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THIRSTY THURSDAY | PWNING NOOBS WITH NECKMERCS FOLLOWED BY !ATT ANNIHILATOR CUP. BUSY DAY! - !dayz
05-07-2026 · 12h 59m
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I'm not a train, train running I'm not hurricane-tunnin'
I'm feeling like a bone of bad-button What are we gonna do?
I'm not fake-smile-bleamin' Yeah, I'm the lie that you choose to believe in
It's the truth kind of lost all meaning
And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I've been a loving lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
And picking it up when I'm better
This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus
because I'm about to start sucking some dick
He-Dee-Dee Hero
That's close because he has
No job he kills whatever we can cuz again he has no bitches in no job
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I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty dudes, what should I do?
Fight the strength!
Good morning, gentlemen and ladies!
Good morning, good morning, good morning!
Hot damn good morning!
Good morning, good morning, good morning!
Every part.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
Hey! Good morning!
Good morning! Good morning! Good morning! Good morning! Good morning! Good morning!
Hello!
Bonjour!
Bonjour! Bonjour!
I forgot what color shirt I was wearing.
Ahhhh!
White shirt!
Good morning everyone!
How's everybody's day doing?
How's everybody's day doing?
Y'all having a good day today?
Y'all miss me, Poppa?
Boys, we got a long day ahead of us.
We got a long day ahead of a gooper.
God bless, we got a long day ahead of a gooper, man.
They got Pablo yesterday. Who the fuck is Pablo?
Wait, what do you mean, Peanut? Just went to bed.
You
Wait, so you telling me
I'm fat
That was crazy timing. What the fuck?
Before I'm trying to get hutch to invite me to the daisy server. Help a small time streamer out my guy
That was insane. What the hell that was insane
They just ended a for the 20 day for a for thank you so much for love
Damn, they just oh
Dude, he's he's gonna be hosted bro
yo
Well, how did you get this picture of me and Nick from last Halloween? I
Think you added a couple pounds on me. I think you added a couple pounds on me, but Nick. I mean that's one to one
That's perfect to scale
Look at that
Wowzers. Damn, so he just went to sleep. Okay, tag good morning. Good morning, good morning, good morning.
Play up for the day. Play up for the day. Nick wants to start on Arc Raiders. So, come on.
Sorry, I just started drinking my coffee. I'm not fully awake yet. Nick wants to start on Arc Raiders.
So we are going to play just a wee bit, just a wee bit.
And then we have League of Legends with Nick, duo Q climbing to Diamond.
Probably going to happen today. Probably going to happen today.
And then after League, we will be moving to the AT&T tournament at 7pm.
week one round of applause round of applause 200k tournament week one
starting at 7 p.m. We're gonna be playing Cal of booty Cal of booty now here's the
reality is the reality of the situation the reality of the situation is is
we're fucked okay talk to Nate shot this morning I said good morning how you
you feeling today? He said, hutch, I can't lie to you. And I'm surprised after last
year's performance that you would want me picked on your team on your team this
year, because I'm pretty sure you and peanut were probably in cahoots talking
about who you were going to select. But here's my here's my take on that. I
believe that even after all this time, they shot is 100%. One of the best
players are caught. I said one of, this is to be honest, or scum, but it's what it is.
It is what it is. The guy is inhuman. Okay. But I believe Nadeshot is just right there
with him, right there next to him, second in command. And he's also, I was watching
him play Counter-Strike. We're good. Dude, we're gonna, we're, I think we're gonna win
CS. The only way we don't win CS is if Summit does Summit things and just takes over the
fucking map but I doubt that that's going to happen. I think Nade Shot's going to carry
the shit out of everybody in CS. He's gotten a lot better. He's done very good. That just
means we got to help on League and I think that this week probably going to win second.
Maybe hopefully gonna take second place. I don't see us beating scump
Next week we take first place a week after that fucking coin flip and in the week after that
We take first place and we will have a great position
We will have a great position
To come in top five this year fuck it maybe we win it
Fuck it, you know what I'm saying?
That's your band from Walmart.
I know I'm banned from Walmart.
I got my notice.
I know I am.
All right, we're going to watch a couple clips.
We'll watch a couple clips, and then we'll jump in.
Clip queue is now open.
Clip queue is now open.
Push of clips.
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Know big time thank you for the 20th good morning you beautiful fat teeth
Beast any chance a good book you get a sexy wallpaper to I got you big time. I got you you need something baby
Oh
Let's get that chunk in here, chunk this, my little girl right there, thank you, love
you.
Welcome to Wal-Mart.
You're not supposed to say hi to the new customers.
Oh, welcome to Wal-Mart, a thousand blessings to you and your family.
Thank you, baby, thank you.
Welcome to Wal-Mart.
So walk around here, I mean, we tried to capture every detail you'd see in a local Wal-Mart.
This is a good war. This is a good war I had.
I can see you captured it.
I'm fat.
They're coming. They're coming.
Six seconds. Five.
Hold it.
Don't shoot.
They're not going to let me down.
Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it.
I'm going up. I'm going up. I'm going up.
Yeah, but we get 10k for that, we get 10k.
They had to hold it for an hour, holy shit.
5 more, 5 more, 5 more!
5 more, 5 more!
Let's go!
Holy shit!
Jennifer had 10k subs, that's awesome.
Type I was here, type I was here.
I was here!
Yo, congrats Jennifer.
I
men would know I've been hubby b are you fucking
today
oh my god! hubby b!
oh my god!
it fucking sucked
and fuck all the dipshits that should have
never been invited to this fucking
server
fuck today
it fucking sucked
And fuck all the dipshits that should have never been invited to this fucking server, okay?
Suck a fucking dick to all you guys
Suck a fucking dick Dacken suck a fucking dick fizzy
I hope you guys fucking stub your toe and don't get invited next time suck a fucking dick
Yo, what happened
What happened they grief the event wait what do you mean they grief the event
yo tag thank you so much for the 20 gifted subs over on the tube man i appreciate you
bro check we need some love over there for tigl coming in with a 20 gifted my man i appreciate
the love bro thank you thank you thank you thank you man they were killing naked people
and not even participating in the event
They were just camping at the top of silos and not doing anything.
There was also teams alliance they were not supposed to.
And they weren't even streaming it.
They used an attack helicopter and dropped grenades for five straight hours.
I guess my question would be is like what why why aren't they getting banned?
Like if you had these little cocksuckers doing this the entire time, not even providing anything,
they're not getting any content from it because they're not even live.
just literally doing it for the love of being a piece of shit. Like why aren't they getting smited?
Because that's rust. Yeah, but that's rust in like
like a regular server, not a content server, man.
Like at the end of the day, you can say that's Rust,
but in my, see, this is where I feel like
the Rust story admins kind of fail
is because there's a difference between having a Rust server
and having a content creator server,
a server meant to make content
and to provide something cool.
You have a nuclear, whatever the fuck going on,
And you have people just griefing the teams actually attempting to do it, providing nothing
to the event.
I just don't think that those people should even be there, you know.
I don't know.
Whatever.
Whatever.
officially done. Is Russ done? Yo Turka, thank you so much for the five gifted. Yeah, it's over.
Good. Good. Good, good, good. Honestly, fantastic.
I'm your right. I'm your right. You know.
of Malone here, in headphone.
Yeah, it is weird, huh?
It's like when you put a condom on it,
and the other person's just still looking at their phone,
you're like, oh, this is weird.
And the person, I mean, is a woman too.
Jesus Christ, you gotta tell everybody, huh?
Well, I'll just say, I'll just say, I mean,
Brunner and guest today is already taking the piss out of us.
It's the amazing American comedian Theobon.
Welcome to Trigonometry.
You guys have, we call it autism.
Also, I'm drinking like Monster Energy juice sometimes,
Which are like piss magnets. Yeah
Yeah, they're delicious, but they make you want to pee make you want to beat your wife, dude
I've seen a lot of dudes drinking monster that you know, they're going home to punch
Pardon my fellow's from Nicaragua, bro, and this is not a racial sir. Yeah, my father's from Nicaragua. What yeah, Nicaragua, bro
Where my Nick Garza, huh? Well?
Little too close
I
Want to know what makes a hero but check it off on the pin go card
It's not destiny
This is an actual this is an AI right this is a this is an actual trailer and searching for greatness
Johnny case you have been chosen for more to come back
Then realizing you've had it in you
this entire time whoa I really don't feel comfortable
heading a girl don't worry you won't
send me back I want to go back
the rules of the tournament are simple our faith would not be settled by the
the size of our armies, it would be decided by combat.
I'm not some great warrior. I'm not some champion.
This is a war for the faith of your world.
Freeze him!
Me.
No!
This belongs to me.
We do not need it!
Only chance to face this together.
Let's go, baby.
You, Johnny Cage, are part of this map.
It's showtime.
Get them over here!
Join me, or definitely die.
Yeah, we'll see if it's good.
Oh, you have a big scratch on your back.
I know, it's not that big.
Look, it's like this.
Yeah, not that big.
It is big.
Where's it at?
Top left of N2, right on the 2.
N2, okay.
Yeah, we'll see.
We'll see, that looked a little too...
N2, N for Closie.
Buddy, this isn't kick.
This isn't kick, you're on Twitch, you're not right?
Oh, sorry, I must have misspelled the word coach. I died. My body. My body.
Right down here. Right down here.
What were they flying around for? Were they checking out bases yesterday?
Right there.
Was that it?
Oh. Oh, that's all. Allow all hot Brazilian women.
Oh, they were judging dastis.
Yeah. Okay. I thought that said allow 9-11.
There we go.
Alright, look at that.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
We got you.
Wait, Peanut got nuked again.
I thought they were the ones who nuked.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
Oh no, no, not again!
I think it's your cue. What a fucking fantastic picture you put in there.
They died with 30 minutes left to H. Jim Stain.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, and somebody sends you a clip of me in a green suit with a peanut as a background
Just don't so right. I want to buy this shit. No
No, no, but don't watch. No, but don't watch it. What's awesome. What's I?
Solidly swear
Oh
Did you like my base maybe
One. Wait. Oh, you up a little bit? What was that one? You see that?
Oh, look at this. Oh my gosh. You see this one?
Okay, dude, I thought you were looking at fucking AI slander.
This is crazy. Let's go down a little deeper. Look at this one.
Fuck yourself. Fuck yourself. Die. Fuck yourself. Die.
How the hell did they build this?
I'll switch on this one for you and send it to you.
Holy shit.
Is that a water base?
That was deep.
This sounds cool.
Oh, here it is.
Oh, Cam built this.
Wow.
Oh, my goodness.
Holy shit.
Oh, my goodness.
I haven't watched a movie in many years, so I don't know how more accurate this is.
This is actually insane.
Wow.
This is actually, like, this is, like, I would want to live in this base, like, on an actual
on an actual wipe look how cool this is with a back porch kind of opens I don't
know if it'd be good for an action like oh yeah you're right damn holy just amazing
though this tower up top with them I love this I actually love this it also
like fits into like if I saw this on an actual sweaty server I would actually
never I would never rate this I would just I might have been get the BTC
addresses and give them my first round hit me in the stomach trains always
coming around and I went down on the ground he had to AK on full automatic
My first reaction, my immediate reaction was that I was
Extremely angry because I thought my own guy got buff fever and shot me
I jumped up called him a you know a few good names and so he shot me again
So I'd start to get up again
I'm on my hands and knees and he shoots me right under the shoulder blade in the back
So I try one more time and he hit me in the back of the head right right on the back
I went down again, and I finally figured out this guy knows you're an American and he's still trying to kill you
So be stupid if you lay here still maybe he'll quit shooting you
So I did and he quit shooting me, but he walked over to me and I'm laying on the ground
I just told myself I remember this very very clearly. I said well, I guess this is how you die
there was some kind of
motion that happened inside the hooch and this guy forgot about me and I'm sure he had
to barrel that thing right in the back of my head to finish me off.
He spun around and stood right in the door in this totally empty debt magazine but fortunately
everybody was down on the floor.
He stepped away from the door, got to the corner of the hooch and he stopped and he
turned around and knelt down and was looking back around the corner back to the door because
because he knew somebody to come out and get me.
And so Bob Blattery came to the door
and I was laying there and in my best stage whisper,
I said, Bob, don't come out.
And he said, why?
I said, the guy's right over on the corner
and he's waiting for me.
He said, I don't see anybody.
I said, do you see a sandbag?
About four sandbags up.
It's sticking out further than the others.
Yeah, shoot it.
You want me to shoot a sandbag?
Shoot it!
Okay, okay, okay.
So he used his rifle out and squeezed off the trigger.
Well, when he did that, I'm up.
I get back in the hoots and all that kind of stuff.
The next morning, he was there securing the camp.
They found him right there on the corner
by the bullet hole right here.
He was looking right down the barrel
when Bob pulled the trigger.
Hey, I'm gonna say this.
Give me, give me a little bit of whiskey.
So, you know what, give me a tin of chalk, give me some winter green long cut and a water
bottle and something to drink, my mouth is going to be dry and just let me sit there
in a room full of vets, old school, old men, and just let me sit there in a room full of
vets, old school, old men, and just let me sit there in a room full of vets, old school,
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It's gonna be so exciting for Ruckus!
You won't kill me!
I'll never tell anyone, Square!
He's the one you aren't killing!
Ruckus!
Your balls are showing!
So stupid bro, so stupid, that's a guy, you know what it is, he can smell me, I can't
smell him.
Well to be fair, everybody can smell you.
Motherfucker.
Oh it's so good, it's so good bro, it's so good.
good all dead they're all dead i killed them all nice all four times there's a lot in the pit there's a lot in the pit
be careful be careful
is that a
700 dispatch
what server is Timmy playing on
flying cobra plus two
We're gonna go ahead and jump up there to stay at city check out some shock fire, okay?
Chase our be
Pintas server. Yeah
almost almost oh shit okay I'll leave I'll just I'll go in my room hello I mean
in fairness like I'm just staying on my spot bro I'm holding this position right
I'm holding this spot they could have me on their team but they invited a guy who
never played on the server until the very last day in fairness I'm in my
right to stay right here
guys I mean this with all due respect and love I give a fuck more about gavs
abs nut sack. Then I care about watching people kill three people in rust. And I'm saying
I care more about this cup of coffee right here. Then I care about those rust clips with
all due respect. I'm so ready for the rust arc to end. Dude, I'm so fucking tired of
see it up I do this this I'm so happy it's over
what was that
I do this this I do this
Oh my god!
Oh, shit, oh, that's backblast.
Jesus.
That's my purse, I don't know you.
So, uh, 9-11?
No, I mean, I've always wanted to have a conversation with, about it, with people.
You've never talked to people about 9-11?
No, what's your stance?
What's my stance on 9-11?
Oh, um...
Anti.
It was a tragedy.
I mean, we lost 19 of our best guys.
Huh?
Can I add you to our nightmare, baby?
Oh shit. Let me ask you this. Do you think anybody in an actual helicopter is flying
that motherfucker like this right here?
No way, right?
Unless absolutely necessary.
Let me ask my vets in here. Have you guys ever seen somebody do some crazy shit in the hell of a chopper?
I've seen a lot of yeses and seen a lot of no's.
You cannot flip it like that. Yeah, that's what I figured
I'm going to spot that.
Oh yeah, I'm recording, I'm recording right now, I'm recording right now.
A Hutch method.
You're in a big pond, and there's other hippos, but they're not as big as you, so I'm just here.
Oh, that's my first screen!
I'm watching to kick my ass!
I tried to get a cow, but I only had two bullets.
I'm fixing out on a bull drop to your game.
Shit.
Nope! Really?
I'm not fucking joking, too late.
Yeah, that's what he shared with the head and say, this is only for your good. This is for your own good.
Hey, go to war, soldier. Hey, get out of here. Go to war.
You're good. You can keep it.
Nice.
Thank you. Thanks. Thanks.
No worries. No problem.
You're gonna need to give your friend stuff.
He didn't have much.
Adios.
You guys are good, bro.
Me?
Just hanging around.
Damn.
Holy shit, I have audio on me and that's a song.
Holy shit, I have audio on me and that's a song.
Oh my god.
Listen, listen, I'ma be honest with you, okay?
Let me tell you something real quick.
Teach, teach.
There is in no way, shape and form a world where he sits there and stares at us after we just gave him a legendary gun
and doesn't move when he's not planning or thinking about planning one of our executions.
It's just not a world.
He came down here. Be honest. Now, looking at this from the outside in, looking at this from here,
down, instead of here, looks a lot rougher than what I remember, you know. But there was some
hesitation there was there not like why go up the zipline to jump off and to
stare at us again
you know he was 12 now he's fucking dead you know it is what it is in game of
Of course, you know, honestly, he's welcome.
I'm teaching him that when life gives you lemons, you take the lemons and you run the
fuck away, you know?
He's welcome.
He's welcome.
He's welcome.
Honestly, good guy, Hutch.
Good guy, Hutch.
the new generation of gamers to wake the fuck up and to grow the fuck up so what
the 12 are basically a grown man wake the fuck up make decisions on the fly
grow up go to school get A's you know what I mean get A's no B's B's you get
whooped in my case it was past the class okay if you get a D in the class
D stands for Diploma, there's Pass, that's it.
Oh, not AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, I got a speech impediment.
You're messing with the less fortunate.
It's not my fault I can't read or talk correctly.
Damn it.
Some pieces of shit, you know that some pieces about the sheet of the sheet of pieces of
the sheet. All right. So question, big question. Are we going to play of the
Arc Raiders with Nick or do we play League all day?
No chat. Listen, I know you guys want to watch other stuff. I'm gonna be real with you. Until
this tournament's over, we're just kind of grinding it, bro. I really do want to do better
in this tournament than I did last year. Like, you know, we'll go in and play AZ and all
this in the other, whatever the tournament's over or like during like after league is over.
Because CSGO, like I said, we're going to practice it, but we're not going to practice
it this hard.
I'll probably just death match at night and be fine.
Learn some smoke lineups.
Not going to practice cod.
We'll practice cod at like five o'clock, probably five to seven, couple hours of cod
practice.
Yeah, I know Nick is going to
come play league with us in a
bit.
But we can go play arc with
Nick for a little bit in the
swap over to league with him.
Yeah, we played yesterday. It
was a lot of fun.
Yeah, we'll pull it, we'll pull it.
Mods, do you already have the poll up?
The poll is up, here Mods, can we put the poll back up?
Can we take it down, put it back up?
It's almost over, I don't think people
are gonna be able to vote in time.
Don't put you at the end of fucking arc.
YouTube, kick jack, come over to Twitch
so y'all can vote on the poll real quick.
I'm over to Twitch so you can vote on the poll.
I'm away for the new poll to go up.
Nick saved the spot for me.
That's my boy right there.
That's the doll right there.
All right, polls up.
You know how I know that it's my mod that made this poll?
mother fucker spell league row that's my man's right there that's my man's right
there hey I they ain't hey they ain't we're because they smart now they went
because they good people and they're sexy that's it smart comes last
Yeah, it looks like they might have went to a little a learning center.
And they check it on your father.
Yo, this vote is insanely close.
What the fuck?
Hutch inspiration.
What is this?
I want to know what I'm going through right now, I just got a first time chatter, hudger
my inspiration to stay fat.
Yeah, fuck that guy, fuck that guy, fuck that guy.
this this vote is insanely close. Holy shit.
This is unbelievable.
Vote!
Click on the link or the poll at the top of the chat and just press one.
the lead by seven votes.
I
Think it's coming back. Oh my god
What the hell is going on in this pool? Oh
Holy shit, Link is taking it back.
This is actually unbelievable.
Dude, I've never seen y'all so split.
This is unbelievable.
Dude.
This is crazy.
It's just like, dude, it's like waves of 10 people.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, Lord takes it back.
Lord takes it back with one more lead.
I got to respect the results of this poll.
I have to.
This is insane.
Lee takes it back! It's dead time! With Art coming out on top!
Oh my gosh!
Art is winning! Art is winning! Art takes it! By fucking four votes!
Holy shit!
Oh my gosh, that was so close!
50-50 with 4 votes deciding it!
Oh my god!
Oh!
I don't know man, I just like things in my mouth.
That is insane!
It's a stolen election. Stolen election. Oh my God. That is so funny. Alright. Okay.
We're gonna jump over on Ark. We're gonna hang out with the homies. I'm gonna be honest.
Like I said before, once it starts sucking, we're out of there. We're out of there. We're
out of there. That is insane. Hey, we let it, hey, we let a vote happen and the vote
was beautiful. Like I said, we plan on playing league today, no matter what, we're not going
to be on here for probably more than a couple of hours max, maybe shorter if we're just
getting strenght side by cheaters. Okay, thank you so much for the 20 gifts. Oh, don't be
in a chat for hoker coming in with a big 20. I appreciate you man. Thank you so much for the
20 gifted bro. Speed, thank you so much for the five months. W's in a chat. Gsh, Gsh, thank you for
the two months. Steve Sox, 13, Yeo, Steve, Totes, Blasta, and Tachi, thank you for the subs.
Caleb, thank you for the fiverr. I vote lead to get that practice in. If I was an option,
I can't wait for that to come back soon to you be heard. Thank you for the dinner
Play some arc with the boys. I missed the peak art days. Don't we all like a little bit of nostalgia, you know
Kts thank you for the pride boss. Can we switch categories? Thank you
On kick as well, please on kick as well
All right, give me 20 push-ups 20 good push-ups solid chest to the ground. Hello my friends. I
Need I need 20 20 solid push-ups
Right now. I'm doing hutch. Good morning. I got a feeling I gotta make sure you know, I got a feeling I
Got no, yeah, maybe you uh gab don't worry about hiding timer and all that shit. I don't care you're good
We have 30,000 fucking space dollars, bro, oh my god, we're in the trenches.
We're in the trenches, bro.
We got to sell shit.
We got to sell stuff.
Yeah, I kind of believe him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't believe you, but I kind of believe you.
You, wait, you swear to God, you ripped him, you swear?
No, oh my god. All right, bro. Damn damn damn. Let's go
Hey, I love for you too, man
Yes, sir. Oh
Shit, oh shit
Second dudes off in the dish. I got one of these though. Don't you worry?
Don't you worry soldier
No problem. I love you. Don't you worry. Beautiful. We're going straight southwest.
My teammates right there. Get rid of Ark or sorry. League when lost. Got you. Got you.
got you got you take that off set this to oh it oh there we go beautiful all right
boobo be bone bone be be body bae
all new stuff in the store
I
Probably should have said at the beginning. This is what we're doing
This is what we're just this is what this is what's taking all the time mark this right here. Are you fucking serious?
Yeah, I should have that's all I definitely should have said that at the beginning
Good morning. Good morning. Good morning
Hey, ha chi poo, baby boo. What do you do? What I do what I do. I just let an anime enjoy your live, man
So what are you a pussy?
Apparently, you know, I just didn't get the intel until what was done was done. Oh
Word is bond man. He did his 20 push-ups man. I can't murder him like that
Yeah, but you know with him you probably did 20 cock push-ups or something stupid
like some weirdo shit right yeah some weirdo shit you probably got a big
anime T.D. carpet
yo beefy they with a 20 good morning hutch when we getting some
melons and crunchy bethats I love that
you know we gotta get some more motion for that we gotta get some more
motion for that. Hopefully at some point. When you were dreaming last time you dreamed
about being in the jungle, getting your berries. Yeah, bro, we had a poll this morning to see
if we were going to play art. That poll was 100, I'm sorry, 1097 to 1094 with our greater's
winning. Oh, it was literally 50 50 down the middle with a three vote difference.
Holy shit. No. Okay. Are you happy about that? Are you mad?
Oh, no, I'm chilling. I'm chilling. But I will say the second this shit
sucks. I'm out of here. I mean, the moment, the moment that I'm like, I
don't know if I'm enjoying this. We will. I might not even say I'm leaving.
I might just close out the game.
Just boot it up.
Yeah, yeah.
Now, that's some funny shit.
I enjoyed it.
I enjoyed our set yesterday.
That was a lot of fun.
I had fun too, man.
I had fun too.
That was a lot of fun.
And I'm excited to get after again today,
but I do love me a little, little.
Just a little bit.
Just a little bit.
Just an appetite.
It's a taste.
Right.
Just an appetite.
It doesn't need to be the main?
No, it doesn't need to be the main course.
Just a little bit.
We might have two maids, maybe three.
Everybody's sharing, you know?
Depends on how big the filets are.
You know what I mean?
If they hit me with the max, we got a six.
Give me two, bitch.
We got a six-house petite.
Give me two, bitch.
The six-house petite.
Pussy.
Pussy.
Bitch, pussy, give me two.
If you got a preferred cut of steak, when you go out,
Are you getting the fillet, or are you doing a ribeye?
Oh, always ribeye.
Always ribeye?
Yeah.
Not always.
Always, no, yeah, always is.
Maybe like a t-bone.
T-bone?
You're a t-bone guy, yeah, you don't know ball.
That's OK.
I'm a fillet, mignon type of guy.
If there's a fillet, mignon, I'm taking a fillet, mignon.
I mean, you just can't go wrong.
You can't.
Tax bracket of a ribeye.
Yeah, but even though, yeah, but it
when you even when you're at nice restaurants you get a nice ribeye it's it's not i'm getting a
ribeye yeah i'm getting a ribeye but but i can't take your steak take serious nick here we go bro
tomahawk no because if you do it tomahawk you're saying it's for price i know that's cap because
tomahawk's always what the fancy bougie steakhouse is used to like put gold glitter on it
I
On the stake you are a pussy
Why why we did it for the vlog man, and it was fun. We're all dancing
Okay, so that makes sense.
I can't let you say that and then have you not admit to it.
I have to admit.
Yeah, you show a pussy for it, but I don't understand why.
Only one time, only one time.
It wasn't even that good, man.
Of course it was.
It was very overrated.
So what's the best, like it's the Wagyu cut or Wagyu?
Yeah, Wagyu.
Ruthless singing so much for the five, man.
I appreciate you, bro.
That was in the chat for Ruthless.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you for the love.
But it's like an eight or a nine or something and you get you get a ribeye bro wagyu ribeye
You cook that motherfucker right? Oh my god. What?
They're all gonna say like oh Nick likes to stay eating well. No, no, no
I do like my filet though eating well because it's so tall that a lot of times
It's cold in the center. I can't lie. I will be honest
That's a safe pick like I'm a medium rare guy. I'm a medium rare. I like my shit moving
But when I go somewhere and that it's just it's not even it's raw
And I'm just like I'm just like I did I feel like I'm chewing bubblegum
I don't want that
for me brother to pre-store for me
Medium chat me that's a good place to medium as good as we do a ribeye
We do a medium that that's a preferable way to do it
I can't tell you how many times me my wife border states
she gets medium I get medium rare and I'm like yeah your steaks better so often
yeah I have unless cook it right I can have a medium rare steak I just don't
prefer it that way I can I can eat it if I go to a nice spot I'm getting a
medium rare if I go to like what about hutch what about the outside of it like
can you get it can you do you charge that bitch right all right yeah there
There's I like I like that gooey or do you want to pink more pink than red and gooey, okay?
You're not medium rare that man. You're medium. Yeah, but but again like I
Order that's medium rare. Yes, but I order my steaks. The what makes it medium rare
Okay, I cook a lot of steaks what makes it medium rare isn't from the crust of the outer part of the steak
All the way to the core is the same red and gooey
It's crust into a pink into a red and gooey in the middle looks like a cake
Right looks like looks like a cake
What ends up happening is is that these motherfuckers they cook it in its crust and right when you get in
To the chunky part of the steak. It's just red and gooey. That's what I don't want. That's the bubble
I want that layered shit. You want that layered shit. I want it like a cake, bro
I want it layered. I wanted to go from crust to pink to red and gooey in the center. That's a true medium rare
Now what you're talking about it's that is a blue rare and that's what's I don't want
I'll fuck that shit. We were as to blue rare is like that blue rare isn't sad a pulse three minutes ago
No rare that save the rare
Rare is pushing it for me a medium rare mediums a medium is the same choice
Because yeah, right because we all know that if we order that a plethora
Never comes out
It's too hot or too cold in the center and then you just
You get a well-done steak
If it's expensive man, it's not a good thing. It's a chewy cut.
Okay, is it? Okay, I've never had it before. And also...
You said you prefer it.
No, like, I said, you said what type of cut? I said T-bone.
Bye, buddy.
Nothing, just hanging out.
Nothing happened. I'm just playing our creators, man.
Oh my God.
Of course, I'll be right back. I gotta hide.
Oh my God.
So you can just ride him.
I
When your characters in that game players is my room
Okay, that's where such I think it's a raptor
You're a T Rex no T Rex
That's right. That's right. We will argue. We won't argue with you, but we will probably looks awesome
Right keep them honest. Hey keep them honest ever let them know your next move
move. Never let him know you next
move. Yeah, sure. Good morning.
Wake up. Eyes on a peripheral.
Do you remember dressing up like this
weird kid? Oh, for Halloween, like
when we all we all tee up real quick.
Yeah, exactly. We were kids. We had
that full plastic that could actually
puncture skin. You know what I mean?
Your Nico now, your Nico now.
Oh, hold on now. I was close.
Oh yeah, no, no, no.
Nick works.
It's all just bad over here.
Yeah, dude, that was, that was...
You were on the border, man.
That was close.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's funny.
Aw, I don't care about the overlays.
It's all good.
Hey!
Get out of here!
Go!
Go!
Go!
all right man
I'm gonna have any more legs when you're done
are you guys down here? oh my god
oh no no no
the juicers zipline?
yeah they're blown balls up and stuff like that
careful oh that's you okay
I'm gonna rattle those heavy
am I right? yeah
Well, you got a volcano hutch? Yeah, okay. I got a volcano too. Oh, yeah
Thank you, bro
Run up run up run up seven
One.
Two done.
Nice.
Maybe not.
One.
Three down.
Three down.
Nice.
Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir.
Did that part?
No way that part.
What up big dog, good morning.
Good morning.
Morning brother. How are you doing?
Now the beautiful day, baby dog. Come on. You're gonna come help me. You won't come help me. Let's go
Don't shoot the boys
120 touch her on me
Alright, be careful. We got a team long haul
One dead
I'm shoving
Oh
Yo come loot up come loot up
Bobby.
We say nothing more than we need.
How much you think you can target them today?
No, no, no, it's not today.
Today's call duty.
Oh, next week is League of Legends, but, you know, the way I look at it is
is on League of Legends, I got double lift.
We got a chance on Call of Duty.
It's we we verse in scum, you know, yeah, we're playing against scum
I'm coming
Come on now, there's more bodies over here if you want to loot them
But yeah, so I'm not really I don't really care too much about cod as long as I just I mean bro
I play FPS like I'll be fine a lot of these cats don't play
The league is where I'm in these points
He has a free kid.
If he kills me, he'd be going hutch with a free kid.
He earned that shit.
He deserves it.
Wait on me.
You keep your key for sure.
Long hall or on me?
I'm with Long Hall.
I think it's Long Hall.
Yeah, it's that guy.
It's the guy we killed.
He's Long Hall.
Oh, yeah.
I'm just leaving.
I promise.
Oh, it's our boy?
That's our boy.
Yeah, that's our boy.
You're the killin' that guy, he's going red.
No, he like, full squints it out.
No way.
Yeah.
Oh, he just did?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Full dip.
Yeah, he was fast as fuck.
Come on, forever.
He thought, oh, fuck you, Chuck.
I
When they knock the second guy by like he was already like down the hall like running
7 p.m. Is tournament time 7 p.m. Chat you guys think we got a chance to get second
It's incredible how hutch still has the energy to carry this team after dragging those 200-pound balls around all day
Hey, let's get your body
Get him out. That's my guy right there. That's my guy right there. Send it out. I think we reset
We leave it if you want to come with us
Wait, what's up? What you looking for? Anybody got a bobcat one?
I don't have a bobcat one. I'm a bobcat one. I can't tell you anything about it.
You wanna see that?
I can't tell you anything.
I can't tell you anything.
Dude, you're not a bobcat one.
This is an army of playing, you got it.
Hell yeah, man. We'll drop you some more guns at the X-Tracks.
I don't know about that room.
We'll make room, we'll make room.
Dead!
Bones!
Don't you dare come with us!
Oh
The engines of shooting the arc almost white time do the right thing
No
Wait, do you have his gun? Yes, you're such a piece of shit
I love it. I love it. I love you kids.
Oh.
Knock them. Knock them.
I'm shot. I'm shot.
Careful. Team across.
Coming across.
They smoked them. They smoked them.
All the new spawns are coming in. All the new spawns are coming in.
I'm on the left. I see them right there on the wall.
I'm going to the right and I'm going to play in the star and kill the team on the right.
I went the wrong way but I have a new team on me.
Oh shit.
I'm with you there.
I'm coming.
I'll be okay.
You guys just play your life.
Don't play for me.
Okay.
These guys are going to be backed the fuck off.
That's not.
They're going underground.
These guys did too.
They went off the hill I don't know where our boy went
I'm gonna go play tower Nick we want to start getting active on these guys
Yes chef
I see him, I see him, in Canyon. Right here. Another team, there's two teams here. Two
teams.
One's here, one's here.
I'm sure, they need to go to Old Hanson. Let's just go right. Let's go right, kill
I don't know what's going on here.
Nice. One's closer. One's closer.
Right underneath you.
That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
Nice.
Other one's here.
Down there.
Turn around, Nick. Bottom.
I'll kill him.
Nice. Other one's here.
Over there.
there in it and once that's not nice pull up with it to rent a other one's here
over there crack me broke my shield
SP
in your front right bushes in bed like front right and then they got ran down
on the alley left right and left at the fork yeah once in here as well
ran back there right now shooting you guys
y'all get in this building we're killing a bunch of people over here come on you're
doing great bro so it's on the debris here
Yeah, I have a guy on my left though.
You do, you do right here.
Yeah, I'm looking, I'm looking.
Knocked that guy, knocked.
I'm jumping down, I'm gonna get, I'm gonna come up.
They'll be running by me.
Yeah, coming.
I'll play it up on this.
Nice.
Is that everybody?
It should be everybody.
It should be everybody.
I think it's everybody out.
No, no, no, one more.
Oh, I got him, I got him, I got him.
I got him, I got him.
I need one.
Dead.
Nice.
Nice.
I'm gonna grab a lot.
I'm gonna be in the team, right?
I'm gonna shoot.
Yeah, I'm gonna shoot.
Our boy, our boy's at the thing, but if we knock him,
I think it is yeah, there was something about art updating their anti-cheat actually
I've seen three of the same exact tweets
Hopefully something good though.
be shit is the third time is the third time is it the third it's the third time
yeah pulling a card bro I mean I I think it if I'm sorry books right here
I
Get to be shadow band I'm good on that
That's that Con route I'm a gas
I don't think so.
They got the thousands of dollars.
They're good old.
We've been one million cheaters in the past three months.
I mean, they've said the exact same thing.
But they made 800,000 accounts back, so that's awesome.
It's never going to be easy.
It's like a good old promotional thing out there.
Don't shoot.
Okay, I'm going to have to watch the video.
Yo, where are you at?
You got enough to do now?
No, come here, Cam.
Hey, come here, take this.
Got ball to aim, ball to heels.
Ricochet.
You know what?
And then, wait, here's another one, and then do these.
Today we're bringing you a message from our anti-cheat team.
Do you have any more road?
Or are you all out?
That's the last room all your inventory's guns
I kind of did the same thing.
Almost. Damn.
I got the left one off.
Almost. That was been so cool.
Help me Nico! Help me!
I'm coming.
Help me Papa! I made a mistake!
Be hold tight.
I
Hope I'm coming
You won't come I can't crawl
Don't you kill him Nick Nick don't you kill him?
Nick, please.
Nick.
Nick, stop, bro.
You got some water on me, bro.
Nick, please.
Nick, please.
Nick, please.
Stop, please.
Stop, please.
At the first day, Cam,
we've got you.
Bro, it's definitely the most loop
he's ever left.
That's definitely the most loot he's ever left with.
There's like four Tempests, a Kanto with a kinetic Johnson on it.
Oh man.
Hey, good first one!
Good first one!
Boo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo.
Yeah, it's your spot. That's your little castle over there. She always hangs out right there.
Huh? Yeah, she falls asleep. She'll lay on that pillow and have her head on that one. She likes sleeping at an angle.
single. All good. Are you not horrible yet? Because everybody's in school. I'm not doing
the expedition. I got no plans man. No plans for the expedition. I just to be honest with
you bro like for me like I feel like the expedition and don't think of me like
complaining I'm just letting y'all into my headspace expedition is something to
wear like I got to put time into it and actually you know care about what's
going on I've kind of lost that care for our view to ask me three months ago if
I was gonna do the expedition I'd tell you the same thing I probably told you
before three months ago when he asked, like, of course, I don't want to fall behind yada,
yada, yada. But now I'm just like, I don't really give a fuck. You know, I, I'm at the
point where my personal belief is that if our graders doesn't address some of the issues
that the game has that, and I mean this with love, compassion and sincerity, I don't think
it's going to be around for too much longer and people aren't going to be no life in it
Nearly as long as we thought we were going to be and it's you know, I don't say that with joy
Sad
I'd love to be able to play arc every day, but I mean bro if I can have a pole and my pole
Is split down the middle for legal legends and arc raiders the game's not in a good spot
period
like embark has very screwed the pooch very much so
See how you are good guy. I'm a good. I'm a good guy when it's when it's homies homies of the community for sure
Let me see.
Jesus.
Obviously, the expedition is coming shortly.
But man, 55,000 players right now.
Yeah, hiding in the sun.
I feel you, man.
I understand.
Like we played a lot.
We played for a lot of hours this set.
the other. I hear you. But the reality of that is man is like you're the same as me except you're
just not here yet. That's the only difference in my personal opinion and you'll get here. You'll
get to this spot where you've done everything in the game and I still think when you get to this
spot. You'll be saying the same thing as us. You just you're just not there yet. You know,
I'll tell you this. Whenever we were two months into the game, I was saying these same things
before, you know, the extra couple of months passed. And, you know, I was, I was the minority
in the conversation because everybody was like, oh, the game's only been out for two months.
So what? There's a zip line through a wall, you know, give them time, let them cook.
And now fast forward another two months. A lot of those people who were telling me to
shut the fuck up are now agreeing with me. And now you are the person who are like,
ah, you know, it's not that bad. This isn't me talking shit to you. I'm just telling you
what the facts. Oh, it's not that bad. I haven't put that many hours in. And then
fast forward another two months. Now you're going to be saying it. And then the next guy
who's in your position right now will be the one being like, oh, it's fine. And it's a revolving door.
the revolving door. The reality is, you got to keep both sides happy. Period. That's how games
continue to go like this. It's only been 36 months. Let them cook. And the reality is, you have to
remember too, it's like, we were saying this during like Arc Raiders Peak, whenever there was 300,000
players. Like I don't think 400. I don't think that we're going to get to that point again in this game. So though that conveyor belt of new individuals in the game is only going to get smaller and smaller and smaller. And obviously there's less content creators making content on the game. So the game getting out there and reaching new audiences is definitely shrunk.
I just I think it's a very
It's not a good position to be in
Yo father, thank you so much for the five gifted. I appreciate you man
That's what happens with every shooter game
Yeah, I mean bro, it's just it's the industry man sadly. I don't know why I don't know why these games they find success
And they just don't put their head down and
And grind I don't know
I'm not too sure
I don't know. I don't know. I
appreciate you, Tom. Thanks, man.
Well, the problem is tricks is
like they're they're giving us
updates. They're giving us
content, but they're doing it so
slow that like when you wait a
month for something and that's
something that you get is
something you wouldn't even
wait a week for. That's the
That's the issue like they're giving us stuff. They we've gotten like, you know, the bird city we've gotten the new map
We've gotten different stuff like that
But we wait so long for it
That if it doesn't blow our socks off, we're not happy
And that's the rough part
And like because you wait so long whenever it finally does come out everyone just speed runs it and gets tired of it
And then they leave
And that number of people coming back to try out the new stuff is again only gonna get smaller
The fire spitting arc I
Got no issues with the type of arc that's in the game. I got no issues for it or with it
Like again, I go back to my same point and you wait a month for an arc to do the exact same thing
The other arcs were doing except this one spits fire. It's just a little
just a little sad
and that's and I also want to say is the last thing I want to say
the last thing I want to say about it
but again I'm really not trying to be negative
my personal opinion is, is, fuck the updates, fuck all that shit
I believe that the core loop of the game is flop.
I've played every extraction shooter, really, that's
come to the market in the last five years.
You have games like Tarkov and others that have been able to
retain audiences with quite literally the exact same
thing happening every single wipe for years on it, and
people keep coming back.
And I believe, personally, that the reason that is is
because the looting, the risk and the reward,
having things to work for,
is happening to me.
The looting, the risk and the reward,
like on Tarkov you go into locked rooms
with keys that matter.
You look for items that you've never seen before.
You get those items and you get that dump of dopamine to get it out of the raid.
You get weapon cases, red key cards, blue key cards, yellow key cards.
You play Delta, you're looking for these crazy reds, fighting over loot areas, this, that,
the other.
In ARC, you're really just fighting to fight.
You're not looking for anything.
You're not.
There's no direction in your raid other than, I need to kill other players for Bobcats,
Tempests, and money.
And I don't think in this category that is a very strong gameplay loop, because there's
no purpose.
And you just get bored.
There
Both of them twice
You have a mind to fucking I don't I don't
All right, my sticks if you can remember on the next back I'll chill
I can't buy a 6-2, I literally trolled, alright we guys back off.
But yeah.
These guys are out here?
Mazul, hide outside.
They're out there, they're out there.
They're all deep.
They're all very deep, very deep.
Like they're over here.
But yeah, that's in my opinion, that's what I think, that's what I think is flawed.
I think the updates and new content is only a bandaid for the actual problem.
They've had their time to get to where they're at right now.
I don't disagree.
But again, like, you saying that they've had time, like, we're not, we're not saying that
Ark is bad.
Like, that's, and this isn't me talking shit in a way of like, fuck our creditors.
Oh, I said.
Oh, I love our creditors.
Our creditors does well.
That means I do well.
Like, I want nothing but the best of this game.
I'm just telling you in my opinion why our graders isn't doing good right now. That's all
If we can all agree that the game's on a downhill slope
Underground I agree Bishop
Right under me. Yeah, go upstairs.
Send them. Send them.
Things walk up this deal stairs.
Shoot, you're gone. Shoot, you're gone.
Shoot, you're gone.
You're done!
I think you should have blown out of us, buddy.
Do you deserve stream saggers when all they do is bitch you and moan?
Can you deserve the speech therapy class since you're in?
Do you think what I'm doing right now is bitching and moaning?
Keep on, keep it on, keep on working. You're gonna get there, okay? You got this.
Hello?
Oh, that's good.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah.
Oh, that's good.
Intervention!
It's like when Hutch sees crack.
What?
You're gonna be trying to hold it back.
Intervention!
I have to take it!
I'm not insane!
I'm not insane!
Crack is friends, not food!
Hi Jack, by the comments?
Aw dude, I just like talking shit to him, you're good.
I'll start.
Hello Bruce.
Hi Bruce.
My name is Bruce.
I bruise I like crack this is my five-year chip yeah we are just be
clear we are making fun of the movie finding Nemo yeah for those who might
now if you can't or you're living in a fucking rock I don't know it's not like
happiness and joy a fish
not fish enjoyers dude I'm going to keep see fishing on Saturday and I don't even
like fish I got my out there strictly for the sport
Oh, bro, this is the best part about it.
We're the Machi Machi hat.
I don't know.
How are you going to do that?
No, we should have gone in.
Don't think they are, you guys.
I don't think they are, but...
Somebody ping me a bluefin tuna.
You know what, I'll tell you.
When's the last time you went deep sea fishing?
I've never been.
You've never been?
If you catch something that's actually big,
you're going to realize how small you actually are.
Dude.
Really?
You better attach yourself. It's great. Oh, you're gonna be exhausted. Yes
What is this?
You never
Brother you're gonna get a fucking workout. It's the time of your life. It's awesome. Especially like if you get some big shit
Yes, who knows about for big you get like, yeah, I don't know you grab like a goliath group
But you're gonna be you're gonna be reeling that bitch in for hours
are you going with like a charter or are you like your boys oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah like
you're gonna be a senior
they're gonna do the drop spots where we're just like right where they at where they at
I'm gonna have to get out of here.
You're gonna have to get out of here.
Hey, come on, come on, come on.
Let's fuck with these guys.
Hey, you're the D.C. Fishin'!
Oh, she's an arch-getting artillery right there now.
Help!
Help!
You're gonna have to get out of here, bro.
bro. I'm sure you're not leaving earlier. You're leaving at 730? 730. I'll go to the
Krakadon. I'll go by like 4 a.m. Wait, wait... how? Was that like... did you just do this?
No, no, no, no, no, no. That was a while ago. I'm a little my dad.
Yeah, this is it.
That was in Japan.
That was in Japan.
They're like, yo, like, hitting them with a lot of colors is really good.
Wow.
Nice.
I'm trying to be your friend!
I'm trying to be your friend, remember that?
I'm trying to be your friend, remember that shit?
I
Walked up to you. I just asked what you were looking at
Yeah, you better see this side my
Fuck finally the truth comes out
It's been a while
Since I could hold my dick up high
It's been a while!
It's been a while, oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh!
Oh!
I'll shoot back. I'll hit him.
I'll shoot back.
We can do this all day.
Okay.
That's how they're coming in.
I'm about to start swinging these sons of bitches.
You eat I eat.
I mean your stomach.
Hold on.
What the fuck is going on?
Hold on what the fuck is going on in his stomach
I'm on the rock
Careful
I think I'll hurt you
Body once told me the world was gonna rock me
I'm coming make some room thank you sharpest tool in the shed I told you to put the law
Oh no, we're away!
Almost there!
Hey, sir!
I'm close to the door.
Oh
Holy shit nothing's low
Are we shooting this thing? Are we shooting this thing?
Oh, that's how you shoot, again, you have to end up in a fight.
Shoot at me, no, I think, or that?
Oh, shoot at me.
I might pick the rooftops here.
Alright.
In this thing, fuck off!
I got your top. I'll meet B-Bose.
From the air fryer.
Up top!
Not good, not good, not good, not good!
Come on!
Hold on!
I'm nuking him.
Here I go.
I'll stand up here, I'll stand up here.
I'm not going to let you go, I'm not going to let you go, I'm not going to let you go.
Man
Oh piece of shit. I'm gonna try kill that guy
I
Shaking ass to be honest
And we got extra
Yeah
Night to shoot it bro. I'm shooting teens. It's just beating the hell out of me
They're below us. They're below us.
Are they now?
Yeah, this thing's blowing up down there.
I'm going.
Alright.
I gotta wait a second.
Not dead.
On the corner here.
Dead.
Another one.
Dead.
Thank you.
I need blue shields and it blue shields I need everything I'm so glad we should leave
I'm in on that vibe
are you?
get out of here
you need to get out of here
help the turtle up there
no more
bitch
You ain't sick, buddy!
You ain't sick!
You ain't sick!
Hey, no, my ultimate plan!
I think they're down here.
Oh, they're down here.
Yeah, the thing's red down there.
I'll go check it out.
Damn, alright, I'm doing that.
Oh.
We gotta do that.
Jesus.
We actually have to do that.
Jesus.
Oh, bros. They broke somebody over here.
There we go.
Who's that?
Your base.
He's trying to break it.
He's trying to break it.
He's trying to break it.
Let me do the same.
Let him do the same.
Come on, let him do the same.
Let him do the same.
Come on, let him do the same.
Let him do the same.
Come on, come on, let him do the same.
Come on, come on.
Hey, no, don't kill him.
Look, how many times have I been shooting you for this?
Why don't you try a little bit?
No!
you better come to me
Let him do this, let him up Joe, let him up he's got nothing
he's got nothing, why don't you just do this, you're a spider
yo Nick, that's not you is it?
no, I see you charge here
no, what are you boys, is it absolute?
no, no, no, no, no, I'm telling you I'm not saying it's a candle
I'm being you
Man, I don't know what to say to you at all.
For the next, don't be like,
Nick, come on, come on.
You can't kill me.
Okay, okay.
I won't be this fine, Nick.
You're going to go, uh...
No, I'm not going to be this bad.
I won't be this bad.
You know what I mean?
You know what you said?
I just said,
when you see me,
you're going to be going,
ooh, what would you like?
Something beautiful something that makes me think of home
What's up well
What's your name?
Oh, what's your name?
God save me.
I can't remember my name.
Oh, say can you?
Can you see?
I can see.
I can see.
I can see.
I can see.
I can see.
I can see.
I can see.
I can see.
I can't control it.
Okay, so you're trying to make a smoke, but it comes from here.
Yeah!
Awesome!
Turn to the left, ladies!
I'm the Lord!
Yeah!
Left to Jane!
Yeah!
I'm the Lord!
I'm the Lord!
I'm the Lord!
There you go!
I'm the Lord!
I'm the Lord!
I'm the Lord!
I'm the Lord!
I'm the Lord!
I'm the Lord!
I'm the Lord!
I'm the Lord!
I'm the Lord!
Yeah, he's trying to tell the franchise.
I'm sorry, yeah. I don't know what you're doing here in the army.
I'm not a member of the gang, I understand my word.
You're not going to go out and pick him up, boys.
She's amazing, dude. She's an amazing gamer.
She's an amazing person.
Hi.
Nice to meet you.
Good for you.
Oh sorry, sorry, sorry, I got fucked by some of my hands.
Sorry, I got you too.
Shit.
Shit.
What are you two talking about?
What are we ever talking about?
True.
Lost the grip on the rope.
True.
It puts the lotion on the skin.
Yo, what are these lobbies today, man?
I think the highlight of that raid for me personally was their happiness about two minutes over here.
a massive this are we gonna hatch yeah they were pumped to let you know that
good for them love to see a bro get W a man two bros same time okay here it is
there it is sometimes that's how it goes I'm not gonna shoot me always boys let's
let's dodge him let's dodge him we got this okay you're showing up
a
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Was
Say you're more of a kiddie guy
Yes, all about the ass
I never thought you were to run out
the daggers like these all black daggers the toes got that crimp lay black
cream with the gold yeah maybe yeah and the Asian lady had just taken all the
dead skin on for heel with that spongy shit clean them up all nice
puppies just got out the washer and the dryer yeah yeah and you're laying out
by the pool you telling me you ain't sucking and then like and then like she
puts her like foot like on me you know dude on your chest yeah I'm saying get
that fucking dog off of me right now I don't want that thing near me that's what
I'm saying yeah oh shit yeah yeah I'm not a foot guy I'm not I'm not a foot guy
you know if my wife took her foot and started like touching me with it I bet
get that thing off. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I'm so serious. If I even see my wife's
feet. That ass we have a rule in the house like you can't have them out. You know, you
could you ask him for it. Right. You ask him for it laid out from the left side. Like
dog with his favorite toy.
Look who it is.
Yeah, no, that don't do it for me.
That don't do it for me.
Don't do it for me.
Well, I appreciate you at least allowing me to do it.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Now, nobody asked me to stand up.
Nobody talked to me for five minutes.
Don't even look at me. No, I can't take it.
Oh, man.
I like to think I'm a little fucked up.
But in a good way.
Alright, take your time. We'll use the restroom real quick.
Alright. Well, hold on now.
Oh, no. If this was Nick saying this, he's going to go beat his shit for three minutes.
Be right back.
to dominate a foot. Is it? So, I appreciate that about you. At least you understand that
sometimes you got to get in there. Oh, like I just like I'm fucking petty bro. Like I
just don't give a fuck. You can beat rats a fucking gym. That's like I'm like I don't
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm not a single one, dude.
Sometimes, bro, I'll bite her shoulder blade.
I don't even know what's in there, man.
I literally like a dog.
I just want to like, you know, I just want to like...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, you know what I love, dude?
I love those little hairs.
Like those little-ass curly hairs
back of her neck, dude, I don't even know why I love a bunch of hair like at the top.
And I just started shooting on it, dude.
I don't get like, yeah, I put it between my top floss, my teeth, that shit, dude.
No, I'm being dead.
I give them little curly hairs in the back of the neck on the bottom.
I know.
They're like, yeah, type shit, dude, shoulder blades, maybe elbow meat.
I love elbow meat.
I don't think I've ever been in Elba.
You ever have like the elbow up above like she got her elbow above and you just start
They're missing out throw it into the rotation I think you might like it
Cat suit latex oh, no, I can't wear no I can't we have
So a couple things about me chat. We're already on the TMI road
So a couple things about me. I cannot poop or do anything sexual with clothes on
I'm a butt-ass naked kind of guy, bro.
Like, when I go take a shit, I ain't wearing nothing.
I don't even want socks on, bro. I want my toes gripping the carpet.
I want to feel the air between my fucking pinky toe and that little one that you barely use.
The ring toe?
Yeah, exactly. I want to feel the air go through.
your big toe you got your talking about right now and you got what are we ever talking about
I'm just I'm literally I come back and look at my chat everyone's going to help me help
come back
oh you're back okay
woo
this guy thinks he's the main character or something
god
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
Fucked up shit. Oh
Okay, this Suja organic digestion ginger pineapple vitamin C fucking shot
It tastes like hell. Are you getting sick? No, she just fucking brings me shit
I'll wake you up ready kill my name drink that again. Oh my god
What do you say to me 105 huh what do you say to me you pull 115 hour stream and you're
like you just ran a marathon bitch pussy I hate we do the pussy yeah cuz you know
you smile every time I say it like that pussy
I
What a beautiful day something about gaming with the boys, you know, yeah, you look up at Florida. You see a blue sky
My next you fool
What's in your picture my situation it's in me it's in me send me send me what my hard
work will hopefully lead to shut up you're so rich it makes me sick that's not true it
makes me fuck it's oh man don't move here unless you're a sensible human being and you
You know what your job is when you get here?
Yeah, it's beautiful.
That's it. That's beautiful.
That's beautiful, fella.
I love how you put the feet in it as well.
See, that's where they go.
I'm talking sex.
Can we get a raid where people are here
and coherent and quiet?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I don't know if it's
Niko's hitting MMR or what that's going on right now, but what?
Hit an MMR these damn
League too much league battery runs. He's been doing his fuck. We're doing we're in winners queue right now
What are you talking about? I don't know what that is. I've never been there. I've never fucking been there
Wait who threw on your team though, I saw you fortunate on and next thing I knew I saw the defeat screen
was the most depressing game I've never seen Nick hit flow state quite like that
like everyone on the team bro they'd see Nick and run the opposite direction
sadly that opposite direction was a trundle in the top lane beating the
ever-living fuck out of our turrets and they just backboard us and there was
nothing we could do he couldn't kill them fast enough and I wasn't strong
enough to do anything about it that was that was a weird game well that's soft
that's soft to be a part of
boys that was good to lean ambush
Yo, what's with that bro? What's with that?
Probably...
Well boys, good luck.
Fuck shit.
Fuck shit, talk so much shit.
Yeah, that too!
I'm blocking it off.
Hey!
Where's Nick at?
Where's Nick at?
I was dreaming and shot you behind a right hand corner piece.
Where's Nick at?
Fuck listen man
Nope, I'm off the door right now. Can't walk right now can't walk spree now can't walk I
Think it was organic. I think people just I mean he has my voice and he knows who we're playing with
did you loot everybody? no i looted one guy and this is how i pick him
oh
oh these guys have so much to it
they're fighting
oh yeah they are
they're not fighting
they're not fighting
they're not fighting
they're not fighting
they're not fighting
wait give me a volcano
is that good?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, 14 rounds.
I'm gonna put my stuff in this little drawer here.
Yeah, I got 14 rounds.
I don't know where.
That's not good to hear.
Get it? Yeah, I got it.
Just hold it down or you tap it?
Tap it, tap, tap. That's good.
I'm shooting at the wall, careful.
Ready?
Oh my god, how many passengers did he hit?
How many did he hit?
That's not really a lot.
Oh, shit.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
I
We get it on a game like this. I gotta come to the stairs
Where's yeah, the bear kid
I'm burning me
Close
Thank you
That's it
Wait wait wait wait
Hold that, hold that, hold that
Watch behind you
I have no time to run
Nice
Finish her!
Why did she fall?
I thought I was going to be dead
So long, HIGGARDON!
Hahahaha
Come on
Ha ha ha
Maybe I thought I heard that must the ball moving around
Yeah
For apes are strong together
Yeah, but any chocking arounds in case I thought there's someone more team
So long, hey, goodnight!
Are you here, shit?
You hear the bashing off?
Yeah.
I'll drop you my shotgun rounds.
I have 11 rounds.
I
Right yeah, oh yeah, I got 20 rounds a game forget
I don't know if I'm gonna go for that or not.
for that or not.
Oh.
Yeah, we can.
I mean, we're gonna go check it.
Let's just watch this.
Yeah, we can.
We can.
I don't know why you're making fun of that.
I'm growing.
So good luck, buddy.
I'm about to catch up.
Nodding height.
Maybe in coccyx talking about feeding and with, but not in height.
Oh, look.
Oh look guys a sailboat on the couch
Make sure somebody grabs it what what's these you're right here with me buddy. What's dude? How insane was that?
Fine
my thoughts
Brother, okay. I want you to tell me something. You're sitting there. You feel great. You feel great, you know
Just pop some medication you feeling fantastic
You sneeze and all hell breaks loose you lose your voice your throat starts hurting everything just goes downhill
Aren't you going what the fuck is happening to me? I couldn't even talk
My mind from fucking
Jump no
I
Do you want me to know I just go back to you over here?
I just don't like it in a thorough fight. I'm trying to do this by a third
Are you fat I can I'm just I was gonna get myself
stuff up I'm dropping shit right this is the new ark thank you so much for the
take gift it man bro you've been going insane today take I appreciate you man
thank you for the love W's in the YouTube chat big dog coming in with so
much subs man thank you for the love bro oh the new arc turbines got it
appreciate you jail D thank you for the love man league soon league very soon yeah
fat boy a real a real fat boy
I got him in Max you're a weird police there what you live in the UK you get
arrested for Facebook posts what's she happen about
I
That just doesn't happen dude
Well, it has happened a little bit
Hassle off the 33 months
Yeah, I got like a renegade 4-up though.
But there was a team that killed Hudge, I had to do everything.
You know what they even tell us what to say?
I didn't care for your vibe in the beginning,
but I've gotten a light watch in your stream,
so thanks for entertaining me, W.H.
Brother, let me show you something.
Alright, let me show you something.
We do this every time someone comes in here and says something like this.
We do it every time because it's going to make you understand that you ain't alone.
Chat, if you ever heard my voice on another stream or thought that you hated me or that
I was a fat pussy and that you don't know why anybody would watch me but for some reason
they were watching me, put a one in the chat if you hated me at first.
Watch this explosion, by the way.
You ain't alone, big dog.
You know, you ain't alone.
Ah, listen.
I am a very dislikable person
until you get to know me a little bit. That's all.
And you realize I'm, I'm loyal.
Somewhat sexy.
Good looking.
Head full of hair.
Petite, not fat. Petite.
Large hands, large, some of the largest.
Our glass-like figure.
I lost you? No, I didn't lose you. You're still... I'll lose you guys?
Hudge hates the homeless. Alright.
Okay.
Anyways, you ain't a law. You ain't alone man. I get that a lot. I appreciate you coming around though. Thank you for the love, bro
Thank you
Ninja thinking for the tier one
I love you bitch. I ain't never gonna stop loving you bitch
Yeah, Nick, he ain't got no neck, bro, he ain't got no neck.
God, and to be forgotten, no doubt.
Your hour generations, Chris Farley?
Never disrespect Chris Farley like that.
I'm not even close to that goat.
I mean, wow, I had a lot of fun guys, that was awesome.
My favorite part was where is Nick as I got a bobcat shoved between my ass cheeks and
lit off like a firework.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
I'm sure, yeah.
I'm sure that was your favorite fucking part.
Ready to get back in there, mouse?
Ready to get back in there, mouse?
Sure.
Yeah, this volcano's coming with me.
Volcano's nasty, bro.
What the fuck?
Remember whenever the renegade I don't know if they ever nerfed it, but you remember whenever we fight inside of damn
And you just like
Destroy teams of three on like a right-hand peak with the with the reneg
The the the volcano is very similar to that except it's better
It's so much better than the bobcat like it's not even close
You think it's so much better so much better so much better, bro
Oh, it's three shots. It's three shots.
Genetic Bobby, if you want it.
No, I already got one. You're good.
All right, and hear me out. It's three shots, and you can wipe a whole squad without reloading.
The Bobcat, I think one to one is very good, but you're killing a guy reloading, killing
a guy reloading, killing a guy reloading. You don't have to do that.
I
Two second reload for 12 shots. Yeah, it's the fastest reload in the game. I think out of any gun
Just try it out
Oh, bro, you're gonna. Yeah
Guys
I gave him hell, but he knows some things
I would have liked to spend my whole career with the White Sox I would have loved to spend
my whole career with the White Sox they're awesome bro you're a White Sox fan you're
fan of a good organization in terms of people I understand obviously you know they're not
making the greatest of decisions how much you recently how much ammo all three rounds
White Sox, you really want to be saving the six people.
Why the buddy who passed under Oz in high school named Joe?
I got the mind.
And he was a Cubs fan.
So I initially wanted to get drafted by the Cubs,
but they had no interest in me.
The tournament starts at 7 PM in seven hours.
And it's in all my face.
Somebody say, wait, oh.
Boom, boom, boom.
Okay, David, two months.
No, today is Call of Duty, Call of Booty.
Yeah, I got drafted in 2017 and I played till 2022.
How does it work? How does what work?
The $200,000 tournament is four weeks long. We're playing Cod this Thursday, next Thursday is League. Thursday after that is TX2XKO.
is TX2XKO and then the Thursday after that is Counter Strike.
We're on teams, but each player is scored individually,
I think.
Some people are saying it's team oriented now,
but I don't think so.
And at the very end, whoever's like the highest range
gets paid.
Hold on, hold on right there boys.
Hold on, hold on.
Well, it's it's yeah, look every every person has like their game. They're gonna do well
and you know scum has cod double if there's league
Ours is supposed to be counter strike obviously. I don't think they read the right the right thing there
We'll see you John after today, we'll see how it's going.
I hear him under here or something.
I've heard about it, yes chef.
There we go, set up at our spot.
Got ballsaw down here.
Excuse me! Excuse me!
I'm coming. Come on, I'm gonna drop it.
One, two, three, four.
Oh, no. I can't, uh...
I need to see something pretty good.
Fuck, man.
I thought I heard a deep, man. I know there were three on door.
Okay, well that spots are great for us
We're doing good there France
Or why are we playing against French players what the fuck
Jimmeth Hill
Shouldn't they be waving a white flag or something?
How they doing over here man
What's going on?
What the fuck is going on? I got 4,000 space dollars. Kill me.
Nah, I'm selling shit. You good, you good.
I have so many tempests.
Wee-wee a piss.
way oh way oh they be people a daisy damn it
It's it!
Wayo!
Wanna hang out?
Animal fact of the day animal fact of the day
Hmm what animal
What animal what animal you thinking big dope
real fact not a made-up one how dare you how dare you disrespect me like that how
fucking dare you
I
But I'm
What oh whoa
I used to be my
uh... lg before the switch boys
give us a bug fact
a bug fact
hmm I forget the name of the bug that bug that spits acid what's that bug
call it's not really an animal fact more of an interesting specimen is it
The Dung Beetle? Is that what it's called?
What is it called? The Bombardier Beetle?
That one's crazy.
So check this thing out.
I'm sorry, I got a McDonald's ad.
Watch this shit.
The ants launch a counter attack and nip his ankles, but he simply kicks them out of the
way.
the valiant ants drive him off.
The black and white pattern is a warning signal.
The beetle takes aim?
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
And far as formic acid, straight at the monk with his eyes and mouth.
The beetle probably collected this acid from the ants.
It certainly makes the beetle itself very distasteful, and that, in turn, makes it worth mimicking.
The more you know. The more you know.
Dude, he was partin' those ants. Did you see that shit? I was insane.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I put bars on a ladder.
I don't know the rest of the world.
Shots!
It's a bit almost worse.
What the fuck?
That was crazy.
That was so crazy, man. Watch out.
Oh, we're way.
We're about left struggling. We could entertain a little fight in the trees.
We could fight in the trees.
We could entertain a little soiree in the bushes.
In the bushes.
I'm with you.
We could make a little gander in the one pond fish.
I was from the whole about the one pond fish.
Oh, this is a magical place.
Come and take a look.
I want Bonfiche.
Oh my god, they're firing.
Oh, no.
That's one.
I said, well they kinda, they kinda had some shots.
They had some bonkats, they did.
It turned on us a little bit there.
I'm gonna have to crawl all the way to the hatch up next to you.
I'll just let this guy.
She let him use his key and it hit him.
That might be too scary, he might get in there.
Oh true true true.
Affillian with a kinetic Johnson?
Mmmhmm, that's all that's all on his back. I was like ooooh.
One pumpy ish, one pumpy ish.
Nice one, don't get it.
There you go, Jesus.
Yes, that's...
Left, left, left, left, left, left.
First.
I got a heal, I got a heal.
I'm all heathed, I'm dead. Good luck, boys.
Goodbye, my babykannak.
One right here on me, on me, on me, running, fucking you.
Two, two here.
Thanks, boss.
Now that didn't go as you guys planned.
go fast go fast go fast on hatch on hatch on hatch on hatch
one pound of fish
remember the side rare?
I don't
oh wait uh
oh shit
What was it dude? Don't wait dick. It was the
Jack can't remember I can't explain it. It's like a strange diaper, but he ended up
thought he was like a
Hacker and share some shit like a couple days ago. I
Remember that guy. He's trying to take it out. He saw you and me. He definitely saw
They're so aggressive and why like formations are like, yo guys, it's us like right after
Ray, I'm sorry, bro.
Aw, dude.
I am sorry.
Fuck you, man.
And also, like, Hutch just has this way
of, like, taking over my brain.
He's a finisher, finisher.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir.
Yes, sir, you know.
Ah!
How's that a feeling in here?
Oh, it was terrible.
Oh.
I heard three shots go off, and then I'm
going to continue and I'll be like, fuck.
So, that's not the guy that did nothing.
Oh shit, Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate.
My name, my name.
Yeah, I shot the dude.
Oh, you shot it up there, fuck.
Do we keep for going?
So he was a, he the cheater?
This guy?
No, no, no, no, no, like, I think we thought like he was cheating,
but you were gonna advance from the big coal ship.
Oh okay.
Oh, rare field.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
It was the guy that a member told you say
he said hi to Big Nose,
that killed us at the hatch.
Remember, you were like, that's the last time
we're taking the zip.
Yeah, how many of you might not remember,
but I was there.
I was there.
He was like, yo, tell Santa is a big nose.
You were singing the Canadian anthem?
I, will it get old Canada?
Oh, well, that's like every other day you sing some Canada.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's his go-to.
Yeah.
That's not my go-to.
When I died in a Canadian, I would not have a Canadian anthem.
I don't think that's a Canadian anthem, though.
That's a Christmas song, I think.
Oh, fuck it, man.
Fuck your work, didn't it?
That's like saying, West Virginia Mountain Mama, take me home is an R anthem.
They worked.
I mean, it's arguable.
It works.
It's a court of law you could make.
Yep.
You sing that to me, you're getting spared.
Howdy momma, take a home country roads.
I
Don't want time I want to mean I'll use a rather I run into you dude. What is this in my inventory, bro?
My look at that
It's got a silencer of a horizontal grip and a kinetic on it. Oh
I just thought I guess on top boys they're in there in there in there in there
I did I did I'll tell Chad how bad it tasted
huh yes I took it woman look it's down there it's empty I took it I swear it was
terrible it was the most bitter piece of shit I've ever had
it might might be inside right at that I think I heard a way baby I don't know
yeah I think right down over here that's when maybe I heard a weapon switch
They're behind me
Thank you
Open it
I hit, team drop down here
Don't drop down, don't drop down
I
Know I used to hear it
They're up top let's go up top there up top. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
I'll put a mind on my neck
We don't do don't be don't careful crackie
Shooting I think shooting shooting above
They're healing
You're at there
Over here
What's cracked here behind the car
I don't know that.
Shot.
Flash.
Flash.
He's out.
How about these two, you just come over here, I'll date.
They're crawling away?
Yeah, they're crawling.
They were staying kind of crazy a little bit.
Yeah, he's head scaring, he's really good.
I'm only the regular one in the fucking game.
I
What are I here
I shot
on the roof where we just were. We can always drop in too if we need.
They got rocket here on them.
We got to knock this way. Did we get the full kill hutch?
Yeah he's dead.
He's out though.
You want to play hill?
Yeah, go top right.
We got a decoy, we got a decoy in there.
I have a decoy, I have a decoy in it.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Okay, here you go, here you go.
It's a decoy in it, I thought it was a player.
I'm trying to see his cross, I don't...
He's back on them.
They're inside that building, I think.
I just found one guy, yeah they're inside building, inside building for sure.
here or bashing Zagret under and trying to see if they come up. Yeah, they're over there
for sure. I'll see him coming up. There's Flash, he's gone. He just came up.
I might fly at these these guys in here
all right I'm down
I'm on top right I don't know what
I'm sure it's up here
They're down in the middle of a hole.
Hey Loki, maybe they hit our mines?
They're down in the rest day.
I didn't put a mine on my side.
Going to the front?
We're here?
I guess don't drop all the way down, drop like, uh...
Drop like on like a little...
Herge story, or force story or something.
see if they put any like jolt mines at the bottom
I don't see the iron ball
it's going, you ready?
I'll be right back
when I went down my line was still on but it might have just taken all years at
my ball
fashion again
Pushing
down right there
Let's look at a cross
Either in the zippers
About a bullet snow way. Oh, that's a fucking shutter
Yeah
He didn't sit.
He went in, he went in.
I'll be there.
That's it, I'm gonna sit.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Two, two.
You're gonna die here!
Okay, I'm going to come in.
I'm gonna come in.
Last guy, last guy behind the door.
Yeah, he's still down, but he's still weak.
Behind the car.
I tried, but I just slated that motherfucker, man.
Sorry.
Fuck, buddy.
Oh, I died.
Oh, like, as soon as we, like, shot the guy, like, that shot came over him.
I was with Hutch, but we shot the guy going up the zip,
and then Shredder came right towards me.
And you guys immediately jumped down, and then the bastard was looking at me too, like, blocking my entire way.
Oh, I didn't mean to kill you.
I fucking... I fell down.
I don't understand that.
That's not it. Hey, I thought that was worth it, but then...
I tried to just leave blocking off.
It don't matter, I'm eating anyways.
I
Always eaten fuck you
Yeah, I'm grabbing a cell phone. It's probably my LG. I'm probably gonna go play league so take your time
I just have a church
That cover, close the line.
Fire above me.
One is one.
Alright.
You watch me.
Change the cover.
Thank you.
Welcome.
He's behind a corner with a bucket.
You still want to bump somewhere too?
By the way.
Where?
Yeah, Nick loves this.
Nick loves this man, bro.
He fiends for the blue gate.
He probably loves it.
He knows. He loves it.
Loves this shit.
Like, when you really get in there,
in there you can peel that
peel that thing off
jesus
old air hits the bucket
no it's not
that is?
I'm just a man.
Woo! Yeah!
They made it!
In a bottle!
Bitch!
Wow.
Too much, I mean.
It's thorn.
We didn't say no.
Oh no!
Let's forget you!
How did mama...
There in an hour max.
He'll feel sounds good, bro.
Wait, how long are you playing till tonight?
Just so I can turn him and start to 7 p.m.
AT&T 7 p.m.
Okay.
I'll be on probably till 6 Eastern or, or, uh, EST or my EST.
Okay.
Are we in the same time?
So we have a full set.
We have a full session.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm Asian.
All right.
Before we're like under an hour.
Okay.
All right, chat.
It is now time for some practice.
If you guys put your first time here, welcome.
This is what we got.
Today is the start of the AT&T $200,000 and nine later cup.
We are playing cod, but we will not be practicing cod for very long.
So what we are doing is, is we are going to go practice some league,
which is next week's game with the idea that this will be the game
with the idea that this will be the game where we actually land some points.
Paula Booty, which is today, will get on at around probably six,
just to figure out our settings and play a couple TDM matches, let's be honest.
I could give a rat's fucking ass about Cod, okay?
But we care. We care about League.
So, we're going to be playing some League.
We are jungling in the tournament, so we're going to be playing jungle.
Oh my gosh, I'm queuing support.
I played a, uh, a Nautilus game last night, and it was electric.
Uh, but we are going to be playing some jungle.
Listen, our, our champ pool's looking good.
I, I was watching some nefiri gameplay.
I don't think nefiri will be a good pick just because it has, it has no stuns, but
definitely something to keep in our back pocket right now.
our main picks or our picks that we're okay with saying because we already know people know is
volley
cane vi
I don't know if I'd add any more into that list for the tournament
Nocturne, yeah, Nocturne.
I have a feeling I'll probably end up playing Nocturne during the tournament to be 100% real.
I feel like Nocturne will end up being what we're playing in the tournament.
I truly do.
Yeah, I'll play a moomoo in the tournament just because it's actually useful.
I can't play it in and at this elo I can't.
It's just an instant loss like these motherfuckers, bro.
We have to play like hypercarries oh and brand brand is also in that champ pool.
is Tyler going mid lane really? Is that true? They can ban 5 champs which I guarantee you
I'm probably going to get target banned every game. Yeah we have uh yeah if you did everything
for cod, right? It's downloaded. Everything's good there. Yeah, I don't think we have to
change the game on YouTube. YouTube's good. YouTube's chillin. Oh yeah, and ChoGath. ChoGath
as well. You see how Gav is logged in on my Twitch account? He just answered, yeah.
Ha ha ha!
Uh, Vat?
The hell's going on right here?
He's an imposter!
Alright, so we're gonna try and knock a youtube band today for the fourth day in a row.
So, what we have figured out is that YouTube, we think, has updated the AI music thing.
I can play music, but I just can't play music the entire time, because what ends up happening
in my mind, I think it flags us, and then as the music continues to play, it bans us.
So we can listen to like one song here and there that we want to, but for the most part
we have to listen to other shit.
I love you baby, drive safe, don't run any more red lights.
Try Zach?
I don't like Zach.
No, bro, me and Hayley, she had to go get some new stuff on her car and we go and or
she, she hit a curb and like tire was like a rip, but it was fine and it was just ripped.
So of course I was like, we're going to get this taken care of because I'd last thing
I need you to do is be driving around and your tire blows up.
So we go and get her rim and her tire fixed, got a new tire and the rim patched or like
the rim fixed. It was just a scrape. And bro, we're like, we're driving out of the dealership
and I'm driving next to her. I'm on left lane. She's on the right lane. And like I'm slowing
down for the light. And she, I guess was looking at me. I don't know what she was doing. She
just blows the fucking red light like, bro, I mean, it was I sat there and my heart dropped
Cause I was like, she's going to run this red light.
She just fucking, straight through that bitch.
I'm like, oh my God.
I called her.
Hey, I don't get mad at my wife often, but I let her have it.
I was like, ah, I felt like I was her dad or something.
I was like, what are you doing?
Pay attention to the road, woman.
God, scared this shit out of me, man.
She was like, I thought you were messing with me.
Why the fuck would I be messing with you?
Anyways.
Minions has spawned.
Um.
I don't know if I can even listen to YouTube DMCA free
because the, well we got on Spotify's Bridal, but I might get hit with that.
Yeah, yeah that's not gonna work for me.
Chat, what can we listen to that's DMCA free and not Monster Cat?
Is it, can I listen to T-Pain?
Horgie's here, Horgie.
Honestly, I'm cool with that remake.
Cod today? Yeah Octane Cod today. I love starting League with a remake. How about you just fuck me?
And Corgi, banner. And the fucking Corgi.
little piece of shit wasted my time let me try this out mca-free music
whoa whoa hey hey hold off now
How about you swap somebody else bitch pussy?
Night mode on spotify.
Okay, I'll check that out after this.
I'll check that out right after this.
Stream Beats. Okay, I'll check that out as well.
They say you have to make an account on their website? Yeah, I'd rather die. I'd rather die.
Yup.
Yup, kill me.
Instead, kill me.
Cup starts at 7 p.m. 7 p.m. EST
Brother are you but what the hell is wrong with you you ever said you ever said mid
What game is today and it's going to be called Call of Booty today.
Alright, we got Zed, we got a Caitlyn, we got a Recon.
What is this looking like right now?
Is this a Vi game?
It's a Vi game I think.
This is Vi, right?
Need AP?
AP?
What do we do for AP?
Kane?
Oh, you know what we can do?
No, we can't do that.
Brand?
We're going Bali.
I don't want to get banned.
I'm literally about to pick brand.
We're going Bali.
What is this music?
Alright, that's not going to work for me.
What's the other one? Who is the other music you guys said?
You know what would have been a good pick here?
Maybe Nocturne actually.
Night mode.
Dude, this DMCation is going to fucking kill me.
This shit sucks.
No.
NCS?
NCS
Oh my god, this music bro, I'm in hell, I'm in hell!
See what we're doing for you YouTube you motherfuckers like the stream I'm listening to this shit
Welcome back in 2012.
Megan's has spawned.
Oh, it's the same set from last game.
Am I on crack or...
Yeah, I'm on crack. I'm on crack.
I'm on crack.
I
early smited.
I early smited.
Fuck me.
I early smited.
I was even going to check the bush.
bro what a fucking methatic
he he
this isn't good
bro you're telling me the first game I get a Yi
that
that ganks me which is just suicide
and it pays off because I early smite
we're taking this and we're going straight into the jungle
it is what it is
I think I clear faster than him
We can also beat him heads up if he doesn't back fully.
If he backs, then it's gonna be a little rough.
I have no smite for this for 12 seconds.
Careful boys, I only know what you're doing.
Maybe?
Looking good, we got Skuttles as well, beautiful.
Pack it up.
Okay, even that a little bit here, lost what, one camp?
Or no, we lost, well it just depends on how much you clear, probably our whole...
Lost one camp.
One camp in totality.
totality
that's good
the air is getting big beautiful to see
Alright, we whooped his ass any time he comes over here from now on.
Go check Scuttle.
No, no, no, no, no, I just need this.
There's the Yi.
I'm gonna go straight to that.
I'm gonna go straight there.
Maybe a bot lane angle?
So here.
He needs 5 which isn't good.
We're gonna kill him whenever we can.
Not good.
Eat up Jinx.
Eat up Jinx.
Jinx gets a reset.
She's getting the reset, Zed walks for free, not good.
She walks back in, she's dead.
Not good, he's eating.
Shit.
I just got a phone.
Your decision making is poor.
Well, so is your father's.
didn't pull out. Fuck you.
Lock it.
We can still beat ye, it's not for much longer, we don't start picking up some bodies.
Just let me warm up man, it's my first game of the day already giving me hell.
I can't run bro.
Alright sweeper, these guys are just warding everything, they're on everything, they know
Exactly where I am I'm walking on wards because everything's warded. I'm open three to start the game. This is not good
Not the best of starts
Hey, my name's Tony and I'm good at League of Legends
Whatever I watch other people play League of Legends who might not be as good as me
I'm gonna I'm gonna call that my way so everybody knows how good Tony is
Tony nobody gives a fuck
Your diamond for no reason
Once you bring this shit back Tony to shut your fat ass up while I do it
when my brother gave them fire they forgot the fire
I want to clear but I also want oh careful
I'm still there.
Still there
Tony Tony you watch it Tony, are you watching Tony?
You bitch are you watching it's your camera on Tony. I'm a dick taste
We're back in it
Fucking Tony
With each step I take, the wind ganks, and the thresh drum grows.
Yee-no-walt! Which means he's fucking useless.
There's no way he gets that off there's no fucking way anything with a millisecond
I
Gotta I gotta be lagging I gotta be lagging I gotta be lagging it was that was deep
I'm pissed fuck you Tony
I'm fucking pissed bro. It's actually insane that I lost that. I'm so heated about that.
Did he kill here?
Doesn't feel good.
Another fail good after I lose dragon to get a fucking three man white from the face of
the earth.
does he have for not good he's about to get to that point
I don't know if no the first I don't know if the first dragons on me
I'm
be
them in them
calling good up for good work by work by work by
I cannot lose another smite though.
I also had to build armor next item I think.
Chad, what boots on this game?
Boots y'all thank him
kill that bitch here, kill that bitch here, aw he gets away, fuck, imma thieve everything
I want this guy to come up
Yeah, what the fuck is going on with this game, man
No ult for drag which isn't good.
Thornmail?
What do I go here?
Chad, what do I go here?
Do I go jack show early?
You think I go here?
I thought we'd build armor, but fuck it.
Tony is hour's glass now, I'm not going to Zodias.
I will not miss, 1400.
I almost missed.
I still almost missed.
Damage just comes out of nowhere, bro.
Back it up, Gary.
I do not like this a lot with my
yeah I just I can't kill her I can't kill her allow it beat the fuck out of me
bro
Oh shit
Flash, I flash to dodge all of her tentacles.
Picked up two there, not bad.
Not doing terrible, not doing good.
Not doing terrible, not doing good.
Oh baby, Garen is just making that yeet his bitch.
We're going right here.
We're going right there boys.
Listen, we have a fully functional team and these are the games that we can't lose.
These are the games where if we lose and it's my fault I'm pissed because we don't get many
of these games.
I need everybody here.
He's uh, Karen needs you on it.
He's not here, it's free, thank goodness.
All clear?
Good.
I see you Yee.
who's pinging me bitch you think he beats me are you on methamphetamines fuck
No, he doesn't beat me. I'm volley bear bitch. I'm the chumper knock bitch
has been slain
No need to farm jungle I still think we've we farmed to keep camps up and we've just passed yin gold for sure
That a boy garen let's go big oh come on fuck that you pussy up man
Yeah, it ain't like it used to be it ain't like it used to be you don't hit lock me now pussy
very good very good boys very good
Now we're locked in.
Now we're locked in.
Now we're locked in.
They're all up soon.
Crash this wave and back.
Our teammates are in mid.
He can walk up or just be prepared to run at any time
Nice shanks going back in
Who just fucking pinged me
Yeah, nice probably should have backed
Nevermind our team is making it all worth it right here get that turret
Nice!
Garen's doing incredible things, bro.
Garen's being Garen right now.
Garen is sexy.
Good looking.
Beautiful.
I just want to fill him all over.
All over, all over.
I got speech impediment.
Oh, Garen don't give a fuck about nobody.
He's level 4, he's a 19, he's 19, level 19, he's a fucking monster.
We got this up in 44 seconds.
I have my whole shit, I have my item.
We're even in drags, drag's important, that's in a minute, we can do this. We got a commanding lead.
Alright, you walked it out of it, feels bad.
Yeah once you fight me we can't we take Baron and sober I'm also so fucking
taking out some believable
Oh yeah, beat that ass, Garen, beat that ass, we're coming.
The land slumbers, but it is not dead.
With my role, I will fight for my power.
I
That's the one and only to start the day!
What the last time that happened?
Jesus I suck with the last time that one or no happen to start the motherfucking day it never happens
We had a functional team in a top lane doing top lane things
Come on. Yeah, sir
About damn time
What are those start today start to sash?
Yes, yes
Let's get out of silver fuck. I can't believe I'm still here
You know, this is why I told Gav not to turn on the overlay because I knew he wouldn't be here to turn it off
I'll turn it off now chat. Thank you. I just texted him
Sorry about that courage just asked me to play league courage. I would love to man
But me and Nick already got plans. I'm grinding league all this weekend and all this next week
So anytime you want to play just let me know man
What about you want to lock in
It depends on if we're putting the daisy server up on Sunday
But maybe Sunday
partially locked
Like put the put the padlock on it, but just have the hook there. Don't fully lock it in
You want to start playing this game? Don't know how. Easiest way to play this game, bro,
is to hit the play button, hit A-Ram, and just start playing. Figure out what type of
champs you like, if it's ranged, if it's, you know, up close and personal, if it's support,
if it's tank, if it's assassin, and just play the fuck out of A-Ram. Learn all the characters,
learn everything. Then you can play like the quick play matches. Do not play ranked. Don't
play competitive. Play quick play, try that out, figure out what lane you like, and then
whenever you start winning consistently in quick play, which will never happen, but when
you feel comfortable, then start playing calm. But you just got to play it. Listen, league
is very intimidating. It's the most intimidating game I think I have truly ever played in my
life and it's not an easy game either. It's just one of those where you just gotta open it up and
start playing it. Next thing you know you're addicted to meth, you're homeless, you're on the
side of the street asking for quarters and you're at least diamond in legal legends. You know what
I mean? After six years, your wife's left you, your dog's left you, you know. The cat went and
and found a different home I mean it's all it's all bad but you're good at legal
legends and it's all fucking worth it you know what I mean it's all worth it
your wife stopped talking to you dude it was so funny last night I get off
string me my wife go for a nice walk we come home and she's like are we gonna
hang out tonight. I looked at her dead in her eyes. I said,
no, she goes, well, why? I said, baby, you don't understand.
I got to make sure we win legal legends. She goes, do you really
think you need to practice that much? I said, you don't get it.
I'm fighting a war for this family woman. You don't understand
that. I am fighting a war for this family. You know, she
doesn't get it. She doesn't get the sacrifices I make.
That's $200,000 on the line, bro.
Well, by counters, he's got to give big enough to where he doesn't want to shut us.
Good thing is, we got a volley bear on the top lane, which is great.
No, they have a volley bear on the top lane.
We have an Ornn, which is also good.
We got a big old tank.
He knocks up the Yi, IQ, the E, double E, dead.
You won't be able to play the game.
We just gotta make sure we get to that point.
I do not like how soft our back lane is,
because if that Yi gets big, it's gonna be a problem.
I mean, he one-shots Seoul, he one-shots Katelyn,
he one-shots Zarya, Zybra.
So is there, I mean, their team soft is
tacos back fat you know
yet he was definitely the best pic
and then and then the whole
all lobby any pick first so i don't know how that happened
we're going
i think we're gonna go while what's called
i think i think we're going to go with ality
full of Fality build on this one and just one shot Teemo, Jin, and Yi.
I'm gonna ward this early just in case he comes back over here.
I think this is the same guy's last game damn a soul bully that motherfucker OMG
thank you for the six months also I saw a fiber from crease I appreciate you man
thank you for the love brother we're gonna gank this one early help him get
huge
He's not moving around you little crap
Another auto cancel good on you hutch great job
I really hate to see that one.
instead as well I think nice cake
I don't think we do
I have to auto cancel like four times my goodness.
or don't
Looking
No, nothing there and go ahead and hit it back
Why is Zyra already throwing bro, there's no way, there's no way we're already at that
point, we're three seconds into the game.
I swear, it just, just, mental cases, like we get one good game the very next game we
We have Azhara just crashing the fuck out within four minutes.
I'ma say something man.
If you crash out on your fucking games in four minutes, brother, figure out your fucking
life.
Hear your life out, truly.
losers man. Yeah but that's the thing man like I crash out sure but I don't just give
up on the game and sit underneath my tower or sit in my jungle. I still try. This is
This is a warden.
It's all warded guys, it's all warded.
Sweeper on next buy.
these don't die on cornstead maybe no he doesn't kill up that we go right here right
now I'm doing this get over here motherfuckers
damn, i already back it up darry, back it up darry, i get this
I get that.
Not again.
I refuse.
I will remember the sweeper today.
I will.
Even if I have to walk back to my spawn, I will not continue to forget this sweeper.
Let's get level 6 really quick and then let's go get Scuttle.
We'll go gank top here in a moment.
I think gank top before Scuttle.
I don't know what it was in.
Yep, he knows.
I like to gank somebody.
I think that's a gift.
might the buff I would have loved to but I was so worried about dying I'd rather
just not risk it so we're dying over go try to tempt the gang bot lane again
see you guys are saying brother but if I were to go there and to die for that
Might you'd also be being like
Nice they got it
No!
Hi, Swarm!
Oh, we gotta get this mid later online.
What's that saying?
I kind of wasted our
kind of a waste there I should have did it to the ad carry she had that kill
I don't need a plan
Kind of a waste there I so die have
I
Ha ha! Oh he's fucking pissed at me bro!
He's fucking pissed at me bro!
Oh it worked!
Yes! Pick it up!
Pick it up!
Yes!
Pick it up!
Yeah! Oh, what the fuck!
The animation!
Yes!
It worked! It worked out!
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm doing it. Apologize. We've both benefited. Hopefully the
the A-SOUL locks in.
Nice.
A-Soul's muted? Oh, is he actually?
We just having a bad day.
We just having a bad day, huh?
Oh, I shoulda went sundered.
Oh, man.
I said I was sorry, bro! I said I was sorry!
I said I was sorry, man! I'm sorry!
Man, two of these guys in a row? This is crazy!
Thank you for helping me clear, Ace. All we do appreciate it here.
Hush, you map enterprises.
Let's get to that spot.
Push up with Ornn, take this, someone take his jungle.
Well, what can you do, what can you do?
Does this even have me buying boots?
It does, but Merc treads.
What should I go here?
played it for sure for ye then we'll go here next who picked that one up who
picked that up
they're all just sitting and pushing those bad I'm never holding him again
hey so turn up you're out of range you fucking dumbass you're out of range how
do you not know you're out of range oh it's a tragedy oh it's a tragedy oh it's
tragedy oh my god okay team of awful it's good to know winnable winnable winnable winnable
winnable. Lock in.
Maybe not so winnable anymore.
Maybe not so winnable anymore.
I fucking miss my Q.
Where's the orb?
But Ornn is pushing the bot lane with the AD carry, what the fuck is going on?
Vi is not my character, chatting in a twitch chat is not your repertoire either my friend.
Maybe knitting, maybe shutting the fuck up, I mean either one of those options is honestly
really good. You should try it out. Chad, if we want to be able to play this, we have
to practice it. I know I suck at it. I understand. But I have to practice the champ. This is
one of the champs DL wants me to play, bro. I'm gonna practice. At least we're making
the mistakes now and not in the tournament oh Jesus fuck I walk over it even with it
on vision. Yeah I just don't do enough damage. I don't do enough damage. Our mid lane is
still pushing out
Oh, you they walk
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, one of five, not a good look for your boy, not a good look.
Not the best of looks, not the best of looks.
Can I move the right way please?
Bro, I fucking hate this game, man.
I fucking hate this game, truly.
I fucking can't stand it.
I can't stand this fucking game, bro.
Yes, yes, I have a great idea.
Whenever I click somewhere, take the route where I'm clicking on a wall to where I go
around the fucking wall and out the other side, brother.
Like fuck me man.
I missed again.
I think I'm gonna shelf it. I think I'm shelfing by.
I actually fucking hate this character.
I don't have good enough gameplay to be able to play this, you guys.
I can't even move in the right directions to get my Q off.
I'd say that now, but watch, I'm gonna end up playing in the tournament somehow.
Let's get crackin'
Running in mid
Also a good fight here
Yeah, it's over
It's over
GG
GG, go next
Buy shell for the rest of the day
I don't feel like playing by anymore
I don't feel like playing by anymore
I don't feel like it.
Also, I'm taking my medication.
Oh, I fucking hate this champ.
It's not fun.
I do not have fun on this champ.
I just bro it's like I want to go here and I try and click there and my guy just starts doing this and I can't get to the location I want to be at
and it's just fucking over man
I'm just not, I'm not mechanically good enough to play this champion
cause I can't move or I want to move
and it's not tanky enough to where I can make mistakes and be okay
It's right there, but why am I walking backwards?
I'm clicking here.
What the fuck am I walking up to there for?
actually fight this i think
talk shit to my horn
I'm going to use the same thing as I did in the first round.
And I need him to get me stronger.
Baratro.
You're going to get it.
You can destroy it.
They'll never know what you're doing.
What's a champ I can play instead of Vi that does the round the same things?
Jarvan.
Jarvan.
Who needs a beat down?
Is Jarvan a hard champ to learn?
Like can I queue Jarvan next game and be okay?
Dude, I can't figure out the Vi shit man. Vi is just, it's one of those like, I, I, I have an engage which is my Q, but if I don't get close enough, I literally Q into suicide, and I'm not tanky enough to take the damage off of that mistake.
It's just not a character for me, I don't think. I've tried to play it now for three days and I've only gotten worse at it. Like the more confidence I build with Vi, the worse I get at playing her.
Pantheon, maybe?
I
Diana Diana champ that would work
Well, the goal is like I would love to play, I would love to play volley, but I know I'm
just going to get banned.
And I'm not, I'm trying to not play the champs that's like, I'm trying to play a champ like
vi that I know I need to practice come terrible at her so what's the other one
you guys said said Jarvan
I don't want to pick right now. I don't want to pick right now. I don't want to pick right now. I don't want to pick right now. Please don't make me pick. I don't know what to play. Thank you.
Oh, please don't be the same a soul
What do y'all think in this game my crazy for thing this is a nocturne game
Awful, play Jarvan.
I'll try it.
Why not?
Why not?
I'm going to get cupped, hope not.
Let's hope not.
I'm going to go pee real quick, lock in, oh I have a skin on Jarvan, when the fuck did
I get that?
You
All right
Try this out man
Boom
So I'm pretty sure if I'm not incorrect
E is a flag that I put on the ground and then I click the flag and I go towards it
Is that how that works?
Q to the flag oh got it so E is just an attack speed buff
Drive and throws the stander into the ground dealing 80 and then granting out
lives 20% attack speed summons and I don't know how to say that slowing
nearby enemies granting him 64 shield and then
Scooto extends the lance removing deficit armor if the lance connects with the
at the man's because it pulls him knocking up those in past, okay? Easy enough.
What's the second one, Q here? I'm gonna try this really quick. Got it. Easy enough.
And my flag stays. Okay, cool. Easy enough. And then the R is like the leap that
That creates that big thing, right?
The cage, yeah.
Alright.
Hey, can I walk in and out of that cage as I please, or no?
No, so the cage is just me versus them.
Got it.
Kaisa roll, but not at all
Now I'm understanding why everyone said this is a terrible pick
Because I got a Divya and Thresh and a lot of people it's gonna kind of make my job hard
W's just shield
How good am I early game?
Very good early game, cool.
That's an early ward there.
Very early ward.
What's the build here, Sunder?
He also provides vision.
See like why?
I didn't even click over there, man.
I hate that shit.
Why am I walking on the other side of the wall, man?
Maybe I just need to click closer to my character, I think that's the cure for all my problems.
Damn, so whenever I'm fed, I bet I whack these motherfuckers fast.
I beat off all kinds of men in this game.
I don't know what I just said.
We all know what I mean.
I don't know what I just said.
Yeah, they're doing drag.
We go look for some vision with my yeah there she blows there she blows well
that's not good maybe she won't take the scuttle
No, she won't.
She sucks.
Good to know.
I might actually be able to steal here.
Got level six coming in.
and
and
if
if
if
if
Yep, feels fucking terrible.
Probably the worst feeling thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
A-SOUL just sat there as I got the shit beat out of me.
Good to know.
No pings, no nothing.
A-SOUL sits.
I get confirmation if that's the same A-SOUL from last game.
I should have waited for my E, okay.
So big thing I'm seeing, I have to use my E and my Q together.
I can't be using one and not the other.
Got it.
Let me get Scuttle here.
Jesus man. Alright, fuck that idea. Maybe not.
Why couldn't I move, bro?
What was that?
Oh, they just stuck there, doing nothing!
Who the fuck was that?
I'm clicking and my guy's not moving. I'm not even stunned. Where did my Orgo? I didn't
even use my fucking R. Oh my god this game sucks. But what does it? I love this game
but FUCK!
I'm pissed, bro. That one sucks, man.
That's why I play lock screen, bro.
My character's just sitting there fucking the wall,
and I have no idea.
God that pisses me off.
I lost that fight.
I'm just trying to walk towards my team and I can't.
Zodiac if you spam my chat one more fucking time while I'm pissed off I will ban you from
existence you motherfucker.
up so pissed off I'm so pissed off
I
Hey, it's all fucking tough
I don't know how to play this game, I don't know how to play this character, I'm just,
I just can't get the people.
Wait what am I doing?
Murk treads this game?
fuck. maybe top lane? no he's already out. there he is.
I don't know what A-SOUL is doing.
Today is a good day to die.
He's been slain.
He's peeing at the top later.
He just walked in, man, and died.
Oh.
So if I hit R again it drops that I didn't know what that did I know now no
So don't press R twice unless I'm ready to leave got it
You just got shut down nice
my ult comes back up pretty quick
Yeah
Hey to carry shoot me for free. No, he says real
No
That's a bad idea.
That's a bad idea.
Not good enough at the champ just yet for something like that.
OVU is slow.
Oh my God, I didn't even know that.
Fuck!
Okay, pop W at the start of the game, or at the start of the fight, got it.
Nice.
Drag up soon, save spite.
Oh
you do not fuck this out much
I don't hit the fucking W.
I got two of them in that, but I don't hit a fucking W.
I'm stupid
Someone said it's just WP broken bro. I hate you. I hate you and everything you stand for motherfucker
Maybe not worth it to do that for a support.
I mean, A-Soul got a stack from it, so that's good.
I hit W.
Did you see that shit?
Did you see that shit?
You all saw me hit that fucking W, though?
See that?
Oh, this top lane is fucking crazy, bro, this top lane got no respect for any towers.
No respect for any towers this top lane.
Yeah there is.
Enter my sense up man.
Alright, I didn't want that gold anyways.
This song sucks.
So who would actually be a comp that's good for this champ?
Like all, like all attack damage, like a full AD team?
Jesus, brown.
Yeah, I feel like this is not the chance for me.
Not in this game, I mean.
This is like a nocturne game for sure.
And we gonna need that.
I'm not gonna die.
Brother.
Hey, soul, you dumb fuck.
Go spend more money on skins, man.
Holy shit, shut the fuck up.
You're not here now.
I'm running away from this lane.
I'm on the challenge.
Nice!
Nice!
I'll have it all there!
Right here next!
Shut up!
You always press W for the crap?
I hate you, motherfucker!
Shut up!
What you doing?
Who are you?
Bro, who's pinging me man?
Who's pinging me?
Who the fuck is pinging me?
I'm gonna lose this.
Who the fuck is pinging me man?
Your team has destroyed seven.
Zero W usage, again. Zero W usage.
I say so
7!
Run, bitches!
Oh shiiiit!
Watch yourself! Watch yourself, A-ron!
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of there.
Okay, we're not doing terrible right now.
We're not doing terrible right now.
He's gotta press W, bro. He's gotta press...
We gotta press the W!
I didn't press W again.
Fuck!
He has been slain.
He has been slain.
A-SOUL, split lane, pushing bot lane.
Round of applause for the A-SOUL everybody.
Round of applause, he could afford a $400 scan,
but he couldn't afford a high school diploma.
W's in the chat for the A-SOUL solo pushing bot lane.
bot lane what a guy what a guy W's hold on a minute let him cook sorry can't fight
the W key mod fan 10 people in all chats randomly 10 minute timeouts I don't
care who it is 10 people 10 people I cannot let this continue I can't I can't
I cannot let this continue oh my god
Greg up
Yes, yes, yes, in the game, in the game, in the fucking game!
Did you see that? Did you see that?
I need you fucking nothing while they were in that box, but I'll put them in the box like I'm possum!
Awesome.
And I pressed W.
Three and seven, but really more like 20 and two.
You know what I mean?
I know the scoreboard says three and seven, but it feels like I got 20 kills that game.
God I did less damage than the support it is what it is GG's in the chat next game
You look like a possum fuck you
Shit!
Mmm, he's a jungler.
Mmm, someone ban myth right now.
Ban him.
Ban him.
Ban myth.
It is what it is.
Oh, watch out!
Hahaha.
Watch out, he's strenghting, watch out!
He looked to his left, get him!
Hahaha.
Swap me you fucking hoe, thank you.
Carter, thank you for the five gift, dude, baby.
Wait, did we actually ban myth or ban myth?
I was kidding.
I was kidding.
I was kidding.
Oh, Silas?
Fuck.
Shies.
What we thinking?
What we thinking?
Yo, y'all been calling it since Narm.
Let's try it out.
Game!
Game!
Game!
I can't click nothing!
I can't click nothing!
I don't know what to do!
I can't!
Fuck it!
Oh!
Oh, oh, what do you mean I can't click in the search bar what the fuck just happened
You ain't a 15 year old game you can't figure out a search bar in a 15 year old fucking game
This game's been out longer than I've been alive
Fuck
I'm sion in a jungle GG's in the chat oh oh it's terrible oh oh my god fuck
Oh
Every skin is locked by the way
I might be the best scion to ever live I
Think that's what I'm gonna do the start of the trial of the scion arc
I might be better than bouse. I don't know depends on if I want to be all right who did it
Who in the fuck did it?
What the hell am I even looking at
How the hell did you get the right keyboard
I
I'm turned on my sense
How does Saiyan work
W start? Okay. I'm first in a heck of a bitch. Geez.
My whole, my whole, my whole jungle is already gone. RIP's in the chat with the jungle in
In the bot lane. It's already gone bro. I know it is
I already know it's gone. I already know it's gone.
I'm glad to see that. That's beautiful news.
Also, I need to update the game.
Two and one.
Two and one.
Okay.
You're nothing!
This wasn't intentional, no. I did not mean to pick sign-out.
The game just fucking broken.
Q max? Yeah.
Well, how?
I
Fucking pussy!
Lookin' top!
It's really bad. It's really bad. It's really bad. It's really bad. Two. One. It's really
bad it's really bad it's really bad it's really bad slow hand we're both dead
sorry big boss I'm sorry for what's about to happen to you
I'm so sorry. Oh god. I'm so sorry. We just got a farm. We just got a we just got a farm.
Oh, he picked up both. Oh god. He's gonna he might say a slur. Oh
No, oh
No, you can't watch then turn off the stream bitch. Fuck you
carry
hang it up, carry
bitch
They're saying good, they're saying good, my whole team has left me.
Big shot down.
W passive.
Bitch.
Kill his ass.
You gotta go.
You gotta go, Aisle.
You got to go you got to go a soul
All his ghost on the way
Oh, yes ghost no way bro
Hey so then
Oh, no, oh, you hate to see it
All right, we have all now which is good
I
Gotta pop that Q before I take too much damage got it notice
he's
Good. Good. There we go. Big shut down for the kid in the top lane. Big shut down for
We're catching our flow right there!
Oh, you hate to see it.
We got item up, we should probably back, but I'm not going to, I'm a full clear, there's
There's the OBJs.
You know heck I'm coming careful now boys
I'll be back in a little bit
Oh, I think that was the wrong thing actually we don't want this we want this
We got one minute let's go get that crab
I'm kind of feeling good on Sion. I can't lie. I know it ain't looking good, but I'm feeling good at least
Also be careful now
Oh fuck me man, holy shit
That's gone. Yeah, he's still there. He's dead again. I don't really know what A-SOUL
is doing. Why? Why are we going there? Why are we going there? Why are we going there?
I was a dumb fucking idea man.
Beautiful.
I thought we were going there.
Great call.
Hey, that wasn't bad, right?
hey that wasn't bad right that wasn't terrible stunned him off the big dog
helped him out ate a little bit gave it to him ate a little bit gave it to him
You know what I mean?
Oh jam with a big damage who
They bought oh, I bet you're just so good. I bet you smell good to you fucking bitch pussy
Oh, no.
I finished the drag form. I finished the fucking drag form. My support just watched me get
Mark to
Jen cleans it up now, oh he killed the smoker at least
They
Shit
All right, they got two drags
I've had seen neither of my support nor any carry nor mid lane at any of these fights
Oh, he's gonna die and he's somehow gonna blame it on me guaranteed
This gotta be the same as well from last game by the way, no doubt
He plays the exact same way
me bro what do you want from me how about you come do an objective how about that is that possible
of
He flashed out, not good.
We're out of there.
Very good.
Flash for flash?
Not terrible.
A heck of a faster than a motherfucker though, my god.
I like this champ a lot I can't lie
Ayosmeo, what can I do for health?
We're gonna buy collector and the next we want to go I want to go something tanky
What can I build here to tank what can I go is thornmail good?
Thornmail okay, you can use the ability while dead for boost speed got it
Bye, Yoshime-yo.
Jesus!
Hack him! Get ready for drag!
I thought the best of backs here, but...
We gotta win the drag, guys! We gotta win the drag, man!
We gotta win the drag!
Please, please, come here!
Everybody please come here
Support please
I'm all more girl and again like I'm by myself man
where is my team do I have one
I
Think
This is ours all day fucking amen
Not today bitch fuck you
grand cage
I'm here fucking life man.
Run for your own, yep he does.
I got up Terry.
Go in reverse, Terry.
Alright, good thing, he's blind.
Good news, he is blind.
Shit.
Good news is he's blind so we don't have to worry about that ult.
Should have ulted.
Should have ulted.
Shit!
Sorry, we're honestly not doing terrible on Xion.
It's a lot of fun.
winnable!
go for a full clear here
I need thorn, bad. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
No one's on it, bro. We're fine.
Silo's ain't there, I can promise you they ain't on it.
Teemo doing Teemo things.
I'm not good at this.
Not good! He's putting the moves on me! He's putting the moves on me!
Yes! Fuck you, you little squirrel! Oh my god, they're on the fucking OPJ.
yeah I'm coming
I think they just have that they just kind of have it
Is that a squirrel?
What is that thing?
Run from me.
It's a Yordi.
Oh yeah, you've lost me.
So many scion, you're so hot and sexy.
I
Pretty mature no pretty mature
Oh, let's start pushing let's start pushing actually now be smart hard to do
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
We'll love some health here.
Oh, we're not going to talk about it.
We're not going to talk about it.
I'm not going to talk about that, that one it is what it is, it is what it is, it is what it is.
There ain't no fucking way he stole that shit, actually no way, actually no way!
Am I lagging? Is that, so it's not, but god that sucks.
I gotta be lagging. I gotta be lagging. I have to be. I gotta be lagging. I gotta be lagging.
There ain't no way, bro. Actual no way.
I'm actually lagging hundred percent
yeah I hate me if I was if I was if I'm in a lane and my jungler has missed three drags
Oh my god, brother. I am motherfucking myself in the chat motherfucking myself, bro
Bro, Nick, I'm trying to hurry up man
I got to build tanky and I gotta get sweep real
fuck that team oh bro
fuck that team oh bro shit not good they're just gonna scale harder too late
for heart still really oh well shit on my tits huh what do I go is there anything
else I can go? Or do I just sell? Way too late, okay. I just gotta sell this then. MR?
What does that call him?
Profane Hydra?
Hytenic Hydra.
Oh, okay, we're good.
Here it comes.
Shit, dude.
Ain't good.
Ain't good.
I still didn't get swever bro fucking kill me
I feel like that was a little to do with my fault, I feel like that was a little of my
fault right there.
also is just kind of just pushing mid doing great thank good
swifty suck so I sell swift and now oh boys I can't I'm kind of locked in there
right now I just don't really know what else I can go he gets back there before
me to him we got drag up in 23 I can't miss this or my team's never gonna talk
to me again I can't miss this one
fucking pussies man I can't stand them
starting up
there's actually no way man
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I am spamming it. I am spamming it and I swear
on everything. I pressed it so early and it's still not going off. I don't understand
why my fucking smites aren't going off. Am I misclicking? Am I not pressing it? I don't
understand that time I got CC'd okay good wonderful so if I'm CC'd I can't do
it by just he's CC me to where I can't I can't press it our full health
base on our full health support as well just kind of watch this as we gave that
up to do this bro
I wonder, I wanna know if this is the same A-Soul from last game.
I really really wanna know.
I have a 16 scion as well, just fucking kill me man.
I got that, I'm gonna go back and spawn a good sweeper I think.
We go back to spawn and go grab sweeper
Do I just start side-leaning like that's why I'm about to start doing I think
Jesus was I buying I don't remember
Let's go side lane, it's all we can do.
Fuck everybody.
I'm not going to die.
I'm not going to die.
lane as much as we can also if we need to
Okay
Today is Call of Duty, today's Call of Duty and next week is League of Legends, we're
not going to practice Cod, I'd rather die, we'll get on Cod like an hour before, two
hours before, maybe, probably an hour.
Alright, got last item.
y'all seems not doing anything you know
yeah they have a nice heady carry I mean this is winnable believe it or not
build magic resist what else do I need to build I don't understand what else I can build
for more magic resist what spirit visage sell boots build spirit visage need more gold before
We do that.
We do that.
We do that.
I want to have screens.
The two people who kill me, well, now the AD carry is pretty massive, so I guess there's
more than two.
Shove lanes, we have drag ups and 50, I cannot be dead for that.
Win that and we're worth so good.
Everyone right here.
Actually, yeah, yeah, yeah, we set up for elder.
We set up for elder.
Fuck the Baron.
Set up for Elder.
Set up for Elder.
Set up for Elder.
Fuck the Baron.
And please, someone defend me whenever I'm on it.
I beg.
I beg, I beg, I beg.
I cannot continue to be feared over and over again and lose more drags.
Please, Hodge, do not burn this.
useless motherfuckers bro just the most useless human beings to ever live just absolute useless
motherfuckers yeah he smited early
our support couldn't hit water if he fell out of a fucking boat man
This game is painful games painful
And it's only gonna get worse they're gonna get better. I don't think our a soul is very good
I
Go, what do I do this do I go top lane like I don't know I
Don't know what I do. I
Gotta get rid of my boots soon
Jungle diff the five and ten jungle and it's a jungle diff. Hey, how about you show your retarded ass up?
the
Still not enough still not enough
Still not enough
GG's
I can't wait to see this jens damage. I feel like our jen was just absolutely fucking useless.
Oh, it was our yasu. It was our slow yasu who just does it not a fucking play the game.
I'm first timings Xion and I did more damage than our 16 kill Gen.
Fucking retire man, jeez-up.
Absolute apes.
I'm coming in Nick, I'm coming in!
What, what, where's Nick at right now?
How deep into his game is he?
Oh, he's playing trun daddy.
No music on, just lock the fucking...
Damn!
I don't think any of them can kill me in a one if I play it right.
I play like a bot, but maybe they can't.
I think my ult's just too much.
Dude, the heal on Trundle is so insane.
I don't know.
I haven't played Trundle in so long.
All I know is this character used to be so broken.
That feels the same though, yeah.
He's kind of always been weird.
No, no, we're we're yeah, we're playing we're playing he was just on our graders before
Oh
In three hits is crazy
There's elder dragon
Job order TP. Well, there's the words. I'll be there in a second. So I get it back. Why don't you have it?
I can't believe you get a fucking TP on this character, but I didn't know that
Do I have to use this too?
It's auto-use it. Oh, yeah, you do you gotta use that
Okay, let me put that here then
Yeah, the old round of stand up go get a drink real quick chat. I'll be right back
hit now and we got our duo sets hey we're not down again we're doing too not
terrible how terrible now auto attacker we set hilarious because my auto
attack is already fucking point two seconds
Oh shit.
Oh my, oh my, oh my, God!
Oh
I should I should all think of earlier there y'all come on. Oh crazy. Oh
Yo, it's trading the most broken character in the game, what is that damage? Oh
Shit
That's HHH, let's try again.
I can't type for shit, man.
HHH.
1-0.
Big E, put it top right.
Atta boy.
Atta boy, atta boy, Nick.
Atta boy, Nick.
Alright, let me update this.
We that kept us so we the be the be the be the be the be the keep us so keep us so keep us so
off bro
Do it to protocol five
Do it to nice for right there same same spot
Your goal five. I'm a silver one on like one game away from goal five or two
Poetry poetry, but we can climb bro. We keep on poetry fucking clown
Let me let you in if I read your name. Let me I
Don't know. I don't know. I don't know
The games tell me something listen
I want my first one out the gate lost my second one
My mid lane got upset at me and started throwing the game because I stole three minions. It is what it is
Whatever Wow third game
Won it fourth game the game bugged out again
Wouldn't let me pick my character and I had the first time ever scion didn't go. Well lost that one to a two
Who would two right now?
Who would do it?
So if anything it does that if I'm to a two does that mean I've won a little bit of LP or am I dead even?
I think it means you want a little bit LP. I think I don't know. Yeah, I was tell me I was wrong
Swabby top bitch
Yeah, you ain't gonna get no swap from Tom for your track?
Swapping me.
Why is no one swapping me, bro?
No, I'm good, Rizzy.
You got this.
Hello.
Fuck you.
No, man.
Wait, what, Chapman?
You literally you type one cuss word you get chat banned in this fucking bullshit
Let's go boy, let's go let's see if I can get a let me see if I can get a swap. Let's see if I can get a swap
Hey, if you're gonna pick it. Oh, dude. Oh god. We're gonna be so squishy. Okay. Should I fizz?
Cuz we have a main top no tank
Just tell me you want me to go Bali just tell me no, no, I'm not telling you I'm not telling you
This is bad. I hate everybody. I literally hate everybody.
Oh, I'm about to ruin this motherfuckers day. Oh, no, no, no, they fucked up.
baby
It's not quite it it was always not quite it I don't even know why we're talking about it
I'm paying Pantheon and I've played this not very much. So good luck us
God I'm so happy you're here, bro. You know what it's like. It's like I've been in the woods fighting wolves, you know
And I'm down. I'm down. I'm one knee. I've taken out seven wolves by myself
But I'm down on one knee and it's looking grim and then from the hills
And then little dwarf Nick starts running from the hill. Yeah, you know starts running
Oh
This is great, bro
Nick and hutch climb to masters they too
Imagine absolutely imagine, you know, you know
Legions legal leg and the legal legends does great on YouTube
I'm in there. I'm fucking it
Wait hold on, okay, I'm against a vex. I just want you to know she's my nightmare like I hate this bitch
I'ma be on that motherfucking like wide-on rice
Hey, hutch. I need you alting in the mid lane. Hey, hutch. I need you alting in the mid lane. That's right
You're a pantheon you tell me when you want me to head your direction, and I'm instantly there
Okay, okay. Okay. They have a hold on bro. Are you looking at this top lane?
Jin versus Vayne. I've never seen this.
It's fucked up, buddy.
Wow.
But I'll take a Vayne over a Jin early any day of the week
unless that Jin is next level.
It is GG, no reread, RIP.
You have no dash, you should be fine.
I don't know what that means.
But go off, Queen.
It means that he's... I don't know what that means.
I know.
I've thought about it twice.
I've been listening to DMJ free music all day long.
I want to fucking die. Yeah, I want to die. But YouTube hasn't been banned three times today. So honestly W's
Vex counters a dash champion with a fear ability right like stuns him. That's right. She's kind of a bitch get a lot
What's going on bro my load are you guys in the game?
No, no someone is connected their toaster to a McDonald's Wi-Fi adapter that has been dunked in water
Who's not loaded that you should use to tell us like who who it is yeah, so that motherfucker got toasted
day
89% who's got the bullshit PC, you know, I think I I was telling Chad, I think I'm putting buy down, bro
Yeah, it's bad, bro. It is she was good when she came out back in the day, but but I don't know if that's a
I mean, I look like I got I look like I got disabilities doing that which I do but like different
Abilities a great pool of champions though. I don't know. It's not saying
Okay jungle and we're in gold here. We go. I'm all
Okay, she's a vana and she dude. She's insane. She really is insane. Wait. What percent are you at?
Heidi I'm a nighty-two
You got Kane you got in a fairy you got the yee
Yeah, I just don't have turn bro. I have nocturne unlock
I just none of them are stun champs DL wants me to play stun champs
So I've just been playing a bunch of random shit
If we're actually climbing I don't have a tournament in eight days. I'm playing yee cane
Nefiri like I'm playing everything that basically doesn't have stuns
I don't play any of these motherfuckers
The warwick bro, you don't like the warwick do you I don't
he's good though I don't like those types of champs although I do like Bali
which is pretty sure you know bro Diego is a crazy shop but you need like a lot
of knowledge to have yeah abilities over dude how are we not loaded is this real
is it most up does someone lock us in here the universe of such camels digs
Can you just lock motherfuckers in here with you, bro?
Wow.
Today, Dan Clancy announces that we're introducing a new enforcement type that we plan on rolling
out over the next few weeks to push away view-bottling channels.
Shit.
Hey, man.
GGs.
No, Ribi.
It was fun.
Yeah, man.
Look at this skid. Look at you
I'm going to war off the rock by my spirit. They know war
Minions has fallen
Someone's gonna clip that I should Nick are worried about viewbotting in a location
Fuck em all, fuck em all, it's not gonna be, dude, I'm just gonna sit there and go mhm,
do that, yep, do that one as well, do that, do that one, oh yeah bro, it's terrible, oh
Oh
Oh man
You bro, you what was that game and don't report that motherfucker
Hey, don't do it. I hit that mid lane with a report leaving the game AFK just cuz your PC sucks doesn't mean you ain't getting it from me bitch
Boom up to you play again
if we don't actually add it it doesn't count but um yeah he just didn't need it
let it fuck
yeah I think a lot of these new these new cats are are sweating bullets right
now
I don't know, it's definitely weird.
Like that kick clipping thing has been very interesting.
It's all these clippers now, it's just spanned it, hit the algorithms and then go to the
moon.
Have you heard some of the payrolls these cats are doing, like 100, 150k a month and
just paying people to clip their shit and to post it on like six accounts, just like
force their way into the algorithm.
Weird.
I just, I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Oh, shit, you're shit.
Yeah, maybe it's just like the new, I mean, I've even been in, what, five years, four years myself.
I know you've been in here for like 37 or 38 years, but.
Fuck you.
It's just like, I don't know.
I don't know.
That's even past me.
Yeah, it was never like this.
I don't remember this ever.
I
Preferred I cook I've been drinking DC's I
Prefer it. I think it tastes better. I
Can get to a point where you just like it more
like whenever we go out and we get drinks and I get my wife's coke and she gets my diet I'm like yo switch me
bro I open up Twitter for half a second I see a clip of shroud and I quote if you're a streamer that really talks to your chat and makes jokes and kick it your chat will be moving
But I just don't care about any of you
What the fuck
He really doesn't give a shit, huh?
They got that bag and said fuck it
Yeah, what is this stands in a row the mumble? Yeah, that's brutal
I'd like we're getting sniped
probably
I see an A-Sold picked, I'm gonna fucking freak out on our team
okay mid, gold, van rate
so 8% of the time, you're telling me two out of
two games
what do I play against Zizwani
or nefiri and ash I should say
what is good against them?
we're not in any, you should have picked your best characters
I'm a try fans. I'm a try fans
The tribe there you say we're not there yet, but
Not there yet, buddy. Yeah, hurry it up. Let's get in there
Yes, AT&T is today. It starts at 7pm.
Okay, so this is a weird one
I think it's nefiri mid
Sejuani support or maybe kindred support
Lizandra top or a sejuani top kindred jungle
Lissandra support, I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at I
Don't know I'll take our comp better, but we have a cane top. What the fuck is going on?
that. Ash support, that might
make sense. LaSondre to carry.
Kader jungle 100%. That's all I
know. You'd be shocked. No,
no, no. 100%.
Oh, yeah.
This mid Ash has won. It's very
top.
I just flipped. I flipped the
mid. Yeah, I take you mid all
Yeah, this is a weird champion, but she can be good they cover map with cam yeah, we should recover a map
I wish I was like a cover sign it probably would help out a lot like I'm telling he
Fizz gets banned eight percent of games. How do we go two queues in a row?
He's staying both times. I'll just move my camera down
I'll move my camera down chat. I apologize in advance
That's soft because it for jungle it matters because they're looking at my camp
Well, we don't have to do it. I just thought maybe it would help.
No, it's gonna help. It's gonna help. It's definitely worth it. Just, yeah. Fuckin' A, man.
Because I am a man.
He said shrink it under the left side. No, guys! We can't show the map! Yeah, fuck it, I'm showing the map.
If I feel like it's getting crazy, then I'll hide it again.
Okay, oh, no, there we go, all right, yeah, tell what you want to see, huh?
because we form, the time must be our destination.
I
Feel
Yeah, there we go
I hate when my blue goes into the fucking bush.
the
I'm right here to do it yeah and look like it
He's kind of fucking up the period honestly is a pretty good pick
Oh short queue is better
Hi, jungler is coming from bot side now, should be at least.
careful of kindred and my jungle
what's your health like
I can be here if you wanted to try and this next walk up
She doesn't.
Maybe there was a ward in the jungle or something because she's playing way more careful than
she has been the whole time.
Yeah, I gotta leave soon.
Missed my Q.
Feels bad.
Yeah, I think she probably has a ward on my on my on my camp
She was playing so often and as soon as you went on, I wish you'd come back.
Kindred's lurking for drag.
I can not just come down here. Yeah, I'm looking. Let's go. Go bot lane, go bot lane.
I'm behind. Two are really weak if you have anything to that.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe you'll walk at back angle.
back angle. Two drags.
I can put some big time in there.
Beautiful.
So I was playing against a Hecarim last game. I was getting so pissed I had no idea his spear would cause me not to be able to smite.
So Big Dolph stole like four dragons from me.
I was so mad.
I also hate when my AD carry doesn't walk a little cock sucker, bro.
Oh bro.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What?
I thought we had people down here.
Our AD carry back while we were taking drag never helped us.
Yeah, just not good luck.
We need to go right here if we can.
Inter's gonna be there. I'm gonna try and smite him off this.
Definitely will take some health.
I thought we had people down there, man. Holy shit.
Bot lane went back.
He's gone. He got what he wanted.
I ulted, I flashed, I used everything as well.
That's the shit that makes me so mad when an AD carry would rather push the fucking
power and hit it for nickels and dimes but won't fight with us and get like
literally he could have got like two kills I think they're going for this
thing I'm down to five four it should be this should be
ready yeah I'm walking
They got that.
Hang on, go to the other jungle so he doesn't get this shit.
And good news, this is ADC, he knows what he's doing, he's just a dickbag.
No, he's not terrible, he's just an asshole.
Gonna have my eye on you.
I
Figure something out on this character good to know that
I'm wondering why my clears were so slow
I'm looking for this devil
I do
I don't know what this gym's doing.
I don't know what the gym's doing.
I don't know.
I'm up on this chick, man.
Love to hear that. Love to hear that. Great news.
There's actually no way that this guy is allowed to walk into my jungle and kill me when fucking everybody's around me. What the fuck?
He's gone, he's gone, he's gone.
He gets to get his jungle though, which absolutely blows for me
Stop throwing the spear what I never throw the spear ever
Bot lane is one of eight
Yes, this is a...
What an A big dog.
Yeah.
Other people down there, how's that range?
I'm headed towards the...
where his Luggernavers are.
Jin's gonna go give him another kill.
And it is really funny.
The farming hope is very up there.
There's a lot of good kills.
Oh, baby.
I've never, I've never had so many games quite like this.
It's insane.
It is not why I fight, but who I fight for.
Yeah, I think if you and I, I do agree with Chathar.
We need them to try to like allow Hotlane to just go die.
try to help this top layer
He's obviously proven that you can play the game
Yeah
Don't disagree. I'm looking mid here
I don't have all I can stung we might be able to kill
I have all in 20
Yeah, I'm gonna keep on trying to push you farm
I'm going to push this wave and then I'm going to charge off.
Yeah, I'm lucky I didn't fall
One health
I'm walking back into fucking power holy shit
I almost died for that all I did was I'm stupid and the mobility in this game is fucking dumb
One and ten bot lane
Should be doing W not E
We are caught between dark kill and aspect, but we will rise up in spite of them
I'm giving my goal fucking
Fighting click that over here
They fighting over here again
I'm looking at top
Don't worry about them.
I'm looking towards top.
There again.
Got a D on her.
Path out.
My guy's path out.
Top lane. Yeah, she's very weak, very weak.
Multiple weak.
the
Hard locking hard locking hard locking hard locking hard locking hard locking hard locking hard locking 2 to 1 drag right now
Herball yes yes chef
I'm looking for a W here, oh.
My spear is the weight of only one
Just play around that top laners. Yeah, yeah, I hear you
Yeah, I mean I hope to the second you said help
There you go, there you go, nice.
Go to her, go to her, go to her, go to her.
Yeah, and you're curious here, careful.
Yeah, I got an ult larger. That's my bad.
I'm ulting like onto someone instead of ulting past them.
Bless and learn.
He's ready to fucking go, man.
this are our our Lux is really fucking ass we need help here they're gonna go in
there they're gonna go in there
okay he's not there let's fall it off to okay that's good
That ass is going to be so weak, there she's so- Loosadra.
There we go, fuck.
Get on it, get on it, get on it!
Come on, baby!
I promise we can do this shit! I promise we can do this shit!
You just gotta fucking believe! I promise we can do this shit!
I promise we can-
DIE! I promise we can-
is the question
no
drags up at 28 drags up at 28 winnable brawl winnable winnable winnable winnable winnable
you're a beauty
at the worst times winnable brawl winnable
Yeah, agreed, agreed, agreed, agreed.
I'm locked, I'm locked.
We have drag up now, come drag.
Drag up now.
Jumbler's dead for it.
Yeah, I'm hurt.
I can't get through it.
I can't move.
I can't move.
This team's fucking bitch useless, bro.
Bitch useless, bro!
I
Come on baby we can do it, but we wait we gotta fucking carry a little bit like the three of us
I can come down
It's a... if you're in a jungle, they're gonna pinch me though.
Yeah, I mean I can go too. Yeah, I can go too. I can go too.
The fairies, the fairies, the fairies, the fairies.
I just don't know if we're gonna get there in time. They're collapsing on us, they're collapsing on us.
Back it up, Terry.
I should have let you have that, sorry.
That's okay.
There goes support
Yeah, I'm here. I'm here mom. It's just so fucking locked in
I
think
You wore that you've worn or no
I guess he thought I was lying about the whole game
Yeah, I'm going to
all I can do they have Baron this is big for them they're about to
Yeah, there we go
Oh god dude, hi, hi.
Let's go ahead and throw that report in for the Lux, go ahead and throw that report in
for the Jhin.
There we go, wonderful.
Waterfall such fun game
Yeah, I mean, it's just it gets a point where it's like what when this I can't say fuck in the chat
But this guy can throw a game to this level. It's just so stupid man
Yeah, I went too far I'm running back now
Oh my god.
Like some type of gauge.
My arm.
We just got to fight under, under the tower.
I'm gonna stop.
It's GG.
It's GG.
I have an 0-10 left for 49 CS.
She's absolutely doing jacked Italy dick.
She's holding our spawn.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's do complete support, though.
Well, man, GG's go next. Can't do much.
Whenever we have a guy actively throwing in our games, every single game.
Make sure you report.
Hey, Riot, I love playing your game and having people throw in every single game that I play
in.
It's really fucking cool, man.
It's really cool not being able- Yeah, it's going to.
Oh, and nine or something.
What do you mean?
Hey, bro.
Hey, you!
game. It's every game. It's
every game. I'm in. I have one
of these brain dead cocksuckers
in this God forbidding category
and this game that are just
losing their minds, bro. So
if you get killed and it's over yeah I hear you I'm just gonna I'm just gonna
meet I'm just gonna meet at each game all I can do oh wait like it has to come
out yeah I just got a global meal I'm gonna keep you up into these motherfuckers
I just don't understand like how how we get a skit so in every game every fucking
game we get a skit so yeah but like
They live for me.
Nick, here's the thing.
I understand being bad.
I don't understand being so mentally unstable and your outlet is League of Legends.
That's what I don't get.
That's what I don't understand.
Like, what is...
That's not stable.
They're just retarded.
That's what I'm saying.
But they are unstable because they're losing their lane to the point...
They're one of them.
They're happy.
They're losing the game to the point where they're like, I'm just going to throw to make
it unwinnable because fuck everyone else.
is my fault that I'm here fuck everybody else they didn't even get ganked they just lost
some say this game is free to play and you can run on a toaster
true you get the absolute worst for worst human beings
everybody can finish this oh my god they didn't benefit
okay we're locked in we're locked in let's go i'm i'm i'm going back to my champ pool
this is a win no more new champs the rest of the day for me
I lasted four hours doing this yesterday, I lasted an hour today.
I just can't.
Not everyone's a serious gamer.
Here's my thing, right?
We get mad and here's this is like the what pisses me off about
legal legends.
These people on Twitter and whatever Jinxie gets an account that
He's not supposed to be on or whatever and the same person that will bitch about that is the same person that plays golds and throws games
Like I we are worried about this guy buying an account to our riot employee with blue hair at protests is
Fanning his ass
Right, but we have people in our game that are actively throwing every other game
Every other game motherfuckers are throwing and nothing's done to him
But if I tell the guys a fucking bitch, I'll get banned for seven days.
Talk about priorities, man.
The one game that doesn't have a cheating problem and it has people who are mentally unstable problem.
I don't understand.
How is that a thing, bro?
And how is the launcher still fucking bugged?
Ugh, I'm crashing.
Chad, what is this game?
Is this a volley?
Volley knock turn or Kane
And the stack I'm a little baller
Yeah, if you embrace it yeah, I mean I hear you man. I hear you I hear you
I've played five games today, and I've had a skit so in three of them
It's just like I had a mid later that would steal my CS in jungle and flashed inside of my jungle
Because I stole two minions. I then have a bot lane support that is ulting in our spawn because he went 0 and 10 and
Blames it on someone else other than him just being terrible. I
Don't get it. I
I just mute all mute all or just you know what we're gonna do what I said we were gonna do
I'm a pull up twitch chat and just type in twitch chat. Fuck it. I yell at you guys
These little cock suckers man
Leave me out of it.
I'll screw you!
It's 70 ST is the turning today so yeah for it for was that is that three or four La
time I don't know four so they're three hours behind
This place is a mess.
Alright Lock-In, we're playing our champs, we're actually going to be useful because I understand how to play these champs, we're good.
We played enough new shit today, we're back on our champ pool.
I'm just going to tell DL, listen, we got these champs, if they ban them, then I'll go to the other one.
But I am bitch useless on those on Vi on Pantheon on all those cats. I think we got a solid shampo
I'm just trying to win the rest of the day
Trying to lose inside. I don't know how to fucking play a character.
I think Baai is good enough to play in the tournament whenever I have DL and he can just say press R and I press R, no doubt, but I can't carry with it, so I might as well not play it.
I don't think I would this bro. I can't catch him. I can't catch him man. There's no way there's no way
I can't catch him that's so fucking crazy. What the fuck man?
if
if
he tried to take the
case of the grass and that's for sure
I'm gonna be hard to gank without my ult, so you know.
Yeah, like I said, man, I'm trying. I'm trying to have a good go at this tournament. There
There he is, there he is. Fuck that motherfucker.
Can I get my stacks?
Atta boy.
Fuck with a real one.
Fuck with a real one.
I
Don't
Maybe that's my problem. I gotta turn you up. I can't hear you. Thank you think I'm ignoring you whenever I can't hear you bitch ass
Perchance per baby. Yeah, that's so much better bro. So much better. I'm looking I
Can all I can all whatever yeah, he has all two just keep in mind
He sees me
I appreciate you I appreciate absolutely budget in business
I'm going to go on Wardrag.
Oh Echo, are you going to be in trouble my boy?
He fucked up?
Yeah, he's going.
He's calling his act right now for sure.
Nice.
He won't be able to, he won't be able to see.
Yes, I don't think.
That gets out that gets out this right here
Please please please please please please so much so much
I don't understand
The soil hungers for blood.
Two HP?
I mean, anybody, bro.
Yeah.
Goddamn.
I'd like to do drag, I don't think I can.
I'd like to do drag, but I don't think I can.
Did I already carry?
No.
Did he back?
I think he back.
I don't, I didn't see Twitch the whole time.
Yeah, I think Twitch back.
Dude, I had like two of them, two HP.
I killed the Echo.
Echo died though.
He's got that stupid squeal, so if he gets stacks, it's bad.
Was our Twitch, did he back?
I think so.
I didn't see him there.
Yeah, I don't know if maybe we just are blind or what.
See that channel killed me, handsome.
I was so sad.
Clear away from that, do you?
Wow.
I'm looking here's a way from okay
Oh, dude, yeah, I just fucking busted man that champion. Yeah, but not a little
There we go your team old. Hey little something show them something a little squirrel
I'm looking I'm walking okay. I'm going straight to drag
Yeah, sounds good, bro. I hit the fucking side of his E, man. Fuck!
I
Which is fucking them up
Back you're gonna kill right yeah, we're good
What do you mean we're good was that me drags go God
God.
Are you want me to walk off of drag?
I know, no.
I'm wondering why Twitch doesn't just kill this fucking echo that's all second to me.
This is fucking dumb as shit!
Like every other raider carry we have, he's dumb as a motherfucker.
Fucking useless.
You slow the shit-flavored lollipop, man!
people to help in here and I'm dying again
taking all these motherfuckers to death bro
I'm going there I'm going there we win this I can't fight with these guys
I'm back
They don't ever fight with me. Let's go in and I'm dead
Yeah, I understand what my old does man, I know I probably could have done something there, but at the same time like
I'm not trying to give any kills anybody
Yeah, I can get
I'm coming. He's gonna see me. Two HP in mid.
Alright, he's gonna see me.
It's, it's, it's, you're bad. What about you?
Coming.
Nice
Good good good good, honey you're good good good good good. I didn't need all there, but I did it anyways just fuck that guy
I all did I'm mad ignite in
You're gonna hate what I'm about to say
You're not gonna like what I just did I'm just gonna hold it and hopefully your chat doesn't say it's gonna piss you off
You can't trip it this game trip
Yeah, you gotta hold me down
Got all coming
Don't think I catch yeah, I don't okay
And that's coming down for you. Oh, she comes over here. I'm gonna beat the fuck out of her sex there
Yeah, I'd love to hear that see this
I'm not gonna do about that, that's three.
I think he's a give drag opportunity here, and we just give it.
I think we just give it.
Keehoi mid?
We can die
So quick bro
He's so quick
Maybe this is a drag opportunity?
Maybe?
Probably doing it
What, what is this Quits doing?
I don't know what he's doing.
He just ran away from you.
I'm a Cali guy, if a guy is something else.
the hell is that
they ought to kill the cat there for me
but I am okay I'm not a terrible spot I'm not a good spot but I'm not a terrible spot
did the blue share with this one or not?
I'm doing really good
People is just fucking going ham man. That's what I'm saying. We have so much pressure. I'm getting two turrets
One to one drag terrible
Dude she hit a fucking shroom and died
that's great wait it did no way yeah
get the fuck out of my way
I'm gonna kill this guy I don't know how to kill him I got a good damage on him
like that. He just goes backwards.
I mean...
Shinole.
Right all from Teemo.
Careful, he's out here.
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry great office, which is this which that's what we need. Yeah, that's the guy we need right there
Okay, okay, okay, we're kind of activating a little bit. No, that was that was a big swing
And we just took all
I'll push the ball
Look at fucking Timo top lane
We should probably push table, why you...
Do it
No, they're all back
They're all back, go go go go go
Back up, back up, back up
I got your cover
So hook a Timo
Yeah, you have to look at this guy
You got them in the spin cycle
You understand?
It doesn't push
It's like they're all so deep now. They have to go back
He is doing very good
What this scuttle before I back I
I would love this shuttle before I back please please please
We have 50 seconds to drive
Fuck he actually walked up. What a method. I was a word by it. I'm gonna go get sweepers wall
I'm gonna
I'm coming
Not good
I'm here
Hold on, hold on, I'm trying to walk it back
Yeah, I said walk it back, no problem
Shen one, Shen absolute one.
OOOOOOOOH!
One right here, careful.
Oh my god, put on a clinic kit!
NOOO! I was just-
Oh ho ho ho!
That was beautiful.
Yeah, I could kill kill kill the second.
That was beautiful.
She can do it!
She can do it, maybe.
Wait, Teemo's kind of ending.
Wait, Teemo's ending.
Oh, the game's over.
I
Mean
And we she did it she got his ass
My god team I was a go to team. Oh, yeah, she did
We got a very good team on it
I fucking knew it, man. I knew he was weird.
I could have lived longer, but I went for a heal on a minion like I've done that.
I won't brag on you.
5-5-5 for both of them.
I'll take a push.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll see.
I'm here.
I'm looking for the guy behind him.
Yeah, I'm just stunned by the whole fucking team, quits going crazy right here.
Kill 2, nope, nope.
I think quits are gonna kill for that potentially, if he walks up.
This is the biggest pussy twitch I've ever seen in my life, bro.
Truly.
No, he's playing pretty good. He's good. It's just the most conservative motherfucker. I've ever seen he gonna walk up
That's twist up. That's twitch. That's twitch. Yeah, I I don't know how to play with this guy
It's like he goes up. I always think he's gonna go in he never does so I have dying
Everyone always it do it doesn't matter the comp my chat tells me that merc boots is the correct call every time
I don't understand why
for it for a jungler I don't know it's to stop your it's to stop them from being
able to slow you down that's why oh it's for CC okay good to know that now
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, arrow coming in, that's not good.
Down the whole team, Jair, that's what I get for going for a warden, walk up for a warden
and soon die.
Teemo, doing Teemo things, you have the whole team on you.
You can move, man.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
Look at this guy dude.
Dude, he's trying to...
4-2-2-1 turrets.
He's just ripping turrets, bro.
Look at him playing the flute on the way back, man.
No worries.
Like, where's your TP in?
He's holding it.
He's like that, but he's like that.
Oh my gosh this guy is unbelievable.
We're going here.
Teemo's unbelievable.
I'll let that go for way too long.
These guys are so pissed dude. Holy fuck.
Oh, they're miserable. This is how our experience was whenever we were playing against that
trendy bear. Yeah, I mean dude, there's nothing to do.
That whole that whole shebang I achieve nothing drags up soon
You're not doing great
I'm gonna go suffer drag
throw those fucking daisies
wow I mean it you want to help out
they're in there yeah I know this would be the worst experience ever
I'm not just the only player I character in, I feel like I can just do what he does like every game.
So what the fuck do you do? You gotta camp a Teemo earlier or something.
You let him get like that? It's just done.
Yeah, there's no stopping him at this point, unless he fucks up.
You can rock Teemo, Mizz.
Teemo's top, I know, is scoded, but man I'm not too sure.
Yeah, of course.
For good steam out top is good.
I'll see you at the pit next door.
Oh my god.
Holy shit!
Which is always so nuts.
well it's all done to me back it up there
yeah I don't get to play the game man
watch them work watch the kid work chat watch the kid work
Well, he wants ya.
Ah, he, he, he, he pussied out.
You see what I'm saying, man? Like, but I had that E waitin'.
And she was just waitin'.
Yeah, we've done nothing this game. This has been one of the worst volleyball games I think I've ever played.
We are a one and six. Absolutely useless.
We have nine assists, more than everyone other than the support.
It's just this, this, we, we're watching.
Got popcorn in my hand. I got popcorn in my hand in this game
Good news is we got two in hibs the third one we have we need to bear any body of soul
I keep playing with the team.
Echo mid.
Probably trying to look for a pick on Twitch.
Someone right here as well.
Someone right here as well.
Shen.
Do you know if I Shen?
No, no, no.
You seem like to walk up and push all the big ones in.
No, no, no.
You want to be able to push all the stuff in if you can.
I'm not pushing anymore.
I've been super idiotic, like, in all my shit.
There you go, there you go.
Help Twitch, help Twitch.
Nice.
that is the ball game
there you go there you go
I didn't do much, but I was there and I'm happy to be there.
No, no, no, no.
And it was fun hanging out with the homies.
We accepted.
We accepted.
It was fun hanging out with the homies.
Shout out to my boy Teemo, the realest group on the team.
The Twitch end up, our entire team actually played well.
You know, the game's not bad when you got people who aren't
actively drooling on their keyboards.
You know?
I hear you. I hear you. That was a great game three and three on the day. I'll take it.
I'll take it.
Peanut play top during the tournament. Teemo bro. H-O did that. That's how it went for him.
That's one of the next what five o'clock almost I gotta be out of here like six fifteen at
the latest I say we win every one from this point forward up
BORK! BORK!
No, Pina has no idea what he's doing on this game. BORK! BORK!
Fork.
Why no screams on cod?
Because I mean this in the most respectful way as possible.
The hashtag ad hasn't started yet.
So I'm gonna speak my mind.
Cod is one of the worst games that has ever been made in its current form ever.
Let's go back to 2009.
We're talking World of War, MW2, even MW3.
I'll give that call duty for those are prime black ops black ops food prime
After that
Don't even get me started
Everything after that point was okay, if not terrible
Yeah, my dog just barked. I think my wife's home. Yeah. Probably home. Yeah, three, three.
Got you. Chad, stop talking to me. What are we thinking this game? What are we thinking?
What are we thinking?
Kane?
I was thinking I wanted to play Kane anyway.
No, I probably won't play Yi during the tournament, but I'll play Kane during the tournament.
We're playing Cod, let me go
Let me go pee real quick give me two second does more favor
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I really enjoyed uh what's it called as well I really I really enjoyed uh
Uh, what's the boss chat?
I love you, baby.
Dion was a lot of fun.
All right, brother, listen, I think my chat's kind of telling me I'm not sure about this,
but I think I got to go for this guy, man.
I can't let him be a comfy.
Oh, bro. Yeah, good luck.
It's a good one. It's gonna be rough.
Don't feed him. What'll we get?
Well, I wouldn't even go in. We're gonna die in there. We're here.
Oh, it's like that. Okay, I'm in for it.
I thought he would get that Q first.
No, they get the grab first or the W fucking spanked.
Do you know how that character works?
Yeah.
Good luck bro, you got this.
Yeah, he's not a bad guy.
I
Hate to see that
I'm gonna give you a lot of ganks. I gotta get oh my god, I gotta get red form so I gotta show you love
He's gonna walk up and I have to fight him I don't have E yet
E and 2. E and 1.
Okay, there's Flash.
I'm walking right back.
Yeah, happy night.
Back, get ready.
He's backing up big time.
Clear that, maybe back.
I'm I'm I'm leaving
Yeah, I mean listen we got his flash we got his flash wasn't for nothing
I'm gonna try and get this scuttle
Dude, party gone. Not good.
Why, that was a match range. That's so wack.
Ahhhh.
fuck
we can't do a ward now though
oh yeah
Oh yeah, let's go
Careful heckum could be there
Heckum will be there soon. He'll go go to that scuttle
You're a fight let's go boys right start fuck
An enemy has been saved. Why he actually
What happened?
Ekrom just got scuttled?
Our game play actually fucking did that.
Ekrom is right here right now.
We're chillin, I just gotta kill Bob.
I'm gonna make CS.
I'm gonna kill bot.
He stole my ult.
I have no toy, dude.
Drive, potentially.
He's your robot.
It's how he's gonna robot with my all, okay?
Can you have warden?
Yeah, that one.
Oh there he is.
An ally has been seen.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
E and 4. We're starting dragon.
Yeah, we can.
2, and...
2.
And we got it.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm good, he has dash, he's probably gonna get runnin'.
An ally has been seen.
I miss that all I was so close broke and really in the bush where he was
We could do it these guys the back
Wouldn't hate that
Hecarim ulted bro. Yo, I fucked it in mid. We can do some jay here. You can go for drag
you do whatever you want. I'm just saying.
Well bot lane just got murdered. We can't die while we go for drag. They're just doing
nothing, man. It's really doing nothing. I'm not doing drag. I'm gonna go farm. Fuckin'
fucking A bro
No, man, he's great man. I brought him to the top one beat you legitimately won't be
Oh, man.
Yeah.
I don't know.
If I lie because you've never known, doesn't mean we have to play and it's just impossible.
I need you to get off my dick just for a moment.
He's got that.
Look, look, look, look, look, look.
Oh, you're out.
Nice.
Not good.
Hey, I'm not, I'm not, I'm just getting red, I'm getting red.
I'm trying to kill Elise.
Got it.
Nice.
Flash for red?
Sure.
flash for red? sure. coming to you I think? coming to you. yeah he's coming to you. I'm
coming to you but I think we lose this. I don't have ult. no he's going to grab. yeah
Yeah, dude.
Alright, we give Grubb's eye back, I give Red, and then we go drag.
Okay.
I don't know what that character does.
What game?
Red.
No, that's our top lane as well
Dude his sustain is crazy huh? He just heals from that stupid. Oh, yeah, bro
Oh, wow, he's on drag like what?
all right wasn't our bot lane fucking destroying what happened she was two and
one now she's two and five I don't understand not too sure
we can be late yes my all
I don't know if I actually beat this top later though.
So our top lane is game's ass kicked, okay?
Our bot lane's getting destroyed.
And I'm like even in this.
Ekrem's on the safe top.
Can we crash here?
I'm so low.
I try.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't really...
Start keeping on it, not good.
Careful.
Stop limping.
Oh boy.
Maybe we go help bot?
Yeah.
Probably.
I can't really kill him dude, yeah, I gotta run by for him.
I gotta use the speedy alley a little bit of a biggie, I gotta use it.
We try to kill this jugger. I'm gonna show you. Yeah, I'm okay over on a bar. See it. We're taking tower right now
I mean I mean I guess
Yeah, that is his ult. If he takes someone else's ult, that's what he does.
I think he's coming up to you.
I'm trailing.
I'm here.
I'm here, I'm here.
Careful, I have no ult. I have no ult.
Leave bot lane, dude. I leave bot lane, dude. I suck him.
Fuck him.
I have a lot of gold, I'm gonna get straddling back.
He's up in a minute clear this and backing
Jack's one shot mid you can't back I don't think I need to help mid
Yeah, you don't have me I can't I'm three and three and I can kill Jack two one
Back up back up dollars dollars
Oh, we got one like it to
Hmm no, okay, yeah, what do you think?
Well I also got picked. I don't even know how I died. What killed me? Support for fucking
shit.
Hmm something so not this
Drag on drag they're on drag
They're gonna drag. Yeah, come
We just died Kate. She's too incest. She's feeding. Oh, she was having a crazy world. I have all
That's going down pretty quick. I'm gonna throw my out there if I if I get there
Well, he ulted inside of my ult, that's why he had so much health, maybe I think you're
right there sorry I went in with my view I have nothing to come on excuse up
we're fine you're so fine
I need sleeper man.
Not good here man, she is so broken, not broken but strong.
Not good here man, she is so broken, not broken but strong.
Big shut down.
Not terrible, we're not doing terrible, we're not doing terrible.
I think this is definitely needed.
Uh, yeah sorry about that bro.
Fuck!
Like I went in with Q and I had nothing like everything was on CD so I backed up waiting for CDs, and you just got new so apologies
We are very good though, we are so good. I'm very large. We're not we're not who's the problem
Everything. Oh, yeah true. Lady Carries fucking massive as well
My top lane's rolled, I thought.
I thought it was good.
I guess I'm gonna hit someone soon.
I guess I'm gonna hit someone soon.
Jesus, I missed every ult and skin.
Oh
Okay, gotta kill
That's a new I've been seeing that this game
the worst part about it is I ganked them and like got them back in the game it
just didn't matter they just go and die nine times
support's here
hey babe
uh
I have zero map presence as well
thank good
we need to try to kill this AD carry but I
I'm trying to dodge this
jeez
I'm looking for this adc.
I can flash cure.
Maybe we roam top, kill this guy first.
Back up in a minute, we have time.
We're on top.
I'm down, I'm down.
Not good, bro.
He's gonna be hard to kill, man.
He's huge.
We're good.
Not good bro, he's gonna be hard to kill man. He's huge.
Ah, we're good, we're good.
I cannot wait to win.
You're slow though.
You got ult on that?
Get that bitch.
Yeah, I'll kill it.
Nice. Probably shouldn't have flashed for the support.
They'll be a drag up in 15 seconds.
Go back.
Have to back, I think.
I don't have to back it.
Okay, coming.
Kate's top lane is going to kind of weird.
They're going to have to one.
Okay, I'm going to come up.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
One health on the 80 carry.
Oh, no.
Nice!
Wait, game point's there?
Yeah.
Careful.
I'm up at 30.
I can come straight back, but I don't know if it's gonna matter.
Why is our case splitting here?
Am I missing something?
I don't really know.
I'll have an answer for you.
But what I do have to say is, this is their lead on drag.
Yeah, but we have to give it up.
I don't like it too much.
Bro, your game plan is dead.
Huge kill from the support.
Absolutely massive.
We can get drag, I'm coming.
Is our support kind of nice? I feel like he is.
He's not terrible, you know.
Yeah
Problem is that I'm watching their support like clear wars and watching their AD carry being every fight we still have that
They're on it coming I'm over here
I miss
I want
I'm alive I'm alive
Hey, come here try to least the drag I'm finishing drive finishing drive
Good
Okay, okay, it's working out. She's night them
I remember big son
I
Can we use Luke? Yeah, I'm on it right now. This is a gigantic swing right now. Yeah, I know I
Didn't mean to take it. I'm sorry. I support took one you took the other who's gonna take the fucking frog ah
Who wants to throw we got frog legs on all three?
Dammit
Okay hold on though hold on. That was fine brother we are fine. That was a dragon, four
kills and a blue. If I have ult, AD carry dies. I just have to have ult. If I hit with
a stun she's also dead like I literally have to just fight like dog shit for her to live.
I'm coming.
Backing out, playing this first.
I'll be there.
I see us kind of fell off.
I'm looking. I'm gonna engage on this if I can.
I'm sure he's gonna hit me.
Double.
Dude, you're a tank.
We're doing that Baron. We're doing Baron. We're doing Baron.
That's heck of a support.
I got two wards. I'll put one here.
I'll put one here.
Kate's fucking not here, dude.
Where's more important than this? You can chase my son.
Honestly, I thought it's not being here is a good thing. It means it's completely free
Not good
Got it
Shut up, I mean I like an enemy has been slain
Our 80 carry when we're going for a Baron when we kill the support and their jungler goes bot
Okay
Just don't don't type there anymore
You're just gonna tell there fucking troll
I
Still kills and she has all right. Oh, I'm not I've been I'm not I've been I'm not I've been
Keep on doing we've been done. Yeah, she brought this shit back. Yeah
The mental the fucking piece of shit that she is
I
Really she's dead a second time he's in there. Oh, yeah. Oh my god
I got that scuttle
Love the flow I love the flow
Yeah, I'm looking here
I'm looking for this adc
We take this maybe
Yeah, you just set up a beautiful kill brother
Oh my god, oh my god, holy shit
I'm staying
I'm winning down here, brother
She's throwing. She's in one of them. I have no fucking lane.
Do you think she wants to live? I killed three. We have, or killed two. We're
going to have drag. I just don't have the clear for it. Sadly.
I got the jack since pushing on top lane cause we're all shit for the bush for so long.
I live, no I don't, she TP's on me, fucking feels bad.
Come on, Kate, please.
Vel'Koz, Vel'Koz, it was always Vel'Koz, brother.
It was always Vel'Koz.
It was always Vel'Koz.
Even the gangplank's getting mad at the gate.
Oh, everybody's mad.
Go spirit, go spirit, got it.
We're not doing terrible.
doing terrible at all bro we're not doing terrible we're so good I beat
everyone I just as long as I don't die to the entire team I'm to win every
fight look here maybe you there
I'm just gonna like pull I'm coming
It's actively still in my jungle right now, please hit coming. How's that not hit nice?
Any carries walking
I'm on my way
Top lane. I'm backing. RK is sitting in spawn. He's walking out. I'm coming back. I'm walking.
We fight this. I'll be there in a second. Careful.
What are you doing he's still bro, he's still ending he is still ending
Yeah, she's she's wrong. She bought she bought right
Yet another game
Type you can't type for her. She was doing this before I tied now. No, no, this is a whole nother level
This is a whole nother level. This is like she's actively just sprinting down the lane
Can't die I think she'd be doing this for a while
I go try and still Baron yeah, I mean that'd be a big play
Silas is playing for
I
Keep silence his ass
Oh, they're all fucking really they're all weak are they yeah very weak
Ain't going to
I'll clear whatever I get up.
I'll take the tower.
I'll clear whatever I get up.
I'm up in 20.
Velkoz is going back.
It's a huge way, but he should be able to clear pretty quick.
We
Have a close got it. Yeah, he can't just not suck for a second as possible
We drag up in a minute. This is our soul our soul in a minute
Oh my gosh, you did it. Hey, okay, 46 seconds on drag I had to fight for this
She actually fucking did it, wow.
No, I have 30 seconds on that.
I'm gonna clear wave real quick.
Be there in a moment.
I'm killing Jax right now.
Snacks dead.
Walking over to you.
I pressed my, I pressed.
I pressed my Saunders man.
I don't know why they're going.
Yep.
All good.
You got small pressure?
Oh, absolutely.
I killed top lane.
Oh, absolutely. I killed top lane.
I can't land at all. I can't hit that character without... I don't know what's going on.
I miss every all on her. She keeps like, sidesteps me. There's some weird move she has.
Back it up, Barry.
Dude, if I hit a single all of this game, I'd be 20 and 2.
I need to get my next item and I'm good to just go and fuck we have soul we need it
Let's say we need to end sooner rather than later now
What'd you say that's why they go off I tried to buy my three tears and a little thing on the side of my mouth
There you go, it was still three nice let me get this next item and then I'm fucking big chili
I got someone in my jungle right now.
We just need to make that can't happen.
Did you not do that?
I need this. I need this. I need this.
Take it.
Good. I got it now. Thank you.
Yeah, we got to play at the defenders.
I'm a problem
I'm coming back you gotta go for one little squishies
I mean there's just everywhere there's just everywhere case there at least
I
Cannot die first
Oh, dude, oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, I'm here
We end, we end, we end, chase him down, let's walk him, let's walk him down.
I'll pull out of here, go.
Fuck that character, holy shit.
Damn.
Don't die.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
up in 28 though. Hard to go in there with your man.
go to take it's last
go to the tower
we got Baron up in 40
he's gonna die for this
I got trapped
I missed my W
Always are shut besides the way that you're on
We got Baron 16 we should fight for that
We should fight for that shit Kate's actually 281 CS. She's some fucking problem
Yeah, it's just they're on her fucking
They're not on it. I think they're about to be and they just took that scuttle
Silas is top, you should take that for sure.
We're fine, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
That's good.
Let's walk up to the fish though.
Protect Kate, protect Kate, protect Kate, protect Kate.
She's engaged right now.
Nice.
Okay.
Pig's on.
Nice job.
We need a vision, dad.
And we start this.
That's a big pick?
Really?
Yeah.
We're about to board shit.
Fuck them.
I got it.
There's one right there.
Staying right at this.
Okay, come in.
I'm about to find Charlie.
I fucked up, it's on me. We end up, we end up.
We end for sure. I don't know, we can't pop.
Bro, we don't have a wave. We don't have a wave. Oh no.
Yeah, Jack's gonna try to end back it up back it up. I'll clear
Yeah, there he goes. Oh shit
I can't I can't I can't I'm the one who's clearing wave you juice him over
I lost Baron. I lost the game. I stole Baron. It saved the game. I don't know.
Dude, you didn't lose the game. You got to chill. You tilt too hard. They should.
It's the truth. If they don't have Baron, those minions don't clear the way. If the
minions don't clear the way, we win. We're not win, but we don't lose right there.
I could have just walked down a little further and I got stunned and been there to kill the
Jax. It's not just that. It's all good.
Yeah, I feel it. I feel it. I feel it.
are you just good luck in your term of tonight i'm a role
but it
yeah it's enough for you today
yeah i'm uh... yeah
yeah
we're fucking tilting too hard this shit right now
i can't deal with the till man we gotta we gotta stay
positive vibes man we can't type to the idiots
we gotta stay nice and happy
i hope you far tonight
destroy everybody come on i love you i love you
man later
Oh man, oh man, oh man, what a joke.
Fuckin' A, bro.
Dude, look at that shit, man.
My goodness gracious.
What's up, baby?
I love you.
You know what's happening?
I'll be back.
Cool, cool, cool.
I love you.
I'm sleeping on my blanket.
Yeah, I love you.
Pop it on caught at six. Yeah, probably times the 525. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And through this game
They gotta be the most infuriating game in the world, man. I understand why people get so addicted to it though
But my god, they're
These people they're not they're not real humans, man
They're not I refuse to believe that they are
truly are refused to believe that they are they're not real people
good luck tonight thank you man
so what was the what was the ad carry mad about was she mad that i went to her
lane killed two and and helped her get the tower what was she mad about I literally didn't
even talk shit I said please stay with your team if that's talking shit oh it's the most
retarded chat I've ever been a part of. How is police state with your team talking shit?
You ruin this game session tilting. Hey turbo I want you to know my balls would fit perfectly
in your mouth like truly I think that the spherical value of my nutsack in your mouth
would be like a perfect ball in a scoop.
Brother it's called playing video games.
You know how many times we've played Arc Raiders?
What the hell just happened?
My man went from set to Caitlyn.
Checking 30 to 630, cool.
Could be out of here by then.
The Kate is trolling because he didn't get last pick
Good this gracious man
And
Well, it is it is insane
It is very insane. I've never
I've never played a game quite like this one
Like don't get me wrong. You got the people screaming inwards and arc raiders
Which is is what it is, but like I've never seen more mentally unstable individuals than and legal legends
Yeah, people are just fucking psychotic, man
We've had what seven games today out of those seven games we've had somebody throw in one of those games five times
And it's fucking bonkers
Are we still going no I do hey my walk it down any of the rage bait and dumb fucks just get them out of here
I'm tired of reading them. I
I can't take it anymore.
I've been pretty even killed to this point with dealing with y'all, but now I'm at the
point of I just don't give a damn.
Get the fuck out of here.
Going in the mid lane, low cock sucker.
It doesn't look like the Kaelin's even...
Might be a good pick.
I don't know, what's a good counter for Teemo?
Part engage, so is Caitlyn like a troll pick right now?
I feel like that's an okay pick.
three, two, one.
I'm not playing against the graves you probably graves in clear faster
Oh there he is
with each step I take the wheel yeah I guess you're right I usually play against
I'm on buy so I think it's clear is a lot faster because vice clear is ass
Or at least early it is
Brother I just gave you motherfucker
Coming!
Double six, gotta be careful here.
I'll be back.
That's what I ought to do.
Those games that are like, I don't know what to play.
I just go Mordekaiser, Jungle, Flash, Old People, like crazy.
You guys need help too everybody needs help everybody needs help besides the fucking Caitlyn
I
Was going on right now
I'm level 6 bro, no world where he does this for free, right?
I go for a steal here.
walking it out
not good, I missed everyone
back it up Terry
and I know you're gonna be pissed at me about this one
oh we made it nice
many careful now I don't have anything quite yet make it big save run down with
giving that to the support. There we go, it's gonna help me. I'm just gonna start, you know
what I'm gonna start doing? Whenever I make bad plays, I'm gonna look for that one guy
and chat questioning it and I'm just gonna ban him. That's what point I'm at.
Okay, it's really true, yeah.
I can go for brev as well I've been asking for help and nothing brother oh my god I can't
bro I'm doing you mute how do I mute I have to I just gotta be about to get put on tilt
Careful big dog.
Our casted in is just absolutely bitch useless.
Was it mute?
Was it?
What do I type in?
Oops.
Alright, sweet.
Mow, mow, mow, mow, mow, mow.
Only I had ult there, I think we win that She's for sure fucking cooked as well I think
You just died up there.
Oh, he did.
Maybe a steal opportunity.
Maybe not.
Walk him over.
Walk him over.
Don't reset, please.
Don't reset please.
Fuckin beach.
Oh.
Yo Michael dude, lay there.
46 seconds, some might be able to clear, he's gonna go get scuttled though and the mid laner is sucking his dick so I can't really fuck with him
My mid laner is throwing wet paper towels at the enemy team
Their mid laner is like walking through the UK
In a dark alleyway just shanking motherfuckers
Why me?
Cause I'm not gonna listen.
Out of my entire team in every lane, I've been pinged by everyone 3 fucking times plus
and now people- oh my god I can't put that.
Now people are bitching about me not ganking their lanes.
I'm just not gonna listen to it.
Fuck em all.
Fuck em all!
Here I'll get this one.
I might be able to steal again maybe.
No, not even close, I don't even get there.
Top lane's dead again.
possible mid gank here
good
I'd love to fight this jungler right now, definitely bigger than he is.
of
Alright. Alright. Okay then. 0-4 in the top lane. Alright. Maybe I should have ran past.
I thought I was going to heal off that, but instead I swiped the motherfucker. What makes
me swipe instead of healing off something? Does anyone know? There we go. Attaboy Draven.
Keep going. Oh, we're farming instead. That's alright. Fuck it. Fuck it. Drag up in two minutes.
scuttle on this side, let's go get scuttle
second W is out of
a little terrified of the jungler here possibly a grave skill here not three in this lane
Shiza
What we doing right now, all right bot lane's okay mid lane will scale
Pop lane and booty cheeks
Is Kaelin the new Lux for us?
Do we need to start banning Kaelin so we don't get any more in our games?
There we go, atta boy looking!
I can't help with that.
I can go mid lane though.
He's out.
Got flash, worth.
2nd WM, good enough.
reward rift in the back of 2k gold I don't know why I smited him I think my
brain just kind of lagged out there for a second
I
Good up Terry
I'm support here useless top lanes back game
Hi
I don't know if anyone's actually like beating is this down by the right boots or died by
the wrong boots should I go Merc now since they don't have any CC or should I go play
Now always Merc okay in for overducky
Acid's getting big he's gonna be a problem though
I'd love to be able to see this drag
The one's on it.
Yo, it's not here, anyone actually kill me?
That's not yo.
Yeah, I'm just I got no help. I can't get out. I should have I wanted to all then hit that
explosive thing but I couldn't
mm mm mm mm mm
0 and 6 up
yeah dude, it's been brutal, holy shit
Thornmail is grief. Okay, so should we go dead vans?
Yeah
He's coming for it. I'd love to get some help here. I'd love to get some help here. No, he's not and we baited
We're going in with this.
Kills.
Casted in's online.
Casted in's online.
This is good.
This is very good
Is it very good triple kill for him is really really nice need help here though
He'll melt that motherfucking turret watch
Honestly not as bad as I thought I do kill him
Nice, Draven backed him off.
Our homie went a little crazy.
Little craicray.
Okay, though.
We do have Baron opportunity here.
I don't think we're having enough to Baron.
I think we lose that without casting him.
We pretty much just had mid lane, that's all we really have.
I
Oh
Everyone on the map this time
What the fuck do you think you're walking up to Teemo?
You bitch little pussy.
Get out of here.
Aw, there's fucking three of them here.
Of course there is.
the braum is global braum is absolutely global
he's gonna take my whole jungle
nice Caitlyn
Oh dude, Kastin's hitting like a truck.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my God.
He's hitting like a fucking truck, man.
I don't think Katelyn understands
that her E is not her only source of engaging.
I've seen her walk up to somebody, be too far,
press E and shoot herself away from them like, hi-times.
Oh no.
Oh no.
They backed off.
I'm saving.
Drag up at 16, what am I doing?
Their whole team is off the side switch.
I don't want to face check that again for the 10th time and die to be honest. There's the braum.
I need a ward there.
Almost.
You got dragged.
Worth.
Almost.
And, uh, there's, you know, why would my character walk towards the wall?
He wants to walk around the wall because I clicked on the micro fucking spot that was
past the actual wall itself.
The character instead of walking to the wall, which isn't a function that you can have in
League of Legends, it walks around the wall the long way.
Is there, so there isn't a way for me to just make it to where, wherever I click, that's
where I go.
not a thing also what do I build here like I wish it was like a straight line
setting wherever you click you're walking in a straight line there spirit
death
Go clear this, push this out, unfortunate, I'm looking.
I thought I can squeeze past that those terrible
I
Can't go when I incident
Nice right here, we'll get his ass.
Bag's hot up for a while, we can just shove lanes I guess, that's pretty much it.
I throw quadra from the mid lane, sure, sure!
Everyone's dead besides Braum.
Shove lanes, motherfuckers, shove lanes.
Gotta back it up, Taren, throw it in reverse, Taren.
Throw it in reverse, Taren.
steal this cam, go take scuttle, drag up in a minute and 20, remind the team, drag up
everybody, drag up in a minute and 20, lunchtime soon, oh this motherfucking mushroom, watch
their support potentially dying here. Possibly winnable! Great! Take a minute, Peter! Chad,
y'all think we're gonna carry in the tournament today or what? Be honest. I think we're gonna do great.
W support in the chat. Great job. Great work. No.
Oh
No, they're just all dead
They're all dead everybody's dead
Nice gassim
I don't know if I actually killed twitch
I'm just fucking zoned in on killing the twitch bro
I mean to be honest though, Devils advocate for myself on this team and then only like
literally being down at Twitch is who I killed.
I don't think we're getting dragged, so I'll take a shut down.
Yeah, I don't think we'll be able to contest it be another steal opportunity, which I die
the first I die anyway so whatever I think we just play around cast just play
around cast what's next item here Jack show for sure
25 streams notice me what I rain how you doing baby
guys we got it clear the fucking wave pushing towards our tower gentlemen
yeah stay good
the
first cast of the enemies in there
the bush stop again
Katelyn is dead as well, Nami's in backline throwing fucking balls.
GG's
8-Lin has finished the game 2 and 8
80 carry 3 and 8
I'm Bayley Draven, it's every game, it's every game man, it's every game, it's every game,
it's every fucking game, I'm losing my mind, I'm losing my motherfucking mind, I don't understand
why teams don't exist on this game, Pasadena's in there like swimwear yet again, good luck
cast it in
your best best to stay with him
back it up maybe
I'm doing everything I can for you big dog.
I have no few up, few up and two and they're ending.
Hey guys, hey, it's good to see everybody's here.
Draven you're doing a great job, they're ending the fucking game man.
Other, it's teams of actual fucking retards.
It's unbelievable how these people can even get a PC turned on.
I will never understand, truly.
I don't know how they started PC gaming, I don't know how they found their way here,
but God please get them off the fucking computer.
Holy, my goodness gracious, it's so bad.
is so fucking bad. Just the regular Call of Duty app, right,
dad? That's what we're playing. Just regular old caught. I'm
loading up.
Also on me, isn't it also on me? You know what else is also on
me, man? This fucking eight hour hammer that I'm smacking you
in the fucking head with. Fuck you. Yeah, bitch ass.
Man, I got to be on an hour beforehand.
Well, I guess I can't really.
Yeah, it might as well practice.
Okay, this is regular old call of duty.
Old call of booty.
Let's go get some practice, man.
Go get some practice and get some settings done.
Where's Nate shot at?
Nate shot and uh, where's my dope?
Alright.
That's Timmy Tenders, that's not Nade, fuck it, alright, let's get some settings figured
out.
We could have actually won, brother, I don't give, I, League's over for the day, we'll
bitch more tomorrow, we'll bitch more tomorrow about League.
I'm done bitching today, done bitching today.
Alrighty, um, that's good.
My game is literally like stuttering right now. I'm guessing it's probably not normal
An AT&T channel
Big dog big dog a
Hey, hey, hey.
In 2025, ATT 9-Larcup teammate Hutch.
We're fucking back, coach.
We are back.
I almost threw up when they showed us on the same team
again.
I'm like, there ain't no way he let that happen.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
It's called the duty black ops 7, right?
That's what we're playing?
No, 6.
Yeah, fuck you, bitch.
Puss it.
OK, hell.
Yeah, hell, hell, hell.
All right, all right.
We're in the fun zone.
Plus it listen, I have been we're not kidding. Well, I've been losing my mind all day
I've been yelling at league. It has been the worst experience of my life
I am more than happy to be on cod right now
You were wait you've been grinding league legends all day every day every day last like three days
And I'm not really man
Like we played a lot of games together and we've me and you we played a lot of games period of just streamers
League of Legends has to have the lowest IQ and the most concentration group of people
with severe problems that I have ever played in my entire life.
Hell yeah bro.
Honestly you would think those would be our favorite people but nah.
Bro, I mean me and them are one of the same, you know.
You understand all that, we have double lift on our team right, so you don't really need
to be doing all that.
Yeah, I enjoy it.
It's like, it's like I hit the crack rock and I keep going back, you know?
Okay, yeah, I do hear that's what they say about crack.
That's the word on the streets, huh?
Mm-hmm.
All right, wonderful.
So what rank are you in, Lee?
30 minutes, we're good.
Oh, dude, it's terrible, like fucking silver.
But the problem is, is like, I'm not good enough to solo carry every game.
So my teammates are so bad that if you're not good enough to do that, you're not you're not progressing
Right. That's it. That's it. She's just been in hell is what you're saying. Oh, dude. Yeah
Yeah, great. Well, welcome back to hell. I'm sure this is gonna go swimmingly
Go ahead and hook me up with some loadouts big dog
like we're gonna go we're gonna have to ask our chats for some loadouts oh it's
like that I ain't look it's CDL rules so there's there's there's like guardrails
here but I haven't played call duty in months and that's probably not what you
wanted here but the loadouts that's that's not even that's not an issue like
all the maps I know everything should be able to shoot straight fine maybe maybe
maybe. Maybe. Big if the fans are right now. Our pro team is there. He got to finish this
map and then Scraps going to call me back and he's going to he's going to give me the
classes. Okay. Hey, what's it like being an owner? You know what I mean? Be that a call
one of you guys be like, Hey, bitch, push it. Let me get a gun load out. You know. Yeah,
no, it's it's fun. It's fun when like they're winning, but they're not winning me. I mean,
they won an online tournament that was pretty cool anything else I don't know
no we honestly we might stand a better chance ourselves after today
how about us so I don't even know if we want to trust them with their not
they're just screaming right now they scream like every day it's okay they're
fine but the guy did pause like probably top three play in the game it's not the
best so I'm sure he's gonna give us a big shit okay is there any feeling I
You just rock for now why we play so I think it's yeah, it's gonna be them
It's either gonna be the m15 or it's gonna be for a submachine gun
What's what type of play style you think you look at what you want to?
Okay, all right, so you're gonna want to make a
NPC 25 class so explain to me what I do if it's locked
Okay, hold on it shouldn't be live so here. This is what I want you to do. I'm gonna do it with you
You're gonna click
All right, are you at the main menu or called to be right at the main menu? Yes, sir
Okay, and so you click on black ops 7 right? Yeah, and then you see multiplayer. Oh, yeah
Then you click find a match
Yeah, and then you click wait McGowan. Is this gonna be a private match or are we just gonna queue?
Because we're white listed and it's gonna be a public match
match. Hold on that cuz public match classes and private match classes are different so
I don't want to make you make it once and then have to make it again. Let me just see
if he knows. He's gonna find out. I would imagine it'll probably be private match but
let's just wait a sec. Well I'm trying to just get in there and practice a little bit
you know I haven't opened up this game. Yeah we could like I'll put us on a map if we could
shoot some bots it's gonna be a private match okay I should have you on my
friends list from last year right yeah sure all right let me see let me see if
you're on here are you huh hmm I don't see your name what's your name
mmm I don't see your name on mine I'm just I'm just nature let me see search
friends uh let's see if i can add you
uh add friends do you know your activision id
look at i was just looking at it it showed and then it
Belated coffee click like hey starting and dish for dm
Why so hard to take
I
All right, I think I just sent your friend who was got you
Okay, so now what I'm gonna do a little soupy soup and pull
Did you get that invite?
Yeah
Okay, so join that
All right, perfect. All right, now you're gonna go into weapons. Yeah, and
Click the first loadout and then can you go over to SMGs got it. I'm on it
Nothing should be locked. Do you see an MPC 2 4 5? I do MPC 2 5
not M MPC
second
MPC 2 5. Yeah, I added a number. Thanks a lot
He's one with it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's fucked up. It's fucked up. Kim's off. All right
I'm just gonna put some bots on here
And we're gonna shoot around try to create a bill for it. Just put anything on it. Oh
Yeah, I mean whatever it does it not have attachments on it already for you. No
It doesn't oh
Okay, here. Let's see. I bet I can wing it. Yeah, we're gonna go over to muzzle
Yeah, and put on the compensator. Yeah, they go to barrel and put on
The hydro barrel
Yeah, let's say
Yeah, who got who's got the CDL meta weapon and come on come on somebody got to have it put on um
um fuck man uh put on the
oh we gotta go back we gotta go back we gotta go back all right put on the
ash barrel the second the second thing go to 1445 ash barrel
got it
actually I go back in a barrel how about you pin me over and fuck me is that
enough yeah basically yeah yeah come on now it's your shots these class we're
gonna have it now I'm sorry no it's fine it's fine it's deserved take off the
muzzle put on the 13.1 razor back barrel got it and then you're gonna put on the
zero shift hand stop under underbarrel. Yeah. And then you're going to go into the rear grip
and put on the photo. Photonic adapt that trip. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Yeah, I could
read and then we only got two more almost there. And then put on the recoil sprint or
the recoil sync unit under fire mods.
Yeah, our mods.
Is the way in.
It's asking.
Should I equip gunfighter wild card?
Now, just there's something that you have on now
that you need to take off, take off the muzzle.
The hollow.
I got a hollow on that bitch taking it off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then go under stock and put on the K1 pedal stock.
I got something else.
What do I got here?
What about the, you might take it off the compensator?
Yeah, take off the compensator, take off the compensator.
So you should have on a barrel and underbarrel, a rear grip, a stock and the fire mods at the very end.
Yeah.
Alright, perfect.
We're gonna run that, and then I'm gonna start the game here in a second.
Alright, Cole, ready to rock, ready to roll. What kind of perks am I looking at here?
Oh shit, I forgot about those.
Ah.
Holy fuck.
Lightweight?
Who, fast? Like a ninja?
You know alright, so first perk is gonna be ninja. Oh, it's actually ninja. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, you nailed it
Work two is gonna be fast hands
Green one. Oh, I'll use some fast hands. Yeah, I would like to see that
by frankly actually
For three is gonna be dexterity
Yeah, and
A stun and a frag
Okay, and then for at the top right like there's a perk read like right next to your gun
Yeah, wow wild card. Yeah, I'm perk read
Got it
And put on lightweight as the perk the perk read
That's basically like me IRL lightweight fast mobile what about special and specific
Speciality
Well, are you asking me how special you are? How you got this special? Oh, it don't mean nothing
I'm ready to rock son. Perfect
Hold on one second, I'm gonna start it I
Got time for a tinkle, but a mainly take on not none of that crazy stuff. Yeah. Yeah, go go touch it a little bit
All right, two shakes or three am I good for three coach? I mean you really got a shake it
I want you to just do a nice little squeeze, just keggle.
Two squeezes.
Do I scratch my ass to make sure anything?
Do I scratch my ass or no?
I mean, how far are we going to go in?
Because then, listen, if we just go pee,
we don't have to wipe or wash your hands.
But if you go scratch your ass, if you get too deep to the core,
then you got to wash your hands.
So I don't know.
Yes, sir, coach.
Two squeezes, no ass scratch.
You're on back.
But if you smag, see, sometimes I scratch close on my ass.
And then I smell my fingers and I'm like, is that sweat or is that doo-doo?
Uh, but I normally wash my hands if I do that.
Well, sometimes.
All right.
And I wonder how did it start smelling when I'm so far away from what would make it smell?
That's what I always want to know.
Some may not know, quite frankly.
chat there's the private match radar always on shit still not work do I need to turn on
fast sweep instead of constant
directional there's no way that this is a real thing that this still doesn't work
erg that's insane if that's still the case quite frankly
actually I don't even want to know the answer to that, even though I just asked.
As though, I mean it's been like two, three years, yes, I am a little surprised.
Where's the atoms? Did I have a beard?
I'm back I got three drinks as well cuz I was a little parched little thirst holy shit
you are large what happened what type of drinks are they I'm at one shot one of these
drinks is sure you know and then I'm gonna what are you drinking one of them is a sparkling
ice, caffeine, zero sugar, colors, flavors, more natural resources, nutritional facts,
five calories, zero fat, zero sodium, zero total carbohydrates, and a lot of words I
can't pronounce, coach.
Number two, powerade, zero, mixed berry, zero calorie sugar.
Number three, ice, sparkling, raspberry lemonade.
What do you own a fucking gas station at that Thomas Oliver's no listen you've never seen a fridge quite like your boys
All right, that's like an episode of the Cribs. They say my wife understands that I need all
You shoot me again whenever I can't defend myself we're gonna have Smith shoes
That's gonna let you know that well there should be some box out here, but I don't see him chat
Why are there no bots don't worry? I'm about to give you the business, okay?
If I died, yeah, I'm gonna feel sick and it's honestly gonna check me into oblivion
And you probably shouldn't do it because then I'm gonna start shooting the bullshit
Don't you worry Papa's gonna take care of you. This is like the only game that I could really
Still just trying to
I have moved my sensitivity three times and it has it it hasn't done nothing it hasn't done nothing
Welcome to the show
Enjoy your stay at the call duty. It was under the controller option. That's on me
Okay, you mentioned your controllers. That's I actually spec that sorry about that coach on me. That's okay
I'm gonna I'm gonna end the game. I'll make sure we put some bots on today's success
We're actually losing one new ones the menu. I respect you
I
Have my head with my shoulder that was enough in the head shots nice shots
Amos is brother. It doesn't matter if we aim for the head. Are you on controller? You're on the roller right now
Yeah, of course. Oh my gosh, you dude. You're so long. You're so long. I
Actually don't even know at this point. Well, which one which one would have been a better. You're so long
Now chat explain to me how I change the map of the mode and I reset it to the same mode and same map that I had
What the fuck is going on? I called it. Oh my god
We've lost the plot you just listen while we're playing you just tell me like a hutch do this a hutch do that
You know and it's long
You know as long as this precise comes I'll get the job done coach
all all we're gonna do is
I don't know if you help, you know with the draft, but I do think we have one of the better teams. Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, this year's gonna be great.
So we're gonna be moving. Oh, yeah. I mean, the only, I mean, like scum, I don't know who's on his team, but I'm not handling that. So we just got to be better.
Oh, yeah, I mean the only I mean like scump. I don't know who's on his team, but I'm not handling that
So we just got to be better than everybody else. Don't worry, coach. I got scum
You're telling me how bad it's gonna be today, and I'm like, yeah, I mean you're probably right
all right you didn't have to do me like that also why did you hit the
Dougie as you were killing it it's daddy's uh it's the only place where I
have rhythm much I actually can't believe that was you I just brought me a
little joy from all those arc raiders that we ran into each other
I'm excited. You got enough beverages, you'll be fine.
Yo, what's that? You were, was that a bot?
Yeah, yeah, what's up? Good morning.
Oh, Hutchie's getting his rhythm himself right now.
Remember, I played COD since now, okay?
I just died in a bot. It's all over.
That's okay.
What are you waiting for? Get the move!
What are you waiting for?
Hey, don't just sell. Can't get on that roof. Learn.
You smart as fuck.
Yeah. It's not the first time I've heard that, actually.
You smart as man, I bet. I think I've ever met.
I just shot somebody and if you were to get shot by someone with what I just did, you think you just got shot by Helen Keller.
Well, you understand that all the people in this lobby are robots, right? Just bots, AI?
Coach, I think we got some people joining the lobby or something. It hasn't said that yet, but they gotta be imposters, you know?
You know I think well actually could you be right or?
No, I think our counter whitelist is no one can join
Maybe I don't know I don't know I don't know
I'm giving everybody. I'll be honest with you their algorithm or like whatever system they have to set up like usernames
It's kind of impressive because everybody in here really does look like real people
top doge like you tell me that's a bot no way they do capitalizations and
numbers and underscores and all types so how do I
I
Gotta do that somebody
Okay, that's that's a crocker shit. What am I using right now?
give me the basic rundown of the map no no you don't need it have you ever played black
ops 3 yeah yeah you can change your f o v
I'm gonna move my titties right now.
Yeah, just put start and then go to graphics on the settings page.
You see that?
Yeah.
And then go to view.
It's the third option, view.
And you can crank that bitch to 120.
Is that focus mode?
No, no, no, no, we're going to get to it.
All right, all right, listen to this screen.
Let me do it with a keyboard mouse and see what happens.
Which I can.
All right.
Do you see the settings page?
Yes, Chef.
All right, now go to graphics.
You see graphics?
Yes, Chef.
Now go to view.
Do you see that?
No, Chef.
Yes, Chef.
And now the first option, field of view.
Yeah, and then, no, hold on.
In the same panel, go to camera.
You see that?
No, Chef.
One moment.
All right, under view.
Yeah, turn off world motion blur and turn off weapon motion blur both up and then go to first person camera movement and change that to 50% already on.
And third person is 50% as well. Yeah.
All right, perfect. And then
Shit, I mean, let me take you to the quality page to just in case
you see quality oh yeah all right I'm gonna start at upscaling and sharpening
you see that I think I got all of what's his names from last time the video
DLSS off off off high ultra on high high on on high no all right go ahead sorry
chef doesn't know it's okay the broccoli my bad now you're fucking cracked I like
All right listen
You're gonna go you got to expand upscaling and sharpening all the way to top. Yep
And you're gonna put DLS at preset on balanced
What though fuck just happened where's that upscaling sharpening that's where we're under
Yeah, and there should it should be able to expand like you can expand. Yeah, I see yeah
All right now the preset should be unbalanced
You see that everyone's yelling show more. Oh, oh, okay. Yeah
Yeah, I turn on balanced. Yeah
The LS sharpness to a hundred. Yeah, then model should be a transformer
Yeah, and then we're done with that make sure you have frame generation off
Yep
Ray tracing reflections off
Yeah, but your VRAM scale target on 70. Yeah, and now I'm gonna start with details and textures
And I'm gonna go high low whatever the fuck it's supposed to be. All right. All right. Hi good low
Yeah off
Yeah, low. Oh, yeah, very low. Oh
new one
Mm-hmm
and then off off yeah low mm-hmm on the man texture streaming should be
unoptimized and it makes your hit show more oh yeah allocated texture cast size
should be a 32 oh yeah and then all these other settings are low low shadow
quality I'm starting there now you see that yeah very low off off off low all
right now we're under environment yeah yeah terrain quality yeah very low low
off welcome welcome so basically and chef correct me if I'm wrong
We're trying to make the game look as shitty as possible, but with that shittiness our skill will elevate to a level that no
One's ever heard of before is that right?
correct
Okay, is there anything else? Should I take my shirt off anything like that?
Did you scratch your ass while you were pissing? I did it no chef. All right. We might be fucked
Try do it now
Just make sure you click save on all that please dear god. Oh my god
There might be I mean you might actually have to do that. I don't know
We're good, we're good, we're good someone said three and I pressed it
Like I got something from a link. I didn't know but it worked out and I won money to a cruise or something
Hell yeah, nice little fishing team. Here we go
Now I'm gonna put us on a free-frawl again, and we're gonna shoot some bots. I have an important question
I really think that
No, I will not suck it. No, it's different. It's a serious question. Okay waves of zombies. They're all ten years old
It's like you broke in to go and get some food and it was like a school and there's just a bunch of ten-year-old zombies
They're coming ten at a time ten ten-year-olds coming ten at a time
You have a metal bat. How many do you think you could take out before you're overran tired and you die?
Are they are these ten-year-olds like normal straight ten-year-olds or are they like walking dead?
I know but like free for all solid and walking dead
Did you call these hypothetical kids slow? I respect that
Bro, I gotta be honest you like it's swinging a metal bed
Yeah, I'm probably taking on two hordes, and that's it bro. I'm probably
I mean, I'm not as big as you, bro. Yeah
I'm metal back like that's after
Yeah, I'm gonna stand like you're stressed about surviving it's running. It really depends on how long you can keep your tournament levels up every
What did you say what was your answer? I'm taking out four ways
I'm taking out four to I'm taking out for sure still stamina rockin the last two. I'm infected. I'm not making it out
I know I'm dead, you know I'm dead, but I'm taking out a couple of those lil' fuckers with me.
Okay, okay, I respect that.
There's no way that I can pull over with a strap though, right?
No, no straps, no straps, no.
Okay, but did I have a gun to begin with?
Yeah, at 1.9, you had a Glock, but that Glock, there's no more, you know, you lost it.
Okay, you left it in the raw rig.
Yeah, you left it in the raw rig.
Okay, okay, yeah, I think I'm coached after two waves.
They're on the screen, it's disrespectful.
Okay, okay, double lift, hard carry?
Once again, I'm about to fight a zombie.
Oh, thank god for you, brother.
Dude, my former CEO right here.
Absolutely.
I've seen my mess a few times on TV.
You mess with me?
Alright, double lift.
Let's be abundantly clear.
I have never, and I mean ever,
ever checked my messages on discord since the inception of discord yeah what do you have against
discord dude who hurt you i just broke away you got around just as long as me where this is when
did you ever have like the habit of checking discord dude literally since forever i'm terminally
online and mentally ill like hey double live what's up do you ever use space i want to jump off of
of a building.
Uh, in game.
I'm with you there.
I'll hold your hand.
We can jump off together.
In game.
And we can be like a team bonding thing.
I'm in.
And I use Skype.
Yeah, I use X-FIRE and my
Ventrilo Mumble, you know.
All the OGs.
Okay, alright.
So basically all I was trying to say with that is like, I just need to hear that, do-do-do-do.
Like Discord, I genuinely have some time
to learn how to use it.
Oh my God.
Hey, Jot!
Hey, you know what?
Easy!
Slow down!
Right now!
Also, we need to get to a flat-faster place.
Why are you so like, splitting?
Let's get some jumping jacks.
Okay, very good.
You know, I went to the bathroom and now he's out of breath.
Yeah, he's a badass.
Okay.
Yeah, he went to the fridge and now he's... he's winded.
Alright, Mike.
Hmm.
Yo, Chad.
I got your comedians in the chat here.
Listen, somebody link me to the AR class too, that whatever he's... somebody, please.
God.
I'll go to a private match real quick.
All right.
Are you at the main menu of Call of Duty?
Yes.
What is he saying on the screen?
No, I'm on backup seven multiplayer.
Top left.
All right.
Click multiplayer, and then at the bottom left, click find a match, and then all the way at
the bottom left it'll say private match.
And just click create private match.
find them at okay bottom left private match and then create private match we
all do that yeah if you want to make classes that are gonna save yes okay
gotcha I got you I'm feeling good I'm feeling dangerous I'm watching right now
they shot okay perfect now are you guys in the private match you see like a
start match at the top left I already started match over okay perfect well
we're gonna need you to end that or I end myself in game hold up okay
Perfect. I'm holding the latest
Can I go to the bathroom chair? Yeah, absolutely. All right. Thank you teacher. I'll be right back. No problem, buddy
You guys better remember this patience and kindness when we get the League of Legends
Well, I thought we were practicing weren't we or you know they're about the same level
You better put me on that dead damn bear that I know how to always and then I'm good. Oh wait
I didn't take that buddy.
No, no, no, no.
Pino, you got to hear this.
Last year, they put me in like, wasn't I going mid lane against Doublelift?
No, no.
You were.
I don't know.
But it wasn't good.
It wasn't good.
It was terrible.
There's no tax print in this game, right?
There is.
I don't know how to use it.
If you run tax print, I've been playing like a couple of hours a day, and I've
never run that brick oh oh no like oh yeah there's a tax-fed perk now no no you
can't even run that I don't think okay you're good you're perfectly fine
you trust me I've been back I've been I appreciate you man let's have a great
session have a great session just just slobber on it go ahead yeah holy shit
Do you want you cradle the balls as well?
You just say Lebron it
Lebron, Lebron it
Are you saying it's a warm-up time I can beat scum?
Yeah, all right. Let's get this fucking thing going. What's that? What's the thing? Hey Yvonne's here? Hey Yvonne
I'm here for the for the loadout run down. We already all streaming. Oh, yes. Yes. Yeah
Oh shit, sorry now sorry now. Yeah, sorry right now. Oh shit. Oh my bad. My B my B. You're good
Are we in do you have to be in custom it is because I don't have everything along. Yes. Yes, you do. Yeah
Yeah, you want you need help getting to the private match setting?
Okay, perfect
Are you on?
What's on your screen right now?
Multiplayer fine. Okay, find a match. Okay, perfect. You're already ahead of the game quick find a match
and then all the way at the bottom left it will say private match you're gonna
click create private match and then we're there perfect all right
everyone start into it I get one of you to go to the pick and ban channel so we
can do the picking bands that's all you Dave that's all you okay perfect perfect
Let me go over there
Again come down to picking bunch is it Jose is there any way we can get scum sorority
Oh, do me this do me this a need give me math say you want to play and I'll make sure we get it now here
How about this how about this?
Chat I need you to go and copy and paste dashes a our class to hush his chat
So you can read it off to everybody and copy and paste shots ease and PC class and sub
Are you second in command? You are second in command. You've been usurped. Yeah, we already it's a cool
You're you're you're behind. I'll be back much second in command everybody
Welcome in. I am now the leader of this thing. Let's go ahead and open up the weapons gentlemen and ladies. Do you guys see weapons?
That's your boss. Yeah, bro. Sorry about that. So good. Yeah, I'm a loadouts. Yep. Click loadout. Yeah
All right, we're gonna click on the gun first guns click on that John
All right, we are going to be building together
This m15 find the m15
Wait, really? That's hard. That's the default ar that's what I'm being told shatsies m15 build
Gotcha, okay. All right m15
Can click on it good you're gonna hit
Gun Smith.
Aww.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay, wait, you lost me. Where is Gun Smith? I'm glad.
Whenever you, you, once you click the gun, if it shows you custom loadout 2, just hit R on the gun. It'll open up the Gun Smith.
R on the gun.
Not yet.
Okay.
Alrighty, so the M-15 is E-Lo site.
Hit optics, go to E-Lo.
I don't know where that is.
Uh, medium range.
He loads the very top.
It's the first one.
Okay.
Alright.
Perfect.
Oh, it's being hovered.
It's being hovered when you look at it.
Alright, next one.
Under muzzle we're doing the 13.1 Razorback.
Nope, that's not under muzzle.
Sorry, barrel.
Barrel.
Barrel.
13.1.
What?
I don't have that.
That's not for me either.
MP.
Oh, that's the wrong one.
Sorry.
Fusion.
We're going to go ahead.
Fusion, we're going to go with the Fusion Barrel.
Fusion Barrel, 16.5.
Sorry, I'm new to being stuck in a command.
Oh yeah.
We're going all the way to the stock
and we're doing the Wanderstock.
Got it, Wanderstock?
Wanderstock.
And then after that, we're going with the
the recoil springs under fire mods.
Buffer spring.
Okay.
Okay, and from this, it's looking good.
It's looking good there.
So no magazine, right?
Just double checking?
I think you can add one more of whatever you want.
It doesn't say anything for underbarrel.
I would add an underbarrel.
Probably the Enhanced 32 handstop.
I just throw that on there.
But it doesn't have it.
Whatever you wanna add, just add it
because nothing else shows it.
Fusion barrel, what is that?
No, peregrine, what is the peregrine?
Is that a stock or a...
I don't see that one.
My chest saying Paragrind grip, but I don't know where that is.
Is it rear grip?
It's rear grip.
Oh, it's a rear grip?
So it's ADS speed.
Yeah, so my chest is Paragrind.
There it is.
That's the one we're missing.
Paragrind and a rear grip.
Okay.
Alrighty.
I'm going to give you guys another one.
Now you're going to hit...
Go back to where it says loadouts and you see you're going to hit three or two, whichever
one is open.
Okay, all right the next one we're gonna build is an MPC
Which I believe is under SMGs. Yes, it's the MPC 25
Very bottom
Go ready
Yes, it's an SMG
Vani peanut you guys good
No, no, no, it's SMG under SMG very last one
Okay
Okay
Barrel 13.1 razor back
Are you guys my under barrel? It's gonna be the zero shift
I'd rate rear grip is the photonic
Whatever the hell got it
stock K1 pedal
Got it fire modes or fire mods the recoil again a little spread. Okay, I feel like
Right, but I feel like we might also want to make its identical one with the extended mag because wrong dudes
We're gonna with shots, you know, yeah, whatever whatever you want to do
Whatever you want to do. These are just what I'm being told is the meta stuff
I'm gonna refresh the chat see if they post anything else. Oh, we need to do perks on those classes
Yeah, go to those classes.
What are your first one that you made?
Let me know when you're ready.
Wait, sorry.
Uh, classes.
Yep.
So where shows the gun, the gun you just made?
Yeah.
So you're going to want to go, uh, next to your gun, you see
something called wild card.
You're going to want to pick.
Breed.
Oh, I see.
Mm hmm.
Under first part, we're going to take ninja.
Perk two asked hands
Perk three dexterity
Perk four lightweight now these aren't the metal ones these are the ones nature gave me so these could change
You're just gonna have them as the ones he gave me for now
And just put that on all of the classes that we just made
Without like tactical and lethal like your name stuns stuns and grenades
Okay, so, um, and just frags.
Sorry, did you see the perks one more time?
Absolutely, again, it's going to be number one is Ninja, number two is Fast Hands,
three is Dexterity, four is Lightweight.
Got it, thank you.
Oh, we're in there.
All right, so we just copy these perks with perk read on everything my chat says field upgrade trophy system is good
Negating nades, but I don't know. I wish I listened a nade shot agreed agreed
What about for pistols any recommendations on that one I haven't been taught anything with pistols
This is like executive surveillance chance to kill someone with your pistol, but it's like probably pretty useful to just have a good one
At some point in my matter. Yeah, exactly. I mean, I played a decent amount. I would say like
I mean, I'm not very good. So it's pretty easy to run out of ammo, especially if like two people
eat you at once. I literally had to scroll up to read that. Oh my gosh, we're gonna see it again.
I have a turn to him. I have a turn. Welcome back. Thank you, good turn. Also, Mr. Hutz,
would you mind if I copy your image you use on your cool X-Post and use it on mine? Go
ahead, sir. Go ahead. I can also finch you a different one if you wanted it. No, I like
How I miss when I look like something close you in the end. Yeah. Yeah. Very nice. Did you whip this up?
Besides, did you whip this up like I did? Yeah. Fire him. Fire him at once.
Hehehehehe!
Mm-mm.
Done? Oh, shit.
Trophy?
I wanna make an identical loadout for each of these that has extended Ag just in case.
We will need that.
I
Peanut you want me to tell you the perks that we're all running
Yeah, hold on wait you don't have to put hashtag add you to pretty post right cuz
This is not required I
Got no idea
I'm pretty sure right appreciate you don't have to put a second out if it's not required
Um, somebody back me up with this. Double lift? Yeah, what's up? You don't have to put
hashtag ad in your Twitter post because they don't require that we make a Twitter post,
right? Yeah, no, you don't. I don't think so. It's
not a deliverable. Oh shit. Deliverable. Big word. Big word, big word, big word, big
word for smart man yeah fuck man I'm actually so cooked in this it's it's
fucking doomed team last year this guy's
one killable
nah, I said it's not
nah, nah, I warmed up and changed my sensitivity for 30 seconds about half an hour ago
we're good, I'll kill him
we have a slight chance, we have a slight chance if his teammates kill him
hahahaha, that's the way they're saying
is there friendly fire? mmhmm, there's friendly fire
who's on his team? oh shit
hahahaha, I'm not
they're leaving, Leslie
oh, there's a decent chance then
we have a chance
there's a chance guys
You're saying there's a chance.
We just, we play to survive.
Yeah.
I mean, told that Lily or Leslie already killed Lily once when they were
fricking. I'd love to hear this. I love to hear this.
That's good news. That's good news. That's good news.
Keep it up Leslie. Keep it up.
I
You know if you kill me I'm gonna freak out. I will most likely kill you. I will most likely kill you
I don't do it. I will most likely kill you sir. I'll do it. Don't do it. Just don't just make a choice
Not to we considered that was I don't want to I'm just letting you know I'm preparing you that most likely will happen
Okay
Now now what we're gonna do is we have about 12 minutes till the tournament starts
I mean, we're gonna go in to a quick prime match between 1v1 you and me
Okay
Okay, I don't think we have each other added. Let me see you my ad
Yeah, we how do I how do I add you?
Yeah, I'm sitting at you. I got you. I see you invite
Hey, why did this invite 20 players by default? Hold on one second. I have to upset 20 fucking players
We're gonna bite me through
Through the game. It's like a checkmark thing. I
This is ridiculous. What the hell is going on?
There we go now now that I've unselected 20 fucking people. I said I selected you there you go
You see it. I I accepted your friend of course
That was your friend of course. Yes
Okay, well now, how do I how do I get you? I don't get you here now. Oh, there we go. Okay guys. Here we go
yet
Seen and joined joined. Okay. I'm gonna one be one real quick you and me here. We go. I apologize for beating your ass in
advance
All right, buddy
I'm just my sensitivity. It's fucking done for you. You're done. You're done for you're done for your done for
I've just my sensitivity to maximum efficiency
Sorry for what I'm about to do to you P
Okay, okay
Okay, we got about we buy some people about about ten minutes here. Let's see what you got. She was going on, huh?
All right, hold me hold up. I got I got to see my loadout. No time. No time
Are you sure these are my loadouts? That's what I was told
Okay, okay. Are you ready? It pause yet?
You shot me before I shot back!
Sorry!
Yo, that was actually nasty, huh?
Yeah, I wanted to use the FB7 thingy, but I couldn't.
It wouldn't be switched back. I switched like four times.
I think you have to switch off the back, baby. I'm in the middle.
I'm just gonna keep running to the middle.
That's okay, alright?
I'm gonna figure out how to get to the middle, but you worry about it?
You just need one quick second.
Oh
Too easy
We should give you guys settings to the game that I don't have perks I don't have perks yet that nature gave me
Looking good
Hey, what's that we need like turning everything on low and I guys I'm back and
and
Hey guys. Yeah, we won
Yeah, we won a game
Oh, they both punched!
Alright, did you guys get classes?
Yeah, I gave them guns, but what Chad gave me, so good luck
Are you running? What level have you guys run?
Max
Max? 120 user?
That's what I'm running
If you're trying to see things as well as you can or as best as you can I would recommend 103, but
keyboard mouse players do like to play like on 120, but that's for like wars are more specifically
Targets will be bigger if you're on like 103
Or targets will be bigger. Yeah, it's just like like yeah, like when you run into somebody
I mean, I'm I wasn't trying to explain FOV, but in this game like
There isn't a competitive player that plays past 1-0-3.
You suck up on me, you stinky snake.
Alright, alright, don't play it around, let's get serious, okay?
Where you at, bitch?
I'm looking through one of the windows in the middle, where you at, pussy?
Oh, what the hell is that? What's going on?
Team Skate, cheater.
Where are you, bro?
You're doing great right at my butt hole, what are you talking about where am I at?
Got out of there quick.
Come out of here man, where are you?
I'm looking for ya.
Oh yeah, that's right. You run, bitch. You run.
You ain't got nothing. You ain't got nothing.
You ain't got nothing. You ain't got nothing, buddy.
Oh what? Okay!
Alright, you being sneaky, you being facetious, you being malicious.
I'm gonna hit you with my melee.
I
That's right, pussy. That's right, bitch. You can turn on screen shake. Yeah, you can turn off that motion blur
Yeah, I do scream. I'm not seeing screen shaker by my settings. I'm not too sure
hmm lets go camera movement
go shot
first person camera movement oh yeah at least
oh yeah oh yeah now I'm cooking now I'm cooking now I'm cooking
I'm with you boss where you at? I'm near you I'm in the same building as you
yeah right here where?
I
Need those perks are you always you get nitty kills is I got you got those perks
You're demo. I'm hearing you step around. You ain't hearing me
I knew said yeah, the ninja purchase. Hey guys. I'm hearing that you guys might you know my needs and graphics setting
Yeah, they do we want any graphics. I'm getting perfect. Yeah, I'm gonna get how much
I mean telemetry. I mean I mean it feels smooth as fucking butter. It feels great that I won't help
I mean what is it like off this base, I don't know all your minions are coming over here
They tell me that you need help at least
As soon as you join the call the first thing I saw all peanuts live see a name
That but that was a real message is the truth. I'm sorry
I
Came in here yelling at me like oh you're terrible at your job, and you should feel bad about yourself. Oh my goodness
Can we just turn off your motion blur real quick just in case it's a
Okay, perfect. Yeah
My minions they they are determined but not always
I got you. I got you. I got you. Who's winning? Am I winning? No, no, I'm not winning. I'm not losing to some fat bitch.
Who you at?
Okay, oh, you're sliding. Oh, real original. Real original. Who, real original. Fine, you want a slide? You want a slide bitch? I'll slide. I'll slide.
I got no problem sign. I got no problem sign. I'm mr. Slime. I'm mr. Slime
They call me you can sneak around. Yeah, they call me mr. Slime
Where I be slide
To be hell having no footsteps. Everybody's just running around each other. Yeah
What are you saying?
What are you saying I can't hear you all right obviously my sensitivity is off obviously okay a
Blind man can see that a blind man can see that all right. Let me get my sensitivity up
Obviously, that's what's going on here obviously
Okay, okay. I was in my settings. I was in my settings you cheated you cheated time out
Hey guys Nate shot here again
Just just give you guys a nice little heads up that they have a lobby code available now whenever you're ready
You're not doing drugs tonight, you know
Yvonne and
AR-1, just in case this one doesn't feel good.
Also, we need to hide screen to join this, correct?
No, no, all the accounts are wireless, and so if you show the lobby code, you're fine.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, don't listen to your chats.
How do I join it?
Guys, guys, first let me get the perks real quick.
Just hide.
You have those?
I'm right here, I can do it real quick.
It's gonna be Ninja.
Okay.
Oh, no, where's my
Ninja lightweight
fast hands
And what's the last one Nate? I can't get back to the lobby. I don't know how to get back to the private mode
Oh, well the last one you need to put on perk greed on the wild card atop right
Okay, I was even ninja advanced as the last one does not have lightweight
Yeah, go to the top right and there's a something called wild card. You want to turn on something called perk greed
the last one. Actually, where do you join?
So you go back to the main menu where you created the private match originally, so you go to find a match, you go to multiplayer, find a match, all the way to the bottom left,
you'll say private match, and then instead of creating a lobby, you click join, and then you type in that code that they have in the TeamBurntPina channel.
Okay, gotcha.
And if anybody needs help, just let me know
All right, it seems like a pretty good time to see the dog out
Perfect time
I just has a dog
Wait, wait, I've got to listen to everything you said
It's a fine side. I just didn't want to ask again. Oh, no, no, no, no, no worries. So how to get into the lobby?
yes one hundred percent
yes one hundred percent
how do i do how do i i put this code in
alright you go to the private uh you go to multiplayer and then find it click
find a match okay and then at the bottom left it'll say private match guide and
then you click join private join that you then you type that code in okay the
code is in. I leaked the code to everyone. No worries. Yep.
I'm on the wrong team. I'm on the wrong. I want to go to the
right team. All right. So there should be, for me, on
controller, it's something different. But like, if you
look at the top right, when you're like hovered over your
name, there should be a button that says change team.
I'm trying to go up. I'm going to team two. We're trying to go. We're trying to go. We
need to go the other one. And if you hover over your name, there should be a button that
says change team. I think it might be R for keyboard mouse. Yeah. Okay. Perfect. Are she
blows. Alright matey, all different types of puns of some sort.
Oh guys, I'm just letting you know, I've locked in, I've been locked for 12 dollars, so excuse
the private puns or the pirate puns or whatever the hell is going on in the private puns.
I am putting myself in vocal time out until this game starts unless I'm called upon, thank
you.
One with the crew.
I'd do for my lethal
Do you want a grenade that explodes after three seconds you want a grenade that explodes on impact on impact you?
Want to run a syntax? I mean I?
Kind of fucked that up a syntax you throw it it sticks to something that blows up a friend
What about you can't use the MP grenade now use a stun grenade
Okay, and then and then field update put a trophy system on
Oh, yeah, I just okay. Everybody knows what know what the trophy does. Yeah, get it for women
Yeah
All video on Twitter of an alligator finding another out of alligator
I can't skip so I want you to tell you peanuts and turn off your menu music if it's too loud
Sure, I'm gonna turn my menu. I'm
No, you know what? Tripling. Where's my menu music at? Where's that?
Great question.
I'm tripling my menu music right now.
Is this game got prox chat?
Uh, I think actually if you have voice chat on at all times, like if you die, they will hear you for a split second.
But that might be a setting that is often private matter.
kill somebody get fuck pussy.
Okay, you cannot turn the
you can turn the music up.
You can only turn down.
Okay, guys, wait, guys, listen, I'm not gonna lie to you.
Okay.
What, what are the real chances that we win this match right
here, right now?
this one I think it's pretty high yeah this one we're good against scump a
brother it's like fighting Thanos with all five James and his gauntlet it's
gonna be lost he was scum lost by the way but secondly really really quickly
though I have a question number one what game mode do we play it we're playing a
hard point overload and search destroy overload and destroy can you explain
to be overload. Yeah, so essentially how overload works.
There's a ball in the middle, and it's kind of like a game of
American football. You got to grab the ball and run into the
end zone. And that will score a point. Okay, we grab the ball.
Where's the end zone back at our base or their base? Their base.
Got it. Secondly, secondly, let's just say, because I know a lot
of us here are, you know, we don't we have a play con recently,
we don't know what rule, you know, really up against per se.
Yep, if we're owning if we're killing fine. Let's just say someone here. Don't be of course finds himself in a position where they're just getting
Shit odd. They are making almost no difference
What can someone do in each of those three game modes that isn't doing great?
What can they do to make a difference? Great question. Great question. Mm-hmm. I
Think what you do is you just sit in a corner until you get one kill
So you can see the ball go through the net momentum swings in your direction and then you just start spreading like a psychopath and we're locked in
Okay, okay
Okay, and then hard point. I'm just gonna throw my body at it. Yeah, so
Listen, I'll give a quick rundown for a hard point
when I say rotate there's 60 seconds on every hill and
Your success and hard point is dependent on what side of the map you control when the next hard point is
is about to open up and a lot of the times
hard points will like swap to the other side of the map so if there's 20 seconds
left
and they have control the hill a lot of the times it's better to cut your losses
and run to the other side of the map so we have control
for the next 60 seconds if that makes sense
if that listen at the other day
we're gonna have fun and I don't think it's gonna be as hard you think just shoot
I'm not gonna be making a single joke not even a single fat riff on a higher
Not really. I mean, I'm not like if we're like winning or losing by a ton
I might start ripping fat jokes, but until one of those two things happen. I'm not even looking at my chat
Only three only three. I'm focused. I'm focused up three fat. I'm focused up
No, no, no, no zero fat jokes until we either winning by a lot or losing by a lot
And then I ramp the fat jokes up to infinity. Oh, okay
Nade shot that last that last line that you just pulled bro
Like at the end of the day, we'll have fun winter loose that that was a loser mentality, bro
Hey, man, I don't actually mean that I like you. Oh, okay. Thank God
Yeah, dude, I'm trying to do it to a streamer group Poggers thing double lift. Oh, I see I see it was ironic
Yeah, I mean, you know me. What the hell am I gonna do with that? What do you want me to do?
Dude, I don't know
How good are you compared to adapt?
That's not a bad player, but
I'm gonna trick shot for sure. Oh
Listen listen, I mean I
Mean he ain't
You know he ain't what a lot
I got my boys he he could do trick shots. He can't play the game
He ain't no master like that. That's my dad will probably be the hardest shell on the map
But that's about it. Yeah. Yeah. No, I mean I've seen some crazy jobs in apex
You're some gamers
Yeah, so the last thing I'll say is that once we get like
60 seconds into the game at that point your field upgrade will pop and you'll have a trophy system
So if you find yourself on the hill at any point
Just there's a button that you hit it throws down the trophy system and it'll block stunts and nades
I'll be throwing down trophies as much as I can so you guys probably won't have to worry about just worry about
shooting and going forward, but I just wanted to say that I allowed once yeah
well it made last time we played hard point with scump he never wanted to be
the guy on the point because obviously he would be wasted so you obviously want
we want the same thing right like when that's why I asked each of that question
of people who are not doing as good what do they do during the three gameboats
you're saying dude you're that we just being hunched though our bodies on the
B that I'm gonna be on the point I will be close by to offer my assistance
Okay, okay, you take those you stay close
You do want to say it you want to say it?
Wait does the point get kept faster if there's more than one now
No, no, no, it's it's now you don't have to capture the point
It's got to be on every every second that you stand within the zone you get a point for your team. So there's no yeah. Yeah, sorry
That's what I mean like yeah, well, you know
Okay, I really but yes
Yeah, you guys run it the hell we'll do what scum said last year
You're our new captain now perfect
I'm still
About what?
Have you played league before I?
Watched you play league a lot. I really enjoyed it
Okay, okay word on the street is that you go Timo mid?
Ah a Timo mid is probably the greatest call for
Our city is I'm not playing mid for us right?
No, you are you are well, it's you and peanut. So I'm all right. Well, I want to play zigz then oh
or a really or a really in soul not that we're really in soul is not bad
I should I think you could play something with a stun it's like pretty useful to
have I could do a little poking about mouth I okay but hard CC is like the
king but I mean we'll talk about it next week but I don't listen to me
double if you literally drop like 40,000 kills when we played against you if it
matters what I play at all I'm going to be disappointed.
Okay, okay, oh Jesus, I'm just saying, there's 100k of her first place, right?
Yeah, no, no, hold on.
Did you see the Kingsman drama, bro?
You're going to be the CC right now.
Double if, what's that, what's that, what's that character?
As soon as that you got past like 20 minutes of game,
aphelios or something that all.
Ludwig, Ludwig, Scum, Squeaks, Lily Peacher, Fusely,
Going up against Team Tyler1, which is Summit 1G, Emily Wang, Dizzy Kitten, Jinji, and Tyler1.
It's a little bit different than what you're used to with the Call of Duty League, huh?
Just a little. Just a little, Chance.
Hey, the Call of Duty League, everybody shoots back.
Ha ha ha ha! We're gonna see it happening.
It was gonna be different today, but we've got a very broad mix.
Again, one of the strengths of the ATT and I in the League Cup,
people from different games, they may have never played Call of Duty in their lives,
which I know is statistically very unlikely,
But at this point in time anything is possible. This is gonna be very interesting from top to bottom. Yeah
And now remember for all you guys out there
Everyone is alive who's competing in this event. So if you want to watch the other match up
Feel free to hop over to hide just betee
To see all the action
There's gonna be a lot about this one and a lot of awesome gameplay. I mean to kick off this year
We're already into the action
Here we go. We've got some interesting names here
So we'll have to catch up on some of them aircoots is
Do we wait for them I forget how this goes
ATT on twitch ATT
Amazing.
They're dancing.
Oh, they got the actual cauldron of the Jastor doing this. Let's go.
Yeah. Whose comfy beats.
I don't know. Oh, got it.
I
Wait, they're starting our match in the next minute or so just a heads up they said
Yeah
They're flaming me like the chat of the
I'm not gonna let you down. It's my team makes fault not mine. You gotta believe
Okay, I'm also streaming League every day this week getting ready. Trust me. I will get better
I'm in
The only world champion Hutchison is eating dinner. Let's go ahead and
Yeah, all right, so go to the weapons tab
And instead of low dots right in the middle, there'd be score streaks
And you want to turn on the RC car
That's allowed
It's allowed in search. I don't know if it's a lot in hard points. I don't think you can use it in hard points
They're not setting ourselves up.
Well, tell me that.
I'm going to use it.
This car is fucking broken.
We're starting.
Oh, fuck, we're starting here.
And the call duty.
Uh-oh.
We care about it.
Don't worry about the score streaks.
Well, we're starting game.
We can't use it or not.
But you don't get it.
We got the huge game.
Get it locked.
Get it locked.
Oh my god.
Don't use it in the game.
Don't use it in this game.
Oh, but in search, you can.
OK, guys.
OK.
Gotcha.
All right, the hard point is literally straight ahead of us
right in the middle of the map.
And for the next hard point, 60 seconds from now,
on the opposite side so basically where they're spawned in the back right, we'll start there,
but don't over stress about it. When you come out the middle of the map there's
going to be a window to the left, there's going to be some people there, and then there's just
going to be two poles in the middle, you're going to see these people there, just get on the hill,
we'll figure it out.
one sitting the back left spawn oh I actually have like a timer okay good to
know
I'm gonna use that outside you're doing great
I got one just try to get to the middle of the hill if you guys can
I'm watching you guys right side just worry about what's in front of you
I should just go up here to the left
Alright so we got a new hard point already up on the back right we're all
spawn in here so we can go all go together there's much there's much
there's a lot of nades, sounds like bitches
we got it, we got it, we're laid down in the back
whoops one
pick up the middle of the map you guys don't even gotta worry about it
oh
oh
got one in the middle of the map, got one
are they coming from the other side?
if they push in the middle of the map right now they're gonna be in the middle cut to your right, huh?
and then people are gonna spawn to your left as well
I'm trying to pick up your left
one left then
oh, bitch
I
All right, we're doing all right. Well, it's not a lot in this game mode
They're actually using band scorestreaks, so I don't know what that means
And I that means we use Vanswers. Well, I don't think we have UAVs or counter UAVs on there
Actually, not supposed to be doing that because they can see we're right on the map. We don't have any way to back that
Next our points up
I'm coming.
One down, one down.
We're good, we're good.
It might be smart in the back right next to you guys, let's see.
It might be smart in the back right next to you guys, let's see.
It might be smart in the back right next to you guys, let's see.
Right behind you guys, everybody turn around to where you just came from.
Oh, what the fuck.
Yeah, he's on the point.
He's laying down on site, laying down on the site.
Okay. Hardpoint contested. Oops, there's family fire. Nice. Yeah.
I'm down from the side. I've captured the hardpoint.
I've got 13 seconds left. It's going to come back.
hard point
here
is there only four hard points in this chat?
we're making a big comeback
where are we locking in?
oh shit behind me
Did you get that knife?
Doing great, everybody just hold exactly where you're at.
I died to the right, I'll go right back there.
Katarina, yep. Katarina's straight across from you guys.
I'm low Able, I don't get more Able.
I'm just coming around behind us to your guys right, turn around and look right.
Got it, looking.
Contesting hard point.
and where you guys are at on the back left that's where the hills going
That's me, that's me.
That was a whole time.
That's good though, we got good time, we're only on about 30, we got plenty of time.
Now you guys remember the middle of the map where we were, where you went last time?
That's where the hill is going, to our right side.
I'm going to start going there now.
Damn, have no idea.
Let me see if we can keep a distance or no.
They're just they're laying in corners that that one's lost we should all go to that next time everybody come to me if you can
Okay, good on what side all right?
I'm not sure what side you're gonna. Let's see hard point lock down. Oh
One push me one push me watch out. That's the main personnel have captured the hard point
What is this fucking
Oh
All streets that can be selected
oh my goodness that's a good front it's not good for us but we'll make it up in the next map
we go next yeah no we are next oh yes yes and we've only been back there's not that many
I
Think you even use your RC
Hostiles have the hard point
Pressing their advantage take control of this. Yeah, lucky. We got lucky right now
You detected
Skewer release detected
And let me see you a V established overhead
He could be on point this way one left. I could be on point. Yes, I'm gonna be spawned in the back there next to you guys
They're everywhere off this point, bro. I'll tell skewer inbound
I
Hardpoint contested we control the heart point
Actual next one
I've captured the heart point you come back when come back when come back look at
I didn't know that you could use all of our scorestreaks so I mean I guess I'll take the
out for that, but...
From what they said, in the CDL rules and in the CDL, you can only use like three different
torches.
I genuinely had no idea, so I'm sorry if that's the case.
Oh, shit.
It's all good.
That's okay, that's okay.
How many more rounds do we have?
So we have search and destroy next, I think, or overload, and we got plenty of time.
We'll be okay.
Yeah, that's easy.
That's easy talk and let's double check. Can you double check the the locks on the on the score streaks? Yeah
Yeah, so basically now from everything I learned anything that you guys see on the score streaks you can use so you get to pick three of them
What I would recommend is that everybody just does like the first
You do a UAV
I
Watcha
Is all you got to do is get four points to get that for the ad for going to search and show we should use an RC car because that's like
two three four kills and then
Maybe that skewer skewer be nice I
Can use R3 it says I have to swap UAV or RC you might have another one check then you're right
I did have a not a good first game from your boy. What a good first game. No matter
Not a good first game from your boy over Clarks are it basically makes it more powerful
I didn't put you on but if they're on you should use it. You just do whatever you want. Oh, this isn't
Nobody's told me any fucking rules at all. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. We're just in the next
Listen for this it's one life. That's it. There's a bomb side on the left side
It's Bob's side on the right side and we're depending on this first side. Yeah, what are they? Oh, you play your life the diffuse
The cheetah could diffuse. Yeah, I don't know what it is for keyboard mouse
But we get play the same match, so that's good
This is like yes, right? Yes. Yeah. Yeah
I'll go be stay alive. Stay alive
search and destroy defend the we got one B right now we're probably need
someone to help him I would go there I'll go I'll go be
what's that in the map
oh there's to be 3d 2 2 2 2 1's one HP yeah one's been mapped or outside of B
Right now
Nice all right to be three
Oh my fucking god, they're planting their planting
I
See you see I think what I think we should do is we just for offense
We just go to the same bomb together and we just overload overloaded
Shit
Search and destroy.
Hi.
Uh, here, we're gonna throw them off.
We're all gonna go left instead of right like they did,
because they're idiots.
Let's do it.
Yeah, yeah.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Now, listen, there is a roof that you need to jump over
so you don't fall off it, but that's it.
Bomb acquired.
Bird, yes, chef.
Sure.
A question as much?
I'm watching the left side.
You guys run up the right.
Oh.
What the fuck?
Once for sure gonna plank, right?
Probably I'm gonna push up here. No plank once lit
Yeah, I'm down one plank
One more to your right
I'll get to be one
Just stay there for a second. We got 40 seconds. Let's see if they make a mistake
much
If you can grab the bomb and run to me a day
Oh, what we got 28 seconds
He's gonna sprint to me don't play here
I
Want one shot one shot adapts one shot just get laid a bomb you're good
He's running all the way around
Oh, God.
Nice job.
Like, did you hear that?
Did you hear that?
That's just great work.
Wow.
All right, 1-1.
What a watch out, bro.
I'm on.
Search and destroy.
Dude, I'm gonna turn my fucking sound off like that was crazy.
Yeah.
It was pretty loud, right?
No, I couldn't hear shit. Oh shit. Couldn't hear his footsteps at all. Okay. Oh one B. Oh, there's some there's some a
Baming me not oh
My god, you guys stay up there. I'm here. She's still a couple of them
There's two outside B
Yeah, one's in the middle cup right now. I'm about to push up on you guys they have a UAV
I
That's good shots
It's all right, we just got to keep winning off fences
The defense will come, boys.
Lock in.
Hmm.
Search and destroy.
Same thing.
What's the plan there?
All assets move to engage
under that personnel.
Let's, uh, I think everybody should just find
something like an ADS it and then wait to see if they push and then we can work
off of that after sounds good or we could all just do what they did and go to
be together and we'll be fine it's totally up to you guys one on second
floor mid
I got this side. I got their side.
Wow. Yo, he's uh he's gonna be pushing your guys back right side. Oh, that I got their
side. I like this where you're at, Hodge. Make sure somebody gets the bomb. It's okay.
You were released detected he's released your hero
Great shots that's one was really one
You've on a future around
You got ten seconds don't check it for five more seconds and you win. Are you checking out?
Are you one good job?
I
Shot right where
So he had a street called a skewer so basically
He'll throw it up in the air, and it'll just come find the nearest target. Oh
Yeah, I didn't even know he had that it's kind of hard to tell with how many people are on the map, but
You didn't really do anything you didn't you did nothing wrong
I think I just died from the sky like, what happened?
I have an RACXD. I'm gonna use this.
You can use that whenever you want and I suggest you use it this side.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Uh, whatever side you want.
Are you okay?
They're stacked up on the inside.
One dead, eh?
Oh, shit.
I'm sorry, can we get him?
I'm gonna spawn.
spawn.
That's not true. Alright, you guys are in a 3v1. You guys all just get together.
I'm rotating back around.
I see him here.
I see him here.
Camping. Just jump back across. Might be right back to B.
Yeah, you guys should just run together no matter where you go
Just hold hands genuinely
With you let's go this way follow me
And if you guys don't see him be just loop back around to a going back there
Yeah, I like this everything you do just do it together
Oh
Yeah, oh my goodness, how to so handsome you're so handsome. Let's go
Oh, I'm skinny all right you guys want to do something weird you guys want to do something weird to try to throw them off a little bit
I will all just gonna run up the middle of the map. I'm not kidding. Just make it chaos
You sure?
Yes. Yes, absolutely. We got a round lead. We're on offense. You do something weird. They won't expect it
If it doesn't work, it doesn't work, but I'm going up mid
One shot. Nice job. Just keep going. Just keep going straight through
I'm laying I'm holding back
All right now we can split off the A
You got bomb come back whoever's in the middle come back you have the bomb in your hands
And just go over to A
We're almost out of time
Plant that shit
And take this
Hey uh, uh Jibbomb you have bomb
I have bomb?
You have bomb
How do I plant?
Hold on an F
I think F
I think I just made it myself please don't die
We're at a 5v2 so just don't leave each other and make sure you leave the bomb
leave each other and make sure you look at the bomb every now and again okay cool I got window
I got the outside balcony the green balcony
you guys can see the bomb right yeah wish wish perfect doesn't make a sound if it if you
uh not really know oh wow oh there's one here I got him in the back behind me much
the hand that's them. Nice. Good work. Good work. Oh my god. All right. All right. I
have a UAV this round. Call it out and I'll call it in. Okay, Nate. Okay. Okay. I think
there's probably a 15. There might be like an eight second delay before you use it before
you can use it I'm not sure if once the round starts try to use it because it
lasts like 30 seconds if it does if it says there's a delay everybody just try
to stay alive until he opens it up okay I'm using my RCXD and run up mid
protect the objective all right perfect now you can see that on your map
they're all going towards B they're all gonna be right now I'm gonna go try to
flanked right away and hold on
oh in the shed in the shed looking forward in the shed
time left to lock this down
them right shots the last person's happy try to help watch in the shed in the shed in the shed
wait did I kill you Nate shot yeah don't tell me I killed you bro
Oh
Is there any way to tell who's on your team who is it?
Yeah, it's a giant blue circle on him. I didn't see that
Okay, I have an RC cars well
Yo listen listen somebody stand right here you guys see somebody stand right here you see this watch look you're right
Yep
No behind you behind you come behind you coming. What's up?
It's what's up in there right in front of us. I can use this RC car without dying
Right in front of you got it. Oh my god. I need to drive this thing
Never mind. Don't worry RC cars. It killed me two rounds in a row
Oh my god one mid B one mid B
I'm probably flanking nice go ahead take take site together I'll hold flank
He's really late he's really late I'm completely out of ammo
switch me out all come you want point point bomb oh this is not ideal he's
one he's one that one on that back shot on me on the oh my god I'm sorry oh my
god I reloaded when he was melee on me hi 4-4 all good
I can't believe I blew up mitra
As long as you'll kill any of our teammates with our old RCXC cars, we should be good. Yeah, we should be solid. Hey guys
You want to do some crazy again?
What yeah, yeah, I think we should all run down the middle of the map again. Oh
I think when we are mobile playing together, it's our best bet
If you don't want to you just tell me
And they got a skewer try to play somewhere inside they're gonna be sprinting at us because they know where we're at
That's pretty balanced wait, so he can shoot me with the missile whenever not then the missile has a mind of its own
We just gonna kind of try to wait out this UAV okay, let me know when it's a good time to move
When the top left of your mini-map stop like blurry
One on the right side right side myth 1 HP pushing in
I'm watching all splanted B
Yep. Yeah, he's gonna just be annoying on our flank. Oh my god. There's someone
I
Miss bottom middle
I mean how often you guys get a UAV goddamn, I know man. This is crazy
that's alright we gonna lock it we're gonna push around a level right here
you're walking down let's walk in let's walk in let's walk in destroyed
eliminate the objective.
Let's go here, let's go egg.
Bomb acquired.
All right, we're gonna have to worry about the back left
and they could be pushed up on the top right house over here.
you're almost out of time buckle down and take this bomb going yeah I got your
door he just he just knows just worry about everything
Oh
What's redness do I'm not sure
Okay, okay
Uh, I actually don't know.
Probably, that was beautiful brother.
Good work out there, yeah that was crazy, that was crazy, good work, good work, good work.
I mean, that was the combo though, he long got him low.
His headphones gap.
Alright, we have offense again.
I have the car, let me just kill Dayshot and we can win this one.
Sure.
Assues thing, assues thing.
Show some initiative, and Miss Kagan will take notice.
We got the bomb.
I'm going A with it, I guess.
Put down the piloting, RCX-8!
Joy, Joy!
You're not going to blow me up with that RCX-8, you fucker.
Oh, there's a...
Frick.
One on the left side.
Dude, this is fucking useless.
Okay.
Bottom there, man.
Not much time left to lock this down.
Yeah. Hit that on A.
What?
We should probably get Bob up here.
Yes, double left!
I got a double left in the back.
One, one health on him.
Play together.
You guys are in a 2v1.
Where you at? Where you at?
I'm coming.
You guys are gonna have to plant the bomb you have 25 seconds. Where's your bomb at?
One one put one one on the board. Let's go. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Come on. That's a top out. Oh
All right, listen listen you go in your score streaks immediately
Yeah, right and take off the RC car put on that scout pulse put on the UAV and
Then put on the skewer
Yeah, yeah, I got you where scalp pulse up. We're negative one value on the first one
Yeah, that almost do us the game. It's basically just like a personal UAV, right?
Yeah. Got it. Okay. Okay, bro. I got the scout bow on and I'm ready. Oh my God. What's
that? I don't know. I saw you can have a bow. Oh, my God. What's this next mode? What's
this next? You would say use overclock. What is that? Oh, Julie, we're gonna have to do
it for the next match. What's this next mode? It's overloaded. It's like a football ball
ball in the middle and you got to bring it to the other side of the map.
All right.
Oh my gosh, I updated the wrong, okay, I saw the ball, I fall to us.
Yeah, it's okay, it's okay.
The ball's going to spawn in the middle of the map.
You see this green point right in front of us?
Yeah, we have to select.
There's one to that, and then look to the right of this truck, there's another one over
there.
They have to grab the ball and bring it into one of these zones.
If you die, you're going to keep most likely spawning this back left corner.
So just make sure that you push up to the right.
You're going to get a feel for it, but it's kind of harder to explain.
But thank god.
Overlapped.
Oh, did he see it?
Did he see it?
Wait, we could use this time to explore the map, I think.
Hey, kids, wait, don't leave the game.
Another way.
Too easy.
All right, so, all right, listen, for overclock, I mean, holy shit, there's so much to explain.
For overclock is basically, there's a hot key that you guys hit on your keyboard when
you click into like every like you're stunned you're made your score streaks
and you could basically upgrade it for free
well wait wait so how do I upgrade them all right so go to it so go to your
score streaks and for me it's square and you just click overclock or wait tell
us what overclock to do for each of the three you told us to do scalp pulls
whatever car it'll show you you just put on lower cost this batch so you got it
over and over and over again.
UAV?
I got you.
I see what you lower score cost.
There's nobody, anybody's using rockets.
That's why they had so many.
Was that lower score cost?
I guarantee you.
Well, it's so crazy how much advantages
you just get before the game even starts,
if you like.
Yeah.
You know what to do?
This is...
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I genuinely didn't know you could use that.
I truly had no idea.
That's okay, that's okay.
That's okay.
We're in game three right now,
and these guys are choking hard.
We have momentum. You know how fucking devastated they are right now that they lost last round like that. Oh, yeah
These guys are tilted
Yeah, so I didn't have my head that I made they just quit the game. They just raised when yeah
It is what we made a rage quit mid tournament. They're past
Yeah, no, I'm not gonna lie. I trolled the first one I never fade great quit either. I'm not having a head
I trolled and killed one of us. I know I
I didn't realize how important sound was in this game, like, actually.
New code has been... alright.
So we leave this lobby and go next?
Overclock on tab to go.
How do you do that?
Private match.
This one's not working.
OI!
Is this the code work for you guys?
I missed anything in the last five seconds, what's going on?
Yeah, make sure you apply your overclocks, all your stuff, and your thing too.
And your trophy system all that stuff.
Wait, you can do it through the trophy system?
Covery system, your stun grenade, all that stuff.
new codes in the chat
that's much much much
let's go guys P fuck yeah man
okay hold on a moment
loadout
overclock has been on long
what you can overclock a fucking
frag grenade
pretty cool
pretty cool
What's this is crazy, bro. Yo, hey, what y'all think about your boy?
I'm gonna fuck this game, huh? Hey, what'd you think about that?
Pick up some W's and the faster charge time. I get some dubs in the chat.
I mean, I mean, I'll boys that make you proud, boys. Huh?
I make you proud.
Give me that top frag, give me the end points.
Give me that top frag, give me the end points.
It's a big game.
It's a big, it's a huge game.
We win this, we beat T1's team, and then scump.
It's very important for us to win this.
Very important.
Very important.
We got to lock in.
We got to lock in.
You got a lock
Oh, is there a can I get that the vault the voyac build chats yelling at me for Nate or no
I'm trying to figure that out right now
I'm here and that's
matter
Here I'm gonna put I'm gonna put something in our discord and try to explain how to import a fucking code is gonna be
Impossible, but I can try to walk you through it
Well, you're putting a good for a class
Hold on
It's pretty easy to import a code you you open the gunsmith and you press three. It's an options. What's the what yeah?
I know but alright go ahead
No, go ahead. What's the gun again?
Boy, yeah, boy, yeah
Boy, yeah
Alrighty yeah, I'm supposed to do ninja fast hand 630 lightly, right?
I
Think so let me look yeah chat. What's the what's the code?
People were telling me that I had the wrong had the wrong ones
Okay, let's do I wish this could I wish this could I
I'll just stop official time to do that.
I just I just got a code from the chat.
They said this is the meta one.
I would probably share that.
All righty, I'm putting it in.
Because I'm trying to figure out how to put it in.
This gun didn't exist when I was playing this game.
And I'm trying to.
It's in the chat.
It's there.
I'll click the gun again and select the build.
What do you mean, click the gun again and select the build?
How do I?
I don't see any code in any chat.
It's in our AT&T group chat for Discord.
Oh, yeah, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
Supposedly, that is meta.
Okay, this is my god. Yeah, this is like it's gonna bring us up to another level meadow. Oh
What is oh what is this? Oh
Well, I hear what we got is that we're gonna say it's all right. Well, it's a yeah, this is what everyone's using supposedly
Overclock everything. Oh, yeah, I was gonna make out there asking for you to join
Yeah, I'm trying to just figure it out that you can use legitimately everything in the game and I should have known that but I would just change some things up on on my way.
Is that the thing we use? You're dropping, you're doing a drop 30 this time.
She never know. I don't know who knows.
I can't do that.
All right, we're good to go.
Yeah, how good is this gun? Is this gun like hutch? You're gonna be running over people. Oh shit
Oh shit, it's so hard bro. I don't know where mage on this. No, I'm here. I'm in. I'm in
Fucking pick up this here
All right, listen this game is very fast
The only thing that you guys need to know is that the ball like when you see somebody on the other team that has it, right?
It's on a delay, so they're ahead of whatever you're seeing, like by a couple seconds.
Yeah, I see it. It pings it delayed, okay?
Yeah.
So, but the number one objective is to kill them first and then take control of the ball, right?
You're never gonna, like, sneak the ball.
They all just left the game again. I'm not sure what they're doing.
Hey, what the hell are they doing?
I don't know.
I'm getting worried that they're leaving the game because they don't like the spawn they get.
Overload.
Uh, you know, let's go learn the map, let's go learn the map, because we're all here by ourselves.
Good thing you didn't get to come up.
It's basically these three lanes, the middle of the map.
It's just like three wide lanes with a couple buildings inside, that's it.
And then all the buildings are very small and honestly besides the building that's in the middle of the map, which is just one hallway,
are all kind of irrelevant. There's, I know this is going to sound complicated,
There's two buildings on each side that have a window into the middle of the map
And then there's one long hallway in the middle of the map and that's basically a what what so what is what is happening right now?
Do we actually know?
Yeah, why are they leaving? Why are they leaving? I think they want to spawn on the side that we've been swanning on which at the end of
Day doesn't matter because you play both sides
Same way you play surgeon destroy, but
Then what now I honestly are based on principle. I should be leaving till we get that side back
I mean, what yeah, this isn't real like a fight. Are you sure that's are you sure that's for sure?
That's why they're doing it or no
Yeah, but that is crazy
He went through that we went through picks and bands and you get to pick a side
But again, you play on both sides on this game. Oh, so they have a right to that side
Yeah, it sounds like it. Okay. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna say if they're just doing this out of fucking no
I was gonna keep leaving till I get that
I'm here and that they're doing it to cause mind games. They're trying to get in our
heads, make us lose momentum. We're getting in their heads. These guys are legit freaking
out over a side select place. If you're actually better, you should just play like who cares.
These guys had like the craziest loadout on first map.
Get in, score streaks, craziest loadout, they still lost.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know what we're going to.
My games are playing.
They're playing.
They're freaking out over there.
They're freaking out.
I can I can smell the nervousness.
It's all good.
Yes.
Yeah.
And I think the problem is the admin should have told everybody to change sides and I
think the leaders of the lobby can make people change sides.
So I don't know.
Yeah.
I'm gonna open up the stream really quick
Thank you, dude. Oh, I'm unleashed as I'm unleashed. I needed it. I needed a game of warm-up
And they're so good. Yeah, but there's no one there's no one in our game
There's no one out here. I hope that they put us in here and it makes the other team fucking forfeit for doing this stupid shit
This is wild
Yeah, just play the damn game man fucking a
It's craziness
I would love to learn the map. I know that then they're gonna complain that we're like using this downtime, but you know
What's that? Oh, it's pretty crap. You know there
Go out black ops. That's okay. All right. Okay. Yeah, it's less than pretty normal
Dude, I feel like all the maps in Cod are the same with like a different
Paint. Hey, we need to watch right here. I guarantee you someone sits up in there
Yeah, yeah, that seems like a rat
This is like pretty easy to like unpeak up up here. Well, you can I think I can kind of like play this
How do you put this thing up?
It's a hit top here.
Okay, so it's an automatic pickup.
You do not have to press F.
You just run it, okay?
Okay, I got it.
By the way, G-Chop, when you get it over to the other side,
do you have to, is it automatic drop as well?
Or do you press F?
Yeah, you just gotta, you just gotta run it in.
Literally just physically run it in.
You just stand there or just run through it?
No, you just gotta just run into it,
just literally run into it like it's a portal.
Got it. Okay, got it, got it, okay, got it, got it.
Okay, so picking it up and dropping it off
is literally just as-
Yeah, that's actually good. Yeah, that's good Intel. That's good Intel
I would have definitely ran up to it and try to look at it press F. It's a bite
But he got me killed on the first one
So these guys want to participate the term in the point
No, no, let's just min max before the game even starts
I
I feel I like almost got tempted to open one of their streams up to see what they're doing
But then that would be like kind of not cool because they might be talking about strats or something. So
Yeah, I was like
I mean that's really what it is.
I'm running stuns. Yes. I'm running. You got to overclock it, right? Click the overclock
button and put on stronger stun. Yeah. Stronger, not longer. Yeah. Stronger, not longer.
All right. Yeah. Because listen, if they are starting to run towards the point with the
ball in their hand, if you stun them, they're going to be basically stuck in the ground
for a second. It's a tactical it's active camo crazy here given there's gonna be a
lot of kills and they're gonna use a lot of score streaks. Is it what? Should we run
active camo to not die to those score streaks that they're running? No so for that I turned
on for my score streaks the same third that will destroy their score streaks but I don't
know if that's gonna help but you can run the field upgrade active camo if you want
Yeah, what else are you going to give us the cheesy shit the feel great would upgrade would change the trophy
Yeah, yeah, anything fucking percent
150,000 billion percent, I wonder when there is trouble. Is that just ghost? I've never successfully used a trophy for anything
Oh, should I turn on attack insert?
If it sounds dirty and grimy then
I didn't do anything to win, anything to win at this point.
Yeah, anything to be a piece of shit.
I know, yeah.
Does this actually make you invisible or just invisible to stop?
You're actually invisible, I've seen it before, like you're a blur on their screen.
And you're able to, yeah, well like they can pay attention and see the blur, but like
you're also invisible to like UAV, I guess, which I did not know.
So I'm just invisible.
Yeah, it's pretty.
I mean, Myth was using that in game one, you guys didn't see, like it was just disgusting.
I
They just said that no matter what we start the game and it's not ending. So this is these are the results
So let's go. All right. All right
I hope they didn't give what they want. I hope they honestly do
I did if we win the couple first rounds will be super demoralized
Yeah, they got it. They got what they want
I don't see what's talking about getting boys looking at it in walking it in
You
Run faster with your knife out. Let's start around or no. Uh, yes, you do. Yeah, how do you pull your knife out?
V hold V
Cuz it's just nice, but yeah, listen this map is small. So by the time you get to like pass this building you're already gonna be
In a
All right, I don't have active cameo
There's a lot of coffee you said touch. Okay, what's building the left as well?
Oh my god, I'm just whiffing
I got one
Did you get it? Nice. Yeah, I got it and I got some streaks, too
They're alive, the ball's behind, spawn flip.
On the far right side.
Alright, I got a UAV going up, so look at your top right, you're going to be able to see everything.
Using scout pulse.
Joe, one of their base, the ball's on the right side, they're going to be spawned back, right?
One's up in the tower to your left, Yvonne.
Oh.
That's two dead on the right side.
Nice.
They're going to be on the right side, one's in the top of the building.
Right of the building's one health, that guy's one. Nice.
Yeah
One more on the right. We're gonna be right here
We're gonna be on the back right like right over the building take your time and just try to shoot
Need y'all defend I'm going yeah go
Go on you guys run into the left they could be over there now
Anybody with me
There's right next to you guys in front of you
What am I doing, bro, all right
Nice
All resped, everybody go towards the left side.
I'm gonna try to pick them up on the right side.
And they're gonna be on the side.
They're gonna be on the right side.
New overload device on the field.
Come on though.
Pick it up, pick it up, I got it, I got it.
Also, you may be established above.
Why don't you?
I'm with you peanut.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh, there's one on the right, it's one HP.
I'm here B.
There you go, there you go, there you go.
That's two guys, good job.
Yeah, one more there, I'll stop, I'll stop.
Nice.
Calling UAV, I'm calling UAV.
Calling UAV as well.
They have the ball they're running right up the middle of the map on the right side
He said he said he's gonna go with you. I'm with you. Let's go. I'm gonna grab the wall
Run towards be right
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on
There's one going to the far left with you guys right now
Oh
Running they're all going towards me. Yeah
No way
I ran out of fucking bullets. No way. There's one up the right side
Doing
All right, hold on there's somebody in the top right building. I'm trying to throw a slumber nap in the map
I'll go on death
I have no idea.
Oh, she's low.
Oh, we have one on the park.
We have one on the park.
It's just you.
Good luck.
Got him.
Got him.
No, no, no, no, no.
I dropped it.
I dropped it.
I dropped it.
Okay, it's okay.
We're behind you.
They're going at you this time, I think.
Pushing, pushing, pushing.
Oh, my God.
She's one.
Oh.
They're going around the left side right now.
If you guys spawn up, just look left.
We're exactly where you guys are at.
If we're only down by one, it's fine on this side.
I'm with you nice that's three guys you get grabbed up all run if you can
If you grab it wait, there's over time hold on the ball
I'm lurking I'm lurking yeah
Let them push let them put
It's okay guys, being down that one on this side is totally fine.
Well, I think we got the hang of it actually, that was a good one.
Okay, I might switch back to my first lowdown, I know it's not metas but I'll just have a
hit.
Yeah, it's a lot stronger huh? Wow.
It just looks so hard to push in, yeah.
Yeah, it's because they spawn so close like when you get killed.
Like, this many people is just chaos.
It's just both sides and then the game's over.
You got 27 kills, bro. You got crazy.
I'm definitely not playing around the objective very well though.
That's fine, it's fine.
Listen, I'm popping active camo off the rip, I'm gonna try to get behind them.
and
I'm holding
I'm
coming
I'm
I'm
trying
I'm holding
I'm holding
I have it
I have it. I have it. No, no. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. This one. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. One more. One more.
I got three. Just try to grab that ball. That's right. Yeah. Window. Window side. Yeah. I'm waiting for you. I got your flank.
I'm gonna go down mid in here, sec. Okay, man.
Device location reset.
Is that ball reset? But we got a lot of kills. Try to grab the bomb and push up to us.
One more on this circle
Wait wait wait for us wait for us be burning a good spot
Let me go first
That one
One more map one's close right close right close right
We got a play with me right now
got me got me got me got me got me got me
I'm coming all you a v going to the law man there's a law man there's a law man
oh they got me they got me they got me
yeah I'm behind a lot of people they're all pushing the right side right now
with the ball
clean that grab and come
I see you guys, watch the mark, watch the mark, watch the mark!
Oh, dad, grab me!
He's trying to run around to the left, but you can't, ah, there's somebody dead in the upper now.
I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him!
No, there's someone in that plant, they're outside!
Wait, why am I not...
Oh my gosh, it's our spawn, not good, not good, need help!
You're fine, you're fine, you're fine, just go with me!
One and a half minutes, we're not gonna make it!
Keep on riding, you're good!
We're dead, we're dead, we're dead!
Oh, no!
Let's push the right of you guys, spawn, no, we're fine, we got two and a half minutes,
We're totally fine one's above you guys or what's like else in our spawn on our peak. Yeah
We said we said we said
Oh, I'm done. I went in the middle building to the right
I
We have two minutes you can rally caps in this no problem
I'm on it I can go
You're going for you guys
He's half
Oh my god, Katarina's one shot, Katarina's one shot, that's locked in! Everybody's taking bomb!
Wait, I'm gonna take bomb, I'm gonna take bomb.
Ten, let's go!
Everybody's gonna A now, everybody's gonna A now! Push A!
Just hit the hard windows.
One stop there, building one shot.
You dropped down?
I'll be afraid to die, I had to move, move, move!
Oh my god.
I got one.
I got two there.
I got I got 30 seconds are gonna be sworn in the back right we just gonna get a couple kills
We're gonna need to grab all
It's too dead. I got made always what else
All right, listen guys, we're gonna have to get next to the ball in the next 25 seconds of the game
So we have to have it in our hands, but we got great ones
I
Listen we got to get back over to the left side now
Do you get a guy guy?
Regulations wrong isn't it supposed to be one life chat
Where goes searching the stories or what's the new rules for overtime?
I
Know what's the worst part they might count that as a
No, there's no time there's no time
We each we each get a half and whoever scores at the fastest wins
Okay, so
Plane just honestly playing normally right like there's no way to like yeah
Yeah, I wouldn't over thank you they could just run it down try to grab the bomb listen
I'm gonna push up the left side. I would be shocked. Oh wait, I'm calling a UAV
They might just run it down the bright down the middle
Wait
I might be able to score get that shit
There's two in the back two in the back back left
I'm going to use my streaks right now, he's in my streaks right now.
Get him.
No, they're right in the back.
Get that bomb, get that bomb.
Bottom middle.
Come down, come down, come down.
He's just nearby, double lift.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, let's push.
Oh, my gosh.
Grab the bomb, go in.
No, no, it got to the back.
Watch out, he's hurt, he's hurt.
He's hurt.
I'll see him.
I'll see him.
I'm trying to get him.
I'm right here, walk right into the circle.
He's dead.
Yeah, he's just playing.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
Oh, I actually think he'll be there.
I'm sorry.
You're okay, you're okay.
This is totally fine.
Oh no.
I have it, I have it, I have it, I have it.
Yo, you know, come right with me.
I'm going down, I'm going down, I'm going down.
I'm bottomed.
Actually, don't pull down.
Oh shit, shit, shit!
I'm going down, I'm going down.
I'm going down!
Fuck!
They got me, they got me!
I forget this
Oh no
Almost there spawned
I lost, no way
Come down I think
No, no it's not, no it's not
They're going left, they're going left
I killed two, I killed two
Bomb's dead, bomb's dead
I'm grabbing it, I'm grabbing it
I got it, I got it
I'm on their spawn right now
I'm grabbing, grabbing, grabbing
I'll be driving down and putting it behind the bottom.
I'll be overloaded.
Go, go, go!
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Yes, sir!
We didn't win.
We didn't win.
We didn't win.
We didn't win.
We didn't win.
We're just going to make sure that they don't score.
Yeah.
They tried.
They tried.
They tried.
As we get campers, we go for another score.
Listen, here's the thing.
My perspective on something like this is don't change the way
you play because as soon as you start playing slower,
everything gets fucked up.
If we lose we lose it is what it is just fucking like it don't overthink it
But if we can score we can score it be great
I'm playing left side
You know what we're up against keep it tight or we're all calling it a UAV for us. They got a counter UAV. Hold on
Give me eyes in the sky
Scout bolt back to me
Deploying Sam's turret
Coming up my side my side
Watch out if you give him
Like A or something
Got one
Yeah right side goes in the middle building
In the middle building right now
Little guns
Going bomb, going bomb
Yeah go left go left
I'm going for him go for him go for him
Falling in the enemy
I'm coming!
I'll shoot the gavis!
I drop out! I drop out!
I'm so savvy over the gun!
We picked up the EMP!
That's your chance?
Go for A, go for A!
I got it!
WAH!
That's it!
WAH!
That's the one!
WAH!
WAH!
WAH!
WAH!
WAH!
F**K!
I shot!
WAH!
WAH!
WAH!
WAH!
WAH!
WAH!
WAH!
WAH!
WAH!
WAH!
WAH!
WAH!
WAH!
Just now, what?
Oh my God! Oh my! Oh my!
Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
Do we like this game?
Thank God for you guys. Good job.
Let's go!
Oh my goodness!
That's a huge win.
Oh my goodness!
I've never won like anything.
Nature, uh, not Nature.
No, you fucking killed me at the beginning.
I know you saw that.
Good shit, I'm running out of money.
I love you.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That was a legend.
That was a legend.
We were in that flow today.
We were in that flow today.
Oh my god.
And where we were down 1-3, but we had one minute was actually.
Oh, so sick.
Yeah. Hey guys, just so you know, being down 3-1,
like Doublelift just said, that was fucking insane.
Good job.
Not even gassing it, because this game mode,
like that pretty often, but when we were down 1-3,
I was a little worried.
You guys went crazy.
I just say something as well that just makes us so sweet.
They delayed the inevitable.
They delayed the inevitable.
That's not my game.
We played my game with them.
They delayed the inevitable.
Oh, sweet victory.
So I don't forget, I need a new pistol class.
My pistol class is ass diarrhea.
We have something for that, a code.
pistol um here i i can actually show you i put like high caliber on it it makes me shoot one bullet per
hour and i suck with it uh i just found this random website i'll just put it in our team shed
just in case they can't find anything this one felt pretty good called aimlock.com
y'all double it if you're the girl so i hold on hold on the only thing that i would say about that
I haven't clicked into it, but that looks like it's a war zone loadout. Just
There's two times you just have to click on black up seven in the middle. This is why you're champion and smarter than me
Hey there. Hey there. Can I get me?
Invance one, please
Listen, I can't feel my hands right now
Bro, I was shaking watching that that was crazy
That was awesome
Can I just go pee real quick? I'll be 30 seconds
There is no being
It was just code at which is code at
Give the code me double it
You believe it's not a code
It's a link inside of the team burp. Yeah that chat and the AT&T discord. Oh for fuck's sake
I'm gonna download more ram. Oh, I'm sorry. I can I can actually give you the code
Give me one sec. I just I forgot that I could do that. Let's go man. Thank you
Dude nature kind of started going crazy at the end
Disaster my catch is knocked down my headset thing
Hello, let's say something yeah, hello testing saying something. Hello. Hello. All right. We're back now. How do I export this code?
All right, so some
Sorry, I have expectations my friend and I want to see you
You know I have to neglect your family. I don't talk to them now. Oh, I don't talk to them at all
We got a really nice day yesterday was fun as well
We kind of did go crazy I'm searching is surely did we not go a all the all the
Don't know is and so do I see in 15 my dog. I appreciate you, bro
11 thank you for the 20 Matt thank you for the tenor and everybody else. Thank you guys
Let's go. There's some love in here. Thank you guys so much favorite streamers in the chat
Thank you guys so much to stay tuned for all the action. We have our next match is starting momentarily
I'm gonna wait to hear from production
What match we're gonna watch next?
I think I was more impressed by what I saw from Doublelift than what I saw from Scumbag.
It's gameplay wise.
Yeah, Doublelift was filming.
More impressed based on expectations.
Yes.
Everything, everything, everything.
Okay.
Doublelift is a better quality player than Scumbag.
Distance between World War two the game got the actual war and now is how much time it takes to lose your vision for fall duty
You know what we need me and eggs CDL
He kills 50 people
No, Joey, thank you so much for the hundred dollars super chat over the YouTube man. I appreciate you bros
I price my captain right mr. Cooper y'all thought peanut could apply
Thank you so much Joey W and I in a YouTube chat
Also had the vision and again heads up play having basically played this maybe once
Wait for his teammates let them get the kills even with a pistol. He's at disadvantage
Also, someone should pray to help you know that he's running a prestige attachment on his Jager 45
That makes his gun hit harder, but shoot really slow. I think it works out for me
I'm not going to question the peanut because that would be just an insane thing to do
I thought this was going to be our grand finals match. This might be a preview of what's to come
Right. I like that. I like that. Ludwig won their first match team peanut won their first match
I think the big thing now is going to really come down to who wins that match up between team
Ludwig and team adapt probably uh from here because team adapt really did surprise me. Uh, even
You need two to the other one.
Or did I trip you on the wrong side?
I think team top 1 is going to have to go today.
I'm going to go with 3 and 17.
Team 1 knows I love him.
I mean, Sun is back.
Yeah, I'm quite clear.
I was a bot on the M15 and I switched to the Void.
So it's just like personal preference.
He's just a feeling.
I can tell it's a good guy.
They've de-killed.
Yeah, I was going crazy on the last map. I'm not gonna lie
I was getting farmed by Jake and big and Katamina in the first game. I was like, oh fuck
I don't think cause my game guys. Yo, hear me out. Hear me out. We in terms of talent
I think are more spread apart than scumps team. I think we have a chance
We just have to not let scup one beat five us. That's it. Hmm. I
Don't even really care who I'm shooting everyone in this game dies in point five seconds. Yeah, that's just how it is
It's not it. I don't really know how hard one person can even carry because like you just die in one side
That's got beef. So oh, yeah, I mean I played with scumbag last year. He was
Yeah, you didn't play but let me tell you something. Yeah, it was like as soon as you get into that mindset that the guy's better than you and you start
Taking fights expecting him to win then you're just gonna lose. Yeah, I agreed
You just have to take every fight and just like
Pretend they're there and pretend it's the worst place
Okay.
Break it down for us, boys.
Well, team Ludwig, starting things off strong, obviously a crown jewel in that one.
And Team Peter, what I'm believing, come back to see.
Yeah, I don't understand.
I don't understand.
Team Ludwig is really bad.
Really?
Yeah.
I was listening to AT&T and they said that they think that T1's team is going to have
a rough day.
And I thought...
Oh, no.
Who's on that team, actually?
The only shooter really is Summit and Genji.
Oh.
Everybody else's...
Tears.
I think the team we played against is actually extremely talented. I didn't realize myth was that good
Yeah, but the thing is that they have like horrible mental like I can just tell that they're just like really like
I don't know
They just they're not like really bad confident
Three one lead with one minute left dude. It's actually
That's what I say.
I mean, I know when Peanut's on the server, everyone's nervous, but...
I'm that sexy.
Can I say, I've got the girth, I've got the length, and my balls hang low.
Now, let me tell you what's going to happen here, Doublelift.
Scum!
Oh, like, scum!
Alright?
Oh!
We're going to go in there and beat his dick.
Alright?
Touch is a gamer. He is good at cross games. Fighting games, as we mentioned, is its own beast.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, Tyler won, I think, is going to be loading in with a fight stick.
Touch might think a fight stick is like something you can order at an arena with like a cheese dip.
You know? Not the same. Not the same. Not the same at all.
Not the same? Yeah. Sounds good, though. I could go for a fight stick.
So, we'll see. But again, the thing with COD, and we say this every time something like this happens,
everyone thinks they're good at COD.
What the fuck just happened?
I'm grateful to you.
Hey, you're sure?
There you go.
Amen.
Can you believe that?
Six are the best at it.
I'm really good at that.
And then when you play someone who knows what they're doing,
they beat you so bad.
And it's not fair.
We play Scope Next, actually?
Yeah, we're playing Scope Next.
Oh, my god.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I know this sounds like I'm trolling,
but I think I should get a silly juice.
No.
I'm taking a couple of steps.
We'll let off the pressure.
I'm not going to drink as happy.
I'm gonna go get a silly juice. Go get a silly juice. Okay. Yeah, my bad
I'm not gonna drink the pop. I'm just gonna sip it. You made his kid. Let off the pressure. I'm out with his big turn
Fuck it's like my bubble dude. Do I start drinking as well? You'll be the first?
You should be a TNT now that I'm a cup winner. Wait, we're drinking?
Hype up the beat scum. Dude, this guy drinks every day.
You need to line yourself confidence-wise.
I have that. I have the code for that.
I believe it. Cod's a game of confidence.
And this is so true, you're not gonna do it.
I don't even fucking drink and listening to Pina has made me want to try a voodoo ranger.
You've seen Predator?
When I play Kaud, it makes me want to drink and have hot cheeto desks on my shirt.
And like, act as if I was like there for 10 hours playing and then I call people to ask these all day.
You know who is today though?
Chris Bucket, a true legend.
Let the racism come out a bit too.
Yeah, I almost, well I'm not sponsored.
But it makes me want to.
Sam. He birthed me.
Sam. Not with his hands.
No, not against hands.
I wanna hear the trash talk.
I just opened his stream. He's in the practice tool.
Oh my god.
He's aim training. He's aim training.
Healing it through his um,
um, shell.
Thank you Jinger. We're gonna win this bitch.
Lock in.
It's a fucking shooting range. Just like his backyard.
into my algorithm. Hey guys. I was like, I'm feeling this guy's funny. He's like, he's
like, what is great. Oh, there he goes. Which one? I'm a place. He's his hard dip, bro. Oh,
I love that sound.
I think it's just trying to keep us on the same map. They kept banning scars. So I put us on then twice because you guys have played it.
Hopefully you don't disagree with the strategy, but I think it's the best thing.
I love the strategy. Yeah, I love it. You're amazing.
I love the strategy.
I love the strategy.
I have a good strategy.
I love it.
Dude, you're amazing.
Now, is it the same game?
Is that what you're playing on the pen?
I thought it was best of three.
Say that one more time.
I'm sorry.
My wife is in here.
Do you want me to yell at her?
Whoa.
I want...
No, tell her you love her.
We're not from the start.
I love you honey.
Well, she's filled up my water right now.
Let her know.
Okay.
What did you guys say?
I thought it was best of three.
Are we still playing against the same team?
No.
We are playing against Scump, Ludwig, and I'm not sure who else is on the team, but, um...
Well, we're just in the lobby.
Yeah, I think we're just in the lobby. They'll probably put a code in here for us at some point.
Sorry, Nate, we're gonna do the other picking band for the round after. So, could you come down to picking band two?
Sure, sure, sure, sure. Oh, it's kind of one. Does anybody else want to do this? You want me to do it again, gentlemen?
You!
And ladies.
You got that. I don't know anything.
You're really good at it.
You would... Okay, I'll see you in a...
There's anyone who's a little jealous that his wife got in a lovey, but like we didn't I
Was thinking it I was thinking I was thinking I was like wow I want to tell me he loves me too
I'll be honest when he asked for water. I reach for mine. You know what I mean because I
Have my water
Flex that he has a wife
It's fake it's made up. Yeah, no he actually oh
Yeah, we all just play along to cover it's a cover
Yeah, if we totally another life his mind would make it half he go insane. Yeah
Yeah, you do yeah, you do
Mm-hmm, and then had him on the back like you got this you got this thing called life. Yeah
But in reality he's a psychopath
I'm not a lie you boys after kind of and no disrespect I see what's respect for mr.
adapt. That's an absolutely shitting and diarying on adapt.
He's in his ass.
He can say that.
That guy's washed as hell.
Oh,
I would be real.
I scared of myth more than I was scared.
Yeah.
It was 10 times, but dude, adapt was on the same level as like
Jake and bake, bro.
I was in a lobby to look at this.
And join the adaptors about something.
Was he not called?
I didn't feel like it now. I thought that was more impactful like when he got kills. They actually did things
But I think everyone probably has a different head to head because I like never saw it
I saw Jack all the time. It was honestly a
50-50 toss up whenever we saw each other. He would kill me. I'd kill him
But I thought I was gonna get doodied on by him. I'm gonna do Lobby already
Hmm they didn't tell us anything yet. They said look for the lobby on the main stream
Who do you think has oh my god, nature's doing an interview with hutch or squeaks
because hutch has very tiny hands and
Squeaks probably has tiny hands too. Oh, interesting. Okay. Yeah
What do you guys think chat chat hutch or speech or in the ratios of things is hutch's hands smaller than squeaks his head is big
Are you kidding me?
Are you?
Would you go for the handshake and then I'll quickly adjust based on the size of the hands?
And I'd take your life if you did that!
Maybe use the friendly way.
I'd take your life if you did that!
See you nice guy, I'd hug him.
Hutch is a big boy.
He looks hugged.
Okay, he's hugged me.
He's six foot six?
Okay, he definitely hugged me.
So those hands are?
Eight.
No, hutch is tiny for his size.
Six foot eight.
What kind of mouse does he run?
It doesn't matter. They're not a sponsor.
Does it matter? They're not a sponsor.
It doesn't matter. They're not a sponsor.
I like this voice.
Uh, Lobby's coming. I see it.
Yep. I see it. I see it.
Alright, game's done. Game's done.
My game's just match beginning. What the fuck? Am I in?
happened did you join the wrong one oh I just went into a game I don't know I
think you have to leave that one though we can leave the code it's fine
hey what up hey what up the whole the punch hello what the hell do you want
Hello, hey, what yo hutch?
Wait, hi
Call them I get very comfortable. We are playing so much down. You're gonna want to throw up
I just know that my wife was in here shit
I can't hear them all right listen. I'm just gonna warn you guys as I'm sure you probably know
Scum's gonna kill everybody a lot. Don't worry about it
We've got to keep our heads down and just just just keep playing you know guys guys guys
Yeah, wait wait wait if we do get dunked on which I'm not even saying we will
Keep the morale high with you as they shot seven four where the ball is rolling the ball is rolling
I didn't say that I did something like that call my name again
I get that. Oh, yeah, that killed you to kill the corner and use that momentum. That's what you said
Go on all the way on the corner and use that momentum
Surely that WS beef is inspirational speech from our cat. I'm motivated. Yeah. Yes
Cold one will never take us beating about see
They will not take our good move
Yeah, yeah, yeah
We can leak the code
Yo, Lily my chat says you're trying to talk to me my bad I didn't hear you
Hello
Hello, hello
I'm going to go. Dude am I talking to the whole lobby or just my team? What was going on?
They were talking to me. All right guys. This is our map. Yeah, absolutely.
All right, it's hard point. Now, now everybody remembers so the second hard point goes to the back right.
And then we go to this left side over here where we're looking.
And then it comes back to the back right of where we're at right now got it. Okay. Yeah, so back right right now like
No for the second hard point for the second hard point all the way back right now
We're going to the middle right right now. I got it. Got it. Got it. Got it understood. Let's go
I am probably gonna push around the right side real quick to try to get a spawn for the next hill and hopefully it works
have the heart. Hi. Listen, you
guys are playing like two
people at the middle hill
right now. There's two people
playing for the next hill
already. Oh god. I got
absolutely fried. Tested.
We shouldn't went to the
rock. Damn it. We got seven
points behind behind behind.
Okay
Where we were
All right everybody back up now it's everybody back up one person to stay in the hill
We're gonna go around the left side right now
And we're good. We're good
behind us heads up nice coming up the stairs we're all gonna be sponsored back
for a second there's one more one shot and this one's back left now I'm holding
I'm right in corner I'm right in corner you guys coming upstairs yeah they're
be coming up the stairs
I just lost connection to the hoods
What? You lost connection to the hoods?
No, we have leaves
Wait what?
What happened?
How do I rejoin? How do I rejoin? How do I rejoin?
Put the cone back in
Put the cone back in
Was it now we can't but we have a great lead so this kind of sucks, but we're gonna be okay
No, I cannot read the game. Yeah, what should we do? I don't know what to do
Once he's in spawn you just split in spawn
Oh my god, yeah, they're on point, they're on point. Short left.
Alright, double it's back in, that sucks. We're up by 30, it's fine.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good. We can do it again, we did it once, we can do it again.
We'll do it again, we'll do it again.
We'll do it again.
Oh wow.
Oh.
He's got him trying to heal, he's pushing your ass side right now.
Sorry, had to show you an accident.
That's okay. We're gonna win this game. We're gonna win this game, but yeah, it's the hill's going to the back left next
Yeah, next next one right we go already go next
Way I killed one one left scum some point
Control the hard point. Yeah
Okay
Oh my goodness
No way
Hard point, hard point. Hard point locked down.
Nice, we got it.
Nice.
Got it.
The very scanning with scout pulse.
Smart point contested.
I
Stayed
Just look at your top left any map, and you're gonna see them on the map
It's called in a health storm
Let me stay inside the one. Yeah, you stay inside. I'm trying to hold the top of the base for a sec
that's going to be annoyed for a second don't worry about it.
They're offside?
Yeah.
What?
He's got these things called RAPs.
So they're just gonna be on the ground for a little bit.
What the hell is all this shit?
What the fuck is happening?
Some crazy shit is happening.
I don't even worry about we're only down by 20, he's just gotta keep your head.
I don't know.
Alright, let's go to the back right.
Yeah, yeah.
Got you, I don't even know what you're doing.
I don't know if I stopped dying to this killstreak thing.
How long is this?
I don't know how long it lasts, but it's been lasts longer than I thought.
I think he's got something he's gonna swarm.
He lost the whole game long, bro.
No, no, no, we're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine lucky lucky. You're down way more left time
Other timing bro outside
Oh, sorry bitches, I'm getting ready for the next one. We good
Yeah
I'm not going to the next one come on here. They're on the next one. We got to go next we got to go next
Hardpoint is active hostile personnel have captured the hardpoint hardpoint. Come on at left side
I'm not getting a kill
oh my god hard point locked down there's one of them right there
wait down by 30 everybody just keep doing what you know we don't find I got
another way of going up
that's funny he's in there one half and nice
I
Control the hard point ice come back
It's pushing up
Nice
It's on the head shot angle
What am I?
You go they're trying to go around the next hill they're going all the way around the back right you guys remember yeah
Yeah, they're all the way there. They're all there already
Yeah, they're holding it.
One more locked down.
One more, same angle.
So we got him, human down.
One more in the window, just trying to flood into the hill. They're all going to be in front of you guys.
Yeah.
Okay, blood.
Oh, shoot.
They're through the window.
I want a hard plank here.
They're both there.
Nice!
What do you want?
They're coming from their spawn again.
Two coming in, two coming in, three coming in!
Yeah.
There's three more in front of you guys!
Just keep flooding into that hill!
One down by ten!
One more, one more, one more. Close close close close.
The next one. Yeah, it's in the middle of the map. I'm pinching around their left side. Just trying to play for you.
One health, scum, one health. They're coming right up on them, Nate.
Oh, we'll keep them behind me. Go ahead, keep them behind me.
Wait, do I got UAV? Do I got UAV?
They got a health form?
I'll stay inside them.
Watch out there, watch out there.
I'm going to go over there.
Nice to play.
Yeah, I got to do it.
You got me now?
One time, the middle right cut.
Got it, got him.
Oh, boy.
The personnel have captured the hard point.
Oh, my god.
Oh!
I
Ready to try to hold this side just try to hold this side
They're gonna be in the left side like all in front of you guys on these
rooftops
scum's got to push to you guys so just try to stay alive in that corner
push that he has to push you
all right we got 20 seconds on the sale and then it's going to the right side
Nice job. Nice job.
I got one on the grenade.
We're right side.
Keep moving, fucking.
One's there. Nice. Nice!
She's on it, she's on it, she's on it.
Close door and get inside.
There's a little hut that you guys can play inside,
but honestly we have numbers, just stay close.
We need 10 more seconds.
Yeah. Back on it. Back on it. Oh, one minute. One minute. One minute.
I'm coming.
I got scuffed. I got scuffed. Nice, brother.
Hit dead. Nice save. Nice job, guys.
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
Stop them all!
Oh, man, that's a huge, here's matter one.
That's great news for us, that's great news.
I mean, bro, I just started playing points and I knew I had to be on points early.
I was going to die.
She threw it. I'm going to be there, you know.
Fuck it.
The comments are great.
Thank you, Nade.
Yeah, great job.
Hmm. Yeah, you're kind of like, you've obviously been here like a thousand.
Well, sorry if I sound like PBS.
I don't know what else to say.
No, you're good.
I don't like that you're in the game.
It makes it way easier to just focus on shooting.
Yeah, I feel like that you just grabbed the place like the rooftops.
And I'm like, oh, that place.
Well, you got your on the top.
Was that what the last team did?
Yeah, this is, uh, this is search down.
They won that game.
It's time to lock in.
Why have you guys did you guys ever play the black ops?
Do you know what the map rate is?
No.
OK.
Yeah, I know this map.
All right, listen.
There's a bomb site just like certain.
All right, so listen, on the left side,
it's like a long hallway.
It's like a big pool.
And they're like, if you go, you see this tree right in front
of us?
Uh-huh.
The tree right in front of us, the ledge out to the left.
They have like a second story where
they can see that opening that you can go to to the left.
But then the bomb site is like right in the middle.
on the right side it's a huge ring
this map is very like fifty fifty balance so just
let's try play some good defense i don't know okay now that's helpful
that was really hard
oh shoot
over thirty one to the left to the left
I
Like enemy devices set
Where is it I'm the boy in the pool and the pool do you right like in that water?
I
Think you saw him right in front of you try to get your health back just get your health back. Yeah, 26 play time
Is that actually good that he holds that angle that angle looks so hard to play like his ankle
Is that oh that was Seth oh
He just knows that it's gonna be hard for him to find hot
Almost done this shit to be honest with you, bro. I would have committed. Yeah, you're almost
I think I could have taken them
All right, see I think this is how they're gonna play their offense is where they all just push together
So sorry for making you upset early
If you guys want we do the same thing. We see one. I think Seth is gonna go away. So if you guys want we can go be fast
Yeah, let's do it. I got Bob
Do I just play right side right side is being right side is B. I think we should all play together quite frankly
Okay, right go right
You're a metric, this is slipping.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
Hey, I thought we need to chill out.
That's stupid. My bad.
Fucking Scope just said Leslie in to die, man.
Debate her.
You guys remember, Scope could be OP in a game mode like this.
Don't let it destroy any morale.
We can still win this.
We're the underdogs in this game mode.
Whose morale is getting destroyed?
I said no!
I think they're gonna do the exact same thing. I think they're gonna do the exact same thing.
Yeah, probably. I'll just use my nades and try to stall and hold an angle.
Skump's gonna lurk. They're gonna go all there.
Okay, AC's far left on the pool side.
Skump's got a house door. Try to get indoors if you can.
Okay
I got this
One second story
Moving
Dude, i'm gonna leave brother. Oh, you a v. They're all there
And i'm just not paying attention. One's there at the staircase going up inside
That's you
I'm gonna reset on my side
He's in the easy boat.
Yeah, he's in there.
I don't know what this street does.
Chad am I gonna defuse this?
I don't 100 killers work.
I'm on deactivation underway.
Oh my god bro.
Does it help you work for this?
No it doesn't.
What? Wow.
What the fuck is that?
That's the only shit I've ever seen.
What?
That stupid bullshit is that.
Now what?
Is it immediately I guess?
I
Like they're just drones that don't explode
Wow, that's the most just a fuse. I don't know how they worked. That's what I thought was gonna happen to be honest with you
What the hell is that? That's the most caught thing I've ever seen. That's okay. That's okay
You're kind of intuition right there ask you to have you get a
I think we have a I think it's going to be I think it's going to be a yeah we have a we have a fully
Try to get try to get a planet oh, they're all the three this month all through this one
Just try to stay live there. They don't know I'm here
Oh god, great stuff guys.
Should be two to two, but it is what it is, let's log in.
I think he meant one as in one guy, he's one guy.
Don't you mean Hodge?
No, he meant he was one.
Such a destroy.
Yeah, well, he definitely wasn't bad.
He has a stem that kills himself in full.
He has a stem that kills himself in full.
I won't call it anymore.
Listen, I still think they're gonna keep doing this
like roll as a pack.
So if you see one, you can just play for info,
let us know that they're going left or right side
and then we all just play together from there.
Agreed.
Yeah.
I think they're gonna keep doing exactly what they're doing
What's up? What's up? It's one HP
I'm trying to get behind them right now. They're gonna hold it. They're gonna hold it
Scum said there's one there's one you guys have a 3v1 just play together
They're in there, they're in there, they literally just hold each other's pockets, do not beat each other.
He's on B, he's on B, he's on B.
Nice shot, nice shot.
Yeah, I heard what you were saying, Nate, but I realized that it was one of Scum's teammates that was still alive, so.
No, no, I told you, here, you guys were together there.
Oh, okay, okay.
So like, legitimately, I'm not even saying that because you guys, like, are new to Cod,
and basically all pro play, if you get like a man advantage for you to be one,
as long as you stick together, it doesn't matter if it's Scum, you're gonna kill them.
That's true. That's not true. Yeah
Got it. Yeah, I have a UAV. I believe I will call it issues. I can
Mm-hmm. I'll get Bob. I'll get Bob. What we going? I think we I think we meet ball B because they're gonna hold a this time
They're not really watching anything so I'm just spring to get everything when they're right right side left side mid left side mid
One deep they watch out
Move back around a beat
one in the hut on B. One deep back left. One more at ring. Go A as fast as you can, opposite
to B. I'm sorry, B. He's probably going to go middle map. Just stick together. Whoever
has the bomb, run to their side where your teammate's at and plant on their side. Just
on their side. Seth is either gonna fight mid. Great kill Hodge. Great kill. 4v1.
I'm holding this one.
Mid.
That's the job.
Nice.
Let's go.
Alright, lock it in.
I think I have a skewer, by the way.
I'm not certain.
My book is telling me I have a skewer.
Alright, perfect.
So I'm pretty sure the way the skewer works
Make sure you don't throw it close to a wall and
You it should just go try to find somebody kill them
I would wait like 10 seconds into the round to use it. Don't use it right away. Okay
Defend the objective
We got you guys
They're all B. They're all right right now.
Scum's lurking right. Scum's lurking right.
Where they at? Air B.
Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Got him out of his A. He's at two down, two down, two down.
Huge.
Scum was far on the outside, on the outer rim.
Last seen.
Oh, no, he won't be. He's got two of us.
Together, together.
Hold on. If you can try to stay alive,
If you can try to stay alive, I'm pushing back around their side. I don't think I expected
Oh second floor holy shit that's a
Dude I was getting fights here, you know
I almost fall down though. I almost
I
Tracking is crazy
He's not he's unreal. I if I could shoot like him brother. Oh my god
Guys I
That's fine, it's not dragging. No, but at this store, I have a controller too, and I didn't do that
I
Bob I bob money
Speaking it scum is left. I wish you away. You should go away. You should go away. He's on me
He's in the window up to your left double. Let's be careful. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you right now. Oh my god
No
I see body look at your lap, you know just hold that for a second. There's another one there on the opposite side on the opposite side
We're planting the bomb
I listen go where your teammates at Seth is gonna be flying at you guys
Get inside get inside get inside get inside right now
This hot
What?
There's nothing you can do about that.
What?
I was inside!
What?
What?
We're getting a score streak diff this game.
You're this real?
I mean, damn, how many times in a score streak
can it make the difference in the whole damn tournament?
No way he's tea bagged with you.
What?
What?
No way!
No way!
No way!
All right, and if you guys think about it,
we've only lost two rounds and we've lost
and been because of these score streaks, so.
Don't even sweat for a second.
Literally, this is slipping.
Clean it up
When when these guys sweating right now?
These guys sweating
Yeah, they're perforating. They're bringing his back. We're bringing this back and lock it in easily
The corporation needs your best today it is that simple
He might have more score streaks though, so this could give me you any couple mid
Nice job
That was fun, yeah.
Nice!
Wow, UAV is unbelievably broken.
What?
Yeah, the UAVs aren't a lot of pro play, but...
I know what you mean.
Huge kill on scum. Good shit, Hutch.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Alright, listen, I think so.
I've been trying to go off in the last couple rounds like just find my own gap. I think we stick together
Always plays mid and be like he is pretty much rarely
Yeah, that's fine
one's locked behind the van, I got a stun on him, he went out
nice shot, alright we plant the bomb
lock it lock it lock it, keep on going
nice shot
nice shot
everyone
nice shot
come on guys, big round
big round
lock it lock it lock it lock it lock it lock it lock it lock it
let's close it out here, come on
Good job, good job
Hey guys, honestly whether we have offense or defense I say we do the same thing
I love the call
Got you Nick got you Nick got you Nick. The only reason they're winning is cuz scum can
Pick us up one by one. That's the only reason we stick together scum gets killed eventually we win
You guys should all be and I'll just spot a I
Protect the objective
We know whether if we don't see them at B. We're gonna know they're a day everybody just stick together
You don't have to go fast. We should do it together. Yep. What one once you're here. Oh my god
I will be shot for you for you. Oh
What did you guys
Wait, I'm gonna call this last round, I'm gonna call you, I'm gonna call this...
How much do you hurt?
What are the authorizing skills?
Oh, no.
You have E?
You have E?
Alright, you guys got a 2v1.
No window.
I'm worse.
2v1.
Take your time.
This is my first time playing in a game where I'm pretty bad at playing games for a while.
I'm gonna have to see how long I can walk.
I'm gonna have to do this and this and this and this and this and this.
I'm gonna have to do this and this and this.
Oh my god.
Coming back to 5-3, that's tip-able.
Great work.
Holy shit.
Let's go!
Tango, Tango, we gotta scupper down.
Did shit.
I love that.
Who paid Lily?
Who paid Lily?
Who paid Lily?
Actually, everyone has their moment team-killing each other, because like, our team doesn't
have much as well.
But the triple T-gun search and destroy is way worse than any other game, but because
you just instantly lose one round.
We won.
We won against Shubb.
We're done, right?
The best of three we still are gonna play one more game and if we can beat them here
We'll get plus three points, which will basically make us untouchable because we got T1
Let's do it. Let's do it and also quick question. What happened with that grenade to kill three people that round
What happened there? They threw a team nading I think I threw it out of the air went right as it came out of their hand
And it just blew up on all three
That was insane!
I didn't even think you could shoot an ace!
I'd have to go back and look at a VOD, but it looked like that way to me, but I don't want to sound like...
You're gonna hype it up, like you're hyping it up, yeah.
You talked the grenade out of that guy's hand!
I don't know, but that's what it looked like on my screen, but I could be completely wrong.
Yeah, fuck, are they gonna play it? Nah.
Alright, Chad's saying that's not what happened.
Well, that's...
Well, we can pretend that's what happened, because of the hypes of someone.
History
Yeah, really triple TK any triple tickets come she could probably like quad TK as long as it's no oh my god
Come on baby come on a big flank a big
They shot literally a need shot a need shots
I'm going back to look because I'm not trying to soak that up. Yeah, I appreciate you human. Oh, that's what happened
I don't care what the vodka says. That's what happened
Everyone can go sure. I think the ATT might be watching right now. So poop on themselves
Dude, are you really gonna hit a 16 hour stream today? Yeah, holy moly like that
Yeah, I woke up from jet lag this morning at 4 a.m. And I'm like, well, we just got to go
It's the longest you guys have ever streamed
Just 24 hours for me personally
I'll never do it again, it's great. No, it's so good 9 a.m. Last night
No, yeah, my child was telling me you and some real late. Yeah
Not getting fit it's exactly what I needed after a great
Today are you good? No, I'm good. I've got a burger
It's easy. I think I got about seven and a half hours of sleep. Yeah, yeah
Dude you're actually the Patrick name of like oh boy 3 a.m.
I actually eat burgers every day at 3 a.m.
Excellent bull right there was double-edit respect for you
Hmm. I mean only only a cultured gentleman could understand a spudge ball reference
So we okay, so by way can somebody explain to me the severity of plus three points, what is what does that mean?
So each each win each win so right now in the in the standings Ludwig's team is winning with plus two points
We are winning with only plus one because we we beat the team
we just played only by one point.
Mid steam was minus one before this.
So no matter what, we're getting plus two points
from this phase and we're going to surpass Ludwig steam
and they're going to be behind us.
Our team placing will give us each,
and I don't, you can correct me, Dale, if I'm wrong,
but like last year we all ranked individually.
But if our team wins, we get a shit ton of points
individually for the overall AT&T tournament.
Yeah, I honestly, I kind of wish it was number four weeks.
I want you all to do all the shit today today. No
She went to go throw the nade and she like had a completely open path and
Just
I am so sorry. I tried. Oh my god. I'm so sorry.
Wait, it does off of you guys.
I am so sorry.
Oh no.
No, Nate, actually you shot out of your hand though.
Yeah, it was crazy.
That's what it looked like on my screen for a second. No bullshit.
So winnable.
It's cause Ludwig is like doing something weird.
He's like strapping left and right on the angle.
That's so funny.
They just showed it where we're currently in first place with plus three points
So if we win this one, it means we have plus four as long as we beat T1's team
One time we went this whole division really unless I guess again, they go three and out which I don't think they will but we're good
That's what I'm getting reports from our pro call duty player one of the best players in the game
He thinks that in overload all we got to do is group up more and we get free points got it
Okay, so yeah, I mean what I was doing was just farming worthless kills a lot of the time
I'm not gonna lie now like I'm like catching their spawns and shit and shooting them in the side
No, no bullshit like and no kill it might sound like I'm like trying to be a nice guy
No kill like in call duty game mode doesn't matter because if you're killing people all spawned that's leaving and pressure off the rest of the map
Okay, okay, okay. There's no kill me. What is that saying? You're worth this piece of shit, you know, you should feel terrible about you
I'm gonna pee real quick. Oh, sorry, boss. Come on chat. Let's go. Okay, man. Just do better
Okay, I will I will I will boss. I swear
Yo peanuts at least responded in the group chat once in the last two weeks
Listen to me
We're using discord if you guys were I don't check you want to send you an email. No, no
That's enough checking that I
I
I'll send you a fucking a postcard man. I will turn this board notifications on somehow if I get figured that out I
Got you man
Yeah, I'm thinking about going and taking a lucky P. I took a pee between both those last matches
I don't really have to pee right now, but I feel like I can't mess up the flow. I mean, yeah
I know you got to get your lucky. Yeah, I got to keep it to say. Yeah
I'm gonna go try to I'm gonna go try to squeeze one out for good luck for good luck
You know for bro. Oh, hey realize there already have a lobby come from the next where are you guys ready in there?
Wait, am I sorry, I didn't I didn't know we have a lobby code. There's a lot. I'm sorry if we could join the lobby
That would be great. Oh, I see it now. Sorry. Look who's now checking discord. Mm-hmm double lift
So easy it is to get slipped up. I'll be I'll be a pre-crit. I'll be a pre-crit
Where is it? Is it the one that's at 908? Yeah, okay
So I'm gonna just assume Tyler's team has been having it rough
He's like legit shit talking me before the game
He's like nervous and I'm like did no one only people who are nervous ask other people if they're nervous
Yeah, he's nervous. That's crazy. Who's nervous? Tyler. Tyler was like, you know, messaging
me in cod. Oh, really? Yeah. Now, he does not come off as someone who gets nervous. Oh,
dude, Tyler is a crazy joke artist. I've played with him. Oh my gosh, I joined the wrong fucking,
Join the oh, I joined the wrong one. I'm under pressure. I joined I joined T1's lobby on accident. Where is our code?
Our code is in our
team chat
Team birth team. Let's see it. I literally just joined one. It was T1. Oh
We are in the one with T1. Oh wait the series is over against them. Yeah, yeah, that's a lobby
you're supposed to be in there buddy you're doing great. Oh, why we get to one now?
I thought we were going to get to come. I guess you only get that opportunity.
We won 2-0, so we don't have to play the third map.
That's the sense. Yeah, already qualified for grand finals, right?
We're going to play them again, I guarantee you. Yeah, I mean,
that team's not losing to anyone but us. Maybe they could actually,
I think they could lose to mith and jake and bake. No joke. And wait, we play.
We don't just play the three series and then we're done. We play a finals.
I think top two finals.
Yeah, yeah, the finals in the third place match.
It says this round open.
But do the matches, like how impactful
is the grand finals versus winning 3L
against all the other teams?
I think the...
If that's true, are we already in the finals
because we already won two?
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, unless I change the format,
like we, we, Tony still runs for another two hours.
So we still gotta play grand finals.
And then there's gonna be like a third play,
Like ours at at the end and we'll watch like that.
So we were to secure our spot in the finals.
We're done.
I got to be honest with you.
I think we're in and this is no disrespect to Seth.
I think we're probably going to play
myth and Jacob big team again.
Yeah.
I can see that.
I can see that because they have like three shooters on that.
Walk it.
Walk it.
All right.
Same map then.
Oh, hell yeah.
We need to finish this quick.
They're going to eat this food before I die.
Yeah.
How the fuck are you still breathing after that?
long streaming I've been I've been twice today but we're gonna wish me a nice
little victory lap first let's go come on
I'm playing very seriously but I'm definitely gonna just perm a can tie
I went on swan
There's three top mid literally three people
We're missing somebody I think they're going around
Oh my god, there's three in their spawn?
No, in their spawn.
I'm not sure what they're doing.
Yeah, there's like running around and...
I think it's one of the saddest boys.
Oh, no.
Uh, one...
Alright, that's how you want to play T1. Let's lock it in.
I was gonna, I wasn't gonna do that.
I wasn't gonna do it, but we'll do it.
Requesting restart above.
Using scout.
I may have just fumed around that corner.
We're going all the way around to the left, guys.
Pretty much all of them.
I'm on it.
A couple are still going out mid.
Jack, can you change streaks of the game?
No, right?
Guys, skewer, guys, skewer.
Don't push up too far, they're gonna spawn in the back on us.
They already did, already did.
Yeah, yeah.
I spawned one.
Just switch everything.
Then this gracious.
I ended you get...
I even know there's a double jump.
They're just on left now?
of
those men to make them
I'm on the point in a sec.
I'm probably not dead, monies are dead.
I'll still kill me, you are!
There's gonna be one of you guys in middle map.
Yeah, behind us one.
Yeah, right there, summit, in corner on hardpoint.
In the corner on the hardpoint.
Oh my god!
I'm dying to Emily Wang.
I thought I said this.
Come on up.
Oh
I'm sorry, you know, my name didn't bounce
Like I thought it would
I we can't solve the spawns are spawning where the next hill is
Well, you have to pick up someone else's weapon, I think
One's up on top top window is he
Hey, just jump on me
There'll be all the way to your guys right right now.
They all run a cold blooded?
They're coming back, I see more of the map.
One more there, one more there.
Call us, call us, call us, call us.
Uh, one more.
One behind, Plank.
Nice.
I'm shouts, I'm shouts.
Oh, he got me, got me, I got him.
Yeah, Summit and Tyler and...
No, someone, I don't know who that is.
One's going through me.
I can't hit some of these my kryptonite. I'm going around. Oh, there's one upper window mid
That are there are there nukes in a pregame or in private match
No way though. We just add that. No, I'm not even trying to be disrespectful. I'm not even trying to be disrespectful
I'm just trying to figure out how hard I should play for if it's possible spawn flip
One more.
No, I'm fucking stupid as shit.
Yeah, you son of a bitch.
Fuck yeah, brother.
How did you get to that?
I'm arriving skewer flight.
Scout pulse activated.
Why did I just do that?
Contesting hard point.
Oh, I'm sorry.
One more backside corner corner corner right side corner right side corner right side immediately as you go in
They're going to the next point I think
Hardpoint located. I'm getting bored like I'm actually getting bored
I'm behind them as well
Hardpoint locked out
Yeah, you got to somebody save the idiot's face.
Oh, you idiot!
Yo, what is up with this gun making fucking punch?
Like, you got to keep...
We're the winners!
I shall.
Yeah!
Let's go!
Oh my goodness, what the lineup?
Hmm.
nice round boys very good very good very good very good very good now let's stay
professional boys all right let's do it now I will say mr. double lift was that
of of the um non hard variety oh perhaps perhaps it was perhaps it was the
non hard for dude I was getting farmed by Jinji and just sitting on the point like
80% of the game like damn I wish somebody would just come in here give me a
little action. After playing scumps team. To be fair, let me just say this, any team
you face after scump is going to seem easy. Any team you face in the world after you face
scumps team is going to seem a little easier. You know what you're right? I was highly stimulated.
My adrenaline was pumping like crazy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I was hard the entire time
You do think y'all so much
Oh and ten against her. I love you. Thank you. She got me. She got me from that corner, right?
Even love
He won't seem as mental as gone, but there's no way.
There's no shot.
What do you mean?
I feel like Spirit's gotta be chill on that team.
Yeah, they're probably relaxing.
They're probably relaxing.
She's hanging around, talking strategy to how it is.
That was a good vibes guy.
Yeah.
Oh shit, we going to game?
I do not underestimate your enemy
I gotta be honest with you. I thought it was in search, but
This is fine
Wait, so nature I don't want to restart three times
No, that's all right. That's all right. I don't like this green Lambo spawn. Can we just like
Go again. It's kind of funny. It's just random. I
Could have sworn I put it on then all three games for this for against in this match
Oh, dude, this garage looks like your garage, Nate.
I think we know how we meatball be.
Eliminate the objective.
Meatball, oh shit, okay, I didn't realize you were attacking.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm gonna hold mid for a second.
Fuck it!
In water one.
Water?
We have be
Dude that terrible call for me whoever I got killed I apologize
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I'm getting words that Scumsteam lost game one.
Oh, that's good news. That's good news. That's good news.
That's good news. Okay. We had to win.
I would rather face the first TV face than Scumsteam, even though both were the adversaries.
I would rather play Scumsteam.
Agreed. Yeah. Really?
I kind of knew what they were doing bro. It was kind of I mean maybe it's cuz I
Had him play against like a 5v5 setting, but they were kind of moving
Nice good stuff
Oh
That's your pressure right there, bro
I got UAV.
That's fucked up, bro.
I died to Dizzy.
No!
One's in Gazebo, one's behind Gazebo.
You can plant A and watch your mid steps.
I basically have all mid right now, guys.
Okay.
Wait, what happened?
the stream
oh my god
right it's a job dude there's no way
now is the time to do this
fuck it just teabags me after he killed me
No way, no who?
Yes, I don't know, I don't know who, who wants that?
Who wants that?
YouTube's fine?
That's just getting me.
I don't want, I don't want.
YouTube's fine, but Twitch is going in and out.
Oh my goodness.
I'm running it down to it, I'm running it down to it.
I don't think we're gonna make it.
Defend the objective.
Does anybody have a UAV?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
They'll be too?
Um.
Hmm.
One more.
There's like three mid.
In the room.
They need to be.
They're close right to you right there.
Oh, three in that room still.
Oh, oh my god.
They went to the right as well.
Oh my god
It's twitch servers, it's not us, YouTube is fine, Kink is fine, it's twitch servers
I'm on the way to the check.
The guy's blocking the check right now.
It's fantastic.
We're running around.
We're getting there.
Thank you, Twitch.
Nate shot our team caller.
We need a captain right now, dude.
Yeah, we need a captain.
We need a captain.
We need a captain.
It's a server that we are connected to, Chuck.
It's the same server.
He's dead.
If he's dead, then there's no way this guy's long dead.
There's no Nate.
There's no Nate.
There's no Nate.
There's no Nate.
There's no Nate.
No, no, you guys are no great.
You guys don't even need me.
Look it.
You're all pro-call three players.
I would just tell my chat that I have a negative ice, that's it.
I'm panicking, bro, I'm panicking, dude.
I'm just a head case, tracking under pressure.
I'm dead.
Incazebo one.
I can't be dizzy.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't be dizzy, Incazebo.
Incazebo one.
Incazebo got it.
And then there's spawn, jacking off.
Where is this guy?
Oh, he's...
Um, it was Dizzy last round.
Okay, buddy, nice!
Yeah!
Nice job.
I can't work top down, bro. Like, if you're not locked in...
Bro, we should be... we should be...
Sorry, I'm in bot lane right now.
Fuck him, dude.
Yeah, it'd be amazing.
Really?
Are we...
What's bot lane?
Are we gonna be wearing clothes?
It's a league thing.
There's three lanes.
I want to be that the character where you suck your teammate up, and then you just run away and
What's that what's that called again?
Yes, Lee what is it Tom Kench Tom Kench yeah, you guys always play Tom Kench against us. They drove me fucking insane. Yeah. Yeah, I
Got you
No one's here, you know?
Oh, I see one's here.
Yeah, they're gonna be down there.
Aye, there's two in the...
Got em all, got em all.
Nice.
You guys going crazy?
I gotta be...
Oh, yeah, you can hear it.
I got em, I got em, I got em, I got em.
Who knifed him, actually?
That's not lucky, kid.
should have been
You have beautiful dredge massage. Thank you. Oh my god
I thought it was seven. I'm sorry
Take one hostage wait, hold on hold on if you get behind somebody and you hit the
I lost it. Oh, you guys are playing keyboard. No. So is that your night button? Yeah, you just hit the
Hit it twice. You take somebody hostage
Why are you sitting there Genji?
Right laying down
Black ops
I'm with you bro. Yeah, is there anything we can do but are we just gonna sit here?
This is what ten thousand hours of dark looks like
it's over for us I just shot a fucking body bro I've shot dead bodies by like
four times in the same it's just like prone players dude I'm gonna be in a
They're really common spot
One dead a one dead a another one here
One more on you peanut in front of you right right close right close right close right
Great work, that's just great work.
You still haven't seen it.
Oh, sorry.
The entire chat saying that something's happening.
So we're done with the grand finale.
Yeah, now we have to play the grand finals, dude.
Oh my God.
Are the remads, if it's going to be myth and jake and bake, dude,
it's going to be so close.
Gaster, guys, guys,
So, it's a secret, but I'll sit down for this one.
Okay.
Didn't warm up at all.
Okay.
I'm just waiting to see what, what Gav wants to do chat.
I don't know.
I don't know how to fix this.
It's a two PC setup.
It's the Twitch servers.
I'm literally seeing the people getting booted out of the stream.
It might be good for you, but I don't think it's good for like 95% of literally everyone else in here. So what is, uh,
What is there to do the mainstream is lagging?
Yeah, it's a twitch issue, but youtube and kicker are perfect right now
Hey, is any of you guys having issues with your twitch servers right now my shit's bugging
No, oh, wait. Yeah, my kbps is low as fuck. Oh my god. Are you mention it? Yeah?
Should be no, I don't have no I use like I rolled out run so that my stream doesn't go down one bit
It's fucked. So I'm getting 9.2 kbps. It should be like 16
Got you gab. So what what can I do gonna look can I do anything?
Can we do anything or we just sit here and let it do its thing? I don't understand
I
Everybody says everything everybody says it's fine. Yeah, it was fun for me. Yeah, I'm taking I'm looking at the KBS
It's about a half of what it should be my shit's yet. Yeah, no
Because if you look at the mainstream like oh
Never mind. That's because I had that false alarm. I had it at 360 B
Oh
No, I'm looking at it too people are saying in the chat like F F twitch twitch is having issues
Yeah, okay, that's my thought
My god look at this movement, bro
17 and 5 and his recipes team mix combined 4 and 20. Oh my god
The rest of his team skills combined times 4
That's insane this is a lovely that's insane
At one point he was 27 and three
In search beautiful work. It's like that are usually not because it's like if you die once or if people just
I see every time I would hear hot say stomp is dead
Came over my system. Yeah
I just hold up after that like it was concerning. Oh see it's happening here, too
Well, let me get a big thing. We're gonna be sick. I gotta see I gotta say fresh. I gotta say friends. We get a big sick
I think something is actually kind of wrong with which because even trying to load this stream
To the king of time and the king well what a bad time
And then cat me
No, that's gonna be your grand finals matchup. Yep team adapt has indeed adapted myth bringing the goods
This is the team
You call them the bungalows
Get a lot of this guy
Wow, that was too quick to actually work. Yes. It's a thing
I know it's a real thing. It's what is a buggy later. No idea. It is loads of the mid chat.
Naid, they're calling for picks and bans.
How can you tell it's going to be?
How can you tell my whole chat to stay af stream with them?
How can you tell my nap in the grand finals?
Say what?
Oh my god.
This has you written all over it.
Did you tell my whole buggy that it's at the right?
Oh shit. AT and T's went down.
Oh no. Wait, that's what?
What at least it might be on me my index no no no it's going in and out for everybody my shit's cooked
Everyone's just getting kicked out
are you guys both
I'm an LA yeah, I'm west coast still minus fine. Oh my god, dude
You have to watch this Tyler clip bro. This is exactly what I'm talking about bro. The vibes got to be so
I just I just put in our team chat man. He's so upset. He's so who died to my night
Oh
It's gonna be a long three weeks. It's gonna be a long three weeks for them
We're gonna be getting you a standing update here at any moment.
We're gonna be getting the next lobbies started.
We're gonna hear from production on what match we'll be watching.
And we've got our standings update right here.
So at the end of our round, Robin, let's see.
Third place team Bloodwing.
So that is going to be scum and team Bloodwing.
I'm booting back out. I'm booting back out.
Back up
Yo, what up
Yeah, honestly that wasn't as big as the snap as you guys let on
I feel bad for who's he talking to
Funny because I heard Jinji over there, he's a tournament, he's a fan of the flames, Jinji I don't know if he does some of this but Jinji is kind of one of my main guys.
Oh, Jinji, I watched you and Jinji just went down for me for $100.
Oh yeah, I'm proud of that.
That was my favorite thing to do after a long stream bro, I just put it on the TV and Lena at the beginning, she's like who the fuck is this guy, is this like annoying Orange?
and I was like no no no you don't understand bro I do what's hurting ideally
sorry he's gonna be like so big and she became a bongulator no joke
laughing and like started looking forward to the streams dude that's that
fucking sweet you know actually it says I I'm actually about doing me Genji
officer throwback talk on on that oh dude I've never watched I'm not gonna lie
I only ever watch your stream once when you're doing a Halo marathon
And I was like who is this guy and he's like somehow making like watching Halo fun
And then I watched you get into our graders and I was like this guy's the best and then I've never watched Tarkov in my life
But I would totally watch that
There's a good reason I don't play that game
Very good reason they're gonna just fly over and I'm literally not gonna play the game the entire eight hours
But if I give it a shot, what does that mean?
Like, like, because of stream snipers or what?
Yeah, so like stream snipers, you know, some games are manageable.
Some games are not manageable.
That is a completely unmanageable game.
I will spawn in.
I have a guy fly over to me.
I'll die instantly, eight hours in a row.
I basically won't be able to play the game.
Like, like I'm hoping that rarely, luckily I have made them all just
like here to Winston.
Most games are just going to be walking out of spawn, dying instantly.
Okay.
That's because that already happens to you in art.
Yeah, it's even worse in Tarkov.
Yeah, it's even worse because it all actually, if you have
really good teammates like clumsy stuff you can like maybe kind of like kill
like 14 five teams in that game if there's a cheetah that wants to get to
get to this nothing you do about it and it's one bullet wow that's one and you're
like ten times more known now that that's crazy yeah you know you're not
gonna get that there isn't like in our creators will be like oh let's just
hatch out that that doesn't exist there's almost all you have to do the
extract like there's well on most maps there's one maybe two extracts you can
go to and people will spawn at them and just not move the entire rate sometimes
guys listen listen listen we're playing Den hard point again now I know we lost
in the first time but all the other maps we had never played before we know how
to play then we've seen then I think it's the right call is just a great
finale it's the grand finale for search and destroy now look now we have time
to talk about it for search and destroy we're playing scar all right that's the
map that we played overload on against them in the first series.
Gotcha. I remember that one. Yeah, that was good. But I'm
gonna run it down real quick for how that map normally plays for
just like 30 seconds. Do you guys remember the now one side of
the map had like an airplane that was just kind of like laying
on the ground and it was like a very long line of sight. Yeah.
And then the opposite side sort of like parallel to it was it
have like two wooden steps that all kind of met up towards like the middle you know it was
trying to explain it better um
Yeah, all right
When we played the scar overload
That right side of the map say we spawned like looking
Uh
Fuck I don't have no way
Is this the one that looked like it was a giant?
This is the one that looked like it was a giant.
Saloon?
Yeah, it's Twitch.
Yeah, yeah, giant saloon.
Exactly, Yvonne.
Yeah.
It kind of looked like an old, western, like saloon,
like that outside area.
In search and destroy, that's normally
where a lot of the fighting happens.
It's really all about control for that,
because you meet there at the same time.
The side of the map with like the airplane out the open,
the majority of the time does not really get played too often.
So when we go to search on that map,
It's going to be a lot of fighting mid-map,
and it's going to be a lot of fighting at that saloon area.
But you really have to be careful about how you peek,
because both sides are exposed to each other.
So the defenses are really, really important.
Is the saloon side the one where there's a second story?
I got to do it really fast.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's nothing we can do for the last game.
There's nothing we can do.
We just got to sit here with our hands in our pants
and just let it fucking die,
like there's nothing we can do.
We can't switch the server code,
or like the server that we're streaming to,
that's impossible.
Yeah, I know you guys are good on YouTube and on kick, but I don't know.
Yeah, nature. Did you have any like lucky rituals when you played?
I just going to sound insane, but
and I'm serious when I say this, I was a big believer that teams that pee together when together, like, oh,
if one of your players like in between maps has to go to the bathroom on stage, all go together.
No, that's that's a very common one.
Another one is like, everyone has to eat at the same time.
That's that's something.
Yeah, even if you're not even the same thing.
I had a lucky pair of stocks.
I like that.
Isn't this the second year in a row that this happened?
Yeah, lucky condom as well.
Yeah, get those on.
Get those on.
Get those on.
Oh, he's always telling me.
Those on.
Wait, when does this grand finale start?
I'm pumped up.
I'm ready to go.
I'd start here soon.
Are we just on the lobby?
Yeah, just a few remakes in.
We'll be good.
The juicing.
Trying to think these damn score streaks
They had a lot of them
Yeah, I mean dude the one where it literally just gave aides on the map for like a minute straight
Should not scump had that that we don't have to worry about that with them
And I don't think these guys are bad enough to where I'm gonna be able to get up to that score streak
But oh, you have to do it. I'm gonna have one. Yeah, I'm gonna have UAV on I'm gonna have counter UAV on and
and
Look I stopped talking to me. Well, you said it sir. Yeah, hon the last last thing last thing so can everybody go into their loadout
Yeah, yeah, and you don't need to make this more complicated if you don't if you don't want to but if you um for me
It's my left-click and I can open up like the class and I can like duplicate it chap for them on keyboard mouse
What does it do right click duplicate? Okay. I want you to duplicate your most used class, right?
And it'll be somewhere at the end
Yeah, and I want you to go into the
Let's see is it the third perk. Okay the third perk slot. Okay, and it's called cold-blooded
Yeah, you that yes
All right, listen if you die and we know they have a UAV up in the air
Just switch to that class until the UAV is gone and with cold-blooded. They don't they won't see you on the map
Got it. Gotcha. There are many that's you. I think we should save that for it. They have big kills
She's like groans. I need to change it up anything. Just you said boss. This is you said change it
No, but it doesn't need to be like super complicated. It could be very very quick
But I that's why I'm saying like if it's too complicated just don't do it, but I'm just saying it can't be helpful
I'm getting word that it's ghost not cold-blooded.
Alright, well my chat they're all fucking stupid.
Here we go.
Let's go find ghosts.
That's the first perk.
Yeah, instead of ninja, ghost.
Wait, so it's a container ghost and cold-blooded?
No, keep the X-terity on if that's what you've been running.
So you're not...
Undetectable by enemy scalpels and UAV.
Yeah, UAV is by the most important.
So I just have a class ready to go for it.
I'm going to switch to it really quickly if I need to okay, so I got the
I'm probably gonna run go to a cold-blooded and see this where they have something devastating
I mean, what's the what's the chances of it? I mean, I'm looking at
And all these other people are doing fantastic. I just got what I go
Dude nice congrats
Or me when I do I do nothing
you might you might be an MVP bro oh it's only on the east coast yeah let's go
let's go let's go peanut let's do it all right all right all right now
remember on this side the hill comes back to us to the left so I don't want
it over thinking in like play too scared but if we uh get killed from anybody behind us we're
probably gonna spawn on the other side of the map. Thanks much. Okay. Okay. I'll try to do my best
to like hold this spawn but we're playing for mid we want points but just remember this side is
what we kind of want to hold. Okay. We'll be all right. And if we lose the map we lose the map.
don't stress there's no stress oh hell no we're not stressing
one down a depth of mid
mid
one top mid
mid's far back on the right side
second floor mid
push up push up
yeah hard point
top top top above you
Everyone's playing scare to stay on that point.
Oh, I'll second blood again.
Call you a beat.
Contesting my point.
Alright, Nip, this is running cold blooded. Just you guys know.
Hard point identified.
Enemy's trickling me. Make them regret it.
I think Nip is pushing around behind us.
I'm down.
down the middle everywhere I'm on I'm on the next one already I'm on area on next
hard point after possible you may be established above oh my god
oh my god they're gonna spawn to right to our right to our right on the roof top
I can't get him with nades in hell.
Now there's a clone there, you gotta shoot at that thing to test time if we have an
opportunity.
Oh
Nice job hitting we got 19th we got 10 seconds
Going to that left side. Oh, hey one's already pushed up on our side waiting for you to run by
In that wall area. I got three. I need help on hill coming. There's one right in front of you
They're gonna be swanning right across you double it. Yeah. Yeah
Fucking clone is so stupid
We got squads, so I've ready to push towards the hill and take you.
I claim to lead.
Hostile UAV established above.
Yeah, I'm switching to UAV loadout, bro.
I'm actually...
I might go up to the next one.
Yeah, we can.
Hard point identified.
Come on, come on, come on.
Yeah.
Hostile counter UAV above.
Oh my god, I just killed the I'm so sorry
They're all in the back. They're all in the back. Just flood the front
There's only two alive if you guys can flood the front of the new get those kills
Pushing in
Not that nice. Oh a window there are the windows as a window
on site on site on site
Hossils have the hard point
got him he's dead
on site
I got three
nice
pushing from mid side
mid side
jumping cable
he's in mid
oh, for window area
I'll push the window
I should be able to pick them up
two from side mid
two from side mid
I should be able to pick them up.
Two from side mid, two from side mid.
The field took the hard point.
One's pushing to our side at the bottom middle.
We're gonna be one on the hill.
On the right side.
Just keep looking at that hill.
I'm going on, I'm going on.
I'm on it.
We got cover UAVs up in the air.
One's flanking us right now, I'll pick it up.
Kill two.
Just push through.
Push through now.
I'm trying to push behind them to help us get spawned.
Good delay down in the quarter.
You mind if I go down the corner?
I'm behind them, we got spawns.
Listen, they're all in the spawn on the rooftop now.
Nah, just kill the clone, I think they got a clone inside of it.
I
Everybody just keep playing the hill they're all gonna be on these rooftops
I'm going to go next one more on the side. That's only fun as five seconds left. We're only down by 20
If you guys
One's on our side.
On site, on site.
Nice.
One's still there.
Careful.
Oh, sure.
Hostiles released a skewer.
I still have a teammate.
Yeah, that was me.
That was me.
That was me.
That was me.
That was me.
That was me.
That was me.
That was me.
That was me.
That was me.
That was me.
That was me.
That was me.
That was me.
Don't worry.
Just keep collapsing together.
Just keep pushing together.
This is great.
They got no UAVs up in there.
I got a few UAVs up in the air.
They're still trying.
Read up read up read up. Try to get the time try to get the time
They're all middle map right now go to the next one. They're pushing our side. They're pushing our side bottom in
I got one stunned
Too big too big
They're all pushing for the next hill, so try to back up if you can
Nice
You got a great collapse on this everybody just go together
Don't be afraid to slide in we'll trade you
They're probably gonna flip to where we just were I'm gonna get out of the hill somebody get in it
I'm gonna hold spawn
They're gonna be in the back now they're gonna be in the back where we were just coming from
You are incoming!
Cure!
In the room right next to you guys.
Straight time.
We're tied up.
Great job.
It's going back to middle map now.
I'll show you guys.
Nope.
Middle map dead.
One more dead.
Good job.
One more here.
Guys, one more.
Alright, side middle map.
Alright, side middle map.
Killed me.
Last guy.
guys I have a one more right side middle man kill me last time close
I'll get the other one going on oh second floor
got me middle
I got a few third I got that one
hold them off time for now until we get off spawn
yeah yeah
I'm so sorry
one more right side
I got him stunned I'm pushing it
somebody get on the hill
There's one coming up from mid-left.
Holy shit, I thought I was meant to do two more about a mid.
Two more about a mid pushing out to the mid-hill.
Just holding the iron.
Now, let me push all the way around the left.
Just go all the way around the back.
Nope, I'm dead.
What's going on?
You're doing great.
Double lift.
I love that.
Double-factor, baby.
Hard point located.
Going to new one.
Hard point contested.
Got one, got one.
I got one new.
I'll hold this way.
I got two new.
They're spawning the back on me.
They're going to be at the standard case.
Hard point.
No, there's somebody on the hill.
Contesting hard point.
Nice. Oh, no, man. We're going to get them in the back, stairs in the back.
I don't want to get in the back while you can.
It's okay. We're trying to pinch from there together.
We're going to get a nice little team push here.
Got UAV up.
Right from the outside.
One dead out. Outside.
I got it.
I'm going to get back. I'm going to get back. I'm going to get back. I'm going to get back.
I just got some.
We got a nice little pinch on this one.
I'm going to be afraid to go in.
I'm in. I'm in.
One back side, one point, tight right, tight right!
Nice job!
Just keep reinforcing the hill, just keep going straight in the hill.
I'll pick up your guys on the right.
Got it, got it, got it.
Nice, two outside!
Also, you may be a fellow striker.
Just hold that, you three hold that, I'm picking up mid-map for the next one.
Get outside one!
I'm going identified.
Probably gonna be one all the way to the right on the new hill.
All of this, you guys go, all of this, you guys go!
Go go go go go go go go go...
Okay I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going...
The lawnmower is bleeding it. Oh my God.
Hard point adapted.
Hostiles have the hard point.
That's dead.
I stopped.
They're gonna be on my spot.
Get in the hill, get in the hill.
I'm in it, I'm in it.
They're gonna be mid map right now in front of me.
Do that mid map.
I'm just hiding honestly. I'm falling.
Seems like we were hard when they were 6v2 right now.
No, no, just don't even think about it.
I'm behind Spongebob!
Yeah, yeah, one point.
Spongebob, two lead!
Yeah.
One HP, one HP.
Let's give a release this task.
Nice shot, guys!
We got it.
Nice fucking job!
Oh, man.
You guys are locked in. Great work.
Let's go!
Let's go tell me I'm not a part of the best play. What is that dude? It's so cheap
I mean messages in a Kimbo's clown side quite frankly
And we're still gonna whoop them. Go ahead. Say go ahead. Say it. I don't respect it
Oh, hey, this is our mode search and destroy next right?
He's using all the tools that are available to him. I get it, but god damn brother. I have you know humanity
Just start D-dossing us. Have you no morals? Yeah, start D-dossing us, buddy.
Yeah, just do it.
I don't know what you're saying.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm actually not going to get clipped.
Sigh! Sigh!
And I really do got to use my active Camo. I keep forgetting that thing exists.
Dude, every time I activate Camo, I get a free kill.
Food is here. Oh, no, I can't.
Oh, yeah, wait, food is here for me, actually.
They might start her very quickly.
I
Think everyone on this team killed double lift at least once
I legit have team killed peanut like five times. That's all right. He's team killed me like three times
So it's I feel so bad now
I'm just like shooting and then you know like the time to go so fast if someone just walks in front of your bullets
They incident
Not happens. It happens. It's gonna happen like you can't even and overthink it
Yeah, don't even sweat it if it happens it happens. Yeah. You guys are playing great
man. This is awesome. Let's win this search. Now look, I really do think that this first
round of search is just going to be like what you guys learned so quickly about SCAR. I
mean, who knows, they might not play the map the way that it's supposed to be played, but
majority of the time. I mean, like I'm not trying to sound more dramatic than I need to be, but like
in professional play, all of the fights happen at like one very specific part of the map.
And if we could just nail that down using like stuns and nades are going to be really important.
Like you can throw a stun over the corner to see if they're playing there. If you get a hit
marker with it, you throw a nade, it we're all just going to have to work together and trade
each other out because you basically meet there at the same time and it's like a bang out.
Yeah, so you see you remember this right here this area right there. Yeah, it was a little in the middle whatever. Yeah, so it okay
Okay, got it. I mean if everyone's gonna hold W there, we should just yeah
So this left side of the map this left side of the map is gonna be big
But if somebody wants to play the top of our building you can watch mid map
You don't have to overchall it people might try to flank through the all the way
I wish I could throw a ping up on the far right side over here
some people might want to try to run a route
and try to take us by surprise
ZUCK IT IN BOYS!
BUSH IT!
Alright, I'm gonna go up the left side
two or three people should come with me
I think we should do a lot of things together that we were doing before
I'm also coming
I'm not sure if they know, but I'm gonna try to take space here
I got one
There's one more on the top of their main building
Listen
You guys can probably plant the bomb and bring the pressure to them
I
Don't allow me to do so make sure you lay down when you plant it. I need to lay down when you plant it
All good all good
That's how this map normally goes don't even sweat it
Enemies have disarmed the ball
Fine get ready for the next one
I
Know now you're fine. I overchild myth have to get a one kill and
For so long arm goes down I keep holding it the second I leave it I get shot in the ass
I'll play top
Protect the objective
I don't know if I've made my ends, but double if they're gonna be here quick as hell, bro.
Yeah, yeah, I'm holding second.
I'm gonna try to crawl up outside.
They're looking for B. They're looking at B and 4B right now.
This one outside here.
I'm going.
Nice job, brother.
Very good.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Very good.
Top one.
One hostel remaining.
We could have been on the outside near me.
Listen, we got a 4-1.
I basically have all of the A's on their side.
You guys just roll together, okay?
Just stick together.
Yeah, for sure.
spawn okay just make sure we're rolling again guys we're all kind of split up
right now okay I'm with you he's locked going up going up half health what's
that and I promise you I'm not trying to sound like a drill sergeant like yeah
You're doing great.
No, I love it.
I love you guys.
Yeah.
I think we all extremely appreciate that you are.
Yeah.
Well, I'm going to sound like a broken record if we have that main advantage is literally
find a buddy and go everywhere together.
Got it.
All right.
Last time I'll say it.
Lock it.
Lock it.
Lock it.
Lock it.
Lock it.
Lock it.
Lock it.
Lock it.
Lock it.
Lock it.
Lock it.
Lock it.
works but you gotta like your life while looking for the kills we do not have
bomb. You're right. Oh, I'll grab it. I'll grab it. He peeked me on, uh, on plane.
3B5. Good luck.
I don't like that plane area. I'm gonna stop going there.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm losing this game right now. I got to walk in.
I got a lock in.
One was over here.
Fuck, how good is that to camo, chat?
How the hell is that over here?
Are these guys an eagle eye?
I thought I was about to get around the whole damn map.
I didn't even see him, the angle he's holding.
Oh, it's- he's like, jiggling it all the time.
Okay, he's gonna see that pretty well, actually.
Yeah, he has to.
Yeah.
So, adapt this plane, that airplane, I think.
I think he's gonna go back there.
The- well, I'll talk about that in a second.
Alright.
Fuck that side of the map.
We gotta keep an eye on it on defense, but fuck it.
We don't even need to go over there.
We- if- if you wanna lurk, Hutch, you could play the top of our building
and just go back and forth between mid-window, watching the flank,
and get an info mid-map.
Yes, sir.
Got it.
Oh, I'm stuck in one bid.
Yeah, they're looking towards B. They're like B.
I'm dead B.
Two down B.
Nice job. I'm behind them right now.
Great job guys.
I'm healing. I'm healing.
I'm healing my time play your life and let need plank
Other side of the airplane
Oh, yeah, one more one more
Oh
Everybody on twitch
Just doing twitch
for today I don't know what's happening I don't know what I'm sorry it's nothing
we can do I listen I'm gonna try if you guys gonna play up on this left side of
a I'm gonna try to get out in the middle building okay as fast as I can
try not to die okay I'm dropping it I dropped it I dropped it I dropped it
I'm lurking I think I got a UAV I gotta go off fast there's one upper one more
back left steps, back left steps, you guys can wait if you want to climb tix with this
UAV or you guys can do your thing, I'll let y'all play, I'm gonna UAV myself actually.
We're on top, we don't be careful, wait, what, are you in the middle building right now?
There's two in there, one more, one more, 100%.
Dead
One right to your right give on to right actually they're both above you right now on the steps
Last person is on the middle truck if you look at that top middle map you could see that the little blue arrow right there
Yeah, just stay alive. I just got your cross. Can we play?
actually went crazy there.
Oh no.
That's your party.
That's not an easy kill.
You pulled out the door and you still spit on him.
Good shit. Come on baby. Good work. Good work.
Yeah spit on him.
Yeah he's anyway.
Search and destroy.
Dude.
What a rush. What a rush. Alright.
And listen, those UAVs are huge, so great job of staying alive and getting them.
They're gonna snipe, they're gonna snipe from the master.
I'm gonna try and play a little bit closer this time.
One to opposite of this.
One CRD.
Anything that goes down, I don't see anything.
Not good, I'm dead.
I could kill.
Missed a bitch headshot left side D
Yeah times low put your head down listen obviously we have all of a right now if you guys can hold me
They're looking to go be at the moment. I think
One day dead. Oh one made one made oh
One more B side airplane
I'm running.
One more same exact spot, not further left.
Oh, I'm sorry.
We're not going down on my back.
I can win that.
Get yourself together.
I'm going to try.
Just like they might try to get aggressive this round if I were the ones calling it for them
They might just like try to push a B side or fight out a
What's bottom a what's bottom a around that corner?
He's got he's done
Yeah, there's one prone behind the blue box and then there's one in the mini
We're gonna come from behind you Wow, I need to stop the tires.
Lock it in boys, lock in, lock in We need to lock in boys, we need to lock in.
No we're fine, we're fine, we're fine, we're down five, three, two times your time, we
got plenty of time, plenty of time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're chillin'
I
Mean if you guys really want to we could try a bread and butter that we did before and
Go down mid. No, I don't think we go down mid. They get much info if we all just want to run down the left side as a team and just go
Yeah, yeah
We might want to cancel this and back up and just play
Oh, he's one.
He's one.
His jam is down.
Oh, he has UAV on there.
Can I get him?
Can I find an A?
Enemy's CUAV established over here.
Bottom in map.
Nice shot from the depth.
Adapted, adapted.
One's up top.
One's second floor on A.
Meteor's dead.
Two second floor.
Nice!
Nice!
Good work boy good work
Let's go
Not know that was an angle that was huge
It's for UAV. Oh, I mean I have one more UAV up. I'm not sure but I have a UAV myself
I think it's a personal one
You got a combat. Yeah, listen. Listen, you might be close. Do you have a normal UAV like I've applied though?
I guess one of your streaks. Yes. Yes. All right. You're like one kill away from getting an actual UAV
So you should play your life
Let me know I got bomb on accident dropping there. Give it to you peanut
I think it's on I have personal one. I'm not seeing anything
of
the
death of
death
of
Don't can't sneak the bomb plant. Just go prone and sneak down there. My there's one right in front of you my PQ
All right, he's up on the stairs above you guys can see everybody on the mini-map right now
Now behind you behind you on the truck. Oh my god
Beautiful watch now you can see him on your mini-map just work
UAV exiting DAO.
I'm gonna much out of the bomb.
What?
How does he know?
He might not have got it if it's seven and a half seconds.
It's gonna be close, but he might not have gotten it.
No, I think he got it.
I think he...
I think he got it.
Oh my goodness!
Oh!
I can't believe you should just take the one. I don't know
Yeah
Now that was hard. I mean dude, I can't believe he's so ready for that angle
Killed up we good. This is where we work boys. We work is we work right here
Protect the objective
You ever you any now? Oh, yeah, run that
They're all coming over here to my side a side three four
Oh, not good.
Hostiles released a skewer.
They got a skewer.
Oh, fuck.
Traded for Emmy real. Oh my god, I keep thinking I have a stun on.
Time's low. Put your head down and get it done.
Is there UAV still up you think? Yeah, there it is.
What the dabs one the dabs one this dead he's gonna be healed up now. They're going through mid-hunt
Okay guys
We got a next we got an X mark
I
Want one one one one
Come on
Come on
We're good. We're good. We're good. Streams not good, but we're good. We are good.
I could have. You know what's insane to me? You want to know how I know Twitch is just
absolutely. It's going to be overload.
Is that now we play this happening not a long period and this map gets a little tricky because if they take ball to one side
You spawn pretty far away
So we just got to stay close together and make really like cohesive pushes with the ball
Like if we can get the ball in our hands and stick together like a fucking, you know like we're
In offensive line trying to run this HB draw like we're in there
But you
Yeah, yeah, we we grab the ball and we put it in the in the spot where the ball goes
Any other chips any job
I'm going you a V offer it always wipe twice there you go. Here. Yeah. I don't really know
Sports that well
Okay
Hi guys for all the marbles. Let's do it
Let's go
I
If we get like three four kills the entire priority should be grab ball and move that thing forward got it until
We get a couple kills. Don't worry too much about the ball
Let's do it. Also, if you have ball make sure you have somebody in front of you know help clear it or just go with it
Yeah, I think the biggest thing with this game is always looking at your mini-map to see where your teammates grab
I'm gonna try to help as much as possible with how we coordinate this okay, got you
One's right side
No, grab that ball and run right grab the ball and just jump up right it's not dead. I bet it's on the right
One more right side run left run left run left now run left now
I
Hold on, I'm behind a couple right now.
Deploying skill on your target.
You may be at least in my life after this.
I just...
Oh, one more!
One more!
One more!
One!
One!
One!
Everybody get to the right side as fast as you can.
I'll spawn.
One at you, one at you, one at you.
We got it.
Oh my god, they got it, they got it.
That's okay, that's okay.
Hostiles over loaded, I don't.
Oh my god, I just...
New overload device available.
Yo, ball's on the left side.
Everybody work left.
We got two there right now.
Get me eyes on the left.
We grab all and go.
One's in our mid, careful.
Grab all.
Grab all on the left side.
Oh, shit.
Got the kid dead.
I'm going from all, going from all, going from all.
You guys bring it left?
Can you guys get it?
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I'm going to go to the ball.
Hostile UAV established.
Move, vehicle to B.
I'm trying to stay alive.
You guys should be able to catch that.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Nice job.
Nice job.
I got to probably all pushing out the right side.
Using scout poles.
I'm going back once in a while. He's gonna be trying to
Skewer's out now. We're gonna try to work the left side
Right away right away
Nice. Two in their spawn.
They're running all the way around to the right, back up. Everybody back up and go around right.
Everybody back up and go around right.
Oh, one mid-right, mid-right.
There's like two there, throw stuns if you have them.
he needs help it's fast
in the room I got it I got it I got it I'm running right now
me both let's go let's go I'm gonna be one or two people we got to deal with
just iron up yeah once behind us right now it's a
Right half the ball's gonna reset exactly where it was when you guys come all spawn go back around the right side
I have every brick. I have every brick. I'm popping ball right now. Pop it all pop it all
I got him I got I got the bomb down I got the bomb back
Oh my god, I might have tried them but they have it they have it
Only one more two we have to deal with here
What's in the room in the room mission? I'm grabbing ball. I'm running left. Yeah
I'm on in a room with you. I should have spun in
Right, right. Go right. Go right. Go right. Go right. We'll come back right to you guys. Yeah
That's head left
I got a UAV coming in
I'm coming. I'm coming out. Yo, what's bottom it? He's gonna kill me. He's gonna kill me might be a
oh you fancy home all right listen we went to halftime because we got to four
all we got to do is keep scoring bro fuck plane defense just play exactly how
we're playing exactly how we're playing lock it lock the fact that you guys are
running back through spawn and just backing up the point is beautiful
Transport the EMP device into hospital zones.
Bottom left and right.
Two top window, left side, window.
Coming window.
One more window, one more window.
We grab on to go left right now.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to.
Leading you left.
Go left.
Go left, go left.
I'm going to be in the back right.
I'm on it.
Stay there, stay there, stay there, stay there.
Stay there.
Yeah, clean this whole area.
Clean this whole area.
Stay, stay, stay, stay.
I'm calling the UAV as well.
Call the UAV as well.
Oh, they're coming.
Where are they?
Yeah, it's fine.
Hold, hold, hold.
No.
Go down to the right.
Nice, map.
Now it's going to go right side.
They're going to spawn back right steps.
I'm going to try to cut it off.
That's fully delivered.
right staff I'm gonna try to cut it off
I'll just go grab on running you guys are staying
We have the overload device
Nice shot
one more in their back bottom middle
now another one there another one back bottom middle
go pray go pray go pray
oh my god you might actually get it
oh my god the one mid one mid very far very far
fuck the other guys on it the other guys on it it's right on it
five feet away from it five feet away from it
enemies are carried
I killed nice
three guys three guys one more
we did put it in put it in
You ran backwards. Why did you run backwards?
We're dead we're dead we're dead right side right side right side. I got right side
Yeah
I'll one more on the left side. I got one. Oh, you can be back left
They're holding it they're holding it
One more back right
They're all back there
Yeah
I'm running straight through you guys not the only get this timing
Nice, I'm one. I'm one
Let's go everybody great words
39 and 9 how are you even doing that?
Trust me, bro
No, I think we just honestly played the best when we're about to lose, we're like on match point.
Like, why?
That's only when you can feel something.
Holy shit!
When the pressure is on.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
This ain't the finest team I've ever damn saw.
I don't know what it is!
What we do?
Hey, and we got League next week.
Come on.
Oh, League!
This is the start we needed.
This is the start we wanted.
Let's go
DG everybody
They hear an absolute legend bro. Great. I should be entire time. Yeah. I was a man
I had a glass. I can't wait for three more weeks of this. I generally can't
This is awesome. This was this was electric. This was
I
Was actually gonna join this tournament and then I'm to evaporate said this is the most fun shit
Oh my god, was he right?
And I was like brother and once you play in one of them you gonna want to play in every year
It's good. It's good. No fun. It's so fun
Yeah, dude, if you guys
Yeah, if you guys have time and you want to play this week
I'm always down like like also I'm gonna post some just like in phone like what champs you?
Yeah, absolutely. You could play that I think would be it for every role
Yeah, you tell me what you need for me double left now do it because I had no idea what I'm doing
You tell me where I need to be. I'll be on every day and I'll coordinate with P
A couple maybe one or two days this next week on us running like flex and Matt I can
Yes, let me know if I don't do it on stream all we can play all Sunday, but Sunday it is I'll see you this Sunday on it
Okay, okay. Oh fuck. Yeah
Also, yeah, yeah, I plan on playing with you two like every day
So P if you wonder if you haven't already pull up the AT&T stream there
So after they do all the replays, there's gonna show up the scoring like right now everybody and all of us
Should be in the top five. Hopefully it'll probably scum might boot one of us out. We just logged a ton of points
They're probably
What what I tell you I told y'all we're gonna win this motherfucker. I told you. Oh
Where you can't win card scum playing card?
And next week we go again his lobby skills
I don't know how it works. Maybe that's just your chat saying you should be MVP.
I'm gonna post something in our discord really quick.
First half of the other leg the final everybody should take a look at especially you be as far as they was concerned
Okay, so I'm going into the second half very very much a class lead team feeling you've on there and teacher
Sorry, sorry
Glad to be part of the clip. There's no way anyone but Nate John is every hundred percent. I mean we whatever we
We also first man check that DM
We oh
Can get pretty darn loud got you okay?
Are you guys talking at?
In our group, in our group.
No, that was a great highlight breakdown.
Yoni, can you check?
Yeah, yeah, do that.
There you go.
I've been in that exact same situation.
Yeah, I'm doing this one, P, if you wanted to.
I believe we're doing this.
You already got one? Okay, cool.
I believe so. What's your score?
We're even just to go down.
Like eight one it was so close the first half in the second half. You know, see we're like oh, no wait
We can win this we know what to do perfectly right now. We're gonna rally and win it all
Yeah, he's lost
He went and ran like this marathon and all kinds of cool stuff man. He's been killing
Hey, I might still make bad jokes, but that's good for him.
Big up, big up, big down.
Big up, big down.
Hey, I'm going to just put one more thing.
The tournament's a lot of fun, make sure you're here next week for what will be League of Legends.
We're going to see some of the people who might have dominated the Call of Duty make themselves look like absolute fools next week.
What a mile per Big Mac you eat.
And I'm excited.
I am very excited.
Let's go, boys.
Y'all ready for to grind some league, man?
Y'all ready to grind some fucking league?
Lines, maybe while we just confirm our MVP,
we're taking a look at some of the numbers and things
like that.
We'll give you a little bit of a recap of how we got here.
Look, here's the good news about the ATT 9
that are coming.
Four weeks for very different games.
So if you're a team title or one thing,
might not have had the best day, definitely
Look out for them next week to leave.
Let's release going to be spicy.
Yeah.
Bye.
See them watch.
It's so cool.
Jack, by the fun we did this, we came to the table.
OK.
So we had this crazy run.
It seems to win the whole thing.
And there's also, and that made the final race so exciting.
Now, though, I feel even more excited.
Because I have no idea where this is going.
No idea what team's going to be coming out until the counter
strike.
I can't hutch do that.
You know what?
You're right.
Starting tomorrow, we're doing five hour streams.
Two times a week, we'll do like maybe seven, maybe eight.
I'll take two days off a week as well. You guys in chance
All right, we just get to find out who like the real gamers are right
Like non-cod guys coming over and like looking good some people like I get double if we watch them play a free-frawl for 10 minutes
Didn't look that great. He looks like playing with a former pro that is one tournaments in like the the cod leak or CWL
Are at the very least he's over there being the top slayer
So incredibly impressive stuff. Same thing to burn peanut in a movement. Honestly looking like a natural out there
So a lot of shooters in the ranks. Yeah, I think I loved and saw he saw the culmination of their teamwork in that final overload
I think you called out the mini map was this beautiful. Yes with the lanes like they were set up like a protein for that route
Every single base was covered they had a truck that's fallen and they were set around
It's a tough world out here, so good stuff and Nate shot. I assume a massive facilitator in that department
So you know round the round of clubs hey, and now the question is team Burt peanut
They win call of duty
Burt peanut pick double at first for legal legends. Yeah
That's next week. That's a great job and in the peer voting
And Nadeshot is putting in 10 hours a day for Counter Strike and he's got another few weeks to get the practice in.
It's going to be good at Counter Strike as well.
If this team locks in on some 2xKO practice and if they can get Nadeshot and somehow download League of Legends before Thursday morning,
they might be able to make some noise.
It could be a dominant run through the hole.
They have a chance. They have a real chance.
I think other teams are going to be praying Tyler1 can knock them off the place next week.
I mean you gotta think it's double carry, it's T1 going to go jungle and maybe go mess with
the double lift and run through them. I mean 80 carries in 2026 might be a little bit tough,
but either way we're going to go to a very quick break. When we come back we will have the official
lose on this week's MVP. Don't go anywhere.
This poor team had no idea what they were getting themselves into huh?
Oh man. Dude nothing beats this rush I'm not gonna lie.
It's a wreck of playing in lane. Winning is fun for sure.
Yeah. Winning is fun.
Losing fucking blows but still, even if you lost that game,
I'm gonna be scared on every game we play
I'm gonna bitch and complain about you. You sure about that?
Everyone is garbage at 2x ko and there's no it I will we will not not losing me
I'd say well, we're gonna be really I don't want that
I don't wanna say that you guys like won't try at all and you guys like maybe I'll just like I'm gonna time my pick up
I'm gonna be smooth as butter down there by the time we're done with that league legend game
Oh fuck yeah, okay, I don't I don't I don't see us losing in Lee. I mean surely you picked me for Lee
Oh, thank you
That's gonna be hell and I'm gonna love every
Dude, as dude like the the crash outs and stuff like the funniest moments from Todd like league is so much more of a tilting game to lose and like
dude
The euphoria that you get from beating someone in league. It's incredible man. It's not even about how fun it was to win
It's about how miserable, you know, they are
Dude, I'm not getting you deal every game
I have someone who gets so mad at me in the jungle for no reason and they'll just read
They'll follow me, they'll follow me through the jungle and try and steal my camps and this has happened like five times.
No bro, I completely understand like part of playing League is being team therapist, like it's crazy.
You have to like somehow appease your like mentally unstable teammates while still trying to win.
It's every game, if you're losing someone's losing like mentally.
It's a crazy, it's a crazy horrible community but it's such a good game.
It's the greatest game
I'm not gonna say ever made but it's one of them one of it's definitely one of the greatest never
It's so good
Nature nights I'm free to show your game bro. Well, why am I not hearing like all duties greatest game?
Yeah, I'm a penis Nate repeatedly thought is the greatest game
I
We were flexible we have a open mind I like that
I would say my favorite game on this list is CS to
It's yes, it's gonna be so fun. Dude. Isn't a job face of 10. We're gonna stop in CS brother. We're trying we're trying
We're getting right I saw your face at a
8. Yeah, I'm getting there. We're getting closer, closer and closer.
You know, you're going to say they would stand up out of the
seats. Oh, I'm watching us right now. The ATT podcast. He's
going in. He's going in.
Oh, you cheap bastards. Why can't I get a podcast? Am I insane?
It's like music playing. It's just yeah, it's like a highlight
reel. Oh,
highlight real guys. Oh, dammit. Wait a minute. I was gonna say
Oh, this is with the hot
You remember that one?
Oh, my goodness.
The sexy.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Let you laugh at me.
Slap my titties.
Double it.
Double it.
Double it.
Double it.
Double it.
This team, we're getting close.
This team is kinky as hell.
We're getting close together.
It's Spongebob, by the way.
We might want to thank you.
Yeah, sorry about that.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
We got time.
Time, time, time.
I'm in.
Read the book in the corner.
Read the book in the corner.
And expand your knowledge.
Follow me and Hudge, blame him not, please.
Yeah.
In the middle of the room.
Holy crap.
Holy clothe!
Holy clothe, Monashi, okay.
Park place? I'll put a house on that.
I just saw the same guy jumping off the side of the house.
Yo, where's the T1 slide off?
That's what I would have done. I'd just be killing any shot with a gun.
It's a T1 slide off. That was amazing!
Yeah, that was a highlight.
That was definitely a highlight.
Me and Double it? Just pinching three people? Sure.
Ladies and gentlemen, back to the TNT and I later cup 2,026.
It's the end of day number one.
Dude, if we had anyone but Neychott following us,
it would be so much harder to win.
But I have just received word on who our MVP is.
So, folks, with an incredible performance throughout the night,
we're excited to chat with our weekly MVP,
scum with a KD of
101
kills to 70 deaths that is a 4.3
Matt like that
Oh my god, you did go you you did go
of three hundred and one and seventy you know my first question on a child was
wrong is what was your all good all good
big child was robbed a child was robbed at least one of those seventy was like
grenade and you're one of the greatest called am I right or is it just I mean
damn what are we gonna do yeah now the strategy we won the fucking thing just
I mean nature's literally playing all four of our characters
wall that's not true but I appreciate it you guys are being very nice to me it
means a lot thank you don't want to actually see me
Have some fun with it. You had a good time. Don't forget. I used to call you come
I think the first ever 1v1 raps clutched on in
that now he's gonna see that and go for revenge against you yeah no definitely
definitely might have poked the bear a little bit but I think I'm playing
watch out for scum bro he was really scary really good really fast
I mean, this is just a number one. You've got three weeks ahead. How do you feel about the first time last year?
One of those guys is just
Gamer this game is probably our team's weakest
Have much of a cod background, but I know they play league. I know they play 2x ko
And I know they play counter strikes. Yeah, this was like
The one week where I feel like face of a lover. We just weren't as comfortable
I mean, that's a good batch of guys, that's a good batch of guys.
$10,000.
The difference in his peripheral vision.
To the charity of your choice.
Do you have your charity already selected and if you do, what did you choose and why?
Yeah, I've done gamers outreach even through last year.
Gamers outreach is always my go-to.
I think it's a great cause setting kids up in hospitals with obviously setups whenever they're not feeling so well
So I'm a gamer feel like it's a great great charity to to give the 10 K through
Absolutely set fantastic job a great charity choice. Yeah indeed. Well listen
Yeah, it's sick I've been doing it for like a decade and a half roll gaming setups in the hospital for long term stays
Hey, you don't have to be smart like that
Well guys what a day what a day that is going to wrap up
the AT&T annihilator cup I think you're tuned in next week live to see how these
players in League of Legends quite a different game. Thank you so much to
this week's players. We have entries for the leaderboard remember.
Hopefully we do this what is it more years to come. It's basically the board. Did you put it as a command in your chat?
Yeah, we do
It might not be up. That was an absolute blast to watch and
Was a great time. So listen as a reminder this year H&T is offering more ways than ever to watch the H&T annihilator cup
Allowing fans to stay connected with the talent they love the communities they have fostered. Yeah, just shows our team
Is it team rankings this year? It's all team. Yeah, it's all team now
I don't think I don't think the only thing is like if you win MVP you get to provide money for your chair
I'm totally down with that. I think there was a little bit of like
Silliness with this individuality board where like you like farm kills or like, you know, you like
I don't know. There's like ways of trying to gain it, which is kind of silly
I'm down with it just to be fully about the team. I agree
We did everyone every other team is complaining. I was like, wait, why is everyone complaining? I
Don't know. I don't know. I just watched it like Tyler one and Ludwig saying I shouldn't be in the tourney
Well, I'm glad that you are
It popped and I saw a double if next to my name
No, dude, it's it's actually so I love this team to the vibes are insane
All right, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna move in. All right guys. It was a pleasure. Yeah
Yeah, I got you. I'm beyond every day streaming long hours, so you will definitely play some flex
All right, I'm just like, you know, if we do play together, you're probably gonna want to rip your hair out
But you know, dude, are you kidding me? I'm gonna
It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great
We make a DM on Twitter
or not Twitter yeah
That's your nights
All right GGs everybody
Alright chat G. I love you. Thank you guys so much for chilling. Thank you guys so much for hanging out a
Yo, it being only team now is crazy by the way, I had no idea I
I had no idea that it was team only now, which is great to know I
Mean bro, we can do this shit. I truly think we can do it. I don't see us losing on leak
Txko if we if we drop that it is what it is. I'm not worried about it kind of strike
I think we went as well. I think we got it boys. I really do. I really really think we got it
the next day. The next day.
The day's the server. I'm
going to have to brainstorm
what I'm going to do because
it's ready and. I need to
practice for the tournament,
so we'll figure it out if
anything like we're not just
like doing a.
We might just do. I don't
know. I'll figure it out.
I'll talk to the boys and.
We always get the content
critters on there rocking
and rolling while we're still
like preparing to be on
there, you know, where's
I'll see once we get everybody in the discord. I'll see what everybody wants to do. So
But I love you guys, man. I appreciate you. I thank you guys so much for chilling. Have a great rest of your night
Have a great rest of your day. I'll charge my mouth quick. Thank you so much my mouth my mouse
Thank you so much and my mouth maybe if you're lucky. I love you chat
I'll wake up for a doctor's appointment in the morning. So I'm out of here. I'll see you guys in the morning
But's love reach love you later. Thank you guys so much for sticking through