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OPPOSITE MONDAY | ANNIHILATOR CUP WINNER, WORLDS BEST JUNGLER, PETIT MAN DESTROYS LOBBYS. !att !dayz
05-04-2026 · 7h 51m
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I was sent from Ray Ray, a day Z streamer this morning, um,
please, mommy, I'll do anything.
I'll suck your toe.
I'll be a bitch.
Please, mommy, I'll do anything.
I'll suck your toe.
Please, mommy, please.
I don't really.
I think the excitement for the Day Z server may be getting a little too crazy.
This was the second one he sent me.
Oh, that's good.
I don't really know what to say.
Right way to start the day.
Also, why is there so much food on my desk?
Why, uh, why is there so many burgers?
The hell happened?
I got a little too exa...
Sorry, not exhausted.
I think I got a little too excited after watching the dance moves.
Hey, put it away!
Put it away!
Gentry, thank you so much for the five hours while I'm pure cinema, brother.
Hope you have a great stream and whoops some ass.
I appreciate you, man. Thank you so much for the love all the gold. Thank you for the 14 months there
I'm thinking for the three months slain. Thank you so much for the five spark
Thank you so much for the four months, baby sparkly. Thank you so much as well. Apocalypse
Thank you so much for the 44 months and David thinking for the seven limit. Thank you for the sub over on tube
morning, everyone
How's everybody's day going today? Huh? Y'all had a good Monday. How's work as a day?
Hope everyone
He's having a good start to their Monday morning at Moody Monday.
What's the plan for the day? I don't know. I don't know. I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna be a lot of the same as yesterday, but today we have tonight we're going to be, I think, playing
and we're going to be playing.
Um. The gamble with friends. With
Tim and with close you tonight.
I think that's the difference.
Playing gambling with friends
with Tim and with close you
tonight and Wednesday, we are
going to be playing
counter strike with the group.
of fun. I think, I think, yeah, peanuts joining as well. It's me, peanut, Tim and
Cloakzy. I thought that was, I thought that was like a given. Yeah. Anytime you
hear us saying that we have Tim going to be on past six o'clock, it involves the
group. All the boys. Is your eye red? I mean, we streamed League for 15 hours
yesterday. I probably popped a blood vessel. Oh my god. Oh my god, I
popped a blood vessel yesterday yelling at league oh my god dude it's not a good
look wait till DL hears about that
lost your voice too did I did it sound like all chat it was a rough day it was
rough it was a rough day of league man it was rough it was a rough day of league man it was a rough day of league
oh man how'd you guys enjoy it do you guys enjoy yesterday was it fun
i think it was pretty fun i think it was pretty fun i'm enjoying trying to not suck you know
I'm enjoying it a lot had it's ups and downs you a lion boss you a lion I
Enjoy it though. I enjoyed playing with with DL as well. Yeah, that was pretty cool peeps man
Go for a peak. No, gold one peak. Gold one is my peak. Gold one going on Grandmaster.
Yeah. Basically Grandmaster. My teammate told me back. Clip Q is now open. Post your clips in
the chat. Post your clips in the chat. Let's rock and roll. Let's start the day. Let's rock and
role to start today. I'm gonna be honest. I was yo yee-haw taking for the five given it baby.
I appreciate you man. Thank you so much for the fiverr. I was thinking about starting on
uh on on arc today and I went and watched some some streams. I went and uh watched the homie
Nico a little bit and then I opened up symphony stream and symphony says hey hutch when is the
a DayZ server coming. We have died six times and five of them is to cheaters. And it's
not like he's just saying that they're cheaters. It's like the same group of cheaters are hunting
them down every every raid. Yeah, dude, crazy. I have a feeling some of these clips are
probably that. I'm feeling some of these clips are probably that.
You been playing ABI really? I'm gonna be honest, if I were to play ABI I'd rather just play Delta
Force. Yo, I wish though. And I know it's just a game. It's part of like the core fundamentals of
the game probably but imagine Delta Force a little bit more realistic and without the fucking
abilities you know dude that'd be peak yeehaw thank you again for the five gifted man i appreciate
you can we get some W's in the chat for yeehaw coming in with a fiver you're a legend bro
they refuse to address the cheating issue isn't that just tarkov yeah yeah but better net code
it's like a lot of people don't
understand how good the gunplay
is on that game. It just it's
over shined by getting a swarm
of dick bees flown at you beating
the hell out of you while you're
trying to shoot somebody. Yee
hot. Thank you so much for the
10 or now. You're not going to
Yeehaw thank you so much for the 10 or now 15 to start the day. I appreciate you man. Thank you for the love, bro
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, man. Thank you
Daisy uh
Bro, I'm at the point with daisy
Where I just I want I want to put up the server before because here's the thing if I if I start playing daisy every day
I'm gonna get burnt out faster than whenever I'm
like
The burnout is going to happen, but I'd rather it happen whenever we have our server up and we're all enjoying it and we're all playing together
Rather than going and playing on the mosque running around aimlessly for four hours while I talk to a bunch of europeans
um
Hoping to get a conversation to happen, you know
Tango, thank you so much for the five gifted, but I appreciate you man. Thank you so much for the five gift
over on the two W's in a tube chat. Thank you man. Quattro thinking for the 42 months.
Oh, that sounds like the moment the grass outside.
All right now we're gonna take a look. Hide, hide, hide, hide. And they can do it for oh.
Oh this is when the dragon hit me first for some bucked up reason. You can ult him
Lulu when it's about three pays. You can ult him right now. Oh no, this guy just
just give us my dog.
Perfect!
Perfect!
Die for it, it's all good.
You're probably gonna die for it.
It is what it is.
Oh my god, you're not gonna die for it.
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
OK.
So, bro.
What's up, bro?
You're losing our game and your game.
Because, you know, we have a tool
that lets you, that lets you, like,
get that same game.
Like, if we put your, like, name with the tag,
it lets me, like, get in the same game as you.
really yeah but it's not like really out yet it's the discord that sells it only has 18 members
so not everyone can do it that's why you don't see the streets like it
there's a tool
deal deal quaker deal there's a tool that allows
the game. And so, you know,
the goal is. Cheaters. Force
their way through the queue.
And to join specific streamers
games on demand. I don't know
if you know the significance
of this. He said it was a
small community like you know,
just a couple people have
right now, but if that goes
mainstream, I mean, unless.
cooked for us man. Now here's the thing, it's a cheater and we all know that he's
probably retarded. He could just be lying and just yapping bullshit.
We've seen it a thousand times but here's why I don't think he is, is because
that already exists on Sea of Thieves, that entire system. It's basically
because I've seen it. I actually have a picture of it. Let me see if I can find it really quick.
I'll show you guys what it looks like on a different obviously it's a different developer
and it's probably different depending on the game. But whenever we were trying to play Sea of
Thieves something like this existed and it looks a little bit like let me see if I can't
find the picture it was so long ago. Who do I not talk to on Discord? I think I don't talk to
Cloakzy ever. Yeah, I knew it. I knew it. So it looks a little bit like this.
One moment. So this was people stream sniping us and cheating against us on Sea of Thieves.
Um, and look at the thoughts everybody found from last time I see these is what the hackers
are saying.
Okay.
So this is what it looks like.
Um, it's basically on the side of their screen.
So the cheat registers the members on this specific one.
It shows that we're live streaming on Twitch.
So bust them.
That's, that's me for a peanut, Cloaksy.
and then DRAC. DRAC is enlisted on the cheating Twitch icon.
But basically whenever they join into a server,
the cheaters have had this for a while
where it shows them exactly who is in said server.
So I'm guessing what they've been able to do
is they've been able to kind of attach themselves
to those profiles and bypass the queue system
and then just literally queue with us.
So whenever we hit the play button,
their group is also hitting the play button,
if that makes sense.
It's like linked together.
So it's able to like guarantee getting in our games.
And to be honest, I think that that's probably old tech.
I don't even think that that's new tech.
Given that how many times these sheeters
were getting into our games prior,
I think that that was like,
one of those things was like, don't tell anybody.
But obviously this dude didn't get the message.
And it's also been super long and the game's not going upward so I don't think they care anymore, but
Yeah, I think I personally don't think that it's a crazy world to assume that that guy isn't telling the truth
Even though I take his word for a literal grain of rice
I think that yeah, I think I think that I think that he's probably telling the truth
So, if that is a thing and it does become mainstream, I mean, we quite literally won't
be able to play Ark anymore.
You match that with just getting stream sniped anyways.
I mean, yeah, we're cooked.
That is completely cooked.
Hopefully, I want to say hopefully they fix it, but I'm going to be real.
I don't think they're going to.
I don't think they're going to.
I don't think that they're going to man.
Sadly.
I don't know. I don't know.
I'm new player for DC. You can maybe help me?
I said it did.
So you're new player?
Yeah, I 200 hour this guy help me.
Nice guy. From Sweden.
From Sweden?
Like, views.
You're not nice because you often relive me, I give up.
Oakley sweetest guy, Oakley sweetest guy.
It's going up the other farm.
Haha, you idiot, you idiot.
Who is he, man?
Goodbye, goodbye.
Hello, hello.
You friendly?
Where are you from, man?
Oh, there's one guy here, not friendly, bro.
Your friend?
Yes, bro.
A new player.
A new player.
Danny, Danny.
Where are you from, bro?
I'm from Uzbekistan.
Boy, you are not good player, man.
Why are you bad?
And why are you bad player, and you try to kill me, man?
oh no your boyfriend died your boyfriend also it you'd like you
The guy in the back is Spanish, the Russian guy from the shit, he said he was fucking low, come on.
Holy fuck, holy fuck, they got shit on, bro.
There's no way.
Holy fuck, they're dog shit, bro.
It's the same guy I killed before that killed me.
Yo, what?
I'll say how I've seen this, if you want me,
she wouldn't care.
You're gross.
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Yeah, yeah.
Well, how many meters do you think this is?
Oh, shit.
I'm not going to be able to
win this is like 400. So why one
why one and a half. Would you
like a link? No, I do not want
a link. Anything for the $2
What what what rake is jigsie punch is legitimately sick what what rake is jigsie
I
Access iron to
In the dead of night on the literal metham fetid means walking up to people's doors
And looking for a burger. What happens if you see that what happens if you see that open the door
Did you just stand there be the eyes people's dilated the way you can even see them?
I'm looking for my burger
have you seen my burger I lost it if it was late you're going to
day six point a guy you didn't know four to pence was that your door what would
you do fucking suit up
what the fuck are you insane a couple doing a late-back walk passes by if you
You guys see my burger, will you let me know?
Me burger burger burger!
Me burger burger burger!
Chicken banana
Chicken banana
Chicken banana
Banana
Chicken banana
Chicken banana
Chicken banana
That lets you like I've seen this
Catch me Papa Hatch catch me Papa
Hey, I need to get home. I need my legs back
Dammit. You guys, this is all Cosmom's fault.
Shut up, Cartman! Cosmom is the one that started that damn club.
Good morning! Good morning!
I hope Cartman is a big, fast stupid...
Good morning!
Don't say it, Cartman!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Don't do it, Cartman!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I'm warning you!
Okay, okay.
I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom...
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
Come on bitch, she's a big, fast bitch.
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch.
She's an avarice bitch.
She defends you all the boys and girls.
Who's got your fucking mouth, Cartman?
I'm sorry.
Put your clothes.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
What's up, bro?
I already see this.
I already see this.
It's in.
I swear I'm not coping bro I'm not coping yeah what are you saying you picked me up
Yeah, I don't I don't think that those are legit players. Yeah
No, what happened yesterday, okay, so I'm supposed to be like standing
My god that bounces more than me
What's he mean by that
what do you think he means by that I need to check our boy we might need to check
our boy oh my gosh I thought a part of me thought he was streaming I should have
You know he wasn't streaming yet?
Wow, nice.
Dude, did that remember those little things I was in?
What's cheater?
He has to go to the key or the um, I don't know.
He's over there.
I don't hit him.
He's over there.
That does look weird, doesn't it?
That looks really weird.
I see the same keep out MK or controller.
He aims for the comment distinctively aims for the comment.
Okay, hold on, this is at 0.25 seconds.
Yo, that's crazy.
Inhuman reactions.
Yeah, that was kind of that was kind of nuts.
I was muddy.
I don't know if it was an aim key.
I'd be like, yeah, that's a crock of shit, but I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You guys know more than me.
I don't know.
looks crazy though. Yeah, I
I don't know everything in my core screams crock of shit, but at the same time like I mean bro in keys a good player so I don't I don't really I don't know and I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know that doesn't look real though but I'm also not very good at games so maybe it is real and I just suck I don't know
The aisle can be a very unforgiving game with long grow times and they're always being the chance you get taken out in an instant
D daunting a tough
Can you pass this junk food trivia with?
Yesterday we did this and we did terrible. I'll probably do bad again yesterday's animal facts
I highly doubt we're gonna get that many correct
Before getting into the video, please hit subscribe button for more exciting trivia
Alright, let's play quiz!
Which of the following is the largest fast food chain in the world?
McDonald's
McDonald's
What is the most used flavor enhancer in fast foods?
Bee
Monosodium glutamate, or MSG, which fast-food restaurant is famous for its curly fries and
jowl-o-chop?
Arby's!
I gotta get one wrong at some point.
I gotta get one wrong at some point.
What is the annual revenue of all junk food companies in the USA?
$200 billion a year.
$200 billion.
First, Taco Bell restaurant opened in...
Mexico.
It actually was a small restaurant prior, and then it...
United States.
Wait, what? I thought it was Mexico.
A new Mexico? Oh, it's New Mexico. It's U.S. shit.
Eat fresh Subway.
Subway.
Who is the founder of a popular soft drink company Coca-Cola?
John Pemberton.
John Pemberton.
What is the primary ingredient used in the production of Pepsi?
Pepsi and Coca-Cola.
I want to be still carbonated. Yeah, I changed it.
Taco Bell's founder, Glenn Bell, originally sold what?
Before switching to Mexican-style food.
Hey!
Hot dogs.
I knew it was hot dogs. I was gonna say that.
Who has a secret menu that is not listed on their official menu?
In and out.
In and out, burger.
All the actual food questions I haven't gone wrong yet.
Which one is a Canadian fast food chain?
Tim Hortons.
Tim Hortons.
In which country, Christmas dinner consisted of a bucket, known as a barrel, a fried chicken,
and a bottle of wine?
Japan.
Japan.
Which of the following is the most common pizza topping?
Pepperoni.
Baroni
How that your way slogan belongs to
Burger King Burger King. Oh my gosh the king
Okay, I was the first hey, I'll take one wrong short. Sure. This is good news
Maybe we're not that fat Duncan. Maybe we're not that fat. Maybe we're not that fat
maybe we're not that fat hey can someone leak me the one where it's a burger and
I got a guess which restaurant it's from I want to try one of those I bet I don't
miss a single one so a couple weeks ago it's very bored trying to find something
to play because all the games I was excited for this year were delayed like
stalker 2 sounds the forest party animals where where all these games I
can't there's nothing to play I can play here all it's a pretty good
indication that there's not much going on in the post-Soviet apocalypse survival
milsim genre when a really bare bones demo made by one guy starts getting a
boatload of traction on YouTube and so maybe you go download that demo and it
reminds you so much of a game that came out 15 years ago called stalker that you
suddenly really want to go back and play it and after playing Shadow of
Shadow for a few hours I was kind of surprised by how well it held up.
Bullshit!
This game
I'm shocked at how well this thing is aged
You mean oh the structure dude the lighting is like nuts
Two minute video the raid
Is this have I ever read you guys the funniest ad on Craigslist I just did a video on Craigslist
I read my favorite ad is it the the dirt bike one this is from 2019. Oh
1999 Toyota Corolla fine as fuck. I think I've seen this go on
You want a car that gets the job done? Do you want a car that's hassle-free?
Do you want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on will look no right the
1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about the features Bluetooth. Nope sunroof. Nope fancy wheels. Nope rear view camera
Nope, but it's got a transparent rear window and you've got a fucking neck, figure it out.
Let me tell you a story, one day this Corolla started making a strange noise. I didn't give a shit and I ignored it. It went the fuck away. The end.
You can take this engine out of the car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out a thousand years later, put the engine in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key and this puppy would start right the fuck up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
Things this car is old enough to do, vote, yes.
Consent the sex, yes.
Rent a car, it is a car.
This car has got a history.
It's seen some shit.
People have done straight things in this car.
People have done gay things in this car.
It's not going to judge you, it's not going to judge you.
Interesting facts, this car is exterior is gray,
but the interior is also gray.
And the owner's manual oil is listed as optional.
When this car was unveiled in the 1998 Detroit auto show,
it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn,
resulting in abrupt air change pressure
that resulted in the building partially
collapsing the roof, killing four people.
This event is chronicled in the documentary,
Board to Death, the story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's face facts, this isn't,
this car isn't gonna win any beauty contest,
but neither are you, stop lying.
I'm gonna be honest, I almost paused the video
and asked if that was true, I'm stupid.
Paying to yourself and stop lying to your wife, this isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve.
The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Mitchell Wobbles! Mitchell Wobbles! I'm your biggest fan!
Yeah, what are you doing? It's real time! Hold on!
I've never seen this in the rust, ever.
He did probably one of the six things I've ever seen up in here.
Dude, is he making this live?
He's doing this live!
I'm your biggest fan! Give me your wiener! Give me your wiener!
Christ, you might be wondering, why is there a full grown man pretending to be a peanut saying that he wants your wiener?
Well, life is full of surprises, and recently I got invited to the burnt penis rust server.
I decided to bring the one thing I'm good at to the server, music.
And that music brought me trekly to the bass builder for burnt peanut himself.
And I sing him one of the best songs in the book.
Yo bass tray, do you like shaggy?
Do you like scooby-doo shaggy?
I just got all into fire,
Candy got the dough,
I don't want you back,
But you want to go into that.
Then boy I'm such a waste,
And not the color paint on.
Oh, we'll be a two player,
Nothing on the plan.
She's saying I come to say a death Number of people I wonder what you say
And if she claims to tell her baby no way Where?
But you got me on the counter It wasn't me
Got me banging on the sofa It wasn't me
Even not a...
What is that? What is that little pipe thing right here?
What is that?
The shower It wasn't me
Even got me on the counter
It actually is crazy how good it is
This song was pretty dope.
CYB is dead
411
Yes he did
He ain't gonna lie, two no fuck
Do this little bitch
Kid thinks he is
He
Fuck that shit
CYB
411
True
Who the fuck is Mobbin' here
If you don't think it's him, fuck you
Yeah
CYB
3, 2, 1, 9
Chalk this city
CYB
3, 2, 1, 9
CYB
How did you say it though?
Man
Why is CYB looked constipated?
And every time I see him, he looks like he smelled something from the past and it was
like a fart from three years ago because he has a big nose, he has powers like that.
He looks like he smelled a fart from three years ago and is trying to figure out where
that came from, you know?
I
I got a super good-looking and skinny
This is so cool so cool man something what runs with door as in
I say, I'll go, but we both know I'll be waiting outside your door
Last year, I had no kids in my basement this year
I made it from bored, my uncle has done my cheeks
We'll sort my family to the load on the floor
I've some marshmallows and went to Los Angeles
To make me some s'mores, he don't know the fire insurance anymore
My truck drive in till the family of four
I
Mean honestly, this is what it's built. Yeah, look at
Pops his head up. I think you'll see that feathery front kind of pop up a little bit as well that compliment
And no matter what happens
In the final four any look at please know the most glorious dunker in this building this year is the guy on the screen
Yeah, get him going move him inside the guard. He's gonna make your team better and when you're talking to you
But the hair is the hair is it's might be the best
Gotta play it's hard to get past it. It's hard to get past it
That's a sexy man right there. Now that is a sexy man right there
That's as good as it gets.
Brother's no way.
You slapped me!
You slapped the shark!
there ain't dude dude there ain't no fucking way there ain't no way you catch
me swimming in the ocean bro not like this I'll go in like three foot of water
sure I know it's still dangerous why not whenever I was going through high
school there was a point in life where I thought I was gonna surf a little
bit never again hell no there's another one right here bro
This is insane.
This is insane.
You can see the shark isn't trying to attack him, it's trying to steal that fish, but at
some point it's gonna say fuck it, I want the dude.
Oh
Brother, and he gets the fish.
That is a grown man right there.
you come up for air and they're like hey good job and you're like you have no idea what I've been
through if you choke on that tuna you better fight the urge to throw it up and swallow motherfucker
bro I'm only I'm not even eating that tuna I'm freezing it encasing it and putting it up on the
wall. Do you even eat the tuna afterwards? I don't think you do. You keep it like a trophy.
He stabbed two sharks. That was basically the UK, but in the water. Bro. That gotta be one of the
coolest videos I've ever seen. Straight up.
Is he there?
Oh, right up.
Roof.
Yes, sir.
Oh, my God.
Fucking year.
Wow.
I'm dead with propane.
Are you dead too, sir?
Yeah.
He just.
I think you're both.
Who was that?
They.
They killed the guy.
It was done.
the man with the gun, I can do it.
I'll kill the man with the gun, let that down.
It doesn't matter, I don't get to go to the car,
I don't want to go to the car.
Bro, I just...
Oh God, is he gonna stab me?
Hey, assistance.
The jungle was very low up here.
You ever seen that meme where it's like aggression,
1,000, damage, 1.
That's something when he throws a punch aggression, 1000 damage on the desk, one, dude, you want
to know why I stopped punching my desk.
So I think it was actually at this setup, I used to have a full wood desk, like look
like just a typical office desk and I was playing legal legends funny enough and I got
pissed and I was playing with Liddy. I'll never forget it. I'm sitting here blah blah and
I said fuck I throw my mouse to the side and I hammer fist right here right here right
where I move my mouse. I put a hole so in the desk it would have like the pillar not
a pillar but the whatever the wooden like divider and then it'd be hollow wooden divider hollow
and I punched right where the hollow was formed a perfect square and of course like I had to
stream the next day so I didn't know stud thank you I didn't know what I was going to do so I'm
sitting there and I'm like I can't move my mouse without running into this hole virtually I can't
play video games. So I took a book and I put it in, it was a perfect size for a book. I put the
book in, put napkins over it and then laid my desk mat over it and it was still uneven.
You know what ended up, you know what book I ended up having to put in this whole?
The Good Book. I had a Bible in the hole with a napkin over it and it was perfect. And
And then I laid my, I laid my mouth to head over it and the Lord was gaming with me.
True story.
I swear some of y'all might remember it.
The Lord was with me.
Aim was blessed on that day.
Amen.
It was a beautiful time.
We're going to shot from the Southwest.
I don't know.
We're going to shot from the Southwest.
We got a shot from the south.
We got a shot from the south.
Well, that's proof that that's a screenshot.
That that's a screenshot.
He pressed something and it's a screenshot.
We got a shot from the south.
I don't know.
What if I told you the laws of physics
were literally being destroyed?
I'd say you were going crazy.
I'll give this a I should I there welcome back gassers. Can you guess the fast food place by the food?
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Taco Bell
Which restaurant offers waffle fries as a side dish?
I'm gonna take a look to the right here. That's Chick-fil-A. That's a Chick-fil-A small
The box threw me out because usually comes in the red container
That's the small one which comes in a little bag which fast food
animal style burger animal style in and out yeah to be honest this is like easy
mode I shouldn't even have this down here cuz I don't need it I'm gonna you're
gonna take my word for it I'm not gonna look at this down here I don't need it
in and out this is easy mode we got to get a harder one where can you find the
quarter pounder on the menu I mean yeah this is too easy this is McDonald's
this is too easy I need a different one that's this is like the easiest mode
that could possibly be I'll never miss one
What am I looking at?
My dog was in here.
He'd be break dancing.
Is that J.S.I.?
Hey, Jinxie was on, is this Prodigy?
What?
Is that J.S.I?
We packed a matter of facts.
Don't come with all our feathery check.
I went and hid a couple of lists
until you had to react another day.
Why?
Hey, J.C. was on...
Was it... Is this Prodigy?
I...
I got you on a...
That's awesome.
Don't look no. Chuck Norris is right behind you.
Oh, my God.
R.I.P.
I heard some heroes read Chuck Norris comics.
I heard a night of boogeyman checks
and leave the bed for Chuck.
I heard Chuck Norris's reflection
will leave him looking into the eye.
I heard when Chuck Norris gets in the water sharks get out of the ocean.
I heard when Chuck Norris is hiking grizzlies look up to him.
I heard Chuck Norris has a motor without the cycle.
I heard Chuck Norris was a hat to protect the sun.
I heard he was a dick's Chuck Norris to feel better.
I heard it would actually kill the dinosaurs with Chuck Norris.
I heard it can't really have trouble like reflexes.
I think he's still got it.
I'll bet you a buck he catches his self shaker.
You're all in.
Hey Chuck!
you know that guy that makes all the animated stuff yeah he just came in and
did a super chat he goes that deadline clip was very funny the animated version
is already out I got him coach I got him I've already seen that are you no
No, no, that's a great name. Are you Latina?
Yeah, I'm keeping him black.
What do you, like, what am I supposed to do?
You have to feed them, Gabby! Feed them! Feed them!
And here's Gout.
Settling Murphy in five in the form of his life.
Wait, who is that?
So he's three from the left, got out pretty well.
You's got out slightly better.
Lore, Murphy's had a big first hundred.
Gouts got work to do.
You sleets him into the straight.
Can't get him along so far.
Murphy tries to get up inside Gouts.
Gouts in front.
He's coming away now from Murphy.
Can he beat his pickers this morning?
The critical, oh, 19.68.
Where's the win?
The win's legal.
He has absolutely done for everyone for the most.
Yo, that's incredible. Wow, that's a fast motherfucker.
Our Goliath groupers are Goliath groupers like aggressive towards spear fishermen?
Very aggressive?
but like you can't you ain't oh shit you ain't gonna die to know Goliath's
group with us
that's a little reed shark
He's talking sh** under water!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
AAAAAAAAAA
HA HA HA!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Hey you motherfucker!
You motherfucker!
He's talking shit under water bro.
Welcome to my club!
I'm opening the doors, welcome to my club!
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
a Goliath group or you couldn't. You ain't allowed to touch him?
Yo, you want to hear something crazy? I remember this. I was very young. I was
like on on the boat for the first time when we moved like first moved to
Florida in my family. Our coach for my baseball team. I was like nine or 10
years old. He had a boat. Me and my family and him and his family. We all
got together on this boat. We went out. We were tubing and stuff. And I
I remember I was swimming in the water off the tube.
I fell off the tube, I'm in the water
and I saw this back of a fish
and I remember seeing it
and I thought it was a legitimate dinosaur.
Like it looked so insane.
It wasn't a shark fin
but it was like this spiked green back
that I had no idea what it was.
I'm pretty sure it might have been a Goliath grouper
because it was like big and fucking chunky
and it's like engraved in my head.
I don't know what it was.
Even to this day, I mean, I didn't catch the bitch.
I just saw it swim right past me.
Maybe it was a stir.
I don't know what it was.
They didn't attack me or nothing.
I just remember seeing it right next to me.
Scared the fuck out of me.
I
Fish I like freshwater fish like large mouth large mouth bass, you know stuff like that I
Don't do well on boats man. I can see sick like a motherfucker dude like bad bro bad bad bad like
Like we went out, my brother-in-law's bachelor, whatever, it was a party, you know, a bunch
of us went out on a boat and went fishing and, dude, I got sick as a dog, man, sick as
a dog.
Turn your touches on
Turn your touches on
Turn your touches on
No, I don't do any snorkeling.
I swear, I got a problem for everything you guys are saying.
So I'm actually, a lot of y'all already know this, I'm legally deaf.
I have, I don't hear nothing out of my right ear.
Yo, Mad Money, thank you for the thigh rover on YouTube.
I don't hear anything out of my right ear.
There's just a hole in my eardrum.
And whenever, if I dive too deep to where,
you know how when you dive in to the water,
you can feel that kind of pressure go at your ears?
Well, that pressure for me,
it goes straight through that eardrum
and goes like, it feels like it goes into my brain
and it makes me pass out or just disorients me real bad.
I learned this and my family went on a cruise
and we were in the Cayman Islands
and I was diving with my brother, we were snorkeling
and I went to dive down cause these fish,
they weren't afraid of us.
I went to dive down to like, see how close I get to them
and my ear like, I remember it like popped
and like dude, it was the weirdest feeling.
And then I started like blacking out
And I tried to swim up, but I was so disoriented,
I was swimming down.
And then I realized, so I just grabbed this,
the, it was like the diving string or whatever,
like the thing that they sit in the water
to where you can pull up, worse comes to worse,
if you can't swim up.
And I started pulling that bitch, and I get up,
and I'm like, ah, help me!
And this little Cayman Island man jumps in the water,
he's about four foot seven,
jumps in the water and had to save me.
True story.
Fuckin' nightmare, y'all.
Yeah, it might've been Nick Marks.
I mean, the same size, same body complex.
I don't know though.
Big wobbles are so good.
Turn your touches up.
Don't turn them on or you'll get blouts in the face.
The final end, which is not how you're done.
Crazy, bro.
Carson Hosebar wanted to do something memorable
for his first victory.
What a way to celebrate.
That's a Talladega win right there.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Everyone, Ricky Bobby Wendell,
the end of Talladega nights.
Chili's.
Welcome to Chili's!
We're all fucking adults playing a video game, bro.
Join the fucking thing.
It's not awkward. No one cares.
Move on. Let's fucking rate and play the game, bro.
Literally, no one cares.
Just come to the Discord and play, bro.
this right though like we don't need to sit here and be children we're making it
even more awkward by doing this bullshit just getting a discord yeah I just
wanted to do my own shit bro like you finally no we want to go we want to do
our shit with you I want to do hoodwrestle with you Bobby
Oh
Boss is dead boss always dies in these situations
Shit I thought I could jump his tail
For a boss boss. Listen when boss gets to full grown anything
It's not a matter of what boss is good to kill. It's a matter of what boss is going to die to this run
That's it. It's all that matters still count King BJ legs rez
Belin and tie. Thank you so much for the stuff
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This is the best day of my life this is like oh my god
But I don't even understand what somebody got FMJ is that what that was somebody got FMJ penetration
penetration
Oh it completely changes the matter what is r6 nothing but like people running around with
shields now. All the bad players run around with shields. Great news for the unemployed.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. So at R6 does all the dads use the riot shields? So it's like,
I can't beat you one on one. But you know what I can do? I can have this riot shield that
You can't shoot through I respect that play. I'm gonna be honest. I do the same shit. I
Would do that. Hey, you want to beat me heads up? That's fine. What about this shield pussy?
You can't beat this shield pussy
Hey, hold this granada
You know I feel it. I do the same
Plus it
It's what you get it's what you get oh
man
Chat, uh listen I talked to Gav last night. No, all you guys are trying to tune in for the Daisy stuff. I
Talked to Gav last night. I was taught. I almost said I talked to my dad last night basically the same thing
Inside baby
Alrighty, I love you
G raid can I get a power raid before you leave a P raid. Thank you chef. Yes chef
and
We listen I don't want to I want to say a date yet because we got a couple more things basically the map is done
Right. We've already said we're going to do deadfall to start
Map is done. Everything's done. We just have like bro Daisy is just
It's a great game a lot of fun
But anything you try to do it just breaks the fucking game
So from what I understand in deadfall if you guys never seen it
There's like a bunch of like mobs right like other than then zombies
There's like some that are in the passage that are like these invisible fucking lizards and
They're aliens, but they look like invisible lizards and all this is the other stuff
And then there's the minotaurs is the skeleton boss is the spider queen
There's all kinds of really cool stuff, which is why we chose the map
But it's also makes it a lot more jank so we're just making sure you know how these streamers are if it if it doesn't work completely and isn't perfect people are going to complain and cry though we're just trying to make sure that the spawn rates and everything are right.
And that they're not terrible and that there's not just a bunch of bullshit for no reason that doesn't work so that's what the boys are working on today.
Hopefully, hopefully, we can get it all figured out today in a perfect world.
Whitelisting for all the homies and all the people that we know we can just get in the server.
We'll start tomorrow. We're going to try and start sending out some invites and or just really just getting people in the discord.
And then we're shooting for hopefully maybe weekend time.
It would be Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
That's our hope.
We don't know for sure, but that's what we're shooting for.
We're just trying to make sure, again, everything is fixed.
Anyone asking to play?
First off, I appreciate you guys.
Right now, we are just sending it out
to a lot of people in the Rust server
and just like the homies.
The problem is, and I'd love to just invite everybody,
But the problem is, is that the server itself can only hold 50 players.
And it's not because the server isn't great.
I mean, we're using one of one best server provider out there.
We got the best DDoS protection that we could possibly get with it as well.
Um, but it's just the map because of the map size.
So what we'll end up maybe having to do in just, just dealing with our rust people.
Is what might have to open up to service? Hopefully we don't have to you know
It just depends on how much people enjoy it and how much people are having fun as well as the priority system
We're trying to figure out because the priority system is also shit
Because you only got three types of priority you got admins you got highest priority and fucking nothing
So we're just doing we're trying to figure it all out. The boys are grinding their dicks off and
And shout out to all the homies working on it, man. W's in the chat for all the mods, Gavin, everybody helping the absolute legends, absolute legends, absolute legends, but, but yeah, so we'll see, man, we'll see, we'll see it's having two service possible. Yeah, it's.
It's not an issue at all. We could always do two, we could do three, we could do four, we could do 10, but we're not, you know, we're just.
We don't we don't know how many people are actually going to play because listen a lot of people. Yeah. And Daisy is a game I've played Daisy for over 10 years on and off of course and Daisy is one of those games where you know it just depends on how people are feeling.
Do I think peanut is going to come and play on the Daisy server for longer than a week. No. Do I think a lot of these guys are going to enjoy the Daisy server for longer than a week and a half two weeks.
So no, my idea is, is we're just going to have this up, people can make as much content as
they can out of it in the next couple of weeks, and then we pull it back down.
So that's the idea that that's the whole goal.
If I can get a couple of days out of this of entertainment for everybody's streams,
it's a win in my book.
So we don't know the demand really, so we're just kind of playing it by ear.
But obviously, if there's a lot of people stuck in views and that bullshit will just
keep popping them up as well as, you know, we don't want to dedicate too much
time to it because we can open the server up and everyone could be like we want modded instead
which we already have an idea for a winter churnaris modded map if everyone is like I need bases I
need this I need that we can't always pivot it's just going to take us time but that's the idea
man that's the idea so and daisy is difficult like bro those rearm to motherfuckers I don't
don't know how they do it. Truly. I mean, I know they've been doing this shit for years,
but they, dude, they're, they're incredible with how they're able to make those servers
the way they are. Unbelievable, man. Unbelievable. I'm not worried about gunsponds. We can
always turn shit up, turn shit down. That's, that's the easy part.
Eluting table the boys have already worked on that like it's everything's already been vetted the last couple of days
Not a week now. It's just a little shit a little shit to make the server not suck off off the rip
Got something cooking for bad-mannered streamers love that I
Love that
So yeah, that's that's kind of where we're at. Hopefully
We get all that figured out obviously we've been busy we do these these fucking 15 hour streams man
How many we stream for what 13 hours yesterday of league God bless bro. Kill me
Popped a blood vessel in my eye. Love that Ninja. Thank you so much for the 22 months, man. I appreciate you
No, no applications as of now, man
We got a like I said, we got to figure out where we're at. We got to figure out what's going on
You got to figure out the demand.
This isn't my first rodeo.
I know how it works.
Once the streamers leave, everybody else leaves.
It's typically how it goes down.
So, end time, we will see.
End time.
So, yeah.
Everybody's over rust.
Yeah, I know.
Me and Pee talked about it.
Listen, it's no one's fault.
It's not Pee's fault.
It's not the admin's fault.
I know Mendo has been getting absolutely cooked everywhere.
Twitch chats, Twitter, I mean, it doesn't matter.
Mendo's getting cooked there.
But the reality of it is, is anyone in Mendo's position,
I don't care who it is, would also be getting cooked.
That's just how it works, bro.
It's just how it works.
Like it doesn't matter.
Whenever I play it on no pixel,
we hated all those admins as well.
Prodigy, everybody hates the admins there.
And every server that we've ever played,
I mean hell even fucking smoke the days e-streamer was talking shit about not me, but my admins
I mean it doesn't matter what server you're on if people know who the admins are everyone hates the admins and the
Decisions that they make and the things that they do. It's just
Doesn't matter. They're always gonna be the bad guys. So, you know, I don't think it's his fault either
I think it's just bro. It's it's content creator servers
these, they're not meant to be up long term. The only time that they can be up long term
and actually work as GTA and that's because the people who are creating the content are
getting paid to stay there and to play there by their viewers enjoying the content in the
storylines. Trust me, they could all leave and go play other games. I think they would.
You know, it's just that's, that's their niche. That's, that's where they fit.
So they're really good at it. But yeah, content creator, anything is, it's just a ticking
time bomb for egos and stupidity to take it over so it's again I don't think it's anyone's fault
I don't think it's anyone's fault yeah yeah of course I'll let Ray Rand
shut up weather boy you suck my dick kota so yeah um I don't really know today I'm thinking probably
league again uh I don't I don't really think there's really anything else to play we could
play Daisy, but again I don't want to get burnt out on it. The Isle, our last couple of deaths,
have been so brutal that it's kind of taken the want out of me playing the game at all.
Don't really want to play it. That's another game I would like to pivot to after Daisy. I would love,
bro. I'd love to get everyone in the discord and just be like, trust me, you guys will have
have fun and have everybody play the aisle. I think that could be so much fun, man. Truly.
I think it could be so much fun.
A bunch of, dude, could you imagine Nick walking around as a raptor, getting eaten
by a T-Rex out of a bush. Oh my gosh, Timmy as a dibble. Timmy as a dibble walking around.
That'd be so funny. They won't do it, but I think it could be so much fun.
I think it could be so much fun.
I do we we've actually I talked to I have to respond to him I've responded to him in like days
I talked to to poutine and poutine said it's possible we we we would have to pull some strings
And we'd have to have Dondie the problem is basically on the aisle how it works is when you create a server and you put the server up
It's public period. There's no private servers
The only the only way you can do a private server is if you have I think a password
But I don't even think that's working
So we would need the aisle to create a white list
System or they had it before and they need to put it back into the game in order for us to be able to do it
But good fucking luck with that, you know, no offense to Dondie, but I don't know if that's a world we're living in.
Practice some CS guys, I really always I'm gonna be 100% real with you. I don't think I need to.
There's no one in that tournament I'm scared of other than Summit.
The only ones that were actually competitive last year aren't in the are in the tournament, which is Lyric
The only other person I have is like the nade shot and nade shots on my team
I'm not worried about scum and counter strike. What the fuck?
No, I'm not worried about scum and CS
Squeaks yeah squeaks was in it last year, but squeaks didn't even give me a hard time last year
No offense to Sphinx. I'm not worried about him either. Give me a week of CS Prack and
we're playing CS on Wednesday with Peanut. By the way, I think I already announced that,
but I'll announce it again. Wednesday, CS, Peanut and the boys. I think everybody's
joining. We're going to try and get Nick. Hopefully, Kimmy will come and myself, Peanut
and Cloaksy. Is that six or five? I think it's five. Peanut, Cloaksy, me, Nick,
I think we're gonna five stack on Wednesday and do some games, which could be a lot of fun.
No, we're not doing none of that pro fucking bullshit on Daisy chat.
We're not doing any of that.
Not doing any of that.
Everyone is allowed to play.
If we have people running around thumping everyone else around them with a 500 KD, I'll
just toss them out of the server.
I'm not dealing with any of that bullshat.
You want to go around and prove how good you are in the server that's made for
everyone to have fun and to create content, you're gone.
I'm not saying people aren't around, aren't allowed to go and kill everybody.
You can kill whoever you want.
But if you're a DayZ pro, if you're Soursweet or Ray Ray running around
and just shooting people on site without at least tying them up and fucking
with them, then we're just going to toss you out.
But I don't have to worry about that.
I know Ray Ray is gonna mess with people in a way that's gonna be entertaining.
I know Soursweet is gonna be more friendly than anything.
Like God, the Daisy community is completely different than the Russ community.
Like completely different.
For some reason, the Russ community, everyone cares about proving how good they are.
I don't really understand that.
It's not about like everyone having fun.
It's about, hey, look at how good I am, you know?
So yeah, we're gonna practice again, chat.
The reason why we're playing League,
we are practicing them for the AT&T and I-Litter Cup.
Four weeks of games, League is on the second week.
This Thursday will be Cod.
I'm not practicing Cod.
Fuck that.
It's gonna be Cod, then League of Legends, X2K,
or whatever the fuck it is, a fighting game,
and then Counter-Strike on the last week, week four.
The $200,000 tournament.
So we're practicing, our team is Doublelift, myself,
Firm Peanut, Nade Shot, and Ivani.
And we have, we practiced with her last night
in Doublelift, which was pretty good.
I hate League, but I enjoy you getting dunked on.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
My Yasu. Oh god.
Yo, am I crazy for wanting to brand right off the rip?
Is a brand angle stupid here?
We're gonna brand off the rip. Fuck it. We ball.
Oh, thank god. Okay.
Brand jungle is a thing. Oh, bro. It's so much fun. I love brand jungle.
I think you should still be trying new champs. I mean, what new champ should we play? Like, I guess we can practice more zack.
I think zack would be a good prac champ.
I just do zack is just such a
fuck
We're playing stun champs knockup champs stuff that enables double lift to kill. That's all
we're playing. We're not playing carry champs. Big dirt. Thank you so much for the five gifted
baby. I appreciate you man. Double lift doesn't want me playing scarter. Throw in some chogath
jungle today. I'm actually down for a Cho'Gath jungle. I'm down to practice that. I've played
a lot of Cho. A lot of Cho in the top lane.
Malphite jungle? If Malphite is called, I'm confident that I'll be able to play it without
any practice, to be honest with you.
You gotta practice Malphite. You suck.
First time here, aspiring streamer, new Marine veteran. Thank you for your service, brother.
God, this is appreciated. TikTok. That's it. You try to make it in this world. Short form
is the way to do it. You can go live every single day for 10 hours a day and for the
seven viewers and never grow, but you can make one TikTok and see more growth than
anything else. TikTok, bro. It's the best way to do anything. Also, again, thank
for your service I'd love playing lanes I'm gonna be honest I don't play jungle
unless I absolutely have to what is this op.gg what is this mid swap please he
just link a different account all right well it looks like we're blocking him
by early hands what it is oh it's his win rate
I'm a GENG fan, so no.
Zero and zero. Wait, what is going on right now?
Yo, what is happening?
Do not tell me I'm about to have to crash out my first game of the day.
No way, right?
Yo defeated David with a $20 super chat hunches a pro at getting big quickly
We're arguing in champ in champ select row it's cucked
We're arguing in champ select this is cucked
Hey everyone, looking forward to a great game, I think we will be friends for forever after
this.
Hey, cut the tension with a knife.
WT, mate.
Same. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Cutting the tension. Being
a great teammate. What can I say? Let's go. First game of the day. Hey. First game of
the day. Come on. Come on. Quaker thinking of the five gifted big dirt thinking of the
five gifted Peters thinking of the 14 months. This is set to tone boys. Set the tone.
the tone. Come on. When the first game, we learned a lot yesterday with DL. Let's bring
all of that learning into today. We're not going to throw. We're not going to feed.
We're not going to suck dick for a living. We are going to do great today. Today is
a day. We put it all together. Okay. Let's do it. Yo, last night, for those who weren't
We played a all diamond game and I tried to I tried to first time warwick
It got shit odd. It was terrible
It was so bad
The first time Warwick against a diamond a diamond level, what's his name?
Fuck.
What's that little piece of shit's name?
Shaco.
I wanted to die.
It was so bad.
Hide map with Cam? I think we're okay.
Okay, listen we have streamer mode on obviously we'll see it's Monday a lot of the kids are at school, so
Hopefully we're good
Monday's a little different than Sundays, you know
is music audio good or is it too low good
And then we take it higher oh no
We saved Smype for Scuttle.
I also learned on Vi, I didn't know this, but you can Q and E, like you can have an
E ready to rip after your Q hits, I didn't know that.
It like, charges up your hand, and Bessa is shoving our top laner to fucking Vietnam
come up topside out in the daylight
daytime shit
Alright, gave you guys a little bit of a lead, fucking asshole.
That Jhin might be blind, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not too worried about him.
after he crashed out on the fucking mid laner and they lost again well it's
ain't looking good in the bot lane
shit bro not good
we're on opposite sides as the jungler currently
Looking top.
And Bessa clearing that. She shoved.
Check this down here. Just in case. Yep.
Oh
Forever
Take a little extra gold why not
Dude
All right drags gone is where it is
Well back after this and hopefully go steal some camps
Fucking a bro
Our bot lane is just getting thumped man
Are we winning anywhere
I'm not trying to steal early. We're losing in every leg
Cool
Top's winning. Oh shit, you're right. I didn't see that nice. Okay. We're okay
I'm actually not gonna
Go steal cuz I don't want to I don't want to give him a kill early
Skuttles coming up save smite
I'm my own backup
So such a good bad bridge at home
30 seconds till grubs
Jesus fuck man
Now there they're taking it fucking
Might be able to counter gank this I think we fight this
All right, he said fuck keeping it close
Top lane is probably walking.
Great job son, great job.
Great work, great work!
Keep it close, keep it close, keep it close, keep it close.
It's gonna be a hard one.
Is Dane in the mid lane?
Dane, get your shit together, motherfucker!
What the hell are you doing in the mid lane man?
I
Do no K right now
Scuttle's up! Not soon. Might be able to actually make something happen there.
Yeah, it's just it's cocked it's cocked
Yeah, that was a bad flash.
She had the, what's it called on?
0 and 4, 80 carry, 0 and 3 support, 5 and 0, 80 carry on the opposing squad.
Not a good start, gentlemen.
Luckily, I think we can just, we can out build the 80 carry.
I'm not too worried about him. I mean, I am but it is what it is just not much I can do about it. I
Shoulda went for a no sign up actually, okay
I don't need to beat down
Down there
I
Hey big shut down
Honestly, yeah shit, bro
Worth for the shut down now
Is that worth for them?
I understand this game. So this game is basically just a resource fight, man. That's it.
Everyone's just trying to get as much gold as possible.
And gold, you buy items, items make you stronger. So every time we're hitting these camps, every kill
we get a little bit of gold. That gold goes towards buying a new item and another item and another
item. The ultimate goal is is to end the game by getting to this right here and destroying it.
But you have to go through these towers towers are protected by all of the players on each team
First one to get to the like base and kill it wins
All right, we gotta get sweepers guys actually who wanted my shit
They're on it
two drags, not good.
Shut down.
It's warded.
If you hit a wall, hit it hard.
Good.
shit bro
my way
What the fuck was that Camille
I didn't want to give it out.
Sim coming for Yas.
Watch out.
He's in the trees.
He's in the small grass.
It's hard to see him down there, but he's there.
Atta boy, top lane.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Top lane's massive.
We have a chance.
Atta boy.
I didn't get sweeper again, bro
Poplin's kind of a psychopath.
Yeah, brother, you're under their fucking tower,
but Ho, like, what do you want from me, man?
Like, see, this is the shit that I don't understand.
How do you run under the enemy's tower and you're pinging me?
great first game of the day great first game of the day super safe man I have a two and
six ad carry at 0 and 5 support I'm 0 and 3 I mean fucking brutal GGs go to the next
is what it is I'm reporting the ad carry you do not spam for a swap and then go over
in six in the bot lane you don't fuck you bitch terrible start to the day fucking legal legends
man well you know what it is listen these these absolute cards what they do is is they
They queue this game because they're miserable, right?
They're miserable human beings.
And then they'll queue with an 80 carry as a second pick,
get put to an 80 carry role,
link their U.GGs or their OP.GGs,
get told no and say, I'm gonna throw.
Also, whoever made this,
I don't even know what the fuck to say to you.
This gotta be one of the most wildest pics I've ever seen in my entire life
This is insane
I
See a one-to-one comparison I see that you're an idiot fuck you oh
I hate starting games like that. Oh my god, bro. See that's what happens like I'll get I'll play like one game a night
Whenever I'm not streaming League
I'll play like one game of League of Night and those are the types of games I get and I lose my shit
Like I get one game. I just want to have fun and I get some freaks on my team
Just running it the fuck down
It depends on the cop man if I could play chogath I will
I'm also looking for a brand angle
Akali, okay
Right now it's looking like a Vi.
We have a mid lane Lux, a Tom Kench support.
We don't need to play any tanky, anything tanky.
Doublelift tell you to practice brand.
He said, I don't want to say what Doublelift said because we got a lot of things in the
in our back pockets. Okay, well we got a Viego. Is this a Vi angle? And a Leona? I don't
even know what to play against a Viego. Can I swap you? Oh, I got a Samira top. This is
unbelievable is this a zack angle a mu mu it's in a mu mu angle
a moomoo can't I'm gonna be honest it's like anytime I oh my gosh it's a
Heimer holy AIDS comp what do I play a
a moomoo for sure alright fuck it this better not suck this better not suck
It's my first time playing a mumu ever.
I heard you wanted to play trundle and die.
Yeah, I hate trundle.
I'll never play trundle again and if you play trundle, fuck you.
Trundle is a bitch character, played by bitches, other than that one guy who only plays trundle
and is honestly really funny I saw a clip of him and when he was playing with
bounce and he was like let me steal one CS and I guarantee a kill in 10 seconds
and he stole the CS ran top lane and died it was one of the funniest clips I
think I've ever seen it was so funny I like that guy but anyone else who plays
trundle fuck you w okay all right so what do these do a moomoo begins crying what's
yo is this why you had me play him you freaks yeah I know Ludwig one where
we're gonna ban a moomoo that's why I don't feel like there's a reason for me
to play it but we can play it against T1's team maybe so I feel like Ludwig is
gonna play a Moo Moo fiddle Moo Moo fiddle I don't know what else he plays
than those two
If I just keep crying
Oh, I just used my e I didn't know what it did
I thought that was my little grab thing.
I hate this guy bro.
Look at me.
Look at me.
I look like Nick Marks!
Maybe here? Actually?
I was using all my mana.
for an amount of lame he stole, he stole, he stole, he stole, he stole, he saw me recognize
Is that shit?
Ah fuck
Not my lane, not my problem.
Have fun with that Heimer with a kill bitch.
Believing me.
Fuck you.
And Lux instead as well.
Not a good look for the squad.
Not a good look for the squad.
And I'm gonna be honest, I feel like I had some to do with that.
I feel like I had some to do with that.
Not the greatest of starts.
Can I reach that?
Should I be queuing anything other than to get to a wave? Like do I do any damage?
With my queue or is queue just to get somewhere? Nice!
Fuck you, Hymer.
Oh my gosh, he didn't steal. Oh, we're ahead! Nice!
I thought he stole.
He just ganked off of his crugs.
Oh, we are so good.
We're locked.
Honestly, we do drag here I think.
maybe we don't we're gonna full clay first let's go ahead and ward this real quick yander
not the best of looks huh not the best of looks let's go and steal again
It's not up, fuck me, thought it would be up, let's look, we're coming.
Thank you very much. Pleasure doing business
How'd you do a business with you? You homer bitch? Sorry
Hmm blood vessel trying not to pop another one I
Got so mad yesterday. I popped a blood vessel in my jet not even lying check it out
Not a good look not a good look
I'm a good look
We get level 6 off this.
He should be level 5 still.
Oi!
Oh yeah, you're a dead man.
You're a dead man!
with the game!
hit the fucking turtle man!
probably ain't the best place to back
Go over here, maybe there's somebody there.
Where's my old dude?
A blue move flares out his bandages stunning for 1.5 seconds and also applying a curse.
Okay.
I'm looking.
No, ass.
He had nothing.
BOOM!
Get outta here!
Yo, I like this little alien motherfucker.
BOOM!
Get outta here!
I'm a little monster.
Nick Merks has been in the gym, I repeat, he's been in the gym.
He's been training for this moment right here.
A Moo Moo Mercs is in the building!
I repeat, is in the building!
Where are we going?
Ah, shit.
Hey Tom, hey Tom, you big fat fuck, how about you walk towards your jungle where I'm getting
the chipping out of me man?
You big fish for nothing, for nothing, you 700 pound fish for nothing, you Goliath grouper
and you still a pussy!
Sorry.
Now I will get to a point where I can just fuck with that Akali, right?
Like I'm gonna get so big you can't do much to me no more.
Go there Lux you pussy!
Oh my god make it more obvious how about you just take your fucking shirt off and tell
Tell me you're coming!
Alright, Tom Kinch is fucking terrible.
Noted.
We're gonna go clear top lane, scuttle, and if Drag is still up we'll take drag.
Wrong boots?
Wait, why are they wrong?
We want this?
Ah, shit, okay, we'll go right here then.
How'd a big deal?
Thank you chat. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Mr. Collie, yeah, she's 501 my lucks is shit
What do I build for a collie chat, how do I make her no longer a problem cuz she is literally the only problem on the map
Why am I getting pinged?
Why am I getting pinged?
Yeah, thank you, Jin!
Be my White Knight, please!
Everybody fuck with me, man!
Somebody love me!
Shit.
Spirit Visage?
Is that true?
spare visage
Yeah, I look sad fucking I'll throw the game by myself
Abyssal would you call me?
Abyssal's mask, okay.
There she is.
Oh, right here.
Cool.
Rift Herald's useless.
Double if said so.
Okay.
Honestly, I don't know where I'm going.
It is where it is.
I was going to go.
yep you're dead as he went there were worry was now oh what a shutdown huge
actually wait that's actually massive right
Hmm
Big fight cooking in the bot lane right now got to go down in the bot lane
Me and my little legs me and my little legs
No, it's not so funny. Oh no. Oh no
Walk up you absolute fucking pussies man
I miss my ult.
Nice!
Two ults, worth.
Fuck you, Akali.
Bitch.
Nice, Samir!
Okay!
We're kind of finding our motion as a squad right now.
Samir.
Wait, did I say that wrong?
Samir?
Samur?
Simmer!
looking again
I
Free drag
Hey, yo help me Tom, can't you fish fuck come?
Why just go kill this Eddie carry I think I do
I'm playing with you.
Tom, you fucking suck.
You fucking suck, Tom!
You bitch fuck!
You suck dick for a living!
We win this, we win this, we win this, we win this, we win this, we win this, we win this.
Hey, Tom! Hey, Tom!
You 900 feet tall, do something!
Oh, jeez, he's Helen Keller.
Oh my god, he's Helen Keller.
He's fucking blind.
He's blind in three eyes.
He's two eyes on his face and his cock.
He's all blind.
He's all blind.
He has no sight.
Don't worry.
I'm moving.
I'm running.
I'm coming as fast as lightning.
Yo, Akali, did you know that this game is called League of Legends?
I don't know if you've ever played it before.
You're supposed to farm at some point.
Did you know that?
Did you know that you're actually supposed to farm at some point? She's in my jungle you bitch come here
It's your ass over here. You're fucking pussy
Fuck this ain't good
Yeah, it's so chocked it's so chocked I'm leaving everyone fuck the Tom kinch fuck Tom Cruz
My bot lane is dead to me 80 carry set my dick mid lane rotate earlier, but you a cool cat
You just suck at the game. It is what it is
I mean, what are you fucking 1 and 20 1 and 5 same shit same difference
Don't worry back Tom kentz. You're just sitting over there being ugly. Look at his fat ass. I hate you
I hate you. I'll turn you into shashimi if I could
good. Samira is going to be a problem though. 9-7. Shit. I'm okay with Samira getting fed.
She's going to be a problem. This Tom Tinch can die though in-game of course. Well, in-game,
Don't ban me, Riot. I know you guys like banning everybody. Don't ban me.
No, I'm not fighting with you two fucks. Hell no.
Yep, there goes Tommy again. There goes old Tommy Kinch!
Yeah, we'll smell you too, Adikari.
Great job everybody.
Great job.
Really good fights.
Really good fights.
We're not forfeiting.
I cannot forfeit 2 games in a row because my entire team likes to fucking feed every game.
Holy fuck, 1 and 6 mid lane, love that. Sick. Hell yeah.
YES! That is exactly what the doctor ordered!
Aves is on the menu!
Yeah, they Baron, I'm not gonna go and steal that for who, who am I stealing it for?
I'm stealing for the Tom badass kinch
Oh
Oh
You know how to play the game. Oh, did you just learn nice?
Give me the song give me the song give me the song give me the song give me the song give me the song
Give me the song
Lock in! We're active! Lock in!
We can't miss this.
Run for your life!
Bob, you fat ass!
a way to my any carry my top lane looking
Where are you going, where are you going you big grab of the old game.
Oh, I missed! Get him, Tom!
Hey, get up, Terry!
Fuck you.
okay they try to end
BOOOOOOORGE
BOOOOOOORGE
OH SHIT
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
SOMEBODY'S STILL IN THERE
I'M COMING
OHHHHHH
I'M HERE
destroy their shit bitch oh shit
fuck you what are we supposed to do guys I think we leave I think we leave
let's get out of here
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it.
Oh
Attack it
I'm saving I'm saving I'm saving I'm saving
But we're gonna get stolen then it's guaranteed you know what I mean?
Oh it's over GG's
Oh, she drops it. Oh my gosh, my cameras locked like this. Okay, we're good
I'm coming I'm coming. I'm here
Fuck you
Whoever said get carried you don't know what I've been through fuck you man I
didn't get carried I didn't get carried man I set my team up for
get on to the next game good way good way good way
Can I say something?
When the hell did Samira drop 23 kills?
Am I?
Was I blind?
Uh, when did that happen?
Nice wallpaper, thank you.
It's me and Summit from TwitchCon.
Thank you for the Fiverr.
Hey, Hudge, don't read the next part out loud.
Got it.
One moment.
Uh, to be honest with you, I look it up in my free time, Ray.
I'll check it out.
Thank you so much for the fiver.
I don't click on links.
Ever since Genji got her identity stolen, identity theft is not a joke, Jim.
Millions of families suffer every year.
Ever since she got everything stolen from her, I don't click on links, but I'll
check it out I see it thank you hey not a bad game first time a moomoo I'll never
play that again probably and well I'll throw it into the rotation but it's like
I like it grab my focus well son of a bitch you kidding me we might have to
play it again
No, it wasn't terrible. It's just again, we're gonna ban it bro. We're gonna ban a moomoo.
The only team that we'd actually play a moomoo against is like T1-Steam.
What we thinking here right now, chat? Go ahead. What we thinking? We have no tanks.
We have zero tanks. I got to play some tanky. Um, I
Know they're gonna ban volley. I know they're gonna ban volley
This is another a moomoo, isn't it?
No, I play I ain't I ain't playing no Ramas. Is this new new again? Is this new new?
Zack
Is this a zack game shit, bro
All right
Gentlemen, I mean this in the most respectful way possible
And I'm not trying to be negative so don't take what I'm about to say is all hutch being negative again
We're fucked and I mean that you know
now. Yeah, we're screwed. We're we're screwed. We are screwed. The fight is over. The war
is lost. White flags out. We're basically French. It is what it is. I'll tell you one
thing. We gonna jam out while we get this shit beat out of us. Like we got Apple
AirPods in in the middle of a bar fight and we are not on the winning side.
Oh yeah, the rhythm of life.
If you ain't shaking the ass, you're doing something wrong.
Let's bounce.
Welcome to Summer's Rift.
Minions have spawned.
I
Wait, I wait queue I wait queue my second one. Oh, no, I
Wait queue my second one this little kill on Viper. No
Okay
Okay, not a good start, we lost both Skettles, it is what it is.
We did it nice
Nice.
Jesus fuck!
I did everything I could do your job do your job Jen do your job Jen do your job
Yes! Worth! Oh, I'm alive! I forgot! I have a res!
Why don't you do a business?
Oh
All clearing scuttle
Just another day on the job
I was worth something no those were something no
Ward this shit ward that shit ward that shit
Damn luck, you didn't need to suck me off or you welcome girl
I
are you going bitch?
how's it going?
I'm helping everybody! Everybody eats! We all eat together, gentlemen! Welcome to the
Let me wash your feet! Let me show you some love!
I know we got gold baby. I know we got gold, but we also got a camp here and that's more go old Luxus death
But even since we have no OBJs up, we might as well, right?
Camera lock's crazy.
It's just, I'm stressing out over here.
I'm holding space for it.
Is what it is
Who died fresh died, okay
I don't know if I kill the viagra heads up
Oh, no!
Okay, I do not kill the vicar heads up.
Hey, it's just in.
I don't kill shit heads up.
How am I two levels down?
I feel like I've been farming like crazy.
Well, we didn't have any camps up.
So honestly, not a big deal.
20 seconds on crab.
Play for crab.
Oh
Stop crab shit
Oh, it's a war zone over there careful now.
Damn
I've done been robbed I've done been robbed of everything. Oh my god
I've been robbed of everything I feel like a CVS in New York or California
Drag
I may bend, but I don't play.
if
I or right off right there
, she had
I don't know maybe don't be dog shit oh yeah do it to him yep worth now shut the
fuck up thresh just another day on the fucking bitch
back to my music
is it hard blocks talking I have one dad what do you mean don't feed you fucking
I'm gonna lose it
fuck everybody i'm farming is what it is
I need sweeper, in a bad way
I'm coming baby.
The most fucked up way possible.
Oh, dude.
Chad, this is why I don't like that.
I feel, I literally feel absolutely useless.
Like I know that I have mobility and that I can stun,
but at this elo, I cannot play Zac.
You can't.
We have an 0 and 4 Timo doing negative damage.
He's actually healing the other team
whenever he attacks them.
We have a Lux mid lane that can't hit a Q
to save her fucking life.
All we have is a bot lane right now,
And that's all we can play around I think. Like that's it. That's the only thing we can play around.
And I have a jungler, an opposing jungler, that I can't do damage to.
I think it doesn't matter what I do, I'm doing no damage to him.
Zero. I die so fast I can't even run to my blobs.
I don't know, I don't know how you guys enjoy this.
I just missed my fucking Q.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm not- I'm taking Zac out of the pool.
I can't play this.
play a moomoo or new new whatever the fuck y'all call her I do not like Zach at all
Oh
Our gym is absolutely humongous
Oh my gosh, okay
I'm coming I'm coming boys. I'm on my way. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit back up bitch
Yeah, thank you for another drag idiot
This song is me!
I lose this drag, my team might drop the slur.
Okay, we're good.
That's all that.
Backing out.
Hello?
2-4!
2-4!
What's up, baby?
Spaghetti?
There's a bit of shit in the woods!
I love some!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you
And a diet coke right now chef or I'm gonna start freaking out
Hey, it's all good over there
No we go for this always go over this coach DL sensor yes chef
What do I build here?
Heal amp?
Sure.
I was big for my age
What rank am I grandmaster supreme the third
It's my turn to steal your jungle hoe
I
Later bitch
I see in you smell you late. Oh shit. I'm out of here
Help me don't leave me. Don't leave me. Don't leave me you fucking bitch
Oh, I got his red.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, smoke him, Jyn.
Smoke his ass, Jyn!
Run for your life, run for your life, it ain't worth it.
Run for your life, Jyn, don't, oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, Thresh is kind of him.
Aye, he's a hell of a killer.
Oh, Thresh is him!
I don't think Jyn has thrown an ability yet.
I don't really know what he's doing.
I think his brother took the controller from him.
Get him, Jim!
Hook!
Oh!
I'm coming!
I'm not gonna lose.
Run for your life.
I will never and I truly truly mean that mods ban the word Zach in my chat mods mods
mods, mods, and the word Zach in my chat.
I will never play this bullshit character again.
It is terrible, disgusting, key-the-nism.
I hate this motherfucker.
He's worse than Trundle.
Actually, he's 10 times better than Trundle.
I won't go that far.
But God, bro, play a character that does damage, chat?
What the fuck is this shit, bro?
This sucks!
I just lost a 1v1 to an 80 carry!
I did not shit!
I didn't miss an ability either, I don't hear nobody say no slander.
I hit everything and didn't do nothing!
Oh look I'm dead again look at this and that I can do either I can't fight them I
I mean, me fighting someone? No, I'm playing Zac.
I just run.
I jump in, I fucking grab everybody and then I run.
That's my game plan.
That's what I get to do with Zac.
Music back on.
never playing it again bro never playing it again truly never playing it again
this is the worst fucking champion I think I've ever played all I do is jump
in with a E and then do absolutely nothing from that point forward I just
sit there and spam W and hope that I can get to my blob before I get one tap
That is all I do. That is all I do. That is all I do. This shit sucks. Never again.
Never again. Take him out of the champ pool. Full shit champ.
Put in another... I'm putting others in. Oh you're just terrible. Hey spasm. I'm
gonna pin you up against the wall in a video game and show you a great time.
Take care of you. Get you off that wall. Let me help you out there. You're stuck
Do this character sucks dick
I
Might back just for Swaefer to be honest
I'll take him, don't worry.
of
Our base is in shambles I don't think we get there we fight after
I need 300, 30 more gold.
I
Hacking
Everyone on him everyone on him everyone on him everyone on him
Can I move my character?
Fuck!
What?
Are we leaving?
You guys are such fucking pussies bro, straight up.
You guys are such fucking pussies bro.
Lux, you're fucking terrible, fuck you.
I want to kill him.
Everybody want to kill me!
We have no res Oh Jen baby Oh Jen baby
Such a stupid fucking champ bro such such a stupid fucking champ I hate this champ man
I hate this fucking champ. I hate this champ. I fucking hate this champ.
Never again, bro. If I could, if I could remove the Zac from my champion pool to never even see
the picture of the Zac happen again on my screen, I would. I actually hate Zac. Bro,
this character sucks dick, bro. You can't tell me this character's good. This is fucking a
terrible time I jump in I don't get to do anything I'm not even tanky I don't get
to walk to my blocks before I die I just die this character sucks big I hate
this character bro I hate this character fuck Zach
We need a pick right now.
Oh, dude, he reads me like a book.
Give me outta here.
Give me off the character.
Give me off this fucking- give me out of this game.
FF.
FF.
Never again.
I hate this shit.
I'm taking absolutely zero recommendations from chat anymore for a character to play.
You guys have set me up with Trundle, which was the worst time of my life, and Zac, which somehow is even worse.
I went from Trundle, which is the literal most brain-dead, boring champ in the world, to now Zac, who doesn't do damage.
I'll never listen to you guys again.
Our champ pull and only our champ pull from now on.
Fuck all these new champs.
No way, Jose.
GG's
GG's
Never again
Zac is officially banned
I will never play that champ again
Never again
Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever again bro look at the fucking damage I am doing nothing
I am doing absolutely nothing bro I am just looking at them and saying hello I'm hud you wanna kill me?
You want to fuck on me?
you want to fuck on me today that's it that's all I'm doing it's all I'm doing
it's all I'm doing I'll never play it again ever ever ever ever ever ever
shit
is the greatest enemy
I banned the word Zach in this chat, good attempt.
Yeah good luck, all of you guys are, none of the messages are coming through, fuck you.
YouTube is the only place where you can put it now, and kick.
chat you guys are banned from saying it anymore I'll call of you all right we're
playing against a Shyvana I'm instantly thinking brand angle here and just cook
Look her shit.
Brand jungle?
You have no idea.
Oh, never mind.
There goes that idea.
Fuck you buddy.
you fuck you
what are we thinking right now out of my champ pool
Oh god!
Oh fuck!
I don't know!
game. Oh they're gonna ban volley man. They're gonna ban volley but I'll play it. I'd rather
play volley even though it's getting banned than not play volley and lose. Everyone's
banning Bali. I like a Moo Moo. A Moo Moo is fun. Warwick next time. I played Warwick
last night and it was really bad. It was really bad. But it was also played against diamonds
so it's a little different.
I thought you were 13 hours deep, yeah.
A Briar mid? Is that a troll or is that like actually valid?
Kind of troll, kind of valid.
Yeah
No, I'm just gonna play safe
I'm not too worried bro, I can actually play voli it's not bitch ass Zach bro. I can carry on this champ
Yo, general, thank you so much for the sub, bro.
Great job.
was an absolute incredible setup for gank and we got flash? Sure.
Absolutely brother.
I'll see you Blaine how fast is the other junglers clear Chaz pretty quick
So he's just beating the fucking daylights out of me, bro.
I should have known pre-level four.
He was just gonna beat the fuck out of me.
I should have known that.
I should have backed off right after that kill.
I forget that scion is just fast as fuck in that phase early on.
And he lasts, dude.
just up in that in that phase for so long bro my bad
they live mundo i'll be right back um man never mind bro
I need a little bit of help here, big oss.
Thank you, Mundo.
Thank you.
New song.
New song.
New song.
All the way!
Nuzzo love tonight!
Jesus fucking Christ!
I don't know why I thought that was up.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
let's do this let's do this let's do this
shit bro
dragging it out
This is such a fucking horseshit, bro.
Everybody just walking around me.
No one's walking up.
Lux is sitting under tower.
Like, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
Okay, 0-1 AD carry, 0-3 support, 0-1 top lane, 2-0 jungle, or 2-0 mid lane, we gotta play
around here, even though he just hoed me out in the middle of the fucking open, bruh.
Fuck the bot lane, they're dead to me.
Bunch of bitches live over there
Bro, what is up with these games and why am I getting teams of absolute fucking tards, man? What is going on?
I'm in just losers queue today with the worst of the worst players
God, you're fast as fuck! Holy shit! How fast is that character? Oh my god, even after
the fucking ult, she's on her Nikes! What a waste! Oh, and mid lane's left me again.
Well, that's what we get, bro.
We tried to do an OBJ.
One of those days.
One of those days.
Going back to silver.
Oh my god brother.
All lane is now 5-0.
So help them bro, yeah, let me go down to the bot lane where both of my adc and support
have LISPs and let me go and help these absolute fucking dog shit donkeys.
Try and maybe land a kill.
That's a great idea.
That's a great idea.
You think they're playing with their feet?
but they're they they have literal problems man they're useless just sit
down there like little dookie turds not doing shit
this lux has been altered by the scion nine times yet she still walks up yeah
Yeah he just fucking warded the bush.
Oh look at that!
Another kill for the eddy carry.
Everything's gone here.
Back set up for drag.
And we're gonna lose.
Cause my team doesn't know how to play the game.
Shit bro.
I'm laying down and cry, I will survive.
needs a hug no you know what I need man I need my first two games of league on the day
could not be the worst games of league I've ever played that's what I need I need these games to
actually start being fun and competitive not just having the absolute worst fucking donkeys on my
team every single game man it sucks I want to play I want to have fun I want to have a competitive
game, not just a game that's either us steamrolling them or them steamrolling us.
That's all today has been, and we are the ones who are getting steamrolled.
I just I know the result of this
Now you baby
Hey, there's so fucking terrible brown it's so fucking bad man
dumb and dumber in the bot lane man well now we have food I can eat away the pain
And that is what I'm talking about.
8-0.
I win that.
I win that and top lane came over.
Well, I can't call them shit because I'll get chat banned.
So now I just compliment my teammates.
Luckily, the algorithm of League of Legends can't pick up on passive aggressiveness.
I just compliment him over and over again, instead of talking shit to him.
Honestly, I feel like it hurts him a little bit more as well.
Because they know what I mean.
They know I'm not complimenting their dog shit fucking place.
No way.
No way I don't get that off, bro.
I mean, let's see if this Lux even clears this ward.
Yeah, she doesn't even have Sweeper, bro.
It's fucking GG's, man.
She doesn't even have Sweeper as a support.
It's so over.
It's instant voted now bro.
I feel like as a new player in legal legends or a newer player, I feel like there should
be a run roll.
Like this whole like cringy, it's never a loss, never give up.
Yeah, yeah, I agree, but not in these lobbies.
Like, there's a point where there is literally zero chance.
And I should be able to get run-rolled and not waste 45 minutes of my day in this lobby getting thumped.
Who knows, man? Maybe Midlane will somehow... Oh, God bless.
I'll smell you later.
Flavor drag, Flavor the Steel.
Is this the one that has the little bush?
I'm waiting for it.
Six seconds until I find out if I'm dead or not.
oh my god of course they still check it maybe they don't maybe they don't maybe
they don't maybe they don't
I'm not leaving I'm dead
The enemy has been slain.
Gage!
Shut down.
Mm-mm-mm-mm
Smite yeah, let me smite it at 2000 HP bro. It's a great idea
in my dreams I see bones frozen in ice
The farming simulator commenced, my entire team doesn't exist.
My support by a sweeper yet?
doesn't have Sweeper.
We should do baron but we don't have the damage for it so gg's winnable high don't
think so bro i hope you're right we'll see he's got to keep farming do we get any of
those kills or are they all KS'd? I got one full.
Full health, Mundo. I love it.
Hi, Mundo. Doing great, son. Keep up the great work, everybody. Everyone is doing fantastic.
I
Brags up it's all we got to go for it
I just don't like these guys feed the game to the point of like unplayable and then they
don't FF I don't get it the fuck is wrong with you man if you care about winning play
the fucking game from round one why why make it to where it's unwinnable and then you
decide to play like I'll just I'll never get it why are people this way man all
you have to do is not have nine deaths before you're out of landing phase and
it's winnable but they can't do it they cannot do it
yeah I mean there's there's just no killing the ass
Next game, I went 3 out, wait, I wanted 2 on the death.
I wish it was a close one, bro.
I wish it was a close one.
I just want a singular fun game today.
Maybe it's this one.
Maybe it's this one.
Will win loss on screen?
Is that good?
Is that good?
Yeah cool. Alright boys, let's hope we get a game here. My god this sucks.
I'm taking my five minutes I'm not I'm not I'm not
I'm not. This is it's getting it's getting actually ridiculous. No, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm taking,
I'm taking the skip.
I don't care. I don't care. I can't chat. I mentally, I'm not exaggerating. I'm not
exaggerating I mentally cannot deal with a Yumi 80 carry you do you understand
what just happened that is quite literally a champ that sits on the shoulder of
another champ and heals and throws a cue every seven seconds we would wouldn't
even have a chance like that in my opinion like that has to be someone in
the stream fuck with me. But there's no way that that was real. Like I've never I've played
a lot of League off stream. I've never seen anyone do that. Not once. They were swapping.
You know, sure, we can live in a world where you guys think that there was two people swapping roles there, but you also have to remember, we're in fucking gold.
So they were probably just playing Yumi, AD Carry.
They said that they were swapping in Team Chat. I still don't trust it. Fuck them.
I'll wait my five minutes. I will wait my five minutes. I don't want to be near them.
Fuck them all.
I ain't taking no chances.
We don't win this, we're back in silver and I'll fucking lose my mind.
We're not losing this game.
Oh, I fucking lost it.
I lost it
Are you playing the jungle at the ATT tournament? Yes, sir. I am and as of now it's looking grim. I just don't really like
Okay, let's talk this is good. I need to do a little I needed a mental reset
Honestly, this is a blessing that we did this. Let's talk
So if my entire team is just
I want to rip it for the 7th time today on a Monday, but they're just that, like, do
I just only fight when it's a guaranteed win or I get guaranteed kills and everyone
else, I just let them die?
Is that just, is that the way to play that?
like if my eight of my my bot lanes oh in the hundred and four like they have been the last
two games. Do I just say okay they are absolutely useless I'm just going to keep farming. So
what happens if my bot lane because they're absolute useless human beings and our waste
of oxygen what happens if they're feeding my jungler and making him absolutely disgusting.
Do I just wait for them to get murdered and steal camps?
And that's it?
To jump out of a window head first, yeah, making sense.
Steal CS as much as possible, just play off winning lane, fuck everyone else.
I'm going to be honest.
Dude, it's just, I really do, I'm going to be honest, in order for league to be fun,
they got to start doing something about these guys who are just going O and 10 off of lane
every single game.
single game oh and ten in line oh and ten in line oh and ten in line but there's no way
they're that bad and actually have a good game.
I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.
that you flame them and then full mute.
I like that test.
Let me pee real quick.
I just saw on Twitter that Jinxie is having 40 streamers play in a League of Legends tournament.
No, we can't play in that.
I'm not practicing codgab, that game is shit.
I would rather sit here and solo queue League of Legends than play dog shit Call of Duty.
We're playing CS on Wednesday and also it's like legal legends is one of those games where
if we get to a certain point and T1 isn't just taking over, like I see myself landing
more points in legal legends than I do in Call of Duty.
You guys got to remember, yes, it's a team oriented tournament, but it's also the rankings
themselves are all individual so we by doing good in the league of legends
tournament we will accumulate points for ourselves and like listen man I can you
know boost myself up suck myself off here I'm not worried about cod it's
another shooter I've played a thousand of them I'm not worried about cod
whatsoever we will be fine on cod absolutely fine and or we're going to
get destroyed in place come that's it
Shogath, Shogath Ezreal, what are we thinking here?
of my champ pool. Warwick in the jungle. Warwick in the jungle. This is Vi all day. I ban
every game.
I don't have to worry about Shaco in this
in this elo. Not yet. If there's a good Shaco, usually there's Smurf and we're gonna die
anyways. I'm not too worried about Shaco. Alright, mental reset. Mental reset, we're
good. Let's rock.
What is Vy's counters?
What do we do bad against?
We do bad against Lillia, Brand, Briar,
Trevana and Rammus.
Belvath.
Another champ I can play as Belvath.
Not very good, but I can play it.
Jace isn't good.
Rengar, Carthus, Elise, oh that's the worst picks, that's who we fuck up, oh we fuck
up Yeezvi, I didn't know that, okay maybe we stop bending E then, we also fuck up Diego
Yeezvi, oh man we can pick Vi a good amount then, wow, oh my gosh it says that Warwick
is the best picks vs Vi ggs what is warwick's counters
brand volley bear nefiri Roger Dodger
jungle matchups don't matter worry about lanes got it so Vi is good against gin oh my gosh
mid lane what the fuck is going on in there
And I get a ward.
No I can't.
Alrighty.
Bug it.
Plan? I don't need a plan.
Fuck him up, set.
picks one up early nice he gets out damn
Here I come to save the day.
Or, wrap it up.
Hup!
Ahhhhh!
Just...
Hmm.
You hate to see it.
One win, two losses?
Yes.
Rough start to the day.
We got a long day ahead of us
There he is nice
the
I help the AD carry maybe.
Places as long as they don't feed I'll give them whatever they want to be honest whatever
Take whatever you want, man
Alright, double flash boys, good luck.
Hey, the carry just runs in there, man, I just, get out of there, get out of there.
Let's get out of here.
You baited him so hard.
You don't know how my character works, I guess.
Sounds good, man.
good. I would love if my character could walk in there and just trade with three
characters and be fine. Sadly it's not how the game works. I have a Q that goes in, I
have two E's. One E was on cooldown, my Q I couldn't use anymore as well. All I'm
doing is sitting there and waiting to die. That's it. I couldn't have done
Literally anything form sadly and mid lane stead as well too
Maybe not
My ability to warwick here
He walks up, I ult him off rip and grab his bitch ass.
Is that not up?
I thought Warwick would have done that.
No, because Warwick still beats me.
Actually, I should have stolen that because he doesn't have level 6, huh?
Shit.
My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
Looking.
I knew I was cooked.
Feels bad.
Feels bad.
Warwick's there.
It's just over.
GG's.
I'm so far behind you don't say Kaisa you don't say my bad shouldn't be even looked at you
I don't need a plan I think this is up over here man
Yeah, we're not we're not going back to Bob then I says I mean that's that's on me for not
looking and seeing that the adc is yet again 5-in-1.
I think this is uh...
ice top
I'm
the bomb.
Oh
Wait that guy not die
We got a favor the top lane
Favorite top lane that's all we can do all we can do
Beautiful job brother
maybe set up a little top gank here
Oh boy, let's go.
There we go.
There we go.
Always feels good when that works out.
I knew that he would come back and want to eat them
and get a little too hard.
Never get too hard, chat.
Write that down.
Never get too hard.
Stay flaccid.
Stay simmy.
Stay hard enough so you're ready soft enough so you can hide it always
Ah
Yeah, we'll go Mercs, okay
Sweeper really thinks we're at this point. Yeah, I guess you're right
Okay, waste of an ult. I'd like to guarantee it bro, I'm pretty sure he should have flash
shut
I'm looking
Let's get to the fun part.
Nothing.
Go clear.
Yeah, there he is.
of
Oh crap, thank you.
I feel like we're doing okay this game.
Crab isn't up yet. Tune though, right?
We have ult again, so we're useful.
Don't add up yet.
I just killed him
Fucking bitch
fucking pussy come on looking looking
I don't have a support. I thought I thought we had that a hundred percent. I support
said my ad carry is doing actually nothing. She sat in the bush the entire time I was
beating their 80 carries ass and didn't do a single thing.
She literally sat there and watched me get absolutely whooped and never moved.
We're in a good spot, we just got to get big enough to one tap the AD carry, it's
literally it.
Just full drag, not doing terrible here.
He's going to get that crab.
of the song. Aaron's up soon.
I need to go top lane
Top lane right?
We're going to go with our top lane
He's backing good check this
buildover is finest
buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh
maybe shut down here
We can't back we can heal off this camp maybe a little bit
I would like to go get scuttle, but I want to walk up with no sight no vision
And was this ours maybe?
No, they're walking in.
They're collapsing.
Go for another steal here.
They're gonna have double steal.
It's brutal.
I miss. I miss my Q and I couldn't hit it.
I hit my Q there and steal.
I miss my Q.
I miss my cue. Just an update status report. 4 and 14 bot.
Okay same one's wondering four and 14. Keep farming guys it's it's it's every
game so far today to be honest with you boys this is our fourth game every game
that we've had bot lane has absolutely sucked. We had a top laner who carried
and our bot lane was like 2 and 20. We had the last game where a bot lane
absolutely fed as well. I think this is still winnable with me instead to be
honest.
I
to use my Q to get to him. I should have held my Q, arred him, cued him, double E, and then
he dies. Noted. It's not a big show. He's one in nine, and I'm his only kill, guys. So why
do you think I arred him? I didn't think there was ever a world where a Cho'Gath who was
one in nine would be able to tank the way that he tanked. But I was obviously wrong.
He's oh and nine
Yeah, yeah, I'm getting the feeling that today is going to be a one and a type of day.
We had a great day yesterday and today is that day where it's just nothing goes right
in these games.
I'm getting the vibe.
Isn't that how league works though?
You start feeling like you're becoming better and the games like your teammates
get worse.
just League of Legends. Like oh man I'm playing a lot better than I was this is
gonna be a good day. Everyone you get on your team is just the worst players in
the world.
Let's go steal jungle.
I'm off boys.
You guys can't understand what I'm doing right now.
That tells me enough.
this wave real quick. Should be able to wave them nice.
up soon back it up I back it up Terry
I
Make my day
Yeah, if you just
GG's
All right a 6 and 20 bot lane GG's
Our support is level 11
yeah I mean listen I did what you guys said I didn't I didn't give them any
attention and it didn't sadly it didn't matter man sadly it didn't matter
Another loss another loss upgrade the chart
Job everyone
I don't know why I'm so mean man because you don't for 20 minutes straight feed your lane
on repeat without ever hesitating to do so lose the game and say sorry and it makes it
okay fuck you you don't do that bro you don't do that when you die three times and you're
owing three I don't know how about not continue to walk into them and die that's a crazy
idea isn't it like hey I fucking suck I'm gonna make it to where my entire team doesn't
lose because of me. Isn't that a crazy concept? You just wasted 30 minutes of my day.
Yeah, close he plays league yeah field he won't stream league bro
Sure, I'll get countered to hell. I don't mind maybe this will be the difference maker
Maybe this will be the difference maker. I think this is the same duo
Let's see if we dodged a win.
know all the champs in the game well enough to play Viego. I feel like Viego is one of those
champs where, unless you know everyone, your minds will not play him. I haven't been playing long
enough. Half the people I'd become, I wouldn't know what to press.
Yeah, but Rocket Man, it's like, bro, I don't know what else to say, bro. Like it,
I can't get to the point of carrying past a Warwick in an 80 carry with 15 kills, you know?
Like my team typically isn't feeding this hard, like there's always that one slow guy.
But I mean our mid lane was struggling, our 80 carry was terrible, and our support was one in 10.
That's just chalk it up. And that's not even our worst loss of the day.
We had two more worse than that one, the games before it.
have you played Zach fuck you you probably have no idea why I just said that
stand by it here comes the turnaround oh bro I would love for the day to be
turned around right now I would love for the day to be turned around us win
the next five in a row chat starts gifting subs everyone takes their shirts off gavs dick is
out i mean it'd be crazy you know it'd be awesome
the fuck
what do we do this dick is already out well i don't really know i haven't gotten that
Oh, yeah, I don't really know.
Oh, this is a great song.
We're restarting the song.
We're turning it up.
We're locking in.
New day!
New game, new me.
Everyone's gonna do great.
Mod lane's gonna carry.
Cop lane's gonna get huge.
Mid lane isn't gonna feed.
I'm not gonna be stupid.
We got this, chat.
W's in the chat.
change the vibes power hour is here no mistakes will be made let's go
i'm my own backup
da da da da da da da da
I don't care
Oh my god, it's all over Jesus
YAAA-DIBAAA-DIBAAA
AAAAAAAA-DA-DA-DA
AAAAAAA-DA-DA-DA
You gotta make a door
Check on the team love this oh my god, isn't it beautiful chat? We don't have four deaths yet
I spoke too soon
The brothers are fighting in the mid lane are they brothers they are aren't they in the lore
All right, let me talk to the nerds really quick everyone else shut up
No way I lose that bro
No one's walking, okay?
I diced my Hymn, my smite didn't go off, fuckin' jeech.
No way I died to that, right?
How did I die to that?
How did I die to that?
I had so much health!
I mean, yeah, guys might yeah, I know I know I'm not even mad about my teammate bro at this point
It's not shocking that he sat under tower at half health and then took a 1v1 after I was dead guys
I'm not shocked at all that is the least of my worries boys. The least of my worries is what just happened. I'm more
shocked about the ignite doing nothing. Oh my god. Everything's fine, surely.
Let's get to the fun part.
Honestly not my lane, not my problem, fuck him, what he gets, fuck that guy, but we
cannot give that guy another kill, it is what it is.
Okay, yo I'm terrible, good to know.
We stay away from mid lane, it is what it is, he is what he is, it is what it is, okay?
He's dead to us.
Fuck him.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I'm going to steal
Beautiful
good steal he shoved under tower
power. Great news! I have great news! Schmolder just typed someone hit a power line in his
neighborhood. We have a chance! Keep spanking it! Keep spanking that power line! Hit it
hit it again fuck yeah we have a chance yes so nobody is in a chat
Oh, my.
now I'm here
I let my hands do the job
Fuck the dragon I'm not doing it. I can't bro not with this team. We have full prio
I still don't care
Actually, maybe we do do it
Come on team
Jesus Christ, bro.
Good job team!
I didn't want to do the dragon anyways.
I didn't want to do the drag.
I should have listened to myself.
I knew that that was going to happen.
I said it was going to happen.
AD carrying support didn't walk over, it's all good.
I'm going to steal again.
We're all good. We're doing okay here.
Still a little bit.
YAS is gonna be a problem YAS is gonna be a big fucking problem
I got my shit stolen as well yo go birds with the 25 gift in my man
I appreciate you brother thank you so much for the 25 listen NASA scales that's it that's
That's all I know.
Everyone's backing? Okay.
I miss not good
Keep scaling big dough.
scale in big dough
What is these idiots doing bro?
We got to outscale the offsuit, it's the only way we win.
I think we might actually be the carry this game, which is not good.
Your goals are already dead, you bitch.
8-1
He predicted where I was going to land.
I think it's still winnable too because we have a Nasus and he's just doing Nasus things
and he's doing a great job at it now I add
We can turn this, we can turn this, yes!
Every man for themselves. Every man for themselves.
Yone is still sitting and the bot lane pushing.
no
huge
drag is guaranteed everybody to the drag
report them is what it is
report him it is what it is man another one another fucking game just like the last three
it's just so brutal bro how these motherfuckers aren't being banned is is beyond me
I don't need a plan.
An enemy is legendary.
I just gotta hope Nass is getting outscale, I don't know.
everyone's joining everything. I reported y'all so, oh thank you.
You're going to come to save the day, or...
We go here now
Can we five may kill that possible
Yeah, GGs bro, here's what it is man.
Oh my support is stealing my CS bro, this isn't real man.
This isn't real bro.
Dude.
back down never what dude I yeah I don't know man it is what it is I'm not
mad about this game we played well it's all good we just ran into another one of
those man another creature of League of Legends bro sadly
I
Ran into another creature of League I
Miss my guingy juice
That was on me. Alright, I'm gonna say something. If you think a gank in the first two minutes
where I die our mid laner who sat under tower with half health then walks up and his own
free will and dies as well is on me. You're an actual retard. All he had to do was
stay where he already was underneath his tower not fucking moving or backed and it's completely fine
one one death is not the difference between a game then sitting there and dying five more times
because your jungler died once and then blaming the jungler brother you actually have a fucking
disorder like you you are not savable it is what it is gg's especially if you if you think that
that way and you play league bro you are the reason why people quit this game
dude it's disgusting man and these motherfuckers out of the map get them out
of this game bro it's shit sucks absolute creatures
hey you died one time and I died six times but I can't believe you caught me
this game
yeah we've been we have been outscaled by all the survivors it's over I don't
know why we're still in this game
No, it's, League is a great game, bro.
You just, you just get, you just get people like this guy, man.
This guy who has no business being in a public setting.
He should live in a cave, never meet anyone and just sit there and be a miserable fucking
loser by himself.
This is sadly the people who play League.
A decision in two minutes is now 27.
For 25 minutes he has dwelled on that one decision
and has thrown the rest of the game because of it.
Two minutes has been enough for this guy to say fuck it,
25 minutes I'm gonna be insufferable.
We're so far behind now man it's crazy
kind of leave last year and agree Lee is a great game the people that play it yeah dude
it's it's a community problem it's not a game problem this game is awesome I mean
You know?
Lock players.
Now will that allow me to never run into him again?
Is that a thing or no?
Now I'll still run into him, well hopefully he's on the other team.
I want to look, can I like, I want to see who this guy is, I just want to go through
is to look at look at our day by the way oh my god look at our day bro look look
at this my god bro
what did he do we ganked him in the first like minute of the match or the
first two minutes of the match yo can somebody look this guy up I want to look
at his you dot GGs how do I wait what is it OP dot GG and then I search let's
look at this absolute creature I've never seen more ads on a website I
I mean
He's a yo one trick
And he's fucking terrible
That's the craziest part bro. It's like dude my goodness. I mean it makes sense. You're
yawning one trick. You've lost every other game that you played on yawning. You're not
getting any better. Someone feeds one kill to your laner and you throw the game because
of it in three minutes like I get it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, we have a Vigor 80 carry.
be uh should be cool
all right chat what are we thinking here what do i need to play
I saw a lot of canes
Let's try caning out
Is this a blue or a red cane? I think it's a blue cane, right?
Oh my gosh, this guy has a program that says how our team comp is and where our strong suits are in
in silver? Holy shit. We're fucking locked boys. I have a great feeling about this.
I added him and I'm shit talking to him. If I say good is that, is that a bad thing?
yo go birds thank you again for the 25er I appreciate you man check we get some
love in it for go birds sorry gentlemen it has been a rough day on league my
god it's been a rough day bro
thank you man standard thank you for the two months bikini thing of the 17
months or bikini and Chris thank you so much for the tier one amazing
Thank you so much for the hundred bits. You should have backed up more importantly. He should have definitely joined in on that gank. Yeah, maybe what I need to do. Oh, yeah, the counter. Thank you, Jeff. Maybe what I need to do.
Shit, bro. I'm on Ward now. What do I do when I ward like this? I need a ward here. Bad. I need a ward here. Bad.
I drag him over here and I'll be seen
Come on full vision shit, bro
No, it the aggro is the jeech
My support walked over there and didn't place the ward off dude GGs. Oh, baby
I'll update it one of four chat remember it
He's on red okay I
Can't go over there bro. I can't go over there. I can't go over there. I should have when he
It's too late for me to go I can go his red after this clear once I have a so I can actually do something
Might be too late though
He might already be there to be honest
I was born in
despair and I alone
close to me
nice
close to me
close to me
close to me
Who wins early? Him or me?
Damn, okay. I'ma leave that camp then. Here's what it is. Here's the one camp lead. Success,
But maybe he didn't... maybe he didn't take everything.
Probably did, but maybe.
Brave does that damage, really.
He didn't take everything, wow.
Oh, he took my wolves.
Nice case scenario here.
The fuck was that?
Oh my gosh, what is this guy doing?
What is this guy's Claire right now?
This is clear, it took my wolves, it took my red, yeah, wolves should be back up, nice,
we got, I mean this is a great start for your boy, I don't know how we got here after being
But we somehow are in the best possible position right now looking bot again
There is a ward here sadly
Nice.
Okay.
No, I'm-I'm-listen, I'm KS on K all day, especially pre-blue.
More we KS, more faster we get blue.
Any flashes on me kills why you're never walked over
Love that from you brand brand brand brand brand brand brand brand nice kill this
It should be able to finish that
Nice
That wasn't me who flashed it was him you kill me
Support dies for shutdown. I'm feeling good about this game chat. I think the enemy team
might actually be worse than us pretty cool feeling now we have six he doesn't
I think this is an invade opportunity here now.
My gosh, I went out of the fucking oh, baby. Yeah, we're going here
He didn't die somehow.
Give it, give it, give it, give it, give it, give it, give it.
Yes, mate.
Give, give, give, give, give, give.
Give, give, give, give, give, give.
Doing very good right now.
Very good.
All right, we get the sweeper
We get sweeper a new song yes
We need to attack one more guy in order to get blue and then we're rocking.
save smite for drag 30 seconds
We won one!
We won a fucking game!
Oh my gosh, we won a game!
Wow!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
Wow, we did it!
We did it!
Yes!
Don't call it a comeback!
Nice!
We issued a penalty to Coop in your recent game.
Wait, who's that guy?
Was that the young? Who was that?
He was AFK. Wait, does that mean I didn't get the amount of LP I should have, or did
I still get a lot of LP? You got full amount. Let's go. We won a game. Oh my god. Skoo is
in pursuit of a bear that no one takes it in the Hollywood fuck Hollywood bunch of freaks
You know what Tom kentch is showing support let me get that swap support let me get that
I can't swap you freak. Thank
you.
They can. If it's on YouTube,
they definitely can. They
definitely can. I spend my
morning trying to keep up
with that. That's how big
one is. Here we are. Well,
clearly, there was no
in the shed so he is uh is that all great I can barely stand it and what
other bear ones do we have
take a back into the tree he's looking for a place to nap
Yeah.
Stu must be bored.
There ain't no cars to watch run around.
Oh, we are playing against the Vi.
Oh, shit.
What do we play against the Vi?
What was Vi's weakest champs?
What was Vi's weakest champs?
What fucks a Vi?
A brand.
Oh, we already got a brand, okay.
Counters.
What are we thinking here?
Warwick, Triad?
Oh my, oh, oh my God.
Oh no.
Last time I did this, it did not go well.
Maybe this will be the game.
Maybe this will be the game.
Oh, God, help me.
Any arms of an angel.
Let me go pee.
Lock in.
No, do not say 215.
Back to them.
I
So we're watching our mother-in-law's dog. It's a little Frenchy and
anytime anytime I try to take my foot and like move her over somewhere like if I
take my foot like nudge her she will attack my foot like she's been waiting
for that battle for years. She bucks my foot up and once she starts going there's no stopper.
She's like I gotta kill this foot or the foot's gonna kill me every time.
All right lock in boys here we go. 4 and 2 can we make it 4 and 3 can we break even on the
the day we win this we're back in gold
Get out of there set don't go crazy on me
Doing great so far doing great
Oh dude, let's go we have a sensible brand
Hi, I overstayed my welcome, huh?
Yeah, I overstayed my welcome.
I overstayed my welcome.
I should have got that feared and ran away.
my bad. Oh I guess Brand missed the stun as well. All good. No worries. Positive. Positivity.
But if you miss it again, I'll kill you.
the
later Terry
oh my goodness gracious
I don't know why next time I'm leaving
you gg's
all right fuck my team that's why i'm at now
two kills i've given away for no reason fuck everyone
mid laner fuck him top laner school i like the top laner but fuck the mid laner that was stupid
stupid stupid stupid stay i love the mid laner great job mid hey can we get a w mid in the chat
W min in the jab.
Hermit tilted, you must be new here.
You haven't seen what I've been through today.
You haven't seen the shit that I've seen.
Can we do this?
I'm twice the smite or this mid laner or this jungler is not mid lane mid lane on the mind
Oh shit whoopsies
Top lane's doing good. Top lane is I win one. I thought he got a kill
We need to go get that scuttle.
doing great just hope the buy is not here
Tom bitch their world where we fight that set no
That's cooked.
No way.
Why is the set just running away?
No way, why is the set just running away brother these people are fucking real
why are you running and not attacking a single fucking time what was that what
what the fuck am I playing what the fuck was that you're just sprinting
backwards for your life like I'm not there pinging to turn oh my god man who
are these people I was out watching oh my god I'm not talking to you guys I'm
not talking to you I'm not talking to you fuck everyone fuck you fuck the set
fuck Gav I said it
Fuck you!
Hey, don't say that!
Yeah, that's good bro.
You did this to yourself.
All right brand doesn't have eyes
He knew that shit was coming, he dodged it, motherfucker.
for the life of me brother I can't with these people on my team I do it I'm
about to crash the fuck out I'm about to crash the fuck out I'm about to start
slinging slurs it ain't even Saturday you know what I'm gonna do this how you
do that how I mute everybody
Oh problem's dead again
Problems dead again
I was a slash deafen knocking a deafen yet. I'm not a pussy. It's soon to have maybe
Nice brand I
Might be a pussy soon though and light you
there you go you happy you happy you fucking bitch you're gonna roast me but
you're not gonna say thank you got it
Yeah, dog!
And you overextended and you're dead.
this is turning though we are currently practicing for the AT&T annihilator
cup it's a $200,000 tournament one of the first weeks is League of Legends and
sadly the practice isn't going too good today yesterday was a good day today
Okay not so much.
Walk in front of that.
And a call easier for free.
Q's for free.
I'm not going to troll the Xerath anymore.
We're going to need him in order to win this game.
We're running right after this Tomcanchovs farm.
One-to-one drags. I'm getting pretty big. I'm not doing terrible here
I'm not doing terrible here
You
Not good
20 seconds still drag should have backed and got item to be honest I have a fucking big
body yet I'm clearing camps like an absolute noob because I am one is what it is I don't
think we're in any position to contest this drag either way though to be honest
I got all my shit stalling I'm here for this
And she don't went behind them there
Both in six seconds running past the colleagues here
Play this for the long game
probably the problem they're going for it jungler's not up
Yeah, I mean...
Hmm
One of all
All thing out like that wasn't terrible right
Yeah, I should hit somebody with it
Yeah, I guess I have that steel for the health steel as well
0 and 6 top lane
There you go big-ass.
Oh boy.
Okay, got him hopefully in the game a little bit.
He did absolutely no damage.
He walks up, we ult him, potentially kill.
Okay, maybe this.
We have numbers.
is bearing a bad call thank you boys thank you boy I did I'm trying trying
over here guys I promise I'm trying
I get one they get to I get one they get to I get one they get to just on
on reapeat man, Troll we can control.
We're at that point, man.
We're at that point where all those free kills that she's got in all game are starting to
hurt a little bit.
Nice.
Great ult.
We go for the scuttle
Just gotta keep just gotta hopefully Jen can continue to get big
WOLT WOLT W's in the chat W's in the chat. It was a great ult
I saw something in the top lane I'm kinch again
we go here right now we go full team here full team here full team here no
not a singular person came over here after all those things cool
I don't think we can do it by ourselves by our lonesome
Beautiful
Okay, doing good.
Not bad.
We'll go kill Tom Kinsh after this.
very good boys full clear set up for a potential baron we've cut the gap we've
got the gap we're doing okay now boys we're doing okay
We full clear this we see where we're at
I became a monster I always was I'm trolling wait why am I trolling?
I
Shen
Hey we're at that point with the enemy jungler where we can just fuck them up
whenever we want as long as we have ult. I think I even kill her if she like sits
there and trades with me I kill her as well.
I'm gonna throw this.
Okay, Scuttle.
Talk about it, talk about it, talk about it.
Let me go steal some camps, yep.
has 13 deaths.
You're still going to play league after the tournament.
I would have told you two years ago, hell no, league sucks ass.
Then I played in the first AT&T tournament and played league every single night from
that point on.
Then I played in the second one, did the same thing.
And here we are now.
Ahhhh.
I thought we had more time than that, but it's not looking good, boys.
Yeah.
Go ahead and back it up, Terry.
That all?
I mean, guys, I thought I was dead.
I was about to get hooked by Thresh's fucking hook, and I did not want to die to be honest with you, so here's what it is.
Troll me all you want. I didn't die, it's worth it to me.
We're going here right now.
in top I don't know I'd rather just you bearing is bearing a bad idea I don't
thing is enough time. Ain't this the safer idea? Honestly I probably should have just
waited for drag. Why are we, why are we everywhere but on the objective? I don't understand.
Why these fucking people are as dumb as they are. How do I have so many people coming
on a spawn not one person comes here
and now we have to fight for it bro we could finish that in two seconds
I
Didn't stand
Friends that again nice
I didn't need to flash that, yeah I don't play this champ very much, I don't know what
I need to and what I don't need to be done.
If I have next item, I don't.
It's full clear.
Get very very large and then we potentially end
Yeah, I'm getting steric snacks for sure holy shit man, I'll tell you this much there does absolute damage
Don't know how that Akali is the tankiest fucking player on the map, but she is
And he's dead, maybe not
Nice job everybody.
Fortune absolutely zero mana.
Where is my Zerath going? Where is my Zerath going? Where is my Zerath going, brother?
Where is my Xerath going?
Where is my Xerath going?
into the fucking game! You have to lose fucking morons!
I just I don't comprehend you know
What what is my team doing you're 11 and 7 we're fighting a mid lane with one down and you run to the bot lane to clear a here of waves I
Don't understand what like how is this game still going?
Walk back in I don't know
I don't know why I'm even looking to clear camps I'm I'm I'm checked. I don't know go after this ad carry
Here, everyone here and then we end. Everyone here and then we end. Stay together.
I'm taking the range!
We're going baron!
Everyone here!
Everyone here!
Everyone here!
Everyone here!
I'm taking the range!
I want to hear yes chef!
Mods if chat isn't saying yes chef ban them.
Now we end.
Alright we're back, we're back, we're back, back.
Back then end.
I swear I swear on everything I swear on everything
Good good now we keep going we keep going push I just wasted everything not good not
a good look for your boy. Yeah, I'd love that from you. It doesn't matter. Set ends.
Set ends. Set ends.
No, just keep saying yes, Chef. Just keep saying yes, Chef. You got to do things to get your team to push.
And that's what I had to do to get him to push. Now sing YMCA!
I
one more game one more game that's all I'm asking I'm not asking for a lot I'm
asking for one more good game actually nine more good games but we'll take one
more almost even on the day oh sure yes sir have this spot next song what a
great what up what a banger what a banger
Your sea is backwards. I'll show you something backwards
It's looking like a Vi game.
It's looking like a Vi game.
Xerath, Nukum, Pyke, Nukum, who's next?
Hutch is the only streamer I've seen actually have fun playing this game.
I got so mad yesterday, I popped a blood vessel in my left eye.
Trust me, I'm not having fun.
Sure.
Oh, Tengelani?
What do I play?
I think I'm gonna...
Volley?
Okay, you know what that means.
Anunu.
I thought you'd never hit me.
Oh, Moomoo I mean.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I thought- I thought- wait, hold on.
I thought you guys said if any game I want to pick Voli and I should pick a Moomoo
man.
Is that not the conversation with- oh, shit!
I thought that's what we agreed on!
You said that earlier today!
You said if you're gonna pick Vali, just pick up Moo Moo!
Oh!
God fuck up!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
So you guys are just fucking me today.
Is that what we're doing?
You just bended me over in broad daylight and smacked my ass like my name is Ashley.
What the hell is going on in here?
Are you kidding me?
Yes, Chef. Don't you? Yes, Chef.
chef today, you mother, sous chef, what did you say to me?
Don't cut the colapia right now.
That's it, that's it.
That's it, all of you are on pastry duty
for the next three fucking hours.
Pastry duty, go get to work.
Go get to work.
Go get to work.
Damn it, I don't care.
I don't care.
My boy Mitch might join after this game
Go birds with the king gifted my man bring this back to 9k subs go birds thank you so
much for the 10 or 60 subs away. If you got your prom, use it. If you got your prom, use
it. Uncle, thank you so much for the father as well. W's into chat. W's into chat. Six
million to light.
Ben was thinking for the prom. Here's thinking for the prom. Will is thinking for the
prime saucy thank you for the prime for thank you for the prime we got a prime wave
prime wave you better be lifting up your arms prime wave millie t-rob anthony eagle thank you
would you miss we won a game that really didn't seem winnable and we're we're on peak we're on
Mount Everest of peak but then I picked the worst character possible for this comp so it
is what it is. We'll see what happens. B town, thank you for the prime.
I'll go with another father who's thank you my friend thank you thank you thank you for
love everybody thank you for the gift the subs i appreciate y'all thank you so much
w's in the chat for everybody rolling in i i know we got some people that gonna be
late to the party but we gotta lock and change the song
not this one not this one now
Lock in. Lock in.
Thank you so much for the 10 gifts it made me
Oh, there by
You're gonna ping me off the rip
You're gonna ping me off the rip you what are you a fucking psychopath?
You're gonna set me off this early you piece of shit
I WANTED IT!
Come play with me.
Okay
Who can it be now
Oh
Fantastic clear right now absolutely fantastic clear. I'm looking bot lane
Oh shit run for your lives
So Juani don't be here
He'll up off this crab then we go back
What's the health looking like it's not good
Coming back coming back coming back coming back
No mana, no mana, no mana, no mana, no mana, look in, look in!
No I missed, oh it's failed, oh it's beautiful!
Oh dude, our AD carry is just not walking up, our AD carry is not walking up.
Run for your life, it was a terrible gank and I'm sorry.
Oh
Okay
Fuck you bitch fuck you fuck you
Nice
I
Was doing business papa was doing business give me that you give me that you you better give me that you I swear
I'll fucking throw you piece of shit
Alright, we're gonna lock it in, turn the music down just a hair.
That's where we got.
I'm a little low on health, I don't like that.
I think they're on drag right now to be honest, I should have warded.
FDL would not be happy about this.
I do have ult.
Their jungler doesn't.
You go take a peek here.
Yep, they're on it.
I'm looking.
Not good.
Not good at all.
I dodge that.
maybe he cleans maybe he cleans it's not good it's not good it's not good it's
not good it's not good Talon you're dead as well Talon I'm gonna let you know
bot lane is as useful as shit flavored lollipops brother as shit flavored
lollipops not a ping not a message not a fucking carrier pigeon was sent to us
saying that bot lane is coming okay so you need to lock the fuck in with your
two kills right now it's me and you that's it that's all we got that's all
we got although I will say I didn't see a ping from you either the mid lane was
missing I'm just gonna put that out there I don't I know you're my only
friend right now but we on this island together you ate all the coconuts
everything's fine
Oh
It's not good boss. It's not good boss. It's not good boss. It's not good boss. It's not
good boss. It's not good. Swain is so large that he can 1v3 us. It's not good. He didn't
even have a kill by the way. He 1v3ed us and he had no kills in the top lane.
The 1v3 does and he has 0 kills. What a champ. What a champ.
Fox should do the Teemo. He doesn't deserve it but he's getting it anyways. Also just
I realized I maxed my Q before my E, it's GG's.
It's not lost yet.
We're okay.
Just don't know how we're gonna kill swine like I don't know what kills him on our team. Maybe
Hey, I'm dead
We're giving yet another objective guys, okay sounds good great work everyone
Great work everyone
Okay, oh support stayed in a bush support is now dead
Good job support everyone W support in the chat this Lux
We have had this will be our fifth Lux and out of all I'm gonna ban Lux. I've made my mind
We're banning Lux after this game
We have to I
I keep getting luxes on my team and they keep having speech impediments every single one of them
If they nerf lux this season, yeah, it's fucking over
Let me give you a hug.
Yes chef.
Yes chef.
I don't know what that noise was.
I just auto-picked that instead of boots. I'm gonna cry
Sweeper DL said ward if you're behind sweeper if you're ahead this is about as behind as one can be
Hold on
Very good
Okay
My support has no interest in helping us
We gotta hope this talent is just the most go-to talent to ever exist ever that's where we're at
Looking bot lane
I'm for sure onward he's a beast he's a beast he's a beast yep there goes get away from
me I'm on fire I'm on fire
you're fucking dead buddy I don't know what else I can do I don't know I don't
I really just don't get it at this point we have to HP and we're running out of
full health bike I mean it's just huge GG's GG's GG's
GG-GG-GG-GG-GG-GG-GG!
Let's- Let's go and clear all of our ship.
You should flash-Q that.
Let's find some friends!
Yeah, maybe.
8-No pike?
Ouch.
Oh, smaller scales!
Alright, note to self. Chat was wrong yet again. Just because it's a volley game does
not mean it's a moomoo game. It's good to know. It's good to know that. Do we have
to learn it the hard way? Yes we did. At least we know now. Oh my sweet heavens. Not looking
good
bitch
I'm not looking good at all.
We have a, just in case anyone was wondering, the game that we lose again, we have a one
and 10 I repeat a 1 and 10 bot lane 1 and 10 case if I was wondering the common occurrence
every time we lose a game
one in ten bot lane
go try for the schedule
Where are we going?
No way!
Oh, you're right. The 1 and 0 jungler is the difference maker. You guys are right.
Fuck you.
I smoldered never seen a front line smolder before but you're looking great, bud
That chickens voice is an easy choice here
this is an easy choice here gentlemen we win one and we get the short bus delivering our
80 carrying our support the very next game. Pretty sweet to be honest.
Even the game you won the ball aim was asked to opera. It's bad. It's it's every game man. It's every single game. It's sad
Very sad sad days sad days sad days don't really know what you do
Good trade doesn't matter though
Well, shimalia let's go ahead and ff guys
Well, again, I mean, it's just a problem with playing these types of champs.
Like I just, I can't really do much and relying on my team, you might as well just say GG's
before the game starts. Not good. You're saying good. Allen, you're fucking dead, buddy. You're
not dead. Nice.
and now I like to slay him
YMC is the best, yeah I too
I don't know what's going on here.
You understand why I'm still in this game.
Oh, W prediction.
I have a question chat on this champ, if my team is hard losing and I need to be damaged
would I max W instead of Q now?
I feel like that's what I should have done because we have zero damage anywhere.
Bye smolder. Oh, and nine. Good work.
Honestly, just bad luck, buddy.
Gotta go sweeper. Our support is not running sweeper.
Oh, I know it's an FF, our team won FF.
Another one of those, another one of those, another one of those.
Hold on, I didn't cut.
Nice try Lux. Nice try. Drag up at 46. That's what our main focus should be gentlemen.
I didn't buy sweeper again. I'm fucking stupid
This is I mean this is a go-to scenario so Johnny's top we should go here
No one's walking up
He went right on the middle of me so bad
Check in on our our support and spawn check it on our team. Oh getting a towers check it on our ad carry a mid lane
clearing waves and this is soul correct okay W all
Let's go ahead and lock in this real quick, oop, oop, hop.
Sports fine, Teemo, I mean listen, Teemo's doing Teemo things.
Literally just the one and ten guy absolutely fucked everyone
Keep talking shit to him
Yo, Marb, thank you so much for the 13 months Bronx. Thank you so much for the prime appreciate you guys man
Another wash another wash another wash that's stolen feels bad
Huge wave top.
I'm gonna be real, yeah, I want this game to end and I wanna play a game where it's
actually winnable, man.
the team an FF opportunity again. They all say no. You know the worst part about this
is I feel like if you are one in ten, you should have an opinion when it comes to FFing
or not. I feel like there's a certain level that like if you're throwing a game your opinion
shouldn't matter because you're the one who put your team in this position to begin with.
Everyone else should be able to decide, not you. It's because of you we're here.
I just want to make sure everybody knew that Smolder was alive.
It's honestly good comps because he has 11 deaths, so typically he's dead.
I
Tilted 180 yeah, yeah, especially on a big game like this one this this sucks
This sucks. I mean, I just again, man, I don't I don't really understand why why I'm selling this game.
We have a three and 29. No, a three and 19 bot lane.
We're gonna I'm gonna pull up the the day after this and I want you guys to understand why I'm so tilted.
You're going to see the worst bot lane statistics you've ever seen in your entire life and quite
literally all of my games today.
We haven't had one good bot lane today or it's not even good.
We haven't had one winning bot lane today.
Fuck being good.
Just a winning bot lane.
We haven't had one.
I'm sure dead again boss.
You guys fucking win the game already? Holy shit, man.
They're mad at me for stealing that, hehehehe.
Ditch.
I should have walked into the smolder.
should have walked into the smolder
League is a hard game to learn.
Easy game to learn, hard game to actually do well in because what you run into is, is
you run into the people who were all hated, you know what I mean, like, you run into
people that their entire lives, they have just been hated and they're just like the
worst kind of human beings, as you can see, exhibit A.
Yeah, dude, just the worst the worst human beings play this game
It's one of the greatest games ever made with the worst communities to ever exist
I'm still this bitch watch this shit. I
Don't have smite, but I have you they walk it out not good
I mean I can't walk up
I'm not gonna be fast enough for this to use
You will not pass me.
I'm holding this line. No one's allowed to pass. Back up! Back up, motherfucker! Back up!
Get away from me! Get out of here!
I don't know what happened to bot lane.
They didn't play.
Brother, this team is so bad, they still haven't ended yet, man.
How have they not ended?
They just had Elder.
They're up 44 to 19 and the game is still going.
That is how terrible they are.
And it just doesn't matter.
Because we had two cocksuckers feed them to infinity and beyond.
The Lux only hit me, dude, she only hit me with like three of her ults, man.
Great ult, Lux.
You'll hit one of them at some point, buddy.
Is it over?
the
Holy Vagra!
Shove all lanes! Shove all lanes!
Any 1500 gold shit balls. No, we're already here. Might as well see you through.
I
Might as well see it through boys
I thought that was the enemy I thought it was dead again.
4.
ROUND 4!
Nemo said stacks do what again?
Oh, it's fucking over, man.
Fuck you.
End your wave.
I
Oh, I got up Terry I get up Terry
The juice
They're fighting while you're doing nothing
I know your schools that you went to and the classes that you were in
You you had to be one of the dumbest motherfuckers in there. You had to have been
You're talking to me about playing correctly
I have a 8 and 15 mid laner is what it is
He at least played the game until they were carried to infinity and beyond a 3 and 15 80 carry with
15 deaths and only 19,000 damage which is honestly impressive a 3 and 12 support
3 and 12 support and honestly they slowed it down they had
What 15 deaths pre 15 minutes?
Let's go ahead and check out the match history today. Why don't we gentlemen?
First or the last game we only watched this game or saw this game the game that we won
We won our first successful and okay bot lane just kidding a brand that went 7 and 17.
Game we won on Kane our bot lane have three kills and they forfeited WS.
Vi game three and four, three and ten.
Vi game five and 11, one and 11.
Vi game is the same one.
game. Four and eight, four and six. Honestly, this one's on us. Two and seven. It was a
rough game for your boy. Happens. Zack game. Twenty and two. Two and ten. And we lost this.
I will say I do not know how this guy had 20 kills. He might have been one of the
worst 80 carries of the day, but somehow he was absolutely thumping people. Is this
from today? I don't remember when this game was. Anyways, 2-6-0-5. I mean, what do you
do? What do you do? We, we have had, how many Luxes have we had on our team? That's a good
com. How many Luxes have we had? We've had one. At least three. So the two wins we did
not have a Lux. Lost Lux. Lost Seraphine. Lux, Lost. Lux, Lost. Lux, Lost. Shot of all
the games we've lost today. Another Lux, two and seven. Another useless fucking Lux. Another
Lux. I'm banning Lux. I'm banning Lux. I'm banning Lux. I'm banning Lux. That's our fix. We're
banning it. No, I don't need to look at support and look at assists, brother. You do not die
15 times and say look at my assists you do not you don't the only person that can say that is the
20 kill 80 carry game that is the only one you cannot die
15 times and you're 80 carry be behind and say look at my assists
You can't
Y'all want to go back and look and see what happened in that smolder game. I'm honestly so down
Let's look I would love to let's see let's see exactly what happened
It's his first death here
This is the gank this is the gank I believe
It's not the game so he gets stunned. See you later
This is the game miss the queue
He gets jerk he gets jerk off
Smolder is cssing honestly on me is what it is. I died
No, I don't die. I don't die. I don't die at all
If anything, I backed him up up to fucking smolder
So it wasn't my fault
Just take another look here
Back it up back it up Terry. Let's see this dragon develop. So we're here. They're doing drag
My support's there
Where's my ad carry? Oh, he's fucking dead of course he is or no he backed
We die on drag, try to steal it, not a good idea, R.I.P.S. Support rotates, it is what it is.
I want to see where all these deaths happened.
Okay, how are we here? How do you have 50 health and you're up on top of tower?
She tanks a tower shot and dies.
No Emperor just accepted death, okay?
And again, I'd like to point something out.
She is sprinting, sprinting at the pike who has more health than she does in this moment.
good?
hey
honestly understandable there see the next one
Ah, shit.
Again, frontlining smolder.
I think that could honestly be a bot.
maybe age that loss was on hutch.
You just tried to tell me there's no way that you use your brain to think and you say
that.
Am I perfect though?
Was that a great game?
No.
Did I miss pick 100% but again you cannot watch what we just watched and a pike gets 15
kills before 20 minutes on just the bot lane alone and say that.
you can't. Yeah, I'll update. Oh my God, what a terrible day of league. What a terrible,
terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible day of league. The best part about it is I guarantee
you not one of these motherfuckers get banned. But if I said fuck you bot lane, I'd get
ban for three days with a chat ban for seven days.
I didn't ban Lux.
I'm not going to say anything.
I'm not going to say anything. It's my bad.
If I see a Lux get locked in,
i will crash the fuck out
as swayed a carry i've seen a work
the bot lane just swap the support
and they're both picking at the same time
We might be chocked, gentlemen.
Oh, it was an 80-carry thrash.
Oh, they're duo-queued.
OK.
Hey, I'll take a duo-queue.
I hope they're goaded.
We already know they're going to be sucking each other off,
so I can't take no fights with nobody.
Zimzal.
I think we go Vi here, no?
I'm one trick, yo.
Never played anyone else before.
Do not tell me this is the same game.
Do not tell me this is the same game.
Do not, do not tell me this is the same game.
It's the last one.
No, no, dodge, dodge, dodge it, dodge it.
Dodge it. Dodge it. Dodge. Dodge. Dodge! Don't do this! Don't do this! Please, God, don't do this!
Dodge! Dodge! Dodge! No! God, motherfucker!
It's cooked. It's cooked. You guys have no idea who this young is. You have no idea who
this guy is. I think I might actually still have his shit pulled up. But I still have
his shit pulled up. I guarantee you it's this guy. I guarantee you. I guarantee you
it's him. I guarantee you will it tell us if it's him? Oh my God, he just lost his last
game as well. It might be him. He went 23 and nine. This is our game right here. One
and six. Is this him? Please don't tell me it's him, bro. Please. Please. Is there
any way I can tell if it's him. 23 and 9 and lost let me tell you what happened. I mean
but here's the thing you guys look at the damage bro and you're thinking like man this
guy's good brother he probably baited his entire team and KS his way to like he is
So fucking bad, man. How can I tell do I have to turn off streamer mode to see?
Touch and help I haven't won a game of five hours, brother. I've been in hell myself
There ain't no help here. We got no soldiers to spare. Okay
We, we eat rice cakes as well, my friend, it ain't no better over here.
It is no better over here.
Anything, someone capture that guy?
Do not let him go back to his village.
We're going to need to have him work for us at this point.
We need more soldiers.
There was a song I needed.
was this one gentlemen this doesn't happen by chance this doesn't happen by
chance this is what I needed after a day of hell
we cannot give up walking we can do this play smart play smart play right
We're gonna be okay. I don't I don't get to see his name till after the game. Let's act like we don't know who it is
Lock in
just remember Riven's ult does more damage to enemies that have already taken damage
don't use it on full health enemies okay my god it's a first time Riven your first
timing Riven?
Lock in lock in we're got to carry
you should even do damage to him
help
I don't need a plan.
I don't know why I did this first, I'm not too sure.
I'm looking at bot
It's over, DG's.
You like that flash though?
Flash was cool right?
Flash Q?
Flash Q was pretty cool.
Q was pretty cool other than the fact that we died right after.
You gave a free kill I'm about to give you a free I don't know I don't know I could come up with something that the split second that I was thinking fuck you
How's bot lane doing oh no, okay, I don't know cheating whatever fuck it
Alright, hold it long enough, do damage boys.
Alright, GGs, it's over.
It's over GGs.
GGs, GGs, GGs, GGs, GGs, GGs, GGs, GGs, GGs, GGs, GGs, GGs, GGs, GGs, GGs,
GG's GG's GG's GG's GG's GG's GG's I've went two different places and the
jungler has matched me in both spots at the exact same time I was there he's
fucked me up both times I may have kept farming fuck all lanes unless it's a
free kill check in on the top lane okay all right I'm looking good all right
wonderful this is really good
I'm doing this
Reno two and oh one and oh two and oh
I'm not going up there I've learned my lesson the hard way many of times helping losing
lanes losing for a reason we're not going up there there she goes
I don't need a plan.
He's asking for a gank, Swing can go fuck himself.
Actually, I'll go over there.
I didn't mean that, I didn't mean that, I didn't mean that.
Can you hit the... Thank you.
I'm going to go and walk up to the Yasu and I'm going to fight him heads up, one and four.
I mean it's the first time Riven, like they even said in chat, it's a duo, it's a duo
And he said who cares run ribbon
Top lane turret is down at exactly 10 minutes
My top laner is level 7 Yasu level 10
I'm trying to think I'm getting ghosted.
I'm trying to think I'm getting ghosted.
He has matched me now three consecutive times in a row.
no drag up I mean I guess they're scuttle here but why is he running towards bot lane
while his bot lane has shoved the ad carry in our support under tower.
You took his top jungle?
Yeah maybe.
You might be right son.
And my Thresh has left the game while getting killed.
That's not worth walking over there.
Everyone's leaving.
Everyone's leaving.
Honestly, this is good though, because now we can report them and we lose less LP,
This is good.
What a fucked up day.
a fucked up day man what a fucked up day
that's job swing GGs GGs another great game another great game all the way
way around. Another great game all the way around. And Thresh came back so we don't get
Let's go ahead and report the fresh for being AFK, because that's how that works.
Things will never happen!
Oh and a 66 CS
Here he goes again, let's watch this one
I
Say you should go pro. I don't know why he's the strength be honest with you playing that well
guys there's no massive shutdown it's it's it's just over again you can't you
can't have someone go 0 and 9 and get excited like this is just this is just
I mean
Nine kills with 1,000 800 or nine deaths with 1,800 damage. How do you do?
1,800 damage in nine deaths. You're not even trading with the motherfucker. You're just dying instantly
Oh, is it the same guy? Let me see. Wait, was that him? Was that the guy?
Was it A mark? No, I want to look at who this guy is.
So you're, do you only play Yone? That is all you play as well?
That is all you play?
No wonder people go insane playing this game. This is miserable today.
Oh, it's the normal thing for him. 0-9, 1-10, 1-7, 2-12, 1-15, Riven. He's actually played Riven before.
Riven before he went 1 and 15 in that game as well 2 and 13 5 and 13
Okay
I want you hit emerald. Yeah, good luck seeing me on this game until I hit emerald. Oh my god
I just fucking locked in you
All right.
Top lane tilted incoming wait, what do you mean I?
Don't mean bro. I just want to I just want to play the league man like I feel like I haven't really played league today
I've had nothing, but like these games all day long
Like from start to finish I've had just a it's either top bot someone on my team and don't get me wrong
I understand I'm not playing great
but
It's every game man every game we just have somebody who has what's what's a good pick here?
I think I'm just gonna play
I'm just gonna play by
Go play some bye fuck it. I don't care
Go crit by I go crit by here
Hell no
Hope I picked the wrong one well shit boss that was the worst one I could actually know that one's okay. I was the
No, that one's good. All right, we're okay
Three and six now yes, sir. Yes, sir
Yes, sir. All right, we're changing the playlist I can't listen to this song anymore
I can't listen to this type of music whenever I'm getting this shit beat out of me
Good luck, thank you brother
If you hit a wall, hit it hard.
Now is there a world where I ever take this and then go here or no?
actually no way
I'm confused on why she came over so late, maybe she just laid from spawn, and I'm also
confused on why top lane was sitting in that bush waiting for it. I was definitely not on
Yeah, that's recessed great
Yeah, but I'm more confused on why the top laner was there that's more than anything like why in that bush
Why are you there?
all right we're all right we're all right we're all right what a fucked up day man
Quickly, Mundo, he should be just playing to level 6 anyways and beating the fuck out
of him.
Well back cancel. Oh, yeah
Please be on my side Skrull
4-stop.
If you shouldn't be coming over I'm gonna save my smite, but don't bounce.
Next, next, all right, not the start we want, not the start we want.
new rock down to electric ever knew I see you by I see you by your backing
Okay
You better run down to electric avenue
They're posturing in the bot lane
You think that maybe the fucking jungler is coming guys? Maybe they're walking towards you with 3 HP
You hit a wall, hit it hard.
Happy to be alive happy to be alive windows died once
How do I mute
There we go I
I refuse to talk to the short bus or if you talk to the short bus
Trying to get me chat banned. I know what he's doing. I've done it before myself
I
Got a cell
And GGs appreciate you walking man, I'm sorry I miss shit balls
Nice!
Maybe a kill, maybe?
No way that misses, bro! Actually no way!
What the fuck? We go here, maybe? You have ult?
Nah, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't. Fuck it. Fuck it, we got one!
Can't believe that one ability miss bro. I thought that was right on him
How are your ankles shattered shattered my friend shattered my mental shambles
Absolute shambles
Absolute shambles
get hurt forever and together would not be sweet woohoo
Yee-hoo!
I kind of have ult here. I'd love to do something to bot lane.
we have a chance here oh shit
please somebody I should have uh
shouldn't have walked through the jungle I should have uh ulted and then queued
I can't type to Kate. I've already muted her. She's fucking retarded
Great job, Kate. Way not to walk up there girl. I think you landed zero abilities. That was awesome
Honestly, it was a delight to watch
Kill this jungler it's not not nearly as bad as what it is I
Should have I should have picked sweeper
like brother I'm I'm dickin balls from her bro fuck man
And everyone backed, we're not doing drag, it is what it is.
How about you shut the fuck up, how about that, if you consider that.
Shut up, Fragus!
Shut the fuck up, Fragus!
Shut up!
I needed you to tell me that.
I needed you to yell at me.
Fuckin! We're live!
Oh, sweet Jesus.
Oh my god, who TP'd?
Oh, he missed everything.
out of here out of here out of here out of here out of here backing
Maybe yeah, baby
Klan's over there having a fucking con nip shim bro
I went for bot lane nothing's changed nothing's changed
We're in this position every single game. It is what it is
Every game same position bot lane's feeding we got to pick up the scraps is what it is
is. Our support is officially roaming. Honestly, best case scenario.
Looking
At a boy at a boy at a boy great work. I'm out of there fuck everybody
I'm coming big dog
Almost.
Is that a bad play by me coming bot lane during that whole thing or should I have went and
stole his camps
hey baby
30 minutes. Yeah, I won't, I don't know, maybe. Okay, are you? You want me to? Yeah.
me shout you in 30 what we'll talk about it after I get off the stream we
You want me to meet her right now?
Well, that sucks.
That fucking blows
All the basekeeper running running running running
I love you.
I don't know, man.
I don't know own 4 ready carry
Oh I was on complete vision right there I thought I wasn't on vision Hoopsie
oopsies my goodness gracious bro
Here I am
If I could left go on top lane can't do anything against the 1v2
Everybody can go up with this
oh man there's just no one in this huh yeah there's no one in that there's no
winning that at all there's no winning that job I think I don't know bro I
I don't know.
It's winnable.
We're okay.
But my god, man, I guess we just got to let the Viagra deal with the Renekton.
I think my biggest thing on Viagra is I just got to learn like who I do damage to
and who I don't.
I guess that's why I got to look at what they're building.
He's like, dude, he doesn't have anything.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We got to learn the champ, I guess.
I don't know.
I thought I was just going to cut through him a little bit more than that.
Two levels above me.
Yeah, I guess I got to look at that, huh?
I
Hey drags up we have absolutely zero presence but hey drags up by the way
Oh, did you...
Where's our Mundo chasing down the mid lane, man?
I'm not sure if I'm going to get that.
I'm going to have to back up.
Nice boys.
should not use all of our support there stupid as fuck of me I was afraid he was gonna get
away. 1,400.
Maybe we can steal some here.
Nada.
Keep them honest.
Nice!
Fuck you, Moondale.
Good luck.
80 carries 1v1ing the top lane.
Beautiful.
Good!
Hold on!
Hold the fucking phone, boys!
starting to look up a little bit.
Vyger is massive, we're making okay plays right now, we're kind of doing things a little
bit.
Shibbles.
And you go get that turtle.
And you go get that turtle.
double lift loves turtles I gotta go get that turtle
don't go crazy now don't go crazy now y'all doing great
turtles gone I repeat turtle is gone
If you get along.
Very good.
Very good. Here we go.
very good we go right here now very good boys very good someone needs to check that bot
laner my crazy for one to do this right now and I don't really understand why
no one came Baron my fucking going crazy like what what just happened
Like now they can contest that and we're backing like
I got time.
I'm back and off of african, okay?
Don't die without me please.
Nice not bad there
not bad I want to get too excited I'm trying to keep my composure is getting real hard
multiple ways
Nice
Oh
We ending
BANG!
and and and
leaving up to no chance leaving up to actually fucking we fight
Fuck this! I'm ending!
Oh my gosh!
Is this what Winden's like?
Is this what, is this what Winden's like?
It's supposed to be gold.
Look at that, look at that. The viagra, the viagra is just
just pumping bro. The viagra is just pumping bro. You said Gigi's because of bot lane.
Well typically in my games when bot lane starts doing things like they were just doing they
They end up going zero when 37.
You know, history typically repeats itself in this game,
sadly.
Ouch, what?
I mean, am I crazy for saying that the bot lane was pretty fucking
useless in this game as well?
Is that is that a crazy thing to say that bot lane was also useless again?
I can't go bot lane trust me out of already went top or something else other than jungler.
But we got to practice jungle.
The fury and briar or briar game.
Yeah, soon.
That's gonna be my LG today.
We streamed for like 13 hours yesterday boys.
Wife wants to go and chill for a little bit.
You know she makes the rules.
She makes the rules.
We'll be back on here again tomorrow. I got no plans to play anything else. I don't know what else there is to play
We might start with arc with Nick Merck's potentially tomorrow and then switch to league
But we're definitely gonna be playing league at some point. I'll have to see how I'm feeling in the morning
On on if I want to partake we're ending the day
What are we in today?
Four and six yet
That's not good, not the best of days, but with how our teams were today, ending with
four and six is honestly a blessing, honestly, a complete blessing.
Chad, I appreciate you guys, man.
Thank you for the two.
I will make sure I charge my mouse.
Chad, I appreciate you all, man.
Thank you all so much for chilling.
I love y'all.
Probably potentially back on tonight to hang out with the boys. I'd definitely be there for the for the goofy games
But I don't know if I'm gonna be there for the arc, dude. I I
Don't know. I might be a little arched out
The servers are just it's a fucking racist war zone. It's a war zone of racism. It's unbelievable
But I appreciate you guys man. Thank y'all so much for chilling. Have a great rest of your night
Thank you all for hanging today, dudes. I'm gonna send everyone over to the 24 seven channel. Yeah, maybe we'll convince Nick to download and play
Leave tomorrow with us that could be a lot of fun me and Nick playing league would be peak
I'm a text them tonight and see if he wants to chat. I love you ggs. Freish. Thank you. I'll see y'all tomorrow
later