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When you're in a five mile radius of her, you can smell that pussy steak.
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I just ran out of toilet paper, and I'm still mid-dirty dude, what should I do?
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Good morning! Good morning! Good morning! Good morning! Good morning! Good morning, everybody! Hello!
Hello! Turn your cam on, bro!
Oh, Primal, shut the fuck up, man! Let me get my socks off first, man!
God! Good morning, everyone! How's everybody doing?
How's everybody doing everybody doing good
They stayed up so late with gamble with your friends today actually how late were they up last night?
No way peanut got addicted to a virtual gambling game, right?
That's not real
Is that true
still on oh they're on rust oh I was about to say wait still on the virtual
gambling game yeah I mean that's normal that's normal for him to still be on to
be honest at this point some days are like his ultimate DJ in days like he
just he just doesn't sleep I don't know how he does it truly
What do you mean pubs Russ way he's not playing on his server
Who's who's the boys wait who's all on a public server?
You've been on public since 2.30?
I'm happy for it.
That's awesome, man. I'm happy
for it. It's exciting stuff.
Kamikaze thinking for the 44
months. Greg thinking for the
three months. Num nugget. Cat.
Matt thank you so much for the tier one and Maximus thank you so much for the
Prime I appreciate you guys man I'm so proud of you for cleaning a co-pilot and
edge off that taskbar finally oh that was on a different computer
Oh
Second chance in my life
I don't know what to do.
Yo, load won't think of the tier one.
That's awesome though, man.
I hope they have a fun time.
And anyone who's asking me to go play public rust on today, you're on, you're on Feth
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Y'all thank you guys so much for all the subs this morning. Thank you low wolf again. Thank you me. Thank you so much meet
Men's thing for the 18 months, man. Brad thinking for the 21 and chill thinking for the 16
18 months, huh? She love you, bro. Thanks for always being the distraction great space to hang out in a great human man
Truly, you don't know how much he impacted me and how many people you probably have
Yeah
Just another goop on the internet man. That's all I am just chilling hangin out with the homies. That's it
That's it. That's all that's it. That's all
Devil thinking for the 35 months
All right, we ready?
Let's watch them clamps
No way. This is legal. Is this actually legal like this is some crazy fucking they even give five prop hundred dollar bills
So you can snort the fucking cap. No, they do not
God I swear to fucking god
There's no way this is legal
I don't think many creators are on this tech yet.
Alright, let me order some right now.
We might need to get some bumps for kickoff.
Dude, I'm done.
Wait, what?
That's actually real?
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We're cooked dude. There ain't no way that's real. We are so cooked
You're so cooked
You have a pizza on the hill
Oh my god
Jesus
I've been practicing my cowboy accent just to tease him because he thinks he's the only cowboy here
Let's hear it
Well, I diggity damn if I'm a better cowboy than that man rogue. I'll tell you I'll take his place any day
But I'm only practicing I'm not ready yet
I gotta keep this guy.
Yo, that dude sings just like Jack Black!
What the hell?
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Wake up daddy some.
Welcome to the town son.
Strengthen on her. Strengthen on her.
What will you do without freedom?
Maverick send out.
You can't conceive of what I am.
Yo am I allowed to watch this?
Can I watch this on stream?
I don't even think I'm allowed to watch this shit bro.
I appreciate this montage of death.
Oh, it's that time.
Another edible.
Ha ha ha ha.
It's Saturday night, cock-suckers.
You read the fucking Walkin' on Ice again, you might have-
Wait, there's no way he's actually streaming, right?
That's not real.
We'll dance.
Because mom is gone for the weekend with my wife. She left too.
She don't give a Frenchman.
Talk about her. Oh, he got them.
Mmm. Boom.
That gotta be AI.
That gotta be AI. That gotta be AI.
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Higher what?
The alpha.
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You lost me
That was not a I that was actually him okay in a world that that was actually
Joey Diaz
Could you imagine Joey Diaz is actually a viewer of the group, you know, of Pee, myself or the boys, because he had his title with Slur Saturday.
There ain't no way that's by mistake. What was the name? What was the name again? Wait a minute. Let's do some research.
Grant the FTDS.
So slow don't get hit by a fucking clock where is everybody
body wait that might actually be him I didn't I only grant over granny my
first day on the job as a grand theft auto technician we go no not come on
You're my good luck charm.
Shit look you motherfuckers at home on a Saturday night. You better be feeling like I'll go Joey's feeling tonight. Oh
This fucking knee hurts guys
Matter I don't care how good he is bro. That's insane. Oh
Oh wait, no his title is Grand Theft Diaz. It's not her Saturday. That was just the title of the clip
Yeah, this is him
Bro, no way
Yo, that's crazy, I'll follow him. I want to see the next time he's live. I'm gonna say hi
Oh dude
No idea streaming. What the fuck
I'm going back.
Come on, shoot some stuff.
Thank you.
He's so stowed, yeah.
There's a guy here.
I know sculpt him to that.
I'm knocked out.
Oh my god, you kill him?
I fucking, dude, I blew his fucking brains out, man.
Oh my god.
I blew his fucking brains out.
Holy shit.
You guys
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bro, I just, I'll never understand this.
I'll never understand this.
I don't care, I just listen man, there's just not a world that I'll ever, I'll never understand why, you know?
I heard you have a promo code for Ozympic, cough it up.
Know what? Us.
That hell are you looking?
How long are you two possibly doing out there today?
Today's a good day.
I'm going to do an unpackaging, an unboxing.
And this is what I'm going to show you first.
This is the thing I got from Amazon.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I thought he was showing his address just right on this shit.
What did you get, Jimbo?
Oh wow.
Oh cool.
Breakfast.
See?
Breakfast.
That's pretty cool game.
Wow.
I think I'll like this game.
Mm-hmm.
This would be a good game.
Jimbo is a master marketer.
He knows that if he shows this game he's going to get the tax right off.
He's a genius.
Not either.
He's a genius.
And then I'm going to show you something else.
What else you got?
This is Donald Trumpy, the Terminator, and the eSports game.
Oh, what in the hell is this selection?
And another computer racing game?
Oh my gosh, Test Drive 6?
Isn't that from like 2004?
Football game, I like this racing game.
But my computer is not working very good, so...
Oh, that game is just from the fucking 1800s, brother?
Because of this computer.
I wasn't even supported anymore.
And just best computer game ever for Windows Dear Hunter.
That's a good game too.
And the PS3 game is uh, Rapala.
Yeah, I like to play in this game for the PS3 with the move and all that.
It was the coolest game ever.
Especially for the PS3.
And yeah, all I know is...
What's the chances that he just has these games and he doesn't even play and he just like has them, you know
He just he just goes to like Walmart or something and sees these like packages. He's like, I fucking I'm gonna grab this one
I'm just gonna grab this one next. No, what's this? I'll take it
Founded in the dumpster probably yo dude chud
There was a video we watched to him where he goes and finds
people's keys and he has like
like someone's full ring of like some some worker somewhere where this guy has found his
rings and or his ring of keys and it's like 45 keys and you know who's ever keys those
were is pissed because he probably had to replace 50 keys on this ring.
She's sitting in the kitchen.
She's doing fine.
She's sleeping.
So yeah, it is well it was good.
Yo, can I say something else?
I swear, since the first time we watched him,
a year and a half ago, he had more teeth.
No doubt.
Good day to get a game like that.
I never expected to get that.
I mean, we only have the two in the bottom
and maybe one up top now.
Breakfast game, pretty cool.
I'm gonna have enjoyment of playing it.
So yeah, thank yous.
Thank you.
Well, it's hot.
I guess there's not much else you can say.
You went foe in the form of a bright light.
I'm gonna do this morning a search
underway for two suspects.
New dog in two pocket death row games
Is this real?
This is AI has to be
It's gotta be air. It's air.
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Dude, I looked at a damn pigeon the other day
and let's be honest, bro, these bitches are,
they don't have any shoulders, bro.
So right out the gate, you know they fucking probably,
you know, they're lying about a lot of shit.
They look like they've been smoking too.
A lot of pigeons are just doves that smoke.
If you wanna know what smoking will do to your lungs,
look at a dove and then look at a pigeon, baby.
Picture of a pigeon eating gum online.
There's a video of a pigeon eating gum.
They don't give a fuck, dude.
I was at the doctor the other day.
I saw a pigeon there.
What kind of bird goes to the doctor?
Not one of God's birds, buddy.
Pigeons, dirt birds, dick chickens.
Pigeons are just dogs that, you know.
Dick chickens, what?
Probably were raised in Philadelphia or something.
Don't lie to me that pigeons aren't from Philadelphia.
A lot of pigeons are bookies.
Look under the wing, jets minus seven it'll say.
You tell me that's a coincidence?
Then, right, you would think you removed a tube
from the receiver's butt.
You take the blue and the yellow glue
and you put it on with a hub cap.
stop the end of the of the of the pipe and you let it marinate in there for two
to three days every three or four hours you then saw off one inch of the pipe
and replace the cap on it until you have about yeah you record this in 80
by chance I can record this in a d absolute yeah how are we killing
Thank you for the 21 bucks trucker. Thank you for the fire
Yes, go back to the boss. No
Yo, also
Thank you for the 20. I appreciate you, man
Watching house recently. Have you ever seen that show? Yeah, I mean, yeah
So like I like what they do is they use like content schools
And I've been like the amount of words that you use for sentence before you have to take the next breath
And how often yeah video games and the grunts you make when you get up from your chair and the amount of time
I eat per day and the quantity that you eat per day
I would actually say that you might be a fat bitch. That's my diagnosis really about that
You have that you concurred doctor doctor fat bitch
Doctor fuck you that's what I think
for peanut man this was a huge deal for the rust community and i just
bro like motherfuckers ruin this man like you dumb motherfuckers like i hope someone from the
rust community watches like you idiots like all you idiots that cause drama on this server like
i hope you know how damaging and how bad this makes the rust community look this could have
been huge for all of us collectively and why would you fucking fuck this up you know what i
I mean, like he's not such a good guy and like, it's literally the biggest creator in the world.
Like if you wanted to play this game and I feel like he's been like house, like just the community.
The server has been so negative and there's such a toxic shitty experience for him to stream
the past few days that he's literally quit playing it.
Stupid, like absolutely fucking stupid.
Real dumb.
because people can't, people can't wrap their heads around.
I don't like to use the word of support role, but people can't wrap their heads around like just being in the server, you know, like people can't just play the server, have fun in the server and be okay with losing and winning because all these motherfuckers have the biggest egos in the world, bro.
bro. Everybody does. It doesn't matter if they have a hundred people watching them or a hundred
thousand people watching them. They do. They just have these weird fucking egos because
you got to remember, man, all these streamers just like myself, we go live and majority
of chats aren't like ours. It's echo chambers of self gratification for the streamer. So
whenever any time they're in a setting where people have a disagreement or people are
going against them or whatever
their first instinct is i'm right
the only thing i think is right and i'm right about everything that is going
forward
and if if anyone is against me they're the ones in the wrong their pieces of
shit and i'm gonna cause drama over
they say what you want about me man we were going to the whole rust thing
bro i called all this shit out on day fucking one because i know how these
people are and it's not just rust people
it's in every genre of every game
DTA is the same way, Russ is the same way.
Any of these games where there's people
who have 10 to 15 years or six years or five years
or four years of playing the same game every day,
they're entitled, bro.
They're entitled, they feel like they have to be
or they want to be or they need to be involved
in everything that revolves around their fucking game.
Anything that happens in Russ,
oh, I'm a Russ content creator, I should be involved.
Oh, well, I can't use guns.
Well, that's ridiculous.
I should be able to use guns
because this person and that person and yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, and it's just like Jesus, man, shut the fuck up.
You want to go use a gun, go to another server, use a gun and then come back and fuck around on peanut server.
You want to go do this, fine, go over there, do this for a little bit, come back and then do it here.
Like, it's just, and it's so funny because on week one, like, we shit on Camp Soda the other day.
I'll give Cam Soda's flowers on week one.
Cam was exactly who Cam was.
At least at the very beginning,
Cam just showcased, hey, my name's Cam,
and I'm gonna fuck with you.
I'm gonna fuck with you.
A lot of these guys, they laid dormant.
Everyone had a smile on their face.
Everyone was acting nice.
Everyone, because it was something new.
They weren't comfortable yet.
The second people got comfortable in the server,
and the second that people were like,
Okay, I feel like I cemented my place here. Everybody just showing their true colors. Everybody started sweating. Everybody started pushing roles and not giving a fuck. Everybody just started, you know, doing stupid shit.
And it finally got to the point where it's like, there's so many issues that even Pete doesn't even want to play on his own damn server.
I mean that, not putting words in his mouth, but more in a way of like,
He just doesn't want to deal with the issues that it brings.
You know, it's just, it's just shitty, man. It's really, really shitty.
I think this could have lasted a lot longer and people could still be enjoying themselves.
But people just can't keep their online heart on to themselves.
They can't they can't just play something and enjoy playing it and just be an enjoyable person to be around without winning I
Have to win to have fun. It gets just
You know
the shitty
You were advocating that you were advocating for it to end weeks ago though because I know how this shit works
It's not because I want the rest server to not do well in what fucking world
Let me let me ask you this did I've been seeing this a lot online and people are like, oh hutch was reading against the rest server from day one
Well there I had fucking 10 to 14,000 viewers on rest
I had the biggest month of twitch that I have ever had in terms of viewership and in subs
Maybe not subs but together as one on rust that I had in the last five years of me doing this shit
it. Why in the hell would I want something like that to not do amazing? Why would I want
Arc Raiders, a game that truly, I won't say put me on the map, but put me in like the publicity
map like the mainstream map. Why would I want that game to do bad? I want both to do fantastic
and to be great. But I can't sit here and see something go down the same route I've
I've seen it go down a hundred different fucking times
and years and years prior and not say anything.
I just don't, I don't have that in me.
And I cannot sit there and have all these people doing
what they were doing in the server and enjoy myself.
Like I'm not gonna play it.
People are giving me hell because all hudge,
you don't wanna play it because you're not good enough.
What the fuck?
Me?
You think I care about being good enough?
What? Me? This guy?
It definitely wasn't the people who were stream sniping while they were live or the people
lying about their hours just so they could play on the server and show how good they
are because they're fucking weirdos.
It wasn't any of that stuff.
The pros doing stupid shitty stuff in order to win.
It wasn't any of that stuff.
It was Hutch wants to win.
Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, just, I don't know.
I also just think the rest, I think the rest community as a whole is just, and I've said
it before, one of the worst groups of communities on Twitch.
And I mean that with as much respect and love towards the game as possible.
It's just the type of person that it cultivates, you know?
Like the type of little weasels that thrive in that community and this isn't directed at
streamers, it's directed at really just the chatters, like it's just, ugh, it's not,
I'd say it's the second worst community other than like GTA.
I think GTA is worse, but I think Rust is a close second.
I think it's just, it's weird, weird people, a lot of weird people chat during rest was
horrible.
Yeah, I mean, bro, it's, yeah.
Turn off for me can't swim.
If you can't swim running, I mean, the earth is 80% water.
So, if there's a, you know, if there's a tsunami and you trying to get on my back, bye, bitch.
I'm doing me.
I'm doing me.
You know what I'm saying?
I ain't, you know, I ain't your floaty.
I ain't nobody floaty.
there. What am I doing? This is
the story of the rendition.
Last night, we had, bro, when we cut off
Pina, it's close to his bodies.
And Pina was sitting on the blackjack
table. And he was gambling on the
blackjack table, watching his little
head with no body, rotate looking at
the cards, rotating back pressing the
play button and like the stand hit double down buttons and then just watching his head
rotate back and forth. Bro, I have never laughed. Dude, I've laughed so hard. I got a headache.
I laughed. I don't know if y'all can hear me on the mic. I was just giggling, bro. Just
giggling, like losing my mind laughing, man. It was so funny.
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RENDIZUKING THE TRAILER!
Nooo, oh my god.
Imagine putting a RENDIZUKING THE TRAILER because you know the community's gonna love it.
Oh my god.
That's awesome.
So who doesn't love a good mac and cheese, right?
So that's quick, convenient, family style recipe.
There's the pasta we're using.
Spiru's gonna go get this in the pot,
get it cooked off for us.
Okay.
So here it says seven minutes,
we're gonna do about six, seven minutes.
Butter, straight, cooking cream.
And I'm starting with one liter.
I'm gonna pop this on the stove to start warming slowly
as I grate the cheese.
One, two, three, four, six cheeses.
So we have gruyere, we have a sharp cheddar,
romano, parmesan, mozzarella.
Mots!
And my secret ingredient
that any kind of mac and cheese is gorgonzola.
We're gonna start grating.
Now we're gonna do the cheddar.
Well, this is all gonna melt eventually anyway,
so let's get some Romano here.
Parmigiano or Reggiano.
We're gonna get this to the front.
Coming in.
Oh, I forgot that's not the motse.
We're just starting to boil here, but that's okay.
I'm gonna start adding my cheeses.
This is the gorgonzola, yeah.
Gruyere, sharp cheddar, pecorino Romano,
Parmigiano Reggiano,
and a handful of mozzarella.
We're gonna stir this in, let it melt,
a little salt and pepper, a little nutmeg,
Two more months to after that cheese pull.
Spirul's cooked the pasta pretty much all the way.
It's about a minute or two shy.
We're not gonna go in the oven with this.
We're gonna go in the boiler.
We're going straight back.
We're gonna go right in here
and we're gonna fold three ounces of tomato sauce.
So I put a touch of tomato sauce in my mac and cheese
and I do that just to fool the kids.
What do you mean by cheese?
They're used to our mac and cheese being orange.
You could add a bit more if you want.
You could add an orange cheddar if you want.
So, we're gonna dump this right in here, that spatula.
Again, had that been gluten-free pasta,
this would be gluten-free.
We have some more moths here.
I'm just gonna add.
Wait, gluten-free pasta.
How is cheese gluten-free?
I thought cheese had gluten in it.
A bit more of each cheese, get that a mix.
This is gonna be a serious dish.
All right.
Gluten is weak.
I put this in the salamander just to melt that cheese down.
I don't know man, I eat all the gluten.
I don't fucking know a gluten-free meat.
It's the broiler. The broiler.
So just top heat.
That's not that bad.
The cheese is getting cooked up in the salamander,
but I'm not tall enough, so I need to get a little booster up.
At home, when you set it up to broil,
you can put it on your top rack.
It's going to be about four minutes.
This is going to set up. So as you can see,
it's still got enough liquid.
That pasta is going to keep cooking in there for the next
minutes and we got a little wiggle room so that when we heat it up later because
what is it like 10 o'clock in the morning now we're not eating a pan of
mac and cheese you got a bit of room to stick it back in the oven and warm it up
how long has this been resting? about 10 to 12 minutes maybe even 15 okay we're gonna
yeah let's uh and there we go
take it to long
Want some cheese though really really balanced the last sauce on my face. Yes
Really really balanced
Hello?
Hello?
Do you want a car?
You are here twice
You want a caca car?
You know what I mean?
Caca, caca
Wait
What?
Wait what?
Have you seen this?
Okay, you have walked into the game.
I'm level.
How does it go?
Not great.
Not great, Chief.
We're all at the bottom left.
We're all waiting on everybody.
I'm gonna go run over and see if I can steal some stuff.
I'll be right back.
Yeah, kick somebody in their dumb faces.
Hell yeah.
Let me see some of those kicks.
Oh, I got seen by a croc.
by hatred. Everyone that plays it is fueled by hatred. Think about it, right? Everyone
Everyone wants to spawn in and spend 10 to 30 hours on a wipe, base build, get stuff,
survive, right?
And what does everyone want to do to the other person is take it away from them.
It's psychoshit.
It's a bunch of psychos.
Even at day Z you come across like a fucking Bible salesman bro that's like
Not in fucking rust okay the naked guy with the rock who pretends to be your
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Rainfall.
Evaporation.
condensation precipitation collection
photosynthesis
which of these animals is capable of flying the penguin the duck or the ostrich
the duck come on what am i a fucking idiot
The duck. Jesus. That wasn't easy.
Of course. Guess the athlete. Michael Jordan.
I got that before anybody.
The correct answer is Michael Jordan.
What is the largest country in the world? Russia.
India or Australia? Russia in mass. India in
population.
It's Russia.
What is it called when lines do not intersect?
Perpendicular lines, parallel lines or similar lines?
Parallel.
Correct, they are parallel lines.
The speed of sound is faster than the speed of light.
True or false?
False!
False!
False! False! False!
False!
The speed of light is 800,000 times faster than out of sound.
What is the main organ of the respiratory system?
Respiratory, respiratory.
The lungs, the heart or the kidneys?
Is that used in the bathroom?
Rest... uh...
Bones!
The lungs.
Who wrote the Harry Potter book series?
J.K. Rowling!
J.R.R. Tolkien, Arthur Conan Doyle, or J.K. Rowling.
Who the fuck is Arthur Conan Doyle?
It's J.K. Rowling.
Guess the country.
The Cowards! Spain!
Wait, I already didn't say French!
Wait, I knew it wasn't Spanish! I knew it was French!
What is the fastest animal in the world?
I was thinking Spain!
The Austrian, the Cheetah, or the lion?
Get the fuck out of here! Get that, get out of here!
This is the easy ones.
You will not have an animal fact here that I don't know!
The Cheetah!
Yo, give me one about animal facts.
Give me one about things that matter.
Animal facts. Right now.
How many planets are there in our solar system?
Seven, eight, or nine?
Nine.
There are 28 planets in the solar system,
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune.
You didn't count Pluto!
Pluto deserves to be counted!
At the trash panda, a raccoon!
It's a raccoon!
What is an octagon?
An insect, a plant, or a geometric figure?
Alright, get this out of here.
I don't think I missed a singular answer, okay?
This is the one that matters.
I will not get a single question wrong.
Blitz, Blitz.
Guess the 50 rare animals.
Let's see how many weird and strange animals you can recognize.
No, not this one.
I don't want to guess random things.
Well, come back to Blitz, Blitz.
That's three of them exists.
How good is your knowledge of animals?
Answer 50 questions about the animal kingdom.
First question.
Which one sleeps only one hour a day?
Leopard or Giraffe?
Leopard!
Yep!
Suck!
We won't get another one wrong.
Which one has the strongest bite?
Crocodile or Lion?
Crocodile!
Crocodile.
Which one doesn't have blood?
Starfish or Octopus?
Wait!
Any ideas?
Octopus! Octopus! Octopus!
Octopus! I changed my mind! I changed my mind for Octopus!
Starfish!
Fuck!
I can't live with you, bitch!
Which one sleeps with one eye open?
Dolphin or whale?
Whale!
No! I don't know!
Dolphin
SHIT!
Which one Fribernates?
Tedgehog or Deer?
Deer!
Tedgehog
HELP ME!
Which one can go the longest without water?
Kangaroo Rat or Camel?
If it says the kangaroo rat, I will keep making it on the street!
The camel!
The kangaroo rat can have three to four years without taking!
God, don't fucking kangaroo rat!
I didn't even know I was a dog!
Which one runs the fastest?
Yo! Fuck this! Fuck this!
Fuck this!
This is bullshit!
This is bullshit!
That was rigged!
That was...
That!
Motherfucker!
Right there was not real.
That was not real.
What the hell is that rat?
I didn't even know that thing was... it existed.
God, man.
I got one right.
Oh.
Oh.
my day is ruined my day is ruined my day is ruined it's chalked your man your
the world do it right now
dude I think there was a world that that little wreck could do that
it's
fuck
Damn it man.
I'm fucking pissed.
Dude that ruined my day.
Oh my god we had a gold capotrain.
Do we do one more just in case it was a fluke?
No we don't.
I don't want to embarrass myself anymore.
I don't want to embarrass. We'll do another one tomorrow tomorrow. We'll do another one agreed. Say I
agreed say I
All right, so
Thanks for the day yesterday we played League of Lejans for a couple of hours it was a lot of fun
We have next week for the AT&T Annihilator Cup on Thursday we have Call of Duty, but
the following week we have League of Legends.
And I'm not going to lie, I think we should practice.
Camer take your clothes off and let's see that Johnson
What?
Don't you talk about my Johnson
Yo put the put the put the torches away
Also use your primes we have a golden cap and train if you guys want to golden cap for the rest of the day use your primes if the sub
I think I think we should practice I think we should practice I think we should practice
are we all in agreement
We're going to have to go
back to the game. So we're
going to have to go back to
the game.
No clothes off.
Yeah, we're going to have our
absolute fill of day Z next
week. I'm not worried about
and the weeks to come, okay?
Uh, yeah, we're good, we're good.
And to be honest, there ain't really shit for servers
to be playing right now.
It's either we go and die to the natural elements
on day one servers or we go play modern, you know?
That's pretty much it.
Get naked.
Oh, man.
Jenny. Thank you so much for the gift and hammer and cat. Thank you so much for the subs J Rex
Coach. Thank you for the six months. Big fast. Thank you for the tenor Matt Weir.
Raise Oscar WBA. Thank y'all for the subs jet. Thank you so much for the five gifted man.
Big fast. Thank you for the tenor. I'm not missing a single bit of the street till I see some nipples.
ever seen in the polls. All right. All right. All right chat. Listen. Today is going to be
a day of all days. We are going to not only dominate, we are going to carry, we are going
to be the best player to have ever lived.
We might potentially climb
from silver one to grandmaster today and one stream potentially.
Potentially.
I think it's possible.
I think it's possible.
CS2, I'm not worried about it.
The last week of the AT&T tournament,
it is the absolute last week of the AT&T tournament.
So we'll be practicing league every other day, depending on how we like it until going to that next
Thursday. Once that's over, we have to practice TXKO kill me and then we practice CS. Now I don't
know how much TX is my beard going gray. No, it's just clumped. Uh, I was about to cry.
I don't know how much TXKO a group can practice. You know what I'm saying? I just don't
know I don't know how much I can do it okay I can't lie I actually enjoy playing
League a little bit TXKO I think I might enjoy shitting in my own pants more
than I enjoy playing that so I'll do sure
It's 2x KO.
Hey, guy give a damn?
I can't hardly read.
You're lucky I can even pronounce the letters correctly.
Man, I think I might be able to join a pro team.
What do you guys think?
Be honest.
Do you think there's a world I can become the best?
But you couldn't pronounce half of League's characters.
Well, you're fat.
How about that?
Get a piece of shit.
Alright, do we warm up or do we just go straight into it?
Do people warm up on this game?
Is warming up a thing?
This message is pinned so HMF can't eat it.
Stealing?
You're lucky, I don't know how to ban mods.
Because if I did, I'd smite you to the kingdom of comes, okay?
I would send you back.
I'd send you back.
I'd kill you.
In a game, of course.
Everybody shut up.
We're locking in.
Everybody shut up.
We're locking in.
We are going to do great today.
We are going to gain correctly.
We are going to take every dragon that exists.
We are going to dominate from day, from hour one to hour eight.
We will dominate the day.
Today is going to be different than yesterday.
Today will be a good day.
Yesterday, I wasn't myself.
I was 10 hours in.
I was a little tired.
Can a Goopa not be a little tired?
I'm full of energy.
I'm awake.
I got my coffee.
Hunch a MF coffee, a MF coffee in the chat, coffee
in the chat, exclamation mark, coffee in the chat.
We are going to dominate the day.
And that's how it's going to happen.
Now lock in.
If you're a league player, please God help me.
Do I swap with them?
Now fuck the top lane. I carry. I ain't swapping you, bitch.
I don't swap with nobody. I'm the most important on the team.
That's straight up on job.
Look at the golden capas. Golden capas!
Mods, can we change titles and categories?
I'll make a deal with chat.
This is how confident I am in the day.
For every loss, I'll give 10.
I'll give 10 subs for every loss until I've gifted 100 subs and then I can't, I'm broke.
I'm not gifting anymore after that.
I'm not gifting.
wait what's the title silver one button mashing and calls it practice for the
AT&T a die-litter cup go ahead and delete that sexiest grandmaster soon six pack of
of abs sexy
i think that's what
he wanted to say
eighty
and team
practice
team one's sucks
there we go
what i think
master yee
all you want to fuck on me
so bitch
well you think because your master yee you're gonna do something
let me show you some pain
Let me show you some red cane and let's see what you can do pump the music, pump the music.
Today is going to be a great day. We are going to win. You guys are going to get tired of watching
me when you're gonna say hutch hutch i'm i'm sick and tired papa i'm tired of
watching you dominate can we can we just go and buy a grandmaster account
already and i'm gonna say no legal legends is gonna ban me if i do that i
can't do that son but we'll get there shortly and soon now lock
Not this song need a good song. No, not this one
Locking I don't I don't know what to buy
Locking
It's gonna be a great day, I know it is I know it's gonna be a great day. I'm not nervous about today at all
And I think Doublelift is going to join us at four.
So we need to win constantly until then.
That is our game plan.
That is our game plan.
We're going to go Red Kane.
Oh, it's not GGs, bro.
fucks ye up hundred percent or I mean whenever I play ye I get fucked up by
game I don't know if that's the way it's supposed to be but it's the way it is for
me
this game is AIDS yep and we enjoy it anyways you know what I'm saying you
know what I'm saying
Pop his AFK.
Oh!
Wake up!
There is no way of my first game of the day!
This jackass is AFK for the first wave!
Against the Riven!
clean clean not making any mistakes oh yeah oh yeah is that's clean as it gets so far
Oh damn it you shitting me
Up slap slap
easy clean no wasted time this is how you clear waves
I'm looking at you I'm looking at you I'm looking at you I'm looking I'm looking
I'm looking at you I got five on it yeah back it up back it up full
love that about you
No, he's a psychopath.
What the hell is that?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
are you kidding me oh he said shit
you're making me jealous next song I can't listen to this one this is a song
I'm talking about
I
Look it
Coming coming coming coming coming coming coming I'm gonna come I'm gonna come
Yeah
Hey, oh
Oh, I flashed!
Run for your lives!
Like you do.
Take notes. Write that down.
me. You haven't got me. Oh, yes. Oh,
Clean! Clean! Up! Looking! Anything? Do we have anything? Nothing? Maybe mid, maybe mid,
maybe mid, maybe mid, maybe mid, maybe mid, maybe mid. You did the dragon? No, we got nothing,
We are nothing. We're backing. We're backing. Next song. Lock in.
Maybe we should have, we should have invaded. We should have invaded.
Maybe we can catch him. Maybe we can catch him.
No!
We're going to run down to
Electric Avenue and then we take it higher.
Oh, down to Electric Avenue and then we take it higher.
Looking for it. Looking for it. Looking for it.
Looking for some bitches.
Thank you.
Pleasure doing business.
You thought you were going to get one of those kills.
You do methamphetamine for a hobby.
You're never going to get a kill from me.
I'm going to get them all because I will carry this game.
I don't care that you scale that doesn't matter
Shit I should be there, huh should I be at the
Should I be at void grubs?
We'll go there after this.
Oh, they're already on it.
Yi is just, he's doing everything.
Yi, you're doing too much.
Kinda cringe.
try to cringe back it up Terry itch oh well there that goes yeah blue came but
We don't want blue came we want red
To electric Avenue, and then we take it higher
Wait, where'd my fizz go?
Looking at top. Don't die. Don't die. Oh Shiza. Why beat him? Why beat him? You stay
You stay there I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you.
You stay there I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you.
I missed.
No!
No!
Why are you still alive?
Stop hitting me you minions.
Oh
Not my first choice
Wooo!
Wooo!
Looking!
Most fucked up route!
Ever!
Oh!
Hook him! Hook him!
Oh he's blind!
And the Fizz is blind as well!
Oh my god, we go right here.
We go right here.
Oh shit, run Fizz.
Run!
Lock in, lock in.
Wait a second, I need to focus.
Fizz, get your ass back over here you Fizz!
Get back over here!
No, no, no, everyone come here!
Don't leave me alone please god!
Somebody!
1000
We're fine
Everything's good
Clear wave, we back, we get red
Sweet god, the fish is getting the
Dick beat out of them
Oh my god, and the Thresh is just
Oh, looking
No, I'm not
looking looking looking looking looking looking looking
bitch
shit
I
Red buff
Where are you now? I'm looking at you, Riven.
I didn't get Sweeper.
Shit.
I need a different song. I need a different song.
We're at that point. We're at that point of the carry.
Looking.
Wait hold hold
Oh
Good work
I miss. Why am I missing everything?
No!
Please!
Please, save me!
No!
NO!
Oh!
Shut down.
An ally has been slain.
Delicious.
An enemy has been slain.
I'm gonna be coming to you.
I was muted!
I have a lot going on right now.
I have to get up in a second and give somebody something.
After I kill this son of a bitch.
Coming!
Oh shit, oh shit
All right, I get up I'll be right back
Hmm, so that's what dying feels like. Good thing I'm immortal.
An ally has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
An ally has been slain.
Enemy double kill.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm here. I'm here everybody. I'm here. What's what's how bad is it?
How bad is it?
Shit it's all looking good. He's dead it is what it is. Fuck you
John Peril mid 10 for rubber ducky
Alright, 2-1 drag, 18-18, the big dog is back!
I'm not going to let you go baby!
Don't tell me everything's gone.
Don't tell me everything's gone.
We go gank him here in a second.
I'll be there shortly.
Did she run?
I think she ran I'm looking mad I'm looking mad looking get them thrash get
Get him, Thresh!
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Not so much.
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
What was that?
52 seconds were good.
Oh my gosh, she got up.
Running, back in.
Oh, sweet god!
I'm alive!
Nooooooooooooo!
Fuck!
Win, win!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Not like this!
up in 17 sweeper yes do it do the thing do the thing oh no oh oh oh oh oh oh oh no
You have seen an enemy.
Bitch.
Wait, that was a bad flash?
But I gotta kill him.
Wait, that was a bad flash, but I gotta kill!
What's the Yi at right now?
3 and 2?
We body that bitch.
He used his flash as well so it was worth it.
Don't you start talking Spanish to me now. Let's keep it simple
He's running away with me
Oh my god, is the top laner fed as fuck six in two? We're not giving up never give up never surrender
Never give up never surrender. I should have I should have smacked that motherfucker and walked off. Who's the weekly?
You have a three and nine fizz
Is it looking good?
Winnable
You me
What did I do?
Listen, everybody chill out, everybody chill out.
The fizz is too far behind.
We are fine team, lock in.
We're fine.
I need a good song.
this is it. We need to farm like crazy. And we can only go in on 80 carry. And support
to be honest. No more fighting that top laner unless he's one health and even then I don't
I don't know if I will.
These two jack-offs.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
The instant flash was crazy.
Top lane looking like some actions going on down there.
Let's go.
Vex is here.
Oh my god, dude, these motherfuckers are terrible.
I honestly just think we're getting team diffed.
We got a teammate quit wait who quit
We got to do this we have to
Is it soul everyone?
Dreshes there.
Wait, wait, wait, we rock, we rock, we rock, we rock, we rock, we rock, we rock, we rock.
We don't
We don't
I
And the enemy is unstoppable.
Your turret has been destroyed.
BOOM! So that's what dying feels like. Good thing I'm immortal!
I'm going to say it, people like this shouldn't be allowed to play video games, period!
They shouldn't!
Someone should take their computer away for the harm that they're doing to people like
me!
Oh my god!
Phantom!
Fan him for being fucking terrible!
Please!
There's no hope! Don't play roadblocks!
Oh, flea heavens.
Hold on Smolder can actually kind of do things
Wow actually what it's done we're chasing
Oh, it's not good Smolder
It's not good it's ff ff ggs fizz you're a piece of great player
It is what it is listen man when you have someone that goes 4 and 12 on fizz it really
is just uh I mean bro it it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is first game
is a rough game that one fucking sucks man whatever whatever whatever whatever
what about
what about
10 gifts at the start of the day
10 gifts at the start of the day man
God man
4 in 12
my first fucking game on I get this card
heartbreaking
hold on here
There's actually give me out give me out give me out GGs give me out give me out give me
Give me out, GGs. GGs. GGs is what it is. Is what it is.
Give me out. In the game, you cock-suckers. In the game. In the game. What a terrible
first game. I blame me having to get up and losing two minutes. That's what I blame.
this phase for being an absolute fucking dog shit player. Elder and end. I'm in. Hold
on, we can elder. Maybe. Hold on. That is not the guy to give a triple to. Fuck you,
face bitch I'd be able to get one more buy-in
Careful. Careful now. Careful now. Oh, you bitch. You bitch. We kill this, we win. We
kill that we win no actually well I mean maybe he's down on timer
huge huge kill what what just happened what just happened I didn't even see him
flash I didn't even see him flash huge huge please get off of me please God get
off of me. Oh it's over. GG's. GG's. He flashed out and I literally couldn't see him. GG's.
It woulda did. It woulda did. Bad first one. There's no way that doesn't ring bro. Yep,
I can't wait to see this business damage you guys say sub 5k you think it's sub 5k I think so
What did I say?
I complimented him.
you're telling me to you're telling me that I have a guy on my team that goes
for you have damaged me by the way he goes 4 and 13 and I get punished oh it
was for the AFK timer oh my gosh I was about to shit in a bag and send it to
riot. I'm not even gonna lie. I was about to crash out. 10 subs. Yep. Not how I wanted
to start the damn day. Damn it.
Thank you hutch a map for the 10 gifted
Movie they've been three months crazy for the nine months
It's fine. Hey listen
And it is what it is. It's what it is. It's our warm-up game warm-up game warm-up game warm-up game
Warm-up game
The Fizz reported me for going AFK.
Is that an actual world that that guy played like an absolute piece of shit and he reported
me?
You think that's a world we're living in?
Scrappy, thank you for the 17 bucks!
League is soft now. Well, you know
At least it doesn't have a credit system, you know, if I had that we'd be screwed
It's too low of credit. You can't buy a bag of beans.
Rogue, thank you for the five gifted.
I'll be honest, you're the best bet to just refuse to type no matter what.
Okay, how about this? In order for me to work on not freaking out,
I will type in my own chat on twitch and YouTube and kick rather than type in the game chat.
So instead I'm going to yell at you guys.
I'm going to, listen, this is what we're doing.
I'm going to pick one person in the chat and I'm going to yell at you like you're then.
That's what we'll do.
That's how we cope.
Lilia, what's good against the Lilia?
Is this a volley game?
Is this a volley game?
I can't play Zac, I'm not good at Zac.
This is a Vi game?
Dude, I don't really play Vi.
I'm gonna need ultimate.
I know this is an easier champ, but I'm gonna need ultimate like, hey,
Hutch, do this, do that, okay?
Perfect board.
My first time ever playing by.
First time ever playing by.
That's why we are practicing, Hutch, yep.
Yell at me, Papa, okay, stealing on me, Yell at me.
Yell at me Papa. Okay stealing on me yell at you this game. I appreciate your contribution
To me not getting banned on leak
You can yell at me too if it helps, okay
Stealing and cannabis stealing you're gonna be my top laner cannabis. You will be my ad carry. Do I have a support?
Anybody want to be the the support?
Nathan Nathan you will be my support
mid lane and Dane will be my mid lane okay all right all right all right maybe
maybe we need some good music but maybe we just need to change it up maybe we
need to change it up maybe we need to change it up let me think what do I go
Where do I go? Maybe it was the music chat, maybe it's my fault.
Go!
Heavy!
Oh, we're going to a mountain!
Gandalf!
I picked the wrong thing to start.
Gandalf, we're going to a mountain with Goud and a dragon in it!
get off
next song oh shit I can't all right we're doing this oh my gosh I do no
damage I didn't pick W first oh no
oh my gosh my clear is fucked so is my Q a stun it is right so okay tell me this
Are we more of like an assassin?
Wait, what does my U do? Or my W do?
Is W a passive?
every third attack okay oh I keep pressing it oops I can't listen to this
next one I don't know what to play with this one this is good
easy peasy so what's what's the what's the sequence what's the sequence
It's Q into EE.
And this is the easiest character in the world, huh?
No! I thought Bows do that once!
I thought I could do it. I saw Bows do that once.
Shit!
I saw Bowser do that once.
Here's what it is.
We're practicing, we're practicing.
I'm not Max Q. My U.G.G. says Max Q.
Q E auto E got it.
I almost slipped up there.
How did I just get in the mode?
Oh
Oh
Oh
It's the damn frog
I see you bitch
Just have the sun rain just...
Re-analyzing you.
NOOOOOOOM!
I'll see you.
Here I come.
I think my line was being slain.
I don't need the beat down.
I
We are so locked in my supposed to be rock hard right now be honest that normal
Okay, good, I'm glad not the only one I
Didn't go over the wall it is what it is my fat
Oh yeah, bot lane glocked.
Yo I kinda like my eye a little bit.
This is a great calm chat stealing how you doing in the top lane son Matt, how you doing?
What do I go what do I go?
Looking
I
Know
I should have got sweeper said dragon wards I don't know what you're saying
I
Watch out she's coming
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No!
You bitch! Get out of here!
They're getting away from me.
Oh
We're learning we're learning first
First time on fire!
First time! We're fine!
I
Go
I
Know I
destroy it
Shit
Fucking
I'm not gonna get that.
I don't know what you're doing.
I don't know what you're doing.
I'm not gonna get that.
I'm not gonna get that.
We back 30 seconds still drag we back we back we back we back we back we back we back we back
I didn't get the sweeper
Fuck you, that's my gold.
Rampage!
We're backing and then we're going to Rift Herald.
How are we doing?
She's backing, beautiful.
I didn't get Sweeper! Damn it!
Stealing, how you doing on the top lane?
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
I'm sorry.
BANG!
get enough of this!
PEW!
STEEKIN' UP, BITCH!
BAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!
Are you thinking up on I don't have spike
Fuck it, let's do it
Okay, she left me it is what it is I can't do no I can't do this
I'm
walking.
You all want to do Baron, okay?
Let's do it!
I feel like we didn't accomplish anything, I feel like we didn't accomplish anything.
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
Nice Ash!
We gotta go quick.
We gotta go quick. This might be a terrible idea to be honest.
I used a terrible idea for holding Q to leave.
You don't need Baron. You always need Baron!
Run for your lives!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh!
Oh!
I got excited i got it that's on me sorry both
That's my bad balls
I'm sorry. Oh my ass said are
Matt i'm sorry Matt. I'm sorry. That's my bad Matt
I'm sorry man
My bad dude
That's not bad, Bows. How did it mean to?
Oh, it doesn't matter. Ashes. Ashes an absolute monster.
Oh my gosh, he's ending. He's ending. They can't do anything about it.
We win.
Yep, G.G.
GG! W did it Chad! First win of the day! First win of the day! Nice! GG's, GG's, okay!
Not a bad Vi game, no? Oh my- Ah! Not terrible, 8-2? Carried Pog. Okay, I went 8-2. 8,
8 and 2. How did I get carried?
Dude, Vice a lot of fun.
Yeah, Vice now in the rotation.
Yeah, I didn't even have to yell at anybody on my team.
That was fun!
to be honest you're too heavy for anybody to carry you okay all right okay
well all right then all right then both swap me support maybe I can get a bot lane
swap too that crazy wait so you guys said the Diana is a bad the other this
Dick is a bad band. Who should I ban instead?
Yo, I feel like Yi's kind of just like a pub stomper.
And I don't play on playing them at all.
Wolf and Yi is the greatest enemy.
I play Yi, but at the same time again, he's like a pub stomper.
Your ass has to push lanes after kills.
Okay, got it. Yes, sir. So are you a sir?
So do you want this pick?
No, you're just showing young. Okay. Damn, you need to slap me like that.
What? Jesus.
What we thinkin'?
Ooh, Tom Kinch.
What we thinkin'? What we thinkin'?
What we thinkin'?
What we thinkin'?
I don't play Zinzal.
Vi again? No, I can't Vi here.
I don't know what to play. We're going volley. I need a crack volley. I need a
crack volley.
Ping Plank!
How's the volley pick? With these types of champs showing with a Tom Kinch and a
This is a volley like an okay pick
Not good no what would be a what would be a right pick
Yeah, I know they all they all know I made volley I know I
I know they do. I know they do. And everyone saw me play volleyball last year. It's for
sure going to get banned, but it doesn't mean we don't need to practice it. I definitely
think like this will probably be one of our only volleyball games today and we'll try
and just keep playing. I'm thinking we need to practice Vi. We need to practice.
Nocturne is, bro, Nocturne, if you got to practice Nocturne, you also got to practice taking a fork,
putting it in food and putting it in your mouth consecutively, okay? You got to practice Nocturne,
And you got to go get a job, you know what I mean?
Like it's over.
That's the most brain dead champ that ever existed
and does ever exist.
I mean, you were using W on your jungle camps, true.
True.
I did actually not know how to use a doctor
in there for a little bit.
I don't want to practice an Oodier, man.
I don't even know, I don't even understand how the green and the yellow and the red oodier works.
I don't know how any of that should work.
Play Shaco.
What about Malfight in the jungle?
Damn, you think I sucked that bad?
I think Malphite is going to be an instant ban.
If there's two characters, I think that all of these like legal legend guys will ban in
the tournament.
It's number one Malphite.
We're going to ban it every game.
Everybody else is going to ban it as well.
It's just a tide changer for really good players.
And Nocturne because new players will just overextend their lanes and get nuked on repeat.
I think those are the two that no one is really like they're just gonna everyone's gonna ban off rip
Well, we'll we're gonna ban a Moo Moo against Ludwig's team for sure will ban a Moo Moo that's public knowledge
Everybody knows that and we also have some secret picks that we're gonna ban I
Played I played a little bit of trundle in the top lane. I haven't really jumbled with them
Follow me.
Follow me.
Now what if we do
big booty mix.
Big booty mix.
Minions have spawned.
Minions have spawned.
Hello, good to be back. I've worked out a lot of times to this playlist. Believe it or not
I used to work out once upon a time. Who's in the jungle? Carthus. Oh it's over. We're
gonna bully this shit out of him. We take we take our first clear and then
we're just clearing his jungle every single time.
Oh, baby!
Who just pinged me?
Yo, fuck whoever just pinged me!
I'm clearing my camps, leave me alone!
What piece of shit's?
Let's go!
I'm small
Who the fuck
Many have tried
I don't like this remix this this playlist isn't gonna work
what's up bitch oh you stood in that you idiot
what do you think you're trading with this early you crackhead
Yeah, this remix is too crazy for me. I thought I'm in a club and I'm for sure about to get in a fight
I think I love a voice I watch him all the time at the cool guy
I
Fundamentals
They're shoved we do this we take drag I think
All right, the other jungler has a speech impediment. I repeat has a speech impediment. We're good
Nooooooooooooooooooo!
Nooo!
Fuck!
My bad boss, two songs...
oh fuck my bad boss new song it was a song's fault it was a song's fault song's fault song's fault
Sorry sorry my bad. I got too confident
Oh my Mundo, I bet wants to kill me.
Oh my god, I bet Mundo wants to kill me.
You think he's mad at me?
Be honest.
Yeah, shit.
yeah shit stealing I'm sorry
in my dreams frozen ice I wonder if they are
bitch
bitch
Where the hell did he go?
Oh shit, I feel like I'm to blame a little bit for that.
Sorry boss.
I might have got him killed a little bit boss, I'm sorry.
That's my bad.
Sorry top lane, my bad stealing.
You little juice, I kinda gave him a shut down a little bit.
the fuck going on over here either shortly
Oh shit.
Whoopsies.
See everybody later.
I'm gonna go farm.
Drags up actually.
Shit.
We're gonna have to give this drag.
bot lane is all dead.
Hey, do we go steal? You gotta think we steal? We go to his jungle and go steal some shit?
I love this song! Looking!
She is fast as fuck oh she saw me not good
Oh
Oh
Oh
run for your lives
Is what it is. Oh my god, my dog scared the shit out of me
Man, that top lane actually knows what she's doing a little bit, huh?
WARD SHIT!
DAMN IT!
I didn't mean to press E.
I'm all fucked up.
We wait for this guy we wait for this guy
Not up oops wait, is this what I was buying? Yes, okay
How am I doing right now?
Be honest.
Good time right?
Sweeper!
Shit!
Looking
Son of a bitch
I probably should have went top, huh? I should have went top
No! I was trying to run out of it. Shit.
Your team has destroyed and turned it.
Shit! It wasn't that bad though, right? I didn't do terrible. I kind of did something.
Spirit visage visage visage first
it's too late for that I think it's too late for that no it's not okay spirit
against each first.
team.
should I I'm just gonna go do my camps I should probably go take grip the hell
What the hell is that guy doing?
So much shit.
Little crackhead?
Do it!
you crack it
Careful she's gonna try and steal here.
Good.
good
Now we steal everything he loves and holds dear to his heart
And his dream is over we know
Easy I should have probably dropped rift, huh
now hold it we back and then we go drop rift somewhere
I have Sweeper, I have Sweeper.
I don't have to wait for I think
OOF
I'm not sure where you come from where'd you go where'd you come from caught on Joe
Get in it in it in it
Where you going bitch
Oh
Sweet god help me
I'm so locked in. I'm so locked in. I took an extra dose this morning. Just being honest.
Just being real.
fucking
of
I'm doing great everybody!
I might be time to leave!
We go do Baron. No way! No way!
You dumbass.
Looking.
We going bitch oh shit
You thought you thought you were saving him?
Well, look at you!
No, you were dying!
Get out of there!
We go, we go do Baron right now.
We go do Baron right now.
Come on, team.
No way, this real hutch.
Nah, not me, bro.
Big fan.
But I am skinny.
Oh my gosh.
I thought I touched my team.
shit
Hey, yeah
Where'd you go where'd you go? I know I had 3k gold at the bitch mother fucker
I
Don't know who question mark me you guys run in okay, sorry
Coming
save me hex gate you all saw that you saw that I hex gated so I would live you saw that
shit so next level you saw that shit
come on
All right, all right progress reports progress reports chat. How am I doing one out of ten be honest don't sugarcoat it be honest
One all right all right
All right
3.5, but if you bought a sweeper six, okay?
I'll take that.
I'll take that.
Now, here's my question.
We're doing great.
We're kind of in, you know, we got some momentum.
Do we dare?
Do we dare?
Throw a little Nautilus support game in there.
You know I love playing naughty, Danny.
You know I love playing naughty.
No, when you're winning, keep playing same role.
Oh, okay.
So if we start losing, then we throw an Autoless in there because we're out of the Winner's
queue.
Okay.
Yes, boss.
Yes, chef.
Yes, chef.
Yes, chef.
Yes, chef.
Wait.
Jeff, wait you can play Nautilus Jungle?
Actually?
it's not that good though I say we let's stay with some common sense picks okay
let's stay with some common sense picks also to whoever said do you care if I
snipe if you're on my team absolutely not if you're on the other team throw
okay just kidding I league I'm kidding legal legends it was just a joke it was
just a joke legal legends don't ban me it was just a joke I've already been
warned today once. I'm not seriously don't listen to install. Don't listen to him. He's
an idiot. Don't listen to him. We're gonna have to have a code word. If you cue snipe
me and you're on my team? Applesauce, okay?
But please don't use time to be on the other team and thump me, okay? I'm trying to get
out of Silver. I've been in Silver for too long. I hate myself.
Oh my gosh we have a chemo top that guy that guy oh my gosh okay lucky Warwick Jungle
uh warwick jungle what do we do is how is vi good against warwick
Gg's what
It's over. What? You sold. Really? No, we're going red cane. We knock him up so he can't auto Q alt auto alt Q and he's dead if we're if we're doing well.
That's a soft counter, but it's it's something it's something
But it's something so I was partially correct in my decision
Yo bro, can can I say something and I mean this as respectful as possible go fuck this other team
Look at the comp. Oh, we have a yasso
Okay, let me tell you what this rank is. I know a lot of y'all are higher ranks than me
But let me tell you what a yasu mid means
Yasu mid means we're either going to be carried by him or the game is over before it starts
That is it. There is no in between. I have never seen a Yasu mid who went four and four
two and three
Three and four three and one
one four and two it is always zero with 36 42 and one that is it there was no
in between he either carries the game like he's by himself or he throws the
game to infinity and beyond Buzz Lightyear is fucking us in the ass that
is it there's the only two decisions we have bucket thank you for the five
Gifted W's in the chat W's and is that chat?
W's in the chat honor climb back to 10k. I appreciate you, baby. Thank you so much. I
Appreciate you
Nocturne is good against Warwick really I didn't know that
Robe
Robe with a 10 gifted my man. I appreciate you Robe. Thank you so much for the take gifted
Dude, let me turn the alerts back up. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
W's in the chat if you ain't put a W your band
This is why you're in silver. Well, this is why your dad left. Okay. You yapped too much and you're too mean be nice
I'm trying man
Hey, how do I guarantee red buff
I
Do I guarantee that I get red first
No, no, no, no, I meant like I meant I meant like on on cane
How do I get red cane so I stop getting blue cane and have to wait two minutes?
Hit melee champs. Oh, okay, so I need to prioritize
Literally just beating the warwick, which is a terrible idea early on got it
We all win lanes, oh baby
please please please please please please
Oh
Great start!
Fantastic start.
Oh!
It's a great start so far.
I am your neighbor!
Did he just drop the N word in the chat?
Oh baby, we're so locked in.
Hey, even Saturday, what a piece of shit.
On the Lord's Day you're dropping that classic.
He's a shit.
Oh my gosh Warwick is just running it down my top laner's throat.
Oh my gosh, the Warwick's not even a jungler, it's the fucking...
Oh.
Well, we gotta invade like crazy again.
I
You'll smile
We go get that other scuttle
I'm a go boy this warwick
Shit coming
Oh, no, I'm okay.
I'm okay.
right here go get kills go get kills motherfucker that's a free kill you dumbass
What will be the final lesson?
Oh
Ship balls
I think it's no yeah, come on
Saw that?
I wouldn't have been able to reach, uh, what's it called, Carthus.
He was too far away from me.
I would have loved to have gone Carthus, but there was no option for that, sadly.
Catch a small town!
Go!
Oh my God, I can't sell my auto.
All right top laner I'm gonna be honest isn't very good it is okay we'll be okay as long
as you have to feed the warwick to infinity and beyond I don't think he's the best.
My bot lane's backing, so clear the other side.
They took a midnight train.
I should have warded that, huh?
Should I have warded that?
The drag before I left?
Yeah, shit.
Not bad boss. Not a boss.
They're on it for sure.
They are on it for sure.
Shitballs.
On and on and on.
Possibly here.
I tried to steal it.
I tried it in one of those
Fucking ha ha ha to get my feel
I'm the movie never ever because on and on and on.
You got this, bitch.
Not good.
Evo!
This guy's gonna spawn at me all of a sudden.
I'm not sure what to do with him.
Baby baby.
Run for your life.
Shit!
We wait.
What the fuck?
What just happened to me?
What just happened to me?
Wasted my time. Wasted my time. Back it up, Terry. Back it up, Terry. Back it up, Terry.
I'm wasting my time.
Now I'm wasting my time.
Yes, people.
I will be your new master.
They're doing the drag.
If I steal this drag, games over.
A warwick's gonna get pissed.
Oh my gosh, they're not stealing it.
I can do the drag like do I want to do the drag though, bro with this team, you know
I'll do it I do drag I do drag I do drag help me help me please
No!
Fuck!
Kill that bitch though.
Yo am I crazy my y'all so kind of abandoned me a little bit.
Yo am I crazy? My yasu kind of abandoned me a little bit there. Am I crazy to say that?
I don't want blue, I want red.
An enemy has been slain.
Son of a bitch!
Oh my god Warwick is 5-2.
nice we're going here get your fat ass over here ash and i know you're fat just by the way you're playing
love this song
there's no stopping us right now whoa whoa no walk over here looking at warwick
dumbass hoe
Warwick's coming for sure the way he's doing all this the way he's doing all this and Warwick's not coming
He knows.
That a boy.
What is that uh what's that item chat the sort of something it's like green for anti heal
What's it called?
Mortal Reminder?
Do we got Mortal Reminder?
This guy is absolutely fucking juiced.
Luckily, we're gonna be okay, but my god, I gotta stay away from the Warwick for a little bit.
But we're gonna pick a fight with him right now as Red Kane.
Show him what's up.
I think we go well option two.
Pro. My guy is fucking ass. U R S. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not getting around him anymore.
I'm not getting any, I'm not getting around him anymore. Also this was a bad idea. We're
gonna, we're gonna build Bramble. We're gonna build Brandable. We'll figure out
something else to build that sword. Yo, somebody stat check this motherfucker! Is this his first
time playing Trindy Bear?
I still think we're gonna win this I literally just I can't fuck with him anymore.
It is what it is for a drag up. I've wasted a lot of time on this top laner
You just so fed now it's like I don't know if it's possible
Rough your fucking live support
He's unkillable
He is unkillable
He's not killable, man.
Unkillable.
Maybe?
No.
Music off.
This is when League doesn't become fun anymore.
Oh man, 1 and 8 support.
4 and 8 top lane.
13 and 2 Warwick.
Chat, what can I build for him then?
I mean I gotta build Anti-Armor and I've already built Bramble.
I just don't know.
I suggest playing support.
I suggest sucking my dick from top to bottom.
I
Just don't know what we could play to beat up this racist warwick is an absolute fucking beast. I don't know
I don't think he's smart, but I mean bro, when you get fed to this level, he came out
of lane with 6 kills, man.
He dropped the end bomb and it was like he IRL ulted into an absolute demon.
I don't know.
Oh, man.
Yeah, I just, I'm not going to attack the warwick.
Well, yeah, she just why do you still not have anti-heal
This is my favorite type of content was this guy just shoving it down my throat eight inches
deep.
You enjoy that.
That's good.
port's dead. I mean it's gone too. Oh my golly. Oh my golly.
See this is why I feel like anybody who makes somebody this juiced and has zero, like zero,
uh, what's the word I'm looking for?
Like he doesn't try and do anything about it at all.
He should be fucking banned, bro.
We're live!
Win a ball!
Hold on!
Hold on!
We killed him!
Hold on!
Oh, oh, oh maximum lock-in no music
No one makes me believe my own blood
Don't be jays up
Arthas, you stealing bitch.
Got a back and go bot.
Honestly that's such a huge kill.
I'm turning on music. I need music. I'm coming boys. I'm coming.
Oh my god his heal is stupid. Oh my gosh his heal is stupid. Holy shit.
oh bro and you're just you're just as useless as ever huh you're just as useless as ever
that's good punish this bitch yep yep act real quick
I had to flash, I just wanted to make sure he died, I'm sorry.
I should have cleared that.
Ash got it.
hold on here two back-to-back deaths from warwick we might be able to out scale
them there's a chance truly I'm not meaning we just cannot oh they're on
Baron shit yeah I just realized I'm sorry guys that's on me my bad boss my bad boss
We hard defend
Oh
So here's my money
Well, support's dead.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Yo, should I fully build this, uh, oh my god.
Oh, it's a little scared now a little bit just a little bit it's shoving it down that
throw it's a little bear fire you what what in the fuck is this top planer doing
what is he doing that doesn't even make any sense
He's just he just he's just
Come on boys
No, we do clean I do team
Yes
We live to see another day
Clear! Clear! Clear edge! Clear edge! Clear edge!
Oh my gosh, so winnable. So winnable.
What do I buy here? Do I buy Death's Dance and then Bramble? Or what's it called?
Do I buy the...
What do I buy? Eclipse?
Do I buy Thornmail? Do I finish that by some point?
Yes, finish storm now, okay I
Got that shit stolen bro. No way. I'm so stupid. Why did I flash that like? Oh
You fucking crack head. Why is everybody after me man?
I
Can punish
Great
that was all me
come back
I'm looking forward to see what this top laner's damage is.
I mean, when you have 13 deaths, it makes sense that you got some damage.
At least you're throwing some elbows before you get absolutely fucked in your ass.
Oh, bro, ban that fucking idiot, man.
Bro, how do you get thumped that bad and at no point you think, man, I ought to
anti-heal.
He's literally healing his entire body off of my blood. I should maybe do an anti-heal
Practice practice practice
It's practice it's practice it's practice
At the end of the day it's practice
Mortar myself a burrito
Damn it man. This game piss me off so much of eating
Shit
Y'all want anything chat you want any food
Make double I'm ordering Chipotle. What the hell did they can make doubles?
We're talking about practice?
What talking about?
Yo, can I be real? You know what I've had the most fun playing so far?
Bye. I have a question. Whenever I think that it's a good
Kane spot, is it also a good Vi spot?
What changes me going from Vi or going to Kane?
Sympy, thank you for the two months. Brass, knuckle, thank you for the tier one
I met thank you so much for the 14.
This is called a melon hat.
Always Vi never came, Vi's better.
Is Cain in a bad spot right now?
Where is it on like the ratings?
It says it's S tier.
is
is Vi good against Diana
Dun dun dun
All right, I'm gonna go pee grab a drink chat. I'll be right back
Give me two seconds you need a visekin true beans true beans. What do I do what looks not stupid?
Chat which skin hurry which skin oh
I would love the arcane brawler
Officer? Is this because what's the reason for this?
What's the reason?
Yo, Joey with the finger, let it go, Pete.
That means he's in the chapter, Joe.
I-
Thank you.
Yeah, you got your toy boy, I had full screen the whole time sorry Jack
Get the Day Z server up, it's going to be up next week.
That's what we're planning on for it to be up and running next week.
I have a meeting with all the guys tonight.
John Doughy Gav told you guys, but tonight, tonight, Discord tonight.
We're going to get everything finished up.
We saw that gut.
Congratulations.
Joey, thank you for the 50 gifted.
Joey absolute beast bro another 50 my man. Love you man appreciate you bro. Thank you
that did tell us cool cool cool cool cool cool
bamanama bow bow bow
that goes a super freak
Vi is good
Vi is good against immobile carries
God is so people who can't do like a lot of dashing and bullsh**
that buys good against. So if I
wouldn't be good against like a
vein or like what's that dude
who teleports and shoots those
little lightning bolts.
As real, if I wouldn't be that
good against as real.
Do I beat Zenzow early or
or not.
No.
She's good against everything if you play well.
Okay.
All right.
In for it.
going to be happy that I learned how to play by. Yeah, he is. Wait, how many are double
lift spies be honest
secret spies tell no lies
Well, DL's the go, man.
Is DL the greatest NA?
Like, is he the greatest NA player to ever do it?
One of them?
top five that's pretty cool man. Yeah I got a couple top fives in my arc top five you
know. Shit let me just go through the roll of decks of top fives I have as well. This
This came from Tarkov, top five.
This is so long.
GTA pursuit, top five.
Wizards 101, robbering, robbing, robbering.
Robbing people, top five.
Appires to the Caribbean online, warlock, top five.
also one-handed sword top five whoever said competitive eating fuck you but I
can slam a burrito in less than 15 seconds from Chipotle that is true
If I got to remake a game because of you, I hope your account gets smited from this world.
And that's on jaw.
That's on jaw.
If I got a warning for BNAFK for 15 seconds, that guy better have gotten banned.
You should try Wukong.
Wait, I have a question.
How do I get the double XP?
How do I get the double XP?
You might want to refund, Vac, you might want to refund the Gambo, so that they, because
a lot of people they're actually picking depending on like the comp on the other team too.
Double XP or LP, LP, double LP.
Also, I got a bunch of these man. Should I open these one day? Where is it?
Where's the ones the things that you open?
I kind of just want to play Vi this game. I really enjoyed Vi. Vi is fun man. My favorite
league player like Shreemer, Baus. I love all of them. I'm going to be honest, I'm
I'm a big league fan, I watch so many people, Kajal, Alts, what's that other dude's name?
He's a bot lane guy, the other Draven, T1 I watch as well, what's the guy, the other
Draven's name?
Short little chunky guy, Hamza, yeah Hamza, I like Hamza.
I like Hamza a lot.
I feel like I could go and hang out with Hamza.
I like Hamza.
Who else I watch?
Of course, Alois.
I was watching every, every Mundo climb,
and that was a lot of fun.
I don't watch Dante's too much.
No offense to Dante's.
He seems like a funny and cool guy.
He just, bro, his mic, man.
Yo, what do we do here?
now what should I what should I what
should what ruins should I go
against against Malphite.
against Malphite. Conqueror? Conqueror what? Is this good conqueror?
Yeah, math got me stuttering a little bit
Oh my gosh, what is my top lane, bro?
Anivia?
Top?
Versus a mouth fight?
Are you smoking crack?
What am I looking at?
team cop is eighth, but I believe.
Yo, we're falling apart and champ select.
Oh my god.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, I like that.
He just yells a lot. I also like the guy who plays Nunu that guy. I'll listen to yell. He's he's hysterical
That guy's so funny
Bro that motherfucker I
Would and I mean this with respect and love. I would never play with him. I would have an aneurysm
My Tism would lock me up. I
Would be able to focus from just him screaming
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know start W start W start W W W W
Invade no not against not against him not against Jarvan I think Jarvan
fucks me on an end wait what it's a malphite it's a malphite jungle oh my
gosh kill me I should have invaded
bro what is this what is this competition I'm looking at right now
possible early game top lane possible early game top lane
Probably shouldn't win Q maybe.
If I could have ganked.
Actually if I ganked he's just gonna flash he's not gonna be worth.
Maybe we'll see after we get level 3.
I'm looking.
Definitely a gank opportunity.
Gank?
Should we gank?
Should we gank? Yes!
Never mind.
Never mind.
I
Yo, it's me. Yo, bro
Looking
It's not good, bro
I'm looking
killed over a spider
Good
finish our clear so bad hey uh Felk you mind seeing if you can suck my dick is
that possible you want to try
oh thank you okay then shut up
sometimes you got a nix adore
okay that helps yeah I see you I see you I see you I see you I see you
I'm doing this my way.
I didn't know that he would see me on this from here.
I didn't know that.
Drag 15 seconds, yep.
Hey, I feel like I caught that a little bit.
So I got part of that a little bit just a hair
DUNCH!
Oh my god, bro
Thank you so much Akali.
I'm dead bro.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't really understand what my AD carry is doing.
I mean no mana. I don't know. I don't know. We'll go sweeper early. Oh my god.
go sweep early fuck the drag play for ourselves is what it is
I
My baby
I
Did just walk up to that guy and not attack him for like half a second. I recognize that I
Recognize that
It's really hard not to cancel autos early on by I
Like I keep doing it looking for a potential top gank here looking looking
looking looking
oh okay sorry about that we're going here
dumb asso dumb asso
Go watch out for the Malphite Altair.
He's chasing that's already cleared okay let's go good okay alright okay okay we're not doing
terrible here we're not doing terrible here
Oh, great song.
Doing good.
Thank you my friend.
I feel like I'm doing not terrible at all to be honest.
I should have used Q to get over the wall. I should not have used it there.
Whoopsies!
No mother fucker you mother fucker you piece of shit oh you piece of shit I'll be back
I'll be back, you motherfucker.
My food's here.
no way that no way the drake is
slowing me no way the drake is slowing me bro no way the drake is slowing me oh
my god and it resets for a
Oh dude the shaco just kind of pop off I've noticed my oopsies whoopsies kind of took
a fucked up round here now in this situation should I just not clear my
Gronk and just head straight to the other camps or whatever it's called my
little boulders I'm doing it is what it is
Fuck it
There's one of this
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Yo, I kind of fuck with my heavy chat. This is a great co-op
uh-huh vice terrible I don't know why that went over there I was nowhere even near that
Oh my god.
Lucky, lucky, lucky!
me waste it all worse worse we go play for rift now yeah rift
You got a make a door next song
I
Bitch
That we go ref that we go ref
Oh
Can I come out
I
Coming pop
You like that flash into the cue boys
You saw that?
Oh, I thought I was shit, my bad guys, y'all do that, I got this.
Oh I thought I was shit my bad guys y'all do that I got this my fault
alright I thought I was I thought I was doing something else there sorry oh my
god I wasted rift herald shit
I
Had to go save rift Harold
I'm coming with
Bitch fuck you
Turning around I'm coming back
My bad, I was trying to hit the wall, sorry.
You guys got this, I'm going to go clear my camps.
Sorry, I don't know what I'm doing.
It is what it is.
You can't comprehend the level of thinking that you just witnessed.
It wasn't a bad play, it was just such a good play, you don't even know what happened.
You saw me knock him up though, that was good.
We back after this.
of
the
Who robbed me? Where is this Chicago?
Oh my gosh, if Anivia pulls this off...
Oh my gosh, they're pulling it off!
He's so tanky!
Thank you for the assist there buddy, thank you for pulling me into you.
Thank you so much.
I am a dwarf and I'm dead, get some holes.
doing great everybody doing great
Oh my god I'm terrible.
Watch out for the mouth fight ult, watch out for the mouth fight ult.
We're doing great!
Kill this bastard!
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
You're on time to save the game.
Digging, digging holes, digging holes.
Hey, we're doing good.
We're doing good!
What do I go here? What do I go here?
What do I go?
Death dance? Okay
So what makes you guys what what what makes you guys say death dance? What why why death dance?
To survive longer so death dances helps me survive even longer than normal or how no it like prolonged damage over time or some shit
sometimes you got to make a door
sorry my CS apologies is what it is oh I need 50 more CS we're waiting we're
We're staying, we're staying, we're going to go steal.
I missed.
The standard for violence now you just change it things up first you say it's for violence
Now you say it for vice. Which one is it you fucking liar
Aren't they ff thing no one ever ffs you got a one and eight top liner on the other team
They don't they don't they don't know what ff means
oh my god
Oh shit.
Wait, are they trying to end right now?
Oh, shit.
Bye-bye, guys. Coming.
Shit, ult.
Oh, we're ending, we're ending.
Guys, we're ending, duh.
Sorry, I'm ending right now. Excuse me. Sorry. I'm ending right now. Excuse me. Hey, bro,
Is ViR Champ? Is ViR Champ?
Is ViR Champ?
Bro, is ViR our champ?
Oh my God, I did nothing.
Oh my, I did less damage than the fucking support.
I was just KSing.
I was just stealing people's shit all game.
Oh, it's because I wasn't playing Lethality Vi.
Oh, Blinny's playing.
You did good CC though, cool.
What would you do? Okay.
Out of Vi, Volley.
Vi-Volley-Docter and Kane rank me right now.
What through four?
What's my best?
What's my worst?
Kane four.
That's all I know.
Okay.
I kind of just want to keep practicing Vi.
I was a lot of fun
Now is the greatest enemy
They might ban by though, that's fine device
I literally buy my first game on by was the game before my last game
This is my third game on by ban it. I got you I'll play all the other ones. I have hours in
No, I want to go grab my burrito, sorry.
Ah, fuck.
Fuck, go ahead.
Oh my god, I showed Vi.
Wait, did they see that I was hovering Vi?
No, they didn't.
Viego is my good against Viego is my good against Viego
No!
Oh!
No!
No!
Fuck you, Ash!
You fucking idiot!
What have you done to me?
We're playing Molly, it is what it is.
I know it's probably a bad pick.
Fuck everybody.
Ash, you're dead to me.
Ash, you idiot!
Blue, Blue, you are a purebred Alaskan Husky and you are running away from a one inch
long, fringe bulldog.
What are we doing, bro?
You're a Husky.
She can't do anything to you.
You're ten times her size.
You pussy!
He got that baby!
All right chat what's our win clause here
Is this one of those games that is this one of those games where if I fall behind we're just kind of cooked
who turned the music off?
Yes, chef.
Yes, chef.
Next.
Oh, hey.
Oh, hey.
Oh
Shiza
Run for your life buddy, vice fucking piss.
Love to see that in the top lane, love to see that in the top lane.
I'm going for that scuttle.
I'm not backing just yet.
BAM BAM BAM BAM
Oh clearing one more time and then we back
No, we're not we're backing. We're going drag
All big stun
Wait, maybe? Maybe here? That was a terrible play by me.
Okay, I should not have shown bot lane live oh
I kind of threw a big time I kind of threw a big time brand kills maybe nice
Do we go right back do we go right back?
We for three not terrible, okay
Start it start it start it
Oh the brand just the ashes told the brand to shut the fuck up. This is good
I'm glad our team synergy is at an all-time high for the squad team synergy all-time high gentlemen
Oh, okay, you died for a good cause buddy
You died for a good cause
You died for a good cause
Okay our brand has lost his shit he is now alright our brand is now in the mid lane at
level 5. I can't gank bot, she has 1 HP and she's literally in the spawn. Pretty sure
in my jungle oh spy is scared
Take on me, take on me, take me on!
Brother, what the fuck is that?
What slowed me?
What just happened to me?
Ult it first!
Yeah, that would have worked.
That probably would have worked.
Now, when you say it like that, it makes a lot of sense.
He's fucking dead.
Just gonna go clear our jungle.
Brand, please. Stop having a mental fucking breakdown, man.
Today is the day, brother, go jump!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Well, oh.
Shit.
Yeah.
Okay, what the fuck are you doing though?
Is Brandt?
What is he?
What is he doing?
Am I missing something? It's 11 to 8. My brand is feeding.
Like am I fucking missing something? Why is everyone losing their fucking minds?
We win everyone, chill the fuck out!
Holy shit man!
What the hell is wrong with these people?
a
holy cow
the
the
the
the
health man oh my gosh the brand's fucking dead again why are we love that
I love that for you, Naur. I love that for you, Naur. Feeling drag.
Watch that. Yep. I'm gonna Q her soon.
Had to smite her.
Holy shit, chat, how was that I feel like I really did something good there.
I dodged it, came back, E'd after a stun, or Q'd after a stun, E'd a save me, I mean
I don't know what more I could have done balls. I really am giving it my hardest balls
come on let's take this turret i'll be done
I
Need to turn out big dumb
Motherfucker
Uh, yeah, Brandon has 7 deaths.
Or 6 deaths.
Yeah.
over here for Brandt.
I'll bank buys here. Oh no.
Congratulations guys, you died for it.
I get for not having smite.
I'm stupid.
I also don't have clear, but we killed them both for it.
I mean, I don't know, I'm stupid, sorry.
Let's go back and buy so we're absolutely a beast on the map.
Is this what T1 was recruiting for?
Are you talking about the, uh, are you talking about AT&T, a nine-liter cup?
Yes.
I am on the opposing team.
I'm on Double Lips team.
I'm not buying wards.
Fuck me.
Got Ward, sorry, whatever it's called.
Oh my god, they actually got it shit.
Yeah, I feel really stupid.
Good.
Wonderful.
Wonderful, wonderful.
We are absolutely massive.
to be reckoned with. Absolutely massive.
I'm out of town.
You ain't stealing nothing, bitch.
Coming.
On the way.
Huge.
I think I didn't know I don't invade I back
what are you asking me so we just absolutely stomped her fucking face in by the way I should
Look, Rod James is always up in the air Michael Jordan, you know
Oh shit
Not the best of shutdowns to give no arc antlitea. Okay. No, it's one of the only sensible human beings on my team. I think
yo yo yo what the fuck why are we trying to FF the hell is wrong with
these people man
That is why we are rolling mobility I mean, I don't think they're going after it.
on the I don't think part oh they might be oh no
let the land thunder with my storm
going after this guy
the overstager welcome bitch
He gone.
He gone, he gone, he gone.
I'd love to be able to do something.
Problem is, there is no problem.
We're doing it.
Maybe not.
Did someone do anything else on the team?
No, we're going here.
We are going here.
Everybody, you cock-suckers, can we do something together?
I got a brand in my fucking spawn I got an ash in my spawn my god man like dude this
This team isn't real, man.
This team isn't real at all.
Who wants to get yelled at?
Who wants to get yelled at?
Who wants to get yelled at?
Who wants to get fucking yelled at?
Anybody in chat want to get yelled at instead of me yelling at my team because I'm about to get fucking banned
I'm about to get banned. Bro. He's absolute
I have a hashtag add in the title. I cannot I cannot say that I
Need that's my bad. You know what? That's my fault after killing three and having a free baron and my fucking top laner going
Bot lane and not even shoving just farming on a freeze wave my mid laner is the only one there
My ash is a fucking speech impediment. My brand is borderline writing a fucking note. I mean I don't I
Truly I truly don't know I truly don't know hey hey morons
We're going to the drag
Can we do that? Can y'all wheel yourselves over there to the fucking dragon?
Can we wheel ourselves over to the dragon please? I love that
Oh look at Brand!
Great job Brand!
You're doing the Lord's work man!
Great job everybody! Great job!
You're doing great man!
Good work guys!
Yeah, you there? Give a fuck about that?
I
Do it, okay got a farm finish farm finish farm
It hurts, bro. Don't you fucking ping me, bro. Don't you ping me ever again. Don't you ping me!
chat you better not start pinging me in the chat you better not start pinging me in the
chat you better not start pinging me bad kids bad oh I'm about to fuck you yeah walk right
I didn't do it. Oh my god. I'm in your head, buddy.
I'm so in your head, bro. It's unbelievable.
We're pushing this away. We're just going to push the wave all the way down, bro.
Here's what it is. We're top laner now.
I'm literally 1v9, I just need my Ash not to be here, you know?
That's all I need, I need my Ash not to be there.
Aw, shoot.
Maybe I don't, they're all rotating over here.
Ah, vice here.
back in time.
You're not real you're you're not real you're not you are not real
I'm gonna hold my tongue
Last thing I need
Is some shit coming my way for talking shit to somebody else, but my god am I losing it?
Nice honestly, that was that was nice on it
Oh my what boss boss
No, no, you're being a dragon that doesn't come up for a minute. What are we doing?
We got to end the game right now if it goes the if it goes the length it's over we have
to end the game right now we got to get the drag and we just have to end
I'm going and stealing I do not lose a 1v1 to literally anybody please oh my gosh they're
fighting in the mid lane without me 47 seconds till drag
Brand is by himself again.
Maybe it's Voli, bro.
Maybe Voli's cursed.
Have we thought about that?
We thought about Voli, just might be a cursed champ for us.
I'll have to go beat the daylight out of these zigs.
All right, fuck it, we're going here.
Please kill Alderquick.
1400.
We're still ending, we're still ending. Fuck them and their Alderbuff, we're still ending.
Bro, I was stunned and couldn't flash bro and by the time she comes down it's over
She has half health. Maybe I just ult her there. We're still ending. We're still ending. I don't care. Grab it. Let's go
Can we go take baron? Yeah, we do don't we?
Can we go take baron?
We go take baron. We're going to take baron
I cannot believe I threw that
three dead I think I should have just pushed away actually I don't think I
would have ended kind of counters whatever they have going on right now
Finish my camp, hopefully have next item, which I think I do, and I'm good.
to fight is an important one.
Alright, we added a while ago.
We're full built, we're ready to rock.
We need to end.
How long does uh, how long does uh, what's it called last for them?
Elder?
You didn't have elder.
Hey, just wait till elder goes out and then I end the game.
Shove waves, wait till elder goes.
Brand is walking forward, man.
Oh, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone. We fight this, we fight this, we fight this.
I think we win dammit
Who do you think you are? I am. Who do you think you are? I am. Oh my god.
where is my team brother where is literally everyone I should have backed I should have
I should have not thought that my ash who had oh my oh
No, do something baby. Oh any oh
Huge oh huge old hit the fucking tower, please God hit the tower
Hit the tower hit the tower hit the nexus in the game. No, please God
Give me out get me out
I think we should go ahead and talk about something. I think we kept our composure. I think we kept our composure very well.
I don't think I blame to anyone for anything at any time during that entire game.
I think we kept it cool, calm, collected.
And to be very honest, I think that as long as we continue to stay calm, to focus on the mission
And to really not step out of bounds, step out of our realm of understanding and execution, we can continue to win games.
I'll agree.
Brand did more damage. That's how I know you are an iron two silver player because you're talking about the damage that a 15 death brand is doing as quite literally the champion that can grow one ability and damage the entire other team.
So cradle my nuts in your mouth like grapes to an emperor 5000 years ago.
Any other questions?
Gigi's hutch, I was the vi. Simpy, fuck you, okay? You made my blood pressure spike to the moon.
Any- anything else? Are we good? I didn't know you were good at League hutch. No idea why you would torture yourself this season though.
So, your definition of good and my definition of good, I think, are very different, my friend.
Also, that was the best volleyball game of the day.
Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to enjoy my burrito real quick.
And who we want to watch, Chad?
Do we pull someone else?
Do we pull someone else up on the big screen?
Food by Vin coming?
Uh, yeah, it's about to go down.
Is Bows live?
Oh my gosh, Bows is live.
The king.
Yes.
I'm a little muster.
Chat, don't be weird, okay?
I have been able to watch Bows.
I have been able to watch Bows.
Bows.
Bows.
Every day, he doesn't know who I am, which is great.
And no one knows I'm here.
Let me continue to stay undercover, okay?
Let me enjoy my favorite streamer just like you guys enjoy your favorite streamer when you're watching me, of course
Don't be weird
Don't be weird
Now I have a question
What is the equivalent or not the equivalent who what is the best lane to
carry with right now this season is it 80 carry again I'm proud of you guys I'm
not seeing any stupidity good job chat
No, it's not always 80 carry I know for a little bit there was top lane was that two seasons ago was top lane
sub if you enjoy his content no cuz I'm undercover I'm undercover also I have
twitch turbo.
Yo, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, don't wrap me out.
You know, you know, we ought to go play. We ought to play a scion jungle game for the
bow. That's what we ought to do. First time scion in the jungle. What do you guys think?
You have to follow for an hour to talk about this chat.
That's so giga-chat.
Bro, dude.
Vladimir is such a champ.
Did you all see that?
life steal my god
someone give to me a sub
master
shut up
boldly shut up
chat stop
stop blowing my cover
Oh my god!
Good night, you're kidding me.
What role am I playing in the AT&T tournament?
Jungler.
We're doing research right now.
We're watching the man himself play,
and this is what's going to make us better.
Watch a little bit of Balfe.
Who is this hutch guy?
guy chat stop fuck off
watching the top laner when you're a jungler oh yeah it's bow he does
everything never consider never consider right that down wait he's
Rockwell. Never consider TPing. Write that down.
Wait, why would he TP with no health?
Oh wait, he backed, okay.
He got famous for anything.
Yo, I'ma say something.
You cannot sit there and talk shit about Bouse
unless you are a challenger level legal legend player.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
I know, I've watched all, listen, bro,
when I tell you guys I am a Bouse viewer,
I am a Bouth viewer.
I've watched all the YouTube videos.
I watched every game Lost Ratones played that was streamed.
I almost got a Lost Ratones jersey.
I'm a big fan.
I really am.
Listen, streamers can be fans too.
Ever tried Belvath?
Yeah, I play a little bit Belvath.
I actually play a lot of Belvath.
Probably like my fourth or fifth highest played jungler,
but I'm just not good at it.
two to meet things are going on. I don't want to play against a Viego.
Oh my god, I said I was gonna play Sion.
Yo, if you stream sniped this game back out if you love me.
I forgot I didn't pick yet.
I was bluffing.
Dad, do we do Vi or do we just say fuck it and play Sion? What do y'all think?
We're not going to start trolling just yet, we're winning.
That game I thought we were going to lose when we won.
I have a question, how many games have we won in a row now?
Anyone know?
I thought Hutch was clip farming, but he's actually really dumb.
Sure, don't say true after I read that.
What the hell?
Don't say true!
That is not something you true to!
Officer Vi is a gooner skin by the way.
That mean people beat their shit to the skin?
Is that what gooner means?
But y'all had me buy one of those skins? Jesus!
Really, Vi does it for ya.
Jesus! Vi?
Good ass!
Who are you, Kloxy?
She chokes me and slams me down bro dude this League of Legends community is fucking cooked.
What the hell?
You guys are cooked.
You guys are cooked.
How dare you toast it?
How dare you say that about me?
Slow it down, quit.
OP.GG says you are on a two game winning streak.
Oh my gosh, what?
I can look up my OP.GG.
Does it say I'm also really good at the game and I'm sexy?
It says weight limit exceeded.
OK.
All right.
All right.
You motherfucker.
I did I even pick my fucking oh no we're going lethality I picked lethality ruins didn't I
Here I come to save the day
Sweeper level one wait that's an actual chat just be rolling sweeper all the time as jungler
I'm about to start doing it, bro. Just so I can stop forgetting. Oh my gosh, Karen is I didn't start there
I'm pissed I started in the wrong spot and look this is the ultimate punishment
I'm gonna skip my uh, what's it called and go straight there I think oh, no I need to hit it for my Q shit
steal why would i steal
they do we see jungler
gank his ass
six seconds
five
or
he's out
wait did my shit get stolen?
oh my gosh my shit got stolen
oh it didn't? okay
shit falls
oh my god I'm ass I'm so ass I'm hot ass fine lock in we're not locked in we're
not locked in I need a better song I need a better song I need a better song
You get a better song.
I blame the song.
Alright, new role!
Yeah, I need you to spam go top lane from now on, okay?
Whenever I start the game, warm top lane.
Spam it.
I'm ganking this fucking Garen. He's pissed me off.
Oh shit!
Coming right here.
You're an idiot. You're such an idiot. You're an actual idiot, bro.
You dumb fuck.
I'll never know what hit him.
Dumbass.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Do I go the, do I go the, do I go hubris?
Do I go hubris?
can I go hubris bucket let's go we're going for it this game we're going for
it we're going for it it is what it is you might hate me but it we're going for
it we're doing it
before sending it we're putting on a show this game boys I'm confident
Bro, how are you gonna say I'm behind?
I have a kill, man.
I died one time under a tower.
That would about the same amount of time as backing anyways.
get off a couple extra seconds we're going bot lane
ah shit
and
have
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
There's no way you have that little damage. There's no way you are that fucking ass. There's
no way you have that little damage, bro. What the fuck? What the fuck?
He only has boots. Oh my god it's cooked.
Keep coming. Keep coming.
Oh my god.
I can't. Fuck it.
fucking garen bro. Nice! Worth! Worth! Worth! Worth! Worth the chase! Stop chasing. Okay.
I was gonna say something else, but I don't know what to say.
I'm scared of the mid laner, I can't lie.
possible.
have a waist there, cant lie. Kind of a huge waist there. I'm fucking dead. Please speed
me up, speed me up, speed me up, speed me up, yeah. Alright guys, listen, I'm gonna be
a hundred percent real with everyone here. This might be the worst fucking bye performance
that we've had up to date so far. I am beyond rattled from these beginning fights. I need
to mentally reset. I need to mentally reset right now. Because right now I'm fucked. This
is terrible. We're okay. We're okay. We're okay. We're okay. I'm throwing a little
bit. I'm throwing a little bit. I've done everything wrong to this point but we're
not doing absolutely horrible. Oh my god. We got to win the smite off here.
Okay, good job Eddie Cary, thank you so much for the support, thank you so much for being
there for me whenever I needed you most.
Thank you honestly for sitting under your tower the entire time as three man shoved
it down my ass viciously.
Honestly, it's really appreciated and you're doing great, Animals TV.
Thank you so much.
Fantastic, Mortar Kaiser is getting big.
Love to see it where I'm trying my hardest just to farm guys. I really am. I swear I am
Still don't have sweeper by the way
If punching myself in the face wasn't TOS, I'd consider it.
Yo, can you help me with this?
Can you help me with this, Mordekaiser?
Pretty please?
Please, buddy.
Fuck you bitch.
Doing great boys.
Fucking bitch!
Get off of me!
Like that Q!
I thought I was far enough. I thought I was far enough away, bro.
I
Didn't think he could just fucking jump at me like an absolute demon brown
Wanted it. I wanted that I wanted it is not my lane on my problem not my lane not my problem
No one talk to me. Don't even look at me. Don't even look at me
Don't even look at me
Bro, I still don't have sweeper, bro.
Oh my god, what is wrong with me?
Why do I lack the ability to click on a fucking item?
I'm talking about it. I know I want it. You know I want it. We all know I want it
And I just don't pick it
What is wrong with me?
Dude she has been perfect this game
If you hit a wall, hit it hard.
It's not feeling real.
It's not feeling real.
I can't lie.
It's not feeling like a real game.
i'm buying sweeper
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
you should have killed them before they killed you you got it ten four balls
is a bad game bro
this is a bad bad game
mid laner is just so fed
it's like
Please there you go. I got boots. There we go
Mean they're gonna take they're gonna take drag maybe not actually
We'll play for drag
I hate when games are like this but there's like three people on the map I can't fight
against brother why do you want me so bad every fight oh my god I mean holy fuck
Man get away from me. Go play the game
Jesus oh
Yeah punishes ass nice we can take drag maybe
Or I just saw drags gone nevermind
Keep scaling, keep farming.
Pro, yeah, go fuck yourself.
Actually, Mordekaiser's down, I'm down, I'm down.
Oh.
Hey.
That was good.
I
Of yours
At a boy in math that a boy in math we're right back get a big dog
We're right back in a big dog
Nice! Okay! Hope is not lost, I repeat! Hope is not lost!
That was a good move, no, that was a good move!
Nice boys!
this who you okay and bitch I can up Terry I can up Terry okay so the purple
Oh, yeah, no one's no one's gonna go and check this buck buck. I nobody nobody cares
I'm gonna get smited from earth. I'm gonna get smited from earth. I can't get to him
I'm sorry. I couldn't get to him
And you build my heart.
Where we go here?
This?
Here I come to save the day.
Or wreck it.
Man, I got damaged now. Holy shit.
Drag up at 42 everybody
My wife's calling
I don't like it.
Your Twitter has given us a lot.
Hey, I'm just gonna say something, this rams motherfucker, I know you're in the stream and
You can suck my whole dick.
There ain't no way you've been in my jungle perfectly
nine times this game.
You absolute loser.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Also, Sona, you fucking suck.
Lucky I was talking to my wife
before I'd be yelling at chat, cause y'all.
Idiots!
oh my god I fucking didn't press it dude give me out man
give me out bro it's over man it's over bro it's over it's over bro it's over
It's over
No, it's not listen
It's not the fact that my jungler on the other team isn't whatever the rank I am
It's the fact that he's watching the stream 1 billion percent. You do not or not the jungler the mid lane you do not
Fucking smite me in my own jungle nine times this game the way that he is so perfectly and not be bullshit. Fuck him
100% he's in this motherfucker. Loser.
Loser
Yeah, I'm just walking behind the mortar Kaiser bro
guys can we do something about this guy I'll go straight here
I
what? what? oh, bitch
It's not stream cypher's, you're right, stream cypher's don't exist, 100% agree and honestly
I'm just mad, yep.
We're kind of massive now, can't lie.
That kid's bad, true.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, that's good.
Oh
So no you don't fuck why are you running the opposite way with full help in a 2v2
Am I mad? Yeah. I am. I am a little mad. I am. That's like the fourth time I've shown
this life in a duvy too. Oh yeah, DAMN IT'S STEALING!
Oh fuck you guys bro, I'm farming.
Fuck everybody.
Oh that's why.
oh my god bro give me out give me out I'm getting four man ran down in my
jungle GGs I'm getting four man ran down in my jungle fucking amen
Yo, ult that motherfucker, bro.
Ult him, Mordekaiser.
Send him to Kingdom Cum.
Grab him!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Heartimap's kind of massive.
Wait a minute.
Oh, yeah.
Beat his fucking ass.
44 seconds till drag.
We're okay.
We can win this, boys.
Lock in.
Mordekaiser's massive.
We can win this.
I'm losing my voice from yelling.
I gotta chill. Listen.
Hey, don't go too crazy.
We gotta drag up soon, boys. I'm coming.
You're gonna have to carry me this game.
It ain't no volleyball game again.
Getting the shit beat out of me.
you not miss this hutch please y'all don't miss this beautiful you go trade the Baron
You're gonna laugh. Get it hard.
Shake the Baron.
It's huge.
I'm massive.
Oh man, I'm massive.
I'm massive. I'm about to be huge!
In game, not in game!
I'm petite and IRL, I'm petite.
Oh my sweet heavens.
oh there there's no way you wait on me again man there's no way you wait on me
again brother brother no fucking way they're there again bro
no
I'm not sure what's going on.
Yo, is animals TV streaming right now?
Can you say Hudge says carry him?
Please God, please?
You guys mind sending that message?
Ravens?
You can get banned for that?
What? Die in game?
of the day. Or Wreck-It.
Who needs a beatdown?
An ally has been slain.
Beautiful.
We have brought this back incredibly.
This team is so focused on killing me that they have let my team come back completely.
Let me actually just go kill this guy now.
Somehow.
Oh! Oh! Papa does a little bit of damage now, doesn't he?
Doesn't he do a little bit of damage now?
You bitch!
Right here boys.
Lucille chill out!
14 has destroyed and turned it.
They'll never know what hit him.
everyone ran everyone ran everyone ran everyone ran
Everyone ran. Everyone ran.
Beat his fucking ass, Morta Kizer. Beat their ass, Mort. Beat their ass, Mort.
Yep. Beat her ass.
Yep. Yep. Worth. Worth. Worth! Worth!
Man, it's literally feeding genosis.
I want you to know I want to say things to you.
I can't.
We're going right here, gentlemen.
waves we go there one last team fight we win oh my god she's doing this by
I'm coming baby. You psychopath. You absolute psychopath.
pull back just in case alright we're just looking to smite people that's all we care about right
now smite in the opposition full belt oh my god so a great job so are they shit
careful mid
let's get to the fun
you know
stop
stop
stop
stop
you fucking bitch
don't don't do it don't do it
Why don't we push together guys, why don't we push together, Mordekaiser's going.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, and and and
Yeah!
Yes!
I just told you.
I told you.
I told you.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
I
Stuff my dick rams
Let's go
I got bad news. I don't know if we can hang out anymore. I'm gold now. You know, my mom
said she doesn't want me to hang out. No silver and bronze players. You know what I
mean? And you know, shit, now that I'm gold, you know what I'm saying? Now that I'm a
Gold status player
You know what I mean like I don't know
Check out the damage, I know
Bro we were fucking people up it just didn't matter because every single one of them was running after me
Let me go pee real quick so we can just I'm just gonna leave this screen up
So if anyone tunes into the channel, they're like yo that guy's caring
All right
Yo, we're kind of thumping with Vi we're kind of thumping with Vi I
Know it's our first time ever playing Vi
We got three wins with it
Yeah, there's my first day we had our first vibe ever two games before this one I
Played Master Yi but double lift wants me to play a stun champ
by Spon, man. I definitely like lethality. Bye. Bye.
is the greatest enemy. Warwick. Well, looks like that's out of the question. I'm gonna
I'm gonna take my dogs out real quick while we have some time.
Let's go, Pepe!
Oh.
What's your team comp look like?
Hudge stands to P because when he sits he can't stand back up.
That's fucking crazy, what the hell?
Oh yeah, Wei, Ezreal, didn't you guys say I shouldn't play Vi against Ezreal?
This might be a Nocturne game.
What is this?
Rammus
Vi?
Alright, fuck it
Vi let's go, let's rock
I don't know what to do.
I'm not gonna do this.
I'm not gonna do this.
I'm not gonna do this.
I'm not gonna do this.
I
Three auto attacks vs. Ramis have fun xd. Wait, what do you mean?
Well three and one five record is okay, too. Wait
Wait, what do y'all mean is by like countered by Ramis or something?
wait, I
I have a Lee Sin 80 carry
Are we fucking super duper for real right now
Alright, let me just go ahead and uh, go ahead and knock that one out.
Oh, it's actually gold, jackass.
What a top lane. Look at this guy. You sexy bastard. You're in the stream. I know it.
I love you for this
the beat down and Lee's dead well good news for us is we already reported them
we got that out of the way
We got that out of the way, thank god.
Vi stands for violence!
Vicious, I thought it stood for violence. We just went over this
There he is okay, hold on
They'll never know what hit him.
Wait, what?
Rammus is clear as faster than mine, really?
And he has been slain.
I don't need a plan.
I will grab this I will grab it I will buy that I will I will
I will there we go we got it
Music sure
If you hit a wall, hit it hard.
Here comes the punchline!
Kill the monster with the bow!
Oh
Cinema
I'm doing this my way
I see you top lane.
Don't worry, I carry big doll, we're about nothing.
He's in 4-1, what the fuck is going on?
Oh, there it goes.
Oh, that was a waste of a flash.
Oh my god, it's terrible.
Oh my god, don't look at me.
Hold.
Hold.
Don't look at me.
Don't look at me.
I already know.
I know what you're gonna say.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Know I know I know I know I know I know I know I'm sorry. I'm sorry balls. I'm sorry balls. I'm sorry balls
Like a haze fuck it. We're going haze. We're going full of faculty
We're going we're nuking people off the map
get down on it
I'm attacking the fucking I'm attacking the fucking Rammus kill me. I fucked up. Oh my I
Don't want to talk about it. I want to talk about it. It is what it is. It is what it is
It is what it is. Let's move past what just happened. Oh
Stupid
And the enemy has been slain.
Please stand rocking and rolling though, worth.
Not worth, not worth.
My own backup.
If you hit a wall, hit it hard.
What you gonna do?
Dumbass, you gotta make a door.
Ha!
Dumbass!
But he'll pop his old on his stun and then go in right that down chat write that down write that down write that down
Don't pull someone and go into five people, but he won't walk up to a bush when his entire teams there noted
Understood I get it now
We're in full farm mode
Brother, stop this shit again for the second game in a row.
Eat up, Lee Sin.
Eat up.
Oh, no.
Beautiful.
Beautiful
Yeah, well, I face check bushes with three
Brawlik men inside of them because I'm I'm a little curious. I'm a little curious. That's all there's a little curious. I
Want to see what's in there
I'm here bro.
perfect he's perfect the ramus is perfect I repeat the ramus is perfect
he's perfect
I ran this is gonna be a problem
I'm just not really too sure on why I just hit W, dad gone
I'm just not really too sure like
Okay explain to me this why is it that?
This is just you might just be like cuz they suck why is it that whenever people call me over to lane and their laners
One HP and their one HP and I'm full health. Do they still go in and die?
Is that just them trying to?
get a kill and it's okay if they don't cuz I'm there like what is the top
process on that I didn't mean to press W I mean it is what it is bro looking at
bot lane
No way I missed that.
Does it matter?
No, it doesn't matter.
get out of there 525
uh-oh that's not good to hear that's not good to hear oh I think we give drag
actually maybe we go steal
Kind of want to kill kill this team up. We have one drag right now
Fuck the drag you can't kill that Rammus
Please
All right, we're staying away from top lane as well
Got it
We're not going to help top lane. We're not gonna go help bot lane. We're not helping mid laner is our only functional teammate
We help mid lane. We don't go top lane. We don't go bot lane
We do not go top lane we do not go bot lane can you stop feeding them on the try
On the try
that's what we did this last game we won possible
Is that how you spell buffoon?
I don't think it is shit.
You absolute buffon!
Anti armor.
I don't know, and I do
That's farm. We are so far behind
Listen, this is why we're practicing boys is why we're practicing
And now our life has been slain.
I needed to just play with a lead better to be honest.
That's like my biggest thing from today.
Where's the scuttle? I thought you said the scuttle was here.
And enemy has been slain.
the
distance that
Oh pay top boys get to see him
Don't focus Rammus, so whenever Rammus is jumping on my entire team, what is the correct
play there just to ignore them
Like any game you never hit the tank first.
Yeah, but like, when he is butt fucking my entire team, I feel like I have to do something
about it.
You gotta make a door
Fuck you motherfucker.
Should've built the bridge- oh no.
nice we should go Baron right now
We don't have enough damage being you
Jesus
Wouldn't this be a Baron call if my team actually had brains wouldn't this be Baron or no?
few stays I kill
He's so bad, how many, he has, it's a 10 kill Teemo.
The Teemo has 10 kills.
Our top laner is 1 and 8 and I just realized it.
So is our mid laner.
We have a 1 and 8 top laner, 1 and 8 mid.
Oh no, how did I not see that before?
I don't even know if it's worth saying anything.
I'm like blown away right now
It's like it's just it's one thing to have one of them. We have two
We have two motherfuckers that are doing this, how do I get two one and eights? Oh
Dude not jump into it
We juice
Hold on Lee sin doing Lee sin things. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
I
other fucker ramus is still up I think he gets here before I can actually do
anything like I don't think trying to rush this is the play in any way I don't
think I can do drag I mean their best player is dead no one's coming over
Yeah, good job everybody I was gonna try and steal it but here's what it is
hold on support going crazy I don't know if that guy guys don't think he does up
10 and we go Baron maybe it's all over
He kills me with a taunt.
I can't get off of him.
Solo no towers?
Yeah, it's soft, bro.
It's GG's.
I have a Lee Sin AD carry who's actually doing the best out of anyone on our team.
I have a 1 in 10 top lane and a 1 in 10 mid lane.
I mean, it's, this is just one of those where you just kind of throw your hands
up in the air and say GG's.
I don't think there's anything. I don't care if we had 20 kills this game. We're not winning this
Yeah, this is just yeah, it's just is what it is
Yeah, I do feel like we're improving like I feel like
other than just like overall decisions like I'm I'm I'm
I'm going in
Like unless it's a kill, I just need to not do it
That that's my biggest problem on jungle
Like unless it's a guaranteed kill or I know that we have the advantage like these 1v1s
When I don't know where their team is like that's why I just keep dying on repeat
And I also feel like I'm getting ghosted out of my fucking mind which sucks
That is what it is. Maybe not
is the great pin gifted. Here it comes. Yo, this is only my second batch of gifted. That's
not too bad. I thought I was going to gift like 300 subs today. Oh, did I miss one? I
I missed I missed I missed the loss. Yeah, there we go
Give this man away you can give skins
Yo chat you bastards where's my skins?
Where's my skins?
Hey, come on hurry it up
Hurry it up, come on. Send it on over. Send it on over. Waiting, waiting.
A Nocturne, huh?
Zerath and Nivia Nocturne. Well, it's looking like a potential volley game
right now, no?
Yo Hood, thank you so much for the 5 gifted man.
This isn't a- oh we have a moon down, hold on.
Is this a Vi game?
It's not, is it?
Or is it?
Can I play Vi into this?
Yo, Pat and Hoodie, thank you so much for the gifted.
Listen, we're gonna get back up.
Oh, back up to 9k.
Damn, some apocalypse.
Bro, this looks like a Vi game.
This looks like a Vi game.
Violatality of just absolute fuck everybody.
It's not.
Fuck it, we ball, we're doing it anyways.
I enjoyed playing Vi.
I enjoy playing by.
We have what?
The only thing that I'm actually scared of
is the Nocturne W ring in my queue?
Thank you.
not turn about to eat your tacos no nobody eats my tacos first off okay
nobody eats my tacos nobody eats my tacos nobody son I wake you first oh my
Gosh
We're gonna be a slow first player
Yo should I start here instead of here since I accidentally with Q first
Or does that take too long to spawn no, okay
3-1 with Vi, we lost our last game sadly.
Oh my gosh this clear is about to be slow as shit Batman.
I have fucked up, incredibly.
I have fucked up.
So I never pressed W, it's just a passive.
Someone said I pressed...
Bro, can I go to where I want to go?
Holy shit.
Oh my god, I can't watch, uh, then get your fat ass out of here.
How about that, bud?
Huh?
I misclick 1Q and it's the end of the world.
Shut up.
How'd you know nobody who's skinny talking like that?
I know a fat ass when I see one.
One more time.
Let's go.
Alright!
We turned back around.
This game is going to be a good one.
This game is going to be a good one guaranteed boys.
Guaranteed good game guaranteed lock it in.
Believers rise I'm not going to lose another game.
I know what I'm doing wrong and we're going to learn from our mistakes.
Oh my god bro, oh I just said I was gonna have a good game and I fucking do that.
I'm going dueling. I'm not going hubris. I can't go hubris after what I just did
There's no way, bro. I cancel my auto three times by the way
I mean, I know I miss Q because like a max range Q and I fucking missed it completely
Yeah, if I accidentally cancel my fucking auto one more time.
I just missed that CS as well, fuck yeah.
Hey, I mean, WMunda, I don't know what to say,
what the fuck is that?
I didn't hit that.
That bugged.
They'll never know what hit him.
Better off alone!
HELLO!
Nice Annie. All right, we're okay.
Do mis-skews this game?
We gotta win this, we don't win this, we're back in Silver and I'll fucking lose my mind. We're not losing this game.
Oh my god Nocturne already has level 6, thank yous on Annie, top lane, top lane, okay, bot
lane.
What is wrong with my Qs bro?
Why do I keep missing?
Get out of there, get out of there.
Get out of there
I'm just short every time bro
I'm walking up.
I'm looking here.
i don't think that's that dive is worth it
actually can we do this
we do this bot lane
pretty please
oh my god bro
what is wrong with my queues
you have her shoved under tower guys please
You dumb motherfuckers, bro
Bro, dude
Dude whatever man, whatever I don't care anymore man. I'm leaving
Like I don't understand why they wouldn't come to me you have the 80 carry shoved under the fucking tower
Why are you not with me?
Why does that even make sense?
like we lose drag though we're fucked we are fucked
appreciate you bro
And I'm getting... maybe?
FUCK!
I'm full charging Q from that one, but I don't care.
Sometimes you gotta make a door
see that was coming
I'm coming boys.
Got you big dog.
I don't know why my Q canceled there while I was right clicking.
Huge bro. Yeah, I'll snuggle you later, man.
I'll snuggle you later.
Fuck you, support.
Eat my whole shit out of my ass, you fucking bitch.
Fuck you
Fuck you man
Where your boobs I'm gonna buy them next
Oh, I just get this ass. Oh, okay. There you go, Mundo. Nice.
I don't think I touched his wave. I think that fucks him.
I'll take the XP though.
Fiora, which one? What should I build? What should I build? What should I build? What should I build? Which one?
Steelcaps. Hopefully whoever said that was right.
oh my god the whole enemy team is talking to me now guys it's good to see
everyone turn the stream off you cock suckers
that guy definitely doesn't have to stream on, that's good.
Okay. Hey, did my job. Actually it's full clear this. Let's go Mudo! Turn up, kid!
Sweeper got it.
Got it, got it, got it.
Bop, bop, one, two combos, bop.
Let's go, collector.
Oh shit, yeah, I don't know why you're backing right there man truly
oh sweet heavens
Hit em Mundo, hit em.
No way.
She hits that.
She holds that and hits it perfectly.
What a beast, bro.
What a beast, honestly.
GG's nice.
She's a fucking beast.
Wow she is absolutely disgusting at the game man.
I don't even know what to say.
Cue the death yeah.
I can't believe she held it for that long.
Should have bolted her yeah.
I mean dude I don't assume that she's going to hit a perfect counter like I don't know.
Maybe goes to take drag.
Yeah I'm going straight to drag.
I'm not supporting your school fuck your school stop stream sniping
Bitches
Alright, we gotta go streamer mode after this game.
We have to go streamer mode after this game, it is what it is.
Agupa got a little too much motion I guess, I don't know.
It's been like four games in a row.
We gotta go streamer mode, sorry for everyone in game.
I apologize.
I don't think it's gonna matter because I think people are just gonna keep on
sniping can slow elo but hopefully it will help a little bit maybe they're
just seeing my name in game I don't know
I'm just cooked yeah he's sitting in my jungle waiting for me hit about that time boys I
I say we FF gentlemen and I turn on stream remote
You need a map cover I got that
Better
There we go.
Bam, bam, bam.
Yeah, I'm not going to have a camp the rest of this game, I don't think, for a full clear
I should say.
You freak
Yeah, here comes
there she blows there she blows
nice Annie we might be able to turn this around honestly they're not that good
they just know where we are we just got to help just got out scale them I think
Problem is, is right now, that motherfucker is so big that he just hits R on me and I die.
We gotta get to that point.
But again, the problem is, is that he got the stream open and he keeps taking on my
fucking camps.
But maybe now that we're hiding the screen, maybe you won't see that my camps are
up.
I guarantee you he comes over here.
Heal you
Maybe not
Oh don't want to fire
What the fuck?
Hey, boys, the FF, I'll turn on stream mode, that's my man.
you're simping this hard for a 6k viewer streamer bro my own team's fucking roasting me
I mean how many viewers I gotta have to be cool man
Six K viewer Andy bruh basically what my teammate they said
I'm a small streamer I mean yeah true stick to Tarkov moron by his trash
oh man you see why I hate male players you see why I hate male players now
they're gonna be mad at me for getting them snipe is this fucking freak is in
the chat. Crazy. I'm practicing for a 200k tournament. What are you doing right now?
No response. Enjoy ramen tonight. Oh, so he's just retarded. Okay, that's good.
Makes sense. He is playing Mel.
Your parents hate you.
I'm not a failure.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
Oh shit.
He got me there.
By your teeth called your breath stinks.
Okay, now everyone is just roasting me.
Now everyone on all sides of the game is just talking shit.
Thel has given up.
Okay, good.
I would get paired with a Batstreaver.
Yo, bro.
Dude, what is going on, pal?
What is going on?
but I is about as useful as a white crayon
yo what the fuck is going on in here man
oh my god what a counter
lousers
he waited for it
dude I'm getting roasted on all sides
Well chat like listen there's only so much I can say and do boys. I am live right now, man
I say too much. I got something to lose these guys. I mean, bro, they don't got shit to lose. They just hear
DGs DGs we got a pit on streamer, bud. He gots to put on streamer
We got to put on the old streamer mode
Vi has tizm the green hat is ugly
Yo, bro that game was hell holy shit
That did you see me or Fred request?
Oh, fuck you, bro. Fuck all of you guys, man. Holy shit. How do I turn on streamer mode?
Oh my god, how do I turn on streamer mode? My god, that was disgusting. Dude, I was getting
like five man sniped that game. That was terrible. That was the worst one yet.
What?
Literally, you hear that?
That's the entire team
on both sides sending me
a friend of us.
Settings in client?
I'm looking, wait, yeah, I'm here.
What is it under?
Chat, you can't...
You cannot sit here
and say that what I am playing
is a terrible choice
When I am getting sniped, the other team, all five of them, have my stream open and is running at me at all costs.
Ulting me from across the map, doing anything and everything to get on the stream as much as possible.
You cannot sit there and tell me what is good and bad.
Do you hear that? This is the entire fucking squad on both sides inviting me to the party.
Okay, how do I enable streamer mode?
Streamer mode hide all names only for me hide my name from everyone. Yes.
Hide my identifying info from everyone when enabled your game name and other identifying information
Mastery Store Challenges Title Profile Pick Ranked Border is hidden for everyone in Champ
Select, Loading Screen, and End Game. Additionally, the game names identifying information. Can
YOU FUCK OFF? Settings only applies on active games. Okay, we're going to turn that off.
When enabled, all game names in your scoreboard chat announcements and health bars are replaced
by champion names. Allied and enemy players will be able to see your name if they
have hide all names only for me off this setting is useful for players who would
like to stream their gameplay okay so we're turning on every mode all right
cool every mode is turned on let's hope we get a legit game let's hope we get a
legit game
click all three yeah I clicked all three I clicked all three
I'm gonna be honest there's no way that we can prevent people from just sniping us all
I'm trying to prevent is my name hutch MF not popping up when someone's in my game and
they go oh is that hutch and then they open up twitch and they see me or YouTube or kick
that's all I can really do they're gonna they're going to stills just try and do
I'm not gonna hide that's too hard
He's the greatest enemy it is what it is
Well, this is worst case scenario
yeah we're playing jungle in the tournament yes sir oh no I had a warwick
drop the n-bomb and then absolutely thump our entire team we've had a couple
slurs today we very much have had a couple slurs today
that over yeah is the greatest enemy you should mute all oh dude I'm chilling listen
bro. I literally play Arc Raiders for a living and get sniped for 12 hours a day. Then I end
stream, take a shower, and get sniped for an additional five hours with peanut. Brother,
I don't know who was all in the stream last night with me and peanut. It was the worst
night of Arc Raiders I think we've ever had. Like every game had like six to ten
in snipers in each game like every squad was filled up with all snipers.
It was insane.
I think it's because the player count's dying.
Briar, what do I play against a Briar?
I can't play by against Briar, right?
Or can I cancel Briar's W?
All right, we'll just play a volley I don't know comfort pig. I'm not too sure what to play against this
They're banning volley during tournament.
Why practice it?
Yeah, I know, bro.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know they're banning it, I know.
What do we replace, what do we replace Volly with?
What does things similar to Volly?
No, Double of doesn't want me playing Mundo.
It doesn't have like an actual stun, it just has a slow.
I think we're going to have
We're playing league. We are practicing for the AT&T and I later cup the $200,000 tournament that takes place for four weeks
Every Thursday starting next Thursday or this Thursday coming up next week
So we are practicing League of Legends because yes, we are on a team and we have double lift
But the scoring works every person is scored independently in the tournament
So the better we do in league the more points will get overall call of duty. I'm not practicing it
We'll be fine on call of duty. It's just another shooter. All I would be practicing his movement and I'm not gonna do that
Legal legends is actually something that could be a difference maker between us getting a good seed moving into
the next round or us being in a terrible spot, so
And we're in the jungler role, which is like the best case scenario for us the most
opportunity in my opinion, so
We're just locking in we're locking him
2xKO man, I think it's just gonna be one of those games
I'm just gonna have to
Practice the week of and see you know off stream and see what I can do
That's a rough one to practice on stream real that's that game is rough
CS we'll be fine and we'll we'll fucking CS not worry about that
But yeah, I think we shelf volley. I think I'm after this game. This will be our last volley game
I think I'm good on volley
They let me play this champ that would be a dream, but it's not gonna happen you guys are right about that
Rough start
They leave it great. Yeah
They should just gonna be one of those they leave voli. I'm rocking. I'm gonna be honest. I like vibe, bro
I just got to learn it. I've played it four times, you know, I
Think Vi could be it. I think Vi could be our next pick
I also feel very comfortable on Kane obviously we haven't had very good luck with our Kane games today
But I feel pretty comfortable on Kane
I think I feel least comfortable on Zach. I don't like playing Zach, man. I just sit
there and spam W as I'm getting the shit beat out of me. Like, I don't know. I don't
really have my type of champ. Or I just say fuck it. I just pick Yi and absolutely thump
people. I'm chilling on the music. I need a little mental reset after that five-man
cringe fast last game.
Important game as well. This is our D-Rain game. Hopefully we won it.
oh fuck me nice
on straight over everybody back up
Good start. Love that fantastic start. Love that 80 carry, come on baby. That's okay,
I'm catching not worried about him possible gank in the top lane
He's not walking up it is where it is keep on cruising
Okay, I lied I want music
10 gifted oh shit you're right you guys are gonna make me pay 10 gifted after
that game seriously I feel like that one's not on me bro I feel like I should
get to pass on that one that wasn't an authentic loss
Rolls are rolls. Shit. You ain't lying about that. Rolls are rolls.
Guy was asking me to donate to his fucking school. School for the... I can't say that.
wow what a flash what a fear
Nice.
There it is.
Pleasure doing business.
Pleasure doing business.
Pleasure doing business.
Yo-ho-ho!
What are you doing business?
Yo, Squirrel coming in with a T-gifted, my man.
I appreciate you, bro.
I should have saved Smite for drag, potentially.
Here, shit.
I should have saved Smite for drag.
I'm looking.
oh my god bro how many oaks how many people worth not my lane not my problem
not my lane not my problem fuck them wait there's no way Varys is there the
whole time he just got back to lane right for sure oh love this song
I'm
We're going straight to drag
No one's looking at drag we're going straight there
Okay, she's here Oh shit
what up
what up
what up
what up
what up
get over here
yeah give me the nucks
give him to me
AHHHHH!
COME ON!
WE'RE BACK!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
BOTLAY, WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON down there?
JESUS!
Oh Joe we got you I'm removing this song I'm removing this song it's such a bad follow-up
Damn it! No!
End up coming!
Jesus!
the
the
the
the
the
the
Man, isn't it a different game when the entire lobby isn't watching the stream?
This is sick!
Good luck, guys.
I'm looking at Lowy, I'm looking SWEAP or FUCK!
We are on the road.
Thank you, Matthew.
Who paid me?
fuck your power you bitch I hate you mother
Oh, I've overextended!
You doxxo bitch!
I never overextend!
A wizard is always where he needs to be when he needs to be there!
oh shit oh I'm as that League of Legends but I try really hard but I still
sub-tick at this game and everyone is a bunch of psychopaths. League of Legends is causing
me to go insane. I contemplate a lot of things every game.
get out of here right get out of here oh I'm gonna kill you mother fucker oh
Yahtzee!
Where you going bitch? Where you going? Where you going?
BAAA!
I am fuuuucking you right now!
Yeah, don't go near that dragon. I'm gonna buy it. I'm gonna come back and I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you
Next song next song no no to render what the nutsack
what the four man oh shit oh shit
oh shit run for your life
where you going? where you going? where you going bitch? where you going?
I'm massive in game!
Retarald!
Unstoppable.
Not a- a petite IRL, petite, petite.
Keep
you
you
you
you
you
I
What up you fish bitch? I'm coming for you Tom! Back it up Terry! Yeah you better back
it up Terry. Oh you're about to get absolutely hammered. Oh you didn't back. Oh you fucked
up buddy. Oh yeah yeah please please come on over. Come on over. Welcome to Hunch Plash.
Get out of here!
I'm so locked in.
much class I don't know I don't know I'm just I'm so I'm not here very often I
don't really know how to act you know
Indus, please I love it oh
Don't you step up now don't you step up? Oh, yeah in your fucking dreams buddy
In your fucking dreams you get that for free in your dreams and not even there. Oh you want some too
Yeah, please everybody come on everybody come and eat
Everybody please please more more. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry
Just more please professor
Oh, yeah, come on.
Oh
Hey good run though good run though good run good run
I
Loseable
What are you going bitch?
I'm
And every time I close my eyes
Now I think I think about you and I
and your mother all right all right that's it our lane is officially closed
who you want get out of here slap this shit out you motherfucker
There is you dumb fuck.
This might actually...
Now are we good?
Now are we good?
Now are we good?
Sorry, didn't see him.
Sorry about that.
Get your ass outta here!
You dumbass ho!
Oh thank you so much!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Oh shit.
Do something, team! You got this!
I didn't use my ability.
In the game!
In the game!
In the game!
They scared without their papa.
They're scared without their papa.
They're scared without their papa.
Everybody come home.
Come home, go straight there.
Go straight there, we in.
Everybody go straight there.
I'm up in 20 seconds. I'm up in 20 seconds.
I'm coming!
You kill me last time bitch you ain't making it out alive fuck you
We're ending.
Come on team, let's go in.
come on team they were papa they were papa
Alright, you want some of this?
Come get something you bitch motherfucker!
Get out of my face!
Now that is what I call a carry.
Now that right there is why they're not going to let me play Volibear.
right there. That's why they're not going to let me play. DL? What's going on with DL
stream? What's going on with double lift? Double lift.
What am I looking at?
I learned today that there's no counter to mortals.
Yeah, you can't even QSS it now.
Shen's auto is not that easy to hit if you're new, that's okay.
A lot of Shen's value is from ult and W, not taunt.
You want a new player to play something like Mauselheart or Vagar, right?
They have pretty good you do have to aim and think best your jungler a moomoo mouth fight knock turn war wig
Zach Ivan fiddle vi
So right now we get on knock turn way good on knock turn we dog at my but we're gonna get better
we're
Top 500 at volley
is Ronnie. See, he didn't even
think Rambus is that good.
Peanut tier master. Yeah, watch
us end up playing Master Yi in
the tournament. What's that be?
What we end up playing? Try out
out warwick if a warwick game presents itself I'll try but I do I'm addicted to
bye man you look like my girlfriend will you look like my mom
Pantheon? I don't know if I got Pantheon. Let me see. Yeah, I own it.
Vi isn't good against good players. Yeah, when you have double list on your team, all you have to do is press R.
I play a lot of mouth fight. Yeah, I like mouth fight. I didn't know mouth fight was a good jungler to be honest
But thank you to tell me to switch my pups food for his seizures change it was cut down Caesar tremendously appreciate the good advice
Hey, that's awesome silent hell. Yeah, man. I hope that the pup is doing great, bro
Thank you for letting me know man. It makes me feel really really good. So thank you bro
Can we get some dubbies in the chat for silent? That's awesome news man. Awesome news, bro. God bless
Oh
I mean you're showing says you want to pick I don't care if you you don't I just wanted to
just to see.
There you don't.
Okay.
I've asked.
Showing the lucks.
I kind of want to go play Vi again.
Let's go Vi.
Let's go Vi.
Let's go Vi.
I got a prac.
I got a prac.
I want the option.
I want the option.
I want the option.
I want the option.
I want the option.
nice gooners skin dude you guys fucked me with this skin now everyone thinks I'm a freak
What's a do we just go demon by is that a non freak skin?
No, you guys are there's problems with you. What about project by there ain't no way
One of you guys think that this is cool, and you know what I mean by cool
Nope still goonie. I bro, bro. What about psyops? What about this?
So it's just it just you Vi is just your guys's goat. That's what I'm getting at here
Y'all just love Vi period
Oh my goodness, bunch of freaks in here.
I let demon vi possess me.
Oh my God, we're losing them.
We are losing them in real time.
Sweet heavens.
I'm going back here and we're going this right off the rip lock in.
She could kill me and I'd say thank you.
Oh my god, it's all lost.
I'm doing this my way.
you saw in the game.
Alright, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I couldn't breathe there for a second.
Um, how to keep it together there.
Possible Gank Mid here. I'm setting up for it.
Did the best I could equal you guys out a little bit.
That was a good gank right?
Flash equaled the health out
Not bad cool
not bad so far
boop boop boop
Here I come to save the day
Why'd you leave me? Why'd you leave me? Why'd you leave me? Why'd you leave me? Why'd you leave me?
Why'd you leave me? Why'd you leave me?
Why'd you leave me? Why'd you leave me? Why'd you leave me? Why'd you leave me? Why'd you leave me?
Why'd you leave me? You motherfucker, why'd you leave me?
Oh bro, shock. Oh, Vyger. Please. Oh, thank God. Thank God. Thank God.
Wait, what is it called? Orberus? How do you spell it? How do you spell this?
oh my god useless I I bro I I click that a Marshall's head
I'll let my hands do the talking.
I don't want L'Validivai?
Well, shit.
Yo, shout out to my friend.
shout out to my support shout out to my support there you know she called me a
liar in real time shout her out fucking what a beast man thank you I didn't
actually need you whenever I pinged eight times it was just to get your
attention because I love you
they're taking drag those bad
Let's get to the fun part.
Do do-do do-do do-do do-do do-do-do-do-do.
This way.
Looking bot!
Easy peasy go back and clear this ward
So you'll see that it's not okay. Oh my god, not good
good coming here what you want bitch back it up Terry you're fucking pussy no you ain't
taking this not this time
bitch
Do I go straight for uh, boy grubs right here?
I do, right?
I
Got to get this song changed
We are in a great position yet again looking oh shit boss
Oh, dude, you're following me all the way over here?
Brother, what the fuck is going on?
I got mid lane giving up a wave to camp me in my jungle and then I have the support
running across the fucking map to kill me.
That was the Lux again.
the mid laner again oh my god bro hey how about you hop off my dick bitch goodness gracious
I'm about to I am about to gank the fuck out of mid lane bro he's done pissed me off I
don't care I'll probably throw leaves because I'm ganking mid lane and it is what it is
opportunity from this point forward I'm ganking the mid lane.
Hey you know there's other people on the map on my team other than me.
Lux, you know that? Did you know that there's other people in the game?
need to beat down and she fucking hates me
frankly so man I hate her too
you're the biggest of them all thank you oh look at that
I'm looking over here. I don't think there's anything there. Oh, looking
Might not be winnable
Oh fuck bro
Great job guys, we're doing great boys
Good.
Turn up, baby, carry.
Ah, GGs.
Does she know she can attack at any point?
Move your cam bottom left to screen.
I would love to sadly
There's people in this chat with a cock the size of a penny that
Love to get in my games and snipe the ever-living shit out of us. So
Sadly, this is good of a spot as any I
Feel called out it was a call out you caught me
Nice bro dog shit looks
I'm
Is it tower gank potential right here?
Chad if I ult someone do I do I still get hit by tower damage? Like while I'm in the air? No
He is full health, I don't know if I do much. She's gonna go clear wave
Yeah, I do okay. I didn't know if it was like yeast Q or something like that
Uh, what do I go here?
Do I go here?
Without the boots?
Fuck it?
We ball?
I have four deaths.
death is to the mid lane.
He's just like running
No
He has flash bro
I'm in Linus doing nothing to this guy like actually nothing
Like I don't know if he's done any damage to him yet
I'm gonna stop stop talking hutch stop talking stop talking. I gotta pull myself back. I gotta pull myself back. He'll scale
He'll scale. He'll scale. He'll scale
I mean, I'm not on ward and I have the support running the mid lane. I don't really understand that
Why are you dead sprinting to mid lane with no vision on me? I already cleared that bush. I'm like confused
used. I'm going here. I changed my mind.
I just spanned my every ability because I thought she was gonna fucking nuke me and I don't have smite now.
I don't know, I'm going bot.
I'm dead.
GG's. Hold on, maybe we got a scale. Oh, hold on. Hold on. Everyone's just packing up while
the garen is fucking on.
the set is just running around.
old hits q and we die.
good.
good good good.
is it too?
yeah it's too late.
fuck it.
i mean it's not even like garen am i right?
it's just like bro we shouldn't be here.
we shouldn't be 3 to 3 to 0 dragons.
we should have got the early dragon but i
dragging but our AD carry refused to walk so it is what it is and now we're here getting
Lux halted while our Viagra is still scaling and doing a shit job at it.
It is what it is, it is what it is.
I still think our Viagra can scale and we have a chance but it just depends on if he's hot dog shit or not
and I think he is hot dog shit so probably not
I'm not going for any OBJs
I'm still outscaled but it's just a zero chance
I'll go for the next drag but I'm not going for that
Support is immediately walking towards me
Hey, I'm okay
He's
I'm out of there, I'd like to get a scuttle but that's no chance.
You're killed, we'll take it.
We'll take it, looking bot.
I'm doing this my way not bad
We'll take it
Bro lux is just here, bro
I thought I was out of the range of it.
I thought I was out of range.
I will forfeit.
one of those games. Honestly our adc is kind of eating a little bit. He's taking my entire
I can'ts
Bro holy fuck man
Yeah, I'm the one who gets stunned out of everyone
one. Yep, I get ulted, I get stunned, I get fucking slowed by Lux, I get ulted by the
AD carry, I get hit by the Thresh hook, everyone and their mother. Hutch walks up, it is what
can we do to stop him. Nobody else on my team is getting hit. Everybody else is just chilling.
I have a set running through the enemy team and around the people and no one is attacking
him with anything they're just throwing everything at your boy everything bro I'm just not gonna
go in I guess I just I'll just watch my team walk around and fuck each other I think that's
I think that's what we do we just watch our team sit there and do absolutely nothing and
we just sit in the back line and we just farm on repeat I think that's the new oh fuck you
I'm not going to the drag fuck everybody you shitbags hell no I'm going to the drag
I just want us
Well look who it is. It's the Lux. Oh my god Lux who would have thought you would be here, man
Who would have thought you'd be here at the drag? I wouldn't have
Man, isn't that just a coincidence? Oh my gosh, it's the garen hanging out at the scuttle
I mean garen, why would you not be at the drag for soul?
Why instead wouldn't you run through your jungle straight to the scuttle to kill me at the scuttle instead of being a drag?
I mean, oh, I mean, wouldn't it it wouldn't everybody?
Oh
Oh
What is this vi build fuck you not gonna send that
Not gonna send up not gonna send up not gonna send it not gonna send it
Try to minimize deaths all we can do
I
Shop set
No idea why you're three in that say I just had a fucking aneurysm no idea while you're three and eight set
No idea honestly with skill like that. I'm surprised you're not 20 and zero
to be honest how that guy is in 20 and 0 who knows who knows I mean I mean he's
just so good then get the subs coming in what a shit game that one was oh my god
what a shit game yuck
goodness gracious brown shit show
Yeah, I think I'm done building lethality by I gotta build like tank by I can't build
lethality. I mean here's the thing with the lethality vi I have to have a
competent team with a guy who will actually walk in and I don't care if I
have a moondo he's backlining moondoing like the chances of me having an
engage champ actually engage on my team is zero I have to build bruiser yeah I'm
gonna build tank by I I just wanted to God forbid I wanted to have a good time
you know what I mean can't have a good time at this rank you just got to play
the most meta builds and carry that's it you got to drop 20 kills on volley in
order to carry
You know it's funny, I've always wanted to play Rengar because I see that one guy who
that challenger Rengar play and I'm like that looks a lot of fun.
Hopefully that's our Kaisa from last game.
If it is, it's free win.
Right now it's looking like a nocturne game or maybe another Vi game where we play
actually like bruiser buying tried out oh
My gosh, uh, what is this what game is this out of my shampo?
You think I go trundle we tried trundle is the ball I don't want to play ball
Let's try it out, let's try it out, let's try it out, let's try it out.
Alright, cool.
I'm gonna go use the restroom really quick.
you
you
Go full tank trundle.
I don't know if trundle is a champ that DL even wants me to practice to be honest.
Is it?
Oh, is R reduces enemies armor and resist?
I guess the same Garen as last game.
If so, it's about to be hell.
I don't hate our comp.
Practice peeling.
I will try.
He has attack speed got it.
Bum bum bum.
Now I suck dick for a living.
All right, another rough game.
How unsucked is what it is.
You all again?
Wait a garen mid Tom kinch top
How much league about playing the past I play nightly but never sober my first top plan was
What two years ago during the AT&T tournament my first AT&T tournament? I've got addicted. I love this game. I think it's awesome
Nice!
Hopefully we actually have a team this game man.
So it is my E, let me look at something.
It just is slow, so I don't have to use it on these camps.
Is my E do anything other than like the knock up or no?
We got that or install that
Like that shit you like that shit wait try go try force or anti-tank probably anti-tank right
Blade try force
Let's go here so we can path the top easier to be popping up any second
She's gonna die before I get there
I'm dead. Yeah, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I should have turned on Warwick.
I should have turned on Warwick. That's my bad. Sorry, chat. My bad. My bad. My bad.
Bad flash. You know, it's something like, for some reason in my head, bro, like these
tanks when they're low health I get so like I think I can kill them when it's
there they're fucking tanks I can't kill them yeah I can't just walk up and to tap
a tank even if it is low health it's hard for me to understand I keep making I
keep making that mistake now we'll request two kills that's gonna suck
because we're just gonna auto attack the shit out of each other and it's
going to be hell for me onk bonk yeah it's over you're dead
Warwick is so fucking nuts man maybe Warwick is the champ that we play such a
Watch a pub stopper man.
Yeah, he's just coming from behind there.
and that line has been slain
oh watch out for his ult there
I am angry trundle
Or is for sure soloing dragon right now save my smite
I
Baby
like how is he still alive chat I don't understand what am I doing wrong do I
I do no damage? How is he still alive? What the fuck is this champ?
Yeah, sounds good Fiona, sorry, I just, I was fucking stupid, I actually can't believe
about Lhasa at all.
Yeah, sounds good, man.
Oh, that makes me mad.
I didn't think there was any chance of me losing that or at least not killing him
That's fucking shitty
The trolls are going to war!
Warwick is everywhere, I want to go.
I'll never play Trundle again, not after that last death.
I actually hate this champ.
I don't like it at all.
I'd rather I think play anything else than just sitting here watching it left click
and hoping that I win.
My jungler, I play a little bit of jungle but I don't play really any of these chants that
I'm playing today.
I'm just practicing for the AT&T tournament, trying out different things.
I'm not ugly, but they're about to be.
Brutal.
He's a late game champ.
Oh, they're already back oh shit, bro
Beautiful I say to carry
Okay, AD carry with a monstrous shutdown, that's really good.
Yeah we had a good E there, which is nice.
I keep going bro. What's that?
Let's keep, what would it be called scaling even with like we're scaling right now with the trundle?
Yeah we're scaling.
I don't think we can take any drags.
I think drags right now we have to give it.
Oh my god, our AD carries 5-1. I didn't even realize. It's really nice.
I wanna go kill this Tomcanch, man.
Brother Warwick is here again, bro
Actually no way man, how are you other what the fuck?
Please go bout man, I'm sorry bro, I just, I thought maybe there's a world where Warwick
wasn't gonna be where I am, you know?
Like I thought that that was a world that, that was maybe a possibility.
I didn't think Warwick would do drag, skip all of his camps, run straight to you when
you're under tower and then fight you.
I didn't think it.
I didn't think it.
I thought that there was maybe a way that he would farm I guess I just don't understand the game
The problem is the warwick honestly should just be in my jungle Aaron's too big for me to fuck with as well
Yeah, dude, this champ sucks. I know you guys enjoy it and kudos to you guys. I hate this.
I sit here and watch him whack shit and AD carry is dead.
Oh yeah, that's exactly what I wanted to do.
I might be in Warwick.
Nice.
Alright, so there's definitely a ward in my jungle for sure.
Definitely a ward in my jungle.
I gotta clear that wherever that is.
Go ahead and pick up Sweeper.
Seal caps
Yeah, we're just gonna build armor bucket honestly, I should build what's it called to Bramble vests
That's what I should be building up this shit
I should be building this
I'm not ugly, but they're about to be.
to do drag but there's just not a world where we can I don't think out there
he goes it's not a ladder he pressed our
maybe there is a world now there isn't each
What do you want me to do, man?
You want me to sit there and die with you?
Ever again.
Chat, trundles off the menu.
Fuck this champ.
Fuck everything about this champ.
I hate sitting here and just watching him swing his little stupid hammer.
I hate sitting here and pressing one key, and that's literally it.
It's such a shit time.
I do not like this champ at all.
What a waste of a game.
Well, you know, it's just chat. It's just chat telling me to pick these stupid fucking champs.
You know, we have seven champs to choose from and that one dumb fuck says Trondo and I listen.
You know what I mean?
And now I'm here in hell.
I
Catch him
No I don't
Bitch
He's just running at me man
Good girl
They are doing Baron right now.
I think Warwick has come in for Dendra, there that goes, yeah, we'll smell you as well.
Kind of outscaling him a little bit now.
I don't really know.
I'll help push this tower in nice I remember I have a bramble vest I need to finish
thorn now thorn thorn i can't speak i'm so mad right now i can't speak fuck
Keep on skillin' Hittin' my things, get my gold
Keep on scaling now.
This will be the game he wins.
You think so?
This is the game I win?
Damn!
There goes soul.
go so try and literally just flash might that bitch off rip
thank you so much for making sure you got that kill I didn't want it
Whoops, did I break something?
Alright, got a win elder.
Oh, okay.
I've literally just been farming like all game. I don't remember the last time I got a fight.
Like an actual fight, not just me walking up and running on someone. Motherfucker!
I got beat, Garen.
How is this tower still up man?
Is anyone literally at all pushing lanes?
Jungler's coming, I'm dead.
I will get some CS while we can.
no guys I listen I know typically like I actually want to play the right way and
and for y'all to think that I'm not terrible at the game I am mentally at
the point of I really could give a fuck less man like this game is already over
I do not care anymore
I'm not even having fun on this champ man like at all this is the most least
fun champ I've ever played in my life.
I'm not saying I'm good at the game, but I saved the MF, you know
You know?
I saved him a little bit.
You know?
Oh, where do I go here?
What's next?
How are the games today? Pretty good man. Be getting snipe pretty hard but uh, yeah stop
doing too bad. Play the room king next, cool. Alright Elder in two minutes, boys. That's
bad. Hope we can do it.
That's the wrong key it shows you how much I play this character
I think we're at the point of like if I get a hold of someone I'm fucking them up like even if it is warwick, right?
Oh, yeah, I'm going there. I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going
Oh, I just don't get to play. Feared. Steined. Feared. Steined. Dead. GG's. GG's. Never again.
Dad, if you guys say, uh, Trundle, actually, you know what, mods? Can we ban the word Trundle?
Mods, is that possible? Can we ban the word Trundle?
Like, I'm being honest, I- guys, you could have a gun pointed at my head and say, I'm gonna kill you
Or you have to play a game of trundle and I'm saying pull the fucking trigger. Please God
Spare me from a trundle game
That was the worst experience of my life. That was terrible. It was absolutely horrible. I hate that channel
And I didn't enjoy at least on Vi I'm flying around with a punch
Like that's fun
It's all I'm doing I hate that motherfucker
Thank you, we banned the word trundle good
I am like queuing and absolutely praying that I get a support game.
I'm fat.
Yeah, I appreciate you man.
You got more XP than peanuts, maybe practice track so you can de-race witch and you guys
do bottom lanes.
Like this game, GGS homie.
No T-Words here lol.
Yeah, Trundle, the word Trundle's bad.
Good luck, good luck trying to type it.
Fuck you.
Never again.
Oh my god, it's Warwick.
Okay, what is the hardest counter to Warwick that exists?
I'm not playing Rammus.
I just bitched about how I hated playing Trundle because it was the worst champ in the world.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Probably a terrible pick, but I just don't know.
I don't want to play a volley.
And I'll just outgank the Warwick,
at least with the Docter, I can fear him.
And hopefully kill within fear if I'm ahead.
I don't know how to play Jax.
Lilia? Oh, I can play Brand against Warwick? Yeah, wait a minute. That actually might be
peak. I might actually start playing that, although I wouldn't want to play that against
this comp. Well, I don't know. I feel like it'd be pretty rough.
Don't let us love, baby.
You gonna make sure the dogs got water?
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back!
Hold it down!
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Is that a scion? Nice.
Yo, Fedge, thank you so much for the Prime Man. I appreciate you, bro, huh?
And I said
So I don't use anything but Q whenever I'm clearing I don't use W. I don't use anything but Q
only Q got it still more still more in depth in playing trundle bro still more
more depth employing trundle. Fucking shit champ.
W increases your attack speed. Yeah that's what I thought but people told me it's not.
I don't feel like I did anything the Q&E on my Claire's got up
Boom Boom
fuck him up boys
Fuck em up!
Oh shit.
Love to see that from you Lux.
Oh, what the hell?
Actually I'll just keep going this way.
Maybe here?
Careful Sion.
Careful now son.
I should have came from the other side, but whatever.
Wait for time, mate.
Ooh, actually I'm supposed to be building this first.
Whoopsies.
Spam ulting.
Next song.
Pantheon's OOP.
You know I will say the most characters spam I've seen today is pant
Maybe you guys aren't crazy
And we also I mean it also has that like what is it stun like the little jumping stung shit
Don't have six yet big though I have six I'll jump on them, but it's not even close
Warwick, uh oh, name me alone, what's the matter?
We got flash, something.
He solo'd the drag, holy shit.
At level 5?
Respect, what a beast.
Grab scuttle and then we all bot maybe
I'm prepping up and up and up and up
Bitch
No opportunity, quick back.
Yoyk!
Thank you!
thing upwards over there walk up Timo you're the worst mistake you've ever made
nothing so much skill involved in that y'all saw that I really tried hard
This place disgusts me.
Swimming terror.
I guess it really is.
Beautiful, Sion. Niiiice!
Incredible.
He dies for that.
Nice Lux.
I had ult, I had ult him, but...
Looking bot.
Looking bot.
I just pinged my jungle quest, oh my god, these guys think I'm fucking terrible, but they're
not too far off.
I thought I was about to die so much faster than what I did
Yeah, I would love to I would love to do that
Problem is I'm gonna get jumped on by that warwick, and I'm gonna hate my life
You take some of these men real quick for me. There we go. Coming
That was gonna take so much more damage from that tower
Careful now
Do I can't you like your second one problem?
No, so I hear anymore
Oh shit, okay good thing the warwick's done
And we survived this I
I don't do nearly as much damage as I thought it was gonna do.
I don't do nearly as much damage as I thought I was gonna do.
What in the fuck am I shit?
Where's my damage?
Kill em all.
Kill em all baby.
He's gonna kill every last one of em.
Xion's gonna beat em all up.
Oh, yep, by Warwick, yep, easy dude, scion, daddy scion, bro, holy shit, what a beast.
Oh, Teemo blinded me, ah, fucking bitch champ.
I lux.
I lux. Smell you later, buddy.
I'll try Kain, he's very flexible. I play a lot of Kain.
Probably one of my favorite junglers.
We've lost every single Kain game today.
Oh yeah, bot lane's huge.
Actually they're not, but they're just f**king the bot lane.
Oh, s**t.
Yeah, they're just smoking full.
Yeah they are.
yeah they are wow great job gentlemen fuck yeah man
alright good news days is warwick's not gonna be a problem in this game which is
nice
not nearly as bad as last game it's always fun
Smell ya, I think I can do both now.
Invade their jungler? Yeah, you know, I would. Yes, there we go. Okay. He's just, hey, sure.
After my last couple of games, I will take all the FFs. I'll take them all. Thank you
for the carry, gentlemen. Thank you so much for the carry. I appreciate that. Pleasure
doing business pleasure doing business
why not more FPS in your game because I just never turned it up I don't know
You need you have an AP jungler an AP jungler brand is it is brand AP no that's not AP it's
past her I don't know. Wait that is AP? Yeah brand. I love brand.
That is the greatest enemy. Should we throw and should we throw a brand game in there?
been a while. I love playing brand in the jungle. It's so much fun.
I'm gonna call my wife, check on her.
What should I play?
This is a brand game?
This is a brand game?
no tanks yet. Let's see what the top picks are. Brand for sure against the kindred.
Okay, let's rock and roll.
Oh, I'm about to absolutely thump these fools, yeah, agreed.
I
Hey, buddy
Hi
You stinky breath stinky breath
I
Know I love I love zombie brand bro. He runs around like a little crack head in California
I love it
No, let me answer this
Okay hear me out I thought there was a world where my bot lane my support that
was staring right at me was gonna walk up obviously that didn't happen and I
look stupid but it's kind of where my mind was at just everybody knows
Blackfire first? Well fuck me huh? Yeah, what a fast clear that I was clean
I'm looking NAR
I'm looking NAR I'm looking big dog
Yep
heat up now
oh yeah I'm in my element now
I
I
I
I
I
My clears on brand are clean boys, they're clean!
walk up you fucking pussies alright bot lane's a bunch of absolute pussies got it
bot lane is pushes 10-4 that's what we get honestly not shocked with a nami sub not
shocked at all we're gonna switch up to fire we'll just have this sitting in
holster one more volume on music I knew if I gave them a kill there that my Nami
might actually quit the game and life itself potentially
Go top some love again.
Maybe not.
Oh, that would have been actually huge.
Alright, flash W.
Nice.
One thing I love about Brand is this clear right here?
So quick.
Love this clear.
I
Love it, bro. I love that clear it is so quick
Yeah, I missed it fine
Nami I want to come down to show you some love girl but if you fuck me over again I'm
I'mma be pissed!
Nami?
Let it go.
Okay. There she goes. There she blows.
Best jungler? My brand? You know what's funny is whenever I was playing a lot of jungle
This is my favorite one. I love brand jungle man. I love it
I'm going right there again. I don't think brand would work good. I don't know maybe it would
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here
He dies? Yeah, he's dead. Maybe. No, he doesn't. Kindred saves him with ult. No way, bro. Fucking
Bullshit
Hmm we're gonna finish Leondry still
Indra says them
Indra no ult
Top no ult
Right lie really good, yeah, I know it's really good
I would love some help here guys. I would love some help here guys.
My bot lane has still not walked up an inch.
Fine, I will kill your laner and then you'll come, right?
Can I get some help now?
Can I get some help now?
We just don't really have a bot lane this game like our bot lane is just never anywhere
that we need them to be.
They're like they just refuse to push.
They're backing early.
like I don't know our bot lane's kind of fucking cheats now
Domnys okay, R80 carries fucking dog shit though
nice mid lane's good
We're so fine. Dude, I'm feeling really good on Brand. We are beyond fine.
It's such a good champ for this. Playing with DL today. I would love to play with DL
he wants the game I'm just kind of playing comp I wish DL had like an
account that we play comp together but obviously given that riot is riot they're
probably just ban his ass
I'm walking
We're diving. Fuck this guy.
I thought Naur was gonna tank. Worth. Fuck you.
you worth can't see map guys you can't see the map because I've been getting
stream sniped all day long and I don't want anyone else to see the map as well
trust me I know it sucks but sadly after getting literally stream sniped by five
people on an entire enemy team I'm at that point kind of where I just don't
really want people to see it you know I wish I wish I was able to just play the game trust
me. Clear this first.
probably should have rotate together nice good job buddy later
All right making good time this isn't going too bad at all to be honest hold
on a minute maybe brand is our champ gentlemen
looking
please try and tower dive please try and tower dive no other plane for drag
Look at my Yanarra, look at my Yanarra, look at my support.
I'm getting ran down in my jungle by three girthy men, and my mid lane, and my Yanarra
do not move from lane.
Hell yeah.
No mother fucker!
Smite it. Screw it.
He really must be home.
You hear blue?
Your team has destroyed it, sir.
It's mama.
Hello baby!
No trace to them a goodness
Oh my goodness mother fucker
They're all baron, they gotta be.
hey baby
nice
nice looking for that kindred baby looking for that kindred
Not that. Not that.
Nice.
Now we go do a band. Maybe not actually.
I go steal everything. We can...
Nah, I just clear.
I just clear. Probably should have eaten that.
Land! Fuck it.
huge play thank you good sir I told you my friend isn't terrible
that
hey
watch that, what you want
use your damn words I don't even want my words bro I wish I had a sweeper but
I'm too stupid to remember I needed to buy it looking
I
Amho
Wait, I'm his target
I'm coming in, Nar.
Nice shot, bud.
Beautiful.
Splatter bitch.
I'm coming.
I'm home.
Shadow, am I crazy for thinking this might be my champ?
Really? Yes?
Why do I keep getting targeted?
Damn burns.
Talked to DL about it, okay.
Good to have in the pocket though, right?
I don't know how it didn't work.
Hey, oh
Hey, oh, somebody's a way oh way oh
full clear we back we might have item Daisy we'll probably be next week brother
well we'll be next week we'll be next week I'm just practicing for the AT&T
tournament brown trying not to get 17th place again you know
all right we have life goes to death do not forget it
I had it. I could have saved myself. I literally just said I had it. Nara's ending. Goes into
the old wall. I was trying to hit him with a W so he burned to death after because he
was so low. But yeah, it was stupid. Nara's ending. We're doing great. Hey, chat. W call
on the brand play. The easiest game of the day for me.
Nice job, NAR.
Dude, NAR is such a fucked up champ. I love him.
I'll never play him, but I love having one on my team.
Because you know they're just some sick bastard.
I love nefiri.
I play a lot of nefiri.
I say that about every champ.
I like nefiri.
I've played a little bit of nefiri.
That is a better way to say that.
But it has no stun.
just had some crazy old
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do that.
of
the
Okay.
Come on boys.
Darn it's going in.
GG's.
GG's GG's.
Everybody's focused on me when I got a juice to gnar right next to him.
GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG
HAHAHAHAHAHA
WEEW WEEW WEEW WEEW WEEW WEEW
Just throwin' boomerangs like an Australian that's pissed off!
All right, he's getting screwed over here. This is crazy
What if what if
We out here catches trades shouldn't Australian people be asleep right now, or is it morning time?
Yo, I thought our damage is gonna be so much crazier
All right, we've had a crazy day of practice. Do we dare? Do we dare go play a naughty game?
Do we go play a naughty game? You know, I love my Nautilus. I mean, we have been juggling for nine and a half hours. I feel like I've earned it.
I'm not going to play support.
No, I'm saying I go play support one game.
Let's go play a support game.
Let's go play a support Nautilus game.
I'm in.
That sounds like so much fun.
sounds like so much fun.
It'll run through the jungle.
It'll run through the jungle.
Bro, I'm not turning the sign on, man.
I don't even know why that sign's still there.
You know why that sign's still there?
got me that side and she refuses for me to take it down.
Jack, how have you guys been liking the, uh, how have you guys been liking the
league today? I'm gonna be honest I've had so much fun. I know we've had our
reps and downs in our crashouts but I've had so much fun today. I might do it
tomorrow I don't know. Yeah fuck you Mel.
Loving it. Been here since the beginning it's crazy how far you've come in a minute.
There's no way this happens twice in a row.
There's no way two days in a row Naughty gets banned on support.
There's no way.
Do I dodge?
Do I dodge and take the five minute timer?
Blitz I've never unlocked Blitz.
Haha as fucked up as that is.
Or we could brand.
We could play brand.
They play Blitz.
Bro kill me.
Do I play Pike?
pike is pike crazy? I know how to play pike.
Fuck it we ball. Fuck it we ball. Fuck it we ball. I want to play a hook champ. This is
somewhat of a hook champ all right let me go pee real quick
you want to play talk yeah
You
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Sheep!
Oh
Hey
And get away from us fuck you bitch
I'm not a bitch.
The captain's always favorite shit on the crew.
Part of the ship, part of the crew.
he's gonna be here I'm about to give up
I'm not nice
Don't fear fucking lives. Oh my god, she's a brawl
Get your ass back here.
Where you going, Blitz?
Where you going, Blitz?
Get your ass back here!
How many assists is that?
Three at the beginning of the game?
Sure!
God I love support. I love support so much
No, I kind of want to jerk this guy off again, I mean, you know what I'm saying
You know what I mean, you know what I mean, you know what I mean, you know what I'm saying
You know what I was saying, you know what I was meanin'.
Oh, I didn't mean to let go shit balls I just I lost in the CS as well
Oh no, no, no, that bitch
It is a fucking warzone boys
It is a warzone somehow
Give me that. Give me that. Oh, we're moving. We are show moving. This is great. Oh,
Dude, support got to be the most fun role role in the game. I love it. I just love
yankin sons of bitches hook champs are my favorite
Blitz I believe could be Helen Keller
I got a get I got a get a sweeper
Now I suck!
Get more of me!
That's where we're at!
kind of feeling myself a little bit kind of feeling myself a little bit
Oh
Out of man almost
I'll take a little back here I think.
BEEPER FUCK
Hello?
Come on back to lane, you're safe.
Come on back to lane, you're safe, I promise.
Oh shit.
shit balls
got him off a got him off the jungler did my job did my job did my job oh that's not
Good run there's
Ward fuck
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Careful there is careful
Two early shitballs walking
Fuck your back bitch.
I need Sweeper.
My eyes taxi, I want you to know you can lick my paint to my sack, right?
Right underneath it.
Right underneath it.
Cradle in your mouth like grapes and you're an emperor, okay?
Please.
Yeah, fucking bitch.
Sweeper!
I'm going back.
I'm going back.
I'm going back.
I'm going back.
I'm going back. I'm going back. I'm going back. I'm going back. I'm going back. I'm going back
I'm going back. It is what it is
It is what it is. Oh Jesus me Jesus has nothing to do with this
Yeah, you playing a bitch ass champ like Trundle man, you ain't gonna have fun terrible champ terrible champ
I'm dead
OOI OOI OOI OOI
I ran out of my ult, I should've ran, I should've ran, what am I doing?!
FUCK!
Shit
What is this called?
oh yeah this is my oh no wait what
that's what it wants me to take okay
control ward now you're asking for way too much you're asking for way too much
now you watch your mouth in here
I'm coming big dawg, I'm coming.
Get your ass back over here!
Thank you!
Wait, wait, wait, wait right here, right here, right here, right here.
why are we coming out to the job?
Hey, why are we coming after the support you bitches?
Right, oh, Vex dead.
In the arms of an angel!
Lie away from here!
Now hold on a minute, Kane. What you doin', bitch?
I'm a turtle. I am but a turtle in the water.
Shit. Oh lord he's juicing. He's juicing. He's juicing. GG's. Oh there's the same GG's.
There's the same GG's. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good.
Alright we're done throwing. We're done throwing. We're done throwing.
done throwing, done throwing.
Nassus 4 now?
Ooooooh.
Where the hell did he even get those kills from?
Bitch!
Do we have anything to kill the Nassus?
damn
I can get you swimming
Where's my...
HIT'EM YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Run for your lives!
Oh you running towards me you're dead, bud
Careful, there's a nastus in them bushes.
Careful.
Careful now, there's a demon amongst us.
I'm coming to drag
Sweet havens he hit me once. I don't want to pull him. I don't want to pull him. I
changed my mind. Do we get that? You're away from me, David.
I
Were back in for a 260 gold item it is what it is. Yeah, I blame whoever banned asses on this loss
Hot Lane is not the problem also
Let's point that out
Hot Lane is not the problem
Get out of the way fat ass
Hot lane two and seven two and seven four and four teams one put that out there
Hey, you may ask God sheer support. Yeah five deaths
Fuck you don't look at my death
Look at my sexiness. It's all you should be looking at
Yeah, but shit balls
I'm engaging it. You know what I mean? Not good, but it's there.
Doublelift watching my stream. Doublelift, don't you worry about nothing you see.
And listen, I've been grinding jungle for nine and a half hours.
I needed to go and throw a game.
It was my time to throw a game, okay?
it's my time my turn let me turn off dmca just in case he cares about that now
that I know double lift pop a double lift this year let me lock him
yeah bitch slap him slapping the shit out of him fire or he ain't get away
from us he ain't get away from us yeah yeah get away from us wait should I wait
I can't ask that should I've should I've taken that oh shit they're gonna be
pissed to me about that one
X, X, should we be scared or are you confident?
We got our jungler, we got our jungler.
Yaba!
Oh my god!
Don't worry, I'm on him, I'm on him!
You bitch!
X, please god don't let him get away from us.
I'm going into the matrix!
Thanks, you gotta do something, thank you, God!
Yeah, folks! I'm coming!
More better shit.
Watch out watch out. You got a hook
Solid house done. Oh, well, I got you baby Vex
Wp not pink w world location another war location. Don't worry guys. We will know
if they're coming over here go ahead and check out five and two nine and seven
nine and one hot lane doing absolutely nothing oh and four honestly other than
that we're doing okay refresh ultimate I'm trying to fuck lock in yeah you think
do you think Yvonne is thinking man I might have to play jungle after Hutch's
performance and the support role you think that's going through her head at
all or no
bitch hold on there's a lot more than I thought there's a lot more than I thought
fuck you into the matrix hold on here hold on I kind of did something but I'm
not liking what I did I had to oh I had the old the only option yeah oh that's
the other support. Okay, well, Graves steal this. Yeah! I did that! Yes! Kill them all!
I don't think the whole thing is a good idea now that I'm thinking about a skill spell
oh hell and killer what was that hold I'm back in the game I'm back in the game
no worries on my way yeah what's up what's up you want to this look at this
Oh shit.
I know who I am.
One.
Boom.
Boom.
Ah.
Oh my gosh, they're everywhere.
They're everywhere.
They're everywhere.
I
Was W dad W dad words words words
Worth!
Worth!
Worth!
As you're seeing here, this is the highest-scaled League of Legends gameplay to ever exist.
Coming in hot!
Coming boys, I'm coming!
Get off my 80 carry!
Oh you're dead man.
You're dead as shit.
Lucky.
Yo, that Nautilus, that Nautilus real big, he's real real big, he's, he's real big and scary, oh my god, oh my, oh my god he's 10 and 1, get off that, I didn't even, I didn't even move his health, I didn't even move his health, don't worry our Trendle is only 1 and 5, we're fine.
No one swims in the same waters as me.
Nassus, Nautilus, whatever the fuck.
Shut up, you nerds.
There's more.
There's more than one.
There's more than one.
I'm doing everything I can.
Itch.
Not gonna take it not gonna take it
Oh shit run run, please God
Yeah, yeah, yo this trundle this truck
That trundle just back three v2 oh
Shit hey hey boys
Don't a cards don't a card. It is what it is don't a cards
Don't want the cards just don't hey take the hat off don't in the middle. It is what it is GG
Did they want a champ select when they banned Nautilus?
Honestly solid game you know what I'm saying honestly solid game
Don't I mean
solid game I know you're impressed my job was on the floor man that was some
crazy stuff you saw the highest level of League of Legends and I know you're over
there you know iron one but when you get the gold I'm in low elo that's that's
the type of gameplay you get. That's the best of the best, yeah.
I think I need to see, let's get some, let's get some jelly on the board. Do you want to
play Flux together or do you want me to watch your screen share? I was hoping I could just
share screen share. Oh, you want to do screen share? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I can help you
with what I think is like a very solid and uncountable game plan.
Okay, I know I noticed a bunch of things. I think just some just some a good guy should play for like a couple minutes
You have a setting on called
like
Fuck I forget what it's called. It's like quick. It's like quick cast but basically
Do you like it that what your abilities go off when you let go of the key? I do when you push down on it
I do like that. Yeah, I've taken it off before and I hated it
Okay, okay, no worries. That's a personal preference thing and it's not really ever gonna make a big difference
I was just curious to be like that
And the other thing is do you like your camera setting where it's a free cam like you you hold space and it can like moves constantly
It's called semi locked. Yes
Okay, okay. I was I was curious if that was intentional if it's both intentional. It's fine settings. They're all personal preference
It's not really gonna make a difference. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest
I one time they did an update where it broke the lock cam and I freaked out. I was sitting others. Yeah, dude
I can't I can't play any other camera style
It's fine, it's fine. That's what you like. That's what's good. I
Could never play with those settings, but like if you like it then don't let anyone tell you what to do
Oh, yeah, you're your old man. All right. We ready you want me to kill?
Yeah, cue it up
Although I think you're set if you want jungle for sure your secondary role you should probably put mid in my opinion
Alrighty. Yeah, I mean back. He's sure you don't see the other support game
Well as much as I would love it, it's
You know our chances don't go up. Okay, I suppose unfortunately wait really so she's holding me back. All right
I get it. Yeah, I mean, that's why you're cursed to play jungle and just
And she's holding me back. I don't mind. You know what they call me a team player DL
Who else is playing League for 10 hours practicing for this tournament?
You know what I'm saying?
Dude, I could never.
The challenge of playing League for 10 hours sessions, I saw what you've been up to.
Dude, I've been grinding all day, yelling, screaming.
How do you have so much energy, bro?
What you mean?
Like how are you just like fucking popping off 10 hours straight and playing League?
Drugs?
Not computer.
Drugs?
Okay.
Medication.
Oh okay prescription prescription of course prescription of course prescription
Don't you worry it you want to see God I'll send it to you
Look here, what's your death off profile pic is that is that you and Tyler one?
No, it's summit. Oh
That's summit. Yeah me and summit hanging out. This is we took this at twitch con in in California
Yeah, dude, I thought it was you and Tyler. I mean I had a ball cap on that's just one to one picture at him
No, I know I know
You kind of mock him. I know I know I
Know
Dude, I like by a lot. I'm just dog shit with her
Right now it's by nocturne
by Nocturne and I mean I ball is my best but they're gonna ban it for sure
100% yeah vies really good against Zery too. Let's do it
There's a few mechanics you should probably be aware of I don't know I
You know just just interrupt me from telling you stuff
You already know her R isn't unstoppable, so you want to enter to face CC with it and then you can Q flash
Or you can flash Q flash Q is a little easier
easier, but if you can get down Q flash, I mean that's like extra credits.
Um, do you know what I'm talking about?
Where like you Q, but before the animation's over, yeah, you flash into them and knock
them.
Yeah, that's good.
I had landed it once today.
I've missed about nine of them.
Okay.
So maybe we just stick with flash Q because it's about 5% worse, but it's got 99%
more risk.
Got it.
So.
I was also told, what should I do here on this?
Oh my god wait hold on yeah go conquer go conquer I just realized I have discord hidden
on my OBS how do I turn this oh my god I'm an idiot.
It's all good.
Where do I find it?
This video's
Also Jack told me I bought a gooner skin. Is that true?
Did you buy gooner skin officer by now you're chilling okay?
How's your freaks in here?
Do I
Game overlay dude. I'm actually okay. How to make this court not show on OBS
Oh my god, where is it?
Chad, does anyone know what the fuck I'm talking about, man?
Mod, can we change the title to DL and Coaching Session for AT&T 200K tournament? Thank you.
Jake and Bey, get out of here.
Alright.
Don't look at what I'm doing.
And if you ban Vi, fuck you.
Don't look.
This is not good.
Van Jake and Bay quick.
Shit.
Hutch, that's such a nice hat, does it come in men's?
If you keep talking to my channel,
I'm about to come in men's, okay?
You better shut up, Jake, and get the hell outta here.
Yeah, motherfucker?
Okay, okay, sorry.
Go top side.
We're gonna start red.
No, do not come.
I did change this in the code stream once, yeah.
Don't worry guys I will figure this out I
Don't know how
I found it do you do you have audio I
Do have audio yeah
You don't why I don't care I can change it one second. Let me do that. Thank you. Thank you. Let me do that and that
Now do you have audio?
Let me see. Let me see. I don't, I don't even think you're sharing your, oh you are sharing your screen now.
Nope.
What?
I do not.
It's chill though, it's chill though. You can lock in for, we'll do it like when you're dead or something.
Okay.
The tech 33L tries to figure out PC.
Um, yeah so you're gonna go, you know, I'm pretty sure you know exactly what's past.
redcrugs rafters in the bot side and then
you know sometimes you're gonna be baited into re-camp ganking top so that'll be like after rafters
you're gonna like think oh maybe i should go top i do that all the time i never i never do it
successfully though dl ever yeah never get baited to do that unless it's like the juiciest
shit you've ever seen but like i think that latina in the top lane type five
What's up?
Nothing.
Yes, sir.
Yes, chef.
Fuck the top laner.
Got it.
Fuck the top laner, man.
That guy's useless.
Wait, actually, that's a P nut.
So, hold on.
Agreed.
I agree.
Completely, and you are 100% correct with that statement.
Okay, okay.
I'm glad we're on the same page here.
All right.
So, perfect.
Yeah, we're going to go into bot side.
Amumu is done.
So, right now, after you aggro the wolves, you're going to look at Amumu and see
what camps he's done.
You're gonna press tab and look at him. He's blue as well, so he did three camps and he gained bots.
So now you have a choice, right? You could beeline it for his topside or you could finish your full clearing crab.
I think you should just finish your full clearing crab.
And that's just because it's...
You're not necessarily in the best spot ever to punish him and take his camps away without taking your cross map.
So you would spend 15 seconds running there and you wouldn't really get more than one camp, so it's not really worth it.
Okay, so right there you don't ever want to use both smite on your first three
You want to stick with using first smite on red or your first smite on blue same for scuttle, right?
Yeah, exactly. You want your spot to be up on metal for the contest
And you also want your smite to be up in case you can steal any of his camps in you know 20 30 seconds, right?
Got it. I didn't necessarily know
Let's just say he skipped his red. Yeah, this is so far so good
He's on he's on top crab. You saw him cross mid and now you're just gonna kind of eyeball mid and bot on this timing
And you're gonna run into his right here run into his Raptors. Yeah, don't cross
Don't don't I would not I would not I would run into his Raptors and ward his Raptors and then base and at the same time that you're basing
So yeah ward here and okay, perfect
Perfect, you're here for the Raptors right and the reason why you know that these are up is because you know
That he's going on the side of the map. You know these help sets. These are free
You won't always get raptors spawn like he doesn't guarantee to start here
but just trust me this is the most optimal way to play.
Okay now you're gonna face in a bush, usually in a bush, but that's okay.
You can base outside of the bush this time.
While looking at bot lane, right?
And just take an eyeball and just see like imagine if this guy was a little bit lower, right?
Then you would, you would have headed over and finished the kill.
What am I buying here?
Yeah, you can go Trinity. That's perfect. Trinity's perfect.
Oh, okay nevermind, it's fine.
It auto bought you a sheen, which is the worst component you probably wanted to go to double
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's not ever gonna be him. Okay, so we finished our first full clear
All right, and let me just tell you the game usually opens up on your second full for you
Won't kill him. Oh
You ever see me work you ever see me work. Do you?
Player here hey
That's your crugs.
GG's, Garen.
You'll be remembered.
So, as you do this Wulklur, I'm going to just walk you, smite this one so that you don't
have to use the next sword.
Okay, so I'm going to walk you through, like, all the things that could have happened when
you finish your Wulklur.
Your bot lane could have been alive, and you could have ganked after a crab, right?
Yep.
That happens a lot.
You do your crab, and as you're in that crab position, you're between two lanes,
and you look at both lanes, and whichever lane is the most gankable, you have
some timing.
Instead of doing that, because your bot lane died, you took his raptors.
That's already valued.
What is going to happen now is on your second full clear you're going to hit six.
If you didn't steal his raptors you needed crab to do it so it'd be the second up to
go down.
Don't gank mid.
Oh you can hit that.
You can hit that.
Go ahead.
This is not gankable.
You're level five Vi.
You're never going to kill anyone here.
And Vi is just a champ.
I probably should have said this in the very beginning where...hold on.
You are going to kill him.
What?
Okay never mind.
Annie is going to flash.
Beautiful hunch!
Don't listen to me.
What?
there the bitch by you Danny let's go I'm a bit look at look at look about that
oh in the arms of an angel perfect damn you okay that should actually work now
in our actual game I think that you shouldn't get for name shots simply
because I doubt that he will he's ass agreed yeah he's ass he's ass then here
you know instead of this I would eyeball crap so skip this and go take a
Look at crap Crabble hit you six, but also you don't want a moomoo to be doing this one. It's illegal, right?
It's been playing dead
You could be on it now you can get this right off Mike. Perfect. Now you're sick take the fight. Oh
Okay
I should have waited I should have hit the fucking 80 carry
Yeah, yeah a little little slower. I think you want to ult on kills
levels, but that's okay. You see the thought process though, right? The concept that you
like, the details won't really matter as much, every game will feel really different, but
you stole his crab, you felt pressured, you stole your gromp, now you have an option,
do you go for your red or do you go for a drake, and I would go for a drake, and
I would actually skip this gromp, and the reason why is because you're just going
to cycle into your next full clear and do the gromp later. It's not that important
if you do it now, but you have a timer right now to do drake. I mean with level
4, there's no way they're going to fight you here, right? Level 4 to level 6
He can't fight you so this is a perfect break time. This is gonna happen in our game, too
I'm gonna get the push I'm gonna be there for this crab fight that you just fought instead of letting you die
And then we're gonna do Drake together
And then you know a lot of if you wanted to win in solo queue to you would also think right on your way out of base
You think hey, let's do Drake everyone close you do that
You do the assist thing on mid and bot and hopefully somebody would just listen right?
Yeah
Okay, so here you know you're going to gromp
It's okay, but what wouldn't better if I say this you want to be a topside?
Oh, now you can press tab and I'll show you exactly what I mean
You're gonna do wrong and then you're gonna do blue and then you're gonna go your topside and your wolves is gonna spawn
You could have synced it up to do drugs red
Raptors and then all of your bot side all in one go instead of this awkwardness where your blues about spawns
So you're gonna be in some of us your blue you can batch you blue and
Now everything's very like whack-a-mole with your camps the bullshit going on DL
a bunch of bullshit it is it is like this one camp if you have one camp up on
one side of your jungle you kind of want to leave that camp most of the time I
mean it's not a hard rule but most of the time you do okay now you can maybe you
can look mid on the way over as you cross right so maybe okay if not yeah
just keep playing keep farming farming is the name of the game heard yes chef
Yeah, yeah, I mean a lot of times you can kind of win the game without even interacting with the the nine other players as a jungler
You can think of the game like right now you already you already kind of like 25% of the way to the win
That's why I like to think about it. You're one drink out of four. Oh, this guy wants to die. Oh
That's so cringe
I just I know I wasn't gonna hit him I just wanted to pump. Take him.
Before you take a look at crap before you do out there
It's it's let's say crab is like more of a limited edition premium item here, right and your levels. Oh
Annie's coming so play it slow. Maybe hit the scry and take a look
Yeah, this is a hard to be to you they have they have a winning top so never mind just don't do it
It's good that you took a look though, right? You took a look
If he wasn't there you might have been able to get it
He's on grubbed right now so you probably want to ward and then once again take look
Just just ward it and take a yeah, don't go in though because more probably there. Okay, perfect
If you're still in my die, so it's fine. You can just give
Yeah, you just want to confirm. Hey is more being honest here is more here. He's not here. You can contest the grubs
But he's fully committed and gave up since he asked so that's just what they get
Got it
Now I'm thinking is garen gonna get ganked right because he's a dumbass and he's up there in Vietnam
You could like you could like paying more
I think another thing that you need a value more is like using your words
In anticipation what they're doing because you could you probably saved garen's life there to be honest, right?
You showing garen that it was there with that word save his life also. This is a great game
This is gonna work. Go garen you fucking meatball. Yeah, he actually just wins this by himself
Oh good you can just push the wave you say it's gonna end in six five. Oh, he just kills him. Oh
It might get nice perfect now. I steal some gold off the tower like a thief that I am. Yeah
No, you're okay, you're okay, I think you can honestly you can clear this yeah, it's okay
You can just leave it base base base time to go get Trinity. All right
So just every single time you're done with the full clear you take stock of the map like what should you do next right?
Drake in a minute 30, and then you have enough money for Trinity. So yeah, definitely get Trinity. This is a good merc treads game
Why because I've triple AP
It's gonna be my next act yet. I'll be sundered. Yeah, probably thunder. Yeah, and then
Try to swap to a red trinket right around here. It's okay that you didn't do it this time
But right around the time you get your first item is a good time to swap your items.
I always forget that piece of shit, DL. I never remember it.
It's all good. It's all good.
I'm not sure what else there is. I mean, I think you've kind of got the game on a...
It's like a... it's a loop. It's a constant loop.
And then you got to be able to react to what they're doing wrong, too.
Look here, their donor is ganking bots, and his raptors are up.
Right? So you're going to run into his raptors and you're going to take them.
Why do I know they're up because I played a million games at least got there's no way that he didn't
So you leave this right you're not gonna fight this one before Annie's also moved
You can actually sit here and maybe just play it slow
No, no, no
Good sir, I've made a great mistake that Annie's feeling it mr. Krabs. Oh, it's good. It's good. You made it a great fight
perfect, oh my god, perfect
Don't be afraid don't be afraid run to the jungle. Yeah
This is the punish right this is what fucks you ever when you play jungle like what happens you die and all your chance are dead
Oh, I didn't smile and I was scared. I was scared and that's my bad
No, no, it's actually my bad
Why the fuck is your bot lane there?
I can't tell you they're too smart. Wait, what's press press tab again? Let me see their balance. Yes. Yes, Murphing
Yeah, that is just crazy
Um, I'm gonna be honest. I've been getting slammed by cypher's all day
I had five guys telling me to donate to their school earlier
Yeah, no, it's now drag is up. I should be there, but no, no, no, it's it's gone. Yeah
You're team double dead. That's okay. You can always give one and just honestly you can look for top here
This is kind of like more free flow after your first like two or three players right?
It's not as important for you to be on the camp like here. You can look for a hill. Oh, you can look for gank
Or you can just look for invade if this guy's gonna
Know it's okay just just go for invade let your brand die. Oh never mind fuck it fuck it fight this shit
There's gonna be over the wall.
Luma's looking absolutely cooked.
Whoa.
Probably want to save that for someone else, but still works, still works.
Oh, go for his red, go for his red.
I know last time you died, but this time their bot lane's actually dead, dead.
Shit!
Like dead mcdead.
Got it.
Heading in there.
Yeah.
So you got death timers.
You can play off these.
Nine seconds on Luma.
You got plenty of time to do.
you have plenty of time to do Krugs if you wanted to and then you got to keep in
mind that top crab is also yeah you can do this and try to the right as you do
this right try to the right and put your word down in that push on your bottom
right yet that push right there you gonna put your word down and that way
you can kind of see if they're balling it's been testing you on this
instead of being surprised if Seraphine wants to eat right if Seraphine
knew you were here for some reason you wouldn't be surprised you always
want to be covering where you're where you're blind basically don't be
afraid to use your words okay now another full player another full player
let's go gromp walls rafters yes chef yes chef perfect perfect I think one thing
you've got a you got a you can do more with your ult you're even playing very
good but one thing you can do more with your ult is focus on a priority target
and use it in sync with your teammates so your teammates can follow up on your
That's kind of the strong strength of violety. It's not really good for solo kills. It's more
Kenanivia's Kenanivia stun off of it and my brand stun off of it and my ad carry hit off of it
What if my brand has a lisp and is an idiot?
Then go next got it
Pin four yes chef. Yeah, because your old really doesn't do very much damage to be honest
It's a pretty low damage ability
Here you can do crab instead of
waiting so yeah you go for crab because you're gonna wait a little bit right
there anyways right now and you grab and then as you're doing crab you're gonna
think oh wait it's sorry it's not even up but on the right side you might be
able to go pop
oh perfect okay so I'm gonna count the mortality for you six five four three
two one I miss that's okay you got him you got him you got him beautiful
Beautiful. Oh another kill another freebie another freebie and then right after this
What are you gonna run into this? Oh, I use my old chest. I didn't want I didn't want to slip
You're going to run into his jungle. You're going to run to his jungle. Okay, some people here
They would say like maybe you should do herald. Okay. Okay. It's all gone. That's okay
Now you can do herald now. You can do herald the party there was to take his stuff
Was to steal everything
Okay, I can't move
Yeah, you're getting
You're getting gang banged by their ball ain't again. It's okay. So here be be comfortable with just a stalemate, right?
You're wasting three people's time just run away. Oh
Yeah, this guy is fucking psycho man. What the fuck dude? I swear to God the Zerri is not silver by the way
That's okay
You're good, you're good the priority could be
sometimes to waste their time. Right here you see Unara was pushing top there's a
huge wave crashed or sorry Unara's pushing bot huge wave is crashing top
these guys feel very pinched to make something happen they're like but we're
all here we got to make something happen if you just walk away then they go
have to go play retake on the top. Do I come back with all them low health?
It's not really that important I think now I think you just go bot crab and
you farm again. Okay. Harold is so whatever. Harold is so whatever. Oh, wow. This is areas
just gonna die now. You're fucking him. You're fucking him. Beautiful. Beautiful.
Bitch. After bruh. Back to the crab. Back to the crab.
What about the crab? Yeah, crab is kind of worth like two camps. It's very, very
strong. And then as you're doing maybe you want to ward one of these bushes, right? You don't know who's in here.
Spooky. And now you have Crab. Here's a little bit of trivia. Crab lasts a minute, so you have Crab overlapping with Drake.
And that is so nice to have this zone controlled for Drake in 20 seconds. Here I would skip, just go back down
and play with your Yunara. And also one thing you can do a little more is kind of flick her tab and see who's strong.
Who who on your team you can play off of you know are strong right two items?
Your mid is pretty weak and your mid's not even a part of this
Fight that guy fight that guy fuck that guy up
Perfect you hard shit on them. Yeah, you can hard shit on it
Perfect oh
But on the bright side you got to use the one
beautiful oh my gosh oh my gosh it ain't going well it ain't going well run
little birdie run that's a monkey how did your team lose the fight on the
other side so bad man because they suck yeah they do suck it's okay I actually
I think that your anivia and brand can win this and you should feel like hey I
did I did well there you did the right thing you died but you got to on your
Yeah, I can get back. Do I go back? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I should have bought shit
Next one. Yeah. No, you're good. Next one you want to buy your yellow chicken and everything, but don't worry about it right now. Oh
my god
We'll be secured here now get ready he's he's over the wall
He's hunting for this might he's hunting for this might if you could pull it out
Maybe in our game when Garen's not melee we could pull it out, but your teammates won't do it for you this time
That's okay
Yeah, also Yvonne will probably stick their words so they won't have any vision of it in our actual game
Got it. Okay. Really good. Really good
Got it and
Then
You can think about what's next top crowd maybe
How long on that press tab and just take a look at the time will show up so 12 seconds
So here I would just go to crab rides you want to you could camp for your wolves or you could be on the crab
But the crab is just way way better and the crab puts you in a better position to make a play while you're farming
If you're on the wolves nothing good could happen. You can't just get a random kill, but if you're on the crab
You know someone will just face check you like this more like this idiot morta kaiser
Perfect that's what you get that's what you get perfect
oh yeah bitch no we are not doing that I don't think right thank you Darren oh
my god wait you can't even do it do it do it do it you cracker yeah you made
if it happened it's so beautiful and Zerion fought the unit 5v3 plus two on numbers you
usually can be baron oh and kill that guy kill this guy he wants to die he wants to
die so good so good so good gotta punish this guy gotta punish this guy
what's with your life what's with your life
nah i'm up to your life i'm up to your life i'm going to i'm going to but i'm gonna
get my camp
Yes sir, yes sir.
Why the fuck did Addy do so much damage?
Oh my god!
I gotta get my red!
Holy shit, bruh.
That's Addy's scariest fuck.
Hey, you're good, you're good.
You know why you can, you know, just kinda send it on their tank there?
It's because you have such huge numbers advantage on the grade.
Yeah, was that all good to just get my team on?
Yeah, yeah, that was amazing. You know, you got to make that pick happen because the guys just kind of like, you know, in his perspective, he's like, I'm going to steal, maybe I'm going to steal this baron, and he's not like really thinking about how he can die for it.
Got it.
But yeah, now the game is, it's pretty chill, it's a little bit less important. It's still by default you just kill your camps, but I'm saying it's a little bit less important that you kill your camps, and it's a little bit more important that you fight for crab, and you look for a play.
So you know, Jungle is a hard carry role until about this time in the game about 20 minutes.
Oh, what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay. Get ready to run afterwards because you might be at an area we don't know.
Okay, so you can check his camps now.
Check his red. Keep them honest. Keep this guy honest.
See what he's up to.
What you doing? What you doing over here? Police?
Oh, he was not honest. See he left some gams up for you. Go to his raptors. You want to catch it?
Yeah, and then let your laners just do their thing, right? They have baron, they should be able to get fresher, and then
when you get baron, usually the cash in is that their jungler doesn't get to farm anymore. Got it.
Yeah, usually the first baron you're not gonna win the game.
Wow, this series actually legit a psycho.
Are you watching this guy just permanently split sideline?
This guy needs to be investigated.
I'm so focused on pressing Q and E. I haven't looked at him once.
I can't allow you to be a champ.
Okay, that's okay.
You'll kill that ward that you're next to after this drop and then probably recall.
And then spend your money and then this next fight is going to be the fight of
the game.
It's not really the fight of the game, but it's like pretty good.
I go slowly flying sit in the bush and wait to fuck somebody right next you want to go death stance
Honestly instead of Cleaver you probably want to go death stance
I haven't really been focusing on the specifics of like builds and stuff because that's like easy to fix
But then yeah, I think oh it would be don't face check don't face your quail it take a look at the back
And if he is top they could be five man here Wow
Hi, brand. Okay, you're not that guy. Okay, you're not that guy
You're gonna look at the map and you're gonna say hey five people are missing it'd be the same thing
fucking you know when you play in ArcGraders and you haven't heard a single noise like in a super hot spot like of course you're
Not just going to take the first fight you want to just wait until people show and right here
I think you should be pinging like Drake honestly just ping Drake and get your idiot teammates to move to the objective
Because I don't know what they're doing. I can't hit the scry hit the scry. They could be there. You might die, but it's okay
All right now phone over into that bush behind you phone over into the bush
All right now we're gonna take a look, just hide, hide, hide, hide, and they can do it for, oh.
Wait, these guys don't know, okay.
You can ult on Moonoo when it's about 3k, so you can ult him right now.
Oh, never mind, let's just skip this one.
Perfect! Perfect!
Die for it, it's all good. You're probably gonna die for it, it is what it is.
Oh my god, you're gonna die for it! Run for your life!
Okay, that was really nice. That was amazing punch. That was amazing. Holy shit. I can't think you got that
That's spider in the world DL. Don't you worry? I will lose this
You actually have like actually sick
Thank you. Good sir
Your mechanics are way better than it's gonna go player for sure
It's my team. I'm a grandmaster in a gold bottle and trust me trust me
Yeah, it's it's it's all like it's all the like little tiny things that like here at first tab check the trap
But see how long 12 seconds to be line it there and as you're going imagine if you had a word you would war this left
Bush right here, right? You would if you had one. Oh, you don't so
Just get ready to run get ready like yeah, right because you guys
Maybe in our ATK party, they're not just gonna be giving stuff for free
And if you're just walking where they have control or what really get punished
but great they don't care these guys don't give a fuck about the crab no no clear clear
camp yeah you can just clear camps I mean it's it's like less and less important now
but still good still not too shabby all right after this I think you should press
tab and take a look who on your team should you clear it up right let's take a look here
Carried 80 carry 80 carry ran two items
Yeah, you're in stratum. It's perfect. So really just try to play around here your bot lane more
Got it
Yeah, and follow your 80 carry around and let's let's get engaged off this this is gonna be this is kind of the slam dunk
Where you spent the whole game farming you're really fucking ahead. You're super fucking strong
Time to whip my peace out, huh? Yeah, it's time to whip it out, bro
It's on Michelle. I mean, this is what we've been building up for is like kind of this big moment right here
Uh, your AD carry doesn't seem to want to fight with you, unfortunately.
He hates me, I think.
Yeah.
He's probably racist.
Probably.
It is what it is.
I go to his camps, go to his side.
You can, yeah, yeah, go to his side, go to his side.
He's like one by one.
You know how last time you did Krugs and then you base and this time you did, uh, you did Gromp and then you're kind of just going to be floating and like there's nothing to do afterwards.
You want to avoid that.
You want to do things all at once.
If you can I thought it and then if you can't do things all once go go still his shit
Right go take me right now like don't be afraid don't be afraid to take waves
Probably don't take my way in the tournament. Yeah, don't be afraid it in general like you see this up
You know no one's good, so just push the wave that's that's worth one. They can't right there
That was 200 gold and it can't look like 150
There's a very very very very very very very very very very very
Are you wow, what might have saved you?
You can charge your Q out in like 3, 2, 1, oop perfect.
Wow, you have great timing on that.
Q again, Q again, Q.
Shit!
How you killing, you're killing.
I actually really thought that Brand would fight that with you.
Brand is a piece of shit!
But right there you just spam ping Brand and you're like bro, why are we not just stressing every button while I'm on Biles?
That's okay though.
Yeah, wait a sec. You're three Drake's right? Mm-hmm. All right
Perfect. We're going to mind if I have a little quick game snack. I'm a little peckish
Now you're you're good. You're good. Um, I say you go red shrink it and
You're gonna be fine. I even if they get Baron right here
Yes, chef
I'm surprised you haven't flamed the shit out of your support.
Oh I got you.
That's like a classic on...
Oh.
Oh my.
Oh my god.
Yes chef.
That's my boy.
Got you.
What the fuck?
Fucking nutsack Batman.
Wait what?
What the fuck?
Wait what the fuck?
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
fuck? wait what the fuck?
dude!
waaaaaah
he's effort drake, he's effort drake
can you?
seriously?
yeah you can
take a look, he's alone, he's alone
no stun now
holy shit this guy is fast as fuck
okay and after this kill B-line for drake
alright game's over
game's over
Baron doesn't matter
I like it, I like it
little bit of fruity action on the way
on the way gotta get a snack gotta get a snack guy you gotta gotta get the snacks
up okay so the only way you know he might try to queue over the wall so if
this was me I would be pulling drags so that it's not cute over the wall the
guys running away anyways okay so good all right so I think you should
probably try to keep the momentum of the game hit the sky to fuck your camps
fuck my camps fuck your camps fuck your camps I don't have games absolute
momentum right now you want to take all of his shit so his red is about a spawn
and then you want to look for the game winning play you just got sold it
doesn't get any better than this right the chances of winning the game don't
get any better than this your friend is being a complete moron what is he
why is he doing the glue?
it's okay
i think he has a speech impediment chef
yeah... what the fuck is this guy doing?
you can hide behind garen and maybe look for something but if they're all here you probably don't look
but try to get in the habit of pathing between the bushes and staying in a bush right?
bushes are your friends
yeah kinda like how you and garen can both hide because that way somebody who's approaching you is gonna literally space check and set it right there
If you're out of the bush, then a move would have seen you and you would have walked away.
Perfect.
You actually win, that's crazy.
You actually win this, this is not insane.
Oh my god, you just, you're frying these guys.
Oh shit!
We're good champ!
Oh shit, where did that guy come from?
He's in, he's in the closet, champ, I don't know!
You might want to base because I don't know if this guy's gonna end the game or not
Is he gonna ends maybe eyeball your base and just take a look
No, you're fine. I'm about to go smack his titties off real quick. No, he's smacking yours. You're he's smacking your anivious titties
There's a lot of titties smacking going on. He has no shit on him. I
I miss, chef!
That's okay, you can fuck him anyways, doesn't matter.
Alright, now it's time to press tab, see what you can get off this, right?
Top crab, that's something you could look for.
Next objective is in two minutes, unfortunately, it's pretty far.
Yeah, that's good.
I like right there, you play with numbers, you wait it for a garen, and it's all good.
Brand is 5 and 16? Dude, I actually don't know.
Should I yell at him again?
Uh, no no no, it's okay.
You might discourage him a little too much.
Okay, got it.
Only hurt them until they at least will continue to perform,
but they know that you're mad.
Yes, chef.
Yeah, yeah, perfect, perfect.
Let them know that you're pissed off,
tilted that you're not trying to win okay you're gonna wait for brand and
for Nidia I mean maybe now it's time to kind of kind of wrestle up the troops I'm
not sure what anyone's doing here this is exactly this is actually crazy every
game chef what it's like here those been a long time since you've been at
this place I think are losing their five minutes acting it's all good let
Let him die, they use the Mimolty, it's fine.
Keep um, stick around, stick around, hide in the bush.
Pick a bush and just sit in it for a little bit and see what's going on.
It's really easy for people to get split up and just randomly die.
Okay now they're five man barreling it down mid so you do want to just base.
But um, wow.
Oh my god.
Man this is my life chef.
Every game is just exactly like this chef.
It's all good.
for them so you can wait for them to be on your next list, sorry I'm not sure
Oh no Jeff!
There, there, there, there, oh that was your move, but that's okay
You still killed one
Where the fuck is Unara?
I don't know, everything's dead
Oh, Unara got 1v1 by Mord
Oh my god, there is your good end of game
I'm sick to my stomach, I'm sick to my stomach
But this game was not your fault, I want you to
I want you to look yourself in the mirror right now, okay
You look at yourself and your question point at yourself and say it's not your fault
All right
Wow
At the very end
You could look this is not going to change the game and so it's okay
It doesn't really matter, but you could look for the old through their frontline into the area
It's really strong for you to hold the guy in the back and push all the guys in the front away
Because it's like a it's like a CC through perfect perfect perfect botting everything
just type lose it right there this guy wakes up every day and he's a piece of shit
wow oh my god wow that is crazy I don't think they're gonna honor that you
You think that you think that's going to work, chef?
Uh, yo, that'll do.
Okay.
That'll do.
Thank you.
Here we go again.
Yeah.
Flex.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
I think, I think you got the hang of it.
I think.
Oh yeah.
That was fun.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Hopefully anything will I said made any sense.
It did.
It actually helped a lot.
I didn't know that I was supposed to be going after them crabs as much.
them crabs are delicious and important.
Mm-hmm.
Dude, that unara was nasty.
No, your unara.
The electric, yeah, that bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that did not seem like a gold player.
I can't lie. I'm a little suspicious.
Just a little bit.
Hmm
These are shit
What a piece of garbage
Are you inviting me?
I'm trying to get on I'm a McDonald's manager. Let's see here. Can I join your ass? All right, let's go
Yeah, okay, so what's gonna boil down to we did bloody regular kill on gold now. Oh
Oh my god. Alright.
Time to get carried boys strapping.
Okay Hutch, I'm not gonna lie, this is gonna be like a master's MMR game, but we can get you in here.
We can get you in here for some good times. I'm down. I'm fucking down.
I'm so down. I'm so down. This is why I belong, DL.
This is a really fucking good idea. This is a super good idea.
Why belong this is home
Give me away from those mouth-breathing idiots, please God where you would be
Now but like honestly in our game like I'm hoping the enemy general just does nothing and then you full clear in a full clear into
Into crab into Drake and then you're six and he's not because he didn't he didn't full clear twice
Hmm. So that's like that's like part of the part of the sort of
What can you do wrong versus someone that's doing what you're doing?
What yeah, what the enemy bill I couldn't do wrong is not kill every one of his pants in the exact same order that you did and
then when you get the crap which you did you hit six and he doesn't and
And so all the like risk is on his side
And then you know we're gonna do a fight where you have your ult and their John or doesn't
Surely we're going to fucking win that fight surely. I sure yeah
And then, you know, there's like a bunch of other things that he could do wrong.
He could pass the call.
And then every single time that you're on bot side, you're uncontested.
There's no jungler to fight back on crab or on drake.
So that's something he could do wrong.
Um...
So what is some other shit that he could do wrong?
He could go for a gank when all of his camps are up and you could go and steal all his shit.
That's like another thing.
Um, but it's not really that important.
Got it.
Yeah.
Hey, you can't fucking remember.
Take your time on your pick.
I'm going to go grab a DC to get maximum lock-in edge.
OK, I'll be right back.
Yeah, yeah.
You got it, boss.
Chat, what the fuck is a DC?
A Diet Coke.
OK.
OK.
Wait, can I play? Oh, Lina. Yeah, actually we can. I just realized. After this we can flex.
Because I don't think I'm going to be allowed to play more than one duo key with Hutch.
Or this account gets ranked.
Subporto Zerethu.
Xerath Jinn is kind of a fucking vibe let's go
Rizzly, peace, treasure, perfect.
I'm back what am I playing DL what you want here you got Vi, Kane, Vali, what
you won't and dude I don't care it's literally anything you want yeah I
what is hitchhiking I actually don't even know what this is when you put your
thumb up and people pick you up on the side of the road okay it's also a form
of ranked manipulation where lower skilled players accused with a hard
player often on a smurf account to get carried to a higher rank that's not the
goal our goal is to compete in a $200,000 tournament and this is the best
form of competition so fuck whoever said that I agree I agree with amen
amen to that bro and then cinema cinema cinema
I've never heard of no hitchhiking before Listen, whenever I top damage top kills multiple
drag secured, they won't be saying that no more deal.
Yeah, I believe you.
I never believed anyone harder.
Ah, okay, this is a I just I just opened the thing. It's a flat game
So where we're gonna be easy. I was flat last season. That's a lie
I was gold four on the border of iron
But I was gold one at my highest whatever I was playing every night before peanut ruined my life
Dude what yeah, he let's it go. Yeah, but he keeps me up
I go from 10 a.m. To like 6 p.m. And then he goes live at 8 p.m. So I go from 8 p.m. To about 1 a.m. Oh
Shit, yeah, I never I never go to sleep your sleeper. Well, luckily I'm like a four to five hours sleeper max
I don't sleep any more than that
Yeah, well, that's crazy. I don't know how it's possible. What the fuck we've always been that way, bro
supposedly it's less than 10% of the population in the world can do it. I'm
pretty special. You are a very special guy. But I've also definitely got the Tism
so it could do something with that as well.
All right, lock in.
Okay, yeah, perfect.
So you're just gonna clear down after your full clear.
We're gonna...
What the fuck, nutsack?
So you're gonna lose your comp and then just back off and then hopefully fight your walls.
This is a really common jungle invade.
Because he has smite, because he's smited blue.
Try back and go to my other side.
You could have stayed and done your raptors, but it's okay.
You're already committed to the base now.
I want my hands to the talking.
Well, just give it a shake.
Unless you're literally one HP.
Yeah, it's pretty annoying what he did.
I mean, maybe Ludwig would do something like this.
No way.
Ludwig?
No way.
It's a really, really easy strat to do.
I don't need a pan.
Does not take very much skill.
And now, is he doing that because the type of champ I'm
playing is the champ you can do that against?
No, it doesn't matter what the matchup is.
It's just he will have smites and you won't.
And so your Gromp is just his, because he started Raptors and did the Invade, the way counter it is you would ward right there, right there on the Fade Light.
And you would be able to spot him coming and get off your Gromp.
And you would waste his time.
There would be nothing to steal.
Got it.
So should I start holding my smite until it works?
No, no, no, no.
You don't hold your smite, you just use your ward at level 1.
Got it.
That was a bummer.
I'm heading down for crab. He's here. He has crab.
He should have gotten crab.
Perfect. So once you get one, you're chilling.
Man, I'm sad this guy blew my flag, honestly.
That's what it is.
We're dying as a bummer, but the flash is bad.
This guy also just doesn't clear his camps.
I'll be heading back over here to shove it in me.
Yeah, he's on his grapple right now.
Fuck it!
Okay, how am I playing?
Be honest.
Dude, that coaching session was pretty dope last game.
It sucks that we didn't win, but, you know, what can you do?
What can you fucking do, huh?
Okay.
I'm looking at anything down there? I'm looking.
I like that you built phage first instead of trinity it's on the trinity
Chef I'm not gonna lie to you
I feel like we got something going on me and you I didn't look I just auto that bitch again
But I I'm gonna think about it. Oh my god. Yeah, I got lucky. I got lucky
But I am a gamble and man a little bit of luck all we need bro. Yep
I have nothing up right now. What do I look? I look to invade? Is that the thing?
Top 7-20. Now you can look for Top Crab. Because Vi's so shit-free-six, your entire game plan,
similar to Nocturne in a lot of senses, is like, you don't really want to be taking
any big fights unless it's free kills. Hard to define what a free kill looks like,
Yeah, you want to just look for farm like obviously if nefiri can test you here. He'd be stronger, but you just have to keep him on us, right?
Just it is what it is
If he if he's here, and it's a 50-50 he's gonna win fight you, but
He's not here, so
I'm getting pinged by my top laner
Yeah, you're not sick. So you're not really gonna be able to gank that guy to be honest
I'm about doing anyway
The slapping shit out of them.
QP on Drake, okay.
I'll be very careful at showing that you're not on Drake
when Drake is up, but it's okay.
They're gonna, you can make this game work perfect.
Something, it's not too bad.
Should I run towards Drake right now?
No, it's gone.
Shit, that's my bad, coach.
Oh, it's okay.
I would not.
I don't think that's a mistake.
The game was successful.
That's what's gonna happen when you play by.
Like honestly, leveling might play like Riddler or Warwick and that's just what's gonna happen
they're gonna get first rake.
50 seconds, should I be ready to go after Void Grubbs?
Oh, sorry not no, I wouldn't say no got it
I think he's going to invade my shit.
You're wrapped, or you're cruxed right now, but he's very low.
I think, uh, don't ult until he uses W.
Yeah, but this is a kill, it should be, yeah, you can do it, just wait as W in here.
There you go.
Bitch! Nice. After Raptors you can look for... uh, crap.
Got it.
careful mid missing would you like some help down there chef yeah you know
It's not helpful got it
You can die back playing coming. Yeah, we can die
never mind you can back off now it's nothing the tech is tick is to give
stromp here before leaving we don't know if it's up but he just did grubs if he
didn't if the grubs any good or didn't come up you wouldn't go because it's
kind of crazy but because you know he's not here he's crossing mid to try to
Okay, be careful of their ball in here.
Careful of dying.
That's what you get!
That's the payoff for him doing grubs.
Honestly, the Deferi is probably their highest rated player.
This guy's playing pretty good.
You guys lose this series, man.
Yeah, we do, coach.
Same good.
He's gonna kill that guy, and I'm running for my life.
Yeah, you might have flash really? Flash really?
Good.
Okay, it's non-davable, dude, archerath.
Didn't want to run away, that's okay.
Canceling Galea.
Yeah, your champ's just like super weak without ult unless they give you a Q range.
Got it!
This is a good try though, I mean, makes sense.
Try to defend your support.
If you hit a wall, hit it hard.
What you doing with this?
Platinum!
Alright, here's a big timing for us.
quad crab into the drake fight
i am leaving this then i'm coming to you
now we want to
try to coordinate
with like me and
make sure that we're in range to hit
when you ulti me
yep got it
it'll generally be jinx
like most of the time when we shit over it's popping off
okay jinx
Jinxed, Jinxed, Jinxed.
Is that a bad ult? I was just, you said ult, so I was just like, I'm gonna ult.
It's a great ult. It's a great ult. Good job, good job.
Now we're doing drake?
Yeah.
Now we're gonna do drake.
I'm just gonna get my wave then, I'll cover you. Yeah.
So, take the fight toward, uh, this guy's trying to contest, but their bot lane's not here yet.
Thank you.
Hope you're feeling his face.
W Galio
Okay, that's it. That's it finish maybe it's gonna be fire
I'll see you guys later. I'll see you later brother
that is a okay we got drag we got Drake if we played better we would have lived
what do you think your next item for me that's dance yeah I'm a big fan of
Trinity death dance honestly and maybe like GA those are great items he's in
here and I think like some people like Cleaver I don't think it's that good
And then some people like Sunred Sky, I don't think it's that good.
He's in my jungle right now.
He's destroying a turret.
How are you using that bush?
Oh my god.
I'm bought after your breath.
Got it.
I'm gonna kill all of you.
I'm gonna look for play.
On my way.
Come on.
We made it happen.
That was just in case.
he's got so much damage yeah sorry I made you a bit homeless here but you can
take turret just try to farm something you know there's probably not much to do
looking Gallio in the theory
beautiful I like that I like this you don't you don't respect guy at all
don't flash don't flash
Oh my god, you're ready for the big leagues already.
Oh, bitch!
Yeah, his red's up, his blue is up in 20, it's like...
I can't, but I think maybe not, just leave, just leave.
I go for the crab, and then I play.
I go for the crab.
You know, it's like, there, it's just literally, there's no right decision.
You could sit here for 20 seconds and go AFK to steal his blue, or you could go crab.
I think going crab is better.
I think staying active and being in a spot where you could get more kills is always better.
They doing this?
Yes.
Real vegan is good.
Yeah, you can do it.
You can do it.
You're out on top of it.
It's efficient.
It was efficient.
I like the way that you play that, where you just Q auto R, sometimes it's like, yeah, that just doesn't play it, it just doesn't play it.
of
the solo duo boys
oh my god i looked in my chat for one second, you got it buddy?
I
Bitch get here miss talking to miss he wants it he wants it bad
All right, 30 seconds on Drake, just make sure you spend all your money if you have
a lot.
I'm backing right now before I clear my last game because I got 2400.
That's perfect.
That gives you something to do.
Yes, Gav, sorry, tell everyone I love them, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, it's perfect.
It's better to do it this way.
Got it.
All right, we're going to be in time.
We're just going to look for the pick.
places first is like it's very very rewarded oh I should have went for that
you could have this okay though you didn't have to a good way to start
twice is just by naked or like I didn't want to go in and there's five of them
yeah yeah I didn't want to go without you you want to like or and then you
you want to like, cue off of your arc when you're behind them.
Got it.
So that's a more advanced vi-tech.
A lot of vies, the worst, sorry, like one of the worst things
that you can do sometimes is match-range doing a match-range
roll.
Where should I put this, uh, staying?
Oh, here?
Yeah.
Probably just sit on it, but eventually it'll put a mid.
OK.
You gotta make a door.
I'm actually mappin' a bot.
Where the fuck are these guys?
I'm coming back, you can put a bot.
really just wanted to hang on top
he must be coming out of base, he could be bot very soon
got some probably back off
can go clear again
and yeah there's not really too much to do
oh it's fighting, what the fuck
No, no, no.
Got it?
Yeah, he backed off in time.
Okay, I want to hear nothing.
Listen, hey, at the end of the day, I know that these guys, all the mods are working on the stuff.
Like I have more confidence in them than anybody so them and gab they got it
I know I'm really gonna show up and be like this is all awesome. Let's rock and roll. I'm not worried about it at all
Time to bank a base
Next objective what crab in 50 seconds
What the fuck is stream lagging?
Oh my god.
Can you hear me, Hutt?
Yeah, I can hear you.
I can hear you just fine.
Okay, dude, I don't know what's going on in my stream or my internet on my stream
Anyways drake's up or grabs up in 13
Which crab bot lane?
What crab, yeah
Let's uh protect our victory here a little bit on this quick out
Really?
I hope we can help them
Looks good. We can harden this we collapsed here
Yeah we hard run.
No flash is dead.
Dude I'm lagged it's soooooooo hard.
Oh my god.
Very easy, very easy.
Right in front of Daddy.
Already there.
Nice.
That is A ok, we're gonna lose mid turn and it's not a big deal.
He's gonna drinks reset off, it's probably back off here.
I guess he can't play without ult.
He would have to really just shit his pants.
When you do have ult though, we can make the drinks a slice and a zero, but wow,
he actually flashed.
Good pressure.
He didn't realize that he was fine.
I hate that.
No, no, no.
Alright, next objective is Draken.
55.
Locked in another level of locked in
Locked in locked in
Oh hell yeah, DJ long as we go out and I'm cool with it. It's getting rage-bitten. I'm God
Alright we're going to have to drake, skip fight, hard fight, hard fight, hard fight.
So we're going to do the first one.
Beautiful.
We actually accidentally interrupted Galius.
Alright we're going to do drake first.
first and then we can do both we're gonna do Baron right after about it
first
Gage!
Here's why it's a little bit easier to do and we're already right here
We have fun to do both
Let's see you got two Smites, perfect
I made sure I had two
Wow
Your ult there was so insane by the way, you can't do values
Old cast because you'll tip through him
Like that. Thank you. Thank you so much chef. Yes, chef
Yes, sir, but you thank you chef. Yes, chef. I was just I was a slobber on it a little by dog my dog
I'm gonna give it a 95% chance because we're one drake away from winning.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm fucking massive, chef.
I know, you're fucking huge.
The Deathsense build suits really well too, because you can kinda go hand and spot for a kill, and then Deathsense will pop if you do get the kill.
Oh, they're fighting?
I'm looking.
You have ult for bot, yeah, perfect.
No, I can't till the- Yeah, you don't- YOU DON'T MISS THOSE!
I don't miss those.
Oh, this might be pencil moments here.
BADING UP!
Hell yeah.
Very nice. Great translation last slide. I hope you also like it. You knocked two as well.
Thank you good sir!
I
Mean
Okay, I think I keep playing solo queue or like we keep playing yeah ranked actual ranks. I might get banned by 311
So I'm down to keep playing but we might have to swap to flex
Whatever you are. Whatever you are. Are you on the radar?
Yeah, let me get lean in and even on in here actually let's do it. I want to game it up to you
Are you having fun? I'm having fun. I mean, I'm 11 and a half hours into stream and I got no plans on ending any time soon
I'm having a great time. That is crazy man. Yeah, that is crazy
All right, I'm gonna eat my sandwich and wait for a little
Did you see that shit? Hey gaming you saw that shit
Yo, I'ma be real and I'm not just saying this I'm not just saying this
That felt good, you know what I mean like I I felt like I was I was meant to be in that
position right there like I didn't I didn't feel like I was out I was in a
lead that I didn't belong in you know
I just bronze three I thought he said he was gold four months ago no I'm gold I
Hit gold today by myself and so low keys
But I was gold one at my highest at my highest. I was gold one
Let me actually text me earlier, and I forgot to respond to shit. I
Didn't know DL stream so late
Now they won't target banned DL
That's stupid. You can't you can't ban double lift out. You just got to let him play whatever he wants and you got to fuck with everybody else
So they're gonna ban me out like they do every year so my first year ever playing League of Legends DL taught me I
Was playing Garen Mordecai's are in set and they banned all three
All three champs they banned in both games or no in the first game
All three they banned them all and I had to play mouth fight and which ended up being a blessing
And then
Last year they they banned my shit as well and I ended up having to play volley
Which was my my hidden pick but this year
This year they're gonna ban volley for sure
They're gonna ban volley for sure
Obviously, I think vice a good pick for us now. You still got Kane in the back pocket
I got a lot of stuff in the back pocket, bro, I'm not worried
Brandon the pocket for sure
Brand is 100% in the back pocket
All right, let me get even on and lead in the call and we need to figure out
No, fuck Trundle. There's a reason why that message didn't send us because I banned the name Trundle in this chat
I hate that character
I was like, oh, I don't know.
Why do you hate him?
Bro, to be honest, he's a boring ass champ.
Could be a hundred percent real.
Boring is fuck.
We're in dire need of a friend.
Let me get on my man and see if there's anybody.
Hello.
Hello.
Did you see that?
No.
I was making him a sandwich.
It's a bit of a ninja moment, bro.
Yeah.
You know, getting your double kill ball in.
Yeah.
I was, you know, you picked a kill was, I guess, pretty cool.
I guess.
Yes.
Anyways, how was your day?
I guess.
We do like the sandwich, at least.
Yeah, it was great.
What was in that?
Eggs?
Chicken salad?
Tuna.
Tuna sandwich.
Hell no
It was great, whatever it was. I don't like at least
I had to be killing the fish guy. That was the that was the refueling I need. I didn't realize it was already seven also my
My client might be shitting its pants. Oh
One sec league is not cooperating with my PC once again. Oh
Baby Bobby baby won't be won bomb. See yo what a cloaksie just who do we who could we get?
it. Wait, I think I might have somebody maybe close. He just
invited a collaboration. You try to play. I know you're in
here. Respond to me right now. Between the four of us. Is
anyone's one of us have a single friend? He just not like
Katie one, but the oh, but then she only plays the part folks
say I know you're in here. Don't you hide who's hiding
We want to practice and support
I'll just kind of getting juice on the vibe. I
Like it
Appreciate that wait. Why wouldn't it let us cute with you? Yvonne's in here
Well because it was a reason like yeah flex is one two three and five if he queues for it is
Shit
Well shit
I think he's going to make the game way easier, I feel.
Wait, who is that?
Just like my friend used to be a challenger, I guess.
The thing is, I think Peter's of Ammar is going to be really hot.
Yeah, Ammar is going to be hot.
Okay, okay, I'll see if he plays then.
Ivan, how are you doing today?
Oh, I'm doing excellent. Thanks for asking. How are you?
you. I've been playing league for 11 and a half hours. I've wanted to die multiple times,
but now I'm feeling pretty good about myself. 11 hours, 11 and a half hours of league. Yeah.
Oh, is everything okay? Yeah. Me? Yeah, is everything okay? Guys, I mean this. I mean
this in the most respectful way possible. FPS games are in the shittiest spot that
they've ever been in arc Raiders. I can't go on there without getting called slurs and
killed on repeat. It is pretty brutal. So arc Raiders are legal legends is calling my
name. Well, wait, I know it's all you know, you don't get called. I repeat it lead to
I'm gonna be honest. I didn't have a warwick today. Drop drop the bomb and then ended
up going like 20 kills deep. I don't know. He it must have been his ult or something.
I don't know what happened, but it was like a superpower and I didn't see one, but it's
I'll say this too is cheaters you guys on League don't know how good you have it.
Like I can't if I played 10 arc Raiders game without hiding my screen muting my audio
hiding the join code hold hiding the the the raid timer.
I'm guaranteed three to four cheaters and if I do all of those things, I'm still
probably going to get cheated. It's bad. That's crazy. It's really, really bad. Here, I have
a feel. I have a feel. Let's see. I invited Steve. Really? Get on loser. No, I actually
think that's you. League players don't know. Do you think it's the, um, our graders that
like they don't care about the cheaters or yeah, that's that's yeah, that's exactly what I think
that is exactly what I think I think they could give a rest strike system like they actually are
just like yeah it's fine if you do the first few times we'll give you something cheap because
you have to like spend a lot of money to develop an anti cheat well they made half a billion
dollars someone's like the number one game of the world for like four months and they did
not invest anything back into the game now. Yeah. The most we've gotten is a white flag
that you're able to wave in the air, which is good because at least when the cheaters
are running you down, breathing heavily, you can just wave a flag for you to get your
kit back in the mail. No, no, that that's also broken. You don't get nothing back.
Oh, yeah.
No, that's a myth. I got like five kits back in my whole life. Wait, uh, oh, shoot.
lead with somebody's got a cure. It's Yvonne, yeah. How do you even tell who the leader is?
There's a little crown next to the name. Yvonne, if you ever get tired of that support role,
you just let me know. I lock in Nautilus. You can watch me start streaming.
We're getting Q-Seph 100% that anyone see how fast that Q just popped.
Chat, you piece of shit, don't you do it? What does that mean they got to have a five
man Q stack of stream sniping yeah but stream sniping in league is not really as strong as
in any other game it's good it gives you a 10% advantage but it's not like in arc
raiders where you're just kidding where you're just dead you're needed yeah yeah I agree
that the whole cheating thing like I remember Valorant CS has it so bad every time I play
those games it's just horrible and then you know going back to league it's like
When someone's cheating, first off it never happens, and second off if it does happen, it's so fucking obvious when someone is scripting.
Because they literally have movement that's essentially impossible for a human to do, and it's so obvious that they just get banned immediately.
You want to know how different it is in Arc Raiders? I had a guy who was aim-body and wall-hacking against me.
It was the most obvious DL cheating you've ever seen in your life.
I had a recording office I was streaming, so I sent the clip in.
As he was killing me, he stood over my body and called me the N-word.
So I sent it in to our graders thinking slam dunk. They sent me a message back and said hey
Can you show us the part where he kills you?
Oh my god Wow
This guy just slung the demon at me and I still didn't get banned
Unbelievable
Yeah, that is terrible Jesus Christ. That is so bad. Oh, yeah
Oh my god, we're gonna see we're against what?
Yeah, that's crazy man.
Uh, I'm gonna do it in life.
What do you want to play?
Lululu, you pick a champ.
I'll pick whatever.
Oh, oh, it was uh...
Breed of my speech!
You missed the whole story, didn't ya?
I said he was...
You said those two are good, right?
I just said.
Yeah.
But if you wanted to play engage them down to you, I don't think you should be...
And wall hackin'.
And then he said it.
I will play around whatever.
You dumbass!
I will play around whatever else anyone else wants.
Hell's wrong with you.
I'm gonna play only Enchanters so I can tell everybody.
And it wasn't Saturday.
Can you believe that?
It wasn't even Saturday.
Fucking narratives, like, the whole narrative,
like the whole time I'm playing, like,
oh, they'll make everyone play like Malfight and Shen
and all this stuff, and it's like,
I didn't make anyone do anything.
Say qualifier, thank you, it's me and Summit.
I'm gonna win, and I told them, like,
yeah, this is like the best fight I can do.
It's just us and TwitchCon.
This is the best strat.
Yeah, I just...
Get onto your head, like, I'm not gonna...
If BurntBeat wants to play Master Yi top on the day,
I'm not gonna be like,
No, you have to play this.
This is so funny.
They're playing Shen, like, everything around you.
Did they play Galio?
Like, what else did they play?
Yeah, they played Shen.
And then, we have, like, lovely low,
and she has never played the game, right?
And so...
I played Zilean, and she forgot to get into ult.
I
Didn't you just let her play like Annie? It's like do you know much?
Do you know how fucking hard it is to play like a damaging mage on your first time?
Thank you everybody for the subs by the way back tonight. Okay. I appreciate you guys man
Thank y'all so much for the love chat. We get some W's and all cats. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I was legendary, bro. You know
Foxbox dude, I can't believe you
So, a 10-time challenger with a mouth fight?
Thank you so much.
Dude, it's just still...
Yeah, I don't know if you remember this DL.
Like, you hope you realize it's the same thing
as hitting a 180 flick one tap on shroud in a tournament
like three times in a row.
Like, it's like, what?
You know what's funny too?
I don't know if you remember this DL.
I practiced Mordecai's room.
I practiced Garen and I practiced Set or something else
and they target banned me.
That was my like fifth game ever played
and they banned all of my chips.
Every one of them.
Oh my God, man.
They hate you, man.
Okay, by the way, we're up against a five stack
of Emerald Chinese boosters.
Here we go.
He's not even at time of the night.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It really isn't.
Gosh, it's supposed to be at 1130.
1130.
100%.
What's up in here so usually like I feel like the Chinese Brewster's come out
Late night. So what do you mean by Chinese boosters? What what's what's what do they boost?
So they get the rank up the account and then they sell them. Oh, yeah, people can so people can pull a jinxie
Yeah, exactly. Yeah
Riot banter for the game of a riot account, but they really didn't do anything
thing is proved to point kind of
music chat
we can yeah I'm just trying to make them think that they can win with you
We're gonna be cute first, we're up one venue right now.
Oh, I missed one, it's sad.
this one.
You can say, I'm going to base in Miracle, and just play around these bushes when they
push in and stuff and just get exp
wait should we have like Steve til we call?
hell no he's gonna ruin the vibes
oh
okay
nah I'm just kidding we can
he's a sad online gaming friend
he's a nice guy
a little racist but overall pretty nice
he's a gamer
He's a gamer
He's a gamer
Hey, closey so now you're here after I don't need a fifth anymore
But you probably dad
We can win, we can win.
Now we push in Lucian's 1 HP, you can go for other, you can go for your grab now.
Get out of here, Nocturna pieces!
Get some money and then you can dip.
Bollying to double no-sums.
Ooh, and the melee's crashed.
Okay, when we get back, we're just gonna hard all in cause I have barrier advantage.
Oh no, it's not loose.
Oh wow, I can't believe you got double crab there, Hutch. That's really good.
Yep, say both mustmikes for it, chef.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Oh
Whoa, whoa, whoa closely don't say it the whole hold it in it's Sunday. It's Lord's Day. Don't say it
All right, well Lucian never gets to farm ever again
Yeah, and so let me know if mid is running towards the bottom, I mean we have perfect vision anyways, but...
He's just recalling. He could TP.
Yeah, boarded in this bush.
She has no dash because for minion I go R.
He's not he's respecting
Walking over
Beautiful
Hodge base what happened after you finish your cards you're gonna be six we're gonna fight Drake or we're gonna get Drake
It should not be contestable because not gonna be five got it
I
Am I right you are six after drugs right yeah, should be like
Maybe I don't know I'm not good at math. I'm more
She saw his flash what a joke
No, not six. I am a sliver off of it. It's okay
We can do it. Anyways
Nocturne's only five here. I'm gonna go for fruits you
Where's anivia
I want to get fruits if I can it's fucking scary
I can get pretty big.
Nautra?
Nautra no flash.
Nautra no flash.
W?
He's alive.
He's alive.
Back to your goal?
Okay.
We should?
We should no flash.
He's dead.
The next guy?
I get Lucian for sure.
And ult?
He just...
Oh you already ulted nice.
Okay we can go drake if you...
No way!
No way!
No way! No way!
Oh!
Hey, hey!
Grab the drake. I'm gonna go push bot first and then I'll come for drake.
Eeeeeeeer.
That's exactly what's gonna happen in the dev.
Yeah, I don't know if we just gonna pull that one off though.
No.
You're not gonna have Lina.
Yeah. I'm a common.
Oh my god, you guys got all this.
Beautiful.
It was actually really nice that you hit 6 off the first going, neither over your ulti
fight.
Yeah, I don't think I should have got the, I don't think I should have hit the support
with it though.
That's why I made a mistake.
I thought she was the AD carry.
You're good, you're good.
All those little micro things don't even matter that much.
I think what you did this game is you put yourself in the best position to win
because you cleared twice without getting distracted and so that fight's like so
advantage because if Nocturne gets a kill he doesn't hit six because he missed
some camps and you double-crabbed him but if you if you get one kill on that
fight it's just you were gonna want to fight for sure
keep on how much on your six and you said I'm personally I think it's
It's probably not, it's just something I want to practice, but it's not like going to be
that and saying this game, but the combo with Unara is I'm going to dash, a-lay onto their
ad carry and then you're going to ult me with press and fight, so when your people
ult is right at one time.
You ult dash and then I ult you?
Yeah, I'm going to dash into his face and then you ult me for the knockup.
That's the combo.
Okay.
I'm going to push.
Nice knockup on the pubs.
Probably like three minions at that point, so let's see here, nice U6.
and now they just have to wait for the, I took the wait for this space to
brit to work
where the fuck are these guys?
find these minions we can take a look, see?
oh, but
perfect, we just did it
that's a kill
okay we're done, no flash
Yeah, that's uh, you know
Another tp man
All right, my bad boss, sorry boss
My bad boss
I got new song. I got a little too crazy.
Oh, Texas, Texas.
Oh, my gosh, this guy just flashed over the wall for me.
Nice.
Let's see, let's go proud after Red.
Their bot lane won't be there.
Not sure it could be there.
You guys got to be ready to fight.
I need a base, but no, they can't be there. He's low
Okay, they're balling can be there
Maybe how'd you can take a look, but it's very risky. Oh, you don't give a fuck. I like that
I'm listening to Big X right now. I think I could beat it. Oh sweet heavens. I'm dead
No, no, you're gonna kill him slow down. I'm coming slow down. We can fight just slow
You don't need to queue up stay stay stay stay
again beautiful wow it's like she gets a crap but good stuff this is up I'm here
for I'm here for the full invade so you guys can stay in their jungle I'm
actually I'm gonna leave I'm gonna leave 80 carries base here you guys are
I'll see if there's anyone on the outside and I'll be there if Lucian comes.
This combo is actually looking quite nice.
I don't think anyone's ready for it.
Yeah.
We can proxy, yeah, you can go.
your sacrifice is on the main stir
her egg came off
fuck your dog
yeah and on the day of the tournament we're gonna be destroyed alive forever so we can
just keep farming them yeah okay I mean I guess like it's a fucked up world out
there but yeah let's go for let's go for Drake soon I'm really strong also any
I think he has no egg.
Okay.
Looking!
Yeah, you can pull.
Maybe he's sober up right now.
Alright, let's see how long you're all touched.
28 seconds boss!
Yes chef!
Yeah, we can die after.
Yeah, we can just run around and take over the game a little bit.
You can go for his wolves here, and then I'll be there, and his gromp is up in 20.
So wolf's first, see if it's up, it's probably not up.
Okay, we'll make a play if it's not nice, we can go wolfs up in 5, we're gonna take
both of his camps, you're gonna take him mid, and then we're gonna look for a die-off
view farm and stuff.
Watch me, so don't worry.
All right, Leenie you're gonna probably go bot after this.
She's no egg.
Right here.
It's not.
It's nothing.
It's nothing.
Oh, it whistled.
I think they hit her once.
No, because my alt would proc.
Yeah, maybe.
That's a warded, by the way, right there next to us.
Yeah.
I do see it.
I'll just keep taking care of Sonic, actually.
He stole it, bastard.
when we stay near you guys or can I go back you know you know fine oh I was
hoping for thing wall but they didn't they didn't walk up
these dirty try-hards
fucking other teams are in my chat taking notes dude
keep on your sleep there's like trims everywhere
I've been robbed I've been robbed bastard
It's because you it doesn't even that way much you took his bot side so his best play he wasn't there, right?
So he took your top side. It's just that equal. It's equal. What should I be doing right now after I've been robbed?
No, the herald's useless. He can walk in here and make him look for dives.
Oh
Come on kite kite down a lot
Oh shit, I thought it was yeah
We're done here. Yeah, no
Yeah, there was no coming back guys. That's my bad.
I thought I would do more damage to a Teemo and he slapped the shit out of me.
Apologies, boss.
Run for your lives.
Or kill everyone.
We can't.
He's playing to be quiet.
He's blinded you.
He's blinded you.
Nah dude, that's Neutron on the team though bro, he's just back to the team, he's stopped there.
Everything's fine, everything's fine.
Oh my god, I've been robbed again.
I will say everything that we do that's risky between second grades is like, we like get to choose how stupid we want to play.
If we want we can win with the Dorofills, you know what I mean?
It's all good.
I know how annoying is this guy.
No, I actually would have killed her like two more times.
Yeah, I mean Nivea's the piece of shit champ.
Remove Nivea's egg.
Oh, and Naukron's even a more subtle bit of a champ.
They hate me, they hate me.
They hate you, they really hate you. I'll go back up to the cliff.
Alright, we fight for Drake in 40.
I
Get in the red
We should be pretty useless here
Jungle is right here. Taking blue right now. Yeah. Have you no egg? So Nivy is a good target
in fights for your ults. Nivy and Lucian does probably Nivy and more than Lucian. When
we start it? We can start it, yeah. Nivy on three. They didn't get ready to TP. They're
already as well so long still want me to oh even this like that no no no not
That's like a 2v2 for me.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, anything?
Let's go.
I feel like that's what I was supposed to do.
I can't see!
I can't see nothing!
Oh
If I walk into a shroom, I'm so gonna be so sad
So in that situation with drag up, but I see the 80 carry is that also okay
Yeah, it's great. Okay. I think learn for the fight is if they're like in our face
it's better to play for the fight because
They're gonna kill us all if we don't yeah, they're just they're like ready for action
and we're just like folks and objectives
Better to just fight them back
Got it rather get an ace in a drake
Get one more way
bars
What do you say I said bars rather get an ace in a drake
Yeah
Yeah, she's pretty annoying champ. I'm muted shit. It's awkward Jack
Can I get some LOLs in the chat? Make myself feel better. LOL. So funny. Good job, Hudge.
Okay.
I was getting an interest here by bronze players. I gotta start playing that game, actually.
Give me a good time.
Oh
Also, Hutch if you're ever like worried that you're not doing enough between drake's
It's up to the enemy team to do something between these drinks
Like they have to win the game before we get four
Got it. Sometimes it feels really bad. It's like fuck. I'm not like killing anyone. I'm not getting anything
I'm not really doing anything, but it's like
It's almost the other way around like Nocturne needs to kill me and make the game weird so that we don't auto win in three minutes
Yeah, and you should just go for the high percentage guaranteed stuff
Like that was pretty good, but not sure it could be behind
Not sure he was definitely behind I'm coming I'm coming
I don't want to be a long one how's the mistake okay we don't have to do
anything you like how I grabbed him under the turret you like how I grabbed
him under the turret would you change every time I draw the pink ward or
Oh, it's because it's bound to like G or whatever right? Yeah
If I can use me off this I don't know coming in fast
I needed like one second. I was in the old three there.
Oh fuck buddy. I need to touch my buttons.
Dude this fear lasts so long I'm gonna explode man.
Holy shit.
Wow
Shit on
There we go, man. These guys are ammo players, so they know they have to do something between the drakes. They tried
And they just play counter and defensively and
Easy win
If you hit a wall, I'm going to base and we set up on this.
Do the top crab before we do drakes.
So like one strat people do, I don't know if Kylo-1's team is going to do this, but
maybe they will.
is like when we go for drake they go for baron because they don't want to walk into our control
and if we do crab before then stops it or if we like ward there before then
got it yeah this is great and i'm gonna win in 40 seconds or we're gonna lose this fight
and then we get another chance to win finalist later another chance to win finalist later
i think hutch is zolia's better than his vie shut up jake and bake
Yeah, I think you should ban his volley, I agree.
Alright, let's see if that one's gonna be here for this.
I
Guess we great
Who do you want me to grab you know I do million trims it'll honestly see more anivia as best got it
I got some more people here, I can't see those.
I can't see.
Go here.
Oh no.
Go back to Drake, go back to Drake.
Oh my god.
Hey, hit me with a lightning bolt!
Okay, we can get it without throwing.
This one is so hard to play with.
Shit!
Shit
So good on the scratch
Yeah, well that's the thing man a lot of people like they look at the AT&T tournament
Oh, yeah, you're gonna have to ban all of DL's champs. It's I said it before like 10 times today
You can't ban all of DL's champs. It's impossible. You can't do it
Kind of down to over there.
You're just going to have to ban someone like me or...
It's too boring.
Let's go.
Anyone else?
Oh man, he's using it.
There's a T-Mail that's a Selenger cover.
I'm in the page.
Oh my!
Oh my god, I can't see.
I hate this game.
Fucking Olivia is so...
You got a T-Mail.
I'm going to check there.
Yeah, go check there.
Oh yeah.
This is a must.
I'm about to lose the game over this.
All right.
They have no smite, so I just...
don't smite early in the game.
Oh, nice.
There seems to be going off, there seems to be going off.
Whoa!
What? You got that, you got that.
That's all you, bro.
I don't know
What the fuck?
I don't need it
Holy shit
You saw that shit chat you saw that shit
He's like the lowest win rate in the game, but then she also has the highest win rate
matchups in the game.
Like, it's like weird, like, on average she's not that good, but then sometimes she's
super good.
Oh shit, someone's getting cooked on mid.
Alright, so usually you don't end up going down or 5, so I'm going to get bot
I'm showing him that you guys can deathmoth mid
Especially against a nivy, you can't really end by 5 manning
Ohhhh
I'm turning
Oh!
Yeah
Maybe it's okay
Alright, you guys don't need me, you guys don't need me
I'm worthless, I'm worthless
Get him boys!
Oh my gosh. Oh my god. Oh my god. That one
It's so good. Yes, sir. Yes, sir
These Chinese misses stand no chance. Yeah, man. Come on, dude
Yeah, you all see that you don't have to and it's yes y'all seen that
Okay, that's good that you have like oh my god my damn it. I did more than the support at least
Insane wait. Let me see how much you have
Get to 20. That's great Octane. I miss you. I miss your body. I
Miss your body. I
I missed the way you looked at me.
I had an amazing trundle game earlier.
You should ask him to practice it more for the turning.
I think he's nervous to ask you.
Double list.
This is true.
I want you to know that there isn't anything in this world that I'm nervous to ask you
about number one.
Number two, I hate trundle so much I have banned the word trundle in my chat and banned
the guy who suggested me to play trundle.
It's a bitch made champ and I hate it and I will never play it again.
Amen.
my man yeah stand your ground oh my god somebody just like me a twitch clip let me see this oh my god
at least oh my god
wait let me have fun
i'm gonna leave i think of like
that like tiktok friend
i can't see that i hate that motherfucker
Oh
This third wheel a lot he does we play arcade Steve
Play a lot of games Steve way he fits it perfectly then
Because they're real Steve we added
You don't need to have social anxiety anymore
who the fuck is Steve guys his name is Steve Maugh and he is a gigachat from
North Carolina. I'll drop his address if you guys ask nicely.
What's up bro? That was a great live performance. You know you actually did
get in that fight where you died but you got a five-man Alts? You chunked him out pretty big.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
All right, what should I play now actually I should play something like super stupid
Yo, I should play seven as well super stupid. What do you think dl?
Okay, like the reason why I think I just want to play something random so that I
Don't know like I should like run it down a couple times
I'm gonna make the game weird so that it's like not just Drake Drake Drake Drake. Well, we play first or play
I was saying
Yo, hey, I heard a rumor that I can play
Nautilus jungle is that true?
No, I mean you can you can lock the champ in and walk into your jungle. Yes, but no
Okay
Yeah, and crush his dreams
All right, I want to keep your dreams of this is better junglers. I think the same job
What'd you think about?
What'd you think about all warwick?
Yeah, what we spray what it's great
she's like what you can take away his little six oh we're bad when we play
against Ludwig middle sticks and what's that little motherfucker who throws the
rope I hate that little shit a moomoo for sure playing with you oh I've never
played a moomoo
I hate playing against them, for sure.
Yeah.
I don't know if there's anyone else on Ludwig's team with banning.
Here we go.
Who's on Ludwig's team?
Isn't Emeru on his team?
Yeah.
I think so.
I guess we can't really ban her out.
Just play Janks or what's it called?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not really too worried about Ludwig's team.
about Ludwig's team. I feel like the only team worth the shit in League other than us
is T1. I think we stomped him.
I, okay, like, that's actually funny. I think we have a way higher chance of listening to
Ludwig Emeril and Tyler and whoever because Tyler is not a, he's not a carry player.
Like he, he's like the CEO of Getting Carry. And I'm not, I'm not saying this to get
like, like, it sounds like I'm blaming him or whatever, but his play style is not
a hard carry player. So I don't think we're gonna have a problem with them at all.
Ooh, Lily's on Ludwig's team. I'm gonna be honest. Can I tell you something,
Mark Tane, between me and you, and you promised not to kill him.
Yeah, I mean, like the one time that Kellogg carried on is Graven, but there's no way he's
locked. Everybody, close your ears. Let me know when your ears are closed.
When I saw that Neychot wasn't a captain, I cried a little bit out of happiness because
I knew that he wouldn't be in charge of picking me and fucking me.
We ended up on the same team, which I'm happy about.
But for some reason, that guy picks teams like Helen Keller picks where she's going
in a room she doesn't know.
That's the truth.
It's the truth.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Tell me the wave is good.
I think the wave is good.
The wave is good?
Yeah, I think so.
The wave is not.
I don't know if the wave is good.
Well...
Yeah, it's okay.
I hope so.
The pellet is damaged.
I think you stay.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Yeah, you can even not say it's...
It's it's idea waterfall and now someone's getting the xp is not bad
Dude this guy barrier bated me to the last second actually what a god. I
Agree completely. Yeah, also nomi blocked my flash to you. That's pretty I mean he can really block on purpose. I just fucked it up
Hey, I'm gonna play a little oh
Weird this game so we can get some
No, I shouldn't play that shit play Brian
That's for mission running down.
Maybe I just sprinted actually.
Even more here.
I'm gonna wait for this cry because there's nothing to do.
Fucking non-s3.
Oh, you're 3-2.
He's still going isn't saying
Yeah, a little bit
She's whooping ass in a mid lane
Oh
You know we'll be fine in CS
I'm not worried about peanut and CS got a little legends set up on like a
Little bit. I can't lie crab. I can move
No, I mean like if he wants it it's already dead
So if you're ready to go for top crab, maybe?
Yeah, this gotta be the slowest clear I've ever seen.
Yeah.
Yeah, you have a very slow clear.
I don't know if there's something about it who started after this.
Yeah, she goes on bot crab.
Oh, nice try.
You can't do much except for go top crab or just base and then get top crab later.
I'll go right now.
Oh my god, I missed him.
Oh, the importance here.
He's not on you.
Push, push.
Just like three times.
You probably can't because you have no mana,
but you can maybe, you get the wave in eventually.
I'll try.
By hitting it.
Oh my!
MOTHER FUCKER
Nice
Well piece of shit
Okay, I got to be more aware than that. I should have classed instantly 12 hours in you know what I mean
God twice so fuck you it's okay
Getting double crab isn't as bad as
it seemed
feels really bad in a moment but I feel I feel like a piece of shit DL I know
you I know you do it doesn't change oh my god level timing that we were talking
about though as long as you get to your next full three and you get the next
crab well actually wait no it does change it holy shit okay never mind I'll
Just use my last night on the wolf not looking good over here chef
Whoever said it smells like shit in here. I hate you
Also, I'll be LG for me chat. I'm tired. I'm tired of being sick and tired
No, I got him.
But this is a... oh, that.
Careful.
Yeah.
I'm coming up, I'm coming up.
So I know some...
I heal.
Damn.
Well, I'm really a fucking turd.
We fights?
Oh he ulted me? Damn!
Oh my god please.
I'm one HP run.
Oh my god.
Oh god.
Chico! I feel.
Yep.
Oh wow.
At least he can get the wave.
the way that's a that's a dub for us these guys are not playing bad try run
at this support probably not I think you should probably have full cleared down
blue grump wolves oh my god this is a tragedy yeah it's hard right cuz I like
you have this kind of like lingering camp and then you're kind of homeless
right now yeah this ain't good I repeat this ain't good my first time playing
area for the changes and she feels so bad
channel. I think I'm in a vein right now.
oh my god if I was six but I'm not nice that's really good that you got it all
honestly best we just push and play for roots oh my god is he gonna play for
fruits award that's okay they have control of the state over here too
They're good on drake as well
You can either way
I'm looking I'm looking for this R here in mid
We just have to do the back instead of dying through the gank. Oh, what?
You can over say and be a cheeky here
You know what I'm gonna do?
I can go with you
Yeah, they could be on
Oh, I'm gonna hit this R. Don't you worry about nothing chat. Watch this show
You're the holy fuck I'm like so behind an XV
Okay. We know we're on grubs. I would say in general, oh am I nothing but I think I know
Lena told you to go grubs, but grubs is pretty worthless, and it just opens us up to dying.
He's snaking.
Oh nice.
Oh.
Nice.
Oh
Nice
I'm coming for shaco. I should have blood trailer. It's hard. He has a beating. Okay
He's no you know he's no green old you can kill him
Can you? Why not?
No
Ah
The drags that look
Yeah
This guy's 80 farm. He's gonna fuck with you until the buck comes. It's dangerous. It's dangerous. I would not
Yes, he won't you let's he lives good. Don't get baited. Don't get baited. Don't get baited. Got it
I've learned that the hard way with you got better than door both
tournament because of it
Yeah, they're about two seconds careful. Okay, it's here
Whoa
That was a nice combo Yvonne, no flash, no ult, it's a real shaker, that's real
Oh, that's what?
Oh again?
Okay, sorry
Who wants to fight here?
What the fuck?
What do you guys got?
Yeah, I'm coming
Do you have smites?
Yeah, I've got smite
Are you just going to focus on Drake?
What's going to come in?
DL doing DL things
Oh my god I fucking missed that
Double live doing double live
Just doing things he does
Hmm
Alright
I'm leaving this
I'm leaving this I'm going for the for the turtle
So I've been told by my by my chef go for the turtle
Yeah
You you cool. No, he's awesome
Yes, I have nipples all that is is fake news. I have nipples
Oh, I think this might be unwinnable problem Peter. I can't lie. Yeah, you can't do anything, right?
Is it funny thing ever?
Yes, I do
Don't listen to chat. They're a bunch of liars in here. Oh, how am I doing? I know I was pretty behind, but
I feel like I'm doing a lot better
I want to get baited in when I don't know shaco, but I want to be a pussy neither
Careful man careful man. Yeah
You come shaco
that's okay
they deserve it
they can take it
i mean i'm up like
40 cs on this guy
just
you know
that room
to attack. If Nami was here and bubbled me there, I just died. Fucking shaco man.
Oh, um, I miss clicked. Miss clicked. Miss clicked. Shit.
No one saw that. No one saw that. No one saw that.
Okay, when I come back.
Imagine if I caught him. Imagine if I caught him.
and let's just test our all-in and then uh oh shake them if you know yeah
what did ap shake over on man these stupid boxes are everywhere
what's the nutjack around there oh she does
coming we got anything
I thought maybe.
Wow, these guys just randomly showed up right as I eat her.
What the heck?
That was so weird.
Oh my god, she goes mid.
Yeah.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Awful.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
turtle it's a little scary I have the back okay
wow I can't believe it oh no I might have missed a few cues there yeah yeah do
it. Drake's in 20. I play that so bad anyways. Oh, I don't have boots. Well that makes a lot
of sense why we lost that.
I forgot to max out that one.
I think we solved it.
Alright, let's set up Drake soon.
I hit a clutch.
Yeah, I think we should go.
Nice. Nice.
Do we go Drake now?
Yeah, we can.
He's falling to me.
Oh god, that hurts.
I know.
Lock in.
1400.
100
Today you piece of shit
Nice
I'm by this I'm buying the right one. He's one out. Yeah, I'm not there's a wall
Don't
What a piece of shit this guy is.
I could move!
Jesus!
Oh fuck, this guy's so...
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, it's...
Oh, that's...
Oh, I'm out!
Oh!
Are you?
You might have fly again.
I think I'll remit after this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice, nice.
Oh, thank god.
There!
I bought the boots, dammit!
Shut up!
It is so annoying.
Yeah, that guy.
You gonna go bot?
No, no, we swap.
I thought you were saying you were gonna go bot.
Who else do you want to go bot?
Negative.
So I know I could take a look yeah
Yeah, go on. Go on, go on, go on.
Oh, no.
I'm dying.
Yeah.
All that shit? All that shit?
You can leave a like better better not to split the power gold and next being stuff three ways
Got it
Yes chef
He's still missing in it
This guy is oh my god
Mmmmm
Oh
There's a Shaco here
That'll happen you know what he's doing after he did that he's stealing all my shit
Yeah
We gotta ban this guy
That's good story
I'm going to grab him again.
ready better be careful I'll grab his ass
he's gone he's scared he got scared he's
running for him he's over there now he's
better I'll grab his ass again I don't
care
see you're gonna be riveting time up there
oh yeah oh yeah I'll see it
You guys are so over excited about Holy Moly.
Yeah, they're just waiting in the bush for me.
Like a long ass lane, get ready to TP bot seat.
I just stole your CS, I didn't know you were here.
I'm sorry.
No, they're not, they're just waiting for me.
It's just, let me see how much I'm in.
Sion.
I forgot where I was
Oh, wow
Shit man, I shake oh God
It's kind of...
Wrong.
NateShot's going to grief you guys.
EmilyWing asked him to go in the train last year and he walks in Fimo.
Hey, that's what I want to see.
I want to see some confidence in the voice.
Hit E before I ult someone, got it.
That seems like it's just theirs.
No, no.
I'm not being one.
Aisle has no ult and you can take...
I can't get space, so I need some teammates.
Just wait, we... 10 seconds to point in time.
Ult on, Steve.
Coming!
You know, maybe down.
Okay, I see a flash.
Oh, nice, we get to pick up the end.
Getting close by Shaco.
What's the base trackers here?
I
Back I think oh sweet heavens
And that oh my god, oh god, no
I
Be honest I think I could be awake
You know, like I this shake-o is just unbelievable isn't skilled if it I have I
Mean he is level 14. I just haven't really CS much I guess
Let me run over there, I can't hold.
No, it's gone, it's gone.
Oh crap, not a base here.
I got it.
A real game.
Yeah, I'm a little tired.
We've been all for all the time, I'm okay.
Gaco, A-Soul, run down on mid.
They have a lot of chase down,
and I'm gonna be bot here.
He's on a flash now
Okay, how much are doing just farm?
Did Zile last fight?
Mm-hmm. Just a flash. Okay, then just no one left for now.
She also has no barrier.
Yeah.
we just a farm let's try to make a group play right here before you need to go
back already pushed out come on invade or take a look let's take a look we can make
some links or group timing it's always no TP here on my way yeah even sign on is
okay yeah honestly even siren here is okay let me hold them just wait perfect we get it's all
you run man we're getting time good good yeah oh oh what the fuck I'm really excited
I thought you got the real one too
I feel a bit mid actually
oh fuck man we opened mid
dude that guy owns me
ohhhh
okay band band band band band
nice flash lana
you can take some fridges i'll take one
All right, someone in Hutchins chat is gonna be nice with 22
Reminds him after his second day so after he sticks the salt to the speaker
They've been reminding me all day. I think that might be a waste
Okay, okay, okay. No worries then I for some reason I got something against that damn sweeper always
Oh my gosh
I
Said bro, don't listen
Oh, so that's funny that everyone's like I tried. Yeah, listen, they just yell at me all day. They've been yelling at me for 13 hours
Oh my god, he stole everything this thief
Are you having fun though?
God be honest with you
Ever since the last time like the first AT&T tournament I have been playing League religiously like I play every night
But I play League like me and my buddy plays names Lenny
I drink a lot and I just sit there and yell at my teammates
I had a dollar for every Chapman I had I'd have a lot of dollars a lot of I've seen we have your teammates
I'm not gonna lie. I'm surprised that you're not Chapman
I already got a warning today
Give me some help here
On the ride, check on the ride
Oh my god
Everyone come again, slow down
Oh my god
We'll play this
Coming
Who do you want me to focus all done, Aesol?
Oh, Shaco
Oh my god, I just
So he can just
Oh my god, it's so bad
Oh my god
That was probably the worst luck I've ever had on a fucking
What?
No, no, you're with with the right one you got CC'd and then he was mashing his Q
So it was like in your alts and then it got canceled from a CC and he was immediately buffering his Q very fast
They don't end it's fine
It's not a big deal. Oh
My god, I could have killed him. What the fuck?
How do you play shake that is like a key bind that you press for the fake one and the real one or something
It's a you question check. I think it's a line of kill too. It's a new thing. I swear. It's supposed to be one HP
Oh my god, I've just walked in this five
I think they're coming here now.
Careful, careful, careful.
We're going to wait CDs.
Look at our team in CDs.
We need to make time.
I'm just getting this.
Careful, careful, careful.
Careful, careful.
You can so easily die here.
Slowly.
Nice dodge, wow.
Oh.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
That's a very freaking blue spot called up.
Oh, shit.
I'm going to go top crab.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's a very freaking blue spot called up.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna go top crab.
All right.
Is there ever a world where I try and steal right there?
Not unless it's soul.
It's soul, maybe.
Or if you're feeling really adventurous.
Got it.
Some champs are better at stealing than others,
like Antion.
It's really good.
Oh shits
New new pantheon uh some chimps are shit at stealing so they don't have like burst like warwick is terrible at stealing
Because you want to like time damage with it like be sin, you know
Also, there may be a little bit of me taking the jungle during the tournaments. Yeah, all good hard chef
Okay, I think when we have the timing to group, holy f**k, I'm actually gonna lose it.
Next timing, next timing.
Off of the clutch is next base, we're gonna group mid and try something.
Oh, I'm terrified, I'm terrified of them jungler.
Hey, hey, I'm scared of three things.
fairs, a good diet and that jungler
he's probably gone
oh, go down
oh, that's awesome
minus
all time there
I'm trailing
I was going a little Psycho mode there, you have to go down with it's ship, yeah, I don't
think you want to play.
Oh my gosh, shaker!
Oh that scion, don't die!
Oh, yeah.
Okay, it's fine.
It's not about time to throw it, it's not about time to throw it, go play it.
That shaker got his ult up at all times.
They also have the counter-boots, unlucky for them, but it is.
Actually, though, yeah.
He had a whole fight, if that's what you'd say.
nothing to do about that all right we're gonna Baron so yeah are we fighting
for Baron here yeah I think so Jack the game doesn't get any better war with
I don't like Warwick. I don't like Warwick. I don't like Warwick. I don't like Warwick.
I'm trying to out-scales us too.
Holy fuck, man. Acil's thing is so annoying to play against.
Oh, fuck. Shit.
Oh, this guy's so deep.
Yeah, he's so much...
Nice guy.
Oh, nice. Hold on. I'm gonna life-suff this wave.
Let me get a red so I can heal off this. Here you can take these.
Take these.
Checking this for Sion.
He's not here.
Oh.
There.
Wow, Zery just does not do damage to Sion, unfortunately.
I'm like snow on you.
Nice.
Any other E carry I would kill him.
Okay. Drake's a little more important than Baron now. Got it. Let's go Drake. I have
a ward. I'm going to base. Let me get wards. Do I have time actually? I don't know. Yeah,
you do. Send the base. It's okay. Try to go for that scale. They're going to get
it. You can take a look. It's hard. No, it's already gone. Shit. You're getting
I would say it's good that you play against, Zyko's good.
Someone who is on top of camp respawns is like, it feels so annoying, right?
Because you're just going, it's like, okay, that's gone, okay, that's gone, okay, my
camps are gone.
Oh yeah, he's in my head.
Yeah, well, he's not in your head.
He's just played a million games with jungle and knows the timings, but they're on.
To be honest, we have to play from the back.
We can't really dive.
Oh, that's perfect.
Oh!
Oh, well the Drake saved him that's so lucky. What?
I'm playing for the old in the steel I'm playing for the old in the steel
No, we can fucking smite perfectly
Let them cook let them cook let them cook let them cook
let them cook
oh my gosh oh man
alright well
Now Warwick is not my jam. No, I don't like it. I don't like the auto attack jams, bro. The only one I like is E.
I don't like it. I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Definitely not a Warwick guy. Definitely not a Warwick guy.
I don't like them. I'm one of nine. Holy shit, I just realized.
You're not going to have a nice map. He's just like five.
He's just like five, uh...
They're three diamonds and their Jacob's probably diamonds so I mean it is what it is.
guys just went their dicks off
okay honestly
i think we do one send on zah i think we do a fast send on zah and we hope you didn't have ults
that's my opinion
You just come group right now. I should have said this earlier, but
I'm going to do a...
I'm going to do a bit of a gas as I...
This timing, she's like 10 seconds on ulti or something.
On this line.
Real shake is back here.
Wow, that's so unlucky.
Blind maybe?
I don't know.
Hard.
They can WA from fancies off.
Wait, that was a...
I'm dying to these fucking boxes.
No, no, no, you're to the real one. You're to the real one.
Yeah, yeah, I was just kidding.
It was close.
I'm gonna go do bot crab.
I'm not gonna get any stronger than I am right now.
Okay.
Oh my god, I hate this champ.
I'm trying to be we can't go on sign us. We're gonna lose
I'm gonna need a little face-tracking, perhaps.
Oh, we can...
Holy...
That's not lucky.
Careful.
Aisle's flying at us.
Okay, Dino ulti.
You're ult has a slightly faster cnz, so the second that it's up we're gonna try to full send and once that's done we're gonna win the fight
Yeah, I have it all
No, I'm talking about not fighting
Oh my god
Yeah, just wait for uh
or if you see a warwick ult timing on xayah you can go for it
that works too
they're so smart they're great time to fight
i know these moths are so annoying i'm like half health already
yeah these guys are just split in a drum and taking
camps
we can play super aggro here
i think we must it's our only chance
Let's play super aggressive.
Motherfucker!
Come, come, come.
I am, I am.
You have to try to one-shot Zyra.
Right, and not exactly now, but this way.
Should I pull them in a little bit?
Son of a...
Okay, she's flashed.
I'm on her. She's one. Oh my god.
Oh my god. I just died because of looking at A-Soul man. It's not fair. Yeah, A-Soul just...
He's not fair! He did 1,400 damage for me in one second.
Goodbye, Lena. He's gonna...
not good not good 11 not that bad hutch no bueno yeah still have a chance
It's hard right it's hard if they're body blocking for their backline which they are doing good.
Then your only targets is Elting Front.
Yeah, yeah it's like I haven't played Warwick much so definitely a rough champ to just
try and play against Diamond players with should play Voli.
It is. It is.
I just, dude, I know they're gonna ban, but I know they're gonna ban Bali, so it's worthless.
Yeah. I think so too. Oh, sorry. You guys should take the farm. I'm full.
Okay. So this time Ziya's in a flash, at least.
I thought that changes too much. I don't even think Ziya's the biggest threat. It's not going to be good.
Oh, he's in the same spot.
Yeah.
He's still up for maybe Shaco.
No, no, Shaco is never going to carry the fight. He's just going to do this annoying and do like chump damage.
It's just Acil pretty much. His Ailti is so broke and dude.
I'll just send one ult on this guy and see if I can catch. Probably not though.
We're all here.
They're all like, two ulti.
I played better as whatever the hell because I was playing against gold players not diamond
I've done fucks up yet again oh my god oh my god oh my god you mean it's a bad idea
I feel like this guy is just ulting into our base wow that's good block block block
Oh my god, excuse me?
Doing that much damage.
Maybe maybe.
I just got latched.
Oh my god!
Oh yeah, shit.
He's still db'd there.
He's still db'd one of the most insane chants
that never gets picked.
Oh, God.
What's your 40-bend axle?
24.
All year
This ain't good
All right didn't go well for me. Yeah, I
Have a feeling that I'm a little responsible for that one
No, you're good. It's always on me as the best player has to carry
My entire time is using the world's weight on his shoulders.
So it's hard.
I mean, I don't think Warwick is used to be a pointy face or used to teleport people
behind like literally click on them and they're stunned for two and a half seconds.
He's hard now.
Well everyone that's that's my LG.
I'm 13 hours and I got to get out of here.
Now I feel that I think I'm gonna go eat some dinner as well.
All right.
everyone. Nice meeting y'all and nice to see you again.
Yeah, yeah. GGs guys.
GGs later.
Bye.
Chad, thank y'all so much for chilling.
Thank y'all so much for hanging out.
I love you and I appreciate you.
I'm gonna send everybody to the 24-7 channel tomorrow.
Or Jesus, tonight.
Tomorrow?
I don't know man.
Dude, I'm gonna be honest.
League was a lot of fun.
I might play League again tomorrow.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We'll see.
call Gav, see where the daisy server is at. It's probably going to be like, probably Tuesday,
Wednesday. We might just like shoot for Friday. I don't know. I really enjoyed League. League
was a lot of fun. I'm not practicing cod. You're on fucking meth and Fetamines. God,
I love you. I'll see you all tomorrow. All right. I was like close.