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WET WILLY WEDNESDAY | 2 MORE DAYS OF PRACTICE TILL !ATT TOURNEY ON THURSDAY! !dayz
05-13-2026 · 12h 49m
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I feel like a freight train running
I'm that hurricane timid
I feel like a boat of bad blood in
What are we gonna do?
I'm that fake smart woman
Yeah, I'm the liar that you choose to believe in
Guess the truth kinda lost all meaning
And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I've been a loving lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
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Get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall?
Get your back up off the wall
Tell me how you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall?
Get your back up, come on.
I heard all the people say, get down on it.
Come on then, get down on it.
If you really want it, get down on it.
You gotta be late, get down on it.
Get down on it, get down on it.
Come on then, get down on it.
Baby, baby, get down on it.
Get on it, get down on it.
I say, people, what?
What you gonna do?
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty dude, so what should I do?
the street.
Hey!
Good morning, gentlemen and ladies.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, my goopers, my people, good morning.
How's everything doing?
How's everybody, how's everybody going?
How's everybody going?
White shirt, gotta keep it consistent.
You gots to keep it consistent.
You have to, you have to keep it consistent.
I mean that on Hutch's Apex skill.
Probably going to talk about how good I am.
This is even good at this game.
What?
You eat hunch.
Hutch is even good at this game.
Oh, of course, he has a cooking spastic.
Cooking spastic.
Yeah.
He ain't wrong.
He ain't wrong about that.
Thank you so much for the five gifted big dark. I think you're for the five gifted. Good morning, everybody
Rose. He's still alive. Oh
My gosh
23 hours
How long is he gonna stay on we got AT&T tomorrow, we're supposed to practice today. No fuck is he doing?
He's diamond three and how many levels is that away he's been diamond four for seven
hours. Oh my gosh.
Is that like, is that super far away? Just those four levels? Like that's like a
world away. How long do y'all think he keeps going for?
Is he mentally broken yet?
You're going to be sinned to the max tomorrow?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Should we jump in the discord?
And whisper sweet nothings into his ears?
I mean it's a good idea or a bad idea.
Like hey Peanut, I heard you've been the same rank for seven hours.
Because you know he'd do it to me.
You know what I mean?
He'd do it to me.
I'm fat.
Yo, bad money to give her the 20.
Day 6.
trying to get hutch to invite me to the daisy server smiley face emoji oh bro love and positive
vibes bro yeah man buddy thank you so much for the 20 for those who did not see uh
it was i mean we were we were already gonna be doing it but i went and do uh some of its chat
yesterday was like hey Jared what did I say I said something along the lines of
you ready for the day Z server and he said hurry up or something like that so
he said fuck it Friday Friday this Friday so we have ATT tomorrow the day
after Friday we are gonna be launching the MF survival survival not
survival that's that's that's the aisle survival on friday um bro there's been so many people
i'm nervous because i'm very nervous because we have we we've been making sure that we don't
fill it up too crazy but um bro there's so many there's so many people and there's only so many
slots in the server so I already know people are going to be getting in that queue and they're
going to be pissed but luckily the boys have been working their dicks off and you know it's
we got our we have an our own launcher and all kinds of stuff for the server this time
it should be really really good it should be a lot of fun I'm thinking probably Friday morning
I don't know if you guys are here right now, but Friday and I'm think I'm going to do something like not a tutorial, but something like just explaining what deadfall is for all the creators.
I feel like a lot of people think of Daisy is just like running around and not really any goal in mind. And that's why we pick that fall is because there's a goal. There's multiple goals.
bolts and there's things to like do and shit. For those who've never seen that fall before,
it's basically think of, let me show you guys a picture. Let me show you a picture each.
Let me show you a picture. It's pretty cool, man. It's really, really, really cool.
Let me show you a picture. Let me show you a picture.
This is kind of, yeah, this is what it looks like.
So in Deadfall, what makes it different is like this is the, it's a little different
than this.
This doesn't really show the full size of it because it looks really kind of small.
But on this side of the map is kind of like the spawn area.
going to spawn in they're going to be moving out this is a terrible representations I don't
know how old this map is two years ago this was posted but it's what I could find right now
so people will spawn like on the outside on the outskirts over here and they'll move through all
these towns and cities and whatever and then the ultimate goal is the is to get through the
passage just getting to the passage is hard once you get to the passage there's like a gas
A bunch of toxic gas that you have to find filters in order to get through a pitch black tunnel system
Pretty fucking crazy
Once you get through all that shit and all the zombies and players in the passage
You get to a whole other side of the map, which is the deadfall and this side of the map has skeletons
bosses
Invisible fucking aliens attacking you all kinds of crazy shit. We've been tweaking and
trying to make it as fun of an experience as possible for everybody getting over there.
We have tent systems, so people, we're not going to have bases, but we're going to have
tents with code locks.
We're going to have a way for people to get over into the deadfall and then come back.
Depending on how the server goes, we're thinking about having in-game traders, but
not like traders like, you know, you see on other servers, like player ran traders.
So picking people, part of the community who want to run a traders who wants to like,
you know, I kind of have like a hub.
It's really just for the social aspect of the game.
We have a lot of role players we're going to be in.
So being able to like have a mission to go to the other side of deadfall and then
come back and trade and this, that and the other, it could be pretty cool.
But we're staying completely away from like AI traders.
We want nothing to do with that.
If we do do traders, it will be player to player, but yeah, it's all the boys have absolutely
killed it.
A super minimal on the mods where we're trying to in every way, shape and form, if we can
do things without putting a mod in, we're going to do it.
His mods just make it a little blech, you know, make it a little blech
It's some some joining. Yeah, so it's gonna be in on Friday. He's gonna come he's gonna come and play and join us on Friday
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir
So it should be a lot of fun, man, it should be a lot of fun with that being said I forgot I didn't tweak this morning. I
Didn't tweak this morning that I'm live
shit
Shit!
Let me see ya, let me see ya.
Um...
Is Gav here?
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Is Soursweet involved? Yeah.
So Soursweet's actually involved a lot.
Soursweet is helping us with a couple of different things
and we're kind of leaning on him for not just like information
like information about quality of life stuff,
but just like the overall health of the server
and making it the most fun possible.
So yeah, we always try.
Sour Sweets does the Lord's work to be 100% honest with you.
Sorry chat, I'm just making the going live tweet
There we go beautiful
Well, so a lot of people, we have like a lot of creators asking like for plus ones and everything, we're trying to hold back on any plus ones going into the server because to be honest with you, man, I would like the goal is, is people just to load up the game and you go play, go meet people, figure things out, you know, shit like that.
that, I feel like that's like the best experience
that you can really get in Daisy,
just running around and meeting motherfuckers
and going on adventures.
But obviously people are, they're gonna group up
the most part, which is fine, it's not a big deal.
It changed this as well and then we'll get some clips going.
We're launching on Friday, we're launching on Friday.
We are launching on the friday friday should be a lot of fun man.
I'm looking forward to it.
I think a lot of people are going to have a lot of fun clip queue is now all by Postal
Clips in the chat is fear or show clips.
Gagnar wants to join you already got Gagnar taken care of.
Yeah, all right, taking care of the talk to peanut. Well, he's in a middle of a game right
now. I don't want to mess with him right now. Wait till they get some slow time.
Are you sure, Adam?
Do, do, do, do, do.
All right, let's watch some clips.
I'm about to bet half of my shit that I hit this shot.
I'm going to shoot straight into the center of my wedding ring.
As it's flying through the air,
So I don't hit this.
My wife's gonna be pissed.
Terran tacked the standpoint for phantom high speed.
What are you guys doing?
Crug.
That's actually insane.
You have a grippy shit so hard it looks like you're busting a toothpaste
to about a both ends.
Um...
Um...
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's dope. That's good to hear.
Good to hear. Oh, yeah, let me change the content.
Let me change...
It was like mowing down a homeless encampment now now
You got Jason Bourne and John Wick teaming up
Gabe our asshole every other squad we find in time out. I
Can't I can't I feel like I'm steady. I feel like I'm going good. I feel like I'm on the prowl
I'm about to win and then
three thick Barley man
Yeah, I just felt like it's going well.
I already told you, we took a ten minute break about six hours ago and me and Timmy were
celebrating our reaching of diamond with a little bit of butt play.
I was in there.
All right, so he's delusional at this point got it a little poop in my eye and so now
We're now got big guy
Yeah, he's delusional
Who usually tastes disgusting taste the poo of someone you love
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I don't need those epic you know we used to play this game called gay chicken they called it
I didn't mean the game, but I was, you know, the game existed, and then I existed.
Was it your uncle?
Was it your neighbor?
Well, the game was you and a buddy, you'd grab each other's wiener.
Right.
Penis, they call it.
Yes, they call it.
But yeah, you'd grab it in the first person to get an erection, lost the game.
So it's like arm wrestling for a sense.
It's the first fucking game.
No, it's not.
No.
It's simple.
Did you win? Did you ever win or did you lose? Did you lose a lot or did you win a lot?
Oh, I did real well one season.
What is the Gage Chicken season?
What does that go from?
It's more of a win. I would say it's an autumn game.
I would say it's kind of a win.
Good weather. Good weather in autumn. I feel it.
Oh my gosh, she's getting worked. Oh my gosh, she is getting worked. Oh
My gosh
You gotta bounce on it a little bit there out of anger
Little fucking fox fucking dog fucking on all forces running around
Why is your eyes so red I already told you I already watched this one
But then I'm doing right
That's so fucked up!
What the fuck do you think of me, motherfucker?
That's so fucked up!
What you doing now, dude?
That's a motherfucker.
Don't you shit!
Yo, that's so messed up, man.
My bullets! They aren't doing anything!
Oh
Here we go here we go let me let me go in there say are we winning son what's that good?
Don't jump the charge up in there. What's the vibes like in there?
What's the vibes like in there?
He's on a losing streak.
They've been losing all night.
Hot your coffee is awesome.
Yo, I appreciate you trying to enjoy it, man.
You might be the motivation they need.
Okay, I'll jump in there for a second.
I
But it's fucking idea
When does the winning start when is the one start the winning the winning
When
Tell what you how would you get out of here? Yeah, okay some type of fucking game or something
This is some type of fucking dream or something
I know it looks like somebody shit in your eyes with the fucks going on there
I opened it up it looks like you're on a four-day bender after doing crack
I've been put in high drops in once every two hours. It's fine guys. That's natural sometimes your eyes get a little red when you stand a screen too long
I'm not on a four-day fucking bender. It's fine. It's fine
All right. Good luck guys
Before you leave on yeah, yeah
You know, we kind of have an ATT turn of it tomorrow, right?
No, I know I got that boss.
Okay.
So the night's been good.
The night's been good.
I mean, guys, that's pretty fucking good though.
I'm lower ranked than I was seven hours ago.
ago. Oh, you hate to hear a Cooper say that. Oh, I don't want to hear it either. Oh, again,
might have to lock it in. Have you guys been doing my Ross Tournament? Oh, dedication.
You can't come up with the hand and pee.
I actually lost a friend.
During this.
Tell me, I've never seen this.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Have you guys been doing the entire twenty three hours?
Yeah.
He's got some weird fetish of why we can't buy a third guy.
I mean.
Is it a challenge?
Yeah.
I mean, it is a challenge.
That's how challenges work.
is that sound just work you see it through you die you see it through or you die right here right now
that's right that's right that's right now hutch i know you're the one that left all that burnt
toast room in my room i did sorry about that you're the one that made me eat a bunch of pennies even
though i don't remember eating pennies there's definitely an aftertaste of pennies i called you
a peanut piggy bank and just started slamming them down there you know oh you devious dog
I'll get you back for that I will get you back for that you devious dog you're gonna you're gonna
be in for you gonna be hurting for a squirtin like that toothpaste huh yeah like that toothpaste
oh wait would you hear what wait wait wait wait wait wait did you get the toothpaste
I saw a clip in my clip you I'm watching right now about you guys talking about squeezing that shit so hard that it looks like a toothpaste
Something like that. Oh good luck guys. Good luck
His moral support right now that hell is going on
Oh
You know what I am you ever seen that little monkey it has that little doll ever all the other monkeys don't like them
So we just hugged that little that's the fun. He just hugs that little bear, you know
That's what I am to Tina right now. I'm that little doll
Yeah, that one you talking about eating Timmy shit out of his ass
And that's why your eyes are red. That's pretty much the only two that I've seen no cool clips
dude what about the fucking jumping
no scope Kramer head side yeah no no
that yeah no that hasn't hasn't come
across my desk figures the one where
I'm talking about him he's but old
squeeze my dick as you do as you do
as you do as you do okay guys guys
now I'm speaking to my buggy is a you
Two fuckers are the one that gets the clips. Get get me looking good get ones with me looking sick as fuck. Oh
My god, Timothy. No way. He just died
the immediate head shake at the shoot yeah he boss they're right after you they
right after you only one though
the other one's coming now I'm walking the door on him walking around him right
here oh you can do you can do right here
I
Got a ship where you want to get shit for you right here
Yeah, Timmy's kind of nuts, huh
Come on.
Come on.
Up.
Yep.
Yep.
Yeah, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
I think we're going to be in permanent hell now.
Why is that?
What's all of it?
OK.
We're in hell.
I mean, we're in.
We're in hell.
I don't know.
I
Like I like the part of them shooting at you P. And you shaking your head before you even went down
I knew it was over
You just started shaking your head because you knew it just knew you were
It's over. It's over. Hey,
I'm going to use this time.
Yeah, it's I need to use one
time. No, I'm not playing. I'm
not playing. I'm just your boy
is streaming for 23 hours. You
sit here for a little bit if
a little league water boy or whatever
hold on let me finish yeah sorry
okay by the way i need one more invite
need one more invite boss
i know being a little league water boy was hard
mr. hodge okay but this is the hardest thing i've ever done in my entire
streaming career i times 10 times a hundred times a thousand
Yeah, I don't know what I don't know what fucking day the week it is. I don't fucking Wednesday. I'm on earth
Yeah
Try to help you out
Hardest thing of your life hardest thing of your life
Yeah. Um, yeah. Um, yeah. Let me tell you something. You wouldn't have the cojones. Yeah, I have to be sorry. You do seem fuck. I'll do that in a second. I'll do that this one. You wouldn't have the cojones do this, buddy. You wouldn't. They got the cojones. You ain't got the cojones.
Yeah, no, you're, yeah, 100%, you're 100% right, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, out of already, out of already quick.
That's about it, I don't get depressed, are you going to look at, are you going to tell me, are you going to look at me like a bitch?
Peanut, you've been streaming Apex Legends for 24 hours, you're 21 and 79.
as you more than 79.
It's actually
actually
84.
The last raid that I just watched the last game that I just watched,
you accepted death kind of like you ever seen those movies where it's like,
kill me, you won't do it. You didn't even say that.
You just said, I'll pull the trigger. Hand me the gun.
I'll do the deed. I'll do it.
I, I, I, yeah, I do. I, you can just feel it. You can feel it when you're in a shot.
It sucks. It's like, I try to run, but it never works.
Yeah.
I try to duck for a second, re, re, redo my doozy.
He, he loved, he loved, it never works. It never works.
Honestly, you need to have to do what I just did right there or stand there and shoot and get like a couple bullets off before they absolutely murder you. There's two options. You get murdered either way.
Here's the real question at what amount of time is it like, all right, whatever.
Are you are you like fully committed? Like, if it takes a 5 p.m. today, are you running that shit?
I mean, the AT&T tournament is not today, is it?
No, it's tomorrow, it's tomorrow.
I'm talking about here.
Are you just going to keep on slamming until you get there?
I need eight hours to sleep with the AT&T tournament.
So by 9 a.m., it's not done.
Wait, are you, so you're talking about 9 a.m. tomorrow?
Yes.
I
Timmy are you on the same wavelength with the button bags in the front the flies in the
He's lost it too. He's fucking laughing. He's going full world of t-shirts in here
We are we have lost it completely
Well, listen, boys, I gotta go and actually stream.
So I will come in here.
How does that mean?
Actually stream.
Well, I'm watching you guys play a video game right now.
I gotta go do something myself, you know?
You want me to be in here and be in?
Is he suggesting we're not actually stream right now?
No, I'm not me.
I'm just watching you guys play.
Oh, she said not.
I
Listen if you need some moral support you let me know and I'll just come in here and say hi again
Okay, I'll come and check in on you to
You say what I need you I need you to say hi for me. I want you to put your bike in front next to your belly while you rev it
Can you hear that?
Is that good?
Is that good for you?
You forgot to say hello.
Hello, peanut!
Is that good?
Now you say hello and then you rub it.
not that good night there is he's a lot better you run it oh okay I love me not
I can't I can't I can't it's the fucking noise gate I'm over here jacking my
microphone off for you just just just keep saying hello okay I'll be back to
check it on you soon. Oh God,
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There ain't no way they got any protein in them.
That ain't beef.
That's seasoned oxygen.
Then burgers are thinner than my patients talking to the HOA.
And that's pretty thin.
Those ain't smash burgers.
Those are sad pancakes.
Hamburgers, they got to go on Ozyntic.
And patties is thinner than waffle house napkins.
Them meat looks like it's been through something traumatic.
Them burgers look like they're trying to dissolve
to avoid paying taxes.
That means they're holy at work at Chick-fil-A.
Listen, did you know that the plural of beef is beaves?
B-E-E-V-E-S.
What now you do?
Should look like 50 cent before you got famous.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh my God.
The thing fly in, I can flam it right underneath it
and detonate right under.
They're all out there bro. They're all out there. They're they're killing the other team right now
They're distracted though. They're distracted hold on hold on hold on. Let me cook
Let me cook cook it up. Will you let me cook?
Let's win this
I'm real, up and high, off the glass, and right off the Dovish knee.
This never happens.
You could try that, one thousand times.
What?
I mean, this guy, I mean, he's 14 losses in a row.
He's got maybe an average of a kill and a half a game.
His left monitor is already broken.
missing three keys on his keyboard from slamming his desk and you come up to him
while he's down and say hey you're kind of a bitch
you're kind of a pussy
We're gonna find this
That's certified
Yo, good morning
Where'd you find this one?
Alrighty
Alrighty
Okay
I don't I don't know what that was
Come on you melon get him get him
Oh, I'm persisting. I'm stun locked. How was I stun locked?
Dude, I'm just curious.
If this is how he's a reing at level 11, how did his first six hours go?
Greg, he's 0-9.
So watch, he's just barred, please press R.
Look, he looked at his...
I
I
Even Duke didn't like that one even Duke didn't like that
What the fuck oh my goodness
It takes you 18 hours to read a book. It takes me
I thought it didn't take months for your book like at least weeks.
18 hours. What are you reading? A picture book?
You read a fucking Denny's menu?
you. Well, you taught me 18 hours a read a book. You have to be so dumb. Who's sitting
on some of the same side? All right. Is there any other ones that I should care to watch?
I like a bunch of names in my mind. And like, for some reason, I said, always, you know,
by me, bro. Everything is Sudam Hussein, the peanut. Where are you?
Sudam Hussein?
Watches No Scope? Absolutely not. You want to know why? Absolutely not.
Because I know that if it was him watching my clips,
he in no way, shape and form, is going to watch a clip that makes me look
good. And I will not watch a clip to make him
look good because that is how friendship is. That is how lovers are. I cannot give him any
flowers in terms of skill. I can't. I can't. Now do we go in Nick's chat and tell the
boys that we love him? We already went to peanut. Now do we go and say hello to Nick?
I love you, bitch.
I love you, bitch.
I love you, bitch.
I love you, bitch.
Brother, I go in, penis discord.
He's been going for like 24 hours, bro.
And I say, how you feel?
He goes, I don't feel so good, boss.
I said, bro, you know, at what point are you gonna just kind of chalk it up, you know,
he says, I need eight hours before the AT&T tournament on Thursday.
So around 9am, I said 9am tomorrow, he's like, yeah, well, that'll happen, but we'll see
that'll happen.
No.
We'll fucking see.
I don't believe he can do it.
I mean, that's gonna be a 48 hour all right. Good luck, boys. Good luck. Good luck.
All right, boys, let's get some practice today. Yeah.
It's having a good day of practice for those who missed the beginning of stream.
We have AT&T tomorrow. We have AT&T tomorrow. Friday, we're launching the Daisy server,
As you can see with the picture
Daisy server is on Friday. So we're gonna be practicing today. We got practice tomorrow and then
We're dealt with league is the main game for just a little bit
Go play some Daisy go try that out. Maybe turn league into like a nighttime game
And then we're right back in there
No crap where yo, what happened I
I could not find Shaco.
Reset score, yes sir.
Yes sir.
Very insane.
Boom, Chagalaga.
Now, don't make me pick first, please God, thank you.
Yeah, but that's gonna be minimal.
The way I look at it is as long as we do well in AT&T, 2XKO doesn't matter.
We steamroll in CSGGs.
That's the mental for me.
Yeah.
Is he server already full? It's filling up quick. Yeah.
Hey neighbor. How's your morning? Yeah. Yeah, you look great.
You look great, baby.
I'd love some coffee.
Punch first.
Ask questions while punching.
One second chat.
My wife wants a smooch.
And I will oblige.
I'll tell you.
I'll get the hell out of here.
No.
Love you.
How many slots is a daisy server?
Gav, are you in here?
What is it?
45?
50?
I remember.
I think 45 or 50.
It's not a lot.
60.
60.
That's not terrible.
a Vi abuser I see excellent let's bang all right come on have a good day today
let's have a fantastic day today huh do nothing but wind that sounds exciting
that sounds fun
You guys target banning certain players?
Um
We we were gonna so we're gonna suggest all the teams on like a
We're gonna suggest to everybody that we all kind of just agree not to ban new players to be honest
if you're gonna ban anybody ban like people who are competent at the game
you know like I don't mind getting banned out DL like the emeralds but any new
guys like the you know the brand new ones like peanut
that they shot I'd say we don't ban those guys even summit I make it over here
There's no start here.
I have a wacky start.
Very wacky start.
I did not want to get my shit stolen bro.
You doing any Daisy practice? No, no, no, no, no, no.
Maybe a level three gank here potentially.
Nah.
Sounds like a terrible idea.
I do not want to fall behind level three.
Even if I give them I mean honestly probably could have worked but I'd have got all my shit stolen not worth it for your boy
not worth it for me
Gank on level six?
Yeah.
Be honest, bro.
I don't even want to consider ganking till six
He ain't gonna kill me bitch, keep coming, he's just getting his buff
I could have probably turned that to be honest
Nice, not nice
Oh, baby, you're getting way too crazy, man
I
Had a boy way too crazy hope that buff was worth it big dog
Okay, not bad.
Good job mid laner for rotating over you sexy bitch.
I'd like a ward on that if possible.
Ready, please? Ward that!
More Vavor!
More Vavor!
Hit level six will gank the mid laner kill this Orianna bitch
He's definitely cooked
Yeah
They're just bullying his bitch ass down there not good not the good
Not the good at all
I'm coming
No way you die right there brother.
How was he low health?
My mid laner low health?
He was.
I got him killed I should not have I didn't think the the jungler could pee over the wall like that
I should have known he was gonna do that
Well, we're not a good look for your boy
Orianna's a dumb ass who works out cool
I'll tell you this much Kane's definitely gonna have his form very soon very very soon
build over maybe here there's a ward on it
Jesus brand.
The man just walked up there and got fucking nuked.
20 seconds to level 6.
back and again they are on the drag we change we trade I've changed we trade
following trash mmm I wouldn't say trash I kind of sold them out there what I
should have done was kept walking
of
Okay, not doing terrible. Not doing terrible at all. Definitely a fucking everybody just
straight swinging at each other this game. The war zone. I like the gang mid. Definitely
over there. Be careful, be careful!
Be careful, be careful!
nice little back here let's go get sweeper and then go gank these guys
Beautiful gang, what's so beautiful anymore?
He's low health.
I'm just, dude, I'm so afraid of that mid lane character.
Orianna just fucks my ass every time I go near her.
Oh
Very good
Very good
wait for this to come up
no man no man no man no no no no way i lose
no way
They trade up. Very good. Good shutdown. I can't believe I lost that. I won't lose
that later but fuck dude, tanky bitch. Need a mod in kickchat, why what's going on?
bro i thought i had him
Ohhhh!
Damn it!
Shit!
I think I'd beat him with ult for sure.
But only if I got like my whole thing.
I mean I guess he had an ult and I didn't.
That's the difference in that whole fight.
he had ult I didn't have ult even though I did get the ambush on him he could
just hit R and heal
we'll have all for this next fight though
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
Okay, nice!
Oh, bitch-ho!
What are you fucking with?
Good.
Not playing Apex with P?
No, no, I'm not an Apex guy.
I play everything, not Apex.
I can't play Apex, bro.
And to be honest, like, listen up, he's doing great.
Somebody gotta be ready to fucking put in that work for League, because as good as DL
is, he can't do it by himself.
And there's actually some good teams in the League of Legends category, so.
We're put in that work, but when we hold that trophy, we know that we were part of
it, you know?
Yeah, I know you're mad at me. I'd be mad at me too to be honest. I was stupid of me.
Sorry, it's on me.
There's 100% on me, I understand the anger, no doubt.
Nice. Good turn around right there. Let's go! Come on! Good turn around. Future, thank
you for the two gifted man, thank you for the fiber before that baby. I appreciate you
man. No, they don't need to take it seriously. Listen, this is an event to have fun and to
have a good time, you know. I don't mind being the guy who has to sweat a little bit so we
can be competitive. I don't mind. I enjoy it. I do this every year. It's my third
time doing it. This is how I like to play the tournaments. I take it a little bit
more serious than others
and i i have a good time doing it
i enjoy it i don't mind it
every team's gonna have people who
haven't played much
peanut and they try to or or guys
a big deal
thank you baby
i love you
I'm lurking on this
I'm lurking
No, you dumb fucking idiot
Let's go. I understand how do you win? So, the premise of this game, man, at its core
is just getting as much gold as possible. That's literally what this game is, is just
getting gold you get gold by taking out towers killing other people killing
minions waves and inside of your not waves what's the word I'm looking for
minions inside of your waves and stuff like that that's the main we got to get
this up we got to give this up
I think we have pantheon die. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Two to one on drags. Sucks. But you win by
taking out towers, getting all the way to this nexus and then destroying it. And you
win. In very simple terms that's how it works. I did not need to ult there but it's all good.
I'm doing this my way we are by far the largest on the map now
Keep up our momentum we're gonna be just fine
Yeah, we need to buy bad we're gonna go here for Kane
I
Lot of my way minion
It's not a good shutdown to give to the wrong person, and I just gave that to the absolute
wrong person.
That was a shutdown, right?
Why no boots? I don't like, uh, on this build I don't run boots because it's a full lethality build.
Like everything about this build is nothing but lethality, so I, if, it's like I can't get to somebody,
but if I do get to somebody, I instantly one-shot them completely.
Yeah, this is like everyone on the map will die within a split second.
It's a full carry build.
Just trust the process, everyone always roasts me for it, and I drop 20 kills and trust
the process it's a crazy build
look how hard I'm hitting already man okay nuts all right as long as I have
old I don't lose any fights
damn it bro
I one-shot the 80 carry the support the mid laner
All right boys 112
I have a minute and 12 till drag.
I need everybody there, gentlemen.
Everybody there.
I'm coming
What the fuck is this guy doing?
No, we don't run from this.
Trust the process, big dog.
I'm the largest on the map.
Relax.
Let's get to the fun part.
Everyone's backing.
Please, Liu Kong, don't come here.
then drag yes if we had more people alive I would but
bang get out of here
We have more people alive I would but I just want to lock in that drag
Let's go infinity's edge
14 not terrible
Keep pace keep pace keep pace we need this right here need that right now brand
I'm not even around me.
An enemy has been slain.
Old team's here.
I
Fucking press our in the wind dude literally the guy just presses our oh
When you're up this much you should go GA, really.
I don't think I can now.
Unless we sell this, how far are we away?
Mm-mm.
We'll go GA last.
Nice, good denial.
No you pull them into the 80 carry your psycho path nice we go right here next
They'll never know what
Wukong's 18
Wait for everybody to come up are you gonna fight this?
over there. Sorry to carry. Keep on farming it up. Keep on farming it up. Top lenders
There's in some shit.
Mmm, he's dead, he's cooked.
40
Hmm
Problem is is that 80 carry just gonna one shot me we need help here boys. I don't have ulti there
Since going in
Yeah, I'm one shot it by 80 carry
We can't go in anymore.
Oh big, big, big, big, Brandon Pantheon, I need you more than ever.
Don't walk into the ball, Brandon.
Alright, oh, we get this.
Next we'll finish that
You need mall what is mall I
Need this this is what I need next
Okay, sounds good. I've never built this before so I don't know sounds good. I'll build it. Thank you chat
We are massive
We are huge!
good
good push push push push push we should honestly do baron too
We have that yet we do big red then we go
Holy shit full of penis dream why what's going on in the game come on boys lock in
too late should have got a potion damn it
Very good Samara
I'm just gonna keep shoving
I'll go over to pantheon play with him
Huge wave here as well
I
Take it
I keep shoving waves keep shoving keep shoving keep shoving yeah, it's in a minute every one tap this etiquette
nice just like dude anyone who kills that guy is just going to die every time
,
Okay, that's all! It's in the fucking game, boys, please!
I never know what now
Get out of here, bitch
any heels only know why we're backing up here
I'm gonna go heal real quick.
There is no camps here.
They're already gone.
Where's my GA?
94 seconds.
We have this in 50.
We're taking that.
And then we fucking end, please, God.
Can we shove? Can we in? Can we get a tower? Can we do anything?
I'm dead.
and
there we go Samira and end the game end the game
End of the fucking game, please God end the game.
I swear if we get back to work, brother, I'm gonna lose my mind.
End of the fucking game.
I'm 24 and 7.
Can we please end the game?
I'm begging.
Stay there until 20 seconds, brother.
Good work.
Great job.
End the game.
And the game
Beautiful
They want to do Baron. Honestly, I'm not against it. Their whole team's about to be up. I don't
I don't know what to sell and what to buy if there is anything to sell and buy.
I don't know what she's doing.
Oh my god, I spelt my coffee everywhere.
Pantheon. Pantheon. Pantheon. What the fuck man?
What the fuck are we doing brother?
Get in there brand. Singe.
Somebody. Stop me.
Oh here he goes.
Got GA everyone here
GGs
GG's. Alright, good first game boys. Nice. Wanna know?
Oh, I bought an... I built... not bought, well kind of bought. Built an item called Guardian's
angel which is it revives me after death. I mean gentlemen starting the day first game
dropping 27 kills and seven deaths, 26,000 gold, averaging 615 gold a minute, you know,
you know what I mean?
Jungle diff, jungle diff,
Jungle Diff. Hey, let's go. Good start to the day, man. Great start to the day.
Great start to the day.
I feel like Bruiser Vi is a lot better, but this Elo man, the window for kills is so small.
Because your team typically turns around and runs for their lives even when they're not
getting attacked.
So I like the lethality vibe because I get in there, I kill one and I'm able to get away
from the fight before my team leaves me inevitably.
At this elo, at like gold, like your teammates are either subpar or dumb as fuck and you are
carrying the game by yourself with maybe one or two guys on your team that are competent
or your entire team is breathing from a tube
and they're the dumbest human beings in the world
and you have to carry.
Like that's it.
So I don't feel like you can carry as well on bruiser by
that you then you can on lethality.
So Rip this in Bob ways or you quit.
Always, always.
Oh, I've got mad at me last night
because I tossed one into like 930.
She's like, do you really need that?
I said, shut up woman.
Let me lock in real quick for this TV show.
Draven Swain, how about you just fucking kill me already?
Zed mid, love to see that.
Vi.
What do we play against a Vi?
What do we play against a vibe only one thing I think this is in a moomoo game now
Is this in a moomoo game? I think it is
We never bought a skin for this by the way, let's buy one
Is there anyone's to do with food?
Is there anyone to do with food?
We got a pumpkin.
Dumplings.
Yes, please.
I will take.
Emu-mu.
Emu-mu.
What up, Harley?
How you doing?
I mean, you guys want to go
check in on peanut in them.
Let's go check in.
Hey guys checking in.
Hey, how are you doing?
We have a round boost.
Just remember when you close
your eyes at night, all of
these people who are probably
Be an ugly
They're going to sleep knowing that their piece is a shit. You know how you go to sleep, Timmy you go to sleep good-looking
Electric
Ready to wake up in the morning
Thriving peanut. Yeah, you got no arms and legs, you know, it is what it is
You got a bad hand out to you and yeah, you got lips that look like a chicken's ass. What the fuck does this mean? You had to use that analogy?
But
You are the bungalater the bungus the king of the bungus no one can take you down P
No one can stop you you're 2,000 years old you've been there you've done that
Now lock in and win the fucking game
You know what what he's
He's right
Good luck
Just dust being a little dumpling just hanging around goofing around you know what I'm saying
get a question a chance thing you had a question yeah what's up yeah I was
I was wondering, I was wondering, okay?
Yeah.
I was wondering, all right?
I was wondering.
Oh, you're wondering, I'm so excited.
I was, I was wondering.
Oh, you're wondering.
I was wondering.
Yeah.
If you can take your shirt off
and put some whipped cream on your head.
Okay.
And you stand in an oversized ice cream cone.
Oh
What don't you about that what would that do for me?
All right, not much for me. I'm on
I'll send you a shirt. I'm gonna pick in a little bit
Okay, well shit, huh? Fuck you. You're trying to make what?
meeting back up
They died.
You hate to see it, you fucking hate to see that, you absolutely hate to see that.
There's nothing worse than seeing what just happened.
We have to go straight there.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say about that one.
I just wanted what was already awarded.
We really hate to see what just happened up to our bot lane.
Okay, in my defense, hear me out.
In my defense and in complete defense.
It is not my fault that they overextended, right?
He means giving up. I mean guys have been going for so long. I don't I don't blame him
I think we can do it with draft play let's just take even longer the Mandy plays like
every day
he's born
he's born, you know what I'm saying?
let's get, what's mandate I'm to?
can we just say drac sucks?
I think I just heard that, I heard the back end of him saying drac is bad
for sure vision here no doubt vision there I got a good vision no one's rocket up
Let me get vision there, maybe.
Oh, Senna's dead again.
Fimo, Fimo, why are you walking up?
You got fucking three health.
What are you doing?
Get a little crack head.
I'm gonna try and get gangplank back in.
I don't think we're okay though bot lane is not doing terrible
Don't get mad at me because you walked up and got ulted on top of yourself. Don't get mad at me
Don't you get mad at me for that don't you dare
You know what you know what that guy's character does you know he has that ability I
I was completely fine. You did not need to walk up
Yeah, you think the guy is trying to like actively walk behind me because he wants that sex like what do you what do you think he's doing?
I'm coming back
with me. This gang plane is just actively throwing man. Just actively throwing. And he's mad
He can't win with some of these motherfuckers. Let's go get her item.
What does he want from me? He calls me over to gank the first time.
Now he's telling me to stop ganking and then to breathe.
He's walking into a set. I mean, I just don't know.
Okay, except one view it's okay. I don't mind
Listen this game isn't about talking and communicating because you're trying to win this game is about talking your
teammates from wanting to jump off of the bridge
That's all this game is
It's not people think team chat is for actually like calming place. No, no, no, no team chat you are
Trying to convince your laners not to do it, you know
Not to jump off of a bridge
Commit the act that's all this is
I'm looking
one
one
of
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
There we go. There we go. Oh my god.
WHAAAAACK!
I've shit in my pants!
Hello, baby.
What's up?
No.
I love you.
Most of the time.
Yeah.
Who did you play?
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
Peanut has been streaming for 24 hours and 43 minutes no
No, he's not doing 7th on he's doing a
Apex legend of thon trying to get to the highest rank in one session
While doing crack
Yeah, he's definitely on methe he's probably got into my medication. Oh
Oh, I guarantee you he's drunk a very large amount of voodoo rangers. Yeah
Okay, I ain't gonna be me
I love you too, buddy
Not looking good down here actually it's looking great down here not looking good down here
oh my god our game plank it might be blind it was a big ult though if I had ult I didn't
use it on the jungle maybe I don't flash in there but they were all so low they don't
turn on me I fucking kill everyone man oh yeah
we're good seven one
damn it
I don't know what I'm talking about.
You hate to see it.
An enemy has been slain.
A killing spree.
Come on baby, we're doing great right now.
we are our team isn't but we are
I'm gonna stay here hmm back it up Jerry
Why am I getting pinged?
I don't know why I'm getting pigged, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, I'm shitting
I'm pissing right now
I want to die for it, just going to keep farming.
Game point's not walking mid lane is gone. We have dragged up in a minute
Actually jungles all the way up there. I think I am gonna do this
What are we at? Oh, we can't we got a few drags
Mm-hmm
Oh come on boys
Beautiful
It's a big drag for us, denies them the third, we get our first one on the board, go kill
the mid laner again.
Just be a fucking massive tank.
We have a 4 and 12 bot lane with a 1 and 5 top lane.
Not really any help there.
I think we're at the point where we just really
can't go in without ult.
I can't, bro, I can't believe we didn't capitalize
on that three man ult under tower,
or really anything that we've been able to do so far.
Your turret has been destroyed.
we gotta go back to farming the only way we're gonna win also problem number two
is that they're so big now and they've shoved us so much it's gonna be so hard
to farm I still think I win pretty much every one we want it's good
Nice.
We'll take it.
Why are we flashing inks?
My Q wasn't up and I wanted to guarantee the kill there.
Also I wanted to make sure that my game plank didn't get jumped on.
Is that and you will carry?
Yeah.
We've dragged up a two minute sparen.
Can I get a ward on that?
I'd also like to get that crab before we go farming, so I know if I can board it already.
Yeah, you ain't wrong.
You ain't wrong.
I'm a little high on crack cocaine.
You're high on that crack!
Great work.
word.
Drag up in 50.
Won't have any ult for it.
Shucks.
We can clear all these rewards, no.
Oh, it's gone!
What's not? What the fuck?
Only six seconds.
Nice you just realized I stole his shit fuck you
All right I'm gonna have all nice
Five seconds before we go in
Okay
Hey
You like that shit like how I yanked them? I yorked them!
Say you ain't going after my AD carry. Let me jerk you off real quick
Let me pull you off of my teammate
Oh
Okay
Clean it up boys!
I did so much!
Clean it up!
I'm in terrible fight by me.
I should just let him die.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Uh, Hutch made a mistake!
Hutch made a mistake!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Shiza!
Shiza shiza!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Shies, a shies, a shies!
Weeah!
Weeah!
Weeah!
That's my bed. I have my bed.
That's my bed. Sorry, sorry boys. Sorry everybody.
Sorry everybody. Wow, it doesn't have me building this. It has me building...
this
soon as running her down like a dog
Go keep farming, not getting sucked into fighting like crazy.
when you go a bitch get your ass back on the field
Bang
They're falling apart they're falling apart. This is great news. They're falling apart
oh shit oh oh oh no 30 gold everybody hang out chill I'll be back in there 20
gold 19 golds 15 gold only 10 gold everybody relax back it up care it
I don't even know what the fireworks going off!
Coming!
Oh, not good, man. Not good.
You hate to see it.
You
You really hate to see it, you know?
Just...
God, I'd rather you shit my pants and tell me it was someone else than what I just saw.
Why am I farming?
I'm fully built, dawg.
What the hell am I doing?
Let's find some friends.
I'm not gonna be afraid.
What's up you guys? It was me and you were killing! It was me killing you! It was me killing you!
You died, you killed me! I was being killed!
I'll take you! I'm big! You cannot kill me! Give me that 5-man ult, baby, I root!
We sell boots, what do we get?
What do we give instead of boots here?
Don't sell boots?
Oh, bro, I don't have health for Baron, guys.
I need the bag.
the old. Now we go back.
There's nothing I can build instead of boots actually.
There's nothing I can build that's better than boots right now.
I feel like there's like an armor item that could be really good.
Oh my god I bought the wrong plot.
We're my team, Matt. We're my team, Matt. We're my team, Matt. We're my team, Matt.
Gameplank. Gameplank, you fucking moron. You've been fighting them all, game! And
You still don't understand that when he presses W, you die.
That's how the game works.
He presses W. G-Winions.
GGs.
What can I buy instead of boots we get this this this is best not zonius
We'll buy this, this for sure, shit, buy this, sell this, go here.
Oh, Zed, brother. Brother, Zed, brother, Zed, brother, Zed, brother, Zed. What are you
doing, man? Why? What are these fucking idiots doing, man?
The enemy is inviolable as we spawned.
Bearing up the game! 1v2!
Can he do it?
Oh my god, he did it.
Bearing up in 140.
fucking 8 and 10 Teemo my goodness gracious I'm so slow
Can you fuck off?
Teemo, split lane pushing. Good, good.
Nice.
Wonderful. I didn't buy a pot. Shiza.
48 seconds, he will not be up for it.
Set up for Baron, we win the game, let's go.
You dumbasses, you dumbasses!
absolute meatballs what the fuck you doing in the game gg's who do you think
you're attacking why are you attacking me what the fuck was that
out of all the people on my team you think you're gonna kill me the fuck
What are we doing?
Yo, hey, whoever says sell boots, good work.
Oh, it was me.
I'm a genius.
Come on, my little minions.
Get in there.
Please, ult.
Hit this, hit this, hit this, hit this Teemo, thank you GGs.
GGs, yo boys, yo boys.
Amu, Emumu, Locke, Vi, Locke, Kane, Locke, Yi, Locke, I mean, gentlemen, your boy is locked
in.
All the practice is beginning to pay off, do it out.
I don't think someone's actually on.
Let me see.
Oh, I don't mean I don't see Ray so checking in team.
Oh my God.
So, thank God.
Coach here.
Motivation.
Coach here.
Coach, what did we do wrong with that last game?
You know, you weren't dipping when you should be diving.
You weren't ducking when you should be thriving.
You just got to stay on your toes.
You got to keep moving.
If you don't have toes and you got a short nub-like body,
just roll around a little bit more.
Directed mainly on peanut.
Mm.
Fuck you, Hodge.
All right.
your positive and can do attitude makes me sick.
Okay.
All right, boss, I'll be back in.
I'll be back in.
Good luck on this game.
You got this, team.
You got this.
All right, see ya.
You got this.
Yeah, they sound a little defeated they sound a little defeated
Good day on League, just playing well man, playing well.
Okay, support!
What the, what the hell?
Nautilus lock it in.
Nautilus lock it in.
Now I'm angry.
We're going to be playing
the tournament. No, we announced
on a Friday. This Friday coming
up is going to be the launch of
the MF survival. 4.0 or just
MF survival. On Friday, we are
starting our day Z arc. We're
and then we're gonna shut the server down for use.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Sure, Viagra. I'll do it.
I'll pick first, why not?
What is this? Is it...
What are we at here that that that and that give a list of streamers so far playing.
Uh, I mean, brother, this is just since I started the stream today.
This is just since I started the stream today.
So it's a conveyor belt of people jumping in and all that good jazz.
Yeah, there's a lot of peeps, a lot of peeps, a lot of peeps.
I think we've had on just Discord, we have, me currently, I've gotten 79 messages since
We started stream today
And that was after I cleared after we posted tweet was about a hundred and fifty people messaged me on just this court on Twitter
probably
another
I'd say
Hundred and we only have 60 slots so and a lot
You've been working through them. Hell yeah, thank you
Thank you
So it's like we have to we can't over invite and everyone always has oh what about this guy
I wouldn't buy him plus one plus two blah blah blah
So we basically told people listen, it's you you're joining and if we got more spots we'll invite your friends
But for now, it's just you
Who do I got in the bot lane? Oh, yeah, let's get her fed
While only 60 is how many the the map can hold so we this time around picked a map called
deadfall because it's really cool and it just has a lot more stuff involved with it so like
there's two sides of the map there's not just zombies there's skeleton zombies there's
Aliens is all kinds of... Oh shit, boss.
I'm going for bomb.
Very good.
Good boy.
Break Sartre!
You're overstaying big dog. You're overstaying like a motherfucker right now
Hmm honestly not terrible
Yeah, their support picked one up who cares
Let my boy farm your boys a cuck so
Don't die.
Lucky doggie! You are dead!
Very good.
Very good Ash, let's go.
I'm gonna fuck around and find out.
Very good.
Bro, we're kinda cooking though!
Yeah, bump the nugs, bump the nugs!
How did you do a business?
Is support meant to basically let his laner partner get all the kills?
Yes, I'm a setup champ.
So I hooked, I set up the kills for my laner and we win.
Not good.
not good. That was really bad. Really bad go from your boy. Really bad go. Really bad
go. Feeding. Feeding. Feeding. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. My
Baby. Locking and baby. Come with the baby. Let him know I care about him.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Well, Bane's kind of juiced out, 3-1.
Our laner has pretty much died on repeat over and over again, not good.
Okay, nice, we'll get back there.
to see that. No, I used W there, didn't I?
That was one of the dumbest goes I've ever seen in my life.
Crogus is walking, not good.
up
Weeeeeeugh.
Flash the wave.
We gotta get Sweeper.
Alright, not terrible, she picks up one, then later picks up one, I pick up one, not terrible.
Air support's 1 and 5, we're 2 and 1. We're doing our job.
I hate that.
Do him.
Do him.
Do him.
Do him.
The odds, how much we can do about that old.
Not good.
I hit the ult before, Ashe it's her stun, big ult from your boy, big ult from your
boy.
I should have W'd.
SHUT UP!
I KNOW I'M DUMB!
I
back you know get away from him 7 and 6 veins massive though as well
oh my gosh that veins damage is crazy so be careful bro
No you get out of here
I'll hold the tower
Almost got her ass
You know hear me out here I use my W you know what I'm saying I use my W
I thought my ash was gonna be back so much faster
It's a fucking war zone so many kills on the map so early
We're still good three and three terrible. I'm going in I'm going in
Come on
Careful
All right, my ass is not good
I don't know what kind of thing has been destroyed.
Um, we should go...
Here?
I don't really know what Vayne wants from me because she's like standing here.
she's standing here when Braum is here it's like brother Braum hits you with
one ability vain teleports and murders you what do you want from me I got a
yank somebody I got one to help you but you're just like accepting death at all
times yeah I mean I agree all thing
parameter tower is probably stupid but I
didn't think Vane was gonna be there to
be honest I thought we were gonna get a
free kill I will agree I fucked up on
that now we back up at some point all
All right, juice that again, I don't have to give two.
Juice that as well.
I don't know.
I feel like at this point,
I don't know who really to set up.
Oh no.
Set up the next game's ADC.
Bro, we were doing so good too.
You're doing so good, man
Gg's
Well if I get filled support do I still lose for this?
If my second one gets uh, it's picked
Damn I do I don't like that I
I mean, we had five deaths or
Eddie carry had eight and we
were actively trying to save
her. I'm gonna be honest. I
don't want to be that guy. I
know someone in Chas gonna
tell me I'm wrong. I feel like
that that was 100% already
carries fault. I mean, bro, I
tried my hardest in so many
ways to save her multiple
times. I set her up early.
We were winning at the
beginning of the game. She
goes to drag by herself.
she dies she comes back to lane she walks in front of me over and over and over again
she's not waiting for my hooks every hook that I landed she's attacking the brawl while the vein
is shooting her like I just I don't think the ad carry was very good
You have to win your your games how do I as support win my games I guess I just don't play not a list we play brand support from now on.
Any time we get support, we just play Brandt.
Her build was shit as well.
I don't know man.
I don't know.
I didn't play good, but I felt like I didn't have an AD carry there for a little bit.
All good.
Happens.
It happens.
It happens.
Also, whoever's saying, you have to win your lane.
My first game I dropped 27 kills on Vi, my second game I dropped 19 kills on Amumu, out
DPSing and outkilling every single person on both teams.
Suck my balls.
Let me fill up the text.
We have a top smolder.
Uh oh.
I'm done looking at twitch chat youtube how you guys doing youtube chat you guys doing
good kick chat you guys doing good
we got here. Zenzal, Nefiri, Morgana, Tristana, and Cannon. Ugh. What the fuck do I play here?
Is this another Mumu game? I think it is. Is this a Mumu?
I thought you'd never quit me.
Or volley. I'm confident in the volley play. I'm not too worried about volley.
Volley is my best champ.
And I feel like the less I play volley, the more of a chance I get to play it in AT&T
because that'll ban all my other like chance I've been playing every day.
So I know Mith and Ludwig and all those guys have been in the chat watching, seeing what
I've been playing.
So the less I play volley, the better.
Yeah, their team is disgusting and the fact that we're going smolder into Kennen makes
me want to shit my own pants in fear.
We have a Caitlyn mid.
Oh goodness, right house. How about you just fuck me?
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Oh, we're good. Yeah, we're good. I mean we got filled support last game. It is what it is. I
Thought bro, I thought I got double XP for fills
Maybe oh, maybe let's find some friends
Shop Katelyn. Katelyn's kind of nasty
Wait, so for my second roll should I just have it on auto fill like the little like the little fill option
No, it doesn't work that way
Damn, but then I should maybe put it like something that everyone plays like a mid lane
Okay, I'll change that after this game
level 2 game off fucking suck off in a fury buddy get gross bastard
Riot needs to lock junglers till 15 minutes so they can't gank oh my gosh
we're talking we are one minute in two minutes in and we're talking about what
right needs to do
thank you
you
you
Damn, I missed my Q, feels bad.
No, get out of my way minion fuck.
Not a good first gank.
Not a good start.
Not a good first start.
Not a good start.
Star voice
Rough we got the flash release. Yeah, we got the flash. Oh, I'm gonna be honest though. I think they would have got the flash without me
Let's find some friends.
Aye, aye, aye.
It's been worse.
We kind of saved our mid laner a little bit there.
Okay, we should have stayed for scuttle.
I didn't know that I was popping up right then and there.
Fuck!
And we go for Scuttle and then we come back and we clear.
And we have full prior.
I don't think we would beat Zenzal before level 6, but we're gonna get it right here.
three
three comes
I
Nice good work
It's seeing that
Peanut farts on stream. Oh my gosh
Oh
We're farting we're we're tooting
Yeah, I appreciate you optic. I enjoy it bro. I enjoy it. I say it all the time like
coming from like a background of playing in sports this is really the only form of
like actual competition I get so I enjoy like you know playing and trying
Where are we going?
Nice. Good work, Smolder. Enjoy that. Eat up, son.
I'm genuinely enjoying watching you play League, I appreciate that but I don't think I'm going
We're getting better. That's all it is man. Just getting better. We're definitely better now than we've ever been a league of course, so
We've been we've been grinding bro
We're gonna have first item way before their jungler has first item
Bro, we gapped himself into a band?
Wait, what happened?
I'll kill you.
An ally has been slain
Way to kill without that in there fuck
Where are we going?
Probably awarded.
You got 20 seconds on that.
High kills.
Very good.
Nice!
I see.
Let's find some friends. Nice. I see
All right, let's go here
Doing great boys
Oh my god, I don't have smite I'm done kill it kill it
Shoo
Whoopsies
Now if Zin's good he cleared my entire camp because I was on the map for a long ass time
over on this side so we'll see if he didn't clear camps we are so good oh yeah we're so
good we are way ahead no way this scuttle's up right who the fuck is calling me oh my
My god it is.
Spam callers.
Oh!
Let's find some friends.
Come play with me.
Let's go get Sweeper.
Go to these camps, get Sweeper.
We are very ahead, I think.
3-8 carry team, what the fuck?
Welcome to gold.
Good to have you.
My name's Hutch.
I'm depressed and I'm here to rock and roll.
Okay.
Oh, we killed that motherfucker.
He walks up.
Wasting a lot of time right now.
Is it this the guy who solo killed boxbox?
You know what I'm saying!
Light work.
Light work.
I mean light work.
But yes, yes it is.
see they talk about me in these streets chat they talk about me in these streets
It's all that shit.
I see you mid kind of full health over there
full health as well I'm looking here
still no sweeper
zin's out there
NT
gotta have to I have to have sweeper if I'm not buying sweeper on this one I'm
legitimately trolling the game legitimately trolling the fucking game
gotta go help top laner we already have two drags I'm down to give one up we
need some kills on the map we need some kills on the map
I
Missed bro. I missed it miss that one though
Very good
Worth
Schmolder gives the stack for free.
They're heading towards drag.
Give that.
Give that.
good lucky my ult wasn't up i almost stole that drag too
lucky bitches
lucky lucky lucky where are we going
They're not back they did back
The wire supports in mid
where every lane is losing like bad we can carry nice I need Tom to get big if
me and Tom can be big we're Gucci yeah already gone bitch
top lane is a little too large for us to go to finn tower that's gone it gone it
it go, it go
cancel that back
He's gonna make it real hard
He's gonna make it real hard boys
Luckily everyone's pretty squishy, so gotta keep doing our time until
We just gotta get smoldered big hopefully at some point
Hopefully we're a team fighting team
Get dragged up in 50 we're gonna desold gentlemen
I'm stomping the jungler right now
I'm absolutely stomping the jungler and CS and kills and everything
on my way I'm on my way
We giving
We fight this we fight this we fight this
I wasted my ult, smolder is shoving top.
We should have just left and farmed.
I wasted my ult, I didn't smite.
Seven top
Hmm I
Know I could have I could have taken drag that's on me. I
Agree I
Should have given it to begin with and then I should have taken it whenever we were there
Just like man
Hmm I
Don't know if I
Don't know if this is winnable. It's always winnable, but I don't know if this one's winnable boys. I
Can't lie to you. I
Mean we just we don't have anything going for us truly
Our smolder
Is one in seven which ain't good or mid laner is one of four
Our ad carries three and five were the only positive human being on this team
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
My bed just like pushed up mid like brother we're so far behind what do you
thinks gonna happen homie you think you're gonna kill
get out of here go go go go go go go go go holy shit balls
That'll make your butthole pucker that'll make your butthole pucker
Okay.
Their team's not really, uh, not doing what they should be doing with the lead that they
have.
Once they go Baron right now, then it ain't good.
They're not really shoving lanes, they're just kind of like stack pushing everything.
No.
No.
I wasted ult again.
Big, big, big, big, big!
Yes!
Okay, worth, worth, worth, worth, worth, worth, worth.
Jack show. We'll start building tank humongous humongous for the team.
Beautiful. Exactly what we need. We have drag up in 34.
Bird, do you want to play Sweetchicks?
You want to make love?
Yo, so does your...
now wife, um, she knows that we're lovers. She's full of that, right?
because if I got to give you up I'll kill a motherfucker in game I want to make
that very clear like it's okay she can have you a good portion but she tries to
take my spot in this thing I'm gonna be pissed I would brass in game yeah I
courage got engaged okay we got w
Oh my god, Smolder.
Oh my god, Smolder!
I'd like to do this.
Big.
No!
Kill that bitch!
Can I play the game can I play the game oh shit
It's okay
It's okay. How dare I how dare I walk up good thing you check that fucking bush on Caitlyn
Bro hey riot you absolute fucking
Cunts can we please make more Ghana somewhat not stupid as hell. Can we do that?
Like I would like to play against a champ
That bind doesn't last
literally 7 seconds. 7.6 is that the right thing? 7.6 seconds of binding.
7.6 seconds I don't get to play the fucking game. That doesn't seem fun for
anyone involved. Literally not fun for the game whatsoever. That is horseshit.
Oh god, it's ugly. Alright, one dragon off soul. I'm the reason why we lost that.
Go ahead. I hate myself. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die
arm it up arm it up so not a bad spot or adc is active as shit our smolders
actually getting pretty large as well
well
1450 I'd like to get that
This jackass done, why is he going in my camps? I'm gonna go in your camps bitch
There's nothing here oh and Caitlyn said again
I get up Terry
Honestly, they're not in the greatest of positions right now
No way you lose that brother
No way no way of
No way of
GG's GG's GG's GG's that was a loss from the gig go that was a loss from the gig go
two and two all good what are ready carry left lane well one and seven or two and seven
I was mitigated!
Why?
I was mitigated.
What the fuck?
I who?
Who I who?
Who I?
Who I?
Who needs my coaching?
Hey, what's going on, team?
I'm not still.
I'm hearing that we need some team affirmations.
I would like to do affirmations.
OK, Timmy, do you know how team affirmations work?
Oh, yes, I actually got it.
Maybe like two hours ago.
All right. How about you?
How about you start?
Start the team affirmations.
Um.
I.
Really like, yeah, oh.
You, Peanut, always, it's your shots.
Thank you.
I don't think you have to judge it fully.
He doesn't.
I'll start and then you guys just pick up off the flow.
Okay.
My favorite part is whenever I open up the stream to watch my team and Peanut, before
bullets actually kill him. I can see the life from his eyes leave him and he gives up and
throws his hands that he doesn't have in the air and quits.
Peanut, you go ahead.
Okay. I like saying I like the way that you don't have a stop Asian hate badge even
know we are playing with one now.
Good.
You know, I love the way that you have not looked at my banner
and seen that I've had a stop agent.
Hey, badge on.
OK, I get I get another one.
And all locked on the game and you want to win.
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
I get another one.
That was a test.
You passed.
You passed.
You passed.
You kind of cooked it with that one, and I kind of got it.
Timmy, I like the way how you took my Tuesday and Wednesday, which could have been like
any other Tuesday and Wednesday, fun whimsical, a reasonable amount of gaming time, and you
put me in the 13th circle of hell, getting butt fucked by Satan for the last 26 hours,
minutes and four seconds. Now, and open for no reward. We're not even gonna make it.
Now team, I know that we have now been in diamond for going on nine hours, but I don't
want you to be discouraged. I don't want you to quit. I'm discouraged. I'm I try to
Even if I say I don't want you to you still are I mean I thought that's how you cure depression
You just say don't have it and then it's on yes
Anyways, yeah, I want to do a clarification. It's been 14 hours
Well guys it can't get worse good luck win the game you got this guys
Hey baby, you look like a snack woman. No, I ain't hungry. Thank you. That's fine. I'll
comment on the
public.
I want to die.
Courage. How long you want for
if I stream. Do you you around
for a while? I'm on literally
all day until I dropped dead in
this chair. I told Hailey I
know she's standing next to me.
ready for tomorrow's stream and in order to do that, I need your sexy body here right now.
So hurry the fuck up.
Also, Hailey said congratulations. I already told him.
No, no, no, not about that part. I said if she gets between me and him, it's fucking on site.
I'll drop kick somebody. I don't care, you know.
I know I know I love you
Oh
Hello
Hey, baby
Bro, I saw some of the tweets after your tweet
And one of the tweets that made me die laughing someone voted your tweets said
Damn, how much this blank money has.
How rich is this?
Smart, the funniest part of that.
I'm not alive yet.
I got to send my stream up.
Yeah.
The funniest part of that is someone like put the Google Google my name.
It says my net worth is $2 million and that ain't even that even close to
right. So I'll take it, but I'll take it.
I'll take it hey for taxes. That's exactly exactly where that is exactly it
Hey, man, I thought that was so funny, but people were applying that be like see bro
He's got it. I'm like, oh shit. They also think that that's my house. That's just not my house
I rented that for the day
Bro, all right, all right that hey bro, can I tell you something yes, sir
You have got the mental boom of a damn nine-year-old in your games, bro
You act like every game is a lost dude, and I'm sitting here looking you guys did not even have a
bounty gold
When you guys you look at the KD you're like my Caitlyn my this bro. You have a triple
Scaling 80 carry team comp late game smolder late game of felios you guys should be losing that early game
You didn't even have bounties!
And then, sadly, because of that untimely death of the bot lane to Tristana,
yes, don't get me wrong, your team was dog-ship,
but then next thing you know it's another 4v5 fight, then another 4v5 fight,
I need you to take command.
Ping caution, wait till everyone's up, scan a fucking brush,
and get in it as a moomoo, and kill everybody, bro.
3 and 3rd!
3rd! Oh, they already lost. Okay.
I will be right back, I'm gonna queue, and I'm gonna go-
and go see how they're feeling mentally.
Yeah, here you go.
Hey guys, I'm back. I heard the game went well.
Fuck yourself.
Fuck yourself, Hodge.
Get out of here.
All right.
Yeah, Hodge, hold on.
I got something I want to say.
I
How are you doing?
I'm good P. Did you shit your pants? I'm hearing that you may have a small like turtle in your pants right now AIDS
No, no, I heard you farted and it was very audible
Fuck yeah, I did
I dominated on and off the court
There by shit my pants. It wasn't me. You know what I mean?
I'm telling you they have got to start selling pants
They don't have shit in them because I'm getting fucking sick of it
Oh, baby, what the fuck are they doing?
Seriously, it's the limit. It should be called Lulu shit in my pants. Yeah, exactly exactly
Exactly. How have we not invented pants that don't come with shit?
What are we the UK pants? I have just has a giant pile of shit
No.
Here you go.
Well guys, don't worry, it's only going to get better.
Okay.
Dude, no it's not.
No.
No.
It's getting worse progressively exponentially.
It is getting worse.
Well okay.
I don't like.
I don't know where I'm at anymore.
Who are you people?
where am I what am I doing what's going on are some of the questions I have
well they give it this way it has to get better in like couple hours when well
Oh, no, school, hmm.
By about 11 p.m. tonight, it has to get better.
So only in like 10 hours.
What's the logic?
People go to sleep.
Right now you have the orcs of Mordor coming after you.
Just got off of work, work the morning shift,
opened up Apex Legends,
No, like I want to butt fuck this peanut and all of his friends he's playing with, you know, oh my goodness
Oh my goodness
Or they gotta go sleep at some point you don't you're a peanut you're a thousand years old
I'm four thousand years old four thousand exactly you've been here. You've done this
That's true. That's true. That is true. I'm gonna go pee. I'll be right back in two seconds. You got this team
They don't got this. They don't got this at all.
They don't got this at all.
They don't got this at all.
Alright, alright, alright!
Hey, first one of the day. Let's get the plat, huh?
What? I'm going too, bro! Are you streaming right now?
I am.
Alright, I'm going to send you stream together.
I have no idea how this is going to go, but we're going to give it a try.
It's going to go great.
Well, it can do.
It's going to go absolutely fantastic.
We're on top of the world already.
My Twitch dashboard says I have two viewers, which is 50% more than I expected with me.
Everybody open up a separate stream for courage.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Choose the numbers.
Choose the numbers.
Yo, I'm hyped right now. I just found two rice cakes left in my bathroom. I'm gonna grab the other one. Okay
Your what the wait what the fuck just happened you found them in the bathroom
I have two of them in my bathroom. I got rice cakes in the bathroom
Yeah, it's like a boom
respect
My twitch hutch wants to collaborate. Yeah, boom shaka laka
Yeah, you're gonna come play Daisy on Friday
I've never played Daisy come and play it's a streamer server but your content creators all come in and have fun
if we have any sweaty little birds I'm just gonna ban them
What's your number?
Okay.
Mostly at Pina quite literally
audibly shit his pants and I
kind of want to see it.
Where is it?
Hmm.
Thank you all. Thank you to all
the first messages for
reducing my numbers in which
one. I'm your third year on
Oh
It sounded like an air horn, bro. Why do I keep you kicked out of my own discord? Oh
Bro he legitimately shit himself it was like a nothing but air sound like a whoopee cushion what yeah
No, oh dude, it was awesome absolutely fantastic any lead
Lux hello
Oh this ain't good buddy
Careful, I'm getting my red buff.
I get level 2, we kill.
Oh, you're dead.
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm fully dead.
So sick, man.
Hey, definitely authentic real gameplay that we just experienced.
I'm going sweeper off the rip, and let's have a fun game.
Woo-hoo!
So real and authentic!
They'll never know what hit them.
Three-man stack in my fucking jungle, bros.
Suck my balls.
and enemy has been slain
get big lucks
do we go for her chickens?
I muted this whole time sorry. I'm saying that that wasn't the star we wanted but it's
the star we got. Everything's gonna be fine. I'm gonna smoke these fucking pussies. Good.
It's a very good chance of tournament. You don't get the start you want, you know? Yeah.
This is going to be an awful top lane.
It's okay.
Yeah, Kled's never fun to say.
Warmong's level 6, you're good, right?
Uh, I might be going hard steal.
First, really?
I might just try to smack this fucker.
How is Diana bottom?
What is this woman made of?
She only has 16 CS, so if she took your camps with her bomb side, you have to go top side to top.
There's no flash. Good.
Oh my god, that is so annoying!
Take that call, though, on her camp being up there. Good job.
Read your numbers, and because you have 16 CS, your chickens should still be up, by the way.
I think unless she just took them how do I fix my head chat why is my
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
He's awful up here
Let's get to the fun part
Alright I didn't lose shit, nice!
You're probably fine
I recovered nicely
Now I am not
HA HA HA ha ha
Oh, she's bullying the ass. Nice.
I'm missing.
FUCKING!
I
Bitch I'ma stay in your lane
Fuck that shit
What is bro doing running at me why are you just running at me
What?
Love you baby.
Love you too.
Anyone else that's saying I didn't say it to you?
I'm not you, Jack. I appreciate that.
I'm not you.
Who does this play think he is?
Who does he think he is? That's subtle use.
Of course, of course you have flash, you fucking pussy.
Hey!
Cpu top.
Oh my god, holy shit that damage, oh my god, oh my god, that damage.
Bang!
Very good, Saf, very good.
De-piving me!
He's got a psycho!
Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!
Had a boy!
Put it on a boy!
What an idiot!
What is this guy doing?
I got him with the question mark, sorry, I got him.
Punish, Punish, Punish, Punish.
Oh, this guy is just...
Let us goop, yes he is.
Please! Talk to me!
Bye!
Help me!
I
Would love to leave fucking bot lane. I would love to but I can't
I'll see the six
What the fuck is going on with this enemy team you piece of shit!
I'm being held in bot lane by the mid laner and our mid lane is just kind of watching a little bit
which I get that he's low health but I got no help and then the adc just backs like nothing's going on
the support's doing great but there's a lot to dislike right now
right now there's a lot to dislike down there oh my gosh dude i'm rock hard i
don't know why
sorry i'm distracted it's like my mind wander
so everybody's fine
I don't need a clan.
This mid lane, this mid lane, this mid lane walks into this jungle, he's the biggest
fan in the entire world.
I'm full health again buddy.
Oh you missing your cannon minion don't miss your cannon minion. Oh
Did he get it anyone tell look look River? Oh, he's coming. Oh shit. They're running. I cannot match that. He's got us all
I'm sorry running as fast as I can though
That's gonna get off his mouth trying to kill that a nice focusing flood now I
I should have left. I didn't want to leave you though. It's okay. We'll take it. We'll take it. We'll take it worth
We'll take it bro. Good job
Let's go punch come on. Oh, we're good. We're good got some fans in this game
Got some really big fans. I need you clear in top to bottom. I'll hold tight, but I'm fucking drop. Go go go right now
Don't don't worry about anything. Don't listen anyone
Fuck you top lane. That's what I'm supposed to say, right? Well, you're the top laner. Fuck you mid lane
I've got a rider die for my dog knows how it works, bro. I'm a gangster
She's coming up there she's coming up there
She's going for the brush gank. I'm gonna make her waste that time of time, alright?
Yeah. You can go invade here, by the way, or do drag. You can go do drag.
Actually mid it doesn't apply, oh.
Let's start his recall, which makes him think he's no longer here by the way.
Nice, you guys.
Smolder's pushed, but I think he has to be fine.
Oh, nope, she is here.
I'm making her waste so much time, bro.
oh my I just took off after how far holy shit nice she just wasted so much time
and they burned TP but can't but cannot be different drag
good work
I was so tank that man and I got and I got a hard steel stack
is actually like a huge black looking bot
sit down bitch no me go you fucking bitch
hey hey sorry sorry sorry that's your
tournaments in the game are you sorry
teammates in the game are you all right
I might be dead nope I had a burn
flash but Diana's up here you keep
invading if you want oh you're way what the fuck how's my wolves gone here huh
was she I'm going I'm going to our camps I'm going to our camps right now she's
still here on me yeah I'm going right now
Why in the fuck is Yaskoing bot lane? What am I playing, dude?
Look at his dude. You don't see me live on Twitch, it's because I'm so low on your
you count holy one oh flight flight is there I think
four man ambushing modeling what is happening there's Diana she just took
her chickens by the way bastard
Oops.
She's good.
This is very good chat.
You're ugly chat.
Lock it!
How we doing?
Huch, talk to me.
How we feeling?
How are the emotions right now?
2,000 gold.
I'm about to buy a Lamborghini.
Oh my God, bro.
Oh my God.
massive we're massive I'm massive you're massive we're massive and more petite
nowadays she kind of left the massive club but we're massive
well 96 right now wow sexy I'm in 196 since I was like 10 years old help that
I'm looking for this quad I'm looking I'm looking at all
Did him.
Try to wait.
Now, now hit him.
Nice.
Perfectly played, bro.
Always wait for him to get off his mount like that.
That's huge.
I played Cloud 1, I died 20 times when I learned how the character is played.
Yeah, that, that, that, uh...
Oh, sweet God!
I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
All right, let's see if I can do it
I'm Dr. Mundo you don't get to play anymore
I think that kills
One beat it. Nice. I'm yelling at our bit later for being a fucking bitch
How about you paint something?
Are you blind?
Yeah we got three. Yeah we did. Oh yeah. That's the three for one. Three for one. We love that.
Three for one. Oh this mid laner's just been walking around. Wherever he wants to go he goes.
He's with the bot lane, top lane, my ass.
Fuck!
How does that not kill?
Okay, who do you think you are, little bro?
Oh, no, you're my dad, bro.
You got it.
I'm gonna beat this Diana by farming. I'm gonna go steal her shit, maybe.
Uh, top's down missing. Might be doing uh, Rift Herald.
Can we go low?
He's on it, he's on it, he's on it, here.
Oh, he is on it? What the fuck?
What's up, Yoss?
I just believe that's on me, I don't know why he's staying there.
I might hold down at you guys because he's stupid and here's Diana right here.
Might be good to walk at her.
Gonna be able to mount again, but he should still die.
Nice. You guys easily kill her if you have your Q.
It's fine, you guys are still good, Caitlyn's almost there for ult too.
Alright, good. Nice boys, yes, yes!
Fuck.
It's Chris Kyle!
It's just awning actually.
Oh my god I don't have smite.
That was a fun feeling.
I'm not glad.
That was a fun feeling.
I'm glad you no longer get past fun, my friend.
No longer get past fun.
I have a little 13s after Moon down.
War Mods and Heartsteel.
Actually, I'm going to go clear down here first.
Have a good scuttle.
Oh baby, you stay there, you're so fucking cooked.
Later!
What?
Peace!
Spill on that thing, Michael Jackson!
Am I gotta keep being muted, bro?
Why do I keep muting?
I don't even see people talk to.
Where do I keep going?
I don't know.
Uh oh, how am I getting dope?
I want this, bro, I want this.
It's Addy's home, bitch!
Niko came up in the minion wave, bruh.
I love when Niko's do that.
You see the clip that happened with T1?
Do you see any pro league legends clips at all, like ever?
Or not really
Yeah, I do I love watching that stuff
so um
T1 in in LCK there Nico turned into gromp and
He sat on the gromp like inside the gromp as his version of gromp
And then and I pushed up and then he just flashed the wall and like quad killed them at all. It was so sick
No way. Yeah
I've seen some pretty cool Nico clips
I'm gonna give you a rift and I'm just gonna I'm gonna float
Smolders
This act it's all going for I need to run now I can flash it
Is it?
Like that.
We got Yasuo behind.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna kill this motherfucker.
Uh, I'm a little bit far from you.
I won't be able to follow up your ult right away.
We have Diana tracking right behind us.
Okay.
Job.
Yeah, I'm at that point where I'm just kind of built in for her.
I'm just healing back all the health I lost for more mods.
I'm looking.
I might be dead
I'm dead
For you I'm not that old
Help me God
I'm dead you I
Fucked up quick quick quick quick quick quick quick
Those bats I threw
We should have boots for now
You don't do that, no.
You want lead.
Warning, warning, he already has 400 heart steel stacks.
Nice.
I never know what you're doing.
Y'all spro did you not learn your fucking lesson buddy?
You don't get to come into my jungle anymore.
These days are over.
These days are over. Get out of the river.
Get the fuck out of the river. Look at the question mark. How did you just kill me that quick? That's what he's asking
You don't get to play in my jungle the jungle is mine the river is mine your jungle is mine get out of here
I'm dead
Oh, I tried. That's fine. I don't care. I literally don't care.
Drags up.
I
Do I have a team do I have a team
Watch I into the little bit, but I got five turrets plates and two more heart steel stacks
We're not mad at me, sir
Yeah, let's go. Can you warrant hush? You got a water anything? I can keep you. Okay. No you're good
Come on man. I'm coming man. I'm coming man
Let's go for a trip
Not just muted, but right now I'm just gonna be saying like,
Oh, me, oh, me, BANG!
Oh, yeah, why are you lying in your chat, by the way?
What is that?
Wifey walked into the room and said, oh, I'm not hungry.
What are you doing?
What are you talking about, you're not hungry, bro?
Hi, Diana!
Hello, Motherfucker!
I'm gonna check Valkhauz.
You're not a Motherfucker.
I'm gonna check Valkyries
You wanna see Valkyries disappear?
Oh, what that didn't hit?
You wanna see Valkyries disappear?
Oh, all right. He's dead. He's dead. No longer. We eat this. You can take these by the way
I don't know, I was gonna power dive that bitch
Starts dead now
Oh shit, he went past me, huh?
Do I need some help?
We're gonna get chased behind us, by the way.
Let him come. Let him come.
Nice fight.
We get the minion wave. I'm gonna go left.
Where you going, y'all?
I'm here.
No, we found the grub!
What are you kidding me oh yeah daddy well about a minute
what oh I'm gonna get a little bit too much of the RP what just happened my
I should like, oh, fuck.
Oh, dude!
Plada!
What are we doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Like I said, you don't get to play the game anymore.
You don't.
You all fed the wrong guy.
You don't get to play anymore.
Mm.
Even the dogs are falling down out of fear.
Big back, infinity's edge.
Oh, baby.
Ayanna, Ayanna, I wanna play too.
What is that flash?
Since when could flash go that far?
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh my god.
Since when could flash go from here to here?
I one shot even my camps. This is crazy.
Oh hey Velkos.
Oh that's good.
Oh there's Yoss.
My turn.
and he hits the fucking he's not even shooting it at me and it hits me bro
fucking kill me man I was not who I want to give a shut down to
Yeah, it's always gonna start to get problem
Kaling kills vice
My bad chat it on me dead on me. Sorry about it. Oh
My god another one showed up no
Why is my end up all the way over here man?
Oh my god, why is Diana over here on my second tower?
Alright, alright, we actually gotta lock in.
Yeah, lock in, lock in.
Okay, okay, we lock in now.
We have to.
Caitlyn's good.
We are so fun.
Yeah, well, we still gotta lock in.
Agreed.
Yeah, she goes to the Caitlyn, it's no idea what planet she is on.
Yeah, she just walked up when we knew Diana had to be in that rush
Oh, yeah, you clean it up I go to drag clean it up
See ya
Okay, I'm coming to this drag their smolder
He's gonna be in there too.
Um, he's not at, he's not at next to the range yet.
At ult 30.
Oh wow, he's got the fucking pop.
One for Lois in the river by the way.
I thought it was Smolder.
Okay that's who placed the ward.
How long?
One tab Smolder, no problem.
You one tap every one like Kled I think.
I want to have Kled as well, other than like, I want to have him out of this form.
Yeah, so myself want to download this I mean random hero of you if you have no issue with like complete throwing away your entire life
Everything you cared for all the progress you made as a person
Everything
You guys can bear I'll go
Okay, I already carry, like he's mid, I'm running to you, that's like him, oh my god.
He's going to kill me, I think?
Yeah, we get this for free.
I do not have smite by the way, but the jungler is on the LZ.
They can't have anyone here.
Alright, I'm fully built, running around the map and nuking people.
Sheva wave and I'm with ya.
Well, actually I'm not fully built.
I could have...
...could use with some boots.
And I'll inevitably sell.
Alright, let me buy this.
How much AD am I about to have right now?
have right now. 587 AD. Okay. See 3 in mid, Gled bot I need to answer. I'm looking bot
out with you.
You should just fuck.
Fucking dead.
They're going to look down for mid.
Yep.
Alright.
Well.
Coming back.
Coming back.
Niko, Niko needs to run.
He's gonna be behind Smolder right now, he can just jump the wall though.
Hit him.
You see Diana? Oh, this is Warden, they have vision, they have vision, they see you.
I'm dead. Oh my god, I have my ability.
Brother, what is our team doing?
I'm excited to just cut you down. We also did 4300 damage, smoldered 3500 dianity, 2600
Oh, that's GG's, hey. GG's.
Holy shit, that damage, man. It's over.
Yeah. I actually can't believe we lost this.
That's a secret. Their gauge was perfect right there.
I took maximum damage. Maybe not. I don't know.
10 seconds to luck to Hathald, I don't think it's over, we are one minute from soul.
Caitlyn needs to get up there and fucking defend, honestly.
Ah, it's over.
Maybe not?
Oh, it's just huge, I think it's a...
Oh my god, the Nexus isn't...
Alright, alright, this is soul, this is soul, this is soul.
All right, you clear I can go get so
I'm worried about clad you
I'm very worried about clad. I'm just gonna stay here
I'm just trying to push their whole base down. Yeah, you can end I have to defend for clad
Yeah, he's there. I see him. I see him. I see him. He's gonna end the game. No, I can't
The Nexus is so one-shot problem
Nice.
I don't have a minion wave, I got so close.
Minion wave just died, alright soul, soul, I'm coming.
I took inhib and took one of their nexus turrets, I know it'll respawn, but whatever.
Woo!
Okay, okay!
What a game, Hachipoo, what a game!
I'm just laying out as they arrive.
Drop, that's Chemtech's soul.
We just have to sit on base until towers respawn.
Yeah, no, I mean, there's nothing on the map for two minutes, so we're good.
should hang out oh I might have fucked up I did not realize they placed a pink
ward here I'm actually dead holy fuck why is there a random pink ward in the club that I'm not aware
they just placed that here at a left behind
oh I almost got him bro you're also one shot
Good job.
I'm kind of in thing hutch, I'm not going to lie, but...
Okay, I'm defending.
I could probably go in, but I don't want to leave.
No, no, no.
They keep defending, they have to keep defending that.
Keep pushing out these waves.
Remember, we have soul, so we're chilling with that too.
Yeah, once these towers are up, we get in.
I just want the towers out.
See it, I'm an idiot.
I was sitting on a pink ward the whole time recalling, just like chilling.
Alright, towers are about to go up I think.
Nice!
Two, both of them.
Nice.
We have Baron and 30.
Alright, towers are up.
They're pushing bot wave.
Come bot.
There we go.
We kill both.
Oh, these guys so died. These guys so died.
Play aggressive, play aggressive.
Yeah, come here.
I have a bite to leave her.
Yeah.
She's dead.
Dent.
I think we just barrel down bot.
She don't even know the mate is so far back actually.
Yeah, I think we have to do Baron.
And then we can potentially end with Baron.
He's just trying to run past.
He's literally just sprinting past me.
I'm just going to answer Kled, okay?
Sounds good.
He's healing! One shot!
Kled is absolutely one shot!
Right here, right here, right here!
One shot, one shot, one shot!
Oh my god, he peed out in the middle of the fight
the middle of the fight because I can't stop the teleports nice I'm going to
enter bot or I'm gonna at least push everything out
he can't end yet he's no wave and there's no uh double kill
yep I'm just charging thought way forward
I have 8,330 health and 648 AD.
Bye, Sproul.
Fucking huge.
Who does so stupid?
Also, I just realized you're 1-off 20 kills.
I think that was a funny thing.
I'll get a map to turn around with you.
There you go.
Thank you.
I'm gonna make you have to turn around me there you go. Thank you
Lock the fucking hutch we're playing for 24 hours straight
come on baby wow look that is how you do ocario fucking game by the way holy
shit that's how we do it baby I would legitimately have I would cradle them
right I would be cradling them right now right slightly massaging that's what
you deserve after that 21 kill game come on man
five thousand damage. I did sixty two. What are we liking? Bro. I mean, dude, they were
they were trying to come into like in the game. Smolder walks in there and I I'm not
kidding you. I hit her with one queue. Yeah. And half an auto and she just died like instantly.
Even that last fight also was at his turret like like a step and a half above it. I
one tap them. Jungler goes in. I just hold the jungler one tap them. Smell you. So you
know Vi is a champion that's balanced around pro play.
No I didn't.
Vi rise. So there's, so there's certain champions that are balanced around pro play.
Vi.
One second. I have to check on Peanut. One moment. I'll be right back.
Okay. You're good. You're good.
Team. I'm getting good news over here.
I'm better now.
I'm better now.
it now shut up okay okay it's all good we found the strategy okay good you have
your affirmations affirmations you know has found the will to live really he
doesn't want to die anymore you got this guy yeah it's not peanut sounds like
actual death but he looks he looks awful I've never seen it up a p-tuber that you
can tell just by the splits in his eyes that he looks awful 50 there's not 50
27 hour straight is of playing apesex legends dude like I can do 24 hour
straight on World of Warcraft for 24 hours straight on an MMO in general new
things, exploration, dropping into eighth sex legends. Okay back to the balancing
around pro play. Yeah, so by Azir, Ryze, these are all champions that they deliberately keep
them weaker in solo queue because if they buffed them anymore in pro play, they would
be the most unbeatable, unkillable, the best champion by far, not even close. Wow.
And I'm still stopping.
The point that I'm getting at with Vi is that
that's gonna be an incredible pick for you in the actual,
I mean, Vi is,
because you can play entirely around R-clicking
and playing that all, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, listen, I was at one point telling chat,
like, listen, Vi isn't the champ for me.
I'm obviously not good enough, blah, blah, blah.
Now I'm at the point where I feel like
into any matchup that exists, Vi is the pick.
but it's gonna get banned like I know it's gonna get banned so yeah and I know
I know it's gonna get sauce so on this one I think this one is this in a moomoo
game what is this what do I play against this this is is this a pain game if our
Our team fight is already obscene.
I think you, I think an AD would go well.
AD, Yee?
Yeah, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Okay.
You might need to get QSS this game
because of Malzahar. Yeah, for sure, for sure.
I mean, look at our team fight, bro.
Our team fights gross. Varus, Ziggs,
Lissandrault, Myult.
Yeah, and then I just go off of you guys
getting them all low and just just absolutely stop everyone.
So yeah, this is a good comment.
Let's do it.
Yeah, well, this is you can play into a Malahar, Malahar,
but I just can't be the first one in.
I have to wait till his old scone and then just stop.
Hopefully late game I get to the point
where I can just one cue him.
That's the goal.
knock yeah maybe doctor is the same thing I'm actually just taking out why did what
sorry oh sorry I didn't know you're okay you put your max free got pulled today
and I'm wondering why I buy you see L oh he's had it in the past he's had a lot
Lister issues
No, I finger finger like what he's oh, yeah, he's he's a gripper
Rip it and rip it I have some of those issues too when I start throwing one seamers
Well, you had to throw it on the seam itself and it just oh yeah, what the fuck? Well
He also for he throws six pitches, too
Thank you.
Alright, you're careful going too deep now because you're going to mess up your timers.
You got info.
So now you got a lot of info from that that can help you.
You know there's going to be a fight for bot scuttle so your play around bot when you're
clearing is if your bot lane has prio you go for scuttle, if your bot lane does not
have prio you immediately run the top scuttle.
If you're in a tournament and they have a good player and they realize they have
and you know their jungler is going to match you there.
They will send help up and you will die at scuttle and get mad
and your bot lane would not be in the wrong you would be in the wrong.
Got it.
So on that, is it crazy to want to go into his jungle
and kill him right then and there?
I personally always believe in myself like in an even ranked game
to out farm the jungle then like point flip the game 50-50.
Got it.
She's got to remember you're on their side of the map
so their mid lane can react faster
and their top lane can react faster
react faster and you're basically to say like screw it man i want the whole game to be decided by this
yeah i'm pre-coming if you may yeah i'm busting very early which i'm very early which i mean
yeah i mean that's that's the sometimes the best day cross d form okay
guys not killing this wave fast enough
if he just dies yeah dog shit player dog shit player nice job bro
the guy is awesome
i think you watch too many ballast fms videos and just doesn't know how to
brother we had a scion yesterday okay and jack can attach to what i'm about to tell you
and know that zero exaggeration our scion went one and eleven three 15 minutes in lane
Wow, oh my god.
One and eleven, three fifteen minutes in length, okay?
He then walks it down, just keeps dying,
ends the game with, I think it was like, what was it, Chad?
Twenty deaths, and we won.
But every person, their top laner, had nine kills.
And out of laning phase, in fifteen minutes.
Oh my god.
And it was just a, and it was an orn.
So he was unkillable and we still won.
Now, okay, question. I'm getting Scuttle right now, right?
He died, I'm getting Scuttle.
Is this still a Scuttle back or is this Scuttle walk for the other Scuttle?
I'm trying to double Scuttle.
Okay.
So here's what you can see.
Look at his CS.
He died with 12 CS, meaning he only cleared.
When a jungler has 12 CS, that means they only killed one Quadrant,
meaning top or bot Quadrant, because they-
And then went instantly down there and died.
Yeah, each jungle camp gives four creep score. So someone has 12 CS and they killed three camps
So he's on probably he could be either top or bot. I'm assuming with that play he
Cleared he might have ran right through his bottom. I'm balling. Yeah, I'm a ball of merit
Let you go. Oh, I almost killed the fucking mid laner dude. You're good. Sorry. He would he had cried
No, I was dead no matter what, I almost killed, I almost killed that fucking mid later, I'd
have been sick.
I'll take a death for two scuttles, I don't know if that's worth it, but you're fine.
You're up 12 CS, Reclear top the bot.
You also should have better timing for the first dragon.
Oh wow no flash top.
Zilla flash top.
He's going to get level 6, not worth.
I did not expect him to flash WB for that much, I'm inting kind of, my bad.
Oh good, I gave him a kill too, he has two kills now so it's not going to be fun.
I'm so bad.
I could be actually so much better if I just went AP and just Q'ing him from range.
Top missing now. Just recall. Watch this. Mid takes a kill. Nice.
Very good.
And by me dying and that mid laner rotating I just got my mid laner kill
Because he was level 5 and miss CS right?
Word
What up who cello what up push it
Hey, I'm gonna do something as well. I'm merging our chats
Now this guy is absolutely beating this beating me off up here man this guy's beating me off. I would love to do this
How do we stop this guy from beating me off so much
right now this is a very sketchy dragon see it yes see so their jungler their
mid was missing doesn't apply when their jungler's there
I get level six I'm just sped up though I think though I'm dead
What Michael do blight short oh my God there's no way okay worth again mid lane's absolutely
massive three now support is walking
I cannot believe how south this game went
They're on it, wanna walk down a drag?
Oh, I got Zin here.
Please do some damage to Sondra.
Sondra does announce a damage challenge, impossible.
Yay.
I'm gonna start a drag.
Let's work.
Yeah, I have to try to defend top turret.
I might just die.
Oh, I might just dead it.
He's gonna ult me, actually.
That's a bad dp chat.
Walk this out.
I'd love some help
You should just have a brief
It's got a hundred and five help
Wait, what? Oh, no?
Oh my god it's a thousand I thought it said 1400 oh no I'm fucking throwing
If I die here Jack I want you to slap my titties until they're raw, okay?
I also smited for no reason because I was I don't know what I'm doing.
I am getting
Okay, my aim is hurt
Well, I had a big CS advantage until that hold the buckle and I think I've wasted
He did he could boy grumps to so he didn't get much. Yes, like he got grubs, but you took drag
I mean, unless it's got recalls right now, it should be really nice.
Holder's taking the camp up here. Motherfucker!
Fong's is not my chickens.
Trying to spend it.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh!
Whoa!
Wait, what?
Did he ult?
Did he have enough mana to ult?
He e'd, maybe.
How am I dying in some of these fights, man?
How am I fucking dying?
He's no mana.
Flash, maybe?
All the Saundra's there, too.
She's gonna try to take it.
Man, I'm getting so far down.
How does he not have a shutdown?
I got 50 CS, man. 50 fucking CS, dude.
Oh, shit.
Hey, it's my game to carry, big dog, you're good.
You got it, you got me.
All you need to do is press R.
I would just build nothing but tank.
So that's what I'm doing?
Yeah, so nothing but tank, hit R, we win, GG's.
I just gotta lock in and just turbo farm.
There's this huge as well mid lane is huge. Yeah, this we're good. You're so good man
We kill him in 10
Holder still missing he's there now
I'm not completely over
21 CS his items
Shots an a through whisk. I mean it's a piece in I gotta go thornmail this game
This is a huge he'll cut game by the way, you should even get some he'll cut too. I'll build I feel like
Great, I'm gonna come kill him again. Let me just get this camp and then I'm there
I'm actually gonna back
Like it I'm a back in my boots and I'm there
We'll get you back into this game a field cut. I don't even know if I can I don't even know if we can kill we can kill
He's really strong. We can kill don't you worry about nothing?
Wow
I
Sorry, I was kind of waiting I wanted to wait for the general fine. That was ours there
The shit bro, that's duo shit right there hutchie poo the work baby
Take this top camp, his bot camps are now respawning by the way you see the climber.
We are so good.
Yep, dragon 20, I have TP, I might run right to dragon and then TP to top.
I'm gonna back real quick and then set up for drag.
I have ult up as well.
I'm gonna run to drag.
I don't know, he's gonna get tier 2 for this.
Actually, I work it without you. We're good. I'm just gonna keep you dead
Renna face it's not here at all
All the bears running away from top full clearing
I did ping our ziggs back about 10 times maybe 15 times
I
Yeah, I've met I see
I threw my life away and you can't tell you something. That's like the most annoying thing in the entire world for you
is whenever I cue someone and my teammate kills them right and I don't get the
reset like I do but I get out of I get out of that form early and I'm just
standing there in the middle of the open doing absolutely nothing and it's so
frustrating because my teammates they see me killing someone who's low health
and instead of doing something that's beneficial like attacking literally
anyone else who's fucking my ass raw they instead go after the low kill in
KS it and it's just like oh my god man just let me work just sit there attack
something kill minions do anything but just work your hardest the KS well I
was a shitty death for me fucking feels bad should have just hung out in this
fucking five of them stupid
Malzahar just TP'd, Volibear's missing, ceiling's out of blue, you can smoke there.
They're all coming, they're all coming, they're all coming.
Alright, he might ult.
Good.
Oh character we got to be big chair now
We win this we win this if you can turn on this ball bear I'm turning on the
now job I'm not going to cut you too quickly here still with you I'm still
with you I'm still here you got your cue oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man
please reset you ever come to a flood rockers growing up yeah love flood
Rutgers you know what that's doing is right there we got that kill that was
like when you went to flood Rutgers and you got the 18 inch or hot dog which is
what I get growing up you know what I'm not afraid it's not y'all that
right unless our doesn't hit anyone buying we got set of flash to don't
worry level nine things that's it like over the flood record for getting my
18 inch hot dog before I go to a Yankee game because my parents been
before the food at the stadium.
Yeah.
And then the buzzer would ring.
That excitement that I got knowing my 18 inch dog was ready,
that's what that kill felt like, bro.
18 inch dog.
Bro, I should have known I was going
to be that fuck when I was eight years old slamming
an 18 inch glissy.
Yo, can I tell you something?
Go ahead.
Whatever I would go to my brother's baseball game,
see me and my granny.
We go to the field and we go to watch my brother
and my granny would see how many hot dogs I could eat
and one game and I mean brother I was like nine years old eatin six seven hot
dogs easy oh come on like not I'm not kidding like they were those those
little ball field hot dogs you know the soft bread wiener oh yeah yeah bro
I did I did it was like guaranteed six day guaranteed that's crazy and I was
like bro I was like eight years old and back then I had an excuse you know
So now I'm growing you know nowadays. I eat a hot dog. Everybody looks anywhere. Oh, why do you get me?
Did you just say your doctor said keep that blood pressure lower something eight hot dogs? No
We didn't say keep it low. He said no whenever he saw my very different very different
All righty, I'm fucking massive
Drop Herald here.
I shall light him up.
Any vision here?
You can just do this. I'm just gonna drop Herald. We just do drag.
Make the man to the Herald.
Jungler's here.
You want an old jungler right here?
I got a better idea. I got a better idea!
Chew, Chew, Motherfucker!
I'm gonna see dead. I got ulted by Malazar. I can't fight anymore.
I really thought that guy was gonna get pop. That's on me.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not gonna be able to fight first anymore.
You have to ult Malazar first, and then we have to kill Malazar after the rep, or I don't get to play the game.
Varus is hitting like a wife, and I got excited.
Oh, you're the only guy.
I forgot Xin Zhao's ult. That's what happened there.
Like, if that's not Xin Zhao, anyone else dies instantly, but because of his ult, he just negated all of our ranged damage.
I'm so mean to each other.
Oh, no.
I might be able to do this, but I don't, I just don't have ult.
It's probably, honestly, it's probably dead.
That is a problem.
Ten over steps here I kill.
She's gone, I gotta get sweepers as well.
I've never seen that before I've never seen it in my life he's trying to take your camp
again I'm trying to pull it away no peace I'm coming
you're good to all right now
you can come on
mostly I probably could have saved my all but better safe than sorry
Oh, they're having a recall for Lissandra?
Nice.
Hmm.
I pulled up in 40, I still didn't get Sweeper.
Fucking kicked me out bad.
Ward man.
They're collapsing on you I think.
Okay.
Let me get that wave crashed.
I'm here taking blue.
Oh, there.
See, I see, I see.
Oh, he knocked me out.
I'm instant dead.
Nice.
That's a baron.
That AP Zen is crazy, bro.
I'll never pick Yi into a Zen Zow
and or a Malazar ever again in my life.
This is the worst experience I've ever had.
I just I'm I'm completely useless.
Yeah, and AP's in so stupid right now, so busted.
Yeah, never again.
He he gains back like 250 HP every three auto attacks, bro.
Park Raiders Twitter, what did Arc say?
Out there, update schedule.
I don't know if he saw that.
They just listen, man, and I don't mean to be a negative Nancy.
I'm just gonna speak the truth and if people get upset about it. It is what it is. They fucked up like they have fucked up
Incredibly like they have already lost more than two quarters of their player base
And if they think by just them continuing to do the updates and whatever the fuck that all those viewers are coming back
They're delusional
They're completely delusional. It has already been way too long. You can try to kill this guy by the way
I'm here. I'm here. They vote
I'm on it. He's running at you first. I'm trying to get through. I'm trying to get through. I do have ult.
Oh my God, he jumped over. Sorry, bro.
They've already taken way too long. There is nothing, and no matter how much content they bring to that game, they're never going to bring it back to what it was.
It is so hard and encourage you've been in this industry for fucking a hundred years
It is so hard to blow your game up once the only thing harder than to
To blow your game up once is to revive your game once. It's already gone down that bad path and
I
Don't personally think that art raiders has what it takes to make great updates until they fire people
Until they get rid of the absolute morons that have put them in this position
Telling them that everything was great and their player base was happy and when if that just wasn't the case
I don't think I just don't I don't see them ever coming back from that. I
don't
I don't
Yeah, I find it. I just I
Know that people get mad don't cater streamers grow
I could not believe the ninja thing that he left for three weeks and the guys with that his name and
We're never we're never gonna care. Oh
Yeah, I mean stream side packers that ninja left for three weeks that his name was Tyler Blevins 1990 Mason linear
All those random ass names
No way
I can kill setup
I can't I'm so mad I'm so fucking mad I can't play this fucking game this game
has been terrible yeah I'm gonna try to pop mouths or something
I'm over it. I don't want to play this game anymore. I want to move to the next one. I hate it. I'm not enjoying this
Let's get QSS next, it's the game that's gonna go on.
I can't even get QSS because the only engage is you and you can't engage because Bolliebear
is a fucking giant and our team is doing absolutely nothing until then.
I've ulted, they flashed my ult, I go in, I can't get close to them and I get one
shot.
It's just fucking terrible.
The Malazahar is an absolute whore, and I hate him.
This is the... Dude, every game today has been fun.
This one from the second it started till now has been terrible.
Just rush it next, no matter what. Even if this game is going to go on, we can still win, I believe.
Quick Silver Sash.
In the moment that he ults you, you can press the acid and it'll get rid of the ult.
And then they have 4 APs, so it'll shut down a lot of their manager.
All right nothing on the map for a while I know dude I know they're gonna be in my
jungle I know they are I'm gonna die instantly
off is up, boulder up 2, saunders fighting zunzal, they have so much healing that there's
not enough previous ones in the game.
and then i go back he goes forward like it's just absolutely insane i cannot do anything
Correct
I'm just fucking pushing this way as far as I can do it recall to this wave is like probably getting collapsed on right now
Honestly big shut down. I want to get this and then I back hopefully you're damn already gone. Fuck me
too mid
I'm waiting till the last second to get into the uh to the next fight
Oh yeah, my QSS right now if you got it.
I already am, I already am.
Alright, so that is basically, if he ulted you press that, you're instantly out of his ult.
Okay.
It is the number one hard counter.
I never knew this existed, I didn't know.
I'm running back into my base, because for some reason, I do not acquire or have the mental capability of buying an oracle lens to save my fucking life.
hold down motherfucker
ten of these tonight, ten of these tonight, Adley
she's now the scariest of the whole lobby with her roof build
she's five items Senna
no way to catch her
oh mother fucker bro
I have no way to catch up. We got to clear these waves, we got to clear these waves. Baron is spawning too. I can TP to wherever's needed.
We're good, we're good.
I am miserable. I am miserable. This is one of those games, but no matter how I play, I'm doing the wrong thing and I'm fucking pissed.
and it's all it isn't here's a problem it's no one's fault but my own like it's
me I'm the problem and it's making me lose my mind I can't make any good
decisions and I am absolutely getting my shit pushed in I cannot make a good
decision to save my life I use my old too early I flash they counter flash I
I go in, everyone turns on me and I get Mal ulted.
I go to heal and play patient, she's camping the heal.
Like it's fucking insane, it's insane bro, it's absolutely insane what I'm going through
in this fucking game bro.
Oh my god.
We have drag up in 48.
Can we vision in here?
I should have to answer Volibear, not even know if I can.
I did too, he's not smart by me.
Jesus, that damage is just absurd.
The three man in the middle
He's gonna run for the mid I think they stay there. I'll take this won't be one way in and then hopefully get drag
One nice so three pop side and swing mid
You should have that for free by the way
Huge finally something pays off fuck
And I'm dead
Hey, it's good. What's going on bolly. It's good to see you
All right, I killed the rest of the entire side nice
should not have been close. How did he miss that on a battle flighted ulted player?
who am I afraid of? I'll be afraid of you.
oh my god, there's no way to slow them down.
come on you guys you guys do damage right someone does damage right there
clearing the way there's this clearing the way back to play thank god we have a
mid later their team is going to be up and on you guys shortly though
Yo, thank you for the 20.
Holy crap.
There's gold I need.
I can get it now.
Holy crap.
Oh, I'm literally begging our teammates to do damage.
This is fucking bad.
Let me give me two seconds, I'll read that, brother.
Winnerble game, Hutch!
Very winnable.
We've got QSS.
Malphoros is not a thing to you anymore, bro.
It's not.
Very winnable.
I also got some big shutdowns.
Three minutes till soul.
Might be a good fight right here. They might be running into your jungle.
Yep, he was.
That was a little bit late on it. Wait, he can still die. He can still die.
Careful, jungler down.
How's that nice? I'm full.
I'm instantly dead.
He is walking in the back. He's holding me.
whatever wait I keep doing this if he's so full of this so full of this yes he's
so full of those still a good fight bro
he's not a Volibear good so worth that so worth I know we die
We keep this until we have Guardians Angel or do we do I build Guardians Angel or what's
end?
Oh, fuck.
One minute and 40 seconds till Seoul. That's our wincon.
Yeah.
We can push bot wave out.
We're gonna die.
Oh my god, the inhibits.
Sub 100 hp.
Senate is terrifying. Got it all with her first. Between me getting my ass pounded by the
mouth. Shit man we are in no position. We're taking vision cryo bot side. I'm
I'm in a terrible spot. I'm in a terrible spot. I'm dead.
I'm just the only one here. I'm the only one here.
Brother, OBJers don't exist.
OBJers don't exist.
OBJers no longer exist. I'm not going to another one.
Stopper running. They're popping all the way out here.
They're dying.
Nice.
Is this their soul? No, it's 3-3. Actually, pretty fucking even game if we can defend. I'm up in 10.
I'm actually not even a factor, it's insane on death.
I'm actually dead.
Wow.
I can't even walk.
Senna's range now is- what's her- can I see?
You kill all and get sold.
You got it, you got it.
got it you got it good good good all right you are gonna have you can test it
for soul i think zindal's probably right here right now
i don't think we'll be able to get it fuck ziggs and varus need to go ziggs and
varus varus varus oh man this is gonna be tough
Hopefully they just go take the aeron and you can just free nope.
Sadly, I mean, this is not on, they're just not, nothing.
Oh, sorry.
It's alright, it's alright.
I just needed to get him back and what he's saying.
No, I'm not saying anything, I'm just, I'm just salty.
I'm just salty, this is gonna fucking game.
This game is insane.
Yeah, but we're doing great.
I mean, it's just, I, every single time I do anything,
I'm just getting fucked.
The last couple of engagements were good.
My early game was just so terrible.
We're killing this whole thing with these guys.
I mean, we just don't do any damage.
We don't, I just...
Do damage challenge in level impossible.
We don't do any damage.
I'm the only damage, but I'm the only one who,
like I'm the AD who just, everyone is ulting me.
So fucking brutal.
We go to that.
We go to this, we go to this, we go to this.
I'm coming.
They're just zoning it, they're on it already.
Yeah.
Maybe we can get some kills?
No.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're coming. We're a little far.
We're gonna catch him.
There's a flash burned in mid. I think Swain's flash.
There's Senna.
Senna is the biggest problem.
Yeah.
I have 10 seconds for my ult.
Like, what is our mid lane and our f***ing zigs doing?
I think Senna is attacking me from off. I might be dead.
So I'm just gonna be here. I'm turning on this by the way. Yeah
I got them both I
I'm cubing seven. He's gonna get by that
All bear here. Oh, you're gonna get something now, bro. You got GA. Okay
Dad I'm getting flashed on by Volibear. I can't get out
Well, our teammates don't exist, have they?
It's Senna lives.
Ziggs and Varus are just in mid lane. Varus is a soft inting now, by the way.
He's just not reacting to anything anymore.
He's like full of just soft inting.
Like he has no intention of fighting with the team.
I didn't think a bunch of this was crazy, chap.
We are your chasing.
Ziggs might be blind.
Alright, let's get soul. I mean, we got three of the barons off.
Dude, I couldn't get that setup. She's so fucking quick, man.
Okay, two minutes till S.O.L. again.
This is here.
Their Senna is 9, 6, and 27.
Bat minion wave.
We gotta clear.
Yeah, I'm floating, Nia.
I should have got a potion. I'm actually gonna back and get this potion.
I gotta get this.
I mean, they just, they have all the prizes.
I'm looking so dead
We go go go go go go go I I don't know if we should
Sondra it's still four of them there. I don't think I don't have a lot
No, I don't think you should we just use three else for that too
Let the Sondra push mid.
Well, I have ult in 50, so I'll have it at the end of this fight.
Yeah, I'll have ult in 40 as well.
I have TP, I'm quickly recalling.
Alright, next I just burn a TP as well, this is good.
This is up in 30, just chilling in this bush waiting.
I'm gonna TP to you, I'm pushing up this top lane so we don't have to worry about
it crashing.
There's a lane here.
They're junglers here.
I need a ward.
I'm here.
Oh, fuck.
This is a bad TP.
Oh, we're looking.
We're looking.
We're looking at Senna right now.
She's got...
Senna's getting caught.
I got Malus here.
I got him both.
I got Malus here.
I got Malus here.
I got Malus here.
Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah, baby. So fucking with the game. This is full of error on this
is full of error on this. No way. No way right now. What's up, you know, he ain't
me how much damage did I just think that's like that let's go well let's go
let's go let's go let's go let's go push push push push push you push by you
push what maybe or no we just end I think we might be able to just end
honestly I just ran out of dumb direction and we have ziggs to blow up turrets too
Santa I ult the moment she shows up if she tries to fight
yeah you can tell everybody yeah you can tell everybody go ahead and tell everybody
that was top five most miserable games of my fucking career like that bro I and
it wasn't for gold one promotion but it was nothing more than me like that my
decisions were pissing me off how does that make sense you're good you're good
listen all you need to do if you're in a game of mouths are is by quick silver
Sash got it at it from here on out like it should be your second item third item
Like or you know finish your first item get to SS if Malz is being that annoying
Yeah, like the rest of that you went from being like mental boom to back in the game the moment you got that item and because
You need to realize not only does that mean now like you buy that and it's basically like even if you don't have to use it
Malz is just not gonna hold you. Yeah, like a mouse our player just because I cannot get anymore. Yeah
Um, yeah. Hey, talk to chat. I go to take a piss.
I'll be right back. All right. Chat. BRB.
Do a black screen right now. It's okay.
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okay dude see why don't
we do something
ur did you
should check up on peanut
he ain't doing too good when I got
me that like they are he must need help yeah it's not listen I don't know what
they're trying to achieve but 28 hours that's yeah yeah I think I'm in thing by
the way I love the sound if you wouldn't have picked it I would have picked it in
in the jungle.
But I didn't have steel in, oh my gosh, it was my own mod who said that, mother fucker.
What do I play?
Is this a...
Oh my, oh, because we're on, I'm wondering how your mods keep getting timed out.
Because we're on shared chat, my auto pod is timing out your mods.
Sorry.
Good.
Don't apologize, fuck them.
What do I play?
What do I play?
What do I play? Is this a Vi game?
Is it a what game? Vi?
Yeah, bro shut down Darius fuck it
I'm actually not gonna lie to you. How can I be completely honest if I was a terrible pick awful pick. Yeah
Yeah, you're gonna have a terrible time. I'm one shutting twitch one shutting fizz
The moon moves gonna fit his end of theory have two ten second cooldown abilities that make it make your old not work
You're gonna have an awful time, bro
My bad, man, that's not me. I cooked you
Please handsome. I think I hate you a little bit. Sorry
All right, you told me to piggy into the worst e-team ever, but we won
But we won but we won what's the score right now by the way, are we four and two is that you're the motherfucker that never heard of quick
Silver sash in 2026 bro. Yeah, I don't hear it
I
Drew
No, we keep we keep doing well. I might actually get black today
You know the question I got asked this one my stream how big is my penis? No, okay 10 mil
Would you ride a day for 10 mil? No, I said bro for 10 mil. I would be right my name on that shit
We're in our answers. You go, you usually say no, I say I'm right my name on that shit. It's fucking hilarious.
Courage is going to write that bussy around that day, bro.
Oh, yeah, Courage is dead.
No, don't you...
Ah!
Here I come to save the day.
Fine. Wow, what a start from the old JD.
I fright my Dave on that shit. It's crazy.
You'd see shit you've never seen before
He's pulling out trick shots
Why why am that he's hitting the fucking AWP too on that thing
Yeah, we both need fucking yeah, we do we're grown men, you know we're grown men
play like what happened to us I used to play a mill sim used to play fucking well if you're
playing for you might be playing fortnight this week so I'm out of the sign on them because
they're adding overwatch characters to fortnight and one of the things is gonna be tracer like
straight-up tracers two guns in fortnight like it with the dashes it's
actually pretty cool that might sound on the tribe all I know is the last time I
watched him stream he said and I quote guys I'm only gonna be playing for like
three four hours today it is what it is yeah he doesn't care bro he got he
goes on his a gap gambit trips doesn't wear a shirt for four days straight
and then just come back. He loves it.
Ow.
I'm down a million CS, but that's fine. Stop missing.
I'll still miss him.
He said, hey, you're down CS. Let me let you catch up.
Holy fack!
Yeah, I think I'm just doing a bad job of playing control.
That was a good play by that Ash. You got a lot of info from that scan.
You're gonna be fighting for the Bob's Guettle. Your team has Pryo though.
What were you saying?
There's the fight for the botskittle, you're not going to have any health though, and flash
top.
he gets the free smite away man I had that shit too oh I had that shit my CD is just
a little bit faster I'm looking just don't die till I get there my timing is this fight
a blur now yeah for sure they're in the war down either four three two I got a
nice week for you I got a job now should I re clear right back right now
Just recall. How much gold do you have?
1,300. Yeah. 100% recall.
Ziggs dies to a Moo Moo?
Moo Moo's support. I ain't even know how to think.
Alright. Good!
Is he thinking about it?
You recalling?
You're going to clear so much faster with that item than just staying out there.
Did Darius use Flash or Ghost there?
No idea.
By the way, he's going to start, he's at 33 minions, so he just killed his one first
camp, so he's going to be on his wolves now.
Got it.
He's going to be right here.
You're at the same clear speed as him.
So if you're like thinking do dragon he's gonna be on that quadruple map when you go for that dragon or
If you if you do it, so just don't do it. It's my take away there
Yeah, not good
Not good at all. Well, the issue is a fed twitch like this
Oh my god this game might this game might be over because people are using just one shot
Our ziggs and our bot lane over and over
Ziggs can't really compete here.
Ugly chat, very ugly for me.
Very ugly for our team.
I'm missing.
Very ugly, very very ugly.
Hotline is at 1v4.
I'll be up there very soon, just getting level 6 real quick.
Oh no, man, I fucking hinted.
How am I so bad?
How am I this bad at this game?
It's insane.
I get a little shocked.
I think right now I don't play this role, but still, holy shit.
yet I can go straight there I just want to miss this whole wave so I'm sending
it I am going to be there and like force you I'm just I'm just gonna keep
fighting him I died I
job bro huge those ghosts too yeah
uh
uh... nefiri nefiri nefiri nefiri
yeah that's fine
bg's
6 and 0 twitch, oh my god.
I caught up in CS, I have TP for this next wave too.
See, I hate that terminology that these absolute morons use where it's like, hey, then the
theory came here at level 3 so we've died 5 more times because of it.
Like, you don't die one time, and continue to fight to this level and continue to fight
this level and blame anyone but yourself. You just, you can't do that.
I have had zero opportunity and you've died so many times where I now can't come there.
Go a person that's going to help you is Jesus. That's it.
Oh, my god, it's so weak, I'm gonna hold this shit.
We flashed past, we're gonna play.
dead
wow i'm dead chat no way what a flash from him what a flash from him what a flash
We gotta play the best game of our lives, that's all we gotta do.
2-0 right now, beating the Ferian CS. Somehow the ass is saying that it's your fault right
now.
My fault?
Yeah, she said that she's more worried about you, you're 2-2 Darius than the 7-0 Twitch.
makes a lot of sense areas can die whenever we want top lane by the way
now you got no flash for five minutes okay
they are still fighting I don't know what to say
I'm dying on purpose here by the way.
I'd love to get this Scuttle.
Alright, he missed like 6 minions there, chat.
Get my heart steal.
I can't believe I'm going to say this, we're winnable.
Come kill Derek on your next hole here.
Bot lane doesn't walk, Fizz comes for free through mid and kills me.
Yep, sweeper.
I'm on my way to you yeah just don't don't die before I get there you might
just recall now by the way. Alrighty, I'm gonna clear my waves.
Cp'ing on me.
Figgs instead of the support for the third time.
He's a fed twitch one trick Oh, yeah, this one is beyond good
20 is I'm completely fine up here if you guys think I'm the problem
they said at one point I'm so crazy enough to think I can carry this game I think we
totally can.
All day that he's off, he's got the fear now.
There he is, ran.
There he is, near his blue, or they're doing void drops.
He's mid.
I'm hitting him by the way.
No.
Play one of those.
This is now on me top.
Oh, my heart's still sacked.
Yes, good.
I'm coming up.
He's still one shot.
Oh, they're still buying. Oh, nooo, various fuck!
They're still fucking there, dude. How does Fizz fucking fill the air?
Man bro, that is a 5-1. Oh, I did not realize that.
14 stacks, which I, I think a lot of times I would like to kill me.
more trade has been destroyed
lock in boys
shut down
areas died, okay
oh my, yeah they're done with your shit
oh that's a good one for one
hell yeah
I'm not sure if it's a flash.
There's no way!
There's no way, man!
There's no fucking way!
There is the top!
I don't like this at all.
Ok, if you knock that.
Boom.
Good wave, good wave.
I'm hitting no.
How do I mute?
Is it deafen?
Yes, slash mute all.
We were just at drag.
I was sitting there waiting to ambush somebody.
Ash started the dragon and it was the dragon that slows me and I instantly died.
Oh no.
Yeah.
I'm about to start saying slurs.
Anything to say
Yes, bro. Yeah, I think no actually no no no
The worst part is these fucking idiots across the map
This that we should kill the serious 50 times this game. I'm on the way to you. I'm just all thing
Let's just kill this guy 50 times
Literally just keep coming here. Yeah, don't do anything else on the map. Just come to me 15 more times
Hey, I'm 0 and 9 because of someone else's fault, not mine.
It's someone else's fault on the map.
That's why I'm 0 and fucking 9.
Oh, I'm dead.
Why?
Why am I fighting with all of them?
Why? Why am I fighting with our dog shit?
Absolute moronic support. Why?
No one...
Nobody on this team exists other than Jack from this point forward.
I will not fight with anyone. I will not do drag with anyone.
I will not help absolutely anyone other than Jack. I can't.
This is again that League of Legends game where we are on a team with a full team of absolute retards.
Absolutely retards and I have to recognize that it might be too late
But we have to recognize that and we have to play around everything's fine much. We're in a good spot in this game
Yeah, I'm not worried
I'm strong. I might be two and seven, but it's a deceiving amount of strong that I currently am
Yeah, she's she's gonna be taking all my shit, which is just not good
I'm running right now by the way. I'm running as fast as I can to you.
About to ult.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
Oh my god he dodged.
Oh, he got me. Nice Ashe ult. Good timing on that.
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
I'm my own backup.
Problem is now too is I just don't I just don't get the farm. I don't get to catch back up
This is absolutely huge as well
I'm back coach. How are we looking? How are we looking? Come on?
This fish just killed everyone before okay, okay?
I'm gonna be honest if I had the invite if I was the legal legends boss for one day
Anyone who does this to a game is just banned
You know how I'm not into a game this quickly like bro, you're fucking banned by a letter
Absolute losers. Oh my god. I didn't kill him
How am I not even killing him
Oh my god, he took this!
Yes!
Winnable.
Winnable.
Winnable.
Lock in.
Winnable.
And everyone dies.
Maybe not.
Powers don't matter.
Ash, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
The whole team know.
powers no matter ash what are you what are you doing whole team now
game is so winnable chat the price of the WG's burger from Burger King 739
I can't even tell stories about it.
SEE YA BITCH!
DRAG, DRAG, DRAG, DRAG, DRAG, DRAG, DRAG, DRAG, DRAG!
I know I'm trying to push this wave out.
They're gonna be all over it already, I think.
It's gone, it's gone, it's gone.
Oh, you guys are my hostages, fuck you.
Nope, I'm hit no always bro
You not get defeated game and then ask out no you're gonna sit here and you're gonna realize what you've done to us
Fuck you. I love it. I love it. I fucking love it, dude
And especially because it's a winnable fucking game I
Ain't gonna get the leaf
I'm gonna get this and if one of them leaves it might negate my loss. So I hope they leave
Alright, I'm leaving.
I'm back to mid.
Oh, I'm gonna be dead.
I am dead, actually.
Fuck me, dude.
Emilio saved me.
Am I gonna be alive?
We got him alive?
I think I got another heart steal stack.
Why am I like uber, why am I like uber slow?
We gotta stop this, we gotta stop this.
I'm letting this Emilia die.
What is it, Ness?
These guys are interesting, bro.
And then we're freeing him down with,
This is good for us we can farm.
I'm here for Twitch.
HUGE!
Going Darius.
Got him.
Oh shi-
I'm trying to come.
Trying to catch up to you, trying to catch up to you.
I missed.
Sorta- NICE!
I got two!
I don't even know what to go- What do I go next, chat?
I mean, blood mail, and then I don't even know.
I think I need more damage, bro.
Unending despair, maybe, for more AoE damage?
Oh, is there about take Baron?
Yeah, but we have no, we have to defend base.
Yeah.
I mean, maybe we, maybe we have to defend it, and I cannot.
Why am I?
Dude, I feel like I am, I am so much slower than usual.
Like I'm walking into me. You don't have boots. Yeah, I never built boots on this. I never feel this low
Mother I am out of man. I notice how much I am fucking going crazy
They I'm gonna go I think I'm gonna build boots. I don't know why I can't move this is abnormal
Ash was just pushed all the way to tower that makes sense. I'm like, how did Ash just die?
Is it an 10 support?
A 3 and 11, 80 carry.
I'm in.
I'm just running, I'm running, I'm running. Care, care, care, care, care.
He don't touch it.
Good job, that's a huge pick actually. I'm hitting no.
They said I'll defend the terrace here, if they could wave their zigs, it's doable.
I'm just gonna lift the pop.
Huge, come here.
I
Give one minute till soul, that's the big thing you gotta push these waves out and then we got to stop their soul
Yeah, bird yes chef
We got this man, we got this shit. All their kills are on Twitch. Kill Twitch.
If we kill Twitch, the kills is 31 to 27 if Twitch dies, and he gets popped with one shot.
How do I undefeat him?
Don't undefeat him. Focus, focus.
Just don't.
Turn the other song to point to the flaggy band, I apologize.
Up in one.
Team mates trying to confide me here.
Oh man, our teammates are so dead top.
Coming to this.
We might need to look for Twitch.
Getting this brush your hutch. I'm all right look for it look for it look for it
Yes, yes, yes, that's a W. That's a good fight. I'll be there. I'll be there for twitch
He's not he kills so fast. Holy shit. No, I'm back it up. I think you sub to you though
back it up
You do nothing you do nothing don't waste your time okay. I got six I got six I got six I got six guys
Look top if I am
Just play under tower play under tower. I'm back up in in 20 seconds
Nice nice nice I'm going straight to drag whenever I get up but twitch is probably ending or probably getting dragged right now
Yeah he got solved
Right still winnable
Fuck it!
I need to get GA
Oh, Chris just popped our teammate.
On me, on me, Hutch!
We need this guy dead.
Coming.
Oh, fuck, he's in here.
He's in this here somewhere, man.
There he is, there he is.
So worse, bro.
Oh, fucking go!
I'm pushing bot.
I'm pushing bot.
Take that.
Yeah.
We kill every we kill anyone who comes up to us
Well, I'm worried about I can't take our base. I can't take race. Yeah, we do kill anyone, bro
Watch we're doing it man. We're doing it I
Do want to get GA
Thank you. I got it. I need I need 300 gold. Okay
There is on me I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Look for damage
Oh no, he flashed on the other side of the wall, oh no dude, he flashed across the wall
I couldn't reach him man, they're in the game now, no they're not smart enough, oh my god
Don't worry our Emilio and our Ziggs are not pushing out waves. They're farming from base. We're good. This is good
This is great. 48
Up in 25 things right there
We're fine we're fine up in 20 months
They have a really good wave here, I'm up in 9.
I'm up in 5 by the way, I'm at 5, he dies nice.
Beautiful. Beautiful. There he is behind. There he is behind. Yep, yep, yep, I'm trying,
I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm just slow. Nice! It ain't over until the fat lady sings!
I
15 seconds still baron I'll be up for Baron before they are I know we gotta say I'm just gonna try to defend these ways really quick
I'm trying to keep this third in him up
I need vision of this and I can TP if you guys go for it.
Wait, maybe I go start a sundered sky?
No, I'm going holoradians, fuck it.
I can TP, I can TP, we kill em all, I can TP, we kill em all, I can TP, we kill em all.
Fuckers, I'm insted.
I got em, I got em!
Yeah, bitch!
Yes!
All the kills are on Twitch, all the kills are on Twitch.
He dies, he dies.
I'm just zoning him. He's fucking speaking, they can attack me. I don't realize I'm end
game scion bro. We're trying to zone, we're trying to zone.
Nice!
BANG!
Zone is fucked, stunned them, they're fearing.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
kidding dude please game please please please please please one minute on elder
we need vision you got to be careful
twitch is alive I need 150 gold hundred
50 gold
All right
Is an elder flip for the whole game hutch yeah, I like you sit are you exact is vision clear there?
Yeah, you're clear clear okay?
I need your teammates. Ash is dead. Ash is so dead. Ash cannot be there right now.
Darius? I'm here. Oh, do it. Oh, okay. I missed you. We see the kill too much. We see
the kill too much, actually. I don't see how it worked out.
I don't think we can start this.
This is tough.
I think, I think we have to.
Okay, let's go.
If you hit a wall.
Actually, maybe not.
We have to go answer our base.
Go answer, I'll play for Steel.
I got Darius.
Nice.
He can die.
Dead.
Oh, they're, they're, they're killing our base.
Our base is dead.
GG.
Yeah, GG.
I mean, it was either they end there or they end after elder.
There's no correct play.
It's a super tilting ending, man.
They have to checkmate and I get you know what's worst about that is that I had a five
and 14 AD carry and a 0 and 13 support with 23,000 damage on the 80 carry less
than the entire opposite team in every role besides support and I get deranked
what a joke we're gonna get it right back we're gonna get it right back what a
joke more in more gold than them bro we were about to just stop that rest of
that game out I know I got an s-plus holy shit we both got s-pluses man
Our Zeke's got an S plus two. Oh my god, we actually would have just won that.
Oh, this is so hard. Heartbreaking.
Oh, good try, bro. Absolutely heartbreaking. Art wrenching, if you may.
Ha. Our bot lane was just pure dead weight.
It's not even that they were dead weight. They were just like, they weren't playing the game.
Like they were just actively throwing from their first death till the end of the game and never really stopped
They had like one or two times where they made some pretty impact kills
But it's like after you give a twitch 20 fucking kills like yeah, I mean dude twitch was literally
To tapping me. Hey, like don't get me wrong
I play a character that does the same but he's to tapping me from 15 feet away
While also dealing the same amount damage to anyone close
Worst part of that is we would have just won that fucking game. I'm so mad
Yeah, I didn't realize how fast I mean, I just didn't realize how fast I was dying. That's on me, bro
Yeah, but it's like dude, what are you supposed to do if you're not a drag?
We don't get the drag kills if you're not out there
I mean, we here's my thing no matter what decision you make we lose
You don't think we're stopping them when they have elder and they have a 27 kill twitch. We're not stopping that
We've hardly stopped it when they didn't have 27
Five and twenty seven bot lane do some saying like those guys
What's worse worth we were down 12,168 gold and we just kept hitting no kept hitting no kept hitting no kept hitting no
We almost did it man. We almost did it, bro
What is this arc shit you guys are saying? What's the big update? The announcement that they made
Hutch is that they're overhauling how they update the game. They said that the player base plus
themselves realize that these monthly updates, it's too... to try to have the cadence that they've had,
the updates are not substantial enough to the player base, and they realize that too.
So they just said for the next five months, they're doing quality life updates, many events,
and things like that, but then the next major update is going to be in October,
where they're overhauling the skill tree, a new frontier, a bunch of new arcs that operate
completely differently to the current art.
The game's dead till October. Got it.
Yeah, they're basically viewing it as they said they're doing like huge,
too huge game changing updates a year once every six months.
So they're going full park off. That's what they're doing.
Yep.
Hey, I mean, again, like, gotta do something.
So I'm happy to see them actually trying to make change.
I just, again, like, Tarkov did that from the get-go.
So Tarkov's community was in understanding that that was what to expect, you know?
You play for two really good months, you got a month of shit, you leave for two months,
wait for the big update, Tarkov, tar bob cast, and then, you know, big update.
I just, I'm skeptical at this point.
I just don't see how they are able to turn it around.
But God, I hope they do, man.
I hope they do.
This isn't coming from a place of I want them to fail.
It's coming from a place of they just haven't done
really anything right through this point.
This is another lobby that you would have been
having a feel today if you played Jarvan.
Yeah, I'm gonna go get a drink real quick.
Give me one second.
All right, good luck.
What play here, man?
Who's good in the atrox?
Let's go out and fight and say fuck it.
You
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Hey!
That Sanktina has officially lost it.
I thought he lost it an hour ago, so.
By the way, you had the right idea last game, Lutch.
What's that?
You were just like I'm not saying no like the biggest thing with me ranking up to diamond
When you surrender a game the game is over right like you can't win a surrendered game
But the the dog shit level that these players are think about how close we were to winning that game
Just purely based off of our will to want to win because of the enemy team also being bad. Yeah
Well Vi is just one of those characters. I mean today. I won a game
I had to drop 29 kills for but we won, you know
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't really do the Vi build, but you normally do, normally I do like Trinity Force Vi.
A lot of people do.
Because I love how Trinity Force on Vi feels, and then Sundered Sky, and you can like live through so much.
Well, I really like this, love that.
I really like this build because whoever I'm in contact with is dying.
And at higher elo, I know for a fact that Trinity Force, Sundered Sky is a better build.
But at this elo, there's always one person out of position always. So yeah, there's never a time
Where there's not someone completely out of position
100% so I look at it as if I can be strong enough to punish that one person
It's a permanent 4v5 for us. Yeah, we're 5v4 for them. So that's why I like it and it works. I
I also like it dude it makes me I feel like I'm playing yee almost not as much as like
you know kill one kill another but like once you get to a certain point man there's nothing
yeah and no matter who they are like you can't stop me you can only have your whole
team wait for me and hope to kill me and even then I'm still taking one with me someone's
dying. I haven't played top really since TP took this long. It's crazy. No, you do not
Get that off before me. There's no way.
Ow!
If you hit a wall, hit it hard.
I'm coming.
I'm so pissed. I'm so fucking pissed. He goes into the bush bro and I miss it. Actually
no way man. Actually no way he goes into the bush. And I lose. I lose it and he just
Flashes don't flash on top of them
Hey, oh
My god, holy shit
Shit, I do not know how these fights go up here. I
Intent my name. I gotta eat him one of these games, dude
Let me know the next you do shit. I keep losing these fights by literally one HP
Let's get cracked.
Oh, my God, that made me wow.
I'm missing bro.
I'm going to be honest.
I know this might be an A.O.
Statement. Hot dogs are absolutely incredible.
And if I had to pick one food to casually eat the rest of my life,
it would be a hot dog.
And I don't even eat hot dogs that much.
I just know that hot dogs are like one of those
where I will never get tired of a hot dog no everything about a hot dog is just
incredible the shape the texture the form that a skill shot chat which one
what what the one that gets you back yes the W if you dodge where the W lands
then you won't get grabbed and then he has a dash sadly the top lane is no
one's fault but mine
even more sad it's not going well anywhere on the map besides mid lane
my god he's in this guy just into the whole game out holy shit he just fucked
of so bad wow I'm actively backing and I'm coming straight there I'm one minion
off six
what there's no way that he just got that off in time there is no
all right our bot lane is can I sling it I don't know if I can say it on your
stream. Would you mind? Yeah, they're retarded. Okay, so just understand that. They just pinged
for me to go to the dragon. Whenever they both just literally died. So just understand
that going into the type of game we're about to have.
See I see
So sorry courageous just the truth just the truth
I'm the biggest terrorist in this game right now
This guy should literally be 0 and 3 in the top lane and said he's 2 and 0 and can do whatever he wants
What is the health look like?
Bad, I mean I need way more damage on him, but I can't because he just heals everything. Oh my god
I'm about to mute everything again. I can't
Wanna try?
I think he has vision. He has pink ward vision. Yep
So jungler's here, up here I need to run.
What is this champion man?
How is he able to, he's playing so confidently.
I can't, I cannot, I cannot, I cannot.
I cannot.
My lane is over bro.
Shocking.
One mistake early on, just over.
Sorry bro. I'm a terrorist in your games right now. It's okay.
Those are the bot lane, seems. Mid lane is the only lane he's wanted out right now, so.
It's not good really anywhere. Not just you.
Bot lane is one in five. I cannot even kill my wave in time. I can't even kill my wave.
You did zero gank so far?
They say man, if you're silver, don't talk to me right now. Okay, unless you are a grandmaster above. Don't say a word to me
I'm playing with courage using emerald and I'm told on how to play my games by double it choose a challenger
Oh, you're promise you what I'm doing right now is what I have to okay?
I need to get Sweeper.
Good attempt.
Very good attempt.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't think I can do this because Courageous Laner is so massive.
I mean
You guys really need to be careful going for that. We can't we can't fight tops out of the map
Oh, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Don't go in and understand
We cannot fight in it in where a truck could even show up. We're just dead base for no reason
Just meet just full mute full mute. Yeah, you'd all mute space all mute meet all one word
Why can't I need all of them?
There we go.
I'm waiting for this.
Duke is losing his fucking mind.
To be honest, understandable. Let's go bot side.
The problem is I don't have R for this gank which makes me kinda useless but I do have
flash so we can flash gank him.
I still didn't get Sweeper cause I'm fucking stupid and bad at the game.
We can bait this guy maybe.
He doesn't have Sweeper either it's just kind of over.
love that for me
yeah
there are junglers here
okay
Give this as well, be farming.
It is not good in the slightest.
Well, these are more shown on my map for some reason.
It's just so massive I just don't know.
Alright, we thank you.
We thank you.
I have ult.
He does not have ult.
Hey, let's go.
and it is good for me my way. Worth it.
I'm gonna knock myself out
as a punishment. I'm gonna lose it!
I need to buy to be clear on my yellow one.
I speak for all scorn. You don't know what I just did to myself.
I just I'm so
Mentally exhausted from this game. I just shot myself backwards
Instead
Yeah, I'll see this prime shoving I don't think I kill here
I had not done a single cannon yet. I think the whole game
He just keeps making my life a loving hell every time I step to it
If you come back up here we kill a trucks
I mean kill a truck's cool down by the way he plays so aggressive
I think if you just want to get a bunch of kills to get yourself ahead just come kill him over and over
Yeah, sounds good. I'm gonna walk up there at the beginning me
I'm just gonna recall and pretty much complain to the tower honestly.
I have TP though.
But everything went well.
Good.
I'm all good.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
oh I'm all good
I'm dead
he's getting off nice good for him honestly
All right update on the game 2 and 11 bot
Bid has lost his whole lead by ganking bot over and over again and failing
I've won death which is to the jinx which is quite possibly the worst person to die to
and yeah it's just again I feel like I have not been able to play this game to
again for the second game in a row I have not been able to just play a game of
League of Legends it is watching my team die over and over again as I don't even
get to gank because they're dead before I get there this is the most
miserable way of playing League of Legends I've ever seen but let's hope it
takes up still winnable you got two on the top they're gonna drop herald here I
think
I'm here you're quick she might make it in time here I've queued to a drop one
going oh go go go
job we will get as many kills as you want every time you come up here this
This guy has no brain, literally just shut off, forget bot lane, even exist, just come
here 10 more times.
Yeah, hurt.
Kill him every single time.
Heard and agreed, heard and agreed.
Right now, only chance to play through the strong lane, which is you and I, top side.
Good panel, just want to be one.
Lilia.
We have drag up at 17, this is a must.
I'm gonna go kill the AD carry hopefully here, is that resolved?
The bally's gone by the way.
We're like in the game.
Oh, he got hit by the tornado.
He got hit by it.
I don't like this chase, they're gonna have help here.
I'm dead.
Yeah, that chase went too long.
Oh man, this is a disaster.
Yeah, just as we're coming back in the game.
And the worst part is, is that I had no want to chase, but our Alistar goes in 1v2.
I didn't just, just let him die, just let him die there.
Like literally, these kids are all brain dead?
So, when I was getting coached by Perry, the term he used is mind-controlled.
So, your teammates will try to mind-control you into following them to be stupid.
And the number one thing Perry told me is that I was told I don't get to...
When he was coaching me, I don't get to make fun of my brain-dead teammates when I get mind-controlled by them.
Got it.
Like, I'm allowed to make fun of them when they're dumb and go do dumb things
and I just watch them die and laugh about it.
But if I get my controls like we've both got my control right there
But I'm not allowed to say my teammates dumb because I fucking did it too
Yeah
Like a disease you know it is I do it all the time
They're fucking spreading the disease to us and it's like now we just need to fucking beat ourselves
Yeah, great. A drops is in my jungle
walking over they watch out there's more still in here see Zareth oh yeah I'll start
I'm gonna wait this brush here. If they chase him this brush we're killing. Kill the Yasuo!
Yasuo's turning? Oh!
Lilia?
I can't play the game.
Petrox?
Yeah, I don't get to play the game.
Hey, this is so strong.
Yep.
I'm gonna kill Yasuo with the flash.
Try.
Alright, second game in a row with a bot lane that is full sending it with 16 deaths.
At 20 minutes, 16 deaths.
They are almost, quite literally, at a death a minute.
Fucking insane.
Harry too so he's just killing atrox or killing us from across the screen
Are they? I think Zareth? Zareth drinks? No one else matters, I'm pretty sure now
Good, worth
CP Moth though, they'll get whatever wave I can, fuck it
They're on it
Baron? They were
I don't think they can do it with you guys all there
He got off
I'd like to get crab
On go clear. Oh my god, there's no way that turned out let me chat
All yasso's on me
Minting pain he gave up
Listen man
You cannot say he gave up when he's streamed for 29 hours. I mean
He did great. Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, that's what he did. Thank you, Lord.
I don't have, I don't have, I don't have
Can't do anything to reach her. I'm useless for 40 seconds
I think we just play a full fight for the next drag and then if we lose we can throw a rip they get sold with the sqaq
I'm alone. I'm alone. I'm the only one on this fucking team beside you and you're not here
so I'm alone. Like I just, I'm also just not doing anything with game. I can't do anything
from level 1 or from the level 2 fight for my start.
I wish I could uh...
Motherfucker, I get this dragon, but I'm not quite of all chance to.
It's like I can't do that.
This has got base.
I'm trying to get some deftas on us.
Update 5 and 20 in the bot lane 5 and 20 5 and 20 boys. Okay, same by those wonders
Better than me
I mean, I can't even only move through this. Yeah, Lily is here. I mean, I
Have alt this is their soul. So I think we just gotta fucking send it bro. I agree. He's just walking at me
Did my good.
Don't worry, Talon is still not here.
Yeah, just gonna try.
I'm out.
Whoo, I was not able to do anything in that game.
Alright, I'm gonna play carry.
What can you do? I mean, I said it before, I'm gonna say it again, when legal legend says you don't get to win this game, legal legend says you don't get to win this game.
And they turn off the tap.
off the tap. That's what happened. I mean, the game of legal legend said you guys were
doing too good. You had four wins today. We are going to force you to lose your next
two games. It is what it is. Get good. Doesn't matter how many kills you get. It doesn't
matter what you do. You ain't winning. I'm turning around right here. You know, violated
the stream. Good. Go sleep, man. Get ready for tomorrow. AT&T time to lock the fucking
time to thrive, time to body the competition. I know I'm going to be ready.
The Joss on you.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
I know I'm excited for the tournament as well man it's going to be a lot of fun.
Yo thank you again for the two.
Appreciate you man.
Spank they give a three months man. Lucky ride dog hobo saying they give the fiver
Yo TQ one man we the East
Nations and I think y'all for the subs can we get some W's in the chat for all the love of the subs coming in
Rough couple of games not too late turned around for two wins off of gold one
Six wins off of hopefully maybe plaid we'll see
You like this how you live like this
I don't know. Please game.
Watch your pockets, watch your wallets.
Watch out there, they're ripping slurs.
Watch out, be careful!
29 hours, ain't we proud of Agupa?
Ain't we proud of Agupa?
Be honest.
Now welcome to my stream, where we are grinding legal legends to carry that useless fuck tomorrow.
Bro bro, thank you so much for the 10 gift and baby!
I appreciate you man.
W's in the chat for Squirrel covered it with a tenor.
sexy bitch welcome in welcome in welcome in it's good to see everybody man we
started well we were four and two now we're four and four we lock it in right
now for the bungie letters let's go let's go
There's a lot of them.
Is he arranged?
Let's go baby.
Come on let's go.
Nice nice
Ranged top is fun to interact with gameplay.
Oh, that doesn't kill a minion.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You're a piece of shit, man.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
SHE GETS TO WALK UP THERE FOR FREE?!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
and I have been slain
what the fuck
didn't get my throw
fucking everything's fine
the rage top is so fun
brother you do not watch your team die and then the second the second that you can then
die yourself that's insanity yeah he just gets it for free echoes walking bot
lengths are smolders a fucking dense sack of milk all right we're farming
Bombing on repeat is what it is. Get to level 6.
No, we ought to listen to Big Booty Mix. Who's in? I don't know if Big Booty Mix gets his DMC on YouTube or not.
I don't think it does.
Isn't this gracious bro?
I'm turning it on. Let's see. I need actual music. Hopefully YouTube doesn't get DMJed.
Come on, dawgs! Get him! Get him, winners!
How are we doing, Hatch?
How are we doing?
Uhhh, I want to die.
Okay, okay.
That makes two of us.
kind of throwing right now with this drag take some reason I think we can do it
okay they overstayed again by the way
We ever stayed yet again?
See more kills cut actually, fuck.
Please.
Aw dude.
In the smite.
Nice.
nice
nice
ah
fuck man
Jesus Christ, even with him our first.
Got dragged.
Hey, we got dragged.
I don't know if it's worth.
This jungler, bro, Briar, into Nefiri is just the worst thing I've ever experienced.
I can't do anything to her.
That's a late game.
We can W her E, which is what we're going to hold for.
We just had to use W for damage.
Motor's actually scaling pretty well, so it's not absolutely lost
Pretty proud of this lock in
The bomb means for sure they're probably both dead
stop missing? no way she cleared this no way she gonna take my shit there go smother again
great job smother
do not want her to take my shit I don't want her to take my shit don't want her to take
my shit
nice see if we can get scuttle here
Feels bad couldn't get to him prior was my instant ban when I was ranking up
She is in your top jungle by the way
Missing here, oh, they're doing boy drops by the way
I just can't ult. I just don't get to fucking ult! I don't get to ult! Fuck!
I mean, I'm even with CS with a ranged swing, and I don't mind that.
you dogs I love you clear this you got to get fucking boots quick man you know
what I love more than anything in this whole world is when I'm running at
someone spamming are and I can see them in my circle but it doesn't go off
Cuz every time I click are they go right out of the circle, you know, you know what I'm saying
I feel that it's the most painful thing in the world
Oh, he's gone.
Good to know.
Come on, all those fucking useless.
Set again, 9 ping, doesn't care, just gonna stay in there and try 1v2.
It's a great idea.
Honestly, don't know how that didn't work out for.
south look I'm like
drags up
possible Michael do blame the bot lane here
There goes support, top missing still, wonder if smolder is going to walk over here, that'd
Pickle
He's got a huge, huge pick
Nobody
One second, our 45 minute route's up.
Nice, okay.
Okay, our officially ahead.
Let's keep it.
oh yeah they punish they don't need me
if they don't punish I don't know what to say about that worth worth it big
Smaller
Missing
Nice
up for scuttle here run right at him when you get there okay yep he's gonna leave by
by the way. If you can run right out and we kill.
We made it and going.
That's the job.
What are you doing business? Same time next week? Same time next week?
Bro, I love it.
We have a very high successful gank percentage up here.
So just keep coming.
Whatever you want, just tell me, just like, yeah, it would now be a good time,
and I'll tell you yesterday night before you even walk up.
I just typically play on an island until you let me know.
The pathing works.
I think I'm gonna get there.
Sweet.
Outs.
Take it chat. We'll take it.
hmm we're gold before recalling actually let's just scare him back potentially
oh he just doesn't give a fuck doesn't care no give me that song again that song
locks me in nope
I'm gonna be there. What's your health like? I'm recalling and buying my cleaver. I'm coming in now for my clips.
Sounds good. Shen can TP too.
Oh my god, I'm tower ganging. I'm tower ganging, you're good. Okay, you're gonna kill him right
by- he's gonna get teleported back, he's gonna get teleported back. Come on. Dude,
if they're old well third dragon into always I'm looking at this helping
smaller fires actually bad that's good
doing great doing great doing great
Can't we stop dragging it?
I'm not fucking doing this.
That should be full bug, that should be full bug.
Third drag spawning.
Mid lane is dead.
Bot lane thinks he owns the whole map.
Is this a give?
Uh, yeah, hopefully. Top missing.
Jungle is coming.
Not what I wanted hit missed every single one of my abilities
Somebody fuck me
Somebody somebody please
This is actually fine
he's dead yes briars terrible if we lose this I kill me kill me
okay echo might be high on that from that means okay he's on our team right okay yeah
I don't really understand what he's I think he might just be new to the character. Maybe I
Truly don't know what games
Yeah, I knew that was gonna happen, chin blocked it, chin blocked it.
I
Buy your back and hit on you trying to run over taking too long no
Folders there look for a smite here in a sec. No, they got it. Thanks. Okay
I'm I can look for you in here
Good
I'm on truck
game over. Smolder's so big. I'm just sitting there. I got Briar running at me for free. I
got Yone running at me for free. I got their AD carry running at me for free. My whole team
is just watching me get ass fucked inside of the dragon pit. You know, it's a great
feeling sitting there trying to land a smite and their whole team is just beating the
Everliving here at me. At some point, does a Goopah get some help? Holy fuck. What
What is that?
I think it hit me.
I'm glad we killed them all, but my god, bro, bait me harder, team.
Thank you.
Don't worry, we're going to win.
We're going to win.
Yeah, I know.
Holy shit, man.
I think my team forgot that I'm their teammate.
Our Shen is actually getting deep wards and doing shit.
Satellite isn't pretty, but he's actually like doing shit.
Love to hear that.
Swain missing?
I'm getting Gryor out of the game right now.
chance.
Beautiful.
The blue.
Fuck the chalice, let's flip the test.
Swain flash.
Good.
Good.
All right, I got to find Slash, yeah.
Oh, that was a mistake, I didn't mean to do this.
Binder!
Oh.
Ooh.
Not good.
Not good well
Something and I don't know what
Careful all coming your way something happened to the Rick Carol
Okay, it looks like something's happening to me as well
I really love him, but I'm hearing from you right now. It's not going good
And a lot of it's my fault
Okay
Don't worry
The boys not out
I took out two of his topside camps too, Ryers.
I would love to be able to move. I would like, hey, hey, hey, League of Legends.
Hey, League of Legends. I'd love to be able to play a fucking game and a bind not last for 45 fucking minutes.
Is that possible? League of Legends? Is that possible?
Gonna buy not last my entire childhood.
Oh my gosh turn off this music too. I'm pissed. I'm pissed.
Come on, come on.
Do you call your friends over at YouTube and tell them to stop being a bunch of rats
and banning my streams for listening to music?
There's a million of them.
I'm not kidding hutch. There was a million things I could get help with for people at YouTube
That is one thing that they would tell me to legitimately take my fist and shove it so deep
Pro, but why like okay hear me out
Explain to me how me listening to music of artists so other people listen to that music of the same artists is a bad thing
Why they don't care? Why is it that way?
Companies they want they're running and so that's why they have content ID
It's why ad revenue is actually existent on twitch and not on I mean on YouTube and not on twitch
Because advertisers and these companies feel confident as behind it and feel confident that's a blue chip product and on twitch
They're like we'll give you a fucking more cpn ad
bad for the 14th time
This is bad now. This game is turning very bad now
Yeah, our team is full of a bunch of more re-tards
Oh my god
Okay, okay
Um, they're going to take the Baron
If you know they might not be
So Draven just wins the game now, I think.
Yeah, Draven, Draven's unkillable, and yeah, not good, not good, man.
We outie. We outie. I'm not outie actually. What the fuck just happened? What the fuck
is going on? You thought I was trapped in here with you? No! You're trapped in here
I'm still blinded!
For 15 fucking minutes!
Waterability! Takes me out of a whole fight!
Dude
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god. My problem. Problem. Yeah, I'm pissed. I'm fucking pissed at the
stupid, brain dead characters that Riot puts in this game.
I'm looking for draven here, I'm looking for draven here, I'm looking for draven here, I'm looking for draven here.
Oh my god.
I still die. Oh wow, okay.
Alright, alright, alright, that was nice, that was fun.
Hey brain, hey brain if you're gonna talk shit to me at least be correct
Okay, honestly and brain for ten minutes for just talking shit and being wrong
Get him out of here 10 minutes for being a dumbass
S.
Honestly, we won this game.
That was really fun.
Thought I died to him.
I'm here.
Can we end right now?
Can we end right now?
No, we can't end.
We can try.
We can do Baron.
We might be able to.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
We have Baron.
We can end.
wave too.
Brauminians ever want to lock up.
Uh oh, I'm one shot now.
Someone's gonna hit the nexus.
Bitch! How the shit!
I was never negative that entire game. You were not you were genuinely never negative once I was never negative only positivity
hutch stands for hallways
Utterly, I don't even try don't even try don't even try to sexy. I don't even try don't even try caring a
positivity
So it stands for
chance. You're so good. I know I do shit. Always positive.
They each is silent. Oh my God, that was painful. That was a
painful game. Oh, we got there.
I do that Draven threw that bitch at me three times and I disappeared from reality.
I was just gone.
It was a smell you later.
What do you mean I'm not the best in the world?
My title says I'm the best in the world.
I'm the best in the world.
Yeah.
Don't be dumb.
Don't be dumb.
You can't lie on the internet.
Lock in please.
We're begging you.
Just lock the fuck in.
The joke's on you.
Volley game?
Bro, I told you guys I don't want to play Volley because if I play Volley, they'll
Bamballi
Yo, huh, cheer me up on this. Yeah
Me
You
Yes, hi peanut, probably not him drunk uno night
He didn't reply
He's... he's not replying.
Oh my god!
Oh god, I got it, I got it, okay.
Oh, that's gonna be awful.
Oh no, that's gonna be so awful.
I'm going to pick Braggis.
Pretending to talk to his pretend wife.
Punch first, ask questions while punching.
And don't come in here again and interrupt me.
For a woman, I swear I'll start.
That's it, all I gotta say.
Hey, courage.
Hey, sorry about that.
I had an aggro.
Don't worry. I kicked her out. I told her not to come back. Thank you. What's going on?
I said, all right, I'll cheer me up. Me? By the way, I'm going till 10 p.m.
Okay. If we had 9k subs, I'd go till 11. What is it? Me? You. Yeah. She's not sex? Oh. Okay.
drunk uno night
I'm in
Arguably one of the most fun times ever on my stream or monopoly either one is great drunk uno
or monopoly
You think
I don't mean to
What you think you got the brainpower from monopoly you gotta do math and shit
are you kidding me are you six times seven right now 42 holy shit go ahead
hit me with another one eight times nine 72
the last three did the numbers from the back your credit card and then it's
security digits go fuck yourself I tried chat maybe with another multiplication
I like this game 11 times 11 122 oh you're so close 121 21 sorry shit oh dude cringe loser
give me another one try and give me another one 5x7 70 35 they said 10 times 7 you know
I know I'm hard at hearing I know I messed you up. I messed you up there. You messed me up seven forty two forty nine I
Get nervous that I'm not answering fast enough so I answer wrong, but then I answer correctly
Like whenever you take a math quiz and you instantly just put the B in as the answer
But then you change it to a last second
Okay, give me another one
Six times well
what well 56 I don't know 72 fuck but I lied 84 cock I was like 74 shits
wait wait I got I got I'm actually playing so bad in top right now too
you lock in no you yet to have a commanding toplane game I know bro I
Don't play this role hutch. I played jungle. You know what we switch roles after this game. Let me go play some
No, we're not we're not bro. I play top lane. I
Also play mid. Don't
You're playing jungle in your turn. I need a break from killing these fucking lizards man. I
Hate this shit. I like duking it out in the lane
Yeah, even chat saying they'd like to see me play top and dominate to be expected
Honestly, I want to go mid lane next game nevermind. I'm gonna go by Garbid which funny
enough they have one
I'm doing this my way.
What up Zen Pussy?
You ready to walk in the river?
He's going towards it right now if you wanted to meet him. Are you playing Gragas? You're playing Gav in the top lane?
Yep
Light to you and I wasted your time, and I'm sorry Papa
He's heading that way I was getting so greenish. Sorry about that. You know what Goopa sometimes makes a mistake. Oh
I'm dead, he dies for it though, oh hot you're such a naughty naughty naughty boy bro, thank
you, you're such a naughty boy, am I, keep pushing keep crashing that if you can, I am
I am I am, take the next wave too, I need to crash you need to spend every ounce of mana
you have to get that wave all the way in please daddy, yes pop up your Q on cooldown
everything. Oh my god no. Oh is it gonna crash in time chat that I fucked up? Alright
you can recall, thank you. I just started my Clare. Give me a piece of... Let me go...
Do do do do do do do do. Yo I might just get DM'ed and say fuck it I gotta listen
a good music that's right
I'll see you on Twitch oh he blocked me I'm dead I played by this guy dude I'm
dead bro the slain's over oh no no I should have never fucking walked I'm
I'm such an idiot bro.
He does not get away with this.
One day.
If you hit a wall, hit it hard.
They'll never know what hit them.
I don't need a plan.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
fun part
Let's get cracking
Oh, it's not looking good for him.
I go ahead.
We got one more song and then we gotta go back to the shit music.
I can't do anything by the way
If we like it enough maybe they'll not ban us.
I
Six and stones may break my bones but changing
Again
I don't need a plan!
RenPage
They'll never know what hit them
Locked in!
Back to Mastercat.
We're just so locked in.
We're just so locked in.
I'm coming!
Shit!
Thanks, Gun.
No, no, not this song.
I'm not trying to kill somebody.
Not yet. Unless someone in chat acts out a line.
Then, who knows?
Oh yeah, more massive.
Oh, boy!
Hold on.
Fuck out both sides.
And then we're at that point of fuck around, find out.
I even know Maastricht had this kind of music. Next!
Unbunfish!
Come and take a look, come and take a look.
say one pound fish you'll want the piece it I have a piece a one-pound fish one
pound fish
this game's over well this game's completely over
carry me baby carry me I mean it's just that a theory the theory six and oh I
I have so much farm on this jungler as well. Who stole my blue buff? You bastard!
I took it. I needed anything I can get up here man.
This guy actually has such an insane hard on for me, it's just disgusting, do not even
walk up here bro, it does not work your time.
Oh my goodness.
The fury just gave a massive shutdown.
Oh, he didn't even do it in like a way that made sense.
He just dived under the power.
No shot first, Kimmel.
I do not play top lane.
You brain dead idiot.
Are you stupid?
Now I'm raging at your chat, bro.
Let him know let him know hey let him know yeah, you break that idiot shut up over there
And you're right. I'm not
I'm in force. Let's see don't watch the two-week-long mod
I've not played more than 10 games without playing in 10 years
You'd be mad at them making me mad at them and I'm gonna start swinging
Oh my god, you don't want what I'm about to give you
Well, she's dead
Oh, yeah, goodbye
nothing
I get a repair all 36 seconds on this
And think but oh well
Like I won't play
Well your top laner is dead the only thing that could possibly happen is
My jungler is up there
I'm doing this in my life.
I'm doing this in my life.
You guys want to go for drag?
Yeah, we should.
I mean we're doing this to the map, I'm not even involved.
Like I'm just waiting.
Like a lion.
In the trees.
Like a jaguar.
like a jaguar there's york careful york walking down to zyra
Oh
Bro what do you know about bro?
Minions three barrels of mine to kill a number one damage melt. That's insane
I'm coming. I'm just giving it, I'm just backing up. There he is. We punish. He might
walk at you pretty low on mana
kill that bitch
get some of them don't pick it on my friend
thank you Jesus
thank god
thank you Jesus man
thank you OG
I fucking draven ult earlier he ran into the lane and he ulted on top lane
I mean, it's possible.
Papa's gonna take care of you.
Papa's gonna take care of this game. It's over already.
Oh, I'm dead. I've given it and I gave it to the vicar.
It's the game's over. I just threw it.
No!
I threw it. I picked it up in broad daylight and I scratched the shit out of it.
Oh my god, I can't believe I just did that.
Not the ViGar, not the ViGar
Nefiri is an absolute fucking problem.
He's on demon time, bro
And he's good in a fairy tale
Hey, we're fine
Thank you. We need it baby. We need it. I'm gonna be massive as well, and I bought boot chat. You're welcome
I never buy boots on by
Okay, we're giving that to the brand.
Oh he's gonna push mid down fast here probably.
It's not yours anymore, bitch.
Thank you.
Later, bitch.
Oh my god.
Hey, Jack.
Hey, Jack.
Hey, Jack.
Your top laner is like fighting Satan.
I want you to understand that.
your top laner is like I did something wrong and I'm being punished by the Lord. I want
you to understand that. I'm on 400 MS right now. My internet's not lagging. My games is
on 400 MS. Why?
I
Have to relaunch
Yeah, I think I I think I hate monster cat as a brand as a as a music. I hate this music
I hate it. There ain't nothing good about it
And I'm cursed with having to listen to it. Oh
Oh, no bridge
Oh, my game is permanently stuck on 400ms
Please come and get some trying to get to you trying to get to you trying to get you trying to get to you trying to get
jungle is on my side
oh there he is
dmpegar is going to be near here too probably
here
We can maybe try starting this yeah, we start it
They are dead. They are dead. There's no more. We go take a Baron.
Just push it away and get the cut up. We go take a Baron.
We'll take a Baron.
Maybe not take Baron actually.
Yeah, I think Baron's a throw.
Alright, no Baron in this game.
A Sheet. A Bull Sheet.
I'm just going to chat, I'll have to end.
Listen bro, we killed our team, chat instant, instant message.
You're guaranteed at least 10 of them is for us to end the game.
Just end.
It's that easy bro.
End the game.
Another optimistic.
You're just optimistic, that's all.
End the game.
They're coming up in four seconds.
Seven towers, end it.
You're going to kill level one, end it, end the game.
God hutch, you suck in the game.
BAMP, you call me that again, I might make love to you, sweet, sweet, sweet love.
Alright, we're officially massive, we officially kill everyone, let's go, lock in.
You're just go sit after me. You're done. Don't worry. I'm a push mid for this
Never say never bro, I'm out. All right, I see we do Baron I
Can't keep distracted. I can try to hold them off. We just push down our base
The wire
Oh my god his minions are legitimately like healing at my ass hole just like gripping
at it, gripping at it, gripping at it and then he's my hard counter because I can't
E anywhere because his minions block my E hutch so I can never actually make plays.
I'd love to see my team.
I'm fucking 2 HP because no one on my team cares about me.
No one likes me anymore.
I'm just healing it my ass.
Healing it my ass, bro.
Get E anything.
Could be a wave here.
just spam farming just just we're so huge and we're just gonna keep getting big
killing matters let me kill everyone
that just sums up my game hit in the face by Dravenal
Alright, now we push waves, you're an idiot, shut the fuck up.
Well, they're fighting the jorick not good.
Oh my god bro.
Stop please game.
We out.
We out.
We out to New York.
Stop.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
You don't get to play the game.
Or pass that bully shit.
Oh, this is soul 20 seconds.
You got to make the horn.
but listen you know we're just out farming the ever-living shit out of the
joe's look at the difference to sixty six to one seventy seven oh and nine it's
a commanding victory let's go in I'm here I need some I need some excitement
in my life we'll smell you later bitch
and we'll smell you later too
And I'm dead that was fun you all have fun. I had fun
We win we're gonna win hutch. Oh, yeah, this one's this one's over
This one is over
Uuugh.
Yuck.
I'm gonna be ill.
Uh oh.
Just let me in.
Eeeeww.
Hehehehehe.
Oh.
Yeah, it was like you threw like the biggest thing you cut out of and it did three fucking
damage you get in my paper cut.
Yep.
Yeah, it's rough.
Oh, it's rough.
It's good it's as much as my Chipotle is like literally alive.
That's gonna get me locked mentally right back in and then you said I'm jungling
next game yeah you're trying to really lock back in I'm gonna go kill this brand
go get my get back
I'm going to end the game here, at least I'm very much, are you guys all on respawn?
I just came up, I just came up.
Uh, small bad blue.
Like a recall. Guys, we win.
I just sink waves, sink waves.
Just walk mid and end, when I'm up, please.
We're just ending right now, that works, too.
Yeah, basically when you have triple and hit, you just want to,
you just want to sink all three waves and like then you have
Double supers pushing base
That's exactly what's happening
GGs oh
Yeah, I'm online now, baby
Would I ever play Gragas
Is it bear shit in the woods? I love Gragas. I'm just absolute dog shit at it.
I'm ass. I'm ass a hoot. That was a boring game for us. Good news is we're going to the top lane.
Oh my god, courage.
Do we want to go top or we want to go mid? What'd you guys think?
I kinda want to show you guys my Akali.
Well, Akali or Vigar?
Yeah, no shit you issued.
Brother, if I had a dollar for every time I got feedback issued, one of your laners was
dog shit.
I'd have so many dollars.
Oh my gosh, bro.
I just look up at the discord.
Well, they work or made this ball.
They popped fucking old dude.
They popped old.
Is there a slur on there or something?
Would you say nothing?
Oh, no, jungle.
Let's go.
No, I said, is there a slur on there?
Usually when you pop an old, you sling it.
Oh, no, no, no.
Let me see this.
I got a sea rating.
I popped off.
I got a sea rating.
I popped off.
Let's go.
I'm already like struggling in top lane and then I'm picking Varagas. I don't know if I've played Varagas since 2008
Listen, you're about to be impressed by this mid lane gameplay. No
You're about to be impressed
Fucking go man. I'll say hot. I know you had it like that
armor and one step at a time one step at a time one step at a time big dog
yeah where's that bitch at where is she yeah you're never gonna play against me
ever whenever I'm in the mid lane when when and when I'm in the fucking mid
lane Orianna you will never see me you will never see me I will never see you
we won't even be pin pals you'll be banned forever and ever I hate you
Yo, that's someone I'm excited to have in the server.
Gold Glove is joining the server.
He's already whitelisted.
Whip, whip, whip, whip, whip.
Yee!
Yee!
I might go Malzahar just to fuck the yee.
Malzahar!
I just go bygarde and really fuck them.
Or Akali, I mean dude, the world is our oyster.
Try my build.
Try my build.
Try my build.
Courage?
Is it Eclipse Collector?
Or is it?
It's Domination Precision for your, what's it called?
Ooh, Asylus?
Silas yeah, we're going to call it
You're the assassin with no master
I'm not playing a viagra into a silas I'd rather die in real life
That is like the worst time in the entire world I'ma go pee
you
are you ready to be blown away by this mid-play are you ready are you ready I'll think you're
ready for this lock in boys lock in I need a good song watch this chef watch take notes
Take notes. Take notes. Watch your boy work.
A little dance move. A little dance move.
Fuck it.
Hey, let's have a day, Hutch!
Oh, yeah.
Don't worry.
Midlan's already won.
It is?
Yeah.
No doubt.
I missed first CS.
Nice.
Bored.
I think I'm losing I'm already dead already dead
I'm not dead yet, but if he grabs me again I'm gonna cry
You just flashed me and killed me, I'm dead.
Damn it!
Watch this though, you're about to be so impressed.
I was just warming up.
This guy?
Smurf, for sure.
If you would have seen what just happened to me, this guy's on track.
Cocaine.
The real shit.
Don't worry, I'm locked in now.
I had to get checked.
It is what it is.
Part of it.
I had to see what I'm working with.
That's all.
I had to see what I'm working with.
Oh my god.
We're fine.
I mean, we're so fine.
We're actually shockingly fine.
You think I'm worried?
No.
You think I'm worried?
I don't know.
I missed. Oh my god.
I'm missing everything.
Brother, I can't...
I legitimately can't hit this guy.
And he's one tapping me.
I can't hit him and he's one tapping me.
This guy is unbelievable.
I have to back and I have to give up another wave.
Mid lane's over.
Mid lane's over. It's over in the mid lane.
Okay.
It's over in the mid lane.
I am finishing my clear.
All right mid lanes ever as you did now
I
I get ganked at any point in this game.
I'm saying it.
You will not stop me.
I'm gonna slay it.
OK.
OK.
I don't care.
Mm-hmm.
OK.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Keep that mental.
Keep that mental up.
I miss the CS.
Fuck!
Not that one, though.
Keep that mental in it, baby jungler spot side piece of shit
I mean he's just he's so ready for you
I'm under my time. I'm under my tower and I'm dead. This is such a stupid character
What in the fuck I can't this is a terrible pick I can't play I legitimately can't play the game
And he doesn't he has one kill and the game is impossible to play sorry like
Is the college is like the worst pick ever in the silence am I fucking crazy?
Bro kill me
What a joke man
I got him
I love you!
You like that Q flash?
I love you!
Come on now
Get me out of here
We're back in
One and two in the lane
Only down 25 CS
I realize I'm on my champ now hutch
Don't let me get back in this Silas you let me get back in this. I'll sing you to God
What the fuck?
Jungler should be topside.
Ha! You think I'm walking up there?
Ha! Yeah, right!
He's walking to drag.
He's not?
No, he's just warning. Give me vision.
Brother, this guy's unbelievable, man.
It's really. He's unbelievable.
He's actually a fucking beast.
It's insane that this is my first game of the night. Oh, they got it off. Hey, I'm dead
What's up, bitch, what's up, bitch?
Like me you know what ain't nothing like me
Did he dive me under my tower and miss everything and as I danced around him like a monkey
Oh, yes he did.
Okay.
And my life has been slain.
Don't do it.
Don't do it, Yi.
Save me alone.
He's an idiot!
That's just not keeping to this.
Hold on here, lock in.
Hey, free gank.
If you wanted it, don't feel like you have to.
Sorry, I had to go cover top lane because Nasus didn't use his TP on a double wave.
I don't understand.
Like you just kept it up the whole time.
I'm getting fucked by my way.
Okay, I'll be there soon, I'll be there soon, pop off.
I have to keep my clear towards you.
I'm good, I'm good.
I'm actually in a position where I don't just get nuked.
Oh, you've got to land for me, you've got to land for me.
You have to land man.
I don't even get to use me.
Try to get hooked maybe.
He's gonna ult you?
I could have been out but for some reason whenever I E'd back in it did actually no damage
like legitimately it didn't hurt itself and I don't really understand that but okay.
Good gank.
Big.
I'm okay.
Two and three.
I just can't see us.
Keep me at 32nd Trinity Force.
Pretty good.
Holder gets a kill.
Beautiful.
I need
Tidal spot you're good right now mid you could come from your top side. Okay, or a gang from I had to guess you'd gang from Boyd Grubbs
I'm not even gonna take that turret. I'm gonna get greedy in any way shape or form. There weren't there. I don't
I'm getting greedy. You don't have a ward of you two charges. Oh, here I go. There's
half my health to a fucking turret because I'm stupid. I mean like I just wasn't gonna
go there. Sorry. It was as funny as you go. I go give a warning. No, I don't. I'm gonna
I'm dead, wow.
Oh my god, alive, wow.
Okay, alive.
Hmm, that's good.
I might be able to kill this carrot I'm going I'll be there too well try to cut
him off there he's not there he's not there take it nice
I
Will you zombie right now? Oh, no, I just backed
Very impressive very impressive oh my god, I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was
It comes it comes it comes. He's here in line
There's a map
Yeah, you need your help from your support huh pussy?
Yeah, we'll smell ya.
See ya.
Shit.
Shit.
Yeah!
I ain't no bitch no more!
Shit!
Oh, this is unusable. I didn't realize this was unusable. Ha ha. Oop. Oop, two days here.
Oh, gunplayed, yep. What does it do, exactly? It's just like part of your... I think it
slows them the most, I think? Yeah, slows them for 1.5 seconds, and then it does a
Jolt of damage, like a shock worth of damage.
10-4, boss.
Pretty cool.
Time for the map.
Yeah, I think Silas is just on a broken fucking champ.
He's on me coming Sharon's walking yep
I'm here.
Fun point, supermulti, nice job.
That was no business.
Yup.
Brother, what is this Silas doing?
He could have just sat in lane and absolutely took over this game.
this game take over take over but he's allowed me to now get so big that his
entire team is fucked yeah you're ready for Silas yeah I'm sure it works would you
I can come down to you in a sec I'm okay you're good oh yeah Silas is the
and it's up nice uh free kill I'm gonna mind you notice mind you care care care
care not all find you play chef thank you some fuck get out here
looking looking he's gonna ult you pushing this oh we're getting push
from garen i'm good i'm good i'm good i'm good i'm not i can still walk he has it reshown
he's scarred back there we go he just he just showed i see garen i'm okay i'm okay i flashed
Oh
Okay, okay go from it the letter pussy
See Karen and master e-top. Oh my gosh, I'm sorry using my item sorry chat
Wait, what is this still?
Okay, we both
So I just press it like right whenever I go in yeah
Stacking item don't die got it be dying
Oh, I know you're mad I get it
I get it son. I am walking.
They're gonna have two there, I had to go around. I'm gonna try to get over to you though.
I'm kind of fucked up.
Oh my god, I'm trying to take an ounce of damage.
Job.
I have Q and one.
Flash.
He's out.
Garen behind.
Not out yet.
Still with you.
I'm still with you.
Covering.
Pressure wave.
Okay.
I'm recalling.
I should not have E'd there.
That was a stupidie.
I still didn't use my I still didn't use my ability
So you have to use my ability that I spent a Lamborghini in value on okay, but don't you worry
I will use this ability in the perfect time that I need to use it. No, it's just what the whole builds around, you know
Yeah, run back to you bitch
Run back to your Yi. Don't worry, I'm gonna use this one ability next fight. Trust. Watch this.
Watch this Yi.
Come on then, boys.
Come get some.
Come on.
Come get some, boys.
I guess...
...F-Zo dies?
Can I kill Sylas right after?
Yeah.
Run, bitch, boy.
what are you doing watch out watch out oh shit top lane
don't worry disability is about to be used
watch this
That was over extending tail is all the time
Back it up Terry
That foods here
And I've been eating at your polite bowl mid game like I recall and eat my
really
You'd actually be really impressed good for you
I'm gonna get DMCA at any moment now gotta change the monster cat it is what it is
I don't love it actually I just realized
Don't die see you absolute moron
I'm not oh yes, I am
I
Tell you I'm gonna use it at the perfect time. I told you I was gonna use it at the perfect time. I love it
I'm seeing I love it. I'm seeing bro
Please mr. Silas come and see me
Yeah, yeah, yeah back it up Terry. Yeah, nice hook nice hook jackass
Come get some! Come get some!
Who are you? What the fuck was my towel?
Of ancient fortune?
You don't want to come over here, bitch!
Holy shit! Give me a-
No! No! Stop that!
Well, yeah, I eat this food real quick.
Oh, hmm, Lord, thank you so much for this food and all the chat said, amen.
Nope.
Little bit of white sauce on there.
Absolutely.
Absolutely, absolutely.
Absolutely, absolutely.
Lock in boys.
Game's just started.
Game's just started.
Lock in.
I am absolutely massive.
C.S. is-
You're not eating right? You're locked in right?
What? Me?
No.
I'm like now. No man. I
Need you to be locked in and not even though
Mm-hmm. All right, you know, I hear you
All right, you know
hmm
Oh, I'm me
I'm me
Yo Nautilus, you want to suck me off? Goodness gracious, get away from me.
Yo, brother.
Nautilus, you can suck my Johnson. Well play the game, man.
I hate to see it.
Please come in here ye.
Please.
I am absolutely huge, but no one's fighting me. Everyone is running away from me.
Guys?
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, I need money!
Please!
Stop that!
Everyone dies. I just speed things up
Can't listen to this
Please I let's come get some
I'm bag I beg. Yeah, that's what I thought stay back
What's that?
What's that?
What's Master?
We're gonna go bot lane.
Smolder?
Set up the ambush.
Walk in.
Garen walks up.
We got our titties smacked.
It is what it is.
I'd love to be involved in a fight I'd love to be involved in a fight I just I would love
to fight someone let's not garen someone actually like i can show my skills against you know
hi nassus what are we doing oh nassus nassus being a crazy boy
Yeah, Nasus is definitely a crackhead and it's free time. No doubt. Okay
Not all the time but in his free time. He's 100% a crackhead. Uh-oh
Now that's hurtin go die chat we're both dead, huh? Oh we got one. I'll take it
Don't worry, I will use this ability at its perfect moment.
Oh, shit in my pumps.
Boooosh! Dance on him!
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!
Bitch!
Yeah, my boys are here now!
Desk cap, everyone dies!
Desk cap, everyone dies!
Where we go here?
A little bit of this? Sure.
You having night? What the fuck am I gonna do with the night?
All right opportunity
Oh my gosh, my damage is crazy now
Yeah, my our team just smolders just kind of like the dance motor yeah
of
yeah sorry I was not going to that I'm not point flipping I'm not coin flipping
a Baron when we're winning the game with Dragon up I still listen hmm I got a
I need to do everything you want.
Oh yeah.
Bachi at home?
Come on, come on.
No, don't run away.
Want a chicken and steak and shrimp?
All three?
No, that is the chicken and steak.
Wow, good for you man.
You're really you're just out here living. Hmm. Oh no
Hmm. I lost all my stacks. I want it. I want to die today. I want to die
I started having fun now I'm worthless again
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like that job. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you didn't know you didn't know about this Akali play, did you?
I know
Careful
What the fuck? Wow. Wow that killed the cannon. I did not expect that
Oh my god, you're gonna love what you're seeing down here.
This is just absolutely running down.
Oh, I swear to God, I think I've searched that up on the hub before.
Oh, that was nice.
I do love watching that.
You know, especially after what he did this game practice did.
Oh, yeah.
See, my chat's not too bad.
They're a little angry, but so is their streamer.
I just read the one mean person, you know, mm-hmm. Yeah makes sense. Yeah, but we've been playing for eight hours
What the hell what happened to today?
I mean that's four and a half hours because I am a lot literally five. I'm gonna die and my life is over
You thought bitch
Hey, you're you're safe right there you're safe you're safe you're safe
I died well go ahead and seal this Adam it ain't worth nothing
I
When this fight or lose over here
Yeah, I agree we gotta do another mid game this mid game
I'm pumped man. I can't wait. I'm just gonna be so much fun. With the amount of people
we have as well join in it's gonna be awesome I kill everyone I kill literally
everyone on their team
Oh, I don't know.
I think they're just, yeah.
I don't think they're gonna be there.
Putch and that's now pushing forward.
White ball on Akali.
Will to go back in doesn't appear so as of yet,
because one thing we know,
Putch as Akali is an absolute fucking pussy.
Will back out of play their life,
as everyone in the crowd is disappointed.
Watch with greasy ass figures because that ass can't eat mid-game.
Fuckin' drags up.
Oh, I'm- oh, yeah.
Coming!
the game in the game oh my gosh my CS is a trochus huh
oh no I'll tell you one thing O'Callie ain't easy to see us on I'll tell you that right
Yeah, I don't know
Come on bitches come on bitch pussy
You can kill them all if you want
Oh, no, they're so scary
ow
I'm in deep, I'm in deep, I'm in deep
yeah that's okay, that's okay
I'm in the end, yeah I don't care if I die
oh, did you smash her? You need to die?
nice, you got it
oh yeah, you can't help me
nice
I will never buy this item again that's on me.
Ladies and gentlemen, the ace comes through your League of Legends World Champion, Hodge
and Man!
Yeah, but you ain't going to be casting that, you're going to be like, dad do you
need some water?
Yeah true.
Yeah, my dad said it before he gets his heart surgery the one thing he really wants for me to get get his five gifted subs
Oh, it's crazy that's all the same thing, you know, I just dude. I just hit a level of shameless. I never thought I'd hit
Oh, that's great. That's great
No, he's up
Courage is doing the announcing for AT&T, but he's missing this week because his dad's have an open heart surgery
Selfish yeah, there's a total dickhead
Holy shit, man
You're not realized I have to cast the 18 t annihilator cup
gosh
And your heart fails some other time
Die bitch oh wait no your dad. They did the top later. That was bad time. Oh my god. Oh, so I'm sorry. That was
So sorry
I'm sorry my dad hutch MF senses well wishes
I'm so sorry. I was talking about the mid later who wanted to swap it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Bro, was there any other music I can listen to I'm about to fucking cry I
Hate first picking I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it
Do you want me to have fun hutch or do we want to win?
Win.
Oh my god, I picked Jarvin and their response was Jinx, tWitch.
I am going to shove my erect penis so far into their juicy **** that they are not
I'm not gonna know what to do.
Oh yeah.
Oh, I think my dad might be watching.
Hey, sorry dad.
Best luck tomorrow, bro.
What up dude?
Best of luck.
All 10 prayers, all 10 prayers.
Oh my God.
Oh, I am about to be a naughty boy this game.
You wanna play Kali? Really.
You want Mali or you want Viagar? You take a pick. Which one do you want me to fuck
him with?
Bro, I can hear the Habachi sauce in your throat.
Which one? Which one? Which one?
Vagar, Vagar.
Be ready to be impressed.
Bro, I can hear the Habachi sauce mingling with your saliva, dawg.
Dude, it's so good. I think it's so fucking good.
I guess so here's why I said they are okay, and when I hold them just drop your W in the old and they go
They go poop
Simple rubber ducky I can one shot their entire team I
Think we're playing I might go one shot build to and just go pure a like I think we just go a five
This is a five man one shot game on each side. I think we're playing a full like
This is gonna be insane. Yeah, I love it
It's whoever gets fed first that's who wins
Well, you think it's a callie top. Oh kill me fucking take me out back and do it
I'm sure. It's over.
Hey, hey, hey.
It's over.
Hey, hey, hey.
What?
You've got this, man. You've got well-fed buffs like World of Warcraft.
No, I don't have buffs yet. Buff is only until I finish the food.
If I haven't finished the food, it's a debuff.
Oh, what the fuck?
Minions have spawned
Well, I've got my full Chipotle buff, bro
I'm guaranteeing this game is I'm gonna go 50 at all
Hmm
Oh
I got lucky
Fucking you're about to face Zed in mid and bros gurgling on chicken and halachi. Oh, no, no, no
I'm locked in now.
Alright, let's go.
It's over for this guy.
I just sat up, by the way.
I literally just sat up.
I already got 11,000 steps in today, by the way.
And I got ultra-poly in my belly.
Like, you got prime courage, JD now.
Let's go.
It comes to me.
Oh, there goes minus one.
Minus one.
up bitch nooo suck me
easy
And...
Nice one, Sack.
I
Brother you gonna mess around I'm gonna take your life
You gonna mess around you gonna get all confident so little poor by gar over here ain't worth a damn right now
And then I'm gonna sneak up through the bushes. I'm a fuck yeah
Oh, there goes half my health that happened really quick
way too fast to be honest way too fast too fast you're like I get him with
eight abilities he hit me with a single John and I've done lost everything the
house is gone my wife is gone he took everything from me in half a second
courage in half a second
Oh my gosh, my CS is shocked.
Boo!
Hey!
Don't know where he went, don't know where he went, oh there he is.
Ash my name.
Okay, I stole both kills and bot I think.
Oh, that piss off of Goopa.
I'll tell you that right now, that piss off of my name.
Okay, I just got...
Well, I've had somebody follow me through the jungle for 15 minutes for a lot less.
Yeah, that don't kill me.
That don't kill me.
I ain't done yet.
I ain't done yet.
Oh man.
Oh man.
I ain't about a sliver of HP though.
That's the truth.
Oh, you ever done at home with Hibachi?
At a role?
Yeah, a couple times.
proof. Oh, you ever done at home about how about you at all? Yeah, a couple times. Oh,
wait, what? What would you ask? Nothing. I only like when my mid laner takes that are
all. Oh my God, I'm fucking dead. Stop before those two stacks. So yeah, you got a slow
Both for me. He's gone, bro. He's gone.
Oh yeah, all day.
I've lost everything.
Nope. Yatsy!
An ally has been slain.
That's what the build says, man. Hey, get off of me, okay? Trust the process, man.
See, if you start getting mad and yelling, I'ma start yelling, and we don't want that.
No, we don't.
Yep, we don't.
Oh
Hang it up Terry
Hey, what's going on, bro? Hey, give me those nuts. No, you're my boy
You you you let him know you're my boy. Oh, thank
But you got to look forward to that. He's gonna be back to if he ain't on baby set the tone
Was it worth it bitch? Was it worth it? Actually it was very worth it, but I don't act like
it wasn't. Yeah, no, he's in a great spot now. Remember, their jungler is twitched.
We can come out in this and fuck me. Yeah, I've lost everything. I've lost everything.
I got it back. Not again. No, no, not anything. Absolute nipple hair from death from seeing the good lord a nipple hair
I got this the actual music I got a lock in
oh no am i just dead?
oh my god nooooo!
hahaha!
i did- NOO!
kill me!
Yeah, I'm saying you're right now, yeah, I'm just I'm smoking penis up out me. Oh you're smoking penises dude
I love that shit, that's for real
Yeah, yeah
That'll happen
Uh oh, uh oh, you gotta be kiddin' me.
What are they doin' down there?
Be ready, I'm baitin', I'm baitin'.
Oh!
I think he's taking drag or he's taking my red side jungle so I'm just gonna take his
whole top side.
I'm gonna go gank bot now.
I'm gonna go, let me show him how it's done.
Can they back?
Alright.
They don't push it?
Nice.
I'm getting gritty, Joppy, oh Twitch is going to be coming to topside by the way, that's
So I'm doing my, you know.
I need 25 more.
You gotta be shitting me.
If I wait, I'm waiting, I'm waiting.
Go, go, go!
It's only a short way.
This is not a short way.
Go, go, go.
Oh my.
Oh my.
He's going everywhere.
He's terrorizing the game.
He's terrorizing.
He's a terrorist.
I'm going to be and get my item.
This is a still caps game.
What's that?
I missed everything you're okay right they go up bitch
So what the fuck Terry
I'm getting some I'm getting some.
I'm scared of you.
You're lucky.
Yippie.
How are we doing?
How are we doing?
How are we doing?
How did you talk to me?
Oh, bro.
I'm Gucci, man.
You got the whole, you got the whole seven kingdoms coming after me.
I'm scared.
Uh huh.
Bring it.
Bring them all.
He knows to he knows I get him in a cage he a dead man mm-hmm
I'm just stacking I'm just I'm stacking my cash stacking my stacks, you know I get up a read
Bitch
Oh, I'll switch on me I can kill him wanna keep killing me
Yeah, he's already dead. He's already dead. Oh, I'm standing next to this body. I'm good. I
Can't walk up. He's gonna be healthy. I mean, yeah, see ultimate. Oh
He's gone.
Shiza.
I'm gonna do do do do.
I'm staying for one more wave.
I'm a uber shove this.
Shiza.
And then I'm out of here.
I changed song.
Shit.
Oh, that's flash.
Senate F.
Oh, run me alive!
Listen chat, I know right now you sit in there going hutch you might be the biggest pussy
I've ever seen lock in
Trust me trust me trust me trust me we are we are in the this is how you win on Viagra
okay
Oh twitch is on me oh no
I get another Q
Pitchfork
Are you at plus there oh
Yeah, oh, yeah
You're fuckin' me, dog! You're me!
You are me!
Stick of the hibachi, fat ass!
Yes!
What?
Good shit, Hatch, keep it up.
You couldn't let a goopy you couldn't let a goopy a group of hungry over here you couldn't let him have a little bit
Let a little snack
So can you get DMCA for Spanish music
Yes
Why is that?
What do you think that the YouTube AI doesn't understand Spanish, huh, maybe
Give me that oh my gosh, I have no money. What am I doing?
Yeah, push it happy happy happy
Nice job jackass nice job nice job. Hey, oh
Oh
Jinx is massive jinx is massive this ain't good
Coming into the sec lost two did drags to a twitch jungler brother of a 40 CS and her game is over
They talk about my cages they talk about my cages. I'm opening up a prison over here open it up a prison
Yeah, we'll slow you as well
Oh man, no man!
I'm going back down to the Hibachi bro, let's see what it is over there.
You still got that over there?
What part are you at?
I'm just rocking like the rice with a little bit of meat.
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm rocking.
All right
You're probably hitting the point the middle you're starting to get like sad because you know what's getting close to being over
It's almost over. Yeah. Yeah. No, touch. Can I try something or are you gonna hate me? What is that?
You ever thought about using Yum Yum Sauce as a lube?
A couple times.
Yes, that's a laugh I'm talking about.
How do we get out of my lobby?
Scythe, that's the wrong number.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here, bruh.
Come on. Walk into the rat trap.
Walk in to the rat trap right now. Come on. I want not who I want
Ash you suck my balls
Ever seen hot one such yeah, you think you do the hot ones challenge easy bro. I'd be that
Seems like if you hit 10k subs right now, you should do it
I'm dead. It's all over for me. It was a fun time. I'll last it though. I really enjoyed it
So I enjoyed most. Hey, Ash, if you are going to try and take my CS one more time, I'm going to find out your favorite chocolate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's better and gift it to you for love and passion.
How was that coach that was good throw up okay all right die he kind of got you he
kind of got you yeah I was a good one I was a good one we can't lose this drag
by the way jungler okay nope we can't lose you like how about you lock the
fucking I'd rather be deaf and I'm already deaf than listen to monster cat
Yeah, hey, where's half your health go for dead?
I'm coming in.
Well, it's over for me.
I love being the first one in the fight.
All my ass just there without me.
They're fine.
Jinx is dead.
I die!
They die!
Good work.
They're probably several females.
Nice.
Yeah.
Our game plan's not terrible though.
I just don't know why I gotta...
I'm the one who has to engage, that's fucking crazy.
I was taking the portable hand and just popped her twitch, sorry.
No, it's not your fault, I had a game plank
and a fucking Echo right next to me.
The whole team is kinda squished bro,
our whole team is kinda,
I was just going for a cage, I hit one Q,
half everyone's health is gone.
I'm literally Q and R from kills, Zed's walking here.
I need to get Sweeper, so I can just bomb people.
Is that a free stack up there, I see?
Oh, he killed him.
Holy one tapped.
A, A, Ron.
Kill me.
Kill me.
Come get some, Pussys.
for him dance for him and we're a little bit of this and we're a little bit of
this I admit they're here by the way they're not they're all up in the
jungle now I'm coming I am here I am here we are fine
I'm still here
Wow
Please fuck around and find out Jinx.
Bitch.
I can't believe Akali lived. I don't know.
I think she got spells, so like...
She had lively one health.
Just a second.
I'm fucking cooked. Never mind Ash. Oh my god. I've never actually been excited.
HE SHOOTS ME BEHIND HER! WHAT IS THAT? A FEE-THRING END? LAPUA!
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!
that's his old your mom's is old shut up yeah I went there I'm doing it
Oh, she wants to see a magic trick?
Yeah.
Watch this.
Oh, I need Sweeper.
One day next week I'll get this item, trust.
Am I the lowest level on the map?
Almost.
I'm walking at this, we want this fight.
We want this fight.
Coming.
I'm behind Jinx too.
Coming.
Oh my god, I'm coming now.
Jinx flash.
Jinx flash.
You're going barrel dead I think.
I
Think you know that fancy jumping around good I press one button and I fuck you get out of here
Good work. Good work.
FB FB FB FB. What's this going on? Someone's TPing behind. I'm a nuke him.
I'm blind, I cannot see, and Akali is trying to usuck me up.
Not good.
Not good over here.
Oh my gosh, they're fast.
We're okay.
I'm okay.
Everyone else is dead.
And was I a little bit responsible for everyone's death that just happened?
That was me for a sec.
Okay, Zed's ult. They tried to kill me. That was funny. Oh no, they're going in the mid.
Oh my gosh, she gets a reset off that. I forgot, Jin skits resets off towers.
Oh, that's a terrible feeling.
Oh, what about G? It is. Fixed mine. I feel about this.
Ah, give me a moment, purge.
I mean, we'll just, we'll smell ya, you know?
enemy killing spring and enemy has been slain
I
All right, well that's GG's the game
GG's
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
See how nasty that combo is, huh?
You should have seen what I just did to the Twitch at the end of that game.
Use arcs like I saw.
I just got him in my ult, he just W'd, and they just popped.
That was it. GG. Thanks for playing, guys.
Go pick Leaves or something.
Nice game, man.
I'm down to keep mid-lining this is a very very nice change. I'm down for it. I mean
I feel a little bad but oh well. Why do you feel bad? Because now I'm just straight up
on my alt playing my main role. Fuck em. Fuck em. Fuck em all. Let's see to the start
today I went one and eight two and six and then since swapping I'm 24 and three
with 30 assists I can make it even I can play some random champ in mid that
chats us just figure it out on the fly honestly that's kind of what I was
to stop playing but all right check call it no no no no play a random camp don't
don't don't don't I'm support are you kidding me actually actually do you want
to swap roles hell no bro this is my one excuse to play not of us I'm in
there and I'm pumped about it you're not gamer huh oh dude I love not of this
even though I've lost the last five out of five games it's sick. What? Wait, what? I mean, I won.
I won the last five. We did say we were going to brand support after our last mishap
of unfortunate circumstances. Brander Naughty, Brander Naughty, Brander Naughty, hurry up,
hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. First one he says that I'm answering.
friend 313 that's who called this and if it goes bad we're banding 313 mods
lock and load you ready have those hammers raised ready to smite that
motherfucker I take absolutely zero and I mean zero I don't what's the word
I'm looking for here. Courage the where it's like not my fault. It's his fault. It probably was
It's the I take absolutely zero
Possibility no I take zero authority. Mm-hmm. That's not it. I take zero
blame
That doesn't sound good though
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's not my fault. It's his because I take zero
We got there. It took a while, but we got there. We got there. That was good.
Accountability is another good one. It probably isn't going to be a fun game, but it just
felt fun to pick Udyr, you know? Udyr. I've never seen a good Udyr. Never. Never.
First time for everything, bitch. I've seen a Bounce video where someone played Udyr
I've seen a bouse video where someone played Udyr and smited him from this world
Like he had like 10,000 health and Udyr killed him in half a second. That's Tiger Udyr
I'm not going to go into that. Why is that? Why is that? How does that work? Percent health, percent health Q
So, uh, you do no matter what you're dealing. Oh, yeah, no, it's a tank shredder. I'm going to the bathroom. You want me to hold it?
Maybe next time, maybe next time. Keep it posted.
I might drop 100 kills just being honest get 100% honest and real right now I might kill
100 people possibly yo uh did somebody quit the rust event what happened on the rust event
Let me ask you this much, was there drama in the rest of it?
In game of course, in game, Jesus.
It's over, he lost, who is in it?
Alright, I'm back.
Touch, I can't promise you this game is going to go well.
Yes, Papo!
Damn good
All right, just smoke that Teemo we do Teemo Victor. I'm literally yeah, don't worry. I'll carry this game. Okay
Okay
Fuckin' YouTube rat that 8 hour point in the stream where I do not care if I get banned anymore, okay?
Just letting everyone know they're gonna be listening to DMCA music until we get banned
Like that you like the stream. Maybe they won't ban us
Fucked up man
What's up, man?
Why don't you just say you have small hands, bro?
Your piece of shit
They really are huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't watch me cuz they love me they watch me cuz they like fucking with me
Give me that W
Sorry drinks, light them on fire
Oh, okay.
Jesus!
That's a 15 and that's the jungle gap.
And that's the jungle gap if he got ganked at level three.
If they're not real, bro.
Oh my gosh, I have no mana.
Lily is going to be down there by you guys.
I have no mana.
We're here walking
You guys have files so she should just give this up.
She did, she's a smart player, nice, give this up for me, good job.
and every time I close my eyes give me status update down there hutch how we
doing we're even I'm out of mana but I'm staying here so they know I'm not a
pussy nice I'm punking them okay okay I think Q is what I want I just support
make sense I have yet to hit an ability courage okay keep it up I think I
legitimately think I may be blind okay
I eat that shit. You think I'm scared of that Q? Hell no.
It's a hard watch, you know what that's a hard watch. Watch it here. That mother
walk to the gas station. How can those knees deal with that? I need a back, I need a back.
Back up!
out
Billy is here might try to gank through lane down there by the way
We're about side of map jinxer I got it back
I have to I oh my god, I canceled it. I have to back. I have to back is what it is
Oh Zed Zed Zed you crazy boy they might just take first drag right here
everyone's missing on the map yep they're on drag
I'm walking to myself right now. I have mana. I have mana winnable
Nice bro
Please walk in the lane, bitches.
Alright, Lillia's here.
So
Really a problem right here
I'm lurking in the shadows
Really a here
Zed is so bad he was going to lose a 1v1 to a chemo.
Hey, chemo's are good against Zed bro, that blinds.
Please everyone back the fuck up, I haven't hit an ability yet.
I still have yet to hit an ability.
guys are so locked in against my my Q and my W and my E and my fuck
any different song
Stop dead.
Kill your bot.
Careful mid.
Oh my sweet heavens.
I'm backing got level six nice
What is Zed freaking out about?
He's an inter, he's an inter, he's gonna say jungle diff and all that shit, he's just
I muted him the second the game started.
He died at level three and said that's the jungle diff.
He just said it might path the bot.
He just said GG's free LP.
He's one and four in mid.
He's complete mental boom.
Over here, watch right here.
Behind, three kill, three kill.
Three kill, come this way, come through river.
Oh, she's down, she's down.
Oh, she's not, all right.
Am I making time?
oh man that's just so lame I'm dead wow I'm actually dead holy shit the Timo flash
forward to you're not dead I saved you thank you sir by the way that that
I'm alive nice.
W saved.
W saved.
I forgot to buy my item.
Oh my god.
It's over.
It's over.
I forgot to buy sweeper.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
Me and Jhinx are just chilling down there. I don't know when the hell she died. Did she
She just died right there. I don't know maybe if you did right start of that flight
I mean I just can't do more
Lily is on me now.
Other side, I'm confident up towards me now.
She's got good teamwork from her teammates right now.
Oh, no lane.
Alright, they're starting to track me.
They got good health from the mid lane.
They're gonna take the drag. They might path you next, so just careful. They're on this right now.
Herb! Herb! It ain't looking good down here. It ain't looking good down here.
Well, it's not looking bad. It's just Jinx isn't doing much damage.
She can take over mode, too. She's got Dark Seal and Lee Andries now.
It really sucks that the Zed's doing all this against a smolder, you know?
like anyone but a smolder ouch man I just spawned my health I didn't buy sweeper kill
me all back to base I go I had a lot of fun outside oh I'm going to lose in my
top-side jungle I think
Jinks, jinks, jinks, jinks, you had full health you fucking bitch!
Jink.
I can't believe what just happened to me.
The jinx had full health.
I pinged that I was going to get health.
At full health she walked over and took the entire fucking thing.
I was next to her with a sliver. She's she's actually slow. I have a slow ad carry the guy will himself into this match
This is not good. Oh, well, I try to slow us down this game, bro
That's it
We got a good top laner right now. It's playing well
She was I can't carry as hard on it. Okay everybody under oh my god, dude, and I'm hitting nothing
But these fucking shrooms my hit life is over
I'm gonna hit this plant, try to help you clear them more, you can run a heal plant, oh there's
one right here, going, going, going, instead of Lilia, hey why wouldn't she push up without
me?
It's a great play. It's a great play.
I gotta go heal and you fucking go and die. I mean, fucking genius.
She walks this brush. I'm gonna eat it.
Oh, she's not good play by her.
I'm looking back to her. I'm looking back to her. I'm looking back to her.
It's done.
I'll be behind him.
He's gonna turn into that.
What?
Oh my god, he's gone. He goes to... wow.
I'm dead. Wow.
I can't get out of it.
He just goes to and was gone. I didn't realize he had ghost flash.
I'm gonna help him.
Yeah, this game's not gonna be fun at all.
Baby, baby, baby.
Oh, holy shit.
Holy shit.
Okay, we play around him.
Wow, that Captain America.
What the fuck oh
Scuttle lily on me yeah, I'm here. I'm here. She's flashing out at you guys. They've got vision
I miss no man
I think you're dead too.
It's done.
Yeah.
Oh, there's no way you're dead to the brand or you're dead to the double burn.
Teemo's playing really well.
He's just roaming everywhere.
Honestly, their team is just a better team.
Tomp and then better team.
Look what I'm doing in the chat.
Look what I'm doing in the chat.
I have it.
I've beat it all on.
Honestly, Lillio, like this, that can't be like pinned down, is this gonna run away with
this whole game?
No, no, no, I can pin her down.
I can pin her down.
I'm going Rylai's next.
I fucked up picking Udyr, I wanted to just have fun, but of course it's like the worst
mid laner we've had yet, just mental booming.
Oh, I can't do that.
They're going to take this drag, and I don't think we should contest it.
I'm dead, wow.
You guys better be careful there.
I missed, bro, I missed.
I miss, bro. I miss. No way.
I don't get to play anymore.
The smolder that has been fed kills since the beginning of the game
by our mental case mid laner who's sitting under tower AFK.
It's just, uh, man.
Hey, Riot, how about you guys get off your fucking asses
and do something about players like this jackass, huh?
Why do I gotta deal with this psychopath?
How's this thing every every other thing?
I talk about this all the time when I talk, Ryan is so soft on people in this game.
They're so soft. They're soft little fucking pussies.
Ban these fucking guys. Please.
It's ridiculous.
The guy who leveled three gank and just said GGFF15 game over and over again.
It's what I'm saying. Like this, this should be, you're telling me if I tell someone to jump off a bridge, I get automatically banned.
But a guy saying GGFF in two minutes isn't an automatic ban? That's where we draw the line.
Fucking joke, man.
Hey, don't worry, you guys ban train wrecks for boosting and valorant.
Great job guys, you really got your priority straight.
Fucking dumbasses. I'll go watch top lane.
and leaked his IP
absolutely insane
absolutely insane
Oh, good news, did he leave? No, he just went and died.
Well, I don't even think if I went Nautilus, I gotta take support off.
I can't play support at this heal though, sadly.
I want you to know I've played three support games, this is how every support game goes for me.
Just an absolute psychopath on my team. Every single time.
It's not even like they're bad players, they're just mentally unstable, like it's people calling GGs and I can't do anything with that as a support.
You know, I just gotta go in farm lanes I guess and act like I'm an AD carry, I don't know.
Our teamfight should be pretty good, basically this whole game I think is gonna be kill Lily or not.
Yeah.
Victor is really strong too. Who am I kidding?
They all AP now.
A lot of AP damage.
An ally has been slain.
I took all my camp.
Okay.
All right
Please dead
Yeah, I have no problem listen people are gonna have bad games it is what it is
But throwing the game because you get level one ganked
Like how can you how can you sit there and defend something like that?
I got ganked. I'm going to actively throw the game now and you are retarded enough to say
You had a bad game too much. It's not about him having a bad game. That's completely fine
I've bad games all the time have a one now. It's the fact that one decision in the game and he is quitting
Actively ruining the game for everyone else because he's had a bad start
He just flashed at me.
You can't get away with that.
No, he's not dead.
Oh no.
Yeah, dude, yeah.
He's completely fed.
He's 1v9 already.
Yeah, I think we should get out.
Honestly, I think we should get out.
Higurth, report and move on.
Yep.
uh... coms abuse offensive name rank manipulation
they just turned flash flash ghost
just that one fight my goodness
uh... i'm i'm gonna keep playing ranked on a keep playing right
render boat failed
i wanna keep playing right
and now he's holding a sausage
Bro, this shit's not real.
This is not a real game.
Unfortunate.
Yeah, that happens.
Let's leave for ya.
Yeah, we were doing too well.
Basically, like, ranking up in League...
ranking up in League is literally, uh, like...
you know, you're meant to win and lose.
You're meant to win 40% of your games and lose 40% of your games.
And the other 20% that's left is the games that are coin flips
that are, like, winnable and you just have to win them, you know?
Yeah, that's right. And this is one of those like you just lose this game
You know, it really sucks it really sucks because it's like this is the game it decides to fill me on
It's like we get this guy
Yeah, if I'm not filled we could do this
But I'm still fucking support again, and I get a psycho path
Why is my filled games the craziest motherfuckers and teammates?
I
Fuckers didn't expect that call they didn't expect that beautiful beautiful beautiful
All right, we need any help in here
I'm at the point of fuck my my bot laner. I'm scaling all CS
I think our bot laner is still turning around, he did 200 form, she just own 4, she is not
able to play the game I don't think, I'm with you, I'm just going to float with you.
Our cannon is functional as well
This bitch works the strong lanes. I'm here you can go fight her on her blue
We might have vision here. I'm like you were smoldered
No, I got blinded before my double
I miss I miss you as well. I didn't get the stun. Yeah, I saw. Okay, GGs. That's unfortunate man. I
Missed the feeling
I'm not blind, he's just killing me right now, it's Tiger Root here, I can't see if I full damage
Jinx, why are you clearing wave? He's fucking one health over here bud
Please
one of them you got out yeah yeah I got out I got out my god
10 is don't start off it oh my god 10 is one topic they traded but still try to
take this mid turret right now you don't fuck yourself said hey we're gonna give
you anything you little psychopath don't have your skits of it by yourself
no one gives a fuck what you're doing
we should kill him yeah he died he's cutting
i'm getting ulted right now not good for me he was flashing at us i can kill him i ulted him nice
she gets pulled up she gets pulled up on my Qs
nice okay winnable there's no way i'm dying in this
Winnable! Oh my help! What is that health?
Whose? Yours! You had nothing!
I just kept W spamming and they kept me alive.
Oh my gosh!
This is soul fight in a minute and fifteen by the way?
them if I can reach if I can reach any of basically if Timo doesn't blind me hutch
I can one-shot anybody on their team if I love to hear it I love to hear it so I
just need to keep an eye out for Timo's blind like right there I knew we would
win that if I fucking when Timo blind flash blinded our teammate yes I did
I'm gonna try and get some vision. Yeah, let me escort you
Hey, they're over here already
I'm no way down. They're gonna have to answer Kenan. I don't think we rush this they have to answer Kenan
I'm gonna hit this plant to get it off their side of the map
All right, we're good. I'm gonna go just take
Jinx is... wow, this jinx is a fucking psychopath.
She just walked up there, holy shit.
But they're not here, they're not here, they're not here, they're not here.
Two, top, two top, two top, two top.
So they're here.
I have no way to get her. She bounces into the pit, so they can see the dragon by the way.
They're looking, you got some form?
She's going!
Smolders are smoldering now.
Should melt this with my WQ.
I got it.
Good work, son.
I'm starting this for you.
Imma keep trying to fuckin' help as much as I can.
He might look for smolders here by the way.
And no, she's not.
I don't even know what Zed's doing at this point, I think he's just in top lane chillin'.
Oh, they have vision? Where did the smolder get vision? Where did he get vision?
I'm sending it on a bucket.
You by yourself.
You got a slash? Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god, he's one health!
Oh, that makes me fucking sick, bro. That's barrier flash.
Oh, Kennen just died. Wow. Not good. Not good.
Aerial flash from Smolder. That's fine. Honestly, I'd rather... I actually don't mind that
hutch, and that's because if we go fight for Baron, they just use three summoners.
I'm fine with that.
How do you feel about Twitch handing privileges to all streamers now? Anyone can get subs,
badges, emotes, and payouts, etc.?
Fantastic! Everybody eats!
There's a lot of fun then.
Uh oh.
I have so much deep vision. Oh my god. Our jungle is not currently our jungle. I'll try
and clear it all. Yeah, listen. I don't know why anyone would not like that, to be honest.
probably because people are dumb as fuck but anyone who goes live like I remember
trying to get partner and like the process of it and how hard and difficult it
was yeah that's very very hard like I think anybody should be able to do this
and attempt to have success at it without any restrictions why would
they have restrictions in their first place. Just stupid as fuck.
Zed's gonna go and die again. Fuck yeah.
She just ulted me no way man she's one shot again for the 8th fucking time this game.
I've got Lillia one shot.
I legitimately can't kill her for some reason dude.
I cannot help but kill Lillia.
She got that.
Wait how did she get that?
Her E went past us and hit the crab to start the leash before we even attacked it.
And so the burns were hurriedly, Andrius killed it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I got him back.
I want to kill Victor so bad, I want to kill Victor so bad.
I have the back.
I'm over here doing the Zed, CS.
I will never play support in gold ever again.
never ever ever again this is a terrible experience we have to fight for the
dragons we have to fight for this dragon they're two dead we have to go
right now heard they're in here one second getting my dick blown off by
mushrooms coming we can hit this plant right here see this plant come here
Fuck the plant, fuck the plant, I'm going.
Kill her.
Big stun.
It's not one of the planets, I just want to be able to jump right out of her.
Got it.
I think this game is still winnable bro, is that crazy?
No it totally is.
How's it being, pick up for me as well.
We do need to lay honestly like as crazy as this is or jinx is actually gonna be very strong soon
I hope so I hope so she's been far missed his numb
He's insane bro.
This guy is a literal psychopath bro.
I can't even imagine what he's saying.
He runs to where I am and I'm far away and he just starts spamping at me every time.
he's elusinse is mine man
this is
tank plate thank you
uh smolder is mimicking you
careful
smolder thanks to you
done
slowed i mean
there's nobody fucking die
oh my god! it's barrier flash again
it's barrier fucking flash
fucking flat Victor Victor Victor mid we kill Victor we kill Victor I'm still
trying to take the mid later see oh my god dude I fucked up picking this I can't
one-shot anybody if I was any other champion right now they got a 30 kill
game oh my god Victor suck my dick I hate you
Well, next fight is Soul Fight.
What about that?
Oh, that's gonna be tough.
Oh my DEEZ!
Oh, you're fucking dead.
I'll get my shrimps!
Don't die.
Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh, that would have been fucking hilarious!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Watch that, there's one pixel to your right.
Ha ha ha!
Oh please.
Oh!
Oh yeah, the game's completely dead, yeah.
Until they make updates.
But I think, uh, with that being said, I don't...
I don't think it's like a negative thing that they're doing, it's just...
That's really gonna kill the player, guys.
Yeah, literally, Kennen's doing the Lord's work.
We have Baron up to 30.
Oh, oh, Lillia, Lillia can die.
What do you do?
Oh my god, that flash.
I'm smiting, I don't care.
Please god!
Oh my god!
Let's get to Baron, let's get to Baron.
Let's get to Baron.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm on the way.
I can't kill Aliyah, this game is boring.
It's annoying because this guy is going to win this game, and I don't want them to,
but I want to win more than I want him to lose.
I get it.
See Lillie to bot, this is ours.
Alright, then we got to a medium.
Then we got to be ready for soul fight.
Yeah.
Oh my god. Don't die. Actually, I need to leave. Yeah, I need to sleep. Don't die.
I'm running for me. I'm not dying. I'm not dying. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
I want to try to get here.
Oh, they're getting ahead of us, damn.
Oh, damn.
Careful, careful, careful.
Oh, okay. You still might be dead.
Oh! Oh my god, okay.
Got that, got that. 30 seconds.
look at the sand bro look at the sand man this isn't real how is this allowed
Barrier that smolder barrier. That's good. I'm coming gangplank. I'm coming gangplank
Nice son three week now though fuck me
hold on hold on said by Dave
said by Dave
said by Dave
said Zendig
said Zendig
there's no way he wins this game
I'm just suiciding and stopping the recall
no way
he won
it's on the recall
he's not ending
Zend
Zend
you are my god
Oh
Brother this guy is not banned after this
Lion is a bunch of fucking idiots. I cannot believe what I just fucking witnessed
Hunch, he thought he was mr. Oral right there. We lose the game. They just got soul. Oh
My god, hunch
We lost
I'm sorry for screaming so much. That's the most insane thing I've ever seen.
Don't worry though. He won't get banned, Hutch. Don't worry.
That guy just thought he had so much aura.
Shhh!
40 minutes down the drain.
Duh, man.
Holy shit.
Game.
Dude, you're not. You're not.
It's all over for me.
I know we don't, I don't have my brand support trying to backdoor right now.
Sheesh!
didn't go well boss it didn't go well yeah I honestly didn't expect it to but I
wasn't gonna stop you man I love it I love the I love it you got your release
close right no no no oh not even close like you think they were even like
Nervous no no no they ran back and one shot at me within a moment
Yeah, this is this is the most insane shit I've ever seen in my life
I and the fact that people can play like this is
is
This is insane
This is not real life. No, no
I've had people steal my like farm and jungle and like that's like alright your piece of shit, but like what I'm seeing right now
it's in a whole another realm of
just an absolute
Waste of a chance is like getting in a brush like smolder here smolder here smolder here
He flashed okay, we'll take that that's smaller flash. Oh
And his own is oh
Think like you got
everybody has flash bro that's good we want that we want that so bad I mean no
flashers for overfights. Timmy just got president nice. Oh my god. Uh oh. Please, please, he's
Let's just go forward.
Why am I running backwards?
I'm gonna have to gank myself, you gotta run.
I'm never running. We're going Baron. Let's go. I love the call.
I love the call. Sadly we don't have supers in bot wave, but I'll still be here. I don't have a smite for 20 actually.
Fuck it, we still do it.
I will defend this point with my life.
get the fuck out of the way man the ground team they're going off that
you play competitive I'm cutting for jiggs I'm dead
I'm instantly dead I don't even get to play the game I'm dying to like not even their
attacks or like their backup attacks
game should be over next
that step up is so rough right there Jinx
step up in the brush is just such a rough look
I can't defend you on that one man
I wanted to get gassed up off you being the late game Jinx
but that don't do nothing for me
I'm not taking Guardian's Angel
I'm finishing Zonya's and I'm gonna stay depressed
you get guardian angels.
Yeah, we got some really smart individuals over here.
We got doctors and scientists in this chat, okay?
I thought you'd get drunk.
I thought you'd work like a bitch.
I'm not even dying to people attacking me.
I'm dying to like the fog of war.
That one was not because he, uh, Lillia hit his ball off the heating and then I walked into a penis room.
I walked into a fucking penis room.
Me need this, me need this, fuck Aaron, me need this.
Oh good, good, good, but it's a big scuttle right away.
Not to see, not to see.
Here we go! Hello!
Smolder here. He's gonna have barrier but no flash.
Pull a recalling.
Doesn't save it.
I have to answer Zed. Can you pull this down? Come.
G is here.
I need to step right down.
Got it.
Oh my gosh.
Wait, do we go Baron? Do we go Baron? They're answering again.
We have to push. We have to defend base. We have to defend base.
We have to.
Oh my god, I want this game to be over so I can play an enjoyable game again.
I can't play brand anymore, man. I can't play.
I wouldn't be here anymore five I'm tired of digging holes grand paul
No, I need to get on this I'll be back
I'm behind Victor. I'm behind Victor. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Careful their whole teams behind you. I'm in deep. I'm in deep. I'm in deep. I'm in deep. I'm in deep
I can't
Just walk it down man. Just walk it down there take the door
Surface about the blast behind him. He's all behind him. I'm behind
I killed, I killed Teemo, I did you Zonya!
I'm alive, just protect Jynx, Jynx wins the game, Jynx wins, Jynx wins, noooo!
She walked up and just instant dies, it was a flash but we're fine now, I did Zonya,
I did Zonya, oh my god, oh my god.
They can't end. Look at Zed bro.
I died.
I forgot there was a ward there. I'm a fucking fat bitch that doesn't deserve a lot of my fucking fiancé should break up, but me she should call off.
So the worst part about Zed is he's really fucking bad. Like really really bad.
That's it!
He doesn't get banned for playing like that and doing what he just did, like this game's
a joke.
You reported them?
Jaco.
What an absolute joke.
What an absolute joke, Pat.
Damn, bro.
Oh, bro.
Bro, we almost did it, so.
We really did.
the fact that we almost fucking did that with a Zed who just actively did not want to win the game
oh dude it's gross yeah yeah yeah
our cannon really did try i'll give it to him
oh thank you for your report we're sorry that you experienced verbal
don't fuck yourself riot block jim scofield yes
Yeah, that is what it is, uh, bro.
I can care less about that type of game.
Wow.
If I'm filled support because I forgot, oh my god I forgot I was mid-lane.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine as long as it's not support. I'm happy
Wow, I cannot believe that
That was one of the most that I mean that is I think and in all of my league for the past two and a half years
That was the most insane
Mental break I have ever seen a player in this game have I've had people throw I've had people run down lanes
I've had people
I've never seen someone make it play and
Allow the minions to kill him so that we lost the game. I've never seen that before and you know the worst part about that
No one even talked that shit to him like
Go ahead. He thought he was killing the Nexus
100% he thought so he was
trolling
Watching when they were about to respawn and he went to go auto the Nexus thinking it was gonna get one shot
And it literally lived with one health he 100% thought he was winning the game off that a lot. Oh, I'm certain. I
Think he tried to throw I think he just wanted to seem like a fucking badass
So he legitimately just waited and then that that's what happened really? Yes
100% I mean chat you agree with what I'm saying. I think he 100% messed it up
Like he was being
That was an or farm gone bad if you don't think so I think that he legitimately was like
I'm not winning this game
But I want you guys to
To see how close I could have won because I'm so good big and strong I could have ended but I'm not gonna end cuz fuck you
That's what I think
I'm trying to pull it up. I want to see if I can find it
That's the vibe I got
What minute mark was that chat do you even remember?
What's the win loss?
I don't remember since the last time we updated anybody remember?
What's the win loss for the day?
Now, no peanut stream chat.
He was up 30 hours.
You got me tonight.
be encouraged
Eight and five
Not bad 50 hp
What on the nexus?
Yeah
It or four it the lowest it got to was 36 hp
Damn, I honestly I can't tell
I'm watching it back again. It does look like he just
And he was letting himself die, but in the moment
Thank you so much for the fiber
Anyone goes oh a nice me band. No pressure. You got this. I hope that guy gets hit by a car. Yeah
Yeah, I mean guys listen, I understand like I got filled and I went brand agreed and I got farmed
But at least I'm actively trying to help the team this guy is quite literally throwing not because anyone stole anything from him
Just because he got ganked by the enemy team at the beginning of the game
And for some reason him it's just it's a psychopath man
Him getting ganked by the opposing team
Was enough for him to say fuck it. I think you know what it is truly
I think he wants to get banned from league because he's been playing it for you know too much and he's just on tilt and
He's doing things to get banned. He's doing things to get better tonight guys. It's just me
He encouraged me, and legitimately 5,000 people were just like, fuck dude.
Dammit!
Oh my god, how was he on me?
How was he on me?
I just saw him on his fucking boxes.
You know how the chat just went, damn it.
Like I just said like, are you fucking kidding me man?
bullshit like fucking it's gonna be a 30-hour apex stream dude so bro what
happened to us you know what happened to us fucking level 2 invaded by shaco I
am going to make my goal to make this guy's life a living hell oh my god
I've lost every CS in the last oh my god I can't lose cannon okay we're good
We're gonna lock I mean this brand or just trading CS
I'm doing something crazy, bro. I'm hoping shock. I went back to his red
Just trying to like space this e out I really don't want to get hit by it. Oh
Oh
Let's go over brands here I'm here. I'm here. I'm dead
I dodged I dodged again. I'm trying my best try my best. I'm so dead
Oh man, no. I know this asshole is gonna walk behind me.
Ahhhh. I hate Shacoes. This is why I ban them every game.
This is why I ban Shacoes.
You just find a deal with when my team just reacted right there, like to save my Red buff.
Oh my god.
We're good
Bitch same right now. I'm running the craziest route ever to just be a force. Yes
Wild they got a kill on me whatever but
No way that hits me no fucking chance
When did this happen to me, man? Who fucked me?
Fuck, I messed up. I should have gone for the Scuttle first. I'm an idiot.
Okay, I know you're not terrible. I doubt that I love this, yes.
some TP as well. There he is. I got the Scuttle. Oh yeah, it's only about the Zombie Brand
skin. I completely agree. The only brand skin that means a damn. I can't believe how much
I had that last game was for me on Brand. My Brand games are usually good. Or at least
Subpar I could hit water if I fell out of a boat last game
No way
No
Man
Oh, he might show up in your lane.
No, man dodge the W hudge dodge the W
I'm at the brand here
I'll bait I don't have cage yet. It's great. Oh, no, he's got vision
Great here's their ward up millios here. I'm gonna be dead now
Why is Millio here already?
Retrait?
Pain and suffering, it feels eternal.
I traded with Brand, I'll take that!
Give me those stacks, bitch!
Although I didn't hit him with Q or with my ult, but I got him with W.
When the fuck?
Oh, he killed you. Damn.
Wow, the damage is just insane.
They're gonna go drag off that for sure.
Actually, he's...
That can fuck with me on my blue
Should have caged hold it down
No, man.
Fucking bitch.
There's Shaco.
Damn.
His wave clear is insane.
They're gone.
He's back again.
back in lane like my Q is not worth his W I have gauge possible kill here I
engage him you can kill maybe not worth now back over here by the way oh my god
My life is ruined
Millions here
No, I miss Canada game dude
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm here Billy. I'm good
Damn it man
Why does this have aggro on me?
This is insane.
Alright, I'm giving the rest of the grubs what I'm about to side.
I'm amazed, it's like he's gonna...
How'd that feel bitch boy I
Have to cage the jungle and the jungle comes here. Oh
Shit
I actually don't kill oh my am I am my minions my minions crit his old I don't kill them
but he kills me fuck me in the ass oh my gosh very nice brother eat up I got a
flash. Oh, so brutal. So brutal.
Bolted way too early. I mean it was the trade. It was everything I had and I just didn't
have enough stacks. I had to try it. I had to try it. All I got.
your commands
tie me
hmm
camera
you need a sona ult
i know he's looking for this gang
It's good just brand hits harder than me early until I stack I'm in hell right now, but it's temporary
Oh, I'm muted. I said brand is just bigger than me at default
But what's it get larger than him his games over?
Like I have hit him so many times where it's like dude if I said stacks he dies
Get him from this angle
there he dies now to shake oh come on Vigar where's my damage I just need
Damage it's it man. Where's my damage? Where's my damage? Where is it? I'm looking for it. Chas anyone found it
Oh, so no, okay. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here behind
Oh
That was a real one on me at all times.
Yeah.
Wow.
That was a good play by him.
Wow, wow, wow.
I cannot believe...
Shocko's gonna win this game.
He's the Shocko's gonna win this game.
He faced Tank.
All that damage.
To that we thought it was in.
And then I ulted the wrong one.
Oh, no.
He's a one trick Shocko.
He's 100 and 40.
You con him, Shocko,
is pissing me off.
I want you to know that.
Choco since like 20 pennon why?
I'm just kidding. I don't know why
Choco
I know who he's talking about I like talking about like what are there like actual names in games
I gotta stop uh, I'm wasting a lot of time this game like they just take this dragon
I have to give it or not in any position to fight it
I'm just perma CS-ing like I there's not much else I can do
Brand is pretty much the only game Maybe I can one shot somebody
More chance of huge that's good good. I love to hear that so don't think I want shot him though
No way that hits me man bullshit
Okay, I'm actually dealing damage I can I'm dead
Oh
Millio looking for you now. Yeah
This flash just came back up in mid by the way
I have the back and give
Beautiful job
Got him and I got a slash. That's a beautiful job. Absolutely beautiful. Thank you. I got TP up
That's job
You're
Do not know where Shaco currently is open a mid
They're on it they're on their own
Leo's up there as well. They're gonna milio milio should be a free kill
Brand and Mundo, you guys have a million on you bro, you guys are so expensive.
I hit him with all before I died.
He's dead.
My bad for chasing I guess.
I should have just let him die.
I should have just let him die.
Typically in League, from what I learned is like once the flash is used, that's already,
that's a win in itself.
It's like, get him and get him the next fight.
That's Millio Flash 2045 and you should have the American flag parachute pants.
Uh, yeah, dude.
Okay.
I would not.
Hell yeah, I do.
USA, USA.
USA! USA!
Probably a chance to fight Shaco on his chickens here.
Is that all, Sona?
Sona?
Sona?
Sona?
No, you bolt.
Sona?
There we go, and we win the fight, wow.
Absolutely beautiful.
Who would have thought?
So many eternality.
That's big for me too because I got to shake those shut down and I got stacked.
This is really big
Let's get top job absolutely massive we need to strike
Yeah, I'm backing now. I'm gonna have storm surge. I'm massive
Okay, humongous shut down for your boy. Absolutely insane. Oh, baby
I'm back in the game finally. Holy shit. That was hell
More the guys are getting ready man. He's really strong. We're gonna die, but I'm gonna take a lot of time
I'm gonna get ready to nuke at least one person what I think sit on this pink ward
sit here for a sec.
Take those taken top turret.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Little brand here.
Or Milio behind.
Top.
You can drag.
Four guys are on top.
Big we're something to drag and stacking super worse
I'm taking this blue. Oh
What did Zerry just go do? What was that?
They're you just run up to try to be one the brand. Yeah
I
Do play man good good map awareness better bitch I jungle to pussy
Sorry, I didn't know you were coming you're good
I
Nice
Okay, you know fall
I am absolutely massive brother humongous
Yeah, I'm the biggest honestly the largest honestly our whole team is pretty strong
Give it a hill cut we need hill cut for moondo
Gayden thank you man
Stacking up, baby. Why'd it go? Why'd I guess? Why'd people want to go it?
That would be a fake
All right, yeah, I get sweeper
Your command's tying me!
I can get ran here?
Oh, that's a little crazy.
Oh my god, bro!
There's just no way I'm gonna win this game.
I said 4,500 damage, and this fortune is living that?
Hey, misfortune, what happened to me?
I think Emilio buffing them, that's so unfortunate I cannot believe that.
They summon her healed but that's all of the...
YOU TOO LIKE THIS STRAIGHT IN DAMMIT!
Oh my bad, I guess...
Are they?
Yeah, I'm most fortunate 6-1, that's why man.
I am going to 1v5 and die 10 times before I realize I'm now behind.
I think that's where Mordekaiser is mentally.
Yeah, sadly.
They're on Baron.
They're on Baron.
They're on Baron.
I am coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I am coming. You are so sexy. Shot goes one shot. I don't know how this fucker doesn't
Thank you shock it. That's a real one
I missed no way I missed I
Just I just miss the easiest cue of my life. That was fucking insane. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Don't you see that shit
Oh my god, I blame the music.
I'm gonna keep him interested in mid, one-shot, I'm gonna one-shot anyone who walks up.
Remember, Shaco could walk up behind you.
Well, her champ, they're killing Bran.
Bran is dead.
That's very...
Oh, there he dies. Wow.
How did she lose that? I thought there was three of them on the Bran.
Ah, let's go.
oh my god yes they go said
Baron dragon I moved no mid I have you'll cut I got it I got it you do drag
I am officially an absolute unit brother.
Go baby come on.
247 stacks.
I two tap the shake out to tap the 80 carry to tap the brand.
Two tapped the Emilio, the only thing that's scary is Mundo to me, and I got heal cut for Mundo.
Brain is warded.
Lucky.
I'm just still holding mid bro a little by guard that good
There's one thing about my guard he ain't little bro
He's never been little
Choco behind right here
It's not very convincing, bro.
I'm trying to get into these gold.
That's ghost.
God, he gave me one time.
I lost fucking all my health.
They might die mid.
yep
pick up here
nooooo
okay he still dies
I walked into the wall, I'm so stupid
Are you going pussy?
Um, did everything I could.
Gotta kill the Amelia.
Oh my god, I'm trying.
Alright, Steve, hit her.
Knock back.
I think he'll cut.
He can die.
Oh my god, please
Whoo, oh, I knew that adc was gonna thump me, but I was gonna take her out with me
I was gonna take that goopa out with me
What if you could play ViGar in the jungle?
Should be crazy.
Brand one-shot it.
Hi Brand, thank you for playing League of Legends.
Well, Courage called him Emilio, that's why I'm called, I don't know his fucking name,
Emiliano, what the hell's his name?
His name's Emilio and Shaco's name is Shaco.
What have you been calling him?
Why is Chad mad at me?
Who?
Emilio?
I call Emilio Emilio.
What do you call him?
Emilio.
Emilio?
Emilio?
Who wants Emilio?
Yo, shut up over there, Choco!
The guy from the fucking money knocks!
I took your wolves, I took your chickens!
Fuck you!
Seriously?
Hey, bitch pussy!
I'm gonna scuttle.
You're good.
Choco!
Just went, oh shit, there he is.
Heh.
I'ma try to kill Moose out here, bro.
He's fucking boxes, man. He's gone. Oh my god. Oh
My god, we're using it all coming
He's dead very nice
Wait, they might drag me Baron they drag me Baron. Yeah, I mean shake up his last scene here, but I'm down. Let's go
How do we do both?
Jaka's here, Jaka's here, this could be int, this is int.
Oh god, that's fake.
I got it, hold the 50-50, I'm zone using.
I died, whatever if I got it.
I'm fine for a while.
NICE!
Try to heal you, good try, good try, out, out, out.
Okay, we got one person left with Baron.
Hahaha!
That play would have worked if they went.
We got one person left with Baron.
To the dragon.
Didn't go to the dragon, okay.
I gotta kill this fortune there, I just couldn't get through it.
Doing a really, really good job staying away from me.
We got a game on our hands, bro. We got a game. Yeah, I'm not too worried
I mean they walk up I just got a hit a cage early my cage is on cooldown by the time they walked in those two
Lado's already dead
Or I was in a bad position
They stay to that bear look at the positives. Amen. Look at us chat see
Yeah, one off so though everything is lost
I'm gonna go stop moondah
Possible moondow kill angle here. I'm here baby. I'm here. I'm gonna burn his spell shield early
Like we can't we can't we can't yeah back in the moth is good enough for me more behind more behind more behind
He wants it
I'm gonna be here for it. I'm gonna be there for it as well.
Very good.
Hope it's spelled.
I'm gonna take my stacks up here, up into the north.
Blue buff's gonna be here for you when I'm done with it.
Chaco or Chaco popping towards you.
I mean this song is not what I want to listen to I'm gonna go look here oh yeah
it's a shake it is the song right here
I'm gonna put you in a cage wave by Gar you dead I got a cue the hits like a
a truck I got a W that hits like fuck I'm gonna kill you today so the soda's
gonna kill you motherfucker please walk up oh my god I'm dead
oh my god the lethality misfortune
oh that flash after a while
oh my god we are probably gonna die here boys
if I die I will cry
All right, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done
What can I sell what can I sell am I just fully built it is what it is
Hey, oh morning shot
Turn their vision here.
Be a kager now.
Fuck, I can't really do much.
I'm defending, I'm defending!
I think both of our teammates went off to go after Brand and then they just didn't
kill Brand.
They see em more than I think.
Oh they're on me.
Goodbye for a while.
Oh!
Oh no endgame misfortune.
Oh my god!
Oh!
God misfortune just killed our team in 4 shots, I just watched it.
She just killed our team.
What's our bot lane like 4 and 8?
They have a 19 and 3 AD carry just ending the game.
Wow.
Just ending the game.
This is now three games in a row where our teammates have either thrown or fed their laner to the point of no redemption.
How did she...
I'm leaving it for me, I'll leave it for Legends today.
GG's, bro.
Thank you so much for joining and hanging.
It was a great time.
That was a lot of fun.
And I had an absolute blast.
That was a lot of fun.
Thanks for playing.
You as well.
GG.
I love you.
All right, go get Ivan.
Ivan!
Ivan!
Where is she?
Get her in here!
Where the fuck is she?
We're going to have to do this
with our team.
We'll practice with our teammate.
Double lift is teaching nature,
I think, right?
Is is Yvonne's game just
started? Let me look.
Yeah, they should just
How long have I been like 10 and a half hours?
Oh my god.
Wait, I thought Nade Shaw was practicing.
Is he not practicing?
He hasn't played a single game.
You know, I'd be lying if I said I was shocked.
I'd be lying if I said I was shocked.
Oh, Vinny's on.
We get Lenny in here?
Hey, Lenny!
Hey, Lenny!
But you played for 10 hours, how do you still enjoy league?
It's the gifted subs, you know?
And that's the only thing that's keeping me here.
Ah, it's not bad.
I mean, listen, we've been playing like mid lane.
Obviously, we played a lot of bullshit today, just varying it, you know, keeping everybody
on their toes, ever on their tizzles, you know?
I'm perfectly good at it.
Let me see if Lenny will join.
You all want to call them?
Maybe we'll, maybe we call them.
Let me call them.
I'm perfectly good at it.
Let me turn off the music so we don't get YouTube banned for no reason.
Let me go.
You're trying to game.
Yeah, yeah, I was gonna make some dinner but I can postpone that fuck dinner get on here
Give me three you got two minutes, and if you ain't on two minutes, I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you
I figured something would be
my day. Listen to the L. I'm
chilling right now because I
have to get flat. I mean, bro.
We are right there. We are
dick and balls away from plat.
That's all I want in my life.
That's all I need in my life.
If I get plat, I am a better
I am sexier more petite even though I don't know how that's possible
It's just what I need I
Need flat I need it and we ain't getting it in mid lane. We ain't getting it in mid lane
Yeah, we ain't getting it in mid lane. I mean, what do I do like?
What do I do when a misfortune has 19 kills
just just you know just absolutely stomping I mean my lane are six and nine
The jungle is 6 and 5.
Top lane is 4 and 6.
We are winning in every lane besides bot lane.
4 and 8, 1 and 6, 19 and 3.
Oh.
Ugh.
Good, it's courageous.
A good imagine can fuck up a bot lane?
You don't say!
That's the first time I've seen, I've seen Caitlyn at that point where autos do full health pulls.
I've seen Jinx, I've seen all the other typical bot laners at that point of like,
Oh my god, my health is gone.
Even we saw, what's his name today, but we still beat him.
Tyler One's guy with the two little hand things.
That's the first time I've seen an MF
on a level of fuck you, you know?
Draven.
Yeah, we had a Draven.
We had a Draven who had Thanos's gauntlet today and we still won, which was just I don't know how we did it to be honest
To be real with you. I don't know how we did it at all
Zero two
Ready
Well, the game always looks a little faster than this court. Well, we're grinding we're grinding
How far away if you clap?
I am gold one. I don't know, bro. We literally so the game before last I went three and 12 on brand they got filled support
Okay, but hear me out. We had a mid laner at level three got ganked and said GG's ff
I'm throwing and for the rest of the game
He sat in bushes and didn't do anything and any opportunity he had to try and 1v2
he would do that. He would try and 1v2 knowing he was going to die, but he was like trying to look cool
We do drag while we are doing drag. We have Baron buff
He is in their nexus both towers are dead and he is hitting their nexus
All he has to do is auto it one more time instead of autoing it. He stops autoing it and starts emoting
All the minions around the nexus start then hitting him and
He dies the nexus doesn't we lose the game
That on stream time we have to go back and watch that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let me show you. Let me show you
I'll pull it up really quick. I feel like even the explanation that I just gave you isn't good enough, you know
a moment
Yeah, here it is all right you got the stream up and
You got the stream up and yeah, watch this shit watch this shit
Watch this shit you're gonna be sick to your stomach, so he kills the smolder look at the score 38 to 31
I'm two and nine like in every way shape and form we're losing this game
It is what it is. We're freaking out. Just listen
Oh my god.
That's a murder.
It's that is in all of my time on League.
That is the worst loss.
That's a lifetime. He should get a lifetime, man. He should be he should be banned and like the entire game Lenny
I'm not I'm not exaggerating. I'm not kidding
I'm not saying anything that isn't a hundred percent the truth the entire game
He was just actively throwing
So he's actively throwing he's doing all that fucked up shit
And then he does that if he's not banned this
Riot is an absolute joke
They're a joke, not that we already don't, you know,
we already know they're a joke, but that's the crazy
shit I've ever said, it seals the deal.
Just so you know, I had every intention of walking A-Soul
until I saw Katarina and then.
Yeah, you see that Katarina bitch, you can't play A-Soul.
You can't play A-Soul.
A-Soul make you wanna die.
Won't get banned, but I'll get muted for calling them a retard. I mean that's brother. That's that's that's the that's what I
That's what we bitch about. That's what we bitch about
That's what we that's what we cry every day about I get people like that
But if I call them a bitch and a moron, I'm gonna get kind
I'm gonna get a two-day three-day ban for toxicity and then a seven-day mute
But he can do that and I have to eat it. What the hell is this, California?
I'm doing this my way. I am having I'm geeking bro. Oh, she is on crack
Okay
Oh, you already got like you already got doubters in the chat. NASA said mid question mark
But they not see the carry it is first off get him down
Come on, yeah, I know you can do it already
Oh my gosh, bro. It's already warded. What do I do in this situation if they wore this early?
Oh my Tom can't you still like level one dual level one don't even losing with the cow
What a great start to my day
Thank you. Thank you. You're you're you're by and I think he's absolutely in there so.
When you get a chance, can you throw a ward on my chickens?
Thank you big dope.
I never knew that trend of mirror was made by the creator of League of Legends, I was
like that's his guy.
I learned that yesterday.
I was the creator of League and I had my own character, they would be strong as fuck.
Well there you go.
That's what P does that he was like that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard
That's peanut and playing it off
He I mean
Yeah
It's like you know
He hasn't played enough to know really what he's doing. He understands the concept of the game though
He understands that if he dies too much it's bad
He understands that he needs to CS a little bit just to stay within the game
But then we have Nate shot who is refusing to practice like we're playing tomorrow
My band hasn't even I don't even think he's downloaded the game yet. I didn't realize how big a league
Oh, my place leaving me games a hundred years old they play Monopoly everybody's played Monopoly
I didn't know fucking mr. Bees play league
I guess everybody's a gamer huh?
Any shot will handle business.
Snake shot will die on repeat and hopefully we can carry.
No idea where my cat is.
I mean it's just like, go fuck yourself, man.
Oh, they're actually doing it right whenever I back.
Oh, dude.
Feels absolutely horrible.
I just afk back and got my adc killed.
Feels terrible.
Tom is down to NCS dying repeatedly.
Rod to carry, lock in.
Don't need you this game, big, big doubt, don't need you this game, okay?
Don't need you more than anything.
Good.
Hot lane is not looking the greatest Tom can't drive a feeling is gonna die at least three more times in landing face
As a great job is NASA's
Biggest threat is T1, well that's the problem.
This T1 from my understanding is going to be playing mid lane and if Nadeshot feeds him
it's going to be a rough game.
That's real tough.
Again, he's bad.
Like that shit, chat?
Flash past him.
Beautiful.
You like that shit, chat?
Yeah.
Flash past the support.
Okay, write this down.
Flash past the support to kill the 80 carry.
Next level play.
Coming for your boy.
I am gonna be contested here. I'd love to see you. Oh
Baby
I'd love to hit this guy. I'd love it. I'd love to discover the die. Holy shit
You like the first you
There he goes
Hey, I'm happy to see Tom hasn't given any more kills
Oh, yeah
I'm gonna go get a kill real quick. I'm not gonna love I'll give no love to anybody bro. I'm a selfish jungler
Until this shit's happening then I'll go kill
See you got you.
Pro, you gotta be, um, you're a fucking dumbass, man.
You wanna get grad?
What's up, buddy?
Yeah, give me one second.
some of these fucking people man yeah yeah you're good baby thank you
you want both these
If you would have just seen what the Tom kinsh did to save his top laner from dying
You'd rather brother not not just spit him out, but he takes him from my E and saved his life
just completely saved him like I don't think if they were teammates he could have saved him better
Love you, baby. Thank you. I ain't talking to you, Lenny. You dumbass.
So we're mid-conversation. You can't.
From my fault my wife comes in here and aggro's me.
I'm talking to you neither, chat.
Oh, fucking idiot, man.
I'm stuck in the turrets and I'm stuck in the turrets luckily I don't give a shud now.
I'm stuck in the minions I mean I'm gonna be honest I'm in mental shambles from what
that Tom kinsh did to me I'm in mental shambles yeah I don't disagree with that I just figured
that she was gonna dash and instinct kill you so I went on her I'll stay
good sorry still trying to get over the fact that my top lane is an absolute
moron
hold on he actually kills so he doesn't and my chickens are gone my life is
over
I'm trying to get him to kill me.
I'm trying to get him to kill me.
That was good.
Hotlane's dead.
So
We'll smell you laugh. I would have long been saving my kill
But it's alright
We'll smell you later
He he he he he he he he he he he!
Bop!
He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he!
Bop!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You gotta see what I just did in there jungler!
Oh, he's got out of trust issues!
Oh, you're just doing it, huh?
You know the people talk about you they talk about you in the asses mid lane
then he is smart as a paper towel I never agree with them but they say they
say I don't know where they coming up with this shit it's the chat
They're the ones saying it on me. Yeah, it was them hundred percent
I
Mean that thank you the games over by the way, I don't know if you knew this games over
As long as I don't if I don't die in a stupid way like I never do I never die in stupid
ways cuz I'm perfect
Watch this watch your boy lock in two buys here two
up up lock and loaded everyone dies now sweeper fuck
I
Ain't this coming I'm on my way got arenas coming
I think I've never heard me down just to go I mean like we've been like
Yeah, I never know yeah, I know her
I'm a doll I'm a doll
Get out of me not in me get out of here
I got it. I got it. Change the music for YouTube gets banned
Not bad right now, ooh we're about to go crazy, block in, happen.
Okay.
I
Like actually Dwarf you you don't dwarf shit, bro
You don't dwarf shit, okay, you have no idea what I just did I'm committing murder in game
like these guys are probably jinxed just said clip it
The enemy team is putting respect on my name right now brother. I don't think you realize if you would lose the one
you got mommy falling around knocking people up I'm just
just saying the minions you scared you scared the minions I just got
Touched up
Congrats, bro. You're scaring those videos, bro. You're doing great
You would lose the 1v1 I'd clap your shit right now
Do I do a lie 1v1 after this game?
I mean, I think I've never played by but I guarantee you probably lose
I'll never know what to do with it.
I'll never know what to do with it.
a lot of shutdowns a lot of shutdowns it just doesn't matter
fuck the riff
see their whole team's coming their whole team's coming at you right now i'm gonna go defend
down
stop the entire team
i'm just gonna stay here and see if you can walk
alright alright
You're on okay. All right. I'm watching I am watching the AFK right now sacrifice right here. I'm watching
I think I got back to Stathane, and he swallowed me like a piece of shit.
Yo, you had that, bro. 100%.
Yeah, thanks, bro.
You had that, Sheldon. What these guys are doing?
Want me to go in there and see if I can do something?
Yeah, just hope you don't get swallowed and didn't bite.
Now that I'm weak into my luck, yeah, they're all half out.
You're welcome.
Alright, I'm walking so you can focus on me.
one minute 30 on drag
Let's get to the fun part.
No, honestly, I'm back and bye real quick.
This game's over.
This game's been over.
GG's.
Fuck a sweeper.
I don't even need it anymore.
Let him see me.
Let him know death is coming.
I
Great smile man
Please boys, please come get some
Oh, you're in there, huh
Everyone's a fight. I'm coming posture. They posture like they want to fight
Oh
I give you the jinx how does the jinx get it she didn't the Alistar was hitting me
In the game gentlemen gg
Alright, back in the jungle, things change.
the
I am on my way.
the
the
I'm looking
got to get to that yeah i'll get to the other carol
I was my quadra, yeah but GG's in the game boys, in the game.
Tim said GG's top gap
Something like something for the people you know some light and some for the people
17 and 3 I mean
You know, I'm you know I'm saying
You know, I mean
Hell of a game Lenny
Crazy how we almost have the same damage, but it's almost like you ks everything
No, I wouldn't mind think
Fuck of my thinking, dawg
Bro, you're a later of a juggler!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, it's not stolen.
It's called securing a kill, buddy.
It's called securing.
Full tank front lining every fight. You were you did great
And you painted stone some fucking kills. You know what I'm playing itself. Did you want to get fucking kidding me back?
Chad I'm dropping the 20 bomb
I
Diamond no time I appreciate you man. We're just trying to hit flat bro. That's all I want right now
Let me get platinum. Let me see what that badge looks like. It's that a new record
God I'd love to say I'd love to have that he's so cool. I'll be the coolest the cutest
I do think we have Vi on lock. I think we got to play one of our off junglers.
Tomorrow we'll still be playing league. We'll be playing league like nighttime games. We're doing day Z starts on Friday. The streamer server is on Friday. So we're going to be doing that.
I'm not sure I've ever done that.
Hell, they need to cope, mold and see.
I don't even know what that means, but there you go,
Lenny.
Don't sound good at all.
Yo, you nasty thing for the prime B,
Sinali, Teaser, Muckin, Merkin, Taylor.
Thank you.
in the jungle. Yeah, ready for this 20 bomb or what? I'm ready. I'm about to put on for
the city. What do I play against the volley? And I guess I could just go Vi again. Kane.
I love cutting it close. I'll tell you. I love cutting it close.
Fun fact. The name dog ass Lenny is available right now on Twitch.
Lenny can make your Twitch name that.
I'm not even going to understand that you're playing against us is G G's in the chat for big lady
this is a hard kind of chat but he don't know I got that long deal any you know what I'm saying
is that a sneeze
He's not just laughing. Bless you. Bless you, sir.
Yvonne is wet. Oh, shit. Hello to Q another one.
LG with you Lenny. I'm gonna go and play a couple with Yvonne before I get off
I'm gonna go crack with my teammate, you know what I'm saying
With a good player, I can't carry you anymore. I'll refund your $20 for the carry service
I don't know how many 17 games you got you probably count them on one hand today and today alone three
When you pair him with 17 deaths it doesn't have the same value.
Brother, you're capping right now.
I had a Vi game where I dropped 26 or 4.
I had another, what was the other one I did?
That yee game I had, I had a lot of deaths.
I had a lot of deaths on that yee game.
Yeah, Kane's my most played jungler, you know.
Not by choice.
Took me a lot of failures to get good at this.
A lot of Lenny being mad at me.
I
Think you run down there
You hate to see that
Good news is I should get both scuttles here.
Nice live, wow nice live.
I need to run the ignite, it's a problem.
Yeah, it's huge bro.
I'll be giving the rest of his out later tonight.
Pretty good stuff though, so...
...probably get a couple of y'all in.
Uhh...
...sucks to see.
I'm gonna go there and kill his ass.
Probably could.
Might actually, no, he lives.
He bucks around and stays.
I'm gonna kill him.
I feel it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hopefully he killed him.
You just got the same truth and guess where Garen's at absolutely nowhere yeah, I'm worried about fizz now
Yeah, there he is
Yeah, you just
Absolutely zero vision zero vision here. We have vision over here
Yeah, I got greedy for the schedule those bad should have went camp camp then schedule
All right, don't make it hard. I this Karen's gonna make it really hard so just be ready for that
I love you baby. See you in the morning. Come on. I love you. Chad, say goodnight
to Haley. You get off my nipple woman. Hey, you psychopath. See you in the morning.
I have chosen.
You will serve me.
I'm gonna catch.
Man when the fuck did they get dragged?
When the fuck did that happen?
I
Killed the body
But there ain't no way
You're in brother. All right, this goes bad. There's no I didn't want to do it. Yeah
I hate fizz bro it's such a bitch little camp
I ain't never seen a Garen so bad that he spins in the wrong direction.
God bless him.
I ain't never seen a Garen spin the wrong way before.
That's the craziest shit I've ever seen.
You are playing the easiest champion that has ever been created in the history of man.
And you spin the wrong way?
How the fuck is that even possible?
And I just saw the oh my god
no way I can't take this fight
it's just a Garen bro it's the same shit that we that I deal with every fucking
game there's a Garen spam pinging me because he can't win lane and then I go
over there and he's too fed for me to do anything about it and I still go there
I still go there because I'm stupid Lenny's cuz I'm dumb I know that I can't
beat that guy especially without red cane but I go there anyways cuz I'm
fucking dumb I just do I gotta start deafening at the beginning of my games
I will do so much better if I just never talking about you no no I'm not
I'm not mad at you I'm just I'm mad at myself for listening to these absolute
Fucking retards, I can't stand it man. I can't stand it. I keep doing it and I keep fucking up because of it
Please do he's so fucked up
No way
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm so mad man, I am so...
absolutely fucking pissed.
I am so fucking pissed.
Fizz, cuz she still has flash bro, I'm just getting fucking...
FF bro, FF is over.
I'm about to mute the fucking discord don't don't tell me what to do anymore
I don't want to hear nothing from nobody I don't want to hear pinks from
garen I don't want to hear calls from you I just I'm just gonna play everybody
nobody in this game exists nobody I can't do nothing right well no fuck you fuck
you I'm muting them muting them all fuck you die end game die to that motherfucker
again it's all you're good for fuck you and turn this monster cat off oh my
My goodness, I'm pissed!
Thank you.
I let you go and you end up here.
You will lose.
Get that dragon.
Your loss.
Second me.
I don't want to hear nothing, I don't want to hear the reason why he didn't say nothing.
I don't want to hear him saying sorry.
Either one, I don't want to hear it.
I want an AFK farm for the next foreseeable future.
I want this Garen to hopefully get a virus on his computer so he never deals or has any
way of having teammates on his team ever again.
I'm so livid.
I knew this was going to happen, I called it out!
I called it out!
I said watch me go up here and die and I still did it!
Oh my god bro, I'm fucking hot.
I'm hot right now.
I'm hot.
AFK farming time.
I'm hot!
Now I'm getting all my shit stolen on repeat.
Fuck you.
Ain't no the worst part about everything.
Everything that I just said, you want to know the worst part, Chad?
I'm getting blue buff first.
I'm getting blue first.
That's what I'm getting first is blue.
I ain't even getting red first.
I'm getting blue.
It's all bad here.
Ain't nothing good going on over on this side of the water
I need 93 gold.
I need 93 gold. I'm in hell.
What's the health like down here?
Possible. Possible.
BAM! SLIME ON TITTIES!
OOOH IT'S A BAD BUILD.
How many still builds for this? Okay good.
I'd like to go get this. He ain't gonna be here.
I know she came a ton of health my goodness gracious
why hello don't you do it
Give me my red, so I can play the game, I beg.
I've heard Jordan Belfort three times a day and I've hated it every time.
Everybody just spamming Jordan Belfort in the chat, dammit.
the fucking karma she just gets to get away whenever she wants is insane what
a champ three two he's just out they stole everything from me they've stolen
my whole life everything I've loved and cared for it's all gone and Gary's just
sake fuck it
where's my where's my red bear where's my red form a minute 18 this is neck off
stream it might be it might be Nick off stream it might be Nick off stream they
get dragged for that too it's like I have to go I have to do something about
it because our Garen's acting like it's not happening standing in mid I mean
Maybe I just let them... I just hit minions there?
Erin, get the fuck away from me.
I just I'm useless until red form. I'm actually useless
AFC farming, fuck our team, fuck our team, we'll get red form after this clear, I'm
I'ma get my whole top lane stolen for sure.
Is he the only bad part about Kayn, man?
When you're behind, bro, you are fucking behind.
You are so behind.
Megan a close to 24, from B stream for 29 hours
He's so juice, man.
He's so juice, bro.
He's so juice.
He's unkillable.
He's unkillable, man.
He's unkillable.
Unkillable.
Ahhhh... fuck this game... dammit dude...
beach. This is... I mean...
brother if I had a dollar for every fucking retard I've had on my team today
I'd have a hundred dollars plus. I'd have a hundred dollars plus new role man
I'm deafening right when the game starts
it's the only way to play League of Legends as a jungler
You cannot have team comes on
You can't it's impossible to have team comes on and be able to actually just farm it's it's not possible
Everything's gone
I'm happy about that one. It's something
You guys got a show I saw double if it was in here you guys got a show double if the clip of that guy throwing earlier
is somebody somebody sitting there to him
you got to show him what I've been going through today
He's just faster if I eat back into the base.
Let me know if he watches it.
We gotta fight for this.
Even though half their team is unkillable, we have to fight for it.
we can steal maybe we can steal it what's the vikrit build of all panic or
vault panic whatever the fuck this right here
Baltic I don't know how the fuck you say that shit that into the gun I don't know
what the fuck that called into the crossbow into bunch of shit
I don't want any kills, bro. Fuck it
Hopefully Lenny's able to defend up there
He's coming!
He's coming!
He's coming!
Alright.
something don't let us get back in this game I'll win this motherfucker
hold on
hold on hold on playboy
Oh, they get one tier two for that whole shebang?
Oh let us back in the game now
That ballie is gonna is gonna hit a plateau
This is actually maybe winnable if we can keep farming
It's got a outscale
They're all pushing up
This is warded maybe
Clear away so they got none in mid
my plan
later bitch
all right all right later me
did everything we could
They're not real people bro.
I refuse to believe it.
Aw, I missed.
They're not real people.
Garen's not a real person.
I refuse to believe it has to be some Chinese bot.
There's no way anyone plays quite like that.
There's just zero chance.
There's also no way that I got to drop 25 kills to win every game.
Oh my god, I got absolutely dominated. What a fucking shit experience that game was.
Ugh, that was terrible.
Gross.
Yo, RZ, thank you for the Prime Man, active, thank you so much for the 20 months.
the game. We've been playing
this game for 20 months. I
mean, bro. Look at all the
games we've won today has been
17 kills. Eight That's a normal
one mid game normal one 10 and
four lost to 17 one of 14
1221 kill 17 is seven 27 and
seven 11 and three All of our
wins today. Besides one has
sure this is the one where now this is our 17 is seven 80 carry all the other ones were just
absolute stomp sessions
oh crap
fuck
play dl
yo
Yeah, what's up? Oh man in elo hell, you know how it goes. What's up with you?
Um
Honestly, honestly same like one in six today. I have to just deafen at the beginning of every game I play. Oh
Dude, I I learned the same thing. I'm like unless you're just doing for content. Yeah, like people are really delusional about
What to do and what's gankable and
you get 99% of the value from just things people ping when they have a
freezer when someone's one HP oh Yvonne wants to come and join kill yeah yeah
let's do it I'm like so concerned about an a-shot man I think if he's gonna first
time league tomorrow I mean there's a big difference between first timing
league and like like a couple games in you know I mean like it's a pretty big
difference, but it's okay. Okay. Yeah, I'm nervous too, because one of the games, we play
T1 steam, he is, she had this discord, let me send it to her. Um, when we played T1,
like he's playing mid lane, right? So, yeah, if, if, if Nade shot just, just guys 20
and their bot lane is functional which I think they are and they just sit under
tower it's going to be very what I don't want to say difficult it's just going to
be very frustrating trying to get back into the game yeah for sure wait let me
think about T1's team who is on that team it's T1, Dizzy, Ken, Jin, G, Summit,
Summit right now. That's we have we have we will win that team under us. I agree
Longingy dizzy. I don't know anything about dizzy kitten or who's the latter league player CS player
The who supported for us whenever we want it
No, that was Lulu that was lovely low, I don't think no was Emily Wang. There it is. She's gonna be playing ad carry
Okay.
Okay.
Now the harder team is either on a run-of-the-mill going to be Amiru's team or Myth, Jake and
Bik, K Katamina.
Because K Katamina is actually very good.
Oh yeah.
She played with us.
They have a bunch of competent players and K Katamina and I don't know if Adapts ever
played but I'm assuming no.
So he's kind of the noob.
Yeah.
I think Jake is about gold and the myth is about gold. I think he kind of mean it is probably like a closet diamond
She solo killed 10s in Silas ribbon matchup last cup. Yeah, and 10s is a master of ribbon one trick
Yeah, she's good. She was on my team. She's very good
She's gonna be playing I already know what the band for her. We got a band
and uh, what's that dog that I've been playing?
Not Warwick, Nefiri.
We got to ban Nefiri with her.
Yeah, that could be a good man.
Oh, you got to switch to, or wait, no, it's actually me.
It's my fault.
I'm going to switch to second.
I sent her the discord.
Yeah.
Say it.
I don't know.
I get, we'll just see, we'll just see.
When I think about Tyler's team, I think first off,
he's like a challenger, but he doesn't really play hard carries.
Um, obviously he will in this tournament because there are only chance, but you know, even in the
Chat, tell you about us.
But sorry, he must have placed in the tanks and bruises.
Oh, she's here now.
Welcome in.
Hello.
Hello.
I'm just really praying to God that nature gets familiar with the game, just being able to
control his character and sit on his turret and just get any sort of X for your farm is so important.
Well, I consider and I played with him last year. I will tell you, he will load up the game an hour
and a half before we will play one and a half, maybe one game in an A ramp, and we are going to
be right in there. I could I could get him 10 hours of solo key practice condensed in 20 minutes
if we just hop into a practice pool game together.
Yeah, he'll jump in.
Yeah, if he's down to jump in the day of fuck,
I'll just get on super early tomorrow, actually.
And just like, I can give him like a crash course
and then I'll lane against him like I'm T1
and just show him what T1's going to look for
and what he should do to respond.
Then he'll be good.
There's a lot of the thing about mid
that a lot of people don't fully understand is
and I think Tyler knows this, but he doesn't care.
Mid is the least snowball-y lane in the game, it's a short lane, it's hard to deny XB,
when you kill your lane opponent he doesn't lose nearly as much.
So yeah, I mean, the reason why he won Probelter plays these tournaments, he doesn't play mid.
Yeah.
It is literally the worst, well I'd say obviously jungle is worse, but mid is the second worst.
Did you see the the clip of that Zed?
Yeah, I did.
Guys, I wanted to die.
Nexus impressed me in the auto.
I mean, I'm not kidding you.
I've had such skit.
So it's like I legitimately think that League of Legends does something
to people's mental with how some of these games go.
Like like it's insane.
how
Cracked some of these people are mentally like anything goes wrong. I mean, I'm never I've never played a game another team game
Where people will actually try to lose more than league like CS Valorant. You name it. It's
It almost never happened. I'm not even kidding like nothing
No one did anything to him to cause that like he goes in middle mid
He pushes
He put us on stream bro. He's he's he's trying to have some fun
And he's gonna last hit the Nexus and he miscalculated that his last auto was was not going to kill
Well, he tried to finish the game
Yeah, he wasn't trying to lose. He just legit was like, oh my god. Oh my god. I'm making a superplay everyone look at me
Then all of a sudden
Yeah
Like that is like it's like a core memory bro because every single player in the whole world has trolled at Nexus loss
Like you go for fountain dive or something or like you just like don't hit the Nexus when you could and you lose and you're just like oh my god
I've never doing this again. Oh
That's a good game though. And from this game
Because the whole the whole game before that like at level three he gets ganked at mid
He says GG's FF this game sucks yada yada yada
I said the yeah the entire that that that was what the irony of that that clip was was the entire game
We were 4v5 and he was sitting in bushes and bushing minions
Like the entire time like we'd be up taking Baron
He would be in a bush and bot lane in our base just not moving waiting for anyone to go up there
So we get one shot them. Oh
Shit man. Yeah, all right. Well
Well, just the most AIDS, AIDS player I've ever seen.
Oh, in that case, I take it back.
I take it back.
But hey, if I called him stupid, I'd get banned.
Of course.
He called him stupid.
That would be unacceptable, bro. Yeah.
How could I ever say something like that?
I'm going to be honest.
This is a fucking Vi game.
I think it's cool. Yeah, I got, um, I'll play one jinx.
Or maybe I shouldn't. Maybe I should play something else.
I know that because I've got good of Vi, it's for sure going to get banned.
But I'm some might not be on this game.
They can't ban everything, bro. They have to ban three AD carries.
Are they going to lose? That's what I think.
What do they think they, what do you think they ban on you? Jinx,
Cristana switch and twitch. Yeah, just switch 100% I mean
There's no doubt in my mind like if they don't do that. They're stupid as fuck. You can play whatever
So yeah, it's hard it's hard for them it's they can try to like stagger like a bunch of bands on a bunch of people but it's tough
should I go ghost no track peanut stream for 30 hours he's just off tonight
you're stuck with that you're real sorry you're stuck with me bitches against this team on the
tournament no just like in general in the tournament I'm thinking about it never mind
I'm gonna follow my heart I'm going barrier dude what's funny is I was asking the AT&T
at I don't know if you guys saw if um I would if anyone wants to do gentlemen's agreement of no bands
yo damn I'm actually against this wait who said that they were against it
uh mytho's just against it immediately he just says like I think teams are drafted with the way
they were with hero bands in mind and I was like I don't think myth fully understands I'm basically
offering them an easier game but they didn't want though it's all good we're not yeah we're
We're no no gentlemen's agreement. Oh, wow. Also just like no bad. You were like, oh, you can ban Jinx, Tristana.
I was giving him three minutes. Exactly. You're giving him three minutes for nothing.
I was giving him three minutes for free in exchange for no one to have been. So basically they would still get three and we would get zero.
And he still said no. Yeah. I think that was kind of low key. Like not the point. I'm going to say something.
Uh, Mith shouldn't have a fucking opinion because he's a member, he should only be captains who make those choices in my opinion.
I think, I think Jake.
I mean Jake didn't really want to do it either, but I just don't understand. Like they're talking about like strategy about fucking over new players.
I'm just talking about having fun in the tournament and I'm not affected by Bans, so I mean like, fine.
It's all good, you guys can have it.
I mean, I do think it's more in their favor to take that deal, but yeah, I mean, that
was that was like the best fucking deal of all time.
I think honestly, they thought I was trying to trick that they felt like, oh my God,
he's trying to pull a fast one on us.
No, I think it was one of those where it's like, I think it's like, that's what they
want.
I don't want them to have anything that they want.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
Like that's what you want.
You wanted to be yellow. I wanted to be orange
Yeah, I mean we're talking about the same team that
Pause the game or ended the fucking lobby three times because they were on the wrong side and still lost
Yeah, that was that was strange
All I know is I have mastered the uber farming on Vi, and if they don't ban this champ, they're
fucked.
Great.
You love to hear it.
I have a feeling we're going to end up balling.
Now we pull the lane.
You have to dislike myth in tournament play. Anything competitive,
myth is a very dislikable human being. It doesn't mean he's a bad person.
He misses a good guy, but when it comes to video games, it's like
I'll use Trey 24k for an example.
Bro, Trey, I love Trey. Trey's an awesome guy.
But when it comes to being in a server, Trey is, and will always be, a piece of shit.
Myth is the same way when it comes to competition.
He's gonna do stupid shit, he's going to get underneath your skin,
he's gonna piss you off, all this, that, and the other.
He's going to do because part of his play. Just how he plays.
Come on, wait, I need to get that.
He plays the mental game just as much as he plays the actual game.
Yeah.
That's how he is.
Oh, good job.
That's okay.
Yeah.
If I was on teams, if I was on mid team, I'd love having them as a teammate.
But being against Smith, I fucking hate them.
But again, that's just, that's part of it.
Same way in sports.
Fuck these guys.
Yes money, you as a viewer knows more about
than I do that I've known him for six years when we played video games together for four.
You're right, you got him. He's a snake.
Smolder, you're me, eh?
Yeah. Smolder, uh, nerfed, right?
He did, yeah. He's still pretty good.
I'm eating my own farm that's a good sign
I'll be looking soon
You are going to have jungle jungle isn't bot side currently just shadowing
We can't do this you want to do this right now yeah, you can try this is like a give
it a look angle. It's not guaranteed but if Annie doesn't move we can get it.
It's Annie's sixth time so it doesn't look like anyone's moving.
You're gonna be sick. Or no, no you're not. You skipped Krug's.
I'm gonna look here one time but I don't think we can do much.
They're stupid as fuck
Yeah, you get that that's right even
You can look bought before your next reset
um
This is a dive
Got it. I think
Go through track. Oh never mind. Okay good
I fucked him up you fucked him up. Yeah. Yeah
I'm backing
Yeah you can dip, you can dip. That was great. It was on your pop crab, which I thought you might because a lot of droners would camp the crab spawn then we would dive, but that was great.
No peanut peanut did enough listen guys that you don't have all these cats they
don't they don't need to be the best you know like you know we'll do what he
needs to do for this game during counter strike
Oh shit, we're both dead.
That's gotta stay safe.
Yeah, that's okay.
I messed up with the dead shield.
I thought I had some, but I'm 97%
Ah, he knows.
Wow that's a good play by him. I could have, damn, I could have helped. He kills anyone, it's nice.
He doesn't, what?
So one of my chat was saying that Neh-chan was playing a lot of League on one year, but I don't know.
No.
The way he said it was like he never really played.
No.
Yeah.
So you guys are a deluber.
Yeah, yeah.
Listen, I love Matt.
And Matt's going to carry us in Counter-Strike, and we can rely on that.
But no, even last year, he was a meme from last year this year about us picking him
on the team because I got so mad at him for never practicing any game that we played.
games I don't think you practice one but this year he's I mean dude he carried
in cards he's gonna carry in CS he's a lot more useful than I am this year I
stay off and you know flash I'm just ahead no stupid Annie man why
and then flashed him still cool kill I'll take it we'll take it we'll take that
you did Terry Hardin job that's actually true maybe maybe his job is done soldier
No, we got him for CS as well.
Yeah, and we got him for KO.
We have to worry about 2xKO.
Well, that's why it's important we win league.
If we win league, we don't really have to worry about 2xKO.
That's true.
Let's get crackin'
2xK is just gonna be about who practices the hardest to be honest.
That's it.
That's not really very many talented fighting game players.
I've been playing a decent amount.
Yeah, I've been playing it all.
Yeah, but it's like about average game players when I'm pretty sure.
Is it duos or is it solos?
it's the solos
you almost hit him? oh my god
oh my god I almost
choked the shit out of that fight ok please
drake team drake team boys third drake team party
let's not pay attention
i'm coming
be selling it right now in case it probably is but if you didn't start it right on my recall timing
we'll set up on it
on my way i don't believe for a second this mold is wrong what's
you guys are calling this guy is actually quite good these guys have good aim and good movement
he actually fights back yeah i don't think they would do that these guys are these guys
like diamond or maybe flat at the lowest. It's always good practice. Oh. I'm just gonna,
I'm gonna help my turret and cover you. You're good. Yeah. I got levels on my jungler anyways.
This is called Humpshaw.
Oh my god, that's so funny.
We can fight. Annie's here though.
Not too fast. Oh, Annie's not here.
We can go. We can go.
Wait for it, for it, for it.
Ah, he's out.
We can fight as blue. I'll stay for it.
Just watch Annie's position.
Better? Nice.
It's like that was insane damage.
It's unbelievable.
It's just once the high.
I love it.
I love it.
This build is so much fun.
Oh my god, actually taking turretshots.
Riddens behind bomb.
Wait, let's counter.
I can bait it here.
Oh my why?
Play slow.
I'm here.
Oh, it's so fast.
Yeah, they must have asked a lot.
Oh, no, no, nothing, nothing, nothing.
We're dead?
No, no, no.
Oh, she's mid.
Yeah, but she could have parked down.
It's okay. Nothing here, nothing here.
Watch him hovering again.
I'm backing.
Oh wow I just cancel my armor.
Yeah I fucking right this guy has some bronze.
But you ready for the tournament?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Don't get me wrong, I'm still making mistakes.
I'm pretty sure the way they thought about it was that.
Oh if you want that then I don't want that.
Yeah, yeah, I was like, it was, you know, the kids on the school ground, man, throwing up.
It's like, oh, you want to swing on the swing set?
No, I want to swing on the swing set.
Yeah.
This is where I tell Peanut to go bot, but Leaky Pickled doesn't have things enabled by now.
Oh, wow, you canceled his auto so big.
I'm dead for that okay, that's so worse
let's go give me that flash cue baby come on nice
Nice!
We'll keep you calm, brother.
This just wants a little bit of gold.
Alright, I'll go back bot.
He stayed there taking you for gold just to die, yeah
Happens careful Annie's tonight pro to belt you
They're five minutes you can always catch waves to you have
Like, if we're in the tournament and no one is coming back, feel free to...
Yeah, got you.
The waves, yeah.
Got you, got you, got you.
I know that's probably going to be happening a lot with P and they shot, waves are going
to be crashing and they're not going to know to clear it.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, her drag up in 40, what's that after this?
It's pretty common in solo queue too.
Yeah, the problem is in solo queue if I do that they they they throw the rest of the game
Because I saw their way you gotta pull me you gotta pull me with those. I know
Yeah, that's
For John careful careful, they have huge numbers there you two before
Well one shot this guy if he walks up
Oh what a play by him
I'm trying to get out
I'm out
Trying to live
I didn't wanna hit him through his E, man.
I thought I might have been able to live it though.
I could have lived but instead I fucking went back and killed the smolders bitch-ass.
Yeah, you're good.
Maybe I should just hit him.
See what happens.
I don't know how much damage it would have done.
Break my jungle options.
Put a reset angle into doing it again.
To be honest with you man, between me and you, don't tell nobody.
I'd probably go volley.
That's my big dog.
that's what I would like to do most. I think there's a master Yi angle.
The Vi is definitely my worst, like I'm just probably going to end up throwing the game
on Vi.
But yeah, I'm not too sure.
I think we look
look at my
peeking desk
what am I doing?
they're no one
they could get into the party
I love that
I love
I love the fact that he comes on perfect timing
first blue
after drag is already dead
he then comes to blue
so the clearing popped
it makes no sense
good damage
Oh my god.
Yeah, we'll smell you Graves.
I shot you, I was gonna say that really well, but...
One more, one more wave.
We see everyone.
Mortar's picking it up in mid.
Might be actually full 30 here.
Good drugs.
build over
Oh fucking way you get away. No way you get away
Yeah, yes
Shoulda went Q, shoulda went ult Q E, now to kill.
Okay.
Dude, I'm definitely gonna get on early.
I think Natureg is on early too, cause he's like central or something.
I think I got on early too, so I'll like warm up and stuff.
Yeah.
I'd say don't warm up too much.
I feel like sometimes you can like over warm-up, but it's not a warm-up anymore and then you're just tired
And you're tilted for when the game starts
It has to be like a perfect amount of like a little bit
Yeah, just a bit, just a bit here and there, just get your fingers ready, and then you're chillin
I've definitely done that in CS before where I'm like, I'm gonna warm up and I play 2 hours at the DM and I'm so proud of it
Yeah
I think I just need one game, I'm like, one...
Yeah, you're good
I'll be on for ten hours before the I hope that you build normal items on by when we actually
play but it's up to you.
Yeah no way.
I'm going full of albic.
Okay okay.
Okay.
Trust.
Trust.
Oh there's someone up here.
Yeah I see.
Oh, keep you behind. This is not ideal.
I am on my way, I have ult.
Oh my god, you interrupted his.
I am so close.
We can baron, we can baron. They're full of grits. One of these bushes, he just one shot all of us.
the most most interesting. Wow, you're also so insane there.
You can't put all these R2 that much for the close.
You mean, you mean just walking around in the fog of war and just trying to hide?
Who's Mr. Dave? Who the fuck is this guy by the way?
I just feel honestly more than feeling upset that they didn't like practice, whatever.
I feel bad for these guys, you know, they're gonna have to slay versus like some dirty,
dirty players.
Oh, yeah, I mean there they're gonna get I'm predicting it now myth or jake and bake
That team specifically is going to camp them under tower and play champions like fizz or some other
Ratchet ship, yeah, and they're just going to absolutely beat the living shit out of them the entire time
And yeah, I mean that's that's the only way to win is like you create a mismatch and then you play like really really
Snowboy champs and it's just so not fun for the guy getting beat down. Yeah, they're gonna hate it
I'm setting up for this any walks. I want you
In the middle of one thing that to get when you when you're sitting here is like you use human word here
But if they're playing really good on this one, okay, so sit in the middle bush
He was perfect because you are
You're walking between something like this while I'm walking with the quick spot.
Got it.
But like sometimes the enemy team will not be able to fly down mid.
That's how you break the formation and then it's kind of like a knowledge test.
You're going to rotate to mid.
Because if you guys don't rotate mid then I have to go out.
Got it.
Yeah.
Now I'm going to obviously I'll try to tell you.
You I'm very like you're fine.
You know what's the main aspect when you play the game?
Like, Peanut and Nature might like, hell, look confused.
Yeah, for sure. No doubt.
And then also, it's like, me too, like, when I go for the mid lane,
if I see five of them running into your spot, I need to be ready to,
and this one, which I will be.
But that's like another way, you know.
The defending team can always, like, make you make a guess.
And pick a spot and just five in that spot.
What the fuck is that?
Careful Topic, he's here soon, I have to get this steal.
I think he's dead, legit, when you're dead.
Okay.
I'm gonna make the live one here.
Atta boy.
Yeah!
Co-op the kill!
This actually really did kinda feel like the way our game would feel.
I'm not even sure.
Well, I don't think you're playing games tomorrow.
Yeah, no way.
Like, I can't even see it.
How do you do that?
double lift bro this guy's Thanos man yeah this guy's Thanos okay we don't need
that 0 and 3 1 and 7 17 and 2 7 and 3
what do I want to play there's just so many like I think only good offense if
If Twitch doesn't get banned, the game's over.
If Tristana doesn't get banned, the game's over.
I think people might leave open Twitch because they think no one plays Twitch.
That's actually one thing is like no one really thinks about the champ or like
guys to champ that much, but Twitch is actually just completely broken.
His biggest weakness, I'll tell you guys, the biggest problem with Twitch is always
you can't form any matchups because he's horrible.
Like he's one of the worst laners in the game, but I have zero doubts
I'm gonna free farm no matter the matchup because yeah, I mean Yvonne or just better
And then once switch gets level six, it's one of the most disgusting champs in the whole game
So yeah, that's possible and my play twitch
I don't think someone in my chat said hutch is gonna have to gank a lot to keep the pressure off mid
I don't think that's the play at all.
I think it's literally just me turbo farming.
I'll go top lane, still CS,
go mid lane, still CS from the boys
and just absolutely turbo farming the map
through landing phase.
And then when we're out of the lane phase,
I just shadow DL and pick up kills whenever I can
and put him in a good spot.
Yeah, exactly.
It's better for Hutch to chunk the anime 80 carry
100 HP than it is for him to give nature out to kills and that's just because
No flight but like nature and peanut are gonna do anything with that. I'm gonna do anything
Yeah
It's just the way that the game is I
Could start the game off I could give the enemy 80 carry a pentakill if it's like Jinji dizzy kitten bot and I would shit
On them in lane right after yeah
That's what that's the biggest problem with this game versus like CS and like cod like anyone can kill anyone in those games
Yeah.
Hey, I just remember I was talking to 10s about this.
I was like, yo, what do you think is harder to hard carry a game at Liga CS in Valorant?
He's like, oh, Valorant 100%.
Because in Valorant, you're always one blow away from dying in a league.
If the guy's better than you, you can't do anything.
Yeah.
What is this?
Do I see in the Mooma?
Yeah, it's, it's, dude, it's honestly, it's up to you.
is good so I don't I don't really know what you've been playing I'm gonna send
you my champ pool yeah yeah you got I'd love to see it
champs with engage are really nice those are the ones like right now that I feel
I like I can actually go crazy and there's a couple more on that as well
But those like the main ones for me
That's our that's already so many that you already like didn't like your credit. Oh, yeah
That's an insane a number of fucking. Yeah. No, we're good. Yeah, they can't ban me out. That was my whole thing
It's like you could ban me five fucking times and I still have another character
I'm gonna hard carry on if God forbid that ends up happening
No, you are you're good, bro. You're good
Well they ban me out whenever I was on double lifts team because I only knew how to play two champions which was
Set and Mordekaiser and they banned both of them and then I played fucking mouth like
I think you playing mouth fight was like it was yeah, it was the it was won me lane on the eye wolf
I didn't look win like but it won me that fight
Yeah, no actually
I'm just reading jake and bacon miss message earlier. I'm still some locks
These guys are so dumb man. We have to beat them now. Yo, that's not thank you so much for the 63 months
We're not losing to them. Oh
Oh, oh shit, they're five bots
Okay, Ash good play
Wow
I'm not gonna lie you've on the fact that you're the you're the only sona that I've basically ever seen a kid
It goes W level one depending on the feeling and I think there's challenges. So does that don't even think about you guys
I just don't level until yes
It's actually so good what you do
So so good if you did the autopilot which is 99 point after the players love you feel level one
So crazy
Why the fuck were they three bot laners?
It's normal, Dio, what are you talking about?
Yeah, it makes our mid laner miss three melees.
It's like half a level. It's a try to get that kill.
Yeah, that was insane.
That was awful stuff.
I think I like that.
These are great.
An enemy has been slain.
An ally has been slain.
Okay.
We're chilling.
Kind of window.
Yeah.
Oh my god. You might be dead. Yeah. Maybe I kill him. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Good.
I'm not using this. It's uh, faster base.
Um...
New strategy.
I'm playing against...
...Akira.
I wonder if I beat Nefiri early? I have no idea.
Can this die?
Oh shit.
I would say you definitely don't beat her just all in all in but if you dodge her shit and
you hit yours you get a little win.
But he just died.
He just dove mid and got traded.
Got it.
It's not too bad, he did it without flashing so.
Yes
Super like if they're also late
Sorry, Chad. I'm not really reading anything y'all are saying right now. I'm kind of locked in for practice night. So I apologize in advance
Okay, yeah
Nice
You're chilling
It's just a whoa
This guy's aggressive he's used to do you do it. That's dirty. It's crazy
Oh, yeah, you too, which letting you guys know good chance we get back no more monster cat
Nothing but good music rest of the night. I
Apologize in advance
Stop thinking for the tier one baby
YouTube if the stream goes down just come over to twitcher kick, okay. Yeah
I'm signing up yet
I'm just a piece of shit right now
Oh my god
That's flash
Three you have it one
Nice, probably very nice should have stopped my W
I just burned every last bit of mana I had for that
I just followed him around it just was blindly following
You're crying it out. It's all good Joel. Oh, Adam just gets you a full mana again
on it. She's on it. Oh, I'm coming. I'm five. We're four, five to five. She has almost
six I think yeah never mind then maybe we don't we don't
yeah it's a good call five to six timings hard
I wait for my six
nice
oh fuck
show off timing this game
Oh, that's because I kind of bided you to gank before you did your drums, I think.
No, I wasn't even that.
I was there early and then back late and then I was here early.
I'm just clearing really fast on the moomoo right now.
Oh, okay.
I mean, that's a great thing to have.
Yeah, that's a good problem.
Oh my gosh, our team's going crazy.
I know, they're going 8th mode.
Ah, it's okay. Only one kill for them is fine.
I gotta dip.
I get a freeze here, which is nice.
Plus missing, he'll probably move.
This is exactly what happens when people play getting it switched down.
It's all good.
This is the end of the video.
There she is.
I could win pretty hard right here but I'm still farming.
That was a six down.
It's more like we countering Genji no win.
They like to view...
I'm coming.
Nice.
Here we go.
I'm here.
He has nothing.
One more Q.
I think we kill. You don't need ult. I don't think so.
And if you do need ult.
Oh, you don't. Nice.
great damage everyone yeah gonna push this in dip
where are we going it's the I hold space whenever I'm playing that's why the
Let the tools blender begin
We just keep killing them over and over again
Oh, you want some bangers? I got you. I got you. I got you. What the vibe for it? Sure
I think I just
So
How does it kind of get here? That's what no one's gonna say coming right back down for another gank
Okay, no we can look all
That's not fun for her and she has no flash
That's a confidence game that's what we call confidence game
You're there for all support.
There it is.
And to give me the...
To go ahead.
God, I'll just be running around now.
I might have to just go ahead and give this guy AIDS.
Go ahead and hit the truck.
You can just be here and just be annoying.
Three, two, one...
Oh man. Oh man. This poor guy. He says, oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh
Oh, have me, oh shit!
Nothing doesn't feel good.
So sad, yeah.
I missed a 10 and 20.
That's no fun.
I, dude, don't you guys think it's crazy?
And by the way, I'm not complaining.
I just think it's
Fascinating that nature doesn't use discord. I feel like everyone uses discord. I know
He's the only one I've ever met that says I don't check this book, but I check Twitter. I'm like
Yeah, that makes no sense. I miss my Twitter DMs if anything
Holy moly hutch just went in there no comms and just shit on their face
Come on come on
Come on!
That's a bow special right there.
You can clearly watch and you can clearly study into a master.
Did Ash... Yeah, yeah, he did.
He did indeed.
Well, I'm inside of this puddle.
I've never seen that before.
It doesn't look like a kill.
It's a kill.
Oh my god, are you serious?
It's not a kill.
Walk it.
Bear your heal.
It's because my puddle is a heal.
That's okay.
mid missing perhaps I'm probably gonna go one more
We give it because we don't know if you're
Yeah, I know that's the only guy I know that that's like that yeah that's
like barely even go on Twitter anymore yeah it's like saying like I checked my
emails but not my Twitter DMs like what? I'm okay, what is this?
I want it bangers. I don't want you bangers. Are you well
Here we go
around here what is he oh never mind that's weird not paying attention
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Oh.
Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay.
You're left.
Who you attacking?
Who you attacking?
You don't know who I am!
Beautiful.
We're fucking rich.
Oh god.
Get off my jacket!
Can you shoot on top laners?
I mean Twitch is viable all the way to the challenger.
I am wielding my power!
Okay, there we go, yeah, I'm trying to just say my ult for an actual fight that matters
instead of just this guy.
He's on wall raptors, breaks in 10.
Careful arrow here actually.
You can pull it.
They're uh, so Hentz still top, you might just be...
It's honestly good if we only play to counter engage.
Like, let them hook in, let them use spells to engage, and then just fuck with their follow-up.
So then I move a lot to go. If we like, to use all our shit to engage, and then we get healed by an assault, I'm gonna die.
LOCKED!!!
What sucks is that you can't get assist when I get a kill, unless you're playing blue dude, maybe you should just W or E me like really early and I wouldn't do assist, I didn't even think about that.
I'M GONNA TAKE MY SHUT UP!
And like, who's throwing the wave?
Yeah, it feels suss.
Just like push your shit on me like, or like just like a 20 second window.
Yeah.
That's not gonna do anything.
Yeah, it's fine honestly, just get the kills.
No, no, no, no, actually you're so so important because you're my HP bar
I'm the damage you're my HP bar and deal
And then hutch is
the X factor
Should I just go again man, should I be addicted to this guy?
Oh
I'll be right here. I'll be waiting. Oh my god.
Oh my god, we're all dead. I can't block.
Oh my god is he gonna do one second oh he got him
Oh, nice!
Oh, thanks, lights.
Don't touch my clogs!
Okay, now, alright, the flash.
He's gonna agree for a play maybe?
Oh my god, he does have a flash, or he does have a flash, I thought he'd do it.
Okay, I know that.
Oh my god.
Clear the pink you.
Okay.
Let's use them together.
Mr. Hachi.
Fire!
On the day way.
Yeah, I don't have less though.
My fight, I want to wait.
that let's see the walk of shame back to our lanes it's probably about time to
call it to do something yeah that guy's probably out you guys won't be
we catch three long time. I'm just going to kill Ned.
Oh my god.
I got one. That's fine by me, that's fine by me.
Oh nice, fine. I am dead for Drake though. Maybe that's not fine by me. Shit. I'm trying
to stall my time a bit. Yeah, I don't think they're going to try anything.
Yeah.
Oh, my god.
I need to be back up for just a second.
Rummy. Oh, god.
We'll see you behind. It is ahead.
Yeah, they're on.
Okay, give, give, give this one.
Let's fight over mid after.
It's over. You can do raptors and then we can go next wave and fight.
That was not bad.
I actually hit a nice arrow.
I need one juicy fight.
I'm gonna walk up here and let's see.
These guys are so respectful.
They just open mid every...
Okay, I need to play towards something else.
I'm gonna try to walk to the side, maybe.
No, it's hard to find an engage.
Getting bored, though.
We didn't start the fire.
Oh, wait, but it's a world be turning.
Oh, my god.
Oh, that's not that.
Oh, man, I'll see you here.
Oh, you lose.
Oh my god, that was so close.
That was not a big deal at all.
That's kind of Thanos here, though.
4-5-3.
Yep.
something to get us qss
and
we got a full clear coming up hot
hot
We need to finish our item. We're leaving base at 700 gold because I don't give a fuck.
We're skipping the teleport because I also don't give a fuck.
I'll just stop engaging honestly.
I'll put up one of those things going on.
Gosh, can we mid? Let's see.
Nothing.
This guy ain't taking my chickens. What are you a coyote?
Get off my chickens, man. I'm fucking psychopath. No place to make
Well, if I walk through do I just die? Yeah, yes I do
Oh, he's looking dead.
I think he's not ideal.
I'll just take the Severus.
Oh, they come here, it is.
Not the good.
Ooh.
No, we would hard win.
We just need to get a fight, so now.
Oh, I'm in. Not good for this.
Yeah, yeah.
They might be on it
then also know it if you're just base okay
how'd you go on I'm them and this is also never getting people in like yeah
Ah, absolutely, absolute fruit-alicious!
Right here, on me.
Good.
Okay, now we can go top maybe.
Nah, don't chase, don't chase, don't chase.
You won't never kill me, you won't never kill me, you won't never kill me.
Okay, okay, okay.
It's all good, I'll follow the boys.
I think they're gonna kill me.
I don't think we're gonna play against a fed nefiri.
I'll play, um, I'll just play for the stun for you.
I'm gonna hold my stun, if nefiri jumps on you, I'm just gonna stun her, win kill.
Yeah, yeah, that's per face.
That's what I'm afraid of is us going for your skills.
Yeah.
When they counter it, it's I'm gonna die.
So at this point in the game...
This might happen if they take somebody like Malfight as well, where like people think you can just always ultiated here.
And then you get...
Well...
It's not really cool.
Okay, whatever. That's super deep guys, it's super deep.
We can just go back to Drake and fight with him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice.
There's some respect in my name!
I got 3,000 gold. I'm gonna go back become Thanos and come back right after
Yeah, I think we'll go here actually
No, not
I need to go Float Doublelift.
Oh wow.
I'm instantly dead.
Yeah, I'm just gone.
Oh my god, that arrow is very good.
Oh my god.
Oh
Just give it some of you guys can benefit you five I can steal this shit. I really should have one QSS, huh?
I'm actually just not thinking about asphalt
Still these still these you steal these
Marked by them. Did you skip?
Shit!
Can't believe that the theory followed that up.
I'm officially only hovering you, okay?
I have ult up in 26 seconds.
I
Walk along that war
Perfect oh so good we get one that it's me 16 as well, so for real didn't even realize we had a Galileo
No arrow.
Oh flash charm.
Coming!
My entire jungle is warded.
Oh, please something we're- oh my god.
I like that
Don't don't it's nothing
Son of a bitch every time I leave she is perfect timing
It's all good
Fuckin' unbind kills us.
I'll be with it.
We'll kill him in one more fight.
130.
You know, here, here.
Good job, yeah?
Oh, good.
That's good.
I'm gonna go in first here
Please, Bob
Please, one more time
I'm just dead
Oh, Jesus
Holy
No, I'm okay
Oh, late
Bobcrab
Is this a scrim? No, I just practiced
my LG. I'm League of Lejean out of my mind today. 13 hour league stream. We'll wake
up tomorrow, do some do some chill league and then ready to rock and roll.
No arrow for Drake. 7 p.m. EST chat. That's gonna be game time. 7 p.m. is when
the tournament starts. Should be good. Yeah, careful on the period. He's got
tomorrow is the second game of the AT&T $100,000 tournament.
I can't believe I did that either, but she has no GA, so if he was very one-trottable in this fight.
On my way. Am I just open mid though? Yeah, I might look mid here.
No, they're out.
Now we'll play every game, every game, every, we'll play every team once, and then
hopefully if we're in the championship round, the winners try, it's hard to start it.
It's hard to start. It's hard to start.
It's hard to start.
Start it.
We need to...
We need to look for a counter-engage more than an engage.
I'm burning.
I'm getting rid of the creep.
Okay. Pretty think you'll be good for us.
I
Did I take her so long I wasn't even thinking about smiting I'm so tired I
Just sat there and just we can make a sound with Sony. We can make a sound with Sony beat down the fuck out of them
Can we I don't know
I love Zona.
Yeah, I know you do.
Do you have fun spamming your buttons?
I do have a lot of fun spamming your buttons.
I think that game, the only one you got is Nod and Six.
ADC and 15 is GG's.
Two and 13, ADC.
My god.
How many? I don't know.
Yeah, you can end.
The theory of the five actually
I love a game DL I love a game
I don't think you will need to go to a killzone or a game, unless they have like some serious
bullshit, like they have like, Lissandra Ash and like, maybe after your first I get a second
offers. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely more of a second night and I think I think you need that. Yeah.
For sure it's second item. Well, y'all that's gonna be my LG GGs. Okay GGs hutch. I'm gonna see.
Oh bro, we're so locked. We're so, we are going to dominate. You and Yvonne are both clean as fuck.
Peanut and Niche will hold it down, you know. They'll do their job. Listen, all we gotta get
them to understand. This is it. This is the only thing. Don't die 20 times in landing face.
You get five deaths. After five, you sit under your tower and you don't do jack fuck. Five deaths.
That max. No, no, no, no, no. That you just started zero deaths. I think this is at zero deaths
you stay on tower and don't die. I mean, I'd love that too, but we both know those two are
idiots they go walk up okay okay we'll say three you get three strikes you're out
three strikes after three you are sitting under your tower and you are just
trying to kill that motherfucker my my worry is that against it the good player
like T1 once you're at like one death it's not say more like now it's usually
not safe against good player even and the problem is is by the time I'm able
able to react to that situation.
It's already so late that I can't even help.
Not that I would.
Yeah, yeah.
No, it's OK.
It's OK.
No matter what happens in their lane, it's on us, guys.
We are 100% with the power.
You can't do anything.
Yeah, just fight around each other,
and we can 3v5 any team in this tournament.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
All right, I'll see you guys tomorrow.
I'll be on early.
If any of you are on, let's game.
Sounds good.
All right, team.
Later.
All right, chat.
Boys, I will say this confidently.
With full confidence, nobody in this whole fucking tournament
practiced as much as us.
They might have more hours than me over long term.
But in the last week, nobody put as many hours in
as I did no one not even double lift not any of these motherfuckers obviously double
lift ten times as good as us and he's on our team which is beautiful but nobody has
put in the amount of hours I've put in even fucking T1 I put way more hours than
he has so we're ready we're gonna start normal time tomorrow probably a little
longer on clips a little longer on videos in the morning and we play some
league chill until 7pm is tournament time, boys.
It's fucking tournament time.
Hopefully in a perfect world, we hit flat in going into the tournament.
How cool would that be?
But I'm not going to get pissed.
All of everything about tomorrow's crack, all leading up to everything is
just getting our crack in.
That's it.
Oh, I love you.
I appreciate you.
I will see all you beautiful people tomorrow.
Thank y'all so much for chilling big day hundred thousand dollar tournament week two of four
Starting tomorrow. I have a great rest of you and I have a great rest of your day champ
Thank you guys so much for chilling. I'm gonna send you guys over to
Uh, I'll send y'all over to dl
We'll show double if some love
Go watch him. Thank you guys again for chilling
Thank you guys again for hanging out
Go watch our coach. I love you. Good night. I love you
I love you!
I love you!
I love you, child!