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How you doing? How you doing? How you doing today? How you doing? How you doing? Good morning.
White shirt, keep it consistent. You gotta keep it consistent. Afternoon from the UK, England.
What going on? You already know that motherfucker putting beans on toast for sure. For sure.
sure not a doubt in the world not a doubt in the world good morning good morning good morning
good morning good morning good morning good morning that xqc dude or whatever brings weird
vibes to the p-squad what happened what happened afternoon from Portugal what up
baby
yeah trust me it's a lot of fun
What happened well, we'll open up clip queue early clip queue is now
Oppine post your clips in the chat
Post your clips in the chat post your clips in the chat
All right, we watched a little bit of the crash out
I want to start the clip session with watching the crash out from yesterday. It was so good
We were live over on kick watching it. I was just
cackling
cackling
Please submit peanut fucking losing their minds on each other
Yeah, I love my favorite part about when somebody crashes out is is when somebody gets mad and
then somebody gets real mad and this summit just starts lashing. He starts yelling at
peanut. That argument stops that he looks at his chat. There's obviously chat hoppers
so he starts yelling at them. And he just starts usually yelling at inanimate objects
like a lamp or something but I mean he's just he's probably as high a giraffe
pussy probably thinks that lamp's a person you know
I remember you crashed that on me yesterday for no reason completely
deserved and I'm gonna crash on you again if you're not live in the next five
fucking minutes if they wear the hell are you went to Brooks chat today she
said you're riding on a bike what are you a communist the hell's wrong with you
riding on a bike first step riding on a bike second step riding on a cock okay
where are you doing in Saturday it slurs Saturday yeah I'm the best day of the
week where the fuck are you we're supposed to be taking it over the sand
How's we building bases dominating?
We just catch stride yesterday.
We finna be rich goopers today and you decide to take the day off.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Get on offline right now.
Get on offline right now.
I'm waiting for my answer I'm waiting for a fuck off or a okay sounds good
fuck you all right that'll happen that'll happen that'll happen I'll see you in 15 minutes
How many fucking times do I hear let's ride we die and then I just have to fucking sit there and take it
Because it's not that big of a fucking deal
You dipshits die one time your streamer gets a little bit annoyed for ten fucking minutes
You have to jump over and fucking act like the world ended suck a fucking fat one your whole community bunch of bitches
Get some fucking time on this website before you fucking come over to someone's channel.
You don't need to fuck your real name, do you?
I've been around this.
I gotta watch something.
I gotta watch something.
I gotta watch something.
Fuck you and your whole community.
Fucking foul.
People maybe have to suck up to you fucking idiot so that you get some fucking viewers.
I don't give a fuck.
God I wish he was young at symphony, you know like it's cool. It's nice watching
Summit yell at chat, but God imagine if you was young at symphony you could just make it that much better
You know
I have my own community over here, where we don't have to fucking go talk shit.
Maybe it happens from time to time.
I understand jumping happens.
My channel does it too.
But you guys, you guys, you don't know like, you don't know how to like properly handle yourself on the left side.
You guys just all go around in a big mob like a bunch of idiots.
You can't handle yourself better than that, especially people that are playing with your boy.
boy okay you know I'm saying all right all right let's ride it's like you yell that by your dad
you know yeah you may I'm not certain I think you're strategizing about what to do next rate
I need that's what I think that's what's going on I think you're strategizing about yeah but
but okay yeah yeah he's right oh yeah he's right oh he's right he's right small hand claps he's right
he's right but the reality is it ain't the bungulator she's doing that it's the fucking
Retards who just got off the short bus who showed up to the stream
randomly who
just
Has the inability to associate with real people because they have an AI girlfriend on grok. You know what I'm saying
That's the reality. It's like I see Nicky in here
It's like when we playing with Nick, you know what I mean
Yeah, he got the Trojan soldiers over there ready for war at any moment, but
he also has a couple slow folks, a couple brothel users, you know what I'm saying?
And to those, you know, that ain't the Trojans, that ain't the big dogs,
that ain't DiBala. It's like one of DiBala's helpers. He can't get mad at the
Trojans for the Debalas Helper. You can't. You can't. And I think it's also hard because
Ropey got like 300,000 viewers. 5% comes over. You got 20,000. What's the math on that?
What's the math on that give me one second?
Calculate it and pull this up to a queen, okay?
And then if we did, so 100,000 viewers,
and then we did multiply by 0.05, that's 5,000 people.
You know what I'm saying?
Every the three.
That's a lot of, that's a lot of bitches.
That's a lot of bitches.
you might as well be at a protest with that many bitches. That's insane. A lot of people.
That's a lot of people.
Go back to your streamer. Go watch your boy. I don't want your business. Next clip. Next
clip. Next clip. I don't need you.
Yo, Nick. Tuesday, right? You coming to join me on this game on Tuesday?
Can we lock it in because if you say it now in front of everybody, then you can't back out
Tuesday in it and it put them out in the split
I'll put my I shake them on I posted it on the Facebook
Then I insulted someone and got arrested
What are they being on toast?
Love it
I
Do these videos is just the same thing every time it's 360
It's so cool
When he commented now, can you wish the best husband ever Colby a happy birthday?
Please yeah, I will I will but just know my new rule for every one cameo. There is one curse
There you are, there you are, and you tell my husband Bobby happy birthday.
When your crops die and your rivers run dry and there's a drought, you have yourself
to blame.
He's so dumb
is that a fucking bowling ball is that a bowling ball these people are just so
insane
what's up 200 years of experience and not a grace of a woman's touch in sight
Welcome to the League of Legends Dev Team.
That's how we like our Dev teams, amen.
What is league to you?
Is it season one?
Is it season four?
Who are these two people?
Because I always see them during like the league update.
Are these like the social media people?
Could it be season two when we started having a jungle pathing?
Could it be when we had Heart of Gold?
It was a shell.
Why was it named Heart of Gold?
It could be anything.
They are deads.
I get it, Paul, but I love this thing.
Two shens in the game.
Is it season, is it OG beta when there was 40 champions?
40 champions, look at Lux, look at the way she used to look.
It could be any of these things, Andre.
I mean, what kind of like play all Gryffs again?
Pretty good, but if we went back to that time,
it could be any of those times.
Be a lot of fun.
What would you call this thing if we did it though?
Flashfakes.
No, we're done with that.
All right, okay, old league.
Who's that even for?
Uh, your favorite league.
Okay, I think I got it.
League Classic.
I'ma be honest.
I don't even know what the fuck that means.
Listen, hey.
Hey.
It's kind of like when y'all come in to a Tarkov stream and you're like,
yo, this game's a crazy milson.
And we look at you and we're like, you have no idea what we went through for
the past five years.
That's kind of like how I'm looking at this league shit.
I'm like, oh, it looks like a cool idea.
And then there's some guy who's lost his wife, his dog, his mental capacity.
You have no idea what that was like.
You know, I feel like I don't, you know,
is it maybe it's cool, maybe?
But at the same time, I heard back then,
they had even less help than like now.
And to be honest, without the recommended menu
and UDGG, I wouldn't even be able to build nothing
for my character.
I still don't know what the different boots do.
is it plated boots? Is it the blue boots? Which one does which? I don't even know.
I just look at, look at the UDOTGG. Go by lethality and the rest will take care of itself.
You know, there's a snake in my boot. Amen. Smart guy.
John. Okay. Well, let me try one more time. Alright, we've got, we've got, we got like the
regular size for the people hiding and then we've got we've got we've got like
we got a little bit bigger and then we got the hutch the hutch size all right
that's big that's big I was wondering if you wanted to play hutch mode
yeah let's go hutch mode let's go hutch mode yeah that'd be fun
holy shit that's gonna be fucking you we're going to McDonald's we're going to McDonald's we're going to McDonald's
let's all go to McDonald's let's all go to McDonald's
I
Had been thinking for the five gift
Bad man, thank you for the five
I'm just
Yeah, I'm at the high they just blew something up and
They are looting it right now. We could go over there and actually kill them
But you guys are lolligang in here bunch of PvE
I don't see anything to the south east. I'm taking the east now
Bro, why is this like a question summit? You know, I mean, you don't trust in my ability
I've been playing video games since they created the Bible number
That makes sense, I see all right and not back
I know what I'm talking about. That's a bad guy over there, brother
Back speed, not back speed!
Aw, dead!
We gotta have him, we gotta have him!
There's no option, there's no option!
So, okay, have you been doing the parkour?
They got no idea what it is to be a captain in this game.
They don't, they got no idea.
They got no idea what it is to be a captain in this game.
You know who do?
Me.
the greatest captain, the greatest ship captain,
of Alvar.
Call me Jack Black, or Black Sparrow.
Oh, Jack the Black Sparrow?
No, Jack Sparrow.
He's tying all around him, team, I need a tie for Rea.
Call me it.
That's the Fat Sparrow.
Fatty Jackie. Captain Fat.
Obese with a crease.
Alright, that's too far.
Rounded team affirmations. Alright, closey, would you like to go first?
No, otherwise. I'll go first.
I like the way how I could replace you on the team with a sock full of manning and they would genuinely do less damage than you did for the entire last match.
Okay, okay. I like how I can replace you with a parrot from the pet store and the comps would be exactly the same
Like oh, it's never my fault. Oh wait
I like how our team cohesion
Occasion the boss the board gets better with every game
I'm guessing the boys didn't do too high yesterday
You have entered
The smoke zone now we have all been there all Counter-Strike players
When that smoke pops up you think?
From point A, point B, B being the bomb, and the moment that your face graces the start of that
smoke, you might as well have had a bag thrown over your head, spun around in a chair 400 times,
in the absolute shit beat out of you, and then told to find the light switch in the room.
I mean, it is an impossible task. Good luck.
I literally can't see the bomb.
Yep. I knew it. I...
Right when he walked past that bomb, I knew it was over.
I literally can't see the fucking bomb now.
You just knew it was.
What? Where am I stuck?
Oh, my lord.
Yep.
I shouldn't have done it. I should have just played the way I wanted to play.
Yep.
Wait, don't tell me we don't...
I
Can't tell you how many times I've died oh we got a peanut decisions
I'm gonna bring 80 million you guys are sitting there defending you defending that like oh god
You made the decision wrong there so I'm like you gotta kill even if I fucking did what?
suck my fucking dick
and we find some of those.
They fell apart. Hey, they fell apart.
They fell apart without the captain.
That's what I'm starting to realize.
Without me, the captain, all my crewmates,
all my, I don't know what they're called,
bootlickers, is that what it is?
What do I call them?
What's a captain call his crew?
What does a captain call his crew?
My minions, my seamen, my seamen.
They all turn against each other. They need their leader. I mean, I get it.
Even if I fucking did what? What are you gonna say when peanut does it every day?
It'll happen.
Suck a fucking fat one, dipshit.
There it is again.
the dark brown cannon we've got new drinking game
boys right new drinking game every time some had said suck a fat one in his last
stream you take a shot
actually pretty sure that would either create alcoholics
or death i'll do that remember those shifts that we saw
How many fucking times do I hear, let's ride, we die, and then I just have to fucking sit there and take it.
Because it's not that big of a fucking deal.
You get sick, die one time, your streamer gets a little bit annoyed for ten fucking minutes,
and you have to jump over and fucking act like the world ended.
Suck a fucking fat one, suck a fucking community.
Bunch of bitches.
I want to know a woman!
She was so sweet, she had a son, whose name was Symphony.
We were hanging, thus eating, me and her.
Next thing I knew, she grabbed me by the wing over there.
I'll stop, sorry.
Oh my god.
Good song.
The same side you entered.
Oh, yeah, he's fucking here.
What's going on, friend?
I might pull a pity out.
I can read a song, you know what I mean?
Wow.
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, give my mouth a major taste.
Hey, mouth, hey, mouth.
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, give my mouth a major taste.
Hello, baby.
I'm actually listening to a great song.
I feel like I should show you the song.
Okay, what's going on?
I got a mute.
I gotta yell that one moment.
Get back, David!
He has been defeated.
Where can I begin the shape yo I see them through the shirt I see them through the shirt
I see them picking through baby. Oh, I need a squirt. I need to get a look
Paste in the feel and the suck I need your tits on my mouth and we need to fuck I need
Way too early for this song 1030 in the morning
Nothing, man.
One more B.
All down.
How do you know?
One more there.
I saw him.
Oh, my God.
Okay, guys.
These eggs have given us a lot of trouble in the past.
Does anybody need anything on this guy or can we bypass him?
I think Leroy needs something from this guy.
He needs his devout shoulders. Isn't he a paladin?
Yeah, but that'll help him heal better and have more mana.
Christ. Okay, well what we'll do.
I'll run in first, gather up all the eggs so we can kind of just, you know, blast them all down with AoE.
I will use Intending Shout to kind of scatter them so we don't have to fight a whole bunch of them at once.
When my shout's done, I'll need Anthony to come in and drop his shots to you so we can keep them scattered, not to fight too many.
When his is done, Bass of course will need to run in and do the same thing.
We're going to need Divine Intervention on our mages, so they can AE, so we can of course get them down fast because we're bringing all these guys.
I mean, we'll be in trouble if we don't take them down quick.
I think it's a pretty good plan. We should be able to pull it off this time.
What do you think of Duel? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?
Uh, yeah, give me a sec. I'm coming up with 32.33, uh, repeating, of course, percentage of survival.
That's a lot better than we usually do.
Alright, thumbs up! Let's do this!
NERAAAAAAAH! NERAAAAAAAH!
Oh my god, he just ran in.
I wish I could have went my entire life without knowing that this was set up.
You know, I wish I would have never found that out.
I wish I would have never found out that this was all staged.
And congratulations to everyone who didn't know it was staged.
Now I have ruined your life as my life was ruined.
Welcome to depression.
We got Lexa pro on standby.
Let me explain what just happened there.
We went around the rock.
We're going into the circle just fine.
Listen listen listen it's a survival situation. Okay, let me talk to it. Let me talk to you real quick. Okay
Survival situation. It's a zombie land. I have just been bitten by a zombie
I got two choices. I either hand you the gun and say put me out. It's over for me
But even if I'm a zombie, I still want to survive so I bite you and
Then I bite whoever next to you next thing you know instead of me being a zombie
We all zombies and I wiped out our entire village. It is what it is
Welcome
Because there was no place because there was no because there was a big rock in the I'm gonna say this bro
I'm gonna say this me and peanut have have had many of arguments
The moment he starts yelling everything escalates every time we were okay, let me try what's happening
Every time we go around the rock, we're going to see a circle just fine.
Somebody, somebody...
It's the first place!
Why? Why?
Because there was no, because there was a big rock in the way, there was no way to, like, fight them
without moving in front of the rocks. We went in front of the rock.
What are you gonna do, fucking, set up camp outside the circle?
Chill there for a couple weeks?
Yeah, but there was no, like...
We're gonna do the extract, which we're camping. That was the whole plan!
Yeah, yeah, that's what we did though. There was no, there was no difference.
We were just not in the circle, so we moved into the circle.
What do you mean?
We were winning that fight, I don't even know how we died, and whoever hit the anchor, I don't know what you're doing.
Listen, I don't know if it was you or gimmick that is repairing the fucking reactor and decided to accidentally press it off, okay?
That's not me.
He probably, they probably got shot with one of those cannons that disables the reactor.
That should be a killer that shit is laced!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Well, here we go, let's have a great day, gentlemen!
Let's have a great day!
Now, sadly, Symphony has abandoned us.
He is going to nose reduction surgery and Nick doesn't stream on any day that ends with why?
So, we are by ourselves. We are alone.
Sad, fatigued, and good looking, but alone and sad. It is what it is. It is what it is. It is what it is.
When did symphony start having a life? You know what I'm saying?
Is this what it feels like when your best friend gets a girlfriend?
You know I'm saying
And it ain't even a girlfriend that that took away symphony. It's outside
It's the son
Good health like what the fuck is he a loser?
What's wrong with him?
Oh
Eat a cheeseburger man stopping a pussy
Definitely smacking tofu today, no doubt.
All right.
All right.
So, if you missed yesterday, if you missed yesterday, we got walkers on walkers on walkers.
We got the human pilgrim, which is trialed, tested, battle-ready, and debatably the greatest machine that has ever graced the land of sand.
We have a new creation that we have yet to use, the thick grandpa that I think could really elevate our game, I think.
I think. Now, we are somewhat broke, but we were able yesterday to unlock the motor reactor
and the cargo deck, which is honestly huge. And it's very, very good. Very, very good.
Now, here's the game plan today. We are farming. I want to unlock these cannons. I was looking
last night, off stream. Yeah, I'm a degenerate. And I kind of want to unlock these green cannons
because supposedly all the upgraded cannons are absolutely disgusting. And this cannon here is
just like the most broken shit in the entire world. So I want to unlock these crazy cannons.
But at the same time, I've heard that rushing the reactor and getting the smokeless rod is really
worth it, but getting this is really good as well.
People are mad at Summit for the argument last night, well tell them to stop being fucking
pussies.
Okay?
If you have a friend and you can't argue with that friend, that's called you don't have
any fucking friends brother okay I can promise you you don't have a you don't
have any friends if you can't yell at your friend and call them a dumbass ten
times over and call each other ugly then I mean brother you gotta go bake a
friend if you don't got real friends you're supposed to be able to yell at
each other and argue with each other and call each other idiots and scream and
shout and that's called that's called happy friends brother I will never
hurt you with my friends like that shut up listen okay so do we need to buy this
the small chassis or do I need to get to the middle chassis the middle it is
this what y'all were talking about that I need to unlock so I can build cool
stuff. I need to unlock one of these. I have to unlock this. Oh my gosh. Okay, well we
just need to farm. And in order to start farming, we need to unlock this motor reactor right
here. Which we need some coral and we need mixtures for. I think we just get in there,
I think we just get in there. I don't know
Do I need should I build a solo ship?
What's solo like yeah, we should damn
Fuck
trash bad use the three-man ship all right well we'll edit this see we can
build a little solo ship see what we can do real quick all right we'll start
the day off we'll build a little solo dolo okay
We're eliminating everything.
Get all this shit off.
Captain's quarters can stay.
That's the only thing I want to stay right now.
We're going to eliminate this.
We're going to eliminate that.
What we're going to do, lock and tap in.
We want elevation immediately.
So what we shall do is, is we shall go here, there, here, there.
There, here, there, here, there.
That's off the rip.
That's off the rip.
Next, we're going to go ahead and remove captain's quarters and the entry point.
Don't need neither of those right now.
We are going to go massive reactor.
It has to connect right there, huh?
So what if we did something like this?
We remove this storage, we remove that storage,
we turn this, right?
That fit right there?
Or that's going right there?
Will that fit if I correct everything?
or is it not going to work as the overhang?
That works, okay.
We'll put that there for now.
And then we go captain's quarters to protect it.
Here.
And then we'll go regular platform
We need a
What can we go here actually I
Think we go another one or maybe we just go like this for the entry point
Then we can just go like this
Get that right there.
Get that right there.
Why won't this work?
Get the supporting frame.
Why didn't this have a ladder?
This is the access point.
I'm failing to understand.
Isn't this supposed to have a ladder?
Need to put a floor on it first?
No?
Floor on top.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, duh.
Chad, lock him, man.
I'm getting better at this whole building thing, though.
All right, so we got a ladder that goes up.
We got a captain's quarters, which is good.
Now, I know we're playing solo, but I feel like we can maybe do something here.
Maybe we add, uh, maybe we add another one of these, shit.
Maybe we add like another one of these right here for more storage, like so.
And then we need to have an entry point.
Where's my entry at?
The problem is right now that I'm starting to understand
is that we have no airlock.
We have zero airlock here.
So how do we create an airlock?
Maybe we go like...
Wait a minute, one second, I got an idea.
maybe we just go crew quarters?
can we not go crew quarters?
nah, we can't
press T maybe? okay, one second
press T
that's fine, but I don't have an airlock right here
so people can just board me for free, you know?
Two person cabin or workbench?
Oh, I need the tech.
Got a tech tree workbench room.
Okay.
Let's name this for now.
You'll call this the Hesitant Crab.
The Hesitant Crab has been created.
Let me see if I can workbench this.
What do we need on the workbench?
What's it called?
So we're getting good at this whole building thing, though.
You need a corridor. What's that? What's the corridor under?
After stairs
Brainstairs wooden corridor flock
I don't know if we're gonna be able to make it there boys. Is this worth the investment I
Feel like this is worth the investment for our next ships as well
Get the entrance at the bottom.
Which one?
This one?
Part of the trample or ladder significantly eases process of climbing.
This one?
What does this one do?
Yes okay, I've seen a lot of yeses, we'll buy it.
Alright.
Put back into our, our hesitant crab.
Oh shit!
Okay.
Alright.
So, move this for now.
Oh!
That's the Fiuma Pilgrim! No, I clicked the damn it! Son of a bitch! Get me out of here!
I love you too, but I ain't trying to ride around on you. Hold up. Wait a minute. That's
It's a thick crab!
The solo machine of death.
All right.
Delete this.
Now, what did I just buy?
I bought this.
OK.
So you can remove this.
No, we can't.
So, can we do like a, oh shit, can we do like this?
What's causing this to have problems?
Why don't we go like this, like this, and then like this.
Shit, I need a floor down there.
God bless it.
I need a damn floor.
I'm gonna go like this.
Wait, hold on, wait a minute.
Something ain't right.
I'm gonna go like this, and then can we go like...
and then can we go like this?
No, it doesn't fit right here.
Hello, Golden.
Hello.
Damn it!
I don't know.
That's even out of there.
Okay, all right.
A crucial part of the trampler,
the ladder significantly eases the process
of climbing onto the, oh my God, this has its own ladder.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Are you kidding me?
I could have done that the whole time.
wait cannot if I can put two of these I'm gonna take my shirt off alive
hold on boys we are we are fucking doing something put one there put one here and put one here
what do we think I mean this is a pretty sick build it's literally just the one person version
It's the one person version.
Oh, yeah, it is a little slow.
Let's remove this cannon.
And we go 41 maneuverability, a cannon on each side.
Spin the ladders, why?
and then rotate storages oh baby oh baby let's go ahead and do this do this hold on
Yo, I think this is pretty devious, boys.
Maybe this other storage is overkill.
I mean, we are playing solos at the end of the day.
I highly doubt we need this much storage.
just gonna slow us down. Yeah, I think I think that's a bad storage. I think that's a bad
storage. Oh, actually, this is gonna be hard to get in and around. Let's remove that. Let's
just go let's go floor here and storage up here I think that's our I think
that's key like so all right not oh shit what is happening all right I think
We're good boys. 41 maneuverability. This is a sexy, sexy ship.
Two ladders. Well, we don't care about the ladders. We care about the, the, the soaking up of the cannons.
And if these are here, that means whenever they're smoking our shit, right, they're smoking our titties.
It ain't hitting our, it ain't hitting our reactor.
Slow, slow, it's 41, what are you talking about, it's slow.
Floor's on the bottom, what, what?
Oh.
Like this?
But then this causes us to have to walk, uh, no, it's fine.
I mean, I think this is a pretty cool ship.
If I so say so myself, I think this is a pretty cool fucking ship.
The hesitant crab is not going to be hesitant for long.
Let's go try it out.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Alright.
Damn it, I clicked the fume and pigeon again!
Pilgrim. Shit.
S10 grab.
Okay, let's get in there.
Now, we're gonna go green armor,
we're gonna go pistol and a sniper.
We need ammo for the pistol though.
We'll take some energy rods, we'll take some beans.
You can never have too many beans, can I get an amen?
Take some meds.
How can I...
split?
Two meds is fine.
is fine so we're gonna be looking for some weird coral that's what that's that's
the game plan weird coral you got nine by 42 what's this what's this bastard
shoot now I'm by 42 beautiful we're gonna grab that and that should be good
there we got that we got that we got pretty much everything we need so now
we're going to go 80. What do y'all think? What do y'all think? Do we just go 80s all
around? Up to 40? I think we go 80 on the front, 80 on the rear, and we'll find the rest of
our cannons. I feel like investing anymore. Like, I feel like we really need to start
working to get cannons from like forts and shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, I feel
like we're over-investing. Should I also bring a rusty shovel for the ships? Is that worth?
Shevel
Yeah, okay anything else am I forgetting anything else I think we're good
Yeah, we got rounds for 80 right here we got 60 rounds more either dead or we're winning with 60
No, we don't want to take the box key yet.
We'll take the- NO!
Not the storm!
FUCK!
I DIDN'T CLICK THE RIGHT- FUCK!
I DIDN'T CLICK- FUCK!
Shitfuckballs!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
This is not the start we want.
Now, gentlemen, have you ever seen a grown man suck another grown man's cock?
Because you're about to.
I won't do anything to survive in this situation.
I really don't want to start my day off for the hell.
Look at this beauty.
The two ladders into the double.
The not one, but two airlocks.
This is sexy.
What?
Damn it!
Fuck! I crashed.
Shit!
It!
Alright. Loading it up in Butter Jiffy.
Give me a moment.
Band for using an OP ship, amen, amen.
What?
Oh my gosh, this picture is actually goaded.
Yo, can we get this as the YouTube thumbnail, please, Gaff?
Yo, this is actually going to...
Can we get this as the YouTube thumbnail right now?
Please don't tell me.
Oh!
That's your turn.
Also, can you make a tweet that were live?
I didn't tweet this morning.
I was eating my breakfast.
I had three eggs, four pieces of toast, bacon, a little bit of oatmeal, some sausage, a little
bit of rice crispy crunch, a couple of bananas, an apple, orange slices, watermelon, and some
or songs lock in yeah light breakfast like I'm trying to
I can't afford to lose everything this early, please!
I'll be back in a rain!
I'll be back in a rain!
I mean, I'll do this.
I don't want to lose everything off of the crab, man.
Come on.
Weight exceeded.
You piece of shit!
I'm not that fat!
Is it is it just like a bad server connect if any of you guys had these issues I
Have I did what what do you do to fix it?
Survey says that's a lie.
Lose weight. Okay. Fan of Wendy's?
Yes. Very much.
So, what do we do?
What do we do?
Anyone know what to do?
Anyone know what to do?
No, it's not anything to do with my game files.
It's the servers.
I think we're just going to have to.
try and I think we try and connect one more time and if we can't we just got
to we just got to leave and sacrifice our loot man which just I mean if you
could take a wombat and stash that wombat in my pants right next to my
testicles it would be the same level of pain as I am experiencing at the start
of my day right now and I'm not talking a small wombat I'm talking a full
grown wombat, treating my nutsack like a tether ball. Lord, Lord, please Lord, I
cannot lose these 80 millimeter cannons, Lord, I need your grace. Please be with us.
Please, God!
Old? How are the sweet gardens so far?
We're good!
Got in the cannons
All right, let's hope everyone else got dc'd and we went from free now
Oh shit well time to get out of here boys
Let's get the fuck out of here.
The Lord is no joke.
You telling me Jesus didn't enjoy laughing?
Fuck you.
Let's get out of here!
All right.
Oh, I'm hearing what sounds like a radio in my ear for some reason.
radio in my ear for some reason.
Alright.
So, we want to focus on fighting on this side of the ship, I believe.
I think it just crashed my whole fucking computer.
Yep.
The game has crashed my entire computer.
okay all right
yep the game fully crashed by entire computer
yep thank god we're on a dull PC is the stream would have just ended
That's the first time I think a game has actually like fully black screened my shit
You need a new PC
round seven round seven well if we can get this back on here finish him all
Right. Can we open up stand now?
The hesitant crab is no joke.
Isn't that the truth?
That's the truest thing you've ever said.
That's the truest thing you've ever said.
How do you break PC so often?
You know, I don't know.
I have had more PC problems than I think any human being should ever have in
lifetime and I don't know why I'm like 0 for 9 it is it truly is a skill
it's the gravitational pull okay all right all righty then
oh guys I'm not even kidding bro I have had I don't think I've had a singular setup without issues
Give me back in there. Maybe it's good now. Maybe my PC just needed to die and now it's back, and it will appreciate life
Maybe the dogs pissing on the deep on the PC maybe maybe the dogs pissing on the PC
Oh, damn it! I'm in a rock!
Just my PC just crashed again.
Yo, StarForge, what the fuck are we doing?
What the fuck are we doing, boys?
Well, isn't this, you know, at least we have each other, right?
Right?
At least we have each other.
We'll give it that way.
At least we're here together, experiencing this immense amount of pain with one another.
I have one more thing that I might be able to fix it with.
I'm going to open up the Extreme Tuning Utility software, bump some shit down, and hopefully
that will be the fix we need. Go ahead and bump this performance core to 53 and let's
try and play now. Yo, Jack, thank you for the take gifted.
You're going to play the game or no, you're going to suck my balls, shut up.
I think the ship is in reverse, slow crawling backwards, so at least we're no longer at
the rock.
Present thy balls.
I might.
I might.
present you my balls
wait a second
if way if this crashes
we think that it could be
that doesn't sound good
oh we're fine
we think it could be the hardware acceleration that we have
Do you have all these blue-balled crows doing this?
Is that even a possibility?
Absolutely not. Okay, I don't know PCs. I don't know.
I have no idea where we are, but I want to loot this shit.
Ooh, ooh, what is that noise?
All right, where's my shovel?
My first time using said shovel.
Oh, we gotta put some beans, actually.
Let me turn this off real quick, yonder.
Let me open up the captain's quarters.
Put some beans in here.
Whenever the game wants to put the fucking beans in the box, put the beans in the box!
Goodness gracious.
What the hell is going on in here?
Also the I think the performance core change up to 10
Holy shit wait the loot like that
Yo yo hold on a minute
Hold on just a damn minute shovels are go to
Armor piercing rocket
Oh, it's a shotgun, okay, we have a shotgun ammo.
Oh, yeah, we do
But this is what people were shooting me with yesterday, I thought it was the little sniper, but it was this shotgun
All right, hey boys, we're taking this shovel and we're looting every fucking chest in sight
oh good it's a one-use shovel all right okay well and that's a pressing
Yeah, that's a one new shovel Wow, we need to shovels are like Max wins then
Shovels are Max wins
A bunch of empty fucking boxes.
Beans!
More beans!
Lou POI's instead.
I would love to bro, but my dumb ass joined a
a three-party raid as a solo so I think we just kind of stick to the outskirts
pick small wins here and reset and wait for wait wait for another solo match
Shoot middle of the ship, the red door, okay?
Well, that's, that's, those are players, off the red door.
Those are teaming players.
Shitballs.
I'm about...
It does look like they're following us.
If you are in my lobby, I'm by myself, I'm but a traveler.
me and the crab are but travelers amongst this land we want no beef we want no beef no beef please
You're fat, you want all the beef, all right?
I think that may be the AI antenna, potentially.
Hard turn.
It is.
Don't we care and laugh, bomb, bomb, bomb.
But I've never seen so good, so good, so good.
We go around. We shall go this way.
The first extract should be opening up soon.
Thank you for the Bob get this
Oh, that's my ship the shadow of my ship. I thought that was another ship. I
I don't know how I thought that was another ship, literally on a fucking rock, but I did.
That doesn't sound good.
Oh, those are shots.
Those are shots and players directly in front of me.
well what a what a what a pleasure an audio bomb inside my ship
ouch ouch
All right, wherever this first extract is,
we are full sending it over there.
Oh, that's that noise we heard.
It's players at that fork.
Nice, we need this coral, beautiful.
More symphony, being a bitch.
Going outside, like a loser.
Oh, that's what he's doing today, he's golfing with Nade Shot, huh?
What a fucking piece of shit.
What a piece of shit!
All right, hmm, where to go, where to go?
Oh, that's that's how two of those let's go to the right we want to go nowhere near those guys
come on close the circle I'm ready to leave I want to go into the solo lobbies
Don't mind me, just a traveler.
Don't mind me, just...
I heard a shot.
Oh, yeah, you see that? That's a dead player.
That's a dead player over there.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, that's multiple people on a ship. That is multiple people on a ship.
and they are murderers we're just going to cruise through these rocks something
something light something simple
Come on, crab. Get up on there. Come on. Get to the rocks. Watch out for the pool. No,
They're not coming after me, and shut up or pie.
Where's my cruise right past here?
I want no beef.
Circle's almost closed, we'll head to the first extract,
and we will stop all of our fuel to get there.
I do not want all the beats.
We're doing okay.
Get a wall.
The crew's right into this.
And we should hopefully be getting that extract soon.
I
Nice
Like the ship you ship
Yeah, I understand I
I understand that those gyms are worth some money, but again, if you just tune it in,
we accidentally queued into the massive squad plate.
I have a mistake, and guys listen, I'm a confident captain, but I also know what my limits are
And in no way, shape or form, am I gonna be able to be poor, girthy, grown men against me?
That's just not gonna happen.
Yees.
Heh heh.
Ink, ink.
No problem, baby.
I wish I had another shovel I wish I had another shovel
I don't I don't dictate the girls. Yeah, you heard what I said
Come on pop up. Let's go
Come on, there's she at
I'll pop up any second now
any second now. Alright, let's go. Get us out of these rocks and then we full send it
at the extractor. We're going to the one deep, deep, deep on the other side of the mat, deep.
Bye bye right there.
Let's go.
Do we just go to the close one since it's right here?
Can we go to the close one?
Okay.
Get us out of here so we can play the damn game and not run in fear from everyone.
The good news is all the big dogs are not very close to us.
He doesn't read these all right
Shouldn't have read that one
of
Oh
Good day, good day, who the hell is that guy over there?
Okay, one group is leaving all the way out there, which is good for us.
We're almost out of here, boys.
What slurs are we saying today?
Ah, I got a couple in my pocket ready to slay.
Explain this game that looks fun, but you don't understand it, sure.
This is very similar to, like, Sea of Thieves meets Rust.
You load into a raid, you bring gear that you don't want to lose to acquire more gear
that you don't want to lose, you end up dying.
You meet four very large, sweaty men that run at you with shotguns.
Typically, you die, they destroy your ship, everything you work so hard for, you get yelled
at by your teammates.
One with no arms and legs and the other one with the head the size of a Pluto.
Next thing you know, you die, everyone blames the other person.
Everyone's upset, no one's having a good time, everyone's complaining, everyone's mad.
It's always my fault, and then you cry, welcome to sand.
We're stuck in the rocks.
I think we beat him here.
Block it.
All right, we want to sit on our ship, kind of, we'll defend it from on top.
Hopefully these people don't try and fuck us when we get out of here, but it's a lot
easier to be friendly when someone's not actively leaving the raid.
We'll have our 80s facing towards their direction.
Oh shit, we're walking backwards.
Looking good, looking good.
49 seconds.
Alright, let's grab this.
We should be good.
I don't think the motor being on changes anything.
All right, listen, I know that was a slow and boring one, but to make it out of a three,
four, or three man as a solo, pretty good.
We made a little bit of money, made a little bit of money.
I'll take it.
We got the energy cell right here.
Nice.
Alright, let's make sure we go solo.
Solo rage this time, dammit.
Alright.
little bit of money nothing nothing nothing crazy but but enough we got
blue armor we got a blue gun I mean not terrible now here's the question I think
I think we go blue armor and the blue shotgun what do you guys think I think
we go here and here, here, here, here, C4, shield chargers, and an immense amount of
beans, an immense amount of beans. I think we invest, I'm confident in my abilities.
I think we win. I think we do. We'll bring some beans, not 20, 20 is crazy. We'll bring
Ten beans. Ten beans. We want two eighties. We want our ammo. And uh, um, that should
be good there. Cool. I think that's fine. Am I missing anything? I don't have any more
shovels trust me I'd bring them if I had them shovels are fucking elite all right
let's make sure we change this solo what are we thinking do we want to do
storm dive solo or do we want to do voyage
oh good cause
I'm not sure.
Storm always.
Yes, chef. Let's go.
Yes, chef. Yes, chef. Let's go.
three C4 yes yes because in solo play a C4 I feel like is going to be so good
because if we board and we can blow into their captain's quarters and just
and ships and ship like just instant win
All right, we're not afraid to fight now
Yeah, honestly that have been smart, but we can find another gun
Good, I'll throw some ammo in this, John.
All right, good to go.
All right, we go straight to Fort Ishtra.
Yeah, we already put the beans in the fridge.
But the fries are in the bag!
Ah!
Yo, Jesse, you've been a big giftin', man.
Thank you all so much for the gift and thank y'all for the regular tier once as well.
I appreciate you guys man thank you so much thank you thank you thank you.
I love you, bitch.
I love you, bitch.
Alright.
I
We skip by all these ships and maybe just head straight to the port
Get a fort early, you know looks like this is gonna be an extract as well
Reload cannons, great calm.
I love you too, bitch.
Alright, let's go to the corp.
So here's my only problem, and I just kind of realized it as I'm driving, and it's a
pretty big problem.
It's actually a humongous problem.
I put the cannon on the front left.
Mighty Reactor is also back left.
So if I'm favoring this cannon, I'm giving up my Reactor.
And if I'm shooting people from the back,
I'm also giving up my Reactor.
Shit.
We kinda need the three cannons.
So I think reminder, what the hell is that over there?
i think just for a reminder for ourselves
it's a third party here
the
fuck out of there
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no and shit
Not good.
Right in front of me, huh?
Shocking.
Yeah, they're fighting.
Two third party of this.
Big fight huge fight is a dream
It's reloaded
I will save this actually probably save this for moving away
Oh, bro, the worst time for this.
One day go.
Right to the right.
There they are. They're in the rocks.
Rocks are sketchy.
Where'd they go?
Quickly in front.
Wait a minute, these guys are demons that are driving if they're going through these rocks like this.
Where are they?
They had to have kept going this way, we heard it in front of us.
We can always farm these crystals as well if we can't find them.
Right there.
Now that's a rock.
Well, it would be perfect that we can kill these guys and then get the crystals, because
then, then every, oh, everything's free.
We kill them, we get crystals, we're good.
I think they're still in front, it's just the worst area to try and find these guys
during this exact crevastorm, you can't see anything.
how much do crystals go for? should we go to a port or should we get to crystals?
I think we go to the spring and chalk this up as a failed hunt.
I cannot believe we lost these guys, it's insane.
That's actually insane.
Damn.
That's the first time I've ever lost ships in like the Fog of War.
Usually it's pretty, oh, there they are.
Lock in.
Lock in.
Lock in.
Lock in.
Foosting.
Look at...
Oh, chicken. Thanks.
Thank you.
Are they teamers?
Get into the rear.
Not good. Not good.
To an offer.
One speed?
They might be cool.
All things.
here we go for the 1v2
It's a full commit.
It's a full commit.
We're moving 80 from the back.
Placing it on the side.
Log in!
Loading 80.
No keepers in solo!
Oh shit.
Listen gentlemen, the reality is that we are probably going to die.
But if we do not take these individuals out, they will schemeroll everyone in this lobby.
I believe that this, but...
...for that idea...
...is something we must do for the squads in this game.
Can I do this, man?
Fire!
Fire!
We're going for left!
Warning!
There's planning!
Focus left!
Bits!
Training!
Right side shots!
Fire!
Fire!
Burning!
Reload!
Holding!
Fire!
Miss!
Switching seats!
Training!
Fire!
Reloading! Shipples!
Changing wheel!
Fire!
Miss!
It came from the wheel!
Why is it going to the fucking moon?!
We're in my shots, go on! In my butt!
We chase! We chase right! We chase right!
We're changed right!
We're changed right!
Fire!
The project destroyed!
Fire!
Hold big wheels!
Reloading!
Fire!
We're jumping!
Goin' after Captain's corners!
I put two bombs!
I got rid of the bomb!
Activating!
Holding!
Goin' in!
Taking!
Hold.
Come on!
One down!
These bulls are dirty!
Oh shit!
Get him back on ship!
Pull reverse!
One down! One to go!
He will destroy my ship and then hunt down the other teamer
All things
FIRE!
FIRE!
FIRE!
FIRE!
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Motherfucker! One moment, sorry! Fire!
Oh shit, oh shit!
All right, that's done. Now we turn the ship.
We need to get a little bit closer. We're gonna wait. We go this way. We throw it in reverse.
We back up to the ship. We'll take the third cannon. Take the ammo that he has.
Secondary ship across the map, halting.
Cannon is what we want, cannon is what we need.
We're taking the cannon, we're taking the black box.
This fucking guy had no ammo!
Oh
What the hell is this bill any beans jackpot
What
We go back over here.
We're good. Let's get out of here.
your gun in the Captain Quarters.
To the second fight, arise!
Oh, shit!
Rock in.
This was but a warm-up and appetizer for the main force.
get through the rocks and we'll reload
it's on one speed real quick reload front cannon
front cannon's good side cannon has no ammo it is what it is
We need to get to them before they repair.
Why does everyone keep calling me Captain Batspero?
Quick chicken nugget!
Lock him!
Game plan! We take the hill, we rain hell down upon them! We take out their legs, then their cannons, then their lives!
Muck! Come on!
We're gonna have eyes shown! Prepare yourselves, gentlemen!
I
Don
Here's good on cannons
Fire!
Fire!
Keep the march!
He's running!
Now get him off those cannons!
We're marching towards them and we're dead.
Okay.
All good.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Try getting.
Okay.
My luck is back.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
We're running!
They're gonna destroy us!
We'll have damage!
We'll have death!
Take legs!
Hold me on the left!
Help me damage!
I can't see them!
Toward his left!
Shifting!
React your head!
We're dead!
We're dead!
RUN!
We have C4, it's not lost yet!
It won!
It twice!
Activating bombs! Not good! And he can kill me through a top that I can't see.
Alright, well, okay. Alright. Alright. GGs. GGs. GGs. That guy was a fucking beast.
Okay. We have some issues with our ship.
We have some issues with our ship.
Where is it?
The hesitant crab.
We gotta go fix these issues.
Okay, so this needs to be off, this needs to be here, this needs to be here.
That's number one.
Number two, I think we should most definitely bring 40s on board 100%.
Now, I'm gonna say something.
I don't think that this reactor that we upgraded for, like what is the benefits of this, like what do we get from having this larger reactor?
So on a larger trampler, we can fit it in the middle, but on this small trampler, we can't so for right now this reactor is only worse for us.
I think we go with the, with the OG, I think we go with the OG.
I just don't see there actually being a reason for us to have it, you know.
you know
and like on this one we could like we could protect it even more
by throwing on like uh like another one of these
but we can't throw that on we could throw on another we could throw on like this
we can't throw that on is this not a crew quarter what's your crew quarter that's a captain's this is a crew
Can't do that either. What could we put right here? We could put this
or no, we want to put like maybe this just literally as protection.
Mmm. We lose our maneuverability with that.
37 here. What can we do instead? What can we put right there?
We do like one of these. No, definitely not that. We do one of these. There we go.
The extra protection.
You say it protects nothing, but there's a chance that the what they're shooting hits this instead of this. That's protection.
and we just fight everything on the right side. I mean the same plan as before except
we have the turret to do so. Now we can put them on our right and we have shots forever.
This is a small fast ship, I mean I feel like this is as good as we can have, we only have
three turrets, we have two airlocks, which I mean we can remove one, but this offers
extra protection whenever we're getting shot like if they're on this side of our ship we are so good
i think we go here i think i'm happy now i want to make some changes we made those changes now
let's go ahead and buy some of this so we can buy this ship
Okay.
Sucks that we just got fucking shot through a wall, half the lows, or through whatever
that was.
Maybe there was an opening at the top that I didn't see.
We're gonna go back with the green armor.
Um, I definitely want a sniper. Snipers are so good.
I'll do sniper shotgun.
Bad news. We can't use the sniper. We don't have any more ammo for the sniper.
Well, we can go, we can go like here.
Alright, this is the same ammo. 821.
821.
We can even go FMJ ammo in it actually. Let's do that.
FMJ rounds and sick
Okay, never even got to use our last med kits which blows. I heard grenades are really good. So rock grenades
Okay, that's good
Don't have any more boosts which blows
We go to 80s 140
40 a rounds
80 rounds, where's my ADF, 80 rounds.
Yeah, I think this is it.
Then we go beans.
And we'll do 10 beans.
I think this is good. Any questions?
Yeah, we're going to have to find Phil, we're going to have to go to one of the outposts.
You found your first hacker, welcome to the FPS genre as a whole brother, just Hacker
Central, that is what it is.
Well, I have a fucking Raven, thank you for the dinner, baby.
He won that fight by shooting me off my cannon and getting those free shots.
I couldn't recover.
He shot me off the cannon, my reactor was exposed, and he just got to smoke my shit.
He was a good player.
He was a good player.
of
all ready something happening over there
potential ship already hitting our way
two ships one far left one right
One far left, one right.
right.
Yeah, but the way I look at it is if we kill players early,
If we kill players early, then we can loot late. Does that make sense?
And as well, it's like, dude, I enjoy the PvP in this game, man. Fuck the loot. As long as I have enough to keep playing, that's all that matters.
Job soon. Music on!
Oh, it's the minefield.
I think we go up to the rear of them.
...
Burning
Holding ship
Armored destroyed
Lag damaged
The
and destroyed
get
all right we got speed on the legs are destroyed
come on baby come on crap push
push crap push sound right
here we go here we go here we go
I don't know why a cheap friend eats you for hot!
Might destroy it!
You don't have that shotgun, Durance!
One speed!
Turn it!
Legs!
Second ship on the horizon.
We're going to do no damage.
The weather's doing them damage.
They're damn sad to speak.
Other ships help it!
I
Why why is it doing that?
You've chased after this one.
Luckily we got Helen Keller behind us.
He's chasing this guy. He's injured. He's filling the Mr. Krabs.
Reloading back.
Good. Back off front.
Get! Fire!
Hit!
Fire!
Miss!
Fire!
Why the fuck is it going to the moon?
I don't know how those are missing.
Okay, sounds good, man, sounds good.
Switching to 40.
Good man, self-good. Switching to 40!
40!
I'm gonna say it, the ammo ship shooting into the fucking moon is absolutely retarded by
repairs.
I'm going to get you.
Go back up!
Train it out! There's some songs there!
Reloading!
It wasn't from far. It wasn't from far.
This guy has his official locked in.
Department destroyed!
Department destroyed!
Played music!
My leg you destroyed my leg
We're good. Okay, what have we learned? A, the gun mechanics in this game is hot under dog shit.
Two, if I shoot one more cannon, directly add something and it goes to the moon, I'm going to take Gad's shirt off and use sticks of frozen butter and beat this shit out of him with him.
I'm losing my mind. And anyone who's like, hi, I did this sand.
I played for nine hours yesterday and this did not happen.
I refuse to let this guy get away.
I've wasted every single shot on him, we won't kill him.
Bro, how is he still moving?
He has no legs!
He's basically peanut!
What is that shot my shit is like I'm blind and I'm an ally way I think he's actually
You just hit my...
Whoa-ho-ho!
Left, we leave the left.
Oh, shit, that's a whole other person.
Can you see that guy?
We're on the run now.
We're going to be in the lead to being on the run.
Swapping ammo!
We're going to get him out!
Wait, this guy's a real deal.
We've had the thing that makes no smoke come out of this engine.
Alright, we are hurting. We are officially hurting. We are officially hurting. This guy is right over this cliff.
He's not. He's not.
They're not for the actors.
I just missed the leg there, you gotta pull the bear off my bag.
Bear in the boat.
Where are we?
Anyway, I think we might have to bail from this fight.
We're running out of ammo, and we're between two ships.
I think we gotta bail.
Alright, we've still got 40 ammo.
I think we're gonna go to one of the ports.
Look for repair kit.
I reset.
Well, I'm telling you, I know I sound crazy right now.
But I'm telling you, we were, that was 100% a bug when we were shooting at that guy and
the shots were going to the moon.
There's no way that that wasn't a full on bug.
Had to have been.
Clip it, clip it, and we will watch it back together as a family of challenges!
You gotta believe me!
We're going to Shalkenberger!
Is this all good? Looks good.
Bro, it's unfunny, it's painful, and you're not loved by your parents nor by your siblings.
Now, we can both do something incredible.
You can hit the X at the top right of your screen, and I'll continue to be skinny.
We're going to Schlockenberger.
We're going to loot it, and then we're going to find our way out of here.
We have to pass this up.
There's too many ships around this area.
I'm gonna be honest, I feel like we held our own a little bit.
Yeah, did we dominate?
No.
But we held our own.
Also, 60 rounds.
Also, 60 rounds. Definitely not enough rounds.
And there's something in front of us. What a joy. What a joy.
44 rounds, fire in four heads, but we started off great.
Did we not? We started off on fire and then we started moving and chasing and then went downhill.
Brother, what? What? What? I'm stopping on that rock. I can climb over the largest rocks ever made, but that is what I get rocked by?
What?
Well, time to repair again.
Titanic moment, you're not wrong.
Hold me, Jack!
Legs are good, leg 1 good, leg 2 good, leg 3 good, legs are fine.
We need to repair our airlocks though.
You see they were soaking up damage though.
They were soaking up the damage.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Mind-filled.
Should be okay.
Okay
of
the
death
of
death
of
We might just need to start looting ships, I don't know if we're going to get to Shlobbenberg,
that's enough.
Hopefully we do.
So Chad answer me this, with the 40, the 40 is like they're on top of you, and that's
the only comm you can use it really?
Oh shit, the guy might be coming over here.
Now he's looting ships.
Kind of a shitty build.
We don't have the ammo.
We don't have the ammo.
Should we go for it?
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
We got 40.
We gotta get them on top of them.
We got to get them on top of them.
He was close as we can.
We learned that last time.
Here we go.
One back here.
One back here.
One back destroyed.
One back here.
40's are absolutely fucking horrible.
And I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
I'm really stuck.
Brother, I'm gonna call all these, these fucking...
Brother, I'm actually about to start raging.
I'm actually about to start raging, I think, at this game.
Give me off the fucking ladder!
We're dead, I think.
His 40 is like Chris Kyle's sniper rounds.
My 40 is like unborn!
And I'll fuck it back to my local!
And we're in a minefield.
And we're in a minefield.
Oh, what a joy.
Yeah, definitely not bugging out by the way.
There's definitely not bugs in this game by the way.
This game is going to make me lose my mind.
And crash.
I believe whoever developed this game created it with bubble gum and styrofoam.
It already crashed my PC twice today.
We dead?
Nope, we're not dead.
Oh my gosh, salvageable.
I don't think we were moving, were we?
sound good.
I
My name
Oh my gosh, you missed it. Thank God. No, we didn't miss it. Oh my leg
I
Am so good
Things fine
8 ammo left. We have eight fucking shots left man.
Loot the ship. Are you the mods? Can we please ban the fucking retarded people in
here that is saying loose the ship as I'm getting mauled by this individual behind me can we just
start saucing people would we mind would we mind where's that kitty gab at
Get the dicks out of here!
We're low fuel as well.
Oh my god, it's terrible! It's terrible!
It's terrible!
We're going to Schlockenberger.
Our only option.
if you want me to do about it, it's fine.
Everybody's exaggerating.
That's fine, that's fine, engine fine, pipe fine, pipe fine.
oh my god!
it's huge!
oh shit!
where are my force going?
okay, it's fine
nooooooooooo!
what the fuck was that?
just wear another minefield
oh my god!
it's huge!
oh, shit!
where are my force going?
okay, it's fine
nooooooooo!
fine. No!
That's one thousandth of a leg.
Shit! Hold it! Hold the ship!
Hold the ship!
Reverse!
I'm now out of ammo and I'm not shot at a human being one time.
Watch this, New Meadow Unlocked, we walk over the mines, watch this, just gotta get right
underneath us and we walk right over them and they don't hit the legs, watch.
Oh
Oh, what a joy
What a joy great news. Oh, oh there's more spawning
Okay, let's go. Reloading. Oh! Oh, what a joy. Turning. On back way we came.
This is good. This is good.
This is good.
Hey, hey, hey!
Right to my leg!
I might have chew on yourself!
Do a little bit of my fucking bunny cheeks!
Don't just eat my legs!
Cut yourself to my ass!
Please!
Oh, hey!
What's going on?
Stay out of this!
Oh, you got a shotgun turret!
That's good. Good.
Fuck you!
Oh man, let's go to the bush here so I can't shoot it.
Alright.
Okay.
Yeah.
Ready?
Oh, there's another guy right there.
Oh, what is he doing?
What are they doing?
Oh, are you going to wait for me to get out of here?
Thank you so much.
Oh, we're out of ammo.
Okay, I'm open.
Alright, okay.
Alright, they're already back here. Wonderful.
Okay, get this guy out.
Nice.
There it is.
Okay.
Alright, so okay, alright.
Okay, go ahead and success the damage.
One, oh, all four legs gone.
What a joy.
How lucky am I?
How lucky am I?
Okay, legs are good.
How's the engine?
How's the engine?
Good, good, good, good, good.
Oh my gosh, engine's fine.
Can we get over here before this guy comes and divides my cheeks?
Good.
Okay.
Pretty damn fat, I mean, lucky.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay, there you go.
Pretty damn fat, I mean lucky.
Okay.
All right.
Good.
Good.
Thank you so much for that.
You know what? Honestly, it's great comedic timing. Thank you.
This raid, I think, has been the worst experience of my life.
I don't think anything can truly
be worse than this.
We have had our bullets go to Vietnam
and Jupiter.
We have had minefields at every turn. We have lost every engagement we've gotten in.
We are out of ammo and all of our guns and actually we have shotgun rounds.
But all of our good ammo has been wasted to, again, shooting mines.
Robots have spawned on top of us from across the world.
And I currently have oh, and we're stuck on a ladder. Oh, there we go
Oh, sorry about that. What's in here?
Beans. Very good
Okay, at this point, I'm just trying to get out of the way
Do a whole mental reset. I will say this though through all the trials and tribulations
somehow we have we're still standing and to be honest that is only by the
greatest of the good Lord so can I get an amen and chat I don't know if there's
one thing that we have figured out it is that this bill that we currently have
is incredible I don't know I don't know we're soaking up boys we are soaking up
boys oh another minefield for the joint
We are in the circle.
You're going in circles.
You are ugly.
Our ugly ones that both of us are in in uncontrollable circumstances
Oh, you're about to run out of gas. Oh my gosh, we are on
We thought it couldn't get worse
We thought it couldn't get worse
but just yet again the game finds a way at this point fucking kill me kill me
take my life get me out of this raid
Do you guys think we can make it to that extract before circle closes?
I think we might be able to.
No?
I think we can.
Yeah, but like where else am I going to go?
all the way across the map, like...
If I run out of fuel, what happens?
I'm pretty sure fuel doesn't really matter.
I think it's like a speed thing, not like your ship just stops moving thing.
Like we would all expect it to happen.
Okay, let's lose this area, why not, we ain't got nothing to lose, we're already pretty much
dead.
Okay, we bombed.
Okay, we bomb
Sponsor on top of us or we haven't been able to kill it all
How much 40 game I do have
We have 32 shots
Hello Jennifer! Relax up there. It won't be just okay. Okay. Turn this off.
everything's here as good as it can be prepare these two things and let's go
look
prepare 40 malfunctions in one game oh my gosh yeah it's been a bad game but a
bad game you know when you get an achievement first for the amount of
damage you've taken it's been a bad game
I'm gonna just shot that barrel. Oh, it's on fire
Okay, where's the loot as it up on top of the buildings, right?
What was that noise? Oh, it's the barrel before
Looks okay right now.
I think we can tank this.
Light on this guy's head.
Very good.
Very good right now.
My loot
Go deep of this get a new one
Yeah, I know I hurry I hurry up we're gonna go back for the cannons trust me we're getting everything that we can get here
Okay, that's all good.
Let's go take hand and ammo and then we need to open up that door.
Okay, yay, I inside the red building.
We'll depot this, hope that there's no ship staring down their barrels at me, like one
might be coming this direction potentially.
Alright, this is the first time we're seeing net profit this raid.
This is pretty insane.
Pretty good feeling.
We're gonna take the cannons.
It's just, we got a lot to do right now.
Right now we need to focus on the main loot and then we take the cannons.
I'm not sure if that's good at all, I don't think we have any ammo.
don't have any ammo. Shit, I should have grabbed ammo. Let's grab ammo and we go back. Yeah,
I picked that pistol ammo.
I didn't think there was going to be that many mobs.
No, we got this deal just the first one
There's a chest right there
All right, it's find a little black box
There's one at the front right that's already looted
God I'm just waiting to hear a rocket hit my ship and I'm instantly gonna get depressed
guys are anywhere else I should be looking for max max loot games how do I
inside that room upstairs we got to
destroy that door with a barrel I think
what's those red barrels that is there
one over here yeah look at the map
we're good
take ship
oh yeah we are so good right now
Where's my box that when I put that box there she is
We're robbing the bank we're robbing the bank is this a bank. I don't know
listen it took us all ready to get here boys we're taking every single thing this motherfucker
has to offer we're leaving with a max win if it kills us we earned this shit we earned
this shit
I saw the little box
we're gonna go back grab the box look for the key for the main room and then we leave
Canons are last, we worry about the cannons last.
Check fountain for key.
We're out at the fountain, like, inside of it.
Police station?
Let's go up here and get this shit.
Shut up! I'm hitching down there!
Looking for the key real quick up here.
there, not seeing it. No, we don't want that, we want this. It's R and G. Damn, so it's
literally anywhere. Is any of those rooms worth looting still or no? Should we look for
this. Okay.
look out for key you'll huge
from the perimeter
Holy crap this place is huge.
I know why everyone's rich bro y'all ain't fighting y'all just looting.
Alrighty so we need to go loot the opposite side and then grab cannons if we can.
When his raid ate that bat all of a sudden, yeah!
Oh fuck.
Might be time to leave, chat. I don't know if we have time to loot this area over here.
it's time to go. I would love the cannons too, but I don't think we get that. I don't
I think so, I think it's time to go.
Just keep moving. We'll do everything once we're moving.
Yeah, I know the other stuff has good things, Chad, but I don't want to die of the storm being greedy.
Here it comes. See, look at that. And we are on the farthest edge and the farthest point. We have to go.
All right.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Alright.
All right, went from being really bad to pretty okay.
Went from being incredibly bad to pretty okay.
like the worst that it could possibly be to pretty okay not too shabby right two
mole wraps barreling into our booty cheeks to it being pretty okay
I
So it's good left side here
No, it's not vaccine gaming with me. Whenever I play video games, the team effort. We are
a hive mind here. We work together, but against each other at all times. Like a bad relationship
or abusive, but we love each other. Shit! We're okay. Like every person that ever went
I'm Dr. Phil. This community is the embodiment of...
Woo!
You know what I'm saying?
Uh-oh.
One ship still up.
That ship has to be loaded, boys.
It has to be loaded.
It has to be loaded.
I want to do it!
I want to do it!
Listen, we're going to keep Marcia to the extract, but if he looks at my collection, I will take his life, okay?
okay
uh... what's going on over there?
Well, as it is, there's a storm in front of us.
Oh my gosh, chat.
The fucking extract is in the city.
The extract is inside of the city.
Let's see what happens.
Let's see what we get up here.
Oh my gosh, it's a free kill.
of
death
of
death
of
death
Not a free kill.
Actually, okay.
We're going for this.
Didn't sound good.
Maybe it's shotgun.
Long radio.
th
th
th
I
Do I 40 two seconds
now we need to hit the extract 30 seconds
need to hit the extract and we need to defend
Motherfucker, I should just set up here and camp it.
I have 2C Force.
Do we go for it?
Do we go for his ship?
I think we go for the steel.
I think we go for the steel.
I think we go for the steel.
We're going for the steel, we're going for the steel.
We still hit ship, we extract with both maybe?
This one, this one, this one.
Oh, this one!
MOLLEVY BOO!
Shoo.
Shoo.
Puddle.
Now do we get this ship as well? Do we get this ship as well? Do we get this ship? It's not working!
I need to do both? Wait, do I go back up there and call it again?
Yes! Yes! Max loot! We don't leave with this extract!
We just let this one go!
I don't know why I have this box, I just...
I just kinda... I just kinda grabbed his box!
I don't know!
I've never been this far before!
I just... I got nervous, so I grabbed the box!
Hey.
We love you, crap.
You did great today. Yeah, we didn't win any actual shitfights, but...
But you did good, you lived, you went through multiple minefields or the same minefield,
but we just kept going around in circles in it.
There was down moments, there was low, low moments, but now we're here, Crabb, now we're
here.
Now you go sail away, let me call this other one, one second, I want to cancel it.
I love you, Krapp. I'll see you in a moment.
There's a guy named Awesome Krab Sauce in my chat, and he said, thank you so much, Hutch.
Awesome Krab Sauce? You're welcome, honestly. Actually, you're welcome.
You're welcome. I don't know if that individual was potentially blind, deaf, and mute.
on the spectrum in multiple locations intersecting but he had no idea what the
fuck was going on and to be quite honest it is what it is GGs in the chat GGs in
the chat we got a brand new 40 millimeter these are all oh my gosh he was
consolidating let's look
Oh, he's fucking pissed.
He's pissed.
Oh, I'd be salty.
Oh, no, I'd be so salty.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Yeah, he ain't happy with me.
He ain't happy with me.
Cool shit design.
Banes!
Bro, he just opened up the captain quarters and just like walked right past me. I guess he just I don't know
Maybe he didn't expect me to jump on his ship
Bro the place the place
The place
Yeah, we're gonna take this ship to yes, sir
We put it up on the strings put it up on the strings
All right, put a one in the chat if you didn't expect this to be the end of this raid whatsoever
Well, we were in the my field with no legs
It paid
dying
Holy shit, we DC'd in the middle of a gunfight and still somehow got away
Oh my gosh plus 4300 crowns plus five green armors three green pistols
Oh my
Goop
Holy shit
What?
Wow
Wow!
Holy shit!
Now that is what I'm talking about!
We need some more weird coral for the reactor.
Man, that is insane!
That is insane!
Half of me wants to make this sniper rifle.
thoughtful. I really like this sniper. What do y'all think? You can't buy it in the shop.
It don't, it don't let you. I think that just lets you buy it in the shop. And I really
want this battering ram. This is what I want most on my ship. I don't care. Screw all of
the rockets, screw all of the turrets, give me the battering ram, or give me death.
And thank, we could call our ship the horned owl.
I think we do it.
All in favor, say aye.
So we have to do the gun, we have to do the gun in order to work our way this way.
Look see, we gotta do the gun which leads to the armor, which leads to that, which leads
to that, which, oh shit, I lost track of where I was, you know that happens.
This goes all the way here, oh wait shit, yeah right here, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom.
Oh wait, nope, never mind.
Oh that's cool so if you highlight over it shows you what path you got to take.
But we need to unlock, we need to unlock this.
Nope.
Us.
We need to unlock this, which means we need to unlock this, which means we need to unlock this, which means we need to unlock.
You got to unlock frame steering.
We got to unlock frame steering.
We got to go frame steering.
Right click.
What is right click doing?
Oh, oh, yeah, we got to do frame steering.
All right, we are committing to the battering ram.
Are we committing?
Absolutely.
Then let's wait, hold on, or hear me out, hear me out.
What do we need for the shovel?
You know what I'm saying?
What do we need for the shovel?
It's like...
Alright, battering ram, battering ram, battering ram, battering ram, battering ram, battering
ram.
Let me ask you this.
How good is the battering ram?
From one to Dingle.
How good is it?
Dangle?
Okay, but thinking of it like this, what if we put 40's all around the ship and then
we had a battering ram on the front and we would ram whoever we were going into and
And we have 40s, da da da da da da da da, and 70s poo poo poo poo poo poo poo.
Wait is this a clip?
Wait, is this a clip?
Is that the battering ram?
Say less. We're doing the battering ram.
Fuck everybody.
Fuck everybody we're doing the battering ram.
That's all I needed to say.
OK, will we do that?
We swing past this.
We need steering, which is one black box.
OK, one black box.
It's easy.
Then we're going to need scrap metal and more weird coral.
And then we're there.
We need one more district portable safe,
weapon parts, and alloy.
All right.
Lock in.
OK, that's all I needed to say.
I've made up my mind.
That is it.
That's all.
You see, I'm easy.
I'm easy to convince.
You show me something like that,
it doesn't get much better than that one.
Does not get much better than that.
All right, we do there.
We'll grab two C4 just in case we get in a fight early
and we can use them.
look at how many beans we got man look at how many medkits we got bro we're
beans and medkitted out of our mind
we need pistol ammo dude that raid was so massive oh my gosh that raid was huge
I had no idea.
Okay, so now we're going to need some beans.
We're going to bring about 14 beans. We can sacrifice some.
We need more shells, man. We need more shells. We'll bring all of our 80s.
We want an 80 on the front, an 80 on the back, a 40 on the side.
Same as last time, even though we bitched about it and complained that it was terrible.
We're gonna rock do we rock the long-range 40 shells? I mean I kind of I guess that's kind of our only option
We can also put these blue 80s in
Yeah, do it they're good, okay
All right, then we're just gonna load this 40 up
And then we're gonna want our shield charges do we already grab those
Do we grab our shield charges
Yeah, I think we grabbed our rods
somebody grab my rod there's two right there three let's grab let's grab let's
grab one more grab one more of them my miss anything else bring the repair kit
Can I do that?
What do you see a repair kit at?
Oh, I can bring a repair kit.
Wow, that's actually next level.
Okay, I think we're good.
I have two C-4s on my person.
I have two C-4s.
Let me use the restroom real quick.
And we go for adventure!
One moment.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
All right, let's rock and roll let's rock and roll come on
Yeah, I mean, I don't know when some of them some of the boys are getting on I'm just kind of rocking and rolling bro I
Don't need no man. I don't need no man
there. Paul Clokesy, is Clokesy on?
go
Well we played on the five game series being this Friday, but to be honest with you, bro
You know, me and P kind of had the same feeling that this game is so much fun and games like this I set up before you don't know how fun they're going to be for how long because as people get better at them, the games get worse.
You know, it's kind of like dark and darker.
Like when everybody sucked at Dark and Darker, or there was like a couple good ones, but
majority of people were bad, it was so much fun.
And then everyone started getting good at MimMax and everything, and all the information
was out there on how to play the game in the best ways, and the game instantly started
sucking balls, you know?
We're just trying to enjoy this game while we can, because you never know how long until
of the game starts sucking balls as not the games fault that's just welcome to
playing video games in today's world like everyone's just gonna be a hundred
guides for a hundred different ways to play this game and the best ways and
you know it's just gonna make it worse in my opinion so I like enjoying games
when everybody, including myself, suck at it.
All right.
They got to be getting D-Dust.
They got to be getting D-Dust.
I
That's like a rock. No, we're good
We're ready.
3x the player count marathon does well I think I speak for a lot of us when I say
you know it's just something different I feel like that's what everyone wants
nowadays is just different shit not the same shit was the different provider we
want new shit we want things we've never seen before like this is one of those
games for me like who the fuck got about building machines on sand I for sure
has one extra... I don't know if I can say that. He's really smart in his own way and
it's fucking appealing to all of us through the same way.
So you quit Tarkov Pussy? The only pussy I had to force myself to quit is your
mothers now you watch your language and you stop talking to me like that
we good here we want to get inside these minds a little bit
I take this one out and then I make these two or maybe just yeah we'll take out these
yeah we got someone coming
the fuck is that we're gonna have to defend
He's marching this way we got to get to the rear of that ship is that a
a middle what the fuck am I looking at let's see if he's cool
and
red
It's hook green.
I'll see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
I'm holding.
Hello!
Hello!
Hello? Slow down, you're going to envy me psycho!
What the fuck?
What the? What the? It just took me off my ship!
No! You fucking psycho!
What a fucking loser, okay, alright, cool.
Woohoo, you got me!
Way job!
Way job, woohoo!
What the fuck just happened?
We built a ship to push people off of their ships?
job man. I'm fucking sick. Go ahead and get out of here. We ain't got nothing no more.
Throw it across the map to get over here. Good job man. I was fucking hilarious. Woo!
Stay on the flipside. See you in five minutes. I know you'll be running across the map for
me. I mean, boys, you just, I just lost all my guns. That's the whole strata that that
vehicle is to push people off of theirs and then kill them. Now we know. I mean, even
if we destroy the ship we can't kill the person because we have no guns we're
gonna have to go and get some guns from like a ship on the ground
I think those ships over there, or these ships right in front of us actually.
I've got this one out over here.
Well, he only adds one cannon on that ship, so if he comes over here again, we're just
He's gonna break his legs and beat the hell out of him.
He doesn't want to allow me to get a gun.
No gun crates, nothing but food crates, typically I'd be pumped about this, not in this moment.
No, no guns whatsoever.
Fucking joke.
He's on me Chad, we gotta go.
We can't let him board.
We go for the leg breaks, and we have him stuck in the storm at the bitch that he is.
That's a bitch.
That's not.
I don't know what I should do.
I don't know what I destroyed, but I don't think there's anything important.
Did that say leg? What did it say when I hit that?
Department?
Got that.
Got that.
Right here is the perfect spot.
One more and we gotta go.
Leg done.
Another leg done.
Another leg done, far slow marching.
Lower down.
Why is it full march?
I did not turn the wheel this far.
They're right here.
They're gonna move soon.
Good, lucky game.
I
Like to John again
We got some
of
I
Oh, he's going. He's going after him.
Not good.
Run!
Run for your fucking life!
We're everywhere!
No, no, no, we're cool, we're cool, we're cool!
I'm with you!
We gotta run for our lives, man!
You guys are fucking crazy!
Listen, we gotta get these two ships to fight!
We gotta get these two ships to fight!
We've got to get these two ships to fight!
You hear me? I'm coming with you! We've got to get them to fight!
The other one fucking robbed me!
I
Have a losty round.
Where are we right now?
We're okay.
It's so funny me and this guy are running together!
No we should repair.
We didn't really take that much damage.
Yo, you got a bike?
Shit.
Do we stay with this guy or do y'all think?
Oh, fuck.
What's the easiest way to get through this?
Where is he going?
He's gonna cut through that. I think we go
We go right and we go around
Yeah, we go right we go around
We got split from our boys. Good luck to him
Boy is off. Oh no way
this guy I mean dude make it more obvious brother oh shit there's a player over here
I got to turn the voice on.
Hello, hello! Is it working now? Hello, hello!
Hello! Let's push the top, let's push the top.
Hello, hello!
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
I dunno.
Presidency.
here we're coasting this guy he's just chasing us across the fucking map you know like just
I mean I'm going to take this individual straight past the chest.
Now no matter what the circumstances, you are not passing up someone arming crystals
with the chest for a little old me who has nothing literally just spawned in unless you
are in the stream.
This is the ultimate test.
Who also has just killed a player.
I mean, the problem is, is that he gets up my ship, he kills me on repeat and I can't do anything about it.
That's the only reason why I'm running.
I think the lesson that we learn from this moment is, gentlemen, is that we gotta bring extra guns.
There he goes.
He's going after them, all right let's go, this is our reset that we needed.
Yeah, there he goes.
Alright, we're gonna maybe go to the fort in front of us
Or no, we go all the way to Fort Metternich
We go all the way over there, we get guns, we kill the mobs, and then we fight for final against this guy
We have plenty of time
We got to be far enough to where these guys' kitchens march over there and kill us.
All my fuel cells got robbed off of me in that moment.
Maybe we stop at this ship and look for a pistol.
Go straight, you don't think I stopped at all?
We're stopping a boat farther away, get to a point where this guy can't see us literally
at all.
Oh yeah, they're duking it out back there.
Beautiful for us.
Hold on, is that one of those good ships?
That's a good ship.
That's a good ship.
And now I parked really far away for no reason. It is what it is
Beautiful all right, we can defend ourselves now
All right, we got re-kitted there we go
And we got re-upped on ammo oh fuck with me now pussy
Alright, we are fully re-kitted.
we take the forty and we get out of here
Oh my gosh, brother, there's no way that that's the AI summary of our stream.
no way. AI summary of the stream. Huchameth keeps getting rammed by the same attacker,
losing all of his guns and now legwins are stranded. They're navigating with zero weapons
in a temporary ally.
All right, now that we have guns,
do we hit this fort?
Wait, is he already behind us again?
Nah, he's looting.
What do y'all think? Do we hit this one or do we go to the ones on the left?
I think we do this one because it's very easy to loot and we can do it pretty fast and so though
I have a feeling this guy is going to come back for us 100%.
Don't worry we're going to find the extract for sure.
Yeah, let's go ahead and move a gun over there.
Gonna put this in here for now.
We're gonna do this really quick.
Okay, alright we got a pistol in there Chad, don't let me forget about putting that up
Sorry, I've been looted.
Gotta go to the left one.
We won't have time to go to the left one.
It is at the edge of the storm by the time we get there, it's gonna be over.
We got a fight! Lock in!
We got wide left.
I think that might either be dead AI or player on top of the dead AI.
Yeah, there he is.
Right, flop cans.
That's the one we got to win.
Pass two.
reactor. Chase. Lock in! We'll have to fight.
They're not believing us, we're missing, we're going to slow down here, we just got to take
out legs.
Now, now, shooting underneath the leg. How's that even possible?
Armor destroyed.
Got to hit a leg here.
Armor destroyed. Leg hurt.
Leg again.
Come on!
I see a leg. Missed. You hit the toss. It's a fucking time.
He's going to the edge.
He's here.
Johnson!
Leg dead!
Throwing, burning, here you go.
Again!
Fire!
Hey, fire!
I'm destroying!
Destroy it!
To a row!
Fire!
Flashlight!
Flashlight dead!
Watch beam!
Get up on his right!
I'm gonna miss!
I'll get him back. I think that's who I think it is.
Shit!
Miss!
Burning!
Oh
Climb over the ship! Do it! Yes! We climbed over it!
Pulling left.
Now!
Okay.
That guy's getting away. Go after him.
We're going back. We're going back.
I just fucking comes up from behind me out of nowhere.
Terry?
Okay, we're okay.
I was just heart-chasing, starting.
Okay, let's get the other guy, he's far back.
We're gonna go right at this guy, I think.
We just want to get him in front of him.
get in front of him he's slower than us we're gonna take some damage or we want to
sandwich this guy again
we're gonna take a little bit of damage
right about here
Let's destroy him!
There they are!
Full heal!
We're fine, we're fine, we're fine!
We're dead!
Keep it straight!
Fire!
We hold them in the zone!
We hold them in the zone!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Stop me!
Four shots!
Fire!
Leg!
Fire!
Miss!
Fire!
What the fuck?
Why's this guy walking so bad? Holy shit, man!
You give him a bubble loo to come after me!
At least you should prime!
We're going, are we heading good?
We're okay.
We're going to have to get up and we're going to have to move the ship.
We're okay.
No, we're not okay.
We have no beans.
No, we're not okay. We have no beans. He destroyed my compartment.
Digi's.
No crab that could. Come on.
We're heading right towards the fucking rocks, man.
It's not over. We still have a gun inside the Captain's score there, but...
I don't think we're gonna be able to get a chance.
There's a chance maybe we climb up in these rocks and we wedge in a good spot.
30 seconds.
Come on, love of the draw, baby, please.
Love of the draw.
Come on, time through it.
Time through it.
Keep going.
Ten seconds.
Ten seconds.
Ten seconds.
We're going to get another shot, I think.
Two, one.
I can guarantee you that this guy is in the stream, watching, hanging out, watching,
Waiting for this moment all day long super excited super pumped
GG fun, nothing we can do
There's two of them on there. I think actually
Is there two or one?
Just one GG's
GG's a captain does need a crew in a bad way a
Captain needs a crew in a bad way man
They have.
So bad.
We're up in 22.
They get better at shooting them off the cannons.
GG's. GG's. GG's.
My man walked past an entire human to chase me down from across the map and to fuck my ass.
He literally walked past the guy with no legs burning in a fucking fire.
The freest kill of his life to chase me down.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
While the other guy is shooting him in the 1v1v1 he is just laying pipe into my ass ah
Man, where's close yet? I saw him in chat folks. You try to play
Let me call close you
I've got to call him twice, he's always got to call Cloaksy twice.
your call has been mother fucker we must go again um maybe i'm thinking i'll
probably start muting the stream and hiding our cues a little bit it's a
little harder because well i guess it's not that hard actually we'll be okay i
I think that's what we must do.
The hesitant crab is getting of the snifed.
Alrighty, we want to, green armor.
Summit's on soon, yeah, hopefully.
We'll go green armor.
Do we have any ammo for this?
Yo, can I say something?
I hope that they allow us to buy ammo soon.
How do I get ammo?
I don't understand how I, when does this make more sense than the CVS that got robbed yesterday?
So you have to unlock stuff with the tech tree.
So we need to unlock this in order to get ammo for it.
I'm unlocking it.
This is my favorite gun.
So now I should be able to buy it.
Yup.
Two comms.
Got a thousand rounds.
Shit.
Whoopsies.
whoopsies
uh we'll briar 78 rounds it's fine all right cool so we got those now thank goodness
now we can go over here
we go here and then we got the rounds for it now
That's good there and then we'll bring a shotgun as our secondary
but I think is this shotgun good chat I don't know
one green armor fuck we have no ADMM shells and I buy ADMM shells I can
150. It's been a lot of money right now. That was a bad loss. How many do we got?
We only got it. We got enough cannons for one more run and we're also going to
be using our green naval cannon this run. This is an important run. This is a very
important run holy shit balls I can't buy any 40 and then rounds well we got
some they don't have a lot though all right let's build this again there there
There, there, there, there, there, there, and sure, let's go next.
We want an 80 and 80 and a 40.
We'll go that much ammo, okay, we'll do a whole another stack.
Beans, we'll do this many beans, 12 beans.
We got to make sure that we're keeping an eye on our captains quarters as well.
Not knowing that we're one life.
Chat, you got a job. If Captain Quarters gets blown up, I need everyone to start spamming Captain's Quarters, or just start spamming Captain's, okay?
So we know that we own one life. I'm not responsible enough to know that myself.
Yeah, hot dog! Start spamming hot dog!
start spamming hot dog. Yeah, we just got to hide our queue. We have to hide our queue
a little bit here, boys. I hate it as much as y'all do, but sadly we got a bunch of weirdos
in here. We got a lot of people in here today, so we got to hide our feet a little bit.
Did I see the semi crash out? I saw him in peanut arguing, yeah?
That last guy wasn't a sniper, and my name's Michael Jackson.
Yes, the one guy who went across the fucking world while shooting red flares and had a
shit built to knock me off and fuck my ass, he was definitely legit.
And the other guy that passed by a wounded, rich gupa in the sand, passed by him to fuck
me as well, also definitely legit.
gets past you. Are you a dev for the game?
Them arguing upset you. I'm sorry to say that you may be a little bit of a pussy. Listen,
it is okay for people to argue while they play video games. You're getting offended
by two friends arguing over who's right in a video game. You have lost track of the world
and you kinda need to do a mental check
let's go over there
oh my gosh we spawned next to somebody holy shit balls
Maybe not. Maybe go for Zimmer.
I forgot to bring 40 ammo.
Fuck!
We gotta go to Linger Park.
Also chat, I feel like whenever I'm shooting my bullets.
There is like a five second period of travel time.
Are you guys feeling that as well?
Like I feel like my bullets ain't point and shoot.
It's point, shoot, wait ten minutes, hits target.
ammo makes a difference, got it.
So good ammo reduces the travel time.
Makes sense.
Maybe we go to see him, actually.
Yeah, the velocity of the round seems so slow.
I feel used to it. I'm shooting it right at people and it's like by the time they do this little shimmy I miss
It's a really cool game, man
I might be able to get free shots on this guy.
I
Walk in
I never know like whether to aim for legs or the engine.
If I aim for legs, it never works. If I aim for engines, it never works. I don't really know.
Great, you got downhill shots here.
You see the pace of my hair?
We don't have 40 rounds, keep moving again.
Oh yeah, the reactor's getting smoked.
The reactor's getting smoked.
Sam?
Secondary ship coming in.
I should be dead now.
Turn, ship.
Turn, ship.
Turn.
Please turn.
Waiting.
Waiting.
How is that in any world amiss?
Where is my bolt gun?
I can hear him going up!
UGH!
So, if you guys think he's gonna die this week or next week?
I
I'm going after actually I just take captain's quarters. I'm done fighting if the ship doesn't want to blow up
We just take his captain quarters
No
This game, this game is actual hot dog shit when it comes to the fighting mechanics.
It is hot fucking dog shit, please clip it, fucking let's put it up on the big screen
and watch it again, brother.
He is tanking shots with a shotgun verbally going huh as he's eating them.
I don't want to hear nothing.
How is it still standing?
At what point is the fight over?
Brother, at what point is the fight over?
How is my engine off?
I have no extra guns. We're destroying this guy's ship. I don't care. What happens after
we're destroying this guy's ship. That's what I know for sure. I am so salty. Please someone
I'm watching it after this game
after this game.
How does his reactor still have health, man?
of
fix the fucking game bro please fix the fucking game man
His ship is still moving. Mine, because I dismounted, randomly turns off.
This is the dumbest shit I've ever experienced.
This is the dumbest thing I've ever experienced in any game that I've ever played.
Truly, any game I've ever played, this is the dumbest experience.
He is still alive, he is still alive.
How many shots does it take?
He's still alive!
How?!
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
Try this, round six!
Round six!
Oh, the game does want me to loot the player.
Where's my body from the initial push?
Alright, we're way from the other door, we're in the fucking fight man.
I don't even know where that body went.
Turning off the engine.
Get up on our ship, light them up, end the fight.
This has been the most AIDS experience in sand raiders history.
the captain's quarters, and he's already back up and repairing.
And he's back in the fight.
That's a miss by the way.
Get the machine's reactor again, and again, and again, and it gets to walk away.
Alright, now let me turn my engine on even though I didn't turn it off and it turned
it off by itself as he gets to repair all the damage that we just caused him.
Let's go try and catch up to him again.
This guy currently has no guns, no anything, and a unlimited repair stick in his hand that
he just keeps on repairing every single body response.
I think the only thing we can do right now is take out captain's quarters.
That's it.
That's the only play.
Obviously this guy brought 30 fucking beans with him.
He is actively walking through a minefield.
Now, there's why not.
Destroy Captain's Quarters.
Captain's Quarters destroyed.
I
Like destroyed
He is walking off the fucking objective
I have officially out of ammo completely.
Let's go grab some more ammo.
Let's grab some more ammo while he repairs all that.
Alright, he is still driving.
He is still, I repeat, still driving.
I'm still driving!
I'm running over mines!
Now I have to go and chase again!
He is walking over mines!
4-3 and I'm dying.
I can't blow my leg up, first half.
Will this be it? Will this be the moment? Reloading! Reloading! Yes! Is this possible?
How long was that? How long was that fight?
Hey, I don't know how you lived for so long. I want you to know that it was painful in
in every way and I hate you. Fuck you and I hate you. I might be going crazy. Yeah,
shit he's poor man that's that's why I'm so fucking pissed off this guy just live
for nine hours with nothing
okay what have we learned from this hour-long gunfight number one take out
Now Captain's Quarters, the very first thing is to get rid of the respawns, because God
bless, if I got to go through people respawning like that again, I'd probably uninstall the
game.
Number two, boarding an enemy ship before the Captain's Quarters is already exploded
is an absolute terrible idea and will never be done again by your frilly.
I will never and he still had three more beans and here's our shit. Thank goodness.
But why weren't you using this? Maybe you didn't know it was in there?
Let's take this back to the ship.
I'm taking everything from him.
Take the box, idiot.
Uh, go ahead and ban Laughin' Coffin, unless he says sorry, daddy.
Alright, um...
C4.
That's fine.
Also, I'm not using the shotgun anymore.
I know, I just, I don't know.
I don't have the mental fortitude or the mental ability to use that gun, I think.
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
But what I do know is, I'm not using it.
Parable.
We're going to go back and watch the VOD on all of that.
We have to.
I have to understand what I am doing wrong in these gunfights and why me shooting in
this game feels like I was Helen Keller.
Like I need to understand what I'm doing wrong.
I truly have no idea.
I did not feel like this yesterday.
I mean dude, I knew that was gonna happen.
I was like on the box and because the crawler was like morphing into the rock, my character
just kept going higher and higher.
Like I was growing in real time.
I knew I was fucked.
Terrible desync. You know what it might be? It might be them getting DDoS'd.
See, I say that though, but I mean, brother,
that guy that was in our raid just two raids ago was like Chris Kyle with the
sniper so it's obviously a mean thing like I I just suck thing you know
alrighty where do I loot this from other side yeah we look this from the
other side chat. Good news is we have 40 ammo that the guy never used. See like
here's my thing I'm not in any way shape and form trying to say that I am the
best gun aimer whatever the fuck next shroud listen guys I know I'm not here
to be good I'm here to make you laugh occasionally and for you to call me bad
we know where we stand with each other but at the same time I'm competent and I
can promise you out of every game I've ever played as of that gunfight the gun
just felt like I was shooting invisible bullets and I know why
I
Use it a me problem. Is it just the servers are really bad and I gotta figure out
Do to not have that happen anymore
All right, we'll do right here
Ok, yeah, yeah, just keep on, yep, yep, yep, yeah, yeah, yep, ok, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
let's move this way, guys.
And I'm out of ammo.
I made it.
That's good, man.
Off.
I ain't getting elevation, dang.
Don't knock it up there
Pretty please
Pretty please
Beautiful. All right
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We do have a ship somewhat close
Any red barrels should I move my ship over here? No red barrels
Well, I mean from what I understand this dev team is like uber small, you know
Like this was not I don't think meant to be a game that that got this much traffic
So it having like issues and whatever it's it is what it is. It's frustrating in the moment
Because we're competitive, but you know
Oh, not the end of the world, man. It's still a great game.
Every good thing has its problems.
Looks good.
Every rose has its thorn. I swear that's a country song. What country song is that?
What happens when you turn this on by the way, like even when you turn the engine on
inside of these areas?
What happens?
You can craft, got it.
There has to be a drawback, there's a drawback to everything in this game.
That's the reason you wouldn't want to do that.
Oh.
What is that?
Oh, it is, okay.
It's after a fight like that, or now I'm nervous to get in another fight.
Not because I'm afraid of losing.
I'm afraid of having to go through that pain once again, you know?
I never gave birth to a child, but I'd like to think in terms of pain, it's pretty close
to what I just experienced, you know?
Don't you dare!
You can't find the joke in that one.
i think you need to take some time away from the internet
look for the key ten four rubber ducky
how about you look for your titties
thought of a patch
oh my gosh we got one of these as well
wait let me grab the other one
but you look for your weiner
yell man
to fall
this shit again bro okay
uh... we have dropped something
but this for now
i want to have my revolver
and we'll grab this
Drop these off.
What was that?
Is that someone hitting mines on the other side?
They're not shooting at me though. They don't know I'm here.
No, maybe we make a play maybe maybe we make a play with the with the this
You all think we have C4 we might be able to do this about taking any damage on our ship. Oh wonderful. It dropped my main gun, okay?
revolver it is
What a treat. What a delight.
What a delight, you know?
It really is the greatest thing when this game just fucking does stupid shit.
It's like...
It's so amazing.
Alright, well, we went from being in a really shitty spot to being in a really shitty spot.
Oh, crap.
How do I activate it?
I
We can't have a gun! We have to kill them! We have to destroy them! We can't have a ship! We can't have a ship!
I don't think we did. I don't think we did. I think it's lying to us. It was talking about
the reactor on the fucking island. He is completely fine!
Oh, come on! We gotta run!
No, he's not hurt, boys. He's not hurt.
He's not hurt.
I think he's fine, to be honest.
Oh my gosh, well hey, it is what it is. We do get out here. We honestly are not in bad shape. Let's go.
Only problem I'm seeing right now is, is again, because this game is such a good game and definitely doesn't have any bugs or problems.
or problems that he's in the chat the only sniper or our main gun that we were
looking forward to use was swapped out for the orbital strike because for some
reason again wonderful reason definitely not complaining the orbital
strike goes in on a one-slot so we have no gun we have no gun but now we have
No shotgun. All we got.
Let's go get his ass.
Yeah, I think it like all of that all of that orbital strike. I think it was literally just
Telling me about what it was destroying on the island.
I can't really see him too much.
Yeah he's going for the extra.
And again because of it swapping out the sniper rifle, don't really have the means to kill
Look, all we have is a shotgun.
It isn't loaded.
We're using our one-slot.
We're gonna destroy all these boxes.
of
the
death of
death
of
16 seconds.
Cancel it.
It's over.
I'm just killing my shit now.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm nipped, and in that small fall killed me!
I'm not even getting hit.
Wait, what was hitting me?
I'm not even, I'm not even getting hit.
What was that noise?
Secondary trampler, though.
I'm gonna call for the e-back.
Or do we- Everyone's waiting for me to leave.
No one wants to fight, everybody just wants to leave.
Wait, he didn't get out?
Oh, this guy's gonna come and try and fuck me now.
Yeah everybody just wants to leave.
I mean, do we really even have anything?
There's so many people here.
Uh, yeah, we got a black box, we need this black box.
Who's that guy?
that's his hulls open
I can't shoot. I have no ammo.
Everybody's just leaving.
All right back-to-back raids where we honestly just went through absolute fucking hell
Guys, I'm gonna say something
Solos is by far the worst way to play this game. I
Definitely like
Trio's the most and duo's
But God bless. So those is fucking terrible
So those is absolute aids like trying to chase someone down as they're running away and kill
them is the worst experience ever, bro Well, to be honest, we lost money.
To be honest, we lost money.
I need a little chill go.
I need a little chill go here, boys.
So what we're gonna do, we're gonna do something a little different.
I wish I could tell you what we're gonna do.
But if I told you what we were gonna do,
nine of you would be in this lobby.
So I'm not gonna tell you what I'm gonna do,
I'm just gonna do it.
And I will inform you once we get there.
Trade that.
Okay good news is we didn't lose our cannons. Thank God W's in the chat we
couldn't have afforded to buy more cannons so to be honest it could always
be worse. We didn't really lose anything other than 80 millimeter rounds which we
don't have a lot of now. We don't have a lot of at all.
Now I'm not I don't think I'm gonna invest and more I think I'm just gonna bring what I got
It is what it is type vibe. We'll fight around it
So these revolvers suck balls this shotgun
Yeah, I think we just have to literally shove it into their jugular before we before we pull the trigger
But that revolvers hot dog water. Oh, yeah, let's watch I want to watch this fight
I want to see what exactly was going on
We will watch together, and I will either expose myself to being absolute
Donkey titties or the game is just fucking terrible sometimes. Let's look at this
How long was this fight by the way?
Let me look at this
All right
So we're doing great. We're destroying turrets doing whatever hi this first fight
All right, let me go ahead and slow this down from a fundamental standpoint
All right
Now we will count together
He now jumps on my ship. He is just punching me
Whip out a battery show him that I'm rich
Whip out the fucking gun aim right at his titties shoot
Okay, what?
Look at the difference of time between when I shoot
and when the bullet leaves my gun.
No, no, no, don't say missed, you absolute retards.
Give it three seconds and watch this again.
I click when he is in my screen
and my gun is pointed at his titties.
And watch how long the bullet takes
to leave the barrel of the gun, please.
Please.
I have shot straight through his body.
So what I'm understanding is, is where I'm shooting isn't where he is.
Even when he is thick in balls from me, I have to preemptively shoot towards the future
in order to hit him.
Okay, round two
Where the fuck did those bullets just go? I shot here the bullets are over here
Next
Where'd those go?
Blood here.
blood on my screen, but no hit marker.
I know what the problem is.
This game has a hitbox the size of Gav's penis.
That is the problem with what I am envisioning a human having a human hitbox.
But that's not the way the game works.
The hitbox is, hear me out.
The hitboxes are the size of Gabs Johnson, which means that we need to aim center mass
from two inches away or the target cannot, I repeat, cannot be moving.
That's it.
We need to run up and make sweet, sweaty love to whoever we're shooting at.
Or option two, they need to not be moving.
That's what it is.
That's where we're at.
That is the plan.
That is the game plan.
That is what we're doing.
That is what we're doing.
We need to shoot into the future and or into the past,
or we need to make sweet, sweet love
with whoever we're fighting.
That's the only way.
That is the only way to play this game.
I figured it out.
This is but a science class,
and we have invented a new molecule.
It's called the non-withfamitis.
Also, my wife I think made me a smoothie and it's delicious.
Lacken!
It's not tiny, it's just cold.
Dav, you ain't full and nobody where.
Hey, your friends are here, Dav.
a place full of friendship I can't imagine there's much you do physically without it
being incredibly sweaty okay all right well there's Bosch ladies and gentlemen
Bosh is here, everyone's saying hello to Bosh.
Alright.
Let's get to rockin', let's get to rollin'.
Shroud's on, is Shrouds playing the Samt game?
If he is, and he wants the best captain to ever live.
Let me know.
But only if he asks for me and calls me sexy will I join that's the only way
Or if he asks and says much you want to play either one preferably the sexy one preferably
It's a go
I prefer if you'd go on a diet
Well, okay. All right, boss
Okay, then boss
All right, we are on a different game mode this time. It's a little bit more chill
This is the roaming game mode. We are going to attempt to just go and
For drive we want to go get the metal. We want to go get the good shit. That's our game plan. That's what we're doing
that's where we're going. Any questions? Any questions?
You see Seven Crash Alameda yesterday? Did you not just see the last hour and a half of my stream?
I've been doing nothing but bitching that is video games listen man I'm gonna be
honest I don't know about this food fucking bullshit listen man games are
meant to be played and bitched about if I can't bitch about games I don't want to
play him if I can't bitch about friends when we're playing the games I don't want
to play with them
Let's take a look at who is this Oba Kill.
But yeah, I did see the crash out and it was absolutely hysterical.
There's two types of people in this world.
The people who watch that and laugh their dick off, the people who watch that and go,
I don't like summit anymore. I'm the last my dick off
Six million delight
You have two ships one's marching towards the other three ships two ships two ships
There where I'm going next exactly where I want to go
There's a game Devon chat.
Can you make it to where the hitbox isn't the size of a small bird, please?
Thank you.
I'm not sure if he's going to come back.
He's going to come back.
Shroud is down.
Shroud is asking for me.
Did he call me?
Chat, tell me what he sounded like when he said he wanted to play with me.
Was he like, a hodge?
Yo, I love that guy.
Or was it like, yo, I heard he's skinny?
also that is true you can we get a fat character model man I don't appreciate
Okay, you guys not having fat people represented,
I need a fat character model stat,
where you'll be hearing from our fat community.
Okay, it's honestly bullshit.
Fat people need loving too.
Give me somebody I can run around with a beer belly.
Don't try to make my way out.
I'll meet him in any desk where he wants to be.
It's a choice, bro.
They got no fat people in this game, man.
Absolute horse.
Where the fat people had larger hitboxes.
Job said he's gonna worry the ship will be slower with you on it.
That'll happen.
Honestly, fair. Yeah.
It's a fair assumption and assessment.
guess what it is be understood I get it I get it it really is like I get it it's
a survival situation you really you need to understand your crew but you tell
him that I've never missed a shot you tell him that when he's on my ship and
I'm the captain he will be taken care of all the rum that he could ever this
Shroud drink all the wrong that he can ever want.
He's gonna get rich.
Get that box, I refuse.
My friend Shroud is waiting on me.
I must get out of the raid.
And somehow I've managed to climb back into this coral,
coral reef of hell.
Which one should we, which ship should we show Shroud?
Is this his first time playing?
Should we show him the dirty grandpa?
Or... shit!
Uh, we can also show him... what's our other one?
Is it the classic pilgrim? No, that's not it. What is it?
I forgot the name of it.
The Dusty Pilgrim?
Or the Dung-Bitone?
We have a lot of ships.
You gotta show them the crab.
Yeah, but this is like, this is more of a...
This is more of a solo ship.
My other build is a lot better.
It allows two people on every corner
and has pretty good mobility.
Okay, how in the hell did I manage to tell Shravam sorry I'm I'm trying my hardest to get out of here
Okay, hear me out.
No trolling.
I thought I was going to climb over it.
Not even trolling.
I thought I was going to crawl over it.
Wait, you're out to four people?
Wait, we're running a six-man?
One other, oh, Trio's sick!
Trio's is the best way to play this game.
I'll die on that hill.
Trio's is by far the best way to play this game.
You're the fourth.
Yup, that'll happen.
Four players.
I heard, as long as your fourth is strong, dominant, sexy,
it's the best way to play this game.
Here are the fourth, fifth, and sixth guys.
Can y'all stop distracting the fourth, you dumb?
Can everyone shut up?
Damn it!
Mod's been anybody who's typed a message.
Thank God he's not watching. Alright, I'm almost out, Mike! I'm almost out, buddy!
Is this? I don't want to ask this, but I'm going to ask it again. Is this his first time
playing the game? I forgot to read your message. It is? Oh, baby. Alright, sounds good. We're
get them all set up we're gonna get them all set up we're gonna make them rich
I'm almost out
prepare no fuck you fuck you good sir fuck you
Okay, we'll walk right around it.
You think Mike's going to enjoy this game?
Yeah I think so.
What likes the same games?
We all like to be honest.
Oh critique the shit out of it.
I can tell you already, I know he's going to lose his mind over the shooting shit, like
I have.
That's for sure.
Okay.
He can aim though, okay.
What's in here?
Alrighty, what discord are they in?
Does anyone know?
the discord yet
by said the dojo
right have the dojo
The dojo I check our dope peanut palace
Dojo tell Mike I might need sent the discord. I don't think I'm in that discord
Yeah, I think I need synth at this chord. Oh, no, I see the dojo. The dojo? Yeah, the dojo.
I got dojo. We're good. Oh, no access. I will join this this room. Yeah, what up? Yeah,
Yeah, yeah, how's everybody doing good?
Oh hell yeah, well welcome to the ship. I'm your captain nice to hang out nice to be here
We turn you up
Hear the captain. Okay. I'm the captain. Okay. I got multiple ships. I got multiple things
This is gonna be great. You guys are gonna enjoy the captain
Are you role-playing or is it like actually like the leader role picks their ship and that's the ship you run on leader role leader role
Okay, so that is how that works. Yes, so the the person who I believe is like the head is the one who picks the ship and
It has like its own sleeping area as well
It's it's crazy. Let me invite you or bike you have everybody and you can just invite everyone
Yeah, I can invite everybody
Do you have me on Steam?
I don't know, let me see.
Let me see your lines, I got it.
No, I can send you my friend thing.
Give him about the moment.
There you go.
I'm not sure how to do this.
Tell him not to leak.
Leaking doesn't matter.
It's fine.
Get the grumpy walker.
Hell yeah.
Oh, are you looking at my ships?
Oh, the basic ones, yeah.
So if you want to mess around with it, you can go to that blueprint and then just open
it up and hit edit.
you can edit the ship however you want. It's finicky and it's absolute hell to figure out,
but once you figure it out, it's not too shabby.
Oh, you're sorry. I was talking to him. Oh, okay. You messaged me. Perfect. Perfect.
Yeah, so each...the main thing about this game is, is you see that reactor on the back of that ship?
It's the big fan.
big fan. Once that reactor is exploded, it's GG's. It's over. The living quarters, the little
boxes you see on the ship, that is where your respawn point is on it. In order to continue
to respawn, you have to put beans in your fridge. As many beans are in your fridge, this is as many
respawns you get. I swear, bro, I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. So you have to bring beans in,
and then beans also heal you, so you want to have some on your characters, you don't have like meds, meds are meta, but uh, you have to put beans in your fridge, okay?
Uh, let me open this up with ya.
So, I added you by the way, so you can invite me.
Alrighty, sweet, and you can invite everybody.
Um, the living quarter areas, our main thing is, is once you destroy those living quarters, you interrupt the spawns, and they go from every 10 seconds spawns to 50 seconds.
So it is crucial to get rid of the living quarters whenever we're pushing people.
Okay, okay.
If someone, if you're pushing somebody and you get inside of their captain quarters,
once you're inside of there, you can take over the ship and the fight's over.
So you can like see for the door off, run in, it's like grabbing their TC.
It eliminates all their bags, they can't spawn anymore and they're just dead after they die one more time.
Let me see if I can't invite you in a second.
Alright, sure.
It says crew is full.
Is that you or me?
Why does it say my crew is zero out of one?
Chat, help!
Change shit, BP.
Oh, got it.
We should go...
We're gonna need... I think we're gonna need to fake grandpa.
Fake grandpa it is!
Alright.
Crew is full!
What the fuck?!
How do I...
I already changed my game mode.
Is that good now?
There we go, we're good now.
Alrighty, I just invited Jishwrap.
I don't know if he hears you because he's having an audio issue.
Oh god, I just...
Yeah, give him one sec to work through it.
All good, all good.
Trying to see what ship
We should bring here. I got a couple cool ones a couple cool. How was how was playing with sim on this?
We're sitting kind of get it symphony. I call on my little perky. You ever seen the pirate with those little green birds
Yes, that's my symphony
You're a little good. Yeah, I was having audio issues. I'm so sorry so good. Let me invite you back
Yeah, I haven't seen him on your team is kind of like having Helen Keller on your team. It's very similar
But he is a good crewmate
Let me invite you back
Did you get that invite? Where's the invite you? No, where does it even pop up?
It should be on like the center of your screen just be where it says like plan expedition
Oh, I'm on DnD probably hold on hold on hold on. Try again
You get that one
No
Brick
Try again
You need to be on the same server
Everyone needs to be on the same server. So you need to go to the lobby region and yeah be on this one
Oh, yes, I mean they're gonna figure it out. I've been getting swiped all day, but if you want to
There's no way we're calling it great Britain. What are we doing?
I don't think I've ever heard that in forever, okay?
We're good.
I'll choose another character, sure.
Who cares?
Who cares?
Who cares?
Who cares?
Does that mean each region has its own stash or is it still tied to your...
Each region has its own character and its own stash, yep.
What do we post?
I'm going to give it...
it to you right now. Give me one second. I keep losing the damn discord. Where the hell
am I? There it is. Right there.
Thank you. Look behind you, Shroud. See that thick
grandpa back there? That's our ship. Now I made this from scratch and I'm pretty proud
of it. Now, I'll tell you, it's not the greatest, but it's gonna be good. It's gonna be fine.
That's the kind of start I want to hear, you know? Our captain saying, hey, you know what?
This ain't that great. It'll get us away and avoid me.
I have other builds and I can manipulate them to make them have more seats. And if the thick
Grandpa doesn't do well. We can always go to the fume and pilgrim or the hesitant crab
We'll see we'll see you gave these yes. Yes, you don't get many options
So now you can click on the plan expedition the first the first little screen
You see here is everything that you want to put on like your character
So like you gun your armor if you have any
Ammo you know
What should we just grab, gun and some bullets?
Yeah, grab a revolver and grab the M1866 and then grab the bullets for each of those guns.
The M18 is a sniper, it's just absolutely a shotgun.
Shit, it's like a refined Tarkov.
Oh yeah.
And then you want to bring some beans as well.
I'll bring a lot of beans for everybody.
Make sure you got your beans.
crucial. The canned food? Yes sir. How many do you bring? I bring five on my person, but
I'm gonna bring like 30 beans for everybody. Now I'll tell you, these beans, they're expensive,
okay? So we'll go through them quick. We die. We're not gonna die. We're not gonna die.
No hell no. Mechanical parts, are we doing? You know that? Nope. So once you put everything
on your character you can click to the next screen just like ammo and guns and such this
is what you're bringing on the ship itself so uh I think everybody click on you should
have an 80 millimeter naval cannon kit you can click on that one time it will add it
to the ship and then you want to bring ammo which is the green 80 millimeter shells bring
a stack of that a lot or just one stack okay I'd say everyone bring one stack um we probably
Do we want a 40 as well? Does anyone have a 40mm cannon?
Uh, yes.
I would take away your 80 and bring a 40 then.
That's good.
Yeah, I'll give it an 80.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then bring 40 and more.
Do we all bring a cannon?
Yeah.
Or are you just going to supply most of them?
I think if we all bring, so it might sound like I'm rich, Mike.
Okay, I just figured like you're the captain, it's your ship, it's your cannons.
You bring it all, we're here to mend it, you know?
I figured you're looking out for us
Yeah, I mean that's especially like we're all new especially because we're all like new like our cannons are probably not as good as yours
Like you probably have really good cannons
Mike can I be honest captain supplies the cannons we we
We like supplies the ship and we supply like the actual ammo, you know saying like we'll bring that we'll bring the bullets
We thought I'm just gonna I'm just gonna be honest. I I'm probably more poor than all of you guys
Okay, that's a big going well for for a goopa like me. I can't lie. Okay, okay? Okay? Okay?
I'm gonna bring a game starting right now. We're gonna do great. You know what? I can bring one two three
Armors for each of you one armor piece. You're welcome. Can I see what is getting put in here by other people?
Um and the next screen you can and the next screen you can let me bring some beans
I brought an 80mm cannon with some bullets.
Beautiful. That's all you need.
So do we just like load it up somewhere and just...
Yeah, we'll load it when we get onto the ship.
So then once we have all that, you can hit continue.
And on this screen, you're going to see everything that we're all bringing.
But we got 380s, 140, which is perfect.
We got ammo, we got 116 shots, we got C4, we got gasolina.
We're ready to rock or roll. Let's rock.
sure certainly I'll be fine now there's two modes there's voyage which is what
we're going to play now and then there's the BR mode which is a circle that pushes
the map in like voyages a nice introduction if there's a BR mode on
this game rather it's talking in Spain it is so sick but it's so wetty we're
We're gonna run against nothing but six man squads in the BR mode.
Can you like actually 1v6 or is that not gonna happen?
You can.
It all this...
Maybe it's stupid thing to say.
No, no, no.
This is all about taking out the crew so that they can't respond, right?
So I'll show you when we get on the ship, but inside of your room you're gonna have a fridge
where you gotta put your beans in.
If we destroy their room and their beans are laying on the floor, they can't respond no
more and that's the goal breaking legs and slowing down yeah since and also this game
starts on like terrible graphics you're gonna have to change that yeah it looks hit escape
go to settings and I think just um where is this yeah it's on your graphics and you want
turn up the render resolution to native 1.0 it starts you at 50%
alrighty that looks better
I'm gonna install these cannons so all the cannons are up here on the loot
shroud we have to install each one once we spawn
Stutters go away, right?
That's just like a shader thing, probably.
Yeah, I don't have any stutters.
Okay.
Oh, you guys also probably want to do Outlaw.
It just makes it to where the game ADS is without you having to press shift.
That's a stupid thing. Go to Control, scroll down, Weapon Handling Mode, click at the Outlaw.
Ame assist intensity.
Wait, why not bring a cannon if we're full?
Because this is one of your cannons, I took them from the shelves and I installed them.
Oh, I see, okay.
And then if you want to, you can take that box route on the ground, walk up to these
cannons, hit tab on them, and then you want to drag a stack of 80 mil in that cannon
who won an each 40 and 80.
Got it, okay.
I'm stuttering too, holy.
Yeah, I think it's the shaders.
I think the stutters will go away hopefully soon.
Alright, wonderful.
Get back here.
This is what we gotta protect.
If this gets killed, we're all dead.
Control draft.
Wait, we're in control panel.
Alright.
all right that right there all right well be why is it just exposed once you
want to hide it like in the core like a like a right like you know right just
like here to get on a move on so we got some locations we can go to one of
these forts or we can just go right into battle either it's up to you guys
Also, whatever battle means, you're the captain. Let's actually get into a little battle.
Come over here, grab this box, one of somebody, and throw five stacks of beans in each of the beds.
There's two rooms. There's the living quarters and the captain's quarters.
Okay, you got it, boss.
There's also armor in there for each of you.
Do I just throw it in the, not like in the bed, I throw it in the box next to the bed?
There's a fridge.
You open up the fridge and then you look at the chest and you throw a five stack of beans
in there.
And then there's a armor in that box too.
should be off to take an armor. What if I told you there's no chest in the
bed quarters? Well where you at? This one right here. What the fuck? I just moved it over here, I don't know, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good. I just put that one in there, let me put a little five in there, split, and then another five in there, alright. Now if you look bottom left it should say you have a respawn now.
I
Probably load every single one of these cannons right yeah, and we're loaded. Yeah
Cool, all right, I mean so
Yep, I guess all right nine and Justin there's an armor in this box for both of you one each
Now we're looking for smoke gentlemen on the horizon all right all right you can
press that and you know binoculars you can you can use them as well be knocks
up not seeing any smoke sir now if you press him you'll pull out a map in your
hand what we're looking for is a green box to pop up that means someone did a
and they got a really expensive box on them.
We're gonna go right in the middle of them.
Is that for PDE?
Yeah, Ford is just like see if the sports are PDE,
and then you try and get your chest and extract with it.
The only difference is that we lose if we die,
we lose the gear that we brought in with us.
They're playing good guys.
I see zero things. Captain, if I was to yell Starboard, would you know where that is? Somewhere
in a general direction from the ship, I know that much. Where's Starboard? Just in case.
For right side. You definitely didn't look at the chat. Now here's another cool thing
right here this is the shield charger this is what gives us gasoline on the ground but it also
gives us a temporary boost so if we're chasing somebody Mike if you want you can go in uh go
to the engine back here or Justin with the thing yeah and you throw it inside of the engine and
it will boost us to a hundred percent speed for like 10 seconds oh thanks
let's say there's different kinds there's ones that remove the smoke so like you can see other
players from a long way because of the smoke. So there's ones that remove the smoke so you can
sneak up or get away from people. There's also ones that make you really fast, like 30 seconds,
per se. So like all this shit we're passing is like shipwrecked. Do we loot it or not?
We probably should, but I'm looking to fight somebody. We can loot stuff if you guys would like.
No, no, we gotta get into a fight, ASAP.
So okay hold on if we die you lose it all you lose literally everything from the ship to the cannons
I got a rebuy the ship. I got a rebuy cannons all the gear
Everything the captain takes the biggest loss
Precisely, and I'm always the captain and so I am
It's a little warm up over here, so all these forts they usually spawn AI
The AI will drop repair kits. If we like our whole kits damaged like the big boxes
We can't repair it with our teeth you guys that teeth at your repair
You can repair the engine with that another area is on the mission
So there is like
Rare items you can get reports as well
One is like a huge bubble for your ship. It shields you. Another one's an orbital strike, which is an orbital strike.
Are these balls on the ground? Are they blow up? What is this?
Oh, I didn't see those. Yeah, those are gonna kill us. We should shoot those balls.
You can shoot them with a regular gun.
Good training exercise.
Wonderful.
We're gonna move right up to the left side.
Thank you, thank you so much.
So we're making a lot of no-no shit.
I'm gonna break these.
Alright, do we make much noise if we hear this?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, but again, I went to the, like, the roaming tunnel.
We probably should have went to the other one,
but we'll go back to this.
And we'll get all the fucks we want.
Now take that cannon and shoot that red door off right there.
Shoot it off.
Now there's gonna be a second red door, I think we gotta go.
Alright, we go in there and lock down.
Wait, there's people.
Uh, AI?
AI?
AI? Yeah.
Oh, uh, we can save focus.
I see, I see...
Someone's destroyed a bunch of things to our right.
Well, that fires?
Yeah, those, that's all player stuff.
Player either killed PvE or...
Well, we may as well just loot this real quick,
I guess it was quick to loot or no?
Yeah, it's quick, it's quick.
Y'all can loot it. I'll just loot it. Can I just jump off? Do I take fall damage? Nope.
You only take fall damage. Like if you want to jump off from the top of that castle, it'll kill you.
But from the ship, typically. And now. And you heal pretty fast.
This guy's got movement. I can't lie.
Yeah. Jesus Christ. Also the stutters are insane. The stutters are so bad.
It'll clear up. It'll clear up. I can give you guys my settings if you need it.
The best way to loot is you take out these boxes like this, you see in my hand?
Oh, and you drop it in, I drop it in.
And you just go up to these and you load the box.
There's another box right here that somebody wants to grab it, but you can just load up
all the boxes.
As well as on these forts, these also have cannons on top of them, you can take the cannons
in the ammo with them as well.
Crafting though.
Oh my god there's money in here.
So put it in the box just, just it's a...
Put it in the box, dog.
Okay I'll put it in the box, man.
I got it.
I put it in the box, I put it in the box.
What do you mean I put it in the box, dog?
You're lying, I have most of it.
The box man, oh, it's in the box, man. Okay, now he doesn't get it. He doesn't get it
I found the key for this spot
So each of these areas typically have a hidden key and I've never found one other than right now I'm coming down
We got loot the big room. Oh, is that what the stored locker? Yeah?
I'm a down
Oh shit.
Fucking trash right here.
Yeah.
Nice.
Oh shit.
Got a 40.
Ooh!
What do y'all take this?
There's a blue gun in this one.
M8-2 rifle.
That thing spits.
This shotgun?
I don't know what it is.
Is it a grenade?
It looked like a shotgun though.
It looked like a shotgun.
Yeah, I just threw it all in the box.
Cool.
I got a box of stuff.
All right, come on back to the ship.
Now, very crucial information incoming.
Anything when you extract in a box that isn't on a shelf
is gone forever.
You got to make sure you put it on a shelf or you can put it
in your hands and extract with it.
So if we run out of room, we can fill up boxes and then put
it in our hands as we're going up the rope to leave.
Here in you, here in you.
All right, I think we're good to go
Now after the raid ends anything on your person you keep but all the loot on the ship is split up evenly amongst everybody
That's cool
Alrighty turning on the reactor
Is there, do you want like, organization for these boxes or does it not really matter?
It just shits everywhere.
Um, it don't matter.
When we run out of room, we're gonna have to consolidate.
If you want to do that now, you can just take a box, walk up to another box and hold that.
And it will fill the, the box up.
And when they're very empty, just throw it off the ship.
Don't we want the boxes? Or no, we'll get more boxes.
We'll get boxes everywhere.
I need to like make sure every door gets closed, right?
It auto shuts after about 10 seconds, which none of us like, but part of it.
Alright boys, we're looking for smoke. We kind of got really shitty weather conditions, is everything.
So we have a choice. We could extract right now and just go into the other boat or we can keep roaming I
Said I want to fight somebody
All right
So I think we just take the quick extract now and we go do the BR mode because we will for sure
You get out the opposite of what we just said
Well, I don't I don't know how long we're gonna have the room for to find someone in this mode
That's the only problem and the other mode will for sure get PVP
We keep looking though.
Hutch, do you run a DX12 or DX11?
What's that?
All good.
That's just it.
Are you on DX12 as well, Gusset?
Yeah, I'm trying DX12. I don't know if it's...
Yeah, I started 12 or 11.
You started regular, okay.
I think 12 is better.
actually don't know what direct X is.
I know what it is.
Alright!
Dude, hutch, hutch, I don't know if you know this about hutch.
I know it's always boring for, for, for, for on-bond logic man.
Hutch bought a pre-built computer and he thought the foam inside the PC was part of it.
Hey, that was damn good!
So he used, so he used it for, yeah, so he used it for like years or whatever.
With the pre-packaged foam.
Three years he used it.
That is not good for air flow, I can't lie.
He thought it was good for air flow.
I was tweeting at these motherfuckers that I buy power too.
I was like, I bought this PC and all it does is overheat and turn off.
And I was raging.
And I had no idea.
I thought that's what held everything together inside the computer.
Holy...
You said you were overheating.
That is a fire story.
Happens to the best of us, gentlemen.
Literally could have started a fire, actually.
Yeah, when I pulled it out, when I got my new computer, it was brown.
I guess we extracted every one of you.
Yeah, I think that's what Hush said.
Yeah, yeah, it's going to be hard to find something.
Yeah, this is like, again, it's like C thieves.
This is the most before you just see a thieves.
No, literally, it's not as good of loot and it's just
it's like people are just cruising around trying to loot.
If you're completely I think it's a good way to start get like the cumulative of the game understand gets blue and then
The reason why I didn't go voyage my first voyage someone spawned literally on top of me and killed me within like 30 seconds of getting in the game
It's because you spawn on like us even
Maybe like this is how you put a cannon on by the time our cannons were installed
We would have someone rolling up on us and murdering us
So when we get into voyage, I'll just turn the engine on and have you guys install it,
put the beams up and all that good jazz.
So this is the extract that's powered.
You can, one of y'all, when we get close, jump off, go to the top of the tower and activate it.
Now, you get a minute, you have to hold this area down.
If somebody runs up there, they can cancel your extract and delay it by 30 seconds until you take everything.
everything yes chef yes chef the bear finale of finally over five seasons so
good anyone hasn't seen it I don't know what you said is that Spanish
All right, I'm climbing the tower sir
What everyone yelling at me for we're playing dude we're literally playing dude it's what doon and I mean this with
Oh, yeah, I was just thinking that this is what dude kind of like that's what they probably should have done
But it's like a pseudo extraction mode in the deep desert. Yeah, way more sense to whatever the fuck they did
Yep, I couldn't agree more it don't get me wrong
There's there's things like that the aiming and like the fighting's a little needs some love
But in terms of like the ship battles, bro, it is fucking peak gentlemen, like I think you guys are gonna really like it. I
Don't get sucked in these games easy
Do we have to be on the ship here to leave no no no
So the reason why we're on the ship now
It's just I'm used to doing it people can come up here see for our captain's door and take our ship while we're extracting
I did it earlier to somebody but once the you'll see a spaceship fly in and attach its
Little things to our ship and lift us up. You want to jump off and we'll go up on a zipline
All right
I guess I must have been doing the Battle Royale node though.
That's all we play, yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, I'm telling you, we're going to get smoked, but it's going to be so much fucking
fun.
And I say that not because I think we're bad, but because I know our ship design is terrible.
I mean to be fair, us three are bad.
We've never played this game before, but we'll, I think we'll be alright.
I think we'll be alright.
It seems pretty, yeah, it seems pretty straight forward.
Oh, there it is.
Yeah.
what there's what that's the extract ship above us
okay and now we got and now we got to get on the ship or no yep you can jump off of our ship
it will you'll see some ropes attached to ours and lift it up and then you'll see another tight
rope for us to get us out of here all right
Right there.
Where's the health?
Okay, got it.
Make the guys relaunch the game and try not to launch it in DirectX 12 mode.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're good, we're good.
It was it was it was just shaders were good the shaders have loaded and the game just doesn't tell you when you're loading shaders and not so
We're good. It was smooth. It's moved out at the end. It just it was rough at the beginning
Well beans we do here dividing the loot so don't click anything
But like let's say we're rich you could be like I don't want to take the most valuable item for my crewmates
You can just click on it and it it's like denying loot more of a Warcraft like passing it
Oh, that's if you want to try you can just click on like the shotgun shell and you'll deny that from being given to you
No, but I want that
Amen, I
Ship they go by themselves
What happens if we all just leave it open does it just randomly a story randomly?
It randomly gives it to all four crewmates out and you just hit
US bottom as evenly as it can
got it got it which is kind of fun too because when you get like that big ticket
item you don't know who's going to get it at the end
I think I should I should still have it on my person right yeah if you have it
on your person you keep it okay yeah all right same thing we're just gonna
re-gear the exact same way we did last time so did we lose those cannons we
didn't right it the same can and just got sent back to you I think cannons is
like you're guaranteed to get your cannon back and the ammo that you didn't
use back but everything else that you didn't bring into the game I think is
what's divvied up like any of the lootable shit I could be wrong though
and so that's a thank nada for sure yeah is the shotgun cannon any good so
That's what I'm currently building so you can look at the blueprints if you back out of the
Whatever the hell and go to tech tree at the top
You can kind of understand the people who've been playing the game a lot
They have the ability to like buy a lot more shit and they can build their ship a lot better
They can have like a lot more armor. I'm working my way at the very bottom to the battering ramp
So I want to make like a little
Yeah, it's like
Yeah, that's fucking dope like with shotguns things on all the sides. We just ram it into somebody. It just our blasted that'd be sick
But yeah, wait so the bat you can actually use a battering ram to damage ships if you're close enough to yeah
Yeah, yeah, there's a clip of a guy having a battering ram boosting with how I showed you guys the boost into someone's
motor and one shot them
Yeah, that's fucking dope. Yeah, it's really cool
So should we bring oh
It already has the
Should we bring anything else like beans again? We have to bring everything again. The whole ship is now naked again
This part is kind of like park off it gets easier
I'm gonna bring some C4 as well
who's all bringing an 80 so we don't over bring them I'm bringing one I'll bring the
40 again yeah I think everybody just bring the same thing they brought last game I'll
bring these beans and I think we're good
Yeah, make sure you bring the armors, too, for the reason.
Oh, you still have your armor.
It was on your person, so you kept it.
Yeah, make sure you load up with it.
Beautiful.
We just want 80 millimeter camons.
Is that it?
Well, I have a 40.
I'm bringing the 40, and then you guys bring 80s.
Three 80s?
Is that what we want?
We want three 80s.
Yeah, three 80s, 140.
Oh, I didn't change the mode. Everyone's yelling at me. There we go. Now we're good. Everyone's
roasting my ship. Guys, I'm gonna be honest. It ain't good. That's okay. All right. We'll
Realize how bad it is and then I can rebuild it very quickly if we need to
Stop yelling at me I want to use the old ship
But I can't because there's not enough beds if someone calls me fat again. I'm gonna start losing it
I'm not a puttate.
That's okay, we're about to see players who know.
We're about to see a ton.
So if this is a BR, does that mean there's only one team left?
No, multiple teams can extract at the end.
This is just, it forces people to see other players
and everyone is working towards...
Like the last mode, there's a lot of extracts.
This mode, you'll get in the circles, there'll be one,
and there'll be four ships trying to get to that one extract.
Got it.
And the there's better loot on this mode as well
All right, I'm gonna turn on the engine if you guys want to get the turrets ready and someone want to set up the beans
I'm just gonna get us moving
Where are the guns from?
That's going to be on the brakes up here next to me.
Where do we want the 140?
I put it on the probably 180 in the middle, 140 in the middle.
So if we do like, the problem with this ship is it's a full commit ship.
So if we run we're dead. We're just gonna have to do get out here. We die
If we can we still if our ship is totally blown up, can we still somehow?
Yes, when when the out like the last fight and somehow take their ship
So yes, so we can take a ship if as long as we get their captain's quarters
We can I have seen for we could blow in we can take the captain's quarters
And we can run around with two three four ships if we were able to do that
But if we, our ship gets blown up, we can all board their ship, get into their captains, take their captains and use their ship and extract them all the loot.
Alrighty, I'm going to make our way to this landmark in front of us, and we should for sure see somebody soon.
You spread your beams?
Uh huh, uh huh.
We have 40 and up here and some more
All right, we're got to kill this everybody on the guns
All right
It's gonna spawn AI in front of us
I'm putting 40 in here for you
Wait, right there, shoot those! Let them out of the way!
Oh shit, they're running out of it!
Look at us in reverse!
These guys should be in here, right?
No!
Fuck, is that one?
We're gonna be shooting!
They're shooting in the middle!
Oh shit!
Just the right shoot!
We're fine, we're fine, we're fine
Thank you, slow-motion
What the fuck is this? This is on the outside
I can't hear him, he's on the outside
It's on the outside
Holy shit
It's on the outside
Beautiful
All right, we're looking for the repair kit modules, it's like a little blowtorch and all
the little boxers just grab everything, load it up on the ship.
Repair modules is what allows us to repair our like captain quarters and any of like
the big exploded ship.
Does it drop on the ground?
Yeah, it drops on the ground.
We do have some holes in the ship too, I'm just going to wait for y'all so you can see how to repair them.
Hit T and go over to them.
Yeah, just whatever you hear hits them.
If we don't repair it, what happens? Does it slowly take damage?
I know it's just the overall damage like it's like we're at 380 health instead of 400
The only thing that really matters is again. What's in the back of our ship?
So like we're in a fight
If this thing blows up the whole ship blows up everything else just think of it as like speed
That's just like that
I still hear this
I don't know where it's at
These little machines look like the Wild Wild West movie a little bit a giant spider thing
We got a player!
Where? Where? Oh I see I see I see I see
He's coming towards us
Wait there's two of them there's two of them there's two of them
Oh shit
Yeah there's one on the left and one on the right maybe we should try to like
Man they're both coming right at us though they should shoot each other
show they maybe we're making a little three way here you're been a three way
much with a McChicken and a double cheeseburger many of times Mike many of
times looks like it's just one one going right to left it looks like the other
one's kind of leaving it smoking the one on the right that one doesn't look
very geared listen boys step one to being on this ship of Captain Hutch you
You always go after the people who don't look like they're prepared, nor can't defend themselves.
How do you know? How do you know they're not prepared, Captain?
If you look at them, they're only one layer.
The big ships, they're like three layers tall.
And their motors exposed at the top, which means easy kill.
How the fuck can you even see that?
You with your binoculars.
I'm looking! I can't...
Left foot, watch!
Left foot, got it, got it!
I didn't know you could zoom in.
Do we have any, we have boosters.
Mike Booster.
Yeah.
Put the boosters.
Put the boosters.
Yeah, here's the booster.
Hold on, where are the boosters at?
Right here.
Boosters, boosters, boosters on the ground.
Boosting, boosting, boosting, boosting.
Put it in, Booster.
They're running.
It's in, it's in, it's in.
Let the fuckers out with them blushing around.
All right, the ladders are glitching.
Can we shoot from this far away or no?
Get up and hit him with the 80!
Get fucked!
You are up!
We're gonna want to hit him with the 80!
Holy shit!
Good hit, good hit!
I'm hitting nothing in there!
Good, good, good, good, good! We're gonna get shot very soon!
Hold fire!
Can I fucking shoot myself with a trebuchet and try to land on their ship?
That would be sick!
Oh good
I miss
the top is low, the guy on the top is low
guy on the bottom hit
guy on the bottom is low
nice, nice, nice
I'm getting there
I don't know
I don't know what the right way is
I'm getting there though
hey, dead on top, dead on top
dead on top
alright
how do I open their doors is the problem
that's the problem, get off of it, I'll blow it off
okay
he's opening it for you
shoot the door, shoot the door
I got nothing to lose this I didn't even load this fucking 40 bomb.
We got a cheap mower we got a cheap mower.
Shoot them, shoot them things!
I don't have anything!
I don't have anything.
I don't have anything.
Don't you wish you had a little sword?
22, 24, and I could take it.
Don't you have a knife?
Don't you have a knife?
Don't you have a knife?
Don't you wish you had a little sword?
What's in this?
It's just slowly spinning.
Keep your title on your top tank.
Hit me on the top.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can enter.
Yeah, that's nice.
I'm going in, I'm going in, I'm going in.
That's nice.
You guys go, you guys go, go with them.
Okay, well, what are we supposed to do here?
Okay, get in quarters. Captain quarters.
I'm just the first one here. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. Cover me boys. Cover me. I'm stealing. I'm stealing. I'm stealing.
Sold the door. Where do they spawn? They're gonna spawn on the beds,
but because we destroyed it, their beans are on the ground. They their their response a minute.
Yeah, I'm getting their beans. I got their beans. I got the beans. I got the beans.
Where's the container, grab all that, grab all this stuff.
Alright, we're going to, we're going to.
Alright, that's ours now. Now they can't respawn and it's over.
And they have no loot, I looted their body, picked them clean, they disappeared.
Nice, now what we want to do is go ahead and grab all their loot,
rip their cannons from their ship as well.
Oh yeah.
And then we're going to destroy their ship and take their black box,
which is the reason why you want to kill players.
It's worth a thousand gold, which is a lot.
Oh, that's big, no?
very big
gold or silver
well i say gold it sounds cooler but it shmackles it's silver
okay okay
i agree with the note though it does sound cooler
yeah it does
let's go repair our ship a little bit
hey one
one and oh gentlemen
one and oh
so they didn't even try
alright
we got some news
Yeah, you're gonna grab this box, whatever it is in the ship.
Okay.
We do have another ship coming, boys.
Grab that.
Oh my God, it's a giraffe.
Does that mean we gotta run?
We're probably faster.
We're okay, we're okay right now.
I don't know, giraffes are clear.
I turned the engine off.
They might not see us over here.
You see that behemoth over there?
Yeah, um, what direction?
Back right.
Back right.
Looks like a triple cheeseburger.
That thing is a monster.
So that's a boarding ship.
What the hell is that?
Look, look, they're going after the other ship to the right.
They used that to jump off of their ship and to board the other ships.
I got a psychopath.
Alright, are we all done with their ship?
All right, let's destroy the core now the green thing at the top
I think we're out of
One of you go up to that and you can there's a box you can see it if you look at the with the binoculars
That box is what we want. That's where the real money is
all the way at the top wherever that green thing goes and then we're going to go beef
with these people I got it nice bring it back put it on a shelf we're ready to go
but based on your experience how much what's the likelihood we make it out of this VR mode
with me driving I percent I am the captain never said I was the best
captain it's about 50% chance we live 50% chance we die but there is currently a
threesome happening right in front of us you see that that's someone begging for
their life in the sky if you hit tab at the very well that thing is coming out
as fast it's coming out as fast it's massive wait is it actually we have no
what we have no bolt in this 40 millimeter I'm gonna pack it replace it
replace it
I got it
we don't have it
that's a giraffe
alright 80's built
alright prepare to be boarded
prepare to be boarded
fuck them up
we're gonna fuck them up but they're gonna board us that's the whole goal
I'm gonna keep laughing. Keep laughing.
I hit the reactor. I hit the reactor.
The reactor's in the top middle.
I hit the reactor again.
This is beautiful, boy! Get out of here!
Alright, take out their legs!
Get out of the way!
Legs! Legs! Legs! Legs!
You're destroying the whole world.
Backward! Backward!
Okay, front left. Front left is low.
Alright, hold on! On the reactor!
Cross that old reactor!
you guys might have killed him with the uh with the uh yeah i can in one of them there it is
now make sure you loot their bodies as well
okay wasteland in here oh yeah guy on the right's on the move by the way he does not want to be here
i say we grab the box grab one of their cannons and we head for this next guy
Do we know where their black box is or is it just on the core?
Always on the core.
Always on the core.
Got it.
I got one of the cannons.
We shot so many.
We shot a lot of bullets we need to make sure we got more right?
So the cannons that you guys are looting when you disassemble them they have bullets inside.
You can just hit tab whenever you're hovering over it and you can see the bullets.
take them move them we are being the best captain this game has ever seen
I don't have shit bro wait this one did it huh yeah this one didn't have anything
bro is that normal yeah I didn't I brought back an
eight you didn't have any cannons no he didn't he didn't have a cannon up top
There's a dead body. I don't know if you've heard it.
I found nine beans.
We love beans. We love beans.
These guys are trying to hide. They're behind the rock, but they haven't turned off their engine.
I think they're gonna try and ambush us.
At what point do we try to take our win, or do you try to wipe the server when you play VR?
It depends. Right now, think of it as like, there's ten people trying to leave at the end, now there's eight.
So I like to kill as many people as possible, and I'll loot one of the last fours
I'll make everyone else loot and take as many people's lives as I can
There's ten people in this room. No, there's like 30
Yeah, it's endless
That's soft
All right, are we ready everybody on ship?
Yep, you're good to go to sir. All right, we got another person front-ride of us
Oh, no, there's another there's a second ship as well D
How are we on ammo with everything
We're actually pretty good
Yeah, we're gonna
We're out of 40s, but we're all 80s this time.
Got it.
They all have 30.
They have all 30 each.
If we don't get 40s off this next hill,
try and rip one of their 80s and we'll replace our 40 with an 80.
No, no, we have all 80s.
We're good.
We have all 80s.
You can just go work out.
You can just go work out.
You can just go work out.
Hell, yeah.
Oh, I'm in front.
Oh, I see it.
Northeast.
Northeast.
They're kind of going towards this.
this is
so I saw a missile fly across those rocks
say they weren't even trying to shoot the shoot from this far away no
no we got you get a little bit closer
you get a hit though you can see there's a
There's different ammo, so there's like a blue high velocity bullet that you can fire. They're they're fighting
They're fighting. They're fighting something on the inside. Is that the fort or what is that?
There's no way oh my gosh
Oh, yeah, there's a third party apex. Oh, yeah, let's say we're just gonna stay at range and absolutely beat that
We're not a range, but we're gonna stay on the outside of the big fight and you beat the hell out of it
This is such a waste they have
We have to fight in the storm or in the storm.
Do we have any boosts? Do we have any boosts?
I think we do, we do, we do Ron.
I think we do, I think we do.
Going in, going in.
I don't want to have it, I don't have it.
Is it this energy, Ron?
Yeah, this thing.
Yeah.
We're going to get on the highest point and we're just going to sit like a turret and wait for him to try and come in.
Yeah, my guy's going to wait for us.
Yeah, we have a bunch of boosts.
Yeah, I see the flaw with your design, I'm starting to see the flaw in your presentation.
It is stronger in some ways and in other ways it is complete.
Oh shit, I will have to agree with you on there.
I believe there's another player in front of us now, boys.
There is another player in front of us.
We do have a 40 by the time the swap the 40
It's quick
Do we turn and let this guy keep walking and hold these other individuals? I think we do right? Yeah
Yeah, put a 40 out Mike. Yeah, we have a lot of ammo
40 40 is on
What does the 40 do I never use it? It's faster. It's faster. You don't have to reload it. It's like automatic
40's on
Oh, it's got so much air, let's see what that thing's seeing.
So it's like a flak gun, kind of.
It owns, it owns.
Did you load the whole thing, pretty much?
Yeah, yeah, it's got everything in there.
Alright.
Someone's directly behind us.
Yeah, yeah, we're going to pop a U-turn, right?
I'm just going to shoot him directly in front of us.
Are we going to bank left and try to kill the guys behind us?
behind us? We're trying to kill the guy in front. Yeah, he's directly behind us.
He's got a bucked up. How do you see this? I see him.
Oh, here's your map. That's pretty easy to see here.
We're in. Get ready, boys. Hard turning.
All right
We are a turret he does not cross their slide
There's no way
What happens if the guy behind us suits you that I'm looking at him. I'm looking at him
I keep your eyes on them. They're currently pve
They they're done pve in there start to look towards us, but they're not doing that. Yeah, I see
Got bad news the ones on the left as well
You just right we just right or something right? We just bail out of this
Yeah, we could we yeah, we right yeah, I think we ride the zone to the right
We must be the one to chase okay if we start getting smoke
You fucking hit us with a boost and start repairing the reactors with that!
Do we have boost left?
I think we have one.
Okay, that one boost is fucking important, if we do that one.
No, no, that's not the right boost.
That's a reactor energy boost, that's different, right?
Is it like a battery?
MK2 energy.
That works that works. It's also
I think it's slightly different effects Mike, I think that's what that is
I'm not very observant
That guy's taken a long time to come in over there. He's right in the zone edge
I think he's gonna meet us. Okay. The one on our left is at three man
Yeah, and they're just chilling they aren't moving these guys are coming in look with their chasing each other over there
I
Look so cool, actually
You want to see if these guys would be friendly to our left so we can gang up all these guys in front of us
He's right. Yes on foot running towards us. He is right. Yeah. He is ready. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on
Okay, well we got a problem because the guys north are coming right towards us
Yeah, we're smoking those guys, but we're hopefully these guys don't don't ambush us. Get ready boys
There is white. We have to enable in voice settings
Okay, we're gonna have to shoot these guys in front I think
Think we're waiting a little bit. Oh
He's got a speed boost, right? He's looking quick. Oh
Watch the guy on the left, though, uh, Jeff, on the left, might as well chase him.
He is, he is.
I like that, I like that!
Nice, you got him!
Alright, our ship's got him! We're going to fight past these guys, and we're just going to let the other team kill us, and then we'll fight the other team.
Can we have a boost? Can we have a boost?
Yeah, I got a boost now, I got a boost now!
I'm not going.
I'll let you know when you get the conformance to the I-O-T-A-G-O-P reaction.
Yes, kill me. They're gonna chase the other team, because they're mad at me.
Right this team. This team doesn't want it.
We're gonna kill them right over here.
Hit the reactor. One left. Hit the reactor.
We got to shoot the guy in the top.
He'll use the reactor, which is good.
He's on the can to try to heal it.
Beautiful.
He's going to heal that can and he keeps shooting.
Let's just get ready to shoot him.
Watch right, watch right, watch right.
We have to get him.
All right.
They're on our ass a little bit.
We got to shoot the guy in the third.
Really bad.
Really bad.
Really bad.
What is this?
Goose this! Goose this! Goose this!
We're gonna have to shoot the team far left!
We have to!
Yeah, we're gonna get up real low.
Get up real low.
It's all you guys!
Shoot them off the turrets!
Shoot them off the turrets!
We fucked this, we're so good!
Mike, get back on the guns, I'm up there!
We're gonna start chasing!
Can we ever get a one-man show of their things?
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, y'all just keep fighting!
Put that turret back up if we can!
I'm looking to show you, I'm still gonna show you from behind by the way!
Yeah, but go this way, go this way, the guy behind, over here, he's not doing much.
He's talking.
He's taking a left way.
Alright, guys, focus their turrets.
One on their ship, one on their ship.
He's out here.
Coming up, coming up, coming up, don't right now.
Watch out, watch our waters.
I killed one, I killed one.
Guys, keep fucking them up.
I killed another one, I killed another one, I can't get on their ship, unfortunately.
I got another one, I got another one.
Nice. We're walking up.
Yeah.
Get that guy far.
Alright, lock the guys behind. They literally can't do anything.
You guys dismount, go help Shadow.
I have C4.
We'll get the gas in, so we'll take Shadow.
Nice.
We have to make sure they don't kick our captain's ass.
Stay on the ship with me, and we'll defend.
There's not much I can do here now that I'm on it, but...
Alright, alright, switch me, switch me.
Switch me sides.
We have to defend our ship so we don't get our captain's taken.
Okay, okay, okay. You go on their ship, I'll...
Yeah.
What is we gonna do?
Tess...
Tess, talk to me, you bunch.
I'm sorry, you know
No, he may as well loot this guy now. We do we want to do the other team
We want to look the other team
Wait, where's that kid shot from he's still on he's still on them. He's going all right fuck the other ship
Let's look this one and we'll go back for the other one after
They're gonna be roaming
Yeah
Nice
Yeah, that other team's still alive. This team's dead. I think we spin and go and try to kill the other team fully.
It's up to you guys though.
I agree, I agree. They're really trying to grab all their carries.
Yeah, they're on close right now. Ow, they're close actually.
Yeah.
They're in the middle of the open.
Oh yeah.
Alright, I'm moving the ship. Everybody on?
If we get one, they steal our ship, just everyone knows.
They have no response.
We are all, well how do we repair all this?
There's nothing on the ground and shit.
Alright, so what do we do?
We want to start repairing the foundations, like the little things that are seeping.
And we need to find a repair kit off of one of these ships.
The storm is okay.
I think we'll loot this ship first in front of us.
us someone look this guy down here we look at the ship in front of us and
these players and then we'll hopefully find a repair on one of them
we're good on the fight
I'm gonna move up a little bit
all right we also have that ship as well
this guy's got a blue rifle in his hand if you like
let's take that
let's get him
got the guy up in the air
Oh, I don't even know. Oh, that kind of needs to be a guy.
We can take- We can take-
Blue rifle too.
I'm gonna leave this ship for you guys. I'm gonna go and grab the other ship and meet
you.
You're gonna like bring it over?
Yeah, I'm gonna bring the second ship that we have.
Got it.
And we can just get to the next circle and then consolidate loot, so we only have to loot
one ship right now, which is the one in the fire.
Do you have one?
You want Mike there's a blue rifle on that guy
Yeah, what do you get up in the captain's where I was driving and just move it towards that other ship you guys will start looting it
Yes, just take a box and just fill the box up all of it everything we have so much storage
So I'm assuming this is probably where we try to leave.
Yes.
We're fucked up.
Yes.
Very much so.
Oh man, these guys have had some things.
Alright, I'm coming over to y'all.
There's a fucking mark on there.
Oh, these guys still have some things.
Alright, I'm on my way.
Where in the hell do I go?
I don't know
They do have repair kids
I can't see anything we're looking at
I
Like I can't see anything
So should I try to repair our ship? Yeah repair kit. Do you have a repair kit the one that's like in your hands?
Yeah, yes, walk it over to like the boxes of the captain's quarters. Yeah, look at the wall. Oh
My gosh, these guys are loaded
No, I know they were fucking killing by the way, how does it work?
How do we keep from our ship does it have to be on a shelf have to be on a shelf? Yeah? Yeah
Yeah.
Other than my cannons.
Glue everything.
We want to strip the cannons off that ship, all of it.
Now, are we going to roof all the ships?
Oh, yeah.
Hey, look.
Well, we have two ships.
We can extract both of these ships with us.
Oh, nice.
Got him stuck.
So I think we put all the important stuff on that ship
I'll run over all the good boxes on our own
And then we'll have this second ship is kind of like I'll go out in front of you guys
And you all just follow me and I'll just send it into people
These are fair nationals nice
All right, you're the epic
That takes a while
This over here as well. So y'all can put the beans back in your fridge
All right, we got a move storms coming
You get everything if everything's not a shit well, I got everything on their shelves that I saw
It's on our ship, we're good.
But that storm means it's on us boys, we gotta move.
Move it.
We got two minutes.
Did I get it?
I guess.
Yeah.
Are you getting the reactor?
How the fuck it's done?
Yeah, I got it.
We got a reactor, we got a reactor.
We got a reactor, we got a reactor.
Reactor's on.
We just get to the next circle, we'll get everything together, and I got bad news.
Okay that's fine.
We'll fuck them up.
I think we're kind of low on a haven.
I don't have anything in the 40s.
Is there any 40s later on?
Sorry.
I got a lot of 40s in this one.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, I got a lot of food in this one, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I was down on the wheel,
so sorry.
By the way, it's flying on the phone, hold on.
Oh, I'm fucking panicked dude.
Oh my god, it's turning the wrong way.
Guys, it's turning the wrong way.
Guys, it's turning the wrong way.
Guys, it's turning the wrong way.
Why? Why? Why? Why?
I'm turning it and it just fucking just whipped dude. Did you put beans back in Justin?
No. I just have beans on me. Uh, you get boosted. Uh, yeah, I'm sorry.
I haven't done it. Uh, there's a ship in front of us. Like you heard? I'm up here in front of the uh,
I don't know where your reactor is. Give a little boost to you.
to get a little tight in these coral reefs, gentlemen.
Just try and follow me.
Mike.
What?
You got this, right?
Yeah.
I hit the rock earlier and that was not good.
That was not her.
It like completely spun the ship, and then I was just backwards.
You know what they say, you gotta hit a rock to know how not to hit a rock.
Yep.
Write that down.
Mm-hmm.
Did you shoot?
Did you shot?
Is that a guy?
Is it worth boosting a gun or not?
No, not in the coral.
Once we get out of the coral, yeah.
I don't know if we can make this yeah, you can't just gotta line it up
All right Mike is your test if you can drive or not
She's going straight she's going straight
You're gonna have to gear right a little bit.
You're gonna have to gear right a little bit.
He really causes the whatever you're turning or whatever you're driving to just start shifting to the left.
Kind of like you ever seen those pestles that can just arc without moving it?
Like the tires turn to the side and just move them in? Like that.
It just starts like marching to the right and left.
Run that back one more time.
Basically, he is...
Mike, left and left.
It's still a smart thing.
Yeah, I've done that.
It's the crab that you're showing.
We got 40 in there.
Oh yeah, no, I reached out to 80s.
Oh, a crab.
I see more of you.
A plus set?
You got 40?
I need to just like grab a box.
Here, you bring the box and the tab on it.
Oh, I need to realize this.
All right.
I think this is as good of a spot as any.
I'm just going to start bringing stuff over.
Come to me, Mike.
And then I'm going to put stuff on the ground right here,
and you all just jump out of the ship and pull up all the good stuff
wait, ship to a right, ship to a right?
it's uh, AI, AI
oh is it?
okay
good eyes, way to be head on a swivel
hahahahahahahah
I think we did pretty good boys, pretty good
we're doing great
it's crazy you have six people in this fucking game
it's chaotic as hell
every time we're in a fight, I cannot hear her
she's yelling, don't hear a word
It's so long.
It's so long.
Just get here.
There you go.
Grab this stuff.
Right on the ground there.
Now, Mike, we can switch.
You can come drive that, or this.
I'll drive that.
And when we see a team, you can just full send it into them.
And jump on their ship to start battling.
Sure.
Let's play.
Come down here, boys.
Come grab these boxes.
Yeah, I got one. I got one.
Alright, do it.
And we want to rip those cannons off that ship as well.
Ooh, there's a juicy box in here.
Oh, yeah.
We're not trying to extract those ships, son.
No, because we want the core of this ship.
We want the black box, which is worth a lot of money.
So we're just using this as, like, a burner.
And we are...
Oh yeah, it's a great run.
Alrighty, I think this is all good. Other than the turret, do you want to drop that 40 turret and pick the ammo?
Yep, I took the ammo. Yeah, you could just grab it.
I grabbed beautiful.
Alrighty, I think we should be good to rock and roll.
We want the 80 also is it worth your having yeah for sure we'll grab the 80
absolutely everything grab everything we rob them we're fucking Sam pirates yeah
yeah grab it all we take it home
I
Storm is another 40 and another 80 up here to grab them. It's good
We have two slots I'm sure I'm serious
Yeah, we can consolidate you can just pick up a box look at another box and hold F
We have more spots
more spots. Wait, that works? Oh, that's it. Yeah, you don't have to drag. You can just,
it just forces the loot and it'll stack any similar items, but we do need to move. Bike,
I'd get that thing fired up. Okay. Okay. But there's still 140 on there. We can grab
in the next circle. Let's just get into the circle.
How do we know where we can next track?
If you look while you're driving the ship, you see those doors? Those are extracts.
To your left.
Got it, got it, got it.
Is that where are we going to the end?
Are we going to distance?
Is that the plan?
I think, I mean, we're, we're completely full on loot.
I think we start marching to the extra dead center.
And if you see anybody, we welcome.
My kid.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Look at this shit, bro.
Bro, cinema.
Sit them up. Sit them up, bro.
So is it not worth it to extract with both of these?
So if we were on like an insane run,
and let's say our ship was full,
we killed another ship that was completely full,
and we couldn't fit it all on one, 100%.
But since we can fit it all on one, not really.
Because the black box is worth more than
getting the ship out.
But now the real dream, I know you like to do the same things on games, which y'all
need to do one day, is start one of these BRs, steal a ship early, and the goal is just
to fill both ships completely full.
That's fun.
Yeah.
It's like, go back and talk off-strap, and we used to, I don't know if you ever did it
Take like the stab cases and loot all the map.
Right.
Right.
It's basically that.
Just taking everything.
Yeah, you can extract the ship, but I don't think you keep the ship now.
How do we know?
Like, do we have any indicator if we know anyone's left?
We're not really fine.
I mean, it mostly shoots people in the face.
Oh, yeah.
They have a bubble.
They got a bubble.
Those guys had a shit ton.
Those guys looted the biggest score.
If we win this, we might have to extract the two ships.
Do we want to try to fight the bubbles?
They just killed two ships.
I see two wreckages over there.
No, they're still two ships alive.
This is one deal.
Oh, they're not dead.
This is four people or they're dead, but they're still shooting from their dead ship either way. That's rich damage
Is this risky going for these guys in the bubble very
That's the bubble even dude. It's just like it's all can fire. It's gonna go down though by the time we get there
They're there. They're gonna be hurt with no bubble
So there's the view
Yeah, yeah, yeah
That is not good news. This is not ideal
I'm going on my bullets. We're gonna have to shoot them. We're gonna have to shoot them
They should spawn right in front of us
They're bubbles down
I'm trying to drive up to the middle of them and soak some of this damage out of my...
Yeah, shoulda be guys, shoulda be, yeah!
Oh
None of those should be in the black box bottom left
Right near the gun near the guns
right. I said we just leave this shit and we start marching towards that team. Yeah,
the team's looting right now. All right. We're looting that. You guys can, you see anything
fucked up? I'm gonna check the engine real quick. Yeah. Maybe it's in vain or what? Yeah,
we sit by the window first. And when you guys come back to the rear of the ship and repair
that reactor for me yeah make sure it's all we're trying to ammo on this 40
we're gonna reactor now I believe there should be you see there's ammo
I just throw them all into our place. This is gonna be a battle.
Let's top it off. Yeah. Any ammo that we got. Make sure you have full health as well.
If you don't need a beam. Do we have one?
What do you need?
I need uh, oh, I saw, okay.
I need to the right one.
I have 17 feet.
Oh, I got it.
What if I just ghost ride it
jump back on your ship and help you guys shoot that's a great idea I could
like rip it on their ship I guess but if I got everything you just level it
out now and you go stride it in you jump off and get in our ship you do it
right now if you wanted to there they're on the ground right now actually
somewhere yeah why don't I jump off and then jump on ladder just like see if
these they're getting back on their ship right now
yeah they're up there panicking dude they're panicking they're getting back
on their ship they're going to start hitting them now with 80s
you got to shoot over me huh
I
I
The reaction is sticking out the front of the bubble. I can hit it actually outside.
I need, I'm all there, I'm all there, I'm just gonna be lucky I get that.
I can't hit with the A, I can't hit with the A.
Hold yourself, hold yourself, hold yourself.
I'm very down, I hit the turret, good.
Keep backing up.
I'm preparing, I'm preparing.
I'm preparing, that's a 40, we're on paper here.
Just keep sliding, we need to shoot them off that 40.
I killed him kill him on turret turret man.
Where did my gun go?
Leg destroyed.
Nice.
I just got sniped.
They have a golden sniper.
Be careful.
Front right leg destroyed.
He's shot him.
I can't shoot through the bubble right?
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I'm sure they're the bubbles, right?
No, you can't! You can't! I don't know why, but you can't!
Turn to story! Turn to story!
You ready, boys?
Please, please, game! Please!
I think they got shots up there.
I first scored!
I'm turning off the ship for a second, okay? Just to sort of repair Captain Carter.
Whoa, fuck that.
Hold on, hold on.
like 10 seconds hold on let me repair the captain's one second
5 more seconds
and back it's back on it's back on you can move it
40 up top 40 up top
you're good you're good
if you can't shoot the left turn it needs to go right a little bit
yeah
fire is keeping us down
I'm trying to repair, but I'm also trying to shoot him, I don't know what's going to
I
I need you all to pick up first.
Prepare, I gotta go fix the legs.
I'm still repairing.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm fixing the legs.
Mike, keep trying to shoot them off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There, they can't move right now.
We can move here in a second.
Last leg.
We're out of bullets dude, it's so fun.
I
Don't think there's anything here
That's the sacrifice I think the other shit
Let me see
They're chasing not dead boys
There's 30 more bullets here if you can't hit them.
Not good.
My gun's not good.
Are you prepared?
We might have to go for a board.
Yeah, hold on, I'll bring you 30. I'll bring some 30 more to get her back.
You're ready to board if they come up close.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I got the shit out of this.
Shit, they've boosted.
Random, maybe?
I think the only point is to sell their shit.
I can't get on!
Oh, they're shooting our reactor, they're shooting our reactor!
What's that?
I'm gonna get out of here.
I'm gonna try to reach the ground.
Guys!
I'm out of players soon.
Two bombs, I'm on!
I'm on!
I'm trying to get it off.
I'm getting fucked!
I'm on, I'm on, I'm on.
No, I have to do, I have to do.
I have to see four players, careful.
okay
watch again i'm watching it i mean there's no one here
nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice
Now we just shot a life bomb, yeah? We just shot a life bomb?
We left! We've been shot!
I think they're down! One down! One down!
Stop him!
I missed every shot.
You're good! You're good! You're good!
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it! Go for it!
I'm healing! I'm healing! I'm healing!
He's low! I'm low! He's low! I'm low!
I don't know how to heal! I don't know how to heal! One's low!
He's in the zone! In the little lags!
Okay, thank you!
Where is he?
2 seconds, 2 seconds, 2 seconds, 2 seconds
Not shootable!
What, what?
He's lying!
He's in, he's in, he's in!
You win! You win!
We win!
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice!
9, I killed you!
I'm sorry!
Oh no, that's great.
Oh, they got lots of shit.
They got, they got shit!
They got shit!
Alright, alright, alright, this is what we do.
We have to fix everything on this ship.
This is our ship now.
And we need to go back to our ship and loot it so
Where is our ship?
Okay, listen
I'm just gonna move this over to you guys and I'll focus on repairs. I'd say everyone just loot
Yeah, we were racing against the storm now right hopefully get some loot. Yeah. Oh stop it. Thank you. We are
We're good, bro. We're so good. We are so good
We just need I need a repair kit so we can repair all of their loot areas
The repair kits in here, there's a shelf back in here, they're organized, they're organized.
On the new ship, there's a three repair kits in here, in the back right, I guess?
On the bottom?
On the bottom?
Yeah, on the bottom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my God, I've never seen a ship this big!
Guys, I know this is like your second game, but to give you an idea of what we just did,
These guys had Alpins we had an MP5 with PST ammo and we jugular them
I've never done this before this is incredible. I
Can't believe it
Alright make sure all the
I'm putting all those almost bad
All the cannons everything just rip it we are the last people on the map. This is a max win
Oh, also make sure we get all three black boxes from all three of these ships.
They're next to the core, that's the money.
You don't have to load it on the shelves yet by the way, just go up the top ladder, drop
the box and keep going so we can load it later.
Yeah, we'll load it when we're traveling over there.
Yeah, so leave it at the top.
Brother, what in the fuck is this ship?
is unbelievable. It's ours now. That's what it is. Yeah. Amen.
This juice. Holy shit. I got this. I've had a pence for the last 15 minutes at least.
This is, I mean, these guys had to have killed everyone. They had to have killed everyone.
They had a little blue how long we have because they killed two ships, right?
Yeah, everyone we this circle has still not reached it yet
And we get one more circle to get to the extract so we got I would say like ten minutes now
I'll be eight minutes. Okay. I've got a gold sniper all I'm saying
All I'm saying is that man's got a gold sniper actually use
You're gonna do the bodies as well right? That's what I'm gonna. I'm gonna say I just looked at what he had
I was curious
The biggest come up
Yes, we just keep fucking damn so much shit. Oh my god, there's still all this shit up here
Can I drop this off the ledge like this? Yeah, you can
sex keys
Okay, I'm dropping all this shit on the ground
You know what? I'm kind of upset. You guys aren't even gonna deal with being poor. You're gonna get rich after your first fucking game.
I mean this can't be that much money. What is our first game here?
Bro. Bro. Bro, you don't know.
Don't piss him off. Don't piss him off.
This can't be that much.
Bro, you have no idea, bro.
I have been playing this for three days.
This is more loot that I have had in my possession that all three days combined, and I'm not exaggerating
We have a minute till store moves. All right. Yeah
Right here right here right here right here got it these boxes
I'ma move the ship so this is easier to do we even need the cannons even worth your oven
I mean you can I think we grabbed literally everything from our ship I'm not saying anything here there's literally like
From our ship. All right, we got it. We got to go. No, you gotta go from our ship
It's all right here. It's on the floor. Oh, you dropped it. Oh, you dropped a nice
Are you gonna make sure you grab make sure you grab the black box, right?
Yeah, we need the legs
When we start driving we
ASAP like it is what it is whatever we're losing we're losing we need to get out of here
Okay, I guess yeah, let's let's cruise let's cruise are you on board to drive? Yeah, I'm ready
Okay, everyone on everyone. I'm just we don't do all this shit
Yeah, I mean it's close. It's closing. Yeah, let's go. We don't want to die in the storm. I've had that happen everyone on
My I need to use batteries start battering us. I
Don't know where they are, but as soon as I figure out where we have some oh, yeah
I have some other hand.
We'll hold another storage compartment.
Yeah.
Loose coming.
Oh, we could have gotten so much more.
No, we could have gotten more.
We could have gotten more,
but we ran out of time.
We ran out of time.
Yeah, we're honestly pushing it close.
Make sure you guys are healing once we start this.
Wait, the shit owns.
What?
The shit owns?
Yeah, there's so much storage.
Don't be too excited about it.
You don't forget about the dirty grandpa.
No, I know it was a good shit.
Yeah, but this shit, I mean,
like it kind of don't, I can't lie.
I have boosted us again.
Well, boosted us again.
Yeah, yeah.
Boosting.
Yes, every time it allows you to boost us, boost us.
They have so much to worry about.
I know, the storage is insane.
We could have cut everything.
We could have had so much.
Yeah, we could have actually.
This is the most juicy we've ever seen.
And I've only been playing for an hour.
Can we boost again?
Boost, boost, boost.
Hard-boost again.
When we are in this storm, you need to make sure you're healing.
We're going to be in this, bitch.
It's going to be close.
Get out.
Go hit that bitch.
I'll hit it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Make sure everything's on shelves.
Start eating beans.
Make sure everything's on shelves.
Heal the ship or heal ourselves?
Heal yourself.
Heal yourself.
Everything on shelves?
Calm it in.
Damn, there's so much loot we could add.
so much more so much more
I need to grab some more beans, I only have one bean on me
yeah we should go back yeah I don't have that many beans my son
where's the beans?
in the storage here?
bottom floor
bottom yeah bottom right?
is there more storage upstairs?
I need beans!
there's four storage boxes
I need beans
go to the bottom right
bottom right
Yeah
Cheat down boys. I'm low boys. I'm low boys. I'm low
We're good, I got four beans. We'll be fine
Just make sure you're full health oh
Did it stop okay?
Oh, no, it's coming. No, it's coming.
He's in hand.
All right, we can all jump off the ship. We're good.
Oh, do we want to jump off?
This is...
I can't believe what we just did gentlemen. I really can't.
I know I keep saying it and I promise you I'm not just juicing you up because I like playing games with y'all this is insane
So do we keep their shipper to just turn into parts I've never I've extracted with one ship
But it was such a shitty ship that I'm not too sure chat
parts
But these guys remember those that blueprint I was showing you guys these guys have level three which is
like they've been playing since the play test so it's gonna be a shit kind of
parts
she's a gentleman wow
wow
let's see this loot menu
oh it's gonna be crazy
dude we could have had like another like at least 30% of shit probably more
than that we got to look oh my god
see there's look there's the gold yeah it was in there somewhere
The Orange!
Oh my God!
There's a lot of loot.
I hate you.
Yeah.
I hate.
I'll refuse all of it.
This doesn't even look like a lot.
You know, this is one of those moments where you watch it,
like on a YouTube video, and you go,
there ain't no way that wasn't set up.
Second game, this guy gets the most insane.
I don't, uh, fuck it, whatever.
You guys want to get something in here? Yeah, let me get them
Does he have this discord? Yeah
Gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen hey not what's it like?
Gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen I look around and I see the best crew I see
the best crew ever assembled. Aren't you tired of not using the best ship as well?
Is that the nut? Aren't you tired of not using the best ship as well?
I don't know what you're talking about. The ship we were just talking about was just dominating.
But tell me if you've ever extracted with 12,000 coins and the amount of loot that we just got.
I am not, but I did do a show over, I got out with $9,500.
Okay.
I just, I actually, we did have, but we actually know, we actually, we did do a, I did, I
got one 12,000 last night with a team, but I will admit, I did steal a box.
But to be fair, XQC and Jesse were playing and they've stolen from me, so it was all
fair and lucky.
Wait, what do you mean steal a box?
If you extract with a box in hand, do you get it?
I'm not gonna lie to you guys, I was trying to find the gold sniper for myself and I couldn't find it. I searched every box. I don't know where you guys put that thing, but I was trying to steal it for myself, so...
Oh, he's heard that.
He got it.
He doesn't have it.
He doesn't have it.
Coach, I've literally spent every dime tech-treeing to make the Goop not.
Do you want to, are you playing right now?
Do you want a game?
Yeah, if you have me, if you have me, sure.
Yes, my ship is, listen, I built this ship before I started knowing how to build ships,
so it's dog ship, but we're winning.
But we're winning.
I would show you the group not to watch you.
You want to take a beep at the group not really quickly.
I would take a beep at this group not.
Here, I'll just, uh, let me invite you to the team real quick.
I'll just give you a leader and you'll show us.
I'm going to be honest, I like your plan.
Thank you.
I liked your build plan.
Thank you.
It was all, all like, for a lover.
Now I see you watching.
Tell them, tell them they must look at the group not.
Look at it.
It looks clean.
I mean, it looks clean.
I'm telling you, beep at the group not.
I'm liking the look of it.
Let me give you a quick tour.
Let me give you a quick tour.
Let's see if I can find, I don't know why I can't find this Discord ever.
You just click the button at the bottom next to voice connected.
Under voice connected you can click it and it will go right to you where you are.
Wait, what? Is that a new update?
No, there's no way you didn't know that.
You're searching through every Discord server trying to get back?
I scrolled, I scrolled, I looked, I scrolled.
The stream is live, the dojo, click that at the bottom left.
Listen, I've always seen that, I've never clicked it.
Right, I'm not the only one.
I'm looking, I'm looking.
Yeah, this is the group not, let me show you.
TechTread double airlock, entire floor of storage for a total of
of seven storage, seven storages.
You go up one level, there's only one engine for the enemy.
All guns pointed forward so we can decimate someone,
but they're also angled to protect the sides.
Completely enclosed engine from the sides and the front,
and the driver is protected with a tech tree driver wheel.
You can go right back, prepare the engine,
bottom boom, bottom boom, where it went.
Okay, so I do I like it. I like it. Yeah, I like the vision. Have you used this thing yet? Have you brought it?
I'm not using it again.
If you look at my money, this is quite literally all of my money. I have to sell everything to do this.
I want to say one thing. If New York City was put on a turtle, and that turtle had to walk to save its life,
that is what this ship is. One maneuverability?
No, no, no, no, no, no, you don't understand, you don't understand, you don't understand.
This game, there is no difference between zero maneuverability and a hundred maneuverability.
There's zero difference.
Oh, we're locked in then. I didn't know that. I've been caring about maneuverability. Let's go.
I don't think they updated that. And if they have, I can't notice it. It's negligible.
Okay, I'd love to hear this. I'd love to hear this. Get in the party.
I wouldn't be surprised if the boost that you put in the reactor gives you, like,
Like max of that
Maybe but that's the thing as you got someone juicing it when you boost
If you if you hit the you change from two to one or you turn it slows down the boost
If you change from two to one it completely eliminates it
Do you have a code this time? I just sent you an invite. I'll send you another one
guys can you tell Summit to get in the discord I'm gonna be honest I feel like
I got such bad news from that this all just seems like a bunch of garbage
I'm so sorry I'm so ungrateful I'm so sorry
if we take peanut ship and we get fucking rolled is it where's summit oh wait
really quick well it's over for me I'm gonna be literally flat rock I'm telling
you guys when I say I sold everything I'm it like I sold like basically
everything tech tree but I will say one thing hot I figured out a new meta a new
meta and that's why all the guns are on the front actually on this one when I
was saying to my boys yesterday when you you know when you fired the
compartments and says compartment destroyed or whatever right yeah when
you destroy a compartment it is as if that compartment never existed you
also has a roof and corners it's ignore them it's as if it has literally never
existed ever so you we always thought you'll shoot the legs shoot the gun
and go for the engine all you do look at the black smoke a minute below it
right through it. They die in 30 seconds. I didn't. I forgot to listen. That's
great. I heard compartments. I heard black smoke. Yeah. No, you know, you know,
we're always trying to find an angle to shoot the legs out to the cannons. Find
an angle for the interview. Chef. Yeah, we don't do that. Either the meta is not
doing that when you destroy a compartment it's as if the compartment never existed even though it's
still has quarters and a roof and a floor the bullets go through them now that it's destroyed
so all you do is you look for the black smoke of the engine aim one ends below it and just shoot
the whole ship explodes in 30 seconds yes chef yes chef just fucking blow us free through their
Doesn't that make your build plan obsolete with that strategy that you just made?
But do they know that technique?
Also, I put the driver seat right in front of the engine that way the driver
While sitting there can just repair the engine.
Bought a big bottom boom. You never die
I'm saying I did I believe you have two guys repair the engine you basically can never die and I'm joking. I
Mean I I'm not gonna argue that because I shot a guy for quite literally 45 minutes today
And he just repaired the engine and never died. So I believe yeah
So we're just waiting on summit boys and I got the be there soon. So it's gonna be a little from what a minute
What are you why ours?
What do I sell?
Um, yeah, so, okay, we'll do this.
This will help you out so much, it'll help me.
Open up your pantry, yeah, and find something that you want, okay?
Whatever that is, find it like on the right, so like,
click the screen, drag it over, so like, let's say if it's C4.
On that C4, right click it, and that's going to show you
everything, that orange line is everything you need to unlock
to get to that that orange C4. Everything else other than what you need to get that item that you
want fucking sell it or if it's you know not guns or whatever that's the way I'm gonna do it.
I'll do it really quickly. I'm just gonna tell you this because I'm pretty sure you've never had
this problem because you're a poor bitch but um the the number at the top left of your screen right
now is red so one item will be deleted when you go to this next raid. Yeah I'm trying to sell
shit right now and I didn't know that cuz fuck you
oh you didn't know that you didn't know that I did it I did it but fuck you
either way honestly I just sell like the purple ammo
I know that's kind of stupid but like we don't let me like
I feel like until we get better at the game we can't really utilize it to its
moment I'm talking about like the shells though
too because I used the shells last for a new fucking
own like the 40 millimeter shells and shit but you know the 40 millimeter
shells has regular blue and purple I mean they get better and like I know it's
stupid to say sell the best shelves but like we don't know how to fully utilize
them or even what the difference is you just you literally just told us the
strategy
you told us what to do
we should do the difference between a regular 40 millimeter shell and a purple
40 millimeters yeah but why not use
well I'm pretty sure one was like high velocities like the difference so like
shoots faster so you don't have to lead as much I used it last week
okay
he wants us to sell all our good shit that's what I'm here
Yeah, what are you trying to do? You're so happy for us or that you want us to sell it all?
I gave up everything!
Peanut, I gave you lead.
I gave you lead, but I will say
I am going to be the one driving the ship. I am the captain.
That's all I'm going to do.
That's fine. All the way. Hold on. Wait a minute.
You get to me. Move back to me.
You can drive the ship!
And you're just another, what are they called? Scallywax?
That's you.
No, you're a Scallywag.
No.
You're a Scallywag.
OK.
You actually, I'm promoting you to ship certified Scallywag.
That is your official title.
Let's get in the rain.
Let's get in the rain.
I'm trying to kill people.
OK.
Let's do that.
Let's do that.
All right.
OK.
You know what, Hunch, you know what?
You can be co-captain.
I'll take it.
You should jump to send that R twice!
You send that R twice!
My buddy is done now.
He's up to the last two last...
Probably...
You should be two 80's and two 40's for this gem.
I can bring an 80.
I'll bring an 80.
I know it sounds stupid, but the 80's should be on the lower deck.
And the 40's should be on the...
I'll bring 60 shots for my 80. That's my contribution to this team.
I'll bring 60 shots for my 80 as well.
I bring the sniper fuck yeah, you know
So much with that
It's a love by
Let me look give me one second
Yeah, I can bring you eight more shots brother. I got you
I bring you 80 how'd you say you're bringing in 80? I'm bringing in 60 80 millimeter shells. Yep
That's about the 80 bill be your guy. I'm bringing an 80. You want me to bring a 40 instead?
No, no, no. We see you have two 40s. Does anybody want to bring those? I could bring a 40.
That's not gonna let you high sold.
All right, I'll bring it. I'll bring it. Yeah. Wait, no, you don't need to. Summit's bringing an 80.
He has an 80. I have an 80. You don't have to bring an 80. Do you want me to have your 40 or no?
Yes, you bring a 40. Okay, I'll bring a 40. And then, uh, did someone else say they were going to
gonna bring a 40 I can bring another one I've heard peanut laid this out
perfectly for everyone peanut laid out for us what do we what do we bring it
who's bringing an 80 who's bringing a 40 who's bringing a 70 I'm bringing an 80
okay he just wants 80 okay could I bring a 70 bro no the fuck you won't have
anymore I don't know I want to try it this is my silly like third game I want
What's wrong?
Bro, their first actual game summit, we got more loot than I have ever seen before and
I'm kind of upset about it.
I feel like if you're close enough to you, oh they got, they got like max wind.
Brother, I mean it's a ship like full max tier three, like they had six loot rooms, gold
guns, purple guns, purple armor, disgusting.
But fuck.
you can expand your stash space when i'm being told to tell hush yeah yeah i did that
i don't know how to do it i'll figure it out you uh you go back it's like right on top of your
stash it should have a button for storage oh oh yeah you just click upgrade thank you to everyone
oh my god get it tell me in my chat i'm giving you guys no thank you how do you thank you chat
Thank you!
Thank you!
A blue one?
Wait, you're bringing a 40? Do I need to bring a 40 then or no?
No, right now!
I'll bring the blue 40 that'll be a cannon.
Yeah, you can hear that.
Oh my god.
No, he's bringing a purple, actually.
Should I bring my green cannon?
I don't know.
I'm bringing you a stupid idea, but they don't appreciate their wealth yet because you gotta know they don't they don't appreciate it
Yeah, yeah
That's a great idea sir, that is a great idea. All right right now. We have two eighties and one forty
So if you guys click through the movie in a year now
No, no, just click to that everyone go to the last screen and once you're there. Let me know so we can assess
What else do we need? Are we good? We need beams? We need beams.
I think we're good. I think we're good. No, we have 40 beams. I think we're good.
Alright. So, you got everything. Peanut, you haven't tested this ship, right?
So there's a small chance that one maneuverability
might mean where we land and we cannot... No! And I have
summit can vouch for me. Summit? Summit? My group
not builds. How has the maneuverability been?
No, I mean I watched some clips this morning.
See, silence agrees.
I watched some clips this morning and what I saw.
I don't know if the maneuverability is that crazy in this game, so.
There it is.
Thank you.
Thank you, Mr. Summit.
Actually, you know what?
One more.
I would like to go to Summit.
How have the Goobnacht builds been so far?
You think so?
Sublime?
Sublime and chilling.
Oh, first thing with excitement, thank you, Mr. Summit.
Thank you, Mr. Summit.
You see that, gentlemen, references.
I have references on the Goofknot.
It is a marvel of engineering, a marvel.
So I believe some even call it alien technology.
Is this the same thing as my ship?
Keep everyone in the front.
Yes, everyone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, this is.
I got it.
So what if they shoot at our steering
and they go behind us?
I'll repair it.
See, that's the point of the Goofknot
that we're just it's supposed to just be obliterate them immediately that's why I told you the the black smoke trick in the month
I mean shoes me walk up there god
All right, the whole point is if they get behind as you were to get him
Um, well, okay, so mistakes have been made
I'm hungry enough cannons
No, no cannons are fine whenever I upgraded my stash because my chat was losing their minds that it wasn't upgraded
It took everything that I had on my body off my character, so I am completely naked
But I'm the captain and you will repair
There is he was we should probably put the 40s on the top
Because I was thinking oh well actually I don't know it
Sound smart. I was thinking if we're using 80s were probably longer distance
It doesn't really matter that on the top or bottom, but then when we ram and we start using the 40 millimeters
We're gonna want to be a little higher up make sense. I'm the ship with them make sense to me. Yes, I don't know from work
But I was thinking can anyone go in load the beds with things
Don't all jump in once
I will be the captain's quarters resting
Yeah, you're right.
Since there's six of us now, are we in a harder lobby?
No.
The lobbies are 1, 3, 6.
You were in a hard, honestly, I don't know how you survived in a 6-man lobby.
Bro, that's what I was trying to tell him!
We're in a step, I don't know.
I mean, we had a good ship and we had a good captain.
We had a good ship, I'm gonna do honest.
We're, but I got the advantage of having even better captain.
Yeah, and we got more players.
We're gonna do good, we're gonna do good, we're gonna do better.
Don't say the ammo got ripped as well way you law. Oh, no, I only have a
Can we find 11 by 5 for from a few ironing
I don't know. I don't know. I just started playing.
Very rare. But that gun is, I've only seen one of them.
I'm shot at, I think.
Is he good?
Yeah, he kills people.
Oh, my truck engine's running. I'll be right back.
There's one tap killing. No one's survived the shot.
There's Captain Fortress.
I see someone in the
so sorry so sorry so sorry so sorry so sorry go get your burgers
I'm so sorry I'll close the door so sorry so sorry
All right, so I can't really see shit where I am currently
You're doing great just tell me
Maybe I'll see any ships
And the price for defense is you can't see shit
Dude I can't see nothing I don't know
Maybe I guess maybe you can't put it up here
Maybe
would you not be able to put it like right here in between what I think you
can do it so he could elevate it so platform where nine is standing platform
next to it connection and then all the way at the top I think that'd be good at
the very very top we got like I think I do but I think they could shoot it with
one of two cannons. Yeah, you could shoot through this one. Oh, I see it's past.
So are we hunting or PvE? Someone just popped a green flare northwest.
Hard right, I don't know if we care about that far. Oh yeah, we're going after them. That's
thing begging for mercy from someone else. What does the green flare mean? Does it automatically
shoot like our freighters or...
There's TAC.
They can change it to red as well.
If someone shoots a grain and you want to deny them, you just shoot a red up in the air.
They know they're about to get smoked.
I walked back in the room and looked over at my monitor.
The captain's door was open and I saw a surround name fading off into the business.
That's not...
I was set up. I promise you I was set up.
I did not go anywhere near it.
So do we have a meeting with the I don't remember having a meeting at this time. Let me take my schedule
Oh, yes, I let me take on the crew
Another flare just went off north
slightly to our right slightly to our right yeah I think there's four ships
behind these rocks so here we go
you're saying like that's your everything thing what is it we're
settings it like you never even turned down whatever it gave me when I launched the game
you think you changed the settings bro remember that remember the pdx 12 situation dx 12 yeah
you know what direct sex is all yeah what it is
that we could be entering a trap
yeah i'm gonna definitely after this game i'm going all low but i just don't want to crash
mid-game. Dude, this game is sweaty. That's all I'm saying. I'm going full comp.
Oh wait, oh that's one more bigger shot. Remember last time we shot the guy like five times and did nothing?
Yeah. Do I have found that just punching people might be the matter? I literally know Joe.
1v3 with punching last night. It was pretty... Damn. You know what's funny, I was trying to
to fight a guy with a shotgun and he was punching me and I lost.
Yeah.
Oh, to the left, to the left.
Two ships, two ships, left side, starboard side.
I dropped, I lost my gun.
I dropped it and I don't know where it went.
Right here, try it on me.
Right here.
Huh?
Oh, thank you.
Oh, problem.
That was almost bad, that was almost bad.
Boost us!
This looks way different.
He boosts.
Yeah, uh, boosting.
You said you'd do it rather.
Thank you, Captain. You can call me Captain.
Uh, of course, of course, my body's without using your official title.
Regional Co-Captain to the Co-Captain.
Captain.
Just one ship? Two.
Two ships.
I've never seen that before that's good
that's also good
so I shoot a red flare to let him know where we don't we don't fuck around
Oh, shit, that's too late. I'm already done.
Ooh. Ooh.
Get blue and red. Now we're ready to go.
Now we're ready to go.
Now we're ready to go.
Yeah. I don't know what's about to happen.
Yeah, honestly, I'm gonna shoot a green plant.
Let him know that we're very friendly.
Very friendly.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I think you have to order a flare as well.
Let him know just to be cautious.
We're not a little bipolar.
We've already changed our lives.
We've already changed our lives.
They're hooking blasts.
Boost again, boost again.
Got it.
Wait there to fight?
I think the parties are down there.
I mean, they should be.
The party's on it.
I can't wait for you to shoot that gold gun, Nelson,
and hit nobody and then the animals.
Yeah, that's a good one.
That's gonna suck, dude.
It's gonna suck.
All right, boys!
Here we go!
Summon here? Summon?
Yeah, whoa! Yep!
We're fighting! We're fighting!
Holy shit, man, the guns!
I hit the guns!
I hit left leg! I'm shooting the guy on the left!
Let's run!
Let's go!
We gotta go for the guns!
There he is!
I hear him!
Fight the team on left! Fight the team on left!
I'll repair you!
You're on him!
JC!
We're gonna get him in the next stand.
We're gonna get him in the next stand.
Oh, shit!
You put this out of hand, can you?
Are they shot me off the fucking thing?
I'm here!
I don't have control of this shit!
I said, I can't get fallen, shit!
I said, I can't get fallen, shit!
I said, I can't get fallen, shit!
I said, I can't get fallen, shit!
I said, I can't get fallen, shit!
I can't get fallen, chef!
They won't get it!
I don't know, they're on their in-ear backside.
They're in their backside.
I can't, I can't, don't be scared.
That's not good!
I'm gonna get it, somebody get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get you, chef!
Let's go, prepare a ship!
Hey!
We got this shit going on!
They're here!
I'm having boys, I'm having!
I'm down!
On board, I'm on board, I'm on board, I'm on board!
Get down, get down!
I'm here, I'm on board!
Wait, there's a guy on top floor!
We're good, we're good!
Top floor!
Top floor, got it?
Top floor dead, top floor dead!
He's stuck! He's stuck!
I'm going to shoot the answer! I'm in the way! I'm in the way!
Somebody hit the enemy!
He's in the reactor!
He's in the reactor!
Hold up!
Hold up!
There's an anchor!
There's an anchor!
Just slow it down!
Just shut!
He's in the ER!
Here!
He's in the ER!
He's in the ER!
And the answer is 1 more!
Good work!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
He's just a judge!
He's hit one.
I
Got grumpy able for the guns really Lord able
Let me able for the guns cuz the other guys are coming the other guys are coming. We need more ammo for the guns
No, they're running away. They're running away. They are not coming. You guys are clear
And you're a good time
Oh
I'm not even joking, I'm not even joking, I'm not even joking, they're coming right for us!
They're coming for us, they're coming for us, we need ammo staff.
They're honking, I don't know where the fuck are we going.
That might be a friendly honk, that might be a friendly honk.
That's not friendly.
I'm opening fire!
That's the fucking hordes.
They have no bullets, these guys were poor as shit.
Hold on, hold on, I found some bullets.
Don't leave me boys, please, please.
I'm getting bullets for us.
Yeah, I'll take it.
I'm out of ammo.
What is that? You want to play?
We got a ramble. We got a ramble.
Yeah, ramble, ramble, ramble, ramble, ramble.
I got 40. I got 40.
I got 40.
Ready?
Shoot the legs.
40!
Charge!
I got a second turn with the ammo, I got a second turn with the ammo, read it back, read it back.
I've got some extra bullets.
Excellent work boys.
Yeah, I had to pick up the other one.
I put three back.
Hey boys, can we blow up with that captain?
We've got this one back.
I think, which one?
This one?
Right, right, right.
Activating?
Yeah, I think right, I think right.
Is it worth shooting the reactor now or no?
Do you want any ammo with that?
We want the bomb to shoot the reactor.
Yeah, it's got the chest on the corner.
I was asking, no one was answering.
Well, it had two robots shrouded.
Yeah, well nobody was answering, I'll say. Do you want me to destroy it? Do you want me to destroy it?
To be fair, I'm the one who did it, but also I think I liked that shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's pretty good
I don't
Makes the C4s damn it
Now promoting you to go captain to the go captain
What?
I didn't even raise my gun.
I'm going to my next hangar.
Oh boy, boy, this is bullshit.
There'll be some caviar and some hot dog.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
New shoot, new shoot, new shoot.
I got a hit, I got a hit.
Got the desert.
Oh, there's something out in the desert.
All right, close.
I think they're on the other destroy ship.
Uh, I don't see them.
Okay, I will say I do I do find one one small problem with this ship
What sir they destroy the captain's driver seat very quickly
like they took me like they just shot me one time and I couldn't drive the boat no more
they're trying to steal the other ship
stuff on the other ship
I don't know I'm okay I'm sure
I think that's where he's shooting from
yeah I just don't see you
No, we're okay. I think it's one of the zombies on the boat, maybe.
Maybe they let's steal or not.
Oh, it is off the... it's gotta be the zombie.
I'm looking.
I think we're low on bullets.
Yeah, we are.
Which is a problem.
I think...
Drive the boat over here. I think we might be able to find something here.
You're calling it a boat?
There's a boat over here.
Wait, I don't, this might not be a zombie.
It's not hitting shots, you know.
Might as well be.
That's shit.
It is a zombie from across the map.
What the fuck?
That guy's so far.
I got 10 more rounds for the 80 over here.
Not a lot, but it's something.
We got eight there.
We got it.
I got 26 rounds for the 40.
16.
I think Mike just got a f***ing reason.
Not any good bullets, but...
Alright, now look at your map, Mike.
That green box, someone just hit a fork.
That's like having a...
I don't want to say Athena, but it's like having...
It's a really good box that puts you on the map,
you have to try and extract with it.
I'd say we go kill those people.
This is good.
I'm putting this box in the ground it has 40 ammo in it. If you want to
Know that I was sorry sir. So sorry. I was just loading the fridge. I was loading the fridge
No, that was waste everything. Yeah, it was awful
We have bullets though now which is good we got 40 on the right we got
60 okay, we're good then we have
No, no, no, these are good. These are good. Oh
We do need a
You can someone go around look to repair what you can and we need to fight some AI to repair kids
Yeah, we definitely do, because it's a big time.
Uh, yeah, the captain's right.
We're not captain to the front here.
Let's go get just wide open now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry, I'm interrupting you.
Alright, let's go straight to that chest.
Probably fall off, but you gotta like pick me up. Yeah, there's no no mermaid or whatever
Yeah, I think we're on just like PvP mind, so I hear ya, I know that these spots have
good loot, but I feel like everyone just wants to do get out.
So we don't find a repair kit, we're serious.
Yeah.
We're here for you.
Ah, you're suggesting.
For the meal.
Oh yeah.
Let's just go, let's just go.
What's the plan, what's the plan?
Oh, what's the plan?
Come on in, come on in.
Oh, come on in, come on in!
Oh, the player is here!
Come on in, come on in!
Come on in, come on in!
Oh, okay, thank you!
Come on in, come on in!
Oh, ha!
Alright, alright guys.
Alright guys.
Good work out there everybody,
but listen, I'm not going to lie,
this is the real thing.
Everyone's still out there,
they really haven't been pulling their way.
All right, this is the start.
You have to bend it together.
Who's driving?
It's all of us.
Ah, you have to figure something out.
I'm checking.
The group not has AI integrated technology.
He can identify a rock from 1,000 meters.
Yeah.
I don't even have to drive.
It's like a Tesla.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Siri.
Siri, don't crash.
I told it.
Don't you worry, guys.
Let me double-check.
Just make sure.
Ah, you see the coin.
good work out there today boys good work out there today we killed one or two
six two I think there's a total of seven people per lobby so that means
there's four left I thought it was way more than seven nice at the beginning
I thought people kept going into the lobby oh no it's the circle one what about
behind us behind us behind us behind us
yeah I think that's the I don't know
that's okay yeah one of them got away
and he was the one shooting at us from
that boat and just hiding so now he's
even funnier part that guy is just
gonna have to walk on foot the rest of
his game he wants us to get low he
screwed himself
Can't easily, but yeah.
What's up, baby?
No, let me see.
Where are we going to do the PvE?
Huh.
Alright.
Alright.
I don't know what's going on, so...
Captain is enjoying a hearty meal.
What are you eating, Captain?
Burgers and fries.
I
Was it
Why delicious blood to believe it a meal fit fit for a captain
There is someone in front of us they are stop. Oh, no, they're not stopped with their near that little port or whatever's gone there
They're looking kind of well, hold on
They're in a fight, they're in a fight.
They're getting chased, they're getting chased.
They're in a fight, yeah.
How does this thing get slow?
I hope the captain didn't hear that.
The captain will remind the crew that it is only 5% less
than maximum speed of any other ship.
Oh, yoyoyoyoyoy.
Feels like 100%.
Ah, but you yoyoyoyoyoy.
They're getting chased, they're going, uh, if we want to cut them off we should go left,
I think.
Right now we're going into, I don't know, right out in the middle, I guess.
Wait, these are the guys with the green thing, right?
That's on the map?
They're the, the bounding or whatever you said?
No?
Yeah, I think you're much.
Okay.
Damn it, I was muttical!
Yeah, I'm like, good hunch. Say something, man. You're a driver.
We're on our way. I'm over at food, sorry.
Burgers? And fries?
I don't know yet.
I got cold burgers.
Nice.
I'm not going to lie to you. It's the fry and sauce combination. Absolutely delightful.
But the burgers...
They're good, but something about it just doesn't spark joy. Doesn't spark joy.
From Culver's?
Yeah!
From Culver's?
Hey, Harrison!
Oh, that's from Texas. That's from Texas, shit.
Whatever, here, please.
Exactly, thank you.
But who said that? Jackson, you've now been promoted.
He's holding up them.
I was already throat captain, I thought.
You're working your way out.
I lost these guys, by the way. I don't know where the heck they went.
It's all right. We can see them on the map. They're running. Sorry, I was ordering food.
We're trying to kill these guys because they got the goods. Is that the idea?
Yeah, yes, sure.
Oh, yeah, I see them. They're straight in front.
They're not rushing the extract because it's not open yet, but they're doing something.
Maybe they'll go to the next port, trying to get big loot.
Why is that?
Yeah, but they're doing something. Maybe they'll go to the next fort trying to get big loot
Finds everyone saying of course
All right
Is that a game? Oh, what was that from the first?
No, I was finishing it y'all. I'm sorry. I'm pretty sure I heard Schrock call you back. I might be worse
I've said a thousand times now listen up. We're gonna be approaching we can do soon
does anyone have any boosts?
yeah, we don't have any boosts
everyone's looking at you, what is this shit?
no one's watching
no one is watching
we're about to engage
we're still kind of far
we're still kind of far
now that we're chasing the guys with the
whatever, spell chest
what are they called? Reaper?
oh, they're the Mastina
yeah, we're heading your direction
I
Looks like a garage door
How's all you much six eight
No problem. No. Yeah, he is yeah, I should know through the six five or six and eight
I'm up in the clouds up in the clouds
I can pick up something and wear him like a backpack
my man, my man got on a ride he was too tall for it, almost fucking hit his head off
I'll tell the story, we were at disney no universal, we were at universal and we were
on the rocking red roller coaster and the height limit 6 foot 2 so I had a stanky leg
as I walked up so I could pass the height limit and I got on the ride.
Well, it climbs real high and drops real fast.
So we're climbing and I remember seeing this beam
and I was like that metal beam's getting close
and as I shot that the metal beam had made contact with my head
and was pushing you know the ride's going forward metal beam ain't moving
my head's in between so it like made contact and like
Push my neck back. Luckily I got big neck and I just kind of
Panked it. You just tanked it. Yeah, there was a big divot on my head
Well, so that was on the way up, right? If it was on the way down, I wouldn't be here no more. Yeah
Does that mean when that happened did you just crouch as low as you possibly could in your seat the whole ride?
I mean when you're taking a dive though, like forward you can't
You could maybe do it
I held on tight and I just curled up. They're right in front of us to the right
Yeah, they're right for me and they're right
Yeah, I was terrified
Yeah, that's they are
They're kind of small yeah boost if we can
Boosting captain boosting
We're fine, we're fine.
Holy shit, we're going in fast.
Holy shit!
What's wrong with you?
What happened?
What happened?
Captain!
Captain!
There's two captains, that's about to do!
Captain!
We're going forward!
Click anything!
The captain says go forward.
A boost!
I'm not gonna stop this monster.
No! No! No!
Yeah!
Not a bobbin!
I'm not a bobbin!
No!
Holy fuck!
I'm gonna hit this.
Yeah!
Who's driving?
A boy! A boy!
We're okay!
Why the fuck do we run into the rocks, man?
That's a great question for the co-gap and co-gap driver!
Go get the driver!
Um...
We really...
We really...
I believe a lot of the weight of the crew towards the front and it's lowering the bow.
One moment.
There's a lot of rocks here.
It's uniquely the front front where the wheel is.
Lot of weight right there.
Lot of rocks here.
Lots of weight.
Where's the weight?
What the fuck?
Right on the front.
What's going to be the weight of the boat?
Lowering the bow of the ship.
We're fine, we're fine.
They can't...
They literally can't get away.
Another boost to boost!
Another boost!
I'm gonna say it, this ship is hell to drive.
Well, I...
I think it's just the weight distribution.
I think we should put a hunch in the middle.
There is literally an industrial engine on the back!
I do not weigh as much as an engine!
Boost us!
Who's boosting?
uh that's my last boost. Use it. So use it. Boosting. Boosting. Okay handle it, uh,
handle it. They're gone already. Yeah, they are, they are pretty far.
one moment
burning
I got more boost
I got more boost
boost boost boost
put the boost down
hold it
I mean they're so far gone
I think most of them will be on another planet
is there a link for it?
what is on fire
it's on fire
go ahead and hit the halt
go ahead and hit the halt
That's what the problem is. It was never me all along
I see it they're getting far though
You still don't have any repair kits, so that's a little scary
I mean there's
No, no, no, they're not.
But there's no extraction.
We're going to have to take them.
No, that's a different ship.
That's a different ship.
Turn left, turn left.
Look up for them.
Yeah, I agree.
Because you're going to stop them.
They want to engage.
They want to engage.
They don't.
They're going to be horribly.
You're going to be terribly.
It's across the line.
Okay.
We're going to let them know.
Obviously.
They're getting close.
They're getting close.
Everybody off guns.
Get them.
I'm still hitting the reactor, by the way, that's all I'm focusing on.
I can hear you! I can hear you!
Get ready to board!
I can hear you!
Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice!
Jesus Christ!
My arm!
Wait! Someone needs to look out for the other guys!
Look out for the other guys to push!
They're on the ground by the way!
Kill the one! I killed one!
There's two more!
Jesus Christ, this gun is awful.
I killed one, I killed one.
There's another one.
They've got loot.
It was?
Turn it forward, turn it forward.
Turn it forward, turn it forward.
Turn it forward or shift, turn it forward or shift.
Captain Quarters, uh, still coming.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
Captain Quarters is great.
I'm up top.
I'm watching for the last group.
We're fine.
boys they got they got step they got stuff right here not crazy but it's a
good amount so they have a repair kit so it's real close that's all yeah all right
there is after AI to our right we can grab repair kits there for sure wait
this military boxes locked we do is that just like a key we can extract money or
we can get a key and open it in rain got you they have stuff by the way lots of
stuff. Great job team, great job. I will say let's loop fast because the other
ship is trying to make its way to an extract right now. They are running to
an extract. I'm just dropping it right there Mark, okay.
I'm not taking it all the way up every time. You just keep dropping it and then I'll
drop it. I'm here as well. Trout if you want stay up prop I'll drop you the thing
and you just put it on the shelf yeah okay bottom of the the ship is not ours but
theirs is I'm dropping it off got it lots lots lots
peanut just take it up and then these boxes are empty I'm just I'm just
dropping everything but not everything is empty not everything is empty I'm
just dropping everything check them though okay this one's not I guess
It tells you when you look at it, it will tell you if it's empty.
Shoot at the bottom, right at the bottom of the ladder, it will fall.
There's a good one there.
Yeah, the other team is going to get to that extract. They're gone.
Fuck them.
These are the keys. These would be keys.
Yes, there is a solo mode for this game, yes sir?
Holy, look at us go.
The combat is jank as fuck, the game is kind of fun.
The game is fun, it's actually very fun.
It always shit as a drink.
I feel like we're trying to have a gun fight.
It is a little bit R&D.
That's okay.
When you get a gun fight, the bullets register really good at long ranges.
The clothes fades and it's fucked.
Yes, exactly.
It's like freezing poor noodles and jousting with them.
It's inconsistent
Is that something you've done before it sounds personal yeah, yeah
Yeah, it is.
All the time, man.
You've never done that?
We have a-
We have a-
You're gonna grab this one.
Oh, wait.
I have the black box.
There's another turret on there.
We are out of 40 millimeter shots.
Well, I'm picking-
We got a few, actually.
We got a few.
So, instead of chasing these guys, I think we hit this, like, we can hit this fort and
then hit the extract right next to it for maximum goophage.
You guys need a black box?
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
are we ready
yeah i think we're good it looks pretty dry in the rest of the shambles
i'll come in wait
fun fact
unless i am boosting
or at
at the end
peak speed you guys can get on there pretty easy
wait no actually easy
it's very easy it's not like cpx where you miss it and it's gone like you get a good opportunity
I can't lie, it's a slow-ass ship.
It's all H&B the captain combined to crew,
and it's only 5% slower than the other ships.
It feels like 100.
I'm going to repeat myself.
Yeah, amen.
It's under 100, isn't it?
It's a bit of a bunch.
I mean, I'd love to see it.
Sounds like a big game you're talking about.
You're taking the sunshad.
Yeah, we got the bullets.
I got an idea of a scouting W in the China sphere for all the subs that came in today.
I'm terrified.
When there's this many people in here, I'm so bad at reading notifications.
But I want all of y'all to know all the tier ones, all the primes, all the gifts.
Both YouTube and Twitch ain't ticked.
I appreciate y'all so much and thank you very much for all the love today.
Truly incredible.
Thank you and sorry that I missed them.
I appreciate you a lot.
if you have a lot thank you thank you thank you
hahaha
shoot that crystal with a rocket and grab it
while we're driving by
grab it like
yes
yeah yeah yeah
is it just one single
yes one single
okay
we have 3 and 40 mil me now
that thing owns
but that 40 is insane
but you got the blue one right
No, I know
That thing actually just a player it does so much
Why don't I shoot the guns a captain never let us
Definitely stop for an AI somewhere
fake
Is there even, there's one more? How many people are in the bottom?
Um, I mean we've killed three ships now.
Someone for sure got out.
Yeah, someone got out. These guys are getting out. I'd say one to two ships max are left in the bottom.
So maybe we don't, do we not even bother repairing them?
I don't know.
We're gonna go up to that fort. You see the one on the hill?
We're gonna look for a repair pit.
Yeah.
But we're also gonna get reds for next game and hopefully we can get like a bubble or a
Strike
I'll know the name of it or I'll tell you you're gonna be okay dear touch. What do you mean?
Navigating this
Watch this fight. Oh
Shit
Damn that was good. Thank you. Oh my
Thank you
Thank you so much. You're so open
I put my crew mates in positions to be successful
As a real captain says, kind of, they captain like some.
You're practicing for when you are the captain.
That's so great to hear.
That's so great to hear.
Ambitious.
That's where I like to see from my crew.
of
Ramadan that's where we're headed
that's what it says
What was that, uh...
Was that the first... was it the first meet?
They're behind us. I'm fixing legs. They're coming back up now.
I'll turn, I'll turn, I'll turn. Yeah, you turn.
I'm back. Another thing about the AI, they always shoot the fucking legs first.
My favorite is whenever it bugs out and it just starts whistling
Yeah, you'll have it you'll be like touch told me about this sometimes audio goes so crazy at the very end when it cuts like that
It just goes
Such a delight. Yeah, yeah, there's a there's a loot
Actually close one.
Yeah, we'll get these ones and I'll come and pick up the people that are going to the far ones.
Yeah, peas are paring.
There's one more perc I saw.
I
Party how we good here
Hold on
We didn't have to repair is that sure I would just
Stop I think I think instead of burning it as long as the everything's good you say you should save that for next race
Let's well it only has one left anyways. I'm gonna use on the okay, then Mike. I would say yours
just bring it in oh shit that's another team apparently they refilled so I
could use like one charge don't use it full I guess oh I did not know that as
you know that we know all right that's actually crazy that's true you can use
two of the three targets you should take out a hundred and three, that's where you kill that much?
Yeah, for sure.
Can we go allude to these robots?
There's a box.
Yeah, I looted one, I don't know how many you're gonna see.
Now I'm gonna go grab these boxes, we need the same event.
Yeah, I'm just pulling up to these three.
If we can see these players, I say we kill them, if not we'll loot the fort.
Another thing for you guys to know, Trout, when you aggro these AI, if you leave the
perimeter of the port and you drive back and do it you'll reagron again and three or four more will drop
Tax, tax, tax.
Wait, he went so far away he's gonna make it.
I'll be fine.
I knew it, I knew it that one that you're at.
Someone get this repair kit.
I think the cap is double checking.
Ah, you were right this was a waste of time.
Is there anything left or are we good?
I'm gonna box a little bit.
Can we get this far left one?
Yes, I do.
I will save you, a lot of storage on there.
Yeah, sure, I don't do the goobnock.
It's perfect in every way.
It's a little bit exposed on the nose, but, you know.
I'm not huge.
I'm not huge.
And I've been demoted the entire time.
You are not a good goobnock.
I'm not a good goobnock.
I'm assuming we're looting this. We're good.
Yeah, you guys start looting.
Oh, I see the last team.
Let's get rid of them.
Get in.
Get in.
Fuck this.
Ah, the captain.
Oh, it's the brother.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get back.
Oh, I see him.
It's the captain on the roof.
Oh, the captain.
Ah, the captain has three days.
Okay, we're good. Captain's on. Let's go. Captain's on. Let's go. Captain is on. Let's go.
Ah, the captain is in.
Boost, boost, boost, boost, boost, boost.
No, no, the boots are dead. Ah, the boots are dead.
They're hot.
Ah, the big loot spot.
Captain's on.
Alright, I see them. I'm going for a shot.
They're huge.
I just laid them out. I bet they have loot, loot, loot, loot, loot.
He killed these guys. We're rich forever.
I didn't shoot any more because they are at the extract, they can hit it.
That is also not even close, I don't know if that's possible.
We need all the boost we can get, I got two of them, pull it in.
Yeah, just boost on repeat till we're there.
Yeah, boost on repeat, boost on repeat.
Look in the chest, see if we have any more.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, go, go, go, go, go.
We need to boost all the way there.
I'm gonna hit the shot, watch it.
Oh, you got any fire in the new tank?
No, watch that, watch that, watch that.
I got more boost, I got more boost.
I got more boost.
That was so short.
Shit.
Holy shit.
Okay, how about that? How about that?
No, I got boosted. I got boosted on the sweater.
Oh, but we need to boost up the wall.
Yeah, dump it up, dump it up, dump it up, dump it up.
I've got ten boosts. I've got literally two.
It just expires. It's too far. It doesn't even go that far.
Yep, it does.
I'm just gonna boost the whole way there. Every time it lets me, I'm boosting.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Have you seen the Queens there yet?
No, no, no. It's to the right of where they're at right now, I think.
We think
The extract boy, oh
Well, they're not that extra we're gonna get a I we're gonna get a I what we do
What do it if there's a guy we got move?
Right there right there and boost again. It's a little bit. Hold on hold on hold on. Oh
now
Boosting we're boosted. All right, we're between them and the extract now. They cannot leave
I actually do what they do.
I do what they do.
We have the proper thing.
You sure?
They're good.
They're all in front.
They're all in front.
Perfect.
You keep these guys on.
Slow roll.
Keep the smoke.
They're moving.
They're moving and they're going to come on the slide after these guys are dead.
There goes that.
Long backwards.
I had one that died.
I had one that was prepared to be repaired.
I had one that was finished.
I had one that was finished.
I had one that was finished.
What do you want these guys to do?
What's that?
That's what's prepared to be repaired.
The engine's about to blow.
These people repaired on the engine's back, Bill.
What? People repaired on the engine's about to blow?
Oh, God.
I'm dead.
We repaired the engine.
This is over.
No, stop hitting the same thing.
Stop hitting the same thing.
Just let it just like pick something.
Yeah.
If you like it, then you stop it.
You find the right moment.
All right.
We have no shit to take right now.
Give me one moment.
We are OK, boys.
We are OK.
What do we do about their shields?
It's going to drop.
They'll go down, they'll go down!
Do we need someone to return the enemy though?
Okay, go to return!
Okay, so...
I'm scared I saw things like this.
There he is.
Oh my god!
I'm gonna go and get the guy in the middle.
Oh my god, guys, he just one shot!
Oh my god, he just one shot me and ran off and over.
He's...
Oh my goodness!
I'm gonna survive!
I'm gonna help my god!
I can't kill them!
I'm sure the camera's foolish!
Ah!
These guys are demons.
I'm gonna show a lucky day to them!
Snake!
Yeah, the bubble is stupid as hell. That isn't the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
Their bubble's down, their bubble's down.
Damn, what the hell do we do now?
We got one, we got two, we got two!
We got two, we got two, we got two!
Oh, we're not even done yet.
You're gonna pay, you're gonna pay, you're gonna pay!
Wait, you're gonna shoot the captain's words, go ahead!
I can't even see what I'm shooting at, but I just heard a door, I guess.
That's the support of my body.
I'll put the front left of our gun.
No, no, no.
Yeah, that's me.
Here, I'll drop my gun.
Drop it, dude.
I dropped it.
You're right here.
Right there is the wall.
You're right behind me.
Right here.
You almost the same time.
You almost the same time.
Charge!
Give another shield!
Give another shield!
Give another shield!
What the hell is that?
Bro, they're fuckin' Reinhardt.
Like, what is this?
Ha ha ha!
There's an overlock on this ship.
I mean...
Charge!
So close, I'm going to the right side.
I
I'm right behind the smoke, I can get out there, I can get out there.
I hear it.
I got shot by a 40.
You know how insane that is to get shot by a 40 mid-run?
No, I don't want to be opened until the chief.
No, I'm fine.
No, no, no, no, no.
Wait, am I dead?
Move it!
Don't push him!
Don't push him!
Do that!
Don't push him!
Don't push anybody!
I
off the ship man it's over
oh my god
what is that really shit dude what
what i'm telling you melee is the most
OP guns and nothing when it's not trained
alright so i think that's like
shabba-duck
do i just like extract like i guess
that's my only play
that's time to die son
Yeah, I'm just running at him.
He drives, peeking on the jeep, and taking the gas
and then never going to see that shit again.
I'm so big apart.
This is the end, boys.
I think I can take it from far and wide, I see all six of them around me, this is like
Oh my god! What's that TV show called? The Dragons?
John Snow when the Horde is coming he just went this sword out and holds the ball.
Oh my gosh. Good try. Guys, good try.
Dude, those guys had fucking three shields man.
Yeah, that shit is crazy dude. Holy.
Yeah, the shields.
shield
The shields are pretty crazy we have to loot the forts
Why do all why do all these video games insist that bubble shields is a good mechanic?
I don't know one in the history of video games
Oh, you don't know that actually you only actually you only know the half of it
They can do a bubble shield and a frontal shield at the same time
It's like a Bastion fucking old like like OG Bastion, Reinhardt combo.
Is there like a counter? Like can we bring like an EMP gun and bring it down?
There are EMPs. I don't know if it takes that bubble so.
I never even... there aren't EMPs a little rare.
Very rare.
Maybe I'm a little rare, yeah.
Very rare.
That was every dollar I had. I don't have that much.
Do you make something work still or no?
I mean I can sell the rest of the stuff I have but I just don't want to.
It's about to cry dude.
It's done.
Man what does it have to do with everything?
We could go back to the thick grandpa.
He could go back to the ICU.
I didn't mind it.
It was alright.
Yeah the thick grandpa wasn't bad.
Let's go to the thick grandpa.
Let's do this thing.
Yeah.
Alright so I do need to make some customizations though.
because it does only have four turrets, sadly, I mean, but, uh, Jiffy, well, the other one
only had four turrets too.
Oh, I guess you're right.
Okay.
I mean, like we more, I mean, having six is great, but I don't know, I don't really need
it because someone ends up going on repair anyway.
Someone's driving.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
I think I need one more bed.
That's what everyone's saying, one more bed.
One more bed.
Let me see here, give me about a moment.
Yeah, it's weird that they can open the door and the C4 no longer is active.
Yeah, you see that?
No, it's so weird.
I put a C4 on the front door, they open the door, the C4 exploded, and then they just close the door back.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was so close to casting that ship guys. Oh my god. If I had beat that last guy, we would have the ship.
I should have stayed on. I jumped out because I had to reload. I should have stayed on those. I fucked up.
I've set it before.
When you see four.
When you see four, do we have it? If that went off, do we win?
Yeah, we would have won. I put a C4 on the captain's quarters. All we had to do was go in there and hold that for 20 seconds.
Listen, I've said it before.
Can you put it somewhere else that's not on the door?
Like put it on like the side?
No.
That's probably what they'll have to do because it's not like Russ, their door don't, they don't open normal, they just get sucked up, right?
So they don't have to figure out how to make that work.
But the thing is, the only counter is opening the door, which means you can just kind of go in there.
Right, you know what I mean?
Yeah, but that's it. Your whole team's not following you through afterward.
and I got fully punished, you know what I'm saying?
Because that door automatically closes itself
after a few seconds.
That's true, that's true.
I think, I mean, that's, I mean,
what you're saying is there's not gonna be an easy fix.
I think there is an easy fix.
I think you just make it so that the code says,
once there's a C4 on a door and it hasn't been activated,
that door, no matter what, is gone.
No matter what, anybody got it?
I agree.
It's just the old stuff to just get rid of that
floating C4 look though, you know what I'm saying?
But yeah, I don't think there's a,
I don't think it's a tough fix.
I think they just had a couple of solutions.
Yeah, I think they could just make it so it locks the door.
I wonder if you know all the upgrades of the game
are like faster shooting turrets, stronger stuff.
I wonder if later on they'll add doors,
because you know how there's a 30-second auto close.
If you forget to close your door, it's like 30 seconds later
to close.
They should add a thing where it's inched to close.
As soon as you walk through it and detects you walk through it and boom, no we get through.
Like it's a high tech team.
I thought they would have to close their own shit.
I hear you, baby.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
But that might be kind of tedious.
All right.
The thick grandpa is ready to go.
Hell yeah.
All right.
She's ready.
Let me be the first to say that is incredibly ass that is the most
That is so let me tell you what you're saying, but last time I checked
Okay, last time I checked the thick grandpa is
responsible some of the largest wins in the history of this team and the
Unge ass is responsible. That's the goop not the goop the goop not getting you lose
Yeah, sure the goop not getting you loot. I mean to be fair though. We had everything we got greedy
We could have gone now. Yeah, and it's all peanuts fault. You know, I agree completely
What I'm looking at this ship it's pool what's poo. What about it's poo?
It's poo. What about it's poo?
What it looks like well it looks like a hunch-built. Honestly. I'm thinking if you've been watching out the street right now
I look at this they they experience this and they won with it. Yeah, we want big we want big
Yeah, yeah, this is this was our max of windshield
You know what it has a track record. You're right. You're right. Say what you want. It's successful
I'm watching a hunch-built this oh, and I can tell he is using 100% of his bank
one thousand. All right I'm bringing a uncommon 80 millimeter with some ammo for your guns.
You that has to go on the second floor. No it doesn't bitch. Really? Yep there's one that I
blueprinted and it's a airlock with a ladder and it doesn't. Boom shot the ladder. All right boys
This is my LG, Lock-In.
Now I will try my hardest this time
to not forget to bring anything.
Which I do appreciate, no one calling me out on that
beforehand, and because I was kind of responsible
for that loss.
Little bit.
It's fine, it's fine.
I don't think you're responsible for that loss at all.
They had fucking alien super-tact, like,
I
Will say this Pete the only problem as isn't me just talking shit
This is me telling you so you know the only problem with your ship is that they take out the captains like the the steering wheel
Instantly like with the easiest of ease we started that fight we instantly weren't able to drive the car no more
Yeah, I'm honestly kind of thinking that you know how you have that protection on you
I'm thinking that that might even be worse because it makes the target bigger
I'm not too sure what I am sure of is I'm bringing an 80 and a 40 since I didn't bring in anything last time
I will also breathe bringing in a lot of ammo for both
So I think all we need is one more 40 or one more 80 depending or no we have five
So we have three eighties right now one gray two green
Okay, but then we wait we have five eighties right now. I
I don't know if you let me look let me look let me look
Yeah, that's good. We have enough we're chillin
We have three eighties two forties one being green three eighties being green. I mean guys. This is back scoop potential
I know you only around 40 right am I seeing that right to 40 if you should look up
There's a green 40 as well that I'm bringing
Well, that's an 80 down below
Um, wait, I'm getting yelled at.
Before saying I didn't save my ship changes, I didn't save my ship changes.
Oh my gosh, none of it matters.
Everyone back out.
So you don't get bugged.
Let's get the back out all the way.
Yeah.
One sec out.
Like, where do we back up to?
Like, you're going to have to, you're going to have to regear and all that stuff.
Oh, it is safe.
Yeah, go back to your main menu.
My chat was scaring me for no reason.
Mod's banned half of everyone. I think we're good.
Oh, we're good? Okay, so where are we going back to play?
Half of everyone.
Okay, this? Good.
All right, make sure that you have everything planned.
Okay, go here.
I'm bringing 3C4 as well.
I'll throw one in as well.
I have nothing.
Yeah, don't worry.
Do you need me to bring you a gun?
No, I can afford that.
There's nothing else.
I have nothing to know why.
There's nothing else. I have nothing and no one. I had lost everything.
I'll have them.
What happened to your totally, totally poor? Because there's no free-kitting, right?
You can reset your count.
Swap servers.
Yeah, I mean, you can, if we played the game the way it was supposed to be played, would you like the PvE part?
We'd have those shields and shit as well. It's just, that's boring.
I was thinking, Hutch, if we really wanted to be massive,
We could just put four turns on the back of our ship and the engine on the front and just run away from every fight and turn around and shoot the legs with the back of the cannon.
You're literally describing my dumb people. That is what is the most successful thing I have built.
Incredible. Incredible.
Also don't appreciate you calling me a vagina, to be honest.
Ah, ah, I was tactically, tactically built.
Tactical vagina, of course.
Sure, I'll take that, I'll take that.
I love you!
I'll be right back, I'll be right back.
I sure got less maneuverability than the last one.
That's zero.
Guys, guys, guys, I gotta through this together.
All right, this is a four man ship, it's gonna fit six.
Oh, God.
I'm finished here. Don't talk to me! Don't talk!
Don't look at me! Don't talk to me!
Don't act like I exist. Don't look at me. Don't talk to me.
Don't look at me. Don't talk to me. I'm eating.
And do not say, of course.
I
Love you woman
Any sauces there none in there yeah, thank you
It's not my second lunch, this is my first shout out, this is my first lunch.
Nice, thank you.
Is anyone mind driving for the beginning? My food just got here.
The captain's got it, right captain?
I don't even know how to drive.
Captain? Are you here captain?
Captain!
Muted.
Ah, damn it, Captain.
I brought my purple gun.
Look at it.
Doesn't it feel like home, gentlemen?
It feels like home. It actually does.
Now that I'm on it, this is actually the biggest piece of
of ass. I knew it was coming. I knew it was coming.
Ever. This. This is a hole right, what's this hole for?
What hole? There's a hole right here. What hole? What hole?
Right here. No, no, this closes I think. So it gets into the reactor, you know.
Oh, I removed that door on accident. The hole doesn't matter.
Top.
Right.
Up top.
Yeah, I see that.
Yeah.
So I brought the wrong ammo for migration.
Oh.
Oh, no.
We're fine.
We're fine.
Pena, take the wheel for butt ejection.
I gotta eat.
Of course, of course.
All right.
Blackies, we are going to see it.
Right to see it.
Is that a D's nuts kind of joke or what?
No, that's not a these nuts kind of jokes, Rob. Sorry. So sorry
Okay, let's go say I don't think we brought ammo, but I think we
I can see how you guys want it all
I brought 20
I brought a lot of beans, too. I
I can definitely see how we lost it all the storage is kind of crazy shit I just
kind of wherever yeah I like this this is home right I'm on different team now
thank you I'm keeping this shit
get the money again and look at that you can just sit up here look at that
anymore you can't do more than that
yep be not don't clean the boot deck
oh not again oh my goodness all right captain actually got the ship I mean it
all right all right I am a captain interim captain
interim temporary captain Justin you're devoted to what whatever
Go to the go-gap, to the go-gap, to the go-gap, to the go-gap, to the go-gap.
There we go.
There's a lot of strength on this ship.
Oh, clean the proof check.
Yeah, you go clean the proof check.
Ah, so many semen on the proof check.
Look at us, gentlemen.
It's surely me that'll lose again.
I've heard somebody talk to us 40 years.
Yo, what's up, man?
How you doing?
I'm doing alright.
You too.
Should we PVE this shit?
What's that?
How'd you die last fight?
Just like in a ground fight.
Why would I touch the ground?
I got a 40mm rocket to my jawline.
Yeah, I mean I led that fight with me getting killed.
I got on a turret and they hit me.
I
There's one in the trees!
In the trees!
I'm going to save it!
In the trees!
In the trees, I got three!
How much does a tree see in that?
It's a sniper!
I'm sorry.
Alright, Pino, you have to turn us around, always facing where people can come from.
Because if they get on the back side, the fight is already over.
Let me tell you something, I'm in the cockpit on the poop deck with all the sea, but no
man is getting on my back side, I understand.
I will watch the land, you guys loot.
I am eating.
Okay. Don't talk to me.
This is an idea. You're a good man. You're a good man.
This is smart and wise.
That's my captain.
That's my captain. This is why we clash!
You're a class guy?
No.
Oh, God.
I am. I got a level 12 town hall.
Fuck yeah.
How about you can club bitches?
I feel like, and you know her very well.
Just like any other attraction shooter, the play is just PvE a little bit leave, PvE a little bit leave, PvE a little bit leave, and then you got a little bit of a buffer to have some fun, right?
Mm-hmm.
So real play is repeat, die, PvE, die, PvE, die, PvE, die.
But they were built like you know about that.
Erd.
Oh.
Do we want to be broke?
I don't know.
Justin, you are already the lowest rank on the ship.
I swear to God.
Well, you're not the captain anymore.
I am the interim deputy captain.
Yeah, but that's back.
I think the plan honestly is the PVE, get one of those shields, and whatever else Reds
that we can get, and then PVP from that point forward.
And then PVP, yeah.
The shield is broken.
broken we just have to have what we need like to combat the people who also have
if that makes sense if they pop a shield we pop a shield we just wait it out
I'll tell you though we're gonna get one here are you PDE apparently like
typically at the forts the forts there's there's a couple really good ones on
the map is not being one of them but the big ports usually have them guaranteed
oh like Austria and yeah women look at the map the good ones the st. Clemens
st. Clemens is a huge landmark
Schwalemberg is also good try it next to us we should mm-hmm I just was eating
and still am hey not do your fucking job what what you took us to a shitty
place are you see I'm still the interim temporary captain yeah take us to
just didn't walk the plane even what's that his exam was it coming from I don't
hear it you bugged I'm not bad I just can't find this his son son I'm telling
he's a hiss and son
No, we're oh from steam. Yeah, I'll drive damn it
Somewhere I don't hear you enter in captain. I'd say no, I even steer in the ship
You're devoted I gave
Oh, you didn't listen.
We'll lay below the low point.
Ha ha.
How low can he go?
Stop calling me a fat boy.
I might be a good call.
I'm a fat man.
I'm not that heavyweight.
I'm fat.
I'm fat.
I'm setting a thousand times.
It's a last raid, boys.
lock lock in
I'm gonna be honest
They can't hear me right now, but us for getting to bring literally anything last raid kind of our
the back of it running away 112 I'm running after him get him one guy yeah
look like they get over their officer now yeah he did he went to the right
wrapped up I see him I'm running him he's running this guy had no turns and
don't lose yeah no he was for sure probably a single dad just got off
work on it. It's a place game. You know what I'm saying? You got 12 kids. Yeah, I got more than
God. Hey, we're looking forward. Where'd he go? I wanted to refund it. No, I wanted to refund the game.
Hey, I found him. I actually found him.
one or no one or no one or no they actually have nothing yeah I'm pretty
sure it's the black box I'm going back right on point
I just realized how easy it is to really take so much shit imagine if we had not
shot at all and one of us has ran off a steep board went right to the gun when
blew it open and took it. It would have literally no chance of reacting. That's how we took that huge,
that's how we took that huge ship. Before you got here, Pete, we literally got up there,
trout killed one person, we opened up the captain's quarter, and we held the door and took the ship.
So free. It was so free. I don't ever happen again. I understand it now. I understand you guys.
You know why I was getting off now?
Wait, nine did you die?
I had to fall, didn't it? I had to fall.
That'll happen. That'll happen to the West Coast.
Yesterday we were playing a game, we lost our ship, we ran to another ship, and we sat there for like me, it was me and seven
We sat there for ten minutes
Baiting a robot to blow up in the captain's quarters until it did if we could capture the ship.
No shit.
Swear to God, swear to God.
Did he never open up the captain's quarters?
like stop spawning for some reason it's like I'm telling you like for the last
five minutes we were just sitting there now we don't always defend it out of
weird they maybe they're out of completely normal and see you should
stop spawning just give up all right are we good to go by the way everyone off
yeah let's chase him I lost him though all righty are you back on the ship
he did he did he went up the rocks and shit he actually got away you know what's
so funny to me and I love it about this game is that guy is gonna make a choice
right cuz he made it away and he's gonna walk his fucking ass across the
sand and that makes me happy it makes me happy are we all on I'm coming sorry
No, honestly, that's probably worse than 100% worse and worse.
Double or second kill the guy like that.
Alright.
What the hell's happening?
He's fucking shooting me!
No, he's just shooting me! He's just shooting me!
But I can't even get there!
get him boys get him you had someone trying to board the ship
Get these hands!
Oh, god damn it!
That's actually the craziest shit.
That is insane.
Uh-oh. What am I slamming into this?
Oh!
Fuck it. The body, is that it?
Hold on.
That is it.
Yeah, I'm watching you die now.
I'm watching you die.
Get out of the truck, Slav.
How do you even take your fist out?
You hit like if you have your pistol, I just hit two.
Oh, I see, oh, got it.
They keep me walking, keep me...
Hi! Hi!
I don't even know how I'm hitting you.
Our precious beans.
What are you doing to us?!
He's got a computer or something!
Ah!
Sit down!
Sit down!
You got lucky, you got the...
You got the sneak attack, it was a sneak attack!
The sucker punch.
you have to find every game look better on low than all high I don't get it I
don't know like I was I was on all high and the game looks in and I turned it on
low and now it looks smooth look like Fortnite I don't understand why I don't
I
We lost one we lost one
That was the craziest
No, you punched me first and I took revenge.
No, you sucka punched me, Sean, you've been dead in here.
After you killed me the first time.
That's true.
I did say it, I did say it, and I saw it.
Thank you, sir.
What's our game plan, Captain?
I don't know, we gotta get you somebody.
The game plan is...
I'm the game plan is...
Captain, I don't know anything about it.
Captain, what's the game plan?
Thank you.
We are friendly headed to St. Clement.
Typically, there is a team here. If there isn't a team here, we can either A, loot it for that red orb, or B, up this ship, through the middle of the map, and sink it out.
Let's get a little peeping going. Let's try to get a dab. Let's try to get a dab. Just one.
All right.
All I'm saying is, ever since-
Okay.
Everybody.
This guy's bullying them, the ship. Is anyone gonna step in or no?
know
Thank you so thank you
Especially 50% sure I had a bank it I'm not even happy to check
I did I did I swear
No, no, no, no we had a big ring without you remember that your little shitty ass fuck
You give me a back end right now!
You pay the fuck you!
He had my back end, he had my back end!
Okay, over here, I'll give you one of mine this time.
I'll give you one of mine, alright?
Don't punch.
Here, you can have two, how about that?
You good?
Where'd they go?
I gave you-
Oh, I mean, I didn't take it, I have one, I have one still.
Okay.
What do we think, Travis? Do you need to let him off?
Yeah, I think, well...
For now
It's all the corner the
Cousins this is all normal for me sitting here
Do they spy right now?
Yeah, they're usually in front of us, I think.
They're very normal.
I'm a gun boy, no swear words.
I swear, it's my mistake.
I'm gonna lose hearing that.
What?
I know what you're saying!
Alright, I say...
Just the fourth?
Yes, you go for the fourth.
the four. Injury. I'll grab Justin. If you're not with them,
I'll just you grab the repair. Yeah. Okay. Is there one on the
first one? There's a repair. Right here. No, no, the one on
the first one. But they're pretty good. Go on that forward
summit. If you don't mind. There's a lot. Make sure you
guys use a lower part two shroud. If you go all the way to
the opposite side, we entered. It's like a police tension.
That has good. I lied to you. It's on the right side.
Another repair gate right here?
Yeah.
I'm actually gonna pick up one of the plants, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's like, you know how many more pickets there are.
There's one on the far right one.
Checking this one. No repair gate on this far one.
The good shit is like, uh,
it's red, shrouded,
and you're also looking for a key for the main door.
They can spawn in the water fountain
and in other random spots.
Make sure you go to the roof.
Oh yeah, there's only one more repair gate.
back right one like if you come from the left side it's a one two three okay
three so I can handle it so I can handle it
in the middle yeah
holy shit I found a fire thing you're eating this cabinet you found a what
I'm gonna let him eat it
we're all saved
nice I think I've moved one but all of them
I can't wait to kill Justin again.
What are we eating?
14 chicken tenders.
An extra side of fries.
Beans.
And now some macaroni and cheese.
14, yep.
Yep, C4.
C4.
I guess he's far from here as well.
I'm looting Coral.
Yes, 14! What's everyone shocked about?
Got some money? That's normal!
There's a green cannon right here.
Ooh, we're tight, we're tight. Well that's good. 80mm.
oooohhh that fast, nobody eats that much
uh, so, nobody does
I only got some scrap metal and shit, I can grab one if you want to do that
I should take the radio thing
alright
oh, there it is, okay
radio beacon
So is this now we want to leave turn get hunted, right?
We are now mark up the map for every single person who is looking at their map
Okay, and everyone got a verification as well
Game plan is try to go center and leave I guess
Let them come let them come they're gonna come
I'm gonna come
All right
Circle should be closing soon
Do we have any fuel cells I have five part we're gonna
Mischief the software now
Don't know if you found that police issue
Now hear me out now that I've finished my food. I had a food debuff now. It's a food buff
You know my build is so much better than yours by the way
But it's not even fucking close.
First off, talking.
This is my ship.
I'm the captain.
I'm the captain.
I'm the king.
Your ship looks like shit.
Listen, your ship, they can literally shoot the fucking whatever the hell, right off the
rip.
Mine, they have to blow through A, the turret, then B, the walls, and then when they blow
through the walls, it is multi-layered.
They can't even hit the fucking thing.
Your ship literally has a wall removed from the back.
You have no kneecaps, you have no rest of your leg.
Your legless bitch.
There's still a lot of loot here gentlemen.
There's someone helping me with the air over there.
Right in the spot. There's a lot. There's a full bond right here.
There are valuables.
Okay, I've been on both ships by the way.
We have a Mi 9 and Mi Cap and we are 100% win rate on Hutch's ship.
I'm just speaking facts and let's analytics, you know
There's gonna be semen on your poop dick
I
Can you go and help them loot man, why are you up there running around in circles? I oh, sorry my back
I got lost in the sun, but what about something?
stand off into the distance
Shit
Looking up stairs out the distance.
Oh, that's a great pose there.
He's looking at himself for battle.
Great eyes.
See that? You see it? You see it?
Is the storm coming? We got to go?
No, we're okay.
You know, I made a ship today.
That's called the Union Grandpa.
Oh, the cousin of mine. How is it?
I don't try to yet.
I will try with you and Trio's eventually. It's a Trio ship.
Alright, I'm in. This is my last one today, but I'm in for tomorrow.
Yeah, we're gonna lose this shit. Yes, this is the LG for me boys fucking shit
What the fuck?
What was that summit? Yeah, bitch. I said you back
Yeah, I think we got everything else actually got a lot of loot. There's these things shoots front
You know, I mean, yeah, I don't trust the front shooters. Yeah, I feel that
But they get right shoes in the back. You blame in the crew
I will not be here who won't be who else who else that they will be
I will not be more likely tell me
Instead I just not driven got it
All right, well anybody does get on tomorrow. You're more than invited. It's just a lot of yeah
Dude this morning. I was in literal hell and so that's what I was hearing
There was a guy, okay, I'm not exaggerating he built the ship that was like six stories tall
And the whole objective of his ship is to scoop you off of your ship by running into you
Throwing you off of your ship and then killing you on repeat
He killed me stole my guns and I had to run from him for 45 minutes
Are we ready
Yeah, yeah, we're good now fuck everything other than for people and yes, okay, that's all just say it
It's not it's always by far the worst way to play this game. No doubt
Not so sweet. No way
Until you got a shotgun cannon put it rather for you ship Ramham shoot him one time to dead you in
Yeah
Until you have a shotgun and you're shooting at what used to be there. There's no longer there. I see I think I just saw
ship itself hard
I mean, I'm in Southeast. I saw some smoke here
South-East.
All righty, Karthik.
What's your top?
I used to be there.
I sat there.
Ooh, hey, Pete.
Pete, are you stringing today?
No.
Got you, but yeah.
Oh, okay.
I tried 34 minutes.
Oh, yeah.
I see a red flare in the south, out, or south.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know what that means, but...
That could be the damage dealt though.
That is, no, Red Flare is either someone shot the player up or AI spawned on him.
I see someone.
Something's on fire over there.
Yeah, it's a messed up ship or something.
Yeah, it's directly stealth.
By the way boys, I don't know if you guys have stayed out, but I got three people from IZGIF.
If three of us end up getting out, I've got three of you guys.
Is it able to be off the hatch, or are you all putting your thing on?
I'm staying on, I don't know.
I got it.
I'm still going back.
I'm going to be a second.
Oh, we got AI.
Oh, yeah, that is their ship over there.
Sooner or later, we got a blast, these guys.
Yeah.
They got it.
Do we just keep hustling, or do we stop?
It depends on what they spawn.
If they spawn behind us, we'll just repair and move.
If they spawn in front of us, which it probably will, we're going to have to repair the light and just keep on booking it.
Oh yeah, that's the problem.
Yeah, heading to break.
God, this fucking shit is so loud.
There we go.
We're going to get to the enemy, but we're doing great.
Why? We're doing great!
You want some grapes?
No!
Grates!
What?
He needs a grate!
He needs a grate!
Do we loot them or do we keep going?
We got a laundry set!
Can't go by Tate!
Why would we do that right now, Strat?
Can you guys check?
There's one more!
One more!
One more! One more!
I'm playing terrible.
I
Think one of the legs is missing can you guys look down and see
Just look for fire pretty good
No
Of course, of course.
What's all those blue stuff around here?
Blue sand?
Yeah, blue sand or water on fire sand, maybe.
I think that ship's better than pink.
Yeah, one more south.
There's a sea smoke.
South?
Yeah, let's do it.
Directly on the south line.
I saw it.
Oh, alright.
Where are we going?
There we go.
He's trying to up the rocks.
I get it.
Yeah, I will be honest.
I thought we were going to turn faster.
We did it.
And we were going to hit the rocks, sadly.
That smoke is just bunch of dead AI there.
That's a good day to just kill.
Oh yeah, I see them.
They're going to the left or right.
So they're going more west.
just you cut them off before you go hard right yeah yeah yeah yeah yes yes yes
Oh, like this way?
You see him?
Let me see, let me see, let me...
Mmmmmm...
Justin, if you want mine!
Oh, I'm kidding!
You guys are always sabotaging the ship!
The crew of the ship!
Oh, my goodness!
Justin, I'm telling you, if you want it so sexy, I swear to you.
Now, where is this guy?
Behind this board.
Oh, behind the board.
Oh, don't try to answer that right now. I'm not behind the board.
You're in front of the board.
You see it? You see it smoking on the right?
Yep, oh yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah, oh, yep, yep, no, yeah.
So if we get right in front of us?
Uh, they're gonna come?
I fell. I'm back. We're good.
Dude, no, I'm boosting.
Boosting! Boosting!
Hey, what are they shooting?
I don't know, they're shooting at nothing. Is that another ship?
It has to be.
I'll see if he's dancing.
We're gonna come
I saw something up
No, two ships are fighting! Two ships are fighting!
Oh yeah, they're fighting! Hey, turn around peanut! They're fighting!
Oh, they are! Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
They're shooting at us!
They're shooting at us!
They're shooting at us!
I already boosted, there's nothing in it!
We need to hold it! We need to hold it!
We need to hold it!
I shot the floor!
Thank you, sir.
We keep it steady.
We're running the machine!
How high, Justin? How high?
Not very high.
We got eastbound.
I see an underground.
Follow me.
I hit it.
Hit it.
I lose all of them.
They're getting fucked up, gentlemen.
I'm going to kill them.
We're dead!
It's the leader of the group!
The grand paul is getting killed!
We're going over the ramp, we're going down!
We're alive!
I'm going to reach out to the right, yeah?
I'm going to reach out to the right, yeah?
I'm going to reach out to the right, yeah?
I'm going to reach out to the right, yeah?
I'm down.
Search destroyed!
Oh, my god!
I'm going to get it!
They destroyed it from the left!
They destroyed our back! I'm getting out of this town!
Oh my goodness, you're right! They destroyed our back!
We did! No lead up!
It's lead up! I'm in for it!
Johnson, let me know when you're out, but get off!
Get it off!
Running ship! We need to repair!
We gotta get him off the top!
I'm repairing!
Let me know if I need to go up the ship!
Come here, we're down, we're going up another flight I think.
We got a lot of guys, we got a lot of guys.
Shoot them all in the guns if we can!
I got a great jet, man!
Get back on top!
We got it!
get the fuck
let's go
hit him again
on the ground
on the ground on the back
dead dead dead
one more one more one more
hit once
hit hit hit
dead dead dead
hell yeah good work
good work
You guys hear that? I'll repair the ship.
It's got a nice sniper, dude. Let's go.
The grandpa. 2 and 0.
Yeah, I don't know what it is.
It's just, oh, they're...
Where the fuck is our ship?
They're kind of juiced. They're kind of juiced.
I like their setup. They're just out of all...
There's a row of guns, dude.
Oh, this is the row.
Oh, this is nice. Let's check this out.
Oh my god, there it is. There it is. Go ahead. There it is.
Huch, you sexy. Good luck. You guys can jump in.
I'm dropping stuff down here. Good. There's a lot of stuff. I'm dropping in the front.
You have to start dropping stuff. Front. Yeah, the front. Like two R ships.
Oh, got it. Got it. Yep. Two chested. Thank you. What about top? I almost said something.
You guys put your face back in your room right now
Whatever whatever you can
They knocked all of our boxes out when they took out the rooms
Should pull the chip up a little bit yeah, I will
Yeah, I'm gonna repair him right now
I'll march over there in one second boys just repairing everything
Dude there's so but dude we can't hold all this yes
No we can't we steal their ship?
Trust me this has more storage than the peanut chip. No, I have a total of seven
shelves of storage. I have two, four, six, eight, I have eight. Although we can consolidate, I didn't consolidate a lot of this.
I'm sure we can. Yeah, I have more than eight. Wait, never mind you're right, actually you're good.
There's more than I thought. But you can't leave, we gotta keep the grandpa rolling.
shit we need we need grant we don't need grant we have a loop knot wait who's
in that well actually yeah we don't have shut that fucking problem you lost yeah
we don't know if we win here if we win here we could bring it out yes yes okay
okay I don't I don't hate that oh your ship is so good and then we all we all
release our loot and give it all to peanut
Going on boys. Come on in
I think everything's repaired
I think someone already you already put that stuff in there right the crates in the fridges
Yeah, I'm in the one room that I fixed, yeah.
Cool.
We'll put ours on my part as well.
He's an FVVOT!
Yeah, welcome to holiday.
Oh my goodness, you guys have a lot of fun.
It's a blue one.
It's a blue turn, you see?
Yeah, yeah, it's a shotgun though.
70.
But you like that?
You like that for your solos?
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
What do you mean?
You just shot him up.
I don't think you guys ever have dealt with the shotgun turn just yet
But when when somebody uses the shotgun turn directly against you in a proper way
It you're dead like you cannot survive on your own deck everybody dies. I think I could
Yeah, I'm just gonna feel like I could yeah
Fuck you peanut about that. I'll be considered a sandwich of shut up
Ah, I have not. Thank you. Thank you so much.
Did they change it? I was just able to put a turn in a personal cabin store. Did they change that?
Yeah, I think they did. I'm pretty sure you can store anything in those fridges now.
Oh, nice.
Holy shit, they're updating their game. This is not something you see.
There's a huge patch notes that I haven't even read in so long.
I didn't read it but I feel like you're doing a great job.
I mean it was long, I'll tell you that, yeah.
Did we grab their box?
I hope so.
No, I didn't find it.
I don't know if somebody grabbed it or...
I'm gonna double check.
We should have two, right?
What the fuck?
Oh
There's a ghost on that ship be careful boys. Oh
Yeah, so we got the honestly you know what I'm organizing hot because he paid for the ship deserves to get his own
Personal group box. What do you guys think really? No?
We did a lot of the heavy lifting
Let's be honest, touch was just steering.
We will need it.
Yeah.
I'll do that then, they don't want to be a cop and shit here.
That's my job!
Yeah, I mean...
The difficulty of us...
What we were doing, a lot higher.
Wait, did any of you repair the legs?
There's a stuff in there, they're kicking him.
There's still...
Shit!
I'm organizing and solidating.
Are the legs on fire or not?
Yeah, we'll do it.
Alright.
It's March to the abstract voice
Wait, wait, wait, come on
We'll see you for more dude. We can't we have more scourge. Wait a minute. Who says that that might be good idea
I'm down to go to the last circle. It's my LG. I'm in I
See how does he I've just seen pretty good and we're in a better ship than the last one. No, that's a true. No, that's not true
Statistically speaking okay
We have ammo? We're low on 80s, it looks like.
Oh, are we? Shit.
We're pretty low on 80s.
Check all the turrets.
No, we for sure have some.
Check the turrets we ripped from them and see if there's any inside.
I'm seeing 80 right here.
Just 40 here.
We're going on 40s as well.
Anybody have 11?
BART! SHOOT THE BART!
I don't I'm good solid any man
The chance goes higher the longer we stay in
I'm too shabby.
No, there's only one captain, that's me.
Captain Jack Sparrow, not as some people in chat has been calling me, Captain Fat Sparrow.
I do not go by Captain Fat Sparrow.
That is not my name nor what I want to be called.
Captain Jack in the Box, all right. The fat sparrow. Captain Sabarro.
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I'm trying to organize them. I don't know why. I don't know why.
Are we passing each other? We're passing each other.
We're not leaving. I mean, we're looking for a fight, but we...
We'll go to the next one. We'll go to the next one from the middle of the map.
If there's nothing until we get there, we'll leave.
They were going to get you.
What?
I know you just killed me for no reason.
I was just standing there.
What?
And out of no way, you just gave it to me for no reason.
That's not true. You punched me.
That is not true. That is not true.
That is not true.
That is not true.
He's absolutely punched me.
Throwing our beans away, whatever dude.
Oh my goodness.
I've never done squat beans ever again.
This makes me angry.
Ah, this makes me angry. I got a punch on my face.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on.
I got a lot to lose.
Hope, hope, hope.
Where am I? Where am I?
Hope you're going down.
Hope, come up.
Hope you're down.
Hope, come up.
Hey, hey!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
What'd I get?
How'd I get up?
Come on, Sal.
I need a fucking pick up.
Damn it.
Shit.
What the hell's going on in this shit?
I didn't do this. This was nine
We have so much
Executed
I mean we only have 142 so we're kind of low.
Bart is too beans.
We are kind of low.
We got a lot of space.
You won't do it.
You would not do it.
I'm saying we have so much space that we should PDE a little bit to get maximum speed.
get maximum right yeah no maximum view
okay whoa aren't we take the dump for you
yo remember to change the small dump
you don't want to you don't want to be able to stay in for a while
any other time i would take absolutely too long to stay
so we got some other stuff to get to sit up
i'm gonna put the other way
i appreciate love
I've never heard peanut not go for more goop. It sounds like he's leaving the goop behind
So he's he's saying his stream is more important than you
Is it like a whole process?
Yeah, he's a vtuber.
He's a vtuber.
Vtuber! V!
Sorry, he's a vtuber.
Who's a vtuber?
He's a vtuber.
Here they go again.
Yeah!
Get him over the rail!
Yeah!
Chill.
Might as well.
I don't know, he's just on you.
I know he's just on you.
Are you always just not, just in?
Oh shit, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Well, it's me, man, taking the fuck out of here, huh?
I'm not out of here!
Everyone, team it up on me!
All right, jump over here.
Oh shit, what was this?
Hit that tower.
Is that a grenade?
Yes, yes, I have a bomb.
Yeah, it's a breaks room.
Get back.
No, we're stopping him.
Hit the button.
He's got a he's got a mr. Mr. P's got a start is
Softly
Realize you hope she's already super OP wait there's good. There's good mood here next trip
Besides besides yes. Yes. Oh, yes. Yes. I was muted. Yes, you know punchy is already super OP
I just realized that punching goes straight past the armor in the gauging. He up. Oh
My goodness, it's did punchy is gotta be the best way to kill someone over everything
I don't disagree.
The triple shotgun might have something to say about that if you try to punch him.
I'm dead.
So sorry. Please don't take my stuff. Please.
No, you're dead.
Oh, cold down. Who's shooting?
It's Peanut. Who else?
He's not even shooting right now and he's just shooting me. I'm shooting justice.
running to me this guy I haven't shot a bullet man
good work coach good work all his stuff
Wait, hold on, wait, hold on, no, no, no.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, I see that you remember how poor I am.
I'm actually so poor, please, I'm too...
You should have taken...
Please, please, please.
It's a good life lesson, actually.
It's a good life lesson.
I'm gonna make sure everything's on the shelf, right?
Yeah, let's look at Ben's on the box this round.
I already, I already, I already condensed them, I already condensed them.
I know, I know where...
Where's the most condensed box you, what do you say?
most condensed I put a lot of focus on get ready to leave it's this one this
one right here oh I think it's a black one I think hold on let me see this one
here I'm just gonna take this no no guys no no ticket boxes let's be civil
I put it back, I put it back, I put it back, I put it back.
All right, guys, back to the next.
This is from the extra, this is from the extra, this is from the ship.
Guys, you guys are, careful, careful now.
I'm fired.
Okay.
I got the box!
He's the captain, he's the captain, it's okay, it's okay, he's the captain.
Are you kidding me?
I'm fired!
The captain always gets a box.
I think it is this captain, didn't it?
Yeah, if we would have made it in the last run, you would have gotten a box, okay?
I don't know what it's like to win.
The captain that deserves a box.
And the grandpa is undefeated.
I like the grandpa. I do.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Wait, I got some dog shit. Are we serious?
Wait, Nino took the box too!
This is the long stuff we were on.
Did he? Did he?
Nino?
Plus 11, look! He didn't take a box.
Nino?
Look at it. What is this race?
He was being real quiet.
They're stealing from you
Listen listen I
Looted the extract. I didn't take anything other than I stole a revolver off of peanut's dead body, which I think we're all okay with
I stole two first aid kits
I have been stabbed, I have been stolen from Swindor!
I have nothing!
Alright, I'm ready up here.
He has so few things!
You like to talk about that?
One fourth of what the Goop got there.
Wait, what's the estimated value?
Top right.
We're going to have to do a little bit of a check.
4.5k. Oh, I got a red item a pest a pestop Lawrence every guy look at how much
We play together again, I'm fucking taking a box the end fuck all you oh my god, I just sneak it out next time fuck it
I know it has more than 80 of us times 2.
Oh my goodness.
Overfuse the next letter, right?
That's how that works.
That's what I get.
Guys, that was so much fun.
GG's everyone.
I hope you guys have a great rest of your raids.
GG's.
Catch you later, Matt.
tomorrow so I'm everybody else I'll see you whatever peace oh wow I'm gonna be
honest I didn't expect that we were gonna get an opportunity to assemble the
fucking Avengers you know like I didn't expect the Avengers while I was running
around solo depressed to be assembled and to dominate that raid I didn't expect
That was so much fun, man. Guys, we have a lot of new people in here. Thank you guys all for checking out the stream
If you guys would mind hit the follow or the sub. I appreciate you guys man. Thank you all so much for chilling
We'll be live again tomorrow
For some more for some more this game is fucking peak man
Yeah, it has its problems and I rage at it, but dude, it's so much fun with a squad
Listen, if you are have you haven't played this game and you're gonna try it my my advice to you
If you if you don't have anybody play with play solo it is what it is
You can always join the discord and find someone to play with probably
But play it with a squad a squad play on this game is so much better
Than solos it's not even close
It's not even close. It is so much fun
So much fun that I appreciate you and I love you. I'm sitting everybody still over here into the 24 if you're not
Playing I watch everybody we are going to be going live on kick here in about five minutes
So I'll see all the nighttime deans over there everybody else. I hope you guys all have a wonderful night. I appreciate you
You guys are awesome and after our restrict