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MEATBALL MONDAY | TODAY WE SALUTE TO THOSE HAVE FALLEN IN DAYZ, EXCEPT FOR TREY24K. - !ATT !DAYZ
05-25-2026 · 9h 15m
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Fuck you, Trey!
Fuck you!
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lost all minutes and I'm enjoying the view. Well, I've been a loving lover. I've been
a trusting brother. I'm taking my time to recover. I'm picking it up when I'm better.
This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start sucking some dick.
He need a hero
We need a hero
That's close because he has no bitches and no job
He kills whatever we can
Because again he has no bitches and no job
We need a hero
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night
He's got his strong and he's got a cool hand
And he's got a new dance from the party
I need a hero
Some will just be your worries, but some will reach you back to me.
Let's see on the floor, the sun is rising when the heat comes out.
It's gonna take you out.
Hey, baby! Hey, baby!
I don't send this child down, down, down!
Hey, baby! Hey, baby!
I don't want to run!
here maybe along the
Restaurant Hogan's hangout. Okay. Oh, yeah, I feel a little bit you can say yeah
yeah
yeah Ripley's mom
she's very great
when you're in a five mile radius of her
you can smell that
pussy stink
oh yeah that stink
and I had on it people sayin'
get down on it
get down on it
get down on it
get down on it
get down on it
get down on it
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty dudes, what should I do?
The light is straight.
Go!
Good morning, gentlemen in the light.
Good morning.
Good morning, good morning, good morning, everybody.
Hello.
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Check it out.
Sorry about that.
Good morning.
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Good morning.
What's going on, everybody?
How's your day going today?
You like the hat?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Little on sabbat.
That's a little on shout out
How the T-Brux grow yesterday? Ah shit
Ain't looking good it ain't looking good we still haven't heard nothing back
This morning I
Tagged if I was like any update and another admin came into the chat said please do not paying the admins
We have not forgotten about you
I posted an Emo to beat dancing.
I fell in gap this morning before we left, I was like, do I add them and say sorry?
Nah, I can't do that.
Oh, man.
Good morning, everybody.
I hope you guys are all doing great.
Happy Monday.
Happy Memorial Day.
Happy Memorial Day.
A special shout out to all of our veterans in the chat,
all of our active service members,
all of our family members in here,
of people who serve this wonderful country that we live in.
It might not be with us anymore,
but we love them and we appreciate them.
We appreciate you guys and what they've done
for this wonderful country that we all live in.
We appreciate you guys and 07s in the chat.
W's in the chat. Thank you guys all. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I don't care what your political beliefs are chat. I don't care who you vote for Republican Democrat.
The random guy on the power that no one knows his name. The reality is is that.
Memorial Day is about individuals who put others above themselves.
individuals who everyone else would turn away and run the other direction, but they run towards it.
And, you know, you can't teach that. You can't put a price tag on that. And I know I speak for myself,
but a lot of chat here when we say everybody in here who've had family members serve themselves,
we appreciate you guys, man, and thank you so much and we love you.
07's, 07's, 07's, 07's, we appreciate all of you, 07 means salute, salute.
You've got massive since those first videos of you showed I'm not talking about the followers
you just call me fat you bitch what the hell on a monday clip cues now open
post your clips in the chat post your clips in the chat clip cues now open
yeah freaks quick cues open based and true I hate you how about that can I
say that I hate you
That matches the beard.
It does not.
I got a strawberry blonde beard.
I am not a redhead.
Strawberry blonde.
Very different.
Very different.
Very different.
I have a soul.
It's the truth.
It's the truth.
It's the truth.
It's the truth.
But I have enough redhead.
I'm enough of a redhead. I do have the card. I have the ginger card. I can sling it. It is what it is
Yo big pat, thank you so much for a big P. Got pet. Sorry about that
Thank you for the three months frosty thinking for the tier one wild woody thinking for the three months ML bird
Thank you so much for 31 chain. Thank you for the tier one
Token, thank you so much for the sub on kick that. Thank you so much for the two months and kiyoki
Thank you so much for thousand bitties God speed or fall soldiers the sisters are all of our
All in brothers and sisters who gave the ultimate sacrifice. We hold the line amen brother. I appreciate you, bro
Drippy thank you for the entire year seven two run the thing for the two months and young bird thinking for pride
All right, let's watch some clips
Please and one of them welcome to how many cats can hold me?
One cat
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Hunch after showing stunted with this 4.7% accuracy
That's right. That's right. Yeah, it was me. It was I
it was rock bottom in accuracy on the rest server
yeah but it was i we survived the dire mulling scene that's right because i listen i listen to the
call us that's right yeah yeah
the fuck just happened
What in the hell?
You know what?
I'm going to get you banned like pirate did.
We'll smell you!
We'll throw you!
Dan Clancy, handle him.
Handle him!
Man, I swear.
I'm gonna kill you, bitch!
Hollaping your cheddar bites.
Ever.
Hehehehe.
Tim Pring's good.
Tim Pring's so good, you ain't got diplomatic no ranch.
You come on.
Tim Pring's bein' HITTIN' man!
That's how you fix the Red Ring of Death Red Fox.
Thanks Microsoft for makin' us such a brilliant machine.
Everyone f***ing hates this guy for a really good reason.
You see, fuck this guy, fuck this guy.
It is Igor Lipvinschuk.
And while on holiday in Hawaii,
a local caught him in 4K throwing a rock
at the head of a Hawaiian monk seal called Lani.
What are you doing?
Now, stoning wildlife already qualifies you
as a grade A pump action.
But this is especially heinous
because the Hawaiian monk seal is critically endangered.
There's only around 1500 of them left.
Now, when locals rightfully tore him a new asshole
and told him he was going to be fined for it,
his response was,
I'm rich, I don't care.
I just want to talk to him.
Yeah, as it turns out,
the walking ad for birth control here
probably should have paid attention
because that shit went triple platinum viral
and started a domino effect that wrecked his fucking life.
He got doxxed, the two trucking companies he owns,
got review bombed into the fucking floor,
and he pissed off the mayor of Maui so badly
that he has personally directed the state
and federal governments to throw the book at the cuts.
He is facing a minimum of a $70,000 fine
and a year in prison.
But charges take a while to stick,
and he could still wriggle out of him with a good lawyer.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman, which is why...
A Hawaiian went and beat the shit out of him.
While he was trying to walk back to his hotel,
someone who I will be referring to as Hawaiian Batman
jumped in and beat the fucking brakes off of him.
Now, I would never condone vigilante violence.
And neither does the Hawaiian government.
But when they were investigating this incident,
incident, no one who saw it for the life of them could identify who did it. It must have been the wind.
So they never caught the guy. However, Hawaiian Senator Brenton Awa after also making it clear
that he doesn't condone violence. Our attorney over here wants to make it clear we don't condone
violence but right the guy a letter of recognition for protecting the environment
and dubbed him the ambassador of a lower which but second when they give the dude
that bass share an award that is the universe telling you it's your a waste
of air that should have been blown into a crusty sock you
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Ginger got Donald Trump
Jesus ginger you gonna get cancelled
Did you mention to that guy what you were just wearing?
He would have been more intimidated.
How did we not wear that?
This game is fucking me with this!
Uh oh.
I'll be right back, I'll be right back, I think I might-
My favorite video, I don't know why, but everything everywhere
Everywhere is Jimmy Carr like I go on X is Jimmy Carr. I go on YouTube shorts. It's Jimmy Carr
Everywhere, I don't know what the algorithm is just shoving him down my throat lately
And I I don't mind to be honest. He's fucking hysterical
Everywhere a fucking chucky egg. I haven't played a video game
Since I was a kid I I played Call of Duty once with a friend and went well
Why can I either write some more jokes or play this fucking game?
Do you play a lot of video games?
Yes, of course, Sylvia.
How old are you, man?
I'm seventeen.
Seventeen.
Stop.
I genuinely, I would say stop, because not because they're bad, but because they're fucking
too good.
They're fucking amazing.
But what is a video game for young men?
Young girls don't play video games.
They go on Instagram and become anorexic.
If you like skinny bitches, it's a very valuable service.
Video games, think about what video game is, man.
It's a proxy for the career that you don't have.
Think about how there's levels and there's a big...
It's so funny listening to people explain what video games are and they have no fucking
idea why we play video games.
Video games is not a proxy for a career you don't have.
games is a coping mechanism and or an escape from the reality of shit that's
the main thing you have a bad day at work go load up call the duty yeah you
and your wife got an argument go load up the aisle go kill some people eat them
yeah you had you had a bad day you're gonna have a good day because you just
hit a higher rank than you were in the last six months and for some reason that
That day when it was that you were at your bottom was the day you played the best, you know?
It just, it's a little bit of an escape, you know what I mean? It's a, it's, you know,
that's the way I always did it. That's the way I still, I mean, dude, it's still that way for me.
Big boss at the end. It's a, it's a bullshit career. It's fucking, it's cheap dopamine.
Go out and have a real fucking adventure.
Good luck.
I genuinely would say that's...
I don't know why you would take advice from me,
but you could do worse than just giving up.
What's your favorite? What's your go-to game?
Uh, really all six Siege.
Oh, yeah. Rainbow Six...
This guy's fucked. Yeah, never mind.
I agree everything would Jimmy say.
You're playing R6, Gigi's.
Siege? The fuck is that?
If I had to guess, is that a Care Bears thing with the fuck?
Rainbow Six sounds like a particularly gay cabbap.
I don't even know what I'm watching.
I'd ever watched TeePoo before our grader, so seeing him after watching Steve for the few years was like trying Chick-fil-A sandwich.
now I'm back to McDonald's
hahahaha
come on, sorry
hahahaha
oh that's crazy
sorry you scared me, I'm so sorry
don't do it
don't do it
what the fuck were you thinking?
you're real lucky we have a job for you
I'm not gonna be a squire to a squire that's some bullshit
I can't.
All right, I'm a squire to a squire.
Hey, how you doing today, sir?
I have to take photos for my master.
Shit.
It is what I am parking.
Oh my god, you have to go out to me.
I'm...
Oh shit.
Wait, what is this?
It's not even a Rex DeSera.
This looks like a Rex.
Jump off this and land in the water.
There's people like to camp down there, but I don't-
Oh!
I, uh- Yeah.
I uh
Yeah
Yeah, yeah
People top of the hill by candy cane
I killed one, one more
He's up on the top of the ridge.
I didn't even see him.
Oh I see him.
You can see the little black dots up here.
Oh my god.
God.
Hey, where's the fuckin' bomb, man?
Woo!
One coming from double doors.
Careful, hangover.
There we are!
There we go.
Wee, wee, wee, wee.
On the last.
Dude, this was so crazy last night.
You feel me, too?
Oh!
What?
I couldn't get any fucking wars in my car.
I'm literally getting towed right now.
Yeah, imagine if it was me.
What?
Me, imagine if that, imagine if your toe is me even my ass.
You know, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Okay, what the fuck is that?
Watch for a moment, so the blue force is my friendlies.
So see that little right-hand corner where it sees behind the containers?
Uh-huh.
They're tracking where the bad guy is.
They're tracking where my guys are.
And then watch when they go behind the container.
So I can actually see through it and watch now they're engaging the guy over there and he's down
Imagine the guy's coming over a hill and I want to engage him. So actually
There we go. So
This is a system that allows everybody to basically be operating this one
one combined hive mind
Where you can all share a view of the world and by the way this view that I have it's shared now with all of the robots as well
So all that anything I see like let's see I see someone inside of a building
Every drone and every person now sees that person where he is
It's so crazy that I was born at the right time to actually get to build all this stuff
Brother what the fuck?
Jesus.
Once closely as I do this backflip.
In six.
What?
I bet you missed the two dudes kissing in the background.
Once closely as I do this backflip.
Hey, you won't see that pretty bad, don't you?
Uh-uh, don't scroll down, I see you looking.
You sure?
Yeah, you did.
It is.
What is it?
I was looking down, I was like how did I miss that?
Do you think that's supposed to hurt my feelings?
Saying I'm not funny?
Okay, if I could see...
What a trap.
Alright, let me see.
Okay, the person from Germany doesn't like the Nazi jokes.
The two of these are historically known for being patient.
You don't have the comedy clubs in Germany.
There's the material going to be like at a German comedy club.
Knock knock, who's there? Doesn't matter.
Open the door. No!
Why did the chicken cross the wall?
Do you understand what it means?
Yeah, there's a lot that means I'm funny.
There are one more inside, give me one more drop.
You should also give me a re-release in the first album.
You are not funny.
You are not funny.
Why?
Watch his eyes, watch his eyes of this.
Oh yeah, he's re-living bro, he's re-living.
Tell your friends about this place, tell your friends about the fact that you stood in the rain to hear us today.
Tell the friends about your dedication and then tell them about us.
Tell them about veterans and say to them,
We gave up our yesterdays for your tomorrow.
And if I say to you then, who did you hear speak these words?
Tell them.
It was a 16-year-old boy in the hearts and mind and body of a 98-year-old veteran of World War II.
No sevens, baby
with him, one lap to decide it all at Indianapolis.
Maluccas hunting, hunting to the high side,
around the outside, into the lead.
Maluccas leads with one to go.
Rosenquist, round the outside of his teammate through one,
into the short tune in two.
Teammates battle side by side, but out front,
the young American chasing his first win on turn two.
David Maluccas goes to defend.
The MSR driver still side by side,
to win the play into the Lucas's hands. And here comes Patto award.
Maluccas is out in front.
I find my side behind. It's not over yet.
It's not over yet.
Maluccas has to defend from Rosinquist. Great run off the final corner.
Here comes Rosinquist. Maluccas defends.
Who has it? Over the line.
Who is it going to be?
Don't die.
It's Rosinquist.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness.
Whoa.
What a sport.
I'm sorry, John. I got to bed. What a sport. Listen to me. You do this to me every time.
In a hundred years, Madeshot, listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
In a hundred years, you're not going to remember how tired we were today. You're not going to remember
one more match, but you know what you are going to remember? They sing songs about you. When they
sing songs about how well you're going to do in this next match, they will remember this day
as the day Madeshot went 50 and 0 on a pen. Driving in a circle isn't a race.
So, what is a race?
Hold on guys.
This guy has a new, this guy has a completely new definition of a race.
What is a race?
cooking let them cook guys about to redefine an entire industry
I don't even remember who it was man whoever it was fuck them
100 it out. Come on. Fuck. Oh, that's right. Oh my goodness. Oh my god
It keeps working. Oh my god. Oh, she got to see what you do. Are you just ready? See if you can cue it for pussy
Get your ass in it right now. How are you gonna make all three of these gentlemen who are sacrificing their sleep schedules the depravity their wives
Probably sleeping in those the room sad and lonely and you're gonna skip out on that
You're gonna be the a wall. You're going MIA while your soldiers
I'm just trying to train this while your brothers beside you are fighting without you!
That's a good point.
Why?
Hey.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm tennis-climbed on the wall by the fucker!
I'm tennis-climbed on the wall by the fucker!
I win, tennis-climbed!
There's literally two dozen birds here, really.
Oh my gosh, this was Adam.
Oh, never mind.
We saw this.
It wasn't Adam.
We saw this clip.
There's a T-Rex on the corner.
Wait, can Trios and stuff get inside these little boxes?
Oh, fuck.
Oh fuck run
Oh my god, what a bad
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Graduated I
Did you want to some crazy about that? I only went to I went to high school for two years
Because I had so many
There's my singular person in all of the 50,000 people that are watching us currently that is shocked by the statement that you just said
I had so many concussions that I bleeding my brain. I don't know why I don't see one. Oh my god. I didn't see that coming I
I
Not shocked at all. No, not shocked big dumb
It makes sense now
We believe him ads up called it
Shoot for sure, but what are you doing here called it?
What the fuck oh my god, you should have fuck out of me
Are you ready?
I'm dead.
Last one.
You don't have to do this.
Welcome.
To Jurassic Park.
We're gonna make a fortune with this place.
Well, we clumped the T-Rex to 32 miles an hour.
T-Rex?
Mm-hmm.
So you can...
We have a T-Rex.
Oh.
You guys have too much time on your hands, truly.
You guys have too much time on your hands and I think half of you are drug addicts.
I said it.
I mean it.
It's the truth.
It's the truth.
AI is ruining the world.
Alright, well we still haven't gotten an answer from yesterday's debacle.
So we will be playing anything that we can.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
No more daisy server.
No, no more daisy server.
Listen, I said it before and I'll say it again.
Okay.
Yo man, thanks so much for the TIG gift and Big Daddy.
Thank you for the prime and Gible.
Thank you for the six months.
Two weeks of W's in the chat for Man of Cave coming in with the TIG gift and I appreciate
you bro.
Listen, but a lot of content creators have been DMing me and,
Hudge, don't do this.
We're having so much fun.
Yada, yada, listen, I understand that people are having fun
and this, that, and the other.
But I can just like with Rust, like everyone is having
a good time and all that good jazz.
But in my personal opinion, I'm seeing it.
and people are just kind of getting a little bit more bitter.
And I would much rather close the server at a high point
when people are having fun and people are enjoying it
to a certain degree.
Yeah, there's some frustration going along
with people on the server at each other
or just at different things
that we've done correctly and incorrectly.
But I would much rather come back to Daisy later on going,
hey guys, do you want to play this?
and people going, yeah, that was fun.
Not, hey guys, do you want to play this?
And people going, ah, you got toxic towards the end.
I didn't like these updates.
I didn't like this, I didn't like that,
but maybe I'll go and try it.
I would much, I would much more,
what I would rather much, I would much rather,
I would much rather than look at it
as a positive experience.
And away from that, like, guys, I said yesterday, I got a community here to worry about.
I got you little bitches to worry about.
Listen, I don't have time to worry about so-and-so complaining about this, that, and the other.
I don't have time to worry about any of that shit, nor do I want to.
That's not worth my, you know, my free time.
I would much rather hang out with my wife and chill and have a good time than worry
about so-and-so complaining about this and that, about the railgun not being up to standards,
about there being too much bacon.
I'd rather have somebody else host it and be one of the people complaining than be one
of the people trying to fix it.
So I hope everybody enjoyed it.
I hope everybody had fun for what it was.
I think it was a good time in totality, but you know, I just
I don't have the time man. I don't have the time
We got a couple sponsors coming up. We have AT&T on Thursday
Where we got some other sponsors after that and I don't know if I'm allowed to announce yet
So we're gonna wait for that, but you know
We'll play it again at some point at some point
We'll play it again
Did you get platt yesterday? No, we got off before platt
our game plan today oh my god guys the dinosaur is this is available do I take
it or no do I take a dinosaur or no yes yes
everyone's saying yes okay bucket I mean it's available why wouldn't we write
I'm fat.
Found you from P. Love Your Man.
Alright, this is probably going to end terribly, but we're going to attempt it.
Every time I run a Dinosugus, it never goes well.
Yeah, thank you so much for the $50 super chat man. What's up? Hello? He's sizing me up.
size to be up everyone cool around here question mark
just spawned here okay we're gonna eat him later
We'll eat him later
We gotta let him get some get some girth to him
Now here's the question where the hell do we go do we go do we do we do we say fuck it and try make it across right now
Do we try and go and live and the the little pond up top I
Think we do
I
Mean the thing the thing listen, I'm gonna be honest
Playing dinosaurs is very hard for me. Just because a lot of people are you know watching the stream? I
Wouldn't mind going up there right now and just fucking flipping the coin if we die we die, but if we don't die
We're up in that area and it's gonna be sick
And we can run out of the water and try and like,
I think it could be fun.
If we don't, then it's just,
I don't wanna say it's gonna be boring,
but it's not gonna be as crazy.
Make your mutation, what mutation do we take?
Do we do the stamina one since we want to head up there?
Stam or Stam up.
Food drain.
probably take this as well. I don't think there is a stand one. It's just swimming
speed. Do we take food? It unlocks later. So should we just leave that unlock open
or should we just do food? Food? Okay, let's do food. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
All right, all we got to do is get above and over these hills, okay?
and then there's a big old pond over there.
That's what we're heading to.
Just gotta get to the pond, boys.
We just gotta get to the pond.
Yo, thank you so much for the five for potato.
Appreciate you say, awesome.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for the tenor, Matt.
Take you to the troops and their families. Freedom is pretty fucking awesome, just saying.
I appreciate the tenor.
This go, thank you for the fiver!
Lock in!
This, Johnny, will cement the future of our lives.
But we must get there first.
Let's go.
He's got to get up and over this hill.
We get up and over the hill.
We have a straight shot to the pond.
Now we can make it as long as we manage our stamina.
If we fry our stamina, it's GGs.
Onward!
Different song
Yo, Dave, thank you so much for the five gifted baby. That means in YouTube chapter five gifted my man. Appreciate you, bro
Doing great right now doing great
to go to the other ponds.
Do we go to this pond?
And just stay there?
Or do we try to go to the other pond?
The one that leads to West Rail?
to West Rail. You know what I'm talking about? The one that everyone goes to besides this
one. The only thing we're all running into is people not coming over here. Don't get
ahead of yourself. True. We got to make it to this pond first. You're not wrong. You're
You're not wrong at all.
High chance of dying.
There's probably a dinosaur in that water, true.
I mean, there is a reason why a dinosaur was available to be played this morning.
is very true.
they get off the sale
doing great right now
shit
I'm hearing something ahead of us.
They look like a part of this tree.
What did Trey do? Nothing.
Fuckin' around, brother.
Oh my gosh, there's herbivores right in front of us. Not good.
My water is getting low, our food is getting low.
Not too worried about water.
We're really close to water.
We're going to let our stamina get up all the way to peak and we're full sending.
Oh.
That's right.
Fuck.
They're massive.
They're massive.
Do we outrun Sego?
You
Run!
Run!
And then...
We're draining, we're draining, we're draining, there's the water, there's the rest of our
lives.
you so much for the 5 gift.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
All right, crisis number one averted.
We're in the water.
Oh my god!
later on that's a kill right there we're too small right now
no we don't want to give up our position we don't want to give up our
position right now we want everybody to keep on coming to the water keep on
Come into the water. It's free. No one's in here. All right problem number two food
Big problem number two
Yeah, oh shit, you're right our diet is cooked.
Oh my gosh, it's at nine fucking percent.
There's no fish in this server.
We're kind of going to cruise.
are fish.
Oh no, there's going to be any fish in here.
Any diet?
bones over there. Do we go for the bones? Bones can save us. I think we have to go for those
Bounds.
Fuck.
What's this at?
Seven percent. You got to drink water across the water and then go.
Could you go big ass?
Okay, let's go.
I'm going to be honest, this guy's going to smoke us, but fuck it.
We got to try.
We got to go.
The bones are gone.
We got a stamina drain.
Thank you.
Very good.
Very good, very good, very good, very good.
Back into the water.
Yes!
Alright, holy shit, holy shit!
Yes!
Oh my god.
That was so sketchy.
Right.
Oh my god.
All right.
It's just, it really, it truly is just a bandaid because we're going to have to make that trip
so many more times.
It's only going to get worse.
We just got to get to the size where we can kill people.
And we just got to hope we can get some babies
to come over to the water.
That's the big thing.
I see something over there.
I don't know what it is.
But if it's a body, I'm dragging it.
You see that?
You see that right there?
Where's that?
Is it a carcass?
It is.
It is.
It is.
Yo, how'd you know I was here, bro? How'd you know I was here, bro?
how'd you know how'd you know every little bit matters bro every little bit
matters every little bit matters every little bit matters
How do I do the launch out of the water chat?
Is it right click or left click?
Let me see.
Right click.
Okay.
Wonderful.
I need to drink some water so I don't need this anymore.
I think this guy would let the fish mature.
We can actually get diet from it.
I know we don't need a drink.
We're going to get water over time, but I just want to go ahead and knock it out.
I can't drag the body.
It's not going to let me.
I'm too small right now.
Yeah, yeah, the super launch.
I watched Dino Pete do that.
He's really good at it.
Yeah, super launch.
Got it, Tim for Rubber Ducky.
Now, I don't think this, the Pitera,
I don't think it helps me at all.
Like, I think it will help my food,
but not my diet, right?
These fish are rotten to think that means we get a diet from them.
We have to let it rot, got it.
I'm trying to get some gastro in me so I can eat these fish.
This is our home, chat.
This is our home.
This is our home now.
This is us.
This is where we live.
Got a nice little meal here.
Are you going to kill any small crocs?
Oh, fuck yeah.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Anything that I can kill, I'm murdering.
Unless it's larger than me, then I'll be cool with them for a little bit.
Okay. The stomach space.
That's our 69 percent.
Now since those fish are rotten, they're going to be giving me diet, right?
Oh, it's not rotten yet.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
It's the bone with the meat.
Let me see if I can't grab this.
Oh.
I'm bugged and I can't do anything about this or I could kill him the only way to fix
this is if I well how do I fix this so I have to log that absolutely fucking
was.
Hey, sucks.
Why does that happen?
It has been a bug for so long.
bro he ate everything oh man oh man you gotta be kidding me bro oh wait he didn't
Oh, no, you're coming with me.
You're coming with me.
here. Ain't nobody taking my kill. Fuck everybody. Yeah, I'm gonna let it rot. I'm gonna let
it rot over here. But there's less people that can just walk up and contest my rot.
I rant with that Sarah little bastard, Jode
All right, we're doing good right now.
Doing damn good right now.
Oh, shit, there's A's over there.
We don't need it right now, which is okay.
More gastro.
And there's a bee over there.
Fuck.
That's the fish?
No, the fish is that right there.
Let me go check.
Go look.
Go take a little ganda, go take a little pizza.
Take a little ganda.
Oh man, it's close.
It's really close.
Chad, what do you think? Do we go take a look?
No need. I mean, kind of a need. Look at the diet.
The diet's soft. And if we continue at this diet,
like at this rate of diet, we're going to be fucking cooked.
We kind of need a little step up here.
Yeah, there it is.
Luckily, he doesn't do much damage to us.
He doesn't do much damage to us at all, really.
i think we fight him for this
he ran off with it
pastored
well but Lisa was a little guy and now something that could kill us
That's always good.
Always good.
There was a Sarah and we got one tap.
That would be a lot worse.
So I'll take my little, my little injury and walk off.
chicken. You thirsty chicken? Doesn't look like it. How long does it take for a corpse
ferrata down
you'll codey think of the four months
all chickens must die a man
thirty minutes holy shit
it's a good thing when you don't need to write it's a bad thing when you do need
to run.
Hey!
haha he gave it to me nice yeah we need this shit to rot right now boys right
fucking now we needed to rot
what's
the mess
I'm fat
yeah you're chicken
happy memorial day mx
yeah happy memorial day to you too
fallen heroes that fought for us to make the greatest country in the world
huge wait lying islands emoji oh wait this is huge isn't it that's huge for us
we don't have to let this one rot right we just eat this bitch
Oh my gosh.
All right, we put this right here.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
We're actually locked the fucking.
Hold on.
Nice!
Little bit of gastro-lith.
Yo, you motherfucker.
You know what? You can have it. You can have it.
You let me have my food, I'll let you have yours.
He gave me a bite, he gave me a bite of his, I'm going to give him a bite of mine, you
know what I mean?
We in this shit together.
Fair, fair, right?
It's politics.
He took an ape from me, then he gave it back, I was going to take a bird from him and I
gave it back.
Kynos and Raptors cannot team separate now.
Yo Trigger, thank you so much for the prime.
This is how mix packing starts?
No, no, no, no, no.
I'll kill that motherfucker if I have an opportunity.
What?
What?
Right now he lives.
Yo, Mad Money, thank you so much for the 20, man.
I appreciate you and thank you for the kind words.
Demon, thank you for the eight months.
Trigger, thank you so much for the prime.
Cody, thank you for the sub over on the tube.
Night, Justin, Charlie, Blimp, Pax, and Mozamba.
Thank you guys.
I
Eat more fish, yeah
Alright, while this is marinating, let me catch a couple more of the small fish.
So we have these cooking, basically when these rot, we'll have more diet, and then we got
the big fish for our Y right now. We're growing boys. He's got keep growing. We get to the
point where we can grab everybody off the water's edge. We're going to be in a good
spot.
a little shit.
live fish despawn with these um I don't think they despawn no I'm not too sure though
all right beautiful that's all good here bang
I don't know if I'm regretting my choice coming up here yet, or if I am happy that I did this.
I don't quite know just yet.
You think it was a good choice?
I do too.
I think it can be.
Here's the problem.
And this is what we didn't think.
What are we going to do for Prime?
what just keeps going through my head like what am I going to do for prime
Oh, baby, what's going on over here?
and this is why we're growing here we'd be able to grab this motherfucker and take him under
Oh, they killed him.
Oh my gosh, Carno's killed a Dibble.
All right, that's good.
We let them do their thing.
We come back for those bones.
Let's go continue to empty out our stomachs.
That's good, great news.
Did he see me?
Did he have seen me?
It's so hard to manage where you're going.
What are you doing, big house?
I don't know if I'm actually big enough to grab him.
That's the only thing.
Am I big enough to grab him?
I don't think I am yeah I don't think so
and
the
Okay.
Okay.
Bones should be ready to be eaten soon as well.
Fish is still not rotten yet. We wait for the fish to be rotten. I mean bro. We're in a good spot 33%
At 100% growth increase
Carnals are still eating. I don't think they're gonna leave that body
You see him up there chat
So, we don't, the great thing about a Dinosuchus is a Dinosuchus is a garbage disposal, okay?
So where we thrive is we don't have to eat organs and all that shit.
Like that dibble will get us to pretty much like 200% by just its bones right now.
Obviously later on, whenever we're larger, we're going to have to, you know, make some
kills ourselves but we don't need to take any risks for that body. We'll wait till all
the people eat it, all the scavengers eat it, everything, all the meat is gone and we'll
eat the bones and then the bones will give us all of the diet that we need.
I should want you to someone ask someone
We lose the wrecks I'm still currently waiting on a verdict
But I'm gonna be honest chat I'm at the point of fucking I don't care anymore if we get sniped
I'm not doing this whole report shit
It's too much too much too much it is where it is we lose something ggs move on. I don't care enough anymore
Fuck out of here, man. It's not your fish. These are my fish
I know we took one, the little rat.
Those bones up yet?
I see.
So people lurking around that area.
No.
We cannot, and I repeat, we cannot go on that land until we see a bone, because they will
not leave that.
There is too much food there, they won't.
I want you to stay in this lake and go hit the sanctuary at night time, because you can
get prime on Dinosugus ever leaving East Lake.
Okay, I'll try.
I don't... I'm probably gonna die trying to get there.
Which I don't care. I'll give it an attempt.
Oh my god, he stole another bird! This motherfucker!
Yeah, bro, you ain't stealing this one.
Oh, piece of shit.
What the hell was that?
that off bro this fish I had no idea how good this fish was
Damn, we missed him.
Now I suck dick for a living.
That's where we're at.
That little thing just climbed up a tree.
It's climbing up a tree.
Look at that thing!
What, do we try and sneak attack it?
I can't see it. It's a weird camera angle. I think it got up there. Yeah, it did. Doing
the one call of success. Fuck. Go check those bones.
Oh, it's still bad.
Still bad, still bad, still bad, still bad.
These carnows are just sitting on it.
We don't need it.
We don't need it to keep on, keep it on.
We don't need that food at all.
Just be very, very nice for our diet.
While they are there, we just continue to let them eat
or they continue to eat and we just watch.
I don't think there's any letting them do anything
at this point for us.
Our fish is going to run out soon.
So our little insurance policy is pretty much gone.
I think so our agenda you're going to wait till nightfall we are going to
attempt to make our way to the sanctuary and back that's gonna be so sketch I
mean it's a straight shot surrounded by bushes so getting there we just got to
I hope that there's no raptors on Raptor Rock.
Touch of mushroom, got it, Aslin.
Thank you.
We go to sanctuary and we come back
And we'll have, hopefully, prime, hopefully, hopefully.
And we just hit a little bit of a growth spurt, 35%,
not doing too shabby.
We can eat another bite of our fish.
Can I believe this fish has lasted this long?
Dude, I had no idea how good that fish was.
All right, looks like the Cardo's have concluded their meal.
Oh my God, it's a mammoth.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Big Chung.
Oh my God, there's a second one.
I think that's a good thing.
All right. Well, honestly, that's a good thing. Hopefully those big bastards push the car nose away from those bones.
Look at those big bastards my goodness
Wait
I'm big enough to grab that little one. I don't think I am.
I'm not soon though.
Soon TM TM TM.
Oh shit.
Arnold's getting active.
This is good.
This is very good for us actually.
The phone's up.
Oh, they're still died up there.
Oh, shit.
You guys are practicing.
to the echo of the of the horns some mac in each other don't you fucking dare get out
of here chicken
This place is waking up. It's waking up. It's waking up
People are logging on and masses
It's gonna actually be such a go-to spot
He's got a hope we can make it back
They're just dancing and fighting on the food I want
which there's, I mean, there's a raptor over there now.
I think the food's a death sentence, sadly.
You gotta hope a dinosaur doesn't log on?
Yeah, I mean, listen, that is kind of what it is.
If it happens, it happens.
Still too small to grab him, sadly.
I can't I'm too small I gotta continue to grow we're getting there though at around what is it chat 50% I can grab him right
I've been watching you, I've been watching you because, I've been watching you because
of the peanut for a while.
I was wondering if I can get a happy birthday and a cheers.
A little dance, one year mark, I found a woman that had lost her mat, I don't know how to
say that you're doing what you're doing. Hey, I appreciate you man. Thank you for the love.
Thank you for being here. Thank you for being part of the community, brother. Sorry you had to go
through that, but we appreciate you here, man. And I hope you are enjoying yourself.
We get some love in here for Slade. I appreciate you, man. MP, thank you for the seven months.
Graffiti, Ninja, Das, and Astronis, thank you guys so much for the subs. Go, thank you for the
Oh, there's a lot of people, like, oh, lucky little bitch.
I hate you, chicken! I hate you!
You guys are so lucky I'm small, man.
You're so lucky I'm small.
You're so lucky I'm small, man.
Oh, bro, do they see me?
Do they see me right here?
We can top off on a little bit of fish.
Put this right here. I'm seeing some food not too far away.
Who's that food at? Might be a body.
Some rotten bones up there. All bones.
There's some bones over there.
Still waiting on the verdict, yeah, still waiting on the verdict for the Rex, we don't
know yet.
We got those bones over there.
I've got the Carnos over here, it's a small Carno, might be our opportunity here in a
It might be the moment boys.
Everything we could ever want is up here.
Yeah, what do you guys think? Do we get greedy?
Greed kills, yeah.
I mean, what's worst case scenario up there, a raptor?
I
Remind
Okay
Yeah, we need that bro. We need it
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
That was not worth it.
That was not worth it.
That was so scary.
Oh my god.
There's still more diet to be had, gentlemen.
There's still more diet to be had up there.
Everything's rotting, which is beautiful for us.
Our Y's still over there.
Let's take one more of this.
We go over.
We eat the rest of our Y.
Please come back, hopefully we can get some bones.
Listen, I hear you boys, I get it, it's stupid, but you have to understand, you have to.
like that, okay, is what makes the difference between a 12 hour grow and a 10 hour grow,
okay?
Little decisions, yes it's risky, yes we might die, but that could be the difference maker
between us being large enough on the next fucking thing that comes to the water, being
able to grab it or not grab it.
That's it.
Why we take those risks?
Pro this fish lasts forever and I love it.
This fish is the forever of the ancient scroll of the fish.
The ancient scroll of the fish.
What the fuck?
Oh
Oh my gosh, Shat, you know, I just realized I have my audio to 75% this whole time.
Whoopsies!
Haunt him?
What do you want me to do, bro?
Wag my little tail?
What the hell am I going to do to that behemoth?
Thanks nine feet tall. I'm four foot eleven. I'm like summit one G versus the mountain
Can't do nothing at my stature right now. I just look at them
Give them the bird. That's it
Oh, that's something right here, bro hold on
Give me that shit.
My bird. Fuck everybody. That's my bird.
Now these Carno assholes are gonna be trying to get me.
Look at these assholes!
I'm gone pussy. I'm gone
Yo, that's fucked up
Yo, that's fucked up
are they bringing me food they're bringing me peace offerings boys thank you yo is this
bait is this bait be honest is this bait is this bait
don't bring it closer to the water bro
Hey, what are you feeling? What are you putting all the way out there for?
Y'all bring it closer to the water for a gooper, man!
Like it for... Hey! Hey!
Don't bring it to the water's edge!
Don't just hang the chicken leg in front of me, feed him, motherfucker! Damn it, please!
Who just clapped someone's booty cheeks?
So much good diet right there.
My man, my man, my man!
Take care of him while he's with me.
Oh my gosh, they're actually gonna let me eat it. Wait, what? Is it a peace treaty?
We just grew nice
We are up so good
You gotta be careful of them changing their minds though.
They might be fastening me up.
What the f- Hey, get out of here, bitch.
It's in my food.
Get the hell out of here.
Don't you even think about it?
Motherfucker
Get out of here. I don't know how those bones did it up there, but I'll take it. Hey
Get out of here
Cardo's are coming back, bro. They're coming back, bro.
Have you eaten a gastro-lifeman? What the fuck is going on?
Back in the water. Back in the water. Back in the water. Can I grab this?
Oh, it's all fucking bugged now, bro.
Bugs, bro
What the hell is that?
What the shit is this unless that bird I
So, excuse me, big behemoth fucking idiots, if you don't mind not smashing your horns
together every time you do that, I shit my pants because I think a dyna-sukis has grabbed
me from behind, okay?
Alright?
Like I'm in a room with Bill Cosby and I wasn't expecting it.
Can we calm down?
Please.
You're freaking me out over here.
Oh yeah, yeah, drink your water, you fat ass.
Oh, look at me.
I can swim around in the water.
I weigh 9,000 pounds.
You're so cool, jackass.
God, I hate you.
Scare them.
What am I gonna do?
Last time I checked,
I don't have a AK-47 between my gooch.
Okay, and I'm pretty sure that's the only thing
that would scare these guys.
Stab them.
Oh
Wait is this part of my diet
Oh, it is. It's why. Sick!
Oh my god. Hello. Please tell me you're friendly.
gonna play solo oh yeah we're fucking dead oh yeah yeah we're yeah we're
fucking dead boys we're fucking dead yeah we're fucking dead yeah
You can have some too, but I'm about to make a big journey and I need as much as I can grab
Chad is there any way I can go from right here or do I have to go back into the water I
Don't even want to go back into the water
Are you scared of the big fucking behemoth in this water?
He said he's friendly but dude boys like back and change back and change so quick.
Hungry will change a man.
Yeah.
He's friendly while he's full.
Agreed.
He's friendly while he's full.
Here's the problem.
I don't really know where to go, okay?
We don't have too many options here.
If we go right, we run into the Carnos.
If we go left, I mean, we, here's the thing, we have to stay till nightfall.
We have to stay till nightfall because if we, if we leave before nightfall, we're already
dead and where we need to get the sanctuary. The only other way to get the sanctuary is if
we quite literally go to the swamp, which is across the map.
No way Tom bigger to eat. That's what I'm thinking. I think we just kind of like chill.
I hope that he's cool for a little bit I just I don't know man. I don't know. I'm not too sure.
42% he's prime right for sure. Wait do we go now during the fog? Do we go now during the fog?
And is there anywhere we can go past this sanctuary?
Yo, I'm gonna...
But I won't eat your way too small.
What the fuck?
I'm not sure what to do with this guy.
You
well that did it go well
I think it might be one of those things where
You know what I'm saying I don't I don't know I don't I don't I don't I don't think we're gonna be able to get out of here
I don't think we're gonna be able to get out of here
You know we could do hear me out autumn you'd love this game we could go through the bushes there
Down the path, hard left, into that other pond.
Check the ends.
Yeah, I agree.
It's the only way, Brown.
We do a water access.
You should have went over there when we were smaller, maybe.
That was probably the move.
Well, I think we got to move.
It's only going to get harder the larger we get.
And obviously we're a meal waiting to happen
for this other guy.
So what are we thinking, boys?
What are we thinking?
Are we heading water access?
We go water access, then maybe we make the trek to,
I just don't know where we're going to get the mutation,
not the mutation, the new area from.
Yeah, it's literally death or death.
yeah he's waiting for me to get larger to kill me yeah yeah I think we all know
know that I'm a ticking time bomb for lunch
of
Oh, no.
He wants to eat me. You want to eat my ace? He said not the good.
I don't want to go back to water access, man! Fuck!
And there's no way there's there's zero chance of us being able to make it to that little side pond over over yonder, correct?
That's not even an option.
No chance, this is your only way.
I don't want to kill him.
them in case they're friends with the Crock.
There's a stego here, man!
Fuck!
I can't leave!
I don't know what to do
I just, I wanna go home, whoa.
And you know what's worse?
It's that dude it's only gonna get worse.
It's only going to get worse.
That is what's worse.
It is only going to get worse because it's foggy right now.
I mean, I guess, dude, we just try and make it till nightfall and then travel like I don't
know.
I don't know what to do.
I just don't.
I'm not logging out.
Shut up.
I'm not logging out.
I'm not.
No!
Don't play like that, man.
it gets hard doesn't mean you take the easy way out.
All right, are we ready gentlemen it is now night
Is everything we get asked for in order to travel
Make sure we are 100% filled up.
Okay.
Alright, drink a little bit of water.
Okay, so we're gonna have to kind of get our bearings here before we go.
I think we go right up through here, right?
we're heading northeast right this is where we can leave from
okay just heard a bush just heard a bush right before I left and there is
Stegos and the bushes between me and where I would like to go. Okay, all right
Well, this is the best chance we got our cruising good luck us
I love you.
Where did I come home?
I
Can
The fuck was that
What's that? What was that? Do you guys hear that?
oh my gosh
guys I've been turned around I've been I've been turned around I don't know where
I am oh no
Is it keep- we just keep going this way?
GPS.
GPS sequence activated.
Flash GPS. Enter.
Flash GPS. Enter.
Open live map.
Okay, we're going the right way. We're going the right way.
I'm hungry. I'm stress eating. It is what it is.
Do you copy? Over.
Do you copy? Over.
Copy.
I need a Diet Coke and an ice fucking stat.
Ten four.
Ten four.
Ten four.
don't do it don't do it no no no no no don't do it don't do it don't do it man
don't do it no no you fucking piece of shit please please don't do it no no no
No, no, no.
No.
No.
No!
No, no!
You motherfucker!
You piece of shit, you!
Shut up!
Fuck!
Oh
shut the fuck up bro shut up
I
Oh, you ate my bread you motherfucker, man
He's going to go look for somebody ahead and turn him around on me.
Luckily, because he's so small, his one call really doesn't go that far.
Okay.
Let's open.
Now I do not have a scout, bro, he's doing the opposite of scouting.
over
you know
well
all of it
part of it
mm-mm-mm
hell shit
that's a hard one, hard pill to swallow boys
that's a hard pill to swallow
I feel like an allo run could be fun problem with allo is that's I feel like Sarah is better
to fight everything, you know? But, Aloe beats Sarah. Any eggs? No eggs. Only because of
the pin slop. Well that and
allows by a lot faster than
Sarah's.
mean, I love beats.
I love beat Sarah. I love beats
carno.
I'll be trapped or.
Sarah.
Sarah run. Let's do it.
Still not heard anything back for that
Still not heard anything back
Well, I mean, listen, I get it.
I don't think the guy was not.
I don't think that guy was strange sniping.
I mean, is there a chance?
Sure.
But if I'm not, if I'm not there, I'm doing the same thing.
Kill Dynasukus is at all costs.
I mean, I get it.
I mean, Jeff, I'm just going to be honest, and I mean this in the most respectful way
as possible.
The most absolute utmost respect.
We had a guy yesterday on a Raptor run across the map,
following every move that we made, walk into a place,
kill us after telling the guy who he was playing with that he was going to do so.
The guy who he was playing with came into our chat and said the way that the guy was asking him to go to places was weird.
We sent that in and it's still up for debate if he was sniping.
So I'm at the point now of every death. It doesn't matter if it's sniping or not
It is what it is on to the next fucking character because unless they are
Literally yelling hutch. It's me. I'm in your stream and I'm going to kill you. I
Don't think we're getting any dinosaurs back for stream sniping. It is not possible
So that's kind of the mental where I'm at now
And
Nothing I'm gonna stay there and just not really care. What do we go here? What's our first one?
Conjure yeah, it's a great one to come all right. Where are we?
Well, the good thing on Sarah is we can kind of just fight anything, even early on.
Go to the EA.
Resist bleeds.
We'll take that maybe later.
We're so small right now and all the way until we reach 50% like we're one shot to
Everything's gonna bleed us anyways.
All right, let's do this
I
Hmm
For River Delta
There's three of them careful
Wait, is it four Serresport Group or three?
Uh oh, they're not answering.
of
the
death of
death
of
Nice.
That's a B here.
Oh, it's an A.
fuck what's going on over here why am I hearing water all right well I think we
just chill here there's a lot of food here a lot of diet a lot of everything to
be honest he's kind of hanging out here for a little bit
fuck
I thought you were going to kill me!
Thank God!
Thank God!
I thought I was dead!
Come!
Okay!
Coming!
One second pops!
Okay!
One second pops!
Where's the damn bee?
Ready. I'm ready. Hello, Papa. Hello, Papa. I'm lagging. Oh, shit. Ooh. This guy committed
suicide shit up a bit I might eat them fuck it
of
using out this guy
this guy's a pops
this is our father
oh poppy choo-lo
i think we played with chubby before
I remember the name.
does an aisle have voice comms wash has a server with voice comms
So I think this guy is potentially a new player, but he doesn't really, I don't think he knows
about organs.
That's one thing you can tell the people who play this game a lot and the newer ones is
that whenever they have someone smaller with them, all the vets I've seen at least are
typically always grasp the body and shake it.
They eat the corpse and then you eat the other organs.
any time I'm with Mickey or with what's his name they always do that with chase
doesn't matter I would just
what happened to the gator we got killed we had another dyosukas log into the same pond as us
and deny friendship which kind of you know we knew he's gonna eat us so we
tried to move and I got
oh shit
Did he smoke him?
He fucking smoked him!
Holy shit this guy's a beast!
What do I know?
fuck
Oh
It hurts.
it hurts. 07 is in the chat. We knew him for a total of six and a half minutes. I feel
like I knew him my whole life. And let his name never be forgotten. Forgot his name.
Chubby cheeks 007. Chubby cheeks 007. Rest easy. We love you. We're going to miss you.
And let's go eat them. Let's go. I just remembered we're on Sarah. That's actually really, honestly,
It's probably best that he's dead. Let's go eat him.
Okay.
Well, gentlemen, kind of have a situation on our hands.
We have a patchy and two tenos currently camping the fucking bodies.
So not really too sure what to do at a time like now.
I'd like to go eat.
So we look sick.
They're allowed to mix back, Jeff, the Herbies.
I don't know.
You have to show them what's up. Brother, if I was 100% or 75%, I still don't think
I would. If it was just the 10-Os, there's a world. The 10-Os and Apache, one breaks
legs, the other one walks over and fucks them, it's over.
Got the damn Avengers on that rock
God, bro, that food would be so good
And they are just putting on a colonic over there too
They've killed so much shit.
I
Want a pretty rough spot right now
They leave
No, they didn't.
They're just sitting on those bodies and anything that goes over there, they're gonna beat
a shit out of.
Let's get you water cross here, but I'll have much of an option.
I'm not worried about the tenos as much as the patchy.
The patchy is just about the rough fucking time at this size.
He walks up, thumps me, and there's not really any running away from him.
He's faster.
I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
Beautiful.
Now the birds letting everyone know that I'm eating these bodies, a little cocked
stuff
okay now we need Y so we log perfect diet
good
And we just chill in this bush chat and grow now
If we chill like right over here
Yeah, I think right here's a good spot
Right here's a damn good spot let our stomach go down a little bit and we'll eat the Y
what is that noise with the 10 game gauntlet happening with Pete hopefully
soon I'm gonna be honest this next week we're being him don't really have much
to do we have a couple sponsors that we're doing but I mean potentially this
next week I'll run it by him that could be a lot of fun
Is Skyrim RP like, is there actual any PVP or is it just like Facebook marketplace simulator?
You should do a server for this.
I've contemplated it.
I've definitely contemplated it.
I think having a bunch of content creators come play the aisle where everyone's trying
to grow and attacking each other and all that good jazz would be awesome.
We've done it before and it went really, really well and everyone enjoyed it.
How big is the Carno?
Oh, he's a lot bigger than me.
He's a lot larger than me, Chad. That's guaranteed death.
That's the same one that killed me before actually I mean it could just be the same color scheme
There's not really that many colors for the Karnos.
GTARP next?
Here's my thing.
I've said this before.
I know what comes with like the GTARP space.
And I'm very hesitant to bring people who haven't been a part of that space.
to that space is that if that makes sense like once you know kind of what GTARP earns
into pretty consistently it's like I don't want to take a bunch of content creators
and be like hey you know what you should go do you should you should go play GTARP where
every single time you deal with anyone you're gonna get more chat hoppers in a three second
Period then you've gotten in any game. You think Russ is bad
Wait till you fucking do this to this person, and then you'll really get to see
What's bad chat hoppers?
Then on top of that anytime you wait you'll get accused of metagaming or stream sniping or something like that
The wise bug
courage adapted well that's because I specifically knew that courage would do well on a server
like that.
Like, I know courage is a person, it's a really good friend of mine.
I know that courage has been through all that shit before and he just laughs it off and
it is what it is but a lot of people aren't able to do that it sucks that we
didn't get that why by the way that was our perfect diet and bugged out as so
frickin brutal damn it is there any way to fix that why or is it just like
finding the sweet spot for my fuck
that's fully banged shit just need to be a little bit larger
Well, if there was a condo here, he would for sure have attacked the raptor.
Son of a bitch, bro.
Oh my God!
bro there's so many bodies everything is fucked
yo bird why are you sitting here calling me out bud you get the fuck out of here brother?
shit
this right here
oh my god
oh my god
this game
I'm bugged again
I'm bugged again.
Oh my sweet heavens.
What are you doing?
Oh shit, I got stuck in a tree!
Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Oh my god!
Alright.
We have to log.
We gotta log again.
Round two of logging.
Fucking mouth fuck man.
No way brother.
I hate that shit.
You guys are so stupid.
Grouchy thinking for the gift and man flip thinking for the 22 months pro player bearded
Jordan ginger raw dog Bruce key big burn crazy and see money.
I appreciate the says man.
Jack, we got some dubs in here for all the love and all the subs coming in.
Absolute legends.
I want to go throw up on one of those bodies.
Oh
You add down as you kiss are you happy dog?
I don't know what to do with it.
Rumble. Thank you so much for the five gifted over on YouTube. Maybe I appreciate you, man.
Crouching only makes less noise than laying down on specific dinos.
Sarah is not one of those dinos.
That is for T-Rex.
and.
I'm just maybe am I hearing
those are those are carnos
talking right.
Oh, is it Sarah to really.
Have to your Gator. My
dinosaur just got killed on a
crossing back towards like the
main water. There's another
another dinosaur gets logged in
move and didn't go well sadly. We're about to hit 50. Gonna help us. Do we get our
Rex back still 20 hours no nothing no I asked this morning I was told not to ping the admins
So, I don't know, I don't know.
Nice, 50%.
Two extra damage on a bleeding target, is that what I go?
resist do you think so on Sarah oh from bosses this one I think
We already have this.
We already have, oh no, we have conjure.
Oh, shit.
What does Jeff say?
All right, I'm taking trombosis.
All righty, I think it's time for us to move, boys.
Let's get the hell out of here.
Well, so much for that.
Holy fuck, bro.
Everything wants to kill me, man.
Everything wants to kill me!
Chat, am I faster than that, or is it faster than me?
It's much faster, oh my god.
Yo, there's an A right there and a Y. Is that a body that just spawned in?
Oh my god, that's a bait.
Holy shit, that was close.
Alright, those guys moved to the right.
Alright, let's see if we can finally get out of these woods.
God willing.
Please.
We're going to go into the baby area, go ahead and check this off.
why isn't it hitting me yet
Yeah, I'm relocating you jackass I'm going
All right.
of
very nice
It's Sarah's fight, I think it's Stegel up there.
Damn birds are so loud man.
of
I guess that's not it.
Well, we got some Saras across the bridge, but I'm not sure if they're cool or not.
What the fuck and shit what
what just happened
it's a bridge bug
what the fucking shit what
I'm going to go back to the
bridge.
Wait, are they are they said do
people do this on purpose? Do
they sit on the bridge? But
people can't see him and then
they kill.
again I'm making another ticket bro I would rather die than make another fucking ticket
what is what is my luck today man can I just play the fucking game man
why is everything so shit no
What the fuck is going on?
What is that up there?
What the fuck is that?
What is happening?
Oh dude, what is my luck man?
Oh yeah, here we go again.
Oh man.
I haven't really even gotten to play the game in the last literal two days like I'm just
getting absolutely fucked.
I got people bug abusing on a damn bridge.
I got people killing me as a baby stream sniping.
I mean, dude, it's been hell.
It has been hell.
But not too late for it to turn around.
Not too late for it to turn around.
It just takes one run.
Takes one run.
We just, bro, we just got to get,
we got to get grown, man.
Just got to get grown.
That's it.
Yeah, I think even the 20 I appreciate you casualty
So we were full ground that would have tilted me even more yeah
That's not the first time that's happened either.
you guys remember whenever we came back and it was that sandstorm event and there
was the t-rex that was sitting inside of the inside of that area in the door
Oh yeah, the doorway. That happened there as well.
Oh, it's a good find to start off.
What Mickey say?
I'll store my Trudon and join you on Sarah. Yeah, sounds good, bro. Sounds like a plan to me, man. Sure
Don't restart I have a lot of food don't restart
Yeah, I'm not safe vlogging I gotta keep eating
If you've gone peanut to try this game, no, but if we, whenever I have peanut try this
And I'm fucking food bugged.
We well we had him try it but what I was gonna say is is that
Whenever we get him to come play again, I think I'm gonna probably
have a server up myself
that time comes. Yeah. Yeah.
It's no embrace of peanut. Well, I'm just myself. I'm experiencing some people getting in here and not having some authentic deaths and such, and I am experiencing the, the death of a person.
the ticket process and I know Pina would not do any of that so hell I don't
even want to do any of it so he wouldn't he wouldn't last very long on on the aisle
if we didn't we didn't put a server up I don't think which sucks I think the
server is like the best server in terms of how the game works and like the
the auction house and all the cool stuff that it has.
It's just, you know.
has an auction house. Yeah, so it has like, it's pretty cool actually, I'll show it to
you. So it has an auction house. So you can store, you can pull out dinos, you can put
them on an auction house and sell them to other players. Then you can use what's called
PP coins in order to buy other dinos as well. So you could, you know, grow a T-Rex and sell
that's like 10,000 coins and then use those 10,000 coins to buy other dinos
whenever you want to. Like right here this here's an aloe that's buy out is
3,000 it's an ashes of Valor aloe and it's entombed we could buy this and then
run aloe which I'm gonna be honest I might buy this.
Chat?
We buy this I feel like we should
We usually I like to save it up I'm saving my coins up to buy a t-rex though
Well, the accident, Sarah, is cool.
I think I'm gonna keep saving.
If I'm gonna spend my coins,
I would much rather spend it on a T-Rex.
Are there any T-Rexes for sale right now?
I don't even know if I should do a T-Rex right now.
Gotta be on EU.
Hello, 10-0, hello, oh wow, EU dude is loaded.
EU doesn't, oh my gosh, son of the hidden grove, Tyrannosaurus rex, IS-Bid, increments,
I'm getting
See and this
It's what I don't like
Auction ends in two days
With no buyout
But I can't even I can't even buy the fucking thing bro
What a fucker
Let me know if you guys see any more on here.
Dino Den's website and dino system nearly changed very good.
What is it just called Dino Den?
Marketplace.
Oh, that's actually pretty cool.
Is there a- this Dino didn't have a lot of players?
Oh, it's 3X growth?
No.
No, I don't like that.
I don't like the growth boost either.
I like the pain.
just plays Rex as well. Yeah. Three X is fun. I guarantee you three X is fun for you guys.
I get that. I personally enjoy the struggle on the aisle. I I bitch about it. I complain
whenever we die, but I truly love the struggle.
Hold on, I'm getting some information.
I'm getting some information.
You might have to kill this, Sarah.
You might have an opportunity here.
No, no, no.
I still haven't heard a damn thing about my P-Rex.
Supposedly there might be an opportunity to grab one shortly.
Now a chase I'm pretty sure is probably prime on his wrecks.
Oh, I'm moving away from that.
Where am I going?
What do you guys think?
Do we just, do we die and go and see if we can snipe it real quick?
I can get ready for it, you think, or no?
hard to say. Oh boy, I might not have a choice.
Well, we have a way to die.
Well, death is for sure an option.
Holy Saras.
There's about a thousand of us.
My family!
No, there's no AI, it's all other people. Other actual players playing dinosaurs, yeah.
Holy shit, there's a lot of us.
I'm going to start a civil war, for sure.
Shhh!
Secret spy held no lies!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Why would it be ripped social credit?
You're scoundrel!
Okay, a little bit of goop.
A little bit of goop.
Okay, I'm gonna go back.
Okay, I'm gonna go back.
Okay, I'm gonna go back.
Okay, I'm gonna go back.
I have to worry about myself.
We gotta get her dying up.
Good kill, good kill, good kill, good kill, good kill, good kill, good kill, good kill.
Damn it!
Jesus sassinated that god!
He starved!
The other half hit my back!
It justified the death!
Oh shit, what's happening?
Oh, shit, oh, run!
Oh, grown fire!
Oh, shit, oh, run, little Sarah's run!
There's a thousand of them!
There's nothing better than watching one of those bias come into like a pack of small
All the dinos and everybody just runs in opposite directions.
I don't know why I think that's so funny, man.
Holy shit.
I'm not sure how to do this.
I'm not sure how to do this.
I'm not sure how to do this.
This is good.
A little piece of shit.
the
the
the
the
just patrolling these lands.
Everybody's leaving the best parts.
The bones.
There's so many of us.
Alright, now the question is, where to now?
That Herrera got me good, yeah, I'm surprised you're alive.
I don't want to leave this food until I get all of the A.
Where's Gastroliths?
Nice.
Yo, he is for sure gonna get jumped on, right?
all the other groups getting bullied by the Maya it sounds like listen boys if
it starts looking grim we leave all the little ones behind and we live that's
the game plan you say fuck everybody we leave him behind and we save ourselves
alright boys what do you guys think we we spike these guys and take all their
take take their bodies for food what do you guys think
Oh my god!
Holy shit, there's a ton of them here!
Oh my gosh!
My gift did I start going crazy.
My gift did I start fucking going crazy.
These poor guys bro.
I don't know, maybe not, maybe we don't do that.
They aren't taking my food though.
Well, here goes that.
I
This guy knows, this guy knows too much, this guy knows too much!
Step uncomil Cin Risk
Step
All right, all right, all right. All right. Good. Good. Good.
Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Eat up.
Eat the put funny.
Eat up
Eat up! Eat up!
This motherfucker
Get out of here raptor you little piece of shit everyone hates you
All right
Good good good good good good good good good good good good
A lot of food A lot of food
Lot of food
Lot of food
Butt McNess beef and mojaba
Thank you for the gift if boys
What the fuck just happened?
Who is this guy?
Alright we got plenty of food gentlemen
We're gonna get, we're gonna grow fast, we're gonna grow so fast!
Careful boys.
I'll lay him up.
I don't know what that guy's playing us.
And I'm food bugged again, bro am I doing something wrong?
Why does this keep happening this is the fourth time it's happened in three hours I
Can't lay down I can't lay down
It just keeps happening. It happened on Dinosaurius twice. It's happened on Sarah twice.
Eating way too close. Got it. So whenever I grab food I need to walk farther away before
All right, you did?
Is that what you guys were saying?
Well, things have changed.
Shut up Rod Garnt
What the fuck up Rod Garnt?
What again would you gotta say bro? Fuck you
What does it mean?
It was one of y'all.
Yeah, I don't know who it was.
What is it?
What is it?
Neither.
So Jackass, I think it was Rodgart and he's trying to act like it was someone else.
I just bought are you kidding me?
I'm fuckin' tiny!
Ha ha ha ha!
Damn it.
I have to relocate.
What was the second one we took last time?
traumatic yo I should have taken I should have taken the fracture one since
there's a bunch of patches over here
Rodgart do this
he said what the fuck oh man all right we're kind of out of commission for a
a little bit chat, I'm gonna go use the restroom real quick.
Hey, quick five, everybody, get up.
If you haven't drank water, drink water.
If you haven't called your mama and told her
that you loved her, do that as well.
Oh, yeah, nice.
Sorry, I had to use the restroom.
Nature called.
I answered.
Is Sarah nearby?
Okay.
Is Sarah nearby?
Okay.
You're okay?
What was that?
Gobert is that you?
Go Bart! Go Bart! Is that you?
Bro, it is a fucking war zone over there.
and he's got a water.
gentlemen for the 44 months
you to drink soon. Yeah, but
we've got to go to like the
far, far water. We know there's
a dinosaur because in this
waterway.
We also have to start traveling soon, chat.
We have to start traveling very soon.
Honestly, once we're good, we need to head south.
Go to the south planes.
Rod, I'm back.
Oh, it's Trash Panda. We killed that guy.
Oh, no.
I don't know where Mickey's at.
it's hard for him to get a Sarah because everyone's being Sarah's.
No, no, Hunter. Every dinosaur has a different type of night vision, so a lot of carnivores
have better night vision than herbivores. But this is because Sarah's are typically
like a nighttime hunter, like we get really, really, really good night vision. The best
night vision I think is on either T-Rex or Dillow. I think they're pretty much the same,
What's your birthday, Jack?
No, I don't think Omni's best.
I'm about to take a half gram dab of some crazy white burst rosin that may give me temporary
Nero Pathy in my feet wish me luck
What the fuck
What kind of statement is that golds you thinking for the five gifted
Brother I might have to be the one to tell you this but I think you potentially have a fucking problem
potentially
You potentially have problem
But rip that shit, let me know what the good lord looks like, alright?
Hey, let me know what the good lord looks like, why won't ya?
Yo, I would like if my body fracture with the feaks please,
Please, I can go walk around
Oh, did the Rex just come up we missed it, uh, let me see if I have gotten a message back yet
We have not gotten anything back yet
Yeah, Rex is unlocked at 203
Damn feels bad
All right, we're gonna move.
Get the hell out of here.
I'm not really too sure why the debuff was applied so quickly I wasn't I didn't
even get a message it just said debuff applied well straight to the water we go
I guess how weird Mickey I can't help I gotta go to the water I'm dead but try and live man
try and live I'll be right back yeah but it said it and then I instantly got the
debuff that's what I'm saying like typically it's like hey you need to move
yo yo you need to move hey you need to move and then boom dead this time was
hey you need to move dead I can happen so quick I was I wouldn't even been able
to run through it
I'ma get grabbed by it down the sukkas bro and know it but I don't have an option.
He's kind of got a hope and pray for the best here.
Not for now.
We'll go to the safe spot to actually fill up.
Get our stand up.
Let's go see if we can help Mickey.
So stressful, man.
It's so stressful!
Nicky, are you alive?
Hello chicken.
Hello chicken.
Thank you I gotta start moving son.
Alright, we'll meet up. I'm gonna start heading south because I'm gonna hit Prime quick. I
I do not want to miss it like my last era.
Was that the same chicken that was hitting me earlier?
Fuck you chicken.
I don't know what this guy's playing is.
OH SHIT BALLS!
COOLLY FUCK!
Oh
Dude, that patch almost sent me to the Lord!
I'm wounded too, that motherfucker would kill me.
We gotta move, man. We gotta move, we gotta move. We're almost 60%, we gotta move.
Yeah, well, I know where some safe water is.
is is I think that patchy is is gate keeping us in here
Get the fuck out of here boys.
Yeah, Mickey died to Raptors.
If we didn't get that debuff, we could have helped them.
If we wouldn't have gotten the debuff, we could have helped them.
Which blows.
What are we doing league?
Well we did league last night, went pretty well, it was actually really fun.
It seemed like you guys enjoyed it.
I'm not too sure.
CS is a hard watch, huh boys?
CS is a hard watch.
I never thought we'd be in a world where you guys would rather watch League of Legends
and CS. I watch whatever you play, yeah, because you're a sexy beast and you're good looking
sexy. Go get some water. You should be running up on it soon, hopefully.
Oh, I forgot Greek plays the Isle.
That could actually be so funny.
Now that death is literally at this water.
of
the
death
of
death
Carrera? Yeah.
What is that noise?
Oh, nopey, what's up, bro?
All right, so the group's not working, it's fine.
It's fine
All right, we gotta go move south I gotta go south for prime Jesus
Any word on the wrecks from yesterday nothing
No word bro, no word
God appreciate the rate man
so we know for sure we got the baby zone oh my god
hello you big behemoths
It does walk it around like their shit don't stink and you know what it doesn't
I'm lucky I've wounded Rado with that for a bore.
In what world does the dillo run me down?
Why why why would the dillo take that fight?
I mean, how does he know I'm hurt, the scarring on my body, but even then, like, dude, that
is an insane thing to do as a dillo in that situation.
You just run out of fucking Sarah?
Man.
I'm gonna be honest that I I was just posturing I didn't think he was gonna be able to turn
around like that I didn't think he would turn on me like that yeah but that dinosaur is
This is so small, like that bite means absolutely nothing.
What a cursed day of the aisle, gentlemen.
Holy fuck.
Curse, cursed, cursed.
Try it again, round three.
Round three, back to being a little shit. Pack on it. Fuck.
I think the Sarah killed me though. I think the Dillo is the one that killed me. I also
love how I ult bit and I just get an ult. I just sat there and looked at the ground
bit at nothing we yeah you should be able to make let me see I think I'm in a
good spot to TP you over here.
Let me get a code to Ashland is going to take me anywhere from 24 to 36 hours to give you
the verdict on that invite code.
Anywhere from 24 to 36 hours, sadly, got to run through the numbers, check some things.
You can't send me the picture of the code either, or your friend can't, you're going
to have to send me the picture of the code.
We got to run through some things.
Mickey is that working?
All the whole squad, feces around you.
What up bro?
What up bro?
You don't want none of this?
Oh shit, yeah yeah yeah.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
Oh shit!
I'm sorry!
Oh oh no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you saved me!
We can be lovers!
Don't do it!
Yeah, so Mickey, I'm seeing definitely species around me, yeah, sure, sure species around
me no doubt definitely was a mistake it was not a mistake of a call there
Okay.
Chad, do we take our first mutation?
We did, right?
We're good there.
north running towards it off
why is my hood red like a fucked up man
I've got a fight for my life and a little bag of mayonnaise walked up and killed the
guy for me.
one wads?
there i might be able to get both of you now
Try now, Mick.
I DM'd it to her.
Now we're playing to Sarah. Our third one of the day, we've been getting mobbed.
Still species around you. Fuck.
Oh, that's death.
And I'm dead.
Oh my god, I'm not dead.
Holy fuck.
Alright, there ain't no way something's around me now.
Try now.
Try now.
Ain't no way.
still is brother.
Jason for free, Wifi still on, I think he's on rec still.
All right, try now maybe Hey, hey, join Mickey, it's working.
Oh, that is me.
Nice!
Alright, we're good.
Hell yeah.
I need food.
Alright, this way.
We'll go back to the Sarah I killed.
I think...
Wait, did we eat all that Sarah?
My fat, end game?
Shit.
in game in game in game in game in game in game no not in real life in game
Yeah, there's a up there. I think there's still some left, Mick.
WHO THE FUUUUUUUUUDE
Patches are terrifying. Oh my gosh, bro. You're telling me. I've been haunted by a patchy all day today
We got patchy that River Delta then the patchy came over here was patchy and us over here as well
We've been just getting our shit
mobbed by those patches
No way you got a T-Rex and got killed by another T-Rex.
Oh shit.
As a baby too.
That's brutal.
Eat up, Mick.
Yo, what up, South?
Kill the devil!
Ash, you shouldn't have on my way!
Nice work, nice work!
Damn it, Mickey!
Oh, my God.
Nice.
Oh!
Hey, what's going on, man?
Good to see you.
We're definitely friendly.
Attack!
Hey, what's going on, man?
Get to see who we're definitely friendly.
Attack!
I'm sorry for this.
I'm sorry, but we're hungry.
I'm sorry, we're so hungry
He's in the bushes
He's in the bushes!
Oh my gosh, did he escape?
Vaas!
Lucky bastard.
We'll see him on the flippity flip
I don't know what I'm eating, but I'm eating something here
Yeah, where did this guy go bro?
where did you go he has to be in there
Okay, fuck em. Let's keep on movin.
Y'all wanna go to the sanctuary?
Fuck em!
Oh, Mickey's not dead. We're all chillin.
probably when they run into those bushes man good luck
Oh shit free food
Aim for the bushes!
It's a chicken!
Nice.
Onwards.
Sanctuary gift full food dip.
out agreed last ride agreed let's do this shit
Is Pino stream tonight? Well, it's Monday. He always streams on Monday, so I would think so.
Chad is a hot dog of sandwich. No, a hot dog is a hot dog. Uh.
a sandwich? what the f**king heathenism? what are y'all talking about?
and cereal is soup are you guys on meth
Oh
Shit
There ain't nothing worse than hearing true dawns as a baby.
I mean, we're already getting pretty large.
Thank you so much for the five gifted I appreciate you WJJ for 10s coming in with a five gifted.
Thank you so much for gifting fiverre more importantly thank you for gifting opportunity
watching without ads to a lot of people I appreciate you. Thanks so much for the love.
Five Garno's? Holy shit!
We killed that chicken!
What we doing right now?
killing people, eating, and growing.
YouTube, like the stream!
And you see us practice tonight, baby.
I've been really enjoying the aisle.
I'm just like, I'm at the point, like mentally, I need a good run, you know?
Those little things are fast, huh?
of
the
of
the
if
This is why you don't come to baby areas.
This is why you don't come to baby areas.
Unless you're a Sarah or a Trudon, you stay the fuck out of here until you're big enough
to defend yourself.
Oh, he threw up too when I bit him.
Hot damn.
Any bacteria around here?
Why don't we talk in a voice chat?
This voice chat isn't like a big part of the game.
I mean, it isn't some servers,
but I like to do no voice chat.
Especially later on, it makes it better in my opinion.
I don't know what he was doing all right y'all want to get the hell out of here I think
we've done enough y'all ready as you ready he missed prime wanted to die potentially
Valid, honestly. Give me prime or give me death. Always. Remember that.
Yeah, I'd say we go south.
And we do the exact same thing I was doing before I died.
Now let's go this way, man. Let's go this way. Stop by that pond.
Go this way.
careful trike on the left side oh my gosh stego on the right side oh my gosh
They go down the middle
Holy shit
Okay, maybe you guys don't go that way
Now running the numbers let me check my time. Yeah, not a good idea
Not a good idea to go that way. I don't know who's Mickey. Was that your idea to go that way? Oh
My goodness Mickey. What are you thinking?
There go here that goes in that bush
No, my hand bug fuck
Hey staggo, you might do me a favor and eating my whole fucking gooch you postmaster get away from us
Yes, but we died on our last Sarah.
This is a new Sarah.
Our last Sarah is no longer with us, our IP.
It's been a lot of eating and surviving today.
It could be 100% real with you.
Been hell.
Hopefully it picks up though, hopefully.
No, typically other than like the aloe, the aloe is where I struggle the most, but typically
he goes pretty well on Sarah it's been definitely I would say odd but it's been
just it's been brutal I don't know
50%
Well, the reason why if you don't hit prime, the real tech is if you don't hit prime and
you're playing off a T is to store and then pull back out and then go and do your prime
requirements.
If you entomb then you only entomb with three perks instead of getting the fourth, which
which is very important.
I heard you say 50% six times today.
You ain't lying.
I think it has actually,
I think we have actually died six times today.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
It's been a pretty brutal day.
It has been a pretty brutal day.
But this is the run.
We reach Prime and 100%- Minky get the fuck out of the way!
He's trying to spoon you, Hutch!
What is that over there?
What's that noise?
A raptor?
Trite.
Allows.
Okay, whoever killed this, it was fricking massive.
Oh, well, ain't that some bullshit?
Put them up in a tree!
Oh, they all left me. Okay, coming! Coming!
Oh, I'm gonna come!
An egg!
He would pregnant!
Another egg!
it to my collection. A ham. Run for your life! Ash! Sheesh. Goodness gracious.
start stomping around up there, goodness.
Onwards to the south.
Every place schedule one?
No, I've seen a lot of clips of it though.
People selling joints with gasoline
that turns people on fire and shit like that.
I've seen those.
Sounds like hutch walking to the fridge.
insanity. Alright, definitely some Dinosukes in the water now. Be careful too. Be careful
you too.
Such walking up realistic he is the fridge is insane.
How long does it take to grow something like an aloe and aloe is around like four hours.
Really like everything you're growing is going to take you like a couple of hours.
Two, three, four, five hours.
I got max.
The only time where you get to like the ridiculous grow times is like apexes or like the very
very large dinos like staggo or trike or T-Rex those are like the 10, 15, 20 hour grows.
Anything else is pretty manageable.
Yeah, charai ain't gonna grab us.
He's gotta keep moving. Stay on your toes, Mick.
Stay on your toes!
There's a little passage that we're gonna have to run up here along some rocks
where Crocs like to sit and try and grab people.
Oh, I got my walkie.
Eagle tally, this is Wampus cat, come in.
Eagle tally, this is Wampus cat, come in.
Puppy.
I need to re-up on some drinks please.
Yes, Chef.
There we go. That easy.
I am not bald eagle.
Alright team, here we go.
Here we go.
Oh, they weren't here.
Lucky us.
Thank you Eagle tally
You look tan tan tan
I love you
If I be dead if I did that I don't want to hear nothing from you bro
I've died a hundred times today.
I didn't get there for 14 months.
No DC.
I already had a DC a little bit ago.
I like to space my DCs out.
You drink too many DCs, they start going down easy like you're an alcoholic.
Yo, there's some bacteria over here we should go get.
I need this ashes already on it
Almost all that in the baby area
Yeah. Oh, shit.
My ground is tripping out.
This area always freaks me out because of the Rexes.
I feel like I haven't been running into too many T-Rexes though.
There was a span there for a couple of weeks where everywhere was smothered with Rexes.
What the fucking shit balls?
Holy shit!
There's a hundred of them!
Oh my god!
Holy fuck!
Oh
My god
Oh
Shit the fuck is going on
Oh my gosh is an auto restart thank the lord
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh, did you hear that?
There was a T-Rex over there.
We log in here, Ash?
Oh my gosh!
Dude, that crocodile is massive!
I have it on my rex!
Unlucky bro, unlucky shit man, unlucky shit.
Yeah, I do, Ashlyn.
That sounds like a big D-Rex.
I never realized how loud Sarah's were when they laid down.
Chad Doublelift's asking if we're pranking tonight.
Are we pranking or what?
There.
Yeah. But not now. Yeah. Not
this second, but tonight. Yeah.
Yeah. How's the new car? Call
update looking? I heard they
updated. Don't worry. We ain't
going over there, but I just
You need a yellow flare and euros, right?
It's all PVE.
What am I supposed to do?
What the fuck?
What am I supposed to do?
What the fuck?
Okay, that answers all questions I had to ask.
That answers literally, okay, sounds good.
Alright, well that answers that question.
Yeah, I should agree.
Also love the name.
Ash, in, eh. Oh, I should log. Oopsies.
God forbid the game's hard.
If you think a game being hard is AI killing you in a way that you have
absolutely no counterplay to by peaking a corner and turbo shooting you faster
than anyone human could ever do,
I don't have an argument for that and
you might be retarded. Now,
if you want to have an actual conversation I mean I'm in but if you
think that that is hard no that's just fucking stupid it has to be doable it
has to be possible there's games that have hard AI everywhere it's just a
matter of the AI being, you know, not stupid as shit.
I'm hard right now, that's good.
Park together.
Well, how about you use 64 audio?
They're expensive.
You don't need them.
You can go and get a pair at your local gas station that are IEMs that are good.
The only thing that's important about IEMs is that you have multiple options for your
ears.
A lot of IEMs come with like this hard plastic that hurts your ears after long periods of
time.
As long as they come, it looks like a little circle or whatever, but with multiple like
little remade molds, you're good.
Ed Poeto, thanks so much for the problem.
Touch the piece of shit in game.
Yes I am.
It's all about survival.
Our God, the AI is pretty crazy.
Not really man, like it's all manageable from,
I mean, but this is also coming from a year and a half
of playing like way back a year and a half ago, playing.
But yeah, I mean, the problem is, is like,
especially with AI, they're either stupid hard
to the point where it's not fun,
or they're stupid easy to the point where they're useless.
We played croc today. We got killed while we were trying to migrate. Sadly, happens.
You would it, you would it.
So let me know when the server is back up if you don't mind.
I love Skyrim music, man. So good.
It was fun smiting the week on Sarah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's one thing that's good about Sarah.
You just get to bully people.
A lot of dinos like in the beginning of your life, you're just kind of slowly walking around
hoping not to die.
But on Sarah you just balls to the wall right off the spawn doesn't stop
and
Pfft.
Am I screen freeze? No, I was looking at something.
What kind of hat is that? It's called a melon hat. Yes, it is a double X on it. Sick.
Noor!
Yeah, it's for the big ass heads.
Okay, wrong.
Let us back in, dammit!
Oh my gosh, that Croc almost killed me.
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Don't come here no more.
Airline check, fuck you.
All right, lock in.
Well guys, so okay let me ask you this, we need prime requirements, that's why we came
here.
We got any of them, did we?
Okay, sounds good.
Y'all know more than me. I'm glad I'm figuring out a secondary way.
Also, I'm very low on health.
Nope, I'm not wounded anymore.
What's a red border represent?
So that shows the type of health that you have.
The more red, the lower health.
So it doesn't say like, oh, you're 100 HP or you're 80 HP.
It's like kind of like a guesstimate.
But if you're below 50%, you'll see wounded right here on the left side of the board.
You have five melon hats, best hat ever made.
Listen, as a very large human being, I've always struggled with wearing hats that just
don't fit my head or wearing hats where the little snapback is on the very last divot.
I love the fact that these hats are monstrous and I can wear the hat like a normal person.
It's incredible.
Yeah, think of the $20 super chat.
We know Hutch isn't married.
We also know those 1-800 numbers cost $30 a minute just to talk to a woman.
So the real question is, is how much is Hutch paying to have somebody on the other end of
that walkie-talkie 24-7?
50%!
That's what I'm paying, son.
50%.
50% on all proceeds. GG's.
All right boys, this is the farthest we've made it all day long, let's be smart choose
our fights. Let's not die this stupidity and boredom. Lock in.
I
Remember sweet got it ass sounds goob
I knew I heard something that was a Dilla.
I'm trying to see that a little bit.
some it's losing it on his chat on Bay Z right now why why why is he losing it on his chat
Yeah, I don't have a thought yet.
I got a lot of deaths, my friend.
They might lose that.
What was he bitchin' about?
I know you guys probably saw that like I did I think there's a big difference between
Someone who's actually struggling and someone who's just kind of looking for attention, which is the vibe I got from that. That's why
Yeah
Egg oh
Oh shit, what do we do with this?
This is my first daggash, what do we do?
Yeah, sit here and defend it.
Oh shit.
All right
Yeah, low key that's that's what I I was watching it
Yeah
16 minutes we have to sit here for damn that means I'm probably gonna miss I'm gonna probably miss prime
If we see it for 16 minutes, well maybe not.
I should be okay.
Alrighty.
Let me sit on the egg so I can hide it maybe.
Mom H.
So this is one of the events in the server by being the people who get this egg and hold
it down for the period of time.
You get skins or some other shit.
Ash can probably explain better.
Pinkie stop fucking me!
OOOOOOOH!
Can be any skin in the server.
Damn.
And when you apply a skin it can be to any percentage of a dino, right?
Got it.
14 minutes lock in hopefully we don't I mean I ain't a pussy or anything but
hopefully no one comes here
Alright, I will be on egg defense.
Not because I want you two to die and me to live, but because I care about this mission,
of course.
I get some of courses in the chat, of course.
Someone has strong words for his chat.
Let me listen.
Porcelain, suck a fucking dick, bro.
Shut your bitch ass up, man.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm confused. Did you do it or is it the game? It's a little bit of both.
It's not supposed to not go into my fucking bag there when I have space.
So, Janky fucking Daisy.
Is Summit playing the Isle?
He might play the Isle after Daisy, I'm not too sure, I know Summit likes this game too.
It's a serious lock-in!
Give it, Mickey, stop fucking me, man!
Get your Johnson off my tail!
Bro, if those 20 Raptors come over here, it's about to go fucking crazy.
I'm locked in, you think I'd be hoppin' hutch if I wasn't dead on Serious?
I thought it was going to somebody again.
Now you all got me.
Listen, there is nothing that makes me laugh more than listen to something rip apart his
chat.
It is so funny.
I was such always fucked up.
I got bit by an alligator.
I was just trying to walk past him and he bit me.
Well, it wouldn't be a streamer server.
It'd be a community server.
and we're going to be able to
play on the community server.
So you guys would be able to
play on the server as well.
The only way to do the aisle
servers basically streamers
will get prior you guys will
still be able to play.
And we would all play
together.
We do it like petite no way I hundred and whatever player server
Sure be good for someone casual like myself. Yeah, I mean here's the thing you watch me play you see me play for six hours straight to grow a
dino like bro there's so many ways that you can grow dinos with zero not zero risk but with minimal
risk and it's just a smarter play style like on our first rex grow we went to all of the compounds
and we did it in a way to where we literally didn't run into anyone the entire time it was slower but
it was safer i don't typically play like that because i just get bored i just run in and die
typically, but
Will you play a stego or trike or something and really just get past the lull phase and you're chilling
Now if you're playing a t-rex, that's gonna be a little bit harder
That tree just come out nowhere, yes it did
you got this Mickey I'm definitely not telling you to go out there because I
think there's a croc out there you might die no no no let's get the egg first
you're fine let's get the egg first how low were you on diet oh there goes
Mickey you're fine Mickey there ain't no there ain't no Dinosuke is out there
you're fine you've got this Mick
Ash, there might be a Dinosugus out there.
What could B be?
Oh, it could be a Dinosugus out there.
Or a deer.
No, he got it.
Nice job, Mick.
Good for you.
No food.
Okay.
I like those
Can we see the egg there she is there's my egg
I just take Trey out of the title because people are taking it serious.
No sense in that.
Sadly, you can't have fun anymore.
You can't be goofing around anymore.
Too many brain dead people on the internet if I get upset.
YouTube we're almost at a thousand likes today y'all better start liking to stream
you dog ass no nipple sons of guns
You've had me a dog-ass.
How do I dislike?
Get a Domino's Stuff Crust pepperoni jalapeno sausage.
Trust.
Yo, that actually sounds fucking fire. I can't lie.
All right, did you take a dookie on the egg?
Possibly.
My first time sheltering an egg like this, a little larger than what I'm used to.
This egg better give me the coolest shit in the world, or ash, I'm killing you first!
Shoot probably with my ass, I'm not gonna lie. Mickey, I might need your help on that one.
Why fake a pic?
Why a fake pic? Why?
YouTube. Boys, what's going on over there? Who brought their brother with a limp to the stream today?
Don't need to figure it out.
What the hell's going on?
He wasn't supposed to leave the basement, sorry!
You've already killed one teammate today.
Ash, I bit him, apologized, and he kept fucking me.
I had to kill him.
My food's bad, but there's a bunch of bones nearby.
You got me addicted to Daisy? Hell yeah, Tyler.
Fun game, man.
All right, any second now.
One minute!
One minute, and we get to see what we get!
excited as what do you think we're gonna get what's this ash if we get coins
someone has to gift a hundred what's this what are we looking for here I want
that new skin. No, not what does this mean. Best in slot. What's what's the what's what's
the thing that we should be oh here we go we got all right we're killing ash i got 300
fucking coins you motherfucker let's go eat
i couldn't put a down payment on a raptor with 300 coins
Yeah, but our grand total right now is 9,290 coins.
Not bad.
Storms are never good in the South Plains.
I am 67.
67!
We're fine, Mickey, there's a bee over here.
No, we lost the dam. We lost the dam, T-Rex. Hopefully we get it back, but it's officially
at 24 hours since we lost it. Still nothing back in return, so we'll see.
I'm going to get a little bit of the water, but I'm going to get a little bit of the water.
of
the
death
of
death
of
Nice job, Pima!
I got smoked!
There he is!
All right, you think this water is safe to drink out of, or should I not risk it?
170% growth increase.
All right, let's move everybody good
Yeah, we're good we're good
Oh, we're oh you're supposed to strip all the meat off of it
Oh, the pieces are all faster.
There's a metal.
Write that down, write that down.
It's loud as fuck!
Turn it down a bit.
What are we doing C.S.?
Stone TMPM TMPM TMPM TMPM TMPM TMPM on the road again.
We don't want to rule the game.
So there is always T-Rexes over here, ALWAYS.
Yo, take a little thank you so much for the five gift in May.
My goal for the CS tournament is at one point to be in a clutch situation, open a case and
then clutch the round.
Take a little thank you so much for the five gift that W's in the YouTube chat.
I appreciate you, bro.
We opening cases today, we can, I'm down.
What case issue we open today?
Case of water, what the fuck?
Yo, thank you for the 10 hours start off watching the birthday that I became a hutchman.
Thank you for the entertainment, you've provided a daily long live to Hutch and Mepham. I appreciate you. Thank you so much for the love. Thank you for being there.
Can we get some devies in the chat for a mist? Is that mistasleepy? Mistasleepy, I appreciate you.
Pro, I have gone through so many dreams and nightmares, it would absolutely nothing to show for it.
But I'm in. Let's fucking riffle.
Let's get one more good fight in, get prime, and then we'll log over.
That's a T-Rex.
What was that?
I don't know, what I just saw.
BGD, take over the fiber.
.
.
.
.
Scared me.
Nice.
So, what we're doing right now, the reason why we dragged all this food off the body,
if you look at my stomach, you see that little brown shit all around my stomach?
That brown is bacteria.
That bacteria allows us to, when we bite another player, it causes them to throw up, so we
get free bites in.
But like, if Ash was running from me and I bit her, and she was a different dino, that
The dino would have a chance of throwing up their entire stomach and their entire water
supply and then while they're throwing up you can bite the shit out of them and kill
them.
Also, by throwing up they lose all of their stomach, all their water, and they have an
infection.
A lot of times we say it that when you fight a group of seras you don't really win, you
just live.
That's it.
Because even if you kill us, you've lost all your food, you've lost all your water,
you're in a really rough spot for the next fight or for the next literal hour of life.
It's shit. It's pretty brutal.
But yeah, like Ash said, the main thing is just the pause.
Just them not being able to move their character for like two seconds,
most of the time, depending on the dino, allows us to kill
Four allows us to get an absolute astronomical amount of damage in to where the fights now in our favor
And we just picked up another full-size Sarah
Which makes us incredibly strong now now. I would love to fight those Raptors especially with us being almost prime
Open some cases for me or get on ozympic much love either way also loving the aisle gameplay
Thank you so much for the $20 super chat you son of a bitch
I'll open some cases
You ever dreamed of having normal sized hands have you ever dreamed of shutting the hell up yet dog
We get some league today. We'll see we might just do the same bro. I'm gonna be honest
It's been so much fun going from aisle to or it was so much fun yesterday going from aisle to CS the league really just depends
But yeah, maybe I got the audio turned down cuz the rain
What are you, Yogi?
It might be a really good fight coming up here soon.
Might be a really good fight coming up here soon if we can find these raptors.
Another egg.
What are you gonna play any game that you're good at?
Nah bro, I'm sub-part everything.
Alright.
What the hell is this?
What is that?
Is that a Maya?
Is that a Maya I just hit prime boys. Give me one second. Oh
It was a full grown aloe. Oh, yeah, we got prime. Let's go
All right mutations we won
one. Do we want the fracture we do right because full ground patches can still fuck
us up. No we don't want that ash what do you think. We already got the lay down to stop
bleeds from killing us. We got the no damage to larger species. Multi chamber
Bumps.
Eat the hill isn't one.
All right, I think we're gonna do this deal more damage to animals with low health
And we're gonna do extra damage to a bleeding target and multi chambered lungs there we go fuck it
All right prime first prime of the day that'd be seen in the chat very good it was a while to get here
But we're finally here boys
Now, let's go hunting.
Yeah, let's do it.
To the West Rail!
To the West Rail!
Let's go pick some fights that we have no business picking.
We have finally reached Prime.
Now it's time to die.
Never waste your time trying to get a Karno, they're too fast.
Prime allows you to grow larger and to do more damage.
Like for example, if you are a prime Sarah versus a non prime Sarah, you pretty much
as the non prime have zero chance of killing it unless the guy is absolutely atrocious
at the game.
You weigh more, you do more damage, you become stronger in every way.
It's really good and you get an extra perk or an extra mutation that helps you be stronger
as well.
It just, it mainly just allows you to continue growing past the 75% stage.
You get primed by going to different places on the map and achieving a perfect diet.
So it's like one baby area, three, uh, high, uh, not hibernation.
Forget what they're called.
But typically just you go to certain areas on the map and you unlock it control of my migration there is
Over here
right now we're just looking for somebody to kill we're hunted
I think we want to go this way right or we're going down okay.
Herbivore fun if you like walking around like your shit doesn't stink and bullying everybody
you want to bully yeah it's very fun until you get a prime t-rex on you and
unless you're a trike or a stego it's gonna be hell even if you are a stego
if you're by yourself it's gonna be fucking hell but you get a group together
man that sits you definitely dominate the island
That's a trike way over there.
I don't know if Saras can kill Trikes, can they chat?
Yeah we can. Fuck yeah.
Very hard and it takes forever, but possible. Cool.
So if they're bad, we can kill them.
Do what I'm getting at.
They hit, they hit.
Now T-Rex is no way.
Like a Prime T-Rex, we just move away slowly.
I appreciate everybody being here by the way on this beautiful Monday, beautiful Memorial
Thank you guys so much for hanging out. Hope you guys are enjoying the Isle streams even more important if you ain't I appreciate you still being here
Means a ton
Yeah chase is still I think he's a prime. Thank you the prime t-rex now
He's waiting bro. He's waiting for me whenever we do inevitably get another t-rex run
Hey bros, this is so cinema.
Bird flying through the sky in front of us.
Chicken!
He's 40%.
Get out of here, chicken!
second.
What the fuck is wrong with that guy?
Is he connected to McDonald's Wi-Fi?
new players.
How low to the right?
How low is in the trees to our right?
Where'd the egg go?
I don't know where he went I don't think these rafters want none gentlemen
I wonder where that aloe went.
There was an aloe behind us.
I want to see where he's at.
I see him I think.
What is that up in the trees?
Two aloes.
two aloes up in the trees
you wanna go fight these guys?
oh wait eggs fighting
Turn turn turn
Shit
Oh
Okay.
Thank you for the backup.
out of everybody there out of everyone there. I'm the one who gets rexed.
We got a double pin.
Well, hey, we got prime, boys.
We got to prime, and that's all that matters.
We got to prime.
We got to prime.
We got the prime.
Hey, it took us six hours.
It took us six hours.
But we got there, bro.
We got there.
Yo, WC the Jag.
He's in the chat. Good Isle Sesh today, man.
Good Isle Sesh today.
Good Isle Sesh today.
That was fun.
We'll be back on it tomorrow.
Who cannot be knocking at my door?
You know, Moe.
I can't even hear out of my
right ear and it was whistling.
Yo dreams and nightmare cases.
Yeah, that's what we're doing.
Yeah, that's what we're doing.
No, they suck, but don't they aren't those the ones that kind of have the most value
to what the polls can be, right?
The true that y'all quit are graders because you had no skill.
One, I want you to understand something there is not a world in any way, facet or imagination
you could ever beat me in that game.
Okay.
Take it out of your head.
Don't do the trash.
Yes, dreams and nightmares are I fuck it.
We're getting dreams and nightmares.
Take me away.
Pat on me.
We'll take 50 of them. We will spend $2 max on them. I agree.
Okay, all those are done.
Alright, let's warm it up. Let's warm up our aim. Let's do our stretches, our hand
stretches, warm up our aim. Nice, that's a headshot. So I'm talking about. You saw that?
You saw how I aimed right there?
Give me a gold now so we don't have to worry about a gold
later.
You know what I mean?
Like, it really is so easy to just give me a gold, you know?
Can't stand CS.
It's all good, man.
GGs, we got to practice for the tournament on Thursday.
It's not about enjoying or not enjoying this game.
It's about bumping every single person on Thursday
for $200,000.
That's what it's about.
Stay locked in.
Stay focused.
Give me numbers give me numbers give me numbers give me numbers
four seven four seven drop down to electric avenue and then we take it high
I uh, fuck!
411.
Oh, 411!
God, it's ugly!
Battle scarred! Oh my god!
2-8!
A red's a red! A red's a red!
A red can still be used to open up another case. 5-5.
Folks, he did 4-11, that is true.
1-1!
3, 2, first key, last case, nice, hold on, these are juiced.
3-7.
3-1.
3-1.
3-1.
3-1.
17-3.
All that work for nothing.
Thirteen-five.
Thirteen-four.
Gold, gold, gold, gold!
Quick case.
Quick case.
Okay, reload.
Reloading.
Oh, sorry, Steam forgot who I was again.
One moment, Steam forgot who I was, chat, sorry about that.
Hey, we know you just purchased something,
but we forgot who you are.
Can you please log in to your PayPal again?
Yes, I can.
Yes, I can.
God forbid you keep me logged in, man.
God forbid.
How do I hide screen?
Because I don't want you to know where I live and murder me.
fuck you all right two more and then we'll go into our first game last one
Gold luck, please. Gold luck, gold luck, gold luck, gold luck, gold luck.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
One more, one more. Just one more. I feel a gold. I feel that we are on the cusp of a gold.
On this next case, on this next case, this gold is guaranteed.
Yo!
Who the fuck?
What's up Dom?
What's up?
What's up bro, what you doing?
I'm losing so much elo, my teammates are horrible.
Yeah I feel that Dom, I feel that, I feel that, but listen, you got this man.
I just went 20 and 9 and my teammates all had like they were like 8 and 13 one was like 7 and 15
That's pretty brutal I couldn't accept the trade why is that my inventory was private, okay? Can you accept it now?
Let's see. Can you reset? Oh, yeah, I'll recent it right now
I still have it. Okay, just there.
We ran into Dom yesterday. He's brand new to CES. So we're sending him a knife.
Why can't I trade?
one moment. Where's the shit? Hold, hold fast. There she is. Option knife. Okay, that's
Oh, it was my fault. I never accepted. Oh, hold, hold. One moment.
Welcome back.
Hello.
Okay.
One second, Chad. It's almost
done.
Okay. You should see it now. Check your trades.
I think I got it.
Did you get it?
Wait, I think it says just wait until it stays though.
Oh, okay, but you see it.
You can accept it?
I'm pretty sure I hit accept.
Does it go away when you hit accept?
Yeah, let me see.
Check your inventory.
the right. You picked it up.
You're not going to take my
inventory. Trade accepted. Yeah,
you got it. Ready start my game.
No, no. I think it says you'll
have it. On the second you'll
have it on the second. But it
yours now or Thank you so much,
man. Absolutely. Dom. Listen, I'm
going to go and open up some more
cases, but we will play soon,
Alright, one more case.
This is the case.
Oh red, gold, fuck!
C.S. I just gave away a knife which means you owe me a knife, come on, come on, let
the karma roll, let the karma roll, come on, hook a gupa up.
No chat none of you can have a knife okay Tom was cool Tom was a cool guy
I'm gonna play league for four hours and then I'm down for CS
Jesus Jesus we ain't playing fucking CS at the boys. We're so low
Now DLs, he said he's playing League and then he's swapping to CS.
Bum bum bum bum
Everybody at this elo was to play dust too, bro. No fuck nuke
Roger dust
The way you're 9k the only time I play this is when I play with peanut bro yesterday. We had three games
I dropped 40 kills
20 kills and like 28 kills and we lost every single one
I'll play League with Doublelift.
If Doublelift would be willing to swap to a lower ELO profile, I'd be down.
But only if we're playing comp on my ELO.
I don't want to play no regulars.
Now I gotta get some, I gotta practice this a little bit.
Okay, I will say I'm already feeling better than I felt yesterday.
I just, the moving around my character feels pretty, feels pretty nice.
y'all want to go out B?
yep
let's do it
let's get it
which server am I in?
play what?
I'm playing premier
what a yellow blind turn of voice
No, someone's gonna flank.
Okay, sounds good man.
My bullets are just going around this fucking dome, peace, feels terrible.
That's all me.
Those so bad.
Air control yeah yeah maybe we should have deathmatch before we queued in, huh?
Premier is full of hackers? I don't think so. I mean yeah, high elo bro. If you're at this elo
worrying about hackers, you're also worried about the rain and the desert.
All right let's do it.
That's like being silver in league and worrying about scriptures
I should have just kept the Diggle fight with the Diggle there I should have just kept Diggle
not worried about the inform
stream going to be a great day man have a lot of fun
watch your angry
now let's go
I don't know how I always end up first out long.
Watch behind doors, long doors.
Green, green, green, green brother, brother, if you ever stop in that corner again I'm
shooting you.
Fucking walk out long!
You fucking pussy man
You should be across that bitch completely on site, but you're dumb ass is sitting on the corner like a pussy
He didn't even throw a smoke brother he bounced the smoke off the fucking building and smoked us he didn't even smoke the other team
game. Big ol' armor. Go again. We're gonna buy head armor and just bait the fuck out
the green I gotta push behind us
there we go
Locking! Locking! Up no armor!
Haha!
You can just slow push, one guy pushes up mid.
I shot with the diggle, thank you, I love it when I-
I still don't know what these guys are doing, bro.
It hurts me.
Yes, yes, boys, yes!
Triple stand on Cat!
And everyone shoot the same fucking guy.
The great idea. How it didn't work, I don't know.
You guys are fucking fucking terrible.
I have an idea. How about instead of triple taking a fight mid on a headshot angle, we go out long, but we don't stop going out long.
out long we go out long we take it we kill we take the site and we win wouldn't that be sick let's do that
somebody flash me out
one pushing up mid
Yeah, makes sense man, just one bullet straight to my fucking head, 100%
GG's
GG's
Sounds good, sounds like a plan Mr. Luffy, you're a beast man
The first kills of the game is crouching full spring and AK and gets a double heady
Kill me bro, fucking kill me
Go everywhere everyone panic that's the best to shred
Jump in front of me
Oh, there's an AWP on back B. Not good.
I can't really do anything. My teammates, they don't know what to do. I'm not pushing.
what's up med? just rotate long, rotate long
they're really never coming along, just kill that guy
keep going long green, come on
you got 30 seconds pretty much to be there
counter-terrorist win
I got a patient, very patient
very very patient very patient very very very very very very very patient
hey bro I don't even get to play this fucking game man and I'm just running
into the stupidest shit in the world.
He was long, long, long, long.
Feels bad.
I-I dude, I'm done. I'll-I'll get banned to shoot that motherfucker if he keeps doing the same shit.
His teammates out, he's just standing there staring at him.
I'm a man of my word. I'm a man of my word. I'll shoot him every time. I'll get banned
for it. I do not care. I will take a ban. You're throwing? I might be. I'm okay with
with that. I'm completely okay with the throw. Do I have two more kills?
Are they about to kick me?
These motherfuckers!
Oh my god.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Hi, my name's Talon, I'm 1-9, but I think someone else on the team is responsible for
this loss.
Alright Talon, you got this man, maybe in 9 more lives you'll get another kill.
Almost talent, good work, son.
Plants out, I'm holding flank.
there is brother this game is so fucking retarded and I hate it I can't stand
this fucking game how am I losing that I don't get it last long last was long
Maybe you'll get a kill this round Talon you got this I believe in you
You work real hard keep shooting real straight. I think you got this
one's up mid
Let's rotate, rotate.
Need to carry suck my whole dick.
Go race some cars.
How in the fuck can someone move like Talon and shoot to the right of the of an individual
and get headshots, but I can't kill someone when I aim at their fucking body.
This guy just full spring and getting headshots.
No idea where he's aiming and it's working.
Bro bring back bring back regular CS. This shit sucks. This Val-O blueprint of a fucking game is ass.
Bring back the OG Counter Strike, man.
But you actually had to stop your feet for your bullets to go anywhere, correct?
I know they're gonna- okay.
There's an off long.
Flash Talon.
Ba ba ba ba...
SAIL!
Who knows, Chad? Maybe we're a CS. Maybe we're a CS. Maybe we're a CT team.
I'm probably gonna go long, I have to guess.
Wait, what did they say?
the
holding a
the
death
I
Watch bang
Where CT side of team boys. Oh, well, maybe not
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
they're up and through already
up and through everyone dead
Red Cherry!
First game!
of
the
back boys huh what if dream with me dream with me what do we think they go
here a right where they just rush it be
Actually, I think they're gonna push mid.
It's worked for them a couple times.
Cat smoked.
wasn't pretty but it worked wasn't pretty but it worked we'll take it
wasn't pretty but he got the job done it's all that matters that is all that
matters
that's moved
very good we have enough to do now
zero to hero the comeback lock in boys lock in not too late a little late it's
not too late. I love that there's just random. I love that there's a random piece of wood
Preventing me from moving the way I want
So sick
Dude, I can't stand this fucking game. I don't know how any of you guys play this for fun shit hurts me
Nice round boys I
Think it's a lot to do with just map awareness, bro
Like I don't understand what my legs are hitting whenever I'm walking back there.
Is there like a like an awning or something? Like what's stopping me from moving?
That's a car.
There's gonna be another ATG, don't be.
of
the
death
of
the death of
Hold on! Hold the fucking phone! This might be doable. Hold on!
We do have a late-mid peak here. It sucks.
One mid-doors orange once cat
We have a rotated
He's on side there was two in the exact Yo great job.
It's already on B you got this
Well your whole team died over there, so I would think it was kind of self-explanatory that shot
It is the next one it is to the next one what can you do?
What can you do?
Form it up though!
Since the bit too high, no. We had it a little bit lower yesterday and it was ace!
Okay, oh purple. I will take. I will take. How about a gold?
How about a gold? Just a knife? Just an emerald butterfly?
Oh, we're asking for. Can you even get an emerald out of Dreams
Nightmares or is that chroma? What are we chasing for right now?
Gold? No. I've been a cool gold-polder. A butterfly emerald? Got it. That's like, that's
this. Only get the vote on two. Ain't shit new. I'm down with banning those. Yo, APEX,
thank you so much for the five months, baby. I appreciate you, dude. Tried to speak it
into existence? Uh, yeah. Fuck yeah. Yeah, I'll go play Mirage. I'm in on that vibe.
I am in on that vibe!
Feel it, feel it!
Yo, Apex, thank you again, man!
So, look, you AKELO is crazy, just remember, as bad as you think I am, I've been global
elite not once, but twice in my lifetime.
Face it, level nine, ESEA, speed plus as well.
And think of how shit I am, and I'm still better and climb farther than you have.
that insane where we live in yo how we doing that just means anyone can do it
mid-mid-mid
Lock in!
Alright, first game of the day, actual game.
One on the end.
One's in doorway.
He's out of market.
That's what's gonna be a market here.
Yeah!
That wasn't the one I needed, so I don't know where to get that.
multiple people face it yes globally no well the second time the first time yes
second time no
I just hate whenever I have people like this on my team that just perfumes to continue to walk.
Okay.
Can I get a fire?
Ooh, can I get a fire?
Ooh.
Oh.
Did that go real bad?
Ooh!
Can I get a fire?
Ooh.
We're on fire.
Stairs
And that's it that's thank you
I'll struggle so much
I think we've mixed it up every time, you know?
Yeah, but they're ass, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Everyone said fuck you, Hutch.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
take some dominance pushing through a going towards our spawn right now
we're not gonna talk about those shots
I think I'm gonna cut off.
Blackback!
I'm going to blackback.
Yup.
like that that's the kind of shit that makes me absolutely
lose my fucking mind is when someone walking headshots me into a crouch
headshot I hate that shit man because I know I can't do it no matter how many
Many times you can give me a hundred opportunities if I dared try to move with a gun out.
That shit would go to Vietnam.
I gotta drop a milio?
one dead window and one dead connector, where do we go?
window?
oh my god
of
the
death of
death of
death of
death of
I'm not a good player.
Oh, let her out.
You're the best.
We're the best.
We're the best.
Very nice.
Yeah, that's a spot where I never pull you to a lab, by the way.
Hey, I need a good...
...and a yes.
I always get up to use the restroom.
It's downstairs.
Realt this guy.
It takes a bit too long. I'm just gonna go.
Fuck yeah man Motherfucker
So civil? American? Like in ACS? You're on crack. That was not.
Wood 2.
Wood 2.
I
Guys try to get some juice right now
I just needed myself from all my health
I hear one jungle.
I get.
Kill him, he's on your right.
That's why I get for missing.
He got D.
That'll be okay.
Maybe we walk out B this time?
Uh, let's do it.
I did six damage to him.
Yeah, I did 94, so you're welcome. Just kidding.
Yeah, I just tickled him. Yeah, I just tickled him with the bomb.
Like a name.
Right, but he's got a mark here.
I'll win this round.
I'm pushing mid.
I'm on Molly back.
Oh, nevermind.
He got him!
He got his cat on mark, dude.
There he is.
He's a good plan, yeah.
I'm on hold window.
Oh, orange got up.
I got him.
I lit him off my kit.
Well, they got their first one.
I didn't even crouch. What are you talking about? I literally didn't even crouch on that spray.
Can I get a five cap?
I've got an 8k action.
Oh yeah, I'll take it. Thank you.
No, if I would have crouched it would have missed everything.
This guy crouched his d-incs in one test, man.
this is how the game works
I made some shit and I'm dead for a bunch of us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Throw into my bank!
I'll throw my-
Bombing!
Take my back!
Throw his bombs!
Get out of here!
Fuck, man.
I saw my last one.
Fuck it.
Auto-cyclo-egg and shovel-boys.
Set up time.
ffff
ffff
oh my gil-
i accept the star guy
ffff
i spent it
oh it has been planned
lost a note
ffff
it's fine
going to get it
terrorists win
damn that's a rough picture
jesus
the duck face and yeah I'm blessed oh yeah sheesh
thank you sir oh I took it okay I on I right okay I radically three big foot
Sightings were hutch on a camping trip
I saw one ticket one ticket
Why can't I hit this ground
Why can I hit this bro
I didn't know he was there dude
I have some crazy kills now
absolutely bad happy birthday to Gainar that's awesome chat make sure you guys
with L gang know happy birthday keep grinding remember your share the 200k
it's it's the only thing getting me through these games is the only thing
getting me through these games
I see.
Last marker.
He's saving on last round.
to the school. They can
be killed.
Yeah,
already won AT&T. Yeah, but we said it before.
AT&T is notorious for randomly double points the last week.
You know, they did it in Fortnite after the Fortnite pros, like absolutely smothered everyone with points.
They then did double the double points. I think another year they did to
I'm gonna be with my those we cannot go into the last week with we've already won we can't
I
See
There we go
Are you shooting me I was about to say what the fuck up no armor
I've signed my tits
Sign my titties
I'm pushing that I just grow like I just can't like my brain I want to play a
a certain way but I just lack the fucking ability right now. I should have been a 4k man.
In the smoke. Inside of that smoke for sure.
Like all of them are lit. Every last one of them I was just,
just could not have shot someone to save my life. 75 and 392 and 4. Fuck man.
It's a knife worth. I don't know bro. I've had it for a while. I'm not too sure I think
The howl is for sure the the worth the most in my inventory
I think this is second most butterfly and then the gold maybe I don't know
I'm dead
I just don't I just can't wait to come for it
No tater I got no idea
Yeah, we should yeah, we should say let's just push mid push mid on a save then we buy next
Rock the same knife because when I walk rock the butterfly knife I find myself always moving it
around and shit you know I don't know why reload I'm forgetting how this game works
rotate back to A we're gonna be there
if I could be
fuck
yeah
going flashbang
why did I take one bench?
so after benches
save that shoot
who's rich?
how did you make your money man?
what?
what?
I never felt so poor in my life
who had that?
purple
purple where do you get the money to buy that?
I sell my body on the internet
how is that not a heady i don't understand right side behind that uh that yeah right there
I don't have enough money, bro here. Here you go. I won't go armor. There you go. I
I need a buy though, you know smore can I get a buy oh I got wonder mark
Just whiffing no more, not even close. GG's, guys.
Just whiff central from your boy.
Third game's it.
This is when we lock in, guaranteed.
This is when we lock in, boys.
After this knife.
After this knife.
Another purple!
Yo, this batch of cases, I've never gotten more purples in my life.
And a pink!
And a purple!
Holy shit.
I'm so due.
Gold is around the corner. It has to be.
Cables are hot as fire.
Yo, whoever wastes the last second to accept a cue, go fuck yourself.
I'm gonna go pee!
Let's roll.
We got new fuck are you kidding me
I
Hate this map
What up, bro
How you doing
Hello
door
No, I'm not
Hold up
or not, don't hold it at all.
He flashed it, that's completely my bad.
I just didn't want to stare at the flag.
You're good.
Yo, Claude, thank you so much for the $50 Super Chat, baby.
Absolutely, man.
My pleasure.
Nice team, we got this in the bag.
Hell yeah, we do, Ed-Ed's.
Yo, probably a stacked.
What's that, bro?
You're in the very stacked.
Oh, thanks, man.
They're pushing behind us.
I looked at the map. Oh, I looked at the map.
Oh, it's Moe again.
We have Moe in...
Is it the game before last or was the last game?
Souvenirs can be traded up now?
Wait, I think I actually have a shit ton of souvenirs.
Oh my god, I do.
uh... well i think i have some
and my
hot damn
hello i'm new here
fuck you
Just kidding, welcome.
Nooo!
Hey.
Hey.
You got your way stopped by an average fanboy.
Oh, hurry up, boy.
God, bro, that's a rough look.
I won't tell anyone.
All right, these guys suck outside every round.
secret I like it take the egs I might be one of my friends by the way he's
the same as Cloaksy, I think it's probably him.
He's got an average furry.
Yes.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Yeah, that's not good, man.
walk it though maybe I know whatever you want
I said I was pissing them off you definitely pissed now
coming down louder careful
he's holding directly in front of the scout now underneath these three left
What the fuck am I watching?
What the fuck was that, man?
we need outdoor smoking go down that possibility give me a second boys I can't go down I don't
I don't know where I am.
They're so bad.
I like that bitch.
What the fuck?
I can't get in.
Oh.
What the actual fuck?
This shit's not real man.
These people aren't real.
Like this...
It's fucking unbelievable.
guys guys guys guys guys you just have to walk in
I'm getting beat by average fin boy.
We bait.
Hopefully win the round.
Let's go.
I have been in a you got this man got this banana
5 banana.
5 banana.
Oh, he won.
My god.
5 banana.
5 banana.
Nice.
Let's see if there's a bomb.
So what's the better way to go out there?
Is it going through a door, smoking garage, and then fighting?
I feel like going through where I went through is terrible.
he wasn't even on my screen when he hit me in the head
he wasn't even on my screen
You hate this game? Oh, CSGO? Yeah, I fucking, dude, I can't stand this game. But we gotta
get ready for Thursday, bro. We gots to get ready for Thursday. I like survival games,
man. Traction literature, stuff like that. These types of games, it's not my jam, man.
to be I used to really like this game but to repetitive
I'ma flash that for you, swing it.
Why do I play for my team?
I don't know.
It's absolutely useless to play for my team.
Only one of those bullets actually hit as well.
That's so brutal.
We're about Thursday $200,000 AT&T tournaments come into a close.
This Thursday is the last week of the tournament.
We're currently at first.
We should, if it's just on should, win no matter what, but it wouldn't be crazy for
AT&T to do double points not good enough to hold that with an AK
I
Where in the fuck did you come from what the fucking shit
What did you say?
Now not just looking at that area and nothing was there?
What the hell was that?
I check it, nothing, check, nothing, turn, he's there.
Oh my timing man.
kill cams will be cold and that will never happen in counter strike too much information
the kill cam it wouldn't work
that's
that's
one just went down
I'm defusing
one of the
This is a win.
Okay, eight to three.
One more round would be very, very nice for the squad here.
One more round would be very nice for the squad here.
I say something.
I mean, this is the most non-negative way possible.
Three less round by you two.
I absolutely hate one of our great people
on my team like Skyline.
Every single round I have to watch him trying 1v3 because he refuses to not bake the entire squad
We go out a
Heaven heaven how the fuck was he having
I think the ladder went down the ladder through ramp, walked behind me, Bullshit!
I think he was calling out the guy I killed.
200k is pretty serious, uh, yeah it's fucking serious bro, it's crazy.
Outside.
Listen, if you ain't getting excited about a $200,000 tournament and the potential of
winning $20,000 per person after it's split up, that's insane.
I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know. I don't know. My aim's terrible.
Feels bad. Split 10 ways, so the 100,000 is split one way, the other 100,000 is split
between all the other teams I've lost. Why do I still have this time out shit on my screen?
it's pissing me off brother the fuck is going on man I just called everyone
everybody's gonna deny it so
hot for aim laps yeah yeah you're on fucking method fed amines if you think
I'm gonna do aim laps
Okay, that's a little fun day.
There we go, there's two, nice, go team.
There we go. There's two. Nice. Go team. There we go. Winnable. Lock in. Why is everyone
here who ended stream who ended stream some it got off early again whoa what's
going on with that guy we all pissing them off
I
Was brothers in town. Oh, I'm cooked
Rain is still checking their fucking flank bro. Oh my god
Mother what is this guy playing on a poster?
That's off so I can feel good about myself I
Got ramp solo whoever's going ramp go anywhere else
the
what up baby
all nice
I'm feeling right there under that napkin
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death of
are you going to come to the door knock knock knock knock okay oh seven op donated
I'm about to fuck you.
All right?
You better watch it.
Is Pino good at CS?
Yeah.
Pino's kind of like me where he's
he can handle himself and any FPS,
but CS really just comes down to play in it.
That's it. Thank you, baby.
You want to get good at CS? Play it.
If you don't play it, you're not going to be good.
One's on the silo.
Are they outside? I'll give up around.
Yeah, one's outside, though.
I'm watching cross.
It's a good idea.
what the fuck where did that go boys
I got a name for it.
What do you think they got in those big old silos?
Bint.
Bint.
Well, I'm not gonna lie.
It looks like he's playing on a toaster from the mid-1800s.
And he has 500 hours in the game.
Yeah, so I think he's just struggling a little bit, gentlemen.
Moving, moving.
Hope he's back.
Welcome back.
All right.
Going slow.
Feature E.
How are you?
went down to the vents
I'm on the silo
What do we think here where they going oh my god everyone's dead holy shit
I don't know what's taking them so fucking long to play.
save the alex
we have fucking so much money boys
oh that's save the alex we have two people with over 10,000
space dollars of synths and saving up
We have to try we're gonna have opportunities like that in tournament. We gotta we gotta at least give our damn just
We gotta at least give it a gang to give it a try
Stay strong
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
was I was in flow state. I mean, bro, what do you do? There's five surviving on an eight
push, you know, like, only if you know. He deserves it.
I'm going to throw you three or four times.
GG!
GG, love ya, Hudge. Who would've thought?
Who would've thought? Who would've fuckin' thought?
who would have thought every time they got those really good plants off who
would have fucking thought
go go go go
I don't know about being do I don't know about that John know what I am you know what I do
know is, is that we are playing Counter-Strike tonight with the group, but do we go run one
game a league and then I jump off and then I get back on for the night time games?
Do we do that?
I don't know how any of you guys play this game for more than an hour like I truly like
all these people who are able to play this game for 10,000 15,000 hours and still love
it and still broke. I don't know how you do it. I would want to pull my dick off of my
body, freeze it, I let down to a shank and stab myself in the neck with it and play this
game all day long.
You don't have to file it needle big. That's insane. That's insane
Open these cases
As
Time is a six o'clock Shiza ass come on case
But better than playing the aisle fuck you the aisles great you watch your mouth when
you talk about the aisle even though the last two days has been an absolute miserable time
You watch your mouth.
By the way, chat, those Raptors.
I killed us yesterday.
The one that was listening to the stream and then murdered the guy who was telling us that the guy was sus
While in the same group as the raptor they just came back and said that they
Can't confirm that he was sniping so we're not getting the wrecks back. I
Don't even know what to say
I don't even know what to say about that.
Stop to count!
We have a video of we have you a video stabbing the guy but we cannot clearly see how you
were stabbed no charges listen listen bro I'm just gonna be honest
We got to find a different server to play on, I think.
I think it might be time.
Is there any other servers that is even an option, though?
I mean, this is the second time we had the one rex that was almost full grown where the two staggos were walking across the map turned around sat in two bushes and killed us.
that they said that weren't sniping, which is the most brain
dead retarded shit I've ever seen. And then now we have this
time where the guy was literally listening to stream and then
killed the dude he was playing with for talking to us in
chat. And it's still it's still not enough. I don't know what is
enough at that point.
Okay, what point is it? You know?
Like, does the guy have to kill me going my chat and say, I
just killed you in game my name is this this is how I did it here's the knife
here's the blood
I
The glove didn't fit
We left arc to get away from this I did
Well, we're gonna look around tomorrow, let's see if we can't find another server to play on
We play purple as you have, and ball tomorrow.
Good answer.
Yes, play that play, CS3.
They're all A, 2h.
I don't know. I don't know. Am I shooting at shoulders? Where are those bullets going?
I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to get to the top of the map.
you
I
Coming oh my gosh the team one last round what the fuck
Incident had a man's love that
They're planting.
Big motion with some motion.
Yo, what up big sexy?
How you doing?
Chillin bro.
In hell playing this game.
I know how you guys do it.
How are you?
I got him.
Nice level.
Yeah, hell yeah.
parable smoke from your boy
outside
throwing flashbang
Yeah, yellow, what the fuck is your skin collection there?
Here, eh?
Well, there's one marshmallow and one below marshmallow outside.
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
are we reporting no no no I'm just I'm yapping to him I'm basically I just
explain the situation and yeah I'm just yapping my recent message was so
unless someone says I am sniping you hutch there's no point to report over
It's aggravating man. It's like the third time this shit has happened and we have all of the the content creators
You play on the server as well in my chat going that was weird. That doesn't make any sense
If the all-knowing admins who know everything are so smart they come up with a different conclusion every single fucking time
Well, you know what it feels like, Adam?
It feels like I'm getting the vibes.
I've dealt with admins like this before, where I'm getting the vibes of everyone matters
the most out of anything that ever existed.
So even whenever you report things that do make sense and that are string sniping, we're
still going to deny it because everyone is more important than you are because you're
a streamer and we don't, we don't, we just think you're yapping a bunch of hoopla.
I just I'm getting the the feeling that it's not streamer server
You no matter how damning the information is unless the person quite literally says I am slapping you and it's me
We they're not gonna get banned these boys. I'm survived. I'm getting
the
for sure
I just gave away Zach's location if I'm Zach I'm saying fuck you hudge
two ramp, one and a half
I
Suck bro, I just I can't one good. I can't move the way I want
I don't know, Adam. I have a feeling I'm going to have to do something there as well, which
fucking blows I say I'm gonna do is have to make an aisle server but looking
like it's yet another another unfortunate circumstances that's gonna
force me to do any of them
I don't know, Razer.
That guy's uh, Eddie.
Nice.
Kev, I don't want to have to make a server, bro.
I hate that that is the solution every damn time.
It's ain't good!
It's ain't good!
A picture of the viewer listings.
Alright, I'll sift through the 11,000 people who are watching to find the specific guy
who was dumb enough to make his steam name the same as his YouTube, Twitch, or KikU username,
and then we can get him banned and I can get a dino back.
Sounds good.
why not thing left
Oh, he got one he got traded damn
One's gonna come in line.
Oh!
Damn! Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Hmm
Say stay above 2k and you'll be fine G round
Confident for Thursday. Hell well am I confident my team? Yes, am I confident my own abilities? Hell no, bro
But we're gonna play some more tonight we'll play some more tomorrow, we're just gonna we'll get to the point where we're competent for sure
Going on secret.
Yeah, off outside.
That's creepy.
Going in.
Oh
I'm behind one show
I
Have more than you as well man
Don't we go outside with this up? Is that where they're off again? Where they often marshmallow or down low?
Got it
yes chef yes chef are they holding the gap and then swinging it are they just
sitting in the gap to you big cool
Oh, that's so unfortunate.
One's tucked in, next event.
Tucked next event.
Jumping makes me feel bad.
Two nades are badly timed?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're very badly timed.
I agree.
I just don't really know when to throw nades.
I think that's where I struggle most, is like, I'm so god-awful with you two.
And I just don't have the patience.
Like I'm holding that it's a free kill, but instead I pull an eight out for no reason and he crosses for free
They cross
Let me hold it me hold it
There we go, low something, low something, low something.
We'll take that, sure, sure.
Little four-piece chicken nugget with a side of fries, large diet coke, three apple pies,
double cheeseburger, mustard and ketchup only.
Give me a diet coke for later as well, large.
Nothing's better than that.
some shit. Got any spicy nuggets? Give me a four count. Pretty please. Don't forget to
make chicken. Pick that in the double cheeseburger. Make a make gang bang. Lock in.
No, hutch. Hutch! Hutch! What the fuck are you aiming, hutch? You aiming at fucking God
I did the sky? Where are you aiming at?
Sorry, I had to yell at myself. Apologies, I don't like you guys having to hear me yell at myself like that.
Yeah, what is that right under it?
I don't know.
Hey!
Take this, wall!
Oh, I just hit the fucking I too.
Oh
I'm going to play valorant brother unless I I should watch the way I talk valorant a great game and I
I am looking so forward to hopefully an opportunity that I get to work with Valorant in the future.
Of course, bro.
yeah gotta be careful
let's go out door bro and start
fucking
anybody afford yo hosh grab a grenade and blow the door off
who the score
ass
hutch has a micro penis
who would have thought
yet another one of my wonderful members of the community in my game
God, I'm so lucky to have all of you guys watching me every day. It's such a great time.
Somebody! Orange! You blind fucks! Shoot him!
One half in, one outside.
Cool shot there
Yes, peanut is playing the stream tonight. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Okay boss
We got it, we can do it!
Fuck!
You're dead!
I don't...
I don't...
Stand! This game!
Fuck!
I
Suck it's over. This is LG. I gotta get off. I can't play this shit. I can't play this shit
This game fucking sucks dick, and I hate it
And I hate that I suck at it
of
the
death of
death
of
She's back to the site.
Hey, Orange, can you...
Last one to ramp.
Heaven?
Walk back towards ramp.
I'm known. I've been a ramp.
I say K.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I have no words to tell you what the fuck is wrong with me. I don't know. I don't know. Something. That's for sure.
for sure something's wrong with me multiple disabilities and I just don't
know which one is it's the right one I don't know which one is is the one
of
the
death of
the
death of
I
Can when a bow
of
of
of
of
of
of
I don't know, I don't fucking get it bro, this game is fucking dog shit.
It's the worst game I have ever played in my entire life and I fucking hate this shit.
I hate this game, there ain't nothing fun about it.
There's an MP9 from across the map and somehow his bullets go straight but my bullets go
into a fucking blender like I'm at Planet Smoothie!
What the fuck?
Yeah, it'll happen!
On site, back site.
They don't know where you are. Keep crouching.
What was that?
Fucking comicality file.
No way man.
Who the fuck waits on site?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, fuck up.
No more talking.
Now we fight.
I'm challenging, I'm challenging this guy until I hit him. I don't care.
There's my team. They're just hanging out in lobby, sucking each other fucking dicks.
No, it doesn't count. It was close range close and mid-range. It doesn't matter unless they're sitting on top of a fucking headshot angle
It's long range long range is what I care about and what I
The world at great shots
I'm shooting each other.
The fog of war.
Good round team.
I'm proud of each and every single one of you.
round boys good round we're going back to ramp I don't care don't look at me
don't talk to me if I lose this fight again I'm a punch myself in the face
and Dan Clancy bans me for it I'm gonna be pissed lock in what rank are you
You banned that guy?
YEEEAH!
YEEEAH!
MOVE!
Shotgun Lobby.
worth did my job did my job did my job worth
Warf, Warf, Warf it, Warf.
I'm in secret.
has been planted.
Is it something single?
A GJ! A GJ! A GJ!
A very goog! Very goog!
Oh my god, I've got 340 points!
Woohoo!
Nice!
I'm looking how much.
I love you.
Woohoo!
Dad, do we do one more game of CS or of League of Legends?
One more game, where are we going?
Are you alright?
Boss.
Coach.
Boss.
Mods make the poll.
Mods make the poll please.
I'm not going to be able to
This ain't a pole. This is a
bathtub. Votes up voter forever.
Hold your peace. If you don't
or we stay either one
YouTube come and vote hurry up kick come and vote hurry up
good
While this is a close battle, I am definitely losing hundreds of viewers if I swap to League.
That's for sure.
It's been a lot of pissed off people.
Can you guys make up your damn minds?
Why is, brother, why is our community more split than the US and politics?
is going on every poll we have is split down the fucking middle why can't we all just have
the same opinions oh my god it's actually so close
I love how we have like 10,000 people between all platforms and we have 600 votes for whoever
isn't voting your piece of shit. Okay. You could be the deciding vote. Your vote matters.
Brothers no way!
Yo dude, that's crazy.
Alright, let's go.
See you tomorrow you guys are assholes, bro
I
Don't leave don't leave if you love us
Don't leave if you love us. No if it was CS you wouldn't be asking for a recount. That's not how it works
See you tomorrow you guys are assholes, bro
Oh man.
Yeah, oh, man, we want to turn the camera off sorry baby sugar baby alright one game
Let's go!
Yeah, I'm sippin' on that thing.
You need to pick up all these- all the water you need.
Probably four hours.
It's awful.
Ma- ma-
Oh, hi. What's this?
Is this a rose?
I think a boy.
Top wants to swap me.
Eat shit and die in game, of course.
Who sits in here too?
I'm blue.
Oh, you're blue.
Come on.
I love you. I love you.
All right, love you. It's my last game and I'll be in there
We're gonna go walk
Why are you getting them excited?
What hey boo won't go you won't go for a walk. That's what you want. Oh
What
What blue come here blue come here go over here come here
Well never mind
Malfight it's all over already Chad. Do we play vi into mouth fight or is that a throw?
Love you
It's my in the mouth fight a throw
I don't know how we got last big but we did
kind of dogs at an Alaskan Husky.
It's not feeling like a throw anymore.
for sure. Really? I do play a little bit of Silas on that. I want that. Man, Silas is
D tier? Why is Sylas D tier right now? Do all Sylas players suck balls?
Wait, does that mean I suck balls?
Everybody! Everybody!
Come on! Come on!
I don't know what this build is.
He's stupid.
I want to bully that mouth bite.
I'm going to start bot.
What can they do to me that they have not done?
Stop it in hot!
We are on the verge of plaid.
That's why people actually want to watch me play league in the first place.
We are incredibly close to hitting Claw, like, right on the border.
What do I do here?
This?
Oh my gosh, wait.
Where's the mouth fight?
It's a mouth fight jungle?
Boss? Well, I'm happy about my counter.
Oh
In here, uh-huh in here
I'm on it!
Yeah, yeah
The first right no W first
No, I miss bro
Nice worth
I was born a mage, the marcia made me a criminal.
Bot lane's looking okay, mid lane is doing great, stacking and not dying, that's all
that matters.
Bot lane got a kill, we had to flash for it which we didn't need to do but, part of it.
bot lane fight here.
No more kings, no more queens, no more mage seekers, it all ends now.
They're doing good right now.
I know, I don't know if you guys heard, my wife was yelling at me for not bringing enough
water to that.
They're doing great right now.
Good evil
We get scuttle now fight down there they're wasting his time
There's no way.
Time to craft some weapons.
Let's level the playing field.
Watch for the mud what the fuck was that
Then an ad
No
I am no traitor.
I am no traitor.
I am no traitor.
I am no traitor.
No!
So bad, yo, THN, THN, I want you to know something, do you want to hear it, you want to know what
You wanna know what I know?
Fuck you!
That's what I know!
How about that?
Maybe I E back in, W, oh yeah, E's up son, what you doing business, worth?
I think the correct play there is to
We actually play smart now see my skill here gets scuttle. I don't really care about grubs
Yeah, I know I think the the correct play was to e him into a W
I I just blanked out over him having the ability to give me there. I don't know why
Where's the Scuttle at?
No, can I get a Ward there maybe?
I mean where else is he going to go?
he second he's second oh my god top lane live oh he's dead
maybe not
I think Caitlyn's dead here.
Maybe I can save?
No!
No!
Hit any hunch! Hit any hunch!
Sweeper, thank you.
Oh, they can drag off that.
Fuck.
Even death cannot change me.
Hit and E, hit and E, man.
man it's all i gotta do
I'm a man without a country, perhaps I'll take this.
And I lie, has been slain.
This is what I'm doing, bruh.
Fuck you bitch.
Was that worth me ulting for?
Absolutely not, but I just wanted to deny the flash.
I wanted to get that kill secured.
my ult is so quick it's like
There you are.
Kalein's dead as well.
I can't move I couldn't move I got silent so I couldn't need
I just died.
Orn let's top lane walk over for free.
Viper can't do much.
I just gotta farm.
AFK farming.
drag GG's nice I mean double ulting me in that situation is kind of insane but
What do we get?
Get of art as well, maybe I don't know
That's it.
This Ash has my number too. She is perfectly tracking me.
Oh
Unfortunate really
I
Hey, I want to get to finally see you you motherfucker
Where'd you where'd you go when you were walking down the fucking lane?
Five fucking seconds ago. Where the hell did you go? You should go to go see them. What'd you go see?
Where'd you? You ain't saw the scenery over in my jungle?
Where'd you go?
Drag up in 10
I
Another game sadly
Yeah, I wish it wasn't a free drag I really do
2
chains build revolutions
one link at a time
oh jeez that's unbelievable
I don't I just I failed to understand what we are doing
We have we're getting nothing in return top lane we're getting nothing in return mid lane
No one's at drag there's four of us killing a fucking top laner and that was before the
drag was even being taken I don't I just don't I'm feeling to understand what what was going on
No way he cleared his uh, his side, no way.
way he cleared this over. Oh, they're fighting.
Good.
That's already taken. Fuck me. This is a back. I gotta finish this.
Yes guys let's take the power that we have absolutely no minions up it's a
great idea I should have thought about that this guy doing
their shackles are now my weapons
they're right here
Nothing. He gets away with it bro. Fucking kill me man. Cannot believe we let him get
away with that.
Our full team was up as well.
They're on it.
Okay, see if I can't steal this
my neck when it moves. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. As I said, I just, I don't
Have any idea what the fuck my team is doing truly. I have zero clue
I think this is another gift. I mean we can't we can't we can't
We just can't
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
I just, I fail to understand what she's doing, I don't know, what are we doing?
so far behind I don't know. DD7, DD, he's swarming on point league. I don't know.
But she is so juice, bro, for absolutely fucking nothing.
I don't know, I don't know, I play this much, I'm taking Silas out of the fucking options.
I can't play Silas.
The amount of ease I miss this game should be a crime in multiple countries.
Another one to that list add another one to that list
I just don't really, yeah it's a great back right there Vigil, let's see who gets there
first.
Eat em.
When do I get a power spike chat, am I just so far behind that it just like doesn't exist?
I
Make stacks as I got have every demarcy and I can't I don't even know where to check that
What can they do to me that they have not done
I mean I'm the only one that matters, I'm the only one that matters on the map.
If I had a dollar for every time I got triple ulted, I'd have at least $5.
All that minion block that Q that would have been sick.
On his side.
Dude.
be clean.
Power spike.
Keep going, keep going.
Oh shit, never mind.
We defend, we defend, we defend.
Got dragged up in 40.
My whole team is going to be up and that is soul.
Okay.
Okay.
oh shit never mind we defend we defend we defend I drag up in 40 he's gonna be up
And that is soul
Jove lane shove lanes, I don't think it's even like an opportunity to steal right
We just give this shot
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Holy shit
I'm gonna go straight to that Baron and in the game
And go straight to that Baron and in the motherfucking game hundred percent
There she blows.
Honk her down boys.
It's about to go down.
Honk her, honk her, honk her.
Honk her, honk her burning death.
I'm here.
I'm here.
He's about to have triple in his minions walking down the pipe soon
There's also I want
I got triple also yet again my team might win it because of it
Oh, it's over.
Mini is too strong, bro.
Gidges of Gidges.
We should've stayed on Counter-Strike.
We should've stayed on CS, dammit.
Fuck!
I don't even want to see my damage. I was so useless.
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho! Band me! Band me never again!
We are never playing Silas again. Band me.
And the and the Silas I've never played it again. I'm sorry. Don't look at me. I love you chat
Thank you for hanging out today
Never playing Silas again. That's all me boss. Sorry boss
That's all me boss. Sorry boss. I will say I did get quadruple ulted
I'm gonna up the amount of volts used on me quintuple ulted a hundred times
Okay, not at all my fault now not all my fault. Yeah, I love you. I appreciate you
I'll see y'all on everybody's stream tonight. Probably gonna be joining up playing some legal or not legal edge owns
I'm kind of strong, but I will see you guys tonight. I love you chat later dudes. Peace