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MEATBALL MONDAY | BIG SQUISHY ATTEMPTS TO GET OUT OF BANKRUPTCY IN TARKOV
06-08-2026 · 13h 23m
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We are calling up now to get never look at them. Just a normal what's in front of me
I've got a lot of love to be upon, come on
Get me up on it now
Get me up on it now
Don't stop, just keep going on
I got a shoulder in the palm
To come on, to come on
Deliver from inside
All we got is tonight
That is right to first life
To come on, to come on
To come on, to come on
To come on, to come on
To come on, to come on
To come on, to come on
I feel like a freight train running, I'm that hurricane turning, I feel like a polar bear burning, what are we gonna do?
I'm that fake smile gleaming,
When the lie that you choose to believe in
Is the truth kinda lost all meaning,
And I'm enjoying the view.
Well I've been a loving lover,
I've been a trusting brother,
I'm taking my time to recover,
And picking it up when I'm better.
This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus
Plus, because I'm about to start sucking some dick.
He didn't hear roll.
We didn't ask him roll.
That's close because he has no bitches and no job.
He kills whatever we can because again,
he has no bitches and no job.
We didn't hear roll.
I didn't hear roll.
I'm holding off for a hero till the end of the night.
He's got to be strong.
He's got to be fast when he's got to be fast from the flight.
I think I'm a hero
I'm only not gonna give a shit about this guy
He's gotta be strong
He's gotta be funny
He's gotta be funny, he's gotta be funny
He's not gonna give a shit about this guy
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Just ran out of toilet paper, and I'm still mid-dirty dude
Good morning, gentlemen and ladies!
Good morning!
Good morning!
Good morning, good morning, good morning, everybody!
Hello!
Hello!
White shirt!
White shirt?
Gotta keep it consistent.
You gotta keep it consistent.
You gotta keep it ready to rock and roll.
You gotta be ready to attack at any time.
Good morning.
What up there, kids?
What up, nuffies?
How's everybody doing today, man?
Everybody doing well?
Everybody doing damn well.
You sons of bitches.
Can I get a shout-out, Huts?
I just got married.
JP, what are you doing in here?
Go get laid or something.
Congratulations, man.
WJP in the chat, congratulations, congratulations.
Congratulations, 50% of everything you own and love
is now not yours anymore.
I hope you don't like time to yourself,
all that's gone. Prepare for arguments about who needs to take trash out and why you left
put your underwear on the bathroom floor instead of putting it in the laundry basket.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
50 for like 80 in gratuity.
Oh shit bro.
Yep yep.
That'll happen.
oh shit bro yeah yeah that'll happen that'll happen that'll happen well good
morning everybody good morning good morning good morning I hope all you
guys are good I'm gonna be a hundred percent real I'm feeling dangerous today
I'm feeling dangerous. I'm feeling dangerous. I'm feeling dangerous. I got one problem.
My problem is, is this fucking keyboard that I'm using. I think I'm going to order a different
one. Because right now I'm using this razor keyboard and I don't really know how to explain
So I think I'm just gonna show it you see this you see this keyboard
Bro, I'ma be honest this might be my least favorite keyboard I've ever used in my entire life
like it's
First number one it feel it feels super fucking small, but the keys
Okay, the keys. I've never had a keyboard feel like this. It feels like
whenever I'm
When whenever I'm I have my fingers resting on the key
at
The smallest amount of pressure like I boys
I'm not kidding you. We're talking like I rest my pinky on the key
It's registering that I am pressing that fucking key
And I've used mechanical keyboards for a very long time. This one is is
It's insufferable.
It's insufferable. I fucking hate it.
Which keyboard is it?
The Huntsman v3 Pro.
Huntsman v3 Pro.
Good morning.
What what keyboard should I get if I'm going to order if I if I'm going to order a different
keyboard what keyboard should I get?
I did have a Walmart brand and I fucking loved it.
Sadly, my keyboard was so cheap and dog shit
that I couldn't press more than three keys at a time
or I wouldn't register the four key.
Trust me, that was my favorite keyboard, bro.
I love that keyboard.
You like Corsair?
Bro, the $35 keyboard, that was the best keyboard ever.
It's because you're a huge hands. I couldn't agree more. I couldn't agree more finally somebody said it
I did that whole stick and that whole spiel for one person to say that I have large hands and
Finally after ten minutes of trying to get it out of you like a fucking bullet of tooth
I got it W's in the chat master. Thank you for the prime assault
Thank you for the 17 months D-dice that man Ted Ricky sleepless thp
THM dab and butter fingers. Thank y'all for the subs
Aki, thank you so much for the five gifted slob thinking of the two months cab Matt
diabolical X
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Nugget that be careful with that one Nate Nate again lazy ninja
Sexy Jordan Jams sergeant. Thank y'all so much for love. Thank you for the subs W's in the chat for everybody Louis master Odin
Thank y'all get a soul maniac. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right
Are we ready to dominate today gentlemen, I'm gonna be honest I might skip clips today reason being we watched
No bullshit probably five hours of our seven-hour stream yesterday of fucking clips
And bullshit. I don't think part three's out yet
Yeah, let goes ain't out yet trust me the second better days we're gonna watch that shit Jinxie versus hutch
Jinxie verse. Okay. All right. We'll watch a couple of clips. We're not watching forever though. We'll watch a couple of clips
You got my attention
let me skip through these one moment one moment one moment one moment don't post
anything and click use now open post your clips and check
yeah
All right, why is that low is it system yo somebody use their prime I'm trying to fix
this fucking alert shake Gaff said it's fixed on his end
And it's still low on my end. I don't know why somebody use a prime
Well, that's still low that is that is a hundred percent still low
Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you easy primes easy easy primes. That's you see that's still yeah, it's still low
It's still low
But I'll be honest, fucking audio across the board is low on this thing.
I don't know what's going on with my beacon.
I feel like all of my audio is like lowish.
Even whenever I'm playing Tarkov, it seems like it's very, very low.
I don't know how to fix it.
Turn the volume up. Why did I think of that? Shut the fuck up!
I, boys, I'mma be honest. If I try and fix this shit, there ain't no way.
Oh, and I broke it. Just like that.
I did one thing and I broke it. Go ahead, Gavs.
I think I need to let me turn it back on go ahead it's just dude everything's low across
the board even whatever I'm playing Tarkov like it's not it's not loud like I have never
had to turn off turn down Tarkov like I have my beacon at 100 I have the in game at 100
And I still feel like I have to shove my earbuds into my fucking ear canal to hear shit.
You have death.
Yeah, but you know, I could still hear somewhat my left ear.
See, like, all of the, everything's turned up.
Literally everything is turned up to max and everything's still low.
The only thing that's not low is music.
Music is the only thing that I have that is like, it can actually be loud.
That in the browsers.
I
Nixon spurs tonight, bro, I have no it listen. I lost like two grand on the fucking spurs
I don't I don't want to watch it anymore. I'm not a basketball fan
I'm not a basketball fan. I never have been never gonna be I don't like basketball. I think it's not boring, but it's just like
Fuck basketball, bro
allegedly I feel like that's the easiest fucking sham out there when it comes to
betting on sports I feel like that shit's just they they're like hey you
know what I'm not gonna score any today I'll say this any sport or somebody can
just decide when they take a day off when an athlete can just say I'm taking a
day off today. That's crazy. Coke City lost 50 grand last night and Tim lost 150. Holy
shit. That's every sport. Not really.
It's not OBS, Gav. OBS is fine. Oh, you're talking about the alerts. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Yeah, yeah, I need the alerts to turn on.
He checked the don't know please I will check everything once we get this fix brother. Sorry
Where the other two people on the screen Nate shot Yvonne
Double lift, the sexiest man alive, no arm, no legs, peanut.
I didn't even hear that, Gav, literally didn't hear that at all, no audio on that.
he hides behind the chair.
Double it might be the actual goat.
I've said it before, bro.
You, you take the most popular games right now.
FPS and League.
Right?
I don't know how to say this.
I don't know how to say this.
Like if you took.
Well, what would what is league again?
What kind of what is that genres at MOBA?
It's not MOBA, right?
Let me shrink this guy in case you do end up switching screens.
Is a MOBA you took MOBAs and FPS's and you said who's the best player in the
world at both MOBA and FPS?
Double lift.
In my opinion.
It's double lift.
It's not even close.
If you took MOBA, FPS, and fighting games, also double-lifted, also double-lifted.
I don't know what other games, I mean, I guess if you added Rocket League,
maybe someone would be better across the board. Didn't hear that at all, yeah.
Shroud? No. No. Because here's the difference, right? You take Shroud and you put him on MOBA,
he doesn't stand a chance. You take Shroud and you put him on a fighting game,
You don't stand a chance against double lift you take double lift and put him on a shooter
He's going to be competent enough to maybe take a one or two or three kills away from trout
But trout isn't going to be good enough to take one two or three kills away from double lifted a moba and a fighting game
It's just dude, it's it's it's insane
I mean the guy's so good that people don't want him to play in the fucking AT&T tournament again because he's back-to-back-to-back champion.
It's Timmy. No. No, I think Doublelift clears Timmy and Mova's. I think Doublelift clears Timmy in fighting games.
I think double lift again is competent and good enough to put up a fight against Timmy and shooters
Maybe not apex, but counter strike hundred percent
Call duty hundred percent
Me bro, he's just dude DL is fucking unbelievable. I don't know how to I
Don't know how to say it any more than that like he's just probably he's the goat
Gav's it shocked?
I think it's shocked and I can't see whatever you're saying because I don't have to chat
up.
What about Doublelift or Faker?
Well then you go back into the, what I'm talking about, FPS and MOBA.
Yes, Faker would probably kill Doublelift and there's a world where Doublelift has maybe
an opportunity to kill faker and moba
but there's i don't think that there's a world where faker kills
what the fuck is going on
okay what did you break
i didn't break anything bro
like it's just do the volume has been like this
for days
okay and i heard you say you broke something when you click something so i
try to fix that
no i i just uh...
No, I have no audio on alerts now.
No, I have no audio.
Also, I can hear that, though.
Oh, I'm going to the house, okay.
Like, Discord is good, music is good, browser sources are good.
But in game volume and sub alerts. That's what I can in game is super low sub alerts. I can't hear at all
That's weird because those are all turned up. Yeah, I don't know I
Think I'm just gonna have to deal with it and we're gonna have to get what's his name
But be came back over here and try and help. I'm just the other damn drink today and then uh
if you want to jump for like four minutes later you can probably handle it.
All right, cool.
All right, we'll do that.
Thank you, Gav.
Can we change the alerts back to whatever it was before you changed it so I can hear
him a little bit?
Yeah, I just did that.
All right, cool.
All righty, thank you.
Yeah.
All right.
Alright, turn this off.
Let me turn this off.
Boo, boo, boo.
Oh, that's good.
Alright.
Okay, let's watch some clips.
Sorry, chat. We'll get fixed.
End time.
This is fucking ridiculous.
What are we doing here?
I'm losing my fucking patience, bro.
I like nobody wants to watch this bro
Yeah, I don't blame you CTS
I have 1700 viewers are now like when the fuck I'm at like I don't blame them
Fucking done nothing the whole fucking day, bro. I'm not a fucking rage, bro. I'm not gonna lie
Holy fuck, bro
Yeah, I just got a fucking text message
This day's not my day chatting a lie
Honestly, there's like a lot of things going through my mind right now chat to be real you
There's like a lot of things going through my mind right now like number one like I'm just mad as fuck that I'm bored as fuck right now
And number two like I'm so mad at myself because like I was talking about it with one of my boys the other day
That's like tapped in with the community and like I'm beyond fucking triggered at myself
And I let this fucking retard kick jacks like like
Be a part of the community for like so long for like a year because it turned to everybody into fucking lurkers
Like I'm so fucking mad at myself, bro
Because I used to have a good actual chatting fucking like stream and then everybody stopped fucking talking they all lurk now
nobody fucking talks like
I'm just like like and like I miss like talking like just looking for my right and seeing conversation bro like
And like he's not fully to blame but like dude
I'll to your fucking retarded we got comfortable and sloppy brother
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not me bro
like I hope people come back man you don't want to watch the gambling streams
go ahead you don't want to watch it that doesn't do with why you watch the GTA
streams I don't understand that guy's fucking logic to earlier CEO listen man
I I don't watch this I think Rom you just have it a bad day or something this
business. Yeah. Oh, we found her. I think, I think, uh, and, and just, uh, I think in
the Twitch world, bro, it's just, she goes up and down. Just like in the streaming world
in general, she goes up and down, you know, especially in like GTA, yeah, lol periods
where things get slow and, you know, we'll get better.
Jinxie vs. Hutch, this, that's fucking insane.
What?
Tell me I win at least.
Fuck your idol. Fuck your idol. Fuck your I-1.
Easy peasy. Easy peasy.
So much fun, Rob. They call me no near pony.
And the best part is, ladies and gentlemen, is that there ain't no, I ain't getting killed
by a strange snuff and taters.
This is just perfect.
This is actually just perfect the the RP because I mean it's chill and sometimes it's not and there's no
I mean cheating I feel like it's really just kind of skyrocketed to in a lot of games
Bro, I'm gonna be honest our graders broke my boy die
my goodness I
Don't fucking blame him. I mean, holy shit, bro. Was he dealing with it?
Was he fucking dealing with it? I mean my god
That guy you know and I said it before
People always give me hell for saying this man, but it's just the truth like
Embark really fucked up
Especially guys like tie like embark reached out to a lot of the streamers at one point
They were like, hey, guys, you know, we hear you, you guys are getting streamed tonight
by cheaters.
We hear you, you know.
If you get streamed tonight by a cheater, send us the name of the guy in the clip of
him doing it and we'll investigate it and if we see that he's cheating, we'll ban him.
And I remember we all got very excited and Ty especially, because Ty was getting targeted.
I mean guys, they would, they would stream snipe Ninja with his legal name, Tyler Blavance,
with his legal name, him, Sim and whatever.
They would change their Steam pictures to their picture and then they would like put
in the description of their Steam slurs.
So whenever they would kill Ninja or Sim or their group, then they would click on the
names to report them and they'd be like, oh, it's this guy or it's that guy, right?
I mean, they were just getting targeted so bad.
So then Ninja, of course, would send it to MBARC.
At the beginning, MBARC would ban the people somewhat.
There was always that time where we had a guy who was embodying across the map through
smokes right up to us saying slurs sent that to embark and embark said yeah well we know
he called you the n-word but did he kill you he said it's the clip of him killing you even
though you said this a clip of him calling you the n-word and shooting you through smoke
across the map and I think what happened is ninja got a couple of those guys banned and
And the entire cheating community was like, fuck Ninja.
And all of them started going after him.
And at about that time, Embark and our creators just stopped banning anyone.
So like they started banning people and then when it got really bad, they just kind of
said, ah, fuck it, we give up.
We're not gonna, we're not gonna answer any more DMs, we're not gonna help them anymore.
And the game just legitimately became unplayable for Ninja and it just, I mean, he just, it's
all day long just dying to cheaters like crazy.
Just dying to cheaters like crazy.
And I know a lot of people, I mean, listen, I see it all the time, people in here, oh,
you guys aren't special because your streamers doesn't make you special.
All right.
Sounds good, man.
You know, I can't really argue with that.
But as a streamer, watching someone like Ty go through that shit, it's just, it's definitely
frustrating, especially he's such a competitive guy.
Not being able to play a game that you enjoy because little shit bags are stream sniping
the fuck out of you.
While cheating, it's definitely just, bro, it's the fucking worst, man.
And it's like, this is the worst.
This is like the zero. This is just all content. This is pure content for me
I I don't really understand that because if you are getting like for example
Streamers are getting stream sniped by these cheaters. I
Would use that in my mind and you guys can tell me I'm crazy
but I would think that that would be a positive because
Embark would be able to ban these cheaters
because they were dumb enough to cheat against people live on stream in front of thousands of people.
You can make those motherfuckers an example, you know? They just did this live. It's one thing
banning cheaters when you don't really have any, any information. But when they're cheating against
somebody on stream live with aimbot those are those are easy fucking bands no
You're not special yet when all the streamers stop playing arc it loses eighty five percent of its play base
I don't think that that's just streamers though. I mean I think I think that streamers are are somewhat of like
in a way a voice of the people when
And there's always gonna be those those individuals online say streamers room video games or whatever
And they look at it in like such a negative connotation, but I think of it more as like
We are just how you guys feel but a little faster and in some situations
And I think art graders across the board
Just continue to do stupid shit like I don't think it's because we left that the game isn't doing well
I don't think it's that reason at all. Do I think it helps? No, but I think that's like 20% of the reason why people left
Maybe even less probably 10% I think the other 90% is literally just the game being
Left in the fucking cold by their developers to be honest
It's a vibe, bro. I'm safe here. I feel like I'm safe and protected here. I
Appreciate a lot of the confidence man. I'm trying to just figure it out. I don't want to be overbearing
I kind of I'm really just kind of like taking it in and listening
Don't catch any gta charges. I feel like I've been good other than the I mean, I'm not gonna like you guys
Where's that clip of the guy calling me a fucking liberal?
I'm going to sleep now as the link
Oh, I see, I think I seen this actually, I think I seen this.
Yo, buddy, what did you just call me?
Keep it moving, badass!
Okay, okay, guy, go to slowly reach.
No!
I'm alright, I'm alright.
You'll prove me?
I think I'm alright.
I think I can make a better guy go to school.
That's awesome. He doesn't even know that was like a local which is even funnier. What is this?
He is fucking brain dead, bro. Oh my god
They have my location
Get in the fucking cunt!
You absolute idiot!
Oh, bro.
What is this guy doing, Jack?
Yo, is this nigga not packed up, Jack?
He got a one day for that?
Oh, man.
Tryna buy.
Bruh.
Ooh! No way!
No!
Ooh!
Hey, man.
Bruh.
Cora!
Don't die on me yet, don't die on me yet!
three wide back there. Oh my goodness. Elliott into bell, hard hitting the wall.
Winner net drops. Holy shit. On the 20. There's Christopher Bell. What a great sight to see
this guy get out of the car. Chase getting out as well.
Yeah, they're racing side by side down into turn three and it's like Chase has a little
bit of a bottle of big moment and...
What happened?
What made him do that?
He just gets a little bit loose underneath the 20 and correcting the car makes contact.
Ah, I don't know about that.
Oh, the tire pop?
Look at that, the safe.
Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm lost in the silence.
Oh isn't this the guy that sounds like Jack Black?
It is.
No, no, no, no!
Jesus.
What the fuck are you seeing?
I do not look anything like that guy.
What is this, bro?
I have no idea what I'm looking at, like I can't walk up.
Welcome to Elden Ring, as soon as your rhythm's raw, we're not strong enough to fight this,
so let's address the 9000 pound elephant in the room.
Right?
I'm not strong, no.
I have not gotten this guy under 20% in three hours and he's a mini boss.
I have like a 42 IQ, which I don't
Or I'm under love I can't I can't fight this let's go explore
So you have to continue you have to keep trying
What are these clips boys what are we what are we watching
wait what you keep how many they can kill that thing
that bleeds not gonna feel good
oh yeah you're dead I got stuck on a rock
we'll smell ya yeah yeah we'll smell ya
what am I letting for me what about that and then I can
I can heal it up and complete the quest okay
which you prefer my arm my left arm right here
Oh no!
He shot me! He shot me! He shot me first!
God yeah!
Sorry!
Such a piece of shit.
Such a piece of shit.
Slow down! Let's not burn more rooms to the floor.
I don't want to start up. I can't upgrade everything.
I can't do everything.
And have every weapon.
Like I swung out. I want to see if I actually like it.
I can't upgrade the katana and then upgrade this and then go get the rivers of blood and then go solve brain cancer.
Relax.
Let me see if I actually...
Just upgraded, huh?
What is that?
What is that?
What?
I
The walk
Yeah, did you get out?
They think you need to move move
Yeah, I mean, you're the best I mean, I know what you're doing it
Wait
Like I don't know what I don't know what you're doing it all right bullshit. That's just lame
What am I supposed to you didn't even give me calm I
Say Steve support us someone hacked into my account and I can't log in
Oh, I'm terribly sorry to hear that sir. I just sent a password reset email to your account. Oh, thanks. That was fast
Oh, such a great game.
Bro, this is such a great game.
I love chivalry too, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, bro, if you've never played chivalry 2 and you like fighting games,
I've said it before, if chivalry 2 and rust had a baby, I would play it non-stop.
Now there's a game that is trying to do that, and I'm forgetting the name, we played it on stream.
But the fighting is just not good enough. Renown, exactly, but it's not good yet.
I mean maybe they'll make some some updates to it and it will be uh
It'll be better, but uh, yeah, dude, god, man if they did that
We watched that yesterday you want to you want to see how they did hutch dirty
Check huts, check huts.
A hushed off of small hands gone.
Fucking ridiculous.
I didn't want those legs anyway.
Ridiculous!
Must be nice, must must be fucking nice.
If that's me, the the the bullets wouldn't have mattered.
I would have walked up there, I would have sprained my ankle, developed some type of illness
and died in a bed.
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What's wrong with this laser I have a laser tbl
rear sight so stupid
That's so stupid.
Part 4.
Alright, this one we won't be able to do because we can't get the mag for it.
Rev sells the bag, okay, maybe we'll be able to do it
Let me see here
All right, so we're going here
Here
U.S. P1. There. Next song. I cup. That tap go. Tap go. SKS. DS.
150 sks rk6 hey
Heeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Okay, so I can buy everything except for the suppressor. Do I have the suppressor?
I do not!
I don't have it
Rep sells the whole gun
No, he doesn't this isn't the right suppressor
Nor the right SKS shut up over there
All right, that's about everything we can do for mechanic for now. All right good. We got a couple more questions from that
we'll keep this with us give her this refresh the IBS
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Reg ammo, thank you
Come and get your love now
Well
All right
Let's go kill some AI
Dad, thank you for the five bucks
Thank you so much for the two one type out the 22 ties. Thank you so much for the 33 ultimate thing of the two John
Think of a $5 super chat. I think streamers are great for games and then they genuinely want what's best for the game
Ark won't address major problems lazy updates. Yeah
Yeah, thank you for the five or man. I don't disagree turn out. Thanks so much for the $3 super chat yee yee
Yeah, he doesn't make you special when you and peanut stop playing this game when from
300 K daily to under 80 K. Listen, I appreciate the compliment, but it ain't us. You know,
I think it's I've said it before. I think that there is, you know, it's a relationship.
a relationship, you know? And do I think that people like Pee playing games in front of
80,000 viewers is a bad thing? Of course not. It's free, you know, it's free publicity,
but you know, they got to take care of them for that. With that many eyes, people are
going to be stream sniping, they're going to be cheating against them and all this
that and the other. And it's on the game to give him a little bit of help, to give guys
like ninja a little bit of help with banning the cheaters and punishing the people who were
cheating against them and our creators just never did that. Hell they didn't punish the
people cheating against you guys let alone us. You know they didn't do shit. On top of
that
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The experience that we had, because you weren't there.
You're the new guy that's coming in after Nikita did better for the game than Nikita
ever did or are these updates from him?
I think it's a mixture of a couple things.
I think Nikita over the years has been beaten and ridiculed and shit-talked and this, that,
the other.
Let's say you created a game and you had as much shit talked about you as Nikita has talked about him
Would you still give a shit about it?
You know that guy he's trying to come in here and he's trying to make the player count go up and
Look good for his boss Nikita had no boss Nikita was his own boss so he could do whatever the fuck he want
But no, I don't think Nikita is just like not doing anything.
I still think he's there.
All right, not a terrible spawn.
I knew where the hell I was going.
The shitter! Damn it!
There's stuff on my desk.
Do you guys think we camp this room?
Do we camp this room?
How often do people run to this room?
it like everyone wants to come here I can't see let me see if I can't I don't
know how to fix this for you guys bro I really don't because for me it's good
because I have the video on for you guys it's s the OBS how do I turn that up
yeah how do I turn up OBS
Do I just click on display?
I don't know how to do it.
It should just do it.
That doesn't help me.
Also your graphics do not look good on our end either, Hutch.
Just FYI.
Thanks, man.
Got it.
Got it
What you do shit in there
Okay, some tanks.
door open it whoops pro kills 90k all right let's do this really quick well we
have time. So we want to do what is shoulder swap? Where is shoulder swap up?
So, here's this, I need to find shoulder swap first.
transition. What do I want to make the shorter transition? Q. No, because I'll accidentally
press that is thank let me thank let me thank
X X doesn't have X is prone bro my shit is still so fucked up what is actually
This is a good time. What is bag drop?
Where is that drop bag Z double-clicking it
Okay, so that that that is bound
Alrighty so I think what we want to do is let's just do this for now because this here
And then shoulder swap
We'll go this here for now see if that helps us
Yeah, it's not terrible
That's not terrible
We might have a pretty dead raid.
I think I also heard someone upstairs over there.
Looks good.
Okay.
Okay, two scabos down.
Who's just the appin'?
Wasn't that guy, it was a different scab.
There he is.
Run on, run on, b****!
Bro, the MP7, unsuppressed, is loud as f**k.
Alright. That was good.
Yo, Lucky thinking for the 7 months, Soviet thinking for the prime, Chad thinking so
much for the 3 months, I appreciate you guys, man.
Thank you for the love, gentlemen.
What the fuck?
All right, my daily spam call.
And the scabs and the scabs
And the scavows man dude you could come here and get rich, huh
Oh the amount of bags in these buildings are insane!
Drops have been juiced lately.
Chat all in favor of looting that drop, say aye.
I'm actually kinda down.
I need a bag
Where's that shot?
So fucking dead
Is the terrible idea
Is a terrible idea
This is the shittiest fucking drop I've ever seen
I need!
Got some stems.
I mean it was a food drop.
W food drops.
and the guy that said drops were juice
BADAM!
Brutons are 30k, every item of food is 30k, bro.
Thought that trash bag was player.
If you guys fighting over there in the bushes.
those bushes scare me those bushes they scare me I don't like the bushes and we go overnight
Okay.
This is just a regular scav or is this a player scav?
Regular scav-o.
I cannot see nothing.
Bro, it is not my fault chat that this game is dark as fuck, okay?
We will fix it.
Open the door!
Open the door!
I will fix that for this raid.
Got it, Gav, thank you.
I can see clearly now, chat has no nipples.
It's a truth.
It's a truth.
It's a truth. It's a truth. It is of a said truth.
Alright, that's wonderful.
I mean, do we just sit here and hope that Skavs keep rotating over?
I mean, how many kills do we have right now? We need 10 more.
They're rotating over pretty well.
please keep coming please keep coming to me
I want to kill you all.
Dece-v-ed-de-goo, Dece-v-ed-de-goo.
Actually, you know what I say we do.
It might lead to death, potentially.
I'm gonna just shoot a fucking flare.
Let's see if we can't get some kills down here real quick.
kill is down here real quick
Yeah, we're... that'll happen.
Where the hell did that shot come from?
Am I right somewhere?
Hey man!
Fuck you!
Oh shit!
Your mom smells like meatloaf.
You look like shit.
You look like shit!
of
the
death
of
death
of
What a nuppy!
I can see clearly now the rain has come.
I'm reloading for some reason who knows why
Heck I could have killed me. I didn't know he was laying down
I don't know what he's doing, you know, they're huffing and puffing.
Don't be mad at me that Tarkov is dumb and does it understand that everyone doesn't
want to stare at Pidge.
yes talk of fault not mine
can i kill him or yeah okay
Nothing.
This is good though, scabs are coming down here.
We're doing two quests at once right now.
You're doing two quests at once.
i've had a good and that a good uh...
a cycle some
uh... just a little so much
rm is officially asked we got a head he's or we have to do the legs
yeah we'll turn the brightness up after this game chat
i don't know how you guys dealt with this for as long as you have
then again we haven't been playing bitch ass
i want to say interchange but it's not interchange
bitch ass reserve
how many kills we got?
five more! five moths! we don't have to come back
wait what about this one? i think we have like seven or eight down here
we have six! we need four more
and i would love for some more
jambes to come down here
yep, here's one
I think this counts I'm pretty sure this counts over here
Is this count?
It does count.
Three more!
Three more!
We're so close!
We're so close!
Please, scabs, come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
The elves come to papa.
You've merely adopted the darkness. I was born in it.
can you ask me for my opinion no yeah what is it what do you want what does
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Who's the asshole who put an S in the list?
AIM INTO THAT!
He really wanted people to know that they got one!
Dude, Skoolag, all day auto and best, they come for the subs man!
Damn, I got that GAT on me!
I'm not going anywhere but dorms is a mistake.
Jack, can y'all see better?
Let me go into the darkness.
Let's make all into the darkness.
How's it look?
better or the same
you're a piece of shit you're a piece of shit and now you're a dead piece of
shit
Please, spit on that thing!
I have now taken his form.
I have...
I am now him, but sexier.
Let's go.
The name is Hatch, killing, I don't know what I'm trying to say.
Hello!
My name is Hatch.
On what?
My name's James!
Get out of here, ho!
and three storey
jolly shotguns
massive
tell me we have this extract
Nice!
Yo, you got Scav?
You got Scav?
Hello?
I say fuck me for her.
I don't think they're friendly.
It's so dark.
Is it still dark for you?
didn't get any better?
I don't know what they're doing.
Hold.
Hold.
Well shit.
I think they may have left them.
Welp.
That was a scab.
Fuck!
Welp, minus rep.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
It's another scav.
That was another scav.
Oh, you juice! Fuck that guy!
fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. I don't care, I don't care what you have.
I care a little bit, I care a little bit.
Greed!
Get greedy!
Oh!
Get the fuck out of here.
Fennimo?
Fennimo?
Let's get out of here.
E.T. and B.P.? We're maxing.
I just heard a step, not good.
Go, go, go!
Okay, we may have lost some rep, but I think that was a good return.
I think that was a good return.
Good raid boys.
Good raid boys.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
kill the scavs, don't follow.
now let's hit a little dance.
Rumble, thanks so much for the tier one for the six months in advance, brother. I appreciate you.
Well, we have this quest we need to do down here.
trying to knock out multiple at the same time only need three scabos only need
three scabos for anything in total
One tap.
Two more.
Wait, Chad, is it still dark as shit?
You guys still don't, you don't see any better?
It's better?
Okay.
You know what I need to do?
I need to just say screw it and turn it up.
I need someone to give me their what's it called settings.
I need someone to give me their what's it called settings.
They're these settings.
post FX. I'll isolate Mark when he gets on. Is Peanuts game brighter than mine?
I know he could be down here.
what is that name what is that name what the fuck just happened
What is that name? It hit nothing!
I'm not sure what's going on here, but I'm going to get out of here, and then I'm going to
All right, what's done is a piece of
the
What what this game's fucking with me
I
Games fucking with me bro, you can't tell me it's not
if
My armor is just straight up shocked, gentlemen.
of
the
of
the
of
the
Fuck this guy, what the fuck is going on?
All right, again, good news is, good news, not much of it.
The good news is that we're live and our quests are done. Bad news is we have a
zeroed out armor on our fucking front wing.
That's also zeroed.
That's somewhat better.
Get the same fucking guard.
Okay, after 30 minutes, the guard is finally dead.
Finally, he almost came back and killed me.
That would have sucked.
I'm gonna run out of fuckin' ammo.
I'm gonna run out of ammo.
see the problem is I I want to take no back-to-back like none of this shit
actually matters let's go to no back-to-back we'll get all the mags in
and we'll drop our meds fuck out of here
i missed one thing
that is also one of the cards
I don't see him.
Where does the code go to?
I'm... okay.
I have so many issues.
Number one, this keyboard can suck my fucking dick, bro.
How do I...?
Oh my god, I have no thorax.
Oh, I can scream, man.
I can scream.
Gav, order me a different keyboard right fucking now, bro.
Right this second.
I don't care if you're eating,
stop eating, order me a fucking keyboard right now.
Get this keyboard off of my fucking desk.
I can't stand this fucking thing.
Razer, more like shit company.
I hate this fucking keyboard.
keyboard is hot ass worst keyboard I have ever used in my entire life where
Where does this uh, where does this go to, chat?
I don't give a fuck about any of this.
Oh, I'm dead.
We got to pop in that straight 12.
Where do I go?
Behind Bunker Hills?
We got to go back the way we came then.
I'm gonna die, I already know I'm dead this time.
We gotta just go and fuck this mag.
Pop the SJ-12.
It's behind Mark Thrim, okay.
Once this SJ-12 runs out, I'm instantly dead.
how long does the sj-12 last
no it's not behind markdram where is it by?
it's not behind mark behind the bunker at the mine fields
so I split the titties
of the hills and just walk backwards so it's like to my right
this way
the right
beautiful
All right, what's the app to mess with the pressure and the keyboard?
What is the app called?
It's Razer Synapse.
All right, we got to do a couple of things because this is insufferable.
I'm leaning randomly.
I'm jumping randomly on my swings.
This is terrible.
Would do what I guess we'll have to download the app first.
Good run.
Good raid couple quests done couple quests down. Thank God
You know, it's the second time I've purchased this keyboard and I've had the same issues with it both times
And I've hated it both times
I have this on my my other PC setup on my streaming computer and whenever I press the a key it double
presses a every single time because it's such
like
Light pressure in order to press it. I don't even know how to explain it. It's fucking terrible. Do not buy razor
What is the Razer Synapse?
Razer Synapse 4?
Is that on downloading?
Let me download this shit.
All righty, um, how do I do I have to raise your synapse for drive to install this
Okay
Well, it's just this specific keyboard.
All my keyboards are Razer, it's this one, this one is just terrible.
For me at least, I don't know, maybe I have fat hands, I don't know what that was going
on but it is fucking painful I think that's what I have at home that I use
the black widow and for some reason I should have never you know what happened
Oh, it's your Cortex, yes.
Dude, I don't want to log in.
Why do I have to log in in order to fix my keyboard?
No, I don't want to log in.
Fuck you. Let me just fix my keyboard.
Launch.
I have to log in.
You have to log in.
No, continue as that is guessed.
Oh, now Razor is downloading a bunch of random stuff.
Razor, Chroma, I'm downloading now.
Sick, yeah, just download whatever you want.
Fuck it.
Go ahead.
I don't want to start a tour can I just fix my shit is that possible keyboard function
you don't have any macros I don't want any macros can I just fix my fucking keyboard
is that possible? Do I have to set up a new macro? No. I don't want. Okay, here we go.
Here we go. I got it. All right. Wonderful. Alrighty. What do I click on chat? Can I show
this I do it's just I have not seen my mouse stop the loading wheel since I
clicked on this I don't know what the fuck it's doing but it's downloading a
hundred different things can I show this
Yeah?
All right.
What do I do?
How do I fix this keyboard?
Actuation.
a preset profile for profile drop down loose or add a new profile. Add new profile. Add.
Okay, cool
Hey
Pro this is the dumbest shit ever we want it to be harder as hard as possible
What does that do I
Just put it all the way down
That's too much what should I put it at?
3.5?
I'm putting in 3.5 sync setting to all keys. Yes
All right, so now I should be good
What is snap tap? What is that function that prevents the selected keys from registered
simultaneously overriding the former held down key? I don't even know what that means!
please. Ignore and press play. Okay. Pressing play. I never thought in a million years that
I'd have to do all this for a keyboard. Never thought a million years.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
about the money once we get icebreaker all problems are gone okay all right
Where's this yellow flare at?
Where do I go for this yellow flare?
Fraser Synapse got closest
Where are we going for this?
Minds behind Marked Room. Oh
Wait am I going back to reserve I thought I was going to Woods
Oh, I'm going back to reserve. Oh shit
This changes everything. All right, let's go
Well, I don't want to bring the backpack I'm going to reserve
Who is there?! Bro, this is crazy! So you're telling me if I was a higher level, I wouldn't
have to do any of this. I would just have to talk to BTR and I would be done. But because
Because I'm a low level, I have to do all this shit?
I'm close.
I'm gonna come, do not come, do not come.
Locking.
Um, let me be on the beat.
Listen baby Ain't no mountain high Ain't no valley low
Ain't no frifto fine Ain't no baby
If you need me call me No matter where you are
No matter how far Don't worry baby
Call my name I'll be there in a hurry
You don't have to hurry Cause baby love ain't no mountain high
Why you love?
Ain't no value love
No it doesn't
Ain't no value love
Ain't no value love
It's a key to me from getting to you
Thank you for the mother's day
I said to the street
I told you you can always
count on me darling
Someway somehow
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
Bullshit bowl get out of here bullshit
What the fuck was that?
Is that me?
Damn bush.
Is this the extract?
Go back.
Where?
Other way!
This one?
Lives.
That way?
Sniper sign.
Sniper sign.
sniper sign go through the gap that way
now I suck the dick for a living that's where we're going
Jesus!
Y'all wouldn't be able to, y'all couldn't operate without me.
You, you wouldn't know how to play this game without me.
In this stream, you learn like a class.
You learn things and how to do things.
That's what you learn.
You learn things that you can take and incorporate in your daily life and your Tarkov skills.
And you're welcome for that.
Now, give me your prime.
Fuck you.
The only class this is is special education.
Now hold on a minute, Mods.
Are we fucking taking the day off?
in my book. That guy should be banned. Go BIRD WITH THE TINGIFTED! I'M HUMMY! Can we get
some love in here for go birds with the ting if this what everyone on this maps
lucky I didn't see him this red I guess you guys are allowed to live I guess
why not I guess I'll allow this rate to live
good raid good raid excellent rain good execution good survival go burn take
it with a 10 gifted unhitting smory bad enough wolf thank y'all for the subs
Arleigh cheese ball and blaze thank you Louis even a fiver learn how to eat eight times a day
I do not run through what?
Fine, no big deal
Look at the comment on my post on Tim's let me see let me see
At least he has nipples okay
It's going well.
Okay.
What it is, is what it is.
Is what it is. It's a dog eat dog world. All right. What's next?
Report back to proper. Sure proper. What's up?
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I am spotting on the complete opposite side of the map of where I need to be.
quite literally the farthest point of locations
That's the boss.
That's the boss.
I think a guy just died.
What the hell is going on?
We just let all these people kill each other.
And then, we attack.
Or just leave what?
What kind of idea is that?
It's quiet, too quiet.
Let's go Luke!
It's not a player.
It's not like a player.
Yeah.
Worm Simulator, a little bit of water.
Playing like a Timmy today, we're playing Tarkov the way you have to play Tarkov, sadly.
I wish I didn't have to turn myself into a worm, but where we're at until we get ice
breaker and then we can power level ourselves to level 40 this is how I have to play I am
I am part of the bush.
I am part of the bush.
What prestige are you?
Prestige 100.
Hello there, hello, my name's Hutch, nice to meet you.
I will take your headphones.
Some peepee?
Sure.
Sure, why not?
Let's go.
Who are you?
I don't know who killed this guy, I think it was the boss.
boss. I'd like to leave this wretched land, but sadly there's a lot of players here. I
I could run along that pipe and just get out of dodge.
And that's what we do.
That's not good.
What the fuck out of here?
All right to the plane
It was a second jump I talk off said now
Talk off said you you don't get the jump again. That's what it is
Get to the chopper
All right, we actually need to go in that building, I think, that's what you guys said, right?
Get to the chopper.
All right, we go in here, we go check the basement, hopefully it's in there and then
we leave.
I have no light.
You have a light?
You suck.
Like in here?
Is this where you guys are talking about it can be?
In the hallway.
here oh my gosh we have to live we found it oh my gosh we found it what's the
safest place to go do we go up the hill and then down the hill I think that's
the safest yeah I know no backpack but how do we get to no backpack
All in the wall, it's a scav extract, it's not a PMC extract.
That's not what I want to hear where I'm going.
Not what I want to hear.
How do we get there?
How do we get there?
So I'm saying, what's our time at 27 minutes?
Hmm.
Yeah, I know.
I know I can go D2.
Sounds like a terrible idea.
I go D2, I get camped.
I go to the backpack, I get camped.
I go to the closet, I get camped.
I don't know where to go.
I think no backpack is the best thing we can do.
But we just have to give it time and let that guy who's at night or around night leave.
just pop a thumb in your ass. All right. Okay. That doesn't help me at all. Well, I don't
want to go back the way I came because if I go back the way I came, we know that there's
players there who just killed those guys. Train is going to take forever to take longer
of the media sitting here.
I say we pop PK and go for it.
All in favour say aye.
Why? Why are you in there?
Why are you in there? Not moving. There's no fucking way.
What are these human beings that are playing this fucking game, bro?
Why are you in the garage? There's not even loot in the garage.
Why are you in the garage?
What, you're level 52 playing like this?
you
you
you
you
you
I
Got a look I
I gotta see if that's true. Oh I can tell you right now he is going to bitch
religiously over the market shit on Tarkov. Everything you've heard me bitchin'
about, he's gonna bitch about it 10 times more.
I heard, I heard, I heard, it's by the trains, maybe?
I'm holding, I'm holding that corner.
There is it!
Oh.
Got it.
Just cover me.
Get up here, lost.
Oh, okay.
Behind the thing.
Behind the industrial.
What?
Inside the ground.
I saw the guy move out and then got killed.
I don't know what just happened.
Run back.
We could run back.
Oh, we traded.
We fucking traded.
Yeah.
Nice.
Fuck it.
I definitely we traded.
Just spawn port.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
we traded
That getting jailed that late into Iran is pretty painful and then a faster and then a faster it's 100%
Shoot me off a fucking to boat where I can't fight back dude, whatever
shooting me with the fucking GL is worse than that
it's not that deep come on
when I looked behind me
I saw you out there on my house
he festers
yeah I was ready to shoot from it too
is it small enough?
oh yeah, yeah the chat's just ripping him up
he's just better
more
I'm just kidding. Can I open
the fucking door in the fucking
rock and luxury or GL me and
that? It's just not that. It's
not a crazy big deal in a game
where you get back in five
minutes. Oh, that's all I'm
saying, but it is a gigantic
almost said Tarkov like that in
a game for your almost said
Tarkov nine as into a run and
as a game that's survival.
Right.
Stupid shit is a serious
Okay, well, I kind of skipped everything and didn't hear any actual information, but something on Tarkov! Woohoo!
Yes!
Oh
Oh
Okay
Where do you go?
arm stamina i have none
he really moved and i missed them
Oh I fucking hate this game. I hate this game, bro. I hate this game, man. I
Hate this game. I'm so mad. I'm so frustrated. I'm so frustrated and mad
All right, where's the uh, where's that other shit at it's out there. Oh my gosh, is that it?
In the heli
Nothing here, nothing, it's not in here, it's not in here.
fucking bushes
yeah there she is
another guy sitting in the fucking woods doing absolutely
Jack dick not moving
Just holding an angle to the end of fucking days
Nothing you passed it
But you see it nice I
Mean but again, bro. It's like it's in such a shitty spot. It's like how do I get out?
Can't walk outside there's a guy out there sitting in a bush
It's already pressed.
like this for sure gonna be someone here bro
look at it this way there really isn't another way out I'm not going at least
in here with some type of like centralized fighting
Thanks for watching!
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you
you
you
you
you
would sit at the checkpoint are you talking about the checkpoint right outside of where
Scurmin usually is?
Yeah, all right, let's go do this
Then green player wait should I buy a green player wait why oh well never mind
Just screw it yourself, shit.
Alrighty, so where am I going for this?
And isn't there going to be like a lot of people trying to do this as well?
The G-Wagon.
What the fuck is a G-Wagon?
Yeah, the car where Violet spawns, okay?
Okay, well, we're here.
Is this where the BTR is going to go?
Okay, you can go old sawmill where's old sawmill at
Wait, to my left?
God, I hate woods.
How any of you guys enjoy this map?
I'll never know.
Best map you're an actual psychopath.
I love being in the trees and hanging out with the squirrels.
I got Lama in Northern Russia.
Fuck you.
Y'all just lay down on a rock in the middle of bumpfuck Egypt and snipe people like me running around
I'm a peacock. You got to let me fly
All right, where as the BT are gonna go potentially
I
Turn someone
That's a BTR right there.
Why can't I talk to it?
Oh my gosh, it's a fake BTR.
I hate everything.
You guys are pieces of shit.
Your piece is- YOU GOTTA DO WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!
Where's he gonna drive up to?
Right in front of me, okay.
Alright, so I'm just gonna sit here.
Don't call me that, it's not Saturday.
Alright, what you're sitting here?
Does people typically spend the money for it to protect them, like if someone finds
This is the thing before me.
50-50?
What, did I either die or I lived? I don't like those odds!
And there's only a there's only a chance that spawns on the map, right?
80% chance of spawning, so it should be here.
And if it has like the protection mode on, we would hear it shooting.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get out of here.
What a beautiful day, huh?
What a beautiful day it is.
spawns 10 minutes after the raid starts, got it.
How's the grass smell?
Smells delightful.
I'm a Sleatherous Snake, Sturmin'.
How many times am I gonna have to do this before I get to go to the next spot?
Is this the last thing before I get to go to the map?
I have to do this three times, fucking kill me.
Sturridge shooting at the BTR?
How do y'all know this?
All right good news it's here
How's that?
How many hours do I have? 5,000?
So I say he's gonna put dark on the day. That's what Chad's been saying, dude. I'm excited.
Five thingy. What is this message about?
Five thousand hours for retarded hunters, like two hundred and fifty hours for the rest of us.
That has to be one of the craziest fucking messages that I have ever read in my entire life
in any chat that we have ever had ever.
What in the hell is going on in here?
I want you guys to understand something.
I would dog walk you in this game, okay?
I choose to play bad.
I choose to play bad.
Because I want you to feel better.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Chicken Breakin'?
Chicken Breakin'?
Chicken Breakin'?
Chicken Breakin'?
Oh, someone's going to lose his mind, yeah, yeah, yeah for sure.
I've already lost mine, yeah.
He's going to lose his shit over the current, like, early game of Tarkov.
I'll say in terms of the gunfighting or the gunplay and like the new map and like content,
the game is immaculate.
For the new player experience, in my personal opinion, this is the worst experience as a
new player I think that has ever like in any update ever it's been between the
flea market locks and the mags you can't even buy the fucking mags like bro I am
level 22 and I still can't buy a 5 5 6 mag that's insanity that is in sanity the
craziest like the the the things that they've done on the flea market is the
worst it's literally just a flea market everything else is great like I love the
game I'm I look forward to streaming talk of every day but the flea market shit
is absolutely atrocious please Nikita for the love of God remove it remove the
flea market cap everyone who's playing your game has already reached a level
that they don't need it locked anymore the only people you are screwing is your
new players. That's it. There's no sense in it. Make them quest shirts, put stuff
locked behind quest shirts, ammo locked, gun locked, whatever, all that. It's fine.
No one has an issue with that, but not preventing me from buying necessities to
live. I can't buy a surf kit till level 35.
What?
What?
What are you saying?
Like preventing me from buying the surf camp, preventing me from buying
a fucking scope.
That's dumb. It's stupid. It doesn't help anybody.
And the people who are already like max level, you're not going to beat them anyways.
them anyways they have better ammo unless you're better than them and you can
hit a heady you're just you're making the bullshit last longer which I don't
think is good
let's talk off dead no I think Tarkov's in the best spot it's been in the last
three years no that was the airplane it wasn't BTR
I'm waiting for BTR.
Yeah, we're touching grass guys I could I literally watched peanut chase the btr for 20 minutes the other day
I'm just gonna wait. If we chase the BTR, we'd be doing the same thing except we'd be running through the woods trying to catch it.
I think the new DMZ is gonna be good. I don't think Call of Duty with its current staff and lead developers could make a good game if it hit them in the fucking face.
I know peanut played it right peanut went and unlocked the new map that new map is disgusting
man that's what we want to go do all this time that we're wasting right now we will
catch it all up whenever we have the new map and we can clear that bitch out we will be
just fine yeah I mean DMZ did look cool but again like after what happened with
the last DMZ man like it's just I don't have any faith in those people
We're waiting for the BTR.
Chad, what time is it like the BTR is just not coming?
We're already at 17 minutes.
Oh my gosh, Hetty said now and it literally got there.
I've been waiting for you!
I've been waiting for you! I'm coming!
I got something to tell you. Prophers been asking me to talk to you.
That's the right way to do it.
Ultra at the interchange, the others north of the port terminal around where the Health Resort is.
Should I say yes to this or no?
Take a ride.
Where do we want to go?
What gets us out of here?
Good extract!
You sick?
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Exit!
Thank you!
Have a good day!
Exit!
Exit!
Exit!
Exit!
Exit!
Exit!
Exit!
Exit!
Exit!
Exit!
Exit!
Exit!
Exit!
Thank you! Have a good day!
Oh shit!
One shot, one kill.
I
I don't, I don't understand what's happening to me.
Fuckin' kidding me.
At least we didn't get shot in the head.
It can always be worse, Chad.
Look at the positives in life.
Yes, do we have one leg and one arm?
Sure.
Yes, did that guy probably just hurt the armor that I can't afford to repair?
Sure.
But, we are alive, we're sexy, we're petite, not fat, and we're livin'.
Well, that matters.
Now, let's get out of this raid and do the next bullshit with a stupid fucking quest.
Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
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Shuck it two feet pick it back up. Shuck it two feet pick it back up. God forbid I use a mule
I'm dying on my way to extract from food and water. You know like it's just there's so many
punishing things in the game I don't think that they should punish you for being successful.
I don't think players should be punished for oh my gosh I killed someone that I typically
wouldn't kill I don't even get to use their stuff because I can't buy a mag for the fucking
gun. That's craziness. That's dumb. This game is punishing enough, man. It doesn't need any
more punishing factors to it, especially in the damn stash. Mad cuz' bad. It's not
again, you're just retarded. It's not about being good or bad. It's about not
having the ability to buy a magazine to fight somebody with no matter if I am
good or if I am bad. I can't use the gun I won't find out. I need a die Coke.
You kill people and take theirs, okay.
Mods, if they have a Lisp, a Limp, or a disability that is their choice to have, get them the
hell out of here.
I don't know why the short bus delivered everyone to stop Hunchabab's Twitch category, but dammit, start saucin'!
Wow. Bless me.
Peanut told me to call you fat.
Well, Peanut has no arms and legs, so no matter how fat I am, at least I can stand up and waddle my ass over the hand,
pick him up and roll him down a lane like a bowling ball.
Well, I know the reality of it is, the reality is that Tarkov has a very high concentration
of single dads working their nine to fives who have been playing for the last four months
who were the ones who were losing all the fights but now they have better guns and better ammo
than all the players that could be potentially maybe we won't find out better than them and
they want those individuals to have a terrible time like they had and kill them because they
have better ammo better guns and a level six helmet on that's the reality any good player
will say and will tell you that they don't give a shit if a 14 level 14 timmy has a
a gun that has magazines for it.
It's the shitters
who care about that because that is the difference between them winning and
losing as someone actually being able to defend themselves.
Fuck it.
Where do they typically spawn chat?
and sound good
I don't know why he moved right when I got shot.
Alright, two bullets of M995, two bullets tanked.
I love this game.
i i i don't know what's happening
i'm not missing though
Come on!
What the f**k is that?
Fuck you all!
What's on the other side of the road, you bitch?
Yeah, I heard an aide behind me, I knew I was dead.
Feels bad.
That's actually insane that they are tanking M 9 9 5 headshots three headshots without a helmet on that is fucking bonkers, bro
How many was that four kills?
Five kills nice. Okay, one more one more run. I shouldn't have re-paked
M995 overpins. Overpin is not real. You've been lied to your whole life. Overpin is not
real. Maybe we go, hmm, maybe we go, I'd like to go like M80 shots, but again, problem. What
We've been talking about, funny enough, funny enough,
I can't buy mags for the fucking gun I wanna use.
Wonder if it'll allow me to run 10 round mags.
Can I buy 10 round mags?
Let me see.
Can I buy 10 rounds?
I can, I can buy 10 round magazines.
I don't do, that'll work, that'll work, that'll work.
That'll work.
That'll work.
Well, hopefully we'll get that back in insurance. I highly doubt it, but maybe
Maybe we have to keep this
Have to keep that so whenever we do unlock it we have something for it
Such a holy place to be
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Oh, it's because my title, wait, what's my title, wait, what's my title, what's my title,
title. No, it can't be that unless they hate mullets. But we love you, bitch. Don't trust
me. If it wasn't for y'all, I wouldn't be on this motherfucker. All right, where are we?
Oh good spawn.
All right, let's go kill five and leave.
Yeah, I usually don't pop these, but I think I'm gonna pop it.
They're mullet haters.
Not just scumbags.
Oh my gosh, my
ergo on this gun is terrible.
Not good.
Another player here.
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the
death of
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and so good
I'm on fire!
Hey!
What's done?
A lot of loot to be had, gentlemen.
So much loot to be had.
We can just live.
Oh my gosh, they're fucking.
Very nice, very nice, very nice.
Come on, keycard me, make my day.
I'll take it.
It's not the keycard I wanted, but a keycard.
Ooh, is that pad nine?
Code.
I think there's still cleanup crew here.
Oh, SP-6.
I'll take it.
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Well, it's not really the, I mean, again, man, if I had a shorter RSAS with a better
scope, I'd be fine, but it's just a little hard because we have so much shadowing going
on whenever we're aiming makes it a little bit difficult but we got him all
the matters he down he down fuck my armor up
yeah long long kid and no nipple having gun man is it take down larger than the
How many slots does this...
Yes, it is.
all right take the rig we'll take this rig I think it's better that rig's not very good
We also need to, they've unloaded some mags, we dropped a 20 or so.
20 rounds? No, 20 rounds in our gun. Okay. Alright, let's unload some of these. We want
to keep the 30, we want to keep the 60s. We'll unload this. Drop the Grizzly. Really, you
don't think the Grizzly is worth keeping? We'll drop it. Make some extra room up here
for a mag
I don't really know what my uh...
hmm no savaymo not no wonder t20 is larger is it oh jackpot
Jackpot!
Ooh, Jackpot!
Is that a 100,000?
Damn.
Dancing yeah, I think I should have taken the Thunderbolt
Now that I'm kind of understanding what you guys are saying should have most definitely taken the Thunderbolt
Yeah, we can't go back we can't go back against the law to go back
we have to really really hope and pray that are sure oh I have the code you're
right do we pop a mule that's the question now I think we're pretty close
I think we're pretty close. I think the meal is over.
The meal is over.
Sounds like somebody's, uh, somebody is getting seconds on our work.
Should I just go to the other extractor?
Should I take car, do you guys think?
And I go to the other extractor?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
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Yo JS thank you for the 55 months Chris thank you for the three months ZDogg
thank you for the tier one black diesel thank you for the three months carl
pipe mr. DJ I am in CDN thank you
Secrets of match.
Oh well, well, well, well, well, well, well, I miss Nick.
Yeah.
Boys, I don't even understand something in no world that has, is, or ever will exist.
Will Nick Marks play Tarkov?
Number one, the gear won't fit him.
He's so short, you know?
I don't think they got extra small.
Miss Monday, thank you for the gift and some over on YouTube, I appreciate you, I hope
you're doing well.
Jobe, thank you for the four months, five and Ollie, thank you.
Surprise Timmy doesn't play it.
I think I can get Tim addicted to Tarkov. I think there's a world where that happens.
Let's go!
All right, do we go and wait at this checkpoint up here in front of us?
by the bush and lay down got it
fuck
about this bush right here this bush looks good is this close enough there you
get a little closer
Exhilarating gameplay.
I am a bush I am a bush
Hey, how'd you have it?
It's a scav, bro.
I just fucking whipped on a scav.
Shut up!
Oh scared me
Been with in all day tbh well your mom looks like a bag of mayonnaise
her titties look like she could throw them over her shoulders and look like
she's carrying bags of mulch TBH. You belly line look like it's busting out of
bottom of your drawers TBH!
Serve. Hit it back. Hit it back. Hit it back. Backhand. Hit it back.
Have you guys ever done that?
You ever played invisible pong?
No I got friends.
Okay.
Well.
What was that?
What the fuck was that?
What was that?
He's coming
What do I do
run run where we waiting here oh my gosh it's terrible come in this door come in
Open this door!
My legs.
Is he in the building behind me?
He shot my legs through the building.
Oh my god.
Get it!
It'll happen.
It'll happen.
It'll happen.
Yes it will.
Yes it will.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Thank you.
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is unprecedented levels I have spent more money on food than anything else in
this game
that I set myself up for that one don't even feel good about yourselves don't
Don't even think- OOOH!
OH! I did it!
You're not that funny.
I did that to myself.
That was a fucking alley-oop I gave you.
Dammit.
You know what? You wanna fuck around? That's fine.
There's still robbery. I need three primes or I'm banning five people.
What's up now?
Mods, get the guns ready.
Get the band hammers ready. End game. Come on.
It's a robbery. What's up now? Tax season. Welcome to North Korea.
There's one prime. You're lucky, Ravengifted5. You're lucky.
You're lucky that just happened. You know what? Fuck it, it is North Korea.
Band 5 people right now, I don't care. They thought they were safe.
Badam anyways!
Don't ban Raven.
Or Force Skin, or Chris, or Soul, or God's Greasiest Gamer, or Bevel Dog, or Moist, or
Nude, or Man, or Just.
Don't ban them.
Or Circle Square Triangle.
That's a GTA cheat code.
Or Red Fox, or Task Force.
They're invited to the barbecue, track, don't ban that guy either.
Or it's Gooney, don't ban him.
Or Astronaut, or Helix, the list continues.
Astronaut, they give it a five gift, or Kansas.
Or Dig, or Boo-Goo, or Squirrel.
Squirrel!
Thank you for the Fiverr Squirrel Task Force, thank you for the Duke Gifted, YouTube's a
dead-sauced, high-volunteer, or Hasselhoff, or Swedaba, or Ion, or the guy who said he's
an Eagles fan, he's also in the clear.
Alright, everybody go back to your homes, everything's fine.
It's all we need that is all we need
ETR we're going back. We're going back into our home
back into the bushes loot village I would rather die in game actually at this point kill me in
real life before you kill me in game. I can't afford to lose anything else. That
point, I'd be depressed. I have somehow in the last two days lost six million
rubles, my pride, my perseverance, my drive, and possibly my manhood. It is what
it is.
Shut up
I didn't kill that guy probably natural causes
you just heard
Alright, SWEET HEAVENS!
Another bush.
Another bush.
One day we will look back in time at this moment in our lives and we will say, remember
that day on 6, 8, 2026, 252pm, you sat in that bush because you were scared.
I will say no, I don't remember that, I wasn't scared at all.
I was waiting for the BTR.
Now, if you don't mind, can I have a juicy Rolik Min run through this exact intersection,
stand still and allow me to shoot them straight in their face so I can get rich and be happy.
I mean, we could go sit next to that rock, but that rock is fucking boring.
At least here we get to look at shit.
Again, if you don't know what we're doing, we're doing a quest where we're looking for
the BTR.
We can either A, run around the map like a chicken with his head cut off looking for
the BTR to die to someone doing exactly what I'm doing or we could be the
someone doing what I'm doing and be that person that doing of what I'm doing
you thought of that
camper! well you're stupid! I didn't go the way you thought it was going to, did it?
Not again! Are you kidding me? I've been here for two seconds!
I'm going into the shed.
Oh, don't you give it to him partisan me shut up. I don't want to die. I've died enough today
Wait, that's not an aggro?
You guys were fucking with me?
Bro, that might be one of the most fucked up things you've ever-
SAUCE!
We're good.
Look at that. Wow. Check that thing out. Nice. Pretty good.
And the pretty good sausage.
That's a good sausage.
Oh, I love hot dogs.
Shit.
What are they doing?
I'm pushing.
This is the second one for sure, right?
one shot one kill good work team good work easy
easiest kill of my life
easiest kill of my life
I'll be putting out a class soon on how to efficiently use your bullets and kill targets with the least amount of shots
very soon
TBD. TBD.
Okay, where the hell is this car? Can I hear it from here?
Russian.
back to our rock back to our rock back to our rock summits on Tarkov w no he's
not well whoever said that you broke my heart
He broke my heart. He broke my soul.
The boys are back in town. The boys are back in town.
Where is the BTR I want to drive it?
I need to go so far.
You know, this would be sick because we can power level summit.
We could, we could power, listen to what I have to say.
We could power level Summit past the bullshit so he can play the game.
You me?
Yes me.
I'm a great player.
Have you not seen what I've accomplished?
I'm a great player.
Let's talk about some things I bring to the table.
One, sexy.
two Italy level aiming three petite body for decision-making capabilities five
sexy you lost three mil today well at least I had three mil to lose what do
What do you have over there, broke boy?
You got nothing.
Nothing but depression, bitch.
Shut up.
Now where is this BTR?
It's almost 17 minutes.
This BTR is not here at 17 minutes.
I'm gonna freak.
I will leave a negative review on Uber.
I do not care.
Check my previous message, BTR isn't up.
What?
The BTR isn't up?
Actually?
We wait until 17 to see for
oh he has contacts nice
Oh, I need that.
Son of my Willis, that's me!
Oh, I dropped the backpack.
Wait 30 round mags, good comms, need those, Lord knows we can't buy them.
Alright, no BTR here, no BTR is here.
Depression, feels terrible.
Is there a car?
No car here either, somebody kill me.
Kill me please.
I would love to play with Summit, would he like to game?
Green Flare? Wait, where's the Green Flare?
He don't know you little bro. Sober? Shut the fuck up.
ZB-14?
okay
hey pegs thank you so much for that 20 gift that mother thank you thank you for
the 20 you dumb ass son of a bitch you so sexy bitch thank you so much for the
20 man thank you for the love thank you for the 20 gifted who would have thought
we would in 2026 have summit myself peanut and the whole gang on fucking
park off again. What a time to be alive. What a time to be alive.
Cloaksy and Genji got the whole gang together
well let's just hope he wakes up today in a fantastic mood because when he I'm
I'm not going to say shit guys, listen, we don't say nothing about the market, okay?
Not until he gets at least a couple triple kills.
We don't say absolute dick about the market.
No he doesn't mind questing.
Questing isn't the problem, brother.
Nothing has never been the problem.
The problem is, it's having to get to level 40 before you can buy a survival kit.
Hey, that's the problem.
You're so divine yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh baby, what's your name?
Some did not play this wipe I don't think I don't think so did some of it play this
swipe at all? I don't know.
Oh he played on day one, okay got you.
Is this the green flare extract right here?
yeah we're gonna go link up with them
I
Shoot it now
All right, all right, yeah, good thing you've been 44 months.
I hear booty.
Thank you for the prime.
We are going to put this to the side and do whatever Submit wants to do.
That is our game plan, which probably means go to, I mean, I don't know, I don't know
how far along he's in.
Let me call.
Let me call him.
Let me call him.
Let me give him call.
Let me give him call.
Oh, no.
Say it too soon, Genji might have gotten hacked.
She's sending out Minecraft invites to streamers.
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Yeah, this isn't a good one.
This isn't a good one.
Let me get the other one, Chad.
I need the good one.
We need the good one.
We need the good one.
This one isn't a good one.
Let me see.
Is it this one?
Yeah, we'll watch it from here.
My favorite summer EFT from last wipe hushes such a ding dong sometimes I hold on watch this one watch this one
That's it. Yeah went back
I don't have anxiety you know like oh
Be one all righty
listen all I'm saying is look how bad dude it's me and summit one be one at
bottom of door look how bad it is brother lighting one chat the truck in
the background just a bunch of bullshit
I didn't know where the fuck I was.
And Anthony's supposed to be our guide,
and he's supposed to give you what guide shit.
No, no, no, no, no, son of a...
Yes!
I shot an arch, that's me.
Behind you, behind you, behind you.
I don't think that was you.
What?!
Dude, I looked at your screen...
Dude, I looked at your screen, you were not there.
I swear.
I swear, I saw, okay, listen.
I'm trying to get it.
You guys are killing me.
You're just chopping.
I killed him, I killed him.
I was planning on killing you.
Yes.
I knew it.
You're not the time I shoot you
Go for it
I'm dead
I just shot you in the face
How am I killed by children today?
I think that day is next to me
How am I killed by children today?
This is me Jared don't shoot me
I
Jared
You didn't tell me you were right there, bro
Oh, no
I
Think you're shooting me, bro. Yeah, that's not me. Are you dead? No?
Are you dead no
Shit
So yeah, how's the how's the start of the career right there guys?
What a long time ago that was huh? Wow, I haven't watched that video in years
Whoo
I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
Honestly, I'm I'm just I'm excited to.
Because like we've we've played games recently, but like.
You know, I wasn't really that addicted to Daisy.
You know, like I was playing Daisy. I wanted to be addicted.
I tried to like kind of force that upon myself.
Like you're going to be addicted to Daisy.
kind of forced that upon myself like you're going to be addicted to this game and I didn't
really like it.
But I'm like I'm addicted to Tarkov right now and I'm really really enjoying it so I'm
excited I'm hoping and I'm fucking praying that that he really enjoys Tarkov as well.
I hope that he enjoys it too.
I think as long as he can get through the bullshit he'll be fine like that's it.
really boils down to him getting through the shit that I'm getting through and it
kind of it kind of has like a little bit of a addicting you know gotta come
through the bullshit feeling to it but it's definitely fucking brutal
that you like
You guys
My dogs locked down then
I
Oh
Oh
I got my dog which stuck
How many hours per week does this game make it worth it zero
It's never gonna be worth it. It's like smoking crack
Just the love of the game baby
does the BTR come over here or no no back to our shack back to our shack
streamer university I don't know shit about shit bro I don't know nothing
Now, is there a chance that the BTR just spawns here or no?
I'd really like to get this done before something gets on.
No, no, no, no, not on the map, but here specifically, or does it always spawn at the
same spot?
Okay, so it always spawns over there on the other side of the map.
So should we just run there?
I feel like we should, given the circumstances and the situation.
Okay, let's go over there.
They can spawn here, I'm getting conflicting statements.
All right, then we will wait.
Then we shall wait, and I shall eat my wrap.
I could have swore I heard it.
Hurry up, it's gonna be there.
You lied to me.
Got a mouth?
Got a mouth like Thanos.
Oh what the fuck?
That's just three taps of burrito.
It's pretty good.
Alright, when will we know the BTR is here?
Any time soon or no?
28 minutes. It should have already spawned here if it was here, right?
Okay, so now we're just going to sit here and wait and hope it shows up here. Got it.
Well, that sucks.
Yeah, I'm fair to think Streets is a better call for the BTR, to be honest.
Wait, it's shooting.
Oh, no, is it going to shoot like that until the raid's over?
Am I fucked?
This Monday, thank you for the sub.
Someone's near by me.
No, we're not extract camping.
We're waiting for the BTR to get here so that we can get our quest done.
But it might just kill us when we get here.
W is in the YouTube chat for Miss Monday.
Thank you.
I appreciate you.
I feel better.
Holy snooze.
Oh, beer can is bored every- oh shit, it's coming over here, isn't it?
I don't want to take a BTR to
here though. There's nothing
over here. Like I should be
fine.
Get Symphony on EFT. Save him
Is he still playing Ark Raiders every day?
I don't know. I mean, but then again, Chad, we got to remember, Sim played fucking Warzone
for years. He's just a different breed.
is just a different breed. CJ, thank you for the sub over on the tube. Arc is great, just
a little boring right now. Yeah, I agree. Don't worry, BTR is almost here. We're almost
over this pain. I'll tell you this much though, Chad. The last time we go to the BTR, for
the next time we go to the BTR, we're running to the fucking spawn point. We're just going
to run to that checkpoint or I'll fuck this. It just sucks.
It's a scav.
No, we don't want to leave. We want to talk to the driver. We talked to the driver in order to finish this quest.
This quest is right here to go to this place right here.
I'm in raid 22. It should be here about 17 minutes.
Yeah, but we've already heard a shoe.
We know it's here.
It's not a question if it's here or not.
You're the last stop yep, I'm the last stop and the btr is not shooting anymore, which
means the guy probably got out of it, which is a nice oh
Oh, they are now at Streamer University, that's why you guys were asking me questions.
Who's going to win the BTR or SUB it?
Yeah, it just sucks.
Come on, Mr. BTR.
We just want to do the quest and I want to leave.
Look at this money.
Just waiting, boys.
money is just waiting on me to use it to get to the boat.
I did a shoreline.
So as a new player, how does the BTR providing cover fire work for?
So you basically spend like 100,000 rubles or whatever, 90,000 rubles.
The BTR goes around the map, takes you from one location to another while shooting anything
that moves.
Scavs, bosses, everything, everything dies.
And then once you get delivered, I think it gives you cover fire away from wherever it
drops you off and then you're good.
Wait, is Gigi dead?
Gigi did get hacked again?
Is that true?
I'm looking.
Oh, I mean, maybe it might just be
something that they're doing.
I don't know.
Where is the BTR Ben? Where the fuck is the BTR? This is getting ridiculous.
Shouldn't it be here soon? No it's here we know it's on the map damn it! It comes
here right for sure if it's on the map it comes here
I don't care about living they do not come I'm gonna come
This is where we should have been sitting the whole damn time
Oh!
Fire scav.
Shit.
Well, we're at 15 minutes and it's still not here yet.
Well, this sucks.
I'm actually pissed. Wait all this time for it not to come here.
Be there by fourteen minutes.
Later, PUSHER.
Later, PUSHER.
Run the BTR route?
Where do I go?
Like along this road?
Fuck the backpack. Is it along this road?
No doesn't seem like it's along this road
We're okay right now, we still have 30 minutes. I'm just like blown away. It's not here yet
You know what it was remember whenever I was like, I think I heard the BTR
I think it started here, and I missed it like we got audio
Which way does it, which way does the BTR come from?
Does it come from like through village, like this way?
Did this road that it comes through?
All right, note to self, I will never wait at that extract
or at that BTR spot ever again.
Never again, never again.
Hooray!
So now the question is, is where do I go?
Do I check and see if it's at sawmill or no?
Yeah, we're gonna reset. I just want to check it. I am officially blind. I cannot see anything.
You have merely adopted the darkness.
I was born in it.
So thank darkness a show, I lie.
Why is everything so rare?
Why is everything so red?
Well, I didn't know that there was a there was a different route that the btr couldn't go there
I would have never waited there also the first time they waited there worked
You know second time I got killed by a level
Whatever the hell with 80 hours sitting in a bush
Basically, the last hour of my time has been absolutely worthless and for nothing.
Yeah, bro, fuck the BTR, man.
It shit sucks.
Should we wait here and see if the BTR shows up here before we leave or no?
Well, it looks like that guy is probably the one who had the BTR.
of them. Why does someone have to restart the download? Tiggs, what up? Playing boy.
When we playing, bro. When we playing, Tiggs, when you lathering me up in coconut butter
and smacking my ass huh?
Yes, I'm just playing Tarkov today, yes sir, yes sir!
Yeah, we'll link, bro, hit me up.
I think I could go the rest of my life
never playing Woods again after this raid.
Thank God.
No, we've already I've learned icebreaker. I know how to clear it until I
Know how to clear it all the way to the helipad
Get through the helipad get through the low area. I don't know much about the boss
I know you just smoke the room out and hold
Oh my gosh, I have no food.
Yeah I mean lower helipads just like bro it's fucking playing zombies.
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you
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so
According on spot, okay, you guys tell me then.
I'm feeling more streamers coming to the game will bring back a lot of cheaters
Of course as a game as a game gains popularity it will always gain cheaters with that popularity no doubt
No doubt especially new players
People will come back. They'll try and play the game legitimately. They will die on repeat and then they will download cheats
Balanced it's all things should be
All right, where am I?
So we are going left, but not this way, I'm pretty sure this way is like people look
down this way and kill me, right?
tiggs just called me low skilled to be expected
me and tiggs once a time had beef we were talking shit to each other and then he posted
a picture of his car and he won that battle that's a nice ride
Bro.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I'm gonna do you like that!
Ohhhh
That was back whenever we were young bucks,
we were young, we were agile.
A 50 pounds lighter.
It was a beautiful time.
It was a beautiful time.
Okay, maybe 85.
Okay, so I just sit around here.
Obviously, on the lower side of this.
Under.
Actually, I need the left count.
Oh my gosh, I see they uh wait is that no that's that's the boss
Okay, we'll wait here.
You just got 7 million off of Icebreaker?
Holy shit.
Remember camping in the roof spot?
Uh, yeah, of course, but we would jump on top of the door, then we would jump up top
And then sit on top of the roof right inside of that area just absolutely beat the hell out of people
That's not the BTR right that's bad ass shooting the people
So is this place 80% chance as well
You aren't shooting all right too far
You got an any or an Audi belly button, I got an any that shit's like a black hole
What up, baby
Mmm, I gave the rate
Yes
yes I'm fucking wired woman
yes don't hit me with it right now I'll drink it whenever I get around to it
I get a good roof yes
I
Coke I can't
In the middle of something
I cope I raid yes chef
Where the hell is this BTR chap did y'all order the Uber
Yeah, Tiggs, I feel like I'm, like, doing something wrong.
Is this what all of you had to do for Icebreaker?
How'd you guys have the patience for this shit?
Yeah, true, I guess growing a T-Rex on the aisle did prepare me for this.
I thank us so much
It is a snooze fest I'm contemplating on doing this off-stream, but at the same time I would like to get this shit done
I'm waiting for a BTR which is this car with a gun on it and it only goes to
certain spots and if I run around I might miss it but if I sit here boring is
all hell you know you want to come to work I'll go take a break maybe go walk
around? You could stream. Maybe we have Haley take over the stream on Wednesdays.
You probably would.
Jess, excited?
I'm not doing a full day. How many hours I got you for? What's your hourly?
$2 an hour.
$2 an hour.
$2 an hour.
$2 an hour.
$500 an hour.
What the hell?
I'll give you $20 and you're going to be happy with that.
$20 an hour.
$20 an hour.
Is that the BTR?
$20 an hour.
$20 an hour.
$20 an hour.
$20 an hour.
I'll give you 20 bucks an hour. 15 if you start negotiating.
Well, we tried. Love ya.
This shit sucks, this shit sucks.
I just don't want the pity art to be here.
I want to get the quest done.
Alright, so after I do this, we talk to the BTR, I got one more thing to do, and then
I got to do all of this over for a third final time, correct?
Tiggs, you saw, I don't know if, I don't know if maybe you didn't.
Bro, it made me go and kill 30 fucking scabs on reserve.
Is it different for everybody?
No, it 10 was shoreline.
Reserve was 30.
Oh shit.
Should it have already been here?
at 25 if it's not here leave okay I have bad luck yeah no shit I'm the
the unlucky man alive.
So fuck.
You yelling at me?
Vlad and me are shut up over there.
I'm waiting for the BTR.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
gosh, I can't consider it
is a BTR tracking website, is that like...
Oh
Hey
Hey, it's me. I ordered it come on. Oh
It's so good to see you I'm coming in
We got it! We're done! We got it! We're done!
Nice! See you later, ass hoon. Get scammed, I'm gonna go on that boat and kill everyone.
Son of a bitch!
No, I do not have any plans to do this.
whatsoever on beating the story. Let me tell you where I'm at, okay? Where I'm at
is here. We are going to go make more money and level up so fast that I'm
going to be so wrecked my desk is gonna raise by five inches. That's a lot. Two
and a half inches. Once we're there and we're level 40, we have everything
unlocked. We're gonna do quests to unlock bullets. Then when we have bullets
and we have gear we are going to run around like crackheads and kill everyone.
There is nothing more that I want to do in this game.
I don't care about Kappa.
I don't care about...
Oh, to the storyline, escape Tarkov!
I will escape Tarkov by burning my fucking house down so my PC is destroyed with it.
That is the only way to escape this godforsaken place, okay?
But until then, that's all I want.
what the fuck one tapped one shot one kill
It might actually be someone in here.
Oh, shit.
Watch this.
Kobe.
What a name.
Wow.
I still got it.
I still got it.
Bitch ass, calf.
All right
It only took us six hours we got the request done not bad not bad
All right mechanic time for you to give me a million dollars
Did my game just crash?
Oh, wonderful.
What?
I ain't gonna make out to figure that out.
Yee-hoo!
Wonderful! What a great song to play in a time like right now.
Mr. Mechanic!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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Want to see why I'm hiding like that
That's why brother
Why do you know I get that
Want to see why I'm hiding like that so I go I I
Agro them by passing that line and then I walk to the right behind
That little barrel and I just sit there
So all of the the what's it called gather right here in the middle and then I peek it slowly with the flashlight on I
Smoke it. I smoke in front of that line. Maybe throw one extra just in case and
Then I sit behind the barrel
And then I slowly peek it shoot them all in the face
Okay
Oh my gosh, it's a gift it's a gift
The game even wants to see if I can do it.
The game even wants to see if I can do it.
Let's do this.
Let's do this shit.
Don't be afraid to backseat me.
I need another Zen.
I already just put a new one in, but I need another new one.
Ultimate locking in.
locking them.
When they're playing!
When the name will save you, please you know
You know
Have a good one.
Now here I go, can I see you?
LUCKEN!
We don't need this, but we're going to take it anyways.
Okay.
I was almost so bad, right down.
was the other ones
I go inside and clear.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Fuck!
I'm fed!
Oh!
Damn!
Those motherfuckers got me real bad.
Just let us pass, and you won't regret it!
done was that one two three four four dad one more
Let's clear up top first.
That all looks good, okay?
Up top is good.
this area up real quick yonder.
We should also top off these mags while we can.
Blue knife for 10 milky, okay.
Nice, another smoke.
Oh, Timoki.
I'm not going for the boss so I don't mind taking my time here on the first run.
sure I don't miss the one mill item like I did last time. Double check this. That one
one middle item? Negative. Keycard. Isn't this good?
Let X, wait where, wait where's the let X, no it's not a let X, where's the let X, oh
So we can spawn at the body and the hand, okay, no let X.
Alrighty, that's all good.
Our stems.
Holy stems, Batman.
Alrighty.
Labs too?
My goodness.
I heard a scabbo.
Okay, remember, food here if we need it.
We'll go around to the other side, talk to the guy behind the door.
door
this
In here?
No, in here.
All right, open this.
The intercom.
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
What the fuck is that guy?
They are on the deck.
Struggling South State too.
Oh
Okay, okay, I'll do it too shabby right now, we're not doing too shabby, we are doing
well yeah we're probably gonna do is I'm probably gonna take night's armor I
just a little nervous about doing anything right now this area sketches me
out
actually I think I might keep this I don't know
They say do this while we're sitting here doing nothing. All right, so we want to go like this and like this
Beautiful.
All right, time to go down.
Beautiful.
Alright, time to go down.
Well, nervous of them coming from my flank.
Behind you close that door behind you got it
I can't close this door what door
What door
That one
This one
I closed this one as well
I can't.
Faster!
I
Do you think there's any more?
it over there
Okay, I think we're good.
We're good.
We're clear.
We are clear.
All right.
Easy part over.
Now the hard part.
I do need a little bit of ammo.
You see if any of these guys have some ammo.
I'm gonna go up top go get that food as well
FMJ fucking kill me man I really don't want to use FMJ I mean I think we're
okay actually I think we're okay I think we'll grab this food up here we looted
Everything right Chad I didn't miss anything.
Kitchen got it.
Pate, nice drink right there.
the hell is this area? I don't think I've ever been over here.
all right
all righty check all these spawns
shocker you found the kitchen
What the hell does that even mean?
In his hand?
In whose hand?
Oh, what are these worth?
These worth a lot or no?
Ford, Magnet, 1G Phone,
200,000!
200,000 you say?
All right.
All right, how do I get to the next area?
Did this door? No.
This, this...
He has the key card. Who has the key card?
On the wall?
What?
To the right.
This?
I thought I died.
Let's spend them all.
Let me go peeing.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
All right.
Summit's PC wait what's happening the summit 28 minutes doing good
So Ledgehammer
Now we are we're gonna be all clear until we get to that spot right
where is that spot where's that spot at chat
Left.
To the left, to the left.
Oh shit, this is it.
Okay, so we're gonna throw this down
So the vitamins out
Good there
We're gonna search this actually throw the shit mags away for now
These are all capped that's all ready drop the MDR
Okay, so go over our plan
We're going to walk up, not past that little border.
We are going to throw two smokes at the border.
We are then going to run past that little line, turn around instantly, so not too far.
Then we are going to sit behind the barrel on the left or on the right side.
We're going to sit right there and we're going to wait for them all to run and then
we're going to wait to hear them not run anymore.
Then we are going to turn our flashlight on.
going to peek while crouched into the smoke and shoot them in the face.
Here's the only problem.
I don't have a gas mask.
Is that an issue for me?
No, that's fine, okay.
Am I missing anything?
Or even just gonna make this our seven keybond
Godspeed gentlemen, I don't think having to shut the door or shutting the door is gonna change anything because it's just me in here, but
Okay
If you crouch you will mess up the line wait do I not crouch
Do I throw from here?
We're going to go right at this line.
Is that good?
One more for good measure?
One more or no?
Are we good?
I didn't start it.
One of them moved up above me, and he's only one left.
One v one. That's what the Red Stories are about.
V1 clutch of the century
Where where
He's not down you fucking idiots he's up
Just just just just!
Yes!
Yes!
We did it!
Come on!
Woo!
Fuck yeah!
Alright!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Peasy peasy.
one-shot it. I have nobody to be a mess.
what up sexies? it's good to see you. I didn't think I was gonna make it this far.
my whole chat didn't think I was gonna make it this far either.
Whoo!
Alright!
Very good, very good, very good.
Now I think I do want to take this water.
Why not get a little refreshed after the clutch?
Why not?
I do think I want to take this.
I need these mags, but I'm going to have so much shit I'm just going to dump them now.
I have two green flares, I'm going to drop one, put the CMS kit back up there.
Okay, drop this as well.
Wonderful.
Yeah, I know my vision. I know I know I know I know
Put the rig on no no no no no no not enough storage
Let me cook boys. I got it from here. Don't you worry about nothing?
Ooh, the ultimate prize, M855A1.
Now here's the question, do I take the LV rig over what I have right now?
Yeah, okay, yes, chef, yes, chef, yes, chef, yes, chef, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
way more room
That's Nuts vision Gorgos.
I can eat the rest of this Iskra.
Reach that.
This was our 40K each, yes I know.
Put the rig in your backpack for maximum storage.
I was already going to do that.
The reason I dropped it on the ground was just because it looked cool.
Get these noodles out of here!
Okay.
We missed anything.
This guy's done.
This guy's done.
This guy is done.
This guy is done, okay?
This guy almost got away, but he did it!
He's dead!
Putting odds on.
Can't.
Drop FCPC. Stop yelling at me. I don't know what that means.
FCPC. No, I want to keep that.
Swap helmets. I guess I could. Sure.
Why not?
I'm going dark go go up top go loot the 1v1
Why is that blue? Code in room? What code?
A little loot room, okay.
phone. What's up, baby? You're going? Alrighty, I love you. Mm hmm. Yeah, I'm all good.
Just put blue up here, you can get down there. Yeah, someone's on, so I'm gonna be on for
a bit. No, you... Catriss?
What can I drop? Disappear.
No, you don't drop the pistols. Pistols are worth a ton. Alright, this is all good? All
good? Cool. Now where do we go? We're running out of time. We only got 14 minutes left.
Code on the wall. 5047. 5047.
Go down, why down, why down?
What stairs?
Five, zero, four, seven.
Food, nothing.
I wouldn't shit down here.
I don't know what to drop for this.
USPS, only 30K.
OVEX.
We'll come back, we'll be back, we'll be back.
Now we're okay right now, we're okay, we're moving not like the worst of the worst.
Wait
Wait, where do I oh the staircase
Careful careful for what nothing can be up here yet
all right oh shit
they can't push in here right they're gonna be out on the helipad
Alright, we're gonna drop these pistols here for now. Make some room for us. Alright,
this is, in my opinion, the sketchiest part. Obviously, like, the- the- what we just did
with sketchy, but this is fucking sketchy.
Do we just- do we just nade the fuck out of them like landmark does? Is that the best
way to do this. Yeah, okay. Let me search this one for this. There's those nades that
We don't have any nades when they got smokes
Might need a gas mask for this part
No, oh, thanks, oh
I love you, baby.
I love you.
I love you.
I want you to be as light as possible.
Okay, just go ahead and heal up completely and then we go.
all right now we can push up to the box completely fine but they can shoot us
through the box right we can push up to this fine correct
that's not the play oops
OUCH!
Shut up, bitch!
the
the fuck is this guy doing
We'll smoke make them run
Oh, we're clear.
We're good.
Cool.
All right
Get back back get ready to get out of here. No, I'm not clearing below fuck that
We're good. I'm happy
Got a lot of money on our first one. Let's walk into W. I
will say we
forshore wasted a
hundred plus rounds of m8 55 on
On that guy, I don't know what took him so long to die
But I will say those insanely selfish of him
That's underneath right I don't got to worry about them chat we don't have time
time to go as you now see it's a seven minutes at the top
okay that guy's done
don't walk up to me only if I had grown right
God we should have brought a larger backpack holy shit, holy shit
I can't swap I can't I can't do any rig swaps. I don't think chat
Let me know if any of these pistols are worth me making room for
Compact sixes
10CBJ, where do you see that at?
It's good, make a little bit more room.
beautiful black rig over FCPC much bigger guys I don't think I can I think
you can only have one of these fat rigs on you at a time.
true you didn't grab the night vision okay I'ma call in the helly now right here
chat right here is good. Shoot it up. Alright so you guys are saying I can take two of these.
Let's see if that's true.
Brother, how am I going to do that?
Oh, you weren't lying, but I can only fit one rig.
So I just did all that for absolutely nothing, and it does not help me whatsoever.
Where's my other rig at?
Where's my other rig at?
God, it scares me.
All right, I think we're ready. We got one extra spot open
I think we're good are we good
I think we're good get the fuck out of here
Indy
What night vision are you talking about I did not forget any night visions
You dropped it. I don't care anymore. Let's get out of here, mods!
Bro, I bet I got so much XP for that.
a profitable rate, right?
71,000 experience!
Honestly, the investment...
Oh, dude, look at that.
Oh, dude.
Dude, the experience alone is worth way more
than any amount of rubles.
Oh, baby, baby, baby.
Nice.
All right, is something ready?
He's doing keybinds, alrighty, see if I can't get him.
Um, where is summit?
Tell Summit I'm calling him on Discord.
mid-message peanut as well.
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you
you
you
you
I saw the bulb, pistol, pistol, pistol, pistol, actually keep the 5.7 so you can do the pistol
shooting quest. Am I missing anything? Sell this first. Boss? What are you talking about?
None of that for him. Are you fucking jacking my shit? Oh yeah, we don't want to sell this
to him. I'm gonna sell those to therapists I think. Fuck the blicky.
I got fuel coming up on the market fuel coming up on the market
It's 65,000.
Yes, I know it's more expensive,
but it is personally signed by me.
Go buy the fuel.
Go buy the fuel right now.
Go buy the fuel.
That's an order.
That's an order.
Actually, I need to keep these.
What else can I sell on the market?
Anything else?
No!
BAM!
That guy!
Alrighty, that's all good.
Sell these suppressors.
Sell that shit.
Sell this shit.
Sell that shit.
Sell that shit.
Sell that shit.
Sell that shit.
sell that shit, sell this shit, sell that shit, sell this shit, that shit, that shit,
that shit right there, all that shit, P22R pistol, pistol, um, gotta be careful with what
mags we sell. Although we are about to unlock some mags very soon. Holy snow cones man. Lord
knows we got enough of these mags. Fuck's sake. About 300,000. Alright, what are these?
all this. Subsonic, BCP, Green Tracer, Green Tracer, Green Tracer, Cell, Cell, Cell, Cell,
Cell, Cell, Cell, BP, that's good ammo. I don't know if, is this good ammo or no? Is this good
I am over now.
No.
Alrighty.
I can't buy any of these cases to what level 35 fucking Jesus man
Yo swole, thank you for the 10 gifted
All right, that's all good now
I wish I had a big backpack, man. It's the only thing I wish I had right now
Alrighty that's all good prepare this we are not gonna use this until we go back
Just in here for now ship balls. Oh
Nods
Injectors, we already cleared out the injectors, we're good.
Although I do want my profit too.
Alright, that's all good there.
Good there.
I'll grab the AK again.
Well, I don't think listen, I think some it's going to be if I know anything about summit.
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What's up, what's up, dude?
Bro, I heard you been going through it!
I always forget how many key binds I got a swap and shit which ones to remember and this time around
I'm just fucking I just made some new ones up. I did as well. I did I did I have been trying to get my key binds
Situated for four days, and I'm still sauce still sauce
The my big problem on all the key binds out of all everything is just I hate games
games that allow me to walk and sprint because I use fucking, I use shift for both of those
fucking binds.
Yep.
Yep.
And counter strike you walk.
You don't have to sprint and cod, you sprint, you don't have to walk and fucking talk off.
You got to do both.
You have to swap your fucking shoulder lean, you have to check what mag you have at the
same time.
Brother.
Ah.
It murders me.
right and there's a there's just a million keybonds bro
cap talk to walk is just uh disgusting it's disgusting
but gotta do it i gotta do it play to my whole talk of life not using sprint to
sprint or shift to sprint wait how have you sprinted
i toggle c what the fuck yeah it's really it's really weird yeah well
because like I said I would rather I was like fluently like I was like fluently walking you know
I mean like nice between my transition to sprint sprinting walking normal was very easy you know
I mean but I feel like I do drop a little bit of like instantaneous movement when I need it
to not get shot from like someone else like peeking the door something especially whenever
you're like dipping and diving and like dorms or shoreline that could be hard as shit
Well, I guess my question for you is, what are you trying to do, man?
You trying to go quest?
Yeah, so I'm a daisy crosser, and I'm not going to allow much to keep it on this bush.
You trying to quest?
So there's different things we can do.
There's different things we can do.
We could do the old-fashioned way, just questing.
also the new map icebreaker which I just unlocked today and we can power you level or power level
you straight through all the bullshit through there but it really just depends I'm down for anything
I just need to just need to level my stupid character right
yeah quest level them whatever however you want to do that right now yeah just quest I'm guessing we
you
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, so quality of live you can look at my gear and I can look at your gear on the left side
I'll tell you, Tim, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, if I just don't get shot, you know.
I mean, listen, this is the beautiful thing about late white, bro, we kill one guy, you're
juice to the absolute gills, you know?
I guess she was big toe off.
Take that shit!
Take it!
I think you'll like it though, man.
We just gotta get through the bullshit.
We gotta get level 25 is whenever
the game really opens up level 25 they've restricted the the flea market
I should have said that maybe maybe he he didn't hear me he's he don't know what
me we won't bring it up again that's not that fuck holy shit already in what
You're in already? I'm not even in yet.
Oh, okay.
See you.
One second, connecting to the mainframe.
Let's ride.
the
only F of the Batman give me a second I'm fucking sitting down my
fucking ball sack here uh...
I
Brought us on 50 field of view brother. Yeah, that sucks only I can see
I'm going towards custom going yeah
All right, this is a really dangerous spot they can on toggle. Yeah one shift. Yeah
Yeah, really dangerous spot they can be to our left they can also go up in the building
Hopefully get past
We can do it right over here
I can look through these windows behind us. I just want to get the sniper hill
It's a jump up almost yeah, it's kind of finicky
Yeah student this bush up there or down there, whatever
All right. I did it. I did it.
We got an MDR suppressed behind us at our UAF
The audio is really really good now, so we're just gonna walk it out
People can hear us from far as shit with the right headphones
Okay
I'mma go in through the bathroom, I don't know why this game defaults you on your main
weapons 2-3 and your fucking pistols 1.
is already open. I hear a cleanup crew there above us. It's finicky. It's a
Japanese? Yeah, he might have to.
Your second floor? Yeah, he's clear.
I'm dead first floor he peeked up
I did not think I was gonna be running into a player at the end of that
I expected a scavenger in the corner he's at the end under the stairs yeah
Yeah, heard.
What are you doing?
Fuck.
First game shooter sniper is really good.
It's a sniper so beware of my friend.
It's a sniper what was his name?
I got a bitch or something.
Oh, not that guy.
He's been waiting this whole time.
Isn't that guy used to stream stuff like fucking music?
He did.
It's the same Lady Gaga guy that would play Lady Gaga music
as he was streamed set up here.
It's not like someone who you guys have seen all the time.
No, I haven't seen him at all, not once.
Well on the first run that be fucking kidding me
Lady Gaga
You could you couldn't have waited till you played the game for longer than five fucking minutes
Did he really kill some it and then run
Oh, no way you did that, bro.
I think this guy literally killed you and then fucking ran
Yeah, I think that's what he did before too.
All right, well, you got a hide screen.
That's so crazy.
I think it's more of a personal sniper than like an actual community sniper.
I'm not kidding you.
I haven't.
Huh.
Son.
Oh.
Terrible peak.
Well, bad peak by me.
I thought I was going to settle right between the staircase and I settled on the staircase.
Feels bad, bro.
Oh
That was him that was that was the stream sniper
That was the same guy who killed you just killed me as well
All right
Time to hide screen. Oh, yeah, we're back baby
We are back. Whoo. Whoo
What a weird guy
What a weird guy. I don't think I was making out of that raid. He knew I was going to be able to kill him with the gun I was running.
So he played outside knowing that that was the only chance of me or him losing.
Literally at all was for me to take an up close fight with him. So he just was going to wait until I left the building and kill me.
Feels bad. Feels bad. Feels bad.
Well, that'll happen it's nice having icebreaker though because in my mind it's like even
if I die like we can just go to icebreaker and make money so not a big deal at all which
is nice.
It's like a breath of fresh air no matter what we're good, you know.
That'll happen, yeah, it'll happen.
Little weirdos, that's insane man.
We haven't had any of that since we came back.
Summit's first raid, he has the fucking stream sniper in there, that's fucking nuts man.
Holy shit.
For those who don't know the lore, that guy, Stream Snipes Summit, religiously, when last
time he played Tarkov, we're talking like nine hours a day.
Same name.
He used to like walk up to him and play Lady Gaga music as he ran him down.
He's a good player, but he just Stream Snipes, man.
He loves, he loves Summit, he lives the 1G.
maybe don't want you ready, I'll hide the screen to get us in there, probably going to just
mix it up.
you
you
you
you
you
I need that setting where all my shit's on at all times and my UI just goes away.
i give it to you after this read
also
getting a bit of sense of the system
i had a lamar gave me his
I'm sure he got a fucking notion burn all that sort of thing.
Bad ship.
I thought I heard something in front of us, careful.
So, we take two stride first.
Don't forget while we're here, I think we just need to let the map pan out a little
bit.
We've got to go back across the street.
Yeah, for sure.
for sure. Third three story bottom door is closed right now. I think if we run over we
We might actually be first ones in if you want to.
Want to?
Sure.
Careful bathroom side, something I'm nervous about.
They are here. Let me just need this.
She's there. Clean up crew.
I just killed Jim.
Yeah, I should have told you I was on the third story and I was just coming back.
Well, first TK of the, uh, of the sesh, that's so fucking brutal, something I'm so sorry.
I'm not used to having like crazy comms like that, necessity.
I'm so sorry, man.
What'd they do to my boy?
What'd they do to my boy?
What'd I do to my boy?
all right listen this one doing I'm taking the gear set from one of these
cats I'm bringing it to you next raid
Fuck!
Look at that dude, hey you're gonna have a scar with 60 rounders next right, look at that
Jared.
There you go.
That's a good shot though.
It's a good shot though.
Dude, well the problem is I knew that once I killed him, they were all gonna fucking
rush me.
And sadly, yeah like I said, I'm bad coms, I forgot how serious the coms needed to be
in that place.
Well at least I mean you can see like the ammo these guys are rocking again we
just get you out alive one time fucking set
If you want summit, maybe do scavenal customs and run straight to dorms and see if you
can get some cleanup crew loot might be worth or not to clear
red wait say it again clean up crew on scabs maybe if you don't want to wait if
you want to wait this fine I don't care just I want to keep you waiting yeah I've
no care what it what is this cleanup crew shit like clean up crew it's it's an
event it's an event that's going on right now it's a hundred percent spawn rate
Every time we go to dorms, they're gonna be here. They're gonna be
Juiced every single time so if you play scab or PMC you can just run here and always get loot like no matter what you're gonna
Get juiced
Okay
I'm almost done and I will be out of here
I'm so mad, fuck!
All right, I'm gonna have a scar for you.
I'll put a suppressor on it. I got armor. I got a rig.
I have a lot of shit. Yeah, now, now.
I already looted it bitch!
Alrighty, I'm out.
Good sheet, good sheet.
Let's just gather up real quick.
Yeah, let's do it.
Good raid boys, we killed our friend. It is what it is.
Yeah
Go to the dentist ASAP if you broke something in your mouth trust. All righty, you ready
Go underneath the game settings first, top three, doesn't matter, quick slots, always
shown, stamina and stance, always shown, health condition, always shown, health color scheme,
Polychrome, highlight available operations, everything.
Priority window, auto.
Double click item use and rate only.
Vaulting over obstacles, hotkey.
Continuous med kit healing enabled.
Auto add, none of that matters.
Task item warning enabled.
Quest item search assistance also enabled.
Head bobbing point or 0.2. I play max FOV. Auto RAM cleaner unchecked. Only use physical cores
checked. Malfunction notifications checked. Everything else unchecked. Unless you want to do
streamer mode then check that as well. Graphics. Obviously screen resolution whatever aspect ratio
So 16.9, screen mode, borderless, monitor, your monitor, v-sync off, overall graphics
quality, custom, texture quality, ultra, shadows, medium, LOD, two, overall visibility, 1500,
clouds high, volumetric lighting, low.
What about your anti-aliasing?
TAA high. Can't even go low and volumetric, I guess I'll go medium. It might be because,
I don't know, probably something later. Clouds high, volumetric low, NVIDIA DLSS balanced.
The LSS preset, K. HBAO, high, SSR, medium, Annie, off, NVIDIA, off.
Sharpness, 0.1, Lobby, FPS limit, 120, Game, FPS limit, 144.
Good, high quality color unchecked, Z blur unchecked, area light instancing checked,
aberrations unchecked, noise unchecked, grass shadows unchecked, streets of Tarkov, lower
texture resolution mode checked.
And that's it.
for better FPS on streets. Yeah.
Yeah, these guys have to fucking add crazy settings.
No post effects.
And then, of course, everything else is good.
I think so, my game.
Oh, fuck. Yeah.
You opened up Tarkov the first time my comp froze
Welcome back welcome back. I listen man. You know how much push me off Daisy
Yeah, bro the fucking the grenade launcher shit. I told you about that. Yeah, you told me when you got in here
I saw the clip to absolute shit out of all three of those people. You're the one who dies by the way
Bro, they both got down to red to the they both died in the afterward because they're
Well, I'll tell you man
The thing about that map is you're good you're questing so like you can be a little if they if someone has if you get
Information on someone's loot like bozo is telling us like he's like if even if someone kills you
You know what loot you had so you kind of know what step they might be going to next
You can possibly try to snowball off the very people that killed you right
Do you know about stream sniping on that, bro? They know exactly where you're about to go next
They know exactly what part of the question gets a GL goes and logs out there. You know what I mean?
Wait, just wait wait so you think away two days three days you're there they're logging in
Yes, and then you try to do you hear what happened you hear what happened to me on the aisle?
No, bro, they the some some hackers some cheaters
They learned how to go into the config and make small things like fish the size of the map to lag it out
On top of that. Yeah, let me cue us on by you so I can cue into scav on top of that
They started getting slammed with DDoS right so I'm hitting these guys up
I was strange type like three or four times like the most like I would sit there
Okay, grew a t-rex. The t-rex grows anywhere from 18 to like 26 hours. It takes to grow a t-rex to full-size
Okay, so I sat there for 17 hours growing this t-rex walk to the northern pond
Two stegos are sitting in the bushes
Perfectly to where I'm walking. I go to walk between the bushes both of them pop out kill me instantly 17 hours gone
So then cheaters were playing Herreras, those little tree dwellers, they would jump down
and they had a cheat that would bite me at the speed of light and instant kill me.
As like a baby.
They were babies and I was full grown.
There was another cheater that had a, that had those plain staggo that had like a go-go
gadget longer tail cheat.
So you couldn't tell that he was cheating other than watching back the footage and seeing
that his tail was so much longer than it was supposed to be.
But they were DDoSing the servers as I was getting primed.
So now whenever you grow, you have to go to certain areas
and when you get primed, you can grow larger.
If you miss prime, you might as well kill the dinosaur.
It's not worth growing anymore.
So they were waiting for me after 14 hours growing a T-Rex.
They DDoSed the server right as I got primed
to try and make me not get primed.
I got primed, then they sat in my stream for five hours
until I got in my first fight and DDoS the server the second I got in the fight.
And the worst part is I'm like talking to these admins and I'm like guys this is what's
going on whatever and they're like oh we don't know that for sure.
I'm like if I missed you know Prime after growing for 15 hours can you guys help me
out we don't typically do that sorry.
Damn.
Okay so I'm fucked.
Sounds good man.
So I had to quit.
I had to stop playing.
talk off. Yeah I feel that. The downsides of streaming video games. There it is! There
There it is.
Let's rock.
Game play.
Out the window.
Where you at, foe?
Not in yet.
Got you.
Not in yet.
Gotcha.
Yo, King, think of the three months.
A, think of the five months.
Swole, thank you again.
We have choices.
I think I just heard shots at Crack House.
we can go to the dorms, whatever you think.
Oh bro, he's spawned right next to Rashalos guards, there's people taking it.
Oh my gosh, there's people at Skeleton as well.
This is not good.
We have people all around us, Rashalos guards inside the compound, there's also players
to your right skeleton with the suppressant for I'm right next to you
underneath the train I'm gonna get in this train I'm gonna get in it do it do it do it do
it I'm gonna go underneath you they might have just killed that player with a grenade launcher
the
get a kind of wishes
that's how you move an act
they're inside the building
We just got chill.
Alright so on that building, they're running out of the building, the building that we
spawned next to, they're in there right now and they were just peeking the door, so they're
They're in there right now.
Gotcha, like if I was looking toward the pole,
I'd see a black hole in that one.
Yeah, yep.
I just ran out.
I think they ran out.
You heard that?
good luck
can you move over there?
Yeah, they ran out this way you want to hunt these guys
What the fuck are fucking shotguns in the show?
Fuck yeah.
They killed that scab in front of us.
See something there? Scabbo.
I think these guys just ran towards extract.
No, we could do.
Probably a player, Scav, getting killed or killing.
I think we go straight to dorms right now
and go and get the cleanup cruise gear.
Buck these guys.
Yep.
Oh, I heard a jump to my left.
Someone might be in this building.
Scav?
Another Scav?
Which means...
Another scav?
I wonder if that dude got killed from that grenade launcher, the scav shot?
We don't see anything in dorms. Let's say we go back towards skeleton and see if there's something there
You should um you should look into maybe uh do an icebreaker. Icebreaker is the new
PvE map that you can do like on our regular Tarkov character and if you can clear just
to the helipad it's 70,000 experience. If you clear all the way through I think it's
like 200k it's like the way to power level past all the bullshit
there's something here I'm second with you player actual player yeah player
with a good gun. End of the hall.
I'm going to go find him.
I'm below his door. It's closed.
He's dropped his back. He's geared geared.
I'm gonna shoot this stuff up in his legs.
I have a grenade.
Throw it in that window. Might go to get him.
Throw it down the hallway, okay?
Yeah
In my chest
Made
Is he at the end of the L? He's at the L. I'm gonna beat the end on you, okay? Yeah
He's looking at me a bit.
I'ma swing this motherfucker.
Get ready to trade.
You ready?
I'm already looking.
I'm here.
He's at the right.
On the right side.
I missed.
I missed.
Reloading.
Reloading.
He's one.
He's one.
He's one.
He's one.
How is he alive?
no
how is he alive how is he alive bro bro a shot of his fucking head and he taped it
oh my gosh I sprinted I sprinted one too many steps
five hundred and seven damage
dealt to armor. 507. I should have
just shot him in the legs. You
would have died. But his fucking
helmet tanked it off. I can't
believe it. 130. I did 134 to me
absorbs 278. Dude, what kind of
armor is he wearing, bro? Oh my
god. If that's me, I die 100%.
I have you a mk16. I'ma grab your helmet. I'm just gonna bring you everything in from the raid. I killed you
Dude, I can't believe you live that's
It's hard to be mad about that one I just got Tarkov it is what it is it is what it is just fucking Tarkov
Just Tarkov the GGs of GGs
What'd you say you bring outside um bring it back back bring it back back I got I got everything else
Oh my gosh, I'm just probably CBJ on the fucking trojas
Another cool thing, I don't know if you saw this already, you know you can't put ammo
in your butt anymore, right?
you
you
you
you
you
It's before you do anything.
You always want to stop bleeding.
Do you have a heavy bleed stop the heavy bleed if you have a light bleed stop the heavy bleed then the light bleed or stop the light bleed
You can't do shit until that is figured out
Take that bag as well and then gun on the ground
Alright we have a spawn in front of us at old gas that could run into this building gotta be ready for that
Oh my gosh, it scared me.
If you want, we can just kind of just me through here to your left, set up a little ambush
for these guys.
As they run in, we just blast them.
I should have already been here.
Let's keep on moving.
You stay on the floor here, I don't know if that's what you want.
Stay on the floor, move left side.
Big gunfight happening in the forest.
Someone got marked in front of us in the tree line.
I think so, I forget.
And they're going to be right up, literally right in front of us.
Right in front of us.
Literally right in front of us.
Dead?
Yep, it's on.
See the guy he killed as well. That was him
All right, let's do it and scoot that guy
Yeah, we already live this guy it is oh
Get in them pockets son get in them pockets
15 homeskill it
I
Get a armory rig
Five and a five in it. I should take that. I'm gonna keep what I got here. I think
Yeah, I swap out plates in the middle of a fucking raid. Let me see. Yes, you can drop your armor
Put the plates in your backpack and then drag the plates on those armor spots
So you have a level 4 back plate you should replace that with the level 5 plate in his rig or in his armor
That's I think I did I'm 5-5 on his now. Okay, beautiful
Just check his pockets and I'm good to go. Okay, take the rig where the armor that's over yours
You know where the armored rig over is now because this shit's here as much. It's like a 5 and a 4 child. I'm good. I
actually really like that actually one of my favorite armors is a crosser with
updated shit
oh it's got it it's fucking got it it's so fucking good
how are you looking for loot is it like a reset angle or not
absolutely I'm so fucking fat and all that every time I do something
alright cool come over to me always reset off of a little dub here
How's that 20,000 on the ground dropping? I'm dropping 20k come here
There you go on the ground right of your feet
Got it. All right fuck out of here
Little dubs, bro, that's it little dubs
I mean you can kind of see the
Directly in front of us
directly in front of us.
I don't know where my bullets are going. He's right side wall, he's lit his fuck, I'm dead. I don't understand what just happened.
Good luck
Guys, I don't know what more I can do
I I truly I don't know what just happened to me
Can't shop for different thing now 14 hit count I can somebody can somebody clip that I want to see what just happened
That's the second time
I'm getting told that you're gun jammed in nuclear jam what you gotta be kidding me
ah fuck I throw a button I use price L price L shift T L shift T that's the one thank you
sir yes sir you got this bro you got this
Probably got shot from a different side. Yeah, so I think there's two story and
downlay that guy has to be like obliterated so I don't think he's gonna
push you anytime soon. Yeah, I can't tell you how many times I shot that guy.
It's fucking unbelievable. Good luck.
Yeah, all I have is blind shots on them.
I was kind of shooting through the grass a little bit.
When you see the clip of what just happened to me, you'll understand there's no help
of me.
I don't know if I can help myself.
I have no choice but to just wrap left here.
I have no choice but to just wrap left here.
I'm having a hard time seeing like medium distances, and she's blurry to me.
You have the clip?
Let me watch this shit real quick.
See if I got Tarkov?
That was a me problem.
right in front of us
nice
You guys my my crosshairs on his fucking head like the entire time I'm shooting
Such as a scab
First ones are misses sure and then these
He hits me bounces me off. I'm on him. I'm on him. I'm still on him
We gotta go I'm still on him shit, right? I'm still on him
I'm on his head and the bullets are going anywhere but his head
Ah man, that's why you gotta use, hey, that's why you use scopes, that's why you use scopes.
I think what that was, was every time I would trace to his face, he would bounce me by shooting
my arm and I would bounce off and then I'd get back on him and he'd bounce me and he
just kept bouncing me, like, I feel like if that guy were to buy a fucking lottery ticket,
he would win the Powerball.
That's what that was.
Yeah, I agree. I need to run better optics. That's so fucking brutal, man.
This is this guy, oh man.
Chad, I can't buy a scope, I only have one and I have to use that for icebreaker.
I can't buy a scope because Nikita is a fat idiot and has it to where you can't buy shit
until you're level 40.
Hence why we're doing icebreaker for nine hours tomorrow.
I mean I'm fat too but I'm not as dumb as Nikita, oh wait.
Yeah, there's, they're nading my body. Summit wins these, bro. Listen, if there's one thing
I know about Summit. He gets in flow state very quickly.
Thank you Rush to a little bit. Yeah, you heard too. There was one to the left, one
to the right. Yeah, I kind of get used to the audio a little bit there, but I feel a little
better about that round. I feel like the controls are coming back to me a bit. Oh yeah. I like
this. I like the shift of strength of this game. A little wiry, a little wiry. I feel a little clunky.
Sorry if your viewers have to watch that shit. I'm gonna apologize, bro. Let's just gather on
Yeah, yeah, we love that let we have five minutes until next gap
I say we gear up get our stuff situated and then we go scab
Just watch the clip watch the clip of my death and you'll feel better about anything that just happened to you
I mean that guy peppered them right? Oh, bro. I I
Don't even know I think I peppered them. I also think I might have missed like I don't know
I don't know. All I know is I had 14 hit count and the first guy
Guy didn't probably three bullets. So probably 10 plus shots. I hit him with
Yeah
Alright, alright, alright, let's do this again. Let's do this again
Scavada, let's go fucking get a load out and then we go and we used a note
I could have walked out of there just taking some loot
I figured I would walk back and like try to at least protect your loot or at least just get a fight, you know
100%
Yeah, I wouldn't worry too much about getting like if I die. I'm broke, too
Don't get me wrong, but loot is so easy to come by now man. Like it really doesn't matter
Hey two quests done beautiful
Two quests done not too shabby
.
Yeah, but they're fucking I agree. I'm just fucking I heard you watch some video some AI video where I killed you much
I just giggle it man
I was just you know because a lot of people they you know
I got a lot of new people here, so they don't know about about the good old days
They don't know about us Jared. You know, they don't know. I don't know. We were forged in the Tarkov lobbies
I got to get some skillios brother. I said it. I feel better with these keybinds. I'm actually kind of pumped about it
I've said it a couple times today, and I'm not just saying it so you play the game. It's it's the truth
This is the best version of Tarkov that I've played since like last probably two and a half years
And you know me I quit after
The Q times are fixed Q times. Yeah, nice
few times are nice gunplay feels nice the they redid like how all the guns
work so you don't have to build like an uber meta gun anymore like gun stock are
usable for the most part you could spray him and shit yeah yeah yeah bro like
if your gun wasn't meta your first you're fucked
and you have to just like hold it,
you just have to spray through it.
Yes, bro, yes, yes, I do know what you mean.
And luckily it's not that way.
My only complaint, and I told Chad I wasn't gonna tell you
this, but I'm gonna tell you it anyways.
So I can't just suck Nikita off without telling him
he's a big fat idiot as well.
The only complaint I have is the market.
So they've restricted the flea market.
Level 15 your market is different than level 25 and level that yeah, so that's my only complaint because I mean brother
I'm I'm level 20. Whatever. I still can't buy fucking mags
You know the thing now what I get out of it though is less wiping more seasonal base
They probably want your progression to go slower. They do you know about the
Curving off of you know, they're curving it off of guys like pigs and stuff right there like a great slow these motherfuckers
down you know yeah agree I invited you back but that that's literally it man
that's that is literally the only complaint I have I I've been really
enjoying it I feel like it's old-school Tarkov again the movement feels good the
way it's a little brutal play anyways in a month wait is he's gonna be like
different yes like how's that work completely different character it's
scary yeah I might be a little scary I'm not gonna lie cuz you split your
player base pretty heavily like that. That's a very crucial that they, you know, I think
the player base is really good right now. If they have this type of player base and the
updates good, I think they'll be fine. But yeah, I agree. I think they should do something
like, I thought, what's the arc Raiders? That a good idea for seasonal shit, to be honest,
like, you can delete your character if you want to, but you don't have to type shit.
You know, I agree because I just like you can have your seasonal character still playing within the world of the normal world and like it like a prestige, but it's just I don't think I just don't like the idea of splitting the player base to be honest with you.
That's scary to me.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I am a warcraft warcraft has like 17 different ways you can play our game now.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I'll fuck it.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
I'm gonna be real. I shit talk the PvE mode the icebreaker event. I'm I love it
I think it's awesome, and it's so like there's cheese strats that make it a lot easier
But it's difficult enough to wear, you know, bro. We had one raid. Oh my gosh
We had a one ray of PvE can go into your PvP character in the PvE. Yeah
Is it chill or is it like fucking? Oh, bro. It's fucking it's crazy man. What misstep you die?
One misstep you're cooked right literally you open up the first door, bro
You open up the first door to enter the building or the enter the boat and the first thing you come across is night one of the goons. Oh
That's craziness. Okay. Yeah, here's your grenade launcher, bitch
Yeah, so you come across you come across night and then you clear the first floor
You have to clear the second floor then you walk over and there's like a little tech that you do which I know you'll enjoy
But you have to throw a smoke at the ground
Let the scabs kind of or let the raiders like get in a circle and then you slow peek them and kill them all
Hopefully and if one or two escapes
You're fucking in for it. Good luck
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm kind of fucking ready we hear the shots I think they're at the worms hello my friend
scared me hello my friend there's a guy on the outside of the wall
He didn't want to call back to me, he is hit like four times, I'm dead, great run, he's
lived over, yeah yeah he's lit lit lit lit lit lit, if you jump over that wall he's in
like the second bush along that wall will be like midway away from you it is
fuck
okay yeah hit five times summit five times
Once you look along that wall, it's going to be in the bush along the wall to the left.
So far there.
Maybe he went in.
Possibly.
He has a blood trail on the ground.
Possibly.
He hit the blood trail on the ground.
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
Where the fuck you see the blood trail? It was right behind you first bush along the wall. Fuck you see the blood trail.
See your fucking blood? Okay, looking.
See your fucking blood? Okay, looking. He had it gone in. It's letting no rust go.
Yeah, I agreed. He had it gone in. It's letting no rust go.
Yeah, I agreed.
isn't good so it's about to get trashed
I'm pushing that bush, it's going to be a fucking nightmare.
You can go around that wall to your right and go through the big opening.
Yes, that's true.
You can go around that wall to your right and go through the big opening.
Yes, that's true.
Yo, I have someone to say fuck this guy.
Go loot the SVD and go to dorms.
Where the fuck did he go?
Oh that screen is worth it?
I mean I love it.
Just sucks when they have to do the restarts.
Alright, hear me out.
If you don't find them in here, fuck all of this shit.
move my body grab the sdd go loot apartments or dorms
go loot apartments or dorms
What the hell you go man?
What the hell you go man?
I have a SVD you could use in case there is a player in dorms might be better than the
shotgun.
No way this fucking dude is about to let you get off me bro.
He looted him.
He looted you.
The son of a bitch.
I
It's awesome. I just died like crazy guys. I listen man
Hi, this is like when you and your boys play man. You don't care about winning or losing. You just care that your homies having a good time
That's where I'm at. I just want some of it to enjoy himself. So we continue playing this game together
And they're right just like I want boosts if you enjoy boosts though
That right yeah
And we just want some of the wind but some of you play the game with us and then we got some
Let me try the boat and let me try the boat.
I do, cause I do, cause I do, cause yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, boy.
Yeah, kill him.
Smoke that motherfucker, smoke him.
That's not a scav, that's a scaven, pretty sure.
Careful, bro, he has a TV, what, wait, is that not a TV 110?
That's a TV 110, I think that's one of them.
And he has a good gun.
I mean, it's up to you, but if that's, if that's me, I'm smoking that motherfucker.
Who's your shot, though?
I don't care about this type of rap and shit chat, not no lie.
Who you want? Your mom will be home soon. You can just do whatever you want.
Chat, I'm gonna take my dog out real quick and grab a caffeinated drink. I will be right back.
Watch Summit and shut up!
I have to change my keyboard, I think I'm not.
This guy's got a rep action now, there's no pun on.
Yeah, whatever.
Man, I don't really know what to do here.
I guess I'll just dip.
There's someone else here though for sure.
Oh, you son of a bitch, why didn't you tell me that?
Oh my god!
I'm on fucking I'll stress it out over here dude I'll take your Ketter because I'm broke
I'll take your duffel bag
this guy totally was gonna kill me bros
you could tell by the way he was leading
shampoo and shit you know what i'm saying
that's what good scab is, deadly scab here
it's gonna be another scab, we gotta go man
Fuck dude.
You're not supposed to eat, man.
Let's just eat, fuck it.
How did I eat that by accident?
What do I do about this scab? I don't want to keep losing rep.
He's looting downstairs. I should be okay.
Good enough. Let's go.
Dude, I'm forgetting my keybinds. I'm double-clicking shit,
because of fucking Daisy man I double click the shit to loot it I eat a fucking can of
spaghetti whatever the fuck tuna pretty sure I have an actual mag here
I
Did a little shaky little shaky keybinds a little off everything's I got to change my my right click to
To hold I think toggle is
Not my favorite
Let me pick it up good I don't think you have both right
it's off to have both do I get to take that if I see a fire nowadays chat or no
No.
Okay, so I thought.
All right, we go to the next.
Honestly, I'm down there.
If I can find bullets for this, or if I can have bullets for this, this gun's pretty
cool.
All right.
This is a big run for Summit now.
I hope it's fucking well. It's a little bit crazy. It's it's dope, though
Doggos are down
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You're not gonna get it.
Resurgence.
Influx.
I don't have a lot of bullets for this.
I have a decent amount.
We'll see how this goes.
SR3M.
Got it.
Got it. That's a
Val ammo correct
Yeah, have nine is disgusting
Yeah, I mean, it's what it came with so I figured I was gonna use it. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's one tap to the head is dead
I'd brother. I love a pistol for
Scavs, I probably
Yeah, I'd love to give you ammo don't have any
It's okay. Don't stress. I'll just like I said, I'll pull up. I'll do some scab
Uh, scat pistol.
Sounds good.
What do you need to do again?
You need the unknown key?
Uh...
I have the unknown key.
I need to go to the little thing.
Oh, that's not in dorms.
That's in that little warehouse.
Yeah, oh shit
Yeah, yeah, okay if we get a good spot
Yeah, let me give you these double A's real quick
I
Will say it's very nice
Coming from Daisy dying and being able to go into my stash and just grab another gun, you know
Oh
That's what was so heart wrenching about yesterday. I was just like it's like cuz I'm think cuz it's like
People were saying oh, you're gonna do this and they go to tar coffee. It's gonna happen
It's like yeah, but the difference is they can steal a max of 40 minutes, you know exactly like and in Daisy
This guy just took 15 hours from me
Mm-hmm like that that I'm I'm just uh even if he was dream sniping
the GL in my opinion just it doesn't belong in a game like that brother you
know what maybe the mace rating and shit like that the base building itself but
in a full blown survival server like that one there's no way a GL should ever
exist go on though one of the things that made me not like they say number one
you know every time we do the server I always underestimate like what it's just
It's so hard because you're just never going to have the daisy feel in a pop-up server.
I've come to that belief, at least in daisy.
You're just never going to have that natural flow, that natural, like anything, whenever
you have new players.
And then you get, like, the daisy sweats.
So I go up to Needle.
No business being there, but I kill two people.
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Be broken I can
Another thing that they did quality of life normal PKs don't drain water anymore
Yeah, you asked for that fucking three years ago, I have audio left
careful there
Oh, don't get me wrong chat. I love the taste of monster and I love the taste of Red Bull. Trust me
I love it. It's like people who can't eat bread
Because they got that gluten shit
And they still do it anyways and just deal with it. That's what I do. I drink energy drinks
I love them. I grew up on energy drinks, but I can't do it too often
One a day maybe but mainly it's like one or two a week
It also doesn't help that on Adderall as well, described by my doctor.
Got players in front of us, suppressed.
I'm not that fat!
Not that fat.
Noss?
Bro, literally all of them.
That shit you get a circle K in the gas station all of it. I love it all. I'm a fiend, bro
Love energy drinks always have always will
All right, your shit is right there
So what's cool about that is is that is the quest locator so you know how you sit there and you have those like it spawn here
It's spawn there. It's hot and cold and it shows you where it's at
We just leave this last couple buildings and see if they did get a hit and then we're doing it.
Agreed. That's what I was thinking as well.
I don't know. It's a huge metal stairs sometimes.
Agreed.
and
gas station. Yeah, some shit going on at gas station.
I just know that my whole fucking backpack, oh.
Attack 30, okay?
Tell me more, tell me more.
Charge, or...
Ready?
That door is closed, that door is closed.
Looks good. I'll loop this side from the loop the other side.
Yes, sir.
really Ram is that much holy shit okay I'll grab some
What's making RAM go up that much?
Are you sure you guys aren't talking about the new RAM?
Oh, they're making it like it is IRL.
That's funny.
That's actually so funny
All righty, I'm back on first floor
Like I'm kind of
Doing some of the old-school key lines with the new I'm gonna change my tack from T to something else got you
They say no game this is real life my life depends on this
Yes.
at the bottom of these stone stairs opposite side of where you went through.
A daisy player to hang in Tarkov?
A weak.
They're very similar games.
I didn't hear what you said about it.
What did you say?
stairs I'm down here
well means easy nice little quest run yeah also make sure you grab Ram Ram
goes for about 80,000 per stick which I just told me.
Yeah, if I don't have access to the fever, I know.
No, to the therapist.
What?
That's just straight to therapist?
Yeah, supposedly, Chad's telling me there's some AI shit in labs and whatever the fuck.
P. P. Ammo take that deal 545.
It's pretty decent for where I'm at.
Absolutely.
Got a bonkast key, I don't remember what that's for.
Portable bonkast, that's a class key.
Yeah, I think my side was blue as well.
Okay, ready to rumble.
Did you see it?
Nice little quest run boys, hell yeah.
When the first day this event came out I tried to do this quest.
I died for six hours trying to get this shit done.
Shoot me in the leg.
Thank you.
What was that for?
My damage resistance levels.
I forgot about that.
Oh, it's so funny you remember that I didn't even remember that
Technically we're supposed to be searching just bags and shit, too
Listen chat doesn't know about the days when we would off stream fill our
Docs cases
With SS drive SAS drives because they actually had weight and we would load into the run we would run across the map
Max out our strength for the raid and then go into the dorms or go into the resort and try in PvP and
Smokey
Found a blue key card doing that and we were fucking pissed because me and you never found shit. Yeah, it's fucking balkers
Yeah, you can go on a key run you can or you can just go you can just run straight there and jump off the apartments and run again
Yeah, I was doing that to you like like like off stream be watching you two videos
Fucking s s drive drives in the hand. Just fucking run all the way there jump off
And then we told people about it and we would go to shoreline there to speak dead naked people
From them jumping off the coast of so
It was a good strat, we got our shit backs quick.
But man Arcady took a hit that wipe.
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Thank you.
So chat I'm pretty sure tomorrow I might be taking the day off and then we're going to
do maybe a night time stream tomorrow with P but I'll keep you guys updated in the discord.
I got some fam here and I'm trying to go and hey is that a penis?
is for sure a penis. Anyways, I got some fam so I'm gonna hang out then but we're
still gonna stream just at night time with P. You got some stuff playing tomorrow as well.
Are you shooting? Uh no, not me shooting, I'm outside though, waiting for you. Okay,
What's going on?
We'll check these computers back here, bro.
Yeah, there's a van.
Yeah, there's a van. It's right here.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Alright, video card out to bat.
They're not worth much nowadays, right?
SSD, make the little US dollar.
US dollar.
I'm good.
Do the dorms! Do the dorms!
Do the dorms.
Jesus those semi-modes. My gosh.
Chat, I don't want to hear nothing.
We streamed for 16 hours the other day.
instantly got up at the crack of dawn, streamed another nine hours, and then
today we got another nine and a half, probably 11 hour a day. Shut the hell up!
God forbid a goopa goes to the beach, God forbid!
God forbid I go see the sun, go have a couple of drinks, couple of brusquies, a
a whale needs his ar- is that a whale needs his water?
you just call me a fucking whale?
I was gonna check this fucking tank right here
bruh I remember that stupid key
that stupid key
always check this and then you pulled it
some things you'll never forget
it's better not to jump there and just to fucking
just to take the
I'm gonna barge in and open the door.
Maybe.
All right, we're hoping for one of these guys staying up and dead PMCs on the ground.
Oh, shh, that's a player.
Wait, what's up, left?
I'm dead mother fucking bitches. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead
There's two players two players camping in there one that thinks in that window and then the other ones farther
Yeah, they were both they were both apartments. I think yeah two story just sitting there
Damn it. Yeah, just players level 42
5,000 hours just camping in two story
Johnny the Joker
Nighthawk 10.
Hey, scavron, that's why we do it.
Almost had channel one.
There's lucky I'm still kind of sketchy on my settings,
that's all.
You'll get used to it.
You don't get to use do it.
All right.
Welcome back.
He parlayed a walk with a lunch or a din din.
Love you.
Well, all righty, you ready?
You need, yeah, said
what keys do you need again?
I forgot what you said.
You three or three, I have three or three.
You bring bunkhouse.
Oh, yeah, I got to grab it real fast.
I think.
Portable bunkhouse key, I think
All right, I have one as well just in case for some reason yours doesn't work
Yep, I'm still
I
Have it, I think I have it we're good
Word thank you for the prime you got you bring up. Yep. I got it. I
Think let me just double check one more time
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Okay, two days ago, I just kept getting head shot at, so I put a wrist tee on.
The very next raid after I put the wrist tee on, I got one tap by a 338 AP Lapua on the
bridge.
Yeah, let's do that.
Piece of fucking shit.
Yeah, there they go.
All right, we got an enemy.
There they go.
Alright, we got an MP9 up ahead.
Something like an AK as well.
People like to camp on these trucks with shotguns.
I
Remember why I put one point out why is that I guess fuck are you lagging right now? No
Oh
That just remembered randomly I
Quit because whenever I loaded in I was one of the first people who got to open the game
And then I got bugged and I couldn't get off of ground zero for four hours
I've seen the video.
Mmm, the Nikita special.
Would you like some calamari with that dish of shit?
Would you like some of our world famous truffle ass butter with that?
What about a kick in the dick? Would you like that as an entree?
Little bit of the fisted.
Pudge devoured this message, okay?
That is the 338 Lapua, but like the one that shoots real fast.
the sniper or that might actually that might be the new gun the new it's like
a better SVD I think that's what that is and we have an M4 inside of the
apartments
3rd floor is open, I'm gonna aid 3rd floor, let's go through the bathroom, bathroom's
closed, should be good here, could be closed right outside the door, here right here,
right though yeah that staircase I think it's AI at staircase
that'd be right and pretty sure it is we'll work up to clear that
one AI dead
another one on staircase
I don't want to handle that.
Careful bro.
They have really good ammo in handbox.
Nice.
Arm hurts.
Yep.
Got it.
Come on, fucking on, bruv.
of
Outside
Oh my die here
Good dad are good. No, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. All right. We got players outside
They're ice cream side
And we also have players outside of two stories watch the windows watch the fucking windows
You're running up on our side here, yeah
I'm gonna go upstairs.
Front door as well? Nope. Just stairs.
I'm gonna go upstairs.
I'm first, probably.
He's holding headshot.
one dead coming down to you one dead I got big surgery he's gonna play off that
just be very patient on the staircase I'm not gonna PK so here's me healing
Maybe you can kill him when he comes downstairs.
You had a haul in?
I'm in the bathroom right now, first floor, where we jumped in.
Do you want anything you see?
Okay.
Yep.
How you doing okay yeah
Is that you shooting no they're fine okay they're fine
I think we got it.
Fixing one more arm.
Yep.
We live this brother, we are so fucking juice, play smart.
Okay, officially healed. Gonna top off two mags, I'm ready to rock.
That wasn't you, correct?
I'm good right now. Beautiful.
I'll tell you something about that.
I just jumped out of the table I think.
Where are you at right now?
First floor just holding an angle from the front cabin rather like the front office.
So first floor front office is holding the stairs
All right first floor is ours man first floor is ours
Yep, so we wait till we hear one more death comm and we got one door open one door up on the front floor
Where we came from this?
Scaff we're just peeking it. I think
Scaff scab dad
Just making sure
I
That end of second side we came in on I do believe there is one there. Yeah, I told you
Got it. I wonder if I play that like do I fuck him up. I'll make a move if I die play you
I could distract him down here a little bit
Okay
on that staircase there's a crowd on me
yeah
don't kill me please
they did two story
I'm in here behind you
We're so good
Yeah, he's just right up there on that staircase, mm-hmm.
24 minutes in raid, get on time, I'm just going to keep moving around until I keep holding
that staircase maybe you'll push on stairs
activate careful careful careful careful careful I think he's in that right
doorway like one's tight right one's down the hallway damn he's so lucky he
moved out of fucking kill him that that swing damn it
outside
That's a scavo, don't worry about him.
find those guys. Alright, we have people laying down outside as well now.
What's that?
We have people outside laying in the fucking bushes.
Okay fuck.
Alright good.
I'm gonna shut this bathroom door.
Yeah.
He's playing that staircase.
Right down that hallway to your right.
Hit him a couple of times.
Back down, man.
I
Have your own food and water
Fuck I didn't think about that 5547 here. Go back up. I didn't think about I got food and water
I can split water food is gonna be an issue though
And I'm low on ammo
I have it actually I have food and water is my in my backup pouch. I forgot to bring that beautiful
Careful this door. There's someone outside of net outside for sure that door they open it and get an angle on you
It's not good
I
Think I think I can win against this guy. He seems like he knows what he's doing, but he also didn't seem that good
I'm just worried about there's multiple people up there
That's not that the old names. Yeah. Yeah, so I kill one and I just get ready to get outside and we have people outside
I'm afraid that they're on both sides. You know, there's one ice cream and I guarantee you there's one outside on the car side, too
Outside open door
That guy's dead I need to close this
Looking for food real quick I
Got apple juice for you. We're good
I'm okay, do I have her up back in front of me?
I hope it's off, I'm off taking my shot.
Yeah, that's how it went.
I think I'm gonna get busy, bro.
I think I'm gonna get busy.
We got 18 minutes. We're gonna need to figure out what we're gonna do here and they have
Going on dude
Hello
I hear you man, I hear you
Yeah, is the are you the last man standing up on second and third floor I
Got my buddy with me, but we're about to get
If you want any of the loot up here you pretty good
Okay, well, I got a question. Okay, I just you know, did you guys loot the guy I killed up there? I
All right, what about the guy in the hallway second floor?
Okay.
I've only killed three up here and I've pushed them hard.
All right.
Yeah, there's a dead guy second floor.
Pretty juiced.
Yeah, dude, I'm not gonna fight y'all if y'all are chill.
Summit, I think we killed this fucking guy.
Yeah, we're as chill as we can be.
We're just, you know, a lot of shit's going down out here.
We're down here. We've been fighting for our fucking lives for a while.
Summit, I think I'm gonna kill this motherfucker.
You're buddies up here, really?
Nope.
Sorry, we had a guy come in down here.
out there where's your uh where where where's your so you guys you guys are
gonna leave yeah I don't have I don't have discord I just got this game I have
to download it you ever played Daisy I play some Daisy that's why I got into
this he doesn't mean anything he seems a fucking liar yeah well we really just
depends man you know
I've made a couple friends do this before actually in the same position really
I'm playing together. I can die with my Q, Eddie.
Outside. Player outside.
I don't need to be in two kills at all. I need some scabs. I need like 13 more scabs kills.
I had some player scabs. Yeah, it is.
One second. Guy outside.
You mind looking out a second floor and killing that guy?
I can see you're a player.
You're a player, Scab?
What is that?
Yo, what's up?
What's up?
That motherfucker.
This is my time.
If I have to go, I have to go now.
Make the call.
No, I'll be good.
I'll be good.
What do you mean?
Do I go and kill this guy?
I mean, we should kill him right again.
Oh.
Oh, you got him.
I killed him.
I just smoked him.
I just smoke the fuck.
I killed him for you guys.
You all good?
Yeah, we're good.
We're good.
We're good.
Did you, uh, you by chance you looted all the guys as well?
The, uh, cleanup crew?
No, I didn't kill them.
I, I guess I killed the one guy that we pushed these guys hard
and then that's been the whole fight.
All right.
If you guys did leave, we would loot the cleanup crew
and, and our guy that we killed in second floor and called,
call it there.
I have my okay with that
No, rescue it kill four people
One of your dead buddies what?
What is he wearing I'll make sure we don't grab any of his stuff such as name you see his tag
Got it all right a K tan rig we will make sure we don't bring any of that stuff out
Oh, that'd be that'd be great. We're broke. We just started the wipe. So we'll take any of that. Thank you so much
All right, I'll make sure you know a lot of my friends are probably gonna add you as well. Let me tell about this
you're fucking cool brother, you as well, it's been a pleasure man, my whole family's
probably gonna start at you bro, it doesn't really feel my, you guys want to leave out
like car side and then we'll go up once you guys are out of here or wherever you want
to leave, we're just gonna wait for y'all to head out, alright buddy, later bud, later
man thank you you let him be I think we'll stick to Luna I agree
remember he said he had a friend like you only one person left a nice guy like
looking for beds you know we kill anybody we see yo you're you're not up
here right that guy's friend all right this could be a complete bait so everything
we see up there so it's letting you know I think our boys got murdered I think our
Boy just got murdered in the hills. I think so too. Yes guys got a P90
That's clear all this and then we live that guy got murdered. He's fucking dead is where it is
Yeah, I never liked that guy many of them
I'm clearing down through third right now, okay
You're gonna third cat. Yeah, I'll clear second
He wasn't fucking lying. There's two summit, bro. There's so many dead people
there's so many dead people I'm gonna stick with you I'm gonna stick with you
oh my god oh my god bro they're all decked out oh all right all right we
clear let's go clear second so first I let's go first second oh my goodness
oh my goodness it's another one right here I'm closing door we don't even need
clear second movies hold up here
are you a a a good call good call good call you you lose a clear second you
lu i'll hold
on the loose guy by stairs and says
summit can i be honest with you
i just found that guys
exact person that he was talking about not to loot
i'm taking every fucking thing off this guy okay it is what it is
it is what it is
i agree with that
Hey, we've already-
Look at that call.
That's a great call, right?
It's a damn good call!
I can specifically take everything you can off of that person.
Yeah.
That's like a little bit of vengeance for not taking a fight.
Right?
Don't you agree?
How dare he be nice to us?
How dare he?
How fucking dare he?
We wanted that fight!
Amen!
I mean-
Then he gave us an out, he gave us an offer so we couldn't fucking refuse.
Yeah.
Now look at this.
Now look at this.
Now I'm gonna leave this raid with a bunch of stuff and I'm mad about it.
Honestly.
I'm mad about it, and I'm pissed that we're here.
God, how could he fucking do that to us?
How could he keep do that to us?
You got food and water right before I
start slamming this food and water?
Yes.
All right, cool, I'm going to eat and drink then.
I'm in this guy.
Keep the fully kitted stuff.
Well, I don't know what the fully kitted stuff is yet.
What is this thing?
Is this a level four and a level four?
I'm telling you, that second floor guy that I killed
is an absolute monster.
We gotta loot him for sure.
Damn it, dude.
I can't take rigs.
I just gotta take weapons, I think.
Yeah.
I'm a little bit not found here.
See if he forgot about maybe a key card.
Well, this guy just had three strange solos on him.
I
Mean at this stage in the white bro, like majority people are rockin ammo. It's gonna pin whatever the fuck you're wearing unless it's a wrist
so
It's the P90 chat says
SS 190 though. I'm gonna take good news. We have car so we're gonna get as big as humanly possible
Yeah, make sure you take that MP7 as well. I don't know if you started losing this guy yet. That's a two slaughter
Oh my god, what the fuck's a velociraptor brother wait what?
So what's a velociraptor man? What do you mean that the loss of raptor you found a dinosaur in his pockets?
Is that what he named it or something it's literally called a velociraptor man
It's mid. Oh chat's all saying it's trash shoots 300 black out. Okay. Let's get out of pack on brother
That's always black rock
Drop the big I
Mean this MPX has to be better. Are you taking that you latch you should if you can I
I
Have a you latch already
And a ch or ever I could get rid of it, but I don't wear the fuck else you see it. I'm out of here
Sheen the stuff up. Oh, you you looted. Oh, yeah. Yeah, this guy
All right, and if you can fit a you latch who's an extra you latch right there on the ground I just threw underneath you
bro did you loot this guy? you haven't even looted this guy yet? oh no you are
you are a velociraptor. cat in his bag as well if you can fit it. yeah I'm wondering
about the velociraptor dude. I'm hearing this ass I would take his Zoukov stock
his p3 320 and I'm gonna rip his sight. AP-6 is in his fucking MPX bag so well
Dropping I'm gonna help you. I'm just gonna unload these mags
I just don't have a big enough backpack to this I need you are you insured
Well, so I'm trying
You know, I hear that yeah, I hear that I'm gonna have to I'm fucking injured
I'm gonna have to go and lose those guys or hold second because player scabs are gonna come in here
And it's gonna be a bigger problem if they actually have guns
Load these mags I'm gonna go go down the second floor
I've seven minutes left I'm gonna go start looting
I think he's on the left side.
To the left, to the left, he's done it.
The car went off, that was him.
Wait, the car went off, we gotta go!
Another one right underneath!
Dead oh my god, you're saying good shit. Let's get a juice. Let's get a juice
Yeah, we don't have time to get a big get a flashlight on your butt
Fuck we gotta go. Where's our extract?
CP brother
We got to go. We don't have time to leave him
No
Fuckers. All right. All right. This is so much. Yeah. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. You start going you start going
I'll catch up. Oh
Oh, yeah
I have I have a meal I have a meal I have a meal
Oh
Fuck I'm sj. Sixty. Yeah, do it do it do it do it do it. I'll catch up. I'll catch up
Coming
I
Tell us a transit water. Oh shit water fuck I knew that I knew that
We just got to go bro. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go
I don't know what the fuck transit is so we're just gonna keep truckin. Yep. Just keep truckin. Oh
Oh my gosh, this is the guy we were hearing. This is him. 338 Lapua. The fucking Magnum.
That was him? That was him. I got the 338, bro. Tryna get out. We could check old gas.
I think we just get the fuck out here, bro. Yeah, I know. I just don't know if old gas will be faster or closer.
It's risky though, he's I have flair. No, I don't have flair. Fuck. Alright, note to self or note to you as well
Always have a green flare in your safe spot. We can take green flare extract. It's next to strong cold
Are you gonna make it I'm gonna make it I'm making something. Alright, I think I'll make it. I think think of it's just something
Oh
Bro those guys those guys killed those guys killed our fucking friend brother those guys killed our friend
This is who killed him on the hill. I guarantee you their bags were disgusting
Yeah, well
They were hanging out so four fucking minutes left like crazy humans. Yeah
maybe what happened to you they were probably surprised as fuck to think
we're going to know that we were in there right yeah I thought that shit was free
you prove so easy I didn't know I hit you that I just kid that's from you
getting a massage you know what it is you probably you probably just had a lot
of built-up tension right there so whenever they were working that spot
out pretty close oh my goodness what was she going after you with a fucking
baseball bat all right let me let me get out I'll check it out dr. Hutch on the
case and give me a doctor pepper so I can lock in she went on a massage today
and she had no no no no no no no extract just extract leave I just got
shot at you leave for sure leave sure I shouldn't swing this motherfucker if he
comes in here no exit I mean brother I'd worry about yourself I'll just
kill anything i see that says it's a bug
all right
get the hell out of here
you spitting near me
yeah yeah i'm coming down right now
coming down
chat said my head hits the bush on the way down so i'm sure like that
Bro, I had so much room, but great rain. Let's go
No, hell of a raid
We didn't do shit, but we won with democracy and the guy that we
Made friends with was murdered shortly after and I'm pretty sure I got his gun
The guy that got us all the and you stole the guy's loo when you said you wouldn't
Boy like don't worry
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Know I've been getting some fucking guns was they're sick nice raid time to
What am I eating yo can I be honest I've been on a Wendy's kick fucking fire
When this dick fits in your mouth, Mods, that guy's not banned, in 5 seconds I'm ending
the fucking stream.
Nope, all good in here.
I'll take another water.
Thank you.
Are you in the red or are you still connecting?
fully crashed well good time to eat
let's make our way to dorms
there might be someone up in this window actually
Maybe not.
I'll meet us over in dorms.
Let's go get involved.
Do I like frosties?
Do I like living?
Yes, of course I like Frosties.
What do you think I am, a communist?
Only communists don't like Frosties, it's the truth.
I'm not sure if I can get to the top of the hill, but I'll try to get to the top of the hill.
of
What the fuck?
I can't remove it!
What the fuck?
might be someone in I think all the things died in two-story potentially
oh maybe not
I'm out of bullets
I'm in you in
Come on three sorry!
Come on three sorry.
Hello everybody!
Oh you scared me I thought that someone was next to me, what's up peanut?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
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Ah!
Ah!
I'll fucking put out my MxLR, okay.
You guys want me to put off the fucking train?
AHH!
AHH!
GUNSHOT
GUNSHOT
How's this guy alive? What am I using?
I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead he has all he has all the meds
and his ass. GG's. Please. Please.
Mr. trouble, me and the boys were just watching that Please
please please please please please please please please
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm on the zoom when I should be fine firing.
Okay, this is seven. I already told the regulators that you
let those bitches off with a warning. I'm perfect.
Okay, we trust me. We're all the same page. We're a subliminally late business
Summit. I already know what you're doing. You thought about those guys.
Listen, you know, I need a day and don't judge me too harshly today, please. Okay?
Ah, we'll be fine. You got the LeBron James and Tarkov on your team Summit. We
can't lose. Yeah, I'll keep it that. That works. I appreciate it. I expect you to, I expect you to kind of like let go of your looting ways a little bit more for me today.
Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, maybe.
Oh, where's that, Jack?
I think so.
There's definitely a 10. I'll tell you that. Not zero 10.
Okay, listen, I'll remind you here. Thank you my boy. I appreciate that. That's your good man. You're good man
You're good friends of it. Of course, of course. That's a shame to you
He was I'd sometimes nobody is gonna take me out
Other than me
Fight I'm not sure
I
Will okay, let me go. Hello team. Oh, and no based on just no
Did you win I
Did I did win but the guy who I beat had all of his meds in his ass
So one heavy bleed first took my head
Then took my left arm and my right arm in both my legs
and then I walked out down to the roof of the area.
It's getting constellation, I start there.
And F11.
I walked out and I shot at one of those fire barrels
and killed myself, but I'm ready to game!
And time to play the game!
Time to play the game!
It's gonna be a great night.
Now, Peanut, I was trying to explain to Summit
how incredible.
Beautiful and amazing. Yeah, don't don't rush me
Well, hold on oh, yeah, sorry
Summit damage. Yeah
My fault. I'll go ahead. Go ahead. How and I forgot I was gonna say. Oh my god
Thanks, summit is again summit you did it again. You did it again. I'm just thinking about myself again. I'm sorry
Selfish
That's it. You've lost your Peter's privileges headed over. Yeah, listen. Yeah, can I can I send that by mail?
Yeah, it's one day shippin one day
Yes, shit either
Yeah, we want a private company next for sure. Okay. Yeah, yeah, of course local side local spot. All right
I remember icebreaker. I was trying to explain to him how magical and beautiful
my god
Summit summit summit yesterday. I wanted one icebreaker and I was able to afford a junk box
Five ammo cases to medical cases to weapons cases to magazine cases and plates case
Food case a money case integrated case and do not cases all from one run. I
Built it. I built up the whole thing
On top of that if we teach him how to clear it he could quite literally just level past all the bullshit instantly
You know, I should you know, Jiggy taught me this,
but I still haven't been able to do it myself
because I had to do it myself for the quest.
Like I have to be the one that plays with the bomb.
But after the boss, there's eight more guys
and there's like two more rooms after that.
Like there's a cast and orders.
Wait, what?
Yeah, like when you get to the boss,
you're only like 75,
sorry, terrible, 75% of the way down.
There's still a full 25% of the map left
with loot and people and shit like that.
Even after the boss.
Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah. And if you do that, if you beat that, you have to be the one that plants the mob by the way. If you beat that, you can then go straight to ice maker without even having to go to shoreline. And you can just run that bitch over and over again. Get unlimited money.
But that's after you get to the quest part, right?
Yeah, but the quest part is easy. That's easy. You just talk to the guy down below, boom, you're in the quest, and then you just have to get to the end. Easy peasy.
Really I was planning on doing
Quests to get my fingers up the level for but if you guys wanted this fucking hit the icebreaker. I'll hold it down for the
I break it. I'm always down behind break. I break it. I think we start with you guys
I think we start with questing and we move to the icebreaker like that. Okay. Let's do that. Let's do that
Let's do that. All right. Okay. Let's ride
key 303
Yep, I have a movie
Yeah, we want to watch them. Yeah, you you host though you host though we do have a serial
stream snapper. That has been hunting summit down for the last two years. His name is Lady
Gaga and his very first right back piece. He got in the raid. Oh my goodness. Oh, oh,
oh no oh my god not come I'm coming oh my goodness that is such a shame to
hear well let me tell you we're gonna do this lady Gaga okay we do it we're
gonna do this lady guy I would have fucking kill him
okay we're gonna kill this motherfucker we're gonna beat the shit let's okay
This is gonna get cleaned out of context. I'm just gonna go ahead and say we're gonna win. All right
Lady Gaga. Yes, we are
I'm choosing but do I have someone as a friend on my friend list you don't but let me invite you and then I will promote you to the
Leeda what's your name again?
My name is the blog you later
Yeah, yeah, don't forget
of the room. Thank you. Let's proceed. Let us proceed. Now, real quick, I'm just gonna look up my
quest one second. Yeah, me as well. All right, boys, strap in. First part of the stream today,
done. W's in the chat. Second part of the stream today, starting right now. Oh, fuck my ass.
Yo, I wait you need a 303 mr. Summit. I
Have all the keys he needs on me for our customs. Yeah, we're chill right now. Hey, no, I was to say I think I'm on that quest I
Have the keys for you then. Oh
You the cabin key. Yes, sir. Oh
Okay, fantastic, but what about pharmacist
Pharmacist, what is that?
That's located to pay the suitcase with device on customs. What is that? All right landmark bought that key for me. It's
216 right chat 216 you can buy it though. You're high enough level
16. Oh wait, I'm googling to barbersies would take it yet. Oh, wait, we know to explore one one four
Oh
You need you need one one four. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Oh, that's a lot of time to be a suitcase
Yeah, the suitcase in there. I actually have one 14k. I can bring that in
Okay, it's 200,000 so I'm gonna have you bring that out.
Yep, 114, bring it in.
Let's do a thing, let's do a thing, it's time to ride.
It's time to lock in boys.
Woo hoo!
I'm gonna get you some of the money.
Too far.
I've got to always do the right thing.
I'm gonna get nothing.
I'm serious, I'm lost.
Yeah, you better be locked in.
You better be locked in.
One second, I'm eating.
Oh, dude, sucker!
Oh, dude, away!
Did somebody hear that?
He's eating.
That's surprising.
Punch is eating, yeah, I know.
I know.
Better buy a lottery ticket.
Okay, that, oh.
What?
Can you tell you about the time
he tried to get into the same racing a little bit,
but he said nothing was in his size.
Yeah, he has to get into Professor Mayne.
I did not.
Are you shitting me, Summit?
What the hell?
There wasn't a single tear that would big you no peanut. There wasn't
He beat buddy he beat
He beat I even mentioned companies
I heard that a company that makes monitors had to decrease the amount of time between refresh
Refreshes because some it likes to play 24 hours in a row
I
Really the refresh rate was once per 16 hours and they opted to 24 hours just for something
Oh bitches
I hope you get bungled I don't even know what that means fuck you
You're supposed to hide the screen, weep, weep, that'll happen.
What sauce?
I got some Chick-fil-A sauce right here.
Why is the Arby's commercial music playing?
That'll happen.
Only you knew that this was the commercials music.
I know everything.
Oh
It's magic, you know
It's magic, you know
It's magic, you know
Let's carry these two dingbats to success!
Oh, oh, oh, it's magic, you know
Let me taste like something I'll be your champion. I will be your warrior if you die
That is because there is already a thousand dead enemies on the battlefield
Yeah, yeah, of course which one do you exist one?
You can't take my brother away.
Try to give you some background music while you're sucking him off, P.
Fuck you.
I hope you die.
You are going to die.
I don't have to hope for anything with you.
You're going to fucking die in the first gunfight.
If I die in the name of Summit, then I have served my papers to the... to the country.
Fuck you much.
let's walk it fuck you let's let her know suck it off
so much about a springing day but you already tell the Bungalitters the
schedule for the week or no I told them the games that I'm hoping to play but I
haven't told me exactly it's cuz I gotta got a line up all the guys okay
I don't know Halo Summit does not know about Halo I text you but I don't think
I need to get some insurance.
I hear multiple AI. I need to watch.
Okay.
You saw the stairs? You saw the stairs?
Yeah, I see them. I see them.
A lot. Careful.
Oh my god, it's the guys from the event.
Back it up.
Yep, dead.
We're all good. We're good. We're good. We're good. All done.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
All done.
All right.
A lot of loot here, boys.
Let's go!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Trooper!
Good work.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, I need that.
I need that.
No, back up, back up, back up, back up!
Back the fuck up!
No, no, no!
Get away from me!
I killed that guy!
I killed that guy!
You freak!
I killed that guy!
No, I swear, I swear to God, I killed that guy!
Please, please, please, please, please!
No, no!
No!
This is mine!
I, dude, I need that backpack so bad.
I need that backpack.
We're going to the same place!
Fuck!
I'm gonna-
Fuck!
I killed that guy!
So what's going on with the event?
What are you talking about?
Oh, these are just like guys in a part of the event.
They put on Twitter until June 12th.
And there's just like some scabs here and they're like whatever.
Oh, this is the-
This is the uh, Kinnakeru.
These are the juice guys, yeah.
Loot up.
The big thing that you're looking for is the ammo and the M4s and like the guns.
But...
Troopers.
Which is what you take to the next spot.
Dude, I-
Yeah.
Actually-
Watch my-
Oh my-
Hahahaha!
You will ruin the day, I hope you know that.
Here, take this, take this.
No, you keep the backpack, no, you keep it.
I don't know, oh, I'm gonna fucking keep it,
I ain't gonna give it to you.
But, I will give you a TriZip when I have.
Wait, I need my helmet out of the first.
Keep your trash out of the garbage.
You don't want it.
All right.
Fuck you.
Hey, Subba, you want a TriZip?
Actually, here you go.
Oh, why not?
TriZip under your ass, Jarrett.
You gotta go to 1-1-4, by the way.
1-1-5.
Yeah.
I want to do so.
Oh, oh, he's got something back!
There. On the ground summit, take this.
That has M855A1 in it.
Thank you.
Oh, I've got three sixty routers. We're cooking. We're cooking. Nice. There's one more of the
Cleab crew down here.
Huge.
Valve, it's all...
What the fuck do I take here?
Alright, P, do you want to push over to third and go?
Actually, no, someone needs that as well.
Yeah.
Oh, you need 114 keeping up? I'm coming down.
Oh, well, I do that. Thank you. Thank you, Bowers.
No problem, Bowers.
Just grab this and move something to the computer.
Oh my God, two GPUs!
Yeah, right.
Oh, it's 777!
Outside to careful with your flashlight P. They've been click it clipping through the buildings lately
Wait, I said I have a question right here. Yeah, me too. I don't know
Oh, oh, it's something it's about this wall of this
What does this mean?
Right. I don't know. I know I can't recursive. Let me read it. Oh, yeah
It's right here. It's on this wall right here
Again, can you recursive?
Yeah, I got this.
What's your say?
Hey, what's going on?
This is Vladimir.
We are selling waffles.
30% off on Tuesday,
Wednesday, Sunday.
Signed.
You could take waffles.
Vladimir.
Oh, oh, that's all we got to come back on Thursday for those waffles
Agreed. Oh
That sounds great. I completely agree. Are we ready?
Now we got to go to third story get the get the golden lighter your tomorrow. Yep
Do I follow me? Come on. So but do you need one 14 or you get on that? Oh
It's a briefcase question. I don't think
S.P.P. now.
You don't need it? Okay.
Nah, I don't believe I do.
Let's go through you, sir.
I saw about a poster.
I was yelling at me poster.
I was yelling at me poster.
Oh, I mean, you got the poster for the icebreaker.
Fuck!
Actually, I didn't do that.
I see you.
Is anybody else in here with me?
I'm first floor, underneath you.
I'm second floor.
I'm second floor.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I
Go to go to go to go
Yeah, my season would be
What I don't mind?
Are you gonna? Yeah, I think I'm good. Okay
Also
I'll have a code so we can take the campfire extract out oh fantastic. We gotta hit the cabin into my boss
First floor waiting for you first floor waiting for you. I'm on third floor with their floor
They got the lighter. There's somebody the lighter to a dough. He does but only one person can grab it
That's not true at all. That's a lie. I thought it was
No, you see that the hunch is trying to lie to you something come up to the public Peter's up here
You say why are you taller than me?
Wait, what the tell us my shorter than you. It's right there. It's right there. Yeah, you're short bitch short that bitch
Yeah, we go to cabin
I'm now we go planting
I'm not getting back stamina. I'm sprinting. Give me your secondary gun. Give me your secondary gun
Yoy, that should be my first day
Oh
It's actually gone pretty well. We don't even see anybody yet.
This is nice.
We can do a lot of stuff done.
This is really good.
I think I'm a rat lobby, I guess.
You're a rat lobby.
Lobby rats.
I was in a lobby full of rats once.
They called me a bugulator.
Yup, we actually filmed the...
We filmed the TV show there called Me and My Rat Family.
I own 10% of that company.
You own 10%?
I own 10% of that show.
I own 100% of that show.
I own 10%.
I own 10%.
I own 10%.
I own 10%.
I'll see you in court.
It's gonna be number one journey on Netflix within a year.
I guarantee it.
I'll see you in court.
I'll see you in court.
I'll see you in court.
I hope you can find a chair there big enough for you, you fucking whammy.
I'm not that fat!
Yes you are!
I'm not that fat!
I, Summit, have you know, was a star character in that film.
I wasn't a lead role, but I was one of the extras who was on the camera at least twice.
And I believe I should get 10%.
You know what?
No.
No, I don't think so.
You can have 0% and like it though, if you would like to do that.
Refuse.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You know what, Summit?
You can have his 10% of me by my family.
What?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Congratulations, y'all on 10%.
If I'm using any of the footage, whether on the team or against the team.
Okay.
All right.
Flat rate.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, for each set.
$5 in the handjob per 30-second clip.
Oh, yeah.
That's a good deal.
That's a good deal.
I'll take that deal, but 15 seconds and then yeah, listen
If the first film does well, I expect the pain crease for the second film. Ah, we would discuss we would discuss
He wants a double-hand job both hands
You won't need it
You won't need to do
Oh shit. There's a dead guy. Is that Mr. Permission?
And it's a permission boys
Oh, it for sure is.
It's Mr. Permission.
I mean, somebody was in here camping his dick off.
Hmm.
Mosch-Bakillian.
I wouldn't go in there.
Mosch-Bakillian.
Oh, good thingin'.
I went to the cabin boys, right over here.
Oh, there's a dead PMC, boys!
Wait, no. Let's just get out of here.
Oh, there's a- Ah, there's a dead BMC, boys!
He was poor and ugly.
What's up with the supplies?
By the way, does he ever use the- the delay- the short delay grenades on these supplies?
Totally. That would be insane.
Sane, well no what because those grenades are worth one hundred and forty thousand dollars eats
What?
Yeah, the the shortened delay one forty thousand cheapest that's what all the rich people are using
I'm gonna go there's always regular all right there holy shit
You
all right let me I'm going to grab this grenade I'm grabbing this grenade this
we got a place a lot of luggage imagine if that was the delayed huge one oh my
Oh my gosh.
A little bit of places, a little bit of places.
Do you need me to move?
Wow, neither of you guys moved.
Where's Mr. Sheminazi? Is he placing the thing?
He is, uh, on your ass.
Oh my god.
You're right between the cheeks, chief.
Fine, now we leave. Come on, gang.
Success!
You are good at this, this was not the victory, but we got some good crust time.
Hell yeah.
These are pretty good work out here, boys.
Not too shabby.
Not too shabby, not too shabby. I especially like it when we fucking work out those players in PvP.
I got a hundred of them.
you
you
you
you
you
I don't know where, somebody help me, somebody help me here.
and find a girl where somebody hear me yeah
okay hang out short this song is such a good song I wish it was gay members
ready ready are we did you wait where we do it now we do it we should do it
question we do it you guys any of my
questions
okay let's go
let's go
let's go
let's go okay now we got to a point
i'm already thinking okay let's take it
He does this. It sounds like he's contemplating that any can't poop
Let's go
Let's go. So let's go. So I'd
You any question tonight good question probably not about check I can also go woods
Woodwood for you boss
I'm on the phone, I'm on the phone.
Wait, where'd you say we're going?
Well, I was saying Shoreline, but then, but then, Mr.
Mr. Summit, you like that.
I don't got any Shoreline class, man.
That's okay, that's okay. What we'll do instead is go, what? How about that?
What's works, what's works?
I gotta see, I gotta find the convoy and the USAC camp.
that's easy talk now you're talking easy I gotta kill two scabs I also need to do
shipping delay handover package from the Depot on woods okay well I don't I don't
think that cap up you so see I'm gonna do that well it's experience like yeah
But I don't think what you just said is cap up. I ain't doing cap requests. I'm just questing for XP. Are you doing cap up?
Yeah, of course. Why else?
you talk about
I'm going for cap up. What are you talking about? Then I just need to kill scabs. You guys are going for cap up?
you
you
you
you
you
So, I can do icebreaker.
And the second I finished after my first run summit downloaded the game
That's a tough one, so I'm thinking about it. I'm sitting here thinking about all my hard work
That's a tough guys. I can take you to icebreaker right now. I can lead you to your salvation right now
Well, I think I say we I say we do it and that you get a bunch of really good ammo. Yeah, I say we do it after this
well
well you know but there's also us in stuff too
what we need some stuff too well I'm a kid I'm gonna give my a group are gonna
give his shit I'll kill all the guys no no no no no no no no no no no no no I'll
I'll dead drive!
I know. I know. Where are we? I know. I know. Follow me. Follow me, guys. Follow me. Follow
We gotta go to Lumberbill and pick up the package.
Ten thousand hours from this one and I'll never ever say I'm going to stay in this.
Ten thousand hours.
Do you actually have 10k hours of it?
No, hell no.
How many hours do you have?
I'm not really sure now.
Over three times.
Press escape.
Press tap and then overall.
Tap and then overall.
Tap what?
Overall.
Tap overall.
It's at the top right.
Tap what overall tab overall it's at the top right. Yeah, 3600
Doobie
Have you got
5130 you've got a couple fresh spawns
Oh, wait, you need to go to the you said camp, don't you I do. Yeah. Okay. Oh, no. You said first that we're hitting on the bell.
I need to kill oh convoys run over here to our right. We can go to that do that first actually
Oh, yeah, we can do that right now. Yeah, I need scabs
Let me kill scabs. Let me kill scabs
My vice my vice. I think I just heard a shot over the music. It's a beautiful
All righty, man over there working on the shadows
I'm gonna protect you some and that's about as I'm gonna happen to you game
Thank you. I love you bitch! I ain't never gonna stop loving you bitch!
I need to order some food today.
What food are you gonna order?
I'm gonna order that Subway.
I think I'm gonna get a tuna sub, man.
Look at this.
I hate tuna.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
Everybody likes tuna.
I kind of like it, and it's probably one of the better things I have out of my meal
selection related night stuff. Yeah, I feel that I hate that truck. I had a big
McDonald's today. Oh, there's a guy. There's got this guy. Okay. I heard him. I heard him.
Boy, I heard this guy. Oh, mother fucker. I mean, I needed I was watching him and
then he just get on attack. I'm running up the hill. I'm gonna look for some
scabs up here real quick yeah I mean dude they're shit truck for the class
so long I gotta go to the car that's people who love tuna fish over there
all right I'm thinking about my food now
I
Only one step here, I'm gonna use that camp boys
Let us get to the scav to do
You guys who scabs when down there in the pictures with the yellow shirt young sir
All right, what's done kill everything you should have had
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Thanks, P.
The faster I order this, the more I get to, like, you know, the faster I eat, so hold on.
That is true.
I'll do the best I can.
I'll bring the numbers.
Oh, there's a dead person! A clue!
I told you guys, I heard chocolate music here, boys.
you should put up here
oh there he is there he is there he is
George
you take that
I need you to take the other side
I see nothing.
Those kind of shots that we just heard was like he was ratting and someone walked up on him shots.
Hmm, her baby. You got any shots? He's not a scab.
Hang on.
Where's his hood again?
He's shot, babe.
Dad, he's dead, he's dead.
Good work!
Oh, my god, there's more!
Oh, brother, get out of here!
This guy, you wanted the loot from him?
That's very similar to a situation I had with a buddy last raid.
Oh, oh, oh!
What a quickie-deck, what a coincidence.
I hope someone comes back here and kills you and I'm gonna lose your corpse
That's what I hope fuck you fuck I'm too lovely boys. Let's ride
I
Did right there should the Cambridge mod
Here's much clear. I was on the move
You kill them dead
I got him.
I'm healing.
Healing.
I'm freaking out.
You can't do this with a machine gun.
He was on level 6 with 41 hours.
41 hours, I have more time on the board.
Really?
It's just weak.
It's fucking Monday.
Oh my god.
There's no way this fuck ass is killing me.
Oh my gosh.
Your guy's exploded.
No, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Sir, please, please.
I need my stuff.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Sir, you may think, wow, Pia, you're so sexy.
Oh my goodness.
What could you possibly want?
What is this gun?
Bro, what is my guy?
My guy had a killer helmet on.
I'm stealing from me again.
What is this?
What is this?
It's an M60 E6.
I probably got the wobbler.
These guys are loaded.
How do I loot this guy right now?
You wait for me to finish. I'll come and watch.
I
Oh my gosh, I couldn't imagine not being able to loot these guys and get rich level six rock of this at level six
Be so terrible
How much kick is this thing about to have if I shoot a million
God she's eager to grab my guide
It's got trash ammo. Okay, so what do I try just leave it then cameras still off in me
What is it?
Are you asking?
That's what I can backpack it. I didn't realize that was-
Bro! Pee! I want this HK. You're not insured. You're actually not insured.
I'm not insured and that's my last god that's good.
Bullshit. Alright, I know you're messing with me.
I- I-
P if I leave this if I actually you know what I'll drop my gun whatever
Love you too, baby. Sorry
I might just be really fat, okay, yeah, we're both going to be
I'm just basically taking everything this guy has
You know
Do I take this guy's backpack is this SATL bad good or no?
That backpack is worth $400,000 of the fleet
Okay
What are these people doing?
This guy these guys were not good
But they killed someone I think they killed someone else that was a higher level this guy's they killed someone else level 28
Let's get into this
Yeah, I just don't really understand what I'm looking at yeah, I'm eating peanuts. I'm so insane fat
I don't know what to do. Does he have anything for me?
Oh wait, I need that for the quest! That's not for eating!
I can take his airframe out, you want to take it out?
Yes, I just ate his food.
That's good, that's good.
AHAHAHAHAHA
Stop and put the two squares in my ABS and then put the ABS in your backpack
Do you get ammo back? Do you get ammo back?
He does not get ammo back but I can...
NO!
Stop and put the things in the ABS and then put the ABS in your backpack
Okay, okay, okay, okay
That doesn't change, that's... do you think I should still carry your bags?
You know how fat I'm gonna be?
Oh my gosh, I gotta go kill a bug give me a second. No, let me die some it
One second, I'm gonna warp peanut shrimp sap in this bro
You know look how fat I am brother. It's like in a man. It's like the amount of fat is like should be studied
Who's this guy prone in this bush? Is that you? Is that you said you were waiting you're at?
I'm assuming that's you
That's not him, shoot him!
I'm starting to track it over, buddy. You're gonna be fat as a bit.
Okay, let me see how far...
Uh, ZB14, actually. So it's outskirts. Outskirts is the truck, right? That's that shit over there? For sure.
Okay...
Yeah, this way.
I
Can tell you it's silent right now, so you think something in minds, okay?
Let me show if I go to this dirt road. I can't I'm helping you. You literally have my shit
Okay, can I go to am I good here?
I'm scared. I'm just gonna go yes. Yes. You're good there. You're fine. Alrighty. I'm back. I think it's yellow
Hello
Oh my gosh
I'm gonna have to do the the
Pro-n-strat I gotta fix by myself first. Oh
My character's not made to hold this much stuff, but you know me yeah me neither I
Got just as much bro. We're both fat good news is is there's a green flare extract not too far away, so we're okay
You need food and water I have food water
I
That's my food and water for my quads
Summit me a food and water
Um, I mean yeah, actually I'm a I can use a piece of food
Yeah
Are you sure I got anxious those is her packs are 70,000 keys
I'm gonna be honest with you P. I already ate the ischra. I was offering food off the other
I'm not gonna lie to you. I already ate that shit
Is quite gives you 100 food. How did you eat to inscrut you fat? Well, I
Try to make room. I'm sorry. Okay. I'm sorry
I got a little bit of water in here.
I got waters.
Alright, let's get out of here.
Extra waters?
Yeah, I got extra waters.
There you go.
There's water on the ground for you.
Probably shouldn't have dropped it in the bush.
Did you see it?
I do, I do.
There it comes, sir.
That's a good one, that's a good one.
Yep.
Did you imagine being dead right now, and not being able to carry all kinds of loot out?
Shit.
Can you imagine being this fucking fat?
Look at this.
No, I couldn't imagine it.
You're literally twice as fast as me.
Let's get out of here.
Are we doing the worm?
Yeah, we're doing the worm.
other fucking tree line I'm already working on the other side don't be
like those worms that get caught on the sidewalk get shriveled up okay I gotta
fix my arm too so I might as well sit fucked up the back I get you holy shit
I don't got nothing. What is this still?
Quest done loot coming out. Let's go. Oh
Here you go. Come here. I have a stem. That's my first kill. I've gotten in a while to
I don't want to get down finally there. Take this step. What take this stem?
Chad that won't kill him right
Hydration recovery is lower just take it we're close
Someone said this won't help though, so okay, so let's try
I mean as quick as you know
That's saying it's like
do I'm warmed up oh yeah we're on the same pace now
P9 has now gotten to the point where he's going to try and get us to die.
So expect the moment we start getting in a fight, he's going to start saying stupid shit.
Ignore all comms from- he doesn't care.
He's a spiteful little peanut.
He's a spiteful little peanut.
So spiteful.
Well, okay, he would be so spiteful if he had food.
Yeah, I think that is really broken.
there's a crossfire honestly yeah it was
Yes, I have the flare, we're good.
Aren't you going towards a sniper right now? I am but this is now a green flare it yes
But this is now an extract with a green flare. There's a lot of these on the map now
On every map
Just get all of our stand up before I shoot this
Let me know what your stands for
Yo, check this glock out eat this guy had look at this check this out
oh that's cool looking yeah I know you like to use blocks
there you go
you good? ready?
yeah
I'll run when you tell me to
let's go
grab his clock
I did grab his clock.
While we're laying down over there in the corner.
Grab his clock and twist it!
Nice! Good raid! Good raid!
Okay.
That's my first kill back.
Still work out there, team. Good work.
Now what do you boys got for a goop like me?
What do you boys got for a goop like me?
I don't think I have anything.
Hmmm.
Something do you have anything of this?
I really need my guns.
That's uh, these goggles.
What about that ABS rig, bud?
Oh man, that's a trick.
Perfect.
Would you mind packing those bags back up with BT, please?
With what, BT?
BT, yeah, BT.
Oh, you got my gun, mate.
Please tell me you got my gun.
I have your gun.
Thank God.
Is the mag in there?
Is it max out with BT?
Yes, yes.
You got it.
Oh, you got the ABS rig.
You got the gun.
You got the bags.
I got I got your airframe and tax supports. Oh, oh, thanks boys. Thanks boys
Yeah, so I got so I got
Two mags 30 and 30 80 loose two grenades
helmet
Headphones I'm taxing the backpack. I'm taxing it. Okay. Okay anything. I'm taxing this shit. It is
That's my now morphine in there, but your effect was kind of that's mine now
Okay, no, it's okay. I'll bring some stuff. Thanks. Don't say nothing. Don't wrap me out, but I ain't giving that shit back
No way Jose
Yeah, I got you boss. No way Jose
All right
Here is the new plan we go back in there, but we don't die
Guess it was that
um, you mean uh
You you you don't die. I
I died for the team pal. I laid my life down on the line. That's what a good team leader does
Well, I'm
Remembering it a lot different than that P
Well, maybe it's all the cholesterol getting to your brain. Damn it
Maybe huh? Maybe that?
Cuz I'm gonna lay my life down so that my team members could live. That's what I remember
That's right.
you
you
you
you
you
J-Rod! Thank you for the 10 gifted! Can we get some W's in the chat? The fact that
we're playing with Peanut and J-Rod on fucking Parkbomb. I couldn't be happier. Like I'm
looking I'm looking forward to the weeks to follow you know I did not thank
positions in the car and you know for a couple days there I was like man wait is
this icebreaker you know we a quick clash and then we're gonna icebreaker I was
like man we go from Arc Raiders obviously yo chase thank you so much for the
25 gifted doves in a chapter chase we go from Arc Raiders which was awesome
Super fun for you know five six months or however long that was and then we go from from that
To rust which was good
went from that
The day like oh no, we were playing the aisle for a little bit then to rust and then we hit that daisy stint and bro
I was like I don't know what the fuck to do, you know
And I know I apologize everybody for saying that we were gonna do the bust and stuff and then swapping over to Tarkov
But man am I happy I did dude. I'm truly enjoying the Tarkov grind
It's very very good to be here man having a lot of fun. I'm looking forward to the days to come which is nice
It's always so much easier to go live every day knowing like I'm looking forward to playing when I'm playing you know
And I get to do it with the home easy, it's just fucking peak man. I'm gonna sleep these ads for the next 30 minutes
Finally built them up, bro. 11 hours took fuck me
Hell yeah
Boom love it. I drop your shit. It's on the ground
I'm gonna drop more ammo right where that ammo is here you go you can be like that bag
Oh, thank you. Yes, it's still right here. So right here. So right here. That's more. Okay. That's her. Yeah, same same ones at the end most rolling
It doesn't pick it up. We spawned here. We spawned here. Easy one for I don't have a question anymore. Do we? Oh, you're right?
Someone was the one we're here for. We got to use your one for a quick and then we got to plant that run by number bill grab the
I can just go over to the other bunker and plant that hand that we leave.
Got it.
Oh, you're planting your Niskras and waters?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got me, Shepard.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I got you.
Yeah, you got me seven. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, you know what? Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yes, I got you. Yeah, I confirmed. Yeah information taken. Yeah
Yes
Close of course, he's dead. It was a beauty. He's got to be dead. Nice. Watch out for the second one. I'm looking
Oh, he was packing he was packing.
Nice, man.
Oh, Eddie's a 70 Pad 9 for you, boss.
Oh my god, at M881, what is this guy smoking?
You check his rig, I'm gonna put the 70 Pad 9 for you in his rig, okay?
Yeah, thanks, sir.
It's even better than SP-6.
Yeah, I'm 700.
You got a second on SP-7?
No, I don't think so. All yours.
Oh, yeah, I feel like SP-6 is better, but Papad's still really good.
Yeah.
Yeah, a lot of that shramma. Appreciate it. I can pepper up.
There's another MPV right here boys!
Oh, it's an MPV right here!
Take that, take that, take that!
Very good, very good!
Come on then!
I leveled that pussy up, let me tell ya.
Instant hands up, by the way, instant hands.
Yeah, he's just burse it and he's dead.
Two shots, bop bop.
Heh.
Wanted to kill him.
Wanted to make sure he don't come back into the zombie.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
What happened there?
It's a person, a person.
Oh, what?
What's with you, look?
Got him.
All that stuff here.
I'm gonna place the things you see me 40 seconds
Don't come up about telling them shooting everything I see
Yay
Oh shit my food here come down here. I'll watch
Let's have been changed.
Okay, now we ride.
Sam is getting his food.
Show me that.
He's getting his food, getting his food.
Where's he at the game?
Oh, there he is.
Why do you bring a $400,000 backpack in the rain?
You stupid?
I don't know why you're talking about that.
You're one of those stupid people?
He dies, I'm taking the shit out of him.
I've taken that immediately.
Open check!
Oh!
Open check!
Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
I'm rocking BP.
I've got 37 pips, three lessons, four.
I'm gonna test it.
What do you got?
BP?
Ah, no, I need to test that.
I need to test that.
I need to test that.
I need to try out and test it.
What's he eating again?
Is he getting?
Is he going to make food without us doing?
No, he's getting his food.
Oh, from my door to eyes?
Yeah.
Gotcha.
I'll lock this and we'll get some stuff out of here.
I'm good, I'm good.
Oh, well.
Fuck you.
I just wasted a key.
And there was absolutely nothing. Fantastic.
Someone's in the store. They're shooting them.
Alright, let's go. Let's get out of here.
There's an RD7204 if anybody wants to have a look.
Talk about it. Do the rubber belt.
We're kind of dominating boys, dynamic trio, did you mind?
Light work, no reaction.
Light work, no reaction.
What a fuck, I'm so hard later, something.
You're such a good teammate.
Yo, Chase, thank you again for the 25 years that we've been together.
I'm gonna fuck you so hard later, Summoner.
Yo, Chase, thank you again for the 25 giftin', bro.
Jack, we get some W's in here for Chase.
I was kinda yappin', and I forgot to really give him some love.
Chase and Jared with the giftin', I appreciate you guys, man. Thank you.
I'm taking it hard! You'd have a- we actually have one driver to kill, though.
Bro, you- dude, you gotta be on your shit in there, Jared. It's fuckin' nuts.
Oh, that's what you shoot at, that's what you shoot at!
Oh, what are we shooting at the BTR?
Yeah, it is.
Sound like you're shooting at the BTR, potentially.
Are we shooting at the BTR?
So supposedly, when he spams that boop boop boop boop boop boop,
like over and over and over and over again, it's at the BTR.
But that might not have been, because it wasn't for very long.
Hmm
I learned that after waiting for two hours for BKR's
Look at what we look for
I see that thing I
See the flash
Wait, there's a bulldozer guy from the left. He's playing big head rock
It does sound like it, it does sound like it, it sounds like he's on rock.
Maybe in the trees, the right of rock?
He is in hell right now.
He's getting fed up.
I was just like, I'm alive.
Oh my gosh, he was right here.
He's dead.
helmet paint the BP shot to the dough reaction you should go different language
over again you is jumping so soon to tell what there is
oh the budget the budget
What the hell is this guy blastering at?
What is this player scab shooting?
Oh I see one of his boys, I see one of his boys, that's his guard.
I make sure he's shot.
Oh, I'm perfect.
I
Was dead when I was running you were shooting
I'm looking for Sherman I'm looking for the package
German's behind the metal hit twice
Sturman dead what you died
Yeah
German's dead. I thought he was like uh like further past the uh the logs to be
honest with you. I see another woman's uh guards. Don't shoot me I'm near sir.
I'm still not shooting at you buddy. But you.
Damn. Make sure you grab his bag, T. Oh. I am not sure what bag you are talking
man. So you brought a bag with 400k back into the raid by the way. I know. Don't
let it bite you, it's all you would like 20k. Watch out one of these guards is
shooting. I'm gonna go open up the uh, I'm gonna go open up the Sturman case.
You sound good. I'll hunt the rest of his guards.
Come on, baby. Red Ripple.
I push up, push up.
Did you even find who said it was?
Shoot that?
Absolutely fucking ass.
You should have.
Summit, where'd you die at?
Did you loot him already?
I took his backpack.
Did you take any of his gear to bring it out to the x-ray?
I was just, I was on my way to do that.
I'm doing it right now.
You caught me right before I went to do that.
Oh my goodness.
You literally took the idea right out of my mouth
All right, let's all leave oh wait I need to go back to the use compact in the water
It's all the way it's all the way we'll take this is what we're taking a second. Yeah
You're so precious to me, huh?
Oh, that's a long...
I thought that was a body.
I'm a little chunky, by the way, besides.
Yeah, I heard.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
I see a little turd.
Oh, that's a long one.
I thought that was a body.
I'm a little chunky, by the way, besides.
Yeah, I heard.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
I see a little turd in the grass
Oh, stupid
Sorry boss, sorry that I'm so ugly
Okay
One day you're pretty one day that day is definitely not today
Okay, then boss, all right
I like sweat pleasure is good to be ugly boss
It's all right. It's all right. I'll let it slide for now. Thank you
You don't find shades have a muh, do you?
I do not.
I will push your body.
Hey, hush, take this! You can help it run!
You son of a bitch.
Use it wisely.
late isn't that funny get you out of a stamina be yeah have fun what
No, I'm not serious.
You bitch.
You bitch.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
No.
No.
No.
Oh, wait, I'm almost out of time.
I don't do it.
I'm about to save myself.
Are you serious?
Don't do it. Don't do it.
Don't do it, don't do it! You're not just killing me, you're killing seven, I'm all seven!
I can get some of the shit out.
You fucking me, you fucking me!
I'm trying to bust you!
You fucking me, you fucking me!
I'm trying to bust you.
We're almost there. Stay sharp, bud. Stay sharp. The battle is not yet won.
No goofing around.
a little tonguey I'm a turkey buggy what can I move there we go Steve
practice rod I need to think it's right over this here is it who's you see yeah
yeah I wrote this out a little hole I would love to play the island again man I
I would love nothing more sadly
Until they fix the game like how God did I can't you know, and she should be seeing the green smoke
He moment now. I can't leave over now. I
Wish I could but I can't
Why see you we spoke
why can't I because sadly here no yeah if we have the key I think I got this I
got this one he's this was oh no it's a pre-extract yeah we can leave here
beautiful perfect I'll just tell my team that was commanding then we'll go ice
breaker sadly man you know I have the greatest community on twitch but with
That being said, we also have a lot of posers,
we have a lot of heathens,
and with that, those posers and heathens,
we got a group of people who follow our group around,
myself, Peanut, Summit, Gen G, all of our friend group.
They follow us around in any game that we play
that they can DDoS us on, they DDoS us.
Tapping on Sea of Thieves, tapping on Left 4 Dead,
and as well as the Isle, AZ, any game that a server
or the ability to see a server is revealed,
they will DDoS it off of Planet Earth.
Straight to Icebreaker, I'm bringing the explosive.
I even tried playing off stream yesterday,
and I still could not complete the final Icebreaker quest.
I'm doing that right here, right now!
Hell yeah, let's do it.
out let's do it just like the main
promise why I could compete it is because I just run out of time every
time you mean yeah yep yep yep yep yep yep and that it will work good
because right whenever I finish the first batch you can literally just run
forwards and just instantly go finish the second batch okay all right what you
What you guys have all the loot for the first icebreaker ride
Most of it. I mean, I'm obviously gonna pick up, you know, some ammo so I can keep shooting
Maybe some euros for the boxes. Well, that's what I'm saying. Listen. Listen to me
It's if you allow me to clear the first part
You'll have all your ammo and all your shit for the second part and then you go like like we're tagging in and out like those
What if we fold suit though it go twice as fast. Yeah, but it gets hairy
I mean we can I don't care, but it gets a bit dead
Right
Yeah, we beat up. Yeah, what do you mean? I'm going in for a one
That's a good choice, that's a good one
What I'm bringing my n60 that's
Yeah, you want to bring something
stupid ideas something
a lot of ammo. Yeah, but you want you want something like that's it's pretty close corridors.
I'm not even joking. These guys, they give him like a quarter of a second reaction time.
So while you're lugging that 450 pound piece of garbage up your eyeball, they've already killed
you seven times. Yeah, you just pre pre eight corners. You don't like you don't like swing
Yeah, peanut you idiot. Oh, so oh, oh, you're so right
He'll he'll aim the whole time with a 400 pound gun. Oh, why did I think of that?
Your guy will get tired in like five seconds. Yeah, that's actually very true
Bring an AK 12 that's a more reasonable choice
I
Gotta grab some stuff over right there. We're taking I'm not even supposed to ready yet
Also insurance is voided in this so don't worry about ensuring anything he's like
I'm not lying, I'm not lying, don't listen to me.
I'm telling you, Summit, you can trust me and
sure all of the things you're bringing in.
Don't do it.
Summit, you have to believe me.
Don't believe him.
I do. Summit, don't believe me.
Don't believe him.
You have faith in me, Summit.
And you put your faith in me.
Can you put it in me?
Don't, well, up to you if you wanted to do that.
Don't believe him
He's gonna seduce you with his peanut body
Okay, yeah, I got your back. Thanks. Thanks also summit bring food bring water
You bring me a big backpack of some sort. I lost one recently
You
Not give him his fucking backpack back. Oh no, that's my only
Later shame on shame him shame him right now. Jamie. Don't say me. Don't say me shame on
Well, how about this? How about this? I okay? They're saving me. They're saving me. No shit. They're shaming it
Okay, fine. Listen, I will bring you this backpack if if
If and only if and only if the second time we won icebreaker I get all the night vision
The night vision is a one slot that was 100,000 ease well now you're dipping into my pocket. I
I
Isn't one of them seven save him save hot save hot
Completely different save him save him. I don't want to help out of teammates
You're a piece of shit peanut you are a piece of shit
All right, fine. You get 30% of the night vision
What a hundred percent of night vision on round two I get two night visions
You can have one night vision.
I'll get a night vision and you jerk my shit at least once.
Fine. One night vision on the second run.
Alright. Shake my hand. I'll shake your nub.
Okay. Alright. Okay.
Alright. Fair deal.
Shake your body. You better be shaking your body right now.
Are you shaking your body?
I'm shaking it. I'm shaking it. I'm shaking it. I'm shaking it.
Alright. Alright. We have a deal.
We have a deal.
We have a deal.
Right.
Wait, I've got, we're leaving the smokes.
Oh, okay.
All right, we have, we have but an issue in this play.
What?
Summit, I need you to do something for me, okay?
And you're not gonna like it, but you're just gonna have to do it. See it's just so much. Just let it happen and deal with it
Okay, I need you to close your game out and go into your launcher. Oh
Yeah, I forgot
You have to yeah, just just do it just do it. Don't think about it. Just listen what I'm saying do it
No, listen, it takes four hundred thousand dollars to get in there and four hundred thousand dollars to get out
But there's a code you can type into the launcher
What'll give you all the money to do it one time in and out and by getting you through this one time
You will have enough money to continue rinsing and repeating this process. Mm-hmm. Yeah
But you have to do this one. I redeem it. All right. Uh, hi straight up right
Click the drop down like in like the little setting whatever the fuck and do the redeem codes and you're gonna type in
boat trip all capitals
P that how do I what how do I get euros? Who do I go to see here?
I
Use the freak with the B. Dion
Yeah, open your game check your shit, you'll have
400,000 and 3,000 rubles so 800,000
Wait wait wait submit what you want to do is you want to put 400,000 rubles in your butthole and
2,500 euros a single ruble or you're less
okay
Um, okay, I want.
Yo, Kyle, thank you so much for the 20 gifted over on the tube, baby.
I appreciate you, Kyle.
Duffy's in YouTube chat and Cash, thank you for the 10 gifted over on Twitch.
Duffy's in a kick chat.
I appreciate you guys, man.
Thank y'all so much for love.
Thank you all so much for the fun.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
YouTube Jack, keep that love rolling.
I appreciate you brother, thank you so much man.
Hey hold on, wait a second, massive, massive chat in the YouTube chat, massive.
Probably because you were the one egg attention to clear the rugs so you missed the loot.
Hmm, that's interesting.
Mods, can we ban the viewbots, please?
Ban the, ban the viewbots?
Ban chatbots?
Not only, not only.
Do I lay my life down the line for the mighty but behind my back while I'm risking it all
They steal from me. I mean that's just that's an interesting big
You make me sick you make me sick fuck
Fuck
the
good spot
okay spot com com com com
the
that listen some there is no going back here
if peanut drops dead work continuing
five drop dead you guys continue
and listen people are shameless yesterday we fought outside of here people
rockin rebuy ours
they were rockin
uh... lapuas just camping this shit so no one else can go in there
I fought valiantly, unfortunately, my teammates died.
I got out.
Incorrect.
Peanut died and me and Cloakcy killed everyone and got out.
Not true.
He's trying to lie to you once again, Summit.
How do you even call him your friend?
Believe and trust in me, Summit.
Believe and trust in me.
No, Summit is my best friend.
No, he's not my best friend.
I've known him longer.
That's the tell who's lying, I mean.
What?
The long Japanese does not equate to quality.
We're lovers.
Time with Summit has been quality.
Lovers?
You're a side piece whore. I am his what his true love. I am not a side-piece whore
Tell him seven come on pick the tip this way
What?
You know what happened today? What I did kill him first rain back. I killed him by smoking
I felt so bad. I keep talking about it. I killed him. I took his kettler
I just need to stay right with that 7. Quick quick quick.
I'm fat. Hold on.
I just need someone to reload it. Here reload it. Here reload it.
I reloaded. I reloaded.
Alright.
That was a weird audio. Sounded like it was playing in front of us.
I saw a red laser. I see a red laser coming through the thing.
Mine.
Yours? Okay.
Mine mine mine mine mine mine.
get your stampy
all right when we run over here below us and to our right is where people are
gonna come from the other side of the lake the other spawns
the left. Push out of the hill.
Oh we got shot at from our right. They're fighting go go go go go go go go go go go
go go go go go go. Not good I think that's that's Sandy maybe.
That's Sandy, that's Sandy, that's Sandy. Got me dead.
Left. Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Not good!
They got borders in there!
They're right up in front of us!
Someone needs to throw a nade!
Throw a nade!
I'm also throwing a nade.
Throw a nade!
Oh no, he's peeking me!
Alright, go!
Go!
Go right!
Go right!
Go right!
Go, go, go, go, keep running, I'm about to stab him, I'm about to stab him, keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing, AAAAAHHH
Don't go, go, go, go, get a wreck, get a wreck, get a wreck, hold up, get a wreck, I'm good
Stay right here don't peek, don't peek
Do I hit the lip, what do I do?
Don't go, don't escape, don't escape, don't escape, this ain't transitioning
Oh
Okay, we're gonna go stay here stay here stay here
Stay
Okay, I'll cast the future check and I'll just crack my fucking money into the right thing
Yes, we did it baby!
Yes!
Come on!
Alright, here we go, here we go, hold my shit!
We are ex!
Holy shit!
I did not have a doubt in my bar of the entire time
Holy shit!
Too easy!
Sanitary is there
Yes, so that also is a chance of happening
I'll be careful on here.
Holy shit, bro.
I let Sanitaris fellas fucking have it.
Let me tell you that.
I was giving it to him.
I had to have shot 50 rounds at Sanitar.
I had to have hit him three times.
Minimal, minimal.
I had to shoot like five times in the head.
I'm seeing it was bouncing right off the ball point.
I couldn't kill the guy.
Oh man, all righty, all righty, all righty, all righty, yeah, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Now again, we all are in understanding, if one of us dies, we must continue the raid and leave their body behind, it is what it is, are we all in agreement?
Yes, all in agreement, all in agreement.
I see if I die you guys eat the whole couple of them because neither do you I think I'm on this quest
You know how these most of you can't even do the boss even if you want
They got me though my bags
Well, I think it'll be a good one.
Ooh, give me that.
All right, Miss Hunter, you're gonna be my ammo guy.
All right, I'm gonna need you to pack ship for me when we get to the later part, okay?
Yeah, sounds good.
I
Am good
Did you guys go right?
Are you still with mr. Hodge?
Oh, I'm oh my god. I think a flat side. I got it. I got it. I got it. We're good. I got it. I got it. I got it
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Okay. Are you going to be the boss? I can get us
all the way to the helipad. I'll give you my flashlight or my gun. Oh, okay. Okay.
All right
Is this all pve now
Is that you the summit is in front with the mdr, I think he's being fun
You know you are okay. He that's gonna put it this far I
I got the hallway. I got straight down.
Good. I'll go get medical area.
Sound like they're underneath.
Is anyone on the opposite side yet?
No.
There's not a single sole upstairs. They're all downstairs.
It's not good.
What, just PK'd?
Just worried about night once night's dead it gets a little bit easier. Who's running? Pee, is that you? Yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay, careful, they're gonna be coming now
Very careful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's fine.
All right, dead.
Good work, good work.
All right, so you can go right
and start looting.
I know Pino is getting literally everything.
Oh, I'm not, I'm not taking it.
I don't even have a backpack, guys.
Oh, gotcha.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I was looking for the key
You can go to the right you can go this way
Go that way and just start doing
You can't get flanked or anything like that unless they come through me first
This should be on the other side. Don't shoot the other side be the other side. Are you ready?
I'm gonna look for a flashlight. We'll see it
I
Both of them.
They're in the kitchen.
The last slide down here for you, P.
Yeah, I'm trying to find what the match is.
Looks good, I think we're good
We just flies on easy job and the kitchen inside the freezer
In the freezer. Yeah
Hey, oh gotcha. It's okay
What are you talking about the freezer? Yeah in the freezer back of the
Go into the kitchen and the back next to the freezer. It's right there
like it's like it's on the ground it's on the gun no way they that is round the
flashlight had a smoking I really saw a flashlight we are the shawty oh
Oh
Gotcha
Yeah, this is not working but I
Can't put my gun all these guys are not good like stuff. What's up?
No, this is all shit. It's all shit. I'm guessing you probably looted night, correct me
I took his stuff for his pockets. Have you already killed everyone for sure? Everyone's good. Yeah, I believe so
Like I'm 99% sure I haven't fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully cleared, but
95% sure like everything's good. I'm gonna go ahead and work my way to the smoke area
Yeah, I think it aids came from the secondary guys, you know what I mean? Yeah, sounds good
You want to go ahead and pop this thing open piece so I can go and clear that so you're
I
You find any extra five five six by chance
Summit come dust
You won't you won't need any time you won't need these guys that this is our garbage all everybody chances point has a good time
I
Guess upstairs I'm in the kitchen
Okay, I know what that is.
There's a second plot, let's make a blueprint of this second thing.
Alright.
Alright.
Cool lock.
Boys were slowing down
Which I don't care, but P you're gonna run out of time for that boss we need to hurry up
Yeah, I know I'm gonna fucking did you just one guy me I
Get to the spot get this one. That's what
Summit go down the staircase. I'm gonna come meet you
Yeah, right here
We're making money moves, boys! We're running out of time! We're burning daylight!
Oh, you died, Semmit.
Can I say that?
Yeah, yeah.
Can I skip this?
No, no, no, big one!
First five! I gotta watch it!
That's Mr. Wedgie, Mr. Summit.
That's the fake credit card.
That's who we're going at.
Oh, Mr. Wedgie.
Good, Mr. Wedgie.
Mr. Wedgie, the third.
Okay.
I see you're here to blow up, Mr....
Yeah, I'll clear it.
You sure you got this, dude?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, it's a chance I died, but I also would like to do it.
Alright, so I'm at very important. Do not go past this door.
After I walk through, I want you to close this door,
and I want you to close this door as well, and wait in the hallway, okay?
Alright, yep.
Stand next to P.
Hey, here, follow me, just follow me once.
Can't close this door.
I got it, I got it.
Oh, he was alive. Alright, follow me, sir.
But what we're saying right here?
Why because if we're any closer open up my screen
Or some it all right
Very special.
You better watch out, I think we're falling.
You better watch out, Hunts. I see his part. I'm seeing his connection.
Alright?
Watch out, Hunts.
Yeah, watch out. Watch out.
Shut up!
What did you say, Hunts?
What? What did Hunts say?
So you want to touch that man up man up manning up right now, right now is when I'm manning up right now
Do got out to got out you help we want to keep looking show right now
Yeah, you taught us the one.
Oh, I know.
So I'm like baby-died right now?
Yeah, we're baby-died right now.
What about me on that one?
Guys, Pina, can I ask you for a favor?
No, of course.
Can you shut the fuck up?
Of course.
Sorry, boss, I won't see nothing, boss.
Sorry, boss.
I wonder if the guys on the cholesterol will get them first.
I got one left, but I don't know where he's tucked.
What are you gonna help me do on?
He's hiding somewhere. I don't know where he is.
I mean, you guys can come in, see if you guys can see him.
All of them are pretty much dead. Literally just one guy.
I'm not sure where he's at.
Oh, Chad's saying my Nade could have killed him. We might. I think we might be good. Be very careful when you walk in.
Looking pretty clear.
Yeah, and we're good.
Let's move, let's move. Let's ride!
I've been taking H cap one of these guys.
Yeah, do it.
Alright Jared, every mag that you see is good ammo, take all mags, just grab them for now
and unload them here in a second and then all night vision.
Night vision is 100k pop.
So, FN57's 50k pop, take pistols as well.
I might see an HK with a flashlight, boss.
I'm not seeing no HKs either, brother.
I might have to use the FK16.
Or the MCX.
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
No, no.
No, no, no.
I mean there was a fucking M4A1 and it should be scripted, what the hell?
So it's a jackass!
What are you fuckers?
Alright, that's the other day.
What's the fucking thing?
Guys, where's the silencer because of this fucking M4? Somebody take it.
I have it, I have it, I have it.
I have it.
I didn't know, I didn't know, I didn't know, I forgot.
We're good, we're good, we're good, I find another one.
even the pistol even the pistol mag summit make sure you take those two it's all good all very
very good yes yes oh it's way bigger it's better than what i got probably right is this tactical
rig good the spirit the spiritist systems lv 119 i don't know what you're talking about chat says
yes it is you're steering me i'm gonna go kill everybody see you later okay
oh boy here i go kill it again
sure you don't need any help on the next part p
no no no no i'm a professional okay you know beyond come on i'm a professional
I never die
Because you say bro, whatever you say
We can ever die because I never die
Okay, they're not in the original spots what my ass
All right, so what what if peanuts do you want some it I'll take
Okay, I'll figure it out when I get to his body
45 up with a piece sounds good
How many is there on the helipad with you people is it five I
I think five, yeah.
Well, you got three, Jobar.
That's three, two, five, I think.
Something like that.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit, what?
this guy's morphing into the fucking box
there's better guns okay okay I mean I kind of like the up is all I'm saying
also it's only a two by three and it's you shabby a two shabby also something
to explain to you what just happened there's a as you can see with like the
bodies so you can get into it like a little spot where they all stack here
And then you obliterate the fuck out of them also all these rates are level five plates and
If you have level four on you should swap
I got a level five LV 119 play carrier, bro
Nice you should take all these FPCs fill it up and put it in your backpack
FPCs that's right. I got FCPC
I gotta get another one actually, to be honest with you.
You can only carry one.
You carry two of the big rigs, you can only carry one of the small ones.
the helicopter is clear, we're good
you almost, you almost died?
the helicopter is done, it is done
no, I heard you almost died, died
no, no, no, no, I never die
because we PIA never die
they do not call me PIA never losing on
attack 6 is better than 5s?
uh, yes
also, um
Actually, so I can't carry to SP SC why not? Why can't I just restrictions?
It's just like this is there's no reason. Yeah. Yeah
restrictions that's it again
I mean go ahead. You want to try and carry it, but I could be wrong. I hope I am
If I am wrong, I'm gonna pick up some stuff in there. I've tried put it in your bag while you're wearing one
Yeah, it is
Well, I'm not wearing a CPC. I'm wearing a
Like mv a thingy
You got some up there. Yeah, I got some up here. I'm gonna take it nothing you guys never did it's way
I'm just I'm just going for the quest. Oh, sounds good summit. I think we're all good here. I think we should go ahead and move up
All the little things that you're min-maxing right now you're gonna replace
I don't think so AP63 is gonna go on my MPX at home bro sit in there waiting for me
Right up top right up here go up to see this right here this mc x come on come on come on come on come on
come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come
Should I drop the omp?
yeah yeah
I mean it fits into my bag though, you know what I'm sayin?
Will I be able to find another one that fits me in it?
Yes. Yes.
Come on to the next part.
There's Eid down here right? There's a three of us?
Can you join me we'll all die?
If you just get down? Nope.
Up! Up! Up! Up!
See you'll make him go down.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Alright.
Summit, come straight to me.
Fat, I'm fat.
Yep, stay on the right side and walk to the middle of the helipad, you can't die right here.
Stay on the right side.
They won't die!
I'm not doing anywhere, the peanut's not...
not at all. Stay on the right side, walk me on the
other side, you'll be fine trust. Watch you use
where I don't even fucking care. Oh my god. Yeah, I can
help you. He's not gonna break much. All right, I'm
coming. He's not going to bed. I'm shooting him in the
base and then then they don't know look at him such
style so I'm gonna go sit there and hit I feel like we're all below
not in the best of positions here
can I climb up on the no no you're safe the back of my you might have for his
fucking garbage this is giant front side in the middle of myself I can't see
the other one dead
me sure how you do it
Fantastic
I got a gas mask
I'm coming out of that
spot
There's one really close
He's in a really oh my gosh my chest is orange fuck me. Oh, dad. Nice. Oh, dad. Nice
Yeah, right now
We doubt nice be got one on that corner
I'm giving it back to you. I'm giving it back to you all you
I'm on the move, on the move, you're in the territory.
Got one on that right corner.
That one down.
Nice.
Another one, same spot, sounds like.
That was a good one.
Good job, good job.
What's up, what's up?
We're down.
Nice feet.
All dead.
All clear.
All clear.
Good work.
Good work.
Yeah.
Do easy.
Do easy.
Summit, on the helipad, I unloaded Max for you on an MPX.
There's still one mag that needs to be unloaded.
I'm going to go work on the next grouping.
We're doing good.
25 minutes left.
We got this.
We can do this.
We're doing so good, Dan.
We're doing so good.
So, so, so good.
We got to stay focused.
We got to stay focused.
We got to get up there.
I have.
Top of the eight on top against the three of us and then get to the captain's court. I have mags for you whenever you need them
Just come and grab
Wait, I think I have to go back. Why do you have to go back? Oh, no, I'm good
Going on summit you okay
No, I don't understand what you're talking about, would you leave?
Uh, MPX.
There's an MPX ammo up there.
But if you can't find it, fuck it, come down here to me.
There's so much more down here.
I want to move boys and boys and-
Yes, sir.
I doubt you doubt ice
I want to move. I want to move. Yep. Second you say you need help, I'm dropping back
back and I'll come straight to you. I'll be dead. Move in the box.
Yeah great work
so you need any food water I am 31 52 right now I saved my reserve all right I
can have food and water free I'm dropping next to the double doors down
down here. I need to make more room for myself as well. I also have some nods for you, my
vision, that I'm going to give you as well, just grabbing as much as I can. I'm fat, and
I don't know where you guys are. Is it continuing up? Nope, go down. Down the staircase on the
left side. If you're facing the building on the right side, there's a P90 down here.
Your favorite with SS190s, all made down here. This guy.
I
Ready to charge
Good luck. What's up? We got we got 22 we got 22. Yeah, bro. You are making such great time
You're doing great. I don't really jump to you with it. I'm telling you we used to think that but there's so much after the boss, dude
Oh yeah, you're going all the way through. Yeah, we're going all the way to the end of this thing all the way to the end
We're not even done with the with the helipad grouping
Open the door I'm moving in a moving in and go to the box with the box sir
Come on, games!
Is he on the ground?
in the territory. How many should it be with three people? How many should it be with three
people?
No answer.
Guys, how many? Oh, fuck! Update, update, apparently. Seven. Oh, yeah, it's five to seven.
I think it's five to seven. That sounds right.
Oh, my gosh. I forgot the other info.
I don't know what's happening, I don't know what's happening, I don't know what's happening.
Oh fuck!
It's a broad game show!
Is it the MCX-300 Blackout any good, or is that kind of like eh?
Give me problems right now. He is in the fucking shit storm
We don't
I
Roger
All right
What's he down what's he down five
Six out.
What, what, what, what?
That's great.
Oh, we, we can, can it be six?
Is that what you said?
is it even possible for it to be just eggs?
the three people?
hmm
i'm depoing my bag and i'm running to u p
alright wait i'm gonna throw the screen at you by anything
nope
angle clear
p is any of the pistols worth grabbing other than 5.7?
no not really
got it
all right
the roughly up a lot of work with it
plus i had so much room still
i have so much bullshit pistols of other world
already have a lot of great
sounds good i'm gonna
people everything that i can out of my regular coming to you
Are you looting that area, or do I need to come and loot that as well?
Uh, you come loot this, I'm just taking a couple items.
Okay, sounds good.
I'm leaving most of it, I'm taking the money off the guys, but I'm leaving all the crazy
at what everything.
Yeah, yeah, sounds good, sounds good.
There's extra guns on the helipad summit if you want to grab that shit.
We have sixteen minutes.
got this we got this we got this i got a good question
i do still need this to be through water this way from here
going up under the next one you've been taking as much as you want boys
which I'm gonna get 15 see the boat I don't know exactly I'm going to ask
Some sort of sneakbys over here, though.
I'm gonna be five.
We're running out of time, boys!
There we are.
I might have even left money on some of the guys.
There's shitloads of dude over here.
Sounds good.
He's got something better stuff. He's got something with the SSAP on, Sam.
I would drop that back.
Try and fit everything in your rig.
Everything in your rig.
Into that bag, whatever you can't, leave it.
And just come over here.
I'm inside this area, you hear me?
I'm near basketball court, where you at P?
P, I'm inside a basketball court right now, where you at?
I'm way above you, don't worry about me.
I'm three of them, three boys above you.
You wanna make sure you are, I wasn't gonna die.
I
Kind of back up or going further down from where I was much
Same way you went like the same route you were following just keep following that shot. We'll tell you I
Would explain it
I'm going in go ahead come to the coach
Yeah, this is just loot maxing. I mean this is just kind of how the map works. One person
clears the other two loots, we'll be the one clearing next game, and Pina will be the one
loading. Get out! Oh fuck! I got no legs! I got no legs!
Don't get better at looting, man.
Don't get better.
Takes a while.
Get there.
Give him a break.
It's his first day back and we're giving him the ultimate loot boss, you know?
Put it out, put it out.
You guys gotta remember that.
I
Got
People tell me to drop my bag you should drop your bag back on the house. Yeah
Like I said, so everything
But everything just five you sure
But everything your bag that you can and anything that is completely unnecessary or isn't go to just drop it on the helipad and like a little pile
And once you get over here, let's say that you you don't fill those slots you just grab from your pile on the helipad
Oh, we're gonna all clear clear. All right guys everybody on the map is dead
It is 100% safe to walk around so don't do anything easy. Okay, beautiful. Let's go people
Yeah, I just did a job. I finished that job. What's it be happy about job finish. I think so wait
I thought you said everything so
That was my job. I got something new
What do you have to do I gotta get I gotta save the captain. Oh gotcha
Shots I can't get a chance. Oh, I think I need to go
I think I need to go
I got to go hmm is this at the door
I
Go the wrong way
Summit did you bring your bag with you?
Yeah, I did because I passed the helipad apparently
Yeah
I don't really give a fuck bro. I have enough shit. I don't need any more shit. All right
There's even more said
I see you boys come over here drop all the crap you got and come get yourself. It's way better
You that's all your shipy. I think both of us are kind of loop loop maxed out right now
I know what you got is great, but I just don't think either of us have it in this to loot anymore
I'm gonna focus on the question. Bye. I'm gonna go guys
I
Diabetic
Holy fucking shit
We got big.
Uh, so, uh, if I were you, I'd start maybe walking towards that heli, brother.
if you're like over over wait
i don't even know what the fuck it's at but i'll start walking somewhere
uh... back to where you came so you're gonna come this way
guys wait
but you have to come up top and drop me my backpack
where'd i drop my backpack
i'll bring it to you
come on
you have your chat teach you how to get up here
alrighty
and go down that lane 7th this time
I'd go all the way back to the start of the map, oh my god
you should go around this uh... this loop summit and then up the staircase
be hunched, hunched
I'm right here
you hunched this way or click this way, okay?
yeah, go ahead
hunch, I need you to do something very specific, okay?
yeah, tell me
I need you to have your chat lead you all the way to the captain's quarters
grab the ultralink, put it in the backpack and then drop the backpack at the helicopter
I have to run all the way back to the truck in the back, okay?
ultralink, okay, I got it
got the gunslinger
read the note what don't it is easy about a note for the science but the
captain said as we get it for help there's a note
but why would they put that in the quest bag am I what am I doing the people
over at BSE are the dumbest motherfuckers yes yes same thing no top
grab the ultralight, put it in the back bank, give it to the helicopter.
Okay.
Summit on the ground, next to the H. I'm leaving a green flare in case I don't make it back.
What's that thing?
Hit three minutes, shoot that green flare up.
Okay, well I already dropped it on the ground.
I'm shooting at this red flare, but I don't even know where I'm at right now, and you're
expecting a lot right now.
Yeah, yeah, you're just going to go around that, around that bin, and then up the staircase,
and you're there, you're at the helipad.
you want to extract you just shoot the flare
then you go down one more or up one more from here
am I on the right level? I didn't go all the way down
I stayed one up one level I don't think it doesn't matter
yeah your chat will get you there
that'll get you there I promise
bro how am I overweight? I don't understand
think you've got a reason
fuck you bitch
I hear you I hear you. Yeah, it's me. I'm passed by a buddy. Hey buddy. How you doing bud? How you doing bud?
Alright, where's the link yet? So all of the captains cottage on the ground in the front that talk to me. Where am I going?
where am I going up I go up another floor why not I can't get sniped on this
bitch right now you're good everything's done I'll be right back I'm gonna go talk
Doctor, Mr. Scientist, get this done with.
Oh, up again.
In there?
Where is this shit?
It should be odd to grab a white box.
Or the ultra lake.
Oh
You sent me here with so late in the raid. I don't think I'm gonna make it back
No, you can make it because you can jump off the top. It's easy. It's easy. It's got the old trick. I don't drink
Where's the ultra link up?
So we're the bunch
I'm the guy
What's right? All right, cool ready. Oh fuck. Do I get back?
How the fuck do I get down to him, P?
You walk right towards the helipad and you just keep leaping over railings.
You jump over any railing that you see.
Alright, not there.
Also, don't leave without being cause you're glitches after two guys.
No, don't leave around the woods.
Don't kill.
fuck the mdr we're not gonna get it is what it is what we do for p
what i do for y'all i didn't get shit from the brand
well we do for pina what the hell is this kid
don't play nothing yet summit you got the backpack bunch
Yeah, backpacks right over here.
Hang on, hang on.
Yeah, it's going for it, Steve.
Anybody ready to be ready to bite?
Everybody ready.
Three, two, one, down.
Three!
Going for it, Steve.
Going for it.
All right, Summit.
First experience.
What do you think?
There's a lot of loot on that bitch.
Yeah, I like that, Mr. Summit.
And you got the crappiest time.
I'm telling you, if you went to the Bonsai,
you'd give it better time.
Me and even I'm not getting any of the rooms.
There's still like eight rooms you left.
I can tell Summit was not a fan.
Well, I got $226 next week.
Gums are gone.
You wanna try and clear some of it this time?
Oh, no, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good at it, man.
to keep getting quieter and quieter.
I'll just forget, fall all the way for my mic a little.
I got to check with Mr. Mechanic to watch.
I don't think someone enjoyed that.
I think what we do is we'll do one of those.
And now I think let's go do like a quest or something,
and then we'll go back.
I'll pick this up.
We'll come back when...
Is this the problem I give to $20,000 or is that another quest?
Can I sell these posters, these arena posters?
Right here in the third class.
Pretty awesome class.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
I'm not too sure actually, I don't know.
I'm not too sure. You know what I am sure of though? That I have no fucking room in my stash. That's what I'm sure of.
I'll feel that man, I'll feel that.
Mechanic, I saw these MVGs too.
Stop the PvE. Hey, um, yeah. All the MVGs that you don't want to keep, sell them. I also didn't give you MVGs.
fuck. Uh, whoever said that, I want to tell you something from the bottom of my heart.
If I wanted to hear what you wanted, I would stick my hand up your ass and use your mouth
like a puppet, okay? Ah, don't do that, I want this. Okay, then that's what I do, okay?
I don't give a fuck what you want, brother. You know what I give a fuck about? Rubele.
Monday and right now I'm a rich goop up so shut the hell up nobody cares
you
you
you
you
you
100 it won't let you leave. I learned that hardly twice. Twice! Twice! Twice! Just trust me so much. I lost everything twice.
Hunch, when I say, here, can you help me with this? It's part of the Iceberg quest slide, right? Okay.
And I just repeat the last part. Now there's a checkbox that says plant the hacking device in the server room in the lab.
Do you think that's a lab on the boat or like labs the back in the lab?
I mean, I feel like that's gotta be the last because it's literally a room called server room
I mean I would if if you're asking what I think and what I don't know I would say yes labs the map for sure
But I don't know I'm getting word that there's a lab on the boat, but I've never seen a lab on the boat
Have you seen the lab?
I mean yes, but if it was if it was for the boat it would say the lab on the boat not the labs
That is true. Did you just said though that she did this and she said she pledged it in a lab on the boat?
What do you think now? I think it's the lab on the boat
It's what I've been saying the whole fucking time if you would listen you don't know if you're little
I would say in years. That's not everybody in the chat has been just saying
It was the chat.
Well, how about you tell the chat to shut up?
Guys, it's on the phone.
It was, it's written play this day right there, guys.
It's written play this day.
Can't you read?
You going to bed?
Oh, man.
I'm taking it all off, so.
The gall of some people.
One second, chat.
I'm going right here, boys.
How's this look?
Is it nice?
Is it a candy?
It's all right
She might roll with something a little alright, it's confirmed chat night off tomorrow day off tomorrow
We'll be playing tomorrow night, but day off tomorrow
You know I'm gonna enjoy the specter sex even if he played him
But we hold up did you see this oh wait, we're not it on this one tonight. I'm gonna be honest with you
to
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That's good, that's good.
We got a bastard.
Oh, hey, gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen.
Huh?
burn out down guys if Genji wants to join I promise you peanut will pull her
in into the car
Oh fuck I brought my trooper.
Shit.
Dammit.
Oh dammit I'm getting tired.
I'm getting tired.
I'm getting so sweet.
Well, the classic Tarkov game loses audio, and there we go.
Well, I'll be honest, at least we're in a good place for everybody to be AFK.
I don't know if there's any place better than right here.
You guys ready for a great raid?
Yes says the team.
You are the team, you can just say yes to the touch.
Also I think some of it hated icebreaker.
If we go back, well I mean to be honest with you Pete, whenever I first did icebreaker,
it fucking sucks.
getting there holding my dick.
That's true, that's true.
Well, let's have him kill everyone.
What do you think about that?
Yeah, I think as long as we're teaching him,
I mean, P, slow down, just don't stop back here.
I said, as long as we're teaching him,
I think it's fine.
That raid, it was literally like,
we were just catching up to you the entire time.
And that was the plan.
But I think that was the issue.
Made a nice one.
Well, I sort of, I sort of,
Bulltex and Tau-Tau, by the way,
You should give up good up to them.
All right, we'll catch up.
I'm waiting for share.
I know imagine part three comes out.
I might go live just to watch part three
and then end stream to be honest.
If it does come out tomorrow morning.
you.
Part three, if you don't know
a part one and part two, don't
waste your mental. It's
something me and the boys. Very
sneaky. It was late on a very
sneaky late 10 30 AM on a
Monday. We were smoking crack
rocks of Legos and it's an
weren't there. Be happy that you're not addicted to that that crack called brick by brick.
Well, I thought that came up. I'm good. You're good. I'm waiting for you. Be that you said
I'm right in front of you
Yeah, so
We're into the story two hundred thousand dollars with the Legos stolen by a Mormon owner
The reason I say he's a Mormon owner is because the cops are also Mormon that go to a church the same
the same church as the owner of the Lego store,
the CEO of the place is, or the CEO of the company
is also Mormon to big conspiracy theory.
The Mormons are still at $100,000 worth of Lego
and the cops are in on it, allegedly.
Basically, that your shop, your fresh up?
That would be no one's here by, I lied.
I lied.
I lied to you.
Oh
I'm going to love a building service to the beat yard, and we're right here if you wanted to wait for us
All right, if we kill you
No, don't shoot me I'm the handsome one she a hint you got out the force. That's me
Also, I have brown pants on
I
Told you a woman about pants. I will shoot everyone from pants unless you answer my call
Whatever I say is he answered you passed by this. I'm passed. I'm we're passing by all this
Unless you wanted to live and catch up to him
Who take this right here, son. Yeah, take this whole bottle of ibuprofen
I see a guy.
Oh, he's got a scavenger.
You have?
Oh, he's the robot.
Do you have anything to do something here?
No.
He's the robot.
You have the acres though. Oh
I've got that I've got to find my fucking
zoom buttons um
No, so that's not anything else. I'm scared. So let's go grab that
What was your lover bill? He's like I see what you say. Yeah, you have to
Have to just find my little zoom button if you got change, you know
I'm climbing up a de-kidrock.
Why are you the meteor?
Oh my god, stripper's here.
Oh my god!
Fuck!
Guys, I have to cure stripper's nature.
30 seconds of the meteor's here.
I'll figure out where to go.
Alright, alright. Just run straight between those rocks. I'm coming P.
Oh my god!
Is that the BTR shooting at you?
I don't know what that was.
Yeah, BTR shooting at you. Someone's in the BTR.
What the hell?
You're on dickhead?
Yeah, I'm on dickhead. Servant here at the BGI is on high standard mode.
It's not good. Oh, that's that's not got a dandy situation. I will not lie. I'm afraid of to come over to you. Oh
Don't be afraid of him. He's gonna be here. Yeah
That's right here. He always will be
I get to you that the BTR killing me
Yeah, don't buy you're good
Don't worry boss. I'll run them proud for mr. Sturbussey his brothers
There's a chance VTR was shooting at Sturman.
That's what I was saying earlier.
It didn't sound like it.
It didn't sound like it.
Where's Sturman at?
I do not know.
I saw one of his butt buddies up here by the lodge.
I lost him.
I don't want to be here.
Who's that right there?
Is that you?
I accepted that.
that rock you're behind
what's up what's up I am as well we're gonna be I believe oh oh so let's go
this guy so let's go this guy I used to the right on double leg rock
Oh
He's just kill you
You just kill you
Another one in front somewhere to shot me I see okay, I see that fucker. Oh, yeah, there he is
He's on hill, maybe
watch out watch out like the hill that we were clearing on earlier
so you're right
that looks clear
There's a scab there, I heard.
Who's on top of the hill right now, is that one of you?
No.
I'm between two drive-pods, Logs.
One of the Sturman's guards is dead.
Yeah, maybe the BTR shot this guy.
And that's why he's dead.
Yeah, Sturgeon's Guard's dead.
Sturgeon, where are you at?
I don't sense that, I'm with.
Alrighty, I think we're good. I think the player's dead. I think the guard's dead.
I don't know where Sturgeon is.
Who are Mrs. Tumusi?
No idea where Sturgeon is.
I'll push through the cabbage, I'll push through the cabbage.
Alright, this is who was shooting at me.
One out, Suburcy. One out.
We'll be right out.
Are you at the Huts right now? I'm in the main, uh, tin thing.
You betcha Suburcy is dead!
Yeah, BTR killed him.
Oh, it's coming fully automatic from the Saturday Mountain!
From where?
That's us? Okay.
It's about
Running into you guys
You guys are inside warehouse right something. Yeah, I'm in here. I'm in here now
Ah, well that was diarrhea.
Alright, I'm off to kill this guy and then find the BTR.
I
Think I got you doing
What up P following you around
a little fucking jackrabbit
There's someone with a fully automatic weapon over yonder
He frosty
Hopefully these you something first
Well come on man.
Well you love something, you wanted to protect him with your life.
What happened?
I just shoot him a little bit, not dying I didn't.
Oh okay.
So I can nurse him back to health, like a mama bird, puking his mouth.
Oh it all makes sense.
Oh part of the matter is he was a firefighter, he'd be starting the fire so he'd be fucking
fought, you know what I mean?
You saw that too on Twitter didn't you?
Yeah I did see that.
I saw that shit.
I have G1.
There was a firefighter. He just started being a firefighter like a young kid. He
Went and started like what was it like four fires and then it did help extinguish the fires
So that like it made him look good like get praise
For real fires. Yes, family homes half a million dollars in damages
I don't even know what place he put on a fireman.
We gotta rest and get everything.
Gotta respect the grind. You gotta respect the grind boys.
You gotta respect the grind.
Looks like whenever I shoot Pina in the leg and then clutch up.
I guess, I don't know.
Practicing, practicing.
Damn it, I've been a firefighter for two weeks and there's been no fires.
Fuck it, I'ma start one myself.
You'll be a family of four. The house is going down.
Hope you got that, though.
We heard the beach over here, right?
I thought it was literally the complete opposite direction, to be honest with you.
Oh, no, that's not good.
Can we just stay at Lumbermill until it passes by?
I did that, I waited the entire raid and it never came.
Push right!
Realt person, realt person!
Now he's dead.
Get out of here!
Thanks.
To the door left!
I heard that right yeah I heard that no there's a burst shot in force oh my god
this guy was packing there's a second guy over here
I think this guy might take that mosey.
Is that guy named Scabby Lord or whatever?
Yeah, Scabby Lord, yeah.
I'm just gonna take him to be charged here for jumble, which I'm about to make around here.
He's in four door left summit somewhere, no idea where, it's over there.
GP?
That's the other one, worry about it.
The BTR's out here, I'm gonna head out back.
Shot towards that good.
Look at that rock summit right where I'm looking.
Zoom in, is that blood on that rock?
Left side.
That does indeed look like blood to me.
probably where in four guys, which means he's rotating around where we came from.
You're not where you going? Where you at?
I'm, I'm, I'm back a lever bill.
There he is.
I'd be shooting.
You just shot a bullet.
mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm okay let's go
where the hell is your BGR at?
wait for me that's where you go yeah right over here where we came from where we came from
oh let's get Yeager's note for you
Oh, I got the BTR, it's coming, it's coming!
Oh, BTR, look at him!
Alright, take that BTR, uh, peanut, and have it take you to the outskirts, we'll meet you
there, yeah?
Thank you much
We I've got you about the hover crab
I was a bad and the quads
Sounds good. We're heading over to outskirts
Oh, Scabos.
We-we-we oughta-
We were job scouts.
Uh, you sec.
The first option.
I
Guess I'm walking boss it left you that'd be he kicked me out I
Pressed I wanted to go to use that. He's like are you sure you want to go to use it? Yes
Yes, I'm sure
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Oh, guys, I don't have to do the smugglers or the kill the rogues.
I only have to go to labs now and put it in the server room.
Oh, no, no, no. I have to go to the boat and put it in the server room.
I forgot what you just said.
I have to do the rogues. I got I got one guy
We have a
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Laughing as we go go kill 30 rogues and then go back to the ice we can put it on the lab
Got the boat. I'm not gonna lie to you boys. It's probably my L. Jizzle. Why don't you L. Jizzle me buddy?
It's only 10 30 p.m. We come on
It is a Monday, and I'm 13 and a half hours into the stream
I am exhausted and we all have inches deep in your butthole if you get on
We got that we're almost at the outskirts
Bro we had a long weekend man, I'm fucking partisan in this chair. I gotta get out of it
that's kind of shitting in a chair
I am I can only play so much
I would sooner believe the Pope puts on disguise
is actually Tony Hawk. That is your buddy
I can only sit so long fucking leaning forward
and trying to make sure I don't get shot in the face
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