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SQUISHY SUNDAY | ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END, EXCEPT MY WAIST LINE. !att !dayz
05-24-2026 · 12h 19m
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I'm like a freight train running
I'm that hurricane turning
Feeling like a polar bear burning
What are we gonna do?
I'm that fake smile gleaming
Yeah, I'm the lie that you choose to believe in
Guess the truth kinda lost all me in
And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I've been a loving lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
I'm taking it off
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I had all the people saying, get down on me.
Get down on me.
Get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it.
Come on, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it.
How you gonna do it if you really don't want to dance?
By standing on the wall?
Get your back up on the wall.
Tell me, how you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance?
By standing on the wall?
Get your back up on the floor
Cause I heard all the people say now
Get down on it
Come on in
Get down on it
If you really want it
Get down on it
You gotta feel it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Come on in
Get down on it
Baby baby
Get down on it
Get on it
Get down on it
I say see you soon
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty-duke, what should I do?
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, everybody, hello,
Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. Hello. Hello. Black
shirt. Keep you on your toes. Keep you on your toes. Black shirt. Feeling great. In
and comfortable. Black shirt. Good morning everybody. How's everybody doing? Hello.
How do you guys like the mug today?
Beautiful day, huh? Beautiful day.
It's too small. I know it is a little little bit see you know I'm saying it's a little bit see
Then good coffee though good morning everyone I hope you're all having a fantastic
weekend
Beautiful Sunday. God is good. Can I get an amen? Hope all of you guys are doing fan
Tastic fantastic
fantastical
Man, I dude I hardly slept last night. There was a storm last night
Boys, I can't lie. I
Fuck I thought the world was in I thought the gates were opening up
Jesus
Bro, it was pissing a
A bit of thinking for the four months, Jeff thinking for the entire year, 7-2, Hoppy
thinking for the nine months, Rush thinking for the gifted, Danny thinking for the gifted.
No, Danny thinking for the 18 months, Rush thinking for the gifted as well, Mick thinking
so much for the prime, Sharp thinking for the prime, Lieutenant Dan's new legs thinking
for the gifted, Naito thinking for the prime, and BoopG with a $25 super chat.
That cup is so small it makes your hands look normal-sized.
What is PETA getting on?
God, motherfucker.
Operations taking for the tier one and Basha and I, taking for the nine months.
Good morning everyone.
Good morning, good morning, good morning on this beautiful Sunday, on this beautiful
Sunday.
I hope you guys are all doing good, man.
A couple of announcements to make this morning.
of announcements couple of announcements couple of announcements. So first off I would like
to say that the last I don't even know how long it's been what has it been two weeks
two weeks, two weeks, two weeks, a week and a half, two weeks.
How long has it been? How long we been playing this?
Nine days. The last nine days has been a lot of fun.
It's been a lot of fun, very enjoyable.
Definitely think that it was a good time.
I'm starting to see some tendencies starting to see some things going on that just kind
of make me feel like a little bit of the same feeling I got from like rust, which is people
are getting to the point where they get a little bit more aggravated than usual.
I mean, hell, I saw some fucking loose his mind about and bacon.
And other things, I mean, it ain't just the one G. God bless him, I love him.
But other people too, just bitching about this, that, and the other and complaining
about one another and they said, I'm at the point where I enjoyed it.
It's a good time.
I really enjoyed having the server up.
I wish it wouldn't went better.
I definitely made some mistakes.
hopefully, you know, if we ever do it again, it's a better time. Learn from from the mishap from
the missteps. But overall, I feel like Daisy was a good time and it was a lot of fun. With that
being said, we're going to be shut the server down tomorrow, Monday. Um, listen, I do not have the
time nor the care to stay up all day and all night trying to worry about if the cans of
bacon or spawn rate is good enough or if the gauze rifle is making sure that the gauze
rifle is shooting correctly and the weather says that listen it's just too much it's
too much for a goopa like me. And I don't know enough to be able to put it in the greatest
spot. I mean, we gave our damnedest of tries, our damnedest of tries. But yeah, I really
don't want to, I really don't want to deal with all that shit, man. I really don't want
to. I enjoy playing games with the homies. I enjoy, you know, getting together, goofing
I don't want to be around, but you know, on that side of things, it's made me remember why I did want to do it in the first place. And, uh,
Nothing but love to everybody. Listen, we bitch about games all the time. We do it about our graders. We do it about Tarkov. We do literally every game we've ever played. We bitch. We complain. I worse than anyone else.
anyone else. So I take no offense to people complaining about certain things in the server.
I just don't have the time to be able to invest into making it better. Like I just don't.
You know, we got AT&T coming up this Thursday and we got a lot of sponsors coming up this
following week. So I just, I just don't have the time man. It was a lot of fun though. Listen,
Hey, say what you want.
It was rough, a couple of days bad,
couple of days good, couple of days great,
couple of days bad, but it was fun.
I'm glad we did it.
I'm glad we did it.
I hope everybody, all the content creators who showed up,
special thank you to every single one of you guys.
Y'all made the server what it was.
Had a lot of fun.
Shout out to the rearmed guys who helped us out.
Shout out to the future.
Shout out to all the admins.
everybody, you guys are goats and I appreciate you guys so much for all the help and for
all the assistance. Thank you guys. Truly. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. It was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun. But with that being said, needs to
discussion of what the fuck are we going to do today? We could go log on to Daisy or...
So I'm thinking, I'm thinking we might go try out, go play a little bit of the aisle and switch up
to CS go probably around like three, four o'clock and get some practicing. And we'll be doing this
periodically until Thursday with different games. I mean, I'm down. We can maybe play a little bit
of league. We may play a little bit of this, a little bit of that. Yes, GTA is up in the air.
Maybe we'll go and venture and take a, take a gander. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe. Depends
on how I feel. Depends on how I feel. Depends on how I feel. Depends on how I feel. But we're really
just bouncing around we're at the bouncing around fucking point we're at the burp peanut point of
bouncing around fuck it the whole group we just bouncing around playing everything you know
whatever's fun that day that's what we're gonna be grinding
What happened last night, um, so as you guys know, we get followed around by a lot of like
D dossers and people just who hate peanuts guts and want him to fucking die.
The last time we were trying to play Left 4 Dead 2 and there's basically on all these
games there's a search engine where you can search up game servers, host it privately,
host it publicly, you can search it all up.
It exists on every game.
The problem is with the old games like Left 4 Dead 2, the infrastructure of the servers
are not good like they, you could, it's like Sea of Thieves, they can just DDoS them. They
can get the IP, DDoS them, at will, can't play it. So they DDoS our server and then
peanut thought it would be a good idea to do a local host, which is basically you hosted
off of your internet. But what happens is, is that reveals your IP. So because he did
a local host, they got his IP and they were able to DDoS him off of stream all night until
So I don't know.
Did he ever go back live last night?
He did.
He ended up going back on live.
So he got it all switched and he's good now.
But that's what happened.
That's what happened.
But you just did.
What a world we live in, huh?
What a world we live in.
If you had thought or if you had told me that we'd be trying to play games and people would
have the power to DDoS games servers, like it's one thing to DDoS like you're hosting
a server but like the actual game itself is being held hostage via Sea of Thieves and
Left 4 Dead 2, I would have told you y'all crack.
How's that even possible?
Insane, man.
Fucking nuts.
I just get away with it, dude.
Ain't nobody do anything about it.
Wasn't this a problem with the armor back in the day?
It's always been a problem.
But again, armor servers are like privately hosted.
DDoS in actual game servers. Like they got a studio with some servers in that
John and they DDoS in those. Which is crazy.
Marathon has less viewers than PUBG Mobile. Yo, what about Destiny 2 shunned
down? They were really throwing all the eggs in that marathon basket, huh? I don't
know why.
I don't know what Bungie is going to do.
I don't know what their plan is next or they think that Marathon is going to get some life
to it.
I don't know.
RJ, thanks so much for the $2 super chat, man.
Good morning and happy Sunday to you as well.
Absolutely.
Thank you so much for hanging out and playing, man.
Yeah, so that's the plan for the day you go watch some clips and then we will
We'll jump in there
These and
Clip cue is now
Post your clips in the chat post your clips
Those your clips post your clips post your clips
I don't even think it's like that, bro, truly, I don't even, I don't even think it's like
that.
I just, I think that the team really put a lot of emphasis on marathon and they tried
to go. You know you see it a lot with games where they try to like reinvent the wheel.
And especially with these larger studios where they kind of it seems like they they think
that they know it all. They think that they know what the consumer wants more than the
consumer does. And then it just blows up in their faces a little bit. I don't think marathon
is a bad game. I don't think I think marathon wasn't terrible but at the same time when
you're bungee and you're releasing a game under a triple a title with backing like that
shit better be unbelievable or you're going to get absolutely decimated online. That's
just how it is. If you're a, you know, a small studio, it makes sense on why this, that and
the other isn't perfect. But when you have millions and millions of dollars into development
release a game that doesn't really do anything better like that. I said it whenever it first
released, the biggest thing with marathon is it didn't really do anything like the looting wasn't
better than its competitors. The gunplacers hell wasn't better than its competitors.
The flow of the maps weren't very good compared to its competitors. Arc Raiders was absolutely
massive at the time like on release and going up against something like that with a product that
isn't completely dominating it and every shi- every single way shape and form. I mean we saw
with Tarkov and all these other games that came up you know like they never really were able to get
true momentum because again they weren't better than Tarkov and a lot of different things I just
don't think marathon was better than markov was better than arc was better than delta
was better than abi i don't think marathon was better but in really anyways than all those games
they might have had things that were like as good but not better
So, I don't know, I don't know, bust some clips!
I started drinking at 6am and we're hearing out on a what time it is when I'm growing
deep and those cars are going real fast and real last son, they're going fast and
Wait up, fuck yeah!
EEEH EEEH!
This bird can straight hit you with a Mortal Kombat fatality.
Finish him!
Introducing the Casuary, a species of rat-hite native to the land down under.
And for once guys, it's not venomous.
Can still flap on you guys, and I'm gonna tell you how.
You see, these neon chickens belong to the same family of birds as the emu,
and as such share their impressive size, coming into their solid 79 fucking kilos,
and growing up to six feet tall, meaning the short kings in my audience could, in theory,
mount these things like a chocobo, but what makes them stick out from him, you?
Why you saying-
Yo, why do you do T1 like this, man?
Holy shit!
Taeyum! Taeyum! Looks like a League of Legends character.
But what makes him stick out from emus?
Well you see the cassowary is basically a speck ops emus.
Being twice the weight, highly territorial,
and most importantly, coming with a f***ing combat knife.
Look at those strings.
Stacked to their foot.
That's right, this is a cassowary claw.
And it's the reason they can hit you with a fighting game finisher.
You see, these claws are eight full five inches long.
And you know what I mean?
Honestly, five inches way too big for anything.
And especially if you're something that's going inside me.
And if you anger the tactical assault turkey,
that is exactly what you're gonna forget
as they go to.
Defense method is to kick you square in the gut
with that kitchen knife and attempt to disembowel you.
And I mean, even if the kick doesn't put your insides
on the outsides, that kick is still gonna send you flying,
which can cause some fairly major problems.
Problems like the incident that occurred in 2012, where I s*** you not, a cassowary,
ran up behind a random tourist, hit the heavy attack button, and kicked the guy down a small
cliff into the ocean.
I mean luckily he survived, but the fact that I live in a country where at any point I could
be hit with a sneaking hack by a Kaiju turkey is f***ing terrifying.
I would have liked to have gone thirsty, like, you know, after they work and he's just like,
he's a lot, baby.
He's a lot like co-worker energy.
Yeah.
He goes, I don't know.
I'm going on the road with Rick.
It's going to be, it's going to be a long week.
Yeah.
Working with Rick.
Well, let me tell you something, daddy.
Rick is Rick, baby.
Yeah.
Rick does Rick, baby.
Yeah.
He held me about for the boys for half an hour.
I just had an argument with a friend and he said that Hatch is a better FPS player than Trey. I told him me.
Stopped the clip right there. Yeah, 100% agreed in every way, shape and form. Trey couldn't hold a candle to a fart of mine in any FPS game. I completely agree.
Next.
Oh, shit.
I'm not gonna mess with you there.
Oh
Big ass spider
Oh my god, oh my god, did you see that did you see that it's webs coming down on top of me you
The way that I'm fucking died dude
Oh my God, we're just looking at each other.
Why me dude?
The truth is, I'm telling you you can do whatever you want to do, but it's still consequences.
Hollywood is finding that out right now.
There's a drug problem in Hollywood.
They can't even tell you about it.
Yo, slander the thing of the tier one.
He is the truth, won't nobody say.
That mother, old Zimpik is walking Hollywood tax.
Do you hear me?
They say Oprah took so much that Gayle lost 12 pounds.
Do you understand what I said?
People are shitting themselves to death.
I didn't see the numbers, I was flabbergasted.
I know a woman that weighed 126 pounds.
She lost 131 pounds.
Did you just do that math in your head
that she had to borrow a few pounds
from her friends and family?
Hey, can I get that Pokemon booster box?
Oh, do you want all of them?
There's already a couple missing, but...
All right, is there anything else like it?
What are you doing?
Oh, you mean this?
Yeah, I'm just skinning the past.
See if there's valuable cards inside.
Oh, yeah? That's cool.
Yeah, yeah, thanks, it is, man.
Yeah, I only opened the packs that hit, and I resold the rest.
Yeah? That's cool.
Really cool.
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty good money, actually.
Oh, see?
There's a good one.
Uh-huh.
Mitch?
What are you doing?
Wait, no!
No!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Call my brother and tell him that his car, that he parked in Cedar Rapids Airport got
towed and he's worried about this. His name is Kevin.
Hello?
This is Grenadine Wilcox. I'm calling with the Cedar Rapids Airport. Yeah, so your car
has been impounded. I'm going to try to get them down to 700 a day instead of a thousand.
Wait, 700 a day?
Yes. You said no one has a disability. If you had just said yes, just between me and
Okay, well, let's say I have a disability.
Yeah, but sir, I need you to say that.
I'm going to put you in a hole, then when I call you back, just say, you know what I mean?
All right, one second.
Hey, is this Kevin?
Yeah.
Kevin, is that you?
That's me.
Hey there, man.
Just wanted to double check if you or anyone, you know, I'm going to call you back, okay?
If you or anyone has a disability in your family, I'm going to hell.
That's so fucked.
This is the worst song I've ever heard, this worst song I've ever heard, holy shit.
That was terrible.
Oh, I got this.
Hello.
Ha ha ha ha!
Come on.
Oh my fucking god!
You fucking piece of-
I'm running up right-
I don't give a fuck!
Can't you son of a bitch!
Oh
USA USA, please do some more boys. Oh my god
Leave me alone
Don't you be
I got him, I got him, I got him, don't kill him.
You got the guy, you got the guy in the stairs?
I got him, I got him boys, I got him.
Oh my god, good work, oh my god.
He's so young in this club.
He thinks I'm a scab.
Good work dude, good work.
Oh my god, congratulations, congratulations.
I
Little baby, he's a little baby
He just a baby
we'll smell you we'll smell you have you got a laser have you posted a Facebook
message that offended anyone it's time to go to prison
I've seen you and peanut playing games bro and the fun you lot have together and the
entertainment you and all the other streamers have together it keeps all of us occupied
and sane keep up the good work and fuck the haters.
Yo cry thanks so much for the $36 super chat I appreciate the love man can we use some
W's it and the YouTube chat with crack coming in with 36. I appreciate the love. I appreciate
it, man. Thank you. Truly. It means a lot. It means a lot. The end of the day, we just
trying to have fun and bring you guys some enjoyment watching the stream. So thank you
for the love, bro. Thank you. W's in the chat.
You better watch out.
I'm in Arnondaga.
Sliding out though and having a look, Seattle dog making a move.
Oh, oh, oh!
That's a block, Townsend. That's an absolute block.
That is a dirty wiener.
Get this guy a drink.
What the fuck would give me this?
What the fuck is happening?
This is why you don't trick or drive bro, look at that, one sip.
of
of this clip and
The giant horse conch weighs over 11 pounds.
That's a lot of mollusk.
That's a lot of cock.
Wow.
That's good.
That's good.
I was this guy so fucking fat.
I was ingenious.
He was eating a whole sheep in half an hour.
And he's still on me.
He's still on me.
He's still on me.
He's still on me.
He's still on me.
He's still on me.
He's still on me.
He's still on me.
I got a lot of green peppers, man, don't...
Oh, shit.
You guys have the equivalent of an old Yeller in the Netherlands?
Old Yeller? What's an old Yeller?
Yeah, I think you might be the Dutch equivalent
I mean what were we supposed to do?
I mean what were we supposed to do?
What was I supposed to do sometimes it be your own it be your own it be your own
Dude, I'm gonna go.
No, no.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Stop and go state, sir.
Yeah, I'm stopped.
I just haven't decided to go yet.
I still decided.
I still decided I gotta pick my kids up from daycare. Can you decide quicker for me, please?
Here's first round of 3d printed feet. I actually kicked it. These are absolutely huge. Let's put them on
Oh, you want to see if I can leave tracks and it actually looks like a deer. I think that's absolutely freaking hilarious
Or should I say my
Hahaha!
Alright, drum roll please.
That looks freakin' sweet!
Haha! Wow!
That is so cool!
Nobody's ever done this stuff!
What a freakin' wild life!
There's some phenomenal dirt right over here
to make perfect hoof prints.
Let's go over there.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Come on!
It's time for the test.
Ahhhhh!
Look at that!
That is so real!
Oh, man, do you imagine being a hunter out there going what the fuck kind of deer is this
There's got no flow in the north. Oh my gosh. This is so funny in the north for longer than two seconds
This is so funny. There's nobody needs to be at hillotary either
We smell you. We smell you.
We'll set it up. Hold your bacon for you.
Eat away. He's good. He's good.
He's chilling. He found all the bacon, dude.
I was collecting it.
collecting it oh will that kill them that was good timing did so much show him
the clip of him sniping me or what dude I was like no one has any reason to even
be here
The first choice is Mr. Doubleman.
A lot of head shaking here, Tyler.
What?
You're not happy that that picks up the board, Doubleman?
I'm gonna kill you
hahahahahahahaha
all of them bro you fuck off of the kids bro you did that last time as well
stop clicking you fucking almost bit that thing bro are you crazy holy you
know what let me feed I have a perfect night let me feed you say away you did
that you killed the last baby I had that's touched with his pacifier that's
adorable not we got to see the rare one oh my gosh am I buying them all is it
Okay.
What the hell just happened?
Oh fuck.
Hey baby, what are you guys watching?
Football?
Yes, I know.
Wow.
Wow.
You must see it.
Clouded, this boy's future is.
Hey, Logan!
Why don't you learn how to drive?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Do you remember there was a time on social media, I don't know if it was like around
the time of like Vine, where everyone was posted in these videos, and I'm going to say
that was probably one of the greatest times of like the online world.
Like all of these, now this isn't, I don't even think this is AI, I think this is just
like editing.
People were doing this like crazy back in like 2014, 2015, like these were all the Vines,
all like the YouTube videos, dude it was awesome.
Thanks for the server boss loved it hell yeah right I'm glad you enjoyed it man
I
Hello, you have a grenade. No, we have a smoke grenade. I can do it up there. Okay
Wait, I hear footsteps
zombies
Cast him out cast him out
We're the four best friends that anybody can have, so we're the four best friends that anybody can have, we're the four best friends that anybody can have, and we'll never, ever, ever leave each other.
Say we the four best friends that anybody can have, say we're the four best friends that anybody can have, we're the four best friends that...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
blue
fuck you
fuck you
if you find enemies
you're a come
for the snowball
whoa whoa
sensation
fuck
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, beat, listen, they broke my fucking legs, tied me up, and
knocked me out with snowballs for 30 minutes.
I don't want to hear nothing from anybody.
Fuck.
What the fuck?
How do you get that close to me with no audio?
Easy.
Now they're talking about, now they're talking about, now they're talking about killing me.
I just have to put Trey down.
The third guy killed me, so Hutch killed the third guy, and then Hutch felt bad after risking his chastle, and then he killed himself.
Holy shit.
Okay, I think off the mix-up.
Alpha, what do you think?
I thought we were f***ing tight.
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Shit! Oh my god!
There, now we can move on.
Oh shit, gotta get my goop outta here!
What the fuck am I looking at what the fuck am I looking at
Why am I getting an out of film?
Bitch, why?
Why are you still around?
I mean, alcoholics and criminals need jobs too.
Like, bitch, how you gonna make a fake triple dipper?
Honestly, I think that food looked pretty good, really.
We've taken a weird turn in the clips this morning.
We've taken a very, very odd turn in the clips this morning.
Very weird turn.
Very weird, very odd.
But the cheese is somehow still melted.
look like those cheese sticks that we got in grade school y'all remember those those big long
cheese sticks you get two of them but they took those away thanks Obama
I remember when I was about to go in high school we still had those nice soda machines
you get moundu's coca-colas and then Obama that shit turned into ice sparkling water
flavored water what the fuck I dare you worry about my health huh how dare you
I want to drink a Mountain Dew damn it let me it's America the fuck crazy
crazy that shit didn't work for you what the fuck you mean it didn't work for me
Oh, I think I might have to do the what's it called real quick
Well, I had to turn off. Okay
Y'all tell me if this is crazy. I
Don't ever turn my PC's off
literally ever
Because every time I turn my PC off
literally every time
The same thing always happens
something breaks. Every time. I don't know why, how, what causes it, but every
single time I turn my PC off, something happens. Every time.
Far is the thing for the prod.
Yep.
You too?
Oh, it's terrible.
Just windows, man.
Apply.
This should be good now.
I
Turned mine off like once a month other than that sleep mode. Yeah me too. It goes to sleep it take naps
But then turn all the way off
Yo moves thinking for the prime stinky faz elite
Certism and I knew thinking for the subs
Sugar, thank you for the $10 super chat, it's nearly time for Hutch to have an Apex Legends
Arc.
No, no, no, thank you, good sir, no thank you, I'ma pass on that one, I'ma pass on that
one.
Man, isn't it great hearing that noise?
Isn't it great hearing that noise?
Y'all ready to go survive?
Are you ready to go survive?
Yo, Jasper. Thank you so much for the five gifted. I appreciate you, bro. Gentlemen, we're
back home. We're back home. It's been a long time. It's been a long, long time. I know
a lot of you guys have been wanting the aisle back for a good bit now. Today we're going
to be playing the aisle and then we're going to be swapping to CS two practice tonight.
That's the game plan practicing or practicing the aisle playing the aisle practicing CS 2
tonight.
That is the game plan what we got.
We got to take it.
We got to take it right.
We got to take the a la.
We got to take the a la.
There's an a la to be had an a la would be played.
That is the oh shit.
look sick. Yo Scooby thinking for the five gifted, Kalec thinks so much for the gifted
as well. For sure thinking for the five months. I appreciate you guys man. Yeah this actually
looks pretty crazy. Let's rock and roll. We are back.
man oh man let the survival commence gentlemen oh feels good it feels so damn good
it feels so damn good
alo on day one is kind of a crazy crazy decision but fuck it we ball fuck it we ball
move camera where where do we where do we like the camera for this just like down here right
I guess down here is the best spot right in the middle
It's all right the dinosaur like a horse
Just on the back of the dinosaur
You didn't find some new games add to the list yeah for sure listen don't sleep on the aisle, okay?
Especially coming from Daisy. I mean fuck
This is a great game. We're going from survival in the easiest form to survival in the hardest form.
I still bro, I still, I'm gonna die on the hill and say that don't you dare be in this tree.
Don't you dare be in this tree.
We need to go and wait for this. This is bored to be able to be eaten.
Mutations. What do we take for the first mutation?
What was that?
What do we take for the first mutation?
I know we want efficient digestion, but we don't want it yet.
I think we chill.
I think we chill.
You should honestly go find some rocks and then come back to this A.
The question is, where would rocks be?
Probably up there, no?
Well, let's see if we can get some rocks.
Then we come back and eat this.
What the fuck was that?
Onwards!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
That gotta be rocks up here, right?
If it isn't, we can go to the road and get rocks.
It's kind of sketch.
Raptors.
Right, no, I can't eat these, fuck you.
Why does the dino need a rock?
I'm at your first time watching the aisle, welcome.
So what the rocks do is, it's called gastroliths.
you eat the rocks, it helps empty out your stomach faster. And on the aloe, the aloe is
a really hard one to grow because you go from your stomach not moving at all, like you see,
to your stomach emptying every like quarter of a second in its hell. But right now, right
Now we just need to empty out our stomach and we got to hope that that a doesn't get
eaten while we're gone.
We really got to hope that a doesn't get eaten while we're gone.
There's the rocks, but the fuck is the rocks?
there gonna be rocks here well hey we might as well get the baby zone knocked
out might as well probably gonna be some rocks in here
There we go, audio is a little low.
that's a bunch of me where the fuck is the rocks there's got to be somewhere
out here somewhere right no rocks right here yep beautiful okay well empty out
here that a still over there oh shit I think the a's gone oh oh
I think I heard something, that wasn't me.
Oh my god!
Move cam top left.
Look up here?
Is that better?
Okay, we're just getting rocks.
We're emptying out the stomach.
Thanks, Lice.
I'm just laying here on a work call right now, though, for 15 minutes, I'll write what
I'm done if you're here still.
Hahahahaha.
See, this guy got it figured out, man.
This guy got it figured out.
Oh, shit.
My man's on a work call growing it out, though.
It's awesome.
I
They're so quick!
Fuck!
Dude, my heart, I have to dude.
Dude, my heart, man, you can't be doing that shit.
Oh.
Scared the shit out of me.
My goodness gracious.
Holy nutsack Batman fuck oh
Whoo
Let me see if I can't still do this
Okay, cool, so I still got some unlocks
Alright, listen boys. Listen
Listen, listen boys, listen bro, if we die on this run, it's fucking over.
We can't die on this run, okay?
We have to lock in, lock in, lock in!
We can't die on this one, this is my only, this is my only unlock man.
Oh, we kind of look like a little bit of a nutsack, ah damn it, never mind.
Okay, which one is this? Is it this one? Oh yeah, we look cool. I'll take that.
Alright. Fuck man. Scared the shit out of me. Okay. Where are we at now?
I got no idea where we are.
I never thought in a million years I would want a swamp spawn, you know?
Never. I never thought in this game I'd want to be near the swamp.
I'm crying, bro. This game's terrifying, man.
Especially when you haven't played it for a little bit.
Okay, we're along the gate of the passage.
Can you explain this game for the first timers?
Yes, I can.
This is the Isle.
Think of Daisy, but with dinosaurs, except extremely harder.
Every single dino you see on the map are all players.
The only AI is the stuff that is dead on the ground.
So you can get like body drops or you can get like boars and stuff that drop randomly across the map
But everything else that you see from the things flying in the sky to the little ones running around on the ground
They're all players what dictates the survival in this game is just eating and maintaining a diet
Which you see right here each of these diets correspond with the type of things that you're eating
Along that your diet that
Along with your diet corresponding with what specifically your dinosaur likes to eat.
So for example, the aloe, we got deer, we got goat, we got dibbles, we got boars, we
got tenos, stegos, all kinds of different shit.
By eating these diets it increases our growth rate.
Right now we're at 31% because we just spawned in and it's going to go down.
Now there's a thing in this game called reaching prime.
What prime means is that you can hit all three of these diets and you go to certain spots
on the map which once you hit prime it allows you to go larger, do more damage, different
stuff like that. The main premise of this game is trying to survive until you get to
a point where you're big enough to bully the people who were bullying you while you were
trying to grow. That's it. That's literally what this game is. That and trying to make
sure you don't get ambushed by T-Rex. These dinosaurs take anywhere from five hours to
over two days worth of real time in order to grow from a baby to a full size. A T-Rex,
last T-Rex I was 22 hours into it and it was still not fully grown. So every time you kill
another player you have taken hours, days, weeks away from them of grinding and growing their
dinosaur. Especially whenever you're full size. Hence the adrenaline dump and hence the reason why we
play this game. It really is about just taking time away from other people. That's it.
But kind of think of it like Daisy, you know, you take a blaze, you kill those two guys who've been grinding filaments to build a space suit, you take an allosaurus, an ambush, a wounded cerataurus, and you take seven hours from them.
Or God forbid you kill something like a trike or a juvenile T-Rex, you can take 10, 15, 20 hours from a Goopa. It's legit. It's really cool.
And if you're one of those people who are like, this game doesn't look like it's for
me, give it a little bit.
We have a rule here.
In order to be able to have an opinion about this game, you got to watch it for an hour.
And I promise you, you'll love it.
Watch this.
Chat, how many of you, when we first started playing the Isle, thought it was stupid and
now you're addicted?
Let's just look at the chat, just watch the chat, watch the chat, watch the chat, watch
the chat.
That's this game!
As you can see, there's some haters, they're obviously not on the spectrum like the rest
of us.
Their opinions don't matter.
his amical strength retweet his amical strength
All right kind of in the ballpark for a body drop here
Why would people choose to be the veggie the vegetarian dino's because they're stronger.
That's the thing about picking the herbivores is that the herbivores are very very strong
like the trike the stego those are the strongest dinos on the map.
So it's a very slow and grueling process.
But once you get to size, like bro, you just walk around like your shit doesn't stink
and bully everyone, including T-Rexes.
Unless they're good and their name is Gengar, then you die.
But if their name is Hunch, you probably kill them.
Alright, let's get over here.
don't get murdered let's try and get some food man holy shit let's try and get
some food
the aim of the game exactly surviving it's the hardest survival game in my
opinion on the market bro the main premise of this game is surviving
trying to live trying not to die sinking hours of hard work and dedication in
in order to grow your dyno and then to continue to survive after that.
There's something right next to us, and I don't know where it is
That sound big to you guys
That's an alo?
How can you tell?
Are you sure?
I don't know what that is I can't tell what that is anybody tell that that look
kind of look like a Sarah maybe we pass it up maybe we pass it up I don't think
we actually like need a new day
all mother fucker
run
Good
Not good
Oh, I'm so fucking assholes, man.
We're out of here.
Bro, I'm not kidding you.
Over a month ago, I was playing this game like crazy.
a month ago those little assholes were camping that baby area all day long.
That means that these same pieces of shit are still camping that area!
It's been a month plus!
You freaks!
Oh
My gosh, she's here as well
fuck you
They've got to be land over here, right?
Is there land on this side?
There is.
bro these freaks I'm dead to bleed I'm dead to bleed
Dude, I just don't understand how these guys are allowed to camp these baby areas all day long, every single fucking day.
It's insanity, man. It's insanity. It has been a month plus of this shit, and you guys are still here.
I mean, I gotta I can't die in the water. I can't body deny sadly
But if he's not gonna let me in I don't know how I'm supposed to walk back over there. Oh
My gosh, we got our bleed. Oh my gosh our bleed stopped
Hold on let me cook
Please, no, die the sickest man, please.
What an origin story.
What an origin story.
I mean, that's a long way for him to have to go all the way back around now.
Do we make it to that?
Oh, baby, you fuck off.
You freak.
There's some bullshit, bro.
I'm just a baby.
So those are Trudons and they're so Trudons are allowed to be in baby areas.
Oh, and full adult.
After you're like an adult Allosaurus and there's just one of them, they really aren't
a threat.
But when you're a baby Allosaurus, they are disgusting.
Like, they just, those people, their whole identity, their life goal is to sit in those
baby areas and to kill things on repeat all day long for 10 hours a day.
They don't grow like actual big dinos because they don't want to sink the time into.
So they'll just sit in those baby areas
Camp it kill anything that walks in there and then getting huge hordes of them and then go hunt down big ones
Is that my hearing a true dawn up here?
What is that
Addersson, what's up man?
Listen, it was a fun time.
You know as much as I know, the longer the server goes on, the more complaining is going
to happen.
So I'd rather just take it down on a high note.
All of us, you know, go do our things.
And then we all go back at some point in the future.
Hey, you got something to look forward to at least.
I mean I'm very lucky to be alive. I should be dead. I should have already bled out.
I can't believe there wasn't a dinosaur in this water
holy fuck
We can't even really sit here for too long our diet is soft
We kind of got to keep moving
We got to keep moving bad we rest up get enough stamina back to move and then we we got to go
There's an a right down the stream we gotta go for that
We get our claw back and then we move oh
My god, it's Trudon's bro these pieces of shit Trudon's
And there's raptors all around me
There's so many raptors, bro.
This is cooked.
What a cursed life I'm living.
18%.
Seeing a Rex die is a good day.
Can you kill the raptor?
I can kill a small raptor, but typically raptors aren't by themselves and it doesn't sound like
they're by themselves either, so we're probably cooked if that raptor sees us.
And look at our blood, even if we do kill a small raptor, it's going to kill us with a bleed.
Okay, I think at this point, we go ahead and take our first one, which is, we take our
first one, which is efficient digestion.
We're about to start hitting that growth spurt.
We're going to be very, very hard to survive.
I do not think we can wait any longer though, we got to start moving.
Oh shit balls man.
Shit balls.
fuck sake
looks good looks okay she's got to get to that a man that's it get to that a and
we can just chill what the fuck was that
right now the reason why we're running I know we're in a terrible spot but we
have to save our diet in order to be able to get prime and if you don't have
prime you're basically already dead it ain't worth living no more and someone
All right, well, that's just fucking terrible 16% gotta find food soon
All right, we're just on this road for a second.
Stamina back 15 percent
How was that?
Let's go.
Dead shit.
Let's go.
Basically, if we see anything, that is alive. We're pretty much dead.
That Trudon has absolutely bent me over and fucked me to tears.
Are you bleeding?
Oh my god.
You know what fuck these guys sanctuary is safe if y'all need
it good luck out there go ahead hey you don't want to have me into your group
fuck you then I hope you all die sanctuary safe go deal with those Trudons
jackasses like I give a shit a goopa can't even get a ham a goopa can't even
get a slice of ham and it's gone for sakin this guy
It's God forsaken place to have jungles of hell.
oh shit
I
Hate the whole fucking thing
I would you would have bet those bodies over there with those poor souls I said was safe.
I mean guys this is so bad.
We gotta go for this. It is what it is if we die.
please
Oh, tell me this isn't my own, tell me, it's my own, it's my A.
Yeah, eat. Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat. It.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, oh my god, I'm so happy.
Are we good?
Not infertile, 83% growth rate.
Okay.
W's.
Stay God!
Haaahhh!
Fuck!
Dude, I thought I was cooked!
Haaah!
I thought I was so cooked!
Oh my gosh!
Alright, into our bush!
Into our bush!
All right, so here's the problem, obviously, we are now alive, which is good.
Our stamina will regen, which is the claw.
The problem with the allosaurus.
We're low on stand right now, but once we hit around 40% grown, our stomach is going
to empty at an alarming rate been kicked thanks so much for the five gifted
so right when we stand up we're probably gonna have to just hope to God that we
can get food
Oh man, alright, now there's two of us.
Beautiful!
We have a friend!
Everyone welcome in.
It's silent.
Scott it's silent to the squadron. Oh my gosh. All right. We got a friend
We got a friend huge w with the server officially over for days to eat Monday
something behind this
I'll hear that. What's that noise?
I
Think that's a t-rex
So
A raptor
You need sanctuary still? Yeah, we'll get sanctuary when we're larger. We just gotta
get stamina right now. Get some health back.
Andrew, we don't know what the hell you're talking about. What kind of headphones are
you using? 64 audios. Yo, Jigs, here for the thousand kicks, man. I appreciate you, bro.
Thank you so much.
How's that?
Oh my...
Scared the fucking shit out of me.
Oh, Silent's still alive. Silent's still right here. He just shit himself.
Silent, did you shit my pants? Who's shitting my pants? Chat, was it one of you?
My bad
All right
So, here's a question, where do we go?
I guess we're still just chillin, we just gotta continue healin.
We're healin, we're growin, we're doing good, we're still wounded brother.
I'm not kidding you, we had to have been at a fraction of health.
Like single digits health.
I don't know how we're alive.
Even if that, that Cardo that we jumped on, if he would have been us one time, who would
have killed us?
You sit right here till you're healed.
What do we find to eat?
We got a boar.
We got lucky.
We got one of those stagnant spawns.
And that's what's really cool.
So on this server, on a lot of other servers, there's like deer and boars that are walking
around that you can kill and eat.
But in this server, there is no AI.
It's all players.
But there's locations that have a chance of body dropping boars and body dropping goats
that are already dead.
But what happens is, is everyone is starving.
as hungry, especially as juveniles. So the flow of the map that happens by people just
trying to survive is so much fun in the early stages.
Good morning Vietnam. What's going on baby? Nasty out. Well at least she ain't a seratourist
that was going after a small juvenile raptor and was ambushed by a potential
Herrera or a carnivore.
Never mind, you don't get it. You don't get it. Get the hell out.
Give me a DC and don't say anything. Give me a DC.
He's not Lucy on there.
Oh, baby.
Oh, sorry.
It's a Duke of Soros.
It's a Duke of Soros Rex.
Oh, baby.
And remember, Duke, if you fuck around, zzzt.
Remember that.
Yeah, no.
Could you imagine?
All right, love you DC stat
Take my pills
I'm about to get wired I'm about to get wired for this aisle gameplay gentlemen. We're about to be electrocuted
All right, we're still just healing up
We are still wounded bro that guy had to have sauced my titties. Oh my gosh. I was
knocking on death's door. I
Would love to know what percentage my health was that?
You still drunk from last night help me please you got to drink more that's how it works simple
science I sip on that faulty gotta sip on that faulty
Oh, it was my bleed that was making my healing slow, got it.
was feeling good last night? Yeah, bro, I bet he was. Especially after getting your IP
sauce didn't happen to do all that. I bet he was aggravated. I mean, bro, I feel so bad
for officer officer finally hangs out with us and we get DDoS off an entire category
of game what a joke love you
I said I love you you deaf or something
no you can't you can't see your actual HP it's just the red around the border of
the screen that you get to see
Raptors says the legally deaf guy true
Shies though
Bro right dude right when I heal we're gonna have to go and hunt again literally the second I get up we're hunting
Which blows to be honest
But, good news is when we stand up we're going to have some dirt to us.
We're going to be a little plastered.
We're no longer a baba, we're a little larger.
We're about the size where we can start fucking up other juveniles.
But we are not at the size where we're truly just saucing everybody.
I wonder what do I have in my storage on this server?
What do I have right now?
Our dinos that we have is...
Oh my god, our vouchers ran out!
FUUUUCK!
I should have sold them.
I should have sold them.
Well, we got 6,957 PP coins, which is good.
I don't even think we had anything cool in there. I think we had like a Sarah and that's it
By a Rex is there any Rexes on the auction house, it probably isn't you know
Stego
Sarah
Ashes of valor stego Diablo
Double, double, dynasuchus, dryo, hipsy, dryo, dryo.
It's all just dryos bro, so people can gamble.
There's a triceratops, starting bid is 2,000, nine mutations.
That actually might be, I just never played it, I don't want to spend that much money
on something and then die with it.
Basic bitch, Alasaurus.
You sounded for 1300?
What the fuck wrong with you?
Bloodbath Sarah.
Wait, what's a bloodbath?
What is that mutation?
10-0. 10-0. Trudon. Yeah, there ain't shit here, boys. There ain't shit here. And anything
that is here from this point is gonna be the dumbasses making auctions for like a month.
A blood bath is a normal bath, but with blood, hope that helps.
Stone, I want you to understand something.
The moment that I can ban you, you know, the moment that I get the opportunity, like you
type something in and you accidentally type something different, you know.
I'ma sauce your shit, okay?
I want you to know that.
What the fuck did you just say?
Not actually, not actually, just kidding.
He ain't wrong though.
He ain't wrong, I think that's what makes me
the most mad at him, you know?
because he isn't wrong
but he knows he ain't right
okay he's got a little girth to us now and we're a little quicker
careful bro, huh?
this is good
Is that a body drop?
Is that a body drop?
Yeah it might be a gator, but it also might just be a body drop.
Think of it like this, if there was a dinosaur sitting there, it's probably pretty large
and would need to eat.
No, no, no, you go in front of me.
You go in front of me.
I won't be in front of you.
Yeah, I don't want to go first.
Oh my god, it wasn't down asuchus.
the body's gone it was one holy shit you guys were right
oh my goodness
we're gonna get hungry fast we should probably make our way to the next food
source to be honest
We hunting. Let's go. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. Now, remember, Chad, this is a survival
situation. If anyone's dying, it ain't gonna be me, okay? It is what it is. I don't want
our friend to die, but I will allow him to die so I live. It is what it is. You gotta
survive out here. So get that treat on, that treat on can still fuck us up if there's more
them one to be honest the A is in the middle of the water
and he's kind of cruising oh holy shit the sacrifice we're willing to make
Take aim in.
Oh.
Old blood.
Very old blood.
Very old blood
I'm pretty sure you can sit in that area and try and go for a skin.
I think there's a, there's a, there's a skin drop in that, in that area of the map.
You get like the olive grove or something like that for the swamp.
I don't know.
I
Once on a mission, I feel like he knows where he's at
What's the cost for a server are you talking about on day Z?
It's not a lot.
The server isn't what costs a lot of money.
Server is easy.
It's the DDoS protection.
that's what you know it's the most work I guess you would say
closing days each server yeah yeah listen I know a lot of people be like oh
no keep it open guys the reality is is like I just don't have the time I don't
have the time to kind of like continue getting content creators in and trying to fix things
and monitor everybody and making sure everything's good. Like I just, I don't have the time for
it, you know. I think we leave it on a high note. Then next time we get a low period,
it works. But for right now, like we got a lot of sponsors coming up. We have AT&T on
Thursday I want to play different games like you know to the right oh my gosh it's
the Trudons bro yeah we do not go over there
What the fuck was that?
That's E-Rex?
Fucking bird.
I just jumped on him I feel so bad
about it I just I just jumped on my boy
silent we ain't gonna catch him
Where's that blood going?
I'm hurt and he's on a rock.
Shit.
We're going to need food soon.
I guarantee you our boy is hungry, hungry.
He's larger than me.
If I'm hungry, he's really hungry.
Our diet's okay, but this is the part of the aloe that's the hardest, because at this
growth, whenever we're not really big enough to take on Sarah's and we're not fast enough
to catch rafters. This is when he gets brutal.
Trinons are going to kill our boy if he ain't careful.
Sarah's up ahead.
of
damn raptors
Where's the food at man?
You got to be careful if he gets multiple of them we're fucked
If there's multiple of them running around we're dead
Do there's no food around here?
We got to move out of this area. We have to have to have to.
We Gulch to Nave.
Aloe needs a cannibal perk? I agree. I wish we could cannibal. Or we can cannibalize.
Like that would be a lot better. It'd make growing on an Aloe a little bit easier.
It's just dude, it's hard. It is so hard to grow on this dino.
I don't know how he's maintaining a stamina. He has to be stamina draining. He's probably really hungry.
I've got a hope for another body drop.
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
uhhh
Or is that...
This is a big T-Rex spot.
I need this, I gotta be very careful though.
Oh
Oh, he's pissed at me there was one bite left on it
It is what it is. We gotta worry about ourselves
This is what it is, this is what it is, this is what it is.
Oh!
Oh ho ho ho ho! What a pull!
Yes!
Huge!
Oh my god, oh my gosh!
Smoothness.
You drag this away, it doesn't scuff the body, but the gear is a B for us, let's see if
I can't eat some of this.
Nice.
I need Y.
M, that's going to be A. Oh, baby.
Is that everything?
Another ham, more A. I need Y.
No, I know why finish off with some B. Oh, he's gone. He ate the rest of that. That's
fine.
All right, we're saved. We are saved. Holy shit. Wow. What the fuck was that? Let's go.
How weird was that brother there's a deer that was one bite we bite the deer and then fucking body drop and another deer drops
Love to see it
Are you trying to stay moving I guess that's really the way to play out left you eat and you move you eat and you move
you never stop moving until you find your next meal at least until we're larger
Hello
It's not an alo right or oh no that is an alo what is this
That's an a la I'm so happy I didn't eat that oh my gosh I'd have been a tragedy
So if you cannibalize, you can screw up your prime status.
Prime is what you aim to get every time you grow a dyno.
If you don't get prime, just GG's, chalk it up, it's over.
But by cannibalizing as an aloe, you instantly lose prime, which is just like fuck.
You can still get it, but it makes it so hard.
This dude never stops streaming?
Me?
Never.
Every day.
Maybe one day off here and there.
Listen, when you love what you do, you don't work a day in your life.
Can I get an amen?
Oh mother fucker!
It's all up to him.
of
the
got protect my head
Grandma got hit by a bazooka.
Please.
Give me a second, give me a second.
Come on, I'm so, he broke my leg, he broke my arm, he broke my head.
I'm fucked for it.
I am fucked.
And it ain't good.
Give me a shot of that so I can feel something.
Ha ha ha!
Ah!
Woo hoo!
All right, here's the question.
Do we even, we have to eat this patchy, don't we?
Do we even try and eat this patchy next to us when we're healed?
I mean, no, we're not moving until our bodies healed.
Oh, my God, there's a raptor here.
Oh, what's that?
He's eating, my friend.
I
That's why I think I'm gonna be doing this.
That's why I think I'm gonna be doing this.
Oh, Lee, shit.
Alright, our friend is dead.
It is what it is.
It is what it is
There was nothing we could have done to help them. I mean guys our leg was broken our back was broken our
Neck was broken. I mean there was truly
Nothing I could have done
nothing
Absolutely nothing
Absolutely nothing we were just dead it is what it is
Now, where the hell am I? They've updated the map, which is cool-looking, but I can't
tell where the hell I am. Oh, there I am. Okay.
So, we are here, which means we are on the complete other side of where we want to go,
which is the south.
We're like, we're near like North Lake right now, which I say, do we go North Lake?
the highlands.
The highlands.
Sanctuary.
And then go south for the end by that time we're pretty much a prime.
Or do we I mean we have time for that right we're about to have 50% we're going to hit a pretty.
What do you mean I couldn't even walk to help him my leg was broken and my he broke my face
all right let's get moving
fuck you patchy fuck you I'm out of here I hate you and I hate everything you stand
for fuck you I don't want no beef with you
Okay, um, what do we want to take here?
We don't really need, I mean, will we need resists and reduce fracture damage or should
we take, do extra damage to a bleeding target? I feel like we're at the size now, we're bleeding,
this one is good. No?
Yeah, but chat, we're going to get to a size where they're not going to be able, like the patchy
We can't break our legs whenever we're fully grown and we're prime.
This is like kind of useless.
The only thing that's really going to break our shit would be, we'd be dead anyways.
Yeah, but if a Rex grabs us, we're dead.
If a Rex grabs us, we're dead.
If a trike hits us, we're dead.
we got to move so I think what we do I think we go bleed
Alright, we gotta keep moving. Let's go bleed.
We have hit a massive growth spur.
And to be honest like the one that you guys said for
For diet good diet makes you grow faster and on the aloe
Growing fast is already happening
So if we were to take that
Where we're growing fast as an aloe plus we're maintaining diet, which means we grow even faster
I don't think
As a solo I would be able to keep up with my growth truly I don't I don't think
I'd be able to keep up with my growth and I'd die to hunger
They look kind of cool though no
Don't tell me I'm going to swim in the water and die please, please, please, don't tell
me I'm going to die as soon as I sit in that water.
Oh no, oh no.
What just happened?
I just got deseed right next to water.
No!
Oh.
Please, bro, please, please, please, please.
Please.
Please.
Grashing resets all your prime requirements.
I don't really have any, to be honest.
And we're at 50, I'm not too worried about it.
Yeah, what's up, Sandushi? How you doing? What happened? We crashed.
I'm trying to load back into the server now.
for that no way keep moving now it's crazy talk boys that's crazy talk that
that is like I'm just trying to die that is this bait as bait gets we've already
seen one massive dinosaur gets going to the water plus a juvie sitting there too
That's death. We also have to rest.
Oh my god.
100% bait, I know.
I'm a little hungry though, I can't laugh.
Just a little nibble.
Just a fight.
this. I go over there. Appreciate that crab bark. A little bit more stamina. We can keep
move it. We're gonna stop at the cave to get water. So water's on this shoe.
Okay.
Just go slow walk, get our stamina back up above the threshold, and then we'll walk
a little faster.
All right, cool.
So, going the right way, we're just going to go up here, veer a little to the right,
and we're good.
I am a little scared of T-Rexes, can't lie.
And you know what else that makes me a little scared on Aloe?
We can't outrun a T-Rex.
We can over time, but if that T-Rex is on us, like, we're cut.
Keep on pushing.
Keep on pushing.
Keep on pushing.
Game looks pretty cool.
That was one of the coolest games out there, man.
Yeah, it has its problems and it ain't perfect and we're going to bitch about things here
in the next couple of days, but at its core, fundamentally, this game is so cool and it
just dude it just scratches that tizamitch you know what I'm saying now as an
outlaw we are a pack hunter we do at some point need to do at some point need
to find a friend. Hopefully, if we're lucky, they're pretty large.
water up here in this cave we're gonna go to that first go get some water
Yeah, fucking hate to see that.
Might be a body drop
That's a body drop for sure love to see that
What is this
after love seeing that can we still get a cool skin no I don't believe so thank
You can sell 50% and you can no longer get the cool skins.
Right now what we're doing is we're ripping out this Raptor's organs.
Now the Raptor itself, it might be on our diet, I'm not sure if it is.
Raptor itself isn't on our diet.
So by eating it, we wouldn't be getting any of like our dietary buffs, but by ripping
out its organs, we are still getting our diet, which allows us to grow faster.
You always want to rip out the organs of everything you eat, even at full size.
Best buffs in the game is a good diet because we don't know what our next meal is.
We're just going to eat the rest to fill our stomach.
There was a bee over here. Where'd the bee go?
The bee is deeper in the cave.
Something might have just spawned on the mountain, potentially.
No.
Oh my. Okay. Hold on. We're in a really good spot now.
Oh my gosh, we're in such a good spot. Hold on here.
Okay.
We're going to drink out of this water because it's safer.
This is a huge find. This is like the equivalent of finding an M4
in northern Namalsk or southern Namalsk. This is like guaranteed perfect diet.
Guaranteed we are fuming. Okay.
Got to change our plans.
We eat this.
We'll drain our stomach.
We'll eat this.
And then we gotta head straight to south.
Arno nearby.
Fuck.
That's full size we die.
Okay, we'll get some gastros.
Yeah, we have to go South Plains in order to get prime, right?
It's like a necessity for us.
Like if we go this lake, Waterac says Highlands, we won't have prime, right?
What do we have right now, 53?
We crashed, we need everything.
This game has that daisy feel, bro, you have no idea.
Except on this game it's even worse, brother, there's no running back to your body.
Your body is being devoured by whatever killed you.
In this game you lose 10 hours and you just have to deal with it.
Caleb, thank you for the $5 Super Chat Hutch.
I'd love to see the resins' success, bro, in supporting any game you guys play.
That being said, any plans on playing Ark Riders?
Yeah, I appreciate you, man.
Thank you so much for the five or not.
No plans.
No plans.
But their recent like announcement for their spaced out updates, it really is like kind
Park off now where when it updates we play when it doesn't when it's not a fresh update we don't oh my god
I thought that was a Herrera
You dig the swallow
Okay.
Sucks so we don't have prime requirements man.
We could sit here and get full grown so easy.
Like the easiest full grown ever.
We got a long way to go after this.
We got a long way to go.
Throw up.
No.
No, no, because you can see even that bird.
Things are finding this food.
That's on Alomar.
That's a dangerous game to play trying to speed up your diet like that.
I'm not too worried about Delos, but we really aren't that large yet.
I'd like to get our A and our B higher.
I really hope they buffed the alo with the next update.
It just needs a little bit extra movement.
to be able to move a little bit better. I think it'd be in a great spot. We got a long
journey ahead we cannot no we can't just sit here sadly i wish we could bro i really do
i thought this was y but when i ate the heart the heart was y
i thought the strings was y the heart was b and the lungs were a
Yeah, but when I ate the heart, I got why.
Slop is addressed.
Yeah, I could see how that movement just getting spam pinned would suck. Okay, maybe this is the hard then what is this?
What is that? It looks like a heart too.
Stomach? Maybe.
That's B. That's Y.
Okay.
We are going to have to move, gentlemen.
We're going to have to absolutely shmove whenever we get all this stuff eaten.
We got to make it all the way to Prime Lake.
Did your friend die?
Yep, our friend got killed by a patchy.
Got his legs broken and his head bashed in.
R.I.P.
Luckily, you're already at volcano.
Does this volcano count as a spot?
So how many migration zones and whatever can I hit where I'm currently at?
We have volcano.
We have next to the pond, which is two, I think.
Right?
No, this doesn't count. So the lake itself will be one, like in that little open area.
Then we go through, we go to water access. That's two. Probably hit one on the way through
the trees. Then we go to, we'll be in the highlands. We'll walk through the heart of
Highlands which is too and then we just make our way to south I mean it sounds
easy but as if we don't get killed by a fucking T-Rex on our way there
There's a raptor- oh, taquitos you shouldn't have!
No, I'm all good.
Love you.
I think our time here is running out.
All in favor of leaving now, say aye.
Okay, take this, and then we're going to grab Hawaii, it's a little harder to get.
Get out of here, boys.
Getting a little congested here.
I'm sorry.
What's up pussy?
What's up?
Oh you- you didn't see me coming!
I'm funnin' the respawn bitch!
Minus three hours.
We'll smell you later.
You done made me ruin my- my food and I'm gonna have to eat your bitch ass.
Oh
Piece of shit
That's that same rafter that we fought earlier, I think but the same that the exact same color scheme
Remember you remember that rafter that was jumping on us at the baby area
And me and what was his name? I forgot his name. I
I think that's the same someone someone go Bob check that see if we're crazy. I'm pretty sure that's the same guy
He fought the same way
Let's go boy. W's in a chat ice one down
first actual kill
God was confident man
No, this isn't a Rex, this is an Allosaurus.
Alright, need to go a little closer so we can get this migration zone.
Woo!
Feels good, feels good, feels good, we're back baby, we're back.
That was good man, we didn't lose our heads there.
We kept our cool, kept calm, waited for our spot, and we accomplished it.
All we gotta do, man.
He almost died, no, I'm not even close to that.
No, we're good our bleed is fine our health is fine. We're chilling
Now if there was two of them or three of them I was dead
two really good raptors or three sub par and like that guy we're pretty much cooked
Until we get larger, but we'll get to the point where we'll be just fine
All right, this should be close enough I think we have checked this area off. I think it's a little bit to the right maybe
And we're dead
Not good.
Not good.
Got a full stamina drain here.
That's what my heart's doing right now.
a fucking AC DC. Oh my god, man.
Well, time to stroke!
What was that? That is a Maya. That is a herbivore. It is the fastest bird size dino in the game.
That bitch can run at the speed of light and what makes it suck is that it also has a shit ton of health
That is like the hardest counter to an aloe
Like there's just like this. We're just dead like there's no at our size and at its size. There's no 1v1ing
We're just dying
Why is it hurt before I want to kill you though?
The same reason whenever you load any game that you've ever played and you just want to
go kill people.
Why do we kill people in Arc Raiders?
You know?
We're just against the Arc, but I'm just going into Lobby's mobbing, motherfucker.
It's the same thing.
of the Isle as legal legends. You pick a character because of the play style that it has on
League. You pick a dyno because of the play style it has on the Isle. Yeah, you're surviving
in this and the other, but when you get to the largest of your size, you're playing the
dyno for the type of play style that you're going to be playing. With the Isle, we're
playing a bleed character and a pin character. So when we get in fights with stuff, we're
going to bleed him to death or we're going to pin him to the ground we're going to kill him.
That guy is playing a tank so he has a shit ton of health and he's super fast but his mobility
is very bad and the eyesight on that dino isn't good I think at night either but whenever it's
daytime and if you're you get him are you see him in like an open area you're already dead.
We got very lucky that we found that little drop because of his weight if he were to if he were to drop the same way
We did he would have broke both his legs and maybe died
Well, how's there a lot of people you have to understand, like, if you look at how many
viewers we have, I don't know how many we have right now, but that number stays the
same but the people are coming in and out. There's going to be individuals who are going
to have questions and a game like the Isle you look at it you're like why is a grown
man with a mortgage playing a game where he acts like a dinosaur. But when you truly understand
what the Isle is and why we play it and why it's so enjoyable and why we get the adrenaline
rushes and yada yada blah blah blah. It makes you understand why it's such a good game.
You just have to understand the game itself. It's no different than any other game out
there. Get out of here chicken. Yeah, well, that's the plan right now. So we were just
north lake we are now going to be heading we're going to name him John Avisco
John Avisco are you with us or are you against us if you're with us fly into a
tree John Avisco oh shit what's that noise
bunch of birds that's a little chickens all right oh I think John Avisco is with
us cool but yeah we're heading to North Lake right now we're not North Lake I'm
sorry we left North Lake we're heading to
Highlands again in order for us to hit something called Prime which is where our
dinosaur gets to grow past the normal size we have to go to migration zones and
away that's River Delta isn't that River Delta down there do we walk along River
Delta or no
is it? oh i think i need to go this way actually
i don't know where the fuck i'm going do you like the music?
Well, I'm currently in contact with the people who run this server.
If there's a way that we can have something like this, I'd do it tomorrow, for a community
server.
But we'd actually have to be, it couldn't just be wireless.
So, the idea that I pitched was, is a community server for all of us, you guys included, where
it's just the same thing as what this server is with the auction house and the discord
and all the cool stuff, but it's a dedicated server so that the streamers have priority
queue.
Listen, none of that tofu dumb shit at the reality of it is, is that a lot of these streamers
have a lot of very large communities, and when they come and play a game like the Isle,
it brings a lot of eyes to it, and it brings a lot of players, which makes a lot of queues,
and in order for them to be able to actually play a game like this, they would have to
have prior.
I always, I know that there's going to be some social justice warrior in here that's
going to tell me how that's fucked up, but it's just the reality of the situation.
They can't be sitting in queues if they're trying to make content.
So I would like there to be a third server, where again, we can use the auction house
and all the cool stuff, but these guys would just have Pryo and then the other two servers
would remain community servers for the cool people part of the team.
But that's if they want to do it.
I mean, you know, I know Putin is a very busy man.
So if he has the time, fuck yeah, if he doesn't, it's all good.
I think that's the only way I do aisle servers.
I'll move.
hudge ran by
What?
All right, keep on keeping on doing well
not often hutch feels small but what's that I was a steg up don't think of a
thousand bitties just broke thank you so much
hmm
I don't know if this is a safe spot, how long are you this?
Don't wait, we don't need, we don't absolutely need water, it's on necessity right now.
Bless you!
No problem, baby.
Over.
Where the fuck is the bridge, man?
I know there's a bridge way over there, yonder.
But where is another crossing point?
Is there one farther left
There is okay
No food anywhere, man
We'll hit that we'll also hit the zone here as well the baby zone
There's actually a pretty good one to hit
Then we go Highlands, then we go South, we're good.
This is T-Rex Domain, gentlemen.
Where's the cross?
Oh, we're just going, we're doing like a little loopy-loop.
Boss.
Got him, Mike Crazy.
We're counting, biting it.
I even know this save spot existed.
Hell yeah.
cool
cool
Star percentage? Fuck. We're growing fast.
No! You gotta be kidding me! No fucking way!
Oh
You're camping that
People camp that area
Fucking shot
No shot!
Dude!
No, man!
Raptor?
No, I don't know if I want to grow another aloe.
I mean, I guess we're only three hours in, we could.
There is an aloe here.
What do you guys think?
Aloe is shit.
All right. Oh no, Sarah just got locked. Fuck.
Croc?
I don't like Croc, man. To be honest, and I mean this with love, I can't really play Croc,
chat have the fucking server knows where I'm at at all time so I'll take
croc is really an option
I'd love to play a Rex let me see yeah you guys want to do it you guys want to
Let me see if I can't pull some strings.
That could actually be a lot of fun.
The fucking Rex throw.
If we end up having to grow Rex, it's probably going to be a 20 hour stream.
I'm not going to lie.
Y'all know my addiction for this shit goes crazy.
Not 20, probably like 12.
But it just depends.
We'll camp this and see if we can get in for a little bit at least.
How was fun as well it is.
How was cool.
We didn't get to do too much on it, but it was, that was a good life.
That was a really good life.
Any eggs?
I can say.
Looking for a Rex? Yeah, I was trying to get one.
How many PP coins do I have by one there's not no one sells T-Rex's crap.
Nobody sells Rex's.
I'm like the only person who fucking sells Rex's.
I have it, I've only sold one and I sold it the wrong way.
That is not true.
Actually, I look day in, day out to my Rex
and they're never there, or, or it's even worse.
They put it up for like three fucking months.
That's why I hate it.
You go, it's like, oh look, there's a T-Rex, 30 day auction.
Let me look. Let me see. Let me see if you guys are a bunch of liars.
N.A.
N.O.S.A.R.A.
Staggo.
How far do I gotta scroll up?
But it's Rex.
No, ma'am. Thank you.
Can I just pipe in? I love you.
Can I just pipe in rest?
Correct?
Where is it? How far up? Is it on MA or EU?
How much is it going for?
BP coins are an in-game currency that the server operates on, so the only way to get
these is by killing, is by killing other dinos who are Apex predators and orcs, growing
a dino to fully grown and then selling it to another player for these coins that you
can get.
So just by like, let's say you wanted to play the server tomorrow, you could grow something
do 100% you can store it via their website or their discord I should say and then you
can sell it to another player for PP Coins and then you can then buy another dino that
you want without having to grow.
You can skip that whole process that you just saw let's do hiding in bushes, you can skip
all that by just buying a dino at 50%.
42, what, they're DMs?
Is this on EU or NA?
I mean, I don't got, hey, a group of ain't got money like this.
Starting bid is 5,000 coins.
The buyout is 10,000 coins!
I'm poor I don't have this I got 6,000 coins that's all I got
Bro, bitch!
Startin' time to startin' only dinos, yeah.
I'll sell my dino ass on the streets for some principity coins.
That's another dino I wish was an absolute ass is the car though I wish the car no was
He has complete cheeks.
Hi, Dino-C!
I was in Hanging, we're trying to get a T-Rex right now.
It ain't looking very good.
We just got on our alo. We tried to take the shortest of swims.
I want to actually, let's go back. I want to see where this guy was. I forget that they have this.
Last replay death. Let's look at this.
I wonder if he's just camping that area.
Wait, blue is me, Dinosugus is him.
That is the same Dinosugus we saw at the launch.
The one that was camping that body.
Oh my god, look at this timing.
What the fuck?
You can't see, that's the blue, that's him here, this is me here.
Is that a dead end?
I think that's a dead end. Yeah, it is. No, it's not.
It starts heading this way, goes back.
Starts heading that way.
Going up the channel. He definitely didn't see me.
Oh, I mean, just extremely unlucky, it looks like.
Oh, someone gifted me pee-pee coins!
Thanks, guys!
Come on, man!
Thank you.
Oh, shit, hold on.
Hold, hold, one moment, one moment, we go like this, and then we go here, and then we
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Where do I find him?
Is it Crayon Voucher?
Wait, how do I do this, slash what?
Radine?
It does that nothing comes out.
Oh, is it restore?
No.
Move this one?
Oh no, this is skin only.
Oh fuck you! What the hell, Lily?
Self-store? No, we're not storing it, we're unlocking it.
Oh, it is that okay. Never mind, you were right.
Wait, why does he keep saying skit only?
Pick either true or false.
Hide somewhere.
I'll have some of this spawned in next week.
Wait, where the hell are we?
I got no idea where I am and it's raining loud as nuts that man.
over here should be good let's see where I am real quick GPS GPS sequence activated
We are...
Oh, we're actually in a really good area. We're right outside South Plains.
Well, actually, I don't know if this is a good area, is it?
Chad, do you guys think this is a good area or no?
Corrects no
Really you don't think so let me go over here. What's over here? Oh
My oh my oh and there's that my
shit
So, solo rex is scary though, uh, yeah, it's fucking terrifying.
Where's Gengnar?
Chase free Wi-Fi. Where's anybody, man?
Somebody come and shopper on me. I'm scared.
Okay, maybe we can do it right here.
Hey, boom.
We got it!
We got it! We got it!
Yes! Look at us!
You gotta be kidding me.
There's already someone right next to me.
Oh, I'm going fast!
Oh shit
Oh, this was not the play
That was not the mutation we wanted I thought I was going to grow larger fuck okay we're
We're actually good. We're good. We're good. We're good. You're so good. You're so good.
No, no, we're fine. We're fine. Whenever you redeem a voucher, you start with a good diet.
So, we're fine. We're just going to chill. I need to use the restroom. 25% good diet. Good.
All right. Let me use the restroom. Diet's fine. Stomach's fine. We're going to grow a little bit. Let me use the restroom.
All right, how are we doing, how are we doing, how are we doing?
I'm back.
We're chillin'?
Fuck yeah, we're chillin'.
Fuck yeah, we're chillin'.
All right.
All right, I got good news.
We're gonna be linking up with Chase.
Now, he isn't very large,
but,
We will survive together.
I might be able to teleport to him, but you'll be sick.
Texting him from the toilet is crazy.
God forbid a gooper gets a little bit of goop.
God forbid a gooper gets a little bit of goop and everybody starts freaking out.
I start losing their minds.
Am I actually growing?
I forget how long this takes.
I don't know if we're growing or not.
We're growing a T-Rex!
Despite my better judgment.
We're growing a T-Rex.
Oh, we're too large, we're too large, too large sad face.
All right, so we are currently, where are we at?
We are currently here.
We need to make our way to the swamp, which honestly isn't that far away.
It's not that far away at all.
where are you exactly chase on this map if I just head towards the swamp we'll meet up
pretty easily. No way. Okay. You just want me to chill? All right. I can do that. I can
do that we do have a good diet I don't know if we're gonna be I don't know if
we're gonna be able to get to like speedy Rex phase on this diet or what is
our is our percentage not moving 25 688 668 I feel like it's not now it says
That's 47%
Oh, we can't TP on apex predators got it
Oh, that's where you are you're in the central jungle. Oh man, we're far
We're far far far far far I
I
Can start making my way to you though. I don't think I'm really in like that traffic of an area
Then we are but we aren't
How long is this going to take for me to grow to a full size 20 to 25 hours?
Strap in boys.
We're here for the long haul, but I'll tell you, there is absolutely nothing more satisfying
than being here for a T-Rex grow.
If you want to get addicted to this game, a good T-Rex grow, eat it for a treat.
We're very lucky.
Shout out to Fatigue for allowing me to do a T-Rex run.
He's got to hope you don't fucking blow it.
Yeah, that's what we're heading right now.
He's trying for his skin right now.
I'm gonna try and link up with him.
Fucking raptors.
There's a fucking raptor.
A GPS is bugging.
Let's grab two of them up.
Whoops.
Oh my gosh, what was that?
I was so close.
What was that?
I'm not sure what to do with it.
Tell her where we're in the tree.
Yeah, is there a restaurant?
Don't go this way, that's towards Highland Sanctuary.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Do we go for it? Do we just run? Do we just run?
Careful spot.
Fuck, bro.
Go like this?
Okay.
all right I can do that I can do that what was that that just almost attacked
me scared the shit out of me
no listen at this size we are completely think of us as a baby just
just trolling through the woods. That is...
They can... somewhat of a long way over here.
Gotta make it to the tree line.
Gotta make it to the tree line.
Gotta make it to the tree line.
No!
Yes!
Oh my god.
Alright.
We're doing okay.
pause yep we're going the right way
You're doing just fine gentlemen.
Keep on, keepin' on.
We just gotta link up with our friend.
We link up with Chase, we're chillin'.
Don't know all the routes to go, some good hunting areas.
What the fuck was that?
Keep moving, keep moving, keep moving.
Are we going for entombed we're going for survival that's what that's what we're going
for every time I think too far ahead I die early we're not going to think far ahead we're
just going to think an hour ahead and in an hour I'll be speedy Rex face and we can start
hunting babies. We got to get there or dead or dead. That is also highly likely.
All right. So one of the mutations there's in this game chat, there's things called hidden mutations.
It is mutations that aren't on the list of mutations that you can get, but you can unlock
them by doing certain things in the game.
One of those mutations is bone eating mutation.
Basically, how you get it is that you have to break your leg and then eat food with a
broken leg, specifically bones.
You got to eat bones with a broken leg.
That is the mutation I want to get this run.
That is my run's goal.
Look, everything we want the bone eating mutation will take it second.
Or we unlock it second.
Like we have the choice for it and we take it third.
Probably that because we need the good diet one that I didn't take the first time because
I was afraid I was in a missing mutation.
Okay, so he wants me to go this way through the woods and then cut over.
And we're doing well right now.
Not specifically a broken leg. It could be anything. Yeah.
Just legs are typically the easiest.
How the hell we gonna break our face?
The patchy?
Would you mind?
The headbutting the shit out of me?
Alright, we're gonna chill for a second, we got a big run coming up, but we need stamina.
R.T. Rex is the strongest in ways they're very very good yeah 100% but I think the strongest
First I know in the game is three stegos personally.
Alright bush to bush boys, nut to butt bush to bush.
They with me now.
There is a bee here.
Which would be nice to get, but only if it makes sense.
make sense there's a lot of bones
I
All right, we just need to make it to the next group of trees
This is the sketchy part a prayer
Okay, all right
Yeah, how's the music volume is it good
We have now hit this trees we need to go through the trees to the next pass and we'll be right
where he's at.
What music y'all want to pull the ladder?
kills us. Anything that fucking wants to. We're we are at like bro, we're a lizard. We're
a lizard out on your back porch. Like that. That's that's what we are at the moment. We
We ain't killing nothing.
We ain't winning against nothing.
Everything kills us.
Scary times.
Very scary times.
But we're doing good.
We're doing good.
We're almost, uh, we're getting close to the homie.
Getting very close to the homie.
Chase, am I going the right direction still?
Go north.
Up hill and north.
Yes, fuck.
On my way.
On my way, Chase.
Stay alive.
I'm coming. I'm gonna come. Don't come. I'm gonna come. Well, Chase, there's a fucking
wall there. Where do I go now? Do not come! Do not come! East! Never eat sour waffles.
to be like a multi month thing it was I I said it whenever we first released it
it lasted for two days I'd be happy lasted for nine I think we had some high
times some low times learned a lot and yeah man it was fun so when people start
getting to the point where it's just like complaining and this dad the other
and picking fights with one another it's not worth it anymore man I got too much
to do with my day to worry about people getting upset about things. It was fun while it lasted,
man. I enjoyed it. I'm happy we did it.
Why not make community servers? The reality of a community server is, is once streamers leave,
players leave we've done community servers many of times we've kept
community servers up whenever we would have three four hundred player queues
the moment the content creator stopped playing there so do you guys is what it
is not even a jab that's just like what happens
north now
I'm coming!
I'm going north.
It's going to be a glorious day when we get to see our friend Chase.
It's gonna be a glorious day.
I'm coming!
No, Chase is small like us.
We're both growing today.
Chad, do we give Chase his voice?
Yeah, it's okay.
set that up for a second.
Gav, are you here?
Gav
He texted me
Yeah, the speech chat thing that we use it says
I have to sign in with Google is that good I can sign into this with Google
Um, yeah, tight, okay, it's working, good.
What is it?
Is it chase for free Wi-Fi?
Right?
Chase for free Wi-Fi?
Add.
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the log hello my name is chase and I am Italian
I'm waiting come here quickly oh shit okay on my way I need water okay I did
water too it didn't work whatever fuck it this will do Steven Hawking I mean
chase for free life by this little dude if I go the right way just keep head
north
yes okay
I am on Zui!
East now! East!
we're running no we're not going to the sanctuary fuck no you kidding me you
shit in my pants hell no we ain't going in that sanctuary at God forsaken place oh
who's this guy
Oh my gosh, there's two other Rex's here.
Chase, where the fuck are you?
We got a whole pack of Rex's here.
So north?
Are you at Chase?
Chase!
Chase!
Chase!
Chase!
Where are you?
I'm north. I'm coming. I'm next to this road.
Oh shit. Chase, I'm right here. Chase. Chase.
The group is full.
Us.
Shit, I can't see you.
Ice.
This chase already have a skin no way I can't tell
kind of looks like a naked mole rat
nope no skin yet well if anybody gets a skin chase because I love you so much
because you mean so much to me I hope I get it to be honest I don't want to lie
You know I never lied to a group of like you. I won't lie to you. I want the skin
But I'll die for you if that makes that means something chase I'll die for you but while looking cool
But I want the skin. I want to look cool there
No, I'm not letting him die.
No!
Me?
No!
Get a little asshole get out of here bird chicken
Oh, is he taking a dip in the water?
You swimming in the water? You crazy.
We swimming in the water? Oh shit.
I cannot see under the water.
Something on the head.
Oh hell no. Watch out! Watch out!
Get out of here chicken!
Hey no chicken, that's a pigeon!
Oh that's a chicken, I know a chicken whenever I see a chicken, that's a chicken right there.
Ain't nothing about that, not chicken like, that's a chicken.
The aquatic T-Rex.
Well, what's cool about T-Rex is you get to a certain size where you can actually swim
around with the dynasuchuses and bully them. You can just go into water and if they try
and bite you, you just break their whole body. It's legit. One of the most fun parts
about being a T-Rex is getting to the point where you can just look at a Dynasuchus and
go fuck you you can't do nothing to me you can't do nothing to me mr. dinah suck
us he's forced to dino to drown itself bro Adam go look at the beginning of my
stream today. Allo run. I got forced into the water by a Trudon and I almost bled
out trying to swim to an island and my bleed stopped while I was in the water.
I still died but it was pretty cool.
Throw a dino without a carry.
Walk around with a shirt on and no bra on, you big titty bitch.
Shut up.
I start carrying myself when yo titties are able to stand upright without a droop to them,
ya big titty no nipple pussy.
up man.
Friendly fire hudge don't you dare say that to me.
You take that back right now.
Have we made it to full grown as of this morning?
Chuh!
Chuh!
Ha!
Me?
Not making it to full grown?
Chuh!
Who you kidding?
I've been making it to full growth so easy. I I made it hard on myself by playing the t-rex
It was just such an easy and such
So fucking easy that I got bored. I got bored killed the dyno on purpose and
Started a t-rex so I could feel something I could feel something
You know
I haven't made it past 50% yet.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm a lot of things, I'm not a liar.
I've died on repeat since the day has started.
I am a little depressed and possibly on the border of morbidly obese, but a couple changes,
dedication
and love
i may be able to grow this k-rex
i will
i will
that being said use your twitch primes
below eight k subs
use your primes
halo thank you for the gift and devin thank you for the two months
thank you for the seventy eight months
I can't believe this guy has been around here for 78 months. Can you believe that?
Black Hawk, appreciate you man. Thanks so much for the two months. Also YouTube like to stream dammit, that's free.
YouTube mods ban three people every five minutes until we get 200 more likes
start banning people fuck it we got to hold them hostage I got a gun we got to
hold them hostage it is what it is like to stream like to stream damn it
Did you lose weight? Yeah, I did. I took a ship this morning. Yes, I did. A couple pounds.
Hard work. Hard work, work. Don't ban me, please. And Tommy.
Okay, so Goopa's getting hungry.
I'm getting real hungry.
Oh, there's a bee behind us.
Organs bugged.
Oh, shite.
Shite, a shite.
What are we at right now?
29% and ain't looking good.
Rex grow. Yes, sir
Why no voice because I enjoy like Daisy I
Enjoyed playing survival games like this the way it was intended to be played. I don't like jumping in a discord
Personally got no problem with people doing it. I
Personally don't like jumping in a discord because a lot of things happen to where
you trying to communicate
Through the chat and things would be different if you could communicate through voice if that makes sense, you know
Chase has a voice he's just not using it right now because we're kind of like
We're kind of at that point of we need to find food fucking now
Like very very bad, or we're gonna have to risk it and potentially die for our next meal
Which is not what we want to happen right now
We are still at the phase of we're dead to everything once we get to speedy wrecks
It gets a little easier
Because we can actually kill stuff for right now we're both pretty useless
Tastes about to let us know what the plan is.
Nothing here.
Well, I've been having a lot of bodies like trigger as I walk into spawn areas Chase.
So maybe we walk near the spawn area and maybe we'll trigger.
This happened to me twice today.
We want screw-it-T-Rex here and got the sand dune and which is pretty cool.
I want to get the vortex and that's the skin I want the most.
one or the Oreo skin? Black top, white bottom? Or even the olive grove or the swamp skin?
I want anything but Mela or Albino.
I've had those so many times.
I want the cool ones.
I take a Mela skin, oh my goodness.
Oreo Rex is sick.
What is the bloodbath one?
Is that new?
Is that a new skin?
I swear I haven't seen the bloodbath
or even heard about the bloodbath
the last time I was playing a lot.
The new skin you get it from being egged in really
really.
Chase is just now hitting speedy face.
Oh, I don't know that's the same food we already saw Chase, but something just lit up to our left.
I
Like Dorgan's yeah
You can get it from a mysterious egg, yeah, I've yet to do a mysterious egg yet.
Every time we get there it's already gone.
Well, because it was Skyrim music and now it's kind of moved away from Skyrim music.
Let's turn it back to Skyrim.
If you know how Spotify is, it gives you the music you want, then it gives you the music
that's like the music that you wanted, then it gives you Asian massage parlor music.
It just, it happens every time.
Or it makes you feel like you're in Caesars.
Y'all ever gotten a massage in Caesars?
That place is fucking trippy.
You feel like you about to have somebody's finger in the asshole and you don't even
know who's it is.
It ain't yours.
It's the truth.
Anyone who's been there knows what I'm saying.
And if you haven't been there, you wouldn't know
That's a good massage
And how's your 88 he don't want the smoke oh
Shit Chase is talking shit in the chat fucking let him know chase let him know
Wait were you talking shit about me?
Be honest Chase, I don't think I do want to smoke from you
Chase what the fuck was that?
Holy shit, I'm just ran right by us
Oh, not the patch, Sickle.
I hate patches.
The...
You reacted to the new UFO-declassified stuff?
You know what?
I'm gonna give a controversial opinion about UFOs, man.
Until the motherfucker is standing with tin-posed people.
with ten toes down, going,
and allow my name is E.T.
I don't give a fuck.
Listen, I'm at the point where I'm convinced.
I'm at the point where they're going to show us this, that, whatever the hell.
This, this, that.
Oh, there's a fucking this, there's a whole there's a that.
I don't give a shit anymore.
Until I see somebody like this,
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
You've lost me.
You've lost me. You've completely lost my interest.
Until they make contact. Yeah, I mean, sure, until they make contact.
I mean, what the hell am I supposed to do, bro?
Oh, look, another pilot said that he saw something flying through the sky.
Is he telling the truth or is he lying for attention?
Come back next week as we check again.
footage from 2025. Sadly, in this multi-hundred million dollar aircraft, the only thing they had
to record the footage of E.T. was a Nokia cell phone from 2004. That was the only thing the pilot
had on hand. He had a 1940 camera with film. He recorded it. It's actually a slideshow.
What's that guy doing Chase?
What the fuck was that?
We are fucked.
well that's don't be so positive chase come to the bad news
Oh
What the fuck
Let's go chase huge kill
Yo, Chase just saved our lives!
Yes!
Yeah!
Hell yeah!
Oh, does this not have any organs?
It does.
Oh!
Baby!
Oh!
Oh my god, what a save!
Oh
Bang eat up chase. I'm good. I just stole the whole diet and I apologize for that
And we are up so massive
Let's go!
We building a Rex, hell yeah.
Why shut it down, what, the Daisy server?
To be honest, bro, just, I don't have time, man.
The level of people complaining,
and wanting this, that, and the other,
and then we'll do it,
and then people complain about what's happened.
Oh, we got a Golden Kappa train, hell yeah.
My gift to the sub, some of you yourself,
you get a Golden Kappa.
Now's the time, gentlemen, now's the time.
But yeah man, just typical daisy shit, bro.
Chicken!
It's just like I do that because I want to make something
enjoyable for people, for people to hang out
and play a game together.
And when people start getting, you know,
to the point of where they're just complaining
and complaining and like getting mad at each other
and shit like that, I'm not gonna do it.
I ain't gonna deal with that. No, thanks. No, thanks
Yo go birds. Thank you so much for the five gifted big teeth. Thank you for the five months general
Thank you for the hundred bits storm. Thank you for the gifted official iconic anonymous. Thank you kid. Thank you for the five gifted
He's taking for the hundred bitties
Appreciate the love everybody. Thank you
Thank you, man. Thank you so much for the fiver, brother. Beauty is smart and deaf gaming.
Thank you. Number seven. Thank you for the prom tactical and German. Thank you for the
hundred biddies the 200 biddies oh oh it's a Maya it's a Maya back there Chase
watch out live thank you for the 10 gifted I appreciate you man thank you
so much for the 10 gifted almost back to AK subs
Oh my would one shot me in Sam Steve. Thank you so much for the five gift your brother
Enjoy the cap this gentleman.
We're moving again.
Juicy thing for the five gifted brother.
he's in the chat man. 8k almost we're almost there.
Move, thank you for the 8 months, Butterfingers, thank you so much for the gifted as well.
I mean we already got killed by one croc today.
Summoned fault?
No, no, it's not summons fault man.
I appreciate you, Mark, thank you so much for the love.
Moose, thank you.
Well exactly, MC, it's like it just gets to the point for me where you know
I can really we could play a lot of different games and
When whenever we try and do something like that on DayZ or Rust or anything like it's fun
I enjoy it. I enjoy everyone getting together laughing enjoying each other's company
but when people just start getting to that point of like
this is wrong that is wrong we need to do this we need to do that oh this
rifle doesn't work oh this that and the other it's just like that brother I don't
have the time nor the want nor the will to wake up daily going what do I need to
do for the server I just don't want to do that
Yeah, was that me bald? What the fuck was that?
Golden Kappa? Yeah, by gifting a 7 or 7 to yourself, you get Golden Kappa. You can put
in any chat. We're also 10 subs off of 8k. You should promise.
Thank you, thank you for the product.
Yo, that was me, I was the Belpie, had 80 kills on that life.
Holy shit, brother.
Enjoy the diet, hell yeah, I will, thank you.
McGrath, thanks so much for the five gift of banana,
thank you for the gift of Go-Birds with a 10.
Come on, man! Back to AK Subs. WZ to chat, round of applause.
I appreciate you guys, man. Thank you so much.
Eddie Abewany, thank you so much for the love as well.
All right, that's looking good.
Stomachs looking good remains feeling good. We're at 30% flat
You're starting to
Get some speed
There is Raptors nearby though, I'll be careful of that
everything is so much fault.
the growth spurt. Yo, her thank you so much for the five gifted key was that K to the AC
name.
In this place and still no skin.
What skin are we looking for right now? Chase, what are we going for? What is this area skin?
Oh, it's just Kurt. Appreciate you, bro. Thank you, Kurt.
I you know I can't read jungle. Oh, this is the jungle skin. Oh
So there's just a running simulator with the dinosaur skin
You don't know you don't get it you don't you don't get it damn it
No, man, right now. Yes, but at some point in our lives
We will grow to the size of a small building and we will command these lands
Killing everything in sight to inevitably die to a stegosaurus. It is what it is. GG's in the chat
But right now we we we little babies we we a little bit bitch made
but soon
We will be strong
Soon I mean about 15 hours. We will be strong
And we will be the apex predators we will hunt and kill everyone oh
My gosh do not move
We're doing coaching sessions with Flaum, I believe tomorrow, I have to message him.
I think DL is going to join us.
And for what CSGO?
CS today, well I didn't plan on having a t-rex to be honest with you, but now that we have
a rex I don't know if I'm going to see my wife today.
I'm locked in.
We have toons going.
Well, we're just kind of chillin' right now.
We're growing.
We got a good stomach.
We got a good diet.
We're in a good spot.
The early portions of a Rex's life
is just trying to get to the point where your speedy Rex.
You can see our speeds going up.
At around 38% to 45%,
we become the fastest we're going to be in our life.
And that's when we can start actually hunting like crazy.
But right now is like, we just got to kind of chill.
What is this thing doing?
Is that a chicken?
What the hell is that chicken doing?
Did you shut up chicken?
you dammit shut the fuck up
somebody kill that chicken
yo kind of but they give it a 200 biddy's
Chicken.
Shut up.
Chicken.
Shut up.
Chicken.
Chicken.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I know food here.
Got this chicken.
I'm killing every chicken today.
I don't care.
All chickens will die.
What the hell was that?
That chicken just killed something.
Is that chicken killing whatever that was?
SRT, think over the four months.
Damn, think over the 48 months.
I chase chickens, I hate chickens.
I can't stand them. Ain't nothing good about a chicken.
Alright Chase, you ready to go move and look for our next meal?
Gadly thinking of the prime.
Damn Chase, I'm large fast.
Nope. It's my leaf face.
No, you're not ready?
Okay, a little hungry.
Check the auction house?
Take a gander.
What is you food in percent?
I'll tell you in one minute.
Bellpy, Tenno, Assaulted, Saratourus, what is Salted?
With 11 mutations?
Wait, do we buy this?
What the fuck was that noise?
What the fuck was that?
I just, I'm confused on...
Do you think this this chick in a real person or you think you think he a
trained assassin? I'm starting to think that the lack and of ability of
leaving us alone he might be of the bullshit.
Yeah, he is in chat for sure.
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Well now that done, that chicken done, fucked me up.
Now he's brought all kinds of things, looking for him.
I think it's Sarah's that are around us now.
I'm just gonna sound weird but sometimes I kiss my screen while watching your stream
What the fuck?
Um, what was that?
you not move. What is that? What are we hearing?
The big wrecks.
Chicken! You're fucking me! Shut up!
Let me sit in my bush in peace!
Is that the chicken?
You guys are in.
Sufferable can I not be a grown man with the fucking tism sitting in a bush as a t-rex trying to grow for the next 15 hours in
peace is that impossible
No ball take it to the your threzzle. I love you
The only thing that would make this better is like a little juice box or something maybe some apple juice
We're a little freesun see if my wife is busy me calling on the radio
We can move for some nine or nine or this is alpha tango charlie are you there
Eagle Pally, this is Wampus Cat. Are you there? Over.
I'm sorry.
Big caller.
It's her day off. It is not her day off. Eagle Valley. Shit. I'll text her.
All right, let's move, Chase.
My wife hates me.
It is what it is.
Let's get out of here.
On the road again.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
I
Onwards all what much?
Oh
Eagle tally this is Wampus cat coming in do we have any drinks you could bring me
I'll take an ice and a powerade on the stat
Good
She says copy after everything she says
She doesn't understand that it's over. It's over
not copy copy means you understand you
don't say copy after you say something
there she is
hang out at the pool nice
Cappy
We'll keep your radio on you damn it
Well
Oh
Shit.
the road again. Any way to get on the road again. Just trying to kill a dinosaur and
take his hand. I can't wait to get on the road again.
Papi!
Papi?
Oh!
Send it!
I think, uh, it's waterproof.
What?
Are these waterproof?
What? Is what waterproof?
Milwaukee talkie.
If you break my walkie talkie woman, it's on site
where is the food there it is I see it be far but it's inside of hell
well. Chase said I want that B and I'm for it.
Someone already ate it. Son of a bitch, man. Motherfuckers.
We went from being fucked to being fucked again.
Shit!
We're going to find some food, have faith, have faith.
fuck
damn bug dorgon's man
it's always the bug dorgon's that gets ya
yeah I saw it's bugged
fucking kill me
Wait, we got some Y close.
We got Y close this way.
Get over here, this Y.
I
get us out of here chase smart man
a little something something nothing to write home about but it's on its work
Nice.
So these are giving absolutely nothing.
thing
all
all
yeah
chicken
yeah
Fuck you
There you go
We having KFC tonight baby.
Oh shit.
The chicken on our diet.
It is there.
Are you full Chase?
Oh it is on our diet.
Oh it's white.
Huge.
It's a gullemimus.
It's called a Gallimamas.
Okay, good hunt.
Great hunt.
Oh.
Last.
Did you get my picture?
That is Elite Level Diving from Duke. Elite Level.
It's a picture of Duke diving into the pool.
This is where we're hanging out now, is our home, living between these pipes.
Elite level hiding.
Bro, you blend into the rock so well.
I stick out like a sore thumb.
There we go, just hang out right here.
His dogs are his kids.
Yeah, fuck yeah.
Are you kidding me?
There's my dog lovers in here, man.
If you get it, you get it, okay?
I hope that at one point in your life,
you can have a little fur baby
that has such a personality.
You treat it like a kid.
There ain't nothing better than having a little fur baby.
Love my dogs, man.
Love them.
You got so much personality.
What about cats?
Yeah, cats are great.
Listen, all right, I got a jaded opinion about cats, okay?
Number one, cats hate me.
They always have.
Ever since I was a young, young baby, they have always hated me.
and when I was growing up we have barn cats which is basically as close to a
tiger that we got okay we're a lion those little fuckers there was nothing
nice about them they mess you up God forbid they had kittens they would
smoke your shit for just looking at them wrong they're feral okay feral but
I might have also met some cool cats.
I've also met some cool ones.
Just like anything, there's cool cats.
There's a little piece of shit cats.
It's like there's cool dogs and there's little asshole dogs.
All right, we got restart coming.
We got restart coming. We're in a good spot.
Eat the body, too.
go beans go beans feeling good we're about to be quick as shit too we're about to be
up to 40 mile an hour.
How long we been growing this T-Rex now?
I love this I love this all
about two hours then we just getting started we open up these dill pickle seeds
Oh, yeah.
hear me out you should have someone to recreate in the malls map for this game
let me tell you something the isle is a great game all of a good bunch of great people
one of the coolest communities i've been a part of
sadly if you think we're getting anything in this game that doesn't take seven months to do
You just haven't played it long enough ain't nothing in the aisle happen fast ain't nothing in the aisle happen fast
nothing every update every thing that they do is gonna take a long time won't take a long time
Except death. Death happens pretty quick, pretty swiftly.
Alright, we'll save Login.
Alright, I'll see you on the other side, eh, A-Raw?
You're speaking baseball how many bags of sunflower seeds would you go through in the game.
I didn't do sunflower seeds.
מע
law.
How about the seeds for me as a coping
mechanism for nicotine.
They think it's in.
I go through.
Not getting ball game.
We're talking training. So let me explain what my day would be.
I was with the fireflies.
It would be.
We drove that filled around noon.
So I get to the field, hang out my locker, maybe play some ping pong, maybe play some
Mortal Kombat with the Hummies.
And then we would, at that point I've already had like two or three lips then.
I was like a three finger guy, so I mean probably like big controls.
That's probably like two, three lips.
At this point, it's like two o'clock.
We go out for our workout.
I'd always work out with the dip in.
I get the lifting, take that out, brush my teeth, have lunch,
have a dip right after lunch.
Go out to the field, get our pre-throwing
and our pre-stretching in, have a dip during that.
usually two, one for stretches, one for throwing.
Maybe one in between, I don't know,
depending on the day and the stress.
Back in the locker room,
shower,
dip in out the shower, more ping pong,
more Mortal Kombat, at this point it's like five o'clock.
It's like our chill period before the game.
I mean, I go through at this point, I'm already a candidate.
At the time I touched the field, I have a new can open.
I'm in the bullpen.
If I was pitching that day, I'd go through probably like two to three pinches by the
time I was actually in the game pitching.
And then two to three pinches after.
But if I wasn't pitching, at least another can during that nine innings, at the very
minimum another can.
And then back in the locker room and continue
How hard I throw is up to a hundred
I
Do you have cans? Yeah, that's an afghan just pretty typical. I was like a normal day
That's not right, I mean I lost two two different teeth because of it. So yeah, you're right. It's not right
It's not good for you either
You're dipping you need to stop
It ain't good for you whatsoever
For my best pitch slider
Well, before I hurt my arm, it was just a fastball.
I could throw it wherever I wanted it.
But then after I tore my UCL, my older clatter of ligament, I just really just depended
on the slider.
Every fucking throw hurt.
I know you're European dip is like think of a cigarette except the tobacco leaf is wet
it's put in a can and you basically like in simplistic terms you're sucking on a tobacco
leaf. It's like cut down.
dip I did some hard shit I originally was like Skull which is introduction
moved to Copenhagen went from Copenhagen like mint to like wintergreen to
straight and then grizzly dark mint grizzly mint grizzly wintergreen and then
and open-hagging straight, just by dip a choice after.
Like when you're dipping that much,
the taste of mint in your mouth, or even wintergreen,
just becomes like way too much.
So you start dipping even harder shit,
which is coped straight,
as it's literally just straight up tobacco.
Why are you disgusting?
Absolutely disgusting.
Do I miss it?
No.
There's days I miss, like, the best days.
I feel like that happens at any time.
Like, mentally, we do a lot of mental stuff, we do a lot of mental stuff, baseball is a
very mental game.
What I've learned is mentally, especially my people in here who do deal with a little bit of depression,
when you remember stuff like that, you think of like the highest of high points and you forget about everything else that made us suck.
But whenever I really think about it like dude, do I miss living in a fucking hotel room with the lizards? No.
Do I miss 18-hour roadies? Fuck no.
If I miss the politics of this guy drafted this guy, so this guy gets a raise or gets
He is small.
What?
That's a small one?
Oh, yeah, I don't miss any of that.
Do I miss, like, you know, pitching,
eighth inning, striking out the beer batter,
and hearing 9,000 people scream?
Yeah.
But I take this gig over that gig any day of the week.
And I like streaming because I like having the full control of what the fuck's going on, you know?
No matter how much money you get paid, no matter at what level, you always have a boss in baseball.
I like not having a boss.
I enjoy it.
Yeah, other than my wife.
Would you go to college I didn't go to college I skipped college I got drafted at 17 years
old out of high school.
All right, a full ride to Mississippi State.
If success was guaranteed, what career would you want to try?
I'm living it, brother.
Ain't nothing better than what I get to do man. I am the luckiest man on earth
We have to hang out with you guys to play video games to fuck around
Got some of the coolest people in here
The man really doesn't get better than what I what I do every day
What team was better White Sox or the Mets White Sox?
Listen, if you're a Mets fan, I got bad news for you.
That team fucking sucks.
Their front of house sucks.
Their ownership sucks.
Everything about the Mets sucks.
It's all bad.
Even though the team got sold, the Wilpons sold it to whatever the fuck they wanted.
They still kept a lot of the front of house the front of house is absolutely the work front of house and all baseball and here's why.
Go to any team in the major leagues.
All the successful ones they share one thing their front of house, which is basically their front of office.
Some people who make the decisions, they're all vetted.
They're all people who've been doing it five, six, seven, eight, or 10 years.
Look at the White Sox.
Their pitching coordinator is the son of the pitching coach in the big leagues and it
has like a lot of family ties throughout the entire organization.
A lot of people who've been doing it for a long time, trust one another, trust the opinions
of each other, yada, yada, yada.
with the Mets, they fire, rehire and change people out
on a yearly basis.
Like in my five years with the Mets,
I had four pitching coordinators,
five minor league directors,
which is the people who make all the decisions,
and our manager each year,
my first year the manager got fired after the year,
my second year the manager got fired,
and my third year, the guy who I was gonna play for
got fired, right?
They just rinse and repeat their coaching staff
and their just everybody
because they want to succeed and they can't.
And they don't understand that by firing and rehiring
a thousand fucking people,
like even whenever I first got there,
the guy who was fired was then rehired
at the end of my career.
So it was just, they just,
they don't understand that when you have a bunch
new people in a position every year. No one's going to trust each other.
Everyone's going to sell each other out for a bonus or for be able to climb up
the totem pole. And it's just, dude, it's a toxic work environment.
Even one of the reasons I got released, I was talking to my trainer and I was,
you know, she was asking me how I was feeling. And I was like, yeah, you know,
I'm getting this discomfort, that discomfort. And it was all like,
You would think was under somewhat of like a privacy like hey, this is me and you trying to make me better
But little did I know she the entire time she was going into board meetings with the meds and basically saying yeah hutch isn't ready
Yeah hutch is still hurt hutch is this hutch is that?
It's like bro
If I'm a player in today's game, I'm not saying shit to anyone
Why would you?
We can't trust shit
If you can't trust the people training you, you ain't gonna get good training.
So yeah, if you're a Mets fan, it ain't getting any better. It is not getting any better. It's
only going to get worse, sadly.
and I'm going to go back to
the best front of house in the
baseball. Right now in the game
of baseball, the absolute best
and performance and teams is
They also develop talent very very well the Texas Rangers
They have a really really good staff really really good people working for them
And they you look at all of their minor leaguers like all of those guys go in and come out better
Like people go in throw a 90 that come out though in 95 96 like though those guys just understand pitching and the fundamentals of it
The Yankees are also very very good
would put their development and their staff.
And if I had to pick a fourth one,
in terms of players just truly loving
where they're playing, Braves,
I've never heard anyone say a negative thing
about the Braves locker room
or the people who work there or anything like that.
I've never heard anything negative about the Braves.
And if I had to pick a different one,
probably be the Padres because they have a lot of money and they sink a lot of
money into their Mata leagues.
Just in respect on the Jays, I mean I wasn't around Blue Jays players much so I
can't I can't speak to that. I didn't play for me there so I don't know. I
played with Bo Bichette. He from what our conversations have been, he enjoyed
the Blue Jays. Probably I'd say our conversations from what I've heard. He enjoyed it. I think
him leaving and going to the Mets was the worst decision he ever made. Even though he made absolute
bank by doing it, I think it was a terrible choice.
He played with Bo. Yeah, played on a team called FTB. Me and Bo Bishop played on that team together.
Me, Bo, MJ Melendez, Logan Allen.
MJ was the catcher for the Royals.
I don't know where he's at now.
Logan Allen, pitcher for the Guardians.
I don't know where he's at now.
A bunch of us.
No, I don't watch much ball.
Most famous player you played with?
Most famous guy I played with I
Don't know man. I don't watch baseball, so I don't know who's like the popular guy now. I
Don't really like follow that stuff anymore, so I don't I'm not really too sure
Tim Tebow, yeah, I got to hang out a lot with Timmy
Have to hang out a lot with Timmy
I still remember whenever I was me me and a bunch of the Dominican guys we were in the hot tubs and the cold tubs trying to like get some therapy and
I was talking to one of the Dominican guys and obviously you know we have language barriers so we're trying to like explain what's going on and Tim walks over and goes what do you want me to tell him?
I was like I'm just trying to say this and he basically just says exactly what I said but with a Spanish accent.
I was like hey where's the water at and the guy looks at me like what he goes I got this
hey where's the water at and he didn't mean it like a negative banner
Nice chase good kill big dog come on
All right, we're officially at that size where we can start throwing our weight around a little bit
Oh, not good. We've been at the same time. Go ahead.
You fucking me!
There we go.
I don't know if it's going to work, it's D, what are you going to do on the back side?
working yeah I'm pressing control it's too big
yeah no
hold it
yeah bro I'm not even hitting you
how are we log okay
We're gonna fill up boys we're gonna fill up all there's why right here
I'm gonna hang out right here till he's back.
Yeah he was too large.
I wasn't able to knock him out of side.
We gotta wait for him to log back in.
It doesn't get stuck in the kubos.
What happens when you overeat, you throw up.
Uh, no, T-Rex, Jimmy. Chase, be very careful. There's people here. I don't know if that's you.
It's me.
Oh, it's you, okay. Woo! Scared me.
I wasn't able to get in your group, Chase.
Alright we're good to go, let's keep on trucking.
One kill underneath our belts boys, let's go.
Fuck yeah.
We're officially entering the speedy Rex phase, which means that in anything smaller than us, we kill.
Anything larger than us, we run away.
The only thing that can really catch us and murder us at this point is a Carno and a Raptor.
And anything else that is larger that can catch us.
I think that's really the only two things that can catch us pretty easily.
Doing well today, Hunter. How are you, bro?
Anything can kill you. Basically, if it's larger, it kills us if it's smaller, it dies.
And we cannot run it. We're pub stompers right now, man.
We lose any legitimate fight. We win every, you know, favorite fight.
Astros fast enough to catch you yeah, I think they'll kill us
Pat you will still fuck you up. Yeah, if he can catch us. I'm not sure if a full grown patchy can catch us at this point
I don't know
There is no Spinos.
Although Spinos would be so cool.
I said it before, if I could have any type of dino put in this game, I want the massive
boas, bro.
Get a Titan boa in this bitch.
They sit.
They ran by somebody.
They said it would be very very hard to do it.
Yeah there's not really a moving platform that they already have to make a Titan bow
off of they'd have to do it from scratch which I can only imagine how much time that would take them.
Oh dude, it'll be so jank.
sit and stand up a bit.
Alrighty, and good, I don't have to sit no more.
Are you view-botted?
Uh, yeah, duh.
A few bots put your codes in the chat.
timebot first timebot
was this tahttis article I just saw? he lost a lawsuit
T's received $2 million loan exchange for 10% of his future earnings.
Oh, I know what that is.
Play banana ball brother my body wouldn't be able to last a week doing banana ball
Thought these lost what a lot of the
international guys they signed these
pretty predatory contracts they don't
have many options. They basically take a young talent like Tautis and they say, hey, we'll
give you a million dollars, but every dollar that you make from this point on, we're going
to take 10% of knowing that one day they're going to sign $100 million contracts and the
people are going to make hand over fists and they sign them to lifetime contracts. So it's
like, hey, we'll give you a million now, but for the rest of your life, any money that
you make, we get 10%. When you're an 18, 19 year old kid, it doesn't sound, you know,
like that bad of a gig. Then you go 10 years down the line, you've paid him 15 million,
going, what the fuck is going on? Not predatory at all. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Going
up to an 18 year old kid and having him make a lifetime decision, not even 18, probably
like 16 or 17 year old, he ain't gonna make a lifetime decision, he's definitely not
credit for a hundred percent
happened with college loans I think that should break for you as well you don't
think college loans you're spending $300,000 to get a fucking art degree is
is in front of Torrey, I don't know what the fuck to tell you.
Hey, we wanna put you in generational debt
so that you can get a degree that is completely useless
other than maybe the 5% of a chance
that you actually land something in that field.
It's called making a bad choice.
I think we're just different people.
I think setting young adults up for failure is never,
Well, they just need to make better choices.
Yeah, people try to better themselves as human beings.
And you got some jackass 75 years old
sitting in his Eiffel Tower thinking
about how he's going to fuck them.
My gosh, you're never going to reason that with me.
We're entering the political field. Yeah, let's go ahead and stop this conversation.
So what about these dinos? What about the Tyrannosaurus Rex and the 74th
That's part of Laya of the Rocks jawline.
We don't need to be emote.
We don't need to be emote.
Let the people yab.
I open the door.
Now I'm closing the door. Everybody shut the fuck up.
What?
Bumble clock!
Hi Jimmy bro, every time I see you in my chat, I think of the video I watched of you, and
they're booking you in the jail.
I have a penis!
Oh God!
You put two slices of bread on a dino. What do you have? Oh, no on a dillo. What do you have?
Uh glizzy what is it?
Hi question how the fuck do you obtain a love for this game in Rust and Daisy but not like arc survival
It's not the fact that I don't like arc survival. It's not
Again people you take what I say and you flip it turn it and crumble it up and throw it against the wall
There is a fundamental difference between these games and arc survival at its peak or at its core
There is a very big fundamental difference between these games and the survival aspects of it, you know
What the fuck was that
I don't know where I am there's a big fundamental difference many soldiers
taking the 37 months pixie thinking for the prime waffle thinking for the two
months in Chandler thinking for the two months.
Wander I I enjoyed League I enjoyed League I don't know maybe it just depends I mean hell
I didn't think I was gonna be back on the aisle this soon. Here we are. So maybe maybe there's a world we go play some more league
I don't know. It's hard because with league we had something to work towards which was the AT&T tournament now
We don't so it's like
Finding the want to grind
All right, sir, it's gonna be $5,000 fine at 20 months in jail in this economy
Oh, fantastic.
Yeah, I do want to get to Platte.
Honestly, I want to do a Masters.
I want to get to Masters.
That would be my ultimate goal.
I don't think I'd ever get to Grandmaster,
but I think I could really lock in
and get to Diamond for sure.
Good joke.
I mean, people thought it was crazy for me to get Platte
and I was two games off.
Never we stopped.
How was huge wasn't it?
I might have been like a trike or something.
36% how this grow takes forever.
I think dude playing jungle and league of legends. It's literally like put your blinders on and just farm
That's all jungling is you just farm farm farm farm farm farm farm
Even if the opposing jungler is killing everybody you just outfarm them
You know
Especially like in gold. I know it gets different and it changes at higher ranks and you got a countergank and all that good jazz
But if you don't have functional teammates, that's what you have to do
And sadly and in high gold early plat people are still just absolutely fucking useless
Yo, what's up cheeky I'm back. All right, we had something very large just walked by us chase
But it walked away so we're good we can move
We'll look for our next meal.
Nice, Rex, and I hope you do well.
Let's wait here like five minutes then we move for some food.
Okay.
Might as well.
We're growing.
Not very fast though.
My diet is kind of ass right now.
MMORPGs, I grew up playing World of Warcraft, bro.
It's actually how I started streaming.
I used to carry people in twos to $17.50, but they could get the whatever, and then
I would pay them gold to follow me on Twitch.
Typically, they would take my gold, unfriend me, block me, and then unfollow me on Twitch.
It was a great business plan, great business strategy.
So sorry, 1700, then I remember like it was yesterday, I made friends with this kid, this
rich kid, and his dad would give him like 150 bucks a week, it was fucking rich.
And he would take all that 150 and he would boost characters on World of Warcraft.
And then he would allow me to play on the profile and like so I could play whatever character
I wanted because my parents wouldn't get me the
The pass or whatever the subscription that I play on his alt account and then one day
I don't remember what happened, but he like changed the password and I was like, yeah, oh, oh, my he was like a
Fuck you
And blocked me
It's what it is. It's what it is
is. Classic plus no no no no no no. Certain games I just can't play. Not on
stream. World of Warcraft is one of those games. Killed my channel before on it. I
refused to ever return. World of Warcraft and Destiny 2. Those are like black listed.
No under no circumstance will I play either of those games on stream.
Obviously, don't really have to worry about Destiny anymore.
How insane is that?
How insane is it that Destiny 2, of all games, is getting taken down?
That is so fucking insane.
Oh, you're hating on Bungie.
Not hating on Bungie.
I'm telling you what happened.
I streamed Destiny 2.
I went from having 2,000 viewers at the time
to 300 on a good day, and it killed my shit.
And I had to rebuild again.
The only other game that has happened on
is World of Warcraft.
killing destiny for marathons is a bad idea I agree grass is always greener until you
get to the other side and the grass is dead and it looks like shit chase I'm all cooped
up I'm like a peacock you gotta let me fly let's move I can't be in this bush anymore
And we're on the move traveling music
Yeah, I agree. I think at Destiny 2's core, it was good. I think Destiny suffered whatever
very successful game suffers. I think there was too many cooks in the kitchen. I think
that they went towards the side of the player base that they should have even listened to
their opinions and I think he got very a mud up you want to mud up want to mud up chase
mud up mud up mud up mud up mud up I think they they started caring about things that
they shouldn't care about instead of just locking in and making a good game.
On the road again.
I just can't wait to get on the road again.
I'm glad to be back on dinos to hell. Yeah, bro. I love this game. Game is so much fun.
I just like the surviving aspect of the aisle. Just such like you just open it up and you
game and you know
when you stop
playing games with the boys
is there a wreck's run yes sir
heard something stomping over there
I was a little staggo.
There's a baby staggo, there's a big staggo, lock in.
One dead.
Oh no!
You bitch!
You bitch!
Oh, no, you bit me!
One's behind me.
Sound good.
I gotta pull off. I gotta pull off, Chase.
Careful, bud.
I don't die, Chase, you can outrun them.
We killed one, I got that one, third one.
These guys, they gotta be fucked up.
We good second, one DED.
Nice Chase, let's go.
I was good
Once you lit me up though. Oh, what the fuck is that?
What is that? Was that an aloe?
It's Rex, he killed third one I think.
Oh fuck yeah.
Well, hopefully he's cool.
I can't tell, is he bigger than us? I think he is.
I puked all my food though. Yeah, I mean we're gonna have to eat a lot of bodies
still wounded
Yeah, I know. We think it's that Rex that killed the third one potentially.
I can't really do too much, we're too low of health.
Touch quitting?
Quitting?
Quitting what?
Streaming?
Yep.
Yep.
Quitting streaming.
Sub now while you can.
Why?
What?
No man, this is the only time you can see me quit streaming. I'm already fucking dead, okay?
I ain't never gonna get rid of me. Let's go eat and move from here. Yes, sir
I'm all good
what's the next thing are you talking about what's the next game I've been asked that
a couple times today I don't know man I don't know if we could do the aisle I'd do the aisle
to be honest but I don't know if we can with the servers in their current state but I'm
have to talk to you about oh no oh no
Good luck on your life, Jaddy.
Good luck.
I haven't seen pain though.
Yeah but that's the thing man like people don't want survival games you know they want constant
Fighting constant things going on
That's just the world twitches in now like a lot of viewers just want that instant dope
Was that make you a drug dealer?
Sellin dope!
I like these laying down, which probably do the same as hell.
I forgot, we're wounded.
Oh, it's the best thing about the Isle, man.
It's how much I get to actually talk to you guys.
Pretty sick.
One of the reasons I love playing the Isle.
What's the point of the aisle?
It's been a while since I explained it, I'll explain it again.
So the aisle is a very good transition from Daisy.
It has very similar traits.
It's a survival game at its core.
You're at the dyno, trying to survive, eating other players, eating other people, getting
good diet and you want to grow from a small fry to a full-sized diet as fast and as easy
as possible.
That's it man, just survive it, it sounds easy, it's hard as fuck, you know.
Everybody wants to kill you, everybody wants to eat you.
Play with Bosch much?
Oh yeah.
play with Old Mashi.
Oh yeah, DZ.
Well dude it's just bro it's it's survival players if you like survival games you'll
love this game period if you like the adrenaline rush if you like building up for that one big
moment either decides if you die or if you live I mean it doesn't really get much better than the aisle
Now we're grown at T-Rex.
Absolutely Spyro.
Well we don't want to roar right now because we're too small to be roaring.
Once we get to about this size or maybe even larger than we can, typically you don't really
want to make too much noise until you're primed.
What carnivores do you think they can add to be great mid-tier dino like the stegos?
Stegos ain't mid-tier.
Stegos is on top of the throne.
I'm more afraid of a stego than a trike.
Stegos are terrifying.
The hitbox and the fucking health and the bleeds, I mean,
dude, they're so strong.
But in my personal opinion, I think the stegos
should be a max of two.
Right now, it's a max of three.
I think stego should be number one,
they should be slated as an apex.
And I think they should be max of two stegos running
around in a group.
You took all the organs hell yeah I did but at least you got some food there.
At least you ain't going to die of hunger.
Disrespect, not even practicing CS2.
You think I need to practice CS2 in order to beat all the other players on the teams
other than summit you're on crack
who's all playing right now let's move trin here we don't want the smoke now
All right, let's go.
Up, no armor.
Just like scum smoked him and caught, listen they're always gonna doubt us, bro.
Oh, you guys are gonna lose in League of Legends, Wee Stomp.
Oh, you guys are gonna lose in Call of Duty, Wee Stomp.
Oh, you guys are gonna lose in Street Fighter or whatever the fuck, 2xKO, Double Lift Stomp.
I mean hell, even Wee Stomp!
I didn't think I was gonna win a game, I got ninth!
I'll fucking beat Peanut!
He does indeed practice, that's insanity.
Yeah, crush me, Left 4 Dead 2.
That was the most rigged shit.
Peanut hits me up, hey, you wanna do this bet where we're gonna get 50 gifted to all
the people on our different team who ever wins?
Yeah, sure.
Okay.
Oh yeah, by the way, I have 300 hours in Left 4 Dead 2.
I forgot to tell you that before you took the bet of gifted hundreds of dollars worth
of subs.
Motherfucker.
He's lucky I like them.
Back in our corner.
Our corner of safety.
No I still gifted subs to everybody.
This is a T-Rex.
That message goes back.
I'm not sure how long it's going to take to full size the T-Rex.
The T-Rex itself, we're looking upwards of over 20 hours, which we've done before.
other dinos you you can you can maximum at like four or five hours
What is that outside?
We still wounded okay we're not wounded anymore I'm good to I'm good to move around Jason whatever you are
I mean, Raptors, I think nine, right is a nine.
He's still sponsored by Chipotle brother.
The day I get sponsored by Chipotle, I'm taking at least a week off to celebrate by ordering
endless amounts of Chipotle for multiple for a multiple day period.
I mean, I'm just going to sit there and just like go get Chipotle drive home, eat it all,
back of my car and do it again and just do that on repeat.
Chris Roberts Star Citizen video game has officially as of today crossed the funding
milestone of $1 billion after 14 years of development.
Who is this?
Does anyone know the- I think that's a rust content creator.
The Rote?
Do you guys know who that is?
I think he does rust content.
Make sure I've watched one of his videos.
I'll be dead before that game gets interesting.
Bro, I'm healing right now.
Do you not see my screen?
You missed us fighting Saras.
That's not my fault.
That's your fault.
That's your fault for not being here.
You missed the fight.
Now we're recouping, getting ready to go out on the prowl again.
me alone. They released a ship that costs 5.9k today. A month? Wait, you have to pay that
a month to own one of those ships?
Is that real?
I know there's ships on there that you literally spin like,
oh, fuck, bro.
Fuckin' run, brother.
Chase!
Chase! Ninja!
Chase!
Chase!
Ninja.
Why stop to be honest because I thought Chase was gonna get grabbed so I turned to help
him.
I'm bugged.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
I can only slow walk.
Good.
Good.
Good, good, good.
I wanna see how they found me
or what their route was to get to us right there.
Wait, silent.
Isn't silent the same guy we ran into on Allo?
From S.U.S.
Well, we have the F2 recording.
We have the F2 recording.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What do you guys think?
I don't know.
Well, the thing is is like, I don't know, they're pretty slow and it comes to this kind of stuff.
We had F2 rolling, didn't we?
Why?
How do I get...
Where's Ashlyn?
Is Ashlyn in here?
Damn man.
Well they did look for us make a ticket.
and
I don't think whoever is in this ticket is kind of understanding what I'm trying to say
here.
You're not going to see anything from the VOD.
It's more or less like just the pathing.
I know you know what you're
talking about. Is this is this
us at all or no.
Well,
Ashton plays this game more than anybody.
Now, I will say that one of the things that I don't know for sure, I'm pretty, guys, is that the same guy who was with us on Allo as well earlier?
Like, that ran up to us in the bush. I think it is.
It is.
I find that pretty crazy too.
this is not normal behavior that's what I'm saying right
I, I didn't know that.
And then it's like right here, like I don't understand why, why wouldn't you go
this way? Like why, why, why hook the left? I mean, you're, you're pacing,
like you're going to go around here, which most people would do.
Could you just walk over this hill and you're at North Lake,
especially as a raptor.
Why are you pathing that way?
Why are you coming over here?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Ashlyn.
Like this makes sense.
This makes sense.
You would continue that way.
You have water that way.
You got the volcano you can go inside of.
The entrance is right there.
But instead, you instantly turn left
And then after you turn left, look at the way that they check this.
Look at the way that they check this.
I know there are ships on there that you literally spin like, oh fuck bro.
Like just hard-looking left neither of them is looking right they're both I know the camera kind of stops you being able to see
But they both are just hard-looking left. I
Know there's ships on there that you really spin like
I don't know I don't know
I don't know the pausing while he's tracking you guys as well yeah, I don't know man. I don't know
I guess it's just another one of those things where I don't know enough
How long
And Ashles and we was there for 10 minutes max.
Yeah.
I'm more just waiting to see the verdict check.
It's going to dictate if we're swapping or if we're not swapping.
give it probably a couple more minutes. If we don't hear anything, then I'm going to
swap. Yeah, but this guy's name is, this guy's name, this is from on our aloe run. I think
this might actually be a different person. I don't know. Maybe it's the same person.
I don't know if anyone can check the kill log. But this is the guy who, this is who we ran
into whenever we were on our aloe run. I don't know if it's the same guy. Is it the same
guy do we know? I think they're different. This is it's silent. The other one's name
is just silent. Wait, what did Happy say? What did Happy say, John? I don't see it.
I was with him. I thought the
pathing was weird.
He randomly asked me if I wanted to check that compound as well.
Isis, isis, isis, isis, isis.
Why can't I just play a video game? Oh man.
I don't want to have to do all this. I just want to grow a T-Rex and be happy.
Yeah, I'm a blame, I'm a blame chase for that one.
I'm a blame chase for that one dammit chase I mean then again, it's like fuck man
yet
How long is this replay gonna take oh is the replay already ready? Oh
My gosh, I don't think I was that doing
Was IF doing? Can someone check?
Guess you were. Is it this one?
I don't know if it's this one or not.
Chase for free Wi-Fi.
Deep Farts Omni Raptor.
Wait, where am I at?
Okay, what's the guy's name who we're looking for it?
space for free Wi-Fi, silent, so just kind of sit in here.
What does X do?
Oh shit.
Oh mother fucker.
I don't know how to work any of this shit man.
the Maya. Okay, it's for free. Wi-Fi is here. Is this post death? Where the f*** am I at?
DeFords, Isaac Chase. I think this has to be post death. Postmortem. Happy socks, silent
chase here we go all right let's go back just a little bit farther all righty
let's see this this is us
I hate this shit.
Let me out of here!
How do I move?
Check discord.
letting me over there they are what are you guys doing
the instant look bro the it's bro there's no way full shit oh my god
I don't know Ashlyn they're asking me for a screenshot of a chat. I don't know how to screenshot a chat
How the fuck do I do that how the fuck do I get this replay as well?
How do I get this replay?
Yeah, here let me just do this my help
do that. There. Ashlyn, I gave you mod if you want to grab it. I don't know how to grab
it. Everything happy saying is more than evidence. Well, that's that's what I'm saying
to but I get it they gotta do their due diligence it just fucking sucks I gotta sit here become some
jackass wants to fucking snipe my dick off it blows
and it's the most obvious shit in the world just annoying all good part of it
This is too deep, I think we're back here, alright.
Press X next to the nickname, then you can use it as a demove.
Yeah, I just want to see where they're coming from.
See and now like I can't see them for some reason this is us rotating in
Oh pack of herbies were out there
How do I, so how do I move?
I look at the nickname, and it doesn't work, fresh ID, nothing's happening.
on the bottom. Oh, got it. Beautiful, thank you. What are these guys at?
This is the Myas.
They walked right by us.
Add Hudge and he just killed me.
LOL, he's in your chat.
Wait, he just smoked you for telling me?
And he was sniping, he just killed you?
Were you guys in a group?
I mean, if that's, yeah, that's the case.
He just solidified him being absolutely cooked.
So here they are.
Where'd you guys come from?
Oh, here you are.
You're here.
Let's go farther back.
doesn't allow me to go on these guys so much
why didn't you go that way like and he stopped he lays down
and then with a bunch of stars.
Now watch him chase.
Watch the way he chases.
Chase goes right, I go left.
He stays left.
Chase attacks him, he skips chase.
Go back one more time.
that's me here yeah so happy sock he's not lying that's the guy happy sock is on my
my ass.
Where's that Mr. Silent areas?
Just, Chase is just chillin', just bugged, no one wants Chase, everybody wants to kill
me.
So what do you do after?
That's my question.
What do you do after you kill me?
I mean, that you know that there was 2 of us.
You know, you know that there's another T wreck somewhere close.
I want to see if he stops moving and he just starts watching the stream
game.
Time to snipe me easy.
I think this is pretty pretty I mean I think it was enough before we had the chat messages
Yeah, I reported it, I just thought, I mean, I guess maybe we swapped games for the day,
Yeah, I don't know.
Waiting to see the verdict.
I'm hearing you the whole way.
Yeah, but it has to be like from what I've understood,
because I've gotten denied a couple times,
from what I understand, it has to be,
you will need to send it.
You can get information, but we will not be adding them.
What?
Mods, can somebody DM me a picture of the fucking chat,
please, if you don't mind?
Or just post in the mod, the Twitch mod chat in the Discord.
Alright, let's see here.
There it is.
I don't know how to get the F2 is it T-Rex ripped as of now?
Yes, but we're gonna see if we can get it back.
I mean the guy the guy ran up to us killed us and then as we were talking about him doing
that he killed Sock for telling us that the guy was weird. He was listening to us talk
to Sock about it and then he murked them while they were instilling the same group.
I'm pretty sure, isn't that, isn't that not allowed as well?
I'm sorry Chad give me one second I think I almost have a
I don't have a...
At what point was the...
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
Chad, what do y'all think?
Do we go play CS?
Maybe we have it tomorrow, maybe we don't?
Yeah. Yeah. Listen, I want to play. I want to play the aisle as well, guys, but, you
know, it just doesn't make any sense. I'm spending more time on that stuff if I'm just
going to continue getting sniped today. So we'll see. We'll see. Possibly continue the
I'm going to run tomorrow.
Socks, but is what it is.
Part of it.
Part of it.
Well, GGS.
Yo, GGS, bro.
Continue growing.
Hopefully we can play tomorrow.
Everybody, GGS and Chase in the chat.
GGS and Chase.
Keep growing, son.
You're going to shaper on me tomorrow.
GGS to the homie.
GGS to the homie.
Man, I hate you know what's so bad about the tea is that this is literally been the case like the last three deaths
Like every single time we're dying we are getting mirrored perfectly across the fucking map into a death
So brutal
We said one last thing and then I am done doing this shit.
All right, all right, let's rock and roll
That's why Tony quit man. He's getting sniped hard. Yeah, I mean, yeah
Yeah, is what it is man, I guess I don't know
I don't know
Maybe we go play on different server. Maybe
I mean, we can't play on official sadly because it cheaters, but we can maybe try something else
Yeah, I'll just hide the servers, you know.
The problem is the turnaround for like getting stuff back is just, I mean, bro, like.
All right, a little bit of a warm up, boys.
bit of a warm-up and then we'll get into some games um bum bum
Jesus brother.
Uh, mods can we change the title AT&T practice?
200k?
First place currently.
Whatever the fuck.
There's a bot right there.
I gotta need to turn my sense up.
I think it might be a little too slow.
Warming up.
Wash Island maybe?
Yeah, maybe.
Slower the better?
Yeah.
So that was a better, yeah, especially for AWPing, but whenever I'm in like those areas,
I'm trying to, I don't know, maybe just from playing games with such a high sense and then
I'm moving to CS, just gonna be a little weird for a sec.
Take me away.
I can't say.
Good. Back to the Ripper.
I was up with these bots.
Hey, are there still CS bots for farming cases that I'm running into?
will do for 30 cents.
And it beeeeee now!
Oh, they found the Armory Cases, got it!
I guess there's actually probably some good money in Armory Cases.
Oh, it feels good.
No way that's a miss.
No money glitch.
Yeah.
It's not wrong.
They get banned and lose the steam account, but I guess they probably have a hundred of them.
We're gonna get DMC out on YouTube, we gotta be careful.
Last song will be good for a match, maybe two more.
Levels my Steam account, not high.
I feel like you gotta do like quests and games to get a high steam account, don't you?
Drive at Isle soon, I don't know.
I'm almost at the point of I might have to, to be honest with you.
Which sucks, I like fatigue, but...
That's just what happens in every game, man.
What the fuck was that first shot?
Where did that go?
That dog hair underneath my mouse and it's hell.
There we go, so much smoother.
well I know they're the best but sadly if I'm getting sniped and it's taken so long to get
to get the the dino back like my day is get to play a dino for a couple of hours get sniped
lose that progress wait four hours to get it back and then continue to run that's just I just I can't
do that cook food while the first person the mobs one second
Who can it be now?
Alrighty, I'm good.
Let's get in there.
Let's get in there like swimwear.
We got the basics down.
Let's go.
Alright, lock in boys.
Okay, it's some actual practice in today. I
Don't like the VoIP servers
Not a big VoIP server guy I
Think we're gonna get flama Monday
All right, let's let the team decide whatever they wanted to decide.
I'm going to go P.
Let's roll.
Yeah, shoot IDMP and see if he wants to come practice off-stream.
I'm going to hit him up, see if I can come and join.
Oh, we had plans today?
Damn.
Is double lift streaming today or is he taking the day off?
Where you going?
I don't know what to do.
Is Yvonne on?
I'm down to play.
She wants to come play some CS.
I'll be down to play.
Poisoning
My audio is so fucking loud damn it
No gloves I've never been a glove guy
I
Went a bull
Never mind there's a reason why it made us
There's a reason why we got baited I guess. Sounds like a wiener.
You play CS a lot? I have hours in CS, yeah, but I don't buy and play it a lot of like
recently no that's the best way to get a knife buy one bro that's the best way to do it honestly
well good luck trading up to one reds are more expensive than some of the knives are you can get
get a cool little gut knife for a couple hundred.
of
the
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
I have to stand there as I'm getting shot, y'all got this.
This is gonna be a hard carry game.
Why you left hand holding gun?
I always played this way.
I remember who I watched to start playing this way, but I watched somebody and it's ruined
me. What are you talking about? I hit that motherfucker. All right, can we go outside down
Secret to the bomb just don't stop walk down there
Sounds good, let's do it
I
Lock it
Why is it every fucking time I play CS that is how I die what the fuck
Fuck! Three people walk for free! He starts shooting through the smoke and I get hit!
Holy fucking dick balls, man! Let me play the game!
No, fuck!
The first spray and he fucking double head, he's me!
Oh my god!
Let me play, man! Son of a dick! In ass!
there it is
get a little around
nice
I get that AK beast?
Fuck, you look at Abbie like that for bro, drop the AK man, come on.
I got $4000.
Come on, come on, let's go.
Yo, that's fucking insane, you just dropped me a Mac.
That is insane.
I go down. I go down. Where the fuck am I? Hello! Hello! Where am I?
fuck everyone
where you going the fuck we have a
fuck you
fuck you
Why is he up there bro, why is he up there bro?
I
Great round team great round besides beast everyone else good work
Why did you plan it be when we had a hey Samurai?
I don't know if you've ever won before in your fucking life, but that round right there
That was a win and it was textbook. Okay, don't ask questions when we're winning shut the fuck up beats
Shut the fuck up
Hey baby!
Dude why not have armor?
How the hell did that happen?
One second, almost out of this route.
of this route. Alright, what's up? A while. Long day today. Long day today, woman. If
you talk to me one more time, I'm going to take my pants off and I'm going to grace
the top of your chin with my nutsack.
I'm a random person in the game.
Well, we gotta get some counter strike practice, eh?
Yeah, it is. It's Thursday, we gotta make sure we're practiced up.
Yeah, I got a point to prove Tyler one's talking shit, and I gotta make sure
We love that
Hey orange if you don't plant the bomb soon, I'm gonna come over there and fuck you
What's outside in garage
They're my own sight, my bad.
It's alright that you're useless and a dumbass.
Don't worry, this team is a team full of assassins.
Okay.
Confused.
All of that confused.
You're going to tear us to pieces.
Well played well played
I don't know what I've been told
And you guys are supposed to say that back
Supposed to say it back after I say the told part. I don't know what I've been told
We'll work on it team stay focused
of the
people aren't real you're standing in the middle of the doorway you're not
jiggle peeking you're just standing there like a sack of shit not moving and
you
double-dink me? Oh my god.
Oh, heaven.
I don't want to see me piss off beast.
In the 2v2 situation, here we got gunbeats.
one v2 situation 16-bit samurai gonna be pushing up on the flank here going up
the ladder looking at it contemplating and we're up
I
Not proud for the T side. Let's see if they can get right back into it
These guys are gonna fucking hate me these these guys are going to hate me
Go bully outside one more as we go in this
Talk to a man. They're there. Just everyone's so mad
Oh
What the fuck
One on top of her
that
make sense
so i've heard sam rye that if you
Don't switch your gun in the middle of your spray, kill sir.
Dude, I heard that too. I don't know why that happened.
That's a good thing, there's something on it.
I
Shit I'm out of zens. They would get another pin
Locking
Of course the first game of the day were on this piece of shit. Worst map ever made.
Place a mark. Man, I wish.
of course it misses oh thank you if that's me on the other side of that
it goes straight to his head and the guy dies.
But when I shoot the deagle, no, no way.
Hmm.
Pretty far.
Let's see if it goes...
You're dead.
We're round.
I'm down.
Oh, this is so good. Oh my god. So good.
I
Bogey eating some chicken rice and green beans. Oh, man. No idea how good it is
Oh, you guys know smoke lineups, holy shit, bro
of
I'm on left a ladder I wonder who it's from
Nice shot chicken and rice powers
You cannot do the drop-down, they're just playing off audio.
Yo, back up from that, yeah, that works.
Flashbang out!
No way, brother.
Actually, no! Brothers! Brothers!
Brother! Where? Where?
Was I moving? Was I moving my beat?
How did that shot miss?
It's not a fucking miss.
That was a hit all day.
No shot!
I BORNED IT!
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one
of
five
of
you get the fuck off me man
chat what were you saying?
were you saying again? bitch mother fuckers? what were you saying?
what are you talking? I wanted to show you the bottom of my gooch
I think one might be heaven
Oh no though.
One's coming up.
Yeah, get off my John, bitches.
I killed two that round.
No, you killed three. I got to why'd you kill the other three? Oh my bad, bro. Hey, that's my bad, bro
You do you forgive me can we still be lovers?
Depends, I mean how much do you make?
40k a year
I'll be ramped, they're in lobby, there's a lot running ramped, I'm here, ramping on
B, I love it bro, this game is so cool, why shoot people when you can just throw a nade,
you know?
Why shoot people when you can just hominate and just absolutely obliterate my ass?
of
death
of
death
of
death
20k after he gambles, true.
True!
Lock him!
I
Makes a lot of sense
See this wolf sprints?
He Ferrari, he Ferrari swings the corner, hitting every bullet!
Go back to the aisle. How about you go back into your father's nutsack?
Be careful, this team's a bunch of stingy motherfuckers. I gotta drop the Mac 10.
Watch out, these boys have got a bad house.
Who's on the left?
He's doing nice using it.
Yeah, well, I'm for it.
Oh, thank you.
Why does he get an M4?
I didn't get shit.
You're a bad lover.
How dare you say that?
How dare you say that?
It's your own job, son.
Two more after.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
I gotta finish my food don't don't say a fucking word
Hard to think what I have chicken next to me
Should have stayed crouched to be honest
Both outside, last outpost.
Joint fire!
Do you guys ever come back to CS2 and it just feels awkward?
Who wants a buy?
Alright, I'm down.
That was incredible.
W, why?
We are out of here.
Grenade!
Coming up the smartest idea I've ever had.
I know I should have asked for an M4 drop, but I was too busy stuffing my face with chicken.
Oh, they eat this cocaine and chicken
You had it in for it way direct I really
All right, I don't want to lose my first game actually locked in actually care here we go
I just got an MP9.
Um, I'm full saving.
I'm off in the next round.
And we win.
Easy.
And the game stopped feeling like shit.
Is that possible, man?
At what point does the game stop feeling like I've never played it before?
Like, like, where I'm aiming fills up.
They really just feels like shit, bro.
They're not ramp again.
It is ramp again, isn't it?
Ramp again. They're already down. They're already down.
I mean, we know they're gonna hold this, but we don't really have a choice.
I can't find him, heads up.
They went up.
What a joke.
No one cares, test boner, nobody gives a fuck.
I'm still fucking poor, man.
Alright, we're forcing. Fuck it.
What do I want to force though I'm not forcing I'm saving one more it is what it is objects run
objects round we went
What do you guys boost me up right here
Oh, gosh, that's a lot of damage.
Go up Heaven, Samurai, they're gonna go through.
Okay, we're both riding the exact same angle.
They're going down, they're down.
I don't know if the bomb has been planted.
Chad, you want to tell me where those shots were?
You want to tell me how I aim at someone's head and the bullet doesn't hit their head?
Off no armor.
I'm going to go ramp.
I know, bro, he literally crouched into a heady and the bullet hit him in the nipple.
And then the next bullet went to Vietnam.
I don't know where the other bullet went.
I've actually no fucking clue where the other bullet went.
I'm going to smoke!
Smoke!
Oh, these guys are fucking the dumbest motherfuckers I have ever met in my entire life.
Why are we smoking me?
Why?
Why are we smoking me?
I'm leaving right now!
of
such a bad way
they're gonna go down
there they are there down
I don't know, bro. I don't know anymore.
Clip it. Clip it. Let me see it. Clip it. Let me see it. Where are those shots? Where
they left? Where they right? Where they down the middle and I shot it between a fucking
hold that they have from a past medical condition. Where the fuck are the shots?
You have a little knife.
Oh, I need to upgrade that armor. Nice. Win a ball! Win a ball! Please do not smoke ramp.
What's the retake here with an off?
It's outside the end, right?
where was my oh shot him there I don't know
where my teammate was was at whatsoever
nope not this oh he was above he was on the rafters got it
He was on the left side.
The first bullet, while moving!
I'll pressure through the roof this game just is so fucking bad makes me remember why I
I quit playing it.
Alright Samurai, wherever you go, don't be fucking near me from this point forward.
I
Been dated to death
I haven't fun yet, I won't be having fun until it feels like I'm not playing with two left
hands.
Right now the game just feels like absolute shit and it's gonna take me probably 10 plus
games to actually feel like I'm playing CS again.
now the sense feels like shit the game feels like shit I'm getting walking one
tap with AK's I hate it
Oh, yeah, I don't have an op here. We're not smoking it. Sounds good.
Oh, my God, they get down that ship for free.
They're already down there holding it as well.
This is over.
It's over.
Next game will be better.
I'm going flash by.
Thanks.
We're need out.
Terrorists win.
Next!
Next game.
No more of that map.
I'm out of this fucking horse shit.
Nuke sucks.
I'm not a big fan of Nuke.
I know there's a lot of like people who love the map of Nuke because it's so one-sided
And if you have a good CT side, it's blah, blah, blah.
I'm not a big fan of Nuke, to be honest.
Me personally, I don't like it.
Nuke is the only good map.
There's always one of you.
There's always one of you, always.
It doesn't matter the game.
It doesn't matter what it is.
There's always that one.
Inferno, Biss.
Yeah, but you get to a certain level of CS
where Inferno becomes absolute hell.
Like truly, you play against a team
that utils the ever living shit out of you
to make you hate the map of Inferno.
Bunny Story, mine was the last time we grinded CS.
We faced an all female pro team
and they had lineups like you wouldn't fucking believe
on Inferno and now I hate the map.
I would rather ban dust girl.
It's getting late, but yo, Warmaster, thank you for the two years, bro.
I appreciate you.
Deathplay, thank you for the 25 months, Big Brawler, thank you for the prime.
FKR, thank you for the six months.
Mike, thank you for the two.
ancient fuck
Frosty's already bitching
Let's roll. 10k elo is crazy
The only time I play counter strike is whenever I'm playing with the burnt peanut and every time we play we get stream sniped to kingdom come
Suck my balls. Just remember no matter how bad you think I am. I've hit global elite multiple times
How many times have you hit it?
Just remember that
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of
of
of
of
Carried multiple times the first time I hit global I wasn't even a streamer jackass
Thursday next Thursday is the next round of the AT&T tournament that's why we're getting
our Prakyn.
Let's go!
Alrighty, I'll play a bit.
very good there it is good morning good evening good afternoon my name is hutch and we are
activated
I've got up to pop an Adderall. Don't talk to me like that, even though it might be tough.
I told you to not download anything on my computer.
Clara?
Are you kidding?
Oh my God!
Clara!
Oh, I told her to stop doing this.
Move!
Troy, fire!
Grenade out!
Incendiary!
Grenade out!
Troy, smoke!
You know what my favorite thing about CS is is when you're winning rounds, but your teammates
I'm getting enough action. So what do they do a just decide fuck it
I'm going wherever I want and then you lose around
Don't you guys think that that's fun too that a shout out
Any idea where they're angry
good counts what you said not a no idea where those shots went I hit that guy I did but I
I didn't hit him on the second shot.
He was a bad.
I need to stop off-crushing.
I actually need to work on my rifle.
Chat, is this a map where you want to take
mid-aggressively or no?
Or it just kind of depends on the situation?
Flash by.
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th
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I think
Hey, yo
Make some cold important on this map gotta
God that's such an ugly knife
I'm not I'm not going to I'm not going to rage bait I'm reformed I am a nice guy
Maybe we should consider changing from snipe to miss
I couldn't I couldn't let that opportunity slide I couldn't I could not let that opportunity slide I'm sorry
Nice shot
They're on a on a
On a
How many times you gonna tell me they're on a bro, I think I know that they're on a bro guys they're on a
I think they're playing tonight, bro.
On A.
Might be on A.
wrong way look at this pussy has bitch on the labor
does he know that they're on a I don't know
well they're on a just if you don't know
Yeah, I mean.
I'll beat your spy, bro.
I'll talk to you if you want someone to talk to.
There they are.
I think there they are.
You think they're on air?
Yeah, I think they're on air.
Hey, he's clear.
Oh my god, you just wasted the flake.
I
the
the
the
that is the ugly
I have ever seen in my entire life and I mean that love
But that is so fucking ugly brother
I need a
I'm just using the bomb.
I'm just using the bomb.
Radima blocks first side, everybody.
Radima blocks.
They put their hands together.
Woo!
No.
He only got that because I told him they were in.
true honestly fuck you tonight that is a hundred percent the truth you should say
thank you to him you we know they're gonna go be one a everyone else
This is banned in the country. Shoot everything that moves.
Throwing the loot.
Playing down smoke.
What the fuck?
Throwing the grenade.
Throwing down smoke.
Grenade out.
Throwing the grenade.
Okay, these guys are idiots.
On my way back.
Throwing flashbang.
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the
death
of
the
death
I need to stop crouching crouching too much see without you clarifying that they were on
A I think there could have been a mistake to happen there W teammate W teammate on God
keep a fifty-fifth street
uh... you don't like my
opera was ugly and i mean it was that i want nothing but the best for you and
your entire life
that night is
all know it's too much too much
go get listed seven pitch and get yourself a nice program but
uh... mojie
but i did
I like this one more.
This one, he just keeps digging because he's fucking stupid.
Nice.
Plastic!
Having multiple accounts on CS is very normal.
people get in their heads about their ranks and then they just play on a
different account because there's a lot of cheating going on so they get to a
certain spot and then they switch to another account play on that account
they claim those cheaters in every lobby yada yada yada I don't know why you
would make another account instead of just playing on like mid right past
there Paris you're close right one more same spot I got a covered I got a big
covered sir I need more bullets sure
I need more bullets, I need more bullets.
Sir.
No team practice, Peanut takes Sundays off, double lift six.
I don't know about Ivani, I think she's on a business trip and then Nade shot has been
Well
Can I get a drop from somebody you know my
You shake that boys. Thank you
Sure
It's Sanctuary out, throwing fire, throwing smoke.
We eat kind of night, just a gaming kind of night man, to be honest.
I still like just chilling and vibing with you guys all day, you know?
I've been so slammed you guys have been watching everything that we've been doing which I
appreciate good damage just as long as I'm live it's all I care about right now
yo what's up Hannah how you doing
Can I get a gun?
Okay, sir.
Nice.
New role, anytime someone asks for a gun you must kiss the gun before you hand it to them.
It's a new role.
We're just gonna bring our team synergy.
I'm not gonna kiss the person that you gave a gun to.
I mean, just anything to build team synergy.
I got your donut
They're in there one stone a side
He's fucking this
They're still on 8 tons.
Oh, so I'm gonna play kind of like mid, so you don't get flanked.
Is that your flash of me?
yes sir I think they're coming please sir
calling flashbang
no I think it might be good stay there stay there stay there yeah
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3
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3
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Sir
Please sir
What in the fuck was that be
Well, that's unfortunate timing
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Who's up?
Their team?
Our team?
They're going to restore them on both.
It's more pit, sir. I think we're going A, sir.
Hating B.
Come on, man.
Nice, sir. Nice bullets.
It's
Shit
Shit
I think we got sniped, I don't know for sure though.
I'm coming back I guess I can't win my my up close mid range fine my like good
distance away like long-range rifle fights I am so bad
Yeah, so, hold on.
Dude, you're telling me what you're talking about?
Sir, it's really, sir.
Okay.
Now is the time.
Sorry, sir.
Snipe, you know what this is like?
It's like, when everybody's making jokes around a fire,
and then you're the type of guy that just pulls his dick out.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I done that once.
Yeah, I was gonna say he knows how that means because he did that. Yeah, he definitely did that
Yeah, and all the ladies just started sucking on
Yeah, there's no way yeah that you just you and the homies we know it was we know it was
trade me out boys. Let's go
Okay, cool
one guy, two guys, he's hit shot at it
one left, one right
Oh, sir.
Whoa!
What the fuck was that, bro?
Bro's a budget.
Bro's a budget.
He's not dead.
Peace.
All the time, but that guy's the one.
You're the one.
You're the one.
You're the one.
That was his first kill.
Wow.
Six-seven.
Wow.
Take seven.
Alright, let's go fast out a...
I'll flash you guys in.
Snipe, snipe, snipe.
Quit it. Let's win the game, okay?
Lock in, lock in. Use all three brain cells that you have and lock in.
Blue, purple, where the fuck are you guys going?
Oh, did I say B in the point A?
Yeah, you already told me.
Yeah, I told me.
Sorry about that, guys.
Sorry about that.
Yeah, who had that on?
I have it now.
Yeah, who had that on?
I have it now.
I have it now.
I have it now.
I have it now.
I have it now.
I have it now.
I have it now.
I have it now sir tango down
I don't know where that first shot was I should have let him walk through farther
there.
Hey, hey, hey.
Might be.
No, no, no, I ain't.
No, might be A, you know.
Yeah, I agree.
Yeah.
Were they both over there?
Yeah, yeah.
Um, one was.
I'm down on the second one.
Second one.
No, no, both, both.
It's lying to you.
Come on!
Alright, everyone on the team, mute, snipe, and we win the game.
Everybody mute them.
Trust is the move, guys.
It's the move.
It's the only way we win.
Only way.
You're good.
Listen, we're so much better than them.
We go B, we win.
We're so much better than them.
We're so much better than them.
We're so much better than them.
them or so much rather than yeah and I'm 7-eleven hey what am i coming to my store
hold for that
shit the only cave flashing now second flash
I think maybe I should have just played around that corner I think same thing that or they're
broke we could take mid are you sure sorry I think so I think we're better we've got
move fast one close I don't know like fuck is happening nice
nice one more in there I think
smoking right check him on one behind
maybe not
one more last donut, last donut
Nice turn, nice.
Run away, run away, you're in that.
We are going to wait.
Can I get a drop please?
No, I just haven't played CS in a long time.
Give me time Chad, we will get better, I promise.
Give me time, give me time.
I
Take me
Flashing
of
five
of
five
of
Let's make a deal when we take a site nobody use you till
We are killing ourselves with the fucking you till gentlemen. I don't know how I lost that
Sir I'm broke. Yeah me too. I'm saving
How did those shots not kill by the way, I'm very confused by that
The two of us to win.
Yo, mobs, can we get the retarded people out of here?
My goodness, gracious.
And seeing this guy, every single person
that had said a word, he has added them and responded.
I feel like we should know that that guy's a little nutty.
Dude, don't cover that bro.
Yeah bro.
I'm reporting on him.
Don't call me a retard you trumpet
He's ten years old
Oh my god that was terrible fake
Grenade!
Let him know, let him know we're here
Hey you got the AK probably
I missed every bullet. I thought I'd do one.
I'm gonna get flanked and shot my ass here.
That's close right and I'm left
of
the
of
the
of
of
of
of
of
Maybe not?
Damn!
Damn!
is it not good?
is it not good?
you're yellow?
Yeah good.
You got it.
Oh, somebody grab him.
Brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother.
I
Believe
Well, we started off hot we've cooled down tremendously don't listen to me go it
Not going to listen to him
If you went in if you went in you wouldn't die from
What can I log in now?
What can I log in now?
well it's amen at the other corner I wasn't aiming at the back corner
I
Want an a what's in my fucking god
And this is fuck
of
the
death of
the
death of
I'm about to be you dirty fuck turn the stream off you cocksucker
It's every game bro, it's insanity
I don't know what I have to do to play a game without having one of you motherfuckers in it. I
I don't know. Play Dinosaur Land. I play Counter-Strike. It just doesn't fucking matter.
Throw it in your name!
Oh, I throw it in my face.
Die!
I got you, Harry.
Mark!
Flash him behind you, yellow.
Let's bank!
like bro how is that not a headshot
fuck that first one was so good
dude they're literally just like the top three well they're the other stream
stock been pretty harsh I apologize for that
how are there streams that you made if I'm not even streaming
I don't know I don't know
There's two B. In the smoke, you're shameless motherfucker,
You are a shameless motherfucker.
of
death
of
death
of
When it snipe the ace
Oh my god.
Yes!
Alright, one round, that's all we need.
One fucking round, man.
I hate the glill.
Not good.
Okay, I see you're a big copular, huh?
He's headshot
one here behind dead on site one I thought they were pushing in
Nice
I don't even know this was a spot right here
We are going to win!
You're gonna have to win!
Eat shit!
Alright!
So we won one, nice!
We won one pretty good, pretty good!
Hell yeah!
I know, Snipe locked the fuck in at the end of the game, huh?
Holy Shiza!
We interested in trying Project Zomboid.
Bro, if you think for a second I'm gonna get people
to play a top down Project Zomboid.
You are on crack.
You're on crack.
Yo, what's up guys?
Hello.
I think Project Zomboid is a cool game,
but I don't think I'm gonna get people to play it.
No, don't make me play nuke again boys. Please. I can't actually go for a new core inferno.
Honestly, it doesn't matter. Oh my god. Please inferno, not nuke.
Probably not pick inferno though. It's not nuke. Never mind.
Let's drink avenue and then we take it higher!
Take it higher!
Let's roll!
Yes, Goss, because whenever you tuned in, you didn't see the guy talking about our
stream when the game started.
Yes, man.
100%.
Yes, the guy wasn't asking me if I was playing solo today or not.
Yes, because I always ask random enemies on the opposite team if they're playing with their friends or not.
Great idea. I need to start doing that. Here, let me look.
Uh, hey, hey Ramsey, you playing by yourself today? Tonight?
Oh, he didn't answer me shit stop
That's a serenity, jeez.
Must move.
Go ramp.
What? I know, Ramzy. It's pretty weird.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
Nice round.
Honestly, I'm staying again. Let's go ramp.
I'm vetted nice, I'm vetted nice.
Where are the gloves? I'm not a big glove guy. I've never had been.
of
the
death
of
death
of
I think last round.
I mean, bomb down for this matter a little bit.
That was good shit.
Where's P?
days off I thank you T-12 thank you thank you
yo and you got a butterfly knife jeez well what up
Where do you get these skins?
I just I am
Yeah, here take this
One close right
I don't want to show them.
Why does twig have you as a steam profile?
That is so fucked up.
Let's do it.
I appreciate you man
of
the
face
one. I got it. I don't understand what the fuck that was.
the human shield. Ah, the ancient China secret. The ancient scroll of the human shield. Of
The jargon!
Let's send them to the sick mine, shall we?
I'm not going to fall!
I don't I do not understand where my thoughts are going don't say I didn't hit
him I didn't hit him brother it's saying I didn't hit him what the fuck am I
playing how does that even make sense what do you mean I didn't hit them was
I just getting aim punch like I'm so confused
Come on
Grab that off after old Dom uses it got this Dom
come on Dom clean that corner son come on Dom you got this buddy
We'll take it we'll take it
Yeah, yeah.
of
the
of
the
of
the
Oh
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
I see it's frustrating. CS is frustrating because I have a certain expectation for myself
and whenever I'm not good enough to hit that expectation, it pisses me off. I should be
dropping 30 kills in these lobbies, but I suck and I'm not doing that. But in time,
my will
once close now
like that, bro, like what is that spray from your boy?
Like what is wrong with me man?
All right, let me get the other tard out of here
game's hard oh yeah very hard very difficult game no doubt
Let's go my bros!
Where oh where are my bullets going?
For slimy?
Oh what?
Got that motherfucker fucking 10 times.
And he's still telling a story.
I
Don't have bomb
They got a good bomb
I
Yes, I will yes, I will woman no problem
one said you don't chat haley clean it up
of
of
of
of
of
of
I
Nice
There ain't no way that fell down a ladder there ain't no way in hell came out brush
I
Done okay
I
I
Shiza
Bless you, thank you. Oh
My oh my god, brother
So
Howl, bro
Horse fun. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know man. I don't know how this game works
that
you know he's gonna go right up that shaft
yeah right there
kind of insane this guy just let this happen hold on a minute let them cook
boys
let them cook
ain't there
All right, over under is William Legally Deaf.
Because I'm Legally Deaf and I heard that shit.
I've been summoned from death gaming co
all right I had to let him know that we
weren't talking about him
I don't know where those shots are, man.
that that second shot looked like it was on his head brother
nice voice
yeah with a knife and gloves like he's a decent knife and a decent glove better
than a really good knife for now.
It's all panions, bro.
Trade me.
Will drop that M4?
Now I'll take that M4 trade.
Give me yours.
Let's move out.
Holy, this thing's sick.
A lot in line. They're going to a ramp.
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
Okay, sounds good, out.
Did he double dink me there or did he one one headshot me?
I'll think Dom knows how much I didn't for us that's all right
He thinks it's cool, that's all that matters, fuck the price.
one
week one
of
of
Dropping garage
Yeah
I don't know those long range fights I just I don't know
I think I'm just, I'm shooting near their head, instead of just shooting them in the
chest and letting the recoil go to their head.
I'm not like consistently hitting the headshot, but I'm also not getting anything from the
miss either.
I think that's what's happening.
I think I need to aim a little bit lower and I need to aim it like the neck
Tom hopping when the entire team is saving it's a genius strap and there's no way it doesn't work
My money is so soft need the full save from your boy the full save from your boy
I
Got bomb
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
save one everybody save I'm gonna push through squeaky I just have a pistol
let's move out
The bullets look like it came from farther right and they weren't they were right there. That's my bad
That's my bad
Love the strap from old PC here. I
Also, don't know if PC knows he can slow walk without crouching
Did you say no
PC, are you in the stream?
There was a coincidence, there was a coincidence. Coincidence, coincidence.
Let's go
Well, I don't know if opping is the actual Paul here because of how bad our team is I don't know maybe
and should deter them from going outside hopefully
they have not a single full ramp down
I want to camp down on B
sounds good
And I think I learned
What steps outside what you still oh no way
One secret
good good good round for the boys I've had a nice I've had a nice you're gonna go ramp
This round
I'm gonna go around come on don't smoke ramp if you're going there
Look my ace that's okay
Hold that to say they're going outside again
I don't think I'll die
Planting on a
One's near site or on it I'm gonna flash out
squeaky one oh my god so fucking bullshit
anytime this week thank you
Oh, look at it.
Oh, the camera is sweating.
Well, well, shit.
It'll be a hard carry this game.
backpack is feeling heavy you also get the gunskins on skin yeah
how long you been playing the game though
you like it
the
inside there
that bomb down don't get off
on them
Nice job, bro. Good try.
Yeah, I'm about to come out of time.
Wait, so how long do you have? It's probably 40 seconds.
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah, you guys think we give Dom a knife?
We can give him this little falchion.
I like that one, it's a cool cat.
I just any time I expect my bullets to kill I hit 61 and 4 I need to just aim for headshots
man I don't know why I'm trying to body someone like that let me see if I can't trade down
something. I don't know how to I don't know how to trade people.
Of course you don't.
Ramsey, you have my number, man, and I don't understand it.
I need to swing farther there.
I just...
Bro, you know what it is?
I'm so uncomfortable on my movement right now that I just haven't played enough where
I'm under the floor over swinging and no in-between
Like the game of cat and mouse of wind I'm gonna stop moving like oh you pre-fire me every single flight no problem
One ramp
They're going B, they're planting B.
I, I truly am at a loss for words on this PC.
I need it up.
I need it up.
Yo, can I get an up?
Anybody rich?
Not rich enough.
I don't have enough either.
bro yo twain can you sell him by not it's worth bro trust
not good
you're too long
I avoid Dom
I'm coming this way
are you going outside secret?
do you red box?
oh shit I got three
nice Dom
red box
I go to shoot he moves I go to unads the corner that he's
sitting on for fifty
What the fuck was that
good kisser yes sir
Carriable smoke from your boy
Smoke outside
Where where where?
Great foams.
On it.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's go fellas.
okay okay he doesn't even look at YouTube chat I'm the least talkative
next one wins or us first to 16 I got outside another gonna counter up get the
Good shot boys, come on.
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
of
the
Please William. Okay. He does get to the future. Thank God. Oh my goodness
Thank goodness William, thank goodness. You have a diffuser. Don't be a loser. I am diffuser
Remember that remember that shit
Yeah, they got two dollars super chat. It's just one of those days. I appreciate you Matthew. Thank you for the love
Thank you for the fiver quit missing on purpose. You're making us look bad
Come on, stop talking.
You got it, boss. You got it.
You got it, boss. That's my bad boss.
3D belt.
Laying down smoke.
3D flanking.
Exagerate!
Holy shit! How does this keep happening?
I
Nice
Thoughts on Chipotle honey chicken
Fire I love Chipotle honey chicken honey
Really good. We might get a 40 kill game this game chat.
3-0
laying down smoke
no way that's a miss that's actually no fucking chance a run
let me cross
I legitimately don't have a team
and it sucks
We going it we going it we going it we going it
We going it we go we're good. We're good. There's a big round now
I do it all by yourself boss
Yeah!
Weeeaah!
T side dumb.
T side, oh I'm sorry, T side's the harder side.
C, T is the easier side.
Oh, I thought it was the other way.
Uh-uh.
Come through this squeaky, boys.
Go, go, go.
I
Will get bombed down here purple or you just on your own fucking mission
of
the
death
I don't want the bomb, I'm not that great with it.
Yeah, give me the bomb.
I'll get down.
Of course.
They have an op outside, can we smoke cross, go down secret, is that possible?
pretty please go outside go along the fence all the way down smoke
So you can cross somewhere
Man, no, no, no nice
That's fine flashing up keep going all the way down go go go go go go go
Oh, big bomb in plant, I'm on flake.
Please fade, smoke.
I found you want to win the game?
Yeah, is that possible?
Give me that off.
Alright, man. Lock in.
There is no way out of all rounds you triple-nade this round that isn't fucking
real no way no way you ever triple-nade it one fucking time and you triple-nade
now what oh gee geez well GGs I'll let you down Dom and I'm sorry
I don't even know where to go.
AHHHHHHHHH!
One of them is on B site.
There it was.
Right!
Oh
Yo
Damn, bro, you're good dumb GG's man. Oh
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, hard to be mad about that one hard to be mad about that one
Hard to be mad about that one man 40 kills still lose
damn damn damn damn that's fucking brutal
that is as brutal as brutal gets
I don't play the game boys the only time I play is whenever me and peanut in the group
plays and that's about as legitimate games as baseball in the 80s.
Yeah, fuck nuke, bad nuke, bad nuke.
Give Dom the knife.
I had him pulled up, but I don't see...
Do I have to add him to trade him?
Do I have to add him to trade?
I said I'm a friend of West.
What?
What?
An ancient bird, an ancient bird, do not fan dust too, bro.
Fan dust too if you're cool, fuck.
Let's roll.
it low for a goopal? You want to see me twerk that ass? Yo, if I change my knife, I can't bro.
I'm tired of this shit. If you shoot me in the head again, I'ma fuck ya.
What twist what bro what would make love what's up man we're going out long let's go
I'll flash out it's Sunday he's a holy peanut
shit
I hit
I would do that
Not good that's what that is
He's getting just crashed I think
over
Aim up and higher aim higher a little bit higher a little bit higher a little bit higher right there. Keep it right there
There he is
It's the term I use for one of my lovers
We're gonna be fast come on German. Let's go. Bye
Oh, shit.
The most unsafe game to stream.
Oh, if you think I give an absolute shit what people say in a video game, you're on methamphetamines.
Brother we played arc Raiders the n-word was thrown around like pussy on the on the red light
What bro
Are you currently on the map you on that time I am currently medicated yes
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, brother.
No, brother, there's no way.
There is no way that that is my rep around these streets.
There's no way.
Someone tell me who this guy is.
What is going on?
So basically synchronized swimming, one of the best in the world, one multiple gold
medals.
I'm shit. I'm shit. I'm shit
And now you're on CS2. Yeah, he does math can't forget about that point. Yeah, I do dabble. I do dabble
Blues back
Yo girl, can you give me a kiss?
Hahaha
I got a soul kiss
Mwah, I love you, I love you bitch
Alright, everybody, I love you bitch
Let's go be and die, come on, I want an AK
AHHHHH
Continue to do the fire screen
I
Plant that John
Last
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Nooooo!
Sick!
Hahahaha!
Let's go cat fellas, let's go cat.
Let's win this thing.
Come on baby!
HIT! HIT! HIT!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hhhhhhhhhh!
Hhhhhhh!
Hohh!
Don't go get the fuck out of the way
You killed me you killed me three men. They were rushing on me go long fast
Don't be a pussy
I
Know what's gonna come from long
You see one there
Oh
You can suck my dick that's what you can do
Yo, don't flash long I'm gonna kill this guy we go long again
Yeah, I
Don't be talking to the swimmer like that. Thank you, Hank. Thank you so much
Put the knife down man, come on
I ate a grenade it ain't good to there
Love that about you Hank, there's one more there.
Love this team.
Love you people.
Yeah, you were on my way bro.
I can't keep it.
Yo, it's flanking.
I'm fucking...
Dude, the guy stops.
The guy stops.
He's already across.
Cross, cross, on site.
I
Fuckin do the guy stops the guy stops he's already across cross cross onsite
I
Guys hear me out. Hey, hear me out. I thought he was going to continue
Continue this way. I thought he was gonna continue the swing
So I preemptively flicked and then he stopped and it made me look like an idiot. Okay, let's take a and not talk about
Dude did somebody drug half this team what is going on
I am currently on drugs.
Good.
Name them all of them.
Yeah, name them all.
Guys, I tell you, we kill them all.
Where do you want, bro?
Number one, place a purple alcohol.
Number two.
Xbox.
One more Xbox.
This feels bad, bro.
all right guys the only way for us to get back on point is that if we all hum a noise
together okay I'm thinking come on guys join in
we're ready we're ready lock in save one
come on
we're so good they're gonna be two here we push these two we kill them and we
Let's go.
Alright, what?
Okay.
Alright, that's son of a B**ch.
Type shit.
That's a two for one.
Type shit?
Type shit, baby.
That's a two for one.
Yo, I do not like that combo, twin.
Somebody give me the Wendy's four for four.
Yeah, the Wendy's four for four
all right we actually have to lock in and we're gonna lose another fucking game
bro lock in yeah yeah let's do it man
I
Okay, it's bugs
Have you smoked
We got one
up north
oof
hahahaha
yo hangover is kind of a demon
Operating the ball.
The enemy has been planted.
Great job team!
Free up.
No! My...
Suck on my balls. Suck on my balls.
So you can't say that, but we can't say the n-word. That's crazy, bro
Well, don't do it, bro. Don't make me mute you, bro. Lock the fuck in. Go long!
I can't say the n-word
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Watch this!
No! Stop!
What the fuck?
Oh baby.
No.
I'm practicing.
Chad, how much longer are we going to be on?
Let me talk to the bosses.
I'm going to be on.
I'm going to be on.
I'm going to be on.
I'm going to be on.
I'm going to be on.
I'm going to be on.
I'm going to be on.
I'm going to be on.
I
So I'm staying I don't have no idea where I got shot from
It's a blouse
Don't drop that I on me like that
Don't say look at me like that
What's that lady let me let me talk to the boss man
What a son of a bitch.
You're a son of a bitch.
Try guys, Hank is top of the team right now.
Can we keep Joker?
Green King, look at me real quick.
What do you say?
Green, green, green.
Left go.
Alright.
Wait, what's up? What's up?
Too late bro.
What'd you have? Who died?
So how are we losing that fight man?
I'm swinging it wide.
I am with you.
I'm one.
How am I getting hit?
What the fuck?
This ain't good, I'm one.
You gotta come off me.
I'm throwing at your name.
You got me?
I got a close guy.
Nice.
He's met it up.
Gotta go off ASP boys.
Gotta go fast B.
Come on.
Y'all win that.
I'll flash you in.
We did it.
We did it.
That's a full rush.
Full rush.
Oh look at those three bro.
Those three.
Who is those three, bro?
Well, you are one of those three, bro.
No, bro.
Yes, you got this, Harry.
Come on, you got this.
Shit.
You got this, man.
Oh, I saw you slow down on purpose.
Guys, guys, how?
Guys, come on, come on.
Brother, how?
He just walking, walking, heavies me. It's unbelievable.
Yo, I'm saying it. CSGO OG is so much better than CS2. It's not even close.
Come on!
I'm so good at the video game.
CSGO OG.
So much better.
It's not even close.
The amount.
I'm down.
I need an AK though.
Can I get an AK?
I need a hurry, hurry, hurry.
All right.
I'm going.
Uh, dude, it's so, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
with a fucking Valorant approach of running gun it is so shit I hate it
it's going mid it's going mid flashing that shit i'm dead
of
the
of
the
of
I
Agreed let's go don't stop I'll flash I'll do all the you till Hank, okay?
I am doing the you till you get your fat cock ass into the site, okay?
one side
brother brother you have a guy three feet in front of me and you shoot me
why shoot the other motherfucker i'm behind him how does that make sense
C'mon, both.
Nice try.
Fuck, Chewy!
Spit on that thing!
Oh, this guy swings, he's holding the easiest angle to shoot.
The guy swings, just ignores my teammate in front of me, and shoots me in the fucking neck.
This could be the greatest game of our lives
My god, resolution bro, you're so good.
Don't you ever patronize me again?
No, I'm being serious with the fuck.
Don't shoot ever again.
Can you be my coach?
I'm playing A.
Yeah, I should go back on my day, I'm just curious.
You know, back on the day.
What you coach bro, a local soccer team?
I'm glad you just gave up.
HA!
Cat.
You said cat?
Yeah.
Tunnels.
I was just trying to ask though, don't worry team, there's another one there.
They're going A, what the fuck?
G.
Okay, SP.
Brother what in the fuck is going on team?
I got this, try to ask.
Put a voice in your mouth.
I don't know, I don't know, this game stops, I don't know, I don't know, I need to do
Micro-adjustment. We're moving the screen closer, boys. We're really getting in here.
I'm just using the buff.
Terrorists win.
Moving the screen closer. I actually carried off.
Anyway, I didn't coach. I taught compsci.
Oh, everybody buying grenade. We're throwing it long. Come on, team.
Hell no.
Buy it right now, Hank.
Hell no.
Right now, Hank!
Don't make me say it, bro.
Okay, alright, you're good, you're good. Everyone come along, trust.
Hank is slaying for hangover.
Yo, you big hangover fan? I actually love those movies.
Hank too.
Two.
One.
It's going to be a grenade.
One million grenades.
There's two. One close right, one farther.
Five hundred cigarettes.
I'm never using a Mac then again. Oh and the nuts on the face
Tough luck
Yo, Hank everybody's on Hank, bro
Oh, I just think I've heard of you. I just heard of Smokin Jay
Nothing long
Yeah, that's definitely big.
Good information to know.
I'm on my way.
I think it might be me, guys.
Good, coms. Nothing gets past you two.
There's a streamer.
Let's go streamer.
What do we do?
I don't have a kit, bro.
Any of you guys have a kit?
Hell no.
Deploying flashback.
We're just over.
Yeah, true.
No green, I hope you enjoy your demotion, man.
I appreciate that.
We're so lucky to have each and every single one of you on this team.
You all bring something impeccable to the table.
It's my fault we've lost and I apologize that.
It's not too late gentlemen. It's not too late. Turn it around. I'll go B. Hopefully they go B again
I dropped you if I'm moss hangover
Hangover is opposite slang for hate. Let's move out
Are they just running out fast what are they doing?
No fucking way.
This cat.
Got a little cat yellow.
He just instant fucking headies me.
It's over bro.
I don't have another team.
I dropped 40 kills last team.
I got a fucking Dom and I got a JT who don't know what the fuck they're doing.
they're doing. I got this team, half of them know it's me and they suck ass at the game.
I'm pissed.
Theme affirmations. Theme affirmations. I'll go first. Joker, I love when you are on a site
and we lose that site and by the time I am told
they already planted the bomb and the round is over
Hank you wanna go ahead with the next one?
yeah I uh... sure I got you
it's a Hank
fucking kill me bro, fucking kill me man
I like the way you hold a site
you turning over
I like the way you hold P site
you saw my line
no I didn't
they're on site
oh good good
I went no
I don't even know where I got shot from I don't even know where I got shot from
I'm gonna say hold damage with the decal, hold damage.
Yo, can you help kick me please?
Yeah, sure.
Okay, deal it.
Let's help out the team.
Aw, you pussy, who was it?
Holy smoke.
of
the
death
of
death
of
Oh, holy fuck! Hangover! They're dead!
Oh my god, what a process, bro.
Grab the AWP. Grab the AWP and bring it back.
get me out of this fucking game bro get me out of this game i'm in hell
get me out of this hell get me out of this hell
Give me out bro. I don't care. Give me out. Get to the next one. Get to the next one.
This looks terrible, bro. It is the worst experience of my life, yeah. It makes you
really remember why you don't play, you know? Wait, let me change. You know what it is,
It's the knife, bro. It's distracting me. We're going here. That's what we're using now.
Play Face It? I just don't care enough to play Face It. I don't want to have to open up Face It,
relaunch my program, and all that other shit. Bro, we're so low on Premiere, we're not running
running into cheaters at this rank, just running into, yo should I change my steam name maybe?
Is that why people are fucking knowing that it's me?
How do people know my name is Secret Spy?
What the shit?
Didn't make any sense.
Let's roll.
I want to say yes, man. But
seen AT&T juice the last week numbers before.
So there is a world where AT&T goes, oh, guess what, guys?
Last week, XXXP or triple points or some shit like that.
I can see that happening.
Yeah, exactly.
They can do some like random double point shit.
So you still need to be ready to absolutely lock in.
Let's roll.
That's unfair, it's about money.
Yeah, but it's also about having a great tournament
under the brand of AT&T, right?
And like me personally is being one of the people in the lead,
like I would have stopped that from happening.
Why not?
Who cares?
Yeah, it's a lot of money and I want to win,
I also would like the last week to matter just as much
Carambits are the best knife in Counter-Strike. I don't care. I love them
You're up. We are going on a windy walk here.
Uh, I go, okay.
I'm good. I'll play mid.
No, I watch A-long.
Buy some gloves? What gloves would I buy?
Let's go!
I'm saying you're enough.
Flash is long.
All is long.
I keep reloading I forget about the bullet thing
I don't like the bullet shit I reload and even though I have fucking a hundred bullets
Now I got none, I'm bullshit!
Yo, another second of the fiber, hangover here, fun game, I didn't know you were streaming to 6k people!
Don't worry about it, hangover, DJs, bro.
Here we go!
I save around boys any guns negative no guns anyone die oh all right we're going
Up mid. Up mid strat. Up mid strat. Lock in.
Up mid strat in full effect.
Hey Long.
In cap.
I don't drop 20 kills in this game, someone beat the shit out of me
someone beat me I don't drop 20
Let's make the greatest range.
Watch out, Pat.
Toing fire!
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
I FUCKING Suck!
Memorizing spray patterns is not about that, bro.
It's about me not doing what I want to do.
Like I'm thinking to myself, I'm going to peek, shoot three bullets, and then I'm going
to not peek anymore.
What ends up happening?
I shoot two bullets.
I crouch during my third.
I stand back up, shoot three more while my recoil is still terrible, and I miss all six bullets.
Like that, like that, like that right there. I get one kill.
What am I supposed to do? I'm supposed to plant my feet holding the next one.
What do I do? I start swinging left and right.
Like I'm playing Call of Duty and I can't stop my feet or I die.
I'm just playing like ass.
Me tunnels, tagged.
He just mollied there.
he's just molly there spawned when the last one was in tunnels
why the f***ing crazy
I hear ya, I hear ya, counter strafe
f***ing everything else that you're saying
And I, we don't need to, let's not get back this.
We don't need to, that's bad, bad, bad Bryce, bad hutch.
Bad Bryce, bad hutch, no offing.
That's cool fellas.
Swing back.
Back around.
He's playing here, drawn a pistol round it seems like.
Where are they?
Offer.
of
the
top of
I
Okay
Little bit of fucking life. Whoo. It was looking real dark
Real dark full of despair
That was better. That was better. I
Was good swings honestly. Oh that that right there is how I need to swing every gunfight
between the little past and then shoot when a little past and then shoot one long what
Do I, are you guys looking at my cat at all or no?
Dude.
I'm looking.
One more there, all the way down long.
Right there I was hesitating on my swings because the wall was there.
I should have swung that and then fell back and then held the deeper peeks, let them swing
into me, Hedy, swing it again, that shit.
Not continue to swing the exact same angle.
This is good though, good practice, good practice.
The guy's holding top mid.
Yeah, one there gonna swing along here in a second.
THROW IN YOUR RIDERS, EEPTUNELS.
There's bomb bomb EEPTUNELS, nice.
There's something there's a little bit of life
Yeah, just fucking swing them
Should come right here
Very good, very good
Hard to watch the gun on the left
Alright, you know what, there you go
Is that better chat?
Is everyone happy?
green you gonna take that?
oh, lemme get that AK back
oh!
come on, come on, you're a joker
hey long
I'm gonna punch myself in the face why am I crouching I had such good
momentum why why do I go to the crouch I don't need the crouch I don't crouch
why are you crouching there's no sense of crouch no sense to crouch
well I mean guys our team is yeah it's every game it is what it is it's on us to carry
like always I again I'm just making mistakes right now the news is we know what we're doing
They're all just gonna stop doing it
Smoked off cat fuck
I did crouch on that spray. I think I stood straight up didn't I? Did I crouch? I don't
think so. No I didn't. Yeah, I think that was a good one. Go, go, go!
crouching it's just there's no sense in crouching majority of the time
especially at this elo whenever you crouch you're just giving them a headshot
they're coming out long fast
like even at AT&T
I'm walking
Our team is just nowhere to be found, local Pickle is pushed up Kat while they're fucking
taking long goose is sitting in CT jacking himself off.
On site.
I can't off.
Offing is not an option in this game at all.
Zero option off this game. Maybe on T side, but definitely not on CT. I think I'm gonna push up mid here
They're coming here.
Flashbang.
It's injury.
Throwing fire.
It's injury. Throwing fire.
Throwing grenade.
One long. One long lead.
Pop him.
Pop him.
for my flashbang
last hopping doors
for
winnable winnable winnable winnable winnable ???
YouTube's falling apart good
You guys are buying two nades on CT side
on pistol round are you fucking serious we're going two nades on CT side on the
pistol round
good to know, lock in, suspect it
He has to reload!
There's a second one standing next to him outside the smoke!
There's no fucking way!
No!
Shoot his dick off!
Go out B boys.
Run out there, I'll flash you in.
I'll stay here
Well the idea was is that he was gonna be out of ammo then I fucking bum rush the door and get a free kill
Sadly, it's not what happened
Yeah, this is shocked it's over ggs ggs chocolate up
Chocolate up
jog it up jog it up gg's in the chat gg's this one's fucking over baby gg's
holy nutsack that man
we buying we're forcing okay
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I'm sorry.
Counter terrorist win.
Ooh, in the arms of an angel.
Fly away from here.
Do we want to run a league game after this I?
Can't play any more CS after this game
This game has mentally taxed me out
Well watch being saved me
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
I
play a new character, what the fuck am I going to play. Yo, I did do an ARAM? Is? Was a blast.
It's a hard character to learn.
Graves?
Graves is a two-shot, eh?
Got him.
Great smoke.
throw in the flashback
i threw in the flashback
please stop f**king walking on drowsy
i threw in the nade
i planted
Okay, okay, okay, lost one cap.
Playtime.
Great job.
Point of the ball.
Keep playing our slow 1v1 fights.
I think we can win.
our little our little 1v1 do-si-do mono-i-mono will be all right
of course of course you're double stacked on that man of course you are you
talk sucker away man why are we two pushed up cat into eight what the fuck
one more CT one B one CT you're good you're gonna say you're gonna say oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts so bad to walk, it hurts
so bad.
and
they play everyone just kind of spreads out and if we try not with this we're just gonna
a shot on our dicks. Hey, 20 kills, hold y'all. I'm not even gonna say B. They're gonna triple
stack it with Molotovs and kill us all. We just gotta play slow. The Vedinas is slow, methodical.
cool. We just made our team. Maybe that's the go-to here. Boots, I choose you.
I
Just behind you guys
I HIT THE FUCKING CORNER!
Nice!
Ah, that was so good, man, until I hit the corner and it just fucked it all up.
That was so good until I hit the corner!
yeah I mean the shots felt good you have to slow it down a little bit
all these guys with fail gun safety class that's for sure
I'm going to kill him.
And I move the second I move, he swings and I die.
the second time
Oh my gosh, we got 10 seconds left.
My man is clearing every corner that has ever been invented, made, or created in this map.
I'm gonna try this to win.
Sweet Caroline!
Bum bum bum!
Good times never seem so good!
So good! So good! So good!
and he's still lost the uh
love that for me
One car
Great day
We lost a game where we had 40 kills, we just lost a game where we have 25 kills.
I wonder if the next game we lose will have 50 kills.
Think of it like that.
Dumb!
Let me see something dumb.
Why can't I trade dumb?
send offer your inventory down a strike
can I show my inventory chat is this leak anything or no
trade will be held. I don't
You know, I was going to take a while to get to you, son, but I'm sending you a knife.
It's a falchion freehand.
Enjoy it.
I hope you enjoy CSGO and all that good jazz.
It was nice meeting you.
I'm going to send you this trade.
Yo.
Yo, what up?
What up?
I just sent you a knife.
What do you mean?
How do you do that?
Open up your steam and check your trade offers.
You should have a knife, a falchion.
Look like the alerts maybe top right?
Or you can hit your inventory and then there's a little thing called view trades.
It's trade held because steam's stupid, but we'll have a knife.
If I click on my profile.
Alright, this is what you do.
Hit shift and tab at the same time so it opens it up.
Click on your picture.
Yo, wait, I'm so confused.
Listen, hit shift and tab at the same time.
Click on your picture.
Go to inventory and then click trade offers at the top.
You'll see you have a trade offer from me.
general thank you for the fiver.
You get shows my inventory I'll see it.
It should say there should be at the top it should be a blue button said trade offer like above your inventory.
And it's in my profile right.
Yeah, yeah, so, okay, shift tab, click on your picture.
Then on the right side,
you should see something saying inventory, click on that.
And then at the top of the screen,
it shows your name at the left.
And then like on the right side in the middle,
it should say a blue button said trade offer
or trade offers, click that.
And it should be like incoming trade offers
I got there, but I don't see an incoming trade. I think it's because mine's held in 15 days
You'll have it so keep that in mind 15 days
But it's sent
Why 15 days because steam is fucking stupid. I don't know security
security
Well, you'll have one no problem Dom GGs today bro. Good luck in the rest of your games
Dude good luck to you too man. Later man. Have a great rest of your week
All right
Yes, go everybody. She ass go everybody. I
I feel good towards the end there. We started figuring it out.
I think as long as we continue to play a little bit until Thursday, I do, I really do think
we'll be fine. Truly. I think we will be more than fine as long as we're playing a little
bit every day. I think we're good. But we got to keep, we got to just keep grinding.
And bro, I still don't have a verdict for that Rex, by the way
Well, it's been so long
I'm glad we switched to CS go
I don't know. I don't do it. I don't know. I
Don't know what's taking them so long
But we got messages we got the fucking logs we got the
I don't know yo batter John. Thank you so much for the sub man
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you daisy server ending. Yes, the daisy server is come to a close. It was fun
It was fun. I enjoyed it man. I enjoyed it while it lasted. It was a good time. Honestly. It was a good time. I
Had a fun time. I had a good time. It was a good. It was a good enjoyable time
You know, it's a good time, but
all good things must come to an
end. All good things. All good
things.
Yeah, Foxy. Absolutely.
What was that? Let's say. Thank
you so much for opening up a
great server. I played Daisy for
six years. I had the most fun on
your server. Yeah, I appreciate
I'm a Foxy absolute nasion absolute nasion. Thank you.
You're ending the Daisy server already. Yeah, I just don't have time man. Like in a perfect world.
In a perfect world I would have all the time I could ever want. But with everything going on and the sponsors and dealing with people.
complain and I just don't have time man. I don't have time. I had time when we started.
I don't have time now and this week it's only going to get worse. We have AT&T. We have
three more sponsors coming up. I just don't have time.
Private Isle server. I don't know what me and Pila's next plans are. I have no idea.
Um, kind of just leaning on him taking turns. He did Russ. I did Daisy. It's his turn now
His turn whatever he wants to do. I'm in for I think the aisle could be a lot of fun though
I think getting a mod switch change everything to League of Lejeans. We're gonna play one or two games and then call it a day
I
Think I
Don't know
Tarkov tomorrow?
I'll be Winston on Plat?
I don't know.
I've lost a couple games.
I've lost a...
How'd the T-Rex run go?
Sadly, man, I'm pretty sure Chat might have a little unbiased opinion here, so maybe
I'm a little jaded.
I'm pretty sure we got sniped.
Chat, what do you guys think?
Did we?
It's on you.
I don't know.
I think I did, but I really, I really don't know, bro.
I don't know at all.
No, we didn't hit Prime.
We didn't hit Prime.
We got 180 by a Dinosuchus and then 180 by a pack of Raptors.
Pretty unfortunate day.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I don't know what.
I want to play the aisle, but the problem is, is like the stream sniping stuff, if it doesn't get resolved rather fast, it's a little harder because I don't get the shit back and I'm just going to have to restart dinos all day long, which blows absolute penis.
The only way for us to actually play it is if I do some little growing on the on the wrecks like off stream or I just play like Sarah's.
I love that. So I love that.
Sarah's and the lowest.
If I can move and grow faster.
Appreciate you, Massacre. Thank
you for the love. Oh, I was so
much fun. I agree.
I was so much fun.
By guard jinx, You mean.
out the Viagra and the Jinx and the Yumi whoever she's on.
Oh you mean Left 4 Dead? Yeah the problem with Left 4 Dead is that we get DDoS'd off the servers and it's just not.
Got a Malzar top and a NASA smith.
What the fucking dick?
That's a terrible pick as a jungler in Dubai.
Some busting, maybe, maybe I would be against it.
I don't know.
For me, it's like if I want to do the busting stuff,
it's it's a very deep dive, you know, like you can't just.
It's hard to just walk in and RP, even though people are like,
Oh, you should do it. It's not that easy.
It's actually like playing enjoy yourself, but I don't know, maybe.
I'm chillin' right now. I like jumping. I like movin' on different games, tryin' different shit. I enjoy it.
They'll never know what hit'em.
Yo John, thank you so much for the 5 gifted bread up.
And I bought Q first, it's fucking over.
Shit.
Not a good start for your boy.
Not a good start for your boy.
That is the absolute worst thing I could have got.
Whoopsies.
Play Brand Jungle again.
I don't think that's ever went well love that for me a big dog
Cannot believe I got two first. This is so bad
Supposed to get Q last, man.
Honestly, I probably should have played a lane as well.
Rockin League? I don't know if I could play Rockin League.
Chas, thank you for another 5 gifts and over on the 2 baby. I appreciate you man.
Lock in boys. Do some music going.
YouTube is a ticking time bomb for y'all to get banned, just so you know.
I'm not turning off music and the YouTube stream will most likely go down.
way bro you just stole that though
such bad news bro bad news really bears
If you hit a wall hit it hard
I was thinking about I was thinking about maybe going in there, but you know also about
sweeper.
Careful Nasus.
no man on top laner, we kill this, maybe we rotate top
nice
coming
I'm on vision
Oh
How flash for flash worth it. I'm doing this you're welcome
Woohoo
Here I come to save the day
Ah
Now what hit him
I should have I should have ganked that motherfucker I should have ganked them
good. Not good. Don't you dare ping me because you overextended bitch. And the ad carry and
support are both full health and cocksucker if you hit a wall
I don't know what you're doing.
Wait, did he not start a drag?
Uh oh, how am I gonna die here?
He did.
Okay, I'm not doing bad right now.
We're not gonna go after that we have full campsite.
a boy.
Grab alt up.
Full health
I think they might want my assistance
Yeah, they're already back
Kill Dover is like this.
Do-do-do-do-do!
Let's get cracking.
I
Missed the queue
I missed the fucking Q and my heart dropped!
My heart completely dropped!
350 gold, I'm not buying anything, so I'll have this.
A quick two camp clear and two item.
It's worth it.
Time we're up and we'll just quick back, have item, good to go.
have drag up in a minute 30 that scuttle's for sure gone already
I got a backer quick.
I need to get a sweeper.
I'll never know what hit him.
I'm looking for that Yi.
Doing good right now
Nice
We are getting them!
Sometimes, we got the name.
Where'd my teammate, bro? Where'd my teammate, bro? Where's my teammate, bro?
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
You're playing Twitch? You got the farthest range in the game? Throw a spell or something, man?
Holy shit!
If you hit a wall, it's gonna be hard.
We can't go up there.
got a hill up a little bit
bounce
got a little scary there for a second
got a little scary there
Our bot lane is really really bad, so I'm not too worried about drags right now
And we're just gonna have to get so big that the drags don't matter
And running running and running and running and running and running and running
Oh
Twitch you can suck my old Johnson think I'm coming down there to help you after that last bottle
Nice. She flashed, Orth.
We are buying boots for the yee.
He kills her.
I don't want to fight this, alright.
I don't understand what the reason for that was.
I can't spell Devin. I CAN'T SPELL DEVIN!
FUCK!
Hehehehé!
GOOOOOZE MAN!
I know it's a bad gank. I know that he is there, brother.
If you hit along, hit it.
Why am I listening? Why? Why? I know he's there.
Give up my whole lead to gank a losing lane because he keeps spam pinging me.
So bad man!
Honestly so fine.
He just can't make any more of those stupid mistakes.
What the fuck is going on over here?
This is just getting massive.
Eat up. Eat up, masses.
Eat up. Worth.
absolutely worth we have a carry on the board and his name is NASA's and he is
going to carry this game and although that was a bad play by me and I pee-pee'd
and then ulted a fucking E we have a NASA's and everything's fine
not the way we wanted to but I would like to set up this we need it to their
third drag will I have anyone on my team show up
Filter over spire. Alright!
Giving drag!
Thank you, Nasus. It's me and you against the world, brother. Me and you against the
fucking world.
Gotta leave this to go and help.
We clean this, we clean this 100%
Honestly huge kills there, huge queen up
Not worth for them. We're doing just great
Dominating
You'll be destroyed I miss that
I guess that's worth the smite.
Brandon's dead, we need to run.
Overstay to our welcome a little bit there boys, I think so.
We need to get sweepers as well.
Check it out Terry!
Doing good, doing good, we're not doing terrible.
We're actually pretty fucking well off right now.
We're pretty well off.
still no sleeper
here i come to save the day
i hate that i don't have sleeper
shit they're on fucking wards
they're on wards, not looking good
fuck me
I'd love to do this.
Oh, yeah, he thought he was sweet, hell no.
Very good.
57 on drag, clear this, make our way over.
I can only play a certain amount of CS though, at a certain point I just get mentally over.
I don't know how anyone can play in extended period of CS to be honest.
You've been outformed, bitch.
Let's get started.
They could have had me this long.
An ally has been slain.
I'll let my hands do the talking.
already gone. We are fucking massive, gentlemen. We are officially massive, our life matters
more than everyone else on our team. Lock in. You'll never know what hit him. Go get
item
There you go here this time we'll go that last item I just want to build as absolute one shotty as I can
If you hit a wall, hit it hard.
most. I could have ran. I should have ran. I should have ran, could have ran, should
a ram coulda brand sweeper thank you guys
hate to see it
Well, we're two to two right now.
We have everything the world is ours.
We're three levels up on the Yi.
We're absolutely dominating him in every way, shape, and form.
We're still good, man.
We handle this, we have to one-shot the Viaguar.
We one-shot the Viaguar, we're good.
Our Vassus is flash ghosting him, not a good sign.
He here.
one more time if he stays
yep
I'm doing this. My way. It must have just faded 40 seconds. Let's clear these games.
Oh yeah, we're demolishing the Yi from this point forward. Yeah. He's so far behind now.
There's no catching up to me.
No team.
Yeah boys! Yeah! Yeah!
Fuck him up! That's his!
I think we've mentally broke the yeet.
We're gonna back and keep him honest.
I think he's just going to keep shoving guys in my jungle right now, go get infinity's edge.
Guardian's Angel is actually a great build.
Holy shit, the damage is insane, boys!
The damage is insane!
We're fucking three tapping the gromp
Well these guys want to fight no way
My
I didn't, I missed my Q. I missed my Q and I'm fighting without an ass, I'm throwing,
I'm- I'm throwing so hard.
I gotta R. Why am I not R-ing?
I literally R into my Q, always. Why- why in the fuck am I trying to land a Q on a juice-up jeep with feet?
Mistakes were made, they will not be made again.
Nassus is just doing Nassus things right now. It's so massive.
Get the tower, big dog.
Holy mother of God!
I'd love that, actually.
I would love to go and flip, Darren.
The problem is, oh my God, Naxus.
It just doesn't make any sense on why we're doing that.
Going for this.
Hello, Mr. Yee.
I'm my own backup.
Please guys, it's free.
Please.
Pretty please.
much more gold 2800
Thank you so much for that support. I'm glad you got the gold
Let's get to the fun part
Easy drag
Great job top laner
Okay, he's doing his job up there I can't lie
All right, let's go
He's all dead no one on their teams dad this is not a good fight
BANG!
Come on!
HAAA!
Yes!
Buy some coffee.
Fuck ya, baby.
through that nasus was big that nasus was a large man holy shits all right let's
pause the music for now so maybe YouTube doesn't get banned oh that was good
now here's a question chat do we want to go in the jungle again or do we want to
going to lane. Let me show y'all what I can do in a lane. What are we thinking?
Really? Y'all like the jungle play?
No, we're going lane. Mid lane. Lock him. Lock him! I do need to tinkle. Anybody want
hold it. Lane gameplay is man. Really? In what world is Laney man? Also, who just ended
stream? Why is there so many people in here all of a sudden? Summit got offline. You motherfuckers,
You left him for me?
What the hell?
Honestly respectable I would have too.
Are you kidding me? I swapped lanes and I still can't go!
I would have too to be honest. Hey that's a respectable leaf.
That's a respectable leaf. You're leaving me for summit?
The jokes on you!
Don't forbid. It's all good.
I'd leave me for him too, to be honest.
Ah!
You
You gotta be careful when you listen to songs because sometimes you get in the rhythm and
the next thing you know, you're sling it, you know what I'm saying?
Lock in.
Support.
Give me that pick.
Jinx Zyra brother. This is another Vi game. Is it not? This is another Vi game
This is a Vi game
Maybe not
What do I play in this? What the hell do I play in this? Oh shit?
I mean we go one tap everybody
It's the new new game.
Nah.
Ah, fuck it.
We'll do new new.
I don't play new new, Nocturne.
Fuck it, we both.
Fuck it, we both.
I'm doing Nocturne.
It is what it is.
I don't know why you said new new.
And I hate you.
And I fucking...
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
You
Chat how cooked are me are me how cooked are we how cooked are we
I'll cook and I didn't build correctly.
Oh, it's cooked.
Yes.
Wait, what are we?
Echo.
We lose, Annie, we lose, Jinx, we gotta bully the bot lane.
The only chance we got.
This ain't good.
This ain't good.
This ain't good.
I sense fear.
Set your arms are tired bro and we got an R peer.
Oh my god it's GGS.
Fuck him up Mordekaiser, fuck him up!
Oh my, oh, oh my, GG's in the chat, GG's in chat, GG's in the fuckin' chat, it's over, it's all over, we've lost everything.
I feel the gank here, he has some TP back though, maybe he doesn't.
I'm a man of the people, you know what I mean?
I am a man of the people. If I eat, we all eat.
Zyra's too low to help them out right now.
He's kind of got to let them do their thing.
Not.
Take away some time.
Pack it up, Terry.
Take away some time.
Give you all war.
I apologize for that.
says it wants me to go hex play first come on man don't do this I worked real
hard for you yeah you hate to see a countergank go well after you just wasted
time down there you know what I mean I think that gonna be one of the worst
things to see as a jungler
Wait a minute, Tinto's in and we standing on business, am I?
Got to get level 6.
No way he gets away with this.
We gotta punish this, Morkaiser's doing the Lord's work up there.
level six maybe look for a gank on bot lane potentially here
Are you my nightmare or am I yours?
What are you, Wraith of Rome?
Same thing, you don't know Rome.
You're for me, Wraith of Rome.
I'm about to get the shake grabbed out of my Johnson.
I
you fucking pussy you did the fight starter at full health and you won't
leave the dragon pit as morta Kaiser's fighting for his life
oh my god you ugly bitch
Back to the gems
No way!
Bro, that champion is so fucking busted!
Holy shit!
What more?
What more could you want?
You can time travel, you can tank, you can deal damage and stun!
What a champ!
Holy fuck!
Holy fuck and you can heal!
Oh Yasuo, Yasuo, Yasuo, Yasuo, ask me how much I give a fuck about your call bud.
Are we doing this shit? No! We're wasting time! Fuck you! Fuck you, Yas! Fuck you, useless bitch!
Now I want to go do it! Now I'll go!
Now we're going.
And he walks probably walks towards him.
He walks towards him.
He walks towards him as he's getting his dick beat into his body.
He continues to walk forward, like a psychopath.
I think we might be able to steal some camps here.
I need some help, go fuck yourself.
Oh my god Mordekaiser is there, I'm coming!
He's here.
a champ. I thought I did get it. I thought I didn't get it but hard drop. Nice smite
thank you. I had to turn down multiple pro offers to T1. They won't stop ringing my line.
know it's hard it's hard you know just being this good at the game
I don't think I do enough damage for this. I don't
trade? Yeah. I'll take that trade. I will take that trade. You take that deal. I'll
I'll take that deal. I will take that deal.
Hey, I don't want to hear nothing. I don't want to hear nothing. We flashed the Q.
We ulted the, the jungler. Yeah, we didn't do much, but we fucking, we were there.
We were there.
Plated. Wait, should we not do plated? Should we go? Yeah, that's probably better.
Sorry!
Don't read!
I believe we are a little bit behind here
good
good
very good
I would push with the team but I'm so far behind and I can't invade because I'm a lot
weaker than the Echo.
I think this is our best bet right now.
We see the Turbo farm.
He's defending right now.
Oh, that bitch.
It took the bush I don't like them having that push not good
Yeah, let's just Ira continue to work for really just looking for a very good old opportunity
that is all we care about right now
huge
Oh, no, we got a we got the old the jinx
We got all the jinx this is why I don't like nocturne. I feel like this point like I'm just not that strong. I
Have the old the jinx I
Like to play by y'all. So I mean he got a double knockup. He went in. That's not his fault
It's honestly my fault. I do no damage
Oh my gosh, did we jump into SetsW?
Is that what killed us all?
I didn't even realize that.
I wasn't thinking at all.
What are we doing?
of
the
of
get him
get them with that shit, smack them with my paw
50 seconds. Oh my morta Kaiser brother. What are we doing man?
Chad what's our win condition? Help me. What am I supposed to do? Is it just an
afk farm angle or
They got the jinx got it
I will baby, I love you
I'm here for this. I would love to fight this
We're just not doing anything, or no one's, no one's aggressing, no one's doing anything.
We're just Yassos and bot lane, getting splissy fucked, I don't know.
Oh, Yassos.
Please, let's fight this shit.
I'm coming.
Hello, I'd like to report a crime.
Yeah, that Annie bitch is broken!
Actually, I think we're in a good death stance.
Usher W, I was planning on it whenever I needed it, and then Annie smited me from the map
in one stun.
I would love to have used it.
We can sacrifice a drag, I don't think we're in any position to even consider a drag.
No, no, no, I don't think so boys
Yeah
Your team has destroyed.
oh shut the fuck up man I don't have a way to you jackass now I'm dead
And he's coming and he's coming
Wonderful. Oh there goes Mordekaiser again.
Yo, on it! Hello!
Honestly, it's hard to be mad at the Mordekaiser because whenever I play Mordekaiser, I do the same shit.
Oh, he's on it.
I didn't even get a fucking chance, I'm so upsetting.
There's no way this guy gets away with this shit.
He's on my shit, man!
Bye, son of...
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, it's just over.
I should have ulted the Jinx.
I thought everyone was so low that maybe there was a world where we could kill those two.
Jinx doing Jinx things. This is on me. I should never play Nocturne into this comp. I was
absolutely fucking useless this whole game bro. At no point in this entire game was I ever useful.
Hi games on me, my bad.
GG, GG, GG, that's all me, that's all my bad.
That's my bad.
Bad champ call, bad pick, should've never asked what do I play and then listen to a new, new
call.
Next time, bash me over the head with a pitchfork.
Okay?
Eat the fuck out of me if I ever do that again.
Steve Lenny wants to run a game.
Dr. Renny, the carries were useless, yeah.
I mean, probably just, I was never useful.
Like we ganked early, helped our lane, and then he lost lane.
We went bot lane, helped them, then they lost lane.
And then we fell behind in CS because we were helping,
and then I lost lane, it just wasn't good.
Nothing about that was good, sadly.
How's that not following you for so long?
What the fuck, my bad?
Yo, thank you for following.
I don't know what to do.
Let me call him.
What's that be gone? You gaming?
That's not it. Oh, I thought you
wanted as well. I was asking all good.
Yeah, I don't know what to do.
Yeah, what's up, Sharon?
Well, if you want a game, let me know I'm on
Sir, see you brother. Lata
Who's that Lenny one of my IRL friends I grew up with if we play league together
Basically I carry him short story I carry him and Lee
talk to me talk to me were you at bitch were you at were you at orianna your
absolute heathen fuck you
Yes, zombie deep spamming until you get banned.
The genius idea first of its kind.
Yo zombie, can I ask you a question?
Zombie can I ask you a question?
Yes, I banned them.
I like to do that when people start like spamming.
I like to like make them feel like I want to talk to them because that's what they want.
And then I ban him.
Ha ha ha!
Nefiri mid?
I don't hate it.
I want to play some Akali.
Or some Baikar.
Xerath mid.
I mean bro, we can go Akali and absolutely fuck that Xerath up. We're doing it.
This guy allows me to take the lead. The game is over.
doesn't team up when the AT&T tournament.
We believe so, but AT&T in the past has done like double XP for the last week when people
were very much ahead.
So, I wouldn't put past the potential of that happening.
Oh, my eating seeds.
I love you, hush.
I love you, goats.
What's our plan tomorrow?
Hopefully, growing the fucking T-Rex.
You bought the easy hell yeah bro enjoy it man fun game really is
Turtle what up legend how you for the fiber man how you doing turtle good to see you bro
Wonder where he were today.
Were you here earlier?
I don't remember.
Good to see you, bro.
How are you doing well?
How long have I been playing League?
I played League during the first AT&T tournament
two years ago.
I got addicted, played it every night,
and continued to play it up until this AT&T tournament, where
I actually started like playing like sober playing
Yeah wild bro
You from Texas make it with a fiber, bro. No, I'm from Kentucky lock in let's ride
That wasn't worth it huh big dog?
until I get smoke you're fucking cucked
I'm looking good for you, big dog.
Next exchange I kill
Lucky duck
No. Fuck, bro. That was a really bad chain for your boy.
I
Missed that as well. I don't want to let him back
Fuck
That's not as bad as it gets, gentlemen.
Oh, man.
And...
Shit!
Damn, Vega went straight up to the top lane.
That way he gets away with this.
got a hard shove got a hard shove
Why didn't I hear that?
Fuck me.
I'm fucking up now.
I'm fucking up so bad now.
We can kill kind of on command at level 6, but I'm going to need a little bit more health
and now he's about to start all the thing
get back fuck he all tied W
They can't stop me.
They're doing terrible.
Doing better than CS.
We're winning our trades.
We're just not killing.
Stops.
If you had another R, I know we want me to dive him under tower, get stunned, and dive.
This is one of those matchups.
If I let him get the lead, I'm hard losing.
We're okay right now.
What a prediction, man.
What a prediction.
If you're going to bleed, you're going to bleed.
He's kind of hard-blending.
He let him crash away.
We're diving.
I knew I was going to die this bitch ass.
No way what's his health like bro
There's no way what's his health enemy rampage what's his health
Did he have shields he running shield
Bro, how do I not check that?
Okay.
Bro, we hit him with everything.
I mean, that's just summing.
BG is outplayed.
I should check to see if he had barrier.
I never play against a mid laner with barrier.
That's so weird.
I am my own master.
Just the way I am.
I love what I do, my enemies won't.
I can kill him 44, let's end this.
I appreciate that echo.
Self potential in 10.
I need him to walk up.
He's very good about not walking up like he knows that I'm gonna kill him if he does.
Oh fuck, he's going right over there.
No way!
Brother, I'm gonna crash out.
He walks perfectly and gets a stun off on me.
I can't believe it. I'm pissed.
Echo. Echo.
No way he does this. No way.
What a steal, wow Echo, you beast.
Wow you beast, I was sick.
I was sick.
Don't hit me with that I can't relax, bro. Relax.
It's been weeks since I've played Akali. Let me warm up.
We're fine. I just ran off screen.
I make problems disappear.
You're still very much okay. Possible kill here.
please keep walking no oh now that's not good that's not good
Hey there
Fucking cringe motherfucker, bro
All right, well new bet no barrier new barrier no barrier
about you in the dying. Sound bitch. The sister shadow was my mom. I do things differently.
kill here potentially. We don't. I don't have ult. No. That does not hit after what?
one tells me what to do. Not anymore.
Pro, stop ganking me. I'll do it every time.
He walks back up, we kill.
We need to use this. I keep forgetting that to use the Belitum.
Look at this asshole. Xeraths are just so fucking crazy.
They just walk up and ult from across the map. 70 CS doesn't matter. He's in our jungle,
throw in hay makers I'm going I'm going I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming you
didn't get away with this
I said not a shutdown he has three kills please come get some
Yeah, stay here bro. Stay here, stay here. Nothing's going on with the dragon, stay right
here they're right here still haven't used my item by the way fuck
U.S. nation.
I'm ulting him right whenever I get it if he's still up there.
That fucking blows.
Oh, Jesus, oh, Jesus.
No!
Run, save her!
Run!
NO!
Run!
Sicker!
Run!
Run!
Where the fuck are you going?
Great play.
Terrible play.
Terrible play!
YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU
You got what I need
Yeah, you just the friend
He was trying to kill himself. So no one got the the kill
But he was still like aggro or some shit. We're massive, bro. We kill everybody
I'm going in I'm going in
So sad
I'm down big boss, I like the enthusiasm you dumb bitch
There's these things not as they're called towers.
Okay?
And they're currently next to one.
Now until that tower is dead, I can't do much.
Aw.
Oh, sweet heavens Naughty.
Oh, you say he's just a friend I can't remember to use my ability
Yeah, we're gonna go here fuck it
Well late gaming night? Hell yeah bro. Oh my god, sorry I did that.
I'm going here you should most definitely walk back now
I'm getting some bitches.
I
Know I hate that motherfucker. I still have to use my abilities by the way. I hate that motherfucker, bro
oh my god it does so much too and I'm not doing it slows them it does
everything I could ever want and I'm not using it I will use it from this point
more I swear I swear I swear if I don't someone spank me I will use it I swear
Miniming Miniming oh
He dead ass a lot he dead ass oh lord all the police all the police
I'm going there what the fuck is this guy think he's doing oh we're just fighting non-stop
and I love it I'm coming maybe an ambush here
winnable
No way.
I flashed and it didn't go off.
And I still didn't use one.
Oh, a lousy's massive. Have my babies.
Echo's pushing for free. That could have been us. That could have been us.
Here comes the spakin'!
Damn it! Why am I so stupid, bro?
I had that man. All I had to do was flash off my E and he's dead
Yeah, what's this guy doing I want to fuck him
He lives and I die, bro. I'm gonna fucking lose it
Why are you all to the Nautilus
Why are you all to the Nautilus why?
Why why is that a thing?
No, I didn't ult into it, I eat into it, still, equally as fucking stupid, but at least yell at me correctly, okay?
And I'm not farming, I'm really just dying on Rikki, I gotta farm.
I'm going to go top lane and farm, let everybody else fight, we got to go farm, we're falling
behind big time.
there's our opportunity. Oh my god, I missed everything. Oh my god! Brother, don't look
at me, don't talk to me, don't say anything. I don't care. I don't want to hear it. It
was a bad look. And everybody makes mistakes. It was a once a song. Hannah Montana sung
it you might be from it oh my kill me kill me
watch this chat okay oh it didn't even work didn't even work didn't even work
It's not on me.
Oh, I know you guys are all mad at me.
Oh, I know.
Native pushing.
Round two, lock in.
I make problems disappear
And we're not
Walk him
I missed. I missed everything. Oh, why do I suck, bro? I'm fat and dumb and stupid.
Sometimes when I look in the mirror, I hate myself, but then I load League of Legends and
it gets worse. I'm sorry.
This is side throw in this game into oblivion.
Coming!
I can try to please
Man, I've thrown so hard
Don't worry guys. Just gonna let the midlaner take top lane as well some stupid on my way
He will not escape for a third time
Unless he backs right now and then it's over
It's over. It's over. I'm so sad, bro. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad, man.
Oh, what's going on over here?
It goes running backwards, GG's.
It's over.
over it's over
haha about to fucking lose it I call he's doing a colleague thanks
you blame the music all right music off lock-in
always taking top wave echo took mid let me see if I can't go get a couple of
Downloads put it back on. Okay
If their whole team is together like we haven't fought an actual fight as a team yet
Pro, you predict the backstab?
stop
oh i can't stand this fucking champ the wave clear is so brutal
i'm walking yeah they're running away with it
of
the
Your current has been destroyed.
Whose idea was mid lane?
Doing great, Addy.
Oh my gosh our bot lanes 2 and 8 as well and 4 and 12 I had no idea this was happening.
Holy shit brother no wonder.
That's bad news billy bears.
That's all?
Wow, we're actually one off, so I don't want to go try for this.
I'm not on this. I appreciate the Q. Oh, you're not my teammate.
Woohoo!
Whyyyy!
An enemy is called Lycanath.
Bitch.
We win this fight.
If we can, it'll be huge.
oh no we got a heal we got a heal and then we go in there like Michael Jackson
watch this shit watch this shit
why me
There she is. Nice job team. Fuckin' A bro. I got hooked 9 times. I'll go bot. End?
Wait this is an end?
Oh my god if we can end this it'd be crazy.
Oh my gosh it's possible.
Go!
In the fucking game!
Why me!
Why me!
In the fucking game
Yeah, I carried
No big deal. No big deal. I mean I'd like to thank my mom
No, do we get the flat tonight? Do we do we let's go back a a let's go back home. Yeah, let's go back home gentlemen
We have no business in the mid lane. We got no business over there in that land. All right
Time to go home
All right
Do I want to grind the plot tonight? What time is it? Oh my god Chad, it's already 10 30
Holy Shia is a Shia is a Shia is a
Chad it's already 10 30 boys
Now we got a long day ahead of us tomorrow boys, I can't I can't I
I can't I can't I can't long day ahead of us potential t-rex grow. Hopefully if
We got our ship back. We'll see
Maybe we'll continue tomorrow
Maybe we'll continue tomorrow depending on how the stream goes
I think Haley was staying out tomorrow, so it might just be an eight hour eight hour day
But I appreciate you guys man. Thank y'all so much for everybody for hanging out
Thank y'all so much for everybody for chilling. I hope all of you guys have a wonderful rest of your night and a wonderful rest of your day
I'm a sin. Y'all over to the 24 seven channel. Thank y'all so much for chilling today, dudes. Awesome day awesome stream
Appreciate and I love you guys. I hope y'all have a wonderful rest of your night
And I'll see all you beautiful goopers tomorrow much love guys later everybody. Thank you for being there
And I'll see y'all in the morning later chat
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