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SUNDAE SUNDAY | THEY PROMISED FREE FOOD, AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS TSHIRT- !BUSTIN
05-31-2026 · 6h 54m
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I don't like this place!
I feel like a freight train running, I'm that hurricane turning, I feel like a boat about
What are we gonna do?
I'm that fake small woman
Yeah, I'm the lie that you choose to believe in
Guess the truth kinda lost all meaning
And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I've been a loving lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
And picking it up when I'm better
This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start sucking some dick.
We need a hero!
We need a hero!
That's Coachy, cause he has no bitches and no job!
He kills whatever we can, cause again he has no bitches and no job!
We need a hero!
We need a hero!
I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night!
He's gotta be strong!
He's gotta be fast!
He's gotta be fast!
He's gotta be fast from the party!
I need a hero!
I'm falling, falling, here to the morning light
You've gotta be strong, gotta be strong
Gotta be strong tonight, not you and I
You've gotta be strong tonight, you've gotta be strong
You've gotta be strong tonight, you've gotta be strong
Some way out to midnight in my wildest back of the sea
Some will just be your worries, some will reach you back to me
Racing on the side of the road, driving with the beat
It's gonna take a few hours
Hey, they be! Hey, they be!
I'm from San Francisco!
Down, down, down!
Hey, me!
Hey, me!
I'm from San Francisco!
I'm not gonna stop!
I'm not gonna stop!
I'm not gonna stop!
I'm not gonna stop!
I'm not gonna stop!
Here, maybe along the uh...
Oh, you liar.
You liar! You liar!
No!
You son of a bitch!
You son of a bitch!
You son of a bitch!
Three big balls!
Look how he brings it in.
I
Restaurant Hogan's hangout. Can you sing? Oh, yeah, I feel a little bit you can sing. Yeah
Yeah, Ripley's mom
She's very great
When you're in a five mile radius of her you can smell that pussy stink. Oh, yeah, that's stank
And I have on and people saying get down on it
Get down on it
Get down on it Get down on it
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing over the wall?
Get you back up up up up up up and tell me
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall
Get your back up, up
Cause I heard all about you saying
Get down on it, get down on it
If you really want it, get down on it
You gotta be late, get down on it
Get down on it, get down on it
Baby, baby, get down on it
Get on it, get down on it
I say, see, go on
What?
What you gonna do?
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty-dude, what should I do?
Like the straight man!
jealous
again
Gosh morning
It's Philippines
A little dance
Let me tell you something
Something weird, sleeping in your bed
All the lemon juice
Bustin' makes me feel good
Good morning! Good morning! Good morning!
Good morning! Good morning! Good morning! Good morning!
Hello everybody! Hello, hello, hello, hello!
Good morning. I hope you guys are all doing great. I missed you. How was your weekend? How
was your weekend my friends? How was it? Anything crazy to report? Anything crazy to report?
Good morning everybody. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.
Good morning. When on day, when on note days.
Is that not? No, that's Timmy Tenders.
Black shirt, by the way, black shirts aren't still waking up.
Been a couple of days
Ah, man good morning
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, honestly, I should probably change this
I'm gonna change this I saw someone posted this picture in the
Discord might as well put it on here now
Bang
Bang
Not bad. Not bad. If you guys haven't heard already, we will be playing busting starting tomorrow.
That was coffee so good. We will be playing busting starting tomorrow. We're back. We're back.
Going back to the GTA, the GT isle. I'm excited, man. It's been a while. It's been a long time.
Don't tell my friends
It's been a while man. It's been a while
It should uh
Should be a lot of fun. It should be a lot of fun
We were planning on doing GTA today, but I forgot I do have a sponsor today. We're watching some
football some
soccer
soccer soccer
watching a little bit of soccer today with with summit and
And
Yes, we had to push back to Monday, but on the positive side of things
We are going to be
Making bustin today
Because I haven't made them yet, and I really don't know how I'm gonna fucking make them
I'm pretty sure we just max everything out of fire remember correctly, but I don't remember at all
Nick's thank you so much for the 19 months Isaac St Papa Haas Pustulis
Naughty thank y'all for the subs my Adderall diaries with the 10 gifted my
man can we get some W's in here for Adderall and all the subs coming in
Gipsy who Gina toasted Thunder Wicked is 701
I appreciate you guys man thank y'all for the subs thank y'all for love thank
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Um, Uh,
Uh, what's the plan?
What do you mean? What's the plan?
Like, what's the plan lump GTA?
I mean bro, listen, I said it before.
I am just trying to have some fun.
That's it man.
I just want to have fun,
Nothing, nothing more than that.
I don't give a damn about nothing but the tide
I don't care about this, that and the other, I just want to have a good time, make you
guys laugh, make myself laugh sometimes, but that's it.
That's all I care about, man.
That's all I care about.
Just having a good time with some goopas.
And the moment people start being weird, I'm out of there.
I'm gonna give it I'm gonna give it a true gander, you know, I want to give it a true look a true gander
I
Want to see?
You know we can have some fun listen man. I mean hell you want the state of games right now
Peanut was on Tarkov last night
You know what I'm saying. I mean it's hell could do is now up. I'm post your clips in the chat
Post your clip. I have to tell message him this morning. I feel bad, bro
I feel like he's mad at me. I feel like a group was mad at me. I
Didn't show up for the 24-hour thing
It's the first time I told Pio's gonna be somewhere and I wasn't there and I feel bad about it
But in my defense, I'm not gonna lie. I have been so fucking slammed
like I have not had an opportunity to get on that shit since I got off the
stream I have been absolutely slammed you dodged him to flum better watch your
mouth before I smooch it okay you better watch it before I take you and I make
sweet sweet sweet consensual love to you read my first message let me see what
is this? Show match, FML2, you coming out or playing or what? When's that? When's that?
September, September, September, September, September, do I have anything September?
As of now, I see no issue with that.
Yeah, I don't think I have anything.
Show match would be the 27th.
Text me the deets, Flommie.
Text me the deets.
Text me.
I'm down.
That could be a lot of fun.
That could be a lot of fun.
Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning
Bro, I heard Genji was in flow state last night and
That the few the few messages or tweets I saw was all talking about how Genji was absolutely dominating last night
Just just stopping carrying peanut also chat no one's complimented the mullet
shaped it up got the beard trimmed got the mullet shaped up how's it looking
how's it how's it looking I think it's looking pretty good I think it's looking
pretty good take the hat off all right let's get into the clips
I heard Gav
It's not this early in the morning.
Oh my, oh my gosh.
Let me guess, Hawaiian.
Is he Hawaiian?
New Zealand.
I was close. Wait, is that close?
Is Hawaii next to New Zealand?
Never mind, don't answer that.
Does New Zealand have a lot of Samoans?
There ain't no way this man ate Samoan.
Samoan
They do oh, they get there you go. That's what I meant Samoan
Listen, bro. I'm gonna tell you something. I
Don't know. La de all might not met a Samoan individual in your life
Let me tell you something about Samoans. Those motherfuckers are superhumans, and I'm not kidding
Those but I don't know what kind of genes the Samoans have but they are
are superhuman. Their thighs are about 55 inches wide, their hands are always
ginormous, and that's not because I have small hands, that's just general
consensus hands amongst all, very large hands. And they are monsters. Monsters. I
have never met a small Samoan. Even the short Samoans ain't small. They built
like little diet coke commercial fridges.
They're massive, massive human beings.
Yo.
Mons, I was a 20 gifted over on a tube YouTube channel.
Let me get some love in here for the for the homey.
Come here with a 20 gifted.
I appreciate you, man.
Thanks so much for love.
Yeah, bro. It's unbelievable, unbelievable.
One more!
Woo!
Alright.
So, unless you jump out of a vehicle moving 125 miles an hour...
Why would you suggest that?
I'm just gonna keep driving.
Why would you...
I'm talking...
You're not making this any easier, right?
Jack you're not making this any easier, right?
I'm just gonna keep driving for like three hours on this
I'm just gonna keep driving
I'm just gonna go to the hospital
It's already been three hours of this madness
I can't wait to see Jack
I can't wait to see Lion
Oh my god! Oh my god!
I got him!
Shit!
That'll happen. Yeah, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
Oh my sweet yep, I hate watching these videos bro.
Funny enough I watched this game last night.
I actually watched this soccer, soccer game last night.
I want money on this game.
I don't even know who I bet on but they won.
day one. Pretty pumped about it.
You know, I was watching these, what do they call this, shootout? I was watching the shootout.
Every single soccer player that tried to be fancy on the red side missed the goal. All
missed the goal all the ones that just walked to the ball and hit it made it
all the fancy ones missed both of them or three of them
the three of them two of them funny how that works now
he does know what an uncrustable is oh my god those are delicious
if you guys want to put in the microwave for a minute and then give it to your
child and it would explode like a bomb
you giving up to the kid he burned his kid's second degree burns by the way
listen there's a bit of a marital spat a lot of people are saying don't put it in
the microwave it's a bomb you know I would tell you about bombs
I tell you there's a lot of things that you could turn into a bomb especially if
you put it in the microwave uncastable is one of them
mm-hmm thank you should be thank you what we like to do in Lebanon is then give it to the
children yes of course oh no yeah what's nice yeah well what I was up for that yeah
there's no way there's a part to take it they would then take it to the school
what are we talking about right now
This kid's definitely on crack right now
Dude, I love this song. I've been literally we have listened to ride like the wind on stream and I was like I like that song
I have been listening to it religiously since then
religiously.
You used to go hunting?
Mr. Roganow.
I have not egg hunted in a long time.
I'm learning an egg record.
I still go egg hunting.
I still do egg hunting.
Yeah.
My girlfriend's grandma, she does, she puts on egg hunting every year.
I didn't go this time because I was tired, but I go every other year.
And it's me versus like a nine year old and like 14 year old because that's like their
other sons or something.
And I, in 20 times, I'm faster than those motherf***ers.
I get all the eggs.
Get all the eggs.
Do you think I could get some of your eggs?
You could go to Miami.
What are we doing?
You just giving us a ticket, why?
Because you're parked on the double yellow line.
And it's not going to park at any time.
We're not parked.
We're waiting.
Are you waiting once you're parked or once you're driving?
What is it?
We're waiting while we're stationary.
Are we driving or parked?
No, we're stationary.
We're stationary as in parked.
The car is parked in stationary mode.
Yes.
Packed in stationary mode. Yes, so you are packed. You've just admitted it. So
No, no, no, no, no, no, my uh, folks on the break. Listen, Mr. Man in the back. Look, look at you giving me all the attitude
You're not in the conversation
Is my secret that I've given you yes, you'll pay for it. Yes, but I'll do you mean it. Listen, listen
Not at any time
Recording recording. Yeah, zoom in. What does this say money to Friday?
Any time yeah, but we're not
Puts any time listen
You're black
Can't you see this sign?
It's a double yellow line
Can't you see this sign?
I love delivering sweet justice
That stuck his ass
I killed him both for you
You know the structure of the technique when to fall if you add more how was this by the way chat
How was this a little zombie supper that they had?
Funny boring awesome cool wild
This dedication to Dr. Mingus will never collapse. He's held up by his peer spirit. I might go to support style.
I might what's the laziest thing you've ever done or did an Uber because I forgot my keys upstairs
that is amazing turned off the lights by closing my eyes
I wish it was a bird fly up there and look at it.
I don't even think you would be able to get that high.
Bro it's dude it's so insane to me boys.
like it's so insane to me out of every game to have a hacking slash exploiting problem.
It's the aisle that's going through it right now, you know, how insane is that out of all
games the aisle the aisle the fucking bonkers man
oh he's torquing them right now and that's the wall gonna take this I know it
He's got the torch running.
There, fighting buddy.
This is better than trying to make Gregor and Khabib right here, boys.
This is the bus battle we've had yet.
The cobalt versus the wall. Watch out, guys.
Oh, they're slowing down. They're slowing down.
No, they're not.
No, they're not.
They're just putting a little snip to this white powder
and they're ready to get back in there.
Oh, don't watch out for the activators.
Oh, don't let them get in the water.
Oh, we're getting water boarded.
We're getting right in the snow.
The Milwaukee got it easy.
What?
Oh!
It is set.
All right guys, let's take these apart,
put the batteries in them.
I'm pretty broke on this one yesterday.
Okay, let's see.
We got three seconds.
All right, Steve, stand count.
One, two, three.
Nothing.
If the wall fires up within three seconds,
that means the wall is gonna face Milwaukee in the finale.
one you guys think it's gonna go i think it was going to be it
oh no waltz the wall versus middle walkies
yep
bro what are we doing what are we doing we're having fights with screwdrivers
Yeah, that's honestly sick with the fuck
You want to miss come get it?
All right, fruits, fruits, fruits, fruits, all right, hold on, pause, pause, pause, pause.
How did his raids go last night? Were they pretty successful or...?
Bad?
Very funny, but he died so much.
No wizards? Wow.
When do you start?
When do you start?
And what happened here, sir, is you brought a knife to a gunfight?
That simply won't do.
When to comedy start. If I had 40 pounds for every time someone shouted that out, I'd be a wealthy man.
Oh wait, I do and I am.
What's your name?
My name's Karina.
Karina, and what do you do, Karina?
I'm a head teacher.
A head teacher?
Like, oral, don't neglect the balls.
You know what? Screw this guy.
Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Oh, that hurts! Oh my God, somebody kill this guy! He's gonna kill me!
You know, you know, Peter, I'll do it for you.
You want pussy?
I'm gonna build them out.
It's gonna be beautiful.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, when I die!
I need to get shot!
Fuck!
Move!
Move!
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
I'm just gonna put my foot on the floor and I'm not listening to what you've got, or
check your slides.
Oh my god!
Nope.
Nope, I've been DMCA too many times lately.
Is that a local?
Is that a local or a real person?
Dude, the car liveries are pretty sick.
Oh my fucking god, was that a local or a real streamer?
You don't stop.
You don't see, this is why Gertrude needs me.
See this shit? You see this?
This is why he needs me.
He's forgot.
He's forgot the principles of driving around.
You never, you never stop.
To hit somebody, you speed up like a deer.
Always.
Buster returns Monday.
Woohoo.
What until he says fuck RP RP shit. I'll never go back to RP until then. Yeah, I'm good
Listen, I don't appreciate when people
people
Classic Lee
Come to the RP scene when they want and then because they're around other people they want to sit there and talk shit about RP
Like it's a joke. I don't fuck with that shit to be honest
I
Tell you I don't I don't fuck with I don't fuck with fake motherfuckers like that I
Respect your shots, but hutch might be a lot of things but not faking one of them
Well, big wolf. I'll be honest with you when I get some clips from my my mods
about
People clowning on GTA that it's a joke. I don't even know how people stream and I don't fuck with that game
You know if I'm not mistaken. That's exactly
how he like how he made his career in a sense you know so that's what I got
pretty pissed off about yeah exactly flamer exactly like and I get it right
I understand I understand you have to put on a little show for the people that
you're streaming with because they're making a joke of our we need to the
survey it's already starting you know don't say that shit and then come back
You know what I'm saying?
Don't be talking that type of shit and then come back like nothing ever happened, you know, that's the way I look at it
He didn't even did yet
Communities I'll leave it alone moving on. I mean if you part of both communities
Then you would have heard the shitty talked about RP, right?
Right wolf. I mean right big swole
And like I said, I get it when you're around certain people you want to appease them and like being that little
group and ha ha ha and who who who's you know you want to get those laughs but
people that are in the GTA space that do that's full-time are not gonna take
well to it you know what I'm saying that's the only thing I'm saying I'm a
part of his and yours and I heard him say exactly exactly I mean I stand by
everything I said there is a bunch of fucking weird people in the GTA space
There's a bunch of people who parasocially live within their characters more than they do in real life
There's people who've been playing this shit the last 25 fucking years without doing dick else and they care more about
What their character is going through in a video game than in real life to be honest?
That's why I enjoy it GTARP because I get to fuck with those people
I get to get in the game
I get to give a ticket to somebody who thinks that they got a ticket in real life and it affects them to an
actual like core point to the to where I can farm the shit out of that and I find
enjoyment out of it. You think I give a fuck what shots has to say about it? Are
you kidding me? That's what I care about? Fuck no!
Huh? Vass! Vass! Brother if you play GTA and you don't have a negative thing to say
I would love to meet you. I mean do we want to go down in the history of what
Gta RP is the diddy parties the people doing shit in in character because they're upset in real life
The the this isn't even aimed at shots. This is just aimed at the category
This is a category filled with weird weird weird motherfuckers
Some of the oddest sons of bitches that have ever walked the face of the earth
100% and I don't think anyone can disagree with that and of course
course I'm gonna talk shit why wouldn't I talk shit this idea of all hutch you
started here you're not allowed to say anything what the fuck first off who the
fuck do you think you are telling me what I can't it can't say about anything
I talked shit about Tarkovs that mean I can't talk shit about Tarkov because I
made something as well from there that mean I can't say anything about Ark
Raiders because I had success on there. That makes no sense
Yeah, I started on GTA six years ago
And I've been able to move and play a ton of different games since then I'm super thankful for that
but that that
This whole argument is
It hurts my head
It hurts my head doesn't make any sense and the shit like this
This where I haven't even gotten the survey yet and these motherfuckers are already talking shit is the reason why nobody wants to come and play GTA.
This is exactly the reason why people hesitate to even come and play.
Why? Why even do this? I don't understand. It doesn't make any sense.
Is the goal to grow prodigy and to have a good time or is the goal to have just you and whoever else is on there for the end of days?
What? What are we doing?
I don't know. This is a weird one.
Maybe he had a bad day or something. I don't know.
But that being said, let's go make busting, yeah?
Let's go make busting.
Let's go make busting.
Oh, man.
Chat. Listen, boys.
It's not hurt by feelings.
It is not hurt by feelings at all.
We're going to go in there.
We're going to have a good day.
We're going to enjoy ourselves.
We're going to make content and we're going to,
we're going to have some good times.
That's all I care about.
about all this drama shit I could give a rats fucking ass about it we're gonna
have a good time and that's it
now the real question is how the fuck do I get in this server I don't even
remember how to get in this shit
What do I, how do I get into, what is it, Prodigy RP Allowless 4.0?
Is that what it is?
know what it is. Well, I usually would just have it on the reasons. Have you forget, man?
It's been a while. Danny, thank you for the three months, man. Oh, and three, thank you
for the kicks out, man. So I do thank you so much for the 24 months pure. Thank you
for the prime mindless totes some and rude thank y'all for the subs
why you asking us we don't play true true yep
hmm I think I could show this
Leaked. Is this leaked? I don't think so.
I am hacking into the mainframe. No, no, no, we're just creating the character today.
We're not starting till tomorrow. We are just creating the character today.
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All right, I we got it I might be in there
Zoltac they've been 32 months.
What we doing we're gonna try it. Oh, okay
Okay, all right, lock in, lock in.
Bustin?
Cider.
Wait, how do we spell it?
Do we spell it with an I or a Y?
I like I, yeah, that looks better.
Birthday.
12.
June.
1927
We'll go 74
Gender male country of origin Norwegian
United States
Create
All right
All right, how in the absolute hell do we do this?
Let me see here
Where's the dude this character creation is fucking insane what the hell
Big head
Secondary face, I can have two. Oh, yeah, right there beautiful. Okay, third face
what
eyes
You could change the oh my god, I
Don't remember the eye color chat was what's the eye color, bro
Was it blue? Oh my god. This is fine, this is fine. Alright, and we max, right? It doesn't do anything.
That doesn't do anything. Take top off? Yo, bro, what are we doing? What? Oh my god, there's
going to be demons in there? What are these eye colors? What the fuck is that? Facial features!
What do you say? I'm pissed about it. What'd you say? I'm pissed about it. All the way up.
big nose oh my oh my gosh normal I gotta break someone broke my nose
brother this is not there's no way I make this look like old busting long chin
Give me that booty chin. Sure. Nice and fat. Big neck. Big neck.
Dude, there's no... dude.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Don't care anything about this
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Makeup?
Wait, where's my eyebrows?
Hair!
Where is?
Hehehe
Where is it?
What do y'all think? We gotta go afro, right?
We have to go afro. We have to
We got to go with the fro bro, we have to go yes, but we want the big fro we want the big fro
Where's the big one
Bro, where is it?
Club, thank you so much for the five gifted.
Oh, I can search it.
Afro.
No.
Fro.
Voss.
It doesn't come up.
It doesn't come up.
Getting you the numbers for Boston.
Hell yeah.
Thank you.
Please do.
Because right now I look fucked.
I know I look like shit.
Hey yo.
What the shit?
Oh!
That's not it.
Goodness!
And this.
Who hit my child on the soccer field?
Alright, we're just going to go with this fro for now, if it updates, there we go, we
go with this fro for now. White fro, white, facial hair, eyebrows. What kind of eyebrows?
What kind of eyebrows did we have?
Didn't we have some stupid eyebrows that I remember?
Was it pencil?
I think it was pencil, right?
Yes!
Yes!
Oh, we look like shits!
This looks terrible!
This is not Boston!
Oh, I took my pants off! Shit!
Shit.
Then busted from wish.com.
How do I change my clothes?
Oh, clothing.
This all just hats?
Oh, I can't wear that.
What's happening?
Why is my hat going on?
It's loading for the first time.
Okay, we'll put this one on for now, then.
Upper body.
What number's the fat body?
Where'd my fat suit at?
This one looks like a fat body.
No, this one's not good enough.
Oh my god, I look like shit.
What the fuck?
Yo bro what is going on this is not me go up to where it says PD
D this one
Pusted out of meth addiction. Yeah, you ain't wrong
Dude, it's not my PC man. I don't think I think it's just everything loading for the first time
Exhale to the right
Wait exhale to the right this one
Yeah, yeah, we got to change the lips
In the muffin top cast a shadow. Oh my gosh, it is cast in a shadow
L is fat XL is buff. Okay, I got it. Oh
My gosh
Let's switch let's swap the pants for now. We'll go back and we'll find the fat legs. Oh my gosh
that should be fine. Where's my shoes? Where's the shoes at? Some boots. Whenever this updates.
I had to wait for it to catch up, I don't know what you want from me.
I think the rest had got addicted to
the Royds. No, man. Yo, do I
close the game and reopen it? But
then I lose on my on my
progression, I think.
You don't like the hat, man? Yeah,
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure if I save it, I gotta, I can't continue working on it.
the rest of the terrible things to bust it though, though.
I gotta get a reference.
I think it's messed up.
I posted one in the Discord.
Oh yeah, we look nothing like this.
Alright, let's pull them side by side.
Oh, Gab just sent me everything.
Oh, and it updated.
Okay, hold on.
Alright.
Primary face 88.
That's a woman.
I don't want to assume, but I'm pretty sure.
Gav, what are you doing to me?
the process okay primary phase secondary phase 16 okay hold on a minute what are we doing
How do we do it?
Face, what?
What?
What the fuck?
Face mixing
100, 100
100
Okay, wait a second
Starting to form a little bit
Alright
And then this one
Okay
Eyebrows down in this corner.
This one up in this corner.
This one up in this corner.
This one down in this corner.
Keep bones down in this corner, chin down in this corner, this corner, and this corner.
Okay.
shape. Bottom right, bottom right, bottom right, top left. I already have all that.
Oh, okay. There's that.
Aging for all the way to the right.
Does that look like Bustin?
I think we got it!
But we gotta fix the fro and we gotta make myself fatter!
This as fat as I can get?
lips I think it's my lips that are fucked up
Gav can I become can I become fatter
No, this is as fat as we get?
Damn it!
Oh my god, my cankles!
Okay.
You know what, let's just go no hat.
Let's just go no hat.
Let's just go no hat.
What the hell is going on?
Arms.
We got fat arms anywhere?
Hair 141 where's that again?
hair 141 141 that looks like the right one nice okay and we had a mustache
Oh my gosh, it took my shoes off what the hell is going on hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up
What you will put the most regarded Mr. Potato Head ever right now
I'm the fucking shirt and you gotta change the pants cuz those pants don't go with
I
Sorry boss, I I'm really trying my hardest boss. I I don't know how to do any of this boss
I can't change that the gap because it's my toaster is it load of it
No, do I save it
But then I have to like run to a clothing store, don't I?
Okay, all right, let me save it and I'll reload it give me a second
Oh my god a 93,000 state ID, holy shit
Wait
Yo, what the fuck?
Oh my gosh.
Uh, oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh no.
Out of service.
Oh no.
Wait, where the- He doesn't have a head!
Wait, where do I go?
Oh shit.
F.A.
Quint.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
This is a lot harder than I remember.
I
Know you trying to play arc what's up, Cozy? No, I'm not trying to play arc at all
You know, I've checked my calendar. No, no, no not mm-hmm. No
Not arc
Anything else sure, but not arc. You know what you need to play with me after I get this guy set up
Hell that loose Vietnam. It's a blast
Check it out once I get this guy set up for tomorrow, I'm down to play some I only got till two EST
Vietnam
Yeah
Trees bro, it's I'm telling you it's it's awesome
Don't say any slurs though not yet, it's it's Sunday. It's Lord's Day
yeah let me know you'd like it it's a lot of fun there's like voipping shit
it's cool
I'll probably just rage off on our yeah okay let me know let me know all right
what what do I do do I log on
Yeah, I picked Polito.
Polito.
Polito.
Polito.
Hello, I don't remember how to talk hello
All right, I'm ready to work. Let me back in
Wait, we have an 8th? Wait, what?
Close, he has his shrimp in the ears.
No feet. I know, no, I gotta fix it, man.
Yo, that kind of do look like Boston, though. This looks good.
It's boston!
It looks like a woman, Vasa!
No I do not!
What the?
What the fuck?
What the...
Ha ha!
Jesus.
Jesus.
How do I talk hello hello hello hello my keybinds oh dude my keybinds are hello no shit nice
Okay, clothing, upper body, textures.
Nice.
I don't know what this is.
Okay, that's fine.
Pants.
Wait, my pants are wrong?
SHI-SA. SHI-SA!
Oh!
Oh my...
Oh my god!
God!
Okay, good.
Shoes.
Let's go.
I
Those will do well, I'd rather have boots on
It's all fucked up
These will do this is this looks like boots even though it's not
We'll go black that's fine
We'll go shorts. Okay. Okay, shut up. I'll do the shorts
Oh my god, it's the tragedy I look like shit what the
Yo, no way, my foopa is below the taser!
This is crazy!
Wait, I can put a kilter?
No best no best. No best. No best. No best.
Nice nice
Okay, that's good
I
Put that rolly on every style put that rolly on it. Oh my gosh
No, no, no nothing nothing Ranger vest XL, okay
Ranger vest XL vest
Ranger vest XL
Yo, that actually looks sick!
Wait, which one do we do? Do we do this one or do we do that? No, we do this one.
Okay.
We need boots? Alright, alright, alright, alright, boots.
boots
i was do these boots
Oh my gosh, bro.
I look like I'm smuggling donuts in my ass.
Am I missing anything?
Change my arms?
No!
I got so scared.
Is there fat arms? No. What arms are the right ones?
Chad, I think all the arms are the same size.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure all the arms are the same size.
I'm just going to have little arms.
Yeah, because everything else is just gloves.
Arms 266
Okay, that'll do that'll do our we need our glasses
Oh, yeah, we're back we're back
We're so back do we change the facial hair I feel like we do
There it is. There he is. Now we're back. Now we're back. Wait, scroll to zoom. Yeah.
I think we're good. Yeah, we'll worry about tattoos and such later. I'm not too worried
about the tattoos right now. I appreciate we have to go somewhere to do that as well.
go ahead and save this. Oh man, this is nice. Oh my gosh, the body moves. The body, dude,
Look at the rolls moving.
Okay, all right, now we gotta change our walk.
This one, good.
You gotta redo all the binds, got it.
All right walk is good
Okay, oh, I got this good, okay walk is good
I don't know why I'm hiding my keybinds, but I just want to make sure it in leak anything okay, um
Oh my gosh, I don't even know where to start isn't it GTA online
What is this? What was this? This is text chat, push to talk, and 5M. Oh my gosh. I don't remember any of this.
inventory f2 tab or no it what's not tab it's K K is inventory right K
Um, tackle player that's okay, it's all I care about.
That's fine.
And then audio, voice chat on, on, hello.
Okay, that's working.
Wait, oh my god, you can hear everything I'm saying right now, shit.
moment push to talk bird can you hear me
Hello?
Shit.
Can't hear you.
Game beacon.
That should be good.
Hello?
fast
F8 except for oh allow
Hello
In settings
Turn the volume up
I don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm
not sure what I'm talking about.
Yeah, but everything around me gets real quiet whenever you talk to me.
Yeah, so turn the voice on sound effects all the way up as well.
I
Hello
Right now feeling good
Now that's what I'm talking about bird always be ready. You never can let you go out down
because if you let your guard down you die let me go get you I'm serious what
the fuck how do I put a finger in your butt oh
Oh
Sorry about that, but oh shit. Oh shit
Wait whisperin how do I talk whoa, there's a little dot over there to the right now
now. Damn. Alright. Okay, I think we're good. I think we're good for tomorrow, chat. Am
Am I missing it? Anything?
Ah.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
phone beautiful oh what the nut sack how do I open up my phone F3 oh yeah we
You gotta change that one second.
Keybinds, 5M.
Why is P that?
Over here, hey, hello?
Shut up!
you passed it. We're not passed it out.
Toggle phone. Oh, it's under T probably toggle. Toggle phone. And now how do I make P not open
up my because I'm pretty sure now it's going to do that little oh no we're good yeah how
do I how do I fix this how do I fix that you can't yes you can what is that is that
toggle map? What's toggle map under? Is that under general? Pause. There it is. It's right there.
Yep. Now we're good.
What is all this?
First day back.
Hey, what's going on?
It's Busty.
Ready to arrest all criminals and take them to the Lord.
You might be thinking right now, where have you been?
Well, I was in Vietnam for a little bit, not because of any wars going on, but just kind
hanging out it's great this time of year being heck shit I don't know how to
there we go all right that's good there life invader don't know what that is
bank we're rich DOJ
Now I'm a one what's your emergency fuck you tanker I'm coming for your bitch ass
What the fuck?
News!
agen
Ventures
Paul sale
Alerts
Okay
Texts
where's oh yo that's cool like a Samsung how do I how do I
I got your boy fucked up like he on lithium I ain't crashin' out, I'm crashin' in to one
Pull up and I stick him, grid of him, your face in a fly
Stop texting me, actin' like you hate area tops
The only one that's shootin' him is me He actin' like you don't have a heart
So I'm just makin' him bleed I gotta see, gotta check, gotta know, gotta flex
Like a bench of Venus shorting 187 reps
OG bang bang, baby runnin' blue chain Long story short, if you cross me's a thing, dang ra ra
I'll put your teeth on my la boo boo You runnin' from the couch, you be runnin' from the
That's pretty cool. Okay, um, that's all good. Is there apps? Do I got to download apps?
Where do I download apps at?
Life Invader?
Profile Picture?
No items in gallery. Wait, I gotta take a picture.
Ha!
BITCH I'M BUSTING!
Post-story story posted wait, where can I see this a live stream
Allow
what's going on bitches I got no viewers shit how do I get viewers how do I show my bare
ass is there a way to wait oh no I ended my stream fuck wait how do I post post
Who got my burgers?
Wait, can I post a video?
Does it work?
Shit.
Hello?
Oh, it doesn't work.
Damn it.
God, dude.
I'm sexy.
is sexy. Thank you guys so much for the subs. Al, thank you for the five gifted. Thank you
so much for the five gifted. Matthew, thank you for the two months loot and I am induced.
Thank you so much for the subs deceptive dad bde and hazard. Thank you
What do you guys think do we jump out of here
Do we jump out of here and go to Vietnam? I kind of I'm kind of wanting to I
Kind of want to go see the Ranger thing
Yeah, but we don't actually start till tomorrow.
Coast steal a car.
What the nuts?
Am I eating the bag?
Fuss.
I'm poor!
Go see the Rangers.
Alright.
Step one, how do we get over there?
That's the million dollar question.
That's where all the rangers are hiding the voting booths vote. I
Don't even know what that means beat the rangers
There ain't enough for you. Oh my god, but
What's your number
Brother wait what it's like actual Twitter
Dude, that's crazy!
Check the map.
What?
What?
Bro, even the map looks crazy!
Okay, there's that and then
Well, I went to Vietnam not for any more reasons, but because it's nice this time of year, and just been hanging around. What you doing?
I've been saving all of these rolls and cash and money that you told me to take from people.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Stop piling them. I don't know what to do with any of them.
How much money we got? We rich?
I think they stole it all, man.
Oh
Shit
So we down bad house Barry's real estate is it are we up good there at least
Damn it
No, I haven't I haven't but we gotta we gotta launch a coup we got a launcher coup
Come give me I'm up in Paleta. I want to see the new station
You know oh my god. All right. I'll be there shortly. All right see you soon. I
Don't know how to hang up
Son of a bitch. Do I is it the oh
Shit
Dammit
I think I found it
All right.
Slow down, you fucking asshole!
Save his number.
Well, he looks exactly like you, IRL.
That's fucking crazy.
Alright.
Alright.
Good to be back.
Alright.
Motherfucker.
Alright.
All right, you turn this music off music off good all right
Now we got to wait for food to come up here. Oh, it's kind of like blurry. Why is everything
blurry far away. Is that a setting? What setting is that? Is that under graphics?
Off.
Oh!
Is that better? I think that's better.
Chad, we'll do the busting song tomorrow when we're actually playing, playing.
I'm just curious right now.
Extended texture budget as well.
Like that is that good
Pustin's 52 his visions getting blurry. Yeah, ain't wrong
Bustin has to bring peanut? Peanut played before! Way back when?
Where the hell is he going?
I
What the fuck
It's good to see you man. What's going on?
Man, this is nice
Oh man, they keep turning their sirens off Jesus man, I've been good. I've been good. How you been?
Oh, you know much better now much better. Holy shit. Yeah, I saw that. There's a casted in trail now over there
Oh the bushes over there
After put seatbelt on you mother
They got me they got me it is what it is it didn't actually happen let's continue mother fuckers
Well, that's good, that's good. How's the jurisdiction they still putting jellyfish and cutlers or did they stop doing that?
You know overfishers are worse than murderers
Kill him kill him by the dozens
Really now when you one second give me one sec
Hello, can you hear me?
Yes sir.
What the hell? Give me one moment.
I'll take a time.
Oh, I don't know.
SFX.
Dialogue boost and audio settings.
Alright, say something!
Yes, sir!
Okay, that's better.
Whoa! This place is crazy over here!
Whoa! So these are the farmlands.
Every day I come over here to make sure people aren't over-farming.
There's a group out here called the watering can bandits.
I've been stealing watering cans while people have been filling them up.
What?
This one's a pussy.
Oh my gosh.
Wait, so they're just over there farming taters and stuff?
Yeah, they're just farming, you know, getting their start of valley on.
Oh, shit.
I'm sure you love that.
That's great. That's great. I can't wait to fuck with them.
So is there a lot of traffic up north now?
Yes, there's normally a lot to do up there.
Mainly those fucking overfishingers and the hunters as well.
There's also a fucking sasquatch that's been passing the rain recently.
There's a hunt for it.
A sasquatch? You sure that ain't just birds ex-girlfriend?
Now that you mention it.
Why have to run the numbers?
What's this place this is the new bus holy shit
Hot damn a better keep it under the speed limit Jackass. Yeah, I'm watching you
Well, hi there!
I know, right?
Look at this place!
Yes!
Hey, have a look over here.
This place is awesome!
This is the chief room, which is the Game Warden room, but have a look at the wall right here, man.
Hey, that's me!
That's right!
Look at that!
I wonder what happened to you.
Oh, man.
Little did I ever hear anyone...
You were in Vietnam the whole time.
It was the stress, all those lawsuits about jellyfish.
It really... it got to me, Foo. You know, I couldn't handle it anymore.
And it takes a meantime.
Okay, well, you know you're already a big man walking around Vietnam. You look like Godzilla
What?
You know you're strong and powerful like oh, yeah, I agree. Mm-hmm. I agree. I bet Godzilla's insensitive topic sometimes free
Look at this
Damn why'd they make?
Why'd they make bird look cool?
He's been working out
Jesus he does not they had hey AI is getting crazy
AI is getting crazy look at that
Yeah, right
My gosh a little bit that even look like him
Them fucking birds over here Chad backs it on the fucking pictures. He's been meowing. You know, he's been meowing
No, what's going on with these earrings he got in there?
It looks like you'll catch them on a fishing hook or a lining hook I should say
Don't let a pinky go anywhere near his face or they're gonna rip his ear off
Goodness gracious, that's pretty damn cool
Mm-hmm. Oh, I remember when we took this picture. Look at this. Oh
Wow, yeah, that's me. This is the first ever Academy. That's me right back there to the left
back in 74
Pretty good and see but if I do that anymore, I'll be closing my eyes
Oh careful food, you don't want to have to be sleepwalking now
No, no, no you're right.
Look at this place.
Lose some weight, fat ass. I know you're working behind a desk,
but if we need you to help anybody,
you ain't gonna be able to help nothing with those fucking rolls.
Lose some weight, diabetes.
Oh, he's deaf, sir.
Gosh, we gotta deal with these fat asses in this place.
It's been a problem for a while now.
How's Barry? Is he still fat?
Barry's still pretty rotten, sir.
This is what we normally do our chef chef meetings
Yeah
This place is awesome. I'm telling you this is why I went to I think oh
Yeah, wait a second. Is this a poker tape?
Yes, and oh what we're gonna get some dealers to work here. Oh
All right, save that one for later Wow, that's pretty cool. This is pretty cool and to the
left over here is the holding cell. Look how many fuckers we can get in here now. Back
in the old bush we could only get like 16 people into those two cells. Yeah, we had
Yeah, we did. Holy shit. Wait, do we just let them serve their time in here? No, we're
still selling them off, but we could. Yeah, we should. This is sick. We certainly could.
We just, we call it intake. We take all like the small penny shit just make them serve their
time in here. This is awesome. You got to get you to meet with the with the Game Warden
Tafferty. Yeah. Yeah. I think I got a meeting tomorrow. Oh, too sure. Yeah. Yeah. I think
I meet tomorrow, baby. Well, listen, I should be told he's not such a bad guy. He's okay,
but if you want to take him on, you know, I might need some of that. I might need some
that, you know, ancient technology that you might know of, you know what I'm saying?
Like that assassination, something that sting like a butterfly, fly,
sting like a sting like a jack wire.
Right around like a butterfly, you know what I'm saying?
No. Oh, what's it?
Sting like a wombat.
Yeah, why don't you just say that man?
Yes, the crossing Tyler's whooping crying. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying
Listen, man, I can I can get the ball and if you want
Maybe maybe do we still have what what about his squirrel still around her? Yes squirrels around. Yeah, we need a fall guy
Yeah, that's something we make him we'll have him go to prison of course
Yeah, I started liking him though, but he can go. Yeah, you know, he's
Squirrel knows he needs to do his thing. You know what I mean? The one had Barry
Barry will
Riz up any women that's around and as a distraction mechanism and then me and you
You know what I mean
Oh
But bring out your teeth bring out your teeth what's wrong?
Something like that. I was good. It's good. It's good training exercise
Sorry, I'm good for the cheese
Lavender up makes you feel young again. You know what?
You I am young you're like 150. I'm 58 so oh shit
If you're 58, I'm fucking 22.
What's up, baby?
I'm good for my age, right?
Oh, here's where we keep on the animals that are being unruly.
It's like I'm selling the Sasquatch in here.
Give me a second.
Yeah, I can't.
What we keep saying, Sasquatch, you can just say birds, eggs, girlfriend.
It's the same thing.
Yes, birds.
Yeah, goodness.
So wait, what is this?
This is a what kind of freaky shit y'all got going on in here?
Well, no, these are for the animals, the wildebeests, the animals.
Oh, oh, God, it's on it.
You know, like Sloan.
Like what?
Oh, never mind.
OK.
The candles.
That makes sense.
That's it.
Yeah.
That checks out.
That checks out.
But yeah, that's it.
I mean, there's a lot more.
that's the base of it. Man, I'm for a while today. No, no, I I'm just I'm just checking things out,
making sure I got everything ready and then then I'm probably gonna head out. I'll be around tomorrow
though. I'll be around all day tomorrow getting back into the to the swing of things. Okay,
Yeah, I look forward to it. Yeah. Hey, you can
Gotta you got a knife or gun or something I can borrow maybe a baton
This ain't good this ain't okay. All right, see right right there got a fix that can be one sec
how do I son of a bitch where is that
Oh
Oh there it is what the hell chat what did I have this on is that taker this is dragon yeah
Yes, thank you sir
What did I have escort on before?
Was it G it was G
What no I had it on ever key come back you're right thing, so you thought
There you go
You fat fucking bastard, I'm the fucker
Fuck you
All right. Not too shabby. Okay.
Sweet. You want to go right
around for a little bit? Uh
Yeah.
Okay. Well, maybe
I believe, uh, well, if you
Maybe uh, maybe maybe somebody will be here for you to talk to
Oh
Somebody come in here. Okay, baby. Yeah, all right. Sounds like a plan
Better not be bird
Birds pissed me off it's there and upstairs
Yeah, there is enough stars. Yeah. Yeah. What's up there?
Well, we have a bonfire over there on the side
I should check out some time.
What outside?
Yeah, over there.
Wow, look at them chickens.
You always loved your chicken huts, Gamble.
I'm a big chicken fan.
You know me, I like chickens.
Here's the break room.
There's a padlock on the fridge for some reason.
Let me go ahead.
I think there's a bird up stuck in them rafters.
I just saw it stuck its head out.
What the fuck?
Damn, you finding ghosts in here?
Oh, you just shit!
Are these our bad memories?
Get this fucking pants off!
Damn it!
Shit.
Oh, he flew away. He flew away. You missed him.
You missed him.
He flew away real fast.
You might be seeing things.
Yeah, I think you missed him.
He was a Norwegian owl hawk.
Very rare, very rare.
Oh, my. Yeah, especially here in the state.
What in the hell is Cassidy doing with this place?
He is ruining the Rangers and all.
Why the fuck do we have fruit?
What this needs to be candy bars. What's he trying to turn us into bunch of Victoria's secret models?
Are you right? No, you know what your rights are this is bullshit though piss on them apples
You might need to we need to make a statement this right here that's unforgivable
Oh, bananas, oranges, who the fuck is eating that shit?
Not me, sir.
Not me.
I only eat cat.
I only eat, you know, cappotle.
Exactly.
Amen.
You don't have to piss on it.
Don't worry.
I'll make sure I throw all that away later.
Maybe we'll use it as bait for the chickens or something.
Oh, shit, there's people here, there's people.
Oh, God.
All right.
Let me, uh...
I don't want to...
I don't...
I don't understand.
You know what I mean?
You go talk to the people.
I'll watch.
I'll watch from afar.
Gentlemen!
All right, listen, gentlemen.
Listen, apparently, uh, everybody just, uh...
Look that way.
Yep, yep, everybody, everybody see that door?
Oh my god.
Make your way through.
hahahahahaha
all right okay okay okay call i would hate to have to do people this early in the morning
That would be the worst thing in my life is they have to do paperwork
I've been doing so much in your absence. Yeah, what you've been doing man. What so what did you talk to me?
What what is the Rangers now? I feel like everything's changed. Oh
We basically well, yeah, lots changed. I mean really we're actually
We're actually helping animals now
What?
Yeah
If if there's not much going on here if they need help in the city, of course
We can go down there and help them out, but for the most part we're actually helping
We're actually helping the nature reserve
What really
Mm-hmm. There's there's poaching that we got to prevent there, you know, like I like I mentioned the overfishing things like that
I wasn't a fucking I was in a photo shoot with some sexy furries the yesterday
How do I do that?
I have nothing to do with the job.
You know, you know, Cloksi?
What's he there?
No.
No, no.
Different.
Different.
Yeah.
All right.
Sorry.
I've been to my apartment doing, watching these art greater things and, I know that's
some of the bitch.
Every furry convention that's ever been had in the history of mankind, he has been there
or ran it. It's what the rumor on the street is, it was.
Yeah, I bet. I bet.
I hope we find out.
Let's see if the.
You see, the game was wrong.
I was I was I thought he might have been coming around.
Maybe, maybe not.
He's elusive.
Yes.
Very elusive.
If not, we could ride around for a bit and tell.
Who the hell's that guy?
Hey!
He's robbing the place!
Who the fuck was that?
Oh...
Man!
Oh!
This fucking Sasquatch ain't the donuts!
Son of a bitch!
Fuck!
Damn it!
I knocked the front door, I forgot that.
Sasquatch got into the donuts, I got trails going
going up north. What?
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep
that little fucking asshole was here. Oh my god!
It's a damn tragedy. It is a damn tragedy
Birds ex-girlfriend needs to be stopped. Amen
Amen
Don't worry food. We're gonna get her. Let's go ride around. Let's go ride around
I can't be all cooped up. I'm a peacock. Y'all let me fly. You got to let me fly
You want to drive the new American Trump 25 3500?
Do I ever?
Hey jackass why are you driving like an idiot for me?
You know what kind of wood you just ran into?
That's Norwegian oak. Clean it up.
Make way, make way.
Yeah I'm watching you.
I'm watching you.
I'm watching you over there.
I'm watching you over there, macaroni hair.
You look like shit!
Geo-so!
More like Geo-ho!
Motherfucker!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha come
skid out of here oh yeah
yup so this is that wow look at this place do you want to have a look at the
the new uh oh hell no out of the way the fuck out of the way what are you saying if you want to
have a look at the new uh police station so where's the man it's in the city oh yeah let's go over
there i'm me i'm huge is it massive it is it's pretty big it's really another conversation for
something oh hell yeah yo is it me or does the city look beautiful yeah this
is incredible it doesn't even look like the same place I left before it kind of
look like clay now it's just impeccable it's very impressive you know what when
when all the funds and everything got embezzled and stolen I'm pretty sure
woman what the fuck is your problem stay on the roadways yeah lady what were you
saying pretty sure they took it all and put it in
wow yeah I mean it finally you know tax paying dollars are going to something
that's good you know what I mean wait why can't I drive whenever I'm talking
what the oh shit sorry yeah oh sorry you're bad old habits not not you get
one game one sorry old habits what we're about saw you sir oh okay we'll be
I guess we're gonna turn around shit alright hey you might put some music on
can we play music in here
Oh
There is a music up on
My favorite songs I know every word
And the Chang, and you got that Wu, and the Chang, and the Wu, and the Wu, and the Throne
Sinnerty.
Yeah.
Take it away, bud.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Run it from Wu Chang!
Out of the way!
Everything's fine, just a small chicken!
Yeah, number one thing I'm worried about.
That didn't have been the front seat that watch my shoes
You're still rapping
Am I still rapping of course? I'm still
Looking at you. I was looking at you. Sorry about that
You distracted me
You got it.
Got it.
Nice.
Yo, that's so cool.
The music's still on now, can I?
What the...
Yo, that's crazy!
Man!
What happened to that car?
Crazy. We gotta get somebody to fix that.
No, you're right.
Don't work on that, son.
Yeah. Yeah, that's a damn mess.
Even when I'm one son, he was...
And it was awful.
Well, he come here. Come here. You gotta help me pay for this. What's what's he like? What's he?
Well, his his animal call sign is Mustang
Okay, it was like a think a wild horse, you know, that's that's waiting to be tamed
Okay, okay mustang wild horse. Okay. Yeah kind of kind of you know kind of food does he like?
um
You like sodas you like soda
Okay
Is he one of them is he a skinny fella or is he a fat son?
No, you know what he's actually got some very big
You know
Peck-a-lars. Yeah, he almost has a cleavage
Yes, kids. No, no, no, but the but the but the you know Peck-a-lur tits
His boots
moves
But one. Oh, yeah. Oh, God, the picket the
pecculatory
Massage. Yeah, that's what it is. He's got okay. Yeah, okay. All right. It's hard to stop staring
Okay, don't do that. He doesn't like that doesn't like oh
Shit, it's like a mole on somebody's nose. You don't want to stare at it
But you got to act like it's just not there. That's kind of how his pectoral talic muscles are exactly it. Okay
Alright don't stare at his tits. Got it. Don't stare at his tits. Yes sir. I'll do you.
The door's locked through. The door's locked. I'll do you. Okay. Good day sir. Good day.
How you doing? You two tommy.
Uzi bitch. What the fuck? You think you can just walk in here after what you did in the Montana State Park?
I can't stop. I can't stop staring at those kids myself.
So I can't stop staring. I didn't. I didn't mean to.
He's got big pecs. It's incredible. It's like, it's like he's smuggling bags of mayonnaise,
but it's not. Sir, objectify me. You lost the opportunity to objectify me after you left
Hold in the pillow in the tent. That was you. You left me out there
I defend for myself and get out
Vietnam I told you I had to leave early. I
Can't believe you busted. What a fucking you been
Stress it was the stress it was the jellyfish and the penal jellyfish code
them they don't tell you the heartbreak that comes from jellyfish they don't I
thought I understood it but I never did and you know I just God I get worked up
thinking about it now
I've been everything has just been horrible
horrible you left me up there
I'm here now. You know what I'm
saying? Let's look at the good
things. I am here. It was just
me, you and the pussy willows.
It was just me, you and the
pussy willows. We were, we were
in heaven. You had to go and
ruin it all. We had a good thing
going busted. We had a good
thing going.
You and your small hands
caressing the pussy willows.
They blew in the wind. What?
I don't have small hands. I told
I told you this I had normal size hands. They're just a little little bit on the petite side
It's a come that doesn't make them small it makes them
Makes them fine make some delicate
And then I was left with your evil devil spawn that barely can answer a fucking phone Dave bird
I
You didn't have to say his name. I'm pretty sure a deaf motherfucker outside would have known you were talking about Dave bird when it comes to useless
Amen, and I
Amen, I asked him to set up our stream for wildlife awareness and he put us on fucking born hub
It was a fuckin' yarn nightmare.
Wait, so you're telling me you guys tried to do a charity event for wildlife and you
streamed it on the hub?
Oh!
It was meant to be two birds in a bath, but not that type.
It was ended up being two birds one cunt.
Oh, god.
It was fuckin' horrible.
You don't know what I've been through.
I'm sorry about that.
That's terrible news one second. I got this. Hey, it's American English fucking idiot shut up out there
Sorry about that. Holy shit. It's a what the hell is that outside?
It's birds ex-girlfriend
wife
Shit, but I don't see it. It was just that the it's gone now. He ate a bunch of
Okay, whatever that thing is God. Well, I'm sorry Colte
Listen, I'm back now. I'm back now. I'm ready. You know what I mean? I'm ready to serve. I'm ready to
I'm hearing that people are over fishing in the dozens people are shooting coyotes and and
Wombats in the wildlife. I'm hearing all kind. I'm hearing there's farmers fucking on the potatoes
It's all kinds of crazy happening a lot and we even got a couple of rangers fucking in the potatoes. I bet it's squirrel
Oh my god, no, it's not squirrel actually is it is it is it lies goose goose and giraffe who the hell is
He's a scuffed version of you honestly shit
shit
You have the way more way more way more sexually unhinged we deal with him. Yeah
Yeah, that's a lot of this you know, there's always been tension in here
There's always and now you gave them enough space to where they're gonna find
Little corners in this department to just just be rock-talking. It's gonna be already did
Where they started where I found them follow me. Oh, Jesus man
Oh tour of here yet. Yeah, I checked it all out. It's beautiful. My only complaint. There is a bowl of fruit upstairs
We might need to change that to chocolate bars or something, but that's it
If you come in here one more time without
Scheduling an appointment. I will shove that water can so far up your ass
You're gonna be watering the bushes when you talk son, sir, please wait patiently in the lobby
Damn it
I found them they were both here in the cages with all their girlfriends out here mocking them
and they liked it the cook change the cook cages that's right the fucking cut cage these are meant
for animals for preservation that's just being used for generosity God is that a pile of shit
Inside of the it is that's a squirrel shit
I've seen it many a time squirrel shit right there inside of that that food container and with squirrel
God man. He does he not know what a fucking toilet is still a lot of optimal by spin months
Goodness gracious, and they even got pillows in there hot. What's going on in here? I
I don't know, but it's Dave where it's fault. It's all ever since that live stream ever
ever since ever since buster ever checks out
it's okay it's okay
it's alright it's alright
it just happened
you do it's okay
you pushed me in the cage
you pushed me in the cage
Are you motherfucker?
No, I'm in the cages!
Oh my god!
You son of a bitch!
You son of a bitch!
Ah!
Man!
Oh goodness!
Right, what the hell just happened?
I'll come talk to you in a second.
All right, okay, all right. We'll be right outside.
Deep breaths.
What happened in there?
Grab me by the hips and shove me in the cage.
I don't know what the fuck just happened.
You could fit his arms around you?
Yeah, but then he... I don't know, he grabbed me like a...
Oh, God.
Like, wait, you ever see one of the mechanical bulls inside of a bar?
It was kinda like that.
Jesus Christ.
How was it like...
How the fuck was it like that?
What?
How the fuck was it? What do you mean it was like that?
I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, you know what I mean.
No, I don't.
One second.
What you looking at, Baldy?
Hello?
You look like shit!
Thank you!
Who the fuck are you?
Hey, you fucking...
Who the hell is this guy?
Who the fuck is this?
Bubba, come on, hey, hey, hey!
Have some fuckers.
Hey, you better back off, son of bitch!
You better back off!
You better back off!
You don't want none of this!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey!
That's a weapon!
What's up? What's up then? You don't want to know this? You want to know this? Look at that. You look like a shit.
Oh, hey, hey!
You're fighting for bros.
I'm not fighting. Yeah! Yeah, that's a warning. That's a warning. That's a warning. That's a warning.
Hey, hey, don't do that. Don't do that.
Stop resisting.
Hey, don't come near me. Hey, you stay back there. Don't come near me. Don't, don't walk up here. You don't want none of this.
No, no, no. You better keep back. You better keep back.
You better keep back, keep back, keep back!
Hey, walk back!
What's up? What's up?
What's up, motherfucker?
Little piece of shit!
What's up? What's up?
What's up? What's up?
Oh, shit! I'm looking at the wrong person!
Oh, shit!
What's up?
Motherfucker!
That's what you get!
The bushes currently closed!
Please make your way out the front door. What did you expect was gonna happen?
Hey everything's fine in there don't worry about nothing
you know you got a yeti running
out there right?
I might have stepped on him.
You might need to help him.
We need your help.
We'll be right back.
What the hell is going on out here?
Nothing at all.
Nothing is on the other side of this door.
Shut the fuck up in there.
Yeah, nothing's going on over here.
I'm gonna go.
Arms and early fish and try to calm down to collect myself after the hellscape that was yesterday. Yeah
Challenge crop to a one-on-one in the state park in sanction it and there was about a hundred people watching and then the judge shot a bystander
Let's not talk about getting shooting Bob a ton they can Bob a ton they try to kill a fucking honey badger
Don't give me started on that
Fuckin shit, that sounds like a good shit.
I think Sunday is gonna be a problem at the time.
Hey, fucking stress leave!
Hey, put that phone down, jackass!
Put it down!
It's a private area!
It's gonna be alright.
Let me see if I can't...
Let me see if I can't...
I don't really know how to... let me just grab... there we go.
Don't mind me!
Don't mind me!
Don't go see a Sasquatch, you son of a bitch!
Go see a Sasquatch?
Think there's a Sasquatch out here?
Amanda!
Shit, who's a bird tax girlfriend's name?
Jennifer!
I don't remember.
Damn it.
Let's get you some help.
Let's get you some help.
It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay.
Sufficient.
Sufficient.
There's fish.
There's fish.
There's fish.
Yes, very suspicious.
What's going on?
What?
nothing he's sleepy and he wanted to take a nap
he may have been bit by the Sasquatch and has potential potential rates
Oh, yeah, let's let's back up my back up. Hey, but I got an undercontroller right back up
This is all you you got this
Do we have any medical professionals here
Hell's primarily when you need her
I think it's a lot of success
and people who would have to
handle this I think it calls on
you. This is this is your thing.
I don't know how to let it go.
Why am I the medical professional?
I'm trying to avoid that stereotype.
parents disowned me when I was born you got this to fix them up you got this you got this
I think you gotta sing and I think you gotta do it to the beat for that one son staying alive but
But the BGs are selling them, getting it.
Typecasts, but what do you know about the perfect BGs?
Sometimes I want to be called.
I don't always want to be Lee.
Pfft, I'm calling 911.
I'm calling 911.
Oh my god, there's something coming out of his mouth.
Oh?
Oh my god.
Let's call the world or it's not.
Oh, are you a master there?
Oh, thank god.
Whew.
This is good.
Everything's going to be...
What the fuck?
Oh
Dude, there's a Sasquatch and the bushes out there
Yeah, I think
He's he's he slipped and fell was bitten by Sasquatch normal day normal things
All right, you sure about what something's that?
Who I think I think now's the time we go and drive around to keep my turn to get everybody
Attention, yeah
All right everybody protect and serve see y'all later
It was glad to see you!
It's a fine new year!
Come on, come on, come on!
Oh, nice!
This is so weak!
I'll bother you for a second.
No you can't! Talk to Foo!
This is Foo. Foo was giving out all licenses right now.
Yep, Foo wants to talk to everybody. That's what he said.
Ooh, ooh!
Give me the keys give me the keys yep food will help you with all of your questions. You have the keys all of your everything
You got this food
Let me put on laughing quit tweet out let everybody know food is there to hell
I
Probably give keys to everybody
Well, that's karma
Well, that's what I get. Yeah. Yeah
Shit
Yeah
That'll happen that
That'll happen that'll happen. Yes, it will
Yes, it will. That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen.
Yep, that'll happen. Yes, it will. Yes, it will.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Some things never change. You ain't wrong.
I'm excited, man. Dude, the server, the server looks so cool.
The server looks so cool. Like, I don't know.
I don't know what they did, but it just looks like.
I don't know. How do I explain it? What am I trying to say right now?
Like the brightness and like the textures.
Does that make sense?
Optimization, maybe that's what it is.
They do like some big optimization thing with the new update.
Is that why it looks so crazy?
Oh
That is why
It's actually nuts
Yeah, are you in here?
What time is our sponsor
It's two EST, right so in an hour
Watch that clip let me see
Let me see
Come on Tana you fucking hussy you fucking ho huzzy motherfucking bitch fuck you fuck you you left already
the game. You know what? I'm
going to be ready again. Well,
we only have an hour, so I don't
want to do. Hello. Loose
Vietnam will probably just load
back in there. I mean, we got.
We got the rest of this evening,
so I'm thinking we'll probably
And then maybe we'll play hell at loose this evening. I
Mean chat I know but we tweeted everything out for tomorrow
I mean we're gonna be playing tomorrow no matter what I guess it doesn't really matter
How are you guys enjoying the GTA stuff man? You guys happy we're back?
Feels good man
Feels good.
is goofy man it is goofy bro it's very very goofy but it's also a lot of fun
man I enjoy it I enjoy it I very much enjoy it
I
Barry I think Barry will probably be on tonight if we do decide to get back on hang out with old Barry oh
My food's here everyone shut up don't talk to me. Thank you, baby
DC please make it stat make it snappy snappy
Good morning, buddy. Hi. Hi.
The last location.
Well, shit.
I will just run back over here.
I'll probably be here.
He just hang it out.
Oh, okay.
Here, take one of these.
Yes
Come on, you gotta go with your mama. Go on baby.
I know, I love you too.
There he goes.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Go with your mama.
Go with, dog. Go on, go get that thing.
A little turd.
Oh
Goodness gracious
of him yeah yeah mr. good will you get searched why do you have five water in
cans is that anything against that I'm asking you question mr. good will I have
five well in cans because I have five well in cans the fact that I'm gonna
let you know I was given why do you have a hundred all in the state park because
I like to read books and I like to get myself informed of the situation and
regulations
Yeah, and good thing I have a license for that I
Have a lighting I have a license
I was given this license by fellow parking
That doesn't matter the legislation
very shit
He is shit, but this is a known collaborator at Chris King help them commit election ari and bribery and
the subject either
He's a known over farmer
Really I
Can see it he's a fat ass that's for sure. Yeah. Yeah, that's damn right
Mm-hmm
It's unlawful to possess honey equipment fish equipment harvest the wildlife fish or materials commonly associated with wildlife
hardest things in Disney park effect wildlife here
The presence of God constitute evidence of intent unlawfully hunt fish harvest or exploit wildlife
You are in vial
So having a book is a violation. Yes, okay
Which is a 60 month and 750 dollar charge mr. Goodwin at this point. I would like to speak to a lawyer
Absolutely. Can you turn around Mr. Goodwill?
Time to go to prison Goodwill. I hope you like butt sex pussy.
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.
You gonna say that?
You going to prison.
Hey hey hey hey hey hey.
Yeah, whoo!
You gonna do that like a sasperge?
Fuck you. I ain't doing nothing about your mom in the woods.
I'm here to hold himself. Let's get him.
Hey, we got witnesses man. We all saw it.
What the hell?
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, come through.
Where did he go? Did he get him?
Wait, oh he's right here
Can you do me favor take this thing out of the trunk? Yeah, sure
I'm gonna take a look at a trunk here vehicle. Got it
I'm a okay way to send you to prison
Good thing you can't, you can't read!
You can call Mr.Sparkles.
Mr.Sparkles.
Oh, Mr.Sparkles.
Oh, you know which one I meant.
Am I dying?
Oh shit, I'm almost dead.
Everyone just you know that
Dragon has the best answers
and the best ability to give licenses,
So make sure you're in his line up here at the desk.
If you need any questions, he is the best, absolute best
at giving licenses and presentations.
And thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, Game Warden.
He's very happy to answer every question.
Thank you for my game, Warden.
I can take a picture of this and put it on the wall,
didn't I?
We can take a picture of him.
Yeah, you should, you should.
Time for prison, huh?
I mean, I guess so.
I mean, after I speak to my lawyer.
See what happens.
You shouldn't be a villain.
I mean, honestly, it's fucking surprising that owning a fucking book gets you a fucking time.
We know you can't read, asshole, okay?
You have that book for philonious acts, and that's for sure.
Can you actually do me a favor, guys? Can you actually see if I have this fucking license?
Because if I don't have this license, I'll be actually surprised.
How about you see if you can see your penis fat ass, because I know you can underneath all them rolls.
That's right.
Now turn around and keep moving.
Whoa, whoa.
That's honestly pretty rude. I actually don't appreciate that. Thank you.
Well, good thing this is America, bitch, and I can say what I want to say.
What's happening? We're arresting this guy, I think.
Yeah
Courage I'm not supposed to be on right now, but I kind of just kind of kind of got sucked in already
I'm enjoying it. She's been representation OPD. Mr. Goodwill. Do you want someone else?
When is she available? Can you ask? Yeah, when are you available?
Five to ten minutes
Holy shit, how about next year by then?
I
Okay, she said fuck you Eddie Goodwill
Anybody else available but y'all's yep, there it I don't know don't maybe I'll bust you should figure this out
We go to your what's up? Yeah go to DOJ
Okay, on the bottom, loyal?
Yep, yep.
Yeah, if you want to phone one of them
and try like maybe Curtis, right?
I just phoned Jester.
All right, I'll call Curtis, right?
Hello?
Hey, Curtis is busted.
Hello?
I'm doing good.
I got a felonious felon down here,
done some incredibly terrible things
and he's looking for representation at the bush
no problem on this one
okay see you soon
see you next time
okay
Curtis is on his way down for you
how could you do this
how could you do this
on your book
you're a motherfucker Eddie Goodwill you make me sick
you are a motherfucker
Honestly, I'll be honest, I'm pretty surprised about it.
The fucking thing yesterday.
The audacity you have of doing what you did.
That's what I'm thinking, you know, you break my heart.
I mean, so lock them up, throw away the key.
For him never to return.
That's what I say.
I come over here, Goodwill.
I'm going to put you in the big cell for your fat ass.
Once the book reader always a book reader. That's what I say
In this economy
Yeah, oh, yeah, I need some doughnuts this bonus you know this area is so cool. Okay, you want to start some busting I
Don't think I can what do you mean? I'm not on yet
what hard I'm not hired on yet burn around no oh I walk you know and are you
a little nervous that I'm getting right now don't you ever don't you ever ask me
that again I am a sworn officer if I ever did see one he's a fish yeah
You don't know who you're talking to and what's your name again, Mr.. Kewed will for you
Your life's fucking ruined, but you made it into me today. I'll ruin your life like I ruined many others
Oh
You have no idea
Stop today
All right, I'll be back
Hey, don't go any you can't go anywhere jackass don't bore yourself to death Eddie
Gosh it was tough to get through the same doorway with you for some reason. Oh
Yeah, I don't I don't know why that is it might be the maybe the doors are a little too small
Hallways are little to narrow a single space
What?
He's still going up here.
Damn!
Look at that bush.
That tree right there.
You know the lesson that can be used here.
What the hell?
What the hell?
Hard dress already. Nope. No, yeah. No, yeah
busting
What do you know your state out of you?
The four billion three hundred and forty seven million
Okay, I'm gonna take a look here
Nine three six six nine
I
I'm gonna put you I got you hired on
Says your ranger right now. Just cuz no other permissions are set up. So yeah, I'll talk to you in a little bit
Yeah, I'm only gonna be around for probably about 20 more minutes. I gotta head out
My key foo at the desk is way more equipped
This man why are you undermining me right now? Oh, this is
So good he's the best
Look at me. He's just so good at this. You should literally just go in his line as all
He's getting a little pissed off the best. Who are you?
Man you look like you're smuggling a bag of donuts. I'll see you later
I am, baby.
You hungry?
I can always eat!
See you later!
But busting what happened to you?
This is an assassin.
I don't know what the hell.
Here take my hand.
What the hell?
Here you go.
That's sick.
Shit.
Whoa.
What the hell?
Oh my gosh.
Oh man.
Holy man.
Oh, he didn't go anywhere. That's good. That's good. Yeah, he's slippery though
Are you hungry? What's happened? I got attacked by a bird. I think I don't know what that was
Santa Betty, let me get you out of the car
You're actually honest that I don't have a fucking license
You are misunderstanding, Eddie.
Oh my gosh.
You're misunderstanding what's happening.
What's happening?
I'm almost done.
What's this fucking red name?
Shit. On my way.
Fucker, mate.
Give me a second. Stay on here.
Motherfucker.
Fuck.
Fuck.
All right, come on.
Holy fuck, it's like a ghost busting.
Good to see you, Mr. Curtis. How you been?
I'm doing well. Been a long time, my friend.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's been a good minute.
I see you've got another fucking day at me.
What?
I see you've not been on a day at.
Uh, I am what you call peak male performance and looks, okay?
Okay, I don't need to go on a diet. I'm perfect. Come on in. Mmm. You are you are
Be careful he fucking guy he might attack you if you get too close to the sales now is it easy
Hey bird, I saw your ex-girlfriend outside hiding in the bushes that Sasquatch. Oh your mother was here
What?
I
That's too
Not a make for you okay, let me move the camera for you guys. There you go. Oh shit. I didn't get hot
that hunt. Sorry, I messed everything up. I messed everything up. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
I missed everything. Shit. This is this is all someone's fault. Can't be my the presence
of such in items constitutes evidence of intent to unlawfully hunt, fish, harvest or exploit
wildlife. Why are we going to search? Because using a state park area at the
state park building between the area of water and the roadway right here. Anyone
could be searched here. So we have wide sweeping abilities to search that are
completely exempt from the Fourth Amendment. But you should know if you're a
lawyer. I do know a lot. I must hear a question. Well, I'm just saying you should
know that already. Well,
I'm still going to ask you the question. That's my job.
I'm going to chat some clients,
but you guys. Yep. How about you? Uh,
represent some more brod robbery suspects
and Alexa Tabers.
Uh, I like selection time, bro. I think you would do this in a select.
I heard if you're on a sale right now, you're a bitch. That's what I've heard.
Oh, you can step in if you feel left out, Mr.
Right. I can open the door for you.
So these you want the back story give me the back story. Let me I'm here at election proud
I'm hearing sexual tension. What's going on? So Chris King is running for mayor. Okay?
He lied to us about a bunch of other candidates
He's basically a son of a fucking bitch. He's a rat bitch
Then this guy shut the fuck up Bob a Sunday when I'm talking
No, no, no, I need money for peanuts
I'm not giving you money stop asking me for money every Bobba law boss shut up
No, no, no, no, but this is a description. He doesn't say he would be no you
Three people Boba. I am giving a fucking tragic Boba Boba now shut up
And I only got maybe 12 minutes to do it now
Okay, I'm gonna burn the man that I would do I was gonna do like that boom a Boba get out of here
He never knows me shut the fuck up that one. I'm telling you anyway
Son of a bitch go ahead son. He's a fucking son of a bitch first king corrupt motherfucker
He's been downhill. He got some fucking streaming deal
Who's advertised himself as Ninja Chris all over the election son of a bitch this mother?
Yeah, motherfucker then this Eddie good haul asshole. He
He keeps arguing with us about the plot limit.
You're only supposed to farm four plots.
He farms like 12 and he openly disregards it
and tells you to go fuck yourself
and he basically sovereign citizens of us
every time we get him.
So me and Foo book canvas,
because we got reports that Chris King was snatching people up
and forcing them to vote for him at a polling station.
And we asked him if he was the victim of anything like that.
And he said he was by blue-haired man.
Then he changed his statement on a police report.
Um, and then Chris King phoned him while he was giving a report because someone told them Nicole Chris King and he phoned Eddie
Goodhall got
Eddie Goodhall to put him on speakerphone and
Then convinced him not to give witness testimony or change it
Justice team or thank you for yesterday and then Eddie Goodhall tried to lie about it all
So now I'm making his life a living fucking hell because he's a lying son of a bitch. I
Mean that's it that we fucking hate Eddie Goodhall
Yeah, we hate him. I hate him. And I just fuck you. We all enjoy him and he's a great
human being, but he broke the law and it is what it is. Well, how can we help you today?
Okay. Um, I'm not too sure how we're seeing that book constitute onto the equipment. Um,
Well it's TV material.
Okay.
Hmm.
A book is either book or material for wildlife harvesting.
I don't believe any book is punctured.
That.
Oh that's your opinion sir.
That doesn't matter.
Okay well.
It's fine then we'll bench trial it.
I guess it is.
Bench trial?
Oh, he's crocodile.
Bitch trial on the first day.
This gives a checklist to pack a kit, place a trail camera, return for footage,
inspect a physical sign, follow the evidence.
It's just the fact that it literally has a hunting journal attached open
to hunt to read field notes, clues, trail decisions, trail camera.
Let me ask you something.
Let me ask you something.
Curtis, that's your name, right?
Yes.
if I had an item on me that in that item I wrote down words of I killed this
individual and that individual is dead does that mean that it's not a minute's
to guilt because it's just a book and what this is a completely different
situation no no no because what you're doing is is you are saying that because
it is a leather canvas with pages inside and that it's a book that it can't imply
that he has or will or is going to break any laws during or after what he just
did. Do you know what's funny? Just because it's a book doesn't mean the
contents inside of it isn't illegal. Okay well I'm sure if you're a lawyer on his
wildlife checklist he has Lobo listed with the only place the hunted Cassidy
trail chat saying that he break breaking the law or anything I'm just
having my cops back even though I really agree with this fucking weebong I'll
fucking destroy you the bitch trial you bitch I'm waiting to yesterday come in
this this bus standard night that's right
I think someone actually is on that's not my wife I'm turning it off
I just don't know what just happened I can't even explain what just happened to me but
just know it was it was fucking crazy yeah absolutely okay it's good to see it
been been around for an hour and go into a bench try that's what I'm talking
I
Just like I said, this is busted and he answered me back. Oh my god. Who the hell is that guy? I
Know I don't have time. I don't have time. I know I don't
I
Talk to him I'm not gonna talk to him. No, it's a terrible idea
We we I ain't gonna that bench try oh
No, of course my fuck up fuck that
Put in the more already, huh? So we got there. Oh, we got full jurisdiction in this area
Like we do it basically whatever we want pretty much. Oh
Yeah, yeah
You'll you'll you'll predict a little what have you been hired on have you been hired on so yeah, I got hired on
I got hired on I need to go and get my gun and stuff. You want to show me where the Armory is absolutely
Hell yeah time to go get a cat
38. Wait, we got 38.
Get on after the sponsor I might. You shot anybody yet?
Yeah, this fucking guy running away.
Yeah, in self-defense, I had to shield somebody.
Good. Always in self-defense. We'll be right with you.
We'll be right with you. Don't walk past that line.
Give, you have to give us one moment. We'll be right with you.
Mm-hmm.
Who just got?
No, no, no, this is the water master.
Oh, scared this shit out of me.
I know. I don't know why, I don't know why LSPD is up here.
Wait, how do I, wait, where do I buy stuff?
Oh yeah, this guy right here, I'll take care of you.
Oh, I should not have hit him.
the guy that you almost fucking killed me
i can't see it's not letting me
uh you want to do it or something
let me go and let me go sign on
alright you can think about it too if you don't
what is what is that
police duty
just like old times
hell yeah
you see it now
oh yeah hell yeah dude
Oh my gosh. Okay. Uh, shit fingerprint kit DNA swab evidence bags. I need a couple of these. I
Need a flashlight. Sure. I'll take I'll take one of these
Hunting rifle
No way that's our done
Add the cart.
Add the cart.
Police Body Armor.
Add.
Add.
Woo!
Woo!
Add.
Add.
Add.
Wait, can I shoot other people with the hunting rifle or no?
Not that I would ever do that, God.
I can?
Oh, shit.
Handcuffs?
Add.
Add.
Hunting rifle.
Hey Cuffs, add...add...adding rightful, couple boxes of ammo, add, couple boxes of pistol
ammo, add, plates, add, and a card.
Hey.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
What no way
Yo, the pistols by far my favorite
Oh, it does look clean,
doesn't it?
suspicious activity going on.
Yeah, I have that piece of shit.
I wonder who he's talking about. It can't be me.
Yeah, get out there. I might have heard of him.
Hey, Tubby, you get your shit or what?
Who you talking to ain't nobody in here you son of a bitch hard to miss you
You literally blocked the whole window
Burt you better quit it wait one second
Always be ready son don't ever forget that now see that
I don't know how to roll
give me a moment here. Wait, so can we get in there, Bert? Let me talk to you real quick.
What is the circumstance? I could shoot somebody with this lever action.
Any.
No way!
You gonna do a gun fight?
I'll pay.
Shut up, really? Does it put in work?
It hits like the cult pistol but it's cooler it's so much cooler it's so much
cooler oh that's cool all right okay we need to do I need to do that okay I
need to get it ready yeah I don't remember how to share my number oh my
gosh there's a breathalyzer do it what else do I do I need to get a DNA swap
kit no I definitely need a flash back okay let me just grab this let me grab
a couple more things, just a couple more and then, where's the radio?
For the radio's a little wonky right now, you have to do it in the MDT,
which is cool as fuck, but eventually we'll be able to do it.
What's the CSI kit?
Grab it and grab a flashlight.
Grab this and grab a flasher.
Okay, I'm good for now.
Yeah, yeah one second. I just kind of I gotta do something really quick just really fast
Hey, what's going on give us one second
Hello, this is Bestie.
Fuckin' is Curtis.
Hey, what's up on the phone?
Passing the money stick at hold of a judge?
Got no idea. I'm not gonna be around for the court case. I got a head out of here
Yeah, I don't think you send me close number. I'll get close to all metal things a judge around the condo
I don't I don't have a coach number
Okay, all right. No problem. All right. All right. Thank you. Good. Bye
I'm gonna be honest with you. I got no idea how to do that fishing lessons
He heard
No
I've seen homeless people that old fuck that's a homeless 100%
That's good, that's good old timer. That's good
Let's see how you do fishing where keep on you come back in like a couple hours for
100%
That's a fishing pier over there in Sandy bro look at the look at the bush man how crazy
does that look insane
I mean, you're not so bad.
Alright, get out of that area.
Hey, jump out.
I can make you walk in the line.
I
Can I check it follow it
I know you're talking to birdie ain't talking to me get the hell out of here
We're both wearing shorts dumbass get out of here you're beating traffic. I got a bit on the dragon
All right, last one I think we can do is...
Righty testing, here blowing to this here.
What the hell?
That work?
It's pretty simple.
Dammit.
You may say I got a bit of a dragonite.
Motherfucker.
Alright, nevermind. There's one way too high for me.
Here, come over here.
Can you touch the bumper?
We're here in Tessa Boulevard.
Wait, what?
Alright, now use your CSI kit.
Okay.
I'm gonna pull out your flashlight.
have you heard of god damn ozampic jesus christ
what in the fuck
have you heard of minding your own business you scruffy hair pussy
scruff scruff
what no that's fucked up that's fucked up you look 50 chance of homeless motherfucker
hey screw you man i don't see nothing uh you should see your finger prance
I'm not gonna see it.
I can see it.
Maybe because it's a cop car, but if you touch somebody's bumper, you should be able to lift your fingerprints off of it.
Damn!
Oh my god!
Somebody hit a bird!
Where?
Oh, not bad.
In the road!
Shit.
well that's pretty cool if I shoot this let me know if you see it
let's see
wow caliber 9 millimeter that's cool
Yeah, so the evidence system is all inside now how would I grab this case in or do I?
Hey, you could just look at it and
The bullet should be a back on the ground somewhere right here
You know, I don't have a bag I need evidence bag
if you look at the ground or you can see the actual bullet go over here
might have to search it I don't have a day
stay still feel up on your titties
what oh it like
oh that's cool yeah it comes through like that
damn what's the
They look good.
What's a what?
I'm a frisky.
Oh it's the same frisky.
You can't, like if you frisky,
you'll only see things that would be seen in the frisky.
What?
That's cool.
That's really cool.
What else can we do?
brother what the hell
that's insane I drove past it how do I open up the MDT think about MDT it's
gonna be a nice whirlwind. Oh my gosh. What the fuck? See yourself on the radio? See where
it says you're up alone in there on the radio? Yeah. Drag yourself into tackling the through
and all that. How do I drag myself? I see your patrol. I can't just keeps copying my
name. I don't own a radio. I don't have one. You didn't get. I thought you bought a radio
No, he told me not to bother. He said they were finicky. Oh, no, I said
That's what you said
That's what you said. I said they're finicky, but we have to use them a different way. I don't say not to get one
Well, I pretty much said it and in a lot less words
Holy shit the man
What oh my god
Oh
Hey, you take mine. There you go
Where is it? Oh
Put it in your radio cell in your in your vest you got it
Now how do I join that radio
I hit him man, I'm gonna have to cycle duty Yeah, it just keeps copying
and
okay now says all for radio
but you are not the ones over here
I can move other people but I can't move myself
Oh, you're already on the radio, that's live.
The attack.
Same team.
Hello!
Yeah, I'm good.
Beautiful.
Oh, I still got the STEM investigation thing going.
You know, what do you want your call sign to be again?
Uh, Orca!
Yeah, I'm going to the Gord now.
Orca, watch this.
Orca
Now you see
Oh my name on there is orca
That's pretty cool, that's really cool like all attack one is all ranger names that's sick
Chicken, giraffe, mustang, dragon, orca, wild turkey, wild turkey, he he he.
I'm going to speak up on some cloakers over here.
We'll go do this and then we probably got to go.
Yeah, I got to head out of here soon.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
I
Drive forward bird I think we may be come on wiggle
All right, let me put it away and pull it out again shit
Drive forward, like we're not on a pier!
What the hell? Where'd it go?
I don't know.
Why is my gun out? You can never be too careful.
Duh.
You can never be too careful. What if someone stuck up on us and I didn't have my gun out?
Then we're both dead and it's a tragedy.
I
Armed assault
Yo, we're gonna have to chase all of these calls today or tomorrow every call that pops up we're gonna have to chase it down
Alright, head right over to the pier. I'm scared everybody. Now we can leave from here and just go suck on people fishing.
Where's that at? Straight? Right ahead.
I thought I was gonna be on fishing but it's not.
Oh, there's three.
Hey, what's going on?
Oh, shit.
It's all good. It'll stop moving. It'll stop moving. It'll stop moving.
Oh, it's going in over here.
Wheeel, wheeel, wheeel.
Is there like, sick fish or something? What if it's fish with a mask on for them?
Nah, I just always wear a mask.
That's kind of suspicious, ain't it?
Damn!
You all got licenses?
Yes sir.
Y'all over fishing?
We got reports of people over fishing over here.
Nah.
You all staying within the limit? What's the limit? You tell me.
Climbing your pockets, 15 on chunks.
Yep.
Alright, alright.
Hey Lucky, I don't got time to fucking search you today.
I'll be there on the prison.
Are you lucky searching timing?
You're lucky.
Lucky, lucky, lucky.
Bird I'm trying to go shoot somebody man
Get in here, let's go fuck somebody up
Yo, any of the any of them a lawyer out there
I don't know what I just did son of a dispatch my suspect. It just is not
Can't find
Son of a bitch. What the?
That was on LG.
Hey, I bird. Bird. Bird!
What?
I got a flashbang.
I think I'm gonna hit him with it.
member stay within the legal limit
what do you need?
you know just told me that's so insuffisient that you tell me that's it
alright
let's keep on moving
what if they're blind man?
they'll be alright
they're gonna take it off
keep them blind man, catch the fish once a day
wait where's the illegal fishing?
He dumps. He dumps. He's fishing with other lessons.
I don't know what he's saying, dude. Where?
The dam.
I was talking about the reservoir.
We can't get there. We can't get there.
Yes, we can.
Shrap in!
We can.
Yes, we can.
Busted, but the dam is all the way down the casino.
I don't judge it, okay?
We're going to have to get a car then. Let's go back to the cruiser.
Yo, why every time I talk I can't turn my damn car. Oh damn it
Give me over there, I'll start busting
My bed
Get in the car, bird! Go!
Oh!
You flipped the car!
Game Warden, pick up that- Your guy is calling 777, the one that fell out of your car.
Well, no, you gotta- You gotta go and handle it. You gotta add that thing to your-
Alrighty, alrighty, alrighty, I'm outta here.
Alright.
Okay, I'm going down. Your 95 is on Density Avenue. You got the 10-100.
Oh, I think he also. Thank goodness, bird can't aim.
Alright. Alright. That was fun. I didn't mind that. That was that was pretty fun.
You're addicted? I wouldn't say I'm addicted just yet. I wouldn't say that I'm addicted.
wouldn't say I'm addicted just yet. I'd have to I have to get more involved. I need to understand
I need to understand how everything works in order to get addicted. I don't understand how
anything works right now. Once I understand how things happen, I think I think it could be a lot
more fun. I think it could be a lot more fun. It's very slow at the moment. Yeah but it's very slow
in terms of probably like pink chasing but the thing with at the beginning of a wipe like this
at least for me is that everything means a little bit more you know like when we arrest somebody
and we send them to prison, that hurts. That hurts in a lot of ways, including the bank
account. That's what I like. That's what I like. Yeah, do I need to add this to my OBS
or can't I just open this up and full screen it when it starts?
CB, thank you so much for the sub, man. Thank you guys all for the sub. Sorry,
I was trying to figure everything out. Open in full screen, cool.
Can you send me the brief as well, Borfebor?
Let me hide this really quick, this let me hit F11, let me refresh this page.
I've got no audio right now, Gav.
Is there a reason I don't have any audio?
Or is that because it hasn't started yet?
Haven't started yet.
Wait, so I probably shouldn't show these guys at the moment.
All right, we'll wait on that.
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I'll take the comms.
This team on the right is dominating the team on the left.
Running downfield, dodging, dipping, diving, touchdown.
That team, everyone's putting their hands in the middle.
They're celebrating here.
They're celebrating great taste, premium lunch meat, powered by protein, Black Forest
Hand.
That's what they're celebrating right now.
Landau Frost, check it out.
That's Mitch Mark Landau Frost in chat.
This guy's just kinda hanging out, licking his lips.
Licking his lips, thinking about some good lunch meat.
Running downfield, bird!
He got tackled.
Running through the middle, cutting, dipping,
touchdown, whoever that is, everyone's waving goodbye,
saying goodbye to the losing team.
I'd say in this year's playoffs.
Oh my god.
Seagull, bird!
Yes, he had a 0% chance in playing in today's game.
after what happened in their playoff loss to the animals.
Oh my goodness.
But there was not a 0% chance there
was still in the hypothetical possibility.
So we go to the Eastern Conference Championship
in which the animals take a commanding lead.
Oh my gosh, they're beefing.
I hope we see a fight today.
They're all up and they're always in it.
And they storm their way back.
And you see him faking even our cameraman.
You know what he do?
to get this game shout out to the kids,
to get this game close.
Oh, trust me, I hear the audio, guys, I hear it.
I already messaged the production,
so hopefully they can fix it.
So what is this?
Is this flag football,
or is this tackle football without pads?
Or do they have pads?
It's seven versus seven flag football.
the
the
the
the
the
the
of football turned into something other than football and with both teams getting suspended
for the rest of the season it's BIC again against the insomniacs wait wait two teams
got suspended for the entire season i mean guys i can't turn it up it's it's more of the story
of how we got here today. But first, we're going to throw you two clips of our past
championships in the A7FL and some of the highlights of this great week. We'll be right back.
It's the overall audio. Oh my gosh.
What is going on?
Is it me?
Is it me?
Restart?
Let me restart.
Let me refresh this.
Maybe it's me.
Maybe it's me.
maybe it's me
it's not me it's not me it's not me it's not me
Suck a fuck!
Alright, I, I, it's, yeah, the audio is, uh, is sourced.
We are waiting for them to fix the audio.
They'll let me know when the audio is fixed.
Damn, look at that big son of a bitch move!
Holy shit!
Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho! What the fuck!
Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Holy shit!
Oh my oh, oh my god, she almost dropped the football
Holy crap
Oh my goodness.
Bro, these guys are crazy.
Does anyone know what happened for both those teams to get suspended for the rest of the year?
What, did they just duke it out in the middle of the game?
It was a huge fight wait. There's a twitch. That's fine. Let me look
Are these guys live on twitch?
They're live on YouTube
I
One second I have an ad
For fucking ozimpy. Why do I keep getting ozimpy kids?
Okay, that's fixed. Oh, we're good. We're good. It's fixed
I think we're going to get
a little bit of a delay now.
Nice.
Welcome back.
Bro, why do I keep getting those
Zimpagads?
We're prepping you for the A7
about championship live.
We lost Vegas, Nevada, and you
just saw a lot of the highlights
of the more recent champions
in our league's history.
I don't know, so we didn't have
But I digress so right now what we're gonna do is
Hey, at least we have audio.
We talked about how we got here, but in today's game,
one of the feature players is going to be the quarterback
and the reigning MVP, Sterry Codrington,
who if you watch some of this film,
you could see exactly why he's one of the big factors
that are gonna either lead to a win or a loss for the BIC.
This was last year in the national championship game against the same Insomniac's team and
the difference between this game and the previous year was Terry Covington and his ability to
complete the crossing route all over this insanely good defensive backfield for the
Insomniacs.
Now, this season a little bit different for BIC.
They were on the mountaintop and everyone was gunning for them.
And in a year, LJ, last year, not this year, but last year,
no turnovers forced Terry Codrick in.
Game.
Plays that he can make with both his arms and his legs.
I think the story and the difference this time
is you don't turn the ball over a couple times
in those key games.
And not only him, but we saw stuff forced in the game one.
Give me those ankles.
Perceptions in the game against the animals, but they are here when Steri Codrington is able to throw the ball
The defense has to open up and that
Yeah, here on this picture where he's down against the animals
This is in the regular season
They're trying to claw the way back and the way that he got his team back in the game
LJ is by what I call pulling out the side arm because if the past isn't there
It's really nice to have the ability to do what he can do consistently. So what have you seen from from Sterry this year?
Is there a delay on the YouTube is going to be the key in today's matchup against this insomniac for
We have to watch this because it has the you don't really see
So, um, Hollywood, uh, where the drop a huge pass, right?
Which, uh, which was a critical play.
You don't see that a lot, right?
No, I don't think I've ever seen it before.
You don't see a lot.
So as long as, as long as Sterry does what he does, right?
And his players, his extractors come through and they make those,
they make those catches.
Um, like I said, this is like a, you know, how they got here.
Doesn't matter anymore.
Yeah.
It doesn't even matter more because today's the day, right?
And now they can, they now they can, they literally have like a second life.
and, you know, doubt about what he has to play
like to have football because he is not seeking to do it.
Well, and I think that's the biggest key because as much
as you can focus in on the playmakers
that Starrie has around him, the way that BIC has structured
their offense.
Well, it might be able to do.
Not only this year, but since they really candid the keys
over to Starrie, is that he's going to be the catalyst
to this offense working well.
He's going to be the main threat as well as the,
and should be the only, passer in the game.
And when he can throw and run, yes, he's unstoppable.
But what happens if you're BIC and you start
to see a little bit of struggling from your quarterback?
What plays can you go to get him back and rhythm?
Let me see if I can't do something for now.
How can you set up those quarterback runs,
which to be fair, LJ, when I see that up back ready to,
and it looks by formation like they're
going to pull him to the left.
Let's see.
This might be the way to do it.
Doesn't turn the ball over.
He's almost unbeatable.
And it's going to be really interesting to see seeing both of those plans backfire against an MVP caliber player in Stereococheted.
All right, we'll do this for now until they fix it.
It's big time in other players as you surround around him, gotta make plays.
This is an opportunity where Los Vegas is sending so much more Corey that they, they, they've, they've already saw him be eliminated from the playoffs, right?
They already have life.
He hasn't played football in what two weeks, three weeks, give or take, right?
Give or take.
So you're talking about and now keep in mind they just jumped on a flight to Vegas, you know
Let's assume they showed up Saturday morning Saturday morning whatever you got a day or two to get ready and prep
Like I said, the odds are not in his favor, right?
But again, never want to count him out never want to count him out. Well, and when we get back, we're gonna see his
counterpart
The insomniacs quarterback and how he is going to feature key in today's trilogy matchup between
The New Jersey Trenton BIC and the Las Vegas, Assisi. Yes, it's so much better
Take care of what you got to take care of we'll be right back with more for the a7fl
championship
2026
Damn it
Ah, shit.
Didn't you say sucker?
I don't know what the hell I'm talking about, but I'll tell you this, I'm excited to watch some foosball.
100%.
Damn it!
I'll be back.
Stand is on green.
Cloudy.
Green diode secured.
Red diode secured.
Buy a team.
Wait, I can have a team?
Activating on green.
Become an owner.
Hold on.
How much does it cost?
Gab, run the numbers.
Figure that out.
Let me see.
Let's see how much this costs.
and you can find it on www.LinFL.com slash owners.
How much is this going to run me?
We are back here for the A7FL National Championship, BIC Insomniacs.
We've got a lot going on right now, the BIC is out stretching, getting ready, LJ knows
the chant that they're about to do before pre-game, we're getting pretty close to kick
off here so we're just trying to get you the rest of the pre-game information you need
to know for today's matchup out in Canyon Springs Stadium in Las Vegas.
So we talked about BIC.
They're out there stretching, getting ready
in the Las Vegas Heat.
Now it's not as hot as it's been out there
at previous times in the year
or even last year at this time.
But they got to deal with it.
But one guy who's used to that heat
and used to the pressure
is the quarterback and two-time national champion,
Scott Hamilton.
And this is a throwback to his initial appearance
in the league, the fall.
look at that hat of the I believe 2022 season and whether it was fall or winter
nobody knows in Vegas it's always hot but he originally came into this league
for the kryptonite and then found a spot as the starting quarterback for the
Las Vegas insomniacs and after a great rookie season in the spring he does not
look like me national championship against the Tampa Bay night crawlers oh
Oh, my God, with David Clark against the Sin City chaos and this
You see Scott Hamilton, he's got that ability to locate the ball when he needs to he finds his receivers down
And when he has time he's one of the most dangerous quarterbacks in the league at getting the ball to his dangerous receivers
the key hole
late like our friend on the other side
Stereo Covington is turning the ball over. He might be sick, but he had job does not turn the ball over
He is undefeated in this. He might be thick, but he had job the a7fl. He has turned the ball over and
But maybe it's cliche and maybe it's just the catch all answer and I'm a quarterback
so I know but one of the keys to this game is going to be how he handles the BIC defense and
About 365 days ago LJ when he was where we are now in New Jersey
Scott Hamilton had just come off of a Western conference game in which he beat the animals
Who thought they might make this game and didn't?
Setting a record in the playoffs for eight touchdown passes now in that game LJ
He did suffer a small injury to his back now. He has never made this public and he doesn't talk about it
Oh, but that health
question and concern did affect him in last year's championship game so coming
into today's game he is a lot healthier he has a lot of rest he is a lot that's
good Ryan Gosling's helping the FGT guys
Scott Hamilton's had just come off and I think this year he has no excuse to eat the animals
thought they might make this game and didn't setting a record in the playoffs
for eight touchdown passes now in that game what the fuck just happened
Shut up
Find ways to get the ball to his running backs get good protection up front. I think the insomniacs at home
With their guys in tow. Oh boy. They come into this game thinking that they should be the favorites
listen, what I'm sure the shoes that
He should be really healthy with the pattern with the path they took to get to the game as well respectfully. So
But all seriousness listen, he's a he's a ball. He's a you know, he makes you said he basically said the other team
The other team got thrown out
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Okay.
So that was shameless and I apologize for the views of home.
I laid it on with a nice pause to ham it up.
I knew that was going to call me out.
I don't know what there's so it is health, a concern, not this, not this
championship.
And you mentioned the path that the Insomniacs took to get here.
I think that there was.
A concern, maybe of the, the balance of power, but not like last year, this
current season in 2026, the Insomniacs had a game that was really close, 2118
against the step.
It was not a blowout as you usually is and there was a at least a struggle for power at the top in conference now the criticisms that you are
Hypothetically referencing are because we are now facing a team in the east, which is the third team in the seedings and all these teams at the top of the east did have those games against each other that went down to the wire but
Team in the seedings and all these teams at the top of the east did have those games against each other that went down to the wire but
Let's not mistake the facts here the inside the X have only lost two games in the a 7 a 7
F L as currently constructed a regular season a game against
Sick with it. I think it was two years ago depending on if this is this year or last year or whatever and
the championship last year to be I see so
So, the loss this year was a technicality because it was a forfeit.
They were winning that game.
The Insomniacs are undefeated when Scooter doesn't turn the ball over.
Question, fans will know real quick, how many games out of all those games?
How many games have been versus teams outside of Save the Water, fans will know.
Well, because you're quoting teams as a means.
One of those games was against San Carlos in the championship.
Another one of those games was against BSC in the championship.
say what you want. They won.
I'll just say, listen.
The chaos still count too.
And they beat them.
And they beat them to the brunt.
Hold on.
Some might say, hold on.
What do you got?
Hold on. I got something to say.
Hold on. If I play inside my house,
I play all my kids in my house.
I got four kids to say.
And I play the world one-on-one.
I'm only playing them.
And I go outside my house.
I say, yeah, I'm undefeated in my house.
It sounds like what you're saying is that they're really,
the undefeated are only one or two losses.
One, say, League of Honor.
They got to make that, they got to make that message today.
They've beaten California.
They beat in Florida.
I'm talking to Ohio.
Okay, so some can make that claim.
However, we are here today and they did not back into this game like BIC did.
So to be fair to the insomniacs, it doesn't matter who they played.
They're here today and this just reminds me.
We're going to take another real quick break.
Damn it.
When we come back, we will go over the playmakers that will set the table for these quarterbacks.
So don't go anywhere where LJ is going to have to go play as kids in the house.
101. I'm on the right back.
Damn it.
Become an owner, chat.
Do we get a team? Be honest.
do we get a team why do I care I care because I want to make a difference
oh did Ninja tweet it out yeah I didn't I didn't want it listen I'm not about
out saying other people's, you know, news and whatever. But yes, Ninja is going to come
and join us. He's going to come and join us on RP. Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of people.
There's gonna be a lot of people coming over and trying it out. It should be a good time,
man. It should be a good time. Yeah, yeah. Ninja's coming. Got some other people as well.
Um, yeah, again, I don't want to say, I'll let, I'll let everybody announce it themselves.
But yeah, yeah, pretty cool, man.
Pretty cool.
Counting down to kickoff of the A7FL national championship game, BIC insomniacs round three.
I'm Corey Hammond with LJ Smith, and we're going over some of the keys to today's game.
Okay, players that you'll see in today's game and if we're gonna talk well, uh, we got to run the other one chat
Hopefully the audio is fixed
Suffer a small injury. Yeah, I'll do sounds fine now. He's never made this public and he doesn't talk about it
I got to refresh it down health
They refresh this to kickoff of the a7 national championship rock BIC insomniacs
I'm going to play a couple of
blocks. Round three. I'm Corey
Hammond with Ninja going to
play Kramer cop again. Guys, I
I'm going to let I'm going to
let him I'm going to let him
say everything. So if we're
going to talk good morning,
sunshine. Good morning. The
star Hollywood himself. A
shanty worthy. How are you feeling
though? Your guy, our guy,
everyone's favorite player in
I mean I was just playing games, he was like six hours ago.
Yeah I called you right, I hung up, I said yeah he rolled over, hit the snooze and went
back to sleep.
Bro, that shit, I kid, worst time ever, I couldn't, I was like in panic mode, I couldn't
find my phone to turn it off.
hahaha
oh
the field
shit
how was daisy fun
whether he's
just settling down
yeah good sesh
i love that that's awesome
i could like 12 people in two hours
oh my gosh there's nothing better than a good daisy sesh
fucking murderer
there's nothing better
yeah you see what i did
I did yes, it's like I had to get off right to go to dinner with my friend
He was like watch me play like the last like seconds my daisy run
Yeah, it was like the very beginning of the run like him and like Jalos like five people in the barn right
It's something like fuck. I was here. He said Steve. I've bought some duct tape on everyone's out of fire duct tape some dudes hands pull
I did not see that I have to see it though. Did they all start blasting him or you?
But we're all in the same crew.
No, they honestly, everybody.
There was like five people at the bar,
and then everybody kinda left.
And there was like three of us left in there.
So I noticed that we're at the fire.
These dudes, I'm in like karma crew.
So when you go on your inventory,
you start patting yourself.
Man, you can't just start to pat themselves down.
So I'm at the fire and I'm just staring at these two guys
just pat themselves down.
So I duct taped the one, grab a shotgun,
and then the other guy doesn't ever leave his inventory
Oh, my gosh.
Not only scored the winning points, but covered the man that we just...
That's awesome.
And this was last year.
So the one and only team for Donnie Alliance on a three on one, he made it cap.
Put six on the board and he's just...
No, I don't think it's fly football.
I think it's football.
Just without pads.
In seven on seven.
and a matchup we will feature
a lot in today's game.
Don't get lines versus
Staircoverage and what one of
the biggest ways these two guys
impact the game.
He's having beat your ass.
He's gonna beat your ass like
last year have the full field
for these three on one teams to
cover so Donnie Alliance is
once again back in play as a
potential scorer.
It's just a little bit delayed
now it's a little bit better
the 20. That means you're gonna have to get their ultra aggressive and when you play these two guys
ultra aggressive on the return game
There's no limit to how many they're already talking shit end up scoring on there already talking shit. I love it
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Champions nice, so take a quick break as we do and we'll be right back with kickoff and the a7 FL national championship
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20 large lines, making his way down the sideline,
change bit white to mild.
Inside the front, he'll actually pitch back
as he was going down and it's a touchdown.
He can do it.
He can do it.
Oh, wow!
Wow!
Wow!
I can't believe it!
Our storybook ended.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it!
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
Oh
Flexible on if they want the pregame or go straight to kickoff I know the extra 30 minutes would be helpful for something
I
Wait what?
They know you got a stretch that's it
He's my fuckers knew I was gonna struggle to wake up I
Mean you know if we go down in the history J rod, you know you had it late to a couple of them
I don't know. I don't know.
Hey, it paid off, didn't it?
It paid off. Oh man, I'm not
going to lie like three people
had to call me for this one.
Yeah. Yeah. When Chad said
read your text messages before
you go to sleep, there's not
a lot as a streamer. Like, you
can't stop me from text messages.
oh my gosh so no helmet I noticed pretty
immediately no no no anything no helmet no pads it's seven verse seven
football not flag and it's no helmets no pads bro it's tackle that's pretty
wild that's pretty wild that's hard for shit isn't it like oh they're hitting
the shit out of each other have a baby or what dude I do yeah it looks like
they're using a rugby a rugby ball as well oh oh here we go here we go here
here we go. Here we go. Let's
go. Yo. They've come to know
each other a little bit. This
is the team. Yo, hey, you know,
they're selling teams for this
league. I say me and you. We
buy some teams. So we buy a
team. Today are the last four.
Holy shit. You win. You win.
Flamwalkers. Why are you so
Oh my gosh, you're so quick.
Holy shit.
Should that be a nice team name though?
That would be the team.
That's a great name.
The 1G Flavwalkers.
Damn.
Bro, we just, you know what we do?
We just steal from all the other teams.
Like all the best players.
We just steal them.
So this is like almost like a same style as we did before with like the big three. It's a different lead by a different or you know
I mean that's not
Something you can do for like what offseason stuff right for like football
So the sevens are sevens huge. Yeah, seven for seven football is really really big a lot of
Especially I think it's a lot of collegiate athletes play this in the offseason. What's what's like a normal football games numbers, you know
What's what's the what's that 12 v 12 restriction? What is it?
So, Chad, you actually know how
many people on a football team
like on a field at a time.
That's 11 versus 11.
Now, for those fans at home,
I appreciate the linemen's.
Instead of having two on each,
you have one on each and then
the wide receivers and that's it.
That is how we start this game off.
Three coverage players for the Insomniacs
will throw to the one returner for BIC.
And a tackle must be made
the end zone. Before the end
zone. To start this game off
and it will be. It's at William
Carswell. Throwing the ball off.
He wants to be known as
Megatron. LJ in this league.
Negative. Negative. If there is
a man who can step into those
shoes. William Carswell may be
one of them. He just said he
wants to name me Megatron but
I don't know. That was crazy.
Wide receiver and defensive back.
You throw it anywhere near him.
He's likely going to give you a hard time.
So, BIS wins the toss and they will receive to start this game.
You're going to be a man of trouble.
Come on, man.
They made it further in the playoffs than
Dondre Haines has. Shout out to Dondre Haines.
Shout out to Renegades watching from at home.
So did you hear you weren't here yet when they announced how these teams made it were you?
Throw it listen to this so the Vegas the Vegas team the one that's five and one they made it legitimately the team from New Jersey
Was a fill the the team that was supposed to make it in and their last game of the season got into a brawl
with third place. So second and third place got into a brawl. Both teams were, yes, both
teams were disqualified. So the fourth place, which is New Jersey, got a chance to be in
the championship. No can. The second or third team got into a real fight and got themselves
removed from their placements. Yes. And then fourth, they got, that's why they're four
three in the Vegas team five
and one. Let's play as they're
going to be. Played out in
Vegas was in last year's final
four. They took on the. Lost
Vegas secret in a wild game in
the hundred. Wait till you see
the other QB by the way. He's a
unit. Cooler today but cool in
a sense that it's. Only about
not to go after it right here.
Here
See the adjustment on play one LJ the insomniacs last year in the dome struggled with the crossing routes
It seemed like every big play for BIC's passing game was either case on Campbell or shot
They were the running across the field against man coverage and getting the separation that they needed that time
Great coverage for the insomniacs, and it's an incomplete pass from Stereo to start this game
yo deadly thank you for the 42 months man exile thank you for the prime Josh
dipstick thank you old Greg thank you up thank you for the fiber bird told me
your belly is so big he goes around the world now that's just your mama's tiddies
shut up man Jetski's thank you for the four months and Jeff thank you for the
four months
one of the most dangerous weapons in this league
can't wait to top this screen here
probably by Donnie Alliance
and that time on the slant he
gets the separation but the
pass is too high and it will be
incomplete.
They're moving quick.
A little off target on both
throws.
Looks like the game plan is
still the same.
They're going to send their wide
receivers on routes breaking
away from the man coming.
Seem to have given up an open receiver. What the hell?
All right, let's do this shit is a very dangerous linebacker and tight end from Florida and Henderson
I'm fair enough playing around with this many people. It's like
It's like raiding
You got 20 people in a raid and your mistakes individually are less impactful
But you only got you know eight people in a raid then every mistake you make is like gigantic
You know I'm saying so you're on a team of 11 people you make your mistake over there might kind of go you know
might be you know
Push under the rug about you know man a little bit I swept under the rug
So with seven people, you know your mistakes are more glaring
I start this game touch back for the insomniacs
I'm trying to register what you just said to be honest with you. What are you? What are you trying to say?
Okay, let me so let me explain this when you got more people on a team, yeah your individual mistakes are
Less impactful on the game now when you have less people on a team
That means your individual mistakes will impact the game more
people it fucks it up more it's definitely more yeah no I hear what you're saying it's definitely more like
I mean yeah 100% like if you fuck up the first seven people on your team it's
I strict them oh my god look at him in his face talking shit
look at him in his face talking shit you see that
opportunity to rip them he had returned the last two
Oh, my gosh.
Of course, he's got glasses on.
But the ball is ripped out of his head.
His number is 316.
This is way, probably.
Look what Huff is doing.
Huff is probably teaching classes on this Tuesday
and Thursday.
Well, you'll love the effort.
You see the spin.
The ball should be in there.
The ball security is not there.
And once the ball is out, BIC takes advantage.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh my audio is popping again is yours.
Play now, gotta get that ball back.
Cissan in motion, here's the ball.
Yeah, it's popping over there.
Cissan got the loose ball, step in, got it.
All over that.
Holy!
Oh, they're talking shit.
Every single play, they are talking shit.
Every play, they're yapping, and I love it.
That's a big boy right there.
Look at number four.
Cissan is fucking an agent.
A wall.
He's built like a commercial fridge.
On first and 10 after the huge play, on special teams to force the turnover, this defense stands up once again, head to head, against another big time playmaker.
Oh my god! My man picked him up!
That'd be like if you tried to run through me right there.
They have four guys on the line of scrims.
Oh bro, my man let go of that thing so quick.
You think your dude's a fucking speedster? What my man?
Yeah, give him time to move his legs wrong beyond some of these guys are cool. Wait
Yeah, we got audio snap over here help us there is a YouTube we can't switch to if it gets too bad
Okay, Stereocortin right now looks. Oh, yeah
It's that he's not in rhythm and for a quarterback like Stereocortin if he's gonna be facing
First, second, third down, throwing the ball, getting completions.
Eventually, you're gonna have to give him a play call that gets him that easy completion.
Oh, Hollywood's in motion. Here we go.
Second, second, second, look for Hollywood.
And there's the easy completion.
That's what you gotta do. That should make plays.
Get it done.
Holy shit, dude. I love other shit talking to Kelly, bro.
Play!
I'm sitting here with these bulls on some skates,
and let's have a fight, one of you one right now.
I
Sit you the the YouTube if you want to switch that I'm gonna switch to it for a little bit
Until they fix the audio again
Wait, what do you do that link is there YouTube?
Okay, and then I'm just gonna I'm just gonna put the YouTube like around the border
So we still have our premium lunch meat down basically just in your discord games
great play call from Steri Convicton,
but the quarterback and tight end
cannot execute the shovel.
You know, we're going to second and 10 second.
Listen, BIC has all this stuff.
They have all the stars out.
You got you got this December 74 out there.
They should make you out there playing.
So gotta make a play BIC.
Would you say they have 40 out territory right now?
Well, they have to be inside the 35.
There's no extra.
There's no kicking right?
So there's no field goal.
You can't get close and then chip it in for three and kind of chip away at the scoreboard
You can't
Right and even a kicker can't in this league. Hi, I'm Corey Hammond here with LJ Smith
Wait, that was the first quarter interesting first quarter so far three and out, but a early turn over
I don't know. I don't know how quick these games are down the acts. We are here zero zero
We're not in the second year in the Las Vegas
Thank you just like a short come out us on the field
I can't get the good angles by my head.
I'm here to the camera guy toss.
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You sometimes need a little bit of help.
And a lot of people.
Doesn't look like they got that many big dudes on their team.
Not in the gym to talk to anybody.
One or two dudes maybe, or a man for the line?
Oh, yeah, linemen.
Everyone else needs to be nimble.
Three people on the line.
So those are your big guys.
Those are your big guys.
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And then you got for one guy who's trying to push through.
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I look like that guy's called Alex.
My bad on the read.
Here's the play.
Second in, secondary, incomplete.
And there's the big tight end GT who's
been one of the better new pickups for BIC last year
rookie with the buzz that time can't make the catch and it's the wide receiver and
motormouth Eric Schuford making the big
What what's up with the lunch? Hey, what BIC. It's our sponsor, man.
Yeah, yeah, I got that. I got it since are you trying to much right now?
Kid, I don't know if I can't wait to wait. Oh, let's wait. Let's wait. Let's wait.
before we start getting
get some of that
get some of that lunch meat in it baby
that's that the insomniacs are playing
they're gonna have to
cause some confusion at the house
they're like wait
who sent me a sandwich
listen Cori, like you said
this attribute is just late
well and on first down
incompletions
not a good run excuse me
on third down when you're Stereo
Conjurton when you have the ability to
pick up the six or seven that he did to bring
up the fourth and short. That's an
that's an insane weapon
for your team to have, especially
when you see how good the
Insomniacs even covered the run
there from Stereo. That is as good as you
can cover it. They still give up enough
yards that on this. I'm gonna be honest, I
cannot wait to see the other quarterbacks.
I haven't, I haven't
seen them yet.
You gotta make a conversion.
Glapsing. Nice pass.
Nice pass.
Nice first down too.
And a hook and go which will lead to a touchdown for BIC later. I'm calling it now first and ten
BIC honestly on this drive even though they're moving they have looked out of sorts and almost terrible
But by some will in some way it is first and ten again
Drops back looking for that post not this game change using legs fill up skim to using them
First short about two yards. They are much
the guy on the side lost his shoe, bro.
They took him out.
His hardest to get.
He slipped them off like they didn't.
They weren't lacing up.
They broke him.
That guy had a randomly shot run from a cheetah.
It was C.
And that ten yard penalty is almost worse.
They broke him.
Oh, the tough yards that BSC has been able to get.
Well, it's even harder now.
They're going to have to go twice as far on four downs,
getting all the way back to where they just
were the 30 yard line.
Let's see the replay there.
I think it was a tight call.
But they're going to start to take it out, man.
He's got his hands inside his lungs.
My name is wide open.
Jersey at least today they're gonna call it
On first and 20
and it's not enough is all that I see listen they got so many weapons
my ideas could jump on that team and then just make plays everyone's so focused on
our shanti everyone so focused on case on everyone so focused on rig yo what the hell
occurred a mod anniversary the argument for the volume of catches that many
ideas has in this offense no question the volume was there for the animals
not here, but the quality maybe like you're saying, and you see the play here on the replays that cross the pattern again.
Loss is to, didn't even just like, not guarded, like straight got confused.
The way that they were supposed to do it.
Yeah, he got even wide open.
I think it's smooth back there, was able to get off coverage and make the play.
First and 10 for BIC, maybe an ugly drive, LJ, but so far effective.
and it will be inside now after the penalty the
Listen, they're hitting the ball. They're getting the ball in there
537 in this first quarter. They don't matter how they do it. They're doing it. It's essentially their second drive
But it's on the exit yet to go on offense and then in that red zones came Terry B. I see gotta make a play
Shake it over. We're gonna shake it big
Touchdown. Touchdown. BIC. So they go. Touchdown.
Action goes away. They throw back to the trips right screen, and the blocking is impeccable
in front of Ashanti. The effort was there from the defense. And if it's not Ashanti
worthy, maybe they still yet make that tackle. But when we watch this replay, the change
of direction, the quickness and strength from Ashanti worthy. Waits to six and a leave
for BIC 520 left in this first quarter and after touchdowns
in the A7FL, there is no extra point.
So as we see here with the replay,
OK, with that hook.
LJ, look at Karnell.
Left there getting in front of prime.
Clean.
And if that effort from the offensive tackle
to get out to the corner is there,
maybe he makes that playoff first.
Oh, straight traveling.
We're blocking a case on a camera right there as well.
On the extra point, there is an false start penalty.
So we will go back five yards.
Now, the way the extra points work is there is a one pointer from the five,
a two pointer from the 10.
This will be a one pointer from the 10 with the penalty.
And here, watch the block from KWAC.
He gets out there and it's a great setup by a shanty worthy.
But prime might still make that.
So much.
Costs the tens.
Maybe the reason they get six.
I didn't say I didn't expect that.
Again, 5-20, BIC with the early lead, 6-0, looking for a one point extra point from the 10.
Oh man, that was actually pretty close.
Oh!
So close!
So that's kind of like their kick right there.
two hypothetically yeah yeah it's like you don't take you go for like time like a
two-point conversion but it's still just for the first it's out of work i think
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In the first we've just gotten started here and the insomniacs want to get the
ball on offense for the first time today a shot they were the normally known for
his returning prowess. Brother how insane that they have not touched the
ball yet and we're five minutes left in the first quarter to keep the ball out of the
hand.
And the Las Vegas team is supposed to be, you know, the better team, right?
Yeah.
But the last time they were out, LJ, they did have.
I'm gonna shoot.
I'll take a good start to a game with the underdogs getting the first touchdown.
Absolutely.
Yes, he's getting the ball right back after three and out.
So it'll be interesting to see who is Shante will throw the ball off here to.
the last time. Don't get
back against BSC. No, don't
you can feel it. I like
listening to him. And another
distortment. Did they have some
people mic'd up? Yeah, it's
patient. You can kind of hear
it. They're all yapping out
of and we really will get the
trophy. Yeah, but who is on
the other side? That's a good
throw and it is Don't get
to the ball. They know his name.
They know. Oh, he's got to hold
on to the ball. Hold on to him.
There you go. And maybe he's
constantly has to hold on to the
ball. That's Umar Butterlust.
So when they return, they
return solo. Wow, that is
crazy. He's fighting after the
play. I didn't even notice that.
That is insane. He may now not be
as effective because he has to
But it's a 3d one
That's cool. That is really cool. I'm the axe led by Scott scooter Hamilton number 12 bottom of your screen Eric
Schufer munchy one of their best wide receivers in the backfield
They'll start with down the alliance. Oh, it's popping again back on it and at the top of the screen. All right
Let's go back David Clark. No, just see them in motion. Maybe they're most dangerous player on offense
Hamilton here is all the rocket screen one of their most dangerous. Oh my gosh
Oh my gosh. What an answer. Holy crap. Hold on. I'm looking at the uh 365 days ago. BIC saw that play. Oh my man just went. Oh my gosh. What an answer. Holy.
and he's got a very fearless
touchdown. Right on the first
possession for his speed for
his acceleration and for tip
toeing up the sideline and a
little bit of a troll job right
at the goal line. Watch yo that
was from really good blocky
holy wide receiver ladies and
gentlemen he's taken out to to
put up six on the board. Here's
the extra about that. I don't
know about that. That was like
Oh
That quarterback doesn't look like you can move too well on offense for the insomniacs at the pretty plan there guys got that time
They can't I bet you got a fucking problem to get the ball out. Oh, he does this highlights run away
Just like that six six
Here we go
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You know, I find it I find it very funny not funny, but I find it interesting that
Hamilton like you told me with three interceptions. I mean, that's you. Yep. Guess who the first play they go to
on a screen.
Well, like, and guess what?
What they say?
What's the game?
Fight a team.
Go out on the same corner.
Oh, they just talking about that?
Yeah.
So you're fighting your demons, talking about going right to, uh, addressing the elephant
in the room.
You go right to a place with a flame walkers, bro.
And you go get hit.
You go ahead and tackle them.
The flame walkers.
Where's Rick Danger says a corner?
All red jerseys.
All red jerseys.
And he can use his insane speed and closing speed to erase any of the spikes.
What you say is you had say weakness making a tackle or send in a guy like munchie after him
There's gonna put hands on them block them and say hey, how bad do you want to step?
You call by Las Vegas great play called get him out there start getting their BSE athletes is hot out there
Stop making force really to make a tackle. It's a great call a great play call by things on that first
You can see the the haze coming off the desert Canyon Springs Stadium
you know what I'm saying.
Las Vegas, Nevada. You want to
play? You want also you really
thought you would come to
Vegas just to go to play the
slacks huh? Uh-uh. You got to
feel this. It is hot and they
got that guy's got like a
damn you're all here. We go
hot. Last time he threw it out
of the end zone. This time
Cisson will have a chance to
return. I'm there. Cisson got
that speed. Got that elucidus.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
man. That that that couldn't
break enough when he got to the
I'm a little bit surprised by that speed there.
Good angle, good coverage.
And in this game, and in this stage.
It's not the football I see like YouTube videos on.
Anytime you stop a danger.
Oh, bro, it's insane.
Athleticism is nuts.
It is insane.
Jays de Cissan is a way to avoid the defense.
That's right.
And BSC will come out with their third drive.
Technically.
Of the game.
Hit your live button. You might be behind a little bit.
They're gonna go with two wide receiver up. No, no, that's I thought they were gonna make that we
Quit for all good catch. Did he just catch in the taking me almost?
Those plays don't seem important
Like Steric Hodgman as dangerous as he can be all over the field
Easy completions are as important as it gets especially early on in this game because we've seen Steric make all of
Yeah, some of these dudes are, you know, wrapped up in clothes.
But to get into that rhythm?
Yeah, I mean, brother, it's like a, it's a consistency thing.
Like I did the same thing.
It could be 95 degrees, but if I was pitching, I'd always have long sleeves on, no matter what.
Probably the same thing for these guys.
They're just, that's just what they play in every time.
Play tight again, second and two.
Press coverage on those dangerous seats.
Second and two.
Wow, what a pass.
I'm going to start to get
nice and slide and it's a very
accurate throw this time by
Stereo he's getting in his
accuracy but based on them
hanging their heads it might be
a slacker.
Yep.
They're bringing it back.
Oh.
Can't do that.
So.
Uh oh.
I'll see you replay here.
If it's a holding call.
Would you grab this side?
I don't know.
Question. Oh, they called it
DIC wanted a home game. They could have won their playoff game and played in New Jersey
But they they lost and they're here by a miracle. So they'll take it
Yeah, I don't know
Where's the hole? Where's the holding somehow three guys blocked for I mean, that's good
That's that's that looks good to me. Here's person 20
He's out of bounds excuse me second and 12 after the 10-yard penalty
I let it slip predict my bad
you will learn today. You will
learn today. Corey Hamid has no
and um calling it first and ten
here after a big time. Play on
second to twelve from that
to reverse the penalty and here's
the jet motion again. Scary
Terry using a blaze of course.
There he goes. There he goes.
Oh wow. And that's Munchy again.
He's the guy who made the block
on a quarterback row every single play. They are yapping at each other games. It's every single
play they start yapping. He also brings leadership and an attitude because it talks a lot. But here
here is the setup. You have to go with the speed of a shanti worthy. So it opens up the lane. That's
why prime is nowhere in the frame to run. And if it isn't for Eric Schuford, one second chat.
That's another touchdown from Terry Covington against the AssaMniacs on the ground.
And right now is exactly where you want to be as BIC's offense.
No matter what play you call, the matchup is there if you ex-
If they call the pass, they have to account for Starrie's running.
So somebody's going to be in man coverage.
Here we go, first attempt.
Scary, confident, scaredy-the-field.
He make that catch incomplete pass.
Wow, that's great coverage on the outside by Donye Lyons.
It was a well-thrown ball, throw it to the bread basket.
And if it wasn't for a diving attempt, that's likely completion.
Second attempt.
Listen, yes, he got a lot of speed out there.
I'm surprised.
Let me say something.
I'm surprised that he's on the X-hands.
They're bumping running on that line.
Yeah, how do I make the the background on this?
Not.
Ooh, just go like that.
Does that look okay, Chad?
I don't know how to make it not the
in this league, especially on the
the background, not that way.
Covering some of the.
It looks like my desk!
It actually works!
Hold on.
Oh nice.
a little bit. Yeah, kids, this
is Corey Hammett teaching.
It's almost as if there's been
a little bit of like a like a
like a dampness or a rain on
that field. And you see that
the footing right now so far is
something that these two teams
are going to have to be accountable.
I'm Corey Hammond. This is
LJ Smith. Hey, hello, Corey.
We're here live in Jersey
watching a big good
championship and larger here is
likely to break.
I didn't get my ticket.
You didn't get your ticket?
No, you didn't get it.
You said you're sending the mail.
I'm saying wait.
Say that.
I got the tracking number.
Gotta follow up.
Well, as we follow up on that ticket, I mean, so far,
we've been giving you great football today.
The Asomniac show that on offense and defense,
they are at the top of this league, if not the tippy top.
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I don't know. I'm really going
to body your screen here.
Yeah, who you got right now?
Who you have? I'm scared to tell
you for a reason. Oh, also known
as one of those to us.
Quattro. I don't know if it's
again, you know that's a heat.
That's a heat that I'd be
scorching. I'm not. I'm not
sure what the temperature is.
We gotta make it. Yeah. Check
that in a second. Well, I'll
tell you what, it's definitely
not as bad as it was last year
the. That was like 125. It's
not exaggeration. You also
remember 90 out in Jersey and
90 out of Vegas different. You
know, it's not saying 90s.
90 is 90. So as we prepare for
third and 19, we'll check right
now after the slip, staring and
sack, zero precipitation, 90
I don't want to go out there
but it's excessive excessive
excessive. You know it's
excessive. Not for the Vegas
guys. They're not going outside.
Don't go outside. Just
kill you. Go go outside. Don't
go outside. We'll be right
back. So that's what I'm saying.
This guy's right. You guys want
to go out there with a ski mask.
You are crazy. But they're
insane insane. It's off on the
mountain. If it gets too hot
You'll take a dry 90 over 90 with
humidity. I don't know man to be
This would be like Ninja's favorite league.
Yeah.
So, we're just taking a quick break here.
We've got technical difficulties on the field.
Chains.
And after that last play, that went to the sideline.
We have to reset them.
So, so far in this first quarter, we've got a lot of what we expected.
Maybe a little bit of what we haven't expected.
You've seen Sterey run the ball, and he's kind of, you know, had to work into the game,
work up a rhythm right now.
He's coming off of that weird slip and sack, but before that play he's been pretty great on this drive
There'll be third and 19 here again the insomniacs looking like they're gonna bring pressure
Oh a lot of pressure
Yeah
You'll be like throwing late like that when the people get people get start to get close. That's scary
Well, that's pass interference. I think
Oscar and me or Tony
I think he's looking for all the way to the acting award.
Who had her fear that the ball didn't get to anyone?
Well, that's the thing.
If you throw a pass to someone, watch.
If you throw a pass to someone and as a defender,
you tackled him before that pass even close to him.
Before it hits him, you're right.
Yeah, so watch.
Look, didn't contact him, right?
Look, he's taking them down before you
had the chance to get him.
Got to.
Got to.
OK, I feel that.
Look at the call.
He's looking for the call.
Did they call?
My thing is, my man's like, what do you mean?
It's a penalty.
Did you see what I look like?
How am I supposed to cover Matt Riddick?
You see how fast he is?
One thing you don't do Corey Hemming,
30-19, is give a defensive.
You don't matter where it is, or the back first down.
Hot take?
That ball was not thrown well enough that if.
Was it catchable?
I mean, it's catchable.
But not thrown well enough that he couldn't just turn his head
and still make a play.
First and 10 either way, here's Matt Adidas' emotion.
True, like that tackle was not based upon the wall.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, I think so.
Yalta Henderson, you see the scheme there.
They send the tight end out.
Looked like the defensive end.
That's bad, everybody.
That moment.
Had a free trip to the quarterback.
You thought it was a mistake.
But there is actually pretty decent coverage on the tight end there, but the pass is just
way too far.
And if you put a little bit more air on it, or threw it a little bit, I don't know how
that's how he has that much.
Second, it's that you see the
throwing motion from Will
Franklin, our head referee
there with the white hat.
You know, you can throw flags.
You know, you can throw that
right. I don't know, bro. He's
just locked in. He's probably
not even thinking about it.
Yeah, true. He's the liver, the
pill. He's there. He's got time.
He got time. Oh, oh, oh, oh,
the game. The first one. Once
again at third and long. BIC
Insomniac defense. Oh, oh,
man. Wow. Miss
communication on the route
there and a poorly. We got a
Good man lions in that no
And after giving up a turnover is a oh on the first punt return
He gets the interception inside
Hammy oh someone's heard this six-six tie for his team look at the replay
Yeah
Now that that concept could have been drag mid right case
on Campbell should have been running a shallow drag above that if you run a shot they worthy
with a 10 year old.
You can drag the shirt like that.
He'd grab some of the shirt.
It looks like it.
This motherfucker's hard.
Wait, wait, wait.
Two guys can cover one.
I mean, one guy can cover two.
That's right.
The other guys freed up for an interception.
Yeah, it looks like it.
I've been seeing nothing but shirt grabs.
They're playing so far in this first half, Corey Hand and LJ Smith here.
A7FL championship live from Las Vegas, Nevada.
And we're here in New Jersey to bring it to you.
So after the interception, I think
it will come back after an illegal block.
That'll be first intended either way from the Insomniac,
Scooter Hamilton, and RTC in the backfield.
They go speed up.
Oh, no, another slip.
Grab the muck, rest of the cord, and he'll blow that whistle.
So the play was done.
Holy, dude, are you going to put him in a rear naked next?
I'm not gonna be able to
I'm gonna be able to. It's
Mook trade. I'm gonna grapple
this baby. Just don't play
but the play was made by the
worm who's undefeated today
again that hot turf slippery
and RTC when it goes to plant
can't find his footing and loses
yards to bring up for second
and about 13 but the insomniacs
Oh, but he has an arm on him.
Oh my God.
Wow.
Oh, he's talking.
Oh, he's talking.
Maybe he's not as tall as Don Dre.
Oh, he's Halla talking.
But when you go up top like that at wide receiver.
Oh, it is boys you have to get out of too.
You for Calvin Johnson out of Michigan State
to play for the Jets.
Just constant dive.
How am I supposed to stop that?
It first starts with a very good how
he get that far out there that quick.
How does he catch up to that ball?
It doesn't look like he's going to.
Any better up the sideline quit, man.
And missing everybody made to feel at that time.
And it'll be first in 10.
Why is the guy in blue flexing?
You didn't do that.
Flexing.
That's how he stretches, man.
Yeah, even the commentator said, what did he flex before?
He tried to stretch.
Here's the replay again.
No, this is a different play.
Oh, here's a play we missed.
Yeah, we missed this play, folks.
that's why. He said that's why
he's been in the last five
years. He needs that's why he
was flexing. They go Wildcat
Wildcat. And they go with RTC
the game back the five that they
lost in the sack. Scooter
Hamilton. Oh that was
interesting. Wildcat this
open up area for the running back to get through.
That's crazy.
That guy's name is a lot of jersey.
Look, the QV's playing as a lineman.
So on third and 10, they'll go with the run again.
RTC.
RTC.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm pretty sure I read one of their names on the back
of their jersey, that big fellow with the white hoodie on,
or whatever.
That guy was doing the waves right now, or whatever.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure that's Lil Nuggetman.
I swear. That's what I read. On
the back of his jersey. You need
ten yards. You go. That guy's
name is big, big Drey. They only
get three against BIC. We'll
bring up fourth and seven and the
insomniacs will stay on the field.
Bro, what are you reading?
Listen, I already got the nickname
for the one guy that's
Super oh man, that's a crazy fucking catch
If you're playing the insomniacs and Scott Hamilton is holding the ball at quarterback
Just know he's throwing a slant or a stop
That's the new mission I gotta see if that's
Nobody even has the inside leverage. We doesn't have the physical strength as a man
and that fourth down conversion box like that just crazy shut up they too are
putting the drive together here first of ten Vegas
whoo oh wait Jiu Jitsu
grab his ankle stopped it
dangerous runner once he gets his momentum going they are lucky that Isaac
Negron is able to get on to the ankle there and was a good fake on the speed
Yeah, that was actually good.
He probably got quite a bit further.
Yeah.
The quarterback's neat.
I just want to see him run.
Now I have to see him.
You know, this quarterback getting hurt.
Now I have to see him run.
I have to.
I have to.
Second and eight.
Hamilton.
He's probably one of those guys.
This is just a little bit bigger, but still like pretty
loud on the street.
Hey, nobody's bad at that.
Oh, it's great to see the whole team to drag him down.
And he hung on on the wall the whole time.
Let it go right there
You see there they call them fresh out over there playing well, they're doing it again
They're doing it again the guys blocking they got shrink there
They have a hybrid
I think it's this leaves version of the touch push, you know the touch pushes and what they're doing is they're trying to use their
better blockers you guys it's the the eagles they have a place called the
touch push where they line up like it's a rugby game and they literally just
push each other over the the one yard line it's like I don't really know how
else to explain it you'll have to look up a video after this you'll see what a
touch push is it's insane I think that's what their Wildcat is they use the
quarterback as alignment they have choose they have a quarterback hybrid that
I can step into the role.
It's like a替 me.
I believe.
Yeah, sure.
In the second quarter.
Insomniac's BIC.
Get your main offer the quarterback and then you got your hybrid offer.
The first time ever calling.
I'm the hybrid.
I'm the hybrid.
You're the hybrid?
Oh, yeah.
How did our CS skill match go on?
Last year.
BIC.
We'll find out today.
I'm going to go on. Last year.
Yeah. We'll find out today who
Trilogy like I had three other
people on my team who are better
than me or anything and they go
again with the Wildcats. It's
not it. It was a fair game man.
It's fair fair as can be. Who
took off that man's hat? Just
know that my stonks have gone up
this year from how good I did in
each game. So next year I'm
You were first round this year for you. Yeah, I just think Tyler one didn't have like
Info on all the players. No, not at all
So I think he went for like kind of like flex players before he went for like specific for each game for like for one of the game
But you know, man, yeah
Yeah, I agree
Oh, what a pass. Oh my goodness gracious.
Play call right there and he keeps it moving. Keep going up.
And he's still going. Oh my gosh.
Manny Diaz finally brings him down, but
it's actually risky to stay up for that long.
And the play is made by Brandon Schwenk.
Because they can strip the ball from here.
They got a longer time to go for it.
Yeah.
Scooter Hamilton keeps his options open
and even with the pressure in his face, you'll see here,
the center just lets the two guys go.
No blocking there.
But really the play is made here at the edge.
I wonder if this play was actually designed this way.
We'll see right now.
Well, because a great play call.
Most quarterbacks have this as kind of a backup play.
You see he's supposed to be blocking.
1,000 to 1,000.
Yep.
But if it's not for Devonte Henderson.
Wow, that was a crazy play actually.
That play could have gone a little bit differently.
First and 10.
Yo, put the house on Insomniacs.
Get that pair.
Catch.
It's the end.
Oh, no.
He didn't make that.
I don't think he made that.
Look out for me. They are absolutely abusing mr. Nobody
They are picking on him and again with the pressure in his face
Scott Hamilton puts the ball right where he needs to be just a little bit too tall and
Don your lines can't get his feet in
But on first and ten this is a good way to start it
He gets the outside release there and he got it just a little
down in the white which is out of bounds and over up second and ten.
So he touched down.
He just didn't get a touch down.
Shooter, the lead blocker.
Yeah, it sure.
Yeah, a check.
Oh, my God.
He caught him trying to zag when he should have been taken.
Holy as a tackle.
Yeah, he had to sit down for a second on that one.
So he just put his head into the grass.
That's a big move to 90 is the one striping down and making the play
Gotta have to get a little bit of a better walking there for me. I'm gonna go with this formation
Oh, you really need that guy scraping the center. Oh
Oh man lands on his head, huh?
So the third and 11 a DDT
in fourth battle on both sides of the ball in this game you could you could tell the intensity of this matchup
Bro my man you need to look at the field a little bit like you had a guy wide open
the right not to it not that
today. Like you can't say not
today because it's already
had like four or five times
but I don't know it's
interesting here. Here's the
play. The quickness from the
ball. I said this that's
six on your phone man get up.
This is a tough fourth and 12.
it will mean nothing if they
can't punch it in here. He's
got plenty of time. Intercept
in. Wow. Oh my gosh. Oh my
gosh. Really got that chilly.
Meet me. Can he take it? Oh
pretty sure that. I don't know
why anybody's down or whatever
happened there. I see him step
out. Just get stiff on him to
Scott Hamilton is holding his throwing arm even though he had a clean pocket and no one was near him
I don't know if you got hit
We're gonna see what is the play call there is a penalty shot. I'd hold my arm too after I
I think I'm gonna have to
Oh he threw it too high that's
what it was too high. He threw
it too far everywhere. What he
threw it in the wrong spot.
Wait so what happened? It
doesn't even look like Matt
ready because anywhere near the
sideline but either way we
if the interception stay.
Wait, what just happened?
Why'd they call it back?
Because it was such a terrible throw
where they have to make something up.
Ha, ha, ha.
They made the trip out looking for a DIC blowout.
That's when we see Hirsch on the field, usually.
Go back to the replay here.
We're looking to see if there's some kind of penalty
in the defensive back.
I mean, there's not red anywhere over there.
The one guy crossing, okay, he did throw it high.
And based on where that spot of the ball is,
and where that penalty occurred,
will be where the spot of the ball is.
You see, this is in legal play from 27 and 5 here, Isaac Negra.
And then...
Oh, good block.
It's in his face.
What? Where's the...
Where's the callback?
I'm not sure what the whistle called.
Wait, what is the call?
They could call it.
Wait, what?
What?
Is it the call that some...
Home field advantage.
Home field advantage.
We're not sure if that's what it is here, but...
You're not allowed to block a dude like that?
How that guy ran him over?
Whatever happens afterwards, it's first of all, it's not a pick six, so Matt Redick's
not scoring on that plate, either way.
But Yassi will have the ball.
And now, after our first couple of drives here, LJ...
It's still an exception, right?
...even as teams can beat.
That's right.
It was something to do, I think, with a block.
Like, targeting or something?
I don't know, even though I don't agree.
Oh, it was a different block that I didn't see, apparently.
Oh, god, that didn't show it.
But you see the battle-tested veteran, Sarah Goddinton.
That's the kind of big game it's been so far, with 247 still left in the second quarter.
Look, here we try to put this on.
Whoa!
That was a fucking crazy pass.
Good catch.
Wow.
That was a good looking angle on that pass.
That looked cool.
It was like a first down here, yes, sir.
And we're laser.
At first, it looks like the assembly
actually tried to find nobody.
Well, that's how we turned into somebody on that interception.
At least on this side, when BIC has the ball.
I'm good.
I already set up what's this called and everything.
I'm chilling on this one.
Well, I said that I was thinking the same thing,
but I got some rookie coming in here saying,
We're good to go to the feet listen after that interception, but we still have you wouldn't do it for no reason. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I see that as well. Okay. I'll head over. I mean first half. Oh, they're gonna let the point go
Oh my gosh, we just missed interception attacking number 15 and I think we're gonna get to it
I still have poppin
Oh wait, maybe just fix it after that interception, but we still have
At least two minutes left in the first quarter. I mean first half. Oh, they're gonna let this play
Oh my gosh interception no way
That is insane
The interesting thing here is that the play should have been dead
Stereo let it go down to the two-minute warning
insane
Look, Conk T'Chula on the third!
After being picked on over and over again, he makes his own answer!
What an interception on the one-on-one coverage with a guy in Cisson who has to speed that...
Listen, he should have burnt them!
He did bite for that kill.
Oh my gosh!
The ball's not under thrown by that much.
Jason Cisson, yes, if you throw the ball in front of him, maybe the catch is made,
that's great coverage. They're
fighting with each other.
Their own teams fighting.
But either way here, this turn
over stands. And in a game where
I said pregame, LJ that both of
these quarterbacks couldn't turn
over. They're about to duke it
out on the sidelines.
They purposely meant to throw it
in my face. They just decided
they just decide that they're gonna do it all day.
You're invited, sir.
6-6, 1-54 left in the first half,
and we still have a full half of football to play.
This game in the history of it has been relative to high school,
mostly offensive, but both of these defenses, Elger,
look like they have come here to play and play in a big time way.
That's right. Let's say, you said the key takeaway earlier in the pregame, right,
was
That's the second turnover of the game
And you can, and beyond that, I said this earlier, right?
You know, I only support what I see
He says it, Ripper
I told you that the communication between him and the receivers
because they haven't been sitting down
for the last couple weeks, right?
The connection's not there
Some of them might have probably put their, put their
VIC jersey in the story
I got audio popping again
Oh, yeah, there's mine as well
the
it's good again
actively
figured it out
you're a little ahead of me as well
especially at 5
I did already
I got Scooter standing next to Big Dre
They're making you play physical and you have to also go.
Yeah, the insomniacs, the way that they play football is a lot like the 90s in the NFL.
They try to balance, they make you play the whole field on defense, and they have the
player, they have the playmakers to make you pay if you try to stop the runner.
Just try to stop the pass.
Here's Donny Limes again.
Motion.
Here we go.
Hamilton.
Look over that deep pass that left side.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
Dude, what's that on the same pass and catch hold?
Holy!
Just not just give your best playmaker the best playmaker.
You know what he probably ate before that?
Some land of frauds.
Old World Style Black Forest Ham.
Talk to him, Jared.
Talk to him.
You ready for a sandwich?
You have a much closer to the jersey number that appears on Big Moon.
I'm ready for a sandwich.
Papa lettuce over there is talking to me.
me on a running back badness match but when you put down a lines out in
coverage and you make number 91 big mook cover the fly oh my gosh
as soon as I'm dragging this feet down for the little nugget man I'm telling you
that's what it does
listen Corey it goes back to what I said right had they been just passing board
that running ball it would it would be a lot back in the LAPD but the fact I got
I respect the run. It's it's a
It's a lot of big heavies out
there. Oh, it's just a
nightmare. Oh, it's a little
nightmare. Apparently, and the
ball. Are you sure? Oh my gosh.
Oh my god. It's not going to
work. Scooter. Oh my god. As
you discuss. Oh, it's just
that'll happen that'll happen but get it's not you know the cameras moving a
little bit there you know I'm saying amen you've seen the real life motion blur
live motion you had him there for you too for all athletes of all ages and all
sports go to take me up dot pro for more there's nox in the sunglasses and he can
throw this ball. What's up with
these pastures? He chooses to.
Well, crop tops here for the
three on one. We'll see who can
return it. This style.
Jared, you wouldn't understand
what style is. Well, last two
times that we've seen this, it's
been Jason system and for this
one, Knox will throw off too.
Oh, he got him sliding.
He got him sliding.
Woo!
That's a knock, slip, that's a knock!
Damn him with the L.
Oh, my gosh!
And the biggest knockout of all time is this guy!
What an answer!
And the give up six.
Oh, my F5 made it worse.
I mean, farther behind.
You don't wear shoes like that without being fast.
Oh, my god!
I mean, choose and not be fast. It's like against the rules.
He gets two of them to slide out immediate
Man oh my god, then he tried to catch him like nah, bro
they were the it's just outside because a shot he is
all I do is put yellow clicks. Wow that's why I let it
through a while. I keep telling you. Oh please. Scorch marks
on the on the on the ground from where he was not from
where he's running from where it's on the edge we're sliding
away from him. That's right. Bro they're still they're still
yapping at each other man. Damn. In a second and maybe the
best news if you're if you're the insomniac they'll get the
ball again. Oh man that was dangerously close. Eventually these teams are going to have to
break the dead run. Wouldn't you kind of do some runs from this point you know what I'm
saying? No you only got one play. Yeah yeah that's I get oh yeah that's right we're not
like hey I get what you're saying that's the that's the kick play right there. Brother
are you seeing the blue team yapping at each other more than they're yapping at the opposing
team. Really is that what's
happening? You're talking about
them fighting here. They're
still. That's what you're
talking about. I thought they're
re-appering each other.
No, they're still going at it.
They just got a touchdown. How
how bad can they be going at
it? Bro, you should have seen
it. The the lineman pushed the
receiver to the to slide to get
him away from the quarterback.
To be fair, LJ, of the two of
us, you're closer, but neither
of us have ever. I think they
might do get out on that field
just once.
to be fair lj of the two of us you're closer but neither of us have ever I
think they might do get out on that field just was so maybe it's a thing like
when you're that fast what kind of what is that thing is what is that it's a
mouthpiece but it has a hole in it and you can breathe through it so you know
how they usually put like the one that goes on the upper part of your teeth oh
oh oh oh wait did me put a knee down is that
I'll know if they were touching them whenever he was down, yeah
We can't give a high five to the rest man
They could have recovered it. It's a live ball if he gets it now the get back rules not in play because no team has the lead
But this is a live ball
So close like when your knee goes down like that. That's not the end of the play
No, unless the defender is touching you
Yeah, but like in in real football
Quarterback will take some yards take a knee to like not get hit
It is a flag. Yes, but that that's completely different taking it. He is different than falling on a play
He is a very difficult guy to bring down, but you can't choke for him down no matter how much you lose
And it'll be a personal foul penalty. Listen, that is them going to a rocket screen and go and
BIC is very lucky that this didn't end up being a touchdown. Oh, no, it's just a regular rocket screen
just I don't know scooter just doesn't like get what it looked like out there
it looks like the blockings that if I thought based on the pump fake from
speeder that it actually was gonna end up being the they are gap in a ton aren't
that maybe it wasn't just oh man but either way the illegal tackle bales at
the inside so be a first in ten and you found the extra not going to have time
I'm happy with the tie.
Hamilton, look at that.
Look at that snack.
It comes.
Oh, my God.
Mr. Nobody definitely made the adjustment there.
That was the same play they went to on fourth and seven.
They got it because of the strength of Eric Schuford.
That time, Mr. Nobody is prepared for the set.
Gets his body in position.
I like when he's mad.
His shoulders start pumping up and down as he waddles.
Presses the wide receiver.
The wide receiver is now pressing the corner in these situations.
Yeah, he does he got a similar body type to Nick. I agree he does
The BIC covered that perfectly because I think he did throw it backwards means it's live if he wants to throw it
But the quickness in which the coverage team of or the edge pressure from
BIC gets to RTC even if he had a wide open guy
There just wasn't enough time to catch and then get his hands on the ball and throw it accurately so
All right while the second half is hey while the second half is finishing up
I'm going to go grab my sandwich. I'll be right back sandwich time
You see the hand
It's the beautiful language of the american football referee flags picked up and we see you see the communication there
beautiful communication with our refs and we will just pick up that yellow everybody's set up and it's third and 16 128 left
If BRC makes a stop here on the completion, they likely have another opportunity to drive
Third and 16's Hamilton
He can go into this tie
Oh he can step up play
This time they made the adjustment
Hamilton
The center blocks nobody
Left side
And he goes through again
He does it again
And he does it again
up top ticking box.
What? What? What?
He just transformed into a
star scream.
Who's that again? How's that go?
What? What? What?
I don't know if he's Megatron. I don't know if he's
Bumblebee. I don't know if he's
Optimus Prime himself.
But he transforms into somebody that makes the play
on this with pressure
in Scott Hamilton's face. Nobody blocks for him.
Dwight Williams right there.
So all you gotta do is throw it up to William Carsman.
too little and the chains will read first in 10
i don't know what that was about spikes the ball somebody's upset and i don't
know what it's about what the clock i think was stopped by a timeout
So we'll have a quick discussion here as we reset first and ten again.
Great play from William Carswell.
We've seen the weapons the Insomniacs have in the Pasadena.
David Clark rocket screen took it to the house.
Donnie Lyons when he goes in motion out of the backfield not going to be covered
by a guy with number 91 on his jersey.
And Shuford when it's a fourth or a third and they need to get it he's shown exactly who he is.
But it's really William Carswell in my opinion right now. That's the x-factor because he's that you know of the options
He might be fourth and he's making the plays here
Putting mr. Nobody back in the spotlight on the wrong end of it Hamilton spread formation
They go rockets free into Donye. I love that rocket. I love that rocket
Time it to I love that rocket touch down the father
And why not double down on your best offensive play the way that they set it up LJ is beautiful
They fake the rocket screen to the right they go rocket screen to the back side. That is a double rocket screen
I love that rocket. I love that rocket. I love that rocket
They have the personnel to do it down your lines if there is a man in this league that could be known as a rocket
It's either him or the guy who manufacturers his shoes
Look at this play. They go motion to the top of our screen set up the rocket screen to the right
But it's really the offensive lineman that you need to watch
Get out in front and luckily the center barely miss makes the block he almost clip though that play almost cost his team points there
He's really struggling today. Just look just the record and 32 seconds
18 left in this half 1812 in some acts
Both of these teams struggling with these extra points though. Here's scooter Hamilton
Listen to just for the record here real quick because he saw a Campbell bitch earlier that he said that this is one of the
Guys say after
I mean, a year ago, you know, a year and three days ago before last year's championship, he
loved this league.
And here is a replay of the extra point.
But that was a liberation talk.
Now he's back.
So it's a good double move by Carswell.
Very subtle move there.
But that's what wide receivers in youth and on destroying one-on-ones around the country
want to do.
They want to do that double move.
Well, Williams Carswell does it in one juke step.
I got my sandwich.
I'm back.
Did you get your sandwich?
I got my sandwich.
I got my sandwich.
I'm back. Did you get your
sandwich? Uh not yet. It's not
making it and it's still live.
I'm trying to cheers our
sandwich before I eat. I'll
wait for you. He changes the
field. He's looking for those
but you better tell Caroline
to hurry up. I'm hungry. I do
keep coverage. It's Carswell
making the way we count that.
I miss something what happened last time
He went out of bounds I'm dumb
Especially but in today's game today
They absolutely have been struggling at times night touchdown an extra point
You know, I would be upset
Get the extra point and how can I be upset when I got this beautiful?
I'm going to say Landa Frost bringing you a great game so far.
Sam went you in front of me.
Don't get me.
Little bit of mustard, little bit of cheese.
Ask me a seven of fell?
How can I be upset?
How?
Explain to me how that is possible.
Because it's not.
Because it's not.
It's not possible.
And I'm going to be honest.
I don't know how much longer I can have this in front of me and not eat it.
In all the universe.
I don't know.
Now, in case on campus defense, because you know, I call it like I see it, this is your
opportunity now after you, you know, you got stuck up in that quick screen over here,
this year in that rocket, this is the opportunity right now where you can make a play and get
back on that board.
Well, the interesting thing here for BIC is the personnel.
They basically have, number 23, Devonte Henderson, Olin Backer, playing offense one.
Number 29, G-T, it says unstoppable over there, but he's going to be not-
Oh, I can't believe I missed that.
Only two guys to block the very dangerous defensive line from the Insomniacs,
including on the field right now, number 80, Chris Cunningham,
who we haven't seen all along.
Show to Sandwich.
But maybe we will see big time today.
You also see on the other side, A.J. McQuake.
And if you're B.I.C., you're not going to be able to block those guys.
Don't do it, Hutch.
At the end of the day, it's really up to Stereocodrickson
to make those guys know what they're going to try to...
Nope, nope, they are playing in the third offensive line.
Do not do it.
Shipper Jabber that I was just doing is null and void because Kenny stands where he comes in the same day
That's right. So ignore me first and 10. Hmm
First intent scary Terry folks. You should ladies get across cross
Drop it for that money Vegas. Listen, I don't know if you have this
This is for time. I built out knock out the push-up sir. Come on knock about all Vegas
I'm Alan and he wasn't ready for that because the ball shouldn't have been thrown in that positioning
But the cross oh, yeah
Well behind with the pressure in his face come back come back most intercepted in right now
Be I come back over here is always pedaled the metal trying to come back over play
They gotta be careful because they want to gain this game going in the house 25 seconds left
Yeah, one time out. They still do have a good chance to score
But they have just as good a chance of opinion LJ because there is already forms when receptions
Giving the insomniacs points. So what they have to do is make sure to take care of the ball and a sack
or a throw out a bow. There's
can we get a W land of frost
in the chat?
Come back over here.
Six yard cushion in these.
You know how I say it, sir.
I saw somebody in here speaking
slander. Okay. You always go
corner, corner, middle. Okay.
You, it's called preparation.
Preparation. You go corner, first
bite, corner, second bite, down
the middle, that middle bite is
what you, it's just what you look
forward to. It's the best bite of
the sandwich. The best bite of
the sandwich.
The best buy to the sandwich by far anything else is insanity
Wow
Sorry, I do I get locked in I apologize
I might go make myself another
one. Is it insane for me to go
and make a second? You see here.
Oh, and cheers. Cheers. Raise
the sandwich. Cheers, Jared.
Cheers. Cheers.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. And with not much time
left on the clock, I pretty go
to see if BIC decides to be trying to go for it.
That'd be very low on your decision.
Oh, yeah.
If they don't get it, there's going to be time left on the clock.
And the Insomniacs would, at this spot on the field,
have a really good shot at scoring the ball.
Just throw it up there one time for David Clark.
Have him make a play.
Yeah, that's actually true.
If the Insomniacs continue to block those rocket screens
as well as they are.
Is it insane for me to go get another sandwich?
Yeah, I see what he's going to have to do.
Chad am I fat if I get another sandwich be honest which if you do that against David Clark
And Donnie Alliance
Hey, you're in the same you're in the same bad spot
That bic loves to find themselves in with guys like it's not too worthy getting pressed. Oh wait. They're but
What are you throwing off? Excuse me?
And you could see right now as as we see the the feed has a little bit of the haze maybe the heat
getting to
Although, yeah, it's hot everywhere now. Remember to the Vegas is going back in second half
So this is huge for them to do it for them to throw it back to them because if they
Let's say they try to do it. They don't convert, right? Vegas course again now. They are possibly 13 to 14 with ball
Ball game and here's Riddick definitely
Looking to throw this ball out of bounds and safely does so but the insomniacs with two timeouts
We'll get another opportunity to string a couple of big plays together here and turn a seven-point lead into maybe a two-score lead.
I know BSE don't like to the chance now, ball down the other side of the 50.
Hey, Jared, what you got on your sandwich?
What? They need at least, they got maybe three points with that, which is 60 seconds, they throw a quick, you know, let's say do some, some, some, some.
Well, they she's I'm BIC right out the person. Yeah
You cannot leave the new on the field number 91. Mm-hmm in one-on-one coverage with a guy like David Clark with
Toasted bread
Nice I went with the classic put line same but just cheese, you know, I don't like green things
Oh my gosh
What just happened?
They're trying to lateral it backwards.
David Clark could have done the clutch.
So if you try to lateral it backwards and you fail,
is there a place in that fumble?
Left here in the first half, they go back to the rocket screen.
And even though they were all over it in BIC,
David is that kind of athlete that if you over pursue,
he can just cut it back.
And if it wasn't for the player,
how come they didn't get to pursue that?
It might stand.
I'm not sure what the call is here,
but it looks like the insomniac's going
to have to take this one back.
I don't know. I don't know what just happened. I was too busy slamming this sandwich on the
initial defender Riddick and you know hey I'm all for good blocking.
Riddick you're the silent son. Listen you can't just you can't do that. It's illegal.
It's like I actually went for the tackle this time guys come on.
So to be first and extremely long but you know Sombax really not fighting the field
here as much as they are the clock. I'm looking I'm looking for holes in their defense. I like that
matching for a scary table at the bottom of the screen. And they sent Jason Cissan. Cissan. As a
nat. Cissan. To a nought, but there is another penalty flag here. IS says none of that.
And somebody got blind IS. Somebody got blind. Got a little frustrated, not sure with who or what.
But the penalty is declined. And that will lead us to the end of the first half. What do you mean
the past four years, it was
like now, we don't want that
penalty.
Who you calling your penalty?
It was a penalty on the offense.
So the defense can decline it to push it to the next half.
Because if the defense took the penalty,
then another play would happen.
But they stacked the quarterback.
So there's no need to be another play.
in this matchup, which will score the Insomniac's 19.
BIC, the defending champions, already lost in this playoffs.
12.
But we'll take a quick break.
And when we come back, highlights
and the conclusion of this great A7FL matchup.
You're watching the A7FL on A7FL.TV and YouTube.
Be right back.
Chat, how long are typically the haves here?
Is that a hudge as a QB?
What is wrong with you?
What in the heck is wrong with you?
You guys are crushed.
You can see how 8 grams of healthy protein in land
of a healthy protein in me gives you energy
and keeps you full.
You can go fast, trust me, Brad.
Jeez, 10 minutes.
Go.
I'm getting shot at.
Yeah, we are.
Try our hot hot flavors.
I love you, bitch.
I know you're the son loving you, bitch.
Billy, if you keep talking to me like that, I'll kiss you.
Wow.
Oh, great.
Fantastic lunch, gentlemen.
Don't you get yourself some Land of Frost today, baby.
Or make some killer sandwiches.
The best.
The best!
Shout out to Land of Frost, he responded to this stream.
That was really good.
Hmm, wow.
Something about just a, just a quality.
You gotta be a sandwich person to know what I'm about to say.
You know what I mean?
You can go and have these steak dinners, chicken and rice, go and get your Mickey D's.
But sometimes there ain't nothing better than a ham, a turkey sandwich, a little bit of mustard,
little bit of cheese, some chips on the side, nice cold bev, there just, there isn't much
better than that at four, five in the evening.
Get you through the day, you know.
No mayo, it depends on how I'm feeling.
Today I wanted a little bit of, ire.
So I got a little bit of mustard on it.
Chips on the sandwich?
You can never go wrong with putting chips on a sandwich.
I agree with that.
But when the meat is damn good by itself,
you don't want to taint it with the chips.
You keep the chips to the side.
One bite without chips, one bite with chip.
If you just put the chips on the entire sandwich,
you ain't going to get to be able to bite that sandwich
without a chip from that moment forward.
You know what I'm saying?
Doritos on it every time.
Well, hyper, explain.
Okay, we're talking sandwich etiquette.
Why not?
I'll talk sandwich etiquette.
You got me locked in here.
Why put the chips on the sandwich?
When you can put the chips next to the sandwich,
Bite, chip, toss, chew.
Why go chips on sandwich bite all in one?
Efficiency, what we be an efficient for?
We're watching a foosball while eating the sandwich.
We don't need to be efficient.
It tastes different and is always better
with the chips on the sandwich.
Thus, explain that.
Chip per bite ratio would be more consistent
if you had the chips on the side.
How is it better on the sandwich
than literally biting, tossing, chewing?
The crunch.
Ah.
You wouldn't squirt mustered in your mouth after the bite would you?
Let me digest. That was kind of a checkmate. Hold on.
Hold on. Shut up chat. Let me think about that one. That was kind of a great,
That was a great comparison.
Hey, kind of applause for whoever that was. I didn't even read your name.
There's not many times I'm defeated in an argument or a conversation.
I ain't got nothing to say. You know what? You win. You win.
You win. I got nothing. I got nothing. GG's in the chat.
Gigi's in the chat, that guy might be a sandwich connoisseur, he might be.
That guy is trained in the martial arts of sandwiches.
You gotta give respect where respect is deserved, that's respect.
I never thought of it like that.
Now here's the next question, is a hot dog a sandwich or a taco?
And you cannot say it's a hot dog.
One or the other?
This is payback, let the chat burn.
Ahem, this is payback, let the chat burn.
This is what you get for proving me wrong
and making me look stupid.
Now, everyone hates each other again.
This, this is the way I like it.
If I make you guys hate each other,
you can't gang up on me.
Tactical genius, tactical genius.
Half time in Vegas, in Jersey,
all across the A7FL nation,
Corey Hammond here alongside LJ Smith.
Sure.
And so far this first half has been everything
that I think everyone expected and more.
See him slapping his lips. He just got done eating that sandwich too. I bet it was damn good as well
We've got some rocket screens. We've gotten so much not too worthy
But we also have two interceptions from seri contract and two turnovers for the insomniacs. So
When we really break it down as we are headed into the second half between these two teams LJ
Based on what you've seen so far not only today, but all the audience a little off guys. Sorry
What do you expect in this second championship half?
Well, I could say this it's not what I expect which I know second. I got it. I got it right here
You heard here first Vegas is gonna stick to the script
They're gonna do same things I call you I call the rocket pocket
They're gonna keep sitting that pocket right there hit rockers all day make the make the DB's from BIC make tackles
Apparently they for some reason they don't like to be physical
is a pizza a taco or a
sandwich. It starts on a DB's
defensive side. You lost all of
us. If you lost you, you've lost
all of us. It makes the defensive
line and Vegas easy to just all
you gotta do is worry about
it's it's checkmate. It's a
bread bowl. They've done it
so far. It's a pie. Checkmate
and they're full house of the
BIC probably has
If not, honestly, if not for the insomniacs right but we'll get to them
But but they've managed look what Vegas is there to do. They've managed to keep them
Less than three touchdowns at the first half. No team has ever be able to stay with case correction
Only one touchdown the first half because the the actual second touchdown
I agree, so but there are just three under that. Yeah, so you think I read it
They got a shanti right and the catch case on Campbell. They got so many receivers. They also have
Ideas they also got a tracoin tracoin. They got a
Awesome, they got the tight end GT, but they've only be able to just six as far as on the office aside
So BSC right now is is they don't want you have to go to that into the to the huddle for us half and think about what
going to do to get on the board. I don't know of all that tricky stuff. The jet
squeeze, that's not working for Vegas. Vegas has come to play.
B.I.C. got their hands full. Well, and I think if you look at the, the story for
both of these offenses, you kind of touched on it, but, but specifically for B.I.C.
Other than a, maybe probably I would say about like one in every four or three or four of their
plays, they're struggling mightily against this Insomniac's defense. And I think what, what we saw
is that much like I said earlier in the show, when Stereo,
Codrington is able to either find the running lane or throw and execute the
pass play and throw accurately to his receiver.
I mean, there's not much that any team, much less the
Insomniac specifically can do against BIC's offense.
BIC historically has been dangerous historically because they've had a triple threat.
They've had a run game with Kurz Mosley or someone back there.
Or someone.
Right.
Number one, number two, not at the pass game.
Number three.
Now you got to worry about Stereo Codrington's lane.
Right. You've taken one element away. And they have really relied more on the running game coming from called pass plays that
Yes, I slam the sandwich. Of course I did
But if when Stary in this game has been on target
It's it's not it's not a struggle for BIC to move ball
but when he has missed passes or he has thrown the ball erently or
Even even more when the insiders get pressure on him
I know this is all this is all very important information. We all care about it. Do you put butter on a pop tart? Be honest
Does butter belong on a pop tart guys like agent McQuade who we've seen make the plays
But the unsung heroes like Chris Cunningham who is getting blocked
But is eating up two blocks at a time or covering his gap to force things to the outside or force Terry Cochran to not get
outside of the pocket and break container.
He has to step up straight into the pocket
where we saw a couple of big plays made.
Now on the other side of the ball
when the insomniacs have the ball.
Do you warm up a grilled cheese?
Not grilled cheese, sorry.
Do you warm up a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
In this game so far.
Now that's tech.
You make a peanut butter and jelly, okay?
You turn the mic, not the microwave,
You turn this stove on 45 seconds on one side, like 6, 7, level 6, level 7.
Don't say it.
And then you flip it 45 seconds and I'm telling you, listen, a lot of you guys will think
I'm crazy.
It will change your life.
It will change your life.
Trust.
So again, with the Insane Dance, when they are running that rocket screen, it was the
The play that made the most yards for them in last year's championship, LJ,
they scored multiple touchdowns on that play alone.
So they come into this game, and I think this is a really interesting way to call
plays and to design an offense.
Not only are they going back to the play that obviously works for them,
but we've seen them run it three different ways in the first half.
So it's not that it's not only that they know that this is their best play.
Three of his teams, three of his teams.
They are disguising it so that they can go to it every single time they have
the ball and so far they have.
So we are struggling getting to dub Alvarez and Chris Vera shoutouts to my guys on the
other side of the ball out in Vegas and check out the other side of the ball network, our
Vegas podcast, but here we start here we go with a three on one, two, Donye lions again
and here he goes.
Good tackle in a big time tackle there made by Trey Cohen and a shot they worthy wrapping
and driving and Don is like hey there he is so here we go in the start 30 minutes left in
this season lj and with a seven point lead scott hamilton and the insomniacs will take the
alright let's rock and roll tc the running back they only have the two offensive linemen
and looks like three receivers although much is probably number 11 is going to run
line up at the tight with
at the top of your screen.
Hamilton shotgun set. They'll
go to the rock screen again.
I got that speed for you. Oh,
He blew McKinsey!
Another formation with another group of personnel they put by GC.
Yes, he blew McKinsey! He was running it in!
He's about to make it look like he's the lead blocker for the rocket screen to David Clark again.
Uh-huh. Uh-oh.
He's got to dodge the alliance because of the fact that he's got a 7-4-3 in a 40 yard dash.
Get the ball in their hands and let them run!
They love that pocket rocket!
13 point lead for the Insomniacs 25-12.
as we start the second half
With a bang from another rocket, LJ. I literally just said this this is all they're gonna do stick to the script
Stick to the script good block
Oh shoot for the game did watch him right before he hits the end zone watch him Vonte Henderson and
At this point even Matt Riddick. That's an interesting way on the alliance. I don't think he blew him a kiss
I think
No way. He went to his mouth and then went towards him.
Okay, that's okay. Never mind. All right.
He had to put the blocks.
Shut up. The center getting out in front. That is a big time lock.
Well, we're going to do the cooking part.
Wow. It's like they're playing, it's like they're playing,
it's like they're playing Madden right now.
That's a sweet angle.
They're playing the same play all day.
Come on, run something else.
Listen, if you execute the plays, you know, go back and watch.
go back and watch remember the Titans my man Denzel only had like three offensive plays Hamilton
oh my gosh and they get that as well this is now the second
wow
no hot they're gonna have to go on an absolute heater they just hopefully their spirit
Yeah, they're going to have to turn up and just like that the insomniacs walking their
sideline again with the swagger that they've become famous for what's just happened but
again they're going to have to throw it off on a three on one that has to stay in bounds.
Real quick quick question because the fans is probably asking this question.
Has anyone ever flown cross country whether it was from Jersey or the Vyder, the Vyder
Jersey, you got smacked in championship before?
absolutely annihilated. I don't know. I mean, when when when Vegas first came into the league
in a in a playoff game, they came to the Delaware State Stadium and they didn't.
It wasn't close. It wasn't score.
They have to answer right now.
Right now is Keterin on overflowing extremely into the Insomniac's favor.
But he's just this hot and this level of dominance with one offensive play
You can sense the frustration from BIC, but here's syson
Here we go my best
Turn their forces around if you can
Syson can squeeze through there
Syson can get away
Syson got that squeeze
Oh my gosh he hits it
He hits it
He hits it
He hits it
He hits it
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He hits it
have slipped and slide to quote a friend of mine all over this this this
three-on-one coverage team allowing for Jason Cissan to score easily and now
twice wow and with no time off the clock it is still 14-1 left in the third
that touchdown drive is erased and we're gonna have to get Jason Cissan some
water what is play yes that hole squeeze two there
Cars, well just underestimates the burst
Somebody get my man some ice
the ball. Oh boy. Oh boy. He
hit it with a little blip. He
hit it with that blop. and he
thought you had him. He's got
just as good of a chance of
catching him that I did. If I
were chasing and I'm not
catching anybody on that field.
We know that. Not today. Not
in Jersey, not in Antarctica.
Oh man. Eight point lead now.
about big players, Corey, and talk about momentum shifting because like you said, at that moment,
when you spoke it, I believed it. Momentum was all on the side of the insomniacs and BIC had every
reason to say, yeah, maybe next year. Now, listen, I'm not done yet. They need this conversion. This
conversion right here would capitalize their comeback. And not only are they going for the
conversion, but they're going for two, which will cut the lead, the lead, the six. There we go.
So I can't make a play somebody make a play somebody make a play somebody make a play
Somebody in complete
Yeah, about six six seven seconds yeah more yards, okay
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were the keyer to throw it off. Most exciting time folks. Most exciting. I can't even, I
can't even tell you. Just had some excitement on one side and it will be. Answer back, answer
back. What he can do with that boy with one hand. Oh man. That's none of that, none of
Wow play from Trey Cohen prime that time doesn't struggle as much on the catch
but he does struggle with his footing and
He gets tackled LJ. He got tackled before the 20. That's first and ten BIC. No
Wait, what?
True
I'm gonna be wrong. Hold on.
Shannon Allen is winning the game.
He is on the winning team.
He has to get back to the 20.
Trey Cohen. Yeah. Nope. Give me the ball.
Dude, if they don't get past the 20, it's a turnover.
Oh, my God.
the ball off. Yes. So, on the
on one team, you got a guy
at any time in the game when
they throw the ball off, they
throw the ball off, they
throw the ball off, they
make the play and attack the
returner before the returner
crosses the twenty in which
one. You got the ball back,
you're down by eight. Wow.
And the momentum is shifted
again. Moment of a shift again,
folks. Whether they might tie
it up right here, bottom of
your screen is Matt Riddick.
Got to make a play scary to
play scary tell you what you're gonna do with it top of the screen many Diaz
robs use a late night and the ball is out doesn't matter what you do but they're
gonna say he was down so Troy great Cohen makes this huge play for BIC to get
back on the field audio help us that wire somewhere help those points that are
up only six of them come from the BIC offense when this team has the ball and
And this red team's all defense. It has been mostly the inside of the ex dominating play after play
Just look at the releases from the receivers. Yeah on top of it. Those DB's is all is all over the receivers
It can't get sell me
Yeah
Receivers you cover that's what I'm saying is first of all shout to Nick Cusato because in my mentions right now
I have literally every one
Oh my gosh.
The name is for the Transformers,
Eldre, when we get back to the
Asylum Act with the ball.
Oh my gosh, I almost said that.
But again on now second down.
Stereo on first and second down
in this game has been atrocious.
Most of this game.
We can call him Optimus Prime.
Ba-ba-ba.
Let's wait till he gets the ball again.
Right now we're waiting for Stereo
to decide is he the thrower?
I don't know.
to just let the offense develop itself to me, LJ. When you're watching
Stereocodranth in a quarterback, you can sense the frustration because he's not
letting the defense dictate what he does. On first down, it looked like he wanted
to run. Now there's pressure and there's there's press coverage and maybe it was
the best decision. Doesn't get it. And on second down, it gets tipped. So here's
third down. Oh, you can't. You cannot drop that. You cannot drop that.
I'm not sure if he's got his
hands. You cannot drop that.
Yes, he did. Oh, I can't hear
the answers anymore.
Oh, they're like switching
audio to traveling. See that?
I can't see my bed. I'll be
honest. I don't come back to
and Matt Riddick did that perfectly so he did his job on that play and we'll see how I got you mama. He's old no
I mean, yeah
Maybe it's an optical illusion. Maybe the ball wasn't as close and what but if you can make that play
You know the ball back in your team's court now the insomniacs
With
Back and BIC in a fourth down in their own territory. We need a shot you worthy to make a play right now folks
Got to go to Hollywood.
You have to be able to take advantage of the big,
got to go to Hollywood and play.
Oh!
It's accepted.
How many plays is he going to make?
How many plays is he going to make?
Maybe one more.
Because not only does he get the ball to the house,
he's going to put six up on the board again.
Touchdown.
Second reception.
Third touchdown.
And it's pandemonium out in Vegas.
BIC is like taking big chances with these dealers.
I don't even know what those sides mean.
I think it was three he was doing the three touchdowns that was that was a new thing. That's a new thing
Well, it's it's it's an old story at this point. Oh my god
It's on the field. He's more than likely gonna make the play now
The play is originally made by Chris Cunningham forcing the quick throw, but there's really nothing
Stereo can do on this play. We have it's fourth down
Unless he's gonna run the ball. LJ. He's got two receivers in a route. You saw
and he's double covered. So
really if you're B. I don't know
in this game what you have to
do is a catch on third down or
B. make the tackle after the
interception. What do you feel
could be running out of safety
on a safety over top? Oh, they
do that. They do the B. I see
a he's hitting the rest. The
dumps down is awesome. Touchdown
is what I'm focused on. I think
he's the whole. I think he's
no present here. So technically
it in again for the third time yeah that's a while or you could start now
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Alliance. So earlier you asked me what does uh what does the Islam Yaks have to do? Now I'm
going to ask you now that same question Corey. BIC is down right now. What is BIC got to do?
Down 1832. This is not the first time we've seen in this season BIC with this exact score.
This was the score of the animals game. Yeah but they weren't playing like hot godics like they are
now. At times it looks like it. Now what what what has been the difference for BIC this year and last
is that the the turnovers from
Stereocodrington which obviously we can't
please somebody stop this man
we need to get Stereocodrington into plays
that he feels comfortable
BIC you might as well let your man work
don't let it do it again folks don't let this
do it again hey take a walk take a two
no that is not believable
there is no way
there is no way
no this guy is carrying
and somewhere
he's carrying it
They think that Sadie on Cunningham is playing for BIC because Jason Cislan was not who we
promised you in the pregame as the best returner on this team, but that is now the third time.
Oh man.
BIC's offense basically has to do nothing and they watch a man in bright yellowish-green
cleats.
That's it again.
man on that field fall on their chest and face in embarrassing fashion here
comes it goes with who I watch that stuff oh man and on that play cars well
does not transform into star holy Christ yeah Starscream yeah you said it
right that's what you're here's a list of yeah we got optimists we got bumblebee
Ratchet iron our jazz proud wheeljack. Awesome. We'll get back to the list
But that's why folks after the session always say that this is the most exciting game 301 you think you got it eight point lead
You gotta make a play scary Terry. Oh, thank you go one. He gets a go big conversion conversion
Yeah, it's a six point lead 2632. Oh my gosh
BIC has scored
Just as many points for the insomniacs while they've been on offense
Well, as they have scored themselves.
Well, Chloe, respectfully, BIC hasn't scored anything.
You're talking about Syson.
No, no.
Syson.
Syson has scored.
BIC has scored six.
Okay.
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Now again, they're down by six here, LJ, if they make the tackle before the 20,
they get the ball back on offense.
Here's the problem.
This guy's got a lot of, like, even though he's been playing for a minute.
Wait, hold on, no way.
They were covered again.
No way.
No way, Corey.
It crossed the 25.
So it is a legal throw.
It then bounces back into the coverage's hands,
and it is once again BIC ball.
What the heck is going on here?
Bro, this guy knows the rules.
Crazy.
You talk about the momentum, and someone say,
uh-uh, BIC time to get some momentum back.
If you told the Insomniacs, going into the fourth quarter,
that the BIC offense would have only scored six points,
would have thrown three interceptions,
they would have said, give us the money.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Wow, it's not even like it's some rookie out there. That's Daniel Lyons
But it's the effort from Trey Cohen running that there is no way. What is happening?
Good tackle good run listen if they got to do this they got to do this
But like you said, you know, right if you can't throw a pick if you don't throw the ball they have the guys on
On this field if they're not already burnt out from the heat that's right to win this game if they can
The insomniac so
They're not gonna lose this in my opinion on defense unless BIC makes one heck of a play
He says 301 is like defense and then they make another play and then they make another play because the insomniac defense right now
It's been the most dominant
For they are there's no good Jason Cissan. That's right
What is it?
Or a rocket screen.
Many days on the Bible screen.
Case on camera in motion.
Here we go.
And it'll run again.
Touchdown.
I feel great ball.
Oh, he falls.
He slips.
If he don't slip, he's at least another factor.
I get the first down, I think, and that will move the chains.
But I think he probably scores on that, LJ.
Wow.
This second half has already felt like it's been three hours.
There's still 9.30 left in the third quarter.
So what happens when you say that 3-0-1 on time, right?
On time downed.
And absolutely wild.
Second, first and 10, BIC, you can see the pep back in their step.
You see the smiles in the huddle.
And he's different.
The momentum back on their side, but again, the Insomniac's defense
is really played superior to this BIC offense so far.
So far, BIC.
So far, they've given up only 60 BICs offence.
Timeout BIC.
8.59 left in the third quarter I'm still I'm still in shock I'm still in shock
I'm sweating I was insane I think again BIC was his game Cissan literally said hey
brothers jump on my back I'll carry you to the finish line and that's what he
don't score the rest of BIC has scored seven BIC has given the Insomniacs the
six that they lead by right now it's 32 to 26 Insomniac's holding on for dear life.
Wow. The last two times the BIC have scored touchdowns. By the way, on three on one returns,
they have recovered or stopped the returner and got the get back. So they've gotten the
ball back the last two times that they scored touchdowns on the three on one. Let somebody
say that there's not three phases to the game of the A seven. We've been waiting all season
The special teams for BIC is the only reason LJ the only reason they have
MVPs all over the place their defense isn't the reason their offense isn't
the reason it's Trey Cohen and Jason Cissan and it's not the worthy throwing
the ball somehow with a backspin that miraculously goes to your own guy first
10
Let's see you got it finally for the first time in a second half has a ready back
Does he he's number 91 big Luke?
Just happen that's the very rare easy easy
saying, whoa, whoa, whoa, we
all get a chance to take a
little breather here.
You know, the athletes on
the field, they're burning
hot in this, in this booth
right here in the, in the
bowels of A7 about headquarters.
It's even getting sweaty
for me watching these guys
run full speed.
Here's a jet.
Here's Luke.
I told you to go to
Luke.
What did I tell you?
Finally, what?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
And that they had a hole in the like we'll say the a gap or the the left side a gap and big
Mooka his eyes were on the C gap to the right
When you're number 91 you can do a lot of things and to be clear to be fair big mook is the man who caught the man
That caught the ball. I don't know if you've ever seen that play. He's the man that caught the man that caught the ball
So he's the man playing him. So he's a dude
another dude
Big moves my defense if catching a guy who caught a ball is an interception because if you if you have possession of the human
Second and ten that would be an inception. It'd be my ball
So you're smooth
In the slot one of the unsung heroes in this defensive backfield. Well, he's gonna have to cover case on Campbell one-on-one
Here's the jet action play action shot the other rocket screen there
So Lee would Shannon Allen all over it there see the difference between those two plays LJ
When the insomniacs run it, they have action and they have a reason for you to think it's going opposite
They sell that very well
But also their their blocking gets in front of the rocket screen and gives their receiver an alley whether it's Donnie
Alliance or
David Clark a shot they worthy if he had the same alley probably scored on there
They don't even get a block on the first threat to a shot they worthy the guy who's playing man coverage head-on head on them
And that's why their rocket screens have been going for zero yards and their opponent in the insomniac seem to score
Every single one of their touchdowns on it third and nine thirty nine scary Terry got time. He could make a cake
flag down
Touchdown BIC, but
Not sure
I don't think that will be holding back like like like John Manning the recipe John Manning
used to say nine times out of ten if the line if the flag is thrown at the line of scrimmage
it's often to hold it.
Oh my man GT feeling the heat.
Let's see it's probably a whole offensive hold.
I'm not sure who they're going to pull it call it.
Oh, 49.
This game a little bit weird.
That does not link.
What?
They're calling that on many DS.
Yeah.
The flag was at the line of scrimmage.
That's a different flag.
No.
Wait, the IC score.
So in Vegas, who did what there?
I grabbed him and pulled him down and put the refs in.
Well, it was 39.
So it's going to be third down, again, the ref says,
and they're going to lose the 10 yards on the holding penalty.
So it likely will be 39-ish.
He pulled him down.
Yeah, he's falling and he held onto a shark and just pulled him to the ground with him.
They still have to crack through this defense,
which they have not been able to solve except for a couple of big plays here and there.
Then it'll be third and 15 and Stereo-Codrickton
Torn ripped. We're going Kyle Reese drops back
scary conjure scary Terry you got time
Put that soak that turf up with that
Well, that's the second time a player like Stereo-Codrickton
Look at the red still waiting
and he ignores them!
Oh, I didn't like that, didn't like that.
You can't do it.
I'm calling every, every possession.
I'm calling a home.
In many instances,
holding, holding, holding, holding.
Going for it here.
But if you're BIC, you could potentially push your team.
What's your team?
Where are you going?
I'm just mad at everything right now.
The problem for me, LJ, is if you're BIC
and you give the inside the X a ball,
You know what play they're going to call.
Well, I don't know if they're going to call.
I mean, listen, I don't know if they're going to call that
the pocket rocket, as they say, back on their own end zone.
But fourth and extremely long.
They'll have to get about the 10 yard line to get the first.
Sherry, got to make up.
There's Jason Cissan.
Jason Cissan got that speed.
He's going to tip top the side.
Jason Cissan got that speed.
That's a hell of a speed.
He asked that speed.
It's going to be close to the first down.
Where's the breath going to call?
What's the call going to play?
Let's see.
And it looks like they can before.
him before. No, he was so close.
And I bet if he would have grabbed the rest hand last play, it was a first.
And the insomniacs, I may be a foot and a half.
Stop BIC from getting the 15 or the 25.
Look at his play.
Now, this is where this is where you don't want to find yourself.
The fact that he got all he's there is crazy.
Let's see how close he was.
My gosh that tackle he was gonna have to break that tackle or get a lot more yardage there honestly
If you're BIC you have to look at yourselves and say hey
If they're gonna keep giving us these opportunities and we don't capitalize on them that we do not deserve a championship
Regardless of how we got here first and ten inside handoff got to make that RTC RTC
He's got the hair fully down flying everywhere.
Not a great game.
It's not as far as the yardage, but again, it's keeping those different lines in the
end.
It's keeping them committed.
They cannot just start doing free rushes.
And when the Insomniacs are really at their best, they're able to just do what works,
right?
So, they're going to try to run the ball here up, and maybe rightfully so, and here's
scooter to Lee Block. Good tackle. Big play by Big Mook in open field. RTC, the guy that
a couple years ago in his first championship MVP of the game, 130 yards on 29 carries,
LJ. Woo. And the touchdown to seal it on a fourth and eight, a speed option. So it'll
be third down after the two run plays and if you're BIC you have to at least consider
playing tight coverage on these receivers because at the bottom of the screen many Diaz
is covering.
We have a game.
A guy who's likely going to run a rocket screen up, no, they're going to go and try
to run the clock out.
Not a smart play call in my opinion, but they only needed the one.
Let's see if they get the first they do.
Wow.
First down.
You're supposed to send like, you know, someone else.
You do a little handoff, someone else slams through the center, jumps over everybody.
Yeah, yeah.
Not the quarterback, right?
I mean, it depends, depends on the team and the quarterback.
Old Scooter here is, is mobile, brother.
He's mobile.
Yeah, but I mean like, the whole idea is that it's not necessarily like, like a quarterback
can't handle it.
It's just like you don't risk that position for any sort of injury.
Oh
Man if you kept his feet you've been gone you've been gone now somebody would call anybody you would have got a lot of yards
Yards given to him. I mean
Much more but he still did get three or four
And I'll bring up second in about seven
Oh second six or seven
Three minutes left in the third we started this this third quarter with a bunch of plays that took no time off the clock
And never since the insomnia I got in the ball this clock has been training down. Here's juice
Yeah, swanky the father
David Clark you score enough touchdowns let my man get his shot and even though a bell is laughing
Never man. Don't worry. I said ski ass way
Got his six
big big oh
The way that B. R. C.'s team sold out with all hats to the ball and
And and this extra effort to rip the ball out is what ended up. Oh my god
That is crazy
On this championship strike for six
Up by 11 now
232 left in the third
Talk about a heartbreaker right there. Sheesh
Well, the only the only bad news for the inside. Wow, what a toss by the rest
Things in this year's championship game and here's Scott Hamilton to put two more up on the board
I've been to Vegas before in the casinos and I play roulette and I've seen certain numbers
hit back to back.
I've even seen colors go two, three times in a row, but four times on a 301 throw-off
is lunatic.
Hey, I know it's not on a roulette table, but if he scores here, somebody go to casino
and do 88.
It's gotta be on 88 or eight.
There's no 88 on casino roulette, but yeah.
Or eight, there's no 88 I can see in a roll out. But yeah, well
In this economy everybody they'll go and you know wasted unless you already up accounted for it. All right
3826 two minutes and 32 seconds left and we are going to get another attempt at this extra point this time
two points from the five
Scott Hamilton today
What they get another chance as a play-caller and making the throws when his team needs them
I'm not sure if it is
37 or 26, I mean 37 or 38 to 26
But the insomniacs with a two-score lead
I mean, that's a good one.
All right, here we go.
All right.
Oh, well.
Time for another touchdown.
Lock it.
Oh, no way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
I mean at this point throw it out of bounds. Don't give it to him
The last time knocks was out. What an impact. No, bro
but couldn't convert
When it mattered to stop him
He was gonna get an opportunity at revenge
But so too
Will the return and in case you were wondering in is this on a man's son
I'm gonna go for that fourth.
Can he get there?
It's slippery, but he goes backwards.
They're all over him.
Can he get there anyway?
Everyone hold him.
Everyone hold him.
Not that time.
And he will be stopped with forward progress at the six yard line.
So, man.
The Insomniacs were losing.
They got vengeance.
They have the ball.
They're the only reason that they're like same man. They're right poking me. I'll get the ball back
His energy have been going back
Into these jukes back and forth
side to side
Problem listen on those three on ones you cover more yards on those one plays and you probably cover as a
Corner wide receiver on almost all plays and he's done it back to back to back. Oh my goodness
That's insane.
And the most recent one that went through this was in the end zone.
It's a 106 yard return and that time worked out for BIC.
This time it doesn't. And the Insomniacs with the most field behind them they've had all day.
The worst starting field position for BIC.
But they're gonna need a drive down 12
Stereo Covington and Co looking to flip the script as we've seen so far they put Hollywood in motion
How you would good blocking in front of them?
Jackal gets the good ten yard game
It's not a red ball because the only time that that happens is if the
the other team is in the lead.
So the blue guys can do it because they're down the red team camp because they have the lead right now.
Danger at least for now, first and ten.
Well come back mechanic.
There it is.
This is big time players.
This is when the big time players need to step up and make a play.
It's like when I died in League of Legends, I gave double the thrush a gold.
They've only scored six run off and so far.
They've had two opportunities on the get back and a recovery on the kickoff.
Now they face the long fields.
They're staring at me.
Hollywood, finally get that rock.
Out of bounds.
And they get RTC offers with good sportsmanship some order to his opponent.
That's not the really.
good pocket again for BIC and a well thrown ball on that sit route.
Oh no.
I did say that they are going to use that route eventually for a sit and go.
I know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You're going to find that consistent rhythm.
That's cool.
If that's true, that's really cool.
Here we go.
The first and 10, they got the two tight end look.
Big move, number 91 eligible.
side to Bonsai Henderson number 23. Bottom of the screen is the twin.
And this is a lot of times when we go serve, contract and run.
Here we case on captain 101. 1-1-1. Can you dub it off?
All over the hypothetical break contained run from Steri.
And a play that earlier in this game might have gone for a lot more yards that time.
The Somniacs are all over it and right now...
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Terry's still cool, not affected by the pressure at least as we transition to the fourth quarter.
This game has had everything, LJ. We've had the get back. We've had a what you could say is an
onside recovery. We've had three. Back to back to back returns. We've had a rocket screen probably
called in about as many ways as you can design in the limited amount of plays that the Insomniac
have even been able to call and yet we still have more to bring you as we
decide here who the best team in the entire universe is at full contact no
pads seven-on-seven football alongside how excited is that full contact no pads
seven-on-seven and honored to bring you today's game which is live in Las Vegas
about it. We are here in the bowels of the ace and of all headquarters here in beautiful New Jersey.
And we are bringing you a game that I don't think anybody could have
predicted would go exactly the way that it did to get here. Hell no. In the playoffs from the
defending champs only for them to get the chance for the third time to prove that they are better
than this group of Night Wolves that struggled to sleep, they're known as the Wolfman.
The Insomniacs from Vegas got the home game, have the home field advantage, and to me LJ,
as much as we can praise so many of the guys all over this field, it's really been the
defense as a unit and how impressive they've been if it wasn't for those returned by Jason
I feel like a lot of injuries that come in football is from that false security of a helmet and pads.
Like a lot of decisions are made like I can do this because I'm protected. Boom. Concussion.
I can do this because I'm protected. Boom. Concussion. You know.
Like mistakes are going to happen. They're still going to be head to head collisions without pads and how they're going to be protected.
Like mistakes are gonna happen. They're still gonna be head-to-head collisions without pads and helmets on but again
You don't have that false confidence and yet they still
on the road in the
sweltering heat of the desert
Down 12, but they still have 15 minutes to decide this room
And both of these teams
In the playoffs
Also known as April's only son
bumping and running with Shannon Allen prime who both of these corners he's
starting corners for insomniacs have had a great day on wide receivers that
otherwise are really really good
probably gonna send him a notion to keep him from pressing the smaller and
stature Trey Cohen Trey Cohen gotcha gotcha looking for that sideline and it's
So, I guess Eric Schubert makes
the tackle. So, so
I got him by the by the
Jersey low enough that it's
not a horse collar. But you
see, it's really really
getting into the nitty gritty
of making sure these plays
work. You can't lose a drive
here to miscommunication.
Somebody costs me like that.
So, you make sure you come
I
Decent game
I guess it doesn't amount for much. I'll lose my mind. They have been all games sir
Conjured him with nobody in the backfield form. Excuse me. It's third and five time is now folks. The time is now
Conjured
himself
Their football IQ is among the best I've seen in the sleep if you look at the way that they lined up to the
The insomniacs defense is insane.
And in a league where BIC always had the ability to convert this with a guy like Courage Mosey.
They find themselves in a fourth and short, not knowing how they're gonna get it.
And they mess up the play again. Incomplete. They call the shovel pass, they tried earlier.
If they complete it, maybe they get it, but they don't.
And the 12-point lead looks like so many more points.
Now, if you're the Insomniacs, everyone in the Red Jersey can feel it now.
End it. End the game.
In their history, they've never been arched.
The heat's getting to you, LJ!
It's getting to you because BIC's getting mad right now, man.
Well, I'll tell you, that's not a good look for the boys, huh?
That's not a good look.
UV is a serious thing with global warming.
First 10 of you don't get a real thing.
To be fair, it's not a good look.
That's three out of there, four touchdowners.
Oh my god!
Kick in Bob, touchdown Nevada.
SGJs.
SGJs.
You feel just so much nicer when you throw in the touchdown over the top of the guy.
Oh, 100%.
Yeah.
I don't get it.
They just hit the Handoekin.
Do you see that?
I did.
Handoekin.
I got a bunch of gamers.
I love it.
I'm so sure.
Firefly some cars.
today they are going to Riddick is it's it's they want to get the get back for
last year not only in just the game but in the games within the game and it is
44 to 26. Zach Luchiano's in.
Luchiano, here he is.
Pass.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I think it bucked at his fan.
Oh, my God!
Oh!
Oh, my God.
I'm going to get on the road.
I think I'm trying to get in football.
I really want to stand on it.
That's football.
That's William Carzwell again.
Let him go.
One hand, that pass was just...
And he's telling them exactly what he needs to know.
And the good sportsmanship there is why
Yes
Cory heaven's hot fire guy, he's trying to say you guys
That's what these are from a little cause was spitting hot fire
There's a five best wide receivers in the a7fo
You know what he's probably saying Jared. You know what he's saying. I think I just heard it
You did it wrong. You did it wrong.
He said, land and frost, premium meat,
one pound of black force ham, the best meat on the market.
Go get yourself something today, David.
Go get yourself some land and frost.
Is either that or something like, yo, nice try, bro.
Yo, great job.
That was a lot of fun on the field.
Across the country.
Great game.
I
against the insomniacs and knocks as he throws this off is the guy who's about to return it.
That's pure wet from the throw off.
Oh, it's straight Cohen.
Straight Cohen.
That's me too.
He got that lose for this.
Straight Cohen.
Anyone, why in the world would you put anyone to receive that football other than the guy
who's ran it back four times?
Why?
Maybe he got hurt.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
who have somehow come back from maybe because like he's their all-in guy and the other guy can get him past the 20s
I don't know
To Japan championship they thought lost
but right now
down 20
with the view of those mountains
There's a lot of tension on the field I think we might get a fight
it's there's a possibility of a fight at the same time
as much as they can get from their playmakers as quickly as they can get
They are down 20 to whoo storm back into this game
Juan Williams coming in to play offensive line already a bad sign if your BIC your stereo pressure immediately
You're gonna go with four with two offensive linemen
You got a block at least two of the straight that time the insomniac send a free rusher and two guys
I mean he has a sort of touchdown today, but I don't know if anybody's been more important. I'm gonna say this right now
Naturally, I'm gonna say this right now if you can bump it run BIC's receivers the way they do
Right, yes, you know what the BIC would never ever ever they could play this game a hundred days in a hundred times
If they can manhandle those receivers the way they do it take away receivers
Exposes a supposed copy. He's just easy suppose you would take that he's not even like a top. Yeah, that dude's crazy
He has an earring in that's not tape
Insane insane pretty decent player look really pedestrian year in year out week in week out and
No different today. Yeah, Terry looking for that pass
Last eight complete, he's inaccurate.
They're bumping and running and manhandling
his number one option.
And that time he gets hit in the side,
I don't know what the generation is doing.
I'm not sure who that is.
But he's not feeling super great
as he's trying to get that dead arm out a little bit.
A little bit loose.
Oh, what's going on?
Isn't a penalty.
They're gonna bring up about a fourth and 11.
And right now you can see the body language of BIC
is that they're ready for a flight home.
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
if it stands.
They're ready for a flight home.
There's no hardware to show for it.
Listen, they got to make a play right here.
I know what, nine minutes to convert this right here,
they still got hope.
If not, they don't convert this, lose that rainbow song
like the enemy we deserve.
I mean, guys, you guys are down by 20.
The clock is ticking.
Why are we, why are we yapping?
That's all?
Thank you, sir.
I'm done on the rest of the season.
But it's a John Rambo team.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's going to be a long roll for BIC.
To back, to get to repeat from this, to come back next season from this.
Well, we've already seen what it's like for them to repeat.
They got eliminated for, oh no, it's like that, because that's what I'm talking about.
They got eliminated for the pole season.
They got reburnt because of disqualification.
They got the free-flighting ticket to get access back to the championship game just to get clapped.
BIC played, it's a Sambiax, they have a well to defend.
Look, obviously people are going to say different things.
He has wasted almost two minutes talking.
What, animals or the you in this position?
Down by 20, man.
Yeah, actually, you're 100% right.
That's a lot of time that you're not
going to be able to do anything with.
What makes you think that the guys for the you?
One minute, they scored three touchdowns in the third quarter.
What are we doing now?
Shanti.
There's a Shanti.
Shake your back, got that speed, you got to get away.
and he's not gonna get the first down.
820 left in this game,
and it's already starting to feel like it's decided.
It's over.
I hit it, I hit it, I hit it, I hit it already.
And like you were saying,
BIC's offense today, not able to do it.
And you were talking about what it's gonna be like
for them to return from this.
Well, they've already faced it with the pressure,
with the championship belt around their waist
and walking into week after week as the team to beat.
This year, they struggled.
Either the personnel was a little different
or they were a little off chemistry
or maybe you could even say,
that victory had defeated them.
You might even be able to say that
because it is hard.
As we look at Scott Hamilton,
Devonte Carter in the backfield,
Eric Schufa right there
with a nice little white hat on
to stay cool in this hot summer heat.
BIC struggled with the targeting of that this year.
They lose this game even though they had maybe one of the best opportunities,
the most miraculous opportunities the defending champ has ever had.
After losing a game that they needed to win, they get another chance at it.
A Mulligan, some might say.
But it's just too much when you're facing an Insomniac team that can cover
your wide receivers one on one.
that Eric Schuford has found a way to play that spy on Steri
Covington. So anytime he's broken contained in the pocket,
it hasn't worked. And after early on in this game, BIC went to
the place that worked in last year's championship, seen the
Insomniacs as a unit, as a coaching staff made the
adjustments. You already started to kind of feel that the
preparation the Insomniacs did on defense covering what didn't
work last year, and often setting up what did the rocket
You got to give the insomniacs a ton of credit regardless of who they're playing or where they're playing or the circumstance getting here
This insomniacs team is playing some elite
They just can't execute it for the money
the
man
the end go and it was much
bringing the trophy back to its
right bodies as covered.
Number of second in tech.
Now there is still is plenty of time left in this game.
These zombie acts they can't just mail it in.
Turn over here is terrible.
Vegas is literally
Well, they've done it in the way that they do it, right?
They they walk him down they walk you down an offense where they force you to play
Everything and then just take the best matchup
Sometimes the best matchup is is that your your corner can't cut it can't tackle
Here's the sit down
He's gone. He's gone
Wow
the game. Well if it wasn't
over already it's over now.
Yeah, I just can't. He's
kicked open the door. I
didn't get to sixty six, which
would be the mercy rule. They
are close. Sixty six. They are
close. Oh, they're about to
mercy rule them. I mean, well
games over really quick touchdown they had the momentum but this is where that
momentum teeters when you start to blow a team out in this heat away there's no
depth on your sideline you have all everything that you could want as the
insomniacs in feeling this revenge story complete if you're be able to stand up
Now because time is running out stand up now. Where you turn it's over
We're not supposed to say that L. J. That's why Hamilton incomplete he gave listen he gave one man number two and I'm
You see
Carter with the chance at it
Little too high
We'll say the the bowling ball is a gutter ball
What can I say?
You can say, C, Z, C, Z, C, Z, C, Z, C, Z, 52, 26, 52.
LJ, when did that happen?
You know all of a sudden it's just all on 52.
We need to bring some more team here so we can see if they can stop these juggies boys.
What if you're already talking trash about the defending national championship and the LChampions and BIC,
and how you could beat them and how you could do a better job.
That's a whole lot of talk for somebody who hasn't signed up yet.
yet. So, go to acerothel.com slash owners. And you, Jared, and you too, can become part of the
fastest growing sports league in the universe. We've knocked with the throw off and here's Cisson.
Cisson. Here it goes. Hey, BIC fans have had something to cheer about when he's on the field.
Woo! And once again, there's... Oh, man! Oh, man. Oh, man. I just, I don't know.
with gas prices as high as they are there's not enough in the tank for sissi
you think it's bad in jersey it's probably worse in vegas
he's got a total of six and this is a stat when you're running and you make somebody fall on their
face. It's called a Casey Cox and he has six Casey Cox's today on those three
on one. It's much more maybe a couple here and there. Hey yo. Offensive plays as we go.
Shout outs to Casey Cox, former Vegas announcer for the A7FL, and it'll be Matt Riddick at
quarterback and they'll go crazy.
There's a shot, he's working back.
So, Riddick again.
And he's going to the sideline because this play is not working out.
They went to go with a, you know,
Scott Van Pell type of pitching,
woo-woo type of situation and
yeah, woo!
It's a, oh no,
type of play.
Almost.
Lucky to keep possession.
Now listen,
basically in the position where they are not able to do it.
They've had a long season, they've had a lot.
But for me, to take Stereo Covington,
you're defending MVP quarterback,
and to take him out and to put Matt Riddick back there,
not that Matt Riddick is not a very capable player.
But for BIC to move on from a guy who's won
MVP's in this league quarterback,
they might as well just go out on their shield
and let scary play quarterback.
Because at this point, LJ, this is embarrassed.
I agree.
I agree.
Putting the rig in there is not giving you a different element.
I can make an argument that scary Terry is just
to get away from the delon.
Yeah.
I want to get away from the delon.
Yeah, neither is Matt Riddick.
And you can see here, when teams do this,
and this goes for across the league,
if you switch your quarterback out,
you didn't just automatically fix the problem, right?
Unless your quarterback is a guy who is not good.
Yeah.
Yeah, if your quarterback is just bad,
then yeah, you're not gonna be able to do much.
But if you think that the quarterback is the problem,
when he doesn't have time,
and the receivers are covered insanely well,
well, good luck.
Riddick, you wanna get away?
And dig the forward so that will be incomplete.
And it will be fourth down and 17.
So again, it was not.
It's over. It's over. It's over.
Oh, here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Must be some kind of virus going around in Jersey that everybody wants to turn it into
not football.
Now to be fair, Shati worthy one of the best competitors in this world.
Oh, they called it.
I think we've got your 52 to 26.
And everything's starting to get a little chippy.
He hit that with the one button.
No moss. No moss is indeed.
No moss for BIC.
But that means, for three times in four seasons as currently constituted,
The Lost Vegas, it's on the X.
That's a speaker.
Have won the national championship of the A7FL.
Games B gets the Gatorade.
Derek Duncan, division owner, gets the hardware.
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Dude, this league's kind of crazy now
Huts next year started quarterback. I could do it
I could
I want to juice myself up or nothing
I could do it
I could do it. I think I could
I think I could do it
I think I should I think I could do it also shout out a seven for uh
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I talked to Jay Rock. Well the beginning of that the first half of that was really crazy. The first half of it. It was a game. The second half of it. It was. It wasn't a game. It was not a game. It was no longer a game. It was no longer a game.
All right. Well, GGs, you staying on? Yeah. You're gonna stay home. What are you playing, Daisy?
Yeah. All right. I'll send the troops over. GGs, J-Rod. Hey, you're getting back on RP or what? Is that the deal?
I am. Yeah. I'm getting back on it. I know Courage got back on it. Ninja's actually coming to join us
Well, you should come and play
Yeah
Interesting and some other people I'll text you who else is that who else is joining but you should come and join
I think and there's gonna be a lot of new new new blood on there. It should be a lot of fun
Okay, we'll see what's up. All right, that's good
As usual as well always till next time. I'll catch it bro, huh?
All right, chat, GGs.
I was gonna stay on, but I think I'm gonna set some stuff up.
They almost set some stuff up
and get ready for a long one tomorrow.
If you guys weren't here at the beginning of the day,
tomorrow, GTA, full day of it,
getting back into the swing of things,
figuring everything back out,
trying to understand how everything's working,
getting everything back.
Back in our favor
Having a lot of fun man having a lot of fun. I
Think ninja might be getting on tomorrow as well
I'm not a hundred percent sure who's all gonna be there
But I know a lot of people are gonna be getting on I think courage is gonna get on and play
And we're gonna have a whole little group. So it should be a lot of fun. Thank you guys all for the subs today
Thank you guys all for hanging out during the sponsor. I hope you guys enjoyed the day
I hope you guys had fun during the stream tomorrow
tomorrow. Full day tomorrow,
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Pete wants Pete asked me to
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I'm just going to play GTA
tomorrow. So, I'll keep you guys
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