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TACO TUESDAY | REFUSING TO BUY BOOTS AND SWEEPER DAY 2! MORE ANNIHILATOR CUP PRACTICE !att !dayz
05-12-2026 · 7h 01m
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I'm not hard-gain tonic
Feeling like a bone of bad blood in
What are we gonna do?
I'm not fake slow-bleaming
Yeah, I'm a liar that you choose to believe in
Guess the truth kinda lost all meaning
And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I've been a loving lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
I'm picking it up when I'm bad at it
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Get down on it, get down on it, get down on it
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall?
Get your back up on the wall
Tell me
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall?
Get your back up on the wall
I heard all the boo-bam
Get down on it
Come on in
Get down on it
If you really want it
Get down on it
You gotta be late
Get down on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Come on in
Get down on it
Baby, baby
Get down on it
Get on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
I say, people
What you gonna do?
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid dirty dude what should I do fight the
Good morning, gentlemen in L.A.
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning.
What shirt white shirt gotta keep it consistent you gotta be consistent damn it
You're fuck fuck you gotta be consistent good morning good morning my people are the morning
of my Lavas. We're going on everybody. Hello. G-Force game ready driver. Fuck you. Good
morning. Good morning. Good morning. I'm slamming through this Eclipse queue real fast. Yanda.
There we go. Maybe you should make your thing no shirt with pity tassels. What the hell
you talking about? What the hell are you talking about? Don't ignore that. Don't ignore what?
Good morning, everybody. All right, you need to add some league highlights into the montage
at some point TBD TBD TBD well listen we like that we we typically so our
montage before this one was made by Kern this last one you guys just watched
was made from a little bit from Kern well originally it was Gav it was clutch
then Gav then Kern then DJ and we're just like slowly taking bits and pieces of
each one, taking over the better parts, moving them to the next one and adding
different music and we do it like every couple of months. It's actually awesome.
I love it. So we'll build on to it. We'll build on to it for sure.
Oh man, dude. I woke up this morning and I don't know what it is. You guys ever wake up and your
eyes are just sauced, you know? I don't know if it's because I did that bullshit yesterday with
with the drops, but I woke up this morning,
my eyes were like burning.
I have no idea why.
They're just sizzled.
Absolutely sizzled.
You robbed like 13 hours yesterday?
Yeah.
Yeah, y'all see those Moo Moo games off stream?
Ah!
I
Think I went like 10 and 1 or 10 and oh and then like 92 or so shit like that
She's I do that was going crazy
That was nice
Did your marriage survive? Oh my god, bro
You know I made that joke yesterday
And one of those clipping accounts that just sits in here. I know you're in here right now you look cock sucker
He sits in here like a like a like an eagle perched on a tree branch waiting for me to
say something and he knows he can chop down and post it and I made that joke yesterday
and sure enough he posted it and oh my god the comment section on the post I mean it
got like a couple hundred thousand views I think and the comment section on the post
was like, I truly let himself go and I know for sure his wife's gonna leave him at some
point.
The other one was like, how dare you blame Peanut for your failure of a marriage.
And I'm just sitting here reading these.
Is there really people in this world that can hear me talk like that?
It's obviously not people in the street.
just random fucking tards walking around the internet but say you can hear the
sarcasm in my voice you couldn't pick that up you know what it's like you ever
seen Guardians of the Galaxy Drax nothing can go over my head I would
reach up and catch it that is those motherfuckers you know they from his
planet. They're from Drax planet. You know what I mean? They just, they so tizmed out of their
mind that they can't, they can't hear the sarcasm. The tizm doesn't allow it. The tizm doesn't allow
it. We know Drax. No, not Venezuelan, Drax. I can't, oh, clip cue is now open. Post show clips in
in a trend. Oh, it's okay. It's in a trend. I see Nick is playing Arc Raiders. How's the,
have any of you guys been watching him? How's his runs going? Any cheaters yet? I'm actually
really looking forward to these clips from what we missed yesterday. This is about to be so funny.
Same old, same old. Literally wasn't an update. They just took everyone's gear away.
I heard that the expedition was like bugged as well. No one got what they wanted.
I know it's trash, man. I mean, hell, we're on legal legend. Shouldn't that tell you enough?
should not tell you enough about a Goopa. That's why some clothes.
Dream Street. Thank you. I played some league with Hutch the other day.
Bro, Hutch kills me man. Hutch. Yo Cody thank you so much. Sorry, shut up
Courage. Cody thank you Prime. Big fat thanks so much for the dinner.
Memorial boss had a sick day yesterday but my day got better whenever I got a card of
you in the mail picking discord let's have a great day wait all right is this the one
you're talking about what the fuck is this
Oh man, come on!
I don't know if that's the right- Oh no, he's talking about this!
Damn, look at young Hutch!
Look at ol' young Hutch!
Damn, meant 10.
That's pretty cool.
Yeeeesh!
I like the first one.
I'd like if you shut that hell up.
Damn, bro.
Oh, man, that's awesome.
Shout out to Big Fast.
The car looks nice, too.
I remember when we were doing signatures for those,
they sat us in a room.
Bro, there I had to have signed like 500 cards.
I didn't know what I was doing, because I've never really
signed my signature before, so I'll have my dad teach me
how to sign my name beforehand.
Bro, there ain't one damn signature the same as the last.
I mean, every single one as time went on got worse and worse and worse and worse.
It started as line down B, whoopee, whoopee, whoopee, Y, C, E and then with an H.
What it turned into at the end was B. H.
By like 350, I got tired of signing it and I just put, I just, I just,
I just put my initials in there.
That's it.
Fuck that.
Are you sick?
No, I just woke up.
This is my morning voice.
My more, this is my morning voice.
As much as we can.
Yeah.
Thank you again for the 10 and a half.
I appreciate you.
Lucifer, thank you for the chair one head killer thing for the 32 months nips and avocado. Thank you dream street. Thank you
League with hutch would be peak. I played some league with hutch the other day
Bro hutch kills me man hutch kills me
I'm pretty sure hutch's goal is to throw away his lead
DC the DC race I have
Oh fuck you
What the fuck?
Yeah, what am I gonna do?
Shut up, Ujja!
That's a big question!
In terms of vibe, this is the team I was gonna be in.
Are y'all gonna win?
Hell fucking no.
But maybe.
We'll win.
Yo, Gigi!
Gigi!
Shut your bitch up!
Shut up!
Gigi!
Gigi!
It's your bold, um...
Go to video games.
Oh...
Okay, okay.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
We are, yes.
We are both Asian and we're really good at math.
I ain't saying I ain't said though I said I but that is true that is true. I didn't say it
Good at math. I'm a terrible driver
Yeah, I'm taking a shot. All right, this is this is a good day. Cheers dude
I
Will get
I don't have any packs right now cuz I opened them yesterday. Oh, what did you open?
Well, I opened a perfect order a TV and I actually got to make a zygarde sIR. Oh
Yes, I was so excited. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's so sick
Just you
I was kidding I was I can feel it I was kidding I'm assuming for this band that's 15
more seconds I was having this event on Pokemon cards
I went viral on Worldstar it was a St. Patrick's Day parade this guy was
trying to fight the bouncers and stuff and and I leg swept him onto the ground
and it went viral I love how many random viral cop interactions Rich is
involved like in that whole place goes oh I was in the center of it you could
hear it you could feel it it just erupted and it was the first time I was
like holy shit well that was cool
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Ozympic!
Ozympic is proven to lower A1C.
How much they paying you to put this ad in my damn morning clips?
Every single cock suck a day. Every single day I gotta be one whatever shot or an ozympic ad.
Damn it!
Like different hair
Goddamn you
Bet you can't even read this
What is this, Lost Guy? How about you, Miss Lost Guy?
He said, Yo, can you tell me how to play?
I can't even see the trap discord bro. Can you talk to me man?
Have a kick. I don't have a kick profiled
Are we doing like are we doing like any double picks something like that for the first like you know what I'm saying?
Please talk to me on discord bro. Please
Yo after watching timmy play
It's a.
That assassin character. It made me want to learn it. Is it hard to learn that character?
Is it hard to learn Zed?
Don't play Zed.
skill ceiling. Oh, I know Zed jungles a thing. I once got fondled under my tower nine times
in a single game by Zed. It was not consensual nor enjoyable.
What's the worst thing that could happen you suck at it? Yeah, I mean you ain't wrong
It's so much going on. You cannot he cannot even a little breaks
It's like look at him bro. He is sweaty
I said it yo everyone was calling T1 an idiot for saying that playing Malfight as a first-timer and just pressing R
or you can't like it's the game is so there's so much bullshit going on that even just pressing
R is difficult. And I was I heard T was like it's not that hard exhibit a exhibit a spare
and devilish voice he is like pleading
devilish is like pleading please
he just said there is radiance
he just said there is radiance
My games. Thank you for the matter. Fuck dude. Um, let me take care. I think I have to delete friend request and I work. Loses brain is lagging. Bro. So let me ask this. Was he ever actually diamond? Do you think or no? Or was he diamond like 20 years ago?
DL's kind of bad at coaching. No, DL's not bad at coaching, bro.
In 2016, okay, so 20 years ago, got it. DL's not bad at coaching. DL's the reason I started
playing league. He coached me. He taught me the game. He's good. The problem, okay, here's the
issue you cannot learn league in an hour it's impossible brother you're looking at a guy who
won garen first time i bought tear is my first item a lot of you guys think i'm speaking spanish
right now basically i bought an item that gives me mana as garen who uses no mana
you know so it uh you know it just do it takes time we can hear you bro
I'm not
So you're saying Bradley's the best pick here at Jinx. I'm not okay. I'm not enticing anything
I'm not digging the trap what I'm gonna say to you
Bro, you and Bradley Barton have a checkered pass bro. Let's call it
Tell me tell me tell me what chemistry do we have?
I'm gonna smack him again
Oh dude a couple of black dudes called me the n-word a couple months ago dude and it was like
Kind of brightens your day. I felt
You know, I was like you promised
Like see it again, man, it's cool when you guys. Yeah, we like it
I remember when I was young somebody was throwing rock me and my buddy were fishing with a black friend of mine
Who's out thinking juffer murder now man my friend Devin, but he um
He
We're fishing in some white some racist white dude or some somebody racist who looked white from where we were was up on these train
That's just one rocks ass real and yelling the n-word right and so I jumped out and I'm like not me, dude
It's not like
Yeah, don't get me
How do you
Thanks for picking me man
Tell like like a baby baboon like hey, this is how you play the game like or just what you want me to do
Let me know and I will do that. I just don't I never played it. Oh
Your your crap. Oh fuck. Okay. Um, so you literally have you watched you you said you watched me for a few hours or something
Yeah, I watched you I watched you play it, but I didn't know really what was happening, but you were I think you broke a keyboard
Oh
Okay, so you need to go mid lane probably
All right, we'll make it work we'll make it work we'll make it work what what team what team ended up winning
We got to do this again. It's I wish I was involved more
I gotta get involved in one of these tournaments. This is awesome to watch
XQC's team one
Who was carrying XQC and who else was on that team a
Loist there it is there it is there it is
Legend brah the fucking legend
ranked and knows the basics. The legend of Lois, the official UFC account came into you
by YouTube chat yesterday and said, uh, who was the guy that won yesterday? The fighter
man, John Strickland. They said, Sean Strickland versus P nine. So I forgot I was going to do
this, but I officially challenged now that the UFC account is coming in offered it. I
officially challenged Sean Strickland in the ring. This is official. This is real. I'll
put his ass in the dirt. Where can I watch this? Oh my God. What? What? What? What?
I mean are you going to show us the mercy? What? What? What are you going to suck them
off in the ring? Where are you going to do the exam? I'll give them the one too. I'll
give them the right one. Okay. What? The one too from McDonald's? You going to bring
him some door. I'll beat him. I'll beat him any time any place anywhere. Rain of shine.
Rain of shine. You don't even have any arms or legs. How are you going to hit him? Roll
into his toes. Yeah. Yeah. See about that though. How's he going to kick? He has a peanut
Allergy
And here's the next one!
Here's the next one!
Yes!
That's my fucking name!
That's my fucking name!
Yes!
Yes!
Another one against Double Left.
That people are allowed to eat what they want without feeling guilty about it.
For sure.
Get over it.
You know, right in his...
Tell that to your heart.
Fuck is going on, Jinzy!
What the fuck?
E on em!
E on em!
K-dallio's going ahead and farming wolves!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Press D and go in!
Go in!
You press E!
Press E!
E!
E!
E!
You feel a tug of the line.
The fish is tugging.
You reel reel reel but not too fast.
Give him some slack.
Reel reel reel reel.
But not too fast.
Give him some slack.
On the third or fourth try, the fish comes out of the water.
You take a picture of it.
What a great day, and you unhook the fish and you stick them on your cock
What what the hell is wrong with him?
Okay, so fat man Gragas
Oh, a little three-piece from the 1G?
Oh, we'll smell ya.
It's another kill.
And another one.
Dayum!
Dayum!
What the hell are you?
What the hell?
What the hell?
We should be a cult. I don't think cults go well.
They always work out of you.
We've got a soda with propaganda.
Any good with propaganda here?
I'm British.
I think the Germans were good at propaganda.
Are you German?
I am German.
What would you?
We first need to come and enemy.
Herräras.
Fucking Herräras!
What do we do next?
Oh, it's my tiny gun!
Say it to him if you're blue now!
You have to say yes now!
YAH!
YAH!
YAH!
All right.
All right.
E-Brom even! E-Brom!
Get in! E-Brom!
E-Brom!
Now, R-Slash!
There it is, big dog!
Now, let him slap!
Hey, whoever him!
Oh, it's the murderers! It's the murderers!
He's fighting, fighting, fighting!
I eat, fight, eat, fight, eat, fight!
Hit anybody!
Did anybody like these suckers up?
In the clout, in the clout!
NOOOOO!
BOOM! IT TAKES COW!
NOOOOO!
BOOM!
DASH OF THE BADDIT'S COWING ON ME!
Give me 26,000!
Premier point, face at level 11!
He had never lost a game in CS2, he was actually scum's mentor.
Oh, that was sick!
That was sick, what the fuck?
No, we gotta get these every week, dude.
This is so sick.
This guy does such a good job.
I don't know how to say that name, but this guy's badass. I like these videos. I was sick
Wait, do you guys think he would have been like this if he was on vert peanuts team?
Interesting
Very interesting
Are they pissed at seven for not prack it
are they pissed excel seer excel seer line down be whoopie whoopie whoop
why these injections common medication took my vial out got one of my
syringes so be safe and sterile is super important right whether it's the
very first time you use the vial or the fourth time you're using the bottle give
Give it a quick scrub, figure out where you're gonna give your injection site, rub that down.
You're gonna have a label inside of your packaging that tells you exactly how many units to pull back on this syringe.
I know that mine is 50 because I've been taking these bets for over a year.
I'm gonna put it right through the gray spot here.
Tom is a bitch. At the end of the day, I'm Kevin Motherf-ing-huck. Jesus.
Do you ever shut the f-ing up? Have you even left the forum?
Or have you just been here screaming into that mic the last two years, waiting for daddy to come home?
Well, unlike your real dad, I actually showed up and I brought you a jersey.
That's newborn size. I do have a few words for you before I return to my affairs in Las Vegas.
Oh, wait. I'm talking about affairs in Las Vegas. Was that awful?
You're not supposed to talk about affairs in Vegas.
You took a lot of shots at my family, but I'm too classy to go after your beautiful wife.
Where am I?
What's up, girl?
So what was it that you were screaming at my rose?
Time to get comfortable being uncomfortable.
Who's squirming that little high chair now?
Yo, McDonald's scribe, from the bank, Barnett Middissour Death Balls, apparently this is
the sourest candy on earth.
None of you have the right to talk shit about my little burnt Oopa Loopa.
Only me.
You know, who else looks sexy?
Kevin's wife, Inigo.
What the fuck are you doing?
He's just fucking white.
Well, I know.
I'm just giving her compliments.
She looks beautiful and sexy.
That's not how you said it.
You didn't say it like that.
How did I say it?
What do you mean?
What do you mean you said it different the first time I said she sucks. Don't say it like that
Do you think it's time for Nico to be with somebody that is bigger than her?
You know
And just to prove it just last week I got a Kevin Hart tattoo on my
What the f**k is that here?
Can I make a toast to Kevin?
Yes.
My brother?
Yes.
Before the toast comes, it's only right.
Yeah.
Come sit on my knee.
I don't want to sit on your f**king knee.
Sit on my knee!
Everyone wants you to sit on your knee.
Shut the f**k up!
Do you want to sit on my knee?
I've got a better question.
Do you guys want to go f**king yourselves?
Because I'm not f**king doing it!
Before you try ozempic watch this I'm ozempic also known as semi-glutide I was designed for
type two diabetes dog how are you doing welcome to see things
what pizza did you have i had a large mac and cake so pizza coming right up
hit him with the hit him with the the shovel that's actually so clean it's not even funny
That's actually he's sponsored by CC's pizza
He's sponsored by
Yo, that's crazy
That's insane
But what is this what is this?
Is it not?
Speaking of the kind.
You got about a thousand different wristbands on.
What? Last night I had an employee of Riot Games.
Oh, it's Braceless Sets by fans.
The idea of the train at the end of the street.
Yeah, I was doing what happened.
Like, that's not just a little crazy. That's fucking insane.
Like, there's got to be this whatever system.
And I like is like, oh, that's fucking insane
The fuck do I do what?
Well, what the fuck is going on? Look, I'll show you right now. Yeah, that's it. That's it, right?
What we're hon hon? What the fuck do I do?
What Jared?
What oh is this guy retarded is he retarded?
Genuinely retarded like here. Oh my god
What we can't see of course we can't see are you already bro are you kidding me dude?
One this is his job right
Leaking IP and what do you care? Of course you can it's got used in to roll
It's like it's like it's like if a credit card company leaked your address like that's the same thing
Like oh, oh, you can't so much you show damages
It's just talking show how much you make a fucking day basically what what what happened is is that train
Got banned from Valorant for quote-unquote boosting his account
right it boosted his account and
I mean probably and
The riot employee was like trying to justify the ban on Twitter because he's getting a bunch of shit for it
posted trains games
And when he posted the games it showed trains IP address to his to his house, which is just like
Oh my god, I'll show you so did you have to end it did his shake right and you can quantify all that plus the sponsor
Yo plus the sponsor a bit of turn was doing gambling at the time
Hey a a knife of gambling sponsor wise and oh
I don't know how much money he's got in his big account though, I don't think that he can afford that.
Guys, I have to go. I'll be back. I'll talk to you guys later. I'm so sorry for the abrupt-
I'm gonna end real quick. Yo, guys, I have to go. I'll be back when I get everything situated. I'll be back.
Wait, what the fuck is going on? Look, I'll show you right now. Yeah.
Um, the train gets boosted in literally every game he plays. The bench is fine. The train's not going to go through this fucking thing.
boosted in literally every game he plays and the band just invited.
He's not going to go to the discovery.
We're in a band, buddy.
And this is the thing that became boosted.
The guy showed it.
The guy showed the information.
He could only have to write this fucking internal system that this guy has access to and he
leaked it to the world.
It's like, this guy, this guy leaked, this guy leaked the numbers.
He could only get to the fucking, through private shit.
Oh my God.
I don't know.
I don't know if it's actually like a lawsuit.
I don't know if it's a I'm not too sure. I don't know. I don't know enough. I
Don't know enough to like what dictates private information and like what they're allowed and not allowed to show
I don't know. I'm not a lawyer, but I'm gonna tell you all this right now. If someone leaked my shit like that
Bro, I'd be pissed I'd be pissed I
I
Would be pissed. Oh my god be hot
And if train if there's a world where train does sue him
hmm
That guy's in for a whole world of shit
That's gonna suck
He did he doxed him. Yeah, he just he straight up Jeremiah. They were the fiber baby. He should have doxed him
Which in the world of streaming I mean like that's that is
There's the thing like a lot of people don't really understand
Why it's such a big deal?
Guys you guys have probably seen on like articles and whatever like bro
We as content creators like the streaming space bro motherfuckers squat individuals all the time
like all the time and
There's been content creators who have actually I'm pretty sure I don't want to speak out of turn here
But has unfortunate things has happened to people who have been swatted before
so it's it's very very dangerous and
The fact that a ride employee
Just enabled somebody to be able to do that to somebody like train is
Disgusting like that is that's that's insanity. That's insanity
That's crazy
absolutely insane I still remember the one on summit playing Pokemon go I mean
yeah bro oh this shit's terrifying ah man I don't know I don't know I hope they
figure it all out I hope they figure it all out that is as in close you've been
what we all have bro literally all of us every single one of us i don't know anyone in the space
with over 5 000 viewers who hasn't been like it's just it comes with the territory weird people in
the world you know weird people in the world so it's yeah man i don't know i hope they get it all
figured out boys gentlemen yesterday not the best of days for your boy we went
three and four I never updated it three and four yesterday let's hope today's a
little better let's hope today's a little better all we need is functional
teammates and we're good that is it that's all we need functional functional
teammates that is all the gupa needs in order to thrive people without multiple
disabilities on my team arriving dominating ready to prosper that's it
that's all we need that's all we need keep the slow motherfuckers on the other
team don't put them on my team please please League of Majorons please let's
have a great day. Have a great day. What are you low are we we are now gold to we could
end the day in plaid if we go on a heater we can if we have a good day today I see us
ending the day in Plat. I do. I do. I do. Tommy, David with the prize, appreciate the 59 months, baby.
You said that yesterday.
Well then, then Lee cursed me.
It's not my fault.
Lee said, you shall not pass.
It's not my fault.
Yeah, please take it.
I'd love last pick.
Thank you so much.
go and die in-game. Alright YouTube I'm gonna try my hardest not to get banned
today so what we're gonna do is we'll do the same thing as whenever we were able
to do it last time play some Monster Cats switch over to actual music play like
maybe two songs max switch back over to Monster Cat and just go back and forth
all day that's the plan I'll try my hardest not to get banned so you all
don't have to go through clicking the screen five times today. I promise.
Matt Voight thinking for the five or good luck today, brother. Peanut needs some help
leveling skills and controlling the last hit minions. I'll live. It'll improve a lot
for him. Yeah, I think peanut just needs to keep playing as long as he just keeps playing.
He'll be fine. I think we're playing not today. They're doing the legal legend, not the legal
The Apex Legends rode to Predator or whatever today,
but I think we're all getting together tomorrow
with the day before the tournament.
Nade Shot's gonna come and play,
and all of us are gonna get one full day of practice in
for them full night.
And then Thursday, I mean, T minus two days
until the AT&T tournament.
Two days, two days, two days, two days, two days.
two days. No, I swapped the new bitch. Pick it up. Nate, who's Nate? Who's Nate? Are we
going to practice 2xKO? To this degree, no. We'll dabble, but we're not going to practice
like this now. What do I play against this? Is this an Amumu game? What do I play? I think
This is a moomoo now
I think it's good here.
Well, red rock.
You need to get someone experienced to teach you 2xKO.
Yeah, I will.
We need to get in a moomoo skin.
Yeah, we do.
We'll get one after this game.
Just play Warwick on 2xKO.
You have an a moomoo skin.
Oh, you're right. I just haven't put it on Shiza
My playing league for the long haul but I got no idea I'm enjoying playing league right now. That's all I know
All day I appreciate you bro
go to bed bro how do I respond to him
Come play with me.
What so did poke did poke it a second yesterday?
He did damn, bro
Oh, kind of put in that work yesterday, man.
Kind of put in that work yesterday
Not a good start not the best of starts not the best of starts I'll tell you this much I ain't ganking the block not this early
you're doing a ranked with three people or we could just play duo ranked where it
actually matters
my play with someone today depends on who gets up who's gaming I'm always down
to play I got no plans to though
I'm dead.
See that just needs to learn how to farm, yeah.
See that just needs to learn how to farm, yeah.
Thank you so much. Thank you so much. I appreciate that. I love watching people walk and beating
my fucking ass for free. That was sick, man. Thank you. Thank you so much.
Oh, I can smite the blobs. Oh, I could have killed them. I didn't know that. Noted. Noted,
So noted boss
Was my bot lane there as well, I think they were pushed under tower
And I whooped his ass to so unfortunate
So unfortunate man go check
All right bot lane is going pretty good
Let me gifted to play rivals Marvel rivals
Not my game it's not my game not a big hero shooter guy
Yo, Swipbox, thank you so much for the Prime, man!
Luckily for us, we're gonna beat the hell out of the Blanclate.
little gank here
One boys is free
Walk it out
good work boys good work boys there we go there we go nice very good walking out
Terry
Oh Vladimir's already having this get-so break good
Vladimir already hates me.
Honestly, what do we last three minutes before Vladimir hated us?
That's not bad.
particularly that's not bad
not bad at all
Bro this Vladimir is a skit so man, his Vladimir is a fucking skit so bro.
He just loses his fucking mind.
Brother.
What was that what did he end up playing last night?
Bro, you think I'm gonna help you, man?
You can suck my dick.
with me hill got you
Nice.
Very good, very good, very good.
I'm a tanky boy.
Hit it back, you ready for drag?
Here we go again.
Mid laner walking for free.
No pings, no nothing.
Hell yeah.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
We gotta build MR after this, I honestly I think we might just go straight into this.
It's very visage next.
What do you guys think?
I
Want to have a team man
Nice.
Right back for drag here.
Not this edge.
Which one should I go?
Mask?
Jesus.
This.
this
I don't understand like why this Vlad is freaking out like
Nothing's even happened
I
Alright, let's go full clear.
We gotta fight around not having a mid laner.
We just farm, we're at that point, we've died for OBJs, what, three times now?
But we're pretty massive, we still beat our laner.
You should have just gave, went and stole.
I feel like my problem is identifying the psychopaths on my team and just being like,
Welcome, you know?
No?
Yeah.
Let's find some friends.
Top laner is gonna be back soon, I just like you here would have been nasty, I would have
been sick, fuck!
Save your ult for smolder now?
Yeah.
10-4 boss.
Sounds good boss.
Good boss 10 for boss
Hi, boy, Bladding.
There we go.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
We'll get scuttled and we back.
Bye.
Come back.
Let's find some friends.
Heyo!
Come on, say hello!
Let me give you a heart.
What do I build?
I have a heart.
I have a heart.
I have a heart.
I have a heart.
I have a heart.
Come on, say, where are you?
Let me give you a heart.
What do I build after this? Now do I go here?
Yeah, yeah. Now we should be pretty tanky. You should be very tanky.
Come on boys, set it up.
What's up, pussy what's up pussy?
I
Get up Terry back it up Terry
It's on the block keep fucking with me
Fucking asshole
We overextend and we still get out nice
I hate that Leblanc man!
What's losing praise?
Who's pinging me like that you fucking psychopaths?
I'm not dead here nice
All right, hey take it
You're the one to talk vast online cooking
I think I should have been in the enemy team's jungle.
So I could float around them
But I was also so low like my health, I don't know. I don't know what the play is there
Let's find some friends
You think you'll keep playing league after the tournament I
I really like League. Will I keep streaming it every day? I don't know.
Oh, am I gonna keep playing it off stream? Yeah, for sure.
I very much enjoy League.
Really a jam? Oh yeah this game is awesome man.
Drag up in a minute.
Gonna bait Cog right now.
They walk up, we kill them.
Oh, I missed the minion.
35 seconds, let's go and clear this, don't die cog, it's all gone as well, we should
push this turret and then we're back oh shit
I
Why the Mirage cycle path
Vladimir is an actual psychopath. That's crazy behavior. I touch behavior. Brother, brother,
What are we doing?
I don't know what the fuck he's talking about at this point.
It's battlefield day homie. What does that mean?
Uh, we're one away from soul.
You should push this tower.
nice team oh we take tower and then we baron
I need Cobb to baron.
Come on Cobb, get your bitch ass over here.
Wow, Vladimir's actually 1v5'ing them.
Alright, thorn!
Now we build jack show and we are fucking huge.
We are absolutely massive.
i think we can actually beat the mid laner now
i don't think she's gonna try that though
she is psychopath
22 seconds till so, till so.
Oh, I just end.
first game nice with the skipsome hey let's go
not a bad game not a bad game not a bad game not a bad game
we had a we had a lad that was losing his mind from the first second of the game
we can't get close we did our job nice shout out to the cog that guy's a fucking beast
That cog was nasty
Real music time are you sorry are you sorry
First one of the day hey one for one sure absolutely
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
Million dollar baby is league actually fun.
Yeah, it's a lot of fun, bro.
I very, very, very much enjoy this game.
play Warwick now.
Yo, Jack, thank you so much for the five gifted baby.
Jack, we get some Ws in here for my man, Jack, coming in with a five gifted.
Absolute legend, bro.
I appreciate the love, man.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you for the 2 months Mac, thank you for the tier 1 Wick, thank you for the tier 1 for 12 months brother.
Lost, thank you for the 34 months Chevy, Scorp, Fuzzy, Swat and Demi, thank you for the love boys.
I appreciate y'all man.
You're doing the wrong.
You're for me.
Wraith of Rome.
Here you got it, baby.
Yo, Valet, thanks so much for the two months.
God, thank you for the prime.
Am I joining them?
Brother listen, I don't mean to be a negative Nancy, but apex is just I
Think apex legends is not fun at all me personally. I'm not a huge fan of it. I
Don't like it. I don't I don't I'm not a huge fan of apex legends
Yeah, I've never been able to get into it
Yeah, I appreciate you, man. Thank you for the fiver. Thank you for enjoying the league
streams, bro. Yeah, I just I'm not a big fan. I'm not a big fan of that game, man. I just
I don't know. Never have been.
He might be an alcoholic he actually might be he might be he might be an alcoholic
Get down on it because deep cuz I just cracked one. Well, you're definitely an alcoholic
You really don't want to dance.
Whatever play deadlock, maybe, maybe.
Paul C. Blaine.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
You gotta be led.
Great inside me will not be contained.
The spade does not dictate the architecture.
So I can't hear the music?
Let me do this real quick.
The summer's red.
If you want your body to move!
You tell me baby.
I need this sword.
tell me
Cuz I had all them people saying get down on it get down on it
Oh, what you gonna do you want to get down tell me what you gonna do get your back down
off the wall.
Come on!
Yes!
Get down on edge!
movie baby here you move
at a boy Leblanc I don't know how that just happened
I swear that wall
I'll not dash over it every single time I try and go
if I do that 10 times I'm missing it 9
I don't know why
so I would but I'm not gonna lie to you bro the amount of times I've had my
shit stolen for smiting early lately is horrendous like it always happens to me
for some reason I'm the most invaded motherfucker that exists
So let's go follow me and let's go all right last song and then we're gonna turn it off
So I don't get DMJed.
I would like to attack her.
He's gonna get him.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
He gone.
Why can't invade against the Yi?
Yi whoops my ass early.
Once we get red cane, it's over.
kill in is this a blue cane game I mean we have a Tom pinch is this a blue cane
game if it is I fucked up cuz I do not have the ruins for blue cane at all
very good very good boys
boys let's go I was beautiful
fuck out of here bitch
got to kill before the E comes back, he's up, wait for Q, AD carry left, AD carry picks
one yeah you miss hi yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's not good
man that's not good at all
you had smite what do you mean if I had smite what the hell does smite do
that's my one of them shit this guy's fucking stupid
I got the dumbass.
I don't know, can I do?
Alright, one more song, it's all for you.
One more song, one more song, he said great song, I can't change it.
What is this?
What is this?
Must go to 18, 12, 13.
You hate to see it.
man you hate to see it
I let you go and you will die and you will lose
an ally has been slain
I have waited eons to be this well
I see game out I see him I see him I see him
I'll build blue cane.
Nice.
Alright, we gotta change the song, we gotta change the song.
Playlist, swapping.
Three, two, one, zero.
3, 2, 1, 0.
very close, very close, very close
very close very close I mean by the skin of our teeth close
Don't have all I do not have all boys
No, you fucked my old man you fucked my old
all good sweeper got you thank you for the comms yes boss yes sir boss
good bye mother fucker okay they're really good start to our game I can't lie very good
start for our game once we get blue cane we'll start bullying him in his
jungle but right now we just kind of got to keep doing what we're doing good
Okay, boys are kind of doing work right now blue canes up
We full clear and then we go
Your team has destroyed a turret. Your team has destroyed a turret.
He's in the top lane.
It's that kill. We can, we can invade, we can invade.
Okay, get my form so yes
Yes, at the same time, there's no OBJs up right now, we gotta clear our camps and then
we get our forms.
Always camps first.
me take a look here we need the old thing next our bills a little fucked up
but I still think we're good she's missing a couple items our ruins are
also a little fucked up okay sounds good
Not really worth, not worth at all.
Unless she can kill this Yi, but she doesn't, drags up, but they have no prior.
I mean, I guess we killed Adc and the top laner, so it's not terrible, but I don't
think it's worth.
Yi's too low to contest worth.
Okay
Shisa I
Don't really agree with this
No, slow slow slow slow slow slow slow slow. I'm coming. Oh, no
All right worked out
Worked out, what can I say?
Oh yeah we're pumping out that damage boys we got that damage.
This game is all but over.
Nice!
Nice!
Nice you!
I'm down.
Alright!
Wrong place wrong time
3k gold where cams on the back up the Baron for now
Atta boy Tommy nice
Not every battle is a fight.
Uh, it's full clear camps.
I know we have 3k gold, but always full clear camps.
Coach DL said that.
Two, one.
I got up in a minute 12
Hello?
Hello?
What are these guys doing?
I've got no respect out here.
4k gold sure drag up in 23 sure
Oh, yes. Absolutely. We are fucking massive. We are absolutely ginormous.
Wait, why the fuck do I have a health bar?
here oh we might just be out in the game
they're doing this let's go to the bot lane do this one
I bested the dark
your team has destroyed
and
domination
domination
wow
Hot damn hot damn hot damn. I mean in every lane in every lane Tom kinsh doing great Leblanc doing doing fantastic
I'd say bot lane bot lane was pretty shit, but it didn't matter because we were just absolutely
destroying the competition
Absolutely destroying the competition
And a to shabby right there boys that ain't to shabby
not too shabby at all let's go man let's go the tower dive was nice dude it
almost did work out it was very very very close to not working out I can't
lie hmm that's there yeah whoo whoo mama whoo mama what's up baby more things yet
Oh
Whatever go play some bye
Like ba ba ba ba ba!
Ba ba ba ba ba!
So whoop some ass.
Use team uh excuse CS team one who the fuck would have known that. Hope you're having a good day. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know, bro.
I'm not too sure.
that that I mean but here's the thing to be honest his team was the only team that didn't have
like the worst players in the world you know like who was there like absolute ray right
which was just one everyone else was competent you had tether ones team who had two brand new
players that were useless. You had Peanuts team who had Peanut, no offense, and who was
the other guy that Peanut had? Was it just Peanut? Who was, oh, Mr. Beast, which, listen,
I think Jimmy didn't do terrible, but at the same time, it's actually a great game for
At the same time, like he's just not at 80 carry and like I was watching him play.
It just he just you know, he wasn't the greatest.
GG games over why their comp sucks.
We said GG games over.
who's mercwolf?
the Nautilus
because we have you on our team
right
wait
do we have a Nautilus top?
I thought that was a support
VASA! A Nautilus Top!
what the fuck
Yeah, but Chad, what do you mean he's about to go ham?
It's a Nautilus versus a Darius.
He's gonna pull them in and Darius is gonna fuck them.
Yeah.
Brother, brother, what are you doing?
What, you want me to come over here
and just suck you off?
Like what's happening?
He's probably starting wolves.
On that, wolves start.
any star wolves and then come over here or now
wait what is going on
Oh Nautilus suck my dick brother I am not going up there you fucking psychopath fuck
you.
If you hit a wall, it's hard.
I don't even have Q yet.
Easy let's go see look at that look at that
Mm funnel cake what the hell is going on?
Oh my goodness gracious.
I'm not the person to feed this game. I play that much.
Do we go bot lane as well? I mean bro, we have the option.
Do we go bot lane? Go for the trifecta?
Make our whole team love us?
Why is no one walking up?
Why is no one walking Nico?
Fuck this team bro.
Oh my gosh, top lane gank again potentially.
shoulda went sweeper
he's in my jungle up there
shit
I fucked up
Don't get distracted hutch. Don't get distracted clear your camps keep building give a massive lead right now. Don't get distracted
Don't get distracted hutch keep locking in we're fine
Why is our bot lane still in bot lane?
Nice.
Oh, Yasha's dead.
Okay, huge.
Smoter picked up a kill, which is very nice.
I'm not really too sure why it took him so long, but it is what it is picked up a kill
Which makes it worth it cool?
Pop with a kill as well. Oh, we got a game. We got a game
only I had all that last fight
Uh, Yas is kind of like, just uber-shoving, I don't really know if I like this.
This is not someone who we want to get massive, it's not the guy to just kind of left on.
Motherfucker bro, there's no way this Vex gets to do this for free.
There's no way
There needs to be down fuck man
All right, y'all she doesn't exist anymore.
She's not a real person.
fucking
Mother fucker play the game. No fuck you. I'm not going to your lane to absolute moron
Just throwing the fucking game because you can't stay in your lane for two minutes you
TikTok kid fuck
You're agreed blind you
That's just scaring me bro, it's just like man what
What are we doing? Why are you walking bot lane more than you're on the wave?
Why is your tower half health in three seconds? You can't just look there. He goes again
Brother play jungle if you want to jungle man
What are you doing? You're just ganking on repeat
Congratulations Vex is gonna get your tower now
Great job, man
Get cock sucker
No, now he's sitting mid or sit in top taking the top CS
Hell yeah, shove the wave. Nautilus is gonna just keep walking top. Bex is gonna get the full tower
My buy is completely fucked
I need to pick up some more kills.
I
Bro, it's off dude, dude
absolute dumbass absolute dumbass useless dumbass
winnable god this guy is fucking retarded oh there he goes steal him i can't stop
oh my god man it's not real not real it's not real i win two games and this is the
guy I get in my next one. It's not real, it's not real, it's not real.
That's not nothing I can do about it.
Promises!
Go fuck yourself, buddy.
Eat my whole dick.
Hell no!
Suck on my balls!
Unless you want to bet he gets ganked and loses his mind on me.
He loses this. I don't know what he's doing.
All right, we can finally buy our item and goodness
We're actually gonna have a little bit of something
Good
700 volt for some reason
What do I go here
Valady we're going there into year.
What is this called?
Lord.
There.
Just half by him.
Half by galores, bros.
This is not good.
SHIT!
Let's get to the fun part.
Darius, Darius, the top laner is in river right now, ma'am, the top laner is in river.
The top laner, the top laner is in fucking river in bot side at 15 minutes with both
powers, still full health.
What the fuck is this game right now?
What the fuck is happening?
This Yoss has completely just ruined this game by roaming the way he is.
We just got an AFK farm.
We have to AFK farm.
We have to.
This is insanity.
What in the hell is going on?
Well, everyone's fighting.
We get big.
I have to defend top
There is level 12, holy shit
No way that grabs me bro
Hey, we got sleeper always good
SHOCK! MOT! DICK! SHUT THE HELL UP!
I gotta meet him. I gotta meet him. I gotta meet him.
HE'S PISSING ME OFF!
Oh my god, my whole jungle is stolen. My whole jungle is gone.
We should do drag right now.
if
Okay, no, fuck off.
We carry this game.
These psychopaths on my team.
Absolute crack addicts.
All right, we're massive.
should be pretty behind us is
farming wasting too much time in the mid lane chasing kills that's not what we want to do
i just don't understand what's happening don't die
Yank that motherfucker. Yank him.
Bang!
No, no, no, no, no, you fucking psychos, you're not doing the Baron with their support
They're whole team is still alive. It is just the support. We're not doing merit. You crack addicts
But what is happening what the hell is happening
Drag up 56
Sometimes you have to make a door.
not
not
not
not
not
that
Alright, we gotta do that thing where we in all ways shapes and forms refuse to go in
unless our Nautilus is in that shit.
Even if he gets caught out, unless he is making the choice to walk forward with our entire
Team we will not fight anyone the rest of the game. We are going to sit there
We're going to touch our sacks not move. I'm actually gonna build boots this time
We're going to sit there and do nothing until our team decides that they want to fight because I
I'm gonna lose all my moments and if I continue trying to fight and just having my team leave me
We have to
We can one-shot this Vax, but I don't have Sweeper.
probably their jungler the jungler is missing
I give that tower.
I legitimately think that our, we've lost now two towers because our team refuses to
not force stack in a lane.
I legitimately think that.
Vex is out of position, see if we can punish.
Our support is walking to the mid lane as Vex is beating the fuck out of our turret.
They'll never know what happened.
Okay.
They take Baron.
Is what it is.
Chat, you're saying they're on Baron?
like me by myself, with a team full of absolute dense motherfuckers who's gonna be able to
change what is happening.
All we can do at this point is farm in hopes that we can kill their whole team.
But they have a 6-3 Darius who's probably gonna put a stop to that.
We have to out-farm him.
That's it.
That's our only option.
We have to out-farm him and we have to ambush everybody else.
That's it.
There goes Yawse again, I'm into the Darius.
very good no to shove the fucking turret to shove the turret I'm gonna go shove top lane
you guys shove this I told you boys listen we're activated right now we're activated
we are as activated as activated gets here one of the most massive sons of bitches on
the map. We can win any 1v1 besides the Darius.
If you hit a wall hit it hard
Okay, what's next on this build list?
We're going here was that 13 finish the boots
F**k off, you can't.
He's gonna die.
We need you to drag, everyone drag, everyone drag, everyone drag, everyone drag, everyone
drag, everyone drag.
Please, please, please walk up, y'all.
Walk up, y'all.
Walk up, walk up, walk up, we're taking this.
You're taking this drag
We can fight this oh
My gosh the Daria's is absolutely ginormous anyone but the Daria's
2, 1, we gotta kill this guy, the support maybe, careful, careful, Kane is coming, Kane is coming, dead
Good.
Very good.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
I cannot believe you had time to clear that.
Oh yeah, right now. Vex should be up soon.
Kill that guy.
Go fully clear this, there's no OBJs on the map, huge buy, but we've come the biggest
on the map.
Absolutely massive voice
Please
what else can we build was this mall do we build mall or do we go here mall or
here and we go here take some more damage maybe that's dance
Yeah, it's exactly why I killed him, let's go.
If you hit along, yeah, pop everything we need in the game, good.
We go Baron right now.
come on boys. Come on, we can turn this. Good. You're wonderful. Absolutely wonderful.
Niko is warding, we're good.
We're fully built, we need to end the fucking game.
Push, waves.
Two each.
Plan.
I don't need a plan.
Owl, hover.
Okay, I said two each.
We have one and three.
Not the smartest bunch, not the smartest bunch.
come on keep going fuck the drag fuck the drag fuck the drag fuck boys we can
just in the game
I
Welcome
Fuck them all
come on guys please please please please please please
Shut the fucking waves man. I'm begging you
Well, you guys want to take a fucking 1v3, but you don't want to fight whenever I'm here.
Hit one of them.
his ass. Grab his ass. Come on. Anyone you grab dies. Literally anyone you grab dies.
Please. I can't leave him. If I go split push, we die. Anyone you grab dies, Nautilus. Literally
anybody. You have yet to throw out one hook.
Come on that Darius baby. Come on that Darius. Good.
Push the fucking lights!
We in!
Good!
In the game.
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you. Thank you.
Let's go, boys.
That's how you fucking do it right there.
Hey, hey, who is this guy?
Who am I, man?
Come on.
Everybody on the map, everyone on my team, two and six, four and 11, two and three.
Smolders 11 and four, but I'm going to be honest,
you just executing the shit out of people.
Come on baby!
Holy shit, I had to work for that one!
My god!
Brother, we nuked the Vex so hard that he quit the game.
This guy quit the fucking game because we were botting him so hard.
Let's go man!
The Lethality Vi build baby, the Lethality Vi build, 3 and 0 on the day, let's ride!
Come on!
Beautiful!
What am I talking about?
God, that was not an easy game either.
Holy shit, that wasn't an easy game.
I legitimately felt like my entire team wanted to lose.
Besides the smolder
Pity slap
No, fuck you
Lofality is bad if they have armor you just lose.
Yes, unless they are a team full of squishies.
And my team denied me all my picks, so I just kind of gambled.
And their team went nothing but squishy, so I went Lofality.
But yeah, I agree. You really got to pick your spots with the Vi.
No, you got swapped by the support.
Listen you can't have everything you want in life chat. You cannot have everything you want in life
Hutch, where were you committed for baseball in Mississippi State?
More Vi less Kane really you like Vi more I
mean I can
Legitimately kill someone in a fraction of a second on on Vi. I can't do that on Kane blue
I can put in some damage
But I I'm not doing what I do on by on cane not that quick at least unless I'm like absolutely like two items above everyone else
It's very rare
very very rare
I'm here once again to tell you your boy your good, bro. I appreciate the Fiverr, man
I don't know about that, but I'll take the compliment. Thank you very much. I
Appreciate that. I'm surprised you don't use Udyr. Not a big Udyr guy. I'm a big fan of it
See now this is a game where I really don't know what the fuck to play
Is a moomoo good into Warwick
I don't like this game. I don't like this game at all. I am not the fan of what they
look at I'm not the fan not the fan and the slightest not the fan I just don't
like our comp I but I've also never seen a Senna go crazy I've just never seen it
Yeah.
Oh, Nefiri might have been a
good pick.
Maybe.
You're making me think that there is a world where we do something here.
I'm going to be real. If we win last game, we can win any game. You know what I mean?
If we can win that last game, we can win any game. We just got to play correctly. We see
everybody going crazy, pick our spots, rally the team, make good decisions. We're good.
We just, we cannot be part of the problem in games like that. We just can't be.
We absolutely can't be
Meetings has spawned
Pina Nick join me. No Pina is doing a iron to predator on
Iron to predator on apex gag ate that fucking game and then Nick is playing the new
Our creators update also gag
I don't know what Nick's plan is today
You guys want to go ask him if he wants to what you know he's playing apex as well playing apex as well
Apex and Arc today, got it.
of
I'm doing hymer things oh we have York I thought they had York
I'ma just knock it away with this York
There's your smite or there's your flash I'll take a flash for flash for the mid laner sure you're welcome
love it
Oh
Is that a support taking scuttle
What am I playing what the fucking shitballs
All right, let's go back to our playlist for a little bit
Fuck out of your pussy
That means he's not back.
Is it support?
Taking scuttle normal?
That sounds crazy to me.
of
and
not to do the
warm and getting
if
the five
Or we get back quick, so we're not gonna press the issue here. I'm just gonna take this back set up for drag
Huge nice almost picked up to
This is brand-done
I
Think we win this
Don't leave, don't leave, don't leave!
BANG!
I just don't understand why Senna is sitting in their bot lane.
Senna, Senna, ya fuckin' bitch!
Come over to the drag!
Fuck the wave!
I'm massive!
Just come over and help!
Please, enlighten me.
We farm. Fuck the drag.
I feel it smited him.
possible gank in the top lane
Everybody get stupid it get out of my way
We get sweeper after this
We do this boys, we do this.
Of course, of course, of course, of course.
And you need to die to kill her.
Listen, I know I was sitting in the Hymer turret, but like part of me thought like my bot lane is coming.
They gotta be coming.
We have full prio, adc just backed, mid lane is shoved under the tower.
They're the only option like they have to be coming.
And our Senna sat there and didn't move, man.
She didn't fucking move.
All right, no more OBJs for us.
We just gotta get gold.
We gotta keep scaling.
We've given up two kills
because we have no team this game again.
Zero team, Sin is retarded, lock in.
Where's my fish?
There he is.
Well so much for being excited about having to sit on the team.
So much for that.
I'll be better off if I had a paper bag as a teammate.
there we go fizz and fizz is dead, feels bad
I'm looking here.
Nice
I'm just dead I'm dead
All right, no more Heimer ganks no more Heimer ganks
Did he miss cage or did he flash cage?
I think my entire top lane got stolen as well.
Yeah, it's still there.
This is all gone?
Yeah, figured.
Should be going back up here, hopefully.
Nah, no way.
Oh, he moved perfectly away from me.
No way!
No way the fuck did he go!
Back up in 17.
I got no hope in this team to get dragged though.
Zero hope.
Good.
And they're staying. Two. One.
Woohoohoohoo!
I'm a 7 and 2 if I'm a been the only one who's given business clean
I mean...
Music!
Holy shit balls brother!
Holy shit balls brother.
That guy hits like a fucking truck.
Hey Senna, hey Senna, you want to hit him one fucking time?
Holy shit man, he's at full health.
he's been fucking you for five minutes hit him
you jace we have the uh ff option
I don't know. I'm not too sure if Heimer can carry this. Not Heimer, sorry. It is.
I
Go son
Okay
Yeah, I didn't see Hymer until it was too late.
play to boost merc treads
I'm not gonna say no to this one
3-1.
3-1.
That was even worse than the game before and Voli is not a champ I can carry unless I play
perfectly which I didn't.
Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, that was a bad game.
Let me see this Senna's damage, it gotta be...
Oh, where and when?
Where and when are you doing any of that?
Our Yorick was bitch-useless, by the way.
I think our Yorick might have been actually blind and was playing with Braille keybinds.
2800 damage in 20 minutes is fucking Senna-Kul.
Oh, it's a constant poke so Senna wasn't doing shit. She was just hitting the individuals with one ability every second
That's why everybody was just full healthy entire time
I mean, I hear that bro, but like, anytime I ganked Yorick, he didn't even walk up.
I mean, the guy was just scared shitless of playing the game.
Listen, I understand losing your lane, I understand any of that, but when you lose your lane and
you just continue to walk back into lane after laning phase is over never split
pushing on your work never doing anything other than just standing there
under tower I mean GGs that guy I'll see you back in bronze I don't know what
he's doing new champ this game I'll see what the comp is just depends
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know enough about every
champ.
I think the Ago is a sick
character. I just don't know
enough.
I don't know what to play against
this.
I'm pretty sure if I'm not incorrect, this is a Moo Moo game, is it not?
Isn't this a Moo Moo?
Nefuri?
Oh, we'll go Moo Moo.
They're not squishy enough for Nefuri.
Where's my skin at? I thought we had a skin.
We don't have a skin.
I'll be down.
Jumping.
Damn it.
These songs are ruining my soul.
You want a full AP of Moo Moo game?
I'll be down.
I mean, this is kind of the only build it's given me though.
Wait, am I playing against a Mundo jungle? Is that true?
No, Nefiri jungle.
I am honestly okay with you staying disconnected in FFing.
Shiet, spoke too soon.
What do you mean, who knows my top, that's an Olaf, you crackhead.
Zatrox really, thank you, oh no, Olaf wins this, doesn't he, he does, oh yeah, he does
all day, thank you, oh yeah baby, there he is, god I love elops, just an absolute lane
bully oh we're good we're good we're good listen there's nothing I can do
whenever I get a team like last game it's all good I mean we've had two in a
row we won one we've lost one it is what it is we're not gonna win every
single one oh worry
Olaf is a good jungler really
Okay.
An ally has been slain.
Enemy double kill.
They focused.
I hate to hear that early.
Aye aye aye.
Oh
I died for that, but I'm okay with giving it to the Thresh?
Sure.
Take it.
Absolutely.
Take it.
Miss the Thresh.
Hey get missed a thresh
Okay
Oh son up yet
All right, we're heading the theory
Atlanta picked up one as well we're looking good right now.
We started bot lane, which means he'll be there first.
I really hate to see what's going on in the bot lane.
You just hate to see it.
I want to show him some love but it's like
They're just dying on repeat and a hard
hard.
Where's my bot lane at?
Where's my bot lane at?
Where my bot lane at?
Where's our you in there at?
Okay, not bad. Let's go back to regular music.
I
Walk in
Alright not bad
Come play with me
I'm all good baby.
I'm good right now.
I love you
Why why are you trying to why are you trying to win that? Why?
I don't understand what our bot lane is doing
I got up Jerry maybe actually here
Also scuttles up and I want it
All good, 4-1 right now, we're okay.
this is this is unbelievable
Come play with me.
Can you see me?
I'll kill you.
Let me give you a hug.
OK.
I'm doing terrible.
We're actually doing really, really good.
We just need.
Where are we going?
Okay, following.
Okay.
sweeper. It's okay, it's okay. Armorganna is really fucking bad and somehow our AD carry
is even worse, but it's okay.
This guy's fucking terrible.
Easy.
Alright.
Luckily their jungler is fucking terrible, it doesn't know how to play in the fury.
Which is beautiful.
Very good news.
Very very very good news.
I did not mean to do that.
I have ult, I kill them all but I don't.
Easy.
Now we walk up, they've made a mistake.
Then the TP, go clear.
Okay, we got dumb dumb and the dumbest in this lobby.
We can win this.
We can win this!
We can win this!
Lock in!
We have drag up in 7.
I get a ward on this please.
Fuck the top lane.
I'm ward this.
Might have to give it a game.
Yeah, I I know drag is gone, but this world maybe that it isn't I don't know
We go kill a trucks though
Is it a 1v9 game? Yeah. Luckily on a Mooma it's possible.
See if we can steal some, she's wasting too much time in the bot lane.
possible top lane coming
gotta leave them gotta worry about ourselves here gotta leave them that is what it is
Okay.
He has destroyed the tower with me.
Take that!
I didn't mean to hit that!
Come on, come on, keep going!
She's fucking terrible!
Winnable, they locked in.
Oh my god.
I
Mean three we're so massive we got to kill the 80 carry first it's it okay old lock picks up one
Okay
We got to get this drag, we are contesting this drag.
We are contesting the drag boys!
Oh, bro, it's terrible.
hey not good I'm a fight the rioter that made this champ oh my god it's
fucking over oh my god we got people bitching about champs in the game you
gotta be shitting me right now. 1-9, 2-7 somehow still winnable. I mean I'm gonna be honest,
we pilled pretty well there, I feel like no. I just gotta hit some big old so we can win.
I
We can honestly do this I think we can do this
Got to focus, Caitlyn.
Alright, we got a build for Kaelin, which I think is thornmail, right?
Should we go here first and then the shield or no?
rude okay let's go here then still somehow
winnable bro I'm a fucking one before their bitch asses
come play with me
your turret has been destroyed
full clear
Alice is dead again?
Please back up. They're not backing up.
This is unbelievable man, how is these my games and I canceled my bad gg's?
How are these the games I get man?
I mean guys I
We have a three and 21 but a
Three and 21 but
It's just like this and man I know you have bad games but we quite literally just watched
our bot lane pick a 2v2 fight down six kills five more times like they were down two kills
took another 2v2 fight they were down four kills take another 2v2 fight we
ganked them get them kills and assists we leave and the second that the two
people come back in lane they are 2v2 fighting and losing again
we've had now what is this is our this is our sixth game and out of six games
three of them have been actually unplayable.
That's just like, man, shit's annoying.
I'm not even asking for good players.
I'm asking for not absolute useless paper towels.
I don't feel like there's a lot.
Don't make me don't make me pick first wait. Why is this already denied? Why can I ask for bot to swap?
Thank you. Don't be you, Nara. Don't be you, Nara. Don't be you, Nara. Don't be you,
Nara. It's a fucking dodge. Sheech.
Oh
Let's not play DMCA right now just in case
Keep that for the game
3 and 2 not bad day.
Shit bro I'ma be honest we should be 5 and 0.
We should be 5 and 0.
Be 100% real.
This is looking like another Vi game.
Vi or Yi but they banned Yi.
Here we go Vi.
I don't know how to play Zed.
Mike dude is anyone else who's Spotify fucking up today?
Yo what's going on Tim how you doing baby?
Yeah, I like all these champs.
I like mid Aurora.
I like top Malphite.
See, this makes sense.
I like this.
Who can it be now?
My door.
Who playing where in AT&T we're going to go peanut top Nadeshot mid, me jungle, double
I'm going to lift it to carry even a support.
Who can it be now?
Let the Thresh work.
Hell yeah.
That's the goal.
Nadeshot is going to be gray screen.
Yeah, but here's my thing.
I'll say about Nadeshot.
shot. Nate shot got absolutely thumped last year so bad that I do believe that he'll play
the correct way this year. Like bro, last year Nate shot absolutely destroyed and
he was like oh man if I remember correctly he said something along the lines of like
oh man I'll never make this choice again or something like that. So I think he'll actually
play like a Malfi mid or something.
Fly on the wall, think of the 18 Munch,
Cherry, Shania and Fatter Jean,
saying for the subs.
What's he practicing?
We're doing a team practice tomorrow.
Tomorrow is the team practice, full team.
Not sure what time.
I'll probably figure that out tonight.
And then 18 on Thursday.
I don't know what we're going to do
on Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
I've been thinking, I think it might be time for maybe some DayZ, possibly this weekend,
because we're not going to be doing 2XKO. Who can it be now?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna practice 2x, but just it's gonna listen for the I can't lie to you, man.
That's gonna be like a nighttime practice like two hours a night.
I can't practice it.
I enjoy League thoroughly.
I like playing it on stream.
I enjoy playing it yada, yada, yada, blah, blah, blah, 2x KO.
I can't play that every day.
I love the League streams, we're gonna still keep League in the mix.
I've just promised a lot of people this DayZ server, I feel like we ought to get this thing
off the ground.
for a week, be able to enjoy it and then we can come back to League if there's
nothing else to play or whatever the hell.
What map? We're doing deathfall. Try no summits gonna be pumped about.
Any more isle strings playing?
Yeah, at some point.
I will just kind of turned in, you know, I heard boss talking about it.
Like I'll just kind of turned into us just getting stream sniped over and over and over
again.
Which happens in other games, but on isle whenever you sink 10 hours into a T-Rex for
the entire server to run away from you or for the things that can kill you to run right at you.
Like that T-Rex run that we had those two Stegos sitting the bush on us and then instantly
come in my chat right after and say GGs. And then I hit up Boutine and I was like, yeah, this is
not real. And I was told basically that I, not I was crazy, but that they didn't think anything
was wrong with it I was like alright yeah I'm not going to do this
but they did add the password system in so if I came if I went back to the aisle
I would definitely want to do our own server with two teams build and I'll
have his admin team if they would like to help they can help but the ultimate
Decisions I would want
Yeah, I know I know it has to listen there's
When it comes to that kind of stuff man like I know there's always a reason
There's always like a oh man, you know, it could have been this it could have been that
I've been doing this shit for so long bro like if there's a way
Typically in those situations if there's a way people can stream snipe is usually just
a stream snipe, you know?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hudge, no hudge, no hudge.
Okay, I missed.
We good attempt though. Get the hell out of here.
Wait, I almost said it.
This fiddle terrible? I went like 0-9 yesterday on fiddle, so you don't want my opinion.
I used to play nothing but fiddle in the jungle.
That was like a year ago, but yeah, I did terrible, but that's I also just suck so
He got it mother fucker
I did see his reaction to the old bro.
He died.
So funny man.
So funny.
What's the day's the server dropping?
I'm thinking next weekend.
Or like after the AT&T on Thursday.
So maybe Friday.
We've even gotten a lot of people in the discord yet. How many people do we have in the discord?
I need a, um, I need a link sent to me that I can just send to everybody. Not the one-time link bullshit.
I'll just tell him not to send it to anyone.
I sent a bunch of people links and none of them work.
I love a bot lane that immediately walks, sadly it's not this bot lane, I might carry
back fuck me. Come on dragon thank you. MF, come on. MF! MF!
That was bad.
Am I crazy for thinking that MF should have walked over there?
Is that a crazy idea?
I'm actually pissed. I'm actually so fucking pissed, bro.
I'm actually so mad right now.
I'm just getting screwed.
Give that as well. Give everything. Fuck it.
His fortune has officially muted herself because she puffed up and now it's everyone else's fault.
Alright, here we go.
Lock in, boys. It's gonna be a rough one. Another one. Another rough one.
Wow, what an E.
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
I know, Wasted all and flashed and he said Nydx, Nydx juggler.
Jesus.
There's a kill up here.
Taking no chance.
Taking absolutely zero chance.
Yeah, my entire spotifies down.
Well, YouTube Stream just letting you guys know you're probably gonna get soft at any
point now.
I apologize in advance, but I quite literally can't play anything else than in my own playlist.
I gotta have music.
So just be ready to come over to the Twitch, boys.
Kick!
You guys just stay beautiful.
Go fuck yourself.
No way Jose.
get sweeper.
Dreshes now left the game.
day isn't it? It's an absolute beautiful day here in the game of League of Legends.
Okay, don't really know why you altered that but enjoy it.
There's no way atrox is disrespecting
Never mind
Okay, cool
If you hit a wall hit it hard, I think I was being a big dog
Very careful here.
Go full clear.
Let's get to the fun part.
I
Have said
Big boy
That's the the ward that is the the jungler's ward in that bush
Drag up in 50 we're gonna have to kill half their team before we did drag
I'm doing this.
I don't kill. There's actually no way I don't kill. There's actually no way I don't kill.
That's insane. Did he have a shield? He had barrier? No, that's not worth at all. I kind
I got just sucked into the idea of killing the whole squad to be honest
I'll go here next item
And I'm not either
And now he has I'm not really too worried about smolder we can one tap smolder later
I'm just not worried about anyone on their team other than atrop so we're already stopping
them you know.
If this MF just plays the game, we can win.
is their third drive.
Jesus.
We should go to drag.
We should go to drag.
I'll call you dad. We should go to drag.
We should go to drag.
Which...
Da da da.
So what is Dumb and Dumber doing right now?
Heh heh, little bitch.
Next buy is a big one.
Malphite is also scaling pretty hard as well.
Can I get that?
No, I can't.
It's wonderful to be honest
Not good
Realts
All right, well stop feeling very winnable anymore. That's a rough one
He really wanted that turtle
They really wanted that turtle
Oh my god, not good not good at all
Yeah, die anymore
Might be able to steal
Oh
They'll never know what hit them
We have a misfortune that has lost her fucking mind
I'm the monster that you are.
Wait a bolt.
There needs to be down.
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
Hahahaha, am I kidding bitch?
Hahahaha.
I'm doing that.
Damn, I hit him with the fucking backup on that shit, I almost killed his ass.
Why is this fortune question marking me after I just nuked their jungler?
up in 10 we need it we need it we need it we need it we need it we need it I don't need a plan we need it
go on
where's our team at where's our team at where's our team at
Why is our misfortune running?
Fiddles up, we can't take it no more.
Feels bad.
I'll be able to turn something here.
H frog.
Oh, we're all dead.
Oh
We're all dead
Now by this top
Yeah, let me report the MF. She might actually get banned
ahhh no no no
2 5 minutes no boots brother you're retarded you don't know the build that I'm building
and I can promise you if you've watched my stream for longer than five minutes
without bitching
you'd have already seen me absolutely foot in work with this build so shut up
sit there and be quiet bitch
if you hit a wall hit it hard
I love losing though again you you must stop understand the game or how it works
Nice
All right sounds good, baby love you
I don't want to fight with this Aurora to be honest, but I'll take that low of a health.
Aatrox.
Alright, Aatrox is in building armor.
Honestly, winnable.
You just need this MF to not continue to throw games.
Oh my lord, not good.
Oh, I'm dead.
Yeah, I call these 14 and 3, it's GG's.
Ha, you got it before I did, I was just about to smite him.
Oh my god, man.
Three games in a row like this is just, it just hurts, bro.
It is not fun
Especially starting as well as we did it's like fuck
It's back to back to back teams of retarded motherfuckers
So brutal so brutal
Oh Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus
Oh, did you see that?
Lost mitigated.
Who left?
Yo!
W!
Nice!
Wait, who's the lever?
Why'd this get mitigated?
Oh my gosh, the the misfortune, the Chinese cocksucker, he's the one who left and we got
it mitigated because of that.
Yo!
W, okay, doesn't count.
Doesn't count.
Wow!
Okay, hey, let's go!
Wow, great news!
Great news!
Holy shit, we were almost crying a little bit.
All right, hey, three and two.
Three and two.
We kind of got a save right there.
We got a save.
We got an absolute save.
Fuck yeah, baby.
No, it doesn't count.
Listen, I know we're three and three, but in terms of LP, that's all we care about.
And we're three and two right now.
Oh, it was the Thresh that left, really?
They actually did something, yeah, they left the game.
To be honest, them leaving the game was the biggest gift they could have given us, because
them being in the game was probably worse than them not even being in the game.
Tentos in and we standing on business I'm a-
Man a lot of hook champs today I love it no no bitch in here about it we haven't had a
good naughty yet but yeah i'm gonna be honest do we run a support game after this
i think we're pretty locked in in the jungle i think it's time we go and start actually playing other stuff
nah fuck you actually i'll do it i didn't realize nocturn was there
I know it's not a good pick against Nocturne, but fuck it, well just Q is E.
You guys want to go crit or lethality here?
Get our lethality.
Great.
Let's do it.
We'll use the skin from yesterday.
I'm going to go pee and grab a drink.
Lock in boys.
First heat game of the day.
You
me.
Welcome to Summoners. All right, so let me ask this question. What's the significance
of the skin that we got from yesterday? Can you like not buy the skin or something? It's
Is this like a super rare skin or...?
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do this.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do this.
The struggle for freedom is never over.
Love that Naughty, come on.
Oh wait, is my pet doing the second sword swipe?
That's sick.
No, you're crazy
okay one two the bot lane not terrible come on play against not fair my clear
there will be a little bit faster than his
saving smite
who's that
profane?
profane first item
Oh
You just dead
No, it says profane. Oh, no
That's the one he already took
possible top gank angle
If my pain lends me strength
May my strength kind of a stupid thing for me to hit that because I'm telling them that I'm looking at them
Not the smartest idea from your boy
See this has been off taking boots either. Oh god, I can't wait to hear it from y'all
and
it on vision boys I need y'all to help I have flash which is why I'm doing this
hey hey here with the spam ping back little assholes
BITCH!
Who the fuck you pinging?
Let's go!
I'm looking for that
Looks like he's back
That's top for sure
That was bot lane
Damn, how did he already clear that?
What the fuck?
It's there.
We have all of our camps up, we don't give a fuck about the OVJ.
I don't care what anyone says.
That was the most unauthentic gank I have ever gotten in my entire life.
There is in no way, shape or form that that was legit.
In no way that that was legit.
Nothing about that was legit.
Absolute bullshit.
Please, please, please, please.
Pop does a move.
Get down, you bitch.
Okay, they are 100% in my stream sniping the ever-living fucking dick out of me. Let's farm and let's kill.
I'm not worried about it. We're gonna stomp the shit out of these fucking pussies that I can guarantee you
I need one good, one good like burst of damage, if we do this track off rip.
Do this drag right now he's top
Wow he's here, how is he here?
Not he's dead
Give, give, give, give, give.
keep farming gotta keep farming I'm honestly gonna take boots next item
because I feel like I need to in order to farm fast enough oh baby oh she's dead
I'm dead. I shoved up.
We are so good boys. We are so good. We are more than okay. I know when I do
We're doing much right now, but we're ahead in CS.
of just in time, nice!
I don't think he understands my champ.
I don't think the Nautilus understands how Yi works.
This ye is not a real person.
In with the naughty.
him sweet you know nice man what the fuck was that very good at a boy we're
good we are so good man you're so good sup there's not we are fine we are so so
so so so fun
go get him out of the top lane
I got a profane there earlier.
Drags out, we got a back, we given second drag it sure looks like it we got a bunch
of camps up.
it all good no problemo let's give second drag
not a big deal whatsoever I think we might be at the point of 1v1 a nocturne
I'm getting boots next, I'm getting boots next.
Careful here.
Oh y'all we were fine.
Oh y'all we were fine.
What I say?
What I say?
You got to believe me.
Oh Nautilus.
Oh Nautilus.
No, get out of there, bro, you're 20 HP, what the fuck are you gonna do?
Oh my god, they're baron-ing? No way. She walks up too far, I nuker-ass.
We don't have the damage for this, not it.
I don't really know what disability this Nautilus has, but he has something.
There ain't no way he does zero chance.
looking for this Aurora.
I'm not gonna save you motherfuckers
It is whenever my whole fucking team is in their enemy jungle and it's this motherfucker just gets to walk around for free nice
Well, I wanted to back anyways, it was just a faster back. That's all that was
We got drag up in 22 boys drag up in 22 fuck the Baron drag up we need this one
We are absolutely massive we do not lose a fight to this motherfucker unless he
does exactly what he did. We are taking this everyone here it really is good
good. I need you here as well. He's doing a great job in the top lane. Let's get this
This bitch.
Card it.
I
Get up Terry I get up Terry. Let's go farm
slow it down team we don't need to fight every single person the moment we see
please gentlemen everybody just chill I'm begging y'all
Oh, I didn't even get to look at that message.
I have boots.
If you do not have ult yet...
You're turret has been destroyed.
I can't believe you still have that what the fuck
Yeah, I remember making it
Yeah, so Chad, of course you guys will see how I asked Haley to be my girlfriend back ten years ago
I
Yeah
Long time
Love you baby
You hit one hook Naughty, you can go in, go, what are you just standing here for, you're
boys killing people.
And you hit it after I'm already dead.
Nautilus is just an absolute psychopath like I just don't really I don't really like fuck with it at all
Like I've had I've had crazy people before like we have them every game, but this one is just like weirdo
Yeah, drag up in 33 drag up in 33 ultimate all in I've never bought this item before
let's see what the fuck it does was this deal crit chance with ability haste oh my god
20 seconds to ult, play around our team, go in for one kill, penta, let's go, okay, oh my god, he got him.
I just, I can't fucking move!
God, I hate that fucking character, man!
I just get one ability and I just don't get to play the game!
God, League, why?
Why is that a fucking character in the game?
You just press this one ability, it knocks me back off of my screen
and I can't see shit.
And it's a group stun.
Holy fuck, I hate her!
This is a terrible take.
The jungler's gonna be up in three, brother.
No, no.
I got to play that slower yeah, here he goes
Oh
I'm losing my mind.
Fuck.
I go into a queue.
My fucking top later instantly kills when I just get killed.
Fuck.
I'm losing my mind.
Fuck.
I go into a queue.
My fucking top laner instantly kills me, I just go in and I just stand there.
And I go to re-aggro, son.
Go to re-aggro, root it.
Go to remove, can't move, stun, rooted.
Fuck!
Focus the support, suck my dick, okay, fuck!
Miserable fights!
I just can't move!
Their whole team is just fucking me.
and my other my all my teammates are fucking retarded so I got no help
their team is just fucking the shit out of me and my team is doing nothing nothing in return
besides my top laner and it's all everyone else just running around trying to figure out what game
game they're playing.
Hit the crab!
Fuck!
hit the crab dance I hate you guys we got to go and lurk this I'm coming
I
How why are what guys can I go put it can I go farm man, can I go fucking farm bro
Why are we here fighting over one turn instead of just splitting lanes weird? Are we are we diving like what are we doing?
Why are we here? Why are we here? Why are we here?
Great job, Nautilus. Great job. Great job. Great job. Great job. Great job, man. Fucking great call honestly. Great work
Great work. That was great fight. I don't know how your this
rank truly
I wish I had more time to play this game.
It's not even about farming bro, it's about doing something on the map.
If you think 5 stacking under a tower when we're behind is the play, I don't know what
to tell you.
I truly don't.
You win.
There's no arguing with you.
Y'all think they threw roll-ups or made out of fruit, I guess.
play 7-0 full team's here back up back up back up back up back up I will have
all for drag at least
do not get caught out do not get oh what the fuck is happening fuck them we go
here fuck them all we go right to Baron yep we go right to Baron right now we
go right to Baron we finish Baron
right to Baron right to Baron right to Baron
I'm just gonna leave you to it.
We go drag.
huge absolutely massive absolutely massive great job great work thank you for
listening let's win the fucking game please please god let's win the game
I'm fully built. Let's go so winnable push lanes push lanes push lanes
Push the lanes
Damn
Roar is going top lane. I'm coming.
Watch out for Seraphine.
I'm not pushing bot. I'm going bot.
Gonna go kill Gwen.
We don't need the whole team. I got it.
Nothing.
I just don't think anyone really knows what to do at this stage on the team.
Okay, nice, you got something.
Coming.
No! What the fuck?!
I'm coming!
Winnable!
Winnable! So winnable!
Everyone's dead.
Alright.
I mean brother that the champ is so fucking busted.
She hit me with a single ability and look at my fucking health.
Look at my health with one ability.
No one else touched me.
Just her.
And look at my fucking health.
Look at my health off of one ability.
I also sold boots and I couldn't redo it.
Oh my god.
So bad.
Careful they're collapsing.
they're collapsing I can't lie to you guys I do not like this build I don't
like it at all not a huge fan I know I'm hitting like a truck but I don't like
Not attacking fast, I don't know.
We need 2300 and we can heal off of the fights, which will help us out a lot.
I'm coming.
I think we can win this.
in the game we have absolutely zero waves pushed holy fucking shit man
Drag up to 56 yeah drag up important very important boys
Very important maybe get a turret here
Now I'm not gonna have all fucking red back
We got to win this drag half to half to half to
We're in the game.
the game and the game. Good job Nautilus. Fuck that tower. Love that bug.
get in there
get in there
That was not an easy game.
Oh my god.
One and $16!
And they were sniping their dicks off.
Absolutely eat my ass to my gooch and cradle the balls.
Do it.
Oh my god what a game that one was what's up let me see something real quick
I'll fall away contend you know how's bounce doing in the in the Tyler one
MVP's did he win I had to go for it I feel like oh we lost well we had like
50 years more to go but it just felt like I was on the timer my bad wait I
gotta see I gotta see how we lost my bad it's gonna be
Oh my gosh it was actually so promising.
So he doesn't throw under the tower. He does not.
I can't see a thing! Fuck!
Fuck yeah, I didn't know if I should go for it or not.
There it is.
Was it close? How low was she? Fuck!
There it is. I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew for a fact
That he probably did something stupid hence why I had to go look for myself, you know
The guy knew for an absolute fact that he had to have done some shit like that. He had to have
Fired
I think that's your only window. That's using a good by CS. I think that was correct Paul
unfortunately
Congrats, LMZ. I'm also see very soon, bro
Alright, and that leads us to Brohan against Power of Evil to see who plays against Alois in the next round.
Bro, is Alois gonna win that shit again? Hasn't Alois won it, like, three times in a row or some shit?
Tyler has to have his, uh, what's it called, saved by now. Oh, Lenny just texted me.
Yes, should I dodge?
Yeah, we want to get lady in here. I think we do
Wait if we dodged yesterday won't we won't we have a longer timer than five minutes
All right, he says you're gonna join next game. Oh, yeah, let me change this
I still can't believe I mean chat out of all the games today. We have had to hard carry three of them
Three of them or two of them by game
ye game and
A moomoo game a moomoo we hard carried as well. Did we win a moomoo? I don't remember
We won the first one lost the second one, right?
Oh, you're right. I got the GG. I was the nocturne am I good or am I good? Am I good?
I told y'all. I told y'all. I told y'all. I knew he was in here, bro. I knew he was in here.
You can unban him. You can unban him. I've whipped his ass even though he had my fucking screen open.
You can unban him.
All right, I like the comp so far.
Tiger, Hecarim, Smulder, Mel, I don't know what to play.
Is this another MooMoo game?
Or a Vi game?
But Mel, Mel reflects the vibe, doesn't she?
I don't think this is vibe, I think this is a moomoo.
Or Kane, yeah let's do Kane.
Will you prove worthy?
Let's do Kane.
I believe not.
Is the red, no.
Blue Kane game.
Blue Kane.
What does blue Kane build?
one.
This one.
Keynes bad against Ekrem.
Yes, and no we've, do, to be honest with you, it's the only thing we can really play
against Ekrem.
the way I look at it is that if there's anything that can keep up with Hecarim's farm, it's
a blue cane because we can, we can just, you know, go over walls and shit.
To the person who kills one to save many, such no lies, save no one, it's so liberating.
Welcome to Summer's Rift.
Really, to be honest, anything that's Hecarim is fucking brutal.
Ekrem is just a weird champ, man.
Yeah, there he is.
I knew he was gonna be watching.
I need a ward there.
Need a ward there.
Need a ward there.
Need a ward there.
Need it, need it, need it.
Please.
Please.
Or lost.
Please.
I
Didn't fall
Okay
All right
an actual blue cane game I'm excited our last blue cane game we didn't have any
other correct ruins
I appreciate all you guys in here today, man.
I know there's a lot going on in the Twitch world, hence why there's so few of us, but
I appreciate you guys all chilling today, dude.
You guys are legends, the true core of the community, man.
And I appreciate y'all so much, and I love you.
Not night, man.
Out of my life.
In your ways.
Is there a good fight? Is there a lot of blue?
All of that. Beautiful. There he is. Let's go. Huge. We got so much blue for that.
No, no, no, I'll actually talk you through why I flash, cause that was a good flash.
On Kane, you have to deal damage to people in order to get your forms.
We had three, not one or two, but three different people in that area that we can hit and get
blue form with.
So I will trade flash for blue essence any day of the fucking week, bro.
Especially this early.
The faster we get blue cane, the faster we scale, the faster we farm, the faster we win the game.
Trust. Trust the process.
We should honestly be going for scuttle right now. Kind of fucking up. Let's go check it.
That's all nuts for missing that.
Pop is kind of just fucked for a little bit. I know I know
It's lock in bud
I'd love to gank bot here
the
there he is
honestly a pretty bad go there we got a little bit of damage on the mail
3, 2, 1...
Oh, this is just not good, huh?
They all backed?
Wait, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
They ran away from me?
Huh?
That was the craziest shit I've ever seen!
I couldn't all in time those bad
not what we want not what we want I couldn't all in time we got dragon lease
Wow that Vladimir said exactly what I said that's funny oh Caitlyn wasn't there
unfortunate oh no I did it too early that comes there
I'm doing something right now, bub.
I
Still my fucking farm this bitch you hate to see it
very good very good let's go
Making a lot of good decisions right now.
Hitting all of our smithes is very good.
Bad news is we've killed so many, we've hurt and fucked up hex from so many times, we're going to get red now first, which sucks!
The only way we don't is if we kill Vigar, Mel, that's it I think.
Not my first choice, but okay.
There is much darkness around you.
That is my honor.
I hate stuns. I hate them. I hate these roots. I hate these stuns. It's worth it because
we got blue, but holy fuck man. Let me play the game. Let me play the fucking game, man.
All I have to do is just press R and I can't. It's so worth. It is so worth, but holy fuck,
man I just want to play the game
I'm coming I'm coming
1k
got the drag
got the drag
we gotta build boots next time
I cannot not have boots
Katelyn's not there again
You got what I need
I can't believe this build doesn't have boots. I have to build boots
Dude, there's no way. Heck, real men.
I would very much like to go in his jungle right now.
The
The whole map only cares about me.
The entire map.
We have a support roaming at 15 minutes with both towers still up all the way over here
for just me stealing blue.
Mel, get off of my dick you loser.
They give that.
No, no, no, we give it, we give it, we give it.
I need a farm.
I don't know why I'm not grabbing sleeper to be honest.
Give, give, give.
I
Don't talk to me bro
only in gold where you get two dragons and your team bitches about you not being a doggie
Hit em.
How long do we have?
Oh, super long.
We'll just ward this real quick.
I could think of every single player on this map that I'd rather you feed than that motherfucker man
Holy fuck.
One ability GG's my god.
up off this.
Alright, our kill targets Viagra and only Viagra from this point forward.
and only viagra. We are fine. We have a 9-0 viagra. Does he have stacks? What is he building?
No
I'm gonna kill you.
Please kill.
Good.
You're right here.
You're right here
down
I thought this was an okay call now.
I'm gonna be honest though. We're gonna have more damage than this
Hey neighbor, no, I'm good. Oh, I'm good. I'm good
I'm good baby. I'm good. I promise. I'll let you know when I'm hungry. I'm so hungry right now
All right, that was a big fight big shut down. Let's go
Oh, that adi kick it in oh
No
We need you only attack the bodyguard here boys
I can't see you
Hehehehe
Good
Yeah
Yeah, those days are over big dog those days are over
Those days are over once you're
I'm just gonna get fear and drag it out you dumbasses.
I'm trying not to get chapped in bro but these fucking morons are pissing me out!
I can't even drag out the dragon are you fucking kidding me?
Against a male smolder viber with 10 kills and a hektrum that can fear me off smite.
We're not dragging it?
Are you ripping my penis?
What the fuck!
I'm getting my farm stolen.
I'll hire a mid laner.
We have three.
Next item's an important one.
Still no sweeper, bro.
Don't know why I'm like this.
That Mow just watch him walk all the way through here for free and kill me or am I crazy?
RK looks good.
Where'd chat remind me to download and watch that back after this game?
and my blade
my body cuts through the bodies of the other
this may take a while
no mistakes
Yeah, he's not even saying anything of course, he's not
All right
Still no sweeper by the way
Get that out of there
This is soul
It's instant stun.
Just instant stun.
Malazar has not done a single thing yet.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Double kill.
This just instant stunned, man.
Just instant stunned.
Ice can't get close enough.
Let me buy Sweeper.
What?
What hit me?
What stunned me?
My kit is very good.
Honestly, Malzahar is not bad either.
He just baits his entire team and does very minimal with what the bait gives him.
This is very winnable. We just gotta kill the back line.
It's hard to get to him. I ran into a Vigar cage. Did I actually?
I didn't see it.
We got this item, but she's gonna help us get closer.
I can't get close. I can't get close. I tried absolutely everything to get there and I couldn't
get there. I couldn't, I couldn't get there. I tried my hardest. My fucking item ran out
right whenever I was walking up to him. Just died. I never built Voltec. I thought I built
that already. Shit, I gotta build that next.
Ahhhh, so brutal.
Still very winnable.
We've thrown the last two fights. It's all my fault.
Trom's in there.
Do not let her get away with this.
Please, please, get it.
I just, I can't, I can't move.
He's dead.
I can't get close.
Just getting the absolute shit beat out of me.
This is the most AIDS fucking game I've ever been a part of and it's because of one person a
16 and 3 viagra and I am getting absolutely
Nuked off the map the very moment that I go near anyone
Like it is one cue and
If I it's just one cue at this point it like W doesn't matter. It's just a cue
One Q kills me.
I mean, I just don't know what we do with that.
I'm looking here
To defend
Malazar's dead
Push out lanes boys, so we can do
is actually no way I got dad I got dad we should win this 100%
I'm getting actually one-shotted starting an angel and fuck it
I'll try the 9200 gold
Look at the difference look at the difference with their not having their mid later like we we just have to literally not attack anyone
huge
Nice from me
I deserve to sharpen my focus and my blade
All right, well let's finish this item and then we'll switch our boots
Fucking bitch
Yeah, yeah, yeah, on this instant.
I mean we could I don't think so but we can try we can fucking try
36 just not good cuz they're gonna have one up or not
You can't get this is so this is so this is so
Light offers no sanctuary
How a good spot
Nice nice
She has res
GGs
GGs
Maybe I play that slower
a new smolder I think you're not watching the same game I'm playing man
they're not I don't believe that you are watching the game I'm playing I truly
don't
All right, waves are all pretty much shoved besides mid lane, they have soul which sucks,
You cannot give Baron, this game's over.
and
GG's
Fucking 4 and 13 man. What an absolute shit game for me
There has been at no point this game has been fun from Caitlyn leaving us to die in the first drag
For the second track, Malazar leaving us to die, but every single inch of this game from
moment one to moment now has been absolute fucking hell.
I've just been completely fucked, screwed, dreamed and railed in every way, shape and
form.
All game long.
game long. Don't mind the lad, one more death. Lucky. Oh wow, that was the most painful game
of the day. That was the worst loss of the day. I'll take that. I would rather lose with
absolute morons than lose that way.
That was horrible.
That was a terrible experience.
Having to die on every single OBJ.
So we got one.
I did three drags.
I died on every single one from them just walking in for free.
I want to look at this before we go into our next game.
We're going to pick up Lenny for the next one.
I want you guys to understand why this game was so painful.
I feel like after you watch what I'm about to show you,
You'll understand why I'm so fucking pissed at the situation we just got ourselves in
That mall is our I hope he gets a virus on his computer
And it's completely okay afterwards and there's no problems
Where is this?
Vladimir is this it right here
What's the shit what's the shit what's the shit?
I mean, brother, brother, brother, brother, watch.
No, I want to be right here.
Go ahead and check out the first dragon.
I'm running Sweeper from this point forward, I'm not running any more words, I don't care
about words anymore.
Watch how they get to walk up through this drag for free.
First drag. Is it this one? That's the worst one?
Oh, this is Wall I'm buying.
I
Take out the next one.
Oh I'm already dead.
I
Yeah, I mean, here's my thing with Caitlyn.
She was good, but I would much rather a shit 80 carry that fights and actually fights than
someone who knows how to play the game and is the most scared human being that has ever
played the game in their entire life.
Like that.
I mean, bro, we had a fight if anyone walked in her, not even in her direction, if anyone
walked in the vicinity of any team member, even if it wasn't her, she is running backwards,
not even auto-ling. Just shooting Hail Mary shots hoping to make contact. Like, I've never
seen, like it's very few times where you see someone in this game play for a KD, but if
this motherfucker isn't one of them, I guarantee you, if we go to this person's profile, they
They are high kill, low death every game, but still losing.
Let me look, op.ggshursu.
Is this her?
Nope, that's not her.
This might be NA1.
Yeah, here she is founder 14 and 524 and 11 a ram a ram a ram a ram normal normal a ram
a ram a ram. A ram a she's an a ram player. She's an a ram and a normal player and she
just decided to queue competitive and she was fucking dog shit and she gets put on my
team. Hey Ram, the first competitive game she decides to queue and she's on my team.
Oh dude, fucking kill me man. Yo, we're doing a support game. Yo yo bro, today has been,
I mean, brother, we have had to hyper carry everyone today.
I lost a 13 five a moomoo game.
We won this one.
I went 12 and five this one, 10 and three this a moomoo game.
I went six and six, but I'm not kidding you, brother.
We played out of our minds even on that one.
Like it has been hell.
Absolutely.
I only watched the last one and that Viagra was fat.
Oh my god, Viagra was fat.
But you got the goat, AKA the kid, AKA the chosen one, AKA
motherfucking hard carry.
Skinny penis.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Hope your left changes is all up there.
Yeah, we're good, baby.
It honestly hasn't been like a terrible day.
It's just the team the teams that I've gotten I've been playing really well today. That was the worst thing I've had
But I feel like if someone
Like a viagra gets fed to that point early
It's just kind of like a jogging up boys had to the locker room as a jungler
Is he just gonna do this moulder was start me get big as well
Oh, this was massive this motor was massive that game coming either way
Yeah, both of the worst champs for Kane to be absolutely massive was massive on top of that
I'm running blue Kane, so I can't even like I
Don't think I'll ever run blue Kane again. I can't even stun them. They just fuck my ass
And knock up with Kane is is massive. That's it goes a long way. Yeah, it's just not much I can do
Oh gosh
hey whoa whoa whoa someone give RG cap a ban right there
be a mid carry and toes in then we stand it on business I'm a let me get a
swap down there in the bot lane now. Oh a hard no swap.
the city with the big bow. Swabby. Bro, 80 seared pigs.
Oh, brand support. Fuck.
If he instant locks his 80 carry-in, I'm going to be...
No, that's a brand support for sure.
I also did a massive casting game, I should have went casting him, fuck.
Sorry, I'm feeling good about Viagra, especially after what Viagra just did to you.
How does T1 feel about Hutch?
Oh god, here we go.
I
Bet he does feel that way whenever you get this shit beat out of you by me so many times in AT&T tournaments
I'd feel the same
It ain't legal
I'll come to you for this, competitor.
I'll take you to the fucking league.
I mean, you've gotta be fucking miffin' that shit, bud.
Oh my god!
You fucking redeem yourself from last year.
Brother, I've been playing League of Legends for ten hours a day every day. Fuck yeah, I'm waitin'.
And I'm gonna beat that shit out of Tyler One. I'll take that right now.
You're telling me, he's once not gonna match Doublelift in the bot lane?
Oh, he's scared. Of course he is, man. He's gonna go mid lane.
I'm gonna gank the ever-living fuck out of him until he hates me.
hates me and says I'm stream sniping I'm gonna gank him even more
just know he's used to that treatment I mean he's used to getting
yeah I'm obviously not going to like it's gonna be all my camps are done now
I'm gonna go fuck with them I mean who's on his team
I don't know are they putting summit in the jungle if they put summit in the
jungle it's gg's I'm gonna I'm gonna fuck him up
I just don't know who...
In a 9-Later Cup last year?
Summit's top? Then who are they gonna put in the jungle?
See, and that scares me too, because it's gonna be like,
Peanut's in the top lane, and Peanut's just gonna feed the fuck out of him, unless he locks in.
Yeah, Summit plays Sejuani jungle. He played it last year, and they banned it, and he was kind of lost.
that's them holy shit what's going on man
Okay, come on, come on, baby, I'm back home
I forgot that was you
You know I would have rather the ADC got to kill he did
I thought I thought you got him both
I'm gonna hit level two first I'm gonna walk up instantly
No way that hits, but outside of near me.
Noooo, I take a tower shot, not good.
Nice.
I
Come on
Yeah, you never see somebody who like me ain't never seen it ain't never seen it should have went boots first
Come on, baby
You ever watch me playing go damn, I wish I could play like that, you know
Now I never yeah, no never literally never
Are you sure?
Awesome.
God, this is the best champ in the game, man.
I wouldn't have mind him giving me that kill, but ganksy gank, he deserves it.
of
the
other second game to the game were three minutes in
I'm gonna go ahead and sell Scythe's mom and Salami right now.
these guys are terrified they're losing they're losing their way because they
won't walk up
fucking that smolder up baby come on wall deny and cs as well
and enemy has been slain and i love to be slain
fuck
oh baby
how'd you baby?
got you baby
like that shit template what's the template it's it's beautiful it was 75 degrees sunny
sexy it's it's pretty incredible yeah we we stomped it down there don't you worry about that
don't you worry about the bot lane i'm supporting for good
I missed a point in the lane queue.
Hey!
Terrible by me.
Fuck it, come on.
Keep them interested for Sejuani.
I got such thick.
Pick it up kid.
All day.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I do.
Oh, he didn't go for it.
Hey, come on.
I believe in already carried more than I believe in theirs.
Let's go.
I could have planted.
Yeah, it's probably would have been the better choice there.
I think kill for a kill for ready carry up a lot of CS
kind of an insane play happening with this early she dies for this rub you just lost
of
enemy is almost stop
Let's level the playing field
Got it there, bro. Oh
You can't die you can't die after I die for you
You can't die after I die for you walking where he knows you're walking. No way
You don't give one dodge
All good, we're good
It's another one picked up for the a to carry five and two five and two a to carry come on
We're gonna juice them up
I don't know what I'm doing.
get a big boy good
I'm back in there.
Push this wave in so we can help bar, turn it off.
No smite for a minute.
I love, I love, I love playing Dottie, bro.
Well, that's not fun.
I don't know where my laner is.
Oh, you don't know where your laner is? That's good information.
That's good information. You know who else does know where his laner is?
The fucking top lane that is on tier two as their other top laner
is currently 6-0 in the bottom lane.
One in six.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that one hurts.
That one hurts.
You're going to get that, right?
We have to.
We have to.
That's what he's going to die though.
I'm going to be here.
I'm going to grab.
I'm going to hit this grab though.
I'm going to hit this grab though.
I'm gonna get dick, bro. I know you already got 162. I got you
I'm just saying that what are you doing well he has 120 ACS so maybe he's just
bout methoding I don't know I guess we're taking your length I guess fucking
yes they fucking infinitely stacking hey don't get mad at me this is this is
the gin I don't know what the fuck's going on and Silas is dead again
What is happening to me right now?
Are they?
I see you on top of the light, I gotta move out of my way.
I see what I'm doing dealing with, this has been all day, this is the type of vibe I've
been on all day.
I think we just got to report the
I just pinged that he has 37 stacks of heart steel?
Oh, that one's in
The whole top side is fucking oh our bot lane was so good, and then this just happened it's like
I'm just so confused on how this is crazy man
It's insane
I mean you're our win condition just you know
80 carries doing well, but I don't think he's gonna win that
I just I'm failing to understand what's happening currently because I mean this just seems insane
But I know that there's a world where it works. I just don't think it's the world we're living in
It works
It's certainly loads and you know what doesn't work in certain
This is vows this fall bro. It's fucking vows this fall
This is the shit that people talk about when his viewers get into games and they're just retarded and they just throw
This is this is the mouse effect right now
I don't I don't know where to go if I go bot lane I die if I go mid lane I die if I go anywhere I die
Nice.
He's not.
He's not even good.
I mean, he's just throwing random feuds at an empty bush.
That was hitting minions?
Oh, oh, good.
Oh, he's fucking slapping bushes.
Yeah, what do I do is there anything I can do or is this just like I we got fucked this
game again the game just decided for us that we don't get that fun
Yeah, he's the Scion's terrible. He's just legitimately feeding, and he's really bad
at the game.
I mean it's definitely letting yeah, that's you I'm just gonna cover you man
I'm trying to help you out, that's the cam.
Probably because I'm just going to continue to sandwich there.
No.
It's not like...
Oh you hit that with your...
Oh I know, I'll get you some kills up, promise.
I've got item feedback.
Yep.
Psyon is teleporting to a tower being taken by our AD carry to take the gold and share
it with the AD carry.
This guy is not real.
This guy is not real whatsoever.
This guy is not real, man.
I did not mean to take that, I'm just trying to fuck up the wave.
I'm going up to top lane, I'm going to go help.
Make that 2 and 10 at 21 minutes.
21 minutes.
21 minutes.
Why are you hitting me bitch what are you gonna do to me?
Stop back it up.
I got it back.
Just gotta kill him the top lane.
I'll be back shortly.
Honestly, I don't know why I'm building brambles for these two.
They got me.
You're dead.
I'm coming.
Great D.K.
No.
I mean, they just got vision.
They have zero worries, just like, how can they kill me?
Yeah.
refresh that ward
I don't care if he has 300 CS, he's just getting 1v1 and all, lane 5 miles an hour.
He's definitely down.
Nice play, buddy.
Thank you so much for blessing us with a 2 on the left side.
And you can even get the kill.
Careful.
Just cage my pull, yeah?
Yeah, we got a good minute against, punk.
I'm coming over for you.
Just out of here. I'm just gonna roll.
Yeah, careful.
I don't know what to do bro, look at her silo.
for that i'm just getting sucked by this anno unkillable fucking problem
yeah it's over it's over brother um
he has so much gold
You are too bad, I might get this wrong.
You are too bad, I might get this wrong.
I'm losing my fucking mind here.
Hey, it's silly to collide, bro.
Haha.
Alright, support.
That was a terrible idea.
I just, uh, legans.
I don't know if I'm getting, like, sniped, but I mean, I've had some games today.
where it's just like these aren't real. I got five man jungled in eight minutes earlier today.
And this sound's like talking about how much you're getting killed. Yeah, I'm gonna die.
I know what I gotta do. Sorry though.
I unmute Sion.
I'm gonna kill him now.
I didn't even think he'd stop. He can't walk there.
He can't walk there.
Don't move.
Now we got to defend this fucking monster tapling.
Oh I completely agree, League of Forces at 50% win rate, if you go even close to above
that the game will make you win.
Yeah, I completely agree.
I'll walk that f***ing arty.
Look who's left standing.
He's unkillable, bro.
I don't care what strategy this has if you can't, you cannot create a person that is so fed that you can't have enough tour people endlessly shooting at them and you can't steal people from them.
The strat's not there, it's the fucking like I get it. He may be large but it's just like...
That everybody else has to pay for it because when he leaves lane and goes and gets this
little side push, who's left to deal with the fucking unstoppable lane?
No I don't think it's like, force is in, um, I think it's like, what league is, is it's
not everyone is the same rank.
everybody your winning games this is what I think the league algorithm is and
I've played a lot of video games your winning games we're gonna put someone
who is losing games in your lobby can you carry them to get out of the rank
that you're in if you're having a rough time we'll put you with other people
who are having okay times and see if you guys can pull some together and win but
if you are winning consistently we are going to actually put you in a game with
people who aren't and people who are absolutely terrible and you're gonna have
carry them if you want to get out of that rank. That's what I believe it is. Until like let's say
Masters, I don't know when but until very very later in the rank pool but these lower ranks
it's you have to carry to get out. Don't get me wrong like you got to be very good
but at the same time like I would much rather just play against with or against people who
aren't actually retarded I mean this this is not this is not a real experience like this isn't real
Lee
No, I'm fine
Yeah, I just our our style that fed the entire team
He's gonna go down now
Oh, I'm fucking close, careful.
I got a back.
I've got.
Don't be here. My fellow turn this get you a free kill. He's gonna go after the scion for sure
There's no way he's just dying for me
Okay, we got the fuck out of my lobby
I've got I've got 1,050 AP right now. I'm cooking
So you guys I'm stopping the fuck at the bush was wild buddy. Yeah, I was up with
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Yeah, I gotta give this item outcome. No, I just get altered by
Yeah, we'll see you don't have a team of drag. We'll see yeah
So I'm actually just at a mass of all
I
Looking at you
Hey
How fucking hey, I did all of that bitch get involved baby
80 carries turning the fuck up. 17, 9, 80 carry. Winner ball! Winner ball!
Our jungler doesn't know how to spike.
I'll be there in two seconds. Let me just heal up real quick.
What is this next build item? Yeah, that.
Two-day power spike.
We're in there.
We're stuck in this game.
I have never been far enough, but we're in there.
Oh, there goes Sion.
Got him!
Oh my God in the game that's game that's game the game but in the game in the game in the game in the game
Why is no one hitting him?
Got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, in the game, in the game, in the game.
Hit turrets bro, hit turrets, fuck everybody, hit turrets.
Hit turrets bro.
I'm zoning, I'm zoning.
Oh my God, imagine losing that.
How did we win that game, what the fuck?
I don't know, that Silas just walked into a five man
which is great.
Brother!
Brother!
I gotta go, I gotta go naughty again, don't I?
I gotta go Naughty again.
Born respected me.
Yeah, you're right.
You better respect me.
We gotta go Naughty one more time.
Though lie the scion turned up, do not give that scion any love.
Fuck that motherfucker.
Fuck him in the way he plays.
That is a shit way to play the game and I hate it.
unless your boss and it works.
Yeah, I think you've been a tenor, bro.
Go ahead.
The team fucking paid the price.
He literally fed the top lane and then the top lane
just raged havoc across the lobby
and he was just nowhere to be found.
So yes, he played for himself and it worked,
but fuck that play style.
I don't give a fuck.
Listen, I understand the boss.
Me and Lenny are big boss enjoyers.
I understand the bouse FS like feed the lane, but feed yourself carry the game.
I understand it, but the way that he played that game was just so disgusting.
I didn't, I didn't, I don't like that at all.
I don't like that at all.
I
Sign on jungle I enjoy sign on jungle
And it's like bro if you had like four deaths five deaths six deaths sure I mean bro he left he left the laning phase at one five
No, that's a lie one and six you're right because he killed the Silas at the at the OBJ
Yeah, it was Jen Jen's the one who carried and who fed that Jen I'll get you that swap
baby. I get you that swap baby. I think chat's given zero credit to the ADC live games, but
he was rather because because it doesn't matter what happens. We're wrong chats right period.
That's how these motherfuckers operate. I don't need more enemies. Oh, update it. Yeah,
I got you
When I jungle with bro, we've been jungling for 10 hours a day for the last like three days, so I'm trying to play something different
I really enjoy playing not unless it's a lot of fun
Do some top and mid games? I'm in. We can do some top and mid games. Yo, is it Fright
Night Nautilus like dope? What's the cooler one? The Cosmic Nautilus? There's a Halloween
one that's pretty cool. The Halloween one, what's that one? I could be wrong, so I'm
pretty sure that's right night. Yeah, that's right night. I'll pick it up.
Give me a go. I got to show the chat my Akali. They think my they don't know about the Akali.
You got to give it to them at least once but you can't play like like shit because they
ain't gonna let me live down. This chat, this chat is brother. I'm having
community of savages. They just wait for me to make mistakes and they rip me limb from limb.
It's what you get paid for. Yeah, you better start giving subs than you cock suckers.
5 wins today. Not bad. Sorry for believing in you balls. Well, let me catch up on the,
enjoy watching you play League and anything else you want to play big dog. I appreciate
you big dog. Thank you for the love, man. Bad boy, thanks so much for the five or everything
winnable yeah yeah you ain't lying I'm not a fan of this skin I already don't
like it as much as the space suit I like that you don't like it
Hey, yeah, I heard much yes
Yeah, let me get a pole that I actually pump it that skin
Appreciate the lessons last up. Well, sure. Thank you
What are we playing against?
Tom Kinch?
Play a Tom Kinch singed?
Brother, what are these support games?
I'm cursed.
I don't know where they are.
I've never seen this before well we can get the lead where we're cooking
He's trying to flip me into the tower.
Is it Tom? It's a Tom Kinch 80 carry. Sin support.
go him
I clear this
I've already plucked the 80 carry enough
Okay, I go dooblay for the jungler.
Is that worth?
I don't know.
But it happened.
And now our AD carry is kind of plucked because they get that wave and AD carry gets nothing.
Honestly, I probably should have went boots first.
Yeah, I should have, fuck.
What a curse lane, bro.
I can't help you, Jett.
I got no scrolls, man.
I mean I guess the top kid Siege though I'm not having a good time is just a very weird
Oh, Tim's dead.
Just saved his life.
Pack it up, Derry.
I'll try my hardest.
She's got that easy kill here in the mid lane.
She's in front of the gen, got it.
Don't tell me you back lane and support.
No, I'm up in front.
I'm just up in front, right or left.
not what I need to be.
I
Damn
Talon's dead to cinch
Nice I know that's work
YouTube's down. It's all good man. Part of it.
We knew it was a ticking time bomb.
Centralizing everybody over to Twitch.
Fuck it.
80 carry died. Alright bot lane is an absolute tragedy.
pretty good
I'd like
Our bot laner doesn't even really know how to CS to be honest with you
Yeah, it is like that sadly.
If he's not even like triple shotting anyone, he's just shooting it with minions and then
hitting them with his like first shot, not a good luck.
oh it's not good down there welcome you two chatters
I'm allergic to your shit play.
What is that?
Alright, any carry dies again.
All right, any carry dies again, not 1-3, not doing absolutely anything.
I think I'm gonna have to leave this AD carry.
We gotta get some other people on the map pretty fed.
Yeah, this guy's really bad.
I'm leaving him.
Need any help, mid?
I don't think you want.
I'm not struggling.
Oh, Talon's not good either.
I don't know if there's...
I mean, brother, we got Kale.
I believe in Kale's carrying.
I'm here. She's one and now, so I like that. I'll see if I can walk up and bait.
That's pretty weak. Oh, if you hit that, you gotta splash, so.
I mean, I damn near got a 30 CS to lead on, buddy.
Yeah, if you can get Kale some kills, that's huge.
It just depends on if this guy is looking or not. This is all warded.
I guess they're trying to tower dive him maybe.
And we'll see how he goes.
I mean what do you do when you want to serve the wall like that?
You see that?
Hear me out.
Okay.
I know, I know you're not gonna like it.
I know.
I've gotta be cool.
I'm just gonna say something.
You just saw the jungler mid here and you saw him path here.
What the fuck are we doing here?
To be honest, I guess I just forgot he could fly through walls and deliver an ash with
him quite that quickly.
And who got him for now?
Probably our enemy here.
Or our jungler, I don't know which one.
One of the two.
They picked your pick.
I mean, on it is tough when you actually dominate a lane like this, and you just can't
Oh
You're getting ganked again. I am coming
Feels bad
I'll be able to do damage but Kayle gets big that's GG's.
Trying to hold this wave for you as much as I can
You're really good on CS
I'm gonna take a nice back after this we wore this
Baby
Yo, Lando, Lonely, and Bob, thank you guys so much for the subs, boys.
Good news is, now you can listen to music all the rest of the stream, which is nice.
I forgot Sweeper again.
Oh, God, why am I so stupid, man?
with another hook from there.
heard. yes chef.
he just hit that.
careful.
I do have R. I now have R.
I'm gonna send it to him, I'm gonna kill the kill, got it!
He's playing like a bitch and there's three mid.
Uh, since it's all enough, I don't know what I can do.
That's huge.
I gotta go get sleeper.
Sins coming.
Big kill.
Wow he didn't kill.
I got out somehow.
What do you do to get a year ban?
What are you talking about a year ban?
I'll get in here.
YouTube? Not any of your ban.
Yeah, we're good.
Oh, it's listening to DMC music.
That's what's happening.
I think we win this I'm sure what Chad's saying I think we won this too and the biggest thing
for me right now is I just got to keep making moves anywhere but bot lane adc is very very
bad. Play like you don't even have one. I'm floating. Got my W. More drag. I'm floating.
I'm floating.
Very good.
Back it up, enemy.
And I got stunned.
Have no health. Just be careful.
Very good.
Get big, big dog.
Come on. Get big.
I...
I'm more than capable of carrying this.
I just know Kale gets to a point.
Oh, I'm gonna help you Kale as well.
You and Kale are getting all-star treatment right now.
I'm gonna keep giving it to you both.
I'm gonna come here.
I thought for sure he was gonna do that sooner.
Help Kale.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone, big girl.
I would have loved for her to stay a drag, like an all-time dumbhead play right there.
Oh, she could be dominating right now.
That was one of the worst backs in the history that I've ever seen.
I don't really understand the back.
I don't really understand the back.
I'm worse back right there. I mean like we got drag. We're feeling good and you just lay an egg like that
Oh, that's third drag
Oh, you look he didn't get great killed. Whoo mid lane taking turret now
We created like three times in a row. Yeah, I was just talking about for the death
of
the
way
of
the
kill the insta-dead
oh it's just zero fucking out
yeah Talon's gone
yeah I can't play not anymore
our teams are just full of actual retarded motherfuckers
Like this ADC is absolutely terrible.
It's gotta be one of the worst ADCs I've ever played with, I think.
And our Kale is not very good either, sadly.
I thought she was until she hit the back.
We're trying to get out of the objective.
Our Talon knows what he's doing, but our Talon is just dying on repeat and he's behind 50 CS.
We don't really have a win condition.
There goes Talon.
This isn't FF. This isn't FF.
I've all done before keep walking keep walking
I've raided him, ganked at him, yes, I don't even know what is Jen building, regards none
One of them is building any tank items.
Seal and scout flingshot.
Building good LDRs very good there.
This time down.
That's too good.
Oh, he's 12 and Harry 13 too.
Jhin doesn't even uh...
I mean I'm not kidding you brother like you gotta watch you gotta watch how the
what Lane went like I get a hook in our 80 carry I mean he doesn't he doesn't
know how to do damage on on gents like he legitimately has no idea how to play
the character
Back up back up. You're not in the driver's seat
Look how much damage he's used to that Tom Kint.
She was shooting him the entire time.
Look at the Tom Kint yourself.
I say 16-2.
He could not be larger.
Yeah.
I mean, Chad's not even about stealing the kill.
It's about making sure that the guy dies in the first place.
I don't know if he's going to with this team.
Like the only person who can kill is me and then he's dead.
I wonder if this is his first time ever playing Jhin.
How does it look after this?
I guarantee you he's an A-Ram player again,
or he's a top laner who just plays any carry.
I can kill this guy with my roll,
and just back to back to this fucking dying kill.
Is this GG's or I've ever seen it?
I mean, hey, what are you gonna do?
We just get a retard every game.
It's bad, man.
It's bad.
It's been like that all day today.
Let's just look at mid lane damage.
Look at the tee.
They're they literally got carried by Tom.
Let me look at this guy.
O.P.G.G.
B.I.B.O.0.O.043.
Oh, I've had this guy in my game before I have a what was his name?
B I L B 43 what is this?
I mean, I don't even understand how he's winning games on Jen.
He's an AD carry.
He actually plays Jen.
He just has no clue what he's doing.
Like this game right here, he had 25 kills for the Yumi.
Yeah, but it wasn't even like he was having a bad game. It was like he didn't know how to play the champ. Like that's what I'm saying.
I'm saying.
Oh, I can go to my OPGG and then just click a name.
Oh, sounds good. I can do that.
Chat, I think I'm going to call it there.
This has been a hell of a day.
I don't even know what the fuck to say about today's games of league. It has been
Every single game has been some of
The worst players I've ever experienced in any of my games
But tomorrow
All day of league as well
Moving into Thursday, we have the tournament.
After Thursday, we're probably going to be doing the Daisy stuff, so mods, I'll talk
to you guys tonight.
I think me and Haley are going to go get some food and then I'll come back and we'll have
a conversation and we'll get everything ready for this weekend.
Daisy, this weekend, I'll make sure everybody knows, spread the word, my little birds, go
out there, tell everybody, chat, I love you.
Thank you guys so much for chilling, thank you guys so much for hanging out today, dudes.
I know today was like a chill day, but I appreciate every single one of you guys you're the core
of this community and I love you. Thank you for so thank you so much for being here and I appreciate
you and I will see all of you beautiful people tomorrow morning. Alrighty, I'm gonna go get
everything ready. Go get established, chill with the wife and we're grinding tomorrow all day,
all night and the following day all day, all night. I love you guys, man. Thank you all for
chilling. Have a great rest of your night. No