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FRICK CANCER FRIDAY | BRONZE 3 PLAYER TRIES ARC RAIDERS FOR THE FIRST TIME - !ATT !DAYZ
05-01-2026 · 12h 32m
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You need a hero
He kills whatever we can cuz again he has no bitches in no job
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Get Down On It
You don't know what to dance,
By standing on the wall!
Get your back up, up the wall,
Tell me
You don't know what to dance,
By standing on the wall!
Get your back up, up the wall,
I heard all the people say it!
Get Down On It
Come on in
Get Down On It
If you really want it
You got to be late
Get Down On It
Get Down On It
Get Down On It
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid dirty dudes what should I do?
Fight the straight!
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, hello, hello.
Cut the crap!
Good morning, hello.
Black shirt.
Gotta keep you on your toes.
I gots to keep you on your toes.
I gots to, I gots to, if I start not keeping me
on your toes, you'll leave.
I can't just give it up.
We just started dating, I can't just give it up.
Cheater, who's Cheating?
Elmendo, rust drama, oh my God.
He knows funny last night. He know hits me up. He says, I want a game with you. I said,
okay. All right. Welcome home. Hey, sit down, son. Welcome home. Welcome back from college.
Welcome back. Good to have you back. My little peanuts on. What you got for me?
She said, Papa Hunch, I think I want to go back to Russ.
I said, you sure son, you going back to Russ?
She said, yeah, I'm going to go back to Russ and play at Arc Raiders with you.
I said, all right, whatever you think, whatever you think, Peanut, whatever you think.
I'm guessing it didn't go well last night.
Is that true?
It did not go well.
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Did not go well did I woke up this morning to a message from P that's saying yeah fucked up want to play arc tonight
So we're playing our tonight
Like a fan Friday is back
We're playing our tonight. It's gonna be a great day new hat by the way. Hey, I like it
I like this one man. It looks like something you get off of like the Royal Caribbean cruise.
I got a white spec on my camera. You must be new here. That white spec, his name is Toby.
Toby the broken pixel. It's one of us, one of ours. Family been part of this stream for years
and uh, yeah, Toby's just hanging out.
Toby, think of Toby like a little parent.
You know what I'm saying?
Think of Toby.
You ever seen Men in Black?
You know that alien that got two heads?
That's me and Toby.
This is my head.
That's my second head.
You know, it's part of me.
I can't get rid of it.
He's here to stay.
I love him.
And I could be fucked to buy a new camera.
This camera's like two grand.
I ain't gonna buy another one.
Are you kidding me?
Are you shitting me?
You expect me to spend two grand on that?
On that right there?
You're the type of motherfucker that I take out to dinner to get four appetizers.
I didn't order them.
I don't know who did.
probably did wasn't me who got three orders of Calamari for three people who
did it it wasn't me it wasn't me hell no
all right I might have told the waiter listen do we even watch clips this
morning I said damn it Lucy there ain't shit out there y'all want to see the
dog. Listen. Come here. Come here, Lucio. Come here. Right here. You don't listen very well.
Get your ass up. If I had a remote, I'd shock your ass with it right now. No, don't go over there.
No, you need to go to the zoo right now, fat ass. Oh, everyone say hello to Lucy.
you see what does yeah let him know what you're thinking the mic is yours go
ahead tell him say whatever you want yeah mm-hmm yeah yeah yeah okay you want
say bye? Say bye. Yeah. Okay. All right. That's Lucy. She's with us for the next couple of
days. She was the next couple of days. Now don't say cute. She's a fucking little rat
dog. Oh my gosh. Now how hard it is to sleep the entire time all you're hearing. It's like
I'm making love to Darth Vader. You know, like the entire time I'm sitting in bed
trying to sleep that is all I hear.
Pfft, ohm, kluuuuk, I am your father!
The entire time.
It is hell.
Oh my god.
My mother-in-law, she's like, oh, just put her in the cage.
No, I'm not putting her in the cage.
I might put her in the cage after last night.
I ain't gonna lie.
Bro, I'm sitting there trying to sleep and I woke up.
What's that WWE guy undertaker?
I woke up like, oh my God, did something break into my house and die at the foot of my bed?
Well, it was just Lucy ripping absolute ass.
I mean, I'm talking if there were multiple individuals with hazmat suits walking into
my room be like, hey, or device sense of a chemical spill over here, but yeah, right there.
It's right there.
That little demon that Satanist dog right there.
That's where it's coming from.
Oh my God.
It was terrible.
It was so bad.
Look how bad a fart has to be to wake you up, you know?
What?
How is that possible?
Oh, God.
I know it gotta be bad, I fart all the time,
my wife doesn't wake up ever, you know?
Anyways, civilized age is taken for the 20.
Usually I am an ass.
But dogs are my grip tonight.
Get them some treats on me, y'all.
Appreciate the 20.
Appreciate the 20. I'm gonna be honest. I I would get I'll give blue and duke some treats if I give her anything other than her food
I'm afraid of what's gonna happen. I might
Give her some ice cubes in her water. Maybe
Genort, thank you for the two months wrong. Thank you for the pride and take over the four months
I do
Take a thank you so much for the five gifted man. I appreciate you bro. Thank you so much for love
Obviously if you guys missed it yesterday, the draft happened for the AT&T Tournament.
Customers.
Let's go ahead and pull that up before we watch the clips.
So yesterday, the draft happened, I'm not too sure if they, do they have the teams
up already?
day posted the teams? Or can I get the picture of the teams that? I'd like to get a picture
before we talk about it. I could just rattle off the names, but a picture would really
do it justice. You know what? I can do this.
In a moment, please.
In a moment, please.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Oh, my god, my PC is struggling this morning.
Come on.
Hurry up.
All right, keep doing it, dude.
Shut up.
I'm not going to be able to
beat him.
All right.
So the team looks like this
here.
So this is the team we got.
It's going to be double lift
myself.
Nade shot.
Yvonne and Burrpina.
On Ludwig's team it's Scup,
Squeaks, Lily Pichu and
Pichu and Foosley. Adapt's team is him, Jacob Bake, Mith, Emeru, and Katamina. And on Tyler's
one's team is Summit, Emily Wang, Dizzy Kitten, and Genji. During the draft, Yvonne, what did I say?
How did I pronounce it?
Yvonne, it's Yvonne, Yvonne, Yvonne, during the draft whenever basically it was a snake
draft so it went this way and then this individual Tyler one got two picks and then went back
this way then Peanut got two picks.
So Peanut drafted Double Lift First, the draft continued, Tyler won, then drafted Summit
and Emily, the draft continued, and Peanut was left with a decision.
And that decision was to pick myself and Genji, or to pick myself and Nature.
Genji being the absolute bro that she is, said, pick Nade shot.
I won't go drafted and I'll end up on the tee.
So Peanut ends up picking Nade shot, which is a very solid pick.
And when the draft continued, either one
stole Genji in the last round. He also called her Genji.
Yeah, bad days, bad days. So Tyler once stole Genji from us, but on the positive side,
From what I have been told, Ivani is an absolute demon at League of Lejans.
Obviously we would want to play with Genji, but Ivani is a great pick and I am very excited for the tournament.
Listen, I think we're going to be fine.
Personally, I think we're going to be, I think, and I might be stepping out a lot.
on the line I said this yesterday we have the strongest team in the entire tournament. I truly
believe that. I truly believe our team is the strongest. Out of all the games we got Doublelift
who is great at he's the best at League although Tyler Momel will say that's false. He's the
best at League. We got Nadeshot who has played more Counter-Strike as of late than anyone else
on any other team. Doublelift who is a sleeper CS player. Y'all remember last year he actually
was a demon last year. I don't want to pump myself up or anything. Global elite multiple years.
Baset level seven. I never got to level eight it is what it is.
ESCA, B plus, Teet, skinny, good looking, hair like a lion's mane.
I could go on.
Anybody.
I don't know how good she is with CS.
But the fighting game, we got that on lock with Doublelift.
I truly believe that.
League we have on lock, CS we have on lock.
And then of course, Nate Chott, I mean, he has a, he has a Call of Duty background.
is one of the best to ever do it alongside of scump.
So it just really depends on how cracked out scump is.
The reality of the situation,
this is me being a realist, Cod's chopped.
Everyone on this whole fucking list knows that Cod's chopped.
Scump is gonna do scump things.
It is what it is, week one,
everyone's gonna look like they suck
and Ludwig is probably gonna win.
The week one, luckily it's four week long tournament.
Four weeks, he goes, call of duty,
League of Lejeuns, the fighting game CX2Z4252155
and then Counter-Strike last.
So we're gonna probably hopefully come in second
in week one and then win every week following.
That's the game plan.
That's the game plan.
Talk to Peanut last night.
We're gonna get some practice in
a couple of these days next week,
maybe even this weekend.
I'm gonna get together with Doublelift
and have him do a coaching session
for me and Peanut duo queuing.
That's what the dream is.
And then of course, we'll do some five man
crack with Doublelift, Bayshot, Ivani and Peanut as well.
But I think it'd be actual content to have me and Peanut
with Doublelift as our coach yelling at us.
I think that could be absolutely hysterical.
We talk about practice.
Dude, that's the most fun part about this tournament.
playing a bunch of different games and practicing a bunch of different games, that's the best
part.
A lot of fun.
Yeah, I know, Summit's on the other team.
The good news that we have about Summit is, Summit's a beast and he's going to play
CS before the tournament starts.
But again, man, I feel like people undervalue Yo Kweik, thinking for the five gifted
mid-dog.
I think people undervalue the reality of Nade Shot has been playing Counter Strike nonstop
for two and a half, three months.
He's level 10 face it.
I saw a clip of Nade Shot thumping somebody, a streamer, so bad that he broke the keyboard
over his knee.
So he obviously is doing the business.
know, he's obviously doing pretty good.
So I think that we truly got a chance.
I do.
Thank you played league too.
I ain't gonna sugarcoat it.
Nate shot is hot ass at League of Legends.
Hey, we, he, you gotta know your roles, chat.
And you gotta know your team.
Nate shot is fucking terrible at League of Legends, but luckily we got
double lift. We got a body and I also play League of Good Bit. Pina has no idea what the
fuck going on in League. Neither does Nate Shot. Hopefully it doesn't matter, but that's
where we're at. Clip Q is now open. Pose your clips in the chat. Let's rock and roll.
Let's rock and roll. Let's rock and roll.
Clips. 3v5 but DL could 1v5. 100% I completely agree with you. I think we
are more than okay in league just for the fact that we have double lift but
we also have the Evadi which can be his support and they can get a lead early
with me and the jungle gankin.
I'm playing jungle.
That's what I was told about double lift last night.
We used restroom, give me what's next?
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All right, let's rock and roll.
Let's rock and roll.
Dude, I'm wearing.
Oh my god.
I'm pissed.
All right, let's go.
Mr. Pinot, my time is in progress.
I'm just looking for the way of some great progress.
Let us be to the back.
OK.
What?
What is the start of this video, bro?
Mr. Pinot, my time is in progress.
I'm just looking for the way of some great progress.
Let us be to the back here.
Mr. Pinot, there has been some great developments.
First, I would like to start, of course.
Mother f***er.
Again.
I swear I have-
This is highly unprofessional, Mr. Peanut!
Please!
Bibi, I have silent on, I swear.
I swear I have silent on.
Maybe if you did not have five phones-
How many phones do you have in your pocket, my friend?
Many phones.
Many phones, Bibi.
Peanut, peanut!
Shrap the inbound.
Oh, s***!
Bibi, Bibi, I have cut this short!
We are under attack, we are under attack, Bibi!
What am I supposed to do? I'll deal with all my stuff as the b-
S**t!
Sorry about that, HPV.
Okay.
Ecologies.
We are in here.
S**t!
M-mother!
Oh, wait, that is me.
I'm sure it is.
I'm sorry, let me go.
Let me hit.
S**t off and die!
Like that, I learned this from you, Mr. Chief.
Ah, yes. I see you're using my skills lately, HPV.
It is very hard to hear you over the sound of this.
It's his dirty eyes.
Hello
This pigeon sighed
Viya, Bonnie Battalion!
Heroes never die!
Introducing our protagonist, Cheromey, a carrier pigeon who is in the employ of the US Army Signal Corps during World War One.
You see, back in the oldie times, radio technology was, uh...
Coddy dog s**t!
So carrier pigeons were still the matter for DMing the homies' memes over distance.
Which is how, in 1918, our feathered little shocktrooper here ended up in France.
with 500 US soldiers stuck three kilometers behind enemy lines,
completely cut off from supply and reinforcement in a 7-day shootout.
You see, Shirimi's battalion,
Jews 7 and 8,
and Red Crayons had overextended and become trapped,
surrounded on all sides by German soldiers.
And to make that as worse,
being stuck behind enemy lines meant they were now on the receiving end of US defense spending,
being absolutely hammered with friendly artillery.
Now, stuck as far away as they were, they would have had more luck using their radio as f***ing
nunchucks than a comms device.
So they began sending out carrier pigeons in an attempt to tell command to stop f***ing
shelling them and help on the point.
However, the Germans were having none of that sh*** and shot every single carrier pigeon
the battalion sent out of the air like they were running an AIMLABS warm up.
Until only one remained.
Cheromey. Desperate and rapidly running out of soldiers, the battalion wrote a
message and attached it to Cheromey, sending him into the air and watching
him sail above the trees. And just when they thought he was clear...
Some f***ing sweat on the German side nailed him. The battalion watched in
horror as their last hope spiraled out of the sky. The bullet tore straight
through Cherome center of mass destroying one eye punching a hole through his
chest and blowing off one of his legs and this giga-chad of an animal tanked it
you have any ibuprofen? I got a headache. The Marines watched in awe as this mangled
pigeon picked itself out of the mud and managed to fly clear of German fire
Cherome made it the whole way back to base delivering the message and saving a
total of 194 soldiers not only did he get the job done but he lived he was
granted one of the military and sent into retirement with his trainer and
when he eventually did pass several years later he was preserved and placed
in the Smithsonian where you can go see him today there he is
Absolute f***ing legend.
Yo, that's crazy!
You want to open, nothing?
No, no, no, don't open, don't open, there's too many of them.
Men, men, hello. You're currently...
Oh, yeah.
I'm named Danny.
You know this one, Matt?
Not that well.
Are you not... not well, Danny?
Little bit, yes.
I just never die.
Let's go.
At one military place, this way.
Need be careful, guys.
Many zombies.
Need be careful, guys.
Many zombies.
Oh, shit.
Boy, I shoot.
Get in the building.
i'm gonna shoot
oh shit sorry man
yeah we got hammered
yeah that that shoot
yeah it's my bad guys
appear in like more minutes
fucking with him
also make something you be careful of
oh shit sorry
I don't know how to do it
I don't can't close
Are you okay in there?
No, no I will die, need help
You fucked up, you should have died
I don't think so many bro
Stay in the field, stay in the field
Come in, come in, come in
I'm coming, I'm coming and I'm knocking the door out for you
Fuck the building guys
We're in the building
You want to open
You can hit here here through door
Sorry
Put fire in tree over here
No, bro, he died off and I
They put too many zombies on the server, you know?
No, no, no, no, it's not the zombie fault.
Is that the zombie fault?
We know who's fault it is.
We'll disconnect you here.
Bye bye, good luck.
It's really nice to meet you.
Ooh, he had some good stuff.
a piece of shit bro why do you guys keep linking this video
No, it is not me. That is not me. And why did he trim his beard exactly like mine? His
beard was longer the last time we watched this. This is the second bro. There's no
way that this guy doesn't watch there's no way that this guy doesn't watch bro no way
no way
wait okay what the fuck is this bro
Tell me that's a bug.
Tell me that that is a bug and that they didn't update the game to have a different ADS.
That's the new ADS.
BG's, it's cooked.
Now there's no way this is...
BG's.
BG's.
There's no way.
Bro, there's no way this is real, yo.
Nikita, get out of the kitchen, man.
Get out of the kitchen.
Get out of the kitchen.
And not because you're eating too much.
You got to stop cooking with the game.
I'm not watching Uncle Jimbo.
Yeah, bro, listen, when I see this stuff about Tarkov,
there isn't a piece of me that is shocked.
Nikita, thank you so much for the five gifted, bro.
There is not a, like, there's not even a small little bit
of me that thinks, oh my gosh, they really did that.
I don't, she's not shocked.
There's no shock anymore.
Not shocking.
I won't get shocked.
Oh my gosh, you're doing the one, hot ones chip drink.
It's me Murdy again.
I had a wizard.
So today I'm gonna make another drink.
Root beer, I got a root beer.
I got my glass, I got my hot sauce, habanero hot sauce, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
I also got my hot ones, Pringles chips, hmm not bad, then I'm going to do hot cards
in 32, so first of all I thought he was doing the one chip challenge, I don't care,
I don't care, I'm not watching Jimbo.
I don't care.
Oh my god, that's so sick.
That's so sick. Look at this.
Bro, whose base is this?
Getting absolutely slammed.
Oh my god.
I got a pizza delivery for a Tonka Jihari.
I am Tonka Jihari, but I would never order a whole pizza for myself.
I'm now take it, but...
I mean, you guys have to believe me.
I would never order a whole pizza just for myself.
I mean, I'm not gonna take it.
I'm not gonna take it.
I mean, you guys have to believe me.
I would never order a whole pizza just for myself, though.
It's, like, totally not mine, but I am Tonka Jihari.
I mean, I don't even, it's not even my treat, honey.
I don't, I just so you guys believe me.
It's not my pizza.
I would never eat a whole pizza by myself.
I would never, I would never even eat it.
I would never even eat it.
I would never share anything to eat, but I'm not gonna,
like, not, I would not waste food, though.
It's fine, Tonka.
Well, I'm sorry, I made a mess.
It's not my fault, just...
What, they can't laugh? Can they not laugh?
Hit by my own joke.
Oh, they can't laugh.
Stop saying hutch.
That's literally it. That's the whole...
Oh, alright.
I've seen this this is war dogs. Yeah war dogs the announcement trailer, okay
This is supposed to be like a battlefield competitor, right
Go down, go down, go down, go down!
It doesn't look terrible.
I don't, I don't think it looks bad.
at all. The reality is like all these videos are great bro but we're gonna have to see how
it actually plays you know. I can't tell you how many trailers look cool and how many games
sucked shortly after I'll definitely try this out though I'll give it a gander
You can do that.
You can do that.
You can do that.
I'll take some of the logic on you.
Welcome.
Dear Hutch, legendary proportions, huge hands, a six pack,
lion's mane's worth of hair, and your community.
me introduce myself. My name is Jiggy Josh, small-time streamer, long-time viewer, professional
consumer of your community's chaos. I've been lurking, laughing, and occasionally participating
in RP servers like NoPixel and Prodigy where often I'm the support character, the one who makes
everyone look really good. I'm applying for a spot in your daisy server and in the interest
of respecting your time and my dignity, I put together a small list of why I should use it.
The first reason is I prefer content over drama. I'm here for moments not meltdowns.
I'm whitelisted on Prodigy, NoPixel, and many other servers where I've never been banned from
might be paid for. That's not hard. That's like a GEB. I was a member of a band called
Fruit Game in No Pixel Blue, where I was banana, a potassium-driven, vitamin-rich theater,
and that shit was bananas. I'm happy to play any position. I can do shopkeeper, I can
be a priest, I can be a homeless person, I can be the disposal teammate number four,
Also, I don't get tilted. If I get dropped 15 times, I come back again with a bigger smile
and even worse decision. I stream daily, I could show up with a crew, but honestly I would
like to show up solo and make some organic connections with your community. I don't
want to come in rolling. I have play shooters like our car and our
operators. Approved mods and his name to gap please approved.
Approved Walkerman. Approved. What are you gonna do you idiots?
Bite me through the window.
Approved. Approved. Approved. Listen, listen.
I know a lot of people are going to watch this. They're going to think I'm going to do that.
No. And here's why. No one has done that yet. Okay. No one's sent anything or done anything like this.
That is very creative. And given that it's the first person to do it, and given that it's the first
person to go all out, set up a green screen, put the American flag in the background, tell me
about why you should be in the server. Very original, very cool. I mean, that shows me enough
within itself without him even like opening his mouth but he's also funny as shit so yeah absolutely
we'd love to have you chat don't waste your time anyone else who does that probably you know but
yeah that's pretty fucking awesome that's awesome people with type 2 diet
I am not on ozempic nor is this a targeted ad.
No. You jackasses.
We will have Coco on our team!
Don't tell the other Rust pros I said this.
Don't tell them. Don't tell them.
I think he's the best.
Where is it? Where is it?
What?
It's okay!
He's got big skillet!
Aiden's a beast, bro.
Dude, look at the wall!
VINCEN! VINCEN! Oh no! VINCEN!
We're so poor.
Yo, we need him more than you. Yo, guys, come to me. Come to me right now.
This guy's on me.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Absolutely just slam the frick out of VINCEN.
We need him more than you.
Yo, guys, come to me. Come to me right now.
This guy's on me.
You just tripped with me while running and standing.
This guy is crazy, bro.
What is wrong with this kid?
What is wrong with this kid? What is wrong with Aiden?
Step ahead. And I just know that, like, we don't know who Peanut is, but he's definitely Nigger Kato Avocado.
Dude, you gotta run that census back because-
Wait, what?
Dude, Peanut is, but he's definitely Nigger Kato Avocado.
Dude, you gotta run that census back because-
You missed it. The pros have chopped away at peanuts with
resolve, got themselves tier two guns and voted each other unrestricted entirely. It's
now every other rust event. Yeah, I've been, um, I've been keeping up with the man. I don't
know. Last night I was listening to Coco try and tell us why him adding another rust
pro was okay because people were voting in. There was voting that was being put up
in the discord and people were voting to remove people being locked like pros being locked
so that they could use a case and also pros are now using tier twos.
They're paying for votes. What do you mean? What do you mean they're they're paying
they're paying for votes.
They're paying for votes with scrap.
I mean, guys, I said it before, man.
I said it before.
I believe the biggest mistake of the entire Rust server, and I mean this with love and
compassion.
Who I'm about to talk about is a friend of mine.
I don't hate him.
I think he's awesome.
I think he's a joy to be around.
But he's also a piece of shit when it comes to video games.
So what I'm saying, I'm saying out of a place of understanding, out of love, and I'm not
saying this because I hate them, but I'm saying it because as someone who has ran servers,
this is what I believe should have happened.
They should have fucking banned cam soda off the rip when he was doing all that shitty
stuff with the drones and all the other things.
Here's why.
What I feel like happened.
Just listen to me.
Before you say L take your fucking TARD, let me explain why, okay?
The reason why is, is when you have someone like Cam, who his entire being is pushing
the buttons, taking the line that you have drawn and moving it an inch farther, you cannot
use this.
So what does Cam do?
He uses drones with grenades.
You cannot use this.
So what does Cam do?
And he keeps pushing it back farther and back farther and back farther.
That does nothing but tells every other one else.
Everybody else. Everybody else. You can push the line and as long as it's not a roll written
in black and white on the rules page and it's there for everyone to see that this is the
way it should be and there's no other option or you just going to get sauce for trying
to push that line. It has now created an environment to where everybody is their entire
idea in the server is to push that line. Hell, we did it. Me and Coco did it with
with the fucking flamethrower.
So like the entire server at this point in my opinion
is this is how it should be, but let's push that line.
And I don't care if it was Cam,
I don't care if it was another Rust Pro,
you interchange anyone's name out with Cam.
Again, I don't hate Cam, I love Cam,
I'm happy he didn't.
I'm saying the choices that he made
and the boundaries that he's pushed
set a precedent very early in the server
that pushing boundaries and getting away with it is okay.
And now everybody is doing it in their mother.
Everybody's doing it in their mother.
And a lot of people in here will sit here
and we'll talk about it.
And you'll be like, oh, how did your piece of shit
for saying Kim deserves to be banned?
I don't think you should be banned now.
I mean, it's too late.
Kim's already changed his ways.
He's already 10 times the player
or server individual in the server.
I don't know how to say it, but he's already like,
it's too late, but now everyone else is doing it.
Like everybody, even whatever we were playing,
like people just pushing the boundary
and pushing the boundary.
You can't build next to monuments.
People build right outside of the no build zone
next to a monument.
You can't do this, well then people will do it,
but they'll do it in a way to where,
oh, it's not exactly the way it's written.
And if it is, oh, sorry, my bad.
We have people lying about their hours
And there would be actual proof that they've lied about their hours and it saw it's it is what it is.
When you do that kind of stuff and when you let kind of that kind of stuff slide and you can blame whoever you blame, you know, you can blame the average, you can blame me.
I don't fucking know whose fault it is.
It's all of our faults.
But when you allow it to happen and you continue to allow it to happen and you keep going down this spiral of.
This is the way it should be.
Well, they didn't really break the rule.
So let's just make it a new role and they're okay.
Dude, it's just it's a revolving door. It's a revolving door period. It's a revolving door
It's a revolving door you cannot let things slide especially in a game like rust
You can't you cannot sit here chat and tell me that people haven't been abusing peanuts niceness you can't
Tell me that if you actually believe it tell me that
It's bullshit. Yes, they have. Everybody is. Literally everyone is. And then, like, I don't
condone what Trey said after the fact. Trey's a fucking idiot. But then banning trade for
honking a horn. And again, people will say, but it wasn't for honking the horn. Hunter
was for things that he said previously before he honked the horn. Ultimately, he got banned
for honking the fucking horn. Let's be real with ourselves. But when that is what ends
up getting banned, but not the motherfuckers who have been using and abusing rules like
you wouldn't believe it just it just sets a bad precedent man it does in my
opinion it does you can't just pick and choose in my opinion you can't you either
gonna do it across the board are you not gonna do it at all you're either
going to enforce what the rules are or you're not and if you're not that's
five two but you can't like I don't know I don't know I don't know listen nobody's
perfect hindsight's 20-20 and I think everyone is done the best they have been
able to do up until this point I just personally don't agree with some of the
decisions that are being made or has been made and everyone's entitled to their
opinions I just don't agree with some of them and I think at this point the
server has gone down a route where it's literally just a rust server. That's it.
It's literally just a rust server. Anyone who thinks that the pros having tier two
guns instead of tier three guns and it's that big of a deal are just insane.
Like that's so stupid in my opinion. That was a terrible terrible decision.
That's a terrible decision
anyone thinks that
Cocoa with a Thompson
Cannot be literally every single person in that server with AKs is fucking
Retarded, I mean Cocoa like these rest players are just unbelievably good man
They're amazing and it's a compliment
But again
It's like, you can't, how do you blame the admins?
At the end of the day, this was a group decision to do this.
It's like, everybody is deciding to do these things together.
And I'm just sitting on the outside watching everyone
decide these things going, what the fuck is everyone thinking?
I don't understand.
Mendo, I don't envy you at all, bro.
Listen, I wouldn't do it.
I wouldn't do it.
Daisy, I'll do it.
Daisy's easy to police.
Rust?
No, man.
No way, Jose.
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
But it goes also, I would have already banned
half the fucking server.
All these like drama every single day,
every day is something new,
every person is against them, all this, all that.
Oh dude, half the server would be sourced to be honest.
I can't do it.
I wouldn't be able to.
100%.
100%.
Check out the next clip.
Well, Taz, I said it before and I'll end my take with this.
The best thing we could have ever done was after that Nuke event, shut down the servers,
shut down the server, go play something else, let everyone digest what happened and let all
the bullshit and everyone hating each other die down and then in a month or two come
back and do it again.
That's what I think we should have done.
I said that a while ago, I'm gonna, you know,
stand by it like with these servers,
and I even texted you at this last night,
with anything that we do, even DayZ, man,
like we cannot stay there for longer than a month
because after even just two weeks,
if you get a bunch of content creators
in a space of any game that exists,
after a month, everybody hates each other.
It is whoever the content creator is
in their group against everybody else.
They're the right ones.
Everyone else is wrong.
And fuck this guy, fuck that gal, fuck everybody.
That's what happens.
It happens in GTA, happens in Rust,
happens in any server that has ever existed
and all of mankind.
That's just how this works.
And when you switch games and you take all these people
and send them to this game or to that game,
It's like a mental reset.
It's like all the memories are wiped,
and they get to play a different game.
Yeah, they're still probably going to hate this person,
but at the same time, it's a completely different game,
and they can't just go over to their base
and fucks with them again.
Like, dude, and this is everyone across the board.
The egos are absolutely massive.
You just, you cannot allow everybody
to just sit there and fester and hate each other,
because then people are never going to want to come back
play you know I'ma be honest this this
doesn't look like something I would
play he's floating in the air
oh my god he's floating in the air
Oh
Get down green lantern
Get down green lantern
Oh, here comes another one
Holy shits
Holy shits
Oh my fucking god
It's my only transport, but it's fine.
You gotta learn some more.
Let me see.
Dude, okay, I'm not doing this.
Hold left, hold left, hold left.
I'm not doing this.
You're not committing.
You're not committing.
Mom?
I'm just sorry, Mom.
Are you serious?
Everybody hit it with me
Any of you who thinks that i'm beating that
You'd never watch me play video games before anyone who thinks
That peanuts beating that
Anyone who thinks that anybody beating that, other than another Russ player,
they're insanity.
Unless, insane. Unless they get like some double lucky headshot with an AK.
I mean, brother, just the reaction time of him putting down the wall, it's not even the aim.
It's the wall. It was just ridiculous.
Oh my God.
I'm not dead.
I got three on me.
Sucked two off?
I suck three off.
Bring your hand underneath the train.
Throw your palms together.
So both your hands are going to sit on the left hand side of the fusel.
You're going to walk out.
Both your arms!
You're going to push through your rein.
I've seen this. I've seen this.
I don't want to…
I
Can't use it a K I can't how many hours yet?
Okay, mix about point
I'm going to jump over it's going to be bad at it.
Oh, fuck.
Damn it.
Why are all these mutants getting money every time we play in a game and MVP will be selected
and that MVP, I believe it's 10 or 20.
I think it might be $20,000.
You choose a charity that it goes to.
Can you just like bet five that big?
Some societies like Koreans, they might have a God complex, but they don't have a history
of oppression, oppressing another group of people.
Each other, right?
Are you f***ing out of your mind?
You don't think Asians had f***ing been in oppression?
Koreans didn't have slaves.
We didn't fly.
Did Koreans have slaves?
Yeah, had the longest unbroke-ching of slavery, of any society in history.
Holy shit!
You guys are scumbags!
When I say refuge, there's a man in New Orleans. His name is Uncle Bob.
He came into an apartment.
I've seen this I've seen this so many times Uncle Bob walked into the apartment
Lil Wayne whenever he was a young kid shot himself on accident
Bob walked in picked him up
Drove him himself to the hospital say Lil Wayne got out uncle Bob
We don't know who peanut is but he's definitely nigga got avocado
Ha ha!
Beep!
Here's a suit.
75th Street.
Oh fuck.
Oh!
Oh!
How's he alive?
He's dead!
Oh!
Michael do play how did he not kill the guy he ran him over
I'm dead.
I see him.
I think.
I'm following Wicked.
Exact popping.
On the both.
To the right.
I'm on my side please.
In one on right.
They're not gonna make it.
The one up there is you guys.
One more dead.
I mean you're fucking them all up.
I think they're all dead.
Everybody's dead. I killed Vizzle.
Everybody's dead. I killed everybody.
You killed Utah as well?
I killed Utah, top.
Damn.
Damn, damn, damn.
I love these videos.
I love these videos.
I'm doing the next two videos.
I was at the war dogs. I feel like I'm at a war dogs commercial break. Oh my god, I am at a war dogs commercial break
Uh, if you're designing games for everybody,
you're kind of designing a game for nobody.
Being an actual player and then having to go to publishers
and convince, effectively, bankers why players want this game
over a royale is just soul destroying.
Rrying solely on day-of-the-design games just doesn't work.
I'mma be honest, imagine being a publisher.
Bro, it gotta be one of the most humiliating things
things in the entire world go into these banks or or or not publish them sorry being in exactly
going to these these publishers or these banks and being like those you don't know how gaming
works. Let me let me explain. You have companies like Nexon like Bungie and a lot of others
who are in the gaming world the bank right. They are the people who will hear a pitch
from these devs ever you know creator wants to create a game will go to these massive
massive, massive companies and say, Hey, this is my idea. This is what I need. This is the
amount of money or the amount of years it will take. And I need money in order to develop
it. So companies like Nexon, like bungee, like Sony, like all these cats, they'll
say, okay, we'll give you this amount of money. We, you need to hit these goals or
I guess what would it be like thresholds?
So we need the first beta patch to be out in two years.
We need the second alpha or whatever the fuck in two and a half years.
And as they're meeting metric, sure, milestone, sure,
as they're meeting those milestones, there's like incentives from what I understand.
I'm not going to say who told me this, but some companies will have incentives
to where if you reach it at this point, we won't make you pay us back x percentage of money from
what you've earned. If you've made it to this point, we won't do this, do that, do this.
So they have like a lot of incentives. And as they're developing the game at the very end,
they still owe money back to those initial investors from the Nexons, the Sonys, the
bungees the whoever the fuck unless it is and this is very rare unless it is like let's say
and established like a battlefield six right like something that a company has already believed in
and they just want to bring it back out like call of duties like that is something that the big
triple a title is also invested in they're the ones who are typically the elected executive
and then that executive goes and it's just money.
But that's like, passion project, sure,
but it's a little bit more than that.
I wish I knew or had a big enough vocabulary to explain it.
But it's literally just a gamble.
I couldn't imagine being someone like War Dogs
going to these companies and pitching a game idea.
I could only think of how many times
they were told to fuck off.
You know, I could only imagine how many times they were told, eh, no thanks, not us, no
thank you, nope, good luck, yep, good luck, no thanks, bro, oh my god, the stress.
We don't want to make something that everyone else is making, we want to make something
familiar but new. This is why war dogs isn't built for everyone.
People keep saying that war dogs is going to be a bad thing.
War dogs is not a battlefield killer. It's got its own identity. It's fundamentally
a tactical intent of decision making and pacing. It has higher highs due to the
risk-and-reward nature of the cash system.
Got it, got it!
Did I get it? Yes!
That naturally also comes with lower lows
and friction that you don't see in smooth-edge gameplay releases.
And it's friction that helps shape the game's identity.
For a lot of our design choices, we use this scale to help guide
when something is too hardcore or too archaic.
Black Ops 7, Battlefield 6, Armored 3, Escape from Tarkov.
Tarkov. So if you're trying to explain the game to your friends, this scale. And they're saying that
their game, for a lot of our design choices, we use this scale to help guide when something is too
hardcore or too arcadey. So if they say battlefield, I'm sorry, black ops seven is too arcadey,
escape from Tarkov is too hardcore. And they're trying to be leaning towards the hardcore.
but also, like, what was that, like, 65%?
60%? Hardcore, 40% arcade?
Trying to explain the game to your friends,
this scale should help you show them where War Dogs sits.
War Dogs, every life matters.
Every decision you make matters.
And because of that, the game fundamentally has levels of friction.
Your loadout has a cost, which means every life has a value.
So the more equipment you take in, the more it's death and hurt.
Wardogs has no squad spawn system, so you can't just respawn on your friends.
You have to make your way back to them.
Wardogs...
Okay, I'm already seeing a problem here.
Imagine if you're doing like a solo queue and you have your whole team and somebody
is taking the most expensive gear out every single time and just frying your overall
money for the squad.
I'd be pissed.
Has Realist been done with play?
Basically imagine having peanut on your team.
Bullet drop, penetration, ricocheting bullets.
We have a lot.
It just means that you have to think before you pull the trigger.
This is all friction a publisher will tell you puts people off the game.
For a game that it's the challenges that give games identity in the first place.
What is core session loot is addictive and replayable.
But the meta game is a working progress.
Let's show you what we'll be building while we're in early access and why you will be able to continue to play war roles
for years to come
Throughout the season in early access you'll be able to optionally exchange your bank's cash
You've earned the in-game gold bars. So you're playing for yourself
You are playing with your own money in a squad
But so everyone's money is separate.
It's not like you load in and everyone has a money pool.
Everyone's separate.
So the end game currency that you use to purchase end game
cosmetics have become permanently unlocked to your account.
Now, here's where things get spicier.
The exchange rate of cash to gold bars
will fluctuate daily, which means every time that you
log in, you, alongside the rest of the community,
will have a choice.
Do you invest now or do you buy in the dip?
At the end of a season your cash-in-a-money progression will reset with your cash auto-converted
into Gold bars.
This will allow newer players to be on a more level playing field with veterans and us as
developers to overhaul their progression through our early access.
Your Gold bars and cosmetics from a season will stay permanently on your account across
seasons.
On top of the core loop, you'll have the following features plans which will permanently
reward your time spent in the game.
Please, please, please, God, do not become pay to win and allow people to buy gold bars
for road money.
Please do not.
Player skills will give you a meaningful way to build permanent account value across seasons.
By simply playing the way that you want to, you'll earn skill points every time that
you rank up.
Whether you're a medic looking to revive faster and infantry player refining weapon
handling or a pilot optimizing fuel efficiency, you can invest your skill points into
roles that match your playstyle. This incremental but permanent progression ensures that veterans
can feel their efforts paying off. The challenge system will provide extra short-term goals as
a way to reward exploring different playstyles, earning you additional resources for your account
which can be invested in the black market. Okay, black market. We want you to be able to spend
your earnings in more interesting ways outside of the match. So you're geared up for the
the next time you play or it makes come back online.
That can mean bribing an arms dealer
to smuggle you weapons or ammo overnight
or dealing with the seedy underground of culture
and placing wages,
betting you can kill 10 enemies in one life
in the next match.
For Time Strap players,
we want to add the ability to lessen the cash
and upgrade your own businesses.
Hear me out.
Having your side hustle business is making you items
for the next time you and your mates
get back online to play is the true end game.
Buying out a weapon or a vehicle.
What do you say?
What's the true end game?
Ulti and placing wages, betting you can kill 10 enemies in one life in the next match.
For time strap players, who want to add the ability to invest your cash and upgrade your
own businesses?
Hear me out, having your side hustle businesses making your items for the next time you and
your mates get back online to play is the true end game.
Buying out a weapon or a vehicle manufacturer will enable you to produce custom loadouts
and items that you like to use the most, cheaper than the in-match vendor.
Remember this is a 100% player driven sandbox if you're really business savvy
You should consider unlocking high-level items and then selling them to other players in the match face of play crates with your own
Markup to make a profit
Big dog listen I
Understand the desk sounds really cool
But I need you to understand
And if your anti-G isn't the best fucking anti-G to ever be an anti-G in all of time, this will
get used and abused like you wouldn't fucking believe.
I'm not going to say that they should make a game worse to combat cheaters.
That's Tarkov did that, and look at where that got him.
Game force now that it's ever been.
But that's probably not true, but pretty fucking bad.
But you all need to have the best anti-cheat that has ever existed, ever.
Or at least have a team completely devoted to combating these cheaters for ruining this
system completely.
I love the idea.
The idea sounds awesome, but God, I hope they're prepared for the amount of cheaters
they're going to try and just abuse this shit out of it or just compete and sell them cheaper
than the guy next to you. The black market meta features will be entirely optional if you
just want to run again and earn your cash that way. But for the players who want to
min-max their cash spending and time spent in and out of the game, there's a real potential
to profit more overseas and compared to someone only buying weapons and vehicles from the
in-game vendors.
Marathon's got better loot and trading etc. Tom
What the fuck are you? This isn't even in the same genre of games? Shut up, John
Shut the fuck up John or Tom whatever the hell your name was I forgot cuz you done piss me off with your stupidity
shut up Tom
Damnit Tom finally we have the vaults every gold bar item weapon or vehicle you obtain from the black market
ends up in your personal vault and is redeemable for free in future matches.
The size of your vault will be capped but upgradable permanently.
Another endgame goal for you to optionally work towards.
The metagame is the theme of packages of war dogs as an experienced players can stick with.
Like we said, it's not already on day one.
This is something we're building during our time in Early Access,
but it's something that has been designed and the foundations are in.
This is not a pipe for him.
Let us know in the comments what you think about the metagame
game and if it's something you could see yourself getting into.
There are many more features we want to add to the game, alongside the usual content drops.
Listen, I think it's a cool idea.
I mean, it's definitely a new genre.
It's like a mixture between battlefield and, you know, the running gun, but also incentives
to survive in that extraction-like gameplay where it's large amounts of squads, but
Really, it's you versus whoever you're fighting.
I think the only thing I can see negative
from just what I've watched is you queue in
and every fight is a 1v7.
But at the same time, that's exciting
because it's every fight is opportunity
to make a shit ton of money.
See, I disagree.
I don't think it's overcooked,
zero chance it does well.
I disagree.
I think there's a world.
Listen, every game that has ever been made
that is not a cut copy of something else
has always been doubted.
And I can say that from what I just saw,
this does not look like a carbon copy
of another fucking video game.
This looks like somebody is trying to do something different.
And I am always about games doing things different.
I do not want to go back to 2018, 2019, 2020
of 74 battle royale is coming out in a seventh month or seven month period.
I don't want that.
This is exciting.
We should all be excited about this.
This is something different.
Even if this isn't your type of game, it makes me happy that they're trying
to do something that other people haven't done yet, in my opinion.
I like it.
I'll try it.
I'm definitely going to try it.
It looks unique.
We're going to watch this clip, watch a couple more.
we're gonna end probably right here with hell that lose Vietnam everything else is pretty I don't really care about anything else
Okay, I'm just gonna say something I mean this as respectfully as possible as as
respectfully as possible. I don't care anything about this because I've
already played Grey Zone, I've already experienced that I would much rather see what the gameplay
looks like than another trailer, if I'm being 100% real.
Like I'm at the point with Grey Zone where I like the developers, I think the game's
a cool idea, but these type of videos mean nothing to me.
I just want to see what the actual gameplay looks like because none of this will bring
me back, you know.
I want to see what the game play is.
Ask your doctor about once weekly.
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denial of balding, tarot syndrome,
constant telling of random Spanish words,
reduced size of hands, loss of nipple pigmentation,
constant craving of Diet Coke,
may cause speech impediment and reduction of IQ.
For some, extreme weight gain,
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Seek emergency medical attention if the symptoms worsen.
I hope you're doing well.
fuck you thirty five minute video my god
okay we're going
I'm behind you in a bush.
Okay, last clip.
Not yet rated.
Wait, did we watch this yesterday?
Yeah, we already saw this yesterday. Alright, one more clip. We'll see to this one, then we're done.
You played yesterday with the peanut then cook?
Yeah, before I want to gouge my eyes out are you serious fucking I hate it every second
It's fun is like they think fun with like chat, but like like because there's like
The voice in that game is fucking hilarious, right?
It's much dad. He's make a bunch of content, but dude
I've never seen a game company fall off. It's hard to fucking our greatest
that are they doing the dark and darker method where they wasn't there's too
many cooks in the kitchen they wasn't everybody the cooks are making fucking
cereal water with ice cubes
Oh, man, oh, good discussion.
Not wrong, I mean, listen, man, you know, they're lucky that the game that came out with so damn good.
They're lucky it's so damn fun, even without or with the lack of updates, I still enjoy playing with the boys.
But yeah, I mean, he's not wrong, he's not wrong.
I don't even like watching people play our game more, but it's again,
like for me, our graders isn't isn't about playing our graders.
It's about hanging out with with my friends and pissing off dads.
You know what I'm saying?
Like being in the game and talking shit to people and shooting
motherfuckers and hanging out with the homies.
I enjoy that.
That that's why I like playing arc. That's why we're playing arc this morning with Nick
I can go play daisy and something else, but
Hanging out with the friends and gaming. I mean that's peak no matter what we're playing, you know
That's peak no matter what it is
Let me jump in here
Don't don't don't flip on me cuz Chad's fucking rage baiting right now, bro. Oh shit. Oh shit. Thanos calm down man
No, I'm in my bag right now man. I'm singing old Canada
We're waving our white flag again
Or something like that
with terrorists though so there's a lot of terrorists and there is a lot of terrorists
at that time high on arch-raders, but we have just accumulated a net worth of jeffrey
bezos and arch-raders, I love that for you.
Koopa needs from the boys, you can just ring a dang-dang.
Tim has sent you a text, I will let you answer that, I'm down with whatever you
decide. Okay, whatever you want to do. Whatever I want to do or whatever you want to do.
Whatever you want. Would like to do. Good sir. Yeah, we'll be ready. Yeah, that's it. Perfect.
Well, y'all can say let's go down. I'd be down. I had fun yesterday. That was so much fun.
I got the ship. You look left and they're on the right. Yeah, you fucking go to res and
there's three. I got I went back and watched whatever we were yelling and it was dude.
It was so funny because I went back and watched the the part of you
Dennis's fault every time we push
I know I hear you bro because we're both fucking lost
You think you missed six months?
Death, Pat Welty, and Pat, thank you.
Norak, thank you for the 500 bits, thank you.
Don't say you guys, I got no idea.
No, we had a full blown crash out.
Oh, so funny.
The boys, it was so funny.
Bro.
It's like, then he just gets, he's on mute.
Oh my god.
Whipped, you know?
Just whipped.
And me, my dumb ass, the last guy to do something,
does I go in there he hushed those a perfect fucking UAV dart I see him highlighted I clip
them and then I do good damage on the second guy and fucking tweedle D and tweedle doofus
are just doing shit you know what I mean I'm screaming to come that I don't I'm like I'm
so crazy I don't even know where Hutch is I don't even know if he's on my side or Denny's
It was so bad.
Then Hutch yelled at me and then he just stirred the pot like this.
He was like, you're the next one because he didn't fuck up.
It was one of those.
What do I need to bring for you?
I don't need nothing. I'm good. I'm good to start.
I also think it was funny because we both know that we can't yell at Dennis.
If we yell at Dennis, he'll quit.
I can yell at him tomorrow and we'd act each other up and we're game it again.
Yeah, yeah, no, no, and then he got on with some attitude as well.
Like you could tell he wrote, he rolled out of bed or something.
You didn't want to be there.
You didn't want to be there.
Hey, at least you rolled the goal.
Yeah, I was in my chair in the first 10 minutes of my shoot today,
letting me know how fun it was to be this yesterday.
So that was awesome to deal with.
I'll say this.
I don't know how much you were involved with the tournament play itself,
like creating the rules.
I've done a lot of Delta four stuff.
Yesterday was the most fun tournament I played in.
Thank you.
I'll take this comment.
I was.
No, no, truly.
It was very good.
They did a great job putting that whole thing together,
because that's just basic fun, man.
Like, exactly.
It's fun.
And then we're in.
Because typically, it's just us getting stomped.
Like, we would never have a chance in an actual tournament
against those Delta course guys.
Yeah, those guys, yeah.
No way.
It was fun.
If it did, did you have fun?
I know your team, you guys can head last.
I had a great time to fuck you for the fucking knife only shit.
Hey, they gave me the wheel, man.
They gave me the wheel.
I was like, are you paying an admin, bro?
And I was like fighting for my fucking life in there against like,
like I'm playing in their SBMM and it's just like guys like canceling and shit.
Throwing fucking.
Yo, I just remembered something.
I do have to tell you something, Nick.
I heard about this already, bro.
OK, yeah. What happened?
Yeah, did my stuff go to you you just ripped through it all there they are no so they were putting codes in the chat
They're like hey, here's codes for everybody to spend these cases when you got off, you know what I mean and shit
I use my code and
Yeah, I didn't pull nothing so I saw your code
Didn't pull anything so they didn't
What if we put all of them?
No, wait, there's ten years his code yet because we should steal his.
Yo, yo, yo, no.
But they put more codes in there.
I made sure to leave you the last code that's in there is yours.
I didn't take it.
I took cookies instead and I pulled an epic.
I actually pulled something.
So where are you?
Where are you?
50th Street, 55th Street, 55th Street.
No gap, no gap.
I stole from you, but here's a back.
Here's a package.
You don't fuck with safety dirt.
Okay, well, there's five flares on our left.
Wonderful.
Oh, lush blooms. Look for baskets.
Yes!
We're going to be rich, boys.
I'm going to grab some bullet real quick, guys. Give me a second.
Okay, I need go I'm not dying
Okay, I lost one to swear to God swear. No, I didn't actually I think that back. I I tucked it in last second
You know, I just snapped like I'm like, okay, seven people shot me. Yeah. Well, to be fair
I don't know if you were making out there, but I'll take a little bit of blame. I'll take a little bit of blame
Was a bad shout
That was a please help me shout
I
Yes, I know Canada players play on the US team guys, we don't actually mean anything
If there's one place that has some of the coolest motherfuckers at least that I've met it's the Canada
Canadians are awesome. We just give you guys hell because you guys are like us
You could talk all the shit you want about Canada, and they don't care. I alluded. It's just shit
We say anything else about anywhere else. We might get called racist, you know, oh in Canada we could talk as much shit as we want
I really don't know where this was. It just looked like it was here
Yeah, I don't see anything
I
See it so they came from I guess on the back I like over here on the roof
Maybe I'm gonna go back up on the hill
He's pre-firing you nice. Yeah, good luck
I cracked one okay, they're already happening as well. Oh, they're all zipping up and going left. They're zipping up going left
I missed everything on you Nick careful. Yeah, they got down they drop down they drop down. Yeah
Yeah, they're gonna be on you over there.
No, no, no, like maxed down all the way down the hill.
Yeah, I'm way above them.
They smoked the way behind us.
Yeah, how it's probably under you, and then one way in this building or behind it.
Yeah.
It's kind of weird. It just plays slow.
Yeah.
What's been trying to sneak one of you guys?
I think.
Oh, they are. I was trying to tell you they are.
I know. I don't know. I don't know if they're behind it.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
There's one behind him. He can get in though, I think.
Snappy many snappy
He saw outside in the back
yo be careful new guy these guys are cheating down here be careful
cheating down there cheating down there
fuck you you cheating pussy yeah bullshit you ain't that good just wipe
your momma's credit card again pussy bitch
oh the guy who I play with who's the peanuts better that was a good one man
you really really got me your mom is a hoe that's where he is he's with that
bitch
I got a full nice nice nice. I'm distracted. I'm pretty good. Yeah, you're doing great
Hey, huh, you've asked you yeah, just hatch out. I'd be great if I can get there. Yeah, oh
My gosh, we're gonna walk right down where
Who the fuck is this guy
What's up, me-dough?
What's up, me-dough?
I'm in a terrible spot, I was standing there, oh no.
This fucking game.
Never.
Oh, Niko almost did it, didn't I?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, because I full killed the one, I full killed
the one.
Yeah, you ain't shit.
Now he knows you ain't shit.
Because I fucking stomped it on his boy, stomped it on the other boy, and I almost
popped his ass.
Oh, oh, Huchy.
All hutchie
No, no, we're good. Well, there's a snap
Get a third for a little bit. I gotta go for the emergency. Okay
Oh no
Dude there it was all uneven I was
First time I pulled the stream up to see what Arc Raiders was like and you guys got hacked on nice glad to see a lot has changed
That's him you want to play today Arc Raiders into Delta Force. It's really fun
Wait, I promise not always like that
Level zero count two friends. Oh, yeah, that's he said no shot. Yeah, well tried
I hope everything's all right with Nico man.
Yeah me too.
I always hate hearing that.
Yeah.
We're good.
We're good.
Yeah we're good.
Yeah we're too.
We're tight it up.
We're tight it up.
We don't have Daniel Snowboard.
We don't have Daniel Snowboard.
Yeah.
Wow.
I'm so lucky here.
That's not it.
Yeah.
Wow.
Wow.
Good morning.
Yeah, yeah.
You joined and that took a fucking turn.
Let me tell you.
Peace out.
It's okay.
It's not your fault.
fall don't worry we're gonna we're gonna get it right I mean this guy didn't even
care either I mean he was just lasering like there was not a hiccup in that
spray hey I was yeah I had people you were doing such a great job like just
talking to him that I was just slamming motherfuckers man I cracked the cheater
that snapped up for you and then I fucking killed his friend first of them
killed the other guy first of them. I almost won the 2v1 at the end bro, almost.
NT, NT, NT, NT, NT. Thank you, thank you.
I was having fun, I know you were in hell right there, but...
It's kind of in the theme at last.
It sounds good.
Can you use it? No, no, no, you know what, when you were down in those tunnels,
you were clutching up your shit,
a little fun was being had.
Well, I enjoyed yesterday. I wouldn't be here today if I did enjoy it. I enjoyed yesterday.
Alright. I'll just tell my champ. I think he had a little bit of fun. I don't want to make it too crazy.
Yeah, no. It was definitely a bro. I mean, it's just there ain't shit else, you know?
I know.
There ain't shit else. And I would much rather game with the homies and be miserable together
than be miserable alone, you know?
I don't want to be I don't be miserable by myself
Okay
Good to go
She's unique no we're cheating my boy tell hutch. I mean the fat boy comment
All you sure is I kill always to be honest, hackers, you ain't kids friends, blah, blah, blah.
I don't know what you're saying man.
He has a level one steam account with two friends, his name is Stop Coping.
I promise you he is not that good.
He's cheating his dick off.
He's lying to you.
He's a bitch.
His mother's a whore and he's cheating his fucking dick off.
Anyone who thinks that guy isn't cheating, and I apologize for this, is a little
retarded, okay?
That guy's cheating his balls off.
I hate that shit. I'm just saying that we're not cheating bullshit buddy. Yes, you are.
Well, well, actually, look at us. There's a reason why he's turned off all the comments
on his account and he doesn't show his hours on literally any game.
I
Yo big balls taking for the prime baby go update me go update. Yeah, he just fucking left
Let me ping them
Where we do here chase him down so they had to go
We'll figure it out. Don't worry. Oh
Tom Cosby was first game we got into bro first game man
Flame watch I'm gonna invite you to the together thing so we are sort of your show looks so huge
So we look at this ever the ever existed. Hey, we are a hundred percent
We fucking are it's
Now because we could be inflating our viewers together with you as well
It could be like smell bath panel shit would he puts all the stones together for the fucking fist
You know you'll care enough you want to go gamble in shit bro
Well, fucker did you hear about what happened during our if you know about like the ATT stuff you ever done that?
I I saw I've seen it being done
There's some people in there that I love
Format no, well, I didn't want to say that part. But yeah
The format is fucking sick. Are you playing like a plethora of games? Yeah, you get points on them
I love that and I love the league. I love the kind. I don't know about the other games
Oh, what other games are there? It's a fighting game and CS go
So I want to tell you about the draft, that's all I'm going to tell you about.
So last night, the captains are Peanut, Ludwig, Adapt, and Tyler won, right?
So the draft happens, first picks are always like the double lifts, the scum, summit, you
know, people like that.
round your boy got picked in the second round our roof our roof our roof so
Pino's the snake draft he gets first pick and it goes to Tyler Tyler gets two
picks because he picks last then he goes back to Pina and Pina gets two picks
from first that makes sense we get the first round then he gets second and
third round together okay so he's sitting there and he's deciding and it's
between myself and Genji or myself and Nadeshot. I know you say who? Genji? Genji, I guess like
DMP it was like listen pick Nadeshot and then no one's gonna pick me and I'll get picked last like
I'll just get put on your team. Oh sure enough T1 steals Genji in the last pick bro before we
And everyone went for Zark all chat started spamming free
Pita was like no no no you can't pick her and Tyler goes what he's like
I'll change you somebody
Fucking one man just do what he wants. It was so funny. So you okay? You're on peanuts team right?
Yeah, I'm on P. That's team. Yeah, okay, and then who else on your team?
It's myself made peanut and
Ivan Ivan
You'll say all who you will be cheering for on that
You got range yeah, I have to be
Now you're right in there you want to go after that. I'm right. Yeah, I think we started going for a lot of temp is
Sorry to rent a
Now I'm sure I think that'll be kind of cool. Well, how long is it? Is it like a week weeks?
Oh nice four weeks every Thursday. We play a different game
It's good timing because gaming is just not in a place where you want to get on and absolutely play the same thing every day
So it's a really good time to do this. Agreed
100% Like you wind the clock back to October, November it would have been really bad. I'd be pissed
They're in there. I can't see them right now. Just give me a sec. Don't go too quick. I don't know if they're good or not
Yeah, they're in there
I'll make my way down
I'm jump shotting him right now are they both in I'm getting started I think yeah
both in one's about to swing I believe I don't see that both doors closed yeah
let's be right for the second only one doors open both doors are closed right
now both of those are close I mean like the barricade
I'm walking up yeah I'm about to swing out
yeah right here in this corner right here
I get through this fucking arc.
Nice jump shots.
I see this.
I see this.
Oh, you all get thirded.
You get thirded.
I throw jump shots, huh?
Oh, you give up.
Hey, look.
Hey, I love being able to see when I look out this...
Oh, this is beautiful.
beautiful
yo what up big dog
no way
GG's man
later bitch
nyeh
hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha
alright we gotta let them go
let them goop the blood
those guys were in hell
but I had them broken their shield
or not broken it but like damaged it
You were pissing them off
Rule number one is you don't come in here ever ever
Fuck this place volcano you can have you can have all this here. Just don't start getting you up here
Speed the big bird
Drop all guns
Well, thank you. Yeah
They're fighting they are inside of tower all the way up. Yeah, I mean I'm down. I'm down
We don't have that Thanos guy. He kind of does things he's got it crazy
He does thanks
No, we'll be playing and he just like slides in kills nine people I get one. I'm like a job team
Well, I guess today good job everybody yes, they would go down. He just like 1v6 is and it's like
I don't even really say good job anywhere. I'm sorry. All right
Oh shit!
The blood came off your head like a tomato.
What do you say in New Map?
The New Map...
I'm playing these maps man, I realize how much fun this game is when there's not a million
arc everywhere.
That New Map is hard to play.
I love the way it looks but I can't go nowhere.
I like the new map just a little disconnected from what we want.
I find it hard to believe it's something what the player base wants, I don't know, maybe
I'm wrong.
I don't know how you could be wrong when the player counts so low.
It's like if it was high then okay.
Yeah exactly.
I'm down to face check.
Yeah, let me go up opposite side, slow yourself down, let me go up opposite side.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
all right I'm ready I'm going I have a snap look so let me like I'll just like
jump and do some weird shit yeah I can do some weird shit as well
I didn't see anything
come back up
I'm in weird shit territory.
Oh yeah, you were gonna be here for real.
Yeah.
I can jump and snap up to the top.
They have the other side.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Go on that staircase and I'll be ready.
So they're not on my side?
I don't think so.
They could be.
I'm gonna go up the top and check you ready. I'm good. I'm good
They think I wall you know, oh dude, I'm up. Okay. They got walls opposite side
Let's go ahead and break these ones I think
On left and right sir case
what is it to wish me good day on left staircase
okay let me heal up and then else move
I think I throw a good nade, hold on.
Let me break this.
Knocked one.
Ready?
I thought I'd throw a nade.
That was a terrible shoot.
One out, literal one out.
One
Little one
I hope you enjoyed
That bitch is mine now you pussy bitch. Yeah, give me that snipers
It's in a better
I fucking watch you every fucking day. You could kill me bro. I don't care. I'm just
I swear to God dude, I hey, I'm 53 years old
I appreciate that man
Hey, hey, sorry for shooting at you
Nick, Nick's right there next to you.
Nick!
What's up, Bogey?
Oh my God, brother!
Dude, I should die a half, I should die a half a year.
I'm a big snitch, I watch nicks.
Since you were fucking just a young lad, bro.
Fucking nice, tight, crispy fucking nut.
I'm gonna go commit suicide.
I'm gonna go commit suicide.
He gave a gift and it's a pleasure meeting you.
Maybe he'll live.
Oh well.
well he didn't well there he's crawling I'll go save him I'll go save him
wow wow
They really had guns.
He's locked it, bro.
Locked down.
Oh, jeez, man.
53 is crazy, man.
He kept saying nice, tight.
And I was like, hold on.
That's all just taking breather.
All right, grandpa.
What a guy, man.
That's awesome.
That's cool.
I'm going to go see if I can save him.
Motherfucker!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Take a look, pal.
got this shit air tight you go nowhere take it out out I hear more mines
through I swear to God they're more are there more mines might be oh look at
this dude holy shit oh I see him he's gonna crawl the extract he's good
I
Stamina minds are actually crazy, bro, they're unbelievable
It will be good, you know, they bleed they bleed through everything like they go through the walls
They go through and then after you run through them like for the next like four or five steps. You're still screwed
I get ain't no short cold you you getting COVID-19 right off the rip
I'll offend on your chest bitch
all right reset oh yeah
Oh, oh, oh, Sammy!
Don't die!
Don't die, you got this.
I'm going to clutch you up, don't you worry.
Don't die.
I'm little, my legs move fast.
I'll be running like Chucky with that big knife out.
OK.
Oh, Nick, what are we doing?
Oh, that was almost bad.
Oh!
Don't you worry, don't you worry, child!
See, it's got a plan for you!
Nick, I think I want to crawl out, please, bro.
Well, the thing about that is it's not up to me.
Oh, yeah, because...
Nick!
Am I actually fucking dead?
NOOOOO I DON'T WANT IT DIED
Holy shit, this thing is crazy
Oh
Oh
One more beat, one more beat
Bro, there's a hundred spiders in here, bro
Do not get killed by a spider
What right here?
What?
What over here?
Two
Okay
You
Is it another one?
There's a three.
The cops.
Oh my gosh.
All right.
Oh my god.
All right.
Wow.
Old grandpa had an easier time getting out than we did.
Get back here, 53.
Let's get out of here.
We're on the 23 counter.
oh okay okay now okay okay let me take let me let me walk you down thought
process oh I was gonna jump on the rocket here it's our blast except out
there was no other option it's up we talked we talked about gravity already
What's this fucking badge?
Oh, grab me.
She works in mysterious ways.
Don't help me, Papa.
All right, here I go.
I made a mistake again.
Let's let him fuck off.
There we go.
Told me not to swim in a pond, but I couldn't resist.
You said there was leeches in there.
Just stop this thing.
I got a leech.
I'll go back.
Those little bloodsuckers.
Woo.
Put my fingers to your butt.
Call me.
Call me.
Let's go.
Call me home.
Yeah, let's go on a trip.
Take an Allen out.
Go on a trip.
I thought Tim said he was not coming back to Ark.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, here he is.
Here he is, it's Tim.
Yeah, ho, buddy, thank you for the drive.
Wee something a while.
Oh, there, look it.
Wee something for the drive.
Oh, hold on.
No.
Hold on, Barry.
This is fucking fresh.
Well, I'm not.
I've used my med.
Don't use your men's we don't got a lot of those you don't know where the trenches fuck fucking use any of those
You walk it out
Also, I think turned off. I'm okay. Well, I have a hatch key. I'm jumping off. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh
There goes
Run bro
oh my gosh there's a guy with what's it called a grenade launcher yeah yeah I see
it yeah but he looks like he has his hands quite full yeah we want to fight
that about welcome I'm in I'm in you're in short time but I mean you you have a
have a stamp of
that's all we'll need
burpees
I have a single T-nails
are you gonna shot? no
I could shoot one of them right now
yeah shoot shoot shoot
I won once.
Did you crack them?
No.
And twice, so.
Missed, he knows.
He knows too.
There's one.
Seven.
Not good.
You're okay.
Hey, look.
They're both max high healing like crazy.
I can't push him yet.
Alright, on me.
You know what? I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die, but he's dead, sir.
Huh?
Nice.
I think maybe you just...
If they drop, you just kill them.
Yeah.
I'm gonna snap up opposite side we panch we kill
There's a little light I've a broken shield. I don't have an extra one. I dropped two shields right over there on that corner
Okay, I'm going for it. Yeah, you buy yourself or something. I got it. It'll take me like one minute. Bye. Yeah, we got five minutes left
Fuck man, I don't have a per-shell.
Time's a-tickin' down, gentlemen!
Oh, look at that to hit you guys!
Hello, Mr. Geno.
Where the fuck is Gina?
Yo, first off, did you just call me butter bitch?
Oh yeah, you do look like a butter ball on the screen.
I can hear the fat in your voice.
Yeah, I can hear the fat.
Good job, Blue Shields.
Tell me you ain't fat.
Tell me you ain't fat, and be honest.
On the outside of that building.
So run out that door, take a left,
and then a sharp left is going to be in the bush
if you're inside the building.
Yeah, right there.
Tell him, why are you running?
Tell him, we're just a little fat ass that too.
OK, first off, Chino, you can't be calling people fat
when you are fat too.
I can hear you double chin slapping
to get the tips of your kneecaps. Okay? You fat ass. Okay? I have two titties. Okay.
You have four chins. Okay. I'm good. I'm ready to go up and slam. Oh my God.
I
Video to him I can I can I can go up there like right now
Horrible they have a tempest I mean listen man
We both know that this game is infested right and I think that's the main reason but I think he's playing tonight at us
Alright. Make a spot now.
Give me a shield chargers.
Yeah, I got some. Come over to me.
Three minutes.
Damn.
Talk to him, Nick. Talk to him.
Kino! Listen, bud.
listen bud listen cheeto listen again keep on the keep on the keep on the
listen you got two minutes about one of them we're closer to the fucking thing
that you are what you're what the fuck's the plane man
one of them just one of them just went over
We got to kill your boy!
We got to kill your boy!
We got to kill your boy!
Alright, now watch me kill your boy!
Pussy!
We got to hurry, hurry, hurry!
Oh, man.
Good shit, huh? It's good shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Easy, easy, easy!
Oh, Hatchkees scored!
I got a torrentae with gold sock.
I also have...
We're good, we're good.
I got two, I got two zips.
Yeah, I'm in two.
Look at that body, look at that body,
because it had more stuff on it.
No, I'm dead.
I got you, I can get you more gun.
One minute, we're trapped.
You gotta feel like a weirdo hop.
Yeah, yeah!
Glee with a rock with it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like you do, like you do, like you do.
Nice rain
Yeah, I'm thinking for the fiber red. I appreciate you man thinking for the love
Josh singing for the sun as well of streams lately crack a cat and I love this shit. Thanks pal. I appreciate you man
Thanks so much for the dollar
John David seven months
Ran thinking for the another five dollars super chat. Well. Good morning. Good morning PT David a prime resume
Thanks so much for the prime
It's average even the dinner tell Nick to turn down his McDonald's headset awesome for a double cheeseburger letter
I bolted saying for the pride man
That was a battle of the fat yeah in line
The battle of the petit's
Come my lady, come come my lady Sugar, baby
They can go crazy.
Hey there.
I mean there's nothing better than arc interactions you know like there's there's nothing better
than the the what makes arc a great game isn't just the game it's the community that plays
it.
Like bro arc raiders are some of the funniest and coolest interactions because the people
who play this game like Chino and others are fucking awesome to talk to.
That's what really makes this game a lot of fun.
You take VoIP out of it it would have already in my opinion died months ago.
The VoIP is what makes this game, obviously, you know, that's an exaggerated take, but
you understand what I'm saying, like, the VoIP is what makes this game incredible.
I love it.
Oh, hello.
Talk to them in Discord, then.
I don't even know what that means.
Oh, you want me to get them in Discord and sing to them, what do you want me to
do?
Sing to him what do you want me to do?
Come my lady, come come my lady
Give my butterfly a sugar baby
Think me go crazy
Chad said Timmy wants to play anything but arc?
Yeah I sent him a text, is he online already?
I don't know
Yeah, he's done overwatch. Oh, he might be playing overwatch. I sent him a text and said, uh, I
Said um, yeah, we're it's our group text. I said we could play counter strike, you know if you want to do that
I mean, I'm down for some CS practice that actually sounds electric
And I know he I know he likes that game and I we I think you know, I do too, right?
Yeah, I'll fuck with a heavy
All right, well, I mean I'll be down for that if you don't want to play arc
I'm also down for the three of us playing arc into the ad, you know, yeah
not forever
league
You laugh man, but I
Would totally put I'm not doing that today, but I was totally because I have to get it downloaded on my game
I
Gotta get that guy signed to my account download it
Tonight download tonight. I'm in so we we have
What if we did the holster, you know, what if we did this is just I'm just saying what if we did another low climb I
Literally just brought something today, bro. I know I think that we could we could I think that would hit honestly
Because imagine like it's not even about the game at that point. It's just us crashing out on each other for fucking feeding
I think we're in a good enough
I think I think I think we're
strong enough.
I think we're strong enough.
I think we're going to hold the
line.
That game has a way.
It just doesn't.
I don't know how every time it
just doesn't.
Yeah.
So I'm down. Let's let's definitely plan to do that like at least for a day. Yeah, I'm just taking from there. See what happens
Fuck I have no more teammates, bro. Let me let me make some of these real quick. Let me let me craft some shit. Yeah, you're good
Come on down
Yo, it's all a new game that looks promising. It's very promising
I don't know if you, uh, you've seen it at all, but it's called war dogs.
We watched a couple trailers today on it.
I haven't.
Basically the premise of the game is it's like a battlefield, right?
Okay.
But you are like in the game, you have to, how do I explain this?
It's all money oriented.
So like every time you bring in a kid, like if you die, you go into your stash,
You pick whatever kit you want to bring and if you die, you lose that money in that that loadout
If you kill other people, I don't know if it's a looting. I think it's just killing them. You gain money
As an entire market. Can you give me the can you give me the trailer? I would love to check and somebody give me that or I can
Actually, let me go on my trailer. I'll watch watch it with you. Yeah
Okay, super long one, but like just a little trailer
Yeah, if I can't find it
I
See this one's eight minutes. That's the one we watched. Let me see
I'd be a different one I can find here
Some I can always watch it off stream too. Yeah, I might just
I mean if it looks if it looks good looks promising
Looks promising. It's a good idea. We can use something we could use something like a little something man. Yeah
But I mean it's early bro. I mean we're talking like an alpha testing is
Okay, yeah, it's not like it's coming out tomorrow. Pretty sure it's like an alpha testing. I
Can't believe that Tim hates arc Raiders so much to the point where he doesn't even want to hop on for a couple hours before that
Because I just can't put it together like there was just a day
I think that he had they had to just be horrible where he said enough's enough on I'm just not coming back
But we all had those days with games, but dude, I mean
The the core of arc Raiders like the meat and the potatoes of the game. It's really really good
It's really, really good.
We can talk shit all day about all that stuff, and we're right to do it.
But the core of the game is really good.
And I'm surprised that he can't, at least for a couple hours, hop around.
I think maybe he is just-
I think it was.
He didn't really get sucked in like we did.
And every time he came back to try it out, he just got spam cheated.
Yeah, I guess so.
Tim is out on CS.
He's out on CS.
I mean bro like he's just like a little overwatch slut. Yeah
Yeah
I'll keep dog world solo to GM challenge
They day one. Oh, he's doing see oh
I open the stream. He said don't give a fuck
Let me listen our maps that I have played 10 to 15 years ago
Holy shit. I don't give a fuck. I here's a give a fuck. That might be a hot take a lot of people
I see everyone. Oh my god cash is back brother. I have like 500 hours on cash alone. I don't care
Man, he's getting so pissed his left eye drooping a little bit
Ten years ago or however long out it why I don't even know how long it was yo hutch
What's going on up there in the panhandle, bro? What do you mean? That's an el take listen the point. I'm trying to make it
What do you mean?
Okay, I'm gonna say something man, you know, and I love these boys. Yeah, but all three of those boys are
Getting a little
They're getting a little pissy
All three same time is am I wrong ninja quit clock streamed three hours in the past month
This guy gets online just talks about how much he hates everything every day.
You know what it is going on up in the pen handle, man.
Yeah, you know what it is, man.
I think it's I think it's one of those like you look at you and you're secluded.
You got your wife, got your kid, but at the most part, like you are in your
compound just grinding me very similar.
These guys, they're going to play golf.
going and hanging out, chilling every day. I think they're just getting, they're enjoying
the fruits of their labor, if you may, you know? The outside isn't so bad. The sun isn't
as mean as everyone said.
So they're just touching a little too much grass?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so.
Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. Maybe.
Okay. Now, I can see that.
You know? And especially like, like what we said, there's just, there really ain't
shit to do right now. Yeah, no, no, no. Game is in the lull. I was telling my wife there
that she was asking about it, you know, and I was like, yeah, you know how it goes up
and down, honey? It was slow down right now, so. But the way I look at it is I was telling
my chat this today is like, this is the time where, you know, hang out with the
boys, man. You're either going to be miserable by yourself or you're going to be miserable
with company and I'll take company any day right right man any day about you any day of
the week I love that about you exactly who's gonna carry the boats not us but we're gonna
try together we're gonna die uh you know how like girls hold on now be careful I'm gonna
Be real careful when this comes out.
Be careful, be careful.
I'm going to request some help with you and not some ale ale.
Get your shields, get your armor.
Yeah, you know how like when they, like, they have that time.
Oh.
Here.
What's up?
Nope, don't come up. Don't come up.
One more finish, one more finish.
You shocked himself or okay?
I'm gonna go here snap up there up there this is a fresh-ass raid oh yeah I'm
I'm shadowing.
Oh, they're shadowing as well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If they're on the glass, by the way, you can shoot the glass you got right there.
Yeah, we kill.
I hear them running on that.
Oh, I like it.
I like it
I just know for a fucking fact he's right there. I'm gonna go across mm-hmm. Let me open it up for you
I know you know we I mean, I like to take it slow, man. Oh you're starting to die into these fucking cheaters
Well, trust me, man, it's a lot more now, since you've come back.
Yeah, it's better just to team shoot.
Yeah, just like let it be.
Just in case.
Yeah, just in case.
I'm not going to go all the way up.
I'm going to get off on her story.
OK.
There is a jolt mine up there.
you know we have this like corny strat that we do where we each snap to like a
core like my corner on me wall right yeah well no because if you snap right
here on this top left area you got all those little dome things there's a little
like fillers yeah it's kind of weird the problem is like I've watched track
do this three times and he just snaps up and dies yeah so maybe we just chill
for a second let's just give this a
oh that's good that's good for us perfect go right behind you I'm gonna go
where ever side you go
right running in middle cross
perfect
item four times
everyone close
we're underneath
this is similar to swallowing move with it
i'm not
right under right under yeah I was trying to destroy that fucking
okay let's say I'm gonna leave you and it's straight away here he's right he's
from that wall and another guy's below us I'm gonna drop down I'm gonna fight
this guy you you you fight that good
how can I do it here what it did
I don't see him
I
Might push up on this guy. Yo, did you did you shoot that mine across on this it line? Yes. Yes. Yes, you're all good over there
I'm going over there
That door under you has a mine
I'm sorry
I don't mind, but it's like at the
Okay, I'm still cool. So I came push it
I get active I don't see your guy there. He's there. There's behind the wall. I think
Right. Yeah. He's behind this now. We're out. Bring it. Ah
You over there
Our walls not getting placed
Hey, he just landed on my head. I'm gonna try and drop here
What's pushing it? You're good to drop. Yeah, I'm dropped off this side
One dropped on me careful they're playing for me once here
nice nice murder going through the door
pushing at the forklift in the smoke healing behind the forklift
hahahahahahahaaa
hmmmmmmf
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A&$%$&
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Somebody had to move there, you know?
Something had to move
What the fuck man
I'm not going to sit there and jack myself off, all right?
No no, that's the worst
Bro what a teenage
My god
So I literally laid it on my forehead bro
I had a counter go there for a second
Yeah over the fucking top
Oh Jesus
B% B%
Shit, bitch!
So what I was gonna say is it pertains to the homies, right?
Yeah.
Not nevermind, fuck it.
Yeah, fuck it.
Whatever.
Leave that one to the folder.
Ew, we'll see him on the flippity flip.
He's also angry, man.
Angry!
Angry!
Angry grasshopper!
Yeah, I mean, well, Tyler about to have a...
What, a kid?
Yeah, bro.
Isn't that crazy?
That is crazy.
Well, all I'm saying is from experience, man.
I mean...
You want to talk about stress?
Yeah, you can.
You know what else I think it is?
You know what else I think it is?
You know what else I think it is?
I think me and you have been very fortunate
because we have been playing the games that have been hot,
right, and we've been enjoying it.
But imagine this, bro, like,
I don't know if you haven't seen it as much as I have,
because you've been really grinding arcs,
but any time you leave this shit, bro,
the amount of chatters
who are coming into this room going,
where's our graders?
Yeah, yeah, you know Tim has probably been having that for like three months because he hasn't played for shit since the game came out
right, I
Think he's probably annoyed by that as well if I had to guess it's just yeah, so he's just extra irritated by it
Yeah, I think so. That's why he's so quick to just tell everyone. No fuck you. I'm not playing
He's been rehearsing you know like a rehearsal dinner
There's there are greaters. That's what I'm saying, bro
Like I know and I didn't really experience it with with arc but with a rust
Bro, whatever I stopped playing with the homies on rust bro. You would have thought I broke up with a long-term relationship
No, I know
But it's not like what you said though. It's for me
It's like we can just play a little with the boys have some fun. I mean like
No, gotta make a whole day out of it, you know play for a little while. That's all I agree
I agree my friend.
Yeah I do agree.
I have so many dentists. Holy shit.
W.
You're a problem to have.
Do you need anything?
No.
No I'm good. I'll just sell it.
I have so much that I'm chilling.
Sold a bunch of shit. Got 400,000.
The Goopa is rich.
Moving out of the projects over here.
Good for you.
Upward and outward
No, but here's the thing it's not you guys who do it listen y'all motherfuckers
It ain't y'all it's it's the other peeps that come over here the refugees that come over here
And they're like my streamers not streaming today. You know what? I'ma do I'ma tell Hutch. He's fat number one
That's that's the entry
What's the code to the club? Hunch is fat. You know what I mean? And then I'm gonna tell him
Even though I don't watch him to go play some other shit
Now imagine that over a period of three months in your 10. Oh, bro. I'd hate this game, too
Wow, the jam. Yeah, we need a new playlist for that. What we thinking? Oh, we think it
We think we'll we think we'll thank you oh
We thank you. What would thank you?
What's a good song? I feel like if I hit return to the Mac and then go to the next one. It's gonna be
No, we already have get down on it all right music
...
Two, three, four, and a half meters, get out of here!
Over here!
I
Like it oh
Shit I look come to your plastic fog
Watch your step
What's the step?
Oh, we got out Daniels coming back to man. Fuck. Yeah, he's all good. He said I'm good everyone's good. Oh, yeah
Little misfire
Probably something probably dropped a chicken leg or something, you know, they got the wrong guy
Hey, how's the fuckin'- Uncle Jimbo got arrested for crack again!
I'm fat.
The cops are at the crack house.
Wait, there you go.
Oh, no, no, no, no!
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
One I don't understand what the fuck that was push me. I'm looking I'm looking
On you on you on he's pushing
Shots man when that all day nice fucking shots
Keep eyes on them just walk behind one of them
I got four more.
There's more. There's more coming from west.
Yeah, I'm coming for you first.
No, no, there's more coming from west.
Okay.
Please, game. Thank you.
Yep.
And we go straight to height. We have to.
Okay.
I got your shield.
Straight to height.
I'm going to kill the strong one quick.
Yeah, do it.
They're right. I think above me.
One's closer to me as well underneath my staircase.
Looking above you.
One knocked. Sorry.
I'm making it weird.
Yeah, directly underneath me. On staircase.
Making it really weird. Yeah. There's two teams.
two teams yeah it's a much way I might even be more than that oh yeah
jeez man you fucking renegades and you can't fucking b**ch this
bro you ain't ever gonna be shit again for the rest of your life right
You ain't never gonna be nothing special
But it was classic guys the classic the classic ain't shit never gonna be shit old trustworthy the old trustworthy
By the way, dude chat any any cheating on the first two. They're just running right at me, huh?
Right where I'm at. Oh, they go crazy. Oh, dude. It was so weird
I'm ready!
Let's go from the bar, hotel, motel, holiday inn.
Hotel, motel, holiday inn, we got the hotel money right there.
Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn.
Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn.
We got the Hotel Monkey right there.
There, there, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
Pop!
I hit him with one.
Pop!
Okay, why don't we get rehabs?
We should be careful of the solo below us.
Yeah, I agree.
We gotta find a little homie southeast.
He bled out.
Yeah.
Then we got another guy we killed right below,
and then we got the other guy that we killed in the very beginning.
Yeah, I'll drop down.
What's that?
Yeah, we did.
Let's go.
Will ya?
Let's get this guy first, yeah?
I'm kidding.
There you go.
Alright, so instead, let's go loot the other guy over here.
So I'm just gonna run through this real quick.
You know, they can drop, like, super below us, too.
Yeah, right in here.
Okay, with actually no loot, like whatsoever.
I see him I see him. That's not good.
Head shot at him.
Head shot at his boy.
Knocked out.
Oh dude. Holy fuck, I'm gone.
He's gone. Dead. GG.
Was yours showstoppers? Yeah, mine.
Hey, tough guy.
Hey, tough guy.
Watch out if I get mad at us, man.
It's starting to get to me a little bit.
Everybody fucking hates our cots, man.
Oh my gosh.
Hey, you up there!
Double reticade!
Suck my dick!
I think that other team's gonna come very soon.
I'm gonna go ahead and drop and lose this guy down here.
Okay, I got you over.
I got your drone I am gonna be in his body dig deep yeah yeah dig him down
tough crowd we really have been told to go fuck ourselves every single gunfight
like literally yeah ain't no one said gg said nom yeah where's the love where's
the great shots guys there's a pleasure hanging out with you I love you mind
God, you got a goobah on high and low.
Yeah, sure.
I hope you got the penis.
Birds.
Maybe.
Nope, not you.
Still one.
It's twice. This is your time. Strap.
One health, I'm going. No, I'm not.
Stamp on me. How are you?
Two.
Back one.
got one
oh no
beautiful other one's weak
did you drop?
yeah drop
okay
all the way down
okay
watch out
nice
I wasn't made for another team that knocked him
okay
from one team I'm just coming back to you yeah I do it back to your side of your
he's holding me I have you don't worry two knocked underneath us two more here
they call me Nikki fucking angles right now hold on two more coming in from
opposite side
Not bad players either. I got a guy right under me. I'm looking. What guy's crawling right here?
Nice shot on that actually
double-heading good die no don't have any nades
there's a guy right under us for sure yeah
yeah and I'm in six three they're gonna snap over
yeah they're snapping
I
Don't know I can drop me on the job
I have you have you have you
You're chillin right there. Good job right there right there. They're right across from us. Yeah, we're chillin too though
They big damage on them big
Still a guy low right get a solo low right at least yeah
yeah
bad teenage
bad teenage again
horrible teenage
imma buy one here shortly
bro how do you throw nine teenage
and not hit one you gotta sell it
crack one hit him again
One fold.
Good job.
One more here.
See?
Dude, these guys, this is so bad.
The guy in here, and the guy in your little upstairs.
Yeah.
The guy under me, bro.
Yeah.
Looking.
I hear I fucking hear it I'm gonna shop them across
That shoot shoot murder
I hate this corner corner right window trying to look for you
New team come up the hill it's crazy
Here
Do you have any mines no mines?
Kind of like our side right now we
Have to put more minds if you find any minds going going far left straight south you see you see see
Hey, shut right here
There's someone sneaking on me right now you do you do just don't get caught. I rather you just play over here
You do you want to do about the same?
I can do
put the walls back and then I'm gonna have stamina minds here in a second
I got three stamina minds I'm gonna put them all around
moving left here
Rader, down there.
Hit him three times.
He's knocked him.
Dead?
Nice.
There's another one that was shooting at him.
That's not good.
I'm going to step across.
That was good.
Happing as well.
Stamina behind right now.
Coming though.
Right here.
I'm just going.
We need to go yeah, I guess we're clean some of this
I'm gonna knock one more
Nice I've got been on 18. It's hand-beano. I
I don't care sorry big dog. I need this but I love you later
Maybe I don't know you but slam okay slam
But you doing we're doing we're doing this a dream. We're doing fantastic brother like I'd be honest
This is one of the others where it's like after we're retired, we'll talk about it. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you remember that one raid?
Remember that one time on our breaders? Or we just kind of did the thing?
We just kind of did it.
Is this fucking thing still on us?
I think so. Got a lot of bodies looted, still a lot of people here, I think.
I'm getting this one right here.
Yeah, beautiful.
Oh my boy had some stuff, a lot of gaggle of stock.
I'm gonna drop this for you, I have too many.
Okay, I got it.
Dropping right here, drop the ground.
Well, I'm going back up on height.
There's another body, I think, of top set.
No, no, no, right across, right across.
So whenever you get done looting that guy,
new body for you, right here.
Don't count later, there.
Okay, I'll go right over right there.
Yeah.
Dude, holy shit.
I need a blue shield. I got a 27-1 for you. I got a 24-durr. What's this guy's blue shield?
I mean, Chad, the map looks cool because we're not moving. If we were running around, you'd understand why everybody hates it.
Yo, can you drop on me? There's two bodies unlooted.
Got it.
Yeah, you drop on me right now.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's twiddle-D and twiddle-dumbfuck right here.
I think it actually is.
That angle.
No, these are the guys who were shooting at us.
And, uh, yeah.
You knocked both of that teammate.
I don't know if you registered that after you threw it.
No, no.
I told him that their nine teammates were horrible.
Yeah.
My one was better.
I'm kidding, both.
Fuckin' great.
Love it when it works.
Oh, gosh.
Especially like that whole sequence.
Like you talk shit and then you land a perfect one.
Like welcome to class.
I'm the teacher.
Let me show you how to do it.
Right, right.
Bro, they threw, they threw.
I'm full grade.
It's a duo, man.
Yeah.
Fucking duo.
Uh, what the fuck?
How did they have 12 teenagers?
I didn't hit that.
I didn't hit that.
I
Blow the car right
Think yeah, you're right. You thought you were gonna make it out, huh? Yeah, you thought you're gonna make it out not today, bitch
Nick there's another three bodies over here. We forgot about
There's a hatch straight... um, it's a forward.
Straight northwest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You, you, you, you, you, we didn't loot the body that you told me to loot that you picked.
I don't even know where that is.
It was the two bodies that you were looting that you were like, come down here.
Didn't we finish a guy over here as well?
Like in these bushes?
Yeah, I just, I just looked at him right here.
He's all looted
What about the guy that was talking shit they called us like
Yeah, when I drop down to loop
Yeah
I got a body right here here. Nice
All in the other guy leave me crap. Oh, we sure I think this guy kind of looted a couple of these go
individuals
and will
So we like to see tempest for
More bandages
I mean I'm maximum. I'm maxed first. I'm just gonna walk to this extract. It's already open. Sure. I was
After I check this guy
As rip
What's the time on that?
Let me see.
45.
You got time.
Alright, we're good.
Easy day!
That's the dream right there.
Dude, good rain.
Good shit.
Fuck yeah.
What's your overall value?
Out of the truth.
225?
390,000.
Like you do!
Like you do!
Like you do!
Like you do!
What's your name, baby?
Like you do!
Like you do!
I can't do it.
Dude, look it, look it.
You always were the best looter.
Don't go past the map and just look at the map, bro.
We just dated this one area from Spawn.
We got there and then we ran circles.
I've never even thought there. That was awesome.
That spot might be us, bro.
That was awesome.
The hotel is a little more tricky.
The hotel is just more areas to get ratted than that.
It's like, you push us, we're going to hear you.
Oh, you're on metal.
Go get you.
He's in the bushes.
Bro, I got five magnetic accelerators.
God damn, man.
We're kinetic, kinetic, sorry.
OK, OK.
Five kinetics on the boss are asking some questions.
Bobcats, renegades.
I mean, they all had kinetics.
Every single one of them is beautiful, beautiful.
so who okay do we like him you know he's cool and be those cool yeah yeah you're very very cool
but i'm not gonna lie i'm killing everybody it is what it is it is what it is hand be those
awesome but his loot's more important to me right now right it's what it is it's what it is if you
kill us please rest please yes yes and keep in mind that we don't abide by the same rules
is you know no so I'm called that privilege I call it greatness so call it I don't fuck you
that's what I call a fuck you fuck you fuck you all happy it was a great dude long time pub g go okay
see there's just a couple the issue is is that there is not just one hand be know in the world
but I'm down to be cool with that one sure that was very good he is
Yeah, he's a PUBG absolute demon
Love it. That's one of those games too, bro. PUBG. It's like it's a cool game, but god
People have just gotten so good at it, man
Yo, do you try to get you try to get on play that shit you go
Bro, I just like I always get
Whatever you think of poop you think of poop didn't you colossal shit
One fat shit code brown
I
Everybody get out of the way
I'm putting in your pants the gas station key. I'm locked the bathroom door
Yeah
Thank you for the 30 and doing that fucking red.
Thank you for the five miles.
The great game this morning.
There's got to be a good Friday.
I appreciate you, red.
Thank you so much for the five or twice.
Thank you for the 21 art.
Thank you.
Swirl.
Thank you for the five gift and check.
We get some WC if a swirl coming in with a tier one
and a five or to the community.
I appreciate you, man.
Josh, thank you for the five as well.
You are the most petite, muscle bound,
Lions main having peanut carrying streamer and anyone who says different is a hater. Hey, talk to him
I've been saying this for years
Between you and Nick my two favorite streamers fives are great my son Grayson 10
Locks in when you watching you guys have a good day. He's about the same height as dick now
Well, so he's four foot seven
damn
Hopefully he gets taller. Hopefully he gets taller Carol. Thank you so much for the 20. I appreciate you
Cyber thank you for the pride shout out to Grayson. What are Grayson?
Thanks for watching the stream big dog
Appreciate all the love guys. Thank you. He make even 23 months much love man beans. Thank you so much for the 38
I'm gonna go get a water
I'm gonna go get a water. I'll be right back
I
Right
Take a life in my chicken got fat again, huh?
You fucking juice. I should get kind of juicy. Look at me son. Yeah, bro
I need hatch keys and shut up. I
Need them. You know, I need them. I need a man real bad
I
That is a lot of sensors Michael
No, I need to advance electrical components. No, man. Oh
I can make it like a make you I can make these I got plenty of wires. Oh, no, I just
I am so stupid you
Son of a bitch
All right, am I going out mr. Infinite I appreciate you
Are you are you are you live or no, yeah, I'm okay. I'm saying you a little knock knock
If you don't accept it, I do appreciate you. If you don't want to accept it, then fuck you I
Accepted it. I'm back
We both need a watch. I know see you later
I walked away and my chat is gambling if I were to bring food back or not am I fat be honest
Hey, damn it, Lucie.
Hey, no, don't do that, come here Boogie, you're okay, you're okay, she's mean, she's
mean ain't she?
She's mean, you little Boogie.
You don't want to fight nobody, he just wants to love, he just wants to love.
Everybody attacks me, Chad.
You could tax me, this little weasel Lucille attacks me, I just, I'm an old man, I just
want love from my dad, am I right?
Yeah, I'm a little slower than other dogs, I'm also a pussy, but I just want love, I
just want to hang out, that's what my dad has pet me, I just want to get hair everywhere,
I'm just going to get hair everywhere on you.
I know you're going to be there.
I'll see you later.
Please see him.
You quit attacking him right now.
Don't.
I don't need you to protect me, you little asshole.
You're three foot nothing.
You're a foot tall and you attacking a husky.
That's how you die, you don't even got teeth, woman!
You got three nugs in your mouth!
And one day he gon' snap and you gon' fuck your shit up!
Now he doesn't even wanna leave, he's so terrified!
You're fine, bro. Dude.
Throw a pair of balls.
Come on, get it.
Throw a pair of balls, she ain't gonna attack you anymore!
You're fine!
Oh my god.
Lou, thank you so much for the ten gifts, dude, man.
I appreciate you, brother.
Welcome everybody.
Who's had enough?
He just wants to hang out.
Never.
Whoo.
Whoo.
Yeah, my boy.
Yeah, my boy.
Yeah.
Go on.
I'll see you later.
Lucille, get your fat ass back in here.
Don't lay down.
Corn dog.
Jesus, look who's thinking of the taggifted man, who gets some dubbies in the chat.
Now he's a pure brad Alaskan Husky, and he is dumb as a boxer rocks.
2, 3, 4,
back to the top.
Rangers are getting out.
Look at that.
Right here.
Get back to the top.
Ow.
Easy as- that's my boy right there.
That's my big dog.
That's my baby, man.
I said it before, the story of how we got blue.
You know, believe it or not, Chad, I'm not the nicest-
not just Jesus.
I'm not the smartest or the nicest
guy in the world. Me and Hayley got together. We dated for a week and a half before we thought
it was a great idea to get a dog together. A week and a half we got a dog together. I
was living in a hotel room called the Mainstay when I was playing with the Mets. I literally
was home for two to three months out of the year and I thought it was a great idea
to get a dog. Oh my god. And then I get the dog and he ends up having fucking epilepsy.
Jesus. Unbelievable. All worked out in the end. At him for six years now? He's awesome
bro. Super corky. Just an awesome dog. Squirrel, thank you so much for the titter, man.
Jack, we get some dumbs in here for squirrelling us.
Thank you so much for the gift this time.
Bro, more importantly, thank you for your giving people
a nice day, man.
Thank you for watching.
I'll show you how it works.
I don't know what this is, but it's a little bowl.
It's a little bowl of goodness she brought me.
It's so good.
Oh, did you actually have food?
Yeah.
Oh, she's asking just a bit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're gonna hunt them out later.
Oh!
Oh, snappy smack, snapper.
You red and red snapper with fucking garlic butter and lemon sauce.
Hit him again, hit him again, knock him!
Eeeeeeeesh!
Knock him, knock him, knock him up there.
I'm down to go.
Let's go.
Fuck it.
We at the hoe.
J-
Oh!
Whaaat?
Hit him boy!
Clap him.
Oh!
You to me, you to me, you to me!
You to me!
You to me!
You're good, you're good, sport.
Don't call me squirt. Oh, it's that sport. Oh, we're gonna call me sport. I
What about beer?
This bitch work I do biceps and triceps every day
Blue is quiet and gets excited or he needs to use the restroom and then he'll literally tell us verbally
Take talk roses guys like when you're a
We might want but we should save them
Let's save my save them
I
I wasn't in this budget
With you with you with you with you
What's up all the way above all the way above
With you with you with you
Fucking box man
One outside I think
I'm coming
I'm coming to get you, man. God damn. God damn it!
Get your ass up, boy. There's goop to be gotten.
No, no, no, no. We're just cleaning up. I love you, bitch.
I love you, boys. I never go stop. I love you, bitch.
Wait, wait, wait. I've been watching you just give the war, gay. That's a long time.
say say whoa right now say what
oh my swear
here's a war one on God
okay who are you
who are my teammates
I forgot bro but I just
here's the key
that's great
that is big dad
that's crazy
that's crazy
equal how do I help you okay yeah he's just a fucking fuck he's always got
he's so dirty with that role that shit you'd be doing that we are to save them
you see a life yeah he's alive unfortunately yeah it's incredibly
unfortunate but he's with us alive and well I might murder him I don't know
Oh, I'm done. Conflict.
My murder, my murder.
We will, we will.
Bloodthirsty, we will.
We will.
Oh, oh my god.
You knocked him across the map.
Why, are you, you got knocked by a guy in the run again?
He's saying that you were cheating.
I
know
You look good. Did you get knocked by a renegade from across the map?
Yes, bro. I think all the cheating. I appreciate that bro. Yeah, thank you
I appreciate my guy my guy
Thank you
Appreciate the love man appreciate the love
oh here we go man you better be careful bro you better be careful
hey you know you can't shout you can't for less
god damn it don't make me shit you roll on your ass right now watch this one
on us stay look at that you see it yeah i saw it i hit it first
i need a res no come come come come come come
Oh
His wrist doing that on them, okay
Yeah, he's a crackhead for sure. Oh wait, I have a lot of guns. Is he one of those like pick talk demons?
Yes, yes, yes arms leave on them a glass mouse pad
Gotcha
Yeah, give them all touch
Wait
I've been playing you know how it goes my man my man appreciate that bro. Thank you
Thank you
I think I'm going to get it.
I think I got two teams back there last.
You guys can't have a real body here.
A G, what up?
Alright young lad, I hope you have a great day
rolling around doing what you do.
Godspeed brother.
I do believe that we will use your hash key.
Oh wait, I don't got a hash key.
Oh wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I'm broke too, I don't got a hash key.
What do you guys think?
Let's get out of here gentlemen.
God damn it!
God damn it!
Don't use his hash key.
Don't you shoot me!
The whole way we made Hutch use the key dude.
That's crazy.
Come on, let's stick it in the billionaire of the game.
Yeah, we don't have a hatch key. I'll take his word for it.
I wouldn't, shit.
I wouldn't!
Oh, man.
You know what's funny? I see a bunch of those, like, little arc tier lists come out.
Right, I saw one that was like rating a bunch of people in our and they put Nick on like the very bottom and it was like
I'll be honest, I was kind of salty I didn't make the list a little bit
You know even thought about your ass
They did a controller to your list. I even make it
Yeah, I mean that's a shame. That's a shame
You know, you don't you don't you don't get the respect you deserve Thanos. Oh, there's literally like six controller players
I didn't make the six
By the I put you up against the best of them
Say I put a track up but when we play with track
I don't know what are real and what our fate comes because there's no way he's hitting that many headshots
I
He low-key is always in the chats like you never gaining by he's also the most loved by the chats like that
I don't I never met anybody who doesn't love that little Venezuelan man. I think people just feel bad for him
I'm sorry, I think like, here's one Nick.
Oh, fuck.
Well.
Some of my chat told me that, I don't know if you were asking about this, but he wants
me to tell you about me getting my ass whipped during a brawl on the field. Would you like
to listen? Oh shit, no he's deafened. Oh he's deafened. Next time. Next time. I tried.
I tried, Crispy. Hey, yeah. I always want me to tell you stories about me losing and
shit, you know? How'd you like that hat, Brent?
Brother, this is the best hat I've ever worn, not sponsored, not hashtag ad. I'll tell you
this, if you don't need to wear them, don't get them.
Melon is for the triple the XXL human beings. All right? If you below six foot one, you
don't need these hats. You below six foot, you don't need these hats. But if you
You got a large head and I mean a large head.
Now there's people who are five, 11, six foot, they got them domes, they got an extra cushion
to the pushing, you know what I'm saying?
If you got a big ass head, these are where it's at.
No doubt.
Every hat I wear, I am on the very last latch on the Velcro in the back of the
snapback.
Look at this.
Look at this.
I'm all the way there.
It's amazing, bro.
I love it.
I love it.
I love wearing hats that actually fit me.
As well, whenever I wear hats, it fits me like this.
Like it sits on top of my head.
This one, it goes all the way around the dome.
It's so nice.
Okay, that's my fucking forehead, man.
Eat my dick.
It's called melon.
I love it, bro. I love it. Make sure you get the XLs though. If you got a big head, now
they come in regular sizes, but they got a small, they got a regular size, they got an XL.
If you got a dome, get the XL. It's, bro, it's amazing, man. I don't wear any other
hats. It has really good breathability too. Like right here, it's like a mesh where
wind can go in and your heads never sweating. But I hate about new eras, bro. If your body
sweating, your head is sweating in a new era, you know? And I wore new era my entire life.
That's the only thing that I ever wore.
It floats? I didn't know that.
Good golf hat? Oh yeah. I love it, bro.
I love that.
Odyssey, what in the fuck is that picture also?
I saw something in the Discord, I don't know who posted this, but I want you to know fuck
you, okay?
What is this, man?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
That's the most insane thing I've ever seen in my life.
I think we ban AI, you know what I'm saying?
Actually, all my thumbnails would be chalked in, never mind.
You're 6'6", 300 pounds, how do you lose in a brawl, 6'8", 6'8", give me my extra
two inches because 300 makes more sense. Maybe six, seven, like three quarters now. Let's be
honest, my back is chopped. I'll tell you guys the story. Okay. Playing against New York.
For the Yankees. Their affiliates called the River Dogs. Long story short, I had this guy on my
19 Dominican pitcher. He was 5759 through 96. Okay. Name was Valera. No, not Valera.
I'm forgetting this name. It doesn't matter. Wish I remembered so you could look them up
and you could see how short this guy is. He goes up there. He's pitching. He's a closer,
middle-relief guy. It's a guy in the back. Dudes like Dominican guy, probably
It's 264 massive, hit him in the back, the guy shows him up, you don't know what showing
him up means, basically means it's like saying fuck you like with his body like he gets hit
he takes it he points it bad at him, gestures at him, crushes him out in Spanish, flips him
back, umpire gets in between him, you don't do that, you don't do that, you don't
do that, you never do that, so I'm coming in after him it's like the seventh inning,
I'm coming in after him, he walks in the dugout, he had a bad outing, he ended up giving up a couple of runs, I don't think it was like a game that we could win, it wasn't very close, or we were winning and there was no way of them coming back, either way, I don't know.
I had to get my innings in, so he comes in the dugout and I look at him and I was like, poppy, poppy, hooky, he comes over and I'm like, hey, you want me to fuck him up?
And he looks at me, hits me with a little grin, gives me the head shake, done deal, done deal.
We have a contract in blood at that point.
I get on the mound, do whatever I do, guy comes up, I put as hard as I could, had to
be anywhere from 94 to 96, straight in his back.
Now here's the deal, when you hit people, hitting people intentionally is a normal
thing in the sport of baseball. Okay, there's gonna be old heads in here. You
don't do that. You're gonna hurt them. No, you can't hit somebody. You just never
hit someone in the head or in the hands or in the knees. You never aim for the
knees because you can break something. You can break some in the hand or you
can seriously you could kill someone with a headshot. Okay, you always middle
of the back or the thighs or the ass, not the knees, not the hands, not the
head period. That's fucking plonk them. Sure enough, he starts walking down that line.
He doesn't even look at me. I've already made up my mind. It's about to go down. Like, you
know, there's no world where it's not going to go down. Like, this is it. Like, it's,
this is that moment where it's going to go down. So I start walking towards him.
hell breaks loose everybody's yelling at each other and my trainer walks over I
think you're thinking of a different story than the Yankee story I think
you're thinking of whatever I played in the against a team from Mexico but me and
this guy just started exchanging blows he whooped my ass I got rattled I whooped
his ass I feel like he didn't even feel it to be honest I mean I hit the shit
out of this guy and it was like it.
Nothing even happened to him and then the trainer split us up.
Now the team Mexico story is a little different than that.
Very similar, but I was on first base.
And these guys were running down the line and they would step on my heel.
Every single time they ran down the line, they'd step on my heel to try
and give me to pull up the bag so they would be safe.
And, uh, they ran down that line.
They stepped on my heel.
I looked at the umpire.
I said, the next guy who does this.
I'm gonna get in a fight with him.
And the young park goes, oh no, no, no, don't do that.
I said no, no, no.
The next guy who does this shit, I'm gonna fucking get in a fight with him.
And sure enough, the guy who gets up, probably 6'1", 6'2", 755 pounds, okay?
I mean, I'm talking about Shrek from the swamp.
I'm talking about this guy was so big that if he was elevated 100 feet in the
air and drop he would leave a crater. Sure enough, he steps on my heel. I turn around
and I lay it on him from North Carolina all the way to the southernmost tip of South Carolina.
And the worst thing that has or could ever happen, happened in that moment.
I had a little bit of aggression coming from the...
The worst thing.
He fucking tanks it.
He hits me with one of these.
Poof!
And my heart, at that moment,
skipped a beat a little bit.
But I didn't get time to register what just happened,
because a right hook was coming at the speed of light.
The hand of the good Lord was graced upon my chin, and my knees have never buckled so fast.
I mean instant wobble. Like the time stopped but sped up at the same time. You know what I'm saying?
Like the worst of the worst of things happened in that moment. One second let me help them.
Oh
They're shooters. Yeah, they're shooters
Okay
You look so good
You knew what you were doing.
Oh my, oh, oh.
Dang.
Okay, hold on, wait, wait, wait.
Team below them and the team flanking them.
Here you go.
I cracked that guy and hit flesh.
We needed to show, we needed to show.
There's a team behind them and then two teams inside.
You can wherever thirst you can.
One thirst dead?
Beautiful.
I'm gonna shoot this. I'm gonna kill it.
Alright.
Right side. It's unit.
Headshot.
Damn.
On walkway.
I suck ass.
the
shots
i have a lot of redemption there
i think we can
this is that team
that's the team that i have a hundred feet in there
oh sure
there's a different team under there
they can't push up because we're gonna shoot them
because we have a shell under there
they can push from the other side
they can't they can't
what do you mean they can't? it's a game
There's not a staircase.
The only staircase is on the other side.
The other side, they have to snap.
Yeah, they're not going to do that.
Really?
I thought there was a double staircase, and you said?
No, sir.
OK.
I mean, on the other hand, I could definitely
Are they all the same because there's a staircase here?
I'm confused.
Yeah, they're all the same.
Look, look on our left side.
Look on our left side.
This is a come up.
There's no staircase.
I'm over here.
I'm over here.
I'm over here.
Yeah, that's to go inside.
Yeah, they can't go up here on the roof.
Oh, no.
Yeah, no, no.
I was just saying that they have a staircase that they could like.
Oh, on the roadway.
Sorry.
That's all I was saying.
That's all I was saying.
Got you, got you, got you.
You can only go up from here.
Got it.
OK.
You can't go to the other side.
I can play aggressive and play here.
You guys can watch over to see if this team doesn't pick me.
Yeah, you can.
It's really, really bad though, to be honest.
Unless you just want to play patient, it's up to you.
Yeah, I think we just chill per second.
I think he's white at the bottom there. Yeah, he's got a pharaoh. I don't think he's that rich
What
We go we go we go we go we go we go we go we go we go
I
Got a mean one way or some shit
Oh guy top right definitely weird a lot of you I killed his boy down below again Nico behind this behind the schedule
He's weird
Good job Niko.
Here we have your dolly up.
Coming up the stairs.
We're going down the stairs, Nick.
Now it's time.
I had your stairs.
Like your upper stairs.
Hey, I got you, dude.
I'm gonna try to look for it.
Fuck your gun.
Not good.
Yeah, that's not good at all.
I'm alive.
We're good.
Okay.
Nice.
I have your push.
Just play back a little bit.
Don't let him quit swinging.
I
Don't know if I know plan your side Nick you can like watch over the third shot me
Yeah, I have a lot. I mean you go to the door. There's a reason why on that door
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry heading over now
There's one down to the other side.
One, one held on this guy.
Twinkie, there you go. Right there.
Beautiful.
I got the other one.
Nice, huge. Hold that up, hold that up.
I just want to be the first to admit that I'm not doing anything.
No, you're good. You have my watch on.
Yeah, for sure.
Oh, okay.
We'll call it that. That's fine.
Go team go!
Ha ha ha!
I'm gonna digest this food a little bit and I'm gonna move around.
Uncle of Fatal!
Oh shit!
Oh shit! God damn it!
Oh that belly flopper right there man.
This is the geared guy right here.
This guy and the guy who's on that little shelf that you killed up top Niko.
Yeah, I'm with a bad guy right now.
What do you got?
Four renegade four.
Sure.
And a renegade four is this surge coil deployable device that periodically
electrifies the area around itself and briefly stuns anything caught within it.
Is this new?
Yes.
Any, any trap?
I don't really see it too much.
Is it worthless?
Five dark right there.
I'm not really sure.
Yeah, that's good.
Oh, shit.
I got an idea and I'm probably gonna die for it, but I just wanna see what happens, okay?
Watch the vaporized though.
That's exactly where I'm going.
Okay.
Let me see you, urgh.
No, I just got canceled, damn.
There he goes.
It only hurt me and it did nothing to the vaporizer.
Oh, hold on.
Oh, shit.
Kinda heard it. Still heard it.
Still heard it.
Still heard it.
And it's off.
Oh, great new device. Great new device.
Oh. New team.
Not good.
Never again.
I'm gonna try this I guess.
Gonna snap on those fools over there?
One of them died.
I don't have to fucking equal it.
I'm gonna vaporize it with these fucking secret nades.
Are they getting screwed over there?
They are.
One of them died.
I think they got flanked.
Are we trying to kill this thing?
It takes so long.
that stupid shield too. We'll just let it be aggro.
Yeah, I hate whoever made this thing.
It's like shit.
There's still a lot there.
on them now it's just like so strong that I don't like seeing it
they're like right here we're trying to hide from it we should move now we should
move now
well off the left side left side he didn't come all the way though
80 90 90
Got body ass
That's a snap out of your ass right there. Take a bunch right there. Snap out of the ass
All this we should be inside they can look for better careful
He's looking for better that shot
My snap
is going up this one go up
out snap going
this is the plan here
going up from the inside here
please man right when I go up
down on me
coming up with you
Oh
By somebody I think
Maybe like a delayed I don't know can't get from that guy cuz he was sitting around a corner with no gun out so it makes sense
Pleasure pleasure doing business with your heavy pleasure. Oh
Harry
I need whites, I got two herbals left and I got to put one of them on, then we are
to continue our adventures.
I'm gonna be honest, I got no shield left to continue our adventures.
Okay, we can leave.
Did you think I'd have to snap out of his ass?
Yeah, he had absolutely nothing other than to snap.
Actually that's a lie, he had a bobcat with a kinetic, I don't know how I forgot
that.
fuck yeah there's a little detail now
oh you were so spoiled
I love it
beautiful art there are shots up home
onward if one so does so
wish so to desire so
I'm down
See the problem on this map is usually when we hear shots, we just kind of ate it, right?
But this isn't the map where you can traverse through the lands
Without being spy guys, there's so many things
Are we going for that side get weight off?
Yeah, I'm gonna have to know if you know push it
I'm gonna have to lose some weight though in-game of course a couple of snacks up here. Just in game
What do I drop bro? I'm cutting off the hatch Niko. I don't know what I saw the explosion, but
You just get awesome bushes man
You're crawling the explosion was only in good
by those buildings.
Do you go outside?
Okay, I'll see you.
Yeah, come on, let me take dog out after this ride.
Unless you have a red box around your character, then that might be a little bit of an issue.
I wonder if in that little underground spot, where you like...
The paper's mad.
Yep.
I think that's exactly where they are.
The roof.
Yeah, you do, you do.
Yep.
It's all fire.
Not that I said that shit.
I
Can come up
I got no shield left. Good luck guys
And we'll got an extra shield on them
on the truck
got him?
yeah I got him
anyone have an extra shield?
are you guys watching the rain?
anyone have an extra shield?
nope nope nope
I got to take some space boys
I
Go to the opposite side Nick
Crack away this way me come on come on
I killed him. Oh my god. You do do do do do come on. I'm here. I'm coming down on me. He's dead. Nice, dude
One more one more one more
Get those fools and get those shields trying
watch the shield there on the other guy come on
oh he's coming up
we're dead
don't die of this
guys
what are you looking at
holy shit
stupid motherfucker
I knew he was going to be staring at his boy
he knows boys coming down on me on me
yeah exactly I knew that
don't let him fit me
best opportunity to go
It's a no shield push bro.
I love when they try to do it.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Don't worry, I'm right at you.
Don't worry.
He's gonna finish me.
He's gonna finish me.
He's gonna finish me.
He's gonna finish me.
Oh, bro.
I just found one.
I guess I found one over here.
I
Drop me deep if you have one he said he said
Drop me deep for you a case. I need I need whites. I have no whites. I have a broken shield
Let me take Lucia. It's actually
just let you look down he's looking down not good
shoot
I'm trying to get space
one guy just fell somewhere I'm in me
I see you teach I'm looking the last hand over here that's it
yeah
They can sit right there on that little light trailer, careful.
Alright, cap once twice.
Get this full.
He's just light marking.
Trying to watch you.
I have teammates, can you get this full on me so maybe we can swap a shield right near you and me?
carry less who fucking gets it should be in front of you you should be able to see it
right there. Yeah, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see.
Hey, not yet.
There.
So, you got that, it's like killer over here.
Yeah, I got to smoke, I got to smoke if you want to live it.
Just wait and smoke it.
Don't smoke me, don't smoke me.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, our learners they might be running I guess I don't know. I just trying to get a loot
We can go out behind me. It's gonna be a quick. I don't want them good. I'm just gonna live
Trolling really rolling
of the
of
I
Do it
I see her. I mark no, I thought I saw
I pulled a bobcat off that guy, but it's not the gold stock one, so.
I think they're sneaking over there, unless they already came over here to hatch.
Yeah, I don't know I had to creep up you just gotta get you just gotta get a shield you have to get a shield
It's first first order business. I know I know the body
That's time I like win in one of these
There's gonna be so many bodies gonna be sitting in corners, bro. Yeah, they will
I'm like almost sure of it
They want don't don't
It's all before you die. Just chill
Check that
All right boys once you guys are finished with all this I put like five kimpus in a tree
But we actually are going places and we're looting things.
That means something, you know?
Like imagine that there was a key room at the bottom of this where you only got five uses
and there was an item like the golden arc power cell or something that you could sell for a hundred thousand space dollars.
Imagine that.
Imagine if purple shields were actually useful and they cost a large amount
there was something to work towards with that purple shield.
That'd be cool, man.
Those aren't ideas.
Those are statements that make extraction shooters great.
Yeah, but guys, cheaters exist in every game. Yeah, Delta Force is a lot of fun, but I promise
if Delta Force had 300,000 concurrent players like ArcGrader has, and now they have 100,000,
it would have the same problems. I referenced Tarkov. Tarkov was literally hardly any cheaters.
Tarkov blew up and had 300,000, 400,000 concurrent players, probably less than that.
And then when all the legitimate players left, the only players that were left were dads
and cheaters.
That's just, that's, that's called being a successful game, sadly.
I hate it as much as you do, but it's just the truth.
Yeah, I mean I just listen you can't you can't fix cheaters. I just think that they need to make the game
Have a little bit more meat and bones. You know what I'm saying a little bit more meat on the bones
What's the problem with that? I just say it to kill people
All right, if y'all ready for me to guide you to the bush Nico, I got you walk straight
Yeah, keep going
Turn a little bit to your left
Keep going straight
What am I hearing what am I hearing?
Okay
All right stop turn to the right
All right, it's gonna be in that batch of trees, I believe go walk forward
Check the tree to your left real quick. I
Just know it's right in this area somewhere anything here
No, go turn turn to your right turn around
you know why I was saying Leslie you know two gold stocks Joey thank you so much for
Gifted you're an absolute legend bro. Jack we know some loving air for the big dog Joey. I
Love you, man. Thank you so much. We love you on YouTube on Twitch everywhere. Thank you
Well, John it's it's just John said imagine if you could put like a stat track on your gun or you can name it or you
Could change the color on it and make it more personalized everything. You're sure
We are just at the point now where we just need a little bit more, more meat.
That's it.
Give us more reason to play.
Give us high tier loot areas.
Give us boxes in our stash to put our guns in.
Give us things that like, you know, give us chase items like bro delta and you
don't have to like delta.
That's fine.
It's okay to say a game's actually a game.
chase items like bro delta and you don't have to like Delta that's fine it's okay to say a game's
ass in your opinion and still say that it has some cool things in it okay we can all agree
it's Delta the greatest game ever no it just does a lot of things good and it does a lot of
things bad one of the good things it does is the looting in that game is immaculate you could
put thousands of hours in that game and still feel like every time you play it you have
something to work towards I just feel like if art did
20% of what Delta has in their looting rather this game
Would be even better than what we think it is now, you know
It'd be incredible he's so much fun
Chasing reds chasing like instead of a fucking purple sailboat
actual cool shit in our stashes let us walk into let us walk into this room and
see this stuff on the wall let us put the guns that we actually want to put on
here on the wall let us have cool shit not apricots on our shelves let us look
for a one-of-one item that's worth 500k that we don't sell it but it looks
sick in inside of our room shit like that would be dope that'd be awesome
That'd be so sweet
Alrighty I'm back
Welcome back. I think we drop you all the stuff in your body and then catching it out
No, no, no, listen, bro. I got so much shit. I really don't okay. I'm not pressed. I'm cool
Either way we have all that stuff too, so if you need I just I and I'm gonna say this
I highly doubt I play this game if I'm not playing with y'all or if I'm playing with peanut and I'ma lose that shit anyway
So if anything
I am bringing you the snapbook though. I was just gonna ask if a goop. I had a snap
Do you see what I'm saying bro my man
It's my man
I need modules man so bad and holy fuck put both these away have so many guns I
just have no materials to make shit bro
oh she gets her recycling shit I know I just do it as I go
yeah yeah it's hot out here I agree I think yeah I agree I agree I agree I
I agree. I think all of us are, you know, I think this is like one of the first times the general like player base
PvE and PvP included kind of have the same consensus, you know
Like I don't even I don't even think that PvE players are like
Riven tides that with this updates fault. It's not bad, bro. It's not bad at all. It's just
After the amount of time we've waited for it. It's just it's not like where's the emperor
Where's that big-ass emperor bitch at I want to see the emperor I want to go fight the emperor with my homies, man
I want to go die over and over again in top figure that bitch out
Are you all bringing the renegade and Bobcat back would I need to bring another one? I don't mind I
Can bring one. Yeah, I got him. I got him. You got him. Okay
You you bring ammo. Can you bring ammo? I got ammo. I got everything you want to what?
How do you how do you like your bobcat? It's rather for laughs your little gold stock on that thing gold stock
That's it. That's all I care about gold stock and on the renegade
Don't care. Just whatever
perfect
Okay, you bring in why I got I got both guns in a snap hook
Cool sounds good. I got everything else
Don't think of the 1500 bits hot take do you think it'd be a different story of the higher tier weapons and items
that didn't have blueprints blueprints ruin the looting experience. Uh, yeah, kind of. I mean,
the thing is, is like the game is, is, is built around blueprints now, you know, and I don't think
blueprints is a bad thing. But I do think that there should be guns and items in the game
that are very rare. And it's like, you got to find it to use it 100% and they should be
very strong. But I think giving everything a blueprint is not a good thing. No. But again,
it's that way in every other attraction shooter besides this one. I think that's the reason
why a lot of those have, you know, a lot of, they've lost player base, but they also
held that player base for way longer. Say whatever you want about Tarkov. I'm the
number one shit talker about Tarkov. That game held its player base for five years, you know?
Like it took a long time to kill that game because the loop was so good.
No, Tarkov is not still alive. Yes, it's kicking, but it's
bleeding out as we're speaking right now while they're making the most brain dead
updates to ever exist in all of mankind with the development team that have
lists and just are so disconnected it's okay yeah you know I got nothing to cost
them homes I respect the game and what they did but I hate the updates they've
made the last two years
I mean yeah it is and they're wild the time is being taken they're gonna
to continue to lose the players, you know?
He's white-spin.
I'm gonna kill you!
Fuck you Ezekiel!
My teammates left!
Who left me?
What the fuck?
Do not waste a D-Vib on a free kid, you murderer!
I'm gonna find that house to the east and he fuckin' left me!
I'll be honest, if you weren't free I'd save you!
First up left, first up left!
You!
You're not gonna fuck with me!
You're kidding me, bitch!
Shhh!
Shhh!
I'm looking.
You're going insane? Yeah, I mean dude.
Tarkov's is the greatest game ever ruined.
I still believe Tarkov was the greatest about the greatest game ever made.
they've just they've made it to the corner where I don't even want to play that show
I think he's dead, he's dead on the
there he's like nice and give up
like that's a new shred bro low freak low freaky deaky yeah I see in here we are
I
You know say you're not say
I'm finally doing the game though. I mean again like I have over 5,000 hours and dark off like I trust me
I played the absolute water the guys weren't around during those days, but a lot of aren't you?
Parkoff is like my second most played game ever. It's like I have so many hours in that game man
Number one gk rp
we definitely we definitely heard shots over I don't
I'm watching you. I'm watching the door right here.
I'm going to the left side of it.
Moving out.
Headside of one.
Action boy.
You can swing that neck.
Yeah.
I'll go home.
Dude, the map is dope.
That one.
This one.
The map is cool.
I don't get the full on this guy up here.
A lot of fun to play.
In my map ranking,
this map over dam probably got blue shield I get it's a stick matter to
matter that's close to me I'm gonna go over to Nick
type one
I mean my map pool would probably be blue gate this is a yo statement but I like
I love space for it. I like space for a lot.
Where are they?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Let's get in.
I broke one.
Rocket here, careful.
Shredder is on them. You're under them, but we're far away.
way
I got my rear
They're free
No, no, they're not water. What do you guys have like that?
No, he's only one literal lit solo
I cracked one might just take this rocket here out. I don't know
So annoying of it. Yeah careful. It's gonna look for us
Yeah, we're gonna take this thing out, man.
Back up there.
They're going towards that door, Nika.
They walled out here.
Oh, dude.
I
Shot from the left outside, I took wall down so I start shooting this side. Oh my god
Like thank you our graders this is awesome, man
good lord shot that guy once I might just step up here
it's not all you know we so much are gonna
are you good
I'm trying to come up because I have destroyed 10 line art
the front right propeller on the rocket here is almost dead
Yeah, right.
Make that 11 arc.
Make that 12.
Shoot front left.
Front left and front right, both pretty weak.
Grab the guy over there.
God, bro, are you fucking kidding me?
That's right dude, it's fucking rough.
Alright Tom, we're coming up.
Down?
Yeah, it's right here.
Niiiight!
Thank you.
Hey!
Woo!
that there you what
okay all right now we can work on this team in there 20 seconds for nine more
spawn drag flesh or else you've got a commentary man I already got you on the
right him twice he's still there he's right on the right side I think you can
Yeah, you should be able to peek it.
Rock one.
Find the windows.
I'm coming over now.
Shits y'all.
I'm up the stairs on me.
Got a kill.
Dead.
Nice.
You're too dead.
Last one's on the other side.
Dead.
Alright, he's on this.
easy they should be it's his brother
man when arc wasn't fucking us we killed these guys pretty quick
this crazy it is fucking insane like when it's really bad
I thought I kept this guy on it must be heavy shield
Watch the blue pizza as you loot that.
Got it.
We got to kill this guy first.
Oh my god.
Have an angle very soon.
Looking.
Oh shit, he was behind me.
Cracked him.
Yeah, you're gonna free kill right there.
Uh-oh.
That's good.
That's good.
It was never supposed to be pretty.
Oh!
oh I'm so bad how much just jumped off the damn crane mommy mommy
make the little men fly
I
Just fucking happen I've never seen that before
Let's open this up for the blue for the blue Zuz. Yeah, it'd be great
It's all you think I good second feet do I'll be a little pizza
Where's this brah I guess a care pack I
Think we kill a role player down here
Let's let's kill this and then we'll have a little hash out in front sure West yeah
I'll be in right maybe up top yeah
top right I should be back max up top
smoke here I'm not saying them
Hello, I'm calling about your Microsoft account
You purchased 1600 mires on one?
Oh yeah, it's your farmers. That's team farmers.
Yeah, he has a brand new to the game. RIP.
401.
402.
Let me do you one more!
Oof, I don't feel good about that one.
That's only just kind of walk away. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, in what it is. Let's put it down. Oh
Shit man
Be an athlete be an athlete be an athlete be an athlete
We're dialed
up up in the way let's
anyone camping the night that I will steal your credit card information
that guy was awesome I hope he's doing good today you know
we were playing daisy we had this indian teammate
it was fucking awesome a little piggy can run what do you say
The most north part of it here is south I don't remember
Oh
If you are camping this, I'm gonna steal your card details.
Nick, we're kind of at that time.
If we did want to head over early, we could.
If not, I'm down to go over at the time it starts.
It's up to you, bro.
Let me take 10 hours.
I was thinking we go like an hour early.
And we start in two hours.
Oh, is that four hours?
No, two hours.
Yeah.
Got it.
Didn't know.
Got it.
But let me make sure.
Yeah, three to five PMs, ET.
CT.
Is that four to six?
That's four to six, bro.
So I'm down to swapping an hour, though.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Cool.
Yeah, Delta in an hour, yep.
You got calling?
I'll go back.
No, Papa, I stream from different spots.
We've been more cases.
Chad, should I message and ask him to have cases ready for me?
Bro, I'm going to be honest, listen, I know we opened up a hell of a gun yesterday.
I say we keep ripping them.
I say we keep ripping those until we get an actual crazy one.
What do you guys think?
Cause like the red one's cool but it's not like a 99%er.
I want a 99%er.
you
Next song
We already did a show and tell the the the safe
Have we do some cases I'm in we don't get they don't send me coins. I'm gonna just spend money. Okay
We're swapping in an hour, three o'clock.
I didn't know the words on that one.
I thought it was gonna say my love.
They're cooking me a next chat where they say.
I just looked and all I saw was hutch looks like an 80 to 90s PE teacher.
The hell?
I think I'm the best jungler in
the league tournament. I don't
know if there's anyone else who's
a better jungler than me. If it's
Ludwig or me, I'm taking me all
day. I'll body Ludwig in the
jungle against his team. Um.
I'm better than Jacob Bacon the
jungle. I'm not going to get
the jungle. If it when you're
ready to I don't know if there's
anyone in better jungle. No I've
been ready for like five minutes.
Who am I going to run in the
jungle? I don't know. I was
actually going to come to
you guys. Thank you for telling
me. What do you guys think? I
I feel like Volibear is tanky enough to where I can get in the mix with Doublelift.
I like to play Yi, but I don't think Yi is a character I should play to enable Doublelift to do his thing, you know?
Zack would be solid.
Yeah, Ludwig is, he's gonna have to learn something in Mundo. I'm banning that off the rip.
I do play Mundo Mundo is my what I play in the top lane. Yeah, I like Mundo
I'm a Mundo main in top lane. That's what I climbed to gold one last season on or season before last
No last season
No, I don't know. I remember
No top lane is not worth it bro because they just sit under tower and I can't I have to play jungle because what's gonna end up
happening is, is I'm gonna have to take care of double lifting the bot lane, and
I'm gonna get fed by killing all of the noobs in their lanes, and that's it.
Skump's a good jungler, I'll body skump in league, no doubt. I'm not worried about
skumping in league. Now, Cod, I have no chance. He's my daddy, it is what it is.
Oh
Yo, did that just not explode? Yes, I just kind of fell over. Yeah
Wait, it's all not exploding.
Did you see that? It didn't explode either, right?
Yeah, no.
Nice.
I don't have the mines for this one, Hudgie.
We are...
a little blind down here.
Well, it's alright. I got mines.
Somehow, this is the first raid I brought mines in.
I'm a mine, I don't even know what you call, and then I'm...
You have the uh...
No, give the...
Oh no, no, no, no.
Alright, that's kind of what I meant.
Sorry.
Yeah, he's only gonna give a fuck about your little ass minds.
Yeah, give a fuck about him little Joe minds.
Hey laddie.
Let's bitch your ass, Joe minds.
Alright.
Blue's mind and both Zips are mind.
I'll be sure to just mind...
At walk, to be honest, but it is what it is.
grab some batteries I'll hear that Joel minds work for it too I don't think so
I'm gonna work consistently sometimes I mean I get it and in this raid where
there's no audio I highly doubt anything you're working though they might
even hear the joke go off I've never seen that before any of the first for me
hey who's in there
what's your worst huh yeah you do it's a little cute little pile there for you
I have a bunch of little trinkets.
Check out some of them.
Oh, long.
Oh, two.
Come on, come on, come on.
Three, they got runs.
Run in the middle.
One's closer.
Got closer.
One's in the mid, two in the back, the back part.
I got you really weak, you really weak!
I'm going to do it, doesn't it?
Good job.
The rest is going.
I'm here.
Back that guy. Great job, Jacob.
Great job, great job, great job.
Good stuff.
I didn't show stop this. Was that you? Oh, that was tough.
Got that.
Catch it on.
Learning not allowed to learn.
Say stupid. You stay useless now forever.
I'll have to be smart.
If it feels good you ain't doing it right
What time do y'all got a lead today in an hour?
Who are you playing with today?
Hoaching cloak. Oh, bro. Hoaching cloak
Poach on another level man
I
See you
Short angry guy. Oh god
That was blowing up
Boys I'm running the shop. Yeah. Yeah. Oh
Is he he's getting ready for the server hell. Yeah, man
sounds like it's on the extract right this building right far knock knock
Who's there? The boss this year!
Brian Earl Spielner.
It's your cop!
What the hell's going on in here?
Oh no.
Well, they're all giving up
Tough way to go fire damn man tough way to go
Tempest
I feel life and then hush crushes you yeah, oh well I do that
Now if y'all don't mind I've just got a little bit of business Southside
There's a slack quick
It's going to help me and it's going to help hutch.
Heco, you just stand there and look pretty like you do.
Okay.
I didn't really hear what you said, but I'm here, I was down here.
yo boys good news I just got given 500 Delta tickets each what is what is Delta
tickets
It's clean! It's clean!
Is that the Quince the only stuff?
It's clean!
Hot damn, son.
I was just like, falling up like lego, now.
Yeah, it's like just falling over, right?
Heh heh heh.
Anybody know?
I'm not seeing enough movement!
I know it's raining and my hair is red!
I'm gonna see.
Well let's step it up!
We'll pop on in the air?
Oh, it's for loadouts.
Fuck yeah.
Oh!
That's a teammate.
Okay.
I see you're in the mood to fuck around.
I
How'd you can do that if you won't yeah, let's come here blue pizzas on me
I'm currently messaging Delta to try and get us codes to open up cases. Sorry, okay, never mind do do what you do best
Let me get your way now good news is is we have a bunch of giveaways for chat today. Have you got yours yet?
Nice W. We did some yesterday, but they're saying that they have like a
It's got a hundred
We should be able to just slam giveaways the whole time the entire time
Everybody check under your chair. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. There's a Ferrari
Fast
Oprah likes hers in red
Good old Oprah good old Oprah man
I want to get the chance going.
Uh-oh.
What are you going to say?
No, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
It's a lorry.
How should I go out there?
Yeah, how should I go out there?
Let's save it for tomorrow.
Oh wait.
How should I go out there?
Save it for tomorrow.
Next week?
Oh wait.
They can probably take it away.
They off.
See you at the beach.
Uh.
Can't go to the beach.
Ninja said you're not invited.
We don't negotiate with terrorists!
Right now?
We're watching one of us, to be honest.
Yeah, or...
Set up?
No, no, hell no, hell no.
No, we've got to set up.
And two blankets, like with his little puppies.
Yeah.
Uh...
Jess on the other side of the room.
It's like a handful of a hundred dollar bills. Just like flipping his thumb through it just to remember like I don't have to shrink
Yeah, right, I don't have to do anything. I don't want to do
Oh, that was long haul but if you
Had a bit of a
Oh, these Ark aren't making noises when they die, it's tricking me out.
Yeah, Ark aren't making noises when they die, it's tricking me out.
Fuck you, fuck you!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
I know we enjoy sticking our thumbs up our asses and doing nothing, but I said we reset,
gentlemen.
What do you say?
Okay, reset, yeah, sure.
Some of us like to loot.
Hold on, some of us enjoy killing Ark, us against your Ark, come on, GP all the time,
Hutch.
After four guys, some of us still like loot in the same shit and give batteries.
God damn right
A mixtape for 10 grand all you guys do is complain and want more. I work seven jobs
I bet Niko's never worked one day in the mines
I got cold dust in my coffee fuck you think this is
I'm working Starbucks right now. I want to talk for happy
Okay, there
There ain't no way y'all gonna make them the brokest guy here swipe this card right now
Get out of my way
if you got big aerolus
yes is all the time i don't
fuck yeah
was that circle around the nipple
yeah yeah
and the soft part you know
and you ever see somebody with one that just makes you shake your head
and i'll
like god damn it
very no way you ain't looking at those going
I get this
I get this
look yourself in the mirror like fuck
him she got a second brain to it
no you know what like on the judge
metal tone sometimes I'm out with my wife
you know we see a motherfucker and we're
just like you know that dude or that
girl whatever they gave themselves to
down. Before they stepped out that day. They say, you know what? I'm ready for the day.
Yeah. That's right. Let's go. They said, fuck it. But they're like, yo, this is a damn thing.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I see some people whenever I go to like, bro, Vegas, when I'm
in Vegas and I see some of these cats walking around and the shit that they're walking
around it and I mean like I get you got an extra little bit of LB's on you so do I so
do I well if you double X or a triple X you've got no business wearing no shmedium you got
no business and if your crack is out more than it's not it's time to evaluate you better
be a fucking plumber.
That's what I'm saying.
I was out.
That's what I'm saying.
I remember a starter to be a plumber.
I remember in Cali, not Cali.
So we were in Vegas and I saw this woman with her with her kid
walking down the street next to us.
And this, I mean, this homeless guy.
He got it.
I mean, it looked like what's that workout guy who had the afro?
What was his name?
Yeah, what was his name?
No way.
He had fur coming out the back.
Richard Simmons.
You know who Richard Simmons is?
Go ahead.
Give that a Google real quick because you need to understand that for what's next.
Simmons.
Enter.
Oh my God.
So I see something like that walking around, right?
Butt out, like, you know.
He just looking like a crackhead like a goofball. Yeah, you know what I mean?
So me being a man like you should
Sure with a mother and her child and he's standing right next to him certified crackhead
I stand next to him and I'm basically like acting like I'm with him, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
But finally walks off and she turns around she goes
Thank you so much for standing next to us. I was a little scared right there
And that's how I'll be honest, I was scared too.
That guy, that guy wore those.
He went for a shake out between his butt cheeks.
You know what I'm saying?
He got a poofy shake.
Yeah.
Dude, it was so, God.
Not good for you, man.
You got to do shit like that.
You have to.
You have to, man.
Listen to what we're doing, everybody's like, oh,
everyone can protect themselves.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
If I see somebody in a position, especially like that,
I'm going to do something.
And just in case, what?
Shame me because I'm a bad guy.
Shame me because I'm a pussy.
Like if these aren't talking shit, don't need your help.
OK.
I can handle my own.
Have fun.
Is that it?
Good luck.
Hey, good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
We had a six foot three crack head looking
like Richard Simmons coming at you with a booty shank.
Good luck.
Yeah, Bon Voyage.
Bon Voyage.
At least I got a little bit of reach on him.
I kick him in the knee or something.
Oh, yeah.
I kick him in the knee.
Yeah, I always tell my wife, I say, honey,
I ain't Jason Bourne, man.
You know, but they go here about me.
They go walk off going, I got him, but damn.
There's going to be some tables.
There going to be some tables moving, glasses breaking.
Shit's going everywhere.
I mean, they look like fucking King Kong
within that motherfucker.
I'm going to say this, too, if I get the read
mid fight that I'm losing I'm cheating I don't care wait what do you mean you
cheated yeah I'm cheating off the start on the ground in the eyes
immediately you know what I mean like oh you're only doing that if you're
losing I'm starting the fight like that
are you leaving me now I'm fucking dead serious man that's how I start
oh no no yeah no first one if it's ever
weird you know I'm not waiting to throw a shot
I shoot first I throw first okay, I'm only in right first because in street shit
River throws the first shot is gonna be always, but and they sand. Oh my yeah
Sand I'm grabbing dick and twisting it
Fuck I'm taking a fucking ear. I'm yeah, I'm my tyson. I'm motherfucker
Yeah, I know I'm right there with you Nick. I'm right there with red rocket
But you've ever been in those situations where you're like you're at a gas station or something
You're just like man if it doesn't go down. I'm shocked. I get you it just
I hate them, bro, I'm really I'm like really sneaky good though at keeping control like now of myself
But just of the situation like I'll do what I gotta do to just keep everything, but sometimes you can't control it all right
I think thank God. I haven't been in too many of those, but I'm pretty good. It just is
You know because I hate I hate those spots man. We're like, okay shit
See I'm different I can I can recognize that it's happening. You know, it's the choice after that where I struggle
You know what I'm saying really like really my thing like we're getting in trouble. You begin trouble
Here's no well not like that. We're not now down. I'm getting older. No, but when I was young
Yeah, you know, you know, you're more more rich. You have to be careful
I'm trying to get a little rich on it very much, you can't do what we can do when we were
20 fucking dead.
Don't get sued.
Don't get sued.
Right.
But for me it's like, let's say we're out having drinks, okay?
And something like you are going somewhere else or whatever the situation is.
If someone's fucking with you, I'll let you handle your business.
And if it goes south, I will follow you blindly into battle.
I don't care.
It's your fault.
I'm still throwing absolute haymakers, I don't care.
But it's when it comes to like, let's say you went to the bathroom and someone walks up
to your wife and starts yapping.
See that's where I would lose control, you know?
Oh, me too.
Me too.
Like, if Nico, if you had a little...
You can't just protect it, that's all, I'm the same way.
Exactly, man.
I don't like that shit.
I don't want to hear it.
If I had a what?
If I had a little shoddy with you.
You know what I mean?
A little shoddy with you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know what's the green guy man today, ha.
The show they was doing.
We got to do it for sure, for sure, man, for sure.
That's where I struggle.
That's where I'm like.
Look, I'm old school, man.
Like with the Titanic sink and all the chicks and the kids
went on the boats, I understand that.
Yeah, I'm right there with you.
I agree with that.
Although I would, I would like to find myself a spot
on the boat, you know.
I'd like to, I would have tried.
Survival now let me I don't want to be coming off this is crazy survival situation zombie apocalypse
I'm turning people away at the door fuck them all okay. Oh, yeah
Oh, that's a whole different. That's a whole different. I'm gonna build a tree house
Everyone's getting turned away
Yeah, I'm right there with you.
Yeah, yeah.
That's always crazy.
Dude might might...
Do you ever think about that where it's like
something like that happened?
We're driving back, we're driving back
throughout where we were, we're driving back in
Dude, I drove
a half an hour past my house on the freeway
talking about like the
end of the world and this hobby shit.
And we realized that we were like
going the wrong direction and my wife goes, Nick!
You guys gotta be talking about the end of the world and shit!
And what I'm gonna do to keep my family alive!
Bro, I...
I plead for you, gang!
This is my life!
I got enough ammunition to sink a ship!
I can't guarantee I'm hitting really anything, but I'm gonna go here for me!
Talking about useless shit for hours on end!
Aw, dude, you give me going on zombies, man?
I don't even know where I'm at.
Ha, Jay.
Shit.
It's a fucking queen.
oh so funny hyenas in the bright lens oh dude I'm right there with you bro I
don't trust nobody when you your people are talking about zombies you
I should fire
I'm trying to come back again. We're gonna get patient. We don't want to get up here
Yep
Shit we gotta get inside things on me
They just go on there
Oh
I like both the zombies ever do come, whatever happens, it's gonna suck if you live away from
your family and your friendship because pro, like they can't get to you and you won't be
able to get to them, I guarantee.
Yeah, I don't know, those roads are gonna be, they're done with cars, oh yeah, they're
soft.
Okay, I feel like it's a plus for Hutchhatt's contributor Florida though, because we got
the ocean.
There it is.
Put me on a fire, that would definitely be huge.
Oh, we're getting into it, and I'm so excited huge. What are you gonna do?
No, but I have an AR in a shotgun
In a zombie apocalypse brother, I'm getting on a fucking boat
Oh, hey man.
You just hit him, Jim, Jim don't have any guns.
He got a yacht.
All right, Jim, your yacht, I'll bring the ammo to the guns
and there you go, bro, it's done.
Your family and his family, all on the boat.
Yeah.
Bring the canned beans.
Bring the the SOTI.
Get on the boat.
Bring the the SOTI, bring the dirt, shit water.
Bring that shit.
it all
we're going on the boat a bottle who was it i don't actually i probably shouldn't say this all
you should just on his way we love it oh yeah all right i can have a carry of shit
have you seen that yeah
yeah it reminds me of that what's that what's a quiet place to yeah you don't want kids man
but like what are people doing when it's like an apocalypse bro you just fucking
I always be one pregnant and shit and walking down. Oh, oh type shit. Yeah, right cuz you're bored like there's nothing
Yeah, yeah smell
Yeah, no shower saying, you know, you got three people in your town pregnant. Yeah, we're gonna take bro
Just fucking penis everywhere for fucking formula out there
Man, so you're saying Nico if you had a town no sex, that's what you're saying
and shit like the city I like to cut their tongues out
Yeah, it's movie on Netflix. It's like basically a bunch of these like prehistoric bats broke out of a cave and they're killing everybody
And you know, it's the same premises literally every survival movie ever where people are worse
Yeah, with the chainsaws people are worse than anything else
So these people cut their tongues out and then they went to this this house
They're like fuck sticking cell phones onto the windows and calling them so the bats would freak out
Holy shit. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's called the silence
What the water I think I think we check it out. I'm just going
They're on the ground too. I like to finish it
They are
What
They won okay nice shots
They're gonna just slide down
Team up on top as well drones pissed up there. Oh
Oh my gosh, it's going down down here. We got people going car. I hear car alarm and then cat
They're fighting on cat. Well
Damn, yeah, I'll be honest. I heard six shots. I heard two people will get knocked so be careful
I
Know with me, are you close at all or not?
Once twice three times four times there you go
I'm gonna drop down with
He's right at the right corner outside big door.
Okay, outside big door, right corner.
Okay, he's right here shooting me.
He's at this.
Right, left.
There you go.
That's on the left over here in the car. He walled it off.
Maybe like back 18 wheel.
Yeah, 18 wheel.
You guys fold.
18 wheel.
Yeah, where?
Inside it.
two two two two three
two three ok
hold on hold on hold on
one is not not three three three yes
two two is cracked two is cracked two is cracked
are you getting it
moving around the corner
hold on hold on
I'm trying I'm trying
I'm trying I'm trying
there it is
hold on hold on
I
Swing swing swing swing swing
Fucking circles in here
Oh my god everywhere I went is what the other way
I need to consider taking out the rocket here, I don't know, but you're weak.
Yeah.
In the ship you gotta me.
Good win boys.
Let's go down, man.
Let's die.
What are you doing?
in sport
you know what else I hate about those movies chat is whenever they'll they'll
sit there and
run run up that'll happen
Welcome to the game
EA sports to the game
absolutely beautiful okay that there was a we like to call back here for sure
three bodies on me you get on two new blue pizzas
uh no I'm okay okay now
I
Where we don't work out out here. Thank you
Is it the guy you killed with the Bobcat I thought yeah, yeah, I lose him I can't walk yeah
should just check the only mode wins inside percent of the player base once
it no 15 to 20 percent of the player base at most once it sadly that 15 maybe
even 10 to 15 percent is louder than the 85 percent it doesn't
I
You
Way more acid for BV I disagree. I think if you actually took a
Survey where you made every single person have to answer it before they played the next day. I don't think so I
Think you're wrong
I
Regiss agree absolutely nothing
BV is bad for the game, now that I don't agree with.
I'm heading to the hatch
I was getting process coming up
Go go go
Help me help me help me. I'm dead
Yeah, pull yourself.
Got one?
Yeah, if she just wins, she gets made, man.
Only, only reason, the only reason he won is because he made it.
I want you to know that.
Yeah, we're not much.
The only reason, you had those names?
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Oh.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hey, there's a bird.
Hold on, hold on.
All my guns got blown to smithereens
I don't know if the queen should we all die
Bro Nico got fucking
Yeah
I mean like okay, I mean okay, you know
Every motion every motion just a couple great guys
W motion W motion, you know, it's all ninja ninja would be fucking mad right now
I
This is this is the plan for today we got Delta Force
We're gonna game on some Delta Force with the boys for playing with Timmy and Nick at four, which is in
23 minutes
After we play with Nick and with Timmy
me. We are going to be moving to either the days over, but I'll probably do, I'll probably
do some league practice. And then I got peanut tonight. So I'm going to go and chill, go eat
or relax. I might just eat now, but I'm goopless hungry.
What are some Chipotle bro? Chipotle has, well, can I say something without anyone
taking a fence. Oh, Chipotle has been fucking ass lately for me.
And bro, every single bite is a coin flip. If that shit's gonna
bite back or not.
Nick is loud because Nick doesn't knew his discord because
he's on controller. So when he starts the app it in game he
eeeeee loud.
Cause we're hearing them twice, that's all.
But my gosh man, every time I've been eating Chipotle lately,
it has been hot shit.
Cause I don't trust it.
And I, you know me, I'm a Chipotle connoisseur.
I love my Chipotle.
But damn, has it been bad where I'm at?
Oh my god.
I'm at the point where I'm hungry, but I don't want to order it. I want to order something else
I don't know what else to order
I don't want to eat no cheeseburger right now. I want to feel like shit the rest of the day
Arby's like I said I try to feel like shit
You're okay. You're okay. I'm gonna run you over. Let me take a look. Let me take a look
one pound fish. Let me take a look one pound fish. Let me see here. Let me see here. What
What do I got today?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No none of it looks good.
Which y'all's read on Tijuana Flats?
Cause I'm craving a burrito.
Which y'all's read on that?
I want to be just slamming chips for the next 30 minutes.
No diggity got to back it up.
I think I made my mind up on Tijuana.
Got to back it up because then I get that chips and salsa and listen chips and salsa
from Tijuana is just peak way yo way yo way yo Mexican rice or salado rice
Mexican rice, right?
Bro, if they put onions on my shit, I'm sending it back.
There we go. We're good to rock and roll. Ordering. Good.
Mexican rice is always made with onions. Don't say that. Is it actually? Well, fucking
bro if it has dude dude I'm fat man the short stack on the team could be around
you guys and not hang you out to dry but he's too busy getting processors
Wait, who are we all talking about the short stack?
Oh, wait, Cloaksy?
Oh, Cloaksy's on Russ.
Well, thank you so much, Cal, for the $50 super chat, man.
I appreciate the love, bro.
Thank you, man.
Who is the Ws in the YouTube chat for my man, Cal, with a $50?
Appreciate you, bro.
Yeah, I think we go Delta and then we go and practice.
I think that's the game plan.
Oh, Nick.
Yeah.
I know that dog.
Yes.
That dog.
bitch
you now
Still have love for me girl
Still, I don't even want to read it. I don't even want to read I don't want to know
I think about it too much. Uh, I'm just gonna throw it away
I
What is this
Yeah, yeah, let me try.
Uh, you go ahead.
Ooh, now Rod takes these women.
Rod takes these women, Rod takes these women.
Wait, yo, you still take damage when you land even on the pads?
Oh, fuck.
Yo, Kyle, thank you for the 50 man.
Tell him I told him to be an athlete.
Yo, Nick.
I
Say shoot this ball of death, please
I
Push up
Like a dinosaur kiss migrating from the oh shit
Yeah, me Bobby take good cuz Nick to say okay, too. Yeah
out
Oh
I
Damn it's popping off
It might have went right be honest. I love you. I am so sorry boys. I'm here. You're good. You're good
I
Wanted me to let you know as well to be a fucking athlete this game, okay?
In that order, I don't know who that is, but I'm down. Let's get it
Be a fucking athlete
Anything anything for us these people
With drama happening rough with peanut I don't know with peanut I'm not sure I
I know literally everybody
he's raising the kind of fucking flago couple weird ones but you're back in town
yeah the boys are back all right will you miss multiple tempest all on the hill
above all the hill above okay yeah all right about like triangle yeah you hear
That's the Bobcat gun. That's a Bobby both stock Bobby. Ah, I can't pass. I'm a yoga
Everything a growing boy needs not down the post. He's the one you'll send to kill the fucking boogeyman
Watch that boob a hundred time, bro
really that's it
I'm on the bugger right
I'm on top
I'll be really careful right now
right now
yeah
I didn't see the flames go up
I didn't either, I didn't either
I think they're down
I gotta be on the inside
just hold on, hold on
there's something stinky going on
wait they might have the mines, let me see
yeah I see these dead bodies on my side
do you?
yeah, you're dead
alright I'm gonna set you, you have mine?
no I don't
Okay, get a little sick here in that partner. I'll be honest. All right, brother. Okay
What he made the bottom of this so it pops up my they might like
We can we can put these mines and then if anything we'll hear them like when they're trying to leave you know yeah, I
See if he's speaking he's speaking. Yeah
Let's smoke downs and see if they were teammates. Yeah
Now you did I swear crack them
We got it we go go down the other step that okay
He's going fuck it
Back down you guys
I
Can't see much
Your ass your ass your ass
Yes.
Wait.
Kill me.
Before you kill me.
Yeah?
Let me talk.
Wait, wait, wait.
We have to have a talk.
Wait, wait, wait.
You're trying to knock me, bro.
Bro, you have a voice changer, man.
Where the fuck up?
I don't care what the fuck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the fuck?
Hell, lift it.
Yeah.
Where the fuck is he?
Yeah.
We got all the kills?
Everybody's full?
Yeah, they're probably gone, though.
Hey, man.
I'm just kind of a peaceful day so I don't have to be me.
Oh, hutch.
I got to get free above us.
Damn. Damn, hutch.
Damn.
I got something for you.
Oh my god, I see all these bodies that are gutted with kinetics on their back.
Yeah, hold on now.
My first kinetic off of this guy.
Okay, well let me know how many you get.
Okay. New one so far.
I ain't rid of the body yet.
It's pretty fucking insane.
What are you doing?
Take that two.
Kill three.
Kill three?
You're so cool.
Kill one, hush all one.
I know where the other one at.
Oh, here, Bobby.
I found one.
Everybody in the club, get this kid.
That's OK, though.
I'll take that.
I don't need either one of these.
I'm driving them hush.
You take them.
This one's going to serve you right.
I need you to take a look at both of these guns.
Herb boss.
Take a look at that.
Take a look at both of them and let me know what
you see you go ahead and take a little kill a little kill that's a kinetic and
that's a kinetic yeah well god damn it yeah I'm blessed don't ever say a goop
didn't give you a back side Mcquisty because he fucking just did right there
never say it don't thank you fuck shit even spotless I got five kinetics on me
in and out. Don't talk to me. Don't look at me. Goodbye.
Oh, this is a great route. No, this is a great route.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Come here, Nico.
He's in the thing in the thing three below me.
Bring your volcano. It's volcano work. It's a job for a volcano.
Three below me. Three below me.
People here.
Going up.
He's got a kinetic.
I'm taking out out. I'll take it one. No, no, no
He actively be saw my way right past them
Yeah, GG bro. Yeah, sure.
GG's. Yeah.
later fart
It's time to go time to leave in their poor. Oh, yeah, they are
No one
Hit this super fucking time to go. That's why I look at hutch. I go
That's your sense of me y'all better hurry up because it's fun to be impressed
Okay
I'll pick you up
Yeah, i'm here i'm here
Wow
How many fucking kinetics survive five this five size five size of nine
Let me tell you we tell you we'll give you a fake number
So we got one
two
three
four
Nice and two great boys two tempests. Oh, so four. Okay. That's still really fucking good
Holy shit, pretty crazy
beautiful
So that lucky dude like you do like you do
All right, let me text timbo real quick and just see if he's ready to meander on over there
We'll play another one and he go i'm sure i'm yeah, i'm sure you'll be okay. Oh, okay
I'm sure you're okay to just kind of roll with us, but then again if your boys are waiting
I think poach is waiting so
That's a good battle. All right, brother. He's
Pleasure
Tomorrow morning, I'm on if you play
Okay, lock it in
Well, I'm just like Tim stream right now, bro, like I understand everybody's different and what they like and enjoy
Overwatch man, it's just I mean I've played it. I just don't
I need my mistakes know where the run light goes on is
I'm thinking of you know
He was literally I mean right he was he was really good
He's got 500 at one point yeah
Yeah so I mean that's probably what it is
You just feel it
He's reliving the glory days now
I don't know man
Where's the marble rivals man I feel like that'd be so much better than Overwatch
It's a way better looking game
Leader or not I think Overwatch actually does better
Really?
Yeah
just period
always fucking dead
that's the gs ten
the
always even
and one shot
i'm not
do you see him scooping it off that plate
that that plate
you could put another meal on that plate and have no traces of the last meal
that was there
that
that's really good way to break it down
We gotta thank you for the new play. Montier, thank you.
There's no trace.
Yeah, that is fucking insane.
Josh, I shot him a tech, so let's give him a chance to clean up this game and then
He's even wants me in around over there.
Yeah.
I'm just kind of like watching him.
He's kind of nice with it now.
I don't know.
I've never played this game.
You've never played Overwatch ever?
No, there's serial anuses brother.
You know what I mean?
So I haven't ever really felt the like.
Gcoad said, Nick and Hutch are playing dog shit games so it is-
Pfft!
What just happened?
What just happened, bro?
It doesn't move!
No, I didn't see nothing.
Now I understand if something's happening, but nothing happened.
It was like that time that our- our- our boy pom-pom?
Yeah.
I'm not moving.
I'm not moving!
Cassie is going to be upset. He's going to be upset with me.
He's going to say I'm not starting by golly.
Well, yeah, I'm going to go get my coffee.
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah.
Now watch this movement as we get deeper, bro.
This is him in his natural element right here.
He just- I mean he's kind of nasty.
I think I like this game a lot because I think it's great for my ADH game.
This Bastion is just gonna flank over here and I'm gonna fucking kill him.
I mean Chad, be honest with me.
Tim's kinda, he's kinda nice with it now.
My Cera is kinda cracked.
I've seen more movement in the nursing home, alright buddy.
Don't mess up, Hutch is watching? I mean I just won that last fight cause I'm the goad.
I'm gonna go try and follow up my batching.
Oh, he went sorry, I'm pissed, I'm pissed, I'm pissed.
I never thought in a million years someone would say don't mess up, Hutch is watching.
This is actually not good.
I have a diva bomb.
I have to do.
Throw a perfect diva bomb and we win the game.
I
Didn't it like Diva bomb point or something like that
I
Stole long enough for the boys. No, they are not coming and now I'm not coming and I'm pissed
Sorry, oh, of course the game goes long, of course. Why isn't my food here, man? Why isn't my food here?
No, it's not even close to being here kill me
This is so whenever I was before I was a streamer
When I was younger and aged him here
I used to watch him play overwatch and I remember watching him play exactly this playing hog
getting these nasty hooks and absolutely destroying people
isn't this his main
How long was his main for a while right?
I don't fucking mercy is so divisive back there.
That's a dump boys, that's a dump.
I still can't believe that this game thinks I'm in gold.
This game is ass.
I was 35 and 6 with 10,000 damage.
My Bastion high-key carried and this dude was good too.
That was like the first time I actually played with good DPS and that was fun.
This character is so stupid.
I
Landmarks playing Daisy right now, I mean if we get cold one
We see hashtag
What's he at for later
In an hour in an hour we're playing Delta Force with Hutch and Nick hashtag add early or not
Are you guys that fried right now? Is that bad out there? Yo, I'm class 5, bro. Oh my god
Is it that are you guys down that bad right now like our cause that bad that we're trying to start the ad early
I'm so locked in on this right now
Want to do it right now and are they okay with us doing it right now?
Now, Plat5 is crazy, better than you, bitch, fuckin' bitch.
Let me see, let me see.
Check text.
I might play some fuckin' Diamond, and if I do, I'm just gonna play on my main, and
go solo off that.
He said check, someone said check my phone.
Am I ready?
Let me just get in this corner.
Hang on.
He's busy checking your dash.
Are they in there?
What's this?
Hello?
Where's my paddle?
Good day, sir.
Yo!
Are you guys trying?
So you're trying to do this early?
We don't have to, but if you want to, we can.
Hop over there.
I'm kind of locked in on these placements.
I only have two more.
Okay.
So it's going to work out good timing.
Yeah, it would be like perfect timing and I would like to finish this, but if you guys
Wanted to start it early. It's our cap at like what is happening? No, no, no, we're having a great
We didn't know yeah, I mean we didn't know you like had it perfectly fucking planned out to be there, you know
So locked right now. You're good. All right, then we're probably gonna keep playing Ark and then we'll reconvene and like
I'll probably ready like 40
So you raise very liberally that okay, so you left titty holding and hanging a little lower than your right just so you know
My TK to see my titty. I'm just it keeps popping out a little yeah
When you went to twerk I could see that
Yeah, that's crazy that thing that thing kind of flew out a little bit like you're holding it out of the window of your car
I hope you win both your places in the game.
That's a bit of a bite.
Holy shit.
That was great.
That was great.
He just whips them both out, man.
What a guy.
What a guy.
You know?
I'm just standing there.
Just different people in this world.
And then there's Tim.
Exactly.
I like the way you organize it.
whole new level yeah yeah yeah it's like oh you you do this you do that then
there's ten and it just it's no one really there with them just him by
himself standing there titties out working on camera balls and fucking
that's everywhere that's everywhere the nicest guy but he looks like he did ten
years yeah sure like hard like a hard ten years so we're not talking about
He went there and hung out. We're talking like no, you know
He was the yard boss for a little bit
So black be I run this shit you're gonna pay me if you want some extra food
As for permission bitch
All right, well another game here we go rip it rip it rip it rip a lot of rhythm, baby
RIP selling shit. I'm out of room again. I think that
Yo, I might
I'm literally turning stuff into the expedition not because I want to do it
But because it will give me space
What if you
Wonder if I like could do it though
Would knock it out a day
I guarantee you if we all locked in was like we're gonna do the expedition and get it locked in for us
We could do it today. I wouldn't want to do it
Why wouldn't you want to do it? I
Don't know bro. I don't know man
I'm at that point like if it ever did get to a point where you were maning our again
Who knows if it did or whatever, but like if ever did you would want those skill points?
I would I would it's not the end of the world
But it would like you would definitely want them hundred percent there you know just like I said to people before it's it's no doubt worth it
I think I'm just at the point where it's like I
Mean this and not a way of shit talking. I'm just being honest for me
I just truly feel like they don't fucking give a shit, you know
That or maybe maybe they give a shit they do but they're just like so lost in the sauce on what?
Would be good
Yeah, I
Mean I understand that. Oh, you give me the updates that we're getting there. That's a fair
People are people are gonna hate it, but it's I mean it's fair
It's just I don't know or or they like I said they give a shit
But they're just taking the game in a direction that I just I mean don't want to go yeah, it's like yeah, that's great
You guys have fun. I'll be watching from the sidelines
play it occasionally
right
Whenever a new
Ever a new game comes out like a bigger game that everybody's playing this is gonna get hammered all
Bros. Can get hammered
Because right now this is still the game that most people
Right right right here coming at us, too. I don't know why oh baby
Hey one twice
fucking flesh
I'm going right at him
I
Love it
Yeah, they're going zero zero to hero oh
Yeah, it's two steps. Yeah zero to hero
My guy literally came out of me with a hammer I
Was fighting somebody in the fucking Bronx
That'll do it
Hit it out on live stream you won't say my cat ain't my penis
fucking if it is
I don't think we're gonna kill you, but we're fighting people with hammers
oh what is happening
all right
our skill pace match is making a little bit lower
yeah Vince not bad
Vince okay
down without us man god damn it
i got the minds to
one up by the way
well exactly a i agree with that
love the game awesome game have a lot of fun just need more
and i just
i'm at that point where it's like i don't know if the devs are capable of
giving us more at this point i hope they are
man i'd love to wake up one day and everyone's like that you're wrong
and you're an idiot
Yes, sir. Can I play as well?
I'd love that, man. I'd love it. I'd love it. I'd love it. I'd love it.
I truly enjoy this game.
Yeah, Texas. I don't think you're wrong, man.
Another game did that as well. It's called Scare from Tarkov, and look where it's at now.
You know?
Oh yeah, you're below.
That is far right here, I knew they did.
Damn dude.
Are you ready to go in? Oh shit, I'm coming bro.
I'll get your pull.
I
Heard something yeah, I definitely heard some shit
I think I I think I hear him around around catwalk
Yeah, yeah, definitely
Yeah, I'll be I do it. I do it. That's the worst timing ever
Hey guys, there's two more outside your right. I'll say right up there right there right there
trying to buy some time. Oh great guns really. One's on your right side.
Both there, both there.
Nice. Swingy you got it.
Come on!
Again, again, again!
Oh dang! Oh bitches!
fuckers
yeah you look at my mind by the way
that's great huh?
love that for you
another team coming in
this more yeah yeah
clutch man
yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah i need to go put these mines on the zip
so we're free
mini one
Yeah, yeah. Oh my god, they were dirty pores. I just celebrated the killing of homeless
goodness
Also, yeah, I got one line on
up
you're a little bit closer
also three crops
run over you now
right side
I
Go back out for right a decent shots you went to the front right of the thing
Front right wall corner you
So what they're gonna be going through like the little door a
Little door um like front right of the garage this ran out
Seven shots left from my bobcat I'm looking for something the secondary I can I can give you some
Sammo yeah, I'm waiting for you
Let's go
Flash
Go up top up top left
You go Reds is boy. Let's go ahead
Sometimes the hillfire on the renegade hits sometimes
I'm a wall
Nothing behind behind behind
I get stuck on a fucking corner. I get stuck on a metal corner. There's no way I got stuck on that. Oh my god, there's no way
Hey, bro, I just hear this voice. I know that motherfucker's full shit
Why you say it like that like you knew it was me before you said hutch
Shit
That's so crazy, dude, that was a good go to I think they just got rolled up on take your time get out my foods here
I'll be back
Eat up eat up
Oh
No, they find them
I'm guessing it didn't go well Nick
No, I got a cornice you are
And then a death is the best part the guy who killed me had a level one stitcher now. I got a feeling
I mean, dude, I, I'm just, I'm taking it out.
Wait, what was the other guy's name?
Uh, Justin.
Justin 420.
His 7 year old is the one with a brand new private account.
That's the guy who killed me.
I mean, Justin has CS skins.
I mean, Justin has CS skins, it worth about 7 bucks.
This is a bot account.
Someone paid for this, man.
It's level zero.
Cblue's firm.
What the fuck's it even mean?
You fat fuck, you took all my codes!
What happened?
You fat fuck, you redeemed all my codes.
Not all of them.
You redeemed mine!
You piece of bacon!
Fuck you!
HAHAHAHA!
I stole from Nick too and he was a lot nicer than you were!
Dammit!
He leave?
Yes.
No way he calls you a piece of bacon.
No, I kind of cruised past that a little bit.
There's only one way for me to get over this.
Let me eat my food real quick.
Okay, sure.
Now, shall I play a solo?
Dude, you just, you just, you, you know me.
You know what I mean?
And I love it.
Absolutely, you should.
I'm gonna pull you up on a big screen, 30 inch.
Perfect.
30 inch screen and let's just watch your work.
Let's watch your work.
Sure.
I'll see you, I'll see you shortly.
All right.
That's great.
Nice face and I can't.
I don't know what he got to eat,
but you can just hear it, you know?
you
you
you
you
you
I
Come on let me out of here
I'm joking because I'm eating so fast.
Just let me out of here, I don't want to come at peace, I don't want no smoke.
To chicken, chicken and rice.
That'll sound good.
I get one processor now.
You sound good.
go no stellar on that
don't mind me big radio
don't mind me
go mr shredder
Why is everything around me?
hahaha
My hearing bro.
Bro, he really in Vietnam right now.
So loud man, holy shit.
Processors man.
I got four processors.
It's the worst tele-run of all time, maybe.
go to assembly no no I can't go there
you
you
you
you
you
I'm a good life that day
This you're gonna be impressed
That's fucking funny did you see it already? No
Just they were saying they were saying oh
Bro, it's magical taking that boy down, man. Let's just say at one point. I thought I
Wasn't gonna make your fat maxing. I
I thought I wasn't gonna make it, you know, damn. Yeah, but it'd be like that, bro through the Lord I conquered
Amen now did that burrito have onions in it is the question
I'm not a liar Nick. I
I'm gonna tell you the truth here. I don't think so. I didn't taste any but someone in my chat did say that
Mexican rice does have
Right. So at one point in time, I may have possibly thought there could have been an onion in there, but I was eating at the velocity of 300 miles an hour to where it just didn't matter, you know, you were curbing that shit for every like seven bites.
I tasted one thing for you, man.
She said that for you.
She said that stolen valor onion hater.
Shame on you.
You are not who you say you are!
Oh dude, do I fucking hate onions?
Alright.
Yeah, but do you have this drink in your cup? Let's go.
LG probably.
Yeah, LG, LG.
And then we go into the app.
We can always just go and open cases to Elton today.
Oh, we? Yeah.
You speaking fucking French?
No, you have your code still. You have your code. You're good.
You need to like claim it if they peep for folksy steals it
I can see I can hit that
Don't check don't check I can't trust it. You're like the monkey in a line
See that Ruby you should take it. Oh my gosh
The Delta Force geysers are saying to cloaksie that they're gonna start DMing everyone their code
So I don't steal anymore. Oh my god. What did I do? Yeah?
What did I do?
You're a bad boy shit
Of course closey a fucking snitch. Oh
Little bitch no wonder he's a buck 25
Shit
Bullshit that's bullshit
That bullshit! These fish sticks taste like cats!
Skyrim RP? I've seen it!
What's worse though, being a feed for being a snitch?
Any hood rats in here can tell me?
what's what's worse a snitch got it so whatever we start our gang I'll make
sure I write that down make sure I write that down don't no snitches
Yo, I just heard beeping up there. Was that up there? At the top?
Me, me, me.
I'm just asking Chad, what's worse if you were in a gang snitching or stealing?
Oh, I mean, I mean.
Oh, shit.
I'm okay, I'm okay. Alright.
But they're directly above.
Look up so you can watch the movement fly.
I'm a bait.
door they're walking in door closed
I'm gonna take a peek
Don't oh my oh I kill one
Wait, did the little man fight a little bit flu
Your hand is...
It was on me, on me, on me!
Okay, now we have a fish in the hole.
Can you come down?
See, this is what they always do.
Can you come down, Doc?
Need help, need help, need help!
Get in there, he's weak.
I went I went on oh no nice
there's fucking this thing is so annoying it's stuck
Oh
Time to go play
The zero audio
Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on
Yeah, yeah, great job. You killed me. No, that's me. No, that's me job guys
Let's fight. You got me. You got me biggie. No, right? Oh my god
Help us! Help us!
Res, res, res, res, res, res, res, res, res, res!
We got you, we got you, we got you, trust me, we got you.
We swear, we swear.
What language are you speaking?
Oh shh. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
I love you, kid. I love you, bitch. I love you.
Are you wanting to help your triples, guys?
Or do you want to kill yourself?
Alright, let's go, fuck it. Use me as bait.
Yo, yo, let's go.
Use me as bait.
Nice okay, we got you we got you boys
I
Put the minds I put the minds
Came up oh no Tyler Blevins would say we don't negotiate with their
We're not negotiating we're there like be able to play every day and knock it right down
We just want to have a little fun.
Oh no!
Oh, Dickie! Dickie!
Dickie!
Dickie!
Too much, bitch!
Dicky!
Hush, that makes sense that you are...
Come on.
Handsome and sexy.
Ehh, I know.
And everybody calls you fat.
I don't fucking think so. I think you're athletic.
Come on, though.
I think the big boy can move.
That's what I think.
I'm always ready.
I'm thinking what they could be doing before they do it, you know?
Dude, he...
I knew he was coming.
I was waiting.
Did you really?
Yeah, bro.
Oh, baby, that's the last five minutes!
What do you want to talk about?
I don't know.
You just voice crackin' real time?
I'm gonna slide you out for a sec.
Well, I know that this is my business.
These are hard fucking times. You're not allowed down here.
No, now you know, but you'll need my tunnels!
No, that was fair.
No recess.
No recess!
No recess!
Whose tunnels is it? Whose tunnels is it?
Who's tunnels? It's my tunnels. It's my tunnels.
See you later.
I know you don't know.
What's up, Lizzy?
Oh, Hushazan.
I don't need your carrying me, Hushazan.
The Connecticut, the Connecticut!
Oh yeah, food buff is active, food buff is rolling.
Yes it is.
It's peak right now.
It's peak.
You can just, I knew that when you were talking to me and I could hear the food
still being shoved down your gut.
Talk to me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, like you're like a snake that has little bumps halfway down it and then
Yeah
Right you just ate a fucking deer and that shit ain't even done moving down
But you are you're still gonna get to where you oh that's all I need today above is active brother above is rolling
I love that bro. You a fucking you are you a python
Wait quiz because we're both animal guys
What's the longest snake in the world green anaconda?
it reaches up to rock rock oh it's python brother ask yeah right now
one moment hold on we're in a little bit of spiffy here
go ahead what's the longest snake in the world yep other than my cock of course
The reticulated python is the longest snake in the world. It regularly hits 20 feet.
Shit, I thought it was an anaconda too!
Wait, I know! It's the python, bro.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. I don't get this stuff wrong.
They're above?
Okay.
Hold on.
One's towards me.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, lost it, he's cracked, push it, push it, push it.
I'm dead brother.
No you're not, no you're not, push it.
Another one, another one right here, ready.
Okay you're dead.
There's three.
Hey behind the door, close!
Be careful!
Oh it's a tree, wait is it a trio?
Aw, trio, of course.
What the hold on, we thought we could fucking choose.
Oh, wait, it didn't work!
No, I don't do that.
And we couldn't choose you! We couldn't choose you!
Nice save.
Are you walled? Walled?
I don't know.
Oh, back door, back door!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Where you at bro?
Yeah, there you are.
Hey, I appreciate your videos.
I appreciate you all man.
Thank you bro.
Thank you.
Touch.
Touch.
Big hush, big hush.
Yo, this is bullshit.
The green anaconda, it says
can grow up to 30 feet.
But the python, it says
can grow up to 25 feet.
How am I wrong? Hold on. Hold on. Let me read. Green Anaconda Length.
The Great Anaconda, length can get up to 30 feet long, Python can get up to 20 feet long.
But historical records in 1912, they said that someone in Indonesia found a Python
at 32 feet. So one python. One.
Yeah. So one snake did it.
GG. Okay. I would like to say
something. Sure. Okay. I looked it up. I Google. The green
Anaconda is not only heavier, but statistically speaking, there is more.
How do I say this?
Consistently, the green Anaconda is larger than the Python, but okay, the longest
Python ever recorded was 32 feet long on the largest green Anaconda was only 30
feet long.
So I was correct on average just not correct in forever.
I hate to be that guy but you're wrong.
But you know what?
It was a close wrong.
It was a close miss.
It was so close bro.
It was like you threw a 102 and it was right on the edge of the plate man.
If he was shorter it was a strike.
But he still hit a yard.
He's still hit a yard.
No, no, no.
He's still hit a yard.
Yeah.
He's still hit a yard.
I'm jumping off a bridge and getting a fist.
I don't give me another one. Give me another one. Give me another one. No, no, no, no, no.
What if I did not tomorrow? I'll do a good one. What have you done?
Okay, but to be fair, just to be fair to you, I, I, that's how I learned.
I thought for sure I thought I was Green Anaconda too, bro.
It's why I had to learn. Why did I think that?
It's gonna be wrong. I've been lied to. I don't know.
No, because the movie Anaconda, like...
Yeah, but I'm not basing mine off because the movies are basing it off.
No, I know
Why would they make a movie about like that about about a but an inferior snake?
Called the pipe on a condo, I don't know
It
day. No, no, no, no. You are. You are. You know, you know.
I think. Let me give you an easy one. Let's do an easy one.
Who wins in a fight to the death of fully, both male, both fully grown
grizzly bear or. Yeah.
So once upon a time, I said gorilla and through learning and not being an
idiot fuck the grizzly bear absolutely rips the gorilla yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
King Kong grizzly bear we did the segment like how many years ago was that
five years ago during like the Tarkov days and I was talking on the hill that
because remember when that debate popped off on the internet it was like a for
the first time. It was literally like 2020, 2019. Yeah. Yeah. And then, you know,
get up to the homie Joe Rogan PD convinced me of other things. And then I
started looking up and I got obsessed with bears and little did I know I was
so right. Yeah, don't don't even let the polar bear get involved. No, no,
no grizzly bear absolutely mobs a polar bear. But the thing is the polar bear
absolutely my bus I think just
inside the Grizzlies larger.
So this is another one of those
things I mean look on average.
The Kodiak bear the Grizzly bear
right there like the average
one's bigger but I think the
biggest bear ever was the
fucking bull fuck with me like
this there's no way I get back
to back bar.
Yeah this would be really
bad I'm almost hopeful you're
right.
Pull a bear is weird man.
Grizzly bears males 250 to
450 pounds
No, you gotta do Kodiak brown bear. We don't do like the inferior brown bear
We do that we do the Cadillac. All right, we'll do that. We'll do the Cadillac
Do the Kodiak brown bear
180 to 320 kilograms
640
Polar bear
Size are you doing average?
We also gotta do what it gives up to three three three hundred to three hundred if
Over to 650 pounds. They're right there again, bro. I'm fucking pissed adult males
75 to 300 fuck
Bro, I'm pissed. I'm what is happening today. What is that? It's weird. Yeah, I wouldn't have guessed this
polar bears are weird bro they're they're fucking yeah but when you see
them like when you see them on TV that story on Joe Rogan about the guys that
were guys in the water pops up on another iceberg guys in the water takes
the guys friends swims him over eat some in front of his boys goes back again
grab the other friend oh dude one by one yeah yeah and there's literally
nothing you can do I think maybe could you try to poke the eyes no no no
Just over? No, you could. Yeah, it's not over in it. It's over. Yeah, but it's like poke what eyes brother poke what eyes like
Against you're not gonna have a chance. It's like you to take those people
They're like, oh, you know when an alligator or crocodile well alligator grabs you you just rip its eyes out
It's like brother am I doing that before or after he rips my arm off?
You know, am I doing that while I'm under the water and he's death rolling my torso
around?
That's just nightmare fuel, man, it's just that's one of the worst stories ever.
I'm pro.
Listen, I'm gonna say something.
Jett said you just jumped a guillotine.
I mean, throw me a rear date, dude.
Throw me a rear date, dude.
Get the load, borrow that fucking behemoth, man.
Yeah, no, GG's, bro.
All right, Jett, there's been a lot going on today.
In the long bar on that fucking behemoth man. Yeah, not she's
He's our chat there's been a lot going on today
It is now time for the Delta Force ad of the stream me and hush the center both and have giveaways going in both chats
The whole fucking stream and we have the coins the Delta coins what you buy things in game
We're giving away points coins in the game currency
To you guys man. All right
It's going to be good.
Timmy's going to join us.
I can't say that the squad is going to be improved and skill,
but we are going up in weight.
And like we just found out, like Polar Bear,
like right, where was the weight in the wild usually wins.
So hopefully that is good.
Gavir.
Gavir.
That's that.
Sorry, I'm getting all your guys' giveaways already.
You're here?
Okay, cool.
Gav, I'm sending you a link to a spreadsheet.
We have 100 delta tickets or the giveaways to do each giveaway has 500 delta tickets.
Now what I'm thinking is we'll give away 50 today, 50 tomorrow, the gav there's the link.
You can send it to whatever mods want to do the giveaways.
All right, I'm trying to get everything ready, whoever wants to do the giveaways, make sure
that we get YouTube taken care of and kick taken care of.
We'll do the same thing we did last time.
Probably do like the bulk 20, 20 for Twitch, 24 YouTube, 10 for kick, smaller over there
on kick.
Sorry guys.
And then, yeah, we're good to rock and roll or we can also just do 2020 and just
do 60 today.
do that so everybody gets a equivalent chance is it peasy if you guys missed
yesterday's stream check this out bro check this out check it out check it out
check it out look at this this is what we unbox yesterday this is what we're
going for today. We unboxed the Epic M7 or M2. I always forget the name M7 there it is.
The Epic M7 rifle but we're not done. We are going to attempt during all of today to
get a second one but this second one we're going for two things. We're going for the
diamond
skin or
Really just diamond I think now all these skins have like
Like actual value now you can't sell them people for IRL cash
But you can sell them to people for currency in the game
Like for example, we have one we have two bis
this
Best in slot skins one for our Val, which is this one right here
Let me show you guys this one. Let me show you guys this beauty. This is pretty insane
Check this out
Doesn't look that insane because obviously like doesn't have any attachments on it, but this is as this as this gets
This is that 99.9 percent Val skin
Pretty insane
God this is ugly as shit
Also the red tracers which is pretty sweet and then of course our
K-14 is actually I think the K-14 probably my favorite skin in the game
But I'm sevens nice. I'm sevens nice
So here's the question. Do we start ripping skins now?
this is the new gun it's a cool it's a cool skin but the M7 skins are still the most sought
after skins in the game that's what everyone's favorite is is the Medusa sought after at
all or no. Hey, guys, Timmy, Timmy, say that you love me. Fool me, fool me, go on and fool
me. Love me, love me, say that you love me. So, bro, I was really good, bro. I don't
know how to get the sniper. Thank you, dude. I appreciate that. I'm booting the game up
Right now and whips is claiming a bunch of stuff. I don't really know what he's so he's claiming your coins and your your
Your in-game cash
Yeah, all that stuff man, so you can buy like the kids and stuff that we'll need to have sex
Okay, but perfect perfect. Yeah, so is this a different or is this kind of the same thing you got?
This is separate from what you guys were doing yesterday
I mean, we're just kind of gaming today. Yeah, I'm just game it first playing the game
It told me burst fest. Does that you guys know what that is? Yeah, that was what we were doing the day before
Okay
Today we're literally with today. We're literally just playing and we're gambling after every gambling. Yeah, what do you gamble?
Oh, you know, no, that's a no. Well, he doesn't know he doesn't know gambling this game. Oh my gosh
Shit, I mean, it's it's like very I don't want to
you want to should we say that it's very ask if you know what I mean brother it's
amazing you're gonna love it yeah it's nice it's nice so just like in CS it's
very yeah you can say it just like in CS it's very similar to like opening skins
there's floats in this in the game there's oh my god different you can't
sell it for like you know you sell on steam on this game you can sell it for
in-game currency the same stuff you use to open cases but the skins are
are absolutely insane.
If you want to open my stream really quick, Timmy,
I can show you two of them
that will kind of blow your mind.
Here, I'm on over.
These are the cool ones.
Is that what it was?
This is the one I opened yesterday.
Whips, you guys are in the joint thing, right?
Do you guys want to get me in there?
Yeah. Yeah, I got you.
Watch this shot out.
Watch your shot right here, Nick.
Are you going to stab it?
Accept.
Are you in now?
Nice.
Thanks, Wibbz.
Was that a slow model?
Yes, now you think that's crazy.
Let me show you this one.
This one will kind of blow your mind.
This one has an entire mini game inside of this game.
Enter the game.
Another one?
No, it really does.
The skins are sick.
Is this the one where you go to shoot and it's like, uh, yeah,
it's like, oh, do you die?
I do.
You can't stop watching this.
Stop watching this.
Oh, yeah.
I've watched it.
I know it.
Is it making your wrist cramp kind of?
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, I know it.
That's a weird little thing.
It is a little bit.
But there's all kinds of skins.
This is great.
I know you're like me, Tim.
You want to go for the best of the best.
Right now, the M7 is the best gun
of the game, most expensive.
If you get an epic, so there's different tiers, superior, A, B, C tier, and then of course
you have the floats themselves.
If you get an epic with your stat track, M7, and it's a 99%er, bro those are hot cakes
right now.
Everybody wants them.
He's like blown away.
When are we going?
I'm going to see if I can.
This is awesome.
I realize that they have like very elaborate skins like this.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
We're good.
Yeah, it's awesome.
We're right where we need to be.
Yeah.
What do you worry?
I want to show you, I don't know if you guys still have it open.
I want to show you the...
I have it open again.
Okay.
Let me see if I can't show you the floats, like the actual floats.
Chad, how do I get to the floats?
Because I have a lot of these.
I've literally, Tim, opened up probably 10
and that's like $1,000 worth of M7s
before I got an actual good one.
But that's 1,000 in game currency, right?
This game?
Yeah, it's all, yeah, there's no, like,
you can't sell it for IRL money, no.
Right, okay, so.
Go to home, fucking stack.
And then what is it?
Is it collections?
Yeah, there it is.
Let's see if I can find this.
Oh yeah, so this, this is the float right here.
So you see it's a condition A. So this isn't even the highest condition.
The highest condition is an S and the float is a 0.731508, so it's not that good.
What I have that's insane is
Damn it. This skin here.
This flow is an S and it's a 0.0018.
Elite S Val.
This is like the best, this is the best in slot.
And that gun is safe right now too, I'm pretty sure.
It's the best gun in the game or one of them, yeah.
Oh my god. So how do I, it's okay, so how do I open these things, bro?
Let me get you a code.
I need a code for the currency.
I have some currency.
What do you have?
What do you have?
And gold.
What do you have?
Gold top right?
22,000.
Hover over it.
Hover over it.
And tell me how much your Delta coins is.
It's 20,000.
All right.
Beautiful.
All right.
He's good.
He's good.
Go down.
I have 20k as well so we can all do it.
Let's do it.
girl and hit Mandelbricks. Now you're gonna want to go over to Spectrum. Oh yeah. I did
have some sort of cutscene. It's whole space bar and then go to the Bricks and now we just
just scan 10 right Hunter? No. Well we want to I think we go for this. I mean me personally.
Oh you're picking the one you want. You can do whatever you want the the automata just
tell him that tell him that so Tim go look look look underneath you see the automata
you can pick. Like the Kate like
that would be the gold in the
case that you're going for.
Yes, so so go through all those
real quick and just pick pick
one that you think looks really
and you can press right
underneath where it says the
name it says price pull and
that's all the skins that
you're going to have the
opportunity to get. Obviously
just like with like a case
harden you can get skin will
change it's not going to show
you all the color patterns but
it could be red blue whatever
what you're looking for.
Whatever what you're looking for is an epic s that is a diamond if you get and you're gonna looks like it has diamonds around it bro
GGs
Look at this skander GGs
So which which one do you think I should go for the custom build s2 is really nice the spectrum blitz he's into is right
How do you think those two or what spectrum the spectrums are most sought after and I think number two right now is spectrum and most wanted
for that valve that I have
Okay, let's all do spectrum and then because then we'll triple our chances and let's let's just try to get it
Let's try to get it agreed another thing in this game as well after 75 cases
You are guaranteed a gold now that gold might be absolute booty cheeks
And you could also like yesterday open two golds in one 10 spin. It's not like it's only a 75 you can get it earlier
So I'm hitting scantine here. Yeah, I love that. He's never done this this can 10
Okay, you hit part this scantine
Okay, what all doing it? Okay? Oh
Oh my god, wait, what is this out for in there was it off for me too? Yeah, I just I just click through everything
We're on a miniscreen. Yeah, okay now so those little spinning things
Okay, as soon as you spin to the left of the right, you gotta look at all those things and they're gonna be either blue
Gold purple if you get a goal, you better start fucking doing something. Okay, oh, what ass, okay?
There you go
No way, you'll know
I got a purple in there. I have a purple. I think I have a purple. Oh, we want to go
So good. We want golds. Yeah, all we want is golds. I had a piece. Yeah, just hit apply and then skip
So I got so the best I got out of that was purple. Yeah, exactly
We're opening 10 cases, okay
What
I got purple again come on man give me gold
I got nothing bro I got I got green in here
It's like any other case you've opened in your fucking career
Yeah load it up it takes time
Use me up we can't quit we could be right there when we quit
I'm gonna watch 10 they have 20,000 so they're guaranteed a least
How many coins do you have I only had 10 I'm already out these are the most expensive cases in the game
But we'll get more coins for you to I got it. I got two purples
No, I got I got cases don't worry just you give them to I
Mean, I guess I should apply these right yeah, just yeah always apply. Oh, yeah, sure sure sure
All these are kind of
I think I'm about to be out of money, bro.
I said the bank guy is a little ready already.
Remember, we can also, there are trade-ups as well.
We can trade up.
Okay.
You trade up and get that, though?
Yes.
No way.
Yeah.
I got a purple one.
Gosh it.
That didn't even get a purple.
I got rail on that one.
Remember, boys, and three more Tinspin,
you're pretty much guaranteed a gold
and one of those three.
I think I'm gonna be out of cash here I am too did that have a quick huh these
are the expensive ones a purple again bro damn it check your guys's mail check mail
yeah yeah check your mails only greens only fuck check your mail I got shit yo
You should tell them that just give us as much as they can shit on so we can really go for this
Okay, if anybody gets it, it would be crazy. He gave me 10
They gave me 10 Ks 10 K
I'm gonna go again. Oh, I got a bunch. Yeah, so is this what they wanted during the hashtag? I got this is fucking awesome
Yeah, let's fucking go I
Got my fucking gun back from hutch nice. Oh chat. I'm locked in brother talk to me
I didn't realize that I didn't realize they had this whole system in this game.
I'm here.
I got purple again, but we're almost at the guaranteed boys.
We just got to keep on keeping on.
We're fine.
You just got to delta coins top up now.
Top up.
No.
No, I know that's what I meant.
Tell me you leave.
No, I didn't. Oh, there's so many purples in this one, but where is the goal?
Oh, you did get a lot of purples, though. Holy shit.
None of us have seen it yet.
Oh, again, these are the rarest ones in the game.
We're going for the big dog off the red guaranteed, bro.
Give me it.
If you tell them to give me 500,000 more gold coins, please.
Me as well.
I spun it the wrong way.
I got a goal, I got a goal, I got a goal.
Okay, rock, paper, scissors.
We need S, epic.
S, epic.
No way.
It's a, it's a, I got a, it's a C, bro.
Oh no, it's S, unless it upgrades.
There is a chance it upgrades,
but it doesn't look like it's the only thing.
It's T, blue.
So you can get a gold, and the gold can be bad.
So I got a bad gold.
Oh my God.
So you got a superior, which is okay.
But the C is just GG's you can see it exceeds twenty nine point five percent of players
That's as bad as it gets
Listen, I'm doing this for the whole watch Nick right over something Nick do me a favor bottom right that picture click that
And then where it says ID copy that and then
Send it to me. Yeah, I'm into me or just wait. I wait. I think they send me more. Got it. They said me more
I
Know go ahead be oh no you did get your guarantee gold right or no
No, I didn't get my guarantee no you did
He can get it early
Paced watch this above you in this chamber chow. Okay got it. You get multiple golds in one. Yes. I pull it
I got another one
No way!
To back to back, come on!
Come on!
Pull it up, Pudge, pull it up, Pudge!
I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying!
Be sick!
Don't leak my code!
I'm not...
It's a C again, bro.
Aw, he got cooked twice.
Oh my...
Dude, are you...
Upgrade?
This one's worse than the other one.
Upgrade maybe?
No, it's worse than the other one, bro.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh God.
There's no way I get back to back. It's physically impossible. Oh my gosh
Damn
It's opening old man. I can't it's opening old man. I agree. I just say you're lucky
I ripped all my should be good soon. You should be good sir. Oh
You're sending coins. I'm going for back to back. Yeah, there's got this
Fuck yeah
All right, I got you both pulled up. I'm gonna click through you
There was blue it's all over
It's not over bro
We're gonna get this we need something good me and hutch actually got like two crazy things the first time that we did this
We did we did I don't know how but maybe the game knows that like
That you're a demon. I'm out of money. Yeah, bro
All right
I'll stop. All right, dude. Just do another whole month parlay. It'll be fine. I'm off the stuff. I'm off the stuff for good, bro
So is there a way to get these gold could they just send me more yo Delta force was a slippery slope guys. I'm just like
I got so much. We can do this for hours maybe. Tim remember these are the most expensive ones.
So you can always have you can always open like the the MP7 ones. I know I know I know
I know I got you buying a new this early
Go right now
No
It's a be
Great upgrade it can upgrade baby
So where you see how it shows superior we'll take a bee though. Yeah, that's actually a sick skin
We'll take a bee though, baby where it says superior it can like upgrade itself and become an epic like right here
Yeah, rare, but it can happen apply. That's a stick skin. That's a sick skin
I'm going to pull yours now pull yours pull yours. Let's go come on Tim. Come on Tim
Are we just gonna rip through all these but we should pressure it right? I probably should play the game
Just probably play the game, but this game I'm playing right now. It's very fun
Tomorrow so we're gonna do that tomorrow as well. So if I just sit here and open for two like
I don't know if we should do that, but hey we could, we definitely could.
It's a hypothetical scheme.
Jack, be sure to click the pin like guys, you can play this game.
Y'all of course said they love to break openings, so no rush to do any gameplay.
Oh!
Dude, I told you, no legends bro.
That's weird, cause we love to do.
If you don't understand what you're doing to me over here, I'm all in no suck.
Come on bro, come on.
I'm about to put my bank account into this fucking game.
Fuck it, give me that fucking game.
Alright, I gotta start rippin' him again.
I mentioned, I mentioned, I mentioned, I mentioned.
Let me know if anyone gets a gold.
I got you all pulled up.
Yeah, yeah, wait, I have it too.
I, I, I, I want, I want to call it, bro.
I want to call him.
I want to call him.
Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm green slate, green slate, it's really bad.
To me, why are you hiding your screener?
I'm after every time you, you, you go.
I'm not.
Okay.
I'm pulling.
You guys off to the side.
Come on, bitch.
Remember, boys, we want a diamond epic. That's it.
That's all we care about.
Tim, check your mailbox and acclaim all boys.
I have claimed everything they've offered me, really.
Come on.
They just keep loading me with 10k and I just keep putting.
I just keep.
How much is 10k coins like cash?
I think it's three opens.
It's three open seconds.
Well, I think it's 100 bucks.
Right yeah, that's a hundred dollars. Oh my yeah, yeah, we are burning money right now
Come on
Bottom left bottom left
I
Everything's clean though. Yeah, and you're gonna tell me to claim all but everything was clean
I'm I'm we're doing a hard 20 hours miss need a re-up chat already. Damn. Well, I just oh I already had three other month
Another perp
You know
All right, fuck the purple spread all about the gold
Full green slate wow that hurts
All right boys my next one's guaranteed
Jackson gold gold gold I got purple
We're looking for a 90% plus here epic, please low float
low.
That is so sick.
Okay.
Nice.
That is a huge pull.
Good news!
Huge pull.
90%.
90% bro.
94%.
44%.
I'm flexed.
Fuck.
Oh my god!
Hold much, hold.
Hold hold we're here. We're it's a huge pool, bro
Please please please
Come on come on no float
It's fucking ass it's ass GG's oh my
Exceeds 9.24%
90% of players! 9%!
That'll happen.
91% of what people are pulling is better!
That's a stat. That's a stat you don't want to see.
Okay, so where is this gun?
I just, I just literally opened that.
I don't even know where this thing is in here.
Did you put it on?
Yeah, so I hit apply, but like where is it?
Okay, so this is the part that I can't help with.
Yeah, I got you it.
So you're going to want to go ahead and go to auction
at the very top.
Okay.
under rifle, you're gonna look for the M7 battle rifle.
Go ahead and purchase that bottom, right?
M7, M7.
So you mean to tell me I got the top 10% skin for that gun?
I don't even have the gun yet.
So here's the thing, if that would have been Tim, an epic.
I think I could build it out too.
I'll show you, I'll show you the difference here in a second.
So once you buy that skin, another cool-
I just bought three.
That's fine.
You're gonna use plenty of them.
Oh, OK, so I get it.
I get it.
So this is like something you would bring in, right?
Yeah, yeah, same thing.
It's like Tarkov.
Yeah, but if he wants to use that skin right there, Hutch,
you should have, like, Poach give him a gun code
so he can just buy.
I'm not about to explain.
So in this game, you know how, like, in Tarkov,
you get lost and try to customize your gun?
I can send you a code that will customize your gun
completely, and you just have to hit, yes.
Very nice.
Hutch, I invited you to my game.
Thank you.
And then invite Tim.
If you have not Timmy, you got to have whips, give me your a chat with
yeah, Mark Man.
Yeah, yeah, Marksman.
Come in, please.
Please.
Can you join that be amazing?
This isn't here, bro.
He's, hold on, I don't know where you just keeps going.
He just keeps leaving, bro.
Marksman just join any room cuz he'll help us out and then he'll
he'll have a beautiful gun codes.
Yeah, it'd be perfect.
Yeah, let's go, Nikki, we appreciate you, bro.
Thank you.
You said poach like poach poach.
Yeah, poach poach.
Yeah, poach like from Fortnite, bro.
Yeah, like I played tournaments with him.
Yeah.
Yeah, other poaches arguably.
He's playing with clock and infinite right now.
Yeah.
arguably one of the best in the world in a on this game oh no shit I used to
call him coach poach when we were playing for night
thank you for the coins
there we go baby
brother M7 code?
he yeah he just got that new gun he wants to rip it
yeah I do yeah why wouldn't you
was it was it good it's gotta be good there's no way
M7's a top tier gun yeah it shoots a little slow but it hits like a cannon
I got kind of like that would it be too much to ask for you to DM me that code as well
but then also how to put it on the thing that I keep buying.
Is it really that good or should I keep this gun that I have?
Even though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's so good.
Where are the gut like?
Like is it like a kind of like almost a loadout type of build that you build it and bring
it in?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He'll get you there.
I'll walk you through it quick.
It's super super easy.
to be fair hold on to be fair hold on to be fair it's not super super easy once
you learn it you've never played fucking Tarkov yes this is as easy as the
easy gets I see now there's a stash and I see an M7 yep
No, but he's gonna give you like a whole, he's gonna give you like a whole cake.
You can't accept his invite on discord?
I don't know, I don't know how to do that.
Oh my god, you're not fucking real.
Bro, this thing, you're not real, bro.
You're just scaping him right now.
There's no way static IP.
You need to be dynamic.
One employee is not answering the phone bro.
I can throw you a push chat if that works.
I got one employee.
Hey whips, help bro.
Please.
Bro.
Dude, you, Tim.
He's not real bro.
He's not real.
He's not real bro.
Exactly now what do I need I need?
Whips get in here
Marksman sent me something right on discord. Yeah, he's gonna send you a code
Descent whips. Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah, all right done
Nikki you'll never meet a guy that does less for his
Horse head up like he he's completely off him. It's down
Delegating though in a business this not what you do. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's bad
You need to be able to do this by yourself. What if this guy dies?
Stop stop streaming this is part of
We're talking about something that's just part of the game Tim
No, he's talking about discourse. I don't you need to be able to use discord like team speak
I don't use it like people message each other. I don't send me. I don't message people on discord
I don't know what that is
I'm using this shit like it's ventrilo, bro
Whips it what will you do with this?
It goes into his customization so on the main screen about your main tab here and then in the top right you see gunsmith
Copy that code
Whips and if you go to gunsmith
This should actually auto prompt you and then you can apply when you go in but otherwise you go to gunsmith rifle
What?
I'm so bad at selling.
If Marston would have DM'd me on 12, I could have.
Are you putting just the code or are you doing the operations as well?
Is this the code?
Hey, you could do the whole thing or you could just do the little number string at the end
of it, both were.
Fire.
Fire.
Thank you.
And then apply.
Okay, I see it.
And then you can just, when you're there.
You should probably be showing this.
I'm showing it.
So loadouts and then you hit save so you can save it as a, so you can just get
it anytime you want.
save save to go over to the modify top left and you wait wait wait hold on the
on the key I did I have the gun now you're saying do what it hits it's
little other top slowdowns then bottom right save okay got it and then I thought
the hundred okay I'm fine you can purchase okay okay and then purchase
thanks man so go to firing range bottom left and test the gun there well this
It's almost a million dollars. It's the full bill. Yeah, cuz he right. He puts all the crazies attachments on it now
You you want to go? It's it's it's good. Oh hell. You cannot do a cheap version of it. Oh hell. No
No, no, Nicky no way you got it you got it. No, it's it's uh, it's got too much bounce this
Way better for range in it. I'll build a better for range
I can give you a lower ads one with more recoil control if you want. Did I not just get that?
Where's my gun? Shit, no, no one away away. I keep seven.
I see the gun. How do I get the gun now? I see it in my gunsmith. Oh, it's if you bought it,
it's in your stash or just escape and then stash in the top left.
Your comms on the upgrade, gentlemen. See, I see the while while these dumbasses
are doing this do we
I said
more faces
I'm 13,000
no the sea I think you built me is so good
I'm I'm
walking so yeah put that put the M7
listen these guys are dumb fucks okay
we're not gonna listen to them being
dumb fucks I say
for me out here
you guys locked in we go for just
one more
We go for one more
Bro, it's just like dude, I just want like that all gold and seven would be so peak man
That all gold and seven would be
Lock in
Lock in
Oh my god, I thought it was a gold. Oh my god. It's a purple bro. Get the purple out of here
Why I think so much for the fiber, bro. I
Thought it was it man. I thought it was that I said so 25 sure
Yeah, purples are good for trade-up you're not wrong you're not wrong
Come on baby Come on baby
Don't fucking start over there man.
You don't really know what you're doing.
Give me that man.
Except.
Wait what's going on?
Yeah well at least I'm doing this okay.
I got Nikki.
Alright.
So wait what is Silver 3?
I said yeah, you have no right. That's okay. We get so okay, so you got to hit prepare
On that screen on that screen hit L for loadout. This is gonna be a golden for you
Yes, go down to custom on the left-hand side
side okay we're gonna build your doors back here from here we're gonna ignore
the guns you can always switch guns whenever we should go with the armor
and the chest breaking crap so on the right hand side where is my gold icon
where is my goal yeah where is my phone
We're guaranteed one in this big come on
Come on don't make me run out of money
I
Please
Come on bro, don't do not make me have to have to spend more although I'm gonna spend more no matter what
I'm going to get ready for the next scan.
Kill me.
Please.
Someone's going to get really lucky looting Tim.
It was a fun hour.
Uh, shall I order further?
Nope.
I'll do one armor repair and one helmet repair for the ones.
Workup.
Workup.
Workup.
Workup.
Workup.
It's all right.
it. We have a guaranteed one next time we open it.
Are you saying we're gonna have sex or what?
No.
Ready, Freddy.
Okay.
Thanks, Clint.
Okay.
All right.
And then once you're okay, in the bottom right, hit save.
That'll save that kid.
So if you ever die, you can just auto-rebuy the full kit, the heals, everything.
Now, Hutz, I want to be transparent here.
I'm walking in.
I'm walking in.
I'm walking in.
I can't believe you do not know how to play any other fucking character
than this chick.
So you'll have to put me on somebody very easy, very cash money.
No, take it.
Take it.
Are you sure?
I want you to have fun today.
No, no, no.
is your smile and having fun.
I'm going to go bait myself, I'll bait myself.
No, we're good, we're good, we're good.
I'm ready to die.
Don't worry.
Inflation, huh?
Yeah, they get you.
What's this?
Okay, so now you're going to go with your primary gun?
You're going to quit.
But you just want to do the armor as a save one, because you don't want to rewire the gun every time.
You might want to change guns sometime.
No, I don't have any more coins.
I don't have any more coins.
I don't right now.
Let's get a couple of games and listen, Delta wants me to do more than just gamble guys.
Okay.
We got to show off the game at least die three or four times and then I'll beg Delta for
more coins.
Okay.
Stop calling me fat.
And then we do that.
Hit the ammo by the game of the light trick, isn't it?
I'm not rich again.
Chad.
Look, it's Delta tickets, which actually we can give away these.
you guys give away five people each chat give away time give away time in my
safe box yep you can always reload out of your safe box
quick release out of your pockets otherwise you can always just so I'm
clear this is like really my first time I think I did something like maybe months
ago it went down to forces but you guys are bringing me in here with like a
million three on my first run yeah you're good
Hush is he owns
Okay, I'll buy more cases. Don't talk to me. I just opened up 20,000 coins worth
Oh my god
Oh, it's oh my gosh, it's nasty epic
Actually, it's here 0.05 upgrade upgrade
that's a nice one 97 brother she looks kind of nice
she was kind of nice that's better than three percent like oh my god
what is cool have you seen that by the way have you seen will you just open
uh kc one seven no no the skin go uh go go look at it aren't you running that
I don't know.
No, I'm running the CI.
OK, got you.
Bro, that inspect is really cool.
It's not worth as much as the M7,
but the inspect is fucking pink.
You have one of those built.
I do?
Yeah, just hit I.
Oh, shit.
Is there a way for me to test this gun out somewhere?
Yeah, right click it.
Yeah, the range, the range, the range.
Yeah, they have a whole pirate right click a hit modify and at the bottom left range. I just drop
Second bro
Nicky this this fucking guns better than the other one
Which one it modified to me the KC I
Didn't work there
For you, but like I think you missed the click
The recoil oh, yeah, you know them sevens a high recoil gun, but it hits hard. Yeah
Yo, it's kind of feels like I'm on 60 Hertz
It's uh, you're on it's your it's your it's your 60 PS
Graphics, do you know how to change that?
No, I had this cook bro. There you go. There you go cook for the record waves got on but I had that I had that
Listen we believe in you, bro now as well as well after you get done shooting it press I
This thing's got so much balance bro, holy like your ass
Yeah, is it like a mouth feature in this game? You got a fat ass, but I wouldn't use it with that gun
You just know what my pot on it. Tim when you jumped it like if you just if you were standing you started jumping
Would your shit clap?
Yeah
Wow, then press I it's incredible
It's caked up, bro
Yeah, yeah cook open that thing up. Yeah
Open there boy
Oh fuck her decent specs. You're so sick.
How is he saying that? Yo, this is crazy dude. Oh my god.
Now, let me show you Tim, if you still have my shit open, the difference between yours,
which is really really good, and mine, which is epic, is this.
I pulled you up.
How do I get...
I'm stupid now.
Oh, I have to un-ready.
Sorry.
So look at the holographic all around it.
So yours is better than mine?
Well, it just has the...
It's epic, yeah.
This is what we're opening for.
Wow.
There's an insane like full diamond rainbow one.
one it's that's one we're going for
about to lose in here
he got like a one with the crazy unique pattern
me summit you're really going to but so they got the unique pattern
oh really let's not put my camera for this game by the way
Right center, right a little bit up a little bit where I got it where I got it
Yeah, she should probably move yours over to I'm not gonna let you guess there when you're opening cases
You can't see that the tear or the percentage. Oh shit. I definitely ruined that then
Yeah, you should make sure you're gonna go before we get in there
I I'm ready for sexual vibrations when he's well me as well
I don't want to rush you. I don't want to rush you. I want everybody to do whatever you got to do.
I'm ready. I'm good.
Right.
Yo, I think you should consider giving these guys this
he-I-D you gave you, bro. It's so good. It's so good.
And I don't know what you are playing with. I don't know what you want to play with,
but yo, this gun, hush.
This guy is very strong.
I got no business gunning to these guys that I got.
Yeah, that gun's good.
It's like, yeah, it's a bit of metal all around here.
It's just good.
Like, you see Timmy not hitting those things deep? I think maybe we give him the gun.
I
Mean the in seven is a pretty hard gun to just rock out with yeah, right like Kimmy you're starting off on hard mode with that gun
I think I mean
Actually good snipe me can we give him a sniper?
Yeah
Can you put a sniper on your you gotta make your thing put a good sniper on it so that way maybe
Maybe, Marksman, do we have Timmy Rock?
We can just shelf that, it's not a big deal.
He can just hold it for another run.
Maybe MP7?
Maybe MP7 too.
I said I'm trying to see I, MP7, let me see.
Maybe MP7 would be the gun.
That actually might not be a good idea.
Yeah, will do MP7 sniper?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Wipz, I think you can show these codes.
The codes don't matter, yeah, you know,
these are public.
Yeah, he can show them, he can show them.
Yeah, I have all that shit for builds for everybody.
So, you're good.
Yeah, I was going to say, Nick, is there a place that you can go to see?
Uh, the codes that are in chat that are being posted.
The channel that just says all of them listed.
The codes in chat that are being posted are for these right here, the delta tickets.
We have a hundred codes to give away, and each code gives 500 delta tickets.
You can use these for market transactions, can be used to purchase most items in
the store.
If we go to store and I believe, where is it at?
Is it here?
Where's the Delta Ticket Spot at?
I know it's somewhere.
I don't remember.
Let me, I don't want to leak anything.
So give me one second.
I'm pretty sure it's right here.
No, it's not this.
Where do I go to use the Delta Ticket Chat?
Does anyone know?
I'm sorry. Get back in there.
Marksman, what's the best?
Where do you use the Delta tickets at?
Tickets are used for anything that's like non-mandal brick related.
You can use them on character skins like the new.
Got it.
All right.
I found it.
Two Raiders skins.
Two Raiders skins.
Two Raiders skins.
Two Raiders skins.
I found it.
We can do this one. So like if we wanted to go for her, we can convert our Delta tickets
Lich, yeah, and then
Watch by gonna be the arrow
So what we got
You can round it out
She's like aggressive smoke and gives everyone passive
He can play more than just play solo.
Or Vi-Ron or...
If you don't play this game, can you be a moment of silence?
He's a good support player.
Sounds like he can start playing the game, huh?
But both of those aren't really support.
I guess maybe the smoke one would be.
I don't have them unlocked, by the way.
You can buy them.
Oh, wait a minute. Do we go for this guy?
This guy's a lot cooler.
Okay, Timmy, just pick either one that he just said.
Toxic is the trick.
is the chick in the middle of the
game. Okay, okay.
She has a self buff, which
reduces recoil and makes her
ADS quicker and straight quicker.
Easy.
Oh fuck.
That's what they're used for.
It drains me down like 10 health.
Okay, I got her. I got her.
And so now my
loadie's with her. Turkey!
I'm saying I should not use this.
We're gonna get in there you guys don't remember this is Tim's first time really playing
So he's just trying to understand everything this shit. Okay, where you go? That's fire
Okay, does he have a good kid was he have likes the heels and in the backpack of stuff or do all that?
I didn't hit stash really quick make sure
Stash top left left top left sorry. I got it. You got heels got repair. I got that. Yeah, he looks solid
Okay, all right get the right ammo. Yeah, you got gold ammo. Nice. Okay. If you want to get season pass
It'll give him a two by three safe box to the two by one
It's like five dollars or whatever you have coins actually, so you just buy it pretty buy that. Yeah, definitely buy the bottom
on the
Six
I mentioned I mentioned
Can I get this guy Timmy's hitchy a real quick? Yeah, 100%
We're almost there you buy the box
Oh, there you go. Yeah, you used to the battle age the regular one or battle pack, whatever. I
Said I'm like, there you go. There you go. Yep. That's good
Yeah, for the price the thing is they give you so much go the red Mandelberg is actually kind of nasty
I got a 500 K red from that you got a bunch of legendaries on that too.
All right. So I just have that naturally now. So now go back to stash again.
In top left. I'm lost. Your right.
Nope. Stash. There you go. Stashed up left.
And then click your safe box at the green two by two icon.
And then you can change it to the seasonal one, two by three premium safe box.
Do you just get that every time now?
Yes, that's permanent for the season since you bought the battle pass. Yeah, so I should put all my ammo now
Yep, you throw it in there. Okay, and then just reload from your safe box drag it in. Oh
Really, you so you just do it like that. Okay, I'm gonna try the ammo you in
We do that in case like a crazy fire quick death or something
But I'm right you're solid
Thanks, bro. Appreciate you, man. Thank you, bro. Wait, I got mail, bro. You've got mail
Yeah, yeah, please please
Thank you, bro
Thank you
Shout out delta shout out nicky shout out post
Shout out. We're gonna pull that m7 diamond. This is just we're just going in
We're gonna shoot some heads for you know a little bit and then we're right back to the journey
It is what it is the journey man. Let's go baby. I cannot believe you put a 97% or brother
Disgusting dude just a random ripper. That's just hit it man. It's so good
This game is fucking awesome for sure. I love I I can't believe so okay
When you get a percentage on something like that
that literally means there's only 2% out there that better have a better one
out of all the skin combinations everything but if you get the best one
yeah say 100 it says 99.9 that crazy I mean gold coins from I mean I've
already got a DM saying we have the green light to rip so I will literally I
I will open these things until I get the 99%
Yeah, I'm in
I'm in
I'm so in
I will, dude
Okay, we should get in quick. I'm gonna finish real quick. Go on, move it
I'm actually gonna run the restroom as well
Game is worth playing Luda's value. Yeah, man. Again, you know
Help me get the bad rep like truly it gets a bad rep. I personally
Think this game is awesome
I hope is the boy that through us playing it gets you guys playing it gets everybody interested and it starts doing great
On Twitch and and the player count gets up that'd be absolutely amazing if these 32nd Q times back in the game
Would be I'd be amazing so believe it or not
I've been playing Delta Force since it came out and it was literally just it looked like
Like, uh, battlefield. It was just the battlefield mode, and that was during, like, the downswing of Escape from Tarkov.
So we came over to play the battlefield mode, and then they came out with this mode as well.
What is that?
Oh, that's a new one!
Oh, lock in, boys. Alright, listen, we're gonna have to coach. Like, we're gonna have to, like, really play well.
Cause...
Just play slow.
Don't die to abilities, and we're good.
think my problem is is I struggle against abilities bro like it's very hard
for me to get around the abilities in this game it's always been my struggle
yeah I know I know they're not here hopefully fun
okay I'm here oh my god I'm in oh my god don't overload potential dangers
That's a run in the other helmet. I don't like this one
Dude, I love you have one blinding gas was a blinding gas
All right, Timmy so this is uh, this is where we're rockin
Nick's character he goes forward and he can pull himself back and he has a self-rest
But anytime we're in a fight
We're gonna try and prioritize having Nick go first and we just swing whoever he fucks up
We'll just use him for information.
I'm trying to see what my ability is to.
There's a drone to blast allies increasing their handling hits.
We've got a really bad spawn.
Really bad. We have people potentially left and right here.
I'm starting to get the hang of this game. I can't lie.
I think we go left. I think we go left and fight for the other area down left.
We see the red icon on the map.
right now so that's called so that's called admin and that's that's where we want to be
that's like where it all goes down but getting there right now for where we spawn is going
to be kind of jammed.
I'll just say I will jam.
I hear someone sprinting on my left.
I think it's a bot, we want to go down this way boys.
Remember, team TKK is like, again, it's very much like Tarkov TKK, like you get
shot you're instantly by. Super quick bro, super quick. Be very patient you're gunfighter.
Are you on controller for this? Yeah. You run faster with a knife? Yep. I believe.
I have people nearby too. Take it slow. Yeah. Right here in the Timmy hot like I'm
literally like like from right here right I was standing here I would I would drop
my armor and I run out and like I'm gonna get knocked I'll probably get a
kill I'll be getting like you so I'll probably get a fucking kill and then I'm
gonna get knocked out of my position so I use my alt with you and releases
and essentially get a trailer noise that's for Nikki your hutch so what it
you throw the bugs right go ahead and press this thing you can see it so
what that will do is that there's anyone in front of you it's gonna like
latch on to them they're gonna have to take it off I believe so whenever we're
in a fight especially in a building if you feel like there's someone near you
you can throw that into a room or down a hallway and it will fuck them up and
we'll give us information your sniper here take this
ground take this and take that around the wall stuff so if you just aim in the
direction that they're at it doesn't need to be a clear path it'll go to
Okay, so you just aim where those little lines are where they're gonna be and then just go in through this hole
Let's loot this area up
Hey, why does it say I'm no spare ammo and I pick up ammo?
I gotta put it in I gotta I gotta pick it up
I did dart this a second ago. I don't think anyone's here, but are you heavy by the dart? Yeah
We'll go up top loose this room
I
Someone's already hitting the extraction you get out of here. We should go
Yeah, you start moving that way. I'll catch up
Go with him Nick
Good Nick and a golden crown nice already going
They probably pulled a red or something super rare
And also Nick they could be baiting for us to push in be careful
Yeah, they actually probably are
I mean it's early bro. It's it's so early like doesn't make any sense for them to be doing this
Unless they kill the team off the rip and they're just trying to reset like a little early I'm coming
Bang out
I'm shooting a dart now
Big fight happening for our left. I can't figure out how to get around this wall
Okay, listen boys boys. They're fighting if you look at your map. They're fighting on this symbol right here
I can't mark it for some reason right there
Yeah
I'm walking up your head. I'm going to right here. You can't go up there. All right, sir.
I'm darting 30 I think they already did it maybe that noise I don't know I think
it might be like an alt or something and they see my laser probably right yeah
yeah they're gonna toggle it hold Y or just tap it away I know watch right
I
Be down this path steps steps. Okay, I can't tell that's the higher
Right am I right? Yeah, I feel it's not. Yeah, you can you all is I got off from here. Yeah, all thing now
Is that player so how do you know is that I didn't voice
there could be there could be someone inside of top careful this is where they
were gonna hit that button it's wrong I do people up top Nick you can hold right
now we go up top if you want y'all go up up that way let's go here now we go
Don't walk behind him, Tim.
We bait him.
Keep following him.
Door, door?
My door.
Hot, hot door.
You're fucked with that, or what?
It's like glitch in Black Ops 3.
You go forward and just come back.
I'm hearing a lot of steps over here.
I think there's someone over here, man.
Go right, I'll hold this angle, Tim.
Feel clear, right?
Might be right across, Nick.
Yeah, I'm getting my stand on the right.
I hear something, wait, shh.
I just heard like, I hear voices at the uh, it's okay, they're going across, yeah there's
nothing, I think they already led bro, I'm not gonna lie, dead shit over here, a lot of
people moving, I think there's people on me, I'm here, why are you left, I'm coming
guess yeah I mean maybe maybe it was just rats I don't know they just came in
looted and then ran they got yeah they probably pulled like a red that was too
big to fit in their ass oh yeah it's like six by sixes or not three by three
is that they can't fit in oh that is so soft oh man no way they're even fight
here okay there's got to be another team coming in nice warm blood I'm gonna
I should get my stamina back from which way hutch from the right or left dark
town from west west got it fuck yeah
see them in the same way that we came
here yeah yeah they're up here and go over here and use your old down
this hallway. On this hallway on me. Yeah, I see a laser on me.
Yeah, throw it. Anything? I can all I can all push it over.
Do it. Yeah, someone's gonna cover me a little bit.
My name's all right. I'm gonna go back. Yeah, go back over to him. I'll hold
this beautiful got one I heard someone else move right off that shot oh I got
to heal it's gonna swing right to me gun out gun out gun out coming yeah I'm
gonna heal them all go in there okay you all me up
okay ready
I
Don't see him. I'll be through here. Yep
I help us yeah, I'm coming up
I
Done nice baby. I was a guy that shot me
Still with you
Right, bro. Yeah, okay. I'm gonna go try to get a rest play rest
us close doors it didn't be sorry bro the fucking res is a wild game actually
that does take a while holy shit when you get up you gotta like heal so you heal flesh
you then you gotta heal your vest your armor your helmet okay
not trying to be a monster armor you're good you're good you should get your healing you can
pressure now you guys are solid these guys are really good at 3-1 on them now in order
for them to rest Tim they're gonna have to come and grab these boxes even though
they're full killed they can rest at least twice but the timer if it runs out
they're not gonna be able to rest we should go ahead and do pop easy this
guy right here one two we have three box oh we have two boxes of these how
we killed this other guy you think we want to I don't know what to take
here bro this guy has a lot of your best I think yeah you saw the say you masked
it was a good player and you didn't do bad at all when you shot him you crushed his armor
yeah stop out yourself like that throw on his chest rig for your chest rig 20
slaughter instead of a 14 you just drag it onto your chest rig slot I got
sorry no yeah it's gone throw away your armor your armor is not worth
that gun so like throw away the armor that you have and put the gun in your bag
Nicky you think this guy's gonna try to push for his boys? His stuff?
I think those guys were doing a duo queue and they're feeling like our random pills
the last guy and they're not in the air, otherwise they wouldn't have been in the air.
Where are they hiding?
I think they like to give up right away.
Okay.
That's how to take his backpack.
Yep.
The pretty spotter.
Great.
Drop the armor out of it.
Oh.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
You know you take back the med kit as much you already over weight actually going up my kid
You're over like you're you're so heavy. I put that motherfucker down low key
They were geared I do I wouldn't win when you guys swung to do a bathroom. I saw the helmet
Yeah, so he was the guard right like it so that he's he pretending to be the
The boss just he just has the boss's mask on like you can crash that this season
It's just better than regular shit.
All right, so Sam, you left.
I left my gold crown in there.
Yep, I have it.
Here you go, gold crown on the ground.
You also left your M62.
So another thing to keep in mind in this game,
ammo is king.
Like that's where the money is.
So anytime you're looting a gun,
even if you don't take the gun,
you want to right click it and unload it
at the very minimum.
So one thing you should do as well
is in your chest rig, you're holding a 17-slot chest
rig.
Oh, no one's looting this guy?
Sure, I'll loot him.
Brother I am, I'm here to just, fuck.
Where is that?
The DRC ADV, nothing, drag it up to the right
and then go pick up your helmet you left.
Fuck, I'm gonna kill everybody.
Love that, love that about you.
Put it on your other guy, you have your other helmet.
It's just so good to have.
Demon.
It literally says demon on my knife.
That's what y'all gotta run it, you gotta fuck.
I mean, and I'm not just saying this voice.
Oh shit.
These guys were fucking juice.
For the sake of you.
these guys play the game I knew the name by the way oh you did I don't know for
sure we play the same people all the yeah don't hold my nuts
yeah I just got this back they said all aim assist
oh man that game's here on me yes sir what's the best my god you are you are
so fat right now from holding everything you'll have like your stuff level up to
hold extra weight you're over like you're over by 2.9 right now in the
bottom left this year your value is your weight value what's the best way for
me to fit two red bags
I need you to have to meet you. Hold on. Hold on now
Can go in your bag and look at the m249 right click on it?
Actually, I'm sorry just left click on it. I'm back
There left like I'm just gonna drop a lot of shit so unload for the ammo and then double click off the muzzle
just double click it'll pop off okay get out of here get yeah and then yeah
double click off like the optic there a few of those one-flotters the barrels
not worth shit so yeah and then you can just drop the shit let me check the time
Yeah, come here Nick, let me check it out, Nick come here, check the timer, okay.
Type shit.
Time we go, time we go.
Fucking Captain Ahab, look at that.
Are we ready, are we ready?
Yeah, yeah.
Andy, you ready big dough?
I'm gonna hit the button, I'm gonna hit the button.
No, no, no, button's gone, it's already used.
Button's gone, JK, JK.
How do you know where you can extract?
Go ahead and hit the map and then just scroll wheel out and you can see it.
I think it's green.
So if you, well the greens it depends.
Like the maintenance tunnel at the top that's no backpack.
One more head and two is western highway right there.
And then by doing what?
Why can't we go tunnel?
If you click on it or if you hover it, you'll see unequip your backpack to extract.
So you won't be able to carry anything in your, you won't be able to have a backpack on.
You have loot, so we're gonna do that.
Alright.
But we have follow Raven's arrangements.
And actually be with a lob.
I know we want to kill, so fuck it.
On my way.
Tell me, if you need a good soldier for some tasks,
I can follow mine.
That dude that swung us, Nick, I got shots on him.
He killed me so fast.
I think I shot four bullets and hit him.
I'm gonna watch it back. I want to see how it works.
And you armed him, I think, once or twice.
Maybe the arm yeah, but you did crush his armor too
Even with the couple bolts you hit the m7 hits so hard and it's so much armor pen you broke his arm
Yeah, it's a head. He's head. He's your king
It's all it's all that chest zero ninety five that's the end of the bag
That was his main best the armor swap to a second best in fact
Maybe like CS you were hitting them in the body
I'm like one back in the day or like when you yeah, we're like a taxi
I had that when you drop off armor same shit. They had a second arm in the bag
of extra weight in the circle. Remember, one still left, so just be careful. That was
a terrible dart, I apologize. That dart shit's so fucking awesome though, I can't lie. I
love it.
Nicky, does games cross platform? It is, right? Yeah. It's free too, free. On your left,
on your left. No. Wait, how does Tim have that mask on? I found it off the guy. He
We're gonna kill you. Oh you look sick
It makes my screen look like I'm wearing a mask
Okay, see yes. Yes. Yeah, I don't like that. You know it to me like the the number one helmet
I remember post telling me this mother helmet. Yeah, but it's
It looks like that like kind of what you're looking at right now
I kind of bob. Yeah, I
Rather keep purple and be able to see
Yeah, cuz it limits your vision
Big time. Yeah, it's still the best man who also has nothing on the back of it. That's actually a real mask
No, no, no, the cross platform is very good
For you
Yeah, the best durability one was the cheater helmet looks like that. I mean
I
Get any talk about like like adding more players to each match
It
It's it starts with 18 or like this damn is 15 it goes up 21 some of the math
So I mean
Problem is you know that math I mean I can find people in the first five
I want I know I can check them. It's randomized, but I will find
Okay, so you think this next run marksman just shocked all yeah, so how would you even put anybody?
And that's a successful first run yeah
That guy I have two million dollars two million three point six mil
Sure that's good if you're coming out with M's man, it's huge. Let's go. Let's go. I got zero operator kills nice
All right got the money
So this is this screen is this like a move all or is this like
I just can't just a lot because you can do it back in the radio stash
I do I do I do love the PVP in this game, bro. I do love it. It's nice, isn't it?
It just feels nice man when you when you get a fucking knock it's like
Okay, so the one question I have though when we come back from a raid like that
It's just like auto deposit everything into my stash. It doesn't I know you can throw down
You gotta I think you got a manually so like so I gotta go to L hold out and then buy it bottom right again
Right. Oh, you could do that too if you go back
So that's one thing you can do if you go to the bottom and then go load out again and select what you had equipped before
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. We kind of some moat that guy by the way
Yeah, so
The bottom right prepare again or load out sorry
Yeah, change helmet and okay. Let's talk. Let's talk. Let's talk guys. I know you're
hearing the boys talk about this that any other. Oh, I want I want to be able to see
and this that any other as you might understand our role. Okay. Our role isn't to sit here
and laugh and have a good time. Yada, yada, yada. Our role is when shit hits the
the fan. And it's Tim's bout to lose two mil or we're about to clutch it the fuck up. I
want to clutch it up. Okay. And that's just that. I have to be the one who actually had
the sweaty shit. That's us. And I'm sorry, purple helmets, those aren't tanking two
shots like these helmets are. I got to rock the gold. I got stuff. I got stuck, I
I got stuff I got stuff now there is another gold. I think that doesn't have this but I
Don't even know if I'm correct saying that to be honest
Just stamina booster and grab that real quick action around these
Yo, I will say I wish I was able to sell this stuff a lot easier. I know I can batch sell it
I'm pretty sure I'm ripping my economy doing that. No, we ought to do all the boys are getting ready
So like where should I stop clicking?
I would get rid of everything that's gray there even the f-fax the top like the blues. I would agree that too
You can also if you click and then just drag your mouse over it
I got you easy I'm ready to roll my role Jack
What about these simple things? I need these
No, give it all those get rid of the white painkillers next to them as well
You can get rid of the green painkillers if you want
You're really pretty sure for sure green ammo shit
Okay, I'm like that and then I'm gonna rock I'm gonna rock gold backpack. I feel like
Rockin the other backpack. It's just stupid. I shouldn't be doing it
That is that I enjoy winning, but I don't know if that's gonna have much more
I want you want that
DK SK you have in there and then a
Like a med crate you can take that field
By two a claim the inventory soon, then this ammo is different. I don't need this ammo. Oh the revolver good
Hey killers. Yep, great comms
Hutch do you want that?
I lose fucking hutch a sniper. No
So what's cool about this game is is once we leave anything that I give you automatically to send back to me
Audio life
Oh true you guys been holding brats, I know this for Nick
Say again, sorry. Are you holding your breath while shooting?
Is that like
Oh shit
That's here. Oh
To hear point eight so eight
No, no, it's superior though, man
I'm gonna be honest after you set the bar so fucking high. Oh, we gotta take those man
It's a great guy, but you've just said it so hi. Yeah Nick, tune into my show real quick. I'll show you I'll show you I'll show you a couple guns here
You make me sick
Let me see it wait, where are you are you in your fucking laboratory? Yeah
This is the gun that you have just an elite version of it
Yeah.
Why is that one so much cooler than mine?
Is that what is insane?
Is that superior or is it at least the whole other level?
Okay.
Elite vows as well.
That is insane.
Scars.
Ah!
What is that?
Is it a little game?
Is it a little game on the side of the game?
Do they have a game on the fucking-
In the 7th?
You guys have played Super Peninsula with that,
where you can inspect this,
and it has the aim trainer.
Do we're getting frame logged right now?
Like, like, literally, bro, it's trying to,
I thought I said he probably goes, let me show you.
Let me show you.
It's just the proof.
These skins are fucking crazy.
They do a really good job with them.
You're just going to let him flex on you like that.
What do you, he partnered my stream 25 years ago,
and now he has better guys than me.
What do you want me to do, man?
This guy owns me.
Tim, did you know that?
Nicky gave me partner on Twitch.
Really?
20 years ago.
I think it's his day.
Yeah.
Wow.
2010
Wow
Can I have that bro is that like why is that is that like you're a dozen? It's like changing colors
Don't change it like a girl. I mean, yeah, that's so fucking. Yeah
I got a rip more cases
Realized that they had already up we're going back in
Fuck all right, but you look for more case than finally get in there
I'm about wait. I'm about to open up a goal real quick
It's guaranteed it's guaranteed guaranteed goal here coming then hang on he canceled a cue
We're gonna get to it.
Just watch.
We'll see it.
Dyriteed, come on.
Rip it.
Come on.
Something good here, please.
Is it really Dyriteed?
Dyriteed.
Dyriteed.
There she is.
Come on.
Come on.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
It's ass.
It's ass.
It's ass.
It's ass.
It's ass.
Oh, it's so high.
Five, bro.
It's so fucking ass.
Oh, every burn it off.
Burn it off.
This is like when you sit at the blackjack table
and you and your friend are winning
and your other friend is getting hammered.
Bro, I'm getting destroyed.
I haven't gotten shit today.
Oh.
It's OK.
I got something.
The dealer keeps doing that really sad thing
where she reaches out and grabs your chips.
Like, ah.
No, it's even worse.
It's even worse.
I got the Russian dealer that's smiling at me
Yeah, she's fucking
She's
You get a fucking 21 push
Sorry, I hit on soft
21 they just gave me more money
another successful we have another successful raid here we make a couple
mill and then we drain our accounts who's in I'm in let's do it you want me
to ask tears give me an epic pro yes tears I want to ask your epic
give me the stat track holographic they know that we're like gambling
I have to know right yeah, that's pretty good. Okay, who doesn't know that we have the wallbreaker event
Which is where we can gamble in rate. So we're doing that we open up basically, okay, okay you explain
All right, well you're gonna have two spawns close to you inside cement plant and hard left on the edge of the
Railway you guys are exactly from they can spawn there
You'll know if they're there too if you walk put cement
There's be a hole in the wall if you look up top left on a little banister like thing
It's in a rocketeer that walked there. It's not there. That means they
Nikki Nikki Nikki pull me up. Just tell me tell me if I'm
Yeah, you just died
Okay, come back come back
No, no, but I'm hearing people I'm hearing people. I think there's people here
Shot by someone
Who just shot me?
We should really take top. We should get up. We should go up. We should go up. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go up. I'm playing go
Watch yo, what do you get? I am I love nice like tells me what you're healing to I just saw that
the right great to my to my left
very much yeah him no it's an AI today I
they're on my right I think hopefully I alright
someone is stopping under me that's a I say I can't do that right now is mini
I hope you open the map to see major that little little area below it doesn't have a name that's the mini substation
That's what I do right now
That's a move
Yeah, you're shooting in this game. You almost want to shoot like CS
Yes, yes
You want to spray but the head tabs are just everything
Hey, I
I'm darting in front of us. No secrets. All right, well our left is clear or at least I think so
Let's go. Let's go this way. Fuck that area. Go to the big dog spot. Yeah, we're gone
Gotta watch our right here
So right now what you guys are out there is you, you wanna have a PK Pop.
So like, you choose a base, shoot it while you're on the open, make it your leg, you're then dangerous.
Uh, A&Killer?
Yep.
Alright.
Oh shit.
It's just a standard. Click the little skill model.
Yeah. No, I put it, I put it on purpose.
A&Killer Pop. Okay, pull them.
Careful, careful boys.
Fuck, you don't have your dart for a little bit, huh?
No, uh, 50%, we can slow it down just a little bit.
Can use my alt and they can actually find like one lane and not here. We want you to save that for like inside the building
That's them they're fighting right now they're fighting we wouldn't do a full burst like that, right? No
Okay, we get in just let me I'll leave
I have a percent away for dark. I'm dart out straight over the top. Yeah, he's dart first
They're gonna never get around.
Starting now.
I didn't see anything. One low left.
One drop.
And once we get to the top, I throw that shit down the hallway.
Oh no, there's another one down there.
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
You know like the little bridge where we're coming up on Tim?
Then you can throw it across the bridge.
She let me go first though, before you do that, I think.
I think someone close
Careful careful they just all did with the bungee chick and one is you Nick
Yeah, she's right up shit came through that shit. I'm throwing it. Yeah, right down there
Have you ready Nick? Okay, let me go first. I don't think it might be below us. I think they're below us
on me that body on me
on my right over here yeah no one does beautiful coming over to you now I'm
canceling it yeah cancel my hope I didn't have to fool yeah there's a whole
another team down these staircase okay they're down here I just heard them
side of the door. They're outside. No, no, no, let's say I smoke smoke
underneath me. Yeah, he's right. Sorry. I'm coming to you, Hush. Hey, come to me.
Careful there over here. Ten. Where's your old? Where's your old? Where's your old?
That's 60%. There he is. I see a resin. Yep. See this one. That might be resin.
You just threw this wall. I just saw my second go right here
Yep
Yes, yes
They're running back
can't we flank them yeah throw it but you're where you at Nick I'm hurt I don't
have I don't have he's right on this corner
mark me
play play play play I was thinking that
Careful to there
No, I think they I didn't know that they can climb up through bathroom they can't they were probably either hiding
They're not moving playing no audio or it was a second team. Oh
They had us I'm looking at the guys POV. Yeah, I do now simply someone may be behind us to they crab
walk the entire way that timing was insane no way
yeah
well I love it though fuck it
dude hey it's nice to get in there isn't it
it's nice to get in there
I need to learn the difference to a bot in a player
because I don't think you will unless you play as shit done
because I mean even I'm struggling with that
they walk weird for sure if you ever hear a jump though
5% player like a drop bots can't jump or drop off it
Okay, I applied my lodie again, and now
Let's get me the mp7 so I don't bring in this mad expensive gun every time. So it's this
Are you looking marksman, I think I just did it right
Which ammo do I want for that?
Okay
with so hard, man.
I mean, you with, but I just like fucking walked out
with an idiot, John three.
I swung on that back corner.
They two were peeking me like they were in.
Look at it.
The kill came out of us.
They're very triangulated.
Like, yeah, you were screwed through the man in a fucking
in a closet in the back bathroom.
I was the two man from the solo downstairs.
I never heard.
I never saw.
I think it was the two man.
I think it was the two man because I saw a wall hacks
on on their screen because I was marked by something
and they had they could see us.
They were split the whole time.
I killed Cam, but it was Lunar.
Oh, it does.
OK.
Yeah, but I didn't fight a Lunar down there.
I thought a Hackclaw.
I'm here to prepare for Lunar, too.
Oh, did I?
Marksman, I'm good, right?
Yeah, you're good.
You're good.
Yeah.
I'm just preparing and running AFK.
So I'm going to go back.
I'm going to be good.
I thought it was a Hackclaw.
Set up auto hold breath.
I was going to say if Tim could run a Hackclaw to do
that way if you're not sure how many there are,
or if they're bots, you can just blow the hackle out old.
I think that's the key.
I think we wait for him to come back, Nick, and we do that.
Yeah, because what I mean, it's what I understand is all,
like you throw the swarm and then you can just kind of chase
after it and it's gonna just like annoy the fuck
on anybody it hits, but-
But it's very directional, like-
It'll kill you.
If you get hit with that and they wait a second to push you,
you're gonna have 20 health down on you.
Yeah.
It also, the season they changed it,
it kills your audio.
so that you can't even hear when you get swung once that thing hits you, you're like
oh it's when they're in your face
yeah, yeah
it's good, but is it like, you know, it can be good
it's yeah it's not like, I mean it's good but it's not the easiest for a newer player
like difficulty of play is definitely up there with that character
it's not like a freebie where, you know, Hakkwa is good
and she's easy to help if you're new
yeah I think we go that, I think
Do you have your auto hold breath set up much do you wanted to do that?
I don't think I do and I'm I'm rocking in B7. I don't give a fuck
You have a sniper out the semper's fucking lid man. Okay, why it is lit, but for me man, like I just I
Never get a
Opportunity to use it and to be 100% real with you if I'm in a sniping battle. I'm probably already dead
really you got that aim on you man yeah I got that spray aim I don't got that
that's night brain bullshit I'm not in this game now whenever the jiggle peeking
me and shooting me on the second fucking pixel peak crack heads man I shot
someone yesterday with drac and he was like instantly you got double head
tapped it's a 0.1 second kill time you die instant if they land it's so quick I
remember playing counter strike with these guys man they would just AK tap
someone across the fucking map so so quick I'm like yeah right dude I mean
see ass is all about like counter strafing if it was never for me yeah
counter-strafing spray pattern number one jaylor IRL is crazy it's like you
strafe when you shoot you don't stand still yeah yeah it's just it is what
It is and you can do that in this game too, right? Like are you doing a lot of like jump jump shooting stuff, too?
You buy our eye full jump swing corners that full fucking speed brother
They have this thing too, and you can bind it Nick where your flashlight like bursts and it blinds whoever you're shooting at
When you ADS or when you're shooting like while you're ADS or whenever you're just hip-firing
You just hit it and it it's like I don't know if caught it
When you die to that it makes you it makes you feel like you're poor
Yeah, yeah, exactly on like the US servers the China guys love it on the Chinese server they all
All these guys
Servers so that they get better players. Well, he does it but some of the really good guys together really good guys
Yeah, I'll pass on the one
I
Heard there's not a huge difference though like it dealt those just one of those games that does good with ping
Why do you why do you play you what's the trick there?
It's not bad right now on any it's not bad on zero damn, but on the hard maps
We should take we should take Tim to the map that we played that had the head came out when we did the last that it was really good
Yeah, it's a really good map.
I'm upset.
Warrior, thank you so much for the four months.
Appreciate your back.
I think I like that one more than I like this one.
I definitely like this map.
But it was real.
Brackish is game.
A lot of people like Brackish the most.
Where we were just fighting was administrative area.
Yeah, admin, admin.
Yeah, that's where all the loot is,
where everybody fights every game.
We got a good spawn, right?
We go right in it.
We go straight in.
Yeah, you get first spawn.
Yo, Marksman, when I use my insects, I see them going straight and not like taking a...
Well, we're opening the most expensive cases in the game, God damn.
There's other cases that you can open that are a lot cheaper.
Our cases are like, all or nothing, probably nothing.
Claire, are you...
Why?
I'm in this game where I see just random people and we're getting hard.
Random and rank doesn't matter either.
It's just, rank is like that participation of, hey, you can play, you got bills, you rankers up, here's full title.
No, we actually had the best spawn. Nice.
Yeah, there's always gonna be two spawns on admin, one's east, one's last, you got the...
Yeah.
111 ping, huh? Okay.
You get a bachelor, this is gonna be Brazil.
Like you do.
and they accidentally hit you over and put it in the game sometimes, like,
hey, I'm in South America.
How about Brazil?
Yeah, how about Brazil?
Should I leave this flashlight on?
The flashlight? Do you use the flashlight?
I'm not sure if you buy it and step for it.
You don't even have it on to do it.
It's you.
So, like, you look at Nick and they hit you, and Nick looked back at it,
and you just see what it does to you.
It's blinds the shit out of you.
You only got two charges.
It's going off.
I'm burning it on me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, the rocket.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Alright, so, Tim, there's a spawn on the other side of the admin.
The rocket guy shot. They're in there.
There's a... Okay.
Shoot down the fucking pink one.
Shoot in the legs.
Already on me! Already on me! Already on me! Already on me! Already on me!
Oh, shit. Yeah.
I got you left.
Oh, he's up on top.
for my left I'll take up top though yeah I can't
that'll happen
at least I can spectate in this game
$50,000 gun to that one
All right, we're gonna switch up those so shut up. You're gonna play hack claw
That way yeah, cuz it'll help you her old will tell you how many people are in front of you
And if they're like if it's a real player or not if it's zero it'll show nobody
I'll tell you
I got your left
That was so funny.
That was so funny.
That'll help for like, just figuring out who's in front, how many and if they're real players or not.
It will draw a line on the ground to where they're at.
If you look at that line and then hold your flash as well, that flash will follow the line and then go flash.
Dude, I was just watching on your left.
I got you left. I'm dead to my left.
I'm just so die so hard.
Dude, I was trying to, I was trying to let you guys know that I'm, I, the other spawn
was going to be, then of course, by the way, so you're on the right. There's a staircase
that goes up to our side. There's a gigantic 800 pound dude with a fucking turret walking
up the fucking staircase.
I got shot when I was trying to figure out what was the need for some such big like red guy with a pink gun.
So one thing with the AI in this game, I can't believe I haven't told you guys this yet.
You can just knife them on the head.
Those heavy guys should kill them in two knives. The small guys should kill them in one.
I was gonna say it really threw me and Timmy for a fucking-
Oh, I heard it!
We heard it.
I did.
We had a full plate on our side.
Oh!
No, don't worry, I'm working on this.
You were saying something as it was happening, but I couldn't process what you were saying because I was so locked in
What was happening around? Oh, no, you weren't locked in. Yeah, I was stupid. Maybe we use a different word
You think I should start having using the purple embo I feel like I'm just burning this legendary. I'm over
Nikki is there a character that's put him on that's just like only you feel like you shouldn't be bringing a gun
hold it's already opening it's opening i'm here i'm here super low flow
that's here please epic please upgrade please upgrade bro upgrade that bitch
fuck it's not done hold on the 88.8 what are you talking about okay so now i understand you
you you want to go from superior to epic epic epic is okay okay crazy i'm about to go buy
stuff for a fuck you guys ready up and then open things up as you ready up
store nice bricks of you on the board yes mp7's under custom build s2 I'm at
you guys bottom right select reward make sure you have the mp7 selected yeah
I like your word
Thank you, bro, I might be fucked I have three points heaven M's left in my in my kid is 2.7 M's
Watch me watch me pull this gold Nick watch this show
It's all green bro
Might be the lowest flow maybe the work
I feel like I'm spinning this is not good I think it's a coincidence they make you spin something by the way
they know what they're doing coincidence I think not that's a purple
my gun does it have attachments on it yes it does bro I think no it is not it doesn't
why don't I have attachment it didn't go to the uh
Yeah.
No cancel the queue stop the count, stop the count.
Nick please bro don't make me go in.
I don't even have a grip on this one.
I've been spinning cases and I'm not even there I was about to spin a case.
No please cancel please.
Jesus take the wheel.
I don't have a touch.
I can't sit.
I can't sit.
I took a screenshot on Delta Force.
Oh my god.
No Nick.
I've lost 22 million since yesterday bro.
Oh, that's 22 million in two days nice buddy nice. Oh my god. Where is the mp7? I did this down here
What did I do wrong? I green green green green green green green all green god damn it
Damn it
And then hit the bottom look at 39 left here
Okay, I have
shit
I'm going to do this here.
You're going to go down.
But also do this on the top right where settings are green, green, green,
blue, blue, green, purple, and go keyboard and mouse and then controls and combat.
And scroll down to the bottom basically and you see where hold breath is.
Is your shift key?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where do I go?
Do the next bind.
Let's go to deluxe collection workshop and then assign it to your right click
and then just say yes anyway.
Okay.
And that way it'll automatically hold breath while you're aiming.
Oh, that's cool.
Where do I go to get there?
I'm ready to go, my bad.
I have attachments now, guys.
Back to the slot.
I mean, the case is.
In collections?
Well, doesn't matter.
Makes them crawl.
No, Max found.
I don't know what I got.
We played a raid, we got a team wipe, we extracted, we played another raid, we got
I'll just regular Mandelbrick, okay, so that little Mandelbrick you see at the bottom in cement plant
That could be a red Mandelbrick and if we do a red Mandelbrick
It's guaranteed a redding game which can be anywhere from like 500k to a mill in game currency
Fusion core is like
Oh
Oh, it's five mil.
Seven mil.
Holy shit.
I thought I was over playing that.
Don't play that.
Nick, look at me, bro.
We have limited useful information.
Okay, dude.
You just burned my monitor.
Oh, it like staves your screen per second, man.
Yeah, imagine.
Yeah, right.
That right there will flash anyone in front of you.
That ball.
How long is it shooting me for?
Oh, five seconds.
I'm going to go forward and it comes out of your left hand.
Is this a nice dude?
Throw a knife to hack a lecture.
Yep, and the walls were two.
Those guys were great.
They only supported the guys.
So my alt is the thing that tells me where people are.
Yep.
Yep, look at where they are within 60 meters in front of you
in a cone shape, like a white cone.
Get straight in, gentlemen.
Straight in, straight in, straight in.
There's four scans on it.
So you can use it and then run forward and go like this.
Six meters in front.
Six meters in front through a four-scan.
okay
remember when we get this avan building we're not safe we gotta chill we gotta like
yeah
walk the fuck in
we're good we can come all the way up top
and now it's a sketchy
okay we just gotta get like somewhat control of our side bridge
down
We have to... here I should've shot.
Hold it down out there boys, don't worry, I'm gonna be in here looting.
Oh my god.
Tommy!
I had...
Wait, what?
I head shot at him.
Pushing, pushing, pushing, pushing, pushing!
He's right!
Tim!
Somebody I'm here. I'm
This brings right right in front of me here, I'm calling back to you if you go for us
Yep, I flashed him I flashed him
Need you to come in right there
Yo, this is either high pain or something that guy's happy maybe
I got one to the doll man sniper 152 you sniper Jesus
I feel like we say lock in and then we just disperse and we don't lock in like hutch was like I'm going to loop
Right, no you have to watch the bridge
And but like I have to take a peek at her so my her someone's spitting up on there
And then she's snagging me in the head. I have fucking hair right in the face, too, bro
I got like two hit markers
On her head
I'm fucking broke bro
Feel like I feel like I'll prove right now. Although I will tell you in these sevens really pricey right now
It's a seasonal mission. It's it's an expensive SMG. I don't know
Let me figure out a class I like bro. I don't like these classes you're putting me on
You're also turning off the laser so you're hurting you're handling your ADS speed, okay
So when you hold that like the whatever button you have set for the laser flashlight, you
can specify which one you want to turn on.
Yo, does the riot helmet make it to where I don't have that screen?
Is there a healer that I can hit a button and it resists for me?
Yes, that's Vlinder.
Her ult will auto res on the ground and you just go tap the body.
Who is Vlinder?
She's the support character that you don't have unlocked yet.
I kind of like the way Timmy's thinking right now.
Yeah.
I can't lie to you.
Bro, I got two of those motherfuckers there.
Let's try to blinder out, bro.
You never peek that.
You maybe toss an eight and then do it.
Yeah, never peek that, bro.
I can't lie to you.
I can't lie to you.
Like, I'm peeking that all fucking day.
I'm peeking that until I get destroyed every day
for days, for weeks, for months.
So I learned how to peek it correctly
because he fucking peeked and it was fine for him.
There's a couple spots there that you can peek
that give you like a really good heady.
That's all.
Like the spot where?
Yeah, they get their first two.
Spot where Tim died from last time.
I got, got your left.
That spot is a, it is a-
Hey, can we look at this please?
We please-
25 mil chat, W's in chat.
W's in chat.
Let's see.
25 mil, he's lost.
behind the wall. Come on man. Like what do you want me to do? Yeah, that's laggy for sure. You
also did hit a heady. He was one bullet off of death. That C.I.19 will two bullet anybody
unless they're in a red helmet and they was wearing a gold a gold dickhound. You would
have two bullets for sure. I'm just saying that felt the weird. No, it was laggy. You died
around for sure. But you also if you're watching that where you're cropping right now that
window directly on your back will peak that same angle even tighter and you don't open yourself
They said, ah, I'm feeling like I'm doing something right now.
There's another window.
Yeah, I see what you mean.
It's the same angle.
So I'm walking back.
I don't fully understand.
Like I keep coming back here, right?
And I hit my gun and I'm looking for, like, where are the MP7 or the M7s that I built
out?
You have to select the M7 or the M7 and then go to pre-send.
And then, okay.
Yeah, dude, that MP7 is more money than this M7.
That's because you already have a default m7 right now. So that's a hundred and the gun by itself with no attachments
It's 200 am I so broke. I can't buy this ammo. Am I fried?
No, you're fine. Do you have 120 bolts in your stash to right now? Oh
So you're really only buying like 60
But ammo is the like the expensive part of the game I
Would say most of the raids I'll be going to we're probably burning like 800 then same. What's up, baby?
All right. I'm ready. You go bro
You just take your time.
Whatever you ready.
I'm ready.
You think that during this entire
hashtag ad there's a chance that maybe you can
get a fucking kill?
Maybe if you didn't go down
I wouldn't have to lay my life on the line to
gig you. That's kind of the
gist of what's happened.
What happened right there? Yes.
That happened twice so far?
To be fair, to be fair. No, no, no.
Because who res who first? Me, res
To-to be fair, that motherfucker threw her bullet around the wall.
And I have evidence.
Like the movie wanted?
Literally.
Yeah.
Like I'm already on-I'm gone.
I'm not even on the fucking screen.
Here's what I think, okay?
We have got some on again.
Same as one.
I obviously don't fully understand what I'm doing, right?
You two definitely need to link together because you guys understand a lot more than what
I am doing.
We-no we are.
Me and Hutch were fine right there.
Hutch did great.
He killed two.
I think I'm not like we weren't there. I was on the other side and you were like a tiger.
I will say hutch is looting reds. I don't fully understand that as it lays.
But you know hey listen we gotta let big dog do big dog stuff. I mean I'm not a red guy.
I'm not gonna find the reds. He'll find the reds, right? He's a hound dog.
I'm gonna go with admin. You know what guys? The guy who knocked the only two knocks that game,
he's in the wrong and I apologize for that. Okay that's me.
You definitely I mean I'm on the hook cuz I'm
That's good to know you can always cancel that so like we can date that res in that situation next time to oh
Man, it's shock. I missed three both those cabs GGs
I
Don't you worry
Wait it
They are here
So can I keep bridge right now
We should but I was diaper okay
I'm down.
Okay, hudge.
Can they be up top right Nikki or no?
Yes, that's why they're right there. You'll see them where you're aiming pretty much first right there.
They won't do this. Do they jump up at the main floor?
And they run on our right side.
Pushing up right.
Two dead!
Wait for my intel.
Well, I just think you gotta return the last guy here.
Alright, team is down.
Come on.
Go get him, boys.
She all got this.
With you, with you, with you.
Watch the sickest.
No, that's your guard.
I can't really tell where he's gonna be.
to me i'm just gonna start walking out a little bit usual i don't have the i'm the
res person now oh shit
with me are you you stop no no no
oh you're up i'll stop i've been just running around a little bit trying to find this
Let's ask a...
Give airhut or no?
No.
You're a user, okay.
With you, with you, with you.
Right, right.
What the fuck does he have there?
Are you okay?
Right, no.
I just got hit by a fucking rocket, bro.
Okay.
Right, you can self-heal really quick.
I got your rocket here. I don't know where this last guy is.
Hutch is just looting. I'm not looting. I'm holding the bodies in case he comes back for a rest.
I mean if the guy's hiding or trying to play some weird weird route you just hold this friend for the box
I mean it's always gonna be a 1v3 in your warrant. I feel like you're sitting in a fucking door bro. I saw one of the guys. I think he just crossed down hutch and next to him.
We can't tweaking that's gotta be good. Let's go
These bots can run
They ran for the hills boys, I don't know where he went but he ain't here
Hey, Nicky when he throws his arrow, how do we tell which dies as Gavin?
The stands are red, the players, and I don't know why they do it.
Players are orange.
You think they could stick more of a different color, but it's the tone.
Players are like, it's like a track of cone orange, and the stands are actually red.
Okay, nice.
Yeah.
Okay, we're chillin'.
And he can come back at any point in time to get his boys, right?
No, once they're boxed, they're full dead.
Like they're box already, they're not bodies anymore, so those guys are a lot of match now.
Okay.
Alright.
Go ahead and repair your armor as well, thin and then use your search kit to finish your armor leg.
I just heard what sounded like a bot aggrowing outside where I darted towards.
Is this for my turret kit? This is for my armor?
the bottom one next to make it straight down it's like you're seven o'clock
these guys were fucking potatoes that blue gray helmets shit yeah not here oh
my god I got to use it again Marksman you got them both you got them both now
I just got out of here, uh, armor, which is not, it's going to your, your backpack, right click you, or drag it off.
How much, shots? Shots? Your shots?
I don't hear shots.
It's an STD vest kit.
Okay, so that's not on the five bind.
Yeah, it would be if it was fit in your chest rig.
I thought your chest rig is full with other kills right now, so, I don't know what I'm talking about.
On me? Is that one of you guys?
I thought I heard some extra stabs there now by you, but I think
Someone looting are you looting right now? No, it's players
I'm gonna staircase fucking shield bro. He's got a shield. He's shooting me. I was just jumping in him
Come on beautiful. He's like out my window
I
Your window it's in here by yourself. Unfortunately
Inbox I'll go I'll go I'll go
I think it's possible to talk
That's a bot.
It's falling back.
There's your kill.
It's still low.
Yeah, what's the third?
Yeah?
Hey man.
Yeah, he's not geared at all.
There's my third.
Coke can.
There it is.
There it is.
There's your kill.
Sure.
Come on man.
Take it.
Take it.
I have not gotten killed during this hat.
We we we truly need you to get one like that
Sometimes you gotta be the guy that gets shot when you swing
Let's go to the other area. Come on. Let's go, boys.
Got a car. Fuck you.
I didn't loot anything in there, bro.
Let's go, boys.
Weird fuck. We ain't here to loot.
Right, that door. Go left.
How do you do the barrel rolls?
Hey, I just bought my kid.
I got like a little roll.
Go to the smaller depot spot.
watching I didn't get any reeds over there
things might be an opportunity let's do it get a little reset in all all red I
did not know it was orange I'm over here Jesus
Basically playing for bots when you arrow.
Why don't we come back in here?
We're leaving.
We're going to hit the extraction button and then we're going to go out.
We're going to leave.
We're going to come back in. Don't worry.
Get you your kill.
I'm letting you out.
You'll come back in and get you yours.
I mean, don't you worry.
I can't tell the steps.
I don't know how to explain it.
the steps between a bot and a normal player so here's something that's kind of
helping me a little bit it's like when it starts picking up at speed yeah you
know I mean like when it's when it's quick and you're hearing it like
almost changed from sounds like a lot of those running that shit
Oh
Yeah, there was another team out here boys, I think
I
This was that that that third on that team was out here looting before we run in there and try to help this boys
I'm gonna get a red
Had to be that third
Yeah, well, so yeah, I got here is looted
Give me I got this thing. I have two drills
If you're behind this box or some shit, maybe you're like in a different room
We're gonna ready to push it. I can throw this drill
There and it goes through it and it
Was it gonna work on him
So if you were to throw a disarm it was hitting an enemy in your next room
Also disarm you
I'll see you claim it!
Does that thing automatically look for someone knocked?
Yep.
And then, you basically, it'll start rising up.
You'll see a bar, you'll see a timer, whatever.
And when it's full, you walk over it, you raise the button, just one.
You can tell Nick pushes his mic towards his face,
because it just gets so low.
If you raise it in the middle of nowhere,
and he gets down and re-killed again, and he's pulled out.
Oh
Dude, I thought that was a fucking guy Jesus
We guys have this raid just hide screen check mail you should be good. Hey, oh, yeah
Third is 30 seconds out
Are you sniffing my ass? What is going on?
I'll get that little wave, I'm gonna laugh
Check out the inspector
One, two, three
Wait, I can't see you inspector, you can't see
Damn, miss opportunity
I'm fucking looking at it.
Good job guys, good team win.
Let's go.
Good team win.
Right guys?
Holy shit.
Good team effort right there.
Holy shit.
We're getting dangerous and close Timmy.
Let's go.
Lock in.
The fourth homeless guy, you killed an admin.
I mean, get out of the way.
I feel like that was the team I probably wanted to get in a gunfight with.
Not this fucking red helmet guy.
Yeah, no, it does help when you're four times the value.
It does.
Yeah, we can you can you can do that thing though where you yeah
know your loadout hit L and then on the right just pay for that
What you do you're getting it down you got it like low down I got you teaching me
bro you got it
you know I'm in that like TV through it's TVP I'm ready I'm fucking ready
like I need a little more ammo you got your mail oh check mail yeah wait is this
is this my good with attachments it is right yeah right yes
High-screen check mail
I mean my guy that I killed first had a vow with about 500,000
Make it seem like those guys were your bro. It's like, you know, we kill three free kids
Yeah
That guy had a bobcat with a
Hold this goal, bro the two piece that you got the game before we almost lived that would
Know but it happened we just needed fucking tuna over here
Yeah, maybe have some situational awareness
sticking out
Let's go man one kill at least
Kim shaggy the goalie man wild card activate Wow wild card
God if I get another assist, I'm gonna call half on it
We do this game and then we open a shit ton of cases GG's
We're back tomorrow
Get out of that drop point so they could spawn in front of us though right at the barracks add this is a bad one
But we want to fight here first
Okay, I can't oh
That's gonna be over here
Spawning over here, and that's where we probably we push yes, and they're probably gonna come like right here
Same spot as us, and then we're gonna fight them on our entry
Yes or no
you rock we can drop them right oh we can bro yeah I can't I'm me ammo you need to
hide me all right I don't know I don't know I don't know it needs 60 by 51 oh I
got 30 bullets time to make a cap I'm done I'm getting shot for yeah I sure fine
I got the behind the top of the road
It was not good
Once close like right here, I'm shocked from over there. I pulled back
I think I'm fighting the left. I got a cheeky angle room under my big walk past. I don't know if they're gonna expect me here
I'm just taking my fight. I died. I'm coming over to you, Nick.
I'm next to a good spot. I'm just up there, right in front of you, Nick.
He's in the truck.
I got a reveal right here.
No more hiding.
Why? What the fuck's happening?
There's a guy right here.
right here
You're right. I hit him. I hit him. We should stay we say we say it going with you
I got a kill I'm out of ammo
I got tonight touch
nice you can raise just him he's in a one he killed the other guy before you go
use your old use your old use your old
and you smoke them in half a month he's all just go to him yes we'll go for him
you might have to go a little bit near him though go to go toward him look for
him look for him for a snipe what do you talk about right or no he's trying to
focus on a full kill me from the rock right like if you look straight and
He's ready. He's trying. Alright, Tim you work for him. I'm good. I'm good
Where is that new team? I don't know
I'm dead too bro. It's a new team man. It's cool bro. It's cool
They're running. They're pushing they're pushing these clothes
He'll do knit. He's pushing down like I'm on ammo when that nick
Biggest one and now for nothing I swear if you had ammo I think that there's a world where he gets to right there
Whoever you're looking at down there is sniping at me and hutch all the way up on highway
There was a guy above me in the rock. I was underneath that guy in between the other guy
He snapped out three of us
Kill bro. Yeah
That kill we're loaded for tomorrow we know we need
See that shot you see that shot you saw a shot, right? It's like I understand. I understand what's happening, you know
Tomorrow will be way easier because you got a cannon. That's the new can
Yeah, it's just a one taps everybody. Yeah one taps everybody any basically anywhere. It's body. It's the one tapper
I'm gonna open a couple of these cases. Okay. Well, where's my new cannon?
Hey, you gotta craft the ammo for it. It's only craftable ammo. It's red ammo and the snipers a million minimum
The fact that someone is running around on that map with that guy and it's like not real it's not real
That's a little weird
To use a sniper
I got a fucking split. Thank you so much for the help today, bro. You're a legend. Thank you
Of course, of course, no problem. Geez, but we would love to have you if you're if you're available
You guys getting on tomorrow Nick and Hutch just text me
You guys want to hop to that early I'm down again, okay?
I'm probably gonna get on a bit early and just kind of play it and just get a part of cool for it sweet
All right cool for today. I message to see if we can get more coins before we end the hashtag ad portion
I'm gonna see if we can't get some more gold remember chat exclamation mark DF in the chat y'all to try out Delta Force day
It is free to play and it's a lot of fun man. The gunfights are fucking punishing though. Holy shit
Might just be a switch mark Delta Force
We're going to be playing with
peanut tonight. Yes, sir. Yes,
sir. Now the question is. The
question. Do we? I don't know if
the coins are coming. If they
are, we can always open them
tomorrow. I think I think we
practice a little bit of league
before we get off.
I think I think we practice a little bit of league before we get off
I think we practice a little bit of a league before we end yeah
Little bit of league practice a little bit of league practice I think so
I think so I think so
Were you a peanut playing tonight arc Raiders
We'll play our graders, but we're also going to be talking about our plans going forward for the team. Oh
Yeah, I need to do that
Here we go.
That's all good, I had to make a group for our AT&T team.
Mods, can we do AT&T practice?
We're the best, best jungler to ever live.
Super skinny, super petite, great, good looking, beautiful, sexy.
Can we do that for the title?
False advertisement. Man, fuck you, man.
Six pack, yeah, six pack. Full head of hair, lion's mane.
Simple stuff.
That was cool.
He told us who the first person to reach Challenger in the region was. That's cool.
Bro, has that guy slept if he's already reached Challenger?
I found you this fiver you can have it oh fuck us so much GG's hugs thank you for the
shout out to the Grayson earlier I'll show him when I pick him up from school yo man
I appreciate you brother I appreciate you man like Grayson though I said what up alright
You guys have it and you don't know. Let me explain. We are now practicing for the AT&T tournament. The AT&T tournament starts on next Thursday.
We are probably going to be jungling from everything I know.
We're probably going to be jungling, so we're just going to be practicing jungle. Our picks right now are as followed.
So I am confident and believe that I can carry on, although I won't need to, let's go and
be double lift.
But, my best character is in the jungle.
We got Vali, we got Mundo, dude I'm really good at Yi, but obviously Yi is not probably
something we want to play, given that we have double lift.
Probably not, probably not Yi, but we have it, um, probably not Yi, but we have it, and
Nocturne.
That's pretty much it.
I could also play Nefiri, I love playing Nefiri.
I wouldn't say I'm super good at Nefiri though, so basically Mundo, Volley, Nocturne,
Yi.
Those are our picks.
Also, I have played a lot of Kane, but again, I don't know if Kane was what I want to play. I don't think I play Kane
Play Nocturne. Yeah, you're a Nocturne man
I think Bali but yet to understand like our
Whole identity in this tournament is going to be playing for Doublelift and I can play Bali and tank and play for Doublelift very easily
Nocturne is a little different
You know?
Wait, did Tim just open up an elite?
There's actually no way.
great great. I do need to turn on my volley. Volley bear you got GG. And the
jungle. This is what I want here. And that's good. Beautiful. No way Timmy
already got an elite the MP7 or you gotta be shitting me
bro and it's nasty it was the third one in there
bro and it's nasty
Is this not how you do this bro?
You previewing your new, new, new meatball?
Wait is that a diamond?
Is that diamond?
Oh my god, I can't believe I got this and I unboxed it and I didn't see it bro.
Is that a diamond?
These skins in this game are fucking next level, Ralph, literally.
Wait, is that Diamond, actually?
Shit.
That's what I'm saying, it looks like a Diamond.
What was the percentage?
Doublelift, yo you wanna play flex after this one?
Dude, um, fuck.
I mean, I have games with peanut at 8 though.
That means I gotta go straight.
Fuck.
Yeah, might as well.
I'll guess. Neaprack, bro.
That's actually insane.
as it actually nuts
i cannot believe he just got a diamond
fucking insane
as actually insane
We're going straight there.
Aw, bro.
Feels so bad.
We almost got to him.
Oh, what'd you see?
Okay, I mean, but it's still a leap, you know?
Still a see.
Probably should have saved smite for scuttle though.
Let them die.
I'm going straight across.
I'm going straight across. I know I should probably clear this camp, but if their jungler
is here I can get the uh, the Scuttle. He kills? He doesn't.
flash nice not terrible not terrible we'll take it
We will take it.
Our Garen's getting absolutely smacked over there.
Yeah, there he goes.
Ah, he lives.
Good.
And there he goes.
We knew it was coming.
We knew it was coming.
No one shocked.
Baron's getting absolutely thumped bro.
I better be careful.
He ran back up.
I mean I could start drag but I don't have bot lane, prio sadly.
Diving I mean yeah, we have a little six for sure
And I'm glad I didn't start drag beautiful and Garen's shoved underneath our I
Think he's just dead potentially here
Yeah, he's cooked. I'll waste our time
Bot lane is dead again.
I feel like this game might be just virtually unplayable.
Top lane is dying, bot lane is dying, it's just not good.
Yeah, where's ult?
8 mid to dive tower and then run away you sick fuck.
I mean I could to be honest though.
I mean we're getting whoop in all ways right now
I'll be able to pick up one mid
Oh
Fucking a man
We shouldnt die.
There we go.
I don't know.
Brands fed is he?
Ah, he was some meal.
I'm going straight here.
Actually we can go top.
get a kill here and then go there.
I see you blue.
I'll see you buddy.
I still haven't gotten my ass a kill here.
Up in here.
Actile fool up in here up in here
Yeah, we'll take it I mean I'm doing everything I can it's hard to get excited when my entire team is just absolutely feeding but
Hey, what it is? Hey, what it is?
Come on!
I'm gonna like re-gank top lane.
I don't need bitch
I don't
All right, you can only do so much
there she is you're not hit that you dumb bitch he's he's actively he's
actively killing the fucking... oh my god.
Great job, Garen.
You're doing great, man.
Oh, goodness gracious.
We got drag up in a while.
We're doing okay.
Our bot lane's 0-5, our mid lane's 0-1, our Garen's 0-3.
What do you do?
farm that's what you do
Hey, so let's laugh well, okay, hold on hold on and bot lane's dead again
Looking
You go
I'll be able to go bot lane actually in a second
Hey
Okay, hold on returning things
Could be a big opportunity here in the bot lane to stay Garen. Love that. Or not Garen, but Brandt. Love that from the Brandt.
No sir. No sir.
Come on!
We're doing things!
Might be able to turn this.
I might be a little optimistic here, but hold on.
mid. Stay there, jungler.
Where's uh oh he died somehow okay that's good that's good good we're gonna build Merc
Treads yeah I'm not too worried about Shaco I'm too worried about Shaco listen
this is one of those games we just kind of got to go balls to the wall man it
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
Not looking good.
Guys, it ain't looking good.
We're going to go for a steal here.
I don't care about being there first, we have no, uh, maybe not.
He's coming over here, I might be able to get a free kill.
What the fuck was that?
Ah, the port's roaming.
I didn't even see the support those bad. What was that noise by the way? Was that him? No. I don't know what that was
Tweeper. Thank you. I keep forgetting it
What am I building next probably this now
You're a visage next yeah
Yeah
We have ult now, we can attempt the steal.
Bro, just getting subbed, Dev.
I have no presence here absolutely no presence here yeah brother I'd love
to there's gonna be if you ever
well yeah I mean dude I should have listened to the fucking one and
Oh and to the support who's playing what she's playing. I should die. I don't know. I don't know. I was stupid of me
You're just giving up
I'm going after this shit. Fuck them
Fuck it. He ain't gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'll smite him.
I'm dead. Shield.
I
Drag terrible smite
We got we did our job. I mean listen man like
This is just gonna be one of those games is gonna be super tilted
tilting at the first because
We have a 1 and 6 AD carry and an 0 and 2 support.
We have double AD carry playing in bot lane.
Our top lane is doing some things.
We just need a full camp clear right now.
We've wasted so much time on that drag.
Fuck everybody.
Garen's coming in from the flank though.
They don't win.
Nah, no way.
he's he's moved oh he hasn't
haha the box bro there's actually no way
We've definitely chased a little too far, definitely chased a little too far.
I don't want to stay here for top lane.
We can look for this, right, yeah, we look for this.
He kills, yeah, we're dead.
Alrighty, well, we got our whole shit stolen.
That sucks, ass.
of
I don't really understand what our AD carry was doing there trying to take that ship.
Okay.
Okay.
Fuck it.
She can try.
I'm not gonna let her fuck that bitch.
She ain't taking from me.
Bees, kind of flipping this game a little bit, gentlemen.
We're kind of flipping this game a little bit, no?
Jesus, bro.
That guy's damage is insane.
I
Give back the lane quick
Holy wick brother, my goodness gracious.
Nice.
Touch a bitch ass character, I hate him.
There's still that.
Party cleared, 20 seconds, we'll go hit, brugs and then we come back.
Yeah, I wouldn't say I play league. I tend to play league very different
Just practicing for the AT&T tournament man. You know the vibe
Not be able to
Do something there I
Cannot fight these guys solo in any way shape and form
I mean we just need, we need Garen to walk over bad.
thing garen do your thing
someone flank him
oh garen
wrong one
He's dead. It's cooked.
Maybe not.
Yeah, Garen.
Yeah, I knew that. Shit.
It's over, it's over. I'm overextending like a motherfucker.
Yeah, it's over.
I should never win it.
I saw Garen fuck him up and I saw that the AD carry actually did something. I got excited.
I should have just ran back.
That's on me.
That's on me.
Worthless AD carry.
Uh, don't get banned, chat. Don't get banned. Don't get banned. That's our name of the game.
Just don't get banned. We're gonna have people going two and fucking seven. Worthless as a shit flavored lollipop.
And our goal is to not get banned when we have them.
I still think we scale and have a chance here
The band is part of the game ha ha ha you lying, bro
I'm looking, it's actually huge, absolutely huge, low hand, just, I'm just getting subbed
Yeah, so brutal, man.
It's so, it's so brutal.
Do I have a support?
Holy fuck.
Haaahhh.
An old Garen just hanging out.
You literally don't, yeah true.
You know that is so league like I don't play this game a lot, but the first time I play it
Today we get a game or we have an MF support like dude this community. It's just so
How'd you look at AT&T in the title? I'd rip it. Oh
my god
What is wrong with these people?
like I truly feel like I'm playing with dude dude there's no way these are
functional human beings there's zero chance who's picking to play support and
they're playing fucking MF man
I can't listen to this as I'm getting my ass wopped.
I can't listen to that as I'm getting my booty cheeks clapped.
Well, everyone's dying again.
See you later team.
Good job everyone.
And that's Baron.
we set up to steal
by trying to steal this is not even worth
oh yeah, they're doing the bearing
They're doing the baron, they're doing the baron.
Do something jungler, you have no vision and there's five of them.
Do something jungler.
Set up for drag.
that again honestly nice play
fuck my body is so shhh just jack
Nick made me do this no no we had the AT&T tournament coming up man how to
of practice can we please oh my god
We have lost that one.
Aw, dude.
Please, let me down, you fuck!
Gage.
Yeah, 80 carries about to get one tapped.
Yeah, let's do this 80 carry.
Hey, ahhhh!
I'm not going to say anything.
FF.
FF.
It's lost.
It's over.
It's over.
It's all jeej.
It's over!
And I'm pissed about it!
Jack show next?
Do we just build fucking armor galore?
What's the drag situation like? Not good. We got nothing going in our favor.
It's possible. Yeah, Jesus coming back and then giving me the ability to make
great decisions. If that is possible, I mean I guess winning this league game
is possible. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, I'm coming.
Give me that shit.
Bolt up in two seconds.
Oh man.
Oh yep, there goes that bitch.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
And that hits, bro.
I'm super slow.
Yep, AD carry is dead. Great job AD carry. You know I wouldn't I wouldn't have eat over that wall at one HV either to be honest
That's a stupid idea
Why would why would you I mean it's fucking stupid?
Sit there until he's on you and then hit him with your E when he has Bramble vest and then die
Is that is the correct play?
Oh
This might be death actually. Unless I can R. I can R. And I'm dead. Okay. Cool.
What does my Acele do? He has the brand who is juiced to absolute shit, who has arred
him and he walks on top of me so that I die to the R. I mean, honestly, A.S.O.L., you're
a genius, you're a scholar, you must have multiple college degrees and multiple different
things and just the man as you do. Yeah, we can win, I think. In a world that doesn't
exist. I think, oh baby, A-Soul is flying into a brand that instantly just stuns them
and kills them. We can win. We can win. We can win. We can win. Somehow I have managed
to keep this game even in drags. That's the highlight of what's going on. We have to
play for Soul. We're honestly not that far behind. The problem is that our AD carry
has a lisp and our support is talking shit to the 80 carry with a lisp while also having
a limp in the leg. That's the issue right now, you know. Like we got two guys who couldn't
do simple math. We're talking two plus two and they're fighting. You know? And oh wow,
Garen actually went up there and did something?
Fuck yeah.
Don't worry, just me competing against my support for CS right now.
Don't you guys worry about nothing?
Hey, look at this bitch!
Get outta here!
She's going to steal bro. Hey, she's actually trolling right like this is a real gameplay
She's still in CS from the ASOL!
Yeah, that's me all day.
nice bro my turn oh I missed not good
back it up Terry back it up Terry I'm infected back it up Terry I'm infected
Careful.
What do you...
Oh my God, this bitch.
to hit that while sneezing is impossible.
Honestly down boys, honestly down.
Yeah, no shit, bud.
I'll be there in a second when he's vision coming.
navy for it just in case
that will make a run over there
probably shouldn't have cleared the war to be honest
I mean the ward I think was a mistake there she is
Great ult great ult to mf
Helen Keller is that you question mark?
Garen's doing great.
And there he goes.
Hi.
Hi, Garen.
She was alting her demons away.
I see dead people.
Actually, I see alive people.
Nothing dead on that screen.
All alive.
I see alive people.
Well
Traps bro only a
Support MF could be two and six doing absolutely nothing and still somehow complaining about the 80 carry not hitting traps, you know
Wait, we fight this guys.
Everyone low?
Oh wait, we fight this, we fight this.
They're all low and they're pushing.
Where is my team?
Get your fat ass over here, man
Shit
Oh my god, bro
Hey, Garen's good to see you man. I'm glad you decided to show up, but I
Really am it's so good to see you brother
I thought he was there, fuck, bruhm.
DL's waiting, don't worry, we'll be done soon.
I don't care about this team.
We're a man down and we're shoving, I mean it's just, it's fantastic.
Guys are doing great man, everybody's doing great. We have Jack show ready.
what's up next soul for them we got a steel soul
now mother oh shit yo hey hey everybody chill everybody chill yeah you
thought I'm gonna run you guys all the way to fucking North Africa come on
Who's here? Ah, fuck you.
Smell you later.
Now we run back this way.
Now we run back this way.
Hey, what's going on, man?
You're doing great. Good to see you.
You come around here often?
Hey, what's going on? How you doing?
Good to see everybody.
Good to see everybody. Nice. Good job.
Enemy killing screen.
Good job, everybody.
Go get Jack shell.
And we go back for drag.
Who's slain?
Oi! It's actually a big kill!
OOOOOOOH GARRED!
I'M COMING!
Hold on! Hold on!
We can do something! No! Don't run back!
Come! Come! Come!
I'm gonna come! You gotta come!
I'm going for it. I'm going for it. I'm going for it. I'm going for it. They don't know.
They don't know. They don't know. They don't know. They don't know.
I'm going right for it
I'm dead. Yep
Yep
should have flashed out your dad should have pulled out okay can you stop roasting me at
a time like now you think after I have four brawling men breathing heavy beating the shit
out of me that's what I want to hear is you critique my flashes hey buddy how about
this one fuck you how about that have we considered that and the options have
we considered to suck my balls has that has that come across your mind
this guy criticizing his team hey goldmoney fuck you too you must have
never played league before I have it in that support you cock suckers what
What the hell is any of y'all even talking about at this point?
I got an AD carry who sticks at 13 and blind in both eyes.
Oh, Garen, yes!
Fuck him up, yes!
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, bro.
wait hold hold we go in this baby no wait do we bear in no we don't bro fuck
We go straight to Baron though maybe.
Yo yo, fuck boots, fuck boots.
Actually I don't know what to buy.
Chad, what do I buy over boots?
What do I buy over boots?
I don't know.
Oh my god dude, Garen is just, Garen is just so sexy.
Oh my gosh, Garen is so sexy.
keeping them on us let's go get that vision down here
oh it's not there anymore okay we're setting up for Baron what do we got
there nothing
careful voice careful voice the only guy on our teams that worth the shit is
careful
Beautiful.
Yep, yep, we turn this.
No way!
Oh shit!
Everybody run for your lives!
Hold on!
Hold on!
We do this right here!
Don't die, everyone.
Don't die.
Yes!
Yes!
Hold on!
Who is he dying to?
We go right here right now.
We go right here right now.
We go right here right now.
We go right here right now.
We go right here right now we go right here right now we go right here right now I think
at least no don't please please don't die yeah yeah we go right here we go right here
I never miss these, ever.
I'm the king of flashes.
That's how much you know I'm a king,
cause I don't know the name of it.
Smites, 14 under.
Oh, I feel like I should be buying something like armor
or anything.
Garen's dead again, bye Garen.
Good to see you.
What should I buy here?
What should I buy?
What should I buy?
Nothing key foods, okay.
Potion, what potion?
What potion?
What potion?
Attack damage or health?
Blue one?
Ironed?
Fuck it, we've all, let's go!
Fuck it, best place you've ever seen.
Right now!
Hold on a minute. We kind of have them on their back foot. We have soul up. Oh my god. They already have soul
It's
This is it games inning soon
How do I lose all my health?
Hold on hold on hold on we might be able to walk it down
Shit!
Behind!
Yes!
Hold on, bitch.
Yes! Come on, come on, come on!
I'm a medium, so that's not anything about Mr. Katelyn!
We're walking it down, baby, come on!
Lock in!
Yes!
Yes!
And do we win?
We won!
Oh my God!
We did it!
Holy shit, it's never lost!
It's never lost!
Come on!
God!
God!
Somebody!
Poke me!
Oh!
Oh!
Nice!
Don't look at the rank, Emerald 96 achieved.
Alright, where's double left? Is he ready?
Is he ready? Is he ready?
Oh. Who the fuck is McDonald's manager?
Hold on a minute. Is this because I'm fat?
Wait a second. Who the hell is this? Is this him?
It's him I think if it isn't oh my god. I just added exonix X. Oh
Shit to the hell is that guy? Oh
No, oh no, I didn't
Oh
in there. Yeah, he has a picture in the in the discourse. Awesome.
What's up, boss? Yo, what up? Yeah, what's up? I saw that game.
That was sick. And we're back again. And we're back again.
we're back again this dude holy shit silver one games look tough wait I just
looked at your game how come the enemy teams all gold your teams all silver
that's not fair bro because they try to hold a goobah down DL like always like
forever you know they try to hold me back and they ain't going to man check
out the game help them become complex
I don't know what the other
captains were doing.
I didn't want to drop, but that
just looks unfair.
Well, I was sitting there and we
picked and I was like, okay, we
picked again. I was like, okay.
Wait a minute. We're kind of
stacked out of our mind. I had
no idea our last pick was an
Emerald League player.
Yeah, I think you've also
plays a good amount of elements
so she can shoot and yeah, we
have our team is like four
insane shooters as well.
But I think we're going to
like four insane shooters as well right yeah like everyone can shoot nah it's
over it's over that's what I'm saying everybody's just blowing smoke up their
teams is ass I don't think anyone has a chance I think week one obviously they
have scum you know it is what it is we're just gonna have to try our
hardest we had me watch no no he's good but I mean I don't think scum is
like scump is like he's like equivalent to you and league and
nade shot is equivalent to like t1 you know I don't mean to insult you like
that you know I know t1 is very far back from your grace
I know but no no I do exactly what you're saying
you know you're not insulting me you're insulting him yeah yeah good I'm
I just wanted to make sure I was on the team last year by the way and he carried so hard
I was on the team last year and I'mma be honest it didn't feel very great going against scum
you know no the guy is Thanos on the server it was it was unbelievable I'mma pick first
I'm gonna take my dog out real quick you think I got time yeah I'll pick slow don't worry
Alright, watch out, you little gerbil.
Oh, shit.
Alright, I'll be right back.
I'm asking my porpoise, yeah, I do your thing.
I do it myself.
Alright.
Be right back!
Yeah, I go for it.
Oh man, this guy won't let me have it.
Okay, block.
What do I want to play?
What do I want to play, boys?
Um, I'm playing mid-trist, fuck it.
that
I'll be there on your back
you could take a this
You know what guys, honestly, probably we should have just played ranks, but uh, oh
we know we can't, cause this one's like Diamond MMR.
Yeah, it's better we play Flags.
Yeah, I don't want to do Rune-wise.
I'm fucking lost.
Hmm.
Fuck it, we're going all in early.
Oh, you guys want to see chat?
I'm not going to get it.
Blacks.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Oh my God, Dorn's bow sounds so broken on Trasan-a.
Fuck, dude.
Why didn't I get double-adaptive for this?
Alright, I'm still learning
Hello good sir, you only play ball. That's perfect
All right, I'm here
All right, all right, do you think you only play bully? No, I got all kind listen up in Prakken
Yeah, just for this moment. I got ball even dragon. Oh, dude. I play every night. I play every night. Seriously? Yeah
Yeah, well, I still played I might drink a little bit. You know, I'm like
I'm like it's like chill games
You know
If I don't I'm close to losing my mind half the time. I
Am losing my mind half the time
I'm getting close.
Amen.
But yeah, I got Voli, Nocturne, Kane, Nefiri.
I play all kinds of different stuff.
Yi, but I feel like Yi's a bad choice with you.
Yeah, something with CC is usually good.
I mean also because I can't really probably count on anyone else to CC anybody.
But someone's gotta, someone's gotta be a team player.
I like Voli though.
I played last tournament and you baited me in that bush. Don't don't think I forgot. Oh
Well, I forgot I still have well, that's cuz you do it all the time
My bad, not bad. That's the worst moment of my life. I didn't I still haven't forgiven myself
So
There started red
Wasting a lot of time here what the
Yo now that we're in games, bro, I'm do my confidence is cruising I can't lie to y'all I
I think we're gonna absolutely slaughter
You can invade if you want honestly, I'm playing with double it right now slow
Oh my god die here. Wow. That's crazy. I am gonna die
Holy
You can definitely invade him now. Yeah, I'm going. I'm fine. I'll to be back and they both have no flashers
What a what a straight bastard these guys are
I should kill though oh my god we're gonna rise in a sec your next time
oh you're dead as fuck never mind yeah I was hoping that Eva land was the slow
with E and all the time. Not my lane, not my problem. It is what it is. Yeah, exactly.
Now we're good. All these camps are still up to you. I'm not used to playing versus
uh, don't play with that. Don't full clear. This is new. Welcome to hell, Doublelift.
This is where I thrive.
I know, it's a little weird.
Yeah?
It's your playground?
It's my playground.
All these motherfuckers, listen, they ain't sensible people, okay?
They're all psychopaths.
They're all like one day away from killing somebody, every single one of them.
What about you?
Are you good?
I'm right there with them.
I can't lie.
Like, ah, you know.
Ah, some of these guys.
The soil.
Kind of what I figured, dude.
How the fuck did it allow me to know to move there, that was...
I'm a good double-scuttle and I'm coming straight to bot lane with it.
Yeah.
Oh no.
Our bot lane's getting cooked.
Oh, shit.
Nice, there's one.
Yeah, I'll die.
Oh hell yeah. Ash covered mid. This is great.
Oh yeah, Avani, you're just going to take her support, yeah?
Probably.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.
I was thinking, I don't know how much Peanut and NadeShadow are going to enjoy playing anything, but uh...
I
Peanuts never played this game ever like actually never played never he knows about it from what I understand
He's never played that now and then a shot is also does not play this game
Did he I swear he was he must have been playing smoke on my ass. He said he was like emerald one season
last time he played Timo sat in the top lane and got stopped but he did figure it
out was he any play my fight and did well oh okay okay that's gonna be banned
like games I'm gonna say cuz you know you can play mouth right oh shit look
at these guys going on Drake I'm gonna go kill top lane I probably should
We can give one up.
Waste of time.
One thing, uh...
Yo, combat!
Thank you so much for the 20, man.
I appreciate you, brother.
I'm subbing poor little thank you for the 5 gifted guys.
Not this exact moment, but like in general Drake is right now.
Got you.
The prioritized Drake's always.
Yeah, it's really, really broken.
It's the only way to end the game.
It's hard to end the game before Soul gets taken,
which is like not true before.
Got it.
Urged chef, yes chef.
Oh hell yeah.
Yeah, we're playing with DL.
Man speaking, small one.
What the fuck, man, Ryze is so tanky.
I'll help you on the scuttle here.
This Raptor's been up for 10 years.
This guy's staying in the bush.
I think I'm gonna go bot lane there.
Okay
You do yeah brazil team bot it's a complete with
Oh
They call me Chris Kyle hutch. I'll just get those some fun. I
See now I knew this was the case
Yeah, I'm a message peanut after this if you want to crack so today
Yeah, man, dude, it's an ad. Yeah, it's an ad, but I enjoyed it
Oh, he kills me down. No, I fucked up. I canceled W. I would have killed them
Yeah, it was good man. It was good. It's always good getting hashtag ads in this game. She enjoy I
Know just so good
This game if it wasn't an ad and it's like no I was like already playing girl. Yeah, 100% I just don't think it's so easy
To say yes, exactly, but that's the thing people want to say how many you say no to you know
Yeah, they're like I was gonna like literally play like the word and I have played some seriously demonic mobile games
Haha, leave it the way with it!
Rain Shadow Legends!
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, I've done my fair share.
I'm like, I don't even know if I believe what I'm saying anymore.
There you can use my code!
No, I've never tried Deadlock, no.
That's old now.
This has been terrible, terrible clear chat.
I'm pissed I canceled that W and lost that kill.
What are you looking for? Are you looking to just play some games and have some fun or
are you looking for like tips?
You let me know bro. I'm down for anything. You need something. You want something done.
Let me know if I'm doing anything wrong. I am.
Yeah.
Much that I'm trying to have fun. I'm trying to fuck up everybody on Thursday.
You're trying to fuck them, right?
Alright.
100%.
I hate being biased. We didn't ask for it. That's why I said please do. I'll
take it all.
Yeah.
Okay, so one tip is like right there you did chapters, crux, and then you go to bot side.
You always want to clear your camps in one direction.
Got it.
Like, crux first, and then yeah.
And then if like your camps are desynced, it's a really good time, Brian, to flash.
It's a really good time if your camps are desynced to um, to like, um, elevate us here.
That's like a good time to gank is like, let's say you only have like one camp up, right?
Yeah.
And then I'll take a look, you're like, well, all my other camps are going to be like
30 seconds.
I just stole all that from everybody.
But you know what, one camp and then do nothing for a while, so then you kind
of just sit around and gank pressure for 30 seconds.
Yeah.
Like here, I'll try to show you like a real example of it, but yeah, let's go in five here
Oh
In general, like almost kind of a PvE role more than anything else. I think in low rating like in silver
I see you got like a shit ton of pills
and high rating people are like and I'm not
like the best players ever but I
Think people are gonna put their best players bot lane. So like ganking isn't really gonna work most of the time
alrighty
Better to just PvE. This is warded and I'd have a ward for us
I
Tell you one thing devil if I ain't gonna miss a smite ain't nobody else might mean please leave you
No way. Oh, yeah, we're talking about playing it. I missed a smite double lift. I lied to you and I apologize for that
Fuck I just I
Shit I
Missed a smite. I'm glad I was muted. I was just talking about how I'll never miss a smite
I'm not going to lie, like if people are mad at your drummer for missing his mic, they're
idiots.
It's just a complete 50-50 everything.
Look at it you chat, you fucking idiots.
Thank you for that.
I said that.
I said that.
Somebody in the chat.
You listen, I don't even look at them.
Do I have a chat disabled on this account?
Oh, no, no, no, no, I'll talk about my chat. I was calling them idiots. Oh
We all love hate relationship over here. Oh
Top lane
And we get to you versus enemy team versus chat. Well, free for all
By an old
That's a wrong key by me. Thank you. I just got this account from Riot actually
for the tournament. No, I asked him for it. I asked him for an account for asking for account
for actually random ass challenge on stream and they finally gave me one because you know
I bought an account and then it got banned half like you a challenge. Crazy rider that
bans everyone's accounts now. Wait, actually, is that true? I thought you were jinxing
If you bought your account and he finds out that yeah, he's like um
He's Batman or something
Hey, man, how dare you guys try to make content on your stream and
Play something below your rating you piece you piece of shit double left. That's not Sam
the nerve in you
Because if they're silver iron games matter, okay?
You're gonna get some stuff coming in front of you.
Go right here.
Oh, I am one HP.
One HP.
Yeah, yeah, do your thing.
Do your thing.
Go back.
Oh, wow.
It's a hard dub.
Run, Pigeon.
This is good.
I'm different.
What are you doing right now?
I'm different with my mentality.
And I know this isn't popular.
And a lot of people are gonna hate that I'm gonna say this, I'm gonna say it.
If you're in bronze and silver and you're worried about your reload,
go get a fucking job, you're worried about the wrong things.
You're in bronze and silver.
It's your end.
I think the reason why they're in bronze and silver is because...
Ooh.
Nice.
I know Flash.
That's a bonus for her.
Yes, I am part of those people.
That's why I can talk shit about it. Oh my god allows here
And I don't even have a job
Imagine if I did I'd be even lower
I'm on that drought silver through the core
Hmm
It should be okay with getting shit on I don't think I've ever in my life reported someone because I thought that they were a
higher ranked than me. I got shit on and said wow that guy's good.
I'm gonna get keyed on this game at some point. Do you think you'll active practice by the way?
Yeah, yeah I talked to him last time about it.
Oh my god no way. Yeah I talked to him last time.
He's like, you're gonna be so aids. I actually feel for him.
Oh dude, you listen and I know we both experienced it in our time of streaming.
The stream sniping that happens to him is on a whole another level.
Yeah, it's not it's unplayable. He has to play like
Yeah, you got like and you remember I played with summit and it's worse than that
Yeah
I'm so much larger than this briar. I'm down to steal everything and fight everyone you go. Oh, thank you
Oh, the dogs!
Dammit!
The tiny ones don't matter too much.
This guy's just gonna flash me, we can kill him, let's see.
Oh, oh, the movement.
Oh, we'll smell ya.
We'll smell ya!
I don't do much but I watched you throw the right hook and God I feel like I did it
It was close
I don't win this okay, we just committed the same just have some fun right before Drake
Oh
This anything random or when Drake is falling he's 13 and one
I'm on game brother. I'm walking around with Thanos himself. Oh shit. Who's getting ulted?
What did I go? Oh, it's balling. I have something to say
I believe that their jungler could possibly be Helen Keller and I mean that
The most respectful way possible. She has a whole ball game
Oh shit
I'm here
Careful careful careful
Run for your lives. Oh
No, no, no, he must run for his life. Actually you can go to great. Okay. Ten four run a duckie on my way
Yeah, yeah
Do your thing. I will I will be the bodyguard here
Okay
I'm coming stay alive
I got you
My god
Well for sure that this guy would show up
Yeah, basically the way I would describe the game nowadays is like
And I'm not super happy about it
But this is how the game is like it's hard to it's hard to actually end the game
Without getting four drags first
And so usually you do two full clears into a drake. That's kind of like a false draft.
And then both teams are fighting over the first drake at like six minutes roughly.
There we go. What the hell?
Got it. So is it the same for me where it's just do my camps roam, do my camps roam,
Do my camps roam type shit pretty much. Yeah, so
Excuse me, you like full clear you got like 20 to 30 seconds to do something
And then you have to recall to get your second clear started
And then on your second clear, I mean this all makes sense when we play one more game
I'll be paying more attention, but like on your second clear. That's when the third grab spawns
so that'll be like the big fight it's the most important fight of the game
you're on five minutes 30 seconds for the second prep yeah also I feel kind of
after these guys I thought the game would be like a little more even but
I know what everyone's cows out I had an immense support last game I'm feeling
great about this yeah I wonder if we could honestly play duo ring like that
I'll kill you.
Duke, you better kill whatever you're barking at or shut the hell up man.
Bastard, you had an MF support, maybe you won that game, it's a dub.
Yeah, I mean you're not wrong, god did it hurt, oh I'm talking a game what the fuck.
I couldn't hear it in the end.
I'm chillin'.
What about Nade Shot? Do you know much about him? Do you think that guy's gonna try it all?
Um...
Like how competitive is this guy?
Last year?
Last year? Really? I didn't know he was a Hunter, Dave's.
Ah, cool.
Last year, he didn't show up a single fucking time. I can't lie.
He had the day of the event. No, I'm sorry. Day before.
We practiced.
he did two games and then he got off
what
this case even serious and then in car he showed up involved
and see as to see as he practiced last year in c s
i don't remember i don't know but if he's not open cases i don't really see
in practice here either
all no no he's gonna be locked in c s
bro he's been playing in our top of three months he's faced a little tender now
wait what is this it's not
not on the
oh wow now he's like
he's really are many might be maybe is not that maybe i'm exaggerating i'm
pretty sure he is a big check and tell me
but uh... it's a little bit of a great and he's tasted seven so i don't like
actually
also i think it might be worse than you know what i've seen
no no no no
but but you remember to it's like he's actively playing
And that in itself in these games is a huge part.
Ah, that's true.
That is everything.
Now, I was playing a bit of students.
This is actually so fun.
I'm surprised you don't play CS.
And you play League instead.
What, off stream?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, because it's nothing but cheaters and face it.
I can't change my name, so everybody knows it's me.
So they either love me and that we win
or they throw actively and I want to freak out.
Oh, OK.
No, that actually makes sense.
the cheaters do you run into me every time too?
yeah it's terrible, FPS man is
disgusting right now
like it's everywhere, it doesn't matter the game, everybody's just cheating
their
kicks off
actually true, that's kinda why I quit Ark as well
oh, Ark's crazy, yeah
Ark is just horrible, bro
it's actually unplayable
arc is like if you don't get five cheaters a day it's a solid day
I'm going for it I don't care in the game fuck them
oh shit yeah
oh shit
I like it I like it
oh Chester there's a streamer mode on face it now that's good
I didn't know that
Oh, that actually works.
Dr. Drake.
Oh my gosh.
Dr. Drake.
It's so impossible to end the game.
Do you just, you actually need
to
be, like you have to
to get these drinks that end like you're 17 and one and you can't end that's crazy. No.
It's like not worth the risk I guess like you can obviously you can right you can always you
can always try for the end but it's like so much easier to throw than it is to end the game.
So it's like what is guaranteed win people to end with the Baron here so I think we can just
Go that's her from this morning. She refuses the
And then yeah, sorry I got wife a bro right now give me one second. I'll beat this boss. Don't you worry
I'm skilled and I'm trained in this art. Would you say woman? You're good. You good. Okay. That's priority every time
Sometimes I'm back. I'm gonna take Baron
Yes, sir
15 minutes, I'm a freak out. I'm gonna try to end the game
Apparently taking Baron with no smite, I mean their jungler is
Hiding over one of these walls 100% but I can't um yeah right here. I'll knock him away. Don't worry
Holy fuck that I just I just miss my smite. I just miss my my smite my flash
I just flashed into the wall big dog. It ain't looking good for me right now
No, no, no, no, that was fine. Nope. There's a pump fake. I want to scare him
What have names on well, yeah, these guys names. Let's see here
Aha, there we go. Oh shit. I'm walking into him on accident
So we're tower diving this bitch 100% we are
Oh, man, he's just a no fun
I'm feeling good about this. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I
I don't want to see how it in the bag but like we're gonna be a good spot
holy moly aggressive I like it
nice back in the playpen for you come on great game great game
You
Ranked bro, I'm in I'm there. I'm there. You're gonna get the numbers up
Let's do it
I'm texting peanut right now. I'm saying
I'm not playing arc tonight. I'm practical. Hey, you should join. I thought you guys were over arc anyways
Very shit to play bro
What is this? Oh, no, we can't play rank. I have to keep playing flex sadly nuts act bad man
I
Ruining ranked by boosting guys
Please don't tell anybody. They wouldn't let us
Are let's see let's see something else. Let's see something else
I need it. I already got someone's gonna ban voli. That's my biggest fear. Oh, yeah, they're already it's already banned
Don't worry voli is like my least played jungler
Okay, I checked your I checked your like match history and stuff. Yeah
Yeah, that looks sexy.
Be honest, a lot of brand.
That's my favorite champ.
Brand is really good.
Really, really good.
Oh, you want to see some brand?
Yeah, yeah.
I think it seems like you've played by far through the plate.
Have you ever played Nocturne?
Nocturne is also pretty good.
I played Nocturne as well.
Fuck, what don't you play, dude?
Well, you've got to understand.
I played top lane with you.
But then I started playing top lane by myself
when I was hammered, when I played League of Night
and every lane would feed.
So I thought, if I play jungler, at least I can get OBJs.
And then I climbed to gold one.
That's how I play it.
That is true, that is.
Okay, I'm gonna get it back.
This game, I'm gonna walk you through
what I think is gonna happen early
and what the best play will be.
10-4, rubber ducky.
I'll play Timo.
Matthew, think of the tier one.
Hey, do you play TXKL?
No.
I haven't.
I haven't.
Well, I just downloaded the game last night, you know, bro, have you ever played black ops seven? No
I just tried to play that game for an hour last night and I I
Made your eyes, please. I think I'm allowed to say it. I'm not small
I was falling asleep after like 30 minutes. Oh, it's hard to do we shit. Yeah. Yeah
That was one of the worst games I've ever played it felt like I was playing like a mobile game
I just got filled into the midline
Ask ask um seven
7-7, Kyranoh, DH77.
Oh my god, I...
W. Looks well.
Looks like I'm gonna have to suck em.
Chat?
Somebody do that for me?
Fuck, yeah.
This is what it is, you gotta, hey, it's art out in these streets, Dio.
You gotta suck up Tyranoh D.H. just for your role.
I mean, crazy man.
Dude, this is what this level is like.
This level of play, this is what I have to go through.
I'm sorry.
Dude, I have never seen that.
I've also never seen BriarGank.
The previous game to Reagank actually was crazy.
Do you wanna see my...
There's my...
Ever does that again?
You wanna see my brand?
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's see it.
it. You ready to be impressed by I mean hear me out. I'm challenger level brand. Obviously
my teammates are the reason I'm still in silver. Dude, I believe it. Your aim is spot on bro.
And brand's all about the aim. Yeah, the space thing. Oh my God, these guys are such
fucking cringe losers playing Yumi Yasuo.
I'm gonna throw up.
I'm gonna throw up.
Yo, I have an actual question for you.
Any time I see Yasuo, I might as well just give him a gun.
Like, he doesn't need a sword.
Just give him an AK-47 and say, see if he can hit me.
What do you play against that guy?
Yeah, yeah.
No, it's totally AIDS.
Or wait, no, it's totally not fun.
Excuse me.
Oh, go ahead.
You can rip it.
I don't care.
It's AIDS.
agreed in a video game before I actually don't know I think Yasuo is fucking
broken he's really hard to play but he's also like really susceptible to just
like dying in one second but yeah he's pretty bullshit I'm not gonna lie so
there's not really any cure yeah no there's no cure there's no cure the
cure is that you like he's really oh my god I have this new skin oh my god yes
This dude demon Chris Vane skin you're about to
You're about to see a little bit of right games been working off the last five years. Yo, I'm gonna be honest
I'm a fiend for skins DL. I I would
Brother, I don't know how much I've spent and I've lost myself
Yeah, I'm I'm trapped I don't know you I could not care less about skin so when riots like we've worked on this for six months
I mean I feel the same way whenever I see you know arc Raiders put out a skin and it's this woman with horns and beads over her face
I want to fucking freak out. So I get it. Yeah, it's like a garage sale skid
You're just like wow dude. It's like three rags wrapped around their face and it looks like they got trash bags on their arms
Yeah, dude. I want to freak at least your skins look cool
I'm not gonna lie the skin does long look me. Yeah
All right, I like it. I like what I'm seeing here red star. I mean honest blue. Sorry. I should fucking have out good
No, it's way too late. She I think you should start on top side in the future is always
To end your path bought and you're gonna get used to playing around in these angles and stuff got it
I'll do that
Yeah, it's all good though
This game it don't matter
always start top yeah I think in general I'm not I'm not even just saying this
like specifically for the for the tournament or whatever
In general, if you want to win more games, you play towards bot.
Got it.
See, my problem is that this elo, at least in my experience, I always have a top laner
who is shoved like 95% of the time.
always yeah yeah but obviously you get the freak of my socks yeah exactly so I
just gotta play for myself and hope I carry when we lose yeah
oh mother fucker
Yeah, you're done ho smell ya you fucking idiot
Sorry, I just absolutely work this guy like it was my job. I thought I think I need to be
Sorry about that I shut up my talk a lot and I apologize
Oh
Okay, oh
Mouth I mid oh no wait we have mouth I'm in against Silas
That's not good either. Yeah
It must sound don't know what else I could have done hold on a minute. Yeah
Yeah.
All day, nice.
All right, my entire jungle just got stolen.
It is what it is.
Yeah.
That's the downside of playing versus.
Chat's all saying I'm getting sniped.
Good.
And not necessarily.
It's pretty normal for,
if you're playing like an AP jungler,
pretty normal to invade because usually if you can't just get plied back and stuff like that
got it hello
looking walking he has no flash but he has a windwall either oh it's hard
oh nice try sheesh
He walks up, I'll turn around, I'll nash shit out of him.
Oh my god, I'm actually in one, oh, it's okay, just push, yeah you just can't, 2v2,
get the wave in.
Oh, I'm out of mana, oh no.
I'm not gonna die on this camp and I want you to know I'm accepting that now you're
okay
You got this movement right here.
Here we go.
All right, Chad, be honest.
What would you rate me from a sack of shit
to a big old bag of mayonnaise?
What would you say?
That's pretty good.
What would you say?
From sack of shit to bag of mayonnaise, where do I fall?
Listen, I'm going to impress you.
You're gonna sit there and you're gonna go hutch. I didn't know you had game like that. It's gonna happen
Let's see what's going on in the mid lane. It's too late for me to do anything about it. Oh
My god, I think much we might want to just base no mana
Oh no. That solace is going to be fucking Thanos this game, because he has map adults
to steal. I don't think it's like a 30% chance of winning. I don't really understand what
just happened to me. Could be a real deal. I just got smited off the map like I didn't
I was muted the silence get above you're good no he's just really really like the hardest
Busted in the game. That was first not playing really. Yeah
Yeah, it's not ideal
Well, you have all the team skills so you're the only one doing good and your lanners are only seven combined so
I got one. I got one. I got shut down. I'll take it.
Okay and then now I would uh, I want to go here.
Alrighty.
pop camps are down, right? But when you're finished with that path, after you do these four camps, then your wolves and grump are going to be close to spawning. So you, it's way more efficient.
Got it. He, I was gonna do, for example, right? Then you would go, you'd be on Krugs.
It helps you, uh, when you're to get the respawn, you can sit on a life.
Got it.
So every single time you die, it's just explaining what you're going to do next, or what is the
efficient path for you, because to be honest, the jungler doesn't really play around the
lane, so lane play around the jungle.
Obviously not a lot of people are going to think that way, but that's really how it
works.
You do what's efficient for you, and the lanes should accommodate and help you.
and lovy lab will just spam ping you for help
yeah it's typically what happens yeah it's just like and you didn't yank enough
to like still listen like you should always do what's good for you you
should help your teammates when it's convenient
oh mother fuck all
Jesus!
Now I should back here?
I have low wish health?
No, no, no. Go to the farm on your top side.
What about this guy right here?
You're high enough. You're like 70%.
Give me that shit.
Oh, massive.
That's how we say.
Yeah, you pretty much just like your number one priority at all times and make sure all your camps are dead
Got it
It's like the project best way to think about it and then after that you look at like crabs
And Drake's and then you look like obviously like gangsta stuff
Gangster just too random
Yeah
Will peanut join later, I don't think he's gonna play until next week. I mean
I feel like out of all the teams, well, you know, Ludwig always practices a lot, so probably
Ludwig's team is going to practice more.
I think we're going to be the second most practicing team.
brand uh yeah yeah okay
damn we're not practicing
Oh my god, I got I lost the one to you me. Well, I won it fairly
Whoo, that was spooky. I just went to a queues and my chat is debating if I'm blind or not
to be honest
You're cracking thing
Not looking like an ankle voice
Didn't know he was coming probably gonna have to probably screwed on drag maybe or should I still go
What a bastard this guy is try to try to still go to drag or no
Yeah, let's let's try to take a fight on my way. I think stylist to use so I was just using off at old C2
He's not gonna have the strong
Yeah, they definitely
Yeah, see it's good.
Our mid is dead, we're not going to face check them, they're on it a hundred percent.
We'll fight third Drake.
Ooh, watch this, we're randomly dead.
They're alive, buddy.
Come on man, let's trash.
Yeah, I mean I think honestly, the game's trying to balance the teams.
I'm playing pretty bad, so we're top and then they're kind of getting demolished.
I'm gonna be honest, I think we're okay.
Yeah, as long as I don't get solo, we're gonna be fine.
No way that hits.
I just don't live long enough to press R. I did not think he was going to kill me that
fast.
Fucking feels bad.
What's that Nair?
Yeah, just killed me with him once on.
I had like almost full health.
Yeah, and ours pretty strong right now too.
Scale's like shit though.
The one way we're gonna lose.
I thought I was gonna be able to beat him.
Is everything goes for Drake straight.
If the game goes longer than 30 minutes we're gonna win.
Yeah.
Okay.
Rest of the rest, rest of the chat, the chat, the rest of the session I will prioritize
all Drake's always.
That's my now my goal.
That's not good. Not over there either. Yeah. Wow, they're gonna let me recall, seriously.
Thank you. That's very nice of you guys. That is very nice of you indeed. It's much
appreciated no you're good I uh I didn't mean to oh now
I mean right left
found him beautiful stun you can go back to farming
you know I know which B I think
if you're right so just like hit it and let your jenlpet like back off and
like let your jenlpet kill you a bit yeah
I actually took the big one, but you're good. Yeah, just like just like basically just be in combat with it
And then let your what your pet do a little bit of healing
My god is down there
This motherfucker can die in game damn it. Yeah, this guy's being kind of his cringelord. I'm not gonna lie
Oh my god
That's so sad. He has flash still
That's so cringe man
Don't worry Yvonne is gonna make sure that we have vision on our side so that doesn't happen cool
You're not just gonna like it rolled up on the vision
Oh my god, no I
Think here's a tip to you that is kind of
small but like can help you in your games in general if you're losing you
want to keep yellow trinket because you want to see them when they're playing
aggressive and invading you and if you're winning you want to make plays
right so you want to have the red for ganks I did I never know that yeah so
like if you're losing you want to watch your jaw engines that way you can see
you when they're coming to fuck you and like play around it and then if
you're winning you want to sweep the jaw entrances as you're walking in so
You know they don't see you
Eat shit and die telling you piece of garbage. Oh my god our top lane sweet
It's okay
I'm doing research, yes.
It's damaged.
We can for sure win.
Yo, that's not a sniper that talon kind of got bodied a little
so you know actually not bad, which is crazy to say.
Your turret has been destroyed.
Lord shit.
Your turret has been destroyed.
Away he stole my shit again.
But I don't think we can fight it.
I'm walking.
Walking?
They have no ult, but they're so tanky.
Actually, you're strong as fuck.
You can just chunk, I don't think it's killable.
No, I mean, this talent is, is...
I'm not kidding you, I haven't went to anywhere and this talent wasn't there.
Yeah.
Oh...
oh my god mouth I wanted to just old someone man that was really sad now we
have to give
This is a fine soul to give anyways.
Okay
Bro, I cannot catch up this gnar
How does that
this town's gonna come and fuck me
alrighty not
well here we go
good to see you again
miss you
not too shabby not too shabby
Okay, this game is already looking so much better.
I am trying to convince Peanut to come play League tonight.
No, that would be crazy if he did.
Absolutely no pressure.
So far away
Are you going to play any black ops?
No
No, I'm going to show up and perform
I kind of feel that too
I mean I'm going to play a little
But like, it's so bad
Yeah
That game is just like
It doesn't matter how much
This guy, this Talon is just the
Gringiest motherfucker in the world
There are certain jumblers
And I think Talon and Belveth are probably the top two, Hecarim as well.
Where once they get ahead, they don't really, they only farm their jungle when they, it's
like super convenient, otherwise they're just going to be permanently invading.
Kha'zix is probably another one.
It's just like so annoying to play against these champs because they're so fast.
And once they're on you, you're not ever getting away.
I don't think anyone is gonna play like that, by the way.
Like, zero people are gonna play like that.
Everyone's gonna be playing like Maokai,
Sajewanee type stuff.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
You're like Smurf champs.
Yeah, I'm at the point, I can't really farm.
Like, he's just anywhere I go on the map.
If I go top, he's there.
If I go bodies there, always.
Yeah, you're...
I should probably swap mids so that way you have somewhere to play arounds.
Holy f**k, Yuumi is so annoying.
Alright, I should probably swap mid right now, to be honest.
Dude, if PNF plays League tonight, it's gonna be a good time.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
I think he'll have a great time.
He said it's up to his bungy ladders.
If his bungy ladders wanted, he's going to give it to him.
The bungy ladders, I know a lot of y'all are in here.
You better be ready to spam it.
He doesn't have the reputation.
That won't lie.
What'd you say?
He doesn't have the best reputation.
I'm not going to lie.
No, but they...
Yeah, he does talk a lot of shit about it, too, we'll say.
It's definitely a virgin type of game.
Hahahaha!
I'm looking.
Oh, maybe.
No, I'm gone. It's worth some.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, he has an alphabet open.
Oh, you're far.
Yeah, it's like...
Not good.
Not good.
I'm gonna go actually clear this.
What'd you get me?
What the fuck is that?
Your raptor should be safe.
With first?
Oh maybe you'll die nevermind. Don't go man. He'll kill you.
Yeah. Anytime there's wave on turret, don't be afraid of taking waves.
Ooh.
That's been quite a bastard.
Coming!
Oh, these guys are so deep.
Adios, bitch!
Nah, I'm not gonna go.
Adios, bitch!
That's a 9.
Well, honestly this is the worst soul, so it doesn't really matter how much to lose it.
minus one fuck me
I thought we talked about playing around drag I haven't got a singular fucking one
It's not easy when you're getting stomped.
These guys are playing good.
These guys are playing good, so actually good.
So it's like they look for the pick 30 seconds before
when we're not ready and usually we're
thinking about catching up.
And then, yeah, we're never actually alive for it, so.
Well, I'm going to be honest.
I'm massive.
So team fights.
You are kind of juice, yeah.
You do have 10 kills and a lot of stuff down.
I'm just starting to move off. You got 10 seconds?
Let's just stay at the bottom. Wait, what?
Okay, this has got to be trolled. What is going on?
No.
Oh, you're dead.
A lot of damage. He's super slow.
Yes, he ulted. No ult.
Yeah.
I'm gonna stand for that on a ward, so...
Nice.
Nice claim you if I got a demon on my back
Done down try to sky got it. Oh no
Oh my god, oh my goodness, that's okay. We didn't need him anyways
I'll get a shut down here, nothing but it's not bad, that is if we lost Baron off this but I don't think we will
I mean, I just don't live long enough to kill him.
he got a guy
I didn't get my dude to our top side here about side here oh shit where did
you die I didn't even fit there's a game so I was high
we traded for Silas that's big
we're right row yeah that's okay this is what really matters elder not even
coping like all this stuff is fine Baron super nerd so doesn't matter as much
to lose all right I'll try to make sure I don't get absolutely thump before
pop
By night, I think all your bot camps are gone
Red's not or that's good something to get
Looking
No way that misses
I'd love for Malphite to walk up and ult somebody, you know?
Yeah, well, I don't have too much damage right now.
I'd love for him to stay away from Silas or Silas, so Silas can't steal his ult, but that's also probably not happening.
Got that.
Oh no, that was almost really bad.
Good fight timing in like 30 seconds, so we can turn off fights.
Oh, that was a lot of fun.
You still have the ult to hit me with it.
Wow, why would you take that and off fight? Alright, it's fine.
No worries.
The good news is I didn't have to flash, the bad news is I'm probably going to die, oh
I don't mind I'm fine.
Getting stomped right now?
Yeah.
We're 12-14, it's not the greatest of looks as they would say.
Not the greatest of looks.
Okay.
That is crazy, we're actually going to win this game.
So there's a 25 second window between Talon and Baron and
Yeah, we're gonna win now. All righty at this point should I just say fuck the camps and stay with you clear lanes
Which waves push waves? Okay. There's like a there's like a slider early game camps are really really important big game
They're about as important as waves late game waves are way more important. So it kind of it kind of flips for you
What's the minute for the entire team if that makes sense? We're like early invading early is like really good and invading late
It doesn't really matter at all. Oh
my god
Oh lost the game. Wow
My bad. All right. This might be a give
Oh unless we win this
Oh
My god, we just lost the game. I'm so sad. Why did I walk in a stylus bro? I forgot he was there
try and go for steal here and no uh no no i mean honestly they probably just end here so
try to throw the wave try to throw the wave but extremely unlikely oh my god
okay what we're gonna for psilis e why are they not going for end okay they're going for elder so
it's not actually game over it's just mostly game over
Okay, we wait out the elder the last few minutes
We don't die during their elder
Waves and Freda avoid fighting as much as possible
All right, I got our glass thank God
You have our glass you have our glass
Oh, I always I was fucked up to have one ages easy to forget
I'm walking about for a heel. Yeah, quick heel
There's like a 99% chance of being released, so just keep your expectations low.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
They're other soul.
They just have to like not kill us here.
They just have to let us live.
Okay, they're letting us live. They're just walking away.
That is pretty crazy.
He's a mouth-eyeed ulti, so be careful to slash mouth-eyeed ulti.
Have your finger on stop in case Silas ulti you.
Yup.
There's zoning, so whatever it's called.
Oh
Someone's sleeping top. It is Silas. Hey, oh mother fuckers
The one thing I got that way clear that's for sure. Yeah
28 seconds on there on their Drake
Oh
Nt and t mother fuck I did my thing shit
No stop watch
Damn it! Damn it!
I'm not perfect.
Can we take a quick two minutes? I'm going to go say hello to my wife.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright.
Give me two minutes, two minutes.
What do you think?
Jack!
This guy streams nine hours and spends two minutes with his wife.
Let me go say hello to Haley, okay?
I've literally seen her all day and she walked in here gave me food and said I got you this and I didn't even say thank you.
Let me go say, thank you, we'll say hello.
I'm not going to lie.
If I didn't die before elder, we could have had a really sick moment, but yeah.
I just kind of forgot saw us with the first one dead.
Your reaction when you were found out you're on Fina seems was great, dude.
I, I'm never going to tell them, but
Maybe I will tell him but I subjected Lena to
peanut stream and her first reaction was
Holy shit. This guy's annoying. He's like
modern-day annoying orange
I was like no, he's not
But like I kind of saw what she was saying like he does kind of give annoying orange vibes
But I had it. I had him on our TV for like two weeks straight. It's after my stream
I would just chill out and watch and play ArcGraders and
And then after a while Lena became a bugulator. She was like, okay, he's actually he's pretty funny
There was a clip where he was he didn't know that
He didn't know that Hamlin's was black and Hamlin's just dropped the oh no
He didn't drop the hard R
He just dropped the n-word and then peanuts reaction was like oh my god
And he's like he thought he's gonna cancel his what is it?
Hamlin's you're black and we thought that one was like so funny
And then after that she was a fan
So funny.
Yes, you can throw the noodles out, and I'm gonna say it one more time, if you ever did
something with onions in it again, woman, I can't get it in a video game for a month.
He made me realize that like, in order to succeed on Twitch, you don't have to be
an IRL swap machine. Like, you don't have to do react politics and IRL streaming
because that's like kind of the meta.
Like think about how many of the big Twitch streamers and stuff like
Asman, XQC, whoever.
Don't game anymore.
They just do reaction politics, IRL stuff.
And I was like, like it's just built me out.
Cause I was like, well, like gaming's kind of dying and like
Twitch is moving in different direction.
And I'm not interested in that stuff.
Like I don't want to do that stuff.
I just want to play games and have fun.
And that's exactly what he did is like, he just has fun.
All righty, I'm back
Let's fucking go
It's all good, man. We had three make-a-way tricks on our team and sometimes it's gonna happen, but
At least we learned who's the three. Oh
One of the team we just had I thought you were saying
Shit, I thought you were saying it about me double lift and to be honest. I what's I wouldn't have been
I was like on my team, Evani definitely better than me.
I'm right there with Pina and nature, you know?
Dude, I don't think you truly appreciate
how far you've come since the first game
when you played Tearon Garen.
Like the first game you bought Tearon Garen, like that.
And the fact that you solo killed Box Box
in your very like first ever real game, like,
I don't know.
I don't know.
Are you a proud teacher?
Oh my gosh, I'm so poor.
I'm a proud teacher,
but it's not the teacher, bro.
It's the disciple that makes it.
Let me just show you something, okay? Let me just show you something
You might hate it, but let me just let me show you what my support plays like. Oh
My god, let me just just just give you an idea
I'm fucking ready man. Fuck Mel anyone who plays Mel. I hate them. They stand for nothing. Yeah, and they can I
Don't know get a virus on the computer. I searched for three
I hate Mel. I hate everyone hates Mel.
Champs is disgusting.
You played Mel, fuck you.
It's like no curiating thing ever.
Oh, I hate them.
There's like some fair champs, like I call them like ethical champs, like it's kind
of like what you play.
It's like Volibear, you know, like, Mastery is not ethical actually, Mastery is totally
AIDS, but like Volibear is like pretty ethical.
You lose to Voli, you're like, okay. You know what? That's fine.
I'm not taking over a game unless I'm playing really good, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then you play against Mill, you're like, no, this fuck.
This guy's for sure is slobbering on his keyboard.
Exactly. Like, this guy has popped a re-adderall.
He got three six-milli-delights in each lip.
And he's smoking on a crack pipe, you know?
He's not human.
I mean he could have popped the yellow, but he could have also popped like three vikin and just be like half conscious
But still that's really half conscious
Flaccid, you know just a piece of shit
hate him
It's some dirty stuff
You know what guys?
If we lose it's on me. I remember last year we lost and everyone was learning some it didn't channel me
I was like you guys are so crazy
Yeah, that's why if we lose in Call of Duty, it's Nate shots false. Amen. It's not my fault. Dude. Hey, amen
Amen
Amen brother very nothing makes me more upset. I
Will say
Summit should have some it should old you know, I'm just gonna say I don't mean to say nothing negative
Yeah, I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. He should have right, but it's like
All right, if we're in the last one one one situation and it's like
Yvonne versus summit in CS. I'm not gonna be mad if she whiffs like crazy
True like I won't even be 1% upset because I'll be like oh fuck like how did we all die and and I
Don't know it's just like you're like different expectations based on how experienced with the game
I just had someone in my kick chat say honest to the God. Do you guys think you have a chance with peanut?
I don't these they don't understand DL
Understand how stacked our team is actually what is this heresy?
You guys you guys absolutely don't understand two out of the four games are shooting game, right?
Yeah, who out of the four games are shooting game and we have four insane shooters on the we have two
Very experienced league players. I will never get below second place in the league and then 2x KO
No one care. Let's be real here. Yeah, that's garbage. Yeah
Street Fighter was
At least everyone's gonna suck at 2x kf, you know, dude, the leap each you have like thousands of hours in there. No
Yes
Yes, she does
fucking over
I mean, excuse me. It's not over. It's it's amazing. It's amazing. We have a chance. We swear we do
Yeah, we're fucked
Where fuck?
No, honestly, I don't know how they let you know that you dropped it
I I just think no I just think it's kind of fucked up the time one sniped Genji like
I would be honest. I I'm not shocked
That's part of the game and we made you didn't think he was gonna do that
Oh shit, if you didn't think he was gonna do that you crazy
Yeah. Oh, yeah. I knew it.
I wanted to be an ankle like that.
A hundred percent.
A hundred percent.
I knew it.
And then he denied the trade before, like, you know, he was like delaying the conversation.
And I was just, I knew it.
I knew it.
He doesn't even want to win.
He just wants to make sure like someone else doesn't have fun.
Yeah, exactly.
How aggro you want to be here I can start I ever I agree you want to be I'm gonna I'm gonna push real slow
So there's more opportunities started but
Always fish like this. Oh, I'm gonna start throwing hooks. I just want to get you killed. Oh
You're good if you hit a hook we're gonna win got it even though I'm playing jinx
I'm gonna cross the wave and reset it so third wave is in the right spot
Probably should have went slow not armor yet. I'm gonna fake up and then you'll hide in the bush with you
Oh never mind. I can't hide in the bush
Nice
It's all good.
This guy is not bad, I can tell, but Ash, he's probably like diamond at least.
Nice, that's it, that's it.
Just pick Flash and bury.
Or just bury.
BITCH!
Probably base timing for us?
Oh wow.
Wow.
BITCH!
Are that good?
Holy.
Oh I'mma hit them.
Oh I'm scared.
I know I'm probably here so I'm gonna ward in base.
So always keep in mind 240.
I mean, you're gonna jump a little bit.
You always have to ward in 240.
Got it.
I don't know what to buy on this guy. Let me see here.
Protoplasm harness. What it's called. Wait, not Locket of the Iron?
No, no, no. Fuck that item. You're protoplasm, you can be unkillable.
Alright, got it.
Seen? What's wrong? Oh, my fucking...
Now we freeze, Ash has no flash, so it's either gank after Zin's topside or random hook kills.
Be warded here
Oh bullies behind us
Gonna drop off the follow up. I think you can clean you can get out. Yeah, you're good
Really nice
Thank you. Good. Oh, that like I like don't even know the game time because you like
Is you I just stole that I'm so sorry
Looking oh
Okay, wait wait wait it's low so so so this way small stack at the whole way and then you might die for it
But I think it's totally worth. Hey, that is a sacrifice. I am willing to make
Definitely a dive
Just let's get this wave in and then you should probably start with just walk of auto. See the hook damage
But he also might just run away and just knock it down.
Beautiful, we're going to kill both here.
Oh.
Wow, that's crazy that Lux leveled up and got W.
Okay, that's okay.
I let her live for this mistake, but perfect.
She misses 20 billion CS.
Nice, like the E as well.
I'm probably dead, oh my.
I can fight.
Run, run, no more, no more.
Five seconds.
Got it.
Woo, very nice hook man, very nice.
Thank you good sir.
Yeah, you have the aim.
Thank you good sir.
Holy.
This Ash's diamond, I'm telling you guys, I think she is, let me double check.
We're gonna do some investigation right now.
Ash is platinum, three.
So, never mind.
What the?
No, so look here, there's a port.
So look here.
Shut up dog!
I told you guys.
I can usually tell when someone's like you good and this guy's pretty good
Yes, so what's what do you think you're your like main game is feel like you played so much nothing
Nothing absolutely nothing. I mean get over art
Well to be honest man like I I say nothing because I play everything like I take pride in playing literally anything I want and
You know luckily community allows me to do that because they're goaded but for me
You know arc is I played every extraction shooter that's ever come out really the obviously
There's those few like niche ones, but play them all Delta ABI
I talk off once you haven't heard of like project elite and all kinds of other shit
the reality of it is is that what made arc Raider so good is
Number one like the game itself very very good, but it was timing and a lot of a lot of luck
You know, I'm not saying they don't deserve what they got
They a hundred percent did and they made a great game out the gate
but since that game has released the updates that we have gotten is just completely lackluster and
and with how much money they made it's a shame that they haven't done more to be honest.
And like everything that makes everything that makes a good extraction they don't have like
we play Tarkov not because of the shooting or the milson we play it because of the risk and the
reward and like the loot and different things like that. Arc Raiders has none of it and it has great
great pvp sure but doesn't have any of the the meat on the bones man and it's
just it's very hard to continue to play a game like that when all I'm doing is
killing people for their fucking bobcats it's it yeah it's true you just
from a play against guys with Bob I'm looking here I'm looking I'm looking I'm
looking. Yeah. You're so hot. I'm going. No, I'm not. I die here. I'm stupid. I give
him a free kill. I apologize. I had to try it. Yeah. Ain't nothing wrong with a little
bit of an attempt. See if I have news. Yeah, that's just told me that.
There was a pole and
Peanuts coming to play league
No way. No way. That's on his way
Chat inform mr. Peanut that we will be with him very shortly
I'm coming. I'm coming
Be there in two three
Hold on you found him right now all the shield is
Nice lucky bastard
No
My god
Early boys
But I'm so excited to show peanuts the audience like how disgusting this game can be but also have fun
it can be. It's hard to beat the feeling. It's also hard to beat the horrible feeling
of losing. I think we put him top lane because I feel like that's what's going to be the
most fun for him. Like yeah, he's going to be on an island, but I'm looking here.
I think so as well. Honestly, so so lanes are just not very useful. Like the roles
are just not that strong. So yeah, I think I think it's perfect. I was I was showing
my cat like I think the three strongest roles is adc support and jungle so it's
gonna always goes and the teams with like their best player in the back and
always lose. Back here is that corridor though. Yeah you're chillin. Go ahead.
Bitch!
Always base in a bush that way you have the option of canceling or
hooking if they disrespect it but if you base in the open it's hard to get
it off this bastard I'm gonna grab them and you're gonna kill both I have a
feeling about it I'm really is right here but I'm not sure 100% okay it's on
our I'm backing them double okay okay yeah you can do whatever let me add
I'm going to add peanut into this call call is going to end picture except a new one.
Hey, Mr. Hunt, how you doing?
Hey, dude, the most surprising thing just happened and I genuinely think that like maybe
like a hacker came in and I just made a poll between Arc Raiders and League of Legends
and no joke I'm not even fucking with you this is not even a psych moment
League of Legends one I'm not even fucking with you
you know what's funny is I called it are you gonna play league
um I it looks like you don't sound that happy about it
no I'm excited I go whoa I'm gonna get in the coffin back with you
if you like that you're lovely you're like what a lovely
Talking ball torture. Oh, I love sausage ball torture. Mm-hmm. It's one of my top five hobbies and let's say number five four three or two
Okay, then we for sure got a play league. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. Okay. Okay. I'll do
Double it. How late you shade on night?
I can play anytime bro
I don't think you understand who you drafted P you drafted a guy who doesn't sleep
He hasn't seen the sun in four years. He grinds League of Legends and is arguably one of the best
Alright boys well the legend is tell me I have to restart my computer to open the game
Yeah, right there. I might do a half in hype night. It might do half the electric half-octane is a game
Yeah, yeah, that's the Chinese spyware loading
We drink
Hey, like that hook
League of Legends
I'm cutting him off he takes over here
Yeah
Let's I think we turrets first are they died right now
Okay, we can go for it nice. I like it. Yeah. No cars day. Oh
Sorry
You're good whoever gets the kills don't let anyone in your tatal you otherwise
It doesn't matter who gets the kills unless it's like a 1k shut down got it
Only your silver teammates are gonna be mad about you taking pills
God I got it. Got it. Yeah
Just do you like maximum damage and don't don't like think about it
It's not worth the sort of like mental hassle until you're like
Super super insane at the game then you can
Pass them off
But you are going crazy mode on the hooks I can't lie thank you good, sir
I don't know what's going on. Are you just are you like a support man as well or what?
I do play a lot of support a lot of a lot of
Whiskey support. I think that you specialize in engage champs. That's all I play Moon. Oh
Moon does my main. That's what I like play probably have the most time in other than brand
I can dive as well here yeah he's poor guys man oh we have all here in like two seconds
I'm just gonna ult and then dive.
We kill.
Beautiful.
Oh my gosh, it's still on me. Wait, what?
Holy shit, it was on me right here.
What the hell?
My bad.
He's milling.
We had to send a message to that Ash.
I get the fuck out of our lane.
So I take Solis Solstice or Solis Celestial or Celestial.
Shit.
I forgot I had an ability I could have used.
I was just about the wrong thing.
Fuck me.
You're chillin.
Shit.
Coming.
How did that hit me?
Coming.
That's like a nice guy. Beautiful.
Really sucks.
this is a business banking right now probably leave though to be honest bird
boss yes chef yes when you're stomping a game and we might be something in the
best thing you can do is to just all is to just deny them all their camps kind
of like how you experienced last game but like to a even more extreme degree
like because your enemy jungler is eventually going to get frustrated and
randomly die he knows right here right I went for base here already yeah yeah
yeah always got a base and spend what time on the win where everyone wants to
play league guys I think everyone wants to win because even though
no you're good you're good no competitively minded person wants to
show up to a small tournament lose.
Amen.
It's just such a bad time.
There's nothing more fucking like orgasmic than opening up somebody else's stream and
just listening to them rage.
Well, it's that and I think it's like when everyone else also wants to win it makes
you just want to win even more.
Yeah, exactly.
You know how it all started as well?
It's fucking Jake and Dick.
Jake and Dick, this sweaty ass motherfucker.
motherfucker I wasn't even like put in any effort in the first one but this guy's
sweating his balls off like talking to the rest and stuff
and I'm like really I didn't know this lore what's you never see Jake in the cat
like he's like you like what about this and that and oh oh in the APP chat yes
I have seen that yeah yeah yeah I'm just playing he's not actually trying to
change the rule you just competitive he's a competitive guy you guys got that
as to you there's a bully behind ten seconds and like 20 seconds somehow
I'm coming boys. Don't worry I'm in hooks.
I'm gonna be mushroom here.
Shut up.
Bro.
Bro.
Oh!
I'm emo.
Just have a random mushroom on the right side of mid.
I don't know.
Oh.
I'm gonna try something.
I'm gonna try something.
I'm gonna try something.
I'm gonna try something.
I'm gonna try something.
In case anyone
Killing it as well
No, we're kind of cooking a little bit now can assists sub div question mark
Weakest team over is the strongest ADC I know three and a half items AD carry just lost one
we want to team up by the way nice game let's go fuck them we go fucking
the value is rallying
boom boom boom 5000 APM he didn't get to play the game he doesn't get to play
the game fuck that guy okay remember when I said like do you max damage yeah
Yeah, sorry about that. Sorry about that.
This guy's about to hate me. Watch this.
Slow.
Oh my oh.
We go Baron.
That's worth.
We got Bully flashed. We go Baron.
They got a hate me they got a hate me I'm hooking the shit out of them DL
I'm hooking the fuck out of them I'm not joking I'm not even kidding
My boy my boy I appreciate that I'm telling you guys that this this guy this apps that
we're playing against is a diamond four player and he every single season he's
black or like like yeah he's just black so pretty good oh my gosh all right
after we win this game chat's all telling us we got to watch peanut he's
doing the tutorial right now to guess it we can't miss this content here I'm
gonna lock in for like yeah
of all the baseball fire right now you don't know you don't know about you oh my god you
don't know about you I'm gonna hook this motherfucker too
Okay, we can watch peanut play fucking tutorial now. Let's go
I mean guys anyone any hands up anybody
anybody hands up anybody I mean I can I get a oh my gosh look at what hutch did one time
this is gonna be this is gonna be guys or comedy all right I'm opening it up it's gonna
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
He's gonna die for it? No he's not.
Why does this tutorial look like a normal tutorial?
Oh my god.
I can't change the volume of the game and I also can't change that.
that I can't change that because I can't put my mouth outside the fucking game.
It's gonna be loud for like, three-man-towering.
Ah, yeah, it's like a 16-year-old game, by the way, guys.
Busty, he hits on the case.
I don't- has he pressed the single button yet?
Like, we've got to teach him how to use Q, W, E, and R.
He's good at clicking, though.
Take- take that!
Take that!
Take that!
Oh.
So good I broke the game. I was so good. I broke the game. You see that they say we're not gonna win the AT&T
I'm so good. I broke the game. Oh my god lock your first champion. Wait guys who's
Who's the best one here?
Pick the fire guy
Fire guy pick Charizard
Not even joking brand is the best one here look like a Darius
This fortune
Do we do do we
Wait, wait, Massey
Massey he's gonna kick your ass out of jungle huts you watch out bro and brand can take your job
I kind of like master Yi. I kind of like master. He tried to keep me out of jungle
Bro, I swear he's probably gonna die to his hands. So we can't let that happen
Catastrophic bad choice for me. I feel like it's a pretty good choice
So one of my chest says he's using control to level up his spells
Why is he acting like he doesn't know how to play dude? I'm are you sure or you just make it out up?
Let me ask let me ask my guys. Let me ask my guys. Let me ask my gang. Let me ask my gang. Hey, hello guys. Hey bud. Hey, what's up? I'm sitting here and it says unlock your first champions. So I was thinking, do, should I pick Lux Master Yi Miss Fortune Darius or brand.
What was the second one again?
It goes Lux, Master Yi.
Miss Fletcher, Darius Brand.
Oh, Master Yi.
Oh, this is good one.
Left click.
Oh, God.
All those other chames kind of suck.
Loki, I mean, your chat will tell you to play Darius, but I think Darius is kind
of, can be pretty hard to play in my opinion.
I kind of wanted to play Master Yi.
Well, so yeah, listen, can I be honest with you?
Be honest with me, Steve, be honest with me.
You know, you're going to be the equivalent to a blind duck walking from a pond across
the road to another pond, but he can't find that pond because he's blind.
So I guarantee you, I get more kills than you first game.
I'll bet you 500 gifted subs I'll bet you 12 back at DC done to my door
to your door to your board to your door. Uh, hold up. Wait, I'm cheating by three times.
Can we see it? Yeah. No, I think so. I think you're going to play top lane if you want
to or mid lane. Yeah, I think you're going to be on top for mid. So mid's usually like
like mage champs so brand is actually like a bottom.
Why would you, why would you think that?
Huh?
Well, if, if me and double lift are getting top and mid, I was wondering if you, if you're
bottom.
No, it's called 80 carry P that's double lift.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going bot with Yvonne, probably bot with Yvonne, okay, got it.
I'm going to go. Wait.
Oh, I'm sorry. She's my
Just go, Brad. The brand's the
best champ out of the out of the
the pool. If you want you, you
can pick it. It doesn't matter.
I feel like you're kind of
guy that likes to go hand.
Right? So, just just go there.
You're going to have some fun.
I'm a sneaky guy. Mr.
You're a sneaky guy.
I'm going to go and ask you
Oh my god, you're looking for validation. I like it. That's right. I was looking for validation.
Well, I mean, you took the words out of my mouth. I was going to say Master Yi next.
Oh, Master Yi. Master Yi. I'm starting up, boys. Prepare to win nonstop.
Oh my god. I just realized me and Hutch just won our last flex games and you're going to have to play against these guys.
these guys oh my god I feel terrible should we play you guys play with me yeah we were playing
ranks kind of like it's like fake ranks it's called flex queue I think I think because your
account's level one it is level one right I'm assuming yeah I just started yeah yeah okay great then
we're gonna have to start off playing um either swift play or draft pick which is kind of just
like normals you know do yourself a favor go into the settings and turn on that not the full screen
I mean, do the other one.
What was it?
Window delivery?
Also, I just finished beating up the towers
and the crystal and the metal.
Do I have more tutorials to do?
No, no, that's it.
Now you're good.
Because you can hook up with guys that are bots.
Did it put you into a game?
Yeah, I showed it three maps.
I'm getting more than I have two more to do.
What?
that's a thing. I have never my chat is telling me there is more tutorial than that. Okay.
Okay. I mean, okay. Now, okay, I see that other one is like, can you click your mouse? Okay,
now it's like this is the game. This is now like Lee again, it's going to teach you like
a little bit about the. Okay. Like it was just checking if you had like monitor and
keyboard. So that's done. Can I can I leave this? Yeah, I think you can. I think you press
escape and leave anytime. Okay, right? I can only exit game. I can't surrender. I'm guessing
exit game is the whole game. Yeah, you should be able to. I mean, unless right, it's real
no exit exit game is right. surrender is like your whole team quits and you lose the game.
Yeah, okay, okay, oh, it just, okay, just close me.
All right.
I see.
Oh no, it's gonna make him do that.
Oh my God, no way.
It's gonna make him do that.
Like on the bottom right, there's like a,
there's like an arrow on the bottom right
that maybe is like skip everything.
I've never seen the tutorial.
Beautiful.
Yes.
Oh yeah, guys, now I play.
Wait, so your name is the burnt peanut
and what's your hashtag?
Hover over your name on the top right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're good.
And then give me your socials last four digits.
Oh, six, six, six, six.
Wait, hold on.
I'm texting you right now.
Here you go.
That's the last numbers.
Okay.
Perfect.
Oh, hit the fuck.
I was supposed to hide that.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Yeah, you're good. I I definitely did that on my second monitor. Sure. Wait, I actually just leave yours for real. No, you're good. I don't care. Like it's all public info. The hashtags are not private. That's for sure. Are you McDonald's manager? I am McDonald's manager hashtag.
It's my smurf, or my ults.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
Okay.
All right.
Now what do we do?
Okay, now we're going to play some flipflops.
I don't know why you're offline for me, though.
This is so weird.
I'm online for you, but for me, you're offline.
I don't know.
Can you join my game?
How do you link?
Hashtag 6, 7, 9?
No.
Okay, well, I've already been leaked.
It really doesn't matter, bro.
You're good.
Yeah, you're good.
You're just going to get the 50 friend request, but you're killing it.
So on your friends list, you see how I'm there. Can you click on the plus sign in there?
Boom, got it!
Alright, nice. And then you can add hutch from here, so you can look at his name and there's like three dots above him
and then you can hit add friend.
I have to?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
There you go, there you go.
The bowling players must be level three to play this mode, burnt peanut. Are we joking?
Oh, are we so fucking serious guys? Oh my god, it's gonna make you play with the choreo
Oh my god, be so for real be so for real guys. Oh, what are we?
Guys, what is dude? Why is the new player experience in this game? So dog shit, Ryan? Please fix it
I'm actually crying right now. Wait wait. It says I can do one bot game and I get level 10
Okay, perfect. Perfect. That's what your chat says. Perfect. I have not ever made a new account
I've only purchased counts for like eight
Yeah, you're definitely no I mean I already got it I'm recording though, of course, I would never promote doing that
Do it do it do it in your cool
Wait, so what I so I play a bot game. I just go through the tutorial
My chat saying we can play a bot game together actually let's do it and we'll just run through it
We'll just we'll kill them all win. Yeah. Yeah, perfect. Okay
Alright, so peanut between top and mid which one do you want to play more so mid is more
It's more like a quarterback of the team and you play more squishy champs
You play more mages so stuff that stays back but does a lot of damage or top is more like a brawl like melee focus lane
Where it's like two big buff guys
So mastery is not a top or a mid laner but between the two he's more of a top laner
Wait, top! I'll be on top! I'll be on top! Hotch your bottom!
Okay.
I'm in the middle, I'm in the jungle! I'm in the bushes!
All right, all right, so you're gonna top.
I'll be on top, you be in my bush. That's what you're saying. Master Yi.
Um, what's Master Yi? Okay, can you change your numbers to Master Yi?
And then on the bottom of your screen, there's like a green there's a blue guy who's running really fast and then a green icon next to it
Yeah, like on the blue thing that's called ghost and try to change it to flash. Oh
My god this game
Yeah, let him know
I don't know it should have been strongly written letter. Oh my god. I it's fine. Yeah, just you do you go steal
Yeah, I'm gonna heal. Yeah restores health and grants moves me to you and
Targeted out like champion. Perfect. Don't I think your chat maybe we're gonna try to overwhelm me with like builds like items and runes and stuff
Just follow the recommended build when you whenever you open up the shop
It'll tell you what next item you should buy
Okay, it's not awful, but it's like good enough and then just don't even worry about ruins. Let me ask once he
Alright, yeah
I'm here. It's simple. Oh, go ahead. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I've leaked all your guys names and hatchlings at the bottom
You're such a piece of shit
God
Including mine including mine and the two random people to join
So don't worry, don't worry, everybody's been late.
Prepare my dope out, oh.
He has to pick a Rampage.
I think the game just puts one on for him.
Let me double check though.
Yes, yes it did.
All right, perfect.
Perfection.
Dude, I swear to God, this is all your fanboys in our game right now. Who is Jax and snow panda? Are you guys Bungie later?
I mean I need to know
Well, I'm definitely doing the first one first one's better than all these
You want to go up here? Yeah, whatever whatever it says and recommended
You're chilling and then go top.
How do I buy?
You open up the shop by pressing P and then-
I knew that, that was attached.
Oh, okay.
Next start.
Wait, do we- oh yes, oh yeah, I see now, wait, pick next start, VIP acceptor start or
time-
Yeah, yeah, perfect.
Just click any one of those, they're all fine.
Yeah.
This one.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Yeah!
I think from bot lane, we're gonna be bot lane together.
I think I already fucked up.
Hehehehehe!
I think I already fucked it.
You're chilling.
Honestly, if you're not just just run bot lane, I think you're good.
You don't need to have a perfect buy.
Okay.
I bought an item and sold it by the way good work good work and so the minion super fucking
weird for you right now but basically what it's trying to show you is unique I sit on
the minion to get the go start practicing that some of the minions slow and when it's
I see I don't jump out. Yeah. Yeah. Don't worry. I played this game 10 years ago. Oh, no way
I'm primed
All right, now to this fish earned in mine
Guys I should be fucked that guy up. Yeah. Yeah, we fucked these guys up
up. Yeah. Put your E on, put your E on. We're just going to let Pete learn right now. Back
to our camp clears. I say you would never do anything show on your brother. Absolutely
not. You got these, you got these cannons. Oh, you did not. It's okay. Do we want to
Pick up our fourth teammate. I'm hearing Yvonne. Just got on Ravonnie
Yeah, I mean, let's just crank this bot game out really fast and let's play against
Challenger players on their smirks. I mean
Usually what's gonna happen
Where'd you go?
No, you auto
It was cool
I was looking, I was looking prime. Fair.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
I just wanted to find the best way, the fastest way back to the spot so I can get some goodies.
If the game is so fucking weird for new players, like there's this like last hitting assist feature that I can't turn off.
Fuck I should have played something with CC so I could set you up I kind of didn't realize
we'd go bot together.
Yeah I'm not really too sure what our other guys are doing but it's the tutorial.
I mean they're fine.
Yeah, you know Panda and Jax are just hanging out.
They're just chilling.
Okay so rule number one you always want to be in XP and around the minion.
No matter what.
And then rule number two is if you don't know what to do, push your lane.
Got it.
I just won.
Yeah, yeah.
Having good farm only really happens when you push the wave.
Got it.
Okay.
Perfect.
Hey would I press, have you ever played Master Yi before?
I have, yeah.
I press when I hold down Q and then release it while I'm holding my mouse over a guy
Do I have to then click or is that good enough? Oh my god, it's Victor
Not Victor
God
Fuck them a fucking good job. Oh
This guy combos stick in nice
Fuck em up
You're natural, bro. It's what I do
No, I realized my volume button for this game just hasn't been working the whole time. I've been so confused
It's just chat. He doesn't have to be amazing. It's literally just him being competent
That is it. It's all we need
I believe yes, I believe my stream was getting earcams in the entire time. That is accurate
That is actually accurate. I can't
I
My chat says you look at the shop like a caveman looking at the wheel
The wheel was a great invention. All right, pal. There's they were they were very amazed by it
Also, but if you see by recommended stuff, is it always the big three?
Rectangles in the middle. I only guess those ever exactly exactly. That's so I don't actually build those out on the right side
Let me see on the right side going to all items. Yeah, you never ever need to worry about going to all items
You do not
Go ahead
Because the all items chat we are we are in a
Bot game right now. It's like a hundred. I'm not actually clapping
You need to have no we heard we are in a bot lane and I'm playing jungle for this exact reason
Just trying to get this game over with possible and thorough understanding of the entire all items section. Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, I'm on the spectrum like that, but
Yeah, we're just we're just we're just chillin right now. She's locked in over there
Yeah, I'm getting fucked by mr. Purple over here chief
Mr. Purple moose man over here moose man purple moose man
oh man this guy's a pussy okay so you know how would you when you know when
you like someone under the turret the turret fucks you up and does a ton of
damage yeah all right maybe this is not the best time to show it but you can
immune a turret shot that is destroy your turret fast enough to see that
That's how you do it. Oh, I'm gonna go to
God, if they use so much on there
You can go back home and heal and spend you have probably like probably like at least 2k gold. Yeah, 5,000
Most decent. Yeah
I'd be fucking rich. Yeah. Goodbye. You're gonna feel way stronger. This game is entirely planned around levels and items
Why only click the button jib the bill
um yeah usually the left one of the three is like the most common like option so if
you can't go wrong with the left one okay left one yeah out of the three you
recommended let's see what you got let's see what you got I got it I like it now
we get cracked and slayer yes exactly okay guy okay you're fucking huge now
okay now we got we've got a good show our big up there so these are bots so
they don't really buy good items yeah devil if there's a good teacher
Couple of this you taught me how to play game. Oh, I'm out of it
Let's get used to fighting
Perfect
You're not gonna like it when I mash all four of these buttons
Doing great camp although I'm not sure this champ is gonna be good for the tournament
Mmm. Okay, I'm gonna completely be honest with you
You're kind of gonna be like the team's water boy, so it's like good if you can play a champ that can get us water
Master Yi's kind of like
Thank you so much for the 18 bucks
You want to play math?
You want to play mouth? I trust I would tell what this when we're playing tonight if I get more overall kills and hugs
He has to be the water boy
Okay
I'm down with that.
You better lock the fucking door.
Yeah, that was good, P.
Yeah, that's right, you're gonna be the water boy.
You're gonna be the water boy, buddy.
I don't think P understands how much I play this game.
I don't think Hunch understands.
What?
They suck.
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
Oh, I'm gonna die.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, shit.
I'll miss you
That's all good dying not bad
You got a bad to learn in this game right?
You can't be afraid of for your screen to turn gray. I bet that pussy didn't even learn anything actually
He killed me he sucks
Yeah, he's my self base right now that he didn't learn how to signal bang agree
Actually get shit on actually get shit on
Okay, my chat's telling me that
Yeah, perfect perfect perfect and you can click on the items
This is really important. If you don't have enough for the whole item
You can still click on the items and get like the components because it's made out of like a bunch of smaller items
Yeah, like thousands of gold to buy every single time you have more than 400 gold like 300 or 400 gold. You can buy something
That's the easy danger. That's the easy danger. Oh
I'm good in my I got my little guys
The outsource of tanks that the big cow guys attention is the damage to us when you fight like
Yeah, you got this you got
When the two hearts up there. Oh my god. I beat the stick. Oh my god. Okay. Okay
Oh
My god
Good job beating his dick be oh, yeah
He will match his energy perfectly and still be able to put up with his genanigans.
Take that, small guys!
If not being able to say the small guy word on Twitch really nerfs this game.
I don't even know, I don't even know, small guy, short step, short step, short step,
You're not allowed to say that on Facebook.
No, I think so.
So, Mr. Peanut.
Yes, that's right. That's right.
Yo, Joey, think of the 100.
Double it probably one of the best people.
He's peanut.
He will match you.
I bet that was your favorite.
Perfectly, he'll still be able to put up
with the shenanigans.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, double it together for a reason.
like it up until they have the game.
Okay, do I have like a 25 hundred?
Okay, might be time for you to visit this stopkeeper.
Oh, that's right.
Put this pussy in the dirt.
Okay, yeah.
I don't care.
I like it. I like it. I like it.
Get ready to W when he presses his W.
Okay, and then my-
God, I'm-
Holy moly.
Wait, you early on that?
I'd be calling.
Holy this is a very productive co-op versus a high game yeah I'd be I'd be
learned it I be learned it funny message nose on this word I think it's no
panda might be a lot just that's just where purchase time chain yeah
I
For purchase
All right, we'll join the call in the in our chat. Well, we'll join right after this. Oh
Nick we're in the tutorial. We go. Okay, this is the this the tutorial. Okay, you know, you start a game bot
You don't yeah. Yeah, you don't have to stay bought this is tutorial
I mean it's hard to tell actually but when the game gets kind of later you usually want to text like more run this
And then you want to you want to play the game more on the side lanes, but
I've heard that's their favorite crystal and we just broken 100% 100% 100% now is our baby
Oh, okay, Brad. Oh, wait, hold on, wait, I'm getting on. Do we just want to do we just want to set up a call in that discord?
Yeah, why not? All right, I'm gonna call in the AT&T discord just early in our little team group chat. Just answer that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, perfect.
All right.
We guys guys guys we're not playing flex. We're not playing flex. Flex is law.
No.
Hello.
Good man.
I don't think we did either now I was playing I was like I'm gonna play for an hour BL was like you should come and play with me I said okay and then I peanut got on and I was like you should come play with us you said okay and then you got on and you probably know the end of that story.
What should I do?
Wait, should I go on and like other account?
Oh, hello. Hello, everybody.
Hello.
Get on your lowest rated account, Yvonne. I don't even know what rank this account is, but it's, it's good to be pretty aids for Peanut. I'm not going to lie.
Get on your highest.
You want the smoke right away, I guess.
Let me tell you, we just played a match against legendary master eagles or whatever the shit.
All right, buddy.
Pound them.
They didn't take a single one of our towers, nor our special crystals.
Huge news.
He didn't tell a lie there.
Not even our special crystals.
Can you believe that?
So, do we even need to practice? I feel like we just auto win then.
I honestly think we do kind of low key just auto win in the league week, but other teams
are going to be really sweating because league is like a super ego game.
Like I think like Ludwig and Ty one seems going to be trying their dicks off.
Yeah, but let is easy to ban. He's been a moomoo and fiddle.
Yeah.
Now, let's let's not going to be a problem.
It's like the I don't know who's on it.
That's weeks.
Lee.
Lily and Emory, right?
Oh, they have Lily and Emory.
That's like two diamond players right there.
Yeah, no, they're they're a threat.
They're a threat.
We might select the when your game goes down, it says daily play.
Then it shows you like a like an Alph dwarf and like a goth lady
and a and a and a front leader.
Do I choose one of these?
Oh, OK.
So what it's saying is just like, you get one of these champs
for free just for playing.
Yeah, you can just pick any one.
You're really not going to play any one of these champs,
so it literally doesn't matter.
Oh, gosh.
OK.
Oh, Emery's on the daps team.
I was wrong.
Oh, it's Leslie.
Leslie's with Lily.
Oh, OK.
OK, I see.
Jake and Bake.
OK, it's Jake and Bake and Leslie.
I don't know anything about Leslie.
Did she play this game?
Oh, she plays.
Her Leona is nasty.
Like a good nasty?
Okay.
Why are you laughing like that?
Why are you laughing like that?
Like she's my favorite Leona.
She's not the best Leona, but she's my favorite.
Okay, so it sounds like she's horrible.
I'm right.
All right, everyone get in here.
I have you added are we're going to play some play. I'm on my other account, but the thing is my friends list is just from a loading.
Damn, you're popular. No, no, it.
I can be client man. I'm a log.
This is going to be good.
I can't believe it, guys.
Pina's first ever game and he wants to play Master G. I respect it.
Master, yeah, Master G. Master G.
Whoa, and what role, what role is everyone playing?
I'm a bottom.
Oh.
Well, we can't both be bottoms.
We'll find a way.
your will there's a way don't you worry okay I added you okay I see weep
commander 69 perfect yeah yeah all right and then peanut I embedded you I don't
know if you can accept it or not
Okay.
Um, I'm going black.
We. Yes, Amanda 69.
What up?
Holy shit.
So I think you'll place the port. I'm gonna be honest. I don't really care what you play.
But if you want, if we really, really want to fucking win like super hard, then I think you should play like sonar Lulu.
So, yeah, so it is still really good.
You talking about?
Sorry, I'm talking to Yvonne, but you know, just to play whatever you're comfortable with.
I don't really like to force people to play so they just don't think, you know, we're
supposed to have fun as well.
But I also think on that note, I'm going to just completely go against what I said
and say, I think you know, you should learn mouth fight just in case just in
case we go like loses mouth fight.
Is that like a guy?
Yeah, mouth fights like a guy.
He's like a big rock.
He's kind of like a team waterboy type of champ.
And basically it doesn't matter how good or bad
you are at the game.
Anyone can play Malfight.
Like Mike might want to play Malfight.
But give me one more chance to get more kills in Hunch
and then he's the waterboy.
OK, OK, OK, good.
You're good, you're good.
No, I'm not going to talk smack to P.
That's me picking on the last four today.
This is so confusing I know.
Listen, we.
You have to click on Master Yi.
We chill right now.
Select the role for him and make it.
And we allow him.
You have like two portraits, right?
One of them is Master Yi in the middle.
I see Big Dolls Manager.
We command you to repeat it in hodge.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a picture of Master Yi.
That's your boy in the middle of your screen.
It's underneath your name.
Oh yeah, I see. Yep.
Got it.
Yeah, quick it.
And then change.
Yeah, so quick it.
And then there's like an icon to the left of Ghost,
which is Jungle, and change that to top.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got it.
Yeah, I'm top I'm top
Okay
I'm just going bottom
Wait, what the fuck chat? Why is that? Why is burpee that's still level two?
What?
No fucking way bro
Wait, but why does he say level three a hover and
That's just a little three just a little three
Wait, did we hover him?
He's level two. I see level two as well. Oh
What?
Yo, I'm mad.
This is a bunch of your little, let me read you some game.
You take the game, that'll change it, that'll change it.
I'm not joking, maybe restart.
I, what?
Guys, why does Riot ban you for buying accounts
when like you literally, like, I played this game
for 16 years and I still can't figure out
how to play with a new player.
Like, it's just the worst.
Like, they're not gonna run it.
I'm actually, my cortisol, like, my cortisol.
Oh my goodness, he's just a maxing, he's just a maxing.
I need to start just holy shit
I'm starting this bad boy back up. We thought the game was gonna be hard little did we know getting into the game was the
I was very hard. No the final bosses are at games
That too
You're popping a couple
Sidney juices tonight
I'm gonna be drinking throughout the entire term, but I just want to make sure that I'm actually practicing today. I got you
It says that he's level two. Oh, we're good. We're good
Okay, everyone get ready and then we can we can queue up perfect. Wow, that was weird as fuck
Yeah, I
Yeah. I'm a little confused.
I'm a little confused.
Me too. Me too guys.
You and me hold mods.
Ah, you're good. This game's easy.
Oh, peanut potpush jungle.
Yeah, my nature's probably gonna go mid.
We'll stick him on something easy like maybe Morgana resilient or something no to absolute man
I hope you guys are enjoying all the different games. We've been playing man. It's been a lot of fun
And gaming with the boys
You're not talking about that. Oh
My god, we are going to drink and no one is going to stop us
us like we're starting now.
All right.
It's like six twenty for me.
Is that like Pete drinking ours?
Wait, what time is it for you?
Six six p.m.
Actually, it's been.
Yeah, yes.
The song is five o'clock somewhere.
Oh, you hit that note.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, we start with three abilities. Okay, sure. Yeah, this is a swift play, baby.
This is what I've trained my whole fucking life for, guys. The LSAS is nothing compared
to the AT&T now that you're cup.
Alright, P, you're going right up there and you're going to be by yourself. Name of
the game, don't die on repeat. Oh, fuck.
Oh my god, by the way, the ME team is sweating for their lives right now.
with the enemy team right now yeah yeah yeah yeah they're playing like jungle
vein they're playing like real pigs
oh hey yeah over under 10 repeat this game hi buddy I'm not getting 10 deaths
you pussy all right you're gonna be the water boy you're gonna be the water
We win. You can get straight, perfect.
I was supposed to keep sitting like a tentacle attack to me.
And it begins. This guy's a bitch.
Always let me hit the little small guys with these.
Who's gonna actually beat a bitch?
Yeah, I will not even have beat a bitch!
Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
Oh my god, I actually fucking hate this guy.
Yeah.
Yvonne, do you have this like weird last hit assist thing?
Weird what?
Last hit assist thing?
I just turned it off.
It was distracting the shit out of me.
I know.
If you're bored, let's do it for fucked up, okay?
I'll stay assist.
Yeah.
If you don't have it, don't worry about it.
I just figured out how to turn it off.
Yeah.
I didn't have TP.
Alright P. Press Q on her.
Can you see her minion?
What's going on with her minion?
Oh yeah they're like...
I have two little health.
I got to heal up.
Yeah, it's good.
I put her back.
I walked her back so hopefully you get some free farm.
Thank you boss, thank you boss.
Thank you good chair.
I'm gonna kill all the short people.
That?
In the game, in the game.
Oh.
Yeah.
Don't worry.
Do you know where she is right now?
I don't know.
No, I don't know.
Oh, yeah.
She's not gonna mess with me.
I'll tell you that right now.
She knows how powerful I am.
Alright, we're about to attack. Are you ready?
No. I'm completely away from you. You all by yourself, Bubba.
You think I can take it by myself?
Level 6? Hell yeah. Hit R and go get her.
Got it, got it, got it.
If she goes near her tower, you gotta turn around.
I'm probably gonna push in base.
Okay.
nice work work work work work work work you got her good job up give me a
straight yeah you did
first one on the board first kill for P let's go
Oh nice
You guys have the same number of kills right now getting nervous much no, he's nervous he's nervous
He's definitely water boy
You're gonna be water boy. No, no
I
Watch were you actually X major league baseball player like it's not a joke minor league, but yeah, oh
Wow, that's pretty crazy. You're a professional
I'm gonna beat your fucking ass
That was a bald floor.
I'm taking drag, by the way.
Yeah, yeah, perfect, perfect.
We're already getting our reps in.
Drag is, honestly, I'd rather have a drake
than two kills most of the time.
That's how important it is.
Oh my gosh!
Hotline's over here in mid.
Well, I'm freezing in Swift's play,
but I think I actually need to be investigated.
I didn't think that but you know
You guys walk towards river we can kill
Maybe not
Yeah, it's chill you can just uh
Be a little bit of a walk. Let's not go to your cheer. Let's just keep walking forward here. There's a vein over the wall
Wow, I can't believe he actually hits that. Oh nice. We're gonna kill everyone here
Wow. Come on, you're very comfortable on Lux, I can tell. Yeah.
There's an auto weave there. Also, it's like we're playing.
We're playing in the stairs. Whoa. This is honestly what it's going to be like
to play the cup fight. There's going to be like a couple of diamonds and then.
Come on boys.
Easy.
Die less.
How's it going up there, Peanut?
Could be better. Could not be better.
The lady already ran off. She's scared of my power.
I'll just take it. I don't care.
She's scared of my master Yi.
Master Yi and his power.
Oh
Look at that go I make a big one
All right into you
Damn these guys for sure just got off nine to five. It was nine hours in the coal mines into this game
I
Was the ball crushing factory and
I'm not dying itself pushy named Diana. Yeah, right now. I'm walking up. He's going to start hitting her even if you lose
It's okay. I sounded my solution is sick. Do you start hitting her?
We go right now. Okay
Why don't you walk towards her walk towards her walk towards her right?
Okay
This isn't fair to have a kill off when you're the jumbler
That's why I said I wasn't gonna move. If you get one more kill you guys are tied. I'm just saying you get one more kill
You guys gave my kill. I just gave my kill
You got a baiter. You're the bait.
I just want to make sure you don't get any kills.
You're talking to my master plan, Master Yi.
Master Yi is wise. You're bad.
Hey, if you walk right here, you can get a kill, right there?
It might be too late, she might be too late.
You probably have at least 2 or 3k right now.
I have 4k, that's a guy.
So it plays weird, yeah.
Anytime you have a few thousand gold and your wave has been crushed, you can actually
kill the wave, then you have a good timing to base.
If there's a lot of minions coming to you, then you'll want to miss that.
you want to miss that XP so you don't want a base.
You know, you kind of just got the wave in the dirt
so it's a good time.
Oh my God, she just flashed like that?
I've been whipping her ass this game.
I'm not going to lie, I could want 100%
and see why people with no friends play this game.
You see it?
Are you feeling it?
I kind of see it.
I kind of see it.
Welcome to League.
I kind of see it.
Yeah, no explain, please.
I kind of see it again.
Yeah, no.
This is a great marking for the game.
Dude, are Xerath is smurfing 100%?
I'm gonna look up Ghost83, this guy's for sure, first off he's for sure a buggy later
and second off this guy's like Diamond at least.
I will fuck him all.
That's easy, except for Blue-Cutted.
Look at this guy up.
Oh he's Emeralds.
I was off by one rank.
Oh ho! What the fuck?
See you later.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Okay, hey!
Yeah, no worries. I'm just have a good down over there. You gotta clear
Then before dear yeah, I'm walking for
Wow
Ouchy
Aces.
Wait, you killed all of them?
No, you got fucked one up really hard.
That Aces is a five kill.
Oh, that's squad or pentakill!
Yeah, pentas five. Aces just if all of them are dead.
It ain't C.S.
Get him, P. Get him, P.
I wanted up on it I want to be my one run
Can you fucking please what the fuck in Swift way to Drake's gets you soul
All right boys, let's group up what's group up?
that's good boy okay we will group it up bad middle middle always mid oh she
took me
you have mana in this game oh yeah I'm coming good to fight with the boys who
wants this one peanut please get over here bro
Don't worry about it, don't worry about it.
Never mind, Hutch was gonna steal it.
I need to recruit more.
What happened to the magic mushroom circle?
Wow, I don't know what to do.
Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
in the game with the games I win in the games I win you
lucky bastard
You're master you got to
Unfortunately got four but you got lucky
I got at least three hundred percent
I like I like it that's the leader I could get by
that's a humongous amount of damage you led the team
yeah yeah no it means you basically filed someone nails down and gave them a
Pat on the ass. You did absolutely nothing. Congratulations. You suck.
Sorry, boss. Your best. I need to let you down, boss. I'll do better next time.
Boss. I swear, I promise. Well, it looks like you're the water boy, Gigi's.
Well, no, I said for the night, most kills tonight. You've got four I've got
to. Oh, okay. Got it. So it's all a night. That's right. That's right.
I really do think you'll enjoy. What about if you played Garen?
I know that's what a lot of people say, right, but I don't think there is a more useless champion
for a new player to play in an unequal skill term of the game because Garen has no, yeah,
true, true, true, true.
You get kited and you get killed by higher skill opponents like, like nothing, like you
won't ever be able to even touch it. Yeah, but I think if it's like two noobs playing then like
Garen is crazy, right? Because you just stat check someone who's kind of like also new.
Drew, I got excited because I just felt like Peanut is a Garen player.
I know he would actually have a lot of fun playing. You know, honestly, I'm not, I'm down
for like, maybe you should try Garen Peanut. I'm not, yeah, actually it's kind of a good idea.
I must have you it's kind of me. Yes. You like to damage right? Yes. I love to a damage. Mm-hmm. Okay
All right, I'm gonna I'll try to I'll try to like move you towards playing damage champs that yeah
I think you'll have fun on then just okay boring stuff
Okay, I'll say also I think you ought to join up. Oh, yeah, he's not playing Timo
You're chilling. He's not playing Teemo. I promise you he would rather die than play Teemo.
He's not playing Darius either. Oh, sure. I'm gonna change champs. He won't do either
of that. We should honestly, I'm a crack, uh,
say about ol' Gragas jungle.
guys is a great jungler yeah no hard to got this though whenever you guys are
ready just ready up I love Bell Bath but I'll bath it's I don't think it's what
we're looking for right oh shoot wait I'm so sorry I have teleport still I'm
pretty sure yeah yeah you do the way that you do summoners in swift play
does not work great it's like I can't work that at the new player experience
like then whenever I do these like do this brother genuinely is awful like
whenever I had to go through it I remember because I probably went through
the most recent everybody here other than peanut and it was terrible yeah like
just getting to the point lash whether you kidding to the point of
competitive like actual ranked games is for at her it gets days it's like four
or five days before you get there that's that's terrible and like you can't you
can't pick sums that you would pick in a real game it's like playing I'm gonna
be like playing our graders and like you get your only locked like level one
gun what is the point why would you ever what's the chances of us getting
Pena to ride account
100% you know dude if you say anything if you say the word I'll hook up with the ride guys and like you can have anything
You ever wanted say yes, P
Yes
Please do that
Easily
Wait wait
What do what do they want to give me it's a account
That's gonna be what is it level 30 and it has everything unlocked. So all the characters all the skins and
You just will skip through all this bullshit. We'll be able to play ranked together and that
That is where friendships are ruined my friend. Can they just boost this account up? No
They might be that hold on they might be able to I want I won't say no, but like I'm asking
I'm just gonna get you in the same calls them and then
You can finesse like you're a good talker. I've seen it. Thank you
Don't give him too much now
You actually have a chance this game you you buy yourself playing swift play right now get more views than the entire
Professional League North America, so I mean they don't give you an account. I don't know what they're doing
That's a motion that's a motion!
Oh shit!
All the mighty have fallen.
What's your favorite, uh, chance to play right now?
Well...
Me?
Uh, I don't know.
Maybe Kai'sa?
I like Kai'sa a lot.
Hard winning.
Yeah.
Oh.
oh wow I was yeah whoopsie why does he have nimbus look I don't know
nimbus
I have barrier and we hard win we hard win chat this is not me bro
I hope that was hutch is that hutch no
Oh
My god your first game you have to play mastery top with ghosts against York
Yeah, you got that shit I
Thought I was gonna I tried to flash what's it called that guy
Yeah
Caitlyn you Nara I'm probably gonna play jinx quick you Nara and persona
So I'm not really banable, but
Yeah, well honestly 80 carries is really fucking strong right now like really strong. Yeah, you have a very good aim on bubbles by the way
I mean
basically like art carry 80 carries are in right now big time hmm that's a good
it's a good time my goodness
his W still but I think he's dead
cool
I
Know
How I get more mana
Is it as the team leader said run yet?
I should have waited for E. I should have waited for 3.
That's right.
Oh my god, Gord's here.
What the heck?
Whoa, bro, what the heck?
Nobody's on top lane with me, guys.
You can push out.
Whenever you're in an empty lane, you push into turret and take easy money.
and probably base to give him an after.
I have literally zero mana.
I'm at the same predicament as peanut right now.
This is just too funny man I'm going home
Oh my god, this isn't a game, you're on
Oh my god!
Oh yeah GG Oh my god!
That's okay, that's okay No worries
That guy's a puss, he's flashed as well, from that you're completely locked out of using.
Oh, that's so insane.
There's no quests in Swift Play either.
Yeah.
What a great...
It's all good.
Pretty soon, Pino will be able to play Ranks.
He's in a flash of Seawork.
Oh, what the...
What the...
Yeah?
Yeah, I got it.
Oh my goodness
Wait Yvonne what rank are you in league?
On Emerald 2 right now
Oh you play a lot?
Uh used to I grinded for a little bit for like gazillion years ago then I stopped
Oh my goodness, I got two guys up here by the way, I don't know if that's important information
It is good, it is good to call that out. It's also really important that you call Missing,
I don't know if you've heard of that before. Missing? He's gone, he's away. Yeah, yeah exactly.
I'm doing drive by the way, nothing matters. It's like if your lane opponent pushes the
wave and he just kind of disappears to see great time for you to call it. Yeah I'm gonna fucking die. Oh yeah you're fucking cooked. Yeah I guess. Nah no way, no way scripting and stuff like there's no chance right? It's not fucking way. Press my F button I guess.
To a quick recall quick recall and Zerath has been impossible for me to get by the way
I don't know that's I
Mean he made a really really good guess on all that that Yvonne would walk forward, which is I mean it's normal
But it's not normal for so far. Let me see this guy's Q. And no, he's not screaming
No, he's definitely not. Well, wait a sec. I was weird as fuck
No
Oh, no, don't be there.
I have to shoot one more W at the Xerath to make sure.
I thought I had him.
Jump in there.
Go, go, go, Peta.
Kill that motherfucker.
One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one.
Nice.
There he is.
Why didn't you do that?
Is that guy stupid or something?
Whoa.
I shouldn't have used my whole thing out of the CD scripting.
That is very weird.
No, he's not.
I need to start getting kills though.
I'm getting a little bit of blood... blood song on mommy. Dreammaker?
Um, yeah always go dreammaker, that item is...
Dreammaker.
There's a bunch of like random power in it.
Okay.
Like for some reason it decreases the amount of damage that your team makes by like 120.
Okay.
Just does a bunch of random bullshit that doesn't make any sense.
Fuck me man.
Yeah, Shrelia's is good.
Ekko's of hell he is really good too.
Okay.
There's just so many, there's so many great support items.
Can't really go wrong.
Nice.
Where are these bitches?
The Scuttlecrab looking at one.
on me on me yeah yeah
guys could probably turn you want to fight no he's gonna work out for
getting peanut you know active right now though this game's going amazing
because hush has one less killed in peanut
i'm gonna get i'm gonna get oh no that's just your guy i think
okay okay oh it's just guy let's go yeah let's go
Oh shit, right after you put your clown shoes on, it's uh...
Oh god! Nah.
Take that, hooligan!
Damn, Pee!
Wait, what? Did we get a-
Bolo on top lane? What?
They put his ass in the car!
Okay, whenever you want to be one with someone, you have to say Shobobolo.
Shobobolo, Shobobolo!
Okay, Pee. Breathe, man. Breathe!
I'm on fire right now!
I can't be stopped!
Holy shit, I actually I'm not even gonna lie. I didn't go watch the replay on how that happened.
You're gonna be watching a master at work.
Did York's keyboard fall off or like?
What's going on here?
Ziggs! They're coming to save you, bad friend!
Nah, Ziggs never turns around, he only walks forward.
Alright, Drake, let's fucking go.
Hextech's soul, baby.
We have 30 seconds, though.
Let me push bot.
We'll go kill this York.
No way that stops my all
Was this car for real
Those are being real bastards again
There's it's looking very juicy here. What's no way rats. No
you really wanted to style on me oh fuck oh my goodness oh my god I'm not even
doing it maybe if you just full fought that like instead of running and fought
it to the death you could have won that
oh yeah well the Hentai squid keeps coming out of nowhere and fucking me
You want to fight another guy?
The hentai squid.
Yeah!
The one in the shank to hat.
Oh my god.
I think I hate Gragas.
Xerath really went barrier.
Well, I think I hate Gragas.
Hutch might actually lose the challenge.
Oh, bro, I'll never play raugus again. I'm fucking terrible.
I didn't realize raugus was so squishy.
Dude, what?
Oh my god, I actually want it.
Dude, this Seraph actually has a really good aim on his E.
I'm like, I think my movement is pretty good there and I don't know.
He's just hitting every E on me.
I think it's a meat problem.
Bro, who said don't say that about yourself?
That's crazy.
Oh, you gotta be fucking my ass 30,000 times.
Fight it fight it fight it fight it
Every step you again you again oh
Here's a mechanic on master you gotta you gotta be good at when you get a kill all of your abilities
Reset their cooldown so you cute you killed them and your cute is gonna be up again. Oh, I know that
Yeah
And then your your W as well right and you're evil like always be on basically
We always be on
Yeah, it's like
I'm going to make sure the hush doesn't get a kill.
Okay.
This is, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Peanuts leading.
Oh my god.
Peanuts leading.
I'm leading.
I'm leading.
I'm leading.
No!
Peanuts leading.
No way.
I'm going, I'm going something crazy this next game.
I'm actually going to be...
Peanuts leading on kills.
You're my game is closing before I get to the thing.
Shit.
Oh you just...
How do I deal with that?
How do I deal with that?
Yeah, we're gonna go actual something that matters all this around the top so so give us all an honor and then you can see it after that screen
Yeah
Wait what okay you have to go to scoreboard yeah
gonna make me play sweat champs. I know he is.
You should work out that first kill, Dave.
All right. Okay.
You have to get him to play Malfight fun.
Maybe he got a lot of opening kills that it reset to zero
because it simply went over the bit amount
that his ram could handle.
Think about that for a second.
What if you got over 2 billion 147 million kills?
2 billion 437? Wow.
No one's ever done that before.
more hodges just did, there's no other
every single place we have zero in the kill spot.
I'll add 22 kills, Mr. Doublelift, I guess it's okay.
I'll teach you later on if you want some private lessons.
I would love that.
I would love to get coached by you.
So I saw a Master Yi.
Oh, Master Yi.
Oh!
I know everything there is to know about Master Yi.
Oh, Master Yi.
I
Prior no, we just play doctor
By the way, I think I should be buying the boots of great fortune at the beginning. Am I being one guy?
Okay, I'm not gonna lie cuz we're playing so fly you start at level use the game starts at level three and
for some reason you have like 1400 gold and there's like new items and shit. It's like Mickey Mouse League so
You're never gonna start boots in a real game. Never.
So yeah, don't worry about it.
Is there any way to make this screen we're looking at right now, Fullscreen?
Uh, you can go to the cog at the top right, and then on general, you can change the window size,
but this is like a max. You can make it bigger.
But yeah, the window size is just kind of, it's in the middle there. Like you can go 1600 by 900.
Oh, oh yeah, I can make it a bit bigger.
Not too bad.
Not full screenable though.
back in it. We're back in the
blender. I keep getting word to
do Teemo. What do you think
about that? Yeah, Teemo is
going to be great for you.
We're going to keep it
going. Just real quick. Yeah,
go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Be fine and try Teemo so you
can play Teemo P and when you
sit in the bush, you could be
invisible so you can have like
seven people chase you and
just sit in a bush and they
can't find it or five. I
should say. I was just to
be annoying, so it's like
perfect for you.
I'm going to play it.
In terms of playstyle, in terms of playstyle.
Oh, yeah, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course.
Will Timo be banned during the AT&T Cup tournament most likely or no?
No.
Okay, so here's the thing.
If you don't want to play it, which you might not enjoy the champ or you might just like not be super-graded or something,
Then then we're probably gonna ban stuff like that. We're definitely gonna ban Malphite
We're gonna be a mouth. I'm not you don't master master you through and through. I'm not giving up on Master Yi because Master Yi never gave up on me
Okay, okay, it's whatever you want
I I encourage you to do whatever but I would I would say you could you could try new stuff to see what else is out there
You know, there's a hundred and seventy chance. I've already decided. I see is the best
I'm very excited.
But the thing is you can't only play you because they're going to ban it, they're going to look
at your stream and realize you only played one team.
So unlike the actual game, yeah, unlike the actual game, Peanut, when we go into a competitive
game, each team gets to ban five champions of the other team.
Exactly.
And I promise you, they're going to ban you because they banned me on my first time
ever playing League of Legends.
Yeah, it's pretty fucked up.
So it's actually counterintuitive.
There's no point to ban AD carries against me because I play every one, but banning out
guys that have only played one champ is like super strong, right?
Because then you're just going to be like first timing something.
So yeah, you do want to play this like pretty clean.
What a pushy move!
Yeah, I'll do it.
It's a pushy move.
It's a pushy move.
Yeah.
Well, why don't we just stream side David, see what they're playing?
Oh, we will.
You have absolutely no idea how dramatic we're going to go to win this.
Like we're gonna pull out every disgusting advantage that we can get.
Wait, this is what we're gonna do. I'm gonna master three guys.
I'm gonna master...
So, Teemu's good at...
You say he's like, like, baiting?
I'm gonna...
Yeah, pretty much.
Like, I'm gonna master baiting for three guys.
Okay.
And that way they would have to ban three guys
in order for me not to have my guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly
He just plays so many chance
Well, us, she's part of us.
Oh, I thought you, Lee.
Yvonne, you're horrible too?
No, Yvonne.
Oh, I wonder if she's really good.
So, Yvonne, it's good, but when you can't band double-lift, you're going to go down the line.
You're going to band one of my junglers that you think that will actually make a difference.
You're probably going to band two of her chants and you're going to band whatever the fuck Pina is able to play.
play. That's literally what they're gonna do. I'm telling you, I don't think they could
ban the supports. Like I don't know. I think like Lulu is probably the biggest AD carry
enabler so they might ban it. Yeah, that's fine. Other than that, yeah, I don't really
know if we'll ban anything else. You say if I master three guys, I is a pretty good
chance I'm good. Yes, if you, if you master three and they ban you out, just sit
back and relax like we're fine. Yeah, well, because if they ban me out on three guys,
You guys have probably exactly but definitely cannot play only like two one or two. That's too little our first tournament
Again, my first time ever playing league and the I was on double if team they've been three of the characters
I was practicing my first time ever
Yeah, I ended up playing mouth like I never played
They're insane at it.
They didn't buy it at all.
They've been Dierin and Morticizer, right?
Dierin, Morticizer, and Voli.
Oh my god, they're shameless.
He's okay. They do that. You just have you guys are shameless and I'll chat and just play your best.
Well
I mean I'm shamelessly proxying in switch plays, so
I guess you should just start running it down in these stuff like games. We have like a real game
I'm first yeah just kite towards your winning lane always you know I mean in an all-in I have absolutely no idea
I'm getting bored. I think I'm just gonna start roaming.
It's about to be the last game I stream because I want to get up and go take a shower chat.
I've been sitting here for 12 hours, don't stop.
I keep playing off-stream, but...
I'm about to...
You guys keep on moving.
This fucking grave's going to be a lane, man.
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't want to get killed.
Then you're going to blame for it.
Wow, this guy, who of them rushed the new boots?
Which is like a horrible item.
I'm going to ult these guys some more.
I'm looking.
What the heck is that?
Yeah.
Kale should be dead.
Here, no mana for ults.
Alright, don't chase, don't chase.
Here's our 2v1 here.
is coming with all this is right here now back it up Tara back it up Tara
I won't even reverse Tara
okay let's get Drake before you base much yeah you keep clearing away it'll be
It's an efficient leader on backhand, so we can just do it now.
All my way?
Yeah.
You leash, I'll come.
Warclaw.
Why are you coming?
Okay.
Alright, finish the drakey.
Maybe it don't matter.
Hahaha.
Wait, what are you building?
What is- oh, this is static fear, then.
Yeah, I don't know.
He has an exclamation mark on it. I don't know why.
Cause it's new.
BASS!
Oh, now Rage wants mid. I like it. He's an active player.
Alright, bot, red base.
Okay.
What?
Yo, did y'all just see that?
Was I attacking one of the little dogs?
Oh, that tank so much.
Yeah, I'm doing no damage.
I think that set is a really good champ for a new player to play as well.
Oh my god.
I did a ton of damage.
I have a few champs in mind that I think you're good but
Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness
Yeah, when you try to attack the guy and all the shouties get in the way
Hey, be ready here, be ready here, be ready here, walk up if you can
Oh my god, I just lagged out what the fuck was
I got two top two top. No, I just like
two guys on top of me oh my god yo what was that
I'm gonna hit by everything run run P run oh good heavens oh good heavens I
I pursue a button
They really don't like you up there, bro
Yeah, well county might also I'll try to tap off your fear. I'm gonna mind. Yeah, I'm gonna quickly call by some by some goodies
Oh, you're gonna go to that anyway
I'm gonna lurk in this jungle
Ooh the lurk. I like it. Yeah. He's right here.
Whoa, there's an ult.
I don't know what to do with him.
Oh my god, what a busy game, let's see what I caught, let's see what I caught.
Oh man, he's just dead.
Yeah, he's hard dead.
Let him do his thing.
Oh my god.
I'm not done anyway so you know I'm not anyways
chance
Definitely dead
Very nice
Dream is dying. Oh
No, my stream is bugged out
Yeah.
Close!
Very close.
Wow, I cannot dodge this guy's stuff.
Are we from owning him to like being on the verge of death?
He just got his uh, what's it called?
It's gonna be like crazy.
Who was that?
Or was it?
It was like this or something.
Good.
Come on.
I'm gonna go home.
How's your hate over there, Hatch?
Because you got...
Um, two.
You got to speed it. You got to press...
OH HOOOO!
Yeah. You good me?
Oh, great.
Got no flash.
No fizzle thing.
Oh, great.
I think I can save you here.
YAAAH! PLEASE!
Wow, are you kidding me? That is so...
GRAAAAVEZ!
Oh...
Oh...
Wow.
Ha ha ha!
Okay, so he hates us.
Yeah.
He's not trying too hard to win, I'll say that.
You know what, honestly, I feel like he might literally just be in first time ever.
Oh, sorry, I don't know why I tried to steal from him, didn't know it was you.
Drags up, I have 3k gold, that's what I'm fucking talking about.
Oopsies.
Perfect.
Yeah, I'll try to I'll try to keep track of
Time for some stuff when we're playing it's like a little more serious, but good time to base is always one bit before
Oh shit
No, two or two boys are on the way
Yeah, not gonna
No
Not good
Hey
I'm coming in the beer coming in the beer
Where's the alien
No Baron no Baron
I think they just died in fear right before you got there.
They knew Master Yi was on his way.
Yes, exactly.
It fell over.
Oh lucky Master Yi did not see that.
He was inevitable.
He'll come with a hiccup.
Oh, the little blossom blooms precisely when it was meant to.
Yay.
Hop off for a second.
I'm going in, I'm going in.
There goes Peanut.
Oh fuck.
I was watching perspective but the whole time it was like watching a special little guy finding out
he was hands for the first time well I got one by Warwick with two items in there with
in a DC. Hey guys, can you hit Q even when it has a number on it and it's counting down?
No. What a waste. Oh my god, these minions. Oh my god. They even have a 20 and fuck you.
I can't hold the lane. Oh, you were talking about peanut. Hand you.
I love you. You can anticipate that you're gonna get a kill and kind of like be mashing
your Q as you get a kill that way it comes off because you know that it'll go to 0 sec and
see me.
Oh.
Thought you bought, okay.
That's pretty high level though.
I don't know why.
Oh good.
Die here.
Oh my goodness, head pushing.
Dead in eye.
Oh, never mind, you're just dead.
Yeah, it doesn't always go to zero. It's true. Just keep it simple, though. It usually does.
Business gross? He's okay. Not crazy.
Oh my God, everyone's alive. We should probably run here. I'm checking the red, though. Nope, it's down.
Okay, this is elder for some reason. I don't know why it's elder, but it is.
So if I stop oh
Everyone get over here. I wouldn't get over here coming
Here
I'm fishing morrick. Okay. He's not here anymore 20 seconds on the objective peanut. We need you
Seven seconds
Yeah, yeah, that's great great just take that fight and then try to come to
Okay, we're about to have a really overpowered buff where it will make it so you can't really lose a fight
This is it
Oh my
Okay perfect.
That was sick.
Right here.
Kill these birds!
Oh shit!
I'm on block.
I'm on block.
Uh, wait, wait, wait.
Alright.
I'll combine mother's boots.
That just doesn't move.
Okay, next level we're just gonna die.
We're just gonna go ham this fuck.
Sounds good, boss.
Hey guys, how you doing?
Get ready
Okay, we can still go ham we can still go ham
I jumped into that guy like an absolute moron
Yeah, I don't know what I did. Did I win? Did I kill them all?
Yeah, you did, you did.
You guys did!
You guys had for a great cause. Good job, good job!
Oh, darn it.
Good job, babe!
I was making you and stopping, and this would work!
I'll hit you!
I
Wish you probably base but it's like
Kind of limit this a little bit. Yeah, I wish probably base
I can't talk to this Lexus Q.
Oh my god, I had no idea what I was talking about.
Whoa, he goes back.
I just got all the way back here and by the time I didn't look at my tower, I saw my health
and I had none.
That's okay, that's okay.
Okay, that's a good one.
Actually, it's a tough one out there.
Whoopsie Daisy.
I'm so tired.
I'm so tired.
Baron's fine.
Pina, do you know what Baron does?
The big purple worm?
Big purple worm, no.
Okay, basically when you get it,
it's kind of like a game-ender
Minions really like bust off your minions and it gives you a ton of stats
Yeah
All right now we go down mid in that we're doing it
Oh, yeah.
Oh, we're just going, hey, let's go.
Oh, we're sending.
Highlander?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
No.
Oh, my God.
No, we used all that.
Bitch.
You son of a bitch.
That was my time.
Not today, Tina.
Oh shit, is that a looking enemy for a dinosaur?
Ehhhhhhhhh.
He just walked it through these guys, oh my god.
Oh, except for me, I'm gonna die.
Not this guy, man.
That's the E. He's dead.
We're doing it. How did he not die?
Sometimes you lose your best warrior.
Well, that's okay.
Oh, warriors.
Keep one without your team leader.
You know, let's check out those kills this game.
You really count because you stole.
Oh, so so if I still kills yeah
Negative toward your total killgap
Okay
That makes sense that makes sense
Wait wait, you know, are you playing locked ham? Is that my chest? Let me you're not playing locked camera, right?
Okay, it's really good. It's really good that you can
usually usually people just they crush on lock in but if you don't that's huge
you can slam the sides of my screen with the mouse guys I'm gonna take a
short break just one game and I'll be back on but you soon take a shower real
quick yeah but I'm like 13 hours so I gotta get up yeah you're good all right
I'll be back in the disco I'm gonna do I'll be back soon what'd you say with
assistance with assistance. You can't get up by yourself. Fuck you, Peter. Be back in a
bit. Chat. GGS. Hell of a day, man. Thank you guys so much for hanging out today. I love
you all, man. AT&T covered in with the 50 gifted subs. I appreciate you guys. Thank
you so much for loving the subs. Listen, and I appreciate the invite, man. Like truly
AT&T has events the most fun I have every year.
Like I love it.
It just scratches that competitive edge for me.
But I appreciate you.
Can we get a WAT&T in the chat?
Thank you.
I appreciate you all, man.
I love you.
Chat, I love you.
Have a great rest of your night.
I'll be back.
I just need to take a quick shower and wake the fuck.