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AT&T 200K FIRST PLACE TRUE MVP WEEK 1 LEAGUE PRACTICE, I WILL WIN THIS MONEY IF IT KILLS ME!
05-08-2026 · 11h 48m
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I'm not a hurricane turning
I'm feeling like a bonobo burning
What are we gonna do?
I'm not fake smile gleaming
Yeah I'm a lie that you choose to believe in
Yes the truth kinda lost all meaning
And I'm enjoying the view
Well I've been a lover
I've been a lover
I've been a lover
I've been a lover
I've been a lover
I've been a lover
I've been a lover
This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to first suck on some dick
We need a hero.
We need a hero.
That's because he has no bitches and no job.
He kills whatever we can because again he has no bitches and no job.
We need a hero.
I'm a hero.
I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night.
He's got a big dog.
He's got a big dog.
He's got a big dog.
He's got a big dog.
I'm a hero.
Some would just be your memories, some are missing back then
Wasting all the time, learning to rise and win the game
It's gonna take you a-
Hey, they be! Hey, they be! I don't send this child down, down, down!
Hey, they be! Hey, they be! I don't want to be one!
Maybe you made the plan to let one go
Ah, that was the best way
Maybe you keep the team
Oh, that boy that came and asked you for the house
Did you think you were gonna leave me here?
I lost everything on my own
Maybe you did
Maybe you did
I know what you lost
here maybe along the uh oh you liar
you liar you liar
nah you son of a bitch
you son of a bitch
three big balls
look like you ain't doing this
you gotta bitch it
restaurant hogan's hang out
can you sing
oh yeah i feel a little bit
you can sing yeah yeah Ripley's mom she's very great when you're in a five mile radius of her
you can smell that pussy stink oh yeah that's stink and i had all the people saying get down on it
get down on it get down on it get down on it get down on it get down on it
Get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall?
Get your back up, walk, walk
Tell me, how you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall?
Get your back up, walk, walk
Cause I heard all the people say
Get down on it, come on in
Get down on it
If you really want it
Get down on it
You gotta feel it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Come on in
Get down on it
Baby baby
Get down on it
Get on it
Get down on it
I say people
What?
What you gonna do?
You gotta get on the roof
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid dirty dude
What should I do?
Goooooooooooooooooooille!
Morning, gentlemen and ladies!
Good morning!
Good morning, good morning, good morning!
Hello!!!
Hello, hello, hello!
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, everybody, hello,
hello, good day, good day, black shirt, keep it consistent, orange hat, gotta keep them
on their toes, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning.
Listen, you're gonna have to address me differently today.
You're gonna have to address me as first place hutch.
You know, it's, I didn't mean to play sweet escape there, and it didn't help me deal.
I mean
Just a goopa doing what a goopa needs to do to win. You know what I'm saying
Don't I mean
Just a can we talk about something?
Owning the search and destroy category can I say it may I speak?
May I speak skump who?
Who?
What?
Scum.
Who?
Who scum?
The greatest of all time?
Nah.
He wasn't that good.
But he had 300 kills and 70 deaths.
It was all scorestreaks.
He wasn't that good.
I was never scared whenever he would run at me with his mouth wide open, breathing heavily,
hair out all red I was never scared anything I was excited I welcomed it
but come on scum come on we beat the shit out of you know what I mean
mustache blow it in the way it's like a flag for a country we've never heard of
of, you know, goodness. Good morning, everybody. What a great day it is, huh? What a great day.
Yo, I'm gonna be real. I had a doctor's appointment this morning, right? Last night ended streaming
like 11 and it's fucking gonna wake up 7am tomorrow for a doctor's appointment. Obviously,
My adrenaline was still pumping, so I didn't go to sleep until like 1.32 AM.
Got like five hours of sleep, which is normal for me, whatever.
Dude, I've never woken up excited for a day.
You know what I mean?
I woke up five hours of sleep, woke up, got out of bed.
The easiest I've ever got out of bed in my life.
You know what I mean?
Let me explain something to y'all.
This has never happened for your boy.
This is our third year of the AT&T tournament.
Week one, we always get the shit beat out of us every single year.
Week one is somehow the worst every time.
I don't know what it's like to play with the lead.
I've never been here.
It's weird for me, you know?
It's weird for me.
And I'm with my friends.
I'm with the P. We had to do it together.
Dude is crazy. This is our year boys. This is our year. I'm so pumped about it. Oh
my gosh
Big alleged is about to ruin all that excitement
No, no
Listen, I'ma be honest with you. I go in for my doctor's appointment this morning. I got one of the coolest doctors in the world
And I walk in
I'm like, what's going on doc? He's like, how you doing? And how's all this? How's all that? I'm like, I'm good
He watches the stream
And I'm like, I'm all good, you know, blah blah blah
He was like, hey, I watched you play cod last night. I said really? He said yeah, I was like, oh, thank you
They took my blood pressure and I ain't never heard a
doctor
Verbally say damn after he read my blood pressure
You know what I mean?
Like it was like, let me, we hooked up the electronic one
and the electronic one cuffs my arm
and he's sitting there and we're yapping
and he's like, yeah, you did great last night.
Damn.
I was like, fuck, fuck.
You just said, damn, doc, what the, what the shit?
Over my blood pressure reading?
He's like, you still a little excited from last night?
I said a little bit.
Yeah.
He's like, all right.
And he took it like we waited a little bit and he took it again and it was fine.
Had to calm down, you know, maybe I was just excited to see him.
He's a good looking guy.
Yeah, dude, that shook me to my core.
It shook me to my core.
You know, hell on the MVP pick last night.
It is very hard to be upset at just statistics and statistically speaking.
Yes, Nadeshot led us and our team to victory.
That is true.
But Scump did go 370.
Now, I don't know if you're good at math.
But 370 is an insane score.
score. Now, I would argue that leading a team like a puppet master, because that's what
NadeShot was last night. He was the puppet master. Just sitting there with those little
strings. Double lift there, touch there, peanut, be fucking ugly. Yvonne, there. And we're
We're just working in tandem as unison, all attached to Nadeshot's brain.
You know what I mean?
Like a fungus in that zombie game.
Last of us, one brain, one mission, one goal.
That's what we were last night.
Just working towards the hive mind.
I was proud of peanut.
I don't say this often and don't.
Don't tell him I said this but I he never locks in he locked the fuck in yesterday
There was times
Where I he would do something and I'm like did he just like a drunk three there like what what just happened?
You know
He did great
Yvonne playing the OBJ is like crazy. Yes, sometimes
Sometimes when she shot it looked a little bit like Helen Keller, but she was with the
team at all times.
OBJ came up, she was there.
Someone needs to swing that corner and clear it.
She did it.
You know?
Double lift, I mean, double lift might go down and I'm not just sucking his peace because
he's a good looking guy.
double lift and I'm not exaggerating is arguably the one of if not the greatest just computer PC
player of all time uh just across the board I mean I'm still trying to figure out what he's not
good at you know I'm trying to figure it out like he's just it's unbelievable man like it doesn't
doesn't matter what we're playing.
We play MOBA, obviously he's the best.
We play KOD, he's not the best,
but damn, he's holding his own if not excelling, you know.
Obviously he was playing the more frag play style
to where we're playing the OBJs
and he's just fragging out around the OBJ,
which is exactly what we needed.
So those kills were a little inflated
in the, what's it called modes,
like the control point and hold it down modes.
But I mean, even then, I mean, guys, he's that League of Legends player, one of the highest
level League of Legends player going to an FPS game and absolutely dominating as well.
Like that's, that's incredible.
It's so impressive.
And you already know he's going to be incredible at the fighting game too.
He always is.
Every year is the best.
Like it's just, bro, the dudes, the dudes unbelievable, man.
I saw a clip last night from Ludwig about him being like,
they should just take Doublelift from the tournament
and he got a bunch of shit for it.
Like he said, Doublelift shouldn't be allowed in AT&T.
And to be quite honest, like,
obviously he's on my team and I love DL and he's amazing,
but I don't disagree because he is so on another level.
Like, I don't think there's another person
that can contest someone like Doublelift.
Like in my opinion, I feel like they should have a double lift debuff.
They should give him next year of the last pick and be like, you're only allowed to pick
bad people.
That's it.
That's it.
Your goal is to try and win by yourself against five other people.
So we have legal legends this next week.
Very important game.
If we can win this one will be in the position of
We'll be in a great position moving into week three
But this week we're gonna have or next week. We have legal legends on Thursday
Then after that we have 2x ko is that what it's called? It's a fighting game
It's like a legal legends first person fighting game or some bullshit. I don't know. I don't really understand it
I've literally don't even have the game downloaded that we're gonna practice that at some point
But that's another one of those where it's like, I'm not too sure how much practice I'm going to do.
I think what's going to end up happening is, is that's going to be like an end our day practicing
type of game because it's pretty brutal. And then last week is counter strength. That's what I care
about. That's what I care about. So we lock in a win for League. We'd be subpar at 2xKO and try our
best and then lock in for counter strike. I think that's the vibe. I think it is.
I think that's the vibe. If we can win this next week on leak, we're basically in a position of
as long as we get third, we're untouchable going into counter strike where we're pretty much
good for second place. Minimum. The only reason I say second place for
Counter Strike is because Summit exists. But he had Nadeshot. Call of Duty wasn't
even Nadeshot's best game in my opinion. It's gonna be CS. The dude has been
playing CS non-stop for three months. Just grinding. Just grinding and no offense
to summit but this is by far and I mean this with love the worst team that he's been on
in terms of Counter-Strike so far and all the AT&T's we've played in. I mean T1 with
a gun if I gave my 89 year old grandmother a gun and I said let that shit rip grandma
it'd be very comparable. That is true. He did have sketch. That is true. That is true.
That is true. Sketch was like a paper bag. He was just kind of floating, hovering in
the wind and the gust of air pushing him around, you know.
You're crap, all six, one, two, fifty.
No, she's not.
He's going to hunt you down in league alone.
I'm not too worried about Summit's league play.
No offense.
Summit ain't that good league.
He's very, very, very not good.
I mean, unless he practices, which I don't think he will, no way, no way, Jose, we're
playing.
So we're playing league today.
We're playing league tomorrow.
Me and peanut are actually playing League of Legends tomorrow.
God help my soul.
God, please let's join me in prayer, Lord, give me the strength for not only today, but
also for tomorrow to deal with the peanut and all the chat said amen amen I mean dude that's gonna be
shit I'm not playing competitive with him though
I know baby you got me fucked up you think I'm playing cop with P you got a
a hell no hell no I'd rather die than play cop with peanut you take me out
back and shoot me before I play competitive legal edges with peanut
fuck that fuck that no way yes he's he's playing well sorry what is tomorrow
Oh, tomorrow's Saturday. I'm done. Today's Friday. Sunday. He's playing off stream with us.
Sunday, he's playing off stream with us. So that's the game plan. Tonight, we are playing
Counter Strike. So we have League of Legends. I'm probably going to stream League till,
I don't know, depends on what kind of day we're going to have. I mean, listen, if it's one of
those days where I'm just addicted on a whole nother level, then I'll just play all the way
play till CS. We're doing CS with the fam tonight. It's going to be myself, Pina, Clokesy,
Timmy, Nick, I think, all of everybody. No, I think it's, no, sorry. Pina, me, Nick,
Clokesy, NadeShot. That's our group tonight. I don't think we're doing Timmads. I think
doing competitive. That's our that's our team. Yeah, Nick and
Nade shot. Yes, sir. He would build in bridges, boys. You
know, we're building bridges. Who knew a burly bear of a man
and a peanut would build a foundation to last a lifetime?
Who would have known?
Who would have known?
Alright, let me catch up on some of these real quick.
Kayoshi, thanks so much for the thousand bits.
They did you dirty on the AT&T and I Let Her Cup website.
Everyone's portrait looks clean as fuck and they got you looking like a potato.
What the hell? Love you, G. Good luck with the cup. Let's go get the dubs.
Yeah, I don't know. Probably they got me looking like a milk dud.
a milk dud. I don't know what the hell happened. I don't know where that picture came from, but it's
rough. Goodness. Yeehaw, thank you for the two bi-legal legend cases for mythic skins. I'm gonna be
real. I don't know how to open my cases. I'm pretty sure I got like 80 of them. I don't know. I'm not
open them. OVB, thank you for the prime, Norton and Kat, thank you so much for the subs. Yeehaw,
Thank you for the tenor. I saw that already
Milo thinking for the two made wet full neo was playing the ones in the zeros. Yeah, bro
They shot was unbelievable last night. He did great. He did great
Can't be the MVP if you lost justice for nature. Thank you for the tenor man
King thing for the two deadpool thing for the fire
Yeehaw thing for the five dollars super chat openly. Hey, you already said that kid. Hey, I got it. I heard you
I heard you. Lux, thank you so much for the 16 months. I got sauce yesterday for eight hours.
I just want you to know it's all jokes here, buddy. I took it on the chain. Keep up the grind. I
appreciate you, man. Big Dirk, thank you for the dinner. Do we address you as a professional cod
player now? Yeah, you know, a gooper gonna goop a little, you know what I mean? You know what I'm
saying? I mean, we did go a little crazy. The search and destroy lobbies, we kind of fucked.
Rob, thinking for the six, who's placing the tournament yesterday?
The Big Back Bandit definitely carried his weight.
No, the Big Back Bandit?
What?
You think it was the triple Bs?
Thank you so much for the fucking sixer.
Shady, Blake, Complex, Slav and Merckx.
Thank you guys so much for the subs.
Appreciate all the love.
Yeehaw, thinking for the tenor again, man.
And Webb Blankett, thinking for the two.
I'm going to go back to the
regular games after this whole
whole shebang is done. You know,
we got to win it this year, man.
I know, listen, we all want to go
BT Rex's. Y'all want to go and
survive in a Daisy apocalypse. I
do too. But you know what I want
more than that? I want to win
this motherfucker every year.
Every year with a laughing stock
of the AT&T tournament this year
of the AT&T tournament this year. This year we win it, man. Tracy, thank you for the
tenor. Nice job last night. Thank you so much, Tracy. Thank you for the tenor.
Don't want to watch some clips first? Yeah, let's do it. One moment. Don't post anything
just yet. Let me clear this and we will watch.
So the-
I-
I-
I-
I-
Alright. One moment. Let me turn this down.
Cause the loudest is nutsack.
Man, clip cue is now open!
I'm posting clips in the chat.
Clip cue is open. Clip cue is open.
I
Stronger roll
I mean I played with some last year. He was yeah, you didn't play
Get into that mindset that the guy's paid $54 and said your comebacks are as bad as a great rangers
insult me even insult my fuckling don't you ever insult voodoo rangers actually speaking of which
i probably should be i probably should go get one that would be a team what way takes
yo that was the greatest call of the night him getting that voodoo ranger locked him in like i
would i don't know if voodoo ranger snuck a little bit of methamphetamine in that drink for him
but it locked him in on another level.
He has turned the tree hole into a predator-proof fortress.
He was dialed.
Expendables, thank you so much for the 21 months, man.
Nesting is a dangerous time for any bird.
The hole in this tree trunk will provide vital protection, just what she wants.
settled inside, the female does something truly bizarre. She pulls out her flight feathers.
She is not going to eat them because she will be staying in here for quite some time.
I've already seen this video basically them just chilling in the tree having babies
Hey, y'all better look the fuck out today, my crayons are short, the box is full, my bottle of glue is topped off, my helmet's on site, maybe we'll find a reason with it, tell them let's get with it.
Yee-hoo!
Amen.
Amen.
Creeps.
It is seriously embarrassing watching you miss Creeps when there isn't an enemy who-
AHHHHHH!
Oh!
Fuck me!
Get the fuck off!
Oh, fuck it!
I ain't this time!
For the better!
Fuck it!
For the better!
Thank you Anonymous for giving my underscore buttoe a Lundaskor smell's a subscription.
I'm fucking it! I'm searching these cats!
Are you gonna go on my 600 pound life?
I would have to gain a h-
Whoa, not a h-
Bro, don't do that!
Don't-
Okay, Chad, if I legitimately were to go on my 600 pound life,
I would have to gain...
I've seen a lot of people who are 150 pounds.
Keso ain't one of them, he ain't one of them, he ain't one of them.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
me up and butter and slap my
tennis.
Double it.
I would need you to pick up in the corner while we do it.
This team we're getting close.
We're getting close together.
This is a sponsor for AT&T if we're saying this shit out.
It's sponsored by the way, we're sponsored.
We might want to, I should chill out.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I meant read a book in the corner and expand your knowledge.
I'm about me and Hunter play Monopoly
in the hell of the room.
Boy clothes, boy clothes.
I shall select three things from Stewie's room
I wish to be mine. There's a book in there on how to eat healthy. Why don't you take that you fat bitch?
Yeah, I woke up from jet lag this morning at 4 a.m. And I'm like, well, we just gotta go
I think Haley's watching right now it was so good, baby and drink was so great
He's running all the way around
I
Want what's that one shot just get laid up on the clear
He's running all the way around bomb going down to such a big clutch bro
Such a big such a big
Dude that's such a big clutch, bro. That was such a big clutch. Why are all these starting muted?
Paulina but dial someone it starts a group chat
Thank you, Tim Burton's Napoleon Dynamite. I'm pretty nervous going against charity tonight.
Because of her jokes she just looks like she bites ankles
Hey
Who won scum bitch pussy who won your red-headed demon, huh?
You're lucky. I don't know how to melee my fuckers
Your red-headed devil who won don't look so terrible now, huh bitch
I
Try to get bombed down pretty quick, okay
Left side rocks
All right, someone said can you slow it down?
So she is running a syntax a sticky grenade
She decides she wants to throw this she has a clear lane she goes to throw it Ludwig jiggle peaks
the game is five to five and
search and destroy.
We are down a player.
And this is match point.
This would be the difference
between the two teams.
And the game is five to five
and search and destroy.
We are down a player.
And this is match point.
This would be the difference
point. This would be the difference between us going to a third game.
Or the series ending right here to send them the losers bracket against
myths team who we also beat.
Who they were inevitably beaten by.
This is this is.
This is this was a brutal way to go out.
This was a brutal way to go out mistakes happen.
It is what it is, but yeah, it was a big, that was a big moment.
We did those off of you guys!
Oh, God, almost as big as whenever I drove a car in an A-shot after he was on the flank,
the last 30 seconds of a match and blew him up and killed him and lost that game.
We all make mistakes.
Give me a turn! Give me a turn!
Give me a turn! Give me a turn!
Give me a turn! Give me a turn!
Give me a turn! Give me a turn!
Get him! Get him!
Like that tire!
Throw him on the curb! I'm gonna catch him by cock!
Oh, catch him! Catch him!
Fuck this guy!
Get him! Get him!
You ever let a gay guy flirt with you a little just to keep your spirits up a little?
Keep my spirits up a little?
Or just like say you're sitting somewhere you're talking to a guy and it's a gay guy.
Did you ever, you know, not act real straight or something because you know what I'm saying?
to try to just have a decent day or whatever
I go
Greek
Yes, 3
That's me
Hey, what up?
Hey, Bustin, what's going on?
Oh, man, I just saw some cool shit
Fuckin' bunch of...
is that Hollywood? Oh, yeah, y'all can keep them.
Yo, let me ask you this. How, how miserable?
How miserable was he?
Not that bad, really.
He said never again.
Dude, he gotta stop doing these 50-hour streams.
He looks like that, man.
You gotta get some sleep, Bubba.
You gotta get some sleep.
When they said sleep is for the week they weren't telling the truth
Did he keep streaming after the night ended yesterday or no like after the tournament
They don't shoot me.
Holy shit!
That'll happen.
Yeah! Yeah! That'll happen. That'll happen.
I f***ed you, Mom!
Why f***ed you, Mom?
I don't know who you did it for,
because I was f***ing your mom.
F***! Goddammit!
The blue's coming in,
and we are in the red zone.
We gotta go now.
Yes!
What is it, Al?
I'm staying behind.
What about your son? What about the team?
Let him go son. His mind's made up.
You got my... I'm running out of every day.
Can you tell my son? You tell him what you saw hit at that...
Move over!
Remember you!
I
Was wondering where that was going yeah, I guess attack. I don't know attack wait set who you insin and
Bo's been doing a watch party with
I'm like over here.
All right, good luck.
Thank you.
Sorry, you guys.
Good day.
Thank you.
All right.
We've got Den.
Nice.
That's what won us the game.
You hang blinds?
Yeah.
Good thing D-Madness isn't here right now.
That would be terrible.
That'd be horrendous.
He chose the right time to go pee.
D, no.
This guy hangs blinds.
to go pee. D. No. This guy hangs blinds. He hangs blinds. D. No. This guy says he hangs
blinds D. Madness. What do you think about that? I don't like it.
Try to get bombed down pretty quick. Okay. Oh, is this from his side? Oh, left side rocks.
Oh
Squeaks almost did it
weeks I almost pulled that off too bad old hutchie boy doesn't lose a round 11
1v1 doesn't lose him he never loses him he never loses him
Oh my god, don't do that to Jiggy but...
I'm here.
AHH!
Fuck!
God!
Shit in my pants!
Oh my god.
Don't do that to Genji!
What the fuck?
AHH!
That's fucked up, huh?
That's fucked up!
Genji had it fucked up!
Don't wait until you get that to Genji!
Oh my god!
I thought it was 7, I thought it was 7, I'm sorry!
Oh, that's okay.
Alright.
It is now or never.
AHH!
No, I don't win those under control. He was running behind me the whole time. I hate this
They have this thing there's like a
Like a breach at the beginning and the thing there's a sign right next to the entrance that says D
Rex but this thing has like a smush face a slope big forehead
Which is like it's supposed to be like something Rex
But to me it was just down syndrome rex and then I started laughing even fucking harder because at the end of the movie
Like the Sun goes down and the thing starts attacking at night
And all I could think of is a meeting them at night and dude. I was fucking dying
Does anyone have the T1 crash out?
Dude, I saw that clip last night as well where I went to sleep and someone like
He said something he got knifed and then someone I think I think I might have been busy or did you was like
Laughing and he's like what the fuck are you guys laughing about?
I'm on top of the leaderboard. What the fuck are you guys doing or something?
That was so funny
Oh cool, someone wants to be friends.
What was that?
You were in a sniper tower.
What the f*** was that noise?
Aw, you've got a friend request incoming.
Someone wants to be friends.
Why would they add something stupid like that?
Aw cool, someone wants to be friends.
We've got a friend request.
I turn the epic games. Why do you guys update the stupidest things on the planet?
that I appreciate that
oh here it is here it is yes this is so
good fucking game you want to fucking
be in me back there fucking you guys
You're fucking all about a fragment of me
He's thinking about leaving
Get all the ones that are coming
I've been a glutton, broke the birds and off my jeans I need to reduce my body
That is true
Oh, I gotta reduce my body
Ask your doctor about once weekly
Symptoms might include slight intro to the tism, constant yelling of random song lyrics,
mild ability to retain random animal facts, denial of balding, turret syndrome, constant telling of random Spanish words,
random Spanish words, reduced size of hands, loss of nickel
pigmentation, constant cramping of diet coke, may cause speech
impediment, and reduction of IQ for some extreme weight gain.
I got no words I got I got no words I got I got nothing
I got nothing I got nothing I got nothing that was that was just disrespectful
Where the hell is Nick man
Where the hell is Nick bro, I'm 0 and 3 on the day Nick
I need you, man!
I need you more than ever!
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life!
It's the bond and a nah!
Next to a bond and a nah!
Oh, he's walking again.
How do you put that here?
Is it... did it?
Hold!
Two seconds, peanut!
Look at where I am right now. I'm about to fist this fucking bitch
No
No!
I'm really doing this.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Michael, if you lose those guys to me tonight,
it probably will hurt more than any other way you've done it.
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Okay, don't be shy
Can I be honest, all these clips, these are the cringiest fucking clips in there.
Hey, do you know what I mean?
Shut the fuck up.
Speak English correctly, you fucking bitch.
I hate these clips.
I don't know who watches this and they're like, oh, that was sick.
This is dumb.
It's not how the real world works.
You know what they would say if you walked into a bank and said Google me?
They say Google my fucking nut sack.
It's not real, it's not true.
Fucking slob.
Bullshit.
Brain rot.
Oh my God, what's gonna happen?
Oh, I just want head.
I feel so hard, man.
Yeah, yeah, I did it, I did it.
I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
Yeah.
Who is that?
Who is that?
It's changey.
It's changey.
3, 4, 3, 2, 1.
That was so bad, it made me sneeze.
Oh, God.
the fuckers fast I beat off all kinds of men in this game oh fuck me Joe Rogan this feels good
talking about it league legends and killing people and taking their life that's what I was
talking about I was so goop talking about taking lives I'm so fucking ready are you here
Okay, you want me to bottom this together right now?
I
See this cold beers commercial
They want frame her baby I
Have genuinely but fuck no idea why this keeps happening. I'm grabbing the win
That winch did not help
Wait, does his computer like lag out randomly? Is that what that is or was it server issues?
Oh, it's the game.
I want to see you talk to a woman. Where's Heidi? Can we get Heidi up here?
You're supposed to look at me.
No, I'm already a Tony White dude.
Get a little spotlight, Keena.
Come on, Joe, go for it.
Are you from Tennessee?
No, I grew up in Wisconsin.
That ruins the rest of this.
You've got to rule with Wisconsin.
She'll give you Wisconsin to work with.
What would you say if she said Wisconsin?
Wisconsin is nuts now.
There's something about you that's just so charming.
I can't, like, put my finger on it, though.
What's your pronoun, shorty?
Yo, yo, I'm trying to sheath them to anything.
You don't want to practice this?
You're actually so good.
I told you I'd get a lot of p****.
He's really coming out of his shell.
Did I mention blue collar?
You need your curtain song?
Hang my curtains any day.
Wow, look at that.
Oh, my goodness.
Are we going to start dating right now?
Yeah, let's hang out for this.
What are you doing?
Right now, I'm on Kill Tony.
No, after we're, there's a bar at Mamadir's.
I don't drink.
Get out of here, Rose.
Get off the game, go to the bathroom and take a shit.
Now, go to the bathroom and shit now.
Go to the bathroom and shit.
Smell you.
Get off the bathroom.
Go to the bathroom.
Bathroom I can smell you shitting yourself
Get up and go to the bathroom
No
Yeah
The bathroom
Yeah. Go to the bathroom.
Very good.
What? Get curious.
They could die like that. They haven't.
Could have been on the outside near me.
I was trying to get to the other side.
Listen, I've got a 41. I basically have all the A and there's.
She's awesome. She is elite vibes.
I like Yvonne a lot
We're for an XL announcement, on a take-all already. Thank you, Joel.
We are going to watch the common XL's enhanced trailer.
I completely destroyed another man.
Perfect. Perfect. And into this team.
Yo, why does that look like a dick?
Look at that, bro. What the fuck?
Now, now, Miss Shapina.
What will you do for this fucking war?
Holy shit, holy shit, Mr. Peanut, holy shit, I will suck your shit, clean off like the
particles on the bottom of a boat.
You did that, my friend.
Get on your fucking knees.
Oh
Who calling you a nice
Come on front
Oh my gosh, I'm impressed.
That jump shot that he does, I don't know if that's like all the pod players doing it
or whatever, but his he always slides, jumps, and then moves in the opposite direction of
wherever he was just moving.
slide right jump right swing left and it dude it is so hard it is so hard to kill
them.
Listen bro listen, put the house on, put the house, put the house on, put the house on,
on him. Strickland ain't got a chance. Put the fucking house on him.
But Sean Strickland's a different animal.
Yeah, but yeah, but like, what is he, what is he better at?
What is, what is Strickland?
They said, I don't don't bring your political fucking
Lierdo bullshit in here. We're talking about two fighters, man. Okay. Don't care
Talking about fighters, what do they have? Like what does he have?
They could just striking
but then again
Like
Problems has been hit by some really big shots and has never went down never got knocked down
And even whenever he has been somewhat stunned, he's scrambled and got out of it
Like he's not gonna outscramble. I'm sorry. He's not gonna out wrestle or out
You know
Work him. He's not he's he's not going to have as much in the tank as Hamzah
And I'm gonna be honest. I don't even think his standing game is as good as Hamzah
I know his striking is very, very good, but he's already proved that he doesn't have that strong of a chin
He'll hit Hamza with his best shot. Hamza will eat it. Hamza will hit him with his best shot. Strickland goes down. I'm predicting knockout
maximum
second round submission in the third round. That's what I think
If he doesn't knock him out in round one, he'll knock him out in round two. If he doesn't knock him out in round two, he'll submit him
That's what I think
That's what I think
If if Hamza was trying to prove something which I don't know if he is he's obviously had some issues
He had a couple fights where he wasn't able to actually do it because if you got what was it?
Was it called is it ringworm?
From being on the mats and stuff. What is it called when the sores get created?
Staff infection. That's what it is. He's had a couple of staff infections and he got like super
sick. He's had all kinds of stuff go down. So there is a world where maybe he's not coming into this
100%. But even then, I just don't, I personally, I don't see Strickland winning it. I'm not a
Strickland hater either I enjoy watching them fight I hope it's a fucking brawl
And that's what I want.
He wants to fight who loves violence.
Most significant strikes in the history of the Middleweight division.
I want to fight Jamai.
That's not what I want.
Not many people will step up and fight Hamlet Jamai.
Send them dead.
Come touch me, my enemies.
That's good.
You must die.
Sean's trickling.
He's so countered as matter.
This is the next generation.
Sean's too bad for the second youngest champion next to John Jones.
I'm excited for this card. I'm actually gonna watch this tomorrow. It's been a while since
I've said that I actually want to watch it I actually want to watch it
You know this is why Genji is the goat you know say whatever you want about ginger
Ginge can quite literally get dry fucked in a game
by myth being an asshole and laugh it off.
She's the goat, honestly.
She's the goat.
She's so cool.
I love Ginge.
The guys have been working on a project
to bring back one of the greatest things we ever did,
which is hard part the spark 2.0.
We're bringing it back.
Last time we realized it was way too easy.
So then now, Sam for the past 17 years has been working on this.
Move that! Move that bus!
It's all new.
Hard cars to stop.
Wow, incredible. Incredible.
Look at our asphalt.
Whoa, new hot rod.
First of all, new hot rod.
Brand new Chevy Spark.
Technically, it's a Chevy Sonic.
It's like a spark's brother because it has a turbo.
It's a turbo, so rich.
Shut the hell up manual!
Transmission!
You shouldn't have!
Well, you bought it.
I don't give a fuck about these things.
Look at that little wishing well.
Nice beautiful sense.
And a new car.
And then we put all this nice stuff here so that I inevitably crash into it.
I feel like I'm being set up a little bit.
So what you're saying is I have to get into this spot from the driveway that's right in the garage?
What a f***ing goose!
In here!
You freaking idiot. That was phenomenal! Really? You ruined it.
I think that was due to him. Oh, no.
Celebrating some freaking $50 pot. That was so good.
I'm glad you think so. I almost got it.
I'm surprised you were all gunned for I saw your face like this
When I was yeah, that's my freaking wishing well, dude. They want you to destroy half the garden
We did break the pot, but I feel like you guys bought clay pots because you knew I'd break them. No because they're durable
Smoking pot
wait wait it's christmas okay let's say
woh, woh, woh, woh, woh, woh, woh, woh,rotach
3-P
the 3-P's fucking height, you 쪽in
oh no!
aah!
aah!
fuck!
it went a millimeter past the wrap
Oh, no!
It's good, bro.
Have a good one, man.
Where's that one?
Yeah, what kind of a chicken is that?
Yeah, give me that one, man.
I'm fighting the rush, bro.
I'm fighting the rush.
I'll get from him.
It's good for him.
Yeah.
It's good for me.
Yeah, we can't...
I mean, him go way back, man.
He's gonna ego me.
How do you do this?
Oh, Luce, let's go find him.
Just get your talk shit.
And you're like, oh, man, what's up, man?
Hey, you gotta stand on business, bro.
You've been wasting British for now.
I
Don't I just watch good clips good clips good clips. I don't even know we're going we're going down a dangerous path on the clips
Huh a dangerous path the path of sheet eclipse is a path. I don't want to follow down. I
Don't I don't want to go down that path. I don't want to go down that path. I
Don't want to go down that path
All right boys who's ready for a great day who's ready for a great day boys who's ready
here's the game plan for the day today we're gonna dominate we're gonna dominate not gonna
lose a game we're not gonna lose a game now is where we're at today we need a good confidence
boost don't say so not league you fucking cock sucker listen listen up today you're going to play
our champs in our champs
and we are going to dominate all day long
We are currently, if you just tuned in, yesterday we won the call of duty card portion of the
AT&T and I later cut for $200,000.
We won Game 1.
Got first place as a team.
This week, coming up next Thursday, is Légalais Jones.
We must practice the game.
We must.
You're going to win. You're going to dominate. We're going to fuck the competition.
Forgeley. And we're going to dominate. Any questions? Any questions? Oh, also for whoever
super chatted 14 times for me to open cases. How do I get there? Johnny Vexus, whiskey,
Mr. Butterfingers, no gal, DW, Grim, Woody, Uncle and Merritt, thank you for the love, thank you for the love, thank you for the love, in game, in game, in game, with consent of course, with consent of course, with consent of course, how do I look at that, is it in collections,
Elections and then items
nine
Where is where is what you guys want me to look at where is that the little cases
How do I get to the cases is it oh it's probably under lewd, huh? Let me make sure I didn't leak nothing, okay?
Okay, I mean is this a lot of them. I got 60 of them. Is that a lot?
mystery email mystery Ward skin
Yes, 60 is a lot that's hella. Yeah, I never really open them unless like I think the last time I open them was when
Lenny was like you should open these and he just kind of like did it
But I'm like collecting them, man. It's like my little collection, you know?
Do we rip them? Really?
How about this? You know what? How about this? We'll leave it as a reward. If we can win
three games in a row, I'll open them. Three games. We can win three games in a row. Why
Why is everyone saying GG's?
Why did everyone just start saying GG's?
What the fuck just happened?
Wait, you got no faith in your boy?
Yo, I got this man!
It's over!
Yo, believe in me man!
Believe in me!
Oh three. I'm playing my champs today. I have a little bit of faith man. I have a little
bit of faith. And it's on you too because you got to lock in and tell me who to play.
Back to the draw board. Alright or if we get depressed enough we need to take a break.
We'll open them. Are we happy? Are we happy? Are we happy with that?
better okay all right that's good i'm glad we're all in agreement
i'm glad we're all in agreement then
i take that deal that's a damn good deal oh man
Oh shit
But
Volley is OP I
Wouldn't say OP Volley's good though. I enjoyed playing volley
Off to work to watch this win streak. Let's get it. Yo, I appreciate the tenor man. Thank you so much for love
We get some dubs and some love and all the chants for all the subs all the all the all the super chats
I appreciate you guys man. Thank you guys so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Please oh no, it didn't say please this play vibe, please bro. I
My guy, I'm guessing that you really like vibe
I'm not gonna buy but I'm not gonna buy at all
the theory is this a nocturne game or no or is this a volley game I think this is a volley game
I can't play Naughty in the fucking Junkle, guys.
Double Lifts already told me not to do that.
I am gonna play some Scion Jungle.
That was so much fun yesterday.
I actually thoroughly enjoyed Scion in the jungle yesterday.
That was lit.
That was awesome.
I fucking loved it
Yo ex amp thank you so much for the fiver man. I appreciate you dude
Can we get some dummies in the YouTube chat for murky coming in with a five gifted w murky man. Thank you, bro
Genji's on a 16 hour heater right now. Oh, we're gonna be right there with her we're going for a long one today
Going for a very long one today
I don't want to troll pick anything like I'm not even I'm not even going to consider picking
Vi with how bad my my Vi play is until I get better.
Like if we get a game that is like a true Vi game, I'll play Vi but other than that,
I'm not going to play Vi.
Until I get better like if we get a game that is like a true vi game
I'll play vi but other than that
Now I'm just gonna play it in like our practice
Genji's addicted to league. Yes. Oh my I love this game, bro. I'm having so much fun
I'm I'm you have no idea chat how happy I am that y'all are like invested in this as well
I'm very much a joy playing league and the gaming FPS's are in such like a weird spot right now
It's like a perfect time
And we have the 200k tournament coming up it's sick, bro
We want y'all to win I know dude, I know y'all listen especially the OG's in here we ain't never won nothing
Other than Tarkov tournaments, we don't win shit, man. We don't fucking nothing
We compete all these tournaments just to lose you get the fucking shit beat out of us
Yeah, we are on the rocket ship amen last off
off. Are you in Jinx's tournament on Monday? I'd play in it if you ask, but no, I'm not.
I think he posted a tweet and I was going to respond to it, but I didn't. Explain a
little pet to me. Listen, bro, one thing you'll understand in this game is there's certain
things that unless you have a college degree and being a doctor, you're not going to understand.
The little pet, it gives different things depending on the one you pick and that's pretty much it.
The better is uh from what I understand what helps you clear the jungle faster, turn this
down a little bit, it's lava's when mother fucker
Annie's doing good
how's shinn doing
we're not gonna really be able to help him
It enhances and allows your smite to upgrade, yeah, that is well, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Basically if you're jungling always, make sure to buy the egg.
I've made that mistake, it turns, you basically can't play the game until you buy that fucking
egg.
You buy as well, just chalk it up, GG's.
Is that a nefuri support?
Oh nooo.
Damn.
That sucks ass.
Am I going to be able to meet him here maybe?
Nah, he's already clearing.
We got to get both Skuttles.
We got stuff, we got stuff.
My Q's on cooldown, miss that, that blows.
Not good either.
Well, that blows.
I had no idea she clears that fast.
It's insane.
What helps?
But it's not good.
Maybe here.
flash out. Alright. Worth. Hello, hello, hello, hello, I'm in a fucking bush. I clicked
my smolders flash by the way. Yeah, I kind of figured that after they attacked me that
it was warded from little cocksuckas. Yeah, we want music. I'm chilling right now. I don't
I want music just yet like first game of the day waking up
We can play the DMCA free shit
He's alive, nice.
Might be going into my jungle right now.
I gotta hurry this up.
not if we just re-gank, we're just pushing in.
Alright let's ghost, nice, I think he's going to be here, ghost, very good, alright so he's
clearing frog and I think he's not coming up here he's scared to come up here but
I'll go take my frogs we got to clear backwards
let them know that you might be there all right doing good so far we have
nothing on the drag he might be on it max W I like going Q first
third. I hate to see that. Alright, I went to bot lane. Not the greatest of stars.
Or this go help top. Oh, maybe I go about yeah
Lucky bitch good walk right there smolder. Thanks so much for the help we go do this right here
Come on team. They got all one HP
This is nice, this is great. Let's get this drag
Really you guys think I should max W is that like
Nice
is this dumb fuck not see me getting dragged
brother yours get so bad
Dude, it's the first game of the day, man. Shut the fuck up, bro. We got the drag. Why
are you being a skit so, man? Fucking chill out. You crack at it.
with each step I take I think they're probably on this
I
Got dead
All right mid lane walks for free
She pings after I'm dead, but we got rubs. We'll take it.
She's on my shit.
Anniebacks.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
That's good. That's good. Ah fuck you good sir. Ah fuck you good sir. Ah fuck you good
Sir
No, how about I said fuck you concern
I mean Chad am I am I like in the wrong for not ganking him I
Mean I really haven't had an opportunity. I've cleared to drag God drag got all the grubs like
I actually hate you, Molly.
Please uninstall.
The problem is, if I gank, I think he's gonna, you know, like, not help me.
he's gonna let me die because he's mad at me well it's not even about mobis being toxic
it's just you know those kids those little freaks damn he hit it again that's crazy he's
He's just flippin' up here.
He doesn't walk.
He just sits there and watches me fight like I, you know what I mean?
All right, we just gotta favor our 0 and 4 bot lane that's that's that's what we do
We just try and help the 0 and 4 bot lane.
Seems like a good idea.
We got a full clear.
Get our item.
This is where we go next. Yeah, you guys think so? What's Annie doing? Oh, no. I don't think
it's like completely lost yet. I can carry on Bali pretty hard. We just got to get to
that point. Nice. There you go, Annie. Go straight to drag after this. Actually, no,
We're going to back, get our item, then go drag.
Maybe gank bot.
Nefuri with 3-0, not good.
That's not good at all.
We should have got Sweeper.
Another problem with what Nico's doing is Nico isn't clearing
any ward so I can't really gank them until I get sweeper.
There you go.
Maybe I'll cheer him up.
Thank you.
Kill off off this, we gonna fight this, we gonna fight this.
I
it.
No way, bro.
I literally showed 1400 health whenever he smited it and it did, so hopefully we set
up for success here. Nice Annie. Annie, Annie, Annie, Annie. Oh, oh Annie. Oh, okay. What
a swing, what a swing. You guys always say go Merc treads, go Merc treads. All right,
that's the swing we needed. That's the swing the doctor ordered. That's very nice. Let's
Let's go gank top lane, hopefully get his mental back in it.
My top lane?
Nice.
top lane left you just ulted. Okay we're back in. Good. Probably take Rift here
get our top lane out of lane. I think that's the next to do here. Let's go here.
We're still taking this he has no health I just realized
Nice Danny
nice nice nice beautiful let's go okay not bad we'll get shit out of the way
and then we go I had to tank bro I had to tank I had to tank is what it is doing
my job I'll drop this top lane for shin let him walk down lane with it maybe or
do I clear bot clear scuttle then go top is that how I do that wrong boots sir
a dude every game people tell me to go Merc is this game I'm going here okay
hope you're right I'm pissed I should have done that bucket I'm just gonna go
all the way to the scuttle
I think Shin picked up some of those kills as well, didn't he?
I'm sorry, Shen.
Rise up in 58.
Not really the best of timings Oh, what a channel
Nice.
very good very good very good we're kind of we're kind of hitting full state right now gentlemen
We're making a lot of good decisions.
Kind of hitting flow state right now. Kind of hitting flow state a little bit.
Let's go, the fury.
Let's go.
up and he's gonna get cooked here yeah those bad Wow she's any huge
I love you even though you told me to kill myself I love you Shen you're gonna be okay
Hey buddy, Papa Hutch won't take care of you.
You're gonna live a long, beautiful life.
You might want me to die, maybe in and out of game, but I still love you.
Oh shit.
Oh
Then chin is by himself from the top lane
There ain't no way you ping in anyone else other than yourself on that one big house ain't no way Jose. Oh shit
Yeah, yeah, that'll happen, that'll happen, team's gonna make it real hard, team's gonna
make it real, real hard.
sure we're good here we are 80 carry top maybe yeah
thank you for his
Okay, I think we can probably go baron here, let's go baron.
Call you think so. I'll think they're expecting it
Where is here like 80 carry and their top liner being dead. It's a good call. Just can't miss it
Great call
Man that's Shen, like Helen Keller with his ults.
Like Helen Keller with his ults, my god that was ugly.
Shen's popping off, you mean popping Fint, Fint yeah, you're right, he is popping off.
saying popping off is then he's doing good you either blind death or mute my
friend and you don't know what the fuck going on
nice W's gone okay not bad here
Get the drag get the drag
He gets that brothers actually know he dies for though I
Gotta learn how to like time my smikes better my smites are terrible
Oh
My smites are god awful god awful
Big bear big bear
Big bear!
There hit things hard!
There killed tower!
very good let's go clear this actually let's go straight to scuttle
go straight to the scuttle careful
careful jungler lurking
oh she don't care about me I'm coming
you don't care what I got to say you don't care at all
Niko should see see what a fight happens yet tell her that man she's over there sniffing
galaxy gas she's great she's great she's great I'm sniffing galaxy gas I didn't mean
that I didn't mean she's beautiful honestly I'm just happy she didn't have a hundred
deaths. Let's go feel vain. I don't actually know if I can.
I'm here.
very good mid lane tower fight this if we can I don't know if we can I would
like to full clear
they're fighting I'm coming
very good very good very good very good okay not terrible right now not terrible not terrible
at all doing great we full clear everything and then we're good to rock
a roll they're in that shit
shouldn't go back there even with 3,500 gold really wait what should I be doing
I just be pushing I
Thought this is like the point where I get golden scale
You would have pushed okay note to sell kill three push always got it even if you have a ton of gold
Don't just sell right down down right down down right now
Drag up in 34
Oh, yeah, I guess you're right. We are 29 minutes in what the fuck am I scaling for my scaling for next game?
Bro, believe it or not. I'm gonna say something to my shock a lot of you. Oh
My god, I didn't go over the wall. There's no way that just happened. Hey, what's why didn't I go over the wall?
What a waste of an ult
W all thank you
Pull it out, pull it out, pull it out, pull it out, pull it out, pull it out, pull it
out, pull it out.
I'm not getting this shit stolen again.
Everybody makes mistakes, you know?
Come on, cannon, what's on that zone?
12 seconds on all I can kill y'all so if I have all which I will
The bitch person where you going over here you over here
no one came over that's really really rough that's really really rough and
jungler sitting there I probably should have cleared ward
oh you smell mama see come on my seat I'm on my seat I just give a shut down
fuck me in the ass shit mother fuck do I have this oh my god I never sold it
Well, there she goes, shit.
Niko is farming.
I think nothing shocked me no more.
Okay, I want y'all to understand, I ain't nothing shocked.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
I'm fucking.
Damn, Annie is massive.
Oh, baby!
We're ending.
I'm starting Baron. Do I start Baron? No, I shove lane. It's too dead.
Yes, Baron?
Baron is good? Okay, I'm going Baron.
Just solo this bitch?
Okay, I have a shield. I have a shield that saves everyone. Note to self. Touch as shield.
Big punch has a big shield. Note to self. Note to self. Write that down. Note to self.
I eat them dogs for breakfast
Oh no, they're good.
I
Somehow missed everything with that E
Take the towers take the towers
We ain't taking no towers motor out they will hit the towers there and a lot of you
I
Here she blows there she blows
Hey
There you go, did you first one put it in the books?
I
You'll see a why is my whole team walking away?
Never mind. It's not the first one. Don't put it in the books. Don't put it in the books not yet
my smolder doesn't know that she can hit the tower with range oh my god Niko is
in the oh my oh my god what the hell are we doing drags up shit I'm down for
30 seconds in his soul I spoke too soon I thought it was over
hey oh smolder doing smolder things right here oh back it up Terry back it up
Jerry jungler's coming oh she don't care about nothing but the tide roll tide
She doesn't care about nothing, but the tide roll tide
Smolder is massive
Go get soul
I love when I run out of base fast as fuck!
WAH! WAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
Alright, I mean, can we do something?
Can we do something, Morphe-Bor?
Can we do something, anything?
The whole team is up, we've gots to be careful.
very good
Hey, hey, hey.
A lot of people, a lot of people who look at the fucking Annie just going crazy that game.
A lot of people would have thought that game was jover at the very beginning when our top
laner was bitching about me not ganking his lane while I was literally getting dragon.
Oh, we kept our head down.
We gave him a little bit of love, touched his ass a little bit, just a little pat.
That's it.
That's it.
Happy told me he hates me.
Two more.
Two more is all the doctor ordered for us to open up some cases.
Just two more.
Just two more, that's it.
Just two.
Two's not that hard.
hard. Come on, baby. Actually, I think this is a
a rank up game. A lock in. All right, so we're not going to have a tank. This might be yet
another volley game. Nadeshot's back on CS. Good. Listen, Nadeshot doesn't need to practice
our, our, our, sorry, uh, league. It's the last thing that Nadeshot really needs to practice.
We need him at absolute peak for Counter-Strike, so he's doing the right thing.
I think myself, well, Doublelift, myself and Yvonne can do well in League.
Nade Shot will do super well in Counter-Strike, obviously will be useful.
And um, yeah.
I don't know about 2XKL, that's just fucking good luck us.
That's good luck us, bro.
A Warwick, huh?
Yo, what you guys think about a Cho guy thing, go here.
What do y'all think about Cho?
I like playing Joe against Warwick knock him up hit him with two E's and eat him GG's see
you later. Easiest kills of your life. Let me go pee real quick.
All right, let's rock and roll Jets.
Oh, you like the dinosaur one?
Well, that ain't the right one, but we'll do this one.
I got all kinds of Joe Gatskins.
I mean I'm gonna be real I'm feeling very good as long as a soul doesn't feed like a son of a bitch in
Laning phase we win I take our comp over there comp all day
And Joe guys is a really good pick the only team the only person that's gonna really kill me later on is gonna be ash
Did you hear about the new champ that they're adding holma no
Holma what champ is that?
Hold my balls. God.
What the fuck? At 11 a.m. in the morning?
Really?
At 11 a.m. in the morning, you're gonna hit me with that? Are you shitting me?
You're gonna make me put up my guard for the rest of the day at 11 a.m.
This is like icing your friend on a sundae. This is unbelievable.
That's unbelievable, that's unbelievable.
Merck treads this game, got it.
I can't believe you've done this.
I can't believe you've done this!
I can't believe it!
Oh, God.
This is the most fucked up day that's ever happened to me.
You walked into it.
I mean you I walked into it to put a landmine up in the chat. What am I supposed to do?
Asol's feeling himself love that
Alright, lock in, let's go!
Alright, no one warded my shit, hopefully it's not gone.
I don't like your stash off.
Ah, put it bomb bomb.
Everything now except this
Is it busy
yeah A-Soul's getting the daylight speed out of him in the mid lane to be
expected
A-Soul's gonna need some love early for sure. Hot lane's looking good
Never mind never extended
Damn it fucking warwick Ralph
Hopefully he backed.
Hopefully
Hey, I'm son warwick. Yeah
You hate to see it you really do
I'm gonna go swift ease here so I can clear faster
I know a lot of you guys want me to go and burke trends, but we're not gonna do that
We're gonna go swift ease first and we're gonna go here
Get anti-heal early
I do warwick flash for that kill. I don't know if he did
I know A-Soul did. Be careful with our mana.
I like to hit level 6 before that, but I don't think I'm going to be able to hit level 6
Uh, maybe here.
Clean it up, boys.
Clean it up.
Oh, she misses.
clean it up I think that was a pretty good gank now pick up a double for the
bot lane I think that was worth
Yes, good sir.
Yes, sex.
go get sexually quick go get sexual quick
to help mid with this, uh, the dog, bitch.
I should have eaten that.
There it is, there she blows, and I'm gonna get my entire bot lane stolen.
Why not ult because it's my first day solo of the day and I'm fucking stupid?
What about you?
I've got the brain of a fucking dumbass
Hope it was worth it bitch
Oh, it was worth it pussy. Thank you for the shutdown. Thank you for the eat. Take my blue pussy
Fuck you
Already built for you. You can't fight me
He cleared that first the crackhead
I'll take your life!
Warwick's probably coming.
I was a bad betting man which I am
Very good
Just wait brawn next by sweeper
Good
Ah, bot lane boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, maybe?
Well, no, it drags up in a minute 20.
You alive early today?
Yeah, I, uh, I'm gonna be honest, I was at the doctors this morning and I was like,
I need to crack.
We're gonna win this bitch, man.
I'm telling ya.
I'm coming top.
I didn't buy sweeper again.
Niiiice, brother!
I just can't catch him.
And no matter what I do
Hmm I got you to just eat I should have ate there like instantly
It says rocket belt, what should I go here?
What do you guys think is rock about good?
How many two ults it is, what it is?
So hard still for health?
Okay, let's do it.
You really hate to see it, man.
You truly do.
I'm coming
Drags up. Oh, no, we actually have the people to do it though
Still no sweeper, you don't have flash either, there he goes, you're starting.
He got it.
Then we can do about it.
Our bot lane is fucking enchambled, man.
Warwick Tram mid laner going there.
Gonna save my E and head over there.
No, escape.
Nice.
We died for that, and I died in a useless manner.
Ace old dead, 80 carries dead.
That was a terrible gank from your boy.
I walked into a turret like an absolute meatball
Was that turret charged up was I already low
That's we breath
Tank top lane here, and then we'll try and do
I miss round away
Well bot lanes here, so I can't even do this I am just gonna eat scuttle many
My really good deciding factor no we're good
We got this boys! Lock in! You fucking pussies!
Lock in! We're fine! Winnable!
One big team fight, we're right back in the map.
Acil has taken my camps.
Let's go.
Orcs top.
Wouldn't that be our, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe, maybe.
He lives now, way.
Nice!
What a ball!
Go shove out bot lane. Get ready for drag. Come on! Lock the fuck in! We're fine!
What what what?
Oh there who
What
Who's pinging me when the fuck is going on
Who's pinging me a soul and he doesn't even come here what?
What?
What am I?
What just happened?
Maybe this is an FF, my team's actually retarded.
GG, chalk it up.
I thought it was winnable.
I had no idea the severity of this situation.
One on one.
I don't know.
That one's just what it is.
league said you shall not win this game. You shall not win this game. You lose this
game hutch. There's nothing you can do. There's no way to stop it. Your bot lane will feed.
Your top lane won't be good. Your mid lane will have a disability. You're screwed. GG's.
to play Shiv? No I don't. That's one champ I don't know how to play. My playing Tarkov
with Peanut? No, hell no. I don't want to downboat Tarkov let alone play it. And I'll
play anything with Peanut. I'm not playing Tarkov. Yo Ragequate thank you so much for
the prime. Oh, is T1 jungling as well? Sad that was your rank up. The story of my life,
man. It's typically how it goes on this game, but we got a long day ahead of us. I'm not
We're good. We're good. We're so good
Well, they haven't even picked anyone you're already calling Kane young little crack it
Who is they spite
and
Bungie has officially lost Sony five hundred and sixty million dollars alright so Kane
Um, what's good against Kane? What's a Kane counter?
Yee
Nocturne
I don't know if Nocturne's actually a good pick here
Because we got Scion singed. I think this is a bad pick
the
maybe fiddle stakes would have
been a better pick here.
to play. There's nothing to
say. Marathon man, sadly. The
problem with marathon is I said
this one in the game first came
out. Uh it just doesn't do
anything that other games aren't
already doing better. There's
nothing that it does in the
category that actually. Like
makes you want to go play it.
You know? It's like it doesn't
the game. You know, it's
really, really, really, really
important to the and ABI. It
doesn't have better like, you
know, repetitive gameplay.
Besides the looting part than
arc. Like when you're coming
out in a category, especially
the extraction looter shooter
category. And you have a
Titan like arc at the time
taking over the world, and
you're trying to hit people to
move away from it. Your game
incredible game and marathon just wasn't that I didn't I didn't hate marathon
like I didn't think it was an absolute shit game I'd never play again but it
just didn't do anything that I was like oh man I gotta play this
oh there's nothing
Okay, all right
So I'm not using W and jungle correct. I know I used it there, but I didn't know for sure
I wanted to ask. I'm not using W and jungle right?
Okay, cool.
Yeah I mean maybe Bali was the pick on this game.
The two points in Q for a faster clear.
How do you know it's me? How the fuck do you know it's me?
I have streamer mode on, you little cock sucker.
You better throw the game if you love me.
Throw the game.
Start running, get the fuck down.
I hate to see that.
You hate to see it man.
They're not even hurt.
Full house, bro
Smack them with it
Thank you guys so much for all the help everybody. Thank you. Thank you everyone for coming over
to my assistance after my fourth beam. Without you team, I don't know what I'd do in life.
I don't know if I'd be able to make it through this rough world that we're living in. But
because of this team and because of your efforts towards my cause, I love you. Run like the
wind timer run like the fucking wind oh my god he's he's hoeing him he's hoeing
him how'd you know that ward was there bitch pussy huh how'd you know that ward
was there turn the stream off
Oh my god, Hymer's hem. Hymer's hem. Hymer's hem! Hymer is hem! Holy shit!
to go to go how push lane and then we take drag
push away push away come on boys
Was that the other team's flash it was right?
Nice drag nice flash nice cock
Nice very good
Still jungle I think he cleared his jungle we were at we were down there for a while
We'll do a lot of aggressive stuff once we're level 6.
Get level 6 and then we go.
I'm not covering map.
Fuck it.
We're good enough to beat them even if they are located and it's just the top lane.
I'm not worried.
We're good.
Keep on, keep on.
great so far we just need to get really big really fast someone take their pants off show
me them titties. I don't know if I should go there before my buy. I'm backing when I'm
going there and this timer is fucking his shit
it bro
very good very good very good very good
and it's just clear then go to river go get schedule gang fought lane for sure
coming
I should I should fuck me
Okay.
Shut up, Sange, I'm not that bad.
nice job dumbass you played yourself you played yourself who's fat now bitch pussy
who's fat now I mean you the fat one you dumbass
You dumb ass!
I sense fear.
Still with me. Well...
Well, maybe.
We have time to clear about... I just not hear ya.
Hey Zoe! Hey Zoe, you're big Berlin boyfriends in the fucking jungle, Zoe!
I
Can go kill that sway again
Get this mid, we gotta get, not mid, we gotta get this bot lane big, we gotta get this bot
Careful now, A-Rawn. Careful now.
Careful now, A-Ron.
How the fuck did I miss all that?
And Joe is beating her meat viciously in the mid lane.
I'm coming again.
We're doing it again.
We're doing it again.
What's any carries here
You're dead thank God
We're ganking!
Very good, worth.
Not worth. I didn't know I had a shutdown.
How do I have a shutdown? I had one fucking kill. How do I have a shutdown? I had one kill!
How does that make sense? I'm behind on CS. I have one kill. How am I a ssh- what? Four assists?
What the fuck?
Alrighty, carries five and one. I'm doing my job.
I'm doing my job.
No!
I'm doing my job. Oh, oh, he stole it. Oh
Oh
Tell me I at least got a snack wrap. Okay. It was almost a tragedy
Man on top laner beating the bricks off his ass
Got old to game
Oh, so you want help you want help after you fucked us for 35 minutes, huh? You want help bitch?
Fuck this we want drag
Going for drag
They definitely have a ward in my jungle. I'm coming to bot lane again
Yeah, they saw the shark lurking in the mid lane
Come here everybody here everybody here everybody here
I
Right lose vision and I lose vision what
Very good any good
That's okay. Oh
Know what that crackhead was doing, but it didn't work
I can't really help you oh not it buddy I don't know what you're doing but that
That ain't it.
Temp through my Zoe, my Zoe is a bitch and I mean that on job, on everything.
I hate that motherfucker.
So you want to fuck on me again, okay?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I thought I had him. I should have had full health though. That's on me.
I sense fear.
I'm looking!
Looking top.
AD carry no ult as well.
I have a boy hunter.
All right, not terrible there.
people are flamethrowering out
timer's dead, gg's
afraid of the dark
They got me that time haha, like a soldier coming home from war, they hit me in the leg,
I'll be back though.
I should have taken his top lane, or his bot lane, sorry, oh, shit.
Tamir is fucking dead, bro.
This guy ain't careful, my kill is good just, it's just three of them, it sucks.
Back it up, Terran.
I'm dragon 30.
Actually, let's get this scuttler real quick.
I hit him on that I hate that I didn't back it sucks
Zowie is still mid lane.
Yeah, I'm just dead.
That's all me for not backing, but my Zowie has yet.
We are 23 minutes into the game and Zoe has still not left the mid lane.
It's a rough one to see, you know?
Why ults?
Why ults?
Let's go over this dumb fuck.
I'm ulting because I have no other option.
Only thing I can do is flash and I'm playing against a cane that's just going to R my flash
and I'm dead anyways while I'm slowed.
The only chance I have is to maybe R, R to an individual who isn't butt fucking me and
hide in the darkness of the night.
That's my only choice.
That's all I've got.
That's the only option I got.
Oh, sweet heavens.
Flash him away.
Be him away and I'll flash.
I'm bitch-useless right now.
Oh, she's fucking dead again.
Alright, this one's a chop.
Same type of team as last time.
Hey, what's going on, Sting?
Good to see you, man.
Thank you for watching the stream, brother.
Well, I think this one's chopped unless our 9-1 hymer starts playing with the team.
I can tell him
I'm receiving good and chill so hopefully this is good problem is that I don't know if we have anything to kill that
Sion be honest
Yeah, so we should just run him man.
I had nothing to kill it.
Who's he moaning who pussy?
Get out of here, bitch.
I'm going Baron, you guys do that, I'm going Baron, Zion has no waves, I'm going to worry
about that.
End the game, wait we can end?
We can end?
Pushing!
Onwards!
You liars, we can't end!
You fucking lied to me!
Run for your lives!
you wasted time you guys are such little bitches you wasted time 34 milliseconds
on some wolves and that's enough time shut up bullshit you wasted a good egg
Yeah, pieces of shit.
I don't know how some of you won the race. I have no idea.
Get out of here.
Y'all done pissing me off today.
I swear I'm real fast, boss.
I don't know why I'm going back in so our Samira does actually no damage to
anyone but she's not good
Zoe does damage at least and Hymer is split pushing again yeah I'm her doing
great climbers doing hymer things he is gonna win us this game we just let him
cook we try and be moral support for him we're fucking useless this this I'm
sorry for picking nocturns truly this is a terrible pick and it sucks even more
because jungler's head sucks even more because like we don't have don't have a
mid lane so it's just making me really hate my life
Yeah.
Big drag here.
Pimer is so to go, bro.
OOOOOOOH!
In the game, in the fucking game.
Dan, relax man!
Heimer's coming!
They're all back up! They're all back up!
Oh my god! In the fucking game!
I'm coming Heimer!
Alright, back it up Terry. Back it up. Back it up. Back it up. Back it up, Terry.
That's this item.
Samira got a speech impediment. This is true.
She's okay though. She's cool. She's cool.
I'm just waiting to hold bro, I'm watching for it.
I'm watching for the ult.
Yeah, I love that call.
Coming.
Oh, I'm a singe!
Nice job, singe!
Bitch pussy!
Wait, double kill!
We end!
We end!
end, we end, we end, we end, we end, we end, we end we end, we end, we end
we, we, we, we end
no, we end, shut up
in that motherf**kerullyiner
If you walk up millions, please God hit the nexus.
Please God hit the nexus.
I got no help.
Bitch.
I'm trying it.
Oh my god, oh, oh my oh my god
Fuck you
Spine up. Oh, I'm fucking dead dude. Zoe. I hate everything you love in this world
What the fuck is that
I'm recording something
Yeah, I'm sorry, I know it's a terrible place to base, brother.
I am mentally incapable with dealing with this motherfucker!
I don't know what this is, let me see if I can turn it off.
Game bar, game clip recorded.
The fuck is a game bar?
Is that cheats?
I hope.
I wish.
No, I'm not tilting.
I went to the doctor today, he said I need to keep my blood pressure down, I'm not tilting.
I'm coming bro, I'm trying my hardest.
No I'm not, I'm gonna go get Saul.
Dude, Hymer's in.
No I'm not, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
IN THE GAME!
Yeah!
Please, man, this individual is the worst human imaginable.
entire game she or he don't want to assume made me hate my life I have lost
years of my life dealing with him slash her I contemplate playing or
continuing playing because I swear I might shit my pants
W report. W report in the chat. I hope that does its job.
Next game.
Next game.
Okay.
Alright, so Matt, I'm gonna be honest.
I absolutely love this photo.
But I don't, I don't know if it's socially acceptable to use.
Ah, fuck it, we'll use it, whatever.
Show us, please.
Okay, well, how do I explain this?
You know what, fuck it, I'll show it.
I'll show it.
I'm not even gonna explain it.
You guys tell me.
How do you like it?
I think it's good
Mortal Kombat exactly
Yo, but double lift kind of looks crazy in this. No, I mean that uh, Jesus
level of kind of looks nuts
haha what about this one this is the other one that cooked up this one's
probably this one was what was supposed to be for the the call of duty but it
wasn't done in time this one's dope
I'm probably just gonna have him remove warzone in the bag
Hello, Huck. Huck, please spit on that thing
Yeah, that's cool, dude Matt knows what he's doing. This was today's going live picture for those who didn't see it
It's just definitely the best one he cooked up I
Also like how he somehow turned my hair into a mullet and my forehead into a nine-head
What we got here mouth fight Kendrick poppy
Smolder
What we thank you
Jane
Will you prove worthy?
I'll be back.
Bro, want credit for AI?
Oh!
Oh!
AI!
I can't believe that you're using pictures with AI!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I shit in my pants!
Oh!
Shut up man.
Peace.
GG on the last game, I was a cinch, GG, GG.
We won't talk about how you looked at me like a piece of bacon every time you saw me.
I won't talk about it.
I won't mention it.
I won't mention your tongue being out and sweating heavily after you were running across the entire map to kill me. It's fine.
Oh, is Tarkov doing another Tarkov TV live? What are they announcing this time?
2.0?
If I have to pick first, I might rip it.
Somebody switch me lanes right now.
Somebody switch me lanes right now.
Hey!
Hey!
Somebody switch me motherfucking lanes right now as in order.
you 120 FPS DLC but you got to pay for it it's a subscription Zach in the jungle
what do we want to play against a Zach is this another cane game
Yeah, red cane.
Yee!
I'm down.
Hey, I'm so down.
Let's cook, bitches.
Oh, hey, hey, hey!
Whoa, what the fuck?
What just happened?
It's a Zach Top! It's a Zach Top for support!
Wait, what are we thinking now?
What are we thinking now?
Yee is not the play.
I
Walk it
Oh Jesus lock in like you've never locked in before lock in lock in
Okay, I'm going to go back to
the game.
Okay, I'm going to go back to
the game.
Okay, I'm going to go back to
the game.
Courage.
I want you to
smack my ass
with a wooden paddle
and call me Sally.
Yeah, right there.
Good.
All right, we're ready.
like five or six but we can play till then if you want to.
This is an S tier champ.
Play Kindred? I'd rather die.
Is that an ass twerking it heavily in the Twitch chat?
Yes, it is.
Thank you, Team Web, for that.
W Team Web in the chat needed that one.
I am now more locked in than I've ever been.
Locked in.
My mouse just died.
I cannot play music.
Let us begin.
Miggins has spawned.
Stay hard.
Hey, let me get a ward.
Let me get a ward for Agupa.
My man, hey, he's instantly responding.
That's as bad as the support I like to see.
This music on real quick, Hunter.
All right, Luckin.
I'm currently Emerald One,
so I don't think we can duo unless we flex.
I'd rather die than play flex.
Go buy another account.
Yeah, don't you have that account that you told me that you had forever ago, and I'm
definitely not telling you to buy one right now?
Kat, you remember us talking about the account that you never had but he had the whole time?
Don't you?
Lock in, this is gonna be the best game we've ever played.
damn it woman you scared this shit out of me you can't just creep in here like
Bigfoot oh I didn't hear her oh almost died I almost killed you I almost took
your life right then and there you're lucky I didn't stand up come at you with
karate kick but you won't yes yes I do and an ice powerade DC that's good why
do I got to pick one I'll drink all three what's the problem what aspartame
Aspartame's good for me. It powers me up like an old
We laughing at it. I don't have all three in here. I might start swinging in game
The audacity the audacity
update scoreboard are we really three in one is that true no it's two in one that
one doesn't count. That was an FF. No die. Die. Fuck you. No. Oh, I'm AFK. Oh, look at
my phone. What's going on? Is someone text me? I can't see the game right now. Oh, you
I had to pick, I'm sorry about that top.
Oh, he's picking now.
Oh, ah, sorry, was AFK.
Uh-uh.
Is this another yee game?
I think this is yee, nah.
This is yee.
They got nothing against yee.
your boy work watch your boy you watch your boy work I can't play no one's in
the jungle man if I could I would it's dog ass you take me 45 minutes to clear
my shit yo big Durkin thank you so much for the $5 super chat ask for another
one of those drinks and you have the other morning you won't yeah you right
I won't I'd rather die ninja thinking for the prime plead and a misfit thinking for the subs
Mr. Start stream was busy at work two things last night was legendary great work boss also secondly happy birthday stealing happy birthday stealing in the chat
Happy birthday stealing
Yeah, last night was epic
Last night was epic. Hey courage you still here
I want you to know, whenever you said and I quote, I should think a fight stick was
something you get it up a face.
It floored me a little bit.
It floored me a little bit and I, for the first time in my life, didn't know how to
combat that, you know?
it's not wrong. I don't know what a fight stick is. And to be real with you, I think
it'd be something used to utilize like open up crab shells or something.
More bread stick, Italian made. Ludwig was crying after saying that DL is too good for
tournament LOL I mean bro he ain't wrong I love DL there ain't another DL DL is a freak bro
he's a freak and that's a compliment so I think DL should be excluded from the tournament hell no
but is DL just the best gamer to ever live potentially he's very good man very good
he is not fun to play against
you just remembered your alt log in no way you want to join me after this game
yes okay I'll see you in the chat gamers discord shirtless
Oh
Ari's looking okay, aught lane's beefing love to see that
I said Ari, but I'm in Lux
I want a full clear. Here's my method on yee. This is how I always play yee. I don't do shit to level 6 unless it's guaranteed
We are ganking we ain't even looking in the direction
They could be in an alleyway after they just got drinking at the bar with me and I'd leave them for dead
I don't care
We get level 6 then we start ganking everyone
Thank you I stole that shit I don't care who knows it
All right Pete, you'll be remembered you'll be remembered
You'll be remembered never forgotten oh
Really Tom hell yeah, man. Hey, we're welcome in bro
Shit not good in the bot lane
What's the nutsack about man he doesn't get to do this I don't have it
Oh, thank you. Thank you, baby.
We just saw Nunu walk to top lane, so I think we can do this right now.
Hey!
Watch it, bitch.
I
Clean it up boys. Thank you, baby. Oh, yeah
Uh-huh with that before I eat
Oh man
I don't want to take this immunity shot and taste like ass.
Damn you!
Oh, what's this guy doing again?
Level 6, be careful.
I'm here yet again.
There he goes.
Ooh, what you say?
I ain't got no Q for him.
Careful now.
Eyo!
I hit that thing with you.
Yeah, I almost missed that drag, I can't lie to you.
Careful, careful, careful, careful!
I need you.
You have smite to slow him?
I'm not chasing a singed.
Level 5, you're on methamphetamine.
You're worse than I am.
Yeah, this is new now.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna cook these motherfuckers.
Yeah, I'll walk through this.
Is that my nurse?
I killed the whole team I killed the whole team
Okay, I'm leaving everyone back up
hey we got out and we stole his red he bar said I got you that's a guy right
there that's a guy I want to be around well there goes Draven again okay
Draven I hear a fault for pushing up under the tower solo honestly everyone
else just fall and you're beautiful low by the chicken looking
I don't have a wave Shiza.
a back I don't need it I don't want you Lux I want that bitch ass in the top lane to come
down here. He's the one who called this shit. Yeah. Let me see that.
I
Do the pussy I said it she's a pussy. We're good
On my way
take the shot don't think about it take the shot don't think about take the shot
don't think about it
Turn up ain't over
BANG! BANG! BANG!
This is our game. This is our game. Lock him.
This is our game. This is it. It's about to go down.
I don't know why my it carry now never walked up it is what it is.
What's up baby?
Hi.
I love you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Ah yes!
Hudge cheating on me? Yes. Sorry.
You had to find out somewhere.
Here's what it is.
Now get the hell out of the house.
We just keep pumping. We keep farming, we keep pumping.
Any kills, any opportunities we go for them.
Looking.
I mean it's like I just you know I'm sitting here waiting for my team to fucking walk
forward and no one walked forward and now we're all fucking dead great job
everyone we're doing great I'm sitting on top lane fuck the whole team fuck
everybody we're back to toppling grinding active farming god no too crazy
yes bro ye is a fucking monster under towers listen towers mean nothing to me
I just can't sit there as my laners refused to just clear the minions
We just sit there sucking each other off like a couple of pussies
Fine we afk farm afk farming starting now
We win every actual team fight you just can't throw anymore. We're still very much ahead
I already have ult again.
I still need sweeper.
Why do I refuse to get a sweeper, man?
I don't understand what's wrong with me.
There's a new news pissing me off.
I'm killing her first from now on.
I don't have ult for fight. We take this.
Draven, Draven, Draven.
Please walk over here, you absolute imbecile.
I
Dread
Bronze three, I don't know I know how that works
Yeah, I mean they're two and eight. Of course. This is our game to carry. It's just I'm just
getting steamrolled because I have no teammates. I'm coming back to bot. I mean to do Draven
Missing his W there is criminal.
These guys are under tower, I'm flashing on them.
Oh full clear and it's the safest option right now I probably could have stayed there and
helped kill but I have so little faith in this Draven that I don't like I don't I don't
want to be in the bot lane. Guarantee kills and that's it for me.
good
don't get sweeper
full
Let me go steal from his Jengal.
Nothing's here.
back to mah django looking alright we're at that point of any fight where we can find
Someone who isn't full health we win
Maybe carries pretty low
Walk up
I'll take it, fuck em, give me that Michael Dube play, what are we going to next here?
That chase, I mean bro I'll take all the kills right now, let me, help me get higher, I will
take all the kills we'll be up for drag
wits end they I go wits end here
guys listen he is one of those champs I'm at the point where I'm at there's
nothing they can do.
Very sober.
I'm just sending it right now.
But it's passed over boys.
I'm gonna start this dragon
if they dare come here.
I will wipe them from the
face of the earth.
I missed it
Well, missing drags doesn't help my case, but this is what it is.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
And the enemy has been slain.
Level Z, 14.
I don't want to flip it.
The enemy's mind can pierce through stone.
He keeps charging on mine.
An enemy has been slain.
Now we go here, full clear, actually I might just take Baron, hit a flank, I mean guys
again this is just our game to carry, this is what it is, I'm not worried about anything
my teammates are doing, what's great about playing and this is why I climbed to gold
one playing ye this is just this is just how you play them you do whatever you
want you get to this point you just take over and it is what it is we solo this
doesn't matter if anyone comes here we'll still kill it super quick
he is just like if there's if you're looking to climb and there's bad players
on your team every game you can just play me and you win your farm get level
six gank get three four kills game over
busted champ all right we full clear and we're good take any fight that we can
get right now I'm looking for this
He left real quick, but still he's jungle.
Yeah, yeah, it's a low elo stopper. You get a higher elo, obviously you're not doing this stuff.
I
Think the big thing with you is you cannot be the first one in
I uh, I do the wrong person. That's all me. Open it up down. Good luck, boys.
Nice. Good of ended.
Jake, what up? Sorry for having to whoop your in mid-sass yesterday.
I swear it hurt me more than it hurt you.
Although I will say I was rock hard the entire time doing it.
Rock hard.
Just so real quick.
That hit somebody.
I'll take my shirt off.
Oh!
possible end angle I'm coming up the drag oh I'm turning up I'm turning up
they're backing I'm a good drag I'm a good drag I'm getting dragged real quick
walk in soul yeah we in Draven yeah talk to me more two and six please you are
the reason why we're ending great job man after y'all throw and die I'll take
Get the drag, get soul, and then I'll end the fucking game.
Now I'm coming.
Oh, Nunu, this is gonna feel fucking great, man.
I'm going to use my ulti to kill him, and then I'm going to use my ulti to kill him.
Dude, don't tell me no one hits this.
Don't tell me no one hits this, please.
Thank you. Great job.
GG's.
Come on great game
Hey
Wow, I don't honor anyone and I mean nobody gets honored by me cuz I hate everyone equally
other thing courage I hate him a little bit more than others but mostly I hate
everyone on my league team at bar I'd set the keys check out the damage charts
Dude, how crazy is that a lousy Ford one out DPS to your boy?
17-7.
Shaw!
Shaw!
Shaw!
Welcome in to the AT&T and iLitter Cup.
My name is Courage JD and I'm bringing you the events coming forward today.
You're League of Legends World Champion.
Hodge and Ed.
I thought you weren't even gonna be there next week.
Yes, Hedley, I'm not.
My dad's a dumb jackass and needs to get open heart surgery.
Boo-hoo, boo-hoo, making it all about himself, dude.
Mm-mm.
Can you tell your dad to just grow up already?
I couldn't.
I thought I was saying, bro.
Like, how selfish.
What are you doing, man?
How selfish.
Oh, my eordic valve is too big and pussy
Welcome in man
Was it sexy I liked it I liked it I liked it I mean you know I'm a I'm I am a jungler
So I'm gonna be playing top of my on my own you're jungling
No, but I'm top lane you're jungling
Yeah, that's true
On his old that he leveled streams of course. Yeah, I know you're good. You're good
One thing I noticed with you do you not there's a setting that I think is very valuable, okay
Under under
Under interface in the settings. Yeah, if you scroll down to mini map
Do you have enable all mini map timers clicked? I don't think so
Oh, one second settings and what settings interface interface enable all mini map timers.
Oh, let me show chat.
Uh, enable.
How far is that down?
Keep going.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Keep going.
This one.
There you go.
See enable all mini map timers.
Oh, makes it so like every jungle camp is timed.
when you're like sequencing jungle camps and you get info on the enemy jungler or you steal his camp
to me it it lets you make more educated decisions around when you're gonna invade and stuff like
that so now instead of only getting a warning like 60 seconds out it'll just show the time of like
two minutes and you'll just know more timing oh that's actually goading thank you i had no idea
that existed. You've been playing League for a hot minute.
It's 2010. Yeah. Geez. I'm a sicko, bro. This is definitely the game I think I have
the most time on. Yeah, let me update this. Now, I do have news. I didn't know that I got
these things called chests in this game. And I told Chad if I win three in a row, we'll
I got about 50 of them.
Uh-oh.
So if we win this game, you
courage JD carry, we're opening
up 50 of these chests that I
don't know what the fuck they
do.
Are you going in a little bit
of a League of Legends arc?
I mean, I got to tournament for
sure and then my reason for
playing it is gone.
But as long as chat likes it,
I'm going to be honest, I can
play this every day.
But I think that it's more like
we enjoy watching you play
Watching you practice because we know the end goal. I don't know if it's actually like we love League of Legends. I
Think it's also I mean you're in a great spot though where
Well first off your audience is incredible watch as you play anything like you could easily make an arc of like road to
flat or something and
Yeah
The reason I say is just because you could eat when I did my road to diamond
The team I work with with all the League of Legends API
They had it fully set up or like it auto updated my win record for the day like you're manually doing right now
It showed my current rank how much LP I gained like a nice little bar
That's super easy to set up and it just looks clean for the viewer when we tune in. Oh, I'd like that a lot
How do I get that done?
I'll uh, you know, I'll send some messages, you know, it would take three years. That's that's what they're saying
That's what Gav just said. That's my guy. I pay him and he hit me with that
It will take three years.
Yeah, about that just sucked my dick.
Have you considered that one?
I don't bird.
Jump bird.
How's GTA been?
It's been fun, man.
I'm back on my bullshit, you know?
Back in the Ranger shit.
I come out.
With some big city updates coming soon.
That's where you know.
That's where you're going to thrive.
Are you playing Boulevard or no?
Brother, I know for an absolute fact
That is going to get some high level.
It's going to get banned.
It's going to get banned.
Like no doubt it's going to get banned.
So I'm thinking you're in a different interesting spot.
I'm thinking, what are you climbing with in solo queue?
Like you have a ranked goal in this,
but you're just thinking tournament day.
Well, that's all right.
The last two days I've been getting
thumped playing Vi and playing Champs I Never Play.
That's a good pick here.
Way, Vel'Koz, both easy kills.
I think it's Kane.
To like, here, on my climb, I have a rule.
I would climb his Jarvan because right here,
the only way Vel'Koz, Way, and Darius can get out of your ult
is by burning their Flash.
I'm terrible at Jarvan.
Yeah, but that's what I would be going with in this scenario.
I, funny enough, when I jungle, I perm a ban Kane.
Yeah, I'm thinking Kane might be it, but I'm afraid of Kozak's doing Kozak's things and
one shot at me on Kane.
I can just build for it, I guess.
Can you jump inside of him?
I can't.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just absolutely destroyed.
That's what I'm trying to do.
If it's gonna be the same Jarvan game as you, like if you play Jarvan, Ash, Velkaz,
Wei, and Darius.
Yeah.
I can't get out of here.
Yeah, I'm beating the shit out of all of them.
Yeah, but when I jungle, I don't like, I don't like junglers.
You can kind of break the sequencing and pacing of the game like Kane Ken break and go through walls and stuff. Yeah
He says shit. I love it. I love it
Someone asked why is Zach? Are you streaming right now?
No, no, okay, so I'll just read it out
If you would like to have the chats open as well so you can you have to him that'd be great
I love it when you do that, but some of the sysack was banned brother. I played Zach
I rage so hard that I banned the word Zach in my chat and trend in there. Oh
No, not trend in their trundle can't say trundle and you can't say Zach
They're all banned
Trundle such a bait champ, bro. Cribson. Thank you
Pops all seals everything and you're dead
Dude, I hated it. It was the most boring champ. I've ever played the jungle. I just sat there and watched them whack a
frog
Yeah, like a kid with problems out of fair just whacking the whack-a-mole machine. There's no mole there. You know what I mean?
bro listen all I'm gonna say for you is
the double lift is a
Assuming double lift should be bought like playing 80 80 C. Yeah, of course
You're just you're I'm assuming he'll tell you just path towards this side of the map and play towards this on the map
So like I would be every game if you're practicing
I would be talking every game where you clear red
You know if you're on this side, you're clear on the red side first. Oh, yeah, I do it every game
Yeah, you're talking talk to bot right every time
Yeah, yeah, yeah like all because does that sequencing will line you up where?
Basically like jungling is like taking turns right so it's like you do your full clear towards bot
You're dead you then have some time to look mid look bot, but then it's like alright
You're number one thing for this tournament. He's going to be just farming outfarm their enemy jungler because they're not gonna have
you know if you know how to farm better than them you're gonna be a great spot
yeah yeah that's what I'm thinking too I'm I'm really only worried about not
even worried about the only game that I think it's even gonna be close as that's
the first T1 if T1's in the mid lane I'm going to fucking terrorize them he
will not be able to walk past our any better ban not there and I'm gonna fuck
I took the wrong ability.
Quick cast or normal cast?
Normal.
That was the only thing that made me do better.
Quick cast?
I played League for 15 years on normal cast and I got Perry Jungle who's like a top NA
Challenger jungler to do a coaching session. He's like dude, you got to play quick cast. I'm like, I'm never gonna be able to learn it
He was like just play quick cast. It took like four games and I was like, how would I never play quick cast?
You just you you know, slight fights are easier because you're just using your ability and smiting at the same time and
You're not having to you know, click each thing it goes. It's insane. I'll stop my felt after wait. So what is quick cast exactly?
So like when you normal cast you have to like let's say you're you're using an ability
You have to click the ability then click your mouse on whatever you want to do
Where a quick task is the moment you hit the ability wherever your mouse is hovering it uses it
But you can say is that why I keep getting out smited on drags every one day hundred percent. Yeah. Yes
You guys think about it you're basically doubling the amount of things you need to do
Which is just adding more time so where it's all when a smite fight is in a
mid works in milliseconds you know that's the difference yeah whatever I
played against a a diamond we were doing flex I played against a diamond
jungler with the DL it was like I was playing checkers he was playing chess
yeah
like Jarvan's all about e queuing fast like going on someone and I would have to
E-click, Q-click.
Yeah, that's what I was doing at the same time.
I played it yesterday, it was fucking hell.
Yep.
I changed that, and he's like,
you look five years younger in your reaction time,
since like your ability to do things, I'm like,
wow, yeah, you're right.
Kind of getting after right now, not in a good way.
And he kills me.
So, even if I flash his ability, his ability still kills me.
That is insane.
fuck is that how are you doing right here I'm alive though I'm alive I'm a look I'm
a look
jungler in the river see how you can now by the way see you can now see all your
timers on your side yeah I should have just walked off I didn't think you're
gonna go for this guy oh you're fighting he should recall right now and I'd rather
you just keep your farming going like I'm just gonna play safe well I'm gonna
check for this guy right here cuz I want red game okay he's not here
I had no idea Kha'zix was a 1v1 beast.
That's all he is.
His abilities get super charged when you're by yourself.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
There's no one else around.
You do like more damage.
He's all about finding solo fights.
Oh, no to self.
Don't fight that brother fucker.
like he's like balanced around it basically
oh that was media trained courage coming out right there
i learned from the young you what did i do what he said
the balance around it well it's funny it's like that's how uh
you know like each different characters have like their win conditions
so it's like if he he is not gonna want to fight
in a team fight nearly as much as i don't oh my god this motherfucker is
I might have six points, I can't tell.
Shit, I'm out of boy.
take drag here so when you're like in a game like this or when you start your game do you
keep track of like where jungler sequences like at all like right there the reason I
asked that was because I if I was in your shoes I would not be going drag in there because
Kha'zix has to be near and because he's sequencing his blue to bot and I would also say see how
Like right there, if you recall, you'd be searing your red already and then doing your full clear on the map.
I have to go in.
Did he carry? Fix it up?
Yeah, he does.
I should have recalled and then been red clearing.
Right now, you'd already be clearing your third camp topside, and then you'd be back out on the map, up a couple camps on Kha'zix, and being like, alright, let's go maybe invade his bot side because I saw him fuck around down here.
Or sorry, go invade his topside because you saw him fuck around bot side.
So what are you thinking now? He just died in the scuttle of a drag. You think he's respawning going straight to the scuttle?
I think that he should be thinking about re clearing his top side right now
You guys are on the same exact happening
So when you're clearing something he should be mirroring you on the other side of the map because you both started on the top side of
The map and clear at the bottom like right now cause it should probably either on his blue or
You know obviously this is fucking silver, so you have to take things with grain of salt
He should be clearing his top side to bottom see how see how now you've jungle climbers on
So you can see his timing on his chickens, so he should be doing his you're probably gonna see him appear on his chickens soon
We're gonna be growing this right
No, you should just see how you've so many camps up just clear topped about that's the trick of jungling man
It's like these guys are gonna make the state just get your farm done. That's it
Yeah, that's what it's what DL told me like
I believe you are good enough that if you just have your farm let these idiots make their mistakes
You'll just beat them when they make their mistakes, but be strong in your farm.
Yeah, don't get baited by your dumb ass teammates, bro.
Like even watching a little bit, you get baited by your dumb ass like that a lawi pinging you for grubs.
Don't let anyone else tell you what to do. Like that Akali right there?
Tell that Akali to fuck off. You've got camps up.
Fuck off Akali, suck my dick, bitch!
Exactly.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
We'll see!
You gotta remember, 12s, 12s, who cares? You got boy grubs, but now you just learned.
So you can now, if I was you, I would go wipe the chickens and steal his chickens, or you can counter by doing drag right away.
But I can't because AD carry is backing, right?
Yeah, so I would go steal his chickens.
You want to steal his chickens and then take that scuttle. Always jungle out to end.
Oh, shit.
You can take the chickens and then fall back to the scuttle, and that timing will work.
But if you do the scuttle then go to the chickens, he's probably clearing that right now, if I had to guess.
guess okay so see see how he's now there for his chickens yeah I see that like if
you do it the other way around and you to rush right there you would have a
better timing for yourself top missing what
Oh fuck me. See this is. Alright.
Alright, fuck the Akali. She could suck my whole dick.
Absolute waste of space air and oxygen you fucking dumb bitch
I
Play when I jungle I play with every single thing off in the game
There my teammates are NPCs. They're not actually real people
Because you are the shock caller. It's like I make it so I can't even see their pings
I can't see a word that they say I don't care
I don't care if they if they are I don't care. It's all I care about is this farming. I
I just did it makes me so mad when people will call an OBJ, and I don't know this how the game is
But they'll call an OBJ and they will literally let someone walk past them to attack me first
So then they will attack them like they'll just bait the fuck out of me and then lose the 1v1
I'll tell you this right now
You are the only one in the lobby that should be calling for an objective if your teammate pings an objective
It's the most that they have no info that you have you know with your stronger than the enemy jungler
Yeah, right now you're weaker than their jungler. You do not want any 2v2 with any objective
Yeah, right especially like okay
Maybe you can make a 3v3 bot lane because your bot is so much stronger, but your Akali is so behind
So if you 2v2 with Akali and we lose and they're mid and and cosics you guys are going to get
fucking rogue
You know yeah
One thing that changed my mind, I always thought as jungler, I would, I, I, I always thought,
oh I gotta help my weak lane get back into the game, no fuck that, make your strong lane
stronger.
Bro, listen, call it all the-
But all the-
Dog shit.
I need to get sweepers as well.
You're clearing your bot side right now. I would I would think Cosix is probably here
If he's if he's doing a full clear he should be on the bot side of the map right now. Yeah
It's the other see that they saw him they're pinging him so he just finished this full clear so now he's either gonna come look
Somewhere else on the map, but if he's smart he should just straight up recall
So now all my teammates are down, what do I do?
So now his blue buff is spawning?
Come to me, come to me.
Just run right to me.
We're gonna try something.
This is risky, but fuck it.
I'll ult in 10 seconds.
Yep, he's on his blue right here.
Yeah.
Ready?
I'm on more.
Ready?
They see us, but fuck it.
Good job.
good job bro see that great call great comes now you're back in the game
the ship on and now and now we see his timers are squawking here so he's now
gonna be pissed so but you have so many camps of go to your full clear don't
listen to anybody else don't do anything else just full clear got it that's it
It's actually so big. I'm so close to red buff now.
You gotta think about it. Junglers and fucking laners. Laners think of wave and it's bait.
You can remember, like you're always gonna, if there's a wave there's gonna be a laner.
They want, they need the wave. Yeah. A jungler's gonna see his blue buff and be like,
Oh, the blue buff! He won't!
And not think of anything else in this rank. Definitely won't.
Cause I'm gonna slap their titties with, with, with sandpaper.
We have not seen Kha'Zix cross this ward yet, so he might be pathing to bot side or looking to invade your blue to get revenge right now, so keep that in mind.
He could be on that side of the map.
final lesson
Don't be surprised walking in there if he's there. Okay, he's not
Not good.
Scary is now, see that motherfucker, that motherfucker is looking for revenge.
This place is still gonna be scary now, cause he's solo-
Got you by himself. Good shit, good shit, good shit.
BITCH!
I'm just gonna leave this frog and back to get ready for drag get red buff
What do I'm taking this bucket
What is that a reference to?
Uh, boots, merc threads.
Okay, I thought you were- I just wanted to see what you're talking about.
I think you're making a play on the map.
I won't think to- Alright, so look, you see Kozak now?
Yeah.
I have his bot side.
He's got this camp up.
He might have his wolves up.
I might fuck with him here if his wolves- No, if his wolves are gone.
I'm getting new jungle climbers right now, so you'll be able to see these on your map.
They're gonna respawn.
Now on this should I I would love to do this
See right now you don't have a mid your mid lane dead so mids like defending mid is gonna be your priority
The biggest thing doing dragons is you want your lane your mid lane
the half priority, feeding the wave and pushing into them.
Shit!
I would bet a lot of money that Kha'zix is going to come to his top side right away, off spawn by the way.
I might have quit the game.
I have been looking at my lane, bro.
I've literally just been looking at you on the map.
I'm watching you, but I'm just like AFK playing my lane.
And I haven't seen... he might have quit.
Well I beat Kozak's now. Kozak is my bitch.
Oh there he is. He was doing... he just missed four lanes to go and do Rift Herald.
And then Tide, that is just an awful play.
So I've got Kha'Zix on me, so you can now go do drag.
Yeah, I'm going right now.
And then you're gonna do drag, and then reverse clear now to topside.
Got it.
There goes Kha'Zix right there.
I'm just going to pass right at me, watch me, you want to see me kill Kha'zix in a sec?
I'm just killing him. I'm just letting him do the war for us. He's just coming to move up on cooldown. Alright, bro. I'll kill you each time.
So now if I'm you right here, by the way, I would be going right into his red buff. Right now you put Cosyx in the dirt if you go and fucking steal his shit.
Yeah, but they're lurking on me. I think they're gonna come over here.
I'll be stealing this, steal that.
And they can't, remember they can't leave because they have a wave.
So if they run at you, you just run away. Take his chickens.
I'm setting up for a bot. They're crashing wave.
I just don't really understand why I'm taking turret and my AD carry is not working on doing
Anything with what I'm doing
Not walking up. Just watching me get ripped in half AFK under towers shooting the fucking turret
He's autoing the minions, oh my god, whatever whatever whatever whatever
Whatever fucking dumbass
stop holding when you're full health got it
cosics bot side that's him you know you want to know cosics sit oh my fucking
god my spot oh my god my red is gone he's now seeing like you just counter
jungle them so I should go to my red now even though the can start up and it just
came up yeah we can't steal I would I would I would re-clear I would re-clear
you're blue than this than that and then go just go topside. I'm just gonna kill them top.
Oh so it's like that for you though.
Oh I'm just a 418 armor.
That's a problem for them huh? It's not great. I got COZICS now on me too.
So, Mike, my thing for you is you've got a pretty good idea of when you've got the advantage
I did not from a skirmish perspective.
High-ditaminions.
I don't think he loves that, you know.
I don't think he loves light.
Yeah, I do.
You love square up.
I love the square up. I see somebody in 2D.
I love the square up.
Even though my team and their skill
is about as good as a wet fucking paper towel.
I love squaring up. I don't care how many of them there are. I flashed on that bitch too and still died
I probably gotta be careful here honestly. All right, I'm locking in no more dying for me. I
Have went in on three separate occasions with this 80 carry and this support and all three times
they have walked backwards as I'm going in I think maybe what I need to do more
of is I just need to spam ping because like them actually just staring at their
map and seeing me come in is it just doesn't happen I need to ping like a
motherfucker
I'm looking, I'm with you.
She might just spontaneously combust here.
See, by the way, just stop the recall.
We can crunch Vel'Kaz, we can crunch Vel'Kaz.
She killed the areas for sure.
out
This flash that's fine. You don't need to over chase now now we drag
Anyone will we need vision over the wall from the board? You just want to do it right there? There you go, let's start them
Fuck I'm walking off the top of the fucking pit
Yeah, you know, whenever I missed my W there, me running in like an absolute moron probably
wasn't the move.
You're good, you're good.
I did all that cosmetics
you know what you know what I'm getting from you right now a little bit
and I like the fight it's like when you
no no no it's like when you're at a gambling table and you start pressing
yeah it's like when you're just like
right now I think what would be great for you in the tournament is that if you
I think where you will be most valuable is these motherfuckers you're gonna face
or
if you just need the fucking Scotty Pippen to double lift
You guys, I think, have a very good chance of doing very well.
Right?
So I think that the number one way you're going to do that is like, legitimately, you can make yourself strong at the 25 minute mark in every single game as jungler.
If you legitimately just am K-PARP.
And that might be boring as shit.
Like unless Double-Lets has come to play, I would set the expectation of them like, dude, I'm just going to farm.
I am your Vestal DL.
And that's it.
I am your Vestal.
and like
and that's all
yeah
like if you're playing a champ that can peel for him
you know just fucking make sure no one can reach his ass
and all that shit
okay there's an army after me
there's an army after me
I'm coming
wait
I don't know
I'm coming I'm coming
what the fuck
Whoa, play just off me with that 225 damage, you shit.
This top lane walks up, I'm gonna kill him.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Honestly, I think the AD carry fucked me there.
Getting to sit in that arrow, I think he walks up.
No, I think I'll be able to help the way more jungling and who are we gonna put in the jungle?
We're going to put a fucking peanut on the smite for elder and on a close game.
So we're going to put an A-shot and even know where his F key is.
Is Yvonne play league?
Yes.
She's playing support for Dale.
Oh perfect.
That's right.
That's right.
Keep scanner.
I don't.
You've scanner I don't
So chasing right here, holy shit
I can have fucking eight of them right there. I'm here. I'm here. If you don't go no, no, no, no
They all try to they see it now. They see it now
It's like right now I'm kind of I
Might just go push out bot lane keep this pressure to their tower make them have to answer this
Yeah, so you just saw he's got no camps up, so now you know he's gotta be clearing his
tops out of the map from a camp perspective.
Yeah.
Try to stay with you and help clear tower.
No, no, I think you're about to have six camps back up.
It's like, if I was you, I would do a quick full clear and then get the third dragon.
We're gonna do that next dragon.
Like technically, none of us should be fighting now.
Our teammates are gonna be dumb.
Like, see how I have two answering me now?
All right, go into clear bows. Yes chef
I think I'm gonna have time to pull clear with 50 seconds
Even if you just clear through here, even if you just clear through your red
You know like we get big top camp up
Getting as many minions as possible goes a long way
12 minions or 12.5 minions is equal to a shield and each jungle camp is four
minions
It's like three camps is equal to like getting a kill basically the grand scheme of things
Damn, I didn't know that
Yeah, you're down like 13 CS you're down one kills worth of gold. So even if you're one and oh
Or even if you're one and oh, but they're up 13 CS you're basically even in gold if you go spent calling might kill the
Yes, she does. Wow
Now look you come there now now look at your CS because you just went into that farm and this guy fucked around and fought
You're now up 27 CS
I'm gonna push this on way down come to there
And now the other thing you know too is this guy's dead for 30 seconds
We could do this drag and you know
I'm just gonna steal this camp too. Yeah, you guys are fine. You're gonna have no one combating
I'm here as a line. Do we do Baron here right after?
no we gotta get more picks to do that like that begins to get like bait
territory but like you can steal his chickens
I might help them kill bot here he's dead there he's flashing ghost
I can't even get off my W before I ult. Okay, sounds good. Projects is fucking disgusting.
Yeah, it's just, uh, that's just, that's this whole thing. You can fight, you alone, even if you, like,
you're ahead of him, but you can still, just all of his abilities get so amplified. It's like double
damage on some kind of- So even if he is with Hui, he still gets that amplified ability buff?
If you're by yourself, it's like an assassin, it's like he becomes an assassin, he's an assassin, right?
So it's like if you don't have teammates around, he becomes like P at midnight, whenever I'm sure it was hanging out on the couch, just can't resist me.
Yep. It's like, let's see, we just took him, he has, I just saw him path right before to his blue buff.
So I'm gonna try to call for a uh,
Okay, so his blue is dead and you might be taking his pulse. Oh, it's over here. So we come on. Okay
Why is it like we killed us we killed us we killed us coming
Now now because we're gonna get this double killed now, we're gonna Baron. Yes chef
I'm pretty massive, bub.
Okay, now we got way, we got two people dead still for 30 seconds.
We need to ward over this wall, so we can be here.
Okay, good, nice knife.
I'm gonna push top, I want us to fight mid.
We need vision in here.
I can give vision.
Give ward yet nice.
One place of ward you can steal his camp that's there.
We just saw Serafine back.
Right now we're getting our waves in a good position.
Now I kind of float on you right now.
So we can play together.
And you can just float around, yeah.
I mean I'm about to take this top turret real quick.
I just want to start there.
It's going good, that was a splash.
I'm watching fall back me when you're done
I can't live I got triple altered
so there that that we just kind of know I still might die there we kind of get bailed
out from like that was kind of greedy that second play on the Darius there we get bailed out just because
I'm very fed to be able to turn that around like they're like I'm not getting baited by Seraphine
here I'm not fighting I'm not fighting for the problem is like he walked up and he grabbed me by
the titties and jerked me close and I couldn't get away from him so I just thought you know what if
you're gonna grab me by the titties I'm gonna grab you by the backside and they didn't go this plan
You're good. I love getting dragged by the titties. So like here, I want deep vision
Okay, because you got a minute and ten seconds till drag so we're setting up vision and this is our sole fight
So we're gonna push these waves take off turret tops out of the map right now
I got TP if needed, but like who gives a fuck, but let's go get some deep vision. Let's go check clear this well
Yeah, you can clear that yep, you're fine. You're gonna do that. You're gonna do that do your gromp get scuttled
I'm fishing right now.
Where we going on the highway and uh...
Yeah!
We're gonna be fishing today, boys!
And I feel like catching an Ash.
That was Ash, Flash, and Barrier.
Watch out! The old largemouth Seabass.
Always accompanied by a Bearcuda.
Ash, no Barrier, no Flash.
I'm gonna go look at Kali. Kali got a kill. Nice.
nice. Alright so we're content right now. This is 20 seconds of being... take this, take this.
Chicken spotting. You can do chickens then just immediately go drag.
Good. I'm gonna hit this so they can't use his cone. You have your E right.
We already see Kha'Zix in the map, so we have no worry about pulling this out, let's get this done quick.
Anyone called you sexy today, Kurch?
Not yet. Not yet, but...
Thank you.
They're sexy, man.
Okay, I want to re-pop, bro, and then we're gonna kill them on the blue buff again.
What about this right here? What about this right here?
right here. One ball of bees, one ball of bees, one ball of bees!
I'll TP to top if Wai keeps pushing.
Alright Wai.
You're very strong.
strong I'm gonna try to chase way down I don't think I'll reach her sadly
You know why you get double gold for enemy jungles camps?
I never knew I got double gold.
You technically don't.
But you basically do get double gold because you're taking gold out of their pocket.
It's like invading and taking, think about it.
getting that gold and they're losing that from what should be their goal.
Whoa, just went crazy.
Okay.
They might look for this in mid, yep, I dodged it.
They're stealing from cars that are unlocked.
You get what they have inside, but then they lose what they have inside, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's exact, that's a great analogy for sure.
I'm level 20, he's level 15, I don't even know what happened to this guy, I think it was when he went and did it.
Whatever the fuck it was, we're 12 minutes.
Put that quail down.
I'm pushing for these chickens, do you want to walk up with me?
He's on him, yep, see that?
Like we're just, all I'm doing right now is looking for the minimap, seeing what camps are up and where he could be.
These bottom camps are up, we gotta push out.
Chrissy can push that. Nice.
We're gonna kind of hover you. Boom, nice.
They've got vision in here. Enemy vision, enemy vision.
You got scan up?
We can see that. They've got...
Almost to you.
in the game. Let's go attack! Attack!
Too deep. Too deep. Too deep. Too deep.
Help me! Too deep.
Oh no. Listen, hear me out here.
Hear me out here. When I yelled attack,
I said it with such confidence that I thought
You thought everyone changed the outcome of what was happening kind of like how we did against the English during Boston Tea Party
Hmm. I like that. That's gonna not be the end. They say if you tell the enemy what you're gonna do before you do it
That's how you win
Now the real thing there the real juicy thing was that we had just picked the politics and Baron was just falling
So we would have gone to Baron and they would have siege their shit again. Yep
If only Tristana didn't fuck that up. Exactly, exactly. Write that down, chat.
Alright, so now we're gonna go set up Baron. That's what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking.
We're on the same wavelength, coach.
I don't listen to Monster Cat anymore. I might do it and I might rip it. I'm on my way.
Hey, you know people at YouTube, right?
GG's.
Yeah.
You want a message, gentlemen, tell them to stop taking my live stream down for DMCA music?
I'm going to tell you right now they're not going to be able to help you with that.
Sure.
I wish I could.
I wish I could.
How positive are you that they can't?
God, I already carried this bitch off!
Sorry.
you say I didn't realize we had an 80 carry genuinely oh yo you crack you killed me bruh
you you you killed me bruh shall I open these up 10 at a time you think
yeah probably I mean you're gonna you know you're gonna get shit for a butt from those so have fun
what am I looking for what is what is like a gold cs level
like I'm pretty sure like legacy ultimate skins and stuff like that so we
just want skins is this that shit where you get like pieces of skins oh yeah
oh wait I just realized yeah you can make it by the way so your YouTube
stream doesn't hear the music I know but that it ruins it ruins them for the
tube stream I got a Zoe shard where's a Zoe shard mean means you could you can
like use it to unlock Zoe for cheaper from not mistaken that was the only
game I could play right now sadly oh I just I just click past the skin was that
a good skin I got an epic skin shard for Caitlyn it's nothing but shards
So I'm not even opening up anything like I'm not what is this the darkened orb?
What's the darkened orb?
I don't even know what the hell I have no idea what that is.
Make sure it's not going to leak nothing.
Okay, it didn't leak nothing.
Rave shard.
Master ye epic skin shard legacy content
SSG NAR legacy content
Nemesis Jack's
twisted fate
All-Star Akali
Aurora
Wait, so I didn't even I didn't even get nothing for those
I'm just getting shards. I'm not even unlocking nothing. I'm just wasting
Yo these suck!
So like I don't even get to get excited about none of this because they don't actually do nothing. It's just pieces of things.
What the fuck?
What happens if I click this?
Oh, nothing, okay.
Let's do it!
Let's do it!
What we think?
Happy to see you!
Mystery coin your work icon
Or okay, that's cool
ass
I'm not doing all this we're going back to the cases so I can't just unlock a scan
I got to unlock these shards and then I got to take the shards
Combine them piece together like a puzzle the skins. Yeah, bro. It's a whole
But sometimes there's a song there
Like now you can go click the shard and your thing and then like upgrade it for free or make it or something
I don't know bro. I gotta go though. That was fun. That's it back later. I have to film a video at 11
My time I had a plan recording
trying to keep my friend alive anyway. Kill me!
I got my own vlogging now so I'll be around more.
Alright, 10-4 rubber ducky, GG's. GG's. GG's later.
Well chat, we're fucked.
We are fucked, I repeat. We are fucked.
I don't care. I don't care. What do these keys go to I keep getting? We got 26 keys.
You can re-roll three skins for a permanent new one.
Already had that!
Ammon!
Did anything exciting happen?
I now feel like all the people who have no idea what League of Legends is now. What do I do now? What do I do?
Scroll down. What do I scroll to where at?
Open the last seven
Fuck you. Fuck you. Okay. Where? Click a skin. Oh, okay. Oh, we got, wait, we have this one
now oh I can unlock the Aristocrat vane is that worth unlocking or not but what
about ragdoll puppy that's a legacy content
both trash
What do you mean by vein one is free?
You own it.
So I should I should re roll?
Just click unlock.
Do I click unlock on this too?
Fuck it, I'll unlock it, why not?
Alright, now what do we do?
Now what do we do?
Oh, I can upgrade this skin to permanent.
What is this?
the prom king of moomoo
i won't let's look through these let's look through these
we got raven don't play that bitch
echo no nassus
archduke
alphas carter
morgana
These crank, Sejuani, the Houndra, Alistar, Paris, Graves, Wayne, Skarner, Rondo, I never
unlock it.
Whoa, Legacy Shard.
Whoa.
Ooh.
Yes.
What?
Why can't I unlock it?
This is bullshit!
Oh, I already own it!
I'll be using the chat.
So what do I do if I already own it?
Reroll!
Fuck you, Soraka. Do I have another one?
What if I did those two and then a regular one?
No, don't do Soraka.
Okay, so I just do whatever?
Oh, what about this Alpha Skarner?
I ain't never gonna play, oh, I might play Skarner.
Any three, all right, I'll just do these three.
What is that?
I don't even know who I just clicked.
One second, who is this?
Aurora?
Battle Bunny?
Yeah, right.
Is that good?
Are we fine?
does me doing a legendary skin help my chances or no no all the why wouldn't we
disenchant the legendary I feel like that's smarter no blade Queen
Lissandra how about you just fuck me God that sucks
Re-roll
Fuck you echo oh wait no this is the echo from the TV show on Netflix. I'm gonna keep that one I
Got an epic scornerskin. I don't need that I ain't never gonna play Varus
I play Lux a little bit, horn, bane, and Nivia I don't play but that one looks cool, spin
Shit
These are ass
Fuck you
I'ma be honest and I mean this with all due respect all do respect
This got to be the worst case opening process I've ever done scene.
I meant the best.
I meant the best case opening process I've ever seen.
Let's go!
But I'ma be honest, I kinda went crazy.
I was drinking one night and I got the T1 pike skin, so it's hard to really get excited
about that one.
I kind of already, already went all out.
Already went all out.
Ooh, I do play a lot of Viagra.
I will take.
I will take this.
I ain't never gonna play Twisted Fate.
Ain't never gonna play that.
Never gonna play Nunu.
Never gonna play Tom Kinch.
Ew.
How many more skins?
Oh my gosh, I got so many.
I got so many skins.
I
Will do one more and I'm tired of doing it. I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired
Lead the rest for later
Wait, I picked the permanent skin shit I picked two permanent skins this this raves
Oh of a champ. I ain't never gonna play Zac again. Roll that shit. Victor.
Oh master Yi skin a cool one. Alright one more. Just one more.
you mean die what's this a lollipop lollipop hey yo spin that shit all right
fuck this all right what else you said go to the mythic shop what's this I got
500 coins.
Atrox, Zyra, Akali, and Lamblanc.
Lamblanc.
Ooh, Spirit Blossom, Master Yi.
500, what the fuck?
Wait, what does that mean?
Is that a lot?
That's a cool looking scan.
Wait, what does 500 mean?
Atrox Pantheon Zerath Seth Shaco
Said Seth
Be with Blueson what should I get what's the coolest one?
Dic-tron-lidding.
Atch-mour-wrap.
The master-y-must-a-yee!
Eugh! Must-a-yee!
Did I get this?
Take a look at Sanctum.
What does this do?
How do I get this yee?
You have three rolls in this one.
Wow.
What the fuck? I didn't get nothing!
No, I got 40 rolls.
Oh shit.
BANG!
DAMN IT!
Yo, do we buy more?
Be honest.
I'm going to buy a little bit, just a couple, me now.
Don't worry, in no way, shape or form, will I spin this until I get it, okay?
I won't.
Damn it!
Damn it!
I'm gonna have there ain't no way I'm gonna have to roll
There ain't no way there ain't no way I'm gonna get it on the on the very last one
fuck
Oh
Shit
FUCK!
WE GOT IT!
YEAH!
Alright.
Good work everyone.
We got the scan, good job guys.
Woohoo!
Hey!
Oh, hey, what's going on?
What's up, boss?
Clicks had a delay our filming for one hour,
so I'm down to play one more if you're down.
Yeah, I just got out of the game.
Funny enough, I just got out of the game.
Yeah, dude, it was great.
I definitely didn't just spend $250 on a Yee skin.
We won, yeah.
You did what?
Uh, you remember, whenever we were gambling together and I kind of lost control.
Remember that?
Which time?
The time in Vegas?
The time in the other place?
The time in that other place?
You know, I got no ability.
I got no pullout game when it comes to gambling.
You know, it's just I'm getting what I want where I'm going fucking broke.
that being okay well so wait oh wait I'm actually just realizing are you the guy
that right now is just going to eat Master Yi to use his new skin no matter
what happens huh it's my mic lag they go ahead and run that by me one more time
are you the type of guy who's now just going to pick Yi even if the enemy team
is completely stacked to counter Master Yi just to use your new skin, HMF?
That doesn't sound like me, but what I'm thinking right now is, is just by looking at this lobby
and the foundation of this team, I'm gonna go ahead and lock and eat.
We haven't even done the pig band yet!
Look at the bands, look at these bands, look at the quality of these bands.
You see trend of mere banning trend of mere allows me to move through the jungle allows me to move much. Take a look at this
Don't do it don't do anything else. It's not don't do it
Great band. I'll ban your hardest counter. How about that? Thank you? I'm a real one, bro
That's how you know I'm a real one dog. You're real goop. And I appreciate that. I appreciate that
Let me go ahead and actually play the smart
I'm letting you know right now if someone picks you before me. I will find out who it is. I will shit in the bag
I will put it in an envelope. I will send it express shipping straight to their mailbox
Horn is not who I want to see
No, oh, it's not
Okay, only one character one guy on that team
Talk to change my E that I feel like I should play someone that you can play around
Maybe has some CC
the old volley bear you know that's my favorite character old ever saw I climbed up through
a emerald within eight I was hitting my wall sim yeah you get to a certain point with volley
you know at one time my skill level I've climbed many of many of times the gold one and around
gold one I ran into the same thing you know they say gold one is the new
masters they say
shit's lagging again yeah I learned from Perry who plays a lot of Volibear
that he's all about like leaving like you want to like go in leave a little bit
I'm all about this chance that are like get me in their asshole. Yeah. Bye. Yeah, Jarvan. Yeah, get me in
Oh, yeah. Oh, dude, this actually is a yee game. Beautiful
There it is. There it is. I'm gonna use the restroom really quick. I've even picked my stuff.
I'm gonna list off all my favorite slurs now on stream. Hmm. Let's see. I also love
Uh, you piece of...
Hmm.
Oh, those chat, what do you think?
If you say three more Cloaksie Wolfe here, it's crazy.
That's crazy.
Welcome to Summer's Rift.
Oh, my toe.
Not good.
Not good.
Not good.
Not good.
Not good hey Chad, you guys oh my god, this kid's crazy. What the fuck?
You know this kid's nuts what the hell I'm riding a surfboard
Yo, this skin's actually nutty. What the hell?
I don't think I've ever seen that one.
Well, it cost me a lot of money.
So, hopefully, no one has it.
The next game you load into.
Why is my music still playing so loud?
I'm just gonna change your form now.
There he is!
Good morning!
Yes sir Ski!
Close the other league tab?
Do I do?
I have a second league tab.
I don't know how to fix this audio.
and they're all dead
okay so he's got 24 creeps to be full clear but he hasn't killed the scuttle
so 5v5 right now i'm rushing right to this top scuttle
yeah i'm going to now
i'm gonna take that right away
I'm going to take that Scuttle and then I'm going to recall right away, I'm going to do
your top of the mountain again.
It's really good.
No, I just killed a Snake!
I'm gonna show you.
Yo, my Adderall diaries that
you're for the tether.
Hecram's back.
He's here right now.
Nice.
Thank you.
And then I only look up.
You got I want you call that
out.
If you're teammates like if you
have people who are that good
top lane and you see nature
from the top lane pushed all
the way to tower.
Got it. Yes, chef.
That's some fucking gear.
on you this is good this is wasted time by him if we if he stays here I'm gonna
bait him those chickens got it punish him for wasting that time you know yeah
so now now you won't be able to technically there if you're gonna go
for a steal you would just pass right to their trick and then fall back about it
he might be here now
fuck the nut sack Batman
you go uh subtle red full clear okay yes chef
Alright, I'm level 6 now, I'm ready to fuck.
Nice, we can see how good your sequencing now is, they're going to be really strong.
If you do that full clear into drag, you're going to be really strong for a dragon fight.
Nice big dog your
Go go go
I'm still here the lobby music, and I don't know if it's pissing me off for it. It's hyping me up
I think it's hyping you up, bro
walk in
get over here chicken
thank you so much for the fiver baby
W's in the chat for the fiver and the tenor
Clean up. Nice. Still wondering where Hecarim is.
You guys can take that. Mid's dead. You're gonna pack him. Shows up. You guys win that.
I think I'm dead.
He's got his full clear.
He's got a full clear as top.
Again.
Yo, WZ to champ for Squirrel, man.
And I appreciate the love, bruh.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, man.
So I should have thought about maybe stealing there.
Now that we've confirmed his camps are up, yeah.
But it's off the end of the world.
You got dragged.
Take that.
Recall.
See who stops him out again.
He's got to.
That's cool.
Ok, let's do this.
Sedge, thank you so much for the three months and dark over the 45 months W's in the chat.
Almost at 9100 subs.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Big penis, W's in the chat.
Big penis, W's in the chat in that order.
Now we see him right here.
He's still at 65.
He's still at 65.
Yes, this TopCamp might be up.
Passing locally, great.
I'm coming.
Let's put this plant for you.
Uh, yeah, there's one.
It's gonna have another one up here.
Yep, there's this.
Orangier.
You can take these right now.
Go ahead and do it.
You'll be fine.
Tecrum technically can show up, but feel back on them.
Maybe just get out.
I'm already full either.
I think I fucked him up.
He's got, he's a sub-trendy force.
He is pretty strong. Okay, they see Hekhrim bot. You can do his wolves.
And go do his wolves.
Don't worry about your teammates. They can fuck that guy.
You're already planned.
And now Hekhrim dead. Now you're putting Hekhrim like, in the dirt right now.
I'm taking all these camps.
Yes, Shabbit.
Now you can l'mpanna because there's an opportunity.
Okay, got him already. Nice.
Now you do your chickens. This. Boom. That'll be up. You're in a great spot now.
like he's about to respawn right you're at 92 cs he's at 77 because you just took
those two camps you're gonna finish his full clear and you're gonna be like a
hundred CS a hundred and four CS and he's gonna be at 77 with no camps on the
side of the map going like fuck I'm now down big time yeah I just heard him
bad 100% and see how now you have that all map timers are up now you see down to
the second when his camp spawns I should go scuttle right instead of clearing this
Next camp no no no no leave the subtle fuck the subtle fuck the subtle here just hear that recall go take your red
You might try to invade here now by the way
He might be at your red when you get there
Now he's gonna be mad you stole his ship. Oh, if he's there, I fuck him up. I fuck him to tears
Yeah, there he goes and my reds God
Okay, so now he's probably gonna be on the schedule fight against he's right here on me coming I
I am
I am
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I think honestly, I think you would've, I think you just, you'd be too early right there.
Got it.
Got it. That was a good effort, that was a good effort.
Got it.
God, somebody turned this music down! Motherfuck!
Now he's got all of his camps back up here, so he's gonna be sequenced in top the bot again.
Yeah, I could've also held W for my next ability, yeah.
Yeah, Chag, you're not wrong.
I can do this first and then do the...
Good. I was gonna give you that.
So you want a path to Dragon, right?
So Dragon's 20 seconds away.
Do that.
Do those next two camps.
Cause he's not just gonna be standing at Dragon,
cause you're gonna have to stay actually a few seconds to get stuff done.
Don't listen to your teammates' pings.
Fuck him. Do your camps first.
Fuck you.
like that right there just on the fuck himself
he's probably here you might show up in areas and just shut up and bob oh no
that's all that's there mid later like I'm still gonna be near there for sure
oh my gosh my red didn't die my blue oh no come come come one bomb fish
that's tecrum for sure
there's later dead and you see both the bot lane and we see top
you're fine you got a lot of stuff you can hear on your side of the map right
Hello
Easy peasy, what do you mean you get why I'm in silver?
What the fuck?
I missed one auto, how about you suck my nuts?
Have you considered sucking my balls?
Pray to him in your mouth like some grapes to an Egyptian king or whatever the hell Pharaoh?
what the fuck did i just witness
He's gonna be there on you soon, Ekremis.
Re-up your G.
I'm out, I'm out.
I was here, I was here.
Nice job.
Uh, this might be up for him.
I'm not paying you, your team has destroyed an attorney.
Yep, I see that.
Oh, misfortune is here, you might see it, nope, you didn't.
You didn't.
Hey, you see him doing this, fuck it, take everything, take the gas, dude, gas, this
is so work for you, man.
I'm on it, I'm on it!
What do you think about me pushing lane right now?
Fuck it, take some play.
I just saw orange dwarf past the first top, Hecarim's dead.
You still see 3 mid.
No turbo get turbo bed
Hey, really don't let me have this whole tower they're still fucking around
All right now make sure you spend your gold you've got a huge gold spike got it. Yes, chef
God this misfortune walks up. I'm gonna fucking beat this shit out of her
And now the good news is it should be pretty clear what your next move is, you know, it's yeah red full clear third dragon
You can just turn your brain off and do that
Thank great look the heck from fucking around like for fucking Rick Harold run around you're now 30 CS
Great Harold's not something we worry about either. I mean
We can run into some fights.
All our teammates aren't in there, but still.
Take every camp, maybe.
Got a level lead.
Two gold lead on him now, because we'll plate.
We can maybe fight him in his blue if you want to run over.
They're spawning here.
You see Ornn is here, but I'm on the other side of this too.
I'm going to take this.
Stun them.
Job coming to orange.
Stun them for you.
Take a big holy ship right here.
Come back, come back, come back.
Very good.
Thank you everybody.
Good.
Drags up in 20.
Yep, you're fine.
Take this.
Now you are legitimately shutting the door on them.
Zara is here. You have to be careful.
There is you can run out through mid safely. You have teammates there when you're done. There's no cherry
So now because you're just out farming you were just gonna win
Yeah, you're just gonna win the game. Yeah, right you can fucking take his chickens to I'm gonna take drag first play
It's sad answer. You gotta answer everything
So now, you know what, you know what win conditions are?
Win conditions.
Win conditions means you're winning.
Yeah, but it's like how are we going to win?
Okay.
And right now, we have a five minute timer.
If we get X-Tec Soul, if you get Dragon Soul, if the team that is Dragon Soul wins, you
80% of games on League of Legends.
So now we know, just don't throw the game until then.
Just keep farming, and we just go all in for that soul fight,
and that's the game.
And you're already going to be OP before that.
We still see Hecram in mid, we still see top.
You're still good.
I have a Reliant Soul here anyway.
Hecram's now going to show up here on your mini-map in a few seconds.
back it up Terry back in it up Terry go get scuttle oh shit
that's a great view great job yep you're officially now if I'm you hit this
portal right here I'm gonna hit this scuttle okay cool cool cool yep yep
so now you're just loving life you've got every camp up on your side of the map
Fuck your teammate, Baron Pink, don't listen to anything they're saying.
I'm 32 under gold, I got it back, I got it back everybody, everybody hold fast, I got it back.
Right there by the way, but I would do, I would have done blue, romp, wolves, recall and used home guards plus the portal.
you would have been able to do your full buy and clear those camps and get out on the map in time.
Got it.
If you see Hecker bot, you guys are free to do that.
They've got vision up here somewhere.
They'll be visioning, they'll be teaming.
Ult is...
...perical.
Job.
coming Papa
he's going in for a fight
see him right here
honestly come to me come to me
come in stand up stand right on my pixel don't oh wait no he's going Bob we're
good you can just take that then
I thought he was going to pass here to clear his walls
I got you I fucking flashed you to save his life very good
I think we just end to be honest I'm gonna kill this fortune right here
I
Can't I just I can't feel I'm just getting stung fucking a
I had that shit
I do a K fucking Q. I click that like nine times. Damn it.
Seven or two. Seven or two. I love, especially on you, especially on you, I love getting
other than turrets and just fucking, fucking hell yeah.
Damn! Damn!
Oh
Maybe I need to maybe I actually need to care. Oh
Here
We've had this stage in the game I should still be worried about all my clears. Oh, yeah, bro
You're not you're not 18. You're not full build like right now. There's really nothing else. We do on the math
Anyway, dragon's not up for 10 seconds
Now just go over to it right now. Like now you spend yourself 12 more CS drop 70 CS in the game now
Dragon is just now spawning
We see heck one map. You've nothing to worry about to have to be answering those super minions
Now you're about to have an idea about the fucking tech drag and soul
Master Yi like your your final. I'd be looking here
yep there you go they always want their camps
AAAAAAAAAKA!
GG's.
GG's.
Don't play it, bro.
Remember, that Hecarim...
That Hecarim was...
How do you start that game?
When that guy started fucking around, chasing people,
random ass planes, got all this shit,
you just head down?
Yeah.
Remember when you stole all those blue camps?
Yeah.
And you took his whole...
That guy became a something minion to you after that in the game, right?
Not once did he even he couldn't hold a candle to you. Yeah, like you just shut him completely out. Yeah
Staying head down I had turned off all of my
Lobby music because God you go good be my witness if I have to listen to an entire lobby music game again
I might just say it. You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm saying
You know what I'm saying I might just amen and that's what I was thinking
That's what I was thinking.
One more.
I wish I could.
The filming got delayed 45 minutes.
Now I have to go do it.
Listen, he delayed.
Now you delay.
Alpha car.
Pull it.
Clicks.
I don't like clicks, bro.
He's a dickhead.
Exactly.
He's trying to pull the car.
It's Ferrari right now.
I'm going to beat his ass.
Yeah, agreed.
I wish I could.
Shit.
Dude, I'm loving what I'm seeing from you.
Thank you.
I see the potential there.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
If you just fucking stopped turd diving every two seconds
and killing.
Jungle is all about having tempo, and every time you turret dive and die and then ping
your AD carry and type,
ZOEY!
in the chat.
Motherfucker.
These idiots in Silver don't know how to turret dive.
They view the turret as Thanos in when he had all six stones, okay?
So if you just played your tempo and stopped being a greedy fat bitch,
you'd be going fucking 20 and 0 in all these damn games.
But instead, you're fucking jerking off,
opening Hex Tech chests,
fucking grieving yourself,
Stop blaming your teammates, okay?
Lock in, hutch.
Yes, chef.
Have a good one.
Have a good one, yes, chef, love you.
Okay, let's, out of everything he said,
one through five, five being everything, one being nothing.
How true was it?
And be honest.
Okay, lied to me.
Did I have said lied to me?
Bied to me.
Thank you.
Okay, so about 50-50.
About five.
It's a five.
Get into the next game.
Let's get into the next game.
Get into the next game
Hey, coach courage everybody W courage in the chat is fear
W courage courage JD on twitch follow
W courage five and one on the day. I'm rock hard. Are you guys hard?
If you're not you better start being it because we're locked in
We're locked in
YouTube the stream might go down
I need this song. I earned this song. I deserve this song.
I
Next song, we're truly locking it in now!
Shit!
What do I- hold!
shit what do I hold the music
new champion I've not played a Ramasins nom what we thinking hurry up
floppy God swabby please please God floppy new piece of shit pain is this a
bad choice
Good choice, let's go!
Okay, we got to turn off the music before we get fucking banned on YouTube for the
night time this week.
Okay, come on.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Break in.
Listen, we had our coach and it's time for us, like a small little bird, to leave
the nest and fly away and fly away this is our time this is when we prove that we
don't need courage in order to win a game fly away it's got fly away lock
in no mistakes we're going red cane we're going red cane red cane red cane
It's gone.
Lock in.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Now correct me if I'm wrong.
Rambus is going to want us to start literally every drag, right?
Oh, Ezreal.
I'm going to suck you.
I'm going.
I'm going over here.
Don't be anyone here.
Oh
Beautiful what will be the final lesson
Okay
Now after I clear this would you guys go to bot lane or do I clear my guaranteed and top lane?
you're your side guaranteed okay done fucked up ramus you done fucked up a
a run now after I clear this side do I go for scuttle or do I do I go to the
other side bot lane and take my bot my scuttle bot lane and then my camps you
go red okay
Do I leave these Krugs or no?
everything.
A bottle cancelling hot you paddocks!
Oh Jesus, so mighty above.
Well, that's just the worst possibility out there he's gonna be on it
Not sacked, Batman.
Back it up, Terry.
I'm leaving that camp.
I'll come back for it.
I'm gonna go get this scuttle
Bitch pussy
It's pussy
Okay, I'm kind of a little off whack now
Yeah, I think skipping Krugs is a good call.
I should have done that, but is what it is?
That's a waste of time.
Don't look at his chickens
Maybe not
Are you going bitch? What are you going?
Try about that what was written in shadow now in flesh
I'm stuck in the corner.
Nothing.
I learned from a young age to embrace.
Bitch.
I need that red.
WAP!
WAP!
This song sucks!
There is much darkness around you in you.
That is my honor.
WAP!
WAP!
WAP!
WAP!
WAP!
WAP!
WAP!
WAP!
WAP!
WAP!
WAP!
WAP!
WAP!
WAP!
WAP!
WAP!
WAP!
WAP!
WAP!
WAP!
WAP!
WAP!
WAP!
It should be six or dick and balls from six probably here be careful
That there he is the calm touch level 60 level five we take this I'm coming
I would honestly like to do this.
Nice.
Sucks that we lost drag, but AD Carry never walks.
She picks up a triple.
Worth.
Sucks that she wasn't there, but why W cane?
Is that mean you're really good cane?
What does YW mean?
You're welcome.
What the fuck?
I'm welcome.
you're welcome bitch she saved me well I hope I wish she didn't now talking like
She ain't no nobody
She look I don't kill her hey game
Sorry
1 more good fight, I get red cane.
Don't care about it
Fuck you, my coach told me to tell you, fuck you
If you lose your lane, fuck you twice.
My mouse died! My mouse died!
I
Tried the KS always an execute. No
Noooooo!
Good! I'll take all this, I'll take all this.
Thank you.
Thank you so much, you have no idea how much you just helped me.
you like that 500 IQ play right there you like that I know I didn't charge my
mouse last night and literally the homies tell me to charge my mouse at the
end of every stream yet I still forget to do it is what it is it is what it is
That Fizz makes me think of Nick.
My teammate, I don't know where he is, I don't know where he is.
You go Scuttle first.
Careful here.
He's dicking around.
This is a steal.
He's dicking around.
He's dicking around.
I
My god, I smite a girly too
Hey Jackass! How about you ping something?
I got red.
We got red. We're massive now.
Wharf
They are bullying my bit liner. Oh my god, they're bullying him. He's on my shit
He's nice going to drag
All right down to drags not good
Definitely up CS. Up a lot of CS.
looking
Get me out!
Stealing!
Let's go make some corpses.
Fuck everybody.
Clean my camps.
I'll get scuttle after this.
This is walking top lane shoving we're getting a lot for this is what it is I
I can't do nothing as coach JD says it is what it is you got a team full of dumb fucks
you know what you can't control you can control your farm now hutch I would have done something
a little different than what you just did because you're stupid but good job
and your team's gonna end touch, fuck em, let em die.
Now the kids are coming back up
I actually like this song
I probably are chickens if he isn't we take he's not
Looking at the fish
I'm a seetha
Oh, we have ends.
I missed!
Where you going, bitch?
The
drags almost stop.
Kill 3 push!
Kill 2 health tower!
always fucking get flowers might should be up soon I'm gonna go kill the jungler
got him. Were you going to push it? Now, we go to his camps. You got that tower. Easy
Easy peasy Sunday squeezy
It ain't coming at me it ain't coming at me
me. Hero, hero, backing! Big buy! Offensive durability, look at that.
Let's go!
Lock in!
We clear here, we clear over, we go baron.
How are we just in the fucking game?
He's on his chickens chicken
He's kind of grouping
There you go!
Back it up, Terry! We go right here!
We go right here!
You dumbass!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Update the fucking scoreboard, baby!
Let's have a day!
I'm back!
61 clean game I just got to talk to myself
I
Way I got double rank up
No, Shiza
What 90 what where's my damage
Lock back in we're not done yet. It's not over yet. We're just getting started on the day lock it back in
Almost that 9,100 stars if you got a Twitch Prime, use it!
Yo, Arcane locked, are ye locked?
Cain and ye lock, volley lock.
I don't know if we got another lock Nocturne lock
Why
Anyways
I
Yeah, I watched the entire league Netflix show I don't know if they came out with a new season or not if they did
I definitely want to watch it
Chad I'm not kidding. I'm a league nerd
That's why I like the fact that I'm able to play this game and have
I have 6000 people watching it on Twitch alone, another four on YouTube with 35.
I mean, dude, it's insane.
I love it.
This is like my nerd out game.
I never stream it not because I don't love it, but because majority of the time, people
don't really want to watch, but we have a great reason.
AT&T and I later kept $200,000.
We won week one, which was yesterday.
Pop dogs.
Let's go beat scum.
No big deal.
Light work.
And now next week, which is Thursday, we got League of Les Jones, League of Les Jones.
Yeah, they shot got robbed.
I agree.
I agree.
And here's why scum pointed last year.
Okay, well, hold on.
Lock in.
We got a naughty.
We got a scion.
We're good on tank.
They are squishy, squishy, squishy, squishy.
squishy right now i'm thinking yee i am loving yee i am absolutely loving yee we just run past
the anivia wall fuck it yee was banned nefiri would have been a great choice let me check on the
I heard someone.
Nope.
This Duke complained him for no damn reason.
He's good.
Huckle sometimes when Hayley's not here and she's out, Huckle sit in the living room and
just oh, oh, looks like they picked up our nutty.
I
Will fuck myself buddy
But I mean I let's
So far top lane does top lane things and goes
We need beef
Something heavy is
Jack's not worried about a jacks. I'll fuck on the jacks Vigor fuck on the Vigor smolder
I don't know if I'm ever naughty if I'm big enough. This is a great game so far.
Scion. Beautiful.
Viagra and Jax counter Yee-Hart. Yeah, and like high ELOs.
I'm not worried about either of them whatsoever, like 0%. We just don't fight early.
Level 6. Clear camps. Get ahead. Stay ahead. Kill early. We're done.
I just said two different things we're gonna farm our camps we're gonna get ahead and
Pray to God jacks doesn't sit in our jungle and jack sits in our jungle gg's no reread
I'll see you at my funeral. I'll be in the casket. It is what it is
It is what it is
So what a fuck is Nick by the way
So, Nick, what's your favorite or what's your favorite?
Denition and Possible's Jason Bourne.
Six and one on the day.
Where is my duo?
Is it possible for you?
It's impossible for me.
Or like double O seven.
I don't like double O seven.
I don't love it though.
Yeah, it's not like that.
Six and one on the day.
This just in for much.
Can you fucking believe that?
Bro, you like that.
That is climbing, dude.
I know you're spamming, Kane.
6 and 1, League?
6 and 1.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
That's jazz!
And now, everyone, go to Tim's chat and just type fat.
Fat in all caps.
Go to Tim's chat and just type in fat.
Keep him honest.
Keep him honest keep him honest keep him honest never let him know your next move
Good good good
Why is my whole chat say fat right now?
Hush say to his minions
I
Say we love you we love you we love you but T exactly it's my thought
God we love Tim, huh?
God we love Tim, bro.
That's a guy right there.
That's a man right there.
You know I slapped this tinny one time and Max won a slot, you know that?
True story.
It happened.
Watch me ride this dragon now.
Watch me ride this dragon.
whips is going to destroy us nah
Nice skin, thanks. I bought it
Am I twerking oh
My gosh, I'm twerking
Yo, the skin is next level. I
I just started shaking ass. I was sick
Careful top
I don't know how Sion does against Yoss, is it Yoss just one of those characters Yoss
through that it just kind of fucks everything or no.
Well that was that okay all right got it pin four boss sounds good boss.
in for both sounds good boss so yeah
Zion I beg you but do not be about to
watch her and into my game which doesn't
matter some playing game don't do it
No, don't get me wrong, I'm a bousin' joyer as well boys, don't get me wrong.
Alice is the man, he's the greatest, he's awesome, but he has what's called the
bouse effect, which means a bunch of people do exactly what he does, but the
wrong way and you have a 0 and 20 scion in your lane and his GGs. I had a guy one
time say I'm bowser's number one fan and died 24 times
yeah there he is yeah there he goes I should have pinged that we also didn't
know where he was, so...
Who picked that up?
Shiza.
Yeah, not the song. Jesus.
That's speed enforced.
Three times.
Good start.
I just need the radical.
So far mid lane is going to be a hard gank unless you get some low hot lane has been
Shove them, let's go ahead and ping bot.
They still have.
There he is.
Good ping W ping there. Did you see that shit? Oh, I'm six in two. I thought I was six and one. Sorry
I don't know why I smited there just kind of blanked out for a second
Possible bot lane gank here. Let's see back. I'd like to do this. I'd like to do this a lot
Not good.
I don't have Q, we just do drag.
Push the fate please.
Literally no one's walking.
Alright, push the fate is dead to me.
go ahead and back it up Terry take sweeper as well
How we doing so far six and two after this game now, I'm already too big, bro
I'm looking big dog
Don't die before I get there, I'm begging you.
for it landed it let's go
the
book of courage JD says fuck this guy don't listen to him but
Might as well. Might as well.
We honestly probably could have ganked mid lane and killed.
What? I'm not gonna die under turret. I'm not gonna die under turret.
I'm a changed man. I'm a changed man. Until I'm
uber fed, then I'm dying under every turret because fuck it, we ball.
Scuttle's up.
Out to end. We get Scuttle first.
What's the health looking like over here?
They're full, fuck them.
No fucking wee ball, I have to fuck it wee ball.
I live for fucking wee ball.
I should turn this on and clear that ward in case he should be there careful
Okay, remember that whole thing I was talking about the scion he's 0 and 5. Not good. Not
Good as the Spanish would say no bueno
Looking at bot lane
Most of all Michael do play here
Mulder for sure
Later, push it!
Later!
I don't understand.
I don't understand. I do not comprehend a why the fuck a we are still there a
He's got drag, they clean, this is good.
Jungler's not there, we win that.
All good, all good, did what we needed to do, what's gonna happen is what it is.
I think we did everything right there, I don't think, I don't think at least I did anything
wrong we work out to end we go here first don't do that yet we're not big
enough but we go here and then we work backwards clear everything top lane is
still on five is good news
It really is no reason for you to be walking up in any way shape and form, but you were
under your tower so imma let it slide this time but don't you waste my time again!
Baka!
Fighters gankable?
I got him.
Relax.
crash the wave big doll
I'm a little low, come on over here Vido, come on, come on.
just uber outscaling this guy
guy. If I had ult, I'd take that fight, but I don't have ult, so...
17 seconds. I'm gonna bait my bot lane right now. Yeah, there they go. 9, 8, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2...
You don't win this big dog
He do win this thank you great job
I was hoping he had ult bro the entire top I was fighting. Oh, thank God
Great work. Now we go take everything for him being greedy
Be clear. No, we did not
We full back please don't come over here god bless me oh shit make our leave here
if you come and try and do this on a tower I'm gonna kill your bitch ass
damn nice pick up there son coming to the drag this game's over gg six and one sure
guys getting stomped in cs honestly I might say fuck drag no I get dragged
Then I go steal his entire top lane if he comes or I kill him
I'm over here drag
Oh
Not who I want to get that to I was almost really bad
Now we put, as Jack says, their dick in the dirt.
We go here, we go here, then we're going bot lane, possibly kill smolder, take all his
camps there as well. This is gone so we're going to do our own, keep pace. Don't want
to be just oh my gosh everything's been stolen from me and everything in life is over. Not
good. Who the fuck is stealing this because it ain't the Jax. It's the Yawthoo. The Yawthoo
stealing not only his jungle but mine as well what the fuck is going on
five four three
Not good. Not good at all. They clean but dude the adc just I mean we even said we weren't
going to play around him yet I'm still playing for him. Alright we're not going to be around
the adc anymore. He's a literal piece of shit that just runs away every time I get a fight
and he plays for himself. Stay away from that guy.
No, it wasn't a 3v1, it was a 2v3, but my AD carry went from here while he stunned and went here and then rotated back.
If he turns, we kill that no problem whatsoever.
But he literally just left.
TF turned around and sprinted away instead of just taking the 2v2.
We're just gonna go back to what we were doing guaranteed kills only keep farming
We got to save Q for the junglers whatever the hell is called the spinning ball thing any carry sticking with their support
They have so much vision y'all serious going top
That go fuck yourself buddy. You think I'm gonna help you
Y'all serious massive by the way
Maybe an easy pickup here though
I'm just gonna stay here.
Hey, you're fucking dead, buddy.
We go here now.
I have had enough of this war
They called, thank you!
I think you you should have cleared all that so I'm not going to go up there
bags up and then we back after this
Now we got our ult like crazy, let's actually go here next.
Smolder still here we kill.
We're passing all this CS up, this is what it is, I want to go here.
Keep their attention out there fighting or full fighting gotta give that up
Gotta give it up we're gonna path this way take wolves take scuttle take his top
Our team is going to try their hardest to throw this game I think, I'm going to just
TP'd up here. Careful.
They just warded.
I'm pretty sure we beat anyone 1v1. The only one that's close is gonna be the Oss.
Fault out of there.
of
I
Got you big dog what you are about nothing
Come on! Lock in! Take this farm. Our team is still fighting in the top lane. I don't
think they understand that I'm the only reason we're winning. Go over here, play this, get
Scuttle, currently 12-2, not terrible.
Nick is ready, got it.
Skuttle steal all his camps
You ready we have flash Skuttle comes up in two
little do I have a team there I can't believe I lost five man running at me
and first scuttle. Hard to play for that. Add in what it is.
if our team just fights with me like we can't lose but they refuse
Oh
You're gonna overstay aren't you too I was gonna clean it up
Alright, can we shove lanes? Top lane's looking good. I just need someone up there to shove
it please. Got dragon 44. We take all this. Bot lane's getting shoved now too. We'll
help with that take all this guy's camps get ready for drag beautiful
That was a good flash, can you go after this drag please?
Very good.
Like we're smoldering.
Good.
Good.
In the game, I'm gonna go take drag, lock down soul, in the game, in the game, in the
game, in the game.
I'm locking down soul because with this team, I'll find a way to lose.
I'm gonna go take Baron as well.
Should be full built after this
We are by far the largest on the map we can literally just walk minute in the game
let's go this is fine all right let's go no more farming let's go win and he
fight you good fight long as I'm there
I would love to move! I would love to fucking move!
in the game
nice job boys
fucking stun central in the game
in the game you have a wave let him do whatever he's gonna do
holy fuck
I just can't play the game I'm just getting
dry fucked the entire fight
I've never been scuffed so many times in my life
They literally, with my whole team, just murdered their whole team because they were all so
obsessed with stunning me, which I mean, I get it, I would have killed everyone on their
team, but fuck me.
It's getting over.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Sion?
Sion!
Sion!
Sion, they literally can't kill you, Sion.
And he's ulting out at full health.
Okay?
Alright.
Okay.
Alright.
okay all right well I mean boys I'm trying to go for the back line I'm
trying to kill the fucking naughty and I help my killing the Nautilus okay I'll
Smaller maybe. I think I can 1v2 those cats. I'm just killing them so they can have it.
I
Want the game
here we go guys I want the game to be over how do I convince a level 2270
29 CS fully built with absolutely no goal to gain scion that is currently clearing the enemy jungle
To walk up and start a fucking fight if he's not going to do I just sit there and eat my meat in a fucking corner until he does
now he's now he's fighting bro whatever I'm not there I can't with these motherfuckers
I clear
Jesus
fucking dumbasses man absolute dumbasses they started a fight I wasn't even there and
we still won.
All right, did Nick start a game?
cool
oh i got to join his discord he's mocking me right now hello my friend
yo any 8-1 on here whatever the hell you are holy
yeah my last game 19 and 5 on ye you know
You're here. You're here. You're here. I'm here. You're here. We're about 19 and 5. Who
are you? Oh, you're fucking S&D for the bread against scum to put them down in the 1v1, 5,
5, round 11. Hey, listen. For the bread, the butter, the cheese, the broccoli. Listen, I
I saw you jump in that chat and I looked over I see Nick Merck's and it's something like a light switch
No, I seen it. I was like I got a big pops proud right here
Yo, Bob Bob for the bread against company's crazy, I can't why
ATC or not man. So that's a good little cap right there. Good little
Yes, bro, what about them getting blown up by that grenade? Oh, I would have been
Yo, who did that? Who is that? I did that one of the just one of the streamers man
It's one of the Sun Sun Sun when I'm telling you I'd like it would be on site
Hey, no fucking way buddy
That's if that's me it was Lily Peach you if that's me
And this isn't nothing against her. I'm living I'm like what's a her. Yeah, okay, let me let me slow down
Yeah, dude, I'd be I'd be hot I thought that'll happen. I don't have mistakes happen
Tell me you saw the T1 clip crash out
No, chat somebody. I know y'all have the clip go take it over to Nick right now, bro
You've got to watch it. It's so funny. So we were yeah
I the only thing I saw from that night was your what was that whole SMD match? I watched the whole thing from your POV
Kind of crazy
Kind of went fucking crazy. You did bro. We uh, so
Long story short
We're we're you know T1 they I don't think they won a round all night yesterday and
And they're played against us and nature decides he's gonna knife the fuck out of them in one of the rounds of the search lobby
So he slides in dodge the bullet nice him and one of his teammates laugh
It's T1 goes. What the fuck are you laughing at?
The fucking leaderboard where it's a sad
Everybody just stop talking it went oh
Hey, dude when you guys play league he is gonna
Yo, is this another is this is this another I think today cane game
I just gotta make sure I don't ever
Fucking good, I can't lie to you
Our cop is pretty nice too man. We Kate felt we have crazy poke
We're good. We got a mouth. They have no engage as long as we don't get destroyed since she's gonna run in there get stunned and
I
Hate it good Shaco
Let's go yo, we got a witness one bro because if we lose it's on me
Even if it isn't it is it's just the way
It's the it's the clause. It's in the contract. Yeah, I hear it. I hear I'm coming in you're fucking 8-1, you know, I'm zero zero
Oh, we got this shit. I think this might be a blue cane game. I don't even think this is red
I mean, I don't know. I think it's blue right chances blue. No, no, no, no, you never came blue apparently
Okay, all right. Yes, sir. Apparently it's really bad. No, you know who I was playing with early
I don't know if Chad told you courage. I'm gonna be honest. He kind of locked me in
He did he's he's he's nice. You know, he's emerald jungler
Yeah, he was yapping to me every game since he's joined I've won and it's been like a
commanding win basically I clear camps fuck my whole team get big enough by minute 20
that I carry the game and it's been working obviously I'm gonna treat you to a nice no
no no if he's an emerald bro I that's harder than I ever got that's over diamond right
Is it not I don't know yeah for sure this all dude this guy's
I'm not gonna shoot.
I'M NOT GONNA SHOOT!
You just scared the fuck out of me.
I'm not scared of you.
Holy shit!
That's what he says dude.
The anime ass character.
Oh, the ancient scroll of yon!
On me? How's he level 2?
this little prick bro fuck I can't come yet I'm alive I'm alive I'm alive I'm alive
I need this guy to come and help me though I'll tell you that right now he's on it he's
still here he's a box right there he's a box right there
This is the free to steal of all one. There's one box. He's walking away. He's walking here. Not good. He owns coming
Okay
He's gonna terrorize me all game. Oh
Yeah
That's a shake-off, baby
I don't understand how he got I
I don't understand how he got level two and got there. I don't know and
I never really played jungler so I don't know how I think you just keep his wall
maybe he's gonna come back over here for sure just be ready if you can't come
this far just let me know I can always I can always be around just the young is
I'm gonna win until it's gone for them to shoot.
They don't give a f**k.
Elimone.
Yeah, I gotta get sweeper ASAP, yeah.
You should get it as well.
If he's gonna come and gank you, you ain't gonna see him anyways,
because he has that Envish shit.
Look at this guy.
Oh, the anime.
I'm giving this, I'm gonna go for the next cuddle.
He should be, Chaco should be about right here.
Have started
Well have start poking a little bit now. It's a little bit pokey. I didn't get to a friend
I learned from a young age to embrace the shadows
I am walking
Yeah, I'm here to finish this, and still die.
I'm not waiting.
That's you, baby.
Go, go, go, go, go.
I can't.
Just wait.
Oh, bro, you're so much smarter than me, it's the same.
Let's go.
I forgot that that's what that does.
I'm gonna foundation you again.
You little fucking nerd.
Come on, baby.
That'd be that, like, a serendipitous way.
I appreciate the love.
I can't
get sandwiched
daily bone
more chains on the board
they're back over here
I have to go back, I have to go back
I'm dead here, I'm dead
unless I live, holy shit I live
might die in a shake
alright
top lane is fucking with me
jungler is fucking with me
Jesus
What's a little 20 about I've been seeing that too. It's a new thing. She's 18 done
Level 20, I don't know. I don't know I just know oh level 20 top lane top lanes can get up to level 20
And then they're like two levels above everybody at the end or some bullshit like that
I still didn't buy sweeper chat beat the fuck out of me beat the brakes off me
I don't know why I can't remember that let them let them let them let them they
we win early we win late
I'm behind right now so I don't want to
oh this guy's fucked
you see that that's one QWE
this guy's dead
it's singed is working us right now
I had no E up, I had no E up, I wanted to make sure we got him, sorry.
Maybe that flash is a little crazy.
Sorry about that.
i thought it was the correct way if you guarantee the kill
but then he just walked backwards so i look like a dumbass
tell me chill
yesterday except less depressed it's singed it's just running it down I'm
coming. Another kill top. Malphite's gonna be a fucking problem. Ascension has no idea
what he's doing. That's not the guy you feed on our team. Oh yeah, she's gonna be monstrous.
I think there's a thing in here, a little guy.
I didn't get sweeper, I'm running back in the spawn, fuck it.
Oh, there it is.
Orgy's loam.
Alright man.
Damn, he does work, bro, he does work, he does work.
They're gonna go to that thing.
I'm pretty sure he stole everything.
No, not them.
I don't care, fuck it.
I'm too far away to do anything, they have support there, discover.
Make sure I'm at next red.
Maybe punish him a little bit.
Is he really?
Oh yeah.
What the fuck did I do this since, man?
Wait, he's looking here?
Got my guy, bitch.
Take it out, boys.
Okay, he must have heard me.
Feels bad.
feels tannable
you guys should have went blue
whoopsies should I went blue there
gonna warm my guys
yeah got you
That's a rough one to hear
of
the
the
the
the
the
It's fucking top laner can suck my whole day. Oh boy
Half healthy kills me
Not ideal
Yeah, I hear that I hear that I
Been in hell myself this game. They're keeping me as honest as is one keeps honest
yeah my my guy's coming down here
your three levels under him
I don't get the Q over the wall either
You about to do drag yeah
Jungler's gonna be here to steal as well
Doctor that's a fake
They're out, they're out, they're out.
Hey, back to lane, let's go farm, big dope.
Yone's back mid, but he's gonna push the tower.
He might get buggy, but he's gonna get the tower.
Yeah, heard.
They push you on the tower on here and I can help you can you can you get mid
Yeah, I can hold mid.
Yeah, hold mid for a second.
Fuck.
He hit me?
He did, dude.
More right there.
They're just gonna bully us right now.
We just gotta make sure we don't feed too much, which we aren't.
We aren't and we win late, we're good.
He's gonna push tower.
Okay.
See you there soon.
Coming.
Holy shit.
Coming.
Let him fight you under tower.
This is all.
Good.
Went through.
I got to start fucking flying around the map a little bit here, that's what he's going
I
Want to be there
I kill her I don't feel I'm on them. Are you right here?
He'd up
Eat up, Nick!
Eat up!
Eat up!
Eat up!
Eat up!
Eat up!
Very nice.
Your trick has been destroyed.
Little triple?
Tri-tripley?
Why not?
Call him.
Got a flat tire.
Little trips right?
22 blasts?
One on one.
Ready, right?
Let's go, son.
Let's go!
Ooh.
Ooh, he likes me.
Oh, he likes me.
Look how much he likes me.
Here's ya.
I
Hope stay Merck's been full effect right now. All right. He's on that which I'm going to
I'm walking to that I am very very low
I'm saying I think it's a good. Yeah, it's a good. It's a good
Your team has destroyed.
They're probably going to be there, coming up.
Yeah, they're all here.
Four corgis.
Come to you.
We'll fight them in there.
Coming, coming.
I'm no help right now.
I
Have to take one I don't want to give this
Come on out by we doing what's not by doing you just sit down bro doing absolutely nothing
I need to back and buy
There too, and I'm like fucking 20 CS on me. Oh, I gotta wait. I have to wait. I can't get
on attack the back to back to back. I'm ass and you guys do the shit
you really tell you if I'm going back okay all right this is a huge buy for me
my buy was so fucked up I had boots I had no first item other than boots I had
two half items I said a huge powerbump
I'm taking it from him
alright we win this
That's got yanked a fucking oblivion. I missed that shard though.
There we go, drag good everybody back up.
What's the mouth fight there? That's so weird to me that he doesn't like like when I go in he doesn't
Oh, he's a backline mouth bite
Well, he didn't all anybody right no, all right, don't think so
Yes, we towers do that we do
What am I building right now this doing this a little early
All right, so Congress report Caitlyn fucking terrible, okay
Malphite, backline Malphite, Vel'Koz, good, you, me, all active.
Oh, don't play around ADC, she doesn't exist.
Hurt.
Roger that.
Exhibit A.
Yeah, on the other side, Hone's huge.
Yeah.
He's pretty good.
He's got a lot of you.
Yeah, he did all those trips.
I'm just doing my jungle, I'm coming.
I think that means, uh, watch out.
Jungler has to be there as well.
I should feel on his back up.
What was that crib? Look at my health.
Oh my god.
I have to back up.
Yeah, you're good, you're good.
It's on the U.
Yeah, I got him, I got him.
Brother, there's no way the top lane does this.
Okay, who, I have no team. I have no team.
The Malphite is 1v1ing the jungle.
Dude, where's the carrot going, man? Where's the carrot going?
Oh man, I don't know I'm just kind of getting ragdolled I've been camped in my jungle since
the first level and I'm just like this can't really do much.
Their top laner is absolutely global, our Malphite is absolutely retarded and he's
dead.
Hey, as long as he's with the team, that's all I'm asking for.
He's been 1v1ing random people and lanes all game, so I'm just happy to see him with the
boys.
Flash.
I'm not there.
I'm not there I don't have ult and I'm dead again I can't move I'm just gonna stick with
you guys their whole team is just just going to wherever I am I'm in my jungle they come
I'm in. May they come.
Lock him.
YouTube, if you get banned, you get banned.
I do not care.
Lock him.
I can't even.
I just, um, I don't understand.
I've built like four different items.
I don't understand how...
What do I...
iiii iiii iiii iiii iiii
hii
lemme eat
dude
we
okay
we have a
status report
we have a 5 and 0 mouth fight
and refuse to fight
exo status report
yona is shoving lane
when you spawn you gotta
defend
yeah
fuck
Okay.
I don't know about that, Malfight. I don't know about that, Mr. Malfight.
Oh, my God, that was great.
What a chase. Oh, no.
Oh, my God, you ended three fucking things, by the way.
You put- that was like the craziest flip.
Okay, AD carry didn't come to drag either.
Okay.
So we have an 80 carry not going to drag. We have a Malphite who doesn't use this
ult. This is great. Honestly this is, we're in a great spot.
Yeah Malphite's at least useful. Yeah, very bad. I've just been getting
fucked with. This isn't my game to carry, sadly. There are the whole team still in my
jungle as well. I'm just gonna AFK for them. That's all I can do. I'm very behind, very
behind. That third drag. It's taking everything here as well.
We try to kill this guy, but we die soon.
We'll push a bit a little bit here.
Yeah.
We help it's this week and come on
That's not the real shake though nice not real shake up
okay nice I love it that's your cool champ huh and the only thing I'll fight
just all did the support man I know I know you know he's the guy with the
lead so for what fuck me man well we got four
Did we get him? I don't even know if we got him. I don't think we did.
We should have got him. I had a great ult.
He was going to be huge.
Oh my god, so big.
Nice, man.
The core takes the shutdown though, which is...
We got a core, core, core, core, core, core, core, core, core, core.
Yeah, there's not much I can do about it.
No, I'm just saying, like, get away from it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh dude, our fucking support's kinda going in right now, man. Respect it.
I'm out of respect. He's really weak core used to HP
Right now, it's fine. It's fine. Yeah, we should get some kills here
Oh, it's a fiesta, it's a fiesta. Oh nice
I love that bro, I love that too
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!
Please, man.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Did you use your ult?
Did you use ult?
I did use it.
I'm back, I'm back.
I can't catch a break. They are going out of spawn. They are leaving spawn, sprinting
at me every single death. These little cocksuckers, man. I do left spawn and just sprinted at
me man. Fuck. Your credit has been destroyed. Yes. Taking your red. I can't I can't be one
this guy. This one only once I can't join this team. He's big. He's kind of nasty.
They in there. They're whole teams come down mid lane their top lane and their jungle are
taking my entire camp on rag ball now now a minute and twenty two it's a very
important drag
okay I'm not by doing not by things I may have K-4 for a bit
I need help. Help me. Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me!
AHH!
AHHHHH! No heals! No heals! Now if I stop, buy himself!
Yeah!
And I just show you their whole fucking team because our team is in spawn, running behind.
I'm not fighting anymore. I'm not fighting. I'm not fighting. I can't fight. I cannot
No, it's it's no it's time to fight this is no time so it's no more time to like you can farm
But it's time. It's time. It's not time for me. No, I can't I'm so far
I hear you. You can say it's time
Gold lanes and steel fought whatever you gotta do, but we
We
I am telling you I am so far behind I just I have to farm a little bit
I literally went to my jungle and by the time I got there you guys were all fighting again
You're right on it. You're not behind. I'm gonna drive. You're just not ahead
Take a box is and I it's you can't you can't hit shake-o boxes without them fucking killing you
So I can't I can't clear shake-o boxes as it came good enough
Oh, he has this fucking speed.
Yeah, they're gonna do baron.
They're definitely gonna do baron.
They're doing baron now.
it's over. No, it's over. Don't tell. Oh, it's over. Yeah, I wish I could farm. I can't.
Oh, man. Yeah, that's first one. I don't really know what our win condition is. Burge taught
me that word. Don't think I know what it means. Well, it basically means like how do we win?
who who is it through I don't know if it's through anybody really yeah I mean it
was supposed to be our top laner he sticks it one with 200 CS and do it very
very well but I sucked him off all game bro the entire game the pop is that now
now he's like now he's you know he's top lane by himself he's he's you know
You're you're having to clear everything
And look at their top lane their top lane is in that shit at the very beginning of every fight man
Every fight that motherfucker is like walks right in
It said
Love I'm right here. We try to catch with like all or something again
Pull like a mouth. I don't know wouldn't that be cool?
Yeah, I mean what I've seen one one initiate
I won't
I'm gonna kill K.
Nice
Oh
What just happened to two of my demons?
He just killed bot lane in one swipe?
Yeah, I literally can't clear turret.
And he has a box here, no way I'm dead.
I'm no longer ever helping that top lane again in that situation.
So, I'll explain to you what happened, the top laner on the other team was doing whatever
the fuck it's called, was that shit called?
Yeah, where he-
Runs behind him.
Like, yeah, I-
So, we killed him while doing that four times, like out of those five kills, four of them
were from him trying to proxy.
And that fucked my momentum completely.
And then of course the mouth fight doesn't do absolutely anything.
So what I've learned, team admissions, what I learned is that everyone who isn't Nick
Merck's is a retard and I can't help them.
What did you learn Nick?
I ban Hone for the rest of the day.
And I ban whatever that fucking thing was that Merck was.
Six.
Uh, Shaco. Yeah, Shaco's gone.
Dude.
I mean, dude, yeah, you hate to see it on the first game.
Fuck, man.
Yeah, but, Chad, you can't say you went off your game plan.
You win 980 carry.
This guy is running. I don't understand.
in my jungle losing to these two in lane.
I mean, Kate is in this motherfucker have so much poke.
No, you just they say it's terrible right now,
especially if she's bad players.
I think the two picks that we don't want to see right now.
And I mean, I'm not kidding, you Nick, it's a guaranteed loss for us
is Lux on our team and Caitlin on our team.
You see either of those picks.
It's going to be a hard one.
I haven't yet to have a good one.
I
Hear what you're saying I
Hear it
And like it that's how it goes to because like if you have bad experiences with champions you just
I promise you know. Oh, I know she's good
Like a good a good Kate is fucking insane man cuz she's you're gonna be in the fight. She's so far back
She's gonna do all you fucking do it all and she's hitting like where's that chambered auto
Yo, Yone and Yoss are gross champions.
Yeah, they're nasty, bro.
They're nasty.
A good one of either of those is just like, well, it was fun.
Oh, dude, I joined.
We're 0-1.
That's my fault.
No, we're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
that's a goal the honey huh chat that that that fucking guy right there what
the fuck does an emerald one kind of look like I mean
just see that guy the only aura man he was doing this weird emo in mid lane
and shit he fucking swiped two of my teammates heads off in one swing yeah
what the fuck did someone look that guy up and see if he was a smurf dude dude
dude
and it has got to be a man
We're fucking gold man
Big a I didn't even really lose to him in lane like that
I mean it wasn't like a massive win, but I didn't get fucking smoked Lee sin
What is a lease any time a smolder? I'm just gonna stand is all the do it brown
I don't have a support that's not going to trade me, is she nice?
Ooh, I can play Nefiri.
Nefiri's a counter.
I can W, I'm guessing his pull in.
This is looking like a Nefiri game, like a really good one.
I think that's what I'm going to do.
He banned it.
He didn't.
Ooh.
Oh
It's a leeson like what?
This is in a fairy game, I think it is they're all squishy too. Yeah for sure
For sure for sure
Okay. Who the fuck is Aurora? All right. So Aurora's old is going to create a big circle
around you where she's going to be able to walk into it and spit out the complete opposite
side. If she walks into the north, she's going to spit out to the south. Also, she can become,
I think it's invisible and she like jumps backwards and electrocutes the fuck out of
It is a very hard champ to play
She's a major assassin
She's gonna poke the shit out of you get you low and hit you with one big ability and you're dead, but
After she jumps backwards
After she jumps backwards you can beat the hell out of her. I think this is like a win early champ
Also, who's making fucking Draven mid?
Hey
Yeah, go
Crazy bro, if you saw you bro, he would look up at you like bro. What the fuck?
Thanks so much for the bottom. Hey guys all for the subs. I appreciate you. Can we get some dubs in here? Oh
Bro, I'm gonna be honest every time like we go somewhere like the family and kids are there. They're always
I thought that was only a game of thrones man.
Hahaha!
Fuck it this shit.
Cause you know most people they see tall people but they don't see big people you know.
Monsters.
I get big in this game it's over I carry harder on the theory than you
I need to hit that E bro, fuck.
Draven mid man.
Like how play against an actual little bugger?
Honestly, Draven mid is better than fighting against Aurora mid, so you gotta luck that
Aurora sucks to fight against.
Where's your top?
Not well.
Take your answer.
I mean, that wasn't safe.
And he stole everything from me.
Why is it whenever I play with you everything starts going bad.
I'm coming mid.
Give me two seconds.
I am going to be here right now.
please kill him he's got no mana
he's dead
I should have never flashed that to be honest.
I also shouldn't be taking this yet.
You are not weak enough.
Whoa!
Woooo!
The ancient scroll of unfucked.
A well-known scroll of legulations.
Oh! Very good! Very good!
Oh! Get pissed!
Oh, there's a Gamble Go ahead just like I think of there's a Gamble Go!
I'm looking mid again.
Keep walking them.
Oof. Oof.
I'm gonna go take this over here, I'm a gank bot, to be honest with you I missed about
9 to my Q so far, I don't know if that's what you're saying, oof over, but it is the truth.
You know when you said this was a nefiri game, I remembered it was nefiri games, and it weren't
bad, because I don't think we're winning on nefiri.
You had to go back and look at the record. It ain't gonna be great. You know what?
Clear this motherfuckers
All W oh
Those supports kind of next level
Careful now, Teria.
Back real quick.
Pop lane's completely gone.
Pop lane, I believe, has left the game.
Okay.
As a player in a team AFK, so you may forfeit my type of slash surrender. Nice.
Type, type, type, type.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
What the heck?
We lose LP for this?
No, no, no.
Oh, man, that's close. That was a close one.
That awesome.
Wow, that was a close one.
That's awesome.
Oh, that's awesome.
Hey, report that, motherfucker.
Report that.
Report that, little bitch.
Leasing game FK and team sabotage. I hope you get banned pussy forever. Puss. Puss. I
Like saying if I like a moment when you say pussy
That's it. It's my
Whoa, we miss your penalty. Yes
Damn quick quick
Oh
Yeah, my bad, oh
Well, I wonder who I'm gonna ban this game. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, man. I did have the doctor's appointment this morning, Nick. I told you over the phone.
I ain't never heard in my life.
A doctor after taking someone's blood pressure going.
But it happened today and I don't know how I feel about it, you know.
Yeah. We can ask AI of playing. He let his rank is good for blood pressure.
Runnin' the numbers!
A recent study shows.
Come on, AD Carry. You see
you're AD Carry. Really? Fuck me?
Fuck on me? Alright.
Fuck on me? Fuck on me? Me as well.
Me as well!
I got my drags!
I got my drags!
I got my drags!
I don't know what I don't know what the champs are. Let me see okay. We got an
Ash and a seraphine, alright.
We got the Yi, fuck yeah.
And a Teemo, because we have a zero tank.
They have a Malfight Yikes.
They have a Zed Yikes.
They have a Graves Yikes, and they have a Smother Mo…
Okay, what are we fighting?
Oh, shits.
Here we are, I'm the Angel.
I'm the Angel.
For me.
From me.
from here.
This is as the Spanish would say, no bueno, my friend.
No bueno.
I agree.
That's true.
Very true.
All right.
He's better than all champs in the game.
I just got to get big.
I'm going to do my thing.
Just let you know.
Be clear on waves.
Be looking sexy doing it.
I gotta start trying to take advantage of this.
You ready?
Yeah.
Unfortunately, this is a Zed.
Now I'm gonna tell you, if he gets low, I'll just dive him under tower and kill him instantly.
I gotta get to that point, but let me get to level 6 and we can kill anytime you fuck him up.
Whoever said it was impossible for me to get bigger?
Fuck you
I'm already doing it, they're probably doing well, yeah, probably.
ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
Yeah, come on up
You try to hit me with that whole move again that like whatever the fuck it is
throw your shadow and your cue your butthole
Okay, yeah, I need don't run it over. I can't have no choice. I have no choice. I'm dead
Worth I got scuttle and I got a kill don't die for everybody back up huge for me
3, I'm alive.
Damn man.
What is that fucking movie's doing?
Graves should be close to you so be very careful.
He should have backed but if that's his duo he might not have.
On me?
Come down, come down.
Cover cover cover cover cover cover cover cover.
I'm coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming.
I'm getting the wire.
I missed.
Not good.
Not good backing out.
Oh?
You said not good, I'm sorry.
Very good.
Okay.
I'll take that blue belt there.
Hitta boy.
I did, I did it.
Oh!
Hitta boy.
Call it.
You've been put up there whole fucking way.
Yeah, I might have missed close there.
And that's on me.
Sorry about that.
I should have stolen his jungle you guys are 100% right fuck no that's a little crazy to
start he's gonna be up so quick and a good spot and we got nick a kill beautiful
Oh baby, oh baby is he looking great hold hold hold. It's very well. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
Herbs and spices are looking great. He saw it. No, baby
Come on down to the butter barn. Come on. I know you want it.
Jungle should be in bot lane.
I should have backed.
Oh, now hold on here, sir.
He's weak.
I'm weak.
I'm going to hit level six now, come to you.
I got to hit level six first.
I hit level six, he dies.
Oh, I'm dead.
We're going to actually team from going.
I hate everybody.
He just TP's out, feels bad.
Dude, what is this bot lane doing bro? Morgana's fucking everywhere man.
Waste of my ult, feels fucking terrible.
Yeah.
Yeah, when he's that low man, like, I mean you can ask your chat but I'm almost taken.
Like, you just drop what you're doing, and it's gone.
Two HP.
You know he's gonna stay, he wants you dead, I have blue buff.
He's pushed up all the way on my turret, I don't know if he can get out, I think you can just like, no matter what, kill him.
Any other champ, I would agree, but that dude literally just presses one button and teleports away from me.
If I don't have flash, he gets out every time.
I
Could be wrong
Bitch
How's that on a mord man
He's got super weak, I have ult, I'm about to ult him, I'm going to ult him.
If I ult him, he can do his little ghost and he can get away from me, right?
Pretty sure, if I hit him with it.
Jungle could be close, careful.
Clearing one more and then I'm there nice
Good news that Morgana leaving is not good for the other team
And
I'm gonna sit everywhere. She's a careful. She's gonna be there
Here's great
All right, well, I can't
yep they just keep farming they warded my whole jungle
they put a ward here too
I can't help you though
if I could have dodged that I would have killed her
morgana one
I don't know where they are. I'm dead. I might just drag or something.
I'm alive. Holy shit. All right, morgana no ult I don't think and math I know.
Brother, what am I going through right now?
that's that's that's fucking coming I think no hero hero hero she hit it she
hit it she hit it oh my god dude that was a crazy arrow bro I have to do I'm
gonna get over my tower I don't know if you have health but I have no health on
my hill off this camp
be
terribly does a lot of damage a lot in studies all two there's all the unit
we go we go we go I mean I'm I'm sure if the support is in my lane like two or three times it kills me when I have blue
I died to your uh I do is that I apologize he just nukes me man
oh god it's literally level five because she's not in lane ever and our
support has not moved hopefully bot lane gets big
here go first go for gag yeah on my way
I am coming
More master yee come on master yee well climbing
oh my god get the fucking balls to man you're level five
does she realize she's gonna die here in a second
holy shit man she's tilting me
I just want to play the game, but I can't because she's supposed to be bot and she's mid.
24-7.
We're good.
More carrying though, she's level 6.
She's so behind.
Look at her, look at her, she's still here.
I changed my mind by the way, she's dual with the mid laner.
She's still here.
I know.
Okay, they're all here. They're all here. I have my health force gone. She's one. Who is that? Who else is here?
Is that the fucking middle? Yeah, those graves. Oh no. We thought I left you to
to be one no no no I just I didn't know what happened
do I go death stance here
I don't know dude
chat do I go death stance
bot lane has to do
ash is huge man
we just need to not feed I guess
I don't know
yeah
dude I'm gonna die
There she is and she's warning like my hold
yeah I don't really know what I can do in
this is probably the way to kill the way
that's it now they're gonna sit in my
jungle and I'm half-health and I can't do
anything you haven't either heals you
Right, yeah, but he's gonna be here. I know but then we give up the fucking first tower. It's like a lot of gold
They they have to help but they're not healthy. I don't know
Coming coming coming coming
Help your fuck
help ash throw an arrow man
there we go
I know it's bad I know sadly our bot lane just doesn't understand what their
they're tasked with. They don't understand what they have to do in this situation as fucking us.
Okay, let's go over. Kimbo's up. Yeah, Kimbo's gone.
80 carries up. You're really the only lane that is behind per se. We have drag up in
53 I am walking
Should be dead
I fucked up I fucked up incredibly. What am I doing? Why do I think I'm fucking fed?
Why am I diving tower like an absolute dumbass when I have camps and scuttle and
45 different options with drag up. I'm throwing I apologize. I'm walking it. I
Listen, I'm walking it. I'm walking it. I'm sorry. I could dial it. It's okay. Yeah dialing in dialing it winnable
Cheap one of all one of all
We're at that point where I got dropped DMCA music for a little bit. I think this is how we beat the AI
Wow, what a play by him
Backing up back it up there
Bagging it up Terry.
Cheers.
Seraphine is watching me get bullied and has not moved at fucking inch.
I don't know what there's to do there though.
so smolder I can kill and we just start it yeah I have no out
I
Kill us again. Yeah, I'm fighting careful. Yeah, I'm watching all
All right, I get up there. Yeah, I'll die again. It's all good
Well, he was pushing we got drag and we killed one I don't know if that was worth I'll keep you updated
Are we at the afk and farm point I think we are right I
Don't think we really have
We don't really have a top lane, I mean we have a team. Oh, hopefully this team. Oh can do
You know things but I doubt it how he's playing
He maybe I don't know I think we just I'm afk farming for a bit. So let me know if it's like desperate need
I'm gonna try and I'll fight
I
Okay
Now where there's two other top jungle with a house by smolders made
I need you to work with me over here for this cuddle I
Can try it ain't gonna be good
We gotta kill me I killed the smolder man
Oh my god.
Our Mizz is turd still up so it makes it a little hard.
Ashe is going, Ashe is trying to go on.
Coming, looking.
Back, back, back.
We just don't really have any engage and this Ash isn't poking very well.
Alright, I got my item.
I feel like you're gonna do that nice we'll take it don't go your doubles
I got to get this mid-dialing, he's at behind you.
I should have stole, might be able to double up here actually, maybe.
I know we back, they buy them.
Very good, he a moth fight careful he has ult.
Down with this.
Where's the fucking good music at?
Fuck it, YouTube!
It's a ticking time bomb, but we'll listen to the good music rest of the stream, let's go.
The Zed has like AFK farm, but he Zed is...
Oh yeah.
Yep.
Now I can't believe I'll be here.
You about to kill us, people.
We'll meet them at Krugs.
Just not coming
What up I
You're not take any of these fights gentlemen, oh you're over here
I
Don't know what the alpha is doing. It's got to drag up. We have drag up. We go for drag right now
support's going back
Look out look out if I'm said
No, he's not coming over here. Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is. They all are
Yeah, it's over for me
Flash nope
I just don't really understand how our entire team in mid and not one person goes to drag
after we kill Malfi.
Was everyone low?
I was there.
I went.
I went there.
I'm not with you.
Zed's angling me out.
The support left.
I was there.
I just can't, I'm not gonna, can't die with Zed.
I don't know what the fuck she's on about.
Winnable.
Very winnable.
Yeah, it's gonna be tough.
The only person who kills me on the map right now is Zed.
It's a pretty commanding loss, if I'm gonna be honest.
Three top.
Can you go on top right now?
We can kill all three of them.
Yeah.
I'll be a little behind though.
How's that?
How's that?
Got him.
Nice.
They're both dead.
Are we...
set?
I gotta go.
Okay.
I don't agree with this.
No.
I don't know who takes it we go now we go now we go now we go now is that dead is that dead is that dead is that dead we go now
I gotta buy this
I refuse to go anywhere.
I'm not doing anymore OBJs.
Dragons, that's it.
I won't go anymore.
Not worth it, bro.
I'm the only one at every OBJ.
No mice!
No the dragon, no mice!
Okay, but the dragon, you shouldn't have went there.
That was, I told you three times.
Yeah, but like, making make sense, it's not your fault.
Like we kill the Malfight.
It's a 5v4, and not one person.
You get zoned, sure.
80 carry, top lane, and support don't come.
I know you're fighting, sorry.
No, I agree with you.
I'm just saying, if you know you're alone,
I'm telling you alone, that you just shouldn't do that.
Yeah.
Otherwise you're gonna die, and then you're gonna be like,
okay, where is everybody?
But you knew there was no one there.
Yeah.
full clear afk performing another useless team another useless team but it's fine
I can't keep dying and everything's gone
Brother if you're here, I'm gonna fucking beat the shit out of you
Drag up in 30 I'm outside of here
Smaller is already here.
Walking back.
Are we giving soul as well?
I don't think, I don't think we can do anything.
You and I can't do it while I'm here.
Yep.
Nice.
Alright.
Goodbye soul.
Hey baby.
Hey, baby
It's one of those games man league has said you guys don't get to win sadly
come on come on baby come on baby yeah
yeah I don't know if you're okay
great great everyone out there yeah
this guy this guy this guy this guy's
getting in the game what is Ash doing
Ash what the fuck are you doing?
Wake up how she to one and I'm like what's going on here, bro?
I think we can win this game quick in
This is what I need from you
I need you if no one else is starting the fight to start it if you die. I it's completely fine
I have to kill one person. I can kill their whole team you get ulted by my mouth fight instant died
That's also like that. That was a good example of me getting into it, but I can't always do that
Yeah, I hear you I also just smoldered right there like usually the AD carry is not not all the way in the front
Yeah, I can't all said you can just fucking Q on them
I'm about to kill him off, what?
Come on.
Oh, he's got it.
Okay, we're going for one.
You get that, you get that guy?
No, come on.
He gets the absolute perfect RNG buff.
Rates
Yeah, I know zero crates those bad
got him nice we're fine now we're fine I've ult up in 12
can you push out bot?
our top lane turrets about to get taken I gotta clear this
it's easier I think for you to kill those fucking big ones than me
alright I'm pushing top
No, we have Ash, we have Ash, he's fine, he's got it.
Alright, I have my Zonius back.
Two minutes for Elder.
Oh no, no, no, don't die please.
Dumb bitch.
Why is she even up there, bro?
Just push her now.
walking I'm backing now
who's that yeah we got nothing we got no help we got no nothing I'm here
I can go and try and steal this I got it. Yeah, I'm gonna get I'm just gonna get stunned and murdered instantly and then we lose
You died to it just just try it try to get a kill if you can kill her
I can't I'm gonna walk up try to grab this blue
Zed's there, I'm going to try and steal real quick.
I can't get out of this
Go baby
Go deep, go deep, come on
Get them on the fucking shit
I'll come back
Huge, huge kill
Oh fuck
I burnt my ult
Burnt?
I'm out
I'm just walking all the way back, the Zed doesn't kill me, alright.
I can't even buy that, what am I doing?
I'm walking, orgy
Top lane big wave, rasting
Yeah, we have a top lane crash, I'm gonna have to go clear it
Elders out, not good, they're there, jungler's down, we should go to elder
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Help is dead
Okay, you stop that, you stop that
I'll try
I don't know if I can't, bro.
I- I- I- I said I told me I can't.
I- I don't do anything.
Gege Gege's
Gege's we tried bro none to be upset about five and nine top lane
guys up guys up almost won that won't be one I could have got that smite off and
he didn't blind me I would have won it but good news is see the only one oh no
the whole team got it each fuck man I'm saying I'm seeing low-key so winnable in
the chat I I don't think they're crazy it's 33 to 34 we wait out elder well
someone overstab so I'm up in five I'm about to have that if we if we can
I somehow killed this Ed we can we can fucking do anything
I just need a way or I need to get my I don't have my zonis. I need like 50 seconds before we fight
He has other yes other careful
Look at that, he's dead in one QW, got one.
Dead, dead, dead, oh I'm instant dead, I'm instant dead, it doesn't, yeah, nothing I can
do.
We weren't killing that mouth before he ended anyways, nice try man, look at how many minions
Holy shit
Holy shit man
Can't wait to see what this that's a minus one LP I see that right I mean look for me look at the bot lane
Look at the bot lane.
Look at this Zed, bro.
I know.
Holy shit.
Jungle was nothing.
Top lane was shit.
It was literally just, it was just the Zed.
Our bot lane didn't do much.
Our bot lane didn't do nothing.
It's not even about, it's not even about them not doing anything.
They just didn't like, they didn't help at all.
If they were like at drags.
We don't have anybody to slow this head down.
There isn't a single thing that any of us can do
to slow him down.
My all is the only thing that slows him down.
I mean, did he pick after me or before me?
You have no stun.
I guess we'd be ashy if we could do an arrow.
Which we know that we ain't getting that.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
You're on all night, right?
We're going this into CSGO.
I don't know if I can go all night, but I'm done.
You're on you're on till CS. Yeah
Yeah, I'm not
Yeah, I can't I'm already like 50 hours deep this week, but I got I gotta be up early tomorrow
I'm fucking deep see if she's rolling. Oh, yeah, you told me about that
I'm so early have fun throwing up man. Yeah
Fuck man
These games are so hard we have my own three right now. Wow. No, oh and two remember the last one was the one we didn't lose any LP
That's right
Yeah, I would love to play with the L, but we're doing comp. I want to play comp. I don't want to play flex right now
We got crack on Sunday, I believe I
Been not I didn't manchenko shit
Fuckin' Katelyn, shit.
Thank you.
I might be the same Morgana.
Volleybear.
E.F.E. bastards.
What do we play against the
We had to play something tanky hear me out with this pic.
Let's pick, alright?
Here we go, Bubba.
Listen, I had to pick something tanky as fuck.
And this was pretty much the only choice I had other than Mundo.
And I got all I could do was just queue the shit out of people on Mundo.
And I lose the 1v1 against Bob.
No, no, this is a game where we had...
Dude, you're confusing me.
What you mean?
Last game we didn't have a tank. There's no tank.
You know we got a team on top me fizz and you pick a fucking squishy this game. We have an orange. We have a tank
you know a
You pick a fucking tank. Well, the reason I picked a tank is so that I don't get bullied by volley
I can't play Kane against volley volley beats the fuck out of me with you. He cues me. He outheals me and I'm dead
I can't play
Yee because he just stuns me and I'm dead same thing with Garen
He silences me, and I'm dead or stuns me or whatever else is gonna do. I can't play either of those
The only other champ I have I mean they banned two of my other champs
I just don't I don't really know what I was supposed to play
And they picked him
I think I think you would be nice here, buddy. I mean is she he's if you get him going man. You're you're a good ye
Yeah, they just have this
You have so many signs. It's the only reason much about like rise stuns me voli
here in silence is me more Ghana
silence is me wait when you press
art would you when you press art is it
still still do that or you I still
get fucked up down oh you was banned
as well chest and you was banned
oh okay yeah
I kind of blacked out there but
it was like nothing for me to play
I
where my video is
but it's what's gonna be like in the
tournament we're gonna ban everything
so
coulda played Vi
I don't even think Vi's good here
Vi's fucking bitch bro, I hate that motherfucker
fuck that character
and Amy man
this will be fine
yeah, moondo maybe, would've been better
I don't need to disagree with that
Did you actually fix time and now you know him?
Yeah, I loved it.
I loved every second of it.
It's so fucking funny.
Is he not even hurt by that?
Oh
Spamming all those abilities. Oh, he's a bitch, bro
Chill out
I
TP
They can just kind of house. Yes, the fuck out of this guy especially when he's got no
No blue
Trying to go back right now
There he is
Victory
Voli's probably, yep.
Voli's on me, what the fuck?
Back it up, Terry. I'm not there. I backed.
Nice.
Oh, shit.
And with that hammer, what the?
Voli going bot.
Speed Raider Rotate Over, oh what the fuck he clears fast, holy shit.
Wasted a bunch of time.
This guy's all still the same, where he's like,
He's somewhere.
Yes.
Yeah, he can TP the whole team, anyone in the circle.
Are you gonna get copies of Blue Love?
Yeah, I am.
You go.
Waste of time.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I wanna do it.
There's no boots or cards up.
Yo, I'm way up on health on my guy, he's back in right now, he's gonna fuck me up.
I missed fuck yeah he's just sitting behind tower not worth dying to I can
Nice you died that yeah, we'll take it nice
Very good very good a little bit more gold I'd be so happy holy shit
I will take that all day of the week
he's okay he put a ward right here
They look like they're doing drag now. Yeah, I gotta push this wave
Give it to them they have off trial
No, I didn't go
Guarants here
They're not doing it. No, they can't be it all where they could be
close
Our boss getting pressed
Garrett's dead. Oh, there it is
I'm gonna be help help I can't help I got garing on me. Okay
I want to get that scuttle the jungle was made the jungle was made
We ready to rotate I'm good. He's rotating. He's rotating. He's rotating
I'm sure all of them hit him hit him hit him
I'm all day what the fuck is he doing?
Let's go.
That's a weird.
Great fight bro.
Great fight bro come on.
Oh there is.
Bear should be top lane. Last scene.
Come on Ornn, we need you.
I wasn't even close man, it's so bad.
Got a carry yeah got a carry. It is you love that. That's just what it is. Yeah
I got you three good ones. We got the ones right now. We're a good one
I'm just gonna help you that's it it's me near this game
I
Don't know about I
Have all in 12. I can meet you over there. It's gonna be a while
He's in your jungle your body up in there
coming in nice to this way about we get what we can press this we press this
yeah I'll take careful careful careful what the fuck was that you're
hit her with your passive the minion should
no way bro
drag up in a minute 30 you know okay
you get killed for you
i got i got two right there i'm huge nice bro
Backing you can't back when he's on the turn. You cannot there's only one minion left man
No, I know but he's gonna he's gonna kill those three and then keep on smacking it
You got to do a stronger job if you get free you get free waves
I know I just don't want to take CS from you like that. That's all I know if he's on the turret
It's not CS for me. It's it's
I'm gonna clear this free 40 minutes 40 seconds I mean
They're depressed thought if we could do it again
No, I got a farm for a sec. I gotta get ready for drag
I can't help them. They're just so behind I'm saying
Look at me. Yeah
I got it. It's just free. I fall. Yeah, you should walk back over there. He's in the jungle somewhere. I'm looking for him
No, we're right. We're right
But buddy, I should go back in this bush
You go
Drags up. I got it back. There he is again. Yeah, we go straight to drag
Yeah, we're gonna help you help here help them help them going going going going long long long
I
Put the IK is that from you no fuck no, okay
You say it like we killed them I still
I'm massive, like I'm way above this jungler, I just need them to help me with uh, drag,
AD carry isn't doing, right here, right here.
OH THE NICHTAL IS STILL!
Quash mark?
I don't know what I'm doing
Your Twitter has been destroyed.
Problem is, is he's gonna steal my entire bot lane now. Yeah, he just stole blue.
Alright, just...
So bad, man.
Gotta move back for ya.
Nice.
He's Caitlyn! You useless fucking bitch! Do something!
Holy shits! I'm a self man!
We can't help all that anymore, we just have to think about ourselves I think.
Oh my god!
Holy fuck!
Bro, top lane is even worse!
Shit!
RBL him.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I fucking just need man. We just got to find a way to carry this shit, but I'm gonna find a way
Yeah, I'm turbo farm and down on the
Voli's on here
Well, I'm gonna bot to kill this motor I guess I don't know how that's gonna work
honestly good death this is a great death
it's not great it's not great
oh you're dead bot
I know she was there and of course she just pops up
this Morgana is twisted though she's literally fucking
that's the same Morgana from last game I guarantee you
is it really? I think so
I think so
What happened? Would you guys need to go 3? Nice.
Yeah, I'm not.
It's fine.
I don't know how they would be chilling, but...
Forget the faces of the slain.
And we defended Rift Herald.
The problem is they fed, I mean, the smolder who was a hyper carry, the one character on the game like you just can't feed, has 10 kills.
He already has execute. He has execute.
You know I can we set up a drag dragon 120 honestly not down by a lot
I'm saying I'm telling you I'm so fucking huge right now. It's crazy. I forget that you're massive right now
Keep on trying to play together as fast as we can like I don't know why they're doing what they're doing over there
What are they doing?
They're trying to fight for Harold.
That's fine, who cares, who cares.
I'm getting the spot there.
Oh my god, he's Winspy.
Winspy.
I got a price.
Oh my god, the bleed on that.
The boys are fighting.
Very bad fight as well.
It's smaller playing it doesn't matter like an absolute truck bro. It's just it's on one. It's
Jazz, it's too late to build Harb still now.
Way too late.
Motherfucker, man.
Don't be toxic.
Suck my dick.
What should I build?
What do you think like maybe here this I go full AD attack
I
Mean look look at their team man one and four one and five five and three not bad
She stuns either one of us it's gonna be weird
Come on come on come on come on come on
No, I'm gonna go with your phone
I
Walk it back walk it back walk it back walk it back. I don't think I'm making out. That's that way
of
I
Know the worst part about this is I don't even think they got gained. I think this was just a hard loss like they just they just just lost
I had that Chris those I would make big on that one. They're slowed him up
good job at least you can hit that shot
I'm starting.
They're gonna go to the Baroni.
There it is. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
There is Madame of Baroni.
Madame Baroni!
Okay, kill this morgue.
What is this?
How does she guide it that?
Our base is dying.
Gotta go to our base now.
Just get the potion back.
That's fine.
I'm up and I've got a crazy clear if you can get him off.
I can't.
He just ran around this.
I'm not having enough damage.
I'm up in one, two, and dead.
Care all this.
Jesus.
Jea-ba-ball.
He's gonna try to hold. I'm just gonna stay by it to fucking R'em.
Yeah.
I mean, we got drags, third drag. Can't contest.
Can't contest, give up.
They're walking into my jungle. They might set up to go back to our side here soon.
Okay.
Coming back now.
Baron's coming.
Watch the rise.
The rise all full show.
Yeah, yeah, it's all looking forward to.
Okay, we got a tower that can you bring his hall his homies. Yeah, I think so
We got a volley we got volley nice
We should go we should go
I'm going back. I'm gonna I'm gonna heal real quick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There she is
line up again I've all been to one whole thing
off here you chase you cannot believe I missed that he's got he's out he's out I missed he
It's just, they're whole, they're just fucked.
Where are they at, push top up.
You're on mute.
Yeah, yeah, I hear you, I hear you.
My game just lagged out.
Thank you, I'm back.
I'm all good, baby. Thank you. Love you
I want again
What's happening what's happening what's happening smaller one
Yeah, back it up, Terry.
You should push.
Alright, push in.
so big holy fuck I got to back it up very low nice bro
dude I'm telling you
I suppose I even closed as big as me I don't know if you know how much yes I
have but it's fucking it's up parents up let's go let's go do we can do
I'm just I'm getting my my stuff on this wave and I'm there
I'm here
I'm fucking fuck her you guys go her falling on me
I'm not I'm not a smolder I'm all that smolder. Yes. Good
I don't know. No, you can't. I need to go back by the way.
all that. They're on it. I'm up in 20. Oh, my God. You understand what the fuck is going
Yeah, I would love to when I'm up in 10 seconds
Hell I can ult there if you want me to yeah, you should okay up before we gave the better three
Two one on my way
He's not breathing
On my way
I'm a tank
I think ball is going to be there in a second
All right, got that off the map all right we have elder soon. I think we probably should have taken Drake to be honest with you
That was a good call we just got it. We're just gonna take a week here right now. It's fun
There she can't hold it can she?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
OHHHHHHH
Our report's in for the 80 carry in support GG's
G-fucking-G's
Dude, I'm your fucking A, bro.
I'm demoted back to silver.
So much fun, man.
Somehow ended 12 and 12.
Just KS'ing her way to fucking victory, man.
Holy shit.
graph kind of makes me sad we'll be close yeah honestly Jesus Christ
just gotta carry it you gotta play you gotta play your best characters man we
have to just we need to just carry it's only we're gonna win I don't know how
that your games are going before I got dude but these games harder I think they're harder and do oh because
we're getting other duos and it's some dude carrying his girlfriend and the girlfriend is somehow
better than the dude and the dude is just absolute dog shit and or vice versa brother queue him with
another brother who has a fucking problem I don't know but it's it's crazy duo bot lanes that are just
dog shit like holy f**k
SHI SELF
the jokes are insane
this is no man
0 and 3 but like bro
damn
i'm just letting my balls on
0 and 3 with some of the worst
i mean it's yeah
yep yep
yep
yep
we're getting him
I
Will say I do think somehow
Solos I brought you climb and so those so quick. I
Don't know. Yeah, I did do all do is you're gonna
Chat might know more than this one me
But I remember like duo being harder because you get paired up like like you said against other duos, so it's like
Like the jungle and the top laner are gonna, you know, just be going together
I'm playing Master Yi this game from what I'm looking at right now.
Tell you what the fizzed the mouse, very hurry.
Mous was crazy bro.
Mous and Yi I think is disgusting.
I also think Mous is better for set.
I could be wrong though, I don't know.
Oh man, this is a yeet dream.
Bolliebear kind of sucks to see, but...
Oh god, that dude, their team comp is nasty.
Yes, that's that's a problem team conflict though. That's a problem
Either vault it's either you or King call it. I
Think your cane is stronger because you know think what came is like
Are you anyway, it's like King can get you out of stuff. Yeah, I'm gonna go pee real quick. You get out
I agree with you, Billy.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeas, just all in, bro.
You got to, like, fucking make any mistakes on you, you're fucked.
All right round four get back to gold
I
Got the motor to silver
And those laws are in it baby, we're in it. Yeah, it's somehow my fault crazy
No, that won't
I
It was your fault.
Such an obsequious pupil, I will be your new master.
Plus inciders in the new project
This isn't real this isn't real. I have a brand I have a brand trolling me in here if you want to come over
I
Yeah, my dad he leaves let daddy leech though
No, I know what you're doing through the one other
Dude I I have
mid lane rotating on me like crazy I have jungles stealing my shit I have top
lane warding me when this when am I gonna get this when the fuck am I gonna
get this treatment this is amazing I wish
this is fucking incredible dude if only if only if only the woodpecker's sacked
I mean he's he's kind of trolling he's behind a CS now 12 to 20 half health so
you like you take a little bit of that but it kind of comes back to me
oh fuck you just kidding oh yeah it's been like so many games I've just been
getting trolled. Is that looking like? Oh my god. Ah, it's fucking over.
We're down right now for red buff.
Good, and now he's down 20 CS.
So we both go back and buy.
His buy sucks.
My buy's good.
That's the situation that we're in.
Alright, so our bot lane is already feeding.
Damn man, we don't want to bitch the whole time, but it's hard when it's just like 0-1-1-1-1-1.
It's so hard, man.
Wow.
It's so hard because that's happening while I'm getting trolled.
It's insane.
I
Underestimate
Jesus
That's a carry. I mean listen. I can't I get a guy. It's a it's a no mobile ability lane
I mean, he's it's like this is this is the opportunistic time
To think this fucking idiot I have all
I get some hits on him.
Let me know whenever I have an opportunity to get him.
He's coming to ward it.
He wants to ward that bush.
Try it.
He flashed.
I'm coming, got a bear, got my knee on him, got both of them, we can probably kill this,
we're coming.
Got big W?
Yeah, got him.
Jesus Christ.
What was that?
What was that?
that's me not that's me not having six
Target is strong. I am a weapon. She is killing me.
She is killing me. She is killing me.
Alright, well I got a kill. I'll just try to carry.
I'm gonna have to like fucking...
Yeah.
Go crazy.
I have also just issues arms a year six and go that
and then we're gonna be killed. You can get killed if you just fucking take it.
If full prio we should be doing drag soon.
Should have went there right now.
I
Bars I try can you come over yeah, yeah
I understand you have to get the wave but you leaving on that drag is the
equivalent of you calling me to lane and me not showing up well you guys tell
me you want to stay because you're a full 3v3 fight it I don't know what
you're doing I'm just I'm just telling you I'm getting the wave I'm going no you're
not telling me nothing doesn't make any sense how do I don't know what you're
doing if you're gonna fight okay if I'm walking back up with my mouse I'm I'm
gonna do that I'm not I can't I'm not a pro I can't like click 100 fucking places
at once if you're a three-three just tell me to come back down yeah I'll come I
don't know you're gonna do that I only have a choice and they're pushing into
drag like inside of the fucking dragon yeah I can just ran watch down maybe
am I crazy there or should he have stayed am I wrong
Explain to me how whenever we have drag cryo and we're doing it and we allow them to walk on top of us
Like why wouldn't he say why wouldn't we guarantee the first drag of the game that doesn't make any sense?
How was that?
How was that the correct play?
This is a genuine question. I just don't I don't understand
I mean dude, I'm so yeah, it's fucked. It's fucked
It's fucked already ain't good. It's ain't good
They are on this I don't know if we can contest you have pretty good prior if you want to
Yeah, save yourself
I like you go and you will die
I
Know I ain't GG territory just yet
I was I was I'm a little over here right there. I fucking I didn't even do the brand cut me off
Go ahead and fucking just kill him.
It's all good.
It's all good.
I'd say at this point, you probably just worry about yourself.
I'll just try and farm.
I'll try and help you out as much as I can.
My game is pretty much over at the moment.
I mean, this guy is so gankable. He's playing so aggressive in lane. He's half health right now. He's got no mobility.
These are the easy ones. Easy ganks. Well, we can play together.
I'll try and get over to you in a second.
He's got fucking 20 HP.
I'm working my way over there.
There's barge round coming.
He gets smite off. He's already gone. He's already gone.
I
We punishes volley
Watch out
What's up, we're right. No, no, no, he the brand burn even who's burning me. I didn't want to kill you. Oh
shit
All right, I mean I learned from a young age. That's cash
Our queen to destroy good what's new
Drag up in seven full Claire and then I'm back
Yeah, I know I can't take blue form sucks. I got a first
Overstate versus full effect. I'm backing right now might be another game. Yeah, I mean, I don't know
It's got a scale so much
You can't you can't you don't worry about like dragons and shit right now. It's okay
Thank you
What if you want to like kill the fire again if you shoot up I'm 20 way 30 week
Jungle's coming jungle's coming back up. Don't care. Don't care. Don't care
I vote in 18. I really wanted to go. They're both weak
Hold in five I'll be there in a sec. Okay. Walking over.
Probably has a ward here, he does.
Watch him. He could be weak off that. Yeah. I'm gonna clear this battle and then I'll come back. You see him there.
I see him, I see him there. I think this is, I mean I could kill Top as well.
She's mid for some reason. The bot turret is still there.
Oh she hit it, she hit it. Go go go go.
I'm so far away.
No, not you, not you, not you here.
I'm gonna go kill top.
Dude, she's won, he's won, she's won.
Got the ultimate, mid.
right play bar. Our bar is very good.
We're going to get this tower. They're pushing the fuck out of our 5.
I
Also do rib Harold
You're about choice for this fucking game. And I
Just I went a queue over the wall and I went not over the wall for some reason. I wasn't close enough, I guess
you little cock sucker man don't tell don't tell me what you're doing right now i'm all
better thank you guys no I'm third oh I'm fucking in the mid lane please look
at all their health I'm looking you understand what was it
I'm getting my ass destroyed I know I'm in
my channels
oh come on come on bro and might die
baby same I have a crazy burn right
yeah parts go for it love it love it
let's go push push push push push
he's blind he's blind
dead again there we go there we go Baird
I'm telling you I'm
far away
I'm coming I'm here I'm here I'm here
I'm playing I'm playing I'm here come on please please please
Fucking do this shit
I'd ride run. I don't know what happened
Go for it. Okay, go for it. You guys kill that lady carry maybe
My dad's go baby. Hey flash. I'm leaving that. Okay. Okay
You got there?
Gotta go top.
I have two on me.
I got you, I'm not there.
I don't think anyone was dumb, bitch.
She's gonna hunt him down. She got her. She tries the KS.
That's your shit, bro. What a fucking bitch
We have drag on
I need you to rotate over I need you to rotate over right now. I'm just pushing the way I'm coming
I'm down the way
I can't either, I'm going to have a round a little bit.
Not good.
Full stone, she just dancing dies.
We got this, we got this.
Really big, really big.
Yep, yep, yep, come on.
I'm behind. Yeah, yeah.
You're cute. You're cute. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I'm playing behind you. I'm playing behind you a little bit.
I'm up here. I'm up here. I'm up here. I'm up here. We here. Yeah, I'm back around. I'm sticking to your butt. I'm sticking to your butt.
I got a bug. Okay. Get that. Get that. Yeah. I got branch you I think. Nice. Branch to
my speed. Get that. Oh shit. Look at the car stop. Yeah, dude, it's horrible. We just
have to hard carry. I shouldn't have just all the, if you've seen the alt, like try
to get in front of me and kill wherever someone's killing me, if you can. Yeah, dude, I queued
in there and I instantly fucking died for it. Exactly what I did. I queued in there
And it was like I cued into a bunch of auto turrets and instantly died.
The Lucian did 2,000 damage to me.
I don't even know where you are. I didn't even see him on my screen.
I saw the fucking brand new left and something else.
Hey, boys, I said it before.
I said yesterday we're at that point where the the the chast kind of getting taken over by the Tars mods.
I'm completely okay with people talking shit, but people are just being legitimately retarded.
Just get him out of here.
Yeah, I think it's another game.
Yeah, I can be there.
I'm here.
Thank you.
I'm just like that, baby, the kids in motion, the kids in fluidity, fluidity, let's go.
I was here for me. I need to go see him.
Buuuhhh, oh my god, his game of thrones was just turned on. I'm so locked in.
...
Come lurk we might be able to kill jungle one more time
I'm going to die for it I'll go not farming this is where I take my lead don't die just
I don't know we need to pick first
Back it up. I'm getting so much right now
I got back to you I'm back in back in
I'm fully clearing out his jungle, my jungle, or top lane at least and I'm massive brother.
Absolutely massive.
No way they're on that, right?
Probably not.
Gotta take a little peek.
We're looting on that.
Okay.
They're not.
Good.
Wasting time.
I'm not good wasting time
It's beautiful for your boy. I'm right back in there like swim where now we do it now we do it now
We do it now. We do it now. We do it now. We do it now. We do it now. We do it now. We do it now
So honestly isn't good about that 3k gold what it is
maybe this is a bad idea maybe it's a bad idea we leave we leave we leave we leave sorry
terrible idea okay it might do it though I'll be back quick
Oh
They're not doing it. We're good. I'm gonna do you now. He's going here
Just no way actually no
I'm getting fucked in the mid lane man. I'm just gonna be I'm gonna be I'm gonna be up
Shut down
I know I'm just talking to myself like I always talk to myself you you're geeking I just got
Burned a lot of you. We were winning man
Fuck
Shiza Shiza
No, I'll have it. Yeah, we'll smell you
I am going to kill you, I am going to kill you.
Good thing I'm in lava.
She just bolted him up right there, I'm guessing.
You can't, you have everyone.
Oh, you share with me, too. That's great. That's very nice of you.
If you want more, you know, they're preparing for drag. They are preparing for
drag. I'm right here.
All righty, Kerry thinks that now is the time to back.
by Steve off but she's got a very she probably won push mid wave
it's going I'm here on drag nice I'm getting blue buff real quick it's gonna
be a 5v5 on drag if I off this guy you gotta go in great you're very great
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Molly, Molly, Molly, there you go.
I'm dead.
Okay, now we got Turner.
I'm still dead.
Careful.
Yeah, Randall did us all.
They're very weak, though.
No, they're pretty full.
Yeah, it's only me this guy.
What does that make us two and two right now?
Close game.
So, I do, which is like every game, man.
Just lacking that engage.
Like, I'm the engage, and I'm so squishy.
Like, I bought Death's Dance, so hopefully I can tank a little bit more.
bit more I'm gonna go spirit visage next but like we just have nothing we have
it's hard yeah it is it's fucking hard I'm just gonna have to kind of you got
to find a way you just got to go for like maybe just like go all brand like
just go run and all brand or go sprinting all squishy that's not taken
to and I'll just fucking I'll try to do the best I can to live I try and follow
up and do their whole team crashes and our Kai says you're sitting in the back
our Bart barbs throwing balls at him, but he's good, just off it, that's not what we need.
Close game, we're good.
Stay here for a second.
Yeah, I think so too.
This is very doable.
I think so too.
There's no pick, no pick.
That's not good.
Not bad, just run run run run run run.
You can you like go kill top to go to top. No, I don't think so but I can try it. I can all I'll all first
Gotta get there may you dream you pull away from me
You pulled him so far away from me. I don't know if you intended on that is that a him throwing you or something
He threw me towards the tower and then I arred towards the tower as well
It's on me
Right there with the R. I could just top the whole show
Chat saying that you on tank duty, I'm on squishy duty. That's our fights. We're not gonna be together
I just watched our AD carry pop shield before she went in and took any damage.
I see that right.
Come on, please, please, please, please, come on, come on, I want it all, I want it all.
I want more than that.
Yes, I do.
I really do.
Yes I do! I really do!
I'm trying to stop my fucking Tickle!
I think you guys push lane and maybe I go Baron?
I don't care. Just fucking win the game.
Yeah, they're asking to go Baron.
I don't know if I can solo it, I'll try.
I'm gonna steal camps, I can't solo it.
What am I doing? What am I doing?
What am I doing?
It's all gone, it's all gone.
That is a silly goo, silly.
That is a silly goo.
You can't come up here right now.
Wanna lie?
I'm locked.
Go like this, go like this.
I am locked.
i got absolutely nothing from that
got absolutely nothing from all of them dying
this is a terrible game for your boy
this is fucking terrible for your boy
everything i'm doing is not working
anything i want to do i'm getting killed at it
we are
we are capable
We are, you can say the other team is breedable.
I think they want to breed.
Our Bard is good, okay, come on Bard.
We punished this, we punished this.
Damn, shoot, shoot.
You want to, yeah, okay, fuck it.
I got that, I got that, I got that.
blow him up
I'm trying to take me for a ride you know what he knows about he knows the
truth oh no no what is this what is this I'm sick of it
you're different
There's a way yes way yes way fucking phone call from way
Hello, yes. Oh
Man you can't make it up, bro
It's every game bro. So already carries our top lanes our top lanes our mid lanes our mid lanes our fucking support
Why can't they just they are team fighting us every fucking lane?
No, that's good. Quince the pushing is better Marine, but guess what?
What the fuck was he whispering?
Everybody's dead!
They're dead!
They're dead!
What did she do? She got a tower! Whoopty fucking whoopty!
Him split-pushing is good, even though they've been five-man fighting,
you've been literally the entire fucking game!
Shut the fuck up!
Cook.
Fucking Quinn.
There's top lane, he's the only reason you're losing, but him foot pushing this posh is
him.
Oh, oh.
Oh.
Oh.
He's taking this shit.
Oh.
Fuck you, fucking dude, babe, you'd like to do it.
Okay.
Come on, hang.
I'm coming.
I'm all upset I think.
Dead.
Dead.
He loves me, he loves cock.
Big bounce!
I
Should work out
Push get the inhibit get bottom in hip and then ash will kind of Baron
Dude finally bro, I just got me speaking differently. I'm speaking fucking tongue right now, man
Bottom in after this
I
Mean it by the minute by the minute, please please before before we go right here coming coming
Back everybody back back back it up Terry put reverse Terry we go straight here. I think no
Yeah, I mean I think you could it's gonna be a little swarming probably
You win there possibly I don't know
I think they're right. I think they're right. I think they're right. We could have won.
I think it sucked my ass.
Yeah, I agree. I agree. Everybody shut the fuck up. We don't care.
We're gonna scare right now. It's the way God intended.
Fuck, hello.
You can get all the shit.
I'll get you a little scuttle, fucking crab corn.
You motherfucker!
Can't get it, cause it's gone!
God did. Who did God did?
God did. God did.
Alright.
Group it up, top lane, shove it on it.
Let me poke.
Let's go!
Live, right, live, right, live.
Look at the CS between me and the volley.
I'm fucking huge, brother.
fucking huge brother. Oh, yeah.
Don't care about the queen. She's a matter to me.
Hello.
Hello.
of
the show
will show up
liquid liquid push it yeah I'm low health I'm sorry
no well he can drop little food for you I think
Are you guys in there?
Yeah, they're quite so loud.
Stay stunned.
Oh, what do you do?
Okay.
Oh, don't want the solutions to do this.
Hey, that's my shoving, we're doing great.
You're gonna ult that?
Or are you sorry a little bit?
Okay, good job.
I gotta turn it down, turrets dead, turrets dead.
Yeah, Quinn, Quinn got top turret.
You got that turret.
Sets dead, bronze dead.
I think they can lose this, so.
Boys are fighting, boys are fighting over there.
Okay.
The bear, the bear went in, the bear, oh my bear!
There's the damage, there he is!
Get your dope!
Get your d- bang!
Die to him now!
Die to him now!
There it is.
Fuck that, fuck it.
There it is.
Go, bro.
Did we do it yet?
Did you see the chat?
Did you see the chat?
Look at the chat!
Look at the motherfucking chat!
He said Jungle Dip, Mid Dip.
They know about us.
They talk about us.
They know.
They talk.
Everybody communicates since pigeons.
Letters.
They say that.
They're sending letters.
AOL.
AOL.
They know.
Hey!
Listen, listen.
They know.
Listen.
I don't want to make this a bother.
my shirt off oh look at my fucking damage yeah you're different you're
different by how much you're different got 58 on me oh my god I'm hearing
chatters are talking about you hearing that I'm hearing chatters maybe some
smirmers you know oh my god oh see that's what we need winstree stars right
now lock it yeah lock in lock in we haven't I'm fucking over it man we we
We got to put them in the Jansport.
Yep.
We're going to school.
We got that big binder.
But we bought the Kushini one because we
know we're going to sleep in class.
We didn't go there.
Yeah, we didn't go there.
We went there because we had to, or our mom would beat the fuck out
of us.
You know what, you know, high school in Kentucky.
Come on.
Right?
Whoa.
Michigan, relax over there.
Can't do no better.
Well, Michigan, we're a little bit higher up on the nitty-gitty.
But listen, neither here nor there, right?
Yeah, yeah, no, that's not important.
The important thing is the Winstree starts right now.
Yeah.
I'm sick of it, man.
We gotta carry these fucking brain dead morons, dude.
What is the Quinn doing the entire game?
We'll never know.
We're talking about the most mobile champ in the game, and she's in a wheelchair, you
know what I'm saying?
Where's the mobility?
You're supposed to be flying, and you're wheeling around.
Yeah, right.
You're pushing a shovel.
What are we doing?
Oh, my agile.
My ass.
What are we doing?
and sidebar
not the most important but like we won that while I had wife and kid aggro double cheeseburger
with by the way with onions
fuck you
I didn't think go there but I just I it need to be said
with onions
hutch is favorite chat hutch is favorite
Hey, you don't fuck with me, bro.
Oh, my God.
It wasn't a family buff.
I literally walked into the turret and died literally.
That's not a buff.
That's that's that's that's aggro.
That's his hat's final boss, aggro.
But if one more person adds the angry pickle on League of Legends,
I'm going to blow a gasket.
nothing worse in here oh my god it's like and you don't want to recognize it
because now they're gonna do nothing but that you know
I'm top ask me anything if you think I'm not hard-locking trundy top
I don't understand what's about to come out.
No, no.
Don't sing that fucking song.
You don't know who I am.
You got a band up. You're trying to ban Trun.
No, I'm banning Aatrox.
Fuck that.
Yeah, that's a great band.
That's a great band.
Yo, that bitch Busset.
Yo, they banned Yee. Damn it.
It wasn't a Yee game anyway.
Locking the cane right now.
Ha ha ha ha!
I
Tax speed get boom fuck it and I'm bringing ignite
No, she
That's made you good
You never know
Bitch I have motherfucking bitch. I hate that hoe
Oh, dude, he's going to saw me in half.
There's a volley game through and through, I think. That or I play brand.
Yo, if I play brand, is he going to geek?
Don't say anything, just let him come back and see what's going on.
I think this is a great pic personally. I truly do.
Yo, Junkalbrand is diabolical. Yo, lock the fuck in.
Jack thank you all for being here by the way. I appreciate every single one of you guys
Thank you all so much for the love today so many people
Whoa
What's up, man?
other just get ready
The reneg pod the reneg
Y'all have gator jerky
Now you just you literally call me over whenever you want that guy to die, okay?
Are you brand jungle? Don't talk to me for a week. Yo, uh?
Watch me real quick. Yeah, I'm watching you
Watch me watch me
I literally suck told you Chad I said don't say nothing until he sees it. Don't tell him.
Oh, we're good, bro. We're good
Believe it or not, this is like the best pick I have for this cop
Rick
right time you know what that's what he knew you gave her shit about that
you know careful now
That's an early, that's an early gank, that's an early gank, what?
Already?
That's a level 2 early gank, is what that is right there boys.
Fuck yeah.
Love that.
Oh man, that's brutal.
to uh he flashed and he ignited I would love it yeah I'm already gone I'm already
gone yeah chocolate
I'll say a GG, man
Ain't whispering chat shut up
Oh, I know you're doing things. I already mentally prepared for that. Oh
It walks in front. There's no way that just happened
And there's gonna be a moment in this game where you go what just happened to the enemy team just know I was there
oh yeah oh yeah please please oh yeah hey please carry hey hey kiss me on the lips
This big papa.
Kiss me on the lips, bitch, puss it.
Please fucking carry me.
I'm ready.
I've been waiting my whole life for this.
Hee hee hee.
I'm going to be great.
I have the most games of any character on brand,
by the way, Chad.
Are there anyone wondering why I picked brand?
It's my number one character.
Most games played on brand.
This is my guide.
My favorite character in the game.
Go.
If you can, it doesn't look like you can.
If you can walk river, we kill.
I'm going to go like that's an option.
Stole that walking top, walking top, walking top.
I don't have the E for you guys.
You're going to let go wide.
Oh, I'm here.
Oh, well, if I hate you there, we kill.
I don't really understand the Yasuo dying there.
I told him she was there, he saw her on the map and yet still pushed.
Hey, no flash, you're welcome.
He's up, son.
Wait, wait, is he on her flash?
No, no flash.
He flashed, my flashed.
All right, also bot lane is huge, we are in a great position.
Only my abilities work.
Toronto Merks!
Y'all soon as dead again.
I got level six already. Oh, yeah, we're a massive we kill this bitch
I'm gonna go for the bridge.
Speed up, son.
Hello, my guys.
Hello, my guys.
If you do something.
If you do something, shoot me, you shit.
There he is.
yeah look at bot lane showing love, they know who carried him here
Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-MESTION!
WITH THE TRENDY!
YOU'RE IN MY DUNGEON!
HE'S IN MY DUNGEON!
I SAID TO SWAMP!
Walk it on up there minions, please
Where's the ship?
Where's that bitch?
Huh?
Huh, where's she at?
On me
Bitch
Bitch
I'm absolutely shitting and pissing
So later on we came off the rip, Tachiki.
You surrounded perfectly
You need help up there no no god, no
I'm gonna come up there. We're gonna do what's it called if they haven't done it yet, which I think she's yeah
She's on there
I should have backed a while ago I got item
Careful she can be there she's probably there she is probably there
If she's not there be ready to walk into my jungle
No, she's scared as shit
She knows I'm getting massive. Absolutely. Oh, no
Yeah, I respond quick. I'll be there the moment she's there. I'll be there
Yeah, I think she's just trying to farm. I've taken her jungle like twice now. Yeah, she that's what she does
We can kill under tower when he's half is he half healthy up I
Kind of got it just all in them. We can't really it's not a very good poke fight. Okay
When we come up for now
You can't, we can kill him.
You also just hold me if you want to spawn.
There she is.
I'm so quick I build a nuke here no they're mine
There you go.
You got full red.
I don't know where Gator is.
If he comes down, well, it's good.
I'm just gonna push.
Don't know where Gator is. If he comes down though, it's good because I'm just gonna push every time.
Get him, Yoss. Get him, Yoss.
Ooh, big miss.
Ooh!
Eat up, son.
Pleasure doing business with you.
Pleasure doing business with you.
I don't know where he is, at least I can't spot him.
He's got his item.
I have my item.
chat relax your boys in flow state right now I'm not gonna make the greatest
decisions but I'm dominating this bitch okay I relax
Mike's all in me
not good there goes that as close as you get
might be a kill here you know mid lane
This item difference is crazy Oh, no ping.
Maybe I can get it off.
Alright, I got mid back in it.
Mid's getting massive.
I'm going straight to drag on this next one, then I got a full clear.
I literally help you get back in the game, get your bitch ass over here.
I don't know what this guy is again, he's fighting some shit.
Oh, I need to end this.
What the fuck did I just do?
I didn't mean to do that.
Oh
We're good
What that right in holy shit, no
I could kiss all of you on the lips. Oh, you got no idea the type of love I'm showing you guys
Who is this brand jungle you just whipped out of your ass my number one character played bro. I love brand
Sorry, I was muted. This is my number one character. I've the most games I've played in this game is on brand
I'm massive
Oh
My back for it for actually I'm a full clear
I'm going for this. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming
You live I kill everyone I told everyone either way I think on my way I
I miss. I miss my Q. Two. One. Not good. I just can't kill him. I can't fucking use
my ability, bro. No way! I hit her with the W. I hit her with the ult and she moves
in his hitbox and I hit him with the Q. Oh God. Back to farming. I gotta get this. I
gotta get this. I get this. I'm good. He just become massive up there. Oh shit. We already
won. We're good. Chill. We're so good. This last words. We're so good. We're so good.
guy even all in this game stopping shit please you know what I remember whenever
I play brand this guy is so lucky yet to the little fucking homies there with him
How annoying sometimes trying to move through these camps is
We go kill this asshole right now I have all I'm just gonna walk up stun them and then we knew them
He's all the way back now
This yeah backing
Carefully is a level up on you. Yep
Chat shut the fuck up
You know, dash dash!
What can I say I thought I was gonna like
They got me carried. Yeah. Yeah, it's like I said, it's over already carry is
I feel from and take that like, you know, the fucking two HBs that he had
we are so bro we are humongous you're absolutely massive goes on is next
look at the brand right now man oh bro look at the bot lane that's us that's me
Right there. I take pride in what I've done for them and mid lane
They were losing
Now mid lane he ain't like they to carry
I mean, no, he's one HP man. Yeah now he's got too much of a lead. I'm gonna go kill him right now
I'm sad
good job mate thank you thank you
Jeremy, I'm saying bro, it took like all these games to learn about his brand.
It's motherfuckin' that guy in the back pocket.
You've been watching him spray down with high-on.
Where's the brand?
Hold him out!
Uh-oh, I just saw my light splitter, hopefully the storm doesn't knock my power out, that
would be absolutely terrible.
Oh look, they put the two first players in the lobby up on top of him again.
Oh, here's the fucking homies.
I can come over right after this back.
He also is just beating like crazy.
AD carries might be dead.
AD carries dead.
They might go uh, they might go Baron here.
I'm here
I'm dead. I'm dead
One dead, potentially both
Yeah, the 80 carry roaming for free
come on, come on, S-Wolf, please.
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.
Oh, there he is, okay, top lane, top lane, top lane, top lane, top lane, top lane,
No, I don't mind it.
Oh, no.
Okay, okay.
Hold on.
Gator, don't play.
Gator.
Gator, don't play.
Gator, don't fucking play.
Eh, that's not it.
Eh, that's not good.
I need to get rid of this train.
We're so bad.
Oh yeah, one minute on drag,
and clear before them.
I'm just gonna do it. I'm gonna be such a problem in these team fights whenever they do end up happening like I'm not too worried
He's got to keep it to where though. I'm not getting one shot at him. We'll find
Silas is down bad, which is great
Drag up in 39
Split push and shove that motherfucker. I know but I can't
Yeah, she's here still in my camp
Nice I'm telling the gator you see the gator
I'm looking mid, she dies for this, big stun, she tanks it, she's dead, alright come straight
I'm gonna go look up in their jungle.
She's clearing, I kill.
And she's right here potentially.
She's gone.
I'm backing it up, Terry.
I'm putting it in reverse.
It sounds good.
Oh, she's on the tower.
I'm working on Hallbreaker, I think.
Yeah.
I'm going to go look for her.
Might be Thornail, actually.
Or maybe we should have Thornail or Hallbreaker.
I'm going to kill the gator, man.
Dorn?
Joss is fighting in mid.
I got Zonias, which is huuuge.
Oh, I'm gonna build that.
And then we'll get Hallbreaker after.
Yeah, you're fucking huge.
I see, you know, the one thing that, though, is like, our CS is always great.
Like, we could just, like, like,
the games when we don't CS, we fall behind with it.
Is the games where I have the entire enemy team in my jungle,
whatever I really I just I'm not good enough to get back in the game
teams fighting in the enemy jungle right now
I'm not holding, I have to double, I have to double, doobly, doobly
I miss the fume
Turning turning turning turning
Yeah, absolutely positive brother it's done good dialysis one you kill that bitch
I'll cut the other side. I got the other side. I got the other side very good. I'm online now. Oh, yeah
I gotta go boss. Yeah, sounds good. Hold on quick.
Top lane's probably, excuse me.
Okay, can I buff that?
He's on tower. I'm going there.
I'm gonna push.
Oh, it's on another level, Frank's most broken character in the game.
Oh, you have no, I'm telling you, bro, why should you get a T5?
I didn't know, I didn't know you had this in the pocket.
I
Ready
I'm 2100 gold I'm here for it though
I should have zonius we're all dead.
I zonius I lived there fuck.
I explain.
I gotta do zonius I live I went in there with the idea of zonius I didn't press it
OH SHIT!
What are you doing here?
Oh, big collapse, big collapse.
Now I do think you guys do it.
Cause I'm up, well we're up at the same time.
She gets there before me.
I don't know, it's sketchy, it's sketchy.
Whatever you think.
I'm up in seven she's up in seven
All right, I'm about to have death cap
I'm with you let's go
I'm a Sloan
Big slow big stun a W that
Now we do it
Yeah, we're doing this let's go boys. I miss W there. Yes, I did
I'll push you go back. Yeah, yeah
You go there they go this is oh shit, this is fucking elder
I had no idea this game's been going on for this long.
Oh, the kid has just crawled his way back into the game.
Well, you're about to have elder big dogs.
So you're about to be really big here in a moment.
That's what she said.
I'm gonna go get that cap real quick and then we're good to rock
Don't be a fast game
Let's go and just fucking dies 1v3
Oh my god
Yeah, you keep pushing I'm gonna go kill them up there
Yo, our gin is on some shit. Yeah, he's taking fucking steroids
She should die
I'm Thanos
Doesn't matter
Your team has destroyed an inhibitor.
Quick, someone get his ass another steroid.
Blobby blue blob, the blobby blue blob.
I'm going to go kill another spawn.
Over here, I'm going to go.
Wow!
It's different, ain't it?
Wow!
Easy mode, bro.
Genophobia.
Dude.
I like all...
I didn't like our fucking, uh, castle, though.
He was kind of cheeky.
Plus 30 LP for that?
Damn.
I'm on.
Look at you.
I'm on.
I
Think he works me to do his job
Dude, I'm not gonna lie to a man like a level 2 game. Oh, bro. You were but here's the thing by him doing that
I stole everything. I stole his entire fucking 401k
Yeah, I was good at one point in that game. I was in his jungle
Beating the shit out of him while I was taking the frog
like that's I love brand because I can just sit there and fight two things at
once with no problem I love it yeah that's a good character fire fire
I'm not going to be able to
to play more. It's hard to play
brand in the jungle in this
elo because you don't have any
engage. That's why I picked
brand. Um. With with him being
in the top lane because I knew
what that we had engaged, but
game I could but the majority of games I can't just walk up and just 1v5.
I don't want to play with DL at this moment check because we're playing comp. I'm trying to
end the day in gold. This is our rank up games. So we win it.
Cranking some cans. Oh yeah dude, I have a Zen in my lip at all times when I play League or I
I have a mental breakdown
Hey, baby
Yeah, we won a game. Sorry me and Nick lost three games each game is 35 to 40 minutes. I wanted to jump off of a bridge
What's up, baby?
Yeah, you can clean it up. Absolutely you can there you go
Yeah, long night. We're playing with CS go with peanuts after all this shebang
No, no, you're good. No, yeah, it sounds water. Yeah, you take this one though
Haley was shocked this morning that I will go to my doctor's appointment chat
She came in with the biggest smile on her face. She goes you made it
He doubted a goofle, man
Be expectable, honestly be expectable
I know you want me to live forever. I got a good 45 years in me after 45 years take me out back
Yeah, I think it might be another brand game
I love you, I think it might be another brand game
It's brand or ye and I don't want to get stunned or beat the shit out of it
I don't think it's brand because look we have too much AP. We don't have any AD if you go brand. We're all right, so volley
Yeah, that's a smart thing. All right, yeah
Yeah, you know that or I think you would have been great, but you don't get stunned
I mean, I just worry about pantheon
Yeah, okay, so what even is there shit they got a they got a fucking Vlad top Yasuo
Mid pantheon jungle wait Kane jungle pantheon karma bot what?
I
Cane shits on holly, okay, well then we got to help much we need to help we gotta be like let's go let's go run in there
Oh
Yeah, it's a terrible pic. It's a terrible pic. I should have went ye I was thinking ye
I was gonna pick ye and then I thought brand and then I don't think it's a terrible pic
I don't think it's okay, okay?
Yeah, it's on me. It's on me. Oh
We're gonna be fine about the beat of the break point out of cane pieces our top catch has a skip
That is true infinite. Nothing gets past you big dog truly
You should be an investigator
And we are agent your big details guy big details guy. Yeah, and you're just big
Yeah, not a lot of that too not a lot of neck not a lot of mess
Well, no, and not a lot of lower body. You really just all body. Oh, like small legs huge cats huge
Yeah, like weird feet if I had to guess. Yeah, you think so
Yeah, like we've talked about the toes that curve in
look like boomerangs. He does got some eagle tallies down there don't he. He
could he could go up on a branch and be just fine. Just be up there hanging
upside down like a bat. Well I'm saying wavelength I hear you.
And your foot got it and I'll say your food connoisseur. Hey motherfucking trash and all
Boy
Or so
Lucy's over here trying to eat zins. I don't want her to get sick my goodness
I
Talked knows what's up. She's oh, you know, what's crazy is
I've seen a lot of dogs like
You know, I got blue and dude. He hit that all I got to do is you do like hey, don't be that and they listen
So keep you updated Lucy the smallest dog out of all of them. She don't give a fuck. I don't do that. She's like fuck you
Don't worry that we're doing
Oh, yeah, she bullies all the dogs. Yeah, yeah
100% and if I if I went with my foot and tried to like nudge her she'd pop my toes. She's an asshole, man. It's certified
She's cool, I like Lucy
Coming
Oh
Oh no, oh no, I'm not coming, I'm going there.
The creations of mortals.
The wild remains.
Yes, I know!
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
I
Bish kill his ass kill his ass for it. Oh, they're terrible
I didn't die on that one goodness. Oh not this not this not this
I I true papa. Oh, I showed on the way
I should have ganked you, not bot, that's all it does for that.
I wonder if they are my own.
I ain't doing so good, Papa.
He's really weak though, he's really looking up, look at him.
He's a little health bar.
I'm gonna skip the camp and come straight to you, okay?
Let me finish this one up and I'm gonna be right there.
He's gonna get me.
Oh, here it comes.
hahahaha
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
Watch out he getting high
Move the aggressive by. Come on, Murkytus. From the old Murkytus.
I hate this guy though. He's so hard to see.
I really hope that Hayley cleaned out those trash cans because if not this dog probably might have gutted like three zins
So no, I think she did she came in here. Yeah, I hope so. Oh my god. I feel so bad
I'm coming. I'm on my way. I was gonna back, but I'm here. Give me two seconds
walking up
I'm fucking them up a little bit. I did a little bit of damage. I turned in three
if he keeps coming. I'll take that deal.
Don't give a fuck if you need it. All Yasuo's are just complete scumbags.
Ah, you don't got the balls.
You fucked up, buddy.
three
Are you seeing the moves help help help help help can't help
Are you seeing the moves?
I'm glad you're alive though, it's always been different so happy you're alive y'all suck
Oh that motherfuckers gonna be in the mid lane the rest of the game, you don't know
I see you there. I see you there
They suck man. You don't even understand what your boy was doing in there, man
the little frog little frog doing something doing something doing something they're doing something
yeah they're on that shit I'm getting massive get big on it baby I'm giving that drag to
lock down boy get bigger die try it
they're dead in the bot lane nope I'm going eat up son eat up son
Just finish that
Yeah, little fucking damage would be yeah, I love this from you cuz you know you bang bang back up there
I'm so sorry!
Weeeeeee!
Weeeeee!
Weeeeee!
Weeeeee!
It's okay, oppa.
Oh, jee-weeery.
I thought I had him!
I thought I had him!
I'm sorry!
Oh, I thought I had him.
I'm so sorry.
I gave one too.
At least do it together.
We used to do it together.
Oh.
We ride together.
We ride together.
Flash was up.
I didn't even see it, man.
Oh, he's doing Russian Mark II, bro.
That's pretty much it.
They do something.
Well, I sure he's getting high.
Oh, dude.
I thought I had that all day, man.
Don't adjust the mic don't adjust the mic
We're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine
It ain't good, but we're fine
I think we can testify to him now.
Damn, that came really soft to my shit, brother.
Am I trying to do this?
No, I got a pry on.
Yeah.
He dies for that, baby.
Yes, he does.
No!
No!
Look at his health!
Look at his health!
Oh.
Oh
Oh y'all she's gonna be a problem and it's all my fault
It'll be like that Tommy Tommy gonna do it
Oh Tommy's gonna do it Tommy's gonna do it and I love that Tommy's getting this
Big shut down for the kid
not a shutdown but mine when I have one kill to shut down but a three kill yas
isn't bullshit suck my balls
blood after you love and he flashed he flashed he flashed he flashed no way
he flashed dude
I want to steal the camp so I'm gonna listen to this ping. I'm breaking courage rolls 101
You stun me I stun you let's see who does more damage bitch
Get that get that
Almost died. Oh my god. Oh, yeah, so it's gonna be such a fucking problem boys. Holy shit
Good good
No, man
Yeah, no, no, no
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Shut down. You know, I'm here. Hot lanes missing.
I
Don't be by your job. I mean coming to me
By these let's use I have my
Cool that's nice beautiful
You know my guy works like right
I can sit there maybe, but I'm probably gonna die if I did
Inward that
He was fucking
I
They're like always the same plant spawns. How does that work? I'm not too sure if I'm no change right there
Can't can't can yasha did
I'm just spam clearing my jungle spamming it
It's gotta be here, man.
Bang, bang.
Good to be here.
I'm close.
I can't stand it, I'm close.
It blues up.
are
Our modeling massive
Look at this catch
What's he doing so good bro can't just get you to terrorize
Say yeah
And if it did call it
He did, don't forget about the infinite call!
He said, he said, can't scan scan, probably be weird.
They're doing the thingy, the purple thingy.
I don't know.
Oh no, I'm dead here.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
I set my bot lane up and they walk into a tornado and both die and I could have taken
drag.
Yeah, we have them and my bot lane is just standing still.
A tornado is thrown like seven feet and they both walk into it and get doubled.
That's a big swing.
Uh oh, Tommy.
Tommy, careful now.
Oh my god, he doesn't give a fuck.
I do have Zyna's, that's a Zyna's?
Oh man, I didn't even know that.
Tom is 1v3'ing right now.
He legitimately is 1v3'ing and he's winning.
Aw dude, he's he master.
He's fucking master.
Well I did not know that I had Sanya's right there so I can use it okay.
I'm here man.
Yeah he does that, he does that.
Yeah.
I thought you just used it didn't he?
It's like it's W.
That was all.
I had a farm for a little bit, dying a good bit.
I like to maybe steal here.
I'm fighting for this.
Ah, fuck.
Aw, okay.
If you still hit that, the whole team is on me, brother.
Well, not worth what I got, at least it wasn't a tank.
Oh, it was tanked down.
Shit.
Alright, 3-0.
He's gonna steal everything.
I'm gonna slap my box out.
Hmm.
I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. Good.
My entire topside jungle definitely not worth
Come on over
I'm just instead by awesome.
Oh you fucked him up though.
Wow.
What can I build?
What can I build to negate some of this damage anyone?
got that shut down. Keep, keep help. Oh yeah I mean she's the only flag three for my grasp as well so
fucking awesome I love that. Yeah I don't, I don't get to kill anyone actually.
You know what I also love, I also love the fact that um R80 carries five and one and I feel like
She's 0 and 7.
Winnable.
I will say, uh, Bolly was a terrible mistake.
Bolly was a terrible, terrible mistake.
Drags up in a minute.
That's all gone.
He probably yanked everything as well.
You got to fight with Tom, I think.
I think that's the, the win condition.
Yeah, it is great.
I think he's gonna split.
We're gonna buy it.
You should try to trick us.
Hello!
I'm looking.
Oh, shit.
Hey, back it up, Darius.
You got a lock coming.
Oh, you're just dead.
And I'm dead.
We're trying to help.
Yeah, team wipe.
I mean, Tom Kensh is just down there dying.
Yeah, yeah, Tom is uh, I've got to go with him and he just like ran down a little further
and died in three or four.
Yeah, Tom, Tom is, uh, Tom is like religiously 1v3 and I'm, I'm not, I'm not that far behind.
It's just that Yasuo is one tapping there.
I'm trying to build for him though.
We're going to have to give this sadly.
Yeah, it's all gone.
It all gone.
Damn, she killed the Vladdy like that, Cora.
I
Push couple ways wrong you just fight they are I'm done fighting
Got a fight I can win till I have armor. I'm gonna help. We gotta help. We're gonna help
Come on now
you gotta be in that fire right there man
I hate this right man
I think I'm gonna be GG's now at this point
fighting religiously with no breaks, no nothing. I'm getting chirped about clearing my fucking jungle.
Okay, you're pushing, you're playing your jungle. You're headed that way.
I'm walking up on this.
Coming.
We need to back.
Got a big buy.
He picked up a nice shutdown for Tom.
If he plays with it, be nice.
We need next rag.
They're like right here, they're like, it's a new thing.
They're blad, they're blad.
Hey, help me.
Help me.
Excuse me?
Yep.
Yeah.
Nice.
Oh, you can choose.
Right there.
Yeah, we, don't, don't fart now.
We, we, we see this for the first time.
The jungler's showing, they shouldn't be on it.
Okay, okay.
You just spam it, I don't want to get it for you.
We're close to drag.
I think we do.
We?
Hmm, maybe not.
Yeah, we could have gone fast.
Aw, fuck.
You're good.
I'll stun anyone who jumps on there.
I have my ult.
I can initiate here.
50 seconds we need Tom to go in before we do don't do anything before Tom does
Tom is our guy don't forget this time
By the mirrors behind
Where the fuck is Tom going
That's a quad running us
I
Yeah
You're there
I can't hit a W. I can't hit the W. I can't hit the W
you like that yeah I think he won't space for so much I'd be taking all my shit right
now I'm good yeah yeah I mean it's when a bullets even like we're the problem right
now that game from your boy I gotta go in with the I also saw Vlad turn around
I can try and steal but I'm probably gonna die
Every drag, oh my god.
Yeah, we've been dead for every single one.
We haven't even had an opportunity to get a drag this game.
Oh, there's split. I'm going. I'm going.
Yeah, we fight. Chalice.
Yeah, we're going. We're going.
Can't you be around for it? Go on, go on, go on.
Gotta kill the first man.
Gotta kill Yoss.
Everyone's dead.
Our Tomcansh still hasn't touched anybody yet.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG. There it is! GG, GG, GG, GG. Strungle Diff that game.
I got something for you, Rick. I got something for you, man.
That jungle mid. Can't my ass in the beginning. There we go.
Holy shit, I had him in the fucking spin cycle.
I had him in the fucking... spin.
Yeah, given Yoss that, uh, that kill was, was what lost, and I think,
I just bro, you know that champion man. It is my kryptonite every time I get a game against the y'all stay be my fucking ass
I just don't understand how it's so strong
The only way is if we kill Yasuo, I don't think that's going to happen.
I
Just wait now
So am I sadly
Okay
Me she fucking troll
It's only two it's only two it's only two guess you do it. I'm clearing
Why would you just catch this?
It's so cool and I just like
You like you lost all his work
Ladder's crazy man look at him all that it just lights the elixir lights the elixir. Oh, you're getting all that
Yeah, he won't land in time, feels bad.
Yeah, he's massive.
Look at that light steal.
He is massive.
Holy shit.
Can I go like this maybe?
No, I can't.
He's already back in full health, this is crazy.
Take a little stab at it.
Take a little stab at it, almost.
And he- I'm done!
And he did it!
There goes my elf bar!
Crazy.
What a jam.
Hopefully the pumpkin just saved them.
Somehow. Yes.
Hey, elder in a minute. If we can get elder, we got a chance.
There's no way.
what if bro what if we have to push pushing our base and I can't clear it
all the way
who knows maybe I can steal it if I go get in position to steal
I'm going to keep walking you, no I'm going for it, I'm going for it, I'm going for it.
I'm gonna show up on this. No way.
Oh, there goes me.
Bye, friend. Bye, bye.
Bye, buddy. I won't be buying you dead.
Oh, dude, he's just here. Of course he's here.
I wouldn't be. I wouldn't be.
I can't make a cool play. You just fucking come and check it. Of course you do.
Oh, shit. Over the bush.
Hit the bead.
Oh
He's out he's out
I wish it mattered
Works thinking about it
Think about what you coming in hot and it's over
I'm glad there's a plan doesn't land
has been slain
keeping on that bitch
your twitter has been destroyed
well they looking good partner
that'll be all she wrote right there
now
oh my god
hey you know i'll say it
i'll say this very rarely
i feel like we just got beat
And that's very rare feeling for League of Legends, or maybe I got a speed. I don't know
But I don't feel like we got steamrolled like every other loss we've ever lost
No, the Yas was good, but like they were clearly
It was me. I don't know man. It was me. I lost that one. That was how old you boy
That's my loss that's my loss. I didn't play good either. That's my loss dude. I am pooped
We going counter strike I think I might not what you have to bro. It's a five-man
We know no, you know, it was play it now. That's oh
No, no, I already told peanut. It's gonna be like a short night from if I did pull up
You stick it you had now
Let me go maybe go to war by myself.
Go maybe go to war by myself.
Oh.
Thanks, Roman.
Oh.
Woo hoo hoo hoo.
I think I think I think I think I think I think-
Cloaksy's bailing too.
What?
Wait, who's who's-
You know I'm gonna keep group with some cocksuckers.
You know what's gonna happen.
No, you guys, you need shot.
Peanut.
Dracking infinite.
Easy.
Oh, wait, Timmy's on CS.
Timmy's on CS.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
OK, we've got our motion.
We've got our motion.
We've got our motion.
We're playing with Hiko, so.
You're down 012.
They're down to 0 to 12.
Fat, fat and fat.
Yo I said my whole chat over there and all of us just spam fat in this chat he thought
he was getting bothered.
Yo boys can we all go spam this chat and just say fat, fat, fat, let's slam it.
Everybody go in.
Everybody go to Tim's chat, spam fat.
I love that.
Let's go.
I just okay for some reason counter strike opened in full screen and
It's GG's. Oh, maybe not look at your shot. Look at your shot. Look at your shot fat fat fat fat
Oh my god, he's getting slammed he's getting slammed
He's getting slammed
He's getting slammed
He just went up a 600 viewers getting slammed by that
If you see it, a good kill.
We're gonna see if you fucking plan.
Look, he got this.
I don't lose these, bro.
One more.
Oh, a motherfucker.
Did you see that?
Man, he hit me with a counterspell.
Oh my, did you see that?
One above me?
One for a grand.
Did you see that?
I saw you.
Yeah, but you see the Nate
It's so great. All right, how'd you stay in on yeah, I'm staying on big dog
I'll say the truth is big dog. I love you
I'm back in the next Tuesday. You already know I got I got League of Legends the tournament actually on Thursday
So I'm down to play. I'll probably trim it every day
until then
So whenever you want
We got the Daisy stuff but bro I am and I'm not kidding you down to play every night and actually make like a climb to diamond
I meant
We're getting better wait you're
Wait, you're gonna do that baby
Right now we're just I think we're gonna delay it a little bit
Everything we got the server we got everything ready to ride. It's just a matter of like timing now
All right and say GG's bro. I love you
I
Bet they go back up on control and then can wait are you full question mark not food by the way
What's control are they full whips do you know if they're five stacked or no
They're full yeah, fuck me
in my whole ass, not partially, not in a quarter of my ass.
My whole ass.
It's 751, peanut should be on soon.
Let's go death match for a sec.
Let's go death match for just a bit, warm up.
Again, this is on the same level of league.
We got a bracket.
Counter strike is the last week of the AT&T tournament.
So this next week we have a league, then a week passes,
We have 2x KO and then we have counter strike. What's up, baby?
No, I didn't even look at my phone. What'd you say?
Whatever you want, baby
What's up, that's okay. Mm-hmm positive
Positive positive positive I like
Oh man this is weird playing after cod holy shit balls change game Gab you want to work
go to work dad hurry it up oh oh man this is weird after playing cod bro this is so weird
yeah we're jumping off we're playing we're playing CS with all the boys tonight well
from what I'm hearing all the boys are leaving so whenever I say all the boys I'm saying
that very lightly. I'm saying that incredibly lightly. Get a good warm-up song on. Okay,
this is good. Alright, turn up audio just a hair. Alrighty, let's warm up, why don't
We are sweet Jesus
And I'm doing down I'm down down down down down. Oh, no
Good
of
video
found out now
found out now
shit
We'll jump in a coffe game, I just need to get my off warmed up and then we're good.
AK's feeling fine though.
I'll tell you, the last time I played CS, I felt like I'm bad full of dicks.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Lock in!
I'm playing on 60 Hertz my settings fucked up whenever I open this
So it's very possible. Let me see
No 240
Oh
Dun dun dun dun dun no
All right, go up
That first shot miss I move
No way that miss for no way you're spanking it keep talkin
Oh, you can't say that to me, man
Oh fuck
No way, bro, what am I doing?
You always play on the left side, yeah, I have for years
Believe it or not, I used to be pretty good at the game
takes a little bit to get back into it though. I definitely already feel better
than I did last time.
Holy Judd! Your mom doesn't mind it.
I was playing like it's tournament go nick thank you for the raid bro gg's today man
I got through the last one.
I like shouldered up no way.
How does that get a hit, Mark?
That's insane.
Whee!
Yo, what up, in-fan?
How y'all doing, baby?
Hey
Yeah, what up in fan, how y'all doing baby good to see everybody man
I hope you guys are enjoying the league, bro. It really is so much fun. I
Think the biggest part about the enjoyment honestly is the fact that we don't have to worry about cheaters
Like it really is so sick
Oh, yeah, dude, league is awesome
How is that a whiff no way give it to me again
They get cheaters too. Yeah, but they're so rare. It's not like it's not like artworks
every game.
well they have like uh what's it called scripting
fat fat fat fat fat
fuck you fuck you fuck you
i mean do i get in a cock game like
is this the night p don't want to be late on cs night?
Good timing.
Steel, thank you for the two months, bro.
Oh my 80s oh my ass.
Alright, we're good.
Nice little quick warm up.
Nice little quick warm up.
We're ready to rock a roll.
We'll go jump into premier match.
Just see what we can do.
See what happens.
the game. The game's team is
all filled up, I believe.
The scripting the same as
shooting. Yeah, it's basically
like the League of Legends
version of like, I would say
aim hacks, but it's not a
Max. It's movement hacks like
so whenever someone does like
an ability against you, it
automatically moves places
from where you're going to get
hit to out of range. Like
Oh, the luck of Nick Marks.
Look at that.
I appreciate you guys, man.
Thank y'all for all the subs.
Appreciate you, man.
In middle, thank you so much
for the three months, sergeant, steelhouse,
and surfs, thank you for the subs.
But yeah, it just cheats, though.
Every game has cheating, man.
It is, what did he use?
Turn that up, put it down a little bit.
Nick Johnson playing the ice,
We're playing with with Timmy and the boys. They're full right now. So we're going to go play a solo Dolo waiting for the homies. Yo Splash. Thank you so much for the 10 gifted bro. I appreciate the love. Thank you for the subs.
Debbie's in the chat. Thank you man.
They said, Whip said that they had five.
Yeah, they just got a game as well and I don't want to join them and then you know whatever
all good I'm chilling they invite us we'll go and join if not join with them later if
they're if they're playing or not are you opening cases does it bear shit in the woods
also how in the fuck is there a guy on my team named Tyrone biggums that is a GTA character
And the server that I play GTA in, I have a feeling that you sniped me!
Fuck, Nuke. I'm a gop.
Oh yeah.
Here's your $100.
Let's roll.
th
th
th
th
th
th
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
Oh, maybe not actually.
That is very true.
Very good.
Remove any notes in your head.
Oh, damn.
I hate this map.
Not where I want to be.
Great flash, man.
Incredible flash.
One playground.
One playground.
One player.
Two pushing one.
My teammate flashes me and then runs.
Oh, snap.
W play, man.
I don't know what the team is today, but if we have an open spot, I'd love to have
one
You said I had one bullet or are you saying he was I'm sure I didn't know what you had one good one bullet
well not the best to start here
why is a scoreboard for
one of the
the
of
the
of
the
of
of
of
of
of
I don't need them, not even play.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
Lock in, Hutchie. I don't got to lock in just yet.
Lock in with the game tonight, for sure.
I
Mean seeds by the way chat I did but I promise
I love this game
One one dink
Yeah, I think there's one there. What do you do? Yep
I hear one.
Look at Tyrone big, I'm just ratting it, I love it.
They're coming in.
No!
We are...
We should...
if I lose this game, I'm fucking terrible if I lose this game, I'm fucking awful
you can drop you you can drop though we should buy
Yeah, I'll figure it out, I'm in position.
We're going playcom, I'm not going to take any more of those trades, shitty ass trades.
one there careful one in bathroom
I'm gonna go out of a fucking boat boys
Alright
Mm-mm
Mm-mm
Ooooooh
Get in!
Why don't we talk to him?
You smoke weed
What's wrong?
I don't know
I
Rock him
Can you guys buy this room you still can't buy what you're gonna save
Fuck you Tyrone
Fuck you when you talk about me being broke man. Fuck you
I'm so poor
Yeah, get off my dick man, I've been shooting for ten hours a day. I'm tired
Oh bad, oh bathroom again. Nice.
One's uh, party. One's party.
I'm down.
Please, whoever's behind me, shut the fuck up.
I'm coming.
I'm dead.
You're a tourist when I...
Okay, I got an AK.
Very good, very good.
I go...
Hey Tyrone, where'd you get your name from?
If you know you know.
I don't know, I'm sorry.
Streamer named Zombie Beargates.
Move it, move it!
I'm throwing smoke!
You have no idea, it's me.
I'm throwing smoke!
That's so funny.
The other one, monster 222 there.
There's only two left.
One left.
He's there, monster, in monster.
Oh my god, I got one kill
The instinct crouch underneath my crosshair, it just isn't.
Look, I don't know if you wanted to take a photo.
You know, it's like you guys don't understand that I have been live for 11 hours and 11
minutes playing League of Legends.
Like, what, do you expect me to get on here, pop an Adderall, and just sweat my fucking
dick off for the second one, the second, whenever I the fuck I finish stream?
What is wrong with you?
Relax.
Let me chill.
That's a freaks in here, man.
That's nothing, buddy. I've been in the coal mines all day.
I've been in the mines!
I've been hanging lights!
I've been working on the power cables!
No idea what I've been through!
No idea how hard my life is!
And I'll still drop a hundred kills a game!
Shut the fuck up, man.
Nice, that's bomb.
I'm gonna try snuff, oh I've done all that shit bro, every last bit of it I've done
All
Hudge play like it's the tournament
Bro am I gonna have to sweat my balls off and you guys just shut the fuck up. Oh guys up
Pop it in his in
God forbid a goop of a laxus, God forbid. It's the end of the world.
God forbid, we just streamed League of Legends for 11 hours. I want to hang out and get my dick twisted,
but everybody's in the room and won't leave.
Come on. God bless.
I'm even going to pop a neurogum to wake up for y'all.
Just so you shut up.
Do you want to keep playing D here?
Yeah, yeah, this is due until it doesn't work.
Okay.
It's worked, it worked, it worked.
I got a kill.
My first in several rounds.
Yeah, I can smoke the tunnel in D.
Laying down smoke.
I'll give you some coverage.
Thank you, sir.
One flashback
One monster at least
Was it smoke police? It was
That's just a song
Not good
What is happening
The fuck is happening you're telling me I can't pull out a name without a guy walking in front of me
You're telling me I can't even shoot my gun before he walking backwards one taps me across the fucking sewer
Are you jacking me off?
the fuck is going on I play the game holy shit I finally decided to play it I
get absolutely shit on
We're just gracious
Everybody go I'll be the one who makes I'm the one who knows
I'm down one more party about to get pushed
One more tree.
Always does Tyrone, don't worry you got 20 kills, you got this Bubba.
I've been broke this whole half site and just dying on repeat
I just like, I got like, IRL network lag right now, my eyes are just not registering what I'm saying
Now I'm just like, delayed
I should have cancelled as well, fuck it
Is peanut even on?
Oh, how is it 820 and you're not on you little peanut talk sucker?
Oh, you just got on?
heard me. I love how there's a reason for every miss. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Go, go, go.
I even hold.
Yeah?
It's territory.
This is why you're strong.
Someone goes party every round.
Someone come party now?
I
Relnet work lag bro. IRL network live
Be still party less one party just got bomb
We're gonna go monster now away he goes here. Thank you, baby
No, no don't hide me up now don't hide me up now y'all been talking shit for 35 minutes don't hide me up now fuck you
We drop three in this pistol around real quick. Oh, and I got food. I needed this so bad
Hmm. Hmm. Oh, yeah, I should go up.
Don't be right.
There's one here.
Two.
One more monster.
They're coming down.
That's what happened?
Oh my god!
Hell yeah!
I'm gonna live in town on the ladder you guys want to go be again trying to get the
uh... we have guns
you should probably go ahead
our AK down, somebody needs it
five
six bullets
play together
gonna be holding that tight corner
I
Got me
That's a full save we should go be fast
Fuck him up
of
the
one of the
one of the
one of the
Oh
I'm eating
Deals
Take knife for me. Thank you, baby
You're looking for me
I
Oh
Okay, and then mr. Merck said he plays with that as well. I know Merck's is gone
All right, okay
All right, who are you replacing with who you replace it with? Uh, dl's that hillboy. He wants to do some practice as well
Who's dl?
Oh, oh shit. Yeah, get him in here. Oh my goodness. Yeah. Oh my god. We gotta go tell him
Hey, give me some government. I'm truly
Did you get me?
The enemy
You're trying to have us improved. He still so she can beat us in the tournament. You see that hot? Oh, man
I'm locked in I'm 4 and 13
Stop shit
I don't know what he's doing. He's sitting in my chat. He's been sitting in my chapter like 10 minutes
Him die or or we got octopus is in here
It's sexy
We got slurs in here. Yeah, we got slurs. We got slurs and and sexy octopuses and
Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
Get on in here, come on.
Come here, come on.
I think he's almost, he has to be joining a day in Pony.
I mean, you've hit every day of your loves.
Any moment now, I mean, any moment now, any moment now.
I had to write a book to get this guy to play with us tonight, by the way.
a whole buck.
Can we use scroll up on our DMs just to get this guy to play the knife?
It's just I'm talking to fucking Michael Jackson trying to book him for a show.
Uh, come on, let's go.
Uh, hmm, hmm, what are you doing, guys?
I'll tell you, for a guy who doesn't stream much, he's the busiest man alive.
Busiest man alive, busiest man alive.
Man, I agree, I agree.
Really?
He's a busy beaver.
He's a busy beaver.
He is the busiest man to ever exist.
Hey!
I mean, he's on that grind.
You know, Delilah, he's on that grind.
He's on that grind.
He's on that grind.
There he is!
Welcome in, Clunks.
There he is.
Thank you for making Ruben your schedule.
Clunksie?
Hey, guys!
Hey!
The man himself.
Hey, man!
Hey!
Hey, what's going on?
What's up?
What's how you doing?
Hey, hey, guys, you know, hey, hey, I'm going to burn all of our Pokemon cards.
That's like $9 with stuff.
I got I was going to go.
I was very tired, very tired, right?
Yeah, I'm like, I can trouble get away.
Score I like it way, right? Yeah, he's on me liquor. Oh
Yeah, oh yeah
Yeah, oh
Yeah
Good thinking good thinking mr. Cogs eat good thinking do you feel much more awake right now?
Yeah, I feel way more awake way more with you. I have my signature another
after
yeah I just got word from Mr. Merrick that he did in fact bail
Yeah.
Super shit.
Yeah.
Um, by the way, Needshot, he doesn't use his DMs, he uses something else.
DMs?
I have to talk to him through like another guy.
Oh, through this guy?
Yeah, I forgot his name.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We see here.
this is it for your information peanut my Pokemon is a hundred times worth more
than your stupid CS ghosts and fuck you
I'm so bad.
Counter-terrorist.
I'm gonna leave.
I knew I'd struggle.
I blew through here.
Gotta be careful.
The wind is strong tonight.
Gotta be careful.
Gotta be careful.
Get him out of here!
Okay.
Alright. Double MC's coming.
Double MC's coming.
shot down and we're good to go well nade shot is playing with him and they are in round
10 to 8 right now for them okay 10 to 8 perfect okay i'm gonna open cases relentlessly until
everybody's ready
what a crazy time to have three people
I'm back. Welcome back. Sorry I had to drop an elbow on your significant other. Got
Fuck you, you can't fuck right.
I'm sorry, I'm answering before Quokci. I'm in a fucking game in the cell.
Um, I want to...
It's a really strange time to have four people in the game.
Just one or two. Just one or two.
We're just going for a quick goal. Just a quickie. Just a quickie.
Get shot right up for the battle and shooing.
she'll wait. Yeah. Mute this court until we finish this game. Holy shit. I'm in hell.
Give me out. Give me out. Give me out. I have no idea what phase this knife is. Zero
I think phase four pretty sure it's phase four
No one's gonna come flying clean knowledge I need
I mean
Give me out give me out
You put all your skins I
No idea what that means zero clue actually boss you put all of your skins
No clue without what means you lost me
oh that says pull and I said put Jesus on place I did the entry I'm so fucking
tired I'm flashing myself this is all gg's it's over
Oh my god already get me out I can't read I can't read eyes burn 10 hours a
league bro my brain is like scrambled
I don't know how I ever played this game for 10 hours a day not that I ever
did I probably played like six seven hours a day my god I don't know how I
I did it young hush was different I guess
I'm at look this a million
Yeah, we'll bring you back. We'll see we'll play a game and if I'm fucking bitch tired up probably
Yeah, you have
And that's gonna tell me you're only gonna open cases if I open cases
I'm only opening cases if you open cases.
No, no!
But then if I open cases, because you open cases,
you have to buy more.
Oh my god, are you serious?
And then if you buy more, I'll buy more.
I gamble on a Friday night.
Yes, exactly.
I'll sell this to you as well.
I'm the same, but on the internet.
I mean, are you Satan?
Are you Satan's self?
I hear this guy
You're a piece of shit, folksy
You're a piece of shit
That's what I'm saying, I'm saying
You're joining
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
You're a piece of shit, folksy
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
I looked at the job, but then everyone said I was a fucking twisty, so
It's the truth
Good, good
I only got three cases left, and I've gotten literally done.
I'm not really done with Jafar.
After what I just went through in that last game, oh my god, I just went past a fucking
red.
I want to die.
Yeah, I've seen three reds so far.
It's not even close to landing on him.
I literally just missed one.
No way.
I think landing one away from a red should be a crime, a punishment for my death.
Yep.
I agree.
Last game, last game, last game, last game.
That was a nice red.
Fuck.
Hey, that was fun.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Ah, save the city of glass.
Uh-huh.
Like you do.
Like you do, like you do.
Look, guys, they may know where Nate's at, Ace.
He is in a game with him.
He's in a game with him.
Oh, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot.
What's this going out?
Uh, who is our...
Fifth?
Doublelift.
Doublelift.
Doublelift and Nate's on the way for him.
11 to 10. 11 to 10. Oh, it's only games. It was done good.
You get a couple more days. I was going to carry the most. I haven't got off the game
and they're going to buy all the jobs. Close. Did you see? Yes, I am. Did you see nice other
performance in talk of duty black talk seven no i heard you i heard you guys one now yes yes
we did yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes i was about my specific moment
the only thing i saw from the tournament was uh someone on scum's team killing five of them
the only p2 yeah on round 11 who's yeah it was over time it was like round 11 and someone
That's when your boy clutched up at the end there.
We actually we actually only want to get scum's team the first time because his own teammate.
I forgot who she was but.
She do you remember a day much.
What was the name?
Lily it's like he was it's what he said the whole story about and peanut didn't listen to a damn word of anything you just said that's the only thing I saw from the party.
He just said that.
No, you know you said that that you do that you saw with somebody want to be fired with a pink to Vinny
Fuck
What? Yeah, you drank when I was there when you were pregnant with me.
I'm sorry, yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm for 20 more cases.
Stand back.
Gold's on the way, buddy.
Gold?
Gold is crazy.
I got the bed!
Just pass on by!
You have a fleeting, fleeting remembrance of it.
I cannot believe.
Get your free service, Nuttle.
I cannot believe such activities.
I don't know how to do that.
Yeah. What's the next game?
What's the next game? Oh, Feed the Tournament?
League of Legends, League of Legends.
League of Legends. I love League.
I saw a Twitter post today of Hutch saying that everybody who plays League is low IQ dumb people.
Stand by it.
I was also clipped before that was clipped during a rant of me saying how league is the
most toxic game that I have ever played and has individuals who play it who are borderline
jumping off of a fucking building in a video game, of course, every single game.
I mean, P, I'm not kidding you, like, you know how in Counter-Strike, someone fucks
up and you're like, ah, man, what was that?
And an argument to and you'll probably still keep playing league is like, you know, like,
They'll die. You put one question mark on the map or you say what was that or anything?
They are running it down mid and throwing the rest of the game the rest of the 40 minute game
The fact that you even have match like party a match chat on is
I mean, I'll be honest if someone question my like if I if I'm playing jungle and I dive and someone question marks me
I mean, they're like
I'm going I'm going I'm going 0 and 15
and then every day I'm going 15 on the rag
good dude this afternoon this pussy
think it was the issue with league is
whatever's gonna come I play I know I
just get Chapman but me too he is like
were you playing on Saturday
You can fuck yeah, what's
You're in the clear
Apparently double is ready. He has access to this you know, right? I don't think he's ever been in here
Let me take a little check. I think he has I think he has been here. Let me let me go take. Yeah, no idea
Hmm. Oh
My god, he's fucking has it. All right, let me see if anybody
the amount of people cloaks I've had follow me into my jungle and try and steal my games
in the last three days.
Let's say I had played 10 games it was like four to five of them.
I had that happen.
Why, why does it, okay, although I've believed in.
And what?
He left.
He's trying to send an invite.
He an idiot.
Yeah.
It's been a while since I played with him, but I think he got done.
guys how do I make it to the server in mice on this one or not do a specific chat
no idea good luck oh my god oh my god good luck oh wait oh wait he's in here he's in here wait
double land how you wait wait i draw the right person
Oh, yeah
Friday used to be
Local Wendy's and that place is crazy. I I actually caught slurs a live. I was literally watching
No, no, no, no, I was liking it those damn
I'm just missing Dave's out where's he at is his game. They just went to OT
you
Let's just keep it joint play one by ourselves. It might not let us be easily at them on five
Well, now we have to figure out to y'all
They start again. I have to have started a game at seven o'clock by the way. They did you think so?
Yeah, they have because
Yeah, they
Made it 745 and I haven't played a game yet
Yeah, they have to have started at exactly agrees to play a video game at 7 p.m. And then start to see us too much at the same exact time
the generic gamers
Good good good good good good perfect list. I'm gonna be honest. Nate shot is
Probably the dirtiest human being on this team and kind of strike
Like he has been grinding whatever he needs to do to be ready for the
the ending of the tournament.
He does whatever he wants.
The guy, the guy, the guy, the guy's been.
No, that's a truck.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, is anybody else on this game right now?
I am.
I am on, but I want to go edit.
I'm changing myself to AIDS Coyote.
Oh, people definitely won't know it's you.
Do you think that's too known?
Yeah, you have it on everything. Yeah, double double and send me send me your see friend code age on age only
Let me choose a new day. Let me choose a new name. I got you buddy. I got you, buddy. Coyote AIDS
Coyote AIDS. You think that's good. You think it's good. Oh, yeah, that will slip right now. No, no way
No way. No way. They don't know why they don't know what I mean. Hold on. Let me let me be of a creative name
Let me be of a creative name
That will slip past
anyone
Well, it's your duty to invite me to the table.
Got you, got you.
Okay, alright.
Okay, alright, I got it.
I'm scared of what this name's about to be.
I I have I have I have the game
What pregnant
It's a secret name
Sorry, sorry
Don't tell anyone. Oh, yeah, sorry. That's a great one. I was a really good one. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I see
Ylang, Liorio, Kevborg, and Ben Huckleberry. Any of that you guys? That's me. I'm Ylang. Super
Secret Squad. You are not appearing online, Mr. Super Secret Squad. Yes, I am. I see you. I'm
You're a rodent.
Look, I'm pregnant, rodent.
Lovely.
Thank you.
I said you would invite your team.
There you go.
Who is high, B, and high, low, A, D, R?
That's him.
That's him?
No, him is Chuck Ate the Cheese.
No, that's Chuck Ate the Cheese whips.
Oh, my god.
Koshy, what's your name and game?
Should be barcode.
Chuck Ate the Cheese?
I don't see you at all.
try finding the team I see you see if I could join you open your party I see you I see I'm
inviting you there you go I now you see now is the message I so it goes legal
edges is your next one right and then after that's what 2x kale
the fuck is that fighting game legal legends lore
all right oh that's a new one
that's cool
and then last one CS I'm assuming
yeah kind of strong nice
I
Will say I'm excited to watch you guys for the week
I'm excited. I'm
I get excited a lot. Oh
Nice looks you play Lee. I'm not really I used to be decent
But I know what I hear
your in brother sister
Yeah
Brother sister deluxe edition
PR VR edition
Wow dude
You're furry to it
Approaching 8 p.m. And we haven't gotten to the game where the fuck is they John?
They just went to double OT
What not even
Are you fucking here? I'm not even kidding. Why would they start a game?
If I could play right now play right now
No, we can't
wait
Why would they start a game on stand up on the back chat? I'm ending
I'm tired. I don't want to sit here. I'm gonna sit here in silence and just relax. I don't want you guys to sit here and watch me do absolutely nothing.
We'll be live again early tomorrow for a full day league all day long. Locking the fuck in solo Dolo all day long. I appreciate you guys, man.
Thank y'all so much for chilling. Thank y'all so much for hanging out. I'm still gonna play with the boys, but I just want to be able to sit here in dead silence and do nothing.
and do nothing. Okay. I love you guys, man. I'll make sure I get some practice and I promise
I'll make sure I keep playing so I'm not absolute shit ass. And I'll see you guys in the morning.
I love you guys, man. Have a great rest of your night. Have a great rest of your day
and I'll see you beautiful people tomorrow. Okay. Hey guys again for challenge today,
dudes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'll see you in the morning 10 a.m.
EST 10 a.m. I wake up earlier. I'll start earlier, but probably just 10 a.m. EST
I'll keep y'all updated man. I love you. I appreciate it