we go. Now press F1. What's
your sensitivity? All right. Let's do ADS. Let's do ADS.68. Just type in ADS and then
go to the input sensitivity to 0.68.
Yup, 0.68.
There we go, all right.
Let's try the server, let's try the game now.
I feel like a changed man.
I got snacks, I got a Diet Coke, I got a banana.
I feel like I'm good at this game or no.
Say what's your, you feel like,
like you feel like a punch or check it out.
You feel that?
Ooh!
You feel like, ooh!
You feel that?
Woo!
Woo!
Feeling dangerous, coach!
Feeling dangerous!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Go ahead and kill me, coach.
I'm missing with the bow.
I'm an AK guy now.
I've graduated.
of
the
of the
of the
of
I'll do it first escape figure out your crosshair here um screen
Okay, go to user interface, and then your crosshair.
Let's do um
In a sec I
Can't wait till I start killing everybody and I'm gonna have my YouTube editor
Make a tick tock and start from the bomb now
We're here and it's just gonna be me start from the bottom a whole team fucking here start from the bottom
I'm just
You know what I mean sorry what coach
Here we go, let's try this ready wait, there's no cross there. Yeah
You have a cross over your ADS
Wait cross
good headshot see okay you actually
shiples
good
how's that feel? good good coach good coach
did you give him a crosshair x crosshair or why did you give him a crosshair?
He doesn't have anything for a crosshair. I mean he has like aim down sight, like iron sight, and he has a crosshair.
I don't need a crosshair.
He doesn't have anything on the screen for like, um, it's on ADS.
Maybe I need a crosshair, coach.
Shit.
What are you doing? What was that? What the hell? Sorry, boss. I kind of got overconfident,
I'm chillin'
Nice
Here we go
You were hitting the doggy!
I like that, that's good
I'm out of bullets
I'm me mugging you though
I can't see nothing with this stupid crosshair.
Shit balls.
Shit.
Shit balls.
Shit balls.
Shit balls.
Shit
Jesus
Fuck
Sorry about that coach
Jesus
You look like you just like press D and you're just leading people.
Press D and then what?
Like when you peek you're like this is what you're doing, this is what you look like.
Look at me.
Oh okay.
What am I supposed to be looking like?
Like you just go like this.
And it's like really easy to double you just swinging the corner.
Well in my defense, every game that I have ever played is pretty much swing that
bitch and go CS go talk off you know yeah but you could swing in so many
different ways like this like like this is like the slowest peak you can do you
could like break the you could run for break the ankle and shoot like this like
like that you could jiggle you get like pump fake it where you're like all
looking at them to track their heads you like press space press w like oh like
one pump thing you could do you do like a jump peek try some of those things
all right well what do you think about this one we think about this way watch
this watch this
I'm gonna get off sorry coach all right
I'm like that, I'm like that, uh, uh, whoop!
Cause the thing is, I'm gonna show you something, if you're like this, it's like boxing, in
boxing this is like the most hitable hit box I'm gonna have because I'm square with
you.
So when I'm fighting people, I never really look at them like this, I look at them like
this.
I'm facing, by doing this, I'm minimizing my hitbox by 50%.
And I'm also, I have full visibility of you.
It's a lot harder to do than I usually do.
You use alt-look to look.
So like, I always like, when I push,
I never push like this.
This is like, I'm super square.
When I push, I'll look this way.
If my opponent is where you are,
I will literally look at this and I'll push like this.
So I'm doing, I'm alt-looking to keep track of you
while I'm like straightening.
by doing this on a lot harder to hit
okay okay okay
okay
heard chef
i was training both
I was good.
Jesus!
A bow's for the bow's right for the head.
Whoa!
It doesn't matter if you die here.
You don't have to rush to me.
Here we go.
Yeah nice!
Nice, yeah.
Okay, big.
Wait, if you're going to explode, you're going to be fucking out shooting.
I was going for headaches not worth ever going for headaches in that situation
absolutely go for a headache but you know what I you're waiting too long got it
holy shit
I
Remember
They got hit fire on that one
Especially if I'm not close and you know where I am I guess there's no point because you're just gonna get
Yes, yeah, that was good shit that was good shit
You oughta be like a ghost, you know what I mean?
Got it, bird!
Like, when you like, when you expose yourself, like, not only are you exposing your body
and taking damage, but you're also revealing your position to the enemy team.
When you strike, you want to strike and get out.
I can't believe this is possible.
He can be ready for a new fight.
Crap!
Yep, yep, yep.
Shitballs.
Okay, here we go.
shit balls okay we go fuck I like that I like that movement that's nice I would
died there so if I'm shooting if I'm I should just keep on blasting time behind
that peak is why I'm getting out here
Hey, headshots here.
That's fucking you.
See what I mean?
As soon as you peek, like, you want to just go.
Got it.
Like, you know what I mean?
Heard chef!
Heard chef!
Heard chef!
Fucking hard chef!
Come on!
Oh, shit.
Oh, there goes the confidence.
confidence. Here she goes.
Shit. Shit.
Composure.
Yep. Composure.
Head.
Head.
Like that, bro. It's the tight angles where you're like trying to hit the head and the
gun just yanks to the right or yanks to the left. That's the hardest peeks in the
game.
Those are the pieces that are gonna save your life
because most of the AK-5s are gonna be like...
You know it's wall-ass, right?
Yeah
Like face-tracks
Good
It's fucking bows
Oh shit
That's good, yeah, yeah
Here we go
Good you committed there you go
Shit
Shit you're not not committing. I'm never gonna win that fight
Fuck bro
I
Scratch I freaked out
That's fucking good
way too many jiggle peeks at it once max and if you don't like it is what it is
either you hate your shot or you don't but you don't want to jiggle like all
like that for free because you're gonna give me like two three shots for free and
then I'm just gonna key you you're gonna fight me with 50 HP and all I have to
do is headshot you once yeah you already saw me you don't need to go
and you have to shoot me
got it
I didn't fucking see you
you could use your water
I hate this gun
You ADS right there
You did
I'm gonna jump. I'm gonna jump you're gonna hold for the jump get back
You're gonna hold for the jump. We're gonna have to double view. Okay. All right
Imagine where my head's gonna be on this job. All right in the dimensions of my body
Yeah, yeah
This rock imagine my body jumping on you
Okay
I hate this one.
Nice.
There we go.
My head's gonna be at the top of the railing.
Too slow.
good
what do you do?
oh sorry I just I was locked in
okay check this out
so swap places with me
so what I like to do is people like to jump like
people like to jump until I get the visual right?
I like to do is I like to blade myself on jumping like that. Oh
But you're only gonna do it once if you do it multiple
If you see me if you jump and see me that's it
That's the information that you have if you do that again, and you're gonna get punished got it
You might so it's like like for example when I'm here
I'll jump and I'll spot you. I'm like, okay
My brain's doing the math of like where he is where I could track him. Where's that angle?
You're gonna go for
In the direction that I'm moving so if I'm if I'm jumping this way. I already know where he is
I'm pressing W key in space for to
Expedit my momentum and I'm peeking in the ground
Because I have the advantage here. I have peekers advantage
Got you. So I'm gonna try it like I'm gonna watch right here and do this what I'm doing
You jump and you all look over the wall
Yeah, I'm gonna watch
Do it go do it again. Keep doing it
Oh, that is so hard.
That's head warp?
That's what?
Type F1 and do head warp.
Head warp?
Head warp. Head warp. Quiet down head warp.
Let's do it a thousand.
Head warp.
And what are we doing?
Um, I'm 1000.
Okay.
I now try the old thing.
Let's see how it was.
We should snap back quick.
See how it snaps back?
Oh, oh, so I don't have to move.
I just no, no.
See that?
Yeah, there you go.
Now you look.
Yeah.
Oh, look at it.
Snap it.
There you go.
You got to get used to the movement.
Well, by doing that, you're you're getting it for me.
Oh, he's setting the crazy.
Okay, let's try it again. Hold an angle hold an angle. Let me do this and then let me swing
Okay, so what you're doing is you're jumping all looking see where I am and then swinging on it. Yeah
Are you ready ready? Oh
That's actually pretty nasty, I like that one I
Like down a lot
You do this with this rock too, I see how it's here, I just spotted you, now you're
dead.
Oh, I got it.
Do it, do it.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no.
I crouched, I crouched, I crouched.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
I crouched, I crouched, I crouched.
See, like, dad, this game recoil can suck my fucking dick.
I run two-died in wall.
Two-died in wall over there.
Out there, yeah, there you go.
Check it out.
Do the, do the peek.
There you go.
I'm gonna be here, do the peek, and then swing it to me.
I'm too far too far. Yeah, I fucked up
Yeah, it's nasty. Yeah, that is nasty
Try again go I'm gonna be full body exposing you saw me
Yes, sir, I'm a nasty wall there
Try walling. I'm gonna I'm gonna shoot it. You're gonna wall
Yeah, that's simple. You crouch right there.
Jump! No, no, no, no, no. You got the walls. There you go. You saw me.
You saw me.
I mean, you missed, but...
See how I saw you?
Yeah.
Right here. Do the jump.
Bro, fucked about.
Alright, I'm gonna... Look. I see you.
good wall 300 you saw me
Oh the aim
To this game
Okay
Yeah
go ahead he though yeah all right I think I'm feeling good I'm ready to go
back in the trenches coach I'm ready to go back in the trenches coach let's get
back in there clip I want to see a clip of you landing that jump peak and you
will coach you will you're gonna see some incredible game play going back
in the road give me an AK kid in a Diet Coke ready I got you the Diet Coke buddy I got
you the Diet Coke good good this is I feel bad for the other teams you know what I
mean like I I feel bad for what I'm about to do to this server and they're
gonna go oh that's what they ain't training and you know you gotta download
or something but in reality I'm just thumping their shit organic you know I'm
just clapping those cheeks
religiously let's find some fucking
suckers and start bro let's go let's go fuck bro we need you let's see what's
white let's go ready I might take my shirt off I don't know maybe
Great if you do it, I do it. Oh shit. I might do it. Oh
Baby, give me a kid on give me a kid on baby. I'm locked in all the settings the settings film Acula
Little bit of a I'm like getting some Mike. What is that motion blur?
Why did everyone start screaming no when I talked about taking my shirt off? What
happened? Oh is this just everything rendering in?
Whoop!
Whoop!
Whoop!
Dead!
Seven dead.
Grabbing AK kits.
Fourteen dead.
Grabbing AK kits.
Haven't missed a shot.
Grabbing AK kits.
You know what I mean?
That's what we're going to be saying all day.
All day the rest of the day killed nine
23 dead
Haven't missed a shot yet guys haven't missed a shot yet
hodge
You've got to take it easy on everybody
Hodge your your hip percentage is a hundred percent ah
No, I'm gonna keep fucking them up
You know
Shadow, you ready to be impressed?
Are you ready to be proud of your streamer?
Are you fucking ready?
I don't know if you're ready!
What I'm about to do to this server!
What the fuck are you talking about?
I don't need two stacks anymore.
I'm a different man than when I left, you know what I'm saying?
I don't need two stacks of ammo anymore, cause I'm not gonna miss.
I'm not gonna miss a damn shot.
I'm missing any- oh, I don't have any armor.
Shit.
Did I lose all the armor?
Fuck.
Alright boys, I'm getting word from somebody I just met in game.
He's informed me that Trey24k might live in the snow and that he's with a group of 5-7 people that have been running around with AKs and they gunned you out of a coffin.
Yeah, that's who's been murdering us.
He's given me word that they might be in the snow.
Yeah, they live in the snow. That's myth. He's on myth's team.
Oh, it's the first escape?
Yep.
They said maybe K5 or L3.
Or L5.
I mean, no way. Yeah. Yeah. Go to user interface. Go to your cross there. Turn crossfire on and front dynamic visibility off
Cool
Turn that dynamic visibility off much. Yep
This is just on all the time now
I think so you want it on all the time for
Great bar
cool
For your rock and roll boys ready to rock ready to roll
Confidence all time high all time
You trying to turn I think so
Oh, yeah, yeah, put a kid on shit
Someone might have lost all the kids in our room
What are you going to do man?
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
I'm ready to go.
I just don't shackle it.
Oh here we go.
Copy can.
Oh, yeah, we we got to win some fights boys someone lost all the kids
Yo Coco
Yeah, you know of any rooms that I have some pants. Oh, don't take don't take anything from the room
man you lost a room cat like now you got you're gonna have to farm for those kids back all right
house all right all right I get it I get it I get it I am gonna be a little cold out there
can I craft it myself do I have don't do I have to learn those things yeah you're
I'll learn some kids and I'll craft them all
So by the way, I didn't medigame that I just talked to somebody who you in game
told me they might live in the snow. Well, it doesn't matter because I already knew that anyway, so you're chillin
They killed me
Conversation with this guy in the game. They killed me and Barry over there yesterday like three times. So you're good
Are we going we're going team I'm going I'm going over the way back to you guys now to bring back
You from an air drop by the set
There's a base right there. We have a base right there. Oh, I'll give it all to her
We can get you a bed down there. Oh
Everyone's spamming dog. I might have just seen it. I might have just passed it. Is it north of Lazy Point?
Um, it's like northeast, but like there's auto turrets I have to off.
I think I actually know you're off.
You should be off.
Is it the Jinji base?
Yeah, I built Jinji of a brand new base.
Yeah, but is it the same spot?
No, it's like it's like top left M13 on the dirt road.
Yeah, okay, I just walked past it because I saw lasers and I was like, oh, I gotta
watch out this base has fucking turrets.
Shut up Chad, it's fine.
Chad you didn't just go through hours of training like oh my god it changed
It's fine. That's what I want. All right, please close it out. It's fine. That's what I want
You have a windmill on top of it. Yep, you got it style
The church's not shooting me so I'm fine, but
Cool
Cool
Thanks, yeah, you guys are pretty smart people
They're on but they didn't shoot me
No, none of them are shooting me
Yes
I must be
Yes, Hudge.
Don't you suck?
Listen, I didn't get where I am because I was good, okay?
I'm gonna be subpar, and you will laugh.
That is what I can promise from this stream.
That's pretty much it.
Did you play rust or brother?
I'm not kidding you man.
Whenever I played Rust, it was like eight years ago, and I was bad then too.
I just used Tommy.
It just ran around.
That's it.
Have I ever sweated Rust?
No.
Never been good at it.
No.
I've never been good at Rust.
Rust is just a...it's not a hard game, but it's hard.
It's so different than anything else.
It's like, when you go and play Tarkov, you know, at least for me, you can be good at whatever
game you come play Tarkov, you're gonna get your shit rocked for a while.
After a month or two you'll be okay, but you're gonna get your shit rocked till then.
Rust, I feel like it's very similar to that, where there's just brother some freaks in
this game.
It's a very difficult game for me.
The recoil is just so different than anything else.
That's just the Karate Kid just y'all wait.
Let him know son.
Let him know.
Let him know.
He is almost here.
He is going to rotate around.
On the way.
I am going to wait until daytime.
Okay.
I cannot see nothing.
Two and a half minutes until the fucking Sonsky comes out.
We shall be victors on this glorious day, I agree. Yes.
Yes, I agree.
I saw Fetus put up another Valak Palace.
They made the Taj Mahbals.
The Taj Mahbals.
Oh my god.
Honey, can you go for that?
Word to out-paste.
Oh my god.
Okay, bless.
Looking, coach.
Looking.
Hey, listen to me, guys.
You just have a word.
I lost an echo.
Oh, yeah, they might have nerfed the crates.
Might have all right great skidging eat wall
You know those guys have been bitching about create. I was like there while they were talking about the crates
And I hadn't seen anyone else are either I don't know because you was farming too hard
Yeah
I'm moving my monitor a little closer to my face as well, Jack.
I'm really locking the fuck in.
I'm really locking in.
This is what this server has come to.
You ever thought you were going to see me on an AIM train and moving my monitor closer?
Bro, I'm a fucking loser.
I
Don't do I have to start sweating bad. Yo, Rob. Thanks so much for the five gifted, bro
Yo, thank you so much for the 10 gifted as well. Mista beer me
Thank you guys so much for the love. Thank you for the super chats and subs on all platforms
appreciate you guys man thank y'all for the love thank you guys for the love
I was behind us
there was a shot a shot and shots behind us sound like a missing G I never
heard him at the home did the way I didn't hear it either but they may be
pretty f**king far
closer, you are really close to us
south, you mean?
like
yeah, who knows south
there's like, little scarecrow bullshit
probably
i don't think we chased them, just had some juice
it just so they have some juice
you guys, the legacy had us with these anyway
No point
Go over here northeast wrap the train site
Listen you guys want to go fight we go to the style problem is I don't have to close to go into the style and I'm dying
Yeah, you guys you have any catch
Yeah, yeah
Next dino day, I'm not too sure to be honest with you bro. I've been enjoying
Exactly what I needed exactly what I needed. Thank you
I've been enjoying rust and it's like with how the server is getting more difficult like I find it fun
I would much rather get my shit pushed in
Then get monuments for free and get the occasional doubleheadie out of a helicopter and that's it like this is
Although again, I'm getting my ass whooped. I'm having a lot more fun getting my ass whooped and just sitting here doing nothing all day
You guys give them I gotta take a neighbor still now. I'm back at 15 minutes. Cool
Sounds good big dog. I will make you proud coach
when you get back rogue is gonna tell you how great I did watch I put the phone
like on my feet and I said to vibrate so it tickles my feet I wake up
little pickle pickle yeah
peace
and then I'm probably gonna have my me re-inhale like a eucalyptics like Vicks
Oh no, you're the smelly south school shit.
Uh-huh, and then I'll take, uh, I'll take oxygen.
This guy's an animal.
Just pure fucking pure H, I'm sure.
Yep.
Right, there's Tommy's back here at the rat town.
I just woke up, let's do this shit.
Multiple Tommy's at Registri town.
Registri can't.
On our way?
I just woke up let's do this shit. I'm hearing the same shot
I'm here that's closer right
The mental promise
if you aren't on meth you're not trying well we're locked in motherfuckers
other shots we're hearing over there
this is the right of me by her Tommy shots here too
might have been the I was catching on right we can swording station
you want me to go right? yeah I'm going towards the swording station
a swording station that's over here
that's legacy Tommy now. That's
legacy Tom now. Okay, we'll go
back to legacy them in this base
upgrading.
I'm not sure hey
How's it they're going straight for it out front door dead
It's glorious see
Yeah
Why did you guys do that? Come on now boys.
I don't even know what to do.
Here, here, here. You can have this.
I'm doing it.
You can have this. You can have this. You can have this.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
Love you.
Come on, I got it.
I'm doing it.
I love you. I gotta go kill these guys.
He's still yelling.
He's so upset.
He's so upset. I had to be oh my god
Oh
I doubt them coming finish them though
Come on. Come on.
I'm almost there.
I don't feel bad. Maybe we should pick this guy up.
Is it Noko?
I don't know.
Noko is a friendly.
He's talking.
I can pick his ass up.
How good I didn't know it was you.
Cargo
I thought it's just from two quick things running to probably gonna come yeah, he's already
Yeah
Yeah, it uses more than one car, so it's more than one car, so it's more than one car.
There's a strappy back at main.
Yeah.
Wait, cargo is docking.
Oh.
We can walk through it right now.
Oh.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
There are crates on it, though.
My spawned a cargo, the harbor, though.
Yeah.
Glorious, I love that you're addicted to the server.
Okay, just give me an AK, so good karma for that.
Okay.
You have to wrap this way, turn the wall, place this in a dog shed.
Yeah, right here. There you go to me.
Are you trying to exit?
Oh, I guess, yeah, we could just do that.
Hello.
Hello, pal.
I just aim trained for an hour I'm about to be a demon oh I can't wait
it cracks me up she roots for us to kill base it cracks me up I love it
Scrappy flying left to right looks like it's leaving Harbor
Did we notice that cargo ship being active before just now or was it no just the horns just just the horns
We've heard I don't know if it's I think it's old
Okay
It's just got sand
going down yeah that's that's going down that thing not pulling up pull up pull
well oh my god it actually is looking it might be a lot that's what I heard I
heard explosions
I'm telling you I'm feeling confident boys I
think that's what I needed I just need a little bit you know a little bit of
Fixing little a little bit of honing it in
Yeah, I just heard that
Yeah, that might be those guys who are fucking us up earlier
We're probably crashing you're like what f16 or like D15 or something like that at our base
Maybe
Yeah, you were right. One crate just popped on it.
Fuck. I mean, we have a strappy abasement thing strappy.
Yeah, let's do that.
You could just run back to base.
Yeah, ho-JB, thank you for the five gifted man. I appreciate you, baby.
Thank you so much for the love.
There's not a wall of excavator.
Oh, hell no.
When did they do that? Oh, my God.
They did this as we were aim training.
Aim training.
Oh, hell no.
This is a serious problem because we built here for Xivir.
We're going to have to breach this time.
So already all around?
You think, though, is this like three thing or no?
Is this like a little too sweaty for like the server?
Like, so much this.
So what the.
I know this is cam. I just know this is cam. The wall ain't done yet though.
You think this is cam? Good. Who else could this be?
I mean that quick is fucking insane. Like you gotta be good at building. Many ahead
of us next to a turret watching it. I can't believe it.
sites on top of the fucking walls
does it make it up there on the top of the
house? there's a good guy in front of me
150 on the other side of the wall
is that you guys?
yeah that's not us
he's gonna peak down on you guys I think
wait are you on the other side of the
fucking wall? yeah I am
how'd you get over there?
oh my god there's a way in
I've been allowed to do this.
What is this, man?
Brother, the size of this wall is fucking insanity.
And the speed at which they did it is even more insane
Yeah, I don't know this has to be it has to be cameras man like it can't be any there's no other builders
They're gonna do something like this like this is yeah, they should definitely something like this
Well, this is camsota like I already like I already know it is
This is absolutely something you would do.
I mean, brother, he just...
I mean, they just walled off.
Like, five grits.
Yeah, I don't...
I'm dead. I'm dead.
Right in front of you guys.
Yeah.
Nice. There's gonna be more.
There might be more about nowhere.
They raided our base.
Raided what base?
Raided our little forward operating base.
Got it. I'm gonna loot my body.
They're preventing me from moving this area.
Wall up.
They might have two.
There's two I think.
I think this is the way walkers maybe?
No, it's the same thing.
I'm gonna have to come back from base. I can find them.
One twice.
What's that guy?
They're all nodding from roof.
Yeah, I'm gonna get out of here.
I'm gonna have to back.
One's rotating far.
Hit one once.
this is gonna be a crazy fight um
this is multiple players
I got push from the side once close right
I'm looking I don't see that guy how where was he at exactly he walled to the 30 degree
you guys are point blank hit one twice or once looking at your left can't build on this
I killed one the other two got me yeah it's four of them yeah it's a full group
I
So I don't know what we can do against four people with AK surrounding us like that I
Do not know what the counterplay is
I do not know
Grab kids go back
new base she metal like on the right side it's closer to it than they are
they're gonna have to look for us yeah I don't know where it's not yet I'll have to
look for it it's like uh you can hear me
I think I see it the yellow and black the window yeah yeah yeah
man. Yeah, you're gonna be a
a crate outside. They have a
right here outside their base.
They're gonna have to push in.
I mean, I'm going to be able to run away
to the least. Oh, I might have to get one.
pushing me.
coming over right now.
They have a turret at their base, unbelievable.
Oh, farther left.
There's a guy that's all the way at 50 degrees at the raid base of their old base.
That is literally shooting me inside the head right now.
Symphony.
He's one.
One right in front of you, dead Coco.
dead in front of you
pushing my left
I'm getting shot my feet
I'm gonna get back as fast as I can this is fucking insane get him hush I'm fucked
here buddy no help I killed two and they're still four more alive
Well, there's people in our fucking compound.
Do you hear them in game talking?
Well, they're robbing us.
It's the press?
It's the press?
Alright, I'm gonna take my nameers still nap. We gotta take care of those guys.
Yeah, I mean bro, we just don't have the players to take care of those guys.
Not now. And they go to sleep later.
like all of our guys get on and five hours
we have two people around this time with guns
i mean we can win the we can win the a k trades like i could win the gunfights
the problem is that they always have a guy with the numbers that's on the
extra flight with that with uh...
about the
that's the only problem with the fight so if we want to be one we walked up on
the base of walls i'm going to win the gunfight
the bolty guy that's like a thousand yards away from me is the guy that's
winning them
and then i killed that guy and then the other three vacays push me
while they have a builder running around
you know we need a counter-bultifier
uh...
it will be a little bit easier but
difficult
difficult difficult difficult
well i'm just gonna go mp5
i mean there's no sense in me burning more a k kids while there's five
people rolling around
No sense in it.
I mean, Chad, we just don't have...
We just don't have the team for it, man, to be honest.
Not this time.
Just gonna be me and Rob.
We're just gonna have to, like, monument battle.
They are making their way back up here just so you guys know.
You guys are gonna have a sniffing if you have a sniper and you're gonna play the roof
Might be a banger idea. They might walk back up
Be honest with you, I think what we need to go do is it's like go do either cargo or oil
well we can keep duking it out with them but I don't think I'm gonna fail.
So it is and they got burst mode oh, I mean I'm down to go and grab with with MP5
So I just I mean rather they're just there they're five deep, you know like I I
don't know much we could do to be five fights very difficult fight
Oh, you're not wrong.
Alright, great job.
Oh, you're not wrong.
Alright, great job.
Alright, great job.
All right, great job.
Large is up. You want to go grab red cards and go large?
Yeah
Yeah, we can
Can we can?
$40 in my pocket
I
Gems are down on corporal right I would love I'd love to get ZB in the group
But for some reason we've made up really fucking stupid rules for the server like you can't roam with
allies and although
They might be intended for a different purpose
like the what's happening now is is that teams that have like symphonies team
with these shooters all on that one time have like ultimate domain over teams
like us who don't have six shooters on in the mornings so like we're just kind
of fucked so I'm gonna play ball and listen to the rules obviously cuz I
don't want to be the guy who you know doesn't but I will say it is
absolutely fucking retarded that there can be six people running around with one
team and I got to make do with two people. I think it's just stupid as fuck.
By the way, we will try. We will try.
We traded STEM because I think we had too many people, is what Pino said?
And we went from having too many people to having the least amount of people.
Well, I think close these teams low on numbers too, aren't they?
Not low on numbers, but they usually have like two or three around, unless it's nighttime.
I think sims team and sim or sims team and mix team are deep right now
That's a nice
Nope, they're all on that's good. That's good
That's ready. I'm gonna rip out
That's good
What's up?
You guys ready? We're gonna get out of here
Yeah, I'm just currently trying to make some food here
I don't know where the low grade is, to be honest with you.
I thought there was a low grade box, but maybe it's not really cool.
It's just cloths, I don't think we have any low grade.
I think they used all the low grade to craft sims.
This could mean you much, because he was probably sleeping.
Yeah, he said he was going to go take a Navy Seal map.
Okay, so issue number one, we have no low grade, and no, I haven't used all of
it today, I promise.
just haven't had any time. I could talk to the other base and see if it's any
hesitation here.
It'll be a moment to look. I'm gonna go grab a jack and go get some nodes, not
nodes, some, uh, of course.
I don't think they've been able to hide me uh low grade
hello yeah what up hey do we are we out of low grade
Yeah, I checked there. I think we're out. Yeah, I can make some for you there. You do
really more wood. Oh, we got one. Hold on. Give me a couple minutes. All righty, cool.
Thank you. You ran out of wood last night so it stopped producing it. That's why. Oh,
it all right I'm gonna go hit some bores I'll be right back
Yeah, I have key cards.
You find the upgrade?
Don't know yet.
Thank you, guards.
Don't know yet. Thank you. Thanks.
They're fighting somebody.
The problem is, is that they all have bags and they're just fighting on top of their base. They're just hitting the respawn beacon.
I think they're fighting Cloaksy's team.
Wouldn't that be a fuckin' surprise?
Wouldn't that be a surprise, man?
There's a mini-flying over there now.
Hey, I'm landing mini on it.
Yeah, there was no low-grading there. I have animal fat.
If anything, maybe we get some bone knives.
and maybe we go get a nice and we go
Some animals then we'll get our little grade. Yeah, I think there's I'm gonna go over here here
Also, just get the food anyway. We might be a nice clutch. Yeah
Let do it
I do it
I need to make a bone there, just the ammo, just the bone, just the bone, yeah.
I'm kind of running around with red and blue on me, which probably isn't the smartest of
ideas.
big one for you and
yeah it's probably not gonna give it back to me
yeah just come on over to me I got a bore on me
that
But you're crying about team when he chose not to play with them?
I know man.
It's almost like I've had the same schedule for six years.
Crazy concept.
It's fucking...
You got me.
You're right.
Oh here.
Let me...
I
Here let me I'm coming to bring you this
Give you a boner kid
Implacita I already got one look at cams message
Yeah, I did that pretty sure I'm drinking raw. I don't care, but I'm almost there. Yeah, it's not gonna
I
Listen man at this point. I'm not shocked with what cam does
It's to be expected from cam I
Just I think they added a griefing role like you can't take away a giant P. O. I
Will see
My love slides. I've been letting it all slide. No key
Thank you.
Thank you.
Uh, mini flying about our base.
One HP on the guy.
the guy five times damn how's he alive
five fucking times I don't know how the guy's alive that's Bosch's HQ right
there you didn't grab that bone next that I dropped in the ground or did you
I already have one I already have one okay
I mean and that's the unfortunate listen it is what it is but our morning time was myself
and should we stay to the jungle design and drag whenever he would come and join I've
gotten three boards and a bear so far so it's not terrible I see a lot over here
um anything that's better than the other which is unfortunate like it is what it
is just bear bear and and bores a best thing you can get I think is going into
the snow and getting what's it called but we can't go in the snow
or bears yeah we'll get met with myth with an L nine on top of his base
Nice, that's what he was doing all day yesterday.
Those guys are heathens over there.
I just got a three-pack of deer.
Nice.
What a boring movie.
Oh, Crock is good.
No, I'm still on the server, yeah, I'm still on the server.
wait this is oh shit I didn't realize this is where you shoot off MLRS's the more you
you know the more you know
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
Chicken!
Fuck you chicken.
Oh, piece of shit.
Nice
People are realizing no rules are going to be enforced, so they're going to have to
with their sweating more.
I, I wouldn't say that.
I just think rust is doing what rust does.
It goes from everybody just kind of chills
and has fun to everybody sweats pretty rough.
And then they'll be like,
what I predict there'll be a moment
where everybody kind of like gets together
and they're like, oh, the sweatiness and blah, blah,
but nothing's gonna change
high teams might get switched up or something
i think it's gonna end up everyone's just gonna get super fucking toxic
we'll see though
we'll see
all dude if we can get another player i'm getting buried instantly bro i'm getting zb
the second that we can that would be a great addition to the morning crew
me zb and have you know whenever road wakes up in like noon
one o'clock that be sick
we really just need one more gun man
one more gun
obviously we have cocoa but cocoa is a bow you know you can only do so much
if you can have a gun i probably fucking run over people
A thousand bones
Train ever on I'm he's on he's on some but again like train gets on
When P is on like that's it
He's not really a morning time guy I
And when I say morning time, I mean to like literally, what, 6 to 6 p.m. or 7 p.m., 8 p.m.?
Like a good bulk of the day.
We don't have much, we don't have much people.
I'm sorry.
We need we just need people who
have a gun in their hand.
That's what we need. People who
are allowed to shoot. Yeah,
officers on our team, you know,
stuff we also have it's timmies on our team who's also dealing with IRL stuff
we're just kind of you know and difficult to possess on
and we tax all this stuff home real quick good amount of low-grade oh I
I gotta shoot the bear, dammit, all nice and killed a bore.
What's wrong with officer, nothing, he just dealing with IRL stuff, good or bad, I'm
not too sure, he's just busy.
Yeah, we're getting some low grade. We were completely out it's all the meds being
crafted I'm pretty sure. Oh he's moving right now there you go.
another bear, nice
Yeah, I know you're just shooting at me.
I'm almost assuming that that guy's got a, I literally just left a roll base and then
next I tried to bring it in when I caught, did he hit you?
Yeah, he hit me a couple times.
Oh no, he's got it.
There's a bear right outside as well.
Bear.
Bear, you want to take this?
There's a bear right outside as well.
Bear.
Rain, you want to take this?
Rain gave us some little bear, but...
Oh, I just got like 300 reds right there as well.
And a man of a note, you're right now, if you have a couple sets of reds in there.
Oh, I got to go inside anyways, I should have just kept it, got it, got it, I got
to get some ammo.
You're good.
I don't know, this is so cool, I'll just show what I get out of here.
This should be...
I forget that that exists.
This...
beautiful
Oh
Walls
Yeah, you're right. I should most definitely have walls you're right you're right you're right you're right
What is griefing
just the guy like like he's either there's either a dude suppress or he's
other render and the bulls don't make sounds the guy that's serious oh we
far as fuck yeah he's so far that I don't hear the shots
you may not be shooting anymore either though if he's not shooting anymore
I'm walking up that door right now I'm putting something back in his neck
I'm on my way.
Talk him up.
I'm on the way.
Take his bolty from him.
If it's a bolt team, we're just like, kill him there if there is one of these people.
Coming!
Coming!
Cyn's group has nine total.
Guys, I don't- I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't care.
It is what it is, man.
man worry about ourselves before you're worrying about other people yeah
I see. I saw as well. There's another guy up here. Yeah, behind you. Use to my 100. I
I killed the chopper guy. Okay, you died. I'm reasonable behind the rock
Why am I on burst I didn't fucking click burst I gotta I gotta I gotta unkey my burst
I'm I gotta unkey by that
Why am I on burst bro? Why am I on burst again? What the fuck man?
What the fuck
What do I put this to so I never touch it again?
Also I can't roam with an MP5, I just have to rip AKs.
Everybody's running around with AKs.
It's um, it's my mark.
Yeah yeah, I saw.
I must roll with AK.
I mean, it's quite far, but I didn't know there was to be there, I should have probably known that.
Well, I killed the guy in the fucking helicopter and the other guy killed me, so I guess, bad luck.
I think there was three in total. I think there was two more up on hill, one in heli.
It's very possible.
They're still fighting, we can go back.
So we can get one last shot.
I think that other team just rolled up on him from here in that same snapper
Yeah, I think the snipers are what just killed him.
Train, where are you at?
You already have a kit, I'm going up.
Yeah, I hit a locker and I'm burning up.
I'm not going up the hill necessarily, but I'm just at our base right now.
Well coming over
Coo-coo-coo
Didn't see anybody peeking over
I'm gonna I'm gonna try and actually get somewhat of a gear set if not
I'll probably depot AK and come up with Tommy. I'm never using the MP5 again
I'd rather use a deagle or a fucking ready like you're not burst, but if you don't expect it then it's ass like it's
It's actually better on burst than auto but it surprises you you're fucked.
Yeah just bro I've literally shot and it being in burst like three times today just keeps happening.
I think it's because my pushing me it's right next to him so I'm just tapping in over and over and over again not on purpose.
Rock. I don't know how many people could be...
one dead body that's not you or me up here so that's the line that was you
GGS didn't think you got all the way up there oh yeah I was on this fucking
Johnson bro just shot a burst again
I'm with you
Where did I put my body?
to guess they're just running the kids back yeah they live on that island base
I don't know where they are now though
where did I put my body man I put it over here
river rat thank you so much for the stop baby appreciate you man
I don't know where my body went, my body is not where it says it is, over here is where
I died.
They cut it up maybe?
What gun is that?
It's a pistol.
A P2.
What gun is that?
It's the pistol.
AP2.
Good waddle over there and see what's up.
Don't they eat me?
Nice, my body.
I mean since
The shots are up here right? I think so
I think so I think so
The
rate is insane what do you mean what's going on with the bit rate it's dead
silent
up and down like crazy. I get this second PC up and running will solve all those issues.
to solve all the issues. Yeah, definitely, the recipe is so green, it does not help
for sure
well i think i found your body
Yeah, they fucking took my bow knife and got me.
Haha!
They fucking cut you up, buddy!
Yeah, they didn't like me. I don't know.
I killed one of them and the other guy, I mean, Leimark killed me.
Was that who killed you was Leimark?
Yeah. Yeah. Shot him with a burst and then sat there and stood at him, still holding left click.
That's awesome, man. Super, super fun.
I think we should bro. I've lost a lot of fucking AKs man. I need to replenish and all the teams that are currently roaming and fighting are all so deep
I'm going to run over to the other base, I'll be waiting in the mini, got a couple
more meds. Hutch, you are fatty than my entire country of the UK. I got more teeth in your
entire country as well. Then Mark's chat told you, told him you crawled or you would have
got the AK back. Oh my god. Fuck you chat. Fuck you for helping. Let the fucking, let
the blind bastard try to look for it. Yeah, buddy, you better be careful. You say anything
else more out of line I'll make sure your government arrests you for online harassment
or Facebook posts you better be careful.
Uh I've got something for you.
What you got?
This was given to me from the king of the north okay.
I don't know if I approve of it but I insured you would 100% get it.
who is it who's the king of the North? Tina.
You mind putting this in my room? If you don't mind.
Of course I can put it in your room. Thank you.
Oh, I promised them that it would be going in your room. I know you too well. Can I can I can I come with you and see it on the wall?
One of these
No, but I think it's this one right here. No next one
Nope, next one.
Yes.
Oh, fantastic.
Wow.
Dude, I was so sad.
Dude, I was keeping this as like a secret commission for you and then once I went ahead and done
this fucking in monstrosity that blew away no this is sick too I like them both
I think they they fit well now we got to get one more for here and the room is
complete oh okay okay okay okay okay okay okay we got maybe maybe someone will
give you a secret present you know what maybe maybe you should ask peanut to
just your one no I'd rather I'd rather die just hadn't it
I'd rather die than not ruining my life.
Alright.
Hey, come look at the new picture, Rogue, come here.
Come, Rogue, come, come, come.
Take a look. Let me take a look.
Hopefully, wide fucking harder.
Are you serious, dude? Like, this shit is fucking...
I feel like I'm playing a CS GO on fucking widebodies.
Let me grab a bag where's the bags that do we have anymore?
No, we only have all righty, then you just carry everything, bro.
No, I didn't get the fuel.
Hey, can we get some fuel up here, Ray, please?
Yeah.
On the roof, yeah?
Yes, please.
Thank you.
Yep.
Thank you, brother.
You see this box here?
Yeah.
There's a lot of everything put.
You always have low grade and a hammer so you can repair your minis and fuel, but
just because you keep running out, there's nothing in it.
Got it, can you get more low credit or automatically do this? I'll make sure I grab all the diesel and stuff
I was gonna give you that special box in your room because other people in your room
Yeah, I agree to greed. I've also lost so much today. It's probably not a good idea for a special box
Probably not a good idea
All right, we'll see you in a little bit
Yeah, amen
But I want you to know, I am not bringing nearly enough meds, so I'll probably have to bum some off of you.
Bro, today's been hell. I need you to switch to a morning guy.
Yeah, I was talking to Alexis about my schedule last night, actually.
It's time to flip it.
You know, everybody's wanted me to spend more time with the family, and they've changed up the schedule and tried to see what works.
Yep.
I'm thinking I'm thinking here's what I was thinking. I was like
So easily I drive I was in school at 8 in the morning, but I might switch with grandma fix them up before
So I might switch position grandma
Where she does the morning and then watch out for launch site
Maybe I'll go live at like 4 a.m.
I would if I were you
Because you don't want to cut out all the time with P if I were you I would go
Like one well, can you do one PM is that even an option?
Turn it one one one P.m. Because that's what it picks up like
It's a base.
Yeah, it's a base. I'm dead.
Why lived so I could I could only it would be fine
Right
I'm brother this time my day's been going all day is this servers hell is
hell
How did it how did I died you're still alive as well with a fucking rocket's going up my ass
the hell I
Can't stand between my butt cheeks. I have a bed here. Do you not have a bed here?
No, I don't somebody put a bed over here for me, but I feel like I remember this from last night as well
Everyone got a bed besides me last night
So about the schedule, what were you thinking like one game, bro, one p.m. Because by one
So at 10 a.m. When I wake up Sims teams deep
They're really the only team this deep by one every team has at least four people on it. Cloak. She's team has four
Sims team has four myths team has four everybody's rolling for deep plus and it becomes impossible for me to play the game
Hey guys, what's going on? Hello? Hello, Twitty? You wouldn't by chance have any food, meds, or any clothing.
Uh, I got you two band-aids. Thank you. Thank you so much.
Nice, there we go. Thank you.
Yeah, I just got blown up out of the sky. This is what it is. Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm running back to it.
Sorry, what would you say I'm over this way.
Hey guys, say walk a shame, walk a shame.
No, I won't be able to unless I was lead, but yeah, I mean, if you're looking for like
where we need help the most one one one one PMSD is definitely that that that
spot where we just I mean I just I I don't get to play and there's no scrappy
flying over the same spot we also need to talk to Peter about maybe like and I
love train making train an ally maybe instead of like on the roster slot I mean
I don't know it's not that I like maybe tranking at special circumstances
or something to like play with us right with us do something but like we need
some shooters well I mean even even if even if you do know like train doesn't
he's not an early guy like our problem is at nighttime everybody wakes up when
peas around and they help out when they can including myself our problem is
is that all the other teams are no longer nighttime teams like all every
other team in this fucking server is up deep in the mornings and it will
not even the mornings, just normal people time,
not late night, every night.
Like Symphony, all those guys, I mean,
you gotta remember, every guy that we cut out,
designful morning guy on our team, gone.
Symphony, morning guy on our team, gone.
Drac, morning guy on our team, also gone,
even though he's about as useful
as a poopy flavored lollipop, gone.
So our entire morning roster just got sauced.
Yeah, and we haven't even filled out our roster yet, because our roster's been moving in real life.
And Tim, he's gone, and he's also on the roster.
Yeah, and two of our guys are bows. They're grinders, but they're bows.
I mean, and we can see in these fights, even though we're a bassio number,
I mean, even if we had one more, like, good shooter, like, we have a Sim or a designer now.
We'd be fine.
And we did that fight that we did, like, what, an hour ago?
We would have won that fight.
Yeah, we would have been fine.
one, like, shooter, one active fucking,
hold it in sideways, type of guy.
Yeah.
I just know that, I just know that, like,
I need to make sure that somebody that's good
is on for the night, just for like, whenever they do,
like, if he doesn't explain the night's fine,
but like, if that's when he's writing,
then someone needs to be on for the rating,
and I'll be on for the rating.
That's why I'm trying to,
I'm trying to incorporate the schedule
somehow on both ends.
That's why, again, like, dude,
the people we decided to boot really fucked us,
because designful was one of those guys.
Symphony was putting 15 hour days in.
Like we just, we really made, I don't wanna say a mistake,
but we removed some hard hitters.
The composition of roster is not at its peak.
No, so we just need to,
we just need to, I think again, like you said,
one more guy in the morning
that can actually play the game,
I need to change the schedule a little bit, I just have to figure out a way that like helps everybody the best
So I'm down to change
I just gotta figure out the schedule. Yeah
2 a.m. To 2 p.m. Might not be the worst this peanut kind of plays a little bit later
But then if I'm getting off at 2 p.m. You're basically getting on it's like only an hour of need and four or five people deep
Yeah, so if we had one more shooter
Maybe like an hour or two of me help you I might not be the worst. I might not be worse at all
Like if I if I started like 233 in the morning and then
Something or other and maybe uncertain days I can play longer like weekends, you know, it's whatever but
Yeah, but even even if we were
If you did do that like if we are strong and like the early morning that that could work as well because you know
not everybody's super deep so we actually get some good fights
and all your moves are sick, thank you
alright
QPM, the QAM thing might be fine
oh, you fly, you fly
I didn't realize the guys had their helicopters hands on
they didn't have them all last night
Yeah, once I got a yell at my chat, um, hey, retards, listen, guys, you guys are, are, are
saying like, well, you agreed you this, you that, like we knew how good these other teams
were going to be.
Obviously, I'm not talking to everyone here.
I'm talking to the dumb fucks in chat, drilling from the mouth, losing their fucking
minds.
Um, we, we had no idea how good these other teams were.
And in terms of just Cloaksey's team, losing those guys and forming a third team made sense.
What ended up happening is now there's not three, not four, not five, but six very solid teams
that are running around and everything's contested. If it was just Cloaksey's team and our team,
like it was the last wipe, it wouldn't be nearly as bad because we'd be able to switch off between
monuments and locations and different... I'll have to clear the top. I'll have to clear the top.
Yeah, top and then I chill. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, and everywhere is just contested in the in the morning times now.
More person at like mine.
Like, I can't, before I'd be able to just go to monuments and and find locations on the map where...
I'm just gonna chat, like, I'm killing a lot of people.
I'm not trying to like, toot my own horn here, but I can kill literally and I'm not even shooting you three people before I die almost every time.
Yeah.
And then I can put so much pressure on people, like, rotating and walking across fields that they like, it just seems like there's an extra guy.
I had one more game brother
We're here for no reason someone just did this
Yeah, we're gonna go small
Check well the check diesel behind you the other phones. I just checked it. Yeah
So, you know, it's it's just we we now have made our decisions and now we just have to pivot and try and
Fix the problems that we have it's not about who's right and who's wrong
I know it's hard for a lot of you guys to wrap your heads around that but it's just a matter of figuring it out now
You don't have to be mean to us
I know isn't it crazy you guys talk shit to me for nine hours a day
But if I snap back at you guys you're a victim, I know it's it's a hard life you live
You get called one bad name. Oh my gosh, you need a napkin for your pussy. What's going on in the chat man?
You're gonna dish it you better be ready to take it
this is locker room talk you don't get to give it and not expect me to snap back at you
is this not a locker room or is this a locker room?
I think my shit is broken, are you talking right now, Mr. Rowe, we call you right now.
Yeah, hello Pete.
I'm sick of looking for a sweet good life, for a sweet good life.
You see the break?
Uh, no, nothing yet, no hellies, but I won't be able to see it yet.
render in right now hellion hellion dead shit
they're there I'm down for anything I
don't know how many it's it's just it's
just one one chopper a lot of dead
things yeah I see him
I might have just killed him.
Uh oh.
We're still up.
We cannot be right here anywhere else that's good.
I'm at 50 HP.
I got a call.
You're gonna be up there a little bit.
Yeah, I didn't make it either.
Oh
Such a fuck up
Did you die too? Yeah
Fucking went too far back. I let go of WG quickly and we fuck
Damn, I had to eat that motherfucker
Yeah, I gotta figure out something that works for fucking
Shit for everybody. Hey, good shot. Yes. We don't get somebody that is
good shots
all right for you bro
hiya dude i mean today's been hell chat today's been hell
not going great i hear today's been
today's been hell
today has been absolute hell
oh i should be going over all gentlemen
terrible
ah
perfect
it's been a good day
it's gone terrible
the good news is we didn't bring our carts
we still have all our carts
We could do like the red at the church thing if you want or we could do...
The problem is there's two teams over there. They've been sitting at it all day.
The only thing that we can do is possibly go to Legacy.
Legacy has a red card but they didn't have an actual prey.
We were just talking about potentially beating a player in the face.
Yeah, we are a little low on numbers this time.
Timmy isn't really playing. Who should we grab?
What Timmy isn't really playing this way?
Trade Rex doesn't really join us on anything, even what he is here.
My suggestion is Barry.
Well, hold up. What if?
What if okay
What's countertable good we have me you
robe coconut winnie
Gen G and six right and then we have Timmy and
Trainwreck and officers die
Wow
All right, so let's just kick Timmy off the team because he hasn't been here even once in life. Yep
Love Timmy, but he hasn't been here
Pretty easy decision there.
And then...
And then Officer's moving right now.
I know. I'm kinda giving Officer's...
That's giving my people...
That's fine, so, you know, that's...
Um...
What if we...
What if Trade Rex is just kind of a no-bag?
That's kind of what he wants anyway.
You mean?
That just goes to everyone's bases
and has fun?
Yeah.
Okay, that leaves two open slots. What do we think about getting, uh, I don't know if you've seen him play him, but he's actually, he's fucking good.
Not at this game specifically, I don't know, but I've played another game and he was pretty, pretty darn good.
Max Holloway and his friend.
Uh, yeah, I mean, I, yeah, listen, I'm gonna be honest, that helps me absolutely zero.
Like it truly helps me not even at the slightest.
Because the problem isn't late night, the problem is right this second.
And I highly doubt Max Holloway is gonna be getting on at noon in the morning.
I'm definitely not gonna be a guy who says I don't want max all the way on our fucking team. Of course. I do
That's that'd be fucking awesome
Here's the problem
Let me let me tell you the problem the problem is is that in your when you are on
The teams are not nearly as deep than right now right now is prime right now is peak
Every team is rolling around with four to five members minimum.
Coatesy's team has like six on.
Sim's team has five, six, seven on all morning, all day long.
She's like,
we, uh, we just, bro, we, I don't, we don't have anybody around this time.
Symphony was my morning guy.
He's gone, drag and design full.
That's our issues right now.
And we're just running into four man gunfights all, all early,
me early morning and evening long and now there's so many teams I'll just tell
chat there's so many teams now before I would just fuck off and go to monuments
and be fine now there is a team at every monument at all times the fucking
excavator just got walled in by cam soda so I can't do that anymore the
symphonies team left the snow they live next to us now so it's just it's
There's a lot of things being contested.
I didn't know Camp Soda walled in that monument.
It's actually kind of funny.
I don't know if you've seen my latest announcement,
but I just put it there 15 minutes ago.
I was not aware of that.
Wait, what's the announcement?
Well, there's a problem with the monuments right now.
Mostly the new monuments, but the no-build zone is much smaller.
And so I'm asking everyone to be conscious of that
of that and not do, well not do a camcorder stay.
Yeah, there's about four bases all around.
Like, you know how close our bases, we're pretty close.
I would say there's about four to five, maybe even six bases
all around Giant Excavator, closer than us.
Yeah.
The design for them, or not design,
I don't know if the design's on the team,
but he rebuilt, they rebuilt over there.
Yeah, they're closer to the excavator. They are between us and the excavator now.
How did Kim sort of wall off the excavator completely? Isn't that huge?
Let me show you.
You want to meet me on the roof, bro?
Yeah, and what vehicle?
Just to grab a... We have another mini up top.
We have low grade. Let me see if we have low grade.
Did he use all of it?
Yeah, it runs really differently.
They specifically are not allowed to build grief.
Are you sure it's Camp Soda?
Yeah, it was Camp.
He's advertising in chat that he'll let people use it,
but they're going to have to pay him 15% resources gathered.
Yeah, he literally made a new rule this way,
but the crows were not allowed to do that.
I'd say that Camp Soda guy, he's a rascal.
He is a rascal.
He's a rascal.
um
Also, i'm gonna apologize in advance. I have lost
This is the most i've ever lost because it was today and I don't know how how to fix it
Everywhere I go. I'm getting fucking shat on by three to four people every single time
So I apologize in advance
You're gonna go where's this where's that just know I lost it and I would be honest usually I'd pick fun
I'd be like, huh, I didn't lose that much peanut. I fucking lost
I put the house on black and it hit red. I
Mean brother. I was on a game train server for an hour and a half with Coco. That's how shit on I've been today
Me me I did that. Can you believe that I would ever do something like that? It has been hell
I'm going to go to the wall and then.
Careful of the same sites.
They have the same sites all around this as well.
Oh yeah, we're within the wall by accident, by the way.
Is the wall not loading on you?
Yeah, they're not going to shake it.
That's a good guy. Let me tell you. Every time I hear his name, it's someone having fun or
there's great content. When I hear Kim Soda, that's all I hear next to it.
It might be a bit of a wall on the other side, but I'm not sure it seems like that one
The great wall.
So yeah, we have a lot of neighbors now.
A lot, a lot, a lot of neighbors.
A lot of neighbors.
Yeah.
They were all in the snow, but they've all, I think, chaps team and mits team, fully
Design close team out and they're over here now or something like that. Maybe you guys raided on my side
I think is what y'all said
See I read them, but they were already over here anyway
They just they got even closer now. We have a we here. We have been there. We have the Great Wall of Cam here
Always also not even an ally anymore. Mm-hmm
She was fed up that she wasn't on the UI search and she kept getting killed
I get it, I get it.
I'm not like a rust guy.
I don't know what leafy really means.
Is that leaf or is that just like a normal whatever?
I don't know.
It depends.
Like in the game of rust it's very normal.
Clans take over large monuments all the time.
Yeah, in public servers that's very normal.
I don't think in like streamers rivers or tournaments that shit's allowed like it's considered griefing at least that's what my child was saying
But I don't know either that's a cocoa question
So good question. Yeah, go good
Hey guys that are a lot of stuff
We'll see we'll see we'll see not a big deal not a big deal, you know, obviously we can blow through it if needed
Also, I will say that we did take out turd pods as wipe because we wanted the server to
be more open for everybody, including us, so we won't be using turd pods.
So if he was to place turrets on that wall, or sand turds on that wall, that would
be considered pods because it would be on multi-TCs.
those that he has those but they're not on right now yeah so he can build his
wall I suppose if it's normal that's fine I really know Russell a bunch but
yeah we do we did save no turn pause that way it's more open for everybody
if we can walk around so yeah
They also have sands on the wall, Sam's shirts.
But they're not on.
No, they're not on, that's right.
They are not of the on...
Yeah, I don't know. Bro, I don't know what to do right now.
I mean, we can try...
Um, well, let's do a card of some sort.
uh... we'll do the
silo
silo
we did that
what's that what's that missile silo
i've never done missile silo
it's it's rare
it was just making a face that hutch can fit in
i'm seeing from your chat
see from your chat
yeah
yeah
rebb and salt in a wound those cocksuckers are
It's a base, not a wall.
Oh yeah, and all the 40 turdpods we put outside our base, that's just our base.
Well, it's connected with one stone wall, that way it's technically our base.
One TC I would assume, for like, I guess some of it over here, the fourth fungus that I got, three TC's.
I guess that's, uh, I don't know what, I'm just gonna let the mods handle it, I don't really know, I don't really care, I just want to play the game.
I'm gonna let the mods decide for what what they should do with that guy
I don't really I just want to play
I'm assuming though that the mods will say that those are turnpods
I don't know for certain all I'll let them deal with it
They say they aren't and I don't care if they say they are that I don't care
But I will I will say that if I need to guess I'm gonna assume that he's gonna say that
doesn't turn on. Especially because it's a rush pro doing it. I bet you. I bet you.
I already forgot how to get out. Yeah.
I'll try it too. Do you remember if Missile was a blue or a red card?
Richard's red. You want to go, Hutch?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm already outside base.
Yeah, I'm like a blue backpack or something one of us need to have that. I don't have one all right over to the old base
See if we have one
Not the old one right now
Maybe
Maybe is that you?
Make sure the dogs will fight. Oh my goodness guys by the way, this is on I
Just remembered I just remembered. I was just talking with the mods like 30 minutes ago
This was before I knew the cam had a wall. I want everyone to know this because it's gonna look like it wasn't all right
I'm sure you understand that I mean the mods made this up before I do about camsona understood boss understood
Well, you heard it. I just found out about camsona after talking about the mods. I was there
I was there for that. I just remembered that the head guy is adding to the rules
Please no blocking engines to money. I just
I swear to God I just remembered that I was before you about the wall
Can you believe it? I'll even check the time stamp. I'll even check the time stamp on it. I'll even check the time stamp
I'm going back in our tech
So I didn't suggest it someone else did
All right, bro. Remember I was stream sniping last night whenever I logged in to boom, you know
Here it is 331 p.m. It is 4 p.m. I just went five minutes ago
I'm not gonna say his name, but he said I think we should add something that turns can't exist near monument entrances and exits
We're building there as possible
That's exactly 331 p.m. Before I do that. This was here
Hey, that's a piece of shit. I wasn't even mean to say that I wasn't even mean to say that
It doesn't matter what you guys say P. I see you already know
It don't matter
Thanks for dodging my comment. Hunch doesn't read my comments.
Ooh, Sazie, Eddie's getting you.
Hunch, Eddie's getting you.
I've probably read Chatless today that I have any damn fuss.
So I get it.
Bro, it has been hell.
It has been hell.
I found another record.
Dude, I mean, bro, P, I'm not kidding, man.
Like, and it's not just like everyone else is deep, right?
They're like, bro, I've lost every gunfight.
I mean, I have thrown like 20 gunfights.
I have died to the shit with Rogue earlier
or crashing with Coco
and there being five people with AKs.
Like, bro, it has been a terrible day for your boy.
Terrible, terrible, terrible.
Like playing the Isle, terrible, terrible.
I know how hard it was to win these gunfights,
is that there's, there's, they, they,
we don't have enough guys on the day, on the day cycle.
We're more of a night team.
and then yeah what I just played with Shazam the counter strike and valor player yeah his
current teammate is dapper and he said he used to be like a rust guy like a long time ago
oh that's not good for us that is not good for us you got on the funny scene I was like
I was like you know dapper like is he good at rust he's like dude you used to grind rust
damn look him isn't even using a gun you guys crying about builds out those type of
people right there the problem with the server I think they're the ones causing a
lot of the drama between the streamers and a lot of the problems of the server
that type of person right there yeah that's rust I mean hey everybody's really
up in arms it we're all just talking normally and reasonably and then it's
people like that they really get everybody worked up and it's really
making the server a worse place overall rust bro it's just they're
everywhere man you know I was saying it yesterday but I wouldn't get in I
I didn't want to get too far into it, bro.
I was gambling and the amount of people I had come into my chat.
While I'm on kick gambling in front of a thousand people
going, hutch, you're a fucking piece of shit.
They need you.
And it's like, oh my god, this wasn't this way
in our craters or in the aisle or anything.
Just a lot of people are very invested, very invested,
which is good.
But my god.
I will say by the way, we have, you know how I try to hold our team to hold all of the rules the most that way.
Yeah.
You know, because we, because you have me on the team and I kind of have an influence on that.
I will say that we are breaking one rule I just found out today.
We need to remove the turn on a small base.
I don't know what monument it was.
I could identify it as a custom one, but we have one turn next to a monument.
It's very close.
I know.
Jinji's.
Jinji's and Kokos.
Yeah.
You need to remove that.
I'll tell Koko when he wakes up.
It's not super detrimental.
You can just walk around it, but it technically is very close to a monument,
which we're trying to not have.
Yeah, we were going to hit up Barry today and roll with them.
I want to talk to you about the I understand the ally roles
and why they're a thing, but it's pretty brutal.
I'll be able to like have like if there's four people rolling around,
you only have yourself on a team.
Just being stuck with that is... makes things difficult.
If it is what it is, it is what it is. I don't care, but just let me know.
I feel like I've also done zero R.
It's Turrent with an M and, by the way, Turrent.
Turrent.
There it is.
Turrent.
That's the real way to say it.
That's the real way to say it. That's how the cool guys say it.
That's how all the cool gentlemen say it. All the cool kids nowadays are saying Turrent.
Right?
Turrent.
Torrent with an N. T. U. R. R. E. N. T.
Torrent.
Torrentay?
Is it French?
It's French.
Maybe Italian.
Torrenta!
There's nothing here. It's already been looted, right?
Uh, no, it's herder.
Oh, what the fuck?
I love a park.
That is so cool.
Do you like this guy?
Yeah.
by the way we had no backpacks
Yeah, I know. It's gonna be well.
I better give you that's my old TV you dumbass!
I'm just eating hunches chat and fucking yelling at him.
Hunch, you mind if I read you chat and yell at your people?
Please do, brother. Please do.
Thank you. Thank you. I'm gonna read five chats and yell at five people and I gotta do something.
Yeah, go ahead.
Let's see.
What's your name? Fuck yourself.
Oh my god, that's how you die.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
My buggy is showing up, showing up.
Jesus.
Wait, what's going on?
Are they picking fights?
I said that.
I saw a bunch of lovey-peas.
Lovey-doo boys, lovey-doo boys.
Following up.
I don't know how to get out of this elevator.
elevator. Well you know how it is, P. It's a 10% roll. 10% of chatter, pieces of shit.
The other 90% are the coolest people in the world. Sadly, I had to, the door wouldn't
open. Sadly, the 10% are just the loud fucking idiots that don't shut up. I hate that 10%
I hate him.
I'll take you can, Metagame, I think he got kicked off his teeth.
What?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
I don't know.
I don't know I'm just gonna come to the source and just not
gonna get here.
Oh buddy.
Right from the source.
Yeah, body right from the source.
Where am I getting shot from?
The people.
I was right.
I could be the free roam.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I could be the free Rome.
I'm not.
That's just for UI purposes.
Oh, that sounds like we've got
nine people on our team with extra steps.
Well, no, I'm not really like I've been
RP not really.
Drak, Drak, Drak, what are you just dedicating 16 hours a day to play the game and then you join our team?
I'm not, not, not, not, not, not, fun time, last, best friend, second, you bitch.
I put my health in this game. I have given up everything for this game.
I know. My mental is fucked, Drak.
Yeah, I have no mental left. I'm in the hell
for this on the game for 16
No, no, I saw I saw you
Wait, what's going on
I didn't hear what I didn't hear what Jack said. He's not speaking with his chest
Legitimately didn't hear you I've turned you up like four times pussy. Oh
When there was five of you guys I
Well, I got on they were like you got a watch
With me trying to shoot him in the back. Yeah, it was bad. It was bad, bro
It was very bad, it's been bad all day man.
It's been us finding you guys who are 5 deep, or symphonies team who's 4 and 5 deep, or
that same team right?
Yeah.
So you guys and then Cloaksy's team is like 6 deep right now or 4 deep, and that's,
you know what's the crazy part, we're talking about that, you guys all suck compared to
space and the other guys team, they're the demons.
They suck ass.
Wait for me to fight Uda and Chad and then holy fuck brother.
Wait who?
Uda has killed me so many times Uda has got to be like Uda's a demon.
That motherfucker has to have an alternate account or something.
I cannot expect that.
Uda's disgusting.
Uda's disgusting.
Uda's disgusting.
Uda quadruple headshot of me from the hill.
Right bad guy
That's what we came down here because we accidentally like
Quincinbelly built a base next to theirs, and it's just like KOS
Just us to
Yeah, now you guys come down here and kill all of us on KOS fucking symphonies on top of the roof sniping
I thought I thought we like where they thought they'd only be fighting you guys
But I saw a fight yesterday where like 40 people showed up to your aid and I was like hey
That's fun. You have five guys as teammates. So anybody outside five guys
Yeah
Yeah, I'll be honest a five-minute as as alliances right now
I don't even know if there was 40. I don't even know if there was 40 people that came to our aid
Most of those motherfuckers were shooting us
I'll tell you like we fought you and then
Me don't shoot me
Um, you know, I saw you posted in this 40. Is that about the wall?
No, it actually wasn't.
It actually wasn't.
It's actually going to look really bad because I didn't know about the wall.
Very reasonably.
I actually posted that before I knew about the wall.
I'm out of meds.
There's a big wall.
Yeah, I found out about it.
Really big walls.
Yeah, nobody's going to believe me, but I genuinely did not know about the wall.
I'm out of meds right now.
What would be happen if we apply to the wall, like is that a wall charge?
Uh, well see the thing is is that, I'm not going to make the call on this because I just want to play the game
but if you're asking me just because I know, because I've been in the chat, I would say
number one, Excavator is not one of the new monuments, so that's what I said, you know,
because the new monuments have a very, the problem is that the new monuments don't have a big mill build zone, right?
Right.
So that's the problem, that's not a new monument, so that's not really going to apply to that.
I will say, I will say that there is a couple of rules that might apply to that.
Again, I'm not going to make the calls on that. I'm going to do it.
But I will say, yeah, yeah, but I will say number one,
but no turn pods will probably apply to that because...
Make sure you get the scan, get the scan, quick face, get it.
Like 100 TC's of turns.
Where'd you go? I was giving away a scan.
He's also Rust Pro.
And then the building it's on the way to that building grief if you don't then it doesn't apply to it
That's all I'm saying. I'm not gonna make the call
Because yeah, go down. We are down for me. I don't know where I know where you are below your guys
I'm not making a call. I'm letting my guys into that. I'm just letting you know because he asked me that those rules might apply
No, no, I didn't listen to the wall down
Yeah, I'm back below fucking Agro.
I'm going back up elevator.
I was muted the whole time.
I was looking for your roka.
I went back below and lost the shit.
By the way, when I say bye guys, I thought once I picked up my chat, they're not part
of the game.
This is the main process at all.
These are...
You know, it's so funny, I've never heard you be trying to sound so perfect with you
speaking because you know there's so many fucking brain dead morons that are trying to be so
upset at you and it's cracking me up.
You want to be mad at me.
The people making the calls, no joke, are the people over at Restoria that have hosted
these types of events for years and years and years and years and years.
They know more than all of us about what creates the best environment.
I'm leaving it to them.
Those are not like my guys.
They feel like my guys, but not like my guys.
Oh, I'm here.
I don't, you're not my subordinate.
I'm just a little bit of an ass.
I'm just a little bit of an ass.
I'm just a little bit of an ass.
Okay, I wanted to ask, is there a way to lock our channel?
Like yours is locked?
Yeah, I could do that, I could do that for you.
Yeah, because it could be used between channel one.
But I don't want everyone to be able to see what we're doing.
Let's open.
I
Was this a little button right here that you have to hit?
Before you do that make sure you give prompts to me peanut so I can talk shit to him
Yeah, everyone on your team though, we're you guys can balance back and forth towards animal
Right under you guys
fucking north
but it's a tour of me bases
well then go back to you
but what you know i fucking said that all my god give me that shit back i saw
from you
what i only gave it back because i know that was your main base you asshole
give me that shit back
all you can have it back if you say please
the east
yes they can i got no walls in there
yeah you got it i have everything to fight i just wait wait for me to get
close as fuck
is he cc s yet or not i think he saw us
now he doesn't
i can bring it over it
another one running across bridge you got a wall look like i can't go up
there's no walls
hello
Hey baby, you came back in a good mood, hello.
She's calling me big squishy, what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Okay, I need a list of all your other...
Miss you as well, how was your day, good?
Base trade?
No chat, you don't get to call me big squishy.
Stop.
Woman, you are causing me months of pain right now.
Great.
Promo?
Promos?
Okay, she has no idea what she just did to me.
She has no idea.
One hit.
Yeah, got no walls.
Here, we got the two walls.
All good, baby.
All good.
I think it's landmark.
We should go up and rap. Yeah, we're going up. Oh and an issue. That's why I missed that.
Nine. Well, I don't really care. I don't really care. Okay, if it is a problem, I will take
it for the team. I do it! I do it!
Guys, how many times have you guys ran into me? How many times have you guys called me?
You make me sick. You make me sick.
you make me a safe team piece of garbage and correct we did not have 15 and correct now
we I wish we had 15 people yeah we don't even have a full team our UI hasn't been
full since the start of the white we still don't even have a full UI yeah and on top
of that I'm fucking solo until 6 p.m. every single fucking day and it sucks ass okay
well that's I miss you hey so Jack what you might be talking about is the guys that
are near our base they sometimes help us out but we're not on like a UI with them
and they shoot us as much as they shoot them but it's like you know like oh
but we're not swapping UI's like we're not swapping you as well we aren't either we
have the same UI yeah yeah yeah we have four off lines right now thank you
just agreed with drak rova on accident there yeah you did thanks
give it on no no I mean we're not swapping you guys but you have nine
people. Hey, Jack, uh, if you, if you do want to do nine people, whatever, like, be
part of that. Stop calling me big squishy. You cock suckers. So what would you
let you on a man be in with him? And I mean, you could join the UI, right? And
then if you want, you know what? None of this has to be on the TC. So it's
rateable with only your on. If I'm on, even though I'm on the UI, like you
guys can still raise the base and it'll be like all my fault. It'll be
your fault. You're a big
That's a collateral. Okay. Yeah.
It's totally. What we get from
that guy, right? Good. We gotta
re kick it back. Nice. The one
that I the one that I lost to him.
I got back. Nice. Who was it?
Do we know? Blemmer. Nice.
Well, that's what happened when
you raided us.
like a mini after I saw it.
Wait, who went to aim train?
I guess like it was same and all
of them.
We were taken within the rules
for radio.
I just felt bad because it was
a really bad coincidence for
you guys.
Wait, hold on a minute.
Wait, everyone's aim training
now too?
No, I think they were just
like.
Yeah.
That's how he was.
Oh my god, bro.
It is getting so wetty.
I went there and I felt dirty.
Hutch, you don't understand what the fuck is happening in the north.
Utah's team is dead-ass nuts.
Brother, they went over.
They came over to our base last night during the raid, okay?
After we were fighting, whoever the fuck we were fighting,
they were on the hill, full spring AKs, not missing a shot.
I peeked.
It's fine.
Say we have a house meeting.
I peeked.
I'm in.
I mean, I peeked like one of those like little headshot angles we have around our base.
Hedy, Hedy, Hedy, and Dead.
Right, bro.
It was crazy.
I was fighting closeies team, and like,
I would hit a couple shots, ain't hit a couple shots.
We both hide.
You two wait, walks in, and that team,
Hedy, Hedy, Hedy, Hedy, Hedy, Hedy.
It was like they started hitting ults.
Think John Wick walked in the room.
Was I to meet a house meeting
to talk about the white walkers in the north,
if we continued to fight each other,
the white walkers will kill us all.
That's, okay.
So that's the meeting that us and the White Walk is having.
Dude, if we keep fighting each other,
we're going to thin ourselves out,
and the South is just going to fuck us.
Oh, so you guys had a meeting and now fight.
No, we got that one.
But didn't you move?
24-hour no raid agreements.
And I think we're on hour 22.
So you're getting raided, and that's why everyone's
on the chair?
We raided each other twice.
So we're like, OK, nobody's going to do it.
Okay, alright.
We will have a house meeting about the white walkers
in the north.
They are real.
They're real.
This is not fake.
I have a box with a zombie in it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You know what we gotta do?
We gotta have Squishy walk into the meeting in that box.
You know, that he was using yesterday
and say this is our white walker.
We caught him.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Look, he's right here.
You're hot man.
We got the white box because he must let them have it.
All right, Jack, I need you to get the fuck out
of this discord because we're about to talk team talk.
Yeah, team talk, Finn.
Team talk, but we love you.
Love you, bye.
All right, what the fuck are we gonna do
in the morning, bro?
Because here's my thing, I understand,
I lose a lot of stuff, I hate it
just as much as you guys do,
and I don't wanna lose anymore.
But I also can't hit nodes for eight hours.
I can't do it.
It's impossible.
But I'm at the point where it's like,
I gotta take an AK to beat an AK.
Cause they're running four or five deep.
There ain't no world where I can beat
four or five people with Atomian walls.
It just ain't that world.
So it's either farm nodes for eight hours
or get fucked in my ass,
but at least die on my feet.
You know?
Wow.
What about an MP5?
Fuck you.
It's actually funny. You should ask that child the MP5 when, but maybe have never...
I've been on burst twice today and I died because of it. I can't get it off.
Oh my God, it happens to me all the time.
Brother, I, Landmark kills Rogue. I have a perfect angle. I shoot him with a burst. I'm holding left click.
My gun just doesn't do anything and by the time I realize I'm dead
That'll happen that'll happen
But I bro like everything's contested like everything. I mean I could just play a different game in the mornings in the early evenings
But it's someone who will be there at all time
I need one guy I need one give me give me a human being that can shoot a gun because we have cocoa. We got our general
We got our coach. They'll coach us give me a body ropes that he's gonna do some with his schedule
So we can try to be around schedule so I could be around everybody, but I just need one guy
Sir, I just need a little bit of grain sir
My town is struggling everyone's dying of hunger
a problem indeed what about this hmm what I guess cook let's me
get that but wait we have to add it to our team who we adding who's Barry Barry ZB
that's who zombie barricades he's our peer but he's very good here's the
problem with ZB and I'm saying this because I don't want us to make a
decision and then we find out this later down the road and people are upset.
ZB has like 15,000 hours in rest. Now how much of those hours are memeing and
dicking around a lot? Has he played the game since the game first came out? Yes.
Is he the best player on the server? Is he a signature right now? No. But he's
also not running around and being a dick bag. He's not... ZB's good people. He
He can withhold himself on like 99% of the server.
OK.
I don't know.
And everyone giving me help for saying that.
Chat, I would rather us talk about this now instead of later
and fuck us over even harder.
I will say that the Rust no qualification
is up to the modern discretion.
So if they believe he's going to be a good fit, not
restricted, then they will do that.
It's not based on hours.
although I would say 15,000 hours.
Pretty deep, all right, bro.
Yeah, but see, that's the difference.
ZBS 15,000 hours, you know what he's doing?
He has a bridge called the River Run Inn
where he built a prison underneath it
and he's trying to get people
to come and live in his crack village.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gorse, gorse.
track said you didn't give him access to his own channel
what?
because I did
that's what he said
so what are we thinking?
check again
what are we thinking?
well first let me check out this thing
man in Vembers track, I let him see it right there
he has access to the mid-end
I see it right there
We need we need more guys the oh, yes, we can be if we take out Jimmy we have trained nice to be a no-mad we have two stocks
I would see the current contestants are
Act all the way to boy
And Barry.
But then now we have the problem of Barry.
That's just not going to work.
Yeah, I know. I know. I know.
That's not going to work.
That's a big problem.
Neither is, I mean, and obviously I want Max Holloway on our team.
That'd be fucking awesome.
I just want to talk to the guy and gaming with him is sick.
I have to eat the bullet for that sure but that again has absolutely
0% health towards the problem I had right now
Well your problem it would have our problem tonight
There's an apex player we can get that's online. It's our problem peanut you cocksucker
Cuz whenever we're getting rated in the morning to early evening because that's where 90%
Of the fucking players play
Who am I going to defend with?
We could get an Apex player that's currently new to the game, but is a shooter in general.
Kind of like another like, symphony slash, designful slash rope situation where he could become really good and he's grinding a lot.
He's a free agent.
If I show the discord like the channels that are in the discord, will it leak anything or
no?
You know, I wouldn't, I would probably not do that.
Well, I wanted to make a point because all the fucking morons of chat are saying this
isn't peak times.
I'm just scrolling through and literally every single channel has more than four people
and all the big teams have six plus.
I just wanted to prove it wrong, but I get it.
I don't know. I don't know who we get. I don't know who we get. I don't know who we get.
Guys, we're not going to be able to get Alwey. I was restricted to being solo because Alwey
is like a Rust Pro lowkey. I was, even if we wanted to get Alwey, the mods made her
Yeah, you can always poach sin. I
Missed my little symphony. That was my duo in the morning kid but we could touch it lucky. I
Could I could poach your services. I can make sweet love to him, and I think you come home
I don't think that that would affect their team at all. I mean, they're still so deep
over there. Did they lose design for now? No, Cypher's
still there. I mean, Designful is even on right now and they are. Designful quit though.
I heard that's what I mean like when a design full technically quit and they're already looking to replace them
We could just maybe convince design to come home
You gave me a design quit. Is that quit Jack?
um
Or is he like out I
Don't I don't know. He was like I might just take this wipe off. It's my birthday. I'm losing my mind
You guys made him lose his mind on his birthday track. You're a piece of shit. What the hell?
You may have lose his mind on his birthday you piece of shit give us our metal bag right now
It was the white walk. I wanted to give you a medal, but I can't join the call
Permissions to join the college is double-deck. It's not you gave me permission to close his channel not a baddie to the noise
I'm gonna get a walk to you. I'm good. I'm going to the server. Okay
I'm going to the server. Here we go. I'm in the server. I'm clicking the top server settings rolls
And I'm scrolling down. I'm clicking on bodies of the north. It says nine people manage members
ASU base trade dapper design full drag drag TV
right, right?
Yes
Okay, I can't join it. I don't know. Let me try removing you and adding you back. Okay, I
I
Just added you back
I
I joined up now there
Okay, you can't
know the fucker
Stupid beds, okay, just unlock it. Oh wait. I think I know why
Was it because I don't know you're an idiot
Yes
Yeah, I think it was
Okay, I never okay. I added all your guys to baddies of the north, but I never made it so baddies of the north could join that
17,000 metal is what I'm bringing you back. So you gave me that's a fetus
600 high quality
Today case today case today case
Okay, I'm gonna keep the metal give us today case. I
Can ask you are you guys real quick?
Don't ask just do your yeah, don't ask. Just trust me. They have all in mind from today
So you won't even tell me don't even tell me what he felt me. What was that track?
You can go back in the UI and we
600 high quality 10 acres
Yeah, that's inciting. I'll have to report you to the high command.
I'm reporting to the high command. I'm reporting, yeah, all right. I'm reporting to the high command.
I'm jerking off. Yeah, I'm jerking off.
I spoke to you about jerking off. I spoke to Kloaksy last night, but I can't, I mean, they're live.
I don't want to say it on teams that are ruining everything. But me and Kloaksy kind of needed your take on something.
What? Yo, Jeff.
well I can't see it can I call you real quick sure absolutely drag we're
trying to figure out our plan you cocksucker sorry this is the last one
and I go and I leave it again your mental oh yeah hey kids you better send me
a picture of your ass as well damn any left now it's awkward
No chat, shut, I do.
Some of you guys, I just want to grab you.
Like the movie Billy Madison, I just want to grab you by your cheeks and I just want
to fucking shake you.
I want to shake the shit out of you.
Shut up!
You know what I'm saying?
That's all I want to do.
I just want to shake the fucking shit out of you, man.
We're not screwed.
We're not fucked.
We need one guy, one person in the morning.
That is the whole conversation.
That is it, that is it.
Yes, we're strong at night.
We're not strong in the other 14 hours of the day.
We gotta fix that 14 hours.
Yes, am I selfishly needing someone's help?
Yes, yes, do I plan a different time slot than my voice?
Yes, been in the same time slot for four years.
I'm not changing it for fucking rust, okay?
Yes, believe it or not, yes.
I know it's a crazy comprehension
that other streams don't revolve completely
around peanut, I know.
So, here's the problem.
We need players.
Here's the solution.
We, as a team, decide on getting a player
for this time slot.
Are we good?
Do we understand who needs a grilled cheese?
Gav, start whipping up grilled cheeses.
If they got a lift, they got a limp,
hand it to them for free.
Everyone else, fucking Twitch primes, okay?
That's what we're doing.
And do we have any other questions?
Is there any other questions?
Is it there is?
I would love to answer them right now
so I can not look at chat
and see the same shit for nine more hours.
Any other questions?
Any other questions?
Okay, are we good?
Okay, sweet heavens, Lord Almighty.
Y'all gon' make me spanked!
Oh, shit!
Woof!
Dammit!
Now y'all made me hungry, let me text my wife.
This is your fault!
No, don't say of course!
Is that you, leaving Rogue?
No, I'm not here yet.
Oh, Coco's back!
Hey, Joey, YouTube check, y'all better shape up!
Joey's threatening no more gifted subs!
That means Lottie all got to watch ass!
That's the top dog right there better watch it oh my gosh I thought someone was robbing us
Joey thank you so much for the hundred dollar super chat bed
On the roof here so that lights up, you know, how's the land better? Hell yeah, I'm gonna watch you as I yell at my chat
Refuse
Last question. Why are you so fast bad timing and a bad attitude next?
Sim's making fun of me. Well if he talks too much or if he lifts his head backwards he might catch flight with the wind blowing into his nostrils. I ain't too worried about a bird. Next!
I'm gonna get a fuse real quick.
I hope you're able to find one, but I haven't found one yet.
I
Am going to be calling meeting up the houses and I believe
And we will have
What
To defeat the north
Wait, what what was that conversation was didn't like this cutting out. No, I can I I know I'm just not talking in those
Pauses run for dramatic purposes you dipshit
I'm not taught. Oh my god. Are you fucking raised on Mars? I
Pause for dramatic effect
You dip ass. Did you tell me how cheese Mike wasn't just turning it over here? No, you piss shit now. Listen
closely you fuck off of the tweaker you fuck ass
Fuck ass tweaker you're free. Listen up diarrhea ass. I'm gonna tell you something you'll listen
I think the forces in the north are going to come down and kill both ours and Cloaksey's base.
Not just Yuda's team. I think all the forces in the north.
That is why I'm going to call a house meeting.
And I'm going to see what's going on, alright?
They think this may end up with us teaming up to defeat the North.
We simply don't have the manpower.
I don't even think we'll have the manpower after we team up.
From tell-you-be it's dad, brother.
Those motherfuckers up there are something else.
They got magic. They got magic, brother.
They got giants. You ever seen a giant?
You ever you ever been like John Snow seen a giant walking through. I'm telling you it's real. They got people they got giants
They got people with three arms and aimbot. It's unbelievable. Oh my good warlocks. Oh my goodness
Warlocked. Oh my god. Oh my god
No, I'm not a giant. I'm hodor. I'm the budget version of a giant with a speech impediment
Oh my god, you're kind of done. Oh my god. Okay. You didn't need to add on to it. What the fuck you're stupid
It's like the whole door. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
I think you know
Okay, have we have we come to conclusions on what we're doing or we just say a fucking hutch deal with it
Stop losing kits. Well, what guys who do we buy? I don't know. I say we poach
I offered you a few things I say we poached him. I didn't send back home
No, no, that's not a good idea because I think we're gonna team up with them to beat the door that he was
So we'll do I could
Get some things against us in my two meetings. That's I think she may happen to the north of the other guys
So we have ZB, if you don't think it's a good idea.
We have Random Ballard Person, that Rogue suggested, which I don't know who that is.
No, I didn't recommend a Ballard Person, I say Apex Person.
Oh, Apex, sorry, Apex?
Yeah, Apex.
completely different. Um, back's Holloway and his buddy.
Pete, when you say they're dead, it'll be as present as we
need them to be. Yeah, they won't be, but, but we still
picked them up 100%. Uh, every other team can fuck off.
I'll be off the UI whenever I need to be. But yeah, I don't
know, bro. I don't know. I guess I just got stuck in up
a little bit. Do we have an ETA on officer? Well, he's a late guy. It's not going to
fucking help. Fuck.
Man, old man. Man, old man.
This is a problem.
So why does, why does Sim not work?
Is it stuff that I, we just can't talk about right now?
No, no, no, no, Sim, no, I mean, he can try to poach him, but, I mean, he's on our
enemy team.
I'll poach him.
I know, I know his sweetness.
Do I, do I have authorization to poach?
You can try the buzzer.
Alright.
Where are you?
I'm so sorry!
Chad is Sim still on?
Yes he is.
Okay.
I should probably not bring a kid over here, I'm gonna get sauced.
I run over with my hands up. Oh
Nadeshots in here
I had two four key nose
Two days ago and like back to back you've inspired me bros always the key nose always the fucking you know
If some doesn't work out. We should probably just get no co I
Think it's gonna work out. Let me give me a second. I'm meeting
Wait chat, what's the hello I come in peace
I come in peace
Come in peace
Good I'm just looking for a stem. I just need to talk to him about his Geico insurance
Some meeting
Hey, what's going on, where's this meeting at?
Hey, we're busy people, bro
Oh, then you're busy as second dick. I didn't mean that it's been a rough day
You've taken nine AKs from me. I didn't mean that I didn't mean that at all in the slightest
You know, I got compulsive issues and I apologize sincerely
Anyways, when's he gonna be home?
I
Don't know but do you mind killing me actually send me send me to my grave
So this is the best feeling I've felt all day. Thank you so much for that. Yes for it
Yes for it, bro. Yeah, bro. You've taken everything from me. What do you mean?
You have a Thompson, bro. You broke in to my
Tracks and you stole everything from me
Fucking five deep. I've been running around with cocoa with a bow and a bad attitude
Just to be clear am I speaking to mr. 4.7 percent
I
Because your name was that on the
Someone stole that phone and changed the name. I would never name myself that
Number one number two those were juiced odds
They were nuked because I was body in the AI top top kills
I would like to have you know in terms of
Scientists and that nuked my KD or not nuked my accuracy
Where the hell is a bird knows that's scientists on scientist crime
Where the hell is bird knows? Where is he? Can you take me to him?
He's uh, he's up north
You got a bag up there. Oh
Man, I don't got a bag right now up in that hell scape brother that place sucks dick
Yeah, nothing but pain real baddies bro, why'd you move south if it's for the baddies then
Well, you know bro, we got that we got to dominate the entire map can't just go stick into the north
We're coming for the south next
Is a board
Hey, man
Are you are you down badly? Do you want it? You want an AK like I can I can give you one if you want no
No, no
No handouts
I will take it from your dead corpse and two to three business days when you die to a mind and I find you laying on the ground
Suffering I will come up to you and when you think that the light is at the end of the tunnel
I will pull a knife from underneath my butt cheeks
I will stab you in the jungler and I will take your life, but is that come on good terms
Hello Chad, what's wrong earlier? Is that Chad?
Who is that?
We haven't formally met yet. What's your name?
What's your name what's your name daddy?
What's your actual name Jackass?
Coming out
Promo oh you you fucking bitch
You fucking bitch, yeah, you had that's my sniper. What the hell was that that's my gun
What the hell was that hutch? That's not like it was a rough morning. It was
I've already said that I've already said it multiple times is my wife's fault
Let me explain she made my coffee today, and it was cold my water. It was warm
How am I supposed to operate as a grown man when my coffee is cold my water is warm. It's her fault. I
Take no responsibility. What was the
Huh? There was a humidity that
It is like temp in the room
Temple's good. Temple's good. I'm gonna be honest your phone keeps getting renamed to mr.
4.7% I haven't had that phone in three fucking days Jack as okay. I haven't seen that since Vietnam
All right, that was gone 23 deaths ago
She got in here
No, it's not it's not fear it's it's it's it's you get to a point where you lose so much shit
That you just stopped carrying the shit anymore if I'm walking down Long Beach, California
And I get robbed every day at some point I gotta stop bringing my phone with me. That's where I'm at
I'm in Long Beach, California right now. Oh, that's how you went wrong
So I'm bringing a gun what happened to you bro my entire team is on at nighttime
I'm by myself with a man who's been up for 20 hours with a fucking bow, and he's still better than me
I'm operating with pennies and nickels, and I'm at the high roller table
This is hell
This is hell we were out here last night
Acting like we're some charity work and now that we got a little bit stronger. You're looking for
You're looking for a symphony. Huh trying to talk to symphony what I can't say hello to my friendly perp
We were down
Hey, I'll have you know symphonies a lot locked with the baddies
You geez hutch sorry for earlier. There's a team meeting up north. I gotta go
I'll be back. I'll be back with multiple kits and domination in my eyes. Chat, they already
know it's shocked. Yeah, they already know. Oh, Humber master. Hardware. They are. It's
spread like wildfire. They already know what I'm here for. What did you do? What did
Yeah, they already know I'm trying to get symphony
There they probably already talked about in the discord and convinced them not to come over it's shocked
I'm gonna give it a shot still but they're already gonna
You know what's dude, it's so funny how similar we are
I was just thinking about going on my phone and playing the that music that's always in the movies when they sit outside the
Window throwing rocks at it. That's what was going through my mind when I was running up
But I think it's probably already chopped there
They've told me that the northern teams are having a meeting right now. It's probably the same shit you were talking about
That's what I'm saying is we got a team of a closer team to beat the north. I ain't they're gonna keep up the C-9s
Yeah
Just probably get no co that we get some no no cuz no cousin apex player
He's brand new to the game like gave me to take care of the note easy yet
But he's gonna be playing all hours, and he's gonna be grinding and he's a good player like when he's gonna be good
He's gonna be good. Oh, yeah, let's get Mr. Don't go. Yeah, that's fine with me
Good no going officer
The law is no goes joining with the expectations of we need you in the early shift
With hutch with him. Let me give him a phone call real quick. Let me confirm
I'm calling right now
Let me make sure he's gonna be grinding. Let me make sure he's gonna be locked. Let me make sure he's got the hours
on him right now
He streams in the morning hutch. Okay. Good. Thank God. Thank God
Thank God
Chat, be easy on everybody with the meta stuff, it's okay, it's not a big deal, man.
There's fucking 30,000 of you in here, of course they're gonna hear it.
They had about probably 500 people go to their chat.
They're trying to steal his symphony!
They're trying to steal his symphony!
You know what I'm saying? Like, it's kinda hard not to.
He's on the server?
Yeah, yeah, I told him to go this way.
I'm gonna have to drag him in.
Get him over here, get him over here.
Let me out of the door and this way, dude.
Alright, we got ourselves a guy. We got ourselves a guy.
Noko's a shooter, good ad, cool.
Good, finally, finally!
This is great news!
Yeah, we'll have Koko take Noko through the aim trainer and Noko will be a fast catch
I'm actually I'm actually pumped
Of course also good vibes at the same time, so it's gonna be a double good vibe
I am do we have what we need to craft a case I need to craft a case cuz we are like fucking out
Yeah, you need to you should craft like today case and whatever you need I'll go get
Well, I'm currently trying to do the blue room over here
this place is no go yes
good my man you've been recruited for the
nights of the fungus I'm honored don't go
let me give you the rundown okay you will
be joining our platoon in the early
evening to the late evening shift
okay let me give you a rundown of what
you get okay I wish morning yes morning
I wish we had things to offer you right now. We got a couple of pumpkin seeds
We got a couple of used bandages. I'm sorry. I sneezed and had to wipe it up. We got
Thompson's
Depression and a hint of anxiety lots of passion lots of depression, but when you joining this team
No, co. I will promise you I will be in training once a day
Do not watch the clip from earlier. It will bring you nothing but despair
Watch it. There's nothing you need to see. There's nothing you need to see
For the love of all things and God himself do not click that fucking clip please
Close your eyes. Yep
But I you're gonna get my best okay Coco. He's our he's our coach. He's gonna be there with us
Rogue's gonna try and be around in the morning, but it is hell right now
So we are very happy to have you part of this morning squad
I'll be part of the morning and night squad because I'm not getting the fuck off
And I heard I heard that there was a little bit of you know
depression and seeds and all that I want to let you know I've been kind of
farming these rockets apparently they're important MLRS rockets I've heard of
those yep we've got I have lots of rifle bodies
make a ton of AK's bring it all over have all of it bring it over so much
no good between me and you know this yes yeah much between me and you and
don't don't tell peanut I said this I've lost about 12 kids today and I'm not
exaggerating all a case all meds ammo brother I've lost everything and and
when when they get on tonight and they see what the damage I've done they're
gonna be pissed so I need you to craft those fucking AKs right now I'm coming
over I'm coming over let me invite you I can't invite you to the squad where
yeah oh on grids pay K-11 on my way like hop right corner K-11 I'm dead ass in the
middle of my base I'm not very good at building a base I just know how to shoot
a gun that's it I would bring it back yeah I have like five extra 28 backpacks
or whatever the 28 space back this is great news I've lost all those today as
well this is great news I have maybe like 200 metal pipes I mean ever everything
there's so much
all right we need a high quality metal high quality metal bring everything
everything bring it on though I mean oh my god yeah everything we'll taxi it
all over I'm gonna bring the helly and we'll get it all over here done we'll
Make sure that our builders get you a room.
All right, we are three to a room right now.
They probably already built a room.
They did.
It's already there.
I think there's like two vacant rooms already.
People that have been joined, right?
They didn't leave or die or get sick or anything, right?
Those are just.
I wouldn't.
I wouldn't.
They're joined in trade recs, you and Joe man.
Ah, OK, OK, OK.
Where are you?
you say K9? Yeah K11, K11. K11, all right cool. Yep, yep. I also have a large amount of scrap.
Do we need scrap? Yes, yes we do. The spawn has already been filled, the spawn has already
been filled. Box him! It is what it is. We must just be lovers in silent again. It is what it is.
the team though right to the team that's right back to us actually I have
we actually go and live what else does it though how to double your strap what
is this glitch wait I have I have me peanut I have 5,000
scrap right now is yours the base with the scoop roof scoop roof let me see
hold on let me walk out let me walk out top the roof it's got an incomplete
roof it's got an incomplete roof basic it's like it's it's pretty bad it's
like a landing pad for your heli oh yeah I think I'm here like right right
here no no no wrong one wrong one I'm watching you you give me far too much
credit do you think I built that wait are you this way am I flying towards it top
top right corner of K11 that's got to you
pop right corner tail oh shit I'm dyslexic it's all good also I'm pretty
sure you're also flying in the opposite direction. Oh wait, yes. Yes, I'm jumping. You see me?
Boom. Good day, good day, good day. Good day to you, good day to you. Okay. Doesn't look
like Symphony's too happy with us right now. Why's that? So? Okay, you can open up.
I just called him and talked to him and I told him the news and said fuck you.
Wait, we can still have somebody I think.
Can we?
Yeah, we might be able to.
Hold on, let me make another phone call.
Set up a meeting.
Okay, so, top this top right, and then these two top things are like rockets, guns, things, right?
Okay.
There's some more stuff in there.
I have so much stuff I haven't put away.
What is his name in the phone nose or what is it and then bottom right?
It's just some some items this middle one is some gears and then this left one is like
Backpack
Yeah, backpacks and all right start loading up start loading up. Let's taxi so can we get stem as well or is that too many people?
P you give me the word
Not too sure you
Me, Rogue, Noko, Coconut, Winnie, Genji, Symphony is 8 and then we don't have room for Officer.
The thing is, Officer hasn't joined in 17 days.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm getting the Symphony phone call. Give me one second.
A real meeting. Actual meeting in person.
This is what we'll do. We'll do it like Jack is doing for his team.
He's not on the TVUI, but he has access to the bases on the TEC because obviously he's not going to play that much.
No, I don't think so.
He's been here for one hour out of the last 17 days.
All right, hand cutters.
I would bring you. We have so much storage, like you can't bring too much.
Okay, do we need any extra blueprints? I have six of them, the basic ones.
Yeah, bring them on over.
Okay.
Alright, we'll come back for the guns.
I'm getting a phone call?
Hello?
Who's this?
Hello?
Who's this?
Who's this?
Who's my best friend?
Is this?
Who's wife?
Is this Frex?
Hello.
Hello.
Yes.
Yeah.
And I couldn't make out the voice at first, but yeah, hello, Mr.
Frax.
Hello.
Yep.
Yep.
I'm doing great.
I'm doing great.
How are you?
Yeah.
No, no, I'm doing.
I'm doing great.
Well, guys.
The north has the north has my back.
Really productive conversation with this guy.
Okay.
Well, thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
Yeah.
I told him that I've been making a lot of friends.
Yeah, I've been making a lot of friends, so I think I'm
Did try to tell me about how many kids that he's got from hutch today and he did mention the baddies of the north the baddies of the north
Okay, got it. No for sure. Thank you so much. I appreciate it close to the sun. Yep
Um, yep, you might be open absolutely will do thank you so much
much.
He sounded curious.
Thank you for calling.
He killed the city.
I've heard.
Yep.
I have your number.
I have your number.
Sounds curious.
Yep.
I have your number.
Okay.
Curious beaver, you could say.
He was a curious beaver.
You say too.
Can I get that phone, Noko?
Can I get that phone?
Removing the hutch.
I didn't tell him who we're...
Oh yeah.
No problem.
You can get the phone.
Are we friends with the north?
It's okay.
Yeah.
When he comes back and finds out that he's going to be with hutch again, he'll
learn to love it.
I could remove my mother fucker
Now he'll learn to love us. She'll learn to we all love us. He'll learn to love us. I
hate us
I hate the way he talks. I hate the way he walks. I
Hate his rolls. I hate his hair. I hate his small hands
If you add nipples, I'd hate those too
nah, I
think
that we
cast
Hodgson to the wasteland forever. You think we give her the north?
We we don't only give him to the north we put him on a pike and give him to the north as a gift dad
Like enough food to last them the long winter yeah, they'll be that'll be enough food
I love this is uh, Symphony speaking.
Symphony!
Yeah.
Sacrifice could go huge.
There's somebody I could call.
We can also go public.
Wait, give me a second, guys.
Shut up.
Symphony.
Wait, who is this?
It's Hodge.
I don't know what you're saying.
Who is this?
It's Hodge.
Oh!
Well, well, well, what's up, man?
Symphony, you know, I'm hearing
that we may have a spot opening up here, you know?
You know what I'm saying?
Ahhhh.
And I feel like you have multiple spots since you kicked me off of the team.
Don't say since you.
Don't say since you.
We've been lovers for a long time, me and you, nostrils.
A long time.
Remember those mornings together we had?
I'm not gonna do that.
We have had some good mornings, you know.
We have.
We have.
Yeah, he's licked it a fuckload, dude.
We did have a great morning and you still decided to kick me off the team.
Don't say you.
Don't say you.
I mean, he's silly.
That's it.
All right.
I'm gonna.
I'm gonna do right now.
One second.
Rope doesn't know how to shut up.
Let me let me call you right back.
It wrote doesn't know how to shut the fuck up.
Let me call you right back so that she doesn't lose it
to another closeie right?
And then I think that'll be...
Sorry, I had to.
Let's fly back home before we murdered here.
And then we come back.
Yep, yep, yep.
Hey, you know how to fly?
I absolutely don't.
Okay.
Never in my day of my life.
How the fuck do we get up there?
I
Give me one second. I don't have a flashlight on this gun
There you good stand right there. I'll jump on your head. I'll get up there drop down and pick you up
It's right here. It's right here. It's actually it's on this corner right here. There's a little spot. I think you just jump up
Aha. Yep. Nice
Yeah, yep, yep
Get the hell out of here.
I was feeding to fix that, but I'm glad I didn't.
You may die to turrets, just so you know.
I can drop down in one second.
I cannot see you.
Oh, there you are.
So adjusted.
OK, I'm ready.
That was almost really bad.
If we died right there that would have been a tragedy and I would have been so sad.
Thank God that's Helen Keller down there.
Yeah no shit is that an actual person or is that a turner?
Yeah that was a person.
That was a person.
Oh.
So it's got a kill on sight thing.
Oh, welcome to hanging out with me, Noko.
This is all it's ever gonna be from now on.
You see someone?
The bullets are flying shortly after.
No matter what.
No matter what.
If I'm not dying, it's a good- it's a good five minutes.
Oh, shit.
Welcome to the Thunderdome.
holy shit oh shit please don't crash oh everything's fine everything's fine you
are in great hands never crashed a heli in my life
yeah this is our this is our base builder and the man who's thought of
this insanity rain can you give him a poor of the building yeah of course follow
rain no on yep yep yep yep
I actually don't have all the codes I actually don't
Sorry about that. Hello? I was getting our loot all situated.
Hey, hey, no. Uh-huh. No worries, uh, Mr. Hutch. No worries, brother.
So what were you saying? Cut to the chase, Sam. I need you back. I need you. I need your nose.
I need, I need, I need, I need, I need you back. And I've worked real hard on...
I need you back and not even on some like inside shit. They bring me my AK's that you stole from me all 34 of them today
No, I just want you home. That's all I just I need my sim home
Time to come home from college
What like what you're doing right now is fucking insane
It's all labeled, it's all labeled.
You're welcome.
Wow, I feel like I'm just dumb.
You're welcome.
Dude, you're welcome.
You're fucking huge.
Why?
Why am I fucking huge?
I'm giving you an offer to come home.
Okay.
Okay.
You're group is called the baddies of the north.
How about you just run around with no pants on and stick your asses out?
What kind of name is that?
that you telling me you don't want to be part of the bungie nation you don't
want to be part of the fucking the kingdom are you shitting me the baddies of
the north more like the north that's not you you're a stone cold killer you're
an assassin like John Wick but five foot two and with a nose the size of King
I'm going to be in a good way, you know.
Okay, good, good, good, good, good, whatever.
One second, I'm about to run out of minutes.
Sprint is a bunch of fucking pens.
I'll call you right back.
As soon as you are able to touch the cross,
the first door you go through, you go up.
You basically go up the cross,
you go on the door.
So if you go back up.
Sorry, I had to re-app on my minute.
back. Coco misses you too. How do I get on it? Yeah, you know what? I miss Coco, dude.
I know Coco had nothing to do with the team, but you? I don't know. Well, don't you guys
have like allies and stuff? Why do you need someone else? We don't need anybody. All
We already got no go. We'll be fine. I just want you Sam. I want you home
I want I want to hear one dead two dead and I'm not the one dying
You know, I want I want you to be next to me man
It's like a game or brothers
Would like
The world you know, we've come from the same cloth. Yeah, your cloth is a lot smaller a lot more petite has wrinkles in it
some stained edges and mine's perfect and larger and sexy and full head of hair
but we're the same cloths and
If only you fought like this three days ago, brother
Did he hang up on me shift all right we tried
Sim's a dead end. I tried didn't work is what it is
What? I told you we talked to him later.
Sims are dead and it ain't workin'.
Yeah I can post in the chat.
Actually I can't, I don't remember it.
Anybody remember the code?
Yeah I remember it.
Let me just say it, we can't get code written anyway.
Me as well.
I think that those guys rogue had a meeting and they're doing something like coming over
here but there's no way he was leaving that squad.
Zero chance.
I mean bro we booted him, made him fake a new team and now we're asking him to leave
that team.
Even if he did leave, I would die if he shot.
There's no way.
I mean he kind of sounded a little potential on the phone did you talk to him like in the last minute yes
Maybe maybe peanut would be able to whisper sweet nothings into his ear
So the biggest thing is really, that the crick is right up in the middle of the wall.
Possibly.
I'm currently transferring all of these to get loot into the base so that you guys can
get raided.
I'm going to split just for you.
Fucking skull on primary eyes again.
Yeah, there should be some cards over in there, her and Coco's bases as well.
There's two of them cards.
I'm leaving those though too, because we can use them to move the cards out
of the place and get rads easy.
So I'm just leaving this one.
Got you.
It's gonna take me a few trips.
trip
Six seven six seven
I'll try to
We have to have the rest of them because I've used mine you've used yours
Now
I think everybody knows about everything while me and no co were moving his stuff. He got called by Frank's
Oh, yeah, I think everybody I think everybody knows about everything already brother
Yeah
Why be we both know how it happens I got a bunch of fucking narks in here
Even whenever I was over there talking to them
I was like I want to talk to sim and they were like sim solidified here, huh?
She's not going anywhere, and I was like, oh well fuck
Brothers in battle. Yeah, baby. Do you need any return? Yeah
More than we need to be that possibly
Coconut is very persuasive. What am I doing with?
Very very emotional very locked. I think that's the true answer to getting somebody. Yeah
Yeah, that's only a piece that's something that the hipsters are saying nowadays
Is that mean that mean told off?
Oh my god, what the hell is going on in this chat dude? I've lost all control rust is ruining this chat
Holy shit. We're using terms like mob
I picked the hammer.
Jesus.
Yeah, shit on.
Say shit on. Make me feel bad about myself.
Mocked?
You can't say that to me.
Mocked. It's like using large words
to explain math to me.
It's just fucking weird.
Where do we...let's go get some more components.
We see the metal fragments of the turrets, we see the metal fragments.
That way, if your mini is low health, you can use this as a help to kill it and get it back so that it will always be replenished.
Okay, I'll be honest with you.
Yeah, I'm kind of back. Yeah, so the other thing is there's low grade fuel, that's what we use to, like, pilot the helicopter.
So if someone's like, we need more fuel, we don't need to use it anymore.
Yeah, because you don't even know how to use it, you have none left.
Motherfucker! I need to start using those f***ing big drop-downs. Holy shit!
shit
Hey Coco
Let's go hit some barrels
I just killed someone outside on the who was
You saw her rope
I've been said the building now. I had a kid on they had a kid on there to come on here if you can
I'm feeling it's gonna be a way to be honest
It's a way she'll leave it all here
are we we're so allied with that we're right no we're not no we're not so I
should take all this
I was on like a she hates us now hey I'm asking rogue do you hate us or do you
love us I think she hates us now because so be honest when we're huh okay
okay okay good good good putting all this stuff back on I was hesitant
Do you hate us because I heard you hated us now because the peanut kept shooting you
Okay, thank God, thank God that could have ruined my day even more
All right, still go with how we that's good
I'm gonna be honest how we almost just turned on me, but I won that
I couldn't even worse day even worse day
I
Stolen the Jesus taxes that's the I take some taxes what were you saying by the way you said something
You know what I said, I don't remember I lost my train of thought. I don't need it. I don't think I need a bed
I'm going to show you what the empty bedroom is
He knows where the empty beds are though and then we'll have I think coconut will
locker you up and then you know make a bed you might be able to make a bed like that.
More paddles!
Oh my god.
Did you just believe me?
Yes.
What does he call it?
Pawsma balls.
Pawsma balls.
Pawsma balls.
Hey, what time is that meeting happening?
7 p.m.
I'm ordering.
I'm ordering.
I'm going to eat it.
I'm going to have a hotpot.
I'm probably like 6.15.
All right.
I got to get hours in.
So I'll stay on until the meeting and then I'll jump off after the meeting.
Go get hours in and then maybe get back on tonight.
hours in the game by the game by the game by
I'm building a shack for the beating right now cool I am just getting
resources we should go and do something road to go get a case
I'll be able to craft them I should say I'll be able to you probably already
have a way more than enough to craft the UK's but what I'm doing before I do that
though is I'm just simply transferring all the loot from Junji's base over just
so that another situation where Junji's loot gets you need another body or
no I'm just getting resources right now but yeah I can come over
A wolf in sheep's clothing.
and for cocoa training funds thank you so much for the fiverr thank you so much I'm
gonna need all the money I can get to pay for my training training went good today
the training went good today hit a new PR three headshots 2.1 seconds it's good
feeling good feeling dangerous
Yeah, I think Noko's loot is good.
Husband today, absolute hell.
Be happy you missed it.
You think of me as lesser of a man.
song good oh my god I stole no ghost phone I'm just gonna I'm just gonna hold
on to it hey coconut
All right, are you running back and forth or are you many should I go to the roof?
I have been running so I don't attract
Get many I'll grab some low-grade
So far he keeps drawing penises, so he needs help.
Who, me? I've drawn three penises!
Man, I'm a riot.
But yeah, I'll help you right now.
You have thrown me out of the bus twice now.
Are you fucking serious?
I'll see you soon, man. See you soon.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
There it is.
Did that even work?
Actually...
How the hell did I do that?
Get out of my room!
If I harder for Sam?
Brother, I'm gonna be honest with you. You cannot actually you cannot
You cannot hit me
With an ex-girlfriend line and expect me to call you back and fight for you. Okay, you can't do that
I feel like I just broke up with sim. You know what I mean at this point. It's GG's in my mind
That's where we're different some people in here they hear that line they fight harder me
I hear that line. I cut all ties block them on insta go after their best friend
You know I'm saying different approaches different approaches. Also, this is for sure not gonna be able to get blown out of here
You're flying back over here, I got low grade we just take one minute. I don't take two
Yeah, I could find back. All right. Are we going back to my spot? Is that we meant?
Alright now. We have Jinji's loot base. Oh my gosh. We could have a group broke that'd be awesome
That would actually be next level next level strats
Yeah, I would do the snakes that one is cool. This is also pretty cool, too
I figure out what um I
I will hear no Brooks Lander in here. Brooks is a fucking saint. I will ban anybody in here who says a damn negative thing about Brooks.
What's up, baby?
Just talking shit about Brooke right now.
Man, rain.
Mm-hmm.
That's everything.
So I said, asshole, it's food. I need food.
Yep.
You hungry?
Okay.
Thanks so much.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate it.
I still need a bed.
Oh, we need to give you a bed, actually. Yeah, we need a bed.
Yeah, yeah, I was inside of your bed.
No.
I'm going to make you one more time.
OK.
All right, D-Thing, I'll let you know.
I'll let you know how I'm feeling.
I do need a tool.
I've already had a DC.
I'll take an ice.
Yes, sure.
Chad, you want anything?
Chef's here.
Want any little jerky things?
That's it.
That's good for now.
OK.
Yep.
No, what?
Chow wants tequila and a grilled cheese.
It's an interesting combination.
Oh, I'd love some. Yeah, I just don't want to interrupt whatever you're doing.
Oh, okay. Sweet. Sounds good.
Yes, Iced and beef stick to hold me over.
Okay, then yes.
thank you this is just did I shit on my pillow oh yes I love Billy cheese steak
oh I've noticed no onions though you put onions on it I send it back and I
kill you I am I am okay I was a top standing
next break.
In game.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm playing Liberty.
Athletics, I don't care what else you do, don't put onions on it.
You want to put peppers?
Sure.
You want to put some fucking sauce?
It's been 200 generations of hard work?
Why not?
You put onions on it, I send it back.
Oh, I've been with my wife, high school sweetheart, she's very lucky, very lucky.
You're the lucky one, aren't I?
Jesus, Mother of Joseph!
It's broke, it's broken.
Alright, you hammered?
You have dumped the bitties like five times today!
You usually fall this I was flying perfectly solo and then all of a sudden you join the mini and nothing just like
Fucking hit the ground and then flew up in the air like someone heavy was on the back of it
You ain't petite who you've fallen you ain't petite neither you built like a commercial fridge as well
As well
Big yeah, yeah, you are yeah, you are
You build like a dump truck. Yeah
Yeah, you make that car behind you look like a key up
That's because I'm six foot eight and built like a commercial fridge, but you ain't petite I'm petite
Are we fucking, are we like, are we attacking ourselves here?
Yeah, we're going to, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm emotional.
This whole sin ain't got a goop of emotional.
It has been just a bad day, just a bad day.
It ain't nothing good coming from anything, you know?
Just all sides, chats bad, you know?
I have chat saying, this is Jinji shit leaving the lounge.
And I'm like well guys you remember what happened last time Jinji like left too much shit at the base
We're helping the guy with a bow murdering a naked guy in front of me. Do I mark this?
Hey, what the hell's going on over here why you shooting that man with a bow? Oh
Yeah, that's my bad. That's my bad. Hey my bad. My bad. He's getting mugged down here
All right, you ready? You ready? You ready? I
I don't know I didn't even look listen when you had a day like me rogue you don't pick no battles
Yes, yes
Yes, sir, I have a I have a I have a little collection of mine. I want you to look at it
You know, it's right there when you got time, you know sub by okay, I will you'll like it, you know
This is Gavad, Gavaditch.
Oh, Rogue, you still have the picture! Do you still have the picture, Rogue?
Uh-uh, no- oh yeah, somewhere, it's probably somewhere, it's probably somewhere.
Ha ha ha!
Man, I don't know, I don't know how it didn't get you.
That was banger, that was banger gun switching, camera switch fucking flashbang, fuck- fuck me up.
Ha ha ha!
Alright, I'll come and take a look. I gotta transfer all this stuff over.
Thank you, brother
Yeah
Later bro, huh?
So that guy is a pro player like our I don't think he's a lot of these guns
Or maybe he just had a bow for the one time I caught him
But he popped out of a random building when I was walking around this area
Yeah, I'm in the back with an arrow
Flash bang me took his instant camera out took a picture of me
Then hit me with another arrow and I was lucky enough to kill him and I looted his body
And he literally was ornamentally a picture me getting shit on on in his body
Because he was just trying to or max and that dude like yeah, that guy's a freak
Careful around that guy that guy will get you
Chats all saying absolute giga giga Chad. Yeah, you know, he's a giga Chad that dude knows how to do that shit
Taking a picture made murder that's insane
It's so the space is so loaded
It's insane.
Okay, coming back out.
You loot the coffins on the roofs?
Yeah, I'll do those.
That might be enough to take out from the time game.
Might have enough stuff.
Okay.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I forgot a lot of...
That's a big, big, very...
This, on this case, we get insecure if I left this alone.
Davious dog!
Bavis dog
Hutch, Bavis is this
Hutch you're not that good at video games, but I like watching you cuz you're funny
Can we mocks can we ban that fucking guy I mean what are we doing? Are we doing anything?
Stop saying true
Stop saying true
That is not I am a killer
Killer, contracted, contracted, killer, trained in the arts of gaming for many of years, own
talents, skilled, precise, elegant, petite, full head of hair.
i've never seen this chat
on the same page on mike right this second this is
this is unchartered territories
that was a fine
what do you mean?
L. Hutch
your name is Beezer
i don't think i need to say anything else
fuck does that even mean?
thank you thank you isn't it really weird I can pull this off I can
where'd you get burkeys from?
I told her
oh dude isn't Comber's not like Comber's
I think Comber's in pretty dark good that sauce is
oh thanks honey that's a thing oh my god
I love you too
I love you too
I'm not talking to you peanut why would I tell you
But I love you as you were talking about Calvars.
It's going on, right? How are you?
Sorry.
All right, I love you too a little bit, but sometimes, right now, when you're helping me get me teammates, this is nice.
Can you show me the telephone? I saw a tele here.
I love you, bitch.
I love you, too.
Yeah, of course.
Oh, I think this server is about to really pop the fuck off.
I think wars is very close. I mean hell people might get rated tonight from what the sounds like
The ship from last life
Has been dramatic
Mm-hmm. We look at our base. We're on day two of the white enough to make it
Look outside of our base. There's a whole ass dick
There's a whole ass dick. You know what I mean
Why don't you eat?
Even the dicks are growing larger and faster. I mean, this is insanity. It took four days for a dick to show up
It's been two
It's been two.
What rockets you got, MLRS rockets?
Yeah, yeah, I had the MLRS.
I gave five away to someone for a work pre-bench.
Do you know who it was?
You might be able to go back and get them, type shit.
It was Dapper.
Don't say Hutch is eating again.
I haven't eaten nothing today other than a couple of chips.
My banana, that little lunchable.
I had four eggs this morning.
Okay, I'm so sorry.
Some sausage, some bacon,
the little biscuits,
but three of them biscuits.
Did you make this?
Is this your beat?
Some grits.
Yeah, yeah.
OJ.
It's a little bit of the excavator.
Oh my God, I like this a lot.
Some fruit.
I wanted to actually just make a fuck peanut song with my with my voice that's about it
It's pretty good
Your base is gonna be open season. Just so you know, we're gonna have to figure out transport. We need to transport loot out
We need we need to do it now
Yeah
I am I ready
What's your code we'll go over there I know where it's 11 what's the code?
It's it's a six nine five four. All right, we'll be back you fly. I'll tell you where it's up
All right, we'll be back. We'll go get it
Okay
Chat what was this code I already forgot
That's exactly what I was thinking.
I think he came up first and then...
and then... did he say K-11? K-11.
Wait till you see his base. It's him. Oh, I was muted.
K-11, yes, sir. I'm eating. Sorry.
I
Washing it down with a nice DC for what? No ice sparkling ice raspberry eliminate their fucking crack
Right below us in like a half a second that one right there with the fucked up roof
Built in the bottom of the valley
He's a shooter though that's all we need very very Calabani
Chat what was it again?
6956 or 6955 6954
Good job chat good work
Mods still ban at least three people gotta keep them honest keep them on their clothes. You got nudes here
There you need to shut this door. I don't want to change the coats
I gotta put the other code in and then I'll fuck it up. You should close that
Coffins on the top, I mean, he knows what he's doing kind of
100 dollars super job from Joey don't listen to these hooligans
anyone who didn't grow up in the south will not understand how good food is
tell them Joey tell them they don't know what grandma's cooking will do to an
appetite they don't know um we don't have much I'll tell you that he's got a
five-foot-eight by chance that's good eating and McDonald's chicken nuggets
before they took out the hormones
I am not 720 pounds. What the fuck?
Wait for it.
Sorry about that.
I can't grab the metal frags. Can you grab these in the backpack or no?
Sure.
open the door and go
we're just leveling this bitch right?
take everything?
yeah i mean i don't think i want to
are you?
do you want us to keep anything here?
yeah do you want to keep upkeep in here?
i can leave upkeep
uh no you can level it
level it?
okay
You know what I'm just gonna
I'll keep the the the 1500 metal in this you saw a few days up here the scrap is there's no scrapping here
I hate you
Hey, what's up? We're not too bad. How are you just moved in?
Cool, I live like the other side of the um outpost
Oh my god.
What the hell are you holding there?
Partner, what the fuck is that?
Hey listen, listen.
Come on guys.
No, no, you're good, you're good, you're good.
No, you're fine, you're fine.
I've lost enough today.
Scrappy, get in.
Scrappy, get in.
I know, I know, I know.
You want to try to take it out?
You have my 5000 scrap that was in the TC, right?
There was nothing in the TC, but I've got all the great fuel.
Where the fuck is my scrap?
There was scrap, there was scrap, I promise.
Where's Coco?
Probably sweeping.
Oh
I'm eating right now, man. I don't know where the fuck this crap is
So if I just if I just happen to go to the outpost I won't see you guys won't see you guys there, right?
No reason at all
Oh you'd be at the airport.
Stupid.
Why would we go to the airport?
For what?
Uh, that's a broker.
These machines had better.
I'm a lot of things, but I'm not a liar or a fliss, and we're going to turn this
five into ten.
Okay.
Trust.
Trust.
Trust.
Trust.
Trust.
Trust.
Trust.
We're about to do you'll be thanking us in ten minutes. I'm gonna ride Max bet I
Swear to God rogue you better double it oh
Did you guys grab my level three workbench or does it matter? Oh, it doesn't matter
But I'm currently need even slots are you out of your goddamn mind
Come on, come on, launch!
I, I, I, I've made a mistake.
Come on, baby.
I, um, I'm down in each stand.
I am, I'm multi-tasking.
I was muted sorry love thing I'm multi-tasking seven seven seven
I've never lost so much Scrant Faster.
You're lying.
I'm taking it out, I'm taking it out of the machine.
Does that one just wasn't hit?
Let's try one more...
Oh!
They went?
400?
125?
Wait.
I went 400?
No, I went 125.
It's hot!
How much did you spend?
Oh, shit.
Um...
We're good.
Back up to even.
Don't worry.
How much?
Come on!
I addicted to that bad, I'm already out of here.
You don't even have to worry about me.
I just fell like that.
I'm back in 20 minutes!
In 20 minutes?
Oh, I gotta go check out your door.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me check your door open.
Come on, you dirty bastard.
come on escalator escalator escalator escalator no chat we're only pieces of shit if we lose
But if we win, we're great people.
Come on.
It's only stealing if you don't give it back.
If I borrow your Lamborghini for three days and drive it, it's not stolen, it's borrowed.
That's true.
Only true.
in my in my bedroom no I'm running because I don't have a card I don't
know how to fly back I'll play you I'm gonna give you your scrap I thought you
said there wasn't any scrap rogue so what's going on I took it off I got some
I couldn't get all of it from the big game, you know?
Yeah, do you mind telling me the number of scrap that you're talking about?
I have 2,247 for you.
2,247?
For you.
Just for me.
We ought to take some taxes, just some taxes.
Like, hey, welcome to our team.
We needed you and we came to you on our knees.
We need some taxes though, you know?
Mm-hmm.
Like the government.
got it got it not the AK's and the high quality metal and everything but just a
scratch I couldn't get it all from him I tried
I don't have a vision like okay so first off first off much as an addiction I
don't know what's going on right now I don't know why the thief is selling out
the guy who just drove the car that motherfucker broke he'd one who stole it
Okay, yes, did I set up a small parent or a rogue is the one who gave me this crap
So if you try to if you try to burn his house down rogue, I'll fucking put the gasoline on the floor
We see at the McDonald's fat ass I
I didn't mean that I didn't mean that
You made me upset and I apologize for going after you
You know what the quality that's good team bonding
bonding
That's it. That's all
Welcome in now give me all your money
Welcome to our family. I'm robbing you
I
Understand I can't do this anymore
I'm putting 500 strap on black and I'm gonna let it ride give me a moment here gentlemen
Oh my god, and it's all good a all profit is yours. Don't worry
No
21 you know what? Hey, it's my gift. It's my gift to you
my man
One more and we're on top of the world and I've lost it all
Okay, hold on hold on strap in gentlemen
I'll repeat my eight no go I'll repeat with the bodies of our enemies and
AK kids respectable come on can I win one more
spend 400 but i give it all back
BANG BANG BANG BANG
so wait you don't know how to fly? you got no way to hold up
that's flying lessons no way to fold up no way to walk away
and no way to run i just got attacked can't let you chopper
Yo, good news boys!
One twenty-seven hundred scrap.
So...
Do we want an attack helicopter or do we want a second transport helicopter?
Wait, everyone's yelling at me? They said I left scrap.
I don't know how. It says I have twenty-four hundred on me.
I think we want a second transport.
I can't really...
Oh, shit, I didn't have that on my phone.
Can y'all shut up!
Wait, my bag, can you one sec, I'm just-
OI, THE YEAR THAT YOU YELLIN' IN ME, YOU AIN'T EVEN RIGHT!
Alright, so another transport, yes?
See, Senor?
Um...
Ah, I mean, I dunno, dude.
Maybe wait till we'll...
Yes.
I feel like a transport we'd use more often than the attack.
That's my thought.
So, did he tell you about the fast transport?
What fast transport?
There's no way that I'm sharing a room with much.
There is no way that hutch and peanut are sharing a bedroom with me and no go gets his own bedroom
What's so wrong about having us his roommates?
You're gonna loot my fucking kids
You know what fine rogue get the fuck out of our room me and peanut will be lovers alone
I'm out for the culvers if he if I was there he'd bite it out of your mouth. Yeah, he'd like it
you're not invited to butt sex
exactly
I am opting out of butt sex
in order to have a kid ready to beat the face
you can't have that and butt sex
well you can
you can't really
I'm not here to yuck your young or anything
I'm just
I'm driving right
it's me
okay
First thing first, go to your settings.
Okay.
I need local, I need local.
I need local, I need local, local, local.
Yep.
Go to top section, B-70, crank it max.
B-70.
Crank it max, crank it max.
Okay, so.
You've never flown before?
This is the first time actually?
The first time actually, actually.
Okay, so just lift off in the air.
Wait, I gotta tell you something!
Right here, give me the piloter foot.
Just a little bit of action.
What?
We're just going to go to the car first.
Wait.
Can we grab sand sites while you're there and ammo?
Just a little bit of ammo.
We can buy it and get the crap first.
One second.
Alright.
No.
No, no, no, no.
Sorry.
That's just a little bit of a deal.
Um, there's a pest next to me. It's hard to focus, Tim.
This is the best point.
There's a pest next to me.
Okay, so, hey, it's gonna be weird.
Hey, you're so close to my teammate.
Did you know I stopped with the high-level W?
I think it's like, range is very high.
Peech! Peech!
Peech!
Ah, got it.
Hello, hello, hello, everyone
You turn turn face the other way get in the air and face the opposite dark
Keep them all not only your team space
And then you put them with me who's you who's you who's you who's you?
What do you mean you?
Yeah, who's you drag get my dick out of your mouth I thought it was
I
Those red bulls Bob good shots are really getting to him
How's the kidney stones? I'm gonna leave you piss him out yet funny business hutch
Yeah, I did no I dissolved them with water good work good work
Yeah, good work. All right. Give us some privacy. Give us some privacy
Yeah, I could have hit me with another ex-girlfriend line are you?
One second I gotta turn you up you ain't speaking with your chest
Listen man, I don't know how much longer I can
Listen, I don't know how much longer I keep this spot open
because it's gonna fill up I mean I was like let's get Sam and then like we got
this apex guy boom pulled him in and now I'm like wait there's still a chance
he's gonna come over and I tell you don't you run out of time I got to
understand dude like oh I understand if I was you I wouldn't leave either I
invited I based the team right he's only on a team because of me he seems
wherever Symphony goes I go and you only just leave them like dude he built the
base you know I can't I hear you listen listen listen you do whatever you want
but what I'm telling you is is the clock is ticking and I can only hold the
spot for so long because we got to fill it up I mean bro I'm running into you
motherfucker's five deep every day
I'm just one of your other nine guys
hey listen about I don't want to tell you dude I mean we're kind of for my
Oh, I would hey I hear you listen. I hear you. I hear you selfishly. I want you back unselfishly. I get where you at
I probably wouldn't leave neither
You know what you know, what's fucking the most in me was been calling me dude Cocoa Mrs. Yo
This is me
So you don't miss me. All right, well, but thank you for the jugular shop there that was wow, okay?
Alright, fuck you Sam. Go fuck you
Fuck you man. I heard the north is rising and
There's full-on wars going on in the north
about that actually we would because you came down and raided all of our villages
just the guy who offline raided us last night don't say the guy again the guy the guy i wasn't
even there you bird knows be fuck i wasn't even there i woke up to rockets at my own base
What's your run the team dude? I need you to start taking some accountability here, dude. I was it there
Guys what's going on everybody?
Business for no no peace and quiet over here. Good morning. Fuck you
As much as I want to play
Alright, I'll fill it up. Hey a sue you a free agent
Just kidding
Just kidding
Don't worry more time we're gonna have problems
A sue get my dick out of your mouth when you're speaking to me
I
Gotta blow me out this guy from I already know it I
Out of stars. Oh wait shit. Did you guys say we need a Sam side fuck? I bought a mini
On my way home that was hard
I don't want to run back home. I wasn't thinking. This is like the fastest way to go. Oh, shit.
No, I'm not trying to look like the serial, but like the inner gate or something, like the walkthrough, and then right above it's a ladder, and then double the ladders, and then here's a door and you're in the door.
That's like the speed exit of the cabin.
Clean!
Clean!
Rogue, do you have a moment to come guard me?
Ah, yeah, you're right here beside me.
I need to cross a couple squares, the very important materials.
I
Pause the helicopter training
What are you talking about?
Lost a mini today. I've been on too many sets that I am so row crash one
Cocoa crash one. I have a crash shit. You pussies
I don't remember I've never really bought one. I think like 750 maybe
Is it the snake one that's my room no, it's one of the bottom ones you have a base
Yeah, I did lose about 12 AKs game
Okay, bro.
Come on, down here.
Hey, the bomb, Ron.
Oh, chat.
I'm going to use the restroom.
Use the bomb, Hugh.
I'll be right back.
No, I'll come down now.
What's your sensitivity in gaming in DPI?
Let's go.
800 DPI is 0.3, 0.3.
Ew.
There's one right here.
Oh, wait.
I changed it to 0.5.
Sorry.
Okay, it's 0.5.
You're
This is a legit server just like the training maps you can do to fly
I
Do you do you do you want all of us to go or do you just need road more protection the better
This is imperative to the entire south survival if that
I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm on my way.
Should I- Should I bring heels and guns just in case?
Yes. Yes.
Get here to the fucking teeth!
Okay.
Me too, but our small base.
I don't know what that is, but I will find out.
Directly northeast of the base right now.
I passed the penis.
Who would melt on that?
I probably shouldn't carry my scrap with me, let me put it that way.
Mm-hmm water but I'm drinking water feeling water
Now because again, I'm asking all these questions how much ammo should I bring in heels what like what's a good standard amount?
On stack of five five six. I
Six urges
Six six urges six managers. Yes
six rich sorry I'm allergic to
and then you want to have a good time
excuse me, excuse me, one stack of 556, one stack of 566
six benches is six rich
you have time to like loot properly before you go though
just like bring three bandages and then or six you can be three or six
then just bring some cloth like bring a hundred cloths
the entire south depends on this moment here and now
on my way
understood
Holy fuck.
You'll get hydration from the cup.
The boom box.
I'm back guys.
Hey, I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm feeling good today.
Hell yeah.
Boys, I need 4,000 ml of water.
I'm going to get the water.
I'm going to get the water.
I'm going to get the water.
I'm going to get the water.
Yeah.
I need 4,000 milliliters of water
What the hell very specific? Yes. We need the water for it is a secret
But the entire south survival depends on it right now
Mr. Coconut if we do not get this 4,000 milliliters of water the entire south will vanish. I've not even joking
I need you to train Noko in the yard of AK.
Out of, what up Noko?
What up?
What have I missed?
I need you to take this water thing and fill it with 4,000 quickly.
Make haste, make haste.
Entire south depends on this.
Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Put the small basin with the small one.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh my god, are you alive?
There's a water pool in the No Man's Land.
We, okay, go get, go get, take this quickly.
4,000, 4,000.
You wait here and then we need you to come with us.
I'll fill it up.
Fill it up, boss, right there at the No Man's Land.
I wouldn't go to C-14 because that's where Coach's team is.
C-14, okay.
I'm back.
They walled off Excavator.
Uh, half, half walled off.
I don't even know what's possible to wall it off to be honest.
We check the building boundaries for giant excavator and no man's land that might collide and if they collide you can literally never build that
I'm back. What's going on?
We the entire south depends on this moment you're running away from water
No, no, I'm going to the water. Cocoa welcome back. No man. You go to no man's land. It has a link
Well, say it. I'm going.
E-D-D-D-D-D. Quick, Lee.
Coconut, the entire south depends on this one moment.
Hudge.
Yes, sir.
I left you under...
I left you under...
I left you under...
Hello?
Hello?
This is a super sexy, uh, hot Latina.
Oh, shh.
We weren't supposed to call till six. What's going on?
Okay, what's going on put your name from me
Shit I hung up
It needed to hang up my bad we go grab an AK
Might be the sexy latinas
45 minutes to create an entire
Is this all that you're passing me fucking slows fuck
I can't because I don't have enough room to hold them all
So can I can I come in
There's no time for that. I want to do it right after this season has to stay out of the space to the lead
Just stay right there. Can you grab all my shit then? The guns so I can be with you?
Oh god now boys. Oh god now. Is this your body? Yes
Jack how do I where's our rooms at? Is it up here? Fuck you. Oh, yes, it is up there
Commanding officer
This is going in your
Hunch rope peanut.
But you said the entire south, so that is why I wanted to be a part of it to protect you, no?
Of course, of course, yes, I still need your help with said thing.
So it's a good thing?
Yes, yes.
Yes, of course, yes.
Yes, of course.
Yes.
I'm not too sure what happened to widescreen hatch you might just not be rendering
Okay, how's that water coming to you?
Good work, good work. All right now all this stuff from quickly quickly quickly
You ready to move get you said
Okay, all right, what's cooking it gets back we all we are on the move immediately
I don't have any extra walls if you guys have walls.
Hey, hey, I have walls too, that's fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna, I'm just gonna teach you how to do this with a kit.
I thought you crouched?
I know you crouched.
You crouched and shoot.
No, you definitely, you definitely crouched and shoot.
Thank you, thank you.
Alright, let's move, let's move everybody.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Okay.
Run the move, run the move.
Not the best looking.
Not the best looking.
One moment.
Not the best looking.
Not the best looking.
Not the best looking.
Here's where it is.
Okay.
Okay
Why are we an emo?
So we's birthday every birthday the chat quickly. Oh my god
I can't fucking
Fucking basement
I'm going back over. I'm getting ammo. I'm going back. I don't care that we have
SMG MO I don't care we'll just drop it in there I thought I already dropped it
train no girl in the other world bro I know this is how to war I'm tired boss not today
I thought you don't need to train me very good player but you're gonna be a good
player I'm tired boss I don't know what else I got balls
I'm for the state of the country. I know I've taken my notes
There's no time there's no time
That's outside of that's outside
Is it there?
What the fuck is that?
There's a hole in a room!
Oh fuck.
Hey who's out there? Who's out there?
It's fucking hot!
Hey guys!
Okay, alright.
What are we doing?
Hold up, hold up, everybody's relaxed.
Everybody relaxed.
Let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in.
Come on in, come on in.
Oh my gosh, you did good!
What the fuck?
It's a hold up, hold up.
I must focus, I must focus.
I
This one our base would have looked like had you had building
Everybody back up this is a master at work. You're watching a master at work right now boys
The north could never do something like this
No, I couldn't.
The ice would simply overtake the pool.
Yep.
That's why the North sucks!
Obviously, we are the builders of such creations, so we get to pick which pools we sit in.
We will have two of them to ourselves.
What will we own to choose our floaties?
What if what if instead we put a pool up here at the top because we are the kings
No, there's not enough room. We need two pools for each team. I must feel how do I feel this
How do you fill the pool hey on it open and then maybe put the water and can in there
No right-click dumps, yeah, wouldn't you want to dump the water in there?
I
Was asking Chad say how do you put this in here just dump it? Yeah, the road was right road was right
What I do all five thousand
My god, but it's it's all gone
It's fine getting the mini out flying to water
No, hello movie first. Let me set up these let me set these
You two of each
Wait, I cannot fit four in here.
Will you fucking move?
I need to feel a fit four in each one.
Oh my god, I don't need to move.
Wait, hold on.
What if we move it to the side?
What?
It's not enough room.
I wanted to fit four in each of these.
Oh my god.
Who's putting a phone call?
Not me.
This hutch.
I got a big problem. Huge problem. You guys might be interested in it. What's your problem?
You put two of them? I can't even put two. I need four birds.
I have 50,000 marijuana plants worth of cloth that I'm going to unload in.
About 5,000 potatoes I'm growing every hour. Do you guys have any need for cloth, potatoes, or tees, or anything like that?
Okay, all right, how would this yes, we want all of it
Let me call you back very shortly, but we want all of it. What would you want return?
We got it we we gotta see
the place we get the point there we go nice
no this is for this for four four four four four four good we're good
please four yeah so we do four per and then the all sit in one floaty who wants
to sit in the other floaty because we'll have two floats available for our team
that the system to the regional manager I will sit in the second
floating yes it won't replace this floating because it said it must be
place in water. You must have filled that one with piss.
She filled this one with piss. Can we help the other ones with piss? Like close
he's done? How do I pick this back up? Oh there we go, okay. We're gonna have the
horsey ones. I want a horsey one. We get the horsey one.
Wait, I don't know why I can't place it. Can somebody else try to place this?
It's just I had to place in water.
I don't have permission to build.
Oh, here you go, here you go.
Fuck.
I don't have permission for this either.
Oh, my God.
You got to unlock it with these fucking keys.
They got to go to the other.
Let me give you a vision.
Let me give you a vision.
OK, right.
It says it must be placed in water.
Oh, it is water.
And it's rich.
It's blue.
I don't get it.
work
Not a somebody's thing. It's not full water though. It's just five water is the other
Yeah, open it since 500. Yeah, it is water level is just as high as you if anything
This looks actually higher than this one. That's right because the color
Okay anybody get
We should have brought more jugs.
How long did it take to fill that coconut?
It took us a second.
If we get like two or more jugs, we're solid.
You need two.
Okay, let's go get some more jugs and fill these up.
Good thinking, good thinking.
Hey, how do you wait?
Hey, do you want to just take low grade?
Yeah.
Fuck!
I'm gonna do here out and I'll be able to help you out
Like fucking Tiki he's got about 40 minutes before a fucking South wide meeting and this
And north wine
Houses will all be here in 40 minutes. We have a backup plan to kill them. There's something goes wrong
No, no backup plan to kill them. We should put our heads yeah, we'll drown them the fuck we should put their heads up
Can we put radiated water in their pools?
We are getting low grade for those torches as well. I put all all the torches up. All right, let's go get water
You guys will get low grade. Okay. Okay. Let's do it. All right
We are your grub would judge as well. You're doing more judge
My God
You know just getting healthy I'll fly you to the water when we fly back
All right house first
Fine, we'll figure out more people can fit in each pool. We just get up loading
We only have one floaty per pool.
You couldn't build a giant pool though,
there's a bigger pool.
Wait, are we gonna get it?
Yeah, we could put a giant pool.
What are we gonna do?
We could use four of those giant pools.
Yeah, I was gonna say,
could we put like four,
could we put five of them?
Yeah, put them outside for a while.
Yeah, we could put out some, yeah.
Yeah, I'll tell you boys,
this is our best chance right here.
Eight pools, eight floaties,
and the leaders of each house will pick two leaders,
they set the floaties for the rest of the guys
to stay in the pool.
The other houses the jugs the other house
No, what's up, though? I'm basically just sitting here like holding it down
I get the guns, I get the guns.
I know I shot more of them.
I need like four just in case.
I got four.
Let's move, let's move, let's move.
I got four, got four, let's move it, move it, move it.
I think I'm going to have to...
Are you going to be, are you going to be?
I'm not really going to be forced to stay.
I'm going to get you to move with the water, move with the water.
Alright, alright, alright. I have an idea of what you're going to do.
Right?
You have to separate these four against the back wall.
That's closer each.
We put C4 under all the tugs.
One of us can sit here by with the fucking transmitter,
and if shit goes awry, we pop the bottle,
but if we're here in our tub, we're going to get hit too.
That's not even a need to do that,
because this time it isn't hitting these houses,
but maybe we should go directly towards Bozhi's base
on what are we going to do.
I was going to the water, I was going to the water!
We own the base this time.
We can just close the door,
We wanted to come back and this is a beating plus I plan to make teams with one of these houses
So then we're gonna blow them up. I will make teams
Through fuck a week going on true to the water
Directly in front of those lands. Oh
Okay, whatever. All right, whatever you'll go to that water fuck it
Okay, but, you're not wrong, there's one in the 18th, so this is the same thing as well.
And first yet, if one team is stepping out of line, we can specifically have their C4
roll out.
How about this?
How about this?
Why don't you do this instead?
We don't really have a lot of resources.
Do you see the hole in the roof?
Yes, I see that.
Alright, how about you go grab a box, get like 15 molotovs, alright, and then
And then if things go awry, you can spawn outside, grab the balls, and throw them down the hole.
Yo, that's actually awesome. I think that's a genius idea.
That's actually a great idea. Wait, what?
We shouldn't have to talk to everybody.
Peter, you have good ideas?
The fuck?
I'll sit up there and swipe it.
How do I fill this thing with water?
Oh, god.
You can also just set up turrets, no?
Just keep them locked away.
I don't think he's gonna go awry here, boys. I think we're good.
Gentlemen, this is for the peace these turrets aimed at each fool
Maybe everyone has a jacket guns off in a box. I
Would be down for that we could know that's actually it's actually genius have them all put their hands up as they're walking
It's so we can check for guns and then and then each each team will have their own bar
Yeah, each each pool will have their own box for their own spot
You'll check their fucking loot and they walk in
Yeah
I probably don't need to keep us I probably just like take this stuff and I'll put it inside the boxes near the pools like it
Try to maybe organize it or we just take the guns off of them and we rob anyone who isn't our team
Like all anyone who is in our alliance
was a real yeah exactly exactly a great yeah well that's what I was saying that's
what you put your guns inside of the boxes and then we'll take the guns and
then there will definitely be and if anyone runs for the box we know that
shits it's going down it's going down right here give me a little great I'm
gonna fill the fucking I'll fill the lights up so I can't open the door yeah
no I mean we placed it in the middle like right here so it gets all three
you ready for this yeah no I would love to see actually that yeah that filled all
three up for good I know these two this one this one I'm getting word that
cocoa will be right back he just accidentally shit himself ah that'll
happen yep that doesn't happen in there in there before he's done that I think
that's a second time in this way or at least you good good good good good
No, Mr. Big Dizzy, you weren't banned for saying that I still loo in the Twitch chat.
You were banned for being recorded.
It's completely different.
Is that the only one that doesn't work?
Can you really grab the water out?
Grab the water out?
Replace the tub.
I
Got it you too, yeah
Oh, yeah, I believe it was I don't look at
Open the pool menu and cut the jug and then transfer
No, this one doesn't work either. I work. No, yeah, we got to pick it up. Yeah, we got to move it
I'm allowed to say whatever I want today, isn't it?
Isn't that what today is for?
All right.
All right.
Every pool has one floaty in it.
I'm going to go start setting up for my speed, I'm going to hide back here in the back.
You have the low grade for the...
Yeah it's low grade, go get that.
Uh wait yeah wait, hold on.
I have low grade.
Give me the key, give me the key.
That's the fucking door.
Yeah.
Yeah let me give you the key.
Give me the key.
Give me the key or something.
Give me the key.
Yeah there we go.
Oh, she beat your shirt.
Was it the key?
Yeah.
And take this key right here.
Here we go.
No music now.
Yeah
Who said this was no you don't need low grade for the torches you need actual torches for the torches no
What no I brought torches. Oh you brought torches. Okay, I got an hodge. I don't have a key. Do you shit yourself?
a little good thank you do you have to change the endies okay I can do okay
here we go I need all the wind let me in the mean sorry I just got back
right so how many torches do we need to go on these torches
What?
What?
Oh fuck.
We're at low grade in class.
I'm gonna go get a ladder.
Okay, this is gonna be a lot of people.
Oh yeah, there's gonna be so many people in there.
We are having a meeting of the great houses.
We are going to be talking about the future, the past, and the present.
Somebody just steal the helicopter?
No.
I don't look like it.
I tried a helicopter flyby, I don't know.
That was hard.
The snuck or something maybe?
Okay.
No, thanks, man.
Pino will be live shortly!
I
Look at
Uh, what do we need over there right now coconut I'm at the base
I think we're good. I just got to get all done teeth here by peanut
And then I can put these horses up on the walls. You are way too good, bro
Put the rhino pills down
Hey
Oh, they're fighting Smokin's team.
Wait, who's Smokin' on?
What team is Smokin' on?
Oh, it's Kloaksy's team, or fightin' the other team.
Fighting Sims team.
There we go.
How do I make Molotovs?
I think we have some.
That's the shooters meeting south the day car
the day care meeting is later that's
insane I said day car chat I'm tired
holy fuck I'm tired all right over up
this door do what do we need right now
yeah let me in the TC I have to let
You're gonna have to give me literally 10 seconds
Yes, it's always been doing for last hour
What do you guys do to bring something over right now?
What do you mean?
my role no like in the server I do put things listen in my house the last time
he did a concert keep they shut the whole thing up it was a back door he is
man from my household yo King thank you so much for the ticket over on to
Brandon they give me a $2 super chat hutches on one today that's what you
get I'm sweepy beat thank you so much for the fiber big tea they have the four
months I don't think you do everyone who I miss subwise thank you guys today man
I appreciate all the love behind the hot dogs
hello where the mystery is here you're me howling for scrap I'd rather die
The only one meowing is either your mom or your ex.
Maybe I'm probably one of them.
Eight too big boxes.
I feel like eight.
So we're bringing moms into this, huh?
Yeah, she never left.
Who was that?
I don't know who that was.
I don't know who that was.
I don't know who that was.
Who was that?
That was K.R.R. Oh no!
Oh shit!
Wee!
Wee!
Everybody can get it.
I've had such a bad day, the homeless could take my shit.
I feel like today I have for the first time,
Truly the first time, not accomplished a damn thing.
Shit.
Hello, Papa John's.
It's... it's... it's on site.
It was always on site. Sounds good.
I wonder if he knows that there's a line.
Yo Josh, thank you so much for the 10 gifted!
I appreciate you dude.
You see the guy first, you know you're gonna kill him, you go for it, but it's like...
Well, on site even more!
Okay, got it.
Do jump up, like do jump fall, so like I jump up and go boom like this.
I look down, I just look down at wall.
And it'll pass.
And then I'm doing this meeting and then we are going to go through the game but and then maybe get off
Oh, no, I'm not getting on later tonight
Let's say you want while you have people flanking you don't hold because you're predictable
Wall wall wall and fall back
Got it and hold and place another one hold for the flag
a wall wall so whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa yeah man and then back away and
back away and then and push and hold for that and then maybe one more wall and
then then play that wall and then yeah my owners yep yep and then like right
here where you and I are we're walled and I'm walled in your walled I don't
like crouching I like like jiggle peeking and standing spring it because
when you crouch you're squaring with that I can play the ball okay bigger
But when you're standing and you're like spraying it and w a sd-ing um, you're moving target
You should play I never I never look at somebody like this knuckle
I look at someone like this. I all look left because I'm sad thinking about a hundred
wait oh
Watched through all the five in drama and everything gta rp glad you're reasonable takes and server when everyone else is new
To it always gonna be drama, but it's long
But as always graceful entertaining. I appreciate the love man. I appreciate the love bro. Thank you so much for a hundred dollars super chat
Absolute
Thank you for the love
Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for the love man. So
Let's say this is your wall. I love you too. Good sir. So Sammy. I didn't say this is my wall
road let me out I like like I like I like jumping over the wall out looking
left while I'm going to do that so look here 20 or your 200 and just jump over
the wall let me make my jump let me jump out in a second what's your jump
like spacebar yes spacebar oh yeah it's weird it's not weird it's just it feels
weird. What's typically your jump button? Uh, spacebar, but also mouse wheel down. It's
like a like counter strike or like apex. All right. What do you want? What do you want?
So check it out. So like jumping like look to your 20 and all look left while you're
jumping. And it's like your brain can kind of download where I am. So jump over your
wall while you're playing it. Yeah, see that? See how you spotted me? So let's say I'm over here.
Yeah. Oh, now you spotted me. Now I don't know, but you're at the advantage because you kind of downloaded
the data of where my body is. So you pre-fire off that. You don't peek again. You don't want to
like limit yourself to peeking over. Oh, basically I pre-fire and then immediately I swing left
and I shoot. I just start shooting before I even leave the corner. Yeah, you have to
Immediately shoot. Yeah
Now you have the you kind of like a general idea of where I am. Oh, I love watching Coco sling these flamethrowers
Yeah, so buddy don't jump towards like the exit of the wall because look at me
I want to stay jump within my wall
Just keep looking at me jump within my wall and then I do
yeah and then you use your W and S and shift to like propel yourself a momentum
to propel yourself forward what other borgo there it is is look look to your
south okay I like got another shooter bro we're getting shooters man it's all
we're missing wait oh very little shit look to your south in the blind yeah
So if my enemies on my right, if I'm ever looking at them like this, I'm firing, I'm shooting.
This is me fighting.
I'll look behind me and I'll just hold it.
But I'm holding all?
No, no, you're not jumping.
You're just ques-
No, no, I'm just halting.
See that?
Well, doing that, you're only exposing your back.
And like your top neck, which makes it very hard to headshot you.
So the very most I body shot your chest piece. I never really had shot you first was like
Yeah, other side of the wall I come here where I am
You're like peeking me over here
Like check this like this is not like regular players peak. What color clothes I am. Yeah, it's not prospeak
Like I just
I do like Steve's up until when you're keying someone. I do this by crouch walking especially there's a lot of gunfire and comms going on
Oh fuck you're right. Oh, sorry. No, no, it's right there. Okay, and then Mike
You can also like jump over like seconds. So I feel like do like one two one like is yeah
Like are you just spamming crouch while you're like w and shifting? I
Shouldn't hear myself right? Yeah
And then like let's say like what I like to do is sometimes a barricade is lower and I'm on like a slant check me out
So you can actually jump over the wall
And you can kill them
Or like what I like doing is when you with the bear kid, you know a place like this
You know you can place like that if you press R you can rotate it
So like what I could do is like let's say you have the wall here and like I let's say like we're here
I won the train off. I'm 90. He's 50
I'm trying to do this shit quick all right so I like yeah so like let's say like I'm
pushing I'm pushing Jason Bourne if you have your barricades straight the cool thing about
Rotating it is like you can like use it till I provide your cover because it's like have your wall out here
I got a small
R. So it like moves. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's a body of my right like instead of like going like this and exposing myself
I could literally see here. Hey, no taking notes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, got it
And if I'm running away like let's say I'm running away from gunfire and people are shooting at me if I do
730 mother again, you see so what I like to do actually is I have to place the long front of me and run around it
So like my head is behind me
Okay, like let's say I'm running away like sometimes you can do this like if you're really quick
But what I like doing instead is place it behind me while I'm six second. I run behind it
Yeah, and then you can kind of like all like all jump peak and then like take the advantage. Yeah
Yeah, like I think you're running and you just go like this or you can or you can all Oh peak
And you just you're immediately so you wall jump all peak
I know where he is and I went and then I got I wall here and then I hold for him
But this game is all about flanking like let's say
Let's say um, let's say you and me are fighting that guy right there and you're doing the 1v1
Yeah, line. I plan on it
Later and later got it. You're doing
It's getting later and later because yeah, I don't I don't
You don't I don't prioritize my life. I prioritize my teammates life. I don't give a fuck about my life
If I have gunshots is information like most people get overstim by gunshots
But it's actually conveying information gunshots mean that there's someone shooting someone that is not you and they are
Preoccupied which means as soon as that gunshot happens you can move
Yeah
And especially to the day if they're shooting at you and they're like I can kind of like muster fire time to reload to
Yeah, and then like take space and just like boom
I mean it's everything in this game like if my teammate is fighting
Always teaching the game bro. Yeah, he's compassionate listen
Say whatever you want bro Coco got like ten years in this game. Oh like how fast is a TTK as well?
You're instantly fast, you're dead.
Yeah, double headshot AK, you're pretty much flat and stuff.
Okay, double headshot AK, so I'm gonna hit him with that every time.
You're face-tracking, you're never crouching, by the way.
You're standing spraying and you're swinging on people.
There's different ways you swing.
Like, for example, there's like the traditional swing where you go like this,
come over here, there's a traditional swing where holding the AK and you're swinging like this.
You can do that if you're really cracked at aiming.
What I actually like doing is I like jumping over the wall so I can get kind of like
download of where they are and how their body is and then I'll swing it do you all
when you jumped over the wall yeah over the wall but I don't expose myself like
I all peek at the start of the wall and by the time I got get over the wall I
know where they I'm peeking yeah yeah yeah I see you saying so it's a start
of the way yeah I got it okay yeah yeah yeah like I'll pick you saw me then go
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I need to be quicker on the sensitivity, but it's it's yeah
Different ways was like the pump thing where you like if you they know if you know they're holding you
You can pump them make a miss and then you and then come back
Or you can like swing on him like this if they're holding you jump and you hold him because I don't know
This race is no stream a lot chat. I don't know making them shoot your legs
I know he was doing the RP stuff for a while. Oh
Okay, it's good what I have to get used to it too is the delay like after you all peak jump your gun takes like a second
Oh here we go here we go press that one
Okay
Head work and then put it to a thousand
I see. I see. See that's how
it snaps. Oh, he streams on
kick now. I explained that.
Headwarp 1000. It's like
work as an L-E-R-E-P L-E-R-P what else try to think of what else oh yeah so in
this right you fucking feel better I was like oh yeah that's it's so much
better I was like yeah but it did change nothing but then now it's
everything yeah okay so like this range right here these walls this is all
standing PvP so like let's say like it's like military so like no go like
let's say you're spraying right here and I'm right here I'm not looking
over here because I know you're like
Say that one more time, say that one more time
So let's say you're fighting a guy right there
Boys, I'm not gonna lie
Okay
A lot of new players just get overstimulated and just look to where like the gunfire and the stimuli
I think we might need to go ahead and head out
I don't want to miss this
There is no stimuli because that's where the enemy's gonna flank from
It's already
Yeah
It's already late
My teammates here
I'm not trying to be up till 3am tonight
He's fighting my teammate
If we go on a heater
So either I'm holding him for my teammate's flank
The meeting
I'm flanking
Yeah, do you want me to be doing that or I'm allowing you to flank in these fights?
So if you're fighting, I mean dude...
Well, Envill has that 7 out of 8 since. I guess for 40 minutes. Plus the thing itself.
So beat me. Like let me entry frag and die.
I just want to be on my timing, you know?
If I'm flanking, that means you need to escalate PvP with another group.
Or if you're flanking, I'm escalating PvP with another group.
Because I know if they're distracted on me, you're getting the flank.
Yeah.
Like, like, like if you're spraying like ease, what we could do is
we could go over there now. I'm watching your six.
Start for another angle. We take a break.
Just like how where you go to the meeting on fire as information.
So is the enemy. So then resume.
There's someone franking you.
OK, understood, understood.
I'm getting used to this like the snapping and just getting used to like I think that might be the I think that might be the move
Yeah
No meeting I push back in additional 30 minutes shoot. No, I'm not tired. We have obligations
I'm very I'm very like a no one took to crouch you like crouched spamming
We're gonna be
Make sure spray straighter, but it also makes you a way more hittable target. Yeah, what we're doing. This is bad right here
But like yeah, that's good, but like you wanted just like when you spray I honestly got no good
You're gonna be dying. I I told this to my chat. They're like, oh dude your team's wasting your AKs
You're supposed to use the AKs. You know only that's how you guys get comfortable. Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna die
It's my I brought this one
Here we just said so like let's say you're getting sprayed you just got sprayed, right? Yeah, I'm not a wall's fuck
Do I not need them for this upcoming meeting?
All right, I think that's what we're gonna do. So if I'm getting sprayed and I'm fighting a team
I'm all in along this and then I don't I think that's what we're gonna do
Chat we're gonna peace out of here on both twitch and YouTube. Thank you guys so much everybody for chilling today
We're going to switch just over to the kick stream obviously P. I'll be live probably the next 10 to 15 minutes
But we're gonna go and start our other stream up now, and we'll go over there on kick. All right, so I
Appreciate everybody chilling today dudes. I apologize. Listen. It's I got a busy busy rest of this month, man
So we got to knock these hours out. I know huh?
Just stay up always never sleep be here when peanuts here be here for your regular stream for your
of people who've been in here for years.
Don't ever sleep, don't take breaks, fuck you, you're fat.
I get it, okay?
But I'm only human, so I need to at some point.
I mean listen, and I gotta make time
for my wife at some point,
which I mean honestly that's the back burner,
but we will attempt at some point
to hang out with my wife as well.
I will, not you, I should have said we.
I, me, myself, not you, don't go nearer.
Chad, I love you.
Thank you guys so much for joining today.
Honestly, all jokes aside, it was a great day.
It was a great day.
I'ma be honest.
We got a lot of work to do.
A lot.
A lot, a lot, a lot of work to do, guys.
I went from being able to hold my own
to potentially being one of the worst players
in the fucking server.
So we got to grind.
I mean, I don't know what I gotta do.
I mean, I guess just,
I just gotta keep getting gunfights, man.
I cannot get discouraged.
I gotta keep fighting fucking everybody
that I could get my hands on
and hopefully start winning some gunfights.
I think that's pretty much where I'm at.
I think that's pretty much where I'm at.
So we just gotta keep playing.
We gotta keep seeking in hours, man.
We'll get there, we'll get there.
So, keep marching forward.
Chad, I love you.
Thank you guys, everybody, for hanging out today, dudes.
Thank you guys so much for chilling.
Thank you guys so much for being here.
I hope all you guys have a wonderful rest of your evening.
We're gonna be live over on kick.
We are gonna be doing some gamble stuff,
so if you guys don't like that, do not come.
Do not come, mom, don't come.
But I appreciate all of you guys, man.
Thank you again for hanging out today.
I love you very much.
You guys are awesome.
Best community on Twitch, and I love you very, very much.
All right, everybody else, I'll see you guys over on kick.
Thank you guys again for chilling.
Peanut should be live soon, and we'll make sure that we're there for the meeting at the
very minimum.
So, appreciate you guys, man.
Thank you all so much for chilling, and I'll see you guys over there.
Peace!