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do it if you really don't wanna dance by standing on to all
get your back up, hop to all higher on the music
get down on it, come on then
get down on it, if you really want it
get down on it, you gotta feel it
get down on it, get down on it
get down on it, come on then
get down on it, baby, baby
get down on it, get on it
get down on it, oh
I say, people
What are you gonna do?
You gotta get on the move.
I just read out a toilet paper and I'm still mid dirty dude.
What should I do?
Fight the string.
Go!
To morning, gentlemen and ladies.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning! We're back! Good day! Good day! Good day! Good day! Good day, gentlemen!
How's everybody doing today? Everybody having a good day so far?
We're going on or what happened? We're going on or what happened?
Good day! Good day! Good day! Good day! We're going on, gents! We're going on!
going home? What going on? What going on? Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.
Good morning. Hello, my friends. Hello, my friends. White shirt, white hat, and a
bad attitude. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.
Oh, yeah, I got to change the I got to change the picture on the e-team
Oh shucks. Oh my gosh
Well, Jack good morning. I want everyone to know this right off the gate
Yesterday I said I was gonna be taking the day off to make sure I could set things up get everything prepared for today
And I have a status report. I
I
Did absolutely
Fucking nothing, I'm just gonna be honest. It is what it is. I don't be mad at me. Don't be mad at me
Don't be mad at me. We set up the new camera. I wake up this morning camera didn't work. It is what it is
I'm plugged that bitch plug the old one back in. All right. It's a goopy goop a world. I don't know
I don't know I
Was going to attempt to put the graphics card in I can't lie
that also looked like shit and
There I got scared. There's no way so it is what it is
Nothing's changed
And we're fine. I did nothing. Yeah. Yeah, I literally yesterday
No exaggeration. I
Just did shit. I did nothing
I laid around hung out with my wife and didn't do Jack Italy dick
but
Today's gonna be a great day
Today is going to be a great day
We got a lot planned for today. It's called Arc Raiders
Arc Raiders and
Say it with me Arc Raiders. It's gonna be myself
I'm going to take a look at
myself.
Nick and closey this morning
whenever he decides to wake up
and then peanut tonight with me
and closey.
That is the game plan.
That is what we're doing.
Now if the game hurts my soul
to the point where I feel like
And then come back to arc later, but I'm optimistic. I'm optimistic. I haven't been able to hang out with Nick
In a very long time rub on his chest fills nipples and shit you guys know just hold me stuff
and
I think it's gonna be fun. I think it's gonna be fun. I think it's gonna be a good time
time. So we'll see. We'll see. We'll see. How's it? Thank you so much for the gift of
seven to Adam, my man. Black beta. Thank you for the six months. Big dirt. Thank you for
the five or you missed Emily's birthday yesterday, but she's here today. Emily, happy birthday.
Sorry, I missed your birthday. That's my that's my bet. That's my bet. If it makes
you feel any better. I ate around four cheeseburgers yesterday and your honor.
Okay, so just think just think of that you know what I mean it was I thinking about you and I was eating them
No, but I'm thinking about you now post cheeseburger eaten
which
Honestly, some would say means more
You know, I love you Emily. Happy birthday Gabriel. Thank you for the two. Good morning. Good morning to you
Lou Cajun winter
Uh
Blame
It's just puh
Blame squad Nelly DJ Murph
Hannah black
Churno. Yo, it's Ruben
Dick insider hold on wait him what the hell just happened
Brian and Tyler thank you guys for the subs Lord and mr. Bad bass. Thank you dude. I gotta go to the doctor
I gotta go to the doctor chat. I gotta go to the doctor. I'm heading back to the crib tomorrow
And
Dude, I'm not gonna lie. My ear is fucked. I don't know what happened. I don't know I
Don't know what's going on with it, but my right ear is
soft
Soft. Luckily it's my bad ear. It doesn't fucking matter.
I don't know, but it ain't good. It ain't good.
Just my right ear. My left one holding strong, holding strong like cement.
Like always.
My right one, dude. Oh, God.
Disgusting. Disgusting.
Hold on for dear life. Yeah, you ain't lyin
You ain't lyin
What's wrong with it? I guarantee is probably an infection and do this is that that is
My entire life broke my entire life. I've always gotten your infections
Every it's like every three to six months my righty. I get some something's wrong with it. I gotta go to the doctor
I gotta go get
medicine and then I'm fine now it's not that I again guys it's not because I'm
fucking nasty okay I just have a bad right ear man you know the good lord
made me beautiful made me tall full head of hair luscious luscious beard slim
petite figure but gave me a bad right ear it is what it is it is what it is
It is what it is it is what it is
What's under that hat?
When you like to know weather boy
When you like to know a lion's mane a lion never shows its secrets wait. Oh, that's a magician
Alright
All right doesn't fucking matter
It doesn't matter. I don't know what I'm talking about
Y'all ready to have a great day
So everyone who's looked at the art stuff this morning from everybody playing it, does it look fun? Be honest.
Does it look fun? Be honest.
Map is cool.
I
Some some I don't know I said some ninja is already on the verge of quitting this morning. Oh what what happened?
Be try where's he
No, the music is fire you're right
I told you it's a Vibra and then he's got a private private profile
Yeah, night reason two minutes you want me to minutes or just keep up again. I will wait two minutes and just say a prayer that I
Mean we're not going night raid. We're going still monsters guys
We're having fun chat
What's happened? What's brought him to this point?
He's playing stream sniper, cheater, dodger, simulation.
Oh, he's here at us. He can hear my thoughts.
I have and now I have a stash glitch. I am 286 out of 304, but it says my stash is full
Oh, he's hot
Okay, we're good
the same cheaters that
Got him to quit the first time or are are still bro. You know these motherfuckers
laid and waited like a dynasty just on the bottom of a riverbed just waiting
for this guy to come back oh yeah I didn't realize we go night raid no way
getting out now waiting for Tyler to come back
oh 100% they got a discord just for him like four groups deep like they
don't understand what we got to go through. I mean that's something you just
gotta ignore unfortunately like I already had somebody come in there a
first-time chatter and they're like oh he's crying again. It's like I mean I'm
acknowledging that word. You know I took a two-week break and it took two hours
before the same stream sniping cheaters. Yeah. It's like what do you want to do?
Just like not tell you what's going on and like address it. Welcome back Giff.
pretty much I gotta talk about it I gotta let you guys know like I gotta let
you guys know why I'm about to end the stream I'm not just gonna rage quit with
no explanation yeah okay it's Nick ready tell Nick discord discord I'm coming
I'm gonna come I'm in the discord I'm in the discord oh my gosh you know what I
just realized oh my gosh don't tell Nick to come here I just realized I don't have
our graders on this PC I told I told have it downloaded oh shit oh my god
yeah give me a moment yeah hey give me a moment just give me it just give me a
second though yeah
Oh
Shit whoopsies I
Forgot bro, I forgot I forgot let's watch some clips. Let's watch some clips
Sorry, sorry everyone. Sorry. We'll be on there very soon. Give me a moment. Let me clear the clip cue
Clip cue is now open post your clips in the chat post your clips in the chat. Let's watch some clips
Let's watch some clips
We'll be on in a moment be on in a moment
Yo, hope beer thing or bear. Thank you so much for the two years, but I appreciate you man meco
Thank you for the two months bonus. Thank you for the dinner. Hey big dog. Hope all is well
You guys have a reach out to embark about private servers for Ark and putting teams together for the fights
Like you've been with some with the other games bonus
During the the bungulator war the the bungulator verse the FMF armies war we reached out and this was way early and
They basically said no
Basically said go fuck yourselves
So yeah, it's pretty much
Pretty much all I got for you there pretty much pretty pretty much all I got for you there
there sadly sadly sadly sadly sadly sadly
sadly
and then after days we can we can play uh we can play the aisle with hush
Okay, alright sounds good
That's a line hope I can get on yeah, you got the body. I'm on your body body body
I
Have heard oh my gosh our creators is already done. Oh wow I have heard and this is this is just what I've heard
This is just what I heard. I've heard that people aren't enjoying the rust update too much
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Kind of you fucking bitches don't you dare hit me with a kind of are you kidding me?
About the slappy with a side of this dick. What do you mean that looks like me? No chance
so I didn't want to OD but
Just the body type anyway, and then they both got the same covered hair so
Oh, it always just kind of, like any time I watch The Hobbit, I'm like, oh, there he is.
That's my friend.
Oh, he's doing crack today.
True, true on the second part.
Uh, NASA, we have liftoff.
Next clip.
Hello there.
Looks like we're gonna dance.
I
Said you don't got a strength for that bro. You don't got a strength for that shit Nick
Oh, who's this our new friend
So master meet your couple noodle mother fuck all you noodle dude. This was so funny call me noodle
God, what are you noodle?
My name is Bocephus.
What can I call you noodle?
You could.
Ah, look at you.
You're tied up like a dumbass.
You don't got to do this right now.
What the fuck are you?
What the fuck are you?
How you shitting him?
I'm mad at you.
I'm mad at you.
I'm tied on tires.
Ow! Oh, holy shit!
Oh, my lordy.
I missed everything I missed everything I missed everything
I
Missed all the shots it is what it is 4.7 4.7 percent 4.7 percent
Damn it
Yo, thank you for the five of the goblin king is your long lost twin at least you are royalty goblin prince. No, that's
how
Don't want to be boiled. I don't not like that. Not like that. Damn it son of a bitch
Shit
Alright, I'm ready now
I'm ready now. I'm ready now. I'm ready now is Nick still in like the no he's in the game right now
It's all good. I think I have to fix my settings. I
I know dude isn't Daisy so much fun. Oh god
Such a good game
Such a good game
Oh, I want to keep, wow.
Oh, man.
Can't hate, I can't wait, not hate.
Can't wait for Hutch to quit Ark in five matches
and go back to Day Z.
Well, I don't have that option today
because we're playing with Pina and Cloaksy tonight.
So no matter what, even if this session goes bad,
we still have to play later.
Agreed to terms.
Yo, Bruce, congrats, man.
Much love, brother.
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
Start.
Nobody cares.
Look at us end of season. Oh my god. Oh
My goodness I got turned the audio up
Skip all do not care I do not occur here audio hundred percent
Alright
I don't know what to say.
Quests.
Yeah, right.
Quests.
Yeah, right.
Wait, did that say?
Let's say there was a gun there.
Like a new gun.
Wait, what is this?
The canto.
Chad, is the canto good?
That shit is ass.
Okay.
Oh my gosh chat we only have 500k. Oh my gosh. We don't have any oh my god. Oh
No, we got no batteries. Oh
Oh my don't tell me I got a wear a green shield. Please God
Okay, it's fine. Everything's fine. Don't freak out. Everything's fine
ever all my oh my
Oh my god, I'm poor. What happened the last time we played? I'm fucking poor. I'm poor. Oh
My gosh, I'm poor. I got a lot of Bobcats though
Bro who stole from me oh
What happened
What the fuck did I become poor I forgot I forgot how bad our last time on here was
Bro, I don't have shit. I don't have shit. I completely forgot I don't have nothing. Oh
My dude today's gonna be hell. I can already tell you today is gonna be hell
Absolute hell
I'm buying shields. I'm buying shields to start the day. This ain't good. This ain't
good. This ain't good. This ain't good. Oh, no. Everything's fine. Listen, I'm not,
I'm not freaking out.
Are you freaking out, Jack?
I'm not.
I think we're fine.
I think we're completely fine.
It's not like I forgot how to play this game or anything.
It's not like I've been gone for 20 years
and I'm going to be as useful as a shit flavored lollipop.
It's going to be fine.
i'm not worried at all
before we do anything
before we do a damn thing
we gotta go get batteries
so we can make some blue some blue shields
but if i if i ain't got blue shields
i'm fucked
so before we do anything we go into stela montese we're gonna go get some
blue shields
So we can play the damn game.
If you stream snipe me, your mom's a hoe.
Yeah, Gav, can we put, can we hide the timer?
Oh, wait, is Nick ready?
Is Nick ready?
Nick, I'm in discord.
Yo, you should play one.
What's up, baby?
What's up, baby?
Let's get on!
Oh, god, baby, baby!
I'm a little petite, be honest with me.
You're looking a little, like the camera,
even with something, bro, yeah.
Yeah, you know, man.
You look good and white.
You look good and white.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
I feel something, man.
You're looking good.
Have the mole, love.
Be honest.
Be honest.
Have the mole, love.
She looks long and strong.
Check it out.
Check it out.
Like that.
Like that.
99,000, middle.
This missile.
This missile.
I'm gonna go say good morning to my kid. You go get batteries. Okay. I'll be back. I should and then I come back and we'll
And we'll go okay. All right ten for rubber duckie. Thank you. Yeah, I'll be be
Yeah, I don't know what's going on but the audio is low and I turned it up in game
I turned it up to max on my my beacon. I don't know. I don't know why the audio is low
I'm coming okay you getting in wait let me hide the screen go ahead log in to the mainframe go ahead
Maybe you hear an even less with that bum ear maybe maybe there's a possibility
Arc had an update. Okay, well do it after then. Don't don't get into the mainframe randomly, okay?
God, this thing low as a bitch. Let me see here. My system's half. Wait, is it under system?
Oh my gosh, should I just fix it? Wait, hold. Hold! I'm a genius. We're locked in.
Oh my gosh, all my settings, all my shedding. Oh my god.
Oh
No
Oh no, it is where this what the fix the later
oh my gosh everything's everything's changed even my keybinds are changed
oh no don't come in here bo
of
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death of
death
of
death
Okay, we're gonna figure out the audio just give me a second here
Little higher 75 maybe try this okay objective one get out of spawn
You what the fuck is going on?
everything's fine
Everything's fine.
Like a glove to get some batteries.
Gav, can we hide the timer and the code at the bottom right?
More of AOR?
More of AOR, I give all.
Ready, please?
Oh, it's already hidden.
W, Gav.
Thank you.
FOV up. Where's FOV at? There we go. Here it comes.
go go go go go
Close the door!
Okay, all right, we're good. Get a couple of these. This is good. This is great. This is fantastic.
Is that who we need?
I
Try to key still suck
Yes
He said sure sure
Yeah, bro. Everybody's rich as fuck. Leave it as level four stitch daddy. Really?
the Stitcher bad now? Stitcher sucks. Oh, okay. Okay then. Alright, I got what I need. I got what I need.
Beautiful.
Good first raid back.
Good first raid back. Exactly what we needed.
I don't even know how many batteries we got.
30 batteries almost.
Not bad.
Sure.
Sure.
Absolutely sure.
Sure.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
take my money take take my money take my fucking money I mean take my money as
fast as humanly possible take my money oh my gosh take my fucking money are you
kidding me take my money
now we're rocking now we're rocking that is what I'm talking about that time
get some
the itsy bitsy spider
when I'm up
the spot again
up the spot again
what's up dude
was that there
hey new map new us man
are you back permanently
yeah no
definitely not
but I'm happy to be here right now
I'm happy to be here right now
come on baby
Damn good.
We got new maps, same loot, same batteries, same tools, same guns, but new maps, new maps.
New maps, everything's changed. Everything's changed besides nothing. I'm excited.
My tone.
We're gonna loot a fucking box of crayons. It's gonna be fucking cray, man.
Hey, all I'm saying is I'm looking sick, you know?
Okay, wait, hold on. How am I hearing you in the echo right now? Are you in the game chat? You are, right? Okay, wait, hold on.
Oh, am I? Oh, shit.
Are you? Yeah, holy shit.
All my stuff reset. Let me see if I can change it.
No, I can I can just meet you. I gotta figure out.
Then I'm people gonna hear me in game
Give it up. Oh right. I gotta hear you
Let you cook. Yeah. Oh
My gosh, I was on open the entire last game everyone was just hearing me. Yeah
Yeah, bro, just talking to chat sick
Okay, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. The real question is do we have the little turtle joining the crew today?
Yes, yes
supposedly the rumor on the streets
Um, he should be here very soon. He said that he would be on at 7 a.m. It's currently 10 27
So, okay. Well, I know how this goes. Do you know how this goes? I do. I'm well versed
Well versed
Usually this means he's no daddy
Yeah, yeah, typically speaking statistically
I'm up day-day?
Yeah, yeah
This is gonna be a fucker, man
Yeah, yeah
It's the most random weird day to do this dude. Sorry not random like the worst days to do this
Yeah, actually, you know fucking pick. Yeah, yeah
Hey, listen at this point. I'm just hoping he shows up for our sponsor. You know what I mean?
I'm good. I'm good. I need the
batteries. I need the batteries.
I'm good now. Well, I'm saying I
have I have everything and it all
goes away in ten days anyways.
So don't get bad. You know what
I mean? Like, yeah, I'm just
You know I mean like yeah
Well then in that case, let me be honest Nick I'm in poverty I'm living on skid row
Bumming crack rush off the guys next to me. Okay. You have like a like a billionaire friend
Sick
Good good good good good good
Come on that butter man
No not IRL, IRL I pay my taxes
I pay my taxes
Sadly sadly sadly
Holy shit
Sadly
Alright
I'm just against my outcome point
Alright I'm good I'm chillin
Man you got a rooster down there now?
You got a little chicken?
Is there as your cute thing?
I don't know what that all
That was when we were
That was when we were when we remember our counter strike. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I just never swapped it back. Yeah
What's up, baby? You're coming in with the stretching pants. I didn't even see that skin. Yeah, come on. Come on
You got to you got your dog too. I can disco dance right there. No, no, no
I like my biotic fucking
Infinity gauntlet arm
No, I didn't see it
Wait is that that one where it's a really cool definitely awesome oh shit I
muted oh I was muted I was muted sorry sorry is that is that that super cool
awesome skin that has the cyborg one eye that everyone definitely thinks is
really cool yes
Yeah, they really cookin' that one.
Oh man, what a great game.
This is great.
This is good.
This is good.
This is good.
Yeah, I don't know if Peanut's ever coming back to Ark.
Okay, here we go.
Peanut's playing tonight.
Peanut's playing tonight.
There you go.
There it is.
Like you do.
like you do. I figured for the new update everybody would come back and play a little
bit. Yeah, there's a real question. They'd like stay on, you know. Yeah, we already got
plans. We already got plans leaving, which is what I wanted to say. Would you ever, and
I know, you know, you don't play specific games, just any of them, would you ever try
out Daisy or have you played it before? I've never played, I've never even really
seen it is it like rust no I mean they have similarities but I wouldn't say
it's like rust it's very different what's it's a survival game right survival
game zombie game basically it's kind of similar to arc in terms of like you kill
people and they get full reset so like you spot you spawn a beach you try and
go up north if you die you go right back to that fucking beach
Which, yeah, am I gonna like it I
Don't know I mean I've never
They're all saying no yeah
Well, I think I'm like you I think you could like it
But it's like I need to find a gun think of like trying to loot up in apex except the guns in the ammo
Take a very long time to fight
So it's like man. I don't have a gun. I'm gonna have to beat this guy with this stick
you know but that might be good I mean I can do that it was when we played the
rush shit like first day I'm getting raided by a fucking helicopter yeah
there's none of that there's none of that yeah I could do that one
Yeah, they're 100% above.
You got, you got a snap?
Yeah, I got a snap.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, on me down here as well.
Not good.
I'm in this.
Running right at you.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
No, that's where I'm at.
Are we at your- wait, boys, is this Trio's?
Oh, it's a- okay, okay, it's a different team up top, okay.
I said holy shit.
Yo boys, how about getting me and Hutch up and we'll help you kill team up top?
What do you think?
What are you saying? What are you saying?
Was it good is it good news over there? No, no, well, there's no way he finds me. Oh
His name is he said how about bring back trigger dates
By the way, bro, he made it right where I was at
Did you just retired? Oh?
We got to focus up. Oh my gosh. Yes. I gotta see this
oh he's offline I gotta I gotta I gotta I'm gonna go back in the
mind yeah let's do it let's do our research together yeah we got all okay
they are playing with Shinnya now listen see if it's how are they if you're
not I don't want to talk shit too much
But he's just got a voice man, you know
Great voice, I'm sure
Um, guys coming down or not?
Yeah, I just don't understand
I'm gonna loot this up
I got a lightbulb
Yes
How do we get the new item well, there's the crash pad we killed the thing for that item is what I can charge weak
I'm very dead. I'm dead.
I heard the sound of that gun.
Go to my right. Go, go, go, go.
Yeah.
Lightning again. Lightning again.
Oh my god. I'm very dead. I'm dead.
Double.
This guy got pissed on?
Oh, I mean, I mean, what? What work?
He's not weak. I have one out there though.
Don't let him get that risk.
Oh, he's super slow.
He's still shooting you to that?
Yes, yes, yes.
I think I'm just dead.
Fire resting him all.
Hey, take your time.
Oh yeah, he's right on time.
Look behind you, look behind you.
Get inside, get inside.
Okay, he's pretty far from me on the wall.
Yeah, but that guy's a bit...
Yeah, this guy's 100% shooting.
You're all in smokes and I mean he's not man. What the point running smokes?
What the point running smokes, bro, I don't get it fuck. Well, why not even throw a smoke even help you?
I turned on the guy while I do one of the guys he like me
Shot an entire bag of Bobcat man, then I bought getting him. He's that before he reloaded. It was awesome
We could talk about this row. You don't have to you don't have to kill me
Gotta hatch keep 30 meters away
That'll do it, that'll do it.
That it's sweetness boys, so.
Yeah, yeah, I knew it.
Yeah, short lived.
It's been real.
Look at look at care buzz fucking P. F. P. It's really me
Yeah, these guys are weird, bro
You got a picture of me flexing in the mirror bro mind at the gym come on bro
Which of my Instagram?
That's creepy
All right, it's real have a blast. Wait, why to try you can't leave. I'm out taking these boys
Yeah I apologize guys I mean that'll do it I'm not just gonna die to cheaters and
stream cybers again nothing changed cool update though so if you guys are not
streamers it should be at last but this game's unplayable I will tweet and
post that on Instagram if I'm gonna search for it again.
It's been real!
Well...
Well
Alrighty, I just finished it
No, there's better stuff there's better stuff he started it ninja start you gotta go to the start of the stream
Wait the star. Yeah, look at how he started a stream. Just sit here listen to this music for real quick
Cuz you gotta know the man is stressed out if you start a stream like this
it's a vibe I fuck with this music but you know if he's playing this shit he is
he's one bad fight away
I'm gonna kill somebody today but I don't have to if I die to another cheater
Yeah, I'm gonna go to the beach, go to the beach.
My wife, the only yacht, we don't gotta play
Hark Rateds like a little thot, that 12 gauge.
Look at Marty nice, in a video game I'm
I'm trying to kill the cheaters with it.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Talking about the Tornil that is not the winnelli in my closet.
Of course.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
In the game, in the game.
In the motherfucking game.
Ha ha ha ha.
I got a serious problem.
Ha ha ha ha.
I might not.
I do one second.
Yeah, I do one second.
I
Don't know why did that
Side of X vision would not the part of schedule. Oh, yeah, he knew
He knew when he when he started today was gonna end like this, you know
Still optimistic here, what does it take the turn right first successful extra
Okay, all right. It was good. It was good. I remember I tuned in and he said it
Yes, I see I see I see you
Yo, what if you guys get me a shinnyo?
You guys, there's plenty of bodies here, boys.
We just killed this whole team of guys with a goat.
Guns are away, boys.
The guns are away, boys.
Enjoy the loot.
We're just going to get out of here.
Yeah, we appreciate you guys to go did
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, we
That's a rough that's a rough day. It's a rough day. Well great update, you know, you guys aren't fucking streamers
I look in simpy's POV this guy looks like he's about to cry
For some for some
I'm forced to bro.
Alright.
Don't worry, bro.
Do-do-do-do.
I'm gonna read my fucking kid again.
My mom is talking at her leave.
It's your favorite time of the day.
As you do like you do.
Get him Jay, kill, attack, murder, kill.
Kill that leaf Jay, kill that leaf.
Damn Jamie, roll by our door, she won't lie.
Oh man, I did not miss this in-game music.
Let me go ahead and whoop.
I like this in-game music.
I like it too, but it's just...
after like after what just happened it's like yeah you know what i mean it's
just out in the womb
i hear it like it's louder almost
okay green green white white fat fat boom boom chitty chitty gangbang
Shania's cheating. No, Shania isn't cheating Chad. You got to remember there's people in here who have
literal lists, okay? They can't do simple math. They can't understand what the fuck up and down is.
We got morons in here, okay, and that's okay. We also got smart people, but we do have some
fucking idiots in here do you have an extra snap hook I do I would love that
mommy I'm all right coming right up
hi my screen I don't know if you are but yeah hiding hiding they might be kind
of crazy yeah considering they do love to kid they love to kill him they
They fucking love it.
Yeah, but let's let me go ahead and let me go ahead and put this out there.
OK, you just woke up your whole plan.
You've been sitting there waiting for the opportunity for Ninja Tyler
Blevins to get back on.
He gets on your whole day.
Your whole schedule is cleared.
You know, your mom wants you to go and rake the leaves outside.
You're not going to go rake those fucking leaves now.
You're already canceled all those plans and then Ninja gets off.
What are you doing next?
you're going to the next highest viewed group of people and you're gonna fucking
dry that's us brother that's that's us locked in on a monster yeah 100% 1040 no
doubt drinking monsters putting on white cut-off t-shirts and just swinging
look at it parlay fucking tiktoks good for that guy what a guy honestly what a
guy
all right snap hook bang my man I just tried to open my inventory and loot it
like Daisy. Okay so this is like this is the new hotel and it's honestly kind of
nice I was going up there it's like two big staircase on each side you can
snap up but it's got it. Cool let's do it.
As far as the loot goes though like I said there'll be a box of crayons, some
What are you laughing about, what are you laughing about?
Do you hear that vaporizer kill there?
Oh, oh, oh shit.
I'm gonna go in here, I'm gonna go in here.
Oh, oh shit.
I'm gonna go in here, I'm gonna go in here.
Yeah, here, here, here, here, let me.
Okay.
Good one.
He gets his name?
Wouldn't that, wouldn't that, wouldn't that, wouldn't that?
Oh!
I hit him too.
Boys?
Boys, listen up, gentlemen.
You did- oh, Sam!
I thought I heard a hint.
Wait, so what happened? What made them quit so quick?
Swift PSL and his team of game bands pushed us about four games in a row and he said,
I'm not doing this.
I feel bad for you, bro. When he left, you looked at him and he said,
and you go south
oh dude i'm waiting for this for a week snan
and he's gone
he's fucking gone
i saw his face when he left
he ain't coming back bro
no
it's gone
it's gone
i saw him in his bag and dude it was bad
oh man
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Maybe I should have said that.
Let's keep it close, you know.
We'll do the first place.
I agree.
You know, five up.
Yeah, it's all right.
You're fucking...
It's all warm.
We got that, motherfucker. Don't worry.
Yeah, we're not going to back you up.
How crazy is that?
It's the first TV run in two weeks.
I just walked through the corner and couldn't see shit got obliterated
You know what it is he could smell me I can't smell him
well to prepare everybody can smell you mother fucker
Later
I saw a tick tock with you. So I'm about the five or bad code in one month, you know on for night
I didn't see a stuff like that too on those little maps that they have
Maps oh no, no, okay. Yeah, pk does a lot of that the Uefm
Yeah, I saw a breakdown. It was like a thousand concurrent players equates to $10,000 a month
Well, it's also playtime. So it's like not just like people that are on the game, but like are they playing?
Yeah, I'll cheer you so so so player count and then play time
There's some creators on there that are bringing in like fucking m's a month
Fucking wild
I'm gonna be honest is math books fucking nuts
That's sick. It's got like a little like halo-y kind of thing to it. Yeah. Imagine if this came out four months ago.
You're so fucking funny.
I
My favorite update was the one where they added the pisser
I was close
Yeah
They're there
I think yeah, yeah
Well, I have like my settings all reset some on different comp and
It's so fucked
it's bad it's terrible all the boys are fighting too
I'm getting on this like low right on your brain
he rotated back behind the building
close the door bro why is my cross actually yeah back side of the building
Uh-oh, you're gonna shot from a different direction.
I'm jumping.
I'm rotating to the side.
Can you come in here?
That's the other, other way.
We have another team coming in too we got to go all the way back
I think
We have three teams three teams coming in
We're getting shot from
Straight northeast of Kellogg
Got you yeah, I think so. Hey, that's our best
Change my damn crosshair up again. Oh, yeah, they're fighting right here
People on top of the hill now appears well weird okay
I got changes cross there oh my gosh
where's the cross there at?
oh i'm peppering them
oh no!
this is a shot!
where'd you get shot from?
what the fuck?
that catwalk team is creeping then
they don't like me
there's a team over here
where ever i have my danger
got it
I see him in the middle of the open.
Hit him once, got instantly popped.
That might be him.
Oh, Chad's saying that's the boys.
Yeah, they're dying here.
That's him or is it him on the left?
No, the one on the left.
We were just shooting at him down below.
Okay.
I
Hit that guy once and cracked them got shot from catwalk team again
Sim is under crane
Okay
I
That's not a roll no way
I'm at four and two or bandages two shields, okay, not bad. I
Mean, I think we can kill them. I agree
Misses damn leaper between us all
I'm realizing it's kind of hard to fight out here in the open, but over that hotel it's
maybe the way.
Yeah.
Right up on it, fuck it.
I do it.
You can throw one teammate now and then it's like that.
On right side.
There you go.
Stands in swanless.
Perfect.
Right side.
Careful.
another one close right here ran out this door right here nice he's white
coming back in swinging the door perfect name a little far swinging back to
the opposite side yeah yeah I'm on my way
I'm good
you're getting swamped in your bugs the way oh my gosh you're him
Oh
Nice job
So that didn't dead
Okay, I got it. I need all this. I'm dead. Yeah, it's over
Nice job Nick
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard that I heard it
Okay, I got something to work with that pretty one blue
There's another one. Okay. Okay, I need to do the sky up here
I don't do it to you, I don't get the juices flowing.
What's that, what's that on you, that's on your head?
I don't know. I don't know. It seems like it. Unless there's a guy right outside.
Yeah, looks like it's me.
I'm at 9 durability on my uh...
I know, it's not me.
9 durability on my Renegade. Do you have an extra or no?
Yeah, I have an Anvil for you guys.
It's all good. I can run this guy's Tempest.
I got a 10 on the Anvil. You want your...
No, no, you're good. You're good. You get I got tempest. I'll just swap
Yeah, the way the run goes quick I think yeah
Yeah, there's still that gunfight over there you want to push them down down
Grab all the shit off this guy. Oh, yeah, big fight big fight free shots
It's a fight sim right there, I think it should be a fight sim.
Is that sim right there?
Yeah, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is.
Nice.
That's...
Yeah, that's Shania. The other one who we just knocked was the guy who knocked Shania.
Yeah, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, Shania.
One more, we got one knocked right here.
to my left just got shot to the left
No idea where I'm from I don't know what you're saying but fucking you
Oh
That's a it's sorry about that
I need a shield charges if you find any extra
I'm good right now
It's not like the boys going there's so much
There really dude there really is so much I feel like every step
Yeah, that's not big
Oh
No, I can't lie to you bro. I got one too. I'm not gonna swipe it for them
Hey, we'll take that we'll take that
This is going to be the PVP map I think.
Yeah, for sure.
Because it's small, you know, it's like that Call of Duty show where they make the little BR, everybody plays it.
Yeah.
And a little rebirth island.
So, okay, back to the original question. You guys are going to go play Daisy here soon.
So, if you think I would enjoy Daisy over where I play with, like, Russ?
Yeah.
Like, it was just a little two-dimension. Can you play Daisy?
Yeah.
You can, but it's shanky. You won't want to.
It's bad?
Yeah, but like you know how like in Daisy you get a fight and they respawn at their base and run back over and do all that shit
Daisy isn't like that. It's like you spawn on a beach first 30 minutes
you're just trying to find things to like prolong your run meds guns stuff like that and
After that you work your way up north or south to get better stuff and during that whole time
You're running into people to train people like yesterday. I was playing we met this guy. I was talking to him
I ended up duck taping his hands so he couldn't do anything and then another person came over and shot the guy
I duck taped it was awesome
It's a lot of fun man
But like there's like a lot more like being a piece of shit in that game
But you could take a water bottle and fill it up with gasoline and people won't know and then they take a drink of it
And they die, you know like it's funny
Okay, okay
I repeat a piece of shit's up my alley. Yeah, I know it is
You're like me you like having people want to hate you for a little bit, you know, I love that
Toxic traits a little bit a little bit
Let's go like this, and then like this, oh my gosh, go on full peanut, let's go something
like right here and just let it cruise down um okay let's need some shields and
there's some bandages channel be honest this game feels like I haven't played it
in years I don't know I don't know if it's because my settings are all sauce
right now or what but it feels terrible I feel like I've never played this game
ever. I know it's gonna take a little bit to get back into the movement and the
groove of things, but my gosh do I suck right now.
All right that should be good. Yeah how do I fix the crosshair? What is that
setting under. Duke, what are you doing? Accessibility. Center dot. Go ahead.
Where's the how do I get these how do I get these
these lines out of here
there we go
how do i get this the the the rims on the circle
Ah, fuck.
Shit.
Why am I not on Rust?
To be honest with you man, I'm just, you know, I'm a little over, a little over Rust I think.
Oh yeah, there it is. We're good.
yeah I don't do that'll do just fine actually maybe not let me see this
oh they want no no no bro remind me to bring mines please please I'm trolling
got you so safe will be tucked and sucked so I'm talking about that is what I'm
talking about safe but let that be great let that for us sure trying to figure
out how to fix this crosshair give me one second
how long do we wait for Danny before I bring in the big guns I don't know man
I don't know how to fuck the fix this
oh my gosh it's terrible my cross there I
just want to die bro I just want to die
okay just ask AI dude what are we doing
I
Holy shit, I'm him
I
Should be talking about this a lot lately
I think you and I have already spoken about it, but I'm just like every day that I'm alive
I see the reality of what like ten years from now is going to be yeah
Yeah, more and more
Yo this AI shit's crazy bro.
Bro it's unbelievable.
Okay well on that note, literally just tell AI I play Arc Raiders and I want the little
dot from my crosshair, can you give me a good one?
And I swear to God he'll give you the best one you've ever seen.
I'm cool with whatever I got right now.
This shit's fucking pissing me off.
Yeah you know how people complain about other people using AI?
Like I'm other people.
Yeah, see, there's a thing, man.
Like, I hear, you know, people are like,
oh, the AI's doing this, doing that.
You know who else thought this way?
People who made paper when cell phones
were getting, you know, off the ground for emails.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh man, all of our books at the phone booths
are gonna be gone, you know?
You can't slow down whatever cooking.
Like, it's just impossible.
I'm just gonna...
No one going downhill, baby!
Those all piss are my favorite.
Oh yeah, that's great.
That's great.
Good.
There is a lot of art.
All this gear, not gear.
We get up here, we can establish complete control, and then of course there's no one here.
I leapers on somebody I think.
My crosshair is butt ugly.
What is it?
Dude, it's so fucking disgusting.
Dude, I totally found that right now.
Yeah, right.
Man.
Nada, nada.
I think we go...
Right there. Yeah, I see.
There she goes there she goes to never be seen again
Beautiful thank you the drops are so are so easy over there both
I
Right below us, bro. Oh, it's you
We move
Right there, I don't know how he does it
But there's no
I can
I just, I, I bro, I, I, I'm so, I, I, I just wanna fucking move!
I just got absolutely blasted, no idea where.
Oh, as you do, you gotta turn it on you, careful.
I gotcha.
She worried.
Where is he?
It was my speed, he ran back, he's getting chased by R, I can hear the R shoot down, but the other team was up on the hill I think, and he was in free shooting.
Got it.
Yeah, I see, they moved, they're like swinging.
Why, are you trying to snap on that hill?
He's right there, he's right there.
Oh my gosh, right above you.
Cracked him.
okay
oh three, push you guys, push you guys, push you guys
yeah, on you
he's dead
coming inside
swing it right, swing it right
yeah
he killed me
I don't know
swing it
going in, easy baby
I don't know who you saw it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The other one ran.
I don't know where he is.
Yeah, the big tuner.
Yeah, the other one ran. I don't know where he is.
The initial knock.
Bro, can you fucking die?
where are you smoke?
smoke's
heard
honey
back one
coming
I'm running over as fast as I can
I'm almost there.
On your underage.
Dead?
Leaper?
Leaper can't come in here.
Someone else running, not us.
These guys are all going to run.
Oh, okay, go first body on the first day. That's for sure. Yeah
Bobcat gold stock nice
Shit
be careful I don't know where this is coming from
I'm going to go back and kind of work before I know where this is coming from
How'd that work bro? How did that work?
Alright.
Coming over.
GT Dave?
What the hell is that?
Yeah.
Well, I'm not doing that.
I don't know who made that up, babe.
True.
But fucking L. M. R. get the chat for that one, holy fuck.
Why?
It's a blue gun.
We want those to be as strong as possible because it's so much fun.
Ugh.
Jeez, man.
not bad
did you do anybody on the first
I looted the guy right behind the building
the other one's just gone
there's that guy right up on the top of this building in front of us
can you see the guy that's gone though?
Oh, that's him. I guarantee you from first team.
Alright, do you need to pick up on heals?
I have pretty good heals.
Am I smoking fucking crack? Or is this guy invincible?
What am I playing?
I just shot that guy on the ground 20 times!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh no.
Yeah, I'm gonna go this way.
I
Killed that guy, bro. I shot him nine times. I think he's still alive
Your shots just work
I don't know why. That's so nice. That's a great start.
I'm going, I'm going to, I'm not, I'm not.
Maybe that's all we need.
We can go to the bar after the heart can smote that humble weed.
At the marijuana bar we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs.
Stopped to hit the bonlite, you're chained to her in the Hong Kong, so roll, roll, roll the joke.
They got to see the stems.
Alright, let me try and do this as the souped up pissers outside.
How much ammo do you have for your bobcat?
Uh, like 200 shots still.
There you go. Thank you, thank you.
There it is. That's what I want. Beautiful.
Yeah, I think from above sounded like potentially space Jesus
Oh yeah, we didn't loot the second guy at the shipping container either
there okay wherever you can help you what is that noise oh no oh no Nick careful
Alright brother, careful, careful, careful, right up here.
They looking at us?
No, no, no, I don't know. I'm going.
We're fighting.
Oh, they're- two knocks.
One on each team maybe? No.
Oh my gosh.
You're gonna zip it maybe?
Yeah, yeah, I'm going.
dead
Watch the drop or like the cut around the corner, maybe yeah, there's a ball here
Are you the guy you lose go
Oh, Tampus, where are you at? Snap hook out of the ass? Sure, as you do.
Go.
I will say, of all the things to complain about, the only thing that makes me happy is, uh, everybody's got loot now, man, this is...
Everybody's rich.
Everybody's rich, the whole lab.
When is the expedition heading?
Twelve days.
Twelve days.
Maybe eleven now.
We got to get in this building because there was so many all the side other side of the second of me
We take down this wall and then we just go in this side it's an opening
I fell as you do
Wait for you
I see one on me, up top.
Up top.
Yep, up top.
Put Tempest.
Okay.
Shot me out of the side.
Okay, cracked.
On me, one.
We just need to be through uh, what's right right here?
I wouldn't push, play yourself Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, before you do
it let me talk to you Hey Steve, what's up big dog?
I can't, I can't hear what you're saying Yo, what's up boys, what's up boys?
Say you swear to God!
I swear it's me, it's me and Nick, man, it's me and Nick, trust me boys
What's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
Alright, he's on his way.
He's on his way.
I don't know if you want to check this and be careful.
Hey, what's up, boys?
My man.
My man.
Respect.
Respect on a whole other level.
You see that?
It's me, man.
It's me.
It's me.
It's me.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Here.
Hey, parting gift and thank you.
He ain't going to kill you.
You're not dead.
What?
Your bobcat in him?
He is hurt.
You're so stupid.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Bang.
Bang.
You guys are like, you can just love, you can just love.
You're beautiful.
You know, I love you, I'm just
a little bit strong.
We're probably resets again.
You're straight up.
straight up. Appreciate you boy thank you. Yeah dude he really hit me in the side of
the face with his shaft you know. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
Just another level of love out there for people. They don't give a fuck about drag
12 days bro 12 days
Oh shit.
Hey, listen, I ain't got investments like I once did, okay?
The stock market crashed, I lost everything.
Holy, I'm looking a little hurt, I can't lie.
Okay, so I'm seeing that they've made some changes.
What's going on with the teenage?
Like I throw it and it sticks to a wall and I hit it and it doesn't do anything.
Don't know the answer that I thought we would be able to open the fight
With a teammate and then there's a delay
But I saw you thought a teenager didn't go off and I did the same thing and I was confused
So I don't think he needs I think they're like a C4 now like so they finally made it to where they it has to land
Before you can even
Trigger it. Yeah, I don't think it's gonna be very good, man. Oh, it's fucking terrible
Which isn't like a bad thing, but I just didn't know yeah
All right. It's good enough. Good enough little crazy little crazy, but okay. I swear everybody
you
you
you
you
you
I'm ready to blow like nitro bliss, go on like a life so trick.
I am also psychoshit, dance blow every night in my bliss.
Fiddle with the world, don't let me go.
What was I gonna say?
Yeah, there's no chance I do expedition.
No way.
This will be the first one I missed, yeah.
Damn.
No way, Jose.
What page you on?
no way Jose what page you on you're far back negative four let me see
that'll happen expedition yeah metal parts and chemicals I haven't done
anything yeah literally nothing it's good
No matter what, man, you need no fucking skill points.
Yeah, there it is.
There's no skill points, and we get to the end of it anyways, man.
We're just throwing them shit to the board and hoping they do stuff.
I literally can't tell you what my skill tree does.
Yeah, me neither.
Me neither.
All I know is, is that guy who I just shot took 12 bullets
from a renegade and didn't die with turtle crawl.
I saw you hitting him too, bro.
Something had to be.
It had to be, it had to be messed up, right?
Like bugged or something?
Like, there's no way that was real.
No way.
You hit him with a full mag almost.
Yeah, that was insanity.
Okay, I'm bringing the mines.
Don't worry, we're gonna have a little defense.
I got some as well.
You need anything?
You need anything for me?
Chilling.
You got it all, for real?
Yeah, chilling right now.
Oh, god damn.
Big chilling.
Big chilling.
I don't need no bobcats, I'm good.
Oh, I was just told that it shows what map you're viewing bottom right of the screen now.
Like you do.
Good.
Still getting worked on, sir.
So we are aiming for having everything ready for day Z a week from today a
Week from today is is our plans for when we will
Potentially as long as everything goes according to plan and everybody is on the same page and all that good just a week from today
We'll be doing the day
So good for you, bro, but all them just get stuck in my teeth and piss me off all day, bro
Amen. Amen. What's the point, man? What's the point? Want me to do that just so my heart hurts from anger?
Amen! I love McRiddles, bro. I love McRiddles.
Anyone who talks anything negative about McDonald's breakfast deserves to die, you know?
That or they're just, they're liberal. I don't know which one.
a why I whistle right there when I said it was beautiful.
The, the, I gotta try to do that again, that was awesome.
Okay, come on, look in, buddy.
That was some Texas shit right there.
The crown, oh man.
Yeah, oh, not good.
Just got shot from somewhere.
Hold on.
The crunch on that hash brown.
Mm.
I mean, you know that it's just cooked in that good seal.
In the middle of the open right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hit one, hit twice.
hit three times still alive though
only i'm right back in there
i'm right back in there
right below you
headshot of that guy he's cracked
all you right now big dog yeah I'm getting this pisser off you
what's wrong with this that's his wall oh we're late very late yep so he's about
right here
got shot from to the right of that
crack one nice
just don't go down or it's over they cannot push you oh my god
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I think I know right where I'm at.
It's very impressive right here.
Up there.
Okay, okay, okay.
I see.
I'm there.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead. Yeah, just grenade it to death
Hey, tell you boy. That was great grenades, man. Some of the best grenades I've ever seen to be honest. I
Mean y'all dude he threw these nades. I'm pretty sure I catched one with my dick and the other one with my teeth
What a legend what a big dog
It's me man. It's me. It's me. Listen if I was if I was faking it I wouldn't be able to say your name.
You know like a soundboard or something like that. You all killed Nick. Y'all killed Nick. Send
him back to home. Yeah go check go check. You'll see him watching me probably you know looking
Constipated a little bit while also looking like a retired lineman, but with no neck
How about how about this how about this
Do it do a service my man my man my man my man my man
Y'all mind if I just grabbed his his renegade. Would you mind that at all?
I appreciate you guys man. Thank you so much. I'm gonna get out of here
All right, I appreciate that all right, I'll get out of here before psychopath kills me again
How the hell do I get out of here very questionable see profiles oh yeah
got a lot of questions brother look at this map oh my look at this map man look
at all the damn art it's nice we gotta hold the heart back a little bit look the
fuck we doing bro 97 guys don't tell ninja that hutch negotiated with
There is. Okay.
Wait, was those actual trailers actually?
I...
Yeah, what do you think?
And before you answer that question, have you ever seen better-thrown teenagers in your fucking life?
They were incredible, yeah.
I mean, everything we just talked about, with the teenagers being useless, those guys were like,
Let me show ya!
Let me prove ya wrong!
Yes, same they're saying that's the same guys who who've been going after Tyler
supposedly.
I might say I
I think they might know Ninja
They might be Ninja enjoyers
Don't mind me just grab a couple bandages it's hard out here in the streets are down here in the streets
You see days were incredible
Those tea days were incredible. I mean both times they landed on my feet. No, I'm right
I know you went through kind of what I went through, but my shield got cracked maybe four or five more fucking times
You might want to go back and watch my POV of that like if we have yeah, if we don't whatever
But you're gonna I guarantee you that you're gonna laugh
Okay, it's your confusion on my face when they're hitting these fucking Tom Brady's
He's putting on my numbers every fucking time
I've been hearing incredible gossip.
It's right there dude.
We know that part in the same lot where he goes,
hey just put your glove up.
And I'ma put it right there.
It's fucking,
dude, Jet Rod Reeves is fucking me.
He hits it right in his fucking mouth like,
it was like that.
Just sneak your glove,
and I'll be there for you.
Those guys were, uh,
talented individuals well good news is is I was able to get you're gonna get back
I keep it keep it I got so many heard yes chef her chef yes chef yes chef how's
it how's the chef doing he's doing good oh it's a phenomenal experience good
Yeah, yeah, get on that.
Throw that at the rotation of the mountain.
That'll be something.
We don't shy away from food in this call, okay?
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
My fucks pray to it.
Amen.
Lord, we come to you today.
Right.
They give facts.
Right.
They're hitting the prayer about being thankful for it.
I'm praying.
Who's the food?
You're locked in.
Locked in.
Locked in. Lord?
I'm praying to the chicken.
Lord? Lord?
Thank you Lord.
Thank you to this chicken key though.
Oh no.
No white onions on Hutch's chicken key.
Hell no.
Hell no.
Don't even put it near my food.
it back don't put it near my food I send it back send it back take it back sir
shit sir we could just move it over that don't talk to me send it back
I'm sorry you're just coming off stupid you're wearing tuxedos to a job
interview
No, I thought the tuxedos were pretty funny at first, but now they just seem a little fucked up
All right, I got no hatch keys
No, it's you.
Yep, step, bros.
Is that onions and ketchup?
I can taste it.
Is that pan or pan?
It's pan.
I hear what you're saying.
Is it pan?
It's not a hard time with this one.
Is it two ends or one end?
How about with this whole pan-pam situation?
I don't know if you're a weed joyer, man, or anything, but I think a little gummy, you
think a little gummy, you watch that one, that dude.
Let me put you on something, let me put you on something.
There ain't nothing better than being high as giraffe pussy, okay?
And watching trailer park boys.
I'm telling you brother chat your entire chat will say true right now all of the potheds
will all say true I'm telling you it's an incredible experience.
Have you have you ever watched?
Yeah, wrong.
It's been a long time.
I can't bro listening to bubbles try and sell shopping carts while high as shit is
some of the funniest things you'll ever hear in your life.
I got me back at it.
Bro, you have to embark on that journey, my friend.
I don't even own it.
I haven't watched that so long.
I have seen it.
I have seen it.
Netflix, bro.
Netflix.
Hey, I got a guy going on.
Nice.
Yeah, Netflix got you.
What's up with all these fucking apps?
Aw, bro, I hate it.
I hate it.
You know, tell me what's going on, huh?
$2 here, $5 there.
Who do they fucking think they are?
Yep.
This is tyranny.
That's what it is.
You know, you go back.
What was it, four, five years, maybe even longer,
when it was all just one.
It was all just Netflix.
Everything else was pretty much ass.
I swear, after Peacock acquired the office,
there are 40 of them started popping up.
Everyone started acquiring one show
and then putting out a bunch of horse shit for the rest.
That moved a colossal from one base to the other.
Yeah, and everyone recognized this is how you get viewers.
Yeah, Hulu was good, too, but Hulu, bro, you can miss me with those three ads every fucking
15 minutes.
Was this Twitch?
God.
Yeah, some people really don't like the office.
I fucking love it.
Thanks best show one of the best shows ever what my favorite comedy show
Me too. I put it in my top three overall. Just cuz I love it. Yeah, I
Don't disagree. I've never you ever seen band of brothers
No, that's my favorite TV show of all time
So you is that like a what is that like a war?
Okay, yeah
I like more stuff, too
Yeah, that that one is
Incredible, but make sure if you if you are gonna watch it
There's two there's a
Oh, I was gonna say there's a movie and there's a show I think two shows that you get the Pacific
Yeah
Yeah, I'll be there one second ready aiming
Oh, he's wasting me now. This might be a good time to see you.
Maybe if I could not go on fire.
I did.
No idea if it hit.
I'm going to go top red, top right, right.
OK, I'm trying to jump again.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Oh
You live yeah, I'm good fucking 10 drones attack it bro this new map in the arc they're they're they're learning
I'm not seeing them up here anymore careful my rotator for you. Yeah. No, I see one. I see one. I see one
Drone's gonna fly down here?
Pump it around.
I love it.
i can't see shit with this crosshair
this arc raiders man, that's what we signed up for
there it is
arc
raider
in that order
yeah, what are you pussy?
If it drives, stick!
Do you like this? Oh my god!
Oh, okay. Well, we're gonna figure it out.
So this guy refuses to peek me. He's just third person holding this angle.
I see him, I see him, yeah.
Drag one.
Okay, there's another team on the other building.
Alright.
Yeah, I can't I don't have an angle do I push this guy I can push them baby
You just let me like yeah, that's what I'm doing
Should be like right here around there
Her shielding
There he is. Backside. Left.
Okay. I'm gonna have a crazy angle here in a second.
Got it. Got it.
Backflash. White speed. You should be looking at him.
Dead.
Nice.
Going.
Oh, I'm fucked. Cooked.
Hold on. See ya.
I'm playing on stairs.
He's getting held right now.
We're getting pushed.
That's Boulder in here.
Me up here now.
I'm on their building now.
Yeah, run across.
I want to cross they all
It's going the doorway team flanking them as well. Let's follow under you. Yeah, yeah, he is this guy's team
Yeah, I got a little dug.
Full.
What's going on under us?
Oh man!
Yeah, it's not bein' sappy.
On our height.
Yeah, heard.
Nice!
Right on my right.
Right here.
Love it.
Help me.
Keep going back.
What the fuck?
That's weird.
Oh dude.
You're a great player.
You're a great player.
You're a great player.
Yo boys, boys, boys.
Listen, before you kill me, there's another team across.
One's knocked.
All right?
I may I say that was your mother's a horn, your dad's absent!
Hahaha!
Shit.
Oh my god Chad I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry guys.
Yeah, it's just, I was looking at a different area of my screen then you better be fucking
work.
Shit.
you
you
you
you
you
I can see how people are going to love this update and I wouldn't disagree.
This update isn't bad in any way, shape, and form,
other than the amount of arc that is involved.
I just, bro, I think it comes back to what we said prior,
where it's just like, we waited so long
for what we have now,
that it's just still for me not enough, you know?
Like for example, I got plans.
I got things I wanna go do.
I got games I want to play and in order for me now to cancel those plans and to not go
and play those games, you got to do something incredible and I just don't feel like this
is that incredible.
Like the map is cool, sure.
The updates that they've made with like the teenagers stuff, I think it's in a
positive direction but for me I just don't know if it's enough to keep me
here personally I just I got you know I'm at that point now before it was I
want to play arc and nothing else but now it's I want to play everything else
but arc I don't know how to explain it not a bad update though definitely in the
positive direction. So basically there's nothing they can do to make you stay. No,
I don't think that. I mean listen, I go back to what I said before. If there was
actually things to look for and to loot, I would enjoy it more. If there was what
felt like an actual progression maybe after the expedition, I think I might
enjoy more. If the map had a little bit more flow and less just arc in every single location
fly it around, wait to fuck me the ass. I think I enjoyed a little bit more. I think there's a lot
of things without going down, me just being negative about the game for the next 45 minutes
that they could change, no doubt. But I'm just talking and sheer what we have right now,
What what we what they brought to the table with the update and it's just in my opinion after the the amount of time
We've waited for it. It really isn't blowing my socks off
That's all
Yeah, like a new Pete like like a large PvE something like that could be cool. Like where's the Emperor like I'd love to fight that I'd sink my time in for that.
Like the map looks unique, but I feel like I'm not working towards anything other than just PVPing in a different area.
Well chicken side rice to reset the vibes love that for you love that for you. I
Know you got food coming. Maybe you got food that just went down. Oh shit careful
a little off for you okay yeah changing it up a little bit man changing it up a
little bit I like that gun definitely more of a master key but
Hutch just seems disconnected from Mark all right let's do this because every
single time I say something everyone calls me crazy and then it actually
happens and then everyone says I'm right I want you guys to do this for
I want you to take a look at the overall player count for the next 10 days and see how high it goes up and
Then after the 10 days happens obviously the expedition happens
Compare it to the last two expeditions and then come back and talk to me in three weeks
Hit that guy once
I'm gonna shot my teammate to the left. I'm looking
He's like under something. Yeah, yeah, he's in here somewhere
They're under here.
Yeah.
Now that's a fight we can take.
Don't fucking go.
Go?
Alright, let's do it.
Hold on.
They're not.
Oh my god, they're not.
Where they at?
I'm looking.
On me.
On me.
It's in front of me.
And then big ship.
Yeah, I heard.
Nade.
I heard.
I heard.
I heard.
Nade.
Loki.
I don't see him pushing.
Danger, there.
40.
On my right, my deep right.
One's cracked.
I don't know how this guy's still up, he's dead.
I'm in the hill.
One shot.
Yeah I kill him, I kill him.
Dead.
I have to finish him, he's too close to the extract.
procters me
I'm sticking up
the wall
oh what's that wall doing? look how big it is
there's a little wiggle
that's the fed
I mean you do so many grenades bro, I feel like you'll have some good stuff.
Yeah, maybe.
You're gonna use the other one, look at the rich.
Gotta speak about for a temp, if that was my camera in.
Freak it.
Nope nevermind, temp is 2.
That's it, none of the temp is 2.
slots to loot nothing
ones on the right of that
no shooting the pisser
they're on the roof ones on the roof
Also, what's my guns are getting put away whenever I press H? What the fuck is going on?
Come in
Yeah
In the room
Smoke
I don't know where I'm getting shot from coming back out one's inside that room
Feeling
two
nice
right guy, right guy, maybe
take it down
burn
I played the reuse walls, sound enough?
yep
play rest
That one behind me I'm stuck on a fucking guy's right here running outside the door on this door on this corner pushing pushing pushing pushing pushing
Right here
Let's try
Yeah, hold up hold up
I got stuck I don't know what I got stuck on I don't know I got desync like
crazy I was around a wall I was chilling damn damn
Oh, not the, not the fat farmer, not the fat farmer. No. Hey, um. Oh, man, I was
around the wall on that one. Let's go, Tippi. Lance, the girl wants to be in
the best. Yeah, it'll happen. It'll happen. Okay. I'm calling it big guns. We weigh it
long enough for Danny. He sucks. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know where he is. I don't know where
he is. I don't know. I never know where he is.
Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna use the uh the teammates anymore. I think
teammates are a cooped. At least for me. I don't know how to use them. They just
They feel clunky now.
Do I have any other throbles?
I don't. I got to loot them.
Aaaaaaahhh!
Be there.
Did anyone want to eat that?
Well, I think I think folks you'll be on tonight. I think folks you'll be on tonight. I don't
know. Yeah, I don't I'm not too sure. I just think you probably ever slept or something.
New durability burn. It's pretty hefty. It is pretty hefty. Now explain to me this chat
or correct me if I'm wrong.
So they have the new durability burn
and is the durability on death still dropping by 50%.
Okay then.
Yo, good morning, PC.
No, it's less than 15%.
Okay, I'm glad they thought that through.
That's good.
That's good.
Disturbed, thank you for the tier one dish, thank you for the eight months, man.
High class, thank you so much for the two months.
Snack and dill, thank you, Tiggle. Thank you for the five gifted over on YouTube, bro. I appreciate you, man.
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Your statement makes no sense, why don't you clarify it?
Hutch complained about people being negative about marathon and now he's being negative
about new update for ArcGraders, yes, yes, yes, yes, the Tards are awake and they are
out in full force.
Yes, me complaining about people saying that a brand new game that they never played before
was ass in the first five minutes is the same and equates to the exact same thing
as me seeing a game that's been out for five months that made half a billion dollars
and has updated a total of half a time in that entire span where it is written
by cheaters and bullshit and we haven't got nothing to show for the amount of money that
these motherfuckers have made other than this one update in the last how many months is the
exact same thing about as marathon you are 100% correct man 100% 100% also you should
probably go to speech therapy classes that is one of the craziest comparisons I think
I think I've heard yet.
I know that it might sound crazy, but I do reflect on the systems of the paradise, and you will live a long life in peace, but you will live until the dim sum paradise.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
I
Bum bum bum um, what if you're just fat
All right, big boy, can we do it let's do it bro, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it
Can we do it?
Let's get up here so fast.
There's a spawn on the other side of the hotel.
Alrighty.
Let's just eat this fuckbother.
Oh my gosh.
Oh snap hook on a roof.
They're up there.
Yeah, I got a little corner setup as well.
Think they might be coming through my door
Coming through my door both here
Both that both that both that
Nice.
There he is.
There's that.
Very good, very good, very good.
Like you do, like you do.
Another team here.
Step, step, step, step.
Going back on my spot.
Coming from where we came from.
Ball.
No, I heard steps for sure. They're right in my head
Other this way too
Check some lockers really all crash mad, bro
a powered descender blueprint lock in lock tap in lock in these guys are above
for sure right above me I think
the
this is creepy
yeah they're just right above me
what i uh... i heard last i've never heard of them i think they're just
holding those bodies maybe
well
Yeah, fucking nasty.
I want you to know I just got shivers down my spine.
Let's see if I can't beat them in.
birds and they're definitely on the roof yeah
I'm sorry.
Run back over to my side.
I wish I'd have snapped that shit.
I'm kind of extending out a little bit here just you yeah, yeah, I'm I want to jump up there
No in AIDS down
It's like they know, huh? Yeah, I think they want to come down there
I don't see him on your height. I see the birds again. Yeah, they're there where we were
Can I go up? No, no. I see him
They're outside right this room. They also have the doorways
So they're above me?
Yes.
When I can push, I will.
Just let me know when.
Is there a place to go in? I don't understand it.
I'm gonna push.
Yeah
Oh
You like finishing people pussy seeing this brands a bitch
I
Know fucking way
Where's this guy at?
You just heard a bleed out though. Yeah, okay
well they were creeping man they were creeping for a hot man to do
there's another team here already
I think this is the guy who's looting you. What'd you have? What did you, uh, what'd
you have?
Alright, that was...
Okay.
Alright, got your tippy back.
Let's see if I can make it out of here.
head home at the seaside elevator
oh my god oh yeah that that elevator is terrible
head home at the customs elevator
I might turn a zip bro
I did behind me I think
there's under you
You gotta watch out for the spider.
Like you do, like you do.
No!
You still got it.
Like you do, like you do.
They're gonna run over here so quick after I hit this.
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
You bastard.
We should...
We should play a different map just once to see if it's like this.
Sorry, game it now.
What, this made people?
So it's been art?
Oh yeah, that's true. That's a good idea actually.
Oh, look at this shit.
Oh my gosh. That's a day ruiner. That's a day ruiner.
Oh my god.
As far as you know this other team's coming.
What's going on?
Oh, his dog's not doing well at his dog's vet.
Damn.
Wait, what do you mean?
Well, the people are just coming to my chest.
I have to fight.
I'm saying you're jetty, right?
I haven't seen anyone.
Don't you get it, guys?
Oh, oh, he's not live. He's at the vet right now with him
Yeah, I think he quite a quick end in his stream
Because something was going on with the puppy. You barred shower coming in saying
It's brutal man. It's fucking the worst thing in the world man because they're so cool or the best things
literally like
the best animal in the world, but
It's just so it's so quick man. It's just it goes by so fast
Yeah, especially from what I heard about their first dog that just recently passed tank that was just out of nowhere
Just I didn't even know tank pass. Yeah tank pass just recently and it was like he's not doing good
Oh my gosh, it happened, you know, so
No, it happened so fast with dogs
Yeah, dude
well thoughts and prayers to Timmy and the fan man yes sir yes sir mm-hmm I
know I know we all go through that I don't
but do you have to swim with my chest and then do I share that fucking that's ass
it's the worst bro it's dude it is the absolute worst like yeah yeah
Mm-hmm
Here with a double fucking wolf handy, too, I didn't need it. So this is the other dog
This is the other dog. So the this is the older dog. So tank was a lot younger. This is the dog
He's like 130 years old from what I understand
You want your tip of spec? No. I don't want anything back to keep it on. Yeah. All right. So I figured
Yeah, my bad. Bring it up. I just figured they're gonna be your tattoos. You know, I'd know that I'd want to know you're good
Yeah, I appreciate your big fast
Well, maybe it stayed, no, it stayed canned up.
Haley just came in and showed me one of my Zid kids and she goes, now why was this in
your pocket?
Now there's Zid Bobway all over our laundry.
Sorry about that, just put him in for another wash.
Sorry about that, Bob.
Sorry, my bad, chef.
Love that chef whoopsies whoopsie daisy
Oh seven oh seven that'll happen that'll happen
Lappin that'll happen
I need text, tell me.
Oh
Yo, that's the axe. Thank you so much for the tenor man. I appreciate you bro much love
Cory thank you so much for the for the sub man
Tim had two ads today too
man that's that's terrible man that's terrible that's terrible sucks to hear bro
sucks to hear absolutely terrible
I might be mistaken how's the update field it's cool man it's different
Let's go.
Let's ride.
Why don't we avoid it?
Why don't we go back home?
Alright.
Alright, boss. Let's head over there then, boss.
I don't even know if we have a home.
Why don't we go this way?
We're just pitch-intents at this point.
Dude, that's crazy.
So much fucking args on me.
There's shit going on.
So many elevated positions.
I
Like you do I knew there was a way. I knew there was a way. Oh
well
It ain't that way it ain't that way it ain't that way. That's another way. Oh
My god, it's like right behind I think bro. Oh shit
it. We were getting shot from two different directions. You got to look at those guys.
I got to look at left and allow us to get pushed.
All right, they're fighting zombies over there waves of art
Oh, man.
Good morning!
Good morning.
No.
I got no range for that.
Yeah, other ones pushing out now.
They are swinging left, but I got this guy.
this guy I'm just letting him get a little bit closer a little bit more
committed and I'll kill him. Come on, come on, yep, keep going.
Somehow I missed everything but he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
Dead, nice.
Let up his boy. He's out of there, he's not down there anymore. He rotated
all the way up top yeah yeah he's out of there he's out of there you can get out
he's still in there I don't lie to you I saw someone else run this one that's
this guy's teammate I believe
I got changed this crosshair man, this is hell oh
God leapers covered leapers covered at ease past he just got shot from you okay
Mr. Leeper I don't want to know problem. I want no problem with you
I'm gonna go get an angle on this guy no I have an angle in three at T
A-hun, angle in three, this is a lot longer than I thought.
Two, one, angle now, and yeah, you runnin'?
Those guys are low on air, man.
Crack them.
You got right?
Right here.
You can snap up right now if you want.
Snap up.
He is literal one health, bro.
here just push them like you do very good
you're a fucking rat
we got a sparrow?
oh damn what'd you say what's in front of you
oh shit i just saw one get an angle one moment
So I cannot see him behind that exact building where I'm running, hit him once, hit him!
another team behind us now. Oh sweet heavens.
Got a grad.
Yeah I'm gonna grab something from the other guys.
This guy seems just not real. I don't know.
Status report, Comrade.
Okay they're gonna play it out if something needs it.
Coming.
5 seconds out.
Both going left.
Inside.
Up top's good.
One down.
Three shielding.
He's inside.
He's going to go out.
He's going to go all your way.
He's going to go all your way.
Yeah, I'm good right now.
Underneath me.
Underneath me.
Underneath me.
Underneath me.
Underneath me.
Underneath me.
Underneath me.
Underneath me.
Underneath.
cracked him. Dead. Blood dead. Another team. I... yeah yeah yeah. You can fast rest. Beautiful.
Blood down there. Once they mill the open, kill that guy. And I'm healing now, healing now,
Oh, we're doing so good. Look at us.
Get his hooves back!
Back! Back! Back!
I just have so much to do.
Bro, there's no way.
Jamie, back!
Get your hooves back!
Get his hooves back!
Get his hooves back!
Man, man, man, man, man, man!
I want to kill this guy under. I don't know where he's at.
Suck it, Luke.
Suck it.
it do it why not why not ready gold stock Bobby double gold stock huge very
huge man extra shield as if be birds birds birds my birds my birds my birds my
birds yeah not today buddy
How many shots?
Yeah, you went numb, what?
Oh, I know that noise.
Yeah, if I can do like you do.
I'm still looking for that other crawler down here.
You're not you laser being this guy
Yeah
I'm leaving that body in the middle for you, okay?
me. I say we hit the old reset. Are the other ones looted or not?
Top done
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm gonna be honored for cereal with you man. It's a lose lose situation for me if I say
good things about the update people complain if I say bad things about the update people
complain. I'm done answering the question. I'm done answering the question. I can play
for yourself, babe. That's Robbette. The update is an update, guys. The update is an update.
What'd I mean by that?
What's this clip?
But...
If you ping, you're throwing them to the wolves.
The casuals are always the most important.
But if the casuals see Ninja, Nick, Merks, or nobody in the game, hutch, talking shit
about the game then not playing the game they're also not gonna play the game
Yogi I had like 60 green binoculars I'm down to my last 10.
What am I watching?
You're talking to the wolves.
The casuals are always the most important but if the casuals see Ninja, Nick
Merck or nobody on the game cut talking shit about the game then not
playing the game they're also not gonna play the game I have I don't know
what that clip was or what I don't even know what he's saying is he saying I
shouldn't be talking shit what is he saying
I don't even know, I don't even know how to, I don't know what, I don't know what that
opinion was.
Let's go!
The boy who lived, or late, the boy who did, oh, Harry Potter!
Okay, he's not being a shock!
Not you, Hermione, not me!
You, Harry!
You don't hold the cards, Harry!
I hold the cards!
You, Harry!
I mean, they're flying in fucking swarms.
It's like a bunch of just IRL wasps around a swing set ready to just fuck somebody's
day up.
You just want to have fun park so I tell you what it's gonna be fun
Okay, that's where you did
Like it do
I heard a fight yonder. I don't know where though. Oh my god, those are birds.
Pretty kind of off the truth to the birds, you know?
Yeah, a little bit. A little bit. A little bit.
There's more of everything. Five more going on.
all my guys that new bitch bro what in the fuck is that it's that new ho what's
that new ho do I think I'm gonna shoot her special abilities I'm a shooter
I'm gonna shoot her, I just want to see what happens.
She didn't do anything, I shot her, she just looked at me.
Oh, she's landed, she's landed.
Oh, my Lord.
What are we doing? Let's kill the fucking turbine together!
Let's kill the turbine together!
Nick, can you move? Can you move?
Let's kill the turbine together!
Hey, what's going on, Swans? How you doing today, man? You having a good day?
Let's kill the turbine together!
Hey, what's up, Swans?
Oh my gosh, it's the Swann brothers!
Oh my god, who's that?
Yeah, I killed that guy.
Don't kill that guy.
A good friend of mine.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Shit.
You guys got aura, man.
How much you want to bet?
I got aura, man.
I put it insane about a buddy on it.
Let me take a look.
One pound of fish.
Oh, I can't look anymore.
Oh, you already know.
Oh, they're both console gamers.
Maybe not
You can you can cheat on console, don't you worry
I don't want you fucking worried.
They're like the board cheaters on console.
I don't know though, man.
It was my little gadgets and fucking drinks that you can buy nowadays.
I heard it.
Everybody got it.
I heard that.
You heard how he said with my, hey, we got him, boys.
We got him.
We got him.
It's about time.
He was cheating against that arc six months ago. I was fuck it
So all wait you shot the turbine and she just looked at you she didn't know if she just she just hung out
Jackson just landed and aura farmed. That's it
It's she did not want to show me her magical powers now
There's a goop of like me or gotta do for a second snap hook
And I can bring you you want me to bring you some broken one so you can break them down and make more
Yes, all right. Let me bring I'm bringing you three make sure you but I'll bring you to so you see
It's a hatch going back to rush.
No, I don't know I listen never say never you know we said the same thing about arc never say never but I
Think I'm a little burned on rest. I think I'm burned. I think I'm burned on the old rest. I
Think Daisy is next for your boy
boy. Wait, so what did peanut change? You guys said he changed everything last night.
change. This is Schwab-Cloaksy. Yeah bro, dude, it's again man. It's the same shit
another day. I'm trying to get things. Here's the thing, okay. Believe it or
not, I actually like having a schedule and I actually like knowing what the
fuck is going on and between peanut and clokey and trying to figure out what the fuck is going on it is
quite literally like
Having a conversation with two blades of grass. I
Don't know what the fuck is going on
It was five members. It was 50 members then it was five members. I
Was told there was two spots on the team. I get on one night. There's no spots on the team
I tell Cloaksy hey are you playing on the team? No I'm not playing on the team. Then I go to play on the team
Cloaksy still playing on the team
Now I'm hearing that the spots are swapping and I
Don't care enough. I don't care enough. I don't care enough. This is why team shit sucks. I don't care enough
Do not care a nap
Your ass, your mother loves my ass.
Why do you have to be on penis team? Why not summits?
Because, dumbass, it's not about being on penis team.
It's about having a team to begin with.
And if I am playing rust because my friends are playing rust
And I am not playing with my friends while playing rust a game that I don't
Incredibly enjoy why the fuck would I play rust by myself?
If I hardly want to play rust with my friends, why would I want to play rust by my lonesome?
Are you rip are you ripping fit in the alleyways?
Well, you don't understand what that means. What were you happen about?
This is some of your friends seven has I'm gonna move it some it has a full team you cock suckers
Pop it out of your mouth and listen to me. He already had a full team
This happened two days after the damn event started. He had a full team
I don't fuck am I gonna join his team?
I can't lose it!
SHUT UP!
DAMN IT!
Y'all be fine ghosts!
FUCK!
Anyways...
OH SHIT!
We apologize boss!
No apologies needed!
Just get me a blood pressure cuff. God bless that ships in the moon
Grab right through thank you for that
Okay
Somebody else has that other spawn
Whoever just said so is your cholesterol mods ten minutes ten minutes that motherfucker right now
Oh, bro, I didn't make it all the way up. I'm coming
Oh my god
Okay, developer, developer, developer, Nick Marks.
one step two coach yes chef I'm on fire chef
hold on that's probably with these balls yes chef
Yeah, we're good, all right, down.
Step two.
Step two.
Yes, Chef.
We're trying to zoom in with scroll wheel for some reason, Chef,
and it's not working.
It's OK.
Step two.
All right, step three.
Get match height.
Get up there.
Yes, Chef.
Get your ass up there.
There we go.
Now good chef I fell down
Dead
Both dead.
Yes, man.
You're just like that dad.
Yes, chef!
Get over here saucing!
Oh, where you gonna go?
Where you gonna go? Cause you're going nowhere.
You're going back to Spain, motherfucker!
fucker all good perfect we did it good work
boot them up boot them up scoot them up
not good this is turret we get it
can't say not good that'd be good well I'm gonna be honest I didn't understand
And that it was a turret until it stopped shooting me.
Yeah.
Got you, got you, got you.
It's still top-street.
Oh, you're not real, got it.
Oh!
Oh!
The way sweet-
Oh, dear.
The ancient scroll of surprise.
Whoa!
Hey, how's our little terrace looking?
How we looking? What do you know if I see?
Smell nothing.
Looking pretty good. Couple pissers. Space Jesus. Two more pissers. A drone that spawns more.
Two regular drones. Couple balls. Another drone. Two more drones.
Oh three more drones just spawned in.
One wall, two walls, three walls.
Oh my gosh, my knee hurts.
No bro, I'm chillin'.
I'm not too sure.
I'm not seeing shit at all.
They put the heart of Africa in this game.
What are they doing?
Amen.
Give me a reason to open up a fucking box, man.
A reason to open up anything, other than a body.
Flare, who's that at?
I don't know, I don't see it.
I think it's up and inside, maybe.
It's a 30-pops gun.
What was- what was- what was- what was going that way anyway? So we're gonna go to the crane.
Yeah, let's do it.
I do wanna make it out with your snap stuff.
Oh, nice.
Oh, shit!
Like you do!
Dang'em!
He's taking that one out.
Oh
Watch out watch out
Holy oh my pincers
Oh yeah, we should be right down on them.
Oh, they're where you almost fell, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, right down here.
Just all flare.
Resing.
Back corner.
We go down right now.
We can't.
Going to.
Going.
Okay.
Yeah, all the way down.
Got him?
I'm one, I'm one.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like I can't go.
Sounds good.
On corner, sounds like.
He's dead, I got him.
One dead, another one farther.
Yeah, I think so potentially.
I'm gonna shot from somewhere, no idea where.
Oh, like deep, like deeper in front of you?
Yeah.
I can't see because, I can't see.
good colbs coach oh I see that's over here somewhere and that window up there
real yeah should we shoot you should we lose yeah I think so
I can't believe this guy put a wall for you
Oh my gosh, there's someone else.
Maybe more too dude.
There we go.
What a fuck.
Body on me.
Fresh money.
I like it.
I like.
I like.
Do I have a white flag?
Wait that shit.
Can you actually?
Oh my god you can't.
Oh my gosh, you can wave it, I was kidding.
Actually fuck with that, I fuck with that.
See, that's cool.
I do too, genuinely.
But now why can't they give me a sign?
It says fuck you.
Kill your enemies in games.
Kill your enemies, exactly.
Let me just wave it.
kill your enemies kill your enemies jazz what he's finished my sense that's my
sense that's what I was gonna say 100%
hold on go die and come back you have a great life
die yes jump off of the building and hit the snap hook
yeah make it two separate signs
We can just put it together.
Exactly, exactly, yeah, yeah.
Because that's, it's not a work, it's camaraderie.
About achieving something together as a, as a...
The art community does.
Which really customise the flag, that'd be great.
Let's see if this guy is down for the white flag.
Well, before we go you want to see if someone's about it. I'm so I'm overweight. I can drop a shield
I got two tippas fours. I said we I said I said we bring it in next raid and we do it for the first team that we see
Baby, you know what they did they think I don't know I should make this joke
Yeah, yeah, man.
Ah, fuck it, I'll say it.
They knew they couldn't fix the cheating problem.
So instead, they gave us a white flag
to hopefully coerce them
in despairing our lives.
We're not going to ban the cheaters,
but here's a white flag.
This will get you through your six-hour stream.
Enjoy the beach.
Enjoy the beach. Free will.
Free will
See food, let's go, baby. I
Saw the one of him like diving into the waves. Do you see that?
Just give it the middle finger to the waves these diving into
Okay repair what I enough to repair both of them actually nice beautiful now we need more power rods
Okay, do you have a snap you do right? Yeah. Yeah, I got a snap ready to rock
And let's go yo, where's our little venezuelan
Oh cool I
Can't wait to gamble bro. Oh, I cannot wait give me them cases bro
Give me them cases. Dude, I'm not seeing you.
How's your gamemanship been going? You think you're still here?
Think of getting bent over, right? Go to prison.
And not even a courtesy spit, you know? Pretty much the equivalent.
Oh man. I'm afraid for you, bro.
Like you did. Like you did.
No, I'm done for the month.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Dude, I put it in a second longer than I used to make.
I feel like a good son of a-
Hell, no, hell, no.
I'll be back for next month.
Yeah, I'll be back cause I need some rest.
I'm gonna hit that max like train wreck did,
don't you worry.
Oh, dude.
That boy treated me bad.
Brother, it's, it's, yeah.
Isn't it crazy?
It's crazy.
Yeah, I mean, one better perspective.
Equivalent to my entire month.
He's spinning your balance?
Yeah, literally.
Like, that's not even exaggeration.
He was doing features for 150 of pop.
Imagine that.
One press of a button.
150 racks.
And he did that.
Like, he's swinging one to two mil every five minutes.
It's crazy.
It really is crazy.
Insightful shit.
Wow.
Yeah, that's true.
Chat's right.
Yeah, that's true chat's right is it what he was doing. I
Mean it was regular spins with just enhanced chance for a hundred pay a spin
Yeah, oh, so it's not like not even features like a previous thing. Oh
Another level man ridiculous
And that's like the most volatile
No, no the most DJ shit I've ever seen. Yeah was he got
He started buying it. He was trying to max it right and so he said screw it. I'm sorry gambling to buy
So you would buy it for 300k and then gamble it for more and it's like it's like a 2% chance that
And didn't and didn't didn't get it once. He never got it. Oh my
That makes me sick, bro
Hey, you got no business gambling them
You know what you know, it's really weird don't people that make money from gambling are people who don't care about the money
There it is
Like you know, you know, I bet if you can see it before when I really cared about what I was gambling with I never win
Yeah, I don't fucking care. I went
Yeah
100% fuck it. I'll just do this
I'm always saying that because they have no idea what they're doing. They've never played it
I don't even know what it is
Max win, you know
We're in Vegas and my wife is like oh let's play this let's play that oh my god
None of those are gonna do anything and she's like oh my gosh. Look at this and it was
It was one of those
The dragons what's that TV show called the dragons and like the seven kingdoms
I'm forgetting the name of this game of throne slot. She's like you got to play this look how cute it is
And I was like oh my god put a hundred bucks in here for like four grand
Like I've been going I've been
Yeah, like I'm over here and try to chart out which one is best statistically she's picking it by the by what looks the coolest
My Ram Ram Ray we might go again. I think it up
Okay, oh my gosh, it's it's it's there my palm tree by palm tree running
Both under
That is absolutely horrible, which is I did
Probably
Oh Nick, what are we doing man?
Oh my god, so bad daddy
Okay, there was such yeah, see you there, bud. I'm here
All across
He's all the way back where we came from.
I hear different feet.
This guy's got a size 15 shoot.
Yeah above me
About me for sure
Under you below I'm dropping this shit
More more more for sure
I have your stairs swing.
Yeah, they're here.
Yeah, camera.
I'm gonna get back to the big stairs.
Okay, I'm coming.
I'm back!
I
Cracked that guy nice going
White three times
I'm not going through smoke, dad.
I'm cheating, I'm cheating, I'm cheating.
I got whacked.
Not horrible.
No, not bad at all.
I thought it would be a little weird, but...
I'm going to loot the first guys.
I thought it would be a little weird but I'm going to loot the first guys, I'm looting
the guy you killed, I'm looting the guy you killed here, I'm going to go find the other
guy which I fooled right, you know what I'm talking about, there you go, face with
nice little booty
Now short adult to me hey, I got a Bettina
That's only a level three so fuck that. Well, I would keep that yeah, I'm gonna upgrade it and use it
You got this guy there should be another one right no, no
This guy staircase. Oh, yeah, the guy I killed their smoke already looted. We're gonna rock
good for us bro I'm down to just like did come right back yeah sure fuck it
sure sure same area last time what we set out to do oh my god the mission was
successful
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, shit, you're getting shot from the left.
Now you get shot from the left.
Here, sir.
Oh my god.
Yeah
Open a secondo my friend
Try to take height get up there watch your right
Jesus
I'm telling you there's no fucking way we should check was in the passionals today through 9,000 more arcs and our graders
I don't remember this I didn't read this part oh my oh my god
Oh
No way that's us
Oh
Going up, I'll go it up
the hatch wait they're coming on you hit one I missed I missed again not good
I wonder how they knew we were here dude so strange hit him again knock one
I love it
oh yeah get the hatch get to the hatch get to the hatch man go go go go go go go go
another team here they opened hash and my debt with my debt they're pushing
you're in here right here
okay oh oh okay yeah sure later see you later man
yeah absolutely I think we can hop in I'm hoppin in
I don't like it here at E-Bore
wait wait we have to loop these guys
we will we will I'm the lead should I let it go
Oh my sweet heavens, it's in the ambulance!
If it shoots one up here, I'm taking my shirt off.
Oh, it's right up here.
Should I wave the flag?
You think the arc don't come down?
Maybe the Ark will see the flag and know that we're together!
What a great oddity, Clinton!
I don't know what's happening, but I went 3 for 12.
I'm gonna shot some of that Ark right there.
Oh, brother, I've never missed any sniper shots in my life.
Alright, a little bit of goop, a little bit of loot.
I got another sales ship!
No way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way.
He's a slippery little fucker.
He's a slippery little asshole.
That little fucker
Hit the key, but I don't will be here no more. I
Want to go home?
One two damn man keep swiping
Brother brother brother what do you mean? Why am I extracting with 15 stems because I'm poor
Okay, and I'm gonna use these stems more than literally anything else
What you're seeing right there is 17,000 space dollars of
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Shit it's not on me not on me on them
You go right here. Yeah, zip on zip one
That's one
Like oh shit, I'm sorry. I may go down one. I'm fucking idiot. You good come back up
They're definitely lowest
We're not the other side, are they you I'm shooting. Yeah
I shot
Ok
I'm coming
Do not come
Come, come, come, come, come
They are not coming
They are not coming at all
Oh shit
What a cheeky...
That shot, that shot!
That shot, that shot!
Oh damn!
Let's get it out!
Shit, we knocked him out.
We gotta go right now, right?
Yeah, I think, just be careful with this.
I don't know where it's at.
Just gonna send it.
Just gonna send it over there and just
show them what I'm talking about.
Just fucking do it so tired of this bullshit
Let her mom eat the fuck out of them
Well, they go where they go where they go
Yeah, but Tina's kind of disgusting by the way
I mean, I've never killed two people that quick.
Yeah.
From that business.
Where are they?
Oh, you found them?
You must have played a lot of this game and had a lot to do with it.
It's pretty good.
They love your mom's pussy.
That's for sure.
Hey, where's your friend at, huh?
uh... hypothetically and in the game
uh... not you know in any other
rocketeers look in this way
just so we can be on the same page uh...
from the numbers on that one
you should be sure that guy
yeah i want to find his boy
I want to find his compadre
He's here
Yes, sir nice hacks retard
I thought we were vibing.
Let me put it with my leg.
Go ahead, take a...
Take a game to here.
I mean, to be honest,
if I got turned on the way that
these guys got turned on, I'd be
saying similar things.
Be saying similar things.
I would, too.
I mean, these guys shot one bullet
and we snapped on them
and sent them to Kingdom
come at an alarming rate.
I don't think we've ever been more synergized.
We look like the swimmers, you know, that they talk about.
Call us Michael Phelps, Ryan Lost.
Just in sync, no backstreet.
Just flying down the pole together in harmony.
If we were a band, they'd call us in sync.
Yes, they would.
You know you love me. Hey, I know you care
I went ever
Oh, my heart my heart
Never ever be a part be a part if I know
What's just friends
Because there's another look in your eye
Your eyes!
First love broke my heart for the first time in all I've been!
Baby, baby, baby!
Oh!
That was good. I like you went the high note. I went the not so high note.
Sure, sure, sure. Yeah.
On me, I think.
Oh, coming. One more fish.
Look at some of these behind our trail.
Oh yeah, there he is. On the roof. Between us.
I can't see him, I can't see him, he's dead, I can't dude, psycho, going in dude's
boy, shoot, one health, damn bro, damn, there it is, one
Mountage
You gotta go pee I'll take you outside. Let's go pee. Come on. Let's go pee pee. Let's go pee pee
Come on
Let's go pee pee come on
One tree you go take a poop. Don't poop. I give you treat the poop. I give you treat squall side
She stays in there until embark
Right here another team
Yeah, those the guys that I shot at
Only times
Like you do like you do make we're ass
I'll snap hook not secured good cops
We running
Like you do I'm not happy
Ask me why Bob what why Bob?
Wait am I Bob?
Shit, that's the incredible's right there. Oh my gosh my wife brought me food. Don't talk to me. Okay
Is it me noodles?
Me noodles
Are you fucking kidding me
Where was the trace?
That from behind us yes, yes, yes, all right, I gotta get working on these guys in front of us
Like a baby. Hey, you do your thing. I'm good
It's been a long time so we've been able to game so I don't mind
Yeah, I have an angle of two seconds.
One second, I have zero angle, it doesn't exist up here.
Coming down.
Yep, live.
Coming.
Five dead.
You're not.
Are we at two seconds?
I'm probably dead now.
I'm probably dead now.
I'm probably dead.
I'm probably dead now I'm pretty sure that both on me one crack well look
second before you guys do it here boys boys please help us go see minus please
please please please please please please please please please please we're
camping in the building they wanted more oh my god I should have if me oh
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
They want it more than we do.
I just realized right in that moment right there.
We are going to be aware of the situation here in this chat.
Our very large.
Oh god.
Very big friend.
That's me.
His is.
He's a hungry boy.
And he just got food.
I'm sure I'm gonna fuck up the vibes on the food regained. It's true
We're gonna redial. We're gonna slowly put together this kid. Okay? Oh my god
Right while he jumps
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh shit
Oh my god
No, yeah, it's good
That's nice
Yeah. Rice and chicken. Rice and
rice cooking on it. Yeah, you
gotta get a ASAP, ASAP Pizzle.
Yeah. You gotta get that patina in your hands. It's nasty. I
know. Nasty brother. Well, I asked my chat to bring me one
and I told them that I don't ask them for much.
Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. So let me ask you about this that gun that everybody was excited about the pulse
Shotgun is that still viable in any way shape and or form it's it's a tier
Yeah, you're probably gonna lose to a bobcat close range, but if you're close you know bobcat and volcano are gonna beat it
But other than that you're probably gonna win not bad. Got it. Good to know you want one. I'll bring you one
No, I got Bobcat kinetic Johnson. Okay good right now. Good right now
All right then bobs
BOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO!
BOO-DOO!
I
Never look at God, I'm just a model, what's in front of me?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
It's 121,000 players already beating the record of March, so I mean, what I hope is I hope
that ARC understands what the players actually want from this and continue to, with their
updates bring legitimate content with it you know fuck you actual shit guns arc
maps not bullshit guys every time we play trails with taxi and dick it never
goes well and I already know what they can say
I already know what Nick is gonna say
Yeah, not fucking bird city
third city was cool though
oh cool 100% I got to look in furnaces for docks
they had different designs on the docks
it was so cool wait three hours
to look in furnaces for docks
You kind of like to kill everybody. I don't know just because we haven't played it
Yeah, probably what you just said
Get the fuck out I agree completely
I
You eat all your food are you still eating all done all done you eat so fast
I attacked that bowl like it said something to me wrong
I just
Like a like a lion
Yeah, sure
enjoying
The kill the kill, you know, I got no time for bullshit, right? I'm eating that zebra's ass
As fast as I can
Okay
You know what I'm saying
With ferocity, ferociousness, I ain't fucking around.
Oh my God, that's face Jesus.
Oh my goodness.
This is not mad at you guys.
It's not going to be well.
I just want you to be right when I said that.
You got a little angry a little upset
Don't see nothing coming in from the bottom side
Think we got to go back to our hotel
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah.
The problem is, us against the arc.
Yeah, a lot of them, mate, they're power.
I swear chat is sometimes funny. Yeah, let's do it.
right?
It says someone say that they identify as Zebra.
I'm alright.
Oh, thank you dude.
I'm going to my right, I'm getting shot behind walls over and over and over again.
One of them is cracked and lit on the lower part, right on the other side of my wall.
I cannot move, I am uh, I'm glitched into the wall.
Are you actually?
Yeah, yeah, full glitch.
Cannot move, play your life.
I'm gonna kill these guys.
No dude.
Step bro, this is not looking good.
One's pushing up to me right now.
On the other side of my wall. You need it you can crack. Good, Ned
Swung out on my wall right here
Once pushing swing left 158 154
You got one on your wall, right? Yeah, one on my wall one was trying to swing to your right
okay my right like one was he's not you're good you're good you're good he
walked he rotated back towards the buddy one still on my wall well chat I'm
kind of stuck here a little bit
Snap hooking what's that put down to you snap hooked on you right over here. I can't paint it right over here up there
Other ones still next to me
Other ones moving
What's coming right here about snap hook up on you snapping now
Right here last one right there
They'll be moving to your left if you're looking at his direction.
Okay.
Ark is on him.
He's swinging.
Right here.
Just crack them.
Ark, just crack them.
Three shots.
Huge.
Running.
Hit him again.
Hit him again!
I can't bail!
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in!
I missed it!
No!
Walk behind the wall!
Behind the wall?
Okay.
I'm coming, I'm coming, hold on.
I'm working.
Moving to finish, man.
Wanna drive above me?
I'm actually safe. I'm safe. I'm safe. Yeah, yeah, these guys are new one right here
There.
Raider.
Raider, come right at me, bro.
Danger.
Raider.
There.
By that building.
These guys aren't real.
Good luck.
Oh, it's the same guys.
I think it's the same guys as before.
They're creepy guys.
Good luck.
Yeah.
what a play
These guys are dumb and annoying.
Is it really the same team?
Same guys.
Creepy and the other guy.
This is the same team like it was.
Yeah.
They were playing weird.
Ah, they're just getting out.
Well, you're live.
I need a restroom.
Take your time.
If you want to ride them, ride them.
I don't care.
OK.
I can't ride them.
Chad, I'll be right back.
I need a restroom.
Hmm hmm.
Smoke that tombowin!
Fuck man.
I didn't recognize the names. Oh, sir. Okay. Okay. I got it now. Yeah
Damn it, man
Well, I got
That gifted alert took me out back at the worst fucking time, but you know what I appreciate that shit all the same hell, yeah
Yeah. Fuck, man.
Oh.
That shit took me out.
Taxi in by Sam, bro.
We need help, man. We're getting slammed.
We need immediate aerial support.
We need help, bro.
Coming.
They're doing the amount of arc on this map.
The amount of just slime and shmuck.
It's my peace with more with more arc and outside
What the new map yes, have you played I?
Played two rounds, okay? I just killed someone with a Jupiter and I was just fucking laying down the lawn those clankers
There's so many
I got 10k damage in like four minutes just shooting clankers
Yeah, I could like that 100k damage bullshit. It's not gonna be the way, but I don't know
And everybody's indicated so easily, see?
Yeah, no, I'll get that fucking shit.
Even Mono Arkham's map is insane.
Fuck.
Fuck!
shit
jay what happened to hutch
that looks like it went well
no?
shit
he can get stuck right if we're chillin' there, man
give me to the fuck out of him
all that looks like it went well
no, we're really bad
we're really really bad
I got slammed.
I'll happen.
I'll happen.
Hey, well, hey, well.
We got whizz on that.
Welcome aboard, welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard this hell's gate.
Put my board in my mousepad.
Need some more batteries.
Honey!
I don't know, get over here!
Get a couple of them devilies!
Taxi, what's good bro? What you been doing man? Playing rust?
Like, don't like rust these guys or what?
I'm playing rust, yeah.
Took a little vacation.
What about a little apex day bro?
New legend of Tuesday, apex ranks fire right now.
Listen, I was gonna play but then
Drag told me it was like early in the morning for me
I'm not waking up for that. There's no way
Okay, well, we can't play if you you're you can't play if you don't let me
Drive trying to make it wake up at 6 a.m. Huh?
Now it was 11 so low key. It was like, you know not that early, but legacy. Thank you so much for the pride big dog
Yeah, I was on the fucking rough schedule.
I feel love.
And I know that it's true, I can tell you about a look in your eyes.
Yeah, we'll kill good amount.
I have so many ducks from playing early with Cloakz.
We go like, I think three?
What are they called?
Dupers.
Dupers?
Well, I don't think they were duping, I think they were selling.
Like they had like full inventories, like max out blood tests and full ducks.
And we just slammed three teams with max inventories, like seven mil each time.
the. It's time. Damn. Is this
like when Nick said that he
killed those people who had all
the stuff wouldn't. That's
exactly what I did. I promise
you. Happy birthday and
Emily. Thank you so much for
the dinner. I appreciate
it. So we're like almost
back to just randomly. Yeah
like dude we we're playing you
know we're having fun and
then we heard he's like we're
okay let's go over there it went over there and then there's these guys throwing grenades at the wall
oh teammates but not no they weren't they were heavy-fused grenades because they also had those
hundred teammates as well no no they were teammates okay okay sorry i i didn't think they got a line
boss no it's okay it's okay yeah it's just a bunch of teammates everywhere bro we killed them and
then we could pick up all the teams on the ground so we just said fuck it and we filled our whole
inventory's with them and then we came out we had inventory's full of
teammates we were able to use for three weeks
I don't like the the throwables glitched
exactly yeah dude by happy chance we just saw a duo doing that and we murdered
so I have one question I thought you couldn't pick up someone else's
teammate if it was them no well we killed them they already had an
inventory full of them sorry sorry I I must not listen to anyone
I must have not been listening, sorry.
Oh, sorry.
Ah!
That's my bad.
My bad.
Almost had me.
We did get an email from Embark.
And somehow I was included in that fucking email, even though I didn't do shit.
Thou shall not sin.
Oh, you brought the big dog, okay. Yeah, I love it. If you have them, we should all three bring it. It's like
I wish I had it. Pretty insane if you all three bring it.
I wish I had a half a million space dollars, let alone that.
If I had a million dollars.
I mean, bro, look. Look at this, Nick. Look at this. Look at this.
They're flying in packs of poor, they got a pisser, they got...
Oh my God.
Look, they made friends, bro.
They're dead ass.
There's one of every kind up there, man.
Hey, taxi, I don't know what they're doing, but they do it every time.
As soon as me and Hutch decide to fight, they just come on over, you know?
Yeah, a lot of third parties do that.
I feel like if you just run some taxa on your renegades, then they will make their ass on you.
That's what I thought, too.
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe it's it for now, but maybe he's just getting fucking unlucky.
So let's get slammed.
Lock in!
Yeah, I don't know if this is not yet, but I'll just follow.
Sure.
this is really really small taxi if you actually look at the overview of the
back that's not shooting behind us right here but it's not on that
peeing boys by this
Watch out, watch out, I can flush it, nice.
BOOP!
Damn, took his fucking head off.
I think we both have that.
I think somebody's in the doorway.
I'm pretty lucky.
We'll crack that guy.
That'll fucking happen, won't it?
I'm going under here.
Yeah, I'll play for him.
I'll play for these guys.
Oh, it's on me now.
I'm good though.
I'm good though.
Go now.
Oh actually I'm safe now.
Oh look at this guy bro.
Holy shit.
Is there an evening on southern?
Yeah I'm under them.
Yeah I'm on top.
One dead?
Get a bunch.
Popcatch just the best guy in the entire game.
There's no beating it up close.
I missed the deck.
Forget how absolutely retarded the bobcat is up close like I forget like I just it's like I just blackout
He's swinging me. I'm like oh man. He's not gonna beat me if I hit every shot. No, it just doesn't fucking matter
I'm just instantly cooked
Dude
No, you're all good. I shouldn't have pushed. I just thought there was a world where if I
don't miss, I win. But I forgot this is Arc Raiders and it's a Bobcat. It just doesn't
fucking matter.
Oh my god.
That's fucking loaded.
Wait, Hunter, what do you have on your tempest?
Just a...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my god
That's fucking loaded
Holy shit
Wait, H-H-Hunch, what do you have on your tempest?
Just a-
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I think I have yours
Oh my god
Kinetic Bobby
Yes
We haven't seen so many of those today, but everybody's bringing them in
It's an egg
Let's leave taxi. Do you by chance have me?
Haskees I'm running a little low. I
Literally had none when I logged on but I had fun. I did it was the other one
Okay, I was awaiting my new years
They have like four
The hell was that noise?
Nice savage, how you enjoyed it
that can he's the second guy
did you see his body? it had nothing, it didn't have anything on it
that's fantastic
did you see the ammo on that sir?
oh 45 Tuesdays
many days are we deep
yo by the way, when you use your snap hook
I don't know what they did but you just keep using it dude way faster now you
know when you were used to you got to wait like 10 seconds for the charge up
again it's like two seconds now but you didn't you you have more charges faster
yes but you think you can use the two charges fast no no you use your two
charges you've always been able to use that fast but what I'm saying is like
It comes back so much faster like within like a couple a couple takes and you got it back. Okay, it's crazy
Excellent
I figured you would like that. Yeah, I figured you'd like that one I
Had where I snapped and it like broke and it instantly gave me back the charge as well
I feel like you can do something with that
It's really quick. I don't know if it's intended or what?
I'm bringing a tempus.
All right, all right.
My man.
I do...
Posse blight. Not right now.
But very soon, I will need a couple of bandages.
For soup.
I just a couple of them.
Bandage.
Couple of bandages.
That'd be great.
That'd be great.
That's for young men.
That'd be fantastic.
I don't feel like you're asking for too much.
you
you
you
you
you
I know I know I saw us telling Chad today they need to do something about that loot
I need fucking what's it called I need rare jackpots
bro we need heart of Africa's we need graphics cards we've let X fines like
give me a reason to fight over a room and give me like the number one thing
with Tarkov for me was what's on the other side of that door that I just
spent half my inventory is worth to get the key for it's don't have that
so we need that that is what we need we need the fucking you got that snap hook
for a good apple grapple for the boy thank you oh shit how'd you want to
I think this was even yours. No, no, no, not mine. I don't use that shit
That's stinky butt
Oh.
Grag one.
Fake one.
I'm back.
Hello?
One of them is lunch at.
I Grag one with Q-Dade.
One dead.
Nice.
Are you still in calls?
They're gonna kill you?
I don't want to go down the stairs.
Yeah.
Max.
I
Did that Max bottom it the barbiter's in life
Third one's dead
Holy shit
Yeah, I believe so.
There should be three of us, we got reds.
Nah, there's two dead at the bottom.
One in shaft, one on stairs, and then wherever you guys killed me.
One in the shaft!
Like dick!
Yes, I will take herbs.
Thank you good friend, thank you man.
Don't don't don't leave me any just don't leave any odd bits you guys be pink if you see pink arguments
I'm gonna stack them
Her chef. Okay
Yes, chef. Yes, sir. Would you put those bandos?
Right outside the shaft first one seed got him
Grant
they're in a bad way to run up the hill
No, they're in here I think we go going
Thing here, oh my god, you see how fast it is crazy. You can't just keep going
Oh my love. I don't you love that I love that bitch
I think all three are stacked in this building right now. They're probably
getting ready to come out. Got it!
this way this way coming oh my god I'm dead
lit one of them up everyone's pushing back I just got naded for all my health
I can seize me
Shoot me through the smoke perfectly shoot me through the smoke perfectly taxi careful on me
I'm on the left, got a teammate, got a teammate.
Smoke, smoke.
I'm not getting you much.
Coming back.
Crack him.
Get crack on that teammate.
Yeah, the red guys have left the seating.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go about them, go about them.
It's not a little bit.
One shooter for sure. One shooter, like 100%.
I didn't see what you guys saw, but I'll take your words for it.
I'll take the worst for it
There's red default
He's just smoking to shoot through
I'm gonna try to name
Definitely
They're gonna a taxi
Come to me play me play me play to me
He's looking.
We got him.
He's coming.
He's moving right now.
One of the woods on fire.
He's on the one right.
Okay, I'm going to eject him.
Yeah.
No team, no team.
Bro, this is fucking hate!
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm gonna kill my ass.
Classic.
Dang.
That was a good shot.
You suck.
You suck.
You suck.
Where is he?
He's like we need to get raided by them.
You suck.
You suck.
you suck taxi what's up bitches
yo that's a really really good awareness where did you hey let me
answer me this how much do you spend on them how much you spend on the on the
cheats first one of the day
So bad one, so I'll go for the bad one.
Dude, they hate hugs, bro.
Dude, I've been playing this game in weeks.
It would be a lippin' right now, bro.
Oh, it would be hot, it would be hot.
My name would be hot.
It would be hot.
Hey, can we just get a W in the chat for our graders
and their incredible anti-G that they have in this game?
W in all chats.
W's in all chats.
Honestly, incredible anti-chee, even better support system.
It's incredible.
Thank you, ArcGraders.
Fantastic.
We are so fortunate to have a great studio like Embark.
Now, I need everybody here for this one.
What was he calling me, a farmer or a father?
A farmer.
Oh, a father.
Father.
Yeah, that's what he was trying to say.
But he was like trembling.
like stumbling over his words okay okay so father you're just a father yeah who was there a third
i mean i know these reports do absolutely nothing but i might as well yeah i'll be ready bro i have
reported very many and i haven't gotten shit back in a long while good yeah i'm all done with nothing
and I know I died to at least like 20, 30 cheaters with Clarksy.
That's fantastic.
Well, we're down to no more hash keys.
That'll happen, you know.
That happens.
That'll happen.
It does.
It'll happen.
Not for nothing, boys.
I think we actually, there's a world where we win that.
We were close, yeah.
I mean, besides the three bombardiers, the two pissers,
the 47 things that were flying around,
just the most aids I've ever seen on my screen I mean I think I could have seen
anybody I think we're gonna want it yeah
I mean bro all I ever
boom boom boom
oh my god
nightmare fuel dude I'm gonna hear that I'm sleeping tonight
fucking taxis
snap hook in there like oh dude this is great this is wonderful
We were like, before we were here, there's all this happiness and joy.
Little did we know we were going to the fucking slaughterhouse.
Oh, God, dude, holy shit.
We were going to get put down like cattle.
Yeah, are we going back?
Yeah, no doubt, none else to play.
I didn't come here to play Stella.
Oh god does anyone got a shield for a goopa?
Anybody got a blue shield for a goopa?
I'm re-hubbing you.
My man, my man.
Oh god.
I'm right back up.
I mean bro there's spamming smokes.
You gotta be insecure as fuck.
Full team of three cheaters.
Spamming smokes yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, and then whenever they finally get an opportunity to talk,
when they finally get an opportunity to talk, they're like stuttering because they're so excited for this moment,
and they're like, Nick, you're a father!
Yeah, dude.
Dude, oof, Oswars.
Tell him I told him to suck a fat one.
Tell him to suck my dick!
Oh my god, bro.
So funny.
Oh man.
I think they hate him because he sits there and it talks shit like I do after they have
He dies to him. I also think to be honest
I think embark sold the fuck out of ninja and out of a couple guys because you know when the cheating was getting really bad
Embark like reached out to a bunch of us and was like hey send us this and this dad will ban him
So Tyler started sending that and he would get these guys banned and then embark
I'm guessing just stopped responding to his reports or the
His messages about cheaters so now not only is he getting just the regular
fatherless brain dead morons that are cheating their dicks off
But now he's also getting the ones that he got banned and they're pissed and they're gonna find them
Taxi you have that blue shoe
Thank you
why why what happened they're telling me that I'm cheating and that's why
they're they're not killing me so I'm one of them
so I say yeah the 35 year old father and two kids thinking about 36 months man
no no no but then I said he lives in Nebraska and that I would cheat if I
live in Nebraska too that's why I understand and then and then now they're
like whoa
Ah.
Not really, much ever to stop crying, he's literally laughing.
How can he stop crying?
Laughing.
I mean-
WAAAHHH!
WAAAHHH!
WAAAHHH!
Somebody get that fucker as Bobby.
Somebody hit him, nipple!
People's new favorite word is just calling people like,
to find babies.
Oh yeah, right.
Everybody's just crying.
I
You stop fucking crying job about that. Look at that. There it is talk to him now
Our new rule I can't anybody who shoots us or at us
Or even in our direction, but doesn't hit it's cheating heard
hard chef
I mean, that's that's just a normal stream
This player is on the hill
Yeah, by the ass.
Over here somewhere?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get your big ass out of my-
Dude, dude.
Oh, there he is!
Am I in the way?
Am I in the way?
Yes, you're in the way.
Fuck you, cheeks.
That's all I see.
Wait, what if-
You can get on top of this shit, no?
Hold on.
I like that, Taxi.
I like that.
I don't know-
I think you're like that.
I don't know, man.
I'm getting a little older.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, oh, yeah, you are well, yeah
Back that guy
Oh my gosh close to us to close to us to oh, this is great around the other side of this of the thing
Oh my god, oh my god, they're coming
They're pushing me oh I'm dead
Yeah, you suck bro, you're fucking terrible terrible you're absolutely shit
I
I think there's two alive, and then we're going to loot that from both sides.
Come on taxi.
Pistor!
Hi Pistor on me.
Yo, you got so stressed.
Where's...
Watch the cross.
Oh yeah daddy.
There it is.
Where did the guy tell us to go? Oh, you fined him nice.
I fined him, yeah, yeah.
Oh my god, bro.
Guys, what are walls right now?
I just threw one because I needed to cover plates to this.
No, no, this wall.
Oh, that's not my wall.
No, my wall is, but my second wall is bugged.
Oh yeah, where it doesn't deploy fully, yeah, yeah, I've seen that a couple times.
it's if you like are blocking the the fold yeah folding yep yep yep yep
the other guy's doing they're gonna go away no idea oh I think the other guys who
you guys just killed cuz we saw him wrap the oh yeah same same same three three
They're taking the Havis guys and going!
One shot on that guy.
In here, one.
They got out, no way they got out!
Yeah, oh my gosh, I ran out of bullets fuck
Well one point I had three drones on me
And I see a shot across the map of hush like I don't need help
help him if I can't help me. Bro I got just swarmed by a guy with a bobcat and shit on him
and at that time three teenagers from two different teams landed on me and just blew me up mid shit
talk oh you got fucking shit oh shit yeah it's exactly what happened
ladies fight around here or we go over the hill with all the bushes and we get
to the hotel we're out yeah from there yeah from there exactly I can't even
I'm going
Yo, is the decent insane right now I'm getting shot so far behind walls
We're playing earlier. I got I got hit with that. Well, they buffed heavy. I must act
Yeah
I'm going
another team might just be pushing maybe
they're pushing towards Nick right now the middle of the open disrespectful
I'm getting
Yeah, I'm not a good spot
Yep
I'm getting ass. Yeah, it just doesn't matter, bro
I can't shoot him because his boys are shooting me from far. Actually got a quick rest. I
Don't know if these guys are are really there to be honest. Yeah, I don't think they are
You're gonna snap, you're gonna snap on your face, you ready?
Yeah, I'm standing right now.
Stapping, one's there, one's on you already, yeah.
I didn't know what to do.
Nice, fucking didn't bring, what's it called?
Didn't bring defibs, my bad.
I should have.
Yeah, I think you might be cheating.
That's why even I don't know what I'm doing.
a lot of hours about this guy. He's in the autism group on steam. Private account. I
need an invite. And private account. Two private accounts and then Mr. Autism Man. Okay, okay.
All right
Yeah, I definitely need some range on that map even though it's a tiny map like
Just a lot of like medium range fights there medium long
Hey, any more get in and they have a
Cheating here we go
Yeah, I don't think it can't be so good. I'll think to be good for that map
I think you got to have a ready or or I think I'm just Bobcat I'll spray now
Hey, Mr. Evil, why do they call you big evil?
because my evil's big fuck yeah fuck yeah this is so insane man I'm report of
all we have a profile ggol two of them yeah two of them are private level one
WNEHD 2-4-1-0. Sure. Sure.
Like you do.
He's currently banned on Twitch.
Nice.
Oh, there's the private.
Chester with a three-year-old that has an AR.
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
Wait, wait!
Having such a great time, I'm so happy I'm playing today
Ninja go back live so I can play the game
If he is around they have someone to kill
But if he is not I get my butthole
Man
We have
To be fair
Anybody got a blue seal you were crafting a dinosaur right now. Yeah. Yeah, go ahead
Do me a sound now you're talking my language. Go ahead. Let's just say that that was the reality
Yeah, yeah, you know you've done that many times and yeah, I'm straight type and shit on
Uh-huh. It is they're taking all those hours you put into it just ripped it right apart from you. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
You know so
But then
Now the server that I'm playing on
There's these things called admins that ban them and then I don't have to worry about it again
I'm crazy concept and believe it or not Nick
There's not a three strike system for the pad either. Oh
Oh, they just get bad.
They didn't adopt that one, I see.
Yeah, that is that's unique.
Wow.
I think my snap hook's going away.
Danny's fucking OK.
I know. I know. I know. I know.
Oh, great song.
I'm the fire that burns your feet I'm the water that kills your thirst
The castle, the tower, not only
The sword that guards the tower
Tell me, what did you do?
I give you water in the sea
The load that made you wet
I give you water
I give you water
Oh, hi.
Oh, Timsy said, oh, big oaks and aah.
Oh, Timsy stood up by Saigoya.
Hodge, can you go to the one trader and buy the guitar?
Yeah.
Yeah, I can do that.
Bring it.
Absolutely.
I think it's like we're in a little bit of a table,
there's an art, like our dance layer goes down.
Yeah, yeah, start playing the song.
Yeah, yeah, I can do that.
Sure, yeah, sure.
Go ahead and get that out.
Apparently listening to the Narcos theme song
right now, it's kind of how I'm feeling.
We are on time.
I know I love that from no matter where we're going.
You don't even want to know what I'm like.
Because you had a bad day.
Odeo-sera.
I
let's go let's go let's go
Here, take some of these.
Because every day, every day,
Day getting hacked on that's not okay. Okay, our friend posted
Good job. Hey, that's what the fucking says. Yeah. Hey, job boys.
Job. I thought you were going to hit folks with another K right there. So he's scared for a second.
Oh my god!
We're so fucking checked that we almost ran out of the fucking...
Wow!
Honestly, I'd be down.
Fuck I am.
I'd be down. I'd be down.
I'd be down.
I don't want to be anymore.
I don't want to be anymore.
I don't want to be in the beach.
Tyler was right.
Tyler was right. Free will, free will.
Free will, free will.
I'm going to hear this in my nightmares tonight.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh
Joey thank you straight across much so much for the 50 gifted over on the tube of my man
Chat can we throw some love in here?
My man, mr. Joey with the 50
Insane man, thank you for the love bro. Thank you for love. Thank you for love. I appreciate you, brother. Thank you. Thank you so much
I guess you never really fucking
I'm glad to see you back on Ark, well enjoy it, because it ain't gonna last that long.
Enjoy it brother, enjoy it.
We might need to, oh that drone's descending very quickly.
Are they over here?
I thought I saw something over here, but I didn't know
sure
Fisher
Brother staying here can't go out there find something I don't understand
Amen
What is that? I don't know bro. He's hitting the Dougie over there
frozen in the fucking gritty
yeah
you should shake it back and forth
there it was
i'm not explaining it
like sexually
okay
oh
oh
oh
there it is
space jesus
you're getting fistic
i think they're where
we've been
They're in the butter bar.
Let's go boys.
Nice.
Hell that loose, hell that loose is cool, I want to try hell that loose Vietnam, that
looks really sick.
Alex like
against me in saying
i have to do problem and
this
we need for again like for all the stuff
creative
Dexie, what do you do problem that for?
Blue pizzas?
Yeah, the pizza.
Oh, I thought you were talking about something for the snapbook.
Yeah, you need those to make power rods.
Oh, is that what you need?
I didn't know that.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I am sure.
I'm going here.
You need advanced electrical components and circuitries.
Oh, okay, okay.
in there hutch i don't know i want to get up here and just fucking off straight yeah yeah go
dude destroyed balls in here fireball oh they're in there
I'll see ya.
Boy, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Can I?
Yeah, that'll happen.
I got him.
Hey, compadre.
Good to see ya.
Hello?
Hey, how you been?
Hey compadre, good to see ya.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
We need an emote if you're doing that.
We need an emote if you're doing that.
We need an emote if you're doing that.
I'll do it if you do it.
I got combat boots.
No, I have to.
I'm now seeing Jack Dick.
We got put in the loser lobbies.
Fuck.
No, no, no, no.
Don't be hasty, bastard Gado.
Oh, you shall not pass!
Really?
You're disturbing the Clangtas.
Damn, they're gonna move a little bit.
What just happened?
Someone DC'd?
Nick?
What?
Oh, I don't know.
Someone just DC'd in our lobby.
I've been getting that a lot today. I don't know what that noise is
Excellent
Oh, I think I know why you guys are getting it. I'm not I think it's cuz
I'm up here not nevermind I
Can see the entire map is it pretty yeah, is it pretty?
Is it nice
What she looked like
She like it from behind
Small ways
Real big real shit
Where are the b-bar?
I think it might just be us three.
Do you see anything up there?
No, I see nothing.
Oh.
Well, uh, he needs you.
Yeah!
He needs you.
No, he needs you.
Yeah!
I'm coming Bob Bob I'm gonna make it cool-looking
Different oh my god, okay, okay
Shit
Okay, okay we go oh my god, I want to shoot so bad
I
Need I yeah, I need blue pizzas to we should we I mean the problem that fuck
That's always like weird times though
There oh my god, you can see him I'm missing him. Are you actually yeah
Oh, I just got a text from Quoksi.
Oh, he's eating.
He said, my bad, I hibernated.
No way.
No way.
I'm in here, unless you.
me how'd you get the fuck in here me too I guess no you just shoot oh I'm doing
no damage from over there the fall off is crazy I think I hit someone three
times and you didn't even get crack oh my god coming
I am coming.
I'm dead.
Still the other.
I'm trying to get the flank off you.
I shut the flank out. He's coming for me now.
Nice.
I think, or no?
One more on our flight, should we come down?
Yeah, he's on there.
You killed two?
Yeah, I killed one.
I killed one.
I feel like I hear him. You hear him?
Add some hide from the flank that you need.
I'm killing. I'm killing a guy.
I'm laying, bro.
New tech, new tech!
I'm looking over, I don't see anyone on the roof.
They're all on the roof, there's a heck of a story, there's a story outside the area.
I can see the box needs pretty well. I don't see any of them right now.
Well, they were all there.
Piss are shooting at them in the staircase.
Okay, I'm coming over.
Yeah.
I pinned one, so two up, Max.
Yo! Hi!
They left the Osprey a lot.
Oh, they're over here.
Wait, they...
They were knocked out by the big riser.
I thought the Ark life...
Music.
I could just push the airbrush.
I think.
Oh, honey!
You're very efficient.
Are you ready? He hopped off.
Oh my god.
Please, then, then, run!
At the back.
No!
Fuck, I'm getting fucked, wow!
So jumbled up, man.
Another one down below as well.
I'm one health behind the wall probably toward right here need help and say
Pete need help two of them both on me both on me both on me I'm pushing go
right there Nick you ran by him right over here
other ones in this corner right here that's my speed you with it so them
There he is fucking coms
Your little chicken, I think someone's here, bro
Maybe
I need to lose one of my...
No, no, third guy I killed earlier.
You fined?
Yeah, fined.
Oh, excellent.
Gonna show Nick where that body is.
No, no, I think you already got it.
I need some shit actually.
No, I haven't looted the third guy from the outside.
Okay.
Come over here I'll show you where the body is.
Pudge would never do something like that.
What?
What?
A goop has got a goop a little.
I'm on the third body now.
Bro, so when we play music they don't like us very much.
Oh fuck with the music.
No, it's what you're saying.
Oh my gosh, we got the new item.
We can try it out boys
Yeah
I have no more whites if I lose more white house someone's gonna heal me whites. All right
Are we ready
Should we kill the new thing oh shit? I missed
How are you life? Oh, there's a thing. What is that? It's a new thing. Wait hurry boys. You got a lot of time
I don't know what you mean. Oh, it's gone. Oh
Yeah, that's my bad. It's my bad. It's my bad. That's my bad
That one's on me.
That one.
I'm not doing damage to it.
That one's on me.
Yeah, what do you do to even hurt the state, really?
You ready?
No.
I'm doing nothing to it.
Oh.
That's rough, sir.
I didn't do any damage to it.
That's rough, sir.
Yeah, I don't know.
Like, just put the bottom.
Yeah, it's a little kid.
I have high damage.
21. I'm doing 21. Okay, so not the tip but like the rim around the tip like the fucking
post. Got it. Okay.
Combs. Good combs.
So we're gonna shoot the hole, is what you're saying.
I'll put it in the hole is what you're saying.
You shoot the rim. The rim of the hole. Got it.
Got it.
the room of the hole kind of like want to snap hook up there
You want to get closer or it would be great if we had like that that bed to jump on
Ah
I'm running over there coming
I'm not sure what that means.
Apparently it lands.
What makes sense?
Hopefully it decides to land somewhere in 10 minutes.
Oh, I think it's starting to land.
Stop.
Faster!
It's landing!
What is that? Oh my, oh my gosh.
It has landmines, it's like a vacuum cleaner.
Oh my gosh, what the fuck?
I guess I got you.
I don't know if I'm doing damage to it, but I'm just trying to save it.
I'm just trying to save it.
I'm just trying to save it.
Got it.
Crawl to me, boys.
Crawl to me, gentlemen.
We're all to me, gentlemen.
Disengaged?
I have deadline lines if this happens to us again.
I have a wolf pack I can hit it with.
Nah, nah, nah.
I don't think so.
It's not that weak.
We need to reset and then push towards the north and kill that team because they're
going to come now.
This other guy is 100% coming.
We need to fight first.
I have no more, no more stems to rest.
I have no more
Walk me in
Okay, good news bad news good news we're live bad news. I have no heels
I don't even have
I'm dropping broken shields. Oh
No, here we go blue shield boom bang
And then I got a few shield recharges as well
Can you wait sir real fuck?
I'll drop you to as well
No, no, I dropped them to the blue ones
Excellent taxi I need this I have 3d clips and inventory if you come
all right yes
what am i doing i'm jerking it off i'm jerking it off wait why are there
mines everywhere let's go fight it i'm just i'm jerking it no don't jerk it
oh man oh i'm hiding i'm hiding somewhere with their wallpacks
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
That did not go the way I thought it was going to go.
You know that emote you can do in what's it called?
ATT-85?
Where it's like you're jerking off the air?
Yes.
Yeah, you can do that with the Seca Mates now.
Hell yeah
Victory nice huge information
Holy fuck I'm metagame here right now already have three already have three you're good. Okay metagame
Six seven six seven guests in second try
All right, let's go
Oh my gosh this on it's not on it's not on
Do we have a hatch key I don't have a
I'm going to go sell it. No, just hide from that thing. It's not worth it.
Yeah, maybe it's not worth it.
He might be on something
You don't want to fight that thing I
Don't want to fight that thing. I don't want to fight that thing. We need to do all queen event
We need to do probe into queen so we have the jupiters and then we just run jupiter secondary
I have all captured pretty good. That is pretty good. Yeah
Are you guys going we brush the button
I would wait for you in my frame.
Wait, there's two of them! There's another one over here!
Fuck you!
Birds.
Oh shit.
Space Jesus is here.
I like the snap of change that might make for me play actually
Oh
Hey guys
You're looking great up there ship
You look good coming
Oh, oh, oh, shit.
Oh, we're different.
We're different.
We're different.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I like that, bro.
Oh, that.
You dance perfectly, sick, that mask.
That's fucking beautiful.
Good job, boys.
Okay, okay, okay, so I'm gonna bring a deadline just so we have it. I don't think it kills it in one go though
I think we need a couple of them
My kind of thing is three
But what I'm suggesting is we do a probe and a queen event. So we have trees and we have Jupiter
Is there a probe of it right now in this thing?
Either one
that way they don't know where we're going
oh don't worry they don't
dude these snap hooks go down into our ability so freakin quick
quick. That's that's what I'm
saying, bro. We need that. My
**** already broken again. No
way. I'm bringing you two
snapbooks and I'm also bringing
you three power rods. Oh my
can I? So, I'll bring you one
snap hook three power rods.
Okay. You can bring me another
snap hook. I'll bring you
the one. Yeah, if we have a
Yeah, but I'm never gonna use these so I might as well bring it over
Oh, you're not playing like that?
Fuck no!
Oh, I guess chat's right, I could just repair it, nevermind I'm good, I'm gonna repair
Dude, chat's so fucking smart, sometimes
They're so smart, they're so smart
Very small time, very small pristinny
Every now and then
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
going to sink more hours into the game and this isn't even on some like let's
talk shit this is on just me asking you as a player questions okay so please take
the arcwriter dick out of your ass and just listen to me before you start
trying to defend everything that I'm gonna say okay just try and get there
before we start freaking out and then we can all have sex with each other
whether it is what it is for progression.
We, the same progression that we've done
the last couple of expeditions,
but now where what, how many months down the line?
So for me, just like in Tarkov and other games,
we've already sank those hours
into this exact cycle of the game.
And I personally, like for example, Tarkov,
what kept bringing me back to Tarkov?
It wasn't the gunplay.
Gunplay was good, but it wasn't absolutely incredible.
It wasn't the PVP or the AI PDE.
It was okay, it wasn't incredible.
It was the looting,
what's behind the next door and things like that.
Also, the gun play around said looting and things like that
that kind of complimented each other.
My biggest problem with the game right now
is in my personal opinion,
the core of the gameplay loop is flawed.
I feel like everything that I am doing in the game
and everything, all the loot and all the good stuff
is all revolved around killing other players
and taking their guns that we have been doing for five months.
Like, in Tarkov, I would fight and try and get a key card.
Right?
I would play two, three months in a row.
I'd never see a red.
I'd never see a green key card.
I'd never see yellow or whatever.
When I did find it, I got that, that, that, that dope.
Or whatever it's called, that dope.
I get that dope.
I go to labs and the loot was varied.
Like you would see tons of tier six stuff that it was harder to find than you would go and see on customs
Or you see on shoreline. I'd look for that lead ex at graphics card again going back to those key cards
You look at Delta same thing you have people who are like yeah, I have four or five thousand hours in this game
I've never found this. I've never found that
Arc just doesn't have that factor and in my very humble opinion. I feel like without that
It is very very hard for me to get sucked back into the gameplay loop like we did four months ago
Take the cheaters out of it take all the other stuff that everyone will say art can't fix and just look at the fixable things
like
That is in my opinion the biggest problem because three months ago
It didn't matter because everything was still new and fresh to us because it was a new and fresh game
Now, it's not so new and it's not so fresh.
For me, I understand you work a nine to five, you have seven kids, you work three jobs,
and it might be still good for you.
And bro, that's awesome.
I'm pumped for you.
I'm, dude, enjoy it.
You're going to have a great time.
And fuck yeah.
But for me, as someone who has sunk in hundreds of hours, I just, the gameplay loop itself,
The core gameplay loop of the game is just,
it's, there's no meat to the bones anymore for me.
I've already eaten the whole fucking meat off that bone.
And a new map with a new arc,
and just the same type of PVP that I'm getting
on the other maps with, again, no meat to fight over.
It's just, it's hard for me to truly get sucked back in.
You know what I'm saying?
Doesn't make the game bad.
Doesn't make the update bad.
doesn't that none of that is is involved. That is just my personal me doesn't
make the game bad me my problem right now. I feel like that's pretty
understandable.
Like in every other game the entire premise of the game revolves around
these high tier loot areas. There's never been such thing as a high tier loot
area in Ark. There's a high tier PVP area and that's all that matters on every single
map and if I can kill one person and get more from that one person than I can from looting
the best room on a map, in my opinion that's flawed. I don't think that's good. Not saying
loot on people should be bad. What I'm saying is there should be something or a couple
of somethings on every map that all of us want and that is the premise of a great extraction
shooter in long term.
That's just my opinion and that's what every other extraction shooter that's held my attention
for thousands of hours has given me.
And a lot of you guys, this is your first extraction and you've never had that feeling
and it's hard for me to argue my point with someone who's never felt it.
But I'm telling you, there was nothing better than finding a weapons case inside of a marked room,
fighting three guys to get out of the map, getting out with it,
and for the next month, I was able to have this weapon case in my stash
and it solved so many problems for me.
You cannot imitate or have that feeling unless you have something very similar to it.
Yeah, bro, that dope is insane.
So Daisy does that.
Daisy does something completely different.
Daisy's dopamine is you're spawned on a beach, you're sunk four hours into your character.
If you die, you're heading straight back to that fucking beach.
anyone you kill is heading straight back to that beach dopamine hit in the aisle you
grow for 12 15 13 hours if you die you're resetting you got to start all over
again dopamine hit and our graders what where is the dopamine hit oh I killed
another six people and I got another five tempest for my stash full 30 that's
not a dopamine hit oh I hit a teenage and killed a squad that's not a
dopamine hit I just there's no dope I don't know where the dope is anyone
seen the dope doesn't mean the game's bad it just means that I've experienced
hitting a hundred dollars on a ten dollar bet 30 times I'm looking for a
little bit more that's all up top you guys saw him right in front of you yeah
he shot that at me bro yeah he was right here and I think he'd
I'm gonna go back.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going up.
Yeah, yeah, I do it.
This is not good.
You have to put it off.
I already won.
I'm fortnating us so we don't get bumped.
I do it.
there you go one's trying to swing left
hold hands, we hold hands
see that, there's two left, two left, they're not pushing
there's one Reliant Audio here, there's a smoke
yeah
there's two left in that little fucking sniper tower thing
I don't know what that is but
there should be one right as well
I have some trailblazers
This is the most AIDS angle to my feet just keep getting lifted by my wall
That our smoker there's
Two of them
I do need more bandages. I didn't bring enough anyone has extras
No way here my bullets are going
I'm making another one.
There's people underneath us.
There's also people right underneath us.
Good snap hook above us.
They're aggroing the rocket deer.
I'll put more walls up.
I still have one.
I'm filling one of these gaps.
I'll go as well, I'll go in.
I'll go as well, I'll go in.
I don't need here. I missed it. I need red snacks.
Another team pushing close.
I can smoke you.
Yeah, yeah, smoke, smoke, smoke.
I
Come on up
They're coming up the stairs
Right where you were yeah, yeah
on the left on this corner right here all day nice shots taxi all that there's a
uh... the first one i think
what a fucking fight one two in the body should be on the stairs
i wonder where he is i wonder where he is
oh no oh no there he is
good job
nice research gentlemen that was beautiful
i know
That was awesome.
That was fucking insane.
I threw the best fucking teammates in my life.
All three hit. All three. All three teams.
Yeah, I think you might have killed that whole squad besides one with the Eneds.
Another body to my right.
It's called Crawling Dash.
I heard those guys, but the depth is 4.
You guys got these two, and then we got people on height, I think.
At least two bodies on height.
Well, one of them fell from height as I was finishing him.
He's Crawling Dash.
That's about the top here.
That guy.
He's like great, like great, man.
Oh, dude, I see him.
God, you think that right now I'd be good at this part.
I'm not staying in crawler.
I'm grabbing each and every single one of these walls as well.
Head home at the labor charge.
I think it's that hatch or you got out you probably got out it's pretty close right there
It doesn't know the map he just
That's dopamine you guys
You just don't get it and honestly, I'm glad listen. I'm glad you don't get it because if you got it
Yeah, they did you can't it just it would dole everything else for you. Be happy be happy
He he understand it to that point honestly
One two three four five
You ever miss in one
I'm not seeing nothing
Reset question mark reset
Yeah, sounds good
This is possible
I just snapped one of your moves.
No!
That's not far.
Can we catch you?
Right there.
I don't know.
Hello radar!
Hello radar!
Hello radar!
the
actually be that has to use case
and i think we are start making heavy
heavy uses maybe i don't know
not the use of the fucking
explored with the two need
low rate
what am i doing
i'm not
i was putting in the codes
i know
nice rain nice rain
good job good job good job good job
good rate boys
I don't know. I think it might be just this map. We literally have only played this map since it since it came out
I don't know
Chasso defensive over arc. Well, it's it's okay, man. Like
Listen, if there's one thing I've realized in the gaming world. It's that especially with people who are just
Slow as molasses people cannot take the fact that
anyone can criticize what they enjoy and
And they'll come to arms every single time.
I remember when this game was in a pre-alpha or whatever the fuck, closed beta.
And all the Tarkov brain-deads were all sitting there and yelling about how this was a escape
from Tarkov rip-off and how this game will never do well because escape from Tarkov
is so much far superior and this, that and the other.
And sure enough, look at where the game is now.
And it's that way with a lot of different things. That's just gaming, man. That's just it. It's very similar to politics
People find one thing that they like they follow it like a cult
It's the only thing that they can like you can't say anything negative about it
You could even not even be speaking in negative terms and just be saying it's this way
That's fine, but I'd like it in this way and people bro. That's just gaming people just lose their fucking minds
It's nothing new. It will be the same for the next 10 years and the same for the next 100 years
It's just how people are especially in the gaming world
Nowadays people just they cannot
fathom
you
you
you
you
you
I don't agree. I don't disagree with you giant. Thank you for the tenor. I don't disagree with you at all.
or anything I completely agree with you.
It's time to celebrate, oh yeah, oh yeah, time to dance now.
We're playing Delta Force on the 30th, so in two days.
Yo, real, thank you so much for the 20.
Fake news, you alive?
Okay, nice.
Damn, man.
I'll get one guy, bro.
I agree hardily with you.
Thanks, guys, to someone who loves operators.
I agree hardily with you, I just got to someone who loves operators and feels like Tarkov Adept,
but I feel like there is nothing to work for in long term, so when the stash is full, what's
the point?
We got to remember again, a lot of people don't come from games of what you just said,
so a lot of people are COD players, Apex players, individuals who quite literally their
entire game was to just loot, kill, repeat.
kill repeat loot kill repeat lose everything loot kill repeat a lot of
people love that shit man exactly what they want
oh that's on me let me know oh yeah I'll be way the fuck over here yeah no help
coming from this guy fuck you
Hold on now
On my way
Nice
Dumb with the pengaloo
I just gonna go get some loot, I just be at the back
Okay, on Balvee
Goodbye
Oh you got the kill?
I got the kill
Goodbye, see you later, have fun time
I
Watch you have an NFL team. I can't remember Eagles go birds
You do you do?
Go birds. I should I should remember that bus 10 push-ups 10 push-ups for sure. That's that much
What's that one major?
10 push-ups
100% also take AJ Brown while you're at it pretty please
get him the fuck out of here you're stuck with him bro trust I don't think so I think
you going where are you going
what the bears bro I can't believe the bears we gonna be good next year probably
right uh bears yeah I mean they were solid last year I think they would be
okay yeah that's not all the time I worked so you know that's me I do know we
one on a sticker ball and the next year we were fucking useless
I don't have it.
Dude, the amount of arc on this fucking map is crazy.
I
Want to go to the hotel do it I see nothing unless I do it
Whoa they changed the animation on the renegade whenever you're shooting it from like zipline it actually looks fucking sick
Yeah
Yeah, oh my I fucked up
I don't feel good boss.
Oh
Oh
Oh, a sheath in my pants. Oh, sheath in my pants.
Oh, they're fine. I heard a shot. Was that you guys?
That was up there, I think. I don't think I saw it, no.
okay yeah it's up where we just fought start heading up that way okay okay
are you right am yeah you're right you're right though there she is
I
See one
They're at the extract
He's in here.
Maybe not.
Yeah, we got the other board too.
Yeah, I don't think he's very weird.
Hey, that will not be a pad or a stat pad.
Someone just hit the X-Rack.
I don't think this is gonna be great. Yeah, this is not great.
Okay, well.
Can we not do this?
Your next match.
You're what, the Bombadista?
The Bombadista?
One like that one like that
One more time!
One more time!
One more time!
One more time!
One more time!
One more time!
You got no legs, Lieutenant Dan!
I need blue peaches. Let me get that shit. Oh, I need showchargers. I'm coming down.
Yeah, they're dirty. They're real dirty. Dirty stinky pores.
HAHAHAHAHA
I didn't hear it like that.
They do?
Now you ain't fucking wrong though.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm bum
I'm bum
You can't even give it started.
Yeah, it was started.
My dude expedition though, I'm probably going to miss this one time around.
Miss this one this time around.
There we go.
Speech impediment.
All this walking on a dream. I know you already listen to this but it's such a great song
Let's go.
For the 311, 311.
Yo, Danny, thank you for the dinner.
I appreciate you, brother.
Don't be mean.
He's talking about when you rate a base in day Z and win with the bare minimum.
Exactly.
of the three months I got a little two months
nothing of the twenty three and wizard
they did for the four months
and mark I hit by bazooka
I'm looking, there's also spawn like this here, isn't it?
like lower, like where we were. They didn't zip.
Yard?
Yard?
Um, see them.
Oh, they're there, they're there.
No way.
There we go.
We're learning.
I'm gonna shoot you, shoot you.
I'm gonna win.
Yeah, let's go.
Hey, let me crack them.
I shot.
We shot you 50 games though.
Yeah we did.
we did on you taxi the juice the juice
pit sir protein back right here I think I might go get
active on these clothes you guys down open up the angles
I'm like a baby bird
I'm hanging there on the sidewalk
they're looking for me
oh brothers a bastion down there not good
How is it here?
It's fucking crazy, bro.
There's a bastion between me and them.
Can't really push to, uh...
Oh, the fucking bastard, bitch!
Bastard, bitch!
You bloody bastard!
You mother bitch!
Oh, my God, dude.
Brother.
I'm gonna go go on this building. No, I'm not it's too far away from you guys never mind
Hey, that's all gone. That's all gone
on
salt on
their number
opportunities gone
all my god he hit that
respect
i can't lie to the last three it's gotta be
not a barrel
got it
got it
got it
alright so we got a fashion to the right bomb the deer to the left
pisser in between
yeah and a hacker going to the room over there
Was he crazy I don't know dude. I mean he should stream apparently
Fucking great small fan
They're on the roof over there now, too
Can we not get over I don't think so
Oh dude the pissers bad careful think them
Up with hush
All right three just spawned in front of us where right here
I don't know how do you want to push this is a fucking open field
you have to go right and then go in from where they came and then I don't
think so right wide open I think we go hell now right is double snapping we're
in their building I've ran from that way it's pretty open I'm coming though
Don't try. Yeah, I'm down tried to let's do it fuck it. You're tweaking okay
So far they see you
I'm on the fucking beaches of northern M&E
Watch your step, Nick! Watch your step!
Like you do.
They're just killing plantas inside right now.
Oh, they're close-ish.
I saw that.
It's hard to see in, but they can see out.
Remember that.
Erd.
Here it is.
okay the top it's up it's up
oh boy here we go
go
We're open here
Got a bullet, he's one, guys
I need roof
Yeah, we got roof just back to grenade
I'm holding left, I'm holding left.
So unfortunate, the grenade hit perfectly.
Look, I moved.
Yeah.
Two roof.
So, he didn't drop.
I finished you, boy.
I got you.
It's just above me.
I can't really see it.
Yo, kill this to me.
There you go.
That guy is real.
He's real.
Okay.
We can all snap over here and put them all down and then yeah
Oh
Good luck Nick. I'm dead
It's all in it. Can we drop down on the backside with a snap there?
Yeah.
We're both saveable if you could do that.
Coming.
Coming.
Yes, that opens up. Okay. Mental check. Mental check.
Oh, you're getting sucked from where we placed in.
a new team.
I got my shuttle.
You can shoot me from the staircase.
I know.
Uh, we can't get out.
Get up on a deep river.
Dude, I've lost so many snappers today. It's insane.
What happened right there?
Well so I stopped to run, there was a guy on my side that was just letting me play down on him
Even though he could have shot me at any point he was just there
I put him to one and then I got a firefly on him
Yo
That much went up, I think he went over in the down
Yeah, yeah, well that will happen
on it. Oh, did they, did they get rid of the spam W? Yes, you have to hold now you hold.
No, no, no, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, those guys up there.
Let me talk to you. Let me talk to you right before. Okay, let's I'll go safe. So you
don't get shot. Listen, those guys up there. My boy, my boy, I appreciate that so much.
I appreciate that my buddy's over here right here
We kill we kill with you guys and you take all loot. Yeah, get my shit. Oh shit. Yeah, that's him fucking dick
oh god, you gotta kill both, you gotta kill both
wait, they probably looted me, huh?
they probably looted me, actually
you guys just get out if you want
kind of a hard fight
ah, we killed
what is that noise?
see this one your boy still up or no
yeah they're down here in front of us
just a full on hold your wand bro look at him go
back up is a full three man
oh shit oh shit
Yeah
Yeah, got you boys got you boys
Where are you why you like the passive bricks? Yeah, to the right over here right there,
all loaded all gone thanks god
hard kill him bird bird chef bird chef
where they at right there where they are you still up there I go
taxi can I go I don't really understand what just happens to be me
that's great that's great my snap it's not working yeah no not at all
you saw what just happened dick should not have happened that way
Oh, you fucking say that to me.
Brother, explain to me why my second snap hook didn't take me up.
What was that?
Oh, it actually came out?
Yes, I shot the second snap hook, it attached to the wall, and my guy did not go upwards.
I just fell straight down you could have shot too quickly and then just like a
ghost shot I don't know sick but fucking awesome fuck yeah fantastic so cool
it's all good I mean I've flown myself off that bitch right there you did go up
pretty quickly oh but like watch it you see my second shot hit and my guy
just doesn't move and just falls down and dies. I just have confused on what just happened.
The fuck was that? The homies you guys are rolling with holy shit. Okay.
Can't cook the homies for the rest. Can't cook them. You can't pick them.
We're thankful for him, we're thankful for him no matter.
None the less.
He has a great day.
None the less.
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah.
Uh, different than, have you ever played daisy or yeah, you're a little bit with Mendoff like
maybe 80 hours.
So yeah, we're, we're trying to figure out how exactly we want to do it.
If it's going to be, we're going to go more vanilla at first.
And then if everyone doesn't like it, or if it's like too slow, then we might go like
a more modded route.
But just bro, just playing daisy and content creators don't got to worry about cheaters
or hopefully shrimp snipers.
I mean, that's a fucking coin flip after Rust.
Well, I mean, hopefully it's a little bit less like, oh, you want to look good for a stream game than Rust.
Well, I will tell you, if that kind of shit flies, I will be smiting people from these lands very quickly.
Excellent.
So you don't got to worry about that too much.
But yeah, that was something I didn't expect.
You know what? What's crazy is I completely expected it through and through and it happens every single time, bro.
Like, I don't know how much you've ever done like RP stuff, like GTA, but that's like very similar.
I thought that was really good. I've only watched it as a viewer.
Well, again, it's again just a lot of content creators and you would not believe how many people are just stream sniping their fucking dicks off.
I mean, it's literally just exactly what you experienced in Rust, but they've been doing it for years, so everybody, you know, the bad actors get caught pretty quick, but a lot of them just hide it a lot better.
Oh my god. Yeah, I mean, shit, I didn't know that.
Oh yeah, but people do get banned for it. People do get banned for it.
Yeah, I was just gonna say like usually the chat is pretty good for GTARP like yeah
There's a lot of chat hopping but like people don't medigame as much they actually let stuff happen
Well, I don't see it much. Yeah, it's I think it's a again goes back to
they people actually get like banned and shit and
Like for example, whatever I do it like people medigame and I'd go out of my way not to do what those people are saying
thing is like it's you can do that of course and you should do that but it's like now you can't
organically have that happen or it's part of it bro it's just so annoying oh trust me i had a
funny interaction with peanut the other day and like he was at another base that's really close
to his base but because someone said it i couldn't like go and find it now on oh yeah that's normal
bro yeah that's normal annoying and then even if you do like I've had I've had
times where I've wanted to do something I've sat there for hours finally do it
and then get accused of metting it and then they would go back and they see
someone in my chat said it and even though I didn't look at it or read it I
would still get accused of it it's just like yeah if you do damn if you
don't. That's part of it. Part of it. Oh, here we go. Space monkey in my chat said we don't,
if we just don't stream and we just record it and then upload it, problem solved. I don't know if
you do that. I think he just figured it all out.
Big brain, big brain. That's a great idea. That's what we were talking about earlier.
like sometimes chat's just really smart and other times. They just moving across
the sidewalk like a slug, you know.
You bring me a stack of herbs, yes? Yeah. Beautiful.
on all the maps
like the amount of arc
poor sea blade, poor sea blade
I have uh... nades but not
no, no t-nades
I have
three canids
remember the
yeah i've got the best
under
might be right over here for the first door
They're above.
Okay, no mobcats.
Yeah.
You wanna go back here in the corner?
Yeah, I'm down.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck me.
Oh, yeah.
We have to snap.
There's a camera also.
Yeah.
There's a camera also.
Yeah.
Wanna go third? Or second?
Uh, I'm gonna go across over here.
Okay.
Let's do it.
Let's do it at the renegades.
Do I have two fucking charges?
What if I just did something stupid?
Oh, this is really stupid.
Don't worry walls almost down
Nothing but headshots
What the fuck they're doing? They didn't show for in the entire like 30 seconds. I was looking at it.
Hey, great shots man. Honestly, one second. Can I speak?
Come on if I say something.
That guy's incredible.
Very good. Very good.
Let me take a look at you. Let me take a look at you.
OOOOOHH!
OOOOOHH!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
OOOOOOOOOOHHHH!
Got my mule lan, got my mule lan
Yeah, mmhmm I don't know how to play.
1 pound fish
1 pound of fish
How many decade how old
The playlist is right now
Well, it just maps to play
It's Lush Blooms on two maps and the other thing is Night Raid and Turkey.
Oh my gosh.
What the shit?
You're in luck.
I just restocked the shelves and the charm.
Shut up Mr. Shiny.
Get a piece of shit.
Oh my gosh I heard.
I said let me know.
That one was on me.
I just literally did nothing.
nothing I mean you did get ambushed in a corner doesn't help yeah they were both
creeping doesn't help sitting there not engaging at all on the fight across the
bridge just sitting there just hanging out couple of goopers hanging around
Didn't help we had renegades on Stella.
Uh-uh.
No, it was the best.
Try the Terrid Day. Why not? Why not?
You buy chance, buy chance, got a blue shield for a gupa, buy chance, I'll see you later.
Expensive yeah, mommy mommy. I'll make it last I'll make it last I promise
Actually, I retract that promise cuz honestly it's more of a lie, but I'll try
I'll try
I'll take that that's a damn good deal
Yeah, it's peanuts playing tonight.
We're gaming with old pain.
Taxi's bringing us to shield.
I'm
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Um,
PNAS gaming that you don't have shit, it's gonna be a tough one. Oh, yeah, I mean both of us are gonna be four
more. Kill it. Yeah, I'm thinking
for the four months. No, there's
not going to be any Bay Z teams.
Hell no. And they how that's
going to work.
Daisy starts a week from today. That's what we're aiming for. That's what we're hoping
the server is or when the server is ready and when everyone's ready to come and play.
Thank you, thank you.
Uh, this is shot by the two of us in the right hand corner.
Cool, cool, cool.
Cool beings.
How long Nick lasts on Daisy?
If Nick gives it a true college try,
try I think I think he might not hate it it just depends on the type of mood he's
well that's what you say but I think if we can do some cool things with it I think it
it could be fun
you talking about the base you think?
oh shit i just always needed yeah
yeah you just you know how people are they need that instant
that instant
yeah crazy no
they can't have like
they want highs only
highs and a lot of them all the time
care close
looking for a lobby, not seeing anything
fighting in uh... testing anix
i don't know what happened to the
10 piece
go up and get some batteries
down
so I need right now
some old batteries
yeah
down to my last 20
are you having a tour when you're running and trying to press H to pull your gun away sometimes it's not doing it or is that a me problem?
I didn't have enough to have that.
Weird, might be a main problem.
Doors are closed.
Okay, cool. Okay.
Bomb? Maybe they're camping lobby?
Yeah, maybe.
I'm getting processors.
What was that?
Speed, thank you so much for the sub, man. I appreciate the Prime Big Dog. Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
I
Feel like I hear people North killer drop behind in late. Thank you camera or
Metal detector sounds good
I'm leaving up to third. I think they just opened
Keep them.
Keep them right under us.
Got you.
Yeah, they're there. Going.
They're there. One at least.
All me, behind.
Dead here.
Yep, I got pushed from the other guy. He's running right at you.
Hey, hey, you little... Hey, Arch.
Hey, hey, what's going on? I love it when you talk to me like that. Hey, what's going on, Poppy?
How you doing? How you doing today, Mr. Cosmic? You having a good day?
Watch out! Another one at the window, Cosmic! Kill them all!
I got a feeling I got a feeling that this guy is a demon this guy is a demon
and
Call me
Can you?
No, no, no two teams all around me one Bobcat one campus is the guy's gonna be right in front of you two guys
Don't a play for yourself bro play for yourself. There's a hundred people here
Cook me on Reddit. The day I worry about what fucking brain rot people are saying on Reddit
It would be the day that I'm dead. To your left, too.
Yeah, shooting at you now.
Very good.
Just hang out here for a second, Taxi.
So, how's it going?
What's going on brother I'll know what you said but I'm sorry that happened or yes
Yeah for sure yeah for sure okay I could do that okay excellent I think cosmic may or may
not be using dark magic and we just let them kill the whole lobby just let them cook they'll
come back and save her once that here in a moment. It's not a world where these guys die. Yeah, listen these guys are demons.
Daddy's feeding, daddy's feeding, bye-bye!
Bye-bye!
Hey, hey, hey!
One dead!
holy shit holy shit
and they run away not caring about the loot those guys they're good really
really good. If anything is I don't need to thank these guys for stream snapping I think they just see our names through the wall.
You mean see our names through chance and through something else of course.
Of course.
Oh what's going on? Yes sir. Here here here.
What you got Papa?
My man, my, oh my man, my man, I thank you, oh my man, my man, thank you, good sir.
Say you love me, say you love me.
I love you Cosmic, thank you for sparing my life.
Give me a hug, give me a hug, give me a hug.
Come on over here, come on, come on.
I forgot how to do the emotes.
Thank you boys, you have a wonderful day.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Run the fucking other direction, wherever.
Alright sounds good.
I don't have a good feeling about this
I don't have a good feeling about this
Just the four best friends that anybody can have
Say we're the four best friends that anybody can have
We're the four best friends that anybody can have
And we'll never ever ever leave each other
Not all of us are rich like you, man!
Use it, use it with the fanatic, it's fucking insane.
GG's boys, thank you. See you guys.
See you later.
Now I did hear what sounded like a potential speech impediment.
And that can only mean one thing.
What was- oh.
It looks legit.
It looks legit.
But this guy.
Maybe he's just a demon?
Is that just next level?
you
you
you
you
you
You
Let's go!
his wife is sick so he got off to go help the fam
he got shot down
many many
many many many many many
wish this on me
and snap hook really does refresh my snap hook users
what do you mean?
I left click while my snap was in motion
Yes, I see that's what happened to me except I literally saw it attached to the wall and it didn't work and I fell during that last fight here with Nick.
Yeah, but I clicked while it was still going, so it made me, what was I gonna say?
It just made me lose it. Like I didn't even shoot the second one, it just lost it.
Weird.
So don't spam it.
Don't spam it.
noted noted what the fuck I think not the thing right in front of me okay
Right whenever you are you ready?
Ready guy?
Dead?
Cracked the other
I can't even fucking see him
Yeah, I'm shooting it
I don't have enough ammo, nooooooo
I can't see anything bro, I gotta fix this crosshair so bad.
I can't see nothing!
Uh, no, probably no Daisy today, Daisy tomorrow for sure.
Or maybe not tomorrow. I'm not too sure man. I don't know. I don't know what my plans are.
I do not know. I do not know.
I do
Yeah, I'm too shabby they as a shotgun with a purple stock a padded stock if you want it
Pick up your minds just chatting I don't I really I have no idea. I'm gonna play tomorrow. No idea
No, no, no, no, I'm heading back home after tomorrow's stream
In front of us same spot. We've been fighting
I think this building's clear. I'm gonna head over there. Hey, baby. No, no, I'm all good. Thank you for checking
I am coming, I'm 100 meters behind you.
Alright.
I have a big flanker.
I see him.
They're down in here.
That's not a thing.
Oh yeah, there's it then.
Oh the turret is up here.
Loki, I want to shoot that.
Staffordshire, let me take you out.
Ah, it's just gonna fuck me to the ass.
I'd really feel in it.
They're looking at Bombardier too.
Yeah, they are.
Love you, baby.
Maybe what if I...
Are they fighting you?
Yeah, I'd say they have me.
Yeah sorry I was muted, uh yes, shot me from right here.
Yeah, I shot him a couple times, that's crazy though.
another one three times
they're using a patina right
yeah
I'm coming over, same thing is so loud man, oh, you're bombing, oh I see where you shooting
Oh, we got fisted though.
Oh, yeah.
Pissers on me.
Not good.
He's missing.
He's not.
He's low down.
Okay.
I'm pretty good flank here in a second.
Both dead.
Thank you, he's already dead, potentially.
I don't think so.
I think he got killed by the robot. It's right here.
Okay. That's not the guy you killed, right?
Yeah. Cool. On my way down.
Did you fin? No, I didn't fin. He's right here though.
This man ain't that unfortunate, huh?
I got him. Another guy shooting right now. Not us.
Ain't that unfortunate
Prove I'm them I'm hot right now
Hold on a minute. Oh, no no your horses now
I'm looking under there.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Is it the hatch itself?
Yeah, sure, sure, sure, let's do it.
Get that fork out of here, bruv.
Yes, this is the new map yes, sir
Wasn't there just shots like this one
No idea welcome
you
you
you
you
you
37 years ago.
Are you back officially? Are you talking about our critters? No.
Nope, just taking a gun, picking a look at the new update my friend.
Shit balls.
there's players right here somewhere
down there
what's up coming right here watch the trailer i'm paying i can shoot whenever you're ready
uh i don't have like a good
yeah do it
I don't really want to like move up up because they have holcrackers they have holcrackers
they have actual gear they are in clanker hell right now
they have a laserizer and a rocket launcher
they are crossing the open yeah i went to your left like on you
Yeah.
Another team on me now too back here but I'm running.
You just snapped up.
Yeah, I'm running. Come to you.
Bombing!
Terminating.
where's the app boys trying to run over right now you just got cracked
I'll focus on this boys right boys right here
The boys dead
Yeah
Dead
both dead I don't know where his boy yeah I can fit him yeah cool
yeah it's a good thing
I'm the other one. I'm a little while we can. Other team on me.
Yeah, not good. I'm trying to play in this check.
Yeah, you're good. I'm good now.
vaporize on me vaporize you're dead one one hell of the guy who's right I'm
down I'm down I'm down I'm down on me on me on me finish
they're getting shot by in the ass by a whole nother team yeah they got shot
you get on that probably the potatoes absolutely disgusting brother I want to
try that
all thin by the way nice
just juicing up a quick
you fit in the sky over here I can let them every every single one of them
except the one and then three people
Oh
Here's a new job we're talking about
Train what's up big sexy good to see you man
Say it again, bubba. Do you have a suppress on it? But they don't know
The green comp on this bitch blue comp sorry the blue muzzle brake
Yeah, yeah, that's insane pushing
Nice.
The psychopath, he's stuck here so he's shooting at me.
Oh my god.
In my defense, that was a cracked vomit.
I'm going down to finish.
Did you?
Ah, you fucking rat-ass fuckers.
You don't feel that, but you got caught looting.
I killed a rat.
Bro, you should have seen what I was seeing.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh man that was awesome
Careful other team coming. That's not me. No, they're just shooting clankers right here. Yeah
Coming back up to you
They're kind of running down. I'm letting them come. Yeah, let them get all the way over here
He looted something they just killed like a fucking ball or something
Yeah, you just marked them do that bush
Yo, you should get an ambush spot and I'll shoot Knack like I don't know they're there
I'm gonna do that
I'm suppressed.
Okay, does that just look like a mountain one of them?
Cool.
I'm waiting for the second guy, okay?
One close, one mountain.
Yeah, I heard.
He's sliding down now too.
I don't think they know him. Here.
Okay.
They're just creeping up.
I'm...
About a red one.
Yep. Moving.
One's closer.
He's not seen. He's spotted.
He's literally one.
Doesn't matter. I can't pull my gun off.
I'm not shot.
That is what you call the master baiter my friend and I ain't talking about beating that shit neither
Nice kills nice kills and nice kills
yes chef all right chef
you got a whole cracker right no no whole cracker
we're still missing that guy then
yeah I'm not too sure where that's gonna be the guy
It's the guy that was being looted by another guy.
You talking about the guy acting like another guy? Who's another guy?
You dude acting like another dude.
I said we reset. I have a lot of tempests.
I'm trying to fill out some pressure.
Holy fuck I'm slow now.
I don't doubt it.
No.
I don't have a big shot at them.
I'm looking, I'm looking.
I'm not seeing nothing.
I don't know what I'm hearing.
Oh my gosh, space Jesus.
Yep.
What the fuck do you use a white flag for?
You can wave it.
You can wave it.
So when the cheaters are running you down, you can wave the white flag.
Excellent.
That's what I need.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
They can't fix the anti-cheat.
You might as well make a white flag for us to wave.
Yeah. I love it. It's a good idea, honestly. Yeah, it was an out. I said the same thing
happened to me with my snap hook where I used all my durability because I clicked left
click twice
sending the elevator
sending the elevator
tell me happy birthday well since you said tell me happy birthday
and fuck you.
Am I slower now?
Or, I can't tell, like it is something within summons.
It is still a little wonky.
Oh my god, we didn't hit this guy at all.
We found another one?
Yep, that's the guy we were missing.
Hellcracker, maximum update.
Oh my god, he's loaded.
There it is, there it is.
Oh my god.
Is Cloaksy on yet, chat?
It's fucking four o'clock.
Gotta say he's gonna be on his six a.m.
You good?
Yeah.
holy shit yeah no one hear me is waiting for peanut to get on probably now
I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what
Is it bird trap, dude?
I don't know, it's something for like a weird quest.
30 seconds on this.
Let's go!
Hitting it. Crank in that, Jimmy!
I
Break
Right oh, that's true if you put too many of those traps out you might catch symphony on accident
Don't be careful
hmm ruthless thank you for the sub
You bet you done for that night, so we could sit and take a little more time to go outside.
I got a kite on the pens that told me to talk like rock.
I ain't gonna strut it out for you motherfuckers all the time.
Are you a glittery nigga? You can't read between the lines.
In the pipe, we're serious, we'll go to rent.
Have no space.
you
you
you
you
you
You
My wife came in and said you're watching the fat guy again, but don't worry hutch.
I won't take that lightly.
Packing her bags. Yeah, send her ass out of there
Make her pack those bags
Give her ten bucks and get her the fuck out of there. That is ridiculous
Unbelievable
He says shit
Unbelievable
inconceivable
Ride
I'm stuck in the goop.
Well, I just tuned into a fucking jam session now lock in
Block it!
Let's go!
Lock in! We go again! We hit the floor running!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
They have different rain on this map.
Little dribble.
Little dribble dribble?
Yeah.
Fuck
I'm going up into the moon
Okay
What
What oh shit
SPIDERS!
SQUIDWARD!
I hear...
I don't know if I hear you or someone or both.
I think I heard you.
Oh, shit.
Let's take this thing out, bro. Fuck this thing.
Yeah, another team here for sure.
good right below us right below us
Is there another one?
I know
Shit all over my biscuits
It's three
Oh excellent
All in step
I think we pushed that
Push on me, push on me
No, don't push on me, there's a guy running at me
Okay, they're pushing on now
Yeah
Oh, it's a shredder, that's what I'm hearing.
It's a who?
That's a shredder, not a vaporizer.
Vaporizer?
I'm gonna find a way up I think.
Oh yeah, no doubt.
paperizer
could have been bait maybe
oh there's a guy on roof, two people on roof
i see one, they're sipping also on you
i'm at a fist one
One dead and he kills me as I'm falling bottom of the pipelines one stop all the way down
you're gonna get started
one's on top of me two's on top of me I'm hiding
He doesn't see me.
I'm body.
Oh my gosh, you're a legend.
Oh, okay, I'll see you later.
Maybe next time.
How many there's just so many vegans bro
I'm gonna get over what just happened. I'll be right back
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, I think somebody shit my pants!
It's so bright I can't see this guy.
No fucking way!
I have a feeling that didn't go well.
That, that'll happen.
That, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen but good news is I got a DC and some snacks.
Those are the guys who were sitting underneath in the second that we got a fight just started
us feels bad RIP feels bad there's three teams there and none of them fight
each other they're all running at us I do know how would you like to inform the
class
I
Great job
Nah, not worth it. I don't know what happened there
We have an elephant
That'll happen. Yes, it will yes, it will
I might try this Bettina thing you're talking about do it, bro. You'll love it
Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah
So what did you say you were getting I do say some trail mix and
And uh, jerky.
Ah.
Any translators?
Mm-hmm.
I feel like you definitely gotta speak fast for that one.
Like I don't know what the fuck you're saying.
Perky?
Diet Coke, trail, trail mains, mix and beef jerky.
Is that correct?
Yes, yes it is
Yes, well I'm saying like that guy speaks fat. Oh, not me. I don't speak down petite myself
Are they ninjas gonna play this game again?
Yeah, fuck him, right, buddy?
No way.
I'm in maybe
but if like there was a poly market bet
prediction I'm taking the under
Hold on, what is this?
Brother, I see that you're having some success going on.
Mind if I suggest two cryptos for you to grab during the market downturn?
Been trading for years and I've done it really really well. Let me know bro. I have a big following on X
Not a bot not a random. I promise just peep this and when you see it, let me know I'll drop a little info brother
mods that motherfucker is not banned
In the next 35 seconds
We're being an absolute cocksucker
I'm gonna ban half the chat. Okay
You better get that son of a bitch out of here shut up
I'm sorry about him. Sorry about him. Interesting. Interesting. I'm back. Someone was trying
to advertise a cryptocurrency in here. I had to yell at him.
Oh six clankers. I'm not kidding. Oh my god. And I'm shot my ass and I'm excited. Good
luck. I'm feeling your demise is gonna happen very soon. Great shots. Honestly, I'm impressed.
One's close to me on wall. One's close to me on wall. Hey, what up Chip? No, it's
Okay, man. It's okay. But you know what? You can make it right right now by hitting me with those fancy deep-fives
And we can all go about our own way and have a great time
What's up, what's up?
Your friend is being rude out there with a tempest
Would you say oh, I'm scared of inside. I'm like a bear. I've thrived in the wilderness
taxi
Good luck
You didn't like that.
No you didn't.
Are they three?
Like are we in three mans?
You gave me that dead?
I don't know.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
As long as I kill.
We don't like you, that's fine.
Why did you kill me?
That's what I'm saying.
Also, what did I do?
They just left them.
That guy is just a goat.
Yeah, he tripled ahead of me as well.
Oh my god it came out.
What the fuck do you mean?
You know what I mean?
Are you saying he's just a friend?
Oh, baby!
Oh my God, shut up!
And boom goes the dynamite.
that's where we're at
Toby
Excellent.
What?
Yo!
And goes as followed cheating cheating
Don't know what this one means cheater cheating cheater trash net let's go to the next one
cheating game band I'm not cheating cheating that's crazy gave my dog HIV
then humped my poor granny 9 out of 10 would recommend kissed my elbow for I
don't know how to say that or if it's offensive I have a feeling that the guy
with I'm not cheating as his bio the 13 friends a bunch of people calling him a
cheater and saying other things could possibly be a cheater so we're coping
again possibly mmm wait does this say I have 1,100 hours and our creators is that
true that sound right my friend that sounds about right oh here we go his
friend cheating cheating dog and another file that could mean anything you know
what I'm at the point like I don't even think it's worth I'm not even gonna
waste my time right clicking and reporting him you know like I truly
don't think it does anything I haven't reported a single person yeah we don't
even get our kids back no they're gonna get banned they only got one strike you
know yeah there's a perchance her maybe pretty good system if you ask me do you
you possibly got a blue shield for
possibly got one of them's and can we possibly
snap hook for a good you asking the guy
hand handling on a corner of skid row
if he got a snap hook for a good
now I do have a broken snap hook that I can
you and you can repair it.
Would you like that?
No, I need it in the game.
Like in the raid, I would need that.
Well, this has 16 durability.
Would you like one with 16 durability?
How about I got, I got four bandages.
You want me to split these plums with you?
I'm going to decline the offer and instead I'm going to apply zip lines and recycle them
into a rope.
Now that sounds like a great strat.
And can we go to a location with a lot of batteries that I don't want to say out loud
because we're probably going to get sniped yet again by cheaters but I'm talking about
Stella Montes.
Okay.
Have you thought about buying jolt mines and then recycling them?
That's a thing.
Look at the mix of noise.
Enough.
Fuck.
Did that become a thing?
Oh my gosh, I have three batteries.
Okay, I can make blue shield.
Let's go.
I'm bringing you on.
I'm bringing you on.
Let's go to Stella Montes.
All righty.
Let's go to Stella Montes.
Excellent.
What is that?
Number three and four of the day?
honestly it hasn't been as bad as I expected
honestly it hasn't been as bad as I thought it was gonna be
it hasn't we've had a couple of fun games we have like I thought it was like
I'm in this chat don't take this is negative Nancy Hutch oh it's crying again
I legitimately thought today was gonna be unplayable and I feel like we've
had more games than not where we've actually been able to play the game but I think that
is also aligned with there's other streamers so there's other targets out there.
I think that's what's happening.
Taxi is bringing me a blue shield.
Damn it chapter you not paying attention.
Lock in.
I didn't want to have to say it but lock the fucking.
I do they're just so unlocked. They're so unlocked. I'm about to start punching
Thank you good sir
Well again, I said this earlier, and I'm gonna say it again
Tyler's kind of different right because Ty has shown that there's blood in the water
with him and the whole cheating issue which makes them all want to murder him and I think
think personally Mbark has kind of fucked him because at one point in time he
thought that the cheetahs were actually gonna get banned so he was talking a lot
of shit and getting a couple of them sauce and then Mbark went on their
night vacation and he just get all of them from every angle.
They ever got them banned? They're on them. If they just want to make him
They know that they can I mean in every way shape and form. He is the number one target for these guys
So it's a little different
Well, they get into every single lobby because they're so many of them going after them.
There's a vaporizer in the left.
Hey, where oh my gosh, I hear it. I
Hear it. What the fuck?
Already I have my batteries. I'm literally down to just do this like three times. I'm no longer. I've asked anyone for blue shields
I can honestly ask this I'm gonna leave my meds. Oh
Oh my gosh, you got blasted
Oh, here we go, that's one way to do it
They... where are they?
Above!
Um, they are above. I think they are...
I think they're atrium.
Oh, run from here!
I don't think I'm gonna get him.
Are you?
I don't think I'm gonna get him.
Are you?
Are you?
Are you?
Are you?
Are you?
Oh
One
Oh my gosh, I'm almost I'm almost out of there. I'm going for his body
It's folk
Oh baby you
Gotta be out of ammo soon.
Oh, look at that.
Look at that.
It's hard out here.
I could turn this into a can and drink water out of it.
next thing
oh shit
are you good made it excellent Jesus oh Squidward go seedbolt go reset so I can get more batteries
Parkour!
Parkour!
Ohhhh...
Please, man, man.
Good luck out there. You got this.
Thank you.
You came back for me?
It's my hero.
Don't worry.
I'm gonna leave a man behind.
I know isn't it odd after being gone for so long coming back
It's very odd
I'm gonna listen to music and watch you on mute
Okay, alright, alright then
Oh my god
me. Faced. Faced true and real. On me. On me. Another team on me as well. Don't die.
get to me or no I'm so fucked on my way not good another team on me knock one on
me another one on me
almost done
knocked them both in
nice go to the extract go to the extract
you good? no
Another
Come on guys come on everyone
Come on give the extract man come on you got this
Did you pin the
I'm gonna block off this or cool
48 seconds, I'll loot the one inside Bobcat with a kinetic Johnson!
Ah, you made a bad possession of the Bobcat at the state, are you not?
Good work, good work.
Another day.
another to be for the old days with O2 we are so too it too list
I'm getting out of here.
We didn't even live the guy inside, did we?
Yeah, I lived with him.
Not too shabby, not too shabby.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Let's go
Lock in
I better do one punnish
Oh my god, I cannot do nothing my god, I cannot do nothing
I
Coming!
Excellent, coming.
Do not come!
Come on!
Hit sir!
Hit the door!
There is no door!
Oh!
oh shit
oh this is shit
what's happening over there yeah?
SHIT
coming
Oh, the doors!
Someone's on fire.
Yeah.
Chad, what are the drops today, by the way?
Does anyone actually know?
Oh fuck.
You see this dude?
Touch?
Oh where are you shooting me from?
Through the wall.
Oh, that's good like you do
To dumb ass keychain, so that's good
Third chef
Like archive sideline
Did you fill the whole room on the other side too?
Batteries, yeah, I didn't grab any of the explosives. Explosions!
The explosives?
The explosives, yeah, the explosives.
Alright, both rooms at the same time.
down I think I'm good on the old batteries we'll go back to the old map or
the new map I should say yeah let's do it I don't got too much I got two phones
I put the bitches in one for the hose and we see two phones
Something something something something
No, I was just thinking the same thing. Yeah, I could do
Me. Going up into the corner.
Excellent.
Deful are dying.
Yeah, no, I hear that. It is tempting.
No, don't fall for it. They're demons. Satan's on.
Heathens!
Oh my God!
flair up the flair up the flair I'm saying because he's my gosh they're still
busing oh my okay hold on we might have to go I think it might be a maximum yeah
I agree maximum opportunity if I got a re-spin this bitch for 3k I got a
We spent it for 3k, we got no choice, let's go!
We must go, we must go.
Oh my god.
It is, oh, I've never, I've never heard this, oh my, it is still going.
Holy shit.
Oh my god, I never, I never stopped.
On.
One right on the left.
We good great work great work great work one down seven more to go
No.
Locked!
These guys were not the winners.
No.
It's just you start, it's the appetizer.
Appetizer for the main course, brother.
Going.
Wait a minute.
Coming with?
They're right here.
Just a rest.
I think that's Ram, I don't think that's here.
It's under.
It could be like under under like it's nice, no I'm gonna check Ram, go quick.
Yeah I'm with you.
Oh
We have something here under under
Yeah, I did under they're under
All right
coming upstairs i think behind us no no not behind us i don't think so i think
behind this i think i just heard snap hook yeah i think that's under bro okay
okay from the trust there they might be running to leave oh my god now they
haven't touched any of this bird bird chef
Oh my gosh, chef!
Captain's looking like a dish that's never been made before, chef.
where these guys at where these guys at they ran under I'm telling you they ran
under okay the train tracks we long for that they're going for the hatch yeah
I'm so loaded bro me too I'm 200k on me
Yeah, there's another bobcat right here, but it's gone.
They took it.
Go, go, go.
No, he didn't get another bobcat for.
Come, come, come, come, come.
Coming, coming, coming.
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I mean, I think it's a good one.
Okay.
Right in front of me.
on my way
this teammate in me
they're in on the right
what was through the door?
both dead
Yes, they're both dead! I got him with the T-Nade!
Nice!
Fucking...
I assume we're on the bottom floor!
Do you have any shocker ammo?
Um...
Wait, yeah, a little bit.
3 more, 3 ammo.
Going!
There's one!
And dead!
Yeah.
on me on me yep with you
he's there he's right come
yep
dead nice I think one's behind us
I need light
light ammo coming no light
This guy's gonna get out above us.
Squidward!
Oh!
I'm dead!
I'm fucked! I'm fucked! I'm fucked!
I'm not fucked!
Yeah!
I'm living.
with you
you didn't make it out
I'm gonna go back to those original bodies those guys had to goop
that's what we were chasing
go up? you wanna go up here?
yeah yeah
someone just died!
someone just played out
i just heard a bleed out
i know exactly where it is
other way other way
oh i need light i have nothing
i have one single
on!
One! I kill both, I kill both, I kill both.
Both dead.
Fucking goat.
Uh, you got one, guys.
The fuck, army!
Living.
Volume.
One of them died.
Nice.
Nice! Come back in!
We're shooting guns right now, Malino!
He's a fucking shredder!
Not like this!
Oh! Oh!
My butt! My butt has a hole in it!
And it ain't my butt hole!
I'm trying to fucking catch this one guy.
Yep, yep, yep, this is fucking save lice.
Did you throw one close?
Wait, yes it will, okay.
Did you kill, did you full both of those guys out there?
I didn't full both, but I think one fulled.
I got Light ammo for you on this body down here on me.
Oh!
Did you just full heal all your shield?
Yes, yes, yes, all good.
I
Filled one do great tax. Yeah, I promise I'm not looting right now
what what what what we're rich brother we're rich this cancels out all of today
brother did you get the other guy yeah I got the one guy but I don't know if both
of them died fuck them fuck them both keep another reloaded bro I'm telling
They're loaded my guy had fucking kinetic Bobcat and something else. Oh, man. I wish I had one of those
Nice you got a default
Nice
Closing the door do it do it. I'm walling this door
I swear I don't have one of these already taxi. Thank you so much. Where's the other one?
He's full group. He's full group. Nice. I'm not gonna bother. I'm not scooping fuck the
Two Herbals, two Herbals, yep, same.
Oh, I'm past, I'm past the Herbals stage, I'm past.
I can't fit nothing else, we gotta get out of here!
I'm gonna start fitting alloy from Blue Shields.
Don't we have more loot somewhere?
Oh yeah, yeah, I know, we're wundering out.
Where?
We've run away yet.
Okay.
Um, towards Sandbox.
Sandbox.
This way, this way, the one you walled off.
okay so i'm just seeing a fan of these have ammo
they pulled some that one i picked that over that i dropped my no i'm good i'm good i got a
magnage i got mags ready i'm just gonna swap guns bro
did you loot both of the people in the sibling
yes all those guys live all four i think so possibly yes no no way
a couple free kids just a couple free kids
they were free I swear
oh fuck I need all this
oh five sensors
six sensors
oh
touch
yep yep yep I'm feeling that what's your what's your overall value 275 same
just right around there right around there crazy pretty much the same value
worth a loot
I dropped something in the tunnels we have to go back for it it's a juicer gun okay
Wait, who's this guy?
I already lose that guy, come with me, come with me, come with me, come with me, their
chef.
Over here?
Yeah, yeah, listen, listen, how old are you?
28 slots.
Battery on the ground I think.
I already have too many batteries, I'm good.
Tell me you got a hatch key. I do always got one of them. I always they strap
okay fuck it fuck it let's let's get out of the body that you ran for him
where where where wait what oh you're right the guy under here
oh yeah fucking cars this tent is so smart wait where is he right here yeah no oh yeah yeah it's a great shot
no damn it
All that is on route. The safe window is closing.
You have ten minutes to return to Spuranza.
I repeat, ten minutes.
There's a little bit more, a little bit more.
Wait, we gotta go back through the train station as well.
There's dead bodies on our way.
Yes, yes, yes!
I'm 300K.
I lied to you before. I'm at 417K.
Excellent.
That's what I like to hear.
it's gotta be more, it's gotta be more
I know there's one right here
he bastard!
he's still there, but I can stack, I can stack!
oh, oh yes!
there's more over here
on the other side of this turbine I dropped a little Goopa gun
oh little Toro, it's all yours
it's got no attachments on it but we can fit all of this
What?
Shit, I'm fat. I went the opposite way.
One more.
Where are you?
I went all the way up for some reason. I'm coming back down.
I'm good on batteries. I can't fit.
Shit.
Plankers. Plankers?
Okay.
Plankers deflected.
did you loot all of that? I'm rechecking right now rechecking okay no one here
don't care about it yeah that's what I'm looking for now
He was scooped. I feel like he was um...
Oh shit!
Impressive button! Fuck it!
Oh my god, where... where not? That's really heavy.
How many clankers?
Pissers!
Oh my god, I feel that we have one mag of Bobcat.
I need to go loot a second ammo and reload my guns again.
I'm checking underneath the train if there's someone down here.
I'm here. I'll be pumped.
Yeah, I was gonna say no.
I was imagining me left.
Nothing.
I know, I know.
This is why we always, we always respend, always.
You always tap it one more time.
Always, always, always, just one more time.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
bad news. I got to get out here. The boss has spoken something about how I've been sitting
all day and yada yada yada bunch of bullshit like she knows something. But the wife would
like to go and hang out before I play with peanut tonight and to be honest I told her
I said, wife, listen, today's me and Peanut's day.
And for some reason, she just doesn't understand that.
Oh, shit balls.
Well, LG.
LG, LG, you took off yesterday, motherfucker.
I've been shooting for almost nine hours.
And the way I look at it is to but don't get off literally right this second. I'm on for the next
15 hours so if I'm gonna jump off it's right now take a little break get back on tonight with the night
honestly it was a good day had a lot of fun today man definitely had his down down points but
overall tonight's been fun this is gonna be my ill jizzle yeah I mean this is
riding the hive that last game it's hard to top that one out holy this is the
most I've seen five five and there's a fucking vaporizer right on the ass oh
Oh my gosh, that's buzzed.
Oh no, oh no.
We go the other way.
We go the other way.
Oh yeah, true.
Do we want to go up?
Right above us.
Shit.
You good?
That's good, that fucking did it!
Shit.
Let's go!
Ooh, that's scary!
Oh my gosh, I thought I was faster. I thought I was faster. Oh, my gosh.
i just aggroed
what are you shooting at bro
well
well
okay
yeah they had no idea clueless
Clueless Calancas.
Did you see us in there?
They're fighting in hotel.
Yeah, I saw.
Want to go to the hotel?
Yeah, bucket.
Oh, there's a lizard.
And we go across first.
there's also a boom but here oh my god this cross is something and there's two
comments oh my god
Oh my oh my
Oh my god
Leaper brother you got to be kidding me
It won't come at me I don't think oh, yes it will
you're fine everything is gonna be all right I said no worries about the
Oh my gosh that pisser is getting after it
you're just gonna scan you world war plank I'm a ninja it's never gonna say
Infinite Clankers.
Oh shit.
Bama Bista.
Pisser.
Big Pisser.
Shockey thing.
Rose.
Oh my gosh, Rocketeer.
Two Rocketeers.
No yeah on the roof one we gotta just run for it. We gotta go go go go go go go go go go go go, it's all it's all
Falling apart it's all falling apart
Yeah, they're above us for sure
With you with you right here with you I was meeting the whole fucking time. Yeah, they're up here
inside, come inside, come inside now
there's a dead guy right here
i have to fucking get a tech
here we go, i can see
This guy's looted the tempest of him.
Yeah.
They were directly above us.
Yeah.
Last scene.
Last heard.
I'm listening!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're still on the roof.
Excellent.
Oh, I need this fucker.
I just got pre-en-hacker, hacker, hacker, hacker, please mark.
there was a wall there buddy
Hey!
Careful there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's mirroring me. He's mirroring me.
That wall is not going up.
There's a wall here that's not going up because there's a dead clinker on it.
good to be update reshielding I'm like probably 75% on these guys shooting just
saying no yeah or at least one of them I should say
I hit with that? I can't tell.
Hello?
So, when do you uh, when and where did you download them?
hello...
where'd you get them from?
yeah the one on the staircase they're cheating their dicks off yeah
what up boys?
That do you bother with the cheater on picture?
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
You suck dick for a living.
Shut up.
They're on the staircase to the west.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know my name and I don't know your name. What does that say, bitch?
You have a very...
Yeah, exactly. GG's
Yeah, straight across four underneath the roof
Nobody cares what you say big dog nobody has nobody ever will
two.
Good crack.
Pushing, pushing.
Yeah, you ain't never gonna be shit, you ain't shit, you ain't never gonna be shit.
And I'm gonna come and fuck you up, Coon Pussy.
I'll be sweet!
He fucked me, he did not go down the stairs!
No!
Down hall, down hall!
You're good for rent, good for rent!
Fit in this pussy right here!
Fit in that motherfucker!
Give me a window.
Stairs maybe!
Stairs! Stairs! Stairs!
Stairs! Stairs! Stairs!
Play for Reds whenever you can, Jax.
I have to play slow he's not pushing not pushing still not pushing still not pushing still
not pushing on me one on me one going up zip line up zip line
I'm gonna do it!
Yeah, fucking shit!
Get into the fucking room, bitch!
Ah, man.
I wanna see some chat, watch this.
My fault.
I just kept killing our homies.
You know what I mean?
You just rush the guys that are streaming you know?
You can suck it up.
That's okay, we're fighting not low.
Hello fucking the other the other guy we killed the other the guy who should talk and I killed
Yeah, this is his teammate. I don't know this guy's bullshit though. I want to see I'm in a good spot
He did not see me come here. I want to see I
Think this one is the legit one
I'm just gonna stare at this wall chat. He ain't getting my shit. Fuck him. Unless he's
cheating. If they in the stream, they ain't gonna snag it and find me.
They thought that was me shooting them. Yeah, fuckin' rip.
Bro, we almost got him, GG's man.
Please die.
Please die to the Squidward.
How funny would that be?
oh my god if you died this quick word
yeah I'm playing with peanut tonight yeah
they both cheat and been caught so many times really you guys have seen these
guys on other under the strings
They're no no way.
That's great Noah.
Oh, Kratos impossible
Taxi that was my LG if you want to play one
I'm just waiting to see if he walks right to me or the acting that's gonna commence
Oh, you're still alive, oh, I'm just sitting at a quarter right now
All right. Well, GGs, bro. GGs, bro. Great, great day. That was a lot of fun. Yeah. Till next time. You too.
Can we attempt to get out that way, right?
Right
Yeah, he's still he's totally great
I don't know where he is.
I don't know where he is.
Where could he possibly be?
What's it like downloading cheats to play a game?
Fucking practice.
What's it like?
Yeah, Brendon, thank you so much for the sound, man.
I want to see what these accounts are like.
You know what's so sad man that these guys are blatantly cheating their dicks off against
multiple people, have comments turned off everything and that they are still not banned.
These guys have both went through, both of these individuals have both went through two
separate expeditions, cheating their absolute nutsack off and they still haven't been
and sauced once.
Crazy bro, crazy.
Report him, it's, bro, listen man,
I ain't trying to be negative,
I ain't trying to be a bitch,
but it's just not worth it.
Report him for what?
Who's gonna ban him?
You gonna log into the mainframe and ban him?
Cause it ain't gonna be our creators.
It ain't gonna be inbark.
You know, you gonna log in and do it?
Is that gonna be them? Who won't ban them?
Inbarks on vacation. They posted the update and then they went back on vacation.
John, I appreciate you, man. Thank you all so much for chilling today, dudes.
I hope you guys had a great day in the stream.
Hey, guys, again for hanging. I'm gonna send everybody over into Twitch, over to the 24-7 channel.
And thank you guys again for hanging out today, man.
I hope you guys are all,
I hope you guys all have a wonderful rest of your day.
Hope you have a wonderful rest of your night.
I'll be back playing with P tonight.
I don't know if I'm gonna be streaming yet.
I'll see how I feel.
Sometimes I don't wanna be on karma.
So I'll let y'all know.
But I appreciate you guys, man.
Thank you all so much for hanging today.
I love you.
I appreciate you.
Hope you guys have a great rest of your night.
And GGs.
GGs everybody.
GGs, have a good day, my friends.
Have a good day.