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I really don't wanna dance by standing on the wall
Get your back up on the wall
Cause I heard all the people say
Get down on it
Come on then
Get down on it
You can really want it
Get down on it
You gotta be late
Get down on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Come on then
Get down on it
Baby baby
Get down on it
Get on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
I say people
What?
What you gonna do?
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty dude, what should I do?
Watch the street!
Good morning gentlemen in L.A. Good morning, good morning, good morning everybody, hello
good morning everybody hello hello good day good day good day good day good
morning everybody hello hello hello
peanut is still on
What the fuck are we doing?
the fuck are we doing? 15 hours? We have 200k to win tonight!
Oh, I see, I see, I see what's going on here, I see what's going on here, there we go, there
we go, now we're cooking, now we're cooking.
Oh, what are we what what what the fuck are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Is the game that good?
Like am I missing something?
Is the game at least sick?
Is the game amazing?
It's honestly good.
Is it better than $200,000?
Is it better than $200,000 good?
No!
Dude, what the fuck is he doing?
Having fun, boss?
Eh, that's a good excuse.
fun is a good excuse. Well, let's hope those double points ain't a thing today. Let's hope
double points aren't gonna happen today, boys. Because he is gonna be sauced, bro. Honestly,
I can't, I can't believe he's going 15 hours.
Shit, bro.
Yes, you can, yeah, I can, I can.
He also has a meeting at 3 p.m. as well.
Oh, no way, he has a meeting at 3.
Bro, he's going to sleep for four hours.
Did you hear AT&T is going to have double points tonight?
Are you actually being serious?
Are they an outsider now?
Are you sucking my toes right now?
What's going on?
Is that true?
An hour ago he said a little bit more whiskey won't hurt.
What are we doing, what are we doing, what are we doing?
I don't know, man, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, hey, he the captain, boss, hey,
he the captain of the ship, boss, he the captain of the ship.
Oh man, I'm gonna let him have it later. I'll tell y'all that right now
Especially if he starts to do it bad. Oh, I'm gonna throw little jabs in there
I'm gonna throw little jabs in there like my wife after we have an argument just little jabs
I miss that upshot. Well, you wouldn't miss that upshot if you didn't stand for 15 hours. You know what I'm saying
I'm dead!
Are you willing to die if you're watering up for 15 hours?
You know?
No tactical Tommy, thank you for the 4 months, monster, thank you for the 5 months, bad,
thank you for the 3, butter, bad bass, big bozki, and poo, thank you for the subs, bad
bass, and 63 months, absolute legend, poo and a 14, I appreciate you guys man, thank
y'all for the love.
Yeah, I didn't even got the number for the guy who was beat us in them.
He got to give him a call real quick.
Fuck!
Cooked you up and posted clips in the chat.
Sorry I was late this morning, everybody.
I had some stuff come up.
Had to figure it out.
What's yapping?
I was at this never late and always on time.
What did you eat? I had a couple of legs. I had a couple of legs, a couple of feet of
bacon, a couple of feet of toast. Something modest. Something petite like. You know what
I'm saying? Docko, thank you for the three months. Ultimatum, thank you so much for the
for five months and boss thank you.
Yeah, a little hungry, a little hungry this morning,
a little hungry this morning.
All right, let's watch some clips, yeah?
Let's do it.
Big day ahead of us.
I crammed on the mullet in the back business uptown
Now I shine like the hood of a brand new Ford
My comb's unemployed and my hat's my reward
I tried to hold game, prayed on my knees
Even rubbed, baking grease in the breeze
But that hair packed up didn't leave a note
Now my boss bought singing its own high note
Here's your name, you're on tomorrow
Like a Chevy, and I couldn't borrow
Used the Fledgwick whip to make the ladies swoon
Now I just blindfold some...
Bastard!
I know why Tyler's laughing yo pull up the AT&T clip and him sliding off the edge of
the map they'll dog-ass
listen we can talk about this we can discuss this guy's doesn't need to go
this way
I love nuggets
I can pay a tax I can talk about negotiate
My dad's a very wealthy man!
My dad is Minecraft.
Listen, I'll twerk if you guarantee it my safe passage, okay?
I will twerk and sing.
Yes, it's fucking guaranteed.
Yeah, okay, yes, yes.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Don't just, don't do it, please.
I'm gonna see this ass shaking.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
Yo, chief sir!
Thank you so much for the five gifts, dude.
Oh, yeah, baby
That good second
Wait a minute every now that I get perplexed
I've been a fan for so long and this motherfucker has never read a single chat of mine
Jesus, thanks so much again for the five gifted man. Don't thank you for the 54 months. What up, Dom?
Do we get some dubbies in here for the fiver? I appreciate you bro. Thank you so much again
Okay.
Okay.
Everyone can see that's your first chat ever!
That's your first chat you've ever typed in the chat you dumb bitch!
And then let me cook.
Let me cook.
Let me...
He's losing it.
He's losing it.
The blade is not even in disguise.
The blighter's not even in disguise.
Yo, can I be real?
Yesterday I came to the realization that 007 and the game Hitman was different.
I thought they were the same shit.
Oh, oh my!
I know, not my brightest moment.
Not my brightest moment.
They moved the exact same.
Stay focused. Stay focused.
Seriously.
Wait, are they actually the same devs?
Oh, see? Look at that. I'm a genius.
Guys, wanna see something funny?
Can everyone buy a decoy?
Oh, they actually bought it. Okay, we'll go here.
And then?
I will show you.
We gotta do that today.
We gotta do that today.
I
See 30 seconds
Would they make this course for huh?
You did it in the half the time you did that in half the time
I
The fuck
Boss thanks for letting me smoke that up in there man five to ten if you guys don't want the contact
Come on, Jacks, come on!
Wait a sec, you're smoking my jaw like that?
Alright Q, let's see you explain this.
That was my fault, because the cops are still busting chops on us.
Oh my god, no flers?
Oh, really?
Oh!
What do you learn, you two?
The tobaccos, they're good.
Oh, don't worry about that, it's not tobacco.
Move on.
Hey, give me a paper.
Turn it around.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay!
Hey, hey, don't move. Don't fucking move.
Now I told you.
I don't like no snitches.
What did I do? What did I do?
You don't remember me?
Are you fucked up?
Up, up!
Oh, man!
Ha ha ha!
Uh oh.
Where you going? You ain't going nowhere, buddy.
Get the fuck over here!
This shrimp can cause explosions.
The Mantis Shrimp, other known as the Bullet Shrimp, other known as the Mantis Shrimp.
A main goal is to blow up.
Introducing the Mantis Shrimp, native to the West Indon Pacific Ocean and possibly the coolest crustacean under the sea.
Because this fluorescent shrimp, other known as the Pistol Shrimp,
First off, each of these are- This is what I'm saying, when we start having those, those
Post-J conversations?
Oh, dragons couldn't have existed!
Explain this, motherfucker.
Why Storks can rotate independently like a periscope,
giving them a full 360 degrees of vision.
However, more importantly, they can see colors we can't.
You see, the Mantis Shrimps eyes contain a full 15 photorecepticons,
compared to our three.
Which is a fancy way of saying they can see in 16k HDR with ray tracing enabled at 500 f***ing render distance.
Oh my p***.
And not only is the visual clarity unmatched, they can also see into the infrared and ultraviolet light spectrums.
Was that a penis?
And despite all of this, they still can't find who f***ed past.
What they can however find is their next meal.
The mantis shrimp subsists on a diet of fish, worms, squidweak, and most importantly, Mr. Krabs.
Now Krabs famously exists inside of a defensive shell.
So, how does this polite little gentleman break into the shell? Simple. He throws f***ing hands.
That's right, weighing in at only 90 grams and 38 centimetres in length.
The Mantis Shrimp has a punch that produces 15,000
f***ing Newtons of Force.
That is 176 Newtons per gram.
So if a human was capable of that same kind of force,
a right hook from someone who weighs 80 kilo
would be like getting hit in the face
with six sticks of dynamite.
Now, to produce that force,
Its claw needs to be moving at 83 kilometers an hour, which is so fast it creates a vacuum
in the water called a cavitation bubble, which then immediately collapses at such a
speed, it creates a linear explosion that flashbangs the target and reaches a temperature
hotter than the surface of the sun.
You seeing what I'm saying?
Are you understanding what I've been saying for days, weeks and months?
How insane is that?
Mr. Krabs is getting f***ing disintegrated.
Money!
Money!
Money!
Brother!
Insane!
Insane!
Oh, he's insane.
Ah!
I'm going to break!
Oh, no!
Hehehehe!
Wow!
Hehehehe!
Oh, my gosh!
No, oh, my...
I just...
Ah, how lovely.
What a sweet treat!
What a s-
Nobody's gonna know.
This little goat be like, we're in the same size, so the same family.
I'm trying to get the top of the window though.
Oh, thank you.
Okay.
One, two, three.
Oh!
Ow!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Please tell me this just happened.
Did this just happen?
Please tell me.
No, it didn't.
Fuck!
I don't know what the right side of my jacket is doing, but...
What?
HAHAHAHA
It's nice to see you guys, come top, come top
I'm starting to hang out today
I'm starting to hang out today
It's casual Friday
Casual Friday in the office
Casual Friday in the office
Oh my god, it's Neil
Oh, we saw a video about Neil yesterday
Aw, he's a big boy
Yes, Neil
Neil versus the traffic
Neil! Neil! What are you doing?
Neil, why are you causing Mayhem again?
Neil, don't get angry with it Neil, you've already broke it.
Oh damn you cunts! So you even nailed him like him?
Not too far, so wasn't that Neil?
Don't like signs there buddy.
You can't come in, you can't be, you can't keep ya.
Man, it's really creepy.
Holy shit!
Can you go back to the ancient?
Bro, that thing is a monster.
Talk to us, Joey!
Where you been this Thursday?
Let's write zero to 100 motherfuckers. That's how we do the place
You're awake out there a sunshiny the birds a jerk and who's better than you, huh?
You guys are alive. You got the win a lottery ticket your fucking pocket
You don't even know it your fucking balls. So go for it. Yeah, motherfucking balls
Yeah, fuck em balls and trust your brother
Oh man.
Whoa guys, wrong turn, this is BK.
Wopper Junior is just a bar.
Oh my god, I remember those commercials.
But...
I've got these tiny hands.
And that big burger's gonna make them look even tinier.
What if we all just turn our backs while you eat?
Let's do this.
Wopper Junior, only a buck.
Big flame fresh taste.
Only at Burger King.
It's not me! It's not me! It's not me!
That is not me.
That's Hutch with his pacifier.
What the fuck is going on this morning?
That's horrible. Not gonna lie.
What the hell is happening?
What the fuck?
I'm gonna do us all a favor. I'm gonna do you me and everybody who watches this a favor
There he is!
There he is!
That shroud!
That's so cool.
That is so cool.
Bro, that was insane!
You wrecked those guys!
Like total surgical violence back there!
Like, I mean it!
You really kicked some serious ass!
Not someone who's entertained.
That's just what Double Notch 7 does.
Now here's the script.
Wait, he has a hole in there?
Yeah, that's awesome!
I didn't know we had it in series.
All-handed guys are more likely to commit to relationships rather than the larger hand
men.
Why?
It's because they've already committed to the grind in their own workplace.
It's also really important to note the shape of the hand.
Is it more rounded than square?
Then brace yourself, you've got yourself a very social partner.
These individuals thrive on variety, make friends easily and have a very good sense of
humour.
But do be aware, they can get bored very easily.
especially when it comes to relationships.
Why?
Because this person is just a natural wanderer.
Shut up, you fucking freak!
She quit her teaching job to become an artist.
Hi, I'm Hailey, and I'm an art teacher
that resigned from my job to pursue art full-time,
and I want to tell you about my first art festival.
So I spent about $1,200
Between booth fees and display stuff and ordering prints and getting everything ready. Yeah on day one
I made seventy eight dollars
All right, I do I made two hundred and forty dollars
I made back my booth fee on day three a microburst hit our street and destroyed everything
Oh, and it's Mother's Day. So at least I get to go home and spend time with my kids
So I feel like a big she's crying
And I kind of never want to do an art festival again, but my dad did tell me that I need
to do it again because my kids saw all that happened and they need to see me try again.
So I'll see you next time.
I'm going to be real.
I feel bad for her.
I do.
I think her dad's right.
I think she should keep trying.
If you go to your first art festival and you make that many sales, I think that's really
impressive.
And she should keep going.
because this was completely out of your control. I mean literally it was an act of nature that
caused this to happen. No, I don't think there's anything wrong with this at all. Perseverance.
Yeah, if at first you don't succeed, listen, if at first you don't succeed, yes, you can make a
TikTok crying about it, but then after that, get up and do it again.
I don't care if you like them or you don't like them.
I mean, that's listen ain't nothing in life absolutely nothing that is at least worth
it in life doesn't come with failing before you get any type of success at it.
Period.
Period.
Period.
And if everyone's telling you it's stupid.
If everyone's 10th, it's impossible and it's dumb.
That means it's even more worth doing
than you thought it was to begin with.
That means you're really onto something
and everybody around you, 10th,
it's fucking bad and stupid and dumb.
That means you're onto something incredible,
but you ain't gonna get there
until you fail 47 fucking times first.
And then you might get there,
but you gotta fail first.
You gotta fail first.
you gots to, you gots to fail first.
Even drugs?
Well, next clip.
Peanut went to sleep?
Oh my gosh, the Lord is good.
It's about damn time.
I'ma wear that peanuts ass out later.
I'ma tell you that, that bussy is mine.
I can't believe 15 hours before a $200,000 tournament?
15?
And he has a meeting at three.
Oh, oh!
Look at him beat the hell out of him.
Y'all already won.
Yeah, that's what you think.
Come here, get a little closer.
That's what you think until AT&T does some bullshit.
There's some inclusion shit
and makes it double points on the last week.
And you already know,
peanut bitch has to go do op no armor at least 90% of the time.
That means he got one shot and if he misses, he's dead.
And I'm gonna tell you this.
I said it at the beginning of the stream
Every single time, I'mma be like my wife after we get in an argument, I'mma nag him.
I'm gonna nag the fuck out of him.
Oh sorry boss, it won't happen again boss.
What, what happened the first time if you went up in 15 hours peanut?
You no arm, no legs, that's a shit.
I'mma let him have it.
Sorry boss, it won't happen again boss.
Is this a game from 1944? What am I looking at there?
I'm not an aster tiddies guy, I'm more of a personality type of guy.
What is actually kind of a school hold on I'm getting my check back everything I said.
You know what, this is like, this is like, this is like you downloaded Marathon on a
2007 Reddale laptop. This is what the graphics would look like. Like the
color of the laptop was going out so you should play on with black and white.
It's kind of the vibe I'm getting right now.
Yo, the vibes are immaculate in this trailer.
That was pretty cool.
Beta Decay, 2025, Steam Early Release.
I might actually give that a gander.
That actually looked pretty cool.
Anyone know like the actual date?
Do we know?
2025, I hate you guys.
I hate y'all motherfuckers.
What the f**k, 3, 2, 1, go! Let's go!
Did you see this one-weaver, boys? These are very hard one-weavers, really, guys.
What the f**k? I thought I was dead!
Wait, hold on, I need to wait for better. Hold on, I need to heal. Hold on.
No way, by the way. Wait, we're still going. Oh, shit.
Wait hold up. I'm going in wait wait. I'm full HP still he hasn't still killed me
Yeah, okay. He altered again hold on. I'm going in I'm going in he's really oh shit. Actually. Oh shit where he'll pull
I haven't touched my keyboard in a minute guys should I put him out of his misery? Oh my god guys
I'm gonna put him out of his misery. Let's go, bro
Oh my god!
I need to learn how to play that shit!
Holy shit!
Very specific type of porn that he looks at.
We all know what it is.
Oh yeah, we definitely know what it is.
It's heat white women.
What would have happened if I wasn't here?
I
the name's nut he not and I like my
My silly juice shakin' not stirred.
That's when I've been contacted by MI6.
They have given us a mission if we episode 2's to accept it.
They need us to save the world.
What?
Bro, if I owned that business, I'd be like,
The door, man, the door.
God, come on, jigs.
So Palm Beach County resident in Florida got issued a citation on the 11th of February
of 2026 for holding and manipulating a cell phone in her right hand while driving.
The only problem is she doesn't have a right hand.
So back on 11 February of 2026, around 8.04 a.m. on North Dixie Highway in Lake Worth
Beach, Palm Beach County, Florida.
A Palm Beach County Sheriff's Deputy pulled over a woman named Katie and issued her a
$116 civil citation for wireless communication device handheld while driving first defense.
After he told her why he was issuing her a citation, she showed him that she in fact
did not have a right hand.
Here's the body cam footage.
What is he listening to?
What is he listening to?
Hello man.
Hey, good morning.
I'm there with the Pumpskin and Shares office.
It's the way you've been pulled over.
We're doing an operation for the tractor driving.
You drove past me, holding the car in my right hand.
And you've been eating my phone.
I mean, I saw you in the car.
So, you want to just call this a day?
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Just call this a day. I don't want to call it a day. You had a hand
Right, I thought I thought I saw you
Right
I want to start about what I'm saying
One bad egg don't make the whole batch terrible one bad cop don't make all bad all cops bad, okay?
Always have to say that before I'm about to say what I'm about to say
is this guy retarded? I mean, I feel like there's a moment in time where you come to a crossroads in a thought process.
And it's like when you walk up, say you had a poker table and you're like, I got a straight, boom, give me the chips.
You start pulling the chips in towards you and the guy in front of you flips over a flush.
And in this case, a royal stripe.
At that point, you just kind of got to push the chips back over to the other side and
say, you're right, I'm sorry.
When I see these videos and I see this kind of shit, it just really puts my brain in a
blinder.
Because if you're going, if this goes to court, you can't in any world think that you're
winning this case when you specifically say I saw a boat in your right hand and
she whips out a nub. You can't win that.
You know what I'm saying? Ma'am, ma'am, I saw you have a phone in your right hand.
That's what you'll see.
I mean, in what at that point, you just you just go into court because you enjoy it.
You're not winning.
Why waste everybody's time?
So you didn't with the right hand, perhaps not.
Right?
You didn't see me in my right hand.
So are you saying that you saw me with that?
I know what I said.
I know what I said.
I'm asking you now.
Did you did you not have fun?
You did not have fun.
She doesn't have a hand. What are we talking about?
You got the wrong situation.
After she was issued a citation, she requested the body came footage from the engagement in a court hearing.
And then the citation was later dismissed by the court at the deputy's request due to lack of evidence.
Yeah, but but again the reality of this is and again, I don't hate cops. I don't I don't I know there's some
Fucking morons in the force. I know there's some great human beings in the force
It's like every profession has ever existed. You have good and you have bad we can all agree on that
Yes, if you don't agree on that you're stupid. I don't care about your opinion. There's good and there's bad
Why waste everybody's time? Why?
Why?
Why?
I'll tell you why.
Cause they got quotas.
They go out, you already heard,
they have a task force today.
They're be a bada bada bada.
This guy probably gotta give 15 motherfuckers on their phones.
It's not even ego.
It's, I was told to do this.
I will do it to no ends.
And I will make sure it's over.
Or I will make sure it's done.
Even when the motherfucker doesn't have a hand
to be using on a phone, I'm still,
I'm still going to hand out a ticket.
It's just stupidity, bro.
It is absolute stupidity.
Dumb as hell.
And it makes everybody look bad for no reason.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
But too well, back.
But three.
I want.
Oh my gosh
Oh my gosh
Oh my gosh
Chad you think I could do this? Be honest
You think I can do this? Be honest
That's you way more than the car that you wouldn't fit in the car
Touch they'd have to lather you up and butter to squeeze your fad. I'm done with this shit
I'm not that fat. We've went over it a thousand times. I am petite. I
I am petite
I'm so sick
That is so sick
Look at this little tree rat, look at this little tree bitch
I ain't never met a Herrera I liked.
I ain't never met a Herrera I liked.
I like this one.
Holy shit!
I'm saying, coming soon to see where you literally paint your own body to camouflage yourself
into the map.
You're not hiding as objects, you become the environment.
That's cool.
Patterns and even poses to trick other players into walking right past them.
Oh, that's really cool.
This game is called Mecha-Kameleon.
That is such a cool idea, we gotta play that with the gang.
What's your favorite Bond movie mystery?
I like GoldenEye ever since I beat the Nintendo scene.
Oh yeah.
Game when I was a kid back in old...
My fave Bond actor.
Hell, I'm a victim.
He's a real one, he's a fucking...
I should leave my thoughts for a second.
Shaking!
No!
No!
Oh my god.
That's gonna be us today gentlemen. That's gonna be us.
Clap that out, bitch.
Alright, we're un-saved.
We don't give a fuck about hutch!
Fuck hutch!
Fuck hutch!
Watch!
Nice job!
Oh my god!
Nice job!
James, are you there?
It's awesome.
Yeah, I'm here.
Oh, you have me worried.
Do you know where you are?
What if we did even capture it by the bad guy and this is like our reward for saving the
lady.
at this point, police have been in a standoff for over 3 hours, can't watch that, what's
What's going on with the clips? They're lagging!
Old?
The clips are actually good today, you fucking asshole.
Oh, shit!
he makes up for this in his sheer ferocity and speed.
The smaller of the two Rex's posh merchant
is the brains of his operation.
They have set their trap, and now they lie and wait
for unsuspecting victims.
Welcome to the Isle.
I take it you were close. We thought alike.
It's factorial 4, which is 24 basic probability.
It's factorial 4, which is 24 basic probability.
Fuck you. It's still too far off.
The quarter's in there. What's the matter?
I'm terribly sorry, sir. I'm just not accepting your quarters.
Actually, you're not...
It doesn't have an amount for you, but uh...
No, ma'am. I what am I doing here? I want to get out of here. It's at 30 cents for cars, right?
Okay, I'm terribly sorry sir. It's 70 cents.
All right, 70 cents. I still can't put the quarters in.
Okay, got a quarter.
I'm sorry, sir.
The quarters will not go in the slot.
Then we'll know.
Yeah, because you didn't have a price put up there yet.
Oh, well, I didn't know. Okay, are we done now?
You said 70, so they're playing three quarters.
Okay, when must I follow through?
No, he did fall through for god damn it.
This is over with me.
Okay, alright.
It fell down again.
I don't have another quarter.
Oh, dear god, I did it again.
Ma'am, all these people are waiting here. There's another quarter. There's nothing wrong with that quarter.
What the Sam Hill?
Don't you have another quarter anywhere? What is going on here?
I forgot the whole world behind me.
I'm not my friend.
I know.
You want the dollar bill.
You want the dollar bill.
Here's the dollar bill.
Oh my God.
It is three dollar. Did you put the dollar bank out of here?
No, it didn't go in.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
No, I'm not.
This ain't back again.
Ha ha ha ha.
What?
I can't open it.
I can't help it!
What the hell's going on with this damn machine?
Now it's working.
Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.
But what if it doesn't work?
It could change.
Bro, change. I don't even want to talk to you.
You're going to be in my ass.
You're a super mother fucker.
It's not going to work.
Here we go for Lizzo!
I'd really love to make fun of her, but I met her earlier this week and she's actually pretty f***ing cool.
Who would have thought that?
But anyway, actually, I'd still like to do it. Go back.
Lizzo looks like the final boss of a Red Lobster video game.
People keep saying Lizzo's washed up, but I believe the correct term is beached.
beached. Naeem Lin is here, he's one of Kevin's best friends, openers and writers, give it
up for him. Naeem, that's a dumb name. It sounds like the noises the deaf guy makes
when he gets stuck trying to put on a turtleneck. Naeem, Naeem. Naeem's a really good writer,
they worked, him and Kevin worked together on the roast of Tom Brady where Naeem came
up with such classics like that was crazy and oh hell no and everyone's favorite
damn she went there guys a genius Pete Davidson's here give it up for Pete
Pete Davidson aka Wigard Dracula
I'm going to get banned.
Oh, she joined the game with the last fucker that hasn't joined the game.
How do I do in the game?
Oh my god.
Give the code and put it in the thing, but don't show the code.
I think...
I don't know.
Where's the code?
It's in the group chat!
We have a group chat!
Daddy, please don't peg me, brother.
Each goal has two packs of ramen.
Exactly two packs.
And I'm usually a one-pack girl.
And um...
He ain't fooling nobody, honey.
He ain't...
He just...
He ain't fooling nobody.
Jack, go get Bosch!
Go get Bosch!
Go get Bosch!
Tell him discord right now!
Now, right now, Discord.
Tell him to hurry up as well.
Tell him to hurry the fuck up.
Yeah, she ain't fooling nobody.
She ain't fooling nobody.
Whoever said hutch in five years, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you twice.
Fuck you.
Are you a one-pack guy?
Ramen?
I'm not a big ramen guy, to be honest.
I don't really eat ramen.
Maybe when I was like, broke,
I was eating a little bit of ramen,
but I've never been a ramen guy.
I'm like a hot dog and a microwave type of guy.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I mean?
Like, give me that glizzy warmed up.
You know what I'm saying?
Give me that Viini Weenies on top of a cracker.
with that shit on a cracker, dude.
All right, if you weren't here yesterday,
welcome in to the aisle.
We streamed for 14 hours yesterday, 14 and a half,
and this is our Rex.
His name is Bartholomew,
taken after a chicken we adopted.
We're 71% almost prime.
The long day yesterday, the long journey to get here.
Boss is gonna be joining us.
He is a little bitch.
So we're gonna have to chaperone him.
What the hell was that noise?
We're gonna have to chaperone him to a full size.
Now I will tell you,
it's probably not the best log location.
We are currently in an area
that is infested by Stegosaurus.
So the chances of us dying in the next 10 minutes
very high and I really hope that I don't lose 14 and a half hours while I'm
trying to walk back to Bosch. We got a long way to go and a short time to get
there so let's start trucking.
Locking! Crunchy him with the lock in. We got to lock the fucking.
crunchy did you uh how'd you do yesterday you you're alive and all that
good Jess yes so for those who weren't around the entire time yesterday I'll
fill you in we landed a couple kills last night late at the end of the stream
We killed a staggo hence why we're stomachs pretty good spot
We
We were just kind of cruising man. We got some good kills
Early on in the life. We had an insane and absolutely insane
Almost death to a alo, which was terrifying to say the least but we killed him
And now we're here.
We need to hit Prime before we fight really anything, to be honest.
We have absolutely zero bleed resistance,
which is what we need in order to actually live a long and beautiful life.
We don't have that. We're actually going to go inside this gate and go on the enter,
the inner perimeter. More trees on that side.
side. Yeah, 4% blood, it was crazy. We got Vigilante, we went over to West Rail, I think
is what we call it, no, Water Access, Water Access, and killed a bird, killed a little
birdie. Honestly, this looks pretty okay. I think I'm gonna go get some water real
quick. I think that's that's what we do right now.
Skin looks cool. Yes, it's called the vigilante skin. Only way to get this is
by killing an outcast. There's a little Dinosuchus. Now we are the size where we
can drink anywhere we want. Dinosuchuses or crocodilians, they cannot grab us
anymore which is good after we get this I am going to mud up until we link up a
Bosch so enjoy the skin while we have a check because I am hiding this shit yo
big dirt thank you so much for the subs typo thing of the 500 bits big fast
thank you so much for the five gifted man spark slushy Natty and tow thank you
Let's get some water.
Let's get some water.
Do you hear some raptors over there?
You can still get grabbed by a dinosaur kiss only if I am swimming in the water.
But on land, I am good, 6.8 tons I believe is the cat, and I'm around 7.2 I think right
now.
Matt, thank you so much for the three months.
I'll donate half a cow to an MF community barbecue.
Let's make it happen.
Hmm half a cow don't talk about gabs mom like that come on man
Can the other dinos kill you at this point yeah big time
How dare you honestly probably should have said ex-girlfriend yeah, that was a bad one
That was a bad one. I should have said ex-girlfriend. That's on me. Hey, sorry boss. Sorry boss. Sorry boss
Sorry boss
I'm praying for three stegos to roll up. I'm praying you stub your toe every morning that ends with Y
No CS, no we're gonna play CS. We're gonna play some I with Bosh. I want to get to Prime.
Hopefully get some cool kills. Oh the mud's too small. Damn. Well is what it is. Luckily
Gab doesn't show up on time, so he's not here.
Oof.
Close one.
Close one.
Every morning that ends with Y, morning doesn't have a Y.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, all end in Y, you meat balls.
Those are days though. Oh my god. Mods ban 5 people randomly. I don't care who it is.
you
you
you
you
you
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I'd say we would want to kind of I'd say meet meet around with her Delta
No, fuck that. No, you think you think Delta?
Well, I'm just
I'm just trying to think of where I could hunt
Things with you because like we got a way to
Till you get at least 50% until we start fighting stegos and such and even then it sucks
I'm going through Highlands right now Sanctuary by passing. Oh, wow. So you're about you're gonna get here soon
Well, I'm speeding it man. I'm not told you
All right, cool, then I'm gonna work my way over to the to the big old mountain
I don't know.
Yeah.
Refuting burning. I don't put it
down. He wants to play.
Oh, right.
It's a great song. You got you
I'm just like, I'm afraid to stop moving.
We all think we go check the mountain.
Here's the problem, and here's another problem.
This area, when the server's full, great spot.
This area right now, with the current population, terrible spot.
Terrible spot.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
That's why I want to get the hell out of here, man.
Do you want a me on the road that goes like water access?
That's where I was going to suggest, water access all the time.
Alright, I'll make my way over there.
Almost prime!
Almost prime!
We're getting there.
Yeah, we have all prime requirements.
We have all prime requirements.
Am I going to sell this one?
I don't know.
I've enjoyed playing Rex.
And you can't sell the vigilante skin.
The only bad thing about getting the vigilante is that when you sell the dino it doesn't
come with the sell.
No, T-Rexes are still good to sell on the market because they're very rare.
I don't think I'm going to sell it.
I enjoy fighting with the T-Rex.
I enjoy duking it out.
If I spend 20 hours on something, not to fight with it.
Now whenever we get up to like prime elder at like a straight 100 and you know we get
a fight and god forbid we get brittle bones, that's, and the only way I sell this is if
I get brittle bones.
Once I get brittle bones, you know, it's kind of GG's anyways, then I'd sell it.
not until I'd get brittle bones vomit sickness fuck us up no the only thing
the only way we would lose prime at this point is if we lose our diet or we
crash
Come on, A, there's an A in front of us, we'll go to that one.
Yes, if we do in Tomb, if we decided to in Tomb,
yes, we would keep the vigilante skin.
But it turns us into a literal banana.
Like a vigilante skin on a brand new dino,
like you're a little banana running around.
Good luck hiding in bushes as a banana.
When you're full adult, there's a lot more black,
but whenever you're a baby, it's like you're all yellow.
MUTTUP, yeah, exactly. Just have to perm a muttup during growing stage.
Wait, what did Gav say, hey Gav!
Good morning!
Good morning Bastard!
How ya doing?
Good morning Sax-ass!
I saw your text from last night, I forgot to respond this morning.
Did you need to do something?
Yeah, I did hit you with a mom joke today.
I apologize for that, and I love you dearly.
How many hours are we in?
14 and some change.
I already know he's typing up something to hit me with right now.
He's about to ruin me.
I already know it.
Coast to Primeberry.
Good luck on AT&T.
Thank you.
What up, Basel?
I was right the novel, I know he is.
You can make a joke when you can steal some life, you can make it when she's dead.
RIP, RIP mama gap, can I get some RIPs in the chat?
was a saint all right we got some food up here oh oh it's inside it's a it's a
body drop please don't be a goat please be a full fucking body give me some
luck here man please I didn't read a second comment I'm thinking I'm glad I
did it I'm thinking I was a good choice I looked away at the right time
Yeah, we'll take it.
Alright chat, it's going to be not the easiest time to be honest with you boys.
Given that there's not a lot of people on right now, like, kills are very, very important.
Where you at brother?
But you still have a tiny cock alright?
That's good.
Bossy!
I told you not to tell anyone Gaff.
Dammit.
I
Listen these things take time man. I just got the pump in the post give me at least six six months
And all I'll put at least a quarter inch on that bad boy
What are you talking about?
You just said I had to pull a small wiener, and I was agreeing to get a wiener.
No, I got told I have a small wiener.
Oh, I do too, but we can both have small wieners.
Yo, we can show each other our small little wieners, hell yeah.
Yeah, you'll be, I couldn't show you it because you wouldn't see it, man.
That's why I'm working on it.
I got an inny wiener.
You know the way people have inny wieners?
Yeah, inny belly buttons?
I got an inny wiener.
I got an inny wiener.
I got an inny wiener.
Do you have an inny?
yeah any winner yep no any belly button and a wiener any wiener and any
belly button never ending belly button actually me as well me as well funny
enough just goes all the way in yeah me as well touches my spine didn't yeah yeah
you stick it in all the way in you take it out and smell the top of the pen
It's hip and it smells man.
Dude that's fucking gross.
What the hell is wrong with you?
I don't, I don't smell the inside of my fucking belly button.
You freak?
You freak?
What the hell is wrong with you?
This is this conversation right?
Everybody smells and likes the smell of their own fart.
Well I'm gonna say like.
I don't mean it's something you want to do all the time,
but you'll smell it and be like yeah that's not bad.
That's true, I'm not sure if that's true.
That's good shit right there.
Yeah exactly, these people are like,
My wife's gonna hate that one.
Smell of my own, not bullshit,
every one tolerates their own parts.
It's alright.
Nick tells me that he loves the smell of himself
when he doesn't wear deodorant.
Like Nick likes having a stench to him.
I can I can honestly I can I can understand it. He's also a foot guy. He's obsessed with feet
there's something kind of like
Trimal about it like body odor sweat, you know what I mean? Oh, I don't know what you mean. I don't at all
You lost me completely
This is
As long as it's not somebody else's, this is what it boils down to.
As long as it's not somebody else's, it's not as disgusting.
It's just the way it is.
If my wife put her foot on me, I'd smack it.
You don't like feet?
I have two friends, actually.
I have two friends who have like stone wall phobias of feet.
No, I don't have a phobia, but I don't want them near me.
Why? Who cares? It's a fucking foot, man. What's the fucking thing that's on you?
No, just feet are nasty. They're on the ground.
Um, okay, so where do you stand on the- the- the- the one-second rule?
So I'm like a- kind of like a 10 to 15-second rule.
Oh, look, you know what? It depends where you drop it, right?
But anyone that drops it on the floor, I'll eat that shit.
That shit as long as it's not like something that's wet and you drop it on something like sandy or something like that
Obviously, I need that shit. You just drop it on the floor like the pile floor a sausage on the floor. I'm eating that shit
That's probably why you don't get sick often
Yeah, exactly. Did you know in Scandinavia? You know the way we have the obsession with keeping your kids warm and shit and like
tucking them up what we do and in Scandinavia they like
It crashes outside in like minus 10 degrees and you just have the kids hang out there
for like six months old and it's no wonder that they've got some of the best acquired
immunity of any nation.
Well you know, everything that they do when it comes to chilling the body, it's all beneficial.
Like everything about your body being cold and having to heat itself up is like the healthiest
point that your body can be in.
Obviously, you don't want to be freezing at all times, but cold is super good for you
Yeah, cuz it's it's harder for germs to operate in cold than it is in warmth
That and your body just goes through. Have you ever you ever seen the Wim Hof?
You want to go down a rabbit hole go to YouTube isn't for chat as well and look up Wim Hof
Okay, the guy who does this like breathing exercise that allows him to do
incredible things with his body and in cold weather and just his body in general
but yeah another guy another guy told me yeah like he set records for the longest
distance ran without water for the longest distance ran in the freezing
temperatures for climbing Mount Everest without anything to help with
breathing like I know the longest time in a freezing area he broke was it who
was it David Blaine's record like he's done all kinds of stuff one of the things
he did though was was an immunity chest where immunity tests where they injected him with
this type of sickness and he was able to like do whatever he does and fight off the illness
which people never thought to be possible yeah he just tanked it while he was doing
like this exercise that made his his body like you never answer my question
eat itself up from some shit I don't know I'm not smart enough it's my second
rule oh for the ground man if I drop it and I pick it up instantly it depends
on where to fix in my house I know my wife she cleans like a motherfucker so if
I drop it I'll pick it back up and down it but if I'm on somebody else's floor
Hell no, I don't know what they've been doing. I could have been fucking on that floor five minutes ago. I don't know
You know I killed a staggo right
Oh, what?
Bosh, no
What are you talking about?
What are they doing?
Ah, what's wrong with you man?
man. Can you lock in? We're on Rex's right now. We're on Rex's. You're just goofing around.
All I know is you're from the fucking Appalachian Mountains and it's kind of a different rule
set out there, right? Bro, it's completely different. I'll say you're not wrong.
I'm literally at North Lake. I am at North Lake. We'll start on the path, like towards,
wait, you're at North Lake. I'm on the path to Delta or not Delta. I'm sorry to water
access that path that leads to it. I'm sorry. I'm at water access. I'm at the
All right, well if you start walking on that path you'll see me.
Which path?
Northern path?
I am currently walking, yeah I'm walking south on that path that goes along the beach.
I'm walking south. Okay, I'm just gonna keep standing up here.
I'm getting a little, starting to get a little hungry.
And you're about to grow too, yeah, yeah, we're gonna have to get a kill soon
Are you prime I am 73%
Don't hear that in the bushes.
I see you.
I'm right here to your left.
Wash?
Yeah, I'm just at water access.
Stop.
I know that's you.
Get over here, man.
It's up in the bushes.
Check it!
That's a check.
Can you actually?
He's all throwin it.
I see him.
I see him.
Careful bro.
Got him.
Why did you actually?
Yep.
Really?
Yeah I am.
You know how to kill stuff
The art of killing bro, I was playing with crunchy last night
I was playing with crunchy last night and we're walking just like how we're walking now and he goes wait a minute
there's a trike in that bush and I said what and he goes charge into that bush
I charge in and I shit you now we didn't see him we didn't nothing he heard the
trike breathing in a fucking bush and I nuked him it was insane insane in the
membrane insane in the membrane
I'm insane in the membrane, put a bomb.
Good kill, boss.
Good kill.
All right, I say we do exactly what me and him were doing yesterday.
You run ahead of me.
If you see anything, you run back and you bait it and I kill it.
Worked really well for us yesterday, but I'm going to tell you this, when you're running
something back to me, Bosch, are you listening?
Do I have your attention?
I swerve out of the way so you don't kill me.
You don't turn towards me ever.
me at the ambush and if I miss then you get back involved if I don't miss he's
already dead but just don't I don't want to crush you on accident that hurt my
heart where are we right now okay so we go down this path
get up ahead of me you little jackass
class, you see me running down that valley?
I did see you
I'll just follow you bro, I'm your anchor okay?
I'm getting a little bit slower again though, I peaked at 57-58 now, I'm back down to 54
You have something behind you.
Sarah, come back to me.
Come back to me.
Run directly at me.
I'm just trying to avoid these guys.
What?
Yeah, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Get him, get him, dad!
I missed, I missed.
I could probably kill the smaller guy.
Yeah, if you can, if you crush him you slow him down, but watch your uh, yeah, yeah, you
right next to me.
Okay.
Damn it.
He didn't get close enough.
I went too early.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, boss.
I'm warming up.
They're trying to, trying to do that there, honestly.
Even if I crush him there, the other guy just bites me.
They're too far away, there's an overreach.
Yeah.
That's my bad.
My bad, my bad.
Well, now we gotta get you food.
I know I went way too early.
I should have let him get way closer.
Yeah, he was no hurry there either.
No, I thought they already saw me.
That's my bad.
I have more patience boss.
I'm sorry boss.
I apologize boss.
There is food over here, the far side.
Yeah
Now I think we go around the far way though remember we had this way last time it did not work out
Yeah, you need to be grabbed now aren't you?
No, I'm not you. I am
8.9
Okay, well you can drink you can drink now. You can't can't swim without you should go around over the bridge then right?
Well, I think we can go I think we go far left and we go to that other bridge careful careful. What is the small one?
There's a big one
So why are we going this way we want to go around yeah, we're gonna go to the bridge
There's more people over at the bridge
And if we go around that way and we run into a staggo, there's nowhere for me to really fight him
Get that little bastard
Nice
I'll carry it in your mouth until you're not sick anymore
Exactly what I was thinking
Yeah, I'll get it can carry it for me
I
Seems like he's gargling nut sacks or something what is
Sounds like one of those murlocs from World of Warcraft
in the polls and they're right
good luck tonight thank you Willie
I'm not you kind of go a little bit ahead of me on these pots because I'm just a little bit scared
sounds good
This guy wants to gargle your balls, hutch.
I don't know what he's doing over there.
How do you know what that noise is? I don't think I've ever made that noise on the Dinosugus.
Nope, not fully primed yet, soon TMTMTM though.
Very soon I'll be prime.
Are you still sick?
Yeah, should be gone soon though.
Salt rock over to the right,
but not really a good place to cross.
Should be gone in the next minute or so.
Okay, hold on, let me eat this.
Hold on.
I'm gonna eat this as well.
probably gonna need the body huh yeah I'm about 20% 25% so I'm a little low
all right I dropped his body right here as well I'm okay I'm okay I dropped the
body right at that tree next to the cave I'm gonna keep on walking a little bit
ahead of you yeah I'll get too far just in case it appears when I'm eating
This gator just killed another gator.
Where did you put this Bonnie?
Right next to the tree.
of the game. Yeah so whenever you entomb your dyno it makes all of the mutations that you've
taken you eat it yeah you drink as well it makes all your mutations better and
you get an additional four mutations if you prime again
That little dinosaur is in the bushes over there, going to try and get it.
You hear that?
It wouldn't do much for me.
It's a little dinosaur, so I wouldn't worry about it.
It's very, very small.
I would think it would be good for you.
Might be a little bit of a stomach I
Am 73.6 almost prime
No food.
What?
What?
What?
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
I think we camped the bridge for a little bit.
Yep, sounds like a fine Batman.
Nope, no action, no kills yet.
We missed a Sarah, but the Sarah was very small.
Still very fast.
That's it, that's pretty much it.
so far. Just looking for our first opportunity, man. Our second opportunity. Careful of the
rendering on the bridge, yeah. Very true. Don't want another one of those mishaps to happen.
I say we probably pop a squat until prime. Hopefully we'll get a nice little ambush over
here and then once we hit prime we're good to go. Brother yesterday right over
there to the right me and me and Crunchy are playing IDC. I logged back in and
there is two massive stegos at my login point staring at me and luckily they
were cool people and they allowed me to log in and walk away.
Sometimes it comes down to the person honestly, bro. I was insanely lucky
Oh, as soon as I find out they probably knew as soon as I found out it was hutch I'm after even though
You know you the homie. I would have fucking killed you
That's so fucked up. Yeah, I'm gonna go up in these bushes really quick
I need to use the restroom real fast and then I'm good
Probably gonna go a little higher up as well. You might want to keep a look at that
That path
You probably like to kill unless they're small I'm still not big enough
As long as they're not adult you're you're chilling. I'm gonna use restroom real quick. I'll be right back
Guys watch how fast he is now he says he's going to the restroom
He will be back before I finish the sentence
I was saying it earlier on to the Bosch bunch this guy pisses faster than a racehorse
I don't know what he's doing off-stream, but he ain't going to the toilet watch. Look how fast he's gonna be back
Okay, I'm back
Like guys I want everybody to join the joke in okay
Just start like cacking as soon as he comes back, and I'll say and that's what coach did
Okay, as soon as he comes back in your shop, that's what I'm going to say on everybody be like cat, cat, cat, okay.
Get ready, get ready.
I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure.
He must actually be taking a poop this time.
Oi!
And that's what Hodge did, guys.
Huh?
What's going on?
Why?
I've never had them laugh at anything I've said this much. What did you say that sounds like a you problem, man? I'm a funny guy, but there's no way you said something to bring this much of a reaction. What?
said this much what did you say that sounds like a you problem man I'm a
funny guy but there's no way you said something to drink this much of a
reaction what do you talk about my hands I have a funny guy what did you talk
about my hands I yeah listen let's just move on it doesn't matter it's an
important man okay just focus lock in skype time in the bush or actually go
Don't bait on the bridge, maybe.
He'll stay on the bridge.
You see him?
No, he's just a studie.
It's a full grown dilla over there.
I don't see him.
Yeah, go on the bridge and bait, man.
I think it'll sneak up on you.
We want him to see you.
I want to ambush him when he thinks he can go to drink.
How's your stomach, by the way?
How full are you?
40.
OK.
You see you still see that because I never saw now I just heard him. Oh, okay. Motherfuck you were going on like he was looking across the river waving at you or something. No, you're like, bro, he was right there. He was right there.
you or something no you're like I mean bro he was right there he was right there
kill him
we're so different I would much rather be running around right now
not crouching next to fucking bushes where I can get grabbed
I've seen anything over there.
I thought I heard a bit of bush activity.
So here's the question.
If we keep going along.
Oh, that's a stego.
That was a stego now.
Yeah, stegos.
Where are they?
My side.
to the right as you're looking across the river up a little bit big they don't
send I can't see I can only hear them but they
don't seem like they're that far away
they're probably making their way towards the bridge by way because that's
the crossing point yeah I just want to get eyes on them
before we do anything they sound big
I think I can hear them in the distance stomping, right, right?
Okay.
Start moving out back.
of
It's right whenever I get primed, I'm going to feel so much more comfortable.
Yeah, I guess you're right, Chad's saying that they're blind right now.
still good diets okay stomachs at 50 what's your what's your foods 36
had another fucking stego yeah back the way we came on the path
I'm tough. I'm big boy tough. He's probably he's probably coming this way. I'd say to come across the bridge. Yeah
Like I move anything. I just chill. I
Think you chill there for another minute to see if he actually does come see how big he is
I got eyes here
It's multiple they're talking
What's I hit prime I feel a lot better because I can go in the water and kind of get away
from them as well.
So it's not a terrible spot for me to fight.
Getting some doordash here.
Can we just kill a little bird?
Oh man, I think that's what he wanted. He flew over to me and just looked at me for a bit and I was like
Gave him the quick nod and you know, oh seven
Almost good prime very close very close
And those stagos are probably not coming this way they're back up where we came and they're probably a North Lake at the
migration zone or the PZ. Okay. Looking if I was to think and
guess where that was coming from. If we scalp you you can see
there's a PZ back where he came from bit halfway. Say that's
where they are. Any food around us?
What was that noise?
I was yapping from here.
Oh, there is food back this way.
There is Y and A. You see it?
Not that far either.
And there's a corpse as well, this way up by the river.
It's not be worth having a quick look at.
Yeah, like I said, once I hit Prime, I feel a lot better just because I got Bleed Tech, so.
I'm like 74% so I'm like right there. I'd hate to get in a fight as I hit prime.
Yeah, this food is up here. There's a lot of food. There's a chicken leg.
Yeah, there's a dillo working his way to that food right now. Just went across the water running directly toward you.
you. It's small. You could kill that thing.
Oh wait, see who comes past me in the bush.
I don't hear her to see it. Yeah, I just swam across. It should be approaching
you right now if it's heading toward you.
I can't hear anyone, check out this food.
Oh, Sarah's here.
On my way.
You okay?
Yeah.
Little fucking Sarah.
8-1, finish, kill 1, they're in these holes.
I'm absolutely still locked, I can't do anything, I crushed them.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I'm running, I'm running.
You okay?
I'm lagging, I'm the server's lagging, server's lagging.
Okay, okay, I got, I got, I got a reason to use me.
Server's lagging, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
can i get in, can i get in?
oh i need this food
wait should i sleep now to save my prime?
how close are you? i don't think it's going to be any difference
74% I think I think I have the safe log because if it gets DDoS and I disconnect I'm fucking screwed aren't I
Um
Unconfirmed honestly do what you think is safer than see I'll yeah do it if you want to do it
Yes, I vlog safe log. Are you still like it?
I'm a safe log as well
Yes
It's probably why they're hitting the server to try and prevent me from hitting Prime.
Yeah, listen there, my voice server's been hit by me the last two days like really bad.
I think it's really salty.
What's going on?
I think it's someone who's salty.
Is that what, me playing the game or just at the island general?
I don't know, but there's somebody who's been hitting my stuff because he's salty.
We don't know, but it could be someone who was kicked or was banned from being an idiot
There's coming back.
Weirdos.
Yes, it is, man.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
I hate to know what they smell like.
It says zero seconds until safe logout.
What do I do?
Nothing.
I mean, you can't throw anything there.
I'm on the same boat.
I'm counting down on eight seconds.
Yeah, I'm stuck on zero as well.
Chat's all saying rip prime, that would be, oh no.
Once it hits zero, we should be Gucci.
is telling me it's the warfront. I think we're good.
Okay.
Yeah, I just connected as well. That's crazy.
I just connected.
I'm going to go ahead and open up a ticket just in case.
Geith Prime!
that was more tilting in the fighting game category than Street Fighter and then I played
2XKO and I realized there's a lot of things that can be a lot more tilting.
Well, I think 2XKO is even worse than that.
Like, okay, imagine this.
You're playing a game where someone is in control of two characters that you're fighting against.
Not only are they in control of those two, not only are they in control, they tag them at any point.
at any point. Not only can they tag them in at any point, but they can utilize those characters
that are by not fighting, and they can use their abilities while they're on a different
character. Not only can they do that, but they can break or interrupt whatever you're
doing, or they can call that character in, continue fighting on the character that they're
fighting on, switch to the other character that is behind you and hit you for free.
If you're telling me save it's like I don't know X-Men character Scott Summers. He's on your team
He's not playing right now the active player you're playing with this colossus
Scott Summers Cyclops is like tagged out at the moment. He's having a cup of tea reading the newspaper
He can still Cyclops fucking laser beam you even though he's like reading the newspaper and shit
Yes, so like open up my stream. Oh, let me let me let me paint you a picture open up my screen
Yeah, all right you watching
So, let's say you have a character here, okay?
You have one guy here, little Bosch, and then you have another guy here that you're fighting,
little Summit 1G, right?
You guys are fighting each other.
Your guys are standing on the sidelines out here.
At any point you want, you can call these guys in to the arena, right?
But let's say you were really good at the game and you moved your body to like this
area.
You can call this guy in, have him go behind the player, continue fighting on this guy
and then in like four seconds, let's say this summit's blocking, you can then switch to
the guy who you've spawned in behind him and then stabs Summit in the back with a knife
for free.
And that's the epitome of the game.
And like bro, it is the most frustrating shit you could ever experience.
I think we're back in chat saying we're back in
why you don't you just be the guy doing that said the victim because you got to do 347
for button combinations to get to that point sadly or I would skill issue
Basically
Oh, bro, you won't believe it
I'm gonna eat this food do you need it or no?
I can't get in.
What do you mean?
I can't get in, I'm like, I'm loading, I'm stuck on the loading screen.
Oh, I see you.
Am I in?
You're in.
On my screen, I'm standing next to you.
So I'm in, but I can't press anything or do anything.
Yeah, I'm looking at you that's me
You're gonna die here you're gonna die here little Sarah
For
I think you're over here actually Yeah, I'm sitting next to ya
Alright, I'm trying to whistle as the oil comes back in, I can't get in.
You've gotten large in the last couple of minutes, holy shit.
I
Mentioned has opened the aisle
We've been on this Rex for over 14 yesterday was straight for 14 hours today. We've been live for about an hour
So about 15 hours into this Rex. Yep
Okay, boss is gone. Thank goodness
We don't know if I lost Prime. All we know is that there's no possibility of me saving
it until, yeah, there's no possibility of me saving Prime. That's all I know. And to
be honest with you, I think we probably lost it. It would be 100% real. Which is like an
absolute tragedy for T-Rex's.
There's currently a bug, as I say this all the time.
There's currently a bug in the aisle where if you disconnect from the server, like a crash,
you lose all prime requirements.
So what the DDoSer did was he waited until there was no way of me saving prime DDoS the server,
So I crashed and is hoping that I missed prime
Probably honestly it's probably the same person who cheated against me and killed me a the cheater that killed me
It's probably the same guy
Because you did it around this time yesterday
I'm getting there our message. It's gonna kind of get in right now. Hey god
I
Was thank you this probably the same guy that killed me as a cheater yesterday
Cheater cheater
No, we got killed by a different cheater not the staggo. We had a guy
We killed his boy who was a Maya so he
Turned his cheats on and came over and killed me as a full-grown aloe was like a 30% Maya
I've been killed by five cheaters five cheaters in this game why do you
automatically assume DDoS and not server issues the other servers have crashed
all the time too because it's different DDoS attacks caused the server thinking
it kind of like your car going out. Like it starts to and then it goes down. There's a
very big difference between a server crash, which is usually immediate because it has
like a bunch of information at one time. And Adidas sending in thousands of fake connections
to slowly turn the server off. And I've also had servers myself and I know the difference
between the two.
You watched any of the 007 game yet? You played any of it yet? A lot of people have been streaming
this.
see that it looks cool he not just did like a 15 hour stream yeah I saw he was
streaming there yeah everyone's been literally everyone was streaming
game is dog water. You know, King
Fat, it's pretty incredible that
you banned on a different account
and you made another account to come
in here and tell me that you don't
like the game. That's pretty insane.
He loves me that much, it's a weird type of lovin'.
We're chillin' right now.
wait and see if we get problem or not. I'm just taking a gander, probably find a better
bush than what I'm sitting in. This bush is fucking ass.
His bush is even worse.
Well, they'll see my tail. It's about it.
Just wait on Bosch. Just wait on Bosch, Bosch.
Because you have to go to different locations on the map
in order to save your prime. So let's say I wanted to save my prime.
save my prime. I would have to go right now to the South Plains, which I wouldn't make
it in time, run through the entirety of South Plains and to Prime Lake and in the baby zone.
I just don't have the time to do it, like before I hit prime stage, which is 75%. We
are currently at 74.5. Like your entire lifespan you use and utilize to get your prime requirements,
I have half a percent to get there.
I might be fucked, I don't know.
I don't think any admins are on right now, so pretty rough situation.
uh... they did ask the server still
you will get it
but so
I hope you're right, man.
I
Don't know what is going on I can't get into the game like at all no no server no nothing
Boss
You can't hear me. Yeah, I can hear you can't get into like the server at all nothing. I can't get into the game
Really?
There you go, it's fatal crash it's crashing every time
Really
That's not good bud
Got a me on dog dog
Did you close it did you control I'll delete make sure you close steamed come entirely
Yeah, yeah, can you hear me. Yeah, I can hear you now. Did you do that. Yeah. Yeah, close team verified integrity files and everything. Okay, close the anti cheat and then close team and then relaunch everything.
We're just going to go down to this little path over here.
Oh, we're about to hit 75%
this is incredibly frustrating yeah it's still crashing yep I wish I knew the fix
for you buddy yeah listen I'd had this problem the other day and I restarted all
my shit as well and it didn't even fix it it just randomly fixed
Nooo!
Damn how that missed!
Alright, moment of truth.
We got it.
Oh man, these admins are going to give me a fucking headache, friend.
Alrighty, so we should take, he said take both bleeds yesterday, taking both bleed resists.
All right, we hit it.
Let's go get that egg.
All right, we officially have prime.
Thank goodness.
Do the roar.
I'll do the roar on our next kill
because I'm desperate need of food.
9.4 tons, are we good to go in water
the way till 10 tons nice I'm back I am in the fucking server
that's a night on do you need food right now are you good I need to eat some
fucking fire I am quite hungry right now all right I'm bringing you organs come
back over to the bridge you're gonna have organs on the bridge for you
And
There's one bite left on this body fuck sakes
I'm joking
No, no, no, no, Chad, it's fine. Listen, it's just, it's so frustrating because I don't
think these fucking people understand the lengths that these motherfuckers go to to get
after us. I mean, brother, we play Sea of Thieves, we get DDoSed off of the entire game
of Sea of Thieves. The entire game, rare, a company worth millions of dollars, their
servers are getting DDoS'd so we can't even play their game in front of thousands of people.
We go to Left 4 Dead. Peanut literally gets DDoS'd off of that game. I come to the Isle,
I've been cheated against fucking five times in a month, three times in the last couple
of days and you're telling me that you don't know if the DDoS was targeted at me at 74%
an hour into my stream what are we talking about man what the fuck I'm not even trying
to be that arrogant streamer that blah blah blah blah brother these people hunt me down
in every game I play on every game that I play they DDoS my my my daisy servers they
They eat off the rust servers, they eat off everything.
They are everywhere we go, they follow us, they're little cock suckers.
And it makes me so frustrated whenever I come to these admins and I'm like, hey guys, this
is what's happening, can I get some help?
And they're like, well, we don't typically do that.
Brother, I don't mean to be a jackass or a piece of shit when I say this, this isn't
a typical situation.
This isn't like, I'm sorry.
If we're at the point where it's fuck hutch and I can't get some assistance, I can't play
on the game and that's fine.
Like it hurts my head, man.
It hurts my head.
So I love playing here and I love playing on the server.
It's a great server.
It is just so frustrating whenever I contact them, I'm like, hey, this is the situation
and they tell me I'm fucking crazy or they tell me, oh, that's not protocol.
hey brother I'm these people hate me man they fucking despise me this isn't a
typical bullshit sadly I wish it was
they hate peace they attack his friends bro they hate us all man I had this
problem before Pete I had this problem because of summit now I have this
probably because of summit P and everybody else including me. It just
amplified but it just bro it hurts my head whenever I contact I'm like this is
what's going on and it's like well we don't know that you got prime. Motherfucker
I played for 14 and a half hours straight yesterday. 14 and a half hours you
would have to be actually retarded to not get prime on Rex playing for 14 and a
and a half hours, but you would have to play the most
bitch made way that has ever existed in all of mankind.
I don't know if it's actually possible
to do a Rex run and not hit Prime
unless you don't go to a baby zone.
No, we got Prime.
It's just I hit him up beforehand
and the answer was just not,
it was just,
ah man, whatever.
Whatever we got it is what it is.
just frustrating man very frustrating I'm right here yeah yeah I know I know
it's god damn get that real quick
right here on the bridge see this
you want to do you want to get my
You want to get some mud sorry go on you want to get mud yeah, I think we should always get mud
I'm already mudded up. Oh, you haven't seen my vigilante skin
and
sorry distracted there for a second you're all good
you're all good
All right, where are we going? That's the question.
See, wherever you want.
So we're here.
I say we flow around the highlands.
Something behind us.
So you probably get that, motherfucker.
Get him. No
Lucky son of a bitch. Oh, I knew I missed him at mine as well. I
Know where he was. I just bit to my left and he wasn't there sadly. I
Say so we're walking into the Highlands right now. I
I don't know do we go River Delta or do we go I'm not too sure. What do you think?
Yeah, maybe Delta honestly you think Delta will just walk along the stream
Yeah
No, what you get primary good
Smell for some food.
Yeah, I got I hear give me one second. I hear what you guys are saying man, but I feel like a lot of you guys are missing a lot of information on why I'm
They're very frustrated like we have had people run across the map
Cheaters stream snappers the whole ordeal and every single time I say anything. It's like well, it could have happened
Well, this could have happened. Well, that could have happened. This is like the ninth time. I've since something in been like hey
This guy did when across the map across the entire universe came and killed me went straight into the place where I'm at
Like what is going on and it's always the same thing. Well, we don't know well
We don't know what we don't know but this is like the ninth time something like this has happened
And I get the exact same response every single time it just gets a little frustrating man
It's like the boy who cried wolf except the wolves are actually there and no one fucking believes me and
It just there's a shit ton of food here, but when it just continues to happen and I can I continue to get told
Basically, sorry not happening. It just it's frustrating. That's all that's all
I usually don't say nothing. I usually just eat it and take it for what it is
But after grinding for 14 hours yesterday and getting to the point where some little piece of shit
With a DDoS script is DDoSing the server at the exact time
I'm getting prime after I was stream sniped yesterday by a cheater and killed
It's just bro. It gets
Infuriating man, it gets infuriating and whenever I get a basic response
Like we don't know that you got prime yesterday, bro. I streamed for 14 fucking hours the entire thing is on stream. I
Considered to you. I could have given you more information, but I just get a blanket basically go fuck yourself if you're out of luck
Sorry, but that's just bro. That's that's fucking infuriating then
Luckily, we're good and there's no problems
But man if I would have missed it and that would have been all I had to go on I would have lost my shit. I
I would have sucked so much balls, but it is what it is listen. I apologize for having an outburst
I am only human
But man, I would have absolutely blown a fungus man out of blown balls
Oh there's patches around. Not very large, but be careful.
Yeah, there's like dead bodies here man.
Oh I'm excited. I need all this.
a lot of patches man you weren't kidding holy shit there's a lot of dead stuff
I also like to say chat I love this server I think the server is awesome if
you guys are looking for an idle server to play on this server is 100% a
server you should play on. For me it's a lot different, obviously streaming. You know,
I get different scenarios and situations that you guys are going to get, but it's
definitely worth if you guys are looking for a server to play and have fun on, you
cannot go wrong with playing on this server. In my opinion, one of is not the best.
You should be all full now, huh?
You done with this guy?
Uh, yeah.
Can you open? Can you throw these guys around, please?
Yeah.
I have a little bit of difficulty with them.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
Hold on to that right here.
Hold on to that right here, it's a lot of water.
So you can eat whatever you want.
Here we go.
some more food right here nice you hungry eh very hungry is that a dead dinosaur
piece in the water I think it is something in the water in here I don't
I'm almost 10. I'm not a body drop. I need to be 10 in order to swim, right?
not get grabbed I think it's everything that man I think it's 12
big yellow over there yeah see him my just got his leg broken he's in the bush
the time we don't see him he's in the bushes oh he's fighting a patchy yeah
I might go join this third party this that's be careful. Don't get grabbed by a crock
10.5 not to be grabbed
10.5 okay
Yeah, I appreciate your big fish thank you so much for the the huge super chat bro. I appreciate that
Listen, as someone who's done a lot of stuff with servers, even the best like Cloudflare
still gets the dust.
Now you can put some stuff in place nowadays to prevent or to minimize it for sure, but
even with the best of the best stuff, you still get hit pretty often and it does still
go down.
I think it really boils down to, man, is if they have your IP and anything and any server,
If they have possession of the IP, they're going to be able to beat us.
It's that simple.
It doesn't matter what kind of beat us protection you have.
If they have the IP, they have you.
Period.
Sucks, but it's the truth.
Every part of me wants to go for that body.
Yeah, I feel that.
It's patchy across the way as well.
put it this way though if you just go for that and you die
there yeah it's just not worth the risk of water on there
there's a massive Sarah over there or what is that
it's not a Sarah it's a Teno
it's still not worth it though man look at fights
Yeah, you won't get hurt yeah, for sure
They're acting like they want me to go over there as well
Yeah, I just we can move on
We got some food
Zo, thank you so much for the Prime, man.
They just jump up on the rocks, I can't get them either way, anyway, so...
Oh, body just dropped right here.
Oh, it's nasty, it's nasty, don't eat that.
baby staggo to your left down that hill you can kill that yep right there where
you're going a little bit to the right it's down in there oh he's going in
there. I'm not I'm not chasing the guy, he's got water. He's got a sunburn. Fuck him.
Whether it's not worth it, some like right now, this journey has been too long for me
to do so. It has, it has. No, I'm glad I'm glad you made that choice man. I'm glad you
made that choice. Now if we run any other dino, you don't win in there. I know you would
Just the racks for there, it's like 50% racks, why would you do that?
Yeah, I'm almost 10 tons.
I'm 2.6!
We kind of not, not on chunky, you know?
Oh, we're big.
Oh, there's some food here.
Again, there's more food.
Careful of the bridge, bullshit. I got killed by two invisible stegos on this bridge.
Already?
Yeah, there's like a bug where their bodies clip through the bridge and you can't see them, they kill you.
That noise, that dinosaur?
No, it's something this way. Stegos maybe?
Yeah, multiple. Careful.
they're taking the hobbits to eyes and God eyes and God eyes and God
oh oh Dibble Dibble easy easy easy where is it where is it right on me two
dibbles three dibbles four dibbles yep oh they're out on me yeah come over here
I'm fucking getting fucked up by them. They're attacking me, man. I don't know how he saw me.
Once dead, just back it up, boss. Now we're done. I kill them all.
They're on me, bro. They're charging me.
Yeah, I hear you.
I'm gonna come back towards you.
I can crush these guys now. I can get involved here.
One's dead.
They're going to over chase here, not over chase.
Yeah, I don't.
This one's chasing me again.
Yeah, I'm out of the sprint. I've got the big one.
Yeah, I'm out of here.
Low fat bastards are quick man
I'm gonna shake my ass and look he's coming back and bait him
It's coming in get ready
How are you on a diet I eat this guy
I could just get
Can I
Could do with some a&v honestly, I'm not gonna know beach
Why I'm good on you to meet the wine
Oh after I got the color do it sure
here you go good sir thank you thank you careful of that patchy you kill that guy he's too
quick
Another one right here for you
Thank you good sir
No problem.
There's an arachnid near over here but he's pretty small.
I'm gonna eat the rest.
Big meal, nice.
Very good, very good.
There's a body over here as well. They might have killed some of the patches or something.
They might have killed some of them.
Go check it out.
There's a body here. Yeah, yeah. See it?
I do see it. On the sniff door.
Yeah, I don't know what it is though.
I
Just whatever that is that baby stago got killed
Just gonna eat him. I hate him up eat him up. There's another body over here. I'm gonna go take a look at
oh there's some larger over here how is that vomit sickness bro what oh they
killed the dillo yeah out of here chicken so that little shit bag was so
small they went for a second bun bite of them and I was actually eating this bun I didn't realize
oh no let's carry that with us let's keep going I need to get a safe water drinking
spot in here at some point we might need to go across the bridge though I got my second mutation
why don't you take your second mute uh you should do anything with bleed resistance
probably the first one I think traumatic thrombosis
This food shouldn't be an issue for us so I just got that girthy neck
I just got that hutch MF neck look at that
I'm calling a hutch MF neck you motherfucker
I just got that proper neck man look at this
Alrighty shakin okay so we're good right now
We're good. I say I've camped over here and gotten very very
Profitable from it. So I say we go over here
We'll wait for your stomach sickness. You eat this dillo will bake the body until you can eat it
And we kill anything that comes for it
Water is more than I'd like to get some water. I don't know where this drink is there a safe spot in there at all
No, there is we can turn around. I could just body block for you
Yeah, I just didn't let me drink water so I don't have to worry about and we can go up here
I'm just gonna go right here. So where I want to be
You want to go over there right now
You're high maintenance you're worse than my wife
Now this will be it I have no idea how I made this your mother misses is but listen if she puts up with you
She's got to be a saint so I'm saying
and
all
trios
we don't want that
no we don't
trombone you need to back up
i'm just hiding so they don't see me
they see you and they're like you know we're not worth that bother right now
i dropped that food
You keep us why'd you drop us? I don't know three fucking full-grown alos just walked out of the woodwork some little scared terrified
I should be okay unless they pinned me would be weak enough life
Yeah, I'm gonna do some serious damage. I'm 2.8 tons. Yeah, I agree. I just rather be safe. That's all
It's just that body's right over there
I'll keep an eye on it. I'll posture for it
You should honestly grab that body you're big enough you should grab that body and bring it over here
I don't know where it is. Did you?
It's on the sniff door
No, three prime alos can take down a prime rex if I don't I would be fine, but I just don't want to risk it. I
Don't want to flip the coin this early into the run
Can you pick it up?
Damn.
Shit.
I'll pick it up.
Yes, everything you see is real players, like those little chickens, those are players,
those three alos, those are players, this guy that I'm carrying in my mouth right now,
this is a player, all those corpses that you saw that we munched on, also all players.
How close do you do, vomit, careful one behind you?
I
Stegos
chicken
no people just play chickens i mean it's it's it's you just kinda run around the
map and fuck with people
so what those guys are doing to us right now
Um, those guys can stand next to me and kind of like eat off of whatever, cause I'm pretty
sure chicken's an omni, so we can eat meat as well.
So a lot of the chickens will just follow big guys like me and eat off of what I feel.
I
Know I think boss is just I don't know what he's doing be honest. I
Don't know what boss is doing
Sorry
Fucking ambush me man. You're good. You're good
Yeah, let me shake the body out for you.
I don't know, I can just run you over on me.
You good?
It's just...
These little shit bags, why don't we'll give it to them there.
Yeah, I would have been able to grab them, but I didn't want to kill you on accident.
Break ya.
I'm trying to get past you.
Oh, he's posturing at you another one coming in
Careful there are stegos around and about he comes up from behind him I go to grab
What the nut sack Batman?
I
like I said this area is sick for hunting you do have a Herrera and a tree next to
messages
Didn't look very big
I'm gonna eat while I can in case they do spawn
I'm getting I don't know why I'm not playing right now
I'm gonna be safe log. I
I don't matter for me anymore. I'm true
In the safe longings push this watch
Yeah, come on
You're gonna hit the bush I don't care. I've got a fucking sleep man
What am I going to do with this shit going on as well?
Chicken?
Don't do it.
Chicken! Chicken!
Quit.
Chicken.
No.
I know you're in here.
I know you're in here.
Don't do it.
Get out of here, chicken.
Don't do it.
You've been tolerant of you so long, man.
Please.
Don't do it.
You're part of us.
You're our team.
You're Bartholomew 2.0.
they're one of our lovers don't do it
yes go to sleep low chicken it's okay
oh yeah full server crash
maybe not? oh yeah. well I'm on the zero safe log so I'd say it's probably a full
server crash. you won't say I can calculate.
One pan-feeze!
Oh, one pan-feeze!
One pan-feeze!
Oh, man!
I
No, we already have Prime. There's nothing that they can really do to us at this point
other than DDoS to server or whatever or like in fights. That's pretty much it. I think
they just, I mean, I don't know. I don't know what their goal is on this. And Boss is still
small enough to where, even if they do DDoS to server, we can still get him back Prime.
I'm not too sure, I'm not too sure.
Yeah, dude, I'm hoping we could take the win as well tonight, bro.
I'm hoping we could take the win as well tonight, man.
I am hoping and I am praying.
I think we'll be fine, truly.
Think we'll be just okay
One month each one month each
How tired do you think the nuts gonna be? Bro, he's gonna be exhausted, man.
Have you seen any of the icebreaker stuff on Tarkov? I haven't really watched it too much.
I've seen clips that people like posts on Twitter bitching about like the AI being super good and whatever
Which I mean that's just what get always the negative gets gets the clips and I understand that but
But yeah, I haven't I haven't really been keeping up with it man talk off. It's just not a game I really I
Want to say give a shit about but give a shit about like I just don't really I
I don't know and after I think for me to get back into it have to wipe again
I'm like so far behind now, and I I know how Tarkov works, and I know how far behind I am
So in order for me to actually play it. I think you'd have to wipe again for me to even consider
Because I was thinking about it
I was thinking about playing it and I was like, ah, maybe I'll play Tarkov
It's not really much to play and then I was like I
I do so much shit in order to catch up, and then when I catch up, then I finally be able
to do the update.
By that time, the update is already dead.
You know.
Exactly, Nuke.
Me too.
I want to play, but I feel like I can't.
I thought they were done with wipes.
Hi, brother.
I couldn't tell you what Tarkov's done or what Tarkov's doing.
I've been out of that loop for years now.
I don't know.
I have no idea and I've said this before and y'all going to think it's a hashtag ad, but
I don't care.
If I had to play like I wanted to play an extraction shooter again, I'd play Delta.
Delta's like we're our greatest but Delta is in my opinion the most polished version
of that category.
I wish that they didn't go with the way that the art style is, because I feel like that
pushed a lot of people away from it.
You know, a lot of people are like, I don't want to play Delta, it's, you know, to Uwu
where I don't like the abilities or whatever, but in terms of performance in a game, I feel
like that game's performance goes up there with some of the best of them.
You back in yes, sir
You need food are you good big staggo really big staggo
can you kill the stag out or yeah I do need to
yeah I don't think it's full grown but it could be it's walking the opposite way
Okay, cross bridge. It's not full gun. Yeah, I don't think so either
I'm a week you'll fight that if you want I'm in
Yeah, we can him
I'm just afraid of the other stegas around
Okay
Yeah, I'm not too afraid of one staggo two staggos. I'm a little afraid of but once they go I'm not oh
What the fuck my YouTube stream you having stream issues as well
Oh, we're back. Okay, cool.
Server issues. What happened?
You know, and everyone's coming into me during the fucking game today. I don't know what's
going on.
Dude, I hate that.
When everybody needs you, you're just like, I'm trying to work, guys, please.
So like, we got another car there,
it's been a week and I've said to my Mrs. friends,
what, our old car, I'll look,
I'll just give it to them, no problem,
but it needs a little bit of work done.
Yeah.
So my Mrs. just comes in on to me.
She's like, yeah, they're here, so they wanna know.
And I was like, I need to bring it to the mechanic
to get a quote and they're like,
they need to know how much it is.
And I was like, well, he's not gonna tell me
till he fucking fixes it and do this and then do that.
And like, but they're here.
And I was like, well, you didn't tell me
when can you leave at time.
Tell me an hour ago. Well, that doesn't help me cuz I'm screaming and now I'm streaming and then she's like well
What you're not coming was it no?
Man
Okay, I don't know man. It is one of those days bro. It's just one of those days
So exactly just give me some heads up. Let me just plan things everything's okay. I don't mind it
But it's like we're all it's not ending happen now. It's like no, it doesn't it doesn't
Especially when we're giving them the car, there's not even to happen right now!
Oh dude, like yeah, and it's, look, it's stressful because for me, like, right, they want the car
and I'm like, we can give it to them, but it's like, I feel bad giving it to them because we've shit done
and they're like, they don't care! I'm like, okay, so my missus comes in and she's like, oh, wow, there's a good bit.
It might cost this much to the door and she's like, what?
I was like, look, I'll fucking pay for it and she's like, well, why would you pay for it?
Because I feel bad giving it to them to put money into this car that they don't need, you know what I mean?
I'm at the stage where I'd just rather get rid of the car because I feel bad giving it to them for free.
Look behind us, what's that?
It's a little dry antenna, man.
Well, antenna will start to get a difficult situation here.
Yeah.
I
Well, you like that one you can see that little ground
Look at him. No, he's ass. No is ass
This is what happens this is who you're trying to kill now look at you
I'm gonna drop ya!
I'm gonna drop ya!
No drop, I'm ready to eat that guy!
He's dead.
Oh, there goes that.
Come on, chicken. Let's go.
Let's get out of here, Bartholomew.
I think Raptor's on our diet, though, is it?
I'm not too sure.
too sure. I'm gonna eat that guy just because I need to.
Never trust a chicken. Never trust a chicken. Never trust them. They gonna win your heart.
They gonna make you think that you love them. But you can never trust a chicken. You never
trust a chick. I need a drink man. I'm gonna go to the same spot then here. Yo is that full size chat? I can't tell.
I don't think that it is.
Wait, we're not in the same group anymore
Yeah, I think I'm gonna beef with this thing. Hey, no, I don't want to
Yeah, he isn't we're killing that guy stay on his ass I don't know where he is right in front of us
He's not small. Oh, yeah, he is
He's looking for friends. He's gonna go into the water, man. I'll be big enough
I love the I can't chase from the water. Oh shit big two racks big allo going for him Rex. Oh, that's a Rex
Oh two Rexes get out of here. I
Think those are the same guys as yesterday
today maybe I need to drink though like pretty badly need a body block me yeah
well I think we need to get out of this area yeah that guy's dead yeah
I think that is Ragnar but I don't know the black one the other one that was cool was
an Oreo. That guy's not an Oreo. That's a Mela. No, not Gagnar. It's, uh, what was
his name? Gagnar. Ragnar. Was it Ragnar? Ragnar. Ragnar. Gagnar is your boy and Ragnar is...
That's the T-Rex. Yeah. You got excited about it. You're like, no, no, I'm not that guy.
Okay, sounds good. Still love you though. Thanks for not killing us.
Oop, Gagna Style!
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, style!
Aaaaaaah, sexy lady!
Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!
How funny, the stego runs from us and runs into two T-Rexes, poor guy.
We're gonna drink right down here, not in these lilies, it's a little, uh, it comes
to a tit. Right over here. Yeah, you drink right at the tip of that tit.
Oh, the chicken's back!
Hello, chicken.
You know what, though?
I don't mind like little chickens like this just fucking falling around the birds, but
There will come a point where this bird or this chicken will have thought of this
Through so many adventures that I will just start getting pissed off focused on the chicken
I missed the T-Rex that's ready to pass on me because I'm giving it to the chicken
And that will ultimately get me killed
I think of it kind of like having KFC right next to us, you know what I mean?
When he's small like this, I'm on no chicken
But when you get some some girth to you you get you you go from a chicken leg to a chicken thigh
I might have to
I don't know how he's alive to be honest
Okay, let's get back on this.
150 drope waves.
Forget it, brother.
Today has been a day, brother.
Oh, chicken!
One of those days, where you feel like, you know, the last three hours, if you've done
nothing with your stream, or you're like just in general, and your head's all over the place.
Yeah.
Making more of those days for me.
Yeah, yeah.
And I'm feeling like yourself or you're just feeling like everything's against you.
Oh, no, man.
I
Will you chase an after you chasing the chicken again over there's man. There's a huge ass Maya in front of us
A boy there as well. Oh walk towards that Maya walk towards that Maya posture. He might not see he definitely sees you
Yeah, there's no way. Yeah, there's no way he hasn't seen
me. Me, however, he may not have seen me. Maybe he hasn't seen you. He's going straight
to you. Oh, I think that was just painful. I got him, chicken! Calm down, chicken! I
I got him!
Fucking raptors man, get out of here you little shitbags!
The chickens just going crazy, just starting to attack them!
Hey, here's your perfect diet big dog!
Eat up!
I'm seeing some beef.
I'll tell you what I'll tell you what
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Here, a little, a little raptor here.
Take that.
You feed the raptors?
We're going to have a whole congregation over here.
We already do, man.
All right, thank you.
They're all good?
Yeah.
Oh, sorry, chicken.
oh oh shit the Raptors killing the other Raptor what the fuck pretty
stop it hey hey I respect it I respect it I truly do oh my god he killed the
Raptor and then he fucking ate him
This guy doesn't give a shit about nothing check it. Let's get out of here. This guy's a psychopath
Goodness gracious, we don't want to do the roar because there's two prime rex is not too far away from us
There we go, the roar, there we go, the roar.
I love you daddy!
What was that?
You did a roar, you know that's the quote, check!
Do the roar, do the roar!
Oh, really?
Do the roar, I love you daddy!
Yeah.
Track three, man.
Where's the track four? I think it's track four actually.
Look right there, next to us, look between us.
I think he's, I think he's
DC. Can we stay here and stay?
Scare him when he comes back in.
Do the roar.
You need to look up that clip, man.
I can't believe I know you're talking about the little fat kid that goes through the roar.
I'm not a lollipop.
Yeah.
I love you daddy.
No, patchy.
No, he's DC'd protect him.
actually fuck them let's watch the patchy kill him
wow that she's not gonna kill him oh oh yeah there you go oh man
The reason for their existence oh man you tell you the chickens going after him these people are cold oh
Stay home
Poor guys gonna wake up wash you die from fall damage, bro
Chickens blood thirsty
Yo Kiyoka, I thank you so much for the 1000 bits man, I appreciate you bro, hopefully
really goes great.
I'm walking
I'm walking
show up to scan yeah we can what are we
10 and a half yeah we're good
10 and a half I'm good right Bosch yeah
give me one second chat wants to see the
scan
You're still beefing with that patchy boss. Oh, he's coming back just to be a dickhead
I'm gonna kill him eventually
It's like, how he's only fucking with you!
I mean, I'm the small one who he can, he wants to go and bonk, right?
That's called the vigilante scan.
The only way for you to get the vigilante scan is by killing a...
Okay.
This is called the vigilante scan the only way for you to get the vigilante scan is
By killing a
Okay
Got him!
Who's cooking here now, motherfucker?
Just a little patch. He did nothing to you I
Pick it on the innocent man
and
all that that she's not going to be bothering us anymore
good work boss she killed an innocent patchy that didn't deserve death
good job there was nothing innocent about his behavior over the last twenty
five minutes
man just kill him again.
Hahaha.
He wants the truth.
He can't handle the truth.
Alright, let the hunt begin.
The little girl's good.
How are you doing on diet, man?
Should be really good, right?
you are a crack kid ok a certified mind my fucking this is gone like the last
Yeah, because you're in like the lowl period you're in the period of where it's like oh, I can ambush but I can't really fight nothing
Without probably dying. I feel it
Yeah, I just haven't locked in since the like the PC crashes and my kid are coming in and my missus coming in and then like
you know
All right, where are we at right now? We are off the Delta
Okay, so I say we go up here. We'll check this area up top
And then we'll go around and all of these woods all these woods is a good hunting ground
You want to play babe
Oh
Yeah, chest not wrong wait you guys think this is a bad route should we go around everything I?
Mean I guess this is where those two
Those two primes could be I think we go farther around those two primes could be over here
Around the world around the world. Yeah, I think so
The only other place we could go is we could go back into the jungle
But that would lead us to the South Plains, and I don't think either of us want to go anywhere near the South Plains right now
That comes the point
What the fuck is going on to the southern place. Oh, you want to play this game one second? I gotta go to war. Give me one second
One second, one second, I gotta go to war, I gotta go to war, let me know what I'm about
to die.
Gentlemen swords out, gentlemen I come to you today to not ask but demand your allegiance
with this great cause of war towards the infam.
I have one question, I have one question, are you ready gentlemen?
I need five two no neck five two no neck in his chat right now five two no neck
spam that motherfucker attack attack attack attack attack attack attack right
down attack get them get up get up get them beat me back you talking about
Nick Merck's thank you even I know that agreed even I know that man holy shit he
has a sword abort abort back down back down he actually has a weapon back down
everybody come home come home come home come home watch out watch out watch
out holy shit he has a sword ready pull that out of what the fuck look at this
guy look at his he has he has a damn sword bro like John snow
I had no idea how prepared the enemy side was though got sketchy there first
set. Poof. That is true. I'll just be brought back as a zombie. And let's be honest, we
don't know if he's actually dead. He could have survived the fall. You know? Crazier things
have happened and people have survived worse shit and he was a zombie that's
what I'm saying Pedro Pascal did fucking dominate him until he got cocky and then
the man to discage is always a alright we have now adopted a new friend we have
a true dog now
I think of it kind of like I'm a great white shark and these are like the little fish that
want to eat off of the big fish that I kill.
No, no, no, no, no, Jack.
You are not allowed.
Listen, Jack asks you, if a TV show or movie has been out for 10 years, it is the 10 year
role. You cannot be upset about us talking about a TV show or a movie that has been out
for ten years that is on you. That is on you, period. You had plenty of time to watch it.
That's like me spoiling the Bible on you by saying yo, go away guys, Jesus Christ is next
to your heart.
He came back he came back he comes back guys. He comes back. Oh
Man, I was looking forward to hearing that part posh
Spoilers you go into the passion of the Christ by now games. You're gonna call him looking forward to this
I don't know what's gonna happen. I don't know where this is going. What if he's gonna hit the respawn
Come on.
Lock in, boot ahead.
Dude, that ending.
I don't eat the little things that little tiny Belly isn't gonna give me shit and it's gonna
somehow be poisoned and I'm gonna throw up and want to die in real life. I refuse. Also pretty
sure this road leads you literally to where I was gonna go the first step but does six, sweet,
wonderful. Well, the Rexes are up here. Kill Bosch first, that's all I ask.
I'm faster, I will outrun you this time. I will literally break your leg as I'm running but
ask you to survive
You just missed the whole point of high and faster than you. No, I'll see them first
I'll see you guys you're fucking 80 years old. You don't you won't see him as fast as I was nimble and
Survective
Yeah, right. Yeah, right. See I don't I don't I don't expand unnecessary energy. I'm why I imagine
Oh little guy little guys coming for you guys coming in shit
What the hell are you talking about?
Oh, little Sarah. Look, here he comes in. He's coming in again.
Chicken's got him. Ninja chicken's got him.
Get him chicken! Get him chicken!
Oh, that chicken sees blood. He wants him dead.
I think we just go right back over to river delta. I mean
What happened the last time we did a racks row? I feel like I died to some bullshit
It was the car. No, I picked the fight with a car. No, I realized it was bad
I backed off you were too deep you got murdered it you cursed my name for days for
I saw was a dust clad
This fucking Prime Carnot ate me one bite as I was a 42%
That's not how I remember it at all
I fucking jumped over to your stream five minutes later to at least see your dad screen
when you came back to avenge your homie and you were in a fucking bush giggling
And I...
I pulled all fields away
And I grew the Prime on that run
Yeah you did you son of a bitch
Hahahaha!
This'll be our first primes together if we can get you there.
Yo, chill, bro. Fuck me. Chill the beans.
What are you doing to me?
What?
Why did you fucking say that?
Say what?
Oh no, but just fucking three hours without thawing on me. Fine, boss.
Brother, you just jinxed me to high hell.
I'm just confident in your skill and ability to survive on this game.
God forbid I'm confident in my friend.
I have been hard carrying, you know, my awareness, my deceptiveness, my, you know.
Yeah, yeah, sure, yeah.
I'm just like about to...
Let me know when you start getting hungry, we'll go and...
Off the beat, man.
I'm chilling, I'm like 90% tuning.
So I'm just kind of like, roaming around the outskirts looking for like a growing stag...
Or growing...
You should be a little bit of campy campy, bridgey bridgey for a little bit, honestly.
I'm just nervous man those two big s t-rexes are in around this area. I
Know the green one the green one we met yesterday. You probably remember that
Fucking how did I let my big tone it'll get that long shit?
Sorry, what were you saying just looking at my foot there for a second
I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you. That's what I'm saying. What is wrong with you?
What the hell is wrong with you?
And this nuts the most alive that you have felt in this goddamn stream for the last 15 minutes
You have me the time for that. Okay. Oh my gosh. The chicken has a kid. There's two chickens
We might have to take this to a paternity test.
Oh my god, look, I can't eat that chicken.
I'm sorry.
I could eat a chicken, I would, but I can't.
I'm thank you.
Thank you so much for the gift chicken.
Oh, a bigger chicken.
You got two chickens.
I thank you, thank you for the coconut chicken.
You got Bartholomew, the second.
What should we name the little one?
Rufus, Bartholomew the second and Rufus.
Junior, I like Junior.
Junior is his name, I proclaim it.
Do you want to camp this gate right here?
I would probably go a little further north.
You don't like this one?
I mean we can.
I just figure anything coming through here would be something that
like is juvenile doesn't want to die. That's why I was talking to Crutch yesterday and he was
saying that going in any of like the Delta those areas you're gonna run into stuff that want to
fight but going on the outskirts of things you run into things that typically don't and they're
growing that makes sense yeah yeah absolutely but this is this might be way
too far out let's just keep on
No, my running days are past us.
What about in-game running, Hutch?
I'm about to slap you across the nipple with a barbed wire fence.
Shut up!
Yo, I thought I heard some of these bushes right here.
of
Got a mean bite bro, got a mean bite.
Yeah, look out Bosch.
Okay, focused over there, Irish.
You say we eat Bosch, not a terrible idea.
strap. Also, Bosch, you should be, you should be leading. Give something some confidence.
they see me they run they see you they chase
of
just call me a pussy that just registered
i started singing hutch has a mindjohn in my stream as well
see you know that's insane that's insane by the way this is uh pretty much exactly where those
directs and stuff uh yeah pretty much exactly where they merged that staggo yeah yeah like like if
there was like a perimeter you know like i do not go there we are in scorching red circle
I need to go pee though, so don't die while I'm peeing.
Oh, great. Yeah, yeah.
That's nice, man.
Amazing. Great, great, great stuff.
By how long do we think this pee's gonna last?
I'm giving it under 45 seconds.
Look how fast this is. This is gonna be crazy.
Okay, so he's gotta get up, go to the toilet, you know, let out.
You know, however long he's got to pee and he's got to shake off.
Come back, sit down.
You're thinking a couple minutes here, but we'll see. He'll be back before I even finished his sentence. I swear to God.
This guy is the quickest. He can hold records for speed peeing.
it's actually slower today someone's up
Oh look you see that was like there you go there you go
What are you saying there you go for
What do you mean there you go
Same to the chicken there you go the food
Bro stop why is everyone spamming KKW every time I come back
I don't know man, ask your chat.
You do know though, you do know.
Do I though?
Do I?
You do.
You do.
You do.
Do I?
You do.
Oh my gosh, I smell the carcass of that stego to our left.
I just ate that, that's a little shit-bite corner.
Well, there's food over there.
Do we want to walk over there?
at this stage oh look there's something on the hill up there
looks like an all out back by the see it over the far side
on top of that hill oh it's a pack of all those
yeah it's the three guys we saw it around
no those are rex's I think yeah those are the rex's
those are the rex's
chat rex's or alos i think those are rex's
i don't wanna go that way man what are you doing to me
why are you going along the fucking water
because you can't get grabbed, well guess what motherfucker, I can't!
I see we swim across this pond real quick.
It will cut our journey down so fast.
Okay well let's go along, let's go left, let's go left.
Let's go up to that bridge that we were camping earlier on, I think we go back to that one.
That was good.
That was some action Jackson bridge.
Yeah, but there's two Rexes on that side of the water, we just looked at them.
No, no, no.
The bridge before that, remember where we were coming down from the North?
Like there was a bridge that we were chilling at where we kept crashing?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's just, well again, that's up and around them.
We're going the complete opposite way of that.
Oh, I mean if we had to laugh we're gonna look towards it, right?
You're worse than my wife.
You're locked into AT&T today?
CS go, you're a 5-line squad, so I'm still teaming games tonight?
Yeah, it's myself, Doublelift, NadeShop, Pina, and Yvonne, versus a bunch of other people.
Our team is the best well-rounded team there is.
I think we got it in the bag.
Boss, thank you so much for the three months, this is the low phase list in chat, we're
going to get into some PvP, we're looking, got to remember everything's terrifying of
us right now other than those two other rexes, so we just got to run into something and ambush
it, get to an area, we're just kind of roaming right now, we're not, the routes we're taking
isn't the routes where we're going to see a thousand people, but we'll hopefully catch
that one guy who's just been growing and trying to-
I might be you, it wasn't you actually, sorry.
Alrighty, you start leading.
yes is the vigilante skin
some over here
big big small
pretty big
I talked or was doing something
be careful you're a good distance from front
Yeah, I think it might have been a staggo, you know?
I guess he's still there, you know.
Talking?
So there's probably two.
Guess who's back?
Steve's live with chicken?
Nope.
Pat Patchy.
Oh, come on.
Oh, I thought that was a spear, girl. Feels bad.
Okay, I'm on the bridge. You see it up on the bridge ahead.
Are they Arlo's?
They're Arlo's, I think.
You see them? We can kill them, whatever they are.
Yeah, two of them.
Rex's.
They're Rex's?
I don't know what they are. You see them on the bridge?
They're like, stuck in animation. They're watching us here. They're doing the weird bridge glitch.
I don't know if you can see him. They're on the bridge.
Looks like a Rex.
You see him? He's looking over us.
Middle of the bridge. Do you see them now?
Yeah. Oh, there's the Rexes.
Yeah, they're big as well, I think.
They're cool.
There's two called.
Yeah, that's on your hold.
They must be fine then.
They too called.
Well, also, they're not...
OHHHHHH!
Ha ha ha, it's crunchy!
Yeah, we're good.
I'm pretty chill, alright, and everything.
Well they're hunting this way.
They came from the opposite direction.
Um, the distance?
Yeah, it's Apache.
Um, we can venture back up towards the islands.
Yeah, we could.
might be the best way I mean what I I forgot how painfully slow the racks
grow was yeah dude it's it's insane prime is Jesus Christ like that's top five
life achievements right there you know oh yeah it's a big commitment man it's a
huge commitment
Rufus is right there.
So here's our decision we need to make.
We go Highlands, if there's nothing there, we're going to be...
Highlands unless I am prime.
No Highlands.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Northlake.
Northlake.
We go Northlake.
We check out Northlake.
I say we go...
We can go around the perimeter to our right and we'll go to that...
All those industrial places, go see if there's any trikes or staggos growing over there.
I typically find some like around that path and then after that, we'll go to North Lake.
But by that time, if we don't find a kill or get a good meal, you're going to be hungry.
So we're going to have to make some decisions.
I do have two, you know, AFC found the huckets.
Yeah.
Just don't tell them.
Tell them to make them look at the flowers.
Look at the flowers.
Slow chickens.
Look at the flowers.
I need to watch the last Samurai again.
You know that?
That was a fucking great movie.
The last Samurai was a fantastic movie.
Yeah.
Were you hearing that?
You hearing that?
What's that?
What's that?
It's far, it's far.
Bring it here, it's in here.
Far knows, rafters.
Far knows.
Um, we can go right and go along the beach.
Chad, do we go along the beach or through the forest?
I don't know which one's better.
forest I feel like the beach is where the staggos don't go
oh
he's after our chicken friends thank you no one touches the chickens
You got like good chicken places in Florida?
I mean we only have like from America we only really have like F.C. and that's kind of
I don't know.
What's the best like high end fried chicken place?
First off, watch your fucking mouth, okay?
Kentucky fried chicken is a staple within the chicken world.
It's number one.
Now.
Have they dropped their standards a little bit?
Sure.
I don't know what happened.
We know about the Colonel guy.
It's okay, man.
Hey, get that motherfucker.
Well, we missed our opportunity.
There goes the Sarah.
Good job, Bosch, you jackass.
The chicken is going to have to do all the hard lifting over here.
I'm going to eat my cheeseburgers.
Since you want to take a break, I'll take a break.
Let me eat some cheeseburgers!
Ha ha!
Ah, cheeky man, you're right.
Keep up to your turn.
You should lead!
It's not a burger. I thought it was. It's a grilled chicken sandwich.
You are a heavy boy, I can hear you from the bottom of it.
Yeah, I'm trying to get some good spacing.
That's you, behind you.
I'm gonna need time.
I
Really miss our greater streams we all do bro
We all do man
Sadly
That's what happens when games don't don't help us man like
Not even about just the content part
It's like bro, like we were getting cheated shrimp snipe every single day all day long
Like we can only do that for so long before I like playing games just like you guys like playing games, you know
That's the reason why I do it
When I can't play the fucking game, I can't play the game. That's what happened with
With the aisle. We just literally couldn't play the game
I'm locked in.
Lock in, Bosch.
I'm locked in.
It says you, you're really like inhaling cheeseburgers over there.
It's a grilled chicken burger.
Bitch.
You did say cheeseburgers, son.
I did. I did.
Let me know if you smell something.
Your AT&T tournaments in two hours?
Mm-mm.
70 SD.
Five hours.
Let me ask you this. No. Four hours. I can't do fucking math. I'm stupid.
Um, will you ever grow Rex again after this?
Yeah, of course.
Oh, okay, so you don't hate it.
Oh, of course not. This is long, man. Sometimes it can get to a point where you're like,
You know me man, I'm a fucking ADHD action junkie. You know the long rows are fun, but sometimes for me
Especially at this point and you've already been mentally taxed all day. I hear it
Yeah, and also when you go live, I'm like fucking for you, man. I forget that
It's like eight o'clock 8 p.m. My time
Damn that is insane
I
Good can I get a DC?
Thank you much make it choppy make it snappy snappy you better hurry up woman
Thank you. Love him and a nice
Yeah, I don't know where I brought us to be honest with you
Nope, where do I? How about you take the lead from now on?
Unless you make some stupid call then I will override your lead and take back lead
Well, then what's the fucking point meeting man, and I'm not really
you ain't leading unless you are committed to the leader and if I you're not committed to the leader then you fucking lead bitch
you're leading that's an order as the leader
you know what the leader says I'm gonna rest this ball sack on top of your forehead
I got the phone
present it
I ain't louder, we need to get to that shit
True
I'm almost done eating can I look back in
How many burgers is a normal order for you just one
Just one burger one chicken baga
Now if you to bass me about a month and a half ago to no doubt
I got no condoms I'm eating fries right now but they're like I don't even know
what they're truffle fries you do the fancy fries and shit I just like
straight-up salted I don't like any this Cajun special taco I just need to be
fries
cheese are okay
let me tell you something
until you try truffle fries
or parmesan fries
watch your fuckin mouth
watch your tongue
you uncultured swine
im European brother
we call culture to your country
yeah bullshit and you know what we brought
freedom in return
my ball nothing buddy freedom brought nothing let me get some usa's in the
chat USA USA yeah what the fuck is Ireland brought to the table huh you
know what man the Scots were the one who fucking fought for it
probably probably pounds a pound I mean you look around the world in every
kind of category you guys abroad is calling them a greger we are fucking over
achievers man we are we listen we you know how many people in America claim
Irish heritage because they're so proud of Irish it did they do you know where
that's just where they're from claim you know what people in America claim
Ireland over America and they're from America? We got no American Arkham in America.
I've lived in a lot of different places and I've met a lot of Irish people. I don't
think anyone has ever claimed Ireland over the U.S. I think people are proud of
their heritage because heritage is a big thing in America. Italians quite
claiming a tally in there. There's definitely people who say they're Irish ahead of America.
I wonder. I think, I think it's in different contexts though. I mean, I could be wrong.
I could be 100% wrong. I got no, listen, I love Ireland. I think Ireland and, I mean,
as someone who's got a little bit of Irish in them. Be careful. Lock and lock and lock and lock and
lock in bodies gates just be careful oh shit
oh shit we're in this area okay careful bubba
this is a perfect ambush spot it is bad bodies hey you brought us to a good spot good job posh
clean up this whole shebang i want all this food
There's an A in the forest so I'm gonna go to that.
This is the perfect one, everyone in America is a mixing pot, so you identify where your
family originally or originated is a regular talk because you obviously are already America.
Bang, eat his whole ass, Bosch.
Um...
As an Irishman born in America, I was educated here when she moved to the Pregnant, I claim
Ireland.
I mean, I'm not an Aryan, but it's definitely like a lot of people in the States who would
identify with Arles as their heritage, as their country.
No, it's not spasms, it's just a little tiny pea-sized patchy that's just fucking head
button there's shit out of there where are you over at eastlake we're like at the far
side of the swamp at eastlake well over here as well is what's in there
Oh, you hear that?
Mm-hmm.
or all that's is that go?
crouch you motherfucker.
I don't see him.
Step ahead.
Close.
You're not gonna.
Very close.
Two of them, there's one this way.
Very close.
of
I don't know where they went man.
around here. You think they're for sure outside the wall? One of them was. They
didn't send it inside. There's a captain of the fence here though.
Worrying thing is why haven't they talked again though?
Not too sure.
But you pissed me off dude rather be pissed off than pissed on remember that take that to the grave
Rather be pissed off and pissed on
Imagine how mad you be if I start pissing on you
Have a little bit patience there
I
Need your shit right now
I mean we've been crouching for a good bit. I just don't know a
I also haven't heard them get up to move
Yeah, I don't know if I'll find this time in here.
I don't know if he's here.
I'm not too sure I say we start going to that a
My stomach's getting almost about 50%
Hey, the chickens creepin' too next to me.
Yeah.
Oh shit, there's something behind you.
The chicken.
Oh, the chicken?
Yeah, that's our chicken.
That's a chicken.
He got big.
Yeah, bro.
We just got fucking massive out of nowhere.
He's hunting with us, boss.
Can't hear you.
You're muted, by the way.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, it's a chicken.
he's hunting with me he's locked in how'd you let those stegos get out of
here Bosch damn it you were you were dark comms for fucking five minutes sorry
about that you know how it goes I feel bad reading chat and you guys haven't
listened but then I forget so then I overmute my bad it's supposed to talk
man yeah but I got roasted for using push to talk whenever we were playing
because I was trying to make comms and I was trying to also move around I was
pressing like 19 buttons at a time and I kept not pressing the right one at the
right time and so I just stopped using push the top and I used to push them
yeah but while you're rolling and you're doing everything trying to press that
button and between all of your inputs just adds that one more layer.
This is this is the arc. Yeah, I hear that.
You ain't doing any roll in here.
Oh, I hear that.
You literally just fucking hold your left click, man.
It's your attack.
It's your. I'm not to hold a left left hook to your jaw, you know.
Maybe
Do you hear me what nothing
Good work chicken stay a stay on the ready chicken stay on the ready
and
and we had to just miss those
there goes so sad
yeah they were definitely talking do you know what they might have been talking
one of them might have seen us
and said something and then that's what might have been the comms
Yeah, I could have been T-Rex is coming
You just really never know
Coming here me fuck I
Think it's a baby car now. Yeah, it's a Sarah. I missed him
Is it fighting you or no?
Oh no, I missed him once and he ran into the shrubbery.
Don't worry, Papa's gonna take care of you, Bosh.
Come here, you need me to cuddle you?
It's gonna be okay, buddy.
Papa Homer!
Yes, Peppy.
Have you ever seen that Simpsons episode?
really the cowboy you're so learned it's learned happy Pepsi how do you talk
about that on Simpsons dude pop culture knowledge the episode where you dox
Pepsi patent is a little like
you know big brother folks through the big political round shot that's
Where are these damn staggos at, man?
That patchy is back again!
holy shit
the body drop
There's a body nearby though. There's a chicken leg up here
You need food and patches jumped off of a fucking rock
You know that actually can you body block me?
Please sir, could you body block me sir?
What is happening here?
You might just walk away from the water and then come back.
There's definitely a circus there I could hear him.
See him? Little shit bag there.
Yeah, I see him.
They think comes for you and ain't gonna make it out alive.
He's doing some swallowing right there. Look at him.
If I try, if I try, it'll break.
I'm gonna go to this a don't venture too far now
I'm thinking something might have died to gravity here
Yep, I'm going after that
Alright, I'm going to start getting the move on towards this side.
Where's that gate lead?
I don't know where the hell we are.
The bore.
Put your stomach up.
Um...
The snake's room.
Take it.
here you I mean I'm about the same but you need to die trying to get you grown
oh my god man
fucking son of a bitch scared this shit enemy you fucking right click me by I
We need little fucking tiny little claw hands.
Something big near me.
Yeah, I hope it fills you.
That's fucked up.
I actually think it was just my own steps that scared me.
Where are you going?
Hey.
Huh?
We're going to the gate brother.
The gate?
chicken leg over here, I think someone died off the mountain
nothing like him being a clip into your own shadow
hey, motherfucker was looking at me wrong
I was looking at myself from
you know what I'm saying?
I don't know that's right. That's right. It's unattainable. I think. I don't know what it
Big or small?
Oh, not big.
Alright, when the server comes back up, we need to have a successful kill.
We need to have a successful...
It will be very important that we kill something.
Very important.
I say we log out right over here.
We'll see if any staggos or trikes or anything walk off this mountain.
does happen we'll be chilling if it doesn't happen we'll be dying now I
don't think we'll be dead but we'll be we'll be in a rough spot I can't lie to
a little longer
All right
You love it
Yep
All right, what time is it 2 14?
I'd say we swap over to CS at around four about an hour and a half you guys down with that
Get some good practice in some good hours in and then we'll be ready
Foxy s well you're not competing for $200,000 today. I am I gotta go crack. I gotta get ready for my team. I
I got to make sure I'm more than prepared.
I'm going to swap now because I'm a joke broke.
Here's the thing, I have grinded to get to this point on my rex.
I'm trying to benefit.
I'm trying to get in a fight with a try, get in a fight with some stegas, I'm trying.
I'm trying. We're looking. It's going to take time. Everything's scared of us now and everything's going to be trying to avoid us.
Oh, no, you're not wrong.
What's a good starter are you talking about for Dino's Sarah?
It's never restarted, yeah.
As long as I don't strain myself.
Can you strain yourself playing video games?
Is that possible?
Yes? How the hell do you strain yourself playing video games?
Sneezing
You sneezed and lost your voice one time I
One time I sneezed and it took me out crazier things it happened
It is up my friend it is up
All right boss you there this motherfucker
Bosh, Bosh, Boshy, Bosh.
Come on in, come on in, come on in.
Okay.
What's the game plan, bro?
You tell me, man.
What's the game plan, bro?
I think we go up, we go up into this open area,
we go to that area, the, what's it called,
the thank you, Majic.
Low compound, and then we go to the lake.
Okay, I'm done.
Motherfucker.
I'm opening up my website, getting the map up, and Ka-Blam.
Alright, let's go.
Where you at?
I'm just here, right beside you Alright I'm walking towards that field
Pretty much on the beach Hello?
yeah I'm still looking for you keep on on the beach just look to the beach yeah
come north come north go north on the beach you'll see me
yep I see you I see you
Yep, the chicken's back.
The chicken is back.
Alright, we'll go through this tunnel, head over there, or we go left to the tunnel, what
you think?
Right. Right. Right. Where do we think we're going to see people?
Anthony thinks over here might be a waste of time.
I don't know if we are going to see anyone.
Yeah, you think people are.
That's a car now.
The curse of a prime T-Rex.
You get the prime and everyone vanishes.
Let's go to the lake.
something's behind us there's a rara back there oh there's a condo that's kind of the
beach yeah that guy I do see that guy and the chicken skates he's he's on the left side
I'm behind the rock on the left.
Yeah.
I'm not too sure.
It's a corner.
I feel like it's a waste of time.
We're really looking for stegos and trikes and doubles right now.
He's chasing chicken.
He's chasing chicken.
Chicken's going to bring him to you.
No, this guy knows.
He's coming after him.
He's coming after your chicken.
No, he knows.
No.
He's coming for the tunnel.
Yeah, let's go to the bush now.
Don't move.
Don't move.
Don't move.
There's a chance.
There's no chance.
There is a chance.
There is a no chance.
And even if we do kill him, there he is.
He ain't a lot of food.
He's big.
What do you mean?
I
Come back
Maybe you get him maybe him seeing me is a good thing. Yeah, he's gonna have to check it
He's going out of here.
Where we going right now?
We're going.
Alright, so the compound's over to the right.
Man, I guess we're already here.
We've got to take a peek at that compound if you want.
If you won't, Tay.
Sha, you think we're going to take a peek at that compound?
Towards you.
Yeah, that's why I don't even want to waste any energy on them.
I just want to keep on moving, keep on grooving.
I say we check the little compound gate and then make our way to where we already agreed.
I am right almost 80% job
But we're getting to that point where we gonna have to kill something soon very very soon
Yeah, it's definitely a cool scam
I
Seen anything there's a raptor all that chicken's giving us away. Maybe that's why I
Can smell a massive pack whenever I look at you
Chicken? It's time. You've gotten too big. Good night. We love you. Everyone say goodbye
to Bartholomew. Good night, little chicken. Good night. Eat its organs.
How sweet the sound that saved the wretch like me.
was lost now it's found in my belly or the ground that's all I got it was good
good job that was good beautiful that was good
had to do a chat had to do it I had to do it
oh I could have said save directs like me you guys are so creative dammit
Who would have guessed?
Not Dick here.
To the North Lake!
To the North Lake!
yo you missed your jackass you're gonna miss you jackass I can't focus this guy
just keeps yelling at me tap it in happy happy just go tap it in man I'm
I'm just thinking when we finally see that one staggo.
I need you looking at me.
I'ma start licking my lips.
Taste that?
Tastes like staggo.
Is Bosh Prime?
Hell no, Bosh got another four hours before he gets prime.
Hehehehehehe
Let's get on a move
Your whole life coach thank you so much for the 12 gifted man. I appreciate you brother
Jack we get some love it here for life coach coming in with a 12er. I appreciate you man. W's in the chat
He's got to go soon. Yeah, it's been a kind of shitty run today to be honest. We just haven't gotten into anything
We've killed a couple things here and there, but it's just it's the same shit as always just
Everyone's hiding by the time we get there. Bosch, I think he's sleepy. He refuses to go up in front unless I crouch everywhere.
I'm not too sure we're gonna find something. Did you hear that? What was that?
Yeah.
Might have been a snager again.
Yeah, maybe. We'll check up the fence line.
Get up there, Bosch. Go up on ahead.
Well, Bosch has to go first because I'm too big and everything is scared of me unless
it can kill me.
Bosch is still small enough to where a lot of things can kill him, so he needs debate,
but he's also terrified of dying and losing all the progress, so he's saying rather close,
which is what it is, it's harder to find shit that way.
Now it's gonna be able to pull through, yeah, I hope he's fine, he's a gamer, man.
You do have some Y, something killed a Y up ahead, across.
You got a couple wise honestly, yeah
Might be some shit going down over there. I'll be awesome
He called this shit
We go up there to our right still as well, it's like some carnivores some sort.
There's definitely stuff here.
There's a little shitbag pinchy.
Alright, I hutch animal fact of the day.
You choose the animal.
Hit us with something, please, sir.
He's going to have an elephant.
Elephant.
But elephants actually are able to sense tsunami, so what they do is, is they have some type
of, I think it's in their ears, and whenever they're sensing the waves of the tsunami,
they naturally go up on top of a hill for safety.
There you go.
I want to be a pretty fucking big hill but all the same, there you go.
No chat, I'm not an elephant.
I got a monack towards me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, run out in the middle, run out in the middle.
i think he is going to find me
you want to find me a little guy
well they're a little guy come on
you're running a little too far
and you know why you just stopped and knows this guy
this guy knows
Yeah, many of these goddamn motherfuckers now, man.
Thank you, Zenoa.
I'm laying waiting.
Well, I don't have a point in waiting.
It's a trap.
The patch is here as well.
Screw this guy man, I hate this.
Like he's just gonna walk ahead of me, stay there,
just fucking, you know, be that guy,
he's like 40 meters ahead of me the whole time.
Welcome to the life of a T-Rex.
the
the
yeah but we're jungles we need to be at our ambush stop like well we're here for
the trikes and the staggers we don't see neither of them kind of out of luck
There ain't no nothing over there nothing at all
all
into shit for no one
school check the uh... the mountains if anyone's nasty
fall cano
in here
yes
we'll check out the volcano
where we're at
i heard about their own here right on me
right on me
what is it
it's a staggo he's not quite prime one it's like
uh... one
one one staggo
yeah just one
on my way
he might be prime he's a big boy
oh here's second
see i think an a la oh he's coming straight for me man
back up bashee
yeah surprise motherfucker
chasing me down he wants it yeah all right here we go he does want us he might
be prime boss that's a motherfucking prime in and in brother I said it was
prime I said it wouldn't get closer hey he's definitely prime he's big he wants
it man you wanted as well or yeah I do under a little bit different circumstances I think
he's chasing you down man so
you can land something on that be good
gotta start careful mushroom yeah I got him I got him I got him
he's after you he's targeting you gotta bite on me
I miss, not good.
I'm gonna be at a stoma in a sec, I don't know if I'm chasing.
Oh, I'm lagging bad.
Bad lag, not good.
Server Christ, server Christ.
They've been waiting for me to get in a fight this whole time.
They've been waiting for me to get in a fight this whole time.
oh man careful you're in a bad spot Bosch I'm trying to get I'm trying to make
sure he doesn't attack us and it's trying to be decent about it might be
somebody who knows
bro they have been watching the stream for like legitimately five hours waiting
for me to get into a fight to DDoS the server. That is insane.
You know, that's we got in hard here as well.
Yeah, I think I was cool.
Why I think I think he he understands he understands.
I mean, I was one of them, too.
I think he's in this.
I think he's in the same boat, honestly.
He can't do shit either.
Yeah, I was one in that shit.
I was winning that I had two crushes back to back
I know bro we were we were fucking cracking a man two headies
Yeah, that was that was unfortunate man
Well, I do need the food that's like the roughest part maybe if the the DDoS
Maybe we both log in and we can refight but even then it's like this changes a lot of things
Yeah
We also you don't know how much longer I have in the turn through there. Let me see that's getting a little bit
try to help out with the kiddo before bad. Yeah you're all good man. That's annoying man.
That would have been a good fight too. Good kill, the boss would have been full star man.
Yeah he's going to start, he's got a couple. I got a left click on him. Might have got a bit spicy but I think with
Rombosis as long as I don't die there we win that. Yeah, yeah
There is me is me dying honestly
I don't think you doctor out with both of us fighting him, but he can argue me and kill me
It's probably his best play there honestly
Yeah
Hey chat you think the the admins will believe me now that the beat-offs attack was to come after me
Or you think that's still by chance
No, they still doubt it
You never know, man. It could be me. There's a guy who's following me right in my servers
of the day as well.
I literally even said it, boss, after I was like, oh, we got prime. I was like, can he
still fuck with you? I was like, the only way he could fuck with me is he's gonna wait
probably get in a fight and then he's gonna hit the server off and that's exactly what he fucking did.
That one looked pretty bad as well honestly.
Yeah, Chad, I'm done with the aisle for today.
All I want to do is probably just log in and get out of the middle of the field.
I'll get some crack in.
There's some bullshit, it's fine.
No worries.
It happens in every game we play.
It happens in literally every game we play.
Just part of it, man.
Just part of it, part of it.
I think I'm gonna leave it there, brother.
Yeah, I'm literally, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm literally logging in to move out of the middle of the
open, you might want to as well.
Just in case we decide to come back, you know?
All right.
But yeah, I'm good to call that there.
I mean the good thing is we're in good setup, Rax's ready to roll, uh...
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I still don't know how much longer I'm gonna be able to play the game, man.
It's everyday.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kill that.
Sucks.
I just, dude, I just want to play, you know, it's either this cheaters, stream snipers,
It's just one after another daily. I don't know. It's a great game. I wish I could play it
Well good news is you're still here. Oh, you're here. Yeah, the stag goes there
Oh shit, yeah, look at the sky. It's kind of chick. Do you see that in the air in the sky? He's a hacker. Oh
It is look at that. I do. Yeah
Yeah, I'm going on
So it's a hacker who's uh
Exploiting exploiting certain code that makes fish or something as big as the map which crashes the server
Yeah, get away with your life this time mr. Stego lucky bastard
You're lucky bastard. You should be dead and in my belly
I'm down with with that idea or mentality I will catch you or whenever yeah absolutely
man later dude um like i i do i hear that like i get it i i 100 understand what you're saying
but i can't do it by myself you know um i i need some help like a game like this
in order for me to be able to play it like at least on like specific servers i have to have
have the admin team or whatever being willing to like understand the situation and they
have to want me on the server to be honest like because we're this is this is something
that comes with us playing these types of games and we're going to get smacked by these
weirdos.
And yeah, I mean as of right now I just don't think consistently playing the Isles and the
cards for me because if it's a stream sniper or you know as blatant as blatant
gets they don't really listen to me very well and if it's a D-DOS like they
think it's something to not do with me or whatever like it's just I don't have
much help when poutine is here I have a good amount but I'm not getting much
help from from the others other than them allowing me to play Rex which I really do appreciate so
not too sure man I don't know I don't know I don't know how much longer I'm gonna be able to play
the aisle till they fix some of this stuff sadly sadly sadly sadly sadly sadly sadly sadly Gigi's Gigi's
fun. Wish we could have uh I wish we could have gotten some kills though. That's the only the only
downside of today is is that it was just a lot of walking. A lot of walking and not a lot of
doing anything else. I forgot I don't have kind of straight downloaded on this computer. Give me a
Give me a moment, let's get this thing downloaded.
Walking Simulator, it's not though man.
What you guys saw today is not why we enjoy the aisle, trust me.
It is so much more fun than that.
Every time we would get an opportunity to do something, we got de-dust.
So we couldn't really, couldn't really play sadly.
Yeah, yesterday was awesome.
Bossy, thank you so much for the red man. Sorry today wasn't the greatest.
Yeah, bro, I liked Delta a lot. I wish you guys liked it more.
I appreciate you. Appreciate you,
Bosh.
Yeah, good night, Bosh. Good night.
You gonna be ready for the night? Hell yeah. We're getting on right now, bro. We're getting on right now and locking the fuck in, bro.
All right, is what it is, is what it is, ain't nothing that we haven't dealt with before.
Now, if you're just tuning in and you lived under a rock for the last month, let me catch
you up with what the plan is today.
Gentlemen, we have been in an AT&T, a nine-letter cup for now going on four weeks.
This is the fourth and final day of gaming for the tournament for $200,000.
We are currently in the lead.
We are currently in the lead for the tournament.
Now we believe that our points are good enough to win no matter what we do today.
But that is not how we operate.
We not only want to win, we want to dominate.
We want to be known as the greatest team that has ever been assembled in the history of
the Annihilator Cup.
Domination from week one to week four.
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I don't remember anything.
Do I apply this gab or no?
The wrecks died?
No, they just kept desyncing or desyncing.
They kept de-dossing the server so we couldn't play.
Wait, do I have to hide this?
no decline decline decline decline decline
Is this the best?
I'm not gonna get another offer.
That's your final?
Damnit.
Bro, what a weird system.
what a weird system so odd I don't like that at all
all righty let's go here audio
Main menu, main menu volume, oh there we go, we gotta go into a death match and go and
and fix our settings.
Oh wait, no it kept...
Oh no it did not.
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Can I get that?
Alright, cool. We got him.
Wonderful.
Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.
Ummmm...
Summit?
Oh my god, Summit!
Hello, I'm your biggest fan!
Damn!
I
Probably gonna have be here
One really good I just called that I was gonna have fucking be
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Okay, take that.
We'll take that.
Did we lose the Rex? No, we didn't lose the Rex.
We got DDoS docked the server, sadly.
Is what it is.
I'm throwing a flash back. I'm throwing fire.
I'm throwing a flash back.
I'm throwing a smoke.
I'm throwing a grenade.
I'm throwing a grenade.
I'm glancing the bomb.
I'm shooting.
I'm throwing a flashback.
Feel the vibrations.
Come on, come on.
Feel it, feel it.
Very good, very good.
Best CS on the team? Who's the best at CS on the team? On our team?
Nadeshot or Doublelift? For sure. That's a really good.
Best team against us? Probably Summit. Not Summit's team, just Summit.
Summit always turns up in these events.
I
of
of
of
of
of
of
but jake and bake isn't like
there's levels to this shit you know
jake and bake is very good he's very good at everything
but he's not like that
if there's only
there's only one summit in the tournament
and the only one who's close enough to that is in my opinion nature
nothing against jake and bake just on the summit summit
You're sleeping on Squeaks?
Yeah, but again, Viking.
Yeah, Squeaks is good.
I don't think Squeaks is a bad player,
but he's not so good that it's like everyone on our team
is just going to get a running headshot
by him like when we face Summit.
We have NadeShot.
You get through NadeShot, we have Doublelift.
You get through Doublelift, you have me.
And then you have Peanut.
Like, you're like, I don't know how to explain it.
Our team in terms of well-rounded
is so much better than everyone else.
Not even close, man.
Terrible.
They shoot him? Thank you. Good job.
I don't think you're a Lulian.
Yeah, it's not even like about being good at aiming at that point. It's just like
the IQ of the game of CS.
Something that's just head and shoulders above everybody.
Like he knows what to do, he knows what to do when he's winning, he knows what to do when he's losing,
he knows how to keep momentum, it's just, he's just, I don't know, I don't know how to explain it.
I'll be dead before I'm worried about Ludwig and Count the Trac, that's-
No, you don't eat that.
Not with a FAMAS, you psychopath.
Uh, maybe one on A. Y'all should just go in there.
It's crazy what the hertz of this monitor changes for the game of Counter-Strike.
It's actually unbelievable how different the game feels.
I just feel so smooth like even the way people are moving on my screen feels
incredible. What's my ping right now? Dude I even have higher ping. I feel this is sexy.
I wonder why it's locked. Hurts? It's one of those crazy monitors. Gab what is this?
I think it's a 500 Hertz motherboard, it's one of those nutty ones.
I know you repeat it. Yeah, you repeat the last time, you little crackhead.
He gets rewarded for walking while spraying with the FAMAS. One more, thanks, boss.
That's right.
All right, we need to practice on a side. Let's go, hey
Boys I'm gonna be honest. We don't need flashes. We don't need smokes. Just walk out. We kill them all GGs
That's good, I'm glad.
Walk straight on out after this mo- oh shit, you're crazy.
well get in there
hold back
from flank, gentlemen
I gotta make these guys fight bombs
Change your name back for the AP&T tournament, yeah.
Alright, when do you guys play from now on?
You need a drop?
Thank you, brother.
No problem.
I mean, I'd say we take A again.
I'll just watch the link.
One of them drops water every single round.
I'll just go, just go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm throwing a flashback.
Close left.
Where are they?
Watch blank green, watch blank.
I got 50 chrome is ready for me you want the opera I can rock with it
What's up here?
I'm on the right, I'm on the right.
Oh yeah, let's go A then.
Or sorry, B.
They played one tight right, one in the back,
and then one left side as well.
I'ma go through mid.
We can't land with half of the gun though.
Right back.
You're on the line.
Mid.
I'm on the fire.
Probably dropped water.
Two dead flank.
Flashing over.
Second flash.
Gonna be off water or through mid doors.
Back, back left, careful.
They did that.
All the way far back left.
Pushing up.
Nice.
Up dead.
Quite clear.
Water blast, hit three times.
No, I was never able to link up with Flom.
I kind of screwed Flom.
Big apologies to him.
I, uh, they left insanely early.
Um, I was traveling when we were supposed to game and then I didn't meet up.
For some, something else happened, but no, I never got there.
I don't know any lineups.
That's my one thing.
I'm not like aiming wise.
I feel good lineups.
I feel I'm very nervous about.
Bill dies.
We'll be fine.
We'll be fine.
Same thing, I've been on the black back.
Alright, let's go to mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, let's go.
go left side go right
smoke, yep nice
when do you guys take the bomb?
when do you take the bomb?
go plant, I got this
nice
Yeah, I know double a seven fifteen hour banger I know I know I know a little crackhead
man he's a little crackhead.
We expect anything different. Let's go be again
Go through smoke flashing gas in
What one's gonna come water seven hundred percent purple just hold blank
No, we threw a flash and then yeah, I mean guys were at 9700 like we're gonna run into
some pretty bad players
I'll play mid
we'll get some better lobbies with nature make it still a little bit worse
I can not pistol save my life last one thing spot
What round is Nate shots game in chat
1111 close okay I told y'all we're gonna finish your game before then and water going going
I
Know bad bounce drop water who ever knows
not too shabby not too shabby
What you're playing now is probably what the tournament is going to be like, yeah baby.
No, there'll be some good players.
That's the thing, like in these tournaments, if they have one really good player, like
you've got to be careful.
Throwing fire!
Throwing flashbang!
Throwing grenade!
Grenade out!
Dangerous!
Throwing flashbang!
Flashbang!
Oh, we have bomb.
these poor guys just getting stomped man this will make you want to uninstall the game
boys
It might be AFK.
Oh here he is.
Might be in the yellow
Who y'all talking about scum will be good. Yeah
Scump is good at everything he does man.
Scump is good at everything he does.
He's gonna be a problem no matter what game we play.
Lock in.
No, you can't hit me with that on CS, bro.
five
of
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
I don't know what to say about that spray gentlemen other than I'm a ninja nice love
the way this guy thinks GG's guys yo much love big dog later dude
I
Sugar plum I sugar plum
What all right
Feeling good. That was a good game. That is what we needed walk in drop 20 fucking five or whatever we did
Feeling dangerous feeling damn good
All right, let me go ahead and buy 20 key keys
We're hiding screen. Yes. Good. Add funds. Don't quit. Go lay down. You want it ain't
gonna change Nathan. Authorize that. All right. We'll start with this, which I need to make
Make sure this doesn't leak anything, I know it doesn't, but just in case.
Alright.
Yes, next.
Next.
Two bucks, I'm next.
Do we risk it do we risk it we have to risk it it's only two dollars
MOTHERFUCKER.
Let's open some cases.
Jads start calling out numbers.
Hey!
I will be right back I will be right back give me two seconds
Now get the dance floor gonna make the sweat to your bleeds
Is that open up in heat?
I'll pay the price if I chose the dice
I'm not the size of the point
I'm nice, amazing, take control of your heart
You're so unfolded, your body is great and full of
Dance till you can't dance till you can't dance no more
Get on the floor and get low
Come back and upside down, move from there
Let me see you move
Let's move high
Let's be on high
All right, sorry about that everybody
All right, let's rip just give me a knife now, so I don't have to worry about it bro. Come on
Oh, that's close to you.
What up, big dog?
Ah, that's my little dog.
Speed up.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I hate everything everything's terrible everything's terrible everything sucks best thing we got
was this piece of shit bro oh 300 dollars for a dude look at the blue scape sucks scape
Game sucks, this game sucks, this game sucks, this game sucks.
Game blows is what it is.
I've been scammed.
They've taken everything I love, the whole care of my heart for me.
They take in everything that I love away from me and I'm sad.
But if we bought another 50, hear me out.
If we bought another 50, do we dare hit it with a reload?
Do we dare?
Oh, shit, they're in deals in this one.
Oh, bro.
Frustrating.
They're not.
It is frustrating, and to be honest, it's ridiculous.
I don't know what he's talking about, but fuck whoever he's talking about.
pieces yeah McDonald's is just so whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
ridiculous slow your roll yeah slow you're fucking roll
so I'm a crib right now I agree with that I agree make real common grounds yes
make rib was incredible the fish for ladies that room oh okay you lost fish
I just opened up 50 cases that absolutely jack diddly cock feeling confident
Dude get on here dude. Let's play a premiere game. I'm on bro. I just absolutely shit
Drop 25 of my last game, bro, dude you I'm telling you your premiering does not make any sense at all, bro
I don't play the game. Yeah, you don't play the game like if you try hard that you'd easily be 25 K or higher
I mean
like if you try hard at you'd easily be 25 K or higher I mean God you talk to a
two-time global elite level nine face it guy you know I mean oh shit I didn't
know I'm sorry I didn't know you knew ball like that I'm saying I mean it
makes sense dude I'm saying you're that fucking beast remember if anyone asks
double lift sucks at Counter-Strike so he gets invited back next year if anyone
Everyone asks he sucks, okay?
Yes, and I got lucky this year.
You got lucky.
It was a lucky year the last three years in a row.
My day's going good.
Would you like to hear about it?
Yes, please, dear.
Tell me about it.
I started my day on dinosaurs.
I was a dinosaur.
I was a T-Rex, a Tyrannosaurus rex.
Started my day.
They started DDoSing the server I was on.
Basically, when you grow these Rexes, okay, you have to
to sink anywhere from 10 to 15 hours
in order to get what's called Prime,
which means everything is worth it.
Think of it like League of Legends being fully built, okay?
But what these cock suckers will do is,
is they'll watch my stream, wait till I'm about to be Prime,
and then DDoS the server.
And whenever I get DDoS off the server,
I lose my Prime in that 15 hours of work.
So they first hit me with a DDoS and didn't work.
So then I got back in the game,
I walked for three fucking hours doing nothing
but talking to chat, which was terrible.
And the first person I see, they did ask the server again.
So I got off and now I'm here.
Wow, that sounds like a great day.
It sounds like a great day.
An incredible day.
Do you need me to rub your shoulders after?
My cock.
If that's okay.
Your cock?
Yeah.
Oh my goodness.
That works for you.
I'll rub my hands over the vein as well.
I appreciate that.
I'ma be honest, I don't know where Nate Shut is.
chat said that he was um don't even don't even try to the one I one brain
cells should not be committed to finding out where nature is keep it up yeah
true truing truish let's rock oh shit I am not I don't have a CS rating that's
unfortunate we need a five-stack find a day shot where I get him in here who the
hell is fat Thor I got a fat Thor guy on my friends list we could just play
competitive but that's ass.
Boo!
You're one, you're on your rank up right now.
Oh, that's Flam!
Yeah, let's get some gamers in here.
See if Flam will come and join.
Is Flam live?
Well, no, but the thing is he's like 25k premiere bro.
He is live.
Like 30.
He's gonna make this game unplayable.
Oh, you think so?
Shisa.
Unless he gets a smurf.
I play seven days to die. Not
really my jam, but I might go
and try it out to support the
Pizzle. Yeah, that's how I'm
feeling as well. Yeah, it's
it's an odd game to choose.
Dude, I got it totally mixed
up with this other game called
to choose. Dude I got it totally mixed up with this other game called Dying Light
that I actually wanted to play. Dying Light is cool. Yeah I'm so down and then I
looked up 70s and I was like wait this shit looks like it's still in the 90s. It's a Ruffalo guys.
It's a Ruffalo. Somehow it's uglier than DayZ which was like it's a feat of its
own yeah yeah yeah yeah we ain't wrong I think we might have to go it's a fun
game I don't know I'll especially maybe with private mods and stuff it might be
crazy we shall see do you want to just do comp bucket fuck it let's send a
I thought you'd be well connected, sir.
Well, I could get the group, but I just feel bad.
Listen, I can get the people.
But the problem is, is when you get the people, right,
and then you have to tell them to all leave.
Hey, guys, yeah, I'm going to get out of here and see you later.
Oh.
you later oh I mean I'm always up front with them like I'll ask them if they
want to do a one and done yeah I feel bad too nice to you know you're too
how's the league of Lejeune's doing it's doing good it's it's mostly being
hard-carried by Jinxie and his army of a hundred thousand twelve year olds so it's
It's definitely a different vibe.
How's your chat been?
Has it morphed or changed at all?
I got into a game yesterday with Dante's
who's being spectated by Jixi.
And all the Jixi fans were probably,
they hopped into my chat during lunch break
and it was actually very nice, yeah, it was great.
Who won?
I gotta say.
We won together and then we played against each other
and he won.
But it wasn't a game.
Wow.
Yeah, true.
Yeah, someone just feed the entire game
It was a sound like the game. Yeah, but it was a great time
It's just nice when people aren't you give a shit about this
20 year old game
Dude, I love it man. If I could play legal a day 12 hours a day every day and not fall off the face of the earth
I would wow
You are the grass is always greener. They're always greener baby. It's always greener
I would have fucking sacrificed my left nut to
To be able to stream variety and then I talked about it like dude
It's so nice. You just get a lot like every day
You don't think of all you're gonna do and like
This is this is hell
I feel it I played I only stream GTA for like three years before I started doing variety so I feel it
I mean, yeah, that's why in my opinion, Genki is on that Mount Rushmore streamers
He is definitely on that Mount Rushmore of streamers.
What a fucking buck.
No not at all.
There's an XP thing on the left.
Win 18 doesn't get a thousand XP.
i'm very passionate about
gta shit you know
you know every time i log into this game it's so weird
i got the tarot
what's up bro?
get you up man
yeah i'll leave
i wanna go man
that's too bad i'm already there
jackass
i'm already here too
yo what the
yo
a lot of muts i'd be
I'm rotating, I'm rotating over, I think I just let one of them in.
Why'd you do a business with ya?
Are we the dynamic duo here?
Well yeah.
What's going on with my E?
Bro, I have the weirdest key by introducing it.
I can lift him off back, I actually dropped it.
Yeah, I'll upgrade his back.
I'll upgrade his back.
Watch out, he's ulting!
out he's hoping I just missed my entire
spray look back there's three in there
with mech 10 pushing up in the mid
It should all be fucking lit, it's nuts I got man.
I got too confident with this bright chat.
That makes me a little upset.
A little bit.
Yo, so there is a world where they could be up mid, by the way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm ready for it.
actually jackass you have to aim at their feet whenever you're full spraying
because the spray is going up into the right oh my god my ears
I
Do my
No, this is what competitors like boys
Yeah, I went ahead and muted him. He's this ticking time bomb for the N word hundred percent
You really think Kevin Barclay Jones would do that. Yes. Have some faith in humanity then. Yes, I do
Not only I put money on it
I
Check it. I don't mean to come on come on. Come on. I will name you Toby
I
Don't be let's go jackass
Why these guys playing so slow these pushies
Toby just wrap this up Toby Toby
Toby get your motherfucking ass over here. Oh, what are you doing?
You gotta go back the other way come on
I'm not going to sit there and hold corners against these guys, I'm running at them every
round that's what I want to hear that's what I want to hear waiting for Kevin
Barnacle Jones to drop it holding my breath at the moment yeah actually
I'm just gonna push chicken. Where is my chicken?
I'm dead!
I was shot! Fuck!
Oh, I was much being cute.
I was looking for my chicken I wasn't focused if my chicken wouldn't have died no it's Toby's fault
it's Toby the chicken's fault 100% my wife texted me said close the door I want to make her mad
oh my gosh this guy has never played the game before he has a cool skin though full throttle
That's actually a dope scan. Oh, hold on a minute
Lock on you see
Not him a sandbag
Other ones across the map it got defused good bikes
Gotta play after this game. Hey nature watch this shit
You wanna see what you have on your team watch this breath
You're about to sit there and go wow
Dude, that's my guy right there like that
That guy's on my team. That's what you're gonna say
Okay, watch this
Oh my god my asshole.
Yeah, I think I need to buy some cases I just embarrassed myself pretty bad there
Can you buy me a T-Cole blue?
Ahem.
Something it needs.
Are you just ignoring our teammate? That was a power move and I respect that.
I'm so fucked.
Ooh, this guy's holding that.
Push.
Oh, man.
It's going to be...
Push up.
I'm just gonna spend a point.
I feel like a save angle for me, boys.
One HP.
Oh my god, Peach on.
Shit!
Peach on?
I'm getting back to playing regular until we get a lead and get back to throwing the
game.
Exactly, exactly.
They dropped already after this game as well.
We should be able to 3 stack.
Should be able to 3?
I think so.
I think that's how it works.
I'm not mistaken.
Really? Okay, okay.
That's so weird, like, no.
Just pick numbers.
I'm just gonna play you guys and I'm not moving.
Double B.
Lobby.
Lobby.
It's looking like a B-play here.
I don't know what to do with it.
Nice!
Nice!
That was a lot of fucking you kill.
I mean nature these guys have man. I've had double Molly than these guys in competitive with you till play better than like 20k players
I swear
I'm a one-tap a guy made and everyone in my chat is gonna go wow capital W lowercase. Oh capital W
I'm in your chat right now I'm typing it
Perfect flash.
Nooooo!
My fill!
TICKEN!
The solo below's dickhole.
I'll play mid if I play near this natural turny.
Yeah, that's the place to play!
Come on, come on, jump jump!
I think they're going to go in this room. Me and myself. Me too! I can flash you out if you want to go take it.
Hell no, hell no. I've been pushing too many times. I'll push out of here way too many times.
Head! Head boss! Head!
They flashed out over him.
I'm sorry Kevin.
Help me!
I'm pissed off. I have to throw now.
Alright.
Alright.
Bye Doublelift.
That's still goes.
I'm gonna hit this up double kill watch this
Nothing here?
I like them, no way.
Kobe!
There's two there holding the thingy.
That wasn't a good team.
My bad!
I was like, D?
Maybe?
I don't know how the fucking game
I'm not gonna lie about this.
I'm not gonna lie about this.
I'm not gonna lie about this.
I'm not gonna lie about this.
I'm not gonna lie about this.
I don't know how to talk in game, I'm not going to lie with the slant talking game button.
Uh, 2B, but they were playing for an app. They're just using U2.
Yeah.
Flash to U.
Bombing!
What is wrong with that?
I have the wrong keybinds.
I saw that my gun is on the F for some reason now.
When you look down at a gun, what button do you press to swap the gun?
E. E. E.
What is my E bound to in this stupid-ass game?
Let's see here.
F is inspect for me.
F is inspect. Okay.
of
some of the
I'm not gonna die.
Flashbang.
Hit me arms up and then jump.
Yooo.
Feast and King Slash.
Up no armor.
Everybody got it.
Bob no armor.
Alright gang.
I have a plan.
We go B every single round and we don't go anywhere else.
Let's do this.
That's a great plan.
All right.
All right, we'll do this later.
All right.
of the
by talking to him talking to him
no one's playing
at
the
of the
use of money on
Same plan same plan
Big flash
There's one more back I think
There he is.
Shaken!
In the chest!
I kinda need to be killed, I think.
Again.
He gave a game again again again again.
Again.
Not only do the bet his teammates that hard, but...
Holy...
I have a great plan.
We do the exact same thing.
Again, whoa
You're a strategist I know I know
Pretty incredible what I bring to the table for the team
I'll be flying, Chris.
We almost died to the Molly.
One G in the chat.
One G in the chat.
We gotta kill some of it with the Molly at some point today.
Oh, we have to.
We have to throw.
We have to do that with this strat up already.
Should we switch it up or do the same thing again?
Absolutely not same thing again
BCM is mad because his fat mom only makes enough money to buy him a fashion
Yeah, I'm sorry I'm a pussy
The solo is the right idea.
Man, I just want to give a show out to Netanyahu the realest one in the game
Maybe that's trying to win
What's up
What the hell is going on, gentlemen?
Dude, so good to hear you, boys.
I love you 6480R.
Yo, Hutch, you were kind of tapping, bro.
No bullshit.
I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.
Hutch is the law, brother.
We got to talk about that flash you keep throwing over top mid though.
I don't think that's going to hit anybody except Wendee.
Who's Wendee?
Wendee.
Who's Wendee?
Wendee's nuts fit in your mouth or something.
I don't know.
Nature you can't just show up after you fucking piece of shit. I didn't even say Wendy
But you can't say Wendy Wendy
Well, yeah, what the fuck is webba when be Yama. Who's that?
That's fit in your mouth. Nice
Somebody send me an invite yet. Oh
Well, I don't have yet it I
Don't have either. Oh my god. Oh, no
Are you the only person in modern day that does not look at discord but you will answer twitter dm's
I'm just saying I'm just saying you're the only person
I'm a dinosaur, bro. I don't understand what you and I came up at the same time, bro
The fact that you use discord is surprising to me
Are you joking man? Like how how do you talk to your friends? What do you do? Tax each other?
He doesn't have friends. He only has lovers. Who the fuck's got friends, bro?
Oh, wait, what?
Oh, wait, what?
You know what, man?
I've already unraveled the core issue here.
You piece of shit!
Listen, man, you got, like, I've got, like, six friends that I talk to maybe once every
couple of months.
Man, fuck you, man.
Yo, send me your steam.
Yo, I just want to know your steam.
Send me your steam.
I'm trying to figure out how to get there.
Hit the, uh, hit listen, listen, I got you.
You ready?
shift. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those two little moffs at the bottom, those
two little moffs look like they're banging hit that and then when it you think comes
up to says Nade shot or bitch ass pussy, add the the guy with the little plus symbol, click
that. Yeah. And then send me your Franco. Yeah. Okay. Okay. That was actually a very
helpful description. Y'all can I just read out the numbers to you? That's a great idea.
Chad definitely won't yeah, go ahead you're quicker than them you're quicker a hundred percent
I just gotta ignore a couple Freddy Quas. All right. All right. All right. All right ready. Yeah, you're so you're so fast
Bro, you know fast so fast hold on. It's not giving me the numbers anymore. Are you kidding me? Ready? Yeah
248 208 164 send it
You're Lerio, yeah, yeah added me bang bang
You're Grim Grims?
No.
Super Secret Spy.
Super Secret Spy?
Yup.
Okay, I don't have a friend request from you.
Oh, who did I just add?
But I am Lario.
What's yours? What's yours?
I, I'm not saying it.
Say it out loud. Come on.
No, I'm DMing it to you on Discord.
Can you DM it to me on Twitter?
Fuck you open the discord man. You're in the discord call right now
But I use discord on my streaming PC. So then I alright hold on. It's fine. It's fine. I'm going to Twitter
I'm I'm I'm gonna sit in here sit in I said it on the discord, bro
It's in your messages. It's in your messages, which which messages and RDMs. Oh
This is going great. All right, I'm sitting on Twitter. No, I got it. I got it. I see it. I see it
I see it. I said to the most part double if I don't want to hear a fucking word
Oh, you're good. Okay, I'll y'all I'll pipe down. I'll pipe down
Yeah, get off my lawn, man. All right, we're at it
Perfect. Look at us, bro problem-solving. So how hard are we gonna stop today?
Give me a give me a range here from like wanted to anubis. How how incredible are we gonna do?
Ah, that's a good question, bro. I actually don't know. I genuinely don't know.
Shit, we need two more. I'm telling you, we have to five-stack, because I don't have a fucking rating, sadly.
I got you. Wait, my friend might be too high-rated. Wait, so that means we can't play?
No, we just need two more people to play, Premier.
We can play competitive.
Yeah, it's competitive.
It's boring.
Hmm, true.
to see my rating.
Trout was playing competitive, he didn't complain.
Really?
Yeah, let's get, bro, we can get global lead.
Maybe in time, maybe in time we'll get better.
Let's go play competitive.
Y'all, but take off Vertigo, take off Cash.
We need Vertigo, because Vertigo might be played today.
We need Cash, because Cash might be played.
Wait, Vertigo was in the map pool?
It was last year.
Okay, if someone dodges this one, Yvonne just went live,
and then we would only need one more.
Oh shit, shit wrong, 45 minutes, see you later, 45 minutes, we'll smell you, I missed
you bro.
Hey, what's up man, I'm watching what around as a crocodile, I'm not really sure what's
going on.
I missed you bitch.
Yo dude, did you, I was telling Devon that bro, they started de-dossing the server I'm
play it off bro so I can't even play my dinosaurs man wait actually yes bro they
did us be twice today and I got killed by a cheater yesterday
yo there's people cheating on a dinosaur survive it's crazy man I got
these little motherfuckers that would run up to me and bite me like a thousand
times in like a half second instant kill me and like nine hours of work
It's gonna be grand, right?
Yeah, it does.
Oh my god.
It does.
Well, uh, hey, random question for you, streamers.
You guys haven't been randomly having your OBS just disconnect and freeze out of nowhere
when you've never had that problem in your life before, ever, right?
No.
I think so, sir.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah, we're fucked.
My OBS has just been fucking going unresponsive in the last three days and it doesn't give
I got so lit over there.
Air report.
Oh, here?
Wait, actually?
What the hell?
Okay.
Yeah.
My gun's dead.
Kill him.
Yeah, no, I haven't had anything like that.
Okay, that's great news for me.
I'm proud of you.
I have a guy, though.
You want me to take a look at it for you?
I mean, I'd be shocked if he could find something that I haven't.
He'll find it.
He'll find it.
it I know but tell him I did the log analyzer listen you don't listen he'll
find it I can promise you he'll find it where's this fucking meeting born with
her he's a winner bro he's about 900 pounds okay hell yeah he's sexy I'm
martyrs old no it's gav and then if gav can't find any other motherfuckers who
will find it listen I'm ready to aim bro I got a team of just as fast as you
brother you got a squad save real for my whole mod team are just just nerds
these guys are the smartest motherfuckers you ever meet all of them are tech
savvy it's great
you ever heard you got a you got a what is it got a smart people in a room or
Something like that, what's that?
How'd that go?
Something like that.
Oh my god.
We're all dead.
We'll smell you.
Now we're fine.
I killed them boys.
Dude.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Get face around.
You're just around.
You're just around.
You didn't know, but I pulled up as a lady boy myself.
Oh my god.
I shot DL the back of the head and then died to the same guy.
Oh man.
Oh man.
That's so sorry.
Well it made me do 180 flips and I was like there's no one to escape.
Yo by the way I've been showing up for practice but you guys haven't wanted to play.
What's up with that?
Yeah, no day shot dude.
Honestly you put in an extreme and I'll say that again.
I think your prize money is actually well deserved.
Yeah, you're the man bro.
Amazing bro.
This is exactly what I needed to hear before we collect our checks tonight.
Oh, you spin yours on?
You're a woman.
Big novelty checks.
I can't tell you, everyone.
Or when come true.
So there's one in the bedroom?
What are these guys doing?
I'm checking on it.
Somebody's definitely coming in.
One's right below me, for sure.
One's right next to me.
Okay, alright. I'm stupid.
No, you're not.
Yo, bro, why does that skin look crazy now, Nate?
The hydroponic?
That change in the update?
That looks crazy.
I don't know.
I don't know what it looks like anymore.
Oh my god, wait.
Why the fuck is this guy elbow?
Yo, did the hydroponic change the way it looked?
I swear it looked different before this whole CS2 game.
It's wrong, double lift.
Well, I got Norovirus a few days ago.
Oh wait, that's too expensive, like 48 hours, right?
What's up?
Normal virus is like one of my biggest fears
because you're just like projectile vomiting
and shitting yourself for like 48 hours
and then they say you feel like fine right after.
No, I don't feel fine right after, I feel horrible.
Hey, how'd you get that?
I went to EDC.
Oh, that'll do it.
That's all you gotta say.
Yeah.
Oh, I got a lesson, buddy.
Oh, sure.
Dude, you guys gotta come.
I'm telling you.
Yeah, I'd rather die.
What?
I'd rather die.
Brother, you're telling me, okay, you're asking a redneck from Kentucky who grew up in the hills on farms
If I want to go around a bunch of people doing fucking meth and singing songs in an area where there's a hundred different individuals next to another hundred, fuck that!
And it's all like chronic music?
Yeah, bro!
Let me some Chris Stapleton and let me get hammered!
Yeah, yeah, we're good on that double-edgedy.
You have fun though, man.
with all your life in your pocket.
I read that from Kentucky, you should enjoy that, you should want to be there.
Yeah, right bro.
Take this Molly bro, take this Molly and fuck me man, come on.
Yeah, I thought I'd be saying the hudge, but.
Hell yeah.
I mean, see now, you have my interest.
Why are you threatening me with a good time?
Yeah, somebody watch me fuck this man please.
I
Much more open-minded individual with double it that's I'm proud of you buddy. Yeah, bro
I just like just that none of that sounds fun to me like at all
Okay
So what's your idea?
Idea of a good time. Nature hits me up. He says touch. I'm going to sit on my couch
Smoke Marlboro Reds and get pissed drunk in the next 15 minutes. Are you in I'm there?
Yeah, I'm in
Actually, I think I found me and Hutch is a good time we're gonna go to the truck stop and find some lady boys
That is well that sounds great done. We can find those a EDC. Oh
Amazing way I can get drunk at it
With the lady boys
Lady boys we get
Yeah, oh Marlboro wait hold on
After we win tonight double it, you know what's actually good for norovirus just a nice little drag of Marlboro red
Yeah, you know, it's good for depression Marlboro. You know, let's go for celebration Marlboro
Hutch knows what the fuck he's talking about this guy knows ball. Come on
Already ruining my teeth next to my law
When everybody has enough money, bro, I mean
I don't know, bro. I...
Wow, what a peek by that guy.
Dude, I tried smoking once and it was horrible.
Yeah, he didn't do enough.
Didn't do enough shit.
I don't think you were doing it right, bro.
Again, you gotta be drunk.
Not drunk. Not the same.
You gotta be drunk first?
I
Need to chat so I was like cigarette you should start like don't do that
Here's what happens you start taking niggas you feel like light headed in a good way and
Makes feeling drunk feel better
But the problem is you want to do more nicotine because that's what it does chemically to your brain
And then the longer you do nicotine you don't actually even feel nicotine anymore the nicotine actually just stops you from feeling worse
There it is. So the whole thing is a fucking Ponzi scheme. Yep, and then you get addicted
Whenever you're 13 years old and you continue doing nicotine your entire life to the point where you develop a mouth sore slash cancer
You have to get teeth removed and then you have to stop
All right, that's what I thought it's all point
I thought that was useless anyways too.
Yeah, it's useless.
That's why you have to go straight to the hard drugs.
The hard drugs are actually lit.
Okay, got it, got it.
I'll go right down.
Write that down.
Write that down.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm upset, bro.
You haven't lived until you've, like,
had a big gaming stage.
Oh, okay.
By the way, AT&T today, gentlemen.
Stay connected.
Sorry, sorry.
Yeah, yeah.
Hold on.
Oh, jeez.
You just can't shake behind me?
Shanked behind me? What are you doing? In the UK right now?
Alright, to your fire, I don't kill. I had a speech impediment, you'll act up there.
Okay.
This guy's just jumping at you out of me, basically.
What happened?
What what is that spot he's playing?
I don't know if I got it.
I've never seen someone jump like that.
Oh, to clear it for me, okay.
I don't care.
Leave me alone!
I got a speech about a big congratulations.
You're making fun of...
Why's he not out yet, dude?
Congratulations.
And that's not a lady, that's a dude.
Unless...
Yeah.
have that music in on yo DJ you give the pin I didn't see it I love you brother
thank you guys all for the subs we used to be in here big dirt thank you so much
for the fire I agree with this copper station no chance all tracks it's all
No music
It's a vibe killer
I was there crazy out like a little smoke
Literally just a frag grenade
Yeah, the HG grenades are like the most acceptable I swear
Two ships on me. He is just better
I was holding out a bad aim
Not enough time
99 and five
what up baby for sure glad you read the full name out
yo you guys want to play we get you on and we can get Summit to be our fifth
for premiere
hell yeah bro we just fucking checked summoning
we'll just yeah we'll just talk shit to you
Chad tell Summit that we love him and want him to come and join us our fifth if he would like
No, we got to act like a dumb idiot so that he doesn't think that we know what
Yeah, some of us know
Actually don't think I know
I don't either oh
He's hard fucking red room. Why would he sit here?
I meant a jambal
One CT.
Dude, is this thing not for another hour and a half?
I'm like, I thought it was in like 20 minutes, but I guess maybe it's an hour.
Both out.
An hour early on that.
Yo, what's the one map you played, Doublelift, exclusively?
Honestly, I mostly play Mirage, but this stuff's not too bad.
I can get practice if they want to.
Mirage, Dust 2.
Are you supposed to bullshit right there?
No, you're fine, you're fine.
No gamesmanship here.
No games. We don't need underhanded tactics to win this.
Alright boys, Summon's in, let's finish this game.
I
Tell summit we are gonna finish this game up
Fantastic
No, why can't I
I'm gonna just shoot that fuck three of us, I was gonna say.
I'm gonna just...
Oh my god!
Dude, it means it's fucking cat.
This guy's actually my work counter.
Yeah, bitch.
Oh, he's in my chat right now.
He said, yo, that me.
That's good.
Let's go.
and your malls are doing A
let's do it
okay that's what we're doing A
bump this all the way, that's 100%
let's do it
we're going B right?
agree
Gator don't take no shit
Jim, we're just holding W
I bump my head on B
wow, how did I whip that?
I
Said no bullshit, bro
When it when it in your hand
Wait, what's the thing this round that box and I'll suck it from the back you can be boosted on that
Oh
You like that smoke right a little divergent
Amazing play in a shot. Thank you great work, bud. I was trying to slip it in between a crack
I'm trying to slip it in the crack you can man
It ain't even gonna be a crack bros. Just go me be out all four straight
HELLO HUP!
Green 80! Green 80!
Green 80! Green 80! Yeah! Here we go!
Oh my dear goodness.
I'm shooting the bullshit!
Albo.
Mental block on pistol round, bruv.
I do too, bruv. I'm so bad at pistol rounds.
I used to love CTS and I would just it would be so smooth so easy and now and now bro
it's like somebody starts straightening back and forth I'm like the fucking dog
chasing the white rabbit I'm literally just trying to track them and I'm one
pixel behind instead of just waiting there for them to get back in there I'm just fucking
hate myself
oooh
ha ha ha
once you start whipping with the USB
it makes you lose all of your confidence in the world
yeah
ha it's all over
and then I like whenever you
you randomly hit a bullet and you're like
oh man I'm locked in
miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss mess
ok p-mime
holy shit
you're fracking? holy shit my bad
p-mime
oh my god
that was my life
take a bullet for you any day d'oh
thank you
my god
Thank you. I don't know I didn't mean to beat you. I just didn't know that we were just running forward on this round
I got you bro always
Are you guys ready to get you? I will take a gun though
Got an extra gun for a goopa like me
Double it double it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I got to get you
She's rich is fine anytime anytime
what's going on
because you're only going to get a shot
i'm a high impact player main shot
save like one game for me
please
the game is fucking crazy
one game for you bro
you're gonna get some cases on screen please
it's fine bro
at least you played really good at top bro i've done shit
you're doing great buddy
just there
I believe last was there another one here or am I
I play crazy down. I'm yelling timbers
Let's do the best Molly of my life. I like straight line up ever. I think pro teams about to use that
I used to know all five of these ancient ones based on spawn.
Yeah, that spawn you have right now is your W click jump throw.
W click jump throw.
I did not do it.
Alright, shift W jump throw.
Shift W jump throw aiming at the northern equator of the moon.
Yes.
Oh my god, he's got me right by my ribs, bro.
He thought I actually knew the smoke.
That's his fault, not mine.
Yeah, he's an idiot bro. He's a fucking idiot. He thought that my smoke would have landed on him.
You can't watch me bro. I get nervous. I'm a nervous peer.
No, right. I throw him under pressure. What's this?
Yo, yellow with 13 health, I'm in on that.
What's up, bro?
I'm sorry, we're sorry.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That was so funny.
Alright, health summits, we're finishing up.
I honestly wasn't on purpose.
I love that, but I fucking missed.
That's just great work, gentlemen.
I just saw that.
Three of them said GG's.
Hell yeah.
One competitive ancient match won.
When one match to display your skill group.
Woohoohoo!
No, we gotta play one more competitive game.
I wanna know what I am.
Woohoohoo!
We gotta play one more comp, or else we have to.
Maybe they'll give me like, LEM or something.
Alright, let's hit all E1G in the chat, and then we need Yvonne.
Summit not appearing online right now?
Yvonne!
Hey, hey, hey.
Glue, what up, glue?
It is I, reporting for duty.
Walk him in, walk him in.
And I just hit a card.
What a great time.
What card did you hit?
Probat.
Boss?
Yeah, I don't normally like probat, but this one is sick.
Probat?
Yeah, probat, the bat Pokemon.
Oh my gosh, how much is that? It's not like a marble fade or a little more like a I'm not Doppler
And
Is that like a Kia or Lamborghini? Oh
It's like a it's like a Kia that like got spruced up a little bit. Oh, it's like one of those cool
They're like the ones from those hamster commercials. Oh
Yes, yes
If this is summit you're bad
Hey, you're fine. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm so sorry
Oh my gosh
We're gonna get a discord with some it's now
He don't care you don't care you don't we can talk shit about him if he's not in here, you know, yeah
yeah
are you about what you're going to do
once we get into the game you're gonna
all right you're gonna you're gonna buy armor and a pistol round right and then
you're gonna hold the button V
and you're gonna say the most heinous shit you can think of when you think
about summit like the worst fucking thing that you could think about summit
oh yeah
yeah it's hold the button V
I might not be my pitch talk
yo
yeah
yes
okay ready as we do i'm not sure
i think it's not a lot of red just a few some
i know you're not still a little a on-face a red
so i want you to know i respect you
and everything thank you
How did you know that?
I've been doing my research.
Man, fuck you, Hutch.
I hope we won't be won before this tournament, so I can help you feel confident.
What did you think when you watched me?
Were you intimidated?
Yes, you had a couple of off shots, like flanking.
I don't know what kind of off shots you took.
You had to offer supposed to be the fucking first defensive line, brother, you know what I'm saying?
not the eye flank after they break through the.
Yeah, God forbid a Goopa rewrites the script.
God forbid, God forbid.
Let's roll.
Super secret spy.
We've been in Nukin Inferno. OK.
Yeah, listen, I think I don't mind Inferno, but I think we band
Nukin Inferno every single fucking game today.
I agree and on top of that this guy double it. He likes Mirage inferno and dust too. I mean, what's wrong with this guy?
Are you trolling those those reverse reverse no, I don't know what to say to you
I like that's why I like Mirage. I'll tell you that much
Yeah, listen, I
Go baby, baby Mirage, baby Mirage, baby Mirage, baby Mirage
Oh, yeah, Yvonne or whoever that was
Because I'm a player in a shot, so I will listen to the
Bitch I invited you stop being a super secret
Listen, I played fucking
Marazapan or Marazan Marish bear what the fuck was the name of the characters I play me now fight now
And now's our for you big daddy
How cool is that?
You guys did that
No, you could just literally never let him in the fact that we try to do it again was even cooler
No, I wish you could still talk. I wonder if they'll allow us to talk in like the middle of the game
We fucked up versus time I did the one thing double
That's why I don't go go along. Well, I'm really glad that hot fuck something up, too. So
On site now on site now
To cut once goose chai brother
I read that
I like last night last night. I'm a potato, but he's behind the site
Don't worry something I got you dad
You're gonna sit there after this game, and you're gonna go man. I wish I was on their team for the tournament
What you're gonna say?
He's probably been saying that the whole time.
Yeah, yeah, he misses me, he misses me.
I know he does.
Hey, I'm gonna smoke me, dude.
We know you smoke me, but I don't even do it on the round stars, though.
No, we're always against each other, and usually I'm the one losing.
Yeah, he fucking turned into a jungler or a league girl, he's gonna beat your ass.
Yeah, right.
right
just like this that's
and then
always
franken okay no worries
i mean that
michael
Yeah!
Oh!
Holy shit!
Hehehehe!
No one died!
No one saw that!
Yo, can I practice this? Long flash?
Yeah, run at long and get on with this bomb.
Yeah, flash me up.
Yeah, Yvonne, you've got that.
What?
What?
What?
I'm supposed to pronounce it like that.
Yvonne!
E!
E!
Yvonne!
Or blue.
Blue is her nickname.
Yvonne.
Yes.
Yvonne.
Do you want to take that spot?
What do I do with A?
No, no, no.
I'm flashing you out.
I guess fast as possible.
Again, that means key.
What was the...
What was lower?
What was lower?
How did I lift that?
One cat.
Yo, it's crazy that we're playing against 19,000.
I know, right?
I know, right?
I know, right?
I know, right?
I know, right?
I know, right?
I know, right?
I know, right?
yo it's crazy is that we're playing against 19,000
hello i don't love it here
he's like having to smoke in his dog
yo sorry
long long long long
i wasn't really positive
started across
cost I just I can't hear anything to that fucking
name it was bad it's bloody down a little bit I think yeah
good name what do I play there do I play behind that box do I just play ramp and
hope for the best I'm gonna say I think you just square up with him bro yeah I
agree I should have jumped on that and committed after the flash you have a
honestly be a criminal yeah I'm really good long time but I'm an eagle it's
taking a fort it no going out longing let's get a little cat presents okay we
do it
nice
If you go go straight on the site and look down that long lane long long long long
I can't see anybody here
Oh, there he is!
Go back to DT spawn
I'm pushed up
TP spawn
That one spawned
Bus?
Yeah, I'll stop there
Just smarter, just better, you're faster than you cooler.
Thank you brother.
The timing.
I can flash you out long.
Back down to you Nate, pick that up.
Thank you.
Dude, honestly, I'm probably just going to take long every round if we play against
another team.
percent you have left his data I got you flash I got your flash I got a flash but I got it
I got it let's give us a light we bet it's on
they're running mid
I
Long
Give a smoke or no smoke
Some it's still kind of falling bro. Oh, yeah, this is how we do this. It's it's the CS
He's gonna be so much 30 back to clock. He's gonna be very good every time
We gotta put it will put him down like a sick dog
We just got a like like
Thank you
Washing I'm holding flash
one's there hit 70 nice maybe boost boxes maybe on the boxes three
I
Love
That's going on it's easy
It's easy for people like you it's easy for shooters like you
It is it is
For last night, that's our bot lane right there guys if we win this, I'll know my rank I think oh, let's go
Thank you
Dude, how am I whiffing I'm actually sad nor a virus don't sweat it bro. I mean sweat it out actually sweating sweating
Oh, you're buying you're going
Chalheim you're better Yvonne going there. I'll drive by
Oh, did that mate found me?
Heading headshot, yeah, and...
Dude, you're fucked!
Holy shit!
Albee, let's go.
Fuck no.
You crazy, you crazy, uh, going to go and save you.
You crazy, girl? You crazy, girl?
I don't think you'll have to turn this off.
It's been a while since I've done it.
Bird boss!
Wait up.
Oh my gosh.
Backstop, backstop, backstop.
I thought you won that.
Oh, shebo.
One push long, eh?
All good, all good.
I have the bomb.
I
Know is actually bees
Bearless that man
You gotta give me that
God damn it lock him
I'm doing along
Three
Fucking I'm buying. I don't give a fuck shit. I'd buy if I had any money to buy I know I'm just
I'm probably gonna die just come on along me
I
Play our our grander's anymore now
My god
My butthole
It's guns in front of you
I have a feeling information has been gained on the CT side
No, there's a learning shit become a centium
No, I'm saying like they're they're learners shit on a second monitor
Four and one mid
That's okay
one
this one
at that
he's there, he's there
the double smoke b, there's two towards v and one towards z, if i rotate it up v now
They are there, they got this. Wait, maybe not.
There's one at A still.
He's behind the window.
Dammit.
Closer.
Oh my god, I need to be killed for how I played that round.
Yeah, you're telling me.
We were in a 5v3 and I was like, yeah, I'll just work out the smoke real fast.
Jesus, sensei, kill me.
I should have by this 5v3 last or something, or force now.
I'll have 5.
We will wait for your grant today.
马!
k-shoot!
Noice!
What the fuck? Did that guy not die?
It glared on us!
A-ha! Too long!
One on site, one default on site.
N-T, N-T-N-T.
50-50!
No, it's up on time. I think we'll be here on time. I'm not sure but we'll be here. I
Mean guys they've they've opened up they've opened up the help desk that's for sure
I have a good long spot. We do need to lock in the last you know the flash. Yes. Yes
Fuck out of you. We all need one guy
We're dropping another class and pulling three minimum
I
Don't
put my top aid. I said I was ready for it too
100 bucks I can't add a single box
it's close
hi there smoke
he's close
he's over here thank you
he has this peak over his left
left side
anti big dog
life is gonna be very good
I'll be watching some of it means they're gonna come be watch me baby baby
just a huge baby are you there
I
Want me the tunnels with that double if really fast you guys
Yeah, we're gonna wait for a second. Anyways, I'm not
We ran into the
Oh my god, we got a golden cap. Let's go. Oh
Yeah, well country I do I don't know if I'm gonna be able to continue playing man. It's sad, bro. I
Don't know man. Here we go. Here we go
Well, it's not even a DDoS bro, it's the AdMission.
I get fucked with no matter what I play, but.
Oh, on last!
It's attacking!
God dang it, bro.
Fuck!
I
We lock it now. Hmm. Yeah
We all they get all right, I'm just gonna start holding angles
No, you're overthinking it, bro
You know, I can't focus bro
You double it bro, you literally double it
They might be pushing up they just got max 10 down mid Wow legends
The hidden temple. I'm so cooked come out mid and I'll be
I'm gonna smoke it. Yeah
Maybe try to come out mid and be something I smoked up a they double my tapping
Wow, shall we try the shot?
There's two on the A-I, crossing over right now.
I'm in one.
Yo, how am I not fucking...
Shall we try hitting shots?
I don't even understand that, bro.
I hit that guy one time? I don't know.
We're gonna lower the shot, guys, so that makes it work.
There'll be three there watching.
I
We feeling good feeling very very good
Very good, I'm very confident
Okay, maybe not as good
Go mid! Go mid! Go mid! Go mid! I believe in us. Go mid! Go mid! Go mid! Go mid!
Go man! Go man! Go man! Go man! Go man! Go man! There's one cat. One cat.
There's three cat. Go man!
Okay
Not gonna go down I don't think that smoke down there might just go shift them into be
We
the
don't need
and they shut up
that's
that makes you want to fuck
and put that on the
room on the street
uh... the money
all right as a communist bro
no they don't know if we lose one of the letting go of erica
I mean kind of yeah, I like it right now, I like it right now, we're going into our time.
Rupa!
God.
Mods, start banin' everybody.
Oh, he's already fuckin' here, holy shit.
I did not realize that time was like that.
I'mma smoke this dude.
Well, there's one long.
I'mma smoke this dude.
I'mma smoke this dude.
One more long, one more long.
I should.
What are you doing?
The slowest reflexes I've ever seen.
Shoot that dude.
Don't scare him.
Okay, shoot him.
Alright, I actually had a fucking cool haircut, jackass,
and I was trying to figure out where he got it,
so I could get one next.
So how about you?
How about you lock the fuck in?
because I'm trying to look good to play good jackass yes it's not work well if
I had the haircut maybe it would maybe a fucking would you stare at that guy for
a fucking eternity yeah I was trying to use number what's up is that's the old
guy coming can you leave my big dog alone that's a hard carry I just
Oh, okay, that's my B.
Oh, you're so hard, man.
You saved me this good shit for the party.
Amen! Amen!
They're going long.
You're going long. Two more.
They're going long. I'd love to see.
I think there's one back there, actually.
No, it was you, I think.
I
Guys that I kill them for life
And what everyone knows the first rifle I've had since this half that's a problem huge oh
You know you don't wait a lot if you know that if you save her around you could buy a rifle an extra round right hey
Hey NadeShout, what are you gonna spend your 20k on?
Uhhh...
Oh man, hi Molly's.
Hey Doublelift, what are you gonna spend yours on?
Uhhh...
Two flash and probably easy tickets for you.
Not even 8, not even 8, not even 8.
Tell me where to- uh, nevermind.
Holy shit.
A sick new haircut?
Thank God, man. Sorry.
I mean, it's not like Molly.
No, he says Molly Molly.
What the fuck?
He's got not.
No, yeah.
What we're going to go look at.
No, we can't.
Yeah, this is a lot of time.
What is this?
Stand there. Just stand there.
Yeah.
So, ma'am.
Oh, oh, I'm shouldn't have been.
Are you in lower?
Yeah, I'm should have been something.
I can't hit him. Oh, wait.
Oh, shit.
I thought you guys were up. Oh, that's your 80.
No.
Lower one? Nice.
That guy's lower B. Alright, there's two left, sorry.
That guy's lower, one's none.
Fuck yeah.
Back mid, one's none, and lower B.
That guy should be in tunnels.
Don't worry, that's 20,000.
Yep, he's still lower Tide.
Tons of them are lower.
the lower guys I got a credit for my thumb right now
oh oh no i need lower tons oh shit oh shit
shit that was a good game though that was a good game
good game good game dude i need to get a water
i'll never know my ring no you mom we're gonna get one
damn it's gonna be so bad i'm so ready
So I need that
You leave us alone, bro
What's the way we're now team 71g?
See what?
Yeah, cuz you're placed peanut
You know, it's not getting on bro. Yeah, the chance of peanut
Another one time I don't think I time
What really time? I mean if you don't want to play with us fine
I want to give up even anyways, we're fine because I think it's like 30 minutes
Stream is glitched bad. I don't know what's going on with YouTube today. It's dropped twice. Wait. Yeah, I think we got time
We should do a comp game though and just run it down
Hey, I got a page
I need some of the discord dude.
Summit!
Yo.
Fuck you.
Say we need some of the discord.
Tell him to come to the coin flip.
Yo.
Now?
Now?
Now Summit he's a bitch.
Yo guys, I know that Matt you've chosen all the coin flips on COD.
Doublelifted on the...
This is competitive cat for a coin premier.
Uh, can I do the coin flips today?
Dude, you just got competitive cash, it's Iron Primer.
Oh, I guess.
You're okay with it?
Blue?
Oh yeah, I'm good.
Blue, yes, Blue is okay with it.
Yes.
All right, I'm doing the pool.
And we're not on premiere.
Oh, you wouldn't get in the pool.
You wouldn't even get in the pool, you have no nipples.
You won't take your shirt off.
Shut up.
I, I, I would, I put my feet in the water.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yo where the floaty's at?
Come down, Hutch. Come down, Hutch.
Rachel you sit there.
What's up, kiddo boy?
Oh sh…
Probably definitely gonna be East since we're not –
Yeah, they're there.
Alright Chad, actually lock in this game.
Alright.
actually locked in this game last game I was just kind of like AFK
midway
What the, we don't have anybody in the game?
Probably got a hand up for me.
I work for you, I work for these poor guys.
This is probably going to be silver level.
Listen, little stop, little confidence boost for the gang, you're welcome.
One second, I'm gonna go ahead and pump an hour out.
You're gonna smoke.
Yeah.
Oh, uh-oh.
Deploying flashback.
Deploy the flashbang.
Oh, that's been bad.
Oh, um...
Where's that?
Flashbang.
He's using.
Killer terrorist win.
There you go.
Whoa, who does this guy think he is?
He's showing off that he can buy cases, yo, nade shot, buy 300 cases right now.
Show this guy who's fucking boss.
My wife caught me off, I can't.
Shit.
by 400 cases
Way fucking hit that, bro
stop crouching! HUNCH! STOP CROUCHING!
I actually need to- I haven't gotten nearly enough options today.
smoke watch this shit keep my head open yeah yeah that last time that's up
it's open on both sides
they're not a beaver I'm very kidding
One B.
Oh, shh, sorry about the edge.
Two B.
Flash by.
the
course I can you I need a gap though
yeah I'm on a can I have a can I have an M4 the one that goes one like not that one not that
gun
No!
Come on!
They're blind, they're blind.
It's entering out.
It's entering.
Ah, there's no man.
We need help.
I'll get over here.
We have some peace activities to do.
We saw the bitch.
I keep you on your toes that keep you on your toes
Exactly
one zero boost, one's missing
I'm gonna go right for it
bomb what up baby
bomb, I'm sorry I'm terrible at scheduling anything
but I love you
the fuck, where did you come from
Yeah, yeah, you get it.
So what are you going to invite me to Vegas to come to one of your events?
I could be one of your casters.
Oh, he's going on beams!
Fucking killing everybody!
He's flanking, he's flanking!
He's flanking, he's flanking!
Hit the drums if you see him flanking!
He's flanking! He's flanking!
He's flanking! He's flanking!
Hit the drums if you see him flanking!
You know?
Guys, I will never- listen, okay?
Listen, if you see me ever on an EDC, just know it's a body double and it isn't me, okay?
Okay, I will never in my life. There is nothing that I want to do less
Truly and go to an EDC concert. What the fuck?
Why in the absolute hell
I want to be by that many people
so man
ever
Oh my god
Hey guys try to get some practice too if you guys don't mind
This how you guys get your confidence
Wait, I am in discord. Hello wait what?
Yo, bro, wait, oh fuck. Did you guys move the cornflip? I've been talking about this forever
You're like
I had to take my medication
Oh, hey
Are you kidding me?
It's the sky blue fucking locked is the grandstand
I've never done a hard drug in my life, no bullshit.
I'm not saying that out of like, oh, I'm so smart.
I'm just like, I was like, five sins in your mouth right now and chain smoking cigarettes.
So yeah, I've never done that.
Wait, what did mom say?
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm talking to BMOs.
I'm talking to BMOs.
You Molly every few months
Oh, what the fuck bomb what is it? What'd you say? I've never actually tried that
That was legit
Not him.
Hold the bullets!
Trying to make a creator show match?
Bro, I can make.
Are you trying to make one or are you asking me to help you make one or am I getting an
Yeah, I gotta call out with that all shot at the beginning of the night. Oh, what was the timer when I did that chat?
Does anybody gave me look back and tell me?
Or something do you know the timing for that?
From like back in the day like that window wall bang into a garage like what if it's on dates
All I know if I go can I get a streaming set up for the time?
before and after the event potentially. If I can do that, I'm dead.
Wasn't spawned still.
I just don't know how that's not a kill, bro.
I should honestly start using the M4A1.
M4A1S.
You're not him, okay?
You're not.
Fuck you.
Okay, I take back everything I said you're him.
Wait, wait, uh, since when was it like AK?
No! I lost my lucky AK!
I was like, working kills on that AK.
Switch this shitty ass wasteland rubble one.
Since! Thank you so much, Mr. One!
I was just thinking about like, people's stat track kills and then I found out you can get stat track kills off of that match.
And then it's not as impressive anymore.
Well, there's also a bot that you can sit there and just shoot a non-moving target.
Yeah.
That's what I always used to do.
Got a bot with a, like a, uh, mode.
one word out of the main
he's got my not every place game again man
I know I feel bad just randomly I don't fuck them all
It's only fun if the game is closed.
Well now's the game's submission time.
Yeah, we still have a lot of people treated about it there, and we will still have them.
Exactly.
Someone's got a 3v2 go.
Fuck yeah, bruh. This isn't his house.
I found the real enemy.
I'm sorry, I found it.
I found the real enemy.
I haven't heard that one before.
Guys, by the way, the bomb got
shot back there.
What if they, what if they
13-0 us?
What if they 13-0 us?
Uh, that would be
fucking insane. One, two.
I don't even know.
Damn.
My cat says $84 for a way in here.
Isn't that true?
GG'd.
God.
Poor guy.
Yo, hi.
That's $84 for an AK skin.
That is actually...
Yeah.
Yeah, what's up?
What's up?
Yo, I gotta show you this line up for flashes, bro.
No more shots.
We played this map.
Come on.
There's a truck over here on the right.
It's on the pole.
It's on the pole.
Is it in the pole?
No.
Ah, fuck.
Okay.
What did the five fingers say to the face?
like long-term tiger hey hutch wait let's go together
oh my gosh something there hey Jared I shot nature you saw him on the right
there what do you think wait think about what what do you think about leaving
the game right now you'd weigh one or what to give them away give it oh my god
shot yeah don't play it don't play it don't play anyone oh shoot don't play it
yeah yeah who hasn't left the game summit leave the game in the mall for
wait I'm about to get a deal is where are we leaving for why are we leaving the
wins because we're bullying them some of us you know in this nice no no win it
win it win it win it don't I'm on I am it's even more PM to just give them the
win no it's not actually a bad day yes everyone yes hell no say yes say yes
they want this when they have to fucking earn it say yes say yes say yes say yes
Yes
Let's say a wedding's hot front of the PBS telethon the fuck is going on
He's in the middle of the house, nice, nice, well...
He wants to have a nice break, dude, so he starts to know what to do.
He...
He's left, he's super left.
Christ!
I like winning. We're gonna win all day today. We're playing against all these terrible
stanky what are we even gonna do what are we even gonna do for the next
three five minutes
three of us three of us
I bet I bet I bet I bet I bet I bet I bet I bet
alright alright
countertask win
damn you guys lost 13-12 bro you didn't
what the
dude we lost 13-12 we stink
oh my gosh he moved the gg easy I regret my decision
hahahaha
well now I am
alright let's head to gamba
We all open cases
We just go game bro. I'm not the game dude. I might yeah, I might actually start
Start fucking with the skin collection
Go back up to our channel
And there we go, there we go, I wish we were rolling straight into games right now brother because you
I'm feeling warm. Yeah, wait 30 minutes. I know it's a cool down period
box did
And I can't go play like deathmatch because that will just make me unlocked, you know
Dude, I hate the deathmatch shit. You know what we should do. I have an idea
Won't be one duals. No retakes. No
I'm not doing that shit. Okay. All right. One be one tools at us
Oh, well, never mind, that code's leaked.
Shit.
You need me to send you one?
Oh, just leaked my private code, fuck.
I need to call Peanut.
Oh my gosh, he is really getting pissed.
He's redlining it a little bit.
Oh, it's 15 hours.
Yeah, go go to the burnt peanut like the actual voice channel chat the one that we're in enjoying that
Okay, you know how to put it in your console and shit. Yeah
Okay, listen man, dude. This used to be my jam bro. Come on. I know what that wouldn't even a hate or comment, bro
I was making sure I could get fun, bro
I'm going to have to download something are you hacking into my computer I am hacking
into the main for me as yes.
I'm actually I'm trying to join this shit and won't let me so I actually don't know.
I
People in it already all these people in it. Oh, yeah
That's probably why I can't join. I don't know her join. It's fine. Never mind
Wait, where are you at? I tried to join it. I won't let me
With you beat how did I join you did it? I'm not sure it just give me like a bunch of heirs
Keep trying to join
I can't bro it's just yeah it's not gonna let me in let me see let me see
who are these people I don't know this guy in my chat hot she said this to me a
while ago I've never seen anybody actually on it but yeah I don't know
tell them to tell tell your boy to kick up I don't think it's how it works boss
it's called peanut bro
oh my gosh they literally kicked me out of the fucking group thing so I can't
even play against anyone in this bitch I'm leaking the server
That's awesome, bro.
You bet.
Oh, fuck everybody in there, man.
Alright, waste of time. Do we have another server we can play on?
Oh chat saying we can make our own 1v1 channel or 1v1 server or whatever.
ignoring me and I'm gonna freak the fuck out going to a deathmatch
mother fucker
what did we just cue for I left why'd you kill I did kick me hutch don't know
What's doing I was gonna go death that you're something I'm pretty damn. Okay. Do you think I'm I'm looking at skins?
I'm trying to figure out if I want to buy any of skins
Jesus brother you're trying to get drift up and draped out before this match
I kind of hit that guys what site do you use to buy skins and and I should never use the same marketplace to buy skins
That or skin
I'll go to skin club or whatever it is CS flow man
That's what I used
There's like so many I'm like CS monkey or whatever skin for skin port skin ports good
Skin port is good. Yeah, I'm telling you bro. I mean
No, it's skin port is fine, but CS float is better. I think that's what the majority people use
But like why what makes them better? I don't know. I just I know that yo listen
I can't give you any other reason besides just use skin for CS float
But somebody to check out every reason I know
Talking out of my ass. That's it. I
Know a lot of people use
I just I'll use I can't use to look up the skin that I
Why oh you
My account is like not authenticated or just recently authentication or something like that. I
I don't really know what it is.
I'm gonna block our bra here.
Wait, what is it that we gotta do to CS?
Do we have to do something?
I'm getting told to look at my brief.
Oh, apparently I won't be able to use any of these guys.
My steam?
I'm gonna buy a food market place ever so well.
what is it factory new AK-47
come with prices
factory new AK what?
AK-47 inheritance
dude do the Vulcan, Vulcan stick and they sell on steam
nah, I'm gonna say inheritance, say inheritance speaks to me, it speaks to me
Don't be a bitch. Buy it right now, or- Nah, you're trolling the highway. For real?
I'm buying this fucking- I need a new AK skin.
Fuck!
two me decisions
two me decisions
the way
If I call Pino, will that make you guys feel better?
I don't know like how these people are so confident, holding left trigger whenever they're scaring me.
Like it never works out for me.
All right, I'll call him. Give me a second down here.
actually insane
I
Have them for today's matches I vote Nate
Don't give me any opinions
Listen, listen, you have to understand that, Liz, the problem is, is that,
to those that have limited CS experience, I guarantee an experience on Mirage.
Yeah, but we're better than...
Well, now, I'll talk to you in a second about it.
I gotta say thank you back to my brother, as well as the fact that we're not playing Mirage.
It's gonna kill you in a minute.
We're better than them!
Yeah, that's a great offer.
Somebody's giving me a M5.
Thanks, again, thank you.
I don't know how this will miss.
Yeah, let me just start shooting as I'm walking, then crouch, and my bullets are just gonna
go straight into your fucking head.
So if I try to do that, my bullets would go to Vietnam.
game build them
let that puppy sing baby why not
I need to op some after this.
Alright, let's get that up.
Hey!
Hey!
So happy I pulled this out.
Oh, I need to pull this out so bad.
The nut has a lock in? How do you know?
I don't need a bomb?
What?
All of you are missing, so I'll just go home.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Sign my forehead.
Shut up bitch.
I
Wait, no, I hotch wants to be captain double it don't put that in there
Double it should not have done that bro. I mean double it you should be captain
Because I am going to be a mirage and he needs to know that
I'll probably be best, let's be honest with ourselves.
I don't really understand why that missed.
This thing just got fucking twice and I don't get a kill?
I don't understand why that missed!
Shit!
of
the
death
of
the
death
My bullet didn't go off. My bullet didn't go off.
Ooh! Feeling it, son, huh? Feeling it, son, huh?
got me twice let's go you know read
well I'm not feeling the opposite off feels alien like
you're better I don't but I'm afraid that like we're gonna face Ludwig's team
and what's his name is only gonna ob sqeak
You got a four one first we went enough rounds in a row you know
I don't know what to say now, is that you again?
oh
They came back up
the
chicken
long is the place to be right now holy shit
long long Lenny
drop long when he dropped it
three reels
it's real bad over here but it's real bad
real bad over here what just happened i got an infection in my hand
i'm sorry
tap i'm not working on taps right now man i'm working on triple bursting and it ain't
going well
i need to go in for a 1s after this
All right, you good wonderful
It's not a good look, you know, it's not a good look at all
I just gotta just shoot until they die with the M4A1S.
I can't stop shooting.
i do that a lot
Fortnight hit man, is that what that guy's name is?
Coming!
Coming!
No, it's gonna get shot in the ass!
Like the stream! Amen!
Blood and Oath, come on, kill us!
Dink them, lucky bastard!
Shakin'!
of
death
of
death
of
I want you to be comfortable. What's your least favorite map?
My my goal would be to ban nuke and inferno every chance I get and then
I completely agree with that
Give me captain. I got kind of just wanted to show off because I mean my mindset is like
Well, but then why would we lose on a nervous cash?
Or like I'm not good like I've just done it so my floor is a lot lower so I can actually play like oh really like I
I can play like dog shit on those maps.
It's possible because I just like don't,
I don't have that many reps.
Okay, I hear you.
But because you're comfortable, then you carry.
So I believe in you.
No, I'm not looking to carry.
I'm looking to be the Swiss army knife for the team.
Dude, I just bought 50 dreams and nightmare cases.
How do I buy the keys for these things?
Inventory.
Just click open and then it'll ask you to buy 20 of them.
Okay, got it, got it.
Unlock container.
Chad, there was no, there was no network thing showing, right?
whenever I was playing like I
already I put it in the console
but it should be good.
Got you.
I'm almost.
you
And
Hey, gang what's up, how you doing oh look who it is man look at the cat dragged in stop not
Fuck you, Mr. Nadeshat.
Fuck you in your 007, bro. Fuck you.
How are you feeling over there?
Oh, I'm feeling fantastic. All right?
I feel better than I've ever felt. All right?
Yeah, really?
Boom by the beat. Good job. Good thing to blam.
Guys, Iron Man, I guess.
Oh, yeah.
Because I was hearing, I was hearing, uh, the streets were whispering in my chat this morning
a bottle of whiskey and four voodoo rangers confirm or deny the streets are
quiet down the bug that it has arrived will do all right all right tell the
streets I'll shut now the buggy latest yet I hear you're loud and clear buddy
glad to see it good the same one oh sorry oh hey no worries by the way am I
supposed to be anywhere right now I think we're not a start not I don't think you
are specific maybe, but I'm just waiting to do these maps and pick some bands.
Yo, I'm gonna go ahead and remove the net graph zero or whatever.
Yeah, you had that open already?
Roll, boys.
No, I don't know. I don't know, but I'm just gonna type it in.
Good morning, peanut.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
How are you on this Friday, hikes?
It's a beautiful day.
Why don't I get a DM from you, Hutch, in all caps?
Check the message before you dump it.
This is the worst?
Cases are such a scam.
Oh my, I'm gonna throw up.
I'm gonna throw up.
Yeah, I'll show up.
Cases are just such a scam.
Why did I buy 50 Dreams of Nightmares cases?
I'm gonna cry.
You're doing great, buddy.
I gotta get some cases.
That way I can kill Tyler one
and open a casement match.
I just hit two hits in the pack.
Do you want to do that with me tomorrow?
Yeah, all the time.
Noon.
Actually, Noon, you'll be on early.
I'll be on early tomorrow.
Yeah, I can go far.
Be the Buggalins, rod the grind.
We are on the grind to sleep.
What made you choose that?
It is for the week.
I don't know.
I've been talking about it for a long time and I was thinking of games that would be
really fun to play for 24 fucking hours and that seemed like a perfect game to
play for 24 hours. Have you ever played it before? Oh yeah, oh yeah. By the way, yeah,
we're not doing like PvP stuff because I've never played PvP on the game. I
would imagine it's crap but the PvE is incredible. I love going back to that
game every time. It's always just a blast. It's always a blast. Yeah, I'm done.
Let's see. I'm getting a couple cases. Oh, I'm not down. I have a tournament with Nick tomorrow.
But after on my tournament, I'll show up. All right. All right. Perfect. Sorry. I completely forgot
I had that. Oh, that's no worries, boss. That's no worries. That's no worries at all. No worries at
I'm gonna get all botched.
Put the knife down, Pete.
Put the fucking knife down.
No, no, no worries at all.
No worries at all of us guys.
Don't worry.
See, why you pointing the gun at me, Pete?
Why you pointing the gun at me?
I have my 20 dreams of nightmares cases and I will be doing it.
Yo, they just banned Mirage.
Do you guys want to play Anubis or Dust 2?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
and adapt and myth, I think up to them. I don't care. No, it's
a shit. Yeah. I don't know. Hey, Ben Mirage. I didn't ban
it. I'm pretty good with a new bitch, but I feel a new
business. A new bus. Everyone here knows a new bus. Yeah.
Everyone here knows the new business. Let's do a new
the chance of them knowing a new business is very small. Yeah.
That's true. I mean, uh, you ain't gotta fucking twist my
Let's do it
Yeah, oh, yeah, let's go
By the way, I typed in net underscore graph zero. I did do anything for me there. Yeah, I did do anything for me
Oh, I love this. I fucking love this dude
I would just hide screen as you're loading in and as long as there's nothing on the border at the top of the screen
You're chilling
I'm gonna go pee-pees. Oh shit. I thought I was muted. I'm
I'm gonna go take a very manly. I'm gonna go take a manly piss. Now. I'm gonna take a manly piss.
Ah, piss!
How'd you go next round in CSU console?
Yo, thank you so much for the $20 Super Chat, Lone Wolf.
Sorry for the late response.
Good luck today, brother.
Been a blast watching the tourney.
My fam will be cheering for you.
What you gonna do with your $20,000?
I have to poo.
Buy a Lamborghini.
Spive time.
Have a good poop.
Yeah, go right now.
Thank you, Yvonne.
thing I love the sped rocket. I'm gonna shoot out. Oh yeah, I got changed my name.
He's going to drop one. Yeah, he's gonna go drop a beat. I'll add me. So I don't
know if I stay in this server that I did in that picks and bands, but I haven't
seen anything in the channel to leave yet. So I might be ahead of the game right
where's the server at? I don't know they just sent me a server to get on to do picks and bands but
I don't know where to go now so I'm just sitting in here spawn killing jake and bae because he's afk
yes keep doing that so who's on their team he's trying to fight back now oh my god I'm
I've been playing Jacob Baig.
Who else?
Adapt.
Who else is on that team?
I think he's starting to crouch walking.
It's making me.
Chattamina.
He's out of here.
Mio.
You just slow walk his ass to temple am I don't want to be one right now for Jack. Give me the deeds
Who's the good players? It's just Jake and bake
Oh, they're starting
No shit. Okay. Yes. Let's do it. Hi. Come on. All right. Where you want?
It's like a one month round.
We have to wait for our spawn.
Okay, so
Alrighty our stuff is in the discord everybody. Lily or Leslie get first spawn for long
Then there's no way for us to make it to forget them all anytime right unless you flash it
No, what did you say? What did you say?
Our join is in.
Our join is in.
Yeah.
Join it up.
Let's join it up.
Listen, boys, listen, I know we have the lead right now.
And as I was telling my bungalows, we did not come from the,
we did not come for the AT&T win today.
We came for the glory.
So I'm in the fucking lock it.
Amen.
Hey, I'm in.
Amen.
Uh, hell yeah.
How do we join this?
Do we copy the whole thing first and second?
Yeah.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think so just make sure you don't show anything. Yeah, it is a parody to clear your
like thing one
Yeah, you just type in um
I think you just type in clear and hit enter. Yeah
I don't that it works for me. It's a bad password reject. Yeah, I'm gonna do the whole thing. Yeah
To you
Oh, I did the same thing you're good
I
So not locked in but now I
Do this and we have to we make sure we don't leak this part, right? Yeah, you're not weak that you're any circumstance
Yeah, we started right now. We I would yeah, we're in the waiting for you or waiting for boys
The way they are gonna do a knife round. Let's go dad password rejected by sir for anyone else
Yeah, make sure you copy and paste the whole leave with the password in there
Yeah, yeah, you see us as
Okay, that would make a lot of sense
It's at the game buddy get you at the game locking boys lock inside the way this inside the way this inside of windows
Oh, it's catamina shooter, I can't tell her
Cat, Catamin is actually kind of deadly, yeah.
Yeah, she's kind of deadly, hold on, quick little thing, just like that.
Catamin is a gamer.
Quick, he's coming, quick lucky, he's coming.
Alright, nice, nice round.
I think, there's just warm-ups still.
Warm-ups, just warm-ups.
I have 50 dreams and nightmares and I'm not ready.
Ehh, yeah!
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go!
Let's get these shots accurate, let's get these shots going!
Bully him, bully him!
Get him boys, get him!
the unready players look at this unready players at the bottom put type in dot ready
dot ready to type type it in
myth might be long dead holy shit oh you could you can't let a little warm up round get in your
head well i was i wasn't even looking at my screen when he killed me i just heard the
to do it. Oh, the legs out. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not a great sound to hear.
Hot, the green side of here. Hot, the green side of here.
Oh. Oh.
I
Second boss. All right. You have a stretch here for a second. Hold on now. Hold on. All right, let the buggy let it come
Too slow too slow
No, I haven't heard anything about double points
Okay
Good morning
Good morning
I
Act like
Yeah, I'm not the bandit from Casey's double. It gets your ass locked in
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not ready. Jake and big myth. It's their whole table. Okay ready. Okay ready
You don't really good. You don't go ahead get that off. No armor
It took off team. They're missing. They're missing. Adapt, I think. Well, that's just
where the woman. You know, I'm not sure if they're doing it like faces, but in case
if there's no like team, besides like needs due damage, but not like your actual gun.
Yeah, which I really like. I think is the right way to do it personally. Wait, really?
I think team damage is actually like a good mechanic.
No, I know. I just like to play around this money and you're playing a lot of...
I like that first stop is Tony's health.
No, that's...
I can also like...
I don't know.
Apparently, this guy can't get his console open.
It's all...
I'm...
I'm never gonna pick a shop here.
See that right now.
Ever affect a trick shot? Hell no, bro. You stand, you know ball?
Oh, I might not be in hold on bro. The opposite weird to me today, man. I cannot
It's all you if you want it. Well, I gotta lock it. I gotta lock it. I gotta I got my I got my achy skills ready
Now I gotta get my off skills ready, huh?
I need to pick me out nothing you
I'm just gonna address the elephant in the room, but it's not hutch.
Guys, can anyone take down T-
Smokes and stuff?
What's next?
Water up now?
What the-
I'm in a PELCS name right now.
I got-
I thought it was the ideal knifing technique if we do do a knifing round.
Ah, you don't got a knifing-
Oh, left, left, right.
Left, left, right.
Okay, okay, got you, right.
guys has Adapt ever opened the game before today?
does anyone know?
i don't know
he has
he has
how many times?
how many times?
a couple times
okay
because i heard on the 2xko day he logged in for the very first time lost his game
I'm lost and immediately turn the stream off
He turned it off before the event was even over. I don't think I read the contract at all
That's in the game. What's wrong with what I'm talking about
We're just warm up warriors right now. Yeah, we are. Oh my god
What's your I can't drop this
Just left left right Yvonne this is who decides like what side sir on T or CT?
Left left right, Yvonne. Left left right.
I'm not sure where they're at, but this is where the fight's supposed to be. Everybody wait here, don't chase after them.
We came from behind us, we came from behind us.
Everybody just wait here, we stick together.
Alright, they're around here somewhere.
You fucking trolled, there is team damage.
Oh my god, there's no way! You can stab somebody!
I told you I can't hit them!
Not a good start.
Not a fine, we're fine.
Yeah, there's normally not
Nice round bro. That's the only
I know is that is not a damage in my
Yeah
I swear to God the only other place that you do a knife round. There's no team damage. No bullshit
Yeah, okay. Well no bullshit. We found out that there's team damage enabled now
So that's good for the actual game like we're gonna think about it think about it in when we play card
I didn't know some rules either and we ended up winning so it's fine
It's yeah, I'm just saying like but you're not the best leader because when you say stuff like that doesn't start confidence
I'd attest. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go
Are you in?
All right, come on. All right. Lock it lock it lock it. All right. Yeah. All right
So listen, you guys are gonna call it. Yes. Yes. Yes, call. All right. We're running down top mid everybody come
And just don't stop and then we're gonna break off to the right that cameras
Shilpy, don't peek it.
Yep, got it, got it, got it.
Now, peek.
Where's your planted?
Left side, right side of where we walked in?
Uh, planted, like, inside of the pillar, yeah.
Out now, outside.
Everybody's probably not going to have a day.
Hang around.
Oh!
Let's go!
Let's go!
It's a nice job.
Good job that you won.
I don't know how they're going to play,
but normally I need to go around and probably
going to rush something, so.
I said we go ahead.
Are you going to keep it by SMGs?
Huh?
I said we go ahead.
Here we go.
Is there going anywhere?
I think we should hold something
until we know where they're at.
No problem.
Good.
Watch the man.
Careful.
We, if we walk into one of their stacks, it's not good.
Oh, oh my god.
I'm already 35 health.
One was in the underpass arch.
i use the box
like up i know that it now we can now we can go ahead with that in that connect
area
uh...
it was one of the one
at fifty one they stop on the
they want to give you a bomb
flashing
All entry, all entry, all entry.
They just got behind us, they're not gonna kill us with pistols.
Watching heaven.
Heaven one.
Heaven lit.
We're gonna try to get a bomb down.
I'd love to play for it, I need y'all to get a little bit more active if you can.
Oh my god, he got me.
There he is.
Too easy, too easy.
I say we, oh sorry Nate, go ahead.
Now go ahead, do you want to call, let's go.
No, no, no, you got it, you got it.
I don't really have any, I was just gonna default again.
Yeah, we default.
Okay.
So whatever you wanna do, I'm down.
Whatcha playing here, boys? Whatcha move?
Where's John?
I'm looking for a pick up, man.
Perfect, man.
I'm with you.
Beautiful.
Ah, one's temple, one's temple.
Stealth.
I
Jacob makes that be you know where somebody's at so this coffee
Yeah, he's gonna do that
P can you drop P 250 of course of course of course of course
You want to do
Yeah, if you guys want we can just play aggro as fuck every I don't care
I don't like I don't think that's what we do
I think that's what we do because we just steam roll one we hit the trades and we win
I think that's like that's the one that watch again. Watch out
Nice. They already rotated.
You're weapon bad.
Plant fast.
Thank you, Bob.
My pleasure.
10-1.
10-2, 10-2, 10-2.
Oh my god.
I need this.
That's not bad.
It's not bad, Eco.
Oh my god.
Got some guns out of their hand.
All the living humans.
Cun or terrorist, win.
we're good we're good we're good all good boys all good all good here we go
grab the op we're safe I hold I peek mid with that I think we go out B I think
Hmm Jacob a playing be only problem
More top-mid
I'll push more be three you guys probably just group up and hit some together. Hey we go
I definitely think we gonna be fun to let
Okay, what to here make sure you're answering there's two here. There's one here and then one up here
Somebody throw a smoke
I missed he's still there on that corner hit 50 left you've on the other side left side
No, it's myth again. Oh my god, I see one right in front of you double it down pillar. There's one D main
She was here.
Oh.
Guys, what is it looking literally every round?
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
Every round.
Oh, my goodness.
All right.
We got to, we got to turn around.
We got to have one guy watch that back the whole time.
Okay
No, we need you on entry Yvonne you're on I think you go flight duty just literally wherever we enter you just stare behind us
Yeah, yeah, I think so. I think I think that's best. We need we need Dublin for trades
I
He's all being man, I'll be a man kill it now. Hey, don't make noise don't make noise don't make noise don't make noise
Watch out for
there's one dead put up one plant
some temple right now temple yeah or might be walking CT I got heaven if
someone can watch the left
we have two I'm gonna dump one I think
I'm gonna go ahead and type on in the chat because he said it last time. Is that cool everybody?
Oh yeah. Well, yeah.
It might be on eco after buying two ops. Watch out for a rush.
Yeah. Possibly mid rush.
I'm walking in your box right now so we can hit B as soon as I flop on this.
Good double if I can flash you in give on make sure you're watching play give me bomb Yvonne
Let's go outside and outside with me flashing my god
Beautiful, okay from behind whichever by I'm gonna watch behind my thing
Once walked out of temple
That's one's Evox.
That's a boy P.
What do you say?
That's that boy P.
Can I get a drop?
Hey, my man.
My man.
My man.
My man.
My man.
My man.
My man.
My man.
My man.
My man.
My man.
My man.
My man.
I would be surprised if I didn't walk out, eh?
Yeah, agreed.
just watch behind watch behind boys
I think we go away, I think we go away
I think they're rotating, A? I think they're rotating B
I'm coming
You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.
Oh, nice.
Nice job.
That's a good one.
Good job, guys.
Here we go.
There we go.
Here we go.
Yeah, here we go.
Oh.
That perhaps gave it for Chase.
Chase?
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
I have plenty of money.
I already bought it.
You got it?
Thank you.
Do you guys know if they had guns there?
They did.
I don't know.
They might be on an eco.
Watch out for rush.
Yeah, they're doing good.
Are they at the on?
Another one.
Oh, yeah, top made.
Come, come be, come be.
Oh, dammit.
Come be, come be.
I shot huts.
Alright, 3v2.
Got him dead.
I think you heard the last one, Temple. Could walk all the way CT, cause that smoker is gonna be playing as well.
Yeah, I think that was the one I shot, Temple.
No, no, no, there's footsteps after it, for sure.
Oh too early
My voice give them a given yeah, you guys
Good job
Let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go big big rounds
Holy shit, you're rich. Yeah, can you drop an AK so you don't overcap. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, you go
You might need the guns. I got the whole thing. I think we go a faster. Oh, you're rich is shit
again
I can pick up your guys a pinch do it whatever you're doing keep doing it
One's Evox squaring holy shit
I mean, I'll just come plant this bomb for you guys. Hold on.
One's having.
One's having.
Hating it.
I'm going down.
Keep looking that way, Cap.
Gamers after.
Are you smoking heaven?
Yeah, good.
I'm hard talking as heaven smoke.
I
Washing that for you Matt right after the we're after the smoke fades. It's gonna be a flash
Just great work I love it nice nice, I gotta buy more guns don't mind you guys don't mind you guys don't mind you think
Either a key
Any time any time with the team leader does
Fresh out fresh out
Eat that for breakfast
That's shot. I'm gonna throw a Molly star
Fuck!
Oh, I don't know what to do.
Thanks for listening to you guys.
One more there.
He was walking towards spawn, so we might be going like the long way. CT.
He's probably saving, honestly.
Was he?
Sure, yeah. He might be saving. He's the one that saved last time.
Yep.
It's your second big he likes to save you like to save watch out for him camping joiners on the way out of stuff
I'm throwing to try to kill
I'm good happy main right here
All right guys
Let's go 9 3 3 nice little every very nice
Great entry. Thank you, brother
Like we go back to a let's definitely their weakest point
Yeah
Yeah
There is one a
one dead from close, bait me, i'm flashed out, i'm gone
smoking heaven, you're good, terrible heaven smoke
Good job.
Nice half gentlemen and let it pass the call around
It is a T side map. It is a T side map.
I would like to take a moment to mark this end. No. Not yet.
Nobody said that. Alright listen I'm gonna play B.
We should probably have 2B, 2N, and 1A.
I'll play Mith.
If you guys want me to anchor A, I can. It's totally up to whatever you want.
I'll play A. I'll play A. I'll play A.
That's right. Come be with me. Yeah, we can admit we're playing too much. Thank you. You play that entry
I'll play the close four divine. You can play like right here behind right here. I'm playing passive on a
One bit
To a
I
Was like they're going a
On site planting
Until they're one site. Oh my god, one's a man right now
One's gonna be underneath you now, Pete. Underneath you.
Oh! Oh my god!
All good?
Cool.
No worries, no worries, no worries.
What should I... Should we save?
Yeah, I don't think so.
It's like B already.
Oh yeah, here.
We're already up, so yeah, it's definitely B.
Ah yeah, there's three on site.
I had one in the body.
What's that temple?
We'll be over here for sure.
That's what I meant.
It's temple in CT.
Think them, think them.
Last one's long.
Beautiful.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
So bad!
No, that's not CT.
That's just plain wet.
I
Mean that's a G G around no lie. Yeah, I'm getting a good like you go P. Give me that a care
Here you go boss. There you go. All right, let's just eat that
God I said talk to you
Give them minds
Water you
Nice one more with that water walking a I think they're walking a double it's got one as well. Hey guys
Oh Bob down Bob down
Beautiful
Stay focused, stay locked, stay locked, stay locked, stay locked.
All right, we're gonna go Maraud, next time.
Fuck you, Nate Truck, we're gonna get this disgusting map.
I'm not gonna get this, we need to do this to make room.
You're doing great, buddy!
Man, you got a nice odd off.
Stop, Negro.
I need our smoke.
Couple mid.
Ah, mid, heavy.
One more there
Yeah, just stay there and talk where you're at
He's dinked so going a death cam was going a
Hey, you're bonkers. Yeah, you can rotate you
I
They're broke on this round they are broke they forced last round open other cases. We disagree. I
Love that I'm coming in here with you guys for a sec. How'd you tell me open the cases?
Oh, they're beef.
Oh wow, Louisa.
Uh, Dragonbake staff.
Got them out.
Not in yet, but I'm in there.
But there's two that I saw.
I'm in a whole big...
Oh my god.
It's an injury!
Flashbang!
I don't see anything yet.
There's one! There's one B.
You gotta come help, you're gone.
Oh, another one B.
I'm gonna have to get up there.
bomb is here bombs there coming yeah it's not down though it is not down
though it's not down they might they might have taken it's gone now
they're going a now bro what the fuck is myth doing
I
Got on it
We lucky lucky lucky lucky right here. We are the enemy and our enemy boys now it is unlock it
You bond can you drop me in for please you know you might be able to double buy?
Yeah, this we find it
Can you set that up and buy two rifles peanut right now? Yes. Yeah, there you go. They go
Got it. Oh fuck. I was late. Thank you. Sorry
One bit again
On top of the main
To top made
I gave up mid.
Sounds like they're leaning towards B.
of
the
the
the
Oh
He's low, he's low
One more there nice shots mid to left
It's not it's gonna be a it's gonna be a hundred percent. Can you walk Yvonne? Yeah
You're probably walking top mid to cameras right now. They're talking to me again
Yeah, I'm trying to get there as fast as I can
It's blank time yeah, I'm coming one time everybody go once
Time yeah, it's an animal maybe
That's great job everybody great work
Is it two matches or one?
I don't know.
One map for the initial rounds and then finals the best of three.
Team round Robin, best of one, match rounds first of three.
Let's go!
That's a massive 20 damage and all of it was to me.
Hell yeah.
It was all to me. I remember the round where you killed me 100
Good first game. You can show a toenail
But I guys after that is top two teams after Rob and play moved to finals best of three and
Then bottom two teams after Rob Robin play move on to the third place this item best of three
But so that means there's a total of
three
Games no no no up to four games possibly three games who won the uh, yeah one who won the summit game who won the summit game
Oh, so the other game already happens. Yeah. Yeah, one they be summit
Dude squeaks and scum but I'm on Judas bro. Oh shit
Sorry, do we play to best of three or I?
I don't know how a round Robin works.
Honestly, I have no idea.
Harry Cheeks, thanks for the five gifted.
Would we have to play it on the team?
Or like, is it not how that works?
Same way, I believe, is a league.
We're going to play everybody once, whoever does the best,
move on to the championship.
God, OK.
Because that's what happens at the end,
was the top two teams and the bottom two teams face off
in a best out of three to decide the placements for that.
He won, had three kills.
It's a total of six games can be short as as short as five games if you win two out of the two out of three immediately
Why is myth mad?
Total six games wait so summits team lost. Yeah, bro. They lost a Ludwig steam
you. Oh, yeah, I think that's
what it's called. Let's go.
It's weeks. Leslie and Lily.
Squeaks is really good though,
right? He's like a level 10 face
at somebody. That's what I heard.
But I can tell you are just as
confused as I am because you're
in this game. Do we leave?
It's a shooter too. It's
comfortable. I don't want to.
I don't want to. I don't want to.
I just saw your name on the
I
Wanted for the message do go or do picks and bans for the second math
But I haven't seen anything so one person go and be an inside be with busy and help her with a smoke grenade or whatever
I mean, that's a great start to the tournament
You to be at the beginning
I
There oh, they smoke be there. Let's be there. Let's be go good. Go go go go
Nice this
I'm gonna flash over again, so you're gonna go through okay. You're ready. Okay flashing now
That's not where I want you to go through, but okay, I'll take that
I be
He's just not having a good time
Yeah, by the top. Nice try. Nice try. Nice try.
That's not a good start. They needed that one. I don't know, bro. It's so hard to tell who's the good ones and the bad ones when it comes to these teams.
Like I thought, I thought myth and jake and bake were going to be our hardest competition.
You know?
Hey, why is myth mad?
Who's he mad at?
They're using it up streets, Scythe!
When he looks at his mini-bath!
Ahhhhh!
Oh man, leave him alone!
That's fucking crazy!
Bunch of assholes!
Oh my god, dude.
hahahaha
nooo
oh gosh bro
hahahaha
you can't get away from these motherfuckers
that was great
and scup you saw start turning up
he started to kinda get his feet back under him
they, I think they can absolutely
give a fight to Team DarkPina
I think they're also probably the team of the most practice
which I think you can counter strike
it's huge, it's like they've all got grenade lineups
you can see they're sequencing even in place
again, it's like when we see
see Summit try to get everybody on the same page, nobody's quite sure who's throwing the grenades one.
Yeah.
And in CS, when you've gone through those motions before the game goes live, right,
when things hit the fan, you fall back on your preparation,
and Ludwig's preparation just looks better than everybody else's.
I didn't expect this week to fly down to LA, show up to the studio for work,
and cast this tournament, and talk about the meta.
And what we saw in that game was Squeaks throwing a left side mid smoke
to lurk out to kill Summit, who thought it was a cat take,
walking through CT spawn, not even looking at him.
That's gotta be one of the hardest things to do
to somebody like Summit.
And that's that team of Ludwig,
and Squeaks' aim and all their awareness,
coalescing, to be able to put together
gameplay that's meta.
And you mentioned some experience in playing
in high level, quote unquote,
Counter-Strike matches the Ludwig land,
the core of that team.
Only the best gamer's there.
That is, that's why I'm there.
I mean, that's why I won.
I love that knife, I still love that knife.
It's all right.
I have nothing to do with that.
Here's our next match up, though.
Team Burt Peanut versus Team World X.
Yes!
OK, dude, I'm so.
Team Burt Peanut, hand of the game, took down.
I'm doing videos now, bro.
I'll wait.
What's your final one now?
Oh, my god.
Brother, I want you guys to understand,
I'm typing to team one every single time.
100%, 100%.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god.
What map are we doing?
I'm going through Vito's right now.
I'm just vandoop.
Please, please, please, please, please, please.
Just one goal before this game starts.
This guy is a dickhead, bro.
Disgusting game. This is such a disgusting game.
He is.
I'm not a dickhead. You're talking about.
should never do. The first step is letting you have a problem. I admit I have a problem and I just
pulled the jar. You're playing up against the masters, the meta. Well all of a sudden, Tyler
1, who doesn't know what he's doing, is going to do something you can't expect. And in those moments,
right, that's where maybe there's a kind of catch up for a guy like Nade Shaw. And also Double-F,
probably with what I think was an underwhelming first game, finishing just barely above positive
for himself. Looking to see if he can bounce back here in the next times. There's only so many
kills to go around there so we got you know him going positive but that hutch
having a great he wasn't even someone we really talked about about this team
because they're so stacked they have so many stories well now if they have hutch
as an extra gear to work with then how much can you do that again another map
so I would have loved to have seen where they played right because sometimes the
kills come to you right and it depends on the map depends on what position he was
given clearly hutch did a good job I want to shout out Jinji one time because I
I think that in Sunnets attempt to make that first game
continue to be as competitive as it was when things
started to get messy.
She was in.
W Glaze.
She got that.
W Glaze.
When you see Ludwig, we talk about their grenades
and their sequence sounds.
All these flashbangs going on.
I heard her.
Probably, yeah.
Guys, I'm not going to lie to you.
I know Maron is a great map, and I'm totally fine playing it.
Oh, I love this.
You know, I don't want to play it either.
It's just like, yeah, like, a whole B side, I just can't do.
Yeah, all of us don't want to play it, bro.
Doublelift loves it.
OK, OK, OK, you know what?
I'm a team player, I will do it.
But can we please play Dust2 if it's up?
Yeah, I'm trying to play Dust2.
I will play with Dust2 as well.
All right, fun.
Fair enough, boys.
Given you two.
All right, we have Dust2, Mirage, and Anubis left.
So I'm going to, I mean, we.
I'm going to go for you real quick.
Yes.
Yeah, I'm down with the mid.
I'm going to play with Dust2 if you do that.
I'm so sorry, Doublelift.
I know how it is when you love a map,
But I'm so glad Pete had said that.
I fucking hate Mirage.
Yeah, let's go ahead.
I mean, it's kind of fucked up too,
because Doublelift has just literally been
captain insane over this entire tournament.
Now we're shutting him down.
Who was?
Doublelift.
What have I been doing?
Winning us everything.
Hold on.
Hold on.
What did you say?
I also beat it.
I beat it really good.
Yes, you have.
That's not what I was trying to say at all, big dog.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You can say thank you.
You can say thank you.
Thank you.
You've been nothing for sure.
You've been nothing.
I will say, you are against Summit.
Dust2.
He has part-paid Dust2.
10,000 bucks.
Yeah, that's fine.
I mean, it's up to them now at this point.
They lost Dust2.
Remember to squeeze to them.
It's basically going to be like, if we kill Summit, we're good.
Well, and if we're on T side, bro, we just work fast.
We take a site, we use our util and it's over.
We just find out wherever the fuck's up it's playing
and go the other direction.
Easy.
No, are we just sprouting, got them down the streets.
That's not it.
Oh, it does too, it does too.
Well, they haven't banned them out yet.
But they're already odd does too.
No, I know, but it's between Dust, Tuna, and Nubis.
They have to ban a math.
Oh god, did you get your gate?
They ban a new one, it's Rod Dust 2.
All right, Rod Dust 2, Rod Dust 2, all right, we're good, we're good, we're good.
There you go.
I'm behind you, Hutt.
Gotcha, Max.
Gotcha.
Ooh, don't worry, Hutt.
Fuck you, that's a case.
Oh, jimmy got me.
Dot r, everybody.
Got a piece of my mind.
Dot r, dot r, dot r.
Oh, dot ready?
What are you trying to say right now?
Um...
Aha.
Oh no!
Okay, alright, well, alright.
Obviously the gamer chair position was not in the right place.
Not in the right place
We're gonna get promise we're gonna get prime summit for sure
I
Double it
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.
I'm ready. Oh, fuck.
Yeah, he is. Oh, he is. He's
I'm locked in now, boys.
In double beat, it's ready.
Alright, once you guys get it, okay, we are all connected.
Purge is talking shit on me, drive past me while I'm sick.
If you need to get two, we'll get two.
About me, dude.
What? What did you say, boss?
I'm not from forbid which is actually looking through but what you just got to get your mind
you just try to get your mind
oh sorry you're good all right guys let's do a nice round everybody go mid left left
right left left right yes you've on you got it you see somebody that's already
been hit you can like right click them too after we kill everybody single this
guy
It's uh...
Okay.
Honestly, some of them might have them start T-side just for the fun of it.
How about Van, you know, they're some kind of...
I can't.
the
the
as a type which are saying they're not doing it
Yeah, they just want longer warm-up time.
Yeah, they want a warm-up for even longer.
You're getting out of mind, boys.
You're trying to get out of mind!
Ah!
Yeah, tell them you're about to stop!
What?!
Oh my, look at my wallet.
Here we go
I think it's
The door smoke nope
Double if you actually
I will go get it
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
There's one in Tons. You guys gotta watch my Tons. I'm planning for Tons.
I'm watching Tons.
I got new Tons.
Yo, I've gotta push their side real quick.
Careful.
Careful.
Yes, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Shit. Good shit.
Let's go. Let's go.
All right, watch out for like a rush mid.
I didn't get a great long spawn, so I'm not going out.
OK, no, you know, I don't think this one's that great.
Now we can be closer.
I think we should be chill.
guys chill out take a minute your weaponry that's a good hold you know I'd hold
that okay we go cat one lower tons for sure
one more there last minute
Nice you guys had that late oh
It's
169 100. Oh, I mean look at you. Yeah, four or forty six
I get that okay, yeah, by the way, I'm pretty sure
I have flashed along if you want it does anybody know mid-door so it's probably gonna be here like I don't know
We're out long
Smoking?
Hi.
Hi, dude.
What are these?
A degree degree degree?
Oh my god, I couldn't get back.
There's three.
Dude, uh, screw you.
You're gonna be right now.
We're coming.
I'm out B, if you guys come over here.
Yeah, yeah, we're coming, we're coming.
One CT.
Two CT, two CT.
Nice, same shot.
Huge.
I don't want to flash back.
go ahead you guys can just run straight to be I got it smoked off and
everything
I
Zero
I'm gonna throw a flash here. Can you guys flash for us?
where long yeah yeah yes yes yes yes yes yes one more nope no no more no
more that's it what's that plank be became I got smokes that's much much
I
Double it I'm so sorry bro. There's one CT. Oh my god
In our smoke in our smoke
It's okay, you know if he's got enough you don't need to peek him. He could go back to catch you, right? But
I might try to say
No double if I swear to God, I did not mean to do that bro
It happens in my defense
What's getting on that?
It sounds like a snot.
No friendly fire in your face.
It's all like a plane.
I got a god here.
Going out.
He's going to have an up there.
No doubt.
I'm just going to pre-fire the fuck out of it.
I'll flash.
Someone's probably going to kill me.
No, no, no, no.
Let's just back out and get in the spawn.
Got it.
There's not much of a prefire all right, they're not they're not fighting right now, but they're just
Maybe we go back be right now
I agreed
I can make noise over here. Yeah
I'm ready for guys to flash push up on that wall there's gonna be one probably back box
Go ahead and we're good. One's gonna be tucked as well.
Yeah, push back. Yeah, push back.
Alright, go.
Push out, push out.
Check corners.
Take clear, take clear.
Good.
Clear.
Now push it out, push out.
One, two, come into the door.
Fucking puns.
One's up on door.
Watch this.
Watch out, watch it.
one more lower going hunts
I smoked it there's no way they push out we're good
fourth of the life
yeah
I'm so happy
yeah
of course he mollied
first time
I'd go B fast
I'd go B fast
mid to B right now
take that B take that
smoke right go B
We got a crazy bee. We go be right now. Everybody go be
Or smoke and then I'll watch you guys tons after they're gonna smoke it run straight through
It could be on an eco, they might rush like
Popping grand to rack to be a
Oh molly suck
Watch tons maybe be they're saving they're saving they go to our spawn
Both of them you hear two footsteps. Yeah a hundred percent
Once suicide right now some of the
We double double offing
Yes, pop it fast. No, I'd be alive. I'd be alive. Oh my god
Good native
What's the cap out
16
You just crossed me. You crossed me.
Cross the gate. Summit's been doors.
Going in. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Could be pinned to your right.
Yeah. You gotta be dead.
I'm not dead. You gotta be dead.
Oh, nice shots. Summit's going to be here.
it I'm gonna make this party peanut I got it did
I'm down to go out again he's gonna be here he's gonna probably kill me
I got the flash.
Yeah, there he is.
I'm not going out long anymore.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, I wouldn't peak that.
Go be.
Go be.
There's too long.
I tried it out.
I thought I might be able to surprise him.
I got good.
Once you're gonna be dead fast.
Oh!
There's one outside of B.
I don't know if I...
Oh!
Sorry.
One more at B.
Oh
So one more
Seven still a day that's less and a well see yep. Yeah, he's gonna be he's
He's holding this cross bro
I've been cool.
Gumbaw.
Where is he, man?
I'm tweaking.
I'm tweaking.
I'm actually tweaking.
I challenge 100%.
Plus these lower tons.
Wait, why can't, what's up?
Ah!
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Thank god. Good work, boss. Good work. And I I apologize for lurking every round. I'm
I'm genuinely I was beautiful. Hey, don't worry. I really do what you do, man, boss.
I'm gonna get a quick hit down mid for the team.
The floor I think.
Oh never mind, I'm hearing ghosts, sorry.
They never control cat.
I wanna go out mid. Take this, you want?
I think I heard somebody walking up long.
Through the smoke, hold on.
We go mid to B right now, I have it.
right now I have it hold on I'm working on we're up short hold on
got him one more one more gotta be dead one minute
one more v doors half health half health
beautiful
I have to rip a case. I've been killing kind of women.
No, you got to be in a clutch situation, rip it and then kill him.
Okay. Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right.
Okay. I'm going to do the last one. I'm also the last one. Rip a case.
There it is.
Oh, we don't have bomb.
Oh
There's someone back here
I
Like after that
You guys got a weird little rivalry, bro. We do bro. We do he's three foot tall, you know, I'm six days
He has no neck. I have too much
You know, I would never do that to you, bro, I just want you to know
Yeah
C'mon!
Don't shoot!
Everybody back up, let me ASUS!
Okay, everybody get your Vartons.
Last, last, last, last, last, last, last, last.
Last one!
Last one.
Last one!
Come on!
If you add up his whole team's kills, they are at 11.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
If you add up his whole team's kills, they are at...
That's eleven.
Pretty good. Pretty good.
You know what? I'm doing doob running.
I'm doob running it up.
I'm doing doob running.
Oh, no, no, no.
Someone flashed along twice.
so seven I go seven I guess I'm a
entirely which I they're all you know
everybody's pretty weak long no bullshit
they're fairly weak
oh oh my god see it
hundred fifty eight eighty our hunch
Jesus Christ come on baby locked in
What a game, what a game, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm saving.
Yes, just beautiful.
Just beautiful.
Oh.
We are locked.
We are dialed.
We are dialed.
My work don't react.
My work don't react.
My work don't react.
Dude, honestly, I think the Squeaks and Scum team looks pretty crazy, you know?
Let's go check them out.
Yeah, I'm going to take a look.
Let me go check it out.
Let's go see if they are 5-3 versus it, but adapt to
Really fuel to that by oh, yeah, they're now done this round you think what are they gonna do in their time off right now
I think they're gonna keep an eye on team Ludwig trying to study a little place. That's exactly what we're gonna do
We're gonna watch they're gonna be just trying to distract it lock off in chat. I got the note that out ripping cases. There's your response
I think it's good use of time.
Well, after 13-0, you gotta celebrate it.
You feel lucky.
Yeah.
Come on, boys!
I told y'all, man, y'all been roasting me.
I told y'all.
YouTube liked the stream!
Wow.
Told y'all, man, when it comes tournament time, I'm a different type of guy.
I lock in.
I lock in.
I lock in.
Tournament time, lock in town.
And he is, yet again, 14 and 4.
Getting younger every day.
We saw that one individual player can't necessarily always carry,
and in contrast to the first game, the rest of Team Ludwig just a couple steps behind Squeaks.
Good peek.
Not a disgusting monster.
I think I'm gonna deal with this man in scump as well like
There's a lot of time for scum to just get so good. He's already comfortable. He's already got an ace
Scum pattern ace. Oh shit
Katarina strikes from long a just keep it a bit of ambiguity on this round
Which direction is it coming in from the long fight plus the tunnels duel?
I mean, you now know we're both remaining players of team adept are
I
Surviving on 30 HP it opens the doors for the CTs to just rush her down
Squeaks tries to walk in
Headshot comes out. Yeah, oh
But she is now gonna make me tab you think this yo take a little bigger for the five gifted man
I don't think it was a nine months out of thinking for the five or where was all this shit Tyler was talking?
Didn't it's felt like I don't know we haven't I wonder what he's saying now
You want to go take a look y'all want to go hear what a old T1 saying now. What's he saying?
Close game
He's not looking, he's not looking, I wish he was.
No no no no
But no, but it's a draft for every week. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's the one draft start of the event
Yeah, yeah, I want to say it was scum. Oh
Weeks was a second pick. I believe okay, so he covered call it
He covered call a duty the week one game with his first pick
And then he made sure to get squeaks a big counter strike anchor to try to be fast on both ends of the annihilator
I see his system and a good scoreboard update here. So we do see that it was pistol round
Yeah, trust me. We hate those two too, man
I feel like we play we can really play anywhere. It's just a matter of what the other teams are gonna ban
Productionist let me know that team Ludwig actually won the pistol round. So okay
What's some kind of response there for team adapt?
The end of this half
Round 12 to try to get four here. Check on some of it. They've got full on long control.
There's a chance they can actually make a conversion.
One fantastic push and a couple of great kills to pair with it out of Squeaks.
Suddenly, it's still a live wire.
Nicely done catching a tap, sitting on the edge of that smoke and just like that, we're back to the equal 2v2.
You should know they're both on site.
We have not seen Team Ludwig lose a round since we've tuned in doing their best work under the bright lights.
Jake and Bake got pressured while playing with Nate.
No way!
Okay!
What are we talking about here, Jake and Bake?
14 and 8 off of the back of those two kills to close it out.
Looks like Squeaks has got a competitor on the other side of the server in this game.
Holy shit!
Over there with the 1200 damage himself.
Top performer, Jake and Bake.
Last word on that half and yeah, okay, not dead yet. You're a team of dapp with four rounds
I'm starting kind of think to myself here
With how close I know I'm using my brain
With how close these scoreboards are we've talked a little bit about maybe adapt not being out for practice
We saw him there at oh, and I believe nine or eleven. Yeah
You know
Yeah, and we get one kill in the tournament so far 30 plus deaths you've got to begin to think
His team's gonna be raging about the difference in money to take the win at the end of this event
Based off of just counter strike. If he really locked in for this one week
It's a it's five thousand to ten thousand dollar difference between
four-third and second
Here's your chance to get on the board. Nope denied as weeks just continues plowing through them a
Pistol that could definitely seal the deal
Squeaks is the big dog
save but now I'm actually not sure for team it's weeks is the big dog maybe they
want to just wait for better guns it's the right call to make yeah sometimes
when a game of counter-stretch feels too far gone man you don't even have a single
rifle bought here for team Ludwig I mean in that last round Ludwig was playing
with a USP despite them being on a winch true so
that matters in all the best ways scumpin squeaks open up with those SMGs I
I think we've seen a good usage of Team Ludwig's SMG rounds.
They love just kind of going side by side, jumping through CTs.
I think that really makes the most of rounds when you've got these bonus guns.
It's so hard to hold back if you're not the best Counter Strike player.
They do a lot of baiting.
Bodies with light weapons.
The Jake and Beku...
Hey, can you guys hear me?
...and currently does have this Mach 10 position here on Catwalk.
Could get one over Squeaks if he's lucky.
I think...
Uh oh, still alive.
It's very important that we don't over rotate against these guys.
Got too much, got too much.
Again, I've heard in the first game, they were doing pump fakes, and they're doing pump fakes now as well.
I heard there was a bit of name war. What is a scum? Is it a noise you make?
Is it something you step on?
If you want to see comedy, look at a dev stream and look at it with a DPI that he's playing at.
It is so funny.
I was there with the kettle. Killed.
One of my chances is he needs three tables to hit 180.
His sensitivity is insane.
I can see his arm moving across the table and his mouse barely moves on the screen.
It's so funny dude.
Go to Adept Stream.
Go to Adept Stream.
He's on that call.
I'm playing him in really low sense too.
I think he'd probably be mind blown.
Really?
I feel like they're just going to keep getting me down.
This is on another level, bro.
The sensitivity?
Yes.
Yes
How it flashes a
Look that that's slow to me. Okay. Okay. It was crazy earlier. I just got where the depth is one and twenty seven
Make that two baby. Well, I just picked up one. I think he's got two now
I
Gotta watch it after saying I gotta see what's going on here. I gotta see what the dude. You're good at doing
He's locked in I like about a death is that he never gives up
He never gives up
He's bullied out. He's bullied out. He's dialed. He's locked in. This is isn't his main game. All right. This is
No one would be guys. No one would be I'll go be I'll go be okay. Um yo by the way they're asking all of us to restart our games because there's a new counter strike patch that we need to download.
I don't know if you can.
Brother this happened again. This happened last time we were doing AT&T.
Oh wow.
Yeah it's crazy right? It's mining.
Bro, the last time we were doing, we were playing AT&T,
Vertigo dropped its update and we all had to restart
and the entire map was different for the tournament.
Oh my God.
That was so funny.
Yeah, we were literally going to play Vertigo
and it was completely different
from what all of us practiced.
That's insane, two years in a row.
He is locked in.
He is locked in.
I want to see him on a gun round now.
I just, guys, I just watched Mr. Adapt on a pistol round.
I think he's about to lock in on the next down round here.
Okay.
You watching, you watching, Dad?
Yeah, I'm watching.
They're just trying to get a retake started.
The T's are already looking to hunt them down
while they're saving.
With their knives out.
Oh, yeah, with their knives out.
Sweet to the Glock headshot, 29 and seven.
I think that's the performance of the day so far.
It might just be.
Yeah.
That's even impressive by dog.
Okay, I'm gonna be there for a second.
I'm gonna dial in here.
I'm going to dial it here. I'm going to shut down the game, but here we go.
29 kills.
C.A.T.T. and I'll let her come. Counter-Shrike just released an update, so I'm happy to get it again.
I have to go watch this.
You said it on the car ride over. I said,
Ohan, this is what's going to happen. We're going to get another update halfway through.
And if you thought it took players long enough to get into a server,
the game's been on this patch.
Oh, just wait. Yes, we are working on it right now to get ready.
Classic.
In the meantime, we can enjoy team adapt, hangin' on for dear life.
I can tell that myth is practice.
I can tell like he knows what he wants to do, he's just not doing it, that makes sense.
Like how I fell with 2xKO where I was like trying to move and I just couldn't fucking
move.
That's what it looks like, cause his aim's good, he's just like, while he's shooting
He's running away from how he's shooting every time crossfire with squeaks
He's heavy himself very good and scum and squeaks both activate with clinical precision
They will cut down those last three squeaks of beast with 31 pills in a
187
187 80 are monstrous
Squeaks
That make it his case through the end his case through the MVP this week
That that's kind of intense because we saw first of all the best made lineup from him is smoke his long door smoke
We're running all right boys as first week's
Back to back lock in overall. So yep competitions tight
Competition is tight indeed now as our players quickly update their game
We will be going into what I'm gonna say is the preview for the finals because I don't think it's possible for these teams to not be in the finals
team Burt peanut and team Ludwig
I kind of hope we see a bunch of different maps played now. I think we have to right because yeah, see a best of three
Yeah, let's just not even play dust 2 again. Let's get four other guys. Hey guys. What about with you?
I think this time games either way
We have seen whatever you want. I'm gonna ban new obviously. I'm gonna ban Mirage because you don't want
We might just end up playing dust 2 again play against each other guys. Honestly ban Mirage every time, but should we ban?
Yes, yes
About
I'm not I'm feeling a bit under the weather today, so I am down with what you guys want also like
I'm open to it.
That's true. I'm seeing new guys.
We do know that like some guys get like shit on on news.
But these guys, you play your new religiously.
No one in this tournament plays new religiously.
And we play it more than all of them.
I know it's risky.
I know I can see my words.
We go in there and get 30,000 for some reason.
I don't know.
Like, you know that.
It's a month.
And we can recreate the team kill clip.
Shout out to Nate Shot though.
It's very impressive.
Very true.
Very true.
Very true.
Fairly speaks will rail us on you guys.
Apparently, T-T-T-S is a- is a- is a- is a-
Well that's what I was gonna say, brother.
He has like- he's such a high rating, like he's gonna know all of like the smoke strats,
and these guys have been practicing, so their takes on Nuke is gonna be very, very good.
Okay, then never mind, never mind.
Wait, so where did you guys net out on that?
No Nuke.
I had to go- I had to go T-T.
Guys, okay, let's play.
If we come up against Adapt, is Adapt on Ludwig's team?
We already beat Adapt.
We just played that.
We played that right.
Wait, who played now?
Who played now?
Ludwig, Sweet, Scump and-
Yeah. Okay. Okay. If we go against Tyler once, we play Duke. We won't. We won't. I don't think
we're going to play them again because we're 2-0. The team we're about to play is 2-0. I think
that's going to be the final match. We're going to play four matches all against Ludwig starting now.
Is yours? Yep. Basically. Oh my god. Four matches back against Ludwig.
Yeah. Holy shit. Unless we won't play them. Chancey, these guys squeaks on the other team
like the best player in this tournament. So we're just going to have to hunker down and get it done. You know what I mean?
Are we already in the finale? Isn't this next match kind of a freebie for us?
Yes.
Yeah, but it's against the team. We're going to play in the finals. Yeah.
So we got to lock in on the strategies.
I'm not going to lie. I played these every single year these tournaments. Weeks is good. He is probably worse than Summit.
be like well there was a year where tens was in this fucking tournament dude and
I don't know yet I think I agree one be one twice yeah you can always everyone
has a hundred I'm not afraid of the guy I'm just yeah no one's really what you
can't change our strategy because of squeaks by himself other than maybe if
there's certain maps or knowing certain smokes is extremely important yeah right
those are always so like for example like just really everyone kind of knows all
the smokes so he doesn't have that much advantage but like you really don't know anything about
doing a shot so guys I'm just saying since this next game is kind of a freebie and we're
gonna face Ludwig Steep literally four times if you've got like super cool secret technology
do not do it on the first game alright.
Yo do you do you okay I'll throw this question back to you do you think we have any tech
like that? I don't have that. Do we hold the power of the sudden or the poem of our hands?
Well, no, but like sometimes it's like spots you stand that like you can get a couple kills
like two rounds and then it stops working like that type of thing. I mean, yeah, like the
conference spots. Yeah, don't use like unless we're losing, of course, don't use like your main
shit why don't you just play like
Update your clients is an update that came out
Conclusion of this conversation
I don't know we make a conclusion, but I
I think the map we play is, I don't know,
Cam, I don't want to play Dusty,
but I think it's our best chance.
We don't need best.
Listen, no Nuke, no Inferno, no Mirage.
Anything else?
We're gonna pass.
Is Overpass even an option?
I think so, yeah.
I mean, I don't care about Overpass.
Do you guys care about Overpass?
You guys want to play Overpass, now?
No, I don't want to, but I mean,
I'm down to play it. I think we so listen listen. How about this? How about this?
I will go through the bands live with you guys and we can pick together
Okay, cool. That's the easy way to do it because that would just flip it a coin. What map you like well, boom
What I want to I want to reiterate in case anyone didn't hear they're gonna pump fake
They've done it in every game so far every time I tune in their pump making they're going to punch it
So we got to make sure you care. I'm about to stream snipe scum bro. No bullshit
I think uh like what maps do you guys prefer is a better way like I think what when we talk about bands that usually people get
confused because it's like split like what maps do you like and then what maps do we know what them to have
yo listen this is all a roof he's trying to get us to play mirage he's trying to get us to play mirage right now
that's true that's true he's trying to trick us he's trying to trick us I hate this voice I hate this voice
I'm not trying to trick you I'm not trying to trick you I'm just asking honestly you know what I honestly
to say it, but ancient is pretty good.
I am down to play ancient and overpass.
I'm down to play ancient and overpass if we want to avoid mirage.
Or a newbis.
A newbis is great.
I'm going to play ancient.
Guys, guys, I have an idea.
They ban mirage.
They ban mirage.
Alright, guys, since this next game is kind of a freebie, let's pick one of our other
maps like ancient or overpass, and we can kind of know whether we can go out on a wing
and choose these weird maps, you know what I mean?
Alright, so you guys want to...
Alright, listen, listen.
All that remains is Dust2, overpass, inferno, ancient, nuke.
So, you want me to ban Furno?
And Furno, what was that?
And Furno and Duke, yeah, ban Furno and Duke.
Okay.
I ban Furno.
Okay, okay.
What's that, what's that?
Right now we have Dust2 overpassed,
AncientNuke and the band's coming to them.
Okay, guys.
They banned, they banned Overpassed.
We're gonna end up on Dust2,
but this is joint.
Ancient, Ancient.
should we uh ancient it's ancient or dust two basically go for ancient right
guys right or no yeah all right let me take that back if I listen there's dust
two ancient and nuke what would you like me to ban yep band Duke hopefully bro
y'all this we're gonna play dust two against them we could bend us to actually
that's you fuck it bro they're gonna
get new and it is what it is we'll do
that okay and yo listen I don't know if
they're gonna bro can you imagine three
other play like stuff hasn't played new
this guy has got to be the only player
who is fucking let's get in there let's
do it let's fucking do it we got so
we don't just restore the finale right
yes all they want to play really can
lose it doesn't matter oh shit they
really want to play new they didn't
Think about that. Yeah. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh my god
Well, hey listen listen listen listen listen nobody tweaked because if we lose this map we go to the finals of the brand-new best of three
It's fine. Oh, that's you guys
What so ever right because we're both Qo
Yeah, yeah, who's the and low-wit practice nuke I played nuke 500 times to start playing this game
I still suck at this map, bro. It's fine
I
Don't sweat this one. We're about to be in hell. It's okay. Yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good
I'm gonna do a lucky woman. I'm gonna do a lucky woman. It speaks in our spot killing it. Don't worry. He's dead
I'm gonna do a lucky one case for the team. All right. Do you guys mind you guys mind if I do lucky one case for the team?
No, I don't mind man. Go right. Please do. Thank you so much double left. Thank you. All right. Here we go. All right
uh knife run is very important very very very important
what do we want?
ct is like 80-20 fucking strong
yeah we'll be all right
yeah we're good
yeah there's no tweaking guys
let's do a deal
You just sponsored the same spot every time I got the left you hold that right side
Well, we're looking at that semester a little different
Let me have one of these bitches watch this
I don't think we have, I don't think we have it up boy yet.
No we haven't at all, it's not even close.
I don't think so, I think we should start making up.
I think we should start making up.
I want to-
Let him know, let him know, let him know that we need fucking bitches right here.
This is insane.
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
ah
This is extremely fucking
wild
let him know bois let him know
I have no ammo now
I need a new gun 63 and 1 normal warriors normal warriors
Alright, I'm gonna start playing like a human this time I can feel it
Yeah, good thing or a bad thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, I have 67 kills actually.
Oh, I cannot have more kills.
No more kills. Perfect number.
I
What's the strap boys what is this when we're not a night we're going left side and we just win it
We have not what a single night is your strategy that we're missing
Yeah, you want to try to single people out
Listen this is what we're gonna do we're gonna make kill squad all right me hutch
Double lift made shot and then Yvonne you kind of like Tim's up like you walk up to him like you're gonna kill
How many of you because of the commander of our rule? I'm gonna say get this guy on the left
Double if you be the commander of your group you go get this guy on the right and you two like really go after who ever
I like that. You're telling me
You're
A part made everybody
Okay, I'll hold the left, okay?
Where are we going next time, where are we going next time?
Glad to hear everything happens.
Yo, cause I don't want to fall, but I don't know what you guys are comfortable with.
Like, I'm not, I don't play this like that.
You're fucking full-time rainbed.
Oh, you're fine, just put it apart, put it apart.
You got the multi-point roll.
You're not here, bro. Everybody stay here, stay here.
I'm the dangler.
I'm the dangler.
So I, I dangled the break sign.
Is that it?
You just put a point you gotta say
Somebody hiding
All right, we're lost
One ramp if not two for pistol
And I need somebody in there with me
Everybody else either come ramp or inside
Now we're not giving it we only need one person out there though
They're coming squeaky fast
Yeah, they're already through
One-side planting
I
Have never seen a team get there that fast. Yeah, that was insane. Oh, that was something I don't know how to climb ladders
It's okay. Yeah, that was
Person down you lock it you don't like it. We lock it
I think we need to redo the whole knife on them.
Yeah, I think that's right. I think if this is this round next round didn't count.
That means 45.
Yeah, that is true. That is true.
Yeah, it's okay. Open redoing.
I'll ask.
That's one of those situations where if we would have won the pistol round,
it would have been hell on Earth.
But because they wanted their cool, they're fine.
I think we should make a big deal about it.
I think we should, yeah.
We should make a big deal about it.
I said we make this a part of everyone's mind.
I'm writing it a bit longer right now.
I'm making a huge statement right now
There you go
I'll be back
Now this is not a piss this is a shit 100% I know shit when I see one. Oh, I don't shit when I see one as well
I'm sorry, I'm dead.
What was that?
I'm here.
Heal peanut.
Hey.
Hey.
I'm not feeling so good today.
Physically, I need a motivational speech from my leader.
Maybe that'll help me out.
Let's do boys!
That enemy across this building doesn't give a fuck if you live or die.
So I want you boys to go in there and give them hell.
I want you to take their lives, but not only their lives,
their spirit, their hope, their will to live.
Now get out there and finish the right damn!
I knew there was shitting!
My bad, it's starting to...
Holy shit, I blocked him.
Ramp!
Ramp!
Ramp, you're ramping!
Oh!
Oh my god!
Get there in!
Oh, what, oh, what? They're all ramped, they're all ramped!
They're fast.
They're going to hit squeaky all along.
You smoke to be annoying.
You smoke to be annoying.
Delay them. They can run out of time before they can even get outside.
Smoking outside?
They just popped squeaky.
They just smoked Mini.
I don't need somebody in a with me. I think it's your secret
Yeah, I'm kind of watching secret right now, but I'm trying to watch hot and secret
Oh bomb is one thing grand
What's it hot oh, they're hitting it in what a yeah, sorry
I
Was back in hot yeah, he's uh might be hit her once or twice here left, you know
Nice
They got preemptively
way too soon. I'm sorry about that. Unpeek that angle. Yeah. Like one, like I had your back and then I
unpeeked it for one second. I don't want to unfortunate timing. I'll get it. I'll get it.
I have to tell you that if we get to smoke and make them like waste 45 seconds per round,
they'll start getting so antsy and nervous. Yeah. I'll saw his flash. Wherever you think they're
gonna come I don't have a lot of noise secret a lot of noise secret outside of
a lot they could have they could have are you down low right now or now there
could be to see I think it's a pump thing yeah they're at secret right now
three a secret three it's easy I'm gonna type I'm gonna type give me time give me
time give me time give me time give me time
I just did you got it we got we had secret one he's went down secret it's
the one person you got bombed on last guy was right there huh where's you going
Was your air be don't know we don't know bro. We don't know yet
I don't even know how many are alive
I was a crazy shot. I just go that was awesome
I think I just heard about stairs.
Oh, I do.
Dammit.
You win this.
He's gotta be lit.
Did you not lag out?
No, I don't.
Oh, my.
Ah!
Chris.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Chris.
Chris.
Chris.
Chris.
Oh
Oh
Yo peanut great job do you buy me?
Oh
I'm late outside
Oh my god, they got me they got me that's a lot of my hurt from that ball of time
They're running through.
Bomb down.
I'm getting single.
I got opt.
Don't know where from.
13-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-1 left stop
I
Get it off she's gonna be watching how angels
Around kid what around all right
Yeah, yeah
Oh
See this is your motivational speech
You're squeaky a couple I'm with you. I'm watching right one thing top silo
They're playing outside the same good. It's a really bad spot.
One's above me, Nate. Two outside.
One here. Got me headed.
One more red.
I missed.
So, red.
I missed so bad.
Not a gun.
Good, of course.
Hey, there's your one men.
I don't know if he caught you not.
One of you.
No, he dropped that! I can't believe I met you again!
Last fucking secret.
And secret. Last secret.
Last secret. Last secret.
Last secret. Last secret.
Last secret. Last secret.
Yeah, I went down low, peanut.
Oh, I've asked many questions.
You what?
Yeah, I'm here.
Where?
He's here.
He's here.
Hell, big show.
The single single pretty lit
Yeah, I think it's still here
Wrapping you just take it just hold it my god. No, no, no
Yeah, that's just great work once again
Can anyone afford a drop double if can you sell you till or I'll give you you tell for a drop
I could drop oh sick in the worst spot in the world that game for that round so
I'll just play more passively in garage
one shot or lit inside a hot scum
they're taking it I think they're not in yet
Oh that nades man. Yeah, I'm going to if I can
Go night boy P
One left
Sure have a game
They already have it.
They already have it.
Oh my god.
One in the corner.
Close vent.
One day, one day in the night.
I could not.
Oh baby.
Lasting close then.
I
Going crazy Wow
Yeah, double if I'm gonna do the same thing
Yeah, yeah one dead they're still there
Oh
One more
I'm not gonna lie
It's okay
He showcased the bigger outs. I figured outside was gonna come again, but it has not
You know, they they kind of found out we don't play anyone heaven so they just
We don't change anything we don't change anything we could we can keep our stride. Yeah, but that's why they keep hitting a
He says much harder. Yeah
This is good. This is good. We got the ego built everything is fine
I
Just got pretty fired I don't even think I was on the screen
Time
My shoulder I over peaked got it
Let's go, everyone!
They're gonna come outside eventually.
They don't have an offer, I think.
Oh, but it's on the way outside.
They're gonna be here this far.
They're here.
I get three fires.
Two more. Two more outside.
Ruthly has my number!
Two out.
She's absolutely boning me!
One's across the secret. One's at red.
One's at red
Oh, Fusely has killed me like four times!
What?
Cross Z, we're done.
They crossed, they crossed.
Yeah, both of them.
And I just do so hard.
Is that tight?
Come on, James!
I think he went towards single, but I don't know.
One's double doors.
I think it's double doors, no?
Yeah. I guess it's double doors? Yeah.
happen is fast hopefully oh wait I actually are all y'all are beautiful man no I'm not
smart bro what the oh there's one that would be ramp ramp yeah yeah it sounds like a couple
ramp. One's outside, outside just dropped. Outside just dropped.
Hey, you push up, you ramp, you push up, you ramp.
There's two ramps and there's one on Marshmallow. Errr.
Oh my god, b. Yeah, you guys are going crazy. Was the last guy outside?
I'm going to go. Be ramp, be ramp, be ramp, be ramp, be ramp.
For sure? Wait, no he's not, no he's not. It's like, six, six, six, six, six.
I think he was outside last. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Just playbomb, playbomb. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I got you. Come on, he's probably up top.
He's up and squeaky.
It's us! Fuck it's us! It's the last round, boys!
Oh my god!
Watch this guy work.
Yeah!
Peanut, everybody have a game. This is my game off. Wow.
Got ramp on lock.
You're gonna accidentally show us some titties. You better put that away.
That's juicy. We can't underage anything.
We need a pistol. We need a pistol.
What do we get?
We can all just rush hot if you want and I'll go in first. I don't care
What's up, right now
I
Shop
Want to watch our pinch real quick once on pinch right now it was behind us
Oh, you buy this you buy this all behind us all behind us
That is a place lower band that guy whoever just said place lower
Ban them ban whoever that was shut the hell up
How does peanut have one more cobalt like 700 more damage fuck
My rush ran
I'll be back just you outside my god just you in there being that careful
Oh my gosh.
Oh, there's one here.
Oh, my God.
There's one at the squeaky door.
There's one at Heaven, I think.
Why don't you turn around and double up and just watch Mini.
I've got Heaven.
Yeah, I got it one sec.
What's up, guys?
So much food is still alive.
It's the most dangerous person on their team.
Yeah, I think many like 100 70 with the gun
Have you saving
She is my kryptonite, and I hate her for it
Oh
Let's get one more round. Let's get one more round to clear the time at a moment
Damn it
Hey listen, we don't have bomb we don't have bomb oh my god
Oh my god, I just took 40 damage, I'm gonna shoot myself again.
I suck, I suck.
The Fusely, Fusely has mentally broke me.
Fusely has broke me.
He might go for my money.
Broke me as a man, broke me as a contractual offensive 2 player.
She has broken everything that I thought I was.
I did not last now.
And he's the road into the trash.
What site? I think I went lobby.
Oh my gosh, give me out of the game.
They're going down ramp. He could be in our lobby right next to me.
I need to get away from food.
I need a mental reset. I need cheeseburger or something.
Or he dropped down vent. I think we're going to be.
Just go away and plan, I think, actually.
Oh yeah, we're the terror race. Oh my God, I forgot.
Okay, I'm going.
Okay, I'm going.
What were we playing? I'm going to smoke.
I'm going to smoke. I'm going to smoke.
Who's alive?
It's just
Watch the van watch van
Can I get a drop it's just the gun's gonna go to foosley, but if I
Yeah, I don't mind give me wait it's eat them back. I want to buy it up. I'm dropping a key
Okay
Slide outside again, he's gonna suck it playing outside. I I have to go fight loosely. I'm sorry
You got a mission I understand
Jump is one shot
I'm in B. Where's bomb down? I'm not sure but once I haven't for sure and once many.
I'm almost. I fuck it, sock. I haven't. I haven't, haven't. And once I, I think once
to your right and once happened to your left, Hatch.
Oh my!
I almost died!
I almost died!
I almost died!
You scared the hell out of me!
Activation to bomb.
Your kryptonite is dead, Hatchie.
I know I can play the game.
Fusely's not here anymore.
You got this.
What's on my left?
Came from secret.
It's planted for double doors
That's how we do it boys great work
great game I think we're about to use up a little on the nuke but that was
incredible oh my god double me I'm opening a case just for you and whenever
I get in here I'm gonna keep open five open five right I only have to get one
locked in Wow
we're just staying in this lobby right I hit the clip of the tournament at like
like, I just wanna see.
I'm gonna be honest.
I don't think much is beating peanuts,
cased open 1v1 scump.
That was unbelievable.
Okay, actually, that was.
That was.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Wait, wait, the reason why he was AFK
was because he was opening a case?
Yes, he opened it and he literally stopped moving.
He didn't show that.
He opened a case and killed scump.
Brother, I thought he lagged out.
And again, I had no idea
that's what he was doing was opening a case.
I swear on everything
That's concerning
All right, I think we got a little bit of a break here.
That's at least numbers.
And then we go, the bomb included.
It's going to take us a little bit more
around the red ramen and whatever the fun.
And now we're moving on to the finale, which
is basketball three against a lot of Wiggs team, the team
we just played.
Yep.
OK, guys, I'm not going to lie, if we beat them,
three to 13 on Nuke, our most feared map,
then we wouldn't beat them.
Do not underestimate our enemy boys.
Do not underestimate.
I just want to say, and I think we should go for Ancient.
If we had lost this, I'd say go back to those two.
We won, I think we should go for Ancient.
What do you guys think?
You can tell who's been in the Counter Strike server before.
Oh no, it's fine if it's not, it's fine if it's not.
I agree.
Okay.
This game was looking pretty one sided, but now,
10 to seven, and...
I'll finish the time.
Can you see two masters?
What?
Bro, anywhere you want, man, anywhere you want.
Guys, guys, guys.
I'm sorry if I'm self-polating.
What's this cliff of how hard Swee's got shit on?
I would actually lose so much confidence if I got shit on the tar.
That was spilling over, but there is room here actually.
Team Tyler 1 out middle.
Again, we're looking for a bomb plant, self-declining, anything really, but they're feeling parraled in the corner set of the leads.
It's surrounded.
Peanut went 19 and 7, Nadeshot 17 and 12, Doublelift 20 and 8.
There's the double lift performance we were looking for, and that's kind of crazy for all three left to get that much to eat.
Huch!
4 and 47.
Do you even know what the score was at the end of the CT side?
I haven't received word.
And the whole thing, the whole thing.
We're going to do a little pre-flash here to get them off the corner tie and then move up.
This whole op on T side is very tough when you hit it.
You want me to smoke?
It's good.
Ones on this corner.
Nice.
Go ahead and throw smokes.
Yeah, I killed two there.
We're good.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Move up.
Everybody's dead here.
Point at that bomb.
What the Ludwig?
Oh my god, that's a free round 5e2 that's a free round
Why am I looking at lovely church
He's at banana he has not probably because it's miss
just got to respond to respond
good shit good shit good shit
some of them in a k
second week
you
okay
we'll see the same thing we're going to be
man those gloves are insane that's a full web on his left hand that is gross
just wait for that actually
sorry ct smoke
no drop time close to finish the games that was a
that was a gimme
Here's the thing, we won 13 to whatever, and I played terribly.
Let's go, guys. Turn, turn, turn. Let's go.
Run, run, run, run, run.
There's the enemy.
Someone tried to kill him.
They're gone. Here they go.
Nice spot, Hank.
Oh, no. How are we... Guys, listen.
At some point, you guys are just playing too scared.
Once CT is smoked, we just have to swing out together and clear site.
Watch T1.
Once we get that, we just have to swing out together and clear site.
I'll do it.
Once we get that, we'll tell us how much they can do.
Everybody's just staying back too long.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll tell you when to hold W.
How many when to hold W?
Honestly, I can smoke off Church instead of CT.
Everyone's being too scared.
Someone can do CT instead.
No, do CT.
Actually, you could do Church.
That's how it works.
Because Jake is always Church.
Don't have the whole time.
Watch out for Miff.
He's always over here.
He's a sniper.
He's right side of me.
He's right side of me.
He's working.
Mike went up.
I'm low.
Ooh, he's in the ditch, I think.
oh you want me to pick it you guys got to get alls
alright i'm planting okay jumping clear oh my god
2v1 you have numbers yeah planting on the slope
clear bomb wall behind you dizzy you get the clear bomb wall
oh this wall yep now take control of it
nice job let's go
Okay, I need an AK because I want to drop one please.
Thank you.
Nice job waiting for that.
Bring that back to recovery.
You can push the bomb.
Why don't we...
Take B control. Fuck it.
How we looking? 3-0 right now.
I'll do the church move again.
Dude, have you been playing FGST your whole life?
Oh, nothing to do with it.
keyboard dough I was an Xbox guy I could be wrong
yeah a little bit about your board like a tiny tiny bit like very rare once
every like 5 months and it's not about the new game because like you buy a new game.
That is crazy dude.
Your raw aim is fucking...
I think...
Shit!
I just killed our teammate.
Oh my gosh.
I tried to throw...
Hey you're up!
Summit!
Two hours are what we're gonna have, right?
Summit, you cannot go first bro.
You cannot go first.
You cannot go first.
I can't buy a new game.
Tyler won and myself will take advantage.
We actually fucked that.
Let's just go...
and myself will take advantage we actually fuck that let's let's just go five halls right now
everybody normal stuffing run all five right side mid right side mid right yeah one of the
All the way through tea halls
Yeah, there's no way I get this, right?
Yeah, it gets a tough one for sure.
Yeah, won't be four.
I mean, you can save your cut for the next round.
There's no way myth is opening containers.
Chica!
What, why'd you have to tell me to clutch?
You got 30 seconds.
There's no way.
Oh, god, please.
We actually lose.
No, please don't.
OK, OK.
the back fake being going or we could just go all slow up mid we could do our
pistol round shot where we smoke right and go left mid
that's ready that are you guys gonna all the other mid he's cut don't lose that's
good they're gonna tie I'm calling it now we're going to see a tie are we
watching the losers well we're watching them because it's probably the last
broadcasted game so they wanted everybody to watch them I'm not sure
the midstrack okay guys go that alt mid okay
yeah front line mid the right we will frontline
take a ride up your top falls out falls out King you guys need to be there's
gonna be right there on that corner
Oh my god.
Nice.
Nice.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Yes.
Oh.
Okay.
I'm so sorry Tyler.
I was trying to aim the bomb.
I'm so sorry Tyler, I was trying to end the video.
I was trying to end the video.
And then I didn't go in.
You needed the shit out of me, Emily.
What?
It was an accident.
Like it's fine, we all make mistakes.
We still won, all good, all good.
Okay, now we gotta play these guys again.
Off off the body on site, yeah.
That's tough.
Wow.
So the battle for the bottom is complete.
Yes!
The battle for the bottom!
Uh, round Robin. Now they go out and get it the best of three.
True.
Hey, that might be the series to watch with how the first game
went between Team Bird being in a team Ludwig.
Yeah, but again, Nuke CT side kickoff.
That's what I'm hoping.
I want to see, I want to see where our maps go, because at least we,
we didn't get to see it, but we, there was a different map, right?
We get an inferno and a nuke.
Yep.
Give me that veto for grand finals.
And then we can talk about maybe the blowout occurring.
Hey, everything's been great so far.
I mean, a lot to look forward to though.
We have yet to see our consolation match and our grand finals not to be coming up soon
But listen while they're competing for a lot of money
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after a brief break with our third-place match and finals
let's get a cap
okay let's go
there be it, there be it
hold, hold, hold
tighten it
get to your tunnels
I'm watching that for you Matt, we're not through the smoke phase, it's gonna be a flash.
There's two at it, two at it.
Hi.
Just great work on the round.
I love it.
Yep, yep, I got a huge flank.
Shit.
Come on, quick, hold on.
Oh, okay.
Yo!
What the hell?
Bruce Lee's kind of crazy.
nice one more car yeah I got my food chat don't talk to me no actually
I
Yeah
Don't talk to me
Where is he now I'm thinking I'm tweaking
I challenge
I
Gees crazy
Well, I had no idea she did that that's insane
I
Thank you, baby, it's incredible
Double left I'm so sorry, bro. There's one CT. Oh my god
Double it is never gonna play legal
Yeah
Like you're already shooting and I ran through but no it's not your fault bro. I'm not your fault at all
I will say it is a big adjustment from going cuz like
Yeah, everybody in every round. It just has their nights out at the beginning like the first 10 seconds
Just spamming their night button, and then you do some team damage. You're like all yeah
Oh yeah, I'm gonna keep that!
Haha!
Yo no dope for your boy right now!
What's going on?
Holy shit, Squeak, please set your stress, Dres.
This guy is actually, he is a little dialed in.
I
Wait, it's the first time I've seen summits sit up in his chair. Oh shit. Look at him
He is locked in oh my god
Lean in look at his little posture on his arm as well. This guy
That's that's 30 years of CS experience. She's got game and these guys again
No, but how does he actually have posture like that sitting up, bro?
I- I look like fucking lucky-
OOOH!
I'll hunt back another game.
That's not true.
I don't-
Wait, someone should tell Summit that Plain Seas is literally good for his health.
Sort of like, straighten out his spine.
I have a terrible posture.
Oh, me too.
Yeah.
I need to fix it.
Watch it.
Yeah, it's unfixable, bro.
We're in our 30s.
We're screwed, though.
No, no, no.
It's never too late.
An old dog-
If you asked me to sit, like, if I were to Mr. Beast, you told me to sit up for an hour,
I get a billion dollars. I don't think I could actually do it. All right
I'd like to introduce someone that you do anything for a million dollars. Come on
If I told you to bark you bark purpose is to inspire us all to connect more
meaningfully everyone welcome Ted
Thanks, George. Hey, what's up everybody? It's Ted here. Kind of looks like something about this new AT&T segment called rewarding connection
Now you know this but not everybody has to be the MVP in order to create a winning impact
sometimes it's about those who create the connection and deliver the assist and
keep the whole team in safe right so each week AT&T has been recognizing a
player for outstanding teamwork and connection to the charity of their choice
but this week we're gonna be rewarding the player who earned the most assists
during the round-rubbin stage of Counter-Strike 2 and remember listen when
the connection matters it has to be AT&T thanks so much guys back to you
courage. Bye Ted. Thanks Ted for
coming this week. I'm dead. I'm
never dead. Our winner this
week is the most as in made
shot.
Let's go, Ted. Difference
here. Made shot. You guys are
ahead of me. You spoiled it.
That's us. Oh, yeah. Now here
we are. Okay, made shot. What
performance
here is again we didn't get to watch this game but already into the action
already ready to just jump on players with their backs turn we saw
Oh
That's sexy man look at all my
You gotta be so nice to me we're right about the posture thing
Shit
There's got Mike was out ski posture, but he just walked in
You got a bit so once again so nice. Yep
I think a lot of people knowing most of the sis is the MVP though
No, it's not the MVP. It's the most connected. It's like a side thing. Yeah
MVP is still open for grabs. I think also great
It's playing like he is that's one of those things were like the default radar settings and counter strike guy like adapt
It's just a hot you know, right now. I'm a huge disadvantage
What? What? What? Did you you you you picked a charity already today, Junior? What?
Yes, if I would I'd do would be more your project. Yep. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking.
That's how I was thinking chill. That's how I was thinking. I just second one in five, but I was trying to see.
I think that's why you don't worry. It's good. It's
um fight tunnel versus well trust in his vision more
highlights. They show the good begin. No way. Dude, I'm so
glad that you're here. Of course, listen. Hey, it's got
nothing but respect and appreciation for all of my
service and veterans in here, especially with wounded
warrior. You know, anything to do with MVP for the help of
that's come home and get acclimated and get back to
regular life I mean man that's especially those who put their bodies on the line I mean that's the
highest level of respect for me man and anyone in here who served I love you and we appreciate
You
So it looks like maybe the formula was working.
Oh, I knew text.
But yeah, I think let me sell you the overconfidence argument
again one more time.
Team Ludwig have been crepping for now multiple events
in a row to try to make this actually happen.
They had almost a full season.
I got it.
Just to grind for this one.
Now it's the time.
Hey, Peanut.
Peanut's open.
What's up, how you doing?
I was saying that you had something to say to me.
I was wondering how the other beaters are going.
That confidence stills over.
They were about to do them now, so
Tell me what you want big daddy
Amen for instant will settle for overpass
There my boss and then after that I say like that you just cast that's good
Why not that's two of the three does two of the three?
What do you guys think you guys agree with that one?
Okay, so you want me to ban what first
Maybe the next man Maraj and yeah, it's opening cases. It won't be once inferred. Oh, we're gonna have to buy double listen dinner
I actually
Generally down to my very court even though I hate Maraj
I do feel bad that we haven't played Maraj once because it's his favorite map and it's all he plays and after what
No, no, I know I know you don't and you haven't made a big deal about it at all
I just want you know like deep down. I do feel bad about it. I
Will I will I swear to God double if like when I lay my head on my pillow tonight. I will think about it at least
Think about it
I love Hunch, viewer, not actually Hunch.
We're trying to do bans right now, but the command is not working in chat.
Oh, okay, gotcha.
Yeah, unfortunate.
70% pink burnt peanut.
So I think we can at least agree as of right now it would be considered an upset if team burnt peanut lost.
We can find and we can say that.
We got one map it's new kids should be hard and they actually stopped them because they beat them in the best of one
They have established this head-to-head. Yeah is favored their way
I just got some of the chat with the name hutch MF with a verify that
Hey
Sorry, the check is it wears all the hutch love
Here
he's taking his time
take your time
what do you say about this thing
maybe, the player across all the maps
yeah.
yeah!
maybe mediocre or above average score lines
very good score lines
also, one of the only players to play
three different maps
everyone else is either on dust 2
or dust 2
thank you lovey
you're welcome
100
this game top performance
dust 2 top performance
and a new game that he played extremely well
I wish we had gotten a chance to see that a new this game to really
Just kind of tuned in for literally the last round we see double lift just kind of close out
So I think that's why maybe hutch has gone under the radar
Can we please ban hutch a small hands?
What cooking pot food long enough guys because I didn't say that message
Oh, we gotta join. No
Son of a gun mother dammit. That's what the I I need to do a balloon. I need to go for a loop
Where are we at first game?
Wait, why is he confused? He said wait what lol?
I'm gonna go. I don't think you realize that you were picking a map
Well, I mean it says in peanut must now pick a map. So I just yeah, no, I think they were probably gonna ban that or something
Maybe he seemed
The bottom
Okay, so now they get to pick a map to play as map to yeah, and now we pick CT side, okay CT
Now we have to ban a map so between Inferno, Nuke and Overpass we want to ban Inferno.
Look, I genuinely think we ban Inferno because we know that we're better than them at Nuke,
most likely, right?
And then Overpass, I mean, Overpass takes a lot of teamwork so that could play into our
favor or not.
I don't know.
I like Inferno or I like Overpass, Inferno, I don't care for.
So I would just ban inferno.
Alright I banned it.
We'll get to choose between you and overpass now.
Fuck inferno.
So what's the game trying now?
What's the map?
First map is ancient.
It's ancient dust and they're picking the last map.
I'm excited to play dust again to be honest with you.
Mook.
Okay.
Which one?
We play first.
Ancient.
I'm gonna go pee real quick.
I'm gonna go pee real quick.
Must be me too.
Team P.
Team P? I'll be back.
I just peed.
But I can hold somebody if needed.
Shit.
Hey, you need me to hold it for you. I know you ain't got no arms or legs
What the fuck are you talking about hot nothing? You don't lock it in pal
Lock it in. No, I just
Listen miss hot we're gonna do the same
You and me double-lifted main shot. Yvonne is the breaker boom. We separate into two teams for the night. Yeah
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. What do I have?
What?
What if we just play?
Yo, just before this map starts, just know I have smokes for A and B at any point if you guys need them and mid.
Perfect. Oh my God. Fantastic. You guys have information.
Aw, wait, guys, what?
I shouldn't eat that food.
I'll watch them eat up.
Oh my gosh, I eat too.
Oh.
Pussy.
I eat doubly.
Are you suggesting we don't do our plan for knife round or no?
Alright, you know what?
Fuck it.
We'll let the teams again.
We'll let the teams again.
The way I think we should be in touch on one's team, I'm the leader of that team.
I do the calls.
Double lift and Nade shot on the other team.
Double lift, you're the leader.
You make the calls.
bond she kind of like goes up and boom and like oh actually she's about to hit so they kind of
break apart a little bit walk back don't just don't get hit don't get hit keep walking back keep
walking forward they break up and then I'm gonna be like all right let's kill the one left the
broke up oh kill the one right the broke up yeah yeah I see I see I understand everything you said
yeah i'm down attack that's what i'll be yelling attack yeah
chaos chaos now we go to the lobby make sure you type play
what the hell
I
Need was a nasty
You try your dirty barnacle. What are you doing to them and spawn straw feel something you're arming
Let's go big game big game big game. Hey, it's and we have a one-nothin. Yeah, what you've got
Lock in hey, let's all go away. Let's go all the way. Everybody
I will go out first you guys can date the fuck out of me. Let's go
No, baby brother's trading. I'm swinging immediately. I'm not stopping of smoke anything
Yeah, I got you.
Backbox.
In sight.
I'm pushing Temple fast even though I'm weak.
Baby, get down there!
Oh my god.
Two in spawn.
Two in spawn.
They're gonna swing me right now on Temple.
And I'm weak.
I
Sight
He doesn't have a kid so just play time. Yeah, I don't weave
No way
I should have died but no I hard through that I forgot to entries
I
Think he's gonna be that and it was honestly a really good shot out of him to like don't yeah
Are we saving on this run?
Yeah, I mean we are bomb down we actually go I'm saying I think we
Forced and go back out a yeah, I mean I'm keen I'm down. Let's do it do it
I'm not
Oh no.
You want me to flash over? You want me to flash over?
Oh, I don't care.
Flashing over.
I'm not back.
Molly, three, two, one.
Oh my god.
Smoking?
Go down.
Donut?
Flashy?
One donut, he's hurt, he's hurt.
Cover the flake.
Oh my god on my feet
Is he good? I'm low
Coming out of doing as well
I got it right here right now by the way remember steve's side is way easier on this map all right
so we gotta get like just like four rounds and we're gonna go. Yeah we got plenty of time I like it I like that.
I think I'm just gonna hit challenge mid. Oh they Molly last round but yes I
I can't flash for you.
I'm gonna double-collect with you.
Let's see what's going on out there.
Drop the bomb, you know.
I'm flashing right now.
Oh, they're moloting it.
I'm out.
I'm retreat, retreat.
They have an eight stack of doom.
What's work, B?
I'm just kinda walked up ramp right now.
Yeah, I'm up.
I'm gonna have one in cave, one long.
One's in cave, one's in cave.
Cave dead.
Hey, I'm rolling with you bro. Let's go. Let's go in
One CT right now Fuzzi
My shot
One more there around that corner swinging up naked
Like here, yeah, just try to lay delay delay delay
What?
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. No, I thought he was going to top
All good
Are we gonna economy? Yeah, okay
Guys, I'm gonna drive SMG. I'm gonna watch out B fall behind me
I'm gonna behind you. I got the SMG out. Okay
I'll flash three guys
Guys
Got three
Watch out other side KV we got this I hope to see these moves
You might be saving yeah
They're pretty ones elbow right now
Oh
My god, Tommy Tommy
You guys run at her don't let her sit in gun
Here's the right out to your left. I'm trying out there anymore, but she was there. I
Can always use you good. I'm back. Hey
When elbow or spawn
What's elbow? Oh, yeah, don't it don't it don't I always um where you come out made on T
No way, she gets me man, no way.
Yeah, like right up here to the left is a beast.
Yo, listen, if somebody goes in the corner over here at B and throws me a smoke,
I'll show you the corner, I can smoke long and short, we can go at B again.
Okay.
Yeah, you guys want.
Yeah, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
Just need to smoke right here.
And I'm gonna do it right away, we just go.
Somebody's gotta throw me a smoke, somebody's gotta throw me a smoke.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Can you turn around and throw me a smoke?
Oh, I'll get a smoke.
Right behind you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The site is smoked up.
Let's move.
The site is smoked up.
Get the bomb down.
And now you can go with them.
OK.
One's in Jaguar.
One is hitting elbow right now.
He's going back to cave.
Ludwig.
Right in front of you, peanut.
Three, two, one.
One's laid out of donut.
Oh, true.
One's.
Ah, what is that?
Let me put you in a little spot, Pete.
You want to jump on that box?
I'll boost you.
I'm down.
I'm down.
Okay.
I'm lagging.
Let me get in front of you.
I'm not with you guys right now.
There you go.
I'm down.
We're going to go that right side behind the triangle.
I touch base.
I'm peeking.
I'm waiting for smoke to fade.
I'm going to go up.
There's two on A.
Nice.
Left side.
Right outside cave.
I
Let week still there let week was the one we saw there
Oh, they're still out.
Nice.
CT clear.
Where's the next one at?
I don't know.
Oh, okay, flank.
I mean, watch back.
Nice.
I'll be back.
Nice.
I'm playing.
Nice.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
All right, all right. I might be one more time there. Yeah, sure. I see you. I'll see I might just pick the guy
No, can you buy a new chat you buy me? He don't you know, he's a cake. Thank you, bro
Do you want the booster now?
No, I'm just gonna keep I see what fucking busy, okay?
Here
Triple-nated that is pretty be right now. I mean
We could go mid-map to A.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Careful. Careful. Look right.
To be cave.
Oh, he's bashing.
We don't give him up.
Push out. Push out.
Me, we left you. We're on A.
I'm moving. I'm moving.
Oh, one's in map.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to clear main.
One-stop, Braden.
One left.
Top mid right now cat
There we go, nice job
It's great work everybody. It's just great work. Yeah, they're gonna have real full kids this time what's a bee?
I
Really like that that a smoke or the B smoke sorry. I think we whipped that back out
Long I mean I can smoke short too, but it depends on timing. Okay, I'm
Right now we got two over at a peanut you're kind of nobody has your Jaguar right now or your left like your cave
I'm getting it. I'm picking it up. I just smoke long gonna quick pick up be what you get
Yo, hutch, I'm gonna try to Molly corner real quick to clear it
All right, it could be close corners in K you could pay me if you want. Yeah, baby baby
Which would actually tea yeah, I'd be good for me. I'd be good for people
I'm in we have cave all right smoking off right side
Smoking on left. Oh, you have a left. I like that
Say spot I'm needing the right I'm needing the right
Right now if you guys can just hold it.
One minute.
One minute.
I'm going to hold the log after.
There.
Just for walking.
Make sure to launch.
Make sure to launch.
Make sure to launch.
Left side, but he's crossing to his right.
You're right.
Hold on, Pino.
I'm about to flash out.
I'm about to flash out.
Hold on.
I'm about to flash out.
You're last.
God, fucking, last America.
Bro, the just walking across,
walking across and just holding left click,
and he heads me, like, brother, what?
You just get to walk and shoot and you hit the shot?
I wish.
I wish I could do that.
Oh yeah, we're chillin'.
That's just like, it's just, see it go locked.
I don't even know what to say about that.
Well, it could have went anywhere,
but it goes to my dog.
Do you want me and A.K.?
Yes, I can.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Here, I'm going to grab a bomb and bring it on the actual speed.
Actually, I'm going to make sure they're not walking through it real quick.
That's a great pick.
I
Just walk down ramp and ramp one shotgun ramp
Oh my god, we're gonna go. We're gonna go away. Absolutely. I bet
Players Lily P choose she the last alive with squeaks
I
Think she's gonna be somewhere. I'm just gonna look for the kill
She's usually playing doughnut
She's Ct right now and what's probably doughnut probably gonna move up to the boxes on bomb
That's not the guy that kill me screeches Ct
you have a Molly you have a Molly I could have rotated a minute down that
or it could be a plane so close to life
15 seconds
I pressed it
I got this
oh my god
I think we should try to hit a they're kind of weak on a I agree okay I have a pretty dog
I'll just go out first.
I'll think we should take you there.
Yeah, I'm gonna buy Molly for back boxes.
I'll walk through. Contact, contact, contact, contact.
That was too late.
Listen, they're gonna be behind us.
Contact, contact.
I mean, everybody was already running.
Yeah.
Alright.
More mid then.
I think we should wait this smoke out and just explode out.
Okay.
Maybe we've been putting so much pressure on me. They're probably gonna know we're not there
Agreed
Hopping CT
The top cat going down right now one donut
I'm not sure if I can get out of here.
This is winnable.
Who's using donut? 100% scum, unknown.
of
the
of
the
Back by the square behind the square
Now somebody pick up my ramp I can hold CT with a scouter at least let you know if somebody crosses
I'm going cave right now ramp is right behind me. You want what this cross left to right?
Ah back right long
And
Right
You might have picked up a kid we have
Okay
Oh, counter terrorist.
Yeah.
Oh, if we had one smoke proceed to you, it would be a hell.
Let's get this last round.
Easy.
You have extra money, drop nades if you're not using them.
OK, nice drop.
I might go out mid like a bat out of hell this round.
I think one of our problems, we got a little too confident
with the winning.
So whenever we have bomb plans, we have bomb plans
or whatever, we need to stop peeking so much.
Yeah, we're just running out of it.
of
one of the
U.S. can harden in the
of
the
of
the
we can go back we'll go back I think you guys rotate the there's one on
oh I'm walking in no one CT I think I was gonna do a nice review one
in the ball.
Two together, two together.
Arm has been planted.
I got him.
I'm sorry.
Hold on.
We're fine.
We got CC now.
Everything that you guys just experienced on T-Side,
not playing a lot of this shit,
they got to do the same thing now.
Yeah.
I mean, T-Side, this map is horrible.
It is horrible.
We're good.
You block it right here and win this.
And win this right here right now.
Yes.
I'm gonna throw a nade down B ramp and do buries as well.
I'm gonna play B off rip.
I'm gonna need probably like two nades to B1A.
You just play A very passively, whoever's playing it.
Okay, I'll go A.
I'm gonna bomb myself and then they're out.
I shot them.
They're going towards Donut.
No one's B, no one's B.
Oh, there's one down at Donut on A.
There's Donut on A.
The fact that you stay alive that long, and got all that info for us, I'm not into that.
Yeah, great work.
Perfect.
Pick up!
Now, Yvonne, if you're gonna be playing A, what you can do within the first 15 seconds
is just...
You bank a smoke against like the wall right at the opening.
You smoke the opening of A, and you can play behind either box on site, and you do whatever
you want.
But just keep coming out, okay?
There's smoke on main, if I smoke on A.
You should smoke main.
Just smoke main, 100%.
I
Think they're all on today. I'm trying to make yet. What are you said? Oh?
Wave bomb with bomb with bomb it's it
It's an elbow in no way somebody's sitting in a corner here, right?
Oh
Yeah, I'm sorry made I'm walking through this one right now
Anyone you're watching down on
In like
He taught me on the
You're shooting to get his attention
There's another A
There's nobody here, I think they're going out A and trying to work the bomb from mid
One's A main right now, walking out
Nice, Yvonne
Oh no, don't push
Nice
Watch out, guys
There we go, there we go
Good work
That's what you get at the bottom
You guys are doing a great job, mid, good picks, let's go
Oh, I have no smoke this round
Uh, Yvonne, I can, uh, somebody buy Yvonne a smoke?
I'm gonna smoke bottom mid for you guys.
There you go.
On the ground, Yvonne.
Oh.
There.
I threw it to you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let me mid again, I think.
I'll see you again.
I'm gonna be above us.
They're coming.
Oh my god, they're all right there.
Too really hurt, too really hurt.
I think one is well.
Not good for me
They they got me control they got me control
I gotta turn off these fucking discord notifications holy shit
I hear A. A. What?
I'm landing A. One on donut.
On your bottom flashing.
Possibly two in donut.
Two in donut. One on site. One on site B.
I
All right, I'm sorry dad
It looks you look you in there
Come out the gates we're good. We're good. We're good
When we take when we take that mid-pea we do not need to peek all that we can just fall right back
They still have the advantage all the way up there
I'm gonna find a place you can't because I only pistols I need all right. They're gonna have it
Okay, they're taking mid
Take a mid got it
Shit, ooh, some outside be
Okay, coming
I
Give on you can say you can say you can say yeah peanut is just an ADHD little walnut, bro
He can't just do one thing and continue on it comes up with plans
To our kids
Yeah
All right, I I need I need at least one more person met with me every round every round one more person
Or we have to give it I could be
Yo, I smoke it up
We just we just worry about right worry about right
I'm here with you
Howdy, howdy, howdy.
You kidding?
Hey guys, I'll be.
Shit.
I'll be.
Nice deal.
Listen, I'm pushing their spawn fast.
If you guys can just sort of play together, they're all on site and ramp.
I'm gonna be here so fast.
Taking cake.
I'm on site.
I'm on cake, guys.
Nice job!
Nice job!
Let's go!
There we go, good.
Were they on eco? Like, they bought.
I think they were, yeah.
They had Mackpins.
Was he going to run back?
They're on eco, yeah.
Pee, you should upgrade to op.
And I'll take that AKP like, it's completely up to you.
I can answer the smoke bottom mid for you guys.
That'd be beautiful.
I'll throw you an extra smoke as well.
were you throwing it from?
i just spawned on the far right side
i'll come back to that stove
you have it i think
they're out
they're out dude
we didn't walk up
we didn't walk up
we're gonna go fight for donut
we gotta hold that
oh there was one donut
two
three all there
I'm coming they're lit. They're all lit. I'm Molly
I'm deep to this one. Yeah, I think they're stuck down over right now. You ever just try to save my
And bomb was down so he's either going right through our spawn
Yeah, I mean, I think she's probably down inside that so these last I think yeah, you guys just double up
40 seconds
What did you just get that kill out though donut I've done it she's gonna
We're back. We're back. We're back. We don't have it. Okay. All right. Sounds good. I'm
an AK lover. Yeah, sounds good. Sounds good. Yeah, I was loving it. Okay. I'm loving it.
Okay. Wait, what? Oh, wait. I'm going to play a game on this round. I think they're coming
A. Okay. Just a hunch.
Uh, is that your molly double lift over there or not?
Nothing mid, nothing mid. They're pushing something fast.
A, A, A, B, I mean. I'll be. I'm coming to B.
Are they out? Yeah. Oh my god.
Oh my god. I mean, fuck.
Nice, Theo. Might be in that smoke.
I just ran out of money.
Oh, Spain's game.
That's a lose, bro. No play. That's a lose.
No way. My shots are on his face.
Ramp, ramp, last. Ramp, you'll see him last.
That's out of the fuse, out of the fuse.
No!
Good try, good try, good try, good try, good try.
That was actually my bad. I fucked up my ballie.
We are they you're gonna have to drop one 1d which is kind of hard
We can get mad we get mad let's give me a bucket give me
I'll just don't be this round
I'll see you the ramp going back last ramp
He ran
Yeah
My be fake my be fake
Help you bond looks like it
You can't do anything
We're bomb one of them
Nice.
I've got you guys in power flying.
Let's go!
Come on!
Let's go!
Attentive with bucket!
Good shit.
Should I?
No, I shouldn't.
can somebody cheat toward A with Yvonne this round?
I'm waiting for this A hit, I feel like it's gotta be coming but
I wanna go B with this nades tag
one up one up one up
rotating nades stay alive
one more on site
last guys on site squeeze play together
Play together yeah, I'm winning wait for each other
Was on site last scene on site
Didn't flow state gentlemen, let's go. Yeah, that's a job everybody
in donut in donut to watch the window not out I don't think no bro fuck me
Hey, where's my double-lifted one? Jesus.
I don't trust this spray, I fucking love that.
I've been practicing, I've been practicing, coach.
I fucking love that.
Just a whiff on each other.
Have any of you guys got an aggressive paint at all yet?
I've got an aggressive paint all the time, don't do it.
Okay. They're ready.
I'm getting aggressive ramp.
This one, can you get?
One dead mid.
Two dead mid.
Nice.
I wonder if he's coming.
One more mid.
No, he didn't, he fell, he did not.
Out mid.
We can just walk him back to his box.
I have all the one.
Out mid, out mid.
No.
I got over peaked, sorry.
Nice.
One more there, same spot.
Oh
Listen they're gonna probably try to work a on you guys all right
You guys just hold angles at a just stay alive
Moldy mid angle
I went oh nice
Squeeze he's gonna be he's gonna be elbow for sure towards that bomb
I
Was made was jump up you guys just hold a
He's not unless he walks red and comes to be cannot I had a bomb on him
I think Bob was right where I was made just a second ago
He probably if he grabbed it he grabbed it within the last 10 seconds. Yeah. Yeah, I think the bomb is now out of my side
Okay
Yeah, yeah, I don't know on a
on site
that's just a great job from everybody literally team effort
that's just a great job from everybody literally team effort
here's single op no armor call
there was no there was no call
I appreciate you man thank you so much
Yeah, it's been a nice you see yeah pretty nice much love man. Thank you so much
I told y'all
And then on T side around they one day diffuse like we got bombed down. I was heating up
Six diffuse no seven McCoy digger for the three gifted you guys. I'm John. We are working one more game
If we just pay the post-plant like actually to trade instead of just like recklessly killing out
Yeah, we're not gonna lie to you for the first half of the match. I was I was I was walking down
All right, I was king bottom this fence. I was going into the spawn
Unnecessarily no need to do me to be to it's just you're playing for the clip
And it's like you get the entries that you're just like alright
I just happen to go and then I throw the whole round of oh
Like I'm two down man, and I was feeling good. I even think of science. Oh, I go with that
Oh, I come back for second. Yeah a goop is still hungry a goop is still famished
I don't know. I think we stay. I think we say. Oh, shit.
Well, they'll tell us in a bit, bro. I on T side was just getting bullied.
Finally, heated up. They're watching me.
the
growth of four K. though I have a four K. though
if 4K what the hell
I don't know who took control yeah we're staying same lobby P
I think they
I think we get to go CT now yes correct
I'ma go P real quick.
Go hit R. I'll wait for it.
oh my god
I'm breaking
of
the
Let's do it!
They're not even allowing me!
Don't ready Dave!
It's okay, I won't!
Alright, I'm here!
Hey guys, how you doing?
Should we play Dust 2?
No, I think we're actually playing Dust 2.
They got to pick one of the maps.
Alright, you guys know...
Do you guys want to play Dedicated?
want to play dedicate like whatever you spawn you play on that side so like Yvonne
right now I like to play dedicated a I like to play dedicated a okay he's got
the hot you can play it towards me I'm gonna play okay let's play long let's play long
let's often tell stories we already kind of fucked it a little bit smoke mid
just double double cab with me uh double it i got you you once felt long
yeah okay cab right now
oh i hit one oh my god that's the aim point uh cab right now
come on bud
I'll be rotating
Let's go
Yeah, I get the gold you buy
Oh
walking glue walking walking
That's our song
Got my song
All good B multiple jump a jump
One more
Lower lower be
Drop me if you can
I don't have much.
Here you go, Bob. Thank you.
Do you want to contest it for a while or not?
I don't have any utility.
It's okay.
It's gonna be a fast B here.
B it is, it is.
Big Nade.
Big Nade.
So super lit, super lit, super lit.
I
Yes, yes, they're on me. Okay, I
Can flash this out here
We should triple P same time I'm off the smoke in a sec three
There's one outside. I
Don't know where nice Jesus Christ. Holy one was
Long flank.
Do I have a kit?
I'm good, right?
You're so good.
Please, yes.
I'm gonna drop one.
I tried to hook and shoot it, but it did not work.
I like it.
Look at these crazy-ass skins.
Look at this one.
P, don't think about it.
Hop-dobber
Nice that's bomb
I'm not hoping anymore
That's one long
I
Have guys
Little bit of any one I can add some over to my office. Yeah, that works. You see I need to drop
It was a big mistake all about the broads that was only sorry I disrespected you by buying it up
I
Tons tons tons I was muted many tons
He's my big it could go through that be careful
One more.
Come here B.
I'm flanking B.
Just a flash?
Just a flash?
Nothing yet?
Oh, they're holding tons.
Yeah, I think they're holding for our flank some shit, I guess.
One, just one here.
Two.
Oh, one of them are flashing.
They're going in, they're going in, they're going in.
Yvonne's got a great flank.
Yvonne, you can walk, they're going long, there's too long.
You keep going, Yvonne.
You're doing great.
One's going to be your lower tons, be 100%.
Hey, do you want me to watch?
Oh, shoot him.
Oh, shit, I'm dead.
Yvonne's going to be on site.
side
These guys play slow
But we do
When we use we save our smokes like then we come in the fuck yeah, you need to drop it out
Come on, come on, come on.
Dad, you're here.
He's like out of this place, though.
Ah, there's some happening, bitch.
Oh.
Swing smoke.
Long's going.
Can you guys hear me?
Am I muted?
Yeah, you're good.
There's one top mid,
and it sounded like they could be walking down mid.
I'm kind of pushed up far, eh?
I think they're going cat.
Oh, it locks.
Lock cat, lock cat.
Yeah, cat going side fast.
Oh, I'm so...
I'm coming to the rear, I'm coming to the rear.
itís cat and secrets!
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whats happening??
can we save one
i can buy
We could save too.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
If we're light buying, we're going to go 2B,
3 tunnels, 3 tunnels, we're going to go lower tunnels.
Come back, come back, come back.
Hit lower tunnels.
They're here.
Oh my god.
me they're just everyone has a buddy and they're all just together all right now we log in now
We log in, yeah.
Yeah, we log in.
You don't have to know what I can teach you to do it, but I kind of like it.
Come on.
Don't they squash the head?
They see them.
Oh, there's one, yeah.
They're going long fast.
They're bugging, bugging.
I think they're going to be up on air already.
Yeah, they haven't been smoking it.
They're shelling it.
Got one.
are you ok?
I'm DL
Dinked on site or Dinked uh uh ramp
there we go DL come on
let's go boys
nice job
I'm gonna fight
What's up David up? I'm just gonna smoke this be and I'll work it out here. All right, oh
Bobby Bobby
Lower tons heavy right now. They're offing fit
No, I have a diva I'm a student
Yeah
Some cat and Molly I am push cat yet. Okay, could be what?
I'm foosies bitch straight up. I'm working up beat. Yeah, I hear nothing right now. They try to smoke up
Oh, what kind of fucking...
There's smoke, yeah.
One's coming along.
Well, I'm gonna walk up mid.
Two?
Coming... cat.
Three coming cat.
Is there a direction to watch?
I'd rotate, P. You're good. Go.
Okay.
They're up on site, double-lift, just so you know.
One mid, one mid-doyed.
Oh, baby.
Oh, bro, what a fucking try though, man.
Thank you.
we're good we are fine
can we buy? yeah I can even drop
I can even drop I don't even want
yeah
they're all picking it they're all picking it
B here's some in thuns
watch it watch it
Do we have anybody mid?
Uh, I'm on the...
I've got it right now.
I'm watching here.
Okay.
Two outside is long.
Smoked mid, but it missed.
One's short.
I'm an anchor.
I got one mid.
First in case.
I hear a cat.
Three long.
Three long.
Up there.
Nice one more there.
Got another one.
You guys are greedy too.
Trying to trade out.
Both of them should be weak.
We can go out this.
I'll flash behind you.
One back left!
Just swing together!
What was that?
Same spot!
I'll see you guys.
Jadalyn?
We might be a little bro-ed right now.
I think we do a half and then try to pull by next.
Yeah, we can do that.
Yeah, I'm down.
Yeah.
Yeah, we can do that.
Yeah, we can do that.
Yeah, we can do that.
I want to contest the long, I feel like holding long is so strong, this guy is in the fight
instantly.
Nothing Suicide.
One, one upper turns again, I'm testing, I have to sub jeep.
It might be coming out mid doors.
Yeah, it could be.
Let's go P.
one coming cats
one's here
one's cat
give that
oh my
push it back to another country
yeah
I got one
killed one
Bomb, I have bomb!
Yeah, still cat.
These are horrible guns. Oh my god.
Bomb's hit! Winnable!
1v2 bomb's on site.
Alright, last round. I'm gonna have to lock it in boys. Lock it in.
Lock it in.
Lock it in right here right now. Lock it in!
Need it.
I just gave my chair from action efficiency
I'm gonna smoke this for you P and I'm leaving
I'm not fighting the one who is...
Well that will be you, get out of here.
Jump up.
They're trying to come up.
One's in the towns.
I'm going to the towns.
Oh my god.
Alright.
Oh my god
Nice I want you to return as well. Oh, that's what that was bottom of the times. Yeah, it's so lit top made lovely
Flash by
Top made both on it both on me just child together
I
Are you on trying to stay alive
What's last no
the
Yeah, that's right.
I
Know kid no kid, no kid
I mean, I kind of got a long spawn.
I'm like, I think we should go cat.
Look right.
I was too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, wherever, wherever, wherever.
I'm gonna hit you, Frank.
We're going right to B-Boy.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
Lock it in, WP.
one ad door hit five times
one more one more one more two times two times
I'm a rush be
Yeah, fuck it. Let's go be again. Let's do it
I don't have a smoke Molly. Yeah, we go next to them all
I'm not going through
Yeah, you don't have smokes
All right
One more mid or there's one more CT
one. Yeah. Just hold on. Hold
on. Are you smoking it? One's
in there. Hit dead. Last one.
Last guy there. Last guy there.
Yeah. Can I run to play here?
Yeah, you probably get played
off. I have the window. I
window. I window. Yeah.
Peek off me. Yeah, it's all challenge
That is the one to no one like right work easy as they're crazy
My heart dropped while I died with bomb guys. Oh, I'm so sorry for that. No, you're chill
And lock it in boys. Let's go along. I can go along. I have an entry
They're on eco they could rush out mid or something like that somebody's got to grab bomb everybody somebody let's go back and grab bomb
They're on eco let's go one's elevator
Ellie dead
Yeah
Up top on cat
I have a bomb, nothing could be long by now, could be longer late cat
I'm gonna
Hey new team role if you have the bomb it spawn throw it to someone else stop throwing it into fucking another country, please
I got you I got you I got you I got you
I got your flash by yourself by yourself there now I got those smoke game
I got the line up! I got the line up! I got the line up!
I'm just gonna cross this hill with blue with blue with blue with blue!
Hey stop the line up! Two low!
One spline!
It's right in the corner! We're right in the middle!
I'm flashing high and right! I'm flashing high and right!
I'm holding your ramp!
Oh! Got him!
Good!
Hey, town, look out!
Got him again!
Nice!
Alright!
Oh my god, one's late flank, late flank, late flank.
I've got long.
Yes, coming long.
What?
Was.
CT, CT's out.
Oh.
Last, the guy that was long has to be going cat.
CT one.
Nice.
Cat last, I think, Cat last.
Oh no, CT, CT, CT, CT.
Last.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Saving.
They're saving.
I
Lily is a beast
Great round
You've on Kegel drop please watch up with that the opposite you guys want to go be fast again
Yeah, we can you guys got a crazy spawn listen as somebody have a smoke whoever second in
Molly or smoke the mall. I'm gonna smoke for you. Yeah, got you
But whoever's yellow you have bomb and oh, I'm so dumb. Oh my god
He might get stuck in tons
Does anybody know what a mid-door smoke?
No.
I'm going to kill the guy mid-door.
One shot.
Here we go.
I'm going to watch lower tons.
I don't know if they have pistol there.
Smoke is smoked.
3B, go away.
Go away.
There's 3B, 3B.
3B.
Go catch them.
Go catch them right now.
I'm smoking.
Mid-door.
Let's push.
Let's push.
Two-cat, two-cat.
Longest clear.
Longest clear.
Two-cat.
You got killed.
You got killed.
I'm on the next box.
Next box, one.
I'm proud of you much
Once back site
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. All right, double if you got that spawn,
bro. So we're going to ride this out. Okay. Yeah, honestly, like we should do we'll take
it. I think I think you need to AKP if that's okay. I need to drop. I got two in case. Okay.
You guys a flash is how long I'm dropping a flash here for you
So flash
Don't worry boys, I got these stay back it may be a save
I
Was gonna be okay for two minutes. Yeah, that's true
Whoever threw their flashes those were fucking long I've actually never been flashed like that out long and it was twice
You guys will go mid to be
I'm not forbidden. We got to it. Yeah
I'm gonna let John's and punch out when you guys get there mid. I got my
Did I actually get you with the second flash there? Sorry.
Aw, bro, I saw God.
Haha! Hey, guess what? Someone threw the bomb to, uh, to another place.
I got it, I got it.
Hey, we're good good.
Here we go.
Here we go, here it's not good.
No, the one is on the low!
Ooh.
Chad, is it peanut throwing the fucking bomb into, into nothingness every time? Is that peanut?
I think mid and cat is really good that for us I'm gonna smoke I'm gonna smoke
doors unless given off we don't have an op so I'm gonna smoke doors let's take
control and work yeah they haven't
off as well so careful
smoke doors we got a couple of case
we'll wait for that
you smoke man you said yeah I smoke
it's not the best of smoke
it's not the best of smoke
off dead nice shot go
I'm gonna go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
How did I just jump?
He peeked you before.
I think he was crazy.
Okay boys, back down.
Nice.
I'm planning for a cat piece. They can't do it's clear
I'm going back to cat a plan of work out
Okay, I'm trying
You know what you want on cat?
To cat to cat I
Don't go. I don't go over there next time. That's stupid
one more there same spot pick off me peanut pick off me are you like behind you
I think I might have ended it all.
The
Massive
Already up tons already up tons
How was you there that fast that was so quick that was so quick
There's no way he's already up there, man.
Got him.
Nice.
Give me a service.
You lose.
You go around it.
You go around it.
Oh, they're going to be CT.
Speaking of shit, probably.
So I'm coming CT.
Yeah.
Nice.
Nice, BL.
Let's go double it.
Oh, he's super lit mid.
One CT.
Oh shit, two CT, oh my god.
Four CT, four CT.
Get some play across, right here.
Beautiful, wow, what a round, boys, nice.
Nice job, guys.
I have some 31s in my hand.
Uh, P that, can you drop?
11, 11, make a wish!
come on please god allow me to
eviscerate my enemies
you're throwing that smoke double lift I love that
yeah it's literally saved the game
it might be on an ego watch out for a weird rush
I'm flashing long flights just to keep them on us
I'm gonna go a long edge you guys go up cat okay
Take bomb and don't be if you can already on it already on it already on it. You probably got to worry about one player
You're missing one go fast
He's there I don't know if he is I think you guys have
I did get lit up holding closed door
My tons
Don't fight it double it just get out just get out to blue crate
You can have your gun out, but if you stop I'm fucked
Beautiful
Got him
Oh
Ellie
Planning hold it once cat cat cat
Oh
Leave no doubt
Come on
Good work. Wow. What a great game. What a great game.
Oh my goodness.
Dude, these guys were good as hell.
They were. They were. They really were.
They were so good.
DG's, guys.
I actually kind of wish he lost to me when we could play another round.
Honestly, going down 11-9 on Dust2 while we're on T-side, like...
It's not a good blow.
It's so terrible. It is so terrible.
Yeah, it is it is and I agree. I was like I'm kind of down to play map three just cuz it's just so fun
I'm down. I'm down. Let's do it. Let's let's do it. No, that's what I was thinking before we won
No, I say we challenge them we challenge them to a fight a gentleman's duel
Thank you so much for the love
All of what plays
Position there to keep that so close in those couple maps
You don't listen to the announcers gasses up. You can't
You can take name from one game another but you're not taking those
So I think that was something but the prep that wasn't good enough
I think the energy was perfect in the overall individual level from a team peanut. Hey, can I ask a question or two?
Who was the one who kept throwing the bomb?
Who was it?
One bomb, one time off.
I had this question.
Who was the one who shot me in the back of the axe?
It was you!
It was 11-11!
Bro, we had to turn around and go get that bomb like ten times!
Guys, Hodge shot me in the back of that in the AK and killed me 11-11 on a bomb site.
Good.
this is a. Yeah. I'll see you
thousands of dollars math
good one because whoever wins
this is third overall after all
the week. Great great tournament
guys. Everybody at home
production. Thanks again. Yes
it's telling me about this
tournament. You was right. This
is I told you bro and you're
going to want to come back
every single year. Every year
like right around this time I
I'm so excited. I'm so excited
back.
It's so much fun, man. Oh my
goodness. Oh, I want to do this
every year. This dude. It's
amazing. It's so much fun. Maybe
maybe we'll be.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
to get some Ws in here for every
to a time room.
It's a lot of money.
Thank you, man.
Thank you for the love.
Thank you.
Real McCoy.
Thank you for the same gift.
You guys need a shot to show up on a game day.
Guys, three years, three years, three long years.
We have been attempting this winning the Annihilator Cup
And this year, 528, 2026 at 9.57 PM, 10.57 PM, we did it.
We fucking did it, boys.
Let's go, man.
Give it some minutes, guys.
My brain is so CT-oriented playing with Pina.
I look at it, and I instantly go an hour behind.
Map two and map three.
A few people joined us chatting, were watching these streams.
Apparently in map 2 a few people mentioned that summit had a 280 R for the wall. Oh, wow
280 Rs. Yeah, that's that's not levels. I
Know we finally did it now. We have a tournament tomorrow with Nick Merck's hard carry
We got a tournament tomorrow with Nick time to win apex next
I'd love to know how many kills adapt had in the map win in because we've seen it better total
that's what I'm wondering.
You ain't winning Apex. I think
the boys care. I think it'll be
so much fun playing with neck
kills, two kills and five kills.
So it's seven going to be a
shorter stream tomorrow as well.
I hate Apex. Hey, look, I said
before, I hate everything unless
I'm playing with the homies. I
love it. Always.
So much good damage.
Yo, real. Thank you so much for
gift it's glampy thank you for the take gift it as ffs thank you for the three months oh that's so
well done you're from jlp we think we give it like good that damage is starting to really pay off
couple week chill and we do something like this get all the hundreds everyone in this discord
plus whoever else wants to join and we just we do the exact same thing i'm gonna be running um
i'm gonna be running an apex tournament next but after that i can run it unless we want to make it
I think it's going to be an
impotent. I see you make it part
of it, bro. How is it really
quick? Well, it's the same thing,
bro. Like just have four games.
Apex being one of them. Have
everybody do a draft for players
and we rip. I could probably get
courage. The announcer for this
to do it for us as well. He's a
good friend of mine. What are we
doing? Same exact time as the
annihilator couple. We do it
Also, we're gonna do another Halo custom game soon. Dude, that was so awesome.
It's a blast that's probably the best night time game we've ever done
Yeah, it is so fun. I want to try like that the magnetism on keyboard mouse like a mechanism. Is it good?
Oh
was the best counter-strike
if you guys are mic'ing
if you guys are talking about Halo controller, it's usually too good
it's like I don't complain about that
and I don't have to
if I had to choose one to complain about
it would be Halo Avis' controller
but again I don't like that
damn, you think controller players play that?
that's insane
you're really swats
I will have to tell this to people
WHAT
in history. What the fuck just happened? You got to count your blessings if you count your blessings. That's what I say. I never said that! Remember what you had. Pina hates the disabled. Oh! You got to take the good with the bad. Not during the AT&T's. Yo, Splat, thank you so much for the take gift. That might be true, but Pina has the card, he has no arms and legs, and I also have to call it. I can't hear.
he's gonna have to run that bomb to the site and double ops on this side
yeah this is a third place match I think last match yeah they went to yeah it went to map 3
wait guys adapt is damn near top-ranking this guy's leveling up throughout the
tournament oh my god he's just sitting looking at six kills in two days he's
ascending he's literally ascending like this is it's a turn around because I
looked at his chat in one of them and his chat was saying calling you a bot is
and
he saw his players and now that's a little me up
Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. Yeah, by the way, my check is a little rough
I think some of the guys from the other
These guys came over here
Or they met you about dude, I mean that's how it goes. It was time. I'm not
No
Yeah, I think some guys came up for the other chats, it's not coming, but we'll do it.
Are you going to be okay?
Do you need anything?
No, vice.
Oh.
I don't think so, vice.
You know, they say that words in the chatroom online are some of the scariest words.
Yeah, I've also heard that.
I've also heard that.
But that's how you build the mental fortress.
Like, you build the mental fortress by reading this shit down and being like, nah, I'm not
gonna.
You know what I think I think we should make it illegal to talk bad about someone. What do you guys think?
You know what kind of guy they are when someone says their green is the leech one.
He has said that.
Did you guys ever see where there was one team account?
I feel like everyone was shown that she might not be the most experienced person in Counter
Strike 2.
Did you see the thing that doesn't seem to count and then you just did it in the library?
No, there was one thing that count logged in and was real.
Only one thing can catch you off guard.
After a pressure and you put it in the liver, I guess.
Wait, what the fuck?
That dog had glue right there.
If I could stop my glue, I'd have to win.
That's right.
It's tough once you hit one thing, you can stay forward on the bridge.
Oh, I love the line.
That Amina is very hot, right?
It's just perfect, positioning across the airplay.
It's friendly, Amina.
And now they go.
It seems kind of endearing, right?
Between the two of them, myth,
locking it down, getting into it.
Myth just, come on.
Oh.
I'm starting to think Anubis was a bad pick.
Y'all, he's much better than I.
I turned on him.
I was kind of lit.
And it was a power move.
And instead we go a
We think of that
Tyler I swear me mom
I mean, I guess we could I'm hoping another pack
That would be I've had that terminated for league for so long
I can cover the meth team.
What am I doing?
Okay, got it.
You guys can balance it out like the LSD guys could use like any weapon they want but the
meth guy is going to use pistols.
I fucked up that super power.
What if it's actually a super power like we don't know yet?
I'm telling you, I'm dogging on anyone in any video game if I'm on meth.
I'm not going to be doing that.
I'm not going to be doing that.
I'm not going to be doing that.
I'm not going to be doing that.
talking on anyone in a new game if I'm on there.
You let me know what song's there.
Are you sure?
Like, I don't know.
I've never tried, but.
I used to take Adderall back to the 8-bit game.
Prescribed, by the way, sponsor.
By the way, just definitely, I was got to.
Legal, legal.
Could you imagine taking performance-enhancing drugs?
You could stop me.
I was a gamer.
He could be like, what?
I would never.
I would never.
Let's go.
Dude, I don't know.
I think meth team clears you, bro.
Wait, no, sorry. You're saying LSD is like you can't play?
Wait, are you dropping LSD right now? What did you say?
I'm in. No, no, no, no, no.
I was I was saying tournament idea, eight teams all on different substances and
seeing which one wins.
Tyler, put that up. You chill there.
What about Jax, one out of 10?
What would you give me?
These guys in here today, like Timmy,
I'd say like a set.
Like scum and just hit them up.
I'd say we did pretty good.
are all on previously prescribed of course previously prescribed
Adderall and then we really see what's going on. We really see what peak 4.7. I hey it looks like
I think we're seeing it right now with some of the only he brothers is
I've gone prescribed that or all and it does not make me play any better, bro. What does it do for you?
Like it and you need me. I don't know but I
Frankly, I think this is a perfect
What does it okay?
We're talking about prescribed
I'm down to talk about whatever it's just you know, I kind of need this you guys are good
But I got to stay here in these AT&T and I later comes I got to stay connected. Please dear God
Well, I did
Make sure we don't we talk about legal legal prescribed by a doctor. Yes, of course. Yeah, of course
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Of course you'd never be taught by anything illegal. Yeah, wait
I mean if there's one thing streamers have on average, it's got to be a HD like our attention standards are like so fucking fried
We all taking drugs, let's go. Yeah, let's
Got 13 right now. Yeah, let's fucking ride bro to pharmacy. Here we go
No, no, no, I just didn't want to seem like a cop, but I wanted to tilt the line like be on the fence
So ATD knows I'm trying to reel everybody in but at the same time, you know
He's cheating on the test as well, but he's telling the teacher after that's what he's doing right now
Yeah, yeah, I said we tell ATT was his idea to talk about
Can't get ready
I want to do the enhanced games for gaming
How long have you played on mouse and keyboard like shooting games?
I started with
And then I didn't play video games for eight years
And then I've been grinding like keyboard mouse for like the last two or three years. Oh
My god
This motherfucker summit is different.
Yeah, I don't know.
What? Oh my God!
Oh my God! Did you see that second shot?
Did you hear the announcers? They said that Summit had a 288R game and they lost.
That's concerning.
The 288R, what does that mean this time?
That's like the...
You explained it to me. Thank you.
Yeah, average day was Tehran. I think they double understood it.
Yeah, I didn't know what it stood for either.
That sounds right.
ADR is what you want.
Oh, my god.
Yeah, it's just like how much impact do you have every round?
Yeah.
Oh, my god.
ADR is like 70, because if you have 100 ADR,
it means you killed someone every round regardless of winner loss.
So, you know, like 80 ADR is like a pretty normal game.
That's why I'm pretty positive at one point.
I went like, he had 158 ADR, bro.
Tab 200, this guy must have been walking out of water.
Yeah.
It just means you literally kill two people every round, turn every round to a 5v3 on average.
That's crazy.
That's crazy, Doc.
And they still lost.
And then they can't close the round, yeah.
Nothing in mid.
Can we just...
I'm not gonna lie, just walk up to me.
Walk up to me.
Walk up to me.
Walk up to me.
I didn't know she knew CS like this.
Yo, you know who's gunned me a couple times?
That gunned you?
Hutz was a Fusely, bro.
Bro, I'll never call this a Fusely space.
But I think Fusely might be a pro game.
Truly.
Don't tell her I said this but I think she might be the goat
Yeah
Once you go through there, there's a right and a left. There's like the connecting area on the left and then there's the bombsite on the right.
Yeah, it's okay, it's okay. We need to smoke there, it's okay regardless.
I'm gonna try to get a big pick here.
I played like duty, but I appreciate it. I had a couple games.
I'm sad we could've stood up.
I would never throw, I played away until like dude.
How'd you do it? I just gave you huge props, real?
I actually love foosley I'm just kidding.
I didn't think it was going to happen.
Foosley is the gop.
Foosley might go down as one of the nicest people on this damn platform.
Should we do...
Wow.
Can you rotate?
Can you go A or...
Yeah, she's...
She's awesome.
Oh, just contact A probably.
I can actually fucking contact B.
You haven't done it yet.
Contact B is walk all the way there.
contact a problem or you actually fucking contact me you haven't done it yet
contact me is walk all the way there when you see somebody to shoot at then you
start running so just walk walk till then though
like JJ says you're kind of walk really you're like getting way too close they
hear much further than you think oh really
check Tyler
sit sit there and fucking stare
Do I just save here you don't need to say it's last round. Oh, it's last round. Okay. Maybe I just fucking
Good luck
It's a T-sided I
Don't know I don't know I don't know I'm gonna bad at me. I love T1. I don't get bad. I watch T1 a lot
I don't want to get bad
They pause no pulsing
We drink the same power, right?
Yeah, I...
It starts?
I don't really, when he drafted this team,
I don't know what he was, I don't know,
what he was cooking for.
All right, where we going?
Thoughts?
Moving, moving.
2-1-2, 2-1-2, 2-1-2, 2-A, 2-B, 1-Mid.
I think we have to be.
You're going in.
I don't know where to look.
Dude, Yvonne's awesome.
Yvonne is a gift to this team.
Don't tell glue, I said that.
Yeah, they're all mad.
I think in terms of vibes, I mean, Ludwig's team
vibed really well.
But in terms of vibes, I know it's
easy to have really good vibes when you're winning.
Yes.
But bro, this team was awesome.
i feel like we had everything
oh my god
jingy would have been great as well
nice
oh man oh no he's not
oh no he's not
oh no he's not
he was being so hard
hahahaha
frivous lose
fuck this stupid game
intermove this shit from the tournament
it's dog shit bro
You used to play this game for 20 years, holding angles the entire time they don't move.
I think Calakdudie is way worse.
One clip. No, I think Calakdudie is much better than this pile of shit.
Haha.
Go, Rush, go, go, go, fuck this.
Sh**, this is a challenge for my baby.
What was that, bro?
Haha.
Shit.
Oh
Message oh shit summit
We have a fucking we have a death mound here, so we have
Could be flanking from B from our mid yeah, we're that one door. I'm gonna throw a smoke at it
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Summit might get MVP
Nice! Let's go!
Honestly, we can still win guys
Walk in
Ok, you have an AK
Yo, this might be another
MVP for a losing team here
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please
Summit deserves it, bro
I agree with him
The world on his shoulders
He's putting up a pretty easy
Everybody should be ok if someone gets MVP
Including us
He's also calming really well for his like players that don't know the map that well. I'm like watching his POV
Well in terms of like ADR for sure
Yeah
some crazy place as well. UDL and Nate. I mean it's up.
Dude, you did too.
I swear we all had our moments, Yvonne too.
Yvonne with the clutch.
Yvonne's clutch on like three or four times.
Oh my god.
Go be whoever the fuck else is alive.
Y'all had crazy moments.
That feels good.
Yvonne 1v2. I mean that one game we literally were like even across the board to one of
sick
nice to contribute
so they said to me i think the only robbery this tournament was nature not
getting the college
oh
you did
but i thought you know scumped it
scumped it
scumped it
yeah scumped that mvp
well i guess we did have um shit i didn't see it i was looking at my radar
i didn't see shit
Hey guys, what's up?
Hey, hey man.
They're just jerking you up a little bit.
A little bit of a hand action.
Just a little circle jerk action.
Ah, nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Zipper up or down.
Either one.
No zipper down. Cause you're a deaf and so it had to be zipper down.
It's gonna be me.
It was like I was broken in five viciously.
Sure.
Oh my goodness. What a great time.
Flanking.
B, you finished the 007 tonight?
007 tonight
Yeah
Are you playing up this you get off? Oh, I'm getting off, bro
Bro, I can't do it. What time can you join me for the double the
I have no idea whenever it's it's over, but I can join you right after it finishes
Okay, what are you doing?
Nick is Nick Markson in a apex tournament and it's one pro one streamer one dog shit player
I'm the dog shit player
It's literally that it's like
Listen to this so you had to go one pro so in the pro scene one streamer
Which is Nick and then one guy who was gold and below and when they put my name in someone complained and they I had to like sign up
For some bullshit and they had to check my account to make sure I wasn't overgold
like ever been over gold or ever ever like you wouldn't be able to do it in my
pot in my spot could you guy be the streamer yeah you good but it's it's
already full what game is this apex legends apex that game is insane I I
think it's like a different kind of aiming that is like so I hate that game
yeah I hate it yeah dude I opened p.m. stream once and he's playing if I think
was like a couple days ago and he hit like a sniper shot on a guy that he could barely
see that was like the rock sprinting. Oh yeah. And I was like dude, like I would just never
hit that shot. It's just like apex players are just different. Listen, when it comes
to our greaters, but it was hit on, I mean, but when it comes to apex, I don't know what
it's like he doesn't. It's like it becomes a walnut, you know, or like an eight corner
or something, it just transforms.
Well, hold on, I'm very good at other games, too.
Very good, and she is very beautiful to me.
She is very beautiful to me.
Ha ha ha.
Oh, it's kind of me that good headshot.
But CS2 on that board performed with the out today,
and only bought Opto Armor one time.
Reset?
It only did Opto Armor one time.
I'm proud of you.
Oh yeah, look at that.
Wait, did you do it more than once, B?
I
Did they go in back time one team is coming back they are they are I got a face
Oh shit, man, man, man, man, all four of them in.
Watch this shit, Tyler.
You got this.
Hold W, Tyler.
Hold W. Run through them.
They won't know you there.
Just hold W. Just keep holding W. Trust.
They won't know it's you.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
In the...
To your right, to your right, to your right, to your right.
He's in here.
Hold W, baby.
Get him!
I'm not a bullet.
Okay, maybe not quite like that.
Okay, maybe not quite like that. Maybe not quite like that
It's all good guys, don't worry
We're chillin. How about that? I think Tyler might be one of the worst. Yes players. I've ever seen
You do need to care
What you mean?
Poor Summit
Bro if that's me he's motherfucking the shit out of me
No doubt he's giving me
Hell if that's me
Yeah Summit still we're good
They're going towards A I think
Yeah Tyler push they're going towards A
Oh no. One walk down the side. What's happening right now? Just walk it in. Just walk it in.
Oh, they're all just in that little corner. Waiting.
the
Us as a man have a smoke and smoke
Do not diffuse us on that you call dizzy that man
This easy off shots right now both times yellow waters if you're watching right now brother
I don't know if you are coming out here. Yes, and the reason we watching whoo
Get my back just tell him I'm getting a little bit, you know, I'm on a new mouse. Let him know. It's a new mouse
You got a
correct play
But the other half of it was locked. I wish you could have heard
Let her up to your master. Yeah, of course he's carrying though guys, so it's 31 11 right now. Yeah, he's gone captain insane. Oh
Oh that's kind of a bad box.
Good Heavage.
Oh my god.
Bombsnid.
Why smoke?
Should I review?
I should have found another one.
Now imagine, Peanut.
You're on a team and the other team is Summit, Doublelift, and Landmark.
That's what last year's was.
Oh my god.
Yeah, that was their team.
It was hell.
The Dark Team was actually crazy last year.
And they had scump!
They had scump!
Dude, two kills.
I think this team needs to...
Realize that this tournament is two out of four the games are shooters, right?
So I think they have to pick the best shooters. That was sure that you drafted that team didn't you do I got to that?
Yeah, dude. Oh y'all double-A
Double-A question question question
Do we count this annihilator cup as like a major like say you had a bio and you put yeah
Oh, I'm gonna say maybe it's like eight-time world champion. Do we we count that one is one, right?
I'm not
Rings back a similar feeling of like winning actual championships
Pro play when we won this like it
Really is the same feeling where I'm just like holy shit like that was so sick
All right, like we were like feeling such a team. I put this in my I put this in my bio. Okay
AT&T, Annihilator Cup 2026, Champion.
I'm in.
All right.
Hey, hey, hey.
We should probably make your pronouns as well.
P slash nut.
Yeah.
P slash non-says shit.
That's right.
What would be the best way to stay connected?
We all get rings, like Power Rangers or like a sports.
That'd be cool.
That'd be cool.
Like custom.
Oh my god.
Yeah, peanut page for all the diamonds.
We're all like, fucked up.
Yes, agreed.
Oh, 100%.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you know what?
Maybe we do something else.
Now, oh, no, no, I like to bring I like I like the first one.
I like the first one.
We can get the credit card information.
What if we just get like an email each?
It says, like, you want the tournament.
If there's going to be an email, maybe it sends like they want to know our ring
size and how many characters we want to be.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
of the pillar what okay what if we get like one copper trophy to share and we
get we can eat which month to be happy I think the diamond rings probably their
best that people by you Genji with the punch
Genji clutch that's 6-10
good job good job
no way
yo this is crazy is this the champion is anyone know if this is final map it is
They're one one right now. Oh my god
We got a good one one right now. Oh my god, bro
And this is for thousands of dollars because this I think dictates who gets second and who gets fourth or some shit like that
So third of what third of what?
I'll be honest with you. I see you right, but still you keep mingling with this off one more time. I don't know lose it
Mm-hmm. I think
Hey, what are they all doing?
They're all standing in front.
Is he dead?
Okay.
He's coming.
Oh my god, Tyler's going for a kill.
Oh, he's retreating.
Oh, oh no, what are you doing?
Tyler, what the hell is that?
Oh dude, I'm watching someone's baby and no one, no one peeks.
No one like holds angles.
No, not at all.
Oh my gosh.
Bro, this guy's Marcus Rilius right now.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
If anyone-
Summon gotta be tweaking bro.
Oh my!
Oh my!
I wanna see a sun punch.
Please.
Bro, he's going insane.
Do the thing, do the thing.
I
Guys, I'm
Gonna come back. She gotta come back. I
Shouldn't rely on my 5-7. I mean you had a huge 1v1 two rounds ago, bro
They deserve to win this I think
All the other stuff I said was like ha ha ha ha, but I see did Tyler one did kind of throw that over
He didn't come to the brother then
What did you like repeat when he could have just fell back or what he went he pushed really forward on B
And then he turned around the last second and all five guys
With his back
Crazy
Oh
Come on people please
Can't you please just a stringy in the one view on changing the clutch?
Oh, GG!
Just give it to me!
AHHHHHHH!
GG!
AHHHHHHH!
I'm not gonna get it!
I'm not gonna get it!
How'd you get it?
Yeah, I just did it!
OH MY GOD!
Yeah!
2 rounds!
2 rounds!
One more!
One more!
One more!
One more!
One more!
One more!
I need a refresh.
You guys, a couple seconds ahead of me with the fuck!
I'm watching Summit's POV, probably why.
Yeah, watch Summit.
Watch Summit.
No, watch A and G and G.
So we'll be on the same fucking wavelength, you motherfuckers.
Okay, okay, I'll do that on my chat like eight rounds go to watch summits POV
So yeah, you gotta watch some of the stress
What's this?
Well, no, I will switch so I said they put so much POV on here every time anyways every time he does it one of those crazy things
Okay, so I'm gonna open it up. I'll open it up 4,000. I'm just I'm already committed. So I'm not I just won't say anything
Okay
Slowdown move by team adapt last round right you said you liked it because we hadn't really seen that kind of a pace
It was still in all in play
They're not there for that sequence running over.
Someone's running over.
Oh, they haven't pushed it.
OK, I thought they were going to try to go for it.
They are backing up for a moment.
This is the first play of the entire game
where someone's made it to E-Box on offense.
This could spell disaster in all of the other shows.
No one's been there.
It's myth.
Oh, no.
He's going to be shocked.
He's going to be shocked.
At least he kills that one.
They still hit the site.
Emeru's there to at least take back that opening.
I mean, they had the whole site.
They just now have to hold off the CT.
No!
This shot!
That one's so much tight!
No!
No!
No!
The one-time summit offers nothing in the round.
Could be the round that closes out everything.
But that one round is a bad one.
Jinky's been clutched.
He don't deserve that.
But because Summit didn't hold up his end of the bargain,
her ask is so massive.
And she will have Dizzy Kitten to work alongside her.
They're trying to use that utility to make this move forward.
This is, of course, a team adapt, not all the way in.
What a myth.
Katarina's still a set of capable hands.
and busy kitten gets the first of the four they need now it's going to be emaru up next back turn to her
on busy kitten can't close on her own jakey's dad
Another banger to close here team adept do it
Thank you. Thank you crazy our game. We should have clutched that
Yeah, wait, 11-13 I think so, yeah.
Conquer them.
Whoa!
What a nail-biter.
I think the president got the summit right there at the end, and the president got the
summit with 30-40, but I'm the man who's taking it.
Bro, it's just like, if he has one bad round, the game should have been over.
I think I did that.
Oh.
But bro, if he has one bad round, the game should have been over.
To win what was a $20,000 game of Counter-Strike 2.
That is all the action for the AT&T and NiLator Cup this year.
Did Counter-Strike 2 live up to the hype for you two?
I think so.
I mean, come on, first play.
Even the third-fourth decider gave us action at the end.
I'm satisfied with the CS we saw today.
I'm happy to see the teams powered up.
the players that maybe didn't put in the practice like they maybe arguably should have, still
powered up as today went on.
Do you think any of the top Counter-Strike 2 teams learned anything from watching this
gameplay?
I think there's a chance that Squeaks gets scouted from an event like this, and as we
grow our own history here at the ATC, you're 6 by the way, a lot of tournament locations
don't make it 6 years.
Who knows where we have to go next.
the players that have helped probably
I mean I don't think he was looking for mascots
they're also going to have their own
and they're not just going to be
remembered as personalities
they're going to be remembered as nice
I'm going to bet that that summit
gets the MVP
oh my god I feel like
he kind of passed
we only come in for the counter strike
wait his team
oh it's Tyler one
Maybe we got to make him a captain, maybe?
Year 7, I hope we're back at this exact desk seeing how they can make things happen next
year.
But look, everybody watching from around the world, this is your last chance.
You could win cool prizes all tournament long at the end of this week, which is right now.
Some of you lucky viewers will win a CS2 keyboard and one lucky winner will take home a top
of the line gaming PC.
That's actually sick.
Or head to att.com slash annihilator cup to fill out the entry form for your chance to win
Okay
Here's a look at our bracket as we saw earlier on team peanut did clutch on up in the grand final
So take down team one wing who will finish second and then in a third place consolation match
You thought it was gonna be team Tyler one running away with it on the back
Yeah, thank you for the five or go snap
starts to come to life and his team follows suit taking third place in what
was a dramatic final game so here are your CSG standings team Tyler one plus
five team of that plus 10 team Ludwig plus 15 and team peanut sitting atop
whoa whoa come on let's go 20 we did we didn't take it there goodness folks well
look that was a look at our CSG action before we can crown our grand champion
We've got an interview with our incredible performer tonight and throughout the night. We're happy to chat with our weekly MVP
Nadeshot
Great comms
representing your squad, you know, what was your strategy going into counter strike to tonight is probably the person with the most
experience heading into these games.
We just want to make sure that Doublelift couldn't have any fun and play Mirage ever. It's his favorite map.
He's like 25,000 premiere on just Mirage, but everybody else
especially Pina. So that was the entire strategy. Nate Doublelift. Where's my dough?
Where's my dough?
the entire tournament and and just try to win the whole damn thing so I showed
you stayed miserable shit I got I got a little word as well I've ever heard yeah
what about your punch made on dust you that was versus summit yep posted up on
the tunnels you cleared out mid right behind you did you just you must have
felt like a pro them or you did everything that a tier one player would
have done to guarantee that one be one did you hear him in the tunnels no I
I didn't hear him in tunnels and what actually where I had the shame and why my hand is all
my forehead right now jumping up on the you guys watch me try to jump on top yeah yeah
movement is not my turn that into a conversation about positions had in weeks God it was terrible
but no as soon as I because I knew he had a knob and as soon as I cleared out CTE and
made and just jiggled it a couple times I'm like well he's got to go tons like he's not
going to save that. So yeah, it just worked out like perfect timing.
I got a question with the with the stomp that was the 13 zero in the second round of the round robin with the stomp on new versus team Ludwig prior to the grand finals when you guys start going into ancient your map pick and they're just hitting all these retakes constantly diffusing your bombs round after round in the eight rounds they won it was seven retakes and you guys still came back from that nine three half I need to know who is the spiritual
the leader in driving that
comeback. Legally, I think
everybody plays a part in the
composure that we've showed
throughout the entire tournament
and that comeback. I think it
was the first time we face
adversity in the in the entire
Nileater Cup for CS2 and Pita
actually had some good things
to say like he knew give him
the dough plays the game that
T side on ancient is actually
especially when you have a couple of players
that don't play a ton of Counter Strike
and ancient as it is.
I think everybody just showed exactly why
we were the champions of Nile later cup.
Everybody played their part.
Like I got to give a shout out to Doublelift,
Peanut, Hutch and Yvonne.
Like for the majority of this entire tournament
I was carried.
Like 2XKO, I'm awful at fighting games.
League of Legends.
I asked a thousand stupid questions
while Doublelift and Yvonne are fighting for their lives.
This guy, Hutch is trying to set me up to,
he's gonna gang title one on my bro I'm tweaking all around team effort and I
will say I do have to I'm sorry that I kind of took the microphone here shout
out to Squeaks and Summit they were gunning the entire tournament after
watching Summit with the 39 kills in that last game for the third place match I
thought you guys were gonna take this MVP back but that guy squeaks that G nasty
to and Hutch in the first two matches that we played he outplayed me by a
miles. So there's some great performances now later across all the teams and I'm proud to be on the winning team with Team Peanut.
Well, Nate shot in addition to earning first place on the leaderboard, AT&T is also donating $10,000 on your behalf to the charity of your choice. Which charity did you select and why?
We chose over here, Gamer's Outreach. We've been working with them for quite some time and it's actually like one of my favorite initiatives I've ever spawned in from the world of
They make gaming carts and they can wheel them in for kids that are staying long term for hospital visits.
You know, before I had kids, it was still pretty special to me.
But now that I have them, you know, we had to take our youngest daughter to a children's hospital.
Nothing for very serious, but like you take a foot, you take one step in there.
You're like, man, their kids just shouldn't have to go through this.
So gamers outreach just gives them a little bit of joy when they're dealing with very scary situations.
and I think it's a beautiful thing.
And they've been around gamers outreach
for as long as I can remember.
And I've been doing this for a very long time.
So it's a beautiful initiative.
I think everybody should take a look.
You ever feel like donating because they do some amazing things
for kids around the world.
All right.
Well, that's awesome, Matt.
Thank you so much.
And congratulations to Nadeshot for being this week's MVP.
And I have just received word that without further ado,
I'm glad to say
The results have been calculated. Let's go ahead and take a look at our 2026
AT&T annihilator cup winner
75 points which the max you get is 80 well round start to finish and it began
And from there they ran away from it ran away with it. So here's the whole breakdown in dead last team timer
Hey guys, what's up? Yo
Thank you for sending me out
Everybody was an absolute pleasure. Oh my god
as they are your 2026 ATT Annihilator Cup champions.
Let's go!
Well, look, it's been an exciting four weeks of action
and I'm glad we can finally speak
to the best of them all, our 2026 Annihilator Cup MVP
is calling in.
Let's go ahead and say hello
with an incredible performance.
Ah!
A double lift!
MVP, Doublelift, Doublelift, congratulations.
Let's not beat around the bush.
How does it feel to win the AT&T and I later cup again?
Oh, Doublelift, as we got robbed.
Oh, it feels amazing, it feels so good.
I mean, our team had such amazing vibes the whole time.
Like, it was always so positive,
even just his last, like, stretch with Counter-Strike.
We would have rounds where, you know,
we would throw, we'd play stupid,
but it was never anything but constructive.
It was always just, you know, it's okay, we can do this lock in and, you know, nice tries
and stuff like that.
So I think really the difference maker was probably our mentality.
Like we had really, really close finals against Team Ludwig.
So shout out to them.
That was like a super close set and could have went either way.
So yeah, like I just, I just feel so happy, you know, to borrow PNS words.
He said it was electric and yeah, I feel the exact same way.
Was there any animosity between you and your teammates considering they didn't allow you to play Mirage?
Dude, NadeShot as our team captain lowkey green doesn't cancel it.
I've never played a dubious in my life, but it's okay, because Peanut and NadeShot hate Mirage for some reason.
I don't know how they hate Mirage, but they hate it, so I was down to play whatever, you know.
I'm a team player. I'm down. I've changed. I've changed into yours, guys. I'm a team player now.
That's so great to see, Doublelift.
I mean, you guys take it home.
A monster performance, one thing I'm going to say about your team is everyone pulled their
weight in.
One of your map wins today, I believe, four of you had 22 kills or 23 kills.
Yvonne had a lockdown defense.
What did it feel like to be part of a team where you could really rely on everyone week
in and week out to pull their weight?
That's that's how every good team is is when like even the sort of you know, you have the feeling of, oh, it doesn't matter if I have a bad round doesn't matter if I have a bad game we can still win.
And, you know, shout out to summit because I think he had a monstrous solo performance right but in that last round that third place that's what he died early I was like he whipped a shot and I just like it sucks because if he has one bad round the round is probably over.
And so that, you know, complete opposite feeling, walking for the rest of the day and, you know, play a little bit better than I have been, then I know that for sure we're going to win.
We are already doing people when I'm like, totally off my mind.
So yeah, it felt amazing.
It felt amazing.
And like you said, Yvonne, she had these rounds
where we came down to like 1v1 and stuff,
and she would just clutch.
And so yeah, we always, we call her the glue.
The glue!
The glue, that's awesome.
The glue!
Being our overall tournament MVP, AT&T
is also donating $10,000 on your behalf
to the charity of your choice.
I'm sure we've spoken to you about it before, so far in the Anilin Cup.
Remind us again, which charity did you select and why?
Yeah, I chose NAMI, National Alliance of Mental Illness.
And they're just a great initiative to help people dealing with like mental
illness and mental health issues.
Yeah, for me, that's like pretty near and dear because throughout my pro
career and throughout streaming, you know, I'll sometimes go into, you know,
periods of pretty poor mental health.
And so, yeah, they're a great charity to donate to,
and you should check them out.
Hell yeah.
Well, thank you, Doublelift for sharing that.
And congratulations, again, on being our overall tournament
MVP.
So Doublelift will go celebrating with this team now.
And we're going to go ahead and recap our MVPs
and our rewarding connection winners.
ATT has been donating to their charities of choice
throughout the entire event.
Here you can see your goal post.
Have I done?
with. Yo, congrats. You know,
you just had a one on me again.
I'm just kidding. I'm kidding.
Guys, this was awesome.
And honestly, I think you got one.
I'm going to have a whole year.
I went to EDC and that was fun, but this this turn
was actually the most I had like pretty much all.
So good. Oh my god.
I was awesome. I was a lot of fun a lot different than last year, Nate
A lot different than last year, Nate. Oh my god, bro
I'm so sorry for that
Hey, we're good now. We're good now. Yo, double it's a triple threat. Look at this shit. Yeah
I love raising money for charity. What can I say?
Thousand in total from double-lift to Nami. I'm kind of this as a major. I'm changing my bio tonight
If anybody questions it bro talk to double-lift touching your bond welcome. That's right. Send him to us. I will
How many hours how many hours in CSU have total oh shit, I have no idea maybe like I
I don't know, maybe like, is it like 30? 25?
That's, I mean, extremely terrible. One round when he killed Jacob Bakes, having on a nervous
but it was actually like a close game at that point. That was a huge round.
Yay!
But you have like thousands of dollars or not?
I feel like other people would know better than I would um maybe like I've been playing
Valorant for it's my first shooter I don't normally play shooters um you're nasty you're
a game nasty you're nasty especially for the time spent like 30 hours it's crazy thanks
guys what the hell you guys had great callouts and and shot calling helped a lot that was
awesome. So great team. I don't want it to end. Yeah, I really
dude. It was literally we're just like, yeah, fuck, we're
throwing another one next month. I would sign up. I don't
want to play less about the same team, bro. Really? You're
God. I mean, I'm gonna miss you guys. What the hell? You are
already writing us off. But that's your nature of it is you
don't know what you're gonna get. Yeah. You guys let me know.
I think everyone else would complain. Everyone else. They
wouldn't even sign up. That is true. Make me a captain so I can put hutch in hell.
Oh, man, that was already deleting the friends list right now.
What? No, hell no.
We're bonded forever, guys.
We won this. We won this fucking chip together.
Not only did we win, we dominated five points off of being honestly.
Perfect. We'd buy points off of being perfect, which is insane.
That is ridiculous. Yeah.
Incredible
Dude, how'd you grind it dude
I tried I I grinded league and CS. I didn't really play too much. I didn't play at all cod. I didn't play at all
to XKL.
You can catch a full amount of it, Bob.
Dude, I was playing 12 hour games, I'll sleep.
Yeah, you slept on Managee.
Dude, you and Peanut hitting like top 8 or like top 9 or whatever, both of you guys
into XKL, actually was so clutch.
That was awesome.
That was a lot of fun.
That was insane.
That was crazy.
That was a movie.
Thank you so much for watching.
It was a movie.
We'll be part of this journey and we'll see you next time.
Have a good night.
Oh my god, it's over.
It's over, guys.
That's it.
It's gonna be sad music now. We did some great things here. Yeah, we did blue bird. I
Want to leave wait till peanut on mute because I know he's gonna be sad if we don't wait for him
Who's gonna hang up first?
Fuck
All they're doing closing out shit and miss it
Hey gang, how you doing?
Hey P.
Hello.
By the way, they used one of my pre-selected charities, so I thought they would ask me,
but my guys submitted one from earlier.
I don't know if you saw that.
We're really out there and you said you hate charities?
We're getting a $20 gift in here and you're thinking we're gonna get a $5 gift in real
thing.
Thank you for an additional day.
Almost, almost, that's exactly what I said.
So what I did say, right, what I did say.
Ghostly thank you.
My guys would have had pre-selected a charity for me that we had talked about earlier. It was the animal sanctuary
You did JMA. All right. Well perfect. That's I didn't even know I wanted any charity money
When did I win that I with the fuck that I went 5,000 for charity? I thought it was only MVP
I actually don't know. I don't know. I'm confused as well. I don't know
That one screen was like
Um, I don't know. It was like one of your like side quest things. I think I might have honestly been in cod week
It was
Yeah, I'm a pillion in cod week. Oh, well great. Yeah, I'm fantastic fantastic fantastic
fucking love animals
Even dangerous daddy better
All right. All right. Hey y'all listen
I don't want to make it weird, but I actually had an absolute blast the last four weeks
And I really appreciate you drafted me and thank you guys for being so nice to me during the 2x KO and the League of Legends
I had a blast guys. I'm gonna hop out of here, but if we don't ever end up in one call together
Just know I had a great fucking time. So thank you very much
I love you Dave John.
I love you bitch.
I love you all.
We all open the door with my wife.
I can't believe peanut hates animals and kids and disabled people.
Take care everybody.
You really have to say that as you laugh.
We love that guy.
I knew he'd be the first to hang up.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. All right. Yeah guys. That was a fantastic time. That was a great tournament. Oh my goodness sake. Hey, I'm glad you're literally never gonna forget it. Yeah, it's awesome.
Oh, yeah. GG guys. Thank you for drafting me coach and leader. Anytime. Anytime. I'm out as well. Good night everybody. I love you all. Good night. Have a good one game. Good night.
Good night. I'll see you in one of the seven days that I think. Peace. Sounds good. See you. See you. Goodbye.
And it's over. You know, it's, it's bittersweet. It's bittersweet because like I said it before,
I'm not just saying this because it's a, it's a hashtag ad, but dude, I, bro, I love the AT&T
tournament. This is by far in my opinion the absolute best tournament on the
platform. Like it's so much fun man and like every year you get to hang out with
people you don't know and they end up being dope as fuck. Like it's just dude
it really is so much fun man. So much fun. Especially for me our first year we
did pretty good. Our second year, we did horrible. In our third year, we won it.
That's it. I hope I get invited back next year. I hope I get invited back next
year. Hopefully, you know, us winning it, I hope that, not guaranteed, but I hope
that puts us in good contention to be invited back. But, can we get a WAT&T in
the chat? Thank you. I don't know if any of you guys are in here, but thank you all
So much for inviting me back for a third year. I truly did enjoy it and I appreciate it
I know I enjoyed the community enjoys it. We all we all enjoy it so much fun, man
Captain Hutch. I don't want to be a captain. I
Don't want to I like being I like being the workhorse man. I like being I like being picked
I like being one of the draftees, you know, it's a lot more fun that way because you just kind of end up somewhere. Oh
Oh, dude. Yeah, we got a game with Yvonne. Yvonne's fucking dope
Yvonne is dope out of everybody like I know everybody but Yvonne was kind of like I was to the outcast
It was just the the plus one to the group at the beginning and dude. She's she's awesome. She is fucking awesome
She's awesome
Chad I appreciate you all man. Thank you all so much for supporting me during this whole thing
We got another tournament tomorrow apex
I'll be live at 10, I think, I don't know what time the tournament is, I have no idea, I have no information.
10am CST, what time is that for me? Check in is 10am CST, what time is that for me?
That's 11? Okay, got it.
All right. Might be live a little early tomorrow then. The $25,000 tournament, first place gets 12.5 grand.
We're going to be on a team with Nick Merks and I don't know who our other teammate is.
I'm not too sure. But we're going to be playing in that tournament tomorrow.
Dude, are we starting a tournament arc? Dude, I love it. Y'all know I'm so fucking competitive.
I'm so blank in it, bro.
I love it.
Alright, man.
I love you guys, bro.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Thank you all so much for chillin', dude.
Thank you all so much for hangin' out and for bein' here.
Have a great night, hat geht riches today, I'll see you guys at the morning, yeah?
I see ya in the mornin', I see ya in the mornin'.
Love you guys, man.
Have a great night.
Have a great night.
We fucking did it.
Hell yeah, bro.
Hell yeah.
All right, see you boys.
Later.