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SLUR SATURDAY | I'LL EVENTUALLY GET OUT OF PLASTIC 3! FOR NOW WE PRACTICE FOR ANNIHLATOR CUP WK2 !att !dayz
05-09-2026 · 10h 21m
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I'm not fake smart women, yet I'm a lie that you choose to believe in.
Guess the truth kinda lost all meaning, and I'm enjoying the view.
Well, I've been a loving lover, I've been a trusting brother.
I'm taking my time to recover, and picking it up when I'm better.
This is going to have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start sucking some dick.
We need a hero.
We need a hero.
That's Coachy because he has no job.
He kills whatever we can because again he has no bitches and no job.
We need a hero.
I'm the hero.
I'm holding on for a hero for the end of the night.
He's gotta be strong.
He's gotta be fast.
And he's gotta be fast on the fight.
I'm the next hero.
It's not much of your knowledge, it's not much of your magic
Let's see what's the pattern that drives you crazy
It's not much of your magic
It ain't me, it ain't me
I'm going to send this child down, down, down
It ain't me, it ain't me
I'm the only one
I'm gonna go to the ball, man, he's the way to the basket
Ooh, they're getting wild, too
Ah, I'm gonna go to the basket, man, man, he's the king
Ooh, that's what the king meant to let you know
He's gonna make it, he's gonna make it
I'm gonna send the song
He's gonna make it, he's gonna make it
You can't touch no one but me
Come on, I got a little beating
I'm looking at it
I'm not afraid of death
I'm a ruthless sighted hero
Come on, come on
I'm scared to go
I don't want to shoot to kill
I don't want to hit
Come on, come on
Get the heat
Get the heat
I know that this is all
It's all done
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know if you like this.
Yeah.
Here, maybe along the, uh.
Can it?
Oh, you liar.
You liar.
You liar!
No!
Ha, ha, ha!
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch!
Three big balls.
Look what we playing here.
We got a big dick.
Restaurant Hogan's Hangout.
Okay. Oh, yeah, I feel a little bit. You can say. Yeah.
Yeah, Ripley's mom. She's very great. When you're in a five mile radius of her, you can smell that pussy stink. Oh, yeah, that's
and I had all day and people saying get down on it, get down on it
get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it
come on then, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it
how you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
and dance by standing on the wall
get your back up, up and off
and tell me how you gonna do it
if you really don't wanna dance
by standing on to all
get your back up up and off
I heard all about the music
get down on it
come on then
get down on it
if you really want it
get down on it
you've got to feel it
get down on it
get down on it
get down on it
come on then
get down on it
baby baby
get down on it
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still made of dirty ducs, what should I do?
the street.
Hey!
Good morning, gentlemen and ladies.
Good morning, good morning, good morning.
Hello.
Hello, hello, hello.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
Yo, is this headphone?
Don't say I got it.
Hold.
Hold.
No, we're good.
I thought, dude, I thought the headphone was going out.
I thought one of my drivers was going to be here.
was going out I thought one of my drivers was cooked oh that was sucked good morning everybody
I hope you guys are all doing a fantastic I think we have yeah don't we have another pair I have
another pair here right in case that does happen yeah I don't know if he's even fucking yeah let's
be honest you know a big fan saying for the tenor good morning boss man another mod be they today
Today is happy birthday to Kern.
Kern?
It's your birthday, will we?
Kern?
Happy birthday, Kern.
Gav, don't work.
No, Gav works.
He's just always late
or doing something
or his powers out.
You know?
Gav's like a tenured teacher, you know?
You can't get rid of him because they've been around for too long.
But you gotta give him tough love, you know what I'm saying?
There ain't no getting rid of Gav, he's been here since fucking Nahm.
I give him hell every day.
But I give him shit every day.
day every day I'll give him shit don't hold him back good morning everybody oh
man dude I I don't know what happened to me last night but I was so tired during
the Counter-Strike stuff I'm actually so happy I had this dream I literally sat
here was just dozing off I had a couple of drinks drinks and whiskey did not sit
well with your boy. I was, yeah. Long day yesterday. Long day
yesterday. Long day. Good morning from Greece. Good morning,
man. There's an update for the aisle. What was the update? Are
you talking about the, uh, the Hoard servers?
You look tired now. Don't worry. I got my cup of coffee.
exclamation mark coffee in the check it's your hut your milk coffee today God bless
ah what's the update
stegostuff well I'm just not I'm just not excited about stegosha
Was anyone playing oh, yeah, here's one
Yeah, I mean no one even has like update in the title, so it's I don't think it's that big I
Don't think it's that big of an update
You should watch the prodigy 4.0 meeting why
You see the brawl at the UFC event? I didn't.
One second. Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold. Let me open it up. Let me open it up. Damn,
let me get my socks off first. One moment.
All right, clip cue is now open. Post your clip to the chat.
Yeah, I mean bro, nothing to report this morning. Listen, I woke up about
about 30 minutes ago, rode out of bed, went to a shower and got directly on stream.
Game plan today, man, we're chilling.
Slur Saturday, beautiful day, wonderful day, you know what I mean?
One of the best days.
I hope you guys wrote all of them down in the book and ready to rip them today.
We're probably just going to get some bracken.
I think Nick is taking the day off, correct?
And Pham, he's off, right?
Yeah, cause he's deep sea fishing, right?
Crankle?
Yeah, he's fishing.
Damn, so y'all stuck with me?
Y'all stuck with your great uncle?
Damn, we got three rules here.
Rule number one.
If you got a chicken thigh or a chicken leg, it's mine, period.
Okay?
Ain't no sharing no KFC family size bucket.
You ain't allowed to have none of it. That's all my number two
Not and this is the most important. We do not
feel
With any type of neglect
anger
Negative negativity
Or anything else in the direction of a Diet Coke that is probably the most important
No, die coke slander in here because I will kill you in a video game, of course and number three
No getting offended if you get offended take the snowflake out of your ass and shut the fuck up
Welcome to the street. Welcome to this train. Let's watch some clips
4.0 for pop
I got no proof, I knew it properly, honestly, I'm a prodigy
Never with the freaking effronzilla, cause I gotta be better than everybody who probably wanna job for me
Six new whips, cause mama be chopping broccoli
Ooh, a mousetide in a southside killer, cooking up a brick of the sticky and I deliver
Top chase, hervin' two ellipses, I got a murder, cause the kid can't trust somebody who ain't a quitter
I need some money, so I get the bomb metal, flip a hundred K and then I throw it in the ghetto
Bring a new pistol, get him dead, select your ghetto, then I swerve out fast like I'm Dominique Moreno
You're so good running in these streets
I don't need a dog, I don't need a dog
Lane!
Your colors protect your sense
So at six feet deep, where your body rests
So give a fuck, I'll fuck it straight
That's the lifestyle of a GD state
Doin' some good shit so we get paid
Yeah, we gon' get paid
Pack it up, pack it up, back to back
Flip it up, double it, get runnin' back
Never leave my listin' cause I'm still out south
Pull it in the sky, why you ask who's that?
I'm so this is like the update I'm trying to I'm trying to like keep up there's so much stuff going on
But nothing going on at the same time. What is it? Is it just like the trailer like this?
Just like the hype up. This isn't like the announcement going on. It's just like the teaser. Oh
It's the environment. Oh, I didn't see that part. Okay, it's the environment got it got it
Runnin' in the street, got all the young people
I could make y'all pee, make your colors protect your sex
So at six feet deep, wear your body breasts
Don't give a fuck, fuck, fuck, get spray
That's the lifestyle of a GTs' gang
Do some yoga shit so we get paid
Yeah, we gon' get paid
I know it's low, y'all pros, city, y'all killed
With the gold on the hip badge, every lesson killed
I'm tree-shramed, but the block stay dead
So I control where I gotta make a killer out of sex
And I'm free with the talk, but I'm still a-
Boom!
Radio tackle, but I'm deep in the game, cold in my head and the streets and my veins in the ball
Oh, the ancient scroll of the full master
Hey, there's
Live!
I don't listen to forgiveness and I don't want an apology, I'm the law mother of the world
Boston?
Let me think of something brand focused up like here, 38 scrubbing your face when you boxed in
When you start with 100 from the doctrine, you gonna stop buzzing, then we poppin'
Feels so good running in these streets, I don't need that to make y'all bleed
Yeah, that's my character, yeah
Where your body rests, don't give a fuck, 5-4 kids spray
That's the lifestyle of a GV space
I mean, that look cool
Yeah, we gon' get say
That look really cool
oh shit environment destruction would be freaking insane that looks cool man that
looks cool that would be really really sweet that's not even the trailer yeah
It's just the so it's like the it's it's the the type of environment the game is going to be built around right
Like the type of feel that it wants that they want it to be
That makes sense
Yeah, okay
God environment destruction before GTA 6 brother. Oh my god
that. It's crazy the amount of things that have happened. Those who don't know, for those
who are new to the channel, my start, when I first started really streaming, it was on
GTA RP. I did it for years. And I put on a server originally called NoPixel. I played
on that for an extended period of time probably like what you have four years five years four
and a half years I always get my timelines mixed up it was like 2018 2018 to 2022 maybe three
what did prodigy pop up
vote. It doesn't matter. And then prodigy became a thing. And we all moved over to prodigy.
We just kept getting banned over on Pixel and all that. We're having fucking DOJ, Diddy
parties and all kinds of fucked up shit and we move over to Prodigy which we
ought we I'm gonna be honest we had a DOJ party over there as well I'm not gonna
lie I mean that shit just follows you everywhere it doesn't matter where you
are everybody just trying to get after it I guess something about the RPC where
everybody just they're just trying to fuck at all times it's just like God
I'm trying to rob you of your money right now. You know, like can I not hit you with my car in peace?
Got you being a little freak
anyways
Bought it you went through him went from 1.0 2.0 3.0 now 4.0, and we still don't got GTA 6
And what the hell is Rockstar doing?
God!
Insecure Gamer is living in a fantasy, that's why.
You want to know the real reason, in my opinion?
Because these motherfuckers, I'm not kidding you because I was one of them at one point.
In terms of time in the game, these people put in 8, 10, 12, 15, 16, they are living
more hours in GTA than living in real life.
Not the Diddy Party shit, I'm talking about the grind shit.
I'm not kidding you, at one point in my life, you can ask ZB, Zombie Barricades, he will
vet me, even Gav, because Gav was with me, bro, we would wake up.
Server restart was at 3 AM.
Or, I'm sorry, that was after time change.
I think it was at 1 AM or 2 AM.
He was at 2 a.m. Restart was at 2 a.m. That's what it was. I would wake up and restart
2 a.m
Get in the queue usually I've get in but then the next one was at noon and
Because I think it was like 10 hour shifts or whatever
And I would jump in the queue and be like
250d this is back when the server was like 36 slots
like really early or 72 slots I'd be like 200 plus in the server queue and I
would sit there and I would like go and eat dinner come back check the computer
am I in the server oh I'm not in the survey at fuck leave go watch some TV
with my wife get up randomly at the time she was my girlfriend get up randomly
walk in am I in the server now the moment I would get in the server I would
play from the second I got in to the second the server restarted and if I got it at the restart I'd
play again. Whenever I was with the Mets I would play all night long because it was the only time
I could get in the server and then I had workouts at 8 a.m. I would stay up all night, work out,
sleep during the day, repeat the process. Bro, I was, dude, I was grinding that shit, man. I was
grinding that shit. I loved it. It was so much fun. And it was just a cool experience because,
you know, I was the first time actually playing with other people and like streamers. So
it was really, really cool. But I got banned about probably 30 times. It was hell at the same time.
I think they did the math one time. On NoPix I spent like a total of 30 plus full days,
30 days. I'm not talking a portion. I'm talking over like two years, three year period. I spent
over 30 IRL days worth of hours, 24 hours of the day sitting in the video games prison.
I kept getting caught every day. I was in the prison for 30 days collectively over multiple years
of playing. It was crazy, man. It was crazy. I think your boy from Louisiana. Oh, sorry.
I appreciate you, bro. Thank you so much. Have odds up for the 20 gift and W's in the YouTube chat. You're a legend, bro
Thank you see announcement of 4.0 busting. Uh, no, listen, man. I
I've said it before I'll say it again. Oh, GTA is one of those animals man. Once you go there
It's hard to just dip your toes in it in terms of like playing it and in terms of
like it's a weird. It's a weird environment because you can't just show up and play like all these other games, you can walk up, you can load up cod, you can load up arc, you can load up league, just load it up, play it and you're good, you're right there with everybody else.
everybody else. GTA, like, you have to play it for like months,
just for people to actually take you serious. I'm not even
talking about taking you serious is in like respect my
storyline. I'm talking about just, just play in the game, just
to even get involved with anything. Because the last
thing I want to be doing in the morning, and you all remember,
It's just driving around in fucking circles.
Just driving around in circles doing jack dick, nothing.
Listening to salty pussies yell and screaming cry over every little thing, like I just don't
want to deal with that, literally at all, like zero percent of me, nothing.
Even if they said hey, hutch, we'll let you run all the PD stuff, I still wouldn't, I
still wouldn't go.
It's just, it's hard to get into man.
It's very, very hard to get into.
So I don't know.
At some point, maybe.
Don't do it, man.
I know you want to do it.
But yeah, I've said it before.
Write it down, put it in a bottle.
A lot of people will do that.
I know this.
They put it in a bottle?
Write it down, put it in a bottle,
throw it out in the water.
What does that do for you?
It's just like messaging a bottle.
It just gets it out of your system.
Just get the N word out.
But you wanted to get out to the world,
but without it being known or seen.
Just let the Lord do what he wants with it then.
Get the word out in the water.
on you look at that imagine you roll up on one of them on the beach let the
Lord do as he pleases me yeah if it gets to one of the sharks are well but
imagine it gets to China and some dude opens it up and he's not saying it
So we kept pulled back up Tommy says you, Ty and Tom.
I bet this video is awesome.
I don't want to watch this early in the morning.
So this week's response to your comments is a topic that's close to many hearts which
is hair loss.
We've got a comment from Phil Rowland, a comment, Abraham please make a video on hair loss
treatment.
I need the facts.
Well, it's time for some evidence based information.
Hit that like button if you're fired up for this.
They ran out from behind the tank.
We have so many filter videos today.
What is this?
HAHAального
Well, one better play this!
Then what the fuck is stopping us from just throwing ourselves off a bridge and giving
up and saying, yeah, the planet is dying, the government hates us, the animals are leaving,
the aliens aren't contacting us, or we might be alone, it just might be you and me, but
We want to go
Go
Break me down
Marry me, marry me, marry me, marry me
This will end
Peak
Peak! Bring me back, Peak.
Press Daddy.
I'm not giving you a best will to check.
Where's daddy press daddy
No
Good boy, I love you too you say
Good boy
No more
I already gave you a bunch of vegetables.
I love you.
Thank you.
You're on a diet, remember?
No.
I don't know why, but today seems like it's gonna be a great day.
Hey, you're gonna wake the others.
Panera.
Run, run, run, run, run!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Now!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
This person next to me is a psycho.
This person next to me is crazy.
Hey, can you go give me a water?
I'll time you.
Oh boy, it's right now.
Wow.
How about these hats to be April fools, though?
Yo, fool my brother.
Stick to shoes, brother.
Yo, what?
Yo, stick to my fucking shoes, bro.
God damn it.
We're in the moon well feeling the aura. I'm gonna show you the ultimate palette and looks maxing routine
Bust it bro. What are these clips today? Yeah, what in the fuck am I watching these things?
I'm gonna want to make a tunnel sandwich you can shove it right in there
Look at this and you can get all the way down in there and pride open. Look at that
I
These clips are awful
All right, what is this give a grip your butthole with both the hands, yeah, why did it go?
I can't say I have no.
Oh sorry boss.
Sorry boss.
That's good.
Very confident question.
Yeah that's all I know it's just gonna be my no talk.
This guy has the most insane.
Oh this mullet is insane.
So this fella right here his name is Jennings Dunker and he's one of the best linemen in the entire country
He's six foot five three hundred and sixteen pounds of pure
Wavy, thank you was doing an interview when he talked about his pregame Mac leave the race in the day of Aquinas
Reavers, thank you. It just shows that I love you
FL or in college football are just treated like prize pigs
They just got fatten you up as much as possible. So let's go over his routine. Shall we so the day before an Iowa game
He's eating two to three servings of pasta with meat marinara sauce a couple of bread rolls a 12 ounce steak and two serving the fruit
That's enough to put me in a coma, but we're still going from there then just three hours later
He's eating three hamburgers three bags of baked lace chips drip drop hydration mix and a hot chocolate then on game day
He wakes up 7 15 a.m. He eats four pieces of toast two bowls of Wheaties a couple of pancakes two chicken breasts
24 ounces of water and hydration mix under two hours later
He's eating four more pieces of toast and another chicken breasts one hour later
He's eating gel a honey stinger energy waffle and choose and hydration then during the game
He's drinking powerade water and then more of those waffles and shoes half time same thing
Then after the game he goes to Culver's and gets a double bacon cheeseburger
Family-sized order of cheese curds or onion rings and then three sides of French and just under 24 hours. This guy consumes
10,640 calories that is absolutely
Absolutely insane says that it's not funny has a giant cut going into the game
But it's the price you got to pay. Let me know what you think though. Would you be able to do this in less than 24 hours?
Yeah, yeah, no problem. Yeah, I'd be able to think
Yeah, no problem at all. No problem at all
Oh
Been jiggling long dude what's one sexy play her whatever that's called
Two targets. That's the one on the left. You go right. Go ahead. Go. One second, so long, he's moving.
Get down. Don't move or bustle.
I
What the fuck did I just watch?
Bro what the fuck is going on?
I don't know why I'm even complaining why is nobody why is nobody nice to peanut why
shouldn't we let him have it yeah we're not clean I'm saying I'm saying I said I'm saying
nobody nice to Pina why shouldn't we let him have it yeah we're not queen I'm
saying I'm saying a 750 thank you boss but she's always pissed off at him
folks he's always pissed off of them everybody's always so fucking pissed off
at him because he loses all the money thank you boss thank you boss thank you
boss the other bosses never gave Peter the sock before
what do you do with that sock I don't want to know
The hardest fucking thing a guy can do is make a little noise.
We're gooping, we're gooping!
Oh, is this that zombie fighting game?
Close the door!
Close the door!
Close the door!
That is what you call survival.
That is what you call survival.
Chad, I'm just going to be honest.
we run into a door I'm in there first you ten steps behind me and you got zombies three feet
behind you oh sevens do you or I pee you I ain't saving you huh what if I died that'd be terrible
smell you later smell you later ain't no way touch who the hell are you beating in a foot race
I am sneaky quick. You wouldn't believe it. I'm fast a lot faster than you think
I'm quick I'm quick
What you doing out there?
I've already seen this.
This is some leaks.
I don't want to get excited about GJ. Check out this giant orinoco crocodile. He wasn't too happy. That was a close one too
Who what do we got here?
Boop. That's an electric eel. I caught a bunch of these large anacondas, but I'm after one even bigger
This one was super powerful probably close to 16 feet long, but not even close to the giant 20 footer
I'm after I know they're out here. Ooh, what do we got here? Hey, buddy. What are you doing?
Whoa, he took right off.
I'm not going to yank.
Yeah, I just want some pictures.
I did want to yank this one, though.
Yank.
Failed to yank too slippery.
This one didn't get away, though.
I love spectacle Cayman for their strength and beauty.
I'm just waiting around in this creek using my bare feet to try to find the anaconda.
But I mainly just find leeches.
It's so much fun to get covered in leeches.
I pull probably 50 off a day.
Hey, sweetheart, how are you doing?
I found this southern tamandua up in a tree.
She's so cute I got this handful of don't those leeches kid can't they give you like Lyme's disease or some shit like that
Look came in babies. I wonder where the mother is long story short when I was on the prowl for the 20-footer
I yanked up this capybara as ticks
Well, I know leeches can give you something. I do not want the base location at this time
I
Nobody will find us here. I think your words will be weapons. I promise
Yes, I will be with you shortly. Thank you and so
Mr. Peanut
But if we let it stew and cook
You may have the upper hand and control the outcome Godspeed Habibi keep me updated
A thousand blessings for you as well Habibi
For you and your family
Two thousand, two thousand, two thousand for you
Three thousand blessings for you and your family Habibi
Five thousand blessings for you and your family Habibi
Seven hundred thousand for you blessings Four hundred million blessings for you
Australia doesn't have the Easter Bunny. We have this thing.
Who is that fucking guy?
You say after the first Easter Bunny was clapped by a snake, five minutes into his down under egg run
That's the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen on my tail, are you?
His replacement took one look at Australia, said, and I quote,
That, which is why we have the Easter Billbees.
Yes, this cute little kangaroo rat is a real animal,
and he is way better suited to the job
than that f***ing ass rabbit.
First off, Billbees are marsupials,
which means they've got a pouch
for carrying around their kids like a kangaroo.
But the mobile daycare also gives them
extra inventory slots for Easter eggs.
Compared to the rabbit, who I can only assume is hiding the eggs up his fucking ass.
They can also deliver you chocolate across the Australian desert without dying in the heat.
And they're fast to shit.
Dumbo is basically work as a car radio.
Disappating their body heat in order to cool them off in God's air fryer.
Oh I'm a burden, I'm a burden!
But most importantly, the Easter Bilby is doing his part to save his species.
Here's a fun fact for you. In Australia, rabbits are cats.
You can't just jump out here.
They are an invasive species and they fuck up the environment by mowing down all the food meant for native animals.
I didn't know that rabbits were invasive in Australia.
I had no idea for this. They break into bilby burrows and
steal them
That coupled with being hunted by invasive foxes and feral cats mean the greater bilby is
critically in danger
The reason the Easter bilby exists is to raise awareness for this with a chunk of the cash made from selling bilby chocolates being
donated to save the species
Unlike that bunny who charges me 15 fucking dollars for a rabbit and tells me to fuck myself.
Oh my god.
I'm never gonna financially recover from this.
So I think in conclusion, fuck that greedy colonizing rabbit for Bill B. Clears.
Mixable water for me. Eight ounces of cleaner and the rest water.
You don't need Windex, 409, Top Jive, Bissie Clean, Bissie Mussel, Lime Weight, Ajax, Lumber
Coffee, Shattered Out, Soft Quilf, Pine Salt, Light Salt, Speaks Fan, Gents in the Drum,
E.C. off of the Pleasure Lovin' Pets, Ballpoint Ink in your Clothes, Very Hard to Get Out,
Put 8 Ounces in the Spray Bottle and Add the Rest Water, Ink, Grease, Paint, Red Kool-Aid,
Joint Gum, Fruit Juice, Soda Pop, You Open Pets, Any Kind of Thing, Gotta Let You Know,
Totally balderadeable. Tastes terrible. Give your diaries a break and say, find your reasons for passing your violin.
Rolls-buttons on your cards. Spray it. Take a ride. BAM! Baby, you in there.
Lights from where? All in grease in the driveway. Hard water stains on your...
Okay. Nothing... nothing changed. Nothing...
I made something...
Lights from where? All in grease in the driveway. Hard water stains on your windows.
All the grease in the concrete. Spray it. BAM!
You're looking good.
Sir, this helps do everything, but backslide like Michael Jackson. BAM!
Tell them it was a BAM.
I didn't see anything that it did, that it worked, but I'd buy it. I'd buy it.
Oh my god, what do you mean we're safe? The whole team's there!
Sorry, boss. I thought we were safe, I'm sorry.
Because I fucking suck dicks, a big bag of dicks.
Oh my gosh! Someone's playing League? Yo!
Oh Jack Black sing to me. I love Jack Black. He's so he's so sick.
Isn't that it? Is that it? Is that like his dad or like a like a good friend of
He hangs out with all the time or something like that.
Listen to him, bro. He's such a good singer.
I never felt this way
What a wicked thing to do
To make me dream of you
I don't want to fall in love
Might as well go out
I don't want to fall in love
With you, hold his jackpot now.
With you, nobody loves no one.
He's not in his 60s, no way.
No way.
I had no idea he was that old.
Hey, are you a big fat bastard who loves eating an outback steakhouse but thinks the portions
are too small?
Well good news fat ass, cause now there's the outback steakhouse extreme.
We don't have a blooming onion, we have a blooming pumpkin.
You know what else we got?
Elephant sticks, 50 pound elephant sticks, and why don't you wash it down with 40 ounces
a malt liquor and ranch dressing you fat f*** out back steakhouse extreme.
What is this?
Uh, yeah, I want to play later.
I just need to take like, perhaps like a midday nap and then, and then I can play like
the rest of the day at night.
What was that?
Is that a game in today?
You know what's crazy?
Once upon a time, whenever I was a young buck, I actually knew how to play the banjo.
I don't think that I'd be able to pick it up because I was like eight, nine,
10 years old.
I don't think I'd be able to pick it up and play it today.
But once upon a time, I was able to play this little fucker pretty good.
Not terrible either.
Not terrible.
Lies.
You got to remember, man, I grew up, I grew up on a farm in Kentucky.
All we did was go to church, listen to bluegrass music and go to these.
It wasn't like music festivals.
It's like we would go to one of the barns in our area because everybody has like, it's
like we have our little section of the holler and then there's other little sections and
We would all meet up at one place and I like that and then they would usually play bluegrass music and everybody just hang out eating and chill.
I don't know how to hold downs. It's just I don't know how to explain it.
It was cool.
Get ready boys.
You know, he thrives on that he thrives on just peeling into one of these spots that
everyone at his helicopter going oh, I respect it see I did something very similar to what
this guy did except it was in World of Warcraft when I was about 12 years old I would sit
outside of Orgrimmar and fly and wait for like level 25 to like 35s to run out of their
quest area and then I'd kill them on repeat until they either logged off or
added me on battle.net and called me slurs.
Oh my god.
There's no way this there's no way they they're strange sniping they're sitting
in the car they're all my skin and throwing food at me bro guys.
Shit.
What's this guy?
Is there another one?
Oh they got three of them.
Dude, they just started pouncing me with food, bro!
Here you go, thanks.
Look at all that pizza they just made, bro.
That was so out of pocket! You've gotta be kidding me!
I've been-
Damn, so whenever I'm fed, I bet I whack these motherfuckers fast.
I beat off all kinds of men in this-
Alright, that's the end of the clip.
Skad, mother fucker.
Shit.
Shit.
Out of- Out of context!
Out of context! Out of context!
Cinema.
Cinema, out of context, cinema.
Cinema, cinema, cinema.
Arc Raiders today?
Let me tell you something.
If you think that I'm going to be playing Arc Raiders without Nick, hell no.
I'd rather die.
I did see that ArcGraders announced a clan system.
Y'all see that?
They announced there's gonna be a clan system in the next update.
Yeah, I guys I don't know what they're doing. I don't know. I don't know what they're doing.
I I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
They want the wars again. The problem is bro is that in my personal opinion
they I don't even think they can do that anymore and it's gonna work out because in order for like
them to have a clan system and where there's multiple different factions competing against each
other like what we had the idea of before I don't know if they have the player base to support it now
Like obviously they still have 80 90 thousand players and they're still good but that
A lot of them are like majority of that player base is pretty divided between pve and pvp now
Like before when there was three four hundred thousand players like a majority of them were pvp players and that was whatever
But now it's like, it's pretty 50-50 with how many people are playing it that are PVE-oriented.
Like the PVE people stayed and the PVP people left.
So now it's evened out pretty harshly.
And I just don't think that they're going to have the player base to support whatever
their plans is.
And that's the problem.
I saw I saw somebody on Twitter was like, why are we getting this update instead of all like we want new maps?
It's like what?
But you not understand why they can't well, they're not that they can't but why new maps now is a terrible idea
Well, the game's gonna turn into escape from Tarkov with Q times
It's straight up if the game keeps going this way in playerbase and they keep expanding with the new maps
You're going to be trying to go to spaceport. It's going to take you fucking 15 minutes to find a game
On top of that all of like the MMR system that splits PvE and PvP players
Well, that shit's out the window because they don't have the player base to support it
It's gonna be like I want to put you in a PvP game. Oh my gosh. We can't
Because there's not enough PvP players on we're just gonna throw you in a PvE game
Which we had happened to us whenever we were playing with Nick
So the PvP players are just gonna shit on the PvE PvE guys and then everyone's gonna hate it
PvP players can't get nothing PvE guys are getting bullied
There they that game is not in the greatest of spots currently sadly
Very sadly. I don't know how I
Don't know how they bring it back. I really don't I don't know how they get that that resurgence that they need
at all. I think the best thing they can do is change the looting table, like give us some chase items,
make it feel kind of like Delta in the terms of looking for items in locked key rooms that are super
rare, that are worth a lot of space dollars, bring that excitement back, drop the emperor,
give us a new monster to fight against, like all these little bullshit like a pyramid that flies
in the sky that can get killed by one deadline that shoots heat-seeking missiles, but only if you attack it in a 10 minute
10, you know, whatever radius and
Doesn't pursue you farther than that like it's just
It's just not it's just not what they they should be doing and the cheaters guys
Here's the thing man
Every game has cheaters every single one
talking about banning cheaters is like talking about banning the Sun you know
like it's just it's always going to be there that's why I don't even think about
it yes would it be great if they got rid of cheaters a hundred percent but I
don't think that is obviously it's a big part of what's wrong with the game but I
don't think that that is like the sole reason people aren't playing the majority
of motherfuckers on that game aren't running into cheaters every single game
like we are. Majority of people are. I think the majority of people are just bored, you know.
And on top of that, like, I just, I think the two, you know,
how was the word I'm looking for, California, with their decisions on punishments for cheaters.
and they're kind of turning because they have to, but I just don't think they take it serious enough.
I don't, I, if you are waiting for that game to be like, we're combating the cheaters,
you're on methamphetamines. It's never going to happen. Literally ever. It's never going to happen.
You don't think, you think that they're going to not throw money back into their game with development,
but they're going to throw money into an anti-cheat? Are you fucking puffing on galaxy gas?
Hell no they ain't doing none of that bro. They ain't doing that shit. You know how much anti-cheats cost? Hell no they ain't.
We're gonna do exactly what Tarkov did. We are working on this solution!
By waiting for our anti-cheat to update. That's what we're doing. That's how we're working on it.
We're doing absolutely nothing and we're waiting for the people who we pay to do something.
last thing before we begin did you see that Tarkov bro I'm from the future did you see
that Tarkov added a currency to their game did you guys see that did you see that did
Did you see that they that they added a currency to their game called tar coin?
Look at this.
Look at this.
Let me see if I can find it.
So now I don't really know what this means or what this is.
So explain to me what tarcoin is.
Is this like ABI where you can buy gear with it or what is this?
Okay, so it's only cosmetics, not only skins, and you can find them in Raid.
The first comment, who would have thought another way to buy currency glad I paid over
$200 for this game. It can't get basic in-game clothing without spending even more money.
I'mma be real, and a lot of these guys, uh, you know, whatever, I've said it from the beginning,
if Tarkov wants my money, take it with cosmetics. Don't take it with making me buy the unheard
edition of what I already have, but with extra pockets. Don't take it by trying to scan me
by telling me EOD is going to give me every update and then calling escape from Tarkov arena,
a DLC or a fucking feature. Don't do any of that shit. Do exactly what they're doing now.
Have skins. Let me buy skins like in every other game that has ever existed and take my money that
way. We love cosmetics. Cosmetics is great. As long as it doesn't give you a fundamental,
Like a ghillie suit, as long as it's nothing like that, I have no issue with cosmetics.
I never will. Like, any game that wants to take my money, add cosmetics. They have to make their bread.
Don't do it in some bullshit way. Do it that way. That's the way to do it. It's the best way to do it.
Wait, what is this?
What is this?
the fuck is that a person yo this guy is fucking invincible bro
What?
Is that me?
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
It'll happen.
Shit.
Oopsie poopsies, as they say.
Oopsie poopsies.
Shit.
Shit.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Stealing.
Happy birthday.
Can we get a happy birthday?
Wait, is it stealing whose birthday it is?
Or was that yesterday?
Whose birthday is it today?
Shit.
Stealing was yesterday.
Whose birthday is it today?
Shit!
Stealing was yesterday.
It's Kern's birthday today.
Happy birthday, Kern, and Stealing.
W's in the chat.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Anyways, back on topic.
Listen, I am more than okay with Tarkov
wanting to take my money with cosmetics.
It's fine.
I just don't like when people lie.
I don't like it.
I don't like when I get lied to,
I don't like whenever I buy something like a Toyota Corolla
and I'm like, it only has 5,000 miles
and I get there and it got a hundred, you know?
I don't want that, a hundred thousand, not a hundred miles.
I want what I paid for.
If you can do that and make me pay money with cosmetics,
no problem, there's no problem.
You wanna sell me extra inventory space, no problem.
That doesn't give anyone else or give me a fundamental advance or edge on anyone I'm
playing against.
That just makes my life easier, makes your life easier.
That's okay.
Sadly, it's not what they've done for the last three years.
They just give advantages and make you pay hundreds of dollars for it while telling you
going to get the world and then you get a small grape, you know.
What was the last time you played tough to jump back into now?
No, Tarkov isn't, listen, Tarkov is a love hate relationship with me. Tarkov did a lot. Tarkov is
the game that, you know, like GTA, I started this whole shebang with was streaming, but Tarkov is
really what put us this community in a great position. So I got a little bit
of love in my heart for Tarkov. What made me hate Tarkov is the transport
system, is that what it's called?
What is that system called? The travel between maps?
The transit system. I hate the transit system. I think the transit system is
dumb. I think that that whole system should have been thrown out the window. I don't like
it at all. Don't like the transit system. The fighting, I mean, streets of Tarkov have
been out since non and it's still ain't balanced. It's still laggy as shit. The AI is dog. The
cheating situation in that game again. Yeah, it's really bad. But in that game, it's a
little bit more severe other than like arc Raiders because dude when the last
update that I played you had to look for a scope to do a quest and then
somebody would just shoot you from across the map with a Chinese name with
20,000 hours that you know they didn't have and a 5 billion KD and then I got
to look three hours for a scope to try and kill a scab with it fuck you I gotta
to do that? I don't know. I don't know. It's just, it's just, it's dude, it's a hard game
to, yeah, I don't know. It's just too much. It's just too much. It's like so hardcore
than it's it's it's too hardcore in my opinion but man peak Tarkov bring me back oh bring
me back to peak oh my gosh bring me back to that HK meta bring me back to that Val meta
bring me back to going up the doors and looking for a red key card and finding a key car case
with three of them in it bring me back summit killing a guy on interchange and him having
and the inventory of RMT bring me back.
Bring me back to the Turkish peak of gloria C, you know,
those today a podcast though we're gaming, we're gaming, we're gaming, we're gaming.
Chat, more practice today.
More practice today, Mods change the titles.
Or not the titles, but change the categories.
League of Legends.
If you guys watched yesterday, this was our record yesterday.
And...
Gadoosh, 9-4, got terrible.
We're like one game away from gold, I think.
If not, this might be our rank up game.
I think we need to win two games in order to get the gold.
I think that's all we need.
But we're close.
We are close, close, close, close, close.
I know a lot of people are looking for the Daisy update as well.
And I'll say this about Daisy, we, everything's ready.
It's all good.
We're still getting people whitelisted, which is a process because fuck me.
I've never do Discord, try to send people Discord and like links and whatever.
I got to figure out how to do all that.
We're still getting people whitelisted probably not going to be coming out this weekend
Honestly, the AT&T tournament is kind of like taking over my life peanuts life and a lot of our like whole
What we want to be doing is we want to win this bitch
Once I get some free time because I don't want to put up the daisy server and I played the motherfucker
You know, I don't want to do that
I want to put it up and have all this game and all this have a good time
You know, so and I know some it's doing you know the AT&T stuff like a lot of our core group
It's Genji's in the AT&T tournament. So once we get all this stuff finished up
Or if we just get some little times
Then we'll drop it right now. We're just kind of playing it day by day, you know, trying to figure it out
I apologize everybody waiting for it all the content critters. Trust me once we have some free time. We will put that bitch up
But we're also, I'm talking to Poutine about the aisle stuff, so maybe that in the future
as well.
We'll see.
We'll see.
All good things come in time.
All good things come in time.
I have a little bit of patience.
We'll get in there.
I promise.
I promise.
No one wants to watch or play DZ.
As always, thank you for the five or good morning and happy slur Saturday.
Happy slur Saturday.
Big fast. Thank you so much for the fiber. I'll just say talk off sweet
You're doing weeklies compared to art and doing one update every six months. It's been weird with all this content
Yeah, what's up, baby? Oh
No, what is that one? Oh
Oh
Oh, well, I got used to the other one.
No, I don't like it, but I know what I'm getting myself into every sip.
Different health benefits.
I can't do this on you.
Hmm, that didn't smell bad.
Yeah, I can drink that every day.
Oh, you like it?
Yeah, it's not bad at all.
The other one smacks me across the titties.
I don't like that at all, but that one ain't bad.
Yeah, I drink that every day.
Yeah, I like that.
Cool.
Thank you, baby.
Oh, you too.
I'm gonna need a DC at about 2 p.m.
Oh my oh my AIDS Lux brand and our team comp sucks.
I ain't this is a E game, I ain't this is a E game.
No!
I was gonna pick Bali, but here's the problem with Bali.
If I run in and get stopped by Lux,
I get one shot at by brand.
If I run in and get stopped by Senna,
I get one shot at by brand.
I run in and get stunned by Diego,
I get one shot at by brand.
And I know brand could stun me on ye as well, but at least I can queue and they're all silver and they suck and I can hyper carry
Not really. Caitlin ain't gonna do shit. Caitlin a bitch. She's useless. We got singed. It's gonna run in there and cause chaos
We just got to hope
We got to hope that we get big enough to just bully everybody
Yeah, this might have been a cane game actually, you're not wrong
Why is the game not full screen? It's just this part that's not full screen. I'll full
screen after this.
All right, let's have a good day, boys. Come on. Let's have a good day. Fuck. It's been
It's so long since we've just been able to just arrive.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Let's go.
Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip!
All right.
one is Daisy set to start TBD bro TBD
Damn, fuck him up, A-A-Ron.
Just smashed a 12 pack of monster.
Let's go, we're locked in.
You're about to be locked on a chair in a hospital, brother.
12 pack of monster?
Did you just wash it down with methamphetamines?
Who can it be in now?
Pull back a monster's devious, brother.
That's how you move to the family shelf.
Falling shelf.
And I'm dead.
We'll take it!
First kill of the game?
Sure!
Gonna burn flash for it but worth
About terrible we'll take it
Sure
Why not why not
they shoved up again oh they're gone
I
Don't blame it on the night
I
Okay, won't kill on the map right now
I'm gonna have a war, home, change.
Lock in!
Right. He's hiding on us.
I
All in shoved up again
possible bot lane gank
problem is is yumi's not gonna be clearing shit
Oh
Oh
Don't blame it on me
They fight
I
Wish I had level six
I think he's backing area
go get level six and then we just fuck possible top lane gank here
Oh, we did it shit.
I'm staring at the top lane, shizer.
He would have taken that out of shit in a bag and sent it to his house
All right, we got changing songs we had go to monster cat for a little bit. I figured out the YouTube AI for you
for the DMCA if
You play nothing, but copyright music it flags you and then it bans you but if you play copyright music
And you turn it off and then you play it again your fine
maybe a youtube youtube jesus maybe a twitch what am i saying mid lane
YouTube twit, what the fuck?
He slipped crack in my drink.
Well, it just depends on if Jungle cleared his boss side, if he's here or not.
All right first item I
Damn son
he's a tanky motherfucker not gonna get baited like I always do to gank him
please fuck off please fuck off please fuck off
probably already cleaned that up up top
Easy.
up in a minute possible can get in the bot lane
I've got all up in 50, clear this go bot.
I just, I just can't queue cause I get fucking rooted.
I thought I could win that 1v2, but I got rooted, feels bad.
Shit.
What the hell was that?
No more sacks. They're in my jungle. What am I supposed to do?
I got fucked in the showers. I don't know.
Ward that. Ward that. Ward that.
Why do we have no wards?
Just just mid lane walking for free yet again
mid lane walking for free let it yet again yet again just walking around for
free man I should have backed up
all right all that lead I have given up but I still drag so that's good I
should have just backed up see that's my problem is that I get ahead I have these
great opportunities and I could have just left but I want to kill people I
want to take their life shit
lock back in we're still very ahead
I don't know if we win a 1v1 against Viego anymore though.
Not this song.
Fuck you.
Good steal.
is absolutely banging in the top lane I'm I think after if I win this I'm gold
I'm low close I don't know how low you are
can we clear wards please goodness gracious yeah you shit got stolen bitch pussy
Sometimes it is an error.
You're so bad you're ready to frow.
Take off your sleeves.
I don't know if we'll be able to do this now, but we're going to try.
I'm not gonna type to him. I shouldn't walk back in. I've been baited and killed by this
mid lane twice, but it's also my fault. Completely my fault. Alright mid doesn't exist anymore.
If she dies, she dies. If she dies, she dies. Fuck her.
We'll play off bot lane and play off top lane.
Damn it!
I've given up everything.
Viego's getting massive. Not good.
Drag's up in 18, we do this.
Viego's in the top lane.
Go, go, go!
Your turret has been destroyed.
farming simulator has commenced you should be there
Fight him you absolute pussy
There you go you're welcome
I shoulda kept hitting. I killed by keep hitting. I went for a dodge on his fucking uh, what's
it called? Shit. We'll go here. He doesn't beat us anymore. That's on me. Dammit. I shoulda
Just kept smacking this shit, nice.
Shit!
Yeah, I got healed now.
I'll start healing up these big engagements.
Oh, we, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're good.
We're winning this.
We are 100% winning this.
We are fine, we are fine, we are fine, we are so fine.
It's unbelievable.
We have dragged up in a minute 52.
We go clear our top side, clear our bot side.
We stole a good amount from him.
You're good.
Old Hutch, I run it's in, I run it brand.
One of the two, waste a bunch of time.
New Hutch, I clear my camps.
Coach Courage told me so.
Yes, chef!
Yes, chef!
Out to end out to end out to end out to end
This Lux is so out of position
Those brands we kill brand
Never mind the eggos here
Nice!
Ooh!
That was close!
nice
ooh
mid laner is doing okay on the top
17 seconds on drag wait poop question what's the poop question oh I mean I'm
just getting down getting three man to ran down in my jungle every fucking
Every engagement, bro
You should go here everybody
We're gonna have our next item which is good
Brand is in here
Good job cinched. Good job cinched.
Actual good job.
Alrighty, we are at the point of don't start a fight, let our team start a fight, we come
in, get a pentadge, you do.
Let's go wits in depth with this, ooh, or death's dance, I think I'm going to go death's
dance actually, or do we go wits in here, I don't know.
I don't know if I beat him in a fight though, the first CS difference, that's sketchy.
Ah, he said he carried. Now we beat him. Go steal.
probably a Baron here now if we were playing correctly let's go Baron might be able to
solo if potentially here. I have no ult, which ain't good.
Back it up Terri, back it up. Fuck our team. As Courage JD says, fuck our team.
I would like a ward there probably gonna go there next I
Feel like with the end is a better call here kind of fucks us because we bought the wrong item
Yeah, all you should have stolen big though
I have the best aim in the spirit realm.
I
Did you push it
Don't like that W like that W boys you like that W
You like that W push lanes
Your team has destroyed a turret.
Now we go here.
your team has destroyed a turret
your team has destroyed a turret
I have nothing to clear this ward
clear this first
get off of it they're all dead they're all dead they're all dead everybody stay
too long drags up and they we got a back
They're not there for some reason a classic overstay. Yeah
Yeah, well we get drag at least this is soul to
Okay, um, Aaron and
oh my god adc humongous in the game
oh
Good first way to start the day right there, oh good first game, good first game, great
first game.
Alright next one is ranked up.
Couple mistakes but we're just waking up, we're waking up, it's a couple mistakes but
Waking up
Poke are you are you can you queue with me or you gold or whatever I
Want to play ranked I
Won't play no flak
I can we do can we do trios ranked
yeah courage has an account to well poke let's do this because I'm trying to practice encourages my coach
can I get a couple games with courage you'll probably have to do a YouTube video in the next five to ten minutes
and then we link up and play.
I'm playing all day.
I'll be on for like 10 hours.
All right, cool.
Let me game with courage and then let's link.
He's probably going to yell at me, chat.
Listen, boys, come here.
Come here. Get closer.
Not closer.
If he starts yelling at me, can you guys have my back?
Maybe a little bit.
If my coach starts yelling at me,
can you guys have my back?
Do you think he's going to yell at me?
Be honest.
You think so?
Alright.
Oh, he's already in here.
He's already in here.
Hey, coach!
Hey, man!
That was a great game.
Really?
You think so, boss?
Dude, seriously.
I loved when you continued to yell about your
have mid-Pryo and then Blameterra, I loved every time that you went in and tried to 1v2
when all you needed to do was just continue to play your lead slowly, I loved that every
single time.
You forced a fight when there was neutral camps to take on the map for free, I loved
that you fought about soloing Baron when Dragon Soul was about to spawn and their entire team
was on the top side of the map, I loved that every single time you would die you'd say
FUCK PURRENCE TOLD ME NOT TO DO THAT!
And outside of that you did really great!
I'm sorry, boss. That's my bad. I'm I'm sorry coach. I'm gonna do better. I promise coach. I swear
This is the game. I press you
But I was like, all right, he's three. No, it's Master Yi
Go into flow state
No start as Master Yi in silver. It's like it's like coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb
Oh my god, I step away I come back you're three and two and you're like
Yo, how cool is that skin though
Skins fucking sweet bro brother
You can get this skin in your first or your 75th guaranteed case. Do you know how many cases it took me to get it 75?
I was just saying yeah, you know
75 out of 75. I got the damn skin
How long you on today coach
I'm actually in a counter strike match. It's 10 to 3 right now
Wait, this isn't you sauce boss. No, this is me. Oh wait, you're playing CS while you're loading in the league
You're a freak, bro. Okay. No, here's my thought. Are you streaming 11 to 3? No, no
I'm gonna text you something real quick. Okay
Um, but no, I'm just playing a couple of games. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Oh, coughing, baby versus a hydrogen bomb is, I know I'm gonna go. This, this enemy team is absolute utter dog shit. So you can queue.
I'm gonna hang a K in the CS game. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good.
Also, congratulations. That's awesome. Thank you. Thank you.
So you think, uh, what's like your, you know, you got to go to the tournament with at least a few champs are confident in what, what do you think that they are?
Well, it's all like, to be honest, they're different than what I'm actually even playing right now. Like, I'm not playing Yi unless it's like, they literally five man band me, which is very likely because they're not going to band, they can't band DL.
not. They might ban one or two
supports. Maybe they're not
going to ban anyone of Nadeshot
characters. It doesn't play any
and if they did peanut, they're
just banning Master Yi, which is
completely five. So I think
they're going to end up just
literally shadow banning every
single one of my characters,
sending them to the shadow realm.
So I got a couple that I play,
but I have not even practiced
them because I know Jake and
bake or myth or somebody is
somebody is clicking on the stream watching. So I haven't played them, but right now I got
Baldy is my lock. That's like, if all else fails, Baldy takes the cake. But the chances
of me playing Baldy, I played it in the last AT&T tournament I carried until I jumped into
a bush with double lift and got five men killed. So I'm confident in Baldy. Vi as well, I just
click R. Obviously I got Ash. I have Nocturne. I love playing Nocturne. I don't really play
it too much here but Nocturne is another easy just R champ. And yo I got a secret little
brand pick. My brand is crazy bro. I got to show you the brand play today. That's my number
one most played character in the game.
Line picking up.
Line picking up.
I might just say fucking and go mouth bite.
Hey, yes, yes, chef.
Yes, chef.
I can also play a moomoo.
I played a little bit of a moomoo.
I think the thing that's different than the tournament
is, is like in this game, you have to play for yourself.
In the tournament, I'm playing for Doublelift.
So it's literally just stun champs.
And I know a lot of stun champs.
So, I think the only ones that I haven't really played much that I might need to,
I've been, I've heard about whispers in the wind, the courage of a mouth fight
jungle that could be pretty crazy.
Uh, I dabbled.
I did dabble.
Yeah.
Mouth fight jungle.
How'd that go?
There's a, you are, you can't do anything until after six.
and they also did nerf it.
Got it.
And I also want to practice Pantheon today.
That's one champ I need to actually get some good practice
in.
Global pressure, I like that.
I like that.
It's mainly for the W, the stun.
That's the big move.
It's just stun champs, man.
That's it.
Anything to keep Doublelift alive.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Yo, Keck, thank you so much for the five gifted men.
Viper, Rage, and BigDirt.
Thank you guys so much for the love.
Don't we always have you back?
Hey, true, true, we get to go to war together,
but we will at some point.
I'll offend somebody at some moment.
Lord knows I say enough to piss off Michael every day.
Let's do it.
Welcome to Summer's Land.
Minions have spawned.
Yo, you know what else I was playing in the jungle?
that I really had a lot of fun with was Sion.
Sion's on the last.
Yeah, he's a.
He's he's something that you can just become unkillable for a while, which is awesome.
Yeah.
But I'm terrible.
All right.
Here's what I'd like to see too.
If you start, you start your your ward, right?
I'd love to see you try to get a ward up here just to get any sort of jungle
vision for God.
What am I playing against?
Oh my god, what the hell was that?
Seven years old?
Yo Chat, uh, someone was playing CS, or not CSR, League yesterday. How did that go?
Did he do good or was it terrible?
It was bad.
Nice, I can make out for the fuse.
Bro, there's no way you're dual gaming right now, you psycho buff.
courage is playing a CS match while he's playing league and he's dead
oh he's dope dope oh we got leveled wait that's insane
alright that's actually insane
destroy trundle as long as I get big
I did not expect him to level like that
I just flashed at this ignite.
You have long, uh, you have long flashed at this.
I didn't need to flash there, but I did it anyways, cuz fuck her, I should have flashed
on the first one I would have got a double. Damn it. I just screwed up! I screwed up courage!
I screwed up coach! Yes chef! No, no, no. If I had a flash on the first one it was a guaranteed
kill and then I would have walked back and killed the second.
Watch, I'm not kidding, it was last I'm gonna bring it up, I just used the bomb and we
won the game 13 to 6, I'm not kidding.
That's actually insane.
I am not kidding.
I just ulted.
Yeah, I was just about to call that out.
I'm gonna get away
Oh, he's diving said they're guiding
Yes, yeah, yes, yeah, I'm just trying to make it. I'm trying to simulate what you're gonna get in your game
You know
Our bot lane is is not bad as well nice
They do have some scaling to with the big are
Mimol's beard bots at the top. So she's bar right now
So the thing to remember with bot to top, if you can see a ward there, if they clear
bot to top and you clear top to bot, you will always be on the bot side of the map when
the first dragon spawns to try to rush the first dragon.
By the way, like see how your bot lane is trialing, if you can have your mid try to get, like
if you're in the tournament you can call off your mid to get trials, you can go for the
first dragon right away.
shots in mid that's not gonna happen okay that's not gonna happen I can say hey
nade shot max went on anubis that's about it yep bro hey shall let's play
some Tino you know oh there's a moomoo you might be able to go steal these
then by the way you wanted outside jungle I'm gonna try and sneak drag here
well you I would not because a moomoo is on that side and they have
bop prio meaning their bot can roam up first
typically that well typically when you when you get mad at your laners i always look and see if
they have prio in their lane and they typically don't they still have prio if they didn't have
priority of meaning the minions aren't pushing to the other side they can't run over first i'm walking
over i don't know this is a good call with him being level six are you six i'm actually no i'm
not gonna be six i'm gonna be here he's gonna hold me i'm gonna i'm just gonna try to run i don't
don't think you want to fight him to be honest can you back up sorry we got
an old stuff so yeah it's something that's for a ward on this I had no
nothing to do anyway so I'm gonna get sick so I can actually start doing
things. That's what I get for walking through mid. That's what I learn.
Alright, I got sick.
Nice.
Not sick.
Six.
Alright, I'm locked in now.
I'm locked in now.
So, let me turn it around.
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
It's good to have you, sir.
I'm going to move outside.
I'm going to move S44 CS.
I think he's going to start his reek clear here.
You are ahead on your reek clear.
You could also.
I might just go and try to steal.
That bad idea?
Yeah, I just went over the top side of the up it.
I think you could go try to steal it.
Definitely up.
It's definitely up.
Mid is also super weak.
Mid's looking scrumptious.
Am I R flash on this mid laner?
He cages me and ain't gonna go well.
I think he left.
So I would just go eat the wave.
Your mid laner doesn't have TP, won't be back in time, just go get that whole wave.
I'm already in the jungle.
Okay, for future reference, in a situation like this, always best to go get the wave.
Because that basically is gold now, that's just leaving the map, your team is leaving.
It's like it's going to no one, you know?
And in that gold, it's still up on the map that you can go take right after.
That's his health, I'm coming. Does he have ult?
Probably, but I think we might still be able to kill.
But an ult him.
He just leveled.
Good job. Nice play. And you just took two camps, right?
I took red and I took his wolves.
So now I would be calling for your mid laner. Well, who's actively not there but to get a ward in your bot side
Because a base seat again from their side of the jungle like that and they might they their challenge or my player might call out
Like he just took your shit. Go steal his stuff. You know got it
When I take cannon I didn't see it motherfucker. I'm out of sync and I would have eaten it
Oh, what the fuck?
I'm gonna lose you, nooo.
Not dead.
Tryna get Michael D. Blay.
Oh my god, you did not just...
try to get Michael do play oh my god you did not just do that do you say
no way this is work
listen to any of their dumb things don't don't don't ruin your game I'm going I'm
going opportunity I'm going in
Alright, yeah, this does look good though.
I'm gonna move one's top side.
He took Void Grubbs, you can maybe look in here by the way.
Got it, going.
He's gonna be recalling and coming to there so take one and get out
I'm a guest maker after this back on you on you on you on me on you on you on you on me again
This motherfucker's obsessive man.
He made me ult, that's fine.
This is good, you get dragged now.
I'm just gonna keep him distracted.
Falter's dead again.
Alright, that was his ult.
Oh, yeah, there's just here I would love to
And have all I just into it anyway
Play bad
My bot lane everyone back which I cannot believe
Moon Moon is gonna be on his way
Well, that's a waste of a dragon potential there, that's so upsetting
And their whole team is here yeah, you've got a ton of camps up though they might send a trundle there too
He's probably very strong right now.
I mean, I've been ganked by Moomoo for four times this game, so.
I thought he was there.
Moomoo's behind you guys.
He's not good.
He's not good.
Everyone's fighting.
I'm leaving.
not good just not good everyone's fighting I'm leaving I'm not even gonna
steal I'm out of there what a waste bro go take all those camps you're good
My top lane is over, but it's fine.
Got to leave Skuddle as well.
Take everything he has.
Yeah, I think he's clearing this bot side.
You can probably clear his whole top side right now.
Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
Maybe gank you as well.
I don't even know if it'll be worth it, bro, honestly.
Unless he takes off in a really bad position, mid currently missing now, so you are going
to be able to careful after.
I don't see mid now.
Top is missing.
Moomoo's here.
Probably dead here.
Top might be on you too.
I'm out.
Top is still missing.
I'm not in there.
Okay, we have a chance to drag again, that's good.
Okay, we have a chance to drag again.
Top is still missing.
Okay, we have a chance to drag again.
It's good.
The little cock suckers, man.
I think we're probably going to run right to drag, if I had to guess.
There he is.
What do I go here, Whitsend or what?
So I think you can look at who's performing well on their team, who do you have to be
afraid of you know?
um
they have a double 80 carry bot
i'ma go what's the call for a mimo
that's it?
uh blade of the rune king
i don't really know what to do with that kill
I'm looking at this and basically based off of it.
Alright, I'm just trying to...
...arm-free lose this game.
Chad says Rageblade.
I'm down with that.
Oh yeah, typically I'm pretty sure I go Rageblade.
I'm pretty sure when I do play that I go that into Rageblade and then typically into Whitham.
Yeah.
I don't think you can go wrong with that here at all.
Okay they have a ward there and like right now you're 40 CS, 4-0, that's awesome, keep
going.
You need to show up in mid if you can wash from where to move past, be pathing top.
I don't know if I can 1v2 these guys just yet.
I'm 10-9 CS.
Oh, it's someone fortunate that I bounced over there.
Are you done? We see a movie?
Oh, okay.
Kind of got faded by Derek over there, but yeah, still good.
take it we will take it he's going up into my camps right now i think i'm
just gonna be dead here honestly
yeah i just don't really like when i have a team like this
they're not bad it's just i don't know man it's just a weird fight very weird
fight i think once he gets involved we're gonna be just fine
They're all in mid. Yep. They're just running over everything.
They're back to film on this. Yeah, I've ulted up in 5.
We'll go get that scuttle.
Jesus, man, that was such a waste of TP, dude.
Yeah, it's looking that way.
We can take top tower.
Oh here we go
Kill him as well in this he's he's he's this is this is bread and butter right here fight like this by the way
Yeah, you have to be pretty unless he ulted mid
You kill him
Fuck it. I don't care
We don't we don't we don't come come come we don't we don't we don't we don't we don't
and
We're still impressive. I'm pressing I'm flashing that film
I'm big and I just got that shut down. Well, we have drag up in a minute, but we need this drag
We need this drag more than I need alcohol after a bad gaming session
You know
What
No, I went to the doctor yesterday
Yeah, I told the store like five times, but it's the truth. I went to the doctor yesterday. He took my blood pressure
I never heard a doctor audibly go down after they take it, you know
Not a good look careful, they're not good. They're collapsing on you. They're collapsing on you. Yeah. Yeah, I got 1800 gold, too
No
In my defense it was also after the cod portion of the AT&T tournament, which was crazy
Yeah, that was an intense one, huh? Oh, I kind of got me a little bit ocean drinking. I'm great. I can't back
I gotta be there
Look at these little fucking rats man
I'm dead here.
So I build ult down.
Like this is the portion of the game where it starts making me mad because we have four
free cards in the mid lane just going at the fucking tower and a drag is up and I'm
getting ganked in the bush.
I didn't know you were part of that group.
Sorry about that boss.
Alright, make a place.
I haven't even got the fight yet, man. I'm just getting ganked by three every fucking fight.
It's Saturday, Chad. I got the pass.
Take the drag. I'm coming.
I don't know why I bolted, because I wasted it like a moron.
I don't get there in time. I'm so fucking pissed off right now.
Okay, it's okay, it's okay. You just play for soul, soul drag.
They're all your fans.
We won one of those games where I'm ahead, but I feel like I don't get to play the game.
Because we have a bunch of I have people in my jungle. We have a bunch of like
Poopchamps.
I'm with him with him with you on me. I'm in me.
Oh, ouch.
Oh, we've got a lot of people here.
I'm turning up.
Stuff in this cage, bro.
Stuff in this cage. I'm coming down.
Okay, and I just get one shot at...
Okay, I think it's gonna be...
...challenged, but one thing you should try to look for is every time you go by yourself.
Or you see Baygaard's thing go off.
You uh...
Like you see him use ult make sure to hit your W for that damage reduction. Yeah, I tried to Q
But I guess I Q doesn't dodge that I thought it did
Maybe I wasn't in there yet
And moving just doing psychopath shit
Nice job. Good big. This is a problem here
You have ult or no?
Nope, 10 seconds.
They might be in this brush.
I have ult up in 12.
there you are, you can look for this, 100% I'm going
we can do this, we can do this, come
don't worry man, our 80 carry is still in mid lane farming the little cock sucker
I think he's on his red right now
I'm fine.
See how right there, I just fucking spam ping all in like legitimately make him make him need you.
I don't care, you know, like if you're in your solo duo.
I can, I'm here, I don't think we're gonna kill.
Yeah, I'm going Kai'Sa.
I think they just have deep vision in here, so they just see things, you know.
They have darker bots out of the map, I think they just have vision control.
Yeah, it's my fault.
Yeah, it's yeah, no, it's my fault. I'm just gonna get these are 80 carries three and I fucking
people in these fucking games do not I'm sticking. I'm just gonna stick next to you. I'm not
gonna fight anyone unless you're there. That's what point I'm at. That works. Every fight
is a 1v2 while we have an 80 carry that's top lane by himself just fucking throwing
balls like a bitch. We'll go for that scuttle. Yeah, I can't fight the ash and what's it
called together. I can't. It's a lose. It's a loss. Poplan's about to take turret. Don't
Don't worry, ADC is clearing bot lane.
What do you help?
Alright, we got one.
You might be sitting on a ward.
I'm on a ward, of course I am.
Of course I am.
I mean, what?
take this air it's gonna clear fucking war it's hell no and drags up in 26 so
we're kind of fucked here
go in cat go in
I'm just going for this.
Tiger's not here.
So went-able.
The issue is we don't have anyone in position.
Don't worry, Smolder's all the way up in bottom.
All the good news is they actually have to try and Ironica have answered.
Might be time to start it right now.
Start it right now.
Start it right now.
Start it right now.
remember the dragons when they have more dragons than you each dragon they get
they do less damage to the dragon so we can clear since it's our first
dragon you can clear that instantly and get out but if we were on three and they were
on zero that would be like an int play. Got it coming to that though. I didn't know that it's good to know.
I'm dead.
That's why you might be in games where people will like to claim you for losing a smite quickly because if they have three dragons or if you have three dragons and they have zero,
your ability into smite combo is gonna do way less damage than their ability and smite combo.
So you're going to get out smite.
Way harder.
Let's try to tell you what to do.
You piece of shit, how about you go do something in the game?
Yeah.
They're a war.
All you do is just suck a dick for a living over there, man.
Shut your bitch ass up.
Hey fight so I can leave you again in the fight.
I'm getting hoe.
Oh goodness, it's Saturday.
I can let all this out.
I don't got to ride it down. I shouldn't stole I
Like that you're thinking that more though I do if I see the enemy jungler hop up on the mini map my first thought is
What kind of thing what they are here
I'm going to get scuttle hopefully
I'll play pressure, he's a lot to see on the map right now, because I need to be careful.
Maybe I need to be careful too, honestly.
Like I do, I do, yep, they're sending a bunch after me.
They are coming.
Last one now, 80 carry and support's coming.
Oh, he's dead.
He's from the flash though.
I'm not feeling good.
Rundle will not have ult, but he's pretty strong.
Oh, he lost 16.
And he won for 1v1.
Oh, god bless, bro.
Man, I'm dead.
Hey, god forbid, I thought I was going to get in the 1v1.
I should have known that they were over there
beating each other off in the fucking top lane.
You want me to beat you off?
What about you?
You want me to beat you off?
Just double beat enough.
Double beat enough.
God bless me.
Unbelievable.
When will game, we bought ourselves a car.
God dude it.
I see Trundle pathing to me in front of me because he's top lane pressured.
Yeah, I got bit of a minute.
Yep.
in a minute. Yep.
You expected.
Hey, wouldn't that be cool to have wars, you know?
They got wars. We don't.
Must be fun. Some of them have.
And vague our top.
Oh man, this could be so juicy up here, I need Xerath.
Oh no.
Yeah, of course there's two, of course there's two.
I should've known there was two.
I should've known. God forbid, there's not two.
I should've known there was two.
What the fuck am I thinking? There's gonna be one?
That doesn't exist!
I killed their jungler, so they can't, they're not gonna solo right away, I don't think.
I'm dead, bro.
Zanz coming.
Nice.
Oh my god, I dodged every fucking W.
He's ending.
Trundle's ending.
Trundle's ending.
My gosh, bro.
He's like, go drag now.
I'm just going to run at it.
I think it's just I think it's gone yet. Yeah, it's gone. Yep. Yeah
This guy can die here. He just Ash ulted me, he barriered, he played the rune kinged.
In what world does our smolder not have 225 stacks, it's a 32-minute mark.
It's 4 and 12 and dog shit at life.
He's terrible at this game, bro.
You know how many times he's been next to me in a 1v2 and just watched me die and then
Eed and flew away?
Look at him.
Watch him.
Chase his ties that get turned on and absolutely destroyed. Oh, look there goes Mulder again. Oh, there he goes
I think we just got the shit under the teammate stick this game to yeah agreed
I don't think it is what it is. Like I said, I have we have not been able to kill this guy by the way
Yeah, I'm here for it
Yep, we killed this guy right now. Yeah, I'm there. Oh fuck. He's gonna run at you first and old probably
You need to try to you might need to try to back off
I'm gonna keep chasing. Oh
Man, they're ending
Beating
He killed Trumble as well and I'm here.
I have no ult, another 50 seconds.
Uh, thank god.
Oh, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job.
They have ult or no?
Nope.
He flashed just like by him.
I'm really the only engage because you can't go in first.
Nope.
I bought Malignan's for CDR, but...
And our AD carry and our Zerath is so bad that they're not doing any damage before either,
so like...
We have to kill them.
Oh man, I'm here for this.
I'm gonna flash.
In 8 seconds, we can go.
Oh my god.
8 seconds, we can go
I have ult now
I'm gonna try to get to you, I'm trying to get to you
Got him
Guys, nice, I'm looking Ash
Fuck it, I need to flash out at nice
I mean the good, at this point the fucking good news is we're three minutes from elder and we just farm this forever
that is as legitimately no one can reach vagar
okay
he's looking to fucking pop me right now
that's good good good
alright we gotta push these lanes the fuck out
yep I'm gonna go by real quick
I gotta go Wixen next.
I've actually never seen this.
I've never seen a smolder not have to be 25 stacks at the 35 minute mark.
He's 189 CS.
He's 189 CS.
I don't think he understands what smolder does as a champ.
They have elder up in two minutes.
Yep.
Keep mid and top push.
They might try to Baron right away.
I'm coming over though.
Okay.
I'm walking over as well.
If they go, they're going to try to place a deep order too.
They might have vision here.
Might have vision here.
We got to be careful of that.
TP, that's Trumble TP bot. I wanna fucking kill them in mid.
Yeah, I'm ready.
You hear me?
Yeah, I'm right here. I'm right here.
I'm blind-eyed.
It's Vhagar TP. Vhagar will not be a Baron. We're going.
They're on it, for sure.
How many times did the finger bomb ask me?
You got it, nice.
Nice.
Yes, Mulder!
Fucking terrible!
Holy shit, he's terrible!
Oh my god.
Ah, nice steal.
Let's go!
I'm not gonna talk shit out of 33 out of 33 in there
I'm gonna be up before him
Win a ball
Muppet five
No, you can't back you can't back you can't back you can't back. Oh my god
I need you to get eyes.
Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I just want to keep this pushed.
The play might be to try to just pick them in their jungle real quick.
He's gonna be sprinting right after this, bro.
Yeah.
Why not start it? No one's here.
We can go, we can go, we can go, we can go.
There's a minimum here.
I'm flying go.
Let's do it, let's do it. I'm just zone.
I still get a win, I still get a win!
You know, whatever, whatever, other ones are still weak.
You get one nice.
Fucking y'all!
Let's go!
Oh my no, no, no, Trunnel on the race!
Trunnel on the race!
Trunnel on the race!
He can end.
He can actually end fast as fuck, so you guys gotta go.
Alright, the whole team back.
I'm pushing.
Nice.
Nice.
He's dead.
Let's go!
Let's gooooo bro.
Dude that fucking pop Kaisa and Ashe right there.
I don't know if we can end.
You're good, you're good, just keep going, keep going, keep going, don't be afraid.
You guys have two minions?
even if we can't get the end of it, we can't get past you with it
holy shit bro, what is this game?
We need to set up for an end though, right?
Cause we have this, I mean I'm just gonna one tap everybody.
Yeah, yeah, it is gonna, it's falling off soon, right?
How much time is left on it?
How do I check?
You'll see the buff on the bottom of your screen.
Oh, uh, yeah, it's falling off soon.
Mid lane, a lot of people on mid lane, they're getting aggressive and we still have this
buff.
You can turn on that right now.
That's work.
Try to W.
Not QW.
Great play.
I'm going to be behind him.
I'm going to be behind him.
I'm going to be behind him.
What the fuck are you?
I'm chasing.
I'm flashing.
Push mid.
Push mid.
Good job.
Great W.
Great W.
You're right there.
Great W.
You said to literally save you.
That was flawless.
Good job.
I
Started the same
400 armor 200 MR take it
Holy flip!
Huge. Bro, you and I, literally, that baron fight, bro.
Literally.
Let me move shit his pants, dude.
Literally.
Like, our teammates started pushing from the bot side.
I flew in, ult Q, W, E'd him, and then you just fucking Q smited the baron.
That guy should get himself.
Let's go!
Alright, back in gold.
Back in gold.
I definitely think that that does it, you know.
Let's go.
What do you mean that does it?
You're not leaving.
I can't, we can't look at this league screen.
Wait, so I outranked you now?
My ult's only bronze too, and you can't,
I'd have to be silver.
You're suffering from success,
but I like that Rick Ross album cover, dude.
All your fun and happiness and joy. Ah, wait, do you have a do you by chance? I have a goal
Sift through sift through all the accounts of success you have
Uh, I have another alt for sure
The downside of the other alt is that it's definitely going to take me a minute to you know to sign on
And then auto it and you know, should I play one without you and just have you coach
Yeah, but we can do that we'll do that yeah, let's do that stream to discord I can
Yes, I can boss yes, I can boss
The only problem is I don't know if it's gonna have audio which would be hell
I'm gonna have to walk with me anyway middle of this game so all this might work. Let's see if this works or should
That was a hell of a flip Wow, I'd love to see the gold charts. It had to be that Baron
Well, he just taken one game off he's gonna jump back in Jack sounds like shit. I'll bear back. Yeah
You're going to need to try it, we got it on you.
Alright, let me see.
You hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Can you see can you see the draft at all or no I can see the draft. All right, cool
I want you to walk me through like a thought process here on what the draft go ahead and get the support to swap me
homie swap
Not a homie, but the same pick position you fucking bitch. He's a violin was funny
Yeah, I got touched. I got fondled by a Shaco. I'll never want to see him again. I'll never
want to see him again. He touched me in ways that I don't even like to talk about.
A Lillia, a Lillia counters.
Oh, Kane counters Lillia, really?
Pain hard counters Lilia, dang y'all.
Yeah, I think this is another one of those games.
This is another one of those games for me that I know you don't play in, but like, holy shit, this Jarvan game would be just juicy, bro.
Yeah, I think this is a cane for your boy.
Hey, this is a cane game all day. It's a cane game.
Is this a red or a blue cane? It's a red, right? For the Ladi?
I'll be honest I ban cane every game is is that the range one?
Blue is the the mobile range. Well a little bit more range, but yeah, very mobile
You're gonna be good in the ring are two
Yo, thank you so much for the 20 day five and try to give Mr. Sliv to invite your boy
Well, the Daisy server is on pause right now, but I appreciate it. Now that's all right.
I'm going to go for that girl right now. Orphan, thank you for the tenor. My baby boy just
got born. Dennis Edward has entered the chat. Orphan, congratulations. Congratulations,
Jack. We get some love in here for Orphan. Congratulations, man. That's amazing. I'm
super happy for you, bro. Congrats. Much love, bro.
Hi, Hutch. It's Lauren.
Hey, Lauren. How are you doing?
I'm good about to take our little puppy for a walk.
That's good.
Yeah, woman!
I gotta keep coaching my boy!
Now get up out of here!
Don't get...
You...
You don't deserve that, woman.
Jack, I'ma say it.
You don't deserve her.
I know I don't deserve her.
We both just got lucky.
Mm-hmm.
You're preaching to the choir, boy!
Get!
Wait by the river long enough and the enemy dead will float by.
You can probably, you can safely say he's starting his red side so you guys are gonna be tapping the same way.
Yep. And honestly that's great because now I got some red from it too.
I'm going to be the finalist.
Lilia top versus a Vayne.
Ooh, rhyming in the top lane, huh?
Both of those individuals have never felt the warm embrace of a woman, that is for sure.
See that what about who the ring see that ring that kind of hazy ring around the
around the camp yeah that's the aggro range of the camp so right there
between your auto attack you can kind of start stepping towards the next camp
exactly exactly exactly so as long as the camp remains in the ring it won't be
aggro and you can even like right now you could walk away your jungle pet will
kill him so you can already I know that far yeah I do that a lot I just didn't
know the ring that ring though it's like auto attack step auto attack step
Okay, so now you guys, now you gotta realize, they have not prior, you guys are gonna be
fighting for the same stomach.
In my...
There could be a fight here, good, yep, yep, yep.
Now remember Rengar is good in here.
Get him I.
Clash.
And hook.
Good.
Now I would be taking health.
Yes, good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Slip to the brain.
Walk it up.
Nice.
They're coming.
Earplank up.
Here.
Ward that brush.
Good.
Might get out.
Now he's going to match you for the top scuttle too.
I would be pinging help from Vane.
Oh.
Wait, wait, this is good.
Wait, this is good.
Do we actually get credit for this?
Yeah, you should.
Because I think Lillia quit because she wanted a jungle.
She got top lane.
And I think she did.
And you get the point.
Bang!
That was a straight up rage quit and you get the points.
I'm gonna text you my ult.
Yeah.
Please do wow wow
Drag me again drag Wow what a gift
Nice that dude, that's almost that here. Let me go ahead and just make sure this guy gets fucked here in one moment
Okay
or
all right
I see one sec to just adjust something on this
I just sent you the thing
okay let me hide screen
or I might leak it just to get you spammed
Do it
Cent nice nice nice just get patient with me for one sec
Hey three no three and oh on the day three and oh on the day. Look at that look at that
Hey
Hey, okay, okay, we ball we just going in ball like this. I forgot my all to this also
I got the gold one. Oh, actually, let me not be this we do this so this is gonna be sweatier games for sure
What what is this one?
I got this account the gold one gold one sick. That's why I got it's my highest last season
I'm gonna be so happy.
What'd you laugh at?
I'll just text you again.
Oh,
Yo, chat. Thank you guys,
everyone for being there. I
appreciate you all, man. Listen,
if you guys, if it's your first
Got first place in the AT&T 200 can I let her cup and call the duty next week is League of Legends next Thursday
You're currently practicing getting our reps and Jack is our coach for the jungle
And we're trying to get prepared and ready
For next week. Hopefully we'll end we I know we'll win and then after we win
I'm panning Ramas for you because I feel like a lot of you play would not have a second against Ramas Kane
win. After we win, we get a
bunch of money. So that's
survive. That's what we're on.
All right. That's what we're
on. That's the vibe. We're
going to win it this year, but
we got to lock in. The team
nut. Don't crack. Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
back to Slur Saturday. Where
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Let him have it. That's fine. I'm gonna cane and beat the shit out of him. Can I swap with you by chance?
Yeah, absolutely
I'm a beat that breaks off this motherfucker
Probably not.
Oogie in your chat, I just downloaded this game and I'm going through the tutorial right now. Thank you for showing me this game, Hutch.
It might be better to make your chat a crippling gambling addict than a League of Legends.
I don't want to listen.
That guy's gonna reply in your chat one year later and be like, I lost my wife, I lost my kids.
I
It would be better if I bought him a bus ticket to California and just let him go smoke crack and fit on the streets
Yes, then get him addicted to the League of Legends
100% listen sir. You're gonna lose it all okay this game will take over your life
Your health will go down a spiral your mental fortitude is gone and you're going to hate everyone you see
You're gonna look at a squirrel and hate that squirrel because it looks like Lillia. I'm telling you it's gonna ruin your life, sir
Mmm, but have a lot of fun. It's the greatest game one of the greatest games ever made
I'm gonna try something very dumb this game
Urgot I'm not gonna have any fun at all actually
Yeah, how fun, but I see a fucking suck. I hate her God so much, but we have a male support
so we're just as AIDS as they are. I don't like seeing any. Do you know, Mel like broke
like every League of Legends character record ever with a
She was and she was even after her changes and everything like people just hate playing against her
She's such an unfun champ to play it to interact with I literally said when I first started playing League
I was like or first started this venture on League on stream. I said if you play male fuck you
Yeah, she's legitimately the worst case she is bro
She's hitting you from Vietnam from South Carolina to North Carolina every spell and there's they're all radius like good luck dodging
anything god forbid she hit you with a w she's gonna put your mental in a spiral
yeah back to if the play around and not using your abilities like wow
Oh, babe.
Minions has spawned.
Master Yi here.
Thank you for that, Yi.
Would you like to go one more time?
I am the weapon.
You are a tool.
I might need you to walk here if he jumps over here with you.
OK, you have, um, you have a ward?
No, I didn't ward it.
I'm gonna walk him in this bush
Yeah, be sure
It's it's I'm right
Yeah, that's tough
What do I do against that like I
That's a terrible start he's taking everything from you know
Maybe I ward that bush. I think I should have ordered that I think that that yeah
I just dropped in the ward to know he's there because then I could have come at least fast at the issue is
I go and steal the now
No, just just go to your red because he's gonna be level two and shit. You're not gonna have a fun game
Just flat out got it
Like right, you're not gonna have a fun start your biggest thing is this that happens you head down arm anything
You're not trying to fight
I guess I could have flashed it, but just like, I don't know, probably should have flashed.
I forgot, that's gonna happen, I could have been in the tournament now, that's a good
example of what I did here, pretty disgusting my lane, I began to walk over, I missed the
for I missed like four minions to start my game brutal sorry no you're good you're
good I'm just he just got a little too first and just scouted my asshole please
the question do I go for this scuttle or do I go for the other scuttle he might
have just left to be honest like he might not have saved if he was weak so I
think it might be worth to go to topside scuttle like go check your blue side
and then go topside scuttle yeah he definitely did not I don't think he's
your whole topside, you know what I'm saying?
No, we did it.
Yeah, I think you'll actually be surprisingly okay here.
I'm liking it.
I don't know how you're right now.
I'm pushing into him, I'm already 30, I have 20% HP.
He's level 4, I'm so beyond fucking.
I'll be a ward up here if I'm had to guess, no no ward, might be able to gank you, which
I'm always about so I can farm red, I'm dead, he flashed that instantly, he just baited
the cannon. I'm just dumb. Oh man, that's gonna be rough on them. Holy fuck. Hmm.
That's good. Okay, so he's starting his re-clear now. Man, I'm actually going to be a problem.
I'm going to the top of this game today.
I'd love to hear that.
In a bad way.
Oh, okay.
In a really bad way.
Forgot it has tripled my CS already.
Just waiting on my camp.
I hate waiting on my camps.
Such a bad start.
I need good music.
He picks up his number two, not good.
Dude, this lane state is so bad.
Oh my god, just keep pushing into him.
I'm so fucked.
I'm gonna clear, give up, drag, and come to you.
I mean, I don't even know if it's worth it. I'm dead, actually. Holy shit!
What the fuck, dude?
Hope I'm here too early. Shit.
Hope somehow we have found a way to ruin our own game and Jax at the same time, honestly.
That's next level skill.
I just shouldn't walk it's one of those things where it's like it is what it is doing in that scenario
Yeah, it's like I so I stepped down and this important CS and that's that you know
He just killed me this all yeah, he's gonna send it
Oh my god, I'm dead. You can't fight him. You cannot fight him
This is just let my let me have the worst time ever up here
Genuinely, genuinely, but just completely ditch me. I totally deserve it and you just don't have fun.
My life will be hell next time.
I need to get a steel cam so they're doing this.
Wow, he already did these no way
Big shut down from the ash
You guys doing a good job up here to-
No way this is war, dude.
Oh, I- we really can't, bro.
I'm just getting red.
Okay.
I did just kinda thump your shit, though.
I'm sorry about that.
Bravo, genuinely.
I don't care.
Like, I am-
When we lose this game, it is entirely because of the start.
Like, I- I've-
It's my fault.
of
He is walking towards your lane.
You need a good song here.
Catch it up a little bit.
I need to start fighting.
Anywhere we can hurt or God or no no no dude. This is so doomed
You know I'd be so down to I know
It's gonna fuck you more than it's gonna help you than I won't go up there
He's gonna have a full item
1500 gold off mine
My cancer all 45 as well
I see ye I see ye I'm down for this I'm down for this I'm down for this I'm down for
This is a dumb game.
Stunned or anything for me?
I got no stun.
Oh my god.
You got stun on him now?
Good.
I should get out of there.
Is there a world where this is a blue cane game that I'll chatter now?
I think we need red, Gain.
Alright, your boy is active as fuck.
The boy is active!
Ooh, I don't think this might actually be a...
I'm missing.
Tables are hot!
I
Wasn't even gonna contest I'm just gonna try and keep leaving
See yee his top side might be up
For God's sake you guys gotta be careful. Maybe this is gonna get ugly quick at that fight for long time away
Oh, I'm dead under tower Annie is such a bitch champ bro.
I did not think I was going to die that quick.
That's so unfortunate.
I'm just trying to clear minions and just got absolutely destroyed.
She's got Ludens too, so she's just going to look the top.
Yeah, she's similar to like the Vhagar with that obviously.
Yeah.
Is that not an ult that works at me?
Yeah, it should be the stunned ult tipper's combo.
Yeah, it does a lot.
Just look for maybe this Scuttle on top side camps.
You might have a deep ward in here too that you've got to be careful about.
Still down 50 CS.
no chance right and he's there too he they might try to come kill you now
honestly
why I'm way ahead of you I still have all with me two wins
I don't even work for them.
I have a lot of game here.
I'm just a super minion right now bro.
I stole everything.
That's just a smart play by them.
They know how much stronger Urgot is. They can get away with that.
Yeah, they should play around him.
The only reason that's allowed to happen is because of my state of the game. That has nothing to do with you
The best that we actually played that the right way, which is just fucking
Lower our heads and back up bro. Like if we try to go big dick and fight that they not only take everything
But they get a double kill. Yeah
Fucking much as it makes my blood fucking boil
Good news, I'm about to have red, don't help a lot.
you are level eight I'm not fighting
take that unless she dies and it's not worth it at all
Yeah, it's not worth it at all.
I just think Darmel don't fight, walks up into lane at level 8, the speeds into the
kill, ergot, awesome.
I think we're okay, we're okay, we get red, I get black cleaver, I can actually start
hurt in there got a little bit I guess one of all
I'm coming
Yeah, he's so p-bro. I tried. I'm so f-ing awesome. It's insane.
He's shocking. Uh, yeah, half a second more we could've killed.
If I have ult, we could've killed. He's not as scary as he was.
If I get one stun, Q into an ult, we can kill.
Definitely winnable, that's a TP.
He's here again.
I gotta get Shweeper.
He's wasting a lot of time.
Man why am I not getting over that wall man?
This motherfucker can do whatever he wants. Holy shit.
Brags up.
Actually I think it's the backhaul. Getting off that.
Maybe not.
I
Like that, he just went to your blue side you can take all that
Nice!
Nice, our support meld is just holding away.
Oh, and your 1 HP, 10-4, rubber ducky.
I'm running as fast as I can.
Now you're dead.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Oh my god.
Woohoohoohoo!
He's full health!
He's TP'd, I wonder why, okay.
I forgot TP.
Ah, here he goes.
And I die. I don't understand how I died. What did I die to?
to pick a base too close to the bear
oh damn i should have kept running
hmm
absolutely sir get online
Yeah, I should have all of them later, dumb bitch.
She's mad at me because I told her not to fight earlier.
She went in and now she's taking every minion wave so I'm just losing CS.
She's at the 41 CS taking all my waves.
Oh, fucking bitch.
No, dude, Annie is just camping me.
Motherfucker.
Shut down.
Dude, shut down.
You shut down.
Good drag up in a minute.
I legitimately think this is winnable.
I'm coming.
He's gonna come to drag, yeah.
I'm gonna do drag when I get down.
Oh my god.
Run away.
Holy shit.
I'm back. I can hear this drag though.
I'm trying to stop them.
Xyra ult.
I don't know how we go up.
I'm trying to live.
I killed her.
I can go huge
Gotta go push lanes
Are you going bitch pussy you guys can do baron you can do baron
I don't have a smite for another 50 seconds. We're gonna have to kill quick. No, not where they're not where that I'll have smite
You smite to kill the ad carry
how's the huge fuck up that got it
all right we're in it we're in it we're in it can't laugh it does that every
thing even even the bot minion wave is like dying at the perfect speed from
just this one of those games yeah it's just like come on bro can you feed me one
one thing, give me one bone, but I'm trying to stay useful, you're playing well.
Yeah, we're good, we're good.
I see the pick better spots to use my ult.
We're just doing a good job of matching me everywhere to stop me from getting, like, I've got to single perk plate this game because every time I go to get a carrot plate, we're going to show them that.
I can't believe I missed that smite. I must have smited at like 12-5. I lost it.
Oh, we got still pushing bot. Alright, any carries taking my CS? Cool.
I have to give bot turret, this is very bad coming.
Gotta be careful though, we really don't want to fight fight, I just want to try to defend
the turret.
Annie's there now too, this is dead, this is dead, we gotta just get him, just get him.
Our team is legitimately not like, not to do anything.
I wish to meet first, garbage, avic, or mayhem.
I just am designed.
OK, big body.
Huge body, huge body.
Ooh, lucky dog, lucky dog.
Nice, kill that bitch.
Oh my god, there's no way she placed a trap in time for that, no way.
She can't run, she can't run on me.
Yes!
Yes, you gash-hole, thank god.
Give me some-
Oh, you're fucking faking it.
I don't even get to kill.
I'm so mad, can we do this?
I'd still make some calls.
Oh, Zyra bot, I mean we can- yeah, I'm on the way.
You see, you got- let's just do it, fuck it.
Do it.
I'm losing a lot. You might need to back. Okay, it's okay.
Oh, I got knocked up. I think you guys can't afford me.
I don't know if I can get along.
this is their soul soon yeah
we're got still pushing top that's your you potentially here Zyra will be
there too I'm here though for you I'm here though for you
I just probably should have held that R, but I just wanted to R his Q.
We just need to do this right away, he's gonna be dead.
Yep, hard.
That's Shad.
That's where we got that too.
Scyra here.
I got no ult for her.
I got no all four they are doing a phenomenal
I need to start. I need people here. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I do not know where our team is, but it's fine.
We are turning this bitch around, brother.
Yep, we're in it.
team has destroyed
we got a hundred places to go for that
i decided to go
probably have a bad idea up here
try to TP to you
Yee is just sitting there like a lizard in the bushes
She's gone
By a W. I kill
So one thing to remember late game these fay lights dude, they give so much vision
So they saw you that they see you all the way down by your blue buff and it's so much right there. It's so dumb
It's like there. They just knew exactly what you were doing and we're just ready for it
Sorry maybe, she missed everything.
Maybe she kills, I don't know.
I'm 17 to ease 15, like I about CS them like crazy, or I killed them, I don't know how
I'm, oh no, good stuff David, we're even fucked.
You have Urgot and Yi looking.
I think I beat Yi though in the 1v1.
Yi scouting potentially.
I'm dead actually.
Yeah.
Urgot on me.
They're going to go take your blue, it's fine.
We need towers, bad.
siren needs to die i think yeah i'm going
the issue is that you have to have vision through all this
yeah i'd prefer to be playing like this
these are the fucks these boards are some trinkets man
it's insane
it's like i'm behind like yeah i am
nice you're on
i'll be on the other side
i'm here
job
we're got mid now
You still here?
Backing?
I'm not backing, I'm clearing.
I think our team needs us.
I think they got it.
No, they don't. They need us.
The next case
He flashed
You want me to look for sight I'm clearing right now
Fire here on me, they're looking for me, pushing out mid wave right now, she's getting vision
here.
I
This is gonna be not good. Yeah, they're good in any way I
Need a bag here, I'll be right back after back
I think I'll be there
Why are we backing? Why are we backing? Why are we backing?
Do you have any vision of Pit or No?
Nothing. We see E-TOP. We see E-TOP. Let's do it. Let's do it.
I'm going to help with this, oh my god, oh my god, wow, shit, I'm backing right now.
I'm just dead.
Like in the end you just one shot me.
I throw that.
Man, I beat the fuck out of him.
Nice, alright, Ash is kind of huge.
God's coming.
so much
we're gonna fucking bomb still
I legitimately think this is winnable, bro. He's gonna lock in
You guys good up there yep, they're gonna have more though. Yeah, I'm looking
poor stead the answer or god
well Ash is actually melting him. Oh my god Ash just stole him.
Yeah Ash is huge. Good Baron. Yeah we Baron right now we just go to you. Yep.
I have Annie up here. Here we go! Here we go!
Take it over the wall to you. Nice job, Annie. See Annie topside, that's 4.
90 seconds for soul fight
I'll pressure for a fast out of the map now
Let's go
I've been in the slums for 30 minutes, but it's all right. It's all right. I'm here. I'm fully I'm fully billed now
And he just flashed by the way, so that's any one of flash till 41 for 45
Any any needs to die here any needs to die here any needs to die here
Well pushing the right things
Okay kids
Mid okay, if you need gold take it
They're gonna be for there by the way
I'm going yeah, you try to end
Yeah, yeah, I'm recalling. I'm recalling
we have 20 seconds we want to really try to avoid this 50-50 smite yeah I'm
looking I'm looking especially with numbers I think it was mid wave
splash that's good
I
Got it. That's way to play solve. Let's go
Nice I'm pushing top wave I'm pushing bot
I'm trying to have our god here, you guys.
Damn.
I don't know, shut that.
Yeah, not the best time for a shutdown.
Alright, what can we do right now?
Caitlyn's huge.
She's gonna be scary in these fights now just from those two shutdowns.
I need to buy a pot.
I'm telling them I need to buy a red pot.
Great calm.
Thank you, chat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, take, literally take everything.
I'm not selling boots.
I'm looking at that.
There's some deep vision from here.
Take it.
Sells them from steal it.
Oh god, did we push that?
Oh, they're here, they're here, they're here, they're here.
Coming.
They're in here, careful.
Me in the top lane.
Oh, Annie.
Oh, Ashe walks up to a brush.
R80 carry space checking, that is not great.
Baron's down for two minutes, we just gotta be careful, bro.
Yeah.
There's really nothing to play for, are you just watching, he's gonna go after me now?
I'm coming.
Fuck him up!
They're pushing, hard pushing, hard pushing, hard pushing!
He's coming, coming.
I'm on the way, I'm on the way.
I'm coming out now, I'll be there.
I'll be there, I'll be there, I'll be there.
I got a bomb.
You missing one?
Oh, they're all dead. Oh, no. Yeah, Kaelin Kaelin somewhere
Balling balling super shove
no I'm throwing my arm I'm dead I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up
so bad I thought I had my R up no and Baron's up no I fucked up I thought I
had our up and there was three seconds on it and that was the longest three
seconds of my life. Oh they're gonna get baron. It's okay. Be careful about elder now.
On me bro.
Cell Guardian's Angel.
Where do we go?
Spear of Sojin or Endless Hunger for the Heal?
Endless?
Okay, I'm back up. I'm back up. I'm back up. I'm back up.
I'm trying to find a pick somewhere. I might look for this right now and maybe
we can look for this right now. Yes, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
That was a huge ash arrow. That was a huge f**king flag.
Drag up at 56, they're gonna be right on 4, but we're here.
Yeah, we need to push this wave. We need to push this wave.
And look for the Shadown.
Are you at Shadown?
I'll be here I'm here
We started right off right wish we might look for we might look for Caitlyn here
She's gonna walk into this brush go here. Oh here go here
She ran back to play by let's go let's go they might be in this brush. Yep. There's our God
Sorry started yep
I got her!
Nice!
My arse, my arse not going!
Yes!
You have to wave here, wave here, wave here if you want!
I'm trying to save Ari.
My arse wouldn't work bro, my arse wouldn't fucking work man!
Why would they WORK?!
Why would my AR work?
Oh my god, ETP, ETP, nice play by him, man.
Nice fucking play by Urga right there.
That's a great fucking play.
Holy shit, I would have just aced him.
Nice job, bro, great fight, then.
We literally win the game if I can just R the Caitlyn,
but I guess I did have it up,
Yeah, but like I hit the cube killed and then I maybe my flash didn't go or not my flash my smite
I've tried to smite the Caitlyn and R, but it just didn't work
All right, winnable come on lock in purge is back and he's on line
We're fighting this we're fighting I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you
He died so easily, he does not realize how strong I am now.
Yeah, I'm fucking down, bro, I am, I mean, I'm just, boom, oh, ITP, go, go, go, ITP,
got it, push, go, go, go, go, go.
Let's go make some courses.
I still have Alzur too.
I'm on the way.
Gotta give me time now.
You gotta give me time.
Yeah, she choked, remember.
Oh my god, my fucking thing cancels.
What the fuck?
Dude, I'm so dorky.
I never use it.
You guys gotta be really careful now.
You guys have to be really careful now.
He's behind.
We're good.
We'll come back.
fast from and hope that I could have used my zone is our class we lose
the next is holy shit I okay we're okay we're five seconds okay yeah we're gonna
have to just let our ash work now I can't kill by Caitlyn and hope our range
do range things already might kill
yeah I like this play by her little close little close yeah we let them work
oh no we kill our god we kill our god
No, we don't, we backing up.
Alright, holy fuck, what a game!
Baron and turning, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron!
I can't go up first.
Just plant here.
Ergot, we might be able to kill this here.
I think it's a tank here.
Yes!
Let's go!
Aaron.
Yeah, probably I don't know what's there bro, I'm not letting that happen again.
I saw that.
Nice.
Take this.
Yeah, full build.
Oh, you're full built as well.
Oh, good.
I don't think there's anyone that's not at this point.
You're full belt as well
We have already been a man that and always dead for it. No
Blue elixir got up what is a red pot or blue pot here?
red pot again for you your red pot red pot yeah blue pots all on me
huge kill huge kill
We're got, we're got dies.
Coming.
He's done.
I think we just don't end with Aaron.
Yeah, agreed, agreed, agreed.
I don't think we can do elder.
Agreed, agreed, agreed.
Pig, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
I'm in deep, I know.
I'm trying to catch up, bro.
He vision
I think we have to do elder now. Yeah, holy fucking shit and
I fucked him up
That's easy again
You're pushing
I can go, I have TP.
Annie's dead again potentially, Annie's dead.
Alright we're going, we're just ending the game with this minion wave.
We'll have to watch our Nexus though.
Actually I'm just going to push mid and then I'll TP okay?
Yeah.
I think they might try to bash more here.
They're going to front the bash, they're going to blunt up on you now.
Good.
Okay, we're got there, we're almost through mid, and we've regained, we're almost there.
We just forced it down now.
Job.
We win.
LET'S GO!
WHAT A GAME!
Oh my god.
COME ON JACK!
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god.
fuck my ass viciously what my dog's freaking out
did we win did we win yeah we did
kiss me with that steak bro I'm not kidding
the first 35 minutes of that game hutch was
I won her and then I don't think I died the final 17 minutes once I got to full
Oh
It's shit where you popped off
Holy hell
I
Need a fucking drink after that game my god
Let's go
Sorry, I was jamming bro
Sick game. That was a sick game
game. That was absurd, bro.
Bro, that ergot, I didn't want to say nothing.
He was big.
He was big, but.
He was a mammoth.
But once you scaled, like once you caught up,
you beat the bricks off of him.
I mean, I think we just did a good job of like,
I literally said, just let me be in misery, bro.
I'm just never trying to fight him, you know?
Like if we tried to fight him and do shit,
it would have been awful, awful.
Um, give me can you give me one minute really quick? Absolutely. I can't I'll
Do but that means I got talked to my chat
Yeah, I guess I guess I go
Yo twisted thing for the eight months man night night thing for the rain, bro
Bad boy thinking for the five or do you still think your gameplay ain't good. You're good at the game. I don't know if I'm good
Maybe subpar maybe savage Molly sinister jave pallet and duck thinking for the tier ones in the subs
I love you. Furman, thank you for the two. Thank you like I think you'll try deadlock. Maybe I
Think I'll play deadlock unlike its release, but not there an alpha Riley. Thank you for the two months
Zamboni ginger smoky hockey thunder. Thank you for the sub thinking for the love
Yeah, we're getting better.
We're getting better.
We're getting better.
Girl, can you stop rubbing your koochie on the carpet, you dirty bastard?
You see her rubbing that thing on the carpet?
Oh my God.
Damn.
Goodness gracious.
What's up, baby?
I don't know if we can talk anymore, I'm gold in League of Legends.
I know we can maybe still communicate, but I'm in a different, I'm in a different tax
bracket now, different level, wavelength, if you may.
You hear what she just said?
I almost said this bitch, but I'm going to say about my wife, cause I love her.
She said, did it, would it take you three years?
You realize I would rather you stab me in the neck with a knife than say what you
just said to me.
Yes, it took me three years.
Don't say proud of you.
Get out the room.
Hey, 150.
What I asked for.
I'll jump back to news and bad news.
What's the good?
What's the bad news?
I'll give you the good news first.
You're my friend that I appreciate.
Thank you. Bad news is.
I bid you would do kill me.
Yeah, kill me.
I would rather you take me out back and kill me.
I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry.
That's how we do.
I we're trying together, bro.
We are trying.
We are trying together.
We're throbbing.
Keep going. Make me proud out there.
I will. I will, coach.
I will papa.
I love you.
Goodbye, friends.
Goodbye. Thank you.
Well, shit.
What do we do now?
I told Poke we could game.
Let me see.
Let me DM Poke.
Get him on.
I already told Poke I was going to game with him,
or I would love to.
Does she have a gold account that we can play on?
I'm trying to play comp.
Trying to play comp, play it live.
We got to turn off the good music for a bit
so I don't get banned on YouTube.
Ark, Ark Raiders.
Shit.
Yeah, I know she's higher than me.
Does she have a gold account?
Coslob, TBD.
Do do do do do do do.
She dies.
She dies.
Let's go.
Let's game um, yeah, I don't know where poke is
But I'm addicted and I got to get another game as a pistol. We'll link up with poke
We're working we're literally playing League all this week so we can link up
Tell her I'm going to post my discord in the AT&T team AT&T chat
do do do do.
They did soon guys, they do soon.
Yeah, we do need some practice practice.
Do we talk about practice?
Oh, the deer flies smite and you.
They're back.
I go out there with a gun and just are blasting.
No, what okay, I saw on Twitter, and I don't know if this is true, but they got this like iron dome
Mosquita thing with the lasers that shoots them out the air
Chat tell me I'm crazy
It's real. I think we invest
Just tell to join any channel tell to join any channel I drag her
No, it's a real thing.
It's like this.
It's like this little ball that sits on the ground and it just shoots lasers at the mosquitoes.
I swear.
I don't know if it was a either or not.
$10,000? No. Is that real or you mess with me? Are you touching me all over right now
or are you being for real? And it only covers 20 feet. Is it portable? Can I carry it on
my shoulder like a little squirrel or do I got to plug it in?
20 feet is more than your hands can cover. Oh yeah you're not gonna last long
here jackass. Shut up!
Where's Yvonne? Where's my friend? Hello! Welcome in!
What's going on? You having a good day?
Yeah, I was showing people my Pokemon cards.
What kind of cards you got? You know, I got a little something, something myself.
Really? What do you have?
Don't make me get the box of goodies. I got a lot.
I got a whole case locked up. I just pulled the bubble mew
Really?
Yeah, that's right. Are you the one who like do you go shit at the PSA or are you?
raw I
I might just keep it. I don't know I I
I
Kind of like seeing the card more. I feel like when sometimes in the in a PSA thing you don't see it as well
I'm not sure yeah, my uh my my I my head mod, but he's more days more like my just my right-hand guy he actually
He's kind of a piece of shit. He buys a bunch of Pokemon boxes sales, and you know how those I would call
But he's a master, you know I'm saying
He just he just lost his mind in the chase in no way that's pretty cool
I know I just pulled it yesterday.
That's pretty sick.
That's pretty sick.
See, I haven't done...
Only thing, we opened up a evolutions box and I pulled a char.
That's the best thing I've got.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I pulled a char out of evolutions.
I'm so sick.
Yeah, I still get yours.
Oh, okay.
But a lot of my clients, I just buy the slaps.
I'm one of those.
I think that's fine though, because at least you get keeping good condition over time, right?
Yeah.
ruined yeah exactly yeah I guarantee you that char got a bin in it and it just
sitting in that box kid oh okay what's your uh what's your league add you got
to do yeah let me I think this is silver perfect that'll work silver too yeah I
could definitely work that'll work um and let me and well hmm what's your
account. Gold for. Okay, gold
for. What's your username?
I'm a person in the discord
because if I say it out loud,
these pieces of shit in this
chat will take me for a ride.
So give me one moment.
Yeah, there's that. And then
I just didn't want to say mine
out loud.
There you go.
There you go.
Oh my God, this is way worse than yours.
I'm not kidding you, I have been getting spammed.
I don't even know what you're saying.
Oh, how do I get that?
Oh wait, you can make it so like,
people can't send you friend requests, I think.
Really?
Get for a living.
Yeah, I think so, yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Okay.
I'm trolling.
Okay, so I just got a friend request.
Or maybe it's invites.
Maybe they can't send you
like game invites.
Oh, nevermind, it's game invites, I'm trolling, I'm sorry.
Oh yeah, for the last like three days,
I all I hear the entire time I'm playing is
da-da-ding, da-da-ding, da-da-ding.
For people out of me, it's hell.
Don't say this name out loud, but does it start with an A?
No.
So you're not Area 51 dongler?
No.
OK.
Glad we got that figured out.
Yeah.
You can also turn off sounds.
Yeah, but then I don't think we hear the kill sounds, do we?
No, no, you can turn off like your client sounds, I think.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, like every time.
Yeah, I never hear a friend request sounds.
Okay.
Did you add me?
I'm trying to invite you, but I can't invite you by name.
So maybe I'll just add you.
And don't say this out loud, it's super secret.
Oh, well, they're gonna say it.
Well, fuck it, weebaw.
Yeah.
It's right.
Oh, hold on, so sorry, I'll change.
Actually, no, I'll play support. I'll play support. Whatever you want. I don't care
You want practice support practice support? Yeah, I'll play some support
So you've played a you've played a lot of league like this is your game, this is your shit
Yeah, okay. Don't be afraid to yell at me. You're not gonna hurt my feelings unless you yell at me in all caps
Then you might hurt my feelings a little bit, but I'll get over it fast. I promise I
I feel like I am a cool, calm and collected in League, you know?
You know, like in the game that you play sometimes you're more chill?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like that.
Okay, I'll give you the rundown on me.
I'm gonna yell.
Okay, I'm not gonna yell at you that you have my word on, but anyone else on this field of League of Legends is not safe.
safe. I will talk about them, their moms potentially, their lineage. I don't know, but I might start
yelling and I apologize prior.
Dude, I'll talk with you.
Okay.
They're their sister. I'll talk about their brother and their mom. I'll talk about their
dad.
Come on. I love it. Oh, the vibes are electric. We're in there. We are in there like swimwear.
get it. We are in there like swimwear. I'm locked in. If I have to pick first, I'll jump
off a bridge in game bot lane.
It's already gone. You know what? I'm lucky. I'm already regretting it. Maybe I should
just play D. D. Like supporting my blow my brains out.
I gotta pick those. I've been hell.
Uh, it's
Oh, it's shit, dude, that's worth it on play
We're starting off strong
I have never so I got I got
absolutely toasted on X because
Jake lucky posted a or no
it wasn't Jake lucky it was
the other streamer account posted
a clip of me saying and I quote
legal legends is the lowest IQ
players in the world of any game
but it was the red that I was
saying was is that they're the
lowest IQ in terms of them just
just having zero mental fortitude possible. But I jumbled up the words. I have never in
any game I've ever played had so many people that deserve to be in an insane asylum. Like
I'll take one minion and they're following me through jungle for 20 minutes.
Yeah. You take their wave. They're just like they're just that's unforgivable.
I got a top laner, I ganked, got him three kills and he was calling me slurs at 15 minutes.
And then he got better.
He dropped the bomb and then got better.
It's unbelievable.
Dude, you see like the craziest shit in this game and you like, I don't know, all sorts of people.
You want to be separate.
I'm so desensitized.
I play solo queue just for fun.
Like I've played solo queue for fun for like years now and just like.
You're just used to the pain, huh?
You kind of join in sometimes, you know
Vod's doing on an APM on Saturday night, she's chanting swerves with
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And my Coke Zero.
Oh my god, that's awesome.
All right, let's do this shit.
Yeah.
Niggas have spawned.
Nothing.
Oh god, I can't be shocked by that now.
You have this.
You can do it if not, I don't care.
Oh, oh, you don't have to.
It's late. It's late.
I just get someone told you about where to work early.
Yeah, in the wolf camp.
But I'm going to be real with you and you not judge me.
I'm a little scared every time I go up there, it doesn't work out for me.
last last game I went up there the he hunted me down like a lion on a wounded
gazelle and killed me in my own jungle and it was hell yeah if you're ever
scared you don't have to go to wolf camp got it yeah I can tell you after
cool hey if I'm doing something crazy don't be afraid to backseat game me yeah
Oh no, no, no, no, you're so good
Pnex playing tomorrow with this chat. Are you gonna be there for that? Do you know about that?
No Sunday peanuts gonna it's his off days. He's gonna be playing league me him
I think devil is joining you're more than welcome to come and join reflect
Okay, I think I'm a DM day shot tonight as well
I have something during the day that I can come at night. We'll be there all day. Yeah
I saw it on your stream you were with Fuzly and then you all lived together oh
Oh, we live in the same apartment house like oh, that's so sick. Yeah, it's really fun. Oh
Do we get credit for this?
You might actually
It's not
All good, they were terrified of us
Oh, they're toppling was gone. He quit or may he went out now fight killed him and he quit
I can't believe we didn't get credit
They're so weak. I just every time I think about it, you guys like me to go through more resilience in life, man. They do. They do. They stub their toe. They just cut the foot off. It's unbelievable.
No, I am not being carried. I am. No one can carry me.
I mean, I'll tell you where you can board.
That's not as scary as in case you ever want to do something about it.
Yeah.
I might forget.
I'll remind you. I've got you.
I can't remember every single game to buy a sweeper, but I got this.
Oh, no, you're good.
I'll try to remind them. I'll press. Good morning, everyone.
uh remind me yeah what is peanut playing he's gonna be top lane oh they already banned it oh my
gosh they banned everything for me oh what a gift
ah shit
maybe a cane game again we'll see let's see
I'm not playing. Oh dear fuck off
What champions have you been playing?
So my I have a couple that I've been practicing off line that I don't want to say out loud for the bands
but the ones I've played online is is
My mains are Vi
voli or not by sorry voli
Yee, which I probably won't play in the tournament
Kane and Nocturne. I've been learning Vi, but it's
to be a hundred percent real and honest with you.
I look like I have a problem whenever I play by like it's bad.
Like there's nothing good about it.
Yeah. Well, I was like the only jungler that I could play.
Yeah, I'm real bad.
What's good against Hecarim?
So should I go Vali or Cain here?
Oh, shit. I'm a go ball.
I'm a go ball.
I don't know. I don't know.
Jungle matchups that well.
I go ball.
I'm playing volley today at all.
Volley's my, I wouldn't say my main, it's probably Yi, I'm best at, but just because
it requires the least amount of skill, which is right up my alley.
Yeah, I think Yi's gonna also be fine in the tournament because it requires a lot of like
team coordination, which I think will be hard because it, uh, I don't know, I don't
it's it's good it's bad against teams that know what they're doing good against
teams that don't know what they're doing or a cohesive yeah that's why it's a
golden silver stomper exactly but yeah from what DL was saying he pretty much
wants beyond either Vi or Nocturne just a R and chaos happens champ mm-hmm yep
that sounds good I play it on a different account jokes a hidden account that no one knows about
not even stream whoa oh my god I didn't have time to get wonderful okay um if you want
Oh, you have a ward here?
Uh, like, this is a safe one.
Can you just leave base right away?
You run towards it, you drop the ward there,
and then you can see when they're on their chickens.
Can I just still go top after I ward this in time?
Yeah, yeah.
Or like, sometimes your mid laner can ward it for you.
Thank you.
This guy might ward it.
Okay, or not.
Hey, hey, buddy.
You want this?
The
Nah, that's great, that's crazy my ash goes in words of the said thanks a lot. Yeah, so you greedy
Bastard oh, I'm a little behind heck rooms there. I'll just start walls fucking
Oh my god, it bounced right away.
Oh
He's alive nice. Oh, oh, he's box-eyed. Yeah
You should be there, but he might be right here because he saw me top potentially
I don't have a ward but probably should have went over there I'm a gamble I'm a gambler
man he's definitely gonna go for a scuttle first though
Now we're good, nice.
Yeah, you already got it.
Shit!
Yeah, you already got it shit
I've been out with a cancel actually.
Careful.
Uh oh.
Oh god.
We'll smell ya.
Welcome to my lobbies.
That was crazy man.
Could it just...
Then nothing.
Nice guy.
Might be able to steal here, actually.
Shit.
Not worth.
Oh my god, I'm getting meaning!
AAAHHGUHHHHHH
Hehehehe, bodies heavenly
invece cus laинг
I've wasted a lot of time this game fucking around.
bot. I think we go bot right after this. I'll be heading over there right after this camp.
Yeah. Coming now.
Okay. No. Okay. Flash.
I think he's doing everything other than rail flash.
Here's a question, do I go for a steal this early?
Well, they're gonna have numbers, but we could look, we could look.
Yeah, they might be low and we could try not to kill it.
Yeah, I wanna say, yeah, there's still, oh my god, it's possible.
I'm here, I'm here.
I missed it!
It's okay, they're gonna get the kills.
Nice, got to flash you.
Shit!
I shouldn't slay you.
Yeah, I'm trying, I'm trying.
uh no sums on five
oh bastard
oh shit
oh shit
this is not a good, this is not a good
he fucked me
Yeah, I want to get that scuttle though, and I can't because heck I'm gonna beat my ace actually maybe I can
Yeah, oh it's tough Rella's top side. Yeah, I don't think you can even take it
Yeah, I don't
But we'll try too
I'm out of there
Careful
This rail is locked the fuck in holy shit
I see it.
Enemy has been slain.
And we gotta kill him by.
Nice.
Oh, geez. Oh!
Oh, good morning, anti-radicare.
He just left.
He's dead!
No, honestly, it's good, but...
Oh shit.
Wow, ETP, Bawd!
I'm fucked up a couple times.
Chad, did I have a thousand smite there?
I thought it was a 600 smite.
Or I could have stolen that drag so easy.
No, it was a 600, I think.
Oh my god, I had a 1k.
Okay, oh, GG, Snowy Rift. Fuck me.
Yeah, I threw that.
I
Gosh just got his ass whooped
and I died mid oh this Joss is gonna hate me yeah yep he's gonna drop it
I think he's gonna yell at me
FUCK
I have
ALTEN A SECOND
oh shit
NOT GOOD
NOT GOOD
yeah
not good in the jungle
not good
they're so good
shit
you have to limit pass sometimes
I thought I had him
I thought I had him
he just beat the daylights out of me
Yeah, fucking heck room
Yeah, I'm gonna go in Steve
Okay, okay, I'm spot. Oh my god, more the crisis here. No way
Yeah
I think he's going to be here now. I push it out again.
He's already gone. Shit. Probably going to be awarded.
Smite it? Well, my goal was to do that and steal his jungle.
Obviously, nothing I want to do this game is working.
We're fine. Just keep scaling.
Not that there's much to scale on Voli, I'm kind of just getting the break speed off of me.
But it is what it is.
Not a good game so far.
They all match it.
I'm instantly dead to Lila Lowy.
I have absolutely zero damage.
My ult did nothing, my damage does nothing.
This ain't good.
This ain't good.
He's gonna steal my camp, this feels bad.
Chad, at what point am I just,
I just can't fight Lila Lowy.
I just, it's impossible for me to fight Lila Lowy.
I just, it's just GGs.
I mean, Lila Lowy, I'm literally dropping everything I can.
She hits me twice and I die.
I wonder if they are my own
He's got a hope yas can get larger somehow
That's why I'm here.
Yeah, a lot of these are gonna be a big, big problem.
Yeah.
yeah a massive problem
oh my my camera's locked i'm like oh why i don't know i didn't change nothing
Oh, no, sorry. Why? Why?
Why do you have the hockey?
Shame. What the hell?
Hi.
I
Got that big dog eat up eat up back in the game
Okay.
Okay.
Careful.
Check.
I flashed.
Stop questioning my decisions.
I flashed.
Sorry.
I'm yelling at my chat.
I flashed because I wanted to surprise him like an assassin.
They're yelling at me because I flashed on him, but I got to kill, you know what I mean?
I can never make him happy.
I can never make him happy.
See if you got him.
If I would have ran over there and she
would have moved like Jackie Chan,
they'd be yelling at me as well.
Gah!
You know what?
You got to kill us all that matters.
Thank you.
Finally, somebody make him sense.
Oh my gosh, my body is screwed.
Oh.
Is my body good?
Oh, great.
I'm scared of this.
Brother gave them fire.
They forgot the fire.
The worst thing is they destroyed it.
Oh my gosh, a lousy is shoving their shoes.
Uh-oh.
In the arms of an angel.
Oh, you got out, nice.
Chat lock is tapping.
Yeah, there's three of us.
Oh, gosh, it's so tough.
here what it is here what it is we punish this all we can do we punish this all we can
do it is don't walk over your mortgages please God please yeah
It's not sounded like it's going good down there in the bot lane, huh?
Yeah, it's not going too hot.
Yeah.
What's our win conditions?
Talk to me.
Get me excited.
Hmm.
Y'all still getting massive?
I mean, our scaling is not the worst.
They have smolder, but we also have Ornn.
I think I still look good.
Well, it also depends on Ash.
Holy shit!
Oh, the frog!
Oh, shit.
Can we do this right now, like quick?
Uh, honestly...
Yeah, I guess...
What do we have to lose?
In the oooong.
Oh my gosh, I can't see nothing!
Yeah, you guys.
Oh, I get all good, man.
Yeah.
Yep, we're here.
And I say to you again, this ain't a good game.
She's lost in the sauce. Oh, she is she she useless oh
To us
Not spacing
Just bramble here, but do I build bramble?
I
Think shut down nice huge wow rel actually
Hmm
Darren's gonna be up soon.
I'm up the fifth wave.
Darren, oh.
Yes.
Like, one thought.
Yeah, everyone don't care what you're saying.
Yeah, that guy doesn't care.
I'm crumbling.
I almost smell you.
Yeah, one's dead as well. Not good
All right, what could we have done different here, I'm trying to like
Think of what we could have done to change the outcome of what has happened and to be quite honest I
Really don't know
I mean literally just keep farming, but they're in my shit. So it's like I don't really know
Yeah, rough on the start. It's all good. I was just talking to my chat. I don't really know like
what I could have really done is different since like I couldn't even farm better I
don't know I don't know maybe I just don't give those early deaths
sometimes we can do that
Did you talk to anybody about what to do when you see sometimes you're jungler and the other side of the map?
Still camps and stuff?
Yeah, yeah.
Well that's a problem. I was trying and every time I went there, he was like on his back and I was too late.
Hmm.
Or, I don't know.
I think that was just a bad pick. I think Bolly was not the champ for that at all.
Yeah, I'm doesn't more mobility. Maybe I just go like if I see a half grown. Maybe it's more of like
Nocturne game so I can re-gank his ganks
You could I think if you want to practice like what you oh use this
You're gonna turn me I did as much damage as our mid laner the bad sign
Yeah, I mean our y'all shoved the the I think that that was my biggest mistake that game was done
to the mid later. That was a bad 1v1. I should not have coin flip that.
I thought I was stronger.
That's okay though. I think like you should limit test and you should, you, like it's
totally fine to limit test, especially like we're not even in the tournament. You don't
have to unless you want to climb in rank more so, but I think if dying a lot sometimes in
in the beginning to learn, like literally to limit test
is a fine way of like eventually knowing your damage
and what you can do and what you can't do.
Yeah.
The joke on you.
Well, I think that's my problem too, yeah.
I figured because I win most 1v1s on volley
unless it's against a yas or I guess a laoi now.
And I play a lousy so I know a lousy is strong. I should have. That's on me. That's my bad boys.
That was my game. I lost that one. I got out jungled.
That's on me.
Yeah, you gotta die to learn.
That's on me. That's on me. Hey, that's my bad boss. That's my bad boss.
Sorry boss. Sorry boss.
Yeah, I didn't see that Master U is already locked.
Kane? Kane game.
game game game game game
like I keep practicing this champion I was thinking Kane
pretty much like if I see he I'm going to use usually what I do hmm oh my god
practicing sir in a couple days oh yeah it didn't like the cane pick I don't
No, I know where they got to the bad.
Lock in!
First loss of the day, not a bad one.
It's okay.
Well, it was a bad one, but we're gonna lose
Especially on those like I don't really get too bad about those losses because I feel like I'm the one who lost it
You know, which makes me feel better
Who's playing right now for these comp games I'm seeing
She will hold Kha'Zix
Mirra gets a plate from this, not bad. They also trade drops, not bad
Let's go!
I don't make me pick first peace guard
Hey, you you want to pick? Oh, yeah, yes. Yes. Yes. Oh
You know honestly
Lulu
I'd never see Lulu's. Oh
I love Lulu's the support. I think she like I I normally play AD. I love when people pick Lulu for me
really so what does Lulu do she doesn't she like give buffs and stuff yeah she's
just like such a good protective team slash AD type of or like carry type of
support cause it's like her alties that big knock up chat with the fuck do I
I play against the Cossacks the 1v1 demon is the e game.
My blade is yours.
I'll see if I get wrangled.
Oh, I don't play wrangled.
I wish I played wrangled.
I'd be sick.
Thank you, baby.
I was yapping.
I was in a middle of a conversation woman.
same because of the quest, they're serious. Wait, what quest? What's the quest? So in League, there's
like little, um, like, uh, lore quests that you can do. And sometimes if you, if it usually involves
you killing the other person that like your character has like a lore. So if you kill them,
you get like an extra buff or extra something in the game. Really? Yeah, it's just a little,
A small little thing they add into the game.
Then. No, my skin.
Fucking skin, bro.
You just.
It's over.
And. Oh, the other support already
mugged me prestige, space group, Nami
with my against my base can Lulu.
It's a rough look.
That's a rough look.
I know, she's literally just calling me poor,
off loading screen. Mm hmm. That'll happen.
I don't have these team names on me. It is kind of an alien versus predator game.
He versus Cosyx. Hell yeah. Yeah.
Who do we have with us? Okay, let's have skin advantage here.
Look at that guy. Yesterday I was opening these things and said
every box you have a chance but at 75 you'll get a guaranteed guess how many
boxes it took me to get it no way 70 fucking five
like that way Matt mm-hmm I got it on no exaggeration the 75th the absolute
I'm sorry about that, honestly depressing.
Here's what it is.
I play Delta Force as well, it's usually what happens.
Yeah, where's this rumor, Luckman?
Unbelievable.
I think roughly in for us ash mommy don't like that yeah good luck down there I'm AFK
forming oh great it's just like so cute oh yeah but if any of them are low you let me
know album flash under the tower. I don't give a fuck.
Okay, I'll let you know.
I'm going to say boomer song dude, I'm 27, I'm not a boomer, I'm a young buck, full
head of hair, large hands, petite, not fat.
I swear if we have to fill again, I'm going to freak out.
Oh, great.
It's happening.
Was that a DC?
Oh, no.
What close?
A ZC.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh
What close as easy? Oh, yeah, I'm a DC type of guy. I'm a DC kind of sewer
Ain't nothing better
Yep taste to taste, you know and everybody always like oh a hunch a regular coke is better
No way. Jose. You don't know
Mean about that life
Yeah, also a regular cook says so much sugar in it. Yeah, that definitely
concerns me. 100%! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Let me, let me, let me...
That actually, that concerns me. Wait, you, you don't care about the sugar, but
you drink Diet Coke because you think Diet Codes taste better.
Yes. Yes.
And to be honest, I can drink three DCs.
My wife won't yell at me.
I drink three regular diesel sodas.
My wife's going to let me have it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah. Yeah.
But what do you do with your blood pressure when I'm just like, shut up.
Oh, my. Oh, my gosh.
reported reported you wasted my time I hope you get her my man you son of a
bitch already a lead player reported I hope you lose your account your dog
your family your hamster hope you
all of them good riddance piece of
shit
ah they left they left they had their
no cell phone connected to a toaster
as their computer
Bro, that's crazy kill me
Kill me
Whoa, autofill protected for two games. They're like we're sorry you had a poor experience and we want to try to make it up to you
Okay, shit
All right
Hey, how about this man? Let me make life better. Oh, yeah, it's already better and I'm dancing and it's a
greatest song ever made. I'm listening to it. It's over peak. I just got food buff.
Hachakum, everyone talks about your hands being smacked.
And all of them.
They've been mentioned at Bantam.
On you.
OK.
Bantam, bum bum bum.
And no nipples. What is this? I'm very confused by what they choose to say. What happened?
Small hands, no nipples.
That doesn't sound. That doesn't sound like me. Okay.
You take your better off alone.
Do you take your better off alone?
Lacken!
Oh, that was muted, sorry.
Better off alone!
Are we doing karaoke?
It's a great song.
It's a hype-up song.
It's our hype-up song.
No, it is.
Yeah, we listen to it whenever we do nothing,
but non-stop dyin' arc.
And now it's a staple.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah. The great song.
Oh my gosh, Luck and hold on a minute.
They have a brandy also an immortal Kaiser.
Oh, that's it.
That's it.
What are you guys going to do next?
Just pull the knife out.
Let's call it the UK in this point.
What is going on?
That's the truth. That's the truth. Watch out.
I'll pull money to spleef!
What do we got going on? What do you- what do you think here? What do you think for me?
Oh, how... shit.
Oh my god, they're playing-
Kill me!
They took your guy!
Kill me, please.
Take me out back. Tell me to look at the daisies and fucking dodge.
This is how- this is how this team comp is the scariest.
I've ever seen it and they took brand. I can't even play. Oh my god. I guess
Oh, you have you have no idea. I'm a brand game
We have Shin I
didn't
Hmm. Is this Kane? It's just Kane
Yeah, yep, just I
Didn't even know I just said yes
I can't tell you how many times I've accidentally dodged the edge of our seats don't worry I
I honestly think anything works in solo queue, especially like, yeah, I just think, you know,
it just it kind of is what it is. You're gonna have to carry.
All right, here we go again. Here we go again.
You, when you play support, do you ever play hook champs? I'm a Nautilus connoisseur myself.
Oh, I mean, I like to but I'm not necessarily good at it.
It's inconsistent.
Yeah, I feel that I'm either going to have 20 to 25 assists or 30 to 40 deaths and there
is no in between.
Exactly.
Look, some days I feel like I'm a fucking god.
I'm hitting every hook and some days I'm like, damn, I'm literally just printing it
on a piece of shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't and they probably will
Oh, he's playing up
He's bot lane
Oh
Oh
No one's doing anything. Oh my god, Shin's dead. Oh my god, he's dead.
Let me see. These first share are going to be in my bot lane. Oh, it's a tragedy. It
It is a tragedy.
Seem like such a decision, good decision in the moment, though.
He's going to be in my bot lane, careful.
Yeah, there he is. Just stole everything I loved and hold dear to my heart. I'm going
back into that jungle. I don't care. Here's what it is. I'm going back in.
You gotta do what you gotta do I got to I gotta I gotta take his frog
Understandable
Was it desperation that led you to
What if I if you walk back over here your mom is a hoe?
Oh my god, their shit is so screwed for what I've caused.
Oh, the awesomes here, that's good.
Oh, what a treat.
That's it.
Oh, brand flash or fun.
Nice.
Mord, uh, maybe ghosting.
Mord uh maybe ghosting just so you know oh what a joy what a joy what a fucking
joy oh my god it's over it's over
Brands coming or not brand sorry, uh, he's coming
Fine
Nice we're fucked. We're fucked we
are fucked
if you can, if you can ward that, that'd be good, if you can, all good.
I got me on vision I'll kill me oh my god it's so chop he's on it I'm giving
Uh, he's on dragon?
Yeah.
That's okay.
Like, I want to go steal, but I know more is going to be here and it's like, fuck.
Okay, that was worth it, honestly.
Flash, flash.
I'm getting greedy.
You know what?
your limit. Oh, I know I lose.
Oh, why are you walking over there?
Oh
Oh yeah, here come G. Garret tizzled.
back it up in the bush
an enemy has been slain
okay
Oh
Brands here oh
We're stealing my jungle support here careful support Andy here
I think we might be able to kill him yeah, I'm I'm coming back we can flip it maybe
He's gonna be there in any second
Yeah, everything's gone
Yeah, I mean bro we mates do we we had we had so much we made so much ground and this ye just stole everything bro
I'm getting fucking perfect darted by the bot lane. I got morticizer walking up but getting a shit beat out of him
I mean how many times is she gonna throw it perfectly at me? Oh my gosh
That's insane there's like a fourth one
Oh, there's a TP here.
because of these people.
Got it.
Yes, chef.
Yes, chef.
Mm-mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Mm.
Nice.
Should I not see?
More than Brand are going to go to you guys,
but they're here.
You might as well
still go see it, then.
Yeah.
I dodged that, oh I'm dead, I killed the mortokaiser though, I'll take it.
Our AD carry, our AD carry is still in bot lane.
Yeah, he killed Ash but I don't know where he went after.
Hmm.
Well, it's fine.
I guess.
You motherfuckin' ADC piece of shit!
You ain't no dragon!
You're a lizard!
Damn it!
Yeah, fuck your aunt.
Huh?
Hello there.
I think I might die.
This is a big mistake.
Oh, help me!
Yeah.
Get there, yay! He's stuck in here!
I'm coming.
Y'all see Sierra? Not good.
Shit.
Wait, what is it?
Oh, nice.
Got him.
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright.
Our twisted fate is sitting 15 feet away, missing everything!
I was really confused.
I thought we had that.
Oh!
Oh!
Damn, that was sick.
Alright, at least you can do that.
Good job.
Mm-hmm.
fuck all right we're got red honestly those debts are worth it for the red but
we can't die anymore we got to lock in we have no excuse to fight in stupid
fights anymore but I'm so happy we have red early to
Locked in!
Actually, this is a quick pass.
What's that mean?
Uh, like, do you usually have this indicator that shows up and then you have to click again
for your spell to go through?
Yeah, you know what's funny?
I've talked to so many people about this and everyone's like, you should turn that
off.
But if you think I should turn it off, I'll turn it off.
It's hard to say because it could be preference at the same time.
Then you have like double the ATM to do everything, but if you prefer it then...
Oh no, that's like, you know...
But you know what, it makes sense. It helps learning early.
Yeah, he is just sitting in my damn jungle this little rat. Let's sit
Good news is I have red now so
Mulder Mulder yeah, watch yourself
Watch yourself
He's got four beans
means. Uh do you think? Oh man.
Oh, there's a chance Brian is going topside. Yeah, I think it is. Oh, he's the bot. He's
Yeah, that's right.
Okay.
I can beat this yee, but...
...that's not...
You're doing fucking nothing, man.
You are doing nothing.
Our shin ulted in.
He did so much damage.
You're just sitting there walking backwards, man!
Fuck!
He's fucking midlaner.
Telling me.
Damn it!
He's just walking, he's running in every fight!
He is running away!
So that's what dying is.
Just commit!
We win that!
All you have to do is just stay there bro!
You die, let me carry.
I'm trying to catch your dumb ass.
You might be able to fight drag.
Well, there's a lot of strong.
Yeah, I think we do.
I'm here.
Oh my, a good catch, he's good.
Yay, you should be able to take this.
I'm gonna walk it out?
Yeah.
I'm gonna watch this, pull it out.
I can alt this B2.
Oh, there's a critical over the wall.
Oh, yeah, that's okay you you got it though. That's actually I'm pinging the mid laner
I'm just don't worry about me. I'm just pinging the mid laner
Yeah, don't worry I got the dragon, the last one dead, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
F**k!
That's really good, I like that.
I should have bought sweepery up, I'm buying on next bar, I'll get it on next bar.
Oh.
Ah, shit, this guy is gonna have a tough time, you know.
I already really spent time searching him.
Oh my god.
Shit, so long.
Oh my god, not the team.
oh my god not for you
yeah that was pretty mission honestly
I'm going to go.
Nice.
Get out of my jacket.
Yeah, I'm going to go here.
I
Got minute 42
I got 80 carry again in the bot lane.
No, honestly that's a scream. You can always keep harming her. Yeah, I will.
So that is crazy.
Sweeper!
Oh, there's a brand on the side here.
You'll see that.
Slowly.
Everyone's shrinking it down.
Oh
We get this drag yeah, yeah
No, you make the game so hyped like it's a great thing.
now I feel like there's a bright light.
Hahaha, there's an end of the tunnel!
Hahaha.
There we go.
It's gonna be bad.
Damn.
Smolder!
I've got a little bot in my TF mid.
Don't throw the lead.
Oh
He's so lucky that my art didn't work morta kaiser's walking here. Yeah
I'm gonna push out mid actually
I'm backing careful
You have more guys, there's he's dumb enough to flash all you so just be careful
Hey, there's you
I'm
I'm not here.
I'm not here.
In the arms of an angel.
Yeah, we, we getting them.
Nice.
We can be wrong.
Yeah, we go Baron.
Aught lane needs cleared though.
Yeah, that's a good thing. We kind of need smother. I don't know if we can do it.
I'll see if it's... fuck.
Smother... yeah.
I can't make sure it...
I'm telling you, we can still do it.
Agreed.
agree. Agree, boss agree. Come on, everybody. Are you kidding me? Okay, you know, I can't
do this anymore. Where the hell is Mulder? I don't know. He was really basing and he's
That was crazy.
Oh my, my AD, like...
Drag up in a minute.
Oh yeah, we're getting massive! We're a giant on the map!
I'm waiting whoa you just flash
Drive safe.
Kat, we've went over this multiple times.
I'll tell you, I love you.
I love you, but at no point ever would I be calling any of y'all baby. Okay? Not talking to y'all. It's time
Almost had our next item is clear this and we're good to start bumping
I still don't have enough shit.
Good work everybody, good work.
I'm gonna smite him from this regid plan.
The fuck out of here you bitch sorry about that
I
Wait am I supposed to be ending the game shit sorry about that team
I'm coming
Go ahead!
Shit!
yeah I was what's my shit doing nothing he's watching me
go to war this shen has been um something else
flash fuck you I should have flashed you're right I'm sorry about that both
good show time good show time this is the lock it a moment
Hold! Hold!
Crackin's up!
This will be
That is got no fear
I'll tackle so much I'm coming in
I can't only get a kill involved at all, but I'll wait.
Oh, it must.
What the fuck?
Oh, shit.
You just got barren?
Well...
Alright, I guess.
I
Think they're fucking it
Come on you to get some
Oh, we got in the game.
More conscious coming.
Run and be alive.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good game! Good game!
Woo! Finally.
Nice game.
We climb.
Onwards is where we go!
Onwards!
Hey Jack, do you think Nick has caught anything today or not?
He had to have, right?
What if he caught a shark?
Fish it, fish it.
No, that was from yesterday.
I didn't respond, I'm trying to play hard to get.
Hold. Hold that for when the game starts.
When we ban it, shake out.
The jokes are you.
I see.
Sing for us. Share the angelic voice with the masses.
Oh, my God, we banned ye.
No!
Oh, bastards.
Oh, who in the band, friend?
Looking like a cane angle.
Looking like a cane angle.
You want to do some nocturne?
Oh, nocturne fish.
Oh, nocturne.
Oh, nocturne.
Oh, nocturne.
Doctor fish. Oh, not the fish. I hate that fish. Oh
Terrible news
I hate seeing that fish man
Why don't you ever run blue cane because blue cane requires skill and some of that I lack
Actually to be honest, I'm playing probably if I play cane in the tournament. It's gonna be a red cane
I think I'm fringe I guess I'll play Lulu with Yasuo
Hell yeah, what the fucking top of Cali
Hey, that's me God. It's a prior wait. That's you you play top of Cali. I do
I play I like playing a colleague to I play that a lot mid
Yeah, I call me so fun. It's so much fun. It's so much fun. Yeah
I mean, I think this is a yet another cane game.
I can bounce her up like crazy.
Do what speaks to you, man.
Whatever your heart sings, all the chats yelling by God bless me.
God help me because we are I'm like Helen Keller on this by I can't lie to you.
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna hype it up. You're gonna look at me. You're gonna see what I do and you're gonna go
What's wrong with him and I apologize in advance?
No, you're so good, man
Let's say that's uh
Typical experience of silky players. Yeah true. Yeah
I don't know what to do.
Just practice.
Who cares?
A great.
A great.
You're not going to have four people who flame you're just going to have maximum three.
That's great news.
No I didn't chat told me to buy this skin.
I had no idea that this skin was one of those types of skins.
I had no idea.
I swear.
Plan.
I don't need a plan.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
We save this song until we start thumping back to mobster cat so I don't lose the youtube
stream.
A little chill music while we farm and then we get to that point and we're Rasputin
in home.
I'm my own backup
They're having flash heal?
Yes chef yes chef
Okay, they are here.
You got nothing.
I should be about right here.
Okay.
I'm sorry for you, I took a ward river.
Yeah, chef.
Let's get to the fun part.
What?
You're a slain enemy.
Hey!
An ally has been slain.
Here I come to save the day.
Poor Wreck-It.
Do you see that shit?
Do you see that?
Don't get baited by Top lane.
He sucks.
It is what it is.
I should have called I should have called that out sorry sorry about that call you're
I'm good. All good.
Nice. Um... no sums on... wait.
I think they used it earlier, but Seraphine had no flash.
I'm fizzed.
Okay, well, this time, Tanger also no flash.
Yeah.
I can help you with it.
Do that here.
Oh,
Oh,
Oh,
oh,
Oh,
Oh,
I don't need a plan.
fucking
If you hit a wall hit it hard
Shaza
I
Oh big double nice
Oh, it's got me really far.
You're good.
Headlames win and heavy now, so stop lane.
We are chilling!
BITCH!
GET OUT OF HERE!
Oh shit!
Well, that happens.
Yeah, we were just smirking on Vi.
Damn it!
It's fucking fish!
I'm trying, I'm trying over here, I'm trying.
I'm huge!
Now there's nothing better than when your teammate pings you like what are you doing and then you just
and then you just, WHAAAA!
I have no idea what just happened, you know?
Can you prove them wrong?
She said that's so cool, I caught someone else's problem!
Literally.
No, I liked it. I'm obsessed.
All right, I think this
I have all cut in 15 we can do whatever you all want with it
I'm looking kid. Are you clearing words beautiful? Yep. I cleared it five seconds
Yeah, I'll speed you to if you want to go in and all I'd love to if they walk up
Okay
Nice.
Little 3D.
Drag up at 15.
Yeah, drag up.
Push this out and we'll come.
Mhm.
Yeah.
I don't think I'm gonna die in the turret, I guess.
I
See look River
Careful, she's walking towards you guys.
Okay.
I don't care.
All right, we got great pace for making good decisions great pace with good decisions.
So we gotta do
I am a go saundered here, I don't really have any tanks that I'm worried about
It's saundered good here or bad help me help me help me please God
coming on my way
What is this smolder think he's doing?
Yeah, he's not great at this.
BANG!
Sometimes you gotta make a door! Shit!
I
Sounds like it's a quote from a movie. Oh fuck I took that prior. I don't know
Oh.
Get it up.
Fun part.
Oh.
Mm.
The dragon is up.
Mm.
Oh.
Nice.
Killing.
Ah!
You're gonna have to come back to the end of the world.
Thank you, shield.
You're not coming through the day.
Or rapid.
Your Twitter has been destroyed.
Who am I? Who do you think you are? I am!
Rampage. What the f**king...
Oh, she's coming
Alright
What I said we are stopping them a little bit. Yeah
I don't know what kind of bar I'm talking about
I don't know
I'm bleeding
Oh god, I'm sorry
Fireflash?
Yup
Oh
Got it
Yeah
I don't know what to do with it.
Doing great!
Doing great!
Oh, I don't run it down.
Oh, come on!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Uh-oh.
Kind of a throw here.
Are you serious?
Oh, I don't know.
Are you serious?
Oh, I done did this. Done did it.
I done did the done did it. Oh, shit.
They live for so long.
Bad hunch!
I need anti-heal.
Shut down.
Oh! Oh!
We're fine.
Let's just shut down to the slender.
Your turret has been destroyed.
Your turret has been destroyed.
Killdrillverse, fuck.
No!
No, I'm doing it. I'm doing the saying I'm doing the saying I'm doing the saying
Oh
All right, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna throw anymore. I'm
I'm done throwing. I'm done throwing. I'm done throwing.
We're locking back in. We're locking back in.
That's on me. That's on me. I'm doing the thing. I'm doing the thing.
I
Log it back in that's on me. Sorry. I did expect to get
Yeah
I can't believe how much damage I did to my team.
Oh, our team, our team still just absolutely demanding respect.
Yep.
Oh god.
That's awesome.
Oh god.
I just w'd myself a little bit.
Old and 12 or not old sorry dragon 12.
Yeah.
I don't know all our team is a colleague is just doing absolutely nothing
Don't worry, y'all. Two is behind you fighting three guys.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Oh, God. This guy is too...
I don't understand why the y'all would've choose...
Let me ask y'all.
Why go 1v3 instead of killing the guy in...
in our fucking jungle
Yeah
Like our whole team is getting chased down and he elects to go in 1v3 I don't get it
That was a good fight honestly just one of us had a bad kill target do the thing
I'm doing the thing I'm doing the thing somebody help I'm dead again I'm the
raging I'm raging I'm raging I'm raging I'm raging I'm throwing we have
completely into the game. Both the game just got insanely hard. The game just got
insanely hard.
I'm throwing now I'm pissed off. I was 8 and 1. I'm 95. It's so bad. I may have K farming
I may have K farming I've thrown us back into the blender of this game being loseable feels bad
I guess so brittle
This game was already won
I still think we can win it yeah
Just made it a lot harder on ourselves
Yeah, I'm looking.
He was a little over extended.
He backed.
He backed it up, Kara.
All right, good news is one dragon till soul man, they really did take the lead while that's
Sanity I
Just shows you man league is just one of those games. It truly takes one fight. That's just everything has changed
Prior
ah
Oh, this is not a good yeah that's
This is not a good at all
And the problem is like they have two hyperscalers who have downscaled to the point where we
get one dab.
So it's like...
Yeah, it's hard.
our other scaler is Senna. She needs to have a scale to that level yet I do.
We got to just try and, I got to try and steal drag I think.
There he is.
Oh, fish.
Big shut down.
Nice.
Nice.
He's actually...
Oh, god.
No.
Smolder just had that point now.
I don't know if we can kill her.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't know if we can kill her now I make the off still even worse about
himself. Now that is the key to legal legends. Now he's jailing us. I'm going to be honest,
I was the one who voted no. I still think there's a world. I just have to nuke the
nuke to smolder. I also did the fucking briar to try and save you all, which I should have
just dope their backline and trade their backlines. That's on me.
It's not a horrible idea, actually, though. I think it's more like, uh, cause we had two
assassins on our team, like they would have had to con me with you.
Yeah. Which I don't know if that's gonna happen. I want this team.
Yeah, they're more volatile.
Yeah, I think it's definitely just
Yeah, that's okay. Yeah, I think I'm going to come.
Come on back here.
Oh, okay. All right.
I'll go back.
No, he's alone.
Okay, nice.
Holy shit.
Oh
We haven't caught like a fish
I'm caught like a fish again. Oh god. Oh god. Oh saying good
I was caught like a fish for a third time!
GG, GG guys!
Oh my god, I had no idea our Yoss was 3 and 13.
Yeah, he's been into all game man.
I had no idea he ended to that point.
I did not know what he was doing.
That's actually insanity.
Reborned!
3 and 13, that is fucking demonic.
I thought I was throwing at the end there.
My guy was throwing baseballs at a field.
Holy shit.
Oh, actually can you go bathroom real class?
Absolutely you can.
I'm just going to look at my chat as they yell at me for throwing that game.
Yeah, I think that's my problem right now in general.
Like we get ahead and I throw the lead so much.
And in my defense, in my defense, every time I would engage in those fights, our Yoss was
quite literally doing absolutely nothing.
And the fight that lost us the game was Yoss going to 1v3 instead of killing Briar and us
getting that drag.
But I will admit, me diving next to Baron, bad play.
Me diving whenever the fuck I died, then died at that one point, bad play.
That was whenever they started coming back.
It was that first dive, Baron dive, and what was the other one?
I don't remember when the other one was.
There was like three at three times I threw that game or through my life away, which I will admit
Especially when we have someone like that Yoss, I can't I can't I can't fall behind I
Can't I
Can't
Well, it's just hard man
You know, it's it's very hard for me to be patient because the majority of the time when I play these games my my other
other teammates don't or won't or refuse to start a fight unless they are by themselves.
I don't know what it is about legal legend players, especially the people on my teams,
but so often I get these individuals and you maybe you guys can make it make sense. These
fucking idiots will go 1v2 1v3 by themselves pushed up into lane, but they won't go in
first in a 4v4 or 3v3. Why is that? 80 carry. That's what 80C means is 80 carry.
Yeah but I can't like my character I have the abilities in that I do nothing. Like I can't
I'm just playing by the wrong
way. Whenever I go in, do I
just keep committing to
throwing my.
What's it called?
Go for any carry with my old.
That's literally what I did
against the briar and you guys
yelled at me for not doing it
I'm not going to be able to
get into the game. Well, that's
what I'm saying. I initiate a
fight with Vi and then I back
out until my cues back up and
then I go back in for the
stud. See the things that some
of you guys are saying are
just not how my characters
played. If you think Vi is
played by me going into a
Melee a full health fucking whatever the hell you don't understand how vias played or I don't understand
Understand how vias play one of the two I don't or you don't because I'm almost positive
I don't sit there and and what's it called?
Anyone whenever my my abilities are down if a fight starts
I want to play comp. I don't I don't want to play flex right now. I want to play competitive.
I want to play competitive. Sorry I'm back. Okay, you're a bi player, right? Yes. Alrighty.
Answer me this question because I'm arguing with my chat trying to understand how this
champ works. It starts. I engage. I hit someone with a Q and two E's, right? I get them. Yeah.
Let's say half health. It's my job then to stand there and continue autoing that guy,
or do I back out and wait for my Q to come up and then go back in?
It depends, because it's like if you have the health to stay and chase, then you can. And then
And then if you're low, you can kite, you can kind of like run away, and then play around
your cooldowns.
I think right now, I'm always playing around my cooldowns.
So it just depends, like if we have the advantage, I stay in there and just auto the shit out
of people.
If I'm low health, I back out, wait for my Q, and then I go back in, and then my Q gives
me shield, right?
Like very small, my E gives me shield, got it.
Yeah, well it so it depends like
If they're about to die it's and like they're really critical target to die
Then you could keep chasing and try to like get if like die for the cause
Yeah, it is like a judgment type of thing. Okay, cool
Got it 10 for rubber ducky read you loud and clear
here. Chat, I'd rather die than play Zac. I banned the word Zac in my chat.
Yeah, Q also gets shielded, passive is up, yeah.
Hmm a little y'all
I played with some bad lucks is I got Lux PTSD I was banning Lux just so I didn't get
a Lux on my team and I'm going to be one of them of the who this is a stinky game.
What do I play here?
is I on a crazy pig for this
I on, I say I know about
I on jungle, but I don't think
it's too crazy, you know,
not working for the. I'm
It might be a blue cane game.
I think it is.
Oh, this is a great brand game.
Fuck!
I shouldn't have to wait for brand.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
I'm not sure.
Oh, blue King is one shot by
Gary and play red. Got it.
Walk back in rough last one.
We win this one right back into
the midst right back into the
mix right back into the mix.
No big deal.
This will very much upset the balance.
There is fear in your grip, and doubt in your heart.
Welcome to Summer's Rift.
I have no heart.
That is...
I'm gonna play the game slowly, okay?
Oh
Can I get a ward here if possible if not, it's okay. Oh my god
You do nothing without me
If you get a way clear I know it's way early and you can word that I'd really appreciate it if not all good
Yeah, my red I think she might actually be there careful
Oh here she is
This ain't the play.
Oh Tommy.
Oh Tommy.
Oh Tom dead.
Run Tommy.
Bye Tom.
dreams live on
there is much darkness around you
in you
that is my armor
aww, sorry you kidding
we hit the juggler
beef it
Zoe, help me, Jerk!
Oh, my god.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
I got it!
Nice.
Oh, god.
Oh, nice.
I'm still level 2 with this beef it was so long.
Alright, alright, that worked, somehow that worked.
I
Don't get to catch up not yet
careful jungles in the river she's gonna be there
maybe she's not she's really behind right now like she's screwed her whole
game so alright we have the lead we have such a lead let's not screw it up
yeah lock in on our best champ or one of them this is our game come on I'm gonna
a back buy and then I say we go drag Lily are coming Lily are coming
Very nice.
Thank you.
And with a W as he was running away, get back here!
Right! Hey, hey, hey.
Don't let her hold this. What the fuck?
Nah, that's crazy.
Ash, that's actually insane!
And now she goes in. That's craziness.
Dude.
I'ma clear these camps then I'm gonna go get dragged
which doesn't seem like a good decision now
fuck fuck oh I killed Garen
I
Nice
Coming
I
Miss
No, I was all my screen we go here
I don't see one of you guys have to think this might be a crazy call yeah
What the fuck is that ball doing there?
I have, I already have red cane and it's level five.
That is how much we've been beefing this game.
Yeah, but you're also winning the beef, so.
Yep.
Oh
Pumpkins died shit
There she blows, there she blows.
I don't know why.
Maybe Punisher?
I am massive.
Okay, why flash just to make sure you probably didn't need to but fuck it
Yes, chef
Oh, you can, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
I mean?
Yeah.
They're a bit low.
Surfing the ulti?
You guys turn her wash away.
Snare.
You got this.
There you go.
That one too.
That's...
Noi!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
I suckle so much. I suckle.
Not too shabby.
Let's go!
Music time!
This usually goes bad. Let's go!
I'd rather be a releasing wrap.
Dragon's up in a minute.
Yes, Chef!
We have a prior bot, so you can get it for ya.
I'ma go kill Garen.
Oh my god, he's dead.
Oh my god, he's dead.
Oh my god.
Oh.
What the hell?
Wow.
Her movement.
Just...
Yeah.
Oh, support.
Support.
We'll smell you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Turn on it.
Yeah.
I'm coming for the bot lane gank she's so low like you could literally dive her
Oh
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
They're almost fucking daughter.
You kidding?
Let's go make some co-ops.
I missed everything, not good.
I'm coming.
Oh, not a good shut down, right?
I didn't think she was going to walk over.
My jungle got to be warded.
Oh, man, you are massive.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
I'm kind of fed.
Yeah, I was 8-0.
I'm 8-1 now.
You know, I'm guaranteed to do that at least once a game, you know what I mean?
Now I got it out of my system. I got it out of my system. I got it out of my system early
To clear everything I got it out of my system wait you're one and a two holy shit
I think I need to back to back.
Bitch!
He gets the R back. Wait when the fuck did he get how did he get the R back?
What a move by Tommy
What a move by Tom. Oh
What a move by Zoe?
How'd he get the R back? What the fuck? Here we go again. No, I'm fine.
Oh my gosh, Zoe's nasty.
Oh my god!
Zoe does met, Zoe does met in Fethemines.
Confirmed.
Huh?
What you have no idea what I just witnessed
Oh, it's fine the jungler is just doing the exact same thing I'm doing we're good
Yeah, I got him
fuck the ramp tarot
off
off
off
off
off
off
,
I was said
a
one
,
the
I can't see you.
Watch out, there's a Garen in the jungle.
Garen in the jungle.
Watch out.
I have to watch the map if you ask.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, that looks like the ending bye man.
Oh, the little you quit.
She's headed up.
She's headed up.
I
Lillius quit the game
with the game. She's not enough.
Oh, that's awesome. I guess we just push. She walked in. She she walked in to the
Juggle realize your juggle is there. It just sat there. I love you kill her after
That's just sad man. I love it. I love it because usually I'm in that position
I'm on my way
Oh
Oh, I can't do that so, though, how'd I get it?
Yeah, we'll get the place.
Your team has destroyed an inhibitor.
We're out of time.
We're out of time.
18, 18 and 1, 18, Jesus!
Yeah.
And you got, I don't know if I should play if he bought.
I
Lock in let's go let's go
Tell I wonder who I'm gonna ban this game
Oh
Oh, okay, okay. Well, it looks like that's what you want to play I know I was just like I
I could walk him. Yeah sure
Sure
hell we parking that let's go man hell of a game bro dad Zoey build different okay hear
me out here. I think I might go brand. So I'm a cook that
NASA's do it. Is that crazy? Is that crazy? Not crazy. It's
not crazy to do. Yep. Yes, chef. Yes, chef. Yes, chef. I'm
about to cook this NASA's. I'm about to cook them. Honestly,
It's a pretty good pick against Nasus
He ain't gonna outscale me
I'm a bully there's shit out of them, too
It's good because I do the bad pick in stasis
Anna kill me kill me
You know about what the fuck that fire touch and they added a new ruin
Well, am I
Dude, I haven't been away for that long, right?
I don't know. Crazy.
You
Watch me work. Watch your boy work chat. Watch me work. Watch me work.
Minions has spawned.
What's I did I update it it's six and two, right? Oh
My gosh, there's a trend in there
You say I'm a passive farmer
Oh god, here we go!
We're not, we're not necessarily playing against a winning lane either, so you know what, honestly that, that kind of works out.
Oh, and I tried to ask him like...
I
Just bullying in the top lane, let's see it
I'm just trying to be smart. He stole my entire jungle. We'll see though
Okay, that's smart
of
I'm looking
I'm gonna need help over here potentially
Oh, he stopped, he stopped, so it's cool.
This
Like
The clear is about to be insane
Watch this clear chat. This is why Brand Jungle so damn good. We're gonna gank top too
Well, I kind of fucked it up I can't lie
obviously that didn't look as good as I was telling you yes peanuts joining me
on League tomorrow yes sir oh the wolves are protecting my queue yeah there
There it goes, alright, I like an idiot now.
I hate when that happens.
You see him, Bob?
Oh, one auto, are you kidding?
Oh, I'm clearing too quick.
I can't tell this back. I can't tell this back. Yeah, nice.
Oh, so you don't understand we do drag junglers up there
I'll take it and so I pick brand our top line is gonna feed the NASA's to infinity and beyond
Buzz Light here, but hopefully we'll cook him
Yeah, all right. He is 0 in 3 35 CS at six minutes. Not a good luck. I think he's here, baby
Oh my gosh, the farm is protecting him. He got to be kidding me
He's back beautiful
Please don't be here Diana. I beg you. Okay, good
Come on come on to my strictly and Shamiah
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I can't stand that.
Like I tried.
Nice job.
Ouch.
Yeah, that guy's...
No fear.
Sorry.
Sorry about that boss.
Nice!
Okay, yeah set set is set is not very good
Truth be known set is not very good
Be gone
I made just W'd and the Nexus didn't hit him one time.
So should I always be rockin' Sweeper?
I'm always getting yelled at to rock Sweeper.
Oh, you're locked in, sorry.
An ally has been slain.
An ally has been slain.
Oh my god!
This is very good, I'm looking.
Guys, please.
She's so low
Oh the bounce are we gonna kill all I think
Nice oh my god. Hmm. Very good. Very good. Nice
Nice.
I don't need to war-drag my ant.
Actually, it's probably should award a dragon. So you want to ward it if you don't demand don't die for me
I'm coming
Weeper
Got his ass. All right, free drag get a game
Offlane is getting absolutely bullied.
The jungler is dead.
I'm on it.
I'm on, I'm on with it, I'm with it, I'm with it.
Yeah, I was hard to this MF and say that's a skill issue, but
Don't want him to throw this early, huh? Yeah. Yeah
It's just I you have to hit gentle parent
Players but what is the what does devil if say sometimes it's legal legend sometimes it's therapy sessions
Yeah, sometimes the babysitting
Jesus!
Oh, I see her.
Nooooo!
Later pussy.
I mean okay.
Nice kill man.
was worth it. I feel like he's proving my plan. I might be mad about that death. Oh my god.
They're doing the same thing to me. They're just like everyone's suiciding to kill somebody
right now yeah she flashed
I should have went what's it called.
What the heck?
Okay.
All right, I got taken mental mental crystal my god, I keep running out of mana
I
Have love tough love
of your team. Yeah. This guy.
We're up two dragons. I know. It was so winnable.
Oh, he yanks him out. He yanks him out of my
I have already muted. Oh my gosh, is Ari from a past game? I wonder who that is.
if you rampage
the body again shit
this like
I'm coming.
Beautiful. Do you want to get dragged?
Yeah, honestly.
I'll do 4v4 though, don't expect.
Oh nice, it's done.
You get her.
There we go.
Hey baby!
A little careful here.
Yeah.
Gotta get out.
Yeah, I think we leave.
I think we leave.
It's lost.
I don't got enough health to actually do it.
But we need it.
My heal off my camp really quick.
We can kill this guy. We're doing great. Oh, yeah, we can
Holy
go out of the game. That is full running backwards. Yeah, I mean, we don't have a top lane, and
we have an AD carry going through a mental crisis. This is just one of those games. Just
one of those fucking games. But I'm pretty large now so hopefully I can get big enough
to where I can just nuke their whole team. I don't know.
I mean, honestly, I'm decently struggling through.
Definitely on drag. I'm giving this one. We already have two
It sucks because their team isn't even that good they're just huge
They're okay.
Looks a little sus.
I'm just shoving out top lane right now.
Open that nasus, doesn't, yep, it reuse, it reuse.
I'm out of mana and it's just over why am I running out of mana so much I don't understand
like what is wrong with my build where even at this level I'm still running out of fucking
mana. What is wrong with my build? Why am I still zero mana?
What's it called? You don't have a mana item.
Oh, fuck, I don't.
Oh!
What do I need for mana items?
There's lost chapter? Oh, does...
Torch?
Landry's lost chapter?
Oh, you have that.
I'm getting torch. Okay. Got it. So I just need to finish torch. Don't yourself gotta get torch can't play brand without torch
I'll build that first from now on
Oh, yeah, I just reported math. She's hard throwing now
She's
She's funny cuz she was the one who said she's gonna play pasta and she did anything like that
Yeah.
Don't you love that?
Yeah.
Well, if we can bring this one back, this is a true test.
I think we can.
Yeah, it's actually kind of doable if MF like contributes a tiny bit.
one good old five five yeah i could pretty much replace i think right now me as well
in the mercery not good
we just have absolutely zero presence anywhere and i i'm just i'm getting bullied out of jungle
so it's gonna be hard for me to scale yeah set is at least going turret mf is trying to
your team has destroyed I don't know what she's doing
all right sad okay let's go
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Damn, bitch. Fuck you.
I just get my items so I can actually do something, just gonna farm ways for a little
bit.
I should almost be there.
Oh, I cannot wait to get this bad item.
Oh my god, this is a terrible, terrible mistake on your boy.
Holy shit
I must just build that not even think about building it because this has been
Parable yeah
Man I had a membrane 50 more
Oh my god, this song
Oh
and
drag
drag opportunity drag opportunity
well there mom
Oh nice, nice.
Oh, you're a bad guy.
Yeah, you guys tend to burn.
You should burn.
Very winnable.
And with Fran.
Wait, Ari just...
Oh my god.
What is happening? What is happening?
I...
I don't understand what she left.
Uh, she left to get...
What was that?
What just happened?
I know.
She left to get, um, berries.
What?
What'd she say?
I- I have to mute it.
She- no, she didn't say anything.
I
Question mark you shit, sorry
What I'm so confused on what just happened. Oh my god, it's terrible. It's terrible news
Well, they didn't do anything off of it. That's good news. Yeah. Oh my god, kill me
I guess if they were intentional then not much I could say.
of
I have never played a game where my team wanted to lose across the board so much, you know.
We have a top laner.
We have a top laner who fed the worst character in the game to feed.
We have a misfortune, we're quite literally going to F after the minute and we have an
awry.
That isn't that bad, but might be living his life with multiple disabilities.
I don't know what exactly to do with this.
I've never been a part of stuff like I've had people throw game sure but universally problematic
This is insane!
What am I supposed to do?
It's in shambles!
It's in shambles!
They might be...
Yeah, they are
And everyone dead
Don't you dare question mark me misfortune you fucking sack of shit. It's rage bait. It's gotta be rage bait man. No way
So bad.
Drags up. Is that even a possible thing?
Hmm.
How long does it take to get to the east end?
There's a chance it's possible.
Oh, I got Warden.
But it'll be tough.
We'll see you later.
It was good hanging out with Gell.
Treasure our time that we got to hang out.
Yeah, it's so good.
This is my soul.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna be honest I love the brand pick here because the only character that I can
actually do something with it against this level of feed when you think I'm what doing
something on on doing something on bolly cane no bro this game is cooked we
gotta hope we throw the best all of our lives and
Oh my god, thank god.
A guy?
He dies.
There she blows.
I thought my stun hit him.
Hey, plus 420.
Hey, hey, 420 where my pot hits.
the
longer the longer this game goes on the better off we are because I know that that top lane
getting large the show is out
don't say it
yep no exactly what you're saying
it's misfortune is useful as a shit flavor lollipop but you know
Hopefully he finds the three brain cells he has and puts them all together to equal something
All right, we have drag up in three minutes and it's there so we gotta win it
God oh god
Okay, hold on hold on here. Oh my fucking god. I can't right now. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming
I don't care fuck them.
Yeah, no, no, you're all to be decent, I guess.
You gotta.
I'm backing.
Is it faster to back here or just to walk back, do you think?
I think if you're here, you could do it.
It's probably faster walk back, but...
I gotta go deathcap, no?
I mean, I know that Zonia is probably best,
but I feel like we're gonna need the damage to kill that...
that Yas, or that not the Yas, sorry, the Nases.
Oh, yeah, I actually don't think Zonia is a bit...
I think you could go deathcap.
Okay, cool.
You just need damage.
We need to set up for old Drake.
it chance I'll say and void staff you put they don't have a lot of them are but
you also have laundry I feel if you could you could avoid or grab each other things
people know better I just think that
Don't worry, MF is sitting in spawn clearing waves.
We got a lot of information from her.
Oh, he's flushed.
Oh, looks like the game might be over here.
Oh, Arya's up.
to
the
ms just T.P. to spawn that no no she bas
to do
the
the
the
the
the
I don't know if there's literally anything we could have done.
Uh, yeah, it's tough.
We get such a team game that you just really need the other team to thrive.
I think this is just one of those games where I hope that MF gets a downloads of AdLink.
And hopefully she doesn't have to ruin anyone else's games the way she ruined all of them.
And Chicago is crazy.
I mean it's one thing to be like borderline schizophrenic, it's another thing to go 3-16
and call the game GG's at 3 minutes in.
And she told you to play passive and then ran it the fuck down!
How does that work?
We should have known when she asked for, like,
oh, I got any carry.
We should have known it was good.
I know.
I was just like, and I tried to offer.
I tried to be like, hey, what do you play?
And then I tried to tell her to play passive
and she's like, I can't.
What do you mean you can't?
And my chat told me that she's a Mousa heart player.
Of course she is.
Of her one trick minutes.
So I'm like, okay, so you normally don't dodge skillshots
because you have a spell shield mid usually or what like with the
I mean brain dead champ for brain dead players. I mean I get it. It makes complete sense
Why why wouldn't she just play mouth fucking 80 carry at that point? It's better than one time or first timing MF
How much you want to bet she takes a
bot lane off of her fill roll
Yeah
probably traumatized them being so bad. I have a question so now we just got her as a fill and that
completely screwed our game like 100%. Do we still lose the same amount of LP even though
one of our teammates were filled in a lane? I think we do because we have our regular roles but
they if they are like completely autofilled then they lose less. Like if they if they're filling
their secondary role they lose the same amount. So I can ask you a genuine question just me and
you no one else is here yeah it's right you know kind of you know what I mean they like
fully functional with that idea because I'm just saying I mean it could be wrong I don't know the
like like mathematics of it all like how do they in a lane they don't play get a reward
but I get punished for them sucking in a lane they don't play how does that work yeah yeah
Yeah, that's, uh, yeah, I agree with all that.
Hmm, a talent.
What do I play against a talent?
Is this another cane game?
Canes man.
I think it's a yee game.
I don't want to hear about this all hugs through the game you can't listen and the majority
of games I would hear you out and I talk shit to you but I yeah it's not even fun to talk
shit to you whenever I get a game like that man like that's just one of those again it
doesn't matter if I was playing God there is not much actually God could probably have
that game, but it doesn't matter what champ I was playing. I could be playing literally
any champ in the game. Brand jungle isn't the reason why we lost. If you truly think
that you have multiple impediments, I don't know what else to tell you. Yee would have
been stomped by NASA's and by their, their jungler. Every character I fucking play would
have lost that game. You cannot feed a NASA's fucking five and O and as a top laner and we
We cannot have an AD carry that for some reason is playing legal legends even though they
are mentally incapable of handling life.
That's not on me.
Most of the time, I'd hear you out.
This one's not most of those times.
Who, dear, one-shots, Nasus.
And if I was skinny, I wouldn't be fat.
bad neither of those are things that well actually I can control one of them I
don't fucking play you dear that's what I'm trying to get out here I don't play I
don't play you dear and no one wants to play that fucking dumbass I don't want
to play you dear I hate you dear
I just think and I said it before and I got roasted for bomb a stand by it. I think in
this game, the mental. What's the word I'm looking for here?
The ability for people to stay mentally sound and legal legends is zero. It's okay for you
to bitch. It's okay for you to complain. It's okay for you to yell into talking all chat
with all cats. I don't care. But just saying I'm not having a good game even though my
whole team is I'm going to throw and run it down. Bro, you should be punishable by ban.
You should be banned for doing that shit. It shouldn't be no warnings. It should be nothing.
You should be smited. It's a free to play game. Go make another recount. Have to go through
whole pain and I bet your bitch ass wouldn't do it again. Done. It's not even about being bad.
Well, that's the problem, I guess, right? You have to prove it.
You lost all your skins. Dude, it's such a good time to get back into it smoking.
The game is so fun right now. I will say, and you guys might call me crazy, I feel like League is
in a position for someone who's only played it for two years. I feel like League is like the most
balance it's been in since I've been playing like I don't see any champs and
go oh shit
that's cuz you don't have to lane against them I don't play jungle unless
I'm practicing for an AT&T tournament. I play mid and top. I actually hate jungle. I
love dueling with people in lane
That's why I'm practicing. I'm shit asset jungle
I do look at all my games before this week
beautiful. Oh wow. Up off. I was literally heading up there, now I'm slowed. Shit. Psycho
Okay, there we go.
Oh, she's good. I don't understand this Lux's positioning. Oh no. Oh, she's good.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Because Aurora ain't careful she gonna get ganked again.
There it is.
Oh, it's mid lane.
Or you, man.
He's here, I kill.
No, careful careful junglers and bot lane jungle
Fucking
Yeah, he's the jungler
Wait the mid laner was ganking top this whole time. Yeah
I was like, oh that's a bone.
Oh what the fuck are these games right now no
Oh, yeah, we're fine. I'm on I'm playing you so I'm not really too scared of any of these cats
Three and a mid laner is not what I want to see this early
Also be advised that guy has ran away from his lane multiple times and our mid laner hasn't pinged once so
Don't expect no ping from him
Fuckin boys we win this game come on we can do it no bad deaths no bad deaths
fuck him
Nice Briar, there we go, beautiful, see if I can get her here.
You guys have Priya if you want to walk over that'd be great too.
Okay, there we go, momentum back.
Alright.
All right, all right there brava
Excellent
I need to get Shweeper.
Remembering
What is that
No, I'm all good. I
I'm coming right now. I don't I don't want to thank you though
I'll try one later
What's up, baby
I'm not even take shit because my gum is gonna it's gonna taste terrible. All right, take Lucy. Love you
AFK farming boys this is how we're gonna win
I take that trade if I were you guys, oh never mind never mind I had no idea how low you
They are going to ward that.
I should have punished.
If you can clear, right when you get the lane, if you can clear, I can kill.
Okay, good they catch you. I'll get you
Their jungler will be in there, but they built a back
I'm leaving I'm leaving
Careful jungler here yeah
Yeah, a bit late.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.
This is so late. All these enemies are going back to me.
What a boring game for me so far
I
Nice
Very good very very good
We are, we're looking up slow.
Yeah, a little slow start, speeding up now, thank goodness.
I'm gonna die.
Oh, ooh, bullseye!
Oh, he's going in.
Excellent, excellent everybody.
All right, it's like that we're back
Watch that that was awesome to say oh
champion. Lucky duck. I cued his wall. Pretty cool. Wait, so I always see you guys saying
to use smite. Should I be smiting in every fight if I have one up? If it's gonna be close
at all? Yeah, why not? Okay. Alright, yes, chef.
Killing spree
They're right here
Get out of my house!
I have had enough of this.
Oh, fuck.
Your team has destroyed.
An ally has been slain.
We are memories.
I
Whoa
What up
I
Let's go
I'm gonna clear this.
thousand gold by the way
holy shit
I just bought 3 items
I just bought 3 items
Alright, no to hutch, do not feed a lane
that is my goal right now, yep I'm there
Oh my god.
Please come over here.
Come on.
Over here, please.
Uh, what?
I think Darry's is the only one I shouldn't be bullied because I'm out of there.
Yeah, that's fine.
I'm just kidding.
That's funny.
That one has been smothered.
They ran her down, oh yeah, they used pretty much everything.
Yeah, they are, they're both dead.
I'm doing that thing where I feed right now, FUCK!
I thought at some point they would leave!
Weeeeeeep!
I know it's fine, what's- what's one?
2000 gold shut down. I don't know
Who's got that?
Oh shit, that's all right. I'm still gonna beat the hell out of them
Yeah, yeah
Chess and GGs guys shut them
No
Oh, no
Oh, no, no, no, it's not it's not it's not it's not
Stop
He was just level eight now. He's level 11 somehow, but it's fine
Yeah, I think it's fine, too
I might have off a little bit there.
I had no choice I have all in 18 seconds
I'm looking okay
And there's three guys there cool
Wonderful wonderful we got back out there I mean if anyone's there but the Darius I'm
completely fine that's the shittiest part yeah I got greedy I should just went back
and cleared camps
good timing on the towns yeah thank you no way we can let her get away with
this no I want after this I want this I explain I can just old motherfuckers I
I think we're gonna have to go to the next level.
Let's go.
Alright, we win every group fight, every single one.
Yeah, I think we win teamfights.
Yeah, for sure.
Fuck I feel on the show.
I'm gonna flip through.
I think we can take it.
There's the key.
Darius is coming.
He bottom shot.
Alright, just a lot of drag as well.
Fuck me man, you know, I wish there was a setting to where I could actually see the Dragon self
instead of all my teammates names, but I'm sitting there and I'm trying to see what the fuck is going on
and I just see bullshit on my screen. I hate that shit. Let me see what matters man.
Not the good and not the good.
Yeah, that was.
What happened?
That was so we need their team to be there.
But I don't know.
Or had to be there.
Silver was also pushing.
I can disable names really.
We are memories.
Alright, let me just keep on scaling and getting larger.
Yeah.
of
this
of
this
of
I actually don't know if I win that one we do now
Oh my god
What the fuck?
That was insane, the Darius
You shot the silver so fast.
We fine, we fine, we fine.
Hmm
Actually once I get this item finished I can actually be tanky we should go here force a team fight
What do you think no yay
Why is the silver bot?
She doesn't have TP.
So if we break out in a fight, it's going to be 45.
Got it.
Oh my god she fucking
I'm gonna watch this one.
Nice.
Nice. We can try to get um, dragon, cause uh, Darius is dead.
Yeah, agreed.
And their deaths are gonna be staggered.
nice okay we're good that's all you and now go baron probably what I should have done
yeah the problem is we're all pop side we probably should have if we went right after
the fact. Yeah I think because of the bot it's
okay
all right I'm I'm turning on quick gas after this I keep
not double clicking and I'm missing it over and over again yeah I think quick
like having what you have on right now is good for at the beginning
and then once you get much comfortable you can turn your time to the best.
Yeah.
Yeah, I see it.
We do this now?
Why is there a...
It's just slow-punching.
It's just slow-punching.
So is there, so is there.
They're hunting, they're hunting, they're hunting.
Let's get that.
Oh.
Let's go.
Go ahead.
Yeah, you can do it.
And just turn on them.
Let's go. Yeah, you can do it. And just turn on them. Okay, the talent's locked.
Why no one likes us, please.
Nice, you got it.
Pull reset.
Yeah.
I'll smile at it.
Yes, everybody get out. Save the Baron.
Actually...
The Sivir is after, I don't know what's been with the 80s, like this is crazy.
This is every game at this elo, I feel like it's pretty awful. I bitch about it daily
I don't know what to do with this.
Dude.
he's in my fucking jungle
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Get off of me!
Let's go!
What a game!
Yeah, I think I just have to
honor everyone except for the
AD again.
These ADs are psychotic.
I love winning.
But man, I hate giving wins to
pieces of shit like that AD carry.
You know what I mean?
I know, I agree.
Like that next game, she's going to go in there.
Oh, I won a game. I feel great.
We all hate her, you know, yeah. Yeah, I think she knows she has to know we hate her she got to
She has to
Maybe we should just say it next time. All right. All right
We'll do it like in in unison so she truly understands the hate that we took time out of our schedule
To do it together. You know what I'm saying exactly. How do I turn on quick cast?
You can do it in game.
Oh, like whatever we're in. Okay.
Yeah, once we're in.
I think we should say I hate you like together at the end right before we hit the Nexus so that she doesn't grief our game.
That's a great poem.
Yeah, but then she knows that we hate her, you know.
That's a great poem.
Yeah.
Let me think about that. Let me let me ponder. Can I ponder for a bit for a few?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no ponder. I will ponder
But you should play for the Savannah bananas. You have to
You think that could be a possibility would you even have interest in doing it?
No, I think the Savannah bananas is good. I think it's cool. I like it, but big but
There's no way in the world, I mean bro, I would have to you have to understand the Savannah bananas is
Like a playing for a college team and yes, although I have played professional baseball before at one point in my life
I am not physically able to go out there and to just do that shit
Listen your boy got a torn labrum torn rotator cuff
Triple UCL tear was surgery of torn meniscus torn hammy like the reason I didn't continue playing was for nothing else other than like
I was physically unable to continue like you just I was in so much pain that it just wasn't
You know
It just wasn't in the cards for me. Sadly
Shoot, you know. Yeah, your boy is cooked
I'm gonna have to cut like 30 LB.
Wait, before you lock in.
Can I?
Oh, great.
Well, if this is the same person as that fucking, I don't know, I got names off, but if it's
that same fortune, bitch, I'm gonna lose it.
I'm letting you know that right now.
I've had to turn names off because my name is Hutch MF and people keep saying it and
locking on to me like a lion on a wounded gazelle.
Oh yeah, yeah, and chance to like you don't see anybody's names ever.
Oh, got you.
Yeah, so I can't I can't see who it is either.
Mmm.
Malazar, Volibear, Lux, Painful.
This is a painful looking squad.
What are you thinking here?
Is this a cane game?
Hmm.
I don't.
I'm not too familiar with Jungle Metro, but I think you could play cane.
I think you could like genuinely, you could play a lot of things with Zoliky and it's
okay.
chat whoever said warwick eat my whole ass I can't play warwick I suck at it if
I was there whenever I died 20 plus fucking times that shake-o asshole you
remember that also is it or you how do you say an eve on you can you can you
can call like say my friends don't even say it right okay all right yeah who
You have known me for like 10 years, you know?
Yeah, I feel that.
I feel, I get all variations.
Yvonne, Yvonne, like it's all.
I don't have as much confidence in you, you know?
Oh, Yvonne, Yvonne.
Yeah, I get it all.
Tons of nicknames, so fun.
I feel it, I feel it.
How do you talk about crack crack crack math and phyton means
Dude, I want to say so much sometimes, but then we're like at the AT&T. So I'm like, I cannot say
No matter what you say, it won't be worse than what peanut or I am saying. Just know that. Are you sure?
sure. Oh, I promise. I promise. We Yeah, we're pretty bad. We're pretty bad.
All right. Mainly peanut. Yeah, you know what? He does get that.
I don't think we're brand risks in here what here's why I don't feel like we say anything
about anybody that is too crazy.
We just speak from the mind.
We're like a more-
Oh, Saturday?
Oh, yes, our favorite day of the week.
You write down all the slurs you want to rip during the week and then you rip them all on Saturday.
You have one that's your favorite.
Clank up!
You piece of shit!
Get out of here!
Oh, I'm I've been warded. My life is over. I've been warded. This is terrible
If you can ward that I'd love you very much
Yes, please or yeah, blue
Blow our boy
Yeah, cuz I got warded over here and he's probably even over there
being a slimy little bastard.
I can do it.
After level two, it's very critical.
Pepe.
Ping company with the 20 gifted over on a tube.
Pepe, I appreciate you, man.
Thank you so much for the 20 gifted.
You can literally win.
Absolutely.
He's in the YouTube chat if you got a prime use it
Get back to 9k
Right row looks like we're doing okay
It's a prime wave
shit and this is gone I was not w
no we're good if we're getting tossed on
I'm going to fight and uh, yeah.
They're duking it out in the bot lane.
Respectable.
I'm over here killing lizards, hitting trees and shit.
And also a very respectable way.
Lizard, Lizard!
Please get over the wall, thank you.
Oh, I did not...
The gun stole that on accident.
Sorry about that, thank you for the CS.
Looking.
No, hey mom, welcome in.
This game is about killing the other team, that's about it.
Oh, but I gotta kill this frog!
Die frog!
Jesus!
Almighty above, amen.
All traps said, amen.
So, all this game is about resources.
Everything you kill gives you gold.
All the frogs and lizards and big rock things, all of it gives you gold.
The goal is, is to get more gold, buy more items and become strong and then kill the other team,
getting all the way to their base, which is here, and destroying the crystal, and then you win.
Sadly, what this game usually turns into is a mental therapy session,
With one of the skitzos on my team losing their mind because they died in a way they didn't like, and then they throw the game completely.
And I yell and contemplate saying slurs, but I don't.
if
the
I'm on zero where we take this all day yeah
Yeah. She has no barrier. Oh, she lives. It's a tragedy. It's a tragedy. I'm sure you've
eaten the wrong guy. Give me that flash. Yatch.
I would love to do this can we do this mmm yeah
Yo the dragon oh my god
Oh
Oh
Oh
I will die for this turtle
Okay, you got it
Nobody takes this turtle but me
also everyone say hello to mama hudge and do not flirt with her you keep saying
of things and she tells me about it
mama hutches off limits
That's a nice hop off.
We full clear we full clear
We full clear
Oh, we had a red pain no we were supposed to back
You get your mom from other days she's in here. I can't tell you
I have chosen sleepers. Well got it. I should have back this
This is a bad call.
I'm gonna lose the turtle.
I'm gonna lose the turtle and it's all my fault.
Also, Mama Hut said thank you for the happy Mother's Day.
Oh, I forgot to sweep her.
Oh, it's a tragedy, never mind, we're good.
Oh, it's a tragedy, it's a tragedy.
I was about to say, don't tell me I didn't use ult.
We take this.
Yeah. I'm very large. Very large.
Dag nabbit.
Oh shoot. Walking.
Oh my gosh, the 80 query doesn't care about his life.
I'm not.
Smite it is.
Oh, no.
David.
David.
Tweeper.
I got the sweeper.
Oh my sweet goodness.
Coming.
Oh my sweet goodness. Coming! I am on my way.
They're like swimwear. Not good.
Why?
Noice! Very noice!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
That'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen.
Yes it will.
They talk about that happening, and they ain't lying that it will happen.
Oh
Get him Luciano
Why is everyone question markin' me?
One more person says quick chance!
I'm gonna ban everybody!
I hear you!
I ain't worried about it!
Huh? Oh my god, I was worried.
Oh, I put it in here. Look what you've done to me
Stop question marketing me, you're freaking me out
Guessing good die for me
Oh my god
And I'm out of here the Great Assassination
You know they talk about that happen we go right here I got so much gold I can buy a Lamborghini
I
Got a laser
I like this song we might get banned on YouTube.
I'm coming!
I'm on the way!
I'm on the way!
I'm on the way!
I'm on the way!
I'll try things out.
of
no no no no no no that was mine
She's working me. She's working me. She worked me. Oh my. I watch. Turn the song, turn the song off, turn the stream off. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'll get it again.
Oh, it's a tragedy.
Oh, it's a tragedy.
Oh my gosh, at least, at least, at least,
at least the Vaughn doesn't know what happened.
Oh my God, new song.
New song.
Oh.
Oh
Yeah
Oh
My goodness
Pop is coming! Pop is coming! Everyone's dead.
Back off!
Going for Baron! Going for Baron!
Oh my gosh, it's lizard hits hard. Okay, I'll wait for my team
I'm getting too close
Are they anything? Oh my god
What the fuck is everyone-
Nooo!
So, so, hear me out here.
Hear me out.
I was listening to Sweet Escape.
You might have heard of it.
Yeah.
And no scrubs.
Yeah.
And I really didn't understand what we were even doing here in the first place, you know what I mean?
And on top of that, I would get in the Baron as you do at the jungler, as you know.
That was on me, boss, and it won't happen again.
Get out of here!
Good game!
Good game, good game, good game.
Let's go.
Burnhand shakes all around.
All around.
All around.
All around.
That was a great one.
That was a great one.
I didn't even understand the level of which our team popped off.
Hold on.
Let me take a quick gander.
12-1 Akali, 16-5.
Harry Monkey Butt, legend.
12-6, 80 carry.
Harry Monkey Butt.
Yeah, that's a hell of a name.
Pedro was fucking ripping through everybody as well.
Don't forget about Pedro
No, look at you one and six. I mean respectable. Just look at the assists though. Look at the assists
Check out the assists here
You were involved in everything every skirmish you were there
You're really good to me
W's in the chat W's in all chats and all chats W hype man W's in all chats
I mean, how damn 47. That's what I'm talking about. How many kills I have 40 50 how many
I didn't see.
But did you see how many kills I had?
I had four.
That doesn't sound right.
That you had four.
Oh, it's all right.
Oh, you did.
But you had nine assists.
Oh, like, like, I felt like you were doing a lot, you know, like, we got all the dragons, right?
I feel like you just told me Lisa had the highest grades in the class and it was a
it was a class from a short bus or something.
And I appreciate it.
I appreciate the flowers that I was given.
Yeah, you also fucked up the Scuttle Turtles.
Here's here's an idea about the pills.
What if I don't take them?
I won't die.
I'm invincible.
I'll take the pills.
Not because you told me to, but because I want to.
Hi, dude.
Hi.
Be careful that little piranha gonna get you.
I need drink actually.
I have no drinks.
My wife neglects me.
I have nothing.
Look at this.
All out, working hard over here.
Hi baby.
Hi.
Oh, you wanna say hi to everybody.
Come here.
Okay, where's that at?
Oh.
Oh.
You gonna see that?
Yeah.
And you say hi to everybody in the chat.
And you say hello.
My name's Joe Coates.
I'm a good boy.
I love treats.
I love toys.
I love toys, I like walking, I like, oh that's the word.
Ooh.
Ready, go.
Oh.
Ah, can't pet that dog.
Let me pet that dog.
Oh.
Drinks ASAP.
A briar.
Is this another yee game?
Is this a yee game?
Uh...
Yee!
Yeesh.
It does not stop at all!
It does not stop at all!
Right here.
Jeez.
I
Thank you so much one moment. I have wife aggro at the maximum
you
You
One moment, Chad. Haley's cleaning the room. Get to work, woman. Hurry it up! Ah! Don't
Twist my nipple. Jesus.
The hell's wrong with you?
You're lucky I didn't go to war over that.
Are you done?
Impossible.
I turned my camera back on. I did, right?
Sorry, my chat blocked the camera.
I did cool.
easy peasy... is it pissing?
Lucille quit you fucking demon.
Blue, you are a husky! Do not let this Frenchie bully you, man!
Oh no, she's a jerk!
Damn it, damn it, Steve.
Oh my god, this is so good.
How low, like, stop what I'm doing and come over there, flash Q, GG's.
Ah, shit, you might not make it, there was literally one hit, one auto, all of them.
Aw, feels bad.
Let me know if they stay, I'm running
The brawners
By the time you get here, there's a chance the MF. Yeah, yeah, not worth not worth. Oh
Striker
Coming
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
She backed up. Okay. I'm going over here
Okay. Yeah, we're good.
Hey, y'all. Jesus.
Oh
What a move oh what a move Wow nice job
This might be the same McCoy for my skin yeah, he's good
Yeah, what does this potion do I don't really know know that although
Although I do know everything and anything to ever know, but I don't know that.
I was going to go steal, but she'll meet me there.
Shit.
You said you think she flashed?
I think she did but yeah, yeah, I think she did like I'm a more shit
She also buried
Come on, come on, let's get it, stop it.
I'm coming right back after this.
coming!
I
Nice
All right, got changed their shitty playlist
and
Hmm. There she is.
Might have stole maybe.
Okay got it, I do absolutely dick in balls to the top laner.
10-4 Rubber Ducky, sounds great, sounds fantastic, wonderful, shits!
My bad!
Does he have an item? He doesn't, how?
Yeah, he's a strong guy.
And... why?
I don't know if you're watching the right guy Yeah, she stole it off this guy
I'm mad about that death I'm here for it right into award oh I'm here
I'm actually gonna back and then come back for drag. I think oh
Oh, Collie's dead.
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, sounds good. Sounds good. I don't even get to be near her. She beats the hell out of me. Wonderful.
20 seconds to go. Oh, God. Where am I? I got him. Oh, what a treat. Oh, my God. What
riders right here oh nice he got her I think we could do yeah I should they're
doing absolutely nothing for around 30 seconds on flash on these bulls
I miss my flash, he's dead.
Nice.
Good shit, everybody.
Whoopsies!
This drop is bad.
Yep, wonderful.
That's great, that's great, that's great news.
A fucking...
Okay, I'm not taking a blame for this. Why in the hell is top lane in
The bot lane with dragon being taken he look at this guy. Why what is what is going on?
All right, that's um that's just I there's nothing I can do to that that guy just supposed to miss like two waves for that
Sadly, we got bitch-ass Timo ain't doing jagged Italy nothing
But it's not what you would think
Yeah, if I have flash wonder what happened to it, well may never know
Oh my god, I've been robbed others at TV. Oh, I've been robbed. I've been robbed. Oh, it's so bad
I want to kill her she's made my life hell
yeah that's a character that just makes my skin crawl I hate her growing shit at me
Maybe here.
Don't think I may be on the ward.
Hey, motherfucker!
Yeah, you do riff tarot, maybe
maybe.
Niiiice!
Have a feelin'.
Oh shit, it's over here.
I love dying in one ability, you know what I mean?
It's honestly a great feeling, wherein I just get hit with one single ability and I don't
get to play my character until death.
That's so cool.
Also, I love I love when an 80 carry snipes the kill from my grasp so I truly get absolutely
Fucking nothing from that entire thing. Oh
It was awesome. That was really cool. I am officially throwing the game and I apologize
Not actually throwing but like by my actions that I just did I'm throwing the game on accident
you're good in fact dragon is up dude and she is stealing every camp that I have oh my
Oh my god.
I have full health!
Why am I getting ignited?
They got a vendetta against me!
They actually do though.
This is insane!
Oh
You got that you got her on lock, huh? Yeah, careful jungler's there
Yeah, I felt personal I was crazy folks I can still drag
She coming yeah, I start this or no
I'm having a lot of fun this game I'm having a lot of fun
I'm having a lot of fun. I just stood in this airman hole like an absolute dumbass.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
What the heck? Weird lap behind where is our team?
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh
All right
I love how the gym just said you need to peel for me after he's literally the reason we went in there
He gets stunned and we're all just face checking the bomb
I'm done it
We're at that point in the game and it's no one's fault on my own
Yeah, I did this this is my fault. This is my fault
Shit
Very nothing makes me more mad at myself than whenever I get out jungled completely and that's what's currently happening right now
I've been kill obsessed and I
And I've lost it and I still I might have sleeper, I actually don't know I'm on a ward from dead here
Running and I'm dead
And I take 400 minutes to take out
All right, I've lost maximum
Okay, golly pop off girl
Okay
There we go.
Okay!
Something!
Uh, I feel like we could do...
On my way.
I'm hoping I get to hang out in my jungle at some point in this game.
It's not looking that way for me, though.
Yeah.
Hey, don't worry.
Our team member hasn't been part of absolutely...
Jack Dick is in the top lane, taking the tower.
We should be good.
very nice very nice a very good chat I'm done fighting for a bit I can't I'm the
smallest motherfucker on the map I went from the largest to the smallest because
these stupid fights bro it all started with me fighting the pantheon in mid
like I always do bro you know what I might make a new role for myself I
don't fight alright this feels personal this this feels personal now it's gonna
feel random anymore
and you know what if their whole life goal is to kill me and it cost them the game I'm
with it. Yeah, there. That's
crazy.
Nice.
Dragons up in a minute.
Oh.
I think I'm being there is looking
insane.
It doesn't make any sense.
So I know.
He's been in my jungle, literally all game.
I mean, holy Akali being up in the middle of nowhere, huh?
Oh my goodness, carry me please.
Um...
Not really too sure how we win this fight.
Oh fuck, fuck, fuck.
Oh no, this side!
I am dying inside of my Q.
How am I dying inside of my Q?
This guy is uhh...
Oh, wait, who's grieving?
Oh, give it to him.
Oh, baby.
Do your thing, Yvonne!
Do your thing!
Alright, she's gonna carry. Guaranteed.
I'm calling him now, she carries.
I'm not going in their jungle. Somebody got my screen up. 100%.
No doubt. Somebody looking. Somebody's peeking on the other side of the TV, no doubt.
Yeah, she carries for sure.
Okay, um, maybe a minute into the drag.
We should
We try to get vision and watch out for Panky MLT. Got it
I'm building a bitch next for show
O15
there the braum yeah
oh my gosh he lives
careful he's coming
Oh my god.
Clear.
Nice.
Yeah
Your turret has been destroyed
You just better the me he's so much better the me he's so much better the me
He is so much better than me. It's not even funny
That guy's just bad. He's so much better. He fucking
Does the damage shit for my cue and then he just kills me. I mean fuck
He's so much better
Three levels higher, yeah, yeah fuck
Hmm
I think it's fine. I think we play around um my catches on them. I think I can hope and
uh I'll try to I'll try to put them down before we bite. Got it. Yes chef. Yes chef! Yeah.
They're around, you're at, a little bit.
Fuck you Teemo, you do nothing.
You do nothing Teemo!
Honestly, I didn't even realize what I was doing, I was just like clearing waves and
I just stole everything from him, I hope he's...
The sky is just on my ass.
Oh yeah.
Oh, see you later, Yvonne.
Why would Pantheon hold me?
Oh, people.
I can guarantee you pantheon comes over here watch no war no lock even with drag
up you don't care oh he stole my camp instead
you to who's got to keep farming problem is I got three people on the enemy team
stealing my camps
problem number one problem number two they have a 17 and three top lane our top
lanes three and six and doesn't team fight very well so we are very much not
on the winning comp here
is this contestable you think or no I'd better wipe them after the fact
Oh, oh, it's still healthy.
They're all the way back there, not good.
Yep.
I just, I can't even get involved.
Yeah, yeah, that's okay.
It's not soul.
All these dead as well.
Run! Run for your life!
Yep.
I do think that their team is just very like, anti-year champion, so it's not really...
...never hear Paul for that.
Wow, what a snipe.
Oh fuck, banshee.
well didn't I pick did I pick yee into this I think I did I think it's just a
bad pick bad pick bad play just bad game for your boys
there's a bad game for me feels bad I don't know this I feel like there's a
world where we can turn it but I just maybe I just see us through sidelanes
and don't go in my jungle but I just can't I don't know yeah you kind of have
to like slowly inch out of the jungle with like vision and stuff.
Kill the Sandra would be great, but I can't
Rupro
What the hell do I do what do I do?
All right, they literally have these champions that all
Yeah.
He gets like, dp'd or anything.
Alrighty, Kerry.
He hits like a truck.
I just never really feel like he's...
Oh, I never really feel like he's present in our, I don't know, maybe I'll just dive
at him.
Again, my game ended when I died mid lane, I think, literally when my game ended was
mid lane.
I fucked it up
I fucked it up
third chap
I'll be tanking like I did in the first shot, thank you.
There, real shit.
that's on me. My bad. You were a terrible pick and I did not play it to the best of
my abilities. I was a bad one.
Always going to have this game.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Four and eight.
And they they counterpicked a lot.
Like Pantheon was really good against Teemo.
What was Teemo's I even see?
Yeah, I mean, pants, shits on Teemo.
So I didn't Teemo pick that into Pantheon.
I don't remember, but if he did that be crazy.
I'm pretty sure he did.
I'm pretty sure Timo had last pick.
That's actually insane then.
He literally, he had last take.
He denied me my pick.
And then I think that's when Briar and Pantheon, right?
No way.
Am I right on that?
That could be misremembering.
I think Briar showed and I picked,
well, I mean, I'm body Briar with you.
It's just not, I think that maybe I should have won Kane.
Sorry, I'll, I'll ed this game.
Love that.
Love that.
We actually have an 80 carry now.
How insane is that?
Are you playing support going, ah?
Ah!
Yeah.
Every game.
Every game I'm just like well
Yeah, that was a bad game sorry Jeff my bad that's on your boy
Yeah, I just did I get in this like mindset when I'm ahead that I just got to kill everybody
when in reality it's like if I just pad in my stats, then when I actually have to fight,
it's fucking over every single time.
You're five games away from an even win-loss this season?
Really?
Shit!
I should have swapped them.
I didn't see.
Hecarim wasn't picked.
What's a Hecarim?
What's good against Hecarim?
we play last time that was good was it cane we lost our last heckrom game what
Let me see actually
It's a relax
All right, well,
Volley's band, we have no engage.
There's only one thing to play.
There is only one thing to play right now, I believe.
We need a tank.
There is only one thing to play right now, I believe.
We need a tank.
And Nocturne ain't gonna cut it, boys.
It's time to whip it out.
It is time to whip it out.
Oh!
I've never seen that I've never seen that he got banned and champ select
Wait, he said if you don't swap me
I'll
Smolder top then pick the 80 carry and they banned his ass for it
Wait, that was like instant
Yo, W Riot.
So I'm guessing they probably have something where it's like an auto-detector for those
exact fraisings or some shit, you know?
That's insane.
If that's the case.
What was the phrasing of it again?
He said, if you don't swap me, I'm smoldering top.
thing. I wonder what the key thing is. Swap me or I will blink.
Maybe. Yeah, it's not the fact of him picking an
eddy carry top. It's the fact of him threatening a swap or else, I think is what got flagged.
I see. I was talking to threats. Yeah, exactly. Should I do this or else?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh bastards.
To read the pop-up, it's from people who reported him for saying that.
Oh, you can report it.
I didn't even know you could report in this.
Yeah.
Wow.
Impressive, right?
Ash?
What?
Ash and Nyla?
What am I looking at?
Ha ha ha ha!
Like, what?
Oh
Oh, I support I don't want to swap you fuck you mid lane you pick
Trandall is rough thinking Kane right now depends on this we have a Tom Kim so we don't need engage maybe brand
I don't even know what do you think here?
Is this another yee game or is this another yee game?
here. Hmm. Is this another game? Or is this cane? You might not want to play. Yeah, I
think he is better than he is. I think he is not. Yeah, but it was meant to. Yeah, because
Um, you don't want people that can knock you or have the lost ends out of your thing.
Chas, good point.
Vi could have been good here too.
Oh, yeah.
I'm so booty it by.
So booty at it.
Vice terrible into viral into Gragas and Zereth.
Yeah, I literally W's their athlete game.
He's dead.
So.
You
All right, let's go
How long are you on tonight?
hmm
I'm not sure I might
Crash soon though. I was up since 6 30. Wow. What are you doing up at 6 30? I had a sponsor what for?
What night?
We love for tonight
We love fortnight. We love fortnight nice
well
And then and then literally as soon as I finished not too long after they were like
like, um, they told me that you want to play and then here I am, yeah.
So you've been off for like 12 hours?
I don't know, playing League doesn't make me that tired.
Well that's unfortunate.
Not you not being tired, the part that I just can't queue over a fucking wall.
Uh, yeah, I can play League for 15 hours a day.
I don't know how they did it with this game. It's the most detecting game in the world.
I know, I'm like, I don't know, I do think you'd get tired, but somehow play again, play again, play again.
Yeah, they've mastered it. It's unbelievable.
if
they have
to
have
a
we're good we're good. does she 1v2? goodness okay you're a bit like that a
little bit now? you're a bit like that.
I need a good game this game last game made me mad
I need to turn on some actual good music.
Oh, there's a friend on behind.
Yeah, I was trying to ping, but I was a little late on that, sorry.
You guys are going to survive, it's huge.
Yeah, it's your phone.
Nice.
What the fuck?
Well, I get double scuttle for that.
Okay.
Nice!
Very good!
Locking!
Very good! Locking!
Got the start we want and the start we need.
from the shadow comes the slot here. Chad, this is a blue cane angle in any way or
I know. He's red all day.
Red? Yeah.
I am the weapon.
You are the truth.
Don't touch me.
I have chosen.
I have chosen a little bit of a red buff.
got all up again in 20. Careful, he is there. He's right here.
So much to kill
No way
Pretty ugly
Are they on that shit
Oh, they're not beautiful.
I didn't want to use it, but I missed W.
Like it.
Ultimate Punishment.
Echo's looking.
Here we go.
Ekko's looking.
I got big buy here.
I am going to be heading your way very shortly and can stay alive.
on my way. Never mind. You don't need me. We do drag off that. You want to do drag?
uh yes we do it right now. On my way.
That's what it looks like on.
Did she low it off?
Um the uh no they just got back to them. Got him.
This is very good.
I'll take the exchange.
Let me just help out.
I'm on my way. I'm here.
I missed everything. It feels absolutely terrible.
Oh, this is completely on me.
Oh no, you're good. Everybody?
Yeah, that's all on me.
you're good everybody yeah that's all on me
oh nice shoot
I sent the whole squad down here.
Lux dies too
He dies there you carry
Oh you blinked
Okay good luck
Bro
I should have went mid tower. Shit.
Shit!
That's the worst that's the worst you go in you throw 35 hooks and you miss every single one of them
I'm looking I need to get sweeper I've said that three
three times they still don't have it I'm gonna go get sweeper and buy
It's such foolishness to be able to kill him.
This is very much of stuff.
His ally has enslaved me.
Trondle coming, he's right there.
Hmm.
So on that one, if I'm...
Alley...
Nice.
If I'm pathing top, should I instantly go to you if I see that happening or just stay course?
Not if you're pathing top.
I
Bro game banged by like four people you came in this guy this guy
Oh, yeah, I should be going his jungle
So late to do that just for me to block
You can oh top make you buddy
Thank yous.
I'm killing you, slut.
I'ma start hurting them now.
Well, it sounds like a real threat.
Ha ha ha!
Yeah.
Okay.
I just died I just died mid laner thought that that wasn't a good fight for him I guess
and top is there I don't know I mean I guess drag is up so I should expect top to be there
It's not entirely, it is, it is kind of...
He might, hmmm.
I don't feel like that was a bad fight, I kind of feel like I got sold out by the Echo a
little bit.
I think you're okay.
Is that crazy or?
I think we can do it if you want to.
Dragon? Yeah, you can do it. Their bot is really weak.
You can just pick it.
Give me red so I can play the game. Yeah, blessing.
Clops, please.
Dude!
I think she was walking the drag as you were dying, but just so brutal timing
Yeah, he's been doing this for a while, I'll say
One? Cool
Tommy's dead
I have been out.
They still been ulted?
Ah!
Motherfucker!
My brain's starting to leave me, chat.
I just did Baron without even having a smite.
My brain's leaving me.
It is what it is.
where we're at.
Go right down.
Oh, wait, oh, I thought that blocked it.
I tried.
That's okay.
Yes.
Yes, I see your nightmares, do they trouble you?
Another man is such a waste of time.
Shut down.
Oh my god.
I think...
Do you have health or no?
Or do you have health?
Ah, yes, I'll have health.
this
now there ain't no way that just happened
everybody got flashed my god Tommy
Tommy you're going crazy
Holy fucking nut sack Batman.
I think Tom is dead.
I did nothing that whole fight.
And he stole my entire top.
Oh, jeez. We'll go get red form. Something actually useful.
Oh my god, oh my god.
We gotta drag up in a minute, 20.
Yeah.
I'm addicted to League, yeah. Bad, bro.
And we're playing League of Pina tomorrow as well.
The next
nice nice very good
Very very good.
Excellent excellent.
The top laner is 0-6.
Idiot.
I mean them.
Man, an echo is the hell of a champ.
of a champ. He really does have that everything, huh? Yeah, it goes fun. I feel like it's
so complex. It feels like it. I think once you play him, it's a lot easier to understand.
Yeah, he's really funny.
Really?
Yeah.
Like, I don't go for super complex, but I like him.
He's not as hard as he appears, really.
Oh.
Oh, good.
Oh boy.
I'm dead. I'm left. And I get stuck on the wall. Yeah, I just, I just get, I just get
I think Echo you might be dead fella
I think you might be dead echo how the I mean he just missed ill my camps yeah
never mind I know how he's bad he missed ill my shit all game I think we
just we gotta start leaving the fish for dead I think
I mean, it's just I can't do anything to this guy.
Thank you you fucking bitch taking all my camps I'm gonna go take your camps motherfucker
I feel like we have a chance to do this too I'm like selfishly, oh dude, that's the best
farmer ever, I'm coming yeah I think we do it and we don't have to finish it just force
Okay, now they keep dying.
They're dying too.
Yeah, let's just wait.
No.
Uh...
What's up, bitch?
Nice.
I
What's up, bitch
Nice, sorry for yelling fucking piss me off all game been beat. Yeah, you and your fucking dad he says shit
Yeah
Okay wait.
Um.
Okay.
Let me just look at.
Oh.
Uh oh.
Okay, okay.
Dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.
Fighting for my life
He's solid here
Oh my god, I'm still
Everybody this first
has destroyed it shits your twitter has been destroyed oh my god yeah not even close shut down
my butt was so clutched heard heard yes chef will pull I'm down actually this could be LG for the
comp today we'll continue again tomorrow we climbed well today honestly we just need to finish this
game out it should be a good win if we can get it the lock in he is stealing
every camp I own right now I guarantee you which is so sad
No, it's not wonderful news Yeah, I got to kill Zairath every fight.
Yeah.
Oh
The CD on this arrow is actually
It's punishing me
Okay
Oh, yeah, what's up?
We have been playing comp all day and it's been great
Dude, I don't know what you meant by LG for the comp. I was like, oh, he's ducking me and then I was like, oh, no
That makes sense. Yeah, I've been played competitive for nine and a half hours. I'm down for some flex
Dude, you're a fucking maniac dude
If you're a full-time likely experience, which Loki you kind of are now you you would be putting in some of the most hours
I love it, man
Fun right it's fun to shit on someone to know that they're tilted as far I love it I
Love it the most like I've only done it a couple times. We have one today
But we I say I we stop this
Juggler somebody quit and got banned. No bitch. Yeah
Yeah.
Wait, what?
He left the game, and then he got him.
You're going to sign in my other account, because I'm hiding stream really fast.
I'm dodging, I'm dodging!
I'm getting chased in my jungle.
Honestly, if you distract them, we can just get the boost.
Just done with some boosts actually.
And uh...
BITCH! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
FUCK!
What's that guy? What?
Flex on him? Flex on him?
Boys are ending the game, I'm clearing walls.
You see this right here? Double dead?
I like the- I like the- I like the walls...
Immediately.
As a flex!
Where he comes from?
As a flag.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, you're right.
And then we dance on him.
There you are.
Big jazz trundle.
I hate that son of a gun.
Oh, my drivers.
New driver.
Unbegun.
No, do not up.
Wait, how do I deny the update?
I just close it?
I think it would just like my regular drivers were saying that I have 25 alerts top for update stuff. They're good.
Yeah. Yeah, that's that's solid.
Hold on. I'm going to invite you guys if you want to dream together. Let's do it.
I'm going to close it and ignore it as that is happening.
to
scream together.
Let's do it.
I'm gonna close it and ignore it.
That is how you fix your problems.
You close, ignore.
Disrespect.
Act like it's never happening.
What the fuck are you guys?
That's how you fix problems.
Boom.
You're welcome.
You have been taught a lesson.
Yvonne, you're weed commander 69?
Yes.
Okay.
just check in just check in
just say it out loud like that
let's swap it
now guys actually i already talked about his quick casting i think it's totally
fine
did not
so i need to change from rank to rank
flex
yeah flex it's still ranked
it's like a five stack flag
that only chinese people play
oh
oh shit
a boom but how'd you guys uh...
do you think i'm good today
it went good
but yeah i ended the day i think we lost what too
uh... you guys have been on a spree today what
uh... nine and four on the day
nine and four
very nice
not too shabby
not too shabby i never thought i'd be playing legal legends for nine hours and
thirty six minutes
loving every second of it. Welcome to the club. I know it's pretty insane. That is pretty crazy, bro.
You're you're a fucking grinder. And I never thought my chat would like it as well. That's that's
I think that's the craziest part. I know I like it. Yeah, no, that one is actually insane, man.
Your chat. I mean, you could you could sell these guys on anything, bro. You could come out with a
shit coin right now.
Hunchcoin coming out next fall.
Not a rug pull.
Not a rug pull.
Not a rug pull.
My own money's in it, I swear.
But once that bitch gets to 100X,
I'll see y'all on Cancun Island.
I'm out of there.
Be in the sand.
Never going to talk to any of you again.
Gege.
And that's the plan, double lift.
Dude, you got to teach me how to do that, man.
If I anytime I tell my Chinese, they didn't tell me to go fuck myself.
First off, you set the bar real low.
You have multiple disabilities.
You can't hear, can't do much at all.
Really.
You have a speech impediment receding hairline at 27, not true, but possibly
happening and you're 27.
But what about me?
What was that hesitation and surprise?
I don't know. I thought we're the same age though.
Hey, bro, I look younger than my age.
Yeah, you look younger than your age. Yeah, you look so much.
You look low 20s, right? Dude, that's what I've been saying this whole time.
You know, the final LCS finals is at the Mold Arena in my chat was asking if you were going
to be there.
If I was gonna be at the finals now, I got a couple of offers. I told them all I was busy.
I was busy.
Yeah, T1 called me out.
It was more of the mullet thing, but I didn't even know that was a mullet.
Oh, you haven't seen the luscious mullet, dude?
Check it out.
Have you seen the luscious mullet?
You might be mulling the two hottest hairstyles of 2026.
You got a bull cut?
from the 1400s.
It's close.
Oh, it's good.
It's close.
Now let's stay.
I'd say I'd say the priests from the 1400s
have the doublet cut.
How am I gonna think about it?
True, true that.
There's some respect on his name.
Yeah, I got a mullet.
Not by choice though.
I'm gonna try and set her, what can I say?
The good Lord said you shall have a mullet.
And I said, sir, yes, sir.
Appreciate you, OG.
Now it's pretty much how that conversation went.
It's kind of like, picture this, zombie apocalypse outbreak,
tip of my head, right?
Right on my forehead.
And the zombies are just getting up
to where the hair starts.
Now, they've pushed past the primary line of defense.
But the rear, like middle to rear of my head,
holding strong.
We got Brazil, we got Bangkok, we got Japan, America,
everyone in the back holding strong
against the zombie apocalypse.
but Australia, they're gone.
You know, that's the front of my head.
They're gone, all infected.
It's kind of where the front of my head's at.
All the zombies are there.
All the other places that are surviving is in the back.
Where are we at on the Norwood scale, bro?
I think I'm on there's.
Bro, I'm so lost.
I started paying attention halfway through the conversation.
Where are we?
Have you ever heard of business in the front party
in the back?
Business in the front party in the back.
No.
Uh, it's a hair that's like the hairstyle, whatever for the mullet.
It's like the business in the front party in the back.
Hi.
You know what I mean?
Hi.
Me.
I'm more like foreclosure in the front party in the back.
You know.
You think this guy would give me any depression in the front?
I definitely thought something else in the back and something else in the front, but
you know me that's Hey, yo, what are you talking about, Yvonne?
Hey, Yvonne.
Now, let me talk to you, DL.
I've been playing.
in Vi.
And I'm not kidding you could have Helen Keller
on your team and I think that she would do better
for you on Vi.
My best champs right now is-
Is that better, Vi?
No, I'm not that.
I mean, every time I go in, my team don't do jack shit
and on Vi I feel like I can't hyper carry it.
Why is everyone talking Chinese in the chat?
Is that us?
Is that us?
You.
Is that a little bit of racism I smell?
Well, I thought that that's what those symbols were.
I could be wrong.
To me, it kind of looks like hieroglyphics a little bit.
I don't know what it says.
Get ready to learn Chinese, buddy.
Will you teach me?
Seriously, I'd love to learn.
Is it hard?
I actually don't know Chinese.
Alina does, but I'm pretty much white-white.
just typed it yeah I googled give me bot I put that in real quickie I can teach
y'all Spanish no way oh la oh oh oh bonjour whoa speak French um I'm let do
for watching. We just call it the france. I don't know what you said, but hell yeah,
I know a little bit about L.S. Daniel. Hola. Como estas? Tabien.
You're all Chinese. Yeah, I can't say that part. Sometimes I learned Spanish in a locker
room. So a lot of times when I played baseball before this, when I would learn Spanish, it
was like three words that I could actually use in regular day to day for slurs. And that's
pretty much how I learned it. But it is Saturday, so I could.
Oh, it is Slur Saturday, you're right. It is.
It is Saturday, but Slur Saturday is about teaching people about the harmful usage of
slurs. It's not about using them yourself. It's about spreading
awareness, of course, right? Yeah. Plain Codd made me feel like I
should be. Yeah, for sure. I exactly. What would you would
Yvonne, what did you think it was about? Nothing else other than
that? Awareness. Oh, oh, oh, awareness. No, for sure. Awareness.
Yeah, I take a look here.
Green. I definitely also
got awareness.
A great word that we're allowed to say.
Why?
I didn't get any passes, unfortunately.
I don't know.
I mean, we have one.
We have one we could say.
Hold on now. Yes.
Don't don't say it! I'm scared you're gonna say it.
Don't try it.
You can make it. You can make it. You can make it.
I've made a great mistake run for your life, Victor.
You're telling me. You haven't made it. But always just farm your camps on the spawn.
Got it. Don't worry about what's happening.
I feel like I shouldn't have started my chickens.
You should have, it's good. Better than red now, because you're close to good.
Got it.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Oh my god, I'm having more settings.
so locked in right now it thought he wasn't gonna die music
I got a Punisher. I have to I have to I have to I have to I have to
where did this bitch go well you ran all the way back to tp what the
here i come to save the day i'm gonna miss like every minion they got him off my mid and
any boys you say he just a friend no you say you got what I mean
I was I don't know I don't know what just happened don't die again not like
this barrier this time she's still gonna use it
You can kind of slowly defend your top grab here, or I don't even think you did bot grab yet.
Are you top lane right now Theo?
No, I'm mid, I'm mid.
He's on bot crab right now, so I think you should just have to top crab after you finish with your player.
Got it.
Wow, I can't really get a chance.
I was wondering why you were talking to me while I was fighting.
I was like, man, he's really watching me in the bot lane.
Oh, yeah, I know I did
He's right here he's level three two
Telling bitch yeah, yeah
Nice
I'm still going for the scuttle. I die for scuttles
that's okay everyone does extremely normal is it a turtle or crab it's a
turtle I love this little turtle we can fight we can fight here third oh yes
Yeah, we can fight, how do I do that?
What is it?
Oh my god, that's so bad.
You're one auto-op and killing him here.
Maybe I can kill him though.
Bang!
I'll die for you any day, double lift.
I'll die for you any day.
You're good, you're good.
Beautiful stuff.
has been slain
an enemy has been slain
continue hitting
oh i should have
many many many many many
wow
wish death palm me know i don't cry no more
don't let me to sky no more
you gotta be careful
this song will get you to slip up
mister garyus
you gotta be careful when you're singing this song
one slip up you're on reddit and it's over
You just get going you know what I mean you just start you just start saying in and the next thing you know oh
Sneaks up on you
You know you don't mean
Just singing
You speak though
Benny man that's pretty cool
What is that mean?
That was from Michael and Ludwig's tip to tip.
They said their name was Deep Hamburger and Chicken Hamburger.
I do remember that clip actually.
The Deep Hamburger thing was pretty fucking funny.
care
All right, so you're my friends
25 minutes
This is for my was winning me
off of Bob prior, but here
Don't base go talk Kevin's campus spawn. You don't only have too much money anyways, but oh
Fucking
Without having with that
That way they don't know but this is fine. Yeah, sorry. I was listening to Eminem
I'm forgetting this is going to hit you six and you want to drink fight
Right because you did two full clears. This is like general. Just your game plan every single game
You're gonna do two full clears and the second crab
Right the next yes chef
Together but like
If we can not turn out he's only five. Why is he only five?
Because he's stupid enough
Perfect, okay, now what are you gonna do what do you want to do here? I'm gonna fuck them raptors, right? He's dead
So they look at his raptors really fast
Yes, chef
Raptors aren't their chef
Okay, then you can base and just reset you're chilling. It was great that you looked and then all while you know if you had a word
You'd go word it you would word his camps and make it the next game
Now we're yes chef if you had if you had words, but this is perfect
That's just keeping them on it's just keeping them on us like that
keeping them on us
Keeping them on us keeping them sexy against a lot of their junglers that you play against that like if you kill them
Their games will be up
I'm gonna base
Fuck you die fuck you die
Fuck you die fuck you die in game of course
the top lane or should I help him I was told to say fuck you die in this
scenario oh no no no I mean cuz um not phenomenal
drugs right and like if you want to just focus on your clear or just or something
usually grubs in my opinion is pretty easy yeah that's why I've been here on the
You can kill him? Like for example there if you still had ult? It's not me. It must be top.
If you still had ult, it would have been good.
Um, so yeah, I mean ideally right there you kill him on the drake without ulting and then we can kill him
with ult. Try to push if you can. I don't think he's gonna stay though. He doesn't stay.
Just showed on your top side. I actually wasn't really paying attention so you could take his...
You're gone?
Should I go yawing his chickens?
Yeah, you can go yawing his go outside with my fire.
I love stealing chickens. On my way. Yes, chef!
No, bot lane... Er, Jolo is literally all about stealing each other's chickens. It's pretty funny.
He's probably on top crab. If you're really on top of this farm, you could have fought it.
This is the first two.
I'm gonna ward his red for you preemptively and go back to mid.
I take his red chef. Yeah, you should and
he's here but we're not playing in the way of us.
Okay, take the fight with me towards me. Yeah, towards you.
Welcome back. Oh, sweet heavens. There's a hundred here chef.
Okay. Oh, back it up, Terry. Back it up, Terry.
You're good. You're good. You're good. Oh, slow down here a little bit.
That was just because our bot lane is on a base and their bot lane is just standing.
But since you get in those situations then you get a better read on them.
In our games their bot lane would never move.
Light flex.
Yeah, if they do they're gonna lose a lot and I'll call missing for you.
No you worry, when Devil lift his jungle in against me, he's gonna be afraid to leave his jungle.
his chickens, his lizards, his rocks, they're all mine.
Especially the rocks.
The rocks are all yours.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Oh, he's getting cooked, right?
I'm coming.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Stop it.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Yahtzee!
I don't want you to die.
Kill him, Spurmy.
Please.
I
Know
My god
Come back to your chickens bitch
Draft is up in six and ricks up so easy choice here you're probably gonna go for his
should I back should I back probably yeah yes chef get your items we good
hard
Oh mother of shit, oh mother of shit mother of shit
Not to use the phone you're going to die on the way over
That's a fuck man. I don't have old for another 50
Okay, we're gonna give this one most likely
It is what it is. Oh
Good job, Darius. Wow, that's not a killer. You joking? I gotta get up there and help my boy
He's doing God's work up here
God's plan
Coming welcome
Okay, no you're doing great. You're doing great. I think we can fight Bodger out if you want to
Yes chef on my way. I got all in five. Yeah, nocturne's still here. Yeah, perfect. I'm about to beat the hell out of this nocturne. Don't you worry kid.
Yeah, this guy is uh
He's dead
Good job
Oh shit
I'm gonna go my shit down. No, I was beautiful large. Thank you chef. I like I like
didn't
Just like fully ignore what was happening to do your head and you showed up for that crazy play by them
And you're there to punish. Thank you. Thank you. Really nice really now I
I heard the TP, oh shit, I wasn't paying attention at all, I'm not paying attention at all, I'm not paying attention at all.
I'm doing this my way yes sir yes sir
all right I'm going down bottoms I'm gonna keep running cuz it's kind of boring if I
know let's go make plays together in their jungle where did their raptors it's up
You can start fighting them, no they're not giving you range, you can start fighting.
Stay alive, I'll turn this up for fear.
Just hold her here in a second.
Hello, stun, auto the E, kill again.
Perfect.
Okay, now I'm gonna just see if Naughton's defending camps.
I think he's on Herald so you can just take all his bots.
So you kind of assume he's on Herald, his raptor's right,
right and if he was on bot side he'd be taking that. So here we were just gonna ping and he was on
herald this whole time and he's a newb, a little bit of a newb for doing this while all these camps
are out there. You would not do that, right Hudge? Huh! What is ME? No! What are we talking about?
Because he's bot side we can actually make a play on bot. But actually right here because the
other is about to reach and you're just gonna ult the smolder here. When the wave hits dirt,
So let's wait for it first. Let's wait for it to get on to turret first
Waiting waiting a little bit longer. Okay now we can go onto smaller
And then try to get off there right here
Here it is good it is good we get these reps in it's making place
You would not do that if, uh, oh, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh my goodness, you guys are fr-
Smell ya!
He's trying to take your Raptors!
Hell no!
He's on top crab, that's theirs.
That's there. We're just gonna play for Drake in a minute. I'm actually gonna pick him up.
My Turtles! I'm killing him.
I'm gonna get Nile and Nile and Nile and Nile and Nile, you're killing him.
For Drake here.
Peanut! I'm in my Discord chat, gamers!
My Discord, peanut!
I got the team together P. We're practicing
Are you gonna come join me
Oh
Vans here you got oh T H. Yeah
So good and rick and rick
Shit
Hey
Hello everybody!
Hey boy!
No way!
You coming to practice?
I cannot.
Oh hey me!
No fucking way dude.
I was thinking boys, I was thinking let's gear up for some good old fashioned League of Legends and maybe even...
Maybe the left?
Maybe the left?
I've been a little CS 2.9 2.
Okay, I'll scratch your back. I'll scratch yours.
Hey, hey, hey!
Okay, so I promise that I wasn't going to be on all night tonight to my wife.
Oh.
Oh, I'll grab your bag.
He's flexing again.
Yeah, I'm going to get on the wife.
He's the first off. Stop the wife.
the life life maxing yeah you have kids hunt no then what then Mother's Day
doesn't apply yet see get your ass on it's not all night
hey that I'm gonna fuck about your life fucker they stole my prugs it's okay
I'll run it by the boss, man.
I'll run it by the boss.
We're game it.
Sorry for getting off early last night, dude. I was so tired and drinking was not the cure to my problems.
You can get up tonight.
No, it really is though. That's weird.
I'm coming!
I can't believe I let myself die.
Nooooo!
You guys got this!
You guys got this!
Let's go to the blast!
Alright guys, beautiful!
Let's go to the blast!
This is good!
I can't shoot yet anymore.
I believe in you guys for winning this.
Beautiful!
Oh!
Wow!
Oh, I really had all in.
Two seconds.
Don't you worry, I got a rash.
No what?
Yes.
Well shit, I don't think this played actually.
Why was it? Why was it?
Looking good in my screenstrip hit block.
I'm just giving vibe scams right there guys.
The vibe were impacted a little on that fight.
Dude, you guys are actually crazy for going for me.
I think you'd be proud of my fight there other than the fact that I died to kill that person.
You did good. You did amazing. I think you could have mastered ult out of low-faceted before the sun and you mean the sun.
That's probably the only thing.
Agreed. I queued to get there. That's like my biggest mistake I make on bot.
And you don't have any juice left when you queue to get there, right?
Yeah.
It's such a common thing where it's like, it's so tempting to queue to get in range to ult,
and then you ult and there's no damage, and no follow-up, and you're like, fuck.
Well, I'm dead now.
I'm sad.
Welcome to this guy, and we can kill him.
I'm looking, I'm looking.
Oh wow, I think they're actually out. Crazy.
Oh
Okay, so like honestly
Sure
Oh, I'm mine if our teammates both died
Wow, okay now we can wow is actually so good
Go go go we're gonna Baron immediately recall get their drake drop in let's see you though
What the fuck?
Stand back, stand back, stand back.
Yeah.
I'm gonna distract the fellas.
Shining.
It's actually good that you're playing vine,
because they might take it away,
so they're really good at protecting the carriers.
And then you'll know how to play Gunstar too.
Yeah, the way I look at it is that they have probably watched me play in one of these nine
hours the last four days.
I know Pan's getting banned.
I know Voli's getting banned.
They might, I mean hell, they might ban by as well and if that happens...
Or they'll just take it early, right?
Cause like maybe they're generally just practicing a little bit of it as well.
Okay, man.
I'm gonna walk towards the mid.
Let's see.
Let's see, let's see, let's see what's going on with it.
I'm gonna keep coming to kill everyone here.
I'm chilling.
I'm playing the game.
It's not really working out super well.
I should be able to kill...
No, no, man.
We'll just drake.
Do I want to chase this guy?
Oh he went up. I do want to chase him.
I misclicked my flash.
So I just started going around first.
Alright fucking boys.
Getting Master Yi against us? Oh that one too, yeah.
Oh yeah, no damn that. That's what I've been climbing on.
When they're dead, Hutch, get in the habit of taking their kills instead of yours.
It's okay that you're doing this, it's not bad.
Here, I need you to go up.
And then, a lot of times what will happen is their jungle will be like,
Oh, you got nothing to do, and then we'll just force her in and play and you'll be there to counter.
Got it.
I took your shit, sorry.
No, you're good, you're good, I made the mistake.
Oh, sweet happens.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
He's like really easy to pick up, but he's also really hard to play perfectly, there's
So many things you can do.
So after this game, I'll probably take a break, go hang out with the wife for a little bit, and then I'll be back on after.
Sounds good.
What's up?
Where's that?
Not me.
They are mid or bot?
Not mid, bot bot.
I guess we can kill him.
I'm gonna end these low elo games because our AD carry is kind of the ender.
We can try though 4v5 with nobby.
Maybe it's a horrible idea.
No, it's a horrible idea.
Yes, chef.
Yeah, it's hard, it's hard.
AD carry is the closer.
I don't already care he's dead.
He's okay.
I'm chilling.
Yep, he's dead but it's hard to end without Baron.
Alright, you're gonna need to move here. I think you should go push fall.
Got it!
Yeah, I think he's red stuff. I'm gonna look for him to make sure it is.
I think one thing you can be more thinking about later in the game is that the camps are like...
They come after pushing waves. Like, pushing waves is always his first.
And then their camps will naturally just fall into you.
because you'll see all five of them in their base defending and it's like okay
well now it's just like three candy like like because I hard-push mid into
their base like and you just literally see their whole team defending their
base so you know okay I can take red I don't need to worry
You
Okay, my bad my bad
But I went in not it by seeing this motor was right behind him holding his Jansen
Zero I can play
Shut up
little bits. I'm in there.
Beautiful.
Yeah, you're looking good. You're looking to work out today. Thank you, man. The workout that I work out
I asked you to do this today for you. I'm leaving spawn with 1200 gold. I don't give a fuck actually. I'm going back
Let's go Baron and soul is it crazy to wait for 50 gold
It's a little crazy. Yeah, it's a little crazy. We're not 30 gold in this conversation. I'm already 20 gold less
Usually 15 gold now, almost there.
Yeah, fucking you're in there.
A little bit edging, a little bit edging for a BF sword, right?
Is it going GNX?
Guardian Angel.
Not advised, but you can.
Especially if you want to talk to Chattoweeb it.
Now we don't have time for Baron, so.
Who told me to take that?
And whoever that was.
Mods, get them.
Anytime anyone says anything while you're playing League, it's backseeing and get them.
Got it
Even with the challenge player you just say you have no fucking idea
Mike let's go ahead and ban at least 50% of the chat
Alright now we're gonna Baron
You can't really end the game without Baron and longs to just hope himself on that drake
Or you bait them into a bush as the jungler is playing volley and you kill the whole team? That works pretty well
Yeah, yeah, something like that, that works too
That works too.
But yeah, we're probably...
Wait, wait here for a second. Get ready to engage. Get ready to engage.
On shoulder, on shoulder, on shoulder.
You could've just already slid.
There's a wave on the back.
Oh my god, I am getting half of the HP to the college here.
I'm dead!
Oh my...
God, we actually hard lost that. What?
Uh, I wasn't in R range, right? What a...
Now you're chilling, you're chilling.
Aw, shit. I pushed that fight bad.
I fucked that fight bad.
What even happened to our blood holes in that choke?
I got 1500 damage from, from Wade.
Cause like they put my Jimmy in a vice.
That's what that felt like in that fight.
Well, let me move peanut.
Yeah, we literally couldn't move there.
Some smolder away stuff happened.
Fucking hell, man.
Peanut is,
actually we're not even gonna play instantly with peanut,
right?
You said 15 minutes about 10 minutes ago.
Well, you think Peanut's gonna want to play without you?
Yeah, of course.
Really? Okay.
I thought like you were his kind of sapper around, you know.
I'm his right hand, but not if he's beating his shit,
then I'm his left hand temporarily until he's done,
then I'm back to being his right hand.
Oh my God.
We have a system.
That was crazy.
That was a crazy.
We have a system.
Going for Scuttle.
Alright.
Hit my brain for a second world
What should I be doing right now, should I be going for his jungle?
I just want the game that's part of this farm safely and
This is when Joe used to kind of falls off
I'm sure you've felt this before too in your games where you just kind of get out farmed by the carries because there's not much for the
Joe to do
There's a lot of downtime where you're not farming anything now. Oh, it's really dangerous and games don't come off that often
You just want to be around and be ready for a fight when it looks good.
Oh shit.
I'm coming mid.
If the 4v is not there, I'm not there.
We're winning on the other side.
Okay.
Ready to go.
Get ready to go boys.
It's hard winning.
I'm about to go stream and kill everyone.
Okay.
There we go.
There we go, okay, I think we can get the top wave so we can end, but I think we can
end.
So just stay there and turn their base, and all my things, and cut the wave, so it doesn't
reach me, very nice.
Now we're going to help.
We win!
Yay!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
Honestly, the new one was pretty solid.
Except for his grand and 13 deaths.
Get out of here!
I'm getting fucking fried from this stupid piece of shit.
Why me?
Yeah, I don't know why you say it's you okay, and oh
Never mind. This is scariest fuck. You can actually lose your I don't know
Darius is doing Darius things right now
I'm trying to do my thing
We did it
You guys are flagging their flexed D-Bates, dude.
What the fuck?
Yo, that's me.
I'm gonna be honest and fully transparent.
I flex, or not flex, I sometimes rage at people in A-Ram.
In A-Ram?
Yeah.
I know, it's not a good look.
I'm not proud of it.
Like smoking crack on the weekend.
Harder than league?
Arc Raiders, any other game?
League has made me rage so hard that I punched a hole in my old desk
and it was the perfect size of a book.
So I used to have a book to fill the hole and I had that for like six months.
Oh, my God.
That's a true story, Chad will tell you.
It's true.
So, no, yeah.
League is another level.
I'm black.
I like that.
I like the passion towards it.
That's passion.
Because it's just different. It's like, I don't really rage at FPS games.
I'm not terrible at it, but league, I'm terrible at it. I want to get better.
And it's like, as the better I get, the worse I get.
Dude, it's because it's because of the cope that once you get one more rank higher, everything's different.
It gets worse every time you get better.
You have more and more expectations of your teammates as you get better at the game like literally iron players and shit or just vibing they like don't give a fuck and then you get to like diamond and challenger and everyone's stressed out.
I'll tell you I've never had a game where I've had so many people go.
I'm not even like chatters like I'll be in a ram and people be like yo hutch is at you
and I'm like hey what's going on blah blah blah at the end of the game they're like I
thought you'd be better and oh my god there ain't nothing worse because it's not them
talking shit I'd rather you stab me in the neck with a knife than say that you know holy
fuck you know never meet your heroes never meet your heroes I think peanut just went
live as well so I'm gonna get off for a sec I'm just gonna go hang out with the wife for a little
bit and then I'll be right back on okay all right cool you think we should play one or play one
for sure play one or two because I'm we're gonna get dinner real quick and then I'll be right back on
all right fuck yeah all right yeah see you on a bit chat I'll be back on I'm just gonna jump off
just for a little bit again I want to be able to game with P in order to begin with P I can't just
be doing everything so I'm gonna go and hang out with the wife now go get my hours in okay go get
my hours in with the wife and then I'll be right back on hanging out with them off stream okay I
need to take a little break we have been going for 10 hours north but let me go chill with the fam
I love you thank you for hanging out today dude thank you for the $20 super chat
hush me my husband love watching your streams my man you're one of the real ones I feel much love
Please shout out my husband Zach. He can't stay off your content. Zach.
You a dog ass rap and I love you. What up Zach? Thank you for watching the stream man. I appreciate
you and your wife. Big Dirk. Thank you so much for the two. Charge your mouse. 10-4. Thank you guys.
I love you. Thank you again for hanging out. Thank you guys again for chilling today dudes.
I never thought a million years that we'd have this many people
watching the league stream. I don't, but I appreciate it and it makes me feel good.
So I'm gonna send you guys over to Yvonne. Yvonne, Yvonne, who said Yvonne? It's not Yvonne,
it's Yvonne. Yvonne, we're gonna get it right. Go show her some love. She's been off for 10 hours.
She ain't ending. She's just chilling. You go show her some love. Go hang out. Don't be an asshole or
your band everywhere. I love you. Good night. Goodbye. See you on a bit.