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This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start sucking some dick
He's never been sent to a job.
He kills whatever we can,
because again, he has no bitches and no job.
We're the hero!
I'm the hero!
I'm holding off for a hero from the end of the night.
He's gotta be strong.
He's gotta go faster,
he's gotta get back from the fight.
I'm the hero!
I'm holding off for a hero from the morning light.
Someone reaching back to me
Wasting all the blood, I'm done
I'm rising with the heat
I'm gonna die, it's gonna take
Hey, they be!
Hey, they be!
I'm gonna send this child down, down, down
Hey, they be!
Hey, they be!
I had the most in the world
I'm gonna come to my own
Hey, he's the way to play
Who will ever get one?
I'm not the best friend,
And he'll keep the team.
Who's that one that can't be the best you know?
You're the king.
You're the king.
I know certain songs.
You're the king.
You're the king.
I know what you're talking about.
I know what you're talking about.
You're the king.
You're the king.
I'm not sure if they're gonna do this.
Let's take the cameras.
One more.
Two more.
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here maybe along the uh oh you liar you liar you liar you son of a bitch you son of a
bitch you son of a bitch three big balls you got a big dick
restaurant hogan's hangout can you sing oh yeah act it a little bit you can sing
yeah yeah Ripley's mom she's very great when you're in a five mile radius of
her you can smell that pussy steak oh yeah that's tank and I had all man people
I'm saying.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
Come on in.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
How you gonna do it if you really don't want to dance by standing on the wall?
Get your back up.
Tell me how you're gonna do it if you really don't want to dance by standing on the wall
Really
What, or whatcha gonna do?
You gotta get on the move.
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still a minute dirty dude, what should I do?
Good morning, gentlemen, ladies! Good morning! Good morning, good morning, good morning everybody!
Hello, hello! Good day, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning my friends.
What's going on? What's happening?
What's going on? What's happening?
My family
What's going on? What up?
What up?
Gosh dang it
Why does he never wear a plaque?
Yo, good morning everybody, how's everybody doing today, man? Oh
Oh gosh, dude, I'm fucking tired. I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired. I
Know how you nine to five is double cup of 615 this morning, bro
Yeah, none good come out of waking up at that early in the morning nothing good early bird gets the worm bull shit
early bird gets a headache and is depressed for the rest of the day to the
round noon where he can have his first drink and he can start feeling better
that's what they should have said that's what they should have said fuck that
word amen amen good morning everybody I I'm gonna be honest my morning was
filled with getting linked clips of crash outs all day long yesterday oh my
gosh man I already know these clips are gonna go fucking crazy this morning I
already know it I already know it bro you know I'll tell you some chat they
Worth the headaches none of them
None of them ain't worth the headaches a
None of them a
none of them
a None of them a none of them may not have him
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Man
Let's go ahead and open up the clip cue clip cue is now open push the clips in the chat gentlemen
Oh show clips in the chat
DL band thing what is this?
Well, they might banding for the tournament because everyone's complaining that I'm in the fucking tournament you guys
Guys, literally everyone is complaining that I'm in the tournament and I feel bad, but
the thing is that if they practice the games, I really- did you see how close our game was
against Tyler1?
If anyone on that team had practiced a little bit more, I think that that could have been
the difference maker.
Or if Hutch didn't play 12 hours of League every day, that I could have played 2 hours
of League every day.
I'm not talented at 2xK0, I'm not talented at this game.
I've just been playing a little bit every day, I'm getting a little bit better.
Like we almost lost so many games like, it's so great.
God forbid a gooper gets a little bit of goop.
God forbid.
God forbid a gooper gets a little bit of goop.
A gooper puts in 10 hours a day and everybody goes crazy.
Everybody goes crazy.
Everybody loses their mind.
goodness
God forbid God forbid
Fuck is going on
Dude, I felt so bad for these cats brother we I opened up some extreme last night. I was watching this whole debacle
You know, I'm starting to think deadfall wasn't a good idea I'm starting to think deadfall was not a good idea I
I overestimated, I overestimated, I don't know how the, what's the word to say it?
Because it's hard to talk shit.
It's hard to talk shit because I, myself, also struggle with the map.
So anything that I'm about to say is directed at me as well.
But I thought that people were going to be able to figure it out a little bit faster.
I think that there's been a mixture between the map and also shitty planning on our part.
Because on day one, I think there was a really big food problem that slowed down a lot of
people.
And then yesterday, dude, I mean, it's so insane.
It's only been going on for two days and people are already losing their fucking minds.
And then yesterday, everything, you know, all the food and stuff is situated, everybody's
starting to move across the map pretty well.
But Summit and Trey are literally getting, Trey got to Deadfall, like the other side
of the map, in an hour on day one.
I'm sorry, anyone who thinks that you're going to have competition an hour into the
server on the other side of the map doing end game shit in less than 24 hours.
I mean, maybe I, I don't know, overestimated the competition.
Even two days to get to the point that those guys got to it's just like, it's
fucking insane. I mean, they were, they, they, they just know, they know the map, but other
people don't. And it's hard. It's hard because in order for people to catch up, it's going
to take time for them to learn what the fuck they're doing. And until they learn what the
fuck they're doing, no one's going to be over there. And then the people who are going to
be over there are just gonna pee. They're just gonna be like shoot monkeys in a barrel,
you know, like they don't know what the fuck I mean, dude, right here, these guys, the
server goes down for restart, they come back, they get greeted with an egg being thrown
at them and then shot by a maker.
I mean, I'm pretty sure KGU didn't even get to see light before he saw darkness. He got
immediately murdered as he was spotting in and these guys they don't have a
choice because on this side of the map it's so brutal like you have to find
jumpy you got to make fires he's kind of got to do what you got to do I think
this is the clip right here
No fucking way!
I get sniped as I load in!
You cocksucker!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
Yeah, I think we might have overestimated the ability of deadfall.
I think we overestimated the ability of deadfall.
Well, I legitimately thought that it would be a great idea because in order to get from spawn to the passage is very simple.
In order to get from passage, the deadfall is difficult but possible.
And then once you're at deadfall, I felt my personal opinion was like the passage was
going to split the absolute newbies and the guys who actually want to PVP split it in
half.
What ended up happening was everyone just fucking died before they got over there or
they get over there.
Majority of people haven't even been to the passage yet.
The sniping KOS with no interaction is not the game, wait, what is this?
Yo, GoBird, thank you so much for the 25 gift of Big Dog, I appreciate you man.
With no interaction and not the game's your content, not fun watching someone run for
an hour, then randomly sniped when they have nothing.
I mean, you just, you don't play Daisy, that that is Daisy, like that's, you just said you don't like Daisy. That's basically what you said.
You just said you don't like the game Daisy, and I can't really argue with that, you know.
Yeah, that's literally just the game we're playing.
playing. Um, yeah, I don't know, man. We were talking about the last night being
Gav, like what other maps could we do? And we're kind of at like a standstill.
Tell the other maps like, Oh, they're just not, they all have worse problems with
them. Like Trinarys is an even worse walking simulator than Deadfall. I mean,
bro, we've done Trinarys two, three times, and it's the same problem every time
everybody gets tired of walking all the time. Everybody's just running around from point A,
P O I A to P O I B and it's across the map. People fucking don't run into one another
on top of that. Like getting that, that would be like 100 to 125 people. We'd have to open it up,
pass white list for that, which I don't know if that's what we want to do. And then the other
option would be Namalsk and Namalsk is literally just the other side of the map but the entirety
of the map so all the people who are bitching about food and dying to natural causes good
fucking luck on Namalsk good luck on Namalsk and if we make Namalsk easier then all the
people who play Daisy aren't going to like it because then, you know, the Moss without it being
a freezing cold hellscape is just a small map that you just run around to a military and then go
across and just fight. We can't do the Moss. We can't do Chernars. The Vonia might be the only
other good one or Hashima. Hashima is like 40 players max like that pushing it to the absolute
maximum. So it's just I did there's no that there is no better option for maps. I've talked to all
the daisy guys leaned on Trey a lot talked to sour all the people who play daisy a good amount
It is two maps, really, in decisions. It is Deadfall or Deer Isle.
Ashima is really cool, but it doesn't have enough spots. It's like 35, I think.
And at that point, hardly anybody's in the server anyways. Everybody's just being cute.
Deer Isle, I've heard mixed opinions about Deer Isle.
It's just hard, bro. It's hard. Dear Isle, yeah, Dear Isle is massive. Is Dear Isle like,
it's just as large as Trinarys, right? Or somewhere close to that? It's larger than Trinarys. Yeah,
So no deer isle. Can't do deer isle. Can't do Trinaris.
Namalski is too harsh for new players. So it really is Hashima, which is not enough players.
Deadfall or Livonia. Those are the options.
Those are the options.
So, it's just hard, man.
Well, that's the problem, Troy, we were talking about that before you got here.
The problem is, is because you guys have experience on the map, you guys are getting to points
where people won't get to for three, four, five days, and we're only on day three.
You guys, you guys were able to get there because you have prior experience, you know.
I think the way to play the map right now is to just fight till the passage and just
kind of fuck around in those areas.
I think that's the way to play it.
Naheem? I don't know much about Naheem.
Naheem is actually poop from the butt.
At the food boys
If you want me to be honest with you the food has been up by over a hundred and twenty percent since day one of the server
If you can't find food in the server right now, it is not a food shortage problem
It is a player problem. It is a skill issue problem
It is that you don't know where to look for food
So you can't find food any more amount of food that we add to the fucking map will ruin the game
or any type of survival in the server whatsoever.
We played all day yesterday and we didn't start feeling the food shortage until we got to the other side.
And that's the whole point of getting to the other side is how harsh it is.
And that's just dude, that's just, that's day Z, bro.
They, they, they, just like when they made the Minotaurs, you can't eat them anymore.
You can't eat bears. You can't eat wolves anymore without getting super sick. That's just that is the developers of Daisy wanting it to be that harsh. Why? I don't know.
I don't know, but that's, you know,
That's why I agree day one definitely brutal. The food the food shortage was bad, but it's fixed already. It's fixed now.
Make Daisy too easy to lose its purpose? Yeah, I agree. I agree. I don't know. I don't know, man.
It's a hard pill to swallow. It's very difficult to try and to get it to a point where there's
the survival aspect without people just dying on repeat. This is why we added the map and added
some easier ways to be able to find food and water and just making it so easy that it's not really
enjoyable for anybody you know it's very difficult. Supply drops give Pokemon cards. Listen I know a
lot of you guys are just spouting retarded shit that you probably heard some streamer say guys
I've said it before and I'm gonna say it again Pokemon cards do not take a replacement or do
do not replace any type of actual loot in the game. It is a plus one item to the loot
table. If there is four items that can spawn in a four item loot table, the fifth item,
which is the Pokemon card, doesn't take place of the other four. It's just an addition to
what you're finding. If you find four things and a Pokemon card, that Pokemon card is in
addition not a replacement. That's how the mod works. It does the fundamental act of
the mod. It doesn't replace anything. Yeah, the loot drops being bad is just the loot
drops being bad. It's not, didn't have anything to do with the Pokemon cards.
The problem isn't the map that's proposed for snoop players, right now you're server,
like peanut and gif came to access to everything and it'll be proposed only in a few days.
I don't even know what that means.
I don't even know what that means.
Next.
Bro, this is the clip man.
Kray walks up with a fucking egg.
He's poor humans, man.
Oh my god.
Oh my
Just some bokeh foals with the maker man. Oh
My
Talked a little shit though on my stream. I was like brother to your teammates
You got summit across the house with a maker and you cut bozo with a fucking unscoped
and unscoped
but he tried to defend himself
oh
so brutal
so brutal
no
Yeah.
Damn it, Jimbo!
Right, right, right, right, right.
Okay.
Okay, top of me, all right?
That's the big pop, man.
Top of me, top of me.
I talked a little shit down on my stream, I was like...
Dude, that's such a good throw.
No!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I've never even seen him!
They just run around and shit the spider!
Shit the fucking spider!
What the fuck?
Oh my gosh.
Ah, goodness gracious.
First choice, double lift.
Mr. Double Lift, I'm picking him for my team.
He is the demon.
He is the annihilator.
He will lead us to victory, he will lead us to victory.
I have more time for the harsh.
Guys, I'm here later, I'm here.
Good, we're losing out.
That will be so nasty.
Oh, good channeling.
It's always good. It's always good with the elves in the lobby.
Come on! Come on now! This is awesome!
Are you kidding me?!
AT&T!
Connect!
Let's go!
Let's get out of here!
Let's get out of here!
Let's get out of here!
Yeah, that's sick.
Fucking goat, man.
I'm not too.
What the fuck, what the fuck?
They're just camping us in the mountain, bro.
Like, it's so fucking cancer.
I'm not playing, bro.
Like, you guys are just, like, in the stream or something, bro.
I sat there and waited for us to leave.
Bro.
Okay, that's fine.
That's fine, bro.
Okay, that's fine, bro.
Okay, that's fine, bro.
Okay, that's fine, bro.
Okay, that's fine, bro.
Okay, that's fine.
Okay, that's why they're the same group. They just sit there and don't do anything like that's their fucking fun
Well, that was a fun server dude. That's a super dope game
Yeah, I
Could promise you does know it is stream sniping your ass
Okay, and the hills of some random spot and fucking deadfall Jesus Christ
Counter-strike is gonna be tough
I think it's gonna be tough, peanuts seem if four people that don't want to play Counter
Strike. Yeah. It's so it's like, I know that like, yeah, I know we got a couple here,
but it's gonna be tough. Yeah, I feel like his whole team just knows how to play everything.
This is first draft of Pro-Gid. Double lift, double lift should be first pick pretty much
every tournament. I think it needs to be a captain is the issue. Yeah, I agree. Yeah,
I agree the next time he needs to be a captain he needs to get the last pick they just did they do they got a nerf DL
DL is just dude
It's just he is
He's Michael Jordan he is Michael Jordan
Like he's just he's just good at every game. I don't know how he is. I don't understand how he does it
I don't know if it's just because he plays more and works harder than everybody else or he's just I think it's a mixture between that and
Just he's just a gifted gamer. He's just really fucking good at playing any video game that he puts his hands on
He is just a beast at it. He's just so freaking good. So good, man
So good. I don't get it
Just a beast the beast
Yeah
I
Know that a cup he was like dude, I don't know if you're gonna pick me or not
But if you do I take this super seriously, so here's how you get a draft. I was like what the fuck
Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks a shit real serious
I respect it though
Can't be mad at a guy for working hard at something you can't be mad at him
Do you want to wear headphones or no? Oh, yeah, you're gonna put a one
I didn't see you had gears on.
I felt like I'm alone here in head full hand.
Yeah, it is weird, huh?
It's like when you put a condom on it and the other person
is just still looking at their phone, you're like,
oh, this is weird.
And the person, I mean, is a woman too.
Jesus Christ, you got to tell everybody, huh?
Well, I was just saying.
We just had a guy come in here and drop the inward, man.
We cannot be laughing about this shit right now.
Oh, I don't think that shit's funny at all.
What I do is if I really need to get it out, I'll write it down.
Brilliant guest today is already taking the piss out of us.
It's the amazing American comedian Theobald.
Well, it's a trigonometry.
You guys have, we call it autism.
Look, the bottom line is people are, people are without hair.
You see them all the time.
Will Smith's husband, he lost it.
Probably get a shot.
I'm your dad.
I'm your son.
Okay.
Hey, Dan.
Bobby
You know what I think this game does not
For me
Blend itself that well to making content like you know does I
Think like rust the interaction between players on Mike
like Arc Raiders and Apex Legends even, interaction between players on mics, CS, interaction between
players on mics, and then League, so toxic, such a drag, so infuriating, and the community
is really, really negative a lot of the time. I don't think he should play this game. I
think Peanut's an entertainer and like, not a lot of... Playing League like that.
I mean, bro, out of every game I've ever played,
and I've played a lot of games,
League is by far the most toxic fucking cesspool
of borderline schizophrenics,
every single game that I've played,
every single game.
Bro, you, brother, you go into a lobby,
it's already like Call of Duty and W2, right?
People are just slinging whatever the fuck,
which is what it is.
But it's like, they are so close
to just jumping off of a bridge
in every single lobby, you do one thing that aggravates them.
And up bucket, we lose.
You steal one CS at bucket, we lose.
I'm throwing.
You go in, you, you gank a lane three times.
And that one, that fourth time you got your land of three kills at fourth time.
You might fuck up and you die in that person's lane at bucket.
we lose. Ah, you're a shit jungler. Okay, yourself. F 11. F 11. Not in game.
But what was that one game we had? We, we had a vein top who died like seven
times pre 10 minutes. Like he died at level one, level two, level four, just
like kept dying on repeat. And was spamming us for a gank. We go up there.
We miss a gank, but as I'm leaving I take two minions to two minions and I don't even think it was on purpose
I think I was just like cubing through the wave and I took two minions and he followed me for the next
25 minutes of the game and
Tried to take my jungle
For 25 minutes he followed me. It was a Garen. No, that was a different fucking game Cognac
That was a different game! That's how often it happens! That was a different game! That happened as well!
Well, that's the problem. That is the problem. But hey, if I were to call him a fat moron in the chat, I'm gonna get chat banned for two weeks.
Or not actually probably three days to a week. I get in trouble
But these cocksuckers can do that and they get warnings and five minute bands
five minute bands
And I get seven days for calling you a baton
How is that fair? Where's this California?
dude it's it's it's it's it's disgusting
what the fuck bro it's I don't know I don't know League of Legends is just dude it's that
type of game man god I love it oh man I love League hell I might play some today I love
league it's so much fun I love league I've been dude I'ma be honest with you
chat I've been thinking and itching to get flat I want to get pla so bad I
can't stand it I want to get pla so bad I can't stand it
no we're gonna play some Daisy first but I might end the day with some league
Nigalations
Don't you worry that that's 29 hour stream that you did was insane dude. Thank you. Thank you
I'm actually going back to finish it after the term. I'm going back to finish it
Yeah, oh, yeah, weren't you like less than halfway there?
Hey
I was getting that
It took Dr. Dispect 40 years to have it in man. You got this I
Swenny Tyre don't tire one shot call him. He told me he's a dog shit player and they didn't like that very much
It sucks to lose. I'm not well. Don't live kind of guys
I said that to him then huh? I had no double lives game like that. I
Double lives game like that. I thought he was just the killer the murderer the demon. He's got a guy like
He's got a guy like that, boys!
He's got a guy like that!
Oh, that game was so weird.
He's a little shit talker.
Here we go, three, two, one, start!
Jinx is on our right side. Jinx is now moving up.
Hey, go try to fade here.
There he is, Jinx is in. Nope.
Cap strikes superglot and Jinxy has no idea.
Jinxy needs a map.
Call up Dora.
Jixi has no idea where he is. He might be back in Fortnite and he gets a fucking backshot
Go to ask it to buy Jixi spray out nothing to hit jump pad down
Jixi straight up in the air and throw him in the straddles and Jixi does go down to the floor
Yeah, that's why I don't play. That's why I don't play
It needs developers should be ashamed
I cannot believe this game is this is a terrible game
So it's just terrible
I have a I have
Impact of peanuts in a burlap
Wait, chat is saying that the compass can be inaccurate if it's damaged.
Is that true?
Is that true?
Can it be inaccurate if it's damaged?
No.
Here's the map.
Why?
I didn't use the compass.
That makes a lot of sense.
That actually makes a lot of sense.
Literally f***ing why?
I thought...
You know, that's accurate.
They would program in this game, did they have an effigy of Satan or a voodoo doll that
they had of all their players and they were stabbing it or like a manifesto?
Who would do that?
Who would do that?
Who would make a compass inaccurate in a game where there's no map?
I thought I knew what this game was about.
I know, I know what it's about.
It's about suffering.
It's about learning to video games sometimes
aren't meant to be fun.
Oh my God, I've drank the whole bottle.
The whole bottle's gone.
It's like, I've never done that playing video games.
Other than this game is my entire life.
I have never finished an entire bottle.
This game is ass.
Let's call it, let's call it, guys, let's call it.
Guys, we haven't even started yet!
I've been doing this for 16 hours!
Oh my God!
How did I make no progress in 8 and a half hours?
Is that even possible?
It's my couple!
It's my couple!
I haven't done anything!
To all to be honest,
Coco not being able to do anything in 16 hours,
It makes me understand why he only plays Rust.
It makes me fully understand why he only plays Rust.
Not being able to accomplish anything in 16 hours
is fucking insane.
That is no one's fault but Cocos.
I didn't know the bottle, this is the worst I've ever.
Nox, come here.
What the fuck? I could have sworn somebody said something in here.
Nobomins are so pretty, man.
They're so pretty.
Since the kangaroo rat, I will keep making it on the street!
The camel!
The kangaroo rat can go three to four years without talking!
Don't fucking kangaroo rat!
Who are you? Speak your name!
Danny...
Danny?
Danny...
My love lost love Danny?
Wait, who are you?
I'm Ash!
Ash! Buddy, I'm putting my gun away!
Buddy!
I'm chillin, I'm chillin, I'm chillin
You're not buddy, I had food!
Oh my god, my friend and I, we were having a hard time
Don't go, don't go, get crazy, shut the door, shut the door
I'm bleeding out, I'm very, I'm very bad, I'm very bad off
Oh my god, thank you so much man, thank you so much
It's for killing my friend
It's for killing my fucking friend
Thanks man
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Look at what he did.
Look at what he did to me.
He shook my hands.
They are tiny.
What's wrong?
Haha.
Look at his hands.
hands whoa look how small they are shut up someone did this the wizard north of
here he did this why would they do this he said he does a little trolling I
don't even know what that means it was a curse I was told if you killed a wizard
the curse was broken we were chasing a man named Ravi he
still don't know his face if you help me kill the wizard on your team I'm the
They soldier in Florida
Soldier with small soldier at the smallest hands in Florida. Maybe what the fuck is going on?
what
What?
That hell is happening
Oh what that's insanity man
So if we had
I'm so stupid.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Found some good pills.
Yeah, what were they?
is before stamina pills 10 minutes of maximum stamina that's a lot that's a lot that's insane
and there's 20 of them we can both have 10 jeez well let's test them out i have a feeling that
those were not supposed to be there so does it give you like infinite run
yeah it's infinite run oh my god gold oh my god you
Ash!
Ash!
Buddy, I put my-
Where?
Where?
Is that noise?
I don't know.
What the hell is that thing?
He must!
Seek an orange insect.
Not right now, lady!
What?
Are you fucking my god?
I can't live without you!
Squish!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh, o-nik-lo-nik-lo-nik-lo-nik-lo-nik-lo-nik-lo-nik-lo-nik-lo-nik!
Oh, where the fuck is the base, man?
Where's the base?
Oh my God!
Wait, what happened?
Wait, what did the captains say?
I didn't even see it.
The N-word, no way the captions just ripped a slur.
What the fuck is going on, man?
clear.
is this AI? This is AI? Jesus. AI is getting way too good.
Start a Communionist. I'm looking for my...
Yeah, we are happy our people she bought she
Oh my god
I was
this game yesterday chat it was cool
follow me boy
oh my god I'm out of flares
You know
I'm telling you that passages. I don't know how people are able I don't know how trays able just to be like
Oh, yeah, the passage right over here. I'll go in and out as I please. It's insane.
He's hit again.
Nice shot!
Nice shot!
Nice flipping shot.
Search and destroy is also a show because it's not a respawn mode, so you just get the bomb.
Yeah, the concept respawns in every single different map area. Oh my god.
But now I feel like I, like we should just do search and destroy before we do.
Hard time, I feel.
I'm gonna pick this up again.
What a pit man.
That's just music, bro.
Oh, great.
What's that noise?
Wait, how do you solve this?
Dizzy!
I
Just the same death oh, this is his shot
That is shit on him holy shit
Holy shit
I'm not doing a lie. I think I might have the shit on him.
Bro, that shot was insane, man.
Oh, baby!
Woo hoo hoo!
Woo hoo!
Oh!
Oh my god!
There's some Mokin zombies!
We're winning!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Hold it!
Fun game.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah lose their minds a little bit
League of Legends week and actually we do have joining us right now double lift
Uh, do you ever get tired of that GG, bro? I can't watch this. I'm gonna fucking you. No never gets old
Didn't Tyler get MVP last year or was it because they beat double lift last year, didn't they?
No, they, no, DL lost, DL lost league last year, I thought he for sure lost, his Amaru
and Tyler one beat him.
Yeah, he won the AT&T Tournament, yes, but he lost the league portion last year, I believe.
It was him, it was Double Lived Summit, Landmark, somebody else, Scump, do that to him.
team was crazy last year. Yeah, T1, T1 played Pike, Emeroo played Cog or was it Jinx? Yeah,
they beat him last year. I think that's my friend.
Yeah, I'm good.
That is not my teammate.
Oh my gosh, self and then the third guy was just standing there and hutch thought the third guy killed me
So hutch killed the third guy and then hutch felt bad afterwards because his chattel and then he killed himself
All right, I'm gonna come over to the bridge whoa
I thought we were tight arth-
I was so insane.
What are you doing here if you don't want to die?
Trying to get- trying to get consciousness.
We're going to do the- the bicycles into the deadfall.
That is so insane.
Fuck your bicycles.
He told Arthur to kill me.
That's what you got for getting my friend!
So, he left that very large portion of the story out that he was trying to get you guys
to kill each other.
Of course, in Tray fashion, he left that portion of the story out, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Right here, right here, right here, right here, right here, right here, where'd you go,
where'd you go?
Literally right over here, right over here.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Right here, come on.
right here to sit here and drink
we're at onita condo need a humongous
sitting you go back walla the jump over
the wall class 3 class 3
I would like to give you all blessings to you and your families and everybody who's encountered you.
No, no, no, you gotta wait. I won't go.
I won't go. I won't go.
And everyone...
I thought we were dying for the name.
We are, we are, we are.
Your lineage and your ancestry, may they all have a billion, trillion, quadrillion,
What the fuck just happened?
What am I watching how what?
I don't know.
I don't know anymore.
i don't know anymore
they ran out of filters and couldn't find the card, oh my god
I don't even know what just happened.
Oh, oh my god, there's a huge fucking spider on my-
Ah, it's on my keyboard, it's going on my arm!
It's going on my arm, it's on my arm!
Ah!
What the fuck?
It's huge!
There's no explanation, it was just going to be very obviously placed ladder at the end of the cave where it goes the left wall and the right wall meets at the end, there's going to be a ladder there.
If you're not giving me information on where the fucking ladder is, that is the bottom of something, isn't it?
Like, how could you assume that the center rock is going to have the ladder there?
That's not what it looks like. I swear it's not what it looks like.
Uh, you know.
Listen, my friend was dying, alright? He had to just, he had to put himself out of misery.
Uh, okay.
Is it, is it a magic unicorn behind you?
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Oh man. Yeah, room dogs are the server. Oh, well, I'm pretty sure that we are cooked,
are we not? Because they died last night. And I don't, I don't think I don't think we're
gonna have what it takes to survive boys don't think we're gonna have what it
takes to survive
yeah we're cooked do we just f11 off rip f11 off rip and start from the
beginning
No try at least okay. We'll try we'll try to stay alive, but guys we're fucking cooked
We're a hundred percent cooked
We are a hundred percent cooked
There's no way of living, zero chance.
Just try even on yet.
Okay, alright, we're here.
We're here.
Eat our little fish. We stole from last night.
Alright.
One pound of fish come and take a look come and take a look one pound of fish
Oh, this is good. This is good. This is good. I think the thing that we need most right now, okay
First off, no, we said, mmm, we pop a tet, we pop a tetrecycling, we save that in case
we need water later.
Pop a tet so we don't get sick.
Okay, now, what do we need?
We need a rope.
Rope is number one.
Six bandages.
We have a rope.
Oh, just six bandages, Shat.
Six bandages is easy.
Six bandages is light work, no?
Let's see if we can't find a shirt.
A shirt.
Oh my god, we are saved.
Okay, okay, wait, hold on a minute.
Hold on a minute, partner.
We got some beans.
I wonder if Summit put his dick in these beans.
Luckily the can was closed, I think we're good.
I'm gonna drop already, right there.
bottle. Expedition mask. What does a filtering bottle do? Is that what I can drink any water
in is that what Trey was talking about yesterday what the boss oh peanuts yo wait a minute we
should go back out there and grab those gloves and then cut them up for cloth the hell is
that shots we're going to that
we're going to that
Civilization. We've already gotten in the last three seconds more action than some
We got all yesterday
Oh my god.
The fuck is going on over there?
There's a damn war zone.
No, Maze is behind us. That's somewhere else.
What's going on over there?
We have heatbuff, we're okay.
We don't have to be above any more fuck.
Chad, do you think I'm gonna walk into an active gunfight and be able to talk to anybody year on meth and pedamines?
I am on meth, how did you know?
A group of nosy people.
There's my boots that are cold, right, yeah.
They gotta be right up here, though.
hush.
hush.
hush!
hello!
Are you PvPing? I'm gonna try. Probably gonna die. But we will attempt to kill one person
Before we get sent back to the land of the Forsaken
I thought it was running
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, where the hell am I?
wait is this where the queen is oh hold on I think they're shooting AI maybe
arm band off good comps
No, this isn't the maze.
The over there is the maze, I thought.
We went through the maze.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness
Yeah, what do you think
You sure about this? What else, what I got to lose, man?
There's a skeleton right there.
The
The shots were definitely inside of this area, right?
Oh, they had to have been.
I'm not seeing any skeletons moving up to the next area.
I think wherever these people are, they're up there.
I think they already cleared our way up.
Which skeletons do I gotta be careful of?
Which ones can I not hit with fists?
Black ones? Can I 22 the black ones or no?
No? Okay.
Yeah, don't be weird.
of
I
Doesn't look like that was a me
of
death
of
death
of
death
That's about as unfortunate as unfortunate gets.
other players heard you oh no fucking shit you don't say what do you think
Helen Keller's up there on that hill
maybe bows maybe maybe bows maybe bows
Well, as bad as I'm fortunate as it gets.
That was about as unfortunate as it gets.
I can't really flank because I'm pretty sure there's just one way in and one way out.
Which is right there.
I don't think there's another option.
Where's the tower at chat?
Does anyone know where that tower is that we can go up into?
Is it to the left?
This is our time, they're in the middle of something, this is our time, we gotta get
a little closer.
of a bitch he's fucking wraiths man
of
of
of
of
of
I'm dead.
well pretty sure everything respond now even more fucked than I was before him
I think it might be time to leave.
I want to push him.
Every time I go forward to push him, I get everything and it's mother aggroing me.
there's nothing more I would love to do than push these guys and as you can see
all those skeletons just spawned right there and the wraith was over here maybe
maybe we could push this way now
there's another skelly
Got a black skeleton or a regular skeleton?
Oh, that's a big dog.
Please no agro me.
Please no agro me.
Please.
I want to go fight the people, not the skeleton.
And please no agro me, man.
Where the fuck are these guys?
of
of
the
death
of
death
zombies are aggroing towards them
No man.
Ohhhh.
You gotta be fucking me.
Well, well.
Might be GG's.
Fuckin' PVE. Suck my balls.
Now my blood is fucked.
Bro, the fight was right there.
I could've...
Aww...
Motherfuckers man, motherfuckers!
Oh, he ruined my sleep bag!
Oh
David oh
We're cooked. Yeah, it's over bro. It's over
It's over I
Want to push man sadly between me and them is fucking invisible
skeletons and race and
bullshit man and
And they're spawning before I even have a chance to push the motherfucker
These they just died and they're already spawning again
I'm so fucking dead
I'm waiting for that
Thank you.
he killed?
it sounded like a dead body
of
Oh, dead fuck, man.
Yo, this area fucking sucks.
I can't even lie.
This area fucking blows.
Brother, these zombies are spawning in while they're dying.
the fuck are we doing? As their bodies are hitting the floor there is another wave of
zombies spotting. Oh my god, man! It's fucking retarded! What is this?
Yeah, it's not like a, that's a map thing, but that's, that's the mod of Deadfall.
The game of Deadfall is that.
I don't even know if we can fix that.
Oh god, we're fucking cooked.
I wonder those guys got- fuck!
I'm never going back to that area again.
Dude no wonder the boys were crashing out yesterday.
That is fucking ass.
That is ass, bro.
That is terrible.
That is absolutely fucking terrible.
Well, we just like, you know, when we were pushing up behind them, and I was hearing them
drop, I was like, all right, I'm going to be able to like wiggle my way through.
And then a wraith aggroed me and I shoot the wraith.
And then two skeletons just spawn in exactly where I just was, shoot those two skeletons.
And then I heal my fucking bleed, look back out, and there is now 25 skeletons where I
just was.
I wiggle my way like a little fish.
I wiggle my way past all those skeletons.
There will be 300 more fucking things that take my entire bag to kill if they're just
RESPOTTING! AS I'M KILL A DUB!
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god, that portion of the map is fucking dog.
Oh my god.
I don't even know if that's something we can fix.
I think that's just the map.
No, but having zombies spawn there instead, I mean that's just, that makes it not, I don't
know, I don't know, that kind of defeats the purpose.
Map creators of PvE Andy?
Yeah, listen I don't want to hear shit, okay, because the last time we did this whole Daisy
the arc. Summit was bitching, moaning, and complaining about Namalsk and this, that,
and the other, and he was saying how Deadfall was the best map ever made, and how Deadfall
does Deadfall that. So now we do Deadfall, and now Summit hates Deadfall.
Brother, this is a revolving door with the 1G. We go regular, he wants modded. We go
modded, he wants regular. We go chanaris, he wants Namalsk. We go Namalsk, he wants
Chernobrus. We go to the malls against Chernobrus, he wants deathfall. Listen, yeah, one G wants
what he can't have. He like my wife, kind of. He like my wife. Hashima? I don't know. If we can't fix that,
I don't I don't I don't know. I don't know that was shit though
Guys everyone who's saying gear I don't like and we talked about it this morning you are asking for a map
That is even larger than Chernaris brother
You understand how big that is
You want people walking around?
for hours
And not seeing anybody you think this is bad. Oh, we're going Ontario. You think this is bad
Mother that would be
legitimately
hours
This map is small in comparison. You're on math
Let's go to Ontario, I'll be the only time I'll ever say that.
Go to Ontario.
I don't know why you do this to yourself.
Well, to be honest, mainly man, it's, it's, we can't really play Daisy any other way than opening up the server.
Like I go and play on the mall.
And the only the only servers that I really played on was like the day one servers and those servers are just too
brutal survival ish for my liking I got played for
Three days or I'm sorry. I had three deaths and out of those three deaths
I died to the environment three times and it was like dying to cold
Dying to cold and weather conditions and dying to cold going into a house to make a fire getting shot in the face because of it
I was like I
don't wanna deal with that whenever I'm playing.
We try to do kind of a happy medium, but obviously,
I don't think Deadpool is the movie by either, maybe.
I don't know.
I don't understand.
We'll have to see what we can and we can't change.
If we can make it to where those mobs aren't,
this is a great start, aren't as brutal.
I mean, dude, it's just this, it's the damn spawn rate.
My goodness, for a race horse.
Alright, it's fucking nutty.
Well you're though.
Well come to the window, I'll give you a right foot.
Yeah, but it ain't about the damage, Gav.
It's about their literally... oh my god, what a start.
It's about as they are hitting their...
their bodies are hitting the floor,
There's another one spawning in like in its place
I mean go back and watch the VOD it was like there was nothing there we walked five feet and
30s and 30 fucking zombies just spotted and it was just over
Oh my god! Get out of here! Get out of here! Fuck you!
Ons
Or we headed right now training camp nice let's go up there if we can find up yeah
The thing will finish the end game
Traded I think trade finish the end game, but died default amateurs up shit like that
But the farthest people so far has been summoned in trade for sure
I don't think I'll go past passage, no, me neither.
I don't think so.
I think a lot of people are on that wavelength, which is in itself the big problem, right?
Because that's like the whole thing of the map.
Not true.
One dude has made it back.
Who was it?
Who's the survivor?
Who's the legend?
Adam has done the gauntlet twice and won like what?
What is he a psychopath?
He did the gauntlet TWICE!
He did it!
Thought, I'm gonna go back and do it AGAIN?
What a psychopath.
Some people are just built different, bro.
Like, straight up.
we just died we died to zombies bro we died to fucking zombies or not zombies
the skeletons juiced up bastards
well that's not on me yeah this
I'm not sure.
The panel on GKRP is on here now?
Hell yeah.
Oh
Baby
No, I don't think I'm going to go through the bastards you kid, no, I don't think so.
Unless someone convinces me to go, I'm going to stay in the cities.
Or sure.
Which honestly just might be the move, just stay in the cities, the cities are cool, they're
fun to fight in as well.
Motherfucker.
Yo, maybe we just, I don't know, maybe we do do Hashima.
Maybe that's the map.
It's so small you're gonna be running into people on repeat, you can't really get lost.
It's just a bridge that separates it. It's a cool area with cool fights and cool
spots to do it. Maybe that's where we go.
So I said it looked cool.
I mean we played it before.
It's a cool fucking map man.
I played that and it was a lot of fun because there was just a lot of people moving around.
They usually do 30 per server with 30 players per server on Hashima?
Yeah, I mean that's not a lot of spots.
It's not a lot of, it's not a lot of people.
We've done Essacur. I'm wasn't a big fan of Essacur. There's not really any end game
to it and
it's just like die, respawn, run back which I mean to be honest, so is Hishima.
man we have so many bullets just no guns
I mean yeah we can they're just gonna be there's gonna be so many people and like
It's gonna be so congested the loopholes will fuck up. There's a lot of problems that come with that
Search these
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
No guns fuck me fuck me no guns
All right, let's go to Ontario
It's over this row
Well the end goal is depending on the map on this map
It's get through passage go to the snow get a bunch of gear come back fuck everybody up and this side of the map
I
Searched the tower first one we got into that area
Summit and Tray continued the run and they died very similar to how I just died. They just got absolutely swarmed by
Wraiths and Skellies.
Hype for Badlands? I don't know much about it.
It's hard for me to get hyped over new maps in DayZ because typically when they release, they're lackluster until they're modded.
For my experience at least.
Damn it!
We should stop up here before we continue.
We need a gun.
You have a Glock?
Yeah, I have no nine.
The only bullet I don't have.
I got everything else.
I got literally every other round that has ever been created in mankind, besides the 9mm.
I have a grenade though.
i got egg grenade which i probably shouldn't have on my best
i can maybe make a play with that
Some Sprat, some Esparat, c'mon have a gun in here you bastard, jolt, shit, alright,
to ontario
you have an mp5 man
oh my gosh you're right actually
nice calm
Hello, Mr. Zombie.
I don't know why that looked like an airplane there for a second.
Come on, get up.
Hello?
Hey, what's going on?
Hello?
Hello?
I'm friendly.
Meet me as well.
Meet as well.
I just hear a bike it's not my bike no no no my bike different bike
How are you? You doing good today?
Yeah, I'm gathering is that fucking
Poketrol cars. Oh
yeah
Cool
Do you have some?
Pokemon card I can train no Pokemon cards. No Pokemon cards. The only thing I don't have
Fuck.
Yeah.
Um...
Um...
Do you want to trade something?
Maybe you need something?
Yeah, maybe, maybe, maybe.
Oh, I have a gun in my hand. I apologize.
Ah!
Sorry about that. I told you I told...
I wouldn't tell you if I planned on killing you now.
Alright.
What you got? What you got? You got any...
What you got?
You need full the least I don't need any food not right now
No, you need a full list
All right, let's start small granite a flashback
Box it rounds 545 for 39 box it 20 fucking red bullets
liver paid
Rob
P1
P45 for 39 rounds. I mean I can stop by the long list
Are you interested in something like special?
What you want to trade for that mosa?
Which most it the most around your back
Well
Is there muscle in my back I think so I think that's what that is
would you want to trade for that
oh this one no no no no no don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't
do it don't do it I I actually can if you help me to find all that I don't
lock holes like a 10 pokemon fucking packages right okay any kind I will give
be almost in for free like for 10 I would like it's like a credit you know
okay do you want me to help you get 10 packages of Pokemon cards yeah yeah it's
not like it's not like me and together you can go somewhere right you can need
to find it we'll find each other on the radio later right I mean that's so you
not nothing you just want 10 10 of the packages the packages right no don't
just don't just the cars I need to open it by myself right if it will be open
package I will not take that right okay I need a full one what's the radio
channel you're gonna be on 69.69 I believe I don't know first one
eighty seven point eight
eighty seven point eight
alright
alright i'll go look
i'll go look
i'll i'll find a radio i'll contact you
do it
alright
makes a force with you
yep made the yep
the force yep
five packs of pokemon cards
This guy's a fucking crackhead.
87.8.
Or a mozen. I don't think this is a good deal.
I don't like this deal at all!
Wait a second. There's gonna be guns in here.
10 packs, not 5? Shit! You're right.
And I really got one over on this whole deal.
Motherfucker, bro.
Well, if we can find another Mosin before that would be sick.
Yeah, I mean we could have pulled out a pistol in one tap them, but this a man, you know,
I try to just murder travelers.
Not yet.
They just started.
Y'all bloodthirsty.
Y'all some bloodthirsty savages in here.
That's all you guys are.
Bunch of bloodthirsty savages
What are we gonna practice 2xko next week next week for sure
You ditched the bike, bruh, those bikes are too loud.
I can't ride a bike into a city, I might as well just throw my hand- CHICKEN!
Might as well just throw my hands up, let somebody shoot me.
Fuck it.
Wait, when he rounds?
Oh, it's a fake mozen. No way. It's a fake mozen.
It's a fake mozen. You gotta be kidding me.
Oh my god, I got so excited.
I got so excited. Fuck.
Bro thought I was going to save him, fuck you Trey.
Did you see how I died by the way?
I died the same way y'all died, just getting mobbed.
Brother I literally walked up, there was nothing.
Like they already killed all the zombies or all the skelis.
I started walking up one wraith aggroed me, so I killed it, repaired my bleed, and then
another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, next
thing I know, every skeleton that was killed has been resurrected from the dead by Satan
himself, and I got murdered.
Fuck.
It's time for restart.
What happened to killing everybody well that guy seemed pretty cool I don't know
He pulled a gun on you. I'm gonna be honest when I saw that gun in his hands. Ah, I started Lincoln
I started contemplating
What my next move was gonna be I almost shot him, but I did it. I held back. I held back
well yeah that too I mean anyone who's like willing to talk and not instantly
shoot a motherfucker it's kind of hard for me to want to blast them on site you
know what I'm saying
I also like to try and meet up with like one or two people, you know.
I like to at least give it a tip to meet somebody in game before I just start blasting.
What game's next?
Well after Daisy, I don't know bro, I
Don't know we're kind of in like a
Game drought that's like the big thing that pulled me back to Daisy
Which typically always pulls me back to Daisy is when there's just nothing else to play
Yeah, I'd say Dino too, chat.
But the chances of us getting everybody to go play Dino is very slim.
Art didn't flop. Art was killed by the developers. Well, I don't even want to say that. It wasn't
killed by the developers. It was just a lack... I feel like every game has a moment where
they're at a crossroads, you know? I'll reference the cycle frontier. There's like
two very different sides of the spectrum with games. There's a side of like the
cycle where they listen too much to creators and it ruins the game and
there's a side of arc where it's like, fuck everyone's opinion, we know what they
want more than they know what they want and or like we'll use Tarkov for an
example. We know what they want more than they know what they want, they're gonna
enjoy what we give them. And Art kind of went down that path of, what Chalcol did, of I
know what you want more than you know what you want. And in my opinion, blew it, blew
up in their faces completely. They just, they didn't, they had no idea. And then I feel
like they also listened to a lot of like PVE Andes. And again, in my opinion, the minority
of opinions that were very vocal but again was a very small percentage of the actual
player base that they had and they just I mean brother they didn't do shit they didn't
do anything they took a hundred different types of vacations while the game was at its peak
they were very slow on on actually adding like good content the content that they did
ad was Barry lackluster weeks and months in a row now they're at the point of
like okay well we're just gonna do it every six months now and it's like well
now you got your player base thinking like this is you know we're expecting
something every month and we already didn't like that now you're gonna make
us wait six months I don't know I don't know I don't know very confusing you missed the gun
wait where on the table yeah so if you guys missed the the new arc plan they're they're
We're pushing updates every six months now.
Where'd y'all see a gun at?
Oh!
Nice.
Oh!
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Shots are a shit
of
I should have known that they were going to put me in an ambush position to where I couldn't move and they were going to hit me at absolute perfect timing of whenever I was trying to shoot.
Also, I'm pretty sure that's our Pokemon friend and I almost murdered him.
It might be a league day. This game's pissing me off!
What the hell, you just...
They're all health and bliss.
Are you good, man?
Boss! I know it was you!
Thank you. That man from the bush.
What the fuck do you want?
I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm just going to get out of here and get out of here.
I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm just going to get out of here and get out of here.
i do your job man i'm just
i'm a stinker man why do i want to get
am i stinky?
am i spelled then? why do i want to get close to me?
Yeah, our mouse is sick.
We're all sick.
Oh, oh man. Hello.
I have a Pokemon card, say I will give you a Tetra.
What did you say?
A trade.
A Pokemon card for...
for...
No, I have a 2050 set of the mouse.
Fucking shit. No, I don't need a jet.
Alright, open your mouse.
Ah, fuck it.
Keep it, keep it, keep it!
That sounds like he has blood sickness.
What is that? You gave me back the porkis leg.
No, wait, you have a blood sickness?
I don't know.
Sounds like it. Here, here, try this.
Can you use this? Put it in your hands? Can you use that?
Oh, maybe I do it to Ben, is your right?
oh yeah smart oh my good wow oh is that you try again yeah I'm fine why is it every
time I run into you you are on the verge of death you just are my saving grace
sir you have you just every time I'm on the box just take the bucket bucket there
you are saving me very good high five
put it there Mac one question are you was behind the hook at a tunnel already
huh on other side he was another side was aliens oh yeah I was just yeah I was
over there didn't go very well as a pokemon car drop in there also here now
they're over there as well oh shit there any bear nice
Did you have a name fellow traveler?
No, my name is Kebab.
Fuck you.
Oh my god.
You know we can't eat that.
How dare you say that to me right now.
You know how bad I would do, you know what I would do for a bloody kebab?
You mother fuck.
Fuck you, fucking tell me right now.
Oh shit.
You wanna eat me?
You
Shit, oh you fucked us both you fucked us both
No, he's any likes kebabs
No, he's so me a middle finger and start to point it on me. Yeah, I mean yeah, that's just kind of how boss is
He's a little crazy, man. He's fucking dead
No, he's fucking dead. He's fully dead. He's he's cooked
Is he alive?
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
or Bosch or Basuram
alright Pete Boschie that's unfortunate
That's very unfortunate.
Sad days.
Sad days.
We have somehow lost everything again.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
Got some tobacco.
Jenna, I can't let him live after he kills old Boschy. I can't.
Also, this vest is fucking awesome, and I want it.
i don't know if i can have it
i might be able to actually
Oh my gosh, it's humongous, actually.
W.
Um...
Oh goodness.
He's collecting.
I've already been here for too long.
But fuck it, we ought to just stay a little bit longer.
Okay, so that's all that. We'll take this as well.
Listen, I didn't want to murder him, chap, but he can't just kill Basuram in front of me and expect it to go well. That's my friend!
Alright, I think we're good.
It's backpack is ruined boys even if I wanted to take it, I can't
Okay, but we kind of need to figure out what we want and what we don't want I guess this is a terrible spot
Fuck a compass, fuck it, fuck it up, mag.
We're not gonna rock that anytime soon.
5.56 is a waste.
Aug mag is a waste.
Big dad.
Other derringer.
I think I actually kind of want this revolver because we're really just going to stay around
areas that kind of need it and we're just going to find a lot of revolver stuff.
You can just eat a lot of this food.
in the pole swimming around.
can repair that as well yeah guys the the the other guy's bag is it's completely empty
I'm not empty sorry I ruined
Why not taking the baby AK wait he had a baby AK no he didn't did he actually
He did okay we'll grab that as well he's got to get rid of some space right now
Okay, so that's all good duct tape we want
Got our iodine back load this bitch
Five five six none of this shit matters it has a suppressor on it
radio
radio
where is that AK you guys are talking about?
I don't see it.
Oh shit. Here it is. Wow.
There's somewhere a little safer.
I'll try to figure out what all we want and what all we don't want.
All right
That's single chambered we're gonna have to make some room for it
We're gonna have to make a lot of room for it we have 545 rounds like crazy
Put that there put that there so this stuff real quick
So we need to be able, we need to be able to store, wait so I can focus, can I do some
of this?
I can't, fuck it then.
We need to be able to store our what's it called.
We have 380, we can pack these mags, drop Python, I don't want to drop the Python though.
He might have to I don't know what do you guys think do we drop the revolver?
Those are revolvers too good to drop
Drop some 9 mil 9 mil shotgun rounds
Keep 5 4 5 till we find a mag we'll go hit some mill areas
Drop that keep SKS rounds just in case
We can drop this one bandage now. We don't need it anymore.
Drop the pen. I feel bad for killing him. I know he killed Bashe in front of us. I still feel bad for it.
That fucked up.
Cup on Mosin doesn't go on the Mosin, I don't believe.
Yeah, it doesn't go on the Mosin.
We can drop this.
Worst sight in the game.
Old man hush is too kind.
Well, it's not about being kind.
It's just about, like, I don't know.
He was cool whenever we first met him.
He turned into a fucking psychopath.
Knife in there, good coms.
I don't know where this water came from.
We have so much 9 mil.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god.
Drop shotgun.
got tons of mose and rounds. So much mose and rounds. That's all good. We got plenty of food.
It's all good. It's just 45. Don't need that. We'll keep this in case we find that sniper.
Honestly, I think I might just keep this scope in case, just in case, you know. I really
don't think we're gonna find I really don't think we're gonna find a 74 mag
we might be able to but oh no at the same time okay we've made room might as
well carry it might as well might as well that's suppressed
oops
kill this up
kill this up
kill this up
That's good now and then we'll also clean this up.
I do not want this scorpion jamming as I'm electrocuting somebody with these rounds.
All right, that's all good, that's all good. Load this. That's rocking and rolling. Put
this in here. Cool. Need to find a replacement of one of those. We got sleepy pills. Shit
ton of 545308. We got chlorine tablets, which means this water is probably good, but we
don't know for sure. Go ahead and just
verify this, but we can. Just so we don't
need it and then drink it without
thinking. Okay, I think we're all good and
we don't need anything else here. I think
we're ready to rock and roll. Let's go. This is
on full auto, some semi, button to turn
that the full auto. Okie dokie. Now the question is, we've killed a couple people here. Anyone
else in the town would have already rotated over. I think we just, we go across. I think
we go from here. I think we go to from here to East police. Yeah, here to East police
and we just go all the way across this road. We go through all the major cities. We go
from here to Onodaga, whatever the fuck, and then we go to Onida. And then we can circle
all the way back and then we can go to like incubation and communications after I feel
like if we want to see people and talk to people we go to those but next stop would be the police
station I believe yeah police station which way would that be it'd be north yeah north
I think this is the way we came in, yeah, when we go the opposite direction.
Scorpion single fire, now it's off the lotto, we're good.
Do we roam with the mozen out or the scorpion out? That's a question.
more banded suppress
Yeah
Yeah, we're heading the right way.
There are a lot of people on the server right now, yeah, I think it's pretty full.
I think it is pretty full, my friend.
Yo, Doctor, thank you so much for the five gift, and man, Huss, thank you so much for
The five months comic, Storky, Michael, Snars, Norsmen,
Tim Diesel, Bubbie, thank y'all for the subs,
Jahal, and Dansky, thank you for the subs as well.
I appreciate the love, everybody.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
We get some W's in the chat for all the subs
and a five gift coming in high.
Thank you for the love, brother.
Great blue thinking about 100 bitties.
Sparkly thinking so much for the five gifted.
way of thinking for the sub.
So dark, the night time zone don't last that long, he'll be, he'll be all good very shortly.
What is this in front of us?
Mark it
All right, so that's Dave's diner and then we're almost there
No, I didn't take the Pokemon cards.
I don't want to take another man's Pokemon cards.
If he runs back there, he'll still be there on his body.
Alright, so how do I assassinate the zombie?
Because we always talk about it, but I never do it correctly and it always pisses me off.
How do we do this?
So we walk up behind him, and then do I right click, and then left click?
it doesn't work man it literally doesn't work I don't believe that it does even though
I've seen people do it. Let's try it again.
Do I do it like...
Do I hold shift whenever I'm behind them but not moving?
I'm not gonna get you.
Hello traveler.
Hey what's going on guys, how are you?
Oh.
What?
Hello.
Boss I killed that motherfucker brother.
Wait, oh no way I got him. I killed him
I took him out boss. Here you go
I got him I got him bro. He killed you I whipped out a scorpion with six bullets and just started fucking blastin
And I got him
How are you guys doing? Where'd y'all come from?
are you coming from Kaguya we're going to the police headquarters yeah yeah that's
actually so funny we I'm heading to police headquarters too I was just
coming from I just killed that motherfucker and yeah we could go over
there together if you guys would like who's hungry who's out here somebody's
hungry. My stomach is grumbling. There's that. There's that. There's that. There's that.
Oh yeah, that guy who I killed had so much shit. Eat up, boys. Eat up. I also got some
water. Anybody need some water? Oh yeah.
I
Listen if I wanted to fuck you up I'd have already put this in there, okay, and I didn't whoa
I've been drugged one too many times and I don't get it anymore.
All right, we'll get you your own water then. Let's head to the police station.
Well boss, I'm glad you're back, man. I was a little sad whenever you got shot.
I started fucking. You know what's worse? I could have shot that guy earlier, but I didn't.
And I walked up to him. I tried to put a grenade at his feet and he noticed and he started shooting
me and luckily I was able to win it in this economy that man was talking about
the kebab yeah yeah that's why I started yelling I was like you should have done
that that was my friend he just likes kebab
I miss him so much!
What boys?
What are you talking about? Miss Ericka Bob?
Miss Ericka Bob? This is my plan.
I'm just gonna roam through the cities man.
We'll go, if you guys would like to join me.
I'll go like up into the passage, but I ain't going to do that fucking passage.
Fuck that place.
Yeah, but I actually was thinking he wants, he's feeding for it.
I can't lie, you gave me a direction and I have weaponized autism that tells me that I must go that direction.
Well, this is what I'll do.
I'm gonna stay outside, but I'll direct you guys there, I'll get you filters, I'll get you everything you need to go through.
And I'll set you on your way, okay?
Hey, that's not an idea.
That's fucking awesome.
Alright.
We will be successful for sure.
I have full faith.
But we need to get you both at least two, if not three filters apiece.
Oh, it's like that.
How was it down there?
It was crazy.
It's crazy.
You're going to get lost, but by killing zombies, you'll get more filters.
But you can like sustain yourself until you figure it the fuck out, to be honest.
It's like a long ass tunnel, isn't it?
Shynorbus, bro.
It's a huge tunnel.
It's pitch black.
You just kind of try and figure out where the hell you are.
And while you're doing that, you got a bunch of zombies coming at you.
It's crazy.
And then you get to the other side and then the hard part starts.
Yeah, you might have to change our plan of action.
I don't know how to do it anymore.
You got to go through at least once.
You have to.
That's Scorpion right here, can anybody watch it?
There's a zombie with a chest rig in front.
Nice.
Alright boys, that's our plan of action today.
We taxi other people to the other side.
We set them on their way.
We wish them good luck and we find a new group.
That actually sounds fucking sick.
Basically just send people to die all day.
That's my new Ark.
Yup.
I ain't going in there with them.
Hell no.
I'm just going to tell them where it's at.
look friend
touches escort services
someone needs to make me a little escort services card with me and my
ass out you know
touches escort
you know what I'm saying
anything in there
ooh shotgun
I got some more rubbish lads
want to come take the shotgun right here
uh...
you know what
you'll find it a case seventy four mad that the huge for me
Damn you fucking asshole armor here
There's a cleaver out front like
Like in that gate house. You need a male. I had to come here for you to say that you need a
That scorpion
Will you go on your back is it is that a CR on your back?
There's shotgun rounds for you
You should take you should take that other shotgun inside that pump action for that BK
Okay, that became a single shot.
Well, this is the double barrel, I think yeah, that's the, that's the...
Yeah, I have the double barrel.
Oh, you have the double barrel, okay, press X, so you shoot two shots at once.
Holy shit!
Uh, but yeah, watch the scorpion over here.
Did I have a mag?
I ain't giving those scorpion mag up boys. I'm gonna let y'all know that right now
I wanted to find their own mags. We got watch out for ourselves
I
Okay with a sight
Okay, put that on here right now I can't I put the suppressor on here in a way and away
Okay. Alright. Head back in to the other town. Alright, you all ready?
Uh, just a bounce.
Yeah, does anybody want this longhorn?
No, I'm all good.
Yeah, I think I should.
If you have a longhorn, I got some ammo for you if you want it. Definitely worth rocking.
Yes, yes, yes.
I lied to you. I lied straight into your face. I don't know. Oh, no I do. There you go. 308. Hi Browns.
Where's the 308? Uh...
I don't have any of that.
Here, do you need a gun? Here you are.
No, no, no.
Thank you so much for giving me.
Uh, I'm going to.
Are you dropping the 357? I can hold on to it if you want me to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on to it. And then here's the ammo as well.
Cool.
Get a free tip a little straight.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Y'all want to play a game?
Low rupture of the lag.
Oh, yeah, this will go great for sure
Who wants to go first
Oh god.
No.
He's gonna fight it out of my way.
I got it.
I got it.
You got it?
I got it.
How many spins you want?
How many spins you want?
You ready?
What about Lala?
Oh, you got it.
Oh.
All right.
You're not a game to play like that.
All right.
The Lord is on our side.
You know, babe, the Lord is on our side.
That's good news.
Oh, fuck these things, it's a good day to take a breath, especially.
It keeps me on my toes, nothing to eat the egg off.
Oh man.
It's your adrenaline pumping at noon.
Yeah, look at the bullshit.
Yeah
So how'd you guys die outside of military yesterday
I mean I can't lie bro, I was running on fumes.
I was about to get a fucking meat to barrel here.
I'mma be real with you.
We were in there, I wasn't coming back.
And there was no coming back, y'all were dead anyways.
I say that with all dude's love and respect.
I'm trying to hop on the radio and talk to you.
I couldn't take it at all.
I was like, all the fuck white-tailed
and there's people outside that are coming.
We did a big circle and ran into Trey and his group and they fucked us
Careful there's a bike here
You got to take handcuffs boys we have to take handcuffs
we gots to gots to take handcuffs
of
I don't think they survived.
nice some more food
AK-74 mag that's all I need AK-74 mag
four mags
no AK mags
no AK mags
Oh, did you change? I don't know why I didn't see that purple mask you scared me
All right, let's keep cruising
Come on, give me my it's cool
Yeah, we'll be proud
You're doing great, boys.
Oh, no.
Figuring it out.
I was telling Bashe yesterday.
Every death teaches me something.
You learn a little something new every time?
Yeah, yeah.
Ah, can't drink water out of that.
Well, fuck you all.
Oh, that's hilarious.
die that for a thing like one time and then sometimes you die you're like how the fuck did that even happen
yeah yesterday i passed out because i was i was like holy f*** dead and had full water and everything
and still just bleeding out the thing i was drawing you bled out did now
i guess i don't know i'm telling you i'm running s*** every night
It's been an interesting couple of days.
Ah.
Yeah, I feel that.
I feel that heavy.
Yeah, and many other times it's been people that have been like,
oh yeah, you seem like you're not, you know what I mean, super experienced.
Hey, drink this water.
Oh no, you're getting fucked with as well?
What do you do?
What do you do?
He put some, uh, was a diatomapam in a boiling hot water and then said it.
And passed out and they dropped me of everything.
They, they locked you!
How do you imp on my back with one shot?
Oh my gosh.
That's crazy
Oh nice that's what I want
Let's keep moving out there's gonna be anything here I
Said we should keep moving out there's gonna be anything in here. It's industrial
I'm pretty sure. Oh, no, you're right. Yeah, you're not shot one of them.
Give me that.
Oh, hello.
How's the boss?
Get out of here.
Oh, my God.
Oh, the bike.
all right oh oh there you are what the fuck would you come from hello pineapple
pineapple
No, you don't.
Was our boy.
Is he coming?
Yeah.
Look at him.
All right.
We can keep, we can, we can start cruising.
Once he gets up here, we'll start running.
Alright, let's get there.
I'm fine that one.
Fine that one.
Alright, we're almost there.
Hey, boss, how did you get over the fence?
I had to go all the way back to the ground.
I thought that shit was going to jump off the level.
I didn't think it was possible until I did a kill.
Okay, and you do need food?
I got a lot.
No, no, no, I'm good on food, but I was just kidding.
They said the flu is born in peace, right?
Yeah, I think so.
I thought maybe this should be a place for me to sit down.
Alright, we take this left up here.
man.
Man, I appreciate all the
sure thing you do every time you run into you man. Yeah, of course. Listen, I don't want to be cruising around by myself. I get bored. Yeah. Yeah.
Now, anyone we see in this city, they're going to get to work though.
Oh, God. You don't gotta say.
Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna we're shooting everybody
Or Robin, I got some handcuffs too
Where's that I think that's at the bridge maybe
Maybe it's up. I don't know where that is.
Is that the bridge right in front of us or is that farther? Chad, I can't hardly tell.
there's no way that was up here right?
Maybe
No, it's father
I think that was that communications, maybe he goes that communications.
I mean we can skip the city and go straight to communications if you guys want, since
we know there's probably going to be people there.
I feel like I'm one.
I don't feel like I'm kidding.
All right, let's go to the city then.
They had a pepper farm!
I'm just gonna get up through the day.
I was checking out on here.
Yeah, bro.
I was just gaming.
Surviving.
We had a big run yesterday.
we went through the passage and the boys got like the there's a gun called the maker
it's a one-shot one kill all kinds of other shit
terrified control walk off this mountain if i were y'all
What the hell is this shit?
This is PUBG Mobile Pig.
Oh my god.
What just happened to him?
I do not know.
Did you shoot him?
He was at the table.
No, I didn't shoot him.
What was that?
What was that?
Something blew up.
I think that was a tripmine.
What city is this?
Oh my god, did somebody?
What just happened?
What just happened to you?
It's a tripmine or something.
I don't know.
What just happened to you?
That was a loud ass explosion.
Like I just met a lump.
Wait, what happened to you?
I don't know how I was spelled and I guess I need to hit the gym or something.
Bro, there's no way you didn't shoot him, bro. Did you shoot him?
I swear to God, I swear down I did not shoot him.
I could have one shot at the time.
Oh, no, bro. I got my spray and ankle.
Did you have a gas canister in your pants?
I
So confused come on boys, let's keep moving
Wait you put a gas canister down and then you probably stepped on it
No, no, I had it in my pocket and then I fell and then you fell and it caught you to blow up.
Oh my god.
So you see what I said, I learned something.
I didn't even know that. What?
I'm blind.
I'm not majoring in shit.
That is insane. I've never seen that before
I think we're gonna need my whole ass out of here.
of
the shock of that series that's about it
yeah
I need some water.
Are we going to the well real quick?
One dead, player.
Oh, they just killed a young farmer.
Yeah, they definitely just killed a farmer.
Shit.
Shot?
Who's that?
Is that you?
are you
r.i.p. bro
all man
well
that'll happen
that will happen
four guys
pepper farmer
of course the one guy I shoot is farming peppers
dear heavenly father we are gathered here today to celebrate the life of the dead person
may he rest in peace not peace
not peace if it's just something to not peace
all right drink up boys
that was genji no don't tell me that was genji stop
don't tell me that was genji please
take that pot
that he has on him and fill that up and then drink it
You'll fill up faster.
It wasn't Genji, it was Ray Ray. Wait, was it actually Ray Ray?
Wait, yeah, here, take this.
Yeah, it was Ray Ray. Oh, I'm so happy I shot him.
Thank God
All right
You're talking about psychopath right right right
Okay
I'm right here
I don't know.
Alright.
Uh...
Alright.
I feel like if I had a little bit more food, I'd kind of be in a row.
I got food.
You coming here real quick?
I got the cooking pot too, so if I find something to eat.
There you go.
You need food too or no?
Yeah, I'll just have this guy for no problem.
Alright.
There's some more lunch meat on the ground for you as well.
Now I'm gonna give you both one of these.
Hey.
Good.
All right.
Man, you're rolling.
Let's boogie.
Don't have to get your ass blown out again. Yeah
Don't think you heard me
Oh Ray Ray RIP the homie on jaw
Light your smoke through
What's wrong
He's out of the warpath now, is he?
Poor guy.
Alright, we're going to head over to the bridge to get you guys across, communications, hopefully
only find filters and lights, every squad, and the passage you all go.
We need to get you some guns though. Hopefully there's some in communications.
We need a community server. You know, I'll say this, we've done this again
four years in a row, and let me explain what happens. Everybody wants to play
community server yada yada yada
the moment the streamer stops playing
everybody stops playing
and the server dies every
single time
that way fans are buffed
it's just how the game works
so it's just not worth
the time to put into it
you know
A scum community server?
I've got a couple of scum sponsors and played it a couple of times.
I've never, I don't want to say I don't see the appeal, but I've never played scum and
was like, man, this was awesome, you know?
Maybe I just haven't given it enough time. I don't know but
Shit
Yeah, yeah, well you got broken legs
No more no more ads for now
It ain't even on some like disrespectful shit. It's just I can never get sucked into that game
Daisy I feel like I get immersed I get like addicted to the journey
Scum I just don't I don't get that vibe
I was all over for me
Stop it
That's identity crisis, I don't think so I think scum
Just has a lot going on has so much going on
It's it's hard to get into it unless you absolutely fucking love it that makes sense
Okay, zombies are here.
of
one of them is going to get fucking blasted
I already know it
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, I'm just shooting zombies. Yeah, it's a press
Oh
They got one of those assault vests I hardly ever see these things useless, but I never Sam
Nada
I think we'll find some in communications for sure
watch the clip give me one second boys
Oh, who was that who just shot our boys that our boys that boss was that
Come on right
Everyone's fucking dead.
We confirmed one kill.
Red backpack maybe. There's one more.
I think our boy might have killed one as well, maybe.
essentially three dead.
It might all be dead.
Did we kill two or three?
boss bro just get spiced right off the rip
of
the
Everyone's dead already!
Bro!
Alright, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, bro!
What the fuck just happened, man?
Bro, everyone's dead!
Wait, who'd you have with you?
Bro, three, and they're all dead, man!
They're all dead!
How many did you have with you?
Two, bro! They're both dead!
I killed all of your friends as well!
Wow, man!
and get them through passage?
Don't be too!
I was just trying to get that group to the fucking passage!
Damn it!
God damn it, man!
Listen, we can get a fucking army through passage
with all the bodies here.
OK, I'm in.
I'm in.
Listen, this is what I think we do.
We grab all this stuff.
We fill our backpacks with shit for the passage.
We go to towns and just nurture groups through passage.
yes yes I'm 100% with you 100% okay all right let's let's loot these guys up
oh man yeah I got two over here
oh my god I can't fucking believe it I can't believe it was a Mendo of all
people doing the exact same thing that we're doing trying to get people to the fucking
passage.
I can't believe it.
There's no way, man.
Yeah, there's so many filters about the way we're doing it.
Yeah, there's there's so many filters man
Badly damaged
That's so funny.
That's so freakin' funny.
We'll drop the AK.
I'm an SKS guy anyways, hold that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna betray him though.
I'm not going to do that.
I have a bag full of filters right here.
I know dude, that was kebab.
You know, wizards man.
You have to dispel kebabah.
This was boss.
He was also wizard.
Yeah, this was boss right here.
Yeah, this was boss right here. Oh, no boss was over here, baby
Boss, uh, yeah, I'm gonna be honest boss didn't know what hit him
But the time I said was that a shot boss was already fucking dead
Yeah, he's had a rough day today. Watch this had a rough day. Oh
It's not too late. We can still do great things. We can still do great things.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
The only question is, I don't have much room for filters.
I mean, I could roam with a bag in my hands, but it's probably not the greatest of ideas.
I can make room.
Yeah, I guess I could drop some bullshit.
also missing I don't know if you lose the guy I killed he was like back there by
that tree I think
and then the initial thank yous behind me maybe I'll go look
I
See a body here
Yeah, I found them nice
Hey, I gotta drop the revolver. I don't think we need it anymore either we have a lot of SKS shots
But we also give a revolver to a surviving traveler
I have something here. We don't need this is mose and rounds combine those
Unload this CR mag
No, we have to keep paying cubs body. I think you already looted them. Got it
All right, I have fit all the filters I
I have a combat gas mask that I can't I can wear it but mmm it's a waste yeah
whatever you're saying something great I gotta drop the revolver it is what it
is chat I have to at home my
Oh my god, we were just gonna try to sneak by and just go to the passage, man.
Uh, I mean, is this, uh, are we the first group you guys ran into?
Yeah, we found Kebab down in the dam tunnel with a motorcycle helmet hiding in the corner
making ghost sounds.
If it's my two friends first time ever going anywhere and they were like, is that normal?
Yeah, I uh, I read it to Habibi and Habibi got mad at this guy for him lying about there
being kebabs.
So then he took his gun out and the guy shot him.
Yeah, it's been a journey.
It's been a journey.
All right, so maybe we just leave all this shit here, and we bring the next groups like over here that makes sense
We have a little stash of loot we just bring them over here they can loot whatever they need and then we go
Yeah, I'm buying full I can't pick up another fucking day
I
Did you have to ruin all the fucking clothing how I shot two bullets and killed both of them
That even bullets and then yeah, I didn't even like it was it was just fucking a tragedy
Where's that helmet that I want that all right all right are you ready I can pick up some stuff
still. Okay I see one filter on the ground, jungle boots, keep mine.
I have three filters on me now.
I have four.
No, three, but I have a mask.
No, four.
Four, and then the good combat gas mask.
I also got tons of meds, I got everything, everything we're going to need to get these
motherfuckers through the passage.
Also, you can take one of these, we just got to find batteries, never mind someone
shot me in my ass, that's rude, you're good, yep, all good, all good, glad I'm alive.
I don't think it's going to get much better than this.
Agreed.
I'm going to get a head torch.
I could wear a head torch.
Is there one here?
Oh yeah, I dropped it.
Where is that thing?
Oh, I need this.
Actually.
okay, there was uh... oh my god, it's a fucking massacre
oh yeah, it ain't good
Another head torch here
Okay, yo go birds. Thank you so much for the 25 gifted baby. I appreciate you bad. Thank you so much for the love
Jack, we get some lovin' here for Go Burns with the 25er?
Absolute Léjeune.
Appreciate you, big dog. Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you!
You should probably cut this guy up as well.
Oh, shit.
Well, sounds like there's another group over there.
There's some tempting, but no, we mustn't.
We mustn't, we mustn't.
Our goal is to chaperone people to there, not away from there.
Yes, yes.
We must teach so others may teach others.
Exactly, exactly
All right, you ready Freddy?
All righty
Hey, who the fuck is this guy? Oh my god, there's another dead person
No, did I kill this guy?
I killed this guy as well. Oh, I'm good
All right, I'm good as well. You want to pop this saline? No, I'm good. I don't need it
All right, it's so much better. All right, I'm gonna cut this guy up. Maybe I can cut that
Wait, I killed E-Rob again?
Why cut?
If you don't cut, then it makes,
what's it called, noises?
Mosquito noises.
Okay, we definitely have enough filters.
All right, let's go find our groups.
The end of the lookout?
For a pickaxe or shovel as well, or a hoe,
because I have a stash of the gas,
it's my filter as well, we can get on the way back.
All right.
All right, all right, all right, sounds like a plan
Flies yeah, so if there's a body on the ground flies will
Circle around the body and make them like a noise which you know if you hear flies
You know there's a body there so you're gonna look if you cut the bodies up the fly noise doesn't happen
So any time you have to ruin his red backpack. I
Shot him literally in his red backpack like I was I shot the first guy
Right, I think me and you shot at each other and then you rotated left
I rotated left, but we were just like moving around each other. Yeah, and we were just
Just murdering each other's teams
And shooting each other's teams in the back. I
I just shot someone in the head and pet is like hey guys and I have to tell her I already killed someone
We're not gonna be hurt
Yeah, yeah, I literally heard the shot and I was like what was that I turn around and bosses just laid their heads
We had no idea what happened
Bottle suppressor man
We acknowledge those shots though she's kind of forbidden to but gets a little bit of motion
got the big got the big we did put in that work though that is true
right if we see people I can walk up ahead I look pretty friendly you do
look friendly you got the friendly fit on I look like I will murder your entire
family so I definitely think you walk up not me. Yeah yeah I can walk up with my hand out.
If I get shot though you better revenge me. I will I will I will.
I think it was almost league day. I think us shaperoning people to the passage is definitely
the best decision we've made. This is elite. And the fact that we ran into Mendo doing
the exact same thing is absolutely hysterical major cities major cities go
to wells there's the one that's like right next to us I say we just tell
everybody yeah on a dog a we just tell everybody you want to get through the
passage where we lose my fucking mic wasn't working you just tell people you
want to get chaperone through the passage go to own on a doga
what should we charge we gotta charge him something
I personally usually carry around a dress with me and make him take their
Hands off them, put on the dress, and they'll open some of them, and that's all for me.
Sounds good.
Anyone who tries to betray us, if we live through it, we'll put them in handcuffs.
I kept handcuffs on me.
Oh yeah, sleeping pills too.
I just dropped sleeping pills, fuck.
That's alright.
Brother, the guys who you just killed, one of them had a...
uh... canister
in his pants
fell
took damage the canister
broke and blew up in his pants and almost killed him
i didn't know that was possible
i'm gonna take my grenade out of my pants
yeah no problem
Oh my backpack, is that much better?
Oh, where'd my kickpot?
I'm scared.
can you stop moving like a crackhead thank you
The mother fucker
Hey, what's going on? Oh, I'm sorry about that
We're trying to get a group of travelers to the passage and through it.
Would you like to be one of them?
I don't die.
I have a friend that I just met that's upstairs.
She might, she, you know, we're both, we just woke up from a coma and we've never kind of
experienced this world before.
Well, if you guys would like to go through the passage that is what we are currently doing we
We're trying to bring some people over there so they can experience it
Yeah, me are you there?
All right, whatever you guys
I don't have clothes on, so please don't kill me.
No, no, whatever you get some clothes on, we have filters,
we have everything to get you through to the next side.
It's just, depending on if you guys-
Can I get you to show them my tits, we'll be okay.
Your tits will be fine, I think so, yeah.
Yeah, I think they'll be okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
I do have a filter if you guys need it,
I didn't need it.
You're gonna need it.
You're gonna need it where you're going.
I'd hold on to it if I were you.
Yeah, what's going on you hungry thirsty um I got I ate first fish
and then I got attacked by a lot of dead people okay how's your food and water doing
are you okay good oh yeah I'm okay I still affected remember when you found
me and I was puking and dying pretty much she saved my life good I'm down
here with them she's fine we're right here I accidentally took my shirt off
off and it was ruined and now I have no clothes you look great yeah you look you
look like a survivor thanks I actually was with somebody last night they got
shot so I went and hit up in this building for the last 16 hours
that will happen that will happen happen to the best of us do you need food do
need anything? We just had two different groups and ran into each other and he
killed all of my friends and I killed all of his friends and now we're here
trying to complete the same mission together. I was hiding in the fire
house and in the stall in the bathroom and somebody opened the door and then
left and I heard that they were gonna go kill another group. I heard that in
high school all the time too. I was always in the bathroom walkers. I was the
want to put them there.
Yep.
That's out.
I was also the last human person fighting.
And I was the first person putting them in there.
I'm not going to lie.
Whoops, sorry.
Wrong one.
That's what it is.
Well.
OK.
We should find some clothing.
Yes.
Big time.
Also, just so you guys know, this is like day one and two for me and her.
So, yeah.
This will be a good experience then
Yeah, so we're ready ready. All right. Do you know how to use this I?
Have one yeah, I got one of these
Oh, it's the crackhead be careful guys the crackhead
no we're trying to take people there yes come come out come out I'm sorry for
shooting you earlier
Okay, okay, guys doing very real. I'm sorry for shoes the earlier man. I'm sorry
You all came with me trying to do it before.
Are we good now?
Yeah, we're good.
We're good.
All right.
Don't do it again.
I won't.
I'll do it on the next.
Okay.
Is that fine?
All right, Ray Ray, we're going to get them towards the passage, okay?
You want to do us a favor?
You want to...
I'm going to be honest, Ray Ray.
I don't think hanging out with you for a long period of time is a good idea for the
was a good idea for these two kind souls.
Probably, probably not.
I mean, there was a guy that was watching me drink water
moaning the other day.
Ray Ray?
Was that you?
Was that you?
Ray Ray?
Yesterday Ray Ray said I could lure them in with my innocence
and then he would cuff them and I'd
have to cut their tongue off and make them swallow it.
Ray Ray, where did that bottle work?
Actually, where did it?
I was gonna use like an ASMR voice to get free stuff
People yeah, I was thinking that too, maybe
All right, I mean we can we ray ray you I know you you don't want to go to the other side
How about this Ray Ray? How about this? How about you go get more people and bring them
here and then we'll take them to the passage?
Who the fuck is gonna trust him to come with him?
Yeah, true.
You fucking did until I tried to kill you!
Actually, I did too.
There's a reason I had my gun in my hand when he stepped my feet!
You know what? That's crazy. Let's practice.
Not me. I completely trusted him.
I'm a brand new player and you're supposed to convince me to go with you to here, alright?
Oh yeah, I'm gonna play this out.
Alright, what am I doing? You want to get inside?
No, I'm convinced to come with you.
Hey, listen, there's a...
There's a thing over there.
i've lost the stuff inside and i definitely won't fucking murder you
that doesn't temper anything at all this is not gonna work man
i'm not sure he's gonna bring in the truth listen i'm reading the room give me a fucking gun i'll
get out of your head that's it i'll i'll i'll i'll vomus i'll just decent supplies to kill the next
move not you the next
I'm up. Don't fucking blast me. I'm going to do this real slow on my back.
Ray Ray.
It's on my back. It's on my back.
All right. All right. Get on the bike. All right. What was he doing again? What was
he doing again?
I'm not answering that. Get on the bike.
All right. I'm about to kill him.
I shouldn't have given him the gun.
You should have given him the gun.
You should have given him the gun.
We knew that was gonna happen.
Can I steal his clothes?
Yeah, take his clothes, yeah.
Not much left.
Ah, shit.
Oh, shit.
Ah, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Yeah, we all knew that was gonna happen.
We didn't want it to happen, but we knew it was gonna happen.
Yeah, you can take what was.
I was ray-ray.
Our server cracked it.
No, I'll find another jacket.
All right.
Oh my god, you guys can't move me now!
You were great.
That's perfect. That's perfect.
Thank you.
Now that everybody will see me.
Let's start moving.
Anybody need a quick drink of water?
Well, you had stuff?
Today is a long morning.
Oh, he had some food, too.
Oh, yeah, charcoal tablets.
Huge, actually.
Oh, nice.
I have some of those.
How many do you have?
Oh, that's good.
You refilled the gas mask filter with it.
What is it?
So you can use-
Oh, yeah, we have one right now.
You can use charcoal tablets.
Oh, we got some survivors coming in.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Get off of him!
Come here, you stupid bitch!
Oh my God, I can't even-
Ah, he's so fat!
Get out of here, you bitch!
Touch them!
What?
You okay?
No battery, yeah.
Help me, I need food and drink, please!
Hey, hey, what's going on, bud?
Hey, Dennis.
Hey, you made it, buddy!
You're playing!
Then then, you dropped your knife!
Oh, you're bleeding!
Oh, you forgot how to bleed!
I'm sick of this blood!
Oh, thank you so much!
My gun is not working.
Is it jammed?
Oh, shit!
He might be down.
Oh, he passed out.
Oh, a pistol.
That gets ruined.
What the fuck just happened?
What the fuck just happened?
No!
Oh.
Oh my god.
What just happened?
We just got mowed down.
Oh, man.
Damn.
Damn.
I don't know if it was a setup or not.
Feels bad.
Feels bad.
Feels bad. Where we spawn? Oh, we're across the world.
damn it let's find a knife I don't think it was bait though I don't think it was
bait
I don't think it was bait what is that at food yeah I think everyone got
murdered. I feel a swore I saw them drop as I was dropping. I don't know what that was.
That was like a mini AK or something. Something with a big enough mag to just smoke our shit.
I'm gonna get a knife.
I don't want to watch the clip right now, boys.
That was a Ray Ray or someone else.
We'll head back over there. I want to try and get back over there real quick.
Yeah, we'll check it out in a moment.
I spawn close. Okay, we actually spawn kind of close.
I think we gotta run this way.
No, this way.
Oh, it was Onida.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's where we're going.
It was who, Mewen? Who's that?
Hmm, how fantastic, hmm, thank you so much.
One smack, one bleed, okay.
Oh it's the next town over, it's not this one.
Fuck!
I think that loot might just be GG's.
I don't know if we can actually get...
Oh my god, that's far as fuck.
Let's flip for a knife.
We'll go for one more spawn.
Can you spawn next to that place or no?
Go to the other body you killed? Yeah, we could do that as well. We got some options.
Oh is this the clip of us dying?
3, 2, 1, go.
Is he dead?
I think they're all dead, I think they're all dead.
No way, I just...
Come, come, come, let's go this way.
Damn.
Are those guys just fully geared smoking people in the city Jesus
Blame Dennis is
Dennis's fault
We tried to save Dennis and got us all fucking murdered
I was on the server yeah, I know oh wait, it's a good spot
This is a very good spawn though.
Yeah, this is where we want. Let's go.
Oh, we were trying to help somebody and we got murdered.
We got absolutely a sheathed on from a rooftop.
Yo Anderson, thank you so much for the 13 months bro, appreciate you dude, hope everything's
going well. We need to go left side of the pond. Left side. Left side's not really an
options nothing but rocks yeah we go right side of the fun okay all that
stuff will be there by the time we get there right chat
one pan fish
All the road again.
The hell way to get on the road again.
I hope you're actually able to use that boat.
It'd be sick.
I'm gonna pick up like a little gun on our way there.
That'd be sick.
Okay, we just gotta run all the way around this bond and then we should be kind of like
shooting up towards that area.
I know, brown poor Dennis, we walk up to him and he just falls.
I was at party to shizer shizer shizer
All right, I'm gonna watch this clip so you all stop linking it to me. I have a feeling it's the AI shit that I've already seen
Yeah, I've already chat we've already seen this we've already seen this
Dude I've already seen this clip you psychopaths
Not a I oh it's not a I I just I lapsed in memory
I just don't remember that part of him spinning me around in the chair
Not a I oh good
We gotta be getting close.
Okay, we are.
We are!
Hey brother, how long did it take to get your server up and running?
Getting the server up is the easy part.
It's like trying to fix all the shit that's always broken.
And for us, like the big bulk of the time it takes isn't even the server itself.
It's getting like the correct DDoS protection and all that good jazz working.
Sadly, the Daisy community is plagued with DDoSers.
Any type of server that gets any acknowledgement whatsoever that isn't like part of the normal
day Z community gets DDoS off the map.
We were just getting hit and it didn't mess with you.
Oh yeah bro, I'd love to hear that.
Yeah, it's a customizing and tweaking exactly.
Well, I've said it before, I'm very open about this because I think it's a really big problem
within like the daisy stuff, um, allegedly, my opinion, of course, I think it's someone
who's in the community because like it doesn't make any sense on why some random guy for four
years in a row is DDoSing our servers every single time we have it up and it doesn't make
any sense that any server that does get traction like custom apps or whatever also gets DDoS
the second that they start doing well for the last four years it just doesn't make any sense like
Like people like to act or like to think that there's some guy living in a dungeon that
just his whole life revolves around feed-ossing servers in DayZ.
And it's not as far-fetched as that sounds.
Like the consistency of doing it for four years in a row just makes me believe that
is someone who has some type of ties to the game server owner or server runner
of somewhere some someplace I don't know where I had something to do with
somebody who's very intertwined with the community no doubt in my mind
allegedly in my opinion of course we also have like bro we've seen where we've
played on servers and we've gotten leaked DMs of admins from those servers
stream sniping summit because he talked negatively about the server that he was
playing on or other shit like we have proof of that shit and of that stuff we
were also in a discord at one point time with other servers and owners of other
servers and they did not like us very much at all for really in my opinion not
much of a reason.
Yeah, but even like the platform being whatever, it's just, it's a retarded mentality because
like all we are doing, we're going to be here for a week, two weeks, we are bringing between
all the people, all the streamers on the server, thousands of new eyes and players in the game
that are going to look for somewhere to play, they can't even play on our server.
And they're going to go to these other communities to play, so like why even try or want to prevent
that from happening?
It just doesn't make any sense
Why wouldn't you want your servers to do better because you're gonna get more players on it more people play in the game in general
Very weird man, it's a very weird weird ecosystem on this game of just delusional individuals
But it doesn't greed doesn't even make sense
Greed makes no sense. If it was greed, people would be, you know, trying to be best friends
so that they could get the players on the server, so I don't think it's greed. I don't
know what it is. I think it's just people being absolute idiots. I don't know. It won't last
two weeks, I agree. I think we'll probably be on it for maybe a week tops.
Now is the whole idea of it. Just a couple, a weekend, maybe two weekends of fun shit.
I mean, there's just really isn't anything else to play.
We're gonna play some league today. I want to go back and see if we can get this body
and then we're probably gonna switch over in the day with some league and then go gamble.
I think that's the vibe I'm on. Basically it's been fun today though, but we gotta go
get some hours in. What you're obsessed with league, it's a fun game man, it's a lot of
fun. I get, if you've never played it, I understand why you're like ugh league, I get it, it's
a shit game if you don't understand what's going on. I've been there, I've tried to watch
it whenever I've never played it before, but everyone in here who has played League and
is currently enjoying it, not thinking that it's a terrible game and they hate it so much
because it ruined their wife and their marriage and their dog and ran away and hates them
anymore. The people who actually play it like, bro, it's a fun game, man. I think it's so
much fun and the big pull for me FPS is ruined like all these FPS games that they are smothered
filled and just plagued with cheaters league isn't like it's the only place in my opinion where you
can go and play and you're not just getting cheated on repeat cheats exist but they ban them actively
like the only type of cheat is really like scripting which is like dodging abilities or like aiming
like the auto whatever the fuck which to be honest you can outplay it very easily and again they get banned very fast
full enhance we're here to try to get through this together
i got you before before the zombie apocalypse i was a psychologist hey who's out there
Hello?
I'm hiding this room. You got that.
Friendly?
Very friendly.
Friendly! I'm friendly too!
Someone shooting out here.
We gotta kill the homies.
Watch, is that you?
Hello?
Hey, the frags again!
Hey, what's up buddy?
I've been trying to...
Hey, hot!
I can't really tell which yet.
Yeah
Okay, you got a weapon out there. I do now
I might be are you guys the ones who just killed me and all my friends
You're just sitting right next to the bodies
Well, we just found out the blue, wouldn't you do the same thing?
I don't know if I do the same thing and sit next to the bodies where all the dead people are.
Hey, hey, I'm a good guy.
You're a good guy. Listen, I don't want to have violence conclude our conversation here. I just want to all get along.
Oh, I got one of them. Fuck!
I
Got one I should have went shot the one and then backed out
Damn
So close
That was the guy I think
Anyone but Kyle!
Oh, I threw it! I threw it!
I should tell Kyle to lay down.
No Kyle, I'm sorry.
Oh man.
Of course, I killed the only one I care about. I should pull Kyle to lay down.
Shit.
Bro, how did out of all those people I shoot Kyle?
Oh, that'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen, chat.
Oh, you know what's terrible is, I know Kyle's pretty new to DayZ and he probably like, just
got there and he was finally with a group and then I fucking kill him.
I didn't even get the guy so I wanted to get. What a tragedy. What a- oh my gosh, we got a round two.
He thinks I'm the bad guy, he doesn't know what's happening to me.
He doesn't know why this Vendetta is a Vendetta.
Here's what someone says about the map.
Yeah, I mean, I don't disagree.
I mean, listen, we, right after summit, all that stuff happened.
We woke up this morning and we were trying to third party
team around the same area and bro it was hell the skeletons and the rates and
just all of it was a terrible experience so I I don't I do not blame nor doubt
nor disagree with the statements that he made it is fucking brutal
No, it's not the lore is too long.
It's just the map is too...
It's just too, like, the spawn rates on those skellies being like...
For those who weren't here, there was a team in front of me and they killed the skeletons.
And before I was able to walk up behind them, the skeletons were spawning on top of me and
beating the fuck out of me.
And I'm pretty sure the people who I was going up to didn't even make it.
They died to the skeletons, and then I died to the skeletons.
Which is too much.
Way too much.
They're going the wrong way.
Oh my god.
Well that was our plan.
We were going to try and teach people how to get through the passage, and we got murdered
by these guys. What the fuck am I going? This way? Brother, you say deer isle is the
best map. I don't know if I'm fucking high, but Deer Isle is literally one of the largest
maps in the game of Daisy. The reason why we stopped playing on Chernarus is because
of how large the map was. Where am I going? Am I going north? I am, bro. Fuck me.
Well the idea around this map was is that it would naturally split up. Thank you, Benny.
It would naturally split up the sweats from the, like, kind of chill players.
But what's ended up happening is, is that the sweats are killing each other before they get up north.
The people who get up north, there's usually like two to three squads and that's it.
And the, the survival up there is just, people don't like it.
Which I, I mean, I don't blame them.
I just in my opinion I just don't know if there's another option like yeah
Hashima Hashima is way too small. I mean, you're talking about a service 35 slots
Essaker same thing way too small
Livonia I don't have many negative things to say about that map. I think Livonia is probably the best number two. Oh
My yes
The mosque too harsh if we make it easy it's not fun
Just oh, it's just like just Daisy man Daisy
It's good for you, Doug, and for me because we understand how Daisy works.
Now take someone who can't survive on this map and put them on the malls
And then if we were going to like let's say make it easier on that somebody right?
then people like me and you would hate it because
That's the only reason that you know
You really play in the mall SKUs because like the PvP and stuff have slowed down by all the the surviving part
Who doesn't like what kills you in the mall skits the weather the cold?
Have you considered a heavily modded like rearm style to be honest with each other if you're gonna do that
I'd rather just go and play rust I
I don't think Daisy does anything better than rust us in terms of the base building and it would just be rust
But with the different gunplay and in my opinion the worst gunplay
Like if we were going to do that, why wouldn't we just play fucking tarpaul?
you know it's like it's better in my opinion
I mean yeah I do know why Tarkov doesn't play but that's my point
make a private Tarkov streamer server
Yeah, fuck it, right. You think Nikita is worried about anything like that other than how much bread that he can stack into his house in Dubai?
Yeah, right.
That was asked of her, Doug.
We're going to cut through this grass.
I'm trying to kill these motherfuckers right now, man.
I think that would love our no he wouldn't.
Park survival is the game that you play off stream.
That's like it's like the equivalent to like a legal legends for me that is an off stream
like I enjoy playing a game.
I don't think that game will do very well streaming up.
I mean, he would, but I don't think his chat would.
It's just a different type of game, man.
Don't get me wrong, I like Arch Survival 2.
I don't think you guys would enjoy watching me
play with T-Rex for two hours or watch a little gnome-like
figure run across the screen at Mach 9000.
this way
You not see the content in that oh my god
Oh my god, you know what I think we do next I think we do I'll
I've been saying it I
Think I'll could be big
Oh, Jurassic Park.
You're going to watch me lay it down for three hours.
What the- NOOOOOO!
Mark blows away the aisle.
No way!
No way!
What the fuck?
You're high.
No.
No way.
You don't know what you want.
I don't know, I've been down to try it, I guess.
I love down-o's, so I've been down to try it, but I really don't think you'll do well.
Juicy probably around like, I'm shooting around like four o'clock, four or five, probably
five-ish.
We're going to do this one more time, one more time.
Maybe a game or two of league and then we'll swap.
Dude, I want to get flat so fucking bad.
We were right there at getting flat.
We were so close that you have flat.
And then we won the damn AT&T tournament, you know?
And I got no reason to go and game on it anymore.
My child likes League of Legends, but you can't use us in comparison to anyone else.
We are very fortunate that I got enough people here that like me playing pretty much anything
as long as they get to call me fat while I'm doing it.
I'm very, very lucky.
No half y'all don't got nipples
You're pretty cool
Pretty cool. Don't get don't get too big of a head now pretty cool
Yo Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray
They raise a you
No, no listen, there's these two guys just murdered me bro. I need you to help me
Listen, there's a there's guys who are like juice out of their fucking mind over here
You got an extra one?
You want a gun?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't need one anymore.
Let's go kill these guys.
Oh, boy.
Come on, let's go.
Shhh.
What's the worst part?
Man, what the fuck did I go over there?
Over here.
Over here.
No, no, no, follow me.
Follow me.
Jesus.
Right, right.
Over here.
Over here.
Assume all the hodges on me.
Pissed off because I'm back.
I'm on fire tonight.
That that building right there in front of us that one right there. That's where I died at
I can't believe you shot a man.
I'll be proved with that guy for a fucking 20 minutes.
You just shot him like that?
You're a psychopath.
Yeah, well, I needed to kill.
Yeah, I feel it. No, I feel it.
They got a bootbox out this bitch.
Ah, bro, we gotta find these guys. Do you have any extra shotgun rounds?
I can give you this and this
Yeah, he's a block here
This will do this
Now don't you feed me anything bro
That is true, I am starting okay
all right we're gonna go find these assholes man we gotta go find them
I don't know where the fuck they're right after but they look like they went on the drill too
no, we'll walk over with it stop feeding me stop feeding me I gotta move stuff
right right we gotta kill them man they kill me twice I'm pissed
I
Know which direction
Smoke them
Well actually I think I might need that that beef pattey
All right, all right, well you like with a sniper with a stupid sniper. Yeah, I can use that I can use that
Get out there you chick!
Oh shit!
Jesus!
This place has no action right now, what a dog!
Aw bro, you just missed it. This guy fucking seven man sprayed us.
Like all those guys that you saw us with he killed all of us in one spray of an AK
Yeah, that's all of us. Yeah
Yeah, I don't know where he would be though, I don't know where they would go
There we are
I mean, do you think they cut and they start heading towards the other area?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think they've got a ton on all the sides, at least.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
of
No problem, no problem.
Yeah, I think so, too, I think they're gonna stay along like main roads.
I'm just uh, I don't got much on food right now, it's the only problem.
I ain't got shit in the food, fuck!
Yeah, not good, not good.
I mean, do we think they went this way though?
Oh, maybe they, maybe they're going to West Police?
Oh yeah, they got my modes in SKS, like six filters I had on me.
I was rich.
Oh, did you say that, Red Red?
Yeah, you tru-
Yeah.
No, there was a guy who was dying and he was like,
Help me please!
We bandaged him and we started feeding him and it was too late
and he just dropped dead and we were all laughing and then we heard
heard and all four of us died instantly.
Yeah, you ain't lying.
Yeah, I know I thought I'm thinking like maybe we go to police they ain't a police and hopefully
there's some food and we go incubation after 2x ko today I haven't even downloaded it I
haven't even downloaded it bro I haven't even downloaded it I'm probably gonna practice
this next week. I mean we got four days, I don't know how hard of a game it is. Is it
a difficult game? What happened? No, no, no, no, no, I didn't. Yeah, I think we're on
on their trail. We win it. We win it.
Zombies in the middle, I don't think they're here.
Street Fighter? Okay. So I think we just probably what, learn a champ? Learn two
champs, right? You have to have two. Learn two champs, then fucking GL. Good luck.
Good luck, double lift carriers. I'm more worried about CSGO than anything.
That's what really matters. We could drop this week completely and still win if we
do well and see us go. What's up? What's up? Huge. Huge. Won't be fucked on water, but
this will do
all right West police just right up here
you don't think they're gonna be over here?
a hundred percent hundred percent I think we can catch them if they went this
way I think we can catch them
I
Amit you hear that shots at police station
Oh brother so many zombies
That's at the police station.
Know those shots?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just go a little up.
Take it, I'm zombies.
Loud.
Good, good.
Good.
Good, good.
Oh yeah, they're for sure up here boys, lock in.
again we can't miss I'm just gonna drink this oh my gosh that
purification it's dad fuck look this works don't make me sick
no one it is as well as shit's getting better and better there's like there's balls and fucking
torturing shit going on it's getting good oh yeah I think the more people
learn the map the better it's going to be as well the snow side is yeah the
mate my I don't have a lot of time over on the snow side but from my
understanding prior I was like all the good players will be over there the
bad players will be over here but it's at the point where I think everyone just
wants to be over here now which is okay I mean if everyone did stay over here the
PVP would be really good.
That's what I'm saying, so it's like not a terrible thing, it's just people have to
get that side of the map out of their mind.
I think people will have fun.
I hope that's what someone does today.
Alright, we're close.
Yeah, the passage sucks.
He's always behind you.
This Ray Ray, he knows how to play the game.
Never be first. Always be second.
Me, I don't give a fuck.
I just want to kill these guys. Even if I get betrayed, I'm okay with that.
Kill these sons of bitches.
Oh, baby, oh, baby, oh, baby.
They ride in front of us, oh, baby.
I'm gonna put my shotgun on your dick and blast it off and work for the stick.
Ooh, on your dick. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, on your dick. I just...
Time is gonna go play in the malls. Cool, man.
No, I like Ray Ray.
Everybody's like the psychopath that I like.
I'm going to take one for the team with a full pool of steam.
Okay, sounds good.
Tell me when you're ready and I'm going to go fucking here.
Yeah, let's do it, let's do it.
Listen to your fucks, fuck your cocks, fuck, I am!
They're already gone.
Looks like we missed them right there.
What do they have gone though? Actors open.
your hand bugged oh shit it's still a thing they had to have gone towards bridge had to
I can knock you out
Oh
Hey, what's going on? Have you have you seen a group pass through here?
Now it's just for me and these first one up. Were you shooting or no?
Yeah
shit I got a shotgun so I got no you guys need any food I got some fresh you
motherfucker I was trying he's hair bug right now I'm trying to take some damn
it ah yeah it's not bro this is embarrassing oh let me help you bed stop
moving all right please please oh my wife is probably good nice nice love you
Thank you
Don't shoot him Ray Ray. He's gonna help us. He's gonna help us
Yes, that's it we're gonna kill the guys with guns all right
They kill me in the town a couple times and now we're hunting them. We think they're heading towards the bridge
I got a
I'm good let's head towards the passage I think they're gonna be that way
you know you have a map right yeah true well you can you can zoom in on the map
And you can see where you're headed basically
The big two spots on this map is incubation, which is where we're going in communications. Those are like where all the loot is
Yep, right right past here you gotta get there by crossing a bridge
They're crossing bridge to get there. Oh, yeah, there's all these people up there
Everybody don't do it. He can help us
the fucking shit so I've only got this dog shit good now.
Oh shit.
Oh let me get out of here.
Do you have shotgun ammo?
This fucking dog shit.
Do you have shotgun ammo?
I have shotgun ammo.
It's in the gun.
It's in the gun.
It's in the gun.
Oh shit.
Well I see it on your back.
Oh, like a duck?
Yeah.
I don't make a worst out of nothing we love but there might be a cure so I don't want
to fuck with your friends.
Fuck it.
Let's go do it.
Fuck it.
Get this fuck off.
It's getting good up in 1040 anyway.
Yeah, exactly.
Fuck them.
juice mozins SKS's juice yo go birds bro you've been insane today man thank you so much for the
Tinky, your brother.
He's not dead yet.
Got a deal?
Got a moxica.
Got him off the shawty and he gets out of here.
Oh!
Fuck, man!
I thought we should have saw him by now. Makes me a little nervous. Let's head this way.
We're just trying to find these assholes.
I'm going to get out of here.
Can you have a bite? Get out of here.
No you can not. What are you hiding?
I
Don't think there's a world they come over here, and they don't loot this place
You know
But we don't think you're this far behind them you that wasn't you shooting right?
I don't see shit.
Maybe we loot this.
Maybe we just loot this.
I think we've lost them.
I thought we were close to them, but they're not here and their zombies here makes me think
that they're gone.
Damn it, man.
Okay, those, uh...
Damn!
Kodeword!
Kodeword.
Kodeword!
Kill him!
That's what we'll say before we kill him.
Now he said to Kodeword.
Oh, Kodeword. That's a good one.
That's a good one.
I'll be able to blend that into conversation easy.
He's fucking a bad beast.
Crap, holy...
I'm getting young.
I'm stuck in my head.
I said folks eat it or eleven.
Oh my god.
Don't forget this you bald bitch.
I don't know what to do with it.
Careful, careful.
Nah.
Give me zombies.
You got any more of that fox?
need some more box brother yeah please here you go thank you so much
caught that myself and smelted myself
damn it man I'm pissed I wanted one more shot but I screwed it I killed Kyle
instead of in. Yeah, that's. Yeah, I say we keep going. Let's head to the pipe.
Tony blue Jesus, that's a lot
Mr. Fucking
Nick Lavin we're leaving
Alright chat, let's hope that they're over at the other side man.
That's all we can hope for.
That is all we can hope for.
That they're over there.
We'll go across and hopefully find them.
All boy thinks of us as a fighter, bro.
We might have to get some more fish.
Yeah, I should have told you this was kind of a one-way mission.
We're gonna murder them and die trying potentially.
We don't need a fish, we're gonna take all the food off the fucking dead people.
Yeah, Ray Ray will probably eat them as well.
Oh shit, I'm inside you, how'd you like not to be hitin'?
Yeah, I got you.
Yeah, bless.
Why is it every time I eat food y'all call me fat boy?
That doesn't sound fair.
That doesn't sound fair at all!
I
Should my
You think you're gonna keep going here?
Yeah, baby.
You look real nice.
Oh.
That must've made a little dierky.
Great work!
It's Ray Ray and McLovin. McLovin plays that GTA RP. Been hanging out with him for years, man.
Oh, I don't have any spare. It's all in my uh, my rack.
Back forward, is that it?
What?
That is B, hell.
Dude has been eating for 18 hours straight.
That is a lie.
I'm gonna freak out!
I'm gonna lose it!
I'm going to lose it!
I
Somehow got behind you guys
All right down to our right boys
Come on let's hope that they're here
I'm hungry again fucking kill me
Moomin' after we playing, deadfall.
Deadfall!
I hope that they're here, ma'am.
We've committed so much time and effort into finding these ass-hoes.
If they're not here, I'm F11ing, and it is what it is.
GG, so reread.
I'm pissed.
Yeah, what do you guys think?
You think they're going to be here enough?
I think we overestimated.
I think we way overestimated the competition, but it's like, for what they killed us with,
where else are they going to go?
They have filters, they got everything that they need to be here.
They really have no other reason to go anywhere.
Like we gave them all this shit.
Crouch, crouch, crouch.
You guys know how this building layout is you know what the layout looks like no
okay all right it's one warehouse three different sections in the warehouse
there's two towers in each section you got to clear the towers okay we're gonna
If there we got to speak one bar, I'm gonna be hugging your nuts. Yeah, speak speak one bar and you cannot shoot until we get in there
Like talking you can go up and down your arrows talk like whisper
Bobby
of
Okay
I think it might be... I think we're clear, boys. I think we're clear.
Yeah, there's no fucking help!
No. Fuck, man!
Where the fuck did these shit box go? You pussy!
I'm pissed. I'm fucking pissed, man.
I'm fucking pissed
15 minute lead, yeah.
Touch did 7-11.
Touch did 7-11.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I think this is a jeep.
I think this is a jeep, Shep.
Fuck, man.
I'm so upset.
I'm pissed.
I'm pissed.
I'm fucking pissed, bro.
Well, Ray Ray, I think it's over for me.
Yeah!
Well, are you done?
I'll look for me too baby!
Sayonara son baby!
Don't worry Ray Ray, I ain't too far behind you big dog.
Damn it man, I really wanted to fucking find those little cock suckers.
I wanted to kill him so bad, man.
Oh, damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Chad, we'll be back on DayZ tomorrow.
That was a good run today.
That was a lot of fun.
It was a lot of fun, but I have a date with Destiny.
I have a date with Destiny, and that Destiny is Platinum in League of Legends.
Listen, I know that a lot of you guys are going to say, fuck you, Hutch.
I don't want to watch League.
I don't care.
We started this journey, we're gold one, we are right dicking balls away from hidden
plat.
Once I hit plat, I can officially say for forever and ever, for the end of days, till
the end of time, hutch me, I'm a platinum level, legal legends player.
And that's all I want.
Is that too much for a gupa to ask for?
To be able to say that he's a platinum?
Is that too crazy?
That's all I want.
I feel like that's not crazy to ask for go birds. Thank you so much for the TIG gifted man
Listen, we said that we were going to win and look at what we did we want now
I'm going to say we're going to hit plat and look at what we're going to do
We're going to go hit platinum
Box change the title or the the category, please
Let's go hit now. Here's a question
We're no longer in the tournament, so we don't need to practice jungle
But do we jungle the plot or do we go to a lane? What do you guys think? I'm down with whatever
Your jungles legit stay there. Okay. Oh, yes, sir. I'm almost done eating shy
All right
Let's go.
Okay, that's my door.
Fuck you, Shaco.
Hell yeah, Osama.
Damn.
What a beautiful baby.
Yeah.
And I happen.
And I happen.
Yeah, this shit sucks.
Yeah.
Be now!
Oh, please don't make me pick first.
Please don't make me pick first, I'm begging.
Please don't make me pick first, I'm begging.
Thank you.
Thank you, good sir.
Let's see if this guy...
Oh, we got the Yone Yasu!
duo in here I never see both of them on the same team it's either one or the
other never both never both of them
That's because both together is ass.
Oh, is it because they do similar things as each other?
Oh, well, never mind then.
That's been swapped.
I'm thinking probably Vi here.
It's looking like a vi angle now
Oh my gosh, this is a vi for sure
We go vi we go AP or not AP sorry, but uh, what's it called?
You need armor pin, so what do we need?
We're going by, fuck everybody, it is what it is.
We're going by, trust the process, everybody on their team squad, we're going to murder
them so easily, so easily.
Oh, they have an echo, GGs, we've lost everything, we've lost our dog.
We've lost all of our money, we're going to be poor, it is what it is, GG's in the chat,
it's over, it's over for us, fucking over for us, fuck.
Let's go get some toxicity in our life, yeah, listen, once I hit plat bro, I'll probably
never open up league on stream again that's a lie but that's all i want i just want platt
that's it that's it is platt too much to ask for
is platt too much to ask for
let's get to the fun part welcome to summoners ring our team is all gold and the other team
is all plat bro are you shitting me brother if this game if i if i queue in to a bullshade game
on my first one we're swapping over there's no way please monster cat stop playing ass
Lower cam, got you.
better
Does anyone know how many games we need?
We're at 49 LP.
Five oh dude
We played we played on the daisy server we're we're
Not gonna be offered too much longer. We're gonna swap over and game, but
What's your mind? I got the default. Oh, we just wanted to play some league before we swapped
three wins in a row you're good cool
get out of here shake-o you bitch i hate that motherfucker
God I hate Shaco dude. You run into a good Shaco it make you contemplate contemplate a thousand different things
There we go
You would get in three of your MMR isn't fucked. Okay, got you
There's MF in your name stand for huh, huh? Would you like to know weather boy?
It stands for motherfucker. That's what stands for we have a scion mid and a sh is that a shavanna top?
How about we just give them a win they got a brand in a warwick we what are these match picks man?
Oh my god, our comp is, our comp is sauced.
I don't even know what to play.
What do I play into this?
Do I just go Master Yi and hope for the best?
This is a Vi game, really.
I was thinking of you game.
Yo watching T one play Olaf
makes me want to learn Olaf.
Watching T one play Olaf was
like. I was sick.
daylights out of everyone and no one can stop you. They can't stun you. They can't CC you.
That's a champ and a half, bro. A hell of a champ. He wants to go to league. He wasn't
wasn't on Thursday. It wasn't. He wasn't on Thursday. I was, I was the go to league
Thursday but it's okay he can hold he can hold that temporary hold it he can
hold it sometimes I'll hold it the rest of the time
no DL was DL was but my assistant okay without me DL would have but would have
never been in the positions that he was okay you remember that take that to the
bank
I'm telling DL you said that don't tell him, don't tell him, I'm just kidding kidding jokes jokes
I'm so funny I've never seen that as a top laner versus a chogath
well he's either gonna beat the shit out of him or she's gonna lose and we're all gonna be sad
There's no in between. We either hard win or hard lose in the top lane. I play
Lee Sin. I played a little bit of it.
Oh don't you worry about the jungle. Jungle's already won.
Kendra jungle I've never played Kendra at all ever
No, I will not buy boots. I will not
Sometimes you gotta make a door
I absolutely refuse to buy boots on lethality box.
One girl wrecking crew!
Jesus.
Jesus.
Are we gonna play 2x KO for sure? We'll practice it a little bit, no doubt.
It's all over for me. Flash for flash, but we all die, not good trade.
Run, Jakes! Not a good trade. Not a good trade. How does he still have flash? It is so unfortunate.
That is so unfortunate, man.
I don't know, I think he's cooked as well.
nice all right we're okay let's get crackin okay one for adc and support not
some worst situations here
did I forget to buy oh my god I didn't buy did I
guys it's shocked the GG's I'm not mentally in it I'm not mentally in it
I'm not mentally in it how did I forget to buy he starts this drag off the rip
I'm pissed I'm so pissed oh yeah hard-winning in the top lane love to
see it oh and the oh what the hell is wrong with me and we could be doing drag
right actually we have no problem the bot lane
smiting this so we can get back to spawn faster
Honestly, it's not parable, because now we have this item, which is good.
Can I get a ward on this, potentially?
I'm just going to keep parable farming.
That's up in 24.
We hit this.
right over there
plan I don't need a plan
I don't like that death I don't like that death at all
I slowed them maybe a clean here
They left them online left them in later to die not good
All right bot lane's dead to us we're going to start our clear on this side
This ain't good. This ain't good at all. Like if not good was on a scale of shit, the piss
is about as bad as it gets. Our Sion's ulting for two minions. Pretty insane. And then Jinx
walks up, post-dragon, gets noob, kills bad, feels absolutely terrible right now.
early we're okay you said jungles one huh oh yes two kills well fuck you how
How about that?
Top lane won. We play around top lane.
Walk it up there, shit.
I'm leaving this if he jumps on her.
Which I don't think you should. She's pretty strong right now. What's her health at?
I need some help here.
Hmmmmmm.
I don't do it for now.
Might stay for a Chokath gank here.
Mid lane getting absolutely beaten.
He really hates to see it. I think this is free though.
Brian picks up to not the best of situations going on in the bot lane.
I'm
That helps
Hmm
It really isn't good. It really is not good in the absolute fucking slightest.
Stay over step here, we might be able to punish.
Gotta be careful of the jungler.
Did he kill? No, let's top lane again.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. Not good.
We need to start actually doing something soon.
Problem is I don't even know if we kill bot lane or getting nuked off the map I'm working here
Alright adc is immediately running backwards as we walk up. It's not a good thing to see
Mid lane walks for free.
Lane still running in the opposite direction.
Brand picks up his fifth kill.
Stay good.
Nothing about what's going on is good other than top lane.
is the only good thing going on in this map currently
You get sweeper next by as well
It's already gone, possible gank under tower here.
Yeah, she's massive she's massive we have to play around her
We'll have our first item here
Sion is alive, possibly ill potential in mid lane.
Did not get sweeper, feels bad.
I'm worth
There we go
There we go. Very nice very nice very nice very nice double shutdown for me and this he own
Not bad. Let me check this actually
The chances are still up
No, no
Go clear our jungle
That's not bad right there boys I won't say that's as good as it gets but that is pretty fucking good for us
and we got a big buy coming out
okay this is pretty fucking good right now
go ahead everyone hip hip hooray hutch bob boots don't worry bot lane is really gonna
make this one difficult for us but it doesn't matter because we're gonna nuke them off the
map. I don't really understand how Azirath has the longest range champ in the game has
That's not one doesn't make much sense to me
I just I can't I can't use my ability he fears me off my first cue
He fears me off my second Q or bites kills me faster than I can use my second Q
Damn it was that worth for crap. No, probably not I wanted that I wanted that shit, bro
We're okay. 35 seconds here. I think we go right here and we do the reverse R.
Just look for some kills.
Ah, damn it man!
Fuck!
Brand's still here. Still no sweeper.
I'm absolutely trolling.
I'm doing mine
More like here
I guess keep it on
Well, he's at the point of fuck me up and call me Sally, which is not good, cuz 8 kills
bro and 90% of them are on paulade
third drag we cannot contest
what you're saying is jungle diff yes exactly what i'm saying i'm pissed about it man
have to afk farm which sucks
I just can't reach him in time.
Ugh.
Fuck!
Our bot lane is just so big.
bot lane it's just so small. I'm not sure I'm not too sure what to do I guess we
just keep on arm it away and hope for the best.
my own back
We've one shot this guy potentially here
Please sign on do your job nice
Nice job, Sion.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, good church.
We're gonna get to that point, man.
We're gonna get to that point where we're a problem.
We just gotta get there.
End time.
Hopefully not a lot of time, but in time nonetheless
Come on do something jinks
Fuck me man.
Getting nasty in there.
We got a back.
Sounds massive.
Sounds massive.
So big kills for us.
We're back in the game.
Love that.
So far, no waste time if we go over there.
Plan I don't need a plan
Why are we still at that tower gentlemen, I don't understand I don't understand why we're still there
In there for 30 fucking minutes get out of there man
What more could you guys want?
We're having a day Z. We played for five hours. We want to swap over to League, play a game, and then we jump in over to our DJ in hours.
We're 17 seconds. We got a pack. We'll get our item.
Ping this. We need it.
need this
Hit my job
Hit my job
Top lane getting some worth for it as well
Hey you chat. Thank you chat
It's crazy to say it's winnable, it's not insane.
I mean we stole soul, eyes of some time.
Always winnable I love that from you.
I have no health, I have no health, I have no, I have absolutely zero health man.
Sion has quit the game. I have zero health got my whole jungles over GG's FF
GG one and seven stuff insane
One and eight I mean
GG's
Now he's having an absolute connection leaving his fucking mind.
I'm supposed to do it bro
Ayayayoyoyoyoyoy
fuck this shit I'm out
I do this a massive 15 and 2
One and eight, one and five, two and seven.
Sheesh!
How about you just fuck me?
Hold on!
Hold on!
Maybe a big mobile for your boy here.
They can get him before they back, he's nice.
I mean I'm getting killed before I even walk up there by the mid laner.
He can't even hit me either, I'm getting killed by XS.
to get this. I don't know what our wing condition is. Maybe Jinx getting big but I still see
that happening go for another steal
I'm dead.
Their bush was warded.
Of course it's warded, man!
Of course it's warded!
GGs!
Give me out!
GGs!
GGs, GGs!
Yeah, there's no, there's no like,
Huch!
Fight them!
What do you want me to fight?
You want me to fight the Cho'Gath?
That is seven feet tall?
You want me to go in and kill the Morgana
that's gonna kill me and leave me for
fish bait after I die.
Do you want me to go after the warwick that has 17 kills, 11 of them being our support
by himself?
Do you want me to wait for my jinx that has 14,000 damage, less than our support and our
entire team and the entire opposing team as well, including their Morgana support, has
more damage than our fucking jinx.
you want me to do I want you to grow a t-rex well fuck me you got me there yeah
fucking got me there chat GGs today shorter stream we're gonna be jumping
over to the green thank you guys so much for challenge today man thank y'all so
much for hanging out I appreciate y'all next couple of days are gonna be a
little wonky cuz we gotta go get some hours in but we're still gonna be here
Every day, yeah, I appreciate you guys man. Everybody on my DJs. I will see you over on kick everybody else
I hope you guys all have a wonderful rest of your day. We start with some Daisy tomorrow moving in
Probably the same thing as today
Probably the same thing today, but I'll keep you guys posted. Alrighty. Thank you all so much again for chilling
Thank you all so much for hanging out. How is it possible your way as much as a dinosaur?
All right
Go ahead and end it on that one. I love you guys, man
I'll see you guys over on kick here in a moment. Okay. Thank y'all so much again for chilling
I'm gonna send everybody over to the 24 seven channel and I'll see you guys over on the green website
Appreciate you guys man. See y'all over there in a sec