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["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
I love the wind
I feel like a freight train running I'm that hurricane-tankin'
I feel like a bone of bad bloodin' What are we gonna do?
This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start sucking some dick.
We need a hero.
We need a hero.
That's close because he has no bitches and no job.
He kills whatever we can,
because again he has no bitches and no job.
We need a hero!
I'm the hero.
I'm holding out for a heel.
Call me end of the night.
He's gotta be strong.
He's gotta be fast.
He's gotta be dressed for the fight.
I'm the hero.
I'm out of time, I'm here until the morning light
It's gotta be strong, strong like a gun
And it's gotta be fire, it's gotta be light
It's gotta be fire
And when I sit at night in my wild side
I'm just being your knowledge, someone reaching back to me
Wasting all my time, never ending rising with the beat
It's gonna take you
I don't know if I'm wrong, but I need to make a plan
I'm cool when I'm here, but I need to prove
That I'm not the best friend, but I need to keep the team
I'm cool when I'm walking, but I can't even ask you to stop
I need you, I need you, I need you
I need to know the sign that you saw my soul
I don't know what's coming to me, but I need you
I know what's coming to me, but I need you
here maybe along the uh oh you liar you liar
no you son of a bitch
this is for you you son of a bitch
three big balls look at what you've done to this you got a big dick
restaurant hogan's hangout okay you sing oh yeah i feel a little bit
You can sing. Yeah. Yeah Ripley's mom she's very great when you're in a five
mile radius of her you can smell that pussy stink oh yeah that stink and I
have all them people saying get down on it get down on it
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty dude, what should I do?
Like the straights!
Goooooooooooood! Good morning, gentlemen!
Good morning! Good morning! Good morning! Good morning!
Hello! Hello! Good day! Good morning! Good day! Good day! Hello!
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, bonjour, hello, hello, hello, we're going
on everybody, hello.
White shirt, keep it consistent, keep it fucking consistent, keep it consistent, lock in, good
Good morning!
Good morning, good morning, motherf...
Fuck!
You piece of shit!
What up?
Since games are dead, and all,
hell let loose,
Vietnam is having an open beta,
Friday and Sunday.
Well
We will
Listen, I gotta tell y'all something okay, and this is this happened as of about two minutes ago
You know I was I just woke up early morning, you know what I'm saying and
You know, I always go do my passes and I don't know what it is about
about little Nick Merck's, you know, that little small cup size
petite.
Did I say small?
Anyways,
he was sitting there talking about a tournament and apex and he
said, every team is allowed one pro.
One streamer content creator and in simplistic terms
one absolute
Beautiful petite good-looking great diet great head of hair
White teeth
I
Anyways, they needed a golden below player
Yeah, that's me. I'm that guy. I'm that guy. I can be that guy
And it's for $25,000 and you know me a group of loves to compete against something
Especially when the odds is in his favor
You know hey hutch do you want to be carried to win $25,000?
Let me die coax that is
At least five at least
at least five
at least
At the minimum
So they're checking to see if I can join I think I'm gonna be able to I
I mean, I know I'm gonna be able to I haven't played that game at all since it came out
Hutch have you been losing weight hashtag ad hashtag ozympic?
Bro, I'm not sponsored by ozympic
You do not need to put a hashtag ad by asking me a question about ozympic. You fucking methodic
Anyways, anyways, anyways.
Gradescreen, yay!
Yes, unless you want to look at one of those weird windows that the light shines through and you got to move the little fucking thing.
I don't even know how to explain what's behind me.
You don't want to see it though.
It would look like Jesus is coming from the right side of me, which would be pretty magical and majestic, but
Wouldn't be very good for for lighting
Where are you I wish I could tell you sadly there's a bunch of freaks in here that would try to murder me
So I cannot tell you it's I'm undercover
I'm undercover
I'm undercover
I'm under Kava.
Anyways, good morning, everyone.
I hope you guys are all doing well.
We have some decisions to make this morning.
We have some decisions to make this morning.
I know I told you guys we were probably going to start the day with 007.
Well, I forgot.
I told Bosch that we were going to play the aisle today.
So now I'm kind of stuck between a hot spot and a rock hot cock and I don't know which way to go
007 is not shit, but I will say the only thing that has swung me away from 007 currently is
is
I feel like everyone has has people already beat the game
Yeah, I feel like I'm late to the party I feel like everybody else is finishing up cleaning off
And I'm just showing up naked and awkward you know what I mean
It's shit dude 007 is not shit. I was watching yesterday. It looks crazy
Story of my life. Amen, ain't fucking man
Amen
But here's the thing for me
me. There ain't really nothing that's as fun as playing a dinosaur with Bosch Merchant.
I'm just gonna be honest. Listen, I know Dinos for some of you guys is resident sleeper,
but Dinos with Bosch. Now we're cooking with peanut oil. Are you telling me you don't want
to watch that Irish man die on repeat while we survive? I mean, that's the highlight of
my life. Clip Q is now OPPA! Postal clips in a chat. Postal clips. That's gotta be racist.
I'm Irish. I have the card. 60% Irish. 40% Italian. 100% sexy.
Ha-ahem!
100% fat!
Florida, all you do, Florida. All you do, Florida, 727, man. You come in here every day talking shit.
You've been timed out more times than anybody else.
You, all you do is talking shit. You're lucky. I love you.
out of bed yo bitches 200% ginger I am not a ginger it is strawberry blonde
strawberry blonde big difference big difference I have a soul they do not
I don't even know what that means, nor do I understand what anything is going on in this
chat anymore.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
I don't understand.
We're watching clips.
Everyone shut up.
Let's start with the bad and slowly work our way towards the stuff of nightmares number eight the wooden cane many countries today still pun
Nope
Oh dude the t-rex kill yesterday look how scuffed it looks
I'm just fucking the shit out of them.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's a lie.
The friends don't feel like some friends want to leave.
I got no problem seeing them.
I don't know if he's going to make it past the first round on American Idol, but it sounded
okay to me.
Man, shit, I don't mean to be the Debbie down here, but that sounded like shit.
I'll take those. Hey, they get a fucking Joey.
That is the day you wake up your little it's Wednesday.
I'm like, hey, it's hump day.
Who gives a fuck?
Amen. It's hump day.
Amen.
Come out of the fucking cannon, like a fucking missile.
You understand me walking around?
It's hump day.
Fuck you.
Get out of here.
It's better by that.
Just worry about yourself.
Don't worry about life.
Just worry about your fucking self today, OK?
Everything that's going to happen is going to happen.
Wait for what you have to say.
Fuck you.
I hate the music in the background. Fuck you
Dude, you're my second favorite Ptuber, bro, who's number one
This word is, well, which means this word is, well, which means this word is, oh, no,
it's ow.
What would you think?
Let's take a step back for a second.
This word is ow, which means this word is, ow, good.
So obviously this word would be, bow, no, you know, it's bowl.
Oh
Holy dude, what server is this?
The trike is really hurt
The grayish track is really hurt the great T-Rex officer pretty hurt great right my ass to go down great. Oh
What type remains he's getting bit in the ass?
He is getting stuck on all he is
I gotta get out you might be able to tell no he's getting crunched in the back
To T-Rex's are both messed up like not enough. It's not enough the full tracks go down with the trikes full size
I
Don't even know if the tracks were full fully grown. They seem a little small
Clip volume, please is low. Yeah, got you, bro
Kill got a guy I'm actually getting killed by got small hands and no nips dude
I
I
Don't know why he was saying fuck me for I was gonna play ranked today what I did
My dope got checked that I was watching Colt play a little bit and
Dude he
He was just like dude. This is awful
It's like it's just in such a weird spot. I don't understand it all of duty
Just cheaters running rampant
It's miserable I feel like every year just to like kind of rehash it
I feel like every single year cod is going like lower and lower and lower. It's like
The opening is smaller, right? Like when cod releases, it's smaller and then like throughout the year
Like rank play this year. It was immediately like hackers immediately infested it at least like last year like season one the hackers weren't that bad
season two they were
Pretty bad and then after that it was like every single game, but it just feels like every year
It's kind of just like it's on a downward trend, which I hate
They got a fix the cheaters bro because again, I that's every FPS shooter
in existence right now I
I feel like he's losing that fight.
It's not just COD.
Don't get me wrong, COD's fucking terrible,
but I felt like that's everything, no?
I feel like this game, it actually is a decent game, right?
And it just gets ruined.
It just gets fucking ruined.
And I know this year I've been kind of a lot less involved
just because of the baby and you know, it's,
but I hope they fix this shit, bro.
really do. It's not fun anymore. See, I feel like, I feel like that's largely due to the
cheaters though. Like, I feel like, I feel like if there weren't cheaters, it, it wouldn't
be, it would be a lot more fun. Like, it's every single game you go into a game, even
on console. It's like, you just can't trust anything. And it's like, it's so hard to fully
invest yourself in a, in a ranked play game, especially like, if you're playing pubs or
whatever, it's not, it's not that big of a deal. It's obviously frustrating. If you're
playing ranked like you want to know like if that's your rank and right now it's like you could be
a higher rank than you are but you're just playing cheaters so it's like
like you like you want to know like yo am i am i crammed or am i am am i diamond just getting
cheat like you know I'm saying is that a TV up sorry I is that a TV up there too
or you got NFL Redstone going what the fuck is going on I know that's two TVs what's this
This appears at another TV.
Soundproofing.
Yo, can I be honest?
I bought like a bunch of like little soundproofing things
off of Amazon and it's those little blocks.
So I stuck them to the wall and whenever I was streaming
they would just randomly fall off.
Like they just randomly fall off and they take something out.
So I had to take them all off the walls.
Smurfs to I mean smurfs are always gonna be a thing. That's always gonna be it
It's kind of hard to take smurfs out of a game
Making account or they're gonna buy an account for like $5 that already went through the matches like smurfs are always gonna be a thing
I feel like it's kind of impossible to get smurfs away, right?
Set the streaming it must be a sponsored stream. Yeah, no, I mean, I've definitely been doing only sponsored streams, but again, it's like
It's kind of frustrating because
It's not like I'm saying I'm not like yeah, I am I'm doing sponsored streams during the week
But it's like dude. I don't know what the fuck to play like I genuinely don't I
Don't know what to play
It's just such a bad spot
Such a bad state all the big streamers complain about hackers, but continue to complain and still play the game
I mean, yeah, dude like
You got to understand
For streamers, this is their job, you know, how do you want to say quote job whatever but like yeah, it's their income
So yeah, they're gonna keep playing the game
But it's like I mean can you blame them and it's just frustrating because like being around cod for as long as I have
I see it in this like state this kind of sucks not kind of sucks. It fucking sucks. Absolutely fucking me
meat. Sucks the meat. Sucks the meat. Yeah, dude. Cod sucks. I don't know.
No. It's terrible. No. No, I already know. He is exactly like you in every way. No. No.
No, no, no!
You're simply not dedicated enough, Bob Teague.
He's not.
That's why he left.
You know what?
I don't think he has a trip to go anywhere.
I don't think he's going anywhere.
I think he's going over to his kitchen to grab some chocolate milk.
What?
And a couple muffins, and he's sitting his ass down and watching four hours of TV.
That's what's going on here.
You know what he just did?
He just explained himself. I don't even drink milk. I don't even drink milk one time. I came back from a cruise
I cracked that fucker open tilted it back you ever drink chunky milk it changed your life
It makes you not respect the cow no more. I
Tell you something. It's the worst
experience of your life. Have you ever felt your body not it's not even a throw
up it is like the your your your body is going get out of me that's what it
that's what it feels like when you drink spoiled milk I can't ever drink it
I can't. I don't trust milk.
You want to sound crazy?
What?
What?
You have more viewers than the entire Ward Zone category.
Once Osempic is in your bloodstream, it activates the parts of the brain that are
I'm gonna kill you!
Once Osempic is in your bloodstream, it activates the parts of the brain that make you feel full, reducing your appetite.
It also stabilizes your blood sugar, stopping sudden cravings.
Then, it slows down how fast your stomach empties food.
This seal is such a menace that it routinely gets the cops called on him.
Introducing our protagonist, Neil the Seal, a 600 kilo absolute unit of a Southern Elfren
seal from my home state of Tasmania in the land down under.
Who is known for above all else being an absolute fucking menace to polite society.
But despite his crimes, we all still truly love him.
But what are his crimes?
Well see, he seems to just fucking hate traffic cones and clothes have been general, has regularly
has been caught trespassing, has been caught trespassing,
belligerently screaming at locals because they won't give him his fucking fish,
and has been known to just block roads by clopping his fat arse down directly in the middle of them.
However, hands down, the funniest shit he has ever done was just straight-stopping this random lady from going to work.
I shit you not.
This motherfucker crawled out of the ocean, up the beach,
Cross the road, absolutely fucking BODYED this woman's poor letterbox and then proceeded to plant himself
directly in front of her fucking car.
She was then unable to go to work because this half-toned beefcake was camping her driveway for so damn long.
Local news had time to drive out to her house and cover the fucking story.
Now this is a lot of menace for a single sealed course, but the funniest part
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That's crazy.
Everybody, everybody who has hands,
gather around and hold hands.
Everyone who has a penis, gather around and hold penises.
I just wish Warzone was more like,
dude, nobody wants to watch Warzone and it's just kind of depressing, bro.
Nobody wants to watch Warzone.
to watch right now is like Grimm's competitive shit. If anybody wants to watch. Why don't
you play ranked? I mean, dude, it's the same type of thing. Nobody wants to watch. I mean,
I know you guys want to see me play ranked just because you guys want to see me get my
feet in. But I mean, bro, everything that I hear about is just so overwhelmingly negative.
It's just, it's hard to like want to get into it when a none of my friends are playing it.
be everything that I've heard about it is just overwhelmingly bad.
It's like, yeah, we guys got to understand something.
Listen, I know you all are giving scum hell, but listen, you got to understand
something scum ain't just some regular fucking guy.
This is scum.
This is the king.
This is the gang is kind of call of duty.
The all hail that taken over the lands.
You know what I mean?
like this is the guy and his game and his developers of his game and the just everything
has gone to shit.
He went and had a baby came back and everything was stolen the grain, the cattle and the livestock,
all of it's gone.
I'd be pissed too.
I mean, hell, me being equal skill, me being equal skill
in a lot of games, you know, is I can relate.
I would talk off in the arc Raiders.
They call me this scum of arc Raiders.
Some do.
Somewhere someone probably did it some point.
They might have had a disability, but that doesn't matter.
Somebody did that.
And I get it.
Scump, Hutch, League of Legends climb.
That would actually be kind of crazy, you know?
He wouldn't want to do that, though.
He doesn't have the hours to sink into it.
He got a little buy-by, he don't got the hours.
Bought a wasted opportunities in gaming,
but when all the companies shut down in a few years,
gaming might be good again.
They ain't never gonna shut down, bro.
You don't know how the world works.
You don't know how the world works, bro.
There's too many multi-quadrillionaires
that's gonna bail them out so that they can develop
the next card because they have a history.
let me tell you how the world works.
The world works when they got people with billions of dollars
and they would rather invest in a company
that has dropped the ball for nine years in a row
instead of investing some 25 year old young man
who has an idea that could be worth even more money.
That's the reality.
Games like Call of Duty will always be there
because they have a history of being successful
And companies will always give money to people who have a reputation and or a history of
success even though recently they haven't, rather than throw money down a well and hope
a genie pops out of it.
That's just how it works.
That's just how it works.
I mean, yeah, it's like but I missed like the first wave of ranked which is always the best time to play it because
We're having our our child and then after that is just like slowly, but surely more people just started
Straying away from it. It's just weird. It's weird. I'm telling you bro. God's just in a weird spot
It's a weird spot and a weird one. I've never been this bad kind of depressing. What are you gonna do?
I need a new game to play tough right now
Yes, the thing there's there's definitely a lot of great games though
It's just I don't know. It's like dedicating yourself to one game on stream is just people expect me to play card or watch card
Right, it's just that's that's kind of like the that's the expectation
Frank's gotta go gotta be a bracket system like how they had in gunfight tournaments back in 2019. Yeah, no, that's not gonna work
They're just gonna win every single time literally every single time
It's not like it's not the fuck you a structure of rank. That's the problem
I feel like it's the cheaters of rank that are the problem the structure of ranked is fine like
it's just
The overwhelming amount of cheating that happens. It's not anything to do with how it's set up
Just fucking spawn in and you're getting aim blocked on they're gonna do I mean with the team
I mean the ass ain't premise. It's like if a if a good team spawns in they're not gonna lose
There's no what there's no what expect you to play whatever makes you happy. I enjoy watching you play storyline games, etc
You did your cod life. Yeah. Oh
It's a weird time weird time for streaming
My wife is preggers when you please pray with a boy
This guy's view model is demonic
What would you say is the game you're the best at out of all games you play?
So this is gonna get really sad really quickly, but this one.
No, no, wait, but you're the best player on the team.
What are you talking about?
Oh, talk about it, actually.
I'm not even gonna talk about it.
I don't really matter anymore, but Cock-a-Dooty Blackcock 7, I played the AT&T tournament
against Scump and really good people, and I was actually first on the list like two
or three times.
Oh.
Well, that's a good one.
I
Flip the leaderboard or like actually a first you flip the leaderboard you jackass
Regular you make a throw on Connor though. I look same time so double pushy. Do you know who's I took the dog pushing you?
No, I'm making sure, I'm making sure.
Stop that cat!
Not once.
Okay, if you don't, in a Rust 1v1 intervention only,
it's still me.
Oh, who do you, do you take all streamers?
Or what?
I take all streamers.
Are you kidding me?
Intervention, high rise.
I
Would shit
all
over peanut and
a Call of Duty
Mw2 rust lobby I would beat
the peanuts out of that shell I
I beat the fucking hell out of him. You know what? I'm proposing it again
I'm proposing it again the gauntlet. It's time someone puts this little peanut in his place
One week
Actually, probably have to be like two weeks any game. He wants I beat the hell out of a minute
Maybe not apex apex apex is kind of a lock for him and I suck ass at that game, but anything else
I'll beat the brakes off of him.
Winter has to suck the other one off.
Let me know.
A little bit of steel!
You remember earlier when you told me to go fuck myself?
I do remember that. Have you proceeded?
I'm currently fucking myself, so I wish I could help, but...
Good. It's perfect.
Can't help you right now. I'm busy. Sorry.
Alright, I'm back to move again.
Who tweeted this Kanye West or Barack Obama first tweet please do everything you possibly can in one lifetime
I mean that sounds pretty sophisticated
This is such a fun game
That was such a fun game.
I'm gonna hit a clip on Tyler1 with an op and then hit a case.
That's my strat!
Mid round.
Mid round.
Watch.
Watch on Thursday.
I will.
I will.
I will hit a case.
Mid round after killing Tyler1.
Mid round.
I'm gonna watch this.
What if it's a gold?
What if it was Destin?
What if God ate Tyler1?
I'm gonna watch this.
What if it's a gold?
What if it was Destin?
What if God ate Tyler1?
We can fill up a server
Battle bit has kind of a sour sour taste in my mouth to be honest
Battle bits again one of those games that I really liked because they were making good decisions
and they were trusting the right people and then whenever they were at their peak
they were at their peak they kind of said fuck everybody's opinion and then fell off of planet earth
you know
I was one of those games where like they were they were doing so damn good and then they were like
we know more than everyone else including the people who got us here hence clean and sacriol
So we got this and then they did everything wrong.
I remember the vector was absolutely busted, busted.
And everyone in their mom was like,
oh, you got to nerf the vector.
You got to nerf the vector.
And then there was this small group of content creators
who were like, no, the vector's part of the game.
The vector's that game style.
You're telling me you don't like it
when people run at you, drop,
shoot you on the ground, stand up, dolphin dive, and shoot seven more people with the vector.
So they listen to those people, and everyone fucking left. Like it's just, ah,
I don't know. Games like that pissed me off. Are we, are we here? Hold on, let's give it a good 60
seconds. Just testing the waters, testing the waters, hold on. We're looking pretty good. We're
Lookin' pretty good.
We'll see if we go down.
Who knows, who knows, who knows.
Oh, I thought we went down right there for a second.
Oh my goodness, what the hell was that?
Oh my goodness, I thought we went down right there
for a second.
I guarantee you with some pussy on Twitter though,
that is upset that we have a day called Slur Saturdays.
He's got his blue hair.
He honestly probably has to go to bed early tonight
so he can get to his protest or whatever he's got.
He's a busy guy.
But you know, that's you know, whatever happens, whatever goes on
You know good for him good for a busy busy guy watching the schedule a lot of the schedules
So I'm glad he can stop by here and and and help us out with our internet issues
Yeah, there's no peanut leaked is his IP when we were playing left for dead
He's been getting D-Dots for like two straight days, but he finally got to figure it out
He didn't have any problems yesterday.
I don't got nobody.
You got nobody.
Yo, I got some money.
I got some money.
Hi, Sean.
What are you going to do to me?
Oh, my God.
Dude, dude, hold on.
Hold on.
There are families watching.
I feel dirty.
I had like a 95 average, you go to a Montessori school. I don't know what that word means.
So maybe that says something about it. 95 average. That's a four. That's a four.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, you sure you're good at school. Yeah. Yeah. I did good.
Wow. I don't know. I took like easy ass classes though. I took like conceptual physics. I wasn't
doing the real thing.
Wait, that sounds difficult.
Conceptional what?
I was in algebra for three years.
I had reading class as a senior in high school, man.
I didn't know science, so they put me in marine biology class.
I got such a low score on my ACT you might as well just put your name on it you get the same score
Hey, true story. May God strike me down if I'm lying good Lord. I
Was taking the SAT. I'm sitting in the class and I'm taking that shit
I'll never forget it was my Latin class my Latin teacher was one of the little people who were anyways doesn't matter
I was taking the test. I got about 30 minutes in and
And I'm not kidding you. I'm not guys. I'm not kidding you. I
Had to have been 30 minutes
Just said fuck it. I'm gonna guess on like six of them in a row in 30 minutes
That means like out of eight questions six of them. I just said fuck it already
So I'm sitting there and I'm thinking to myself. What could I I used to go to the beach a lot?
I was like, what could I be doing that is more important than this SAT? I
I go to the beach and drink some apple orchards
Yeah, that sounds good Christmas tree and I just started brother, I'm not kidding you
I would I didn't even look at the questions. I just started
Just started fucking fillin everything in and then there was a person next to me
And I knew that they would change up like you get a test you get a different test, you know
I still just cheated. I looked to my right. He put B on 24 B on 24
And I knew that he had a different test, but I was just hoping that maybe
We had the same one even though I knew it wasn't plausible. I just told myself in the head. I got a 16
for those who don't know
What a 16 is
You could
You could probably take someone in the fifth grade and have them take the SAT and get a better score.
I'm not going to lie. A 15 is bad. I mean horrendous. What was your GPA?
Um, well, it wasn't bad.
I think I graduated with like a 2-8 or a 2-7, but to be 100% real with a Goopa.
That is bad.
Wait, what's a good one?
A 3.5?
VAS? I ain't trying to be no doctor.
D stands for diploma, bitch.
Hey, last time I checked, my diploma is the same as y'all's diploma. Is it not?
It doesn't say diploma. 4.0. It just says diploma.
Tell me I'm wrong.
Congratulations, you worked hard for nothing.
Wrong? Wait, what? Wait, is there actually different ones? Now you're lying.
No, okay. They're all the same. Come on. Come on. Hutch, tell us your classes. Well,
I remember. Okay, so it's a little different. I forgot. This is a very important part of
the story. Until my junior year I was in regular, well not regular classes, I was in
little slower classes. So my first period was Algebra 1c. So I took Algebra for three
years, Algebra 1a, 1b and 1c, freshman, sophomore, junior year. Algebra 1c, my second period
was marine biology, which I thrived in, A plus.
It's all about animals.
My third period was reading.
I'm gonna be honest, everyone around me
either had a speech impediment, was on the spectrum,
or was just straight up working at a Goodwill
after they got out of school that day.
It is what it is, still past.
fourth period was um
shit. I think it was probably like basketball or something, something stupid, but I didn't go
because I was an athlete. They didn't make me go to that class. They were basically like just show
up, get attendance, and then you can go and volunteer because I worked a lot with the special
education students so I would go and I would hang out with them and just chill
and talk shit and then fifth period was another bullshit maybe history another
bullshit class but all of stop being crazy stop being crazy I worked with
them stop being crazy I did a lot at one point in my life I went to Disney and
competed in the Disney, Wide World of Sports special education competition.
You take one person with special education classes and one regular
student and you compete together to try and win gold. My teammate was Alfred. We
lost. Sadly it was all his fault. It is what it is. But
Yeah, I did that. And then I had some other classes. I forgot which ones, but all my teachers were like all coaches, because everyone knew I was not going to pass. So, so my entire schedule was like marine biology, weightlifting coach, reading class, soccer coach,
Math, baseball coach, whatever history pitching coach, like all of my, all of every, every
single one of my, my classes, my teacher was a coach in one of the, one of the sports because
they knew that was the only way I was going to pass.
And then my senior year, because I transferred schools, they didn't know where to put me
because all of my classes were so out of fucking whack.
So I got put in that, you guys ever have in your school
where there's like, everyone else has to like
go between classes and then there's like that one class
where it's just nothing, computers.
Just nothing but computers.
And like those are usually the kids that have like failed out
or like are so far behind that they're just
in a computer class for the specific classes
that they need, that was me.
My senior year, that's the class I was in.
So I just hang out in that class
and do online classes.
I never left, it was just one class.
You were in the lab, L-O-L-O-I,
is that what that's called, the lab?
Let's be honest with ourselves,
the lab could be something cool too.
You ever hear athletes who are like,
I was in the lab, you know getting getting my body right
You know what I mean?
Could be cool
Avatar
Is that true I swear on everything it's a true story everything. I just said it's true. I swear I
swear
Anyway, I passed got my diploma bitches. There's no math physics all math
I just said how because you became a pro so young like you were grinding call duty
Why did you have the time to fucking do your homework? I did it? I did it. I'd literally sleep in study halls
I don't know how I did it honestly. You did study halls. Yeah, we had like a study hall in the middle of the day
I'd usually use that to sleep
explain
Explain what he just said
Just sounds like a lot of guessing to me
Just sounds like a lot of mathematical guessing and to be honest I could do it
Two plus seven could be nine could be nineteen
You know what I mean? I feel like that's probably close
See Ludwig stupid too, I'm not the only one already seen this hundred times
This is such a crazy sport.
Like that's insane.
Oh, you gotta have a death wish.
You got to.
that don't they they look so different
the color would you get on the CI I really like the white one but I think
blue also looks nice well blue is a very iconic color but I think I like white
I don't know what the hell that shot was.
tons of blubber, send a shockwave, 100 miles per hour, across the sand, or the dominant
male that can see what detects a rival making his move.
One of the loudest calls of any animal, reminding the competition, who's in control.
to 60 challenges every day.
His warning is usually enough to scare rivals into submission.
But every known then,
a real contender in matches.
He's just as big,
just as powerful,
and just as determined to breed.
The Beachmaster has no choice
but to stand
and fight.
Oh
Two years and more than 300 fights
The beach master is finished
Time for a new heavyweight to take his title
Oh, oh, oh shit, they fucking now, okay
Wait shroud has a cameo in 007
I mean it, I'm feeling like I'm seriously sad.
I thought someone was entertained.
It's Shroud!
What the hell?
I hear the voice and I'm like, wait, what?
Look at him.
Dude, that's so funny, dude.
Wait, how many streamers have this?
I saw the process.
In his eyes, he's like, wait.
Wait, I think I know what's happening here.
It's oddly familiar.
That's super funny, dude.
So does Jacksepticeye.
Damn, that's motion, bro.
No smoke, but.
That's the rest of them.
I saw this on Twitter just supporting my
I saw Vibe and posted this exact thing happening with the AI and Nikita responded, let me pull
that up.
That's worth showing you guys.
It's kind of insane, to be honest.
So it's this right here, I said, I think this is a very fair and easy boss, good luck all.
And this is the clip.
Nikita responded with, you do the same with BD kills.
Vibe responded to him with,
you think that AI is the same as BD
or am I misunderstanding?
I feel like it is a crazy world that we're living in.
When Nikita is justifying these busted ass
Scabs and bosses by people being able to do something similar so the scabs should as well with aimbot
Dude, I personally think it has to be him trolling
But if there is a world where he truly does believe that brother, that's insanity
I don't even know what BD means
I think it means brain dead, right?
Black division.
I'm even more confused than I was before.
That's the new AI, okay.
the fuck yeah dude there was there was a little part of me I was talking to
Gavus and I was like bro I don't know what to play we came up with a couple
ideas and Tarkov was floated around and I was just sitting there and I was like
man I don't think that I'd be able to do it like no matter how I turn it flip it
Think about it. Like it just sounds like a terrible terrible terrible time
It sounds like a terrible time because here's the reality
We don't have the levels nor the the gear to even do the new shit
And on top of it all the new stuff is all PvE related anyways, and it looks like this
this. Brother, this is, this
encompasses literally the, the
reason why I hate the game.
Like, I don't know. I don't know.
I'm lost. I'm lost.
What are you eating?
Who me?
Yeah you
What do you mean?
Ow
Oh sh
Son of a
Okay
You realize what you're doing to me right now because if chat sees you give me my food
In that they're gonna judge me for forever
How are you going to make me eat out of this?
What the
I'm not going to lie, I always play outside, but I don't often play outside, but I don't
often play outside.
Oh, Yvonne, is that a pro-compet?
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Oh my god.
No, no, no.
I was trying to get some puffs to snack on.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Okay, I guess you're good.
Yvonne, clean it up.
Okay.
Okay, I'm sorry
They're all outside by the way
Why is it working?
Oh my lord, come by us!
Dude, what, what?
I'm gonna, I'm gonna get more worms, I guess.
We already saw this yesterday.
I wonder what people think when I overtake them like this, and to a turn, overtake them now, exactly.
Oh, yeah.
Well, the first thing I think is...
Shit, the second thing I think is, I'm gonna finish watching this, and the third thing I think is,
I'm going to turn this game off and go play with his elder instead.
Yeeeah! Yeeeah!
He got bugged!
Wait, doesn't he kill a second Rex?
He does.
He does.
Oh my god.
That's insane.
Without further ado, we're going to get into the setup.
Check it out.
Oh my god, that's insane
We're gonna get into the set up
Really awesome, I know that's gonna be happy
Yeah
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the current setup room.
I get roasted about a lot.
Come on in.
Check it out a little bit.
I mean, it's pretty standard in here.
I got my razor chair, my Game Feel fridge.
I got some snacks over there that I don't really even eat, even though I probably should.
Triple setup monitor.
We got the stream deck here.
Go XLR behind.
This is the new one playing she's playing Harry Potter on here. So we got our ps5
You
Wow
I got a fan
Got a fan
Got some zins
Eagle tally this is one piss cat over
over. Eagle tally, this is Wampus. Can't come in. Over. Shit. It's all over. They
It cannot roast me anymore, wow.
It's complete, this is-
Equal tally.
Copy.
Set $50,000 aside,
we gotta upgrade the streaming setup, okay?
How much?
25,000 do we have that
A-Firm
No coffee.
Cough.
Fucking dope.
Wow.
Woah!
Yo, what the fuck?!
This is dope.
We got the fridge here as well.
I mean, we can't forget about the fridge, folks.
I mean, we're just top-to-boss.
Bro, the fridge is cooler than my setup!
Artificial streamer now. This is crazy. Having like the multi-multi-multi-angle shit, so you can see me whenever I'm just fucking...
How do I change it? Can I change it? How do I change it? Why?
Cam?
oh yeah this is crazy dude that is insane
i love it so they're gonna love it this makes this is gonna make it a lot easier to come
up and stream huge shoutouts amount dude the streamer everything that i could have wished
for asked for damn bro what the fuck
the feeling that if for one moment he gets to realize what it's like to have nipples
to feel those electric lightning bolts in there when he plays with me. You know? He doesn't have
nipples, but he gets a sensation there where his nipples should be and it makes him feel like a real
boy. You know what I mean? Every time. And that's really the secret sauce. That's why Hutch really
likes playing it. Fast! Because of those little electric, electrical non-nipple pulses that he
gets he's like oh my god i played the alabash today and i just forgot for a few hours that i
didn't have nipples
yep it gets so bad my wife just texted me and said maybe if you would work a
little bit harder you could get a room like that
maybe
anyone know any good divorce lawyers anyone know
Anyone know any good ones?
Shit with the music. Oh shit. We already saw this
Alright, we've been watching clips for an hour. Let's click on a couple more and then let's get in there
Oh
Shit
You didn't come in clear what you say I
Said I am listening
It was somebody and somebody was talking about it in the chat I think and I just I read it, you know what I mean
I'm losing connection
This is not a real this is not real this is not real
What the fuck that is that is not real
That is not real.
That is not real.
That isn't real.
I actually looking forward to this.
When's the release date?
We already saw this whole thing.
What is this?
Wishlist now.
Early access 2026.
When?
Then?
Then is the...
I say size.
When?
Still no date well shit
That one has to be lit that one has to be lit close
I'm gonna say something I saw Tim was playing Call of Duty
It's time to put down the cock and balls brother. It's time to go down a CS route again, Timmy
Okay, I can speak for myself and probably all of everyone who watches you
We all want to see a thump in CS once again
I'd say that's one of my favorite arcs of Timmy tenders is his CS arc. He's actually really good somehow
Last time you've seen Lorenzo. He had bigger shoes than client and you forgot bigger hands than hutch
Don't forget that one either
I don't know.
See you talking about his baby.
Don't forget that's the main one right there.
Listen, I know that baby is only a year old, but tell him to reach 185 and come get some shots.
How about that? 185 and come get some.
Care I'ma be 40 by then.
185.
185.
But you're talking about fighting the baby.
Yeah, slander.
Unbelievable.
Even after a baby.
I also had a Toyota Tacoma and I was like,
What the fuck was that?
Is this a professional driver?
Is this one of the professional drivers?
We'll go with this guy, Hamzilla959.
Last one.
I love this one.
I
Already throughout my question oh
my god
Wait, wait, you don't have enough materials
You don't have enough materials to craft something and you click craft. It'll bring up a whole um
Menu of stuff you have that you can recycle
Yeah, you added that like two months ago man peanut
You never do anything. All you do is you walk up to everything that we kill. We, me, and him.
You walk up and you steal. You take your little tiny nubs and you lather them up in peanut,
butter, and glue and you just leave. So you wouldn't know that that exists because you never
Crap! Anything! Because you always steal it!
True. I'm sorry, boss.
And then when we... Also, and then when we f***ing die,
you guys open up your mic and go,
me, it's your favorite streamer, Mr. Peanut!
Kill these two! Kill these two!
And take more loot!
I'm sorry, boss. I... I mean, that's your f***ing boss.
Boss, I really needed to get down, boss. I really did.
why we got the shirt tucked in and the belly rolls fighting for dear life come
on boss I won't happen again boss it really won't you could you can trust me
boss it won't happen again really fuck damn it welcome in everybody welcome
Welcome man, welcome man, welcome man.
Do we have any confirmation from Nick
if we are playing in the Apex shit or not?
Do we have confirmation or a nine?
Eesh, ha, eesh, ha, shit.
Shit, shit.
League, please, no, we already have plans today.
So, I know we talked about maybe
playing some 007. Well, people have no lives and they've already finished the game. So there's
not really much to play. And I already told Bosch that we were going to play the aisle
today together. So we're going to load up on the aisle with Boschie Bosch. He's only
going to be playing for a couple of hours. And then after we figure out what we're going
to do, we're going to be playing some aisle with Bosch. I know y'all love Bosch. I don't
know why y'all love Bosch. He's a crackhead and a heathen. But y'all love him. So we're
We're going to play some Isle with Bosch.
We're going to play the Isle with the Bosch, with the Bosch, man.
Tournament tomorrow, yeah, we have AT&T tomorrow, AT&T, Annihilator Cup, $20,000 online for
us personally, $200,000 tournament.
If we win tomorrow, I don't know if it actually matters if we win or lose.
Knowing how AT&T is, there is a world where they do like some double point shit, which
could very, very well happen and it would put our lives on the line for winning the
tournament.
But we don't know for sure.
So we're gonna go into it, hopefully, that's not a case,
but if it is the case, we'll deal with it.
We'll deal with it.
Folks, he said he was streaming today.
I don't know where he is.
He said today was, that'd be some bullshit.
I don't really mind.
I mean, listen, you know, it is what it is.
Like if they did do that, we gonna win no matter what,
so it doesn't matter.
But yeah, that's where we're at.
That's where we're at.
007's probably maybe later today. I completely forgot I made plans with Bashee so probably
later today. Where is Bosch? Is Bosch? Tell Bosch to get in the discord right now. Chad
gamers right now. Yo, LDD thinking for the five months, devil thinking for the nine,
Lou, thank you so much for the gifted, counter thinking for the five a day and that's a setup.
some dollars so you can step your game up big dog. Thank you. Money thing for the three
months delta thing for the sub over on a two frog. He gave it a 26 dick. Exciter dick insider.
You son of a bitch. Thank you for the eight months. Momo. Excel. Blue dye. Thank you for
the four months. Riot. Think of it a hundred bitties. Bama. Geology. Spectra. Thank you.
Galatron, thank you G money since games are dead and all hell let loose is having an open beta Friday and Sunday
Friday through Sunday. Oh shit really
This thing for the nine months Kino kill and zebra. Thank you. That's true. I might actually hit them up
That sounds like a fun time for those who missed the stream yesterday. We hit prime on Ella
Which is pretty cool
So I don't know where Bosch is, but I think he's gonna come play Aloe with us on the server today, and we can carry his bitch ass, hopefully, we don't die.
But we need to go get some water.
Dobby and Hallok, thank you for the subs.
We need to go get some water.
Let's go get some water.
It's a gogis and water.
I want your babies.
I want to eat them.
I don't even need the food, but I want to kill them.
Oh shit, there's a larger Maya.
Brother, how many motherfuckers you guys caught over here, bro? Holy shit.
You got two Mayas, three Stegas, some bullshit, man.
Let me eat that motherfucker man, come on!
They're all in that bush, they're all in that bush.
OOF!
YEEEAH!
Yeah!
Yeah, dog, bitch, I got one.
Do we still...
Hey, do we gonna try and kill those babies?
Do we try and kill those babies?
absolutely right okay
boss get in here bro i'm eating babies right now hurry up
oh shit you're super low one second what'd you say
which one the n a one n a
i just killed a baby maya and i'm going after stackless right now
You big boy, yeah, I'm prime. I'm a prime aloe. Oh, what the hell?
No, I'm a babe a baby man. Get in here
Life when you just meet up with your friends you're like ten times bigger. Wait, do we want to do a t-rexra?
If we get a few extra lock from I have a t-rex
So we would just need to get you a t-rex
have I still have my alof when I play with Jared wait so how big is that what
37 oh shit it's not bad I think a t-rex run would actually go crazy yeah I'm
there for t-rex hit them up see if they'll give you a t-rex
I mean it's all day
I've tried my hardest to kill these stegos bro but they got this big one right next
to them and it's impossible.
Oh I'm dead.
Swing!
Oh my gosh that little staggo fucked me up!
What's that?
Oh of course!
Yeah
Yeah
to so he'd just be like you know an outcast
the moment of
oh it's true though yeah they got those little chains what what's true what's
true about anything you just said you can never be in the gang man you be
i got nipples i've said this a thousand times
listen unless you show it on stream it's not true we all know this if it didn't
happen on stream it's not real
Until the day you whip off
You know that beautiful nice tight fitting white tea clean by the way that no I didn't call you
Combination sorry, I got a walkie-talkie. So me and my wife. It's so I don't have the texture. It takes too long
That's that's pretty smart. Honestly
Thank you. You need anything I can I can get her to bring us some stuff
I couldn't give my missus one of those things because I'd be on the fucking walkie-talkie for 90% of the
Yeah, here one second. Hey, baby, you mind if I get a diet coke and a power rate?
Thank you
anyways
Where'd you spawn?
Well, I'm what do you mean? I'm an hour
No, no, no, we're at on the map. What do you mean what I mean you me fall? Where'd you spawn on the map? Yeah, Irish dog?
I'm in the same swamp. I'm in the same plane. Oh
Okay, it's honest. Uh, it's not bad. All right, I'm on my way. I'm sniping you. I'm sniping you snipe me snipe me snipe
I'm on my way
Yo, you know we do you Spotify
Of course, yeah, brother, you know, we can listen to the same music on Spotify if we did like a shared listen
You can do that man. Yeah, so like if I go like this
Getting playlists made for like dinosaurs and different things and shit at the moment. I'm gonna need that. That's actually awesome friend activity
Social start my session
Thank you, baby, I love you
What do I go for this?
At times?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like, if you look at the top next to your name, there's like three little moffs.
Click on that where it says friend activity, and then enable…
On your desktop.
Yeah.
Oh, the friend activity, yeah.
Yeah.
Enable that.
I
Just got killed by a cheater. I
Just got killed by a cheater. Yeah, I just got killed I just got killed by a cheater
And I can't I can't I didn't I wasn't f2 and so I can't even do anything about it. I don't think
I just got killed by a cheater, bro
Yo, that's twice now in like a third time third time, yeah
Wow. Wow.
Yes.
That's that sucks.
Massive balls, honestly.
Well, unless you have definite proof, we don't know if he was actually cheating.
Bro, what the fuck, man?
He killed me so quick that I can't even see any more dinos to play.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I just got prime wait actually
I DC DC the game crashed damn so he pictures so he killed me and then he
crashed the server so that they won't be able to find them it's kind of 200 IQ
though that is kind of crazy in the dreams man you know what the fuck
Hey, oh man, I'm not even in two hours in the stream. I already died. It's just crazy, bro. What the fuck is going on?
Oh my gosh, bro. You you won't actually believe it
chat it was it was one of those Maya's the Maya that I killed the baby of it was
him he said fuck it I'm gonna I'm gonna do your bitch
bro they got you would have killed my baby five let me love these cheats real
quick it's bite you from the world
I mean, some better people out there in the world touch.
Yeah, I guess so.
Well, I mean, the guys just crashed the server.
I don't think anyone's around either.
Um, the server's still up.
I just can't get into it.
It's still saying itself.
Let me look.
Any interest in Star Wars movies or nah?
I'm not a big Star Wars guy.
You know what, nor am I, but like I'll go for the entertainment buggy, you know?
You wouldn't go watch the new Mandalorian movie, no?
My dad wants to go watch it, I might go watch it with him.
Look, it's not crazy. You're gonna have the Star Wars nerds being like it. That's not enough substance here
It's just a fun action. It's like a season of the Mandalorian in a movie with just kind of like
Better CGI and effects placing it. It's fun man. It's it's not crazy. It's fun
Hmm. I have to take a look
It's it isn't the first time we've died to this cheat chat it's
It's like
Basically allows them to buy to the thousand miles an hour
the reason why we know it's a cheat is because
the screen
So nothing in the game bites this fast
So if you watch the screen you see how it's shaking. I just instantly die
That's how you know it's a cheater like leave you leave and listen to the audio
like it you can only actually hear one attack but your screen shaking like he's
doing a thousand attacks
I just got killed you know what's even crazier is I'm pretty sure this guy is
connected to the discord as well
And on top of that, if it was like a full grown, which it wasn't, it was that little
bite medium sized grown guy we saw earlier on, it was a full grown.
We'd see him through the bushes because it's a Maya, but he was a small little guy, which
in no world would he be able to kill me this fast at that size.
Crazy.
Well, I don't know because there's a cheater in the server, so it's like I don't know what to do exactly.
This is the cheater, by the way.
here by the way.
He doesn't even show like him going towards me. That's how fast he just
turboed over to me.
Teleported?
Yeah, he teleported over to me and just
duked me off the map.
old dragon Slayer.
I bet he is a cheater with a name like dragon Slayer.
Jesus.
Could just be a big Game of Thrones guy,
you know, a big Jamie Lannister.
Lannister.
Lannister.
I believe the King Slayer.
There's some weird shit in the sky here.
I don't know what this is.
The alien ship.
Yep.
Play Halo and look at it.
The Halo music.
I wanna figure out this damn Spotify, man.
How do I do this?
I can't even do my settings. I go into my friends venue my my
whatever it is and I
Can't it's not loading up for me
Start a jam
Okay, copy this link to your jam copy link post to Bosch
Do you see that link? Can you click on that and listen to this jam?
How do you listen to this?
No
You're here. Yes
I'm playing it now
Now if I change it
Do you hear this one
Okay, so you have to you it just shows you the song I'm listening to and then you have to play it
Who can it be now? Yeah
So if I press play can you hear this if I press play oh
Jesus Christ
No, yeah, I think you just I could just listen to my playlist now
so you don't get to you don't get to actually listen to the music with me you
have to like click on the song coming one of the people I'm gonna listen to
avatar I'm gonna see your sunrise of the flutes
there's a lot of different songs in there
We're living in the cotton eye Joe.
Listen, there's a reason that
doesn't exist, okay?
Cotton eye Joe is for whatever
we're playing out low and I'm
big and you're small and you
can jump on the side of my
back and ride me like a bull.
You know what I'm saying?
Sorry, I wasn't listening to a word you said, no, so no, I didn't know what you were saying.
What were you saying?
Uh, okay, they banned the cheater. Good. Chad, what was our mutations? Anybody remember?
There's like, you ever watch like one of those movies like Arrival or some shit?
It's like, that's what I'm like, a dinosaur looking into the sky, and it's like, I don't know,
a fantastic four riser of galactus or something's coming in.
I don't even know what you're saying.
I think lay down to bleed death, 25% food reduction,
more bleed, wait, more damage, bleeding, target.
And what was the other one?
Bosh, what was the other one?
No, traumatic is that one.
Oh, it was a damage...
I'm also asking to see if you can get a T-Rex.
The aliens are still here.
You know what's crazy?
My YouTube editor just posted yesterday a video of me dying to a cheater.
And then today we died to another cheater.
Haha, check that out.
How insane is that?
How's me that shit?
Yo, think of the 20 where the odds you hop on Bosch's server at some point and play
with him.
I know you said the void may not be a thing, but I think it would be hilarious talking
to others in-game.
Yeah, we could try it out.
We could try it out at some point, I'm dead.
What can it be now, boo-doo-doo-doo-doo?
Alrighty, I'm seeing if I can get you a T-Rex right now.
Would you want to do a T-Rex run?
How long do you have today?
I mean, I can stay on later, that's fine.
Hell yeah, how's the baby doing?
Oh man, she's amazing.
Yeah?
Healthy, everything's bliss.
Oh man.
though you won't experience this this is a dad this is a dad moment but the
greatest thing about this one is my other daughter is 10 so love my daughter
obviously beyond belief but we got to so many of my misses where we differed to
my friends we got to like go through everything and then start to miss it
because my daughter is getting older and we started to miss like the early
Christmases and the early times so we actually got to a point where we started
to miss all that shit and then we had another baby we have Bethany and now
we're just appreciating it that bit more because we know what it's like when
it's gone you know what I mean oh yeah time moves fast type shit so well so a
lot of my friends are like two or three kids but they're all in the same kind of
age bracket and when they all get old enough and pass it's gone you know they
don't get a second chance so it kind of feels like this is like a second chance
but we're appreciating a little bit more because we understand it you know
Yeah, you understand something
No, I hear you I hear you I'm kind of
Third-person experience in it is my brother and my wife's sister
They had kids like a week apart
So they I feel like I see them and they're a baby and then a week goes by and they're a year and a half
Years old and they're talking they're saying my name and shit. It's weird
And some reason boss yo, maybe you can tell me why babies hate me man. Why is that?
Because you have no nipples they can't
What?
That is not even close!
You know I'm gonna need to let you get the milk the leche the milk man
There's nothing to latch on to you're useless to them
What did you say I'm useless to a baby?
Yeah, they can they can fucking crazy they can latch on to that teeth and get what they want you know
See at least me right with my kid. I have nipples so I can deceive them
There's a little bit of section to trick them into liking me
You know they see the nipples that are like, huh?
And it lets their guard down and the next thing you know, we're homies
You don't even get to that stage because they're like yo, I'm interested in this nipple this prick. You know no way
I see you a mile off, bro.
Oh man, fuck you man.
I'm like the predator, in the predator, with his camo on.
You're like the end where he takes off all the camo and he's just trying to fight like
Arnie O'Nacharal, you know, they see you coming and all that.
Your piece of shit.
Yeah, I'm swanking you for 30 months.
Hey, I'm surprised you haven't really had any kind of look at the new update in Prodigy, you know?
Sorry, still working on getting you a Rex potential...
Sorry, still working on potentially getting you rex. Uh
Look at prodigy. Yeah, I don't know man
Maybe soon, maybe not. I'm not too sure. I'm not too sure just kind of going with the wind right now
Gaming's in such like a me and chad were talking about it yesterday. Gaming's in such like a weird spot, man
It's in such a weird spot because all the FPS games like the ones that are worth the damn that I want to play are like infested with cheaters
and ArcGraders is dead, those developers are as smart as a fucking fruit roll-up rapper.
I mean, you say that, but at the same time, they've made how many Gazetteons?
I fucking six.
Well, so this is what I say and a lot of people who play ArcGraders, like, the foundation of the game,
the foundation, like, think of it like a turkey, the bone of the turkey,
the one of some of the greatest bones of a turkey in terms of extraction shooters
like from foundation to the core mechanics of the game incredible like
the PvP feels great everything is so good the problem is is there's no depth
why the fuck did you bring a turkey into this why did you just bring in like a
building foundation structure why the fuck does it have to be a turkey man that
That is the most obscure example I could have ever predicted.
A turkey.
What the fuck is this thought about?
Anyways, it's like a turkey.
Okay, so you have all the bones of the turkey, but you ain't got no turkey meat.
You ain't got no turkey meat, Bosch.
Right?
Like you go, you play the aisles.
The turkey meat is like the mutations and stuff like that.
And in ARC, like you, all these other extraction shooters,
they got like loot, chase items, red, gold items.
They got an ecosystem and an economy
that goes off the back of the players
and you know, has all this stuff in the other.
And in ARC, nothing matters.
You're not opening a door to a room to get anything.
Well, not even that. You've struck the nail on the habit arc because they make gear completely like unrewarding
Yes, there's no grind. It's like after playing for three days
You just open a fucking crate and you have 17 aphories gone
It's like there's no it's not even a crepe though boss. It's not even it's not even a crate though
I wish you could get some out of the crate. It's all just players. You have to kill other people
people, which is which is fine. I love PVP. You know me. I love killing people and taking
their shit. But when that PVP is never changing and even the guns that you're that you're
fighting again, like, bro, like, oh, yeah, a Bobcat. How many times can I say that before
I get tired of it?
Listen, I play. They're unlocking. They're going to give us a T rex. Kill yourself right
now in game. Oh yeah I forgot you did. Yeah but fuck the cheaters man every single game
has such a cheating problem.
And I think I speak for a lot of people,
including a lot of people who played our graders in the chat,
like cheating is just, yeah, we can play it about it sucks.
The cheating is cheating.
You cannot, you cannot sit there and,
oh, never mind we, oh shit, let me DM you.
We're playing something different. We're playing something different. Look at DMs.
But you cannot sit there and say that, like, the cheating is the reason our creators died
when the developers just don't fucking do anything. They've been on Christmas vacation
since the game came out. They've done nothing.
I don't want to, I'm a play devil's eye to be getting in for a minute to be fair.
Arc Raiders in terms of new content and stuff that they did, in fairness to them, in the
first six months, dropped more content and updates and stuff than most games do in a
long time.
Like they were doing things just not the most constructed for the game.
They did drop a lot of content, man.
Yeah, but the content that they dropped was like...
the problem is the content that they dropped wasn't the content that the
game needed it was fucking bird city it dropped a map calling event of mankind
but they were they were they were doing like in fairness they were doing one
thing a month that was pretty decent they just the big yeah the lack of
progression, the lack of actually feeling like you're doing
anything of meaning. And so it was soulless after like five
days was the biggest issue. Once you did your expedition once
is like, why the fuck what I'm doing this? Well, that but like
even if you even if you look at it, like the updates that they
made, like, oh, guess what, you have a ball that's going to
commit suicide underneath your feet. That's a little tiny one
that takes one bullet. And you got flying drones that are going
shoot you with electric darts and guns. I have a genius idea. We're going to take that same ball,
we're going to throw it around like an M&M with a chocolate layer around it, instead it's going to
be an armor and it's going to do the exact same thing, but it's going to hurt more and it's also
going to suicide under your feet. And then we're going to bring a drone in that does the exact same
thing as the other two drones, except it pisses fire. Like even though content that they added
wasn't very good the best thing that they did when when the game in my opinion started going down
was after Stella Montice Stella Montice was the best update that they did and then it went down
i didn't know you were french man again are you okay Stella Montice Stella Montice Stella Montice
you're some sort of central american drug cartel lord or something we are going to Stella Montice
That ain't my phrase.
Look at the Discord channel under the petite server.
Look at the ticket.
Why?
So you can get a month of fucking so you can get your shit.
Lock in, boss.
Damn it.
I am locked in, bro.
You're not locked in.
You're gonna get me killed on this Rex run and I'm gonna fuck you because of it.
No, I'm a fucking pro, bro.
Am I tagged?
Yes, it should be understood, Jet had the very top ticket.
Uh-huh.
Do you know how to do this?
Uh, no.
Alright, are you already dead?
Yup.
Okay.
Pick a dry-o.
Drysaurus.
They have a really cool system to do this.
Yup.
Alright, spawn in.
Yup.
And then go to your storage in the bot commands
What is my storage command in my bots slash storage
I have no story.
And then cap copy.
The Rex.
The little story is currently empty.
Fuck.
and then tell them in the chat yeah I got to wait yeah chat how do I how do you
redeem a voucher again what do you type in what did I join into shut up Tony
Tony, shut the fuck up!
Tony, if you don't like to stream, you're banned.
Uh, but we're not...
Do you have EU as your server target?
No, they're asking me to do this.
Set server targets.
Lock in, Bosch. Lock in. You're wasting these people's time.
EU...
I
Tony I'm watching you
I'm watching you Tony. I'm watching your ass. I have it here in the headway transfer to cross
Slash transfer maybe
Let me ask them to get
Dude if we Bush if we die after doing all this shit
I'm gonna lose my mind and it's going to be your fault.
No, you you died to a cheater bro get good skill this year.
How does that make any sense?
Not cheater got banned.
Fuck him.
No, me and boss have done well on T-Rex before except he got us both killed.
It's swamp a good area to start on a T-Rex.
Oh my god, I'm in South Plains.
We do not want to start here.
Let's go die.
Let's go die.
We do not want to start here.
Fuck that.
Holy bitrate, the bitrate is going to be absolutely horrible on this guy because he's so small.
Just bear with me.
He's got to go die real quick.
This is like one of the small dinos and we're running through this grass which is going
to tear us apart.
five pixels? Do I look sexy? Be honest. Actually, if you told me I look sexy
whenever it's just five pixels, I would kind of take offense to that.
Somehow fatter. That's crazy.
Oh, where am I? Wait a minute, is this a good spot?
A bee?
Oh, I am in South Plains.
What dino is this this is a little shitter, but we're we're trying to get our t-rexes right now. I
Got one from whenever we got sniped and we're getting boss once we can do a run with us and we can try and survive
Boss you got that shit figured out yet, man
I'm on listen. I'm working on it man. Okay, you do you just don't die again
No, I'm not gonna I don't want to start until we're both on the same page, so we're going through the same things together I
Also spawned in the South Plains, and I refuse to do it here. I'm going to die
We want the swamp spot do we a oh my gosh, do we try for a skin?
And fuck you Bosch
Oh
I'm in sure shit as a T-rex
Yeah, oh my gosh. You've got it before me. You're gonna be faster growing than me
Brother, I didn't have any options. I needed to just following the fucking step by step
It's a piece of shit. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be like a half a percent of fucking nipple. You're a scumbag
Give me a second. I gotta use that. I gotta die Jesus
Stop talking about my nipples man.
You're right.
Well maybe if I talk about them enough, I can wield them.
I know my camera's blurry!
Shut up!
I'm on one PC!
I'll fix it soon!
I'm fixed.
I'm 42%.
I'm 42%.
I'm nearly prime.
I'm nearly prime.
I gotta get my other PC set up and I'll fix this shit.
I'm still trying to look and I'm getting yelled at by my chat because I'm on a
I'm on a different setup, which is one PC and my bit rate is dying. Any idea how to fix that?
Skinny shoot. Okay good comps. Thank you so much for your help short concise the best kind of comms you can get
I drown myself I can right no stamina
So I thought you had a token. Why don't you use your token there? That's what you need to do
I'm in the South Plains, bro. That is death. That is instantly death
But you might get a crazy random one. I'm in the say I'm at the South Beach like you're close enough to me here
No, I've already made my choice. I'm sorry. We have spawn codes. You can spawn to me. Yeah, I'm going to
I'm going to use your t-rex about your nose you turn into a tea I'm gonna fuck
you I'm gonna I'm gonna fuck you I understand your logic right there
use your spawn code to me now and then use your t-rex kill me it's too late for
that I've already made up my mind of my life.
Tom's were good. Tom's were fucking good.
Get over here.
Oh, there it was.
Everyone's running around me like I don't exist.
Oh, is the server lagging?
I just went through the wardrobe in Narnia and came out in Gringotts, which is a different
universe completely.
Bro, am I invisible?
This is crazy.
Nope, I'm not invisible.
Okay, maybe these guys will kill me.
What you take is your first mutation for rex you take don't take anything you don't take anything you don't take anything
You don't take anything or whatever we're like 35% we take the better diet shit
Get my ass eating right now give me a moment
All right, we do not want to be in the South Plains
Holy shit
Thousand different days living over there
That plane sounds like my kind of place. Oh
My gosh, I spawned in the South Plains again
Are you kidding me your friend you can you can come to me there though, right?
Yeah, where are you at?
I'm like on the beach in the South Plains like you know the sad side like of the South Plains
Yeah, okay, very southern beach
All right, let me get out of this area. I'm afraid
Yep, let me turn into a Rex and then I will teleport to you and if I die in this process I will freak out
Okay, let me see if I can't do this shit
All right, I am alive
Okay, I
Am alive I'm doing well
By DM spawn code is sent to you. I'm shitting my pants now because there's an allow eating beside me
Oh
Why are you sending me a code if there's something next to you eating you join friend cuz at least it's you of us here, right man
You're gonna kill me listen you're already dead once today twice actually
Wait, it's tell me to pick my first one, but I shouldn't pick my first one
I don't want to pick my first one
You're gonna make me pick my first mutation
Just don't pick it that's what you just said to me. Yeah, but I think it's gonna make me pick it. I don't know what's happening
What do you mean it will make you pick it okay, nevermind
Fucking Russian roulette game over now you played dear. I just don't pick it, right?
Okay, all right, send me your code
It sent it to you calms clear and concise
You seem in the code. I'm on my way
Join friend
Other species nearby your friend request aborted. Are you fucking kidding me?
What the hell is wrong with you he's on the same energy I've got food by me man like close enough I
Try again
Other species nearby your friend I'm gonna fuck you I'm getting I'm getting stalked here
I think I'm in the same area as you bro. Thank you again. I'm next to the beach work together
Maybe you are the same species near
I'm alive, I'm hanging.
Dude, this is not to where we want to be at all.
Well, we don't, I'm with you on that one.
Why did I listen to you?
What do you mean?
You told me to say fuck it.
I got coach Crunchy in here.
He's gonna let me know what I'm doing wrong.
Okay, I'm the only one on the beach.
Crunchy, lock in.
Please, if I die here, I would have you see me.
I'm looking. I'm looking. I'm looking.
I don't see you.
Walk, I think you're further dead.
I see like a bunch of logs, a lot of wood.
You next to the woods.
No, no.
I'm coming, I think.
Are you near the are you near the Big Mountain Hill?
Or are you with which?
Are you on the far right or the far left side of the beach?
From what orientation?
Facing the beach or facing the sea?
Facing the beach.
Far right, far left.
Facing the beach or facing the sea?
Facing.
Vots, what are you saying?
I'm not looking at the sea or I'm
at the perspective of being at the sea.
You're looking at the water.
South.
All right.
At the sea.
Here comes.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm coming to the right side.
The right side?
The wrong side.
I'm at the right side.
I know, that's why I'm going there, Hutch.
I don't see any logs.
Really, we are not near each other.
Bro, don't say that.
I'm on a different beach, man.
I'm feeling like Tom Hanks in Castaway right now.
He's in the swamps.
You're in the swamps, you fucking idiot!
I gotta join you. Get somewhere not near anyone else right now.
I sent you my code twice.
Look at what you've done to me.
I'm here.
What's up?
Hey, what up dog?
Oh, join up.
Join up.
What up, big dog?
Good to see you, man.
I missed you. Give me a little smooch.
Give me a little homie smooch.
Just want me.
I can't join you you fucking invited me the same time I invited you idiot join me
You join me you join to get an info can we get in a bush, bro? Why are we in the middle of the fucking open?
I feel like I'm doing all the lag the heavy left and right there. You're not doing nothing. Where'd you go?
I'm running towards this bush hurry up
All right, we need to come up with a plan. Where where do we grow at man?
Well, there's no AI on this where we're I don't know about body drops. You get that invite
Why is that invite?
All right, listen do this do this hit tab. Oh, yeah, you already left your it's both of us leave our groups
All right left
Yeah crouched standing next to him and right-click for more health. Oh
What are you doing, bro? What don't you see?
That was not my fault crunchy
I'm more health. Well
You missed idiot. No stop bro. I want to be full health
Invite me. I can't invite you bro. I don't know what's happening
Anyone know how to fix this is one of us need to log out
I have to okay. Don't die while
I'm gone dumbass. It's not done
all the work so far so you know
the bear grails in this
nothing. You would chew. You're a
little Yorkie compared to me.
Yeah, I have my uses.
I have my uses.
It's going to be a great life.
So what are you going to do with
with your prime?
I'm just going to walk around
that cook my shit, don't stink
myself.
I'm going to eat everything
that moves.
Dude.
To be honest with you, I'm not used to playing this kind of type of survival anymore on the
aisle.
I love it.
Everything I have is interaction.
I'm the kind of person I talk to.
I find it hard to kill someone.
So I'm just looking forward to going like red mist, kill everything on site kind of
shit and not worry about them talking or pitting for their life to me.
Yeah.
I feel that.
I just hope if push comes to shove, I hope you die instead of me.
But I'm obviously going to help while I can.
Listen, the only thing I'm wondering is if we get into any kind of altercation or situation
that the bats running over here in the Bosch bunch is how many fucking football
fields you'll get away by the time I'm dead.
What?
That is slander.
Every fucking time, guys.
Chad I've played with hutch he gets us into an altercation. He gives the cops. Oh boss. I think
I think they take this it's a fucking full-grown car. No, we're like 16 and a half percent here hutch
I get killed I look to my home until at least come in and avenge me or go out in the blaze of glory
on my in my name in my honor I don't see him I'm waiting I don't see him I don't wait what's
just ran by us just ran by us I don't know I stream 17 why is this not working
football fields away it's definitely you problem I saw that light up you have to
You're re-logged.
Did you re-logged?
Or do we want to try one more thing?
I'm not, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm not.
Okay.
My body's weak!
I'm on the run!
Oh, time to speak!
Good news is is both of us still have a little bit of food bad news. There's a red pack of something running towards us. Oh my god
Chat where the hell do we go?
I'm back here.
I mean, there's no way we live in the swamp, right?
I thought you were a raptor.
Yes!
All right.
Okay.
It's a little dry.
Okay.
All right, boss.
So for my understanding, body drops happen at the compounds.
So if we want to, we should go to the compounds and just do like a little rotation.
Go to sanctuary now?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
We don't go to sanctuary as a Rex. Listen, this server has more Trudon camping sanctuary
pussies than any Isle server that has ever been created. I don't know why, but they do.
They have an investigation. It's true. I agree. That raptor is like, dude, they're scumbags.
Scumbags. We can't go. Have you seen this? Can you do this?
Look at me. Are you looking at me? Yeah.
I
Okay, lock in lock in bro lock in what the fuck and I'm locked in I'm so okay
I say we get into the woods love to swamp get into the woods hope for body drops. Yeah
Okay, okay, let's go right I
Think to the right is how we get into the woods the fastest
I
Don't want to go there man, so I'm it left. I'm it. Yeah, this way come on come come come
Good comes good comes
You know I'm directionally challenged. I know I played with you many times
Get the fuck out of here
All right, so what's the plan we got three things chasing after us are we running together or are we splitting up in a running different directions?
And who's faster?
I thought given moment.
Well, this is an important piece of information.
We're both the same speed.
Well, that's never going to happen.
There's always going to be some small.
Okay, you're faster.
Okay, well then, you know, we just run and we keep running and we run as fast we can together and then
That's you just you just literally you just
Said the statement of you don't got to be faster than what's chasing you you just got to be faster than your friend
That's what you just said
No, I did not say that you did say that in a way. Yes, you did. You just said
Who's faster? I'm faster? Let's run together. What the fuck boss?
Let's just ask you man, cuz we all know you're gonna be the strategist that runs away in this situation.
I'm gonna stand on my ten toes.
What happens if we don't chase my shit? I'm just fucking following you man.
Six toes down, I'm luring them away from you.
And then if they continue to get close and I recognize that they are faster than me,
I'm bringing them right to you, and I'm running away. I'm not a liar. I'm honest
Yes, all I just want to establish. Okay, one of us dies. We both fucking die. Okay
That's that's all I want I don't give a shit about yeah way
No, no, no one of these guys the other one
Waits and goes out with a fucking
You know one last hundred percent mere situation regardless
barrow mirror on the banks of the river okay hold on we got our first we got our
first choice here some food over there yes I'm just why am I not convinced by
your commitment to this pack come on they lock in do we go for that food if
anything sees us there's no running away I don't smell anything the left on the
beach bar. I can't smell it.
Well, what about?
They skip it. Do we go check it out? I think we skip it. Okay.
All right. Let's skip. Let's let's just same plan. Let's get
into the woods. We want the free shit. We want the we just got
here before anyone else got here. Shit.
Not that it's on the beach in the middle of the open, you're fucked if anything comes
over here stuff.
I got to turn on music.
I got already got some music on yet.
I got Skyrim playing.
Got Lord of the Rings.
Let's go.
Two terrors.
Chat, is music good?
something to our right close oh my god it's good I don't know what that was
Oh, it's another Rex
But he's larger than us let's keep moving
Yo, here's the thing do we go kind of we can't cannibalize we'll lose prime oh
Shit yeah, can you take Connie as a mutated as your fourth or is your third or fourth though?
I'd love to meet right now one second Bosch wife agro
Shit oh geez oh sevens guys
All right, lock in.
All right, dude, I forget how far this area is from just the bushes.
in the trees. That's all we want to be. You just want to be in the bushes in the trees.
How hard is that Bosch?
I'm having a sniff. I'm stopping for a sniff. I'm sniffing.
Yep, sounds good. I'm sniffing, but actually in a bush safe, unlike you.
Right, nothing near me.
Nothing. We're good right now. We're good right now. You should probably still have
level up perfect diet half the stomach.
Bashe?
Oh my god I was muted this whole time.
You still have, you still have half the stomach?
Oh man, I'm at a...
69%
Yeah, yeah, we're good. We're so good.
We're so good.
And we're almost in the forest.
Which chance of survival goes up 95% in the forest.
The jungle? Fuck that place.
Alright, we're good.
I'm sorry, one second. I have a guy in my YouTube chat spelling out the N word in multiple
Letters
Oh, there's two of them
Telling it the n-word in multiple letters. Yeah, like he's doing like like one letter at a time, but he's spelling out the n-word. Yeah
My god, there's four of them, it's multiple accounts. Holy shit
All right, there we go.
All right.
Lock in.
Probably cloaks these viewers, like, escaped.
Getting bored with him not being around.
Yeah, why is he raised?
I don't know.
One second.
Let me yell a gab.
Hey, gab!
I'm still in got it gas probably on holiday
Slur withdraws the outro
All right, so that's South Plains we don't want to go there. I said we go into the forest. Yeah
Yeah.
Listen, Christopher Columbus, that was the fucking plan.
I'm letting you lead.
OK.
OK, we're right here.
Yeah, I say we just keep going this way.
I say we keep going this way, and we just hope, pray,
and hope for some body drops.
now here's here's the question
the two naive juvenile t-rex's
march dot word
impending death
no no we're not going to die
i say we take a hard right real quick go back into the swamp and get a drink
bro in my
is this server lagging or am i lagging
posh
can you hear me
am i lagging or is the server lagging
i think it's the server man we did have cheaters they're probably hackers is
probably an ongoing thing
they get indeed lost
on my god
you do you better like the stream look at all of the mods
banning the people spamming the n word on multiple accounts you better like the
stream
might be dragon slayer
but i told you the main to be dust attacks we've had on boss island of the
last two and a half months man
you would not even be able to quantify
uh... i would be because i did it before you did it and it was millions and
millions of packets like it was so much in the main repetition and how
will constant it is
yes probably to be honest with you it's probably the same guy who does it to me
He probably was like an infection and spread to you by watching me and fucking was like, oh boss wants to do something. Yeah, right
great guy
Beautiful family. No, he ain't gonna play my game. I can't
He smiles is he smiling is he smiling on stream? I'll put a stop to that pretty quick smarts
Is he having a good time?
Is he enjoying himself with this?
Oh fuck no.
Not on my watch.
Who does he think he is?
I dare he.
It's alright bro.
It doesn't matter.
Here's the thing.
This is so bad as well that we moved.
It doesn't matter where we go.
Like me and Pina and the boys, we went and played left for dead.
They found the servers on Left 4 Dead we were playing on DDoS-ed them.
So Peanut thought, I'm going to host it on a local network.
They found the local network, which was his IP, and they have been DDoS-ing him religiously
for three days.
And then he had to get his IP changed.
Oh no.
Yeah, it's the brother.
It's bad everywhere.
Well, that is, yeah.
I mean, I'll be honest with you, playing the most unoptimized old games for this kind of
shit is not the way either.
Now I have someone running the bot on my YouTube channel that is just the end word and I get
crashed.
I'm going to lose it.
What the fuck is wrong with everything?
What is the gaming world right now?
I'll be honest with you man 99% of my experiences are pretty pleasant so
you're telling so much correct me if I'm wrong you just tried to play a game
with me for the first time in three months and this is the worst experience
you've had
I like I'm other than the in-game situation other than outside of that yeah
yeah I'm not having any issues pretty much but like in terms of like we just
don't get to play the game this hasn't happened other than when you play this
happened no no okay thank goodness thank goodness okay not an infection but
the other stuff I don't really get much of so you don't have someone with a bot
in your youtube chat that is just spelling the word this in word over and
over again on multiple count the Bosch bunch kind of the cops Bosch comes kind
of chat man if somebody says the f word in a heated exchange they'll apologize
for it afterwards you know what I mean hey go over to boss's channel dude go over there man
is the server working again I doubt it would be pretty fucking record time
Repeat my last message.
Wait, so logical, you're saying that they have legitimately coded the AI to move like
the best players in the game?
Phony is down, they need your Apex account.
Okay, tell them they'll get it by today.
What's up?
Wait, what is it?
Are you seeing those pictures that I DM'd you on Discord?
hahahahahaha
I was living in here yesterday
what the fuck
yeah
bro
hey
what happened man
wait so cheaters are taking AI and making up the size of the map
there's like exports and stuff to do not come
that was in your game
that was in here yesterday
hahahah oh my god
Yeah. Exploiting the mods.
Bro, these people are freaks! In the aisle!
Oh my god.
it's pretty funny in fairness like you know the worst part about what's
happening to us is we're going to keep getting DC'd and it's good it's gonna
kill one of us for sure
we are growing raxes which is slow and painful anyway that's until you're like
Hey, what's up? Decided to float up here for a little bit.
PINGARDium Leviosa!
Oh! The good news is we should be able to drink for free.
Oh my gosh, we time-traveled.
I don't know who said it, you're probably tired of hearing me say it, but this guy is
still spamming the N-word in my YouTube chat.
Thank you RP.
Yeah, I think we just put it in sub only hey if you're watching the stream you better sub so you could talk
Easy sub easy subs W's in the chat easy subs
What do you think about the new dinos they're bringing in jeff or did you play the whore testing at all?
I'll tell you this right now
The Horde test the Kentro the new small sort of a more mobile
Stego is hella fun. You can shoulder charge while you're running with your spikes. It's kind of crazy
But you can also defend you can go into defensive stance where you wrap your tail around you. It's awesome
I like to hear that two new Raptors the Ovi or the Astro, but one thing I will say, you know, they brought redwood trees in
really so you know those can live in them the map so all these trees are
going in lots of parts particularly highlands and the Dalton stuff are all
big motherfucker fat redwood trees the map is about a hundred times more
exciting and alive and better it's amazing oh that's really fucking awesome
it's like it's playing you're playing on a new map like I couldn't I love that I
love that like a different map the redwoods are incredible I love that
That's it. I'm glad they're doing that now. Is he gonna be out in the next five years or two thousand and thirty two
It's not got it. Okay. Lightly
Your baby's gonna be in high school by the time that map comes out. That's good. That's good
It's good. I won't get to play it. You know, I'll be done. I'll be able to like you'll be retired by
Good good good
We got some water.
Yep, we got water.
We're feeling good.
We are feeling great.
GPS is rolling.
Let's rock.
We got some meat to our eyes.
Not sure I want to eat.
Okay, nice.
Good, good, yeah.
I was looking at the map.
I was looking at the map.
Yeah.
Yeah, we got some meat to our right.
So again, the problem that I'm really trying to wrap my willy around right now is that
Because of all of these DCs, I fear that's a lot of DCs.
I fear that there's not going to be much bodies.
Yeah, I feel you.
I could never wrap my willy-randy because it's so small.
Yeah, this is like the top of a tuna can.
Yeah, God, jeez, I wish it was that, Joni.
I'd like a little bit of a cocktail salsa.
You are Irish, so I do believe everything you're saying.
Yeah, I never lie.
At least it works.
Hey, I'm right.
It does.
You got living proof.
It works.
You know, she might know what's going on or if it's on or over, but I'm all good.
Yeah, I'm done.
It works.
Two kids.
Deep.
I'm done.
Have any more here to do good?
I would love to, but I'm just getting past it, brother.
I don't know how much more.
Like, baby making years I got in me, you know?
Yeah, I feel that.
If I could do one thing differently about kids,
I would have started earlier, honestly.
I'd love a big family.
How old are you?
I'm 42, man.
Are you actually?
Yeah.
Dude, you're old as fuck.
No, I know.
I know.
I'm like, I'm older than a shots, man.
God man, can I push you around in your inevitable wheelchair at some point?
My advice to you brother, especially because you know you're in a good decent position I'd say,
you know start a family young. Yeah. Do it man, I'm telling you. And then you'll also have grandkids
young and it's just like your family kids, best thing you'll ever have. Yo can I be real with you
right now. Yeah. Like can I be honest? I got no idea where the fuck we are.
Can I be honest with you? Yeah.
I knew that. In the first minute, I let you lead, but I just wanted to make you feel good about
okay. I appreciate that. What do we go now? It's just empowerment, man. I got feeling good on
These swamps, these swamps are literal hell, brother.
I hate this place.
You lead us into the heart of them.
Where are we in the heart of, oh my gosh,
we're in the heart of the swamps.
Follow me, I know where to go.
We're going back the same way we came.
Come on, let's go.
Nobody likes the swamps man. I'm gonna be honest in this entire map. I don't mind anything other than the swamps
Like the swamps is the only area where I'm like fuck run the swamps. I
Think that's like
That's a post to be a bad
I've just got bad juju about the swamps ever since I saw our tax in the swamp of the swamp of sorrows in the never-ending story
You know, I don't even know what the fuck you just said was that your Japanese your your chat will know
It's all right young culture
They are making a reboot of that though I
Forgot dude you're a movie connoisseur
I just a fucking culture brother. I was your age. I've watched all this shit as well
Now I just watched movies a different time when I was young ground to see we watch movies and shit like you know now
No, watch movies like old movies
the fuck ADHD kids that just want to be a no they don't they don't got the
attention span to watch movies bro I catch myself bro I watched what's the
movie I forgot who the actor was in it shit forgetting his name but it's the
movie about he used to be a detective then he became a cleaner and he cleans
this house of like a murder and I think it's literally called cleaner he cleaned
this map this gross point blank no no we clean this house it was a murder and
then he finds out it was like a cover-up and then he's like trying to like
Samuel Jackson that's who it was
bro this place is cursed how do I get up this fucking hill I'm dead I'm dead
wait actually no you are such a piece
you don't hear that it's a car now bro it's close to you I know it's literally
on top of me I'm not moving is it underneath us or yes it's underneath
us to our as well. Oh, no. West.
What's the car doing out here, Bosch?
I don't know why the fuck is he stopped right where we stopped?
Are you sure he stopped?
Are you sure he's still here?
I think so.
He also went the way that I want to go, I think.
I think I can hear him stomping reins too.
I mean, too.
I truly don't know where to go.
I don't know how to get out of here.
You know how to get out of here?
I think it's the way that he just went, isn't it?
If we just go straight north, we'll be fine. We wrap around here, we're fine.
Yeah, this is where he went. This is where he went.
Oh, this is where we have to fucking go too, man.
I don't know. I don't know. Do we just give it a second and hopefully he roams off, but like...
I think he's gone.
Okay.
Just creepy creepy listen nice and calm
So he's there he's right there. He's looking at me. He's looking at me. He's looking at me
Wait right where you see I'm keeping you on your toes. You're such an asshole. You got why would you do that?
You
Don't make you feel alive though. That's right. Oh, no, no, bro. You made me fucking terrified
Shit my pants
I don't think we can get up this way, but we can wrap around I think this is too steep if you keep going north
I don't think we can get up. Okay, you go you lead you lead you lead. I just don't think we can. I
I think we wrap around to the left. Okay. I have a sniff, I have a sniff.
Alright, that's where I'm at.
Okay, come on.
I can you know football team playing crashness in the Andes kind of situation or like a
Just you know, no like everything's honestly, okay, but I'm still gonna eat you type five
That's not role play man. That's just how you live your life. You just
Fucking consume
Origin bro leave it a bro. It's we're playing a game
That's good good good route jackass. Where the fuck are we going now?
Last time I checked, we're not a mountain goat, we're not a mountain goat, okay?
We're T-Rexes, lock in.
This is like you, you fucking jump into a hole and then you're like, okay, got a thought of it, it's Bosch.
It'll take time, man.
He got a unwrapped, he got a unwrapped yoyo.
Guys, this is like fucking Oceans 11, you know, I got to put a plan together, got to put a team.
You got to get a little dude, he's going to like, you know, contortionist himself into a box.
fast. I don't have that guy well, well, well. Look what
fucking boss did. All right. I think I found our way out
here. We should go right up this hill. Okay. I think we're
good. A folly. A folly. Look at that. We never needed. We
We never need a Bosch. We're already out.
We've made it! Yes! Bosch, where the hell are you going, man?
I'm going the right way, brother.
Well, you mean I'm up here, bro?
Me, too, but I'm getting the fuck away from where you're going this way.
You're gonna go to said plains, right, jungles?
not South Plains not not like around it but not in it so the old set planes it's
like that is with sanctuaries below us so this is kind of a rain okay and then
you know what I said we do I said we go camp one of those gates
oh they should there should be a compound right here somewhere actually well
not yet I don't think we're big enough yet
definitely should stay away from parts yeah as we're standing right next to a
path yeah I was thinking I committed to the smell you know when you commit to
the long smell you can't interrupt that shit you can't you can't you can't you
miss the smell you're locked in for the next five to ten seconds I think okay
I've seen I having said that I've never seen so many pots on the aisle ever before
Fucking maze of pots everywhere
Do-de-do-do-do-de-do-do
We are so fucked.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
We are so fucked, Bosch.
I think we're in a good spot.
Foss?
How?
What gives you that inkling?
Well, we're alive.
True.
But for how long but for how long, Bosch, at least you're asking the important hard
hitting questions.
Yo big fast.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for the sub on tube.
Lord, thank you so much for the 25 months tax.
Thank you so much for the two months.
Think of it in two.
Touch the prime wrecks on the beaches of South Plains.
W information.
Strikes, Bobby, ice and logical. Thank you guys, man.
Logical solutions.
Solutions.
Guys, listen, I know we don't want, we don't want Bosch to die.
But if it comes to it,
We have to be prepared to leave him in the dust and live our lives. Okay?
He ain't smelling no food, man.
Just be mentally prepared for that.
Yeah, there ain't no food, like, at all.
I actually had two bodies on the beach where we spawned was great because there was a B
in there.
There was also an allosaurus that was going to eat the fucking ass from our backside brother.
Go on the side planes, go on the side planes.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what
But we do need to get diet soon.
There's so many raptors over there, it's not even funny.
are we right now bro? Where the fuck are we?
We're like underneath the dome. See the dome?
Yeah I see the dome. I see the dome.
So depends where we want to go. From here.
Do you want to go up to the jungle sector?
There's this right here. Small tunnel entrance. We should go to that small
tunnel entrance and hope for a body drop.
Right.
He's got to say a quick prayer.
We go on the right way.
I see it right over here.
I started following you.
You.
the
map is like updating so slow
to go thank you so much for the
10 gifted bro I appreciate you
man are there right now I
appreciate you dude thank you
so much for love
I'm in a different spot right
I was like 98 degrees.
Nicola shake.
With humidity, bro, you walk outside and you just instantly start sweating.
It's an actual hell.
See the big, the big issue with Ireland is we don't really do air
calm too much.
Oh my gosh. What?
You guys have to go to the right. I think the entrance. Oh my gosh
We don't have a air con earlier in Ireland. Well, we do but we just not that calm wait
So you you guys don't have air conditioning like that's not like a normal thing
No, I'm hazes because it's not this is not that hot. It's not there's no need for it
So what are you doing to combat the heat right now? I mean more modern hazes sure
like really recent bills probably have it, but I mean, I have a fan and that's it.
What?
And I stream in like a conservatory kind of room where it's like half of the wall facing me
is like the sun is facing and it's half of it is a window.
Oh, my.
Are you just sweating bullets?
Yeah, like.
Oh, my ball sack is like molded to my gaming chair.
Oh gaming chairs like like not even like plastic or leather. It's like a fabric. That's a lot of this. Oh
You know what I I don't want to say I don't feel bad for you
I do that's terrible, but I have experienced that when I first started streaming I
Moved back into my parents house, and I was streaming in their garage in Florida
sweating balls bro all day long on a leather fucking chair
I don't know where the fuck are we going again I don't know we're currently to the right
oh you like literally you're like a magpie you saw some shiny fucking thing on the map
Decided to go over there and now we're lost again. No, we're not lost. We're not lost. We're not lost
We are
Returning towards where we were though. We're not. No, we're not. No, we're not
We are
That know we're not we are
venturing
Towards some great location first we're gonna mud up. Don't get some mud
We are starting to get dangerously low on the old food, mood, but not mood, mud, it's
an advantage, is it not?
If we continue along this dome, okay, we will hit the perimeter entrance, and if we turn
Right, oh my gosh.
Wait, no, that's the Delta Swamp.
There's three areas at the Delta Swamp we can hit as well.
But I think what we wanna do is,
is we wanna hopefully get a body drop
and then travel all the way to the northern side of the map.
Fuck the south.
You in?
Hello?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
What were you just saying to your
chat? Oh, don't move.
You think we could beat that
Rare or Apache, could have been Apache.
Just put the full pattern, it's very quick.
It's kind of like a rare or Apache one either.
Probably Apache, honestly.
I said we keep cruising, bro.
Apache would be devastating right now.
We're on the path. We're breaking our rules. Okay, so if we follow this, what is this green
area? Nesting triceratopsis to our left. We do not want to go over there.
I'm hearing I should be taking my first mutation.
Uh, we might, I mean maybe do we have the...
29% I don't know what you are, yeah.
Do you have the, what's it called?
We don't have the, what's it called, the diet.
Enhanced.
Enhanced, do you have it?
Nope.
Yeah, then we're chilling. Don't listen to chat.
Oh shit, look there's a compound here.
Oh you found it?
Oh yeah, look.
Oh it's pipes, it's not a compound.
Oh my gosh, I did lead us back to the swamp.
I know, I've seen saying this to help fucking time man.
Shit. Hey! Hey!
this way follow me
oh yeah don't go that way oh shit no is that a raptor uh maybe an hollow
i'm running past all that
they did to try sarah tops bro but a small one it does seem like a trike
We both agree straight to this a right
Oh shit
You can't just say oh shit and go silent oh shit what
We're gonna have to go up again, it's on top here. No, I think I see a little path
Well, I'm up top you wouldn't you go for I went up. I'm up top here. Oh, no
Coming around
back the way you came you can come up and we go up on our end okay okay okay okay
oh I should we got to get this a man we need it so bad
oh no
Okay, I'm going to get up there.
Oh my God.
We got to get this A. My grocery's just got here, shit.
Should I should I go and move the groceries in right now?
Yeah, oh, no, it's not the a though is the tragedy all right I'll be right back
MOTHER FUCKER!
I forgot it was Hutch's shopping and I forgot he shops for a small fucking village.
He could be here for a week, guys.
Hutch goes down to his local gas station
and hires some people to help him unload his shopping
when it comes.
Hey, guys, listen, I got a few trucks worth of food here.
Yeah, you want to help me for a few bucks?
You don't know that?
Jump into the kitchen?
I'm back.
I'm back.
Are we dead?
Oh, we are fucked.
Why do we order a full frozen cow?
It was on sale this week. I don't know what to tell you.
No, bro. Listen, listen.
I don't even know.
My wife orders groceries.
Okay?
Orders just weeks worse.
Jesus. Chill out there, Speedy Gonzalez.
Weeks worth of groceries.
And then goes, hey, I'm going to go have lunch.
Can you grab them?
I'm like what I'm streaming well, I want to go and get a sandwich
What you know, I ran back up here by the way to watch you piece of unbelievable
Unbelievable she needs to eat you man
Well, I'm hearing is me me me me me here, okay?
All right, where do we go your wife stands like a saint. I don't know in short in
In long I all those two are left we have to go down left I think
Right this Delta
What's your stomach out it's bad it's really bad
12.7
This is starvation simulator right now. We are living Tom Hanks in cast away
I see we go as far as we can this way and just keep smelling hope for the best. I mean
server going down three times
does not help our situation with
eating food.
I mean we could try and go in the baby area.
Might be like our last ditch hope.
Oh, this we just got to believe Smith. Yeah, yeah, I believe I believe you believe
Oh, that's a lie. Oh
I can
I'm not gonna die today. Yeah, you'll be leaving
I
Like I'm about to walk off of a cliff. Oh my god. This is so dangerous. I was like flying to counterbushes thinking this is it
This is it. Oh, there you go. Oh
And ski sundae. Oh, no. Oh
Shit, we're fine. We're fine. We're fine. Keep moving
Move smell move smell move smell
Oh, it's looking like a baby's own. Are we still small enough to where a Trudon can
jump on us and kill us instantly? We are, aren't we?
Probably, honestly. Shatzal saying yes, we are.
Yep, listen, we've been alive for 17 hours, this is the T-Rex Carl, we've grown like two
nipples like this.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, we're here, we're at River Delta, it's actually
good.
This is literally the worst place we could be in the world, it's populated, it's exposed,
we have nowhere to hide, the Delta is literally the death track.
Yeah, I completely agree, but it's a world where we can find food.
I mean, do we go right is swamp, right?
No, right. If we go right, we can go to that gate.
Isn't the gate to the right?
We're going to have to cross the water.
It's either way, we are literally like
we're fucked on the on the struggle bus.
I know, I know, I know, it's not we couldn't be more on the struggle bus.
like we are like strapped in locked and bolted into the struggle bus with no escape. I know
and no help either. If this has like a fugitive type crash where the struggle bus just goes off
a bridge into the water we're on board we're dead man because we ain't getting off. I know so we
need to make a choice where do we go do we go left do we go do we just say fucking go across
What do we go? Like we have to go left, right?
Jack, where do we go? I think right and north is that gate
You just need food. We just need to keep trucking. We just need to believe. Oh look, there's a little tunnel through there
Should we go back towards the beach? No, no, no, that is the swamp over there. That is bad bad times bad day
No, it's not yes it is
Oh man, it's not. That's past the swamps. We are out of the swamps. The swamps are
behind us.
Yes, but if we go through there, then we have to take a left and we're at that lift. Just
follow me. Follow me. It's about to get sketchy, but there's a world where we can make it
across and get to that gate.
In a world. In a time when two T-Rexes survived the Delta.
I missed that, I missed that on screen trainers.
You're Spike?
Yep.
Scared the shit out of me.
Where is the corpses? Where is the bodies? Where is anything?
Oh, you're done, man. You're toast.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, no. I got a swimming cross.
No, no, why would you do that if we keep going this way? There's a body drop. Maybe over by the Delta base
Okay, just spin just fucking swing. I mean wait is that a body? No, it's a rock
There could be food. I think there's a food drop over here on the beach, but it's like the old area where you get the
Salt water mutation, maybe maybe
We're fucking cooked we are so cooked
That sucks
Shitty situation, but do you believe I still I still believe I still believe
I believe I believe I believe I believe I believe oh I see there could be drops
over here by the right but I don't know how far our snifter our sniff dargos well
We want to get to that gate right over there.
It's on the water.
You looked underneath in me.
I did.
But at this point, it's like, I mean, I wouldn't even be mad because we don't have any other choices.
So the only option right now is to do exactly what we're doing.
My stomach is for a ride.
You right here?
No, but I'm about to be.
Let's have a quick schnoop.
You could have some food nearby, please.
I literally haven't smelled any fucking food.
Nothing for hours.
For hours.
Yeah.
I legitimately think it's because of all.
Hey, hey, hey!
Where?
Where?
Where?
Follow me towards where I said the water, saltwater place.
Hey, hey, hey!
I'm a vacation
Domination you see it. No, just follow me believe
We're gonna have to swim we're probably gonna get my suitcases, but either way wait, where is it?
Where is it?
Well, it's gone.
It's got to be my suit.
It just got still here.
It's still here.
It's still here.
I don't I don't I don't think this is where we go.
I think we go to the gate.
Brother, why?
We literally have a here.
Why won't we go anywhere else?
If we die, we die.
At least we're going towards something
that we have confirmation.
Yeah, I hear it.
Like, we go to the gate, there's nothing there, we're like,
oh well, we should have gone to the A, yep.
In the day, this little last five seconds isn't luck at a scale,
it's like the whole journey, we had just been unlucky with food.
We've been so unlucky, man.
We've been so fucking unlucky, and it sucks, dick!
Oh, maybe.
Oh my, okay, now it's gone.
No, it's not. It's in the water right there in front of us. Is that on it?
Where?
You see it?
I can't smell shit. Oh, over there?
Yeah.
Over there? Far? Yeah, it is. I think that is it.
Oh my gosh, so why just spawned behind us as well?
No! Oh my god, I see it. How far? How far?
Close. I don't know though.
I don't know if that spawned or if that's like...
What's a why? It had to have spawned.
It's not something that...
Yeah, yeah, I think it's a body drop. It could have been someone killing something though, right?
Oh no way no way. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. What? There's a fucking gator. Careful. There's a little croc guy. He's gonna eat us. You see him?
How big is he? Oh no. Fuck. He's in there. I think he has a massive hand.
No, but he's gonna... you see him here. He's going for the Y!
This shit buying.
Oh shit man.
Well, this is a rib.
You can't do anything there.
Oh my God, he got me.
He fucked up on me.
Well, it's a fucking rib.
I was all the time sniffing looking for a thing I thought I was out of a super fucking
lunch reach and you apparently I wasn't.
This has been the worst style experience I've ever had.
Oh you won't believe it.
Hey guess what?
That body that spawned brother?
It spawned in the water.
How awesome is that?
So I'm dead too.
No, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
You got a chance
Well in a strange fucked up way I died so you could live because that circus was just gonna fucking
It's just campus on those odd odd odd anyway.
Well, I'm not gonna live because...
We're gonna have to, we're gonna have to make a play regardless.
Yeah, I'm not gonna live, girl. This is server so fucking ass.
I can't even get the fucking turtle, man.
Please, land on the beach!
I'm begging you.
Please. Please. Yes.
and it's already gone at least you got food about 20% belly 30% belly bro
I'm not happy. I'm not happy. I'm not happy. Also, server is not asked. I'm just mad.
I'm just mad. See if you can get a second shot. See if you can get a second shot.
I didn't think that little shitbag had that lunge in him, honestly, man.
Dude, the amount of times we are next to something that's gonna like has the potential
to kill us and you end up like AFK getting grabbed bro it's so often well
like oh watch out that thing's gonna kill us and boss just decides that that's
the time the AFKs no the other time you're talking about the t-rex to kill
I was taking a screenshot man.
Oh man dude, this has been like, oh god.
Oh my god, what a fucking time.
I'm listening your defense at least you you you were trying to you were fighting the gator
at that point.
I was hoping he was going to run out of time.
I was trying I crushed him and I tried to bind him a couple of times.
He was too big.
i mean if he doesn't get us there he waits for us to go into the water
we're dead we're dead one of us is dying no matter what
just sucks that
though it just it sucks that we could not
find food
at all by the way that gate that i was telling you that we should go to
multiple food
food all around it brother like i i'm seeing multiple days on my radar right
now
I heard something.
I think that food source just disappeared.
No, I didn't just far as shit.
i hate the bush died man
t-rex
I
That's an Aliforce!
I'm worried if the water was there to me.
He just ate the food.
Fucking co-fighter.
I
the
the
the
the
I ain't getting a token, I ain't getting back in as a rack so.
No, don't say it can't be a rip.
I can't even store this thing either.
You want me to message?
I reached out to Putin.
I don't think Putin's around, so.
He has a, he has a, let me see.
All righty. I reached out. I will let you know. Yeah, it's I'm gonna say in our defense
I said the server crashed a bunch in our defense and we couldn't find food because of it
Hopefully they feel bad for us and give Bosch one more try
Oh my gosh the T-Rex over there prime one
The drop down right here
Alright I mean boys we're not out of the woodworks yet we need a full stomach like right now
I cannot believe that the food was stolen right as we showed up. That is so
for Rootle, man.
What the fuck is that?
Do we eat the leftovers?
Well, he just ate a body.
I don't think he's gonna eat all of it.
Chad, what's the chances that Aldo allows me to eat at that body?
Is there a world?
Yeah, I'm just I'm so small
Hey, you should have one
Bosh Bosh
that's it bro that's our only option
I'm going to wait a little longer before we even, because you have to think like he's
eating and he might rest.
I'd like to get an eye on it though, to at least know where it's at.
If you're in the stream, please love me.
Where'd the body go?
Oh, he wouldn't have eaten that whole body.
I think we get out of here.
I need food so bad.
Live map where am I?
We're right here at Delta Bridge.
There's multiple people around all eating everything.
you
you
you
you
you
There's food over there.
are we looking you got a token I'm not looking good oh thank you guys
I
Saw looking good for me though Bob
Why but you had food my the turtle was only two bites
Well, I tell you so there was a lot more than some food near you though
It all got eaten. I went to one body. There's a full grown allosaurus
I went to another body a car. No ran by while the car. No was running by the aloe attacked him and
This whole area is just contested by a bunch of big shit
I'm running through a trick a chicken leg right now. I'll let you know how it goes
oh my god
Yes, I'm saved.
Do I deem this token again before it's smashed off?
Oh no.
One second Bosch, one second.
like two different things of why there's no fucking way now is the time I get
bugged there's no way there's no way there's actually no dude this game boss
I don't know how you play it all the time. This game is gonna fucking make me lose my mind
This game is gonna make me lose my fucking mind, man. I
Just looked for two hours for this opportunity
I drug the fucking stuff across the map and I get bogged I get bogged
Oh my god, this is such a bad
Wait
The body just despawned
And the body just despawned, okay, fuck it
We're out of here. Oh my gosh, Bosch. I'm on top of the fucking Mountain Sun
Oh, damn son
Bro, I could have had a
300% growth increase, but the body bugged out and fucking flew into the sky and disappeared
So I have a 200% growth increase full stomach to the point where my shit is red
I'm I'm not moving from this bush
I'm not moving
We are so back I
I think by the time that this ends I'll be speedy rex so I can actually hunt some shit for us
How are you doing Bosch where you at would you spawn you reach the maximum amount of stored vatures for that
You can hold the currents here levels. What do I do? How do I use my vature?
You just copy it so
do slash storage it will show it to you copy that code
load in as a DRIO
and then what is it chat? How do you redeem it?
claim? no
or use? I forgot the name of it
self-restore
Yeah, that's it. And then when it says skin, when it says skin, put false and then put
the code in and you're good. Yeah, chat, that's called a survival game. Yes, this game is
full of ups and downs. It's full of rage and happiness. It's full of conquering and failure.
full of pissed off rather be pissed on it's full of oh my gosh the the body just glitched but I
still ate some of it oh I got a turtle but I got two bites that's welcome welcome to the aisle
it is the greatest hating dog shit wonderful incredible terrible game you'll ever play it's
why we're addicted yes all of the everything has gone wrong but we're still alive and that is what
matters so whenever we hit prime or if we don't it feels damn good or it hurts
that just more that's welcome welcome to the game you're watching welcome it's
good to have you can I go to unit can you give me a small coat is on the work
no I'm too big I'll have to come to you I'm pretty sure yeah right chat am I
too big? Yeah, I am. Okay, I'm still very close to River Delta. I'm just in that that
age six transfer to me done though. Transfer to you like I can't know we can't go back
I can forth them to large.
Okay.
Yeah, I mean, I don't think that.
All right, well,
we'll get a bit away from you.
Just gonna take a little bit of time.
Think of it like this, okay?
Positives.
The positive is, right?
You're on T-Rex.
You know what I'm saying?
We got another shot at this shit.
I don't know what I'm saying, Foshe, Foshe.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
There was nothing we could do about it.
I mean, I did that myself.
What?
somebody was down in there. What's going on?
You actually won't believe what just happened to me.
I am so pissed. No, bro. No, I'm not.
I went to a body. I got the organs out. The organs are freshest spot.
I was in such a good spot, but my stomach was just a little lower.
So what do I do because my stomach is just a little little lower and 30 seconds since I left
I walk back over there to just top my stomach off because it's not contested and
Somehow in a span of less than 20 seconds the food rod rod it
Brother the game is trying to make me not play it anymore like Don D's fucking with me
I fucking massive meatball, man.
Hey, brother, I literally, I smelled it before.
Bro, it literally is just despawned.
I'll be honest with you, can I give you
an honest piece of advice, just as a friend to a friend?
What?
You need to park your reservation
about fucking voice chat and just give it a go,
because you would fucking love it, you'd revel in this.
I know you have an idea of that survival element,
and I get that, but you are discrediting
The amount of fun you will have with voice chat, the amount of fun your community will
have, and the amount of new viewers that will be like, oh, I didn't really like dinosaur
survival games, but the content in this is crazy.
Yeah, I plan on trying it out soon.
That's the honest take.
I plan on trying it out soon.
I do.
I do, I do, I do.
Now here's the real question.
Here's the real question.
If one goes bad, does that mean the other one is going to be bugged as well?
I mean, at this point, what's the worst that can happen, right?
I get sick again.
It doesn't matter, yeah.
I mean, yeah, exactly, so.
Oh, dude, what, what, how does that even make sense?
I pulled them both out at the same time.
Now they're both rotten.
Oh, my God.
Now I'm fucked.
I don't I don't get you don't get double poison. You don't get double poison.
I know, but I'm poison once I can't eat. There's nothing else nearby.
Well, you just got away. I mean, you're not enough.
You still got some stuff to get some water and just you'll get some food.
Get back on again, brother. I see you there.
I'm in a much worse state of spot than you. Okay.
No, I mean, I hear that I'm alive, but at the same time, it's like, bro,
I finally was feeling good, you know, for the first time all day today.
I was good Bosch, for the first time, all day today, I was good, and what does this
game do?
It fucking bugs and kills me, AGAIN!
Welcome to the eye.
Why is this shit so cursed?
Yeah, but Chad, it's not even death by greed, man.
would be death by fucking greed if I got jumped on by a Herrera or attacked by a
raptor it's death by bug by bug again give me an end friend invite apparently I
can go to you your friend code invite friends no I really have ashes and I
been in here telling me it won't work I won't go to you I can't go to you no I'm
too big. It's going to reach a certain size where you can't go to or from, I think. There's an A right next to me. This might actually work out my favorite. I might get a perfect die.
Alright, everyone in my chat saying you can't go to him, but he can go to you. Let's see. Fuck it.
What's the worst that's going to happen?
Copy, paste, put that in, see if you can come to me.
Yeah I know all you've heard from me is talking about bugs in this game.
I know.
It's how you know I fucking love this game because I'm addicted even though there's
so many bugs in it.
I love this shit!
I love it! It scratches my tits!
Your friend is too big to use the car.
The monthly ticket for the 7 months,
Nade, Baz, Dunder, Purple and Beast Mode, thank you!
Yeah.
It's not the first time you've heard that at least, anyway.
Oh no, not the first time.
You Daphne are too large for like some fun fair rides and shit like that, right?
You can't go into some things.
All of them.
Yeah, no, it's it's literally what happens to me like I went to Universal and I tried to get on the I
Mean the list goes on bro. I tried to get on Hagrid dude a literal ride made on
behalf of a giant and I couldn't fit
Okay, I'm not even gonna
yeah I couldn't get on that I couldn't get on anything well that's that's a lie I couldn't
get on a lot of like this the the one second sorry I'm really nervous
I'll bug out again
okay this is about that
No, it wasn't bones. It kept on me. It's fine. Fuck it. We got a huge, huge leaf.
Um, what all? What all am I, what all can I not do? Um, I could do Hagrid. I couldn't
do Avatar, the one, uh, the one where you fly on like the back of a, of a flying Avatar
thing yeah I know the firefly thing yeah I couldn't do that I couldn't do I would
say it was a good I'd have to say it was a good like 75 to 80 percent of rides I
could not I could not go on yeah 75 to 85 percent
That's crazy. Did they give you a discount for that? But let me go in.
No.
You jeez.
They say sorry, you can't fit. Have a good day.
That's wild. So we went to your Disney in August.
Yeah.
Me and my Mrs and my kiddo and my Mrs was obviously like six and a half seven months pregnant.
when we went and we found this out at the end this is a tip for anybody going to any of the
business i think so on the last day obviously my mrs couldn't really go on anything because she
was preggers so you can't go on shit because the protect the kid obviously um but when we were at
the we were on the last day and we were in the queue and we were talking this this this dude in the
queue and he was like yo listen so what you do is you and your kiddo or whoever you're going with
you go on the ride you come off and at the end of the ride when you come off the ride there's
like people who help you like get off the you know get out the people the Imagineers or whatever
they call you say to them baby pass so what that means is there's a baby password so if you get
off a ride and you say baby pass basically it means that for in a situation where there's two
parents with like a 10 year old and then a buggy kid that can't go on the ride they say they give
you a baby pass so you can come back out tell the other person the password so they can skip the
whole queue and go back on so they'll have like a baby password for like an hour or two on each
ride they'll change it up all the time so you they don't check or anything you just say baby pass
you get the password say it's like hutch so you go back to the front of the ride again and you
use that password and you can go into the fast track queue and skip everything.
Really?
So it's just so parents can like both go on the rides even if they have a small kid that can't go on the ride.
Yeah.
There you are. I didn't know that.
Yeah, maybe pass. We only friended it last day so me and my kid went back to back on some of the big
grades like four or five times.
That's sick.
Tech. New tech, new tech.
No chance, not because I'm fat, although that doesn't help on some.
Majority of the time is because my shoulders are so tall up, so whenever they go to do
the latch, it hits my shoulders and doesn't come down.
Or it's because my legs are so long that my knees, I can't get the bar over my legs.
That's the majority of them.
For example, like the avatar, my legs, like my knees, my feet couldn't fit because you
had the little platform and then you have where your knees sit and the little paddings
because it moves, my legs couldn't fit in that area.
That's wild man.
Yeah.
I mean, because I'm kind of like on the borderline of getting to like, I feel big in some rides,
but like, yeah, that's wild.
You can't even fit in.
just said that's just 6'8 and anywhere from around 280 to 380 pounds
fuck you jesssa fuck you
I'm just camping a body right now, bro.
If you were able to make it to me, do you want me to send you my coordinates?
I'll get there.
I know where roughly where you are.
I just went through sanctuary as well, so I got my sanctuary.
I'm like, dude, I'm now sketched out over everything I want to eat.
Like, I'm sketched out.
It's going to kill me.
My water is at 16%.
You think I make a move to go get some more?
Yep.
I think that was smart.
I just want to get one more piece of this food that I'm going to go.
One second, I'll be right back.
Sorry, dogs got into a tussle.
Oh
I'm not sure.
Chat how stupid is it to take a drink right here?
From one to dumb as fuck how stupid is it?
Are you near where I left you?
That big PVP spot used to be.
Like where are that?
We'd always grow with Mickey on Raptors next to that pond.
And I don't know if any of this area is safe to drink
out of to be honest.
Oh my gosh, there's something right there.
What is that?
What is that down there?
It's a belby and he's drinking just fine
It's a patchy fuck
Oh my god, I can't believe it. I've never been this far away from home
Is there anywhere I can go from where I'm at right now Bosch for safe water or no
Yep, you need a bridge
No, I see the lily pads
Yeah, but there's lily pods as a little tree trunk by the lily pods by the bridge, but I don't know how far from the bridge
You are I don't know exactly where you are
I mean the patchy drink just fine
I'm afraid that the patch he's gonna turn around
as a fair chance man I'm saying like I'm not even worried about the the crock as
much as the patch you the patch he kills me even faster
Good
We got it we got a greedy challenge. I'll yell at me, but I didn't want to give it up
I didn't let go let's go
Okay
Dude we are so back in the game, bro. I am on top of the fucking world
All right, I have pretty much secured
Do I go and grab another bite of that food before it goes bad?
Or do I wait till speedy Rex
No, we wait till we grow okay
It's a pretty good spot it's a really good spot
Okay
All right
We're right about right here so we can have some to look at all right
Holy shit Bosch, how we doing brother?
My god, I can't believe it. I've never been this far away from grown
you ready for a 15 hour day but no you're not what why yeah shut the fuck up
everybody start gifting Bosch subs so he stays on how many steps
I'm on these days like my stakes are higher, you know, how many steps you I'm not boss
pre-isle voice server like three months ago, man, I'm like, you know, premium, I've got
a high sub can to about 9,179,9000 Holy shit, Bosch one second, let me yell in my chat
one second. Yeah, we'll have a conversation. He's at 9000. We're not even at eight. What are we doing?
Tax season. Let's go. Hurry it up. Use your primes. Tax season. Use your primes. Tax time.
Sorry, I was yelling on my chat. Dude, W Merchant community though. Wow. W community. Round of applause
for the merchants. Round of applause. Good on you guys. The Bosch bunch. The Bosch bunch, bro.
sounds like a TV show from the 80s and I love it kids one with like grapes and
like ice cream and stuff yeah oh my god I just had a chicken belches ass off
one second I just guilt-tripped a bunch of primes one moment yo wonder power
finish finish lug sir bug take y'all for the subs rack thinking for the seven
months call me Djingo thinking for the sub to Tom thinking for the love boomer
with the fiverr tactical with the fiverr Zack and Kern with the subs Drake
with a tier one over on a tube Lilith and Quasi thank you guys man thank you
thank you for love are those patches oh no wait those are patches that we're
hearing oh brother there is a patchy on top of me right now oh my gosh I I'm in a
fucking patchy next no no no there's four I'm in a patchy nest right now oh
Oh
Yeah, it's probably not a good spot to be in honesty. I
Gotta wait till I outrun them. I think I out wait at what speed do I out run Apache?
I have no idea. Oh
My gosh, no wonder it's so safe over here
Take on thank you so much for the five gifted Felix with the five gifted
KG, thinking for the prime, Akbar thinking for the zero one, Gupti, Matt, Allison, Grubby and Crit.
Thank you so much for the love. Thank you so much.
She-Wolf, Twill. Thank you. W's in all chats for all the love and all the subs coming in.
Sub 100 from being back at AK subs. That's insanity boys. Thank you all so much for
Thanks for the love.
Thank you all so much for the gift.
It's absolute legends.
Thank you.
Fire guy, thank you for the prize.
Zero, thank you for the eight months.
Bear Mountain, thank you for the prize.
Drake, thank you so much for the five over on a two.
Lock in.
Boys, there ain't nothing we can do at this point.
We just chill.
We have worked our way to this point.
Now we get to relax.
finally finally and grow Tom thinking for the tier one big loving thing of an
Prime. 80 away.
The boy, thank you. I'll make a deal. If we hit 8, we hit 8. We will stay on until we
either hit prime or death and I will not die on purposes at t-rex run I take these very close to
my heart but that is my that is my deal prime or death if we hit a and I will try my hardest
for those who don't know how long that's going to take prime is that's that's
literally probably like 14 15 hours minimum
Oh, that's all I had to say. Dude, see, this is why if I make these deals, I know we're gonna blow it out of the water every fucking time, man.
And there he is, all the sleepers, all the Go-Birds was sitting there on his little fucking tower, just like, say it, Hutch. Say it. Say it, Hutch, and I'm gonna drop 25. I know you're gonna do it.
God bless it.
Go Burns with the 25 Gifted Tactical with the Fiverr.
Kurtigan with the Tenner Bear Mountain with the Fiverr and Tongue with the Gifted.
I appreciate the love y'all. Thank you so much.
Dookie with the Fiverr as well.
What the fuck was that?
In Draslo's here, Dras with the 25 Gifted, you absolute psycho.
Thank you so much for the 25 gifted Dreslow Drake with the $2 Super Chat. I love your videos.
You make me laugh. I appreciate that man. Thank you, Kourtney. And I think I already
thank you, but thank you again, man. Dukie Dakes. Nades, thank you for the two months.
20 away, 20 away boys, 20 away. Oh, it says 8,000 on your side. I'm on it 7978. I think
It's because like the tier thrizzles and the tier twos
We'll count your guys aside. Thank you all so much desert venomous visual and nades. Thank you guys
Oh, no, it just caught up eight eight eleven
Wow incredible anonymous. Thank you so much for the tenor. Well, there goes my plans for the day
I can't do it 24 hours. We have
AT&T tournament tomorrow.
Smoke it. Thank you so much for the five gifted district and gosh. Thank you so much for the subs
Not a mistake you again so much for the gifted as well. Whoever you are
We love you
They're all around me.
Oh, can you hear me, Bosch?
Hello?
Okay, sorry.
I pressed something.
Oh, no.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Bro!
I took my first mutation.
Wait, what happened?
Bosh?
Bosh, are you alive?
No, I'm dead.
No!
What happened?
What happened?
Well, there I fucking ski a ski slope fucking parkour slid
down.
You did not.
You fucking doon.
Bro, you did not.
You did not.
I tried to get to you.
I was in a bush and I went, I didn't even go that far and it's the next thing I know
is like sliding through my life and then I went over this big fucking crevasse.
I was on the start there as well.
We were good.
Oh, gosh, no.
No.
No.
No, boss.
Let me reach out again.
These guys.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
At Bosh sucks if he fell to his death.
If we really think about it, him on Rex is not dangerous to anyone but himself anyways.
Did we possibly get one more shot for him?
Boss, I didn't mean anything. I just said, okay, I'm just really trying to get you one more opportunity, bud.
All right, we are officially 40 mile an hour.
Do we outrun patches?
They are right above us.
Do we outrun patches at 40 mile an hour?
Oh, fusion.
I'm sorry to hear that, man.
If you need anything, reach out.
We appreciate you being there, bro.
46 and a brother, he's on top of me.
What the fuck was that?
What was that?
What the fuck was that?
I'd love to loot this spot, brother.
I'd love to.
Dude, I would love nothing more than to leave this wretched lands, but I can't.
How fast is that, Allo?
How fast?
Do we run during the chaos?
Do we run during the chaos?
Do we run during the chaos?
Are those faster than me?
Is the Sarah's faster than me?
We're going!
We're good here, we're good here, we're good here, we're good here.
What's up baby? Thank you. Do you attack blue while you were gone? Yeah, seems like he's
alright. I don't think he was, I walked in there, and blue was in the closet, and Duke
without the bed staring at him.
What in the actual fuck is happening around me?
Yeah, it was very little.
Chat, do I dare try and go use the restroom right now?
I got to tinkle like you wouldn't believe.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Are we live?
Are we live?
Wait, what's happening?
What's happening?
What's happening?
Boss, are you still with me?
I don't know whether I want to try.
You could push me outside, I'm okay, I'm mad.
There's no talk, I think it could be a rip.
Oh my God, boss, why'd you fall off of the mountain?
I was trying to get to your body
and I didn't know, like I was going through,
like I had even gone around this
and I thought I was on okay,
and I went through like a kind of bush and I just slipped.
I messaged again in the chat. I'm waiting on a response
Yeah, it is what it is. They're probably like this this doofus
This is getting ridiculous
I
I'm still waiting for the yay or nay. Hopefully it's a yay
I gotta continue out here
What's your percentage 3435 35. Yeah. I was up to 28 again on that one.
There's I mean brother so much stuff around me like the chances of me actually surviving
Getting in the next couple of minutes are pretty low.
Okay, chances just went very high.
Okay, holy shit, we're back up to 200% boys.
Same rex, same rex.
How about this, Bosch, since you went through pain
with me today, I'll go and play on your server tomorrow
with you, what do I need to download?
Mumble.
Mumble?
Okay, I'll play some mumble, I'll not play some mumble,
I will play some aisle with you tomorrow
on your server with mumble.
Tell Gav to get into our discord and just everything's there for him.
Maybe get a few, it's easy.
I like how you already know that I wasn't going to be able to figure that out.
We can switch it tonight or whatever, we'll also...
I'll talk to you afterwards.
My food is no longer my food.
I think it's I think it's one of those faces that are like look he's over there if we just
don't look at him, they won't know that we haven't seen him yet.
Wait, what are you talking about?
There's like another Rax talking there, like, look guys, if we just don't, like, if we don't
see him, do we really have to address him?
That's how I died, that message is a group chat, I said, listen, worse comes to worse.
I mean, Bosch is only really a threat to himself, you know?
Well, Bosch was a Rex and then Bosch died to a Dinosugus and then Bosch was a Rex again
and he fell off of a mountain and plummeted to his death, so it's kind of a wrap.
So it's a population cap, so there can only be a certain amount of specific dinos in the
server at once.
There are certain amount, they lock the dinos like T-Rexes, so the entire map isn't just
Rexes.
Well, I'm going to be real, like there really isn't anywhere better for us to be at the
moment.
I mean, this is just kind of prime growing for us.
I mean, we got tons of food, we got tons of competition,
we're growing at an alarming rate.
This is the best T-Rex run in terms of growth
that I've ever had.
We're doing really, really good.
now we're just kind of reaping the benefits of our struggle. I'm waiting to
get confirmation from prom.
Yeah, the spoiled meat did end up benefiting us. What at what point are we
the fastest will be? Is it 40? 46.
Damn, so we're just we're just getting fast. What's the fastest speed I get to?
every time I see you you're in a bush shut up even though you're right shut the hell up
I mean 44 miles an hour is pretty fast
You hear that? There's someone out there. There he is.
What happened?
you. They did it. You you're
good. He came through. Proud.
Proud in the chat. WPT in the
chat. Let's go. Proud. We love
you. We love you. Thank you so
much. And like I said before,
This looks like my, this looks like my 2018 fortnight game
play no it actually matters now that we stay alive for Bosch's sake for Bosch's
sake it matters because we can chaperone him to life but we have to stay alive
ourselves also is that a Herrera we're hearing like what is what is that noise
What is moving around us? It's not that big
Ghosts of to bore I have seen ghost of to bore they hit me up a couple of times to play their game
Bro to be honest with you man, I'm kind of a pussy. I noticed this shocking information
information. I'm kind of a pussy because, dude, those games make me sick to my stomach.
Like VR stuff, we tried to do a VR scary game and I was like, or I was like on the verge
of throwing up at the end of it. Hutch, literally no one in any of your chats find that surprising.
Well, fuck you bud. Jesus. I
Know Hutch and lads won the annihilator cup already, but what does second place get money?
So basically the way it works is there's two hundred thousand dollars on the line the
100 half of the all the winnings go to first place and then the other half is split up amongst the rest of the three teams
So it's a big difference between getting first and second
We want though we are currently in first place.
And the position.
To I think take it no matter what but again I said this earlier today is the truth AT&T has increased.
How many points like the last or a week gets before it's never been the last week, but
a week gets.
So we're kind of going into it with the mentality of like we got to win.
So, what's faster than me right now, Chad?
46 mile an hour. What's faster than me?
Chickens?
Are raptors faster than us?
Are raptors faster?
No.
Thank you.
we kind of got big also.
I can't bite!
I got one.
I could have got both there, but I got stuck all of a sudden.
I think we just keep baiting these bodies
This is really good.
This is so good, boys.
Oh my god.
Dad dad dad
okay
Wash there's no way that you've already died again
Wait at least that the panic in your voice and the immediate reply man
What if I actually was dying there man? There was zero concern brother
What do you want from me, man? I want to care about you. I want you to do well, but I've just I've heard nothing, but I'm dead
Oh wait, hold on a minute
I've said it twice man. Yeah, but you said it twice
Yeah, exactly crying wolf you've putt faked me nine times
Listen you've been mr. Fucking negative Nancy today
I don't talk like that I don't talk like that I don't talk like that at all
Listen, I don't know your old ears are not hearing
I've got a raptor on me man. Please don't kill me
Please don't kill me Mr. Raptor. Oh my god, a Raptor's on me. I'm not even joking.
I
Can you do a baby breaking ankles for a living here?
He's there!
He sees me!
Go away from me!
Please!
You got him Stan, man!
Yo, walk into the tree, you idiot!
I
He's fucking with me man
Psychological war
Place I gotta go there. I gotta show him. He's killing on me. Come on. Oh my god. I can fucking hear him
This guy's got the T1000, in Terminator 2!
Have you seen this? Have you seen John Connor?
Right now, I don't know where I go. What I do.
Oh my gosh, make a run for it.
Oh fuck, don't fucking do that!
Yeah, how you getting on over there? Everything okay?
Don't talk to me like you don't have somebody
Just fucking with me right now on Raptor!
What do you mean? What are you talking about?
I'm just like, I'm on the beach, man.
Wait a minute, that's a big one. I can't, I can't.
How big was that patchy we're out here right here. We're out here. It's getting too sketchy over here
for you for you an eventful life so far I do just these fucking patches man
it's alright I'm full stomach my diet's insane just gonna chill chat here's the
problem I want to meet up with Bosch but right now it's completely on Bosch to
try and get as close to over here as possible because I'm at the size now where food is
going to be a problem and I have to stay around food.
I have to.
I don't have a choice.
It's pixelated because we're in the forest.
Just bit right.
Welcome to Twitch.
If you get tired of it, YouTube, I guarantee you probably looks a little bit better.
It'll be a lot better once we're larger as well.
What point do I not have to worry about patches anymore? What size is it like not until like I hit 50%
One time so about halfway there
How can you two have better quality than twitch kind of shameless
Welcome to the internet. It's good to have you. YouTube actually has the ability to stream in a higher way than Twitch does. It's been like that since the beginning of time.
Twitch reinvesting in its servers for us? What are you, a fucking communist? No, they would never do that.
Course not meal. Thank you so much for the prom
Yeah, it's always been that way sadly
Change your title to Bush Simulator.
Are you not seeing what we're seeing?
Are you not seeing the growth that we've been able to reach through the determination
of the Bush?
How about you lock in, all right?
I don't know if you're seeing this, but that's a 183% growth increase.
We're taking over this fucking land, but in order to do that we gotta be a bush for a
little bit.
Look at me, look into those eyes, you fucking hear me?
You see him what I'm saying?
Shut up.
one with the bush you saying what I'm
saying
uh how's it going over there bossy oh my
god brother you gave me the biggest
fucking heart jump in the world why did
you say it like that man
what to say like what how are you doing
but she ain't trying to do it maybe you
would just be like yo boss what's going
on it's like
How are you getting on there, boss?
Yo, bro, are you becoming a schizophrenic? What's wrong with you?
You can't be doing that to a man of my age, man. I'm wasted goods.
Man.
You're joining you in Florida soon, but in the return room.
44, man.
44.
47 years of age.
Well, you're 47?
48.
All right, now you're just going up.
Yeah, but the real question is though we take off our cops man who has no fuckers
off go comes down to die die I hope they're wrapping up you want to find you
again that's fucked up you piece of shit I got a full head of hair like a
like a lion's mane.
Yeah, from the like halfway down.
What?
You like that's why you have your hair long at the back
because you have to make up for the lack of it
on the very top.
So you like grow it extra long.
This music change is insane.
Continues, sir.
That's a good, I've said all I need to say.
Well, your titties look like you could tuck them in your belt
loop, you bitch.
How about that?
Your body look like a bag of mayonnaise.
We can do a top off.
I'm dead.
do it no i'm good i'm good i'm good i'm good man i'm chilling how's the gym
been i see you've been in the gym you've lifting 10 pounds yet
brother i'll you know what let's do a charity event i'll fight you
boss no you won't stop i will fight you i will i will fight you in a boxing ring
no problem let's do it stop it i will fight you
stop it, Bosh. Stop it. You're 44 years old, man. I hate you one time. I'll put you in a coma.
I will fight you. Listen, all jokes aside, I'm in my prime. Okay? I'm not. Listen, for a 42-year-old,
man, I'll be in my fair share. 42? Yeah. Yeah, but you gotta think like a boxing match, right?
Give me nine months eight months to prepare. What's the typical? What's the typical time you get to prepare?
Depends on
USDA no, no, no, we're allowed to use steroids. I'm using performance enhancing drugs. It is what it is. I could probably
Get back in tip two to three weeks. No, I wouldn't know I need I need way longer than that. I need like five months
You know if actually boxing train as well. That's be honest like
I took boxing for three years.
Whatever, brawls and bar fights and stuff like you actually probably have to actually lock it down, right?
I've been in a lot of fights in my day.
A lot of fights, a lot of losses too.
Listen, the good fighters aren't the ones who say that they want it all because I haven't.
I've lost way more than I've won, but I've learned.
I've learned.
I've been floating weather over here, man.
in like 78 now that you fight dorms over the Irish land where you fight little
knows my way man one second I'm I'm debating I'm going over here yo do you
know are you do you know when I can like not get absolutely rained by Apache no
you got your size there's nothing you can do it's just over your same size yeah
you just they're gonna break something I'm at 39% brother I don't need food but
I want food you know what I mean I just I gotta stay in my bush but I'm gonna stay
in my bush. You can't have everything you want in life.
Can't always get what you want.
I'm going to come to you. I'm going to come north up the beach.
Someone just got smoked at the exact bodies that I was just at.
Someone just got smoked.
I mean, it's hard, bro, because I want to leave and meet me halfway, but I do I'm so sketched out by
I should I just broadcast my route to everybody. So now I'm scared. Oh, yeah, you're smoked
Should I meet you at like should I run towards like Delta and meet you at Delta?
Go to the coast that rather than running in line stay on the coast because that's also where Bobby you're off
So are the other parameters.
One second.
What was that?
What was that?
Was that a patch?
He was right next to me, he was at that fucking tree, oh.
Alright you said run to the coast?
Yeah.
That B from me right now. I don't really know.
Chad, which way is the coast for me? Am I walking towards it?
That's not where I want to go!
It's another Rex.
The patchy is hunting.
Help.
You okay?
Oh my God.
There's a patchy in my bush.
I think he's fucking with you at this stage, Rob been hanging out next to him for like
an hour, but neither of us have moved like he's, he's, he's sat on a rock and I've
sat on a rock, he knows you're there, that's why he's Mr. T. Rags come over and help me.
I'm not sure.
Chad, do I run towards llama?
I'm faster than Patches now at 47.
Am I faster than Patches at 47?
I
I
I
All right, Bosch, I am trying to make my way to you.
So listen, I am back where that croc sukes caught me.
So you're at Delta?
Yeah, I'm on the coast on the Delta, but the problem, like, I'd like to send it, but
I just don't know if it's worth the risk of the, uh...
Oh, you're the complete opposite way of where I've ran.
Hmm.
Yeah, I went around the coast.
Well, that's not good, because I think I might run into a patchy singer.
Chat's saying I'm faster than pretty much everything, but I don't know if I should believe
him.
Yeah, but do you believe in life after love?
Yes, sometimes.
Maybe.
to have loved and lost than never to have loved and lost.
Alright, so Chad's saying the only thing I should be afraid of right now is a car now.
Okay so do I just send it here?
It's gonna be a tiny little swim.
If something catches me here it's like crazy bad time.
Yeah, do it.
So where do I need to be heading?
going this way I think
I would if I get to you
We're gonna need more food and water, but I mean we'll be next to water so oh
My gosh my GPS tracker isn't even updating
Okay, I'm on the right track
Like clench put ox time good luck boss you got this bro
Well, hope so, this will be really sad.
All right, we did it. Nice. That's huge
And I am on my way to you right now brother
My map isn't updating for some reason
one. Okay, I'm at the verge of Delta. I'm at Delta. You know, I'm you know, I'm near
where fuck this food right here. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Are you near that gate? Are you
near the same area that we crossed last time? I'll be near the gate soon. This is some random
body in here. Oh my god, it's an alley. We're faster than an alley. We're okay.
Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god, boss. I just ran by a fucking staggo brother in a bush
All right, we got a full a I got a body drop no way. Where are you? I'm at the gate. I'm at the gate
I need food. I'm towards the right here. What's the water? That's a patchy. Keep going keep going. Keep going. All right
Here's the patchy over here
Okay
Same guy
No different guy, but he's camping the gate
I'm uh I'm around the corner from the gaze. Careful.
Is he big? I don't know Chad. Was he big?
He's big enough to hurt me.
You can crush him though, right I don't know
Is the food still there?
I don't know. I'm coming right to you
Careful, bro. That cheese near
I'm near the gate
I'm running. I'm looking for you. Okay. Keep going this way. Keep going this way. Where you going?
So go I see I see just keep going straight down. Yeah, keep going
It's way man.
On the wall.
You said hug the wall.
You just got into a fucking alley.
You went to a diagonal alley there somewhere.
Come over to me.
Where are you bro?
I'm here.
Just look around to your left.
Around to your left.
Around the rock?
Yeah.
Here.
Here.
What's up bro?
Where's that body at?
I keep going all the way, all the way, all the way around to the uh, hug, hug the wall.
Keep sending it all the way, it's at the river, it's in the actual sea, so keep all the way
to the sea.
It's in the water?
Yeah, but you can eat it, like you can eat it.
It's in the sea, though.
I'm getting mixed signals right now.
How?
Crock in the water.
You heard that?
Nope.
It's a crock in the water
We don't need to go there. You just run around, you run around, you go right into the left
You go right into the left by the wall, by the very edge of the cliff
You go left, you go left, you see it's right in the corner
Oh brother
You can eat it straight there
You can eat it out of the wall, just stand over it and eat it
It's fine, it's not with salt waters
Eat these
I just put a bunch of stuff on the ground for you
This is huge boss. Good find brother
How much food are you at right now take it all take it all full valley full valley, okay
You know of any safe drinking spots around us right now?
I'll put it into the Delta honestly.
It's not worth it.
We can find safe spots.
Yeah, I'm still good.
I'm still good.
Okay.
All right, brother.
This is a good spot.
Yeah.
Look at that.
I'm fastened.
All right, brother. This is a good spot.
Yeah, I'm fast as shit.
You're getting you're getting to the size or you're actually a little bit
of a head full for the small guys.
These.
I'm full.
Yeah, for sure.
I'm like, if it's anything actually large, I'm screwed.
But if it's small, I kill it easy.
I mean, what weight are you about 400 kg?
I'm five eighty five
Okay, you're gonna chunk you little chunky
It's so hard for me to gauge how big I am on Rex though
Like everything else I've played it enough. I kind of understand it on Rex. It's like I don't know when
Like when I'm actually large enough to fuck shit up. I
Know it's not in this phase. This is like the baby killer 55. You're kind of doing another thing
All righty, so patchy was around here. Just be careful and then there's stegos that were sitting in the bushes
But on the other side
Yeah, we should go and try and get food like right now or should we drink
Should we drink do not engage not here not here. It says don't engage
You mean don't engage the restart just happened
I don't need to drink. Yeah, I guess drink if you want to drink
Already need to I
Just need to understand does that mean no one's allowed to kill me or not?
Yeah, I think it's like a
Grace period where you just go and say vlog I guess
So I think it's probably combat ceases here. I would imagine but I don't know
Yeah, but if someone does do that
that's like well that's the risk you're running you're gonna lose your crock and
you're gonna have to go up we'll shoot all right let's just keep going let's
start let's start heading towards the safe water then for a spot I don't know
where would be a good spot to log back in at is the question what do you mean
like where do we want to be when we log in that's my question out there
I guess we can just float around this area I just don't know because I'm not
super familiar with this side of the map so I don't know where we would want to
like drink water and such.
Soon as any last little bit of food anywhere.
Yeah, true. I do need to hit sanctuary.
I've already been.
There's water over there.
Maybe we go to this water real quick,
or at least see how close we can get to it.
Big drop right here careful
You're such an idiot
I told you there was a big drop right there, Crackhead!
Oh, bro.
This is it.
This is the spot I drink at, right?
Oh, is this a secret lake?
Yeah, I think so.
Well, we need to drink.
I think you're safe.
Two minutes, great period.
I would drink now before the restart,
because you never know what's new because Mike's up in here.
Shit, there's somebody coming in.
Somebody coming in.
Careful.
You hear that?
Stegos, bro.
You run so fast, dude.
Oh, shit, look at this guy.
Yeah, but it's a grace period, right?
So.
I wouldn't trust it, brother.
Let's do a dance for him. Let's do a dance for him
Yeah, I ain't pissing these guys off. I intend to fade. I'm getting into a bush and I'm safe logging man
Okay, I've had too many trials
These guys are awesome
You want to check this out
All right, let's get it a bush bro
Nice man, those are super cool.
you
you
you
you
you
Let me know when the server's up.
Bosh makes coffee in the toilet. I wouldn't doubt it with Bosh. He's a crackhead.
He's a crackhead, man. It's just the truth.
Where you streaming from? I can't tell you. I want to get murdered.
Gotta be incognito. Secret spies. Tell no lies.
these Irish will fuck you up in boxing I'm Irish listen I
I come from a very Irish side.
If I, I don't know, I don't know if I should, oh!
Well, that ain't good for Bosch.
Is that this?
I don't think I can kill that patchy, can I?
I think he's too big.
Bosh, are you here, Bosh?
Come in, Bosh.
Come in Bosch.
Bosch, come in Bosch.
Do you read me, Bosch?
Do you read me?
Come in.
Earth to Bosch.
Earth to Bosch.
Bosch.
Bosch.
Earth to Bosch.
Bosch.
Bosch.
He's playing with his little baby?
Hello?
Bosh there is patches at the pond and I logged in and I was hovering above the pond
I'll be a minute. I have a visitor. Give me one second. Okay. Yeah. All right
Okay
Little baby
Little baby
Little baby
Thank God, she doesn't look like you
That was a close one, 50-50, 50-50.
Mm-mm-mm.
Oh!
Oh!
Those big ol' eyes and those big ol' choking cheeks.
Yo, baby.
More hair than you.
Someone banned that guy.
Can we get mods?
Can we fucking lock it in?
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
Damn it!
That would be banning the whole chat.
I did banning the...
I did banning the...
I did banning the...
I did banning the...
I did banning the...
I did banning the...
Shut up!
I don't know what we're going to do about the stegos. I don't know. If you think me and Boss are going to be able to kill any stegos, you're on methamphetamines. I don't know.
We got to hope and pray that we don't run into any big old stags before I'm at least prime. And even then, I don't know.
of
Back into the trees where it's safe.
We were getting pretty large, aren't we?
I feel like we've gotten pretty big.
41%? Not too shabby, boys.
Look at your weight, we're at 642 kilograms, that one ton, I think, we're safe from patches,
but then we slow down.
We're at 54 kilometers max speed.
Where are you at?
I don't know, I'm currently pretending to be a wizard right now.
Are you at the water still?
No, I'm going towards the beach. Okay. Yeah, I mean at the beach. Be careful though. There's patches on top of a rock
Yeah, I'm gonna be stealthy
I'm near the beach me too. Okay. I'm gonna run out to the beach you tell me where you're at
That's got me the batches I'm near the water or yeah different stretch of beach right now
there. Right to your left.
Oh, the way, the way.
You're going.
Oh, no.
Well, you need to come towards me.
There's patches over there.
I'm up here.
Straight ahead.
Oh, no.
Turn right and go up the beach.
Yeah, brother.
That's right next to patches.
You need to fucking start moving into the woods.
We're fine, man.
Take a chill pill.
Homie, we're chill, man.
Okay, let's get out of here.
Pachizomi, Pachizomi.
You're a liar.
Alrighty, we want to go.
I gotta get my GPS back on.
I think we go towards North Lake, honestly.
Yeah, I agree with that.
We are reminded to take your mutation before it's gone.
Yeah, we're good.
I'm looking for myself on the map.
Oh, I see us.
Okay.
We just have to go.
We need to go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We need to go this way.
And there's like a lot of staggos in this area so I don't really want to run through
the trees.
You are so much faster than you are.
Oh yeah, that's it's fuck.
You absolutely just burnt my ass on that beach.
Come on, Bashi, let's get out of here.
Oh yeah, we already have food.
I'm guessing it's the body drops right off spawn.
I need to contest some one of these.
this one's close
there's a right here
I don't know
you see it
it's inside this area I think
no it's on the top of the man
no it's not it's on me
oh you got it
yeah come and eat hurry
okay I'm coming okay
I'll fuck him full on A. Can you, can you gut it? Oh, it's just a pig.
I'll just eat what you can, then I'm gonna eat the rest.
Yeah, I just need one bite. I've got full A, and I've just pretty much got full, so look I'm done.
Alright, our plane's coming together. This is why we're here.
I'm not sure if it's a drop or one of these.
Alright, full stomach, good to rock.
Beautiful, great start.
Confidence is high.
I repeat, confidence is high.
Incredibly high.
Make like a Sarah day in there or something. I know be careful
We're at
I heard that like
as if it was like
Why holding like me? Okay, I was here in distance, but towards the A
I'm a lot faster than a Sarah. So you be careful. Yeah, I'm not
Jesus you are starting to stomp as well. Yeah, you got them stompers
Yeah, I would let me kind of like you have some space in between us. Yeah
It's the only thing that can catch me right now. I think it's a car now
I don't want to galley but I can grab a Cali grab a galley now
All right, I don't think we need this a I think we see I think we keep heading north
That's fine, we're real good at the moment.
I mean, we could always go camp it.
I mean...
Stag out to the right on the beach.
Oh no!
What?
Jesus Christ, he was coming literally straight at me.
Who?
Who was?
Stag out, he's chill, he's just going...
Oh, there's a second one.
Oh my gosh.
Do you have any room in your stomach at all?
Not like, uh, no.
Okay.
Yeah, there's another bore.
grab by that food and let's just keep moving. Oh did I? Well I can just carry this for you.
Is there a um is there a baby zone up ahead? I still need that. I should probably do that
like ASAP. Say again sorry baby zone. Is there any baby zones ahead of us?
uh there is one at east lake yeah but that is also laden with Trudons yeah you're talking about
i just heard one i just heard one there's a baby zone right north here for me not that far maybe a
base uh it's about two thirds white right now so we go straight north straight up here like this
baby zone it's a sanctuary hey do you think it's worth me even trying i mean i can outrun them right
yeah yeah you just run you just run you're fine now
we're not gonna kill you like a full tree lawn is not gonna kill you he'll
make you poison and sip but you just run away
you only need to go in for like five seconds you don't need to go into
which way is it uh just up the main up the main
to your left a little bit this way just yeah just follow me
yeah
I think we need to go down to go back up.
Yes we're playing Rex, yes sir.
Yes sir, we are playing Rex.
Going to have to go through the gate over here.
Be careful, this is a pretty dangerous gate.
Oh yeah, this is the gate that I wanted to camp.
This is perfect.
We go knock off baby zone.
we come back here we can't put
patchy
same fucking patchy
This guy's everywhere, careful.
You're probably big enough to crush him.
No, he's prime.
He's a fat boy. Be very careful, Bosh.
Where was he?
Like, right up at the trees between us.
You can go into the gate. Did you go through the gate?
There's no there's no gate over here here man. Come pass it. Oh shit. Sorry. I'll stare at that patchy
Maybe sanctuary is like straight and straight north from here
Oh
Let me see him squirm show me him. He's still alive. He's still no
I wanted you to I wanted those like out of the stadium was a tiny there.
I want to do them in your name.
Hold him in your mouth so he's struggling.
You ever see that?
Yeah, I did.
I thought I just threw him up in the air 400 feet.
So the Rex has this thing there where you pick some of the like that.
It doesn't die.
It's so funny on the voice here because they're like screaming for their life
for like 15, 20 seconds while they're in your mouth.
Square.
Really?
It's really funny, man.
Goal!
Are we almost there?
Uh, close.
On the far, if you'll know where it is, you know, this one is the swamp on the side.
Yeah, this is like the worst one in the entire server.
This is the Trudon City one.
This is the one the Trudons always hang out in all, on all the servers.
So it's like universal.
This is Trudon Heaven.
Yeah, it's kind of like the sanctuary that's kind of out of the way of everything
so they can kind of dominate it, let's see.
This is where they nest.
Oh yeah, here's the tree.
This is where I want to camp.
It's going to be straight ahead.
Yeah, straight up to my left.
Isn't there a way to, like a safer way,
than going through like the main entrance?
Isn't like going up here and then going down safer?
Oh, I don't think there's really a main entrance.
It's just an area of like small trees.
This side is definitely the traffic side because people go down to the water as well.
Yeah, it's just here.
Just go in there for a minute.
See if you can smell anything. There might be something in here.
Oh, something straight ahead. Careful. Trudons.
Yeah, you need to run. You need to run. You need to run. You need to run.
Is that enough for me? Do you think I got it?
Yeah, I think so. I think that's probably enough.
Chad, was that enough? I didn't get attacked by bees though.
Yeah that doesn't matter people say that you need to be attacked by bees but that's just that's not the right thoughts on cheer
People say the bees but the bees are completely orangey base it doesn't matter how deep you go
You know whatever the bees could be on the very perimeter of one side or they could be in
Um people are saying you didn't go in far enough. I think you did
I mean what's the chances those true dogs can kill me?
Uh you outrun them
But in both of them
We're fine honestly, but I would go in again just to make sure yeah, I'm not gonna follow you in though cuz yeah
Just stay in there for a little bit longer, I guess I think again, I think you're
You
Now I'm good. Now I'm good for sure.
All right, I feel better. Good.
Okay, do you want to go camp the road over here?
Um, are things going to the, uh, Sancho?
Well, I just know that whenever me and Gagnar, which is like a really good Rex player,
whenever we were camping, we camped right here and just, bro, we never needed food.
You did Gagnar style?
Yeah, straight up
Yeah, this is like sure we can do it, but I'm afraid of those Trudons if they see us though
They fuck me up. I'm only like 29%
Yeah, you just hang out a bush. Let me hunt some if I can't snap
snag so something on me for our I need you I need you I'm looking behind me
behind me he's trying to kill me see him
don't put your foot on me
fuck him up nice man
was this a yes that's our food we got him in a nice little spot
that was huge brother come on baby
oh come on what's he even trying to jump I don't know what he was doing
No, it's a Sarah, not a Herrera.
Oh, it was a Sarah.
He just had the camo skin.
I was like, why didn't he try and chimp up the tree?
Oh, OK, yeah, it makes sense.
This is our bait.
Oh, shit, even right there, right?
And you can hide behind this tree, like here.
I already know where I'm putting it.
right. Right about right. I want to put it right up on this tree. And then I go sit in
that bush to the left. Yeah, but right here's fine. I'm just gonna, I'm not bushwalking
it here. I think you're, you don't want to be closer though? You don't want to be
Nothing's out running me. Yeah, that's true.
I'm trying to go bush. And you should go maybe like, yeah, you just, you just chill.
You chill. We got our bait. We're good.
You be my eyes. You be my eyes.
And we're just going to some might motherfuckers.
But we don't want to let that sit too long.
We don't want to let that sit too long because they have been having some de-spawn issues.
I don't know if you're having those on your server as well.
I might actually go rip something out of that real quick, actually.
Yeah, I would just get organs so it becomes a bit more appealing to people.
Okay, see lots of little symbols. It would be better for us.
Yeah, I might fill up. I might take some B though. I need some a little bit of B.
There you go.
Thank you.
All right.
All right, the bait is set. I'm gonna go tinkle really quick and then we hunt
Yeah, we have the two juvenile Tyrannosaurus Rexes
although the larger one hutch
lacks
In the brain capacity
He makes up for this in his sheer ferocity and speed
The smaller of the two Rex's posh merchant is the brains of this operation
They have set the trap and now they lie and wait
Unsuspecting victims welcome to the aisle. Wait, what's happening?
What what happened? I had to pee. I ran back. I didn't wash my hands
That wasn't even a pee man! How fast was that?
As fast as I could?
What the hell? That's insane!
Not even a piss man! Holy shit! That was crazy!
I was doing my documentary voice, by David Attenborough.
Something approaches from the shrubs.
The Trudons have found their...
Are there only how many?
How many?
Three.
Three?
I think...
I think they might find me.
One's on me. One's on me. Yes. I'm just gonna run, I'm just gonna run, I'm just gonna
run. Yeah.
I'm pushing it. I can't see me. You want me to help you?
No, no, no, I got it. Come on back. I'm doing just fine brother two dead only one left
All right, they're dead we're good
Be careful, there's one left one more one more one more
Oh, you need to hide cuz they get on you I can't get them off you yeah, I'm just trying to bait them
We just massacred and spied on him, bro. He's not giving that up.
I
Got scared of shit out of me
Yeah, I'm just going back.
There's three of them, fuck, there's actually a lot of them, there's still three of them.
Yeah, you just, again, yeah, I just need you to be out, be out.
I'm big enough to where they literally can't hurt me, they're just gonna keep biting me,
which is fine.
Just you need to chill.
We're back in for some food, I need to get some food in a minute, but yeah, you're right.
i'm not one of those so they didn't they're not really hurting me but
yeah but they can i already killed the adults but
juvenile's are gonna stay around here
keep trying
see there is a big one
they're grouping we get out of here
yeah i think it'll be a bit of fun to get a little bit of what's really i got
you i got you i got you here
do a quick uh...
look at the quick why
yeah i don't know
i just i think you should just leave and let me grab a body or try to
grab some why I see why I think we just I think I think we just give food
somewhere else maybe you don't think it's whatever I think the bodies are
actually a little bit I'm not smelling any vitamins on there
there. Alright, we're good. I got you. Let's go. I got a body. There's B right ahead of
us to the right over here. Okay. Right. That's right. Yeah, I just I have a I have a body
for you to eat all of the organs over here. So let's say we go down here, you eat these
organs and then we'll go up to the B.
You with it?
There you go, feed all that.
I mean Chad, I know they're small but I'm telling you,
You boss will do a boss really agree those motherfuckers will kill us will kill boss
If three of them get hops on me and get their purple top. I'm I'm in trouble there there
Whatever about one pants. It's when they put three pants is together and inflict their shit on you
That's when you're in trouble. I also killed the big ones first
Which helped us out a lot because those small ones don't have venom yet. This it didn't seem like they did a
Pack of like a big pack of treat on singular t-rex
I didn't get venom once if I got venom there. It was a different story
Yeah, I didn't get hit by the big guys the big guys are a different story those guys
No
Like honestly ten Trudons a pack of ten Trudons are scary for any big donor. You didn't eat the rest of these you're good
Oh yeah, Trudons are insanely dangerous man.
Alright, that's all gone.
How do you feel about the other one?
It's buggy.
Trikes, Stagos.
Stagos, that's Trikes or that's a fun flight for Trudons.
Trikes versus a pack of 10 Prime Trudons.
Good luck, you're gone.
I think we're going the opposite way we want to right now, aren't we?
Yeah, we're going to go north.
Yeah, we're going to run past those Trudons again.
Yeah, just stand up in the shirt on the right, get on the ground in five
Hey, we reset a couple of those spawn camping sons of bitches
Yep, you're putting a little bit of work there. I missed a couple grabs from Matt about
Oh my god be careful don't go that way
Oh my god brother
Holy shit if you look at this man on here you just run straight off that like not often
Keep moving it's gone
Yeah
I hear the little shit bags in there.
Well, I hear them.
I'm looking for them, too.
Just keep on them moving.
Hey, two less.
Two less than bitches.
No dogs.
Yeah, you see the problem is, though, that the company got a ready-made nest in there.
I'm just going to poop them out again and I can buy about.
Yeah, no doubt bro. It's it's actually like
You talk about consistency and it truly blows me away the
Consistency that's these people have in playing these characters
24-7 seven days a week nothing but Trudon's in this area specifically. It's insane. It's like it's a cult
We shall not allow anyone to come in this area
for it's hality it is and I I play on the server a lot is the one thing on the
server that triggers me it's like there's been many times I've been a baby
three or four times respawn come back to sanctuary sanctuary and just been one
paints and insta-kill toxins by these adults who are just waiting around
I
Don't have a problem with people
It's when you stay there 24 fucking 7 killing anything that moves just because like there's no challenge in that you know, I mean
You ain't here no disagreement for me shit sucks
It's I just hate because they're able to because they the bees don't get them people use that as a kind of
Cart launch to just you know stay there
Well, it's any game. I feel like every game where you have there's an option to play the most piece of shit
Play style and it always draws people to it
it. But the thing about that is man, like Trudon's so fun. Trudon's like it's so fun
to get a good prime group and go out and hunt something big. Like it's honestly in terms
of like the PvP hunting, pack hunting, it's more fun than Raptors because it just needs
to be a bit more coordinated with the toxins. It's a lot of fun man. When you get to that
level of hunting something big it's amazing yeah so now here's my question
going up going up here what are we really looking for is it's just body
drops I don't know we can where are we
yeah we just kind of had north we're gonna north like there's a complex up
there is that why you want to go towards that one I don't care I don't care I
I mean, I'm at the point now where I can kind of just hunt those little fresh areas.
I see we just find a little spot and we hunker down.
I don't know if North Lake is a good one now.
We can go for the compound up here to our right then.
This way is like a human compound.
We can check.
There could be drops around here.
Yeah, we can do that.
Let's go up.
We can also get some, uh, some free water up there too.
We'll go fill up water and then we can make our way back down.
A nice body drop would be good because I need to refresh all my diet
Am I muted hello
Yeah, I appreciate you man, I'm really dressed here on the pier
here, but it's pretty big.
Oh, yeah, this is where we're at.
Yeah.
And what's the best way to get down over here?
Maybe.
So, baby, don't don't think so.
Oh, I'm all good.
We can drop down right here.
Yeah, you can parkour.
What's that man? Yeah, I could eat
What we got water right there for you though sure
Love you
Yeah, I think we get some water over here, and we just got to watch out for those big Rex's I know this is a big Rex area
I know that oh, yeah, this is where all the Rexes go man
Rexes and trikes. This is like this is the spot to be every run that I've ever done on Rex has ended up here at one point
Or another because it's multiple body drop spots. It's a good spot
That's like out of the way of everyone and it's safe water
Yeah, if you look at the map is a big one if you look at the map there's like
like three different compounds that all are right here.
Oh my gosh, you scared me.
That doesn't work either.
Give me one second.
I'm trying to be able to see my discord.
able to mute and unmute whenever I want to go.
There, there, beautiful.
What doesn't look like we got any body drops?
Now I keep a time, they happen.
So I think if we don't get any body drops here, do people, I feel like the North like
is like a dead area now. A lot of raxes grow there I think. The problem is this server
isn't of AI right now so AI is pretty plentiful in Northlake. Like one of our servers has AI
and a lot of raxes grow around Northlake for that reason. Oh really? It's kind of out of the way,
It's kind of easy
Yeah, there's one thing I figured out this server it's like any time
But there's no there's at no point you're like alright. I'll just worry about food later like even if you are
20% down on food. It's time to learn about like it's just go give it fine food fine food fine food
Yeah the problem today honestly on that road is it has me it's not very popular at the moment
Is it still on the road?
Because NA was popping off.
When we got in there was only like 140 people in so that's
Oh this morning?
Yeah dude it's a struggle bus in the mornings.
It is for sure a struggle bus.
I'll say we keep moving and we kind of look for a kill here.
I say if we do decide when we decide to leave, I say we go anywhere but the Highlands.
about the Highlands. I do not want to go under the Highlands. Yeah Highlands and South Plains.
South Plains unless we're both prime is just... Steath and Steath. At least South Plains you can
kind of see things. Highlands is an ambush city. It's all it is. Everything comes together though.
Highlands is where you take your dino to die. Period. Or you go looking for fights to kill shit.
Yeah, well that's what I'm saying. Like you take it there to accept death or to give death, period.
No in between at the Highlands.
If you stay long enough, something bigger and batter is going to find you and then it's going to kill you.
But something's going to kill you.
careful big drops all around us
part of me thinks we might have rotated over here a bit early but I feel like
over here is like stego city and unless you can kill a stego it's not really
Oh, careful going down there, man.
Yeah, we're good, we're good.
Hey, the fuck did you go down there?
There's a little gap.
Yeah, we'll find out tomorrow if we have first place security, not you sir.
All right.
I think Highlands is right through here, isn't it?
Hmm
In this way in this direction
Oh, yeah, we're here
I
Bro the only thing I'm really afraid of I mean you're afraid of everything, but I'm afraid of the car nose
That's it. I see a car. No, I'm booking it
Oh wait, are you I am at almost one ton 928
You're starting to get chunky
Yeah, if I still I don't know if I'm big enough to fight a car now. I don't think I am right
How much is a prime corner at 1.8 I think
1.3 you bigger than you think
and it's probably a little bit off still.
Let's go over here and get mud.
And then I say we go around the pond, up to the volcano,
and check the volcano.
There's a body drop.
Something here.
What is that?
It's like a Herrera maybe.
Oh no, it's patchy. You could kill him.
I'm big.
He's big, but you could probably kill him.
He's on this rock over here by this tree.
Chad, am I like...
Oh, I see him.
Nice to meet you, honestly.
Yeah, I don't know if I can...
He's coming, he's coming.
He is prime. I'm 45%. Can I kill him?
You could crush him, I think. I'm pretty sure you can crush him.
Don't think we take it though just in case like there's no need to 50-50 and that would set us up food-wise for
A lot of the foreseeable future though
I mean hear me out you could bait them and I could crush them
If you stay there, but if he leg breaks me it's over I
Mean you just got to get him before he gets you kind of thing. Yeah
I mean look he's on the rock
He's coming careful running right in front of me just kind of sit there for a second like you don't see him
I'm coming. I'm coming
Little early I
I missed, not good.
Oh, he runs, he runs, he runs.
Just don't let him get you.
I don't think he wants to fight.
Maybe he does.
I'm too small to help you.
Yeah, you need to get out of here.
I would honestly say we pull off.
Yeah, it's 250-50 right now.
You missed the trap, so let's just get out of here.
Yeah.
He's going to keep looking for it.
Careful.
He's looking for you.
I know.
I'm in this tree.
I'm in this bush trying to hide.
I just missed it, damn.
He's shaking his ass here.
I know, I don't, yeah I'm not too sure I could kill this guy to be honest.
Just lead him away.
You can outrun him, I'm just gonna get him. I can outrun him big time.
Yeah, just get some distance so I can get him anyway.
Damn it, there.
Ah, damn it.
How the turntables.
Just missed it, man.
Yeah, that would be nice, but it happens.
I just wish I was able to heads up him and just grab his ass.
But I'm pretty sure he breaks my face and it's just over and he's he maneuvers so much better than me, too
Yeah, the only way he breaks like his his old attacks aren't gonna break your shit though. He needs to charge
Yeah
He's chunky though he was a meaty boy
If you ain't careful, I'm gonna hit 50% while he's chasing me. I'm a turn on him. I
I mean, if you got a crush on him, it's over.
He's getting overconfident, I think.
Yeah, just hard.
Yeah, boss of the live, he's just off the screen right now.
So if I turn to him and heads up, run at him, it's no bueno.
I don't know, I don't know how the orangey is going to go.
He gets his head off before you and hits it.
This could be a broken fracture skull for you and then it's game over.
Yeah.
I don't know man, anything that's 50-50 head on like that?
I don't know.
Never worth it.
Thank you Ben.
Yeah.
mechanics and shit
I mean, this guy just playing chicken.
I run at him, he runs.
He runs at me, I run.
He goes up on his high legs, high bucket.
He could be waiting, playing, he could be playing the slow game for some homies though,
as well.
Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
The other two, the other two homies come out of nowhere, you're, you can't run them,
so.
Um, do you want me to start heading towards you, maybe we just cross that bridge?
I'm wasting too much time here.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to start thinking about food soon.
Yeah, yeah, start, start, start moving, start moving towards that bridge, I'm coming to
you now.
Well, let's get out of here.
I fucked it. My bad.
Sorry, Jeff. Sorry, Bosch.
I'll be better, I promise.
Love it.
I mean, you're working with Trudon's thingies, though.
It actually worked perfectly. He came straight away.
Yeah.
He keeps following me.
Like, over here, I might be able to-
I can hear Apache ahead of us to where we're going,
so be careful.
There's guys still looking for me.
Maybe we go back the other way.
Careful.
He's ahead of us now.
I went south.
I'm just going south back down towards the bridge like you said.
Yeah.
He's heading south.
All right.
I'm away.
Maybe you just come back north.
do the original plan now ran to the volcano yeah I just don't run into him
because I kind of run him I know that's what I'm saying like I just I don't want
to come back to you and then him see me and you'd be too far away I see him he's
directly in front of me right now I don't see you on my map right there is the
problem. Yeah. He knows there's two of us. So he knows I'm
somewhere. Yeah, he bushed up just kind of stalking me.
Do they have a break on whatever they miss a charge it?
Yeah, there's like a second or so where he's just like,
Static got a stationary maybe a second
Yeah, I know chat I know I'm getting mugged it's it's hard to fucking want to flip
six hours of a grow for
Three seconds of Apache grow. I see you now. I
I have a lot more to lose than this guy does. I promise you that
You also have to factor in from his PLV
But there are banties on us
So he might just be trying to get his friends together to get cash in some bounty points on killing the racks
Yeah
as well. It's very important. I'm currently watching for him. I do see you. I'm gonna
get open and try and go again, okay? Because this guy's probably looking for me. I mean,
that's what I would be doing. I'd be looking for you to come back, link up and then you
catching me is the problem. Yeah.
I'm on my way.
How are you at food? What's it at? 32. Oof, okay. Yeah, I'll get a little bit, uh, a little
bit interesting. Go across this bridge. Is there a compound over here as well? We should
be looking for compound for my volcano can skin body drop spot okay I found one
my last what was that Chad the Cerebron or aloe I found one
Yeah, I hear him over there we're good I can't believe I went that bro
Do you have it too early or what what did you do I didn't see
He was pivoting and I went left he pivoted right I predicted he was gonna like move to
is left but he just moved the opposite way.
Oh, it's fighting something with me.
is that noise I have no control over the careful bro careful careful careful careful
what is it lunch good yeah doing great bro
I guess I'll get that no no no I wouldn't even risk it bro please boss I'm
begging you above okay I really don't want to I don't want to kill you that's
all yeah no no i good i wasn't even really there okay those two are dead adi mama mama
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna be a fool.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going I'm going I'm dipping I'm just going
Yeah
Just watch my back if you can looking for a time
Okay, watch that now. Yeah, you're good. You're good
Nothing here.
All right, this is nice. This is really nice. I'm not getting you, Bosch.
I was so close to crushing you.
Like I turned around to left click and you dove in and my heart dropped.
That's why I was like, get out of here, bro, please.
I said, I said, let me, I said, let me kill these guys.
And then I saw you kind of half run away.
So I was thinking you were like, no, you're good.
I was just not scared when you turned around and clicked.
And I just checked.
He's too low chicken nuggets.
There's a pack of something that's in the volcano right now, it's a trike, there's a
a bunch of herbies inside right now. Let's get out of here.
There's a proxy car, right? Yeah, there's a lot of stuff in there.
Okay, I could have done with some more, but let's just keep moving.
I just don't want to go in there and get tapped by a trike.
I mean, that trike's been... Right here next to us, careful. Right
here next to a very careful
heard something nearby
it's on the hill
or that above us
yet over the hill or up in the hill that could be nesting up there check and
smell she's getting assed might be from inside and it just sounds like it's from outside
maybe well we got two of its babies which is nice wow that was random for them just
to be chilling out there and they didn't even come and try and protect them either no I
I think the mom was tired of whoever
Whatever baby's those were she didn't give a damn about them. She just watched as I ate them in front of her
She didn't care. She's like ah, that's Rufus
He's been a piece of shit since he was born. Fuck him
Goddamn Rufus
Rufus, where did you get that one from? I don't know. I don't know
I'm going to bush. I'm going to have to take five minutes. I'm going to have to draw like ten year old to bad.
Please do. I'm eating anyways.
Yes, I'm just going to bush work you here while I heal from my bleed and everything will be fine. We'll get a bit of grow on. All is good in the world.
Damn Rufus.
He was adopted he might have been
Oh
What's up?
You did forget
Next time you don't cut my sandwich in half
I'm docking your pay what are you but headache brother what the fuck one second
baby
I'm doing good, man, how are you?
I guess I just don't know how he's tracking us.
I appreciate you, Minnie.
Herbal boards couldn't smell my trail, and even if they could, I'm muddied up.
They wouldn't be able to track me through the carnivore.
This push is terrible.
Oh, Bosch is bleeding. That might be it. That could very well be it, actually.
You know, back in the hardcore talk of days, I was a bit of a hater, but you've turned
me.
You're not bad after all.
We do this so much, so often, but I'm going to allow you to feel like you're not alone.
Chad, if you at one point have hated me, thought that I was a piece of shit, that you'd never
like me and that I was annoying on whatever streamer you watched before you came and watched
me, but now somehow I've crawled onto you like a leech and I've forced you to love me
at the gunpoint. Can I get a one in the chat? You're not alone, my friend. I have that effect
on people. But if you give me your time, I'll make you love me. If you give me your time,
I'll make you love me. Now I like you since I saw you, my man. My man. You probably from
Kentucky. 47 almost 50 boys were so close. So close to being at the size of fuck around
find out but we are officially in very weird times because until we hit 50, we are losing
our speed, but we are not really gaining anything to make people scared of us. But once we
hit 50%, we are officially, that patchy can't do shit to us. We'll just run out of heads
up and murk its bitch ass. But life does get very, very much scarier. Any T-Rex that we
see will be able to run us down and kill us if it's larger than us. Stegos will be pretty
close to being able to run us down as well. If not, have the ability to run us down. We
are officially entering the ambush-only territory of T-Rex phase.
So it breaks your leg. Once we have 50, I think we gain like, what is it, like one ton
or some shit like that? It physically can't break our leg, I don't think anymore. Even
like that in prime I don't think can break our leg.
How long until I hit prime?
Hours, hours, hours, hours.
Very, very long time brother.
T-Rex it isn't about hitting prime, it's about like leveling up past your competition.
So like we went from being absolutely useless and scared to being a speedy Rex
and being able to dominate everything that would kill us at it's like baby face.
Now we're about to get to the point where we can kill adult versions of pretty much
anything if we ambush them, but we will lose heads up fight against groups of things.
So like we could, we're going to be at the size to where we can ambush, let's say a
full grown Sarah.
But if that full grown Sarah sees us first and attacks us, it can kill us.
Same thing to do with a aloe.
We'll lose a heads up fight against an aloe, but we're going to be at the size to where
we can ambush a non prime aloe.
So we're not, we're not at the safety point, but we're also at the, we can pretty much
fuck up a lot of things.
I need boss to come back because I need to go get food very soon half a stomach at
I'll try and need you to come back sooner rather than later.
here buddy. I want to go hunt without him but that right there is why I'm a little
scared to. I'm really scared that something is just going to fucking snipe the dick out
of them and kill them or just stumble upon them, whatever you want to say.
Jack, can you go, can somebody be a secret agent for me on Bosch's POV and let me know
if he starts getting attacked so I can run right back up to him, please?
Thank you.
fear was about coming over here. It's exactly what's happening right now. There's just nothing
up here on this server. Of course fear. Chad, do we kill a Karno yet? I don't think we do.
Do we kill that Karno? We're at 1.3. Karno maxed it out at what, 1.2? But can we crush
That's a prime, Karnaugh?
No, okay.
Karnaugh at prime is 1.8, so that guy's 1.8 for sure.
I can't see us.
That gotta be prime.
Wash getting hit
I can't tell me that Bosch isn't the same or not Bosch that Trudon isn't the same motherfucker
that we killed earlier.
I guarantee you that it is.
Do you have any admins in the chat? Ash, are you here? Anybody?
Damn, bro. That could have been a meal, too.
Fuck.
He's wounded.
and
We have 40, almost 48.
I
Mean guys was just waiting on we're just waiting on boss. Hello. All right
So right whenever I left you a Trudon came over and tried to kill you. I ran back. He ran away and
That's pretty much where we're at
You think he's I mean
There's a chance. I mean, I don't know I say we move because I am hungry
I had the fuck did he see me in there on well he kind of the patchy that same
patch he walked over here too but he walked past and then the Trudon came
over and I tried to chase him off and then he left us and then he just appeared
right whenever I left and try to kill you there was a corner over here was
walking through the openness so I say we go towards what's it called and then
around
but yeah I'm not too sure man I'm not too sure
it was at like the size of like hey I just died and ran straight back over
here type size yeah you hurt me though I'm wounded man oh I yeah chat was
fucking spamming me as I was sprinting back over to you what the fuck
he's real life man why do you got you got big as well you got chunky you are
now an issue
good thank you love you
my wife goes is something wrong I was like no I'm just locked in
is locked in right now my friend almost died we all honey I'm a dinosaur
hello dude like my heart I cannot explain to you it was like I was losing a
loved one like I just I knew that if you died you're getting off my heart just
started hurt. Here's the thing though, right? Your Mrs is probably used to you playing like
high octane arc Raiders being like falling egg coms, like arc or the aisle is one of
those games where you can just be tensely locked in for 10 minutes, not saying a word.
Yeah, because it's just that kind of the pacing. Whereas she's used to just canner
strike quick calms quick rebirths quick lives like everything is on the line here man the
last five hours of our fucking sorry I've been on for nine hours essentially I'm not saying
I've been growing this for nine hours but my day one you've been trying for the last four
you've been trying I don't even know chat how long have I been growing this bitch for a while
let's say you're gonna have four let's say five hours but I need brother need food so
So I'm not like I'm just getting to that point where it's like, okay, I'm to really find some.
I've been on long, you know, I'm on long and the contacts come out because they're too dry.
Yeah.
We go around this I think we do
Let's go up and around this gate
I saw someone here, someone behind you, coming right behind you, on me
What is that?
I don't know, is it a rax?
It looks like a rax as well
RAAAG!
Ragnar!
It's Ragnar!
Oh
It's a different guy different guy
Dude we did
Oral Ragnar is like it's not
I'm so hungry.
He was throwing him across the sanctuary.
Alright.
Let's get out of here, Bosch.
I'm about to hit that 50% point where I need to eat.
You thought it was your homie Gagnar.
So did I, honestly, I already know that.
Oh, there's a Maya, three tons.
Okay, sounds good.
We gotta keep moving, come on.
I heard something to my right, I don't know what that was.
You hear that?
What is that?
Is that Stegos?
Bosch?
I think that Steg's in front of me.
It don't sound big.
I'll be at it.
No, it's not.
Oh, sure.
Yeah.
What's the stacked, is it?
How big is that?
far in either. Is that the
sanctuary? No, I can't smell
sanctuary anymore. So it might
be there's some shit activity
in here. All right. Yeah, that
things like a Sarah or a kind
of no, no, no, no, that's a
that sounds big
see
me if it's not all it takes is you won't crush man you're pretty fucking big yourself
And I got to see the problem is there's probably two of them because they're chatting. Yeah
there so that's that's the only issue one of them could be big but there's definitely one
Chicken.
Cow.
Chicken.
I'm in your room.
I'm in your room.
I'm looking.
There's a patch here or something, not that big, like decent meals for us.
but not you could easily kill them.
Of course, yeah.
So, I'm wounded right now.
On me, you headed towards away from me.
I can't see him now, he's gone past.
We could be in a...
I'm about to hit 50.
My only concern right now is I'm still wounded from that other guy, so I'm pretty weak.
Yeah, you're weak and I'm hungry. Not a good combination.
Holy shit, you just caught up with me so fast.
Yeah, man.
That guy's gone. Yeah, this is a sanctuary. We're not a pocket nearly at the sanctuary. I think it's a pair of the last ones.
Yeah
There's some food up there to the sanctuaries of body where this way where I am
Right here to the back
It's a body because there's organs on top of each other it might need to be in the sanctuary
you coming my way. Yeah, I am. Just looking for these staggos real quick. Coming towards
you. There's something kind of back behind me towards you on your left. I don't know
what that was. That was a staggo. Yeah, I think it's in this big ass bush, but I don't know
how big it is so I don't want to dive in there his body on me how big the sins
like they're sitting else in the bushes near me
I'm scared
up here you smell it you see it yeah I see it
down here what the fuck it is
it's big very big
is it yeah no it's not that big but
it's good food you can drag
organs I'm dragging it right now
to me
might be a large saver to be honest
oh I just make that right those organs almost even give you much
now shit
stop good
careful you need to hide brother
I'm gonna eat the rest of this.
He's not even bleeding me, I'm good.
No, he's bleeding me.
Defend his food
Will you kill that guy it could be fun
I'm not a
oh my gosh there was no food here holy shit you were right organs did nothing
for me
can we come help you I can buy walking maybe no he's just moving around me
he's actually fucking me up to be honest with you till we get out here yeah let's
Let's go.
Got him.
I didn't get him, there's actually no way.
No.
He's fucked up, bad.
Hit him again, third time.
I'll be very careful, Bosh.
He's running.
again third time I'd be very careful bush I bit him three times yeah just a
scratch just annoying trying to move around this big ST Rex man all right
need food in a bad way where's that water out
is it over this way there is a lake north of us I think north is that West
I'm just trying to get to where I think there might be people that's all you got you
coming to our left
I need food man story of my fucking life I need
food I need food I need food what's your food at right now I'm okay I'm like 50
yeah
is there a compound around this way there's a couple compounds but I don't
think we I don't know if we can risk going to a compound right now yeah which
as we go naturally I think there's a campaign on there and I think we just got
turned around big time and we're heading back towards Highlands the map is
lagging so it's not telling me where I am
all right we just need to keep heading this way that's what it looks like we go
kind of safe we're gonna go to a water access then here yeah I'm cool with that
Cuz it might end up being like we have to go to the Highlands angle
I mean, I am at I'm at 17% food bra
Yeah, that's starting to get a little bit
Yeah, it's getting dicey
And I'm at the phase where I can't just run things down anymore
Also in Bitcoin
on me
When you hear me how big fucking Brian huge fuck me white guy I'll be no skin
It's a pack to
He's big
He's gone.
A raptor was just fucking me up and I couldn't turn my character to bite him, sadly.
I hit him three times, I'm surprised he alive, he has to be wounded.
Yeah, I'd say you just scout ahead, and if anything...
There's some meat over here, meat chunks, don't know if it's here.
Don't give me a second.
It's like and over here. Oh
There's some meat look there's lots of meat man. You can't smell all the shit. I can our size our side of the
We need to go right then
Yeah, we need to go right. We I don't know if we can get through the compound
Well, the only other thing we can do is we can drop down on the left side
Do the waterfall?
There's a lot of food here, man. You see it all over there. We need to go push for last
All right, let's do it.
Don't forget sketchy.
I got to maintain my stamina.
You know what I'm afraid of?
I'm afraid all that food is just bullshit, to be honest.
Well, I mean, if it is, it is, like.
You know, I hear you.
I'm going across.
I might not make it.
There's a car now kind of trailing you a little bit.
You hear him?
Oh, he's just behind you.
I see him.
right there
all righty
this is always so sus man
nice
yeah this is what I don't want to do
if I die here I die here fuck it
I don't know how I want to go.
This was not the play.
This was not the play.
No.
100% not the play.
Oh, fuck.
Can you get up?
No.
I can't.
I can't get up.
You can't.
I'll go.
Woo.
Scary, scary, scary.
Yeah, very scary.
That was definitely not the play.
scary scary scary
Yeah, very scary. That was definitely not to play. I didn't realize that we had to go a
Swim at all honestly
His meat right up here meet over here. I'm going towards it
My worst fear is happening bro. It's just a bird. Yeah, mine's just a pterodon as well
Yeah, can't trust this shit. We got to go highland stealing the option we have
You're gonna drink
And we got a monstrous Rex behind us
with the bug body up in the trees I guarantee ya.
All right I just gotta walk to the highlands. I can't,
I can't waste any time doing anything else and walking to the highlands right this second.
And I'm about to hit 50% which is gonna probably kill me.
I see food up ahead I'm going for it.
All right, we're coming too.
Do just move.
No.
Well, we're going to the exact place I did not want to go.
Last time I was here earlier today there was like four or five juvenile stags all in this
area all too big for my L.O. to fight and now I'm going on a sub 50% Rex.
It's just so brutal.
Yeah I kind of feel like the map is giving us here a little bit though.
It has.
We have absolutely no option other than to do this.
I think if I could go back in time,
I don't think I'll ever go to North Lake ever again
on a wreck's run.
Where do you go instead?
Well, I think if I was, like, if you're 60% you can go there
because you can kill Stegos at 60.
But it's beady wrecks.
I think we just sit on that area that we were sitting at
that we were sitting at and we just wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait.
The rain is definitely not going to help us see shit as well.
You can run more than me just try and scout out ahead and sniff food I think.
I don't think we're going to die of starvation, but I think we're going to go for a body that
I have no business going to die because of it potentially to be honest.
Yeah, I'm trying to pick a fight with something that you shouldn't.
Yeah, I'm at that point where I just kind of got to go for something here.
Or, I mean, just the staggo getting on me, I'm dead.
Anything up there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me up here.
From the far, I'm just gonna have a meet.
Yeah, just go to it.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, there's a lot of people in the server, which is good.
I can't, but I know where you're going.
At this point, I just have to make sure I have a stamp so I can outpace the stag.
It's a deer.
It's a deer.
Nice.
I guess you can stay nearby.
I guess it's something.
Yeah, it is something.
Are you staying along this rock on the right side?
I've lost you.
No, straight through the middle.
Keep going to the opening.
Oh, I see you.
I see the beam.
I see you now.
How are you on food?
I'm okay, don't worry about me.
You take it away.
I need to land a good pill on something soon.
It's a bad day, but it's something I get a good plan for team one day and a lot of
them.
Yeah, I think we have to go this way.
I want me, I want me, I want me, sir.
Okay, coming.
I'm looking I'm looking
I'm looking I'm here I'm here I'm here
Right here, right here.
Like so even close.
In to a plane, got some good though.
Yeah, yeah.
I think that's your foot, I'm saying.
Yeah, I know, but I just saw a foot outside.
Fuck, I just hit 50.
I'm not good.
My life's about to get a lot harder.
Where's my food drain? 25%.
Okay, I got the food now. Thank goodness.
All right, which way is the main area of the Highlands? How do we get there?
Okay, I'm going pretty sure.
It's good. We're now 2.8 tons, so we don't really have to worry about anything other than a full grown Prime
and another T-Rex and then of course the Herbys, everything else we kill.
You're going the right way for short right now?
I'm pretty sure I can't see shit. This is the way we go.
You know what, it's right, it's coming more and more right.
I'm not too sure.
There's a compound here, maybe we'll get some food.
We're going the wrong way.
We're going the wrong way.
Okay.
Okay.
What's the order?
Right on me.
Yup.
Holy fuck, these storms are a-ist.
Holy fuck these storms are a-a-a-a-a-s!
I'm getting stable, I'm just doing a little sniff.
Yeah, I'm just up in the water with the heat stream.
I'm smelling no food, brother man!
Oh, I see some light. Far side light.
Okay.
You got to go today.
Hehehehehehe
Oh, eww.
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
I took 25% less hungry as second mutation.
Yeah, you're kind of forcing it on me.
Why are you still there?
Okay, good.
Dude, even my, uh, what do we want?
Hello, I'm here.
Hello, I'm here.
Okay, coming.
Are you okay?
No, you bit me once.
All right, I'm here.
right past here. Yeah bro, right past here. Got him.
Nice. I got down on the ground so I gotta be careful.
Dead.
Do you need any of this or can I eat it all?
I'd like a bite.
I can't stop now.
I'm not even moving as well.
Oh, you're good, then. You're good, then. I see.
That's fun.
Alright, eat the rest of the organs, and I'll eat the corpse.
Good?
Can I not smell when I've got toxins and I got poison?
No, you can't.
Okay, it's a big kill.
That's really helps. That really, really, really helps.
I don't see nothing on there. I wouldn't be able to.
I was a good bait though, I was good, you weaved perfect, can I just grab that motherfucker?
Alright, we'll work to that Y.
Let me, let me, I haven't, I need to keep these organs, are these organs gone or do you think...
They're all gone.
I didn't know.
I'm still poisoned right now, it's alright, it's alright.
Be careful of that water.
Oh my god, fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck is going on here on this whole thing?
Seriously, I'm still on it, I'm still on it.
There should be wire in here though, it comes from the floor.
I'm looking.
Dude, you look like a dragon running around.
I've got it. These clouds are still coming on you.
Wait, like they're actually still on you?
Yeah, they're still on me right now.
You don't smell the wind, right?
I smell it. It's directly in front of me.
Once we get a full stomach, I say we get the fuck out of here by the way.
Maybe we go camp that safe pond near between south and here.
Yeah, but not the actual rail like near it.
I don't know, there's a lot of sand coming.
Alright.
Bacon organ.
Let me drop this way in here.
I'm dropping another organ behind you.
I'm going to take the rest.
Honestly, that was a big come up.
It's all tripped by islands.
It's a massive come up.
I'm still got thoughts. Yeah, I don't know why it's that way. I'm just gonna eat this.
Okay, I'm gonna go continue hunting. Yeah, I heard a raptor towards that area.
I'd come over here in this larger bush, if I were you, up to you.
Oh, good.
I just want to get some, I can actually see shit in there.
I'm careful over there as well, raxes and stuff in those bushes.
I'm always sketchy.
Oh, I know.
I know.
I'm just stomping as well so they're going to hear you.
Yeah, I'm sketchy as well, but I don't really got much of a choice.
I just got to, oh man, I see a monstrous body, brother.
Oh yeah?
You're like, I'm scared?
A body large enough to where I don't really got to worry.
I can fill up right now
Yeah, but something's probably killed that body man. That's what I'm thinking. I see a see a raptor
Yeah, I heard a raptor
Be very careful, bro
Where's the body to the right and those bushes
Yeah, I think you're good. I think you're good.
Oh, it's a massive. Do you need any of this? Oh my God, it's so massive.
I'll take them. I'll just eat the body. Just stay mobile. Just eat while we can.
Yeah.
I think we're good though.
Alright, start eating now.
Bosh, start eating now.
You want me to eat?
Yeah, eat.
I don't eat much though.
Yeah, yeah. I'm just gonna eat the rest once you're done.
And then we get the fuck out of here.
Okay, I'm full on. I'm full on, so...
Good?
Yeah, good, yeah.
I'm thinking we go that, up by the side of the mountain,
and we just hope the mountain comes in the middle of the bush.
the bush all right full full stomach baby we're good let's go yeah yeah yeah I
can't do anything about it right now
oh there's a bunch of them careful boss careful boss oh fuck I'm at your way
here one on me just keep on right I'm just running deep on brother they hurt
they hurt me I'm going to yep keep on running I don't know this toys and
could kill me man yep just keep on running get the fuck out of here
I have a big guy on me I let me take him off either
yeah you're good careful don't come this way it's a big something racks or
trikes trikes in the open come back towards you
I might be dead here
I'm bugged I'm bugged you can't bite
I'm dead here I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead
I'm so I can't move I can't move I can't buck I'm just bugged I'm fully bugged
I'm dead
Nice you get the fuck I think we just did but I can't I can't I can't I can't I'm gonna die from the police
Stay right stay right. Get into a bush. Just speak to me.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I don't I don't I don't I'm dead
I'm fully dead
And I got I got these uh little guys on me they're gonna kill me. I'ma bait them off
I don't think it's worth it, brother. I think I'm dead
Please little guys spare me
I have no blood it's over a 15% blood. Maybe maybe just never know
I love you for that
getting dark. Six percent leave. It doesn't matter. Come on. Please, please give him the
plus. Please, please, please, please. Seven hours of work. Don't unclutched up a fight,
please. Give him the plus. Please.
It's getting dark brother. It's getting real dark. I'm at 4.8% I'm not my beliefs not stopping
No, I think you should be okay. You should be okay. I'm alive. We've got Trudon strikes
Everything is trying to kill us right now get a bit of a bleed get you stamina up and we are running the fuck out of Highlands man
I do not want to stay here lunch longer
Can I full-stam dump and get out of here? I mean these Trudons are not leaving me alone
Yeah, I can hear them around me as well. I'm getting the fuck out of here. I'm going for it. I
Got a trike on me
This is a trike trying to kill the Trudon. There's Trudons in the trikes
Bro, these trikes.
You got a back-shaving in your area.
And there's a full T-Rex behind me a big one
Yeah, just I don't know man. If you're not bleeding and they don't know you're there
We're just whether there's a monsters T-Rex behind me. Please don't kill me
He doesn't know you're there though. Does he I'm gonna bait him on the murder
No, just talk to him. See I'll be like this trikes in front of you. Say talk to him talk to him
Say trikes in front of you
There's two T-Rexes. There's two
my god massive fucking t-rex is a green guy here right on me what has happened
in highlands man we're running we're running go boss right here go boss go
go go go go go go go get the fuck out of here get the fuck out of your boss
we got to go we go right now yeah right behind you there's a fucking Sarah
between me and you. I was running. Oh my god, Sarah. I'm pretty kill. I'm not. I'm not.
I'm just gonna run right past them. Okay. Keep booking it. I was running. Oh my god.
Of all the times I've played the aisle, those last 10 minutes were probably up there with
with the most intense you a lot you got I'm chilling in a bush right now there's a
Sarah between me and you and he's looking for you yeah well oh my god
Bosh my heart, oh my I have a heart attack brother. Oh my god. You know what that was like? You know what that was like?
Run towards me, run towards me.
This sir, I think he's friendly man, he ran into the bush. I was in laying down resting and just stood over me. Oh my god.
Come in my bush right now, not like that though. Get in here and just chill.
just chill fucking while this isn't a 1970s
dude just get the fucking punch man
crowds don't lay down and shut the fuck up
actually we're laying down lay down
holy shit brother that was like no no
no no we are still not safe we need to
move their vracks is there probably we
okay okay I have no stamina I have no
stamina you've got some I would rather
okay well I think we've moved a couple
more out of here and the the Saras are nearby I don't think this is the move I'm
getting the bush and another bush like I just need to sit in a bush and not move
in there get in there get in there get in there oh my god man brother it was like
that was truly like and the fucking Lord of the Rings whenever every like the
the castles going down the walls are getting smashed and then Gandalf on the
hill with his fucking staff and that was those two wetsons bro just riding in to
help us so so we first get to the body then we get what was the first thing we
killed what was the first thing we killed bro bro it was the 1v1 between me and
an a prime alo not so little alo the crime of the prime fucking alo
got a few bites done in him when he was mated on you as I think I made the
difference bro I he mounted me and I couldn't shake and then I went and I
I grabbed him like I crushed him, but my crush landed
and I couldn't see that it landed if that makes sense.
Like I saw my body go past the aloe and I thought I missed.
So I started spamming left click
to think I was like gonna bite and I gave it up.
So then I was like, fuck.
And he just, bro, he got behind me and just
da, da, da, da, da, da, da, a thousand bites a second.
that was wild cuz first it was the Trudons then the yellow comes in then
fucking trikes come out of nowhere then the Rex's come in bro the Rex is coming
in bro the Rex is coming in I'm not kidding you these guys but the black
one just walked right past me as I'm in the bush and just bounces on the trikes
Holy shit, that's the trikes. Yes, they killed both the trikes. Oh my god
The green guy was showing no interest to me. I literally ran past his nose in a bush. I was like, I don't know who those rex's are
But I'd suck them. You know what I mean? I
Would I said it and I meant it bad news is we now know that there are two absolute behemoths on the map
Yeah, well I
I was panicking going yo trikes aggro, trikes at lake, you see what I was talking about?
Yeah bro, wait let me look back, let's see, yo trikes aggro, trikes at lake!
They probably triked at lake, well honestly.
They were, I think the trikes were fighting off the damn true dogs.
Oh god bro, see that right there is why we play this stupid game man.
man that oh my gosh I almost had a fucking heart attack yeah you see you do
that and then in 10 minutes time you're gonna lie you're gonna die to her like a
some bullshit but that right there is what you look that that is what you want
to aspire to have in this game you know
I was one of the most intense 10 minutes of the aisle I've had and we just kept
going on and how how fucking funny we go to that body and we're like looking
around like it's all clear we're good let's get out of here just everything
goes to shit like we just walked down the wrong street in Chicago just
everybody starts coming to kill us I mean honestly the Trudon's got me
shaken because they got me toxin too early and I was I was under wounded and
I thought I was gonna die the next thing I know you say I got an aloha on me I
I look over and there's this guy riding you like seabass
I thought I was good. I can't believe I won that fight. I
Don't I don't know how you won that either. I turned around I crushed them
I'm son. I got a couple I when he was on you. I was biting his ass, but I don't know how much damage
I do at 39% honestly. Oh my gosh, there's close
Yeah, I don't I don't know if they're aggressive though
Yeah 4.7% blood that's the lowest blood I have ever had before 4.7% I got down
to 1.2 the other day and you don't have trombosis boys can we get some W's in
The chat, by the way, can we get some W's in the chat?
See, everyone always asks,
Kutch, why do you play the aisle?
You guys just got to experience why we play it.
Cause that right there, that is what we aspire to have
every single time we load into this game.
And when you have it and your blood starts pumping,
we've been playing this bitch for seven fucking hours
and we almost lost all of our progress,
but we did it and we come out on top.
brother peak that's what we want that is doesn't happen often but when it does
bro it sucks in I was electric oh gosh also make sure you guys gonna give boss
some love gonna follow I listen that dude I won't tell him this that dude saved
my ass with not only helping me find food but also clutching up at the end
there that was crazy yeah we got to leave this area this area doesn't exist
anymore we chill we got our blood back it doesn't matter if I'm laying down for
blood regen chat yeah they're both prime they're both prime yeah I know we
there's this there's a water spot we can head to after this
Go support posh but remember that dude has more subs than hutch so sub here. Amen! Amen!
Damn it!
Alright, okay, so I am at 37% blood. I'd say at about 50 we start walking. My stomach is good but my water is at about 20%.
Yeah, let's get the fuck out of Highlands and go to another watering spot.
So I think we go directly like behind you where like the way we were going we go to that water spot that little pond
It's somewhat of a safe. Yeah, there's somewhat of a safe spot there
It's pretty safe and then we walk past West rail and go to that little water pond and the trees
You know what I'm talking about you turn me the secret portal up the hill towards and we can't that
Okay, I
Think that's what we do. We gamble that worst comes to worst if we fail
I mean, we know Rex's are here. We got to go to either South Plains or we got a loot back around and go back to the Delta
Yeah, those pop boys, they mean business as well. That's death Steph. It's fucking death
As absolute death if we run into those guys
G. Thank you so much for the three months. G. M. Rain management. Thank you so much for the gift
epoxy again. Thank you. That was a long 10 minutes. Honestly, that was perfect. Yeah, that was insane.
I think I listen to hear me out, right? I think the play is here. We go for another half hour.
And how late you're trying to go. We go for another half hour, a little bit more. We pack it in,
still alive we come back and we return to this tomorrow this run yeah one second
Yo, why is, oh sorry, why are they saying I have gold and apex?
I haven't even fucking played apex.
Have I?
Chad, have we ever played apex on stream?
I don't think I have.
With peanut.
But I I there's no way I would have gotten to gold
Calling it a day. No, no, no, we're just waiting for our blood to regen. There's no way we got to gold
the way
The only time I have played apex legends is literally
Playing with peanut for a night that is it and whenever I played the game
like when it first came out but that was fucking like literally when it first
came out I played the game and I was opening up all those cases but since then
no I literally haven't played in years other than with Pina
I mean, yeah, I'll check. I'll check it tonight, but I don't think so. There was no rank when
the game came out, so I shouldn't have gold. Rex here. Yo, that was you, bro. I love you.
I tell your boy whoever you were with that I love him and I love you.
Alright, let's rock.
Oh, maybe, maybe not.
I'm still wounded.
Maybe we just stayed a little bit longer until I'm not wounded anymore.
I'm still wounded.
You can be gold, you just can't be higher than gold.
There's no way that I have ever been higher than gold.
Literally zero chance.
Is there any way I can check without logging into Apex?
You just not play the game?
What, Apex?
No, I've never played Apex.
Again, I played it right when it came out and I haven't really, I don't think I've played
It literally sits.
Apex Tracker?
Player not found.
I'm officially over 40. I'm pretty good. Yeah, we'll just wait on you. I'm pretty much good to go now.
Player not found.
Says you're Bronze 4.
Is Nick still live?
Is Nick still live?
Hey, I'ma jump in a different channel really quick.
Yeah, do you think so?
People are slanderin' me right now.
One second.
Do you think?
Alright, I'll be right back.
Yo!
Yo!
BEEE!
I was just, yo, I was just, uh, I'm talking to this guy in DMs and the, the TO is saying...
Apparently they said he's also...
...not gold.
Oh, there's no-
Like, so do you- So do you have to be gold? I'm wondering, is that the fucking-
That- I mean, that has to be it because there's no- There's no way I'm above because I haven't played.
I played when the game first came out, unless I'm having a lapse of memory.
I played when the game first came out and I played with Pina and with you or with
Jack or somebody that's it that's like two games I think it might be yeah that's
fucking break I think it might be you have to be gold is that what it is Jack
how many days do I have to be gold
I'll get gold. Yeah, you can.
Yeah. Yeah. Yo, Jack, my log in
insists I'll get gold.
I'm telling Foney that you'll be
gold, but I don't know if that's
what he's meaning by that.
I don't know what. Yeah.
I don't know what yeah, I think that the TO was saying that at some point time
In your history playing this game you were over gold and maybe that's the hey
Well, I don't know would you play apex back in Vietnam? Oh, no
I'm trying to go back
I've tried to like think the only time I remember playing apex. I was I was playing ball
I was in my hotel room and that was when the game first came out. I was like opening up those cases
for that wet one bitches knife.
The air in the little knife.
Yeah, that's what I wanted.
And that's all, that's all I played.
What about when we were playing the three of us, man?
Did we hit Plaid, me, me, me, you and P?
We didn't hit Plaid, did we?
There's no way, bro, we didn't play that much.
We're getting railed.
Come to look at my KD, they won't have any more work.
That's what I'm fucking saying, man.
And they weren't about me.
What are we talking about here, dude?
You know what was that?
Like we're going to get a goddamn apex, bro. Hey, I appreciate the respect. Oh, yes, I'll tell you what this motherfucker says
We need to be back. All right, and then if we don't if we can't like, you know paper
I don't care. Hey, listen, if it comes to the yeah, if it comes to the point where they're like, he cannot play
He's a lot. I don't I don't give a fuck
All righty, I'm supposed to be playing in an apex tournament with Nick and they're saying that my I'm still wounded by the way
Still fucking wounded. I was so low
You were close, but I'm not in solo
I was supposed that I was gonna play some apex with them in a tournament, but they're saying
Then I'm sandbagging and I'm not actually gold or I'm above gold
Which for me I could give a fuck if I play in it or not. I just wanted to hang out with Nick and play in a tournament with him
but
Yeah, bro. I don't know what the hell they're talking about. You know, you don't play much. I don't I don't play a picks at all
That's why it's like them saying that I'm like, what who are they talking about and ain't it ain't me
You're a dillo here
I am I'm inches from death
He's coming to me. He's coming to me you might you come out and get him right? Can you see me?
I wouldn't pick any fights right now. I'm just coming for me. You can pants and one shot him
You just get ready just get ready. He's gonna come straight for me. I think it's worth
There's something behind you too careful. It's coming. It's coming. It's coming again
That's it, bro
Oh shit Trudon, sorry, we just get the fuck out of here man. You've kind of put me in a rough spot now bossy
Nah, we're fine man. Oh look at this guy
I hear you. I'm just very low on health and now we have Trudon's Raptors and Dillo's on us.
We've got nothing on us. Come on, man.
We keep moving towards the tree. Just get out of Highlands. I'll stay near you so these Raptors don't pass me.
They don't want this smoke. We just got out of here.
I think the same color scheme is the Trudon that tried to kill you up in the Highlands.
Be careful about that guy.
Put that little Trudon.
Hey, don't do it.
Don't do it.
Leave me alone.
doesn't go kill the raptors man we don't got no beef for you I love you
actually I love you little Trudon don't live you little Trudon life soon to our
right careful I'm stomping
he's coming in for you
Now he's gone back up, he's gone back up.
Now you can rest here a little bit more again, get yourself up.
Safer down here at least.
Yeah.
We're not in the, we're not in the, the shit we have a good fucking visual of everything right in this as well.
I'm just gonna sit here.
Oh, my water's getting low too now, I'm at 12%. I just don't want to, oh I'm not wounded, we're good.
We're not far from water either.
Yeah, I'm not going to do anymore.
We're chilling.
Let's move!
Let's move!
My blood's good.
My health's above 50.
Those raptors are still watching us from the hill behind us.
Yeah.
I don't think they want to do nothing. Hopefully not
There's like two of them
Oh, I'm fucked up. Yeah, don't don't don't get confused now. I'm fucked up
Big coming out of coming in on me just stay in the bush
I'm gonna pass you big out. Oh, I do not want to fight a big alo right now
He's on his own, but looks things or just be careful to stay here.
Yeah.
I didn't look that big.
He wasn't prime, but he was like, oh, there's two, there's two.
Chill. I didn't chill.
Yeah, let's see. That's a 10-0 as well in there.
No, two. Two allows.
right
But they're not primes
At the same time i'm not full health if i was full health i'd pick that fight
We need to get you to water once you have full water you heal faster as well. Yeah, exactly
i'm gonna keep moving
i'm gonna go first i'm faster i'm like
52 I can remember 52 pics I'm pretty fast right now I'm like 41 oh you're you're a speedy wreck space
I didn't even realize you're so small to me
So I connect I connect run everything
I'll scare the head just watch behind you
Okay, be careful if something coming towards us down here creep
It's a mine I think.
You see it coming towards me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Coming straight to your bush, right to you.
Nice.
Quick snag.
Good eye.
Quick snack
Good eyes right there bossy nice. You should take you should be ripping organs
Fuck it. I'm just gonna I don't want to wait around too long. It's okay. I'm gonna get out of here
Oh
Yeah, that Maya just shit his pants my widow
No, there's a little safe spot up here safe ish spot
Yeah, Rex's do come this one as well though. This is a I'm gonna be honest
I think we can't this if no one else is here
Galley behind me. Oh
Shit this one here careful. Do not come here. There's a full-size prime racks here actually thinking drinking yep talk to him see if he's cool
You can outrun him
What do you say?
What's he saying?
He's saying, is it careful or anything, it's a two prime rex is in highland.
But you care if my boy comes in drink some water
Hey, so we're cool
Tell you positive he's cool
Yeah, he's walking away. He said yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Listen, how positive can I be go ahead? I just locked in I logged in not too long ago
right
he's walking away and if he comes back and betrays us you know you can't say bye
this is on you though he said he was cool where do you walk he's walking away
he's a big boy though
Holy shit he's massive
Yeah
Dude there's so many massive rexes around oh my goodness
Is this the shallow spot?
I didn't know there was one this is where you're always looking so
Yeah this is the shallow
Shallow
Yeah, I don't know about camp in this place
Yeah, this is the shallow spot right I thought it was to the right
Well, that kind of takes our plan away though, right?
Because he's going where we wanted to go.
I mean he seemed pretty chill.
I'm shaking here, it looks like you're on some fire, man.
Oh no, tree down there.
I'm coming towards you in the lake, I heard them in the bushes, be careful.
Now you still get pounced on by like a prime raptor.
I'm 600 kg so until we get to like a ton that's when I start to get a little bit comfortable
in it.
Yeah you're about 45-47% you'll be chillin.
Man you hit the grumps.
Yeah I'm a little nervous about it.
Yeah I mean you seem pretty chill.
in fairness there's not much of a point in him killing me but when he sees someone like you
where you want to be a good meal and you're slower and he can catch you yeah that's peepee coins
changes
yeah i think we're chill though
you want to go up the hill
let me finish yeah i think we continue on the path obviously
Let's get ahead a little bit.
Oh, shit.
That body.
I heard something get bitten up to her left as well. Maybe a dill or something.
What is that?
Looks like an olive. But I don't know.
We'll be a racks
Careful eating it
Let's start a racks. That is a
Hello
Let me double check
No, it is a Rex careful is a Rex don't eat it
Hey, do you know because if you rip off a chunk of meat and you see how it's a jerky that's Rex
Okay
wait, chat's saying it is a lo maybe
there's the big boy up there
people are saying a lo for me as well
no it's just the food chunk really? I mean
it does it is it worth the risk? I'm like
it's not even worth the risk for me
yeah I don't think it's worth the risk either and we're already pretty much
full like a patchy. That's I love. Yeah, it's all good. We're
we're full. I'm literally completely full. So that's the patchy from earlier on. Where's
the patchy at? Back where the body is. Oh, really? I'm going up the hill. Careful. True
on there are ghosts in us as well tracking us I know they're gonna wait
oh you got you got shit falling on us man yeah I know they're just gonna wait
again a fight I think I don't know I think they knew where we were they were
laughing they were f f-ing when we were in the bushes so I don't know if they
left us it's what I'm saying I don't I don't think
oh shit see someone there VGTM straight ahead one agree yeah it's good this could
be a this is the big boy in our
look he will kill you I think killer food there's another t-rex up here
man, we just ran up on three more t-rexes. Holy shit. Dude, let's get out of this area,
There are any babies there.
Little raptor over there.
Oh shit.
All right, we got to go somewhere.
Where's the nearest place where we can go?
Back where we were back down the hill. There's like, you know, no not that place not that place
Why is like a place in the main to that place?
Yeah, I know you're talking about but all the people from the Highlands are gonna go there
No
It's very far
Maybe chat. What do you guys think?
This is not good. I
I
Say going up the map. I say we where are we?
I'm right here. I don't see me on the map if other locations we can go
We're right here, there's that one there's the one in the forest there's a bunch of internal entrances in the forest
I say we go to those
Yeah, only problem is the big boy that we saw coming down here is gonna be around here as well
Yeah, that's why I say we go to the far room. We got five minutes. He's got to get there
So there's like
On me how big
Prime and maybe one of them
I can't go that way
Don't kill me
Stegos over by me as well. There's so many stegos in this area
For a one fucked situation to another fucked situation what the hell man
Oh patchy, man
On you from Highlands. He's doesn't want to fight me though
It's the same guy from the Highlands that was won't be one of you
The red and kind of beige tan skin
I just want he's not fighting me run off. You might come back, but
Okay, we should keep on moving
You must be nearly fifty-fifty-five.
Me?
Yeah.
Yeah, close to that.
I'm not big enough to pick a fight with anything.
Substantial size.
There's four little spots, I say we go to the one next to the dome.
Okay
The far this point away
People in the the South Plains they can go into like the tunnel of the arena, right?
None of that stays
Shelter but there's places in the around the tunnel. There's like a whole compound or in there. I'll see that's I'm saying so
They shouldn't be contesting us as the point I'm getting
I think they're deep into the safe lanes, they are though, I mean, it's out of that, where else are they going?
Yeah.
That Rex is going to be in for a world of pain if he runs into those staggos, I'll tell you that right now.
What's up, baby?
No, I'm all good.
Yeah, I'll take it.
Love you.
I'm getting kind of stompy as well.
I can hear myself.
Hell yeah.
Definitely getting some size to us, brother.
That's for sure.
Hey, this much we've really been put to the test as well.
Yeah, listen, I say this as well all the time to chat as much as I do love the voice element
and like the interactions and stuff and the entertaining can be.
I do like also the survival just hardcore survival element of the game is where I like
this kind of run.
I like doing this sometimes because just.
Bro, it has been a journey today.
It has not been easy even just you that's what's rewarding about it though 100% yeah
I think that's unique about the aisle against like say Daisy which are kind of similar open
worlds of idols you play Daisy and you're literally just playing oh shit I'm coming to you I'm
Come on, you bit me!
You bit me!
You bit me!
Yeah!
Got his ass.
Yeah!
Let's go, baby.
Fuck, you came in with a fucking flop straight at me, man.
Good shit, bro.
Hell yeah.
As we were saying, we had to keep moving.
We play Daisy, but you're always the same character.
Like, you can only get so much loot and stuff on the aisle.
There's, like, different dinosaurs
that are all completely different challenges and shit, you know what I mean?
100%.
That's why I try to tell people, people don't, people fail to understand like the appeal
of the aisle.
Everybody comes in here, tick-tock kids, they're like, ah, I'm just playing the aisle again,
boring, blah, blah, blah, blah, it's like, man, I wish you could fast forward the last
nine hours or however long we've been playing and you just witness this run in like a like a
faster pace and still know what's going on does that make sense so i feel like anyone who would
watch what this run has been like it would be impossible to not understand why we enjoy it so
much like i was hiding in the bushes like that sarah was terrifying three hours ago now i one shot it
It's just there's way more variables in this than say something like Daisy which is I love Daisy
it's a hardcore open-world survival game but like it just every dinosaur is a different
play style a different way of approaching it packs solo you know different challenges it's
just it's there's so much to sink your teeth into in this game that I don't think a lot of
people appreciate or get into you know I also think it's very one thing this game does it's
really really fun is that it rewards dedication right like yeah it's gonna
take you 10 15 hours to get to that point but once you're there you're
fucking there brother you know what I mean like once you're a problem you're
a fucking problem and you're gonna stay a problem so I think is this where we
take or do we take the one that's a little bit farther I mean I don't know
I don't know how much better this one is.
This is a pretty contested one, but it's also, I think, our best bet.
So I say we take this.
I'm not going to go in there until, like, I absolutely have to, Bob. Yeah?
Yep.
I am going to stay very close to it to see if any homies are going in there.
Yeah, definitely do that. I'm going to go P real quick, and then...
and then we take it. We'll take it over. I'll be right back.
Yeah, one time I came here boss during one of these other events and there was a T-Rex
but he was invisible inside and killed me whenever I ran in there.
Yeah, that's tough.
That's Sarah's probably kicking himself there.
You overchased?
Oh, no doubt.
I said I just lost three hours.
I was primed too, wasn't it?
Yeah, I looked at it.
I mean, he was a lot of food, so I would think.
basically a vortex is like it centralizes all the dinos together and if you don't
you don't need to be inside the building just around the circle on the map I don't
know what the radius is though. Oh so we might be good where we're at right now.
I am 53%.
around here's something it's just on me it could have been you are you just in a
bush crouching around moving I wasn't moving yeah something was moving I am
3.4 tons halfway there to be unable to swim around in water
I'm not sure.
Storms are coming.
Now I can't get a cool skin, but Bosch can, right?
Sorry, second.
I was asking chat. I can't get any more skins, but you can.
You can get a son of the vortex T-Rexkin right now.
Listen, it's a great server.
Would you say this is a new player friendly or...
I'm telling chat that this is very much a hardcore server, it's tough.
It's going to be very unforgiving, which is the best way to learn,
but I wouldn't say it's like a complete noob server, you know?
Especially the fact there's no AI, it's just body drops, which makes it a little bit harder.
I don't think anything on the aisle is new new player friendly. I think the aisle is unless you go on like a boosted
dyno character server. I think but even that I don't I don't feel like that's a true aisle experience. I don't know. I'm a little different.
I think in terms of do you want a server that has cool things there's someone around me bro 100%
Did you see anyone go in?
Nope
If you want a server that has a really cool community and like a lot of cool functions, I think petite is right there
I think petite is your best bet
I think it's long. Go ahead. Sorry. I enjoy this over a lot. What all I'm saying is that
someone said isn't new friendly. I guess I'm seeing it from a different you got to understand
right with the voice stuff now hutch. We've literally opened the game up to people who
would never even looked at the oil. That is new friendly in my opinion. Yeah, you can
learn, you can voice chat with people. That's what I'm saying, these people will never thank
the oil for saving the store and that company and other people like that. Social experience
as much as anything sometimes, you won't get it here. It's not necessarily a fair representation
of the core oil game. The voice adds a lot more that's different. It's a lot more social,
It's a bit more, the pacing is a bit more relaxed, it's easier to learn because you're
actually talking to people, but in terms of like the survival element and the hardcore
element, it's very different to this, you know?
There was a Trudon idiot, I just hate him.
Yeah, I agree.
I just saw you munch on something, so I wasn't sure what it was.
Yeah, a little Trudon hiding in the corner scared for his life.
Yeah, I don't disagree with anything you just said.
Am I going to entomb the Rex?
I don't know.
Let's get there first.
Every time I talk about entombment, I die, so just get there.
They alive long enough to even contemplate into him, but yeah.
Wait, so I can get a son of the Vortex skin right now
if I'm lucky?
Really?
Oh wait, if you can hide under the light?
Yeah, you think you'd see me if you were outside looking at the light?
that's pretty creepy can you see me yeah oh
he's gone
oh shit we got hurt out there get back in that's hurting him he's getting hurt
He's gonna have to come in.
I could only imagine, Posh.
if we were flying above us right now how many little things are in bushes under
leaves just all around this compound you think I know yeah 100% I think I mean
we walk in here we see a little Trudon in the corner I guarantee there's
something the leaves outside I'll tell you one thing though that call event
that actually hurts I went out there for 15 seconds I was getting sore I'm just
I hope and I change skins bro that'd be so cool.
The Vortex is one of the cool skins in the game.
This is perfect for us though.
full food, full water, just growing, healing, yo chat, what's up with Drac playing Marvel
Rivals, what a freak.
I don't have too much longer in me today, what I was saying is maybe we just park it
and we can continue this run tomorrow.
i would love to but i promised my chat i would go until i hit prime
i don't have that time in my locker
yeah i hear that
hopefully tomorrow i'll be prime and i can just fucking bully anything that comes
in contact with us
yeah just don't die
i'm trying not to
and
What was the deal you made for that, dude?
Not enough.
I can't tell.
You do know, like, 50, what is your percentage?
55?
54.
That's 21% of this size.
That's another five hours, man.
I know.
Four and a half hours.
But I've only been going for eight hours, fuck.
Yeah, it's gonna be a long time.
Chat won't understand if we get to prime tomorrow and we continue to run.
Well, I gotta go a little bit longer for sure.
But I won't take any risks that are too crazy, and hopefully you don't get a clip tomorrow of any dead.
What? I mean...
They're all saying we will not understand.
Of course they won't. It's a chapter, for fuck's sake.
You guys are masochists over there.
you're fine i'll probably link up with another rex player and just have them
chaperone
just get ragnar jumping
that sounds like gangnar
gangnar is a fucking savage at this game
well today is
wednesday right i can't
I'm a play tomorrow but I can't go all night because I have the AT&T last week.
Yeah, it's fine. We can just do it. We can go on to a long one. Let's do like a four hour.
I should have muted. I was mainly telling Chad. I know you're cool with that.
You're not going to be on a seven o'clock anyways. For you, that's like fucking... forever.
Yeah, that's like 11 o'clock now. Are you quarter past that with me?
Yeah, that's insanity.
Oh, we have to sit in here. There's a weather event going on. We can't go anywhere. Um,
I gotta play Tarkov. No, listen, I think Tarkov's at a point, at least for me, where, let's
say I even wanted to play it bro I gotta like do all the the story or like the
the quests and all that I literally open up the game play two raids quit that's
all I have so it's not even worth me loading Tarkov up and to be honest with
you by the time Tarkov's drops are over the game's probably gonna fall off again
No, Bosch is in Ireland.
This thing lasts.
How long does this event last?
I can bet.
Yeah, I can see.
I look at it as we're growing, you know, yeah, it's boring, but at least we're growing.
What's your diet right now?
What percentage are you increased?
I don't mind whether or not it's a 107.
Oh, you're you need to prioritize eating the right shit.
Yep.
Well, luckily, hopefully some some people.
Weren't paying attention.
Yeah, I'm seeing some corpses out there.
see two corpses really three corpses four corpses no no you don't yeah hold
cue you'll see them they're all around us I am smelling like behind you having
there I'll see a couple that's the body with the different organs probably that's
Sarah there's the other chicken leg there's the bones the other bones and the
other chicken leg and then a mega pack which is probably just
oh no chicken fuck where'd he just come from I have no idea something in
front of us as well what the fuck the vortex event over
was that chicken behind you the whole time I have no idea it's like he came
from above me or something wait did he come from
now the vortex is still up
the chicken is running to his death
fucking chicken! where was that chicken?!
la la la la la, chicken, steves la the chicken
yeah, spicy as hell
yeah maybe, maybe that chicken just logged in and ran for its fucking life
What would you, what would you say your favorite American food is?
What is American food do you I would say like hot dogs cheeseburgers the
hamburger from Germany no cheese but I'd say cheeseburgers like America I know
it's I'd say at least at Germany I'd say more like crack first sausage or something
I went to Germany, man, I loved fried chicken loved their beer their food, okay, they don't
use enough seasoning, but their beer.
Oh my gosh, I still think about it.
They came in these like little tiny cups, it looked almost like shot glasses, but they
were just skinny like, you know, pro I would slam them by the dozens.
house with their with a b i have a break out infinite and me and like the
the people who work on the game like the developers and like the cio
we're all just hammered
so i am in these fears and it was such a fucking awesome vibe
yet proper beer as well not this or that proper shit
proper like it's like beer everything
not depends or i see that that's a year you're talking about what's like it's
bush well it's the control control it's to make sure people don't get pissed
events and shit I don't drink that I drink IPA's I percentage alcoholic beverages I drink whiskey
I drink the real shit easy IPA's are you know orders wait say it again sorry I used to work I used to
work before I streamed for as a content great I used to work for a craft beer importer and
distributor and we were an agency that like that's American ones we're Brooklyn Lager you
You guys know what you're not looking for?
I know.
Well, maybe.
We had a couple of other ones that we didn't have that were well-known.
Do you dress up?
Do you and your VISTAs dress up for Oktoberfest?
No, you don't do that.
Fuck.
I work for them, but I'm not like, what the fuck?
No, I thought in Ireland there's a bunch of events that, no, you go to a bar and you
dress up for some shit like that is that germany i don't know where they're like
little the bar went stings up from that oh it's germany sorry i don't know
guys i'm not from fucking ireland
i think we know
but i do have uh 40 irish 40 percent or 60 percent
Tell me I'm a DMU here. Is this an Irish last name?
This is isn't it you didn't DM me shit, okay
more Scottish I thought it was Irish it's in like an Irish Scottish Celtic yeah
I can tell I can tell all right I think it's over first get out of here first
part out first part is more Scottish than Irish Irish is more oh got it started
That name is more Scottish
All right, you want to go up to that a yeah
We get this food and I'm gonna get out of here
Okay
I
Chat is any is anybody playing Rex right now
Steve's live chicken you're spicy you tell mama see ten now you're ringing the bell
No, I'm talking like a gnar or these songs wonder if chase has his T-rex so
This leg is closer over here.
Yeah, fuck the leg though.
I think that A is just like the Sarah.
I want to see what this is.
I'm on speed demon mode, I'm 57.
Yeah, it's a body over on me.
What's the fastest you can get to?
59.
Oh, it's the Sarah. Oh, this is the Sarah I killed. I am speeding as out is running
any food
No, it's all just Sarah
Food
It's actually very far
Yep, I'm telling you if you're gonna log I just fill up on your up here look this way is like be up here
people behind you
his body is up there for show
wait is crunchy on rex right now
yo tell crunchy i'm trying to run it if he is
how big is he that's a big boy well what is it
this is another compound
It's like death outside another compound might be a body drop actually. It kind of looks like a trike from here
Hey small, that's fine. We can still link up if he wants to
Yeah, the dibble or a trike dibble
Eat him
A lot of it here as well you get some good B in and this guy
Yeah, I filled up before I would
also can't the body while you leave
i think that i'm just gonna take the diet
uh... you should take a diet
and but
uh...
you can also see a fire
yeah exactly
i'm just gonna sit right up here and camp the fuck out of this body
Alright, I'm going to do this tree here, and I'll see you tomorrow, my brother.
GG's, bro.
Thank you so much for hanging today, man.
Yeah, thanks for the run.
Always a good time, man.
Always, bro.
Good night, bro.
I'll see you later.
Bye.
Peace.
Alright, and now there was just one.
He said he's down.
Sick.
Tell him I am.
i am
Well, scared him.
I am by the D6 area discord with them. Yeah, I can do that
I'm going to join that and I'll drag them.
Oh, someone just sent me.
All right, later, Tom.
All right.
Feeling good.
dangerous voice chilling 55% I miss Bosch chat do you guys miss Bosch I miss
Bosch
no we are not as big as we can be this is how big we're going to be this is how
how big we are now.
I love you welcome in bossies bunch
Good to see you guys man. It's always a great time.
Love you bro.
60% your footsteps are going to double in sound, yeah.
Just wait and wait and wait.
No sense in moving right now. This is guaranteed next meal and it's diet and it's good bait.
Come on, baby.
walk over here. Oh, grunchy joint.
Yo, what up?
Yo, what up? How's it going? Bro, fucking surviving, man.
It has been a haul today, brother.
I heard you killed an aloe a full-grown aloe dude it what let me tell you something
God was on my side. Okay. There was no way
I should have won that he got behind me and he started biting the fuck out of my eye
I was like 52%
He jumped on me like three times. Oh, dude. I'm lucky
times or something like that since yeah, luckily I was able to like he fucked me up and then I
Got like a second to breathe turned around I pounced them head to head and
Hold on okay, I'm up here by like north jumbler, I know
Brother a trike or a humongous dillo just no
Dibble just logged in right next to me check I killed that I don't think I can
I want you away I weigh 3.8 tons nah I wouldn't I want to try you can knock you
over okay sounds good you want me to send you my cords I can just take a
Yeah, I'd take a look. I'm getting towards like the fast age, so this is looking good.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I'm over near D6, I think, on the map.
Yo, Alo, it was fun yesterday. I felt so bad when you died to the fucking staggo, man. They're so busted.
Yeah, he got stunned when he hit me there, too. Like, I was like, okay.
They got stunned and still knocked me down. I was like, alright, this is insane.
Do you think Dondee will ever not make the herbivores busted or is that forever and ever?
I don't know where all that hate comes from. I really don't know.
What do you mean?
Like the Herbie Glaze. Like, yeah, he likes herbivores, but...
I mean, shit, it's a stego, right? It's 9.3 tons. That's the same size as a full-grown...
Like, not prime, but full-grown T-Rex.
Isn't that fucking nuts, though?
And there can be three of them.
Yeah, it is nuts. I think it should be too, but I agree, you know teach their own not much. I think if there was two stegos
instead of
Three, I think you'd be very manageable because even if you're rocking two t-rexes
I mean two stegos a lot to deal with
Those bleeds are yeah, it's yeah, like three times. You're pretty much cooked. Yeah
Oh, Jeff said that they got fixed and do you play any of the whore test it just kept crashing
I tried
I
Don't even play him for that reason
I
Can't like dude. I'm getting I got cheaters coming on this server to get me
I couldn't even dream of what it would be all on official
Everybody you probably crash the servers to be honest
Hopped on an official
Yeah, and it's crazy that the steg was not considered like an apex at 9.3 tons insanity
Uh
You listen, bro, I'll play our graders again when there's actually some sustenance to it man. Trust me
I love our graders. I will always love our graders, but I can only
Bro, I can only do the same things so many times for I give board as fuck of it, bro
You know just like anybody. I'm at the I'm at the board as fuck of it stage
Rark
Try and get a little fight of this be real quick
there's so many t-rex is on the server right now by the way I would bet I
haven't really been playing that much rucks also just begin like fatal errors
and shit I've really had the short end of the stick lately my last two t-rex
runs I got I walked into the Highlands and there was two stegos set up like an
ambush pivot in two bushes and as I walked through between the two bushes
both of them tail swiped me in the face and instinct killed me I was on like a
70% T-Rex that's rough oh god fucking lost my mind yeah but I've been playing
That's what I found you guys on yesterday. I've been loving it. It's like that good like in between for me
Like not like a serato like but like a kind of more of like a Rex. I
Do like it
Yeah, it's a cool game and you can kill staggos pretty pretty easy
Dude, I don't know how you move around with it
It is really hard. You do that like slight shit
Yeah, that's like you guys are fighting those staggos
I was literally just sitting in the cup chair watching you guys fight it because I
Could not even like I went towards it and I try and turn and I would fail miserably
They can't when their tails raised they can't swing like at the front of their face
They used to be able to but they fixed that
So you really parallel yeah, so for their tails raised and you go parallel with the front of their face you can actually like
Get a hit off without being hit even if they power swing
Damn I didn't know that
Now they keep in mind there's DC and this is the yeah
100% like it's not like I you know not a guaranteed. Oh crunchy said this is gonna work
You know yeah
It works majority of the time I'd say what would you say the strongest thing in the game is right now?
Serato
Yeah, cuz there are Serato Serato on other servers has the gastronomic regeneration. Yeah, that's show fucking busted
It is busted. It's the best animal in the game. I
Remember whatever we have my server
You would literally just throw up and eat and you would be like one HP and you feel yourself full within like a minute
And you just eat everything they have they help the group limit to five on other servers, so really?
Really?
Yeah, this is the only server that doesn't have a lot of fire right now, I think.
What?
Five?
Oh my god.
Where you at by the way?
I can start making my way towards you.
I'm like northern jungle, we're kinda waiting to get a little bit more speed.
I'm like still like 30 something oh, okay. Yeah, I'll start making my way 30
So were you ever gonna play 007 or how are you feeling I planned on it and then
Bosch he hit me up a couple days ago with like let's do an aisle run and I was like, okay, and then
And then I forgot and then this morning I look on Twitter
And it was like me and Hunter doing a t-rex run and I was like, oh shit, I forgot about this fuck 007
I'll play it, but I'll be there. Yeah for me. It's like
After two days any single player especially a game like that like all the contents already been showed
Everyone's already here some shit. Yeah, everybody's beating the game already
It's not much on those type of games at least in my experience. You have to be like day one, you know
offer like the moment it drops there it is it's the best way I mean there's a
reason why shroud is was live before the game went down to like 8 a.m.
probably in the game like obviously yeah he is in the game is that insane dude
that is really cool I did see a clip of that is awesome congratulations
that's how you get the validation from the grandparents they're like oh you're
a streamer yeah okay okay yeah I'm in a fucking game yeah I'm in a game now
they're like okay okay oh shit yeah that's pretty insane
hey no no not not they put something in the game inspired by me no no they put
me in the game and they put me in the game looking sick as fuck bro he was
fitted up I don't know why he was look like a pimp look like he had shawty's
on the corner outside not for slinging dope and heroin
Crane something
Yeah, I'm on an a right now
I'm gonna try to eat this if I eat this then I'll be able to make my way pretty much straight to you sick
I'm just heading north
Anywhere but the Highlands is where I'm going dude. I hate the Highlands
Unless I'm prime most my
No, you're good
Most of time I like to stay east like north
River Delta
That's what I'm just telling botch whenever we were near death and I was like we got to go to the highlands
I'm gonna die you have to watch what happened to us
Bro, we go to the highlands. We see a body. We check it. No one's there. We're like, all right. We're gonna eat it
We're fine. We eat it the aloe comes out kill the aloe
then we had Trudons fight the Trudons off then two trikes come over we're
hiding I'm at like 4% blood literally and then two apex rexes like full
primes come out killed all of this is happening outside of the bush I'm
hiding it it was insanity and I have somehow found my way back to the
Highlands, I'm fucking pissed do I need to go should I go right northeast kind of okay, so I should go like towards that pond
Yeah, you can start in that way a little bit. I got diamonds here me right now. I'm just sitting this place
Just texting me yeah, I usually like bush camp I ain't even going to lie until like you get that speedy stage anything after like 45
Kilometers an hour you're good
That's usually like rule something
So boring. We've been doom scrolling on stream.
What is this? What did you just send me?
What's your account for this can you find it for me whenever what is this apex legends status calm
I don't know what that is sorry I was looking at something that Nick sent me
bro I'm
what were you saying?
I was I'm supposed to be playing this apex tournament and these motherfuckers are saying
that I'm gold or something when I haven't even played the game and I don't understand
how that's possible.
You start off in gold or something?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I've never gone to any of these legends.
Wait, I'm going west?
Shit.
That's okay.
I'm about to get fast.
I just need to find a good meal.
I just was about to eat some boar and three dylos and an omni pull up so out of there
Yeah, wolf million
On this server t-rexes they typically I know but me I kill everybody
But do other t-rexes typically kill smaller t-rexes?
No, you got to be above usually like the rule thumb is like 60% above and you're not safe
Okay, so anything below 60 typically you might be okay?
Yeah, around like five times you should anything under five times. I don't think the Prime Rex is gonna kill you
Yeah, I'm not too sure I'll have to look and find out what my stuff is. What's your favorite dino at the moment?
I'm a nerd man. I don't know. I think probably just T rex. I enjoy playing T rex because
I enjoy like the fighting the stegos and not getting one-shotted. Like I think it's a lot
of fun. I think it's you know something that's like has the most abilities really. Like there's
a lot of different things. Oh my gosh. I'm outside of the baby area in the Highlands.
Yeah, if you just had like basically straight east, you could get out of the islands and
then head like kind of north from there, northeast, you'll be good.
Okay, so like head like south-ish around that big-ass mountain?
Uh, yeah.
Let me look.
Oh, it's the baby area, Chad.
place in a fucking war zone always
chicken! you gotta run that big mountain there and then just like keep going east
and then you'll see like the big dome you can even go to the dome and then or not
don't go to the dome but kind of just head north of the dome got him use damn
chickens I hate him fuck you chicken
Yeah man, shout out Bosch, an icon of the Isle.
The guy has been playing this game for a long time.
You know who got Bosch into the Isle?
Was it you?
Yes sir.
I remember when you started, when you, I started, I've been playing this game for like two,
two and a half years, three.
I'd say around that time I brought Bosch over and a bunch of different streamers and
someone like you guys gotta check out the aisle and boss was one of the ones that gave it
a true look and I told chat like it's always hard right because with the with the aisle
it's a slow slow slow burn right a lot of yeah it's a lot of you know trying to get
to that point then you get to that point and then you have a rough death or whatever but
once you're there and you get some good fights in like it's very rare at least for me to
be able to showcase that side. I know you and Gengnar and Adam, you guys do really really
well with showcasing that side, but for me I get moved before I get there. I get merked
every time. I'm like almost there and then I die.
Yeah, I'm coming up like 4,000 hours on this game.
That's dude, that's unbelievable. And you play everything.
It is. It is.
You play Trike, Stego, Dibble, like I saw you on a Trike running around just one calling
trying to get people to fight you and nobody would.
Dude, everybody's so scared man.
You get to a certain size bro and I, you know, take Pete to the side of your stream title,
trying to find people.
Oh yeah.
Dude, it's...
Yeah.
I know that's the only thing, the only problem with Rex's is that when I do play Rex, when
I get to a certain size, everybody disappears.
when I'm small dude I go anywhere and fight a fight no matter where I'm at but when I'm big
bro it's everybody disperses I don't see no more dibbles I don't see no more trikes unless
they are apex primed with their friend who's also really good ready to stomp my shit out
exactly the only time to see him is when they have the upper hand there it is open field no bushes
around them just perfect situation and scenario to fuck me in the ass the
server's definitely like the hardest server to play on too for sure most
players on here
I have a question I'm learning to play what's the easiest dino to start Sarah
right? Want to be the Sarah? Yeah I would say Sarah. Sarah, maybe herbie to learn the map, like a
galley. I know it sounds trolly but for real. Yeah I feel like knowing where a train's on is.
Learning movement and the way animals move is gonna help you on a carnivore because obviously
like the apex knows how every animal moves, right? Yeah. Know what you can and can't catch up to,
what you can and can't chase exactly I would say bird but it's pretty boring
galley you could kick some baby Rex's to death
be a little fucking asshole on that chicken they had a nerf it on the server
because of us we did it like a oh shit
What's on you what's on you and Omni oh shit
Yeah, I literally have the second PC in the graphics card sitting next to it. I just have to install it
Sorry, I apologize for the bit rate. I know it's pretty atrocious and try yeah, I apologize. I'm so sorry
I
Appreciate a lot of you guys dealing with it. I you guys are awesome. Thank you. I'll load. Thank you so much for the nine months of wicked
Think of it a 60
Lash homes. I know you bitch
Yeah, let me correct myself I got to take it to someone and get it installed
I've I've been I've installed a graphics card before
the
have a whole crew on this on me
no joke
No shit.
I'm like outside my bush.
They just killed like a, they just killed like a stego.
They were trying to find me and killed a stego.
Like a big one or a small one?
Bunch of them, I can't even tell.
There's like 10 of them.
Oh fuck.
I'll let you know.
No fuck.
Yo, this water up here,
the one that like leads out of the South Plains.
Don't know how to really explain it. I don't know if this is safe or not
To drink from yeah
Are you on top of the waterfall like where the bridge is yeah, I don't know about that one
I've been there as a dino. It's my one of my favorite spots ever
You know a lot of people used to always go there, but I feel like there's just no water now
I hope these guys aren't smart enough to smell, if they smell they can smell and mix
me up.
Chase, you don't take so, these are bad spots.
If I get away from this, this is the craziest getaway ever.
Is this the same chicken that we saw earlier?
Do you know where I go from here?
I also sent you my cords.
I'm gonna check your stream right now.
I can't even move, so I'm just watching you.
Did you see that head north from here?
That chicken's drinking fine.
Yeah, just head north.
He's been following you.
that chicken's drinking you think I can drink no I'd totally let the chicken
drink so I could grab you what up baby
yeah kind of just had northeast from there hey but just trying to stay out of
the highlands got it whenever you go now you go later I don't care a while yeah
Yeah. I'm hungry now, but I can wait.
No, I want something easier to eat. Yeah, that works.
Yeah, I do I thought about it. I think I do
Yes a lot. Oh my yes. Yes. Maybe not more than do but
I love you. Good amount. Yeah.
Love you.
Happy.
Hello, chicken. I'm going to name you Bartholomew. Seems like Bartholomew is going to be accompanying
us on our journey. Good to see you Bartholomew. Come on, let's go.
I've now named the chicken Bartholomew, I don't know what this is bro, oh it's Karno.
I've been so suss of bodies and food today, man.
I found out.
You're just a Bosch question mark?
Yeah, he's playing with Bosch.
What's that guy's name?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Now you can put a little Irish accent on that.
Oh, who's going?
I do, I am redheaded.
Yeah, it is.
People mistake me for a redhead.
I have all-burn hair.
Just a hint to Fred.
It's a strawberry blonde for me.
Strawberry blonde, exactly.
You get it.
Finally, somebody gets it.
That doesn't look good.
Oh, and ain't good.
Hoo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
My god, that was almost so bad.
Arthur, follow me you.
The food's fine, I swear.
It's a little bit more northeast.
I want to get around that big-ass mountain.
All righty.
Yes, Chef.
Yes, Chef.
Yes, Chef.
You played Tarkov at all, dude?
I've been seeing that ice breaker map.
that she looks fun
yeah i think uh... little bit this morning
but that's actually
that's actually what i have the most hours and it's like i started my
channel on that shit
i got seventeen hundred
yeah i have uh... i i'd say the number one most hours i have probably gta
and then number two is talk of it around i think
what's at like eight thousand hours
the uh... when you're
do the cop
barbie
yeah
there's bar following you scared me
when you were doing the when you're making people do fucking flips and
shit off buildings
i would tell yous
yeah
or no that way i don't know who was that i was uh... that was a different guy
yeah that was a different guy but i would i would force people to
the same character kind of looking
like uh...
yeah
the larger policemen
i would have people like i've made
like criminals
go around while they're driving with cheeseburgers in their pocket at all times, or I'd give
them tickets, and I'd call it the busting tax.
I'd be like, you got my cheeseburgers, and they're like, I just ate it, and I'm like,
well, I'm going to get a parking violation, I'm sorry.
So all these criminals who would shoot cops all day, they would have extra cheeseburgers
on them.
So in case they had a warrant and I pulled them over, they'd bribe me with cheeseburgers.
I'd sit on a highway where everybody would drive and like repairing your car at the start of like an update
It's like the most expensive thing
So I'd sit on that highway
I call it fishing and I'd sit on a hill and people would drive by and I'd spike the fuck out of them and watch their car
Spin off of a hill then they come back pissed trying to take me to court and all this other shit. I
Never show up. I chose the worst fucking bush. I have a full-grown
ground prime trite sitting in my bush right now I'm not even joking either I
don't understand what's going on yeah well I wish I could tell you I'd help
you with that problem but he beat the fuck out of me
I killed a I was playing with one of my buddies we killed a nice ice trick just a
little bit ago at like how'd you die like three times it was it was getting
protected by some stegos I got my like wrecks back from it bro that happens I've
had so many times where I kill something and then like I we were when we
killed chat was it a stego or a trike and then two other trikes walk up and
protect the body or some shit like that so annoying that's insane bastards
Let's go, I'm getting larger.
We're thriving right now.
Love that.
I'm getting large as well.
Slowly, but surely.
emphasis on the slowly this game better lock-in with the development I can't lie
I swear you're on a different game if you're game every time I see you hutch
welcome to the stream of variety it's good to have you everyone say welcome in
the chat welcome welcome welcome we enjoyed multiple games here welcome same
Rex same Rex baby if I wasn't I'd be very small
Hi, my name is Frenchie and I'm an Alka oh not one of those welcomes that not not yet Frenchie
not I wish I was larger yeah it's like you're kind of protecting me I know isn't so weird
world we're living in this feels really really weird bro bro I felt so bad for what's his
day of yesterday just getting birthed all day long on his album.
I was trying to make fun of him, I was like dude you guys realize he's the only reason
why me and Hutch were alive for the longs.
Twice!
He caught the short end of the stick twice for us.
And the 1v2 Gengar on Rex, which is insane.
But Aloe is insane, you should not win, even when you won that fight against Aloe, that
should not happen to the Oscar. No, he fucked up. He let me crush him twice. But he also,
he was fighting me like, he was fighting me like, I don't care if I die, I just want
to kill you. And luckily, the bleed didn't go through. Oh, dude, mine's an animal at
this game. What's your second mutation? I had to go, I had to go for food. It was the
only choice I had 25% less food I was at like sub 10% going into the Highlands
looking for food. Food's not gonna matter if you're dead. Yeah amen. Bleeding out.
Amen. I only said that because I've just like I've fled out so many times I like
you get desperate try to fight like a little staggot or something I like right
before prime.
But no, efficient isn't pretty safe around, as long as you don't fight Stegos.
Yeah, I know, I need to get traumatic.
The second I can get traumatic, I'm taking it.
Traumatic and maybe Ostia for Rex fights.
Yeah.
Especially if you want to fight other Rexes, cause Ostia is a must have.
I saw you fight, I think it was Adam.
Wilder.
Yeah, on the beach.
On the beach, yes.
I was just catching everybody.
I was debating on like taking a break cause I was like, oh my god, I'm just killing everybody.
I'm just killing everybody. I killed you. I killed Adam. I killed mine.
You smoked me.
I was smoking everybody, dude. That weekend was nuts.
Dude, it was sad.
I wasn't even intentionally tracking you. I was just going over towards...
Well, I'll tell you this. One of the things on that is the day before...
I don't know if you saw, but I tracked a...
was at a T-Rex, literally across the map
and the guy was like responding to my stream
as I was talking to him.
And then the next day, I ran into Raptorock.
And Raptorock, there was like so much going on
in the Highlands and he just got on my trail
and tracked me, I mean brother, 15 minutes.
He walked behind me and killed me.
And then the very next death was you doing the same thing.
I was just pissed, I was so mad.
I was so pissed.
Dude, it's just one of those, man, we're just string of bad deaths.
Start lashing out like a kid that you take cookies away from.
Not for real.
That's why I can't play too much ricks.
You can't. Exactly. Like, no joke.
It's not even like you really do. You saw I died to a cheater today.
Yeah, that's insane. Another one. It's my fifth one.
coming to this server is wild too oh it's my fifth one here same cheat the
fucking spam bite bullshit except the other the two of them or three of them
were by Herrera's and then the Maya I think something else I'll chat my
remember what the other one was well it's what I did in my little cock
suppers I don't know maybe like a couple handfuls cheaters I'm usually yeah it's
usually not nearly this is the most I've ever died to him since I've been playing
the game but again I mean I never came here with this many people either so it's
I guess definitely a little different where am I compared to you right now my
head in the right way so just keep heading north
let me check
oh yeah just keep heading north and then we'll keep heading north, we'll be up
bridge you can cross and then I'll probably meet you around there cool yeah
once you get to your size you are now like you cannot run like stegos and
shades of like highlands dead not a good idea oh dude it's every death every
Every T-Rex death besides like a handful of me just getting grabbed by another T-Rex has been stegos
I have not died to a tric on T-Rex or anything. It is just
Stegos feeding my fucking ass. Oh, yeah
That machine gun tail too. Oh, it's crazy, man
It's like actually away you can swing faster with the sego
Oh, I've ran into a couple of them. Oh, that's what it was a cheating staggo. I posted a video about it recently
The the one day though it was extended. It was extension tail. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the extended tail shit. Not shit. It's nuts
probably was hitting me from like
10 yards farther than what it should have and mind was actually the person who called it out first and I was like
I don't know and then he did it to me and I was like, oh shit and Putin
and I think it was the one who banned him.
Man, that was crazy.
Bro, the comments.
It's 2026, by the way.
Bro, I was just about to tell the chat
the comments on that video.
Just doing well, but like the amount of people
who were just reaming the guy who was cheating.
Like, hey, you cheating at war so makes sense,
but in a dinosaur game, what a loser.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I'm just saying.
I say it like, I sympathize for you guys.
I hope you guys are doing good in life, like, wish you the best, like, there has to be something.
You know what I believe?
As someone who's played a lot of games and has dealt with cheaters in every single one of them,
I personally believe it's an actual, like, mental...
I don't like to use the term disability, but it's like, it's something mentally in their head to where
you've cheated games for so long, you just literally cannot play anything legit.
And when you load up a new game, the first thing you think is,
what are the cheats for this game?
I can't play it.
But that's it.
I think that that's...
I think that that is a vast majority of cheaters,
is those types of people that just haven't played a game legit in so long
and they can't play the game legit.
Like, they just can't.
Not very tech-savvy, but like, I would allow full control over my PC
to play a game like stress-free or even like a subscription a month you know
who's the company that are frying graphics cards that riot I think it's
riot or not frying graphics but I think it's like they're frying the memory
portion of the card that yeah it's riot listen I'm gonna be honest and this is
probably a take that a lot of my chats not gonna like unless you do support
stuff like that cheating is never going to get better it's never going to get
better brah for real period unless we go full South Korea and start putting
cheaters in prison in jail and have like a social ID or whatever like they have
for gaming you know about that right yeah I see that for me but I feel like
it's too far I just want to game without cheats though in terms of maybe not no
social ID not I don't you know you don't need my real shit but like greed just
control over my like computer while I'm playing that application like I don't
mind if you have cheats on your PC you know fuck you that's my opinion I gave
you're getting your shit fried it's not my chance only cheats I've ever used or
SV cheats underscore one all my friends 1v1 and that's the only cheats I've
ever use. Well I did my fair share of GTA fucking, what was that? You go to game stop
back in the day, you got that little handbook that allowed you to up, up, arrow, arrow,
left, right, left, right. She's gonna write them down for me. Yeah those are, those are,
those are the days man. The L1L2, R1R2, left, right, left, right was God mode or something
like that
yeah but the anti-cheat stuff
uh... this way
uh... iron water access you can go to the
You can go through the pan, you might be small enough.
I got no idea where I am.
I think you're up there.
Water access.
Yeah, but even like, listen, I have a little bit of sympathy here.
Like I feel like, oh, oh, and I did MW2, Modded Lobbies did that as well.
Like there's I think and again, I know a lot of you guys like that for me and that's great for you
But I think a lot of people at some point in time
West a little bit there to your left and there's me and go through that little door compound. Yeah, got it
I feel like at some point time everyone had at least like in the Codd like
Whatever that little
like
Halfway there could be like a crock there grab it run in the water
But I do like when you're 15
14 16 I understand it like a people are gonna be idiots their kids, but when you're like 35
25 30 45 and you're downloading cheats and getting those cronuses and all that other shit like you're a grown man
Doing that cringy shit. I just
Let that one dude back in like the Tarkov days. That was cheating. I forgot his name
Like that kind of shit. It's just like bro. What are you doing? You're a fucking grown man doing this
this is crazy. No, not toast. Texas, Texas, something. And that was another one of those
like played rust, got banned on rust for cheating, went to Tarkov, instantly downloaded cheat,
started cheating on Tarkov, like just another one of those like we're talking about, just
weird weird shit bro weirdo shit this one right here is what you're talking
about I believe so yeah
where working like that compound and where can a dinosaur grab me from when
you like crouch down through that little opening with a little pathway when you
go inside of the oh damn dude people are so nasty on the dinosaur because it's
crazy yeah that's a different type of people it's not just like the aisle man
that is a completely different human oh no I can't get to the yellow the yellow
cones of the yellow thing you have to go back down south on you have to go back
to the bridge because I wouldn't recommend swimming damn that blows
but I do that towards you
Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to go south up this ramp thing and then to the right.
I'm going to that big bridge, right?
What do you say, sir?
I'm going to that big bridge.
Not like the River Delta one, but like the small little one, like the Cascades Bridge.
So I need to be, oh, that's north.
So I want to be heading south.
Oh, I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about.
I honestly thought you'd be able to fit through there.
Didn't know you was already a big back.
Yeah, yep, yep.
So I'm going to that bridge where you killed me whenever I was playing.
Yeah, technically. Family reunion.
Hell yeah.
Alright, on my way.
Quick sips at that. Oh, yeah, Chets. I'm a little low on water. There's some safe spots
over there, isn't there? Yeah, there's actually one right next to you. Where are you? Oh,
really? Kind of make my way over there. I might try to just go up through the, that little
10 compound all right crunchy time that's what I'm saying with where's that
safe spot is it right here it's a little divot let me look let me look chat my
actually. More D-R-E-A-T.
We'll be like that.
Like a little cove thing.
Got it.
Yes, Chef!
There was a stego over here on the opposite side of that watering hole so get some water
and then head south.
The last thing you want to do is piss off a stego.
Oh, I don't want to see no stegos right now.
Oh, there's that big ass trike on the other side of the water.
Do you feel like the dam?
Yeah, I'm so happy I didn't go that way.
This is the safe spot?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're at it.
Yeah, yeah, cause like they have to go, like you got like 75 meters, like walking around
in there.
Well, if they ain't full prime either, I'm gonna grab their bitch-ass.
Yes, that bird is a player, yep.
Anything you see, everything, those little fat fishes over there, the birds, the little
lizards, they're all real people, all players in the game.
Nothing that you're going to see that's actually moving is NPCs or anything like that.
Everything you see is players.
Hello guys, mudna!
Mud takes away footprints, so putting mud all over your body makes it to where people aren't
going to be able to track you.
So as I'm walking, I leave a little footstep behind me and people can get on that trail
and follow me across the map.
But whenever you mud up, it eliminates that from happening.
It's really, really good.
And it helps with bleeds.
Very, very good.
you can get mud you always get mud unless you like your skin you're trying to show it off
there's like skins so you can get in this game you have a chance of getting them you can get
become a maila and get all black skin you can get albino skin you can get an orio where it's
black up top white on the bottom you can get skins from surviving like vortexes and sandstorms and
all kinds of crazy shit there's a skin for everything bro and people me included like to show those
off and not mud up, but if you're trying to survive and not die, always take mud, brother.
Always, always, always be mudded up.
How many hours are you into this?
How many hours have I been streaming?
Take minus one hour from the overall and that's how many hours we've been growing wrecks.
been very lucky to one shot at this point. What's the goal to get to 100% man? Start
from nothing, get to 100, start as a baby, get to the strongest for us on T-Rex, be
Apex man be the one everyone's afraid of
Bro Floyd that that Floyd is what I wish like every time someone in here comes and they go
Oh, why do you play the aisle? I wish I could show them that like
Experience like all those hours that led to that point into that point the struggle to
We think we made it to the oh shit. It's all falling apart to the oh my gosh. We somehow are alive
Like you that's what makes this game so sick
I'm on my way to that bridge
Roger
W fog. Yeah, perfect time. I mean, bro, I've been streaming for eight hours. I feel like
I've been streaming for 10 minutes.
Oh, my fuck.
That was almost a tragedy.
Why we walk?
4.7 tons. How many tons do we need to get you to be safe at any waters? It's six tons.
Seven.
Six. Seven.
There's an A over here as well if you want me to go scout that out for you yes, please
Yeah
Have you played the 1.0 wipe on the Tarkov game?
My experience with Tarkov this wipe was I load into the game I'm one of the first people
into the game. The first streamer in there, viewership's climbing, and I'm like oh dude
I'm on top of the world. It's going to be great. I go to do my first quest, it bugs
in the tutorial, and I can no longer quest, and I was locked to only playing one map and
couldn't get off of it, and then I quit in like three runs.
That's insane.
I started playing this morning. I haven't had any issues so far.
It's a really good time to definitely start.
I know you have a thousand hours, but if you haven't played this wipe into the new update, it's definitely a good time.
I'm pretty much at the bridge. Are you here?
I don't know where I am. I'm going to this A.
Um, I think I might be near it, actually.
Chad, am I near the bridge? Do you want me to one call real quick?
No. I bet you are, though.
Unlike on a road. On the map, I'm between G5 and F5. Unlike a road, next to a bunch of trees.
I
Can't see you sure dick. I'm crossing that bridge right now. I think I'm heading to a smell. Oh, wait
Yeah, yeah, I'm on the other side of the bridge like on the on the road
Run towards the bridge
Okay, we're gonna probably meet up
I
Ha, there you are. Hey, what up?
Yeah
What did I name him again, I forgot I forgot I named them or follow me
I might be Bartholomew. He's still hanging out with me.
Chicken.
Chicken!
Bartholomew, he's cold. Relax, man.
Do you call a man? Let him know.
He's tutorial. He's tutorial. You know, territorial. Territorial.
Not for real.
He's pissed, because all I feed him is cocaine and chicken.
Name that movie. You know that movie? You know that movie?
Hangover go hangover. Oh, there we all hangover now hangover
What you do these chickens their piss when I feed them is cocaine and chicken
Chow I love you. Sorry fucking
No, that's awesome
We just got a pack symbol behind us popped up. That's that chicken. Oh, is it that fucking chicken?
fucking
like and
i hate that mother fucker
uh... what's your food at
i'm good
i'm chillin
i think it's in that compound
i don't make a
estimate
maybe not though
bartholomew he's cold man
relax
gather you in here can we get a chicken emote
well bad news think it just moved
thanks i just ate it so careful
follow me don't see if anyone's over there man
where ya at?
there's another A on the east, back on where we were
go check out that one
yeah let's do it
Whatever 8 that is probably gonna run over this one as well
I
Sit in a bush. Oh, yeah, bro. Look at this show find somebody's little footprints. I couldn't grab the tracks though
fully hid
What makes Rex is so good a lot of people
You know from watching dinosaur movies thinks that Rex is running the middle of the open and chased down
herbivores, one in reality, paleontologists and also scientists believe
that given that the structure of the t-rex, although it was very large, that it
had padded feet that allowed them and gave them the ability to be very sneaky
and silent even though they were absolutely ginormous. Wait, what is it?
There's just like a Herrera on that guy.
I heard all their footsteps so I'm just being a little cautious.
To allot our left.
Well, looks like he wasn't paying attention, huh?
Nah man, lost in the sauce apparently.
He wasn't paying attention at all.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Well...
Hey, there's your food big dog with me, open it up for ya.
That's wild.
Oh, you ate his baby as well!
Throw that motherfucker! I catch him!
I got him, I got him!
Ah, too deep man, that's a home run.
Damn it!
Alright, eat what you need, I'll eat the rest.
dude he was just not paying attention at all
poor guy
your Serato's talking so I'm gonna try to get him out of here
yeah sounds good I'll start eating this guy
full group of Serato's I should be okay right
I'll leave Kevin and Oregon.
Yeah, go ahead.
I should be okay against Saras, right?
I gotta reload real quick. I'm bloke.
Son of a bitch.
I'm behind the tree. I'm reloading real quick.
You think I should be okay against those Saras, right?
How much you weigh?
I'm at five tons.
Oh, you're good.
Okay, I thought to say I just one tapped and one after another.
Yeah, pin slop one one's gonna be sitting behind you. You all right click
You'll knock him down crush and slap him easy
Bro everything's everything's so scuffed on this body
It's cuz I threw that freaking little body on the
Yeah, I might just have to hold E on this bitch
I think it's fucking hammered.
What are you eating that? Sorry.
No, you're all good.
Oh wait, that's not... Wait, is that you?
Detective Pintz?
Oh, okay. That's me.
That was close.
Got an imposter here.
I thought I did! I thought I had some random guy roll up!
Do you need any A before I eat this?
Nah, we're good, I'm full.
All you men.
Fill up completely.
Yeah, I do.
I'm staying B's right here and I want it, but I can't eat it.
Oh, there we go.
Well, I think this heart is just full of bugs, maybe.
Yeah, at least we'll just get out of here. Oh fuck. Fill up on the body. We'll get some more.
Let's get...
Yo, it's Pen Slot. Detective Pen Slot.
Did I almost get you? No, I'm just saying.
Oh, when you came back over, I almost did. I invited you and I was like, who the fuck is this guy?
all right
yeah I agree they do need to fix it
there's a fair amount of downtime
completely agree man I love this shit
it just scratches the case man
same that too
there ain't nothing better was this game spending seven hours to get to this
point in those that that same alo that would have fucked me up for my entire
life I now just get to one shot him I mean brother that is damn good
are we going down this
I was about to rip the
Bullyology but let's just keep moving towards the door
that's not a good sound here dude
what was it? it was a paleo rex behind us
pretty darn close, closer than I'd like
Yeah, time to leave. This is his land now.
You hear that one?
No, I don't hear that at all.
But I believe you, but I'm scared.
There we go, String at my speed.
Just about to hit that 60%
Yeah, I wish Dondie would pull the trigger and expand the amount of people is working on this game
You don't have your SFX down low because of the reindeer you did slow. Oh, I might let me look
SF no still a hundred
Oh
That just a 60 close it's 60 the last like growth that's where it's not for before prime right
Yeah 60 and then set our 70 to like or 73 to 75 is is a lot as well like that last 5% really
I keep seeing my camera clip. I know I'm gaining form
Raptors keep on footprints, but I can't grab them
who do you write
you have a check it out
i'd say my
one of my favorite things about rex is your face that you're in right now
you know i really wish
on the server you could pause it
but at that cost it would come with like not being able to unpause
you know what i'm saying
like uh... like uh... world of warcraft whenever you would uh...
oh shit
holy shh shh shh
What the fuck?
Lock in.
Holy nutsack, bad man didn't expect to pull that out of a bush.
Um, okay so what I'm gonna do here is since we're right next to a salt,
I'm gonna throw up, if you wanna start calling out organs instead of the mouth,
I'm gonna throw up and lick the salt and die of max.
Do you want me to...
Okay sounds good, sounds good, I was about to stab in one of them and get a bad idea, but that makes sense.
Yeah, I don't want to be spawned.
Smart man.
You want me to leave the organs on the trail so we can bait them while you're chilling?
Uh, it won't take long.
Okay.
I'll put them all right here.
I don't want anger here with that Rex.
I just want to deny Max real quick so I can check in.
Sounds good.
It's nice to help you.
Did I put all the organs next to each other?
Does that matter or no?
It does matter.
Try to separate them.
At least like 5 feet.
Sounds good.
Put one over here.
Organs are the most buggy thing right now.
Yeah, I think it's good to have them.
When you pull them out, get them pretty far away from the body and just separate them each time.
There's that one.
Unless it's like two A's, you know what I mean?
That you can just throw them on top of each other because it don't matter.
There's another one right here.
Oh, I did just get bugged. Dude, what the fuck? I separated him so much.
Alright, well, fucking feels bad. Feels terrible, brother. I'll be right back.
No, don't we have a stego here?
Wait a stego just got in there?
That should be okay.
If you get in you need to get in quick and run, oh my god there's too many of them around
you.
This is terrible time.
No, not like this.
What?
I don't know yet.
I'm loading in. Which way do I go? Turn around?
Uh, just go north. Or stand still for now. Unless they hit you. Or like, you think they're
about to hit you, you know what I mean?
I'm in a bush. I'm in a bush. I'm in a bush.
Are you in?
Yeah, I'm in. I'm in. I'm in a bush.
Just don't move. Don't move toward me.
Oh my God.
That was insane timing, bro.
Brother, what the fuck?
Check it by the way.
He's staring right at me.
Did he see you?
He's looking right at me.
I think he realized that you got bugged and he's not a complete scumbag.
Oh dude shout out to whoever that is if that's the truth thank you so much I love you.
i'm not going to take my chances though
you don't take
don't get greedy
now i'm not i'm not say i'm eating right in front of them
i need that beat up
i think you might be one of the homies of the stream
shout out to you thank you
or just
do-do person
yeah that is well either way w m
fucking w m
did you hear that? where are you from that?
oh, i just heard you do that again
yeah i'm right here
i think i just heard you
about us
footsteps
do a bite real quick
i'm coming to you right now
and those stegos could have fucked me up i don't think that they were like
full dive
per-se, by the way
that was a prime
oh, fuck
yeah, you were cooked
dude, i was dead
even if they wanted to chase me, i was dead
Might have just gave you a hit start so let's get out of here.
Yeah.
You're full belly right now, right?
Yeah, I'm, dude, I'm big chilling.
I could greed on diet, but I mean at this stage it doesn't, you know, is what it is.
Wah-wah, let's go back to that one spot you were at.
as a prime could I kill both of them no crunchy yes me no
Yo, thank you so much again, Varlox for the 5th gift.
Superb thinking for the 41 months, literal thinking for the 20 months.
Can we get some Ws in a jack for Varlox guys, thank you so much, we're almost at 8100 subs
again, you guys are legends, thank you.
Yeah, we me and Gagnar got a 2v2 and I was I think prime and he was prime and
We killed one he died and then I killed the last one
But like both both of us surviving a 2v2 against the stega like that's my opinion like that's so hard
Yeah, you always want to bring them to the trees never want to find a second on the open
And then you always want to bait and attack first never try to go in for a crush bite
when they haven't swung that's just asking to get hit in the face got it and
maybe even after you bait one like bait another just try to what's the best way
to bait run in and then do the little turn just just stop yeah just run and
stop yeah oh yeah oh good Phoenix thank you so much for the take gifted man
I appreciate you. Jack, can we go and show some love to Crumpeters coming in with us?
Especially with an anti-antime. I appreciate you, Brad. Thank you so much for the love.
Yeah. I recommend anybody in chat regardless just mess around in a deathmatch
and then try to, you know, work your way into a survival server.
Thank you, bro. Thank you again.
You done being a jerk, huh?
That is being a truck. They're nesting or something. Oh shit
I'm not sure could just be a baby
Just hit it
There's some type of animal here. It's an alo. I'm gonna bring them to you
Yeah, he's behind you.
Yo, he's not one of them.
I'm not going to try to bait too hard here, because I'll know.
I'm coming up over the brim right now.
If I paced him right here.
No.
He saw me.
He saw me.
Yeah, just whatever.
Oh, Drow.
Oh, just barely missed.
Oh, he's going into that area.
I think he's trying to find those.
Trikes.
A baby one at least.
He's going to be able to get through all that, right?
Do I try and cut him off or is he through?
He can get through and there are big ones nesting over there
There's an outcast bird over there. No way. Oh, he's not through
You see he's like on that right-hand side on the ledge. Oh, it's I
Want to kill it. That's that's a cool skin. I can get come up come up come up
Oh, I see what is that? Oh, we just allot you what? No, he just died of starvation, bro
No way. Oh, I see I see the I see the try this wasn't you just running. Yeah, I
I see the bird, bro. I see the bird the outcast
Shit, okay, get his ass
Mama's moving
Try to drag that back up in a way because that croc might be able to launch at you
Man, I would love to get that vigilante skin.
It does look good.
But if you entomb, you're cooked.
What happens with entombment?
You turn into a banana.
Oh, while I'm growing.
Oh my gosh.
Is he going to give me the...
He's going to give you it.
No way.
Oh, Peppy, you can greet.
Oh, I don't think he is going to give it to me.
I got the Peppy.
You need any of this?
No, that's all you need.
No joke, like, chilling.
Yeah, he's scared.
Yeah, his skin is fire, but if I got that on T-Rex, Death Sentence, I was like, wait,
if you intune.
Yeah, I mean, it looks good when you're old, but you'd have to, like, mod up when you're
a baby.
I had a buddy who got that skin when you entered, so he literally turned into a good Ana.
So I'd just have to mud up the entire life, I'd be down for that.
Exactly, well not the entire life, but like, up to like 60% or whatever you are now.
Yeah, that's fine.
I don't care.
I don't care in the slightest.
Make sure they get sniped along by a rat race.
Alright, I'll text ya.
Let me see if I can't get him to come down for this meat.
Come on, come get the meat, man!
Come on, you know you want it eat up little bird
Dude you look so cool
There you go.
God is ass.
Easy, easy, easy.
Ah, yeah!
Good combs!
Everybody's pissed at me.
Oh, yeah, dude, you just stole their skin, brother.
Let's go.
Yo, let's go.
You've become a vigilante!
Nice!
That's very nice.
That's very nice.
That was a good one.
Hell yeah!
Get out of here, bird!
I killed your father!
Luke, I am your father!
Now I want to take the mud off.
Not around here though.
You gotta be like, you gotta swim for that.
Oh shit, never mind.
I'd wait a little bit.
how many coins do you give for that I don't know I don't think any I think you
just hundred I got a hundred coins for that shit
not to toot my own horn but I actually came out or came up with that idea
really yeah that's my favorite part about the server but the vigilante part
oh I thought you're talking about the coins oh no it's not just the vigilante
No, that's cool. I like both
The coins aren't such a good. They're awesome like ample man. It's nice just for people who like, you know
Work a normal job and stuff they can come home, you know, how many coins you got?
Well, I bought a
Rex not that long ago. It's like 8,000 so I got like 5k left
Gotcha
Hello bird biting you
Yeah
home run how cool is this game all bros dough
it will look good
should I jump in the water down here the bottom of the stream
I don't think so so
midway it'll rain you're playing with me
is it always raining yeah dude
I'm notoriously known dude I'll hop in the server and it just
rain right away I keep until I die yeah even when I in two might keep it
it's probably him right there
can't do it to him
I'm evil I'm not a monster. Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Alright, not too shabby. Got our bellies full, got some good diet, got a cool skin. This
was a good call. I like it over here. Tony man, you gotta stay away from that
Highlands area until you're like crime. I
Can't like do a great job. That was impressive hands down like the fact that she's I appreciate that islands that that was well
Bro, I didn't have a choice. I trust me. I was even telling boss. I was like, I do not want to go to Highlands like
Let's stay away from it. And then I got to a point where I was just like dude. I have I don't have a choice
What was that?
That there's the chicken.
Oh, I heard of.
So chicken's three-call, the aggressive one.
Oh, got it.
The galley moise, whatever it's.
I think I should have all the prime requirements.
I've been everywhere.
I've been to sanctuary.
Yeah, but I went and got sanctuary whenever I was in a speedy Rex phase and Trudon heaven.
I hate those motherfuckers.
I hate that place as well.
Every time I go there I get attacked.
They ain't never welcome in me.
They always bite the dick out of me.
Not that there was ever a dick in me.
You know what I mean?
But you know what I'm saying?
Not for a long period.
Damn bro, we are full water, full food, great diet, this is peak right now.
I'm chillin, I got a 222, DAMN!
We're locked in.
You're gonna be growing fast, what percent are you right now?
Oh shit, monsterous wrecks across the pond.
Look at that skin. Should I say hi? No. No, I think that's the guy who saved us.
Those are the guys who saved us in the Highlands, right?
I would stay hidden though.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, they're coming over here.
Well he's giving me the jelly.
I just don't think you're okay.
You're a pro player you're like talking quietly to try and bro
Yo you want to watch these guys fight the trikes
I don't want to get accused of doing anything either, but we can follow at a safe distance
because they'll be clearing our way from potential aggressive Rexes.
I've done it before.
I've grown a Rex by following another Rex, it's free.
Apparently what they did in real life too.
It's actually really common in nature.
Yeah, I mean wouldn't you?
That's literally how kai- not kai- sorry that's how hyenas, a lot of hyenas, packs of hyenas
will follow a pack of lions for months, even years as they go and hunt and eat they would
just pick up the scraps.
We need like a modern day isle, that would be fucking sick.
Oh brother, dude.
With like maybe like different continents and shit.
Like we need like a triple A game to come out with like you know, continents and like
Bro that'd be so badass, imagine like, yeah dude that'd be-
Yeah, seven different maps or whatever and-
Bro that'd be so cool.
This is a Jurassic Park game. This is literally Jurassic Park.
Yeah the compounds and like the vehicles are proof.
Have you seen his streams before? He walks around with a block with a switch.
I haven't seen that.
You say I'm not even trolling.
Every time I pull up his stream, he has the chat and emote only because he doesn't...
He even says, I don't care about your guys' opinions, and he runs around on Gally.
That's every time I've looked at his stream.
It's either showing off a new dino or running around on a galamimus.
Talking about how much he loves it.
I love it when he'll stream something else.
I go play like Shovery 2 or something and just the chat hates him.
And it's just hilarious.
Cause he's like, I'm streaming.
He's like, I'm not taking the aisle questions.
He's like, I'm having fun.
It's my day off.
It's hilarious.
You know, he used to be an R.P.R.
Really?
Yeah, he R.P.ed a no-pixel way back when.
Yeah, you should go get carried by Landmark sometime on Tarkov.
That'd be very interesting to watch.
It's hard for me to dip my toes back in Tarkov.
So much hate for those developers. It's hard for me to want to play that game
Yeah, I just like I just be reminiscent of the old good days and Tarkov and shit
Yeah, I feel it. I do trust me at its peak when me and Summit we're running around doing every night
Dude that was so much fun, man
I shouldn't be taking you to a Thailand that's my bad
You're good
I'm just stomping around bro following you
Yeah, just I'm just losing diet playing time trying to get you some weight. Oh, yeah
I'm almost I'm at 5.3 tons right now
Well, I was very vocal about when they tried to scam their player base
put the unheard edition and during the ABI all that discourse so the story for
me is that we went to like a twitch con and basically I got surrounded in front
of me somewhere eating oh I'm on my way like I should start crouching
You don't have to go for the pin right away either.
Got it.
That's definitely a good tip, but just right click.
Don't hold the right click, just tap it because you have such a significant amount of water
weight in them that you'll like stun them and then you can just hit them with a crush.
Got it.
Got it.
That's good information.
Like chasing anytime I'm chasing something, you know, like I'm the ambush on the prowl and I know I can like just right-click it and stun it
I'll do that instead of trying to pin because if you miss that pin, then you're fucked. You're fucked
Yeah, especially when you're like starting stuff
Did you make you throw up? No, I'm good. Okay killed the one behind us
Another thing is like if they were smart and they had bile
And when you're playing Serato yourself, you can make us T-Rex stop its pin
if you make it throw up
so on your leg really
yes yes yes
and if they're like bleeding out say you like as a serato you follow up
a rex and fights bunch of stegos he gets really low he's sitting down
if you run up to him by them with bile make him throw up he'll stand up
you might leave out
noted
other on the other side of the water now
let's just hop off on this and
well it looks like it's safe if they're drinking right there now
don't
I would always bait you
I'd let them drink to get you
got it
Croc players are different
they're freaks aren't they?
they're freaks. Doc Stinky's are really really good
crock player
i watch uh...
what's his name dino dave i think
here's a little
right click
See how I stopped her right there with a crush fight. Yeah, so I can eat I can be and I'm like I'm only 500 kg
So say like chill, you know, we're rolls were swapped. You'd want to crush by them
I should have done that there, but I was a little nervous got it. Okay noted so you can still slow people down
Exactly. I'm 500 kg and I stopped that dude dead in the tracks with the crush fight
Damn lucky motherfucker
Now should that should it be like that? No not at all.
Hey but it's like that we gonna play like that if it's gonna be like that.
100%
For real.
Okay where was that? Just around the body of something around here.
Here it is.
That's so funny that those guys
They were coming after you bro. They were so excited. Oh, yeah, he's like Rex. I get a rune today
And you can cancel a crush by with R, you know that right I
Did not oh, yes, I do do that. I did not that like kind of like alo whenever you have your hands. Yeah, you chest I
I think to stop a pin at space.
Got it.
I ain't even gonna ask you about the techniques of a spar.
That shit, it confuses them a lot.
It's so easy, it's so easy.
Left click, hold left click down, shake your mouse side to side, you throw him to the side.
I'll do it a little bigger, but if you want to throw him to the side and get a free crush bite on the side of him,
hold left click, wiggle your mouse side to side, throw him to the side, if you want to
play defense and you don't want to get thrown to the side, you hold right click, if you
want to, if he's smaller than you and you're locking jaws with him, mind the pro tip is
hold left click and wiggle your mouse up and down, you'll throw him on, you'll pancake
his ass, and then you crush my-
Do you need this eh, before I eat it?
Nah man, it's all you.
Alright, okay, let's see, that sounds a little bit easier than I thought.
Yeah, just hold left click, look at the left mouse side side.
If you think he's going to do the exact same move you're going to do, just hold right click.
Got it.
So if I'm like, this guy's good, I just hold right click and say fuck him.
Yeah, just hold right click, you'll waste all his stamp, and then do the left click,
swap over your left click, drop to the side, and you'll take advantage of him because he
doesn't have a stamp.
Got it.
Pause.
That's ball.
That's ball.
Now we bait these bodies, right?
Uh...
Oh, we say fuck them.
I don't like doing that.
I don't like doing that one.
Like, we're your size.
Okay.
Because we're like, three alos pull up and pin-slop you.
Yeah, true.
Wait, three alos can still fuck me?
Fuck you, you're cucked.
Three alos pull up.
Oh, shit.
I guess you're right.
You're the best I can.
man the boys killed a rex yesterday I guess it was just me and one other we
killed oh wait was it you me and you we killed a rex yesterday didn't we we did
yeah yeah it was me and you that's sub rex I didn't think we could pin him that's
why I was like throwing claw tacks and shit that's why you were so low blood
it wasn't cuz it was cuz of me I achieved the claw after fighting the
Serato. Got it. Yeah, those claw attacks are vicious. Oh, dude, they're crazy.
I thought that was a player but I think it's a plant.
honest what's up bro oh yeah we're massive now
see really quick chat I am 5.5 tons
Sorry, Chad, I got to get some food before it's too late.
I just sent you a picture of somewhere, that looks good.
That works. Yeah, sure. Okay. Okay.
We had a long day yesterday.
She's too, baby.
Maybe I can ask for some PTO
No, not right now
No, listen I chatted a case of today, I can't go anyone
8100 subs we're 78
All right, it's on my fault these guys wanted to go crazy
not 90 we are I already made a deal for a I can't say chat 9k subs you're not
unplugging the computer I'll fight you off hand-to-hand combat I don't care
I guess I'm dead.
Chad, I got Max and Maggo right now.
Six minutes.
What are you talking about?
Fifteen minutes?
No.
Oh my god.
Alrighty, I'm good.
It's not fair.
Alrighty, let's hit like fort pond.
Let's do it
So you're gonna learn this new map and then they're gonna drop the new map and you're gonna be cooked
Boss was talking it up. He said it was sick. It is
They better fix fucking fate
Yeah, I mean
Who the map is he I think it'll bring in a lot of new people if you want me to be honest
It's a bigger change than from the last map to this one.
This is the biggest.
It's the entire map is different.
Same kick different frosting I should say.
And it just has a good amount of frosting.
It looks good.
Tastes good.
Yeah, I'm excited for it.
What the hell was that?
Well now I'm scared of all those.
No they wouldn't be scared.
I just gotta make sure I grab one.
Yeah, another thing is if one's pounced on the side of you, you can't pin-slop them.
So you're gonna have to do normal bites if you have one on the side of you.
Got it.
At least I believe.
I don't know if it's fixed or not, but last time I tried to crush my something, it didn't work.
Yeah, everybody can hear me stopping.
Yeah, this is not just the us thing. Everyone on the map knows I'm stuck.
I want you to start crouching.
I'm trying to stay far enough ahead of you, therefore, your foot stops, your foot stops.
Oh yeah, your stop is on register.
Got it.
And then I can just bring something into you until you do crouch.
Can Allos move around on you when they're pounced like raptors?
I don't think so. Like I said, I just started playing Alla, like me and your run was probably
like my third Alla run ever. And I usually don't bounce. Yeah, I don't usually bounce,
man. I just do the left click. It seems to work the best. I'd probably only pin if I
I know I can pin him, right?
Yeah.
Or pounce if I know I can pin.
No tomato.
Yeah.
I'd catch up. Thank you.
Copy. Copy. No onions. No onions!
I'll send it back.
Extra Onions, no Onions!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, this area down here is a really good spot.
There's a PZ Zone down here for a lot of the Herbies.
Oh really?
Yeah, have you used the Volnona map?
I used the map that the GPS cords and the discord.
Yeah, you gotta get a lot to send you a map that I use and then it'll show you PZ zones.
So it'll show you where food spawns for herbies and then you go to those areas and that's
where you find food.
Or not food, but like herbies and shit.
Got it.
So like this spot up here?
Is it PZ zone?
Got it.
You could survive off of onions only bro you guys have lost the plot onions onions are
They're fucking gross.
On the road again.
What time is the tournament?
Starts at 8.
Is it 8pm?
PST or 7PM CST?
Got you.
Select this tree right here.
This is Herbie food?
No, they can't get it, but it's how you know you're in a PC zone.
Got it.
Light birch wood.
Got it.
Happy!
Do I like olives?
Hell no.
I just scared myself.
I got foot stomps.
I love these stomps.
Oh my goodness.
I thought I was cooked, dude.
Yeah, that shit's terrifying.
70 STO.
I'm not sure if it's going to get watered as well when you're growing.
Hell yeah.
Oh, is it the one next to the mountain?
Yeah, over here.
Around to the left.
Raptor's behind us.
Honest.
No, no, no.
Far.
Just one calling.
Barking.
destroy a raptor right now
oh shit watch out there's a tric inside this bush
uh... you can try to crush him
just right in front of my face
I see, let him move, don't go back in there
i fuck it go back in there
there we go all you got this in the back seats
are in breathing this white sit down and dialed is a gentleman
like broken
yeah you can crush on the face now so when they have a lake break
you don't have to go behind him you can just crush him right on the face so
right there's started
right does not have to go
and then start your crush bite a little bit further back you don't have to be
right in his mouth
do it from like five feet back
maybe ten
maybe like eight feet i don't know
hell yeah
sacrifice a hit on you
damn how'd you hear him bro
i'm locked in
dude let's call it a puke kill
yeah man we're
This is insane.
This is big. You want this? Do you want me to put this off to the side for you?
I just need some wine.
Alright, I think we can jump down there, those are cool.
Just big eddy lines.
Alright, heat up.
Alright, I want you to knock me over, so come over to me and crouch, and then right click.
That's like, a playful knock over.
it doesn't do like any damage that helps you with the mouth bug right yep
Don't we get out the Y for you?
Yes, basically.
Beautiful.
Alright, I'm at 232. We're locked at home.
All right, I mean he didn't even hit me
Even hit me I mean he walked out that bush like God damn it
Mother fucker doing that meddling kid
Swaze, thank you so much for the prime.
Caught?
That guy, yeah.
That was another player, yeah, that was another player.
player hiding in the bush scared for his life and crunchy heard him breathe and we ambushed him.
The reason why he couldn't move is I broke his leg whenever I grabbed him the first time.
Whenever you ambush someone like that on T-Rex you can break their bones so I broke his leg so
he couldn't go anywhere even if he did he was too too small to really do much
run off that I can swim in this right yeah should be good
There you go, see it.
Hell yeah!
Yo, this skin is dope!
Not that shit as far.
I can't wait to see it in the day time.
Let me just arrest her just real quick.
Yeah.
Yo, check us out, boys.
So you get this skin by killing the outcasts, the vigilante skin.
My mutations is diet and stomach right now.
I had to take the stomach cause I was about to die of hunger.
Oh, we got 100 PP coins for killing that outcast too.
Well, it's not just your own kind.
It's small.
So by killing babies and your own kind,
but mainly juveniles you get the outcast
outcast is someone who's just playing the game like a piece of shit and when
you're now cast no rules protect you people constraints like you
it's not the fact that there's no rules the fact that the admonish just
allow people to do whatever they want to kill you it's kind of like uh...
you were a piece of shit so now everyone gets to be a piece of shit to you
punishment
but the outcast is one of the coolest games a lot of people get it
I'm hearing stuff, by the way.
I'll look.
It's something near me. Keep crouch and don't move through the bushes right now. Just listen.
I could have swore I heard something too could have been that guy's duo honestly yeah
I mean dude, that'd be pretty crazy, you just let your boy die like that.
I could never.
Unless it was Bosch.
I'd let Bosch die like that.
His server's popping dude.
Aw bro, people love the boy stuff.
See if I like it.
I haven't played on it just because like if I want to like, you know, hear somebody beg
for the life I'll play daisy yeah yeah yeah yeah it's a weird dynamic but I
told him I'd yeah I it's it's hard for me I I don't know if I can do it but it
does look fun as fuck yeah I agree
all right I think we're good all right oh penis fight double a seven tonight nice
You're addicted, dude, when you have a good run like this, it's hard to get a good run.
It's hard to not want to see what happens, you know?
I mean even me, like, I haven't even thought to myself,
why spam text to be, please, I want to hang out.
Beautiful area.
But it's like, bro, I want to get to crime.
I like the waterfall.
I wish the entire map had stuff like this.
Like, I look at the old school IOMAP that was just big.
Yeah, with the stream that separated the map.
Dinosukis land and like I love this map. This map is so cool. Definitely cooler than the last iteration
but I
Don't know. I feel like it was I feel like I wish it was a little bit more centralized that makes sense
I feel like 30 to 40 percent of the map isn't even utilized
They can really bring people
Um, areas, especially just with water. You know, I think all water should connect to each other. I agree. It's everything
Agreed, and there's so many safe spots like let the Dinosuchus is truly move around the map
Apparently they've been working on some crazy new lunges for it like one that goes vertical up out of the water and one that goes like
On land. I want to see
Good, I like that. I don't get me wrong
I have my fair share of hatred towards dinosaurs, but I also feel like they truly got the fucking short end of the stick on this man
Yeah, dude, you know they used to spawn on land
No shit really. Yeah, you used to not even spawn in water. You'd spawn land and then have to go find water.
Oh my god
I'm about to see the skin. Oh man, the light started to hit it. It looks crazy
Where's the footstep here?
Baby Staggo somewhere.
Oh, might be a baby.
Oh, it's a Dino, it's a Dino feet.
Oh, someone just moved over into that water or came up here into this water?
Yeah, he tried, I'm guessing he tried to eat this head.
It was a baby.
Got it.
That's how you used it.
This is the vigilante skin.
The only way to get this is by killing an outcast.
Let's go this way.
I don't think there's a Dino over here.
How much do you weigh?
You're like five feet?
That's exactly how much I weigh.
That's impressive.
That's not playing that Dino right there.
I don't know what you can grab.
That's insane.
At 6, 6, 8, I'm good for water.
Yep.
This is decently safe water.
We're going to walk around the edge.
I think you can get up back over there, but it's really lazy.
This is usually where I drink yes same it's like my favorite place this is gangnar always
takes us over here and Adam yes that's fine chase all the Rex players come over here so
so good. Catch big crocs migrating. I mean staggos come out of your nest. Just a good
spot. Then once you get to your site, I stay on the east side of map. And then once I get
Yeah, until prime, and then I'll start moving back.
Over.
Yeah, it just kind of seems like the best option to be honest, because...
Once you're able to swim safely, then I usually chill around like River Delta, because if
If you get in trouble with the stegos, you can just swim across.
I should probably hit a sanctuary. I mean, I'm not gonna hit.
That's probably smart.
between two rexes, two tracks on the opposite side of the map from where you uh, where you
at right now?
Hey, those, those rexes are fighting those tracks right now.
They said some?
Uh, someone in my YouTube chat who's probably flying around as a bird saw him.
Oh, hell yeah.
As I was gonna say, those guys watched right over me when I was sitting in that bush like I told you, and I was like, what the fuck?
I didn't know what kind of bush I chose.
Heheheheh.
Dude, I'm not even kidding, I had 10 omnis, uh, dylos, two trikes, like it was just ridiculous.
Oh, I know how you feel whenever I was surviving in the Highlands after that that alo by it
was two rexes fighting two trikes next to about seven Trudons all trying to murder me.
Well, not murder me, but murder each other.
I thought you were like, I did stop by when I seen you wounded leaving.
Oh, dude, I was fucking toasted.
4% blood is the lowest I've ever gotten to and lived.
How often do you stumble upon people over here?
On the east side of the map?
Yeah.
That's where I grow, baby.
This is homegrown.
All the time.
All the time.
Everywhere.
Got it.
Dude, the skin just looks cooler and cooler the higher that sun gets.
You know, you don't want to like be dumb and go like highlands or south plains.
Cause then you're just, yeah it's content right, but you're just gonna die.
Long term goal.
It's getting prime.
That's so much content right there.
Me?
I never go to the Highlands.
And that right guys.
Me going to the Highlands?
We were growing fucking, dude we were growing allows and sd.
Like I would never do that.
I was like, I'm sitting there and chatting like why the fuck are we sitting inside this
That's how I do it
When when I when I play it was fun, bro when I play I go from Highlands to SP and I stay
Right there just between that and what's it called?
And then I like the occasionally
Yeah, Westrow I'll venture to Delta at some point I end up in Delta, but that's just bro
I don't know why I always end up over there because I know people are gonna be there honestly
I'm not good enough to know where to find people over here
easy zones
Yeah, we'll know no map. You gotta look it up
Your skin's pretty crazy as well
It's a glitch one from we're testing. It's all gray. Yeah almost sick
So like on the horror testing they have this like glitch where you could do these crazy
skins well if you did it and then you went back to a prima it would bug your all your
saved skins and it would just give you a gray one.
I like it though.
you want me just to wait right here while you're gonna do your stuff yeah
listen to those little pieces of shit in there raptor raptors million truths let's
get that a lot of there to the the gate I love the gate
Did you like Maze Runner?
Oh I love the Maze Runner.
Yeah dude.
So good.
I gotta rewatch that sometime.
I liked all of them.
Dude it was so good.
It was such a plot twist too.
You know what I mean?
It was like zombies.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah bro.
I truly, truly enjoyed Maze Runner.
I wish.
Nice.
I wish uh what's it called was better be honest um the other video game that they turned in
or the video game that they turned in chat the the one where last of us from I don't
like the act like last of us I like uh what's his name is it Pedro I like him he's very good
But I don't like the, uh, uh, main female actor.
I'm not a huge fan of her.
I don't like, I don't know.
I feel like they've changed it from the game so much and they're speeding it up.
And like, they're going from one spot to another spot and then jumping backwards.
I don't like that.
The game was so gasped.
Don't change anything later and shit.
Like, I think, I think it was like, I was watching a percent is like three years
later or something.
It's like, whoa.
Yeah.
What the fuck just happened?
I have the same complaint and um um shit what's it called game of thrones spinoff
something dragons but they do the same thing like house of dragons thank you
like you you start enjoying the characters and then boo they're gone
two characters are in and the witcher would they ruin the witcher as well yeah
I like the first season we were fine I was just the end was kind of a little you
could tell where they were going with it yeah I like the first season second
season now first season I liked I like to fall out where were your thoughts on
I've watched it until they went to Vegas, New Vegas, and I never finished it.
I liked the first season, first season was good, I just, I don't know, it lost my interest
to the point where I stopped watching them.
But all things bad, I just haven't sat down and kept watching it.
I'd say my favorite TV shows, I truly, like, I like my, oh, what was that?
I got this.
behind the big one. I think those allows are coming down this path. That one was small.
Oh, that was a small one
Yeah, I like the office I got
Or are you fighting like carno same size of me nice
all the seasons of the office
mmm when Michael Scott left it changed it changed a lot after Michael Scott was
gone they're doing like the gym and the white stuff I still love it like the
office is incredible but it's filler it wasn't yeah small same
exactly like I wouldn't say all these these episodes ruined it but I wouldn't
say that those episodes were what made it good. Where's that body at? On me. Oh,
sick. Oh yeah, you're starting to get some size as well.
And then I usually go up to like Radio Tower from here.
Got it.
See if we can run into a little stag or a trike.
Yeah, that's what I'm...
We're looking for, you know, stuff growing.
You know, a lot of the people that sit in those highlands in South Plains area, they're
ready to fight, right?
We're trying to get the people there, your size right now.
Stego, that matches your weight right now.
Over... growing over here.
Yeah, that'd be sick.
Or a little family of Divils.
Yeah, you can perk a whole group of Divils here.
It'll be all risky.
I don't see much people playing Divils nowadays.
I try to.
I usually try to play with some viewers and shit.
It's pretty fun.
The Herbie Hater, I don't know why.
It's actually fun.
I'm one of the Herbie Haters.
I just, for me, it's a couple things.
One, I like the thought of killing and eating stuff.
I think that's cool.
I feel like that's like a victory lap.
I also feel like a lot of Herbys, other than when you
play Maya, which I know is in a pretty good spot, or Tenno,
which I know is in kind of a cooked spot.
Just because of how many animals can enslop it.
Exactly.
And then I know Pachy, it's in a pretty good spot,
but I like playing Dinos that I can truly fight
pretty much anything, you know?
Like Seros, Allos, T-Rexes.
But with the trike, like let's say I see something,
I wanna be like, I wanna go fight that,
unless it says, oh, I'll fight you,
it's not gonna happen.
Yeah, you are right, especially with the trike.
That's the point.
Or a stego like yeah, I could bully some Rexes, but I mean bro
You see how little things we run into on our Rex runs imagine how fewer it would be on stego, you know
Yeah, no, thanks exactly like I'm out of there
So yeah, the right power swing is insane
I got one tapped on a full grown Sarah with a running power swing
I was six times in tuned on this area got one top as well. Yeah, bro. I was like, oh dude, I can take two hits max
But one hit. I know I'm okay power swing dead
I was pissed on a tail to it's like on a tail dude
It was like that I was talking to chat because he hit me and it was like his tail worked his way from my tail to my back
To my head and just like you could see the damage on the screen and the replay like change
It's fucking nuts.
No, not even close to full grow.
Not even prime yet, brother, 64?
63.8.
If we don't find anything here, we can head up to North Lake, this is kind of like the
round of the eagle.
We'll run up this coastline, go to North Lake, back to North Jungle where I was, there was
shit on stuff over there
pretty sure this is where you killed uh...
landmark in them right?
no, I killed those guys at hollow falls
oh, got it
I'm glad I had a big teammate because I would have been toast.
When?
When Landmark and Mindflare, because they seen me first and they started chasing me.
We were like all the exact same size and I was solo and then I ran away.
My prime.
My prime daddy.
Any pin slump?
Wow.
I think I have a clip on somewhere.
Like, this skin is cool.
And people kind of like, you see this skin, you're like, alright, this guy killed a scumbag,
you know?
Even though it's a, they don't know it's a Patera, killing probably other Pateras, which
isn't that bad, is what it is.
They don't know that.
I do the same, but I'm pretty sure probably a bad idea
Nah, if you want to go for it, man I want to live
But I mean we also want to hunt, so Yeah
That was to bring in maybe like some corn or something
If we're lucky
Why you no run cuz you fat that's exactly why I could but there's
Zilch is my stamina pretty quick
Oh, I've been over here there. I actually get a lot of fights over here. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I mean
The areas we usually are going to go are going to have hopefully people, right?
Yeah, these are all PC zones, this area right here, to that you're right, that little cove.
That's a PC zone.
I always see staggos over here.
Exactly.
Hopefully some grown ones too.
Yeah, hopefully no prime ones.
we're not prime, we're on our way.
What do you think of the enhanced games
and steroid Olympics?
I'm excited to watch it, to be honest.
I think it's gonna be fucking hysterically peak.
I don't know if it's, has it already happened?
And aren't they giving like bonuses
to anyone who breaks records?
Oh, it already happened?
Well, there you go.
That's how much I cared about it.
Did anyone break any records?
Oh, I was lame.
Well that kind of defeats the purpose of those.
I've actually caught somebody on the back side of this island just growin'.
Just chillin' back there.
Yeah man, Herbie's gonna just fucking...
You know, there's no rush for food or, you know...
This guy has a bush sitting right here.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
You don't have to come here, I'm just checking.
Yeah, so I figured I'm still walking. I'm gonna look over here in this area
I always see what is it dry os they live up there on that little gateway
Also had a had a time where I got a fight with a staga
Around here and the staggo swam out into the middle of the water and killed himself so I couldn't kill him
That's wild
Well bastard
that's a trick I know it's like I wonder if they uh if they got whooped I wonder
if the t-rex is lost I don't know it might have sounds like a victory oh
shit you can really get cooked by a trick oh dude I've been cooked I've been
cooked I've had a small trike beat me on a prime rex yeah my last wife I got
put by a trick actually right here no joke literally right here yeah Rome I had a
guy who's a cat this eyes of me not even and he was just I don't know how to
spar so he just kept putting his head towards me and just kept allowing me to
hit the spar and he just beat my ass
Yeah, I feel like those people that tried to do that, I just hold right click.
Like, I'm already knowing.
So you would just run in and hit them with the right click?
Hold it.
Like if you're inspiring.
Oh, oh, got it.
But no, yeah, and that's another thing too, is if you guys are the same size and you hold
right click and you do that power knock down, you can actually stun hit.
But then you can get behind him
Yeah, I don't know like this like do that and get behind him and then crush by them
That's the goal
I did hear a dry look just second
I'm very much food at all I'm at 45% so I'm about to start gaining
shits on the way Hell yeah you're about to be a big dog
I know we're about to be stomping people I see even whenever I run I can't run for
long, I get tired.
I can't shoot at the port as well.
Your GPS will save like, trikes or nesting and stuff as well.
Yeah, I don't look at it nearly enough
Skin is fire. Thank you. Thank you
I'm pretty pumped about it cuz I didn't get any skins from vortex or from anything today
So I'm pretty happy about actually getting one
Somebody told me that that trike and Rex fight just now ended by the way
It just ended
Yes one
I'm not sure
It's like a part of me once those Rexes don't like to say my life
The other part of me is okay with them dying because that makes us one of the biggest on the map now
Exactly, they get hungry and what if they did lose and I'm gonna say thank you so much for the five gifted man
I appreciate you, bro
You might be next on the menu.
I'm getting told the Rex is one.
That's what I heard too.
So I think we're safe.
Oh yeah.
That means they have a full stomach and they're just going to be chilling.
I mean those guys know what they're doing for sure.
Oh yeah for sure.
They both got skins as well.
Yeah they've been around for a while.
Tree almost took me.
See I don't mind it.
I'm full grey.
This looks good.
Yeah, that's a sexy, cool little colors game, it's almost like you have Mela, got a better
version.
The old-school Nelonistic was really good in my opinion, it was a little shiny but it
looked really good.
I'll take any skin other than I'll buy no, not an I'll buy no fan.
Yeah, that would suck.
You're safe drinking water, you two.
Oh, body.
A little Trudon.
If your Tino is almost as big as you are, that is crazy, slander.
That is crazy.
I want to go check this field up here, but you can kind of just head out those doors
and then up.
Got it.
What are we afraid of?
truly afraid of three pack two pack until he's big a two pack of stegos a
larger t-rex the fat joke should make me want to kill myself I cannot be a
streamer if any words that anyone says to you on the internet makes you feel
any type of way, you shouldn't be on the internet to begin with.
Say that again, sorry?
Do you still need your prime requirements or do you think you're good?
I think I'm good.
I mean, I've been all the way to the North Lake, and to Highlands, down to Water Access,
both sides.
I mean, I'll still go and take it.
Why not, but I mean, bro, what do you guys think?
I have been literally everywhere.
You haven't failed at all?
No, I've logged out because of that mouthboat.
Yeah, the glitch, yeah, you're good then.
I think I'm good.
Let's keep heading up to the north-west.
But yeah, I mean, bro, you should not
be worried about what anyone says on the internet.
Alright, still just moving south up this hill.
Uh, start heading towards Mike, can you see my name?
No, I can't.
Uh, head like northwest.
A little bit more to the north.
I see you now.
We won't go to North Lake, but we'll just pass around it.
Around the wall, right?
We won't go on the outside. We're gonna go we're gonna cut straight through
There's a job over here. I always get in fight with stegos
Up there we're gonna try to avoid north like it's too open for you right now
Recap for the last 30 minutes we killed a
Sarah
There are some on these
That's pretty much it. I think just a Sarah
He killed a car now, but I can kill you pretty much everything comfortably except for a staga right now and Rex
Got it. Obviously Treg
Like my
Dibble all those things are good
Unless it's a group of five miles then you're fucked
Thank you
I love you so very much and thank you so very much for my food.
I was ignoring you, my wife just brought me Wendy's and it's very important to me food is, you know?
Yeah, that's respectable.
Oh my god, it's so good.
What do you get?
Chicken sandwich.
That's it?
Is that it? Of course not. And a fry and a little cheeseburger.
Hmm, I'm a grown boy.
Oh.
Diet Coke.
That was my story.
Never had to pick at the bathroom.
Always a diet coke, bro.
That was right in front of me. He's cooked.
What's this for?
I'm in a trance right now. You let me know when I need to lock in
Okay
Yeah, we're good I
Got him nice. Yeah, there's me some food
Well, he's at the he's at the size of you can really chase and kill everything
and if anything's bigger than him he runs back towards me that's kind of the
strat right now looking like bro I'm still fantastic 76% that diet is really
help me the 25% efficient yeah oh look at you you're getting massive oh yeah
there take your time I'm gonna eat some my food real quick yeah you're good
take your time what do they say with 50 bites before or true 50 times before
Yeah, right. Yeah, right. I would never I'll tell you this much they ever put onions on this chicken sandwich
I drive all the way back to Wendy's and throw it at him through the fucking window
Not on you guys. Oh my god, they're the devil
Not even fried onions, hell no!
None of it, I don't want none of that shit.
What is the devil's work in vegetable form?
What about bunions?
Can I be honest with you?
I used to, I tried to eat bunions and I thought they were okay and then I found out they were
onions.
touch them again.
I have no idea they're Runions.
Go to Burger King?
I'mma be honest.
I think I've had Burger King and Mike legitimately been here.
i thought they were going out of business
agreed chicken fries were fire
don't you dare talk shit about the chicken fries
when they took away the chicken fries
And whatever piece of shit made that decision, they fucked it all up.
They fucked up the operation.
Yeah, exactly.
You might as well just dethrone the whole king at that point.
Take the crown off, you a bitch.
I'm trying to get a crime snake right now.
because I can scream from wherever and traveling gives me the ability to change up the scenery
for the four to five hours, not even two to three hours that I'm not in here working,
go outside do things, hang out with my wife.
It's more enjoyable that way.
Wait, you're getting a- you're getting a snake?
Yep, full ground.
What kind?
A slithery kind.
What do you mean a slithery kind?
You remember that game, Slither?
I love Slither.io.
Yeah, I'm playing it right now.
Trying to get a flying snake.
Wait, that's what you played during the LoL times of the aisle?
peak that's a genius idea I've been doing this for years back when a pizza
she said a cure so we do
yo it's actually smart as fuck last bite by the way I'm ready to move
there's a serrata on there you can eat whatever's left
Oh, yeah.
Damn, that was good.
W.
Dude, I've had Wendy's a fucking forever.
They really stepped up their game.
I'm a big boy.
No, you want to know the spot?
Listen, let me tell you something.
Yeah, and then you realize you're still bitch-made.
Like shit, bitch.
Let me tell you the spot.
It is still scary.
You ready for this?
Culver's.
Culver's.
Spicy chicken sandwich.
Just careful of the gills.
There's a big hole here.
Got it.
balls. Bro, Culver's is next level. They're popping up everywhere too. Like they figured
something out. It's so good.
I just heard a stego across the across the way I gotta see his size real quick
okay so I start crouching oh now you're okay the rain's gonna conceal you we
still got to get across this river yeah yo you got culvers yeah man I live
that's like my go-to meal I can't even lie to you bro culvers is my favorite
He knows he knows game chat. He knows game
I get a little dr. Pepper though little honey mustard for the fries dude. Hey, don't get a don't get me wrong
I respect sometimes I got to go to the doctor to you know what I'm saying sometimes
You just got to go get looked at by the doc and I will I'll go I'll venture to the little bit of the doctor fizzle
I don't mind
Alright, you should be able to get through this.
He was somewhere up here, so just don't run.
Whoo! I had to lather up in butter there for a second.
Oh
That food was a game changer
You got some of that be a
Brother, I just I was starting to get a little tired. I'm right back locked in
Well, it's in a chino and you're locked in I already got us in the chino in you know, we do well at all times always in the chinos
I fuck with cream soda. I like cream soda a lot. Fucked you shabby.
I don't know where the stagger is but he's a freak.
What do you mean?
I can just tell.
Because he's like in this area, like nothing here.
Ah, which means he's probably not full grown.
So, that's why I'm trying to find him as fast as I can.
Or it's exactly what we are. One big, one small.
That'd be terrible.
It would be absolutely terrible.
Hutch, rank fast food, top five. Easy. Number one, right?
It's all right now. It's not what we believe or what we thought once upon a time.
It is right now, right this second.
Classified. Chipotle does not classify as fast food in my opinion.
Yes, you get it fast, but I feel like that type of food. We're talking about the Mickey
D's. We're talking about the Burger King's. We're talking about the Culver's stuff like
that. We're not, we are not counting Chipotle. If we are counting Chipotle, I would classify
that as for me personally, because you guys know I love chicken and rice. That'd be number
one, but we're not counting Chipotle. So, paid Chipotle off the list. Number one, where,
I'm going actually separate five go around the
The not as the not as like demanding. That's a nice cankles dude. Thank you so much. Thank you so much number five
number five
Number five
Give me that five guys
Number five five guys. It's a pretty good burger
pretty good but it's a lot of grease the fries are okay it's not terrible I
don't mind it I would eat it if you offered to me I'm saying yes just let
me get through the let me get through the list number five five guys number
four number four we're talking consistency we're talking respectable
We're talking tastes pretty damn good. We're talking you're gonna stop and get
it and no one is going to be upset about you stopping and you getting it.
Number four is Wendy's. I just had it. It's fantastic. Love Wendy's. It's not
terrible. You're not going out of your way but it's an anchor.
You can smack a Wendy's. It's mid but it gets the job done and no
No one's gonna be upset about it, it has pretty much covers everything, I feel like it's valid.
Number three, and this is where it's gonna start pissing people off.
Number three, Mickey D's, the Golden Arch.
Listen, I love my Big Macs, I love my double cheeseburgers, I love my styrofoam fries,
I love my, you know, it's just consistency, you know what I mean?
You're gonna go there, you're gonna get the same thing.
It's not going to be the best thing in the world, but it's fast food, but can be happy
about it.
You know?
Big Arch McFlurries.
Number two, and this is where I'm about to lose everybody.
I know I'm about to lose so many people with this second one, and either I'm going to get
massive amounts of W's or massive amounts of L's.
Give me Taco Bell.
me let me shit my brains out and love every fucking minute of it bro let me
get my Baja Blast let me get my Nacho Bel Grande let me get my Doritos Locos
Tacos Supreme let me get that shit let me get let me get my potatoes with some
cheese let me get my and if you say Taco Bell then give me Dell Tacos same shit
Different restaurant. It's a little has more of a ray of taco stuff, but again taco bell rain supreme
I'll take I'll take taco bell
Chicken quesadilla. I mean, there's so many things
How big how big how big too big for you fuck
Don't even bother. All righty. I'm pushing up
Don't don't push up go hide
Go hide. Go toss you up. Okay
if it was one of them we could do it but there's fucking two of them and they're like just like
fresh prime local damn
fuck that's so unfortunate yeah that is number one number one actually let me
pull let me pull let me pull I am pulling out the five spot five guys I am
shifting everything I'm shifting Wendy's to five I'm shifting what was my three
McDonald's to four and I'm fitting in to the three-spot Chick-fil-a I'm putting
Chick-fil-A in the three-spot, two-spot stays the same,
one-spot, one-spot.
Yeah, they're both making their way down towards me.
One-spot, I am putting Colvers, number one.
Number one, Colvers.
Number one, Colvers, don't talk to me, don't have me.
Number one, Colvers.
I'm not gonna love that was a good call though. You called that
What the goose daggers? Yeah
Little bastard buddy one's a little bit smaller
Yeah, Taco Bell has some great things about it, but you go to Culver's you can get so many different options
And let's be honest you go to Taco Bell. That shit ain't fresh Culver's is fucking pretty fresh brother
I mean Culver's is good
What the fuck is Culver's herbal? You haven't lived.
You haven't lived. Culver's is dynamite, bro.
Try it. If you've never had Culver's, go try it. You'll like it.
What about Burger Spot? I'm going to be a little controversial on burgers as well.
Number one, give me In-N-Out. I like In-N-Out burgers way more than I like
five guys it's not even close to my buck
get me in and out
get me water
get me five guys
no joke that second I just went in and came in the same bush I was just sitting in
dude I choose the worst bushes
no you probably choose the best bushes that the good players choose those same bushes
I'm only here at prime
one of the worst fucking pushers that exist up on the hill I'm gonna make my way back
towards you how much you weigh right now
I'm 6.7 I can swim in water okay no drink you can't swim drink safely I can
drink some water I'm giving fast food rankings right now I will take no in and
out slander price taste consistency I listen I will take no slander as crazy
as it gets.
To be honest with you, I'm not a huge Cane's guy.
I think it's good.
I had it in Texas and it was crazy.
I've had it other places and it sucked.
You know, the hot sauce is the game changer.
Hot sauce, bro.
But here's the thing.
If I want a hot chicken, I'm not going to Cane's, I'm going to Dave's.
Dave's chicken.
You've got Dave's chicken?
I got one, but it's just too far.
It's too far for me.
Dude, Dave's chicken will change your life.
I'm gonna go P real quick give me two seconds. You're good. You're good. That's a good bush right here. You got a thick bush
All right
Alrighty I am back
66% bro
Let's go dude. Yeah, well
Not bad this is the fastest I've grown to be honest 66 and 11 hours. What's the fastest you've hit prime?
I don't know I don't really keep track. I did be so excited
Yeah, I'm in in the air
Ready to fight anything to move. It's for real
Yeah, you're starting to get some chunk you are too
Not like the worst fucks I don't have the ambush it I was about to say you're till the left just like worried
Yeah, I mean I can't get away from them.
I know, that's what I'm thinking.
You think they're still down there?
Potentially.
36 feet, I can somewhat still get away.
Potentially, potentially.
I mean we really shouldn't risk going down through there.
I want to cross over to northern jungle but I guess we can go up and around.
Maybe we can check out volcanoes since those stagas fucked off.
There might be some Mayans or Divils nesting, you never know.
Sounds a goog, let's do it.
How well do you know this map?
Oh, I haven't been using a map this entire time.
shit I only use it just like just to like trip you know in case I need to check
where a PZ is for sure for sure but most of the time I don't even use them out
they um yeah that's pretty insane let's go let's keep going around right
it's a gift and occurs right I really wish I didn't know this mouth where you
learn it again yeah I do like the adventure of getting lost as for sure
so what did I just walk into there's everyone here oh dude the new map gonna
be sick for you
No, we are not at our largest.
We are not even close.
Primes dwarf us, you know.
Primes are what?
12?
12-3, yep.
12-3.
A prime is more than...
Well, no.
A prime is double our size, basically.
just a little under.
66.
This is the vigilante skin.
You can only get it by killing someone who has killed a bunch of babies, spawning in.
You have to kill someone.
What's it called, chat?
My brain is starting to blank. I'm 11 hours in.
Uh, carefully there.
Outcast. There it is.
Get an outcast.
There's some type of food up in front of us.
Oregon's still intact.
Looks like Serratos.
Shit, yeah.
Do you want to set up any ambush spots and be in a good spot?
Yeah, I can do that.
You're leading them over to me?
Yeah, I'm trying to bait them.
I'm in a spot.
Oh, they might. I don't even think they noticed me.
Want me to get closer?
Yeah.
Sneak, yeah.
Did I hide?
Yeah, I'm waiting for it.
Watch out.
Oh my god, how good.
That's not bad.
Okay, you're gonna get too close.
They're going to get away, DAMN!
This one's really, I think the one you bit might have, you might have body fractured
him.
I, I, I just held because I did not want to crush you.
Run over to me?
Yeah.
Coming.
Other one's turning around.
He's looking towards you.
I'm getting low on staff.
That's fine.
Yeah, yeah.
Get your stand back.
Get your stand back.
Got him.
That's poor guys.
Nice.
Well, hey, you get some good diet now.
I just gotta wait for the bomb at sickness.
Sit down real quick, and get your stand back fully.
Yeah, I literally stood there, holding my, my ambush,
because it was like, you all three were just stacked.
Yeah, no, I tried turning around, I got stuck right inside of him.
Yeah, how are you, how are you, how are you doing?
Are you low health?
Oh, no, I'm like first screen.
Okay, good.
I'm like two something tons.
Yeah, 2.8, so I was able to pan it.
Yeah, I saw that shit.
I do need to grab some d-
I hear more tracks talking down here, so that's kind of crazy.
Yeah, he made me throw up like two times, so I got like probably like three minutes or so.
I already doubled too, so he might come out here.
We'll be chilling for food.
Oh, yeah, I hear them up there on that hill, too
Yeah, I can help you with those guys, too
Nice kills good chase
Yeah, that was good. He played that very well, too. He played it exactly how you're supposed to play
Just sit right right behind me. Yeah, I'm getting spammed by clips. Give me one second
What's this?
16 seconds!
30 seconds?
Who they made this course for, huh?
You did that in about half the time!
You did that in half the time!
I'm gonna charge you, come on!
Yeah!
Wee-yup!
Wee-yup!
Wee-yup!
He's F calling, that's a trike right there.
How big is it?
That one sounds decent, probably at least sixty percent.
He got the stalling piece I guess.
I don't even see him.
I thought you just ran over that hill, no?
Yeah, he's on the down slope side.
It's like a, a beezy's out there.
Am I sickness? Is it about to be gone?
We'll have to go up towards probably.
The volcano. Get some wah-wah.
Yeah, start eating this bitch.
Yeah, I'm about to just be out of
bomb it signals any second
oh i see him you see him
ooo he looks a little...
yo might have to coach you one
we'll have to go to the seismic
yeah i think i might be able to smoke him
i can't tell though we're on like a slope
i dunno he looks big
he could definitely kill you
man this guy had some friends and now all his friends are dead
feels bad
push them to the edge man
push me to the edge
feels bad bro
you need any of this?
I went after, yeah
I threw up
oh shit I completely forgot
I gotta work it in my mouth
I'm just waiting for the bomb to sink
I'm gonna wait till you're done
All right, you can body should be okay
I feel good about 80 76% stomach you want this little guy, are you good?
Oh, yeah
He's looking you see him. Yeah, I
I think I got that. Oh, there's two. That one's small.
Let me go get some water real quick and we'll see. That could be a good idea. It could also just be a good idea to go for the Divils.
There's three.
What, three trikes?
There's a trike.
There's a trike.
Oh, there's a dibble. It's a dibble.
It's a dibble down there. That three-core right there was a dibble.
Yeah, yeah, but look, there's a trike. Look at that hill.
Look at the rock to the right.
Trike there.
Trike in the middle of the open.
Dibble's between...
I'm faster than trikes, right?
Yes.
This Dibble knows what he's doing, so we have to be careful.
I'm not faster than Dibbles.
No you're not, but what you're gonna wanna do is you're gonna wanna let him try to hit
you and then you're gonna want to use your ambush to get behind him and pencil out his
ass.
walks too far away, I'm gonna grab him.
I just got my second mutation, Rachel.
Sam? Well, he's East Roman.
Yeah, you stay here.
See if I can't get him to chase.
Oh, there's patches up on the hill, too.
He's running back over to the trikes.
Yeah, I'm gonna try to heal up a little bit.
They're sparring down there, cracking?
I'm gonna try to go wide, so he's gonna do this.
I'm going to go wide and try to get his attention to face on me and then you're just going to walk right up.
I'll let you know.
Ah, Stego's running right at me.
Oh no.
Big guy.
Um, okay, don't panic. Go to some trees.
I'm going right now.
Just one?
Yeah, just one.
Yeah, go to that big tree right there and play it.
he's running towards you now well I'll be okay yeah come these big group of
trees you go play but you go sit next to him I'm gonna look for a second or
third he's not gonna fight you because he knows you know ball
yeah keep walking up that way yeah we're gonna walk our way up and out out
of here
just stamina what's it called management stamina management
I said I just crashed by itself yeah crash by get a leg break we went
I'm glad there wasn't too many.
Oh yeah.
Now if you were my size, you were by yourself, would you have taken that fight?
How much you weigh?
Seven tons.
If I had traumatic thrombosis, yeah probably.
Oh I forgot, I don't even have traumatic, that guy would have cooked my ass.
Still a little Sarah in front of me.
It's a beautiful skin.
What is he?
He was walking right up on him.
Yeah, he was walking inside.
No, my is no longer threats unless there's five of them.
Yeah.
I nearly died on a parne next to 5 on us.
Shit.
Oh yeah, that's...
I'm not paying attention.
There's one of these, man.
You get his ass
Where's the app he's oh poor god
He's swimming towards you
Nice.
I can grab him if you want.
Try to.
Then drag it.
It's not giving me the option, sadly.
Technically, bodies are mine, but whatever.
Maybe wait for it to float up, it might.
There we are.
Damn, that is a sick skin, what the fuck?
Not for real.
What skin is that?
It's a vortex, somebody said vortex in my truck.
That's the Vortex on Sarah, I've never seen that on Sarah.
Oh, that's actually wild.
Yeah, poor guy.
You thought he was all good, but he saw a beach up in the water and he went off.
Fucking hell.
Nah, bro.
Oh, bro, Vortex skin on a Sara, I guarantee you that sells well.
Oh, it definitely does.
I'm just watching Fat Stego.
You know, whatever you're done.
I'm glad you're enjoying the stream that much man.
What's your food up?
Uh, 70%. My diet's only a 76, though.
There you go, come here and eat.
Okay.
I'll still drop an organ there.
They go chongus.
Okay, you don't want that. It should be time.
Do you ever take the bone-eating mutation on Rex?
No.
Just because other things are more important, yeah?
Yeah, first go around, yeah.
But if you in tune...
Epidermal, traumatic.
I usually do epidermal on our first one, and then traumatic my second, and then third one efficient, and then fourth on the second one.
Wow, third efficient!
Yeah, I did traumatic on my second one, so I can help you fight stegos.
Smart man.
Gray, you see the rainbow?
I get hit twice, so I don't have to run and sit down somewhere, but I at least get a crushbiter too off for you.
Gotcha.
I'm just trying to get to prime bro, so I'm not bitched out by a stego anymore
Now two stegos they can bitch me out all they want until you're big
Yeah we can't begin, 1v1 by a stego
No
Stegos full prime here to knock you over
Yeah, and then you're just fucking cooked, especially with me not having any bleed protection.
He just run me out.
That's the biggest thing right now is, is mainly the mutations.
That's a dermal in your third, then traumatic your fourth.
Got it.
So you take both bleed protections.
Oh yeah.
Well honestly, I did it epidermal also because I didn't know I was playing with the Osages.
GG's great.
Epidermal.
Gotcha.
Where's that Gert?
Gigi's Gert.
Yeah, we have a long day today and we have a long day tomorrow because we have AT&T.
Last week, man.
Y'all excited?
I'm excited, bro.
I'm excited to win that motherfucker.
Guess he doesn't really matter where I drink water now.
Not for real
Do the skin just I can't get over how cool it looks
I do like it I
Definitely think it's not as cool as the Oreo or the olive green the olive or the swamp skin
The swamp skins my favorite on a fog son of fog is fucking sick
Bro, that is so cool and it's actually a lot of elements and it's like it looks like something you would want
You know the head green body black. It's just cool
How do you get that is that grown up in the swamp?
Yeah, you can check through like via the
Website look at the skin mutations section. They'll show how hard is it to get that son of bog?
those ones not hard but it is in a pretty dangerous area yeah swamp is a is it
good place in a bad place right I hate not a lot of people go there but there is
a chance that people to go there I've gotten a lot of stego kills in small
probably more stego kills in swamp than most places all my stegos I feel like
are in where we just were Northlake or around rail. That was scary.
You got your cankles. Wow. They're girthy. I really put them to the test right now.
Yeah, careful. I forget that I'm seven tons.
You remember when fall damage was absolutely terrible and you would fall from like a foot
and die?
Bro, I remember I had one of the Isle of Devils in my stream and I was talking to him and
I died and I fucking lost my mind.
I am not 7 times IRL you jackasses.
He's fucking people.
I'mma fight him.
I'mma fight every single one of them.
put them in a condo line let me out of that I'm speaking hell no in real life
in real time I will shit there's that's business ban me twitch fuck you don't do
that please getting all right if they ban me I'll just green screen my ass and
inch play dinos off of my butt cheeks and I'll be fine
back to work
60 inch
70 inch
I don't know just call my ass 70 inches you motherfucker
dick
ha ha ha ha ha ha
fuck
I don't work too much. You are very loud.
Yeah, true. I forget you're a scout. I feel like I'm getting
left behind like when your parents forget you in a lawnmower.
Yeah, 11 and a half, yeah. 11 and a half of fucking dinos, man.
oh shit I was muted yeah 11 and a half
locked in
yeah chillin
I would be honest with that I was gonna get prime faster than this
I forgot
the true grind of this fucking dino
yeah cause it would be painful to like
go out there
Molly walked by like two or three stegos
that would not
would not be well for your mental
all roads happens at that
oh
crouch
he's up that's he's at calling
speak of the devil now
there's another rex here
fighting him
okay we can push him off and kill this sega
how many rexes
is it a big rex or a small rex
one my size
the stag is great it's not pushing it right now
there's the app
not me
head up, head up, head up
Very nice you want me to offer him to come and eat now
Oh, it's Ragnar!
you need them full. One organ just filled me up.
Oh yeah.
Make sure you, you know, don't skip out when your belly gets full.
Oh I am, I am, I am.
I'll go through that.
Let's get that lad here.
I'm blinking belly. I'm good. I don't need no more. We're chilling. Yeah, I am as well. That was good for my diet
Locked in man. See this on time you fork plane spawn rolling stegos
Are those those t-rex's were like, yes, you're pushing soft and we go in there just both hit a boy to kill
Yeah, they were doing a good job. They would have had it if we didn't
push them off to the arms
but I needed that
oh yeah we needed that shit
Ragnar is growing slow man he was just right behind me last time we saw him
yeah I mean dude we are
this is kind of a blister on I don't might not seem like it but this is
oh it is trust me this is like my fifth p-rex run this has been the most smooth
smooth it's been ever other than when I was knocking on death's door earlier
today for like two hours it's been pretty good since then
and then those two alas walk right past you and Bosch like dude you've had some
crazy yeah it's gonna nutty life and those two stegos that too called you when
you got the organ glitch when I spawned back in dude it's been crazy so many
near death it's on tonight and so many near-death experiences
This Rex has seen some shit, he's knocked on Death's Dork a couple times, yup.
And hunger, and blood.
But again, this is what makes the Owl so much fun, because it all, this whole run was decided
whenever I won that 1v1 against the Owl of.
The whole run was decided right then and there.
9 out of 10 times, 9 out of 10 times I lose that fight, but that was that one time where
I just got incredibly lucky.
Were you just crush biting him or?
Yeah, just crush biting him.
I left clicked him once during a trade and he just kept on getting behind me like this
and biting the shit out of me and I turned on him, crushed him and then ran a little
bit and he had a, I think a Trude on him.
He tried to shake off and then by the time he caught back up to me I just landed a crush
on his face and killed him but I had to have been if I had to guesstimate I had
to have been less than 10% health no doubt in them and again like 4% blood
I know boss is gonna be shocked whenever he sees us tomorrow chat
He's gonna be like you actually did it
That's typically for me if I see you at the beginning of my run and we have a mutual agreement we're cool
You know
but if I like don't know who you are and you're creeping on me or like if I
start biting you I'm gonna keep biting you till you're dead
the dibble stuff there at North Lake let's kind of see if he's dumb enough to
come back the way you came yeah let's do it
The full belly we're playing time right now. I need to get you time three
Yeah, seven two seven two
Yeah, your string tomorrow if you play the aisle is gonna be cracked
Yeah, too bad I'll be playing with Bosch
It's basically like bringing your little brother who has issues to the fucking basketball courts
I'm watching W
Hey, W guy. He's an ass Rex player
He's gonna he's gonna walk in there with a limb
Bro when you guys first
spawned on each other that shit was
Comedy
Fuck shit. Yeah, dude, you guys make such a good fucking
He's a dumb ass
Dude, I was watching. It was quite entertaining.
Dude, if I had a dollar for every time Bosch knew that death was right at the door. Like,
we all know we are close to dying. And him just randomly go AFK. Like, I can't tell you
how many times that we've been sitting kind of like this, like next to a pawn, we're
like oh there's a dinosaur that could be in there and posh will just go and fuck
off mentally and then get grabbed by a dinosaur every single time
this bird doing
Damn, he kind of cool with it.
What up bird?
What up chicken?
Yo!
Wait, sorry, go ahead.
I was going to say, I wonder if those guys killed our little chicken earlier.
I wonder if that's what they caught.
I just realized that.
They did?
That was the chicken.
Oh, Bartholomew's fuckin' dead! Shit!
Wonder where he went.
Damn!
Favorite home-cooked meal from the wife.
Mom and grandma.
Home-cooked meal from the wife. Gotta be her pasta.
I'm telling you, it's unbelievable.
My wife's pasta cookin' is- is insane, bro.
But I'm blessed. My wife is a good cook, period.
Like she thinks everything, damn, everything she makes is good.
They kind of scared me, like I didn't think you were going to do this.
They kicked me on my toes.
My mom, my mom makes some of the best gravy and biscuits that you could ever have.
She makes that southern gravy and biscuits, you know what I mean?
Like that shit from the Appalachian Mountains gravy and biscuits.
Anything breakfast oriented is always just killer that she makes but she also makes this
This teriyaki chicken and rice. That's what made me love chicken and rice. It is
Insane. My wife tries to make it. It's not even close to as good as how my mom makes it
my grandmother
My grandpa
Before he got real sick full belly still right. Oh, I'm chilling bro. It's all you
My grandpa before he got real sick he would always have a green bean farm, bunch of green
beans and my grandma would jar the green beans and they would make, my grandma would
make just mashed potatoes and corn and green beans and then she'd make like chicken
it wasn't like it was like a chicken cutlet. Dude it's so fire. She also
Also makes a, what's it called?
Lemon chicken.
Ooh.
Lemon chicken with a little bit of noodles.
Insane.
I'm a big chicken.
I love chickens.
I love chicken of all chickens.
Anything chicken I enjoy.
And then on my dad's side, his dad is a big, uh, no I'm yapping.
His dad is a big hunter, he's a Vietnam veteran, and uh, now he hunts like crazy, or he did
before he got real sick as well, and uh, he made some of the best venison, oh my god,
in every way.
Jerky, Filets, so good.
Oh, I hear him up there, you happen.
Oh yeah, chicken and dumplings, all kinds of different chicken, man.
Chicken of all, all the way.
Oh, I love innocent, man.
who's never truly had actual venison like you got it yourself now I will say I am
a animal lover I don't believe in trophy hunting unless you eat and what you
kill I love hunting there's a great great thing for the ecosystem one and
just a great time to spend some good time with your grandparents or your father
or sister or whoever with the kids that has to be for good reason none of that I
just want the horns to put on my wall full of shit that's fine but you better
be eating that motherfucker finding a reason so you can check why you're
doing it emcees and all that hell yeah thank you
There's like a cliff here, I gotta go around Got you
Exactly you kill or you eat it, now unless it's invasive, if it's invasive there's damage
in the ecosystem yada yada blah blah, kill them by the dozens like hogs, fucking put those
motherfuckers down as many as you can
Is it a wellness map data, and then go to basic data and check mark migration and patrol zones
There's also okay
gotcha
Yeah, well they make sense because you know it's damaging the ecosystem not sponsored not a hashtag at
Soon to be hopefully soon to be
Nah.
It is nice though that somebody did like, you know, create a map for this.
It actually really are. Even without a map.
Oh, 100%.
Unless you got like thousands of hours.
Like there's people that could look at your stream and stuff and know exactly where you are.
Yeah, exactly.
It's just again, man. I got no problem with people like hunting with the idea of it being a trophy that that's that's not
It's not a terrible thing
But as long as you're utilizing the animals life that you're taking and it's not just getting
Tossed to the wolves like yeah, I don't mind it. I'm more I'm more less talking about like the motherfuckers that go shoot giraffes
lions
You know shit like that for no damn reason other than they just want to stuff it make a fucking carpet out of it
Fuck those people
pussy shit
Or bears
So you can smell that peasy zone up here hopefully we find like a stag over try seratops growing
Yeah, you know, I need to make it a day where I actually play a herby so I know the life of a herbivore so I can track them better
And different herbies have different routes
Like the routes that I go to I'm only ever finding the small herbies the patches the very few and far between tenos sometimes my is
So far I've been taking you to the big boy pz. Yeah, I like this route
The traceratops the ones we're in right now. This is definitely big. They might even find another
Rex lurking so don't run
Are you talking about this poaching? No, it's not poaching you can go and you can buy the rights to hunt one of those
animals
What happens is especially in like small villages?
They'll usually like sell the rights.
Yeah, if you're trying to grill Bosch tomorrow, I'd rather not stay on the side of the map.
So that they can raise money for whatever they're trying to do for their village.
Just boring to the Delta a little bit.
Weirdo shit, huh?
I wouldn't.
You're trying to get him big at least, that's down to the side.
Yeah, I'm probably going to take him straight through these rats and whenever he goes,
Oh, they just go to this area, and I'm just gonna slap him across the nipple
He's percolated for sure
Oh, I'm not fun to do in Ohio before
Gotta remember man. I'm from Kentucky, bro. We got some of the best hunting you could ever ask for
Some of the biggest bucks
whoo
it's a fun shit man
I don't know. I don't really have an opinion. I don't know enough for like the whole you
hit a deer with your car thing it's a really big problem in Kentucky as well
where I'm from like people are hitting deers like crazy I don't know I don't
know I don't have an answer for you leave that to the more well educated
individuals within the space in my opinion
Give her home with a bow now, I don't do, I've never done, I've never went bow hunting.
i'm not skilled enough and i don't have enough time to practice it
yeah the
i'll be honest
It's worked with some different species, but the whole we're gonna bring in this species to counter that species thing
It's hard man, because it's so unpredictable
Like everything makes sense on paper and then it doesn't work
But they've also you know the what's that island? There's an island that was taken over by a bunch of pigs
so then they brought in
some something to hunt them and
And what ended up happening is, is like those boomed in population and ignored the pigs.
And now they're both just, carry, terrorizing the island.
I forgot what it was, but I don't know, it's hard.
Now they did it with wolves.
Yeah.
I saw that they did it with wolves and it actually worked.
But then the wolves blew up in population and then started killing everything.
Sometimes people will be inside these big ass bushes.
I'm just hiding.
The best tip for checking these is look straight up and look underneath.
the wolves were native, yeah but here's my take on that, when wolves or anything goes
endangered and gets kind of whittled out of an area, that area then changes for years
and years and years, things change, animals change, population of things change.
So by putting let's say the apex back into that same equation that it was taken out of,
It's not the same equation anymore, because things have changed in those years.
Those years that have passed, you know?
Org, I forbid, like what's happening with the wolves, there's too much.
And then the wolves overeat and they overpopulate.
Any time those types of animals overeat, they overpopulate and they have babies.
Next thing you know you have a bigger problem than you had before.
I mean yeah, it happened with alligators in Florida.
That shit's fuckin' boom bro, it was like the early 2000s, there's a bunch of restrictions
placed on them and now they're fucking everywhere.
You're almost what, 8 tons?
I am 7.5.
I'm 7.5.
My wife is blowing up my phone.
You need to go to sleep.
You have AT&T tomorrow.
Honestly not wrong
Yeah, she's not wrong. Let's see. Let's let's reevaluate a 70% yeah reevaluate a 70
Made up a botch tomorrow hit run I
Mean chat we got another fucking long day tomorrow. No, I don't like starting late
This is we got people's work schedules to move around you know like I don't want to
You guys
Underestimate the amount of people who's has their schedules pretty set around mine. I
Don't like leaving them out to dry. I feel guilty whenever I do
Oh, I hear you deaf trust me. I hear you
All right good news for you
Now if you can in some way sounds good good news for you man. I'm here again for another 12 tomorrow
I'm being almost four tons as well probably even longer
It's pretty good. Oh
Yeah, we're cooking. Oh
Yeah, I'm growing so fast right now
I was the size when I killed like a 60% right
Damn
It's hard to tell how big you are some fucking massive
3.2 times right now
That's the you were about the same you're a little larger than what I was whenever I killed that Ella
The trick with this size and trying to kill a larger
your tracerotops is using your ambush reset ambush reset
yeah just yep exactly crush right or bite you don't even have to crush right
because each bite does fracture damage and what do i do that 352 bite force
like that's good damage
I was about your size. I've been a raptor three times and it didn't die earlier
Yeah, that guy's the incredible hole god, I don't know what to tell you bro
I was shocked. It was like jumping on me and fucking me out and it just would not die
We're gonna have to be a little bit
I should be stinking right yeah for now
Oh, he's talking to somebody yeah, I gotta see if it's three
Well, I think they're nesting, which is not good for you, which means they're out in the
open.
No, they're gonna be down on the cus, guaranteed.
Oh, yeah, they're in that cave, aren't they?
It's not like a cave, but it's like a, I don't even know what it's called.
A little overhanging area.
Oh, okay.
They're both pretty big, you're not going to want to.
Damn.
Oh, finally I was like six tons.
Alright, well, they could make their way back here, so we gotta be careful.
I want to get eyes on them.
What's crossover?
The street.
Are they down below?
Yeah, they're still on the coast. They're walking away from the coast up into the treeline.
Oh, shit.
I would say if you had traumatic thrombosis, we could give it a shot, but don't have traumatic border bleed resistance.
So, it actually would be a terrible idea.
I don't think I would take it, if I was your size, so...
Okay
I don't remember chat what was the boss's size when he got off yesterday or
today
40
Okay, please not but you can find a nice size staggo. That's like solo or like two. They're small so you can get some diet
We got to lock your diet back in
Yeah, it'd be nice
Chats are roasting me because you got one die right now.
I don't mind.
I'm good over here, I got 130.
The latest was set baby, thanks a bunch for 26 months. Hell yeah.
Well I'm at this stage like as long as I got a full stomach and I'm cruising, I mean Prime is soon anyway so.
You're getting close.
We might run into the Snickers.
Yeah, I might not have a choice to fight them.
They do want to kind of go past.
We are 7.7.
I hear bushes.
I see him, is that those guys?
It's hard to say, if you want to try it he looks so low at the moment
just keep crouching as close as you can
I'm gonna stay actually like, yeah come right towards me and there's gonna be a bush
Here we go
He's clueless so that's a good thing
I keep crouching up he's pretty large but he does look so low
Yeah, I just hit him once.
He might be running for his teammate.
Stay hidden.
Do you want me to keep walking towards you or no?
Yeah, kinda.
Yeah, just start walking, naturally.
I'm just trying to see if he's running back to a teammate or not.
Can he talk?
So he's talking to a teammate.
It's the same two stegos.
What are you thinking?
I don't know, I don't know.
Nah.
I think you got it. I think you got it. I think you got it. Yeah
How much you weigh 7.7
Okay, let me reevaluate and do some calculations on if he's a swinger
Okay, yeah, he's a swing I think you got this one
But you got to come over here before he gets out and open
On my way, let me know if I should start running. She's he's getting out and open
Get sure to run
Never try to bait his first attack is because he's a swinger
Don't waste all your stamina. If you have near two toes, just stop for now. Just get
your stamina back up. That's it. Just for a second.
I'm good, I'm good. I've still got a lot.
them running gives me confidence but this is out in the open so that is also very risky
yeah super sus gotta break their legs
the running power swing says what's gonna
fuck you here
they're full sprinting
yeah that's fine
so follow me
you got enough food space to stalk him?
yeah, 100%
Damn.
Did you get any food?
That's all you got.
One of them is smaller, you will pin stop one of them.
But it's just like the other one is pretty big. That's the one I'm worried about.
Gotcha.
They're not confident, which gives us confidence.
Yeah, exactly. So I catch a tail to the nose and I'm fucking regretting life.
I'm just sitting here. I mean the longer you sit here the more weight you grow.
So you know the bigger you get.
No.
Yeah, that other one did run. He ran right away, so. And he ran from me, so.
I'm saying. And the other one didn't walk up and like, pump his chest out either.
they're moving okay I'll come let's turn on this way
I think we got this bro I break their fucking leg one down separate the two
I just got to be careful bleeds. It's it
Go for the red signal for the big one first you're gonna want to like break that guy. Yeah agreed. There's a little one's chasing you
I can probably crush him
Yeah, it would be better if I bleed mutation, but we don't have everything we want in life,
gentlemen.
Gotta make do.
And I haven't been growing for 12 hours to be a pussy.
Lock in.
I like that, I have to stop running around this area, I hear them up there, yep, good.
Seems they should be low on stamina if they didn't, they're not monitoring it.
You can see him walking down the coast left hand side.
Yeah, I see him.
Far, far, far.
They're terrified.
This is good.
So since they're terrified like this,
baiting the swings is going to be like,
I'm scared to bait like a couple.
The fact that they didn't charge you and start
power swinging you, like, shows that they're not the best.
Agreed.
That's why I'm so confident in pursuing them.
I agree, I agree.
He's running.
Little shit stain.
Yes, this is the vigilante skin for killing the people who kill the babies, yeah.
Oh shit they're killed off.
Yeah it looks like they stopped moving.
I'm gonna start crouching.
you same see anything at the moment I did you're
right here so I start walking faster keep crouching no you're okay
they're walking down towards the coast yeah cuz the female is smaller than the
male and the male spikes are actually smaller than the females which one should
I hit first front or back front one front one front one
try to get a bait or bait him beat out of swing
If his tail is down, remember to do like the 10-5 feet away or so, and then you can hit
him with the crush fight.
No.
If his tail is down, you're fine, but if his tail raises, then back off.
So what do I do right here?
Like I feel like that's a good spot to grab his ass, but there's boys right there.
So let me keep baiting.
I guess get us on stamina.
The white one.
Playtime.
No reason to get antsy here.
Yeah.
That green one we can pin slot or you can pin slot, but
Yeah, I think Chase is.
See if you can bait the green one.
I hit him with that.
We want to focus this guy, because he doesn't have stamina.
Yeah, get up on him.
Okay, come here.
This guy right here.
If he doesn't raise his tail, you know, five feet away, hit him.
There you go.
We're gonna get to no stamina back on the Nekon.
Just let me cover it.
Oh, never mind.
That was an insane hit.
There you got it.
Alright, you'll bait.
Now bait one and then go in.
I'm bleeding a little bit.
It'll be fine, it'll be fine.
Don't run too much.
Just kinda stand still and look at him.
He's down there too
Scared of his boy. Oh, he's I think he's yeah, he's fractured stuff left him like a scumbag. I've never seen
I've never seen
Fucking left him man. He's like yeah, man. You got no sale. Good luck brother
I knew something was off when this guy hasn't been raised in his tail, dude.
That's a Stega's specialty, man.
I'm watching his flank right now.
Alright, get up on it, get up on it.
Remember, like, five feet away or something.
Hit a bait, bait the first one, and then go.
Oh, back off.
Wow, that's perfect.
Same thing, exactly, baiting and going.
He's in the tent, he's culled.
Oh yeah, he's so fucked.
We got this in the back, this is just free.
Yeah.
I genuinely feel terrible for this guy, he's too cold.
He's like bro where the fuck you at?
Yeah.
Where you at?
Help me!
Where you at?
Where you at? Help me! Where you at?
He just, I mean, I'm so sorry.
He's just big though too.
This is big bro.
And you're pinning him right now because he has some nosedown.
Yeah.
You don't have to.
Oh man, he's body fractured, he's walking with a side limp now.
I'm going out on this next bait.
Hmm.
Might be a right-click or two, but I would just stick with the pence.
Look at this poor guy, man.
Oh, man.
There's four of his-
Did you get your ambush or no?
Yeah, I do.
He's getting a little low on spam.
feels good but doesn't feel as good since his boy left him out the dust man
it's a bit of different outcome yo man whoever that guy's friend is fuck that guy bro
GGs, let's go, good kill.
Man.
What a piece of shit.
Get you some organs and eat up.
Do you need that diet to be grown?
Yeah, bro.
Please stay on this.
They stand up so hard.
Get you that Y.
I'm full. I'm full food right now.
That was a good fight man. That was a really good fight.
I feel good about that one.
Help yourself, man.
Oh, chicken!
Dude, I can't get over him.
That guy absolutely high-tailing it from his boy.
those insanity
the only time we're like i wish the server had fully because i'd love to
know what this thing said
you know what i mean
but you know that's a big srex dude you know what i'm saying
hahahahahaha
so i'm guessing the bigger one
well i'm not guessing the bigger one wasn't as good
or just
they both weren't very experienced
I'm guessing it's yeah probably safe to say right yeah because even if like
that other stego given his size he if they stand beside each other or not
freak out they still fuck us up crazy yeah the only two three times and then
just keeps you running and that's what I'm saying so I'm saying they just they
he just left his point underestimated themselves yeah and I also think that's
posturing on the side of the mountain forced them to just kind of like keep
high-tailing it that really fucked them
only reason why like you know that we would have never found those guys if it
was void right yeah because they were talking about their actual dinosaurs and
I love that, that's honestly why I play this so much.
I'm the same way, that's why typically like,
I tell chat, I'm like, why aren't you in Discord?
Why aren't you in Discord?
I'm like, I like the fact that there's a chance
that people may hear us and we get ambushed
or I may hear other people get ambushed.
If there was nothing but Discord being used in these servers,
which I have no problem sitting in Discord now,
but if there was nothing but Discord being used,
you'd never hear people talking to each other in game.
And even with there being a cheese like I do I cheese that shit all the time
But that's just another one of those like little skill thresholds where it's like you don't know how to cheese it
You're you better fucking learn somebody somebody better teach it
And then even then when you're close enough you could still hear it you can still hear it because they're standing up and sitting down
Especially on any animal we're hunting
Mm-hmm
Tell me we're not gonna hear a stegos fat ass slap the dirt
I should be able to eat this shouldn't I for science
pro I stood up that for a while we got a contact bill that would be actually a
hysterical science that would that would not pull that would pull that watch I
don't understand watch
what is this stagotes in the a used to be why
might they change that they just don't like fun it's just don't like fun
all righty all that's gone are you good are you healthy yeah I should be okay
I got him like first screen
Yeah, I got smacked around my face right on the manoogan. I saw that got me nervous instantly
But then I when I saw that I successfully baited him on like two different times like all right. Yeah, so
It's the ones that hold the swipe, you know
Yeah
It's the ones that just grow they just
They're terrifying aren't they?
Just like come on over here bitch, do something, I'm gonna slap that fuck out of you.
Come over here, I dare ya.
Once that scare me are the runners.
Like, I compare them like some zombie shit dude, you get the runner stegos, aw man.
Brother I had a three pack of stegos on my last rex.
A three pack of stegos chased me from the bridge at Delta to the fucking swamp.
And I was just stand managing and they were just staying on my ass like the entire time.
And then finally they gave up because I wasn't like prime I don't think yet.
I think I was like maybe a little smaller than you to the point where I could still
outrun them.
But yeah, they're terrifying, man.
So explain to me one more time the tail thing.
So the tail is raised, they can't hit to their face.
Well the tail is raised, they can.
So like when I'm playing Allo, like right here if I go with the claw attack right on
his face and then keep going he can't hit me with his tail raised.
So parallel with the face and they can't swing.
Got it.
But if it's down they can't.
If it's down, they can swing in any direction.
Got it.
The tail's down, they can swing in any direction, but...
So, in your professional opinion, when they have it up or when it's down, which one are
you like, okay, I'm going to...this is when I'm looking for my attacks.
Right when it's down.
Like, that guy having his tail down.
Like, I knew he was out of stamina, but, you know, you had to play it safe because of
the second one.
What you hear?
what you hear it's a stego but it's small
believe it it's probably him on the respawn
not real
what's up with that Trudon coming over and biting this stego while it was already struggling
people like that like social scored like minus right away like he's like he knows
he's just doing that to be an asshole
Yeah, that guy's a prick.
Now I don't agree with her, there shouldn't be a third party rule, but it should be like
a goddamn common courtesy rule.
Like, you know that guy was fucked, like he wasn't gonna win that, why'd that little
Trudon jump on him?
Well, that's the thing, if it's like a close fight and it's crazy and you want to go in
there and cause chaos, but when someone's already getting their ass whooped, their legs
broken, their back snapped, why attack them then?
The kill's already confirmed, you're kicking a man while he's down, he's already been robbed of his shoes and his drawers.
Now, why are we going left?
I just feel a bit more headed.
Got him.
You might find people that are also, like, growing, running, through these areas rather than not everybody's gonna play on the main road, especially new players.
Yeah, you do.
To survive.
But hey, I'm glad you didn't attack me.
Hey fucking be thankful for something there. Like I said mate like people that are out in the open they want to fight
Yeah, they're almost at that point not yet
That's the go with a big kill
Yeah, what's your diet now hundred and thirteen percent
My stomach has been pretty full this whole time.
Yeah, that efficient digestion, you know.
I think it's a little bit of an overkill.
Agreed.
But I will say, if I didn't have it, I would have needed it.
Yeah, you're right.
I was about to kick the fucking bucket.
I'm 3.5 tons.
You're getting massive.
I'm starting to get a little bit of a back.
Yeah, that's my favorite thing to fight, so Stegos on Seratos, that's my fight right there.
Yeah, fighting Stegos on Stera is so much fun, because you get, it's literally a game
of chess.
Exactly.
You make a mistake, you're dead.
They make 347 mistakes, they're dead.
Exactly.
You're just climbing up that Mount Everest and there is nothing more
enjoyable than watching a stego throw his stomach up. Oh, yeah
Especially if you call like a stego here like right where we are right now like no water make him throw up
Dude, I I've straight up just starved out stegos
Just just making them throw up once and then just never letting him eat or drink
Did that with the buddy of mine ice cream?
2v2 we were both like fucking 70% Serres against two Brags killed him so he's a demon as well
oh yeah everybody's there's a lot of good players on here and p-tits dude it's the hardest server
yeah there's so many good players that play on the server it's insane I've gone a lot better
just buying on it because god knows if you make a mistake you're instantly dead
Yeah, if you went and tried any other server like no disrespect. I'm not don't shade on any server by any means, but like
If you play on any other server, you'll definitely tell right away
Right looks fire. Thank you. Thank you
Every big downhill you run through is a sweat.
I mean, you just saw what happens to the non-sweats, RIP that stega, you get so conditioned to
fight the really good players, that when you see any type of weakness, oh yeah.
You sure you hit sanctuary and everything?
I hit sanctuary for sure chat. I don't think we've had any crashes. I hit the sanctuary bees no doubt
I went in twice to make sure
Haven't crashed right chat does anyone remember me crashing mods
And I've been literally everywhere on this fucking map besides South Plains
Like everywhere that's like a go-to spot when you're peep prime for sure
What South Plains? Yeah, it's a pretty good spot
Believe it or not
What they're a couple times. I've never had a good fight on T rex and South Plains. It's always just like
Raptors
Sarah's, maybe the occasional aloe.
But never like, now if I'm there on a fucking aloe, I'll see a hundred stegos and maias and...
But the second I'm there on a T-Rex, there ain't shit.
I'm more lucky finding big mother fuckers in the woods than I am in the open areas.
Because I feel like a lot of people don't know where they are in the woods.
And they don't know where I am.
Yeah, I appreciate that GG. Thank you, man.
Oh, I love the Isle.
Yeah, the Isle is like my guilty little pleasure.
Oh, you just hit a little growth spur, didn't you?
Looks like it.
Maybe it's because you're standing in the sun.
Rhino growth is 70.7.
What is that noise? Is that a carno?
Tenanto. I call it a Tino.
Oh that is a Tino, you're right. Dude, I never see Tinos anymore.
This is a good spot, that's a PZ behind us to our left.
I've caught trikes out here.
Now, a trike in the open is good or bad.
Oh, you got a size of a...
What is that in front of us?
That chicken? What is that?
It's pros and cons, I don't know. It looks like a fucking Herrera, dude. Which is wild.
I really don't know. Is that a patchy? It's a patchy.
Tommy's
oh shit it's albix
Yeah, they said no.
Yeah I figured.
Look at that before the whole of the wall.
Like my dog whenever I open up the pantry door.
That's a Rex call in front of us by the way.
Oh shit.
Now he's probably the exact same size as you as it was in a prime call.
but there could be two.
Okay, uh, okay, turn around, turn around right now.
Turn around right now, two stegos.
Turn around right now.
Um, uh, I don't think there's, there's not many trees, come here.
We're gonna hide it out.
If we can't, we're gonna fight it.
But I want you to find a good, sizeable, chunk of district crouch, like, yeah, right up in here.
Get ready to get a nice of him there, there you go, don't move anymore.
Now if they come and they see us, just stay right next to these trees, the big ones, okay.
I'm not sure because the other rex is one calling and there he was they were walking away from him, so oh
Boy, they're fucking. Oh my gosh. You won't believe it
My monitor is doing a fucking cleaning in 30 minutes
That's W. No, my monitor is gonna turn off. I won't be able to turn it back on it
Dude, what kind of?
High-tech Vault tech shit you got the fucking OLED bro. I forgot this is an OLED. I
Don't know how to disable it somebody said you can suspend it, but I'm not sure that's out of my tax bracket
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
We should be right here.
Well, my monitor is going to clean.
That's going to take a couple of minutes.
I'm going to be honest, Chad, if you guys are cool with it, I think we pause it here.
Didn't Bosch log out near here?
Where did Bosch log out at?
Yeah, but hear me out you guys are gonna say no
I think it's best because we can hit crime with Bosch and we're doing another like 14 hour day tomorrow for AT&T
But we'll do the aisle all day CS into CS into
Maybe the aisle after I think that might be the move
Well, I'll test the theory once I log, I think that might be it.
I think that, I think hitting prime with Bosch would be fun.
I think he's around this area.
This is a sus place to log out though, which could be fun in the morning, hopefully we
don't instantly die. Yeah, I know, almost 11. Yeah, cuz I don't want to, I don't want
to get on late tomorrow and if I keep going I'm gonna get on late. I'm gonna piss everybody
off for not getting on the right place. Um, let me check it out. I think I might just
call it here yeah no you're all good this is a great spot to yeah I woke up
in the morning to just instantly chaos I'm not gonna be able to sleep I'm gonna
be thinking about this fucking dinosaur damn it that's the best though dude at
least you got one yeah at least I got one to this point I gotta do that got a
fucking oh man Bosch better not hold me back or I'll fuck him up now he won't
He's locked in for tomorrow. I could feel it
Yeah, we have to play
I can't wait to see like three stegos fully grown here boss say we could take him
Dude, I want him to get full grown stay the east side of the map, bro
Oh, well, I'm gonna try and keep him over here. I don't even remember where do you log out? Where'd you come and get me?
is it west rail shit you can't have got me you're like d6 you said d6 damn you
got a good memory where's d6 oh my god he's on the complete opposite side of
the map yeah I was just bringing us out here to get you you know nice nice and
big fuck well I'm big enough to get there I'll make it I'll make it yo gg's
Thank you so much. You as well as later
All right, let me see. You know what? I'm just gonna let it clean chat. I love you. Thank you all so much for chilling tonight
I do something go send you guys over to him go show crunchy some love
Awesome stream today, dude 71% not a prime, but in my defense. I did not think that it was gonna be long at the 13 fucking hours, bro
It's crazy.
Yeah, I love you. Thank y'all so much for hanging. Thank y'all so much for being here, dudes. Go show crunchy some love.
I hope you guys all have a wonderful rest of your night. A wonderful rest of your day.
Make sure you hit them with a ton of follows and yeah, man. Thank y'all so much for chilling, dude.
Have a great rest of your night. I love you, chat, and I'll see y'all in the morning. AT&T tomorrow.
Also, make sure you're here at the start of stream. Make sure you're here at the start of stream.
I love you, I love you y'all.