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SLUR SATURDAY | I LOVE THE SMELL OF TOAST AND BACON IN THE MORNING! - !att !dayz
05-02-2026 · 10h 18m
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Good morning, good morning, good morning, new hat, check it out, the salmon, the salmon
swim down the river. Black shirt, it is what it is. It is what it is. It is what it is.
Get robbed. Get robbed. Get robbed. Good morning.
That's sweet. Thank you. Thank you. Are you trying to overtake Tim the tab man for the longest intro?
Listen, man. Bro, you know, let me tell you a story. Sit down, young buck. Let me tell you a story.
Back in the day, when I was watching Summit, literally every single day,
One of my favorite things about Summit was his intro.
I loved his intro, bro.
His intro and his outro was something that I aspire to be like at some point.
And now Summit has taken away that intro from us and that outro from us.
And I miss them both incredibly.
I hope that one day people will look at our intro and think the same thing will think man
much no longer has an intro which I don't know when that day will come but one day I'll
stop I'll stop giving a fuck and they'll say man you remember how cool that intro was
that was cool and we've had like three iterations of it you know which I think is cool too
And we just keep, you know, as the years go on, having different and more clips,
but we keep a couple of them like the OG ones that we want to remember.
I think it's cool, man.
I think it's cool.
I think my favorite intros, see, I'm a big intro guy.
I don't know.
I love Nick's intros.
His intro is crazy.
I love trainwreck's intro, but you think this is bad?
Trainwreck has like an hour long intro, you know, and it kind of
Remember man people got lives. I know me and you don't but some people in here have lives
Sometime they might miss the instant alert in the first three minutes
And I like giving people a chance to get in here a little bit at least it's a little bit
Just a hair just a ganda. Good morning everyone fucking losers
God enjoying life yeah
The morning everyone how's everybody doing today man? What a day yesterday. Oh, what a long day. We're doing it again tonight
What a long day and we're doing it again, ah
Shiza
More league today, bro. I had a great time last night. I had a great time playing league last night
That was a lot of fun. That was a lot of fun
That was a lot of fun we gotta we gotta get peanuts stuff taken care of for sure
You know, we got to get him on a I hope riot hooks him up with an account
How much money did they lose?
How much money did they lose?
I know that wasn't very successful.
They lost everything.
Oh, I bet it was absolutely hysterical.
They got drunk and played Lyres Bar. Oh, no way.
Peanut was IGL. Yeah, that's a loss. Yeah. Yeah, that's cooked.
That's cooked. Tyler, thank you so much for the prize.
Yeah, no, no, no, I think everybody, well, no, that's a lie.
Nadeshot as well, I think has a, I think Nadeshot has a, no, Nadeshot's account actually I think
is leveled.
If I remember correctly, we were playing regular matches with Nadeshot.
That's the thing, like, I was trying to tell P last night, I don't think he
understood because he was too busy fucking with me.
But the legal legends that we played last night, I don't know why League does this.
Is Riot like a bunch of fucking dumb people?
Like the new player experience on League is so ass, hey, this is what we're going to do.
We're going to make it to where you're going to have champions that you pick and they
don't get banned in a lane that is guaranteed in a game type that is so polar different than the
actual game that you're going to be playing, that you truly learn nothing during that first
entrance to the game. I don't understand it. I don't understand.
What why have a game that's not even your game is the intro to your fucking game?
I don't know man. I don't know say cat. Thank you. I
Don't know I don't know
Hopefully we can get a Mariah account
We get all that stuff unlocked for him so we can actually next our next Lisa
She can actually see the game for one reason and some system and play when I say one second boys
Through these clips
Hold
Hold all right. We're good
We're good. We're good. Yo JD. Thank you so much for the five gifted brother. I appreciate you man
Let me catch up on these subs clip cue is now open push eclipse
Burt thinking for the 17 months, J-Rock thinking for the two, Adidas thinking so much for the
38 months, Sparkly and Deem thinking for the subs, C Davis thinking for the 14, Kellogg
thinking for the 25 months, Bol thinking for the 500 biddies.
Finally got to bring Coco into the world last night.
Will you confirm or deny the rumors of FPS gamers are even more pissed than the VTubers
about their awards?
No VTubers are definitely the saltiest human beings to ever exist Tyler. Thank you so much for the prime
STG day for the Fiverr. Hutch. Did you hear about going to be gambling with the boys letter nuts said he is playing gamble with your friends?
For a majority of his stream today. Yes, I got a DM from peanut this morning
Want to play arc and gamble game tonight slime
So yes, that's what we're gonna be doing JD. Thank you so much for the five gifted that you get for the fire
Thank you for the five gifted JD. Can we get some W's in the twitch chat for JD coming over the five gifted
I'm on the good to see you, but I think for the sub over on the tube
Thank you
Yours in tastes like shit. I agreed. Don't do it. Don't touch it. It's bad for you. Don't do it. Don't touch it
Nicotine is bad, don't use it unless you absolutely have to.
Sadly, your boy has been addicted to nicotine for over a decade and I can't stop.
It's like crack.
Here's what it is.
If you've been here long enough you've seen me not on nicotine and let me tell you, I'm
not very pleasant.
You think I bitch now?
Wait till you see me feening.
Our monster with the 20 gift it over on the tube my man. I
Appreciate you, brother. Thank you so much for the 20 gift to W's in the YouTube chat
W's in the YouTube chat man, man. I just wanted to talk about how much I love you guys man. Just kidding
You too like the fucking string or else, you don't want to see what happens you see this
you see this right here like the street all right let's watch some clips
well how my gun ain't even how yeah you fucking bastard
What are we watching right now who is that cocoa playing it inside with a hand cam?
What the fuck are you doing? What are you doing over there?
There he's beast bro.
That's me, that's me.
It's all comes as researchers have discovered a molecular switch for hair follicles that
even though are undamaged, actually switch off as people get older, and so they manufactured
this molecule called PP405 that switches on stem cell growth in these dormant heads.
Nobody cares, man. Nobody cares. Nobody wants to see that stuff. Jack, give me one second.
Ethylicals. Now, it's still early days, but Phase 1 research was so promising that
they've now secured more than $16 million from Google Ventures to actually back their
these two studies which are due to finish towards the end of 2020.
Yeah, nobody cares.
I
Thank you so much for the five gift event. I appreciate you bro. Did you shoot at it? Shoot at the bottom very bottom
Welcome to the game.
Welcome to the game.
Welcome to the game.
It's either me when your pick leaves and like I feel bad because I invited Pico to the team
like I'm not like I'm just gonna leave the team then we're not able to have three pros because
they're able to have base trade because base is technically unrestricted which makes him a pro
but non-pro even though he is a pro and no Pico is restaurant dude I don't want to bother Pino
with this bullshit dude like he doesn't want drama I'm good bro now Pico is okay so Pico is
locked but base trade and Bizzle got unlocked meaning they're pros but they're not pros so the
counter to it was what we thought was okay like if they're able to have two pros and then have two
pros that are unlocked we're gonna bring Pico in and he's locked so that's fair game but because
They're doing server votes the majority of the server voted to have base trade unlocks because you spent the first three days are
I want to talk to them about it. I don't want I don't want to vote peanut
There's nothing we can do. It's just it's done. I'll do my own thing
I think I had I think one of them
Yeah, unrestricted and they got base trade and then base trade got unrestricted and then they got death wing and now
That's
Join that team before restriction is completely different than if they joined
Doing a community vote to unrestrict buyers
Yeah, it is a little silly
It's like whoever meant that out isn't it I guess it's gonna just gonna come down to like oh this group doesn't like this person
I was wearing a mask.
Oh, yeah.
7-Eleven.
That doesn't make me OK to go grab a Snickers bar.
All right.
Good job, Bob.
Some guy is mass robbing a 7-Eleven.
Honestly, it makes sense.
I think what Pina's trying to say
is when the guys rob in the place,
I'm like, let's say you know them from high school
or something, and you're like, yo, huh.
Good to see you.
I grabbed that Snickers bar real quick
as you're robbing that motherfucker for money.
He's like, yeah, sure.
And then you grab the bar.
But in a way, it's like,
are the cops even gonna pursue you at that point?
Because it's like, you know,
this is actually a bigger problem.
So who are you gonna go after?
You can go after the guy who stole all the money.
You can go after me if you're just stealing
the chocolate bar.
What the cops?
What do cops go after the guy for stealing the chocolate bar?
Tune in later to find out.
I'm fucking pussy.
Well, I probably would.
I mean, I mean, I mean, fuck.
I'm fucking pussy.
ATM spit out cash.
You're not grabbing a couple of dollars?
Oh.
LTB nut.
No, that's a pretty W-taste.
I would say we have two courses of action here.
We either A, unlock everybody, or B,
because we're so flimsy on the restricting and unrestricting,
we remove the two Rust Pro Max.
Those are two great solutions to the problem.
I ate some gummies, I have some questions.
If the early bird gets the worm, then why do good things come to those who wait?
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
Why have I never seen a baby pigeon?
If you described something as indescribable, then haven't you just described it?
Wait, hold on. Why have we never seen a baby pigeon?
Oh, I've never seen a baby pigeon either.
If I get out of the shower clean, then how is the towel get dirty?
How?
Yo, wait a minute, he's making a lot of sense.
Oh, does the sponge hold water if it's full of holes?
Why is it cold of building if it's already built?
Why does quicksand work so slowly?
If you're not supposed to eat at night, then why is there a light in the fridge?
Why are they called apartments if they're all stuck together?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush out?
Why is it called shipping when it goes by truck?
The cargo when it goes by ship?
The fork you use at your favorite restaurant has been inside of a thousand different mouths.
Somebody let me open this truck!
I hate, dude can I be honest, I hate this shit down here.
Fuck to whoever this guy is.
Fuck you.
You probably beat my ass, but fuck you and your stupid little weird fucking hat
Fitting sideways with you with the cap of it pointing north
Fuck you. I wish it was just him talking
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prepared. Jesus.
Huch has a bedtime.
That is true.
You didn't even know that my ear actually
the background of his microphone when he
passes it.
Huch!
Come right down with me!
Take a shot.
Yo, why is Cloaksy giving me shit?
Hey Cloaksy, when's the last time you streamed
three days in a row, jackass?
I'm gonna do one better.
Hey Cloaksy, when's the last time you said
going to be somewhere and you were there on time.
Hey, Cloaksy, why are you so busy doing nothing?
Hey, Cloaksy, why is your sleep schedule fucked up when you don't stream or work?
Oh, guys, I hardly slept last night.
My sleep schedule fucked.
Why?
Well, I don't know.
I was drinking at 2 AM for no fucking reason.
What are we yapping about, you little turtle bitch?
How do I, how do I craft it?
Oh, no, you can't hear.
I'll give you one though.
Oh, thank you.
Okay.
So, whole queue, scroll over to it.
Y'all think I'm gonna bribe?
I'm going to do that. I'm going to mute. I'm going to make the key the same to me. Oh
my god. Oh my god. Welcome to San Francisco history today from the American Woman's Cook
book of 1939 and we're gonna be making with peanut butter and onion sandwich
stop it die in game you think you're gonna choose the tightness of the
butthole on the robot or no you probably could it might be dynamic
dynamic butthole pressure true dude I don't think I'd want to fuck DBP dude
Yeah
Okay, okay, nice man
Hell. Hell. Hell.
Holy shit.
A couple of from the basement.
Yeah, yeah.
I thought they were gonna go for it.
This is risky, but you're right there.
Yeah, I'm gonna cut it off.
You got it. You got it.
Got it.
Shit.
Where are you?
No, no those hornets chat are so annoying to kill
You start shooting the rear rotors and then it starts flying crazy. I saw there's that body, right?
100% underground
Seen it if you walks
I hear him in here
I'm not gonna be struggling on the first encounter guys
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's open the store.
I can chat on watching the sun.
You open the top?
Are you sure you open this door?
Oh, what am I?
What am I watching?
Her chief is fucked.
I might have them do the smuggles.
Bring me back to shit.
Charge.
Guys.
I'm gooping.
I'm gooping.
I'm I'm good, but I'm good with so hard. I'm good with so hard
He is a he is a fun guy to play with he's also I think he's a fast learner. I think he's got this
He's got good, I think he's got good mechanics already for his like first game on God. He kind of has better mechanics than summit
Um, well, I think some it beats him in game knowledge, but but peanut already kind of say much what I've seen not say much
Yeah, he's doing good. That's fine. Thank you. He's doing great
Thanks. Thank you, my friend. Not gonna lie. Peanut's 10 times. Peanut is 10 times better
than Jinksy, dude. Peanut's 10 times better than Jinksy. And I think Yvonne is really
fucking good. So I feel like we are going to, uh, we're probably going to Smash League
week. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not. We're playing Delta Force today, Salty. Be honest.
If I do it good, if I do it good, don't, don't sugarcoat it.
Do not sugarcoat it.
Am I doing good?
Am I doing good or no?
All right, not me.
Never mind.
Sugarcoat it.
Not me.
Not me.
I'm dead serious.
If Chloe doesn't, I'll do it.
I'll do a 31 hour stream.
What prompts at this?
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
31 hour stream?
When the alcohol wears off, we're gonna be cooked.
I'll call him everywhere.
Wait, what is he talking about?
Is he talking about today?
No way.
And the reality of this is.
You want to know some peanut yo jab three months ago I
I had told chat that I'm no longer gonna be full-time streaming. Yeah, and this ruster server changed my life
To the point where full-time streaming is now a possibility that it wasn't a few months ago. Oh, yeah
Is that fielded I got a slight job. Yes. I yes, I'm 15 to 75 percent masked. I can set sail
That's awesome
That's what they call motion dude when you can change a man's life if that's not motion
Gentlemen, you guys actually I do I sit this before I'm muted right now
I know I sit this before German you guys actually like it's crazy on that bus ever and really a lot of playing with cloaks
A lot of those guys' days, weeks, and months, I really do appreciate you boys.
I hope you guys know that.
I hope you guys know that.
Seriously.
I'm not even joking.
It was actually...
A lot of you guys, I don't know that, but it was kind of crazy.
I appreciate you boys.
Great.
W, bro.
That's so sick, man.
This episode of Tweaker Geographic, we encounter Captain Crack Sparrow, also known to locals
as Captain Jack Daniels.
This Tweaker pirate isn't searching for treasure or the black pearl.
Just vibes, validation, and his next port of poor decisions.
Yeah, I'll be honest, that story I told about in Vegas, and I'm not kidding.
episode of tweaker geographic. I'm not kidding and I swear on everything. I'm not exaggerating either
remove the beard, remove the hat, remove the little sweatshirt thing he's wearing. This is,
again, I'm not exaggerating, the absolute equivalent to that crackhead that I saw on Vegas
that I protected that, that Bob and her son with. This is exactly what he was wearing. Same
pants same color different shoes same type of shirt with the cutoff except there was no underwear here it was just
just straight ass poking out the back like a one-to-one
I'm just taking fire from this motherfucker.
Hey, what are you back?
Yeah, you guys just chill over there.
What is this?
Hang out.
If you hit that button, then the baby will be back.
I'm hitting it! I'm hitting it!
Oh my God! I cannot believe you guys!
Oh my God.
I'm hitting it. I'm so sorry.
Sorry, I had to do it too, Peter, he hit me!
I didn't do it any day, you hit the button, jeep!
No, no, I got this, jeep.
Some bald men defy the expectations of being bald.
And when you defy the expectations of being bald, it is a net gain.
It is not back to average, it is actually a net gain.
And I want you all to think about this for a second.
See, when I have low expectations and someone defies them,
They're not back to average right so if I have high expectations of something and it is what I expect
I'm actually disappointed so everyone's like oh my god this movie is fantastic. I go watch it
It's pretty good, but I'm disappointed whereas if someone tells me oh this movie is awful this movie is awful
Or if I've never heard about it and I go watch it it defies my expectations. There is a
Cognitive compensatory response that makes me rate it even higher
Everyone said this place sucked, but it turns out that this is actually awesome
So this is a psychological aspect of all human beings and it turns out that my bald brothers have access to this
Whereas those of us with hair actually don't
I
Relate to that at all. I have no I
All people am I right?
Hello! Hello!
How are you boys doing?
Just walking through the village.
People are on a bunch of talk right now.
They're saying that some drunkard was coming through raging.
I mean, he used to have a home and all this shit.
Hey! Who's that here?
He's over here!
I had a base!
Tall as the clouds!
I'm taking this, I'm taking this, what the hell, what the hell, what the hell, what the hell,
you got a headache at all or, I'm feeling fine, I'm feeling fine, I don't know what that,
I won't keep an eye out for that guy, I won't keep an eye out for that guy, how you guys
What's that? What's what's what's what's what's uh what's uh what's uh what's you after year wrong? What's you what's going on?
All right clips sub par clips today sub par clips today
I know you tried your best chat and i'm not going to hold
The sub par clips against you a sub par clips today sub par sub par
Subpar let's get in there. Let's get in there
Let's get in there
Oh perfect timing actually
Maybe you do play one
I got it poop real quick, and I gotta eat my breakfast. I'm gonna pull you guys up. Okay
You gotta play one and then I'm ready I
I gotta go poo poo, bro.
Are we talking about like that long John poop?
Are we talking about like that?
Like the cannonball kind, you know?
A spud rocket?
Yes, man. It's gonna stretch me out real bad.
Oh, hey, yo.
Hey, yo. Wow.
Listen, I know what I said was crazy right there, but it really do be the truth.
I'm having to need a moment.
I don't want people to look at me when I'm in a weird place like that.
I don't want any eyes on me.
I feel that completely.
Hey, 10-4 rubber ducky.
I want to run back to the camera too soon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then you get back to the camera too soon
You realize I didn't get it all out. You got to go back for round two. I hear it
Okay, I don't know about that but but okay
That's fucking crazy
What I need go good morning morning, man, how's the game's going?
absolutely fantastic which came out of a juicer almost for me to say how was your
morning man let me answer you the statement of how was my night we guys
League legends non-stop last night on our craters and even whenever we were
playing League legends we were playing League legends against the dumb and
unfortunate against the individuals who definitely could or actively need
assistance in their day-to-day lives. But I'm ready to game today, you know. I'm
ready. Ready to get it all back. I mean brother, you like I wasn't on my
performance enhancing medication, you know. So obviously you're not gonna get
the best out of me but I wasn't bad last night I mean I was killing two three
four squads like it wasn't Nathan and it didn't matter it didn't matter like I
kill half the map by myself and that little piece of shit peanut would just
somehow fucking throw it away every time every single time you throw it away
I'm going in, it wasn't even that, we would win, I'm going in.
It would be like, yo, I just saved everybody and killed nine people.
You mind watching me for half a second?
Sure, boss, sure.
And he would not show up and then I would get just blasted.
So, Goopa needs batteries, a Goopa needs blue shields.
I need everything.
We can do that.
Oh, do you, by chance, have a snapbook?
I do have my last extra one.
Sounds like you got one with my name on it.
That sounds like my man.
My man.
My man.
My man.
Man, what do I have here?
Wait, oh my God, I lost my snapbook yesterday.
Kill me, kill me.
That wasn't showing up, not at all.
Not at all, I might as well have been doing solo trios.
You know?
I might as well have been doing solo swabs.
I heard you got a lot of stuff to do, man.
Where'd you guys are gambling?
Oh, bro, I did nothing to lost yesterday.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
I did nothing, but I've lost 25 million
dealt in dollars in the last two days.
And that's not an exaggeration,
nor a,
Hutch is just saying that to make it sound worse.
No, no, no, like I actually have lost 25 million in gear.
Three separate sponsors I have accumulated that money
and it is all gone.
Yep.
down. You know Tim, in the entire sponsor yesterday, two hours, got one kill the entire
time. Two hours.
I mean, geez, the way he's just that high.
I mean, Peter, he looked like years off your life.
He looked like Helen Keller out there.
Bashee Bashee is that the 8k subs top 10 ranked server owner Irish, sexy, multiple children
all doing great healthy beautiful wife having son of a bitch in my chat right now.
Is that that Bosch 9.5k subs dude.
I'm going to give Bosch his flowers real quick, guys, let me suck this man off just real quick.
Okay.
GTA RP is the hardest category in all of Twitch to get out of because there is literally nothing
that compares to it.
Anytime you leave that genre, typically you're halfing if not 90% cutting your community.
Just gone down the middle.
And that's exactly what happened to Bosch.
Wash had five, six, seven hundred viewers on GTA.
Left had a hundred, 50, 150 viewers for years, for years.
And again, when you're at that size,
you're struggling, man.
Hey, Checks, aren't that big?
You got bills, you got kids,
his wife is to take care of.
What does this guy do?
Everyone else, everybody else would have gotten
Some despair would have would have would have bailed wouldn't have trusted themselves.
This guy has been posting on the X every day about trying to get partnered and having an
opportunity with sponsors with a company and with agents.
And for months we're talking years.
He hasn't gotten responses.
Finally, all of that grinding from this individual, building his community, trusting in himself,
in his content. Years of preparation is finally showing the fruits of his labor. 9.5k subs
averaging anywhere from 700 to 1,000 viewers daily on a dinosaur game where he just goes
lives, has fun, and he's not, his day isn't dictated by others. And that is in my opinion
the most impressive thing that you can do in all of the streaming world. So all chats, can we get
some W's in here for not only my boy, but one of my best friends in the space, Bashee, and a
congratulations. I love you, bro. Honestly, you deserve it. Every last inch of success that
you're getting, man, you deserve it. And I'm super proud of you, bro. Truly, truly. You did what
what many can't and you're a beast for that bro congratulations man thank you
brother thank you I just got done sucking a man off I appreciate that
is what it is I said it ain't no coming back from it even it worked in my eyes
If you're a coffee in the morning.
Piss her.
My favorite.
Oh, that's a leaper.
What is going on?
Not me.
Well, we just get out of there.
So, we're on a journey here.
Oh shit
Time to get some batteries. Oh, dude, that's actually we're good make sure you're great idea
All right, we have people already crossing Canyon as well
Anywhere on Daisy we just had a we had a conversation this morning actually about it
It's coming along man. Let's do some final touches. We plan on hopefully having everything ready by next week
Ready to rock ready to roll doors open. They're here. I'd go up
I went all the way up the tower.
Yeah, maybe.
One health on one.
One right behind me. He's one health.
Twink.
Good job.
Oh, my goodness, these guys are juice.
Yep.
Damn it, man, let me kill this guy.
Oh, are you kidding me, man?
Shut up Joey you bitch. I'll see you in the YouTube chat
Yo big thank you so much for the four months now
Thank you for the tier one frog and even 25 rogue a lot go and throb Jesus. Thank you guys
even love
yeah plans today so plans today the plans today is we're gonna be playing arc
into Delta Delta into depends on what Nick is doing if he's taking a short day
Delta into probably League of Legends there's some more practice yeah thank you
Ray appreciate that man
How'd you money y'all how'd you money y'all the boys I hear how'd you money y'all
Yo big dirt, thank you so much for the five gift in bed. I appreciate you bro. Thank you for the love
Thank you. Thank you
I'm good on bats. You want to go roll these guys up top?
Let's do it.
I'm pretty nice health for this one.
about to be brought in the ship. Alright big house good luck us.
Yeah, they're up and they're out there careful of nates we got a joke mine on the wall here
actually cannot believe that my shots were blocked but his weren't crazy
I'm gonna go ahead and let's shoot this and break this motherfucker
I
About me, I think you're about yeah careful just wall up
Maybe I'm just like little cylinder on me
Got you
One dead guys tagged up
Okay, that works too these films up yep good
What do you go to
You jump all the way down
He did like left or to the roof below I think to the roof below I didn't see
Because I saw my fear like
I'm looking are you somewhere right right right right in the corner right in the corner
yo he scared his ass off that's crazy ain't that unfortunate huh ain't that a
shit day all right let me put you to sleep
I
Bobcat
The other guys one with the legendary
Clips, but he has a keeper for a keeper
Little piece of shit
All right
Sure sure
Sure sure
We'll just jump down here snap hook to me and we can go clear inside lobby in the reset
I was a little bit of a save right there, huh?
I don't know hit the wall
I
Don't be okay boss. It's a way different. All right, I'm gonna be okay boss
I think I think it's clear all the balls are here.
We reset
I'll do it
Yo chatty I appreciate you man. Yeah, I mean bro listen hopefully it
Hopefully it hopefully gets better though
4 Toro's are absolutely horrible so no I'm not taking any Toro's right now I
I probably should probably take it to Salo to be honest, but...
Gravity!
Ooh, gravity!
Are they giving out prediction points on the black shirt?
Yeah, mods, can we give out the prediction points for the black shirt?
Sacko!
Sacko!
What's meta? Renegade Bobcat.
Renegade Bobcat, my friend. That is meta right now.
Great work!
That's fantastic.
Come on now!
That's a fantastic grid.
Not bad, got some bobbies.
I'm so happy you made it out of battle man.
How was it?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh my god man.
Yeah, yeah.
I can hear, I can hear your breathing has changed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm glad you're alive.
Are you open?
Thank you.
No, no I'm close to, I'm good.
Yeah, no I didn't want to come back open.
I don't like that.
You know, I'm still I'm very, you know, it's yeah
Recovery understand. Yeah. Yeah
I beat the fuck out that hole, you know, I defeated on the day good really set the tone
Like you do. Hey, I wanted to ask because I saw you guys texting, but I literally didn't read a singular text in between you and Tim
What time are we going over there today? Oh?
Good, you don't know either nice. Uh, I don't know good
Wait, but as soon as I know I'll let you know that was looking at it and I was like they they said a lot
But literally nothing was
I know I didn't send a lot
I did I sang of a song which I think that you should listen to have a listen a lot of
Yeah, I put a lot of hard into that one
Because this is you're on stream
Well, no
I literally make that I literally brother played yesterday in the morning with you guys like 940 to whatever did the Delta played league like two games and I played with league with the double lift flight two games and I played with sheena on fucking the practice tutorial of the game.
Yeah, dude, that's what I joined by the way. I was like, oh, wow eight and one you're doing great buddy
I wanted to die. I wanted to die. I wanted to go to that. I pull up on his stream
I'm thinking that he's like they're fucking playing. He's eight and one and four more crazy loon
I'm holy shit guys slamming right now. Yo, what's your name?
And then his whole chat's like, yeah, Nick, it's uh, it's just like, I'm like, oh shit, oh shit.
What's your plan for today?
Well, I didn't I didn't download
I mean, I mean, I'm not, I'm
not tired to just say something.
I'm so down for League.
Like, don't think about it.
I'm telling you this.
No, I do.
It's just I need to download the game
and I need to fucking sign it.
I don't know my log and I have to
recover my password.
Those are just questions.
I'm not going to be able to
go to the office and I'm
not going to be able to go to
the office.
I'm not going to be able to
those stupid shit so are you are you planning on ending after the Delta app yeah yeah oh yeah
you play some with me off trip okay like a night though like 9 p.m. wait why not right after stream
because I kind of I gotta I have a three-year-old and a half-year-old and they're like maniacs
if she opens the door and sees me playing League of Legends off stream oh dear no no there's
Nothing I can do dude if she opened the door and saw me off stream playing League of Legends with you
For a life. I don't find
No, I hear you cuz I don't even have kids to my wife would fucking beat the shit out of her. She'd kill you. Yeah
Yeah, there's no way yeah
Are you fucking serious?
Tomorrow you say you say I'm helping Hutch practice for the term and she probably
No, let's play league on stream just I can't stand down. I'm down though. You planning on streaming tomorrow
No, I'm off tomorrow off next day, but I'm on the rest of it. I'm streaming a lot in May
So so I'll be live like a lot of days in major trip on a June June June beginning June
I'm going for two and a half weeks. So yeah, I'm gonna stream a lot
Jackson's tuna sub-a-thon
Fuck you
I've already told them I've told the M fam that they are only to go to hudge infinite drag
That's it maybe a little pen for sure, you know, fuck Danny. He's on the shit list right now. All right, not a lot of be there
That's it, you know, it's crazy last night after I
Streamed for 13 hours and then played an additional four hours of our creators offline
You know, I played arc last night as well.
Like I was in this chair from 10 a.m.
to midnight, right 12 30.
That's why I only time I got to take a shower.
I take a shower.
I come back and play in arc Raiders with Pina and and forgot his Habibi
who's never played the game before.
So I'm carrying peanut and Habibi and I get off.
I'm like, guys, it's 12 30.
My eyes are burning.
Like I haven't been staring.
I got early to play with Nick, I'm stayed up late to play with him and I was like, I'm getting off and they gave me shit and then close he gets on is like, oh, Hutch always fails.
I'm like, are you kidding me?
Yeah, you are.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, you buddy, sure.
Are you kidding me?
Daddy drives me by fucking wall.
Well, I'll say this.
Okay, how old are you getting? You're 27.
27, yeah.
Okay, you could do this for another maybe two or three years.
And then, I'm an old 27, Nick.
I'm an old 27.
Baseball, bad shoulders.
Yeah, dude.
Look, you better be careful, man.
You need to buy a vibration plate.
I'm not going to buy a meds before bed.
I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
There's no way I'm going to check your fucking Twitter
and your Instagram and all your stupid apps
on your fucking vibration plate.
And then put the phone away.
I said, dude, yeah, 27.
That's actually crazy, bro.
You're actually so young.
Are you 27?
Are you going to say me?
26.
26.
Wow.
I'm playing out there.
Or are you 26?
Oh.
No, I'm 36.
I'm crushing.
I'm saying I am.
I'm crushing.
36.
They help you.
But that's why I can't do what you do, man.
If I, if I, I'm telling you, man,
if I do the get on early, play late and tonight,
because Peanut was giving me shit all week.
Yeah, all week. He's been giving me shit. I'm like, dude, listen, man,
if you just give me a couple of days ahead of time, then we can plan it and do it.
But I can't fucking do it in prompt to, you know, like, oh,
peanut wants to fucking play tonight. Let me text the wife and tell her I'm going into the night.
No, man. We got to make kids issue. I make plays. Yeah. You know?
Listen, I tell him, I just say on a vibration play, I go for a fucking two mile walk every
night and wake up in the morning to get gym sessions in. I have a private chef that
that cooks like four meals a day.
Like I'm trying to live out here.
Like it can't be healthy.
It can't be healthy to sit in front of your screen
for 10 hours a day.
It can't.
It can't.
So we gotta, we gotta fucking, you know,
little give it, take it.
Yeah, I feel it.
I feel it.
Let me do this for you.
You better be careful.
You better be careful.
Another 10 years and then I'll do what you do.
I'm telling you, man, three years,
that knee's gonna start clicking.
You're fucking your ears.
Three years.
It's already doing that, Nick.
All right, I've had two surgeries on my knees.
Have you really I had meniscus I tore my meniscus I tore my labor my rotator cuff
ucl three times
Broke my heel on a comeback around 106 and I snapped my hamstring
Damn listen bro a wheelchair is calling my name at 32. Okay 100%
Okay, so we need you to be proactive like let's get ahead of the game
You can't lose, you bitch.
Stop doing the crack.
We got a fucking tweet.
You would do, you know, I'm not like all you fucking gamers
stress me out, man.
If it doesn't, Jim, Denny's a fucking idiot.
Tim, I don't know who.
No, I don't know.
I'm by a fucking friend over there.
So leave, Katelyn.
No, no, no.
You might be laughing.
No, you guys will all eventually get fucked.
Jack, this cocaine is so bad.
Good luck, owner.
Oh my
That might be lifestyle has a price to pay
Somebody's got to slay the dragons. Amen. Somebody got it somebody got to go out there and be some recon
You know three of us we already we we done we don't lay down our swords exactly we are a retired night
Oh, we were a night once we were we are well respected in the halls slaying multiple birds and dragons
Well, hold on now fighting the good cause
Traveling lands
if it's like yeah well oh days went by
no holy shit we're fucking late okay yeah yeah i'm on my way
you know say find the weeners find the weeners
who
that's good damn good why the fuck is that that's what went right through you
bro
Hell dude, dude
What was it a
Colombian breakfast oh dude. Oh dude. Don't give me start on Colombian
It's not the line gets quarter. No, I know you know about South America, but I know you know
It's my favorite.
It's my favorite.
Bro, South American food might be like plantines.
It might be TBE.
Right?
Just they're travelable.
Sausage, avocado, lime.
I'm an avocado guy, but yeah.
You got me on everything else.
I'm down here by the way.
Stack it up.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Gentlemen, gentlemen, hold on.
Hold on.
My team left me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh.
You luck, boys.
Fuck, man.
Come on bro, what are you working on?
What are you working on?
What are you working on?
Why am I so upset?
Why am I so upset?
Come on bro
You guys are going to be rich by the way
You guys are going to be rich by the way
Aw they're rich
Aw they're so rich
Here comes the money
Here comes the money
Money, money, money, money, money
I'm playing the breakfast bro
Oh, oh, oh, shit
When we have the juiciest rain, bro
As you do I thought you guys would be there faster. That's my bad
Well, I have a fuck yeah, you know, no, see you start catch me you catch me talking man
I dropped out that walk. I thought we'd always do that, but I forgot we're going triangle. Holy fuck. Yeah. Oh, you were
In and out I got your stuff much go
That was so fun. Oh my god, I have four gold Bobcats. I got another one. There's five.
Patina with a gold stock. Okay. What the fuck is happening? Did you know you, is this,
this guy part of winners here? Yeah, I have to be another tempi, bro. Yeah, right. Just
go turn around, Nick, and you'll see like four squads dead inside of law. There's
a lot of people dead. Can you carry it? Yeah, we're playing League after our sponsor today.
So game plan for today. We got our creators with the board taking that with the family.
Then we got Delta Force with Nick. That's all right. And then after Delta, we are grinding
League for the rest of the regular stream day. Then I am playing probably off stream
but playing with peanut actually.
I don't know yet. It just depends, bro. I'm a little tired.
If I have energy, I'll have a YouTube and kick stream Twitch.
I'm not doing a Twitch stream tonight, but YouTube and kick stream potentially tonight.
Um, and, um, we're doing the gambling with friends with peanut and some
our graders.
Why do you hate us guys?
Boys, can we be real for a second?
In a group of be real with the family. I've said it before.
I'll say it again guys.
Okay, I love y'all.
I love streaming on Twitch.
It's great.
It's a lot of fun.
But the reality of it is, is this is a job, gentlemen.
This is my job.
And part of my job means that I have to continue
to have a high CCV in form of, or because of sponsors.
So whenever we do nighttime games
and we're out of our regular element, right?
We all watched during this time.
I played during this time every day
and we're out of our like little time zone.
Your shift goes down, whatever CCVs go down.
sponsors, it is what it is.
They all they care about is CCVs.
It doesn't matter like, oh, you streamed 18 hours
and you held this amount during this time,
during your actual time slot.
They just say, what's the overall number?
Okay, that's how much we're gonna pay him.
So because of that, you stream on YouTube and kick
because those CCVs don't matter.
I still wanna stream for you guys,
but I can't do it on Twitch
because at the end of the day,
like this is what they look at.
But that's why whenever we don't stream on Twitch,
That's the reason.
That makes sense.
That makes sense?
I mean, I could have a second channel,
but then I got to log out and log back in,
and it's, I mean, that's just too much.
Too much.
Too much.
Too much for me.
Too much for me.
All righty, I'm back.
Six dag, six dag!
We go, we go!
On the right, 82, 82!
Watch him, watch him!
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
I'm not going to be a free United.
Switch, switch, switch.
What's going on guys?
My name is Coach H.
Watch him.
Watch him.
Watch him.
Now let's not spend a lot of years in the league.
And one of the things I know is you either hit or you get hit.
So what's going to be?
Right?
We're going to move the sleds.
We're going to carry the logs.
Go home.
Proud to be the amount of times I heard.
Watch him.
watch him. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god. We're swinging on that. No, I was talking about
football. I played a little bit of football. I'm sorry. I played a little bit. Bring it
over to baseball. Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. I used to hate every fucking time. All
of the league games I played, man. Every time a motherfucker watched a ball go by, it
was a ball. All the parents and all the kids make good eye. Holy shit. You give
You know
I had a guy and my coach's name was Lee and Lee had like the deepest voice ever and you could hear him
I'm not kidding from a mile away, and he was always that guy like
You do if you take a good page is good
I used to hate it
I love that dude.
Me and Nico been talking like we're fucking football coaches for last few weeks on stream
and now all my TikTok, Instagram, YouTube shit, all these is just fucking coach interviews
of like fucking Nick Saban, Coach O, Strength and Conditioning Coaches in Alabama, this
guy's running up and down the fucking, all the bed, he goes, I don't want to hear
about nothing!
It feels good!
You ain't doing it right!
You ain't doing it right!
Now get on the ball!
I'm just fucking dying laughing.
Bro, I'm having PTSD.
One of my, uh, one of our
I was doing visits, we went to Mississippi State,
which is where I ended up committing.
And one of the things that sold my dad on me
going there was we were walking in
to the facility and the
strength and conditioning was training the football guys.
And as we're walking past the turf
fields, one of the guys
runs out of the gym and is
to the fucking grass. And like where I trained my guy is it was rich he did not give a shit
like bro he would we I would work out that every day and my dad was like you're going
to go here son. This is what you need you push this is all this is all yeah 100%
Yo Joey, thank you so much for the 50 gifted man. I appreciate you bro. Thank you so much for the 50
YouTube can we get some W's in the chat?
I appreciate you man. Thank you for the 50
I'm good right now. I'm good right now. I just need those guns that I'm showing
Thank you
Thank you Joey. I appreciate you son. Thank you for the 50 and also for the reset. I
Appreciate you that big in math. Thank you man. I
I turned down Nick we had to turn him up during Delta
he got your live I like no he doesn't think loud he just gets excited he
starts yellow ask me to call the play
let me hear you snap count like what you yeah what you say I lean up in my
chair like this is my fucking moment I can't wait to your football coach for
Pee-wee football
Yeah, are you is that is that your is that your plans when the boys are grown up you're you're gonna be coaching?
I don't plan on it, but I know
Yeah, you do. Yeah, you know I don't fuck you
I don't plan on it, but I know it's in my future. You understand the difference
Yeah, I'm gonna be there, but they're all gonna make me do it
You know you know that someone's gonna hand you back that sword and you're gonna have to just know you're gonna
You know me
You also know me. I guarantee you in this fucking in this half-dazz fucking place that we're in and
This ain't Dagestan. I'm getting kicked off that fucking TV
Twitch.tv streamer Nick Merck's is caught on the recording
Yelling at an eight-year-old and telling him to figure his shit out
Quick streamer Nick Merck's tells him to go fuck herself whenever she asks about playing time
Have you ever seen what was the
a football player running back.
We did a camp and this mom walks up to him mad that he was cursing at her son.
He did all the Skittle commercials.
Marshall, is it Marshall Lynch?
Marshall Lynch?
I think so.
I think it was him.
Yes, it was.
And bro, you've got to watch that video.
It's awesome.
I do.
I do.
So he got trouble?
Yeah, they had the camera out like in his face.
And he's like, listen, I don't know who you guys are trying to rile up here.
Something like that.
He's like, I care about making these kids better.
And yeah, I curse.
Who gives a shit?
And dude, it was awesome.
I loved it.
I loved it.
So I had a couple of different coaches.
And I remember the ones that were the hardest on us.
Our teams were always way better, way, way better.
Everybody cared more.
Everybody was like afraid to make that mistake.
So you all put out way, way more.
I mean, everybody had crazy energy, crazy.
I first football team, bro.
All my coaches were in the army.
My coaches were in the Marines.
So, dude, I was good, you know, the Bulldogs, bro.
We didn't lose a game, though, but the Bulldogs.
Yeah, we're undefeated, we're undefeated, we're undefeated.
We're undefeated, that's it.
My coach, my freshman through junior year, was a Marine.
And me and him, like, you know me,
I mean, you guys play with me every day.
You ain't gonna yell at me and not hear something back for it.
Yeah, to this guy, bro, he fucking hated me.
And I hated him like, oh my God, he'd walk up to me.
You were on the line, right?
You had to be on the old line.
You had to be.
I only play football in my freshman year.
I'm talking about baseball.
Football coach, my football coach was a pussy.
Like he was, he was like, I don't know how to explain it.
He wasn't, he wasn't like, but you're on the line.
Nobody's moving you.
You know, nothing like that.
But my baseball coach, like I said, he was a Marine
and he was a fucking asshole.
think there is a limit you know like my guy who I had there was a limit like he
grabbed me by my shirt and yell at me and he would have a mouthful of dip but
it wouldn't be like a lot about the skull let me tell you bro it would be
fine-cut so after he got my name at me my face I look like I had freckles
you just did spit all over my face oh my dad steal it doesn't matter shit I
get so because he doesn't realize it when he's talking to me and he gets
spit on me. It gives me a little PTSD from when I was a kid yelling at me.
Yeah, you get riled up.
So I get really nagged at either day. You're fucking spitting on me, man. He goes,
all right, man, I'm gonna chill. You don't understand what you're doing right now.
Yeah. You get flashbacks.
You're freaking me out, man. Yeah.
Yeah, my pops coached our literally football team for about two weeks.
We won both our games by a wild amount of points, okay, but he made us do laps because the kid
with asthma couldn't keep up.
So the entire team stayed about an hour after each practice doing fucking laps around the
tree back and he was the kid with asthma and decided that he wanted to participate that
day.
He then dragged me off the field in the middle of a game, because I told the rave to go fuck
himself because he called the penalty on me then.
Close, close, close, close, close!
Oh
Nice place place really flesh
Yeah, but it's a long story short
The moms yeah put together the snacks in the
Solid t-shirts. Yeah, they got together
I
Said coach game will be no longer coaching
So funny, bro. It's so funny. Yeah, you actually got a lot of over
I actually fell down. I'm good. They're coming. We ride together. We die together
Yeah, I
Knocked one that came down here. Yeah, I didn't get him raised. I'm going to put the mines
Give me a second. Yeah, I didn't lose the guy up top by the way
Yeah, there's no team up there Nick. I'm from the hill
I
Yeah, our guy our coach would take us out of the left field or like left center after a bad game
So no one could hear us and he would always scar out whisper
Hey, you guys are a bunch of fucking disease you guys are a bunch of fucking pussies
How are you gonna let somebody do that to you in front of us to come down long?
I think he saw me yeah, yeah for sure
We're gonna we're gonna wall right and we're gonna put a wall on our top that already up here there
No dude.
Huge, huge, huge.
Y'all have Bobcats above.
Another team here.
Kill the whole team.
Nice, nice, nice.
Another team here.
I'm cut off.
I'm cut off.
We can't, we can't, we can't.
We're getting pushed from above.
I'm cut off.
Okay.
There you are.
Okay.
I'm down to this.
These guys are crawling.
I got a fin.
see your fin right here
fin
fin
fin
fin
fin
fin
fin
fin
fin
fin
fin
fin
good fucking wipe thank you alright let's shoot this down we have a three
three in front of us get that's it yeah you guys see that shit you guys see that
shit take your Bobby out and we'll headshot one that you slide on heard
Ready
not ours.
Fuck it.
We're out there and got sizzled.
Bro!
Bobcat's going by, is there At-Wall?
Yep.
One's in the pocket.
Shade?
Mine's on.
Start of break dancing.
big man's got moves
get extra shield we're gonna be scrapping
yeah
one ray high
he fibs on that guy
alright I said we take this one down so we can use the zang
This is who I saw but I only really ever saw these are these are the two that lived in the first engagement that guy who we killed
Guy we killed up top when we first ran in they ran down here. They went up top and they held you're right
Well, they faked layered and then didn't watch the push
Fuck just happened
There's their way!
They're down!
Okay.
Beautiful.
You weren't...
...costing for heavy aluminum moves on that first team.
Oh, bitches.
Oh, I got some.
Yeah, I feel like when you play with the able, you gotta bring a lot because people don't really have heavy like that.
Yeah.
Uh, that's your game of light.
Thank you, brother.
Got kinetic on that. Thank you, brother. So is this gun good or is it like ass?
Mine's are still there. Oh
I was needed. Thank you. Is this gun good or is it ass? I've heard its ass. I mean what it's good, but it's not better
Thank God, I'll just keep rocking Bobby's in
We never looted the guy up top on cat or not on cat on the walkway
So you don't grab in
Crewed I need it. All right, so let's get out grab some batteries. We'll hit that body whenever we're leaving. I
Missed a hundred light ammo which body down here Bobby there will be some new spawns right?
or should be a couple yeah for sure for sure this body right here finally down
over up here I think I heard a weapon switch up here man
why he's a rat spot the rat spot I don't know what that means we're like a
lot of beer milk is it we have both of our minds up there so yeah I'll
I'll bait.
I'll kill him.
I promise I don't have any D-Dates so if they're off of the shelf it's gonna be kind of hard.
I'm there, I'm running to the spider.
Come on, Minika.
I'm low, I'm low, I'm going on one.
either it's either up top or it's in the long haul we just heard the aggro from
the what's it called bastion I'm right I'm right I'm back
Got one, got one, two more teeth.
On the right side, on the right side.
On the right side still, on the right side still.
Most right.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
It's on me, it's on me, it's on me.
come on
100 dollars
what?
what bro what do you want bro
what do you want
what do you want man
go outside come on I'll take you to go pee
what do you want
let's go pee pee come on come on let's go pee pee now and let's go let's go kill
the team
high criminals I see you above us later
oh shit how the fucking happened fell
control
they got me
oh
crack the other one crack the other one crack the other one
going to work I'm going to work
get this right
Another team on me walking.
Where? On the couch?
On the couch.
I have a pisser bro, this is a real man.
Tell me free.
Hey, live boys.
I'm coming up to you.
Careful cover the screen, Nick.
Don't go down the wall.
He's got you covered.
Of course I have a pisser on me.
Can I buy a shoe pisser or no?
No, no, no.
Can't hear it.
a little bit.
Oh, not here.
No, mother fucker, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm watching, I'm watching here.
Rack one.
Rack two, rush, rush, rush.
Got it. Got it.
I need to be pushable.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to work it.
Right and left, Hutch. Take your time.
We're gonna kill a team up. We're gonna kill a team up like above.
I don't think they're pushing.
Flash one, flash one, flash one.
Yeah, I know, I gotta reload him.
I'll plant up.
Go, go, drop that hatch again.
Oh, okay.
Peek, got a peek on me, got a peek on me. Two of them.
I should have never pushed that.
No, no, I shot the wrong guy.
I had that.
I should have never pushed that.
What just happened to us?
There was like nine teams.
Fuck.
I was getting thirsty.
No.
I had multiple teams at once.
I know you were.
Everybody was thirsty and we were trying to work a fucking angle.
Yeah.
Dude, we actually did pretty good there.
I'll make some cinders, holy shit.
I'm so pissed.
I tried to hurry, I tried to hurry because I wanted to save you guys, but Hutch was already
dead when I did that.
It's so stupid.
Okay, that's my fault.
I shouldn't have pushed.
No, no, that's fine.
I should have just fucking chilled.
I went for it.
And you were already dead anyways.
I should have just fucking chilled. I went for it
And you were already dead anyways
That doesn't sleep I'm convinced no I get I'm not a big sleeper. I get like
like five hours. Dude, I'm in the
back. So, you're out.
shield half my wife. Yeah, I
lost that. Yeah, it is what it
is. I'll bum one off Nick.
No.
Well, just it was kind of like unfortunate timing because Nick wanted me to push and
right whenever he called it.
I think he got ambushed like as I was pushing from both sides.
It's not anyone's fault.
It is what it is.
Take your time.
I'm gonna go use your restroom.
Yeah, I'm gonna go use your restroom.
I'll be back.
Give me one minute, darling.
I
Man we still crawling up
An arc orbiter is en route. The safe window is closing. You have ten minutes to return to Spiranza. I repeat, ten minutes.
Let the man crawl out, man.
Oh, good.
No worries.
No, I was talking to my wife.
Do you read any books, big daddy?
You must be new here.
Fuck.
No, I don't read any books.
The only book I read is the good book, amen.
That's all I'm reading.
I don't read none of those.
He barely reads chat.
Me? Me? That? That doesn't sound like me.
Day Z today? No, no Day Z today. Probably no Day Z until the server's ready. Which pretty much ready.
Do some like final adjustments
What do you bench press you know, I'm a little different I've never been a whenever I was playing sports
I never was the straight bar guy because
We were always told that straight bar is where injuries happen dumbbell is for
like health and progress
That's like a picture like this motion here
This motion here is just not very like
Safe like a lot of a lot of things can happen with the body
But we were always doing dumbbell press at my largest whenever I was like absolutely jacked
I was going like 145 a hand on dumbbell press or 135 a hand
Life you do
I
Yeah, I will never crawl out again, sorry
Hey, sometimes you got to just to remember you know. Yeah, thank you by the way. Thank you
Yeah, I knew listen if I had a dollar for every time you've watched me crawl out
I'd be a multi multi millionaire. I mean I look I like when you crawl out. It's it's a little exhilarating
it's it is I
I like to see the trip yeah, I
Agree ain't no complaints here
See see chat real one real one real one alert. I will say I did lose. Oh, no, I have a sample. I'm good. I
Have it all
Damn good, I'm good. I'm good, but if I lose this one a group of gonna need a little bit of help
my other lifts listen man I got that I got that not so smart strength you know
what I'm saying you know I'm not well this Saturday I got that retard strength
okay I've always been very strong you know I whenever I was a freshman in
high school I was deading 500 this guy and that's not even an exaggeration I
was also 6364 as a freshman I was a very large freshman but yeah how you gonna
do that how you gonna do that wide that wide trouble shuffle Royds don't lie but
you think I was taken think I was taken Royds as a freshman in high school
How fucking nuts would that be? Oh my god
Yeah, um
Deadlift was five am I have my most ever deadlift was 585
135 a hand or 145 I don't really remember I think it was 135
That was where I was with the meds I
Never squatted I'm gonna be honest my squats even whenever I had healthy knees. I
I could never squat, man.
You listen, and I don't know if there's
any tall people in here.
Squatting, bro.
At 6'6", 6'7", 6'8", as I was growing.
My knees have always been shot.
Even whenever I was younger and I was healthy,
my knees just hurt all the time.
I had, what's it called, Austrian slaughters?
Is that what it's called, Chad?
I'm six eight.
It's basically whenever you grow so fast that the what is it the cartilage.
The cartilage and I think it's excess bone.
It builds up in your knees and it makes them super super.
super tender and it's like if you were to fall and hit your knees it literally would feel like you
broke your leg like it's like the worst it's the worst pain I would say the worst pain ever but it's
really painful when people grow really really fast really really quick it it happens no way
stand up. Oh, we're not doing this again. Yeah, I promise I'm not lying.
Six, six top. Okay. All right. Listen, I set up a four man. If you are six foot six,
foot seven and you're lying about being six foot eight why the fuck would I lie
about six foot eight you think I'd give a shit about two extra inches if anything
I'd put that on the piece size you know
trust me there's nothing that's good that comes out of those extra two inches
it's like oh you could have fit in the car but you're two inches too tall oh
you could have rode this ride but you're two inches too tall oh you
wanted to sit in the plane but you're two inches width too wide it's like nothing
good comes out of being six eight at my age during sports sure but now no it must
be very limited on vehicle selection when I first got drafted I got my signing
bonus and I didn't understand that the money that I was paid wasn't millions
of dollars and I was burning that shit. I went and looked at sports cars. I went in
the Corvette. I didn't fit in. Camaro. I didn't fit in. This is one of our was petite. Camaro.
I didn't fit in. Um, charger. I fit in fine Mustang GT 5.0 2018 or 19. I fit in actually
really well, but I had to sit the seat all the way to the ground and push it
all the way back. But yeah, I like a Lambo I wouldn't be able to fit in. I tell you a
story. I was visiting Tim and we saw someone who had the one to one version of Paul was
a Paul Walker from Fast and Furious, the Supra. I couldn't fit in it. He was like, Hey, you
want to drive it around? I was like, Yeah, sure. I couldn't get inside of it.
I was the skyline. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Don't kill me. It's like the green and yellow one.
That is the Supra. Ha ha!
Motherfuckers.
Good drive to meet New York Bets.
2017 Draft, 12th round.
A position, right-handed pitcher.
Draft experience, cool.
Yeah, I mean a lot of people don't understand like in baseball. It's a little different than these other sports
You get to like pick who you're drafted by and baseball like obviously if you're like a top guy like
You know a top 20 pick first second round
You don't really get to pick but after the first and second round like third fourth fifth round
You get to say yes or no, like you get a call from typically your agent your agents like hey
you can pick it up. And you
can pick it up. Okay. Dodgers
pick is coming up. They're
offering you 150 or 200. Well,
minimum, I think is 125. But
they be like, Hey, they're
offering you 200 K and they
want to draft you as this
position. You want to take it
and you can be like, No. And I
got drafted by or was pending
The Rockies and there was one more team I'm forgetting I don't remember but all
of them were like bullshit drafts they're like 150 200k which sounds like a lot
guys but you make $11,000 a year and the miners like you don't make you
don't make shit so that that bonus is like it's gonna it's it's lasting you
six years. Looks like a matriarch is nearby. We never saw Ark like this during the first
wave. Don't engage it unless you're ready for a heart's bite.
Are you playing sport you love? Yeah, I mean listen, I enjoyed the experience, you know,
like I had a lot of fun playing no doubt but I mean bro like looking back living
in shitty hotel rooms with lizards and roaches
traveling 12-hour roadies on the bus filled with a bunch of other grown men
shoulder to shoulder I should suck it was fun but it sucked Arizona streams
Yeah, I remember that with the White Sox dude was like 110 so hot
Strikeout pitcher
How I at the beginning of my career was towards the end whenever I started having a lot of health issues
I was more of like a swing and miss guy
Are you didn't my zip line I'm back boys
He's gonna eat you again
Doesn't like pay attention to ball well, I mean you got it. I said all the time man. It's like
For me
If I could do it all for me, it's like it's bittersweet
Like obviously I had a lot of fun, but I also had like a lot of help
Anytime I watch ball and I like I see my boys play
There's a little piece me even though I love what I do now. Let's do that
I love straight and if I had to choose between the two I would pick streaming ten out of ten times
There's a little piece of me.
That's a simple question, bro.
I'm always like, man.
I damn.
Like, it's just how stability comes from.
Like, it's always a piece of me where I'm like, man.
If I would have stayed, I think...
That is...
Here's my thing.
I don't care about playing in the big leagues for ten years.
I just wish I would have got my cup of tea.
You know?
Because it's always...
Yeah, I played professional baseball,
but I didn't make it to the big leagues.
I wish I was able to say,
I was able to say,
say yeah I made it I made it to the big leagues I'd be really cool I'd be really
cool yeah to the show we've all given your cup of tea
I
Change the subject
And there's a shredder on dick. I will look in this way. Hudge is dead. He died on there. No, I'm sorry. Sorry. Yeah, okay
He's back. All right. It is. It's been going you will see you
In the next go
Hopefully he goes killing them all
Oh
Okay, okay.
Oh my god, in the room, in the room, behind us as well then, careful.
Okay.
We gotta go up, we gotta go up, right now.
Right now, right now.
Right, right, right.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Watching you, watching you.
Yep.
Catching.
Oh, that was the zip team.
I'm setting up barriers just in the middle for Teenage.
Oh no.
It's not very clean.
It's good, it's good.
Behind us as well.
Oh my gosh.
gosh fuck you fuck you all right come on come on come on there's a team over here careful no there's
not a team team in uh
come on rapid rapid rapid rapid rapid oh rapid oh rapid oh great here you see you see where this
come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
I shot him
come on
I have a feeling
it's all pretty good
there, there, there
nice touch
got it
it's this, there's those zips
I'm watching you watch you're right there
I'm watching you don't worry don't worry you're good you're good
I go quick so we can play this shit again let's go boys
This is what we fucking signed up for
Raiders!
I see you see me going through hell over here
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Okay, okay, I'll die
Pushing me pushing me pushing me
I'm fitting this guy
Are you kidding me?
I shot him. Watch me. Knock one.
Huge.
Oh, one shot! Low left! High, low left!
Low left! Low left! One!
Moby tail!
Red dreds!
Black dreds!
It's not him. I shot that guy four times.
Black guy! Black guy!
Heard boss!
Oh, did boss!
Knock him on the side.
I
Where's he right drag here right here right here is really weak and it's shooting
I
Appreciate you
No, just single me out in front of the fucking team like that!
Don't you fucking single me out of like that!
We don't talk to wire receivers.
What team?
Nah.
Geez.
That's not shit, man.
That's not shit.
That's not shit.
You're really pissing me off, Nick.
Nick
Man this guy go bro. I saw him crawl. He's not fucking getting out our freak a guy really really didn't do much
You know yeah
We read him and he didn't shit
Yeah, you're out here.
Hey, good bye, bud.
You find him, Nick?
No.
And I need some assistance.
Oh, yeah, yeah, you do.
It's the Ark, man.
Oh, yeah.
It's us against it, you know?
There's a guy out here.
Raider, Raiders, you're playing Ark.
I don't want
Sound bad, but he had a all-black suit on
So if you guys just help me find this crawler, that's not what I heard
Not the call out I got a little bit of go
I found them I found them I found them of course you fuck
The Bobcat. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Yes, you're the clear. Thank you. You're the clear.
Good news. Oh, the entrance. Where you go? Good to go. All right. We're in the clear.
We're in the clear. Whoo. That was a close one. Oh, the offense of your family.
or down
No hesitation first out
They had to pull flags from the stands throw them out
Ladies don't just quick announcement. We've run out of flags
Anyone have a yellow shirt we can rip into rags and throw those
people inside of me
already
they got a fix this wall should be a look at this look at this
this new but
yeah the pancake
We lose everybody you guys do these guys out here. Yeah, but we need to go that right there. Oh
He's in front of me in front of me
Yeah, you're coming on. I'm coming to you
Yes, team. I'm gonna let that guy go and I'm gonna go play the team
I'll be there in two seconds
Dr. Waman got trying to go on top
Give me get in there
Got a bunch of dirty pores
He's shocked them sales if you guys find any
You sure this guy right here had shotgun
He fibs you got some
We have a meeting with all the guys on Sunday, figure out exactly what we need to do and how
long is going to take it.
But from what my conversation with Gav was this morning, we have everything finished.
It's really just like final touches.
So, servers up in terms of like we got all like the DDOS protection and like we have
Everything on the right box and this side the other everything is like pretty much ready
Oh still it's in here and said we're finalizing some in-game stuff. Hell yeah. Thank you, though
Yes
I
Exactly what up, baby good morning
Do we have W in chat for all the mods and all the people working on the daisies stuff man like I really haven't done anything
It's all these guys truly don't say good
Make sure we get some love in here. I've been killing it. I don't know about shooting on Saturdays, man. Oh
It's crazy crazy territory, huh?
It's like everybody's just
real real forward oh yeah and they're just ready for it oh yeah I want me to do
it mm-hmm I mean it is slur Saturday today many people look forward to hold
them in all week all week no pads are completely filled it's like you're seeing
the meme of that guy like the ball dish head and it's like the vein popping out
of his head and he's like super focused.
That's them trying to hold in slurs.
Right.
Oh, in the class.
Yeah.
They've photoshopped me on that plenty of times.
Go in here, go ahead, your head.
Wait, hold on.
It's kind of weird.
Am I building a...
There we go.
Yes.
Watch me.
Oh, I don't like this at all.
I don't like it at all.
Either you can drop that, okay?
It's okay.
They're not on the back side. They got to maybe be in the beach. I get a set. I'm gonna snap up.
Pico, I'm gonna run across. Carefully though, hold on.
I'll take us right across. Maybe they're in here. I don't see anything. I see nothing.
Hey man, I'll be you was it was it a team or was it a four-on-one guy?
Moldy finding the body here
Yeah, I tried to bait it still hit me those minds
That's over watch me. I'm gonna go to the ladder. He's like them
There
And
Watching your ladder
They're pinched I think we just mullied himself
I'm watching your back real quick. Keep him alive. Give him life so his voice come
That's him and I'm once
One more there
All right, now that wasn't the team this is not the team this is not the team who was this catwalk team of
This is random
Yeah
You
Second cow on you know, I mean like like like where they were
I think they're up here somewhere.
Oh, dude, I didn't know what that was, shit.
Maybe that was them, bro.
That was this team.
They would have had to mimic us perfectly to get there that quick, though.
And, wait, search some bodies.
Any kettles.
Kettle will be the guy up top ladder, and that's how we'll know.
They got top ladder had the golden hockey skin with the like goggles or whatever
So one of them roll off like the one of them go away
Don't know I have a body here on me for sure
There's the body to how I know where that third guy is
Roller derby thighs
I need to kill this fucking shredder. I don't know
Oh, here's the third right here try to go back and kill that nice
or you die then we'll go kill I gotta be trying I don't know maybe go up top
yeah let's go let's go up to small zip go go oh no you guys already by it
touch would make a killer roller derby girl I appreciate that thank you so much
yeah my way to go excuse me hit the fuck out of my way you don't know I've
been through this game well Nick the entire time we were fighting those
guys like survive on cat that drone shocked me three times twice as I was
dressing him and as every time I would pop it
Trying to calm you down, so I knew it was
The last second of the animation defense
Think that was I think I was there man
Oh yeah, there's that could have been their third right? Yeah yeah. Alright, let's get it.
Prediction's a new thing? No, prediction's been around a while, man.
I
Rain shooting vlog
Whenever I can get outside of my house maybe
I gotta get outside the crib first
I
Grip all the mines
I hate you
I'm pretty weak in the inside part.
Oh shit.
Yeah, it actually doesn't look around.
Rocket tears on us as well.
Careful now.
Careful.
Oh.
Okay, lightning goes into the ceiling.
Awesome.
So that's all I'm talking about.
Bend that button, please, God, please.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I mean, damn, dude.
No, it's like that.
You're taking a 90 degree angle on me.
Holy shit.
Shit.
Did you hear it?
You're safe inside there?
Bot Thanos, my god.
Shit.
Shit.
You know what I want to do?
I want to take you guys, I think it'd be really cool.
Obviously this will probably never happen,
but in a world where it does.
Think it'd be really cool
To do an IRL stream
Where I grew up we always talk about it
But I would love for y'all to see because there's obviously like where I'm from we ain't got no service out there
I mean we we talking my grandfather still watches TV on satellite, you know
There ain't no cable TV or whatever the fucking skull
There ain't no cell service either. There's no self-service out there. Obviously he has like Wi-Fi now
Like internet, but it ain't good enough to stream on so I'd have to do like
Elon Musk fucking Starlink
But I would love to have like a stream out there and just show y'all it's so beautiful man
More importantly, you'll get to see
it. Especially if the people in here who don't understand what the holler is, you know. Y'all
heard the word holler before, but you've never really truly seen the Eastern Kentucky
holler bro it's a humbling experience it's pretty insane
gotta go during the fall yeah bounds are beautiful oh yeah oh yeah
how far am i away from stuff when we're out there i mean bro we're about
20 to 30 minutes from civilization. And by civilization, I mean, like,
the closest Walmart's like a 45 minute drive, the closest gas station's probably like a 40
minute, 35 minute drive. Yeah, it's insane.
You want to show us the mathematics?
Yeah.
Y'all got Hellow Land?
I wouldn't say Hellow Land.
I wouldn't say Hellow Land.
But yeah, my family, multiple generations in Kentucky, yeah.
Very long time.
Very long time.
Well, I had to lie.
On my, on one side of my family, yes.
On the other side, it's been like sold off, sectioned off, you know.
Both my, all my family on both sides, literally our entire bloodline is in Kentucky.
My family, like my parents or whatever, my brother, we're the only ones who are out
of Kentucky.
Everybody else is in Kentucky still.
level area is pretty dope, level school man.
P is an hour behind me.
So if it's 12 for us, it's one for peanut.
Four will in the coal mines, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Remember, power is at a bit 2,200 hours.
They're like over the fiber.
I hate when one of my mustache hairs curl up and tickle my nose hair.
I can't relate to that.
I can't relate to that one.
Yo, throw it back. Thank you so much for the fiverr, man. Yo, Tiggle came in with a fiverr
too and I missed it. Tigg, I love you, man. Thank you for the fiverr. Throw it back. Thank
you for the fiverr. Cuckoo some Ws and all chats, man. I appreciate you, dude. Rage,
grandpa, miss. Rift. Thank you all so much for the love. Mom was saying thank you
for the titter. Thank you for the TIG gift, baby. I appreciate the love, man.
you so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Throw it back and fart on me is an insane
name. That is pretty crazy. Yo, Mr. Pilot! We got a hype treat! Mr. Pilot, thank you
for the TIG gift, brother. I appreciate you, man. Yeah, how do y'all like the new hat?
Pretty sweet, right?
I like it a lot like the why one which one the all white or the white candle one I
I gotta get myself another turtle shell.
I got sweat stains in the last one.
The white camo?
Game was pretty sick.
Look at you boys go man got down, I'm coming.
I'm on a new level!
It's on the ground!
New level, new level!
I'll be a new shovel!
Hey!
Put it in the dirt!
Hey!
Dry hard sweat, loser. That's me.
Hey, welcome in.
Follow up with your moms.
Hey, yo.
Same guy would tell you that you sucked if you died all the time.
You know?
Uh, it all happened.
It all happened.
And all that
My would get one half off
Don't in
We'll have an update ready for everybody on Monday Monday set up the shop
Knock knock
get in kill the spider
we'll be back seeing shredders outside of us Stella yeah isn't it crazy
They are everywhere now everywhere
This wall is bad, you're not allowed in you're not allowed out
You'll stay here in the mines
This one as well is equally bad. Yo whiskey thinking so much for the six months, man
Okay, Joker, thank you for the fiber.
Click on Friday, church on Sunday and repeat.
Amen.
I'm not here.
All the tracks, yeah, they're in there.
Over there.
You see somebody?
I
See somebody
Yo big fast thank you so much for the fire man, I appreciate you dude you put the hats in the wash machine
That's what they all say, bro.
But I'mma be honest, I'm a hat connoisseur.
And any hat connoisseur knows that once you put a hat
in the washing machine, no matter if it says it can or it
can't, it loses the form.
It loses the perfection of the top of the hat
cupping your head, and it starts to droop.
I don't want a hat sitting on my head.
I want it resting on my head.
you know
just turns into a pillow case without the pillow in it
dark
but i'll come to prance
Oh where the hell is everyone sure she'll but nobody doesn't need sharks anymore, huh? Nobody
She's not worth the investment man
Yeah, or the risk I
Think they are either below us in the catwalk or they're in the house over there
I heard a bobcat
I'm listening
They're down. They're down. Sniper turret shooting at people.
Yeah.
Yeah, I see one. Here.
That should be on me.
Day one. I'm going down. We're going to go downstairs,
find them in tiles next to cars.
I got a booger.
Right there.
Oh
He can't they can't shoot because the fucking thing you go. I don't even see it
Are you seeing that though? No, I don't see it
Yeah, I'll see you there, but you see what I'm saying, all right
I got a sandwich
godfuckin
go dead
they're dead now
y'all good?
shit
yeah, here's the yellow dead
they're all dead and smoking shit
fucking holy shit
bro, I was just fighting in the fall
dude
close the mirrors
clean up the sound
I literally was just like waiting for someone to shoot it was like this like pause in the fucking world per se
I shot Nico like four times
I did it twice in the back
Oh my god I'm fine
That was awesome
I waited for those moments
More shots out left
Where we always spawn
Yeah let's do it
No, the rest of us still up. I think people are just like starting to migrate away from
it. I think everyone's had their fun and it's been super fun, super enjoyable, but I think
people are starting to, you know, get tired of it a little bit.
A fog of war.
That's on somebody triangle, maybe
Alarm car alarm
Hey, good triangle
I know what you're here to I think you're right. There's also a team in gas. Let's go kill the gas these here right side to your hutch
He's coming down to you, bro.
Two, two, three.
That's one.
I hit one behind the rock.
That's one of me.
I'm on that corner of...
Stay here, stay here.
I might be able to find a bother much.
You have free angles, you go free angles.
They're all going to go left.
He's going to push them all left.
They're all going to go left. He's going to push them all left.
Nading.
They're going to have to go here or they're going to back up.
We're going to right.
One knocked.
They're dropping down. We can send this.
That's good.
Nading again, nading again, nading again.
Back up, back up, back up, back up.
Back one.
Talk to
Yeah
Hey, we're good a gas station now
It might be gas station team to be honest I don't think so
But I thought I saw a couple left a little bit
maybe
There's some of jobs
Okay
He's very weak flash you literally wouldn't that
I mean one for sure had a bull stock
I can't do it, I can't do it
I can't get some chill, I can't do this
What's the other one getting knocked at on local form?
There he is
I see him, I see him, bro
Well, I say about doing that
I couldn't resist
You better learn something
You better learn how to fucking resist
I couldn't resist
I had to kill that man
Let it go through, goddamnit
the game is everybody and I mean everybody if they got kids on they're all rocking like
walls stems and then like the regular best because we'd always it's all better yeah it's
It's all meta, it's all meta.
And we'd always run into people that weren't,
but they were still geared.
Nowadays, bro, everybody's rocking meta.
Everybody.
Like everybody's finally...
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
That's the one?
Yep.
20, 20, 20, 20, you can rest, you can rest.
Already on above.
Hit him once.
It's a bobcat, it's a bobcat.
We got him, we got him.
Damn, it was a little bit too heavy.
Two of them are very weak, two of them are very weak.
Yeah, I'm working, I'm working, I'm working.
I'm working.
Nico, you could snap up a wall
on top of your building.
kind of weird
nice nice nice that's probably got a double headshot
healing again very aggressive
I'm aggressive now
enemy
dead one
I lost
maybe that's a different team
way different team
they're just all down below maybe
I'm looking for walls. It's gonna be a long fight.
Just a free kit here. Go get that Bobcat.
I can watch him.
I literally can't I heard that guy save my life.
I
Want to
I'm getting close. I'm getting close. Yeah, right one closest right cylinder right here. This is a cylinder cylinder and once and once
The other guy double-handy them. Oh my gosh
One guy cylinder here to at the rock dressing right now
watch out, I'm sliding a little bit
you stay right there, you're good
tell them to be broke, body heady
tell them to be broke, body heady
two of them are dead
man, you're fucking
they're gonna be fucking dead
it's broken, almost broke
okay, going
I hit one guy for a shield in the head
he'll be right behind his folder earlier
that was good
if he wins again
shot him a couple times, you're gonna push up
they're dead
they're full running, they're full running, they're full running gas
gas
Okay
Try I'm very far away from you guys, but see you for a red and they're full running hatch
I
Both of them
You didn't make a hush you went you went further south
Yeah, just start going south
I'm a hound dog
Where you at, sonny Jim nobody makes me bleed mom
Heard shots like southeast
Yeah
Everybody we've killed is
We did we there's a bobcat gold stock
I wanted those guys that we need to get the guys we get up the hill
Yeah, yeah
That's probably him yeah, I'm gonna go check this
You with me Nico
three hours of team it's a photo team I was trying to say I think I just heard
one this up here
no it was a it must have been the extract down below then in the forest it's got
bad ears shit I wonder if a display hatch could just I'm sure probably also the
three bodies underground alluded yeah they seem kind of poor but we'll show
this guy's still
What's that Bobcat guy you said you left?
He's not nothing I found him. I could just smell it, you know
This is in the air. Yeah. Yeah, it's in the fucking air
Wonder where he went he had to just like cut
I
Just shouldn't hear me chair, but I think I should shield yeah, I'll go underneath check those guys real quick
I am full
They are doing something yonder
I don't really know what they're doing, but they're doing something.
I don't really know.
Boy, it's good shots, man.
You guys can fucking smoke them up like this, man.
Yeah, yeah.
You as well.
You as well.
Cook them up.
Fry them up.
I mean, literally, everybody we kill has a possible stock.
Yeah.
So...
Are we out after we lit these bottles of McDonald's?
Yeah, we should finally...
You do the math, jackass!
You do the math!
I'm thinking we're looking good. I'm thinking I'm back
There it is
My favorite. Are you really like that that you love that movie, huh?
I will well
well strong word
So like in in in your head where does
Where does John Wick rank like like Nick it's it's
Midnight
You know
You know you and the wife are hanging out
It's your turn to pick the movie and you're just picking something that you want to enjoy where it is
Where does that rank on all that never go because the way we're asking this question horrible
I'll say okay, but that that's never getting from the TV never, okay got it
I mean, I hundreds of what I put on that TV before that give me to have a tier list of actors
Wow, where would you rate Keanu Reeves from B to A?
Well, here's my thing I'll say about Keanu Reeves as a person
I love him one of the coolest human beings in the world. Can we all agree on that?
Absolutely
What do you mean fuck you?
Fuck you. This is going. Yeah, sure
by all means this is great if this is maybe just me but no I would you never
really been a huge count of Reeves fan oh I'm with you right so where would you
rank him he wants a movie are you like no he wants a tier list put a minute
here. Matt Damon SC Denzel S B B. Okay. Did I not respectable? Very good. I'm excited
that he's in a movie. I'm not going out of my way to watch a Keanu Reeves movie. Like
if I see a movie with Denzel Washington, I that's S I know it's gonna be sure for sure.
Exactly, for sure, like I put it out there. Yeah, like I know that.
Josh Brolin, for sure.
Are you just like a dick sucker or what?
How's this workin'?
What are you talkin' about?
Bro, when I talked, no, when you and I talked about this,
you had a completely different energy.
And now you're like, agreeable.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
You're like, oh no, I can talk this about you because you like movies.
You said Beatrice and now I put him in A.
We had a civil conversation about that, I wasn't arguing with you today.
It was civil? Like, you were in agreeance?
No, because I don't remember you being in agreeance.
I remember you being like, why are you in my childhood?
No, no, no, no, no.
You were getting raged by your chat.
And you, collective.
No, no, no.
So the little team were going on.
I want everyone to know why you took my medication.
I just want everyone to know that.
Like, I have to say.
Fuck yeah.
A chat translation now would be the worst time to strengthen the squad.
I
Denzel steered Denzel is the greatest actor of all time Denzel Washington is
Obviously, that's a crazy statement. I know people are going back. What about this guy? What about that guy for me?
That's my goat. Yeah, but any but oh, that's not crazy because any like he's that good that like anybody can see it
You know I mean all by the way, I'm leaving. I'm leaving you guys can leave. Sorry. That's my goat like I see Denzel Washington
even in bad movies he's good like I get gladiator to the only thing that made
that movie somewhat somewhat enjoyable was Washington's L work that is it even
his role even his role sucked like they gave him the worst possible role in the
entire film they made him the bad guy I like the way that we're doing this
because it helps my argument because I've always said that I thought that John
John Wick just didn't have the acting power that like Jason Bourne has.
I don't disagree with that.
And Chad would always kind of be like, well, you know, we, we, we love John Wick.
And I didn't because all I really, I said like plot wise, yeah, they killed a dog.
And then he, from that point forward, he's just kicking in doors and it's just pure
action.
I'm going to say some action part of it, it's fine.
But then also going back to the acting power, the bad guys were horrible.
They was reek from game of thrones who gets his fucking cock cut off and betrays his fucking family
112 pounds no fucking beard. I'm not afraid not afraid
And then it was the and then it was the a flat guy or the fucking car insurance guy another just not afraid
I'm not afraid. Yeah, mr. Mayhem. You know
Pick a fucking like a it's like something like if the equalizer had good bad guys pick pick those guys man
Give us a who's the guy who played Bane give us that motherfucker. That would have been a good one
give us give us some regular worst take ever how is that the worst take I don't
see it I can watch John Wick right my dad my dad loves John Wick I mean dude he
you'll sit there and watch John Wick in these 35 fucking minute fight scenes and
just be like this is the greatest thing ever right I can't watch John Wick beat
three men with numb chucks for 23 minutes you know like not killing them
until the last two minutes, but he's just showing he can use these numb chucks for
23 minutes toying with them. I don't enjoy that. Even after I watched it when it
first came out I had this exact same take like I cannot like dude it's just it
gets to a certain point. Now you want to talk about movie very similar in some
ways that I will watch. Equalizer. Equalizer is ten times better in my opinion.
It's ten times. Ten times better. It's decisive. He shows off that he's super
Talented and fighting but he he has a plan and he executes that plan within moments and that for me is better
That for me is better. I enjoy that. It's so bad. It's almost banable. I
Think that is banable. Yeah, cuz you go die, you know in game. Yeah in game, of course
Yeah, but right it's just like you can have an opinion, but you can't be on you know, that that's it
That's it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not I mean it is Saturday
I mean I ripped the yesterday I'll say it again he might be and I'm not gonna say re I'm gonna
say ruh hard yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's okay though that's okay hey we
welcome so am I here yeah don't worry we me and Nick if anybody has the
the cards it's us too you know maybe not Nick but me too I took reading for four
years in a high school you know I'm saying I had algebra one a B and C
passing high school I slept the whole time I don't even know if I made it oh
bro you know how many letters I got if your son doesn't go to school we are
going to send him to the duvet you know they were calling my fucking parents
Oh my gosh, do they still do that?
Do they still do that?
Right?
Chad, do they still do that?
Any parents in here?
They're probably sending an officer to your house
at this point.
It's jail time now.
Where was he at?
He's at jail time.
There you go.
He's at jail time.
Man, the U.S. education system
really going after me.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Apologies, sir.
Apologies.
I'll go to school.
go to school please damn damn damn oh man yeah by my I think we went over this
before my actor my actors my guy see him I want to watch it and a couple of
these are like chat's gonna call me crazy but it's just for me I absolutely
loved Denzel Washington one of my favorites I love Morgan Freeman as well
Morgan Freeman is fucking solid I think he has some terrible movies that he's
been in, but he's good. Leo A plus or S. I love Mark Wahlberg. That's my, that's my like,
most people will call me crazy. I love Mark Wahlberg. And I used to like Will Ferrell
until I don't know if it was Nick. Nick, was it you who told me Will Ferrell plays the
same role in every movie. He might be. He might be doing something. I don't think like
to welfare on them after either Nick told me that or someone told me that it's ruined
me. Like every time I see him in a movie, I'm like, this is. This is the same thing.
It's the same thing. Just a different, just a different ugly guy within Afro who
is able to pull the hottest women and everyone is confused by that in every single movie example
a like Adam Salar anchor man does it doesn't consistently and what is it what's the other
guys does it consistently and what's the other movies I'm taking up right now even
whenever he did a guest appearance in the office he did it I mean everywhere else to
kind of elf as well like bro it's every movie every fucking movie he does it
tell me i'm wrong stepbrothers he did it stepbrothers he did it
what's the other one uh too fast or the one with where he's the soccer dad he did it as well
Eddie's home. He did it.
How the day go he did it.
I mean the name one movie you didn't do it.
At this point.
Speaking and screaming. Yeah.
I'll take again.
Nothing's about actor.
I enjoy watching them.
So I'm just saying that kind of hurt my love for him.
And for me, I'd put him at like, hey, and I still love him.
But S is like, you're in a movie, I have to watch it, you know?
You know another one, and I'm gonna say this, I love him.
But his most recent movies have sucked.
Like the older version of him is only getting worse,
Adam Sandler.
And I, again, love him, love him,
love who he is off of the movie set.
Love him as a person.
love him even as an actor.
Like I love his movies.
He's awesome.
The younger Adam Sandler S tier might go in my rank one spot.
You know, big daddy.
Happy Gilmore.
Billy Madison.
The list goes on all of those young like click Mr.
Deeds all of those young Adam Sandler movies like we were
growing up.
He is a pillar.
A pillar in our most of us our generation and or just in that early
2000s to like 2016 17. He's the man. He was the man
But again, like that's what makes Denzel for me. Yes, like Denzel is still that man
Like I don't think Denzel has missed
You know, and he's a godly guy off off cam like I just love Denzel bro off
Dude, that's like, if there's a person I'd love to meet in my life, Denzel's probably number
one.
Like, I would love to just hang out with Denzel Washington.
Denzel Washington, and what's the comedian's name?
I'm forgetting his name right now.
He talks about how he bought a town, you know, the whole town hates him.
Ah, shit.
I would just love to smoke a joint with Chappelle and just talk to him.
Dave Chappelle, I'd love to just talk to him.
I feel like that conversation could be awesome, you know,
Chappelle's dope.
Tanu Reeves also goes on that list.
I'd love to just hang out with, but Keanu is like,
how do me and him would go walk through a park?
You know, I've learned how to ride a motorcycle to ride
with him 100%.
That'd be cool.
I feel like he's the guy who's like, yeah, you want to
hang out?
Let's go walk through.
Let's go walk on the beach together and talk about life,
Which I'd be down for
No, I'm not thinking about Mark Cuban. No, I'm not thinking about Mark Cuban. I am thinking about Chip. Hell
He talks about on a skit. He's literally bought up an entire town all the properties in a town
And he has his comedy club there. I forget where it's where it's at
Definitely look it up. It's hysterical when he talks about it
It's in Ohio
Oh man it's so funny. That guy's awesome. Springfield. Or the yellow springs. Yellow
springs. You're saying his name wrong is not Denzel. It's Denzel. No I refuse. I don't
even I don't even know if that's right I call them Denzel Washington and it's only
a few people think I'm gonna call them little new map on us you don't get some
sunshine on the face sure sure see the beach yeah you're the birds
kids birds be the Western by 35 off to get the handle fucking do that please
guys I love spawning in to see a rock and tear staring at us honestly it's my
favorite. There's just one top left thing. Back left. Straight to the south,
Lea.
Robin Williams. Hey Robin Williams. Yeah, he's great. I think I just never really
watched many Robin Williams movies. But trust me, like I watched, what is it
called? Is it Goodwill Hunting? With him and Leo? What's that movie called?
Top right about big that was fantastic
I'm gonna take shots. What about them apples? I love that movie. The movie's great
That is one
That do be wise great shots in the boys right there's great shots
Yeah, they are they are they are
or not.
Alright, nice shots, nice shots.
I should have said one is not they are.
Can you make my beer cross right here?
RIP? Yeah, dude, RIP.
It's a great moment to stay chat.
Anybody who struggles with mental health or any type of problems.
There's always somebody who's willing to talk, always somebody willing to conversate.
Make sure you reach out, talk to your friends, talk to your family, gain in it alone, it's always going to get better.
I'm sure you'll be alright.
Right there, you go ahead and watch.
I got a lot of flying arc up there.
Right there you go.
I'm already on a big Ops.
I got that one going on here.
He should be in here, bro.
Yeah, big dog, look out.
Yo, what up, man?
Friends kept running.
Yeah, he showed up on there.
Dude, another day.
Another day in the office.
How are you?
I'm all the way up top.
Oh, hey, man.
I'm calling underground.
Don't you worry, buddy.
Don't you fucking worry.
I'll take everything you got.
I
So fast
Yeah, I'm I'm not seeing anything wait. You should be a body
No, I didn't do nothing yet
You knocked him there. He might have gone to a party at rest
Where the fuck did this guy go man?
I just got his own skin in this game.
No.
Yeah, it's actually what I'm wearing right now.
Funny enough.
I can't believe it.
I probably just kept looking and I was getting your heart.
This guy just gave up.
It was definitely random squads, I think.
That or this guy just said fuck it.
I got no will to live in the game.
I don't know.
above you. Watch my- I'm gonna be a little bit more careful you get cross shot.
We got you two little balls.
Oh yeah.
I'm looking above you man. I don't see him.
Maybe I just don't see him.
Yeah, there's gotta be so many people in my heart on today.
Like every Saturday morning.
No doubt.
This guy's to be dad power hour.
Attack down here.
Check it out
The dad talking about dads
Talking about you Nick
i don't play saturday morning man this is your time
i have been live on saturday and fucking years we're here we're here and we're gamble
and later too supposedly they already filled up our shit
like you do oh dude bro did you hear that tan pulled an epic right after we got off by the
Yeah, the better version, the better, yes, the orange one.
Is it Elite or something?
Elite, yeah.
He pulled an Elite right whenever we got off and I'm pretty sure he pulled a Diamond,
like what we were looking for.
Was it a Diamond Cheddar, no.
There's no way that happened right when we leave, dude.
Yeah, dude, that was hot.
Someone is playing a flute in the hotel
I'm dropping I'm dropping
It's always your fish in the pond never get comfortable.
What do you think it's you it ain't on the foot man?
It's the next guy he's working harder
He's driving
They all have flutes the whole band together way bro, that's a bariachi band is there right the fuck now pleasure
I still need those
Daddy
It's a bad boy
In every way, yeah, you can say that motherfucker was always
Huh, huh John the baby left and he jumped right. I bet that but whole
Yeah, I'll take this and we are hanging out in the map with a lot of art.
There's one behind us that will probably kill us, but we don't care because we're jamming
with our flutes and we're hanging out in the game.
All of our friends have left, but we are here again.
Last one to leave.
I don't care if I die, but the pincer is missing.
Holy shit.
That was fucking horrible.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Fuck great.
You know it's funny in GTA.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No, it's not mine.
No, it's not mine.
No, it's not mine.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, no, it's not mine, that's theirs.
They're perfect walls.
Oh, Hodge, look, it's more the same shirt you can't see.
Man's a life. A man has to wear a stretchy mask.
I'm tired.
Wait, I hear something.
Hitcher, bro, got it!
I
Man they really did have like compound in there and weren't messing around
It's actually a nice little place to hold walla. Yeah
Well, obviously it's not that nice they got absolutely smack. Well, they're fucking horrible
Anyway, since I was saying before, and we are chillin' in the game, our graders, Nick has
a no neck, he just has a head and shoulders, Nico is shooting people all day, but he isn't
cheating, we swear all day.
I think that's all I got, when I start saying the same thing back and forth, you know,
the same way it's time it's time to give it up I'm gonna end it let's keep the
hell out of here bro dude this map is dead no one's playing it it's kind of
crazy yeah well we got a couple good ones the other day yeah because it just
came out we tried to play this last night I'm not kidding you no one was
playing it like everyone's already given up on it yeah yeah it's just
fucking horrible I hope they I hope they're able to look at that to see
I think it's just they and again like I say this all the time gamers are spiteful when you put out a map and you have a
Thousand arc on it
Like maybe the PvE lobbies are juice for these PvP lobbies like no one's gonna want to deal with this man
I don't want to die to our because I'm trying to kill a guy with a bobcat
It's like you know how it says arc or haters and then like the little colored shit right there
Yeah, like they're like their logo arc and the raiders the same font size
But when this map cut it's like they took Arc and they made it like 900 times and they're like a little rapier
You know like fuck that. It's supposed to be equal. I see one team in 97 flying things before I get there, bro
No, no, no, no, and we're not saying before that moron in chat does well
Great
We're not saying that arc is a bad thing.
We're okay with arc.
We play this game and we enjoy it for a reason.
All we're saying is, is whenever I see a nice, earthy, giant of a man staring me down from
a field away, I don't want to have to take down the arc population by 80% to get there.
That's all.
There's a middle ground.
There's a middle ground.
The ground that they're standing on eating to me at all
This is what the fuck I'm talking about bro what will happen. Oh
Anybody
Hey, we got a snap look
No, GGs, bro
What do I have a snap hook? Yeah, yes, that book
No, fine mind. Just broke
You know I have it all right, I would never I would never let you go in a war without
Let me get a snap is snapping. I'll play a duo real quick. I got a poop this mother fucker
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
Alright, what is Tim doing, bro?
I literally opened up Tim's stream to see what he's doing.
Go look at Tim's stream right now.
I did I did shop hot topic. What about it, bro? Jesus.
That was when I almost gauged my year. My God. I was really. Yeah. I don't know. When
I was growing up, I was in the metal scene. You know what I'm saying? Like what even is
his title. He really just doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't give a shit if I'm not
gonna tell you as soon as I was 18. He doesn't give a shit. It's a it's a it's a way to
play. I mean, it's just how it's a way to play. Who knows? Maybe it's the way he
really did have luscious locks at one point huh that's what you want to call
them
Rapunzel Rapunzel lay down your head
I think he's in a fucking panty now
bug it out bug it out oh baby
Geez
Yes, I'm here right there. I go to war
Really really just barely burly
And when that titty pop out the right
You think you can throw that titty out the window of the car and let it get some air when he wants it
Nah, I think you can whip that thing over your shoulder in the shower
You think if it's cold outside he'd be able to pull it out and use it as a deadly weapon like a medieval like ball and chain
Yeah, like your poke it hurts you
You think that ticket cut glass?
Yeah, you think whatever he do a circle and then pop out a glass fucking wall
Yeah, you think when he turns like left or right when it's cold outside
He just stabs somebody in the jugular with his nipples
You might cut him right open. He might cut him right open. Yeah
I'm right the fuck open
Tim gives me like I don't like to wear shoes. I'm barefoot all the time vibes
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Even clothes so do you I can't speak on that. Yeah, I don't ever wear it right same. Yeah, you're the guy in my
Your Florida guy you're like us too, man. You know you wear flip-flops
Yeah, you're not wrong. You're not wrong
Yeah, but yeah, I wear flip-flops. I don't like barefoot though cuz God forbid I step in like gum or something sticky
I'm losing my mind
Where are you walking around outside where there's just like a fucking heap of gum? I'm talking like I'm talking about like backyard
Oh, yeah, of course never wear shoes like that. Oh shit. You need a snap. Oh, don't you? Yeah, please poor favor
Almost forgot that one
Oh
Boom
I got that thing
Well, it's walking barefoot when he's filled up gas now I heard Tim's talking shit, bro
I'm over here saying that you know, I'm fucking kiddie. My fucking titties don't know each other
Hey, he's
They're well acquainted.
One hits and the other's huge.
They'd rather be cloak.
Dude, he's just...
The thing with Dennis is
he's got hair, but it's
barely hanging on.
If you guys ever looked at Dennis's hair
right here, really look at it.
He won't really go full cam.
He won't really show it.
If that hat comes off...
Yeah, yeah, he's nice.
Yeah.
And that's an old picture too, that's real the furry pig
That is real. I mean you can kind of see it in this photo like okay furry costume aside here, right?
Let's all take obviously he's dressed like a furry right now, and he has a fetish. That's fine. I'm not gonna sit here and judge him for
One way I was in like fully
Like costumed outfits like I'm not gonna judge him for that. Hmm. Yeah, I'm gonna judge him for in a litter box
Lookie's fucking hair line, bro
Right, his hairline looks like the Modgen said an H from Dragon Balls
See his fucking hairline
Okay, and that's why the hat never said that's why the hat always stays hot now. Here's the thing
I always wear a hat to but I'm also bald like I'm already bald
You better not bring me into this he looked fucking ugly okay, I feel like it's segue
She better not bring me into this. But I just
Like I have a
36
I have a good ball that look hang on
Listen, it's like before he blinds my chat you can have a bald head and not look good ball
God, he you can be like man. That's just really hard
It's just like dude and I don't know
I got a good as good as he is he's making it sound I did have a dent for a little while
There's this you know, it's kind of like a like a ring from where there was
You ever seen the eye of Mordor and Lord of the Rings
Yeah, same shape
well
That bit still
I mean
No, yeah, that guy grouping that left fucking eye. He's got that thing is hanging on by you know, what's funny when he starts drinking that thing starts falling
The morning
Swags in here saying his shit's chopped
What is here on Jimmy's here last chop. Yeah, but it's why I think no bullshit, but you might gotta go to Turkey with him
I ain't trying to do him no way
No way Jose don't know hold on now
Just trying to keep my brother locked in man, so
They're my chat is toasting swag wait is swag chopped as well
for the hats. It's not a bag. It's like three more hats like that either, man. You really,
you just kind of let that shit hang out, but yeah, yeah.
Listen, I got a head full of hair, but in the world, let's say that I did it,
you know, sure. That shit looked like a zombie apocalypse. And the front of my head is running.
the opposite direction. What's your head look like and like big balls on that by the way.
I got them moles on the top of my head. Like when I was growing up they were like you can't
cut your hair too short because you know you sunburn these moles you might get skin cancer.
Oh my god, you got them
You know like I'm looking like I'm looking like that scientist from back to the future locked in it is what it is
You're gonna be that guy when you're 60 with the hair on the side 60 in my 30s
I'm gonna be that motherfucker brother. I hope I get the 60 before it happens, but I don't think so
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
hold on we got enemies around around around town
and i'm all the proud yeah hope
they're up top you see what they did do you see what they did
these motherfuckers man
okay fuck them we dedicate our raid to making sure these guys don't do it we're doing it come on
really yeah we have to want to go around for a little bit they come back
no if I still be here no I refuse to let them ruin this way it's over in it
Hold on one minute cuz I say something
Sponding in, you remember that?
I remember when I was on this map.
Same as I was on this map.
Look at that, look at that, look at that.
I know, I know about it bro.
I think I remember that.
But it wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
I was on the other side bro.
I'm doing it on the other side.
I appreciate y'all man.
This boy is weak.
This is not the one game in my life.
There was him and he liked it.
What's up, dude?
Into the management!
Yeah, well, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
I'm so sorry we're never doing it.
No, no, no.
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
I was trying to do a pointer up.
Nothing, you said, let's get down to some guys.
Wait, wait, oh, I just need three minutes?
Let me get you a touch of your hand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a few more questions.
What are you going to do?
What?
Like, I'm your fucking prisoner, that dude?
Yeah, exactly.
I
I
Don't you work?
Hello to the puppy says they're getting the back
There you go, I'll be right back
Hey, oh, yeah, let me also do this me. I know she's a vibe right now, man. There we go. I
Forgot you probably don't have audio now there you go
I lost me going to kill him.
That's how you want to do it, let's do it.
Well, I mean, well, I'd try to figure out a way to...
I'll get down from here.
I can't kill him, I can't kill him.
Right here, I'm going to...
Stop
You like that
What the fuck is that boys, where's this shit come back over here the fuck is it oh
This the new oh, they got the new fucking trap up here, man
No way they were set up
Nice shots nice shots you see this guy right right right here
You think get that fucking bit there you go
Once twice you go crack nice
And
Where's your boy?
Jesus Christ
Yeah, bro, I can't like you guys man
And I remember the other motherfucker too, but I'm gonna I'm gonna why I ran into him come on boys you guys have books
Yeah
Oh, really? You had a nasty play? Hell yeah.
Oh yeah. Homie's dead.
Homie's dead.
Play with the BB again? Yeah, dude, the BB's cool.
Okay, Nick is locked.
Okay, Nick is locked and unlocked and re-locked, he's locked, yeah he's locked, he's like
that right now.
He's like that right now.
Why not stream yesterday?
You must not actually watch me, because I had to stream yesterday for 13 hours.
Oh, he really is just absolutely locked. Oh, I think the boy is broken
when you're playing with the nut because I like to sometimes play off-stream man
I
Like sometimes being able to chill with my shirt off and not have to worry about talking
I mean you probably heard last night. I was hardly saying anything man. I was so fucking dog tire
Where's the cons? I don't know.
He just bugged out me.
Aye!
I can get Nick's comms back on. There we go. Now you'll be able to hear Nick.
I cannot tell you where these human beings are at.
Soko's annoying.
Everybody's annoying. Everybody's the worst.
Every streamer, no matter who it is, man or woman, they suck.
Their voice is annoying, the way they talk, the way they play, their idiots, their assholes, their this, their that.
Doesn't matter who P.E. that plays with, they'll be the worst person in the world.
I think we found him.
Nico went to take a shit, but I think he's actually giving birth.
I'm pretty sure Nick here you can put a wall jump on the wall then jump on it right
You're right. You're right on right corner far right corner all right corner. There it is. I
Didn't know that one. Yeah pretty crazy
I see that I'm a best-throw
gamey was my second choice
Very good, very good.
And they're in hell right now, boys.
Dude, you know what's so funny?
Nick watching Nick makes me understand
Why I die alone so much. He loves to rotate like I've never seen
Anyone who wants to rotate more
Like me like I wall up. I'm taking the heads up fight Nick bro. If he doesn't like it. He just rotates instantly
He's such an apex player
I think it's just I think it's like what games you come from I can talk off. There is no
Rotating it's heads up fight exchanging head ease
That's it like who's gonna hit the headshot first
It's just like what what game you know the same way
four shields. Here's two of these. You get sandwiched every time. Well, to be honest with you,
man, the best way to play our graders is to wait for 14 minutes and then five. That's it.
That's the best way to play this game. If you're like sweating.
I
Just gave the Bobby talk it okay
I
Don't murder think of the prime
We know you big dollars roll
He's gonna die right here
Up there up there behind the wall behind that wall up top
Shoot that wall out shoot that wall out
I'll shoot that wall out.
One wall, zero cover, bro.
Okay, so hot, you just put the wall and then you can jump.
Yeah, you should be able to like, jimmy it on the corner here.
And then move left
Where's this guy here boy healing I think
There you go
Are they? I don't have a sense of situation anymore.
I'm on the roof man. You know where these guys went?
Where are you?
Where are they at? Are they right in front of you?
Wait, what did Tim say?
I'm coming down.
Where?
Okay, sure.
Oh damn.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
World War Z zombies are by far the scariest.
World War Z zombies are scarier.
Or the zombie from Resident Evil when, like, they were like super, super smart, you know.
You know
I am legend zombies now disagree. Why do I disagree because they're nighttime zombies
Anything that gives you a good portion of like chill time
And you got a good amount of the day to prepare for you cannot tell me that that is scarier
Then at any point in time that motherfucker could be running at you
Train to Busan?
I disagree with that as well.
Because train to Busan, the zombies were super aggressive, but they were able to like, bite them off.
Like they were like, punching them in the train and shit.
Bro, watch World War Z.
Any zombie that would make contact with somebody, they were just cooked instantly.
Don't say last of us. Last of us ruined a great game. Last of us was an absolute disrespect
to the game. There you go, Nick. Same spot, but to that guy's right, there's another
guy
It's us dead york
I
Were you ready
Dude, re-swing that.
No, there ain't no way there's another team here, right?
Oh, so this raid is just not real.
Bay my boy
Research we got a little quick. We gotta go. We got roll. Oh, it's the correct play. I mean there was two teams there, so
Brother, how is there two teams left at four minutes? So is it this rate just wasn't real completely?
It's the whole thing is it's not real
Make sense. Yeah, it checks out. There's all the fucking dream, buddy
No sinners is sinners is vampires
I
You got time
Watch over you
Yeah, I'll leave tonight for prayer right there. Yeah, I can't lie man good good fucking job
Do we got the team on the roof to the we didn't lose right? We tell that man. I called him a beast
Even though he didn't do absolute shit while you were fighting those first two
Okay, my boy. I said that you a beast, bro
It's cool, you know the book I am legend they are vampires not zombies
Yeah, but you can't walk like a zombie act like a zombie rip people apart like a zombie this that and the other like
zombie and B-man virus but then again I say that we never really saw them kill
another human and I am legend did we other than that like the beginning we
would just see him get pulled off the screen yeah you got it yeah nice nice so I
guess I'm wrong all right we should probably leave man with a little on time
let's go let's go
Oh my gosh, the new dying life bro, it's freaking good.
I didn't even like, I was at it like play the game, it's just like, I have my adrenaline
pumping.
Oh, you hear him again.
Yeah, you're not wrong, you're not wrong, you're not wrong.
Like I said, I'll admit my wrongs.
I think I was wrong about the Iron Legend statement.
Hey, don't tell him, I'll see the chat.
Hutch, um, Mark, don't say that.
You see that?
There's one in the lights on right now.
Don't let him.
Tell him he has the pass.
I don't want him to die.
Tell him I will never.
Hutch said you have the pass.
He don't want you to die.
I don't want you to die either, man.
Man, he didn't take no chances. He didn't take no chance. It ain't no way for your elders, man
He hit that hole so fast
22 blast man, you know, like he knew that she was gonna be touched now. Yeah
And that was a crazy ass fucking rich. Yeah, yo, I'm gonna say something. All right
I mean, this is respectful as possible next time I say play it out. I
Don't mean 25 fucking minutes
I genuinely thought that I was buying time
Awesome
well guys are going to take a shit and go to the grocery store and raise the
family of four send the college
plenty of time to do a lot of things
welcome back
we were talking about what zombies are the scariest zombies over here
I am
Think she's has a new friend. Yo D. What's up, man?
Talk to him like they've been friends for 10 years my new buddy
So I got was done. I got was done. That was awesome. Oh
We were actually right in those guys. Yeah, I'm pretty sure we called him cheaters at one point
Hey compliments grow compliments that goes for chat too if you ever get called a cheater, it's a big compliment. That's it
That's it we run into the thousands. That's exaggeration, but we run into a lot of them
I'm getting up there for sure I
Think it might be at time. It is that time of ten minutes. I don't know if you yeah, I say we book it
I say we book it. I say we book it
We got a book you Nico. It's unfortunate
You guys enjoy the rest of your weekend.
I just love bro.
You too.
You did great out there kid.
You did great.
I'm proud of you.
Thanks man.
Now if you could just supply the same type of-
Oh yeah, gotta go.
Appreciate you man.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
First Tim's fat ass.
It was loading, it was that fat.
Well he's still yapping, he's an hour into streaming, he's yapping and he now has a hat on.
Bro, is he chocked?
Well, you know this ad isn't like 10 hours or anything, so it's okay, you know, so we just gotta, right.
We gotta lock him in.
If he doesn't get a kill for two hours again today, I'm slapping his titty with mine.
Oh my god man, we might need to dock the ships or something.
Let me do a read real real quick. I'll be right back.
Chad!
For those who don't know, this is our last day of the Delta Force ad.
We're going to be playing with Tim and with Nick.
That's the way to mark Delta Force in the chat.
If you guys want to try it out, it's a free-to-play game.
Extraction shooter.
A lot of fun, man.
It's a lot of fun.
I really, really enjoyed this game.
Definitely, if you guys are looking for a new game to play, stick around.
Guys, this is not a, oh yeah, watch me play this game.
And I always not playing it cuz I'm listen. This is a good game truly
Hopefully you guys enjoy it. We can play more and you guys don't all just leave the second we switch this game
After the Delta Force ad we are going to be moving over to
Legal legends to prac. So if you guys are saying fuck you hutch. I hate you. That's fine
I'll see you guys after for some league prac if you still down to watch
I'm excited. I'm excited to play. I hope it goes super well. If you guys are enjoying it, we might play a little longer today. I don't know. We have a lot of coins to open up some more cases and we're locked. We're loaded. We're ready to rock. Locked. We're loaded. Ready to rock. I'm going to be real with you boys. I'm going to be real with you boys.
voice yesterday was not good since this ad has started we're down 25 million 25
million points 25 million it's a fucking tragedy is an absolute tragedy it
has happened these last couple of days voice are as useful as poopy flavored
lollipops it is what it is we're gonna have to lock in hopefully we don't die
on repeat today hopefully we play smart yes we are going to bait the ever-living
shit out of Tim it is what it is part of it a goop has got a goop and hey let's
hope we do it let's hope we have a great day let's hope you guys enjoy it I'm
excited I'm ready to game ready to rock ready to roll and then we got some
crack after that'd be great day today gentlemen it'd be a great day today
Gonna be a great day today you guys have any questions feel free to ask
Let's go here boom and
Beautiful okay
All righty, I'm all good
Don't start the day with a couple cases
We do that. I got 20,000 over here
There's a hungry dog, there's a bear ship.
I think yes!
It's a jangle and a mingle, if you know what I mean.
I think yes!
I think it's a damn good idea as well.
Here's the question, do we keep ripping the S2s and go for that diamond or do we switch it up?
It seems to me like that's the best skin in the game right now.
know it's what's gonna get the people horny I think I think that's what I do
man oh my god they gave me so many fucking coins man how many do you have
ready JP thinking for the fire 10 10 10 10 50 K 50 K bullshit now I have 82 K
Oh, bro, I'm sitting in message
Nick said he had 80k Delta Force
Who do I gotta suck?
Spectrum Blitz S2 or more coins than I could ever use
Yeah, and then I'll send an email as well perfect gift
I'm not sure that number exists
Are you gonna go show?
Yes, the goat bro
You see sometimes God just hypnotized me. I just love your flashy ways. Oh, that's why you're rich and you're so paid
Oh, I have a cold first fucking to spin. No, you don't
This is scripted scripted hold on hold on. This is legendary
and it's
I'm here. Oh my gosh, low flow. That's a nice color. I like the color.
95% brother brother brother. If that was if that was an epic dude, that is disgusting.
That's just that is the coolest in two. I think I've ever seen. I'm not even gasping
you right now that is so sick it's fucking nice let's go inspect this
immediately bro that is crazy but how are we pulling that yeah I promise it's
not rigged okay bro wait a second Tony jackass how am I supposed to live up to
that
that's on me fuck that was on me right full Nikki what is that it's just s2 some
little part m7 m7 thank you
bro I'm pissed bro wait till Tim sees that is Tim's better than he pulled
yesterday Marchman were you watching I mean it's that way what he's down
Oh, the elite one he got.
Oh, the elite.
Sorry, could you say that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Was it nasty or what?
Uh, it was seats here, but it was like a...
I would do a riot with C.
There was a workflow seat here, so it didn't have that bad a scratch.
It was like 2.8.
I think, I think, I think, Nick, I think you got the best one so far.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, bro, that color scheme's crazy.
Yeah, that color's good.
Oh, that's fucking nuts.
Imagine imagine imagine I don't I don't think I have any
So is it epic or some elite elite elite and it's very rare. I don't think I have any
Yeah, it's quite great. It took me like 11 m2s to pull my first one
I want to use it
I can't
You're gonna go on green side mods. Can we do that can anyone do that or no?
You love that for you, bro, where are you at again? Are you like Iowa or some weird place?
No, you can be in here. You were here
I'm locked in for this red. I'm locked in.
I'm in Florida. I'm in Florida. Same thing. It rains everywhere. No. No. No. No. There's the rain but it snows in Florida.
I guess down below 40. Oh my gosh. My flu just got brought in. Please. Please.
my day make my day the best I just got my food don't suck please don't suck don't
suck don't suck don't suck don't suck don't suck don't suck don't suck don't
suck I'm muting them I'm locking in don't suck please do not make me run out
of coins before I get my first gold oh my god I want to die I I I'm
I'm messaging.
I'm messaging.
Okay.
I need more coins than anyone should ever need please God please I love you all right
let's see what that gives us damn it bro yeah I'm really good one too you wanna see
What is it?
Bro, he pulled a nasty one.
He pulled a nasty one.
Hang on.
My chest set up, bro.
I can't believe it.
Why do you sound like mad, bro?
Because I'm happy for you, bro.
Sorry.
I'm really happy for you, bro.
Hey, thanks, man.
Let me see it.
Let me see it.
You did get an elite last night.
You can't be too upset.
That is nice.
It's better than yours, then, for sure.
Is this an elite?
No.
I can't see it.
What does that mean?
They're like bugged now.
But the color scheme is super rare.
So it's like Spider-Man.
That means kind of nice.
That does look sick.
It's cool.
It's sweet.
And Hutch was saying, if this was a lead, it'd be over.
Yeah, that's like other than Diamond, that's this.
You got that first one, bro?
I know, I was just like, eh, thanks man, you know,
we just set the fucking bar.
Yeah, he just walked into the casino,
put a 10 grand on green on the roulette wheel and hit,
you know?
It's like everyone else, like no matter what I do,
it doesn't matter.
He's max one Nubis, it is what it is.
Oh, dude, we all love a Nubis,
God, we gotta stop with some Nubis stuff.
I love a Nubis.
You know I did max win that.
I know, bro.
You started my addiction, you cock sucker.
I'm sorry.
I'm opening another one, bro.
All right, let me open with your shapes.
If anybody goals, scream, goal, goal.
Brown Mardi, out of coins.
No, no, no.
I'll give you mine.
Let me give you mine.
No, no, no, no.
Are you guys doing a championship thing?
Yeah, we can.
I should have been doing it.
I'm just fucking, I'm just an idiot.
Nice.
Hell, yeah.
Oh, here I hit accept.
Oh, Blibs got it.
I think my two goals is coming up, I think.
That great feeling I love that. I love that. I know it's coming, you know
What what is the number again? How many 75?
All right, I'm gonna send it to you. I've gotta be getting close
I think it's gonna be a little slow, but it's better recoil. This is good
I'm just gonna get three quail that gun
That's fine. I'm having a really big problem with it like I'm
No way you're fucking both come on bro. Come on, bro. Be amazed. This is bullshit
the best thing I've ever seen bro that floats that's a a way as a the flow is
bad though right it can upgrade no it's great what is great it's god it's
terrible terrible it's what it is well you have an elite one and your lead
one's not bad even though it's so see it's good how do I put the elite one
out again I just accidentally hit apply there when I say I said I'm sorry you
just get a pink fucking SMG yeah GGs bro yeah collection okay right and then
SMG and then MP7 you want to see the one that I got Nick look at this thing
yeah I do actually all right here and then I go how do I go oh you got a
diamond yeah how do I go it's how do I go on a gun stop right find the SMG and
then you can go into the gunsmith in the bottom or like the fire range in the
I don't have that many coins boys. Look, I would look with attachments
It's just 13,000 but in reality. I only have worked in hundred. I got 12,000 delta tickets
So that's a diamond
Right, it's kind of there's it's like partial diamond because you can see it on the barrel and like the handle
But there's ones that are full you want a full diamond completely full
That's like it's like you opened up a not a blue gym, but you open up a case hard and then there's a lot
That's pretty fucking sick. I can't it is. I think it looks cool, too. It's awesome
Anything with any kind of diamond on it looks so good in this game. Mm-hmm. I just realized the tracers are like
Different color and like an effect on the impact as well. That's kind of cool
Like if I'm you Tim, I'm opening up into again because you're not pulling anything better on that mp7 no way no way
What do you do to me? Are you gonna keep doing spectrum? Yeah?
You still
No, no, it's not even that you you don't have you don't have a what's it called man? That's what you want
Elite you want an elite like you're a superior like it's 95.5 percent better than everything. It's it's awesome
But it ain't a leak. Oh, can you guys look at my screen real quick, bro?
This is my rebrand. What do you guys think?
What are you talking about?
I'm wearing my hat forward.
You guys like it?
Please don't
God, oh my god
What's happening here?
I'm wearing my hat forward.
You're setting it backwards.
It's just my
Tim, you like the look?
Tim, we look way too similar for you to start wearing that shit forward.
I mean, you guys do have a lot of similarities though, you're both fat, you're both loud,
you're both good, great streamers.
you
What you're fucking ugly you just fucking flippin around so quick
Yes, we do
I'm not gonna lie to you. Okay, but but in a in a fucking
In an ugly battle you guys are victorious. I got no fucking neck, bro
I don't need a neck. You got small hands and no nipples. All right
Have you ever had one with you?
I'm not trying to die!
Have you ever actually like tried to wear a turtleneck or just like fucking...
Why would I do that?
Hey that's like you...
Why don't you just take the fight to fucking Turkey?
You know what, you don't have a nice head.
Have you ever played to Walmart?
No you don't!
You got a ugly bald head.
Yeah, you got a fucking hook toes!
Little pinky C circle fucking dollars!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, the rejuice.
They're weird.
Oh my god
You're a fucking lizard. Oh my god. Oh my god. Please what my guarantee I'm getting gold right now
My guarantee. I just got a little rejuice in here. Please God
Oh
What the fuck are you eating?
Fuck it!
Take me out back!
It's a lead!
Wait!
It was a lead.
Let's see it here.
Yeah, take me out back.
Take me out back and beat the fuck out of me.
15.9% and it's a lead!
That sucks.
Bro, no way!
The good part about this is it's really hard to see the scratches on this guy.
all in the handle like where you're like behind your character that's good shit
that's good you know what I am gonna see touch touch will you take off your
fucking game of course what is that you made take off the fucking code for our
graders right now dude oh yeah yeah do your fucking job man please dude that
bowl is the biggest thing I've ever fucking seen from all of garden
True story
I had a server that was being a jerk to me, so I don't like this bitch, but it was like 10 years ago
Fucking Olive Garden pursues league black shot, you know
Worth it I got your back. Don't worry
What I don't know what I'm gonna do, but I'll be there. I'm open another one, bro. I'm so pissed
Well, you're so you're the only one to gain the lead actually of course it's fucking seethear
Damn
Sorry, it's still good color and it won't be easy to see on that one some of them are really it's obvious
This was pretty good. Yeah, but you know what he wants. He wants that. Yeah
I want to see better than like
99.5% I was the 99.9% would you say a hundred percent if I had the best one
No, show them the show them the Diamond M2 picture. Do you still have it?
I
Of course, of course, of course, of course, come on man, what do you think I'll just sit here and open these all day?
Oh no, of course not.
You would never do that.
I would never.
Never, it's never been done before.
I've got to be coming up here on my guarantee.
Yeah, so we open ten.
I'm coming up too.
Yeah.
Alright, go, go, go, go, go.
What do you got one?
Where you got one?
Yeah, yeah.
It's opening.
I'm here.
Coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Hold.
Float's a little high.
It's A, yeah.
Parable color.
Ah, it's not gonna work.
Yeah, not good, not good.
It's not A.
It can upgrade to Elite on the second.
Like thing?
Is that what you're saying?
It's usually.
It's very rare.
No, it's gonna be elite right away. Yeah, okay. It'll be in the bottom left how it's counting in blue blue is superior
I'm a jet orange is elite. You'll know right away, but I've had times where it said
Like yeah, it's it's weird was it with a double open because the double opens are really fucking weird
I had a double open the other day, and I didn't have that I've had it to where it literally just showed up
When you when you say double open you mean you've gotten two goals out of ten. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, three guys in there.
Oh, that's where is that?
That's the dream.
That's the dream.
Again, I had that. Too bad it was both ass.
I got it. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
It's going. It's going.
Oh my God, bro. I'm here to worry.
Yo, just be fire. Be fire.
No, I'm gonna say that.
That float's going to the moon, bro. One nine.
One nine.
Oh, I float went to the moon.
That's going to the moon.
I'll say it's going to the moon, bro.
Yeah, GGs, bro.
GGs.
OK, so you want that first percentage to be super low, right?
You want the float low.
Yeah, you want a 0.00.
You know, I'm kind of ashamed to admit this,
but I don't know what float means.
The fist starts counting slow because it has a low number
to start counting.
It's like a real beer float.
You're good.
It's just the flow, it's I think float has just become a term of
Thank you!
Like in Counter Strike
Walk back in
Not rare, I guess rarity of the skin
I don't know who the first person said, oh look at the float on this though
You know, I will say that
Okay, okay
I got a gold again, I don't know, but I got a gold
Oh my god bro
We're so locked in right now
We're so locked in right now
We're so locked in right now, this is fucking peak
Flo kind of went to the moon, it's A tier
Oh GGs
A little better on the coloring
You juice
Not bad. That's not bad. Not great though. I kind of like
I like that teal. You like the teal. I will literally give you this
I still can't believe you pulled a 95 five off the rip now
at some point if we wanted to after we play some games we can also just like
ECS where you turn in purple's for guaranteed goals we should do that we
all have it up by then right let me go with you guys already by the way I've
just locked it over your bro yeah I'm just right yeah cases I'm burning through
this is fantastic this is what they envisioned but they were like
Yeah, let's get these three to do a spot together.
They love it, bro.
They love it.
They're the chat killer.
They're the chat killer.
Yeah, I think they are.
No way they were here.
Yeah, I think they were here.
There was a re-gaming of addicts coming in here.
Yeah.
I'm out of coins, fuck!
No, why are you always out for?
Are you just like rifling through or something?
Yeah, sometimes I skip it.
I'm just watching the skips.
No, you're skipping the animations, dude.
You're down to that.
Skipping the animations.
Skipping the animations.
You're down to that.
You're down to that.
You're down to that.
You're down to that.
You literally do that. Yes. I watch you all the time. Yes, you fucking do. No, once in a while. Yeah, I do it a lot.
Dude, that's been how I've been getting my knife.
Yeah, I don't like that though because it leaves this little bit of gold on him. Yes, I know. I hate it.
Bro, do I have to spend- Someone's gotta be due.
Do I have to spend 75 fucking cases in order to get a gold every time?
We knew what was going to happen come on. I had guaranteed gold here boys again
Spin it up
Please don't stop don't stop please this is low flow
to the moon to the moon
it's an astronaut it's an astronaut it's flying in the space shuttle to the moon
damn it it's come up bro it's come up it's come up it's come up it's come up everybody
the money oh my god bro I'm sorry man I'm $26,000 I'm rich your neck let's see
I skin you like that gun I love the guy I think I do I like the skin I'm using I
don't know I think I think I gotta guarantee I think it's gotta be it's
gotta be I've opened so fucking this is nasty I'm gonna get heated you know
You stayed both on the float right there. Oh my god
Hey
How about an early goal what?
Yes
All righty, I'm out of coins again kill me
We play game hopefully when we get out of the game where we load it
Okay, I'm down. Let me just spin this last one.
I already bought it. I already bought it.
I'm gonna upgrade myself real quick.
No, don't upgrade. We can do it together, so that way you teach me how.
Well, to be honest with you, you kind of just have to do it when you have it,
because there's a wait time.
Oh, shit. Okay, well, let's do it right now.
Alright, whenever you're ready.
we do it so you're gonna you're gonna click the easiest way to do it is is in
your inventory hit stash yeah and then on the right side where it says stash plus
symbol it add expansion or the yeah yeah hit add expansion and then go to your
fucking plus symbol man it's underneath like underneath it's not all the way
Right it's like to the left side of the start of the stash on the right. Oh
I'm still fucks it. It's blues clues. Are you fucking serious? It's like this where's Waldo? I have it unlock the expansion crap I
Don't have one. I don't have one you have a oh my god. Oh
My god plus bro. Why doesn't he have one? I had one
That's hilarious because you would have been looking for if you would have been roasting the fuck out of you
I do this at the very top of your screen look at look for a black site. You see black site on it click that and where it says
Hey, you can do this to Tim. It's stash
And then it's going to show you what you need to buy for upgrades
Just buy all of that and then whenever you have to turn stuff in just click all the turn ins and then you'll be on a
Timer like this right now. I'm on a three-hour wait until my stash can upgrade now marksmen where says add expansion crate
How the hell do I get expansion crates?
For those in the top part the bar is his departments, and then you go over the right supply station
Okay, you see a general screen it shows like a salt. Yeah. Yeah, I'm here in those
It'll say weapon crates on the left one material crepe bed crate gear crepe my face
Sorry, no you guys are talking bro my brain just go
Whatever crate you want to get it'll be in that section. It tells you which one you do need to level up your
Okay, my balance get ready to get my kid going you bought pharmacy stash not pharmacy. Oh
Yo, bro, what I need golds for this shit
Like which one oh my gosh, these are expensive, huh 2.7 million for this laptop. How about you just fuck me?
11 million 1.4 anybody want to buy one of my kidneys god
dude I'm already broke I played with these two idiots I'm down 25 mil
okay do we want to try
Is it black site it is right? I love that map
Or do you guys want you guys don't play damn it first we could play did we could play damn it first?
Go on I only played the map that you guys had me on yesterday. Okay?
That was anything brown. I don't I'll be honest. I don't know much about the other maps
So maybe a little rough. I know but I'm down to play anything here. Yeah, I feel like he could
You just coach us. Yeah, I'm in whatever
But learn the map is gonna be difficult if you guys want to try it obviously my best
And that was fucking
I'm good to go I got my kid on
kid again bro on the main right okay well prepare now I have a plus okay
ad expansion crate and shit there's just so many layers in this game I love I
love that about it there's always there's so much quality life in it that it
is a little confusing just like oh shit there is they have that they have
Oh, yeah, yeah at first but it's good. It's good that they're they give you something to do
They should have a rainbow Nick. You only got one stack your body. You have key cards. Yeah
Yeah, I have this is where a good amount of my money went
I had the one not a good amount of that's a complete lie a good amount went to other people's stashes
I got substation at East Wing and I also have underpriced passage
It's cold, baby. Easy. That wasn't too bad right now. I was kind of flew right there a rope in a way
I
Sell this
I didn't sell
Little confused because I thought that when I purchased my load I should already be there, but I guess
No, it's not separate ammo because you never know. I mean we don't know
What gun you're gonna want you also have like 46 painkillers you can deposit all
that shit like you're in your bottom of your bag in here in your stash so that
shit off that SR 25 just double click or
after I silver love it cheers cheers cheers cheers yeah boys let's get in first
game today we're on me actually hit boom you Tim sorry is it me
I think you can queue up though and still spin cases. Yeah, I did I thought I did but I guess I must
I'm seeing if I get a gold out of these and I'll skip it. He's not as good as they should be
You know, I disagree with you. These are very good. Nick. If you're talking to this Nick in the chat
I pulled so many so many reds. I don't need more ammo
We're not gonna kill the whole lobby
chat
Nicky would he would kill the whole lobby
I'm not killing a lot. I got fucking, you know, Eddie over here on my team.
That's the stuff I sold. Don't you call me Ed or Eddie.
You'll kill everyone.
Ed and Eddie was a great show, and I'm going to consider that a compliment.
Do you guys ever watch Angry Beavers?
Of course.
Thank you.
Okay, okay. I tell it to my friends, and I'm a little bit older than them, like, what the fuck is that?
Like, you don't know about...
I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is.
I'm 34.
I'm 36.
Putsch, you don't know Angry Beavers.
I fucking I don't like your beavers either. I'm not alive. What it was a Saturday morning
Make is 500 years old
I have a cutscene.
Yeah, so this means that, uh...
There's a special quest in this raid for more money,
and I'm telling you guys this from right now,
we're doing every quest if we can make it, alright?
We have this one right here, and this one.
If this wants to fight, man, let's get better.
Yeah, we're gonna get better.
We're gonna have to kill nine squads to get there.
Okay.
Yeah, it's one of those things you do after everybody's dead.
Yeah, we wipe the lobby and then we get the goop.
Oh, okay.
We can do it let me rephrase before Nick me and you kill everyone Tim you look
I am coming off my last game with a kill buddy.
All right, so.
You're following the line.
Hey, hey, you're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
No, no, no.
He won his one.
I did win my one.
Then I got sniped by a sniper that one taps everything.
And Tim did it with only 30 bullets.
Yeah, he was right off the rest.
True.
True.
Marksman, talk to us.
Where we going?
You're going to go down the road and kind of hug the left side of the map.
could spawn to your right on the other side of visitor center but they could be up on
these rocks is that what you're saying?
Kind of, they'll be further back.
Yeah.
Oh, maybe forward hat Tim will be a gamer bro, who knows.
Forward hat Tim.
We already got forward hat Tim.
Gosh, he's shocked.
There you go.
that PK boys. Yeah.
You're gonna have to go through. I mean, you'll have to, but there will probably
be a team in major substation, which is just down the hill from you.
It's not right. Right here.
To your left.
I'm gonna reveal here in like two seconds.
I have to go.
So you're where?
On the right or left?
No.
Right here.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
I hear him above me. We got a team coming from behind us right now, Nick.
Oh, it's here. It's here. It's here.
Right above me, boys. Yeah.
They can get up there, bro.
They can't get up on that, like, elevated area.
Shit. I got marks.
Okay, watch out.
I'm gonna try to smoke back.
I
Hit him once
Nice, we hit we hit two separate one nice. We have pushes we have pushes I move it up. I'll hold
They're playing for that rest
I
Rotating
He's one one
Nice, I got him. There you go
I got one. He got another that I said it. No one more. There's one. There's one
There you go
Decent gear, I think that's not a gold one
We're not going to talk about the missus, okay, and anybody, I'm going to say this on the record, if anybody does talk about it, I'm sorry, I'm in outbans, okay?
That was one of those characters that had double recon.
I wanted to give him a chance of surviving. I wanted to make it feel like he could lift, but there was no lift.
or like don't move, maybe if I don't move I can't get detected, right?
That works for Luna, for the Aero girl.
Okay.
So after it scans you the first time, if you just don't move, when it's about to walk again,
it won't be detected.
Find it!
You left that, you're good.
What's going on, dude?
What was that?
That's us.
It's me.
It's me, just scanning.
Is it worth me taking this, like, helmet and stuff?
It's not bad, it's, if you repair it to repair the 33 durability itself for like 140, 130.
So technically it's like 100k for a 2x2, 120k.
But that's not bad if you have room to backpack right now.
Um, I have a question.
Just take his ammo, right, and his guns.
Is that what I'm doing here?
I did.
Yeah.
This guy had an AWG, and I took his ammo.
Yeah, if you hover over the gun as well,
it will after like, yeah.
So, Nic, what you can do as well on that guy,
go loot his armor, and then repair the armor
that you took off his body.
Like put his armor onto your armor,
and then repair it.
Armor in your safe box because it'll be better than yours.
110.
Yeah, it'll go back to like.
Chad, give me a break.
I'm warming up.
I'm going to play in a third person game all day, man.
Show me some love, buddy.
Standard vegetable repair kit.
Wait, what the fuck?
Did you hear me?
Yeah, I knew just right click use it, right?
Yeah.
Or drag it onto your armor.
Is it worth repairing 72 out of 100?
I feel like it is.
Yeah, yeah.
No matter what, it's pretty much always
worth repairing your armor if you have the type of.
What do you mean?
Go away. I understand. Yep. It will eat part of the repair and if we kill part of the durability on
I need to like I need to fucking get another one. Yeah standard best repair. Can you a new one, right?
Yeah, no, I you know I use it all that's what I'm saying. Oh, yeah
Chat, how do I this looks like it has an alternate site. How do I use it?
It would be a minute with it
you can go change that if you want to. I changed mine to mouse mouse one. okay okay okay got it
so should I swap his helmet repair with mine because mine's 15 and his is 50 I'm probably
sure yeah yeah of course okay so that that's all just easy max okay just making sure
we used to get a kill there nice guys yeah bro everybody got a fucking knock and a kill
It's great. So you said the last guy was one shot. I think I broke his armor. So are you finding dude?
No, I hit him maybe four or five times. Oh my god. There's no way
I don't know who you shot, but the guy that you knocked was weak
so when you I
Bring it down to him you headshot
And when you shot an arrow over he only scammed to it didn't get the rest you guys
Guys let's uh push through sub station and then we'll go to the big spot
step
Watching
No way
I'm gonna use the other gun I had instead of mine for these mods. I can't say the fuck it
If we care
Yeah, yeah
Uh, who's shot for this?
I want to hear
Timmy, Timmy
Cool, cool, cool
Chats told me to not have this stack of ammo, but I don't want one in my pocket, so I'm
You could be six.
Yeah, you could also cut it half, like right click, split, and then just keep 30 in the pocket.
You're trapped in the broke place, alright? They're scared to lose that 30 bullets.
You on the other hand, Richard Buck, trying to shout out, you know, game on teams, you gotta have quick access to ammo.
Yeah, Chad. Bro, boys.
I
Just say so chop I
Will catch up. I am currently looting boom give me my red baby. Let's go
Easy was that worth I am headed to admin to me. I think that you should follow
I got him.
Let him loot his little reds.
Yo, I got a red, c'mon.
I only worth 225k, so kill me, but we'll take it.
See like you looted that red with this gun, the gun I got off that guy's worth 400k.
Yeah, but like that's like the worst one I could get.
You can get a red with this.
Maybe you're cooking though, like that that this is like the mind-set, bro. Yeah, yes, you're cooking a lot much
Thank you. I mean typically you're probably like
80
Players
are they hiding?
there's a lot of shots for
you don't hear it like that
unless you're scrapping
I think clutch is right though
you definitely want like eight
you get a couple guns and then some reds
that's a good haul
the overall goal is to clear the lobby
and then for free
I'm right here
boy
I'm coming
I
Pop it like what are the pain killers do is work doing that before I'm gonna fight. Yes. Yeah, unless you don't know
I don't sleep much. I
Got too many friends with too many schedules, man
Big brutal you're that
As a player
It's that chick that will tell him like
He's kind of gonna be here with those
Come to me boys, we're gonna go across to the jump
Best way to go over there
Got one dude. Yeah, come you saw a shot. Will you snipe them?
All right
Where's that at?
Okay
I'm hitting one
And I'm again
One different spots right now boys just letting you guys know
Oh
Go straight here Nick
There's no way my guns on semi
He's all the way in the hallway in the hallway
Hold that hold that
Pushing down
I've got you
They're running down run to push back
Everybody here
Yeah, we'll reset this listen listen to me
I
Can't fight soon. I can't hit him. He's low. He's low left. Yeah, I'm gonna fight soon. I push you right then I push you right then
I'm going to try this arm one, I can't reloading.
That was good.
Did it hit?
Can I please use the right thing?
The love of God, can I heal my body?
So Tim, if you smoke that hallway and then you get the arrow down it.
I just died, died.
You're alright, I'm going to rescue you.
I'm dating this
Oh man
I'm dead from right
I don't know where I died from.
Good try, man.
Not really too short.
I didn't realize, apparently my helmet was broken
when I peaked that.
That's why I got one test.
I did not know that.
I think you guys pushed this at first staircase as well.
One of we initially went in there now.
No.
No, we came right behind you.
No, we, we, you know,
we'd like the door you kick in.
We just kicked the door.
Yeah.
But I think the way that you went was the quicker way.
We should have went that way.
Oh, they got from the door behind me.
Damn, I even hear them open up.
Oh
It was
Just headshot me
I get it. I know Nick. He he just Nick lacks the ability to stay with me in any game
He just that is probably it's
Nick is going to be traveling a certain way and we we could not expect him to be with us
But listen, I messed up as well man, but I because it's gone. If I if I don't have it
I don't see me. I don't have a semi. It's fine. What it was at least
What is this guy? Let me check this out. I saw the gold over it
I have so many of these fucking things I don't know, Bill.
He wasn't in the lead.
Yeah, he wasn't in the lead.
He wasn't in the lead.
So.
Okay, mate.
Not terrible. A little pull down.
We can use this.
Started built. Might as well.
To be honest, I think I'm going to go purple helmet.
Gold armor. I cannot afford to die anymore.
Okay, I am good to go.
That was fun though boys, I can't lie.
That was fun.
I had a fuck man.
I had a feeling you might be doing that.
What?
The first guy.
Yeah, bro, if I don't...
He's like, you know what, it's just your homie and then he gets won and he's still,
he's still looking good.
Maybe maybe he's just good.
Yeah, brother, if I don't have...
A hard start being a little bit right there.
If I don't have Simeon, I kill that guy on first swing.
I really shot him and I was, I had Simeon on.
Where is the M7?
Yo, Markz, can you help me?
Where even is that?
Rifles?
Well, it's whenever I kill those scabs.
So I can just tap them.
I just, I fucked up, bro.
I fucked up. I just need to knife the scabs or
just hold my spray.
You're right. Yeah, just tap it.
Where is it? It's near the bottom.
You saw it.
Why does it not have my skin on it?
There's a default gun still.
go to top right there you go and then by it'll apply the skin it just doesn't like
in the preview wait Tim did you get something good no it was ass bro oh fuck
unfortunately sorry feels bad feels bad yeah that'll happen well I'm lucky
buddy are you ready now yeah let me know we guys are both ready I'm just spinning
Yeah, I'm ready. We're good. We're low now. Okay.
Don't think we're low. Damn!
There's a couple nasty sets on that one. Yeah, I got you, Dave.
This guy Nicky plays this game so much, bro. I literally...
He's like, yo, check the windows. They'll probably be there. Look in the window. Bang. Headshot.
There you go, Sam.
I
I
I know it's okay. It's like so important. I should probably do bring a sniper. So I'm bringing. Yes
I'm seven. That's what I'm trying to tell you. It's like yo get so many. I mean you already played. Yeah, we're good
We're good. We're good lock in boys lock in we're fine. We're fine
all these games that's why
Like those like little fucking entry kills and shit
You know we're in the hallway and stuff like you like you could have been peeking out with a sniper
I bet you get a cure right there. Mm-hmm
So watch watch you watch you die-dye
He got instantly mated as he went down we could have still read them, but we had to resin from like the box
Okay, like I couldn't crawl
All right, we got another wall breaker event, which is good. Just we got up. We got to clean this lobby gentlemen. That's it
This is the spawn to respond in whenever we got ambush yesterday. Oh
Oh, I actually fuck with this one.
Yeah, there's a lot of spawns around us, Timmy.
Funs.
Remember what you had to do?
No ammo?
Yes.
Shoot, loop, and tag two.
Well, that's why we're here, man.
Showcase in the game.
I hope you guys enjoy it.
Try it out.
Yeah, this is a lot of fun, man.
A lot of fun.
I'm down to go back and kill where we were.
They'll be on the road if they're there.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
It should be back and left.
This is how you play, bro.
It's how you play. We're starting to recognize these spawns.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Pop that PK.
I don't know exactly where it is, I'll do it live.
Reckling in front of us. As we peek this hill, they can be in front of us in the open.
Right there. Right to the left.
Is that him?
I see a bot there.
No, I saw...
Maybe, maybe, yeah.
This is a spawn up here, boys. This is a spawn up here.
That's a bot right there.
I got you.
I've, uh, scanned up in 20%.
Be wary, Tim. Right here is a peek.
Let's go here.
Oh, up there?
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna scan it very soon. Scanning in one. Scanning now.
Red, red. All right, we're good. We can push in. Red.
So if there's an orange, that's a real player. Yeah, orange is fucking character comms.
Yeah, if you hear me say something, that means that's a person.
I'm gonna let you guys kill bots cuz I don't have a snorkeling, I don't think I do either.
That's somebody, that's somebody.
I got sniped.
That'll happen.
Where are you getting ambushed by another team?
Yeah, I'm in.
That'll happen
Where you getting ambushed by another team? Yeah, I'm interested
Well
One's on me once out here
I
Think these these raids are getting a little stinky
Yeah, those guys spawned in the best possible location to fight over the best loot in the game turned around and ran at us
Yo, I thought I saw I looked up and saw the red dart and instantly got snipe, bro
like it was like instantaneous I put it you should put a snipe on okay just so
fights everybody
right there bro I was dead I okay well when you okay well listen what when you
hear what we heard you need to know you're being darted like that they're
They're throwing the UAV over on that, you know what I mean?
I think it might be a good angle to hide screen and view maps randomly.
Yeah, what those guys did is, I mean, I don't know if Mark's been still here.
They spawned in the best possible location and they just ran directly at us.
I don't know if that's... Even if it is real, I think we do that.
Okay, it's all good. You know, but I'm not high my screen. I'm just saying
I mean, yeah, we can keep on cruising. I don't care. Fuck those nerds
Yeah, trust me. It's
Yeah, I highly doubt those guys in that level of gear with clan tags are running at us in that way like this
No, there's a few people that they got a rep for doing it and
Like oh we don't do it anymore. I don't give a fuck man. You get the list you're on it
You ain't getting off the list you're a piece of shit before you're still a piece of shit in my mind
All the sudden you're like you want to be a song god what happened man
I did a code but what was it for your members are 93. Yeah, 93. Yeah, yeah, 93. So this
right yeah yep it's literally just a
three-seven scope with a glint
hider so I'd be running this with the
m7 is that fine yeah okay I don't have a
skin on this gun bro but we're trying
we are actually gonna help you we need
a knife we need a knife your knife
fuck it's we don't want to buy for the
cyber it's m62s I'm saying gold yeah
how many like 30 ish yeah we're gone
do we rock man 10 bullets typically
so I have 10 in the gun have 10 of us a good build I'm shot I am missing
everything hey Nikki looks good yeah I got drunk in my time and he's gonna hook
me up but shit I'm about to join the broke boys I got no more technique I
Got 10,000 K
With something
But I'm not leaving with nothing.
Hahahaha!
Ehhhhh! It'll happen!
This has been the situation.
Am I getting blamed for that last death? No, wait, right?
No, no. What?
Well, hold on. Now.
What do you mean, hold on? I- Dude, he darted!
No, no, no, no, I didn't-
When did I blame- I won't- I didn't blame nobody enough.
Sorry.
But now that you brought it up, I'm like,
go ahead okay when it goes over your fucking head it means you're on a UAV
pal maybe don't stand in the middle of the fucking I was right next to hush
who's gold for and you're a silver three what do you fucking know I know I'd like
to speak I'd like to speak I'd like to ready up and then you can I'd like to
speak and I'm not gonna I'm gonna speak without readying up cuz fuck you Nick
okay I'm ready to go because I wanted to go to guys we weren't living okay and it
doesn't matter whose mistake that was it doesn't matter if we would have seen
them and killed them we were dead no matter what in that specific situation
all right so commanding officer says that you gotta you have to you have to
take that you know yeah yeah I was no way around yeah there was nothing was
gonna happen let our friends know that when they hear the we will be will not
stay in the fucking intersection I was next to my commanding officer no I
know because you know he moved to the left cuz he was sorry he was right
next to me I got slightly the left he moved after I got
Give me a hand.
I'm going to hold it.
Hold on, hold on.
They're taking the Allen out.
Yo!
Watch out, watch out!
Hold on.
We've got to rob the safe.
Let's get the Reds.
Roger.
Roger.
Roger.
Maybe we change it up a little bit.
Got some fun?
I don't know if it's...
Okay, how about just go admin?
You know admin?
Yeah.
Admin knows us.
Yeah, just follow me.
Follow me, follow me.
Follow the skating officer.
Yes, chef.
Keep the following in mind.
Shoot, loop, and tag scoop.
Yes, chef.
We just got to get inside to where there's no bullshit outside angles that we can just get swung by.
That's a...
Do recon before making any moves.
Oh, here we go.
The worst one.
It is.
We're going to have to spawn to our left.
Oh, my gosh.
We're going to shoot you to the back.
All team members need to work together to get the pre-mandled break.
There's a red mandle break.
I
Just don't yeah out there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah out to the left. Okay. Hold on. Oh
Yeah, buddy out there. Yeah, they're holding us they're holding us
I didn't buy a home repair. I'm trying to put you drop your home or reform in it
I'm gonna throw a fucking molly grenades bro
I gotta kill the sale
So what you want to do in this situation is Tim you save a smoke and you're gonna smoke the front entrance
And then Hatch is gonna walk up and shoot his arrow out of it
It's gonna highlight the players and when it does that
Yeah, either of you guys have a helmet repair kit you can give me
Help me a repair kit. Yeah, what is that called STD helm? Sure. Yes
To a new action, that's out of the room. That's that's I eat much. Yeah, we have a site invasion. Yep
So that's not yeah, these guys have a lot of ours
They're playing as the boss character.
What about this door?
They're running. They're running.
They could be in there.
They're playing out.
You want to do the thing, Hotch?
No, they probably spawned in there.
Wait, wait, wait. I'm at all.
I'm in me. I'm in me.
Yeah, I'm pretty.
He can spawn these guys in.
I
Do one more
I'll see you in the next video.
Are you so fucking rich?
You're a cook?
The bull?
Where are you in my ear, dude?
Where's my dog, bro? Are you just-
I didn't see you.
I'm not gonna back-see you, but I'm-
No, you're cooking.
Yeah, you- when I stall out, you are.
Did this guy send an army of robots?
Yeah, so he can spawn in a bomb here.
Fucking serious?
Yeah, so then he pushed in the midst of the chaos.
fucking crossbow bro what am I playing against right now you're playing against a lot of fans
in the fucking head with the fucking crossbow that was my killchimp
all of these guys you're doing this you're all cock suckers of robots and then he hit fire
crossbowed me in the fucking head just just know that i had that i don't know what happened i'm so
out of you that was so great man that was so awesome so I can't tell I don't
know where the footsteps are I'm only watching off the video but when you
down the save if you would have shot the main gunner they had a couple times
turned around shot the the showbearer and then healed up and not canceled the
five times that you probably
How about you finish a hill brother?
I heard him coming after me man
I don't know you can you can say I'm wrong here
but if you push too far on the stick
does it cancel your heal?
No, no I act, I intentionally cancel my heal
Do you hear steps on it?
Do this for me as well, Nick.
And I know hindsight's 20, 20.
And I know you were, you went through a lot in that rate.
Do this for me.
If you knock somebody and you don't finish them,
I'm going to beat this shit out of you.
Okay.
Like you need to finish every knock because,
and Markzman will tell you the difference in the res
is insane, bro.
You're talking five seconds and 15.
If you have to, bro.
probably been about like a it's a seven second res and they would have gone like a
12 I think I've earned millions of dollars right now bro this is not good
oh we are yeah we're right for money yeah in in you know we have a little
bank it's not easy like you guys I mean hutch is playing when it's two of us
that have a lot of hours hundred percent it's very different than when you have
three guys that are pretty new to the game playing as people that play a
I
Saw a broker I never like leaks you up, bro. I know what he did to you, bro
I know it hurts. I didn't hear the guy on my left
I was one of my boy or I do real slave the thing is that sometimes you get like remember when we were kids
We play Pokemon and you get hit with confusion
Yeah
Sometimes you get hit with that bro. You're just compressed like a fucking balloon with no air
Well, I didn't get hit with confusion, bro. It was a fire arrow to my head, so I got hit with it.
It was a confusion. It was fucking Charmander.
No, no, but you were like trying to put the fucking riddle together as to what was happening.
Okay, in my defense, Hutch is like, I'm getting a fucking pop quiz in the middle of the thing.
You're saying they're pushing, and he's like, I need a helmet repair kit.
And I'm like, okay.
So now, you're not giving him the helmet, right?
No, that's fair. That's fair.
I have to find the helmet.
What was that about, dude?
I'm done.
And then as soon as I get to that,
and you're like, they're coming. They're coming.
And I'm like, okay.
And I peek the corner and I die to a fucking crossbow.
That is so fair.
My bad, bro.
I didn't ever get to buy this helmet.
It's an actual repair kit.
He looked at me and he was like, okay.
And he stopped him, he went to you.
I knew I was a kid to you.
I knew I was a kid to you.
I knew you, bro. I knew I was a kid to you, bro.
Let's get a fuck you. That's what I was getting.
Yo, we gotta spawn for here.
We're actually gonna get inside guys round of applause.
Hey, we're gonna get to see Adam in a game. Let's go.
Yes.
Oh man.
We have a chance.
me dropping them a helmet
they did some secret
fucking all the way around in the corner
but now I think he gets crossfire
fucking crossbow trick shot
and
oh fuck
what that is so fucking
shit chow
I don't think it could get worse than these last two games
no no it literally can't yeah that's good
comps
we have a four ping
we win this
Oh my God, bro.
Is that a temperature on my computer or what?
You're not real.
It's so nice to hear a damn 66L here.
I mean even I fucking know that.
What's my back?
Oh.
It's so funny watching each POV because Nick has his digital vibrant for about 97%.
2 down, shoot that rocket here, you're gonna hit yourself, yeah there it is.
Alright, that other team, yeah that other team is trying to come in so be ready.
Your rocket here breaks the message.
I could be here already right?
Yeah.
Do I gotta keep hitting this until my shit's gone, Marksman?
Yes.
Yeah.
I think I had two B-busters.
inside be in here already marksman like the real boss could be in there no no we
have a site invasion again oh yeah player to be there yeah it could be this
here really yeah there's always first in careful boys on the opposite but if you
you hear a scab shoot. Watch out, grenade.
That guy stopped. I got to stop building my shoe with fucking lights.
I know, I wanted to play it, but now he's fucking playing it.
Take it, take it, take it.
Go inside that center, like the room that you left.
It looks across bridge.
It's the one by the window but one by the window
I think there's another team here. Be careful
And then you can mantle on the desk and look over the top of that like
container thing
And we have a team pushing them careful
Yeah, we have a team outside for sure
We might have a team underneath this as well. Right here. Nikki. Yeah that last line of sight that
I
One might be near me on the staircase careful staircase
Who's that?
Maybe across bridge
I'm gonna alter go cross bridge. Okay. Can you dart? Yeah, I can dart right now
I'm going with Nick thank you
I'm holding your guys this back go back
All right, you look like we're okay, maybe y'all go and take a look under
I think you're just going to push up bridge you can literally jump jump in the
corner like you're playing con type sheet jump ads my ads is so slow on this
gun okay so that's how you do it that way there if they're aiming like head
height the door doors open I shut the door they do some of them at all I
I can't help with the kick door, but they can open the mic right now.
We just chill. I mean, I think we'll get pushed here eventually.
My, uh, loose seal is currently going to war against the water model.
Here, door two.
Haley, if you are in the stream, can you please come and get this dog?
You can almost hear the difference in steps.
Yup.
you see that dude dude dude dude yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think that's human
yeah I'm holding that angle with Marcel
our spin is this hatch out level right here my door smart okay
oh yeah about that you can take a step forward you get a little bit better
vision too we are chasing there I'll have all 25% of gal go go for again
because if they walk forward on the bridge they're gonna be under your critical if they're walking across you see them though
Another spot Tim if you go out in front of this area and then mantle on like this
cabinet to the left you can look over to the right side
I
Sangle yep
I mean you should hear anybody coming over that side typically it's a it's a cross-bridge fight in this building
Yeah, unless you know they're coming ahead of time like bots will shoot out from parking lot behind you
So like oh they're pushing behind or you hear a bunch of steps coming
You know it's a three. There's a bot in front of me. Let's go. Let's go
I
Mean I bought the guy we can go check it out. Yeah, so we get access bro. That's it
I think it might literally just be Boston here. Don't go back stay with us. Okay. I
didn't not mean to do this. Oopsies. Going back up.
Doors are opening on the right side. That's me, that's me, that's me, that's me.
Look, he said the right and we're on his left. That's my door, that's my door.
Yeah, I'm me on this side boys same. What's this one there?
I don't know what we're hearing to me. I got I think it's a bot near bridge
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I think we're free right now, boys. Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I think we're free.
Who's door? Who's door?
I door.
Yeah, I smoke.
One of you guys just saved grenade find cover?
No.
No.
I just heard a player save grenade find cover.
I don't know who that was.
Unless it was me.
I don't see anything from where we came from.
I guess it could just be just a dead raid.
Yeah, very possible.
I
We guys want to do the wall breaker event. I feel like we haven't seen that we might get players to come over
I'm down. Sure. All right. Come to me. Sure
I'm a tube Papa
Definitely other people in here
All right, we'll jump on that bush with them.
Man, the one time he got in the building, no one came in the building.
I know.
days bro. That's so annoying.
Now we get it.
Are you ready to clear the air? Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that was a drone.
I almost saw that drone.
Yeah. Yeah.
This game was nice.
You guys got arrowed from, um, mini substation,
Station or major substation right around the edge of that so they can be coming through the middle
straight to your south or
I've scanned up and 10% I'll scan towards road and just get careful your piece is way through a stand
All right, let's probably be in front of us in this way boys
You can also be to our left
Yeah, we should come this way and we'll hold inside of the bunk the bunker the bongus. Yeah, I'm gonna come
I thought you say north apologies
When you guys started this quest that explosion
Yeah, that's what hutch was saying we're bringing me in right yeah, I'll watch you follow you or we go
Yeah, follow me follow me
I could also be people here already
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
No, you're good. You're good. We're fine. We're doing great right now
So why are we coming in here, huh?
Quest yeah, yes
no we never really make it this far this is a pretty cool spot so whenever that
opens you guys are gonna go in and you're gonna do the puzzle inside
they can fit
I'd be quick. It's time to win a knife. Hey, he's nice
I got one looking for golds to me golds and reds
And we're searing?
Where are you going?
Oh, good job.
Six-seven.
Okay.
I got it
So any more things to crack in here or no yeah, it's just maybe seconds left right
There's some more in there
any reds no reds you can just hit space bar instead of clicking unlock oh nice
work get out now I don't know if I got any red no reds just now check all the
corners to here I'll come down you want to hold this neck put that in your safe
box the key card was it it's worth a million dollars 1.3 million yo let me
get that keycard there fuck no bro see I'm believable mother fuck up give me give
me a red out one of these jackets come on no way
wait Tim got a keycard for 1.3 EBS and I just got one too but it's only for
200k off
Yeah, I thought these carvings were rare there was four thousand dollars
But it's good to check those spawns in the corner like the safe area when it works is they can't
You always do check that but if it's green
Alrighty I say we all go to the switch we'll pull it come back leave. Yeah. Yeah
I'm in.
I would recommend walking down.
You don't have any indoor stairs.
I'm fine with it.
I think that if I got the side stairs with them right now.
That was red.
A lot of red.
I went this way.
I went with Hush bro, my team leader.
Okay.
I'm on my way.
I got sad chat.
Oh, I know you didn't just take a lift that I got away, God damn it.
Uh, you're good. We're just gonna hit the switch and we're out of here.
You guys wouldn't even be able to press that button in real life.
Why's that even mean? Why's that?
You wouldn't be able to reach that button in real life, okay?
Yeah, but at least I can ride the ride.
Alright, that's fucked up. You know that's... you know that hurts me.
Your goal was to hurt me, you've hurt me deeply.
I'll see you in a minute post later.
That's right, buddy.
I can't wait.
I love that place.
I love that place.
Great place.
A lot of my friends stay there.
Awesome.
It's kind of crazy that we didn't see anyone this entire time.
Yeah, it's probably just a fight for the professors and they had so much loot like we go out of it
Fuck that. No, I'm happy. I'm happy that we're at least getting the fuck out of here
No, like in a while in a while
You see yourself what it feels like it's good. I don't think we have it. It's our first win together today
Isn't that insane bro? We suck
Well, there's a little bit of
We also we also haven't gone down yet so we got our first one
In this like in this little bit of hoopla hoopla going on. Oh, yeah
Triple clan tag fucking you know purple ammo gold ammo
I'm never understand that hey these guys who don't play the game that I play I'm gonna show them how good I am
Yeah. Well, yeah, it, uh, anything is, yeah, something.
Little resident sleeper, right? I've been on Delta. You gotta be used to it. We've been
getting the shit snipped out of us. Well, the problem is on our case that we're good
good enough to defend ourselves here it's like
you know
you know
you know
if i don't want to name any names but if
somebody would step it up a little bit
start with a t and end with m
what the hell does that even mean bro you're the one with a bunch of hours in this aren't you supposed to be better
uh first off
bunch of hours exaggeration
Second off
Not wrong how many hours you have in this game?
250
Okay, I can be Nick. I have
Like five to ten and Nick has like 20. Yeah, I don't even know if 250 is right. It might be a hundred
Like not enough not enough to make a difference
Yeah
I have a lot more than five listen
We both know the only thing different about me and you is that I don't need whips to use or to figure out my inventory
It's about the difference. Yeah, and then we also I have accepted the fact that I'm bald and you're probably all right
Now what the hell is going on?
But you'll be bald soon.
How's Ralph and Duke in him?
Dammit!
Look what you did.
I didn't have an awesome key card, bro.
Fuck you.
You actually did.
That's kind of fucking nice.
Okay, so wait.
Move all, right?
Sure.
And then...
Let's see if I remember how to do this every one in a while.
Then I go back and load out and buy the load out again, right?
Yep.
It'll automatically keep whatever you have in your stash that's part of it.
I'll be at the reequip your gun and your ammo
Oh my god. Oh
You could go with nothing and be like boys, but oh it like yesterday. I assume you yeah, I assume you want to shoot a little bit
done
It's the money right there 250k
I made at least a helmet back I'm going to get a crunchy check I'll be right back chocolate milk you
You can say chocolate milk.
Okay mate.
You're fatter than me, so.
What?
Yeah, I bet you are, buddy.
You're literally faking me.
Yo, Whips, are you here?
Whips, queue this up in 30 seconds.
No, queue it up now.
I'm not right now!
I can't make you shake me.
I need more coins, bro.
Marksman, can you hit up the guy?
I need to open up cases, bro.
Tell him, and I quote, I'm getting sniped off my dick, and I need to feel better.
Fuckin' we're getting sent by they can't
They camouflage, you know as a lie and I swung us with nine
Bro like regular them wasn't good enough. You know what I'm saying, but they come out of speed with an army. You
You be you and your rhymes be you your piece of shit self. Just be that guy
God kill me man. I'm not broke. I have millions in my inventory
People buy a bank that owns your house and then...
No, the classic.
The classic.
The Elm-
Don't make a-
Don't make a-
Don't make a-
You already have internet when he's done.
No Xbox for a month.
You'll see.
Uh...
What's funny is we came for a time when-
For what's worth, I fucking love this game.
I really do.
People play it, Lance.
It's like...
I mean, at that one you'd play, at that one you'd play it, we hosted it.
We had to like kick somebody out because he lost.
He's up and chopped his controller full speed.
I said, Iowa pro game.
Yeah, yeah.
I kicked out for it.
You guys, his mama's there.
It was pathetic.
Close the door woman.
No, those were the good days, man.
I remember fucking high distortion was over there.
Just punching a pillar at MLG event.
Just, you know, the pillar made fun of his mama.
Now, where's that at?
Crazy.
Three fairies are one of the players doing that.
Fucking that thing up.
But then when you guys played con, you played the same way and the con guys were like,
Well, leave it there.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna turn the camera off real quick.
This girl was just yapping it.
In your jammy jams?
Go ahead.
And it was the girlfriend of a dude he was playing against and we all knew him and stuff.
And, uh, she's just yapping and screaming obnoxiously and kind of torturing the whole match.
And she's like,
It's the wrong person to do it to, too.
Like, pick Pred or someone else.
Yeah, anybody.
Yeah, that was literally anybody
Jimmy says it because they don't think that a fucking chick to shut the fuck up
Popping off man. Oh, no
Everybody's yelling. We get kicked out. He's throwing fucking jabs across. Where was this?
This is an MLG. This was an MLG Toronto. Oh, how times have changed, huh?
2009 probably, you know to be fair, the chick was completely out of pocket, but he Jimmy don't give a fuck, man
does Tim only have a sniper he does yeah he does that's fine
you don't get one and a half we're fucking losing all right yeah I hear you
one and a half is on the is on the agenda that's what we need
Wow
With these motherfuckers
I'm sniping. I just got to get the fucking there though
I need to all but you need to send an arrow right when I all I gotta get that. Yeah, I don't then
Just stick yeah, you should look he trail me where I'm doing that so you could so what's when I get like well
It's hard bro and are just easy to trail you because you know where you're going in this game
You don't so I go one way and then you go another way, then we're split and it's just child
I know we would have been fine if I would have went the way you went imagine if
Imagine if we got good this game
I'm telling you I think I can like little glimpses of like I'm here at that two tap you had the other day
I will be having a step by the way to one change it go change it I
Can't do it. I'm through the few people I'm gonna play controller that are like good
It's not like you're not held back by control in this at all. Oh, no, I guarantee
Yeah, it's not like oh the city. No, you only have a sniper, bro. I
Don't know why
I mean, I think that's your own on a sniper for you. He actually wanted you to die. I
Have a I
Have this right? I can't see your camera blocked it perfectly. You ever second gun on
It's Dash. Oh, no, you're good. You're good. All right.
He saw. He saw. He saw. I got to see. I got to see.
He puts the sniper in the one slot. All right.
You put the sniper in the one slot. You three.
Yo, they gave me 10 million silver. Let's go.
Hashtag bless chat. We love Delta Force, boys.
We love Delta Force. I'll tell you what.
Yeah, we really are I'm about to say
We're given to the not even the less fortunate the other fortunate we're just given
It's actually a protein shake guys. Thank you for landing. Let's review the objectives
Keep them in mind. The lips make that complete the mission. Oh, yeah. Woohoo work spot in the
game again boys walking. So I turn around like if you spawn here and hold the door
That little tunnel in the door just for like 10 seconds because if people push in they push in right away
Five times out here and if they don't push in then you can go out that way you don't have to push in the barracks
Five times out here
Yeah, five ten you're being generous
More like four foot eleven
I don't think there's anyone here.
One second bro, huh?
I gotta lock in for the game.
Also to this game, if you go to the other side of the door, right-hand piece has to
enter the game.
Thanks we get to subtract
Wait, oh, you got to know I'm here. I was playing the minigame on my mp7
Nice you win. I made myself look worse than I could have
Nick I know that you just found in so you're just running across the fucking map. We're going this way, but
Okay, come on. Come on
So we don't want to go to admin we are we're gonna go a different way
Okay, we're just leaving a smarter direction shit like that
Imagine there was a guy there and just killed all those
How would you say that bro? Why would you say that?
Do you hear that team left?
red looking good watching
I hear top left shots yeah we're
they're killing them all your right they're in there
they're in there fighting bro yeah
Scandinavian they can go to that gate
There's a character that can open it up
I don't have a sound
Oh, this
Was close to a wall sounds like no, let's say I they're in there. I got scan in 30 30 percent
and
be a hard push
scan up in three
pay
one scan
walk
Yeah, they just kept going.
Well, I don't want to run to this one.
Well, could you ever scan?
And then, like, they're in here, but it wouldn't tell us.
They don't move.
Maybe they're inside.
Well, they don't move, doesn't it, the show?
Right, Marksman?
Oh, shit.
I don't know about that.
No, it'll scan them on the first one, no matter what.
What?
If they stop moving there.
Gotcha.
I'm this way, boys.
I don't know if that was you guys
Yeah yeah I shot somebody
Gotta be careful of up here
What?
Where are you?
I love that I just ran into that.
That'll happen.
I'm pissed.
Yeah.
That would make me...
I'm leaving yeah
Are we going this way tunnel? Yeah, I have the key so we're gonna come up in admin
Completely ignore all the chances of getting shot by trees and bushes
fast, the plunder successful?
what does that mean?
no idea
someone just extract?
possibly
I'm not too sure
I don't know what else it could be
watch that blood
let them pin down
Yeah
Yeah
We have a key card to be down here
Yeah, yeah, so I have a key that allows us to come in here and we're gonna get spit out inside of admin
Damn
What
Take eight shots. I got to shoot him in the fucking leg because he has a shield dumbass. I lock in where I'm not locked
I've been repair my shit. Oh my god. You shoot him at all. Oh
My god, I'm watch
I'm the reason we're here. I'm the reason we're in this bogus
We gotta go left, right?
I think either way works.
Hey, might as well check upstairs.
There could be another team hide, you know?
I don't know.
How'd you know that was a solo?
He died instantly in Monk.
There was no down here.
I'm not going to go back.
Stand.
Listen, boys, there's a reason why he's down here.
So there might be another one up there.
Right, right, right, right.
More people up there, so.
I didn't see Hunter's screen there,
but if he said life out,
and he had a team,
and he was the last one on it,
that was a lot, but...
I feel like if that was the case,
I've been listening to your game. I don't hear footsteps of players.
What am I hearing bro? I hear a lot of steps.
It sounds like a fucking stampede. Uh Syed's in this raid. It could be all of his little mobs around him.
Where are they hiding?
Nothing just orange just red red
Go ahead Nick where's your alt that how long I'm only halfway
Mark
You're marked. Oh, okay, so you have a raptor someone that followed your path probably from bottom middle
bottom middle you can destroy it lbx right now i'm rt
that's what you're saying next to him it basically puts a camera on his shoulder
that's fucking awesome okay so it's where it's kind of where we came from yeah
all the way they came to put that some guys they're trawling you from bottom middle
I
Work it's for to me with me
Coming as well back. Yeah, we just
Okay
And then go check the drop down from bottom middle that drop down where you came from like you're right
I am hearing something for sure
pretty nice no you heard his that's my rope okay I mean it really could have been
all the way when we were back like a hundred percent it could be so many
places bro
okay we go push across take opposite side let's do it we're gonna do it my
So we got just kind of like
No, we can do we can go this way actually follow me
And you guys know that this exists
We can completely avoid the bridge.
I'm going to clear this bathroom.
These doors were open.
The bathroom is open as well.
I hear what sounds like a player.
Up top, back left, 330 in this building.
I
Don't think so T. I it's just
Other sleeper
I
Give my full stamina bar back real quick. All right. Give me red show perfume. Give me red. I mean we could wrap out
There's definitely a team on the map. I don't know where they're gonna extract but
Yeah, I could hear from next screen
Happens there was a rapper that went down bottom middle you hit your footsteps up the
the key card door.
So he didn't want to push you guys an admin and then he went to cement most likely.
Where's cement?
Where we came from, where we went down into the tunnel.
We need to hear him cement.
Here, if you fire the gun over there, let's get him out of the gun.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I heard cement.
I think he's cement. I heard he's cement. I'm going.
Yeah, I can hear shit.
Did you guys hear him in cement?
I
Think I heard in cement did you I did too
of
the
the
the
the
the
the
Oh, that's good.
The Goopal was doing something when you asked, you know?
On my way.
Alrighty, where you want it?
At cement?
So, over cement, yeah.
Because we think it's at cement.
That's a good shot.
Wait for my end.
Oh
No, that's gonna reach I fucking launched that bastard though. You said it didn't
Yeah
Whoopsie poopsies as they say
All right, just be advised our extracts is here extraction point
We don't have an extract on the side of the map.
Is there more maps?
There's a lot more.
We just suck.
All right, boys.
30% until dark.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, they seem gone.
30% until dark.
Oh, they're gone.
Yeah, they seem gone.
Take this place.
It's usually best to go through the gate at face time inside.
There's a box, I believe, so you can stand there and cover it.
Then you just over and you go up that like, uh, slide thing.
Then you get inside.
From there, you can use the whole.
Where are you?
Yeah, well how you live fuck, man
Said towards extract we can check substation on our way over
Oh jet saying they heard they heard him leave cement a few seconds ago
I think I heard him leave some at just
Are you fucking
Holy shit
Yeah
in orange
Okay, so we had you know things back-to-back where I couldn't even like shoot my gun, okay?
The last two there's been nothing
You lived
Give me your give me your suckie
Okay, so where am I looking for my balls?
I'm my actual thing right there
Yep, yep, I like it through there
Got it
No way, Jose
You have to get a fight and clutch with
nose-deep in manager's office
Trying to get all the stuff that I have
That's a trend, that's a trend
Don't worry
We know
I'll live this bro, am I correct?
Boy pulls a red this trade gentlemen
Million dollars
I just found a CPU
64k
It's a goal it's a goal
Fuck you
Guys I'm gonna take this
for your ass
That's a big thermometer
Big thermometer
Let's get out of here
No secrets in my area
I'm on boys, go re-side
I don't know if you hear that
That might happen
I feel like I'm just gonna get sniped round and off
I feel like I'm not getting out of here
It has happened. It has happened.
Especially when I have TPB on a side screen.
There it is.
It's not television.
The Latin boys out there.
I got some money. I got $400.
got 800, much as 2 million, that's great.
That's 2 million.
This is great. As you do.
As you do. As you do. Right. Somebody's got to win.
Oh, I'm getting comps. Chad heard them
incident right now. Should we go back?
Should we go back? Should we go back?
I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here.
Just like when you said the sentence, I heard him cement and I was so far away.
Yeah, I was like, what do you mean you are?
Yeah, I'm a student of God, man.
I mean guns in this game, they have a long range, like 500 meters.
Audio?
So that's as long as Timmy's belly is from his torso.
I mean, I need kills man, do not spawn me even remotely close to cement.
No bro, submit is hell, truly.
If anybody hears anything, I'm not going.
Also Marksman, if I don't get more coins to open up cases, I might drop it.
Oh, I have 10k. I'm good but but I was I was alerted that that was the last code
You're also using poachers sniper. That's never is like
What
To do whatever you want me to do, okay, I apologize
Yeah, I apologize for that. I truly don't don't show me gold before I am down for another map
I think we should do that
Yeah, put us anywhere man. I'm in and just put us anywhere bro. Well, we play the one natural gamer
I'm a natural gamer. Oh
Those three might be the worst video gamers I've ever seen in my entire life
Thank you Nick is still sober three and a hutches gold for I've been playing this game for like two years
How is he?
How low a rank don't even don't even look at it yet. Don't even look at it
Yeah
You guys still the trade-offs you still got trade-offs available. I so many two don't know
Yeah, we should do is just give them all can we trade guns should give them all the like either you or hutch and just
can't do that. Yeah. Oh, okay. Good idea though. I was afraid of hard RMT. Right now, for a moment.
Some there's already like accounts that kind of snipe good deals on good guns and then
they try to sell the account.
How do you sell guns? That's how I get my coins. No, you sell a gun, you get
to take it back, not coins for it. That's the key to coming back.
I
Think it's a good for the knives like the lunis game or whatever it was to deal with your forwards had today
I'm rebranding bro
Him and that dude. I'm doing forward hat only now. Okay. I think my next one. I'm 100% gold. I think
I'm pulling you guys up
Here you go Nick. Okay, did you get it?
Come on, baby
Golder man, I'm good man. I'm good. Oh my gosh. I'll take you both to I was about to say no way
It went to the moon. Oh my gosh, we'll smell you I'm already clicking off. I don't care what it looks like
That was horrible.
Goodness gracious.
Damn.
I guarantee you, I don't know for sure.
Let's see.
Let it all just not with him.
Oh, it tells me how close I am to gold.
I'm 25 away, it said.
Yes, that's two more things than 10.
Thanks, Hodge.
I figured that math out.
Hey, listen, with you, I'm not sure, OK?
Damn, damn, damn, son.
Where'd you find this?
Where'd you find Lance?
Bum bum bum bum.
Oh my God, it literally is making me go to the max.
That's what's happened to me every time to the...
Come on!
Are you kidding me?
If this is not gold,
I'm banning everyone in my chaperone.
The entirety of them.
You know what me to remember I'm banning all these guys
Now just don't go to the mood stay low stay low float stay low stay low it's not very low bro
Oh gg's okay, okay, yeah, you saw it
It doesn't feel good. Not a feel good, but it doesn't feel as
as miserable as the 3.99998.
I'm miserable.
Jeez.
What's that sniper I'm using?
Is there a skin for that?
DM7, all 93 categories.
Under one store.
Knocked and locked.
It's too late, bro.
It's too late, bro.
It's too late, bro.
It's too late, bro.
It's too late, bro.
What map did you take us to, Nick?
Um, both maps.
Remorse, thank you so much for the problem.
Maybe I'm not high enough.
Uh, I'm sorry.
Maybe I'm not high enough.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Maybe I'm not high enough?
Uh, I thought we...
Well, I need a different map.
Okay, do the thing, bro.
And for me!
Bracket!
At 15, yeah, you just built like Bracket Storm, huh?
I have to download it again?
Oh, you might have to do that.
Maybe!
I definitely did.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
You're gonna respond.
How about you just...
Oh, I'm flashed, oh my god.
We just bought so far away.
We got this boys, come on, lock it.
We can so far away without, away!
Wait, that safe hasn't hit the heart of Africa, did it?
Yeah, bro.
Potential, potential, potential.
That's a chance.
Potential.
Potential.0001.
Boss man, thank you so much for the fiber, baby.
I appreciate you, bro.
Change in but you'll never see me
Come on boys, we're going fast this time everybody let's go
Gonna make it there, but she'll never see me now not again. I'm gonna straight in straight in straight in straight in
They won't be here. You got to just run this boss. She's the um
Um, um, I'm finished.
All right.
Oh.
He he he he he he.
Oh, kid, the last fucking shot, aren't you?
Haking master, come on.
Where would they be, Nicky?
Right, left, right, right, and left.
Yeah.
Oh, actually, it's in there.
I'm in smell.
I'm going up.
I'm up.
I fucked this area. Let's go. Let's go to heaven come come come come come come one pump fish
Fucking look to me
Nick on the team on the team
I'm sorry, but you're walking
Alrighty there's no one in front of us let's get to the door. Let's get up to admin. Let's have a sec
I heard one smell.
I'll be there in a minute.
I got a fucking plane for you fucking Sina.
Somebody in my chat said there an admin.
Is that what we're going?
Yes it is.
Ohhhh!
Don't fucking take this, bitch.
We think you're bad-liners or something.
Bitch.
if I could take that too.
You take it, the line is a line.
Alright boys, they can be here.
He's shooting at us sir!
You wait, they were here last night?
Sounds like they are. Sounds like they are.
That's why you're kicking about us bro. Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah they're throwing the thing.
No, they're muting they're muting us. They're muting us. Let's stare at everything. They're everything wait till this is over
Someone watch over here come this way. Yeah, I watch that way
Drop down. Yeah, what is this? What does this stop?
18 seconds long unless he's solo than it's 20. All right
Nick, you can honestly ult up this staircase.
Tim, come to us.
Start moving.
You're going to go up, you're going to turn sharp right, you're going to go sharp right
and then up the staircase, okay?
I've got an EEP place.
Sharp right up the stairs.
Come on, go on.
Up that staircase to your right.
I have to go back by the way, I can't not go back.
That's fine
There are some like that doors open that's us ten hold this
Definitely people here
Cross cross cross cross just like straight east into it. Oh below below two below. Oh, we got playing a pinch
I
Like boys
I'm looking behind us. Yeah
That's on Nick
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I would max out, though.
I would tell you you'll have a chance to get back to the children.
We'll go around.
We're gonna have to fight these guys first.
Where is he on, like, first floor behind or, like, down in the hole?
Yeah, he was on where I altered from.
You remember where I altered from?
Yeah, so down below.
And there was another guy on your floor currently
just across the building.
stairs out the front or out that side door go into construction and then wrap
down low through the tunnel you know I'm from up but don't go outside for
construction which is for down stairs and out yeah outside then you go out in
that little construction area and then you hook right and there's a tunnel that
gets back down low
so there's right right there in the construction and around that wall to the
right you're gonna go you're gonna go in construction in construction not 250
hours all right I've never taken this one down down here right right and now
Tim will be able to use his own so I should do it right now yeah control the
body yeah this is a one-way drop down once you drop down you're committed
come on
come on, come on, come on
one more behind me
I'm rising
not a good rise, not a good rise
not a good rise, I don't think
yeah behind that
they're both late
both late
I don't have a gun.
I don't have a gun.
What's that?
All dead!
Nice. Nice.
You still got two above you.
So, peel up. Repair when we get a repair.
Make sure you get your gun back.
Good shit, baby.
That's right
It would probably be yeah come down here and loot this guy down here first
Probably this guy. He's the closest to where it was. I just I just looked at his shit
Was it handle guy? I killed one top of stairs as well and then
Oh, he's gonna have some shit gentlemen
Yeah, I have your stuff. It was him. Come to me.
Sure.
Yeah, I was a... I'm putting your gun and your sniper back on him.
Oh, I did see this guy back here. Nice.
Yeah.
Appreciate it. I just have to play the day right there, baby.
Yes, sir.
Yep.
Huge.
I need... does anyone got more things to repair their armor?
Yeah, I do.
I need a used mine and then I can give them to you.
I got it. I got it. You just need armor. You need helmet and armor.
I don't know. I just don't like it.
Take it up. And right click use.
Why is this so big?
It's the red.
It's still on the floor, I think, Hutch.
Thank you.
I think you can drag the bag onto your bag.
got it. And now should I do what you said to do with like a new armor or is there
probably all of you... No those guys' armors are shit for you. Yours are better still.
They have like blue armor I think so just repair the one you got on. I'm just
gonna take this gun. Hey that was good. Finally, finally, finally, finally we do
something all day long we've been sucking today that was the best play
the day so far for us because the gun is too long yeah the guns are 5x2's so we
have to do is rotate the MK4 so in your bag that gun just click on it and then
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, or a lot of rotate for you and you're good
Marksman on twitch
I left it to leave vest here
H on the pile, let me see it.
Yeah, I think that's when you're good.
This is a good play, but you keep that to yourself.
No, it's not as good, because you're just a hired girl.
Come on, you chicken!
Okay.
Other cool things about this game, you can carry loot and then loot it somewhere else, which is nice.
Why am I 80 out of 80?
Just because I died?
Oh yeah. Unless you're a stinger, you can't kill him on the screen.
You're on one life, so if they fool you again, you're gonna get him. GG.
Swapping back!
I still think there might be a team above. I'm not totally sure, but it sounded like they were fighting when you guys were hit it out.
So, it's possible those guys killed him and then came to challenge you, or there's just another full team above you somewhere.
I
Sort of door open as well. No aggro around it. So I think he's right
Nick I would if I were you it's just gonna use your ult to get up the stairs
Okay, give me one second. Yeah, I
Feel like this res character is really good in situations like that incredible absolutely incredible
Like reckon one tap him off of his box. That's yeah. Yeah
Okay, all right, so knees my alt yeah
Keep on going down the saw
I'm not gonna go back. Yeah
Now let me take leave let me take leave
Yeah, right there. That's a dead body right there
You die you're done so just play my trade yeah keep that mind boy die you're done
could have been a solo that they killed maybe go across
I'm starting to understand this area like I know where to look yeah
Jesus
Good work boys. I think it's a button button. We're out. Well, this is I think this is LG
Do we want to you do we want to do that could the new quest for this update or no?
The last up yeah last opportunity to do it. I mean we don't have to but
Another thing that's different about this game Tim is if I open up the key you can't loot anything inside of this
Yeah, so I'm sitting here. I'm like, why can't I search this yeah
It's the protect loot from whenever you're playing like solo squads and your boys just running in on your key and stealing from you
You mean beat up exactly amazing
I'm like, yeah
was the new thing in there no no we're about to head to it right now yeah you
have those ones go ahead man I don't want them you take those ones all yours
real horns all right let's go the new thing I marked it on the map I can mark
it again we're going right here
I
Mom boys
They'll knock this out
So this is a new quest for this yeah, I've never done this so I don't know what to look for or what we're doing exactly
But this is a good loop
Wait, I was kind of slow
All right, what are we doing for this?
Where's that at, Bartsman?
Looks like it's all the way back.
Just over in construction.
So where we just came from?
Yeah, right up here.
It's that blue, that blue, huh?
Oh, it's beautiful.
Yeah, it's the anti-peanuts stealing anti-peanuts stealing
Which is always nice
But after this after this we are switching over to League of Legions
We're gonna go get some practice in for the AT&T tournament because we all know we're going to carry peanuts bitch ass
Why does it sound like they're fucking hot yeah, what's going on here fucking Smigl, bro
It's not like when you had that add-on turned off for war to warcraft and it's the goblins voices
Oh, that's what we're looking
Open vault. Let's go
I think I got dudes I call dudes that's all mine. Yeah, I called this both you all bring
Didn't like my gooch to my ass. I am alluding everything in there. It's all right. I'm getting a good loot, so be careful of the gas boys
I'm going to get this all of you can't do it all a yeah, so when you open this up
you have 30 seconds to lose any gold piles of the ground if you can
I
But we can all go in there and try right for the
Guys
Yeah, hold it down Nick
I
Just green gold
How do we know we're dying
You gotta get out in the next five seconds.
Oh my gosh. Get out of my way.
I hope you guys are not raising it.
No, what?
So you got to hope you picked the right.
You got to hope you don't like gold stacks, huh?
No.
Yeah, it's a new strategy.
Sometimes you would do a staggy or red out of a gold bar or the heart of Africa or whatever
So let's stop in us from getting full health running back in
It ramps up. I've tried it before too and it starts doing like fucking 20
Careful boys there was some rats out here all this stuff is looted
I
Do piece of shit you get the fuck down there
Okay, oh no
We're good. You cannot heal it like even if I pop your hair there. It's still gonna cook my shit
You have to go up there hit a button to make the game attraction work. Yeah
Well, we've done this like nine times to me
I
People actually pulled reds out of these flight cases. I don't think I've ever pulled red out of one of these
Marksman
Gotcha
the thing of the day where they were fucking us over with challenge rules I'm sure we got a lot more smoke
3.5 out of it
I control where they go
oh shit
it's also a bunch of like
oh, Chuck, kill one, but let me see what you would do then, what would you do?
uh, it's not cool though, I got
oh god
10 seconds and I'll show you around
sure
sure, sure, sure
so like
I'd say someone's pushing her like on her left bro.
I throw some finesse at it right?
Watch your step.
Yeah, a little right left.
On her left I'd be like, yeah.
Hey.
Hey.
I'll follow that up.
Nice.
So the follow-up question is, do you still like that while you do it?
So it's easy to shoot your head.
No, run around there.
Run around and create it out there a couple of times.
Run around and create it out there a couple of times, Nick.
Watch this.
You can get headshot when you're just holding down.
You can down people while they're getting snuck back.
A lot of ways we deal with that chick is use two door trappers.
So like, if you run through a door and they're laying down on the other side of it and they close the door on you, it will not stab you back.
You just, you get snucked on the other side of the door.
They can also knock you and while you're getting pulled back, finish you as your body's getting yanked.
In the area.
Oh my god.
That's harder, that's harder but it's if you're in a straight line you haven't done it.
You got an extra goop for goop.
How about you fucking piss off, huh?
What the blue coin?
How about you piss off?
Fuck you.
I think I'm extracting with like a total of $280.
I lost money shooting my guy.
Oh for sure.
Ready to go learning process
Would you learn today? Let's do team affirmations. Yeah, so no matter
Yeah, what game? Yeah, what's the situation?
It's not even good for fucking one
What the fuck dude? I got one today.
Alright Tim, is there any affirmations? Watch your mouth, okay? That's my affirmation.
My affirmation was, your turn, go ahead.
My affirmation is that my job on this team is to resurrect the first person that dies.
Not a bluff.
And then we're definitely dead.
If I'm dead first.
Are you aware you're saying you're the glitter so what I've decided is I'm the most important part of this team
Okay, that's what I just decided
I would like to thank you for Nick on that
Thank you, thank you my turn I learned that unless I kill literally everyone on the opposing side
We probably aren't making it out of that raid.
Yeah, I learned that too.
Hey, that's defense.
He didn't have a gun, buddy.
Well, how about you stop sucking him off right now, Tim?
Let me have my moment.
That's defense.
Like, he's like, you have to pull it off.
Yeah, you're not wrong.
You're not wrong.
That'll happen.
And with that being said.
Yo, shout out Delta Force.
Yo, shout out Delta Force.
Big Delta Force.
Sponsor of the boys, man.
Thank you.
No, he's a kid, hudge, clock, Nico, surprisingly drag.
I mean, this has been great.
This has been generational.
Nicky, you're a legend, bro.
Without you, it would have been much more difficult than it already was.
Amen.
Drag?
He's a Delta Pro now.
Actually has earnings under his belt.
I'm getting out of here all by myself.
Yeah, we're not gonna be all about that one down so thank you so much. Thank you for that
Tim are you trying to do the trade-ups?
Oh, I think Tim left as well fuck
You see if I can't you know one more upgrade your black site. I think I already did
Hey, please
Please
Please
Don't be asked please
It's actually really good. Wait
Please please just do it. No upgrade upgrade, please. Oh
Oh
It's really nice though, no
Yo, oh my god, it's really nice
What 99.6?
99.6, it's crazy
Yo, wait
Yo, can you guys go tell Tim to suck on my balls?
Oh my god!
Yo!
Bro, imagine.
Brother!
Brother!
I poured a 99!
Fuck off.
99 point six broke off of the 99 point, huh?
That's fucking say that's the best one that we pulled
the last one. The last one.
Oh my god.
I hate you. Thank you. Thank you.
Are you trying to upgrade? What?
Huh? Are you trying to do the
tradeups or no? How many things
I don't know. I don't know how many I forgot
It's up to you. I don't care either way. Oh my gosh 99% are sure on the last spin
I don't even I'm not even sure chat. How do we get there? Does anyone know you know how to do it?
I don't I don't I don't
We don't have to
We want that we won't all right, jeez, bro. Let
You the 99% or we're not even gonna look at it, of course, we're gonna look at it my bad my bad my bad
What is this
Is it bad that I opened it I don't even know what gun it's for is it the K4 it's the K4 right
KC
KC, juice to count, brother, you quite literally haven't been here for all the pain.
So you know what? I'm going to spare you talking shit.
Because you weren't here for all the ones that didn't work out.
Yo, wait a minute, bro.
I hate that it's bronze.
I hate that it's bronze, but it's so clean man
It's so clean
My god, you're different colors do it's purple and blue
What a pull man, what a pull
Is that the highest one I have I think it is what's our vow
What's our vow I don't even know if it's 99
If you go to collections, let me see real quick
Collections, Rifle, let me look at this really quick.
I just want to see Lee S. View.
Look at this, A0001.
Where can I see what percentage this is?
That has to be a 99.9.
Oh, that's, no, that's the float, isn't it?
Oh, it's right here at 001.
Okay.
Damn, bro.
That's insane.
workshop. We want epics and do we just click them? We want the tier, right? We want the
best conditioned ones. Look at this op a 00001. Holy shit. The AWM is crazy. We'll keep
We actually have a couple here.
We actually have a couple here.
Good luck us.
Good luck us.
Six skin.
skin. But not what we want. It's it's it's it's a sick or this is one of the coolest
looking skins I think I've ever seen, but it's not what we want. You know, like the
m 250 we're not going to use. Like I'm sorry I'm not using that shit. Poach uses that.
Maybe poach will say oh my gosh that's crazy cool. That's not crazy cool for me.
two. Good luck to us, please. Again, it's, it's, you know, it's just not what we want.
It's not bad. We're not getting terrible pools here. We're not, but we're not getting
incredible pulls either three short
with three short
you should have enough this is one
two well no we're four short so we don't want to use the the arm the arm is crazy
Do
Press F all three I love you
Why isn't it working out it's not working it is what it is
We open in cases what we were but we have no more coins. So now we're doing upgrades
This is our last one. It's all this is the last one boys the last one
Good luck us man. Good luck us. Where's my arm? Oh there's my arm. All right. Fucking good luck bro. Come on. Epic.
You call it epic bucket epic s low-float incredible skin
It's an elite.
and it has gold with pink, which I don't think is that bad.
It's not what we want.
Why couldn't it have this been the fucking first pull,
the Captain America pull, and elite?
It's actually, dude, I would actually use the shit
out of this if it was elite, with a low flow.
But I think I'm gonna, I'm happy that I have
an elite one, but I think I'm gonna use the one that's not elite over this, right?
Do you use elite over like 99% or no?
I'll take a look at it.
I'll take a look at it.
Oh, bro, this could have been actually so dope.
Look how, look how fucked up it is.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
It hurts.
It hurts to look at.
So what's the difference, what's the difference with the lead on this?
What's the difference?
Just the little kill counter right there?
Yeah, but the lead also changes like the M2 Elite is crazy, bro.
The M2 Elite is pretty nasty.
It's not terrible, but it's just not as good.
Just not as good as Big Dog right here.
Is that the one?
Wait, is it this one?
Wait, which one is it?
Okay, I tell
This
No, this ain't it this isn't it it's the other one I can see the scratches in that one
This one
Yeah with the bronze this one
Yeah, it really is so clean
Wait, it's not this one?
It's not this one?
No, it's this one.
Look how clean it is.
Yeah, this.
Pre-analysis complete. Scanning is about to commence.
Yeah, this.
Not a bad spray either. Like, honestly, the spray's not terrible at all.
I don't mind it, I don't mind it.
Where is the, there it is, this is the new ones.
See this one, this one's nasty.
This is the one we pulled yesterday, the M7 battle rifle.
That one's nasty.
Yeah, that M7 skin's hot.
That M7 skin is some different.
What?
How do I, let me see here.
This is this, a note way, yeah, this is to see.
This one, this is the one, yeah, it has the bronze on it, not the yellow.
See this one, that's all scuffed up?
This one's as clean as it gets.
Damn, a 0-0-6.
So the only thing I have better, I'll show you guys a crazy one.
Look at this one.
Where is it?
This is probably my, this is still my, my favorite one is this.
This one?
No.
What's the, isn't it a, is it an M4? No, it's this. Check this out. This one is just crazy.
That one's nuts.
Yeah, isn't that one dope?
Yeah, dude, unbelievable, unbelievable, this elite, oh dude, this is another kind of nasty
one.
This is the frost one we pulled.
Who's this one?
I was kind of crazy.
That's a bee.
This one's S.
Oh dude, we've opened up so many skins, yeah.
Every time we work with these guys, I just, I bug them.
Like they're probably like, oh my god, this such guy.
How many fucking skins does he need?
I love it.
I love it.
Look at how many.
Look at this.
Look at how many I have.
Look at how many attempts I have made at trying to get it.
Look at how many times I opened it and got shit.
It's actually not bad, the lead A, the blue one.
This is definitely by far the best.
I'm fat.
What's with the iridescent?
I didn't even know that.
Jesus Christ, die.
Yo, club, thank you for the 100.
Yeah, this one's definitely the coolest for sure.
I didn't know this was a iridescent that's cool about its beat to shit
Yeah, thank you so much for the $100 super chat man YouTube check
We get some love in here for the homie coming in with a hundred. I appreciate you bro again a shout out to Delta
Thank you guys so much for sponsoring the stream
Thank you so much. I had a lot of fun chat W's and all the chats W's and all the chats. I appreciate you guys man
Thank you all so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
That was awesome. That was awesome. That was a lot of fun, man. That's a lot of fun
That was a lot of fun man, thank you guys so much
All right
Is the cloaks in them still playing are they just gaming?
are these guys doing they just playing to play
oh they have a full team they're playing with pochi
playing with old pochi makes sense they need to carry I mean I get it I get it I get it
yep it is time it is time we go and we practice gentlemen it is time we go and we practice
Those of you who don't know, AT&T tournament, four weeks long, every Thursday starting last
Thursday was the draft, it's most recent Thursday.
We were picked on Peanuts team, our team is ourselves, Doublelift, Peanuts, Nadeshot,
and Evani.
Evani, not with a Y, it's spelled with a Y, but you don't say Evani, it's Evani.
In case y'all didn't know, I've been yelled at multiple fucking times for that.
But we're in the Delta Force, it's for $200,000 and more importantly, we can give away a shit
ton to charity as well, which is awesome, but we got to perform.
We got to win some MVP's.
Our first year in the tournament, we got seventh, our second year, we got fifteenth.
This year, we will get first.
I'm dedicating myself, we are practicing, we are preparing.
Week one, we are playing Call of Duty.
I refuse. I'm not practicing God. It is what it is. Scum exists.
Chalk it up. No chance there.
Second week is League of Legends. Now that we care about,
that is a crucial game for the squad.
Third week is TXKO. Again,
we're probably fucking chalked there as well.
And our fourth week and our second most important,
It's something I don't really feel like I truly need to grind in.
I think I'm just better than everyone else besides probably Summit and Nadeshot is Counter
Shrek.
Today, the next couple of hours of the stream, we're going to be playing some league.
Now I know a lot of y'all just like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
But you need to lock the fuck in, okay?
And I need to lock in.
And we need to get some practice in.
Alrighty?
That's what we got to do.
That's what we need to do.
That's what needs to happen right now.
We're going to practice some league for, oh my gosh,
we're already in a game, lock in.
Lock in.
We're going to practice some league for a little bit
to end the day.
And we're going to do some things.
No, feel free to help me.
Feel free to help me.
Feel free to backseat.
If you play league, feel free to backseat.
feel free if you don't play league shut up
we're gonna do great
shut up
and buy dl or peanut uh dude i'm gonna be honest i kind of want to play some ranked
Bro can y'all stop swapping me? Oh my god he's playing volley in the top lane that's my pick
I mean that's not my pick if anyone's watching this to try and figure out what I play it's
not what I play not what I play. I play a lot of different things crazy enough basically
any jungler I dominate with. I don't need to do anything. I am versatile. I'm a versatile.
Ooh, Rengar in the jungle. What is this? What is this? What is this? What are we thinking?
Is this a nocturne?
Is this a nocturne or a cane?
Nocturne or cane?
Nocturne or cane?
Viego?
It is where there's nocturne.
I don't know where Viego is.
I couldn't play Viego.
I'm trying to get better at it.
Oh yeah, we're good here. Beautiful.
Vi is good right now? I don't play Vi. I could. Vi is very brain dead champ, but yeah. I watch
such a bouse ff play vi all the time. Learned Zac? Really? You think Zac is the way?
I play Zac.
Zac is OP right now.
No, I tried to play Gragas in the jungle last night. It was like
Yeah, bro. You don't you don't want to know what it was like. It was it was pretty but ugly. I can't lie
Your improvement in this game is awesome. You know, what's funny is a lot of you guys who've been watching me for a long time
Dude, we have we have actually
Come so far and what's cool is this is really I mean I guess we have like bark writers and stuff
But there's very few games where we play and you know, we learn it truly learning it from the first time
And I feel like we've really climbed a little bit
So the double of say yesterday by would be amazing if you got comfortable with her
Did he did he say that does he want me to add by into the rotation? I mean I have enough time to learn by
Me and peanut playing together tonight. Yes, it's me and all the boys. I believe cloaks. He's playing peanuts playing
Drac is playing
Habibi is playing we're gonna be doing gambling with friends on steam
I think that's what we're doing tonight.
Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun. It's gonna be a fun night.
Are your teammates toxic in this? No, my teammates are just...
I don't know if I should say that. Is this...
Do we have AT&T in the title? Oh, yeah. They're very not smart.
Thank you for the 20. Appreciate you, bro.
We got to get used to starting in top side
Summit joining tonight, bro. I'm gonna be honest. I would love for some of the joint
But I feel like summit is very addicted to
Rust right now. Hence I saw a clip of him punching his keyboard after a death on cargo
So I don't think that God could get Summit off of rust at the moment
But some of us starts getting mad at shit, you know, he's locked, you know
But when Summit actually starts getting salty like you know, he's addicted
Oh, I love playing support supports. I always say it's my favorite role my favorite role to play is probably top or mid
But it's just not what we need
I wanna be my lover.
Team player?
No, not a team player.
So let me tell you guys, let me lock you guys in.
A lot of people don't know how the point structure works.
Points aren't just who can win.
It also is per player.
So whenever we're playing, this is more of like a selfish way to look at things,
but it's just we're in a tournament, so it is what it is.
we're playing kills matter and in my opinion in the jungle role that's where I can get
the most kills and I can probably do the best.
One of your level 6, I've powered out the fuck out of that guy.
Oh yeah, there's the Summit Smash clip.
I'm going to go down there and get ready for a potential help with this game or fighting
off their jungler. We'll get scuttle first, then we walk.
Clearway fast boys, clearway fast boys.
I can die right there, or am I yours?
It's okay with Momo getting that.
Pick up one for the AD carry, sure.
We'll take it.
Swim, mean, tenor.
You me, not a new moo.
You me, whatever the hell.
You me, a moo moo, bitch that flies on a carpet in the sky.
I mean, what do you want me to call her?
Fire name?
That just sounds crazy.
Yeah, we want music or no music what do you guys think yeah
darling
nice volley
da-da-da-da
da-da-da-da-daa
yhhh-y-y-y-y
Oh they're gone.
Gotta be careful the jungler will rotate in.
That's a kill I think.
Maybe.
Another re-gank.
I hate that bitch.
this day we kill
Yeah, W knocked should probably get a ward there, please.
I forgot, Devilift says I need to make sure I'm on every drag.
I'm already fucking up on that.
Okay, we're good. He's not there.
I'm doing great right now.
Vali is beating the shit out of that son of a gun.
Coming.
Not good.
They over extend here.
I can kill them maybe.
No.
I can't.
Probably start drag here
Mid lane you're kind of just stuck there win it beautiful nice job, okay, we actually had a game here nice
Drair
Love to see that
Very lackluster
Call me who Dini
Be expected
I don't give the shut down to him not good
just gets out so easy I don't know if I'm gonna waste it on him
10 seconds 7 seconds 6 4 3 2 1
Okay, this out first and then we go beautiful
Okay, we're kind of locked in a little bit. No
All that knock turn is a beast nice, bro
Don't start questioning that nocturne. He's doing the Lord's work over there. I
need to get uh what's it called?
Beautiful.
Gonna go over to his camp, camp, scene, 20 seconds till ult, steal this, and then we
Very good boys.
Please drop on me bro.
I
Da da la la la la
Not bad oh
oh did someone try and fist bump me we're gonna back set up for drag I know
we should full clear but fuck it
That's my
Oh no.
Okay.
Be honest with me.
Is that a play that I ever do or now?
Being that I'm five in one or four now.
Is that a play that I ever do?
Drag up. I feel like that's a terrible play
Okay, luckily the jungler has a speech impediment and we're okay
All this games over bro this game's over games over games over
games over
Now I gotta go clear this. I don't want him taking this.
I think it might be too late. Yeah, it is.
Let it whip.
Hey.
Oh!
can't believe I missed that. I still haven't got my wards. Chat yell at me from now on.
If you see me not grabbing my wards, scream at me, okay?
I'm not my wards but my reveal shit. I don't know what it's called. Just yell at me.
steal this shiiiit
big fight happening down here
I'm looking
No, there's no way that he cleans he cleans he cleans shit
This place disgusts me.
Sweet little terror.
They give it a Viper baby!
Oh, I didn't grab a control ward and I just spawned that in on accident.
Okay, that's what I get.
I said you carry beautiful hey you live like this beautiful 40 seconds
20 seconds, we steal this and then we go.
Easy.
Don't like how to really get kills, okay.
Got it, mouse!
Yes, sir, mouse!
The honest chat, how am I doing, 1 out of 10?
One mistake so far, and that was the gank in the bot lane.
Damn, I didn't know she could launch over shit like that.
4.7, really?
I thought W is for attack speed, 45% attack speed.
Or is that, do I not have to activate W for that?
I thought you had to activate W for that.
Oh, it's a passive. Oh man, I'm stupid.
I thought that's what I've had to start doing on this.
Good to know, thank you.
That's what I'm talking about. I need to know that shit, man.
Oh, it's if it blocks his spell. Got it.
Do I need to start using that when...
like...
they're about to start hitting me.
I need to use that not whenever I initially engage
During cattle would be really good. Okay, I got it
I have a really big lead right now I should be just fighting or in their jungle and only jungle
I'm lucky.
I'm not sure what's going on.
You know what?
I'm not sure what's going on.
Very good.
Oh, where are they?
Hey, can two first game?
I'm not sure.
Beach.
Beach.
You didn't last hit the in him.
That's what bugs you.
Our team was kind of absolutely stacked that game.
So I have a question.
What should we be playing?
What should I practice?
I feel like Nocturne, like yeah, we can practice W-ing spells, get the hell out of here, club
with a five gifted cyberjump with the fiverr.
I appreciate y'all, man.
No, not games, chat.
Only jungle.
Only jungle.
We're going to be playing jungle in the tournament.
No, I'm not playing Rammus.
Yeah, I think we should go okay.
Listen, if a Zach angle presents itself, we'll play Zach, yeah?
I'm not staring at the wall.
Get your back down off the floor.
Tell me.
Zack is horrible.
Yo, I need to pee so bad.
One moment.
It'll take me two seconds to pee and I don't want to get a timer.
One second.
So tell me why I'm looking at my tweet from this morning because I got a notification
that like one of my streaming buddies liked it and I see a guy named Chris Brooks responded
with your fat and dumb that's it for what the f**k
get down on it bam bam bam
We need CC, guys, I can promise you, and Mumu is getting banned every game.
Because we're banning Mumu when we play Ludwig's team, 100%.
And I highly doubt any team's gonna not ban Mumu.
Yes, I've played a lot of Kane.
Kane is definitely, red Kane is definitely an angle as well.
I played Lee Sin as well. I'm not good at it though. I played Silas. No, Jager, we need
CC for Doublelift. That is the general consensus of what we're doing is we are playing something
in the jungle with CC, that will help the team. That is like the whole mindset.
Lock in for a second, turn the music off. So what we got? We got a volley, which is my
best jungler. We have Nocturne. We have Kane. We have Zac, which is, I don't play much
is that but just let's what let's let's watch him pick let's watch him pick first
let's let's see what we do his best right now we got absolutely zero absolutely
Zero tank they have warwick
Warwick band ye for sure
I don't hate Kane here I
Do not hate Kane at all stun the cat stun the warwick
Volley in the warwick is fucking brutal
Yeah, but it counters counters Warwick or counters you early
What do you guys think right now I
Like to be a go. I'm not good at it, but I'll practice it
need AP what's a good AP champ what's a good AP champ hurry AP
Zach.
Well, let's try this out.
Try this out.
Diana.
I don't play Diana I don't I don't I'm gonna be honest. I don't really play Zach, but I'm willing to crack it
And it's a dumb enough champ, but I think I can do something with it
Oh seven
You can't say hey listen. We got one rule here. We don't say oh seven until after it's oh sevens
Count ten dollars on the porch right by this old bag with a big arch in it big dirt
You son of a bitch. That's my big arch
Cyber, thank you for the two gifted
Hmm really it's an emacs it is an emacs. Oh, yeah, because it's a slingshot
Okay, not the hardest champ to learn
Yeah, pick up blobs for heels even while I'm fighting utilize my slingshot and grab two
motherfuckers and slamming them against each other if I can't grab two motherfuckers and
slam them against each other I grab that motherfucker and a minion or anything that
is close a grandma a stroller a pack of gum anything that's close and I slam that
motherfucker into it. Easy enough. A lady. Amen. Yeah, you know, there is an illegal
legends mobile. Yeah. And I was peak addiction. I played it a little bit. I can't lie. Aguba
ain't gonna lie to you.
Sejuani?
Summit plays Sejuani, and to be honest with you, I don't want anything to do with her.
It's not my type of thing, I don't really like it too much.
shot a pig goaded well my midlanders either gonna be really good or absolute
ass it's typically my experience with the old yone I don't hate my comp I do
it I'm gonna be real Klan's fucking ass this season I don't know why people are
of my Klan unless she gets absolutely huge and then it's problem music
I can really use a snack right here.
I just put two points in a whoopsies I kind of blanked out there sorry about that
shit
pod that warwick clear is crazy
warwick is going to come straight to you boss
please give me my level 4
keep for sure grab this
Yeah, yeah, there is
No way.
I would love for you to help even though I called for it twice already.
You know, it's almost like I spammed the ping, you know?
It's almost like it.
It's almost like I pinged four times, huh?
It's almost like that.
It's almost like I pinged four times.
I mean, maybe I'm crazy.
I should have smited, but it was on one second.
Can't just teleport to me. Hey, I literally walked past him. What are you talking about?
Listen, it's like it is worth it. I shouldn't have taken that fight. I should have done. It's my bad.
I'm not a squishy as I look.
No my fucking crazy right now or is my team not care about me
Yeah, all right. Hey, we're gonna make the executive decision. We're not ganking anyone
else the rest of the game. We're not ganking anyone else the rest of the game. It is what
it is. We're in one of those lobbies. Our teammates don't care. We're not ganking anyone
else the rest of the game. It is what it is. Top is an island and I will not be traveling
there again. Good luck, brother. Good luck.
Is that a crazy gank?
Was that my fault?
Yeah, you think I'm coming down there?
You guys are fucking nuts.
Although 80, I guess there's anyone
who hasn't fucked me as the AD carry in the sport.
I'm on Ward.
Feels bad.
Just another day on the job.
Those guys kind of insane.
I'm not going there.
Love that Ward.
So let me let me ask you this in this situation should I have roamed over there with that
information or is that just like good to know.
definitely not ok cool
ah shit
Fuck it alive, stop feeling pretty one right now.
Stop feeling very one right now.
We're losing the top lane.
We're losing in bot.
Are we losing in bot or even in bot?
At least we have ult now
Mmm. I really don't want to go down there. I mean maybe I go take a look
look he's there this guy's helped like later bro have a good time down there
I find out I'm there, man
But it feel good does it huh your fucking bitch
But it feel good does it your fucking bitch
I
Love that from here
Oh
be all right oh hold on guys it's what I believe they're now
I
Have a big dog
Devil big dog
Everybody's a critic
I'd like to see I just can't I just can't look right now not high enough health and
There you go, buy items and then maybe come back.
Oh, I- FUCK!
Can we look?
Yeah, that's mine all day.
Thank you.
I'm starting to get up there a little bit
Trying to get up there a little bit.
I just don't think I can kill this guy.
My top lane is said fuck his lane, which means I don't want to be there.
Up there is just something else you can get at, you got to stop this guy soon.
I'm trying chat. I'm fucking trying boys. I'm trying my hardest boss awesome try my hardest boss
Try my hardest. We're gonna build for this guy
I'm trying my hardest boss. I don't know if it's gonna be enough boss, but I I really ain't trying my hardest boss
Oh, there's just no way.
Oh, maybe.
Jesus. Rocketboots. I have Rocketboots. I have Rocketboots. What am I doing?
Yeah, I know. Pass the blobs on the ground. I know, I know, I know.
I'm just not doing it. I know it exists. I'm just stupid.
I don't think this is one boss.
I don't think, I don't think we got a chance chat.
Two in six, one in five.
I think this might be lost.
Maybe I was playing a champ that I actually like play a lot this would be better
They haven't gotten a singular objective either
Got 40 seconds, and I just smited so I don't have a smite for drag. Oh, it's chock boys. GG's
Someone in chat said, how'd you got a smite?
And now here I am smiling when I don't need a smite.
Oh my goodness gracious.
It's over.
It's over.
You got to take the fight.
good hook, fantastic hook
Oh
Holy
Okay, honestly hold on
hold on here Chad do you are you seeing the light a little bit are you seeing a
I like this a little bit
oh yeah, yeah, yeah
The light the light is fading. The light is fading
the light is fading look around it there
I'll be back the light is gone you think so I'll let that if they want it I don't
I don't think they're gonna take it though.
They never do.
Never surrender.
You think we're better off from the home?
This bitch doing.
How's it going?
An ally has been slain.
You think we're better off from the home?
You think we're better off from the home?
This bitch doing.
How's it going?
An ally has been slain.
Yeah good bait we'll take that we'll take that we'll take that we'll take that all day
all day all day hold on we're doing things right now we're doing things right now hold
Hold on a little bit!
Hold on!
Back it up, Terry.
Back it up, Terry. Fuck him.
He's what it is.
I
Get up carry back it up back it up
Hi, you'll smell I'm on the Emma audio senior
Adios.
Smell your letter.
You're gonna drag up a 59.
Very important drag.
Very important drag, gentlemen.
Oh my god, he's stealing everything I love.
my old didn't go
I lights out you ain't lying bro fuck shit in the bag freeze it beat the shit out of
with a dammit! I bet y'all in fat IRL I said it I don't I'm sorry I should have
said that I'm sorry my you don't like it mad boss we go for the steal yes yes
holy shit you absolute pussies goodness I've never seen a team bitch more my god
At least do it silently like me to thousands of people when they would you can't hear you
goodness
Yeah, baby
Oh, yeah all day all day all day gentlemen all day
Oh, oh, oh, okay. All right. Hey, yo, and you're doing great
Maybe when our entire team is up, maybe the Katelyn doesn't push mid!
Maybe the top lane doesn't split push!
Great play Katelyn.
Honestly, how you aren't a higher rank shocks me.
You're one of the greatest League of Legends players.
legend players to ever exist. Playing with you is an honor and a privilege.
I should get a suit fuck I didn't buy
Bye!
Sink to me!
Where's the heavenhide?
How did they end up?
And we did this for the mirage!
Here we are!
He did it right, he did it right!
Oh fuck off!
For this, we can't let him get away with this!
Got a team full of pussies!
I made Ben, but I don't for it.
My team is losing the box.
Oh they're on that.
They're on that.
I just, I just smited.
They're on that.
I just smited.
Oh.
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I'm going for the steal. It is what it is.
Oh, she's camping it.
I jump over?
Yo, how long does this- oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Later again, guys.
Have a good time.
Have a good time over there.
It's all fucked.
It's shocked.
It's all shocked.
Can we surrender, please?
you guys fucking suck I want you to know if I saw you in a Walgreens and you
dropped a fruit roll-up on the ground I'd pick it up I'd put in the freezer
wait 45 minutes and then slap the paste out of your mouth with it I hate
all of you this team sucks this is a prison I'll put it bullshit and the
god see this sucks cable dicks oh now that he's gonna take it now he's gonna
take it fuck you I'm out of here again everybody fuck everybody go back to my
farm where it's safe I'm growing corn over here growing corn I'm growing wheat
safe over here but I'm not bothered well oh sweet heaven's you motherfucker
get out of here get away from me good job Caitlin don't worry they were on the
other side of the wall I don't know where you're running to Caitlin they were on
the other side of fucking wall you run to another place let me switch maps go
play arena but even walking towards you you're already turned around sprinting
in the opposite direction
Oh, good job guys, A!
We can win a 5v1!
We can win an A!
We can win a 5v1!
Great job team!
You fucking cock suckers!
Oh, yep, yep, we're about to run it down our throat, gentlemen.
Oh, I'm stuck in a...
Fuck you!
Oh!
Fuck you!
Yeah, go ahead, try and kill me!
Kill him, Turrets! Ah, shit.
Best team I've ever had GG's guys keep playing the game
Don't stay close. Hey, can we ban whoever just said close can we ban them, please?
Turn the music off damn it
This is my first time I had it. Oh my god. I had a toppling that did 9,000 damage
9,000 damage
What all is wrong with you? You went 1 in 9 with the 9,000 damage
What is wrong with you?
What is what is it? Are you a Rubik's Cube of problems?
Are you having fun ban that guy who asked that question I'm gonna lose it
I felt like I was as useful as a wet paper towel.
I felt like I was as useful.
Get me back in there.
I was as useless as a poopy flavored lollipop.
Zack is utility.
Your mom's utility.
I didn't mean that.
I'm lashing.
I'm sorry.
say sorry to that guy that's on me and I'm that's my bad my that's my fault sorry
about I'm sorry it that was too far that was way too far you didn't deserve
that you didn't deserve that and I'm sorry for saying it we lock it back in
this wins for you all right and if I lose I don't know what I'm gonna do if
I lose but if I win it's for you hutch are you hungry I am a little
I'm a little parched, I'm a little parched, I'm a little parched, damn pro.
That was a tragedy, everything about that game was a tragedy.
Like at no point did I feel good about what was going on.
At no point, that whole, that whole time was hell.
It caught a Darius mid against the Lux.
Oh my gosh, a Darius mid?
How long are we doing?
It works.
We have a brand to AD carry, oh my, oh, yo, this is a yee game.
Is it not?
This is a yee or a cane game.
Kane, you're Kane, you're Kane, you're Kane.
Which one?
Yee.
I need to practice Kane actually.
I need to practice Kane.
I don't need to practice Yee, I need to practice Kane.
Kane's an actual pick I could do in the tournament.
If they just, here's the thing,
I know Ludwig is for sure,
because he's done it before,
gonna target man in the fucking shit out of me.
So I need to be as versatile with my picks as possible.
I need to play a hundred different junglers with CCs.
Yee, there's just a, like, they would have to target five stack ban me.
In order for me to have to play Yee.
Which is not gonna happen, it's not a real world.
We already have Darius and we have a singe that was locked in, I don't want to play Voli.
Chat, I, I, boys, boys, boys.
There is not a world that exists that me and you are living and breathing that they're not going to ban a moomoo off the rip, gentlemen.
I hear ya, I think it's not a terrible shout, but that's not a world we're living in. A moomoo is getting sauced.
Play Udyr? Yeah. You gotta have an IQ over 7 to play Udyr. And brother, I'm 4.5, okay?
Alright let's be real with ourselves here. We're gonna have to have a little tough
Lovey internally. Oh my gosh my Darius wards their jungle
Wait, do I go in thief maybe who should I obey I go thief after this I go thief
Too late right now I'm already here I could though
nah fuck it we're just gonna keep it nice and simple nice and simple jack
nice and simple jack oh my god
might be an early gank angle
early gank no yay
No.
Oh nice Darius you have no health against the Lux that was locked in before you?
That's crazy.
Who would have ever thought that locking in a Darius after a Lux mid lane was a bad idea?
I don't know man.
Take it.
Oh I'm feeding.
Take that.
Any exchange, any trade is good with Kane.
Every trade means that we're that much closer to the red buff.
Burning Flash?
Probably not the best of ideas, buck.
But!
Not a terrible idea either.
Oh!
Little bit of help!
Little bit of help!
Little bit of help!
Little bit of help!
Oh my god, she misses.
Take it, it's all yours.
F*** the f***
Go get the other Scuttle
yo do I do it do I do I just say fuck fuck my mid laner do I do it yeah dude
that was coming I yeah I'm I couldn't resist I'm a scumbag and I'm sorry for
that I'm sorry don't worry I'll carry looking oh my god he's dead maybe not
I
Sorry
I'm trying my best to win this game.
I
Singes the last of my worries
Gotta hold smite
Oh, I canceled it.
Eddie carry supports there so unless he's soloing it we should be okay.
be very okay here we'll check it on this go possible gank here actually there he is looking
looks ok
BAM!
Alright there you carry, I want you to know you can lick my whole sack.
From Gooch?
From butt hole to Gooch to sack, bitch!
You fuckin' asshole!
I missed! I missed! Ohhhhh! Later, bitch! Yeah, W chase, man. W chase. Nice job.
is this a blue cane game I know we wanted to practice red cane but is this a blue cane
angle oh Shiza
always red okay so I have a question why did I go blue this
game why did I why did the game elect me to get blue first? I should have backed.
Is there a world where I just go straight there?
one
over one
I'm putting a high-speed weapon.
Woohoo!
Smell of trash in the water.
You're reminded.
Ah!
Ah!
We're here.
please come get some graves please come get some you don't want none bitch
oh baby coming I am on my way brother
back up was it is a bully angle I don't think he's done this at he has shit right here
get red we come back
Oh red no I picked blue no I picked red whoo
I picked blue fuck shit I waited all this time to pick the wrong one
It's what it is!
No, not this song! Jesus! Looking! Looking! Looking! Don't worry, I'll change it shortly.
Next! I'm trying to fuck!
Yeeah!
Looking.
Nothing. Yes!
I
Only have a friend I've missed my W is or it is
You! You got what I need! Just a friend! Baby you! You got what I need! This game's over,
Fucking massive voice
We got zero slows
One of the guys was kind of massive right now. Makes me nervous. We have ult up, we
can go pick up five of them to see where we're at. He definitely ulted.
These days we kill I think
Guys backing
Whoopsies probably shouldn't have smited that but he's not here. So let's go take this
you you got what I need
well hey oh hey oh back it up Terry back it up don't ever verse Terry
I miss oh no no stupid I should never went over there I should never went over
there how stupid sorry sorry my bet my bet hey I deserve the question mark I
deserve it I deserve it that's my bet worst part is you know the worst part
about all that I'm pretty sure that my teammate
wait who's blaming me who got four for for Darius oh I thought they were
Meaning on me. I'm about to be pissed hold on lock in for a second. I don't want to lose this
I'm coming gentlemen. I'm coming
I'm coming
He is absolutely fed to shit boys
He is fed to the moon eight kills. Are you shitting me? Oh
Singed what are we doing bud?
Six eight what you died six fucking times
I don't know if we can beat that me. I guess you just get dragon build for him
Luckily he's the only person on their team worth a shit. He's back in great. We do this right now right when it comes up
We're doing this everyone here
Everybody please come here boys. Oh my god, man
Order Kaiser was coming not good
Since keep them off of it please
Oh, sweet heavens.
Beautiful.
Oh, is he cut?
Okay, he killed me.
Okay, he can't believe he can't believe
Yeah, go over here
I think he's here doing this and we're gonna get a free kill hopefully
Nope we have time for this
You gotta be careful that old bro, I do not want to be on the other side of that shit
Holy shit.
We full clear here now.
We full clear here, yeah?
whole clear okay. I see her. I see her bitch ass.
I'm doing great.
Let's get back on.
Oh.
Yeah.
We go...
Wait, this is...
No.
No, we're gonna do damage.
Fuck that pussy shit.
Let's go.
We go top lane, drop this.
Doing great.
Still don't have, uh, what's it called yet though.
still not use of my butt fuck a reveal shit oh my god kill me
to let him take this regularly
we get that there we take this
oh shit balls come out got someone coming here Darius Darius
not good
now we get off of this we get off of this we get off of this we get off of
this back it up Terry
Yeah, there they come.
I got up, Terry.
Bad call by me.
And they killed my fucking what's it called to.
Terrible call by your boys.
I just trying to fuck and I do not want to partake
14 seconds
There's no way we lost that right?
I don't know, maybe worth?
Ah, Darius is just nowhere to be found.
So, so there, instead of killing the jungler, I should have just got position to, I should have just stayed in position to steal, huh?
Yeah.
Wait a second, Darius is kind of fucking huge, huh?
Take that, we got Baron.
Oh my gosh, my Therias is 10-6.
I didn't even know that.
There he is, you piece of shit. Get over here you fat ass. No, stop! Oh my god, oh my
Oh my god.
Coming.
Here we go the Baron!
Please!
Everybody get to the Baron for the love of god!
I just want to kill this purple penis so bad oh shit balls I'm gonna die I'm gonna die
oh sweet god do the damage boys do the damage thank you love that love that about you love
everything about you. Kill that shit. I kill her in six seconds. Back it up Terry. Back
Oh, yep. Oh, I'm looking. Looking gang. I'm down with it. I have to fight this.
Flash bitch
Oh, you're lucky
Yeah
please
at that the objective
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Game hell of a game. All right. Let me ask get a goop. I asked a question
Pain is solid. No
No, I can't believe I saw no
Really?
Well, at least, hey, at least you all know I got it in my pocket like a glock, you know?
I got it in my pocket like a Glock.
Who did it just once?
No, I'm not playing that horned psychopath.
I don't know how to play it.
I'm terrible!
Briar?
Whoever just said, Garen, Jungle, go take your meds, okay?
Please, do us all a favor and go take your meds,
you're being a schizophrenic.
Alrighty?
Please, God.
Jesus, what does this?
Yo, one of the best legal legend clips of all time.
I love this guy, I'ma be honest, if I ever saw a bouse IRL, I don't care that he doesn't
know me, I'd give him a hug.
Maybe even give him a smooch on the cheek, I'm just being honest, I love him.
I'd die for bouse.
I am, what a bouse called, oh my God, where's support, what the fuck just happened?
Hey, hey, hey, you know what they say?
You know what they say?
They talk about my hooks.
They talk. First off, if you play Mel, fuck you.
Mel is the worst champ in all of the games.
Any Mel player I've ever met, I haven't liked.
Mel is for Satan and Satan only.
Mel is a piece of shit, okay?
I hate Mel.
She brings me nothing but pain.
I have never left playing against or with a Mel
and felt good.
If she's on my team, she's useless.
If she's on the other team, she's Chris Kyle, okay?
I don't like mail.
Now, with that being said, we're picking Nautilus.
Lock in.
You're about to see the greatest hook champ
you have ever seen in your entire life.
After this game, you're going to say, touch.
Touch.
Why don't you play support for Doublelift?
Ah, stop it, Jeff.
Don't say that.
I'm a jungler.
But I'm going to show you that your boy got a hook on him.
I'm telling you game one is next, not the Thursday coming up, but the next week.
First Thursday is Call of Duty, or I like to call it Call of Booty.
Is what it is.
Is what it is.
My wife's not feeding me today.
Add to she hate me you think
Yeah, you think so I think she's finally like all the times I've
Yelled for her to get me food and drinks and snacks and food
I think it's finally got to the point where she just doesn't fuck with me anymore
No hook GGs or no not no hook no skin. What's the best note of the skin? I'll buy it right now
What's the best one?
This one looks cool.
Fright Night Nautilus?
Astro?
Cosmic Paladin?
I don't see Astro.
Oh, right here.
Done deal.
Churchist.
We're locked in.
Y'all thought I wasn't going to buy Nautilus skin?
You're on crack.
If you saw the amount of skins I have and how bad I am, you'd wonder what I
was doing with my life. Are you on crack right now? Potentially. I didn't pick my- oh yeah I did, I'm good.
I said I texted food but instead it said good question mark. She said I'm doing fine yeah.
No, I don't care how you do it. I'm a hungry woman.
Dammit.
Hey, prepare.
Prepare for what you're about to see.
What's my itikari?
Oh my god, lock in.
Oh my god, lock in.
Try this double XP still a thing after I absolutely sauced these guys with this hook that's still a thing
Fuck you bitch
Maybe that ignite was a little early.
Yeah, what's up, pussy?
You ain't backin'? You ain't backin'?
What do you think you're backin' to? What do you think you're backin'?
Turn up, Samara. Turn up.
Oh, please, God, turn up. Please, God, turn up.
I found a three there. Yeah! Worth? Kind of? Maybe? Is that worth?
Yo, Warwick, are you a piece of shit? Oh, yeah, baby. Oh all day. Oh, yeah, we're good. We're so good. We're so good
What a dumbass. What a dumbass.
If the Omega lasted these guys then we freeze wave.
I'm not even going to take any farm.
I'm going to go E here.
probably should have went W for this comp but...
walking
just gonna bully him off until his uh...
until his support comes
you're not allowed to walk back up in the lane bitch
doing great Samir
yeah yeah baby
Yeah
Just to be a little bit lower health for me to uh or he does he has to be great dodge
Oh
Don't walk up, don't walk up!
You'll catch a hook to the jawline, don't walk up!
all day oh yeah we're diving this Samir we're diving this careful Warwick
I'm walking the jungle just so I can hook that bitch off of her.
We back.
We back.
Wow!
We're not missing hooks, baby!
We are not missing- Hey, rap!
Yo, jam me up.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
What is that called what is that what is this celestial
No, that's not it damn it. Oh shit balls. What's the one devil if told me to build
What's the one devil if told me to build what is it called hurry panic
Fucking panic
That's what that's coming about the right thing, please
Okay
Hey, let me see the vibe check vibe check my oh, yeah vibe check, baby
I-Y-Y-O-
Shit, I'm getting my titties waxed
Huh, you thought I only had a hook?
Well you thought I only had a hook?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
You thought!
I'll flash and stuff your bitch ass for my 80 carry. I don't care
We're gonna take you 80 carry as well too
Did he quit? Did he quit? I think he quit. I think the other 80 carry quit. No, there he is
Don't walk up Jin don't walk up. I'll jerk you by the collar. Don't walk up
don't walk up don't walk up fool don't don't make me do it to you again for the
nice time don't don't make me do it again music down just a little bit it's
kind of screaming in my ear
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Guys, I'm not missing the hooks. I'm not missing the hooks. I'm just not
I'm not missing the hooks. I'm not they can't play the game
They can't what's going on. I don't know. He's hooking the fucking shit out of me me, too
What do we do? I don't know I don't know what we do. I don't know what we do. I
I don't know pink wards listen at my 80 carry six and one you're a pink ward
listen I do whatever I want oh now I have all dude these guys are done for
these guys these guys it's over I should have bought a what's it called though
What's the Eta on this?
Oh yeah, oh they're in shambles.
Support has left the bot lane.
I repeat, the support has left the bot lane.
Oh my god baby.
ha ha ha! what are you doing?! Yeaaaaaayayaay아뼈야야야아 Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not
maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Right here right here right here right here
right here. Yeah! Yes sir! I got up Terry. I got up Terry. Oh she's going. Oh she's
going. These gobs I hook. Yes! Don't come near my lane! One last hook and a dream.
One last hook in a dream!
Oh-
Ahem!
Tch!
Eeeh!
Let me just ask, am I the best knot you have ever had?
Question mark?
Let's see the vibes, see the vibes.
Take a look at the chat, everyone stare at the chat, see what she says.
up there I'll take it top 10 not in Africa wait what yo is Africa is
African League competitive be honest oh you guys are fucking dead bro you're
fucking dad buddy
I got up Terry
and now I have been slain.
Fucking stupid demons.
Just stop coming to the lane!
Please! I don't want to keep doing it!
I don't! I want you guys to live!
I want you to have fun just don't come over here. I'm gonna have to kill you
Please I'm begging you. I'm tired of having to do this to you man
Don't play the game go top lane mid lane stay in your jungle
But what lane is not the lane you want to be in it's not it ain't it
I haven't even used wait. I'm hold on. I think I bought the wrong thing shit
Fuck. Team shield, that's what I want. We buy that next.
Hey, let's wait for our little shawty. Hey, let's wait for our 12-in-1 shawty.
Hey, come on. Let's go. Let's go.
It's not TBH. What?
Going
You just haven't learned man, they just they just don't they refuse to learn they refuse to learn guys. I've taught them
100 times already. I'm going I'm going they're running they're running
whether you're not getting out of here you're not I don't care I don't care oh
oh shit
Oh, yeah, you're you're cooked buddy. You're cooked. You're cooked. You're cooked. I'm sorry. I'll get him off you run
Run for your life, I'll die for you. I'll wait I had a shut down. Oh my god, I have
Yo, hey, I I bitch that brand though hear me out. I may have died but that brand
That brand just got hold
Straight up tell me I'm wrong
Hold
Yeah, I might have died but that brand knows he's not safe
I'm coming big dog
I'm coming big dog. Don't die now
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming you dumb motherfucker
Wait for my jungler or my adc. Yep. Here she is go ahead baby eat up
Come on dude, you're not making it out of this
Plus you
I'll tower dive you too, Darius.
I don't care.
Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't stay in lane for any more. I wouldn't stay in lane any more
Beautiful, put on brand, miss, W, E, slow him down, and clear this we kill.
I got up Terry not where the warwick's coming in he's pissed
warwick's coming he's pissed girl
we'll kill him again if he comes up too far hey that much right now
a little trip.
Yo, be honest, top 10.
Not unless you've ever seen, be honest.
Don't lie to me.
Don't juice me up.
But if it's gonna say, if you're gonna say no, then just
say yes. Oh baby. Oh baby. Boys, boys, did you forget what happened in life? Did you?
No, get off my, get off, get off of her. Stay right here girl. I got you, I got you.
I mean it, I mean it!
Thankin', thankin'!
Alright, get out of there.
Oh, don't worry boys.
He ain't gonna be able to walk in here without us seeing him.
I can promise you that.
Eeeeeeeewww!
Hope I see you, I see you girl.
I see you I see you I see you I see you I see you I'm here I'm here I'm here
I'm waiting for you
come back up and try and hit her again to see what happens they call me a
discord mod. Alright? You better not come back up here.
YUP! YUP! Did you see that ult? Did you see that hook? Are you seeing it? Are you watching with your eyes?
Thank you, baby. Thank you so much. No, you
Oh, I miss quick
Bag it up, bag it up, bag it up, bag it up, we pull back, we pull back, we pull back,
we pull back, get out of there woman.
And I have food, oh my god.
Oh I left her, no!
I'm coming!
Yeah, I know use my lock it. I'm gonna be honest. I was just watching her health fuck the whole team
She's in 21 and one no one else matters
Nobody else matters
What more could you want what more could you want
Come on man I'm gonna say something playing this game sober is a lot easier 29 29 assists
29.
You know what I mean?
Wait she called me the goat?
Really?
Did she say I was the goat?
Yo why did I get double XP by the way?
happen it's not challenger though hey how about you shut up it's got them
I hate that bitch Diana Diana can die I mean that
My wife texts me sorry chef I bet you are just withering away
Okay, okay
Okay, okay. Oh, hmm. What do you want? She meant by that?
Yo, Jeff. Am I crazy for wanting to play League all day tomorrow?
I mean this touch I mean this in the nicest way possible you are the fattest streamer
I've ever seen some may have more weight on their bones but you have more girth to your
body than I have ever seen before.
Mods, are we gonna do our job?
You know?
I don't even know what that means.
I'm not fat, but I'm girthy.
What?
What does that mean?
Yo, what do we play here?
Volleybear angle, no?
Volleybear or Yeez Band?
Do we go Kane, Red Kane or Volley?
I have to practice some Volley, I think.
How do we go Volley?
We haven't practiced it yet today.
Let's get some baldy practice chat. Hey, I get some W's in here for no one other than you guys. Thank y'all so much
Everyone for helping me. Truly. It means a lot. Listen. I usually don't do the best in these AT&T tournaments
I'm trying to change that this year, but I appreciate everybody being here and giving me some shouts during these games
Actual legends truly, but thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you guys appreciate y'all man. Truly. Thank you. Yo XR thank you
so much for the dinner and in prambo thank you for the tin gifted man. Stack thank you
for the 200 biddies. Hey Nautilus what champ you gonna play? I love playing Nautilus
If I were to climb tomorrow and we didn't have an AT&T tournament coming up, I'd play
naughty.
I love playing support.
It's a lot of fun.
But it's also fun when you don't have a skit so 80 carry, like most of my games by 80 carry
is on the absolute border of writing a note, you know, and it's really hard to play
with somebody who's that close. You know what I'm saying? Like I hit one hook that they don't
agree with and they're already quitting the game. I don't know man I just like things in my mouth I don't.
Thank you. I know. Damn! Is that thing legal?
I think right you're back yo chair. Thank you for the 25 gifts. I appreciate you
Lock him.
mid laner. He also playing against the Vax so...
Yeah, as Bali is my main, yeah, in the jungle that is, at least.
When I climbed to gold one, this is what I played, also what I played in the last AT&T
tournament.
Possibly here.
And when I say climb to gold one you guys are thinking I'm sitting there with sweat dripping off of my nose
I'm sitting there with like my fourth thing of wellers and diet coke
Close to his hammered and illiterate as possible barely able to figure out what to do, you know
No, what the fuck
No way I hit Dominion that's a kill bro fuck what happened why did I auto hit minion there
Is that like a thing I didn't even click Dominion
Bug bug what a play thank you thank you so much after you finish typing that can you
uh you know punch yourself in the face in game of course in game
She kill she did it
I guess I did slow down pretty bad whenever I was hitting that
You'd have walked up if you was here, I think we get the scuttle here.
Not bad, good start, next song, let's start vibing.
Eh, I don't know about this one.
I'm looking here I don't know why I put a point in W. That's my bad.
over stand here night I don't really understand that that died I don't that
died doesn't make much sense to me maybe he thought he was gonna kill I don't
know I was an insane dive I don't think I follow that up next time I actually
can't believe I didn't kill either all they're doing good though oh she's over
extending like a motherfucker to tough deaths early
kinda throwing a little bit here kinda throwing a lot of bit here
kill up a little bit
alright we're okay we just gotta hope it doesn't ult or we're fucking cooked
Yeah, I think my AD carry walked back, which I mean, I get it, I was kind of being very
aggressive.
No close, we're good.
Oh close, we're good.
Need to farm for a little bit, we're gonna get dragged.
Right now
We're just not in the position for drag no I
Didn't take my old fuck
There's a reason why I'm here
There's a reason why I'm here
There's a reason why I'm here
There's a reason why I'm here. It is what it is. Oh my god, sweet Jesus almighty above
Oh sweet god bless
Don't talk to me don't talk to me don't talk to me is what it is all we could have dove
All they's not going good
I want no one else getting this try this again
He's ready to ult if he jumps on me, which I don't think he's going to.
I've been taking a lot of tower damage over there.
I don't know why I'm so...
I'm like trying to attack him so close to tower.
Don't know why
Back after this clear
I'll tell you this much the mid laner better fill the love from it even though I did get her killed on
Mmm, that's not good.
That's not good.
Shit.
Oh, is she gonna be pissed about that one?
Mmm.
Yeah, she's gonna be pissed about that one.
Yeah, what it is.
Yeah, what it is.
We're not big enough to want me to, yeah?
Oh, you piece of shit.
maybe maybe should have went for scuttle here so we actually had a full buy kind of a waste
of a back a little bit we're gonna have to back again fuck me we're okay honestly even
Even though every lane is losing terribly besides our top lane, we're okay.
And I said, ooooh.
Vex is set fuck it Vex is set fuck it. I'm partially to blame for that.
Oh my god, he's so quick.
Oh I used everything.
used actually everything oh my gosh we clear that after we heal oh no he's
waiting for me in my own jungle really oh it's bad it's really bad
Hey that ain't good!
Listen here's why I'm not freaking out.
There's a champ I can bring back on us, Molly.
I gotta keep on keeping on. Honestly, before that kill, we were somewhat ahead of this guy, so we're okay.
Looking bot.
We just need one of these ganks to go our way, man.
Truly.
Oh, he's there.
we just don't have enough juice man we don't have enough juice we don't have
enough juice we just don't no way that hits me bro oh my god my support's
actually blind oh dude so bad it's so bad bro I was not fast enough I'm not fast
enough I'm not fast enough I don't know where to go maybe we favor top just only
game top lane from that one I think our support maybe potentially legally
blind play around that noted clear back prepare for drag prepare for the steel of
the century. If we can steal this drag, we're honestly not terribly off. Trust.
Possible gank? Do I gank this or no? No, I don't.
Oh my god, where's our A carry?
I'm going for it.
Not a good idea.
Not a good idea.
a good idea. I didn't think he was here. God bless bro, it's such a horrible situation
over here. Tell me you died for it. Oh dude, and the jungler's coming man. Oh bro, it's
fucking over man it's over it's over it's over yeah I'll take the ff it is what it is it is what it is
it's on me it's on me
no I'm gonna say something I'm gonna say something to echo fuck you okay fuck you
that's a stupid champ echo is the reason why people don't play fucking league legends man
Oh, hey, we're gonna make a champ that has a one-shot ability and he's gonna have the ability to
Teleport back with half of his fucking health in a stun
Literally, he's gonna be stunned and he's gonna be able to go back in time to go and heal himself
Yo, fuck that guy
No
Ryder's not worse. I disagree. I think echo is a stupid champ
And I understand if the echo wasn't seven or no, it's a lot different story
I get that but when a fed echo is a fed echo like bro, it's just the most disgusting
Braindead stupid champ. I hate it man. I hate it. It's like
Ridiculous, I hate that motherfucker
Not more than I hate Diana though, fuck Diana.
And dude, is that an ability he has to make him run like, like the flash?
He was so quick.
Assassin's Creed might hurt my future sponsorship opportunities, but it's hard for me to get
excited about Assassin's Creed anymore.
And you're talking to a guy who literally grew up loving it.
There's just been so many bad ones, you know?
I
Bro mm-hmm RP I used to sit there bro and just
Spark temple ours for hours
You know I take on seven of them and just Perry dead Perry dead
I would I was that guy who got like super high level went to like the lower areas even though it's scaled
And I would just parry and one shot everybody could make me make myself feel cool, you know
Every game was great growing up I
I mean, yeah, bro, we were in the absolute heyday of video games
People made video games to be enjoyed not to make the money
Money was a byproduct of a great game being a great game
Obviously everybody wanted to make money making games then as well, but it was like it wasn't hey
I'm gonna see how many micro transactions I can fit in this bitch before it explodes
It was my game is going to be so good that every single person is going to want to buy it just from watching the commercial alone
Hackrum fuck
What do we go here?
Is this a cane cane angle is this cane
red game red game let's do it we go red game he tries to jump on us we just
knock him up in the air smell you later bitch man I'm pissed I had a bad volley
game though. It makes me mad. It was literally just the echo. The echo won them that game.
The echo won them that game.
And I lost us that game.
I can admit when I fucked up in that game. I played terribly. I just think too much, man
It's okay to gank a lot, but you can't be that unsuccessful doing it
It's okay to have microchains actions man completely okay, it's not okay to make that
Everything that you're giving your audience that's all I have no problem with games trying to make money
You know, but typically those types of games that have those are the games that lock content behind it
Hence escape from Tarkov literal weapon attachments that make your gun so much better
And oh, it's so unfortunate
Like weapon attachments that make your gun so much better and you have to play
bitch ass arena to get it
I don't know what I start here.
I'm afraid I'm going to be invaded here.
Let's see if I can drag this.
I actually have to be fast as fuck.
Oh my, why, why?
I clicked on the frog!
Why am I going over there?
Fuck him.
Lock in when he's solid practice this game, man.
I can't throw again.
No theory top lane, really.
I'm looking at you as a level two gank.
Why not?
Sure.
why not any ganks a good gank on game
hope it was worth it man you fucked me
no it's worth it got flash
It just sucks because now I'm behind, you know?
Luckily Kane is really quick, so...
Yeah.
I could have told you that was going to happen.
Honestly probably cooked here.
Oh my fucking heck room.
Maybe?
No way.
Yeah, I mean he stole everything.
Holy shit, Hecarim's clear is actually disgusting.
It's actually disgusting.
I had no idea Hecarim had a clear like that.
Like I'm confused on how he got there.
Maybe actually let me check something.
far back. You might have hit that and ran straight there. No. Maybe here. Looking. Beautiful.
a great job of crash wave oh my god terrible cssing
Yo, hear me out.
Is that Gamble?
Hear me out here.
He read it?
Whoa.
Hold on a minute.
There's no way in any world that has ever existed, literally ever, that you read that.
But, what?
You read that?
What?
How do you plan for that?
insanity should have kept you for that clear well chat is about as bad of a
start that you could ever have to be honest
pack rooms gonna be routing to them before I get there doesn't matter they
lose the 2v2
Oh, it's a tragedy in the bot lane Oh, there's that from there.
I went against that from early to level up.
I don't get so much of everything I want and need in my life
He's everything I want to be everything that I wish I was maybe
Maybe
All right, cool
Hey, good, bro, they have fucking half health man. What we running for?
I mean, yeah, yeah, all right, back to farming.
Oh, Ekrem's dead. Maybe we start?
Maybe we start? Is that crazy?
Is that- is that crazy?
Crazy, yes, okay. Fuck the dragon. We have a farm. We're behind.
It's called Beacon, Gensh.
Hey, Gensh, he's in the chat. Can we get a cool guy in the chat? Can we get a cool guy in the chat for Gensh?
She's a cool guy, he's a pretty cool guy.
She's a cool guy.
i'm saving smite for this coming up
auto cancel
fuck me
auto cancel again
fuck me
twice
Oh, baby. Nice job, man. Please come over here. I beg of you. Please come over here.
I absolutely beg of you.
I would love you if you came over here.
Oh, she's not coming.
Looking.
He gone full clearing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, he's in here again.
He's in here again, bro.
He's in here again, he's told everything.
Oh my God.
Oh!
Please Eddie Carrey, I'm begging you.
This is a perfect song. This is a perfect song. This is a perfect song. Tell me she cleans up.
Yeah! Love that for you. Oh shit, run for your life.
Top lane's actually something
Top lane something we're good. We're okay
We need red bad
We need red so bad bro
Bro, it's just like A. Let me ask this. My league player is in here. If you don't play
league, shut up. Uh, is getting thumped by Hecarim like this, like him stealing everything?
Is it normal?
He might route down there.
Come on ass.
Get a walk mid.
13
Are you gonna bitch it's not fun
It's not fun having somebody in your jungle is it you fucking bitch
Sorry
just a wave bro oh my god oh it's a tragedy it's a complete tragedy and all
is lost listen listen let me let me walk you through before you freak out on
Let me walk you through the thought process. Okay. Okay. Let me let me walk walk you through the thought process
If I would have hit W I hit into Q into my old dodge
Dodge the tower shot and then thump them. That was the idea. That was the idea
obviously, I
Looked like I'm a moron and I get it. I get it
But there was a thought process to the decision that I made also my bot lane is getting absolutely
beaten yeah baby yeah baby yeah baby
Y'all saw that shit. Y'all saw that shit. That wasn't bad
That wasn't bad
He's gonna get back so quick I I'm doing it fuck it fuck it
I have no smile it is what it is no one's helping me
We got to clear this so quick the fastest we've ever put it in our entire lives
We got to clear it so quick so quick hurry up everybody great work. Oh
My god, there's a massive fight happening. I wish I had red cane
Red K, everybody leave me alone.
Oh my gosh, our top lane's a beast.
You're not going to play league probably not oh my god oh shit oh my god she's him or she's
She whatever whatever the way sorry. Oh
Yeah, right canes I love right came
Red cane I have to stop to W.
Yeah, top lane's taken over.
Oh, we was voting for that.
Top little pussy, that's who that is.
Can I hit the back?
Got a boy, Cauli.
not good yeah not good bro she outplayed me what is she right now 7 and 3 I
I shouldn't have known that before, I fucking went after.
I gotta land the knockup.
I land knockup, I win.
Different song, it's a song, it's a song, it's a song.
Now...
This works.
that's my problem with this game bro whenever I miss shit I just have a problem with not
like with giving up like I just want to kill everyone and whenever I miss that on the vein
I have no business on staying
I
Mama see the mama see the
are you chasing bitch? you thought I was running? I was baiting you dumb bitch!
I should have brought minions over here before I used that, huh?
That was too good.
I did that wrong.
I'm bad.
Oh hold on big ass. Hey calm down now. Thank you good sir. Thank you.
You're doing great but don't start stealing from me over here. Let a goopa eat a little
bit yeah it's already gone hecarim you dumb bitch
looking
Yo Papa! Oh Papa a little big now! Oh Papa might be able to do a little bit of damage,
YOU FUCKING DOG!
We go here.
We need way more damage than what we have right now.
I don't have ult.
I don't have ult and I thought I did.
Oh, I'm throwing.
Oh no.
Oh no, it's a tragedy.
If the top lane pulls this off, I take my shirt off.
the tragedy oh my god we're all falling apart oh it's a oh oh my
All right, hear me out.
Step down a line a little bit and I need to bring it back down to earth.
What happened?
I got way too excited.
You know I started being able to kill things.
I saw a perfect and in the court of law, jury, I saw a perfect lineup for a huge W and in
a way I hit that W.
I mean you saw it.
I hit the W. You know.
Now did that matter?
Oh.
Oh it didn't.
It didn't matter at all.
Oh no! Oh no!
I'm throwing so hard!
Guys, don't watch.
Alright, new rule, new rule, new rule.
New rule? We ain't fighting the vein no more. The vein, the devil.
I am throwing.
And I apologize.
I got a couple. We know.
It's okay.
Akali, you to homie.
Kaisa? Die.
Fuck you, Kaisa.
What the? You think that's what I want to hear in a time like now?
Ah, how about it? It's okay. What? It's alright boss. Sorry, boss.
Shit. It's okay. Alright. Somehow, we're still doing okay. Somehow.
That vein though that veins a problem. I
Don't know who created her, but it wasn't me. I helped sure I helped a little bit
Also, I still didn't buy the damn ward
I'm looking at you. I'm looking at you big doll. I'm looking at you. Oh, yeah that heck
Come on, let's send you to the Lord, son.
Holy shit, that Hecarim is fast as a motherfucker.
So how I pulled out of that fight? I recognized, I recognized and I left.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. Please don't let me get one tapped again.
oh yeah it's over it's over it's over get the buff
here's what it is bad performance from your boy yet again two games had one
good game got overconfident now I'm throwing actively this Viagra is
about to get sent Viagra I'm about to send them you go you go
ETA on this drag soon, right?
Oh, yeah, look at the Hecarim, look at the Hecarim.
Hecarim's a massive son of a bitch. I repeat, Hecarim is a massive son of a bitch.
Fuck him up!
WOLT WOLT WOLT WOLT WOLT
Damn he farming like a heathen
Oh
Are you smell hacking
Are we going for this?
Hey!
Damn, I don't, I think we, I think we leave, I think we leave, I think we leave.
Oh, shit!
Oh!
Oh, I thought I hit it.
Oh, I thought I hit it.
Oh, it's so sad.
Yeah, yeah
Here we go
Hey! Here we go!
Oh!
Pack it up, Terries! Pack it up, Terries! Pack it up, Terries! Pack it up, team of Terries!
Wait, wait, wait, we got drag guys we got drag we gotta do the drag
I'll see you I have time yeah, I hear you I'll be right there
Oh shit they're fighting. Oh shit they're fighting. I'm coming boys. I'm coming boys.
Oh no! Oh no! I missed the fucking W again! No! Oh no! No we're not quitting.
oh stop it who shit in my pants I gotta hit one person with the W and I'm fine
dude I gotta hit one motherfucker with that and it's and we're fine bro no
Kaisa you're too intent and you dare open your mouth against me you fucking
hoe
Oh
It's trashy trashy at the gate right to the Viper
No way that misses
I can catch him but I don't know if it's gonna be worth it.
Yeah, massive.
Can we end? Is this an end angle?
Is this an end angle?
It's a Baron angle! It's a Baron angle for sure!
It's a Baron angle for sure!
It's a Baron angle for sure. It's a Baron angle for sure.
Come team. Baron for sure.
I still don't have the clearing ward.
Okay, so anybody was wondering, I still don't have it.
I
Tweet God they're coming I'll take my blue buff though fuck y'all
Oh
Oh, Lord, I spray my ankle God
F**k!
Everybody don't throw!
Don't throw! Juggle it down! Juggle it down! Don't throw!
Ward bro. Ward bro. That's a great idea! That's a great idea!
Baaah!
Shit!
He got the blue buff though. Yeah, you ain't wrong. They ain't taking a blue buff. That's my gold
Man, I want to go back to support payment. I want to go back to the support role
I'm more of a support type of guy. I really am I really am
Oh, it's about to go down the bot lane. We gotta go.
We gotta go!
Will we crash on her?
Will we crash on her?
That's a great, great job.
Man, it's a close game, bro.
It's a close game.
We sit about right here and we just wait to see who gets in saucy
You just wait to see who gets in a sauce first. I love that. We're pulling in them in their base. So this is sexy
Damn really done smack this shit out of her. Yeah, we fight that drag make sure you get your ass back
Yeah, we go right here. We go right here. We go right here
We go right here
That comes gonna walk up on all this shit out of them
Maybe viker. Yeah. Yeah. Oh
Shit
Oh, we went
not today bitch not today bitch
where you going?
you're going nowhere
Or we have to decide and we back fuck the rest of his jungle we go back
Yeah, do that damage girl do that damage
We're massive we're massive we're massive we're massive
We're massive.
They got a cawley called to sit.
What?
Oh, what?
Did you steal that from me in real time?
Big dog.
Did you just steal that from me?
I pinged a bush nine times.
You're going to steal that from me while you're watching me?
No, what?
Sure, whatever.
Whatever, Akali called it, why not?
Fuck it.
Yo, is this a crazy attack?
Scared him!
Hold on, Terry!
Now we're in reverse, Terry!
get out of there get out of there oh he's trying to fight get out of there Terry
get out of there Terry I told you to leave I told you leave why are you still
I should have let him die don't die for me oh we're calling oh we're calling oh
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, back it up.
We got two overzealous.
Get back to the base please god.
Nice to get off your fucking lawn chair and get out there and do something.
I've been dirty.
Oh, oh shit, she's going in, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no,
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh!
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh god it's bad, it's bad in all ways. It's bad in all ways.
Oh god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
No one went to fight late game is very important.
So is no one when to shut the hell up.
That's also very important.
Also.
That's also very important.
I think both of us have some things to learn.
Don't you think?
No, we don't suck.
We're fine.
But I'm going to be honest.
Half of me wants to go play a support game, you know.
Do I go play a support game to really just get back into the swing of things?
Do we go and hook champ?
Just go, just chat, can I, boss, boss, boss, boss, do you mind if I play a support game?
Is that okay, boss?
Can I do that?
I've been training real hard and I know it's not I'm not showing the best of things in the last two games
But I do just want to I just want to run a support game to relax because support just makes me
Makes me feel good when I hit those hooks
Yeah, but you suck I'm tired balls
I've been training I've been I've been training for nine hours one support game
And then we're back to the jungle and then we'll go right back to the jungle, but I needed I need a support game
Bearded donkey. I don't want to be your friend. I ain't never met a bearded donkey. I like hide in mid lane
No, leave me alone. I don't want to be nobody's friend right now. I'm not a pleasure to be around. Oh
Video games aren't for everyone. Neither is the English language, you piece of shit. Shut up.
If Haze isn't banned in the next ten minutes, I'm crashing.
Somebody ban that son of a bitch!
Where am I naughty at? Yeah, there he is. There he is.
Oh, just whenever I pick Nautilus, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Fuck you, Mel.
You ain't never gonna be in any of my games, Mel. Not while I'm playing Nautilus.
Yeah, bitch. Pinwheel, thank you for the 50!
Yo, Chad, I think I might play League all day tomorrow. Who's down?
Nick won't be streaming.
Nick won't be live.
And I ain't playing solo Arc Raiders.
I'd rather nail my sack to a stool and use it as a pink.
Who banned Nordless?
It's all lost. It's all lost. It's it is all lost. Oh my gosh. It is all lost. Oh my
gosh it's all lost I hate everyone in everything oh my gosh oh my gosh oh I'm
so sad I'm so sad it's a Seraphine a Seraphine you know what bitch that's fine
I'm locking in Lux. Hey, swap me. Swap me. You want to play mage? Let me show you. Let
me show you what a mage is. What a fat ass. Let me show you. You done pissed me off now.
What's these ruins look like? Yeah, I never played Lux before. How do I play this? I
I got a P, don't say nothing yet.
Yeah, are we cooked or not be honest are we cooked would you put money on me
What we got here, uh, we got up.
Oh, oh, oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, oh, my God.
Yeah, we can't miss our cues.
We can't miss our cues.
We can't miss our Qs, alright?
We can't.
It's going to be LG.
And he's going to be the best one of the night.
It's going to be the best,
best game of the night.
Best game of the night.
Walk him.
Drop this song, rewind it,
get to lane,
start cooking, and then
we hit that bitch.
I don't like, I don't like Yanarra either to be honest.
If I get a Yanarra on my team like no part of me is excited.
Yo Niko!
Oh
Not a good start not a good start. Oh
My gosh, she beats me there and he just slaps me in the titty. Oh
Oh
Oh, and I miss it's cool GGs GGs in the chat GGs in the chat
Oh, it's a massive GGs in the chat
Bitch
What is she doing?
Oh, maybe not, GGs.
Dumb bitch.
She had like a book.
Ouch!
Shit!
Oh my gosh, the TTV.
Oh I should have popped it right off the rip.
EEEE
Oh
Shit, alright, lock in!
OUCH MAN
Already cooked on, already cooked on mana.
How'd that hit me, that's bullsh**t.
That's bullsh**t.
Oi!
Don't worry I'm gonna start hitting them I'm gonna start hitting them that I promise you
All right, you know how to follow it up at some point girl. Oh shit
Gotta flash
Gotta flash gotta flash
Thanks, you'll be okay. She should be at least
No, it's not a rip. We're okay. It's a rip on level, sure, but we're okay.
I'd rather take a fast back than being a bad spot and get killed.
Let her do her thing waves in a good spot
We traded
What that missed you know Nautilus did just so much better bro god I love Nautilus
Oh my what oh I'm dead back it up Terry back it up Terry yep good flash you fucked up punish
Yes!
Shitballs.
Gotta back it, gotta back it, gotta back it.
Okay!
Okay!
Not bad!
Missed it.
Not good.
I don't know about that backspot, but it'll do I'll be on in 15 better be ready.
Oh my gosh.
Kat when Pena gets on tell him, hutch is addicted to league, he's sorry, but it is what it
is.
Cause I'm gonna be late.
Why I should have revealed?
Get out of there, AD carry.
Come back to lane, girl.
Come back to lane.
Come back to lane.
I appreciate the follow-up though
Bitch
Shit!
Shit!
Clean it up! I baited as well as I could bait!
Oh, he misses.
Nice.
Yeah, baby.
Hey, Worth, W Bait, W Bait, and Worth.
That's called having a hell of a support.
That's called having a hell of a support.
That right there is what makes us different.
That right there, I will die for my laners and my jungler.
If you can smile, you can be the light.
Oh, my AD carry is talking shit. I love it.
Walk in that bush.
Oh my god I'm screwing her.
I thought I had my what's it called, I'm so sorry.
Oh baby.
Hey!
Shit!
Like that bush I wore that bush bitch
Oh, yeah, turn up baby turn up baby turn up
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah
Great work great work. Go get that gold get your ass back your work
Hi
back it up Terry back it oh lord please back it up
back it up Terry
I got you I got you little shouty
Oh
What are we doing in top lane
great work great work
I
Wasn't paying attention
I use mail.
I think we're okay man, surely.
Let him come.
fuck out of them
oh I got a little nervous I got a little nervous I got a little nervous
Darius Darius Darius you cannot say oh I died three times to the Garen and now he's diving me. No shit
Welcome to League of Legends you fucking idiot
Good to have you my name's hutch I'm asked to but you're fucking terrible
Ah Jesus Jesus
Oh my god it didn't reach doesn't matter we're okay
Yanarra! Yanarra! Yanarra! Yanarra! Whatever your name is! You gotta go back in, Jungler!
Oh my god, she flashed into the enemy. Oh my gosh. It's just terrible. It's just terrible.
Hop, you are, meatball.
Meatball.
Well, that's fucking brutal.
It's not good.
That's brutal.
I
Alright
I got her ass, oh bitch.
I missed.
Oh my god we're alive.
Holy shit I missed, but we're alive.
This is just not good in any way.
I think we're out of gear in six and two.
I mean, someone's stagnant right now, which is good.
And we can bully this Garen.
Got an ASO.
Careful. Careful, Bows.
I got you. I got you. I got you.
I got you both
Can't help you too much here got his ass too. I didn't get his ass. I didn't get his ass. Not good
Not the Garen. Oh, I'm dead
Yeah, I'll give it to the seraphane. Why not? Oh
man, where's our top later?
where's our top laner you ask he's in the mid lane he's only six get waves in
the mid lane honestly not too mad about it is what it is and he's dead brother I
never thought in million years I'd see a half health areas running away from a
fight for a half half health Garen feeding a full health areas oh my god
flash with full health. One of my watching. This is this is bad news Billy Bears. She's
about to be fast as fuck. Let me get some level up here. I'm so mad I don't get
Nautilus we have Nautilus I'd be fine I'd be so fine
Double is watching me. Hello double lift
I've get no I didn't give up on jungle. I just had a bad game. So I went to play Nautilus
He got banned. So now I'm playing Lux
And it ain't it ain't going bad
My Darius got a list
I'm pretty sure you're Nura or you're Nara. Whatever the hell her name is
She she got a lamp as well. It is what it is
It's brutal it is what it is. Yep shit
Shit, oh no
The hell was that oh
No, bro walking walking
Walking! He's fucking dead, bro. He's fucking dead.
Oh, fuck me.
No, I don't even get the Q off.
Yonara doesn't move.
Akali's still running. Where's Darius?
Come on, Darius. Show me something, son.
Come on Darius, my 0-6 Darius, show me something here.
Yep, great work.
Oh yeah, he goes, hits the Q.
There he is, he's back in the game like Darius always was and always is back in the game.
No, it's not a wash just yet.
It's not a wash just yet.
It's not a wash just yet.
Look at Lux, man.
Look at Lux.
Look at her.
Look at her.
Look at her walk she got.
She might be a Crip.
We're fine
Oh my god, they've taken Baron it's over it's not over. Oh
We're not a bad spot man truly
Like it's just the garen that's it the garen the ash and the ashes even that big
Oh my Yanarra's is freaking out. He's freaking out. He's freaking out. She's freaking out.
She's freaking out. Oh, she's freaking out. She's freaking out. It's gonna be okay, Yanarra.
Deep breath, girl.
Y'all never play Lux again bro, Lux is terrible.
I actually hate her.
Oh, alright, that's fun.
Great work guys.
Great work everyone, it's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
Honestly guys, I think we still have a chance.
Don't worry everybody, everything's fine.
It was my fault.
It was my fault, I'm sorry guys.
GG bought different Ash die.
Fuck you.
Prediction, damn it.
can we please kill the garen is it possible
right here watch out watch out watch out
got him I missed my ult oh my god I missed it
what the hell oh shit
Oh no, man
Carb and the name as well is one of those
Get your bitch ass wave out of here
Bro, the Lux Q just takes forever, man. Straight up.
They can take so long for it to go.
My hook, it's instant.
Because, bro, you gotta realize, man, look at the Darius, bro.
He doesn't even- he thinks he's playing fucking Tetris.
Like, this guy gotta be the worst Darius I've ever seen in my-
oh my god he flashed
oh that's the jungler and I can't move
I'll take it
ahhh this is not the game I wanted it on chat we're playing league all day tomorrow
chat we're playing league for 10 hours tomorrow maybe 12 maybe 15 maybe 18
hours straight tomorrow lock the fucking I'm not gonna play support you jackass
shut up oh double if just DM me you done after that one yes DL it's my last
game I'm jumping off I got it the nighttime games of peanut I'll be on
all day tomorrow DL peanut and stream on Sundays either I will be on all
fucking day man I'm all yours whenever you want to hang out I'm in
report various and move on is what it is fucking bitch
You have lead and you lost it oh my god my 80 carry see what I'm talking about y'all
see why I don't like playing support bitch yo there's no way she's able to do this
Jesus!
Holy shit!
No, there's no coming. And again, this is why I don't think playing support low elo is
a good idea because at this point in the game there really is like
I can hate queues and hit ours unless I'm playing a hook champ and we have an early lead then it's fun
But like at this point, I'm just fucking useless
Zyra yeah, maybe I listen y'all know more than more than I do
I mean like holy fuck bro
I mean he is so fed it's unbelievable.
Bro, is there a world?
Am I crazy?
Is there a world?
We gotta go after this next one.
we gotta go after that
well world over
well shit
Angus over. I think it's over.
Therries is dead in the bot lane.
Oh, our jungler misses his ult.
I had to ult the wave so that the wave didn't crash. I think that's the right move there, right?
I'm pretty sure
Brother why why do you want me so bad? I'm a fucking support man
Yeah, Cole, you're not fighting under the tower there. It's kind of insane, girl.
Um, Gege.
Gege, it is what it is. It is what it is. Hey, uh, tomorrow, jungling all day. We're
I'm gonna jungle literally all day from start to finish of the day. We'll be doing nothing but jungling all day
I'm gonna come up with a list
by there
Guys if I'm top damaging
as a luxe support in the bot lane, I'm sorry, but there ain't no way we're winning, you know?
And you know what's even, you know what, like, is the most league thing about this?
to carry was yapping non-stop the entire game. She had 8k damage. Here's even better part.
I might have not played the best, bro, but I set her up for two of those kills, level
4, and she did not get another kill. Dude, I think I might just start banning Yanara
like every game. Like truly, I might just start banning her just so that my team
doesn't pick her. Because I've never seen a Yanarra at that elo too good. Now if I see
it on the other team it's a good idea. Like oh yeah it's a Yanarra we win. But the problem
is it's for some reason when they're on the other team that the greatest player
to ever exist.
But when they're on my team,
it's them.
I'ma hold that one.
GG's, GG's, thank y'all so much for chilling.
Thank y'all so much for hanging out.
Almost slipped up there.
I love y'all, have a great rest of your night,
have a great rest of your day.
League all day tomorrow.
All day tomorrow, we will not lose a game.
Probably lose a lot of games. I love you. I appreciate you. Have a great rest of your day. I see y'all peanuts