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I can't wait to see you.
You can sing.
Yeah.
Ripley's mom.
She's very great.
When you're in a five mile radius of her, you can smell that.
Put your hands up.
You can sing.
You can sing.
You can sing.
My radius of her you can smell that pussy stank. Oh, yeah, that's stank and I had on and people saying
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall
Get your back up
Bop the wall
Tell me
How you gonna do it if you really don't want to dance
By standing on the wall
Get your back up
Bop the wall
Get down on it
Come on then
Get down on it
You got a feeling
Get down on it
Get down on it, baby, baby
Get down on it, get on it
Get down on it, I may see God on it
What?
What's she gonna do?
You gotta get on the roof
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty duped
What should I do?
Fight the strait
Goal!
Good morning, gentlemen and ladies!
Good morning!
Good morning!
Good morning!
Good morning, everybody!
Good morning!
Good day, good day, good day, good day.
What going on? What happened?
White shirt keep it consistent. Keep it consistent. Good morning
Good morning, good morning, good I am ruined
I have lost everything
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Thank you guys, man. Good morning, everybody. Hello. Hello, Bunger. Good morning.
here comes the money money talks here comes the money I'm here for the Legos
bro dude I I'm telling you they got they listening to us they are I don't know if
if it's because my phone is listening to me.
Or it's just gone so viral.
But every single tweet yesterday, every update,
every single time I updated my Twitter feed,
it was literally drama about brick by brick.
every single time and I would like see it and I would instantly just scroll away
because I don't want any more spoilers brother this this a better storyline than
Twilight I'm addicted I can't get enough am I the only one
Bro, it's unbelievable.
You know what it's like?
It's like kind of, you remember when that guy hyped up, what was it, the GameStop stock
and everybody was investing in it?
And everyone's like, God, the people are winning.
Fuck the corporations.
That's kind of what this is, but Legos.
except none of us are
Wasting money. We're just invested in the story about one guy saying fuck it
You know
It did I'm addicted I'm addicted here's the game plan we said 10 30 yesterday. All right
We're gonna watch some clips. Okay, don't watch some clips and at 10 30
We're right in there, and I don't know what the fuck's gonna happen. I'm not gonna lie. Okay
We might watch all the episodes there is to watch today because I'm like I
Haven't stopped thinking about it, and I gotta know more, you know
Like I'm I'm invested
After we finish up the videos. I did sell my soul last night. I apologize everybody
Sort of that little peanuts we are playing Tarkov today. I don't know
I don't know how he does it, you know, I don't know how he consistently ruins my life.
And I still keep going back.
It's kind of like crack, to be honest.
kind of like I never done crack but it's kind of like crack you know I did have a
little bit of dude I'm gonna be honest I did have a little bit of fun I did have
a little bit of fun and the way I look at it is RP slow right now we're just
waiting for it to you know to speed up so if there's any time for me to play
other stuff it's right now and we go we go take a gander you know you'll take a
gander go see we'll see what Tarkov's about spread our wings fly away what's
that song? Isn't there a song that some likes? Something like that. What's that song called?
But you are addicted to Beth. But you shut up, itch.
Is this something was fly like an eagle?
Yeah, that's so yeah!
Who made that?
Is that Michael Jackson?
R. Kelly?
Oh shit.
Alright, let's watch some clips. One moment.
All the... This man's finished.
No! Shhh! Shut up! How's that a... Shhh! Shut up!
Shhh! Shut up! Shhh! Shut up!
Shut the fuck up!
Clip cue is now!
Aw man! Post your clip in the chat.
Yes, part two of the LEGO story at 10.30.
10 30
My don't know bigger than five or hockey one of the best interest on twitch. Have you had hope?
Man, you can't you can't be donating me and
Mixing up words I'm already struggling enough
have you have a great day brother would also like to submit my app for your next
favorite mod I'll take that in I'll take that into consideration thank you for the
fire Josh line thank you for the 51 months Mickey thank you for the gifted
Galen they give it a tier one and remorse they give it a point of CX second
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So like literally like 10 minutes, we're just gonna watch some clips and we'll watch it
Dear creator community, my name is Jack Conti and I'm the CEO and co-founder of patreon on May 29
Isn't this
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Is this part of the series?
Not a spoiler.
with exhibits. This is the request for immediate content removal pursuant to temporary restraining order.
And this is the motion for the temporary restraining order and preliminary injunction.
So after an extensive review and investigation by Patreon's Trust and Safety team,
we have in fact unfortunately determined that bricks and minifigs can stuff it.
More people than Patreon's pageant.
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You know what he said he said you think you got money
Let me show you my billfold
You know what i'm saying? He said you think you got money
To take people to court for years and years and ruin their lives
sue me
Sumi, welcome to the big leagues, motherfucker.
Excuse me?
What?
Is your window down? I can't tell.
Oh, yeah, son. It's broken.
Oh, what?
Ricky, take him to the gift desk!
I'm a badass.
That'll happen
No, not yet not yet straight with the limousine
Yeah, you skipped it. All right. Well, you know like, you know some people wait
They're like, oh, I just want to talk or whatever we skip right the home base and you scored
It cost you a little bit, but hey was worth it. Well, I have to tell you I only have oh
oh shit you piece of shit free I'm sorry I am so sorry I am so sorry I I
just I scraped my knee no it is okay
I knew I was gonna win!
I'm gonna give you the subs, whatever you like it or not, you're gonna take it from me you piece of shit.
Don't worry, unless you did more than him.
You're gonna take these fucking subs like the good boy you are.
Alright, I'm gonna fucking send it to you.
Do I know? You know what? You know what?
What? What?
I'm banning you from my chat.
Don't you fucking dare.
I'm banning you.
Okay, I'm gonna go to the whole account, I'm gonna get the whole banning you.
I'm banning you.
Alright, good luck. You're gonna have to ban me on YouTube, Twitch, and my Facebook.
You're banned.
I
Be honest these videos give me the creeps
Don't care about Batman
And spank or Batman fucking boat
Miss oh to pitch, bro. I watched the video funny enough on this guy I
Watched a video on this guy
earlier today and they were like what's the hardest pitch you've thrown he's
like a hundred four hundred and five us dude sitting like a hundred to a hundred
and two and yeah is he deals with Alvarez like that listen for my non
baseball players in here needs you understand something okay my career
ended because I threw one pitch at what this guy throws consistently. Like wrap
your head around that. I was a guy who threw 91 to 95, touching 96 sometimes,
like 92-95. I went through an entire offseason, did a bunch of training, got
to the point where I was touching 98-99, threw one pitch at triple digits.
And my labrum, which is near your shoulder, and my rotator cuff, which is your shoulder,
both tore simultaneously and it ended my career.
This guy is throwing that hard every pitch.
How insane is that?
Man, strike one.
Two gonna miss.
Oh, two pitch.
Strike him out slinging.
Dude.
Fucking ridiculous.
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!
No, no, no, who's that?
Oh, my God!
Who just killed me?
Not me. I didn't kill you.
You literally...
What?
I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die.
No, no, no, who's that?
Oh my gosh.
No, no, no, I'm dead.
Who just killed me?
Peanut, you literally.
If Lord of the Rings was made today, I don't know, what is this?
Oh
Oh my gosh, you're serious.
NO!
Kegaroos can and will beat you up.
That's right, just because it's not venomous doesn't mean it can't knock you on your ass,
Australia's most iconic marsupial can do just that because they are way
bigger than you think they are. With our biggest species of roe coming in at a
ridiculous 2.8 meters in length and with the iconic hop they've got a vertical
jump of three meters. Animal fact of the day female kangaroos will spit the
babies out of their kangaroo pouch if they feel threatened to sacrifice their
a child so that they can live.
I mean, honestly, with a stat spread like that,
they don't belong in the outback.
They belong in a fucking NBA corner.
As if that wasn't enough, they're also built like tanks,
weighing in at a full 90 kilos of road-raging rabbit muscle.
And being able to move way faster than anything
that heavy has any right to.
It's a bad speed.
Oh, at a max of 70k an hour.
heeeeeeeeeeelooooo 섥
Meaning if you make them angry, a juiced up rat, besides their smaller car,
is gonna run your ass down and beat the f****-in' brakes off ya!
uhhh
And I'm not kidding when I say they REALLY will rock your ***
Cuz Rose are professional kickboxers, with fungi routinely fighting MMA to win female attention
When they fight, kangaroos will lean back on their tails as a stabilizer, and eh,
immediately start scratching and kicking the ever-loving f**** out of one another
pfftttttt!!
And most kicks have enough force to crack bone.
And as if getting drop kicked by a muscled marsupia wasn't bad enough,
they also for some reason have the same bite force as a grizzly bear.
Because why not?
Now even with all of this, there are no more stupid enough to view a rua's lunch,
which brings me to the most terrifying thing that they do.
When threatened, kangaroos will hop into a body of water,
and wait for whatever is chasing them to follow them in.
Once the Predator enters the water, the kangaroo will wrap its arms around their neck and just straight up f***ing drown them.
What the f***, man?
I share a country with psychopathic trend rats.
No!
Who is your guy growing up?
Macho Man. Macho Man was huge for me. The way they entered him into WWF was like all the managers wanted him.
I grew up a four sport fan, Rangers, Knicks, Yankees, Jets, and I didn't win my first championship
into 94 when I was 18.
Steve Young, when I'm done with you, you'll be eating poutine through a fucking straw.
This Canadian boy, I got him for you, got him?
Justin Trudeau will not allow me into Canada once he sees what I did to you.
Just got done hitting the bag and...
Or if you make an offensive Facebook post.
Again, it's gonna suck to be you.
Steve Young, come this Friday, Canada will no longer allow me into the country after Justin Trudeau sees what I do.
All right, Dave.
It's the rivalry we didn't know existed. USA versus Canada. It is a hockey rivalry. It's now an international incident.
Oh, wow. Steve Young, primetime coming in. Very confusing names.
What is this? What am I missing here?
Is it Jesus?
Is that what it is? He's getting roundly food here.
How do you not come into the whole Canada?
I don't know.
Is he Jesus?
I think he might be Jesus.
But that's not the fighter.
Because he doesn't have his gloves on.
Where's the fighter?
That is not the fighter.
Where's the fighter?
We got the wrong guy on the screen.
Here he is, Wade.
And there he is.
Where is he?
Where is he?
fuck is happening.
Yeah, but yo, fuck it out.
Dave, I'm very nervous for Dugs.
I gotta see this guy in the ring.
I don't think you travel with this many people
unless you have business.
Yeah.
And he's wearing the Canadian flag.
Oh, he's a big boy.
He's a big boy.
Look at that.
Dugs said he was glad that he was making this.
That's a big boy.
He thought he needed a little smaller,
which he thought he's a bitch.
He's getting a roundly boot.
Canada might as well be Putin right now.
I'd love to hear it.
Let's go, Dugs.
And here comes
He's got some sort of mascot, and I'm not talking about still finer
Oh, we got beer getting jumped on the soldiers. I tell you listen listen. They hate him the Canadians are going after
You know, he's not gonna like that, Regal Ross.
No, he's not.
We got the units walking in with...
That's a whole lot of body.
Oh, my God.
He's coming from all angles.
I don't know who the hell this mascot is.
This is a scene, dude.
Here he comes, Dugs.
This is a fucking scene.
Wearing the United States trust suit.
We're the fed.
Hutch versus Hutch.
Fuck you.
Here he comes.
and the first step is gonna be surviving getting in the ring
and he's in and he's in
oh my god he's massive
holy shit
alright I'm a little bit nervous
but he's getting
oh my gosh oh my gosh that's not a good
that was not a good thing to say
oh Canada how you chant back for us USA
yeah here we go prime time is guaranteed
Holy fuck!
6'3", 500 pounds!
6'3", 440 pounds!
And we're off!
Let's go, Dugs!
Ah, Dugs is in trouble.
Dugs is in trouble.
Ah, Dugs is in trouble.
Dugs is in trouble.
Dugs is getting smoked, but he's still up.
But he's getting pounded right now.
Not even look.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
The Canadians crazy.
Standing eight.
You got standing eight.
A standing eight.
All right, it's our group.
OK, hold on.
We should have.
Listen, you can talk shit about Canadians.
You really can.
God, it's so easy to talk shit about Canadians.
But then they start swinging and once, once a Canadian starts throwing punches, you know, it's like, I thought, I thought you were a bitch and I've been mistaken, you know, like that's my bad and I'm sorry.
You know what I'm saying?
Like all the all the arrows all the fingers were pointing to you
Not being able to do what you do, but I mean even in what I when I see the Canadians fighting in hockey
It's like watching rapid dogs. What sons of bitches go after you?
You know what's those little what's those little not a beaver not it's like a
Those things that fight the lions, but they're two feet tall. What's those things called?
They're like little honey badgers. Yeah
Like little honey badgers and I don't know that was a nice standing eight
I don't know what that is. I think that's nose. He's in a pit of trouble right now
It's gotta go. Oh, it does go down. He may not get up. He thought reports. He doesn't do well getting up
And he's getting more big right
But as you know at this stature you only get about 35 to 40 seconds of your best.
The next however many minutes of this video is going to be like when you have a dream where
you're fighting somebody and you're you know what I'm saying like you throw in punches
but you can't hit him.
And I think he's still coming forward with cuts of a burglar, Thugs.
You can't take freedom.
No!
No!
No!
The ropes are doing it.
Overtime.
That's hazard pay there.
The ropes, the ropes are the real MVP in this fight.
Thugs survives round one.
Now can Thugs wear them out?
Because that could have been, that could have been, uh, the ropes.
I mean, I mean, I mean, you know, you know what I'm saying, you know what I'm saying,
they brought the heavy hitters and I don't think that we reciprocated the heavy hitters
in this moment as a country.
I just don't think, I mean, don't get me wrong.
I could find a crackhead in West Virginia that would beat that Canadians ass up and
down the street.
I mean we got to run the numbers here that motherfuckers from New York, and he's not even Italian
You know we do not have our best in that rank
Y'all ever seen a fat crackhead
You didn't have you you never have let me tell you something there's a reason for that
They're deadly
We will I'm saying to myself right now
He was playing it on doing that round one folks
That was on that was like a pretty bad beating he took my yeah, but he saved his energy
He saved his energy the ropes helped them
Now you don't know how much more the ropes can take I know we're gonna get some sort of like complaint from the ropes
Yes, like a workplace. Okay. All right. What the fuck is going on?
complaint
The ropes did not sign up for the ropes guitar. Maybe saying no moss. I was a little chase of Yokozuna
I'm gonna she's a what from a pity flying out that motherfucker, you know
She's a hey candy. What pity
That's simple
that's simple
Get the crane
What we heard earlier about him not getting up that was not true. Yeah, because he made that look easy. Yeah, it was
You should get points for getting up that fast
It does is still swinging. This is a much better outfit
He ain't swinging. I mean look at the Canadians
God I hate losing to Canada. Look at the way look at the way he pushes off the back foot here
This guy he's he's just focusing on standing
This Canadian
There's just we got no chance in this it is what it is chocolate up
We might be back-to-back World War champs, but we ain't taking this
It's just so swinging. This is a much better round. Oh, good right though
Dogs though what cuts because he's getting
I think he's wearing the other guy down with breath
anymore. Where about thugs? Oh boy. Yeah, I can't go back. Yeah, I mean, I mean, guys,
What what do you what do you do? What what do you do? It's just uh
It's not a good look. No, we're not going back. Okay, put it away tuck it back in
Throw it down the leg put it in your sock throw it over your shoulder. We're not going back
Looks like Kate landscape
I saw this get a lot of shit yesterday. I'm gonna be honest. I thought it was a pretty cool trailer. I
Thought it was a pretty cool trailer
Like this isn't making any sense
No one liked the cube. The cube was a little goofy. The cube was a little, the cube was a little goofy. I will agree. Yes. The cube was a little like, what are we looking at right now? But like the fighting, the mechanics, the mechanics of the game were cool.
I
Genius
YouTube bands how did YouTube get banned we weren't even listening to music
Oh, it was for it was for the ass and titties mother fuckers
It's not my fault
We that'll happen
happen. How do I fix this?
Stream unavailable, stream suspended for policy violations. Motherfucker!
Let me see if I can, can I drop the stream? Okay, let me pull down the stream.
Give me a moment. Make sure it's off. Hold on. Hold on, let me cook.
Hold on let me cook
Fucking AI bullshit. Okay. Good news is we didn't get banned
We just got suspended give me a moment here
We gotta wait for it to fully come down for some reason it ain't coming down
One moment
Man y'all had to put ass and titties in the damn clips
Ships? Shit! Your sons of bitches!
Oh man, it might be cooked.
Worth it!
Great way to start the morning, huh? Great way.
What's wrong with the little
Lasson titties?
Okay, strings fully down. Good.
Now let me see if I can't put it back up.
Boom. See if this works.
Hold.
Is Gav here Gav check Gav you here
One second channel me see if I can't figure this out
He's checking okay
Yeah, I know the YouTube got banned. I know I know I know it is what it is
I'm trying to hold a goop it down. Don't worry. We figure it out
I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure what we can do is we might be able to put it back up
It might have just been like today's stream got suspended. Hopefully it's not our whole-ass YouTube. That would be ass
That's wrong
Yo trials are thinking of it a prime low-end and a bk thank y'all for the subs might think of it a five gifted kev
Momo is sprite. Thank you
It's the fact I gonna win
I
Work smarter not harder I respect it
Oh, guess what day it is guess what day it is
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fuck did kick get ads kick has ads now
gotta think of it a prime or and Dino thinking for the 16 months damn GG's they
really getting us everywhere huh procedure is being a good guy like he
does have a couple of baggies of and now hello yeah I'm at the spot what spot
where you want me to meet you so what you what you looking for what you're
trying to give me 20 you want a seven or three five three five what you're
I mean
Get you back. I can do the seven for 20
You better pull up to the spot. No
No way they get her to drive over
They said it gonna be to L Street
There ain't no way that's real.
Is that real?
I know the YouTube style your sea muscle cousin.
I don't know how to work the car.
Lego time yeah I'm gonna see if we can't fix the YouTube trust me I would love nothing
more to watch that Lego video right now. But I don't know if, uh, Gav are you in here?
Is YouTube just gone for the day? No, we're gonna watch it. Hey, hey listen, it's a doggy
dog world. They can come over here. You know what I'm saying? We're gonna watch it no matter
what I'm just seeing if it's a possibility.
Good news is Chad, we get to listen to music today.
Yeah, today's part two.
You bitch!
What, hold on for again?
No!
Thank you guys so much for all the subs, Broke you, Ammo, Twebe, Kirk, Grim, Rousey,
J means B, H, J, and brownie, thank you again.
All right, let's watch the video.
Where is it?
Link me part two.
Let's rock, let's roll.
Somebody link me part two.
It is time, it is time.
Mods, can somebody, can one?
Do you want a mods link me?
I never know what's a bad link and what's a good link
Can we get a recap sure so yesterday we watched part one of a series
I'm labeling it the Lego Wars. Okay?
basically
Long story short a gentleman brought his Legos his dad's Lego set that his dad's been collecting for years and years and years
He brought it to a place called brick and
brick and something basically it's a big-ass Lego store
after he
Put his Legos in that store and consignment which basically means they're gonna sell it and then they're gonna pay him and take a small percentage
The store was then bought out by someone else
The individual who bought the store out is now refusing to pay that individuals who's Lego set is on consignment the
$200,000 of worth that is Lego set was
You would think that that would be pretty much it but it's one of the craziest fucking stories about Legos
that you might ever see in your entire life and
It really truly is absolutely insane
So lock in tap in episode two 41 minutes. Let's rock and roll
The whole thing started with me investigating a Lego company called bricks and many things
Thank you
saying that I'm their last hope to get them their life savings back.
The video I made exposing them was actually insane. Check it out if you haven't seen it
yet. But we ended up taking them to court and we actually won. When I went back to the
store to collect my money, they literally shut down the entire store just to avoid paying
us. So I personally gave them an official closing ceremony and it went extremely viral
And now the entire world has seen how corrupt this bricks and mini fakes company is
We didn't get the looser I get the legos back
Yeah, I made a promise to this family that hold on
So the lawsuit that he won was it the small lawsuit for ten thousand I say small but it's relative to the overall cost
This is part three is this part three
This is part two, okay.
Okay.
Oh, it's not going to stop on my journey until we get there, their entire Lego collection
back.
Right now, the two owners, Joshua Johnson and Brandon Best, probably think that they're
safe by closing down the store, but the reality is I can literally just sue them all over again,
but personally this time.
So I started to file my lawsuit right after I filed this court case.
They won 10 lawsuits for $10,000 each.
Yes, it got rejected.
And the reason was I failed to demonstrate a good faith effort to resolve the dispute
prior to filing.
Basically, before this court case gets approved, I have to at least attempt to settle with Josh outside of court first.
I tried calling Josh, but I'm blocked.
I'm sorry.
Oh man.
So my only option left is to travel to his house to have this conversation in person.
Basically, if Josh wants to save the day, I got him a trophy that says,
Joshua Johnson saved the day.
And we didn't show him, but he asked to get the Legos back first.
So we started driving to Josh's house to have this good faith conversation the court requires us to have
run Josh's neighborhood
When we showed up Josh was already outside talking on the phone to someone Josh is outside on the phone
Wait, do I interrupt his phone call or do we just like wait?
No, I thought it would be pretty rude to interrupt his phone call so we parked around the corner
We set up the harness to get off this car.
Like how does he have this proposition outside?
Right. He doesn't want to get his wife involved. He's hiding something.
Everything's good, honey.
I'm pretty sure Josh is on the phone with corporate bricks and minifigs.
And the reason I think that is we were actually just there right before this.
Okay, pulling up to bricks and minifigs headquarters.
The plan was to give them one more chance to do the right thing before suing them again.
While we were there, one of the corporate employees answered the door and told us he would get the CEO to come talk to us.
Since Josh only lives like 15 minutes away, he must have informed them that we're in the area because a few minutes later...
What do you think the conversations are between these guys right now like
What do you think that the conversations are going between?
Bricks and whatever the CEO and the people who own this place
Ads oh my god
Motherfucker
Where's Gav? Let me see if Gav's on the phone.
Tragic wallets boys
I'm waiting we're waiting we're waiting this is hell. I've been hell
Then I did I did I lie lie lie
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Come back, I'm sorry won't happen again
What are the police in his house?
Oh, there's another one, dude.
Two cop cars.
Three cop cars?
Oh, my God.
There's one in the three cop cars in his house.
We didn't even walk up to his house yet.
The cops are following us.
What the heck?
That's so crazy, dude.
Obey every traffic law.
Oh, shoot.
I didn't. I thought I stopped. Yeah, you definitely stopped.
Did you say you ran a stop sign? Yeah. Did you say you ran a stop sign?
I didn't see what happened. Yeah, I was like, I'm sorry.
We definitely stopped at the stop sign. Yeah.
I was so sure that we stopped at the stop sign that I actually requested all the police footage of this.
And as you can see, we didn't even do a rolling stop.
We've fully stopped at the stop sign. So this is an illegal traffic stop
Well, that's another court case. That's another court case right there against the PD
That's another court case right there one second. Yeah, do your thing fix the tube right now
If it doesn't work, we're going right back in it
One second. Gav's accessing the mainframe. One moment. Hold. If this works, it works.
If it doesn't, YouTube, you're just fucked for the day.
Hopefully it works.
All right.
See if it worked.
It, hold.
Hold.
Hold.
It's up!
YouTube is live.
YouTube is live, you may return back to your homes.
Everything is saved, everything is saved.
Go on home, go back in your corner, YouTube.
Buddy, return back to the home.
Oh my gosh, whoops.
So who's back?
One moment, let me close this.
Quit, yes quit.
Anything else no, okay. We're good. Goodbye you twitch chat everyone kick chat say bye to the youtubers
We'll see you guys in the YouTube. All right. Okay. Are we all good? Is everybody good?
No more titties no more ass from this point forward
I declare if you throw some ass or you show your titties
You banned okay?
Jesus
Unless you could look and then we'll have a pass. All right, look at
Me then I gotta go take a piss y'all got me all round up. I'm watching okay
It's pretty obvious that the police know why we're here
So I just explained to them the entire situation
The only problem is it's a crazy story and the police officer did not believe me
$200,000.
$200,000.
Sounds great.
Yeah, when the officer went back to his car,
this is the message that he radioed in.
Hey, can you get the contact for Revoiqa's been?
Said he didn't have his ID,
but he's just straight-wiring to be about everything else,
so.
Since the cops don't believe my story,
they trespassed me from the property.
Everybody today is being trespassed from that property.
Okay.
Yeah, we were forced to go home
without having this good faith conversation
the court requires us to have.
Yeah, what do we do now, dude?
We didn't even get to talk to him, and we're trespassed.
So, dude.
The one thing I didn't understand
was how the heck did they know we were coming?
I was hiding in the backseat the entire time,
and the car's windows were extremely tinted.
These windows are so tinted, you can't see anything.
As I was outside inspecting our car tint,
the same police showed up to our house.
No, we didn't pull over again.
It was weird.
He wouldn't tell us why he was here.
Like I said, we've already talked to him.
Yeah, well thanks for being so cool about it.
Yeah.
They're like after us, dude.
Anyways, since Josh clearly doesn't want
to have this good faith conversation with me,
I took his trophy and destroyed it.
You know what?
You know what?
Come on, guys, let's throw it off that thing.
Josh's like in the previous video.
I tried to give Josh the benefit of the doubt.
Well, the cops are showing up to their house?
What the?
Dude, it makes me think that there's a tracker on that car.
The easy way, but again, Josh does not want to do the easy way.
The only option left is to go the hard way.
But before going the hard way, I actually remembered that there's another owner of the store named Brandon Best.
Brandon is the guy in the security camera footage that illegally kicks the first owner out of the store so he could steal all their Legos.
I tried calling him, but I am also blocked.
Ah, the only option left is to show up to his house.
Hello? Hey, how's it going?
Huh?
Hey, well, I was wondering if you began to pay us for the lawsuit we won?
It kind of seems like Brandon doesn't want to have this good-faith conversation to resolve
this problem outside of court.
I gave him plenty of time to speak.
I guess if you don't want to talk, I'll just talk.
So you guys, towards the taking of court, we went to court and we won.
We knew you closed down the store to avoid paying us, so we could just see you guys personally
and do the whole thing and we would obviously win again.
But then the police showed up and again for some reason they are really trying to protect
these criminals.
He didn't steal anything.
He inherited the store from somebody else.
No, he stole $200,000 because I've been spending the last three months in the case
and I won in court.
He inherited the store.
He'd been blamed for everything that the previous owner did.
Well, that's a lie.
Hold on.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
He's still trying to clean up the mess from the previous...
The fuck you know?
What the fuck you know, woman?
You know nothing!
Hold on, let me tell you what's going on.
I've learned in the last 15 minutes.
What the fuck?
What are you yapping about?
The hell is going on?
I don't understand, but this is like,
bro, it's hurting my head.
What, who is this police department, by the way?
What police department is this?
I guarantee you that this police department has a history.
There is in no way, shape, or form
that this police department doesn't have a history
of negligence and other bullshit 100%.
This gotta be the LSPD.
It gotta be.
And now he's catching blame for it.
And he's just frank enough
to mess with the previous owner.
Him saying that it's the previous owner,
that's a lie.
Like we already proved this in court.
Okay.
If you come back and set foot on this property,
you're gonna go to jail.
The police gave me a formal trespass notice,
which I took a picture of it.
Like it's not, they're not even doing it.
Like they're not splitting up the witnesses.
They're not splitting up hearing both sides.
They're just yapping.
...to the court as proof I tried to have this good faith conversation,
but Brandon didn't want to have it with me.
And it turns out this is good enough.
My court case with Brandon Bess...
Fuck yeah.
...accepted.
Hahahaha!
I'm trying to pay off your loan.
Stop f***ing calling me.
You sound like a psycho. I swear to God.
I'm calling...
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
...my court case with Josh is still gonna be rejected
until I find a way to have this good faith conversation with him.
So I decided to see if I could find Josh online to see if I could look up any more information about him
Yeah, you know, they look the same. No, Joshua Johnson. Yeah, Joshua Johnson
After some more research we found out that both Josh and Brandon are super hardcore Mormon
Which was actually extremely surprising to me because if
Who here shocked you know what better if you're not shocked put a one in the jet
Yeah, Josh and Brandon are truly I've seen listen. I know plenty about Mormons. I watched
The Real Housewives, wait, what is it?
The Mormon, hey baby!
Hey baby!
Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
I've watched every episode.
Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, right?
That's what it's called, that's what we're watching.
Thank you.
Close the door and get the hell out of here.
I don't know I know plenty also my wife just walked in my office and said it
smells like fried chicken I don't know how to feel about that nor have I eaten
fried chicken lately I don't really understand what just happened Mormons
that they believe that stealing is wrong, and if they steal, they're gonna go to hell.
I guess in Mormonism they call it the outer darkness, but still, Brandon and Josh probably
actually believe that this is gonna be eternity for them. I mean, Josh even swore to me on his
Mormon god, the last video, that he would give us the Legos back. I promise you, I swear to God,
I promise you I like everything. But maybe I can use this to my advantage. My problem right now
seems to be that josh is never gonna listen to anything i ever tell him
but if someone from his church heard this audio maybe he would listen to them
so after finding exactly what church these guys go to
okay hold on now i ain't Mormon but i am pretty religious
that's fucking crazy that's crazy I'm a go to your church and I would talk to
them that's that's crazy we went to it I mean it's yeah I don't know man thought
that the best thing to do was to have a talk with Josh dude I can just imagine
my pastor sit down come here come here son sit down so let's talk about these
Legos
I guess me and Tyler are staying back because we're already trespassed so yeah
we ended up just driving home but on our way back this happened wait this is
is getting crazy.
How's it going?
I'm Oscar Alton, the very fourth police person.
How are you doing?
Good.
How are you?
Good.
Wow.
What's your name?
Uh, are you Ben?
Yeah.
I'm here.
At this point, we realized what's going on.
This is intimidation.
Our plan is to now sue them personally.
We could just sue you guys personally and do the whole thing again.
We would obviously win again.
It seems like they're getting so desperate that they're going to resort back to the
back to the same strategy they used in the last video.
You're really funny and after you left, I got a call from my boss,
and we were like, how did it hurt?
Damn, yo, what happened to this poor girl? Did they fire her?
I mean, I guess they did. They shut down the store.
Damn.
Yeah, Josh and Brandon think that if they can somehow get us arrested
and thrown in jail, then we won't be able to sue them.
Jesus, bro.
They told the police we did this time, but they caught us too late.
The Mormon kid was already on his way to Josh's house to save him from his outer darkness and bring him back to God.
What's going on, sir?
He's gonna sit one down here for me first.
What brings you here?
Uh, I'm just here trying to talk to Brother Yeltsin.
Okay.
I'm in the other side of the world.
There's been an audio, I'm gonna be on it.
I'm gonna be on it.
Okay.
What's the audio that you wanted to play?
Here's the audio.
I'm on the screen.
You have no words.
He hit him with the I just want to speak with brother Johnson
W plays W plays set up a route hit it with a cut touchdown beautiful. No chefs kiss
I was just gonna ask him like is he willing to give up everything like he said cuz he
We're on everything's wrong God this might be a crazy ass
Anyways back to us the police apparently got a call that we don't know what that went on us
Wait, that's not how that works
Hey, did you know you might get a big cash payout if you were in a car accident up to
one year ago?
Even if you weren't driving, just cl-
After two hours of searching the car, obviously they found no drugs.
I explained to the police that we didn't have drugs, and the reality of the situation.
Two hours?
Stop stopping.
Guys, I'm going to make a general statement for everybody who's yapping.
Shut the fuck up, okay?
If you guys don't want me to stop, there's an easy thing you can do.
You can go to your own YouTube, you can open up the fucking video, and then you can watch
it.
I like to watch Conversation Continue.
If you don't like that, take my Johnson, fit your lips around it, and start sucking.
I don't care, okay?
I don't give a damn.
Shut the fuck up.
Now I forgot what I was going to say.
Damn it!
is that bricks and minifigs is so desperate at this point that they're willing to do anything
to get us arrested so they don't have to pay for the property they stole.
And the police was arguing back with just some of the worst comebacks I've ever heard,
which is why I think the police actually redacted this audio on this clip because if they kept
the audio in, then the world would get to see how stupid the American Fork Police Department
is.
But anyways, even though we were passing every single drug test they gave us, they were still
not going to let us go until we told them where the drugs were.
your eyes, for example, right? There's a constriction which is dilated and then you
know. So I'm good looking at this. Also, I love you. I love you? Yeah. You do see it? So it's crazy. I have no idea because I've never done any drugs in my life. I don't do drugs, I don't do alcohol. I've never done any of that in my life. I'm willing to do any drug tests. Like I'm very cooperative. I don't understand that when you stand in my hands.
I'm going to have a discussion with this officer.
And then the police department illegally redacted this conversation too.
My guess is that they acknowledged that it's very obvious we don't have drugs on us, but
that we're going to try and pressure us into giving some type of false confession anyways.
I'm not sure if you mind to me or not.
To be honest.
I'm willing to take any drug that's in my hand.
I'm walking right in, just so I can get you into the room.
Yeah.
in jail in Utah when you're in college.
It's not worth it, right?
Yeah, yeah.
We play different games.
Does that make sense?
Is this the United States of America?
Or are we in a fucking different country right now?
What is happening?
This is like this is this is fucking in same
This is crazy
you wanted to because I'm not hiding anything. I can promise you I have a promise.
We weren't giving the police a false confession like they wanted, so eventually I guess they just
got tired and let us go. We'll let you guys go now, but you're walking up in line. Just be mindful
of that. Does that make sense? At this point I've documented everything I've been through to the court
that I've tried to have this good faith conversation with Josh. He just doesn't want to have it with
me and because of everything I went through, my court case finally got approved.
In a catch to this email, our court papers to serve Josh.
The only problem is, Josh is not going to open this store for anyone.
He wouldn't even talk to another Mormon, instead he just called the police on him.
In order to get Josh to come outside, I'm really going to have to get creative.
So I made this poster that says, I stole a dying man's life savings and printed it out.
Now I'm placing this poster out of public space, right across the street from Josh's house.
It turns out this tiny patch of land is actually free for any person in the public to use.
And since we have the freedom of speech, I am breaking no laws by doing this.
So when Josh walks outside to take down this sign, I have a process server to serve him
his court papers.
But almost immediately, my sign got blocked.
Oh no, he's blocking our sign!
What are you guys doing here?
So we are in a court case with them and we have to serve them legal papers.
So I explained to the cops the entire situation.
I'm not going on this property.
Right, right, right.
That's fine.
The police realized that we're not breaking any laws and we've been called here for a
false reason.
So they decided to leave.
Awesome, thank you.
This one's so much better than yesterday.
And now it's time to serve Josh these court papers.
And then we got the police calling us again.
Hello.
This man stole basically his family's life savings, so we're just here to serve on his
court papers.
Again, I explained to this police officer the entire situation.
I wish we could just send him an email or a phone call, you know, but the report requires
us to come in person for some reason, so.
Again, the cops realized that we were doing nothing illegal and decided to leave.
Now it's time to serve Josh's court papers.
But we got the police caught on us again.
Hello.
Yeah.
Yes.
That's uh, required by the court.
Again, the police agree that we are not breaking the law.
They've been caught out here for a false reason.
This guy told me that he could even just serve
the papers for me.
Yeah, for sure.
Just give me one minute, we're good, thank you.
Sadly, we can't see the police officer serve Josh because the police department redacted all of it.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, wait a minute.
Hold the fucking phone, wait, wait.
what? I didn't even know that cops have the like cops are allowed to serve legal documents
on your behalf. I didn't know that. Maybe I'm wrong. But then to redact the footage of them
Serving the papers for you.
I'm so confused.
What? The only thing that really matters is that Josh is getting served.
It takes 90 seconds for this NASA-
I'm actually pissed.
SHUT UP!
No more free ads!
I will not do any more ads for free!
I want the papers.
Who's that back for ya?
Yeah, the police told me that they can't start the papers for me because I'm lying to them, and these aren't even real court papers.
I refuse to get YouTube premium. I refuse. I know some of you guys will just burn your money in a fucking pit of fire, okay?
I refuse. I will not. I will not do it. I refuse. I will save my money, and I will not buy.
I will wait 15 seconds and click skip
instead of spending $50 a month on YouTube premium. Refuse.
I'm sure what this is, I've never seen something like that, um, to be honest.
These are court papers.
Okay, it doesn't have a judge's name or anything like that on it.
Uh, because it hasn't gotten to the judge yet.
So this is serving him and then we'll go to the court and then the judge will do this.
So the judge doesn't get involved until we're in court.
That's what you're saying, that he doesn't know.
Because he wants us arrested, so we don't have to report.
He doesn't look good, and we've been doing this for hours.
Yeah, I think it looks exactly how we're supposed to do it legally.
This is the legal way to do it.
We have two or three years until it's over.
Yeah, well first, so they're in since because he's lying to you guys, he's making them in since.
We came to do a good faith conversation, which is required by the courts before you can get court case approved
So we did that you call the cops on us
He's he lied to you guys saying that we had heroin on us and we did a three-hour search of the car yesterday
We found no heroin in the car. He's he's gonna make up any lie. He can to get us arrested
We are doing things that we don't like the correct way the reason he's hiding in his house is because he's the criminal
It's something doesn't look good. It doesn't look good for him. Not for us
Go for legal process
She is an actual process server and what is your guys relationship? I just met her today
That's her yeah, she's
That's why she's here we have no relationship and that is
She is the exact person that you try I always thought that the police were supposed to remain unbiased
and if they weren't gonna take a side they definitely shouldn't take the side of the criminal
But I guess I was wrong
However, I'm not doing anything illegal. I'm literally just following the instructions of the court. So the police can't stop me
Now that the police are finally leaving it's time to game plan how to serve Josh
Then you guessed it we got the police caught on us again
Bro this isn't is it real this is not real bro. This isn't real man. These are actors it has to be
Well?
Do you think it's a false...
...case? What the heck?
Thank you for holding out to me, help you.
Trying to speak with someone to verify if a...
...case is...
Just verify if the case is real.
Yeah, looks like a real small case in our court.
Okay, thank you for your help.
Um, that's all.
Thank you.
I think this phone call was the breaking point for the police.
I was rubbing his chin.
The police couldn't handle the fact that I was right and they were wrong.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
arrested. I was confused on what I was being arrested for. I mean, the same police officers
that arrested me gave me permission to do exactly what I was doing. You can film from
the sidewalk where it was public, right?
But you can't go on that property if you do,
if you charge, okay?
Okay, yeah, for sure.
I got arrested for just doing what the police told me to do.
What's even more confusing is the police
are supposed to be the good guys.
Why are they arresting an innocent person
to protect an evil criminal?
Well, back when I was still waiting in the car
to serve Josh, I got a phone call.
And this call was from Brian, the collector's son,
who got all their stuff stolen.
He has a theory of what might be going on here.
Yeah, cops down there are definitely all in with the war in the community, and being the bricks of many fixes.
Part of that and worth millions, I would not doubt that they have donated NAPD songs to the Mormon Church,
of which all the cops are probably a part of.
Yeah, Brandon Best, Joshua Johnson, and Aiman, the CEO, are all super-Mormon.
Like, the CEO even went to THE Mormon University.
When I looked up all the police officers who were treating me unfairly, they were all Mormon, too.
And they take care of their own, and they're like a huge clan that takes care of each other.
And instead of trying to get rid of the few bad people who are making Mormonism look bad,
they're for some reason choosing to protect these criminals.
But eventually, I got released from jail.
I've gone out of jail now!
And this is when it really hit me that the justice system has decided to protect these criminals.
So now, there's really only one way I can think of to get this family the money back that got stolen from them.
Which is a go fund me.
N'von, the number one rated business product-
FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU!
NOBODY CARES!
Yeah, it is a pretty anti-climactic ending,
But at least I'm confident that I'm not going to get in trouble for this now that our GoFundMe is live
It's time to promote it to start getting donations and print it out to GoFundMe's picture
Hang it up so you can get a nice Instagram video to post the social media
But before the group can even hang the picture up the police came
We're starting to go fund me
What we're doing is we're gonna get a bunch of publicity to get on
basically all this money back to this family you know we're not going to do
the lawsuit anymore we're just gonna do this go fund me we've already got it
started again the police were thinking of any technicality they could think
now it's definitely a common friend but you're stalking code
after going through every law they could think of it turns out that hanging
this sign on a fence and then taking a picture of it for Instagram is not illegal. In fact,
what the group is doing is actually protected under the First Amendment, freedom of speech.
So one of the police officers let the group- Man, those old bastards back 900 years ago,
they knew what they were doing, didn't they? They knew what they were doing not 900 years ago,
but you all know what I'm saying. However, many years ago, 1776, they knew what they were doing.
They said there's gonna be a time later down the line
Where there's gonna be some Mormon cops
That's kidding, but they knew what they were doing didn't they hot damn
Hot damn. Did they know what they were doing? They were okay to keep doing this
But this other police officer wasn't able to accept this reality okay now that's another
law that's another law being broken that's another that's a violation that is a violation
that is theft you cannot do that you can get arrested for that destruction of property
If you go up to somebody who has a sign and you go and you rip or take that sign down that is theft
And then for the rest of this footage the police redacted all of the audio so I called the police station to find out why
State code
the Utah State Code and other than that I can't really delve into any more detail.
But the police made a mistake. They accidentally forgot to mute this police officer's audio
so when you sync the two clips together I can actually hear what they're saying here.
You see that? Look at that.
Is it an official call? Is it distorted in the conduct?
Why?
Is he upset about it?
I mean, I guess, but that's not...
Yeah, this police officer is right. Just because this might make Josh upset does not make this poster illegal.
So, I decided to let the police department know that some of the redactions they made aren't exactly what they're claiming they are.
I think you guys might have accidentally forgot to redact another clip that was at the same time.
And when I synced the two clips together, I was able to see what they were saying, like what the redaction was.
And he was talking about how what we're doing actually isn't illegal and how the police officer might be wrong.
And so, it wasn't about protecting a victim, it wasn't any personal information.
And so, I was wondering, it seems like there might be a lot of stuff like that that got
redacted, maybe to protect the police officers, not to protect the victims, if that makes
sense.
And so...
Yeah, we don't do that.
So, like I said, anything that's redacted in person or to Utah's main code.
I can tell because when I sync the two clips together, I'm actually able to see that that's
what...
No.
Can we see?
Is there proof?
Can you show us?
of that we don't do that sorry we don't do that sorry oh what is bro what is
going on the redaction was definitely didn't happen
I don't know it seems like the police department reacted this entire
conversation because right here the police are actually admitting to themselves that
none of this is illegal but they're still going to try to arrest us anyways.
It seems like the only reason they're getting rid of this audio
is to protect the police officers from getting fired. I don't know what the police officers
are saying in this next clip but I'm pretty sure they're scheming up a way to get the group arrested
because this is what happens next. Um Lieutenant, Lieutenant Adamson can correct me if I'm wrong.
I'll have to seize your phone, right?
Let me see.
Don't.
Do not do that.
Do you understand me?
Right now you're attempting to destroy evidence.
Wait, what just happened?
You can crack me if I'm wrong.
I'll have to seize your phone, right?
Let me see.
Don't.
You can't take his phone.
Wait, what?
You can't do that.
What is happening?
Do not do that. You understand me? Right now you're attempting to destroy evidence.
Okay, put your hands behind your back. I was just blocking my phone.
Okay, I'm going to switch over to the police officer's body cam POV so we can dissect what just happened.
First, the police officer asks if he can confiscate Sheldon's phone, so Sheldon says,
okay, and reaches in his pocket to give it to him.
But at this point, Sheldon sees that his phone is unlocked.
And at this moment, he decided that before giving it to the police officer, he was going
to lock his phone, which is totally legal.
There's no search warrant, so Sheldon is legally allowed to lock his phone.
But as the police officer saw Sheldon's thumb moving towards that lock button, he snatched
it out of his hands.
And now the police officer's claiming that because he tried to lock his phone, he's
destroying evidence.
I was giving it to you, I was giving it to you.
It's on my money, look, it's on my wall, I was turning it off.
Right now this phone is being seized as part of this investigation, and you're being arrested.
Okay?
Let's put him in the back of the car.
Brother Chad, we are quite literally watching in real time what I think will be a humongous
lawsuit against the Utah police.
I mean, the amount of violations, I think you know why this is getting so much traction
is because even if you're an idiot like me and you don't know shit about shit, you watch
this video and I feel like even just as an American, it puts like a knot in your stomach
that this is even happening to begin with.
Like it's insane.
They're doing whatever they want.
And it's just not right whatsoever.
Like whatsoever.
Like nothing that they are doing in this,
and it's on video.
It is all on video.
It's insane!
And again, the police decided to break the law, arrest Sheldon, all to protect an evil criminal.
I believe the fifth fuck you that's what I would say I believe the fifth fuck you
I did willingly handle my phone, but when I handed it to my phone, my wallet popped up,
so I said hold up, let me hit my power button, and you know I had it before as well, that's
all I had to do.
That's not obstruction of evidence, and then I let him have the phone, I wasn't trying
to delete anything, and in fact, it is actually impossible to delete something from my phone
from the lock screen by hitting the power button.
So in no context could I have been trying to erase something from the one button on
my phone.
Now I'm sure you have a phone as well, when you hit the power button that doesn't delete
Now that Sheldon is in jail, just for promoting our DoFundMe, we started doubting if we'll
ever even be able to get Brian his money back for his dad's Lego collection.
It's crazy that out of all the powerful organizations I've gone up against, the one company I'm
not able to beat is a Lego company I literally couldn't have imagined a worse ending for
this video.
I had no clue that it was about to get way worse
It's why you can't trust the cat. Let me tell you something. Okay? It's why you can't trust the cat
Look at what the cat doing the cats enjoying it. You know what I'm saying the cats like take them in
Take them in they left me outside. Fuck them
Take them in I'm gonna lay my fat ass right here on a pavement in sunbathe
Thank God give a shit about them take them all
I pulled my arm so far back and dislocated my shoulder.
He claims it's because I was attempting to make an escape or something.
Don't move like that. Do you understand me? Don't move like that.
Don't move quick. Everybody gets a chill.
But if we go back a little bit, you can see I was being completely still when he grabbed me.
And I actually made zero quick movements.
So this police officer is just straight up lying so he can give me a serious injury.
You're in your way.
Put it in the warrant or later.
The police department got an official warrant to search our house for stolen Legos.
I should have seen this coming.
Josh did threaten me in the last video that if I go out and actually try to sue him, he's
going to come out and say that I'm the one that stole the Legos.
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
You fucked you, man.
You stole them, bitch.
I stole the Legos?
Yeah, you're fucking thief.
Dang.
Look at that.
You can shut the fuck up.
That's your fucking choice.
That's your fucking choice!
I'm gonna fast-forward a little bit just to give you guys some context, but I actually got a copy of this warrant.
The reason they were searching our house was
It says there is now certain property or evidence described as any stolen merchandise specifically Lego merchandise
Evidence of illegal conduct on us that we stole the Legos
They're looking at we stole the Legos is why they stormed our house with no evidence
And this is after he's been proven to make up stories about us before and so now he's just pulling something out
But oh, they're the ones that stole the Legos and the first whatever reason to please take him seriously
Even though he's acting like a crazy person
Anyways, the cops probably felt pretty stupid when they searched our entire house and didn't find any stolen Legos again
The police illegally redacted this conversation to avoid them looking stupid, but I'm pretty sure that's what they were talking about
But instead of doing what any rational police officer would do and let us go, they're sticking to their story that fear the thieves.
Yes, now the entire group, we are all on our way to jail.
a person alone. Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
Except for me, I got taken to an interrogation room so they could find some reason to lock me up
for good. Last time I was able to get released on bail, but this time the requesting that I be
held in jail a month until my court date. But there's honestly nothing for me to hide, so I went
through the entire story with them to show the detectives that this whole thing is just a big
misunderstanding. If you think about an 83 year old man or just $400 million dollar company,
even if the $400 million dollar company is in the wrong, they're gonna win, you know.
I wish we could just send him an email like, show him the report this day. That would be so easy
for us, but this is how the law works. Like, that's not my fault. Like, I don't make the law. If I
I hit the law, sent an email, and they're like,
you know what your papers, you just have to figure out
syphilis.
I'm like, this is the syphilis method, you know?
Like, to do a syphilis, you have to sort of like,
we'll let you show them that.
You're like, that's what we're doing.
Like, you see how this is a circle?
I am very interested in Josh's side of the story
because I think he said,
might as well get heroin in the car or something,
and they did like a three hour search on our car.
Obviously no heroin.
So I don't know what just.
which is getting hit by ads into Trainwreck.
It is a
Trainwreck!
Wait for, we're gonna wait for ads.
Bro, I am,
I'm at a loss for words.
This gotta be,
of all my years you guys know I've watched so many cops clips and traffic stops and chases and
everything football players getting pulled over in Miami I mean we've watched it all this is probably
one of the craziest videos I've ever watched in terms of like cops doing stupid shit
I think what's insane is, is like through the entire, the entire video, it just keeps getting worse, you know what I mean?
So it started bad, it kept getting bad, it kept getting even worse, and now it's...
And I know that we got a bunch of retards in here, like, ah, Dave found the police, cops are all bad!
Shut the fuck up. Please. Let the adults talk. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Okay.
You do not take one batch of officers and make every single person who has ever served
a bad one. My uncle, my, my, I have so many people in my family who have served both in
just being an officer and in state police in Kentucky. They're not all bad. There's
bad apples 100% that 100% no one's disagreeing with that but that is
everywhere from politics to religion to officers everywhere there is bad people
in positions of power in every way shape and form across everything that has
ever been and ever will be that is how it works it doesn't mean that because one
person or one group of people are bad everybody is bad please shut the fuck
up please please these people put their lives on the line for you and me and it
sucks that there's tards like these guys who make them look bad truly it's a
fucking tragedy hopefully they get sued out of their ass and have to pay
millions of dollars L tank band king of crash for me if you guys don't mind
months. There is no L tank. There is no take here. If you don't agree with that,
fuck you. I don't care what you think or what you believe. If you think one person
or one group of people dictate if the entirety of everything is good or bad,
you're a retard and I don't care what your opinion is. I'm sorry. I don't care.
You're a fucking moron.
Let's watch the video.
Right after I mentioned this GoFundMe, the investigator wanted to leave the room.
Something about me mentioning this GoFundMe really caught his attention.
Well, I just like to know more about this, like, go find me, like you said, I have no
idea what's going on.
Yeah, we were just trying to get, um, so basically when it happened, it was damn
me, I arrested, which we were pretty long away, he got arrested, but I'm like, all
right, I'll take over now.
Like, I don't want you to get in any more trouble.
And he's like, yeah, I can't get in any more trouble.
Like, if you take over, like that, you know, that was my decision.
Now, I have a question.
Why haven't they asked for a lawyer yet?
Is it because they don't trust the lawyers in this area or is it because of why haven't?
Yeah, so I mean, I don't know what other questions do you, like, I guess have is it's not really
I guess much else to say in the situation to be honest.
I mean, it's the whole thing that just happened.
I mean, I'm honestly kind of shocked to be arrested at this point for that.
Um, yeah, this is definitely a very strange thing to be getting interrogated about, especially
considering from my angle and the evidence I've seen, the overwhelming evidence that
they just blatantly stole from this guy.
It's like us trying to then do a go fund me to get him his money back and I'm the one,
you know, getting put in a cough system.
It's crazy.
My guest detective didn't get what he was looking for, so he decided to interview the
rest of the group.
That's probably a great project to me. I was like, okay, like, a skirt and a cast.
How are you doing?
And for some reason, he was trying to get all of them to admit that the GoFundMe was my idea.
Oh!
Obviously, Ben was behind the GoFundMe idea as well, right?
I don't know how his idea of that was, because I couldn't just start...
But he was supportive about it. This is his channel, right?
He said, oh yeah, let's do this for the channel.
If you understand?
Dammit! The book of Mormon! Fuck you!
Would you like?
No, I would not! I would not! I would not! No! Fuck you!
What kind of your idea is to do this video?
Yo, that was kind of crazy, no? Why did we just get a hold on a minute? What is happening?
But I wasn't afraid to admit that I actually made the GoFundMe for Brian because a GoFundMe
is a safe legal way to raise money for a family if they got all their stuff stolen.
I should be risking nothing by admitting this.
Basically, the police told me, do not take this man to court, or else you'll get arrested.
And so I was like, just thinking, and we're like, let's do a GoFundMe, you know?
And that was their solution.
But I was wrong.
We're going to book you back into the jail, okay, the creation of the GoFundMe, right?
We're blasting this person all over saying, hey, he's...
So creating a GoFundMe is illegal?
Perhaps the detective held creating a GoFundMe was probable cause to send me to jail.
This is his response.
A lot of this stuff you may have to just get an attorney and just...
and try to end the criminals at a court, right?
That's it. That's what they're trying to do.
It's not about it being illegal or not.
It is about we are going to make you go to court
We're going to make you sit in jail and by making you sit in jail
It will deter you from continuing what you're doing because that is all we can do and might not be correct
It might not be lawful, but that is what we're gonna do
Yeah, go ahead and stand up. I got an officer right here. That's gonna pay us cops for you
We'll also be able to hear Josh inside of the story because I think he's
the police have illegally redacted every single claim Josh has made about me and when I finally
go to court I'm going to be completely blind to what I'm even being charged for.
The worst part is that the police officers took away my bail so now I have to wait a
a month in jail.
However, I ended up getting extremely lucky.
When a judge ended up reviewing this arrest,
they thought the whole thing was so stupid
and ended up releasing me on bail.
So now, at least I'm a free man until my court case.
I'm no man, baby, I'm no man!
The illegal act that I committed was mentioning that Josh stole the Legos and Argo fund me.
So if you say who the thief is, then there's a legal for us to do that.
Now, I just have to wait for court.
And honestly, I'm not excited.
My entire life I was tied if you steal from people you get in trouble and if you help people you get rewarded.
But I guess I was just taught a lie.
By me trying to help and do the right thing, all I did was just screw everything up and get all of my friends in trouble.
I couldn't fix anything and now with all the charges I got in this video, I'm looking at at least five years in jail.
but I finally accept my fate. I failed. Now it's time to go home.
But before I made it home, one of my roommates called me saying that a police officer just showed up to our house.
So, he brings the doorbell, and, um, there's like, is this a Snyder here?
I was like, why?
I was like, can I deliver a message for you?
He was like, how could you deliver a message?
He said it just like that.
He was like, just tell him he has a, he has a warrant for his arrest.
Like, he thought he was an action movie type walk-off and that was his, like, end screen
line.
If I had to guess I'd say that bricks and mini figs has seen that I am a free man
And they can't have me actively working on my lawsuit against them and considering how many lives bricks and mini figs has made about me in this video
I stole the legums
I can only imagine of what I'm being accused of doing now
So immediately I called the Utah Police Department to see what my warrant was for.
I'm going to show you my house today saying there was a warrant out for my arrest.
If they say the warrant is a no bail, those are the ones that are more serious.
The only thing the police department can tell me is that I do have a warrant, but this time
the judge approved it, that I will have no bail and I'm now a physical threat to Josh,
the person the police are protecting.
So basically, at any moment now, I could be arrested without bail for some mystery crime.
There really is only one thing that I can do now.
Well, I'm in Mexico now, and the American police have no authority here.
What's going on? What the heck is happening?
Do you get lose on that?
But at this moment, I realized what I had to do.
First in many fakes, things they can just bully anyone who tries to stop them from committing
their crimes.
And what's the only way to-
What in the hell is happening?
Stop a bully to stand up to them.
If me posting this picture online once, got the city this upset, were they into a recipe?
Just think about how upset they'd be if thousands of people started wearing it.
Which is why the picture that got me arrested, I'm putting that picture on a shirt.
And you can buy this merch at WCLfromOldPeople.com.
So go right now, it's gonna be sick.
And yeah, all the law enforcement that's protecting bricks and minifigs is gonna be this.
But there's nothing they can do because I'm in Mexico.
Anyways, part three is now live on my Patreon.
Also on Patreon, you'll find tons of behind the scenes content, plus the movie I made
that all the streaming services rejected once they saw how gnarly it was.
And all of the money I make goes directly towards trying to fight bricks and minifigs
so they stop doing bad things to people.
Also, make sure to donate to the GoFundMe we set up for Brian.
I'm not really sure if Maude did promote this, I mean I got arrested just for creating this
thing, but I'm gonna do it anyways.
Everyone donate to this GoFundMe.
I'm in Mexico now, but please can't do anything to me here.
I'm so sorry.
I was right there, ah, ah, ah, ah.
That's it?
That's it?
That's it?
I wanna watch part three.
I want to watch part three, but they don't have...
I don't have a body!
I don't have a body!
Wait! My response to the police!
Two days ago!
Hold. We have something.
Police Department has responded to the video I made about them.
I am the Chief of Police for the American Fork Police Department.
I'd like to address the members of our American Fork Conceder Hills community
regarding some videos currently circulating on social media.
So now I will offer a response to their response.
There's a lot of new information in this response staff
and one you get for a long time.
So we'll go over that first.
One of the main questions in my video was why did I-
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
I need to listen.
I need to listen to it.
I need to listen to it.
I need to, oh my gosh.
Wait.
Yeah.
Penguin's made a video on it.
Can I get the actual?
Can I get the actual link?
No, no, no, I hear you.
I wanna watch their thing first.
Just watch this one, he cuts back and forth.
Oh, okay.
Swatted first, stealing the Lego swing.
This wasn't a mystery to the police officers, and they knew that I didn't steal the Legos,
but Josh stole the Legos.
He basically stole a $200,000 collection of Star Wars Legos.
But still, why did they raid my house for stealing the Legos when there's an overwhelming
amount of evidence that Josh stole the Legos?
I requested the body cam footage of this to try to find the answers myself.
They redacted everything, and they claimed it was to protect the victims.
However, one of my friends set up a GoPro as we were getting swatted, and we caught the entire conversation on camera.
For three months, the police department's answer has been this redaction is important because it protects Josh, the victim of this case.
However, we can clearly see that the police are looking for Legos, and they saw no Legos, and they redacted this because they were
embarrassed that they made such a stupid decision to swat the wrong person.
Chat chat. I can't buy the patreon. I know some of you guys are so slow
You're shuffling your feet. Okay, so let me explain you something when something's on patreon. I
can't
Go and watch that and
Broadcasted to you for free. I can't do that. That's not how that works. It's how I get DMC aid
They have to pay him money, which honestly, I would pretty much fucking do to be honest. He deserves it, but I can't do that. I
Can't if we wanted to watch it. We can't so we have to wait for him to post this part 3
Pay for all of us. Yes. Let me pay for all
15,000 of you. Yeah, let me run the numbers 15 times
$30. Yeah, fuck you. No embarrassed of swatting my house for stealing the Legos that in all of the police reports
It is completely redacted. The police department wants this information hidden so bad that they're willing to break the law to hide this from everyone.
The only reason I know about it is because of the receipt I got the night I was released from jail and my friend's GoPro that was recording.
So even though I've been asking them for three months why I got swatted, they finally came up with an answer, which is the Airbnb host told them that I stole the Legos.
During contact with the Airbnb owner, the owner reported overhearing conversations
about possible stolen Legos. Specifically, officers wrote in the search warrant
affidavit, the homeowner also disclosed that he could hear multiple individuals
individuals inside the residence, speaking about possibly stolen Lego toys they had taken.
Based on that information, officers added a request within the search warrant affidavit
seeking authorization to also search for and seize possible stolen property, including
Lego merchandise.
Fourth District Judge Roger W. Griffin reviewed and approved the search warrant.
I always like giving people the benefit of the doubt, and I will take the plea-
THE CHUDGE IS IN ON IT!
This officer's word on this, but something fishy is going on here.
Allegedly-
Everything can just be cleared up if you unredact the audio and let everyone see the truth.
Also, after we got raided and the police officers found no Legos,
all of this footage has been redacted too.
And my guess is if the police unredact this footage, we will find out the answers once and for all.
While we were getting swatted, one of the police officers decided to injure me for absolutely
no reason. He claims it's because I was trying to make a fast movement.
Don't move like that. You understand me? Don't move like that.
When we replay the footage, you can clearly see I was not making any fast movements.
This is going to be a federal court case.
The police department has an answer to this.
During Snyder's detention, Lieutenant Adamson took hold of Snyder's right arm.
Lieutenant Adamson later reported that he felt Snyder tense his arm, at which point Adamson moved Snyder's right arm behind his back to place him into custody.
I made it clear, I did not in fact make any quick movements like the police officer claims I did, so the police officer was lying.
But not fully, because I did tense my arm.
However, he lunges at me extremely fast before he even touches me, so how could he even know
that I was tensing my arm before he even grabs me?
That doesn't make any sense.
There's only one solution.
This police officer has psychic powers, and he could tell that my arm was tensing up before
grabbing that.
However, this makes no sense, because if the police officer did truly have psychic powers,
he would have known that we were not the thieves, Josh and Brandon were the thieves.
So this can't be the case either.
I'm trying to have an open mind
with these different possibilities of what this could be,
but literally the only outcome left
is that this police officer injured me for no reason.
However, the police have another response to this
of why I must be lying.
In the X-ray image displayed by Mr. Snyder in that video,
a small L is visible in the upper right hand corner
of the X-ray.
So now we're medical professionals.
So not only are we the greatest police department the world has ever seen, but now we're medical
professionals.
The L indicates the image is that of the left shoulder.
The video shows Lieutenant Adamson handling Schneider's right arm during the arrest.
Oh, you got it!
It's the same footage I used to show what a dislocated shoulder is, an image that's
clearly not mine because I didn't go to the hospital, I went to jail.
how could I have taken this picture? But anyways, the stock image I used is of a left shoulder
when my shoulder that got injured was my right shoulder. When I was editing this, I like to
think highly of my audience that they would have known that this was a stock image and I wouldn't
have to- Devil's advocate, I'm on his side all the way through to this point. I thought that was
his shoulder, just to be honest. I am your audience and I understand and I am not the smartest of
of individuals. I get that. I was an algebra for three years in high school, so I understand
this. But, I thought that was his fucking shoulder. Twitch guy hit by ads, we shall
wait.
Who are they? Who are they? You guys just shoved into the stream and then you won't get hit
by ads. Who are they? You just shoved into the stream and you won't get hit by ads.
the fucking bitches has the shoe on the other toe foot hand damn it flip the
script
we gotta wait for that they can't hear me right now once they get back from ads
I'm gonna let him have it watch this watch this bro I this if I am if I'm a
civil rights attorney, I am salivating at the opportunity to cash out right now.
Like, I don't know enough, but I have a good understanding, right? Like, I could never go
in there and defend myself in the court of law, of course not. Now, bust in, just kidding, but
But, like, I feel, look, where's Jimmy Coolep?
That guy knows more about anybody than everything.
Get him in here, he'll tell ya.
That dude's an auditor, but he's also Canadian,
so it's like a half audit, half, kind of,
I don't really know, Canada's weird.
Hit play, they're still watching ads, be patient.
Let me get my socks off first before you slap my ass.
I
Has any lawyers made videos on this video and been like yeah these cops are idiots has that happened yet
It has
Yo, do you guys want to watch one of those videos after this dude? I am so invested I have now the rabbit hole was there
It's 3 a.m. I just smoked a J. I am taking a shovel and digging at the rabbit hole and
Jumping head first in it. I am sucked in I am sucked in
I am sucked in it's all I care about. This is bad
This is bad
Adds are over. Well, why don't you guys just pay for premium?
Why don't you just sub you won't have to watch the ads?
Yeah, it doesn't feel good doesn't it doesn't feel good does it?
Yes, sons of bitches
Remember guys we are live on kick and on YouTube
Okay
So if you guys don't want to so if you don't have to you can go to kick watch way less ads go to YouTube watch way less ads
Let's go
Spoon feed every tiny detail to my audience
But now I realize that there's another portion of my audience called the American Fork Police Department that maybe I do
have to spoon feed my and every single piece of information to so get up in I'm
gonna use this as consciousness and in every single episode going forward now
now that I know that the American Fork Police Department's watching I will be
forced to spoon feed every single detail as a professional slackliner
dislocating my shoulder is almost a monthly thing for me
The whole way to my arm is just on this bone.
Bone!
Three days before I got arrested, I had a really bad ski accident
where I had a really bad dislocation of my shoulder
and any movement at all would have dislocated it.
So I will say here, I don't think that the police officer was purposefully trying to injure me.
I think to a normal person this would have been fine,
but for me in particular this was not good, but it was still unjustified
and the police officer was just making up an excuse
know they're making up an excuse to defend it. Another thing I find shocking for those who don't
know that is very true. Once you dislocate something, especially if it's like dislocating
a couple of times that where that dislocation happens is very, very loose. So the more you
dislocate it, the easier and easier and easier and easier it will happen again. So even just a
restricted movement like pulling his arm back after multiple dislocations that can dislocate
your shoulder, your elbow, whatever that area that has been dislocated multiple times has happened at.
That is 100% true.
Is the chief of police even after reviewing the dash cam footage says that we ran a stop sign?
Richardson initiated a traffic stop on the vehicle for failing to stop before the stop
line at a stop sign and failing to stop completely at that stop sign.
The chief of police.
Show the video.
This video.
Show the video.
Said we ran a stop sign.
And now he's using that to say, this was a legal traffic stop, the police officers did
nothing wrong.
At this point, we thought the best thing to do was to take Josh to court so he can be
legally accountable for the crimes he committed.
However, to do that, we are first required to serve him court papers.
So we did what the law told us to do.
I got a process server and we went to his house to do this the legal way.
However, Josh did not want to do this the legal way, instead called the police on us.
Joshua Johnson contacted police and reported he was going to shoot someone, as a result
of the ongoing harassment.
What the fuck just happened?
Boss!
BOT!
Multiple officers immediately responded to the area.
Josh was so scared of going to court that he would rather shoot us than accept these court papers.
Josh's logic here is that if he can...
If you were... they were arrested because the other guy said he was going to shoot somebody?
murder the process server and if he can murder me, then he can get away with his crimes because
we know when to sue him in court. However, sadly for Josh, murder is illegal. And now
he just admitted his plans to the police officers. The American Fork police should at least be
arresting Josh for trying to use murder as a way to get out of court. But sadly, for some
reason they arrested me instead.
Am I being arrested?
Really?
Something about this seems off.
And all of the answers are in the body cam footage.
However, they redacted all the body cam footage.
So this is where I think if we all come together as a community, we can somehow convince the
American Fork Police Department to unredact this footage so we can find out why they arrested
me and not the guy who threatened to murder me.
However, the American Fork Police does not-
Can I tell you something?
I will never in my life go to Utah from this.
Hey, baby, if you ever wanted to go to Utah,
we ain't never going to Utah ever.
It happens.
How it happens.
I would only go there if it involves different lives.
No, hey, what the?
Are you even watching the stream?
like if for some reason they could go there and watch it?
Hell no, they're gonna take us all.
They're gonna put us in prison.
I wanna unredact the footage right now
and now I've made up a new excuse
of why I was the one justified being arrested.
Officer Sombat contacted.
The Marine Friends Circuit Court can organ
to verify the legitimacy of the paperwork.
The court confirmed that the case was indeed legitimate,
but that papers had already been served
and no hearing date had yet been scheduled.
The police department said the reason they arrested me
and not Josh this day is because they called to confirm
if this was a real court case and they said it was real.
However, the papers have already been served.
And now I'm doing this solely to get YouTube content.
And if that's true, I would like to see footage of it.
They released all the raw footage
And that part doesn't seem to be in the raw footage.
That's already been to court, or are you allowed to tell me
kind of where they're at with the case?
There is no hearing they've set, and there
hasn't been a hearing in the case yet.
All I see is the claim that was filed.
I don't think proof of service or anything.
Hearing would have been sent until a response is filed
by defendant.
So you just said that everything has been accounted for,
but you redacted all the footage that could have showed the proof of that.
Okay, so the defendant needs to be served with papers before the
occasion. And then you have this? I guess start.
Okay, okay, thank you for your help
Right here the police officer admits that it is March 10th on March 10th, 2026
However, you can see here that Josh doesn't get served until three days later March 13th
Gotcha bitch
How could Josh have already been served on March 10th if he didn't get served until March 13th?
Unless Josh is a time traveler. There's only one way to clear this all up
American Fork Police Department show me the time machine. I
Have to tell you're going to
Why am I getting warrior 30-day workout plan?
ads bring back the Wendy's ads please what the fuck is going on I have done
all the check marks which constitute stocking let's go through them
individual commits stocking if the individual intentionally or knowingly
engages in a course of conduct directed at a specific individual so yes I did do
an action that was targeted at a specific individual but that's what was
required by the court, if I want to take someone to court. If someone steals your stuff and
you go through the legal process to take them to court and is not considered stalking, I
have a right as American to sue him.
Is reckless as to whether that course of conduct would cause a reasonable person to fear for
the individual's own safety.
You look like a rat.
You look like a weasel that was deformed.
Your mustache looks like it wants to grow in, but you refuse it.
But you forgot to shave this morning as well.
Your hair looks like the backside of a chicken's ass.
And I hate you.
For the sake of another.
The second check mark is that if a reasonable person would be scared, the police are claiming
that since this action made Josh scared, this check mark is complete. However, they have
completely forgotten about the term reasonable. As we can see, Josh is not a reasonable person.
This is someone who multiple times has tried to silence someone by accusing them of being
on heroin.
Hey, here's the crazy thing, they told me that they took over that location because the owners were using the location to fund their heroin addiction.
What?
Yeah, and that's how they took it over and saying they had like a pigeon in there that was crapping all over the legos and it smelled bad, all this stuff.
This is someone who threatened to murder me just for trying to serve on papers. This is not a reasonable person.
person, it is not reasonable to threaten to murder someone just for serving papers.
A reasonable person would accept the papers so that second check box does not meet the
requirements.
I even tried explaining this to one of the police officers early on.
What the law says is if the average person would feel unsafe by our behaviors.
So I think he's feeling unreasonably unsafe.
A reasonable person would not feel unsafe in a situation.
I can say the same thing.
I feel unsafe trying to conduct business with him and he calls the police on me to hide.
I feel unsafe because of that because we had a three-hour search. He said we had heroin
or yesterday we had three hours search on our car that makes me feel unsafe. I think that's
reasonable for me to feel unsafe. It's not reasonable for him to feel unsafe. So Josh is
actually the one who said he was going to murder me if I take him to court but now I'm the one
that's being looked into for threatening to murder Josh. Mr. Johnson writes that cancel
The power of the insider to harass, stalk, vandalize the store, threaten to murder the manager of the store.
Now let's go to the heroin claim.
We got pulled over by the police, and they claimed that we had heroin on us.
The sauce for the drug is searching the person who killed him.
I think the substance is in the drug.
Most of this footage is redacted, so again.
Hey, what was that? You were caught?
We got pulled over by the police and they claimed that we had heroin on us.
Most of this footage is redacted, so again, there's a big mystery of what happened.
Can we all come together and convince the American Fork Police Department to unredact
this so we can find out the truth?
However, what the police is claiming now is that they did not get a call saying that we
had heroin on us.
Instead they could just tell from the second we pulled over their eyes were glossy during the interaction
Hold on hold up wait a minute something ain't right I
Ain't no cop a
Then in GTARP I ain't no cop
Nor do I know what they have gone through and training
But I'm pretty sure that eyes being glossy doesn't jump straight to heroin.
Oh, you blink twice? You high on crack? Oh, you coughed. You smoking meth?
What? What are we talking about?
Officer Frotten indicated he believed Shaw's eyes appeared glossy and expressed concern
regarding possible impairment.
If we look back on the raw footage, this is what the police officer said in his first
interview.
I've been a cop for 13 years. I've been a cop for 13 years. Fuck this entire department
and their chief they're going to get destroyed in civil rights lawsuit bro it's crazy bro
it's crushing this was like good with these guys being able to drive yeah i think so i
didn't see anything is i didn't see anything clear as day with tyler that i noticed uh
what's the goal right right now yeah i was gonna listen to scaram a little bit and let them go
No, the only really wasn't it that we have.
He just admit intimidation?
Charges? Are we just tired of them being annoying?
I'm trying to pay up!
YOU MOTHERFUCKER, I WAS WATCHING THAT, SHUT THE HELL UP, SHUT THE HELL UP, DAMMIT!
except for the police. Now, I want to acknowledge my friend Sheldon's arrest.
The group stated they were supporting a GoFundMe campaign for a dying man. One of the individuals
later identified as Sheldon Norcross. Officer Richardson then decided to seize Norcross's
phone, pending the approval of a search warrant, in order to preserve potential evidence and
prevent the deletion or alteration of any data.
for what? That is not how the law works. You cannot do that. That is, that is, you cannot
say I'm going to take this so if it gets accepted that I can go through it, I have it. That's
not how that works.
According to Officer Richardson's reports, when Norcross was informed that the phone
was going to be seized, Norcross immediately began manipulating the device.
The police officer claims that Sheldon was arrested because he opened his phone to start
deleting evidence.
However, we can clearly see in the footage Sheldon's thumb is heading towards that lock
button to lock his phone.
His phone was open when he-
I hate how they're so touchy as well.
Pulled it out and the phone was transitioning from on to off, not from off to on.
In this response, it almost seems like the police officers didn't even watch the video.
So American Fork Police Department, if I'm your teacher, here's your homework.
First off, learn the facts of what actually happened.
Second off, stop lying about the facts.
No one's believing it.
The third thing is unread-actually audio that makes the police look bad.
Some of the best lawyers in the United States are reaching out to me right now, so eventually
this is going to get released.
Again, it's just another story we have.
Rounder than dragging this out.
The more we drag this out, the more content we get.
So this only benefits me to drag this out.
It doesn't benefit you.
If you un-redact the illegally reductive parts now,
you'll win over audience support much faster.
It's kinda funny because a lot of you guys probably think
I'm churn a leg.
Make fun of this other cop by how he was talking.
Brother, you mind turning up the volume?
Holy it's actual ASMR.
Wow.
I cannot really hear him.
Why is he whispering?
No, I'm actually just like supers.
Yo, I kinda wanna watch,
I kinda wanna,
cause we've cut through a lot of this video.
I kinda wanna watch penguins.
You think he would mind if I react to him reacting?
Is that allowed?
You think he would,
you think he'd get mad at me?
I think right now I haven't been sleeping
cause I'm trying to get out.
I don't know how Charlie is
with people watching this shit.
That's caused me just to like,
stay up all night, every night and not sleep.
And now I'm saying I can have no voice.
But yeah, I guess it kind of, I don't know why that police officer was talking with such a low quiet voice, but that's why I am, at least I wasn't making fun of them.
It's literally, I'm just genuinely sick.
But if you want to see part three, subscribe to my Patreon at patreon.com slash reckless been part three will be up there very soon.
Part two, I'm only dealing with misimeters, but part three is when they start accusing me of felony.
So it gets insane, but yes, stay tuned.
I'm going to crank out videos in the meantime until part three is done.
But thanks for to wow, I am in such a rabbit hole.
Yeah, an even more unhinged craziness in this huge LEGO scandal with bricks and many figs
has just unfolded.
Utah police departments that was responsible for a lot of the
inexplicably hostile and
Ridiculous behavior that CEO of patreon. Wait. Oh, no, we already watched that we watched that earlier today where he was like
I'm not gonna take down y'all can shove it basically taking the side of the people who we were just watching
Yeah, we already saw that this morning. We already saw it this morning
We already saw it this morning
What what what do you guys think of me the lawyer was this welcome back to
clearly established I'm Texas civil rights attorney branding label in okay
which one do we want to watch first the Texas civil right attorney or this one
was only uploaded five hours ago okay let's watch let's watch let's watch five
hours ago this is fresh
This is so fresh. Welcome back to clearly established on Texas civil rights attorney
Brandon Grable. And if you're familiar with the case at all, you'll know that there are two
documents that pertain to the night that the officers, American Fork Police, rated Ben's Airbnb
where he was staying. They were written by different officers hours apart for two different reasons.
The first was the affidavit for a search warrant, not a arrest warrant,
search warrant that the judges presumed to have read and then signed off on to
authorize the cops to go into the house.
The other was written by a different officer to justify the charges and the
arrests have been and that was an affidavit of probable cause.
So I'm going to show you each because the document the judge saw is missing the one
fact that would have blown this whole warrant apart.
Let's go ahead and start with a body worn camera of the raid.
Is this guy the real deal? This guy the real deal?
He's won a lot of cases. I don't know. I think the clown music is like making fun of him.
I knew a dress is how to remember.
So I wrote it on the back of my hand.
Is I leave the next this coming December?
This is the one you want.
Wait, what is this?
Sorry, I'm just really trying to find the right one.
I guarantee you this guy's video is great.
But what is this?
If you might.
The civil rights lawyer, 1.89 million subs on this guy.
Part one this is a multi part one as well
That's the guy okay. All right. I guarantee this guy was really good as well, but we're gonna watch the big dog
Did you run a stop sign I mean it's up to
Play the dash cam footage in the video so
From my point of view it looks like we stopped for at least like two seconds
We made sure to follow every law
Hundreds or maybe thousands of you have reached out to me about covering the reckless bin
Lego videos basically
He's a youtuber who made a video about a stolen Lego collection that ended with a bunch of crazy police interactions in this
Did that say $227,000 has been raised? Did I see that right?
Malltown, in Utah, where the American Fork Police Department did some pretty wild things.
It's over $300,000 now.
This is the story of how I got swatted all because of Legos.
The whole thing started with me investigating a Lego company called Prix and Minifigs.
The company said two guys to steal the world's largest Star Wars Lego collection worth around $200,000
and for some reason the police are helping them get away with it.
Hold on, just making sure here, this guy is a lawyer.
He's okay with me watching this, we all think.
He's okay.
Because you gotta remember, this guy, he got all the cards.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, he wouldn't even have to pay nobody.
He'd just do it.
He fucked me himself.
You know what I'm saying?
All right, cool. Okay.
Filly reached out to me saying that I'm their last hope to get them their life savings back.
I'm just gonna scare him a little bit and let him go with all I really want to do.
We have charges, are we just tired of them being in the morning?
Ben, how's you doing?
It's good.
You like it?
Instead of helping to get justice for the rightful owners of the stolen Lego collection,
this police department instead helped protect the company accused of stealing
the collection. And by protect, I'm talking about illegal traffic stops, illegal searches,
illegal seizures, false arrests, malicious prosecutions and more. All against Ben and
his friends, apparently while shielding the Lego company from accountability or even criticism.
A lot of you were also telling Ben that he needed to reach out to me.
So he did.
I immediately was intrigued and I wanted to help him.
But before I could do that, I had to understand the facts.
Everything that happened, I needed ads ads.
It's a recap.
Yeah, it's a recap, but it's a recap by somebody who actually knows what they're
talking about, brother, believe it or not, this is going to be a shock to you.
I'm not very smart.
I know everyone gasped at the same time.
I know we are all shocked at what I just said.
So yes, I would very much enjoy watching a recap
from somebody who actually knows what he's talking about.
Cause then the same things that we were saying,
we're gonna know if it's true or not.
But he's gonna say it.
You know what I'm saying?
Wolf thinking for the five gifted,
Breezy thinking for the prime, unjust, scrappy,
Brad, thank you for the subs.
K, I'm thinking for the 45 months.
Now, here's the real question, chat.
How much money do you think?
Because this is gone, apps, I haven't seen,
you know, we see a lot of stuff go nuclear
in terms of publicity and like the online world,
but I haven't seen something like this.
Get as much traction in a long time.
And my question is, is how much money do you think they're going to get from this?
I mean, I think Chewie, thank you so much for the 25 gifted baby.
W's in the chat for Chewie and Wolf.
Thank you guys, man.
All the subs coming in.
You guys are awesome.
Thank you.
I mean, bro, it's not, and here's the thing.
People get, police departments get sued for hundreds if not millions of dollars, hundreds of thousands of millions of dollars for violating someone's rights once, twice.
This is, this is not, not only are they violating their rights, but then they're arresting them.
Then they're falsifying warrants.
Allegedly, of course, I don't know what I'm talking about.
about this is all due to the video that I watch and what I think, not what I know, don't
sue me.
But, dude, there's so many things I feel like they have done incorrectly.
Josh has to regret it by now?
Absolutely not.
I don't think so.
I mean, his YouTube channel is blowing up.
He's getting all the publicity he could ever want from something like this.
He has, he's won over all of the online, oh Josh not been, sorry, sorry, my bad, fuck
Josh, I bet he is regretting that shit, that bald bitch, allegedly, I bet he is.
I hate that, I ain't never met a Josh I liked, actually that's a lie, I've met a couple,
but I hate that one.
He said sue me then, what about now Josh?
How do you, how, how that pocket feeling, bitch?
To talk to Ben himself, I needed to interview him and get it straight from him and not just
his YouTube videos.
The way you know we have first-minute speech is I can say something you don't like and
I'm allowed to do that.
So the police officers arguing exactly against that statement.
Give me the background on how you first found out about this LEGO situation and how you
got interested in it.
At the end of my last video, I was looking for other videos to do, so I just put a little
call to action, like 10 seconds long, hey, if you have a problem, the police can't solve,
email me at this email, and then I just like set up a little email, just got literally
probably 10,000 emails the next like two days.
And I was actually in line for Burning Man.
It was I think a 22 hour line
to start raining at Burning Man.
So me and like my three friends just all like went through
and were like just starring everyone
that could like maybe be a cool video idea.
And we were looking for a video
that was more family friendly
because a lot of my videos get taken down
or shadow banned and like age restricted
because we're talking about like,
we're trying to take down people like torture people
or that like abuse people, you know,
like really kind of not YouTube friendly stuff.
So then we see this insane story.
Don't worry, my stream got taken down
because some shoddy started throwing ass
in the middle of it this morning.
I know what you're talking about.
A titty almost flopped out halfway through the dance
and YouTube took my shit down.
So I get it, I do get it.
And it's about Legos and we're like,
Oh, that's family friendly.
This is crazy.
It seemed like there was such an easy solution,
just to see if they liked it or not.
I mean, I do too, like the string.
And it's like very easy to understand.
This company stole the little guy's Legos,
but they're coming up with legal loopholes in order to like.
Have you ever seen a gamer stronger than you?
I don't care!
I don't care!
I don't care about your game.
I want to watch the video.
And in a lot of my videos,
I've always come up with like legal loopholes
to do good things.
And it seems like this company was using legal loopholes to do bad things.
So I was like, this is kind of like the perfect like battle, you know, like legal loopholes
for good versus legal loopholes for bad.
That'll make an interesting video.
And it's about something family friendly, Lego, something everyone can understand.
Like, seems like the perfect video, you know, so I just got on a call with them.
And that was like the first five minutes of the video was that zoom call.
Like, that was my first time talking to them.
All those vintage Star Wars sets you have on track.
I thought it was a low-cost video, but then it's like,
that is our collection.
Just told me the story and I was like,
this is insane, like let's do it.
And so I just drove up like the next week and-
New moist video?
I mean, you saw the rest in the video, I guess.
What was the underlying story
about how this Lego collection was stolen?
Basically in the email, he says,
my dad invested his, basically his life savings
in a good portion of his life
in the collecting, what's now known as the world's biggest
Star Wars Lego collection.
And he has terrible health.
So I kind of took over, I'm the son,
I took over his collection, I was responsible for selling it.
So we went to bricks and mini figs
because they're the most reputable Lego reseller
in the entire world.
So if all of the places that could resell the Legos,
bricks and mini figs has the best credibility.
So he's like, let's do it.
And he said at first it actually went pretty well.
They were doing a sale like a split.
So every time a Lego site gets sold,
he gets a percentage, or he gets a,
the store gets a percentage,
but then he gets a bigger percentage.
And in the contract, you can see that the Legos are still his.
So they're not the store's Legos, they're his Legos.
Okay, so hear me out, hear me out.
I bet this is a great video.
But right now it just kind of looks like Ben is
literally just recapping everything that's going on.
and we're not actually getting any like breakdown
from the lawyer's perspective.
Is there at any point, when does the recap end?
Go to the end, where at in the end?
Where at exactly in the end?
How many minutes do you guys think?
This police officer is just straight up lying so he can give me a serious injury and would
have dislocated.
You know, I don't think he was being like overly like.
And that's probably a good thing because Ben, more than just interview Ben about what happened,
I also needed to review the court documents for myself.
So Ben gave me the access and I started to go through them.
As I'm doing this, the situation, as you know, starts absolutely blowing up everywhere
on the internet.
And I start to just continuously get more and more emails and messages about this situation.
I've watched his GoFundMe go from just a few thousand to over 200 grand in just a matter
of-
We'll watch the moist after this.
And that's probably a good thing because Ben will need basically an army of lawyers
to get through this thing.
having the apparent support of the entire internet, he's currently facing serious criminal
charges in the local courts there in Utah County, Utah. He's currently facing one count
of stalking a Class A misdemeanor under Utah law and one count of targeted residential
picketing a Class B misdemeanor under Utah law. Those are both still.
Utah, whatever, defendant did engage in picketing.
What is that?
Picketing.
A form of protest for individuals gather outside of workplace business.
Oh, okay.
So it's just, wait, I'm confused.
Residential picketing, a class B misuse of Utah law.
are both still in the very early stages and he's currently out on about a $2,000 bond.
But that's not all. He's also facing a 333 page civil lawsuit filed by BAM franchising
and other plaintiffs. And it's quite detailed. It's full of allegations. What they are claiming
is their side of the story, replete with numerous screenshots from the reckless men videos,
as well as numerous civil causes of action, including a Utah RICO claim, defamation, injurious
falsehood, whatever that is, civil conspiracy, torturous interference, civil stalking, nuisance,
trespass, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and unjust enrichment.
Meanwhile, as you know from Ben's videos, the American Fork Police Department has been
busy redacting the audio for most of the body cam videos that they have released.
So there is a lot going on here, and as always, the most important thing is the criminal case.
Unlike a civil case, Ben's literal freedom is on the line.
Additionally, if they are able to secure any criminal convictions against him, that could
negatively impact, or even foreclose, Ben's ability to win a subsequent civil lawsuit
against the officers and agencies involved here and everything that had happened.
At this point, the criminal case is far from being resolved.
Then there's the civil case.
As was alleged to have been threatened numerous times throughout these incidents, it can take
a long time and a huge amount of money to defend against these sort of civil lawsuits.
I mean, just look at the 333 page complaint and attachments that these plaintiffs paid
attorneys to draft, file and serve on Ben.
He's going to need his own army of attorneys just to defend against it, and it could take
a long time, but hopefully he will have even better lawyers and hopefully they can get it
out of that local courthouse where it is now and get it removed to federal court. I've
already been talking with one particular lawyer that I have in mind to represent Ben who would
be perfect for the job. Hopefully that can be made to work, but for now it's important
for Ben to keep building his war chest and because you can. I saw someone say, why isn't
Because there's a huge difference between a civil lawyer and a criminal lawyer.
Like just because you can be an expert in one field, but it doesn't mean you're an expert in all law period.
So there's lawyers who are experts in insurance, there's lawyers who are experts in this and that,
just because you're marriage lawyers, like everything.
So that's why whenever you see, like when they say a team of lawyers,
typically that team of lawyers is assembled with people who are experts
in each field of the case, both civil, criminal, this, that, you know, it just
that that's why you have and the majority of these big cases that's why you
have multiple lawyers because they're all really good at one thing or
multiple things but they excel at one or two or three.
Collecting evidence. I've also been going through the body cam footage and
audio that we do have from the interactions with the American Fork Police Department,
and I'm going to address those in a part two video because there is just so much there that
happened. I'll also address the specifics from the civil lawsuit that was filed against Ben
that contains the other side's allegations. So you can follow along by subscribing.
Wow. All right. One, one more, one more, one more, one more. I want to watch the Penguins
video and then I don't think there's anything else.
Last one.
Even more unhinged craziness in this huge Lego scandal with bricks and minifigs has just
unfolded.
The Utah Police Department that was responsible for a lot of the inexplicably hostile and
Ridiculous behavior that we talked about yesterday with part two from Reckless Bin's investigation.
They have that police department has now sent forth its softest gesture to try and explain
their side of things and justify a lot of what's now been put into the public eye.
And this guy is so soft spoken it is very difficult to even hear him in the first place.
This guy must have just had his fucking tonsils removed. So I'm just giving you fair warning.
It's it's gonna be hard to hear it
But what you can hear is all the bullshit that he's dribbling out and it's so interesting because there have been
numerous opportunities now for bricks and minifigs and now the American Fork Police Department here to actually
Start debunking things if there is another side to this if everyone is being misled by bins videos and it's like
Manipulated footage and out of context to make them all look bad. It's all like this big dubious plot
But if that was the case, then why hasn't Bricks and Minifigs been able to issue a response
that is trustworthy?
Their last response had multiple lies in it that are provably incorrect, especially in
regards to the situation.
Wait, there's a brand new one he uploaded 11 minutes ago?
I'm not seeing that.
What are you talking about?
Oh my gosh.
Wait.
No, this is just...
He did upload one 12 minutes ago.
He uploaded one 12 minutes ago.
If you thought the last time, and there's now been…
Watch it.
I'm afraid like, I don't know, I kind of feel dirty, man.
I'm new to this whole, I mean we've reacted to like random stuff, but I feel dirty reacting
to moist video this early on it you know
this early
i guess candle was done surprising you with
charlie if you ever see this i'm sorry if you're upset of me and i will suck you
off in order to make amends quits and turns
you're off your gourd but i'll come on your street is really a little like it
streets bricks and mini figs is a name that sends shivers down the spine of even the devil there is no
diabolical tactic
Too dubious too unethical too filthy for them to employ
They love to play around in the pig pin, and they are some fucking dirty hogs
They go lower than this note
I just learned, well it has just been made public I suppose, it's more accurate to say,
that bricks and minifigs has attempted to have reckless Ben's Patreon taken down, banishing
it to the shadow realm in an attempt to take away his main source of income.
I imagine the idea is, if Ben starts running out of money, he won't be able to keep putting
up a fight.
That seems to be the playbook that bricks and minifigs likes to pull from.
Dear creator community, my name is Jack Conti and I'm the CEO and co-founder of Patreon.
On May 29th, Patreon received an official takedown request filed by bricks and minifigs for
media and accounts related to reckless ban and an ongoing dispute regarding a local Lego
consignment issue.
This is the verified complaint with exhibits.
This is the request for immediate content removal, pursuant to temporary restraining
order.
And this is the motion for the temporary restraining order and preliminary injunction.
What a disgusting slimy, underhanded maneuver here.
This is some shit that not even Umbrella Corporation was doing.
They are fat.
So they have put in all good physical paperwork here to force Patreon to take down reckless
Ben's Patreon account. And this is the CEO coming forward to let the community know that this has
been submitted. This is real. This isn't someone impersonating bricks and minifigs. This is all
the vile, despicable, unholy work of an evil organization led by someone who legitimately has
a twirled mustache. The most comic book character villain looking motherfucker imaginable.
I'm talking about that goober. This is them now trying to starve out
Then they tried numerous times to have him thrown in jail over some barnacles and horseradish
That didn't work
So now they've come from the top turnbuckle here to try and instead just take away his income
I cannot fathom a world where bricks and mini figs as a business exist beyond this point
I just don't think it's possible not even in a fucking fairytale because who would possibly feel comfortable going into bed with them
From this point forward knowing what we know now even just fully setting aside what I believe to be
blatantly obvious bare naked
Corruption from the local Utah Police Department over there that bricks and mini figs top brass are utilizing like their own personal fucking military
Force their own little hound dogs even to setting that aside the immutable facts are
Brian brought his father's extremely valuable Lego collection he collected
over the course of his life to sell through bricks and mini figs here and
then everything went tits up he didn't receive any payment for it despite them
selling that collection and they still refused to give back the collection so
even just that right there should be a nail in the coffin of this business where
customers won't feel safe guess who's to say this was some isolated incident
this is the one everyone knows about now but it's very possible you take your
Legos to them to sell they don't give you what you are owed for it and then if
you try and request it back or try and put up a stink about like hey you've got
my Legos and I haven't been paid for it well they might just go try and ruin
your life and then even what is um what is bricks what is it called bricks and
mini what is their net worth oh my gosh bro the entire internet when you look
it up the entire internet 200 locations the entire internet when you look up
bricks and minifigs there is nothing about them and it's nothing but bin
stuff it like look it up go to your Google and look up bricks and minifigs
and look at what comes up.
It is quite literally nothing but the lawsuit.
Wow.
They're worth $400 million.
That won't be enough to satisfy the gluttonous greed
of this corporation.
They will then wipe their ass with your rights
and try and take away your income to silence you
from speaking about your experiences with them
and talking about the truth of the matter
behind a lot of things here based on all of the available evidence.
It is, there's a recent post on their website.
No results found.
The page you requested could not be found.
Try refining your search and use the navigation above to locate the post.
They shut down everything.
Oh, you think oh, that's what you think it is. It's because so many people are clicking
on it. It's like getting, getting taken off line or whatever. Yeah, probably it's probably
what it is. Unbelievable because they, I think have completely torpedoed their companies
There is no world where this business should be around after all of the dust settles on this case. It's fucking crazy
But anyway, like I said the most recent development is they're trying to take down reckless Ben's patreon to take away
His main source of income and they've submitted all this paperwork
They've given it to patreon to force their hand to take it down
But I have saved the best part for last so after an extensive review and investigation
Investigation by patreon's trust and safety things getting do not have in fact unfortunately determined that bricks and minifigs
Can stuff it?
And bricks and minifigs doesn't like that
They can sue us
Patron out it is
Exceptionally rare almost unheard of for a company of patreon size
they are a huge company to actually side with a creator against a massive corporation.
Brickson Minifigs is huge and they are using all of the elbow grease they can against one guy, Ben,
and they tried to bring the legal hammer of their...
I see a lot of rare Patreon W's. Does Patreon not have like a good history of something?
like why are people saying Patreon, rare Patreon W?
Because they normally fold.
Oh, did he just say it? I was like thinking about what I was going to say sorry my brain
doesn't work that. And they are using all of the elbow grease they can against one guy, Ben,
and they tried to bring the legal hammer of their girth here to force Patreon to take him down.
And Patreon said no. Now I haven't been the biggest fan of Patreon, I think all of you know that,
but this right here from the CEO I think is such an admirable move. Like yeah, it's kind of easy
PR at this moment because everyone rightfully is against bricks and minifigs, but it's extremely
difficult and extremely uncommon for a company to actually put their own ass on the line
to help a creator and protect a creator they believe is in the right.
Because there is a chance Patreon does get sued here.
They are going against the orders that have been submitted to them for them.
Because you fucking with the nerds man.
You know never to fuck with the nerds.
You don't fuck with somebody's Lego set.
Especially a dying man's Lego set and his son who's just trying to sell the Lego set that his poor father
Collected over years to be able to sell one day and to take care of his family. You don't fuck with that
You don't
You don't fuck with that. That's that that's that is like
You can you can do some stupid shit and get away with it a lot of stupid shit and get away with it
but you cannot do that.
That is like, you want to piss off everybody,
the left, the right, the religious, the non-religious,
the guy who's sitting on his couch drinking a beer,
to the guy who's never drank a beer in his life.
You want to piss off everybody?
Fuck with somebody's Legos.
That's how you do it.
There it is.
There it is.
That's it.
Fuck with the dying man's Lego sets. That is as bad as it gets. Nerds are mostly
peaceful people. I don't care about nothing. I want to play their video games,
collect their Legos, build some shit, and hang out. You know, mess with the wrong
thing. You done messed with the wrong thing. This takedown. So they could be on
the hook, which I find extremely admirable for them to be willing to fight
with Ben to protect him against this injustice or what appears to be injustice
based on every single piece of evidence that has been provided of which bricks
and minifigs plus the police department have provided none actually zero
evidence of their own nothing so I think this deserves a big round of applause
here from patreon to just say in the chat fuck you we're going to keep it up yes
you submitted all this paperwork, congratulations, it's going in the trash. And if you want to proceed
further, you can sue us. That's kind of them big dogging them because Patreon does dwarf
bricks and minifigs. So what's Patreon's, what's Patreon's net worth?
$1.3 billion or $1.5 billion with an evaluation from 2021 at $4 billion.
Shiza, they said, big dog, let me hear you bark.
You ain't nothing.
You got a mere $400 million at worth.
welcome to the big leagues bitch
you're gonna do nothing here
was to talk about they will drain
their uh... opponents of resources through long drawn out legal battles
because they have enough money to just burn on it
so then they'll end up costing the normal civilian more
then they would have ever said to game
well they can't really do that against patreon because patreon will
actually just slap them silly
they have
much more money
bricks and many figs. So they probably tug at their collar like, eek, we can't make that
threat against them. It won't work. That'll fall flat. So I really do think this was not only
very surprising for Patreon, but very impressive. I have to give it a round of applause. Big hats
off to them for sticking beside one of their creators in the face of a corporate bullying
Hell yeah, I just wanted to give you this a little update. That's really about it. Yeah
Shut up, fuck you
It's honestly probably a good petition, I don't know I didn't see it
probably a good position or
petition whatever it is Wow I
Wow guys, I have never in my life in
and my life been more,
what's the word I'm looking for here?
Invested in a situation ever.
Flabbergasted, I mean,
you all can come up with a lot of words
I don't understand, nor can I probably pronounce.
But this, this gotta be,
this gotta be one of the craziest things
ever say truly truly I don't even I don't even know bro this is insane this is
actually this is actually actually crazy this is this is this is this is crazy
Thank you so much for the five gift over on a tube man. I appreciate you, bro
Bro videos from the previous owners
I'm gonna be honest I'm kind of at the point
We're like I just bro. I just want to see oh
I want to see episode three so bad
Chad, I wanna see episode three so bad.
Tingle, thank you for the five gifted, I need it!
Bro, I wanna watch it, I wanna watch it,
I wanna watch it, I'm hooked.
I gotta, dude, I just wish I was a time traveler.
I can fast forward and see what happens.
Yeah, let me go subscribe to Ben.
That's a great idea.
What's his name again, Ben, what?
It's available again chat. I'm not going to pay
Reckless bin. I am not going to pay for it and then watch it on stream. That's not that's not right
It's not right. Do you want to go watch it? Hey, man? I that's awesome
Go go go spend the money go watch it. I don't want to watch it because I don't want to watch it without you guys
But if you want to go watch you don't wait, please do go subscribe to whatever the fuck you got to go subscribe to watch it
That's awesome. Good for you. Wonderful. It's a good cause, but
Wow, that is insane. That is insane
We already watched the video of him and responding to the cops
I think of the 20 this feels of this feels OJ Simpson Johnny Depp trials of insanity
I will make you guys a promise right now, and I don't care what the circumstances is if this lawsuit or this court case
is streamed, we will be watching it. I don't care when that day is or when that
happens, we will be watching it. No doubt. We have to. We have to. We have to. So
here's the real question. What comes out of this? Alright?
like obviously those two guys that the whole Mormon whatever the hell that's going on over there with the cops and bricks and minifigs CEO
like do they like is this like a they go out of business angle or like like what
And then I think think of it like this think of like you you like you like Legos, right?
You pay to be part of this whatever
You open up a location and you're sitting there now going oh my gosh, what the hell did I sign up for?
You know the franchisees
Watch the leaked email video.
There's a leaked email video?
On his channel, there's a leaked email.
Brother, it's the rabbit hole.
I keep thinking that the rabbit hole is over,
and somehow it continues.
What do you mean there's a leaked email?
What are we talking about?
I got bricks and mini figs leaked email 20 minutes long.
Brother, it's insane.
Like I'm looking at his videos, 200K, 300K, 300K.
This one had 3.3 million.
All his videos recent, 2.4, 3.1, 2 million, 3.6, 1.5.
Do we want to watch the email?
Last one, actual last one, actual last one, actual last.
No quick question, shut up.
Actual last.
Many fags sent out an email to all of their lower franchises, basically instructions on
how to deal with our documentary we made about them, and we got a hold of this email.
The email leaked online.
And now we're just going to read through this.
I haven't seen this at all, so...
Dear franchisees, as most of you are aware, our network is currently facing a coordinated
negative PR attack stemming from a former franchisee's consignment dispute in Salem,
Oregon.
but reckless Ben has released multiple videos amplifying this narrative which has unfortunately
led to harassment calls review bombing review bombing and stored disruptions across our network
so right away i like how they say it's coordinated they're saying like oh all the big streamers are
working together now and like all these people that are talking about it that's all a big conspiracy
against us once we go to a franchise lego store in Salem Kaiser Oregon it's called bricks and many
fakes them stealing multiple hundred two thousand dollars with the Legos from at
least Brian and video by Ratcliffe span and political corruption companies
stealing 200 guys don't worry we ain't part of that big shriever list okay
hey don't worry we're flying under the radar over here all righty we gotta keep
our heads down like a crocodile pick up steal a little bit of content take a
look go back down the reality of the situation though is that bricks and
minifigs did such a terrible thing that a lot of people want to talk about it
like yeah it's not like we're all coordinating to take down bricks and
minifigs it's just bricks and minifigs such an evil action that everyone on
the internet wants to weigh in oh wait one more thing I forgot to address where
we're at right now so we are definitely in America as you can see behind me we
in St. Louis, Kansas City. Basically, we found out that if you have a warrant for your arrest
and you flee the country, it's actually super illegal. We're 100% non-Mexico at all right
now. As you can see, and you can tell exactly where we are by the background, the arch in
the background. We want to give everyone a clear recap of exactly what corporate is doing
behind the scenes to protect you guys. What we can expect regarding a life cycle of this
situation and how we can work together as a team to move on from this defense to
offense. No longer are we just going to try to defend our actions, we're gonna
try and take reckless bend down. So now we have the leaked documents of how they
plan on taking me down. While we will not litigate this matter in the media, we are
taking aggressive action behind the scenes. Why not do it in the media? You
know, if they have nothing to hide and they actually are the innocent ones,
why not do it in the public? Because then if they make it public, the public will
see that they have nothing to hide or they're gonna do it behind the scenes
because they know that they're only suing us in order to silence us. Corporate
was not involved in this specific local consignment issue. Don't we have them on
video saying they're gonna be taking the consignment over? That person on the
phone is actually one of the people from the corporate offices that says we are
taking over the consignment now. This is a corporate issue. This is corporate
lying to their franchisees right now. Corporate was not involved in this
specific local consignment issue and we are holding firm on the facts. I kind of
feel bad for the franchise owners here because it's like we are showing so much
evidence of these things that are happening and then corporate saying hey
all this evidence you can't believe it because we have the facts we're not gonna
to show you the facts, but we have the facts.
And now as a franchise owner, you have to think,
okay, do I believe the side with all the evidence
and get fired?
Because if they take our side with the evidence
and they get fired, or do I just take the side
that claims they have the facts, but don't have the facts,
and then this way I don't get fired?
Yeah, so corporates kind of putting all their franchises
in a really bad situation right now,
and it kind of sucks because it's like,
I actually like bricks and many things.
I think there's a lot of innocent franchises out there that didn't do anything, but corporates
just screwed saying like, we don't care about our franchises, we're going to screw over
all our franchises.
It kind of sucks that corporates doing that and we're trying to help corporate do the
right thing right now.
So the innocent franchises don't get screwed, but corporates screwing everything up, the
innocent franchises are not able to do this.
Law enforcement and federal involvement, we are actively working and sharing records
with local police, Oregon state police.
We know you're sharing records with local police.
Nobody and I mean nobody is doubting that.
FBI and you SPIS.
So basically bricks and minifigs is getting the FBI involved legal action.
Our legal team is preparing direct claims and seeking a TRO a temporary restraining
order to halt the harassment and push this matter to full litigation against all parties.
Basically, I think what they're trying to say here is they're trying to get some type
of order where we can't post anything about them on social media and say, like, oh, if
we can somehow silence them, then we can get away with our crime is what they're basically
saying.
A gag order, a gag order, temporarily removing their freedom of speech because there's a
lawsuit going on and it could sway the public or potential, what's it called, potential
like people sitting on the stand and, and, and what was the guys up me sound smart jurors.
Yeah. Public opinion jurors. That sounds smart. Be honest. Okay. Don't be honest.
Like to me. See this because in my last video, they put random like copyright claims and
privacy complaints over the entire video.
Thank you, Chad, thank you.
Scenes where it's literally like me and you
hanging out with each other.
Thanks.
Did you want your face blur?
Thank you.
No.
I can speak from myself.
I didn't want my face blur in the video.
So Brickson MiniFigs is basically
doing a bunch of weird stuff to try and get my videos taken down.
And they said in their last response,
it wasn't a silence criticism, but that's
kind of what it seems like it is.
It's showing season to system and regarding unauthorized
website they created. So basically we made a website called www.westealfromoldpeople.com.
Basically Bricks and Minifigs is suing us because we're copying them I think. So they
got really upset at the fact that we decided to also steal from old people and Bricks and
Minifigs was like, hey, that's ours and only we can steal from old people. Bricks and Minifigs
wants to have a monopoly on stealing from old people and now that we entered the business
They are going to try and send us a season to season to take our website down. So that
way they're the only ones in the game of stealing from old people.
Do you have any old people that you want us to steal from?
Call this number.
I will personally answer all of your phone calls.
Thank you.
It says the TRO is a preliminary injunction
and is valid court order that will get the platforms
to remove the content.
Basically what they're saying is
everything these guys did in their YouTube video
was fair use.
It was constructive criticism
on how we can be a better company.
However, we don't like that they caught us
in our legal act.
So we're going to go to court
and find some crazy loophole
that maybe we can take advantage of the YouTube's AI algorithm that is, there's a lot of flaws
in the algorithm, so maybe we can take advantage of that and find a loophole to take down their
video so people don't get mad at us for what we did.
That's basically what this paragraph says.
So you wanna read the next paragraph?
Platform takedowns.
We have reached out to Google slash YouTube, Hpeon, GoDaddy, and Facebook to report the
specific pages, videos, privacy violations, and the coordinated revi-
Who the fuck uses GoDaddy?
I don't even, that's a website that you post stuff on?
I thought that was a tire company.
View.
I'm gonna take out my Patreon, what the heck?
That sucks.
Oh man.
Well, subscribe now while it's still up.
How do you want to say this?
Part two, so I'm working as hard as I can right now
on part three.
Once part three is up in like maybe a week,
part two will be live on YouTube
and then part three will be on Patreon.
So part two will be on YouTube very soon. Don't worry.
But as of now, if you want early access,
subscribe to Patreon while it's still up.
Policy review.
We are actively revealing internal policies
to prevent similar transition issues
from occurring in the future.
Oh, okay. I see.
I think I know what they're talking about right there.
So like internal policies,
I think they're talking about the consignment deals.
That reminds me of another update.
So since the last video,
I actually got a hold of the franchise agreement
that the previous owner, Crystal,
made with corporate and it says in her contract,
it says consignments are allowed.
Really?
Yeah.
Holy sh.
I mean that's their number one argument
and it just says in the contract,
like oh you can't do consignments.
So like what the heck?
Ads hold.
Everyone hold ads.
Bro.
All they had to do was give the money back.
Not even the money.
All they had to do was give the lejos back.
that work even theirs.
Like I'm just watching all of this,
all of the internet burning and all this,
that and the other that's coming from this.
All they had to do was take those Lego sets
and go, these harness, here you go.
And all of this is over.
You know what?
I think of one thing when I think of all this.
I think of that guy who's been trying to get his Lego stuff
back, who's finally got all of this and like the public eye,
and just how happy he is.
And that makes me happy.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, yeah, it's probably still stressful,
and it's probably still very much annoying.
But man, I'm so, I am happy that he,
that there's a potential that he's happy.
Because he's probably been sitting there for months.
I mean, you saw in the video yesterday,
he was talking about how he's had to go to hospitals
because he's been, you know, super stressed.
And, you know, his dad, who's again, super sick,
you know, trusted him with this collection
that he took his entire life to get.
And then he just, in a way, screwed it up, if you may,
even if it wasn't his fault.
And he, he was having panic attacks
and all kinds of stuff.
And now, after probably feeling like he was alone
in this corner of the internet, nobody helping him.
And now everybody's like, yeah, charge, you know?
Everybody's in his corner.
The CEO just tweeted.
The CEO of what, Minifigs?
What's his Twitter?
It's fake, okay.
If sharing any of this internal legal strategy publicly with customers can severely compromise
or damage our active legal case against Ben Schneider, well, not only did someone share
with a customer, they shared it with me themselves, so here's Rome.
And now I'm sharing it with the world, so take that corporate.
What to expect, the outrage cycle.
Based on historical data and export crisis management research, there is a typical cycle
to online outrage.
this timeline helps us manage expectations and maintain stability initial wave
they don't understand how the internet works it's a bunch of old timers with some
hired some publicity whatever the hell to tell them how long until they're not screwed anymore
here's the difference right it's like video games think of it like arc raiders there's levels to this
shit, right? And there's like the typical like, Oh, it's gotten a couple of million views and circulating the internet, whatever.
Then there's like, Oh, I got a couple hundred thousand views, you might have heard of it. This has surpassed that. This is like one of those times where it has reached such levels of publicity, where you don't really have anything to compare it to.
Again, like ARP, this is one of those things where until resolution is seen on one side
or the other, people are going to continue wanting resolution, period.
If it's a loss or if it's a win, $300,000 in a Patreon that's looking for 20 grand should
scream that to anyone, especially if you consider yourself a social media
professional. But there's no way that they have someone who actually knows what
they're talking about, who says that this is a three to seven peak day cycle.
There's zero chance. And as long as Ben keeps posting more videos, this will
continue to not only gain publicity as people like us who just started watching
this yesterday, start getting involved and start wanting to know more, but we'll continue to attain
more and more and more mass. Because bro, it's a good versus evil. It's a Superman versus,
I don't even know, whoever Superman fighting, you know? It's more than that. David versus Goliath,
Biblical!
It's like, we have calculated every controversy in the current phase.
The underdog story!
Initial wave, current phase.
Peak intensity typically lasts three to seven days
past remaining videos dropped.
While the spike in harassment and calls it sharp,
it quickly loses steam as online attentioning naturally shifts.
We believe we are currently at or past the peak of the first wave.
What the hell?!
This is not targeted ads. I repeat this is what the shit just happened
Hold on wait a minute
Something ain't right
This out when I had only like a hundred thousand views on it
And now it's like one and a half million views or something like it's in every day
It just keeps getting even more views so corporate your math is wrong court filing refresh when we formally file our legal actions
expect a short renewed spike. Another three to seven days of fighting noise.
They're like, hey, our loss is so garbage, there's gonna be out. This algorithm has
fucked me. I don't know where I am at. I don't know what's happening. I don't know
what's getting recommended to me. I have lost all control. Oranges what they're
saying. Yeah, so just be prepared for it. The opposing side will likely frame our
or legal defense as silencing the little guy.
Well, if it's not silencing the little guy, what is it?
This is a normal expected reaction, but it is temporary.
It's funny, because this whole, these last two paragraphs
are about, dude, the wave is going to end
if we just be patient.
But now, Bricson-MiniFix corporate
has just decided to make this go on for at least two more
years, because that's how long lawsuits take.
So I guess we have content for the next two years on this.
they say one they said three to seven days is the heightened noise now the
noise is going from three to seven days to two years and that's all corporates
fault so you guys are just screwing yourselves at this point decay phase two
to four weeks most online outrage fades significantly within a month
assuming no major new fuel
I think this is my only video on them, like we have at least like six
Residual mentions may linger in niche Lego and other online communities for one or two months
But day-to-day operations will normalize much faster long-term recovery one to three months
Reputation stabilizes they think the reputation is stabilized
Okay, so I'm sweating over here. It's hot and it's very
night time in Kansas City it's crazy how hot it is at night time and action
items how you can help these are the things that the franchisee owners are
gonna do to make this better please implement the following immediately
approved response options strictly do not engage emotionally
Is this going towards the CEO?
I feel like he was really mad.
No, this is the CEO going.
No, no, I know.
But he was very emotional about this.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I feel like he's writing this to himself.
We just tell him the franchise is, don't do what I did.
Train your staff immediately to use only these approved
frameworks based on the situation.
We understand our customers are smart and balancing
legal caution with our values.
helps prevent the appearance of corporal avoidance.
Well, it seems like corporate avoidance
is happening right now.
We, they responded within like an hour.
We responded and they have not responded again.
So should we give them a way that corporate can respond
to prove that they're not doing corporate avoidance?
If you would like to respond,
these are the questions everyone wants to know.
Question one, in this footage,
Corporate says we are taking over the consignment.
He's taking all of this, but she takes all of that consignment.
However, you say here, we did not take over the consignment.
So on one side, we have proof.
On one side, which is your side, we have proof.
Wait, is this, I thought, no,
I thought he was one of the people who bought this store.
He's corporate?
I don't you know what I'll be okay with being confused. No proof. Why should we
believe your side if there's no proof if you believe a side with no proof that
sounds like something a crazy person would do and your customers aren't crazy
so right now your customers are signing with a side with proof but if you want
to take the lead corporate you can give some proof of why you weren't involved
in the consignment and it also says in the franchise agreement consignments are
allowed, but you say they're not allowed. Can you explain that one? Also, why can't
Brian just have his leg goes back? You're still keeping him and you didn't pay for them.
Like what's what's stopping you from doing that? Yeah, let's just the main thing that
come to mind. But if you start with those three, that would be a great way to win back public
support if you could answer those questions. Okay, so for general frontline staff, quick
causal, casual, quick, casual inquiries.
Okay, causal, causal, yeah, casual.
Oh, wow, wait, these are, these are, these are quotes that they want them to say.
Memorize this.
Okay, wait, wait, come, come at me.
Like, ask me a question.
Okay, I heard your company stole a bunch of money and is not giving it back.
Holding my emotions in.
This is a separate independent location.
and I don't have any information to share regarding that situation.
Well, you must be correct, and I will leave.
Where are Brian's Legos? I'm gonna burn this entire place down.
Yeah! You know, I'll call 911.
I am unaware of the specific details of that situation.
New court case.
In one of Ben's recent videos, he threatened to burn an establishment to the ground, guaranteed.
And have no comment at this time.
Well, I guess I better leave then.
Wow, that actually works.
We're here to get Brian's Legos back.
Well, I actually have a script ready for you.
Oh, you do.
We are aware of the situation involving another independently owned location,
and we understand why people are upset and asking questions.
While we can't speak to the specifics on an ongoing situation, bricks and minifigs does
not support behavior that harms trust within our communities.
Our local stores remain committed to operating with fairness, transparency, and respect for
our customers.
Does that answer your question?
Man, okay.
Bro, this is coming from the people who handled the situation so poorly and badly that it's
gotten to this point.
How ironic that the people who did it, right?
the people. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Well, actually, it doesn't answer the question
because it says bricks and many faces not support behavior that harms trust within
our communities, but they're doing that exact same behavior that harms the trust within
their communities, which is stealing from old people. I guess they think stealing from
old people helps the trust, but maybe we have to break them the news that that's actually
and I get things.
Parents of children who play Roblox.
Fuck!
Dammit!
I don't play Roblox!
I think you're okay.
Everybody shut up!
I don't play Roblox!
your goal is to get the trust with your community so we're giving you a step by step guide of how
you can get that trust back step one give Brian the leg is back yep uh step two well there's no
step two yeah that's all you have to get it's a very easy tutorial i think they just didn't know
how to do that before but now that we made this tutorial for them it should be very easy for them
for them to gain the trust back.
They have further canned response.
What's a canned response?
Like a candid?
Like candid, maybe?
Canned response.
I think that means like canned.
It's not like they put the response in a can
and give it to someone like.
Like so.
He written reply that someone reuses over and over
instead of typing a new message each time.
Oh, so basically, I think this is part of the brainwashing.
You know, it's like, it's like, hey,
instead of thinking for yourselves,
just blindly follow what corporate saying
asking any questions, because if they ask any questions, you get fired.
Somebody reached out to me yesterday saying they got fired because their friend asked
a question on your YouTube channel.
Your YouTube channel asked a question and they got fired.
That's crazy.
They're just, they're telling their employees, asked a question.
Because if they ask any questions, you get fired.
reached out to me yesterday saying they got fired because their friend asked a
question on your YouTube channel your YouTube really asked a question and they
got fired that's crazy they're they're they're just they're they're they're
telling their employees do not say anything like they're it's they think
you read the whole thing they think if they just shut up and stand back and be
quiet it'll just it'll blow over it's like they don't know that's the
previous okay Star Wars fan yeah this is crazy yeah that is a great point I'm
still not over Luke I am your father that's some bullshit when did that happen
team social media monitoring extra vigilance extra vigilance is required
right now when monitoring your social media we recommend turning off the
the ability to comment on your stores social media posts for the time being.
And look, now there's people in here saying that he never said that, see they can't even
let that go!
You think they're going to let this go, hell no!
Wait, they said they're not trying to silence criticism though.
Isn't that literally silencing, it's like oh, if we're going to criticism, let's silence
it.
Yeah, yeah exactly.
How is that not silencing criticism?
Oh, just keep going, sorry I cut you off.
monitoring. Monitor your Google, Facebook, and Yelp reviews and immediately flag slash report
any spam or retaliatory or retaliatory reviews. But they're not silencing criticism though, Victor.
Please instruct your staff to actively solicit a Google review. That was a good cut. That was a
really good cut. A verbal reminder at the register to share their honest feedback goes a long way.
So they're saying we're great videos. That was a good time. They're just kind of reading and
and meme it on everything.
Listen, it's all good, it's all great, it's all fantastic.
I hope that, oh, he just hit a million subs on YouTube.
Good for him.
Chat, I need you to do me a favor.
Absolutely anything that is posted or updates,
I need to know, okay?
I'm addicted.
You owe me three hours of my life.
I don't know who the person was who did this to both of us.
I don't know who it was.
I don't know whether to be happy that they showed me this rabbit hole or to throw them down it and fucking cover it in mud.
I'm not too short, but I am as addicted as addicted gets.
I don't know.
Boys, I don't know.
I don't know what to say about any of this.
We have now reached the realm of no going back though.
Like we hit that rock a little too many times
And I gotta go back.
I gotta go back.
I mean, I'm addictive.
Recap, I was late.
Sorry, no recaps here.
It is what it is.
Be thankful that you missed it, okay?
Be thankful.
That's all you gotta say about that.
Be thankful.
The ex post is fake from what I'm hearing.
The ex post was fake.
That is the account got hacked or whatever.
The part three is out on his, um, part three is out on his Patreon.
If you don't want to wait for us to watch it, you want to go watch it yourself, be a
little loser, go ahead.
I'm just kidding.
You should go support the Patreon for sure.
Um, but wait for me.
Okay.
in here and you spoil absolutely anything, I will nut tap you so hard that you're going
to be coughing out your words for a couple of days, okay?
In a video game, of course.
Of course.
You know what I'm saying?
You ever been nut tap?
You know?
Don't know spoilers if you do want to go watch it.
It's not out yet?
Oh, I thought people said it was.
All right
W clips W videos that was a lot of fun
I'm so invested. I'm so so so so so invested actually unbelievable how invested I am
We are gonna be moving in to some escape from talk off if you guys weren't in peanut stream last night
I
Told him that I would get reserve unlocked and that I would not be poor when he wakes up today
Because we're playing tonight. So long stream today unless I absolutely hate my life on Dark Rob, which I don't think is gonna happen yesterday
Kind of yesterday was kind of fun. Be honest. I didn't hate it. I suck boys
I'm fucking bad. I don't know how long it's gonna take me to like get back into the rhythm of things
But I'm bad
Like I'm really really bad
so
hopefully
Hopefully today will go better. Um, I lost everything as you do with peanut. I am I'm poor
Little depressed. It is what it is and I have nothing
I even
Gav felt bad for me last night because I died so many times that he sent me a list of
redeemable codes
That I could use
So that I wasn't so poor. I
I have lost all of that gear besides that one shotgun that I still own
Everything is gone
Literally everything our goal for today is to unlock reserve
We're gonna start with a little bit of a scab run
I don't really know where where's the scab run
Locations I know interchange is good for scab runs, but at the same time
I don't is the Q still just botched for scab runs or is it kind of like just go streets for scab always?
Streets is always the go okay. We'll go streets then I need to relearn it anyways buttery
Thank you so much for the dinner. Hello hutch love your stream
You've grown so much in stream as as and as a person you're my favorite plus plus plus plus plus plus
plus, plus, plus size streamer.
Okay, the first three pluses I understand.
The last six pluses, kind of offensive.
Kind of, kind of pissed me off a little bit, Lama.
Thank you for the tenor.
23, thank you for the four months.
Also, shout out to Gav for putting Spotify
on my stream deck, I love you.
Are you excited?
Yeah man, listen, I am excited.
You know yesterday I didn't think if you had told me a month ago that I'd be playing not
only Grand Theft Auto, but Tarkov as well, I would have told you you were on crack.
Ha ha, man a goopa down bad, isn't he God bless us.
Ha ha ha ha ha, phew, man we've hit the, we've hit the time machine.
You said five days ago there wasn't a chance of you playing Tarkov.
I told you that peanut's been ruining my life for a while now.
I've said it multiple times.
App peanuts ruin in my life, and I hate them.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Proof
Yes, yes, really yes, we won. What is it three Tarkov arena tournaments?
We won a regular Tarkov tournament with Trey and Vibein
We've gotten second place, but we have the most kills and the most headshots
But again, Jinji outlooted us because she's a fucking demon. I refuse to loot any
Actually, I probably should look those I
Should probably look this I gotta get used to the movement
Okay, Tray, Vibe, and Tony to carry, look for the defamation, I'll see you in court.
I will see you in court.
You really want to do this?
You want to go to court?
Do you really want to do this?
You better call me skinny right now.
Yes, I will!
Bro, what am I doing?
Let's get out of here.
What the hell am I doing?
I also, Chad, I'm going to need some settings, man,
because my game quite literally looks like ass.
Is there anything I should be looking out for?
Any like bullshit that's going for a lot right now?
Legos!
Jesus.
Ram?
What the hell was that?
Nothing.
Should be asking Landmark for help?
I know from what I understood oh nice I think I still need those from what I
understand landmark is in a big he doesn't like do-it-he plays a lot of
solos he's a solo gamer
Oh, he's been playing with Fragus.
Oh, do I need this?
Trailer Park Portable Cabin Key,
I do need that, right, for a quest?
Hello? Hey, what's going on?
Is there a reason why you dropping me food in a time like right now?
You just kind of came up to me and started throwing beans at me.
There is, okay, alright, okay.
Come on man, you're gonna throw beans at me on the live
God and coming over here picking up beans I'll take them I'll take the beans is what it is in 80 rounds
Got these beans
This is this is humbling. This is oh
oh he dropped his sausage on the ground that's just ain't right let me drink
this hot rod
can I take this wiener hold on a minute sausage we all know what I meant by
what I said
who goes there
augmented
sugar
that rubles okay we're good for good for good
all right
Where do I need to go?
Where is this?
Sewer manhole?
Cardinal?
Cucumber Cucumber Cascaba?
Where do I need to go?
Watch this lead ex-pull.
Let's just let X full take notes someone already robbed it. There's a let X in there no doubt
Sure, manhole where sure manhole that
Out to the left
5k hours by the way, if you think that I ever, and I mean ever, play scab, you're on methamphetamines.
I don't think I've, in my 5,000 hours that I have, I think I've probably played less
than 50 hours of scab.
To the right, to the right.
There's been a murder. Oh, wait a minute. That's a good vest. Yo, can I get that without
blowing up? I think if we move incredibly slow and tactically, like the worm dance in
We can get that.
We need it.
I don't have much armor.
I don't even have armor on this guy.
No.
No, our friend just died. It is what it is. It's a dog eat dog world. Yes, he gave me
beans and a wiener, but I'm, this is what it is. It is what it is. You got to know when
to hold them. No when to fold them. No when to walk away. And no when to run.
SP7. Shit. Fudge! What is it? Lock in. Where do I need to go? Is this it right here?
I need to go.
I need to.
Near the courtyard. Wait, I was going the wrong way?
No!
Go back!
Okay.
Go right!
Okay
God it's been so long. I'm so lost through red building. Okay
Hello in there. I am but a friendly traveler just passing through
Good, sir. Good evening. Good evening.
How's it going?
Hey, oh. One second.
I need this backpack. Sorry. It's hard out here in the streets.
Son of a bitch!
JIKI BREAKY! JIKI BREAKY!
can you can you get that all right where's it at left right left over here
Hold the wall.
Middle of the grass.
I didn't need any help.
I would have found this by myself.
Good rain.
Good start.
I didn't need any help.
I knew where I was going.
Already tied the amount of times I extracted all night last night with Pete.
That one time I extracted, I have already tied the amount of money I made and the amount of survival the entirety of last night was.
In case anybody was wondering.
Great work, gentlemen. What I'm talking about.
Wow! Wow! Honestly, I'm taking everything. It is what it is. I'm poor as shit. I'll take it all. Sure. I'll take it all.
I have nothing.
Are you getting money so peanut doesn't make you broke?
Money doesn't help me to be honest with you.
Like money doesn't help me really at all.
I don't I don't have anything, bro.
Like truly I have nothing.
We're going to load 20 rounds of fleshed in here.
And when we run out of ammo, inevitably in this raid,
we will die and be depressed.
Or, we can go MXLR.
Hmm.
This is an odd time for Skyrim music, but I'm kind of vibing.
What do I need to do?
What do I need to do in order what do I need to do in order to get it reserve unlocked
These these are the only quests that matter right?
Tour I need to go to shoreline
Find the PMC dog tag chat can we get an agreement everyone who is inevitably
possibly possibly going to streamstime me is all going to be nice and
They're all going to love me is can we have that agreement?
Everyone's gonna love me
Okay, good I
Don't know. I don't know what to run. I can't run a shotgun on shoreline
That's illegal
It's a terrible idea
Bring this little shit red backpack
Um I
Feel like wearing a redded armor. It's a terrible idea
I'm just to I am so poor. I am so poor and I'm so sad who's texting me. Oh
My gosh, I just got a text are you on Tarkov?
question mark what the fuck lol let's play from Tony Landmark the third first
of his name first of his Ken the homie the carry now here's a question do we
take the easy way out and get carried by Landmark I think we utilize this
opportunity, truly. I think that this opportunity is a gift from the good Lord
amen. We love you. I think that that's where we're at. All in agreement, say
penis.
Agreed. Then the agreement has been reached. Tell Tony I'm in. I'm calling him
now. I'm calling him now. Now, whenever he enters this call, don't go crazy, okay? Let's
act like we're rich, okay? Let's act like we didn't need his help, like we need air.
the hell wait he has the stream open wait we'll show the good stuff you ever
seen one of these you ever seen one of these Tony that's what I call weapon
case made in northern Russia back during, you know, I don't know, whatever, some point.
The guy who made the AK-47 and made this, Kalashnikov, or whatever his name was, Kolf,
Kalashnikov.
Yeah, it's empty right now.
I don't want to ruin it.
I don't want to, you know, scrape it.
It's a collectible.
Also, where's my-
Yo, don't we have like some cool streamer case or whatever?
Yo, why is this music making-
Yo, why is this music making me-
Feels dumber than what I already am. Somebody put this shit off! Gav! What the hell are we doing?
The damn Skyrim music, man. What the fuck is going on in here?
God!
I'm dead.
Blasted!
He ain't even on yet!
Alright, it's fine.
We don't need him.
But when he gets on, I will
crawl to him like an infant.
And hope that he helps me
on my journeys.
Let's go!
One place to go.
Let me grab this.
Dude, I don't want to wear a
I don't want to wear a pack of man. I don't want to wear a pack of
God I hate to pack up
It's so ass
Go like this we'll go like this and
We'll go like this I
Don't want to wear the pack of I might as well not even wear a helmet
I'm wearing a beanie. It is what it is. Don't laugh at me
Mods if anyone laughs at my beanie band them
Okay, you got meds
We got one tater
And we're gonna go survive lock in lock in we're not messing around anymore lock in
Also, I probably should be hiding where I'm queuing. It's been a long time. It is what it is
It is what it is. We're gonna have to get through this together
together. That's what it is. Don't strangle me, or you got small penis. All my music is
Skyrim. No. No. No.
Wait, is there drops today?
There's drops?
Actually?
Can we get drops?
Gab!
Gab!
Get in!
And then we take it higher.
It did we take it high up I think the drops are done if I'm not mistaken
Small streamers only I'm a small streamer the hell
Yo cause
Congratulations, man
So he's in the chat for cars. It's like you got a promotion today. Hell yeah, man. Congratulations
That's awesome, bro
Big congrats to you, man
Also, I feel like my audio is a little low
But it says it's at a hundred percent
So I don't know why it sounds low
Might have to tweak some things
I think that that's the goons
Oh my god, run.
Oh my, we're also in the area that Pina said not to be in yesterday.
This is an actual tragedy.
Run for your lives.
Wait, there's a little, there's a little secret spot over here.
What am I hearing?
What was that?
Ooh!
Not bad.
That's P81.
Head bobbing all the way down?
the way down? Yeah, like I said, my settings are shocked, brother. I'm gonna have to give
Tony just to give me all his settings, other than keybuns. Someone texted me, maybe, maybe
Oh, no.
We're back.
We're out of here.
Time to leave.
Time to get the fuck out of here boys.
We're gone.
We're so out of here.
This is what it's about today.
Right here.
This is what it's about.
highway robbery skill in Lego sets type vibe you know what I'm saying
allegedly of course
fuck out of here boys what the shit what gun is this BS 545 see not have a
a grip on it? No grip but it's full auto? I need to be tapping this no. That gun is
metagun? Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Okay let's go. Time to leave. So should I be shooting
this full auto or semi? Full you're fine? Okay. Okay. I'm gonna listen to you. And
If it's a bad call, then I hate you.
We're out of here.
I'm already so much more successful than the entire night last night with peanut.
I'm not going to lie.
I keep saying it because it's the truth.
I keep saying it because it's the truth.
He was holding me back. He was holding me back.
You know, I will say this. One thing I am excited about with Tarkov is typically when everyone is poor,
It's a race for questing and like unlock things, but now like we are so poor
Anyways, we are so poor that literally killing one guy is the most it's the greatest of things to happen
You know what I mean
Yeah, like a dopamine overload, yeah, 100%.
Like rubbing one out in a public restroom, you know?
Just for the thrill of it.
Don't tell me that that is who I think it is.
god is that that's sanitar oh I mean we could kill how many bullets do I have do
we kill do we do we go for it I mean think of it this way we have a lot now
But we can have so much more.
Boop over life.
Lock in.
I'm afraid of these long angles.
I don't know where he is.
Can we make this run?
I think we can.
Oh
Yeah, there he is
Oh my gosh and there's a drop
Uh-oh
Okay, she's a little bit more recoil than I expected I can't lie
He's eating headies.
Half-boots, Sanitar's stimming, not good.
Wait. Okay, hold.
Winnable?
Let the stems run out.
Sanitar, if you push, I will fuck ya.
The hell did you just call me?
me? No way. I smoked myself. I smoked myself. This is a tragedy.
Oh
I'm out of bullets!
You're dead.
Yeah!
Let's go!
Okay, alright.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh
Oh
Oh
I almost passed out there for a second
Wait can this go in here
Nice who threw this smoke?
Other three plates
No, I can't take both damn it
Oh
Is this even worth taking I mean, I guess it is for me because I'm poor
I'm poor I'm poor I might as well take it
I mean first day back Santa Tarkill
Sure. I mean why not?
Cousel! Cousel! Cousel!
It's a cousel!
Chicken!
Sanitar for that you bitch pussy!
Get over here!
I was about to say bro imagine imagine if it was something crazy you know like a
red or a blue keycard oh my gosh how epic would that have been sp7 rounds
Take the bag though.
Is the bag used for a quest?
I can't take the bag.
Oh my gosh, the airdrop.
breed initiated.
Oh.
Okay, hold.
No!
No!
Okay, fuck it. I'll stand up.
Oh, I felt like that's good. Oh my gosh, you shoes. Oh! Hold!
Oh
Do it
Oh
Search
Drive grab
Okay, okay, okay, it's good
Green bat and ass.
Okay.
Ready?
Shut up!
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Oh
Oh my gosh.
Oh my, oh my.
Alright, let's get the f*** out of here.
Just a little bit of goop, just taking a gander, just taking a small gander here.
Must have been here. He forgot his vase.
Let's go. Stay focused.
Lay down!
Lay down!
get outta my way tree i'm a snake
I'm a SLETHERISH SNACK!
you
you
you
you
you
We use the good stuff or
Let it ride let it ride
Okay, I was expecting a little bit more. What is this?
Is this a battery
It's a passion.
Wow.
Wow.
Alright, hey.
We just have to do exactly that again.
It's that easy.
We do exactly what we just did.
Again.
that seems pretty simple wait so how do I get reserve I peanut has reserved
unlocked but he I thought he's at the same spot as me also why is this green
I got to turn in dog tags. How do I turn in dog tags? Who do I go to?
You can't tell me he wasn't modeled after Gav.
You can't tell me that Gav isn't related to him to some degree.
You can't tell me that.
Not sure, but you can't.
You can't.
Do I sell it to him?
Oh, I need to have all five.
That was awkward. Alright, we got out of that alive.
I mean we have 12 shots. I mean guys, I don't really know what to do about the fact that
I only have 12 shots for this gun. What did this shoot?
Use 308ME.
So basically, if I hit them in the head, they die.
If I hit them anywhere else, they're hurting.
Is that pretty correct?
you
you
you
you
you
This area over here.
Don't go near the fire.
learn that the hard way
i did that many of times
wrong building
check for bloody key where's the bloody key at
I have a fiender.
A PMC.
It's not a PMC.
It's not a PMC, it's not a PMC.
Hop-a-chki.
Check-bar-y-g-e, and then-p-a-bab-a-m.
B-a-sh-k-a-b-a-l-e.
Buh-a-t-a-n-a-m-i-n-sh-a-t.
I
Is all looted
Where's the dead PMC's been?
What's the time of...
15 minutes?
What are we doing?
Where's our extracts?
Surmanhole again!
Ventilation shaft, entrance to the catacombs.
Damn it!
Oh!
No!
Joe, I think that's, I think that's Caban in there.
That was an AI. Is that Caban?
Don't go in there, it's nothing but death.
Sub-Sonic.
Nice.
Landmark is calling Landmark!
Stocks are about to rise, gentlemen!
books are about to rise. We should probably get out of here. A Goopa gonna date with profit.
stay away from customs unless you want to get steamrolled by a streamer
challenge wait what what what challenge is going on that makes me want to go to
customs to ruin it for some unlucky guy actually need that
Tell Tony I'm leaving after I hit this one last room, but this isn't where I want to
go.
This one.
Knew it.
I could smell it from a mile away.
Wait, let's check the dead body.
Told ya!
Got a little Vladimir down there.
Shmow.
All right, let's leave.
Same extract as last time, right?
Colin, Tony, I'm coming!
Chat, go do your jobs, man!
This is a joint operation, do your jobs!
He's not live, where is he?
Refresh!
Flawless day so far, gentlemen. Flawless day. Wow. Back to back to back. We are rich. We
are rich. This is sick. Let me answer this call. Hello, this is Papa John's. Papa John's,
Motherfuckers
Yeah, I'm poor man. I'm so poor. Oh, I bet you're like fresh, right? Oh, dude. I'm level level seven
depressed
getting excited over a Sega with a yellow mag you know what I'm saying it it's bad out here
about it's bad the struggle yep yep without you how are you doing good man good everything's chill
nice we're gonna get you to the icebreaker yeah tell me about that me and people talking about it
last night and he was saying I gotta do this that any other uh well you were like what it is or how
How do you get it?
How do you get there?
How do you get there?
The boat, talk to me.
You got a, did you find the poster
with the shipping container ship on it?
Bro, I'm nowhere near any of that.
No, no, no, you could let it do a level one.
Oh, really?
Yeah, that's like, okay.
So around the map, like, around like every map
on the walls, there's gonna be a poster
with a boat, like a cargo container boat on it.
You got to pick that up and extract with it or you can buy it on the flea market
I don't think you have the flea market and you're broke
So you got to get this the poster and then unlocks a story quest line to get to icebreaker
Jesus an icebreaker is a PvE map
Give a law on a boat you go on a boat one to three players co-op
and you just farm money. So it's just free money. If you know how
at least at least right now, yeah, there's a bunch of like
cheese bullshit you can do and like you can I went from 25 to
hundred mil in like a day what yeah yeah yeah oh my gosh I was 92 right now
so hey loot on you I've been saying it's it's the Federal Reserve boat they just
print money on that fucking thing. Oh my gosh, it sounds like it.
Oh, goodness gracious. Well, I came up on a really good kill earlier on a guy.
I tapped a guy for an NL 545 GP.
Chow's telling me that that gun's goaded.
Yep. It's like an M four, but it shoots 545 ammo.
Oh, four attachments, but it uses the 545
AK Mags and shoots 545.
Shit slap.
Probably the best gun in the game.
That's what Chad was saying.
Yeah.
Well, not even probably.
It is the best gun in the game.
There's two versions of it.
There's the NL 545, the regular one, which is like the M4.
And then there's the GP, the Tan one, which is like an HK.
So it shoots a little bit faster.
Oh, all right.
Let's get it there.
I'm excited, bro.
I'm going to be honest.
The gun, the gameplay feels good.
Yeah, it's been good. They've, they've, uh, they've improved a lot of stuff.
Some stuff they've changed. I haven't liked, but, um,
I don't know if you've noticed when you're like sprinting and you go to aim in,
you have to like pull your gun up to the hip fire and then you aim in now.
It's slower to like start shooting at people while you're sprinting now.
Really? I didn't even feel that.
You used to be able to like while you're sprinting,
you could aim in and like as you're unsprinting,
You'll pull your gun up and I'm like having your crosshair up.
You have to there's a delay now.
So turbo peaking corners got nerfed a little bit.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, I did.
I'm kind of far already peak.
Oh, far already peak.
Okay.
All right.
Well, I'm trying to unlock reserve.
Uh, I need, I got a visit shoreline some.
I need some dog tags and really just, just bang.
Tell me, tell me what you got to do.
All right.
That's what I'm talking about.
I need the flash drive for proper wherever that is,
falling skies and I need dog tags and shoreline runs.
Story mode or doing main quest
or you should probably do side quest first.
Pina told me I had to do the main quests in order to get.
Oh, you do to unlock the maps.
You have to do tour.
Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
That's what I'm doing.
To unlock all the maps, yeah.
Got it. So I need shoreline, I need dog tags.
That's what I need right now.
That's it.
And then I could also rock the NL 545,
but I'm gonna need some ammo if you wanted to do that.
Or I could just rock the MXLR.
I'm cool with either one.
Uh, I could just some ammo.
Alright, that'd be beautiful.
Mags and ammo would be appreciated.
Okay.
Very much appreciated.
I gotta give you, you're gonna have to do 30 rounders
unless you have a rig for the 45s.
You can't do 60s in that gun, it doesn't take it.
You need, bring me two mags of 45s.
One in, one out, cause I got the CSA chest rig.
Okay.
Don't you worry about me, Tony.
You know, I'm still over here.
Okay.
I'm dominating.
No?
I'm dominating.
Hey, I'd never doubted.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah, I don't have a grip on this thing.
Is the guy who I stole this from just a psychopath?
So, so the thing with this game now, they did to this is like kind of a big thing they did to changes to the game where they re balanced all the base stats of guns and the stats of attachments and building meta guns doesn't matter that much anymore.
more. If you have attachments on your gun, it's kind of the same thing as like a meta quote on quote
build. Like a lot of the attachments do the same thing. And the base stats on the guns are higher
now. So there's not as much of a difference between like fully built guns and like a semi stock gun.
them. Okay, that's pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah. Well, for a while, it was kind of rough because
some of the guns are fucking ass. Yeah. I'm just stack of BP bullets too. My man. My
man. Can I stack of bullets? Can I bother you for your settings as well? I'm just gonna
pull your stream up if you want to just cruise through those real quick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
my man. Not keybinds though right? Not keybinds. Your settings are changed? Oh because it resets
them. Yeah. Okay. Game. Also I just leaked my name. I'm definitely going to get spanked
by Alex. It's going to get leaked anyway. Yeah true. I leaked mine. My name is outrageous.
I think what we really want is a health color scheme, maybe.
So it's colored instead of just the gray.
Oh, peanut leap yesterday.
No wonder I woke up to 66 for under quests.
Makes a lot of sense.
Alrighty, that, this one is Polychrome.
Everything, auto, in raid only.
Oh, in raid only.
Hotkey, and then enabled.
All right, this one's good now graphics 69 borderless blah, blah, all right, yeah, ultra
Oh, there's one there is one thing and we'll go over it after if your frames kind of suck
You can put on NVIDIA Smooth Motion.
I.
Yeah, yeah.
Is that say low?
Which one?
Uh,
volume, volume lighting.
Yeah, low, low off.
Yeah, I have it off because I use NVIDIA Smooth Motion.
But if you're not going to do that, I'd probably put it on and on K.
The DLSS.
I'm just gonna do whatever you have. I'm not smart enough to understand anything else. It's happening in this game
Smooth motion is like frame gen and you can like force enable it through the NVIDIA app
I would just I would just do DLSSK for now and then if you have like performance shit, we can do a smooth motion
already
144 are you gonna scroll down?
pop, pop, pop, pop.
Okay. Alrighty.
And what was that under again? Sorry.
What? Oh, DLSS.
Yeah. And NVIDIA DLSS, what was that?
Yeah, I'd put it on and then probably preset K.
I think is the newest one.
Underneath quality?
it's a no invidious us and it's a deal as a preset
I'll see that
fucking I'm turning it off
fuck it I'm turning it off
what
yeah it's not that saving
alright do we do post effects
if you want you don't have to
I think my game crashed
sounds about right
that's DLSS for you. Okay, I'm good. Okay. Any post effects? I have it on. All right,
one second. Chats yelling at me. Damn it. Okay, what do I want? I want it on. It's all
preference, but I also fucking mind video settings, like the color settings too. Balanced.
Okay, all right good. It's on balance. It's on K safe. Try that out
All right
Anything else
No, that's it. Let's rock and roll
Let's rock and roll
You want a host
Yeah, I can host we got to go shoreline shoreline
I don't know what I don't know what you're what you have to do right now
What'd you say you're doing I need dog tags and I need to just go there
I think I think that's all I need Chats all yelling at me to restart the game one moment. Yeah, I'd restart it
Hey
Lot of capital letters being used in here. Okay a lot of capital letters now you better start using lowercase
Okay
You better start looping cuz you yelling at me and you're flustering me
Hi, hutch. Hello, Nate calm down
I've been kicking shit cool and got paper like this.
All right, all right, ready to rock, ready to roll.
All right, short line, great group.
Hit that looking for group.
Uh, short line.
Looking for a group.
I'm stuck on my Willis.
Oh, I'm, that's me.
You're Guy Banger?
Yeah. 69.
Good edition, good edition, not being there.
I think it's a great name. I think it's a great name. I think it starts dominance.
I'm gonna have to change it soon. Well, it's like, you know, you kill a guy and he's like,
oh my god, that was Guy Banger.
He just banged me.
Can I be honest with you?
I don't I don't think anyone is looking at that name and thinking that you know, but I think that's exactly what they're thinking
I'll run the numbers. I'll get back to you. I'll get back to you
Such numbers run the analytics look at the charts analyze the graphs
you're level eight. You said
you're level seven. How are
you? Yeah. Uh no big deal. Last
raid got 12,000 experience,
killed Sanitar, killed a player.
Oh, shit. No big deal. No big
deal. So what they did now,
which I hate, you unlock the
flea market. You don't have the
whole flea market unlocked.
That's what I heard, you kid.
They're poor you oh you can only sell poor people shit
No, it's it's to
Trade certain classes of items like assault rifles barter items
Backpacks armor each one has a different level unlock for the flea market. Oh my god, just appeared right here
So like you might be able to buy a headset
But you can't buy a gun on the flea market or you can't buy like an assault rifle some shit
What the hell they're trying to hold me down Tony I know I know the man's holding you down
Unbelievable bullets Yo, I also hate that I can't I can't put these bullets in my butt
Yeah, but it's kind of sick because then you kill people you get their ammo oh I bet it's
sick for you because you're rich but you don't know but no but it's also good
I'm poor! I don't got nothing!
It's good if you don't die.
If you die, it sucks. If you kill people, it's good.
Why? It's worse for Tony.
Write that down, Chad. It's good if you don't die.
Uh, wait. Where do you have to go? Fuck.
We just gotta... We're Roman, bro.
Let's go take over the resort.
Oh, you just gotta kill people, okay.
Yeah.
I didn't bring my keys for the snout, so...
That's alright. That's alright.
Can we still, you know, can we still jump through windows to get into places?
Uh, no.
Damn it.
No.
Tragedy.
Yeah, so this map's kind of weird right now because
the transit to the the boat map.
Yeah.
It's at the pier, so a lot of people are going to the pier right now on this map.
Oh, is it one TV pan over there?
Or is it like, it's in the middle of the open, it's a bad idea.
It's a bad idea, you gotta like snipe.
War the rat, a lot of people are at the smugglers' camp, like a two-hour front and right a little bit.
Okay. Yes, chef, yes, chef!
Yeah, I know it was five wipes ago. It's been a while.
The way it works, that boat map icebreaker, when you're first unlocking it, you have
to transit to it from here, and then eventually you can unlock it just to load straight into
it from your stash.
Do you have that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Damn yeah, once you get that it's
Money printer so it's crazy
damn
So what's the chances we even see people in there?
I don't know if we don't we'll head out the back and we'll probably run into people
I need to change my my laser flashlight key bind I
I don't know what that is by default.
Tactical devices.
Oh shoot.
Oh what the-
For the labyrinth. Have you ever seen the labyrinth?
No.
Shit, oh
There's a lot of new stuff for you then oh brother so much. I haven't seen nothing. I don't know nothing
Labyrinth is pretty sick
We look out of here come down here another basement
So that key that I just gave you it unlocks this door right here
You'll actually start a story
cross and then you come down
this hole and there's a door.
How do we get in here?
Did that give you a, oh actually maybe this doesn't start it.
It does, it does, I got it.
The labyrinth.
Yeah, so that gives you a new storyline to unlock the labyrinth, which you bring a special key card here and then you transition to like a...
Open the door!
It's not really mazed
Some spooky shit in there
Okay. Oh, is that the one where I saw you you were fine like a
Deguilla with horns and shit. Yeah the minotaur
That's the one
You know, I you don't really realize how dirty your monitor is until you play Tarkov
When the fog comes out and your screen is just a white fog and you see every little smudge
Brother my screen my screen is disgusting
Like I don't know if I was just spitting on it for the last two weeks. I don't know I had a list like that
Probably were
Maybe
He's gone back
Alright
right
or um we're going to like admin building i think out back is a lot of people are probably
going to be at this new area
yes chef
i hear something
lets escape
oh we're going for a loot
Check upstairs for loot.
Found a dollar!
I found a pillow!
Oh, that's you. You scared me.
Oh, yeah, yeah. I always look for people back here, but I doubt there's really anyone here right now.
Not finding anything over here.
Wait, you're rich. I just found a graphics card
Forgot again 90 million
And I could just go to icebreaker
Mm-hmm, I did it from the event I farmed
15,000 rounds of m8 558
15,000 yeah, and like 10,000 m995
than all of us. It's insane. So, okay. So, I'm here and Chavis telling me that they're
not doing any more wipes. Is that true? It is true. So, this character you're on right
now is permanent, never wipes, but they're going to do seasons where it's optional and
that you start fresh every season and you're gonna have like perks and debuffs on your
character that are chosen or randomized or something they didn't really fully explain.
So kind of like Arc Raiders.
Uh, well Arc Raiders.
Okay, the expedition.
No, because that that it's gonna be separate from these characters like separate queues
entirely.
So if you're playing on your seasonal character, you're only playing with other people on their
seasonal character.
Damn, so there's there's splitting the player base.
They're splitting it again.
Yeah, which I don't know about, but I feel like most people probably play the seasons.
I don't know.
That's all to be determined.
It's all like new stuff.
all the good people will play the season so all the dads that just got off their 9 to 5 are gonna be here where I thrive
yep all the grinders on there
we might run into people who come this way
yeah we died over here yesterday
yeah they added like a camp up ahead we could see it from here
That right now is a quest location for the icebreaker stuff.
People have to kill shit over there, so...
It's kind of a hot spot right now.
Got it.
A lot of people have been on this map, but in weird spots and in woods,
You have to do a lot of shit for the BTR driver.
So people are just running woods, spamming the BTR to get and turn in quests.
Damn.
It's a lot of different things going on nowadays.
Holy shit.
Yeah, I mean, well, you didn't you didn't do a whole story mode or anything, right?
None of it.
Yeah, I heard there was like a bunch of like alternate endings and all kinds of stuff yeah, there's four four different endings and like
There's some turning points in the storyline where you can like make a decision that gives you like or heads you towards a different ending
What happens when you escape?
You get a bunch of shit and you can restart and
Like prestige and restart again
What a gift
Do it all over again
Congratulations you escaped now do it again bitch. Yeah, terminal sec
But you can only do it once once you beat it you have to restart to be able to do it again. Oh
Wow
There's a lot of loot here that might be players
Very quiet
Yeah, key of the beard hell, yeah, I got a soda
I think better be diet always always diet it tastes better than it is that a diet cope
Well, you think I taste better absolutely. I think it tastes dead thing good
But it... I don't know if it takes better, but it's good enough.
I think it's a dead player.
Come on, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, dead player, right outside.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did someone take the car extract?
Yeah, I think this guy left already.
Wait, why can't I lean left...
and... and control click?
What the hell?
I can lean right and control click, but I can't lean left and control click.
Bro, I forget how many fucking keyboards there are.
It's insane.
There's even more now because I added a bunch of shit.
Yeah, so this guy, he took the car extract, I think.
He killed this guy and then left.
We ran by the car extract on our left before we came to this little area.
Got it.
Oh, smoothly.
That's what's happening.
Wait, no.
It's alt right click, which is no.
Control V is what's causing me to go backwards.
What is under control V?
Oh
By toggle bipod
Yeah, you can like mount your gun and shit
You know how to do that you can mount it
Yeah, I ran into that problem yesterday. There's another key bind I had to fix
Oh, I never do it, but sometimes if you're sniping it's actually pretty useful. It's not a dorm over see your key
I haven't been there in a long time.
Do you sit metal?
No, maybe, no.
Running across those blue containers.
Is you running?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
I'm on your left.
I'm on your left, yeah.
I'm in a terrible spot wait oh I did hit metal what I'm not by blue containers on
my porta-potties somebody blue porta-potties oh yeah I might have been you
is either someone right next to you or it was you yeah I was like there's no
content of blue porta-potties I don't know what the hell those little blue things
are over there I'm at the shitter I'm taking a dump over here okay well this
raid was asked want to reset yeah yeah we're gonna reset a couple of little boxes
and there are a couple keys
I'm not sure. Chad, is this key
good to oversee your teeth for
you? Is this good or no?
Fine.
Oh, I guess I was for you.
Nice. Oh, nice. I found one last
right to spin my last one.
Just pick it up. I'm fucking
Oh, I got a quest key.
Shake.
Here, uh, gas on, some old scope pliers, some hot and bunch of bullshit.
Hell yeah.
Alright, let's get the hell out of here.
I agree. See, we gotta, we gotta
get a spawn where we come here
first. Um like this is where a
lot of people are gonna be
right now. Got it. Like we kind
of want to spawn this side of
the map and come here or maybe
go to the weather station and
kill people that are on their
way to the uh the pier.
I think I think that's the goons the goons are at weather station oh oh oh we
gotta go kill Marty yeah 100% Marty and Brandon
I was like a hawk.
I called!
How the fuck did you shoot him?
Shit dude.
You know I got them eyes.
My ears don't work very well, but...
Well one punier don't work too well.
Am I right ears?
Shit's crazy.
Uh...
The hawk bird eye, hawk eye, whatever the hell his name is.
He's a pro.
Oh yeah that's bird eye.
I thought that was a player.
That's a big bird up there.
Why is my screen moving like crazy?
Where are our head bob on?
Oh, turn that shit off.
Where's that under?
Uh,
what's a good question?
Head bob, here it is.
Point two.
Max FOV, baby.
All right, good.
All right.
Yeah, Big Bird. Mr. Brandon is up on the tower there.
I saw his backpack and I was like, that doesn't.
The names of the goons.
Knight is Marty Rodgers.
Thank you for the fiber.
W's in a chat for Cam.
Marcus Steele, former Porn Saur.
Love that.
Good for him.
Big Bird is Brandon.
that. Those are the actual
How'd you find that out?
Somebody said it because you
kill a knight on iceberg or a
lot. So we're just like, oh,
Marty, what are you doing here?
Marty, but do I tap this son of
a gun or no? Um, if you got a
shot on his head, yeah. Oh, I
just that's all not too long
ago. Yeah, I was going to get
I'm just gonna stay by you. I feel like that's the best idea currently for me
I kind of want to like
Mama that's not good I got left
Yeah, they should push hopefully
Yep, they're pushing
One's coming right once coming left. I'll kill right. I'll kill left right stead
There's coming right. Okay one more one more one more look for a little Brandon
Oh, there is
Nice Tony, they're just running around they were just being idiots
Very good
Oh in 60 what I'm I was gonna
I was going to tell me this bad is it in six twos yeah, which are not m80s better now than m62
Oh damn it fucking boy you get 300 rounds. That's fucking huge for you. Yeah, it is. It's absolutely massive
What kind of backpack you got Tony I can carry shit well I'm more like
Can I steal your backpack possibly there I'll uh I'll load up shit for you
Yeah, let me take that. Bang.
I'll just load this loot, loot, and then I'll load up, um...
Really, you do that for me?
Yeah, I got you.
Oh, thanks, Tony!
I was dropping you at the end.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Yeah. Um, what kind of ammo is this?
Riley.
And the MCX? It should be M6-2s. It's not great.
Not good. Okay.
I
Fuck I don't know what to grab
Getting you some armor
I mean, how do I not take the drip I gotta take the pipe gotta take what hold on a minute
I
Don't know if you could take his backpack here. It has it's like 200k if you can fit his backpack
It holds doesn't hold shit, but
can sell it for like 200k
all his mask too
okay
you good? are you heavy as fuck?
no, no I'm not that heavy at all to be honest
I don't know if you could take his bag or not
it might be worth grabbing but wait I think it's else for two hundred or two
something no there's no way I can grab his bag okay let's go this was a this
was a rain turn around brother I just got a lot of shit I got some armor and
stuff too in my bag this is great this is great we'll have to consolidate at the
end yeah yeah I'll drop you I love it all put my bag and I'll just drop you
All right, I may have lied to you.
I am fat as shit, in game, not out of game.
Just in game.
What was that?
What?
I heard a rumble, kind of like a storm,
coming from the northern side of this discord.
What was that?
I think, I don't hear that.
My hearing thanks?
northern storm winter is coming storm of winter is coming winter is coming
just give me but a moment what's weighing you down probably the m60e6 okay
drop your bag right here by me or drop the gun to okay I don't know it's in
the bag boom bang
she got me
am i looking pretty rich okay pick it back up um yeah
My up massive
You can still run with all that gear
You lift weights we get it, okay, we get it. I'll be in the gym
Why you got to take drugs
Now you're speaking my language. I didn't say anything but for focus
Little OBD to stem get you get you moving right
It's been a murder someone murdered this man. Oh, it's a static body
She's like on the map someone took his wallet
Does that give you anything
No, nothing
Was that a cyclone?
Oh, I lied I actually can't really get in stamina with all this gear.
Yeah, there's a lot, there's a lot.
Air drop.
I looted an air drop on my first run.
Did you get a bunch of junk?
I feel like it was a pretty good airdrop, right?
There was so much junk in there.
Chad's saying I got icebreaker items. Yeah, it was pretty good then.
Oh, did you get the giga-chat?
I got this battery for a computer. I don't know what it's called and then some other things
Battery
Yes, you got a giga chat. Yes, I did
Oh
I'm going
The gas on Eliza was in your bag fuck. Oh, well, we'll find more. It's okay. It's all right. We'll find more
shit
That way good raid
Good raid
not too shabby
not too shabby
not bad, you took a lot of shit
not bad at all, I got a lot of shit
a lot of shit
M855 is that good or no?
No, but if it's all you got.
Ooh, M995?
Yeah, there's some 995 in that thing.
Yeah, you really took care of me, Tony.
You took care of me.
I got you, don't worry about it.
Papa bless, papa bless, papa bless.
Yes.
Someone in chat just said,
did I win the nicest student award at my high school?
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I don't even remember,
but I'm pretty sure I did at one point, yeah.
Not trying to boast or anything.
I guess I'll still talk to you, chat, I guess.
Okay, so we've made absolutely zero progress
the realm of murdering people. Zero progress, but we have made progress in the realm of getting
reserve unlocked, which is the ultimate goal. That's right. That's right. Wait, how do we do that?
By playing shoreline. Oh, do you just have to survive raids? Yep. Oh, you don't have to kill
people on shoreline? I mean, I need dog tags. But yes, I just need to basically survive raids
Yeah, okay, how many one more I think let me look
Two more no one more one more two Dom tags one more survival BP or BS is better now
Yes, oh you can click double click on the ammo and it'll tell you the pen and the damage
Damage 45
Yes, it's better, but just telling you that's a thing now, because you might have to look
at the fucking Excel spreadsheet.
I do remember, logical, logical, mind-sitting me the spreadsheet, logical.
Yes.
You keep that bag, I'm gonna bring in another bag.
Wonderful.
And to be honest, if you were to ask for this bag back, I would have told you to rip it
from my dead corpse.
don't have shit I mean I respect respect respect respect respect I'll give it right back Tony
I'll give it right back you can have it if you want it you have it if you want it
let me get one of these all right got extra ammo got that got that I need yo you know something
that I keep forgetting to do like probably something that I used to do so much and I don't
remember to do it now is PK. I
used to be a PK thing. Now, I
never use them. Oh, you know
like Vaseline? Yeah. Oh, I
don't know why I keep forgetting
there's in the anal gin, the
skittles, the little skittle
paint. Yes. It doesn't remove
any hydration anymore so you
could eat them things all day
Yeah.
Damn.
you
you
you
you
you
location over that cock I hear you loud and clear
but I heard some behind me scared the shit out of me
no is it on the
on the back left somewhere like outside of the car
on the floor or on the side skirt or something
Oh, dude, it shows you like a little quest thing. Oh, you got the radar now. Yeah, that's that they just added
Damn, I actually like that. That's a good change. It is it is
You don't have to go on the fucking way you can actually look for the items now
You don't have to go on the wiki and like down with the wiki
Down with the wiki man. I never forgave them since they flip the maps upside down
I've always hated them.
Well, no, they put them right side up because she had them upside down.
I don't know who it was, but it got me hammered on a 4th of July like 6 years ago because
I don't know if you remember or you saw the clip, but I was playing with summon and he
was bitching about it and we were drinking and I said every time he says the maps are
upside down, I'm gonna take a shot.
13 shots later, I was piss drunk almost on the verge of barfing everything.
I'll tell you this your raids are not profitable one hammer absolutely not oh
hell no so I'm thinking you just got to extract and get that little US oh is
Is that Sanitisi? It could be Sanitisi.
OH THAT'S A BALL MAN!
Wait, maybe. I don't know.
It was a bald man. I don't know if it's a Z-Ball Man.
I think it's a bald man. Lacking.
I don't see nothing. Coming to you.
What's that?
I'm reaching the building. Oh, none.
Yep, it's a bald man. It's a bald man.
me outside door me outside door yeah yeah I'm inside I'm inside I'm inside
I'm touch I'm in
suspect down
I'm inside I'm inside I'm inside fucking Tony guys can I say something
would you mind I want to say something really quick okay real real fast yeah
you're glad I ain't got nothing to say what are you gonna say well sanitar is
outside coughing like a fucking crackhead yeah yeah we uh sanitar is
is now. Can you, can you use my dog tag?
This is the plan all along. Funny enough, I did some research, and I actually, oh my gosh, there is zero chance of me getting this shit out, by the way.
No, no, no, there's an extract right like it's like fucking right next to us.
Okay, all right, let me just grab everything here. Yeah.
the other way. No, no, no, no.
Put the put the blackjack in the
trooper and drop. Wait, that's a
possibility. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
It's okay. That's not a good
look for me. Take the mag in the
the scope mount off the DSS and
equip my gun.
Shit
The scope mount yeah, yeah
All right
No, no, no, what are you doing?
This bang search it take it grab it
deposit
Twisted pull it pull it
You know as you were talking to me, I just I feel like I gotta say something as you were talking to me
I really I was listening. I promise I was
But you weren't listening, but you weren't hearing that. I know sucks ass. Yeah
You put the mag in the VSS if you're taking that little savior
I
VSS okay, and then what happens in the VSS max the purple ones
SP6
I can't double check it is where it is that there for now this here for now there
There, there, there, there.
Okay, all right.
I have retrieved all of your goodies.
Okay.
And again, I am sincerely apologizing.
You're chilling, you're chilling.
The, okay, you remember what a swamp is?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought I'm going to that extract.
Yeah, yeah, the path to lighthouse.
right take right next to you okay I want to get I want to get your meds but I
don't think I can we're just taking just taking a set of grizzly of things I
hate that fucking thing
Oh my gosh, I am so fat in game
Wait, I should probably loot those fuck it
They could have drugs on them
So I'm saying I loot those guys real quick
Not a good look not a good look that's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay
I don't know whenever I saw that corner I knew it was you, oh shit, old audio.
Oh, it's just Gava, we're good.
Alright, what were you saying?
I don't remember what I was saying.
Did you think I was texting?
I'm looking at the screen right now.
That man in the corner, God damn!
Thank you.
God damn, that's a hunk of a man.
Thank you so much.
I'm looking at God damn Johnny Bravo.
Johnny Bravo?
a little momma. What do you mean, dude, come on. That's got to be a compliment, right?
It's got to be a guy. You know what? I'm going to chop it down. This one. I'm going to chop
it down. I'm going to chop it down. This one. He was like the original gigachat. He was.
Was he not? I mean, he had that like, that grease lightning, like slick back blonde hair.
fucking wide-body frame shaped like a goddamn Dorito I forgot about this oh
my goodness
All right, whoever said more like Johnny Burrito mods can we lock it down in here for the love of God?
What do we do?
Damn much, I'm looking at Johnny brava now
That's that you wish you look like this motherfucker
fucking
God damn between the hairline and the frame
shit
All right, why'd you have to bring the hairline into this Tony?
Damn it
I don't want to do that. I wish my hair would look like that. Yeah. Amen. True that that is a great hairline
All right, I'm out of here transit to Lighthouse
but I'll transit just keep keep a run and just keep a run and keep running okay
yeah yeah the transit and then like it it goes to a regular extract like you
just go like deeper go deep ah deep ah hip-on-travoking all right cool wonderful
Alright, well Tony's dead. It's a job. Great aim. Great movement. Great positioning
Amazing execution see the ultimate goal there chat was to kill Tony and take his shit because no one else has this much gear
That was the goal
We've executed you could honestly just keep all that shit if you want
Are you sure?
I don't care
If you insist I'll I'll yeah, I'll hang on to it
You know, I'll keep it in like a little stash in a corner if you need
Just put my name on it, you know, just so nobody uses it by accident. Just like pull a name tag on Tony's gear
Tony's gear. All right. Yeah, let me go ahead
How do I how do I name this is it can I name it?
I don't think you actually can.
Amitabha.
Next.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Objective failed I think I just I think it literally just happened. Oh my gosh. No, what'd you do? I
Don't know what just happened
Failed to hand over the cash to therapist
Oh, I don't think that matters. Yeah, that doesn't matter that doesn't matter
Okay, none of that matters.
The first thing that matters is the armored case.
Okay, what does it wait for?
Information from proper.
What does that mean?
Um, I think you might just have to wait.
It might be a time gate on the quest.
All right.
We can go anywhere.
We can go anywhere now.
I just need two dog tags.
Okay, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, woods are customs.
I'll let you decide.
You could be the master of our destiny.
I'd rather get beaten profusely than pick woods over customs.
Alright, let's go to the guy would rather you beat me until my hand is up and I'm reaching
for the sun then go to woods because I decided to but I'm also a woods hater.
Always have been always will.
the customs.
Hi, boy.
Hi, boy.
Hi, boy.
Hi.
Hi, boy.
Hi, boy.
Hi.
Hi, what are you doing?
No, I can't.
Oh, I think like, are you cute right now?
Yeah, you're so cute.
I hit ready and I have the spinny
wheel on the bottom right.
He has the wheel in the bottom right.
Hotch.
Hotch!
He's so good, he's so good.
He's so good.
Yeah, it's my boy.
Wait, what's going on? Hello?
Are you are you in the loading screen? Yeah, what's the lobby are in the lobby like it was I'm just as confirmation
And then it's us standing next to each other looking so okay. All right my game is bugged. I gotta restart
All right, I'll make sure you weren't killing. Yeah. Yeah, sorry. I was petting my dog
That's okay
Don't call me by my name
You got to wait an hour to three hours.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Her whole teddy
Like this it was close
No, no, no barstool like they do that little fight. It was the guy who was 500 pounds and versus a guy who was
460 pounds from Canada the Canadian whooped us it is what it is
How long they ban you for
Well, just like it's like that AI shit that they got now
It just took my stream down and then I had to redo the key and go back live again
No, no, no, I wasn't like a full band
I was like a little temporary takedown or whatever the hell which is like my ninth one
I think so. They're busting.
Let's go this way.
Oh my gosh, I one shot that jump. Wow.
Oh, you did it. Okay. I never land that.
Yeah. A.I. Titty detection.
That's crazy.
I
Want to invest in whoever's making that tech. That's what I'm saying
Is that a you yeah, I shot a scav miss the first bullet it is what it is
Well, they're in that building we can get on in there and try to kill them
every time you enter this this building I had died somehow I hate this fucking
build panda because there's it's not a panda but it looks like a panda bear on
the side
panda panda I got balls in the middle fucking goons these are the goons
He's got close close close close close
Inside close all right. Yeah, I got him. I got him. I got you. I got you. I
Got you don't worry
I'm a master baiter
That was actually like excellent mate. I had a fucking thread the needle. I was shot you in the back of the head
He started blasting me
I
Respect on that guy for swinging I
Mean you hear someone cooking name. I think you're swinging as well. Oh, yeah
Well, I thought he knew two of us are here
Yeah, that is a crazy. Oh
Chat's right. So there's a streamer challenge today. There is a hundred percent rate on goons and it's gonna be a bunch of streamers
Oh, it's on so we should just wish yes, we should just farm this all day. Oh shit, okay
Imagine the amount of loot we're gonna get if we can live consistently. I killed one of them bass streamers right there
Might have honestly, let me look you killed
Yep, zeer hawk TTV move
Gege
Gg's Gg's I'm yanking everything you run to the big dogs in history
Let him know oh
He knows he knows
We are not to be trodden
You guys thought that the goons were the real challenge here now. We are amongst you. Oh
Man these guys actually had some shit
I'ma grab you the armor from Marty.
He just killed one?
No, no, no, he killed the Piping Tins over there.
It's just he's in a shit spot.
I'll loot it.
I'll try to give you that overwatch.
I don't know what Big Bird's at.
Goop over life, Tony.
Remember that, goop over life.
Get Gooper die trying.
Amen.
I hear, I, oh, this is good, I'm okay with it.
You said that, 50 nuts?
Yeah, old pain.
I used to-
50 nuts, get a goop or die trying?
Yep, I used to fight it, but now I am a believer.
I am a believer.
All right, well, I'm fat as shit again.
10.
game. Just in game. Only in game. That's what I want. That's contact these worth grabbing
or no? Uh, no. Okay. If it's the VI, the six, then I like those, but a lot of those are
really cheap now. Well, no, I could just give you a lot of them are cheap because icebreaker.
Oh, okay. All right, these guys are looted. I am fat as shit. I will bear the burden.
carrying
I will give penance for our crimes
Holy shit
There's a lot in there, buddy
Oh, shit
What the hell was that?
I don't know, we're busting that thing
Tell me these goddamn glasses
What? Don't touch my glasses!
2020 vision, I've seen you spot fucking Big Bird on Shwells
Those are my glasses!
Trying to get a little organization going on here. How the fuck am I gonna do this?
okay you take that bag and I take this bag yes chef for now yes chef yes chef
I chef for your shirt are we leaving this oh you took the plates out I can't
Yeah, yeah, I took the plates. Yeah, yeah, um
Well, I'm fucking fat now
Okay, so we could deposit this loot we could take the flare and deposit or
We can get it up to you. I
think I
Think we deposit I think we deposit because you're broke. I'm like bro. These are kids
And I'm heavy as hell. All right, we deposit and then we come back. I mean, here's my here's my thought process
We're in a great position to farm kits right now
I don't need I don't need anything but yeah, you can farm hella gear
Yeah, we can literally just play customs until
The sun goes down and rises again, and I'm happy. It's my favorite map of the game
Give a little streamer challenge disruption I like that
I can't wait for the reddit post Landmark and Hutch ruin the stream of challenge
RELIGIONE stream of challenge!
I would have won if I didn't run into Landmark and Hutch!
Mainly just Landmark!
I can't mark sentence you to death for your crimes against the streamers
Bro, did you see, have you seen any of the, uh, the, uh, Lego shit?
Take this. Oh, yeah, I was telling me about it yesterday. That's where the woman mafia
You got a deep dive. You got a deep dive me and chat has been watching it for the last two days and
It is worth
It is worth it's an hour
on the back here
Oh, it's like two or three episodes, right two episodes. Oh, no
I'm out of staff. I'm out of staff. Just spin, just spin, just spin, just spin, spin, spin!
No, shoot me! Okay, I'm alive. The first episode is an hour, the second episode is 45 minutes,
and it is worth every second.
What am I watching it?
You do. Yeah, who's YouTube, Joe?
Furious Ben, I think is what it's called, right?
Furious Ben.
Reckless Ben, reckless Ben.
Dude, it's insanity, man.
It gave me like the the lowdown.
Yes. So basically this guy, his father got really sick.
His father collected a bunch of Legos, like two hundred thousand dollars
worth of antique Legos his father had after his father got sick.
He was like, all right, you know, basically take the Legos and his son was going
to sell them right to help pay for his father's medical bills.
Because I think he has cancer or something like that.
Something very bad.
So he goes to the father still lives.
I think the father is still alive, but very sick.
So yeah.
So he goes into this place called Brick and something.
And minifig or something like that, that's like a big,
they're like a big Lego.
$400 million company.
Yeah, like a huge, huge Lego reseller company type of deal.
Not affiliated.
Cause I thought at first people were saying like the Lego,
like like a Lego store, Rob the guy,
but it's not affiliated with Lego.
Okay.
No, no, it's an independent company that deals Legos.
Yes.
So he goes in and he puts the Legos on consignment, right?
So whenever they would sell the Legos, they would take a portion, he would get paid as
well, you know, the majority.
Yep.
Well, they then, yeah.
So the people who bought it from them then sell the business, okay, to another company
or to a, to another individual.
That individual decides I'm not going to honor any deals that was made before I got here.
So basically your $200,000 worth of Legos are now mine and I'm not going to pay you
a dollar for them.
Hell, I don't even know where they are.
I don't know where to be found.
They're not yours anymore, they're mine.
So what?
For a while, this guy is trying to get these guys to pay them the money for his Lego set
and they refuse and he, this YouTuber who goes and like, discovers scams and like gets
to the bottom of it, was going through his emails and saw this email from the guy asking
for help.
So he goes down there and brother, the conspiracy theory is fighting the conspiracy theories.
Honestly, at this point, just facts like they're all part of the Mormon church in that area.
All of the time, right?
The police as well.
She for something.
They're all Mormons.
Yeah.
And allegedly, of course, I don't want to get too.
But so they're all Mormons. They're all like watching out for each other.
They're all part of the same church. They're all like even the guy who owns
the the stores of Mormon, the guy who owns the four hundred million dollar companies of Mormon,
the police chief, the everybody company owner, too. The former company owner is this woman.
I don't think she she's like doesn't really have much to do with it. She wasn't any of this.
Okay. She just sold it to some Mormon dude. Yep. And it's like they've arrested them multiple
times, they've raided their house looking for Legos. They've pulled them over on a traffic
stop and their car dad. No, so he hired these YouTubers. The YouTubers are basically the
ones trying to get to the bottom of it now. The YouTubers are getting harassed. Yeah,
by the cops. Yeah, they've been raided. They got pulled over and they they searched their
car because they got a tip that they had heroin in the car randomly because and then whenever
they talked about it, they said that the driver had glassy eyes,
which is an indicator of heroin.
So they searched their car for like three hours or so crazy shit.
They're like trying to intimidate them like they'll pull them over in the video
and literally ignore the driver and just shine the light on the YouTuber
that they're going after in the back.
And they're like, Hey, what's going on?
Doing all this on camera?
Like they are on camera.
But you have to be on camera one of the cops said I know you're from California, but we do things differently here in Utah
And we do things differently. Yeah. Yeah buster
That's so
Gonna get sued into a billion. Yeah, yeah, like how could you be so dumb? But also like why would you buy a?
400 million dollar company and then literally
No, no, no, it wasn't they didn't buy the 400 million they they bought like an establishment
So like one of their franchisees sold and that franchisee they bought a franchise. Okay, but okay, but still
That must have been a lot of money. Oh 100% and the people who bought the franchise brand new business dropped probably millions of dollars
Yep, and then you decide okay as my first order of ruler of the Lego store
$200,000 of Legos well, that's like the entire like beginning
Okay, the whole start is like hey, we just want our Legos back like not the money format
We just want the Legos back just give it to him back and the guys like you want him back
Sue me you want him back sue me sue me sue me
Like that just sounds
I'm in there clearly clearly they're dumb, but that sounds like extra. It's it the entire time
I was watching the video me and the entirety of my chat felt the exact same way. We were just
Sitting there like why them a bowl greed? How could you like? Yeah?
It's insane man, it's it's actually bonkers like the whole video was just
Like you're just sitting there scratching your head going why?
Selling two hundred thousand dollars worth of Legos on consignment and making what about like 10% making like 20 grand
just to sell some dudes Legos you decide to cause internet outrage and
Probably destroy your business literally yeah
End up in jail and here's the price of your part right cuz like you know that they're they're underneath of
The branch of like a $400 million company
So as the CEO of the company instead of being like hey man, just give the fucking legos back and it is what it is
He then tries to cover it up and then when that went south
Yes, he's in that same exact church
The ground laying down laying down in the dirt with a shotgun
Oh, yeah, well, you got you to the dirt not I kill them both at a boy.
Holy fuck.
How's the fun rate?
Woo, that was a great rate.
But yeah, oh, God, damn it, you needed to kill, right?
I needed the dog bag.
Fuck this fucking two of them here now scared the shit out of me.
Yeah.
to locked in on Legos. That's just, dude, that's so fucking crazy, though.
Dude, it's the craziest, weirdest, oddest, like, so many turns, so many, like, loops,
so many things that you're just going, what, what is even going on? Like, it doesn't, none
of this makes sense. Like, why would you do this?
Yeah, and it's also if there's one thing that people need to realize
dude
What you don't fuck with people that are like I
Have like an audience like that for one
But you also don't fuck with people that have an audience in like a nerd community like Lego collectors
Because they will go ape shit. I literally said this there's no like like if there's one do these like I
I mean, let's be real nerds are fucking they get shit done. You fuck over the nerds. They're gonna back them up
They're about you fucked over a boy like the entire Lego universe is gonna rally against you
It's it's literally a story about good versus evil at this point
It's like a David and Goliath and the guy who's like the story is all about
It's such a genuine dude. Like he's just like I just want my stuff back
Blah blah blah like it's no at no point where you're ever like oh
I don't want to deal with that shit is that I'm sick and he like this isn't what he wants to be dealing with like
You know all his dad's like exactly maybe like the last years of his life or the last months or whatever like you want to deal with that shit
Here's the craziest part. It's all under like it's all legal like it's all under contracts
It's all under like everything has either like worded or has a paper trail if you're selling stuff on consignment
It's got to be recorded like hey, we're here this item this item this item. We're gonna sell it
You know for you yada yada. Here's your commission. Ba-ba-ba
Yeah
Yeah
And just say it sounds like
like morons doing moronic at
you know what it is truly it's wealth and power getting to people's heads like
they're in you know and it's probably a smaller area in Utah yeah we're at the
police under their car and they're all friends and they're like do we have the
money it's literally yes it's literally that it's like people are just they they
don't think they're touchable and the reality of it is is that whole police
department is probably gonna get sued for gonna get millions and millions of
dollars they're gonna get and I'm probably all them thrown into prison
hopefully allegedly allegedly allegedly hopefully allegedly I mean it's in the
video like they violate so many constitutional rights I gotta watch this
it's yeah yeah it's definitely worth it watch it watch it on stream as well like
It's it's it's insane man. It's insane. I am extracting with your items sweet
All right, well got my legs blown off is what it is
All over some Legos to all over some Legos, you know, I mean a lot of money in Legos, but like
It's still Legos
Yeah, just
It's insane that just seems so foolish play I like why would you even?
Like why would you even try to do that the first place you're worth 400 million dollars as a company and you're not gonna let
200 you're gonna let you're going to let
$200,000
But it's not even a thousand. It's a business opportunity to sell it like make 20 grand literally and you're not losing
Back something. That's not yours
That cost you literally no money.
They've been up thinking for the prime.
They've been thinking for the eight months.
Christie, Sensei, and Smoke.
Sensei and Smoke, thank you.
I think it was, it really boils down to, Tony,
they didn't think that that guy had the,
well, they knew that he couldn't sue them
because they could just drain them of all the money.
They could drain them.
They could lawyer up.
Which they even said earlier in the video.
They were just,
you
you
you
you
you
you
They start a patreon and these people are trying to silence them and take any way of
them like making money or being able to get the money in order to continue the lawsuit.
So they make the patreon, these people reach out to patreon and basically said we're requesting
that you take down their patreon.
the CEO makes a video and basically just says fuck you if you don't like it sue me
and it's ironic yes and it's ironic because at the beginning of the video
there you know because they're worth 400 million they're like sue us sue us sue us
patreon now we hear it for billion yep now they're getting big dick exactly
which is just like all right that's pretty cool yeah but dude it's blown up
which pretty close been making videos on it. Yeah, well, I was just saying like
How do people now they not learn that if you do shit like this like in this day and age
It can go super viral and completely destroy you like
Yeah, I don't know how people haven't realized that like the internet is a thing and
You know like stuff like this is like it just it can blow up in your face
especially the cops like yeah but it's it's like how do you go through you're
doing shit on camera with documentation like you're out of your mind yeah and
they knew after the first couple days of them being there they knew who this guy
was they knew his how much is a guy a big youtuber just hit a million subs them
But like before this I'm sure yeah probably like 600k. I think that's what he had there half a million enough to
Plenty
Just just stupidity man
time. Don't forget the cops redacted video and audio as well. Yeah, they illegally redacted
allegedly illegally redacted. Yeah, so like any time that they were like scheming on like
what charges are we going to hit or whatever they would just redact the audio in front
for. Very close.
I think they're outside of it.
Same.
It might be right outside this wall, too. Fuck.
I hate this bush.
Yeah.
Jumping a lot.
I don't see anybody. We might be good to run in.
Like, not the Crack House, but maybe to the left here.
Looks okay right now.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Yeah.
Good maid.
Didn't hit.
Still there.
Yeah, let him have it.
Good maid.
Oh, inside!
I'm, I'm dead.
I just, I got one tapped around the corner.
He's inside upstairs, I think.
Yeah, I saw that.
Let me get pushed from a whole other guy.
Yeah, I'm gonna get fucked.
I don't know where this guy's shot at me from.
this guy shot at me from
from is that someone close to me as well
I'm in the worst possible spot.
Do I make it to that door, you think, or no?
To run back out?
No, no, no, no.
Am I right?
Oh, yeah, probably.
Okay
Now where's an angle because they got shot at to the left from truncle didn't it?
in this video. Alright.
I sounded like it again. It
could be goons. I'm not sure
they could have been getting
shot by goons but there's
there's going to be something
by strongholds. If I have to
put money on it, yeah, you
know, I just realized that
because I'm such a low level,
my ADS, I don't have long at
all on ADS. Your stem has
I mean just push them fuck it right fuck it send that I'm saying like at this point
I'm wasting time they didn't look at like they don't look too crazy all right see how
Have a nice day.
I'm just pushed back pretty far, see more feetsies, yeah, one went to the corner.
I
Come on somebody give me something
Where does toes go so I'm saying where did his toes go?
three four four there's a four man damn damn you're cooking them though yeah
Yeah, that guy didn't kill me with that headshot.
I think I'd kill every single one of them.
Well, there's no way this guy fucking...
I got shot behind cover by a fucking SVT in the head.
Oh my God.
Don't you love it?
Yeah, that sucks.
7-6-2-PP round fucking kill me.
Damn it.
Yeah, I think I died no matter what there.
Fuckin'.
Who's the boss here bro? It's crazy. I love it, I love it.
We going in? We going in.
Not spawn at Big Red, that'd be sick.
Wouldn't that be the coolest thing ever?
We gotta cross the bridge of death.
The bridge of unfortunate.
The bridge of death.
If you want to cross, you must enter.
Yeah, not terrible, not a terrible attempt there, boys.
Have you ever seen that movie, Monty Python, Holy Grail?
No, I have not seen that movie.
What?
No.
Yeah.
How have you not seen, oh my god.
How have you not seen that?
Wait, what is it called again?
Sorry?
Monty Python, the Holy Grail.
Yeah, it's old.
It's like, I think it's from the 70s.
Definitely haven't seen it.
it. Oh my god, dude. Amazing movie. Absolutely. I can't wait. I already know I'm gonna look
over and it's gonna be a year old cultured slide. Probably. Probably. I already know.
What have you done to me? What have you done to me? I put you on game is what I did. What
do you mean? I'll have to check it out. I'll check it out. I'll check it out. It's it's
It's ridiculous. It's pretty short to really hour and a half or something. Yeah.
It's absolutely just absurd, but it's phenomenal.
Really? It's not good.
Quotes, the amount of quotes from that movie is is astronomical.
It's it's it is insane.
The amount of quotable lines for the movie.
How dare you? I'm out.
Hutch is fat. What the hell is going on?
Oh, no, Tom, Tom.
Jesus.
They're attacking me over here, Tony.
I mean, kind of deserved, to be honest.
Yeah?
I'd follow on some.
I'd stop the lead in block.
You've been deleted.
I hate you.
We're straining ordered.
All right, we need a uh a success here. We need success here. Yeah
Wait, you got your oh you need to get the dog tag. Yep, still need them tags. That's not a kill you need a dog
That's right. Yep. Yep
I know, a four man. Jesus.
Oh, shot a brief flare.
Put your back you out.
you
you
you
you
you
but I could tell you the strats. Yeah, just give me it.
I don't know, it's just crabs.
Um, I can't get in the window.
I mean, the gear alone is insane.
Why can't I get in the window?
Oh, I don't know.
There we go.
Oh, get that poster, this is the poster.
Can I ask this?
So I cannot
They're all over and you can you can buy them too
God it feels so good to be back in dorms. I can't lie to you
I don't I don't know if people are gonna be at dorms right now with this event going on
But yeah, what is the event? What are people doing? Well, it's like the stringer
Fortament thing so I guess they're probably all by
I don't know what their I don't
know what their challenge is.
I don't know.
What's the challenge that they're
doing?
They want to kill bosses.
Oh, so they're farming the goons.
Let's go over there.
Yeah.
I mean,
I mean,
I mean, is Rishala 100%?
No, I think just the goons.
It's not about sabotage, it's just a matter of they have gear, they have loot, and I want it.
Hotch needs gear and loot?
There it is.
In massive quantities.
In massive quantities.
Do they get points for kills?
That's a scoundrel.
Honestly, I have no idea how that... I don't know.
Chad said yes, so look at that. We're trying to help them.
Oh, yeah
Giving them opportunity there it is they're welcome
Oh man, this area is hell to push now, huh? Holy shit. Oh, it's fucking yeah. Yeah, this map is
Death there's so many angles to get shot so many
I don't know if that was a player or a scav walking outside a stronghold left or right.
Could have been the goons to be honest.
I
Shots from oh, I just saw something on the corner of my eye
Yeah
You can't people do look up here a lot. Oh, I see
Player players play the guy
Nice words to containers. Oh, I killed a player big pipe dude big pipe is running crazy. What the hell is that?
He's doing up. Oh, yeah, they shooting at me from far. He's doing the Fenty lean
Oh, so I just killed a mechanic shop on the backside of it. Yeah, I've seen guy running on front
There's another guy another guy
I'm getting a fucking railing dude. I hit him again dad dad dad dad dad dad dad close close close close
The shipping again is close to us very close. Someone's walking up
Yeah, I see him might have killed him. He's dead. I got him. I got him. Okay, there was another guy. There's another guy. Wait, who just shot? Yeah, yeah, that was him. That was him. One more same spot, I think. Or no. Scav, bus stop?
I'll be a scab. There was a guy same direction on the other side though
Like further towards yeah, I saw him. He was like all the way a bus stop. Yeah
Well, I have no
Breath man, I have no shoulder stability at all my arms are weak
These weak arms are heavy
Let the raid unfold into our hands. Yeah, I agree
That's you strength something. Yeah, I'm slapping the look of pre-sun
So I may have killed a guy in a red jacket with an SVT again
Could possibly be the same guy from less rain. So there could be a squad behind us
I know. Yes, chef.
I heard someone pivot. I don't think that was you. You could have been a scav though.
No, I'm packing my eggs right now.
So, we killed a pipe. I think
I haven't seen the other goons.
I haven't seen Marty and I haven't
seen Mr Brandon. Yeah.
Can't really lay anywhere either.
Yeah. They were really just
waiting right now. Yeah. I'm
camping the bodies a little bit.
Do you move it? Yeah. Yeah.
bang towards a mechanic.
There's definitely people over there.
It's just they're probably laying low.
Yeah, no doubt, no doubt.
I don't think either of the two guys we killed were friends with whoever's over there, though.
No, no, no, I think these guys are whoever just ran over in flashbang.
I guarantee they just loaded in.
Yeah.
And Panda, let's just take a while.
We'll not let him know we're here.
Don't let him know we're here.
That was fucking loud.
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
That was so loud.
I forgot what we were doing.
and
He's about to loot. He's about to loot. He's going for it. He's in a dress on and a gimp mask. Yep
He stands up to loot I shoot. Oh, yeah, we'll both do it. Oh, he's running. Fuck. He knows he knows something's up
I got this juice to the girls too
He's a freak though, he's got a dress and a gimp mask on
and
Some things front. Okay. There's a scab approaching
He's running left far left the stronghold
He's out of my sight. He's he's on the other side of stronghold towards flair now. Oh, that's a little sketchy
Yeah, he doesn't know though. I
Think he's gonna just try and go the oh a guy at the train got the train car
He's getting fucked up now
I
Tagged him somebody shot at him. He's by these excavators
He ran I believe he's in stronghold now
Yep, he's in stronghold
I see one up top two to up top. Oh
I'm not sure. Oh, it's boss.
I need to show up there. Yeah,
yeah, he shot the Uzi at this
guy. There's two players, though.
One player in stronghold and then
one unknown. I'm close to us at
all that body. It's a scam.
It's a scam. Yeah. Oh, that's a
that's a big bird. Close to us
I can't see him. Yeah
They're shooting him there now you're that yeah heard that
Still think there's two players though agreed
this fog is
fucking me man it's fucking me definitely not helping us that's for sure
definitely not helping us no I wish I had a better sniping gun I would have
smoked this guy
and now it's raining
Well, that's kind of good for us because it'll cover our footsteps on the metal
That oh, he's in there. He's in there
That's you might be one of them streamers
It might be he's playing very very very cautious as well
well. Just regaining on my stamina.
You just hang out and wait for him to move and maybe we catch him on the extract. Yeah.
We're going around his way at a stronghold. Oh yeah, they're busting it down. What the
the hell is he yapping about over there he's calling me a rat did he say I know
not the rats you are one of them is that the what's it called boss I know
it's uh it's on the goons I think it's Big Bird really hope he didn't shoot me
from my toes I think we're Shala is in stronghold and Big Bird is next to us
Yeah. Oh, Brandon.
I want to leave him because, oh, I just see him. I see the guy. I see Rashallah up top. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, oh, he might have just died. He definitely did. Do we have an angle on this?
Yeah, I think he just got pushed. Oh, oh, no, no, no.
No, that's still Rishala shooting though. Yeah, that is
Still Rishala
Yeah.
Hey, baby, is that you?
Hey, my wife just got home.
better my dogs are going to fucking war
oh flashback
are running on the other side of our building as well
the fight is still
train cart
see the player two
the fire scabs
right underneath us right underneath us train cart right underneath us
right underneath us i'm tracking them
He's hit like 20 times
I killed the other one. I'm dead from stronghold
Fucking heard those shots, dude. I
Literally looked at him. I should just let him go. Yeah, I think you're looking at I thought he's looking at you
Maybe I don't know
He was like right at the left the left side
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get to the left side of the road.
Fuck.
You might not know about you.
Me?
I just sit here in white?
Maybe, yeah.
He was on the left side up top.
Soon as I fucking stop looking at any peaks like what's good odds
Don't you just love it? What are the odds that call duty time and I?
Shot this guy in his art box like ten times
I could have let those players guys walk a little bit more
Yeah, might have been best to let him go.
Yeah, I agree.
Because this guy heard us shoot and then he looked over.
Now my energy is going to be toasted.
This ain't good for me.
I'm not high enough right to just heal it.
level there's like duffel bags and shit and go the second floor of this and
bought through the window that you might be able to find food
hmm
I think this guy's gonna push soon I'm just gonna chill
I don't know if he's gonna push to be honest. You don't think so. I
Feel like he won't or he does he's gonna take a long time
And if you don't like to hear that he might run into big bird to watch I'm hoping for him
My body's also, it should be safe, like behind some crates, or like a wooden box or something.
Where's your body at?
Just all the way in the corner.
That's me.
Put your bag in my bag.
Yeah.
Well, shit.
That is not what the doctor ordered, Tony. That's not what he ordered.
First part is the goons are like hard camping here right now.
And now I'm overweight
Sick all back. Thank you
All right, where the hell do I go?
I got a long way to go and it's short time to get there and I'm fat as shit and I can't
hardly moved
in game
How's it being back?
It's good!
good just getting used to like recoils and stuff I think it's just gonna be the
hardest part for me it's been such a long time
I don't know why it's not letting me lay down.
Might enjoying it?
Well I've been streaming for 7 hours, it feels like I've been streaming for 7 minutes,
so I'd say so.
Oh, I'm dead.
Okay.
Okay, we're just gonna have to...
Yeah, we did react for four hours, isn't very true.
Ah, we're good.
All right, I'm officially at the point of not regaining stamina because I am zero zero.
It's pretty ass.
I just got a problem with his food.
Isn't that his stash right there?
It is.
Please, food and water. I'm begging.
I'm begging I'm begging I'm begging I'm begging I'm begging
Beep filter. Let me check this guy real quick
I can't get to him
The question is, is do I head?
I think I'm just going to walk it.
We're not that far away.
Yeah, Tony got tapped.
I got him killed, to be honest.
There was two player scabs, I shot at one of the player scabs, he killed the other one
and then the guy looked at us and the guy we were camping just instantly tapped him
I don't know what to do.
I look over at YouTube chat, this is how hutch normally fails in his everyday life.
shut up shut the hell up over there
So close, but so far away, ma'am.
simulator what was the wrong extract I'm leaving the red
alright sucks it sucks could have been better but you know is what it is is what
it is Tony's dead RIP Tony in the chat RIP Tony all right Pete Tony in the
jab. Alright Pete Tony. Oh seven Tony. Yeah I want I didn't heal my body. Shit!
Taco time!
It's year donations. Yeah, true. Our whole inventory is just gonna be Tony shit.
Donate into the cars.
Yeah.
All right, I saw back
Well, I got out I understand would you like me to bring it in?
Yeah, I went out. All right, okay. I
Got you
All you're gonna need to bring is more ammo out because I don't have any of that. I got your
Yeah, I need meds and shit
meds as well yep I got your backpack I got your two mags your 43 grenades your
contact sixes your splint your helmet your mask
yeah but got your splints okay got you in for me top off the fish that's my guy
Yeah, should be all good. Okay, let's get it on. I got your rig as well. I got your black rock
Okay
I'll take a peek at your gear over in the lobby just double check that thing over definitely do that
Definitely do that for sure for sure for sure
See here
I'm just trying to eat and drink right now, I'm in fucking hell.
I still can't believe that by fixing yourself, it still doesn't fill the food and water.
It should, you should be able to just do that and stash it, fully agree.
100% sure.
Even, even charge me money for my lunch, even, doesn't it?
That's what I'm saying, charge me for my Chipotle, I'm okay with it.
Yeah.
I don't mind.
Oh, I can't look at it in this screen. Oh, I didn't heal shit
No, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're good. I can hit it grizzly. You're good. I already I already hit it though
This game now
You have it like a 10-second window to back out of rings. Did you ever notice? Yeah, it's a pretty fast you
The cues are a lot faster, but it like locks you in almost instantly
really
currently waiting to leave the game should we go to icebreaker I'm in okay
let's do it yeah I'm waiting to leave the game to fuck after this rig cell
change up my kid a little bit I think change it up a little bit I gotta bring
the bomb too. Well, we fucked up.
You just had to say you needed a
hill. My bad boss. You just had to
say it. My bad boss. Sorry, boss.
What the hell are we waiting for?
I think it's bugged out.
I think I'm on auto floor.
Yeah, me too.
No one going in on that.
I'm
Was AT&T fun
I don't know. There's a reason
why I told Pina he had to play
in a connected game. There's a
reason it is the most fun
sponsor that I do every year,
one of the most fun. Obviously
everyone is equally fun. I'm
receiving conflicting info now
that maybe I can't bring you.
I don't know. Maybe we can. I
don't know. Are you just loading
perpetually now? Yeah. Yeah.
We're completely fucked. Chat
saying you can. Genji took Coco
and peanut last night. Okay.
I mean, they might have the
kid is a bungulator. So, we
might change that.
Bro, my shit's cucked.
Me as well.
Oh, did you get that poster?
Yeah.
Okay. I you might only need
might only need that. He might be good. That and the money chat saying, bro, let me in
the game, man. I don't know what the fuck is going on. Yeah, you need 400,000. The robles
should be good I think I can bring it like I should be able to drop it for you too even
I ought to afford again I don't know if it's gonna fix this but holy shit
don't you just miss thark avathe you just miss this game
this you just miss this listen bro I um I'll be honest what really did it for me where it was
I was like, all right, I just got to play mainstream games
is that I was playing the aisle and these DDoSers
were waiting until I was like growing my dyno
and like there's like a prime thing now
where you can get prime and get to like be larger.
And then they would DDoS the server
trying to make me miss that.
So then I got back in after the DDoS and it still worked.
I was like, okay.
And I'm back in by the way. I'm good. Yeah
I was okay, so then I was like man, it'd be terrible if like
They sat here for the next four hours and waited for me to get in a fight and then DDoS to server again and sure as shit
It did exactly that and I was like, bro. I can't do this
Yeah
Like stream sniping on top of it like exactly. Yeah. Yeah, and then like I would reach out to him
I'd be like, Hey, this is happening.
And they would like, I don't want to listen.
I understand it's, it's hard to believe or whatever.
Like not everyone has, has been in the position where they get hunted down
religiously every single day.
So I get it, but I hit them up and I go, that isn't like, that's not real.
Like those guys were for sure.
Stream type of me.
Oh, well, it could have been real.
Oh, well, they could have been there.
They could have done this.
They could have done that.
I'm just like, bro, fuck this.
I mean, I get it but it's just people need to get a fucking hobby or get a hobby that doesn't involve
Dozing the server when you try to get a prime rest
No, what needs to happen is they need to actually get fucking
Arrested for that shit. Oh, they should 100% I'm fully out. Yeah, I'm arrest cheaters, too. Fuck it
I don't give a shit the rest of them. I'll put them in the goddamn labor camp. So I don't know son of the North Korea
Especially the bonds especially if they're grown-ass men, you know like if you're 40 years old and you're still cheating on video games
Wait, oh, we're late
I
You're another you ain't you ain't a grown-ass man, but well, that's the thing. It's like
If you're some young kid doing it, so you're you're a young stupid kid like you have an excuse
If you're a man, uh, I'll teach you
Yeah, there's scabs
Yeah, there's a shotgun where are you? Oh in the woods. I'm running with the camp behind dorms the tents my dorms
Oh, you're far as fuck away from me the fucker you
Bro, I spawned near the radio tower.
What?
I hear you.
Where are you at?
Is that you? I'm like kind of behind dorms, but I tense.
That's not you shooting right now?
No.
That's not you shooting?
Oh, yeah. No, that's not me shooting. No.
Oh, my God.
Is the guy between us?
Yes.
Yes.
He's in front of me. He's in front of me.
I was getting towards he's going towards
The train car he's going towards the train
Like the hill by I'm coming to you I'm coming to you I
Don't think he knows he doesn't know he doesn't know I'm here. I'm coming to you
I'm gonna get the broken fence broken fence
Yeah, I'm like on the hill right now just kind of sitting here. Okay, look at around I
Now I have a scav shock I'm coming to you
Are you on the radio hill? Yeah radio hill. Okay. I'm running to you. I'm running to you. I'm gonna be at the trains down below you
I'm just up here sweeping, bro. I don't see nothing
I'm like between radio hill and gas station. Yep. Yep. That's him shooting. He's that gas right now
You're in between radio on gas station. I should be coming up behind you real quick. Yep. I hear you shoot. I
Just shot
Okay, all that stuff's on the ground the back. Yep. Yep
Coming to drop
So you got dropped in different areas
To go to work out
I don't think I did and two scabs start walking up towards me. Well, it's probably the what's it called
Like spawning him with no gear shit. Yeah, yeah
All right, we ready to go yep
Okay, there's people already heading to a stronghold. That's where that guy was
Oh, no, I must have shot a different guy
I
Hit up
Yeah, different guy my guy had no bag. Okay. I just heard him shoot up here. Yeah
Yeah.
Oh yeah, they're in Panda.
Yeah, well it's up with everybody wanting to fight in fucking Panda, man.
Is that all going after the goons? People hold up in there, it's like the only cover.
I'm stuck on the damn train.
Oh, you're out of your mind doing all that.
What the fuck was that?
Smoke grenade
They pop pk I'm in
He's the other side of us red gates, I'm in close on your right. He's on the other side red gates watch out
I
Still the right. I believe don't know tomorrow. I'm gonna need it
I'll have a flashlight on this. Oh, yeah, I do
need
Oh, what the fuck every time I turn my my laser on it instantly turns off
He's above us, I think
Yeah, I think he's above us here
What's the hole I can throw it right I might be able to do some crazy shit watch out this is my backfire. Oh
My god, the need in okay, it's a scav
I don't know what's happening. Oh
Oh, oh shit, I think drop down here. He's in here to drop down
I'm gonna pull an egg you ready to swing it. Yep
It's like he fell back somewhere
To this no flashlight shit. Yep. He's in the back. I just see them
Double oh nice. All right, I gotta fix this. This is the most AIDS fucking thing I've ever experienced in my life
Toggle tactical devices T
Hello?
Oh
t
what's this? tactical device activi...
Wait, wait.
This game, there's something wrong with these fucking people who made this game truly tea.
But what's going on?
He he he he he he he He he he He he he he he He he he he he he he he he he he
He he he he he he he he he he he they have a mode that you can change your flashlight
to fucking toggle or some stupid shit, like why in the fuck would anyone want to do that?
Alright, I'm good.
Okay.
Holy shit, balls.
Hey, great work, soldier.
Oh this is definitely a tournament goer.
I
Take a shit
I will do I will do yes, I need this tag
Beautiful all right, I can play the game. I was literally trying to look and it was just pitch black and I can't see nothing
Wonderful time wonderful time
No one's chance to use another another guy here, huh?
There's definitely other people this guy came from like this was the guy that was in between us at the spawn. Oh
This is who we I should I think someone underneath me
Maybe not I don't know
that's what we're seeing there
yeah but here I'm underneath us for sure
player
oh yeah running outside too
He's running. I'm gonna see if I can get him at the back window up top if he goes by the gas station or something
Just open the door. Yeah, that's me. That's me. That's me. Oh, I just saw a guy on the train tracks
There's a guy outside out back out back out back
Where I killed that one guy when he pushed you with the name
Oh, fuck. That need to go out the window.
Ah!
Somebody's flanking.
They're leaving.
Two.
Okay, I can't throw nades up this window.
Yeah, but there's another guy too.
Close.
You just jumped?
Yeah, I fell. I fell.
What's the matter? Were you?
I'm down at that door.
Yeah, I'm at the door.
Oh, maybe I hurt you then.
No, no, no. I just got here.
No, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
There's a guy out on the the big double doors we out to your left
Thank you so there I don't know. I haven't heard them
Let's try to bait a little bit. I've got a light on it. There's a lot of loot out here
Oh, the goons are here. Yeah, and we're shall I fuck dude
Ain't that guy just fucking high-tailed it out of here. I didn't hear him run. No
Yeah, I'm still there get him
kill them kill them nice job good shit bro good shit good shit good shit
he shot me something that I fucked up my armor I think we got ourselves
another streamer you just dropped yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean I just I was wait
You shoot me
No, no, I hit my front plate. Oh, oh
What me?
No, me. No, no, it wasn't me. Couldn't have been me. I wasn't even shooting
Shut you in the back on the customs wasn't me
Got a bull stack in your buttocks. It wasn't me was me
was in me it was in me
Tony I shot the fuck out of you I'm just gonna come up from. How did you hit my
front face though. Okay so there is a small very small percentage of a chance
that I was the one who killed that guy. Like the most possibly and
Possibly there's a chance. I might have one been the one or I shot you in your fucking ass
That's that those are the only options that are probably on the shot me in the chest, but it didn't damage my back armor
Did you like thread the needle through my armpit? I might have you're you'll have to watch the clip because I mean if I didn't shoot you I
Don't know who I shot
Go today
No, I killed him. Okay, so yeah, I shot you then for sure
Sorry about that
Mistakes happen. That's what they say mistakes do happen
Level five I'm gonna swap these plates for these four plates take the other rig and that's another juicer right there
We're gonna swap. Wait, there's a level 5 plate on this guy.
Yeah, I got two 5 plates in this one. Just give me a little moment. Let me perform surgery here.
Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop.
Oh, someone's shooting me from stronghold. Watch out.
about the ship
i don't know what it was but it could have been a man
you're inside i'm coming i'm coming around from the back again
this is me sprinting in like a the fuck is that you know
sounds like a boss
it could be a boss i don't know i it felt like a i had shot over shall is
dead in here
all
partisan american
Oh, does he sound like he eats glue?
Yes.
OK, that's partisan.
Yeah, it sounds like he's making a window mid conversation.
That's partisan.
Parmesan cheese.
Parmesan.
Yeah, they didn't look this guy either.
No, I don't think at any chance.
Yeah, a lot of dead shit.
I'd love to loot this, but with Parmesan out there,
I don't know if it's a good idea.
No, but we should kill Farmer John
Yeah
We kill him we'll put him on a plate of pasta and then we loot all these other guys
Go I got an angle from the top
BT Emma, I mean I might as well take it I'll loop it down bad
I see a lot of red. Oh, I see
him in the head. He's not
bad. Oh, the truck. He's on
the truck in front of a
stronghold. I'm the truck in
front of stronghold. Let me
see. The little like the
torque thing on top of it. I
shot him in his head. I wonder
Oh, that's gonna fuck him up
Okay, he's gotta be dead now if he's back there
Yeah, I don't see nothing I don't see nothing man
We're shot by construction
Where's someone pivot inside?
Yeah, there's a scab on us. I mean he's gotta be dead
Yeah, it's a scabbo. I've got them bows. I've got them
It's my name
Yeah, I think I killed them
You think oh my gosh as six B 43 armor on this guy
the
Fort
No, I think block that thing dude. The things you're gonna be slow as hell the place as well
Uh, there's tier six plates in it. Yeah, but yeah, there's tier six
I mean I would take those for sure, but the armor itself I
Mean if you want to be moving like Donatello from the Ninja Turtles. No, no, I'm not wearing that shit
Fuck that. I'm just trying to figure out how in the ever-living shit
I'm gonna fix my my loop problem
there is so much loot here it's ridiculous that's what I'm saying I got
to really take my do my due diligence and loot maxing currently okay I killed
farmer John farmer John is dead confirmation oh shit yeah that's me
that's me oh he doesn't have the splody guy right so that's all good check this
ammo, BT, I'm not unloading anymore ammo, I'd rather die.
Sideplates too, fuck the sideplates, I'm not going back.
I'll take that one.
I'll give him six two rounds.
There's an armor on night if you want this.
I need a BCP FMJ.
Drop all that.
I'll take that one not.
Apparently performing surgery, give me a moment, I'll let you know once I'm done.
Take your time, take your time, it is not a race, there is no rush.
I
See what the piping tin has
All right, these guns are looted there's all like two or five plates and shit if you need more of that but
Yeah, Scott
firing on a scab
All right, that's all good on him
You
Dog-tox tell her you got it. I should have it, but I will take an extra one if you got it a gladiator s-rig on this guy
Me me
Holy space though Batman
Does it have side plates?
left side
well like if you can hold side plates and sure
I think any armor that doesn't hold side plates is ass
this can only hold the left side of a side plate
not the right yeah
what the hell it's a lefty
I can only take one
I can only take a front plate level five I can't take the back plate
I think side plates are so strong in those game. Oh Chad's saying I'm blind. Oh look right side
That's a Arab aramid insert, but the left side is not
Come look at this tell me if I'm crazy or if my Chad is valid and call me an idiot
But I'm pretty sure I'm right in there idiots pretty sure check that guy
Yeah, that only has a left side.
I told ya, you dumb motherfuckers!
What the hell? And it only has soft armor on the roof.
That's...
Yeah, I don't know about that rig.
Alright, I want this armor just because I need it.
Hmm...
But I also need the HK.
I don't think I'm gonna be able to take it. This one or this?
What's the plates in this double five plates fuck can you put plates in your ass or no?
You can yes you can. Not recommended to do it at dinner party but you can definitely
do it. Your mask and rig is ass. The mask and rig the CQCM is ass.
I don't know. Uh it's not ass.
It's not as good as it used to
be. It's only tier three now.
It's only tier three. It's tier
three now, but it is still
covers your face. Oh, Jesus. I
mean, let's be real. Anything on
your face or your head is pretty
much only ricochet chance
anyway. Like, yeah, you're not
wrong. I'm going to take a level
five plate over it. That's for
Like I want to grab this this this armor, and I can grab it, but I can't grab the armor and the HK
So I'm kind of in a predicament I
Would take down over armor for sure 100% yeah, all right. I mean armor
Did armor is for people who plan on getting shot?
Guns over people who plan on doing the shooting
true let's get the hell out of here unless there's more loot on this guy I
think you do this guy right
they took his plates no but fuck it I can drop you plates of you plates no no
no I'm just trying to make as much money as possible I am so fat I quite
literally came over oh my help up and over soldier up and over let's go you're
where the war is gonna be over help oh you didn't tell me that the armors gonna
weigh this bunch you will switch me backpacks or is useful mine's probably
probably have you too. Maybe it's not as heavy though.
It's not. Roll it down the hell. Roll it down the hell.
Oh, nope. I mean a little better. A little better. I still don't regain
stand but a little better. No, you're not going to regain stand
with either of these no way. And we can't take the other extract.
Oh wait, I can give you drugs. Come here. Help. Yes, yes. Come to my corner. Take the
Oh give me your crack. Give me your crack. Yep. Tony, your level fencing all the other.
Oh that helmet's got some bullet holes in it.
All right I think you keep the big one. No, give me my bag back.
Oh, you think I'll be able to move with this. Oh, yeah, dude. I gave you the finest fentanyl
Nope, still don't regain stem
What yeah, no no step
You got a good job, buddy. I'm a fat boy. Can we go off the train?
the flare so we'll swap bags okay you'll get stamina back and then we will make
our final sprint for the extra sounds good boss sounds a good boss I'm fat in
game why do I have to clarify there you go let's tell you why you picked a
Pretty good time to come back to the game with this fucking event going on.
I feel like I did, man.
I've been having a lot of fun today.
People are active as hell.
Yeah.
People are super active.
I like this.
Let me know when you re-analyzed.
Yeah, I'm waiting till it's all the way max.
All right.
Oh, I can run.
Wait, what?
Didn't let me run that thing go.
You didn't definitely run, it just won't let you get the stamina back.
Oh my gosh, I thought I just got murdered.
Why?
Because you shot that flare and I thought I got head shot at.
Dude, I went prone in the extract on Woods yesterday.
Got shot and had by a guy in the extract, died and then extracted and was still alive.
and he was able to loot my dead body, but I was still alive
Wait, am I post raid screen? Yeah, am I post raid screen? It said that I got shot in the head, but I still at 13 HP
I don't know what happened. It's crazy
Sounds like the game
Sounds like the game went crazy
Computer initiate reanimation protocol tons of body footage was just leaked and unredacted from the Lego case
Oh shit
Wait tons of what body footage so that the cops they they oh my gosh
I had a bunch of empty bags on me the cops they redacted all the footage and I guess a lot of it was just
unredacted or
Give him back. Whatever the fucking term is
So, they're fucked.
Oh, I mean, so here's the problem.
Legality-wise, if all that footage was redacted, but now that they're re-releasing it or they're
putting it back out and it's, there was no reason for them to redact it in the first
place, that's illegal within itself and that's like a huge department problem.
Get off with that probably be like qualified immunity yada yada yada
We thought it was we were protecting me something of the God the prayer
We were protecting the people in quite, you know, they'll come up with some bullshit
But the problem is in my opinion the problem is is all the other outliers as well
That's just another thing on the pile of shit
Oh sure what they're dealing with yeah, I mean if it goes to like a jury or something like that's gonna influence their decision
But I doubt they're gonna get charged with like oh you were trying to cover up
Like I doubt that's what will actually stick. Yeah, I don't know how
Yeah, there's always a reason there's always a way
I don't care, I don't speak Russian.
Hurry up!
Oh, here it was not.
Hurry up!
I'm here to judge, in general.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
It's true, but...
How about you leave it to the fish?
Listen...
What the hell are you talking about?
I'm just...
You know, I wonder how long they sat there encoded in jokes for proper to tell you.
I feel those jokes they're fucking ass dude.
Locate these to the facility on factory, streets, and obtain a key card with access codes to enter facility.
Do you know where that is?
That sounds like labs.
Like go to the lab's transits on those maps.
Do I need to do this? Can you see if you can queue what's called with me reserved?
can I queue I cannot queue reserve what do you know what the fuck is wrong with
me would you like that listed alphabetically numerically you son of a
bitch why can't I do reserve
I'm just going to start the game.
Okay, so I should be good.
Yeah, I don't know maybe.
Like I said, I've only done the story like once or twice.
So yeah, I don't know what like the back of my hand.
Are you playing talk of tomorrow?
me yeah
Yes, okay
I want to do icebreaker
But I also don't want to leave customs because this is pretty sick. It is pretty sick. Yeah, I agree
So we can always if you would like to play tomorrow just do icebreaker tomorrow
Well, all right, why for icebreaker tomorrow chat now?
Yeah, I mean, in my opinion, take advantage of the event while you can and get the fun out of it because Icebreaker's not going anywhere.
Exactly, that's what I'm thinking too.
The event will come and go, so you know, you gotta make the most of it whilst you're here.
Waswas from the town name, waswas.
Yes, and over to play games.
The triangle so is it even I just ate food for no reason is it even worth doing the other quests anymore?
Like what do you get from them just more exp? Oh, well you get all the unlocks and shit. Yeah, and you get trader rep
So you know shit it is yeah
So really after you unlock the maps from the story
Doing the story doesn't really give you much more
the side quests are gonna give you the XP and the like trader rep and the unlocks and
all that.
So it's I'm still gonna have to go and do all those stupid quests again is what you
said.
Oh yeah.
Damn.
I thought there was like some crazy room.
I did.
though now I haven't actually tried it I think they're shared quest progression so if you have
a quest for like shooter born and if we're in a group and I shoot a guy in the head with a
bolt action I'm pretty sure it gives you credit really not yet is that not in yet that might not
be in yet damn it they're doing that at some point but good I can't wait for that one guy
That is not good! That is gonna ruin the experience for me!
He ain't got no friends, bitch! Shut up!
Yeah, I'm trying to eat, man. I haven't eaten today.
Nah, you ready?
Ready Freddy, sorry, I'm trying to eat this
Stop hitting me with of courses
Yeah, is this one of those tournaments that's going to go through the night or is it going
to be over by the time P gets on.
through the night. Oh my gosh, we are going to have so much fun.
Let's get it out. Let's get it out
Somebody just shot
Jax and tomorrow they're gonna be on factory. Oh my god
that's gonna be complete chaos I think I have a lot of impact grenades grenade
launchers maybe I should buy some more RPGs
the factory is gonna be disgusting though
as if we can live consistently how much loot we're gonna bring out those factory
Oh, yeah, it's gonna be sick.
Oh, I think I don't know.
I think if they do 100% boss, too, it's a Gila.
Oh, my gosh.
It's gonna be swimming in level six plates.
I
Did you see that back rooms movie yet, but what movie back rooms no
You know what it is no oh
It was based off of like the
Those like games that people made is like a I think it was maybe 4chan like creepy pasta
They went viral making all this war about it and then people made games and then someone turned it into like a horror movie
Looks like it was fighting for her I got wife agro level three agro
Level three
Okay, okay, okay
All right, the boss has been defeated.
I had to pull out the Uno reverse card multiple times.
used multiple spells and even ancient tech to tame the beast but I have one I
have one it's good to be back in the land of the living gentlemen it's good
to be back welcome back welcome back it's a close one I was a close one what
you looking at things I did not mean to walk in front of you I apologize you
won't be the cost the ancient long sword of arguments has been broken
that's uh oh wait we won't be able to kill this guy hold on if you go in that other room
look out the window you might be able to see that guy I'm trying where's the other room
like across opposite side you gotta go like down and you can like look out the window
my gas but you gotta be careful because people do checked up I'm looking by old gas right
now I don't see this guy but somebody's on his way here's her way good hey good
job being inclusive right there Johnny good work they're on day that way good
inclusivity that's right
What's your Chipotle order? Let's hear it. What you got chicken steak rice hot sauce cheese
done
Wait, what kind of that's what inside I just saw yeah rice brown rice
brown rice oh
Man I
See him in there. He might give me a shot soon
Always in gas. Yeah, he just walked out. Oh, yeah. I see a machine. Oh, oh, and I'm out of the shoulder
No way
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
He's inside, he's inside, he's going in the shitter
I see him, I see him, I see him
Don't move, because I'm looking right over your shoulder pretty much
Okay, my shot is gonna be a little black, just so you know
That's okay, that's okay
God, Najo, where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from? God, Najo
stay there you stay there
oh i
okay they're passing by they're passing by we're gonna shoot them in the fucking back
wait no they're about to enter it fuck
oh good
no
oh could you not see them
no
fuck
shut
you oh oh well yeah yeah we fuck him up Tony wait what the fuck I'm hearing wait
actually maybe they don't know just run back outside they went they went no
They went the other way towards like the flare. Oh up here where we came from
But they're up. Yeah, they're coming up here
Like the ramp yeah, they're by the ramp
Okay
Run around a little bit and fire your gun at something like your shooting a scab or some shot it don't expose yourself to these guys
They're taking it. They're taking it. They're taking it. They're taking it. Wait, don't over
sell it now. Don't over sell it. There's actually a guy over here. I just shot at a wall and
he started running. Wait, wait, they're taking the bait. They're taking the bait. I hear
room. Oh, there is a guy out here. Okay, good. Just don't expose yourself to this
hall. I'm about to kill him. He's he's he's getting close. We're at a pussy sandwich.
There's two guys over here.
That's OK.
What was this guy?
OK, this guy is not peeking at all.
Oh!
Oh, yeah!
We're in it out
That's not peaking you want me to handle this Tony you just let me know
I'll handle it stand back eat my food nobody eats my tushanka
Wait, wait, wait, wait, he's left side.
Shot him, he knows now.
Fuck out!
He was left side, unknown if there's more tangos.
Nothing's getting a grenade on him.
What the f-
I
Know arms down the limp wrist on it. Oh, we got to kill those guys too fuck. We got a lot to do
What the fuck are my needs doing man, where'd they go hey move off that there we go, that's a good
They went down maybe I don't know I might do it. No, I think it's on the left. It might be up
I'm listening. Oh, yeah, there's a guy down here. He's trying to flank the flank
I don't know where the other guy is I mean, I thought there were definitely two right
other ones dead nice there we go baby there we go okay let's go let's get up in the windows
and these other guys I'm gonna be under you yeah sounds good yeah flashlight on don't kill me
I'm all the way up I'm all the way up I'm all the way up I'm all the way up I'm all the way up
I'm gonna be under you. Yeah, sounds good. I'm all the way up. I'm all the way up
You've got a couple of breaks, I'm gonna have to repair me reander
Spider caught a couple of flies in his web
Gotta give her people on my farm. I'm supposed to be over here
Somebody dog was causing a wreckus
So I'll see shit
That'll happen that'll happen
There's got a full auto shotgun
What the guy that I stomped she killed you know fall out of shot
Brother I'm not kidding you I don't know if like maybe one of my shots ricocheted and hit somebody or like what what exactly happened
But I literally just started spraying and then I heard a guy go
As he walked off
Well, he died so don't don't worry about it
No, no, no, I'm talking about the when you you told me to bait I think I accidentally shot somebody
Oh, baby, I'm on the triple stack thing that we were on the other end
Sounds good
There's a dozen R sass out here somewhere
We also had the guy at gas station
He's probably
I thought I heard extra footsteps. No, I heard extra footsteps in the the other room the other room that we're in
Underneath me as well
Okay, you're outside is clear
Oh, yeah, I heard something shuffle them
Could be a scatronic over there. Yeah, could be
Are you all the way up top yeah all the way up
I'm going to go up. I'm across
the hallway from you. I'm
looking at stronghold again.
Hear the walk in. Scav. You
shoot that. Yeah. Yep. Yep.
This one was a scab. Oh, they're
in a crack house to they might be going the opposite direction of us I'm here
someone running into my building now can't tell what that is I'm back on
triple stack I hear it running I hear it that you so you know no no no I'm
outside I'm outside on the metal whatever is in the building will you
kill it. Yeah, just a scat.
Jesus Christ.
I'm looking back. Yeah, I'm going to do this crack.
And crack for sure. What's that range?
Ah, one.
Aim up. Top of the head. 25. Yeah.
Top of the head. Yeah.
Just aim at his head. He'll probably hit him. We're elevated to.
Yeah, true
Yeah, so they were like out right side right side of crack house last scene ran inside
Okay, so they might go
Yeah, we might catch them on the cross
Yeah, I'm thinking maybe loot this guy. You got that hold
This guy's strong hold
Yeah, go for it
They could um, they could be there
They could be there, but they could also get out of Krakhausen. I miss it
They're easy to miss them. Yeah, that's all I'm thinking too. This guy was four just like me
CLAWKS!
Oh
This is the the giveaway the giveaway shotgun oh
Yeah, the little redeem the code shotgun
Nice clock. Thank you. All right code now going over
10-4 rubber ducky I am provided overwatch
Always someone's rat in here, right? Oh, no, no way. Nah, you're totally fine
All right, we got eyes on crack I'll move let me know
up
good
getting eyes round
rubber ducky this is a gold dragon i have on the move
yeah
that eyes got hold
Oh, that's shots over there, maybe they left
Where I just saw a tracer by the bus maybe they're front of crack right now
I'm under you
Yeah
Yeah, I see him top crack
Top crack running down
Running directly at us right now going left side wall. Yeah, yeah, yep
Attractor standing still attractor
No idea if there's a second one money still there one guy's one one guy right now
You can see his foot bottom attractor
The excavator the yellow thing. Yeah, yeah, I just lost them. Yeah, I see him right straight
I'm getting on the machine gun for the hell of it for the memes. I missed
Still behind that. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. He's going the right. He's going the right. He's going the right
Honestly, I killed him the the arm stand I'm gonna tell you this I
I I hope Nikita knows that there might be one there might be one in crap
He's a fucking bitch for making me deal with the top step like it is the stupidest shit ever
That's I hate it. You're low level. Okay one one right one might be in
crack as well
I'm gonna send a grenade off to the right. I don't know if it'll reach, but yeah
Have another one
And I know that's a beautiful native use behind that thing. He's dead if he's one that thing
I think it might still be in the middle. I don't have any more grenades. I thought it would have mattered
I'm gonna leave my back here for now
I don't know. I have no idea. I'm pissed off about arm stamp. I'm down first floor
I'm just going to wait for five minutes until I-
Oh, I just saw a guy behind the mechanic, red shirt.
I think that's our med.
I can.
I can.
He might be rotating all the way around.
Yeah, I think we could flank his flank.
Yeah, I'm going.
Apparently, back wall behind crack as well.
I think there's two. Yeah I agree on me. You hear him? Yeah. I'm met him on his flank.
This isn't good. Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? To the right of my blue fence.
He heard me. I heard him. We both stopped. Are you like near those? Near those gas containers.
Yeah, I'm a long blue wall. Are you by the porta potty? I'm somewhat near it. I'm on
blue wall next to skeleton. Okay. Why can't I see you? I'm
somewhat behind a crane right now.
Look, are you on the crane?
I'm laying down.
Okay, I think I see you. Where is he? To my right. Right on
I'm just watching jump over right now.
Front right.
Yeah, like in that whole area, front right of me.
Like towards skeleton or the other side?
Other side.
Like where he would be coming from.
Can you watch that hole maybe and I can get moving and see if I can see him?
I'm going to show the one behind you.
uh...
we're gonna try to get some of the budget
got a red flannel shirt
yeah i think this guy's gonna be on the other side of this port of party in
front of me
i could shoot a bajillion grenade launcher things added
if you get the fuck out of there somehow
I wouldn't shoot a bajillion. I'd shoot a couple though
I think boys gonna rotate on that rotate
We're here more running yeah, I'm underneath you now
kill them, kill them, kill them.
Nice.
Dead.
Don't know if there's another.
He came for a mechanic though, so whatever you heard over there.
Okay.
I'm clearing first floor.
He literally just ran fucking straight at the building.
I mean, we never really saw two, right?
No, I only saw one.
He saw one and it was MDR.
That's what we, that's the bullets we heard was MDR.
But that guy's an MDR.
He's a g36 and an mp5 which I did hear an mp5. I don't think I've heard an mdr
We heard a like a DMR kind of thing
Could be wrong I could be wrong
In a while or something at first well, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I thought it was it yeah
Yeah, but if you heard a guy by the porta potties over there that was this is not
Okay, so this is for sure this for sure one more that guy was trying to probably push you off of his boys calls of like
Which makes me think that you might have killed that guy with a grenade launcher
Maybe I blow the fuck up. Yeah, Chad said there was definitely to a crack. Okay
I think you blew him up because as you know
It's simple psychology in the game of Tarkov when your boy dies you either a don't move or two
Absolutely sprint
I got ten minutes clear this shit out. Yeah, let's do it grumbag. I'm ready. Yeah
Yeah, I think you killed that motherfucker maybe
If he was right on the other side of the wall from where you were the blue fence
I shot them and look at this little hut and it would have blown him up
Yeah
I think I think he's gonna be right here on this blue wall and he is not nothing
I'm sure I'm staying on the goons are dead at this oil truck.
Oh, but money on the
I could have made as well.
Maybe. Yeah, maybe very, very much maybe.
Oh, my game is frozen or crashed right now.
I think I just crashed, yep. I should've crashed, okay.
I'm good, 8 minutes. I'm trying to protect you.
Yeah, I'm kind of just standing in the open, just mocking everybody.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
What is that clip? Good clip or bad clip?
always bad trip
Good good clap. Oh
Yeah, we're just waiting for Tony to get back
I'm gonna lose Tony. I'm gonna lose. Oh
Level 16 died to night
With an SR 25
Maybe he traded as he was rotating
Because we heard those shots that guy I think died a while ago, okay
That's disgusting
I'm just reconnecting it takes longer to reconnect than does the Q array now how
How weird is that?
Let's see here, what can I do, what can I do?
It's actually one of the best things they did to this game, was they actually improved the matchmaking times substantially.
Quite literally the best possible thing they could have done for this game, I agree.
My problem is they did it like after a lot of people already stopped playing
Which sucked but they did do a really good job with that. Well, I think they're gonna have their time again
Pretty much now to be honest the TEP 300 tactical earplugs
Dog shit, but there weren't a bit of money on the flea usually you can wear those with Alton helmets and to go in that
And then there's also the pro flex had phones
What you're worth hella money same deal hella hella you got five minutes left by the way
And I don't know if we're close to the extract. I'll spank my computer and see if I go faster
Yeah, smack it on the ass
I'm creating
I mean, you'll need everything for your hideout.
True.
Don't fuck with my thing.
I think you'll eventually need found and raid hose too, yeah.
Pretty much any item in the game?
Yes.
I'm back.
You're back, alright.
We should probably run, huh?
Yes.
Oh, I have to run.
probably run huh?
Yes, oh I have food.
There's a scope and a suppressor inside of this guy's bag if you did want it.
Oh my gosh, and there's more shit, fuck. Do I have time or no?
Yeah, we got time.
Yeah, we got four minutes. We just have to go to the flare.
It can be fine.
Jay, alright, I'm good. Let's get it.
I should have swapped for eggs. You're right. Fuck!
You by chance want to swap backpacks?
Yeah, here's his big dope shit.
Off-fairy backpacks, bro.
Just keep going.
I'll drop this one off, and then I'll come back and grab that one, okay? I also just realized what I said was
pretty insane
I don't know.
Just move right past that.
Drop your bag, soldier! Drop your bag!
Thank you!
Thank you.
One day I'll have legs, Papa.
One day I'll be real strong.
I'll be able to carry my own bag out, Papa.
Betty greens.
Oh, shit.
Oh
I might not be good
No, no, no, it's infinite as long as you shoot the flare the whole raid
You could shoot the flare at the beginning of the raid and extract at the very end fun
Glad I ain't like how it used to be boss. There's no time around it at all.
Good raid! Good raid!
Bro doesn't stop eating people don't just die of hunger bud.
Take care of your temple you hefty wagon you if corrupt is an abandoned the
kick chat in the next three minutes I'm banning 20 20 individuals who don't
deserve it that's where I'm at I don't care I don't care
I'm gonna bring in bird guys sniper rifle
Brother you won't believe it what I'm out of room in my stash
Let's go
Now now the real hell begins because it's like what do I get rid of?
Give me but the moment that means that means we're printing
Time to buy unheard
Fuck you. Oh, do not have on there refuse
Yeah, that's all I was doing and then well on her doesn't give you more staff space
It'll give you containers to start with but I had like free upgrade codes and I said fuck it
Yeah, I feel that
I'm just not a true believer
All right, just give me but a moment. I'm just gonna make enough room
And we go again. Good news is after I play with peanut tonight
This issue will be an issue of the past, you know, but I'll lose fucking everything
Everything we've done today up until this point. It's all gone. Yeah. Yeah, it's all it everything is gone
All of all the success all this good feeling that that I'm having right now all my dreams
Yeah, all gone all gone but within a moment and then a brush should win. Do you hear that that was all the profit just
lying away
I
Want to bring it in a big fucking gun it was you bring in there partner
Bird eyes little sniper
Sniper do that nice
Can I bother you for another stack of in a 5 5 a 1?
I know it's in the budget really are you ready now in the budget?
Um, if you actually are
12,769 rounds, I will slap your ass with velocity
Bring me some ammo in man, please. I got you. I got you. It's down bad over here. No, I got you
Got a bunch of m8 55 rounds and depression. I
I need to buy water may 55 a1 we go to the M8 55 a1 farm
They gave icebreaker
Kilsom AI how many rounds of M8 55 a1 can I get from from one rate?
hundreds
Hundreds
As well as other animals. Let me ask this depends how many but you know icebreaker
Do you guys want to go do an icebreaker before we get we get that several hundred five five eight one nine nine five and
SSAP all in one raid on icebreaker
All right
Everyone in my chat wants to go to icebreaker if you would like to go
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you want to do it
You sold us you've sold me and you've sold them
now just one of those things where I should bring more ammo how much you have two max
we can loot the AI for it I'll bring plenty of ammo as well and then I want to bring a
a lot of taters right grenades you don't really you tell me is there anything I
need to bring no saying money you need 400,000 sorry I wasn't expecting that
number you took me by surprise 400,000 400,000 well $30 in a subways used gift
card do? Probably not. I can also bring money. All right, I got it. 400,000. You also need
2400 euros to extract, but I'm going to bring euros for us. Plus, we can get off the boss
if we kill the boss. I have 3000 euros. Should I bring some? No, I'm going to worry about
it because it's what you have. How confident are you that you're not going to die?
pretty damn confident okay go all right some freak shit could happen but it's
a pinch do you want me to like fold cheese it or do you want to fuck yeah
you don't you think I want to play this game legitimately they're chats lucky
I'm not just using cheats now I don't know if they fixed some of the cheese but
But if they didn't, like, we're cut.
We're cut.
I'm just bringing everything we need.
I'm just constructing my, um,
Okay, we might die trying to trans it
That's that's the more risk to be honest
Okay transit is
The transit
Okay, is there any safe way to transit?
if by safety means standing on the pier on shoreline then yes I'm gonna bring us
SJ 6 stimulants okay I'm putting a lot of money on this one I'm gonna bring a
Stimulant so we can fucking zoom zoom over there
Okay, I'm
I'm ready. Okay
I'm
Didn't change anything nor prepare in any way whatsoever, and I'm ready. You shouldn't need anything
you
you
you
you
you
you
We've actually been blessed go go go we've been fucking blessed bro okay so there's gonna
be a little fan boat on the pier like a little hovercraft looking thing you're gonna have
to deposit the money in it and then just fucking run around like a maniac so don't get snipe
Got it?
Got it!
See that little red, white and blue boulder?
over there the freedom boat yeah that's our ticket out of here we actually got
so blessed I should probably pop a Tony I paid a grave mistake what I forgot
paying killers there's a million stems on the map to what I should have said
was chat didn't remind me to get paying killers mods ban three people get some
before we go on the pier here yep
I'm almost I'm almost half good good
Where do I go on the boat you got a hold off and then he takes your money and then close the window
And then just fucking don't stand still
Am I good?
Can I do it?
Yeah, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.
Just stay there.
Just keep moving.
I'm just staying there.
Just stay there and keep moving.
What are you doing, dumbass?
Jackass?
Dumb.
Everyone's calling me an idiot.
Nah, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Let's get ready.
You messed it up.
Take your money.
Wait.
You didn't, no, you didn't mess it up.
Your thing popped up in the fucking bottom.
You're fine.
Chess that I lost 300,000 Tony am I oh no you you sent it back to your stash
Am I poor Tony if you put money in the window it sends it back to your stash so
Get it by the time okay, just probably yeah
Wait you can't send money back to stash it gets deleted
Three out of a thousand rubles Tony
Well, you may have fucked up
Yeah
Yeah
All right lock in brother lock in okay our first stage
Oh, I didn't tell you to bring a flare so you're gonna have to grab this flare
We're ready. Oh, yeah, this flare. There's gonna be a flare
Just in case I die so you can next drive
You didn't put the euros in right no, okay good
Okay, so only AI on this map. We're about to fight Knight only Knight and
aka Marty and the goons. Okay, so I'm gonna unseal this door
You're gonna there's gonna be AI potentially right on the other side this next door
So we're gonna shoot them from out here
They're a bunch are gonna probably aggro us and push Knight will probably also push. Okay. Okay, okay, so just hold the angle
I'm gonna run back out. Don't shoot me when I'm running out ready go don't shoot Tony
Hello
Hello
Nice probably gonna be more ropes if they don't push will we'll go in I'm gonna load a mag
I need extra ammo whenever you can. Not right now, but
All right, we're gonna go in
Okay, okay. Yes chef. There's one to the left somewhere. Are you pushing?
Okay, we're gonna clear at this top floor they can come from these stairs down here on the left and they could be in these
rooms up here. A lot of stems and shit. If you need beds or stems or whatever. Lots of shit in here. Food potentially.
Wait, where's that room at? What? Okay, pain beds here. Wait, here's a morphine. Here's a
Is it the Fribulator for your butthole?
Let's see if we can find an Expresso machine.
We need this key card.
Oh god.
No express on machine unless you wash nice.
How long is this raid?
40 minutes. Oh no, 50 minutes now. They extended it.
We got a lot of time.
I can do this shit like pretty fucking quick.
down these stairs there's gonna be more rogues we're gonna just stick together
and kill them all. Oh can I get that uh that extra ammo? Oh yeah I didn't bring
a shit ton. I think I only have 20 spare but we'll get them from the Black Division soon.
Oh here's some ammo on this guy. It's all shit. No it's all shit. Take this 20
stack here and then we'll be fine. You're not gonna need ammo. I'm gonna solo the
next like hard part because it I can
tease it and they have one of us is gonna
done right no back out like oh it's I do
roses a bunch of fucking asshole
all right okay down the steps we go
down the steps we go there's some okay
actually fuck this angle we're gonna go
back out I'm just gonna do it safe
I'm gonna get a super safe.
I'm gonna hop down in the freezer here.
This is a bit of a long hallway here.
I got it potentially.
We're just gonna connect.
Notice, watch out right in here.
There's a guy there.
there fuck watch out I thought you died
no you're good what time off to right
right right right right right nice
good shit good shit clear this room
you might be able to get a little bit of
loot in here are you Tony I'm in here
I'm scared man. Oh, you're good. You're good. I got you. Oh
My god, you don't worry. Don't worry
Okay, let's keep it going
coming right here right here right here
there's a key card that we got upstairs that opens up you swipe the
little keypad there's gonna be a cutscene that comes up right now it's
super fucking loud be prepared
that's the boss man that's wedge never in my life I'd say I don't need to talk
I've got cut scenes. Yeah, well, we don't even need the shit trust me
Damn, it's like that shit. We don't need none of this shit
Follow me
Okay, so I've never actually done this part as a duo with the dislike strat. I know but
You're gonna just sit it'll look pretty okay. Okay, we're at
I'll tell you in a second I'm just grabbing some of this there's a bunch of loot spawnslem
grabbing so that we can get you fucking rich.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Okay over here.
Okay you're you're gonna just literally stand right there okay?
Okay.
If you want to see some bullshit you watch my stream, but you just can't pull the agro on these a I
What a I agro me where I am right now. No, no, no, no, no, it's this next room
This is the engine room and it's like you get ambushed by a fuck ton of the black division
They're like the hardest AI those guys that just came on the helicopter
You get ambushed by a bunch of them
In this room and it's really fucking hard if you don't know the layout and stuff
but I can she's it all right I'll pull you up I'll pull you up I'm okay where
I'm standing nothing's gonna come yeah yep yep you're fine you're totally safe
all right but die I'm sorry you're not gonna die you're not gonna die
You can't hear all these footsteps.
You can't hear all these footsteps.
Oh yeah, oh I'm hearing it.
I'll mute so you can focus.
Oh I'm hearing it.
I'll mute so you can focus.
Oh, the city's all empty.
The world's a world of judging.
We're cleaning it.
There's no such thing to come down on.
Oh
Hello, I didn't even get to the good part of this song. Oh, no, no, I told you I was gonna cheese it
I just murdered like 20 of these sons of bitches, okay, there could potentially be
some stragglers so before we loot any of this they're gonna have a lot of ammo
we're gonna or I'll just clear out these back so just watch out because
sometimes some of them get stuck I think we're good how do I get over there to
you oh we're good we're totally good okay but I come down you go down the
staircase right in front of you. Yeah. Yeah. So the reason why I didn't want you to come
in here is see all these little cracks and everything in the pipes. Yeah. They will aim
about you and like instant kill you through these cracks. And it's like very easy to die.
So you guys learned like a strat to just figure it out a strat to just line them all up and
You just mow them down with like, you know, so M4 and
That's awesome. Yeah, so they all have
None of them have night vision on them. Oh, this guy's some night vision
And you have them with an M4 a scar or an HK all of their mags is m85581
So if you need ammo, take it off of them
All of them are m85581 or 995
Oh my...
WHAAAT?!
Yup, yup, or like uh...
Yeah, they can have...
995, 5581, here, I think I picked up all the bags to be honest.
I don't know, there's another HK.
Yeah, it's a shit tub.
Like, right here, there's probably...
400 rounds of 5581.
Holy shit, Batman!
Yep, and they can have night vision to they can have
PVS 31s which are new
It's a single slot and they're like 85,000 rubles and then they can have the tan the quad knots
And they they have like meds and two or five plates on them and shit
So if you need armor your armor got damaged or whatever you can fresh up over them
holy shit holy oh my gosh it's been a murder
yeah yeah let me just drop all this food boy eat it cuz you'll regret or I'll
I'll eat it.
You need some of my food?
That food?
Nope, just ran out.
I love you.
That was a lie. Chance called me. I do have food. Do you want some?
I
Holy shit
Boss
Do I need it yes, yes, I do oh
I was muted yes, I have food and yes, I need it
Okay
All right, I got ammo for you food if you got I'll take it wait. Do I grab this in five three a one mask?
I have one for you, so you're good. We don't really need it, but it's nice to have for the boss fight
Okay, oh
You already litter all this stuff. I
Looted all their mags here. Can you see these bullets and dropping bullets? Oh
My goodness
Racious all the mags. Oh
I dropped all the man. I dropped a stack of bullets. Did it fall on a fucking?
Oh
I
Unload all these mags real quick. No, I did already
Okay, I got a bunch of mags to reload myself real quick yonder
Man, I bet you're getting some mag training in this game now
Yep
Yep
Okay, do you want to do some parkour?
Also in this little hut, there's a board with a code on it, 9883.
Okay.
What does 9883 do?
There's a keypad under us, you can unlock like a little loot room.
Oh.
all
Damn, so people are just getting rich is shit. Yeah, it's insane. It's it's literally insane
I mean, it's okay. The map is hard. I've been saying it's the map is hard
If you don't know how to cheese it if you know the cheese, it's pretty fucking easy like
I literally just mowed down all those AI. If I was legit fighting them, it's hard
Yeah, but but like you can do stuff like that right now, which makes it really farmable
All right, I'm good. Where are we going guys? Here's a little code 9883 in there. Yep
Go to the keypad put a 9883 enter
Now we open it. See what lies beyond.
Nothing, but there's a drink. Unlucky. There's a thermite on the ground, but don't need that.
Water filter. We don't really need it, but whatever.
Okay. Come, come.
I don't want to use up too much time, because we want time to loot and shit. There's still, like, a lot more AI to kill.
Should I drop this other armor that I picked up so I can move?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, drop it.
Just keep coming up.
I'm looking for more food, possibly.
I have food for you.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
I'm good right now.
There's going to be four black division on the other side of these crates.
I'm going to try and grenade them all.
Let's see if it works. Just be careful peeking.
Oh, they're throwing a fucking gas gun or smoke on him.
Sounds like I got some.
I killed one for sure.
two for sure okay coming me coming me they're gonna be on this helipad there
could be behind any of these like boxes I think I killed three there's gonna be
one more I think he's on the right watch the right watch the right that red
crate watch it yeah there's one behind that okay I'm gonna peek in the trailer
Okay, um
Dead nice nice nice nice, okay
Are you heavy right now? Yeah a little bit, okay?
I will I think we can do this parkour. That's my bag. Give me that that one's heavy as fuck, okay?
We're gonna try and do this parkour. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Down he steps and under there's more. We're safe up here
just don't peek that don't peek the stairs come over here got it okay so
we're gonna vault up this little corner I mean we could kill them all if you
want or we could skip them up to you I don't care I don't care okay we're gonna
vault up and you're gonna like spam jump and hold forward and sideways when you
do it we're gonna try to like you're gonna try and jump on this box next to
us and if I miss it what happens nothing nothing you can't go over the edge
It's just kind of like fuck you to do should we loot these guys?
You can we'll come back though this so we could extract right here. We shoot a flare on this helipad. Yeah
If you shoot a flare on this helipad a helicopter comes and you pay him 24 to girls to get out
I don't know why I can't do this. You might have said that they I see people saying got patched did it okay?
They might have
All right, well I love to kill some of these guys then okay. There's gonna be a fuck ton of these guys down here
I'm gonna throw smokes and we're kind of just gonna look through the smoke so they're flashlights
It's not hatched just did it not patched. Oh wait, they might not be patched
I got a patch. I'm on.
It's not patch. I'm on.
Let me try.
You gotta like sideways jump onto this box. You might be...
Depending on... Wait, you can vault and then vault onto the box? Well...
No worries.
I wonder if I could boost you. Can you jump on me and do it?
Very fucking carefully
This is like one of the sketchiest parts
I'm down my fucking road.
Oh, don't come down there, don't come down there, fuck me, that was close.
What, you don't fucking die.
Shut up and head.
We throw an A down there?
You can if you got one.
Another one.
I'm just gonna be safe and use a lot of smokes
I'm in a down there. Yep. Yep
Yeah, so if you turn on your flashlight you can like kind of see you through these smokes
I'm looking up top. I'm not seeing anything. No, no, they won't be up top. They won't be up top. They're all down here.
I see you. Can I come down to you? Yep. Yep. You can just be careful because they can be to the left of me kind of.
be up top they won't be up top they're all down here I see you can I come down
you yep yep you can just be careful because they can be to the left of me
kind of there's one to the left he's moving to the left
one another one
Okay, one's at this corner on the right, okay, I think we're good, okay, we're good, we're
good, I think I killed them all.
Okay, I was so afraid to shoot you, I just did.
I tried to do one thing and almost dated you.
Red double check you have that volumetric lighting setting on you need that on
Okay, where's that under graphics? Yeah
Believe me metric low. Yeah, perfect. Okay
Because that's what kind of lets you see through the smokes with a flashlight
at which when we do this boss which we're about to do we have three more AI to kill and
that or maybe four actually to do well I'm not sure we're gonna kill like four more they're
pretty easy they kind of stand there like dumbasses then we have to fight the boss who is
real crazy we're gonna need all that we're gonna smoke more than Snoop Dogg to kill them.
Okay I'm just reloading a bag right now should I grab my bag? Yeah yeah yeah okay.
I'm ready to go, boss, come down here, uh, Chad's telling me to give you food.
Uh, yes, I got it.
I'll take it.
I want a little slow because we're, uh, trying to be safe.
We've got 26 minutes, we should have plenty of time.
Up this way, come up this way.
Okay, up these stairs and down on the left there could be an AI peeking us.
There's one there, just they hug this wall right, actually I'll kill him.
Just hug the wall
I don't know how many there are here to do this just watch that um that corner just watch the corner for me, okay? Yeah
up
yep yep there's one more I think maybe I actually don't know
I don't know there might be one more coming up with me
wait you killed them up top top?
yeah no this one right there that black one right there all black
Okay, I think we're good.
Okay.
Yep, we're good.
Okay.
I'm going to drop you a gas mask.
Make sure you got a loaded mags.
Yeah, load on everything else.
This is, if we fucking die here, this is a gas mask.
This is the moment.
This is the boss height.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Fuck off.
I'm going to tell you what to do.
I'm going to throw a bajillion smoke grenades.
Okay?
Okay.
turn on your flashlight and you're just gonna hold the back right like a peek
when we when we enter the boss fight okay you're just gonna hold we're gonna
hold this one hallway I'm gonna bake them all into the hallway and we're gonna
shoot them on the face when they swing us there's gonna be five AI to kill
they're gonna take multiple headshots just fucking aim for that as fast as you
Okay, all right
We got the smokes if we got the smokes we should be good sometimes they get all crazy and they shoot you through the smoke
That's just life
All right, I'm gonna put a bomb down we're back up back up we put a bomb
Drop my backpack right now. Yep. Yep. Yep
Back up a little bit more
I'm going to throw a flashbang, so you want to not be looking at the flashbang.
Turn 180, you hear the flashbang pop, turn back around, get ready to shoot him.
Got it?
Yeah!
Okay.
Popping and dribbling.
Yep flashlights on makes you a painkiller all that good stuff. All right, don't peek this hallway yet
I gotta smoke it out. There's also a tripwire with a gas grenade ignore it entirely because we have gas masks
There's gonna be five of these fuckers and they're they're crazy brother like actually fucking crazy
Like kill a aimbot on steroids. Oh
My god, if you can't see it all in the smoke you got to walk into it a little bit
But we should be fine just the two of us locked in on this hallway
All right, I'm going in
Just hold this it's literally one hallway they're gonna come straight ahead of us in the doorway
Can you see it? Yeah, I'm looking at it or they're gonna come like from the right, okay?
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna run in here, and they're gonna start coming so get ready
All right. I just stand in the middle of the hall. Yeah, I'm standing there stand there
They're gonna come there. Just don't shoot it back in there. They're all gonna come you saw one at the end
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's five of them. Okay
One
Hello
They're coming, they're taking a little bit. Remember, rear flash.
Here they come.
They're coming from the right.
No way!
No fucking way!
There's no way!
Oh my god, bro.
No.
No.
What the fuck?
Well, there's no way.
Did you crouch?
No.
No?
You weren't crouched?
No.
Was that supposed to be?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, there's no way they, oh my God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that'll happen, my God.
Oh, no, it was, he shot one bullet on my screen,
but he shot three M995 to my thorax
literally they insta-kill you
yeah they like they literally insta-kill you
it's insane
That'll happen.
Jellies, thank you for two months.
Come on, Pussy, speak to me.
That'll happen, Chad.
It is what it is.
Oh
Why is not pushing me
That is
Oh, what the Spanish call no bueno, no bueno
I'm actually not here now if he doesn't push me
Man of culture
Thank you
I'm so pissed
I'm so past dude don't deist us
us to run it back hutch to finger boy piquito I saw the
way bones for a grand day you like that too no I'm gonna take
a break I'm gonna take a long break he's not agroing I have no
smokes. Good luck. Oh shit. Here we go.
Who would win the 3v3 Coco Jinji Landmark versus Hutch Cokesy
Peanut? Anyone with Landmark on their team? It would take me
probably another like two weeks to a month to get back to the
point where I'm like actually can compete.
We
We
Wow
Good job, Tony good job, Tony
Don't you touch it
Rubbers bag at least
fuck dude
alright let me fix my thing
maybe die
I don't know
like I said too
sometimes the AI will just fucking aim at you
stop money
thank you very much
thank you for the sub
like sometimes they just do it
they'll just aim at you
no matter what they don't give a fuck
it sucks
we were winning that shit too
to
I would have gotten so much fucking money I mean we basically cleared it right now like
maybe I should just solo the boss
now
I've been too close no I was further up than he was
I was right next to him, I think this is always where I hold he's playing Elden Ring. Oh my gosh. What is he doing?
You might have just been too far
Elden Ring instead of playing Tarkov, maybe there's a gap in the smoke or something
I don't think so though. There's so many to be extra safe
closey closey
probably should just try to solo it. Dude, Tarkov has been so much fun today. I agree.
I just want to kill all the fucking AI too, you know, like I wanted him to get to shoot
something. Closey, closey, Jesus. Tarkov, closey's on the mind. I can't stop thinking
about him and his body. Tarkov has been a lot of fun today. We're definitely
gonna play dark off tomorrow just a lot of fun I've been enjoying it
I'll see you.
I'm just gonna whip the boss and then get out.
I don't want to be at the kitchen.
I feel like we got to let GTA kind of develop a little bit.
You don't want to be in the kitchen during this.
That's where they'll pincer you from the kitchen.
Once they start doing like PD structure and all that stuff,
and then like the crime is actually happening,
then we'll go give it a little bit of a conduction.
So get the, move your crosshair like this.
Go give it a look at the conduction.
So you have to move your crosshair like very minimally.
Let's fucking pass through.
They ain't lagging.
It's a block.
I know, Debs.
I was saying that earlier today.
We literally time traveled like seven months back.
Sniper hunter thinking of the tier one.
Staff thinking more like a couple of years back.
Staff thinking for the prime.
jobs that you so much for the gifted edge and
proto thank you so much for the thirty five months
and we'll see you tomorrow.
5,000 USD too.
Dude, M993.
I think we farmed this tomorrow chat to be honest.
We'll play Customs Tonight with P and then we farmed this tomorrow for Ammo.
I mean do this amos like they're going to nerf this for sure. I feel like it's worth us farming it
We have to unlock it unless we do it with Tony which we'll be playing with Tony to get in tomorrow morning a little bit more
No, let's died
I got shot by a wedge through the fucking smoke.
See if there's any little things to grab here.
So I'm alive.
Bro, he has that instant loot shit.
I'm here. That little guy.
Watch the clip from his perspective. Oh, I know what it looked like. Trust me. I've died.
I've died many times to this boss. I know what it looks like when he insta kills you.
Trust me.
How have you guys enjoyed the Tarkov?
I know for damn sure.
Those who've been around all day today, I feel like dude, I feel like it's been a lot of fun, at least on the playing side.
It's been awesome.
And to be honest, it's nice like...
I don't know how to explain it, bro.
I'm going through like Arc Raiders, what's it called?
I miss the feeling of our creators, right?
There's still more to clear up the map, but...
So Tarkov is like giving me that feeling of what I felt like.
Don't feel like you have to leave.
That's probably my LG for the evening.
Oh, is it?
Yeah, I'm going to jump off and then get back on tonight.
We were just saying, you know, after those AI, there's like one more little group and
and then that's it, like, map cleared.
I want to run that tomorrow.
I want to run that tomorrow if you're in.
Yeah, we'll do it.
I don't know.
I really don't know what happened.
Like I said, sometimes they just fuck you through the smoke,
or like, if you're not standing in a cloud of smoke,
then you like, might see a sliver of you and then shoot you,
but you're really sure.
So he came out through the smoke.
You said right.
I thought the right door was a little farther down.
I didn't see it.
There's two doors on the right and one straight ahead.
So I was looking at the second door on the right, like the farther one.
And then he came out of that door.
He killed you.
Yeah, fucking fast.
And it like, he came out the door.
Instant aggroed me.
Spun, crouch, dead.
I didn't even get to pull the trigger.
Yep.
Oh, they do that shit.
Yeah.
No, I mean, I heard you die.
Like as I was shooting him, there's nothing I could really.
Yeah, it was fucking.
It is. Yeah, that was fucked.
I just lost it. That's fucked. Yeah.
That'll happen.
Won't it?
We'll get it.
Oh, give me an idea.
Did I didn't clear the map?
I have two hundred twenty six thousand experience.
Holy. So that's how I level that.
That's literally we can do it tomorrow.
Yeah, I can let you kill some more AI and shit.
At least now that I know that I cheese.
I mean, I can also teach you how to cheese it
and you can get all the fucking XP off of that.
Yeah, I think that's for sure what we do.
We could do that.
You can fucking up those off to show you exactly what to do,
but it's pretty easy.
All right, tomorrow I'll be on 10 AM.
All right, sounds good, brother.
Well, I watched a clip, so probably like 11 EST.
Eastern, OK, I'll be a little after that.
All right, sounds good, brother.
See you tomorrow.
Later, brother.
Later, dude.
G G G's a G G a G G.
Chai G G's dudes, nine hour stream, nine hour banger.
That was a lot of fun, man.
That was a lot of fun all day long.
That was a lot of fun.
Thank y'all so much.
Hi, you hearing dad in the stream?
You're still with your hearing?
You hear me at the screen, baby?
That was a great stream, man.
Thank y'all so much for chilling, Scott.
Thank you so much for the five gifted.
I appreciate you.
I'm gonna go chill, hang out, relax for a little bit.
And then I will jump back on tonight with P for some talk off.
I'm gonna send you guys over to Cloaksy.
I appreciate you and I love you.
Thank y'all for being here.
Thank y'all for hanging out.
Thank y'all for chilling.
Awesome day, man.
That was a lot of fun.
I'm excited to be playing Tarkov.
And yeah, we'll keep gaming, man.
Thank y'all again for chilling.
Thank y'all again for hanging out and I love you.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Later, dudes!
Peace, peace, peace, peace, peace, peace, peace, peace, peace, peace, peace, peace!