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TACO TUESDAY | CINCO DE MAYO! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? WE DINE IN HELL! !att !dayz
05-05-2026 · 9h 22m
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I'm feeling like a ball of bad-burdened
What are we gonna do?
I'm not fake smile gleaming
Yet I'm a lie that you choose to believe in
Guess the truth kinda lost all meaning
And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I've been a loving lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
And picking it up when I'm better
This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start sucking some dick
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Get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it.
I say, people, what what you gonna do?
You gotta get on the roof!
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty dude.
What should I do?
and I'm still mid-dirty-duke.
What should I do?
Fight the strength!
Go!
Good morning, gentlemen.
It's late.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
What's going on?
What's happening?
Good day.
Good day.
Good day.
My lights not on.
twice but me to tears
damn it season 3 ouch
good morning good morning good morning good morning
hello hello
coming back coming back
good morning ah fuck I lost
well well good morning everyone
I never would stay going today, man. You guys doing great y'all having a fantastic day
I'm rich rich but from the gamble you rich rich in calorie
Let's see that you a tall boy like me. I don't know. I don't know if I like you calling me boy
Appreciate you man. Big Dirk with a five get in my man. Thank you so much for love, bro
How we doing man? We're doing great. We're doing great braw. I woke up this morning. I felt like
Somebody done punch me to face nine times last night
nine
Times I feel like somebody did beat the shit out of me. Did peanut in the squad get to that last level?
On game over friends or no?
They beat the game that's awesome. Oh
Was it after the I alt that or I left and then they all that for and they were able to take that run to beat it
Yeah, let's see
Hell yeah, bro. I like how I was blamed for that loss when we had a minute and forty seconds left and peanuts had
Everybody just go fucking gamble, bro. I was doing six hundred thousand dollar spins on minds
I was just doing six hundred K. I was just picking random ones. Just blow it up to hell
Allergies no, I do I literally I woke up
Look, 25 minutes ago.
Oh God, I gotta get this, hey,
this MF copy estimation, Mark copy in the chat
in my system stat, stat.
Missouri, thank you so much for the three months.
Cannon, Darth, just thank you guys so much for the subs.
Castro, Grimm, Nate, Fox, Brock and Joe, thank you as well.
All right, what are we playing today?
We are starting on some Arc Raiders.
gonna be gaming arc with Nick or as some people call him Lil Nick and then they
are going to be going over like later like way later to go play apex now I'm
gonna be honest with you I'm gonna I'm trying to just like chill on arc today
but if this sucks we'll leave early if it sucks we're gonna leave early yeah it's
pretty much it man it's pretty much it it's pretty much it it's the gameplay it's
the gameplay cloak is on what's cloak playing
get down down down
he kind of just got on arc cook use that open cook use that open potion clips in
the chat potion clips in the chat
Good Q's open
Yo, big dog, thank you so much for the five gifted baby. I appreciate you man. I
Appreciate you. I appreciate you. WC the chat for big dog coming in with a fiver
Zoltank thank you so much for the 31 months big man
Thank you, thank you back. Oh
It's too much quiet going on right now.
You gotta turn on a little bit of background noise.
Yo, good morning, Fuzzy.
Morning chat, happy Cinco de Mayo.
Appreciate the morning streams.
Absolutely, great.
It's good to see you.
Is your team gonna train for the tournament?
I'ma be honest.
I feel like I'm the only one fucking training, man.
Obviously, double lift, but he just plays league.
And Yvonne, us three, we're training,
but the fucking slackers, peanut,
slacking,
Nade Shot.
I don't even know where the hell he,
does this Nade Shot know we're having an AT&T tournament
for $200,000?
Has anyone told him?
Has anyone told him?
Anybody told him?
Does he know?
I haven't even seen him live.
Hell.
He's rich. He don't care. That's true. True. True. He rich. You're rich, Gupa.
I have some shoulder issues. I'm noticing gaming are keeping the issues around. Didn't you talk micro movements from gaming affecting your shoulder?
Yeah. It's what's that shit called?
Like a pinch to basically whatever you're gaming.
This is what I was told by my doctor, whatever you game in your, your, your, your first instinct is to roll your shoulders forward.
Which puts them in like a not neutral state, which is already flexing muscles, but those muscles that are being flexed.
are not like flexed as in flexed, but they're just like maximum what's the word I'm looking for
just maximum flexion. It's not that you're they're like trying to be like strong or whatever
it's just that they're they're reaching that like where they can be before you have to really force
them there and then whenever you're gaming like you don't think it but whenever you're especially
whatever you're playing on mouse and keyboard. What's the picture for the race left-handed pitcher
while back? He was the ace, I'm forgetting his name, but he was playing a lot of Xbox and he
literally quit because they were seeing, Snell, there it is, they were seeing that he was getting
like early signs of carpal tunnel from him playing so much and he wasn't able to control
how much weight he was putting on the baseball. True story, you can look it up on
none. So the difference with mouse and keyboard is, is that that shoulder is
like rotated forward and whenever you're playing, whenever you're moving your
mouse just like that ever so slightly, you are micro flexing all of those muscles
in your shoulder. More importantly for me, what fucked me up with my pronator. So
So whenever you're sitting here and you're moving your mouse every little bit like this,
right, you go right, you go left, that entire time you are flexing that pronator.
I think I personally think now years later, I think that's what flared mine up is playing
so much video games.
I think that's what that's what made my pronator flare up and hurt so much.
But obviously, you know, you're hearing this, not because I'm smart, but because I'm regurgitating
what my doctors told me.
Wolf Rage, thank you for the two.
Thank you for the content.
I've been watching your YouTube since the beginning to start using Twitch and kick
to follow you on both.
We'll watch you play, whatever, keep you hand up.
You're great.
I appreciate you, Wolf.
Thank you for the love, man.
G-Money, thank you for the three.
You know what helps with shoulder pain if you lick my butthole?
All right, let's watch some fucking clips, idiot.
Yo, the swamp is nearly...
Hola, como estas amigo?
What's your name?
Hey, Mel, what's yours?
Hola, soy el jefe de Los Arreros, man.
I... I... I don't speak Spanish.
Are you a friend of Los Arreros, man?
Or are you an enemy?
I'm the guy with shorter pay, where's that guy's butt?
are you an enemy doggy dog world pops is you hear about the phone call he had with his
dad last week no he apparently his dad called him his dad called hodge and he goes hutch
I've been watching stream and hutch goes really any other deal with the southern accent I show
you go ahead take the floor take the floor oh okay hey bud I was watching one of your
streams and uh you're playing with that little peanut fella so yeah that I was man that's
little peanut funny shit I like it when he calls you fat
true story oh I'm a drastic manager true story don't worry I've done this before
I want these things to work.
Oh, snap.
Oh, dude.
Now it's actually on.
A little bit better.
I bet I can duct tape that one.
Okay, splits.
I can't actually do the splits,
but I can come close enough, Jeepers.
Oh, man.
Freakin' fashionista.
Why do people like,
it looks like I got little toddler feet.
Ha ha ha ha.
Heck yes.
That's why Ginger Bailey wears shorty shorts.
All right.
Oh, my Lanta.
Oh.
Ha ha ha ha.
I can do it!
Yeah!
The walking test and running test and the jumping test.
All right, walking test, not bad.
I mean, I walk on my stomachs all the time.
We got to do the running test, a little bit scared.
I can actually haul the mail in these things.
They're so lightweight.
Yo, why does he look like Nick?
Hey, watch this.
You know what I think? I think that whenever I do inevitably hang out with Nick, this is
what it's going to look like, you know?
Can't let me get out of here!
It's awesome.
My crown is a symbol of my king like a dorsi, and between you and me, my hair is thinning
a bit.
highness I'm sure it's not going nuts
going nuts out here look at the grocery aisle
it's not allowed inside the grocery store
hey what's up
Yo, dude, that's insane. What?
Will eat all the food. Oh
Man, oh my god, they put two of them
Trust the side man fuck that side
My gosh gg shitters
Did not look like shit. Oh wait, that looks really bad, bro. Oh shit
Whoa, whoa
This is the most spectacular deception in the bird world
And the mastermind behind it is the pendulum tit one of the most intelligent birds on the planet
With a genius level brain, it even earns the admiration of architects.
The pendulum tit mainly lives in the forests of South Carolina and builds its nest at the
farthest branch of a tree, a place nearly impossible for predators to reach.
Its nest has two separate chambers, one real, one fake.
The fake one is designed to mislead while the real one, which holds its eggs and chicks,
is hidden with an extremely narrow entrance.
When the mother bird leaves the nest, she seals the real entrance, causing predators
to be drawn into the decoy room, where there's nothing.
is scaring the living crap out of people as a giant dynasukas.
Have you heard the news?
Holy f***ing sh**!
Oh my god, dude.
I was wondering when one of you were gonna come get a goddamn drink.
I've been here for like an hour and nobody's taking a sip.
I ain't going to drink!
Yeah.
Oh my god.
You okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna lay here.
Alright, just to shake it off, man. Just shake it off.
You look okay.
You're shaking a little bit, though.
You need some new pants?
It'll be alright, man. You'll be alright.
You enjoy your fishing.
And drinking.
No, what happened, Kenoski?
How'd he die?
Hey, man, you thirsty?
I am thirsty. Wow, that was that was upsetting. I'm just checking out the world
Holy shit
My goodness gracious, what the hell what is he doing?
Every day on your own
And here it goes
I'm just a kid
Now we're outside
Come on
My name's Paymon
I'm from Sydney, Australia
and I came over here to do the hair transplant
My father's side
and my mum's side
everything, they've all been losing their hair
A few of my cousins have all lost their hair and whatnot
So it's just a matter of time
We're going on a holiday to Europe
why not come and get it done and that's what we look forward to do today okay give me give me
five minutes i'm gonna send a message out i'll send a message out i might be able to get some
of the roast back give me give me a couple of minutes i don't need hair transplant good we got
I'm fine
Wait, did they play RV with us or art? What is it RV there yet yesterday as well last night?
Joey Diaz turned into a streamer over the weekend, going live on Twitch with his daughter
while learning how to play GTA V.
I don't know nothing, guys.
They call him Chad.
They're like, they call Chad.
What's up, Chad?
Who's Chad?
Chad.
The people are talking.
They say, hey, what's up, Chad?
I don't even know who the f**k Chad is.
Chad, Chad.
This is Chad.
They're the people talking.
Oh, we're Chad.
Okay.
I don't f**king know.
Where's the Chad?
Am I Chadding?
Yeah, you're Chadding everybody.
Everybody's Chadding with you.
Where are you?
All right, so what's the f**king problem?
What's the f**king problem, guys?
to learn to drive or chat with you cock-duckers on a Saturday night!
This guy's running in the street, I gotta clip him.
I gotta respect him.
You gotta clip him out of respect, you know what I'm saying?
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Ooh, cut this mother f***er, who gives a f***?
Who got Gekko, bitch?
I run a ruthless guard, it's completely ruthless.
I had a rat that just died.
Did you f***ing kill him?
I did, he was...
was, that's the thing with gardening. It does kind of connects you to like a real life or
death thing. Cause it's like, you know, I don't want to kill, I don't want to kill an animal,
but then it starts eating like, you know, starts just munching all your leafy greens
and you're like,
I'm not going to grow food for a rat. That's bullshit. So then like, I had a guy come out
and the guy gave, um, it was like an exterminator and this stuff, he gave it if he's like, dude,
this stuff's the real deal. Don't let your dogs get it. Cause my dog had eaten rat poison
once. No problem. Survived. And I was like, Oh, be all right. He's like, no, this shit
It's like fiberglass in it.
So when the rat eats the poison, the fiberglass cuts his lungs and he starts
like drowning in his own blood.
Who created this?
I think so.
That's the same stuff they were put into the Palestinians food that they were
getting.
Which is fucking heartbreaking.
That's a fair point.
But the, um, why are they trying to kill them so hard?
Like, dude, I, well, they, they just like, that's their job, man.
They're, they're like, cause if they, if they have step is.
there isn't there the same type of thing with uh with ants i'm pretty sure there's like this
this ant repellent or whatever the fuck that supposedly is like little pieces like sticky
fiberglass and when the ants walk through it it latches on to their little legs and like
chops their legs off as they're walking or some crazy shit like that right
It's scorpions. It's a lot of different insects. Damn.
We still have rats. You're going to call them all pissed off. So like the poison messes
them up, but the, the like fiberglass or whatever really makes sure they die no matter what.
And also rats won't die around the colony. They'll like a dog. They'll run off and find
solid. Yeah. And we got rid of this chair recently. So we, you know, it was like hogging
up the space in our backyard and we, we lifted it up. There was a dead rat, one of the dead
rats back there had been laying there so long I picked it up due to its face was
gone it like really like kind of f*** me up like Jesus
all right oh I'm I'm unconscious I'm unconscious I cannot drive the vehicle
you want to read one another row beer with I could use another beer it might
out. It might help. Coco, you got any word? What? We're sliding. We're sliding, Captain.
We're sliding. Oh my god. How do I put this apart? I don't know how to drive. There we
go. That's just Tom, the situation.
I'm not watching the musical right now.
you do love me. You do. I love you. remind me of blue. Remind me of when I first got
blue that skinny little husky. That is a fat boy.
Oh, fuck this shit again.
Bro, why aren't you wearing your seatbelt, you little cracker?
Bro, these people are so insane at flying those helicopters.
Well, I really did that.
They go worse?
Wait, it's fatter!
No way.
Are we in business or not?
No, this shit is working!
I need their bug now!
But when they unbug it, I think they're gonna, they're gonna bounce out?
bug now but when they are bug I think they're gonna make me they're gonna bounce out
74.3 does that say trillion
brother there's so many bug balls I swear they're gonna blow up
Can't see what my camera's blocking
Let's try it up here. What are you talking about? Yeah, there's a T at the end of it right here
Is it there's a T over here? Man, I wish I would have seen what happened all the balls
Let me give you the rundown. It's gonna be a long stream. Okay, you know what to play art graders
I'm gonna try getting them on Russ. We have a weak left to rough rough rough rough
There we go. There we go. Alright now we grab the nitro-quist written.
There we go.
Yeah.
I don't trust coconut with nitro-quist written.
Coconut, we need these. Alright?
Alright, I make the job. I'm kind of scowling us to you do it first.
Hold on.
Oh my god!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Someone put me up, someone put me up.
Alright, alright, alright. Make the-
Oh fuck
Very nice. Oh hell, yeah
All right, book it
Alright
Okay, alright, okay you ripping it
You're ripping it down.
I'm ripping it all the way down.
I'm ripping it all the way down.
Live or die.
Live or die, gentlemen.
Live or die.
I'm just gonna kill us.
Yeah!
Yeah, buddy!
Yeah, buddy!
Oh, shit!
It's more than fuck!
It's fucking fuck!
Let's go!
What the fuck?
Yeah!
What the fuck?
That's awesome. That's awesome. Let's play some games. Oh
man
I PC fucking crash last night. I got to make sure my
After-to-the-Intel extreme tuning utility in order to play games
The Viper played that yeah, we played it when it first came out we played it with Gav
I think it's like in our intro.
Why is it?
Is it performance core ratio or efficient core ratio?
I turned down by two notches.
Anybody remember?
Is Gav here?
Gav check?
He says that was lagged on hack. I mean, of course I don't think he's cheating either.
I'm all I was saying was is that it looked crazy.
53. Okay, we'll try that. Hopefully doesn't fucking break anything.
crack it freaking out about you are a trash streamer oh man it's 1040 of the
morning man can you stop giving me shit this early fuck off based based real
and true. Based, real, and true. Yeah, I appreciate you, Sonata. Thanks so much for the pride
of the four months, bro. Yeah, I don't know what was happening last night, bro. Our game
that we were playing the gambling with friends dude I had to have crashed five times it was crazy
it's absolutely crazy
there's a slot that is using your image it's called fat Thor
I hate everyone, bro. I hate everyone. I hate everyone. Fuck everybody. Fuck everybody!
I'm just going to get the
money.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Hello.
Oh.
Yo, what up gangsta.
you catch any fish up there.
You go to the beach. Yes, you
did. Catch the crab. You catch
crab. Hey, Hey, is Nico is that
is that your name? What's your
name? Nico Nico is your dad
This is a little bit taller.
You are a bit taller, aren't you?
Just a little bit taller.
How many legs did the crab have?
You see how many legs it had?
It's one, two, three, four, five.
Five legs?
Oh.
We should have one to dolphin, three dolphins, four dolphins.
You saw four dolphins out there?
Wow.
Say jumping out of the water.
Say, say, hey, Hutch.
Say, hey, Hutch.
How much do you think?
I don't know.
You want to ask him?
Hi.
What's your name?
My name is Hutch.
Nice to meet you, Nico.
Nice to meet you, Nico.
My name is Nico. It's like you.
That's Nico right there you see on the screen.
I see him right there.
There he is, there he is.
He's got his camera on him.
He's dancing, he's dancing.
That's cute.
You like that?
That's funny, right?
It's all my hair for this day.
I don't have that one found.
I'm going to get you. Yeah. let me remove that. Thank you. It's good. Come on, man. Back to Zucchini and Bugs.
All right. All right. Thank you. I appreciate the comms. Good job. Good job. Which one? No, no. Good job. Good job.
It's a hard job.
Very hard job.
Hard busy working.
Hard work, hard work.
Hard work.
You think this is going to pay for itself?
Well, you're wrong.
Dad has got to get busy.
You take it and do what I do.
No way.
You think this work is easy?
You don't carry the boat, silly.
I only got provided with you.
with you. Get out. Get out.
All right, let me see.
I'll say your name.
What?
He's 700 pounds. He looked like
what? Are you kidding me?
And I thought we saw that in the ocean yesterday.
Are you kidding me?
Alright, hatch out, Nico, right now, we hatchin' out.
May it.
Thank you, Tom.
I think I'm gonna do a really quick battery run.
I'm a Goopa down bad.
The Goopa is down horrendous, brother.
Don't you worry, we got what you need.
I got 975 cats.
I'll bring one in every fucking raid.
You say he's just a friend?
Dude, we're getting rid of all this loot in like a couple days, no?
Or something?
Oh, well, I completely agree.
I don't got a singular blue shield in less than three batteries. I got 93 blue shields. All right, then. Let's get it
Right in legal
Thank you for love man
That's what I'm talking about.
I ain't worried about it.
We have Getzere.
I'm gonna tell you to call the play.
You gotta just say the most stupidest fucking shit, man.
Hot sauce, hot sauce, zigzag.
Three right, three right.
X9, X9.
What's his character?
You don't like the fit?
Bubblegum, bubblegum, 42 sweepers.
He's so, he's so...
We can change the fit.
We can change the fit.
Let me see here.
What we got?
We're going to Joe Biden's fit.
Oh, he made it. He made it. He made it. Why did he why?
What we thinking here what we thinking here?
I'm back in a better
What we got
You need a shield
I'm all good on the first run all good on the first run first run goes bad things hit the fan
There it is. There it is. Things hit the fan. I'm gonna start crying quick.
How was the game last time I saw you there with peanut you go all night or you I went to about 1 a.m.
I went to about 1 a.m. Fuck you're a trooper, man. Oh, yeah, I went to about 1 a.m.
I woke up this morning my eyes were both bloodshot and my voice was gone. You know what I mean?
Oh, bro, and then I played league yesterday as well. I was
Oh, dude, I'm fucking terrible man. It ain't getting better either. It's just like every time I play I get worse
Yeah, but it doesn't matter dude yesterday, I was screaming bitching moaning and complaining every single game Nick
And I'm not exaggerating my bot lane went maybe two and ten plus like
I had one that was like two and twenty two and eighteen
three and fifty four like it was it was
unplayable every day but I was just
crying. That's a league though, that's a league man.
I know I was losing my mind. Someone's not doable like you just got chalking up.
Bro we had, I had a game where I ganked this this Yone in the mid lane right?
I ganked this Yone in the mid lane. Yone whatever the fuck. Sure. And I screw it up
Right I died he goes in shortly after he dies he starts flaming me in the chat
And I've already lost like five in a row, so I'm not having this
So he starts flaming me he proceeds to throw this was at like minute four
The rest of the game and the game lasted like 38 to 40 minutes
And he threw the whole thing and I was crashing out. I was so pissed. Oh
Oh my god, because bro they have complete control and nothing you can do about it. Yeah, bro. No, it's like that wild
I understand I made a mistake, but it happened in the first two minutes of the game
Didn't like that's over now. It's over now little past it right?
But they don't do that. No, they never do they never do they don't have a father
He left many moons ago never came back so he was
Broke his heart, bro. There's new outfit is sick, but you can't
You can't take the goggles off and keep the the mask on
Oh my god
You're playing jungle. Yeah, we're doing the 200k tournament and
Okay, I got it all I'll bring I'll bring it all I'm here to
fuck
No smokes no 401k no Roth IRA. What's your net worth all your money's in your savings account?
Your money don't work for you
You don't have a boat
You got a jet ski instead
How you gonna go to Crab Island with a jet ski?
Don't run out of fuel.
You pay your taxes?
That's funny.
What's taxes?
I'm so rich I'm going to go to the retail to avoid them.
Me and Jake Paul are getting stopped even three months, man.
I spent 10 million, safe too.
I
Nick Berks do another giveaway dollar for dollar they say
Look at your hair in the game. Oh my god, you're rocking the muletto. Oh, you like it. You like it
You see that NFL combine with that dude with the bullet that was just incredible and I would do it right oh my gosh
It was so great
He was a cool way son of a bitch quick quick quick that's not like I picture a hot week that full sprint though. Oh, yeah
Like just fucking running
that cold lung burn that shit hurts oh dude I don't miss that yeah take a big
breath that's just 45 degrees you're out of breath you go to take a big one and
then you're like oh again coach we just got back another Texas tee
I
Suicide drills they so called that if I do right to sides. Yeah back and forth
Let me see your ass
Keep calling that ass you're falling behind
Are they already in lettuce come on down yeah, watch the little man fly watch little man fly
Oh
That's got top go take care of it
It's so great that works our little penis fly that is insane
I'm here
I'm Nico
hahahaha
hmmm
oh my god
oh baby
he was pissed bro he was not happy to have died
hahahaha
i was not a pleasurable experience
this guy brought in a purple shield to not use it at all
oh my god
oh you know he's pissed man
The heavy said to breast 404 no attachments, but
Naked ass sucker
You like how you like my hard work right there you saw that grab some batteries
I'm surprised to call it suicides man
Would change they change everything else
Maybe it's cold outside
Sad.
No, you can't sing that song anymore.
That is sexist.
No, we prefer you to sing lap.
Thank you.
Wet as pussy.
I look up.
I literally look up like right now.
I just looked up who can it be on Spotify.
Just press play.
I let them I let the playlist just work
Because they like it will continue playing songs that are like similar to it. Oh
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Ape strong together take take the wall down ribbon
They've strong together
Hit him with the slide down and were they right are they right here Ricky the rock that couldn't fucking roll
Who can it be now?
I don't know how.
An alarm went off, I just don't know where.
Was it back left, Nico?
Uh, I don't know.
I think that was a top.
I'm looking like it's over here, bro.
Good thing, too.
You see where this car is? You're the looser.
Yeah!
We got the- oh, we are fucking-
We're, uh...
A trap!
Oh- Oh, shit.
Coming.
A trap!
On-Zooie.
I'm in!
Bye!
Oh, late.
Oh, late.
Yeah, that'll happen.
Mommy, mommy, mommy!
That'll happen, boys.
You guys have a nice flight?
Was there any fucking turbulence?
Is there still one alive up top?
Make sure to download the Delta app and give us a review.
Let us know how your experience was.
Oh my god
Yeah, I appreciate you go
Thank you so much man even love this now. Let's see place with me. He goes me farms all night. He's gonna shoot anybody
Lee infinite
Explore we just killed
Oh, job cats last game. What are you fucking saying right now?
That was my that was my room. That's mine. Oh, JK
This is a reset opportunity gentlemen. I don't think there's nobody in this rain. I hear shy
You don't hear oh, I hear it now. I hear it now. No, I can't do it. Let's tell my Qtip. I got that shit stuck in my ear, bro
You're not allowed to do anything you know
Game will play games
It's all you're allowed to do I
Put the mines on and then we'll go farm outside it if we need to run just run in here. They'll chase and then
Oh, we love me. Yeah, I'm already about
I don't know.
Oh man, there's the moon door!
There's the moon door!
Come on, easy!
Come on, easy!
Three shots, sir.
Thank you, good sir.
Oh, mind!
Yeah, it's probably just balls spawning in after we left.
Twenty-three? No way!
Well, I mean, every time we leave, the balls always spawn in and blow up our traps.
And we turn around and nothing's there.
Savage, thank you so much for the 16 18 months
Oh, they're gonna they're gonna mommy mommy
Yeah, yeah, they're gonna mommy mommy. It's perfect. Come Cal walk. We'll meet him down at the moon door
Okay
Yeah, I wonder if it gave it Thrones
Oh
Uh, I wonder if he gave it to them.
Like, they went down there to loot the people that they actually threw.
Ha ha ha! Now, it's probably- Oh, there he goes!
It's probably something like the homeless, you know?
Excuse me, how was your flight?
I bet your mom licks my dad's butt.
I don't fucking need that.
I don't need it for some crazy reason.
Yeah, fuck yeah, she would.
I want to be a bald.
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, buddy.
Yeah, I want to be your mom.
I don't want to be your mom.
Bunch of freaks in here.
Moron!
Butt liquor, crash sniffer.
Shoot the baseball like a girl!
What?
Oh, shit!
What did I get shot, man?
I don't know, but he's gonna die, he's gonna die, he's gonna die.
I killed you, I killed you.
That's what's there.
One bullet.
Hello, my friend! How you doing?
It's a coffee maker and hookah it never breaks
Another team just heard the big crab you mother bitch
I
Like they're in the zipline room near staircase
Yo, big dark, uh, I appreciate the love man. Yeah, you too. My they're pretty good. Don't do some up too much
Don't you smoke too much? They're pretty cool pretty cool
Okay, okay, I see one coming down come down the walkway
Got a stature in hand looking very poor
Okay, I'm gonna wait till he gets like right up on it. Don't don't go too far. Don't go too far
Hello my friend
Are you okay?
Oh, you little asshole, get him!
Get him!
Yeah, I gotta change my name, bro.
Yeah, I'm on that same wavelength, to be honest.
Okay, it's starting to get, like, really close.
Oh, yeah, it's very close.
Very close. One stutter, and it's GG's for me.
Yeah, and we all stutter, like, all three of us.
Yeah.
Especially you and me.
What?
What?
What did we run right by you?
You did. You did. I'm not gonna lie.
That's fine.
What?
Just stay right there. Stay right there.
Don't you fucking...
Oh my God! There's a new team!
Oh!
Would you guys like to be on our team for the snake bite?
Okay.
Just walk in. Let's do it boys.
Okay, go go go.
Go go go go get him go get him go get him
Go get him, we'll watch you
Get in there
Go go go
Don't kill the guys with shark fins on their head, they're our homies
I hit one too, he's broken
Get in there shark fin, get him
Go go go
Get him
I need to get rid of him for me, let it
You fucking get him
You get a punch, you got a punch
Take it, yeah!
That's our boy, you fucked those in you
Yes, you did good job shark teeth
I'll let you
I
like laughter I think we saw that one body we haven't looked at
like fresh laughter
I don't know, fuck
no no no the daisy again like uh there's not really anything to announce with the daisy stuff
it's more of just the same server's basically done we're getting everybody white listed uh
And yeah, that's it it should hopefully be up. I mean just depends it just depends
Very soon soon team team team team team team team like incredibly soon like this week soon, hopefully
Okay, hutch we talked about the polar bear one, but did we talk about the USS Indianapolis?
Because that one's almost just a screw it up. No, no, I mean
Okay, they were the ones that delivered the bomb
the Hiroshima okay they want a secret submarine mission deep down in the
underwater the submarine got hit they had to come out there like two or three
hundred in the fucking water so no distress signal was set nobody came
forward for weeks they're all bobbing in there shark started to come they ate one
and they 10 and they 20 and 50 everybody just started getting eaten with 700 sailors and
300 men or something like that right yeah yeah could you imagine bro I'll get you I let me
get you a better one let me get you a better one so during World War two the Japanese land
on this island right and this island I forget the name of it it's infested with crocodiles
As all these Japanese soldiers are fleeing into the island, they get deep, like there's no coming back.
I believe, I want to say it was the, like us in the UK, we were pushing in and they were having to go through all the way to the other side.
They were taking that one out, right?
There was like 5 or 8,000 Japanese, or no, 8,000 seems too much, we'll just say 5.
5,000 Japanese soldiers moving through that that that island and like 50 of them made it
they said that during the night during the night they would hear screams and obviously with crocodiles
it would put them into a frenzy and uh those crocodiles we're talking like big dogs the big
12 13 fitters you know just eating everybody what are you doing in that situation bro there's no going
back you can't turn around tree I'm climbing a fucking tree man you're in
the swamp the tree just gonna snap I'm gonna find something
you can't go oh I said it was a thousand sorry I exaggerated the amount of
soldiers would still be in the ones that get out of that cuz they had to see and
hear some shit man I mean how do you heal from that you know what I mean like
You just walked in to an area where all your friends just got eaten by actual dinosaurs
Like you just lived through Jurassic Park the movie
Insanity man, you know you'd be dead so quick
I'm stuck into the wrong spot the wrong time.
Yeah.
Too many prides.
Too many prides.
Dinosuchus is in the water.
Nick, I'm hungry, man.
Oh, you want to squeeze these plums?
Nah, fuck me.
These are my plums.
I know you got an extra bar in that bag.
Oh, sorry, Papa.
Sorry.
That's all she wrote.
crazy crazy crazy I gotta be honest though I'd rather be in a swamp and in an island
than in the middle of the fucking ocean yeah I agree I agree the middle of the ocean you
don't you what do you have what can you do oh man oh man maybe there's nothing but then
Again, I think his numbers are better than mine because I'm pretty sure there was like three four hundred dudes in the water
Or maybe half of them got clapped. He just said a thousand people were in the swamp and only 50 made it out
Yeah, it was like I'm like dude everybody just
Even scarier part here's the scarier part. They're like, yeah, here's the scarier part, right?
Is that those crocodiles crocodiles can live?
100 years so those crocodiles could still be alive today some of them yeah
I do all my for you page they just airlifted a crocodile out and where
were they at chat in Africa or something because it had
and they found 10 other pairs of shoes in there bro yeah and the body well so
what happens a prison time what happens is is those crocodiles this is a really
a big problem. I think it's in Africa where the crocodiles are like actively hunting people
and whenever the crocodile like lays eggs and have little babies and those babies are
watching mama, you know, how does mama hunt or they're seeing other crocodiles hunt? They're
actually, they're actually like waiting at where these people are washing their clothes
and like by the water and they're snatching motherfuckers. It's like part of the actual
food chain and there's not many animals in the animal kingdom that actively have people
sharks ain't one of them like that they usually bite to like what is this okay it's food I'm
gonna eat it but crocodiles they'll sit on they'll sit on a bank for days weeks waiting
because they only got to eat once every fucking 15 20 days probably even longer you know what
you do kind of say like Tism time like you're powering up or something yeah I was I was like
you were using a move in League of Legends yeah saltwater crocs well alligators are very
different than crocodiles very different that's like comparing a dog to a lion you know
wait saltwater crocodiles are very different than what and then like alligators like alligators
So we have we have American crocodiles, but they are completely different. No, they are they are but both of them still do the roll
They both still eat like crazy. They both can't get really big. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, they're both still scary no doubt
Fuck I see an alligator, bro. I think in florida, you're not a lot of like
like, fuck what if I see one man?
No, you can do, you can, they sell tags during
hunting season, you can smite them.
That's not me, no, you gotta get a tag.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's also the, there's also the, what is it,
like stand your ground or whatever,
like if it comes after you and you smoke them,
as long as it's for good reason, you're gonna be all right.
It's just like last resort.
Careful.
It's been.
I'm just not going.
I gotta do this thing where I just straight line to where we gotta go.
Now, if it was California, you gotta write it a letter and apologize.
And you're still going to prison with hip loss on it.
Yeah, you're still going to prison. Yeah, right.
Jeff, take your kids away. No. Oh, he broke into your house.
he held you at gunpoint, but did he pull the trigger?
You're not allowed to be a father anymore.
Must have playing Russ?
No, no, I don't think so.
He's the next 10 years ghost of the guy
that was trying to rob you.
He was emotionally distraught and he was hungry,
so it's okay.
Yeah.
He was holding that crack.
He only stole $645 if it was $667, then he goes to prison.
Yeah, sorry.
I'm like a lazy open air.
Very good, one pun fish.
I got your walls.
Chassis crocodiles can go a year without eating.
I mean they got it here.
Yeah, they're the closest thing we got to dinosaurs other than like, uh, what's it called?
whatever pods that live in the ocean.
Now what are the big ass lizards by like?
The Komodo dragons.
Yes, bro.
Komodo dragon animal fact of the day.
We actually didn't know to like the mid-2000s, like 2015 and beyond
that Komodo dragons actually have.
We thought it was originally a venom.
Now it's up to debate if it's a venom or a toxin or a poison.
But they because their mouth is so nasty and dirty they develop this type of like bacteria that when they bite something it
Smothers the cut and doesn't allow the blood to clot
So you just bleed out
These Komodo dragons will like bite a cow and then walk it down as it bleeds out
It also eats everything from the ass up not a lot of things either from like the head if it's bigger than the Komodo
It goes through the ass
nice those things are crazy you know what like it always just give me a little
hippie jibbies when I think about uh how a bear eats man how it doesn't kill it
before he just starts eating man imagine like you're washing yourself
getting eaten because you'll because you're gonna live through like a like a
little bit yeah before you see god you're gonna see the see the devil a
little bit. Oh, man, you have my
barriers to eating your ass out.
You're just like, you got to feel a
little bit, just a little bit before
you go above.
You'll feel that tailbone get
chopped up into. Oh, and they're
like, they're so strong, you don't
see your arm that you felt was
strong. It snapped like a fucking
beef jerky stick. Have you seen
where they had those salmon in the
They're saying it's still like flopping around and they just bite into it and rip it's skin
off and it's still alive oh oh my god it hurts thinking about it I mean I love bears but
I don't like them very much you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah have you heard about
the cocaine sharps yeah yeah all those like a drug drug dealers trying to bring it over
Yeah, that's fucked up. Actually
Yeah, what's Jimmy dude, he's been swimming at max speed for four hours
No, bitch. I'm thinking about thank you, huh?
Let me be shut in for rest of my life. I don't know what that means
Is that us? Is that a ball?
Nice move.
Oh man, dude.
Now you got my brain just thinking about animal facts, to say.
I'm just like you, man. I literally don't know about you.
What about the pistol shot where he bites the cow in the back leg?
Yeah, I've seen that. Yeah, I see that.
What do you know about the pistol shrimp?
Or the mantis shrimp?
Mantis shrimp.
No, because I don't have an interest in that type of shit.
Like, I don't know how to talk about the pistol shrimp.
Let me tell you about the mantis shrimp.
They got like a, no, no, no, no, this one's crazy.
They got like a, this thing that hangs out
from like their sternum, their chest area.
And it's like, it looks like a bone with a ball
at the end of it.
And they can sling this ball so fast,
it splits atoms.
Like, it creates, it creates,
That you can see if you like have the super slow camera
In real time from the speed that this that this thing's able to throw that motherfucker out
Damn, so if it hit us well, what would happen like we would bid I mean, bro
It's okay. Hey, it gets obliterated
Yeah, like it goes up to like these crabs that are like 10 times the size of it hits a shell and it just goes straight through
easy
It's literally like a tiny explosion
Yeah, it's it's unbelievable there's so many stuff like that where it's like insane man
Like I have another one. Did you know that coyotes?
Whenever they make calls like this is a problem with killing coyotes a lot of people, you know
They eat chickens or whatever they just shoot a motherfucker at the end of the day
All right, you say it. You got it. Is this the one where they're gonna use the girl as bait?
No, no, no, no, no, this is the one where like a female coyote
That's pregnant and change the sex of the babies that she's having to replace the pack that has passed
Oh, that's fucking isn't that insane?
They're real. That's real. Google it
He said Google it bitch
Damn
No, we had coyotes where we lived for a while and I had to tell my wife like look we can
never let the dogs go after a coyote.
Yeah or anything because a lot of times it's just a girl.
Yo Joey thank you so much for the 50 gifted.
I appreciate you man.
Thank you for the love.
I'll just use that one.
I'm getting out of it.
Those little fuckers.
I'm googling.
Those little fuckers.
Those little fuckers.
Okay, I'm going up.
I hear shots.
I'm going to get a little,
I'm going to get a little active.
We got everything all squared away.
I got my crude oil.
I got what I came here for.
Mommy, mommy, moon door flies not happening.
Oh, sorry.
No, no, no, I miss, I miss, they can't change it.
They can change how many babies they're having.
I misquoted apologies.
So they can't change if it's going to be a female or male,
but they can change how many is going to be in their litter.
I miss quoted sorry chat. Okay now do they just crush one like it can they
only go down or can they go up and go up so like if they're missing a couple of
coyotes like they do their calls they're like oh we're missing three three of them
fit the dust all right I just go up do they just call for more semen I know I
think that they they they able to like split the egg or whatever
overlaid more heavily
overlaid overlaid
so maybe they just called little shawty over and they're like hey
we miss him too big dog
yeah yeah come on
come on
I'm gonna go heavy
you know what the fuck it is
we coyotes and we getting after it right now
hold on hold on there's walls over here we gotta go that way is this right here
too but they're getting out at the hatch right now they might be you're
probably right I hope you're wrong it just went it just went blue they probably
just left you're right aren't you over go over here see if anybody else went
over here then we'll fucking leave
My chat scene, TISM TIME WITH HUTCH!
NICKIN HUTCH, ANIMAL FACTS, WITH INFINITE GOING NO WAY!
Bro, we had a dog when I was living on a farm that, like, his whole identity was just to
go up into the holler and just fight coyotes.
Like at night time, we would, you know, my grandpa would try and like, pull him in, like
to the house and let him sleep in the house, and he'd whine just to get outside to go
to war.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was a soldier for the Romans.
See the big ones, man, not the kind of Corso, the Kangl.
Yeah, there's a thing around their back,
and they bite the white bean in the top.
Monsters.
They're so cool, man.
Those Russian dogs that are about 900 feet tall.
They'll pop an attention.
Dude, those things are scary.
I'm taking this wall.
have you seen the the one guy who had a dog that got a fight with like a pitbull
with like nine coyotes and one yeah like cuts all over him whatever and the
owner was like I had no idea what what he fought so I went up in the woods to
see and there was like nine dead coyotes just lay it up there bro.
Oh shit, nine coyotes, they really like that.
Damn.
A pit bull?
I mean I don't know bro.
Yo YouTube Jack can we get some dubs in here for Joey?
I appreciate you man, thank you for the love.
Love pit bulls?
Yeah pit bull could do some work against coyotes but nine coyotes?
I don't know about that.
I always like that big dog. I just got to be a big dog doctor like like a kangaroo or
kind of course, so or a fucking tibetan or something
Touch knows better than to come to the solo lobby
I just got a couple friends. I wouldn't dare play in this game solo nowadays
Saturday for the three months, baby Z day for the three months
You can't of course those are really just like they're so cool. You're unbelievable, man
I know I won't want so bad, but she won't let me get one
What the fuck see I want one bro like I like Huskies and like those type of dogs
But anything that could like decide to fuck me up and come close
Yeah, you got to know you got to know what you're doing
Have you all trained it stand in the pocket, you know
I feel like every dog unless it's like a super passive dog like you got a kind of like
Assert your alpha or dominance at some point
And I don't know if I'd be able to do that with a cannon course though
Hell no brother Michael and retriever if you if you robbed me at night, you would bring you a shoe
You miss this
Yeah, my husky if you open the door he'd be like, oh, thank you so much and just run away.
Finally.
Right below me.
Let's go down here.
I got a greater amount of bullets.
Damn.
Dude.
That poor guy.
My man shot six shots and didn't hit one.
get hit one this guy definitely has apricots I guarantee it come on man come
on just hey don't make me a don't make me waste the bullets just give up it don't
make me waste the bullets yeah come on yeah these are some fucking farmers
but you gonna walk that dog to the come on distraction yeah come on you're the
chose the one you get to live come this way though it's actually this way spot
I'm all good, baby. Thank you. I love you.
Oh! Damn! Damn! He really fucking tried it, though!
Damn! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
try it though damn yeah yeah god do it you got combat boots too i respect this play i respect
this play i would have done the same that's not on us no to the right
Okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, okay
Oh
I
Got killed by the bomb of deer
Well this guy did it just it just predicted everything I was doing
You guys okay
This guy is like not missing from that build.
Not bad, not bad, sure, sure!
holy shit well they don't miss I swear I swear those rockets change to trajectory
as you're moving
Oh yeah, they're free. They're free. They're free 99.
399.
It was a big word, wasn't it?
It was a massive word, man. There he's just, couldn't say it.
smelly raid yeah the only people left here in these wretched lands got a
smelly nasty one sticky butts
all right infinite we're down by eight we just scored touchdown we're going for
I'm standing on the middle. Don't let me die. I gotta use your restroom. Oh
Right here, I'll fall right in right I said on five
Yeah, right away coach
All right, I'll do you right back
Press the thing for
Do we have Derek Henry in the backfield? No.
Is Derek Henry as good as they say he is?
Because I'm just going to say this, that man fumbles the football
in some very peculiar times.
I mean, I've seen it. I've seen it so much.
This motherfucker wolf when it's not time to fumble hill fumble
Ball knowledge now he is good, but is he is as good as they say yes, man
I don't know I don't know if I'm buying it
I don't know if that is my
No, I'm not like a crazy ball knower, but was James James Harrison like that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
absolute who do you who do you play for
this first years number 92 I mean just
a fucking big here we go there we go
There we go
Huskies are the sweetest. Yeah, they're pretty cool, man. I love my
The football seems like a pretty important
Here list you can put someone high and mighty man that motherfucker better hold on to football during absolute important
Tom Brady
What Derek Henry don't do that?
Tom Brady they'll go
agreed
But we're talking about different positions sir. We were talking about Derek Henry and the running back position
He's got crazy stats though, he's crazy stats, he does, he does, and I mean dude, imagine
tackling that guy like fuck, I love the way he takes care of himself.
You know who I think deserves, who was running back during the Brady days, I think he was
pretty solid.
Adrian Peterson.
I think he's pretty fucking solid bro.
You talking about that guy for real, that just blinds back that?
No, I don't think so.
Okay.
What's his name?
boom boom boom boom boom
He got fucking just
Loan up
grenade went off
Marshall Lynch had to be I like my son lunch. I don't remember about everybody loves that motherfucker, bro
I like Marshall I
I would say I see that's the rough part like I think said Juan is in a discussion, but not for the greatest
You can't do what you did and then have a year like you did last year and be considered one of the greats
I think he had a fantastic year though
Well, he's still in it right now like he's still agreed agreed he's still he's still earning that respect
I think he's one of the only I think he's one of the only ones right now that that could be
Yeah, I think he's one of the best in the league
Same no doubt
But it's just hard when you have an OC that
Just does the exact same fucking thing against every single team that you play and doesn't matter if it's a good call or a bad
Call you know the same calls coming that next play
Every single damn play
Eagles somehow we're going to get there.
He used the running back then went to
stake one and now we're going to go birds.
Yeah, it'll happen.
Yeah. Past AJ Brown.
AJ Brown misses it.
Take one, take one, take one,
take one, take one, take one,
take one, take one, take one.
the
who the eagles take the elder was the bears
who they lose to win last last year
like to knock us out yeah
mmm-hmm I'm Niners yeah
that's a pretty bad loss
if they had like everybody heard I'm pretty sure half of the defense heard
I wasn't even compared doesn't it I don't know why I think everybody knew the
Seahawks were gonna win that fucking god man you called it it was yeah it was
just the right the ramps and only team I did and we dare put money on the fucking
ramps. I know. No, no, no, no, we all went in on the Seahawks for the Super Bowl.
We did something. We did do something. We scored. No, you're right. We, when they played
in the regular season, like four weeks before that, we hammered the ramp. We did. We did.
We all did awesome. We lost the bet in two weeks. I was like,
Nick please give me a call he said all right Rams and I went heavy we all did
we have anything and we lost everything so close we lost it all yeah everybody
calls the ocean yeah whenever when we got there I mean dude yeah it was it was
the only option it was the only option there's no way the pages were hanging
around no way it was the only option I'm with league no no we're gonna probably
some league later we just chillin on our ground fucking quarterback is so ass
so they'd be good yeah their defense only got better too but their fucking
defense might be one of the best defenses in the history of anything you see
their defense dude it did get better yeah oh yeah they're on real they're on
No, I'm at a quarterback.
No.
I think he's asked.
I mean, he's young.
Oh, he thinks he's asked?
Yeah, I think he folds under the pressure.
Yes.
I mean, I think it was an upper debate until last season.
When that shit happens, if you fold consistently, it's over.
Yeah.
I was multiple playoff games on.
Yeah, it's like it's third time or second time.
And it was like, it wasn't even close.
Well, they zoom in on his face.
I bet it's just the saddest little face.
He's freaking out like during the plays. I've never seen eyes more dilated
It doesn't matter how good you are in the season man, if you suck in those last couple of weeks GG's
I don't have walls. I have the my oh
Oh my god, that means they're on
What what what what spider shredder? I don't know speak up
Oh
No crack
Going up going up
I'm almost positive this guy isn't real
What you think about one of those fancy defense gentlemen
No, I'm I'm over here man, I'm over here
hey listen listen there's a guy okay the guy right up there on that scaffolding i just killed
oh yeah oh yeah but uh
res me man come on
yeah pretty please thank you so much man i appreciate you being done thank you man
you're the man bro you're the ghost thank you see there he is
here oh there's the other one no kill that guy kill that guy smoke that guy nice
nice boys thank you
aww
that'll happen hutch
that'll happen buddy
okay okay
please please please please
i'm sorry
thank you bro thank you
thank you guys man
yes sir yes sir
What's up? What's up?
Are you locked in? What are you doing?
You're fucking guns!
We're dying here, bud.
There's no living here.
I'm getting blown up.
Let me lock in. Let me lock in, Papa.
Your soul unlocked. It's insane right now.
I'll say you guys, I've been getting hunted down.
I'll hunch.
We got it.
Yeah, okay, where's the new team at the first one to punch tempest guy I
think cheaters red shirt cheaters red shirt in this cowboy hat shoot tempest
are you ready? Three, two, one. Come on, two, three, two, one.
Fuck these cheaters.
years before so you're sure they're cheating 100% that G1 guy the way he
was shooting bro I don't think it's real he might have not been but I think
you cheating well kids gaming is a private profile G wine is he has his
crosshair in his info section so that's the consider something consider and then
the governor oh my god oh they're never gonna wow what was that yesterday yeah I
don't think you're cheating man but maybe I could be wrong I was low health
cheap act like your mom hey what'd you say walling cheater it might be running
the DMA it's on hentai enjoyer stupid play hold on oh okay wait did I have
have a good feeling or no? It's within play, it's within reason.
It's within reason, okay. I'll take it. I'll take it, I'll take it.
I want to take a look. I want to see if I was correct in my thinking.
screen on tap army 100,000 members. Oh, yeah, we never
looted the guy's dead. What is this? The guide, like the
Tarkov thing. It says he has like a guide on his steam
profile. It's like an anime girl with hearts. They're
saying to click it. I'm definitely not going to click it.
I see I'm going to click it.
I'm going to click it.
Hold on now.
Oh, it's just like an item or something.
This guy looks the guy who I think was bullshade looks pretty legit to be honest.
Let me see the other guy.
Yeah, it looks legit.
The other guy's private and the other guy's on console.
Might have been a bad read.
Might have been a bad read gentlemen.
Might have been a bad read.
G1 was also also killed peanut and hubby be the other night.
Okay, so maybe he's just a straight side guy.
Nice.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
There's some dirty little dirty shit going on, man.
Oh.
Dirty.
Oh, man.
Well, we're definitely going to see them again.
I'll catch your guns.
So we'll be able to.
So we'll be able to really decide if we were correct or not.
We'll see them again.
For sure.
And upon review
And upon review
Fuck it live forever
How do you get a belly like yours a lot of good eatin a lot of good eatin
I just do to be honest with you is like the angle that he shot me just didn't feel real
but hey man I could be I could a hundred percent be wrong I don't know I definitely didn't have
enough health to actually tell. But at the same time, fuck them. They killed my boy.
Even if they ain't, they killed Nick.
The numbers on the screen is what hides our daytime.
What's this?
I
That was beautiful.
This is why you must wait for that weakest moment, and then when they get overconfident, you'll pounce, boys.
Yeah.
When they get overconfident, you'll pounce.
Yeah, yeah.
They're too many.
Stop!
Baby killers!
Stop!
Man, we killed our babies back there!
What the fuck?
Come on. Yeah, here we go.
I was talking to my child, so even if they weren't, oh, they killed our boy Nick, Nico.
we can't let that shit slide I know Nick wouldn't do that for us but we can't
let that slide I didn't hear word I'm back though talk to me no I'm saying
you're a great teammate
appreciate you I'm back what is the drinking start it's noon I mean you
You would never say anything other than that, right?
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's about your short.
What?
Me?
No.
I'm not getting angry.
It doesn't sound like me.
I can't say nothing about getting angry, bro.
I can't say nothing.
Bro, dude, during that AT&T draft, one of the things they brought up was, like, you were
like, yeah, and when things go south, you're going to have hunch, yelling at you at the
top of his lungs.
Oh, shit.
I sat there and I thought to myself damn is that my rep on the streets?
Sheds
I think you're gonna have fun ATT. I think you're gonna do good to you
You gotta tee you up for the Call of Duty part. You can show it. You're gonna do good league
It's a counter strike. You're gonna do good in uh, I'm a slam at CS. Yeah, you're slam CS. Yes, I ain't worried about
out league I'm not worried about call duty portion I'm not gonna lie you really
think I should crack that shit bro I mean it's literally there's that against
on the call you portion bro see here's the thing here's the thing I'm not
worried about anyone on any team not worried about some and I worry about
nobody the only team that matters is the team was scump on it that's it that's
it that's the only team that's like what's that team is that Tyler one it's
I don't know what that is.
I don't know what that is.
Fuzzly.
I don't know who the last one is, but it's like, here's my thought process.
Everybody in that tournament, I'm going to absolutely smack in Cod.
The only one I'm not out of all those teams is Scump, and I don't know if, uh,
is it that like Cod gamer?
teams is scum and I don't know if it's adapt like a codgamer is he a trick shotter I don't
really know.
He's a gamer now.
Is he a gamer now?
Like he's actually good.
How do you play a lot of wars on him?
Okay.
Well then him and him and him and scum and we have we have nature like it's I'm not going
to beat someone who's played that game religiously like you guys play cod you know how that
shit goes. There's just no way. No matter how many times I practice in the next week,
it's just kind of gov- My job is to be better than all the other second string picks.
What's the other game? You playing like a fighting game or some shit? TXKO I think? Or 2X? 2XKO or
something like that. It's like League of Legends but fighting and everyone's new to that other
than one girl and she has like 2k hours who's just going to stop everybody.
Yeah but it doesn't because that's why the AT&T tournament is awesome because it's four weeks.
You're good at this game but you're going to suck at that game unless your name is Doublelift
and you're just good at literally everything.
He's on the right side.
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Yeah, I got him much.
They have to jump over to the boy to get him.
I don't want to look and get that.
I'm going to watch, I'm going to watch.
I'm up here, I'm up here, I got reload though.
We're not left.
Yeah.
Be careful, nice.
I could hear him on the main here though.
Careful bro, careful.
I'll take him back inside, fuck that guy.
Oh, she did, yes.
The mines are huge.
He's so set up.
A ferro 4, come on man.
I thought they're gonna have some stuff
Damn hey, I'm son
That was almost witty-witty bad
game down there coming I'm going up I'm going up I'm going up
oh no you're not you're not you're good you're good
I must have as you guys running I don't think it was like I heard of this sound like a damn
stand peed. Could have been y'all. Door? My door. Someone's breaching. Breaching, breaching,
breaching, breaching, breaching. They're not gonna hear this. Open. Open, open, open. Open
action. Not here, underground. They're all here. One's left corner. I killed the other
one right killed the one right two down
that's what a weak that's what a weak
Shredder's here, careful
Shredder coming?
they're out there they're out there
what the hell?
this guy's crawling I'm keeping eyes on the guy who's the farthest away from y'all
another team here
bottom stairs bottom stairs
bottom stairs
bottom stairs, okay
shield on that I'm gonna shoot
Gage
Shredder, bro
Watch this way. No, no, no, no, no, wait, just come back a little bit
Okay, I have what do I have here
I have I love my genius so yeah, it's unlucky. I should have walked towards them. It's my fault
I was just trying to keep eyes on the first guy so we were able to
Potentially loot them and I'll let them crawl off, but I was stupid for my fault. That's my bed. Oh, Vinnie. Yeah, go go upstairs
on my right still was it was it a red seat that you saw? Yes.
one now that one's gonna be right corner
almost cracked
yeah I saw you
I see, I see you, I see you
I see you
I want to watch this clip, let me see
What is this clip?
I
Had a lap and yep that'll happen
out of lapping
out of lapping in there
on that many a times many a times
many many many a times
uh oh
because about to get to work watch this
I
Should fool that first guy so they don't get the res very turn that's good guys
Kill that is you we just I'm gonna put a minor
It's going down there probably trying to beat him over here
There you go, there you go, there you go, there you go.
Somebody say where you are, where you are, say boom, boom, boom.
Oh, if your body likes what your ass can do, you probably move right through me on my way to you.
Oh
There I lay there I lay in my grave
You really I got
I think these guys are so up here bro.
Don't worry.
I put a mind up here that if they came back it would have been right in our face.
Yeah!
I swung out and got a clip.
I got a wall.
I can't see this guy bro.
Fucking hell.
Alright now hold on, hold on.
I'm a 36 year old father.
I'm a 36 year old father.
This is bad karma for 5 years.
Ha ha ha.
We'll smell ya.
It's official.
We'll smell ya.
I am declaring Prima Nautra.
I don't know what that means.
But additionally, I'm declaring that I'm never going that way again.
Hey, what did you just say? Prima, what the fuck?
I don't know.
But I'm fucking declaring it.
Alright, yes chef. Yes chef, heard chef.
Fucking fucking, it's been declared.
Yes chef.
Oh my god, I will bet into existence.
Tell me what you need.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Bring it in.
All right.
All right.
All right.
So, Sam bro, just let him know that I got you.
You, you, you.
Oh
You look so dumb right now
Stand in outside my house
Trying to apologize
But you look so fat when you cry, please just cut it out
Don't tell me you're sorry cuz you're not I seem unnecessary
I mean, he always brings the weight in and I always appreciate it.
You know what I'm saying?
And I know you're only sorry, you're a thot, and I know you're just so mad because you're
short.
And I'd be pissed too if all the time the grass tickled my balls.
It doesn't rhyme, but you're an idiot.
Because you're short and a bitch, and you wear a size two and shoot.
Doesn't ride me there and it's off the offer it
Fucker
Raping for real
Ten!
Bitch!
Fuck you, baby bitch!
Prima Naktra is the legendary alleged right of a medieval lord to deflower the bride.
May I get an invite please? My game crashed.
You can't say the word de-flower to me. Makes me uncomfortable.
Thanks for the all lunch.
So when is the expedition? How many days?
Day 12.
Project. Boom.
Seven days.
Five days and fifteen hours.
Five days.
We're taking off.
Into the night.
into the night now let me ask you this neck do you think that's going to
that we're gonna see a resurgence in players in a
i don't care anymore
yeah i feel that
we're just here
i'm just a fucking bag in the wind
feel that bag of mayonnaise at that
that white creamy mayo
hot damn
hot damn four to seven
What's my hat size?
and this like an XL I think you're asking for like a new era size biggest fuck I think I think it's seven in
Which what's bigger seven and three fourths or seven and a quarter I think it's seven and three fourths. I think I wear seven and three fourths
Yeah, seven and three fourths
I'm sorry, I was a little confused, I was a little confused.
I mean, I guess it's a lot of
fun. Yeah, So Zaka. What's up?
When's league? Bro, you guys are
really itch it for league. I
never thought this chat would
want lead. I mean, I guess Ark
really is kind of in that.
it's been a good one.
The biggest but not the
biggest play at apex tonight
with peanuts and with the
I don't play but I enjoy watching you play is that cuz I get mad and yeah
Where's the dinos oh, yo, I don't know if you guys saw this I don't know if you guys saw this but I
Got this DM today
And it was from Chase Free Wifi.
He sent me this right here.
Leaking anything?
No.
This is the patch update that the aisle just pushed,
which they never do.
The aisle never does this.
They never push an update before they push like a full update.
You see this right here?
We can officially have a streamer server if we wanted it.
Remember when we were asking about, you know, getting the Dino, getting the streamer Dino server?
We can do it now. This changes things.
Because this is, whenever I was talking to Putin,
This is what was stopping us from doing a streamer server I
Will still go under
Court of law and say that dino's streamer server would be absolute peak content
GG streamers ain't gonna play that garbage. Sorry. Well, I'm sorry
You don't know what you're talking about and I've had a server before on the aisle and everyone played it
Everyone enjoyed it. Isn't that crazy?
Keep yapping you little piece of shit
Wherever you need hutch
You need a fucking renegade. I got it. You need a Bobcat gold tip. I got it. You want a blowjob?
Niko's got you.
Wait hold on a minute Niko
Hi Niko.
Hello, John.
Why not ArcStreamer server?
That exists, you just press play.
Hi.
How you doing?
Hi.
Hey, I know you.
What's up from Texas?
I know you've been watching this stream.
that at least three times a day I was born to watch how you say that man you
must not like watch very often or for a very long time before clicking off
actually so much fun if you get invested in like what the motherfuckers
doing you're saying you and big I kind of similar build no bro I'm not that
That's fast, man! Damn it!
Damn, dude. Damn.
He's us.
I'd never, I would never.
You call me 700 pounds to your kid today, I don't want to get nothing from you, Jackass.
I would fucking never.
I just heard, uh, Agro.
I'm close with you, Nick calls me 500.
Damn!
I call it like I see it.
Yeah, I call it like I see it. 4 foot 11.
Yeah.
I told you I'd talk about my dick, friend.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I'll talk about my willy when my willy is present.
Heh heh.
She makes me feel a little uncomfortable, I can't lie to you.
Yeah, I feel that. I-I-I understand it's a little-I always definitely a little slow.
It's a little slow.
For sure.
It's also, dude, when it-when it heats up, it's fuckin' fun.
Well...
Yeah, we're playing it this evening.
That's a air mill head.
We'll jump over on it this evening.
We gotta get practice of this AT&T tournament, man.
I'm going for this.
Let's go.
I'm going for a lease.
Lock it!
Oh, they're killing it.
Oh.
All right.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
yeah
oh you're shot top left we haven't had to deal with that kind of care
they're free i'm going up
awesome against the f**king bark
top top left i'm above this higher up too
Yeah
Nice, so are you getting marks behind you Nick?
Behind us what what is these walls man?
I see him right here
He got again
Yeah, I see another one right here. They're rotating right rotating right
It's two teams two teams two teams two teams
States of business I'm taking all this
And go we'll go take him maybe
That's actually good.
So don't close the under us.
Okay, I got it.
Or to the side maybe? I don't know.
No, it's right here.
I'ma drop.
Yeah, I'm gonna go.
Kill one.
I think that's huge.
Big fight on top side.
The under?
Yeah, under, under, under.
Two, two, two, two, two.
That one.
I can get native out of my fucking mind, bro.
You come down not sure you almost got he's got lucky I'm doing it up with us, and then of course you fucking drop late
I'm telling the first knock right now
Yeah, we kill this and then we go to what hush that whole area over there a lot of tempest is
teppas for
on this guy
Oh y'all went down for free I go down great eight great eight great eight
I made it go back up
But there's like four teams over here all fighting all duking it out that team was looted by the way
Yeah, I got Bobcat my invoked you know
Hit that guy once and I'm again
Yeah
Right here
Careful on our drop down boys. Yeah
Mainly talking to Niko right now. Take a slow death
Bro, is it black day tonight, bro
with you
yeah i think so
i'm watching that make
i'm looking at
that shot at him
and just showed up in shed in here bunch of soldiers moving in
maybe stills are here
I'm gonna do the same thing Nick now you go you ready yep go now after your t-date
I
Just one just one
I think we go for rezzers now, it's always gonna get that bug there's every single time I go for a race
I was gonna say what is that shit bro? I don't know. We did it like three times the guy that's down
How so I moved to left it right I go there. Hey, yeah, that's that look out of the ass. Sorry. Yes, sir
Thank you so much. Oh
He laced me through the smoke trying to get hot it might have been somewhere
Nice
more more
I'll be a better yet a kettle nades
Right up
Going as well
not picking that one okay nothing we looted this guy guys gonna have some
stuff on him there's so many knocks out here boys they're definitely people
looting these guys that's probably what he looted because he's a freak it well
he looted the guy at the base of zip I think everyone who nick called out we
kill for free you guys find shotgun shales let me know bottom of that guy the
guy at the bottom of the zip sad some I believe all right I'm not too sure but
I'm pretty freaky freaky it I'm confident I'm seeing a lot of bodies out here
not easy for this guy it could be crazy
nothing damn damn damn damn damn power
the sender I got shotgun shots over here
for you here I'm going to hear I'll go
body yeah I moved all the shotgun shots
the first three squats. Thank you sir. Thank you. No problem. No problem. All right, there's not
us on there. What do you feel like? Three people up here? Four? Yeah, but there was so many shots
before we got here. They're fighting before, yeah. I got some full kills. Backpack. I didn't
Yeah, we do the two lower than me and healer the one above. I
Looted a couple outside as well that I've been like finding ambitious and shit
Looking around I think we got some crawlers
Oh, they do look at the trenches here
Jesus
Hairpin what are we doing?
What are we doing?
I said a fucking hairpin.
How am I doing?
I'm chilling, bro.
How you doing?
Let Bobcat know.
I got it.
Is this thing a sick?
I got it all.
Now, Hutch, look, if you see the new item in the game,
it's really sweet.
What is it?
Yeah, yeah, let me see.
Watch this, buddy.
Yeah, it's really nice.
easy. Can I use that real quick? Sure, sure. Go crazy, bro. There you go. Hold on.
Controller shit. There you go. I left this. I didn't know what it was.
All right, this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do this. I want you see how
many times you can hit me out of the air, okay? I'm gonna be moving fast so be
ready yeah all right you ready yeah I don't even I don't even wait wait it has
no durability 64 I mean don't worry I'm on my way give me a second here
It's a full team, the more to your right.
Killed him.
He's like back here now.
Coming!
Yeah, flying.
I'm sure I'm broke there.
I remember gas station and like on and there.
Get moving.
Dude, I'm on my way.
Let me see a hutch.
I was so sick.
said I saw somebody you know the little crash pad they were like doing the math
of how much damage you take with and without the crash pad you take the exact
same amount of fall damage I think it's negated by like less than a percentage
Don't worry, push after me boys
I
Bro it lasts like
Yes
I see one, I see one, I see one.
I got head shot from my left, careful.
Hit him on the headshot.
Yeah, I got a headshot.
We got one, we have one, like, three, three.
Yeah, I killed one here in, like, two seconds.
He has a buff, a buff low, 40%.
Damn, shit, not him.
I'm hit.
No.
Not one.
Nice.
That guy's weak. He's broke.
Watch out.
I'm hit.
Dead.
Should be one more.
Still gonna go up to the left here in trenches.
I think I heard him.
I should ult him.
Nice.
Damn.
You got him?
No, I'm gonna go up and kill the other one.
Got him.
Where's the third at Nico you see him? Oh, yeah, yeah, we gave up
Oh, Berletta.
What the hell you?
Go on.
See you later.
Look at my game here.
I was fine with the air.
Set up my throne on the Prince of Belair.
I
Know how to say well, I want to call you out
The great scene I was saddest scene in fucking ever
She made me depressed thinking about that saying
You can act that out brother shit
I'd be I start crying if I that was me I start crying as I was trying to say it you know
All right boys well 378,000 I'll take it
378,000
Yeah, I got a couple of things guys
Wait they pressed the button.
That's Nika.
Oh, you're not.
Yeah, I'm coming.
How come you don't want me man?
Yeah, dude.
The hell with him!
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh
Chastain if you use the descendant during the hurricane it will fly you across the map
That's good. I could be flying across the map as I'm shitting blue all over everybody
I'm sure nobody will see you. Yeah, but I will get blast out here in the whole three and a half seconds that I get to use this damn thing
No, but like that's that's a really good example of the devs now
There's no way they know what's going on because if they look at any of these fucking people playing they see us with the snapbooks
He's flying around and then they give us that
We make something cool like a real glider we can go top damn all the way to fucking you know spaceport
map to map
Slippy, it's been good, bro.
What's going on? There's no way that it's not tapped in.
It's been good, bro.
That's proof.
I'm just gonna keep bringing this.
At this point, I just want to see if I can actually make use out of it.
I don't know how I would like get used out of it is all.
Maybe I jump off of a roof and press it at the last second but I do that with a snap
hook.
I don't really need this and you don't you don't get too much like oh great song.
and you don't you don't get too much like oh great song
how long has it been since y'all heard this one
It's so funny you listen to like how the song starts, you wouldn't think it goes this direction.
What did I want to do this over?
Oh, he wrote this song about because the Sears employee was talking shit, so it'd be that
you're here for the tinderband.
It's a good day so far, man.
We're just chilling, hanging out with the homies, playing some Arc Raiders.
I was watching.
Oh, somebody's watching me.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh
I'm taking a grotesque shit right now the aroma fills my nostrils reassuring me that it is indeed stinky
Jesus oh
Oh, dude, that made me want to change the song. I don't know why.
I can't listen to 500.
I'll listen to this though.
Well.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
That's greetings from the Netherlands.
Yo, much love, bro.
Let's go.
Let's go.
When you put multiple things together, it increased your odds.
Your odds.
What? What are you talking about, the beach?
I did not know that I was off mute in Misady.
What are you talking about, beach pussy? What are you talking about?
You speak like this again. You fad well. I am very personal.
What about me?
This is me from Manvis.
Let me take a look at my one Manvis.
We may not look comparably, but uh, we're not biggie.
We're big.
745, same color t-shirt.
Hey, mama told me not to sell work.
17.5, same color t-shirt.
Bitch.
Yeah, I wouldn't subscribe to that song.
I wouldn't, you know what I mean?
I wouldn't, I wouldn't buy that album.
Yeah, well, you know what?
fucking bitch
Coach K special needs coach
Somebody ask coach K. Why do you coach better teams? Well, you motherfuckers are fucking
Bob and move she's going gentlemen names coach H big H
I'm fucking huge.
All right, hold on, lock it.
We're a little late.
There we go.
40k! Rapper's K, let me get a Hooba!
Derek Henry, Alabama State University, Go Parks!
John Ryan, BYU!
Sweet, left! Sweet, harder left!
Open door, they're in here, they're in here!
That's fucking mad!
Oh my god! That's, it's one shot!
Yellow suit has mad! One shot!
I love that
Yeah, I got the other one
I'll do that. I'll do that.
And another one.
Let's kill you.
Okay, now wait, now wait, now wait, now wait.
Now wait, hold on, hold on.
Give me landmarks.
And underneath, just finishing everybody.
All here, all here, three.
Two right to the side door, Nico.
hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on 36 year old father you will do that you
gonna be in trouble you-
Honestly great kills so I didn't like that guy either now hear me out if you
You raise me your mother is a bitch and she's depressed at you being her son.
The guy who shot me legit.
Yeah I couldn't play the game I was stunned for eight seconds.
Yeah, so that whenever I was like jiggling that door, you thought I was just break dancing, but in an honest honesty
I was trying to trigger
That to go off and then you just you just kind of ran in there and I yeah, I probably should have come to
I should have come
That was kind of run in there at 11. That's 11. You're right
I
True they got it was taken down the fucking wall
I calm down. I said dead signs taken down the fucking barricade. Don't die and what did you fuck?
I work infinite W's in the chat for infinite. Don't use the chat
They got that he was taken down the wall and they got again that you kind of
Cuz it really matters
You know what if it's also important I was doing this little squiggly thing it was really turning me on I was like
Holy shit. He's giving the fucking move. I don't know what he's doing. He is always doing they don't know what he's got everybody confused
Perfect infinite it is also important. I let you know fuck you. That's also
also important when write that
so much for your in play and no problem
for please
you know it
question shortly
Yeah, no beginning the middle and it was fucking awesome. Yes. Yeah, I'll start it with a
little bit of people that I'm a father and they just don't fucking care. They don't
I'm gonna be honest. I think that gets us killed faster. I don't know why. Well, I mean,
you're not fucking helping. Why don't you jump in and do what you do? Get to working. You're
the Rizzlord. It's time to let him know. Yeah. Yeah. It literally called you the Rizzler.
Yeah, you're alive. You're alive. That's what they say man. I have a blood book in my day's
situation. That's what they say. Yo, big tuna. Thank you for the four months. Junk, thank
you for the five months. Wolf, Wolf Rage. Thank you for the fiver. Loving the league
content. You play with the boys when you're playing league. Remember, this isn't your
main game breathe. Yeah, but it's the game I care about most. I'll try I'll try I'll make
sure I'll make sure we'll lock in this evening. Thank you so much again for the five repair
the renegade. Fuck it. Let it rip apart. It will take nine lives with it.
I got you, baby.
Is Peanut really committed to Master Yi Top?
I'm going to be honest, I think Peanut is at the point of, I don't think he's going
to practice again.
And I think he's going to be playing Master Yi Top.
I think that's in his mind the only option and the only thing that he wants to do at
at this point in his journey in League of Legends.
I just, dude, I don't think that he likes,
yeah, I don't know, I don't think that he really likes it.
I mean, you really gotta play a good bit to like it.
I mean, I get it.
I just hope that
I don't think he realizes if he dies 30 times what that's going to do to us.
I don't think they'll ban Master Yi.
You don't expedition?
No, I'm gonna be honest, man.
I'm kind of out of like the.
I'm kind of out of like the the min max shit on arc until they until they like catch my attention again.
I'm.
I'm playing to hang out with the homies and that's pretty much it right now.
Like if Nick wasn't on I'd probably be playing something different.
I
Favorite champion to play on League
I don't really have one man
It's a holiday there will be serious. Have you seen with the mile boys?
Like I
speak Spanish you stupid bitch.
It's one thing for me that like has never really pulled me in.
Like I'll play a champ until I get bored of it and then I stop.
I'd have to say if someone held a gun to my head and they said hutch, you're only allowed
to play one champion for the rest of your life, what are you playing?
I'm probably playing brand.
I feel like I could play brand everywhere.
I played it in the top lane, mid lane, 80 carry support, jungle.
I love brand.
I also think the zombie skin is the coolest skin in the game.
I really enjoyed brand.
I got literally just texting.
I got beer in top of it.
Oh, leaper.
Oh, leaper.
Oh, fuck.
You guys want to do shots with me?
Oh, you guys want to do shots with me?
Oh!
You want to do it right now?
Are you controlling the fridge?
I do.
I don't have control, but I got whiskey.
I'll take a shot with you.
Alright, hold on, hold on.
I got some...
You're controlling your...
I just always buy a level.
I love that.
But, Nico, if you have control in the fridge right now,
I'll be here 10 more percent.
You got that.
10 percent increase.
Why are you hitting the accent with that shit?
are you serious? not right now but we're going to play a few more games we have to
we have to we have to no no no I'm going to do it we're going to do it we got to case
ourselves we're going to have to go stay man oh gotcha how long you playing on playing
arc today? uh I mean I'm just vibing you know he's vibing okay yeah oh but we got to man
we should order we should oh right in front of us bro three of them I don't have a ready
I got it ready. Are we gonna order? We're gonna order tacos, burritos, quesadillas.
You're going in. I think there's a world where we can trail them.
I'm in on that. Let me go first, I got the volcano. No, let me go first. I have a tempest,
I have like 25. Let me go first, because I'm sexy. Okay. I'm not gonna, I can't argue with that.
going in. I'm still gonna go first though. Alright. Oh my god. Kill the one. Kill the
one at the bottom as well. Alright. We're just another idiot. Up top, up top, go. 20 and twice.
We're like three times. We're definitely broke. Where, where, where? Outside, outside
I'm gonna kill your boy, bitch
Tell your boy to come down right now, are you dead?
Tell your boy to come down right now, are you a dead man
Tri-lingual.
All right, that's all right
Although say he's not Mexican was he cabin
one left
one left
make your full health
oh my god
i got you
let's go
is there a stand with a mind?
no, no worries
I turned that corner in a conga line, not even trying to say that because it's a secret
The final but like in a conga line
Okay, it's fine. It's a single denial. Hey, I got a lot familiar tattoo on my chest. I got the card up there like
Little bit, you know what all the two of us. Yeah
a little bit I get that for I get that to you
I think I don't know why I think of this I think of the hangover when they go to Mexico and
Chow is cock fighting. He's like, why are you chicken so bad? He goes all I feed them is cocaine
I love you child. You love child. I love you child. We all love you child. You love child.
Oh
Hey, hey careful now careful now fucking monitor, man. I gotta order a new curve curves a new curve
Wait, what's going on with it?
She's dying for the last eight years.
What's she doing?
What's she doing?
Oh, it's a while.
Turn it off.
Mine, my top monitor, also the like wide one just like randomly turns off and then turns
back on.
Same, same.
It's like losing power.
No, it doesn't turn back.
It doesn't turn back on.
She just puggers out and she stays, she stays, she stays, let me sleep.
Dude, this OLED, my other setup, my OLED one, which is pretty cool, but it just randomly
will turn off so during like the rest event I'd be sitting there but guys my
monitor's turning off it'd be like five minutes yes bro it but it's like crazy
but it the Hertz what's the Hertz chat it's some crazy Hertz it's like worth
it's like it's called a pixel cleaning I yeah I have that you know you just got
it you just got to do with the pixel cleaning you're gonna turn it off you
gotta turn off the automatic or you can turn off the auto timer yeah 500 Hertz
but yeah dude I was in the rest event my shit just turned off while we were
And into a raid.
Wait, come up Dutch, come up Dutch, come up Dutch.
Yeah, I'm waiting for it.
You peaked all, I'll be short.
Yeah, real life.
Oh, they're looting that fucking room.
Go.
Look how they are slapping.
Oh my god.
Take it down, they can't hear it.
Keep the timing watch.
Give me in
When double volcano
Fight happened up top big fight happening up top what's my land of pushing
There's got 16 aids on them
To Bobcat once everybody wants that what I do not
I'm present for you Nico
Them just open or close the door
I can't wait to see the stream where y'all play League of Legends, bro. I always want to see who's better
Well, I'm way better than them
I've seen it play in your dreams in your dreams Nick in your dreams you're gonna need a lot more 12-hour days than that
In your dreams postmaster
First ask question later, but just spiders in a in a in a hang on the wall
Just band-fizz Nick is chalked taxes taking so much for the 20 you would play the most brain-dead champ
You don't play him you get played there it is
when all the turtles are crawling and then the big birds come in like
little bubble you can make it to the ocean crawl
bro have you ever watched one of those when those crabs are like just born and they run into the
water and they're getting smoked by everything. Seagulls, other crabs, fish, anything and
everything just smoking them bro. We got him again Chad.
Dude I love it. I love that shit. I love that shit.
Huch G.O. Waddle. I know you do. You fucking crack it for it.
I love it bro. I love it. You get me? You happen about, you happen about to handle most
Oh
Wall down below right here
Okay
Hit one bullet it was the first one. I've missed everyone since the
Hmm team behind is where we came from as well
We're kind of surrounded I can't lie I'm gonna get light
Coming up the right to
Oh, shit, what just snap hook farther to this is actually not good
Yeah, we play extract we play extract these guys are
one on the guy on bottom hill bottom hill bottom hill yeah you gotta make a
nice work nice work nice work
I'm in this soon, I'm in this soon.
Okay.
On your left, on your left, on your left.
Okay, I can't, I can't.
I'm sorry.
Right here, right here, right here.
Last guy, last guy.
Last guy, last guy.
Not good.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
Are we all knocked?
Yeah, yeah, we're all fucked.
Boys, listen, there's a guy down that hill with a big nose.
the big nose. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm giving you vital information.
Shit.
Way, bro, sit. God, shit on, dude.
Damn.
Fuck.
That's you guys having me down over here.
Also, I heard a last guy come there was two motherfuckers alive, by the way.
No, no, no.
Amke's on symphony, Steve.
You should just help.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Bro, we shit on them.
No way we shit on them.
Who was the guy that we died to got banned?
What was his name?
art art art yeah he got banned a hundred days ago on our graders that's
actually funny a level one account dev is his name nice fuck yeah I just do I
can't lie I find it with sorrow so insane that these guys can get bands
and still play that's so crazy this guy's been banned on art it is still
playing bro how you can get fucked I know where you can fucking sat down but
you know I brought him to your list to bottom tier list yo wait who pushed my
right side oh man Nico you gotta see it bro I'm gonna I'm gonna
Hey, turn up your vibe
Turn up your father, I'm gonna clip it, bro. I better not have been you you're a big trouble
Dude, that's so insane to be grounded you get banned for cheating you get back and you just start cheating again
Crazy, I mean, I'd think listen once I
Don't know I have a hard time thinking that these motherfuckers are reforming. Oh
It was
Are you pulling it off
Wait replay one more time
I
Saw I didn't even make the list
I didn't make the list
If you want to treat hold on come here. I give you fucking treat
Come here.
One little baby pouch for you to sit down here, here you go.
Here you go.
Right here.
Here's your little fucking pouch.
Good boy.
Eat the fucking pouch.
Good boy.
Squash, squeeze it from the bottom so you can get the rest.
Good job.
Yeah.
You want a little fucking snacky?
Hey, good job.
Little minty, minty.
Little minty.
Good boy.
No, there is no, so on our graders it's a three strike system.
So if you get banned you get banned three times before you're getting permit banned. So you can literally be aim-bottig
Get caught a botting then ban you because you got detected and you can do it three more times before you get permit
Two more times
Fucking crazy, so it's you know, it's even wild all those cheaters that were banned like when the game first came out are all back
on those same accounts.
Hacks or perma?
Why mean obviously people were grandfathered in.
That dude had a game band from ARC three months ago and he's back playing.
Explain that one to me.
I guess people are grandfathered in.
I don't know.
I don't have to know accident forgive this
this. Yeah, sleeve on the arm. Sleeve 8k pulling rate mouse glass pad.
That's a glass. Wait, so why do people use glass pads? Is that supposed to be for like
Smooth this yes, they told me no friction
He's just some nerd shit
Right like oh, she would never right you would never glass pad. No, bro
My fucking it's gonna rub my the side of my arm
I mean don't get me wrong I get sweaty with this shit, but not that crazy. That's crazy crazy
That's another level cray-cray.
Hey, hush, I can't lie to you, man, we've been playing a lot, me and Nico, and we play
some other drag when he gets on early and shit.
I'd say over the past couple of weeks, we have slammed your boy, Symphony, maybe nine,
ten times.
Yeah, it's getting bad.
It's getting dark.
I mean, I can we could do my time on YouTube teams make a compilation in 20 minutes, ma'am
say you for the pride.
Luckily JT and Snickers.
Thank you so much for the six months.
Yo mama, thank you for the two.
That guy do look like a luci.
I don't even know what that means.
You know what I mean?
I'm gonna be honest for some reason, every time I fight Sam, he gets some better on me.
I can't say shit.
Damn.
Damn.
and
symphony's a seven against him
symphony is a bird beacobbing pussy number one number two
every time symphony shoots me ninety percent of the time it's in the back or
after his friend shoots me or
symphony also counts his kills against me like
He was in three rooms over in a building that wasn't even close, but was somewhat similar to the building I was in.
And he was around me and I died. Symphony killed me. You know what I mean?
Symphony will lose three fights and his teammate will clutch and he'll take Fred off of the kill.
What do we do infinite? Do we play arc? Or do we go apex update?
Is it today?
It's right now.
Yeah, oh, oh
We don't have to go early. I was struggling because I'm like if we go play apex ranked I
Wonder if we're gonna get too high up ranks to where out, you know, we'll play a peanut tonight. Yeah, no, I would wait on that
Yeah, I'll just
Yeah, but then you miss then you miss the update wave
Nick you know everybody's gonna be on Adderall
You're in the competitive mood right now
Apex update I've been excited about it for like a week
The game's a bit kinda hot, either way, I did.
This year's broken moon in the rotation.
I'd be never...
I'm gonna play that map.
Too much.
No, I'm not playing Apex.
That's one game I've just never...
Taco's in the car right now, that's hilarious.
That's just a game I've never really got into, you know?
Like, I've played everything. I even played Apex when it first came out.
I'd say all the time I ripped so many cases.
I literally couldn't pull anything else other than what's-her-name's knife by the time I got it.
And, uh, yeah man, I've never been an Apex guy.
Like, I think shit moves too fast in that game.
Yeah, I know where this is from.
Thank you. I got food.
Nice.
You give me a shot?
Atakila! Atakila! Atakila!
Atakila! You'll meet me.
Hey, that was a tough kill.
You'll be dead. You'll be dead. You'll be dead.
Oh shit, he's on the side.
I'm here. All around that desk.
I have you.
Let me let me push some mines real quick in case this all starts popping off crazy. Yeah
Once moved out second pillar
And three times he's yelling
They start snap from above yeah, I got mines everywhere down here now
We're gonna pop you down. Good run boys. Oh
Nobody runs with Kano's anymore, right like once every like five games, right? I'm running out of them. I
Don't have many of them either
Rodeo burger Burger King. Oh
We had the legendary
The labra!
Yeah, I got to shoot some crazy shots.
Is this thing good at all or no?
It's not bad.
It breaks shields like instantly.
It's crazy.
It does like 80-30%.
Flash shot.
Flash shot, Bench.
That's Joe.
I actually like the broken here.
I don't know.
It takes like three more shots to knock him.
What?
Great, great on shield, horrible on flash.
Yeah.
You can map somebody with that thing and break their shield so is it worth like going this
shield break
And then go in or no
Yeah, you can't swap cancel. Okay. Yeah, sounds good
I
Get are you say tacos like that?
Okay
I got like two hella American ones and then two like authentic
No, no league is uh league
Nick is playing the apex apex up there
What was American tacos?
What was the snips?
That hard shell, brown beef, cheese, you know?
And then regular tacos is the soft tacos?
I didn't know that hard shell wasn't...
Yeah, yeah, like hard shell is not very...
Really?
I never knew that!
Down zip!
Thanks!
I
Thanks
What'd you
Would you say?
Well, you want
Bradley okay come on down come on down
Thank you, thanks, thanks.
No problem.
You want to get your friend stuff?
He didn't have much.
Okay.
Okay.
Adios.
Thank you, love.
No problem.
You're welcome.
I'm just going to shoot you, I'm just going to shoot you.
Get my gun back.
Damn.
Holy shit, I have audio on me and that's a sound.
Oh my god.
Listen, listen, I'm going to be honest with you, okay?
Let me tell you something real quick.
There is in no way, shape and form a world where he sits there and stares at us after
we just gave him a legendary gun and doesn't move when he's not planning or thinking about
planning one of our executions.
It's just not a world.
He came down here with a knife in his back pocket guarantee.
Go check him.
I guarantee you has a little shank back there.
He's from the UK and I can 100% promise that he was going to try and kill one of us.
No doubt.
No doubt.
No doubt.
Something to innocence of a child, bro.
He's just like.
No, no, those little shits.
It's not even a child.
A hundred percent.
It's probably a voice changer, bro.
Probably a grown man with a voice changer.
Exactly.
Okay.
There it is.
You're walking for saving your life, Niko.
How about you say thank you, Hutch?
Thank you, Hutch.
You're welcome, Niko.
I guess I would be dead in apocalypse, bro.
You would be.
You would be.
You mean you guess?
No, there is no guessing, bro.
What the fuck?
You're out of the equation.
You're out of the equation when it first starts spreading.
Day zero.
You're one of the first ones to go.
One of those guys is running down the street.
Everybody's like, aah!
What happened to Niko?
He was dead on day one.
He was actually project zero.
it's where it began one bad cheeseburger and it was all over what's
happening right now on the boat some new disease is spreading on that one doubt
you could pay me to go on a fucking cruise man you legit could not pay me
ever going to fucking cruise I'll never go on one again I'll never go on one
again hey really ever a lot of time foolery on it bugging through shit that's
story time I've ever told you about how I got engaged my wife Nick no it was on
a cruise cruise yeah so we're gonna cruise long story short long story short
we're at a steakhouse I bite into a steak it's rough as fuck my tooth breaks
right now I haven't proposed yet I haven't proposed yet my ship breaks in
the root goes into like the nerve and it was like the worst pain in my life like
I've torn broke a lot of different things that was the worst out of
everything so I'm drunk at this point I was getting hammered at that same
steakhouse didn't really know what happened I proposed everything goes
well we get back to the room brother I am in the fetal position in the fucking
corner of this cruise ship room and tears basically crying for this tooth
I had to go down get shots every morning for paid killers like the entire cruise
I was just stuck we we docked in the Bahamas and I was looking up
Dentist places in the Bahamas to yank this fucker out. That's how bad it was. Yeah
I said I'd never do it again ever and my wife says
Like two problems like that you like you're just done. You're just fucking the day shocked your infections or two things, bro
your infections really rates you never had any infection before I mean when I
was like three brother you they're the worst man they're the worst you're like
mouth shit's worse mouth shit's worse there's so many nerves and stuff like
when that my route when it broke it went straight into a nerve and it was like
like a knife was just sitting in my in my mouth.
Not good.
Great.
Is that below?
They're taking it off.
They're down here.
Huh?
What's that?
What's up top?
It might be.
Lots of blue.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
I guess there could be a car along the top, right, right on the side?
Yeah, yeah, near that building.
fresh your teeth, floss!
Can't we get it, your dad was like that this?
It is important to the law!
I mean that's a problem, that guy sucks!
Alright, in right corner
Alright!
So we got a cavity in the C9
A cavity in the C9?
This one's gonna eat dentures
I hate even you making the noise of like when they do that long
That little brush day is...
That's right for your teacher.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, shit! Those are testicles out there, man.
They can go down for you.
Alright.
There she blows.
You take your tail now, man.
I have to, like, sedate you a little bit when you go to the dentist?
Bro, I got there after my whole tooth shit, and I went to the dentist.
He's like, a homie.
Like, he's awesome.
I texted him. I was like, I need to get in, like, right now.
right now and say all right come on a you know come on over i go in and he's like so we could
you know do a root canal and this and the other and i was like what's the fastest way for this
pain to be gone he goes i can yank it i said yank that shit but he pulled that fucker out oh yeah
i said get that out of my mouth oh brother you have no idea i was on that cruise ship
dealing with it for four days just i gotta pay for it this is not me though my dad
Yeah, dude, so my little brother when he was a baby, you know how babies that like they get there
They grow their fingernails out if you don't trim them. They're like little demons by little Raptors
They're her a her but well my dad was playing with my little brother trying to give him laughs and shit
He had his face by his hands and my little brother
Swiped across my dad's face and cut the center of his eye open
Oh
Dude for like like weeks my dad was on the fucking ottoman with a job with all this
This stuff that was prescribed to him with a hot cold towel dude in agonizing pain
I've never seen anybody that I know and more pain than that
Cut it open and the middle of his eye. Oh my god
Oh my god, I mean, I couldn't even imagine. I don't know. Oh, dude
Yeah, Steve that one's on you. I can't lie
A lot of people in my chat are asking how I got the pain killer shots
I don't know if you guys know this but every cruise ship has like a doctor's office and it's not for everybody
It's just mainly for the people working. Here's another thing. I got
interview like five times by five different people after it happened because they were trying to like gauge if it was the
cruises fault or my fault oh shit so that like if I had to pay for the painkillers or whatever like I got like the cruise
whatever came the security person came and talked to me the chef came and apologized to me it was all kinds of shit
wait what how did it happen like what'd you do brother I literally bit into a steak the steak was tough I guess
my tooth was probably already weak I got bad teeth and it my shit just my shit
just crunched just grunt. DG's. Oh my god bro. DG's. Oh my god that's so fucking horrible.
That was and I was hammering at the time so I had no idea like how bad like yeah
what just happened. So you came back the next day you're like holy shit I got
punched by Tyson. Well I was you know your your your your heart's going a little
bit because I'm about to propose to my wife now so I was like wasn't really
thinking about it I was like just tough through it I don't give a fuck but once
we got back to the room and I was like all right oh my gosh what's going on
oh it's so painful hey at least you at least you ride it through that bell and
fucking still proposed it's gonna fire yeah I was hammered I'll do it I'll do
it I don't fucking do it
what are you guys thinking they picked up you guys going over now where are you
you're going over later.
Let me see.
Yeah, we don't need to go over now.
Okay.
Whenever you want to, whenever you did.
Don't, don't say whatever you brother.
I don't care.
No, I'm not putting it on you.
Yeah, I don't care either.
I'm, I'm, I'm having fun playing with you guys, man.
Agreed I
Hey stories from the hauler I mean bro. What kind of stories you're looking for I got all kinds of stories man
But we were so bored some of the shit. I don't even want to tell y'all some of the shit
It's just the stupid stuff we get into. Oh my goodness man
Oh my goodness.
It's a key, maybe we saved the key for tonight.
Yeah.
I'm surprised you're going to want to get it right now.
It's a little early.
I might take Alan out.
We have a long trip in front of us, gentlemen.
Are you going the full length tonight?
Yeah, I'll go to like 12, 12, 30, something like that.
But, um, are you, are you going to play counter, you're going to play counter strike with us, right?
100%.
You're part of that group? Okay, nice.
Yeah. Does that, they moved it to Friday.
Yeah, I want, when we play, I want your ass there, man.
I'll be there. I'll be there. I need to. I got to practice for AT&T.
Okay, perfect. Yeah.
I think I already texted them. Let me double check and make sure.
I, I'm going to get to the AT&T thing, but I had fun when we all played fucking counter strike.
I had a blast.
Like our strike we did it. We did the team thing. I thought that was fucking awesome
Man, I know you guys got like 18. Oh shit, but I mean look, you know, it was still fun
Right up to the next game and they gave me for that. I
Were just so high up on that 18. Oh, I'm moved ever done that we had fucking bitch ass rogue who's sweating his dick off to the point
Where he's playing for a billion dollars
Done to his head he has to win for his family type vibes, you know
Like my guy was playing
Like with an AK out of knob. I was holding it
I didn't even get a fraction of a second to react and he won't have me long
And I was sitting there like this guy's a piece of shit. I fucking hate him
You're so mad that I was crying
Because I knew though I knew I knew exactly how you were feeling. I knew how he was feeling
Oh, I was on the winning end of it. Then I had drag talking shit, too. I was just feeling it even more
Like God dude, there's one person who knows how to really get me going like truly blood pressure going above 200 inch track
He has that voice for sure he does she's at the grocery store with little man and check out
And boy goes hey, excuse me. Do you have a baby? Oh
Oh, no. Oh, shit. What's she say? What's she say? She said, no, I just have a big belly.
She's thinking about that for weeks. That might that she might go on a diet, bro. That's
another level. Because you know, kids just be saying shit. Yeah. Yeah. They don't. They
don't actually don't give a fuck. Yeah. Oh my. That's one of those are like, if I'm
there I'm just I just looked at her I'm sorry that's what she said she did she's
I'm sorry like oh oh just drop like a champ she said she said no I just have a big belly
what a nice lady though at least she didn't like I mean you never know you
I don't have it. I would be like, damn!
What'd you say to me, you little shit?
I just would be like, damn!
I didn't gas that shit.
No, you wouldn't have.
No, you would not have gasped your shit.
When your kid just called a van for this breakfast.
Things are super awkward.
I'm always the guy to either make it way more awkward
or the entire group comes out of it and we laugh.
That's where that's who I am I guarantee you I would have said something that's ridiculous
Or would have been great, I don't know
Damn in that situation
You pregnant Nick under his breath
Yeah, with triplets.
Oh, my God.
Then you walk out the store and Dad could get up.
You are going to get up.
Jet, man.
Aren't all the checkout girls in Florida big?
Okay, really?
Hold on, man.
We're doing that.
No, because we're doing that, right?
Hold on, man.
Because you could be from fucking Kentucky talking about girls that are big, right?
Watch your mouth and watch your back, right?
right there from Kentucky potentially the girl they're talking about song
crack as well
you got a big girl on crack
oh I'm seeing them
yeah cracker meth
I don't want to hear nothing chat if you're listening it's coming from a
Kentucky boy if you're from Kentucky you're telling me you don't have a
friend or cousin or family member it was something like that you're telling me
that truthfully bullshit maybe all from Louisville maybe you're from Easter
Kentucky you have somebody somebody doing something
guaranteed there are a lot of crackheads that are fat I don't think so oh I've
seen them I got a cuss when they tell you something yeah
did you got a remaner of the crotch walking up okay I'm a contract to I'm
I'm a run pass, I'm a run pass, I'm a run pass.
Wait baby, that is playing weird.
One ran back.
From East, you're conducting.
Yeah, right.
Are you peeking up?
No.
I'll peek when you bake.
Where they at?
Where they at?
They're not halfway they're in the slits deep
They're all saying hey, don't shoot
Oh
We double-handle right now, okay
Yeah, right!
Wait, is that you?
Yeah, right!
Hey, what's going on?
My name's Hutch, what's your name?
Boys, they're weak, they're weak, they're weak!
I'll be there a week!
I'll be there a week, I'll be there a week!
There's another party!
That's the media.
Oh, no way, they're walking on us!
Huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Hold it. Hold it down.
Oh, they're gonna play through your plate!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
I'm dead.
He got, he got...two maybe?
was we clean all the stuff on my mind
friends
back back back back back
down down down down
dead dead dead
my last d-fib, last d-fib, last d-fib
got a little bomb shelter right here
Oh my gosh, our boys just got murdered.
Is that our boy?
I don't know if that's our boy or not.
Watch left.
Watch left.
Watch left.
Watch left.
Watch left.
It is our boy.
We have our boy on our wall and we have our two boys there.
Right's pushed up.
Right's pushed up.
Guys, get the fuck out of here, fucking go.
Get the fuck out of here, you fucking go.
They're too dead.
They're too dead.
They're too dead.
I did it, I did it, right here, right behind the car.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
Everyone!
Dead!
I'm- I'm- I'm-
Alright, dead!
Alright.
Alright, see you.
Alright, we got more space!
One shot, one shot, left!
Better road, better road, man.
Is there a boy?
No, kill.
We're looking for human.
Is there- is there- is there human beings here?
uh yes but but there's also two teams that were paged me it it's a
merch yeah it's like a 9v9 boys it's pretty tech really
patch i dropped my d for behind the back end
oh
holy shit this is insane
oh boys still have them
You guys are fucking pinching us, man!
You guys are fucking pinching us, man!
You know what you were doing, you know exactly what you were doing!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, take that shit!
Take that shit!
Hey boys, you can go all the way to the G's.
No, no, no, no, it's very new here.
We share?
We share?
We share?
We share?
We share?
We share?
We don't have time like three times though, like we have three weeks after you got that lift.
Wait, you're the guy that we let live in the ziplock!
This is the same life as me!
Oh boy, he's a...
Yo, I caught a lot!
Crazy on that push, by the way.
That was insane.
Yeah, we got it like three times.
I don't have time to be here. I'm going to ride around.
Yo, positive karma. Nico called it positive karma.
You guys win, so you guys get the clean in there. We have the pulse lines on the zip lines by the way, okay?
What did you do about business?
Dude, that's who we fucking
How is saying
By the way, yo, they they got some shots, bro
They pushed through my teammates. I mean they were I almost killed them too
I had I do they both had kinetics under Bobcats. I got evaporated around that
You bro, you got you got pre-fired like crazy
These things really bad in this game
Well, I got it felt like I got evaporated though
Why is it these things so bad this fucking game?
I don't know why every game has like 30 tick servers or whatever it's like shit this this the servers of these this game runs on or like
Horrible absolute shit. I didn't know that. Oh, yeah
Is it Chad is Delta 120 tick
What is Delta servers on any Delta players in here now
thousand ten that's job boys I fucking love it when it gets weird I love it
when it gets weird bro hush ran in defense man just smack everybody fucking
shot the baggy like that bro I went down like nine times
another one bites at that's
Yeah, I was a good red.
You're a great red.
Bannanana.
Thank you baby.
Whatever you say.
True comms, good comms. Yes chef.
Thank you.
Yeah I will.
I love you.
No.
Do you want to take this?
I love you.
Thank you, baby.
That ball?
I stole it from Olive Gard.
Do you like it?
Pretty sick.
I
Roll
What time's the league broke it's actually fucking insane how many people have asked me that today?
Probably a couple hours couple hours couple hours
You know y'all just like seeing me in pain that's what it is
Whenever we were winning nobody asked whenever I lose for eight hours straight. Oh, huh?
We want to watch you pop blood vessels in your eyes
Jinx the effect bro, it's honestly like it dude, it's true motion
He does have some true motion in
You know what made me realize his motion?
Clash of Clans.
Is that what it was?
Clash of Clans?
What was that?
What was it that he played with the cards?
Clash Royale.
If you can make a game like Clash Royale pop.
Oh you got motion bro. That's that's undoubted like undoubtably what's what's
what I'm looking for? You can't doubt the motion that one has if they can do that.
I think I'm going to try and get
peanut the company league on
Sunday with me on his off day.
I don't think he's streaming
joy league too much, um, so I
might try and get some offline
Because we got this Thursday is call of duty, which no one's worried about and then next week is when it's like, okay
We're probably gonna practice every day
The game was popping for years I'll tell you this ma'am. I don't disagree
But like viewership on twitch is is a peculiar thing and
If you can pull
60,000 people watching you while playing clash like
Bro, that's just it's unbelievable man
Yeah, Nick
Yeah, that's great.
What'd you say?
I just got a look of the picture.
That's great.
I can't believe I still haven't made the list, bro.
F**k you, aimkeeper.
I just got a look of the picture.
Yeah, that's great.
That's great.
I can't believe I still haven't made the list, bro.
Fuck you, aimkey bitch, yo.
You put everybody in detail and just me up there.
Hell yeah, Chad, what do you think?
I agree with this list.
Finally, man.
So respect.
Dolly, motherfucker.
Yeah, a lot of animatronics on there.
I don't know that's a list you'd want to make.
Yeah, true.
Put some respect on the old man's name.
They said always 35 36 is getting too old man.
He can't keep up.
You don't have the speed.
You don't have the strength.
But he got the police station.
The old man is wise.
So maybe it's time to take him back, you know?
Give him a fucking history lesson.
Sit him down.
Say classes in session, papa.
Tell him about the Gears days.
Tell him about the Hades.
Show him a little something that they did back in the 80s.
That they don't do no more.
I get it, I get it.
We've evolved, but it still works, right?
EMP comes out.
That Tesla's not going to start.
You know what will? That fucking Bronco!
That shit's turning on!
Key in the ignition!
No arcanax!
Relax.
He's battery!
You know what I'm saying, hush?
Sick of it, shit, man.
Gimme tight, man.
Sick of it, bro.
Disrespecting my fucking knowledge in the game.
I'm a fucking connoisseur.
I'm a conquistador, bro.
I've been dominating.
Spell that.
Don't need to.
Oh, Jim, yo, he goes off.
Oh, that golf swing years, man.
I got to work on that.
Clubs, don't I?
What is going on?
Oh, man.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Tell Carl to get the yacht ready because we're going.
What do you want?
I don't know which one.
That's great.
Oh, wow.
Florida in May, am I right?
Oh
Pays those
I don't know what the fuck's going on boys
I don't know what the fuck's going on. Well, let me bring at the speeds because you're lost
Me and infinite are pretending to be omega rich bro, right?
We don't pay taxes
You leave off by a ray 401k
Everything's in the mutual fund our funds are tied up and when we die they go to our kids
But in a very unique way, so we don't have to have it big book
Did you imagine be one of those like oil princes? Oh
No, but you just have you have like a hundred
You have so much money that no one actually is allowed to know how much money you have because you have like a quarter of the world's worth
Yeah, right
Like you're sneaky rich. Yeah, no one knows your name type shit. Yeah
You're not even on like the world's richest people list because you've paid so much money to not be on that list, you know
Yeah, I said pretending yes
Nobody's rich in this call except for Nico
Thank you
Nick you have a private shift, bro. No, I don't
You really took a snapshot
Your entire bloodline to Italy, what are we talking about?
We've always wanted to see Kentucky and June
No, you don't
Going on for quail, it's gonna be great okay I wonder who we'll see down here
What you doing there sandwich I just had a Jurassic Park salad
What?
A Jurassic Park, where you go to Publix, you get the Caesar salad mix, you put that shit
together and then you have Donald chicken nuggets and you put them on top of that Jurassic
Park.
Oh shit.
Dude, how great is Publix by the way, where you break it up?
This is the greatest fucking grocery store ever.
It's so good.
The people are going to say we're about Costco, if you know, you know, if you know, you know.
There ain't nothing at Costco that's better than a pub sub.
Well, Costco, God, Costco's good.
My hopefully we're so good.
Costco's good if you have a family of 19, you know?
Yeah, exactly so.
Welcome to Kyle and fucking Life.
Yeah, Costco's good if you're full out game, it's absolutely terrible.
We go to Costco over here, buddy.
Bucky's Bucky's not a grocery store, bro. It's a it's a fucking Cadillac of gas stations
No, it's not me no, I'm not playing the flu somebody's play the flute
Publix
to say the poor little man fly.
He would love Publix.
He would love it.
Publix is sick, bro.
I'd go there and get some popcorn chicken.
Yeah, you would do it.
Mmm.
This is so good.
It's so good, bro.
And a high V, H-E-B.
Costco gets a little outrageous pretty quick.
I can't lie.
What do you mean?
What do you mean by that?
Outrage is pretty quick.
Well, you can just drop a lot of money there, man.
Like, when you got a family and shit, you know, it's like, you just start buying shit.
You keep buying shit, it's just so, there's so many things that make sense, unfortunately.
If that makes sense.
I feel like you just start swiping inside, well if we're gonna swipe in this, we might as well swipe to that.
I'm putting up that trolley, wherever the hell you wanna go.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Oh, that's our mine.
Convenient, weird, right?
Oh, what the fuck?
You ready to go?
Lock it, lock it, where do you play, dude? Where do you play?
All right, what for that guy? I feel that shot.
What the fuck was that? Oh, no way.
Gotta be closer.
Yeah, that might be him, actually.
I cracked him.
There we go.
Get everybody back in the car.
Oh, shit.
Careful, careful, careful.
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, man.
Watch out, my foot.
I got people on me now, all the stock guns.
I'm gonna try to get that.
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna let you...
I got full.
I had to hop down, hop in it.
Bring it around, take care of him.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Ooh.
Coming in.
What were you thinking during that?
Oh, I see him next building over there.
Bring a gas, bring a gas.
Got a medic.
I have your push, I have your push, I have your push.
What do you?
Watch your right watch your right. I'm watching I'm watching I'm watching you put some walls in there if you can
Got it. There's the teams all around us
Only got one
They ran back are they so the next house right there
I broke the one in front!
Hit the front!
Nice touch!
I broke another one over back there, Hutch.
We're gonna get flanked!
Nice touch!
Nice!
We're gonna get flanked, we're gonna get flanked!
Yeah, we're gonna look for it.
I'm gonna grab ammo.
I
Very good very good very good. I knew I had to push off those brakes well one press the button
It was shooting at me for yeah, he's in my low right. He's going to rest his voice
I think this is we had two I pulled that motherfucker over there. I got one
Go home with you
I
Front of me on the buses somewhere bro
Loot his boy, baby. I'll be behind the boss for your left. I'll be behind that box. Yeah
I kill
He's that he does
Oh, you're loving that ball
Oh
Definitely suit it suits
Just gonna get in there bro this head
Yeah, he's always been that kind of player anyway. Oh, I'm in there. I'm gonna die, but I'm gonna take a couple with me three solid
Just because you have enough bullets like with the pump shotgun
It's all in that entire time. I'm getting thumb
I like salivating for them to like swing a corner, bro. Like if niggas broke up this salad a bit of the come on
I don't know
Hey now you watch it these are my walls fuck these are my walls back up tubby
Back up not bitch boy
Where'd you knock this one down here? I remember you said you knocked right back. I looted them that guy looted them
That was a free kitten he ran straight that body. Do I see one on the hill right there?
Yeah, we heard some type of energy shot
I think we go down over on Nick
We meet them in there we can also meet them even cat clear this
behind the swat wall behind the swat wall
yeah, come on come on come on
watch out Raider
I snaved
it's not blowing up it's not blowing up
bro this update is so ass bro
that's straight up it's so fucking shit
I wouldn't do it I wouldn't do it it's three it's three
yeah careful bro
it's play life play life
play life you go
and this eventually
that's so fucking ass
I literally throw it
I see my guy go like this and it just doesn't go off
watch out Raider
here
oh god
uh, purpose answer
Danger over there.
Good luck, bro.
You can need it. You can need it. Hit one.
If you get a good nade, I'll tell you how he breaks.
I'll just throw him off.
It's like, bro, he's behind the bomb shelter,
and I know that it's going to be a delay,
but still, if it would have went off,
I would have been so good.
But just doesn't.
There's two peeking you with Bobcats.
Hey, boys. What's going on with y'all?
Two more. Both have Bobcats.
two more one more one more live pink hey how you guys doing man you guys doing
all right on left wall that's all ammit
I'm not going to try.
I don't need thirty six.
Shut up.
Yeah.
Fuck that guy.
Now.
Hear me out.
So he came down here.
No.
No.
Wait.
Let me talk really quick.
Zero.
Zero.
Your mother's a whore.
Yo.
Why was that motherfucker so angry?
He's a shut up your mouth shut up your mouth
Hush I
Don't think the 36 year old father's working it going back. No, I think they're getting angry. Yeah, they don't like it
They don't they don't care you're minding them about their dad that wasn't there. I guess I don't know
I mean, he genuinely was so upset when I brought him down.
Dude, he was pissed.
I SHUT UP YOUR MOTTE BEACH!
Shut up, you mutta bitch!
I love, dude.
I'm not carrying in teammates anymore, boys.
Y'all can do the teenage shit.
Okay.
I literally throw that shit, I pull the trigger, switch to the gun and it just doesn't go off.
So I go to pull it out again in these swings and it's just over it's like, oh, I reconsider
that.
Bro, I, dude, I can't use them.
I can't use them.
I'm terrible.
Well, you don't use them in the way that we use them anymore.
You gotta change it.
It's like, you can just use it to get like an initial break or like a knock if they're
behind something, but you can't like lead.
And then sometimes they do do what you, what they did to you right there is kind of weird.
Cause I think you threw it, you tried to blow it up and it didn't blow up.
Through it my guy literally touched the little trigger device. I put it away pull my gun out and it never blew up
Yeah
Yeah, that'll happen. Yeah, that'll happen and that'll piss off a goopa. I'll tell you that
I'm salty over that one
Anyways
I
Be time tippy time tippy time tippy time tippy time pull it out
We take it out out
Dandy caught all you had that through bro. I should have just
I thought not the second I should have just healed because those guys can't crawl out of that thing
Maybe the resident I could just not shoot him that I from up there. I
I
Kind of just told it
Yeah, you told the end of it, but that's also hot right what was the play drop down
Re-knock, well, I don't know why you you went to get the knock again and then go left
I thought you're gonna like maybe put a ball in the head. I couldn't see I think the play
There is is you just keep exchanging shots and re-knocking every res
That's what I should have done, but like I couldn't see shit because of the muzzle smoke
Yeah, that that elevator is so much worse than the ones on like the long zip where we watch it is a man's lie
Is there a no protection?
Right nothing. Yeah, there's not they get to a far corner left or right. They're shooting the shit out of you
with cover
Brutal I'm gonna go to be can't go here. You need someone to hold it
Okay, nice watch
I just I'm okay with there being a delay. I just do I hate seeing it thinking that it's going to work and then it just not working if that makes sense like I'd rather not see this motion in my hand until I can actually trigger the damn thing is not just get pumped faked.
I don't think this expedition will bring players back.
I don't know.
We'll see.
I don't see our graders ever being like what it was, like where everyone and their mother's
playing in.
It's like taking over gaming.
I don't it's very hard for any game to do what our graders did but for it for the game to do it twice now I
Mean bro, you can count on one hand how many games have been able to do it twice. It's very very rare thing
Very very very very like I said it before and I think you guys will agree
For a game to do it at all is like old sub fraction of a percent
for a game to do it
go negative and then do it again. I mean, I don't know if there's any game that's been able to do that.
Maybe Tarkov?
Always on time!
Well, you gotta think Tarkov, like they literally would put the game out, it would die, fall
off and then they would do the wipe.
But again, I don't think Tarkov ever got to the point where like our creators got to.
But then again, it's hard for us to know because they weren't on steam like ever.
But at the same time, like, there was never a moment.
Yeah, but it's even hard to say that. I don't know. I don't know. It's hard to, it's hard to,
hard to tell. I don't think Tarkov was ever like as mainstream as this game was.
But I mean, bro, you gotta remember, and I don't know how many of these were bots,
but there was a world where Pestilli had 250,000 viewers and Landmark had 100,000 himself.
like at one time I'm pretty sure it either had you know one of if not the
highest on twitch viewership ever I think during the heyday of arc whenever
peanut was going live for a hundred twenty thousand viewers every day I don't
they talk I've ever got to that point
shit balls oh shit league has been hanging forever
Yeah, I mean dude, it's one of that league league league is one of those games, man
I'm in hell I'm in hell just don't be man. It's only getting worse
I'm going down and going down in the D and you go down.
Hey, go.
There's somebody shot.
Can we pull that?
Snapchip, be that pussy.
That pussy.
Careful, watch.
Check for mines.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
yeah watch for the rat we're late they know we will shoot
okay we're getting pyramid
that didn't kill you
you holy shit they're in here I think I'd be close right yeah
one's in room
I got close, on the left side
Ready?
No
Am I gonna catwalk?
They're all there, all there close
Prezzy!
I've had enough of this raid, I am out of here.
Gentlemen, it's good to see you guys.
Hold on one second.
Jesus.
What happened to you, same thing.
Oh, what the American?
Yeah.
Yeah.
God.
If you have the N-word on your bingo's card, go ahead and check it off.
Yeah.
Go ahead and check it off.
Yeah.
Yeah, what happened brother?
Just a quick one, it might be flashlighted out of your brain.
In and out, in and out, honestly, in and out, at least we didn't waste our time, you know.
God forbid you waste a gooper's time. Sometimes good, sometimes shit. Sometimes
maybe good, sometimes maybe shit. That was a bad one. That was not a good one.
Not a good one at all. No, I did not know. Yeah, what happened to you big dog?
What happened to you? I just went to the right and I opened the right door and
I had to take it. Oh, you pulled
a Niko. God. You're pulling me.
You got on him and then you did
it. Right. You picked it up in
broad daylight and you scratched
it.
Ain't that movie?
I can't. The ringer. I can't
Ringer. Oh man, that's a banger. It's it's something that they couldn't make in today's world
Oh, it's a movie about a guy who competes in the special Olympics as a not special individual
So that he can pay off gambling debts
Yeah, it's not a movie. Yeah, it's like a 2005 movie or something like that
fuck but it's yeah it's very funny movie Johnny Knoxville that's who's the main
actor in it but it's not as bad as what you think what year did that come out
2005 Wow on the money
When the fuck do we get ice cream here you go fishy here you go fishy I
I
Dude I I guessed that I guess I guess that given the type of movie it was
For the early 2000s was just a different world, bro
It was a completely different world man
I
I
It's all
Love isn't always all time. Yeah
Yeah, appreciate you, mate.
Alright, we need a big dooper to bring back, uh...
Yeah, agreed.
To bring back the losses.
Yeah, lock it in. We gotta lock it in.
Also, the slur slingers are in, and we need to prepare to take them out.
Because they're slinging them
Yeah, I didn't hear it. Oh you didn't hear that oh my gosh
It was the hardest the hardest bomb I've heard in a while behind that one. Yeah. Oh damn. Oh, yeah
He put some ass behind it
I should came from the chest. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's it. That should came from a dark place
vanger and depression and
and hatred okay that's that that's never good
that's a lot he said it with anger he did he did a lot of it a lot of anger
we're playing we're gonna be playing some more of it SG another one we're gonna
I'll be playing more league here in a little bit.
I'll be a couple more games of arc that will swap.
Balls are already down there.
They're in long haul too.
I wonder if they just dropped down right in front of us.
Oh, that'll happen. That'll happen.
God damn it, Hutch.
That'll happen.
I got mines.
I'm in there like swimwear.
Walls are up. Yeah, yeah, walls are up down there.
Yeah.
There he is.
Wowzers.
One on one.
Did you do one left?
Oh god, you're almost cracked right there.
I had to go down. Shit.
Push and crack. On me. On me. On me.
Pushing.
Good. Other one's pushing on this pillar.
Right side now. Beautiful.
Beat that. Dead.
Last one left side. Walking, walking, walking, walking.
You're an absolute beast. You're an absolute beast.
You're an absolute beast. I'm watching I'm watching I'm watching you're good
these are these are the guys I betrayed that's up to one
I wasn't cheating. Work out, boys.
Why?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't kill Nick that way, man.
Don't kill Nick, man.
Why'd you have to do that, man?
Why, hey, Art, wait a second. Before you kill me.
Art! Art!
Why are you cheating, man?
Is it getting to that point, gentlemen?
It's getting to that point. It's getting to that point.
Well, we're playing like fucking idiots, man. We're running shit
Down and pass by the mine
That is true. I
Literally physically some jump down the mine went off get into shit thing. That's a free knock
So this archives cheat. Yeah, this is literally him. Yeah, 119 days. That's right. That's a cheater that we've betrayed in your honor
No, we didn't know are you sure that's him because that was the guy that yes, that was the one
Who was the one who was the one that I betrayed remember they read me and Nico yeah, I don't think it was art
I think I think that's I mean I just saying it is him though
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that he's the one who killed all of us Nico or
Ameke and Symphony and then he's the one who read this and I killed now. He's killing us again. It's just third time
I don't know dude fuck.
I don't know what's happening anymore.
I just know that getting blown up like that off the rib, when we know where they're at, is a little bit insane.
I don't know if it actually barbed way into it, but all the best. He is right.
The mind should have killed the next team.
I don't know what happened there.
When the tight-knit up call goes out and we don't do that, that's a deflating moment, boys.
That's that's a
Throw a little wrench in there
So usually I would argue with you, but after the 1v3 you pulled off you've really put me in a predicament right now
Right, you know, you can't do something you can't hit a walk-off grand slam and expect me to argue with you
Yes, sir coach. Yes, chef. I
mean, I
I don't know what happened to you, but I watched it just get fucking torn. Oh, bro
I walked in the middle of the opening and got obliterated. That's not the point
I broke I broke the guy on the stairs you ran back up. There's two guys hugging that wall
I just get
Hitter shots and then you say one more shot on him instead. I
Got literally nuked
So I obviously you guys didn't have an angle. So that's on me for just dying like that
that. Oh my gosh. Why I have to heal. I have to get at least like a bandage in the shield
off. I have no chance in like jiggle peaking. The DC is like boys. I don't think I don't
think you guys understand how bad DC in this game is. So it is really, really bad. And
no matter how perfectly I jiggle peak like I'm going to get hit by a couple of shots
each time I was too low man there's no there's not really me doing anything
they'll never be, never be, never be, never be, never be, never be, never be.
Made for you.
I love you, baby.
Love you, baby.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Have you seen how demiled are you as well?
I keep all!
We ended up ending the day three and five.
Our last game was another game of tragedy and suffering and sadness and depression.
Yesterday, all of yesterday was honestly just a curse, like even the games where we would
win, it was like our bot lane, we did not have a good bot lane all day.
We had an 80 carry that dropped 20 kills, but it was one of the worst 80 carries I've
ever seen.
just somehow last hit every single person on the map.
You gotta make sure you get practice in.
Oh, trust me, bro.
I know, I know.
We're gonna go practice.
Listen, that 200K is mine, man.
It's mine.
I'm gonna get that practice in.
Don't you worry about nothing.
League of trash.
I don't disagree with you, brother,
but I need to win money, man.
You gonna support me or not?
We gotta go compete.
Also, Nefiri jungle, I played a lot of Nefiri.
I like Nefiri.
Yo, Dennis taking for the five, or yeah, man, it's sad.
It is what it is.
It is what it is, bro.
It is what it is.
I'm done done with him
Lbf I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry
Yeah, well, Luddy just, or Luddy, Jesus, uh, DL just wants me to play a stunt, champ.
I'm gonna be kinda like the Engage, I'm gonna kill people early and set us up for success
late.
That's kind of the mindset, our team.
Little flavor change, if you will, little flavor change.
Sure, yes, chef.
Remember later if you stumble, concrete. Deliver it to a field where you can't reach it.
Cleanse the pallet with a little spaceport.
Get our steps in.
Change the pacing.
Fresh one.
I'm gonna put it in your choice as far as you're at.
Am I here sharp?
See off my wall.
What spawn do you have to have to be shooting in front of us, right, 29 minutes?
Yeah, Daisy's gonna be a lot of fun.
Tune in TM, TM, TM, TM, TM.
Right in front of me.
Climb it up to look the old Ark thing.
I'm coming as well.
I'm going to be at top.
I'm going to be at top.
I have a really good angle very soon.
Knocked one, knocked one, knocked one.
I got knocked off the wall.
One health.
Is that a new team or is it the same team?
It might be a new team.
I don't know if it's not good.
Second guy.
Oh, they're down.
Bottom of the wall.
I can't hit him.
I see him.
I killed one.
Full.
Nice shot.
Nice.
One's up here.
Go.
Careful, Nick.
Right here.
Head shot at him.
Right here.
Down there.
Going, going.
Head shot at him, right here.
Down there.
Going, going.
Got him, got him.
Nice.
Shot, boys.
I'm with you.
OK.
Try to defend so we can just stand up.
Yeah, I'm going to help him.
You're good, you're good.
He's stuck there.
I'm going to keep him on the ground.
Yeah, you guys do that.
I'm spinning.
He's knocking, knocking there.
This is two different teams, yep.
All right, that's a drill.
I'm chilling around.
I'm going to go around.
I'm going to go around.
I'm going to go around, right?
I'm going to go finish both these guys real quick.
OK.
Careful of the rock to your hut.
Look at you, guys.
Yeah, it's cool. See me
They say I can shoot it with you. Yeah
All right, well these guys are dead
Are you learning
So you got a guy got up you go I don't see you I go to I go to okay
I brought a whole cracker
They're fighting up here a lot a lot a lot of people fight up there. Yeah, but Tina
All right, these three guys are gonna be good
I'm running to me. I want blood. Yeah, sounds good
On my way all right, we're good
Yeah, they're already cut me off.
Wasn't the fast shot.
Got him.
All right.
Saw me.
Saw the stream either way.
Headshot one.
Up three.
I hear him, sorry.
Hatch shot, dead.
I'll hand this other one to the left.
Broke, break.
Flash, flashed on his dead.
I hear him, I hear him, headshot.
Cracked the other one, cracked the other one.
Yeah, he's really pretty dead.
I can fucking shot this boys, god.
Yeah!
Well, my teammates are looking better than your teammates.
I can't land any.
Hell have it.
Gage!
Hell have Marshall.
I need to go grab this
There's your fucking thing that get shit on get shit on get shit on
You're terrible
Mom should have swallowed you
Give us the nip check
Little dickheads
I'm gonna say I love you baby
Fuck yeah
I love that for me
The Goose Tower
Yeah, I mean they, that's where they came from
They killed it to you with the slowdowns.
So probably not.
Ernest, thank you so much for the five months, man.
I appreciate you, bro.
What's up, man?
I'm about to have a beer out here.
Hey man.
About to let this puppy sing.
What do you snap hook pack on top?
Whatever you see we ain't
Coming out
Motherfucking no
I'm going all the way up
Who shot the hook?
Looks good.
Could be opposite side there.
Are we game prone or opposite side?
There's a field crate over here bro.
Nah, we're all clear up here boys.
Alright.
Yeah, we just pinged one all the way
Hey one once
What did you guys down there
whoo-hoo
No
Hey, what's up, I can't clean that's all I
I'm all now son
I'm all now
Snapping up or something. Oh, that's it. That's it for me
We're just gonna find there into that thing deogas
I find the roof of your house. Yeah, sorry. Sorry. Yes. Let's go. Yeah, I'll um
I'm probably gonna tweet it. I mean I can say it now, but I don't think I think everyone's just streaming
But I'll tweet it we did tweeting it will probably be the best way to get people in the discord
Got you
AHHHHHHHHH!
BASTARD!
Nah, I was on there.
I'm on roof.
Can we wait for Diagro before you try to go in there?
We're gonna have that thing on our back.
sounds good I'm in here but I'm just in here so diagros
they're in there
are they actually
yeah I was trying to tell you
I'm chillin I don't hear them they snapped up they definitely snapped up
like originally oh yeah I just heard one
what's up here and you guys outside there in here
It's a spider here on the door, just going up the mountain.
Is that a breach? Are you breaching or not?
No, I said that's a...
Okay, I just think fucked up.
Snap out.
Yeah, girl.
Slime down, Hutch.
No, man.
Go in first.
fuck it
these guys got snapbooks?
she dead
oh man
im just gonna read this out
we got a torn blanket
a water filter
not the water filter
Fireball burners
Got two processors
You know baby
I think that was on you guys through the windows
I'm gonna kill this rocket here. I might die for it
It just instantly spins me off that's so unfortunate
It likes you too.
It's a game.
Hey, Dope!
I'm crawling up to the door.
You can open it from the inside.
I got you, Nick.
Come on.
Get that up for a little bit.
Usually, it doesn't spin me off that instantly.
He's doing the wobble-dee-wobble-dee.
Bro, I got up there, and that thing spun me off so quick.
I need redemption.
Keep an eye out for him.
Where's he at?
He's dead.
Who's your daddy, motherfucker?
Yeah!
She thinks my tractor's sexy.
We really turned you around
Yeah, you know what we should start running athlete this right here
She killed this leap or start running leaper leaper mods those the zip line rooms
Shit damn
oh shit well that'll happen that'll happen
you want to start doing what these things right here once one deeper pulse
me this spotter kills me I'm a freak out purple yeah bro imagine you're
sitting in an elevator and someone throws this thing at ya.
Can I throw it?
Like watch, Nico, come in here.
Say you're holding in this area, right?
Can I just do this?
Yeah.
Thanks, Bob.
Did I just do something?
30 minutes.
No, no, no, no.
I'm just saying, like, if you're in a-
Yeah, I'm in the elevator, then what's it gonna do is it's gonna hit- it's gonna hit
me.
I'm just saying like if you're in the elevator then what's it gonna do is you're gonna hit like it's gonna hurt him a lot
You think yeah fucks him up and breaks their shield it hurts their health and it knocks him down
The best grenade in the game
What you want to loot the rest of them the purple things right then we could have to y'all
I need a little more
I mean and the ex I'm on the radius is like humongous
Sir, oh you don't get any more from this one
One per leap or anything
Yeah, it's a grind it's a grind I think it's one of those where if we see a leap or we just kill it for it. Yeah
Yeah
That would be a crazy way to open the fight though, I can't lie I'm saying chuck that shit down the hallway
I'm pressing my blood so far girl
That's realized I'm out of ammo
There you go.
The arch is coming.
The arch is on their way!
They ran over right.
Hey Raider, I appreciate your taxes.
Much love man!
Are we chilling or what?
Hey Raider, I got your call!
Raider?
Hey Raider, I heard you're coming to see me.
Raider.
You'll probably pull right through the door.
No Chuck, they will probably.
Oh Gile, you didn't miss nothing bro, we just been chillin.
You got to craft those things too.
Just hangin.
You can't right, you have to just get them off leaps.
Yeah, you gotta get them off leaps.
You can't handle the truth you want me on that wall you need me on that wall
I'd rather you just say thank you yeah I mean what about your merry way the new map I think
the reason why you don't see me either way is because I think the reason why you don't
play this game. So I don't
see anyone playing it is
typically like everybody.
Plays this game for at least
most of the streamers. For like
the PVP side of it. And. That
map is so PvE heavy. It truly
is virtually impossible to play
that that map without just a
It has stopped playing it
It's just a lot of arc man. I understand it's our creator such I mean I get that
But I think that's the big reason why everyone's already off of it
She takes my tractor six a really turns her wrong
Absolute cinema. Absolute cinema.
I've drained the lizard. I got the same thing.
Me as well.
Beep break. There you go.
Glad you're trapped.
Don't skip all five powers.
I love you, baby.
You as well. Where you going?
I
Anyone got a blue shield for a goopa coming in coming in coming in thank you and one got a snap hook for a goopa
Now that is the one area
I
Wait, I might be able to I might be able to make one one second. Let me look let me see what I can do here. Oh
Yeah, no, I'm
You need to exit this modules I do he brings with us
I'm bringing you three stacks of Exodus modules
I mean, if you want to do like a quick extract, I can bring you a 15 and I can heal this one.
I can wait.
Can I just heal him?
What's the rate?
Yeah, you gotta have an access.
Yeah, I need.
I definitely need those.
All right.
Bring you 15.
Nice group.
We'll do a quick in and out.
All right.
I'm gonna go pee real quick.
I'll be right back.
yeah give me but a moment I need to go pee
I
I
Hey
Showing the kill, we don't care man.
It don't matter, it don't matter at all.
It don't matter, it don't matter at all.
I'm bad I'm bad I'm bad but I'm by
Who can drink the most and still stream not me
Not me all my thoughts that I hold them myself. I just start saying them and we all don't want that
And we all don't want that
Then this business business
Get your business
All right, I'm gonna have to bring in the snap hook on the next one. You got the blue shield. I forgot it
I do got that. We're we're subtracting right here. Yeah, we're just extract
I
Shrackin we're leaving infinite quick business
You all about that homes at Sean's quickly fight you guys excited for that or not
Yeah, that this week I think I'm just gonna rag doll them I think so too I
I can't wait there's one person I like to watch you whoop the John really not
because I you know anything like that it's just that guy's a dog and he's
gonna you know he's gonna try and fight back but with Hamza good luck brown
That's that different level of human strength
He's a Dagestan guy, right
Okay, what do you mean by that?
Okay, it's just another
crazy rush yeah yeah yeah got up he's
chinching where's he from the edge yeah
which is like very far away from that
it's a tough place man like that kind of
fucking brutal isn't that just what
breeds fighters though like the perfect
concoction
I'm sorry man, that's a good parlayer right there that's a damn, that's a damn good parlayer
right there.
All right, I got it.
Let me see what I can do with this one.
Please.
You'll like four or five things now.
Oh, bro, I still got more for myself. Yeah, I play a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot of Stellamond
I can heal every one of this okay got your snapbook coming in
I'm good because good. Yeah. Yes, sir. Good to rock. Okay. Cool.
Spotify!
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-da-da-da-da-da!
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-da-ba-ba.
Oh shit.
They found the guy from Storage Wars that passed away.
I found out why or how it exactly happened though.
Yeah, it was suicide man, it's so sad.
That is so sad.
So sad.
I thought it was OD.
He looks like me.
What the fuck?
Who?
The guy from Storage Wars?
The redneck guy?
He was always beefing with, uh, what's the other guy that went, yup!
I
Dave fucking Dave, bro. I
Excuse me son
Excuse me son
Hey, I'm locked. No, you're not
The 3d1 elevator you should have had
Getting two taps on a right-hand peak. You shouldn't have happened. That's two. We're gonna keep going
Lock in bro. You fucking 26 zero responsibility
What's up, hold on now you're the hug is terrible and you need to figure it out now. I don't tell you buddy
I said she offered that won't be three
Well, thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I say you up for the 1v3 as well
Hatch with hutch
I'm on the right side a little bit I'm running right at it give the spirit that body on me
I
Body up top
I just went down yeah
Make sure that
So you're mine what are you sorry? Yes, I literally saw him I just go right through it. I believe I can't it's crazy
I
Don't want that cops
All right, I'll go down first. I'm just gonna hop around a little bit. I'm not going all the way down
He's there. He's there. They're right there
Out the door, right here.
Yeah, right there, right there.
I see one on the wall.
There you go, now if I go down.
No, and they have two proximity mines on the, on the ship.
I got one down here on me too.
Might peek me.
I'm looking, I'm looking.
Okay, we cannot go down that way.
There's two, there's two proximity mines on each ship.
Watch here, you're in it.
I don't know if there's anything or not.
Let's go, let's go kill him.
I see one, I see one.
All right, I'm coming.
Fuck these guys.
They were they were they they pushed back
Folks who wants to get drunk playing gambling with friends go right now at 248 on a Tuesday. Yeah, he's crazy
Yeah
All right, let's go these guys and let's go catwalk. I'm not giving these guys any more fucking free kills
No more
Only nothing only nothing
I would expect our minds to be shot off and not there anymore okay yeah yeah yeah agree
we had two proximity minds on east it's actually a leaf and it's another level of dedication
Very interesting. Up top.
Hey guys!
Hey!
What's up Danny?
Hey, so I have this idea and Kim's down.
Okay?
So, as you guys know, please sit for the mile.
Uh, my chat said if I don't drink today, I'm a racist.
So, I'm gonna drink today, and then I put it on Tim, and I said,
and I said Keela didn't drink today, he's racist.
Right.
So what if we open some Tequila and then go play Gamble with friends?
Right now.
What's that?
It's a game where we have it.
Yeah, game that.
We're playing actually last three now.
OK, new idea.
Why don't we create a play-cord?
We go, we go, we go.
I'm down with that one.
He could.
He could.
Very good, very good, very good.
All dead.
Last guy.
I did a door show behind you?
No.
Okay.
I'm gonna shoot.
Be careful.
I'm gonna shoot, I'm gonna shoot.
on this corner top hit some come to you yes to rent a has to rent a has to rent
a not good
Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it.
That killed, that killed, that killed!
You guys can kill.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
This fucking glitch is awesome.
Fuck.
Thank you.
I promise you I'm trying.
Here you go, man, here you go.
On that door, on that door!
Kill two, kill two, kill two, kill two.
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
I'm healing and I'm going Niko give me one second
All right, we're all good they still have zip lines mind
Good day, good day
Another one
With you in a second
down right here
Good job boys. Good work.
It's on us. Careful.
Yeah, it might just be me, because I have to bot down there.
Got you.
Oh, these volcanoes don't fuck around folks. Are you so here? Sorry. We're on a huge fight
Shit
I'll be down for some CS 2 with the boys
Me too. Yeah, five of us. It'd be perfect. All right
You get some practice in anyways, that'd be awesome
I'm not gonna play that
Whatever the hell y'all are playing. I'm not doing that. What's that here? Oh gamble or friends. Yeah. Well, yeah, whatever
Too cool
Okay, right there you can use it now to like bro like I'm telling you bro. It's insane. You want me to use it?
Yeah, I'll try be 20 shows if you want
No, no, no, you're gonna be shooed, okay, I'll use the next camp now
You still need the pips you're okay. I like ammo. Yeah, that's why it's way through. I was burning your ammo anti-fight
I got deep herds. So need to loot the first three. Yeah, open the door
one's here, one's here, look at these doors they set up bro, oh these guys were a little
stinky, little stinky, yeah they were, I love it, oh, there's a body over here too, on
I'm gonna heal, I'm gonna heal hard.
One health on that guy.
They're ready.
On me.
Nice.
One's lit.
That's gonna kill.
Yeah, that could be both.
Maybe one more and if there is, he's wanting.
Nice job.
Good job.
Good job.
He's wanting nice job
Work gentlemen, I'm blowing up mine down here
Give me a hotch give me a hotch I just heard someone else shoot in our level
Take take take just keep just keeps for now keep for now
Alrighty alrighty
Get that Bob guys careful stock
Looks like it is
he's dead he's dead okay oh sick bro ran into it you need one on me here you
can I hit me through the fucking thing
kill three kill three kill three huge you touch jeez full team dead we're gonna
need from them they're all dead yeah yeah late night late night okay huge he
I'm gonna get out of touch you. I shot boys. How about you?
They were with the Torente Torente go
I found a 40 I'm chilling I know
I'm sure someone shield pop there might be another team here
I need to make a I need to make a pile
My door my door I'm opening up something really quick to put guns in
I
Yeah
stop stop stop
okay
heard, yes chef
I'm close, I'm close
I'll be looting my kills up top
I got smokes, I got one trouble
There's one trouble is
I'm pushing up the wall going towards you Nick
We're not staircase
I'm getting active, ready?
Yeah, ready.
One down.
I'll be free.
On your left, on your left, on your left.
Two on your left, they're both going downstairs.
We're going to go down.
I'd be free.
On your left, on your left, on your left.
Two on your left, they're both going down stairs.
We got eight, we got eight.
What the fuck?
Where?
They're both here, both are here, both are here.
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
Nice.
He was kicking fights with every type of person. He was so angry.
He was fucking running out of breath saying that shit.
He did sound a little overweight. He was not very happy about what just happened to him.
I think that might be why these guys have the good team stuff, so they should have some things
I had a gold Bobby you want yeah, that's you get on it
I'll give you this Bobby. Yes, sir. Yes
Thank you my Bobby. Oh, I'm okay. Okay. Thank you. Yes, sir. I have so many fucking bodies
Like I have like your type of bodies, bro. They have like almost two pages
We've grown that bobby farm I see.
There's a farm of bobbys.
It only brings in volcanoes, man.
It's so sad.
It's a way harder gun to use, honestly.
I mean, bobby's just all around good, but like, this one's only really, really good at buzz.
Exactly.
Is that Nick running around?
No, it might be me.
I mean me coming up. I don't know just be right there. Why'd you say Nick?
It's out of like short steps
That hutch moving or is that the fucking queen?
Yeah, bring me all the guns. I'm trying to set a record right now
Everybody drop me down drop me down target. Come on
What you worth anything else almost 500k
Okay.
Oh my god.
This one's a full purple.
This later then.
Get it along with us.
Thank you.
Pleasure to do business.
All right.
520,000.
Oh.
What is this?
Intrinte?
Intrinte too.
Yeah, it's Intrinte.
I got my loot in here.
If anybody wants some extra stuff, there's some shield charges in there and some stimmies.
of
holy shit holy shit
I'm as fucking good as you
get ready to hit the fucking
I know no no no we're not going that way
yes I know that's why we're going that way
I want to see if there's any dead bodies over here as well
oh where's this
the buyer here on me
All right, I'm going to back there.
It's a little 500k rate.
I mean, nothing to write home about, but something honest.
Nothing too crazy.
Nothing too crazy.
I made a pile.
I made a pile?
When did I make a pile?
It is a bear kid over here.
I don't know.
Wait, I made a pile, bro.
Really?
Where?
When did I make a pile?
What?
What the fuck did this happen?
What in the fuck did we get ice cream?
Oh my god, it's right here.
Wait, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
No, it's nothing crazy, it's just can't go.
It is, it's good stuff though.
There's a bear kid over here, let me check it first.
Some light.
No way, are you guys good?
No way!
Shit, I thought you got ratted.
No way!
I'm coming I'm coming you know I got would you get
What is that I'll bring it as what we need leap for you fucking me Paul
No
lock on the caps lock off man I love you and sir I love you
yo they had to set up they had trip mines on both elevators with two proximity
mines on each like they're trying to invent right now you saw that I have
four bobcats with kinetic converters one without I got one tempest with a kinetic
Not tempest. I'm sorry. It's rent a thousand mine. I got a volcano with the kinetic converter to level four tempest the level four Bettina
The canto full purple besides mag. I've never seen over 500 days. You but how much you ever know I'm under 19,000
Not too shabby boys, not too shabby
I was a hell of a fight too that tripled. No gun does what I did with the torrent a that game
Oh, no, yeah, that's torrent a only
It really is
I think that res glitch might be like the worst that like the
Stuck in right hand or left hand
The only thing worse than the res glitch is the role where you can only roll to move
like seven times like three different times trying to rest me I had a huge
He made it I think
Cuz I would have been bad
In nineteen thousand one hundred eighty-three
Stay
How many how many how much experience did you guys get we had to have killed so I
Probably you probably got more bro. We had to kill so many people
Over there four thousand
Some of these anvils were the apples kind of nice on blue gate
Since the beginning of the expedition all right check when you guys go get folksy so we can figure out what the fuck he wants to do
Yeah, oh
Fucking saying that shit
Actually the wedding is really good. I don't know yeah, that's why I sound like you exactly that
You play spaceport a lot, but I was like
Well, you do have to admit on those two maps like for sure, but when you get here with that Hesai and
They're in the turtle discord you guys
have it you don't have Timmy and friends yeah Timmy and friends go there you go
do you have it yeah hello I know but he wants to play this game I saw Peter
and then playing last night I don't know if I'm done that but I'm so down for CS
boys come on
Oh, he said okay, like go fuck yourself. Okay, but
No, no, he's
Him can you stop?
I'm right now in an overwatch match because I was just casually talking to Dennis about this and I'm getting fucking rinsed
You can rinse the way no way. Fuck you. I've literally won the last five until Dennis came in here
saving the day because.
You're pretty sure.
Projecting.
Projecting.
Man, we've heard some of the
craziest slurs today's been
in so much.
Heard your favorite word a
couple of times.
You're cool.
Uh, I mean, I'm, you know, would you guys be down for CS?
Uh, there was like an awkward silence after we said that.
Well, no danger.
No, I think, no, I think he's, I think he's doing overwatch right now.
And I'm playing this stupid ass ribbon tied map, the worst map I've ever drawn.
Fucking arc around me.
Fucking me.
I mean, realistically, daddy, how long you just streamed for?
Cause yesterday, let me back up here.
Are you still planning on going to a restaurant?
Well, there's three o'clock, because that's what you told me yesterday.
Well, no, dude, so I ordered Mexican food at like 11, right?
And it was like 45 minutes delivery and everyone's like, you're an idiot.
It's now going to be 45 minutes.
The second I placed delivery, I placed order.
It was 45 minutes for maybe five minutes and then it went to two and a half hours.
That'll happen.
It was, it was a two and a half hour delay.
Yeah, I mean, I know.
You know, I mean everybody's doing exactly what you're doing. Yeah. Yeah, everyone's like you're a fucking moron
But yeah, no dude, it's a circle back on what Timmy said are you are you playing today?
Are you playing all day? I don't think he's gonna be on much longer because I was okay
Okay, well, okay. Well, you guys have to do that thing with peanut tonight, right?
What's that we yeah, we said we play apex with them
But that's not so like yeah that 8 p.m. That's in like five hours. Listen, I'm down a game for like two hours
And then what so you are going to this little
I'm down this game to like five that are six, what's it give me what's this thing he's doing?
Let's go to like five or six. Like he was gonna get everyone together today and we were gonna go to like
a Mexican restaurant like he wanted to go drink at a Mexican restaurant. It's a great day to do that.
Yeah, but leaving. Yeah. But like after I order Mexican food, it took two and a half fucking hours.
Oh, yeah. Everywhere you go is going to be absolutely silent.
It's going to be a shit show for sure. Where is where is Draca? Is he off?
No, Drac says he's he feels like he's super sick.
And I said, hmm, what did you put in your body this weekend?
And you refused to tell me so. Probably a bit.
There's a little lost.
He's a he is F1 Miami weekend.
And I was like, yeah?
I was like, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, see, I had to hold it down for Miami.
I'm like, oh, no.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh, my god.
All right.
Fucking hell, man.
So we do this.
Sir.
Oh, dude, boy.
I mean, Timmy, what do you want to do?
You won't play Overwatch all day?
What are you doing?
Well, after this game now, really, um...
I don't...
I didn't plan on streaming for more than probably, like...
I don't know, four hours today,
and I'm already two and a half in.
Huh.
But like...
You were gonna do a four-hour stream today?
Oh, yeah, bro, fuck yeah.
I'm 100% on that wave, like,
three four hours and I'm good
the hooks are the hooks are not in
well we we just need some of that
made us feel like our credit so
beginning of I was doing 16-hour
Marvel streams well that's all I need to get
he always goes back to the Marvel
always
was I ever doing 16-hour streams
for once in a second
there was a bunch of
Well, we were playing God, we were all doing that shit.
That was not 16.
I don't think Verdance was 16.
I think early Verdance, we were definitely
hitting some crazy streams.
Counter strike, you were ripping them back in the day.
Overwatch as well, probably.
What was he ripping?
Oh, no.
I knew it.
I was just about to say, not that close, see?
Yeah.
I was probably about to say it.
What?
Are we ripping?
So are we doing this or what, boys?
I'm trying to go and game.
that's what i'm saying you said you were two and a half deep on a four hour you're here
Oh, yeah, so no, let's not do it if we're gonna game for an hour. Yeah, that's a match and a half
on long, right? So how about you extend? Oh, yeah, dude, I love gaming right now. Totally.
Just go. Yeah, but you're telling me you wouldn't enjoy us all going and playing CS. That could be fun.
What?
All right, let's do it.
Yeah!
What?
I'm also on mix mode here, where it's like, well fuck, that's only an hour.
Oh, now Clozie's backing out.
What is going on?
What is going on?
I said, I'm on for it, fuck it.
I'll get a morgarita right now.
I don't think anyone's drinking, Dennis.
I
To me with the icebreaker
No, wait if that's the case, let's just go play CS until peanut kiss on it and then you guys can go play it I
Probably won't make it that long, but I will play what do you have to do not stream I have to not stream
I don't exactly know what I have to do.
Tim's a game bug tripper now, that's the most exciting time.
So that's all I live for now.
Just wait for the next day, wait for the next trip.
So I have a thumbnail, you probably do bro, you're probably so happy I'm going to play
this dog shit game.
Bro, the fact that they literally, the update was fucking cash bro, wait guys we got this
map.
10 years ago. What do you want? What do you want to know anything?
It's a gap. Can we can we play AT&T and I later practice, please or mods AT&T 200
K and I let her practice. Thank you. I think I have the thumbnail for two as well.
If you play country. I'm gonna be. No. Okay, I might not even be like ranked
Oh my god, oh my god
Did not know
Couldn't play it. I thought he could play
So if you don't even
Place yes
I'm shut down to send in the stream, man.
Don't have the stream?
Don't have the stream.
Don't leave us.
We had hell together with us.
We got 150 revolver cases.
Why am I in this arc while I'm even by myself?
What happened to you two?
We left to go play CS, you cop sucker.
Wait, you loaded up CS, but you said you can't play CS.
Why would you load it up if you can't play it?
So you can't play it.
I didn't know. I thought we were just going to play like pubs or some shit, bro.
And this what we're doing. I hate you. Tell me do you have competitive lock? Can you play competitive?
Yeah, let's figure this out. Hold on
If you could buy copper good
Yeah, as long as you could play copper, which I don't know which one's calm. Oh god
We need to see you open this game. I just want to open cases, bro
So complete matches another game most unlike this one
Yeah, it's cheap just talks
Let's just give him another account, bro. Yes whips do it
Is that illegal? No, this isn't League of Legends. I think it might be
Just give him we have like a brother. I could literally download cheats and play Counter Strike on my stream
And they'd be cool with that. I'm pretty sure so fuck it
CS
Tell me I'm wrong tell me I'm wrong somebody
Tell me I'm wrong, please
Love to be wrong.
Wait, Dennis, you went into Nick's chat and said this was my idea?
Nick, did he say that this whole thing was my idea?
I didn't say that. You get one guide?
I was taking credit for this idea. This was a great idea.
Quotes him said he's down. Oh, okay. Are we buying cases?
I already opened cases
My bad. I'm gonna stop. What are you opening?
Revolvers, okay?
Yeah, that's fucking dog shit. Okay, no, it's the old knives. That's why I wanted it right? What's these are old knives?
Are we getting?
Are we going to count? What are we doing here?
I don't know bro Dennis Dennis you're driving this ship. What are we doing bro? No
What cases are we opening? Yes, are we talking get up? Oh
We hit with it. Just why did you say something? Yeah, it's first off
I got a little bit of a list Nico. Nico. Can you play talking it up guys?
Yeah
Can you not play premier? Can you play normal?
Yeah, I could play casual death. Yeah, I don't want to I don't want to show that to you. Yeah. I'm
gonna be case somebody name a case so I can buy some left.
44% whips he can't play anything. I just have to play these pubs out.
How the fuck do you spell it bro? Holy fuck.
You chroma threes. Just try to type your name and I can't fucking spell infinite.
Oh, yeah.
OK, so I can't play competitive.
Yeah.
Wip says just haven't played two deathmatch games?
I don't think it's that easy.
Premier is level 20.
But then I think he could do comp before, but comp is as, yeah.
He just needs to get to level two for comp.
What level is your account?
to your question. Have you ever played CS?
I played it like a handful of times, like five times.
That's probably it. Not long games.
I think we just, I think we just get a little,
little, you know. Why don't you guys play and I play two death matches.
Perfect. Because we can't play without five, I don't think, right?
I don't think we can. No, we're gonna be two like separate.
It's giving a cow, bro. Holy fuck
Is this going if it gets banned I don't care
Dude, it's dropped an account. Just trade all the shit off the account and then fucking
That's so bad
We're at the point we don't care
I gotta pay the fuck, yeah.
Dude, Tim is so angry.
The clock just wants to have a margarita.
Yeah, yeah.
I kind of do too.
Yeah, we all can't get what we want, man.
The problem is, Dennis is trying to drive the ship.
He's blind.
He's trying to drive the ship.
Yeah, so it's a way that's the issue.
Okay, well, no.
Guys, I thought the ship was going to go.
No, no.
The ship was going to do a iceberg.
to play gamble with friends and then you said let's go play CS. That's one of your boys, Gigo, can't even play CS.
I'm opening cases. That is true. Do we figure out what we're doing guys?
No, you recommended it. Can you recommend the game though?
Yes I do.
And you can't even play!
Yes I do.
Never mind.
I was going to tell you just go play two Gigo match.
How long did that take, which?
Like, 30 minutes?
That's fast just quick, bro.
Gigo hop into the ever quick.
I mean if you were playing while we were talking right now,
You might have got one gamer in it.
Yeah, you just, yeah, I'm on your screen.
Like, you're just like, now, are you breathing?
I'm on your screen for the account info.
No. No, just go play Jeff's Toys.
You just want me to play Jeff's Toys.
Literally thinks we're gonna get banned.
And there's one thing this guy cares about.
It's his account or should I stand, so.
Oh, wait, you were gonna give him lips as a count?
No, no, I, it's one of the four that I have.
How much money you got in CSG and stimming?
I'll be over 150k.
Look at your head.
That's your head that big.
Don't let that suck at the game, please.
Please, please, please.
I'm actually awful.
I can't believe I haven't gotten a gold yet.
Did you play this game?
Yeah.
Big fire.
Tower strike?
Tower strike is a great game.
Well, if there's two games for the four mouths that I just swear on is that.
Pig legends.
They're so fucking good.
They're so good why is your cross here that big I haven't played a game before yes you have
Yeah, of course remember your other
Chat we still plan on doing some league, but we need to practice
Better than playing with the homies
Really
We said I love to crush the margaritas and then you were in my
Plastic I was in your chat watching our creators. I love watching our creators
Yeah, right. Yeah, right, buddy. Let's start taking photographs and no, no, no, locations you're screwed
Careful now, buddy
No
I had four yeah, but I got like a little poopless our
Lua the taco because my ship the control keys
But these cases have been absolute shit
We get the change our names of shit we do don't we
I
Wish can you just get them all that stuff? I gotta eat stuff
You're going to heat food up right now. I guess we do have to wait for him to get
If you know what he's doing. I'm gonna be back down
Got this game you set you on Twitter hurry
Holy shit
You know like my forehead
Okay, I bet you're right
What should my name be chat for a counter strike give me a good name oh
Oh
Where's gonna turn down the audio for now so you guys aren't listening to like the most ass gun sound you've ever heard in your life
We're just spamming
I know grow soon, maybe bro, we're just kind of do we're just drifting through the wind right now to be honest with you
Arq was pretty... I mean, Arq wasn't terrible today. I give Arq a rough time.
Get down!
Arq overlaid, GAV!
GAV!
GAV, are you here?
Like a paper bag.
You think through the wind.
Turn it up just a little bit louder.
a little fucking CS with the boys. Come on, baby. Come on, baby.
wrong gear some league boys
And game with the me game with the homies a little bit
Watch you just sprint through cases right now
Probably aren't you other I joined a death match and everyone's voting to kick me right now. What the fuck?
Dude, there's no way I get kicked
Oh my god
Yeah, I look like an icon like our case of the night, too.
Nice.
Open the red.
Make sure you hide, Nick, before you buy your keys.
They don't leak.
What?
What?
What the fuck was that?
This is why we're practicing.
Listen, you see that chat?
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Where's my headies, man? Where's my headies?
Just give me a knife, man.
Where's my headie? Where's my headie?
Holy shit, watching Hutch play TDM, he has Stevie Wonder in.
We Stevie Wonder.
He's not that bad now.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Fuck.
He was right there.
Damn, oh, shit.
Yes, yes, talk shit to me, chat.
While I'm warming up on CS for the first time in six months,
yes, yes, actually it's alive.
Three months.
a little piece of this shit talk shit yeah you heard the bed yeah
That's fun.
Which DM do you want, Nick Altshuis?
Yea, I'm going to destroy her now.
Great.
I don't know.
Yeah, of course.
Love you, Altshuis.
Bow, bow, bow, bow.
Nananananana.
May I change this area, huh?
What do you say? What do you say? Like a little like a little quick gold, you know, okay, let's look at we think
This doesn't care about you bro, but I'm pretty good one really wouldn't that be great too much
Combat sir and enough
Oh
Shit, I got a red AK. That's nice. Hey, we're kind
AK 47 Nightwish, I was not a bad one
Me it's not worth a ton, but it's not terrible
Yeah, already off arc the boys want to play some CS hang out for single tomorrow
I'm always down to hang out with the boys. You know, we also need a practice for the AT&T tournament. So I mean
I'm in yes pretty bad
oh my goodness oh my goodness go go go no
How is that not a headshot? What am I playing man?
Okay purple that two purples in a red
Give me my up
Give me my world you see the gold to get to work. You get it. Yes. Yes. Yeah. See gold. It's over
I like the way the other game does it work.
See the gold in the thing when it's spinning around, it's fucking awesome.
Oh Delta, yeah.
Yeah.
The way they do it.
Yeah.
Back in the day when he opened CS cases, the golds couldn't go by.
Oh my god.
So you could see one roll by and not get it.
Oh that'd be troll.
Oh that'd be kill thing.
Well you weren't playing back then Denny?
Oh my god that was just fucking shocking to see.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's because Gav's in the stream for like an hour a day and then dips and then he says all I left for five minutes
You're good, yeah, let me know when you're I think I'm good
There's a little skin there
See you just speak his name. We're not doing for me, right?
No, I don't think we can oh wait never mind. Yeah, I'm doing him
Because you have me go at it
I'll be
Do I send you in a pink?
Well worn, f**k off.
I'll grab your screen, I can't lie.
Okay, warm it up a little bit now.
Gold!
You know what we want.
You think John?
I
John
Body of first
All right, we're ready to rock
Can you open your party so I can join you not bad?
I don't know how to do that.
Invite me, Super Secret Spy.
Super Secret Spy, but don't tell nobody it's a secret.
I don't have a hot chat.
What are you?
I'm literally looking at Chuck 8 and G's.
Invite.
Is that you?
John?
John?
Where's Khlaki?
Margarh Retard.
Okay.
You're off.
You're offline, bro.
Oh, am I?
My bad.
You don't care what you don't care
What is that?
A lot of daylight today, dude.
You're going to get me like that.
You knew much, I'm asking you to read it, too.
What?
Iron age.
Okay, play.
Yeah, we'll just do premier. Who cares?
I'm dropping a roll.
Who cares about the air?
Right, Chad?
Well...
Don't say bingo
Bingo, it's gonna be cash every game right hundred percent
Do we ban
Oh my gosh
Wait what cash isn't here
Their update is cash, but we ban ancient
Dude, are you fucking kidding? How is cash not in premiere?
Make one sensitivity plan on
You know the DPI of your mouse, I mean they they only play Mirage, you know we ban Mirage
Sure
They all they only play Mariah
13,000 man if we lose fucking yeah
Okay, boys, okay
Let's go boys
Yeah, yeah truck truck got to the highest rank a controller
No fucking way truck is also one of the best players in the world
Yeah
Well best in an a I should say in a
Geats probably
I'm instantly dead have fun guys
I
So many of them are so weak, bro
That guy's that week
They um
Did you win this I show bare ass one one shot, so not gonna happen
anyone by shot
Yeah, we'll smack it.
Yeah, that, that, that, that Gush that that guy hit on me was actually so tragic.
I think we forced run out B, Rust.
B? We have another ace one.
That was also, I think there was five there.
Yeah, there definitely was.
Running out B, boys.
Come, come, one pun fish, one pun fish.
Nico, you've never played this game. Turn around and run the other way, bro.
No!
I
Listen just hold your W key and just keep like running at them
Let's go John
Get bomb play down
I didn't know I have a bullets so brutal bro
All stacks
Fuck
Been a while 30 been a while goodbye no more crouching no more crouching
Guys you guys are insufferable
my sense is a thousand to this game where my sense is slow as balls fuck everybody
wait somebody let me just wait
John I can't see through the smoke
and John
Oh my god there's no way that guy did that one close close close
One down on uh yeah
Okay so we're hitting bomb flashes like that right?
You fuck I'm ass!
Yeah
Alright I'll try bomb
Save
Yeah
You should be carrying bomb
Where are we saving? We are right?
Yeah yeah yeah
I think so
I'm gonna go underpass and try and jump up
Something's not shit all sack swung me all sack six
Tim you view body now I fell off actually
John
I
Was thinking yeah, oh
It's got jumps like one day right here
Okay, we three
Oh
Crazy is he jump cake motherfucker Oh, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Oh don't move. I have a Molly
Inside on sight one no
Oh my gosh.
Okay, we're okay.
He smokes an entry.
He makes someone buy Molly and Molly out of my, uh,
driver the fuck it's called.
How do I make it look like I'm jerking off?
I forget.
Okay, drive that bomb behind you.
I can't cap off your G.
No, not you.
No, I was dropping.
Yeah!
I
Can lock you, but we're trying to win this shit man. No, my bad, bro. Sorry. Sorry
No, they smoked
Yeah, they couldn't push this
Are we fucking serious? Yeah, one's close. It's close. Nice
Smoking CT
Yes
Once cat one stairs
Good boy
Two business days fetch that shot
We're about to have two problems. It's gonna be left in the right hook you motherfucker shut up
I'm not going to sit here and play him because you don't play the game.
You currently have as many kills as Nick's, so that's why I'm saying something.
Oh, hey Nick's starting to go, ooh, ooh, ooh.
You're the worst.
Nice.
That's a window in A. We should work out here.
Yeah, 100%.
Fuck.
Connector hit a thousand fucking times.
That's right.
That's yeah.
Stop crouching, Hutch.
You absolute fucking fat ass.
Stop crouching, Hutch!
Dammit!
Why do I crouch?
Just gave him a heady, man.
No, ice cream!
I mean, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it.
I don't like all the ice cream.
Take it, take it, take it.
Ice cream, ice cream, so cool.
Pick it last with a...
Hold that smoke.
Pick it last while.
Yeah, let him walk out, let him walk out, Nick.
Nice, that motherfucker.
Yeah, we're so bad, so down on money.
Grab that up, grab that up, nice.
Fuck
I am wash he's in palace with fucking D-roll for them trash
Sorry, I hate this motherfucker.
It's like cheese.
Hahaha!
Damn!
He's gonna perfectly peak the whole time!
No guys, can we figure out the fuck out?
A is free, A is free, A is free, A is free.
Honestly, A is free.
Yeah, we failed to just wait.
No, they throw all their utility away from the utility.
Yo, there, wait.
What's that?
Oh, no.
Okay, nevermind.
Non-spotter was.
Back there.
Where are you?
Oh, no.
Um.
Alright, well, wait for you to tell.
Sure.
Could be an off here, bro.
I know it.
I'll smoke CT.
Let me know when.
I
Don't wait, there's ways. Yeah, there's wasting you till
After this Molly do okay, it's not me when it's gone. I can't say oh
He's gone. I'm up
I'm no Molly for so one. Yeah, one's close flashing flashing. I
I got smoked nice I'm smoked off with just you guys mother
jump through from here?
not a nice move
infinite has the bomb
infinite you need to just throw the bomb behind you press 5 and then press g
there he goes, there he goes
well, rips told me to jump through for window and I did it and windows totally bad
You smoked tunnels. Yeah, you missed
I killed jump up to jump on site our anime P. F. P's getting some kills guys. I'm done cat ones on cat right now
I lit
Here you
Let's find out.
You gotta go kill him.
Yeah, spawn.
Go push.
Push.
Oh, no!
Take this!
Take this!
Take this!
Take this!
Yeah!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
It's over.
Nice job.
There he is.
There he is.
Playing your crosshair placement is pretty good.
Now, turn to me and throw me that AK.
And buy yourself another one.
Four payboard.
Thank you, good friend.
Let's get to talk about Nick Merchant.
I'll head in the pocket though.
Yeah, it's not looking good.
It's not looking good, buddy.
Can I make up for my, uh, shooting octodons on that guy?
Yeah, sure.
Careful, he pushes us.
Nice.
Let's go.
He smoked the bath.
While he's out, walking up a little bit.
Careful, we're smoked off.
All right, one's an AWPing and window.
There's not some peeking.
That's an AWP all the way back on site, AWP back site.
Window connector, window connector, window connector.
AWP back site.
My god, of course.
On site with Deagle.
Hold that, hold that.
Nice.
I'm one shot, I'm one shot.
Sounds good.
We don't have bombs.
We don't have bombs.
I
Boys there we go
There we go come on show us up to the crowd
found finding we're finding it we're finding it oh you're fine bro you you're
You're fine.
Fuck him.
They're going to get my WQ this.
They need stacks of the my WQ, the my W, the my W.
They should be on any cow.
Wanna pass?
You stinked on me.
No.
Stairs, close.
Back there, close right.
No, he's one, one, one, one, one.
Close right, close right.
Nice.
Oh my god, look at that.
I think he walked out.
There's four of us, bro.
I should just help out.
The bomb is...
I want it out.
The counter terrorist win.
I get it.
I get it for not looking at CT for half a fucking second, bro.
Smoke fades.
I thought we had so much more time.
I thought we had so much more time.
He is right.
Yeah, I'm gonna go mid and hold that bitch down like a fortress.
Okay, boys?
Tim, you have bomb, don't drop it, you die with it, fuck it.
Move it, move it!
Get out of my way.
And I suck.
Fuck!
I
Push this no, yeah
But like clock oh guys, I'm so happy we're playing CS. I'm not nearly as as
Ready to go as I thought I was
beautiful
site any
Beautiful
That's four.
Yes, plant it right now.
And the last one, last one come.
Last one come, last one come.
And it's theirs?
Right side, right side come.
Right side come, right side come.
Don't throw this, please.
Don't peek up, don't peek up.
Take a push, I'm flashing.
On site.
I don't know how much I hit him for.
It's not a lot.
Fuck.
Yo, Danny, you duty?
I want to die.
So, Nick, walk me through the pistol decision there.
I hear it, I hear it, I hear it.
Damn, I'm talking shit, they're talking about us, bro, they're talking about us.
Oh my god.
they do you want me I'll go the other way
man
this game pockets they're coming they're coming they're coming pushing through
Oh
No, they're on it. They're on me
This is a jumping one test. Oh my god, man
On bench steady and then backman I don't know where the last guys you got hurry to go
I
Need to hit the head bro
93 I'm so bad
Say it say don't fall right here. Okay. I am I
I'm the if you ever do this rush rush rush a ramp
Are you there?
No, I don't uh, they're smoking. They're smoking. They're smoking horsemen
He won just that be with an AK hunt me down. They're gonna go be
Yeah bro, no way man, no way, no way there's a guy lurking palace, I was just stomping
around in there man like.
We add start to the day, add start to the sack.
I
Gonna have to go pop a fucking addy for the shit what the hell is going on
Why is that guy sitting chair?
No, no, no for fine your ass they're fucking terrible
Do it in your cool do it in your cool
Oh, ha ha ha.
Yo, fly smoking big red.
Thank you guys, man.
Stick to cases, Timmy.
My inventory's working with your house.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, that's stupid.
I didn't know you were here.
Roger.
Slide him now.
Tenderium.
They're coming.
They're there again.
Oh, there's a boy in there, bro.
Niko, look up in the windows.
No, bro, you know I'm dead.
I'm so sure.
How are you alive? How are you alive? How are you alive?
Atch-a-dew. Wait, play some. Play some. Play some.
Well, that one should be half.
M4 backside, if you want to. M4 backside.
No one knew that he came in.
Oh, fuck it!
It's one of them, actual.
Carrier one of them.
I did good that round!
Good job.
I'm proud of you, this is big.
I'm so proud of you.
That's good.
It's about that night, I hate this guy.
Move it!
Move it!
Move it!
Move it!
Move it!
Move it!
Move it!
Move it!
I don't know if you know, but...
I'm trying to focus on...
Yeah, sure, sure.
Four mid. I'm not exaggerating what I say.
Four just peeked me mid.
So, there's at least three there, and one's gonna be lurking.
Bombs down mid.
One's chair.
Just gonna go.
Upper mid, still. Upper mid.
Did they get bomb?
Yeah, I think so.
Oh fuck, did they get bomb?
If you're going back guys.
My best greens profile picture, Tim, but skinny.
I fucking hate you so stupid.
You guys, have you ever made that?
Yeah, I think it might be whips.
Yeah, which we're soon.
GD buddy.
Yeah, let's go.
House!
Bombs down Palace!
Bombs down Palace!
I'm just gonna come and bait him, right?
Yeah, but, but, Pulse, Pulse!
Yeah, but, there's no time there.
Okay, I'm gonna push this.
One's close.
Okay, I'm twirling.
There's your Pulse.
they're saving actually maybe he doesn't know the plan like the 20k turn of it
man
wait wait hold on so I'm losing money when I reload like that bullets yeah so if
you shoot one round and then reload you lose all the other 29 rounds okay well
stupid that was the update why would that be why why they're trying to make it
more like heck like it's stupid I got smoke I got smoke
I
Had a boy truck ate the cheese
Just call me balsak
There he is. Good morning, Nick. It's good to see you.
I knew that motherfucker was going to walk out, man. He walked out of here.
Ran. One ran under. Better pass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's going to come cap, potentially here.
Probably got to grab the AK and save.
Maybe. There's two.
someone's my cat right? I'm your cat. I have your spawners. Oh no I don't. Oh my god.
Well that's weird. That's weird. I wonder how you do it. Fucking hell. You know.
They're the stream man. They're the stream. Market last. Market last.
Well, dude, it's a good time, dude.
Hold on, I'm gonna peek mid.
I'm just gonna play site.
Now I gotta chase my peek, cause I know I'm doing that, cause they're in the fucking stream.
He just walked in one tap, made one pallet, bro.
One out pallet, full sack out pallet.
Oh dude, under fucking pass, underpass underpass underpass.
How do I help?
How do I help?
He's just underpass coming back through the B.
CT maybe?
I'm going A spawn.
Oh, are they already here?
Yeah, potentially, potentially.
Yeah potentially, potentially.
I'll be...
Come on, I'll not be around here.
Nick, what are you looking at right now?
They can walk all the way through A and flank U10.
That's bomb that's bomb that's bomb they have to pick it up and WT site
Yep, Nico don't even peek that don't peek that just go sit on that wall. Yeah, right there perfect right there
You jump out you kill GGs
You go they're gonna be pushing you yeah, you just gotta kill the bomb but it's the last guy. Yeah, it's too late
GGs boys good right round
Nice nice
Oh, come back. They're joking. They're joking.
He's very easy. He's side and map. I try to say it, you know. I try to say it. Look at your.
I need a drop. How do I?
Come back. Come on, baby. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
You win this we break their economy
Smoke's A executing A
Okay, 100%
Let's fuck it
Why are you beating me?
I got it, hold that
Oh, he's pushing B
Let's get the ISM, yeah
Okay
Now the spam is smoking and flashing out A
I'll hit my window
I'll hit my window
One's on B
One's pushing B
Let's go
One's on B
One's on B
Do we have any presence?
Oh, bro, one's on B
He got my AWP on B
On a right now on a
Let's go boys. Let's go boys!
No, that's literally Nick. That's literally Nick.
Okay, thanks.
Move!
Gotcha.
It's on us.
Alright, go here!
What's up?
I mean, enjoy me, bro.
You know, while I hold down the bomb.
They're mid.
They're mid.
Come on, let's get smoked out of that, eh?
Okay, miss, they miss.
I just fucking suck dick, man!
Flashing, smoking.
Flashing out of A.
Off the lead, early.
Flashing behind.
one ramp
one ramp, executing
excuse me fast
upper mid, upper mid, upper mid
crossing
I'm CT but I'm just walking out
he's walked, gone for free
on the way I just got shot from
I got two
yeah, gone for free, gone, gone, gone
I honestly thought my teammate shot me. That's why I stopped looking
All right, don't get one day they are broke broke broke broke broke broke broke. Can I get it in for from somebody?
Right here
Thank you. How do you buy someone something but then like it control right click right?
Hi, big guy
Here they go. Yeah control left click control left. Yeah, I would not be I'm gonna be I'm gonna be I'm gonna be I'm gonna be
That's fine. We stack it. We stack it. We stack it
I mean, they're also in the stream. Yeah
are you still watching med? yeah yeah baby baby
I got flashed
I got flashed
I'm banned already, I'm banned
oh no
nice
filming
3, 4, 4, all, all, all of them, all of them out
oh Denny
truly do you need to believe
I can't even get in
my god that day was perfection
wow
there's a guy inside, there's a guy bench, guy van
two swings and just four blocks
i can't do anything to look
nice that one has to be lit
that one has to be lit close
you can do it
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
He's back!
He's back!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my shit, brother!
You're a fucking beer right now.
Oh my god!
Hey, we're not broke by the way guys just in case anyone didn't know
Holy shits
Hammy
I think I'm not joking. I think I have one kill this half. So appreciate you guys can't me
I'm Molly, I'm Molly, that was some underpass, I'm Molly needed, I can't pick mid.
Can I look at mid right now?
They're going under, yeah they're going under.
Maybe connect your day?
I don't see any connector right now.
Well they flashed over here.
I got big I got big one big one big one
What's that? Just chill just chill just chill
I'm leaving
Let's have connector. Let's get hold of this. Can you hold it?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
God, he just left your left jumble.
Nice.
I'll be playing with you, bro.
Is he hitting you, baby?
He could. He could. He could.
You don't know where Bob is either.
What are we going to do?
Just play slow. 22 seconds.
How do you think this guy get?
I
Was a drop bomb, oh, you can work out if they drop bomb
You got you got a fat ass
What? Not that bad, but Pete.
Nice job.
Yeah, drop him please.
Oh yeah.
He bought a scout by the way.
Thank you.
M4, M4.
Nice.
Go boys.
Yo 11-11?
Wait, so we're in small bro?
13.
13.
We win next year, we win game.
Come on John.
Turn it up bro. Let's go.
I'm going to smoke your palace, Hutch.
Yeah, do it.
Yeah, I'm in.
Okay.
I'm going to go CT.
I'm going CT.
One lit palace.
Good.
Dead.
Nice.
Okay, John.
Fucking John, boy.
Palace pushing up.
Good.
Nice.
Okay, John.
fucking giant boy
I was pushing up
I'm kinda like
I don't wanna say that, stand by me, stand by me, stand by me
I got a P
beautiful
he absolutely shits on me, one ramp
I just hesitate too much, I need to go get a
I need to go get a caffeinated drink after this I'm just I'm
I'm reacting so slow.
There we go.
I mean, you got my palace or no?
Yes.
One was ramp.
The bee.
I hear one.
I know what apartments.
They're out.
They're out.
They're out.
One dead.
Last apartments.
still in, not out yet, he's out, out, out, out, I need one more drop, I need one more
I got them.
Get active, Nick!
Get active!
Come on!
You and Tim both are just going fucking insane, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
I
They one dead, okay
One palace jumped off that flame one ramp
Trying to come out
I
Bramble more why am I swinging into the middle of the open the peak palace like an absolute fucking night?
On site one
One more side!
Connector site!
Winnable. Still winnable.
I threw. I threw.
I threw.
He's dead.
You got you too.
I
How hard did you hit him for I had him for 24
I
Have
I'm playing I'm playing lurk and sandwich
I'm up in let's go get round boss from in the fucking stream
I'm up in oh
No, I'll have on a probably gonna up pick it
I'm just like dude, I'm crouching
Missing my initial spray is just bad
Flash A already, right?
Smoking, potential XU here.
Flash again, I'm full flash.
Got him, got him.
Got him, one more.
One, good boys.
On box, Heady.
Heading.
He wants out, wants out.
I don't know where I'm going to start from.
Like in the smoke, probably jumped up, jumped up, maybe.
In the middle of it.
It's gotta be a smoke.
It's gotta be a gun.
Behind you, Nick, in that camp area.
It is fucking smoke?
Yes.
I think so.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
They ran off for air.
Fucking Houdini, man.
Fucking better now.
Yeah.
So?
I don't know.
I can't believe that B.
I'm not back.
They're running to B. Running to B. Running to B. One's in apps.
I'm not about N.
Okay.
I
Can be connected care
Window was that fucking window vent? Yes, it was window then popped. I broke it. I broke it. I broke it. I broke it
Think it went palace. Oh, they might be in palace
I'm a still kind of like in there
on.
There's the strain. There's waiting to see what we all chill out.
Here we go.
He's pre-aiming my van, Hattie.
Arm has been planted.
I
Runnin job running Nico start moving faster
No, why what the fuck
Then you gotta use
right there for sure I saw I saw you get out there so I'm like I'm fine
out and he insured you not good okay
I mean that's that's CS bro I'm not worried about siping bro it's not
the issue of the issue is me missing shots
this is so cringe
this is like nicole live
I mean dude he stole there's two upper mid last two upper mid last two mid they're pushing up cat
Wait, wait, wait
Just they're holding for it
They're right at me too, you know, how does he know that I'm gonna be right there? He goes to be good luck
Nice he was there right there. Yep. Yep. Have a good time
I
Yeah, I know I was loud I know
Let's go, bro. Great punch.
Ice in the veins. Ice in the veins.
Come on, baby, come on, baby. Ice in the veins.
Nice job. Big round.
Big man, go to bed.
Big round.
Oh, my gosh, bro.
Fuck it.
Over time, second.
Come on.
What do we do, man?
Because we didn't struggle on the side of the bank.
A is our best bet.
B is just too bad.
And it's more of, like, I think it's, like, a surprise thing.
We just aim, fight A.
What do you think folksy I mean, we just wait for you to
Niko can you just hold around here and like watch flake you smoke you have a smoke for jungle
I don't need jungle.
Okay, I know CT.
I can pass.
Watch me now.
Wimps, line me up jungle.
Isn't it like...
Watcher's weird push.
It's wasting you kills.
Okay, they're not gonna expect two pallets.
I'm going to flood this.
Actually, Tim.
Flash over, somebody flash over.
I don't know.
I'm dropping a bomb.
I'm gonna go.
I dropped a bomb.
All right, welcome back.
Welcome back.
Oh, no, I'll work ramp with him.
Wait, where?
I'm incident TCT.
We gotta go, we gotta go.
One stairs.
One stairs.
Oh my god, watch out.
Gotta go.
This is going to be a good one.
Of course the dogs are freaking out right in the middle of this, those bad.
now we still got one more
dude chill out
can we do like an out fucking
Yeah, give me that up
He's got a win man, we got a win our gunfights that guy behind stairs took way too long
I'm gonna be for your club
I know you're a bomb, you know you're a bomb.
Where?
In?
In his connector.
Got one?
Nice.
We throw a small shot.
There's still a guy down there.
I'm one smoking stairs smoking stairs
one of us is dead
now you have a bomb on one
okay
he's down
no
he's riding
i uh
I
Man that guy just plays that perfectly
I got it
That was a great game guys we we came all the way back these guys just opened up fucking stream
So I put up every fucking strain, bro.
A bunch of losers.
Fop.
Stinky in the chat, Stinky.
Yeah, that world star guy was stinky, and that world star guy was fucking losers, man.
Fucking losers, bro.
I
Oh, it's me on my seat
Yeah, just big old fans, you know how it goes I
Played like shit I started warming up for the end though and then I've missed an entire spray
and it just kind of looked awful y'all make thank you so much for the prime man
So grab a Fridge Sig, true.
true true true let me go grab one I'll be right back be a nice be nice make me feel better be a nice
I'm back.
Is everyone here?
Hey, so taking a piss.
He goes to big.
Yo, that's, I'm banding you.
That's for me, blue.
You're a fucking bitch.
Uh oh. Your bitch. You dig me. Where is Super Secret Spy, invite?
Oh dude, he kinda got hit in the crossfire. Honestly? Not a bad rip there.
Actually, I'm gonna ban you. You okay? Hello?
Hello? Are you okay? You're banning me? It's okay.
No, I I bet I I'm good. I wanted to okay. Yeah
Holy shit, he said something earlier about their now streams happening like he knows what it's like to stream against
Holy fuck man, I mean, they're literally pre-amming everywhere we go. Is everyone here wait the hutch leave. I
Don't know where he's muted. He's not in the game
go one for one non stream snipers man one for one kick you can't like breathe
for a second you know no when I stream this game I got streams done every day
bro all right this is just not a game it's like it's really hard to deal with
that and then and then Chattel say just add a stream delay just fucking added
the legs that you don't want to add in delay because then what's the fucking
point of streaming this whole are we crashing alright now boys well yeah
We're trying to hit the reset. You're like not here
You yell at me nice you yell at me again, I'll make out with you next try me
I just started coming back.
I just started coming back.
I just started coming.
Pause.
Everybody hold.
I'm flying holding.
Offense.
Five yard penalty.
First down.
Number eight seven.
Right.
Would that be five yard penalty.
Fourth down.
Go on about it, for sure.
Yo bro, fuck that entire other team by the way.
Bunch of bitches.
Margaritard failed to accept the match.
Oh my...
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
I don't even know how to diffuse correctly bro.
Yo, keep it up!
There he is!
Yeah!
Get the margaritas, honey!
This is League of Legends, I haven't been five minute time out now.
Well, you can't say that, hmmm.
Just QS.
Also, the protest starts at 3.
I'm ready to include it.
I'm sure that has a fair chance.
There we go, there we go.
Sure.
Hashtag adversity.
Hell yeah.
I
Chas been asking me all day next when we're playing league. Why don't we play league?
What do you think about what's your rank by the way just told
Well depends on how apex is a pecs
You're like grinding it, but if it isn't bro, I'm down as soon as tomorrow. I don't care
All right, sounds good tomorrow League of Legends unless Nick loves a fact
But no matter what we start with Ark
No matter what we saw with the other guys, yep.
Build it up just to tear it the fuck down.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
So I'm supposed to jiggle P corners?
It's not been craft walking.
Dude, listen.
Don't worry about any of that, bro, just click them on the face.
If you got like little specifics, you know, as we're running tr- uh, trot-
They're running trot-
Who was it?
So am I supposed to jiggle P corners?
It did not sound like trot-
I accepted it. Oh, okay. I'm ass. Marga. Are you sure? Fuck. Oh, you're all good,
Reeve. I've been, uh, I've been asked a couple of times today. I haven't asked. No, you are
just as bad as me. All right, belly button. You're just as bad as me. Your belly button.
I
Whoa, it is squatters you
Bro you and you and folks you're a buck 35 a piece. I don't hear nothing short stack
Hey divided by
No, you're the line
Yeah, well
Like I could play dead
Yeah, D into this dick, that's about it.
Okay, okay.
I can play D-Ed in like a D3 school.
Outside Liebacker at Penn State.
Oh, you're fucking nuts.
You know how fast you'd pull a hammy, 37?
You know how fast you'd pull a hammy?
Within a minute.
Five drills, at least.
No way, bro!
You do that next day!
You'd be lippin' to get to the couch, bro!
Bro, I got a couple in me.
Oh, well, I would, dude, I'd pop my hammy so fast.
Oh, my God.
My shit would be rocked immediately.
Yes, I don't know.
I
Know it's got a cute pink pistol, bro. I mean
We're warming up walking you run it down the lane
Can we win one it's called boys
I'm waking up I got some caffeinated drink in me
I was spanking it. Yeah, the last one
I thought that he was good, so I was just going for body shots, and he just wouldn't die. Sorry
That aim you want to see this dick, huh? You want to see it? I'll show it to you
I'll show it to you in broad daylight lights on don't care. Don't mean just to flop it out right now
I'll do it! I will show it right now!
I'll do it! I will show it right now!
Bob!
Chuck's not here.
I'm here, bro. I'm here.
He's opening cases.
What are we doing? What are we doing?
I don't know.
I heard the Nadesack.
I'm here for the Nadesack.
Watch the Nadesack.
Just watch the Nadesack.
Fuck the Nadesack. I'm faster than they are.
One's up top. One's up top left.
Oh, Lima. Not sad.
Oh, great flash, Nick.
Honestly, elite flash.
I said...
one behind
one behind
one behind
one big two
I have AK, I have AK everybody
AK right there
you walked over it
one more here
you have an asthma of AK
turn it off
you're going to black back
oh yeah, oh yeah
one
you hear him right
second I'm not where's no yes escape sauce where we going boys I'm just gonna need
stack them in. He's gonna peek. He's gonna peek with an operative for.
Up top. Apps, maybe.
John, watch your right. I hear right.
And I crouch and I give it to him.
Nice.
I'm zombie. That's not I want to die. I want to die
Dude I'm 14 house man
Ntntntntntntntntnt
We're poor sorry boys
Just give me a fucking eagle now
Actually your hutch never mind that you
I'm going fast fast B
One likes to play sandbags or close probably ratting
One more there
He's there bro no way he's already rotating bullshit
I
Speak
What are you fucking tweak about?
I'm getting baited and I'm gonna freak the fuck out like I don't know who made you man
I went first and I let the guy in the box and nobody shot him with me. So
Yeah, I wouldn't be a tweak it'd be more of like a shake
We can fucking I'll grab you I'll grab you by the dick. Oh, there. Are you no boats there one back site once to the right?
Holy lag is that me?
My computer's dying my computer's dying
My computer dying in real time
I
Legibly think my computer's died
Okay, we're good
This guy is so good
That guy just keeps perfectly
let me get a knife Tim no if you would just stop spam opening cases that we
would have a chance I hate this motherfucker man
because my shirt is my shirt
it's not because I'm an opening yes it is no it's not the name change
PdP change
I'm getting shocked on the two on that corner
Who are on that corner?
Oh, there's just I have I'm not kidding on my PC has to be dying
because there's no way he's able to swing me like that and hit me like that
without my computer lagging to some degree. What's my ping? What do I have to type in to see what the fuck's going on?
What do I have to type in to see like my connection to the server?
I don't know. I'm telling you all my ping is about to be fucking crazy.
These guys just don't give me the ones ever ever
I don't know the shows
We're buying or saying I think we're buying because he's got bought so nice
Juggie bomb, Juggie bomb.
Just stand there and hold it.
Nice, you got him, you got him, you got him.
Yeah, okay, so that means go.
Brad, the highest ping in the lobby, other than cry.
I don't understand, why?
Even whenever I play Arc Raiders, my ping is high as fuck, I don't get it.
Oh, I'll be back.
There's a guy close that when you want the balcony like close that but I think they're already be back here now. He's hopping up I think
Yeah, what's happening? I don't know Tim. Maybe you should you should open more cases so they can all talk to you
Maybe then I'll get some fucking dope in me, bro
Like what you class you didn't get the backstop
I'm running
Hey with that
Oh, nice boys.
Thank you, my friend.
Oh, had a good start. I'm stuck in dick right now.
Did you say to me? Did you say to me three and five?
Talk to John, bro.
I think I'm gonna play before bro, I guess I'm gonna play this map.
Yes, yes.
They need stacks in that every round.
There she goes.
I hit him a little on that mid block.
Put him in, put him in on the right.
On the right.
Walking up maybe.
I just, I got higher on that one black rock.
I can't get one.
Okay.
Oh, okay. That's a jerk.
Left now. With an awesome AWP.
No.
Oh, I love how you shout that with a 1.
I'm running out of some jumping out the fucking...
Tell me bomb, 10, tell me bomb.
I'll bomb.
Bye 10.
How long is the timing in this fucking game, making me go out of freak out dude?
Hi, John
He thinks me
So surely they push a beat
We're not
Oh, that is don't push a beat
I don't know. I don't know.
Oh! Watch it right now, bitch.
One's in there.
I
Save round what is sneaky save say ground follow
I'm like a positive note here if we get like five rounds we're good. Yeah
Follow me crew I'm not gonna say we're all going to follow me crew
I
Walk in front of me
Like we had to do it a few times, you know what I mean?
I mean, I just got Molly up through the Molly at the ground.
An old Megawall picture, right next to the system.
So I saw two of you died in a single bullet.
I just stopped walking.
So I don't know what to tell you.
I keep...
What if you were an action scripted with your fantasy and drew it
and died in the same bullet and then just like all confidence...
No, it wasn't the same bullet.
I shot Cloaksy in the back of the head nine fucking times
times before I died, oh he's in the front, he's in the front, he's in the front, he's
I'm poor
But then I heard one I'm fucking balcony and I'm like wait there's no way there's four
You don't think my shit's lagging. I don't know what to tell you
I don't know. I don't know what to tell you after seeing what just happened to me if you still don't think I got some type
Fucking why going on this PC must have stutters before there ain't no way my shit's like a motherfucker no doubt
I don't I've been I've been off I've been through
five rounds in a row
There you go
I'm dead, bro. I'm fucking dead, but I saw you running here with a deal when you had a
I had no idea how to make a no idea how to make a
Okay, I've got a bit of great information.
My body is twitching.
Did you see it?
It's in it.
I'm not bad, I'm that fucking trash.
The hacks don't work, I think they did.
No, I'm just trash.
That's a free one-tap.
Damn, Chucky.
What's it be?
Off was here.
It should be two offs then.
You're gonna die.
Why did you laugh at me?
Can we get champagne in this game? Fuck you, pussy.
No, I don't think so.
Looking forward to treats after this one!
Oh...
Waited for my f- I hate that guy, bro.
I'm playing B, everybody. Fuck off.
I think we need to try that again.
Not ideal. Not ideal.
I've been off six rounds in a row.
Hey, we're a CT-sided team, gentlemen.
You can't be off here. You can't be off right now.
I can't get right now. Watch me get like two kills, man.
Watch and get one tapped.
Watch this
Okay, I am nothing
They're pushing up mid post
This guy is watching that dude this Vonsky guy is actual creepy bandy bandy bandy to right right there
They're gonna be going about fucking balcony. I'm gonna wall
Nice
head, head two, got to find two men, two men, two men, you're right, he's one HP spinal
gym, I hit him nine times in the fucking shoulders, guys fucking 50 cent, no the other
guy, the other guy, you can't expect to fuck this after you call somebody 50 cent, I think
he's gonna go B, yeah, there's perfect, you can't speak together, one of these guys is
can't be there's no way you could have gotten the speed
one one it's a bottom faggot what'd you say
y'all shut the fuck up and let your boy focus one time
It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
Give me out, bro.
I'm just gonna do this license.
I'm just checking corners so I can fucking one tap, bro.
I hate this game.
Yo, bro, give me out.
That guy just came out.
Yo, everyone buy a grenade and follow me.
There won't be a single person there.
Follow me.
Yeah, they're not gonna be a single person.
We are throwing nades down mid, and we are running down mid.
There won't be anyone dead. There won't be anyone dead.
They're all over there. They're all over there.
They're all over there. Yeah.
I'm looking to the wall.
They're all over there.
Here we go.
Good job, guys.
You guys got to use your code.
That is a chance of a walking round.
Don't give me a knife or I'll never play in this game again
Wait once rotating arch in our spawn
Let's get our spawn Nick has bomb Nick has bomb
In our spawn yeah, yeah, he's on B from our spawn
if I die in the sky I bomb I bomb come get the fucking bomb man
oh Nick what are you aiming at bro you're aiming at a fucking wall man
What's the minute you push them in you push them in
It's over chocolate up
I
So confident about where they are this one guy
I don't know why I'm going bro. Oh believe me. I know that
I
Am just answering me a game. It's so over
Here give me I did give me
probably
Hi Tim
Here's the issue right
No, our star players on this fucking team are playing like the shitters
I have to keep rotating under the site.
I want to be able to get by the site.
You guys are cringiest fuck ever.
Shut up.
You know what?
Just for fun, bro.
I'll say, whips, let's change our alias and let's kill them.
And now I'll get them off the trail, bro.
No, I'm dead.
So hold on.
So you were one game off pro in this game,
and I'm 23 damage behind you in a fucking full match?
Me top fragging is an issue, guys.
Thank you.
And I was on the fucking line the entire game, bro.
No, you're not understanding.
Oh, it's not alive.
Chad, it might not make sense. This guy was one game off fucking pro.
Well, here's what I know. If you perform a little better on the previous game...
The previous game?
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm the guy that's on the team.
Just to make the seat warm.
Like, I'm not here. I provide zero.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, yes, yes.
I die, John.
No, man, because...
I'm a newborn person. You played these maps.
Maybe Jimmy
For real no, watch those two so have a
Okay, you're saying top frag it was 13
Chase my name the same profile picture
I don't know what Denny is, oh here's Marguerite, okay here we go, Marguerite in a pod!
It's updated, what am I now?
Chuck ate the cheese and it's Dennis in a furry.
Yo, Dennis.
I can't, no, no, this is good, this is good, this is good.
Not a balding furry, is what I'm saying.
And I won't open a case and they won't know it's us now guys, I'm not a balding furry.
well surely we'll have a higher chance you know no we won't it doesn't matter if
I'm opening cases or not yeah Nick how would that not matter how would that
matter brother if there's three sighting they know it's us we played so many
game no they're not Q sighting they just see this motherfucker cases like that
No they don't we haven't seen anybody do it but you bro in both the matches we were in and every other match
You play before this only you
Yes, it will bro
Like that if you get in the game and you see someone going case case case case case case case case
Rip it through on bro. What do you think? Oh, that's Tim the top man. No, they're gonna say it's probably a streamer
They're gonna group counter strike in there. There's the five of us. What are they fucking detectives? No, they're not
It's one plus one is two. It's not red yarn
What are you saying?
I'm saying this like a puzzle
I'm gonna have red yarn
Around my neck around my game
Has a necklace
You shut up you fat ass you're just as fat as me
You're not just gonna have some yarn to be a piece of shit
Shut up over there dick I hear you sniffing five foot two
Why are you being this is a great map
Dude Nico does not know
Two ancient I will win my dick out
I
Where's where's one game off bro? Where is I was laughing the first game? Okay, the first game
Hey, are you are you kidding me?
Okay, we're just yelling yo, if you guys are on the other team and you know it's us
Can you just type in chat so I can start opening cases, please?
Oh, I think my mouse is
My outside there's no way bro. No, we're good. He's an affirmation. Yeah, it's yellow though. What is the affirmation mean?
Say something good about your team die
Okay
I
Please tell me you're in the stream, bro. They're not
I'm not gonna miss a shot all game you want me want you to suck me
I'm instantly gushed
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Look at that. Look at that. Yes.
Oh, the guy isn't opening 700 cases. Maybe it's just a match.
Let's go boys.
Tammy, do you think you can pop your titty out and throw it outside the window of your car while you're driving down the road?
I've seen it.
I have a good meal.
Let's give it to the boy.
Oh, fucking, get GGs, bro.
I'm already one health.
Yeah, I'm mid.
Look mid, Clokesy, look mid.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Flashing him.
Nice, one of them.
He's peeking at it with some fucking shotgun in this one, there's two there.
One in this one, free kill for you.
Nice.
One more, more, more.
That's bomb, that's bomb.
Okay, last guy.
Yo, who's out with the fucking shotguns?
Not people.
Yeah.
There he is, baby.
Dude, that picture is awesome.
That picture is legit zero zero zero zero. Would you take that closey? Damn. Oh, you're on what picture?
Tim's profile. Would you take that?
Get the balls get the good first time on the game, but we're we're two and over. That's all that matters
Yeah, not one person has said Tim either
I
Was up top man watching mid yeah, yeah
I don't know that I'm cat I'm cat I'm cat I'm cat. Oh my god
I'm blind, I'm blind, I'm blind, wait.
Dink them site, push the car dead, site.
There you go, site, there you go.
Nice.
We're locked in.
Two little dans.
No, where's that AK?
Make it a little low.
Go down a knife.
Go down a knife.
Go down a knife.
No, no, no.
The AK is dead.
go down and I go down and I don't know the AK got launched this guy at the AK
I don't want to hear nothing I hit him I hit him
the shadow room. Yeah. anything for dinner? Are you have any kind of plan for like doing
something now or no no I like says I'm giving up it fuck everybody like what
what are you going back man I'm back man going back to bed there's no one on me
Smoking man.
Also, I went backwards.
How'd I do that?
Nice.
Thanks, you should have said you only...
Good shot.
One's lower, one's lower, one's lower.
Okay, bomb is down, Kat.
There, Kat.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
I'm saying we don't get a run around with a stupid ass you've never played the game
why do you have an emerald
dude I just lost a count bro I don't know folks you can't be this fucking stupid
you can't bro it's not it's not real i don't you know niki he was skin i don't know why
Shut up
John! John! John, please!
Wait now.
I mean, dude, what lover has zero kills, zero damage.
Guys, I'm not here for the damage and kills. I'm here to keep the vibes up.
Don't snitch, bro. Stop sniffing.
Be killing.
Throwing smoke.
Cat again.
Cat again. Cat again.
I
Dude okay, you just made me okay. Oh, you're the one right in first cleaning man
Going on over here John
I
How can you say all skins no scale brother, I haven't seen anyone yet
I'm not
I'm not
so bad
one's low skill
one's lower town
nice
There's a bit
Yeah, bomb bomb is probably on the car. Yeah, one's out long along doors
By me a Nova
Do a little dance
I
Just run it back and forth
Last you have to be car
I
Brick it around through there W's in the chat W's in the chat great
The guy's thing of the corner lower
I'm going long, I'm going long.
I'm going long, I'm going long.
I'm gonna keep you, let me go.
That's crazy.
Great shot.
Throwing flashbang.
I think you guys are fucking terrible.
I think the game realized we're assed.
I
Where you go where you going John?
Where you watch I'm sitting in the corner of car
Yeah, that's the play head man, but this over smoking crack with fucking homeless people nice car
that'd be fucking sick I can't see any guys wait what if I die from mid I'm
leaving the game I'm going to bid you fuck sucker oh I was gonna let him walk
by man I was gonna let him walk by with bomb
What are you doing?
What are you up from?
He just died from his A.
What do you want?
Footloafer buy me an op now.
I'm buying you an M4.
Return that shit.
Pretty please.
I don't understand what's happening.
Return it. Hit the return.
Buy an op. Throw it to me. Take the M4 on the ground.
Move it.
Oh my god. He just ignored everything I said.
I don't know what's happening. I do know how to do that.
I'm fucking, I'm fucking smoking.
Bro, B's clear, rotate.
I lied, I lied, you're saying you're gonna fucking kill me.
Pompry, Pompry, Pompry. It just killed the...
You go.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry.
Grenade!
Game over bro.
Four shots in the head are you fucking kidding me? Oh my god. Oh my god. Cat, cat, cat, two cat
Big time's a charm Timmy
Four miles later in John
One CT, one CT.
What?
Where's that?
I don't know bro, one was P and one was CT.
How's this working out?
This is great, good job guys.
Oh wait, wait, I'm going cat.
You're taking this wrong bro.
I'm going to be the one.
Oh my god, wait.
Holy shit.
Damn.
Oh boy
No, I know you like that. Yeah, can you buy me a knob before I freak out?
Yeah, then if you yell at me again, bro, I'm gonna crash. I want you to know that
I'm asking for a lie dude.
So why is that three people going to be?
Why? What are we doing?
Oh my god!
I'm fine, period. The one time I pushed mid.
The one time I pushed mid.
Why are you mid?
Oh, did you see that?
Wait, nice.
They put 30 bullets in a mag just for Nick.
I'm very pumped.
Pumpery, go left.
Right, right, left.
Left, right there.
Oh, you're following my stuff.
Chat that.
Pumpery.
You go to Crosshouse.
Maybe.
I'll let you know.
PBD.
You got promised chat we were going to play some league after CS, but then, well, before
the CS happened so now we're just in a fucking limbo I'll talk to the
I
I shot him in the toe.
Nice ace, bro. Good job, Nick.
Did he got a ace?
Oh my god! That is a great ace!
That is a great ace!
That is a great ace!
Nice!
They might have lips and speech impediments,
but he aced them and that is a win in our book.
Great job, Nick.
Butt lover, drop me right now or else.
Oh fuck, how do I do it?
control left-click thank you John get the fuck out of my way sorry oh my gosh
yeah you can do that right but don't pull a peanut and do it right after we're
suicide if you can wait a minute I'm push through beat I can flank him
that's not him
it's margarita park
sip it away again
almost a teaspoon
no where is this guy
is he car?
outside long doors
yeah yeah
swing him Nick
he's going to suicide
I
Might have heard him in ct. I think you did he's not here like he could be coming like are from our gun site
What are you doing?
Why?
I got you. I have that kind of went from I
Don't know what you're walking walk to your left neck
You knew that man your fingers spamming grenades come out
You know watching Nick play is like
He's shitting me so fucking hard.
Have you ever seen it?
I don't care.
It's like those medieval movies
where everyone shoots the arrows
and it goes all around the person.
Like that's Nick right now. He can't do anything wrong.
Give me that up.
Pretty please.
Pretty please. Pretty please.
We're all getting back. I'll bring it right back.
Watch this. Watch this.
Take it out.
See that? WMGUS.
No one's gonna be with me.
It's me.
I'm gonna piece of shit.
Follow me.
Let's go, let's go.
I heard baby.
I'm gonna get the grenade.
Out, baby.
No, bro.
Oh
Yo child that pussy
Give me love yes, yes
One more
He's right. Well, is he actually right? You can just say that. Are you telling the truth?
Hunch. You have to suck her.
Okay, okay. He goes, sprint out long. Okay, I'm not kidding. If you stop, I'm shooting
you at the back of the hat. Do you understand?
I'm gonna fuck you.
Hold W. Do not stop running. Do you understand?
I understand. I'm going to shoot you in the head.
Do you see anything right at the back of your head? Do not stop running! Do not stop running!
That's good! That's exactly what I'm thinking about!
Yes! Look at them! Go!
This is perfect! This is perfect!
I think I see it!
Weak! Weak!
You're left! You're left, John!
They're gonna be coming! They're gonna be coming back!
Oh
Be be be be be all baby all day
so let's what I'm here need help one one it's just you it one
two of them where the fuck did you go Dennis there was you guys sitting in
go go go go go go go go go
nice
get ready to take the shot as well
oh my god, you got that cat?
i don't know
i have to reload
there's one
shut the fuck up
it's a three
it's a three
help is 12
Why are you even Ramoli body strafing left?
I want to kill pop how about that pop I
Just wanted to kill pop make y'all bet you proud of me pop. I don't know how to smoke mid Dennis will stop asking
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait blue. Wait blue. Smoke baby. You're
a really. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm a flash on the corner. No I got it. I got it. I got
I'm gonna go in the middle of it.
Oh!
Flash, flash.
Nice.
Very far.
Oh, you had a good day!
What?
If you're really fucking...
I had a bad day
Planting I was playing
I like how close he asked you to do about nine different things and you didn't know how to do any of them close you you're up
nine different things and you didn't know how to do any of them folks see you're up
what what what i gotta go i gotta go what are you it's four o'clock you can do one more yeah i've
been left for like five hours bro i gotta go it's over it's over it was a great time and it's over
No, these guys do these fuck you. It's all right. We can't queue up before either
I really enjoyed this we gotta do it again soon. Oh, we're doing it Friday, right? You're right in my journal for my 13th reason
Yeah, I don't really know because peanut said that
Yeah, peanuts list let me just start it off real quick. Let's go down the line actually there was a steam
Let me just go down
I mean, uh, uh, okay, so it says, Hey, I have a really good idea for CS go.
Let's say you, me, hutch, Nick Merckx, which is Nick, he's in the call right now.
And then made shot CS two all night long.
Oh, I texted them all and they say, okay, let me know what you think.
That's going to be a great time.
Hey, man, do you want world war 17?
Nick Merck's a nade shot. Are you trolling?
That I agree I agree what are you are you asking me a question?
Yeah, so I was thinking I'm like that's never gonna happen right now. I hate Nick. They already say he's gonna be there. I
I did.
I did.
Bro, we played.
You guys were both there when we played before, right?
Yeah, everything's gonna be fine.
Let's do it.
Okay, but like, what are the chances that actually,
what are the chances that actually,
Brother, you're overthinking it.
We're all going to be there.
If anyone's not there, it's you.
Yeah, we're all there.
We're good.
I feel you though. We built this bridge during the war of the bungalow
You built this right? I'm in
What are you eating? I don't go to bed every night. Hey, everybody
What are you eating?
Well, actually even when you get in paper you gotta still make sure you read it because
Yeah, you might want to read the paper because I didn't read the paper
If not, then all your money doesn't go to you well. I am going to go play league anybody want to join me
I'd rather kill my enemies on CS go
I coaxie I love you. I don't have it downloaded. Oh, brother. I will you still don't have a downloaded you cop sucker
I
Downloaded tonight. That's an order soldier
Do you remind me? I'll text you you know you want me to call you off FaceTime you shirtless while I'm in the shower
And I'll be like hey
You got it
You got a boss week either way right? Yeah, we're playing it this week. I'm saying tomorrow
That's why I'm saying download it, but it's up to you. Whatever you whatever vibes you're on
I'd be down to do art in a league tomorrow
I'm gonna download it. Okay, in four. Love you both. See you guys in Indiana. All right
It is our favorite time of the day
Let's go ahead and make some promises to one another promise number one
We will not rage
Okay
We're not going to rage not once
We are going to have quality
games. We're gonna have fun. We're gonna love each other forever and ever. I will not blame
any teammates for anything. And I will not talk in the game chat at all. The only time
I am going to talk in said game chat is in my own chat that I will I will talk shit to someone in here
Oh my god, was I banned oh?
My shop lock in
Wait isn't this the right one? Oh, okay lock in
Come on
Okay, let me know if we get any good pulls that I have to get.
This is, I mean these three are pretty good now.
Oh, what is that?
What is this?
Toxic Doctor Mundo?
I just bought that.
It is what it is.
I didn't know if it was going to leak anything, sorry.
What was that? Spirit Blossom Yone?
Ah, fucking, what am I, a pussy?
1350? What is this?
Lilia? When the hell have I played Lilia?
Alright, is there anything I should buy?
Buy all of the first three?
Buy this one?
Buy this one?
Do I buy this one? Street demon?
Brand is clean, alright. Okay, fuck these two.
Okay. I'll probably end up buying them, not to lie.
Alright! Lock in! I will not yell at my team!
I will not yell at my chat! I will not die in a bad death!
I will prioritize dragons. I will play smart play good
We will win every game my bot lane will do great, but even if they do bad. I'm not gonna yell at them
I'm not gonna tell them to jump off of a building in a video game when they have a parachute
And there's a safe landing underneath them with multiple firefighters and a safe time and it's all regulated
I'm not going to lose my mind. We are going to have an excellent session
You're going to climb back to gold go straight through gold four into three into two in the stream gold two and
Ten games and it's only gonna take me two hours
W's in the chat. We're going by early. Don't care what the comp is. We're playing by okay
We're playing by don't play actually. He's not terrible to play against. I don't want to play. You know what talked about this yesterday
We're going to go ahead and do this, just in case, just in case yesterday I had a Lux in my game five times we lost every single game with Lux just in case, just in case, just in case we got the Lux band back shout out to you I remember our conversation last night Lux is banned.
Okay, I don't mind the team comp. Support, do something that's sensical. Sensical? Sim-sim-
Let me see a naughty. Let me see a thrash. Let me see something that makes sense, support.
Let me see something. We have an RETop.
Fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Oh, what the fuck just happened?
A set?
What the fuck just happened?
I
Fine probably the best set ever
Morgana
And they have mouth fight
Is this chopped I feel like this is I feel like this is not not a vi game at all
I feel like this is not a vi game at all
What do what's the counter here? Is this a volleyball game?
This is a moomoo game
Please don't be fucking with me
Please please please tell me you were right. Please
Please tell me please tell me moomoo was a good call
Please tell me a moomoo was a good call was it a good call
It's not bad call. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I don't want to play guy. I don't want to play volley. I
I'm volley is my crutch champ. I get it. But at the same time, man, like I know for an absolute fact,
it's going to get banned. I know I've seen clips of conversations from other teams not going to say
who talking about, Oh yeah, hutch. He's terrible. But if we just banned a moomoo or not banned moomoo,
If we banned Voli, we're fine.
So I can't play Voli anymore.
I can't play Voli anymore.
Yo, this skin's kind of heat.
Oh, I don't have enough money.
Good.
Emo?
Which one's Emo?
Oh, they're all locked.
What the fuck?
Now, we're not going to cover map.
No one's going to be sniping, it's going to be all legit gameplay, and I'm not worried
about it.
That guy has a T1 Varus skin.
Please be shit.
Please be shit.
Don't be good.
Just be rich and bad at the game.
How do we feel about our comp?
Anytime I see Jace, I kind of get excited.
Jace players are typically not bad.
How you feeling about Cod tomorrow?
It's not tomorrow, it's Thursday, not Wednesday.
I'm not worried about. It's
really going to be made shop
for scum like it is every year.
Everybody else. I'm not worried
about we have double lift. He's
good at shooters. We have
myself. We have made we have
peanut like I'm not worried
about God.
All right, lock in. We're going
to have a great session, boys.
Come on. He's in the chat.
lock in lock in are we all good everywhere we got titles in what's the
chances she comes back and beats me. Just in case she sneaks up. You think she's going
for my blue for sure? Do I leave this camp and go over there after or no? I'm gonna say
fuck this side camp I think. No? I shouldn't want to eat. Fine. Everything's fine. I don't
I don't think so. I don't think so. I think he's a pussy.
I fucked up with the Q here.
we're doing great everything's fine
Yeah, he's a pussy, I knew it.
Doing great right now doing absolutely fantastic great clear
Oh my three heavens
He flashes for it, not my lane, not my problem.
Mid lane walked over, mind the mid lane did it, it is what it is.
It is what it is.
Nothing I can do about that.
Aurora literally didn't make a move whatsoever.
Their whole team rotated on me.
Whatever.
Classic.
It is what it is.
Not too worried about it.
does have two kills which sucks. Do I beat Lillia at any point in this game? Like how
How big do I have to get in order to actually do some damage to her?
You don't? Okay, got it.
I'll be a mid gank opportunity here. Yeah, looking.
Oh
Man I missed fucking a look into his mouth, but
He shoves them all the way to tower fucking rip
Shove them all the way to tower, bro.
What a waste of time.
Drag's gonna get given for free.
We get absolutely nothing in return.
This is exactly what Doublelift said.
Don't get baited by top laner.
And I got baited by top laner in the worst of worst ways.
Oh.
Skip it.
Yep.
I have a bot lane prio here, maybe a dragon angle?
He really hates to see it.
I don't kill Aurelia.
I got this earlier.
Are you guys coming?
you guys coming
love that nice aurora
Beautiful
Just instead pick it up worth it if you're gonna pick it up good
Over oh
Not good not good
We had to be there is what it is
Maybe if I have maybe if I have are there, it's worth like I don't go there unless I have our
I should have waited for all yeah, it's just like my 80 carry in supports going like I don't know
I think I got my shit stolen feels bad. Yeah, full yoinked
There it is and I'm on war
I
Geez
All right, it's a really really really bad start man
I mean they have full prio our mid lanes just chilling under tower pushing out
It's just fuck at me. I mean it's it's not a good start not a good start whatsoever to the day
Not a good start fucking shit
Sweeper I can't do that. I have to have vision on shit. I can't go sweeper. Also. I didn't buy
can kill me my teammates are literally we have no vision I'm pretty sure Lilia
just stole my shit as well yep she did and any carries massive
It's not good and I'm pretty sure on this character I'm not gonna scale anytime soon.
I'm pretty sure, from my experience, I've yet to have it a Moo Moo game where I felt
like man I'm so super excited about playing the moomoo this game I've played it like three
times and all three times I've felt like a useless piece of shit who knows maybe this
will be the game this is my first game my first game it's a brutal one
my top lane hates me as well probably gonna get counter ganked and fucking murdered here
Nice.
Okay.
What should I go to here is it W or Q Q
Okay, there's fix of another
7 and 380 carry a
5 and 10 bot honestly not terrible
Even what our normal is
Okay, there goes the support
He dies for that?
Not the best look.
Got a single ping, no nothing, and we see you're miss cannon.
Alright.
Go ahead and get Sweeper.
I
Think this one's this one's shocked up gentlemen this one's shocked up boys. I think this one's over
Yeah, I think it's a GG go next is what it is
It's ain't looking good.
Not a good start.
Not a good start for the boys.
Not a good start for the day.
Not a good start for the boys.
Rough look.
She is now just bullying me and only me.
Our mid lane is still not left for mid lane through all of this
There really isn't anything for me to go and do other than go there
But I'm afraid that the mid lane is there currently who will walk okay
Might as well. We're gonna have to get a little bit of juice here
Well, not the best of situations there.
chat 1 to 10 how fucked are we 10 being bend over and take it okay that's good
that's good I'm just gonna put this out there just put it out there let's just
see where the team's heads at. Oh my god. I've never seen a faster vote in my life.
My uh, my AD carry is still back, or my support, oh no, my support just died, okay, good, wonderful.
the next move here this your build sucks so explain to me why my build sucks it's
a learning moment I don't play this champ what what is why does my build suck
this is for tanks so this is for I guess what mouth fight literally just mouth
mid lane. What should I build here tankier so I should go like here?
All tank yeah.
I think my team has already given up.
my team has already given up, holy gentleman.
Let's just go farm, fuck him.
Fuck him.
Okay, Aurora, nice.
I can't wait for the, this is your fault, jungler call?
Very soon, TM, TM, TM.
We know it's coming.
down for a ff here
someone on our team thinks that we can win and that's giving me some confidence
Hi, Yosemira.
Hey, Cho.
Go keep farming. Let's go keep farming.
Keep on cruising.
Oh, they see me. That's not good.
Winnable trust I'm a streamer, okay
No
This wasn't the move boys
She just running circles around me there's nothing I can do it's just over bro. I
I can't. I have nothing. I have nothing.
Want to know, Merc Treads, as they have lots of CC at the same time, you want to gank more?
Jungle is the most impactful role in the game.
Yeah, but explain to me this, bro. How do I gank whenever none of my teammates are ever in a gankable position?
I literally stared at half my team this game, and either they're dying so quick that I have absolutely no way of ganking them,
or before I can clear two camps, they are already dead.
dead. How do I gank that? That's the thing. At this rank, bro, these absolute retards,
they don't get in positions to be ganked. They die within a second or they stay alive the
whole time. That's it. There's no way to tweens. There's no like, hey, you can gank now. You
know, you have perfect timing to gank. No, they're already dead, man. They're already
dead. They're dead instantly or they kill.
Well at least we can practice our movement clear man. That's it. Look at this nice
little prac to start the day you know so I know I'm getting my I'm getting my
reps in that's all I know everybody else they do whatever they want I bitch
each other in the chat I'll get mine in
please don't be here
for sure here for sure I'm baron
Go take this over here.
Ston?
Okay.
I don't really know what to do.
I can go in her, but I'm just going to get murdered.
You can play about steamets.
I literally haven't said a single complaint, brother.
I'm just telling you the situation.
And our situation is, is every lane is losing.
We have a 10 and 22 bot lane.
I'm one and six, 0 and 4 top.
The only one is 3 and 2, and that's Aurora.
And both of her kills have been just her casting.
I think that's pretty much it.
Like we just, we have nothing in this game.
For some reason, our set thinks we can win.
I don't know why.
I think I think I'm a shelf of Moomoo. I just don't see myself playing a Moomoo in the tournament.
I don't I just I don't know I don't feel like it's an impactful enough champ other than like playing for DL.
I'm getting that vibe as well like I don't want to play a moomoo instead of look you because it's literally just
Worthless I feel like playing like if I have a team it makes sense
But I don't have a team in this rank like I got to play like hyper carry champs. It's literally it
Moomoo is not what I want to play
Try trundle yeah, fuck you fuck you buddy
And the next one short term memory is what it is
And I'm bugged
Pantheon I don't even think I have pantheon a month. Let me see
Okay.
Do I have Pantheon?
I do.
Okay.
I tried Pantheon.
I've played it before.
Yeah, I played Vi.
Well, I've played it for two days.
I'm not playing Udir.
Udir 2 is too complex for your boy.
Too much shit is going on whenever people play with air.
I don't know what the green and red and blue shit means, I don't know any of that.
I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha, I want one way or another.
Fuck everybody.
No Luxes.
No Luxes.
At all.
you want to play Lux? You better not get in my game because that bitch is getting banned
every single time. Every time Lux is getting smacked off the map. Yeah, Lux support does
pop. You know who else said that? The nine Luxes I've had that have went 0-14. I'm not
banning Lux because I'm afraid of what she'll do on the other team. I'm banning Lux because
I don't want to see it on my team.
Yes, that's where I'm at.
You want this?
Or am I just picking by?
Is P not gonna practice?
Probably not.
I think it's pretty much just me.
the chat wait what wait YouTube crashed YouTube crashed YouTube never crashes
you got banned the fuck did I get banned for
Yeah, well, yeah, policy violations have figured out, son.
Let's go figure out what I got bad for.
Maybe they didn't like the retarded word.
You think it was music, you know, I wouldn't be surprised if it was music because we really
have been playing like oldies all day.
It was probably for music that I have been playing all these all day long and old.
Listen, if there's one thing I've learned in the streaming world, when you play all these,
get sauce for it on YouTube. Welcome in YouTube squad. What's going on guys? Sorry about that.
We'll get it all figured out. Slaurge, pig, giggle, done, shoot a headshot citizen. So
serious. Spy and Jack. Thank you guys for the subs. I love you. We don't know what happened.
figure it out man. I ain't too worried. I ain't stressed. Yo, Magic, thank you for the five
gifted man. I appreciate you bro. Great marketing ploy. Is it like a full ban?
Like I don't even really understand what happened. I can't really see anything. I
Can y'all still see my YouTube at all or is it like gone? Oh
It's the stream, okay
Stream just shut down. Okay. Well, yeah check the email see what it says
We'll figure it out. Hopefully we can be live tomorrow on it. If not
fuck ggs bro that would suck ass they live copy strike me oh my god well
fuck it we'll just go on twitching kick for the rest of the stream they don't
want me on there I won't be on there for the day
I'm gonna tell you this much I ain't gonna stop playing the music and if we get like
an actual strike ever did we just get the stream taken down did our YouTube did the
YouTube get strike oh YouTube didn't get strike okay cool that's good
Hey, remember what I did for you guys, okay?
I me played music for you so you can get the same experience that everybody else does and I got a band for
You better use your prime if you have one
But there's no way you're begging for a gank at level three as a fucking. Oh my god. Oh my god, bro
There's no way she's crashing out on me
I
Don't catch up
But there's no way that these guys are serious.
There's actually no way that they're serious.
I
Ignore him lock in
Why is everybody hating me already man the game just started bro.
Maybe I shouldn't have smited that
Vades about to go over died by just mute and really piss her off
Possible bottling gank here
have no. I gotta back up Terry. I gotta back up Terry.
I don't know man, I just like things in my mouth. I don't know.
Yo Joey. Joey! Thank you so much for the 100 gifted subs man. I appreciate you brother.
Much love big dog. Thank you so much for the 100 gifted jack. We get some dubs in here
for joey with a hundo my man thank you for love bro thank you thank you thank
you man look at me again oh I don't know why I went E second I should have went
Thank you, I'm going here now it is what it is.
Did the bear kill him?
If you hit a wall, hit it hard.
Why are you mad at me?
Holy fuck, what's his...
That's his second kill.
Wow.
Get him Bard.
Get him Bard.
That was an insane play by him.
That was actually nuts.
W that guy.
Let's go get level 6. Good luck. No bro, there's no way this is my game already man.
Yo there's no way this is my game already.
There's no way there's no way bro yo, what is this game in
Yo, my bot lane is not walking.
Let me just go ahead and do this real quick.
Submit. Fuck!
Uh, can we remove the 10 minute to talk timer please mods so the YouTube chat can, can
yep thank you brother
fuck, I do this guy man
This is crazy, man.
I will say this is my first experience dealing with this shit, this is nuts.
Is this normal?
He said I didn't gank his lane enough. This is why he's doing this
yeah welcome to YouTube chat sorry about that boys hey I went down fighting
a just cause I went down fighting a just cause remember that remember that
That shit!
Thank you.
Oh, it's a big shut down.
We can kind of do things with that, no?
He's even taking the heals.
I use me, I'm on the seat though.
I wanna fight this.
nice don't get close enough fuck him up ash nice nice voice fuck him up
Here's what it is. There's no getting out.
I couldn't get in range of my Q
Chat I mean guys that there's not really anything to get mad at. We're just we're getting we're getting trolled right now
Yeah, what it is. Yeah, what it is
I'm gonna try and be positive we can win we good
Yeah, I don't know I listen man. He gotta be going through some shit. Maybe this is what it is. I
I don't think this is regular person behavior
It be back
Thank you once the CS he's bad he didn't get at that time
He didn't get that one either, little bitch.
Holy.
Nice, Bard.
Yo, this is actually so winnable, man.
Like, it's unbelievable how winnable this is.
If our Vayne just kinda like stopped having a mental breakdown, we win this.
You might win it with her having a mental breakdown, to be honest.
like having a little pocket damage guy
No right now, not good
Oh
No way I got to learn my distance man. I was like right there so close to having that
That's my biggest problem that I know him
Happen to YouTube we got our stream guy band for playing music for you guys is what it is
Yeah, what it is fucking bitches
Rough start to the the league sesh, man. We get a thrower and
Unplayable game pretty brutal
I
Have you
he's gonna be here we have to be careful I get up Terry I get up oh barbs there nice
barred I catch oh Jesus brother everybody left you geez I probably shouldn't
went for that steal.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Overstate.
Guys, I'm gonna be real,
it's hard to actually like care
when you got someone like this, man.
Like this, in my opinion,
if you do this in a game, bro,
your account should be just wiped off the face of the earth.
Like this is crazy.
One thing, but like FF or like, you know, whatever,
but when you're like actively griefing a game like this,
this is insanity.
Yeah, I know I know right doesn't care. Trust me. I'm not new I understand I
Understand she's gonna watch me die too. I guarantee you
Also, I think I need to make my map on the right side of my screen smaller
It's like keep clicking it on accident and it gets me killed so often
Hmm
We can go here
Oh, our Ashe is throwing as well.
our ashes throwing as well.
Ah, dude, this is crazy.
I've never seen something like this before.
Everyone's already giving up.
What the fuck is going on, man?
This is my second game of the day
and I'm dealing with this shit.
This is crazy.
Only one try this bard in the mid lane, man.
I think I can't carry truly
who's pinging me?
Oh, it's just the babe
fuck it bitch hey I'm down for this I'm down for that I'm down for that honestly so down
I'm in boys out of a flip here, but don't take it
They're mine, Kimmon.
Hey, oh, nice.
Thank you for going after me.
Let's get Sweeper.
Say good!
Say good!
I'm fucking trying my hardest, boys.
I'm trying my hardest, man.
I truly am.
I truly am trauma absolute hardest bro
Keep farming we're pretty massive right now
We stole everything
Lady carries no respect
I
Take that gold man you need it more than me
pull back fuck it
it what it is man it what it is
it what it is man holy fuck bro
It is what it fucking is, bro.
I have no mana, bro.
Zero mana.
I should have backed, to be honest.
Oh bro, you don't have sweeper?
Fuckin' A, man.
Main's dead.
Kill this while we can, go for a steal maybe here.
oh my god he's massive
holy, smited from the map
he's just flashed and spawned
Big dog is having like a full full-on crash out, man
Aye mama seat though
Where there she goes there she goes I
Know maybe that's what I got bad for saying I was gonna show my bear Johnson. Hey, man
one more can I do boys more can I do
we're actually having it we're having a great game like it's so sad that we have
one of these creatures in our game again for the 450th die man like it's so sad
man it's so sad why why why is it every game I play
go ahead take it I don't want it
Um brother you just fucked us both
Now we're gonna see this through gentlemen is what it is
You got to see this through this is the biggest I've ever been on but
How do this is so winnable man it's so depressing this is so winnable bro it's so winnable
this baron buff we get the baron buff we get the back and now we can
can we please can we please can we please can we please
Can we please can we please can we please can we please
I'm so happy it was her.
I need damage Annie, I need damage, please.
It's over. It's over it's over.
It's over it's over it's over.
I mean, it's hard to be mad about this game for me, hopefully, you know, the guy gets
or something I don't know I don't know man
That was a weird one that was a weird one am I allowed to say chats everyone report this guy is that like a thing or no
Choo choo truck hashtag chew fuck that motherfucker bro absolute freak to be
studied an absolute freak to be studied
Are we cooked? Are we cooking? First game, I'm going to be honest, was on me. Second
game, I didn't gank a Vayne level three. And he followed me from level seven to the end
the game in my camps and tried to KS me.
The last two days of like League of Legends has been, I don't know if it's because I've
been streaming it.
I've had some really bad League sessions like off stream, but in the last two days on stream
has been the worst level of like League play.
Like dude, I got better games than bronze.
I don't know if it's people queuing into my games on the other side, and then my team is just getting thumped
I don't know if it's just I'm in losers queue for the first time in a while, and I forgot what it feels like
I don't know what it is man, but my bot lanes
They're they're not doing much and I'm getting people like that vein in my games
I don't know if there's like some low plio queue or something. Maybe I've talked too much shit
I know bro. He was he was so bad that he was honestly helping me CS you're not wrong at
all the guy was helping me and I think he stole a maybe a total of like 20 gold at most
I mean, are we surprised when we see a vein, a vein top lane, and he's a freak?
Are we?
Is anyone actually surprised that a vein top lane is a freak?
Of course you're not.
That's someone who just wants to jump off of a bridge in a video game in GTA with a
parachute, of course.
You're not a normal human being playing Vayne Top.
That was the guy that was going to play Ari Top.
Oh, so yeah, he's just a freak.
Yo, does anyone, what was his name again?
Does anyone remember?
I want to look at his OP.GG.
I want to see if he's just a absolute skit so or what.
I know Vayntop's really really good.
Choo Choo truck OP dot GG.
Choo Choo truck hashtag Choo.
He is probably is actually really good, 23, 23 and 5, 10 and 1, 8 and 2, 21 and 8.
He's a yeet player, he's a yeet jungler, he's a master yeet jungler, and he absolutely
thumps people.
He just had a skitzo game, and sadly that was my game.
Feels bad man, had a mental break, really, really good in gold.
I look like my name is Bob and I'm really good at League of Legends and you ain't gold.
So when you say really good I'm gonna make sure it's a point for you to know that only in Gold Devil status
that anywhere else you are not impressed by anyone that you play ever.
Bits, shut up.
shut the fuck up mother fuck god shit in my pants
So who's the one signing for a beginning course to play tomorrow?
Also, I'm making a pitch to the left.
Just a pitch though.
I'm flipping.
Miko!
Fuck!
Wait!
Did you guys hear that?
I was asking, uh, I don't remember what I asked.
But I said I was hanging a bit to the left.
ALRIGHT!
FUCK!
Let's go!
Locked in like you've never locked in before
Hi-Burgies!
Oh!
Here we got Dows!
Here we got Dows.
One.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
Oh!
Oh, I'm a little scared.
Well, I don't have my boy go lay down
Now I go lay down crack head
But you actually shake yourself no not yet, but if I get another freak like that I will
Should we put the
Should we put how the games are going on the screen? Did you guys like that? We can keep track
Oh and two not the greatest of stars not the greatest of stars
All right, we actually have somewhat of a team play against a Diego.
Let's go. No stupid place. No
stupid place. No stupid place.
No stupid place.
Gamble with friends tonight. No,
the boys are playing. The boys
are playing Apex tonight.
That sounds terrible. Yeah, it's my night off. It's my night off
Oh, that's us! Holy shit! That's it! Oh my gosh, that's rare! Our team gotta kill first!
Oh my gosh! We're locked!
I'm already... I'm so locked in.
And the Thunder Geet.
He also is beating ass as well.
Damn he clears fast.
He had to abandon his camps, right?
Oh no.
Yeah why is there four people in the bot lane?
What the hell is going on down there?
Please don't lose your mind on me.
I swear it wasn't my fault bud.
try and save smite for the next one.
Oh no way!
Oh that's a kill. Oh sorry we double warded. My bad!
How's it kill man fuck?
Okay.
We didn't give nobody kills, it's always a positive.
Up came push, or kale push wave.
How'd you guys recognize that?
Another day, another day, another day, another dollar, another day, another gupa.
Oh
It's just gone bro
Oh, you're fucking cook buddy worth maybe probably not
Probably not worth all lane is like uber shoved
I don't have a little six man. I'm not even close to it. I go bot lane
What do you mean Drake, man? We have no prior in bot lane. How am I gonna go to Drake?
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Here we go, let's go bot lane come on boys. This is the game. This is the game man
Let's go gentlemen
Okay, I didn't believe my pings, okay, hopefully she doesn't get punished.
Oh my gosh, and we got a crab.
Oh my gosh, she picks one up in the top lane.
We're so fucking locked in.
She doesn't even give him a kill.
This is huge.
mid it's bro he grabs me fuck man well we got our mid laner a kill I don't know
that's worth it though is it? Is that worth it? How does he already have grab up?
That is worth? Okay. All right. All right. Love to hear that.
Hey, I'm all about the words. I'm all about the words.
All about the words.
Looking top lane?
Cancelled auto? FUCK!
Well, he just died, he died in bot lane.
No no no no nianna
Yeah
Do a great right now boys out of 10. How are we doing?
I feel like we're doing okay, no?
My leg is in his hand!
You knackle!
Beautiful.
7? We're not doing bad, okay cool. I can't clear that shit.
We don't need smite.
We gotta get sweeper after this.
on our next buy we're getting sweeper boys.
Okay. Not bad there. Not terrible. We'll take it. Drags out, we buy, we go straight to drag.
We're going to go sub to sky this round.
I didn't buy a warp pull this bitch
Careful here boys
Beautiful
Help me help me help me help me help me help me why is my entire bot lane
sprinting away somebody turn and help a goop up hey oh ma you can at least
I
Walkin
Got a man and funky Chinatown
I still didn't buy sweeper.
Fuck the drag we give it.
We got to worry about ourselves this game.
I love seeing a fed kill.
I've seen that top lane.
Let's get crack.
Your team has destroyed a tunnel.
An enemy has been snagged.
Coming boys.
Back it up Terry. Back it up Terry. Back it up. Don't even burn Terry. The fireworks going.
Don't even burn Terry.
Hit the turtle!
I
Know
What the fuck is going on in the mid lane what the hell is everybody doing watch yourself watch yourself
Watch yourself watch yourself. Oh, we grab my old not good boys not good not good not a good old to be grabbed
Please don't fight the second I leave please
Y'all some's going in. Oh, no
I'd like to go farm. Can we all back up? Can we back up as much as I love jacking everybody
off in the mid lane. I kind of want to go farm. As good of a time is, is rubbing other
people's meets I'd love to go and actually make some money like the full
clear here I don't think I have items just yet
2050 2050 2050
That fight I don't know if I kill my fight. I'm pretty big
Please hit them oh my god
Did you run away from me, Pussy?
Hey, you wanna come help me?
Drags up shit balls
Only 50 back it up Terry back it up Terry. I'm going to drag good luck. I
Just kind of feel like we're turbo fighting and it's not a good idea
Yeah, like I guys I know you everyone wants to feed the Viego. He looks like he's a little malnourished, but my god
I would love to
I'd love to I'd love to do that the OBJ
Melt this motherfucker as fast as you can pop old do whatever you need to do
Run for your lives run for your lives. Oh my god the supports in there by support. It is what it is. She's dead
She's dead. She's dead. She's dead. It is what it is. I don't really understand
What the fuck we are doing? Hello?
No, I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at you chat. Why'd you do that?
Why did y'all feed in the end the dragon?
We're going right back. We're going right back. I'm about to beat the shit out of this guy
He's in that bush
alright alright hey you could have let me have it but it's fine I didn't want
it so I wanted that kill I did all the damage just to give it to you of course
Oh
What's going on over here
There we go there we go doing great everybody
Coming
still no sweeper so I was gonna get sweeper 15 minutes ago still no sweeper
oh my god somebody called the police I did a crime back it up it is what it is Chad anyone
Eclipse of your band, don't look at me.
Don't say you, shut up.
Who's texting me, what do you want?
It's my wife.
We're doing really well, we're doing really well, we're doing really really well other
within the potential absolute, ugly, disgusting Flash Q there that was something of Satan.
Is that Jungler 8?
No, I see it, right?
Maybe I looked at it wrong.
Maybe it said 8 deaths.
Maybe.
Looking!
Watch out!
Satan is walking amongst y'all!
Kills up there like swimwear, bro.
I still didn't get the fucking shaper.
Run for your lives, run for your lives.
Careful now, kill.
Careful now, kill.
You're getting a little too confident for me.
Yep, I knew this was gonna happen.
Run for your life, Kale. Run for your fucking life, girl.
Yeah, I knew that was gonna happen.
Oh, wait, heat up!
Oh, in the arms of an angel
We have absolutely no presence on the map!
Already carry and support our tower plane
sucking each other off again
Honestly, they're not doing bad. It is what it is lock in
No, don't don't leak me the promises clip. Don't leave don't leak it for me. Don't leak it for me
Hey 55 seconds gentlemen and ladies 50 and they're all dead
Oh my god he kinda has damage a little bit.
I see you.
I see you over there AD carry.
I see you.
I see you you fucking bitch.
Yeah you better back it up Terry.
My entire jungle is warded by the way and I still didn't get sweeper bro.
If I don't get sweeper on my next back someone slapped me in the bottom of the sack.
It is what it is.
I'm arrived.
Oh, dude, I just, I can't, I can't fuck with this support.
I'm just dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
No, we're not FFing, we're fine.
for. To absolutely fed the FUCK out of that drag.
They get that drag, or that drag, AND the tower for free. Fucking kill me.
Going.
Careful now, kill. Hey! Hey! That was my 4 gold!
Good. Wonderful. Going.
I'm grabbing that bitch, Viego, off the rip.
Oh, okay. We're gonna ping this, but we're not gonna do it? Okay. Fuck it. Fuck it and fuck me.
I missed I'm out is what it is. Yeah, there she is there. She blows I
Didn't grab the Viego he's killing everyone
GGs
GGs
GG's, I ulted the fucking Malphite bro. It's over. It's over. Diego is 14 and up. Oh my
god. Is that my fault to be honest? I kinda threw that game, not my 4 and 10 Yasu, or
Or my 3 and 9 support bot lane that has been split pushing since they've been fed from round 1?
N-NONE OF THAT BATTERS!
WHO THROWS THE GAME?
THE JUNGLER!
WHO HAD EVERY OBJ EARLY!
AND HAS BEEN FUCKING FEEDING EVERY LANE!
IT'S MY FAULT!
Fuck everything.
This game sucks.
I don't mean that I love this game.
FUCK ME MAN!
I'm getting pissed.
I agree Seraphine. You do literally anything we win. I agree. Same as me.
I'm looking. It's a cute ha, bro. They're just... they're hunting like a pack of wolves, man.
It's a literal pack of wolves in the mid-lane. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Let him die.
Let's go!
You guys think we end?
No way.
Drag up in a minute.
No way.
No way you cleared all this.
No way you cleared all this.
No way no way he cleared all this
They come for everything they got boys take them for everything they got they come for everything they got hey, baby
Probably not
They can for everything they got one second, baby
Back it up Terry
There's one on the floor. I don't know. I don't know what that is. No, I took that was it from yesterday
Yeah
Right here right here what a song start that shit
Can't miss this can't miss this 14 I will die for it
I
Smited the fucking guy bro. I smited the guy bro
Oh no I smited the fucking guy I smited the fat fuck in front of me in the game in the
game in the game killing off this way in the game in the game and and and and and and
I have no confidence in myself in the fucking game in the game
Yes, oh my god. Oh my god
Is that a hundred or ten?
I can't really tell.
Think of it like this.
If you flipped your head upside down and read from far left that way but now all right
And then to the left, we had 59,801 damage.
W's in the chat.
W's in the chat.
If the win is a win, a home run,
doesn't matter if it's 2 feet over or 200 feet,
it's still a home run.
W's in the chat.
W's in the chat.
You want my feedback?
Fuck you.
That's my feedback.
That is my feedback.
Fuck you.
Oh, we won. We won. Oh, my gosh.
Oh.
That's not bad one and two not how we wanted maybe what we needed I don't know I don't know
you're a jungler you're not gonna have crazy champ damage compared to the people hitting the
others in lane all game tell that to the VA go on the other team my friend tell that tell that to
the Diego I don't think he has gotten that message yet. I don't think he's got that message.
Maybe he's a little confused. I don't know. Do we do one more? I mean we've been live
for nine hours. What if we what if we just play league tomorrow? What if we just play
play league all day tomorrow.
Oh, play today, I know.
We're gonna end it there. We're gonna end it there. We'll play tomorrow as always tomorrow.
We got league with Nick Merck's tomorrow. Bro, that's gonna be so funny. The only way
that it goes bad as if Nick is loving apex update. Maybe maybe that'll happen. Maybe
he'll cancel on us. I don't know. But I expect to see every single one of you here. Hopefully
hopefully we're not completely banned on YouTube. I don't I chat. I really don't know. I do
not have any idea what's going on with the YouTube man. I don't know. I think Gav said
it might just be the stream. Just for like today's stream because it got DMCA. So tomorrow
we'll just listen to like, I don't know, remixes, like big booty remix so we don't get DMCA
or something. But yeah, that's what we'll do. Chat, I love you. Thank you guys so much
for chilling, some elevator music. Today and tomorrow I'll be live. I expect to see you
all here. I'll probably, probably I might just do a day of league again. See what happens.
See what happens. Awesome day gentlemen. A lot of fun today. Yeah, Mike's falling out.
Awesome day. Had a lot of fun. So happy we played some CS with the boys. That was the
highlight of the day for sure. Dad, I love you. I appreciate you all, man. Have a great
rest of your day. Have a great rest of your evening. I will see all you beautiful people
tomorrow. Thank you again for hanging out today, dudes. And be good tonight. Enjoy the
streams, enjoy the homie streams. No hutch tonight on P stream. I am going to go enjoy
the night of chilling, maybe play some league off stream. I don't know. I'll keep y'all
posted one and two, not terrible. Then we got a day tomorrow. I love y'all. I'll make
I remind Nick to download league as well. Have a great