MEAT SWEATS SUNDAY | BIG SQUISHY ESCAPES POVERTY IN TARKOV IN SEARCH OF FLOW STATE

HutchMF

06-07-2026 · 7h 08m

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[00:00:00] I like that, I like that, I like that, I like that, I like that, I like that, I like that,

[00:00:18] I like that long hair, big bowl, can't leave, shit alone, throws out, to the moth, runs it

[00:00:24] back, that's the job, big, big booty, make it bounce, stackin' cash, large your mouth,

[00:00:29] She looked pullin' down, that's the type to stick around

[00:00:32] That's the job, that's the job, job, job I like the tall ones, skinny ones, glazed ones, honey buns

[00:00:43] ys thick bone, like them all, if you're down, castin' Carl, really say

[00:00:47] action, action, action, action, action, action, action, action, action, action, action, action, action

[00:00:53] Make it

[00:01:07] Beep, beep, beep, beep, doodie

[00:01:08] Make it bounce, make it bounce

[00:01:10] Make it bounce, beep, beep, doodie

[00:01:12] Make it bounce, make it catch

[00:01:14] Lodge your mouth, make it bounce

[00:01:16] Make it bounce, make it bounce

[00:01:18] Beep, beep, doodie, make it bounce

[00:01:20] Make it catch, lodge your mouth, make it

[00:01:23] Make it!

[00:01:25] Make it!

[00:01:28] Make it!

[00:01:32] Make it!

[00:01:34] Make it!

[00:01:35] Make it!

[00:01:36] Make it!

[00:01:42] Yo, it's the Bopbyche crew

[00:01:44] On top of the stuff on this wall

[00:01:46] I can't switch on production

[00:01:48] Lunga, Divis, Andy, and most beat up

[00:01:50] On top of the boys inside

[00:01:52] I'm a big boy man, I'm a hard-to-kirk, I see them boys in blue, so I drop the thug, I put my foot down quick with a fuck-the-shit, with a whip-deer-shave, like I beat the strip, four boys through the pink-and-charvige mark, big boy lines in that nice thug, four-wheel drive, got clifes in the round-dry lines, to the side-ride, to the tight line, get a line, give me something that bound for me, toy-back a lot of money for the competition, that's pretty for the bug, bees in the bank, cheese in the cap, twinkies in the jug, few boys, gaff-naf, few boys, some nosy, four-by-thorns if the boys are fraudin', you know I'm a big boy, I'm a big boy, I'm a hard-to-kirk, I see them boys in blue, so I drop the th

[00:02:22] I'mma pull up on a big 450, pump it and twist it Watch when it kicks it, come to resist it Boys are resisting, pop it and lift it, cause I'm a misfit, rent like a whiskey, beat you on Java, be goose-parkin'

[00:02:36] Oh Black Clover, Oh Black Tau, come in with a mask on

[00:02:38] Come in for the law, come in for the job part

[00:02:40] I'm a full up and a big full 50, up and interesting

[00:02:43] Watch when it kicks in, cop to resist it, boy you're resisting

[00:02:46] Top it and lift it, cause I'm a mister, red light, risky

[00:02:49] Beat to my charter, be goosebucker

[00:02:50] Oh Black Clover, Oh Black Tau, come in with a mask on

[00:02:53] Make it a knock, come in for the job part

[00:02:55] Your 60 volt to the GG, leave some style with the BBCC

[00:02:59] Big boy tracks that buck, boybuck get a ride on

[00:03:02] No lights left, better go slack Flacks all S-C-B-S-T-Mines

[00:03:05] PC clunker drives have a grandeur

[00:03:07] Got school kids with clower signs I'm doing for the drafts

[00:03:10] But it's gonna go my way

[00:03:11] Sean's not tryna get another call day

[00:03:13] But I'm tryna cook food on my family's plate

[00:03:15] Always stay loyal and stay

[00:03:16] Why am I working, tryna get paid?

[00:03:18] I'm not lazy, some I'm active, Sean

[00:03:20] Canned and clivics I'm acting

[00:03:22] All of the booties dancing

[00:03:23] Fuel line coming in, man, I get ramblin'

[00:03:25] I'm gonna put a big font, 15th, pop it and twist it

[00:03:27] Watch when it kicks in, props are resistant

[00:03:29] Oys are resistant, drop it and lift it

[00:03:31] Cause I'm a mystery, red light, risky, bitch I'm a driver, big goose, parka, old black clover, old black towel, coming with a mask on

[00:03:37] Come here for the law, come here for the job part, I'm a pull-up and a big 450, pop it and twist it, watch when it kicks in

[00:03:43] Cops are resisting, boys are resisting, propping and lifting, cause I'm a mystery, red light, risky, bitch I'm a driver, big goose, parka, old black clover, old black towel, coming with a mask on

[00:03:52] We were the most beautiful in that world

[00:03:54] She be white eyes and a bonka

[00:03:56] I be in a cloak, gotta kick it like a bonbon

[00:03:57] Bites with a wine, think I'm hot, be strong

[00:03:59] Got the red wine, get that up, get that big wine

[00:04:01] Say when I kick my please call this bunch

[00:04:03] She be white eyes and a six by ten

[00:04:05] Ten birds with a cheat track, she be sick and naked

[00:04:07] And I be out to you this bunch of y'all

[00:04:09] Rockin' the stand, I'm a born sinner

[00:04:11] One five five and I won't rock you

[00:04:12] Cops don't want it, smoke that panic

[00:04:14] Not one joke that that boy's not showing

[00:04:16] Two birds in the back of the ring

[00:04:18] It's a big joke, I'm up on this stick

[00:04:19] And don't check when I come up and I'm talking to you

[00:04:21] I'm a bitch, I'm not a satchel, I'm taking the peace to look thin

[00:04:24] I'm a pull-up with a big farm, 50, open and twist it

[00:04:26] Watch when it kicks in, cops are resisting

[00:04:28] Boys are resisting, dropping and lifting

[00:04:30] Claw some I misfit, red light, risk it

[00:04:32] Picture my java, big goose pocket

[00:04:34] Old black clover, old black towel

[00:04:36] Coming with a mask on, coming for the law, coming for the job part

[00:04:38] I'm a pull-up with a big farm, 50, open and twist it

[00:04:41] Watch when it kicks in, cops are resisting

[00:04:43] Boys are resisting, copter and moot it

[00:04:45] Claw some I misfit, red light, risk it

[00:04:47] Picture my java, big goose pocket

[00:04:49] I'm on fire, I'm on black top

[00:04:50] Remember the last one

[00:04:51] Remember the last one

[00:04:52] Remember the last one

[00:05:09] Feeling like a freight train running

[00:05:11] I'm that hurricane turning

[00:05:14] Feeling like a ball of blood burning

[00:05:16] What are we gonna do?

[00:05:19] I'm not fakes, my world gleaming, Yeah, I'm a liar that you choose to believe in,

[00:05:25] It's the truth kinda lost all meaning, And I'm enjoying the view.

[00:05:30] Well, I've been a loving lover, I've been a trusting brother,

[00:05:35] I'm taking my time to recover, And picking it up when I'm better.

[00:05:41] OUCH!

[00:05:41] AHHHHH!

[00:05:42] AHHHHH!

[00:05:43] AHHHHH!

[00:05:44] AHHHHH!

[00:05:45] AHHHHH!

[00:05:45] This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start sucking some dick.

[00:05:49] He need a hero!

[00:05:51] We need a hero!

[00:05:52] That's because he has no bitches and no job!

[00:05:55] He kills whatever we can because again he has no bitches and no job!

[00:06:00] WE GET-

[00:06:11] you

[00:06:41] you

[00:07:11] you

[00:07:41] you

[00:08:11] you

[00:08:41] you

[00:09:41] You can really want it

[00:09:43] You gotta feel it

[00:09:45] Get down on it

[00:09:47] Come on then

[00:09:49] Baby, baby

[00:09:51] Get down on it

[00:09:53] Get on it

[00:09:55] I say keep it on

[00:09:59] What you gonna do?

[00:10:05] I just read how to toilet paper

[00:10:07] And I'm still mid dirty dude

[00:10:09] What should I do? Fight the Strings!

[00:10:13] GO!

[00:10:16] Good morning, Mr. Winnie,

[00:10:19] let's fighting!

[00:10:23] Good morning!

[00:10:26] Good morning

[00:10:28] Good morning, good morning.

[00:10:32] Good morning, bitch!

[00:10:35] Good morning! Hello, hello,

[00:10:38] Good day! Good day! Good day! Keep a consistent white shirt! Keep it consistent!

[00:10:47] Good morning! Good morning, bitches! Good morning! Good morning! Good morning! Good

[00:10:56] morning! Good morning! Good morning! My camera's too. Too enclosed. I cannot see

[00:11:05] myself from down just a hell just a nipple there we go so much better give

[00:11:13] me a smooch give me a smooch damn it good morning everybody good morning

[00:11:19] good morning good morning good morning good morning right about right there

[00:11:23] that'll do good morning everybody hello hello how's everybody doing how's

[00:11:32] I was everybody doing bitches.

[00:11:36] I'm Mwah.

[00:11:38] Auto thinking for the prime man.

[00:11:39] Hydra thinking for the 23 months.

[00:11:41] C9 thinking for the 24.

[00:11:43] Sergeant thinking for the four months.

[00:11:45] Mick thinking for the 25 months.

[00:11:47] One hitter thinking for the two.

[00:11:48] Savasig thinking for the 19.

[00:11:51] Some thinking for the 22 months.

[00:11:53] Mojo thinking for the 17.

[00:11:55] Picara thinking for the three months.

[00:11:58] I appreciate you man.

[00:11:59] Strah with the kid Thrizzle.

[00:12:02] Thank you for the two or three man in four months.

[00:12:04] I appreciate you do.

[00:12:06] Stevie and the rain.

[00:12:07] Thank you.

[00:12:08] Bye.

[00:12:09] Bye.

[00:12:10] Bye.

[00:12:11] Thank you for the 10 months.

[00:12:12] Good morning, everybody.

[00:12:14] Good morning, man.

[00:12:17] I slept like a rock last night.

[00:12:20] I slept like a rock.

[00:12:22] It was like I blinked and I woke up this morning, you know?

[00:12:27] It was like I blinked and then woke up this morning.

[00:12:33] Shit meow

[00:12:37] Freak

[00:12:42] Freak posted a chat message, but he did it in like hyphen so it looked special and

[00:12:47] Underneath the hyphen it said Freak has donated

[00:12:51] She hasn't but Freak has donated five dollars for your hand trip for your hair

[00:12:58] Why did I just instantly go to my hands for your hair transplant?

[00:13:02] Can we get a W in the chat for Jess?

[00:13:06] She smited him off the face of the fucking earth.

[00:13:08] W in the chat for Jess.

[00:13:10] Fuck that guy.

[00:13:11] Fuck that guy!

[00:13:12] Little bitch!

[00:13:13] I hate you!

[00:13:16] Whoever that was, I don't even remember their name.

[00:13:19] Good morning!

[00:13:20] Good morning!

[00:13:21] Good morning!

[00:13:22] Last night, bro.

[00:13:24] Dude, playing with fucking Cloaksy and Peanut Man.

[00:13:30] Oh my god, dude. It was so funny. Good morning, bro. Last night was so funny, man. Oh my

[00:13:43] gosh. So we are poor. We're not. We are, but we aren't. We are poor in assets, but we are

[00:13:53] not poor in cold hard cash anymore. Yesterday in one run on the icebreaker we

[00:14:00] made four million rouble. Four million and one run and one run and one run for

[00:14:20] mill which is nice we also got a shit

[00:14:23] ten of ammo morning hutch yeah shit a lot

[00:14:26] of stuff I see that the subalerts are

[00:14:28] still absolute shit it takes gaff if the

[00:14:34] subalerts aren't fixed today I'm gonna

[00:14:41] fuck you that should get the point across

[00:14:46] All right, let me clear it like this.

[00:14:53] All right, Clip Q is now up.

[00:14:58] I'm posting clips in a chat.

[00:15:01] Yeah, dude, it was wrong.

[00:15:04] The problem is, the problem is, the problem that we have is that we're still too low of

[00:15:12] the level to buy mags and whatever the hell we need and we haven't done enough

[00:15:18] quests in order to do anything we can't do fucking anything we can't make guns we

[00:15:28] can't buy mags for the guns we can't do jack dick so it doesn't matter how much

[00:15:33] money we have we can't spend it on nothing it's been it on nothing also

[00:15:41] YouTube chat sorry I haven't changed title change it right now for you so it's

[00:15:47] the reason why the YouTube title is always fucked up at the beginning is

[00:15:51] because I don't know how to change it prior to starting the stream so I just

[00:15:55] wait to start it and then I change it like after the stream has already started

[00:15:59] so I'll probably choose apologies about it's on it's on its on its on its on it

[00:16:04] all right let's watch some clips watch some clips you landmark should unlock

[00:16:12] icebreaker for you I agree I could be a lot of fun

[00:16:34] God damn it!

[00:16:35] God damn it!

[00:16:36] Yo, honestly, files the judges?

[00:16:38] This one, one, going into the fucking decided round, round three?

[00:16:41] This is about to be crazy, bro.

[00:16:43] This is gonna be a phrase around, let's tune into what-

[00:16:47] Fuck that, I just watched.

[00:16:49] Should we say grace?

[00:16:50] I think we should.

[00:16:51] I think we should grab a cigarette.

[00:16:53] Yola, could you leave this in Grace's place?

[00:16:55] Yola, you're in luck.

[00:16:56] Okay, turn it down.

[00:16:57] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[00:16:58] Oh my god, that's so very funny.

[00:17:00] Dear Lord, baby Jesus,

[00:17:01] or as our brothers in the south, how are you?

[00:17:03] Hey, Jinx, we thank you so much for this downer for the harvest.

[00:17:06] I'm Dominoes, KSC, and I also wish you a cup of beer.

[00:17:10] Thank you to my family.

[00:17:11] My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, straggled sons.

[00:17:15] Welcome, Texas Ranger, portrayal as we call him.

[00:17:18] Also, my red fox-smoking wife, Carly, who is a stone-cloth fox.

[00:17:23] We're just ending for our races.

[00:17:24] I have won $2 million, $2 million.

[00:17:27] Dollars love money that I have a crew over this past season. I just want to say pirated delicious

[00:17:39] All the power here grace your baby God

[00:17:42] Eggman

[00:17:44] Good job knowing

[00:17:47] It was ducking

[00:17:57] Oh

[00:17:59] Wait blast was fine yesterday. No fucking way. Did he win?

[00:18:05] For the fight of the night. Oh

[00:18:08] Oh

[00:18:12] He got his ass

[00:18:22] Oh, oh man, what was that jab?

[00:18:25] What was that jab. What was that jab. I like that. I like that. He's closing.

[00:18:31] Oh, lead hook. Oh, yeah. You know what he's doing? He's already figured out that he's

[00:18:37] not going to be able to hurt him and he's going to start whipping his ass.

[00:18:41] Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Wait a second. Oh, I like jab.

[00:18:49] okay hold on I'm right I'm cool collected yeah

[00:19:01] Sam actually does what he's doing through it doesn't look like he's had

[00:19:04] any punches connect here you know I saw like something that right now needs to

[00:19:09] stop going for the head and in for the body more what's going on here Jason

[00:19:13] Break it up, Jason. Break it up, man. What is going on?

[00:19:19] We used to RP with this guy.

[00:19:22] Sapnap vs. Body Touch Gloves.

[00:19:24] Like that, respect.

[00:19:25] Kaden alive and dead.

[00:19:26] The guy in the red shorts.

[00:19:29] All good job.

[00:19:30] Let's see.

[00:19:31] Good job.

[00:19:33] I want to see more from Sapnap.

[00:19:35] Right.

[00:19:37] Got over here, right.

[00:19:40] Look, the little dangerous. Hold on.

[00:19:41] Yes, he hasn't thrown a right.

[00:19:44] Notice like, whenever I see these creator boxing matches, especially like the streamers,

[00:19:49] it's like everyone's afraid of like tanking a shot, you know?

[00:19:54] Everyone's afraid that they're going to get knocked out.

[00:19:57] So anytime we watch this, everyone is so terrified to swing a punch at all.

[00:20:04] No backs!

[00:20:05] No backs!

[00:20:06] That was nice!

[00:20:07] That was nice when his touch gonna fight brother look oh

[00:20:18] Oh, yeah, here we go a few hooks in a row

[00:20:24] You can tell by stance. How you right everything is tight. No, did he

[00:20:30] This right here. He's fishing

[00:20:32] Hold on

[00:20:33] That overhand is crazy

[00:20:51] I'd be like playing Mortal Kombat and spamming the Y button. I just keep going

[00:21:03] One, three, two, hold on.

[00:21:05] I'm here.

[00:21:07] Good comment about it.

[00:21:08] What happened?

[00:21:09] When I ever get in the ring, bro, I'd have to get an exorbitant amount of money to get in that ring.

[00:21:13] Are you enjoying the weather there?

[00:21:15] I said, are you enjoying the weather there?

[00:21:18] Yeah, I'm enjoying it.

[00:21:19] I'm not loud.

[00:21:20] Yeah, yeah, but you're in the bin.

[00:21:22] Jesus.

[00:21:23] Nobody do not know anything.

[00:21:25] Someone comes along and tries to stop you.

[00:21:27] No, no, I'm not going to stop them.

[00:21:28] They're saying you're in the bin.

[00:21:29] I'm being mad.

[00:21:30] I'm out quite badly.

[00:21:32] What?

[00:21:33] I'm stuck in...

[00:21:34] stuck in whatever I want.

[00:21:35] I'm not...

[00:21:36] I don't need it.

[00:21:40] He's trying to relax in the band.

[00:21:41] The Kraken is a real animal.

[00:21:43] Just not the one you think it is.

[00:21:45] Who's that Pokémon?

[00:21:47] You see, when people hear tales of the Kraken,

[00:21:50] they assume that a bunch of sailors in the oldie times

[00:21:53] got absolutely sh**-faced

[00:21:57] and ran into a giant squid.

[00:21:59] And to be fair, that's not a terrible assumption. Giant squid are in kaiju size, coming in at 12 meters in length and 900 kilos in weight.

[00:22:13] So the assumption that they saw that shit and rightly assumed sea monster isn't too far-fetched.

[00:22:20] However, there is a rather large hole in that giant squid theory.

[00:22:25] They don't live anywhere near the surface, they live down way down.

[00:22:32] Only real estate at a depth of 1,000 meters below sea level in the twilight zone.

[00:22:42] So if these sailors didn't see Squidward's roided out, brother, how the f**k do you explain

[00:22:47] the books of corroborating tales of long tentacle-like appendages sticking out of the

[00:22:54] Well the answer is whales, but where is the tentacle on a whale?

[00:23:01] Well you see, during breeding season, blue whales reproduced by conducting a locomotive

[00:23:08] on female whales.

[00:23:09] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:23:15] Blue whales were fucking ships?

[00:23:17] Is that where we're going with this?

[00:23:18] running on the tracks, male whales must wait their turn and while waiting in the

[00:23:24] lobby, in order to stay prepared, the males tend to raise their gentlemen's

[00:23:30] sausage out of the water and wave it around in the air. And the special sausage on a blue whale

[00:23:37] is around three meters long and 14 inches thick. So our sailors who thought they

[00:23:44] were seeing a mythical monster from the depths were uh more than likely just saying a pot of

[00:23:52] wiles hitting weapon inspect on this. I enjoy coming to the Hutchinson clinic for my diabetic

[00:24:00] care because I have everything under one roof. There ain't no way. All available at Hutchinson

[00:24:07] clinic our patients are our number one priority from your family care physician to each specialist

[00:24:13] All on one campus.

[00:24:14] I love the care.

[00:24:16] They all work together.

[00:24:17] Hutchinson Clinic.

[00:24:18] Advanced, timely, and compassionate.

[00:24:23] Good try!

[00:24:43] you

[00:25:13] you

[00:25:43] you

[00:26:13] you

[00:26:43] you

[00:27:13] You

[00:27:25] My god, kill me now

[00:27:29] Kill me right now

[00:27:32] Kill me right now kill me right now

[00:27:35] Are you serious? I'm looking for yours. I'm looking for yours on these guys

[00:27:40] Are you so serious? Are you so serious?

[00:27:43] Are you serious?

[00:27:45] Oh my god! Oh my god!

[00:27:49] No! No!

[00:27:54] No!

[00:27:56] Somebody please have some money please!

[00:27:58] Anyone who's living to catch this little bit of money!

[00:28:03] No! No!

[00:28:06] Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money!

[00:28:09] Oh

[00:28:12] Please

[00:28:14] Only the bosses have

[00:28:17] Did I back out to putting twenty five hundred billion

[00:28:21] No in twenty four hundred. I'm telling you twenty four hundred dollars. I know it is. It's what it takes every time

[00:28:26] It's twenty four hundred

[00:28:28] I know it is

[00:28:31] Twenty four hundred I know it is

[00:28:33] If you are stabbing, if you think it's 24, and there's thousands of people in there...

[00:28:39] And it's right to see me shuffer!

[00:28:42] And it's right to see me shuffer! No!

[00:28:45] No!

[00:28:46] Nooooo!

[00:28:48] Bro, this was...

[00:28:50] The fact...

[00:28:52] You know, this video doesn't do the situation justice.

[00:28:56] Because we go into the right now, I will say, Pina did clear out the entire fucking raid.

[00:29:03] But he was yonking all the night vision,

[00:29:06] and he was just greeting like a son of a bitch

[00:29:10] in the entire raid.

[00:29:12] And then he shot me.

[00:29:14] He shot me for taking a morphine stem.

[00:29:17] Like he was just absolutely backs greeting,

[00:29:23] and he didn't even make it out.

[00:29:26] And then for the next two hours, we suffered.

[00:29:31] He died for a second time on the very next queue, we couldn't get back inside because

[00:29:38] so many people were camping it.

[00:29:41] I mean, oh my gosh.

[00:29:45] Cinema.

[00:29:46] So freakin' funny, dude.

[00:29:48] No.

[00:29:49] It's a face off.

[00:29:51] Yeah, yeah.

[00:29:52] Use that.

[00:29:53] Come on.

[00:29:54] Oh, no weapons, bro.

[00:29:55] No weapons.

[00:29:56] I'm excited, bro.

[00:29:57] It's gonna be fun.

[00:29:58] I'm excited, bro. It's gonna be fun.

[00:30:00] I'm not scared of that. Listen, um, I, please.

[00:30:02] I don't have a wife yet. I don't have kids yet, please.

[00:30:05] Hey, girls, what's up?

[00:30:08] Okay, forgive the inappropriate honor.

[00:30:09] What's your name? I don't even know your name.

[00:30:11] Jake.

[00:30:12] Jake what?

[00:30:13] First State Department.

[00:30:14] Pfft!

[00:30:15] I got here for doing the biggest wheelie the sound's ever seen.

[00:30:18] What are you talking to?

[00:30:19] My phone?

[00:30:20] You're doing the phone?

[00:30:21] Yeah, you didn't check my pockets!

[00:30:23] I got a band too!

[00:30:24] Oh, you pulled me over because I'm black.

[00:30:26] It's two o'clock in the morning.

[00:30:27] Everyone is black

[00:30:30] There they are both shouldn't be just you officer

[00:30:35] Maybe bad number

[00:30:41] Officer arrest me arrest me officer

[00:30:51] Officer why do you smell so bad cuz you're on duty

[00:30:57] Camera until that's okay ready?

[00:31:27] They're not that tiny. They are that tiny.

[00:31:37] Isn't that double cheeseburger 3K? It's so big it's gonna make them look even tinier.

[00:31:57] It's too fucking far is this too far?

[00:32:05] It's too far that hell's wrong with you

[00:32:13] I'm not really seeing the relationship between you and busting you guys are related somehow yeah

[00:32:19] Yeah, we're kids and slack

[00:32:22] It's really cool

[00:32:24] I mean, you've seen fathers all fuck each other.

[00:32:26] I understand we came down from the deep sack, you know what I mean?

[00:32:29] Oh, to buy you.

[00:32:30] To buy you.

[00:32:31] To buy you.

[00:32:32] We're so far south you can't even get there.

[00:32:35] Okay.

[00:32:36] You know what I mean?

[00:32:37] And then, pretty much just crazy insisting.

[00:32:42] Hey, who said that?

[00:32:43] I

[00:33:04] Yo, bro, give us

[00:33:06] Wow. Give us a Warhammer 40K movie, please. Please give us a Warhammer 40K movie. I beg.

[00:33:20] I'll I'll I'll like stay up at night and just watch the cinematics of warhammer 40k

[00:33:37] you know like I'll just sit there and I'll just go on YouTube and there's like our long

[00:33:44] Warhammer 40k cinematics and I'll just sit there and I'll just watch and it's so awesome.

[00:33:54] The get has the coolest fucking storyline ever.

[00:33:59] I love it.

[00:34:02] You haven't seen it.

[00:34:03] Oh my do I do I grace them Warhammer 40k lovers?

[00:34:09] Do I grace them with a little with a little trailer?

[00:34:13] like we're just peatism. Like

[00:34:18] peatism. Let me show you a

[00:34:21] little something. Let me let me

[00:34:25] show you a little something.

[00:34:26] Which one should we show them? I

[00:34:27] feel like we should show them

[00:34:28] the what's the one when they go

[00:34:34] into the cave? What's the one

[00:34:38] when they go into the cave with

[00:34:39] the priest in the coffin? What

[00:34:41] What is that one called?

[00:34:44] That one's peak.

[00:34:48] Is that secret level?

[00:34:59] How long is that?

[00:35:07] Seven minutes.

[00:35:11] I'm not I'm only seeing like three minute four minutes two minutes

[00:35:28] Must in it

[00:35:36] Thank you, baby

[00:35:41] let me see here where is this is this it

[00:35:49] this one's four minutes I'll think this is it but

[00:36:00] oh man this is it this is it this isn't the full one though but it's the

[00:36:06] No, this doesn't give the full because you gotta remember this is a lot of people's first

[00:36:21] time seeing it.

[00:36:22] We need the full thing.

[00:36:26] We need the full shebang.

[00:36:36] She didn't know where the road would lead, but the moment she stepped on the road, she

[00:36:51] said, let me see here, where is this?

[00:37:01] I'm telling you, it's worth it, trust me, it's so sick.

[00:37:05] I've watched all of this, it's like an hour long video,

[00:37:07] and I've watched this hour long video before.

[00:37:10] Like watching them drop into the cave is so sick.

[00:37:16] But it's not here.

[00:37:20] I can't find it, I can't find it boss.

[00:37:24] Seven minutes, found it.

[00:37:25] I

[00:37:40] Down here to our block in

[00:38:25] What's in the box?

[00:38:28] Rustic grab pizza

[00:39:25] I

[00:39:55] I

[00:40:02] Don't say

[00:40:25] Yo, team killin' thing with a five gift, ya man!

[00:40:52] Okay.

[00:41:15] Bro, this is just so good.

[00:41:17] I think these, these and Diablo.

[00:41:21] Diablo does a really good job like the one whenever it's the when they go down

[00:41:27] I don't know if it's hell or whatever

[00:41:29] We they go down and like they're just prayed like that woman's prayed and they're all fighting shit and then the

[00:41:37] Lilith yes when they fight Lilith that was I played that oh my gosh. That was so cool

[00:41:48] This is Pete gaming

[00:41:51] I'll wait for the ads, let them know we're waiting for the ads, they can't miss us.

[00:42:13] Oh, that you're right, Henry Cavill is doing a Warhammer 40k, isn't he?

[00:42:19] I forgot that that was announced!

[00:42:28] Yo, that is so exciting.

[00:42:31] That is so exciting.

[00:42:34] I gave a lot of respect for Henry Cavill during the Witcher shit whenever he was like,

[00:42:39] this is not how the game is.

[00:42:41] I'm not doing it that way.

[00:42:43] And they were like, well, think about the inclusivity.

[00:42:46] And now now not doing it that way

[00:42:51] No

[00:42:52] We're not doing that

[00:42:55] Well, we'll find someone else. Okay, sure. I will just go play Superman again

[00:43:02] But we'll do Warhammer 40k something that's actually worth my time

[00:43:08] Bro, I remember during the witcher ship

[00:43:11] We were going over like some of the stuff that they were saying during that whole debacle and I remember

[00:43:16] the director of Witcher said, and I quote,

[00:43:22] we love the storyline and we love the game,

[00:43:25] but we also have to give our artists the ability

[00:43:28] to create their stories because you know, our artists,

[00:43:31] they have a lot of fans as well, or what did she say?

[00:43:36] She was like, anyways, the people who write

[00:43:42] their own bullshit in there, they have fans as well

[00:43:44] that want to see their creative, their creative take on things.

[00:43:49] Oh, get the fuck out of here.

[00:43:51] You do not take a game like the Witcher.

[00:43:56] Get the rights for it and then change it.

[00:44:00] That's go make your own fucking show.

[00:44:03] Go. You want to be creative?

[00:44:05] Go be creative with your own idea.

[00:44:08] Don't take the cool shit and ruin it.

[00:44:11] You want to have your own creative take on things go make something yourself

[00:44:19] Go make you all you can be as creative as you want with your own idea. Don't take someone else's shit

[00:44:26] Sign your name on it draw all over the lines some bullshit

[00:44:41] I

[00:45:11] bro it just it looks so good I love I love the fact that they're dragging the

[00:45:25] That's close dude so sick

[00:45:45] This is warhammer 40k the best cinematics and all of gaming in my opinion

[00:45:55] I just get DMC8 on YouTube for watching this?

[00:46:08] Wait I can get DMC8 for watching this?

[00:46:23] Amazon. Alright we're finishing the video and I'll fix you two. I have no idea.

[00:47:23] Oh, it cuts it right there, motherfucker.

[00:47:30] Well, probably a good thing.

[00:47:31] I didn't know I wasn't allowed to watch that.

[00:47:34] Damn.

[00:47:35] It's insane.

[00:47:36] Oh, what a letdown.

[00:47:41] I hate all this copyright shit, bro.

[00:47:43] It's so fucking annoying.

[00:47:46] Why is everything copyrighted?

[00:47:48] Well, we can fix it.

[00:47:53] YouTube, not a big deal.

[00:47:55] I don't know if it's gonna fix itself or if this is a,

[00:48:00] this might be one of those where I have to redo a key.

[00:48:02] Is GavaWake Mods?

[00:48:08] Let me shut that down.

[00:48:18] What do you see here?

[00:48:23] It doesn't look like he's awake yet. Let me call him. Let me call him as we watch some more clips.

[00:48:33] Where's this?

[00:48:39] I can't believe I've trouble.

[00:48:41] No?

[00:48:42] You're going to be.

[00:48:43] Why?

[00:48:44] You're going to be a fucking monster if you don't get out of here.

[00:48:46] No, you can't bring a weapon out on me.

[00:48:48] I guess I can because I have a lot of tools.

[00:48:50] Okay.

[00:48:51] They're gonna be both gone.

[00:48:57] Get!

[00:49:00] What's your name?

[00:49:01] Dennis Jiffington.

[00:49:03] Dennis the fuck out of Tizzington.

[00:49:05] Yes.

[00:49:06] They're lying here!

[00:49:11] We're going to jail, bud.

[00:49:13] Alright.

[00:49:13] Yeah, you're gonna fuck them.

[00:49:14] Gav's away.

[00:49:16] They'll get it all fixed up.

[00:49:18] Gav is awake. He'll get it all fixed up.

[00:49:21] oh this is the war dog shit I'm excited for this is what we were talking about

[00:49:30] yesterday what are you doing we'll get it all taken care of here in a moment guys

[00:49:34] sorry you guys have a lot that much yet right yeah I played last night so I've

[00:49:41] got a little bit things I'm taking RPG for someone's day so you can see this is

[00:49:47] what we were talking about yesterday so you can see as he's gearing up like all the shit that he's

[00:49:53] that he's putting on his person costs money so he's going to the vendor you guys are gonna

[00:50:00] unlock that much yet right yeah i played last night so and you can see like so he gets to use

[00:50:06] the bushmaster m17 that doesn't cost any money but the rounds that he's using with the max cost

[00:50:11] $40 a pop. He has six thousand six hundred and sixteen dollars to spend on his loadout

[00:50:17] So he wants to get an RPG. That's gonna be an extra two thousand dollars

[00:50:22] $200 per shot that he's getting for the RPG as well

[00:50:32] So he wants to buy a helicopter right now is a fifty percent off

[00:50:36] Off but he's buying the Kodak the Kodiak. Sorry Kodak black the Kodiak and it's gonna cost him

[00:50:44] $1,250 but if you like let's say you wanted to buy a tank that'd be like $20,000

[00:50:51] Now he wants to buy a helicopter

[00:50:53] 3104 thousand

[00:50:55] 12,500

[00:50:57] 8,750 so every single time he goes out there and he wants to invest in his run

[00:51:02] He has to spend the money that he has up top right

[00:51:06] Not IRL money you heathen

[00:51:09] So he's gonna they they have to spend their money in order to go out there and attack the opposition and depending on how many kills they get

[00:51:16] They get the money back

[00:51:25] It's not like Counter Strike because you don't have a set amount this money from what I understand

[00:51:30] Bleeds over into your like games, right?

[00:51:33] So like let's say you have a great game and you drop 40 kills

[00:51:37] right

[00:51:38] Because you drop 40 kills you'll get like 15 thousand dollars twenty thousand dollars

[00:51:43] You can then take that money into your next game and continue to buy more and more stuff

[00:51:47] And I'm pretty sure that you can use that money. Let's say you get like 200k

[00:51:51] You can then take that two hundred thousand dollars and buy like cosmetic shit buy

[00:51:56] Upgrades for different things like there's stuff that you can spend that money on that you're working towards

[00:52:01] Thank you Vic, kind of like King of the Hill in armor, that's literally what this is, King of the Hill.

[00:52:06] Who ain't on?

[00:52:07] Me.

[00:52:08] But more in depth.

[00:52:09] And it's so low game.

[00:52:14] Can I get the free recess from the gauge vendor?

[00:52:16] Oh I can.

[00:52:17] Come through for the LX.

[00:52:18] Alright, I bought it from the gauge vendor.

[00:52:21] That's awesome.

[00:52:22] I'm just going to drag it into my thing.

[00:52:23] Yeah, there we go.

[00:52:24] Let's go.

[00:52:26] Right, what are we doing?

[00:52:27] All right, I think we go straight to hot zone for the star

[00:52:31] Hot zone looks like it's going towards the church. We're getting you to fix your lunch arch

[00:52:37] Glant your chin lamp run down into I'm hoping I can just get my RPG out straight away

[00:52:42] Get some points. There's a green in the tower green. It's out. We'll go beyond us. Yeah, I was shooting

[00:52:57] I want

[00:52:59] Boom he gets a headshot and he kills someone he gets plus eight hundred and twenty five dollars

[00:53:05] Which you can see will be added in the top right and you can see what's really cool

[00:53:10] And I like that they did this there's a deficit as well

[00:53:13] So you'll know when you've broken even on the current run that you're on so this like let's say you have

[00:53:21] Minus five thousand dollars, but then you get a headshot it will do the math

[00:53:24] So you see six four fifty watch it after he shoots this guy

[00:53:29] Now he's only down five thousand six hundred and twenty five on the kid that he's currently building

[00:53:41] I like that that's really cool

[00:53:48] So XP is money no

[00:53:50] no it's just money is money it's just that's it think of it like you're a

[00:53:56] bounty hunter every time you kill someone you get paid for that for that kill

[00:53:59] and then you can use that money to create your next kit or to get your next

[00:54:04] car to get your next helicopter or whatever to be able like you invest and

[00:54:09] hopefully get a return if you don't then you're out of luck and you got to go

[00:54:14] there with some more here or a nice yeah well let's go to the house and so

[00:54:36] because that guy dies if he doesn't get rest which he is he will lose that $5,000

[00:54:44] Do you need to actually go for the zone? Let's stop fighting that we need the

[00:54:48] points. Yeah, let's go.

[00:54:51] If we get two people on the point now.

[00:54:56] I don't disagree. I don't like the fact that it shows the kill cam. I agree with that.

[00:55:01] Contesting. I'm being risked.

[00:55:14] Some kind of vehicle behind those trees

[00:55:19] Yep, Alice cotton

[00:55:24] Yeah, I saw the reflections

[00:55:35] Yeah

[00:55:44] Yeah, I know how to change it. Just DM me the code. Chat one second, we're gonna get

[00:55:53] you two back rolling. DM me the code, I can set it. One moment, boys. One moment, one

[00:56:05] moment.

[00:56:14] One moment, one moment.

[00:56:32] Alright, YouTube should be going back live. Let's make sure that shit goes back up.

[00:56:37] Alright, YouTube's back, gentlemen. YouTube's back, YouTube's back, YouTube's back. Try not

[00:56:48] to get that shit taken down again. Apologies, everybody. Alright, that's all good now.

[00:56:57] I'm going to take the game!

[00:57:02] I'm going to try this part here.

[00:57:06] Yep, looking.

[00:57:09] I'm dead.

[00:57:12] Nice.

[00:57:13] That was close.

[00:57:14] I'm on the cart.

[00:57:15] You dead?

[00:57:16] I'm dead.

[00:57:17] That's one on the hill.

[00:57:18] What was that?

[00:57:19] By the logs, uh, towards...

[00:57:21] The logs.

[00:57:22] Not the other one on the hill.

[00:57:24] Oh no, there's one there, left wing still, behind the shipping container.

[00:57:34] There he is, there he is.

[00:57:40] Oh, wasn't him.

[00:57:42] Yeah, that there.

[00:57:46] Nope, can't need you to know.

[00:57:51] What's cool what I like is I'm I'm a I enjoy playing battlefield right I really enjoy playing

[00:58:02] battlefield but my biggest gripe with battlefield is that I don't feel like nothing is attaching

[00:58:07] me to the game I die I respawn I run to a tank I go back in I die I respawn I grab a

[00:58:13] helicopter I run back in I die run back in die run back in I run back in match over next

[00:58:18] game I do the exact same thing. This game I think is cool. You can see none of these

[00:58:23] guys have respawned. They've all gotten shot, they went down, then their boy has to clutch

[00:58:28] up the situation, run over, hit a res. And you're really playing for like wiping out

[00:58:33] the squad, similar to Tarkov, where you're playing to wipe out the entire enemy squad.

[00:58:39] And same thing with Kod, like die, respawn, die, respawn. So I'm happy that they're trying

[00:58:44] to do something different and adding a little bit more of like, my life matters, you know?

[00:58:54] And you can tell they're not just hitting the respawn beacon, right?

[00:58:57] Because again, no one's actually respawned yet.

[00:59:00] They just, they're getting downed and then they're running in and hitting the rest.

[00:59:04] And you can see that they only have a certain amount of time to hit the res as well.

[00:59:07] So it's definitely going to slow down the gameplay, which is good.

[00:59:13] That's all I just went to lose a minute, it's a bin bag, for fuck's sake.

[00:59:20] Last one, sorry.

[00:59:25] Why don't you take the second one?

[00:59:29] Definitely more round the bed.

[00:59:32] Oh, it's right here.

[00:59:34] Thank you.

[00:59:35] That was a pain in the...

[00:59:37] That came up on the minimap, it's looking at it.

[00:59:40] I feel like without an initial investment for the round itself, what's stopping people

[01:00:06] from leaving if they're up against a team full of sweats, then the rest of the team

[01:00:09] gets drained to funds.

[01:00:10] Hopefully they balance everything out.

[01:00:12] Well, I don't really think it matters.

[01:00:14] Like, let's say that you or me in that situation, bro, fuck my team.

[01:00:21] I'm just going to make money.

[01:00:22] Now, I will say that that lies in bigger issue, right?

[01:00:26] Because if you're playing OBJs and you have a lot of people like me on your team saying,

[01:00:29] fuck the OBJ, I'm playing for money, it's going to be a little bit harder.

[01:00:34] I also think, with how large the lobbies is,

[01:00:38] 100 players,

[01:00:41] it's so large that one or two people,

[01:00:44] or even fucking five or six people,

[01:00:46] won't make the difference.

[01:00:47] I'm not here for like little bits of time.

[01:00:59] I'm still just above the register.

[01:01:02] Hard to locate enemies.

[01:01:04] I mean no harder than this game from Tarkov

[01:01:06] There's no better game than this game from Tarkov

[01:01:08] That's nice, that's nice

[01:01:10] What?

[01:01:12] That splits it

[01:01:14] Yeah, that's nice

[01:01:21] If anyone sees AK, I'm gonna need it

[01:01:23] Oh wow, that's the executive producer

[01:01:25] Let's play

[01:01:29] There's a slight one on the bridge

[01:01:31] There's a slight one on the bridge

[01:01:33] I'll say this, it makes me happy that the people making the game are competent shooters.

[01:01:42] You know?

[01:01:43] I feel like so many times we'll see these developers who make these games and they're

[01:01:46] fucking terrible at them, so they either dumb it down or they make it incredibly hard and

[01:01:51] it's so out of touch that when it gets in our hands it's like this is fucking stupid.

[01:01:55] I'm happy to see that these guys seem to actually know how to play shooters.

[01:02:12] He took the tail rotor out, that was insane.

[01:02:15] I might take this one here on this hill

[01:02:29] There you go, he's that what I know is I'm sure he's trying to control it. Let's try it. You're gonna die, buddy. No

[01:02:36] Get shot still

[01:02:45] I think they're up that hill, they're on their way.

[01:02:50] They're on the bridge.

[01:02:53] I can't look at how you're on the bridge.

[01:02:57] I can't see anyone up there.

[01:03:00] Okay, that's fine.

[01:03:01] So you can see on this run because this guy's been playing good.

[01:03:05] He's made 17,659.

[01:03:08] They're trying to get us here.

[01:03:12] He might be prone. I can hear him building some more.

[01:03:21] Oh yeah, I can see him. On the truck.

[01:03:23] He's literally on him.

[01:03:29] Got him. Habit of both though.

[01:03:33] One's in the ring!

[01:03:35] I just want to make a max anybody

[01:03:46] I'll come give you some market for some

[01:03:48] reviving a teammate plus twelve hundred dollars

[01:03:51] I'll see a helmet on this guy if you want

[01:03:53] medic might be easy money gentlemen

[01:03:54] oh wait yeah it's not enough

[01:03:57] oh god

[01:03:58] oh god

[01:03:59] shut down shut down shut down

[01:04:01] on the bridge

[01:04:02] on the edge of the bridge

[01:04:03] twenty three meters

[01:04:04] Suppress him on the, suppress on the drive, suppress.

[01:04:07] Yes, I'm pressing him, I'm going up there.

[01:04:09] Got him, got him, got him.

[01:04:12] Little bird coming in with people, I'll revive Sean.

[01:04:19] Get off the bridge, just get off the bridge, just get off the bridge.

[01:04:26] Jump, jump, jump, jump.

[01:04:29] This way, are you getting Joe, are you getting Joe?

[01:04:31] Recess.

[01:04:32] okay you need to get off that bridge now because it's going to fire at you

[01:04:38] there it is

[01:04:45] you hear the stream hush

[01:04:48] come on get the camera oh man I wish I knew when it was going to come off lot

[01:04:55] Okay.

[01:04:57] Oh, oh, oh, two.

[01:04:59] Two.

[01:05:01] Zero.

[01:05:03] Zero.

[01:05:05] I was going to shoot at him, I'm done.

[01:05:07] Shit, wasn't that hard?

[01:05:09] I'll revive him.

[01:05:11] Sniper in the forest.

[01:05:13] That's good.

[01:05:15] Thank you.

[01:05:17] Doing good.

[01:05:19] Four. Two. Eight.

[01:05:21] Yes!

[01:05:23] Let's gooooo!

[01:05:26] Awesome.

[01:05:27] Ohhhh!

[01:05:30] I know where he is now.

[01:05:31] I'll take care of you please.

[01:05:32] Alright, let's go.

[01:05:35] I'll let you go pick your hand.

[01:05:38] I'll take this one.

[01:05:46] Oh hell, I've got the full of people in front of me.

[01:05:48] I'm really high.

[01:05:49] Do it, do it, do it.

[01:05:50] I'm not going to eat them.

[01:05:53] OHHHH!

[01:05:55] OH MY GOD!

[01:05:57] OH MY GOD!

[01:05:59] HONESTLY!

[01:06:01] Just checking him recording.

[01:06:03] Get the camera and that was fucking...

[01:06:05] OH!

[01:06:07] His voice in hell!

[01:06:09] He just got head shot in like crazy!

[01:06:15] Alright, I'm gonna go see

[01:06:17] I'm gonna go into church.

[01:06:19] Play it nice and safe, going into church.

[01:06:23] I need the car to move forward.

[01:06:45] Oh, there's a little message coming from this guy.

[01:06:47] I've got it.

[01:06:48] Bye, buddy.

[01:06:50] Bye, bye, Bernie.

[01:06:52] What's he doing again, man?

[01:06:54] Oh, my god.

[01:06:56] Oh, my god.

[01:06:58] Oh, my god.

[01:07:00] It's good.

[01:07:02] Is that Ben's friend? Is he going to start crying again, say?

[01:07:04] I will never say this again, man.

[01:07:06] I fly. I fly.

[01:07:08] I can move.

[01:07:11] I fly.

[01:07:13] Do you know what you're behind?

[01:07:15] Do you know what you're behind?

[01:07:16] Do you know what you're behind?

[01:07:17] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:07:18] Yes!

[01:07:19] Yes!

[01:07:21] Two in.

[01:07:21] Go on.

[01:07:22] Manning.

[01:07:23] I'm following you, go on.

[01:07:24] Flare, flare, no.

[01:07:25] No!

[01:07:26] James!

[01:07:27] Oh, he's on top of a tower.

[01:07:29] He's on top of a tower.

[01:07:30] Top of a tower.

[01:07:31] Oh, he's still here, he's still here.

[01:07:34] I think I'm safe here.

[01:07:36] Give me two.

[01:07:36] I'm going to get it.

[01:07:37] I'm going to get it.

[01:07:39] Ah!

[01:07:39] No!

[01:07:41] Oh, fuck.

[01:07:41] I'm suppressing him.

[01:07:42] He's doing the suppression.

[01:07:43] Go go go go go go go go go go go go go some flowers.

[01:07:50] I'm gonna get closer.

[01:07:53] Oh, a little rot, a little rot on the tower.

[01:07:57] I'm gonna be honest, I think this game is gonna do really well.

[01:08:02] I think this game is gonna do really well.

[01:08:04] The only things I see right now that I'm a little bit hesitant of is a couple.

[01:08:10] number one, I'm hesitant of the replayability in terms of what to spend your money on, right?

[01:08:20] If there's things that I can spend my money on whenever I have three mil for an elongated

[01:08:27] period, that will dictate how long I play the game and how good those things are.

[01:08:32] Because I can sit here and I can like invest in kids and just steamroll people with millions

[01:08:37] dollars so on so forth but like what what else can I spend my money on cool cool like shirts and

[01:08:47] shorts and gun camos and stuff like that that'd be bad that'd be badass that'd be awesome I feel

[01:08:55] like as long as they do that well I know there's like a whole system but one of the videos we

[01:09:00] watch is like there's like a gold bar system where you can invest in a market driven by players

[01:09:07] kind of like a Bitcoin currency, but it's gold bars. So you can buy gold bars at like $115 per bar.

[01:09:15] And because so many people are also investing in gold bars, the value will go up. And then you

[01:09:20] can pull that money out to play the game with just a wacky system. I'm excited about stuff like that.

[01:09:28] Just give me a reason to want for a long period of time. Give me reasons to continue playing.

[01:09:36] Don't make it feel

[01:09:38] No, no, no hate towards battlefield great game

[01:09:41] Just that

[01:09:42] Genres a little burnt on me, but give me more than that give me more than just loading in hitting the respawning continuing to play

[01:09:51] number two

[01:09:52] Not a fan of kill cams at all

[01:09:55] Don't like to kill cams

[01:09:58] Don't like to kill cams let people

[01:10:01] get in a location

[01:10:03] And be able to prosper from their success in my opinion in my opinion not opinion my opinion

[01:10:11] I'm not a huge. I'm not a huge

[01:10:13] Not a huge kill cam guy

[01:10:15] because I feel like there's enough

[01:10:17] There's enough risk to reward in this game. I don't think kill cams are needed

[01:10:24] You're gonna have a bunch of campers with high cash value

[01:10:26] Then maybe do like a benchmark kill cam system like if someone is sniping and hits like a 10 kill

[01:10:35] Whatever right like they're on a heater

[01:10:37] maybe then hit them with the kill cam but I don't want to sit there and and

[01:10:42] Be on a shitty team go across the map in a fucking awesome location

[01:10:47] Kill one guy and then instantly get turned on by the team that's already dominating my booty cheeks

[01:10:54] you know

[01:10:56] These give me an opportunity to make myself some money before you fuck me

[01:11:01] Just an idea just an idea

[01:11:05] But that's it

[01:11:06] I mean everything else man like the gunplay looks sick the helicopters looks sick the the bombs hitting the ground looks sick

[01:11:13] Like there's just so there's so many cool things man

[01:11:17] That's like the only negatives I see and that's just like my personal opinion negatives

[01:11:21] Can he bomb him?

[01:11:23] It's a game called Wargogs, it isn't out yet.

[01:11:25] What? What we do it?

[01:11:29] Okay.

[01:11:31] Alright, how is it broken?

[01:11:39] He wants us.

[01:11:41] Wait, I'm gonna...

[01:11:43] He wants us. Come on.

[01:11:45] I'm bombing back up. I'm bombing back up.

[01:11:47] I've got to stay in accordance.

[01:11:49] shit out

[01:11:52] I've got Alex

[01:11:59] I'm gonna push into the tower while she's getting in

[01:12:07] what did they have I read what

[01:12:10] I think it was just a game

[01:12:14] Just gonna get an open.

[01:12:17] Okay

[01:12:19] Yeah, sorry, I should have pulled the drinks in there, but wait so these guys this team

[01:12:24] Modded on the armor. So like this team had a mod called ward ops and then they're now creating a game based on that mod

[01:12:36] That's true

[01:12:38] Wait, these are the people who made king of the hill

[01:12:44] Bullshit! That's fucking sick!

[01:12:49] He's so high up as well, Joe.

[01:12:52] He's seriously?

[01:12:54] He's panicking.

[01:12:55] Just left, just left.

[01:12:56] Yeah, not really.

[01:12:57] Oh, he's taking something.

[01:12:59] They're passing on to the roof!

[01:13:01] Oh, that's cool!

[01:13:06] Can he come sit behind us, land in the church?

[01:13:09] That's the guy we shot at, man.

[01:13:11] Didn't shoot him.

[01:13:13] What is it buddy? What are you doing?

[01:13:15] Strag it!

[01:13:16] Oh hello.

[01:13:17] Strag it.

[01:13:18] Strag it.

[01:13:19] You're fucking coming with us.

[01:13:21] They added Void for the game as well!

[01:13:24] Guess we'll dev lair.

[01:13:27] There you go.

[01:13:28] Let's just get balls on it.

[01:13:30] HODZONE!

[01:13:31] HODZONE!

[01:13:32] They're coming!

[01:13:34] They're coming!

[01:13:36] How do they know where we are already?

[01:13:39] You wanna go HODZONE? It's kind of nice.

[01:13:41] Can we get a hot zone?

[01:13:43] Get a hot zone!

[01:13:47] Hot zone, hot zone, hot zone.

[01:13:49] Toxic devs, they know what they're doing.

[01:13:51] I see stuff like that, I get excited.

[01:13:55] Hot drop.

[01:13:57] Straight there.

[01:13:59] I love they act like this is like three different days of playing the game, you know?

[01:14:07] They don't have other people playing their game.

[01:14:09] their game they're playing their game against those other people that's sick

[01:14:23] that's cool man it's exciting stuff like I said before man I'm excited about

[01:14:27] this game truly I really am excited about this game I think it's gonna be

[01:14:32] awesome we're already an hour and 14 minutes into our clips we're gonna watch

[01:14:36] a couple more we're gonna go start playing clear rock star cash completely close the rocks our

[01:14:40] games launch with the game documents rocks your games delete social club launchable that's fucking

[01:14:44] intense are you close this just like a solo noid right now i'm so mad bro i shouldn't be saying

[01:14:50] even this shit on stream i'm just like getting i'm like being negative it's gonna make people not

[01:14:54] want to watch which i gotta shut the fuck up i'm just really annoyed i just feel like i'm in like

[01:14:59] like this like role-play limbo right now and that has me annoyed

[01:15:03] now bro i'm getting really annoyed bro i'm losing my fucking cool

[01:15:10] what you got to show

[01:15:13] what's the upset about 1700 viewers right now what the fuck are we doing here

[01:15:18] i don't understand

[01:15:21] but it probably gets bad okay now sorry to cave you just crack what are we doing

[01:15:26] here

[01:15:29] understand if there was so much hyper on prodigy 4.0 we just got to start

[01:15:35] releasing shit again maybe I'm overreacting there wasn't that much

[01:15:40] storage clapped I'm not just sticking with cake because I got nothing to do

[01:15:43] we're just we're setting up the foundation for the white that's what we

[01:15:47] do what I don't know is dude what hasn't hush been playing the last like five

[01:15:53] days yeah how is he only level 18 I don't know I can actually tell you why

[01:16:01] because we keep doing icebreaker and icebreaker gives you like 80,000 XP but

[01:16:06] no joke when we go there he gets literally zero kills not one like oh we

[01:16:13] got like a couple you literally when you when you on the death screen it says no

[01:16:17] kills in the middle of the screen. That's not true. That's not true. I have been playing for three days.

[01:16:25] Today is day three. Is it not? How many days have I been playing?

[01:16:31] I don't even know how many days I've been playing. Today's day four. So yeah, I've played for three

[01:16:36] Three days, today's day four.

[01:16:39] Oh, we get the fuck out of here.

[01:16:47] We watching the Xbox Showcase at one?

[01:16:52] Chad, are we watching the Xbox Showcase?

[01:16:54] I guess it just depends on how Tarkov's going.

[01:16:57] If we're having fun, we'll stay on Tarkov.

[01:16:59] If we wanna watch the Xbox Showcase, we'll go do that.

[01:17:01] I feel like we should.

[01:17:03] Who cares about Xbox? Well, it's not just games that are coming out on Xbox, dumbass!

[01:17:11] It's games that have Xbox as one of their games, but it can also be on PC. DUMBASS!

[01:17:18] Now shut up and eat your cookies! Dammit! Shit!

[01:17:31] Right, have a great day.

[01:17:35] Let's have a great day.

[01:17:37] Now the question is,

[01:17:39] we've been listening to the same music

[01:17:40] over and over and over again.

[01:17:43] I'm trying to think of what playlist I wanna listen to do.

[01:17:46] I'm thinking of Big Booty.

[01:17:48] I'm thinking Big Booty playlist.

[01:17:50] That's what I'm thinking.

[01:17:51] What do y'all think about Big Booty?

[01:17:56] Smoking a brisket, something.

[01:17:58] As soon as there's a Big Booty playlist.

[01:18:01] What is this?

[01:18:09] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18,

[01:18:23] Big, big, booty, bitches, oh!

[01:18:25] Big, booty, bitches, big, big, booty, bitches, oh!

[01:18:29] I got big, booty, bitches, oh!

[01:18:31] Big, booty, bitches, oh!

[01:18:34] That was not what I want.

[01:18:38] Just a candy to the side.

[01:18:40] All right.

[01:18:42] Now, the question is, what do we have?

[01:18:45] We actually have a good amount of shit, funny enough.

[01:18:48] Yesterday was an okay day.

[01:18:50] We did icebreaker, we survived a bunch,

[01:18:52] Level 21 level 21 not too shabby now. Here's the real question. Let's pause this for now. What?

[01:19:07] It's okay, it's it's nothing to write home about but it's honest work

[01:19:12] That's not bad. That's that's not bad. That's not bad. That's not bad. That's not bad at all

[01:19:18] That's not bad at all some plates, which I'm really happy about

[01:19:25] Take the helmet we'll keep all that in there for now

[01:19:34] You can wear this

[01:19:39] What was I saying I completely forgot where I was oh quests

[01:19:44] Let me see here. So I kind of want to unlock icebreaker to be honest

[01:19:48] We need to. We need to. We need

[01:19:58] to. Proper's package. That's

[01:20:02] Johnson hand over the package.

[01:20:06] Us. We need to audit. Reserve

[01:20:11] can do keys. Lighthouse. We have

[01:20:15] we need that key we need to go kill scabs on customs it's easiest thing I

[01:20:20] can do right now and we can wake up while we're doing it let's go do that

[01:20:30] we can only use 30 rounders which fucking sucks we can't buy that either

[01:20:36] does it tell you does it tell you what level you have to get to to buy the

[01:20:42] whatever the fuck you want I have to get to level 25 at level 25 I can play the

[01:20:49] game all I gotta get to level 25 holy shit sweet Jesus get me there please get

[01:21:02] me there holy shit oh god so tired of this we actually use the SR 25 that's

[01:21:14] all we need to use all right have a 25 we get the level 25 chat we can do that

[01:21:23] right all right we need the Schmidt and Bender what is this

[01:21:34] we need the green one this song remix sucks and they scabs 50 meters customs

[01:21:47] nice can't use this gun either because I can't buy the fucking mags for it all

[01:21:55] right let's go ahead and get this out of here

[01:21:59] let's go ahead and get this out of here what do I have mags for I have mags for

[01:22:05] this I have mags for this am I listening to Bob Ross and have them graphic

[01:22:17] Run all the colors across the screen that you need to do this painting with me

[01:22:20] And they'll come across in the same order that I have them on the pallet starting with the title

[01:22:24] WHEN THE FUCK DID I CLICK ON BOP ROSS?

[01:22:29] Oh my gosh

[01:22:35] No, we're not listening to Bob Ross as we murder people you psychopaths

[01:22:47] Happy little trees. Happy little trees.

[01:22:54] Alright, there's that. Reactor, good.

[01:23:01] 93 dur. Not gonna last for long.

[01:23:08] Po, shut up! We are not listening to Bob Ross.

[01:23:13] No.

[01:23:16] What do you mean what's wrong with him?

[01:23:17] I'm trying to get hyped up for my raid,

[01:23:19] I'm not trying to make love to a tree?

[01:23:28] Bro, don't call me a Bob Ross racist.

[01:23:32] That's fucking crazy, man.

[01:23:35] Calm down over there.

[01:23:40] I have no painkillers.

[01:23:43] Oh my gosh, I can buy ibuprofen. I didn't even know. W!

[01:24:01] okay that's good and then let me see if I can't buy this key what is this what

[01:24:21] What key do I need here chat?

[01:24:26] What key do I need?

[01:24:34] I can't buy a circuit.

[01:24:40] I need a 220.

[01:24:41] Is that like a for sure 220?

[01:24:51] I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game

[01:25:00] I have to 20 I need the other one. I need the three whatever one

[01:25:08] Shout out Genji for her key ring also, I think we should always have food on us

[01:25:19] Barter

[01:25:22] Who has the barter 303 fuck you I'll do it

[01:25:30] Four five six seven

[01:25:38] One two

[01:25:44] 303 that's what we needed right

[01:25:51] You could have bought 303 oh shit could I have could I have bought 303 shut the fuck are you kidding me?

[01:25:59] It's 14,000 rouble and I just had to spend a hundred and fifty thousand on a fucking trade. Oh

[01:26:06] My gosh

[01:26:14] And the event still going on which is gonna make my life hell oh

[01:26:18] Oh shit, I also didn't insure my gear, whatever, okay.

[01:26:25] Guys, you listen, you're roasting me, what can I do?

[01:26:31] Nikita has my balls and a vice right now, I can't do nothing else, I just gotta listen.

[01:26:36] And I'm gonna smack him around like grapes being hung in front of an emperor's mouth,

[01:26:41] just playing fucking rocket ball.

[01:26:56] No, we don't have drops.

[01:26:59] We're not cold enough for drops.

[01:27:01] I know, losing a mill at the start of stream is not ideal.

[01:27:08] Have you considered getting good?

[01:27:09] Have you considered shutting up?

[01:27:14] Also, I need to bind dropping my bag today.

[01:27:17] I keep forgetting to bind that.

[01:27:18] I keep forgetting to do that.

[01:27:23] I

[01:27:43] Whoever said too fat for drops fuck you fuck you twice

[01:27:53] This is the worst playlist I've ever listened to I think.

[01:28:18] Beautiful spawn!

[01:28:20] Onwards!

[01:28:22] Alright, listen, we just need spawns like this all day long, just keep giving us spawns

[01:28:34] like this, that's all we're asking for, not asking for anything crazy, we're asking for

[01:28:39] spawns like this, that's it.

[01:28:43] That's all, that's all we're asking for man.

[01:28:50] I'll think that's a crazy ask.

[01:28:52] I really don't.

[01:28:53] Door's open.

[01:28:54] I might die any moment now.

[01:29:09] Let me make sure my audio's turned up.

[01:29:12] It is.

[01:29:13] See there?

[01:29:14] I love you.

[01:29:20] Wait, where's all the... where's all the bosses?

[01:29:26] I take this, I can't.

[01:29:32] Where's all the bosses?

[01:29:34] Must be in two-story.

[01:29:41] Yeah, that's my two story.

[01:30:07] oh shit two quest items in there I'm a little afraid to go back

[01:30:27] What's the other one?

[01:30:34] Oh.

[01:30:39] So, what's that?

[01:30:46] Yo, what headphones am I wearing?

[01:30:56] Where's this? Are these good headphones? They seem like they make me feel like I'm deaf.

[01:31:14] You are deaf. True.

[01:31:17] Okay, we need to go to 3-0-3 now, right?

[01:31:26] Shh.

[01:31:32] Shhh.

[01:31:36] Shh.

[01:31:37] You're gonna come.

[01:31:45] Everybody shush.

[01:31:52] Hello?

[01:32:00] Hello?

[01:32:02] Shit.

[01:32:08] Are they?

[01:32:10] You're not dead? What the fuck?

[01:32:23] I just need one scap kill with an A12. Just chill, bro. Chill, chill, chill, chill.

[01:32:30] I'm down to chill. I'm down to chill. I've made a grave mistake.

[01:32:35] Do you like to be lovers?

[01:32:38] Lovers, okay, or just friends either one works

[01:32:44] All right, cool the the scabs are in the two-story room the two-story dorms

[01:32:52] Okay, no, no, no, I'm just doing quests you have a great time over there. God bless you

[01:33:00] Yep, no problem. Have a wonderful day

[01:33:05] I'm heading up to third

[01:33:29] Okay, all right, where's that quest item you smell where's that quest item?

[01:33:35] Wait, did you guys tell me to get this key and I didn't even fucking need it?

[01:33:39] There ain't no way.

[01:33:43] There ain't no way!

[01:33:49] I bought the key for nothing!

[01:33:59] I bought 303 for nothing!

[01:34:01] I spent 300,000 on this!

[01:34:03] You're idiots!

[01:34:15] Car please.

[01:34:20] Get the fuck out of here.

[01:34:25] Why did we buy 303?

[01:34:28] Why did we buy 303?

[01:34:33] No, I don't need nothing, I don't need nothing.

[01:34:41] I don't need nothing.

[01:34:42] Look, look, I don't need nothing.

[01:34:45] I don't need nothing.

[01:35:12] Good start to the day, good start to the day, quest done, quest done, good start to the

[01:35:32] day.

[01:35:34] Great start to the day.

[01:35:37] great start great start great start great start wonderful wonderful now that

[01:35:52] tts works again we can all laugh at touch for wasting 300k

[01:35:59] Alright, I've done it.

[01:36:14] Complete.

[01:36:18] Obtain the chemical syringe on factory. God help me.

[01:36:25] Lord.

[01:36:28] Lord, help me through this time on the factor 3.

[01:36:36] The factory is a place where only the devil resides, and I really, really gonna need your

[01:36:43] help.

[01:36:44] I hate the fucking factory.

[01:36:47] I hate the factory more than anything in life.

[01:36:50] No, it ain't together.

[01:36:52] It's the people who play on that map.

[01:36:54] bunch of fucking psychopaths bunch of heathens nothing but fucking losers yes

[01:37:07] I heard it good work dev thank you let's go knock this quest out

[01:37:14] I

[01:37:23] Yep, I got him yeah, thank you dirty thank you for the five months decent

[01:37:27] Thank you for the gift and Tristan team the three months sooner LBJ sent and sparkling llama. Thank you I

[01:37:40] Have now I now have a viewer in my kick chat and his

[01:37:44] Their name is Hutch's hired wife. What the fuck is going on?

[01:37:51] What in the hell?

[01:37:55] The hell is happening in here

[01:38:00] What the fuck

[01:38:02] You used to be so good what happened.

[01:38:12] Good sir.

[01:38:13] Let me tell you something.

[01:38:14] Sit down.

[01:38:16] There is people in this world who are very talented.

[01:38:21] There are people in this world who can stop doing something and pick it right back up

[01:38:26] and be incredibly good at it.

[01:38:28] There are people in this world who have to play something every day for 30 hours a day

[01:38:34] 24-7 for seven days a week forget where they come from

[01:38:37] forget who they know and dedicate themselves to the craft to just be subpar and then

[01:38:43] hundreds of more hours they can

[01:38:46] Finally end up being good at the game that second verse that that's me

[01:38:49] I'm not somebody who just walks up and becomes good at things

[01:38:53] I gotta throw my fucking head at it until I get better and it ain't like riding a bike

[01:39:00] So give me but a moment of your time. I will get there

[01:39:03] But you know, I can't just like walk back up and just beat the fucking greatest. I just don't have it in me

[01:39:10] I wish I did that'd be cool. I

[01:39:19] Don't want to hear a mozen

[01:39:23] those are no credit that a pistol you know we should have done should have

[01:39:38] brought a pistol we should have brought a pistol that's all we should have done

[01:39:43] this map is fucking dog shit I hate it and that right there is why I hate it

[01:39:49] that is that right there is my factory experience every single time some fucking

[01:39:59] do-sher sitting down a hallway with a fucking mozen or AK with a hollow point

[01:40:06] on it that shoots one bullet and I instantly die what a great game we're

[01:40:13] going with a pistol I don't know why I thought to bring an actual gear set

[01:40:17] there that map is fucking dog shit built from the keyed as ass cheeks the worst

[01:40:24] of the worst of the worst reside in that god forsaken map I hate that fucking

[01:40:30] map

[01:40:47] you

[01:41:17] you

[01:41:47] you

[01:42:17] you

[01:42:47] you

[01:43:17] Who ever said exercise for the week, fuck you!

[01:43:47] Rock it!

[01:43:57] Lock it!

[01:43:59] Oh look, I'm in hell!

[01:44:04] Well, what a game.

[01:44:25] I missed.

[01:44:55] Hot.

[01:45:05] Hot.

[01:45:13] Hot.

[01:45:25] Oh

[01:45:38] Vladimir shut the hell up

[01:45:40] First one to move is...

[01:46:10] We heavens!

[01:46:40] later bitch

[01:46:50] later bitch

[01:47:40] oh shit you checked it you checked it that's not a good I wait wait before you

[01:47:47] do this hold hold on think about this you don't need what I got I got a pistol

[01:47:56] you know I'm saying but if you take your melee out let me shoot you I will

[01:48:01] bless you I will rub my belly and give you three wishes. Do you want three wishes?

[01:48:17] Let me give you three wishes. Trust me it's the best wishes that you'll ever get in your entire

[01:48:21] Let me give you three wishes!

[01:48:23] Please!

[01:48:25] Please!

[01:48:27] Please!

[01:48:29] Please!

[01:48:31] Please!

[01:48:33] Please!

[01:48:35] Please!

[01:48:37] Please!

[01:48:39] Please!

[01:48:41] Please!

[01:48:43] You should have taken the wishes!

[01:48:45] Stop this, the imposter!

[01:48:47] Fuck off, fucker!

[01:48:49] You fucking idiot

[01:49:07] Got him

[01:49:11] For my place what the this guy's a methodic

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[02:10:49] HOT!

[02:10:51] 10 minutes have passed for a 3-minute raid.

[02:11:21] Am I not worth it? Am I not worth it?

[02:11:26] Think I'm some stripper on the corner? Yeah, I was wrong with you

[02:11:38] Sweet happens

[02:11:40] you're an asshole for that you're a piece of shit

[02:11:55] You're a piece of shit. You're a piece of shit and you're a heathen.

[02:11:58] What the fuck?

[02:12:00] You're a piece of shit.

[02:12:05] Holy shit.

[02:12:07] You're a piece of shit.

[02:12:12] You're a piece of shit and you're dead.

[02:12:25] Bullseye.

[02:12:55] I

[02:12:57] Level 17, he's a killer.

[02:13:26] Oh my gosh, he's a 30 stinky poor

[02:13:40] Wait, isn't the my quest over here

[02:13:49] He's homeless oh my gosh the quest isn't here anymore. Oh, yes it is

[02:14:00] armor swap?

[02:14:12] armor swap?

[02:14:13] oh we're still good we're still good we're still good.

[02:14:16] shot me in my ass.

[02:14:17] He's in chat?

[02:14:46] Fuck you, good sir!

[02:14:49] Fuck you!

[02:15:16] I'm so fat in-game oh shit I will take the plates I will take these plates and I will

[02:15:37] drop this armor. I am fat. I will drop one plate. Now I am good. I can't use the armor

[02:15:56] for storage. I have the strength of a baby. But it was like I had a twin brother and I

[02:16:03] absorbed him in the womb so I am at the strength of a grown man and a tiny baby

[02:16:12] kind of like a superhero

[02:16:33] Oh so sleepy.

[02:16:38] No so sleepy.

[02:16:43] Salty!

[02:16:44] Thank you for the tin gifted!

[02:16:49] Now he's in the chat for the tin gifted!

[02:16:53] Thank you, good side.

[02:16:55] Thank you.

[02:16:56] Oh, thank you.

[02:16:59] Oh, thank you!

[02:17:02] Thank you so much!

[02:17:12] Look at this! Look at that!

[02:17:14] Chat Card!

[02:17:29] I'm fat again dropping one more level 4 plate.

[02:17:47] Keep moving.

[02:18:10] You gotta be kidding me, that's right where I'm going.

[02:18:14] Are you-

[02:18:15] Dammit!

[02:18:28] Thank, we could be leaving right now.

[02:18:31] We could be home.

[02:18:33] We could be home, we could be safe.

[02:18:36] We could be home, we could be safe, eating our sardines in water.

[02:18:40] But no!

[02:18:41] No, we are not!

[02:18:42] because I forgot my green flare and I'm an idiot in games.

[02:18:54] I have to itch my good ear. This thing's not uber prepared. We're fucked.

[02:19:12] I know it's dangerous.

[02:19:42] you

[02:20:12] you

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[02:22:12] I died for that.

[02:22:34] Thank you for the injector's case.

[02:22:36] This is great news.

[02:22:39] you so much wonderful I will I will take my I will take my insurance now

[02:22:55] proper I need it more now than ever I am poor and ugly

[02:23:07] next song donips

[02:23:14] get a flare damn it I will

[02:23:25] What?

[02:23:35] You want a million from me?

[02:23:37] The hell do I do to you?

[02:23:51] I can't buy grenades.

[02:23:52] Alright.

[02:23:53] Good.

[02:23:54] Good.

[02:23:55] Wonderful.

[02:24:00] Okay

[02:24:01] Now the question is is where do we go because we guys I'm not gonna lie

[02:24:07] We are going to lose

[02:24:10] Everything if we continue to go to customs that place is a place filled with heathens

[02:24:16] liars and pieces of shit

[02:24:22] What do we go

[02:24:25] How long until Xbox thing starts?

[02:24:33] Shoreline, what do we have to do on Shoreline?

[02:24:38] Oh, we got to mark the ambulances.

[02:24:40] The ambulances.

[02:24:42] Shoreline is not a bad idea.

[02:24:44] What is, how do I unlock the PvE area?

[02:24:48] Let me see here.

[02:24:50] What do I need to do for the PvE area?

[02:24:53] area which one? Stay alive. Boreus. Repair the equipment under the cellular tower on

[02:25:13] woods. Locate the equipment under the cellular tower on woods. Where's this at?

[02:25:17] Scab bunker? Where's this at?

[02:25:25] What do we do? Shoreline or woods?

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[02:37:40] all my god I instantly got a great please be gentle please

[02:37:45] I don't have nothing.

[02:37:48] I just want to be loved.

[02:37:51] I just want to be loved.

[02:37:54] That's all I want is for you to love me.

[02:37:58] Destructive, thank you for the 35 months.

[02:38:00] True, thank you for the prime and half of half.

[02:38:02] Thank you for the 24 months.

[02:38:04] Love me, please God love me.

[02:38:10] Hutch, you seem hungry for N993 to the mouth.

[02:38:14] Alright, well, what are they thinking for the two bucks?

[02:38:18] Ramen done thinking for the prime.

[02:38:25] At what age did you hit 150 pounds?

[02:38:29] Yo, that's a good question.

[02:38:30] Yo, I'ma be honest.

[02:38:33] Probably like 10 years old.

[02:38:34] like actually yeah yeah I was like probably like 5 10 10 I was 6 2 whenever I was 12

[02:38:50] Where am I oh what a joy what a joy I spawned on the other side of the map what a what a blessing

[02:39:06] what a how lucky are we oh man Nikita just keeps giving us just keeps giving us blessings

[02:39:16] Just such a nice Russian man, that's good, that's good, I say we walk, no more running,

[02:39:27] I actually want to get this done and I don't want to die, this is my last voodoo, okay,

[02:39:40] do this ride we get done with all this shit then we go and watch the Xbox shit

[02:40:10] Man, this thing's ADS speed is crazy.

[02:40:23] Which is, what a nice.

[02:40:29] Cry, cry, cry, is that all you do?

[02:40:38] No, I fuck your mom.

[02:40:40] Second on the list, thanks for me to do.

[02:40:43] Crying is number one, fucking your mom is number two.

[02:40:52] Now shut the hell up and sit over there like a good boy.

[02:40:55] Shut the fuck up.

[02:40:56] Don't forget eating. I do also eat.

[02:41:09] That amount is very true. I enjoy food.

[02:41:12] But not too much. I am petite. Don't forget that.

[02:41:17] I'm not fat. I am petite.

[02:41:21] petite. Extremely petite. I can hide behind a red oak in a game of hide and seek. Hide

[02:41:31] behind a tree. I can hide behind one of these trees. Shut up. Nice and slow. Nice and slow.

[02:41:46] I

[02:42:06] Watch out

[02:42:47] Nice and slow

[02:42:52] No need to rush we're gonna get there no need to rush at all

[02:43:04] Why would we rush just to die no no, thank you I

[02:43:12] Haven't died yet today

[02:43:16] Tell that to my points.

[02:43:36] Yeah, believers are down bad today.

[02:43:38] I'm not going to lie.

[02:43:40] I've lost multiple mortgages of believers points today in this chat.

[02:43:45] not even an exaggeration. Back into the woods, like a T-Rex, we're hunting through the bushes.

[02:44:04] My wife is left to be, and I am poor. Yeah, that'll happen. And it'll happen.

[02:44:10] But think of it in a positive way. At least you're not me.

[02:44:16] Don't I mean? At least you're not me and you haven't lost everything that you've worked for for the last three days.

[02:44:26] Bro keeps dying. It's your fault. If I wasn't reading chat, I would have lived every raid.

[02:44:40] Where the fuck am I?

[02:44:55] Am I going the right way?

[02:44:56] I think I went the wrong way.

[02:45:16] Is it the next street?

[02:45:19] It's the next street.

[02:45:29] We're going to the Scav Bungus.

[02:45:33] oh my god there's people there

[02:45:56] that that bush was a guy

[02:45:58] Oh shit.

[02:46:16] I'm dead.

[02:46:24] That's an A. I might chose.

[02:46:28] I don't even see him before he is shooting me in the fucking face, brother.

[02:46:43] His body is still behind the fucking tree when I'm dying!

[02:46:49] How?

[02:46:50] Clip it, clip it, run it back, run back the footage and watch this guy shoot and kill

[02:47:01] me while he is not even peeking from behind the fucking tree.

[02:47:07] He's not even peeking!

[02:47:09] It wasn't even close!

[02:47:12] His whole fucking body was behind the tree!

[02:47:14] I don't see nothing!

[02:47:16] Horseshit

[02:47:21] That is complete horseshit

[02:47:25] Watch watch

[02:47:34] Bro, he's not even picking he's literally not even picking he's not he's not even peeking

[02:47:40] He's not even peeking. Also. It's not letting me zoom in

[02:47:43] He's not even peeking

[02:47:46] He's not even peeking.

[02:47:53] No, it was this guy.

[02:48:08] It was this guy who killed me

[02:48:17] No, it was him it was him

[02:48:30] How much shows

[02:48:32] I'm looking left. Nothing's there. Nothing's there. It was him, bro.

[02:48:49] I'm telling you guys, it was him. I'm telling you, this game sucks. This game sucks, ass!

[02:48:56] Game sucks fucking balls

[02:49:01] Where's the Xbox shit, man give me I need a break I need a break

[02:49:08] James the category is special whatever the fuck

[02:49:19] We're changing servers as well

[02:49:21] I'm going to do that now before I forget.

[02:49:31] Actually no I'm not.

[02:49:32] Chat remind me to change servers.

[02:49:33] I literally will ult that forward in stream if I forget to change servers.

[02:49:52] This is the coalition emergency broadcast system.

[02:49:57] There are reports of multiple tremors causing minor damage across Kelowna.

[02:50:03] I

[02:50:05] Stay sharp don't let him surround you. I think this is gears. It's gears. No, it's not

[02:50:15] It is gears it is gears

[02:50:19] This isn't enough

[02:50:22] You should still have to the police station

[02:50:25] Yes

[02:50:29] Okay

[02:50:33] There's a mini game for the reloads.

[02:51:02] All the blood on the screen hell yeah

[02:51:32] I'm gonna get moving!

[02:51:34] Let me see what I can do.

[02:51:36] I'm at the pay-as-safe. I need backup.

[02:51:38] What a start.

[02:51:40] First game out, the gate, it's Gears of War.

[02:51:42] Gears of War.

[02:51:44] Crazy.

[02:51:46] I'm gonna get moving.

[02:51:48] I'm gonna get moving.

[02:51:50] I'm gonna get moving.

[02:51:52] I'm gonna get moving.

[02:51:54] I'm gonna get moving.

[02:51:56] I'm gonna get moving.

[02:51:58] I'm gonna get moving.

[02:52:30] doesn't have arthritis in both of their hands to be the person showing the shooting in this game, please?

[02:53:00] At least that thing carved us a shortcut.

[02:53:05] Through here.

[02:53:06] Two-slide!

[02:53:07] Bugga!

[02:53:08] Come on, man!

[02:53:09] Fuck.

[02:53:10] Ah, shut!

[02:53:11] Oh, play the game.

[02:53:12] How did you not come from?

[02:53:13] We heard your distress.

[02:53:14] I thought it was a little too much.

[02:53:15] I thought it was a little too much.

[02:53:16] I thought it was a little too much.

[02:53:17] Fuck.

[02:53:18] Fuck.

[02:53:19] Fuck.

[02:53:20] Fuck.

[02:53:21] Fuck.

[02:53:22] Fuck.

[02:53:23] Fuck.

[02:53:24] Fuck.

[02:53:25] Fuck.

[02:53:26] Fuck.

[02:53:27] Fuck.

[02:53:28] Fuck.

[02:53:29] We heard your distress call well you saved my eyes, but we need to make ourselves skids

[02:53:59] Oh, just in case.

[02:54:01] I don't know what to do.

[02:54:10] Reba!

[02:54:11] Come on!

[02:54:15] They're smaller!

[02:54:16] These things been coming in waves?

[02:54:18] Ah, what's the problem that I ran out of time for?

[02:54:21] I thought I'd been squashed now.

[02:54:23] I got friends now!

[02:54:29] What game is this? It hurts my heart that you don't know the game. This is a game young

[02:54:46] It's our childhood right here.

[02:54:53] Yo, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna be honest, whoever's playing right now is ruining this

[02:55:15] whole thing for me.

[02:55:45] That's how he got the scores.

[02:56:03] Help us!

[02:56:19] Hey!

[02:56:23] Stop this, Phoenix.

[02:56:26] Hey!

[02:56:29] Holy shit!

[02:56:34] Cinema!

[02:56:37] Okay good start good start honestly

[02:56:59] Good start!

[02:57:04] Welcome to the Xbox Game Showcase.

[02:57:10] For the past 25 years, Xbox has delivered some of the greatest games of all time.

[02:57:15] Games that changed what was possible, games that brought players together, and games that

[02:57:18] defined generations.

[02:57:21] Xbox was built on the spirit of creativity and heart.

[02:57:24] And as we kick off the show with Gears of War e-Day, it's only fitting that as we return

[02:57:28] the Xbox, we return to Gears. So today, we're announcing that Gears of War E-Day will be

[02:57:35] an Xbox console exclusive. The core of Xbox is great games and that's what today is all

[02:57:45] about. We're going to show you more than 25 titles from creators around the world, followed

[02:57:50] by our gears direct. Enjoy the show.

[02:57:56] To the chat sing.

[02:57:59] El, El, El, El, El, El, El.

[02:58:08] Do I remember the moment my powers came in?

[02:58:15] Well, I was being crushed to death with sea water and mud

[02:58:19] and manure.

[02:58:21] Damn, that sucks.

[02:58:23] Was holding onto my sister's hand.

[02:58:27] I remember her fingers gripped so tightly in mine that had nails through blood.

[02:58:34] Until I...

[02:58:39] I lost her grip.

[02:58:45] But she stayed away.

[02:58:49] They'll stick in the memory bit, yeah.

[02:59:00] I know why you're here. You want to talk about them.

[02:59:07] They're not real heroes.

[02:59:09] You ever seen a legend in the flesh?

[02:59:11] Well, that power, how do I use it?

[02:59:14] Killin' the mindless beast, fighting petty villains, none of that matters.

[02:59:23] Look what I do, Chastel.

[02:59:25] A real hero knows how to wield power.

[02:59:31] They don't waste a ton of trivialities.

[02:59:33] You're back, and dressed like a threat.

[02:59:37] We're talking things to worry about, little vegetables.

[02:59:39] A hero knows how to live with their choices.

[02:59:43] Oi! What the fuck was that?

[02:59:46] I was just...

[02:59:47] Just said my brother into the infinite fucking abyss without even asking for missions!

[02:59:51] Morse...

[02:59:54] Morse is for the guilt...

[02:59:55] They're fucking dead!

[02:59:57] What the fuck is that?!

[02:59:59] Look, I will tell you what I told them.

[03:00:03] I'll be as broke as I am going to make it.

[03:00:07] I'll be doesn't mean to hear us

[03:00:15] It needs a share

[03:00:20] I'm not here. That was cool

[03:00:31] Is me

[03:00:37] I never really played fable, so it's hard for me to get excited about fable. I haven't played too much.

[03:00:58] Yeah, I never played fable.

[03:01:07] You've heard the story.

[03:01:17] Halo.

[03:01:20] The Chief.

[03:01:21] Stuff of legends.

[03:01:22] But that's not the story I'm telling today.

[03:01:36] one you haven't heard I've started similar enough drop in grab the goods get

[03:01:45] out before anyone noticed well guess what they noticed

[03:02:06] Now you ready to get to it?

[03:02:10] You serve long enough.

[03:02:13] You learn to read about a thing.

[03:02:16] This place?

[03:02:19] More of a freak show.

[03:02:22] And trust me, I know freaky.

[03:02:27] Have you enjoyed your stay so far, demon?

[03:02:30] Sorry to interrupt, but we're on the clock.

[03:02:36] The thing with simple jobs is, they always get complicated, the plans change, odds get worse.

[03:02:52] High advice, bring a spot.

[03:03:17] Why does it look weird?

[03:03:19] Am I the only one who feels that way?

[03:03:22] Almost silent. Why does it why does it feel weird? I

[03:03:31] Don't know if maybe it's the UE5. I don't know it just I don't know if it didn't I don't know

[03:03:36] I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not trying to be negative. It's halo. Fuck yeah, I don't know

[03:03:46] My attention

[03:03:52] It's like it hollers to me.

[03:03:54] Oh, dear.

[03:03:56] You and my father found that island thanks to me.

[03:03:58] There's more to this than you understand.

[03:04:01] More than you can earn.

[03:04:05] I've proven myself.

[03:04:07] I did. Have you really?

[03:04:10] The sword keeps you alive.

[03:04:14] Etada leads the fight.

[03:04:22] Look at this place. It's mad.

[03:04:29] The final confrontation is about to begin!

[03:04:34] Well, the others, this was dead to me.

[03:04:38] They're all dead. Move!

[03:04:43] Well, you couldn't have said, hey, Lane, you're this ancient deskhouse rumors?

[03:04:48] Well, maybe you could sit in.

[03:04:52] And do not say of course!

[03:05:05] Do not say of course!

[03:05:14] Have you ever heard of the Midnight Channel?

[03:05:20] Mom and I might have been on that Midnight Channel before she died too.

[03:05:31] Now where are we?

[03:05:34] Totally different!

[03:05:39] Whatever's going on here, we're getting to the bottom of it.

[03:05:44] is to wield direct control of one's heart and the heart is strengthened through

[03:05:51] bombs. Brought to you by Quoksius Pum.

[03:05:56] I'm glad it was you. Was that supposed to be him?

[03:06:00] That time's never seemed to last long, do they?

[03:06:03] I hate you sneaky stupid bully jerks!

[03:06:06] That's a jerk!

[03:06:07] Sorry, I'm gonna fuck you up.

[03:06:09] Give me a break.

[03:06:11] It's too mistaking, bully John!

[03:06:13] I'm sorry, I was worried you would care.

[03:06:15] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[03:06:17] I can't hear you!

[03:06:19] No! Get out of here!

[03:06:21] Don't look at me!

[03:06:23] That means you're just gonna stop me back in your head

[03:06:25] and pretend I'm not real.

[03:06:27] I can't! I can't!

[03:06:29] I can't!

[03:06:31] I can't!

[03:06:33] Son of a bitch!

[03:06:35] I think I'd like to help too. I'm not running away from this.

[03:06:45] Oh, I have no power taking that Shadows.

[03:06:49] So yeah, I'll be counting on you partner. And let's team up and catch this jerk.

[03:07:05] Keep that on Xbox, make that an exclusive.

[03:07:19] Next!

[03:07:44] Hold!

[03:07:45] Hold!

[03:07:49] They didn't tell me anything about the big guys.

[03:07:57] They didn't tell me anything about the big guys.

[03:08:00] You're the baddest.

[03:08:02] Hello, who says you're dead?

[03:08:04] My friends and I used to argue about what ended the world.

[03:08:08] Zaydeck decaying?

[03:08:09] No weapon.

[03:08:10] A virus.

[03:08:12] Something worse.

[03:08:13] A virus. Something worse.

[03:08:19] I started in-

[03:08:20] Are we back? Are we back?

[03:08:22] Into worlds.

[03:08:25] Places our worlds forgot.

[03:08:43] I found the nest.

[03:08:50] These survivors found each other.

[03:08:53] They're walls.

[03:08:55] Pushed back against the night.

[03:08:57] We'll always have each other's back.

[03:09:01] Because the world has become more dangerous than ever.

[03:09:07] Yeah, it's a little bit.

[03:09:09] It has to be.

[03:09:10] W, the dead aren't just wandering anymore.

[03:09:16] They hunt.

[03:09:28] In the end, it doesn't matter what you believe.

[03:09:35] It matters.

[03:09:36] Except when the dead comes through the dark.

[03:09:41] So do we.

[03:09:49] Left for dead?

[03:09:56] That is not me!

[03:10:06] It's nothing like me!

[03:10:16] Yeah.

[03:10:17] Yeah.

[03:10:18] Stay at the K3.

[03:10:20] Okay!

[03:10:21] Okay!

[03:10:22] Cool!

[03:10:23] Okay!

[03:10:24] Hey, you guys think we can play at day one with Game Pass?

[03:10:35] On the Sea of Thieves, there have been plenty of random things, but what if you make your

[03:10:48] own Sea of Thieves experience?

[03:10:52] With our new free update, Custom Seas, you can, let me explain.

[03:10:57] You could create new ways to play, like Robot Royale, with a small, but glunchersky cruise.

[03:11:05] You could get out in a furious battle to the death. Just remember to watch out for explosive barrels.

[03:11:12] Oh, I'm sure they're fine. Or skeleton sniper, where the sharpest shooter with the highest score wins.

[03:11:22] Or maybe you just want to spawn this?

[03:11:24] And these? And what it holds?

[03:11:27] And absolutely loads of these and...

[03:11:29] Well, you get the idea.

[03:11:32] You could create a cinematic masterpiece.

[03:11:35] With enhanced camera tools, you could show romance.

[03:11:40] Action.

[03:11:41] Or tragedy.

[03:11:42] Or maybe just show the world from a whole new perspective.

[03:11:46] Or you could even just create a place to hide.

[03:11:50] Literally, if you want.

[03:11:52] Or you could come together for a party.

[03:11:54] Or maybe you want somewhere you can just kick back and relax.

[03:11:58] Whatever your piratical pursuits may be, we're giving you your own keys to the seas!

[03:12:05] There's a whole new world of possibility ready to explore.

[03:12:09] So dive in and unleash your creativity.

[03:12:13] The tools are now in your hands.

[03:12:15] What you do with them is up to you.

[03:12:19] Just try not to wreck the place.

[03:12:22] There is a liar in these tunnels.

[03:12:49] I call him Fura, but that is not your name, your name is Hunter as a Spartan, you are

[03:13:08] a legend.

[03:13:09] What am I missing?

[03:13:12] I just stood for something.

[03:13:14] Oh!

[03:13:16] But where are the Spartans now?

[03:13:20] To protect the Metro.

[03:13:22] Metro!

[03:13:24] You!

[03:13:26] You promised to bring the future

[03:13:30] for our people.

[03:13:34] Now, with no right,

[03:13:36] spreads tyranny in your name.

[03:13:40] You swore to crush the enemy, to face them head-on.

[03:13:47] You know me how you have an extra to keep you to light.

[03:13:58] But darkness consumes you.

[03:14:02] Wait, we're the bad guys?

[03:14:06] Like a plague, it meets you, you're within.

[03:14:15] The vista, the every move.

[03:14:23] Now together, it lies.

[03:14:27] You're lies, and now, Hunter, that legendary Spartan is gone, and turned to ash.

[03:14:47] I won't stop until the killer fires leather.

[03:14:59] Holy shits!

[03:15:11] Holy shits.

[03:15:15] Holy shit.

[03:15:18] That's sick!

[03:15:21] Oh, here we go!

[03:15:24] Anytime we see World Premiere, we get excited.

[03:15:29] There goes that.

[03:15:36] There goes that.

[03:15:41] Okay.

[03:15:43] Alright.

[03:15:47] Yup.

[03:15:49] Really threw that in my face.

[03:15:53] Oh for one.

[03:15:55] Where's my food?

[03:15:57] Where's my thing that how long is this gonna be doesn't this last for a while?

[03:16:27] I'm not going to say it.

[03:16:49] Hold on!

[03:16:57] Never mind, Gidgees.

[03:17:00] Countless wars have been waged in old history in pursuit of the elixir of immortality.

[03:17:07] The Champion Ritesh, destined to quell the hands of his senseless cycle.

[03:17:33] Awaken, Phoenix.

[03:17:37] So, it was you who set the red cliffs ablaze?

[03:17:59] No, it wasn't me! It was not me not this time!

[03:18:14] Go again.

[03:18:15] You're ready for the challenge and the reward of opening your very own cult.

[03:18:21] Yes! Yes!

[03:18:29] You'll be going to beautiful Bedford County, USA.

[03:18:34] Teaning with locals waiting to join our family.

[03:18:38] Did you scare me? You'll scare me!

[03:18:39] You better reevaluate what you're not choices!

[03:18:41] You pissed off a random person on the street. You want a trophy?

[03:18:44] Even if they don't know yet.

[03:18:46] What are we doing?

[03:19:08] What are we?

[03:19:10] What in the fuck are we doing?

[03:19:14] What are we doing?

[03:19:16] What are we doing?

[03:19:18] What are we doing?

[03:19:20] If you ain't high playing that game, I don't know how you're playing this!

[03:19:24] World premiere.

[03:19:26] Hold.

[03:19:28] Okay, this is Xbox Game Studios.

[03:19:41] Actually hold.

[03:19:42] Actual hold.

[03:19:43] You better go

[03:19:49] Left your people behind

[03:19:51] Don't you fucking say elder scrolls to me. Don't you say that?

[03:19:56] Oh, what time would see them here?

[03:20:01] If there's an elder scrolls, oh my gosh, I'm excited. I hope that

[03:20:05] I'm not scared, I'm no snuff.

[03:20:10] Get out of here!

[03:20:35] ...

[03:20:40] ...

[03:20:48] ...

[03:20:55] ...

[03:21:01] One last fight.

[03:21:31] THANKS FOR WATCHING!

[03:22:01] Do not be a DLC.

[03:22:31] We'll tackle them all. We're building our bright future from the ashes.

[03:22:37] Where's my food, kid?

[03:22:38] Adventure crawling when you're looking for kicks.

[03:22:41] Answer the call of volt.

[03:22:43] Answer the call of volt.

[03:22:45] Answer the call of volt.

[03:22:47] 70's.

[03:22:48] Oh, dear.

[03:23:01] Fuck you, Todd.

[03:23:14] Fuck you, Todd!

[03:23:18] We don't get an order scrolls in this trailer, I'm gonna be pissed!

[03:23:24] Wait, this dude?

[03:23:31] I'll take it.

[03:23:40] Wait, is this new?

[03:23:49] I'll take it.

[03:23:54] It's a DLC. It's a DLC. It's a DLC.

[03:24:05] So good, bud.

[03:24:10] You know what honestly it's a good thing because it's more of a chance that they're working on Skyrope or New Auto-Trolls.

[03:24:40] So sick.

[03:25:10] The slayer is alive and the gong is fighting.

[03:25:36] cool cool that's exciting that's exciting not bad can't get everything we want in life

[03:25:59] not bad

[03:26:06] Crazy Taxi!

[03:26:36] I want to come and talk to you

[03:26:38] So come and hang out with me tonight

[03:26:40] And I'll be your love

[03:26:42] I'll be your light and your water

[03:26:44] Be just as old as I want to

[03:26:48] So that I won't

[03:26:50] So that I won't

[03:26:52] So that I won't

[03:26:54] So that I won't

[03:26:56] People will buy and play that game just because it's called Crazy Taxi.

[03:27:25] I

[03:27:55] For a low price of $1,900.

[03:28:09] That is super cool.

[03:28:10] Gab, we gotta order one.

[03:28:25] That's cool. That is really cool looking.

[03:28:30] Order two, Shor.

[03:28:31] Shor!

[03:28:55] The consume our enemies, and at the moment of peace, is only temporary.

[03:29:06] Because Van Halder opens its gates only to the world, and the next proving ground awaits just beyond the horizon.

[03:29:25] pretty cool that's pretty cool

[03:29:55] I knew Elder Scrolls!

[03:30:15] Well, you've lost me.

[03:30:40] I

[03:31:10] And moving close!

[03:31:15] Take what time you're from!

[03:31:22] Yeah, pass!

[03:31:31] World premiere!

[03:31:37] Ladies and gentlemen, admirers of the mysteries of magic.

[03:31:48] Take your seats before the lights go down and the curtain rises, for our next act is

[03:31:53] about to begin.

[03:31:54] Hold the fucking phone!

[03:31:55] Are you prepared to witness feats both in this-

[03:31:56] This is fire shock, I take my pants off.

[03:31:57] Are you prepared to witness feats both in this final shock I take my pants off

[03:32:07] Watch closely then and let the shadows tell their story

[03:32:13] Behold the famous Jacob Menturo stage magician extraordinaire so brilliant

[03:32:21] to his tricks. It cast five long shadows behind him. They called themselves Masters.

[03:32:30] Through a deal with the Devil, the Masters sought yet more power. Their deal demanded

[03:32:37] a sacrifice.

[03:32:38] Oh, people already have this. They chose Jacob. Jacob was trapped in a turn of thought.

[03:32:44] Dishonored.

[03:32:45] Dis-honored?

[03:33:15] Nothing what we thought it was gonna be.

[03:33:21] That's your key.

[03:33:23] RUN!

[03:33:29] Yup.

[03:33:31] What the fuck? I'm smoking crack.

[03:33:45] The deal's a deal, Jacob. I'll see you soon.

[03:34:15] Interesting.

[03:34:17] Interesting. I don't...

[03:34:19] I don't even know what to say about that one.

[03:34:22] It doesn't look awful, though. It's just...

[03:34:24] Okay.

[03:34:25] It looks interesting. I might try that out.

[03:34:27] Here we go.

[03:34:37] What would you give for victory?

[03:34:43] Your life?

[03:34:45] Well, I tell you, sons...

[03:34:55] The line between victory and defeat is then...

[03:35:04] What if you had within you power, terrible and divine...

[03:35:10] To destroy your enemies, break their will.

[03:35:18] Would you have the strength to resolve to wield it?

[03:35:33] If destiny was there within reach, could you sacrifice everything?

[03:35:40] For your country, for your empire, for your emperor.

[03:36:07] I don't know what that was.

[03:36:36] Oh!

[03:36:47] Kill me.

[03:36:49] KILL ME!

[03:36:52] KILL ME!

[03:36:58] KILL ME!

[03:37:00] Kill me.

[03:37:02] Kill me.

[03:37:03] Kill me.

[03:37:06] Kill me!

[03:37:08] Kill me!

[03:37:10] Kill me!

[03:37:12] I heard the caravans will arrive tomorrow!

[03:37:26] Oh my god!

[03:37:28] Oh my god!

[03:37:36] There's other treasure all around the world. If you know where to look and are willing to fight for it, whether it's fortune, adventure, or danger, the Thieves Guild has everything you need, as long as you're willing to take it.

[03:37:59] Don't mind if I do. Hands off the cheese. I got here for-

[03:38:05] Robojack!

[03:38:06] Who?

[03:38:07] YouTube alerts are still low, Gavs!

[03:38:12] YouTube alerts are still low, gabs!

[03:38:22] Hello, Gavs!

[03:38:37] Yo, Digg! Thank you for the $100 Super Chat!

[03:38:42] And thank you for your service! Can we get some over 70 to chat?

[03:38:46] I appreciate you, man. Thank you for the love. Thank you for your service.

[03:38:48] Service shout out to all my active service members of my vets in here. We love you

[03:38:53] Thank you for that hearty

[03:38:55] peanuts a bitch take that to the bank

[03:39:03] Fight Sam

[03:39:07] Thank you, bro. Appreciate you man. Much love. W's in the YouTube chat

[03:39:18] U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.

[03:39:48] Sounds like me after Taco Bell.

[03:40:12] Mountain stands here yet. It cannot be seen

[03:40:18] The wind passes without a sound

[03:40:23] People move within

[03:40:32] Secrecy we're now for the mastery of mechanism

[03:40:38] As the old order begins to fall

[03:40:42] No one can remain untouched.

[03:40:46] When all is revealed, the battle has always just begun.

[03:40:58] You need every mechanism.

[03:41:00] The true game lies in the human heart.

[03:41:03] W's in the chat.

[03:41:05] We love this game.

[03:41:42] I have come here to destroy you just like my father did in their allies before me

[03:41:54] my homie in you know

[03:41:57] Get out of the way, Jizzle!

[03:42:03] No one believed me when I said the newest bandwagon would be a curse.

[03:42:13] I'll be honest, Sony was so much better so far.

[03:42:18] God has given you another chance, Force.

[03:42:21] You must use it wisely. You better control your curse and strengthen yourself.

[03:42:27] I guess it's just been a bad couple on a row.

[03:42:37] The beginning was pretty good.

[03:42:38] You are no more than a irritating skin.

[03:42:42] What makes you think you can stop me this time?

[03:42:46] I've always wanted a pet you fell in love with.

[03:42:53] Give us Elder Scrolls!

[03:42:55] Give us Elder Scrolls!

[03:42:57] I will show you what hell is!

[03:43:02] I want to show you my fairness!

[03:43:04] And I will hunt the night!

[03:43:06] Hey baby!

[03:43:08] Yeah, should be here in any minute.

[03:43:10] I will shoot uh...

[03:43:14] some bottles.

[03:43:17] Hoover?

[03:43:19] I'm burping you in!

[03:43:22] Can I get a DC when the poop gets here?

[03:43:25] Thank you baby.

[03:43:27] Some years have a color to them.

[03:43:39] What the hell is that?

[03:43:44] A haze that seems to fill the whole world.

[03:43:51] I saw a demon lock in you discover wonderful new places dear friends you

[03:44:03] always needed I'm waiting I was worried you might but I sometimes I think these

[03:44:08] force bands are always there and that's probably a rush for the right moments

[03:44:13] Which liquor will warm breeze?

[03:44:19] Hey, Jilly, why don't you come...

[03:44:21] I'm just wearing this one.

[03:44:23] I give up.

[03:44:27] No, I guess no news is good news!

[03:44:31] Let's stay best friends like this forever, Jilly!

[03:44:33] Leave your days.

[03:44:37] Best friends.

[03:44:43] Sprout quickly, little tree, but can't this small world contain you.

[03:44:50] Be the realm coming 2027 to...

[03:44:57] I

[03:45:04] World premiere

[03:45:10] Chages

[03:45:57] What the hell just happened?

[03:46:27] Get the hell out of it!

[03:46:50] and around beyond.

[03:47:18] Spyro!

[03:47:20] Holy shit.

[03:47:27] It only took them 30 years, but we're here.

[03:47:44] That's all we get to see after 30 years.

[03:47:46] Never mind!

[03:47:47] Lock it!

[03:47:48] You gotta be dickin' me down in the back of the floor. Son of a bitch.

[03:48:04] Oh hey baby, thank you. Nope.

[03:48:11] It's my kind of night, arms are ringing, bullets are flying.

[03:48:23] What did you do that for?

[03:48:25] My fingers slid.

[03:48:27] And every copper in the tangler's on my tail.

[03:48:30] Every copper?

[03:48:32] I've been at Facebook posting, they're mad about it.

[03:48:35] Come to order.

[03:48:37] Here's some.

[03:48:39] to some of my esteemed colleagues.

[03:48:42] Even more schemes than schemes.

[03:48:45] Me? I'll prefer to make it up as I go.

[03:48:52] Thank you. I love you.

[03:48:54] And you look so good today.

[03:48:56] Oh, you'll have better off getting through without me.

[03:48:58] I love you big!

[03:49:00] I love you big!

[03:49:02] If you can't speak for someone with any sense,

[03:49:04] then give my regards to the sun.

[03:49:10] She rubbish

[03:49:31] Time to lay our hands to mischief

[03:49:34] We've been preparing to rock Griswit's vault for months now

[03:49:39] To put in the heist tonight, here. Morgan, here's that crane to lower the ship.

[03:49:44] Greetings. I am the Miracle Industries autoloading crane.

[03:49:48] If you have the authority, I am at your service.

[03:49:51] What happens if I fire a few holes in you?

[03:49:55] The lift is now unlocked.

[03:50:01] Ah, defeat!

[03:50:04] How sad. You were all doing so well.

[03:50:09] Do you expect us to go quietly?

[03:50:12] Well, I certainly don't expect any trouble from some of Avalon's most disposable citizens.

[03:50:24] Hello, frightened human. I can get you out of this.

[03:50:31] I was making my burrito.

[03:50:33] You've just jumped about 25 years back in time.

[03:50:39] This place on this day is ripe for changing the course of history.

[03:50:44] This life ain't one for gone to easy choices, but I just found a way to control the past.

[03:50:51] Change using control.

[03:50:53] Make things unfair in our favor.

[03:50:57] Brought you a little toy with a big mouth.

[03:51:01] What a proper little villain.

[03:51:03] A better villain than you'll ever be.

[03:51:04] You decrepit old soak.

[03:51:07] The red, the blonde, the brist.

[03:51:09] Who do we like the least?

[03:51:11] I was different, now they do ya.

[03:51:13] The wise, they stick it to ya.

[03:51:15] And when they're done, they're tuckin' it up.

[03:51:17] Now downstairs, well, they're all on a screw in the end.

[03:51:25] Nothing's ever given to folk like us.

[03:51:28] Especially not the future.

[03:51:31] But this time, we've a chance to steal it.

[03:51:37] What more can an honest be fast for?

[03:51:40] Then it's not being addressed!

[03:51:53] Shut up!

[03:52:16] Clockwork Revolution is an original experience full of intriguing characters and incredible

[03:52:22] World building. And it's an Xbox console exclusive coming in 2027. Thank you so much for joining

[03:52:30] us today. This is a milestone year for us as we celebrate 25 years with you and we're excited

[03:52:38] about our lineup of iconic games. Record-breaking Forza Horizon 6, a return of Master Chief,

[03:52:46] rebuilt from the ground up the extraordinary world of fable full of choice and consequences.

[03:52:53] Incredible games from our partners at SEGA, 4A Games, Koei Tecmo, and more. And players can

[03:53:00] look forward to two upcoming exclusives Gears of War e-Day in 2026 and Clockwork Revolution in 2027.

[03:53:09] Wait, there's no way that's it!

[03:53:11] into gears of war each day, but before we do, one franchise that has been with us from the beginning

[03:53:17] is Call of Duty. Now, it's bigger than ever, with a new modern warfare later this year

[03:53:22] and a movie on the way. Last month, the teams at Infinity Ward and Activision gave us a glimpse of

[03:53:29] the story and gameplay. Today, they are back with a first look at DMZ, reimagined in a way

[03:53:36] that only Call of Duty can deliver.

[03:53:41] Hold on.

[03:53:43] What's your fault, David?

[03:53:47] DMC, now. Hold on.

[03:53:57] You're the best of the best, brother.

[03:54:00] I

[03:54:12] Will they do it on my block

[03:54:21] They didn't replace clearance

[03:54:30] I'm going to head downstairs real quick, see if there's any weapons secure laying around.

[03:54:59] Now it's a second. It's all over here.

[03:55:02] I'm gonna be fine. It's only gonna take two seconds.

[03:55:05] I say again, that's a negative. Get your ass upstairs.

[03:55:18] Damn, he's down. Let's go help him.

[03:55:20] Help. It's on him. I'm pulling to get his ass up here.

[03:55:23] Copy.

[03:55:25] Where are we at on the intel?

[03:55:27] Got it.

[03:55:29] What the hell?

[03:55:30] It's not that HVT.

[03:55:31] On you.

[03:55:32] Overwatch the actual weapon that is held top of my location.

[03:55:33] That is on your position.

[03:55:34] Shit.

[03:55:35] Yeah.

[03:55:36] Yeah, we're here.

[03:55:37] Where's 12-year-old Connor cracked down on Adderall and a Red Bull's slide-canceling

[03:55:40] around the corner?

[03:55:41] I'm missing that part.

[03:55:42] Did that already happen?

[03:55:43] Damn.

[03:55:44] God, fuck it.

[03:55:45] I miss the sign that he cheated.

[03:55:46] Shit.

[03:55:47] Shit.

[03:55:48] Shit.

[03:55:49] Shit.

[03:55:50] Shit.

[03:55:51] Shit.

[03:55:52] Shit.

[03:55:53] Shit.

[03:55:54] Shit.

[03:55:55] Shit.

[03:55:56] Shit.

[03:55:57] Shit.

[03:55:58] This is my military team.

[03:56:05] Hey.

[03:56:07] What's up?

[03:56:15] You good, mate?

[03:56:16] Fuck.

[03:56:17] Hey, you're all...

[03:56:28] that

[03:56:46] is

[03:56:49] the

[03:56:55] I gotcha, man.

[03:56:57] Yeah.

[03:56:59] Yeah.

[03:57:01] You good?

[03:57:03] Yep.

[03:57:05] Alright, let me get some ammo.

[03:57:07] Yep.

[03:57:13] Oh, hell yeah.

[03:57:15] Alright, let's go.

[03:57:19] I'm walking out of here.

[03:57:21] I'm walking out of here.

[03:57:53] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!

[03:58:03] I'm inside.

[03:58:04] Get your ass in the roof right now.

[03:58:06] Copy.

[03:58:09] Please have a medical.

[03:58:12] Oh, thank you.

[03:58:13] Hey Locke, are you downstairs?

[03:58:23] Hang on, I have plans for the crew!

[03:58:26] Oh shit!

[03:58:58] It's hard for me to get excited, man.

[03:59:19] It's hard for me to get excited with that many more, bro.

[03:59:23] Here we go.

[03:59:24] Lock it.

[03:59:25] now we're talking

[03:59:47] I've never got one. It's the studio.

[03:59:55] Welcome to the Coalition here in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, home of Gears of War.

[04:00:01] And Crybabies!

[04:00:03] They've instantly redefined the genre, and now in 2026, we're on the cusp of another rare moment.

[04:00:10] A chance to honour where we've been, celebrate with our fans, and lay the foundation for where Gears is going next.

[04:00:17] To get there, we're taking it all the way back to the day the world changed and a fight

[04:00:24] began in Mergenstay.

[04:00:32] It's a day of unimaginable loss that sits at the heart of our universe.

[04:00:36] And today, for the first time, we're ready to take you inside the studio and show you

[04:00:40] all the ways to play with our new movements, weapons, and modes that will make E-Day the

[04:00:45] the most brutally satisfying Gears yet.

[04:00:49] Sattel and Goss!

[04:00:55] Before we talk about what this game is,

[04:00:57] I think it's important to share why we chose Eden.

[04:00:59] When we started this project,

[04:01:01] we were moving to Unreal Engine 5.

[04:01:02] It was a new foundation with a blank slate.

[04:01:05] So we took a moment to reflect on what makes Gears so special

[04:01:08] to us and to our fans.

[04:01:10] We realized that all of the things

[04:01:11] that make this world feel so unique,

[04:01:13] Brotherhood, brutality, that melancholy beauty,

[04:01:16] and over-the-top spectacle,

[04:01:18] they're all perfectly set out in this one moment in time.

[04:01:21] Be day.

[04:01:22] The moment the locusts ripped through the ground

[04:01:27] and changed the history of Sarah forever.

[04:01:29] And to tell that story, we wanted to build an experience

[04:01:32] that evoked the vibes of the original Gears game.

[04:01:38] So we started with this one still from the Mad World trailer.

[04:01:41] It's Marcus facing down the locust

[04:01:42] and finally firing into the darkness,

[04:01:44] we had overwhelming odds,

[04:01:46] and we said, this is the emotional core of Gears.

[04:01:49] This is the tone and feeling that we were able to feel.

[04:01:50] I don't disagree with that.

[04:01:52] I don't disagree with that.

[04:01:53] This is our most ambitious game yet.

[04:01:55] EA is a story we haven't been able to tell before

[04:01:59] because we didn't have the technology to do it.

[04:02:02] We finally have the tools to reimagine the Gears world

[04:02:05] at a new unprecedented level of detail.

[04:02:09] We're pushing gears to new heights with the densest most detailed world we've ever

[04:02:18] with seamless large-scale environments.

[04:02:23] Oh, I'm locking down! Locking down!

[04:02:26] Ray-traced lighting and richer real-time destruction.

[04:02:34] Starting with an empty heart...

[04:02:35] Emo Noly! Emo Noly!

[04:02:37] ...everything from scratch.

[04:02:39] Characters, enemies, weapons, animation, sound, the world itself.

[04:02:46] And then we tear it apart in front of you.

[04:02:48] What's up?

[04:02:49] What's up?

[04:02:51] You'll fight against bigger and more brutal enemies.

[04:02:55] With new and craftier weapons.

[04:02:57] And navigate the battlefield with more natural character movement.

[04:03:01] So that every moment of emergence plays smoother and hits harder.

[04:03:08] In an official game that feels like Gears, but plays like new.

[04:03:12] Now, we're inside.

[04:03:13] It's a return the feelings that we had when we played the original games and now re-imagine of all and enhanced with the power of a new

[04:03:30] E-Day is set before the events of the original years of war. After decades of conflict, peace has finally been declared on Sarah and the gears have returned home

[04:03:43] I love you, baby.

[04:03:50] Marcus Phoenix and Dominic Santiago are your girlfriends trying to adjust to symbology.

[04:03:55] They're grieving the loss of someone they both loved.

[04:04:01] Carlos Santiago.

[04:04:02] Dogs or brothers.

[04:04:03] And Marcus's best friend.

[04:04:04] Carlos.

[04:04:05] To Carlos.

[04:04:06] Best fucking brother anyone could ask for.

[04:04:11] Carlos died in combat in a moment of sacrifice before the war ended, and without him, Marcus

[04:04:17] and Dom's relationship is...

[04:04:19] Alright, are we good?

[04:04:21] Lots?

[04:04:23] Unlock the gate!

[04:04:25] Chad, he will be banned!

[04:04:27] Don't do it!

[04:04:41] not one but two origin stories. The start of this world falling apart and a

[04:04:46] brotherhood coming together. And over the course of three intense days you'll

[04:04:51] see how loss reshapes this world and our characters. Beginning with a night of

[04:04:55] desperate survival in a brand new city.

[04:05:00] We decided to focus our story on just one city, so you could really feel what war does

[04:05:13] to people.

[04:05:14] When we started creating Kelowna, we wanted it to be more than just a backdrop, we wanted

[04:05:19] to feel alive.

[04:05:22] Like it was another character in the story, packed with layers and personality.

[04:05:29] The world used to be all about innovation and discovery.

[04:05:33] The years of industrialization for the Cogwar effort totally reshaped it.

[04:05:38] With such a rich history, it made sense to lean into that classic gear's retro vibe.

[04:05:48] Towering architecture, robust vehicles, and grounded technology.

[04:05:56] those gritty industrial cities from the 1970s. We also looked right outside these windows at the

[04:06:02] mountains, the ocean, and local landmarks to help give Columbus its unique style.

[04:06:13] As we play the campaign, the city reveals itself through the main districts.

[04:06:17] The historic center with its classic gears, architecture, and stone and steel. The downtown

[04:06:23] The core, more modern, reshaped by decades of industrial growth.

[04:06:28] The military airfield, set at the forest edge,

[04:06:31] were shipyards nearby, the refineries,

[04:06:34] and supporting working class neighborhoods,

[04:06:36] built around constant, emulsion production.

[04:06:39] I'm done!

[04:06:41] Gears plays best in a city,

[04:06:43] and Kelowna is the ultimate battlefield.

[04:06:49] Kelowna's density, tight streets, mixed with open spaces,

[04:06:53] Let us rethink how a gear moves through the world,

[04:06:56] and it created the perfect stage

[04:06:57] for greater scale and verticality in combat.

[04:07:04] Our soldiers are basically giant tanks in armor.

[04:07:07] They slam into cars, leading through hills of bullets.

[04:07:13] We want to keep that heaviness,

[04:07:15] but add more fluidity to how you move through the battle here.

[04:07:19] Cover is life in gears.

[04:07:23] And we've completely rebuilt our movement and cover systems with smoother transitions

[04:07:28] and a bigger range of cover heights and shapes including new low ground cover.

[04:07:33] This all allows us to create more complex and organic gaming experiences than ever before.

[04:07:38] From Spring you can now slide.

[04:07:41] This lets you quickly get under objects, slide around corners, and transition more smoothly

[04:07:45] into cover from a lot.

[04:07:48] And we added the ability to jump.

[04:07:50] Well, PvP is going to be interesting now if they do do that.

[04:08:20] But now you have more choice than ever and we get these peaks of almost

[04:08:24] patchy movie sequences. You can throw yourself off a balcony, land next to your

[04:08:30] buddy and revive him, scramble through cover, slide under a truck and

[04:08:34] you can see the other side. Can you imagine me, Nick? We get these amazing

[04:08:38] players' playgrounds. Small and long. You go playing years that'd be so much fun.

[04:08:43] The city is filled with them. Our missions move across the city. From linear

[04:08:48] fights in narrow streets and alleys, to more open districts, where you have access to entire

[04:08:53] neighborhoods.

[04:08:54] Well, I mean, Peanut won't be awake when this game comes up, probably.

[04:08:58] You flank him from a side entrance.

[04:09:00] Or you climb up to the balcony across the street and take him all out with your longshot.

[04:09:07] It's up to you.

[04:09:08] And if you're playing Cobb with your friends, well, then you can try to free up the same

[04:09:12] time.

[04:09:13] Taking your own path reveals small stories from the city.

[04:09:16] Survivors dropped in an apartment.

[04:09:18] There's a civilian in that building, 4-4.

[04:09:20] A raven crashed in the distance.

[04:09:22] A group of geers, ready and ambushed.

[04:09:24] You still have your orders,

[04:09:26] but it's up to you to decide where you offer to help

[04:09:29] or how much of the city you choose to explore.

[04:09:31] And that city is fully realized.

[04:09:34] To create a city of this scale and detail,

[04:09:37] we needed to invest in an entire suite of tools.

[04:09:40] tools. Tools for roads, intersections, sidewalks, e-holes, buildings, rooftops, and pipes.

[04:09:48] We have a procedural content generation toolset for scattering millions of pieces of trash and

[04:09:52] debris across the ground to make Kelowna feel lifted. This is the largest, most complex location

[04:10:00] you've ever seen in a Gears game.

[04:10:02] Fresh!

[04:10:10] Keep doing what you're doing, the remaining gears will hold the fort.

[04:10:14] In other gears games, the world's basically already dead.

[04:10:17] There are very few human survivors left.

[04:10:20] But in E-Day, you're watching a live city get ripped apart in front of you.

[04:10:28] Equal for ones with the work, sporting events,

[04:10:31] and celebrating the possibility of peace time, are now stopped in their tracks.

[04:10:36] They abandon their cars and run for survival, attempting to find refuge in subways or stores.

[04:10:43] A game some child's toy or dinner left to meet them are reminders of what's been lost

[04:10:50] and the horror of what the locusts have unleashed.

[04:11:00] You'll experience the locust estimation at all scales in E-Day through a customized destruction technology.

[04:11:06] E-holes are back, unleashing waves of enemies from under your feet at any moment.

[04:11:16] As a game design element, getting to use E-holes again as a spawn mechanic is brilliant.

[04:11:23] Locusts can come out of the ground anywhere, you can toss a grenade in to close them up,

[04:11:27] just as this great tactical way of doing it counters.

[04:11:30] Well you'll also encounter massive sinkholes in the pull down vehicles and entire buildings.

[04:11:36] No amount of detail is too small, as micro-destruction goes beyond what we've ever done before with

[04:11:41] chip-a-pool cover across a range of materials.

[04:11:45] Your impact is real, visceral, and leaves a mark on the world.

[04:11:52] Destroyed beauty has long been a visual pillar of gears of war, and we finally get to show

[04:11:56] the before making the after hit that much harder.

[04:12:00] You'll recognize a neighborhood that was once intact is now completely destroyed

[04:12:08] You'll walk through city streets filled with smoke and fire and it feels completely different from how you first experienced it

[04:12:14] You start getting this real feeling of the cities and characters. They're gonna do backwards gameplay

[04:12:19] They're gonna have you go through areas and then they're gonna have you go through the same area

[04:12:24] But it's gonna be destroyed after

[04:12:27] Like that's gonna be the entire game

[04:12:29] There's three locations here, you go through all three, when they're nice, and all three when they're shit.

[04:12:39] B-Day is an intentionally intimate story.

[04:12:42] There's this colossal event going on in the plot, but the actual characters and the journey they go on

[04:12:47] is where you get to explore themes of burden, of loss, and of loyalty.

[04:12:52] The whole world of gear is about characters.

[04:12:55] It's the Nightmare's monsters from below, versus the soldiers that hold the line in a war for survival.

[04:13:03] You okay?

[04:13:06] No way this is real. It's pretty fucking real to me. On your feet.

[04:13:11] This was our opportunity to focus on what makes Gear's character so special, and what makes our enemies so iconic.

[04:13:18] The entire campaign is played from the perspective of our newest character, Bravo.

[04:13:27] As the invasion breaks out, you'll meet Mags Carter, a former gear now sweating it out

[04:13:31] at Kelowna's emulsion refinery.

[04:13:33] Now why don't you come talk shit when your balls drop and quit going through my stuff?

[04:13:37] And you'll also meet rookie cadet Lucas Reyes, a sharp comms officer who never made it to

[04:13:44] the front lines despite his dreams of military glory.

[04:13:47] Holy fuck, it's just shit.

[04:13:51] Mags and Lucas, together with Marcus and Dom, are four soldiers thrown together,

[04:13:55] fighting through tensions with each other while fighting the Locust,

[04:13:59] ultimately forging their bonds in battle.

[04:14:04] We follow Bravo Squad with our cinematic cameras,

[04:14:07] just like the intense war movies we do.

[04:14:13] The shots are intentionally gritty and a bit shaky,

[04:14:16] Leading into these rough edges is what makes you feel like you're right in the middle of the action.

[04:14:24] Bravo's story also intertwines with others' call to defend the city,

[04:14:28] including returning characters like Warrior Philosopher, Ty Caliso.

[04:14:41] And fans of the books will finally get to see the hard-ass Raven pilot,

[04:14:45] that you'll get in there in game for the very first time.

[04:14:49] Let's go and fuck this mess.

[04:14:52] Marcus and Dom are absolute legends.

[04:14:54] You can spot those strong jaws

[04:14:56] and thick necks from the mile away.

[04:14:58] If you go too realistic,

[04:15:00] you lose those unique features that make them stand out.

[04:15:03] Honestly, Marcus just isn't Marcus

[04:15:05] if you take away his classic permascale.

[04:15:08] So instead of chasing perfect realism,

[04:15:10] we focused on making them believable and memorable,

[04:15:13] Respecting the details that really make them who they are

[04:15:21] Material and character fidelity in Gears of War E-Day far surpasses

[04:15:26] Anything we've been able to achieve before

[04:15:29] Our facial animation systems have been completely upgraded for E-Day with three times more joints and over

[04:15:37] 350 facial shapes

[04:15:39] Sculpted for each head alone to really represent the emotion in our characters

[04:15:45] Marcus has more detail in his eyelashes than his entire character model did in the original gears of war on Xbox 360

[04:15:54] Phoenix

[04:15:55] Marcus

[04:15:57] 26 RTIC company

[04:16:00] Mexican

[04:16:02] Adam Phoenix

[04:16:04] The amount of layers we have we've never had fidelity at this scale

[04:16:09] Combined with a much more sophisticated animation rig, this allows us to have way more expressive

[04:16:18] characters with a huge range.

[04:16:21] From a small smirk, to yells on the battlefield, your experience takes on a new intensity.

[04:16:30] We're pushing the graphical limit with 4K Ultra HD resolution, native HDR10 rendering,

[04:16:39] hardware ray tracing at 60 frames per second in campaign and up to 120 frames per second

[04:16:44] in multiplayer.

[04:16:45] When it comes to the locusts, to make them more believable, we made them scarier.

[04:16:54] Jones are wild and vicious.

[04:16:56] Oh, good.

[04:17:00] Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

[04:17:02] Holy shit.

[04:17:03] Don't say it.

[04:17:06] Don't say it.

[04:17:08] The wretched screams so loud and disoriented

[04:17:10] before they whipped you apart.

[04:17:14] And the Reavers, they crawl up buildings

[04:17:16] and ran fire from above.

[04:17:21] Basically, the whole locust army,

[04:17:23] Oh, they're new, old, are more than they've ever before.

[04:17:33] So what now, Marcus?

[04:17:34] He saved everyone we can.

[04:17:42] Holy shit.

[04:17:43] The world has never been a horror game,

[04:17:45] but the world has always felt horrifying.

[04:17:47] And with E-Day, we lean into that even more.

[04:17:55] Our new board system means damage feels meaty, responsive, and satisfying.

[04:18:05] Muscle and cloth deforms in response to your attacks, and blood and bone damage adds to

[04:18:09] the intensity of combat.

[04:18:11] Ores localize as well.

[04:18:13] Shoot a locus in the armor leg, and you'll see the bullet take a chunk out of it.

[04:18:17] We're allowed a heavy shot on a limb, and our dismemberment system will rip it clean off in glory in detail.

[04:18:25] The National is going to get you the most satisfying shots, covering new blood, or pop heads from afar with a long shot.

[04:18:32] We've revamped our favorite weapons for key day, and of course, we also have some fun new ones, or even more brutal ways, to carry your enemies apart.

[04:18:41] The new God Puncher grenade launcher is a Kong weapon that fires armor piercing explosive rounds.

[04:18:47] around to let it explode or hold the trigger to control when it detonates. That means you can

[04:18:52] place a well-timed explosion behind an enemy protected by cover or with practice master its

[04:18:58] long-range keyhole closing potential. The incinerator is our new shot. That's pretty cool.

[04:19:03] You can see the emulsion literally melt the skin of an enemy's body.

[04:19:10] Before you're probably getting to a grapple if an enemy came charging at you. Now you feel the

[04:19:15] the power of getting to incinerate them when they get close. And of course, the Lancer.

[04:19:32] Nice. The creation of the chainsaw Lancer is another origin story for more that we wanted to show

[04:19:38] I wonder how long this is because I don't think we'll get any more trailers.

[04:19:42] at the super source, to a prototype kit batch on the front lines of the invasion,

[04:19:46] all to deliver on that gratifying moment when you finally get to slice and grub into.

[04:19:56] Wait, we have another game show?

[04:20:00] There's another one?

[04:20:04] Gear's music has always been about tension, escalation, and release.

[04:20:07] Oh my gosh, bro.

[04:20:09] Oh, okay. Well, we ain't playing Tarkov, are they more?

[04:20:11] Fuck!

[04:20:11] Yeah, we are. I'm addicted.

[04:20:14] Your time says things get more dangerous.

[04:20:18] And when you drop the last enemy, you hear that familiar big ringing...

[04:20:21] Yeah, we'll watch it! We'll watch it!

[04:20:26] For E-Day, we kept that structure, but made to sound harsher.

[04:20:30] Together with our composer, Adam Lasdika,

[04:20:32] we built the score to match a world on the verge of collapse.

[04:20:36] The electric guitar returns alongside classical instruments, but both are pushed into uncomfortable territory.

[04:20:49] Oh, this guy's got it!

[04:20:50] The train goes across the cello, creating dissonance that never fully resolves.

[04:21:03] Where the hell are we?

[04:21:06] And then there's the sound-

[04:21:11] Bro, is that fucking nature?

[04:21:16] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[04:21:19] Fall Chainsaws have voices.

[04:21:21] When it came to the sound for our proto lancer, it was important to us to track down the exact

[04:21:26] make and model that was recorded back in 2006, and we built it from the ground up using our

[04:21:31] new sound effects system.

[04:21:33] This chainsaw has a 14-inch blade with that signature meaty yet intimate sound and when

[04:21:39] it revs you can hear all the gnarly details.

[04:21:45] In terms of how you'll experience Kelowna, I always think about our acoustic system like

[04:21:50] this.

[04:21:51] I'm walking down a street and I hear the sound reflecting up the walls around me.

[04:21:54] Then I step into an alley and everything immediately tights.

[04:21:58] Okay, that sounds immaculate.

[04:22:00] Okay, that sounds immaculate.

[04:22:02] The sound opens up again.

[04:22:04] Almost like a cathedral.

[04:22:11] And it's not just those spaces.

[04:22:13] It's the transitions between them where the magic really happens.

[04:22:16] That's where things feel alive.

[04:22:18] That's acoustics in real time.

[04:22:24] It's a heavy world.

[04:22:26] Sounds like her to walk into the fridge.

[04:22:29] Dammit!

[04:22:31] The hell's wrong with you?

[04:22:34] No other game does the squad like Gears does.

[04:22:37] Our themes, our gameplay, and our modes, they all revolve around this core element.

[04:22:42] It's not just about the brotherhood that you experience in the stories.

[04:22:45] It's also about the bonds you create. It's your friends.

[04:22:49] Kolok has always been a part of our DNA.

[04:22:52] And like every great Gears game, you can bring your own squad to this fight.

[04:22:56] In campaign, all four characters are playable from the start.

[04:22:59] There used to be a 4-player battle off and two players split screen on console.

[04:23:03] In Versus, our sweaty squad-based PDP is back, with a collection of 44 modes and all new maps

[04:23:10] set in locations in and around the war-torn city of Colorado.

[04:23:13] We've combined classic Gears symmetrical PDP map design with new traversal opportunities.

[04:23:18] You'll put your skill to the test alongside a

[04:23:23] Almost all of which you can just earn by playing the game

[04:23:27] completing the in-game challenges events and achievements and today we're excited to announce a dynamic new evolution of Gears iconic PvE mode

[04:23:35] Horde siege

[04:23:38] Three squads fight alongside each other battle the locust invasion and defend Kelowna across a range of city-based maps

[04:23:45] Here's the plan, BANAM!

[04:23:47] We hope you join us for our open beta weekends later this summer.

[04:23:50] We good, Sergeant Phoenix?

[04:23:53] Guess we're back to it.

[04:24:09] I can do without the sliding!

[04:24:11] Oh my gosh, you're right, it is console only, I forgot.

[04:24:25] It is going to be on Steam, you think so?

[04:24:36] comes back to the squad. It always comes back to this theme of getting through the absolute

[04:24:41] shittiest of times with somebody else who constantly has your back. And that's Marc's

[04:24:47] and Dom's story. The story of the original trilogy. The story of E-Day. And the story

[04:24:54] I think we can all relate to.

[04:24:55] Thanks for pushing.

[04:24:56] Bro, her desk is fucking awesome. What the hell? I want that desk. You gotta see all those

[04:25:01] little gears toys?

[04:25:02] The opportunity to have Ide come out in the same year as the 20th anniversary of Gears,

[04:25:07] the quarter century anniversary of Xbox.

[04:25:10] It's almost like a homecoming.

[04:25:11] It's like returning back to our roots and say,

[04:25:14] Yo, look what you're doing is not meant to background.

[04:25:16] And we have so many more stories to tell.

[04:25:19] It's an incredible honor and one that we want to make sure that we do right.

[04:25:30] Ty.

[04:25:32] What a night there.

[04:25:37] Untouched by nearly 80 years of war.

[04:25:44] Destroyed in two months.

[04:25:46] Bro.

[04:25:47] For us, the heart of Gears has always been about the bonds we make in the darkest of times.

[04:25:52] Inside the studio, we rally around a simple phrase.

[04:25:55] Never fight alone.

[04:25:57] It guides how we build our stories, our gameplay, and our world.

[04:26:01] It's how we work as a team, and the commitment we make to you, our fans.

[04:26:06] Everything comes back to that important idea of sharing life's experiences, the highs and lows, together.

[04:26:13] And E-Day is the best expression of never fight alone that we've ever made.

[04:26:18] Whether you'll be picking up the Lancer for the first time ever, or you're as battle-hardened as Marcus Phoenix,

[04:26:24] there's always a place for you in the gear squad, when emergence begins on October 6th.

[04:26:29] October 6th!

[04:26:33] Damn, so we're close!

[04:26:37] Yeah, we're definitely going to play that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, for sure.

[04:26:47] 100% going to play this.

[04:26:51] If it talks steam.

[04:26:52] I know why you're here.

[04:27:00] Yeah, they have them.

[04:27:05] Listen, seats.

[04:27:08] I don't think people understand truly the effect GTA 6 is going to have on the market.

[04:27:15] I think every single game and every single company.

[04:27:21] And at least the fact that when GTA 6 comes out, it doesn't matter how good their games

[04:27:27] are.

[04:27:30] All eyes are going to be on it, period, period.

[04:27:37] Like it's, it's going to affect the world's economy when that game comes out.

[04:27:43] It's going to be insane.

[04:27:45] Alright, what do we raid it?

[04:28:13] What do we rate it, what do we rate it, what do we rate it,

[04:28:16] what are we thinking, what are we thinking,

[04:28:18] what are we thinking, what are we thinking?

[04:28:20] I'd give it a seven and a half out of 10.

[04:28:26] Seven and a half, we got a halo, we got a gears,

[04:28:30] we got a fable, we got a couple different things.

[04:28:35] It looks okay, maybe just a seven, maybe just a seven.

[04:28:38] depends on how good Gears is, I think. I think that's what it really, really, really depends

[04:28:47] on is how good Gears is. When's the other show starting? Isn't it soon? 20 minutes?

[04:28:57] 20 minutes? What do we do for 20 minutes? Do we just, yeah? What's it, 20 minutes?

[04:29:10] The PC version of what we just watched, all the games coming out to PC. What we actually

[04:29:15] care about, to be honest. What we actually care about in 20 minutes. You know what we

[04:29:23] We could do while we're sitting here,

[04:29:25] or we have some time to spare.

[04:29:27] I don't wanna go back in to Tarkov,

[04:29:29] just to leave Tarkov.

[04:29:30] You know what we could do?

[04:29:31] We could watch the war dogs,

[04:29:33] the rest of that war dog shit we were watching this morning,

[04:29:36] if you guys think or want to.

[04:29:41] I don't know, man, that war dog shit,

[04:29:44] it looks promising.

[04:29:48] It looks very promising.

[04:29:49] Somebody, maybe I can find it, somebody link me that.

[04:29:56] Is it just under war dogs gameplay?

[04:30:05] Where were we, where were we, oh here it is, I found it.

[04:30:13] Yeah, go now.

[04:30:15] Spear!

[04:30:16] Yeah!

[04:30:17] This looks interesting.

[04:30:21] That's my way.

[04:30:22] I'll be me chill.

[04:30:23] I'll be me chill.

[04:30:25] What?

[04:30:26] Definitely not me.

[04:30:37] Is this PC only?

[04:30:38] I think so.

[04:30:39] Okay.

[04:30:40] for those who don't know what

[04:30:45] you're looking at, let me explain.

[04:30:46] War Dogs is a game that's coming out soon, I think, right?

[04:30:58] I think it's like really soon.

[04:31:00] Basically what War Dogs is, think of Battlefield,

[04:31:02] except you're investing in your like match.

[04:31:07] So every kit that they are rocking,

[04:31:09] We go back where we at 1504 so every kit that they are rocking they have to buy

[04:31:14] Prior to going into the rain. You'll see a top right. You'll see the amount of money

[04:31:18] So from the guns to the ammo types to everything that they are using in the game

[04:31:24] They have to purchase prior to loading into the match. So

[04:31:28] They go battlefield with risk so you can see how there's money that that it costs. No, this is not a hashtag

[04:31:33] I had nor sponsored nor do I have any ownership in the game. I'm just excited about it

[04:31:38] So you can see he has $8,000, which means if he wants to buy a helicopter for him and his boys,

[04:31:43] he would have to spend part of his $8,000 investing in that helicopter to get him from point A to point B.

[04:31:49] On top of that, not only do they have to buy like the Hellies, but they have to buy the gear sets, the guns, the ammo, the meds,

[04:31:57] the rocket launchers, that res kit, like everything you have to buy.

[04:32:02] So if you play at Arma II, King of the Hill, very similar to that.

[04:32:07] similar to that. These are actually the developers, don't quote me on this because I was told

[04:32:12] by chat so they could be wrong, but these are actually the developers of Arma 2 King

[04:32:20] of the Hill. They're the ones who made that specific mod for Arma 2 and now they're making

[04:32:25] their own game. Working with them, got it.

[04:32:35] Oh

[04:32:38] Yeah, pretty cool. We were watching this this morning at the start of stream will continue watching it

[04:32:43] Here's this on Steam already. I wonder what they mean by Xbox exclusive then. Basically

[04:33:10] It's not on ps5

[04:33:28] Xbox console exclusive got it

[04:33:40] The one you told me about was that one.

[04:33:44] HESH!

[04:33:47] Still fucking in.

[04:33:48] Ooh, it's the kind of window now.

[04:33:49] One more.

[04:33:50] Take it out though.

[04:33:51] Nice.

[04:33:53] Bro, this executive producer is actually a beast.

[04:33:56] What the hell?

[04:33:58] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:34:00] Yeah, he's rising up now.

[04:34:02] It's another one in that top.

[04:34:05] Yeah, they're both top.

[04:34:06] They're both top.

[04:34:07] Oh

[04:34:18] They traded

[04:34:29] Yeah, gunplay does look really cool

[04:34:34] Very armor is

[04:34:37] WarDogs looks one-to-one, what arm is three-king of the hill isn't he more than three-king of the hill is.

[04:34:42] And you can see another thing that I like about this game, it brings me like the, what I wish was in Battlefield, is that the life of this guy, like if his teammate, actually matters.

[04:34:54] Because if he gives up, right, in Battlefield you just give up, fuck the rest, I don't care, I'm just gonna, you know, give up and go back and hopefully get a tank or something.

[04:35:02] something in this game if he was to give up he sacrifices everything he spent on

[04:35:07] that specific kit or if you die in the game you lose everything that you

[04:35:12] purchased so it's gonna slow people down not have people just running into the

[04:35:17] middle of the enemy because if they die it they're actually losing shit they're

[04:35:21] not just hitting the respawn and going because then if they hit the respawn you

[04:35:25] have to go and purchase all of that shit again which as an extraction of the

[04:35:32] shooter guy I enjoy that

[04:35:52] yeah exactly gotta see I think a little bit

[04:35:56] If you die in a game, you die IRL, kind of, yes.

[04:36:03] No, you can respawn, but you're gonna have to spend your money top right in order to regear yourself.

[04:36:20] Oh, tease me with a good time!

[04:36:26] right so this should be to game called war dogs

[04:36:45] oh

[04:36:56] wait tell me you can steal people's vehicles and then go and sell them that

[04:37:04] would be sick

[04:37:09] hello there's someone in the forest across the river

[04:37:16] cross river

[04:37:26] I've really been enjoying these reactions videos I know we already said that I agree we do not like to do the kill games

[04:37:56] He's dead on the side of it

[04:38:26] I see him, I see him, I see him.

[04:38:36] That was kind of smooth. That was kind of cool.

[04:38:44] We have ten minutes left.

[04:38:46] Can you loot them? Yeah, you can loot the people you killed from what we've seen here.

[04:39:04] I don't like that.

[04:39:07] I don't like that at all.

[04:39:08] They're called the full people, oh my god!

[04:39:13] I miss it!

[04:39:14] There's still more people!

[04:39:15] I'm shooting.

[04:39:16] I'm shooting.

[04:39:17] I'm shooting.

[04:39:18] I'm shooting.

[04:39:19] I know!

[04:39:20] I know!

[04:39:21] Oh my god!

[04:39:22] He doesn't know I'm here.

[04:39:25] Hey, actor.

[04:39:26] I miss it again.

[04:39:27] You see me?

[04:39:28] Oh my god!

[04:39:29] There you go, man.

[04:39:30] Oh my god!

[04:39:31] I don't like I don't like to kill games. It's the only thing where I look at and I'm like

[04:39:53] Yeah, I mean it looks cool man, I'm excited for it. I really am I think I think you could be a lot of fun

[04:40:00] I think it could be I think it could be a lot of fun

[04:40:03] I think I think that game can do really really really really really really really well

[04:40:08] Really really really really well

[04:40:15] What is it called PC gaming show oh

[04:40:20] It's on already

[04:40:23] Part of the reason for that is the the source code was lost and could not be found

[04:40:28] There were other PC versions available, but ours was the first that was brought to console.

[04:40:33] And you know, it doesn't need to be said that the console audience is far larger.

[04:40:38] This was the only way that those people had the opportunity to play the game.

[04:40:43] Why are remasters important? I suppose you've kind of covered it there, really,

[04:40:46] like bringing them to a wider audience, different platforms.

[04:40:51] I view games as art.

[04:40:54] And to my mind, art deserves to not only be preserved but deserves to be shown to as wide an audience as possible and to be as accessible as possible.

[04:41:05] Yeah, I see the countdown.

[04:41:06] The largest project that Night Dive had done to this point was not a remaster but a complete remake of the System Shock game.

[04:41:16] And I don't really need to belabor it,

[04:41:19] but think about System Shock as the scene

[04:41:22] and all of the games that came from that tree.

[04:41:25] Dares, X, Thief, BioShock of course, you know.

[04:41:30] But to understand how those games came about

[04:41:34] and why they're important,

[04:41:35] you really need to go back to the beginning

[04:41:37] to understand the history of it.

[04:41:40] Thank you so much, Larry.

[04:41:41] We really appreciate your time.

[04:41:43] How much do you think Big Dog Larry's worth?

[04:41:47] I'm pretty sure that guy is like the mastermind

[04:41:50] of Bioshock and all those games.

[04:41:54] How much do you think Big Dog Larry's worth?

[04:41:57] At least $5 agreed.

[04:42:00] I've got the answer.

[04:42:02] Let's do both.

[04:42:03] Take a look at something exciting coming up

[04:42:06] for Warhammer 40K Dark Tide and then stick around

[04:42:08] because our next guest will tell us all about it.

[04:42:13] pull

[04:42:33] this does it

[04:42:43] Oh, this is the faction!

[04:42:56] I want to say what the hell's going on?

[04:43:04] Amy, come on in, Rebecca!

[04:43:06] Hello, people out there who, yeah, I'm judging you.

[04:43:15] I'm really judging you right now.

[04:43:17] Who don't know what Warhammer 40K Dark Tide is?

[04:43:21] Can you just give them a synopsis?

[04:43:23] But a four-player co-op game set in the Warhammer 40,000 universe and you are trying to save

[04:43:30] this planet called Atoma Prime in this, specifically this high city called Tertium.

[04:43:35] It's a mix between melee and ranged combat and you fight a lot of enemies.

[04:43:41] So Victor, I know the fans are very happy with you right now because you've just announced

[04:43:47] a new class coming to Warhammer 40k Dark Tide.

[04:43:51] Tell us all about this guitar.

[04:43:52] It's been a fan sort of want from all of our fans for a long time.

[04:43:57] They got really upset with us when we released the last class that it wasn't Skitari, but

[04:44:00] now it's coming out so they should be good.

[04:44:02] How does this new class complement others in the game?

[04:44:05] So it's very sort of broad and very open and you can sort of speck it out exactly like

[04:44:10] you want to.

[04:44:11] So it can fill a lot of different roles in the game, which is cool.

[04:44:13] Yeah, the telephone's pissing me off too.

[04:44:16] We're more sort of specialised at maybe one or two roles, so this has a broader scope

[04:44:20] I would say.

[04:44:21] You guys are knowing from making hot games.

[04:44:22] What do you think makes a great hot game?

[04:44:25] We had here very hard to sort of bet for dead formula that they invented back in the day.

[04:44:29] One of the keystones, at least according to me, is that there are elements in the game

[04:44:34] when you have to call, like you have to call it.

[04:44:37] You can't sort of get out of, I don't know, being caught by clicking the button and getting

[04:44:42] out.

[04:44:43] You have to have a friend help you out.

[04:44:44] I think that is super important and also having like, it's also, we have stuff that

[04:44:50] that we call dark drops in the levels, where if you stay behind, you'll get caught, and

[04:44:55] they can't go up and help you because they have jumped down. It has multiple functions

[04:44:59] one, it's like a mini puzzle for the group that they need to sort of gather up and then

[04:45:04] jump down together. But also it tells the players that they know that they're on the

[04:45:08] right way.

[04:45:09] And what gave Fat Shot the confidence when Coq Games won, being released as proliferator,

[04:45:14] with that style of game.

[04:45:16] It was, I don't know, foolishness, baby.

[04:45:19] The story goes that we are the...

[04:45:23] Now he's the chief creative officer, Anders.

[04:45:26] He was the game director back in the day.

[04:45:29] He called up Games Workshop and said,

[04:45:32] hey, I have an idea for a game.

[04:45:34] He called it customer service.

[04:45:36] Like, I want to make a game with...

[04:45:38] That's Warhammer and Left 4 Dead.

[04:45:41] They're like, okay, that sounds cool.

[04:45:43] to call the IP people.

[04:45:45] Yeah.

[04:45:46] So he did that, and then we flew over to the game workshop

[04:45:49] and said, so we have this idea.

[04:45:51] We've done these games, and we want

[04:45:52] to do a game where we combine basically

[04:45:55] left for dead with Warhammer.

[04:45:56] And they're like, yeah, that sounds awesome.

[04:45:58] And we did that.

[04:45:59] Are you working on any other IP right now?

[04:46:02] Anything you can tell us about?

[04:46:03] Nothing that I can talk about, sadly.

[04:46:05] But we will continue to work on Dark Knight.

[04:46:07] There will be more stuff coming in the year.

[04:46:09] In your career, what's the proudest thing

[04:46:11] that you've shipped, or even a small moment that to others

[04:46:16] might not seem significant, because they're not playing on a computer screen.

[04:46:19] What's the thing that you're proudest of?

[04:46:20] I do think maybe when we released Vermintide 2,

[04:46:25] we had the release party and my boss came over with the PC Gamer

[04:46:31] and we had gotten, I think, a 90 or something in PC Gamer.

[04:46:35] And that was like...

[04:46:37] That was sort of an achievement unlocked feeling.

[04:46:40] It was really cool. That's probably the coolest.

[04:46:43] So those lapsed players, you've got to get back in because the secretaries are ready for you to play with when?

[04:46:51] June 23rd.

[04:46:52] June 23rd, so in just a couple of weeks time.

[04:46:54] And if people haven't played Dark Tide yet but they want to have a go, they can start doing that.

[04:46:59] You can get it pretty much everywhere. You can get it on Steam, Xbox, Microsoft Store, and the testers.

[04:47:07] Fantastic. Thank you so much, Victor Bekelson.

[04:47:10] And good match with the new class!

[04:47:12] Thank you, Pal.

[04:47:14] Two minutes!

[04:47:15] Thank you once again to the guests who joined us on the show tonight,

[04:47:18] and, of course, let's hear it once more for the PC Gaming Show pre-show band!

[04:47:26] You do know they're not a real band, right?

[04:47:29] Oh, yeah.

[04:47:31] That's that, classic old humor!

[04:47:34] Awesome, thank you for joining us here at the free show, but stay tuned because the PC Gaming show is just moments away after one

[04:48:04] What the hell was that?

[04:48:14] It was a misdirection.

[04:48:17] I think the whole dang thing was spaceship!

[04:48:20] I didn't even know a horse could muck somebody.

[04:48:23] Why does a horse want my wallet?

[04:48:25] Now, an aspect of this outhouse that I find fascinating.

[04:48:30] Do you get any more? There are no ghosts in these old houses ever! Why are you still watching?

[04:49:00] What the fuck?

[04:49:12] Guys, so this is your first time watching PC Gamer, PC Gaming Show.

[04:49:24] I am telling you at multiple moments in the next hour, you will cringe out of your mind.

[04:49:30] But they actually somewhat know what they're talking about, and they usually have some

[04:49:34] pretty cool stuff, so fuck it.

[04:49:39] It's always good.

[04:49:40] It's always worth a watch every year.

[04:49:43] Wow, it sure was a long day of doing architecture for me.

[04:50:02] Sean Day 9 plot.

[04:50:04] But now I've got the entire evening to do my favorite thing, which is play video games.

[04:50:10] Did someone save video games?

[04:50:13] Well, hello, PC neighbor.

[04:50:16] Well, hello, Sean.

[04:50:18] What game do you want to play first?

[04:50:20] I've got them all.

[04:50:21] We have Commando Death Dragon Extreme 6.

[04:50:24] We have executive accounting online,

[04:50:27] or my personal favorite, Best Friend Simulator.

[04:50:32] Oh, Amika.

[04:50:33] Oh, yeah.

[04:50:37] Hello?

[04:50:37] Yes, this is Sean.

[04:50:39] What?

[04:50:39] When?

[04:50:40] Today? That can't be right, but...

[04:50:42] Well, all right.

[04:50:44] Thanks. Bye.

[04:50:48] What was that, Sean? It seemed serious.

[04:50:50] Well, we can't play video games right at all

[04:50:55] because we've got to host the PC Gaming Show!

[04:51:01] For this year's PCGS,

[04:51:02] we've harnessed pure nostalgia

[04:51:04] to reconstruct our own little pocket dimension

[04:51:06] of the 1990s,

[04:51:08] At a time when life was punctuated by slap-base, movies were stored on little rectangles,

[04:51:13] and using the internet didn't involve as many streamers saying painful and confusing things

[04:51:17] to me.

[04:51:18] I don't understand this term slang, I just, I don't get it.

[04:51:20] See, it wasn't even us, that was just a thing that happened in the 90s.

[04:51:25] Well, what fun.

[04:51:27] But basking in the warmth and laughter of a bygone decade won't be a surprise for who

[04:51:31] you are.

[04:51:32] What the hell just happened?

[04:51:33] Plenty.

[04:51:34] That's new.

[04:51:35] That's two of trailers over a dozen world premieres and developer deep dives for upcoming games.

[04:51:42] That would have actually been pretty impossible to imagine in the 90s.

[04:51:45] Our brains were too busy managing our ridiculously huge Jinko Genes.

[04:51:49] Plus, we're going to build an awesome gaming PC and one of you gets to take it home.

[04:51:55] Let's get started the PC Gamerway with three huge world premiere trailers.

[04:52:00] Hell yeah, here we go.

[04:52:05] With every step, we boldly explore the unknown, and piece by piece, we build an understanding

[04:52:17] of the strangest mysteries in the universe.

[04:52:22] Lock in!

[04:52:24] Captain, our central array is getting unusual ratings from one!

[04:52:29] There is a hot one for us.

[04:52:31] To be...

[04:52:32] There is...

[04:52:33] Hot!

[04:52:54] We're...

[04:52:56] We're...

[04:52:59] Yeah

[04:53:14] Welcome to 95 the start of a new revolution

[04:53:18] the information superhighway a world ruled by the transistor where power is measured and hurts in bites a

[04:53:26] A place for us freaks and geeks can be free.

[04:53:30] No nations, no race, just ideas and knowledge.

[04:53:35] They call me a criminal, a hacker, while corporations spy on us and governments control us.

[04:53:43] They murder and kill and tell us it's for our own good.

[04:53:47] I'm not the criminal, I'm a freedom fighter with a modem.

[04:53:51] They can try to scare me, but they'll never stop me.

[04:54:04] SIM systems takes very seriously any attempts to hack infiltrator otherwise illicitly access our servers.

[04:54:10] Should you be found to do so, we will not hesitate to apply the full force of the law.

[04:54:18] What the fuck? Am I watching?

[04:54:51] Oh shit!

[04:54:54] Oh, I thought it was metal armor.

[04:55:21] Yeah, typically, typically in this show, Chad's going to be a lot of indie games, a lot of

[04:55:34] indie games, a lot of indie games, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot,

[04:55:40] a lot of indie games.

[04:55:41] We belong to the modern age.

[04:55:42] Well, that was a great show, so I better get to sleep, you know?

[04:55:45] Mika, the show just started.

[04:55:46] Yeah, but you know how every morning I like cook an entire full breakfast and all of

[04:55:51] friends come over to eat it and hang out before we go to work?

[04:55:53] Well, I actually have to get up at four in the morning to get all of that done and all

[04:55:57] the cooking and the cleaning.

[04:55:59] It's kind of a full-time job, yeah.

[04:56:00] Oh, yeah, that is super unrealistic.

[04:56:02] Right?

[04:56:03] Why don't we just do what normal people do and get up five minutes before we have to

[04:56:06] and then dart out the door without showering and shove a cold bagel into our mouths while

[04:56:10] sitting in traffic?

[04:56:11] Perfect, honestly.

[04:56:12] Well, since we're staying up late, how about we watch another world premiere?

[04:56:16] Here we go!

[04:56:46] I don't think this is going to happen to us ever again.

[04:57:10] I will give you half a second.

[04:57:15] This is the greatest kiss of all.

[04:57:22] Listen up you f***ing Donuts!

[04:57:24] I'm gonna test you on everything it takes to run an arcane restaurant.

[04:57:28] If you want to earn a myth or a star from legends like Guy Ferry, Julia Craigchild,

[04:57:33] and me, Thorgan Ramsey, then take my advice.

[04:57:36] You need to cook up tasty combos, hire the right crew, and stand tall in the face of cosmic horrors.

[04:57:43] If you think you can take the heat, get in that kitchen and show me some magic!

[04:57:47] Don't just stand there like a troll, turd! Play the f***ing gem on!

[04:57:56] That's the slaughter of the king!

[04:58:02] Sh**, get in serious now!

[04:58:08] Oh, you're a pig!

[04:58:10] Nobody gets to be harder than me!

[04:58:13] How bad is it? How bad is it? How bad are we at?

[04:58:22] The main is about to start. Let's fight!

[04:58:30] This is our best one yet!

[04:58:33] Here's Canada over there.

[04:58:37] That's f***ing dope!

[04:58:40] Oh yeah! That was awesome!

[04:58:43] Let's see what the chat's saying.

[04:58:50] Oh, I've missed Sirius Sam.

[04:58:54] It's lovely to see he's still in good shape.

[04:58:57] Well, six shapes to be precise.

[04:58:59] What are you working on there, Mika?

[04:59:01] Is it a grocery list?

[04:59:02] No, Sean.

[04:59:03] I'm catching up on my handwritten correspondence, which researchers tell us was a treasured pastime

[04:59:08] of the 1990s.

[04:59:10] like mammoth hunting, dying of the plague, and all the other things we love to do before,

[04:59:14] you know, we learned that joy and life lives in our smartphones.

[04:59:17] Oh, it would be charming if I knew how to read.

[04:59:20] Can I relax?

[04:59:21] Relax.

[04:59:22] We'll go back.

[04:59:23] Hey, Sean, did we get a new phone?

[04:59:24] See if it gets better.

[04:59:25] Everybody take your chill pill.

[04:59:26] Scythe hasn't been ravaged yet by same-day delivery.

[04:59:29] Hello?

[04:59:30] Am I about to die?

[04:59:34] Oh, I'm just messing with you, Sean.

[04:59:38] It's me, Frankie.

[04:59:39] Oh, hi, fellow PC gaming show host Frankie Ward.

[04:59:43] But wait, aren't you busy filming the hottest late night talk show of the 1990s?

[04:59:48] Oh, Sean, you should know that no veils can obscure my piece of games.

[04:59:52] Also, we just wrapped for the day.

[04:59:54] Now listen, I hate to interrupt the inacritisms, but you're about to be rolling on an exclusive,

[05:00:00] you-look-at-control-resonance straight from Remedy HQ.

[05:00:03] We are?

[05:00:05] Just say the thing, Sean.

[05:00:07] All right.

[05:00:09] Here's an exclusive new look at Control Resonant, straight from Remedy HQ.

[05:00:39] Damn it, Hutch, what did we do to deserve this?

[05:01:05] Why are we in Permanentory?

[05:01:12] Guys, if we go over 10...

[05:01:15] I don't know.

[05:01:17] I don't know what to say.

[05:01:19] We go over 10.

[05:01:23] Just run ads at this point!

[05:01:35] Control Resonant is a third person action RPG where you combine the use of

[05:01:44] paranormal powers and melee combat to fight against otherworldly threats.

[05:01:49] You play as Denon Payden and all of this is taking place in Manhattan, New York.

[05:01:55] In the first game the whole game took place inside a place of power called

[05:02:01] I can't tell if this is an accident or a speech impediment.

[05:02:31] and it is basically taking what is already there and restructuring and re-organizing it with this

[05:02:38] strange otherworldly algorithm and the resonance themselves are often found in this epicenter

[05:02:46] or the focal point of this localized patterning and it becomes more than just the creature design

[05:02:53] the bosses are almost married into the surroundings and into the scene so they get patterned into the

[05:03:00] world and it is not just a gimmick. That patterning is at the very core of the whole experience so

[05:03:05] it touches all of our themes.

[05:03:15] The game is very responsive to navigating, traversing the world as fun and fast and easy to do.

[05:03:23] For instance we have the shift ability that allows you to access these different gravity

[05:03:27] We have the 90 degree gravity shifts, we have 180 degree gravity shifts, very minimal

[05:03:33] UR elements, but everything that looks like a portable surface, like a brown floor, road,

[05:03:39] anything that looks like you could be able to walk on this, is a gravity anomaly.

[05:03:44] We do have some spaces in the game where every wall you see is actually a gravity anomaly.

[05:03:51] How did you get this?

[05:03:52] Is that English?

[05:04:01] Like, I know it was English, but it sounds like Spanish, but with English words.

[05:04:21] more and more designing, like what's the, what kind of enemies, how many of them, I'm

[05:04:27] thinking of like some interesting environmental things that we can do in the combat spaces.

[05:04:32] Like these things that create variety into the combat.

[05:04:35] We do have more enemy types than we did have in the, in control, so that definitely helps.

[05:04:45] We have always wanted to be in the jam for camps, coming in with a bomb, get it?

[05:04:49] feel crowded and married into the normal mundane everyday world so even if you

[05:04:54] are able to perform like superhuman feats and telekinesis for example it

[05:05:00] still should feel that it's genius it doesn't come easy to Dylan Dylan is

[05:05:05] fighting dirty and he is able to perform these powerful telekinetic pushes and

[05:05:11] gruntings but he does have a call and it does hurt him in the process a little bit as well

[05:05:17] So there's this physicality that we always try to retain with our visualizations and audio,

[05:05:23] even if the thing that you perform as a player is inherently somehow superhuman or otherworldly.

[05:05:35] When you take these different elements, these different pieces, the enemies, the shifting environment with...

[05:05:42] GTA 6 is going to come in like a comet that ended the dinosaurs.

[05:05:49] Stand by and you feel like you have all the means to improvise.

[05:05:53] I think it's unlike anything else.

[05:05:58] Oh my god, you're wrong for that, bro.

[05:06:02] Thank you for the fiber.

[05:07:12] I don't know what's happening.

[05:07:14] They left you for dead.

[05:07:16] They buried the truth.

[05:07:18] Tied for revenge.

[05:07:21] Punch your targets.

[05:07:23] Cause destruction.

[05:07:25] Disguise yourself.

[05:07:28] Use anything as a weapon.

[05:07:30] Take it.

[05:07:31] Sniper.

[05:07:32] Take it.

[05:07:33] Take it.

[05:07:34] Take it.

[05:07:35] Use anything as a weapon, it's your turn.

[05:07:42] Hunt with your friends, or by yourself.

[05:08:01] Every rod is different.

[05:08:03] Revenge never dies.

[05:08:09] A cooperative road-like assassination game.

[05:08:15] Gone, Farrell.

[05:08:18] Wishlist on Steam now.

[05:08:21] Oh

[05:08:31] Please God not the house

[05:08:34] Not that house please God shake it from his head bloody mission for revenge. Oh, oh, oh, oh, absolutely

[05:08:41] I mean like in gone feral the game we just saw. Oh

[05:08:46] Yeah, sure. Yeah, that that too and hey

[05:08:49] Hey, speaking of co-op carnage, nothing goes better with violence than science.

[05:08:56] Let's check this out.

[05:09:19] The leaders have...

[05:09:21] very speeders.

[05:09:49] I, I, can I tell you, I, I truly don't know what that game's about, I have no idea what

[05:09:57] just happened.

[05:09:58] So, you're the new owner of the Grand Hotel, huh?

[05:10:11] I'm not staying, I'm just here to sell the place.

[05:10:13] Well I hope you do better than the last guy.

[05:10:15] He disappeared, you know.

[05:10:16] My father?

[05:10:17] Yeah, I know.

[05:10:18] I've been looking into his disappearance.

[05:10:21] You come across anything as you restore the old hotel,

[05:10:25] clue, a lead, or even just something weird.

[05:10:28] You let me know.

[05:10:30] I always wanted an American partner.

[05:10:32] Back in the movies?

[05:10:33] Yeah, this is gonna be so cool.

[05:10:35] Come on, get in.

[05:10:36] I'm gonna show you these mean screams.

[05:10:39] When I turn the corner,

[05:10:40] I'm gonna spend a run, run, run.

[05:10:42] I've got one hand on my badge

[05:10:43] and the other on my gun.

[05:10:44] Whether you're pulling two, four, nine,

[05:10:46] or it's nine, one, one.

[05:10:47] Love you up in the wake, I know you're back guys, I'm done

[05:10:51] When I'm around your neighbor, look his cold bricks goodbye

[05:10:53] Your breakthrough's taking in their boots when I'm past mine

[05:10:56] Looking to a nice, crazy, vacuum-nancy bitch

[05:10:59] Other than they go, going crazy, saying who is that guy?

[05:11:03] It's a good idea to keep the car close

[05:11:05] Be careful, one background check and you're done

[05:11:08] Yes, I know, I know

[05:11:09] But I'm gonna need them to trust me if we're gonna pull this off

[05:11:12] But don't worry, they don't suspect anything

[05:11:15] I'm not worried about them

[05:11:17] I'm worried about that hotel.

[05:11:19] A place to mess with people's heads.

[05:11:21] This is why we dumped the teeth.

[05:11:23] I'm here to spit an image of your old man.

[05:11:25] This is why we dumped the teeth.

[05:11:27] Right here.

[05:11:29] If you wanna know what happened to it, you better expect a lot from me.

[05:11:33] Hey, did you guys see anything weird?

[05:11:35] Uh, weird is this town's entire deal.

[05:11:37] I mean, it's been featured twice in Prince Mars' haunted town.

[05:11:40] And Britain's most crappiest.

[05:11:43] Oh, this is really beginning to creep me out.

[05:11:47] Listen, I've been through worse than this. I'm sure I'll manage, seriously. It doesn't look that hard.

[05:12:13] One on a pin, gonna be the star.

[05:12:26] Hey! Hope you're all having a great time at the PC Gaming Show.

[05:12:30] As captain of the ESS Starseeker, trust me when I say, this crew is ready for anything.

[05:12:36] Here's a look at what's waiting for you when the game drops June 11.

[05:12:39] Wishlist it now and prepare for launch.

[05:13:09] We'll be checking back in for a sit-rep on that Starseeker mission later in the show.

[05:13:29] Everything okay, big guy?

[05:13:31] Yeah, it's just... this is usually when our folks who yet a ethereal neighbor appears

[05:13:37] to dispense some timely nugget of salt of the Earth's wisdom,

[05:13:41] but I haven't even seen him today.

[05:13:44] Well, last time he was here, he said

[05:13:46] he was building a shelter to survive the dying millennium.

[05:13:49] And we're going to be devoured by electronic demons

[05:13:53] of our digital access or something like that, you know?

[05:13:56] Is that a good thing?

[05:13:57] Well, it seemed to work out, OK.

[05:13:59] Great!

[05:14:00] Because we're nothing if not digitally excessive.

[05:14:03] Let's see some more previews.

[05:14:07] guys

[05:14:37] I

[05:14:56] Adventure is not forever. I risk my life every day, you know, it's not that easy

[05:15:01] Hey boss, we're ready. I called in some extra food to shield. Yeah, yeah, sure, but going to run

[05:15:06] So I spent years developing tactics, like now.

[05:15:10] You tell them about offense against these greasy goblins.

[05:15:13] You see? I could do this in my sleep.

[05:15:16] It's really all about knowing...

[05:15:18] Can you reinforce me, boss?

[05:15:19] Some cultist and a big-ass goblin.

[05:15:21] Getting creative, huh?

[05:15:23] Bonzo, you benched.

[05:15:24] Gary, get out there.

[05:15:26] Let's see how they like that.

[05:15:28] What the fuck, Gary?

[05:15:29] No!

[05:15:30] My bad, sorry.

[05:15:31] Merks these days.

[05:15:33] Hey, uh, boss? They're chanting?

[05:15:35] Big one's going berserk!

[05:15:37] Oh, Gary, move!

[05:15:38] Open his up, I turn!

[05:15:39] No, no, no!

[05:15:40] Ah! Ah! My arm!

[05:15:42] Oh!

[05:15:44] Oh, boy. That's not good.

[05:15:45] Uh, we need a meat shield?

[05:15:47] Oh, I get to pick?

[05:15:48] Hell, then, Jenny!

[05:15:49] The fuck you plive? Maybe you're the meat shield?

[05:15:51] Hey! Shut up!

[05:15:52] I'm talking about the prisoner!

[05:15:54] Okay, buddy.

[05:15:55] You take one for a cheater.

[05:15:58] Now, Jenny, use the terrain!

[05:15:59] Don't dodge, don't dodge, don't dodge!

[05:16:01] Yes! All right, Gary. Pay that time. Finish him!

[05:16:05] Take that!

[05:16:07] And there you have it. Just another flawless victory for me.

[05:16:11] The Ken!

[05:17:01] All the games from today's show can be found over on the PC Gaming Show Steam page.

[05:17:19] Head on over to pcgamer.com slash wishlist to check it out.

[05:17:49] So they're chat

[05:18:00] They like it only cave of the years tonight

[05:18:07] That guy gotta that guy intersects

[05:18:49] Wow, will technology ever get better than cassette tapes?

[05:19:10] I mean, you can fit seven songs on a single tape.

[05:19:13] And you can get as many free songs as you want by recording them off the radio and you're

[05:19:18] You're only gonna get like 10, 20 seconds of an annoying DJ blown over the top of it?

[05:19:22] Honestly, that's not bad.

[05:19:24] Wait, this cassette tape, it's not music at all.

[05:19:28] The label says...

[05:19:30] Monsters.

[05:19:31] Wait a minute.

[05:19:33] Monsters on cassette tapes?

[05:19:35] That sounds like an extremely skillful segue into our next world premiere.

[05:19:40] Oh, you have a cassette player too.

[05:19:46] And you funneled this before.

[05:19:53] You've been lost on another world.

[05:19:58] You turned into scary monsters with cat-pain.

[05:20:01] Oh, see, get off of my screen!

[05:20:05] Come on, what have you tried to get into?

[05:20:10] Slick turns to Earth.

[05:20:12] Are we not on Earth?

[05:20:18] You first came to Alnich looking for your friend, right?

[05:20:23] You see, I have all these guys helping me keep a scene up there.

[05:20:28] Come on, I could take you on all day.

[05:20:32] All of you, step it on this land all under my influence.

[05:20:38] It is the 21st century now.

[05:20:40] Get him off!

[05:20:41] The time has come!

[05:20:43] Get him off!

[05:20:44] For change!

[05:22:40] Yes, it really is called Two Fights, Two Tight Spaces.

[05:23:02] And if you can believe it, there's one more surprise.

[05:23:07] Shadow Drop!

[05:23:08] Oh, we love a good Shadow Drop, don't we?

[05:23:11] Two fights, two tight spaces, is out right now.

[05:23:14] And that's not the only surprise.

[05:23:16] This old-timey scroll came in the mail,

[05:23:18] and it's addressed to M'Lord.

[05:23:21] It says, the granary is full sire?

[05:23:24] Oh, I know what that means.

[05:23:26] I don't.

[05:23:27] Another world premiere, our next title,

[05:23:30] is from a series that's been around for more than 25 years.

[05:23:34] Here are two of our very favorite PC neighbors

[05:23:36] to tell you all about it.

[05:23:38] Hello everyone, I'm Ben Star. And I'm Samantha Bayard.

[05:23:44] And we're incredibly excited to give you a first look at our new games.

[05:23:48] Stronghold 4, the brand new Castle Sim and RTS from Firefly Studios.

[05:23:53] That's right, another chapter in Stronghold where you can once again launch cows from

[05:23:57] Travisious. Sounds absolutely delightful. Let's have a look at the new exclusive reveal trailer.

[05:24:03] Welcome to Stronghold 4, my liege.

[05:24:09] Whoever says Moloch, I didn't spark you.

[05:24:13] Better days? But I'm sure you're up to the task of bringing the place back into splendor.

[05:24:20] Might I suggest next placing some farms to feed our population?

[05:24:26] Food stocks are back up again. We can train soldiers and do defense.

[05:24:31] Get out of my screen!

[05:24:32] Prepare for further bandit raids!

[05:24:36] My bow calls!

[05:24:38] My sword is needed!

[05:24:40] Just me and my little pitchfork!

[05:24:43] Hmm, that's a nice biggie bar the church has there!

[05:24:46] What's going on with the cats?

[05:24:49] It's my time to shine!

[05:24:51] This inferno is punishment for our sins!

[05:24:54] What's happening?

[05:24:55] The invasion force is marching on the castle-

[05:24:58] Why is there evil salt over my screen?

[05:25:00] Another village taken then stop and make no mistake. I'll keep fighting

[05:25:16] I have a favor to ask of you. Let's get to work

[05:25:24] All I see is ass

[05:25:30] It's lyrical with the poop on his head.

[05:25:46] I wish I could see the game.

[05:25:48] Can I turn this shit off?

[05:25:51] Ow!

[05:25:53] How?

[05:26:09] I play Tarkov!

[05:26:23] I'm sorry.

[05:26:27] My brother has betrayed us all.

[05:26:31] Oh, oh, oh.

[05:26:33] His legendary knights of the Round Table have all fallen prey to corruption.

[05:26:41] Okay, all of them.

[05:26:43] They simply disappeared.

[05:26:45] All of them?

[05:26:47] Once a glorious kingdom is now falling into despair, and corruption ravages the land.

[05:26:56] Thus, I have created the legend of the Twilight Knights.

[05:27:01] For salvation will not come from a single knight, but from many.

[05:27:17] Maldives of Avalon.

[05:27:22] Oh, a new tape on the Arthurian legend.

[05:27:29] That makes me want to go upstairs and get my life-size handcrafted dual-tempered carbon steel replica of Excalibur.

[05:27:37] Sorry. Nope. Remember what happened last time?

[05:27:40] We do not need you swinging that giant sword around the living room. We just got a new lamp.

[05:27:45] Well, don't worry, everyone.

[05:27:47] The PC Gamer picks a bunch of AAA titles off, but what is going on right now?

[05:27:52] I don't know why you would think otherwise based upon my tone.

[05:27:55] Look, our new neighbor's rooster sure makes a racket,

[05:27:58] but I've been thinking it must be worth it for some of those farm-fresh eggs.

[05:28:02] First, roosters don't lay eggs.

[05:28:04] Second, that was an elephant.

[05:28:06] Wait a minute. That's an elephant.

[05:28:09] Do elephants lay eggs?

[05:28:11] Can you imagine? The armlets you could make would be massive.

[05:28:17] Well, he'll be gone for a while. The real reason our neighbor has an elephant is because we're here to see the world's first gameplay reveal for...

[05:28:24] The hell is that?

[05:28:27] Another crate?

[05:28:28] Welcome. I'm Eric, the Chairman of FEN. I'm Alice, the Zoo Operations Manager at FEN.

[05:28:47] We're here to help you on your journey in building and managing zoos, as well as restoring

[05:28:53] wildlife reserves across the globe. You'll be creating habitats for all kinds of species

[05:28:59] and making sure they're well cared for. Not to mention managing your staff and keeping

[05:29:04] your guests happy too.

[05:29:23] you

[05:29:53] you

[05:30:23] you

[05:30:53] you

[05:31:23] you

[05:31:53] you

[05:32:23] Down isometric game where you play as an echo and you find these very powerful items and

[05:32:34] then you play as a team of three to ascend in this very dark fantasy, hauntingly beautiful

[05:32:40] tower.

[05:32:41] Fight monsters, find the items, put together your build and fight showdowns at the end of

[05:32:46] each floor.

[05:32:47] You send the tower until there's only two teams left and only one team can win.

[05:32:53] Oh, that's actually cool.

[05:32:56] It's like a PvP game.

[05:32:58] Your whole goal is you start with nothing.

[05:32:59] You want to go get items to form your build on the fly.

[05:33:02] Items are distributed throughout the tower and you can find them in chests,

[05:33:05] kill monsters and the best place to pick up your players.

[05:33:08] When you're new, you kind of like will gravitate towards a certain play style.

[05:33:11] And as you continue to play more, you'll start to unlock different builds

[05:33:14] that you didn't know were possible.

[05:33:15] I think the item system is designed to have people embrace the playstyle that they want.

[05:33:19] We don't have traditional roles, so we don't have a support or a tank or DPS.

[05:33:23] You're all kind of on the playing field, but you can lean into playstyle.

[05:33:26] You can lean into a ranged build or a hybrid build or a dive build just on the fly, but you uncover.

[05:33:31] We want you to land and feel the tension of trying to get items quickly, knowing that the fight is coming when the beacon spots.

[05:33:37] This place shows us who could have been, what we should have been.

[05:33:46] Arparan takes place in the afterlife, so everybody that's here is dead.

[05:33:49] The only way you arrive in this place is if you've died with some kind of unfinished business.

[05:33:55] So everyone here has something unresolved that's kind of pushing them forward.

[05:33:58] Our characters are all called echoes when they first arrive, and in their chest they

[05:34:02] have these things called anchors, and that's where their memories live.

[05:34:04] They're almost pebbles in the filter, they're stuff there, they can't escape.

[05:34:07] The anchor represents a memory or an emotion of unfinished business that they have from the living world.

[05:34:13] So he gets them stuff halfway, they cannot let go of the thing that happened to them in the living world.

[05:34:18] Everybody starts out with one memory, and it's just one piece, and it could be a sense memory, it could be your mother's voice, it could be just a thought.

[05:34:27] And from that memory, the echo goes into this tower and tries to figure out who they are, why they're here.

[05:34:33] And we always say the thieves. The answer is always at the top. So that's why they climb the tower.

[05:34:38] The answer is up to get out.

[05:34:44] Players have affected a lot of the figures.

[05:34:46] What the fuck is that?

[05:34:47] But the biggest thing we got on our next test feedback was the player gap between training and ascension.

[05:34:54] They were really awesome at helping us come up with the idea of spires. Spires is kind of a

[05:34:59] arena-based 3-3 where you can climb up a spire and have like a run where you have

[05:35:05] three attempts before you fall to the bottom so big goal there is lots of

[05:35:09] repetition with our items in combat to get you familiar with how pace the game

[05:35:13] and how combat plays so that we go to Ascension you're prepared you know

[05:35:17] Ascension has a different vibe to it it's more methodical it's paced out

[05:35:21] there's lots of decision-making where you loot what items you pick up how you

[05:35:26] you new team synergize against other teams. As they get into it and understand combat more,

[05:35:30] it starts to open up. The combat creativity really starts to shine and I think they'll get used

[05:35:34] to the pace and hopefully have a blast. It's so smooth. The combat is so fun. The kind of like

[05:35:43] team play that I've seen coming out of it is, it's insane. Players generally have a play style.

[05:35:49] They either like to go full eternal, meaning four pieces of the same set that we know synergized

[05:35:54] together we felt disenergized together or get a little wild and do a shattered

[05:35:57] build get two pieces from one set two pieces for another and kind of see how

[05:36:01] it goes together but it's very personal play style you get the the benefit of two

[05:36:05] set bonuses with shattered builds you get the benefit of the eternal building

[05:36:08] if you do full eternal when you fall in combat there's so many ways to come back

[05:36:12] you can be revived at a shrine you can go and pick up your friend if they're

[05:36:16] crawling around on the floor and there's this totally clutch moment that

[05:36:20] happen sometimes where you've died, the beacons are there, somebody runs you a

[05:36:24] beacon and all the way up to the next floor and then you're revived again and

[05:36:28] you could just start all over, pick your stuff back up, dust yourself off and get

[05:36:32] back in the fight.

[05:36:50] Yeah, if you join now and start playtesting with us, you know, we're still shaping the

[05:36:56] game.

[05:36:57] You know, I think it's such a great opportunity for players to play closely with the devs,

[05:37:01] give us your feedback so that we can make the game better and build a community with

[05:37:05] you.

[05:37:06] Go to the website and we have details there and you can join the playtest as we get prepared

[05:37:09] for early access later in the year.

[05:37:17] Signing you up stealing I'll kill you

[05:37:22] The great tower of Ark run summons you and two of your final

[05:37:27] Head over to our current calm to sign up to the playtest now

[05:37:32] Speaking of worldly NCT's this next trailer is sure to send a chill down your spine

[05:37:40] Ages

[05:37:42] Okay guys I listen man listen listen I I don't even know what to say I don't

[05:37:57] even I don't even know I don't even know what to say guys I don't even know

[05:38:05] Let's say guys that was fucking terrible

[05:38:12] Okay, I will say the Xbox Xbox was late

[05:38:18] Xbox was good

[05:38:21] Xbox was enjoyable time flew by

[05:38:25] That PC gaming show

[05:38:28] man

[05:38:30] That that that hurt the head

[05:38:33] That hurt the head and hurt the body. I can't lie. I feel like I

[05:38:40] Feel like a piece of myself. I'm not gonna

[05:38:44] I'm not gonna I'm not gonna sit here and exaggerate it, but I'm also not gonna downplay how I'm feeling

[05:38:52] That was pretty brutal

[05:38:56] That was pretty that was pretty brutal why thank you so much for the five gifted

[05:39:00] Yeah, I don't even I don't even know what to say and

[05:39:06] Right whenever I click off they're showing war dogs brother. That's actually I'm I'm so fucking pissed off

[05:39:21] Next time investing better equipment is risky, but the right choice at the right time can be a massive returns

[05:39:28] I know it!

[05:39:30] Made it for each cash system, 100 players playing across three teams.

[05:39:34] Destruction, base building, playstyle freedom with unlimited squad sizes and proximity chat.

[05:39:40] 26 North East.

[05:39:41] War Dogs is a new twist on the FPS genre made for people like us who are tired of seeing

[05:39:46] triple-A battle royale and extraction shooter players.

[05:39:50] Straight up, War Dogs isn't a game made for everyone.

[05:39:53] Instead, it's a grounded hardcore shooter that doesn't forget its game.

[05:39:57] We're making what we want to make and play with FPS players to get what we're trying to do.

[05:40:04] Wardogs is coming to Early Access later this year and we're opening our close pre-offer testing to new players this month, which you can sign up for right now.

[05:40:14] This is the new face of Tactical All Out Warfare.

[05:40:18] This is the Wardogs.

[05:40:27] all that time all that time and we're right back into the shit oh my goodness

[05:40:43] gracious all right war dogs all that all that to see war dogs and instantly

[05:40:52] click off okay I'm rock the AXMC don't talk to me don't talk to me we're going

[05:41:04] AXMC don't talk to me don't talk to me talk to him Jackson talk to

[05:41:16] Michael

[05:41:33] All right same day we're gonna get this

[05:41:46] you

[05:42:16] you

[05:42:46] you

[05:43:16] you

[05:43:46] you

[05:44:16] you

[05:44:46] I guarantee you they're saving the good shit till the end.

[05:44:51] Yeah, they typically do.

[05:44:54] They typically do.

[05:44:55] That's how they work.

[05:44:58] But it's fine.

[05:45:00] It's fine.

[05:45:01] They can save it.

[05:45:02] They can keep it.

[05:45:10] What's that noise?

[05:45:24] just shoot suppress down there?

[05:45:42] That's unfortunate.

[05:45:54] I

[05:46:24] Please, heal my fucking thorax, game.

[05:47:24] I'm stuck in a bush.

[05:47:30] I'm stuck in a bush.

[05:47:33] I'm stuck in a bush.

[05:47:34] GG's, bush-dift.

[05:47:35] GG's, bush-dift.

[05:47:54] you

[05:48:24] you

[05:48:54] you

[05:49:24] you

[05:49:54] you

[05:50:24] you

[05:50:54] you

[05:51:24] you

[05:51:54] you

[05:52:24] you

[05:52:54] you

[05:53:24] This wonderful map that we play called Woods.

[05:53:53] Can we, do we spawn near it?

[05:53:59] Where are we right now?

[05:54:01] Hatch with PLS.

[05:54:05] Where are we?

[05:54:08] I don't know where I am.

[05:54:11] Next to Usec.

[05:54:12] Sunken Village, isn't this right up here?

[05:54:26] Are there bombs right here?

[05:54:34] Harder left?

[05:54:36] Wait, it's this way?

[05:54:54] Left.

[05:55:17] Left.

[05:55:20] This way?

[05:55:38] Man, I feel like I'm about to get popped from across the water.

[05:55:50] Oh, that's not... Oh, okay, got it.

[05:56:20] Is that a player?

[05:56:35] I do need to kill scabs.

[05:56:50] We've got to go to that tower across, right, for this quest?

[05:57:15] I'm going to go back to my room and see what's going on.

[05:57:41] rest.

[05:58:02] Fuck.

[05:58:08] It's not good.

[05:58:11] I like to do this quest.

[05:58:40] The problem is, I don't want to get headshotted while doing it.

[05:58:51] I think there's somebody close with the suppressed AK.

[05:58:58] Do I go down or do I have to sit in like the middle of the tower?

[05:59:42] Where where

[06:00:12] Okay.

[06:00:42] Okay, done.

[06:00:50] Okay, it's good.

[06:00:54] Is that it?

[06:01:02] Report back to mechanic, wonderful. What's the closest extract to us?

[06:01:06] Where do we go?

[06:01:10] outskirts far it's there where's the car at to our left

[06:01:32] oh you're talking about the village car well you guys saw it or no it's a

[06:01:40] 100% spawn rate, yeah.

[06:01:56] It's not a hundred percent, so I think we just go outskirts then, no.

[06:02:10] I'm enjoying Tarkov. I'm enjoying it man. I'm at the point now where I just want to play the fucking game

[06:02:19] You know, I'm tired of not having what I need to be able to compete

[06:02:24] I'm tired of

[06:02:25] Havin to rock a gun that I have mags for I just I want to be able to have mags be able to

[06:02:31] Be able to spin my rubles, you know, I've already grinded got a bunch of ammo like just want to be able to

[06:02:37] to have things to rock and compete with.

[06:02:54] Oh, that was sharp, man.

[06:03:07] Well, I think it would be, it wouldn't be an issue if everyone else was in decked out

[06:03:22] to the absolute teeth.

[06:03:25] You know, like everyone around, like everyone we're fighting is all level 6 armor, best

[06:03:30] ammo in the game, killing me in two shots, which I played pretty quick, so I die a lot

[06:03:37] And that obviously doesn't help my case whenever I just want to put gear back on and get back out there

[06:03:41] And I don't have the gear to put back on

[06:03:46] And you know, it's also a little odd very weird before

[06:03:51] At least whenever I play Tarkov a lot you would run into like a lot of solos

[06:03:55] You'd run into good duos, but the majority of really good players were all solo like

[06:03:59] You would run into juice to giga-chads, but for the most part the juice to giga-chads

[06:04:06] that were really really good would be it just by themselves.

[06:04:10] You might run into a duo, but pro nowadays they're running three, four deep and they're

[06:04:16] all fucking competent, which is definitely harder than whenever I played because those

[06:04:23] competent players typically again just ran solo.

[06:04:27] Now they're all in groups, which makes it so much harder, especially whenever I'm fighting

[06:04:33] superhumans and I'm first time on the battlefield, it feels like.

[06:04:40] Skin and bones.

[06:04:42] Can't carry nothing.

[06:04:45] Can't fucking heal fast enough.

[06:04:47] Don't have stems.

[06:04:49] Just brutal.

[06:04:50] But we'll get there.

[06:04:52] Just takes time.

[06:05:03] Just takes the time.

[06:05:18] Give pinky hours in this game.

[06:05:19] I feel like that should speak volumes.

[06:05:22] If someone with as many hours as I have comes back

[06:05:24] and is getting kicked in the teeth as hard as I'm getting

[06:05:27] kicked in the teeth, imagine first timers.

[06:05:35] So I feel like they need to be a little bit different

[06:05:38] with the auction house.

[06:05:40] The level 25 to buy a magazine for a gun

[06:05:43] is fucking the most retarded shit I've ever heard

[06:05:45] in my entire life.

[06:05:47] That's probably my biggest gripe right now

[06:05:50] Just the ability to get things that you need is just you just can't do it

[06:05:56] Like you have people with six seven eight thousand hours. They're not gonna beat those people anyways

[06:06:02] They might have the lucky shot or whatever

[06:06:04] But that look is gonna run out and skills gonna overcome and they're gonna die and lose all that stuff at least give them

[06:06:10] the ability give me the ability to buy somewhat something again before level 25

[06:06:17] because right now without killing other players or running scavrons and

[06:06:22] fighting shit I can't buy 30 rounders for a fucking ADAR that is stupid that is

[06:06:29] as dumb as this dumb as dumb gets

[06:06:34] Especially this late in the wipe

[06:06:59] Don't prevent cheaters.

[06:07:04] You develop a game to prevent cheaters, the game becomes worse.

[06:07:07] They should have learned that with all the other changes that they made that sucked.

[06:07:13] If you dole a game's experience down to prevent cheaters, you're just going to make players

[06:07:17] not want to play.

[06:07:24] Now you can't say that's all they've done. They've made some good adjustments.

[06:07:36] The looting feels better. A lot of things feel a lot better.

[06:07:40] But in Tarkov fashion, they fix three things, they make four things bad.

[06:07:46] I mean, that's just usually what Nikita and his guys do.

[06:07:54] I cannot wait to get the next area unlocked so what do I got to do after this I do this

[06:08:05] quest how many quests until I can start going over there audio audio yeah audio has been

[06:08:11] pretty good usually get too much or none at all but it's still more than what we got before

[06:08:16] Oh, we have a good amount, okay, gotcha.

[06:08:24] We have a good amount just to go over there or to like, just, like even just the shoreline

[06:08:30] transit?

[06:08:46] you

[06:09:16] you

[06:09:46] you

[06:10:16] you

[06:10:46] you

[06:11:16] you

[06:11:46] you

[06:12:16] you

[06:12:46] you

[06:13:16] you

[06:13:46] you

[06:14:16] Down, down, down.

[06:14:45] Been a rough day. Weekend Tarkov. Weekend Tarkov, man. It's fucking hell.

[06:15:15] Boom, boom, boom, boom, ba-da-ba-da-ba-dum.

[06:15:22] Alright, let's get it!

[06:15:31] Got a terrible spawn.

[06:15:38] It's crazy to think that Lighthouse is one of the most played maps for me.

[06:15:49] I went through a stint on Lighthouse where I literally just played it non-stop whenever

[06:15:55] it was the best loot in the game.

[06:15:58] Oh, bro, I loved it.

[06:16:02] I loved it.

[06:16:05] Oh, yeah, bro. We had a fucking Esquimation Mart loot house or lighthouse. I don't remember

[06:16:18] what it was. And the chat for the longest for our limited a little like videos. The only

[06:16:24] time I ever made a video to like loot runs. Just it was dude. It's easy. Just simple.

[06:16:34] Now, I mean, I'm gonna get head shot and I'm gonna fuck it up and make myself look like an idiot, but, you know, that's how it goes, isn't it?

[06:16:54] My bug? Well, you don't have to aim up, 300 blackout, really.

[06:16:59] I thought you had to aim up, cool.

[06:17:08] I thought they didn't spawn here.

[06:17:23] It's okay.

[06:17:37] Looks pretty good.

[06:17:39] You don't like this map, yeah?

[06:17:59] I don't believe it

[06:18:29] You should get on the gun.

[06:18:54] You died on that?

[06:19:18] He died, right?

[06:19:48] Okay, we're good here.

[06:20:12] What is happening to me?

[06:20:26] This game's so fucking ass.

[06:20:28] Hey man, I love, I love, I love getting fucking bugged and I'm breathing heavy even though I'm not even ADS-ing anymore.

[06:20:37] Go ahead, breathe it all out, breathe it all out.

[06:20:40] Are we good? Am I having an asthma attack anymore? Am I okay?

[06:20:44] No more asthma attack? Okay. Jack, does someone have my inhaler?

[06:21:02] I just got to unbind that I think.

[06:21:04] Oh dude brother.

[06:21:09] Alright let's do this.

[06:21:14] There's a guy fucking behind me with a sniper bro, this isn't real.

[06:21:20] This isn't real man, I have a fucking asthma attack and now I'm just stuck in here.

[06:21:26] I think he might have killed that guy, maybe.

[06:21:56] They cleared that one.

[06:22:24] cyber

[06:22:40] he's on the gun i think

[06:22:44] there they are fuckers

[06:22:54] They'd back that gun up so it's even harder to clear it now.

[06:23:04] I think that gun's even farther back than what it was before.

[06:23:15] All right, where's this bitch at?

[06:23:30] Other side?

[06:23:31] Yeah.

[06:23:32] I just want to rotate back so I don't get shot by that asshole.

[06:23:39] as easy as I remember. Alright, note to self, I gotta change my toggle for this right here.

[06:23:52] I got to change that. I don't know what I'm going to change it to, but I got to change it.

[06:24:11] You know what it is? I know what's causing me issues. My zoom in is typically my mouse four

[06:24:17] button but my mouse for button right now is shoulder swap that's where the

[06:24:21] mistake is happening so I don't need to change my alt right-click which is going

[06:24:28] to a different side I need to change my my shoulder swap

[06:24:34] I think we don't know we should have this yeah we do yeah which is the right

[06:24:46] on the table inside okay

[06:25:16] That's all I need.

[06:25:33] Read it.

[06:25:45] That's it.

[06:25:46] All right.

[06:25:55] On to the next.

[06:25:57] On to the next.

[06:26:03] Oh, this is the transit to Woods, wait a second, so if we didn't spend the 20k and

[06:26:19] we just transited, we would have spit out right there and been able to do the quest

[06:26:23] in literally 30 seconds.

[06:26:29] Fucking kill me.

[06:26:32] Oh, it's random. Oh, okay, good.

[06:26:41] Well, to be honest, we wanted to get Lighthouse Unlocked anyway, so it's not a big deal.

[06:26:47] Not a big deal at all. Nice little nice clean there. Nice clean.

[06:26:52] Shout out to the Sniper who popped that road for me. Thank you. Thank you.

[06:26:56] I'm at it good. I'm at it good.

[06:27:02] I skipped a good song.

[06:27:06] Alrighty, let's go back to mechanic.

[06:27:20] Nobody cares.

[06:27:32] All right, what's next arrange a transport to the icebreaker I should ask those who stop

[06:27:49] access to the proper vehicles who's that who do I talk to rapper

[06:28:19] Yeah, okay.

[06:28:26] Chow!

[06:28:28] Alright, what now?

[06:28:32] Illuminate any target on reserve 30.

[06:28:35] Find an alternative transport to the icebreaker.

[06:28:39] Rip, you added quest line.

[06:28:42] Wait, what?

[06:28:49] Oh wait so I just need to talk to a BTR driver that's it

[06:29:19] I have to do both because I clicked on something wrong.

[06:29:46] Oh, I haven't progressed in the story enough.

[06:29:56] Oh, so this is like, uh, okay, whatever.

[06:29:59] So, 30 scabs, basically. I got a kill on reserve.

[06:30:03] Fuck.

[06:30:06] Fuck.

[06:30:06] Still three to four more tasks until I go to Icebreaker.

[06:30:17] Bro, this is hell.

[06:30:19] This is fucking hell.

[06:30:21] Get me out of this hell hole!

[06:30:36] I'm just gonna have to fucking pay for this shit.

[06:31:04] All right, let's go kill some shit on reserve.

[06:31:11] Is there a BTR on reserve?

[06:31:18] Streamers are all on reserve.

[06:31:20] Good luck.

[06:31:21] Wait, why are the streamers on reserve?

[06:31:30] What are their, what's their tournament on reserve?

[06:31:33] And this is me, I'm lit

[06:31:37] And this is me, I'm lit

[06:31:41] And in my time machine

[06:31:43] We would fly, we'd make the seas

[06:31:45] Toward your subs, tiny nuts

[06:31:47] That monster, like me

[06:31:49] He became my-

[06:31:51] They gotta kill people? Oh, fuck!

[06:31:55] And in my time machine

[06:31:57] And in my time machine

[06:31:59] I'm lit

[06:32:01] Well, here we go.

[06:32:18] Let's get it.

[06:32:21] Yeah, I know I need to fix that shit.

[06:32:31] Damn it bro.

[06:32:33] Damn it bro.

[06:32:34] I can't catch a break.

[06:32:36] I try and do quests on customs, but there's an event going on that's causing everyone

[06:32:41] to go to customs.

[06:32:42] I go to reserve, there's an event going on for streamers to kill me on reserve.

[06:32:46] What the fuck?

[06:32:47] Oh

[06:32:57] Damn it, baby

[06:33:05] Yeah, how the hell did peanut do all this icebreaker shit so fast?

[06:33:17] I

[06:33:23] Whoa

[06:33:28] He speed ran it with Genji he not doesn't deserve Genji he doesn't deserve Genji well peanut fuck

[06:33:47] And that was you!

[06:33:51] Woooah! Bring it to me!

[06:33:54] Bring y'all sweet loving!

[06:33:59] Where do I go, man?

[06:34:01] Where do I go, man?

[06:34:12] Half of me thinks I rat in a corner, and just wait.

[06:34:16] what do y'all think about that?

[06:34:33] wait for someone to cross this, just lap him

[06:34:44] let somebody

[06:34:46] cross this road.

[06:34:53] Let somebody cross this road and see what happens.

[06:35:01] What the hell?

[06:35:15] Ride the chicken across the road to get shot by a hutch.

[06:35:27] Is BMC's captured with this quest?

[06:35:46] Where the hell are they?

[06:35:57] I will sit here all day long.

[06:36:27] I won't sit here for very much longer. Where the hell is everyone?

[06:36:39] Where is everyone? Hello?

[06:36:46] All right, fuck this.

[06:37:05] Oh yes, the ancient technique of the game not working.

[06:37:09] Yes.

[06:37:10] One tapped. Alright, note to self, recall on this gun, fucking atrocious.

[06:37:40] People finding under.

[06:39:40] Crap, I need to go back.

[06:39:50] Hmmmm.

[06:39:53] Fruitons.

[06:39:55] Nice.

[06:39:57] Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[06:40:01] Frutons!

[06:40:03] Nice!

[06:40:27] My game is too dark for you.

[06:40:54] Let me see if I can't turn it up for you.

[06:41:01] Is that better?

[06:41:02] How did brightness make it worse?

[06:41:11] How is brightness making it worse?

[06:41:24] I've been here for a while.

[06:42:24] I'm shooting at him.

[06:42:50] That's

[06:42:54] Was a scab at

[06:43:12] What the fuck is going on

[06:43:14] No, my new video control panel is bumped up.

[06:43:20] I see it's different than what you see.

[06:43:23] It's nice and cozy right over here.

[06:43:39] We see nothing.

[06:43:42] I see nothing, bosh.

[06:43:44] i don't see nothing boss

[06:43:52] all right well there's scabs out here so we're gonna go

[06:44:02] OBS filled to this bench

[06:44:05] let me get right on that

[06:44:14] Okay, two more down, two more down, and nothing out there, 25 more, 25 more, 25 more, 25 more,

[06:44:43] 25 more? Jesus. Jesus. Oh, you know someone's gonna be up there in that fucking dome. You

[06:44:55] know it for a fact someone's gonna be up in that dome.

[06:45:25] We'll keep getting shot at.

[06:45:44] I know it's a quest item, it's in a room I can't get to because I can't have a key

[06:45:47] and I can't get the key because the game won't allow me to buy the key until level 25.

[06:45:53] Cleanup crew killing scabs where's cleanup crew at?

[06:46:12] Where's cleanup crew spawn?

[06:46:18] No crew on reserve.

[06:46:37] Well there ain't no scabs over here.

[06:46:40] They waste a fucking time.

[06:46:41] That's what this is.

[06:46:43] Back to the night building?

[06:46:58] Maybe we go check this area. There's one scav.

[06:47:13] Yeah, trust me, I know, we're trying to get to the new map, man.

[06:47:35] you're trying, that's why we're here right now.

[06:47:55] What the fuck was that?

[06:47:59] make sense

[06:48:18] underneath have it

[06:48:29] Shit.

[06:48:39] Not where I want to fight.

[06:48:43] Not where I want to fight.

[06:49:13] I think I heard something, I don't know though.

[06:49:42] a fine down here yet especially early white whenever you're trying to get all

[06:49:46] the kills down here

[06:49:49] well

[06:49:52] maybe we make some noise

[06:49:54] more scams will come here

[06:49:58] so somebody's already got a couple down there

[06:50:05] Looking good. What the fuck?

[06:50:15] What the hell is that guy doing? Is that a player?

[06:50:19] I've never seen a scab down there. Ever.

[06:50:31] What the fuck is this?

[06:50:39] Is that a player scav?

[06:50:46] Maybe he just logged, maybe he just got in the game that gave him an SVED to clap my

[06:50:51] booty cheeks.

[06:50:52] I don't know.

[06:50:56] That's weird.

[06:50:57] Definitely a player scav.

[06:50:58] That amount of shit for sure, player scab.

[06:51:02] Well, glad I had a flashlight.

[06:51:04] Holy shit.

[06:51:18] Alright, well, that's this area down.

[06:51:23] I don't think any more are gonna come up here.

[06:51:28] Well, I think they would have already rotated down here, to be honest, with the other ones.

[06:51:58] if they work on us. Where to next? Uh, it's just my, I just do that, bro. Sorry. Everybody

[06:52:22] has the little thing that they do. Me, I do the full auto to send me like crazy. It's just,

[06:52:28] I don't know. I don't know why I do it, but I do it.

[06:52:43] One tapped.

[06:52:51] How many do I have?

[06:52:54] I have nine. Holy shit. We need 21 more. Wow.

[06:52:58] May I guess we go check this area over here?

[06:53:20] the train spawn scabs as well.

[06:53:29] I turned metal.

[06:53:50] What did I just hear metal at?

[06:54:20] I just heard metal outside, maybe it was up on that staircase?

[06:54:34] Is that my metal step?

[06:54:39] I don't think so.

[06:54:42] What?

[06:54:44] Yeah, full grown ass man can't run through a bush makes sense by Dutchman

[06:54:57] Thank you so much for the five gifted man Jack. We used to love an every fine Dutchman coming in with a fiver

[06:55:14] Yeah, I don't know.

[06:55:29] Video of Hutch running through a bush.

[06:55:31] Yo, gas station glissie, think of a-

[06:55:34] GAH!

[06:55:35] Think of the five gifted, I appreciate you, dude.

[06:55:40] much love man

[06:55:54] no no don't even think about it

[06:56:01] absolutely not fuck you and fuck that

[06:56:06] no

[06:56:09] Nope.

[06:56:10] Nah!

[06:56:12] Uh-uh.

[06:56:13] Not a chance.

[06:56:15] In hell.

[06:56:17] My opening that.

[06:56:22] No!

[06:56:23] No!

[06:56:25] I refuse.

[06:56:39] I refuse.

[06:57:01] I keep hearing shit, bro. I'm not a skit, so

[06:57:12] I'm not a skit, so

[06:57:31] Okay, another scab down.

[06:57:46] Where are all the other scabs at though, bro?

[06:57:49] They're supposed to be a hundred.

[06:57:50] I'm on reserve.

[06:57:51] I bet if I did need to kill scabs, there'd be a thousand of them.

[06:57:58] Oh, back-back-up grade, score.

[06:58:15] This raid is almost over for us. We're almost out of food and water.

[06:58:22] I already checked the underground so we can go check it again and maybe

[06:58:52] not a damn thing. Not a damn thing.

[06:59:10] You can now back back out.

[06:59:18] Hodge Summit is on contemplating Day Z.

[06:59:21] Again, he needs to be broken.

[06:59:25] What do you mean he's contemplating Day Z again?

[06:59:27] Been playing Day Z.

[06:59:35] I'm just here.

[06:59:39] Sit down here.

[06:59:40] What did he quit last night?

[07:00:09] What is that? The upstairs?

[07:00:18] Yes! It is upstairs!

[07:00:30] Okay. Another group of scabs down.

[07:00:39] Okay, some more food need water not paper I need water

[07:01:01] RBPKPTS key, what does that go to?

[07:01:27] That's a very good key.

[07:01:29] Where does it go?

[07:01:30] Should we go open it?

[07:01:39] Underneath

[07:01:45] How much does it sell for?

[07:01:47] Then suffer 10 male stop jacking my shit

[07:02:01] 185k nice where where's the room

[07:02:31] by water

[07:03:01] I'm guessing the room that is hit is... it's this one?

[07:03:21] Scopey mother fucker

[07:03:33] Yeah, hey, we got the key with the positives in life. We got the key gentlemen

[07:03:40] The OU-T wrecks on having MF.

[07:04:04] All right, I need to reset.

[07:04:20] Okay.

[07:04:26] We'll take one more.

[07:04:29] With the Seloa, HELLO!

[07:04:34] A little cello ahhh.

[07:05:01] Get that folk out of here.

[07:05:03] Honestly, went from a bad run to a somewhat okay run.

[07:05:15] Jeter, thank you so much for the Prime Man.

[07:05:32] very nice very very nice very nice indeed

[07:06:00] You shabby!

[07:06:02] Ice!

[07:06:09] Woah!

[07:06:13] Bring ol' sweet lovin'

[07:06:16] Bring it all home to me

[07:06:19] Yeah

[07:06:21] Thirteen!

[07:06:27] Change your mind

[07:06:29] Oh shit, I forgot those words

[07:06:34] You still broke

[07:06:36] Yeah

[07:06:39] Yes, I am. Hello, my name's broke nice to meet you

[07:06:44] Oh

[07:06:48] Score

[07:06:50] Score

[07:06:52] All right, I'll do it better now. It's better now

[07:06:59] We have 13 out of 30

[07:07:02] cool

[07:07:03] Jack can't lie to you. I

[07:07:06] am

[07:07:09] Absolutely

[07:07:10] exhausted

[07:07:11] I'm absolutely exhausted from watching all those incredible games today the the games that truly were just

[07:07:19] Absolutely amazing when we all loved and thought we're gonna be the next biggest game in the industry and in the world and

[07:07:26] And playing for 15 hours yesterday in 12 hours the day before your boy is absolutely

[07:07:34] Fucking exhausted. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm tired and I want to go to sleep

[07:07:40] I want to go relax. Don't want to enjoy the rest of this Sunday. Go and hang out with little doofus

[07:07:50] Boy

[07:07:51] Go take care of the dogs go and relax, but we're back tomorrow boys. We are back tomorrow. Thank you guys so much for hanging

[07:07:57] Thank you guys so much for chilling tomorrow. Sorry. Shut the fuck up punch

[07:08:01] Sorry, I am tired

[07:08:04] Oh, peanut a baby makes me tired, you know staying up all night. It is

[07:08:10] Makes me fucking exhausted. I love you and I appreciate you do some of the stuff over the 24-7 channel over on twitch

[07:08:17] Everybody else have a great rest of your night, man

[07:08:20] Thank you all so much for chilling today, dude

[07:08:22] A lot of people here make sure you all hit the follow button over on a twitch and a kick and a sub button over on a

[07:08:26] YouTube I love you. I appreciate you. Don't you call me a part-timer?

[07:08:30] I will bend you over and fuck you in a video game, of course and centrally. I love you chat. Good night

[07:08:37] Good night. See you guys on Monday. Have a wonderful rest of your weekend. See you guys tomorrow. Thank you again for being