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RECOVERY SUNDAY | CAN SOMEONE TURN OFF THAT LIGHT BULB IN THE SKY? ALSO I FOUND SAND IN MY SHOES!
07-05-2026 · 7h 34m
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I'm taking my time to recover, and picking it up won't matter.
This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start sucking some dick.
He need a hero.
We need a hero.
That's because he has no bitches and no job.
He kills whatever we can because again he has no bitches and no job.
We need a hero.
I'm a hero
I'm not gonna let you go
The way I feel midnight
Ain't no right to plan to see
A song that just made your dreams
A song I'm reaching back for me
Listening on the partner
Let the rising wind put me
It's gonna take you out.
It ain't me!
It ain't me!
I'm gonna send this child down, down, down!
It ain't me!
It ain't me!
I'm the voting one!
I'm gonna put my vote, man.
He's the way of the black man.
Who the little one wants to do now?
I'm gonna put my vote, man.
Hey, you keep the gene.
Who the little one wants to get an issue?
I
So they're dead.
Dead to me!
I know the content of this song!
So they're dead.
Dead to me!
Dead to me!
I know the disclaimer.
Here, maybe along the uh...
oh, you liar.
You liar!
You liar!
Yeah!
You son of a bitch!
You son of a bitch!
I'm gonna make it.
Restaurant Hogan's Hangout.
Okay.
Can you sing?
Oh, yeah, I feel a little bit.
You can sing.
Yeah.
Yeah, Ripley's Mom.
She's very great.
When you're in a five mile radius of her, you can smell that pussy stink, oh yeah, that
And I have all these people saying, get down on it.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
Come on then.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
How you gonna do it if you really don't want to dance
by standing on the wall?
Get your back up on the wall, you want it?
Tell me, how you gonna do it if you really don't want to dance?
By standing on the wall?
Get your back up on the wall
I heard all the people say
Get down on it
Come on then
Get down on it
If you really want it
Get down on it
You gotta feel it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Come on then
Get down on it
Baby, baby
Get down on it
Get on it
Get down on it
I say people, what you gonna do?
You gotta get on the roof.
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty dude.
What should I do?
Like the street.
Good morning, gentlemen and ladies.
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning everybody!
Hello, hello, hello, good day, what going on?
Good day, what going on, what happening?
Good day, muted, fuck you.
Oh, God, my stomach feels like Satan took advantage of me last night, and filled that
shit up with a bad time and potential diabetes.
Oh.
Ooh.
It's real bad.
It's real bad.
Oh
It's real bad
It's real bad cam froze didn't know i'm just constipated basically the same thing except irl
Guys i drank way too much alcohol way too much alcohol yesterday
I got off of the stream.
It was about 9,000 degrees outside, no exaggeration at all.
It was the surface of the sun outside yesterday in Florida.
I walk outside, my wife's like, you ready to start cooking?
I haven't even got outside yet.
I mean, I was like halfway out the door.
She's like, you ready to start cooking?
Yeah. Yes, that's exactly what I want to do. Yes, that's exactly what I want to do right
the second I will start cooking. So I turn on the grill and I just realized I got a
new Blackstone. As you guys, I probably told you before, my Blackstone, the top of it was
starting to like corrode away, you know, as I get in that rusty, that rustiness. So I
a new one and I forgot that when you get a new Blackstone, you got to season it, you know? You got
to season it. You bald fuck, you suck my dick! Suck my dick! Ah, shit, today I'm all over the past!
Shut up! Anyways, as I was saying, I started seasoning the grill and uh,
I mean, I'm not kidding you, I
probably, I mean, I look like a
bag of milk left in the sun
sweating.
I mean, like a bag of mayonnaise
on the sidewalk.
I mean, God bless America.
I was sweating bullets.
I was sweating bullets.
I was sweating bullets.
I was sweating bullets.
I was sweating bullets.
Sweatin' bullets.
Sweatin' bullets.
I never cooked hot dogs and hamburgers in Iraq,
but I'm pretty sure it's a similar experience
to what I went through yesterday.
I'm pretty sure it's similar.
I'm pretty sure.
I mean, dude, I was sweatin' balls.
Oh my God.
Anyway, so I get that done.
During the frame of start to finish,
I probably had around five yinglings, maybe six,
five or six yinglings.
Then the second that I finished cooking food.
So I made burgers, hot dogs, a little bit back.
I finished making food, family starting to eat.
I'm like, finally it's my time to go and hang out in the pool.
Finally, I took big old body hutch,
gonna go take a dip in the pool.
I
Zeus had other plans
God of thunder had different plans
Next thing you know from just out of nowhere the sky goes pitch black
It was over bro. It was over
Starts raining lightning a whole nine yards. So I was like damn
Might as well eat seven cheeseburgers. I mean, that's my only option now. I ate my
Seven cheeseburgers and the second that I switched clothes out of my swimming trunks
All the weather subsided and it was beautiful outside yet again
knows that
I mean bros
It was like dude. I was so annoyed. I was like I cooked. I was just wanting to enjoy some sun
Then it rained then I said fucking i'm gonna enjoy some tv then the sun came out. I mean hell
Did y'all see some of those uh
During the air show yesterday, the 250th in Washington, you all see some of those planes.
Bro, I ain't never seen, I don't know what kind of plane that was, looked like an F-35,
float.
But that was insane.
I never thought, I didn't think that that was real.
Yeah, I didn't, I mean, no, they don't almost cover.
That bitch was hovering.
I mean that motherfucker sat like this and was just turning wherever he wanted.
That was the most impressive thing I've ever seen.
Yeah, I always thought it was like bullshit.
I never thought it was actually true.
That was incredible.
That was unbelievable.
And then the other one, I might think I'm stupid.
helicopter plane the one that big cargo like plane with it looks like it has
those two little helicopter things on the side of it I thought that was fake too
I didn't know the offspring was real I mean I kind of knew but I never seen one
in action you mean prop hellers shut up yeah I never knew that those were real
They're super dangerous, really.
So they were just like showing it off.
They're like, hey, come take a look at this thing.
It ain't safe.
We don't use it much, but we got one.
Kind of like a dog you can't bring around anyone.
like Duke, to be honest, watching all the way from Japan. Shit doing what up me. What
up, big dog? Big ol hunks of shit, but they're cool. Yeah, man. I don't know. That was cool.
I enjoyed that yesterday. I was just sitting there slamming Bruce. He's watching that.
And then I'mma be honest, I was at the point of drunk last night that I didn't even remember
the stream whatsoever.
I was just like, I'mma be honest, I was just a bag of bones sitting here drinking, playing
with the homies.
I just did.
I was so tired.
I was so fucked up.
I was so fucked up.
I don't even remember.
I remember when me and Peanut tried to hide as dogs and it's pretty much all I remember
from yesterday night.
Yeah, at night time nobody was home.
Nobody was home.
I just had on vacation.
Nobody was home.
You kept hiding in bushes, I bet I did.
Yeah, makes sense.
Makes sense.
I probably thought I was playing a different game.
I probably thought I was playing Tarkov.
Ah, look at Discord.
What's in Discord?
Who am I looking at?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's, I mean, that's, I was on the same wavelength.
I was on, I was on, I was on that same wavelength.
wave length completely. Now I see the, I see the homies playing, they're four deep right now,
playing sand. I think it's Peanut, Coco, Genji and John. Do I jump in there and see what they're
they're doing? I think I might. Can you please tell us why you shot your own
shadow again? You're lucky I don't ban you, you're heathen. Yeah, none of them are
streaming. That's why it's like I don't know.
Yeah, they're definitely farming, they're definitely farming, I want to stop in there
and say hi, let me see.
Hello?
Oh, good morning, everyone.
Yes, I'm live.
That's why I was just about to say, should I not be live?
Good morning, good morning, we were literally all about to go to sleep, good night everybody,
good night, good night, good night, good night, good night, good night, good night, they're
sauce they are all absolutely blasted yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's why
I went to sleep last night I need Jesus to beat us up fucking dead okay he
actually sounds terrible
Clip cue is now up on potion clips in the chat
Has Coco been awake this whole time?
Coco you have not been awake this whole time bro. Did you go to could did you go to sleep and wake back up?
Oh, yeah, yeah, so I'm like it
Well shit, I wish I'd have got earlier good play some take a quick nap. Coco get back on
Peanut or smack with that DMCA wait, what are y'all talking about?
You know, now we're playing Sans all night.
I'm jealous.
Damn.
I'm jealous.
Well, I'll be here by my lonesome, getting ass blasted all morning.
It's going to be great.
We're so excited.
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
I don't know why I don't know why
not a big deal though I've had so many
so we're doing this weekend is we're taking the p40f
which hasn't fired guns live from the air in over 80 years probably since
the end of world war two some people would say leave these airplanes and
museums they're too rare too historical how to evaluate what's
You know, that's the thing that I hate to hear the most, because there's already tons
of these aircraft in museums.
Every museum that wants a non-flyable P-40 pretty much has one.
There's lots of these aircraft behind glass, where that's all they are.
They get covered in dust.
You don't hear them run.
That's not what we want to do.
We want to keep these things as active as possible, people can see them fly, and some
of our aircraft people can fly with us and really experience history, and that is a totally
different game.
It's hard to connect with the history when it's just sitting there.
It almost seems like a story that you were just told,
and not something that actually happened.
Come out here and do this,
and get it to fly, and fire its guns,
it keeps it alive.
On three, two, one.
And the light people's faces about what these guys went through,
the machines and the men that did this,
and everything that had sacrificed for us.
Holy shit.
So the team we put together to do this event,
they're the best in their field.
no matter what job they have,
they are the best we could possibly find for this.
And a year's worth of work is riding
on these next two days.
This has not happened for 80 years.
I would say it is very rare,
but that would be an understatement.
You know, these were kids.
I mean, they're 19, 20 years old,
sometimes younger, lying about their age
so they could go off to combat.
They got my grandfather enlisting whenever he was 17.
At less than a hundred hours of line time,
which is, you know, most people that are pilots think, my God, you know, at less than 100 hours,
they put me into a P-40 or a P-51 or one of these high-performance airplanes to go off to fight a war.
I had to go up very quick. I'm not sure my dad wanted to let me go off the car at that age.
You know, you do connect with them, especially whenever I get in this airplane,
and there's not even saying with all the guns, just to go fly it on any given day.
It is iconic. Anybody who knows their aviation really would love to be in my shoes
to get to go get in when we go flying.
I'd say probably at a super super super cool. That's so cool
Honestly, I think I'm gonna save my good news until I talk with Coco because I'm getting word
Is it true that Coco was just screams night by hackers? Is that true?
Is that actually true? What you want dying me?
Because I had good news
Okay, then the good news isn't gonna sound as good now
I've got a contact with the developers and those six fuckers are bad now the problem is the bad news
They were only banned for 72 hours. I said guys listen. I love your game. It's your game
You do whatever you want my boy. Yeah, that's all you big man
Just let you know from personal experience that these type of guys
I'm not talking about the steam snipers into the stream side. You want to twice the up peanut peanut, you know who cares who cares?
They're extreme guys. Those guys, they don't give up. Those guys buy multiple accounts,
Swiss VP ads, all that stuff. I said 72 hours, they, well you know, you know, you know, so
they said they're gonna look into it. They said they're gonna look into it.
A good news is, is now we can text them whatever we got. Hackers like the one Coco just went
into. We can text them anytime. Anytime with names of people fucking with us. Some bad news again.
double bad news is I just found this out was apparently these guys are in
Ukraine don't I don't know if you guys keep up with the news that is not a
lovely vacation spot right now I heard it's not been a lovely vacation spot for
a little while okay so um yeah so also the time difference so right now they
They probably won't see it for a little bit, you know what I mean?
They probably won't see it for a little bit.
That'll happen.
Thank you for the courage to acknowledge my hair loss and for the care of my hair.
Prayer for hair loss and growth.
I take action to reverse and prevent further hair loss.
I ask that you restore the health of my scalp and hair.
Oh, cool.
Oh man, we went to high...
Already seen this.
I'm relieved.
I don't have the formations.
That's why nobody wants to redeem the fucking noise cam dude, that's what's happening.
Wait, hold on.
I'm getting strong!
There's only one person that cooks those intros, and he's the best in the biz.
Okay, post-game recap, FIFA, you can-
You smoke up to 18,000 cigarettes a year.
You drink upwards of 515 gallons of Diet Coke a year.
Any desire to stop?
No.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
that'll happen. That'll happen. Wait, what did he hit? What? What did he hit? The tree.
The tree. Oh, the tree. Gee, gee.
You're skinless. Perfect. There's not a single blemish on it. There's not a single blemish.
A baby, and I see a baby there behind the door.
There's a baby, there's a baby, yep.
Just like yesterday, yeah, I like to try a different hairstyle.
It looks great, it looks great, wow.
I mean, I was getting sprayed in the face.
There was a lot of water, I had to squint, I had to...
How smart is the kid you ever faced?
That's the guy I faced with no one mind.
Oh, okay. Nolan was old school.
He had a different demeanor.
He's a old country boy. He'd be standing on that mile.
His legs just big. His shoulders just big.
And he'd be like, looking at you like,
you better get in the box.
You know, I ain't playing.
And if you didn't get in the box and you dig in,
he'd be like, you better not dig in.
He had this look like, don't dig in. Get in the box.
Because if you dig in, he's coming right up on your chin.
You don't care who you are.
Old school baseball.
He's Old School Baseball. He's like Bob Gibson.
Tom, see where those guys like pitch up and in on you and get you off that plate.
Yeah, Rob, that's here, line the hallway.
Pretty sure.
Stand up, all that men, stand up straight. Stand up because no chair can hold your weight.
If God created us to be so big, that's proof.
He must be a big, fat pig.
God's real flabby with an ass so wide.
His arms look like pillows with cake mix inside.
What?
Now, this is how they get you, right?
They put this devil through under my tire
So I would bend over and pick it up and they could put jelly beans in my ass. They got me fucked up.
Oh, there.
It's funny with me today, man. I know my energy was a little bit low, but hey, you know what?
I still have fun gaming. I really do like this game.
I think it's a great game to play with the boys, you know?
I think we're playing it a lot more for that than we are just for like a personal grind.
But I am having fun with it. It's just I like a game when when the PvP is the main thing
and you can really peel that back and you just can't with this game.
There's so much desync, there's so much lag, so much weird shit.
It's kind of hard to really, you know, it's like,
other than driving the ship and, you know, shooting the fucking cannons and shit,
even when I shoot the fucking cannons, I might be the worst cannon player in the game.
But yeah, look, I still wanted to play this week and get some games in with them.
Tomorrow we have this.
I mean, he's not, guys, he's, he's, I mean, yeah,
100 100,000 percent. I mean listen, I see I've seen so many people on like shorts and stuff being like
Why are these big streamers trying to force this shitty game down our throats?
Which to be honest not wrong, but at the same time, I mean bro, it's just I don't know how to explain it man
I don't know how to explain it. It got so much sold to it
But God is it fucking terrible?
I think if I'm terrible, I mean it just runs like an absolute shit, you know?
Like it's just, but it's so much fun, man, like if they could just fix the desync issues
and fix the bullshit, it would be so much fun.
So much fun.
so much fun. Nick will never play EFT. Literally. It's not possible for me to get Nick on EFT.
I know Nick is a person. We played enough games together to where I know what he enjoys
and what he doesn't. Nick would absolutely not enjoy EFT in the absolute slightest.
He wouldn't he wouldn't it's everything that he like doesn't enjoy
Like Nick's worst or Nick's most hated thing in Call of Duty was was people camping
That's literally Tarkov
Bro, that's literally the game of Tarkov
Like to a tee that is the game of Tarkov. That is just Tarkov
camping is is is the game that we're you're playing I wanted to go over here
like literally before we even start doing anything and I wanted to I wanted
to do something and I forgot what it is that I wanted to do I already forgot
Fuck it. What do we need?
This is our game plan today chat. This is what we want right here
The royal chastis this is all we want
This is what we want in life. We already got the two hardest things which is the ficus is
We need lenses crowns crowns easy
easy. Everything on here is easy. We've got a loop. That is it. We've got to go and loop
main areas and we will get everything. We have to unlock this one first. Right? No,
we don't have to unlock that one first. We can just unlock this. I forgot. We can skip
that one. We can just unlock this one. This is the one we want, right? The one on the
top not this one not the 5x5 we want the 4x6 yeah 4x6 4x6 and we also want to
get some engines too. I need for this I need to do the motor reactor and then I
can get the engine. Alright well let's do the chases first. Let's do the chases
first. Um, we want to bring in probably probably want to bring in the cocky crab. No. Is the
cocky crab a good solo machine? I think it is. Chad, don't tell me how to pronounce it.
I will continue to pronounce it the way I'm pronouncing it.
Fuck everything and everyone.
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
What we could do is probably we go like this,
we go like this, we go like this.
And then we could go
like
this.
like this for some extra protection we're still overweight um maybe we get rid
of that and we go like this
No, we can't do that.
I mean that's still pretty good.
Well shit well fuck it's still better two-man crew and then whenever our boys join we can
just delete that and go side-to-side or I could build a little a little solo-dolo ship
real quick it's like do we want to do that our main goal is just to board motherfuckers
That's it.
I'm just going to be bored in people.
Is this nice? Right? It's pretty, it's pretty nice and fancy.
South, are you getting on soon?
I've been on a 10, okay.
I think we just rocked this for now.
We can fix it whenever we want to run, Trius.
Let's add a crew cabin on the top.
No, not added fuckballs.
No, don't exit through the desktop.
main goal is to blow up and act like I don't know nobody. That cocky crab.
Alright. Should be good for now. Let's go. We want to go with the Blitz. I'm gonna be honest. I think we just go
Blitz shotgun. We're gonna be boarding and jumping on people's ships.
Make it nice and easy on ourselves.
That's that and then we'll just go green, 40, we'll go 280's and 140.
I feel like that should be good enough.
There was some boosters, one repair, one shovel, some beans, I'm calling it a day there.
We'll bring an extra armor and an extra shotgun.
Cool.
Let's go!
Looks like a platypus.
It's a crab!
The Jaded Crab
Gonna try out the new Isle update
I'd like to I probably uh
Yeah, I'm I was gonna say I didn't try it offline, but we all know that's a lie. I
Cued into the wrong one. I just queued into
Storm dive
Full teams I'm pretty sure
Somebody fucking kill me
Somebody kill me
I'm in six man's all right. Oh
That's... that was a mistake. That was a mistake.
That was a mistake. That was a pretty big mistake. Start the day like that. Weee.
And I also have no ammo for my turrets. I really fucked myself, gentlemen.
Wow, how lucky am I? How lucky am I?
fantastic fantastic lucky boy I'm a lucky lucky lucky little man yo lucky
thanks so much for the hundred bitties man sky big pet TJ puff Dylan Chevy
Laren and Mallard they go for the subs. Oh well GGs GGs
I'm not even gonna put my cannons on because we have we don't have any ammo
So maybe people will spare us when they see we have no cannons
Probably not but hopefully
Just go to Ford Zimmer actually that's a lie. I'm gonna put I'm gonna put cannons up
We go to Ford Zimmer and hopefully get some Emma
I
Know
I'm gonna put this back here
What a joy we always see for the doors off
What a joy.
Yeah, maybe we can get an orbital and kill the entire team with an orbital.
You know? Maybe.
no no you have to bring your own cannons in so like we didn't we brought
cannons but no ammo I'm fucking stupid
I think it's early beta, right?
Is that the official title of this?
Is it early beta?
Oh, thank you, baby.
We really have to hope that this is the mines, because if this is the AI protected one, we are fucked.
Oh my gosh, and we're in squads.
Oh my god.
I don't see a tower maybe we can sneak on to it
Maybe extract can extract her in the circle mode
We won't be able to all right. We're good. It's the mines one has his best case scenario. Thank the Lord
I think it's right side of them on the stake in there.
I think we're good here.
Relax, relax, Zombis. Jesus.
I don't know why I turned this off, I'm stupid, right there.
I
Shoot us oh
What a joint they're running through the wall what what a gift what a gift
Oh, what a gift.
What a gift, what a gift, what a gift.
And we have to use our C4 to get into the fort.
What a gift.
What a gift.
Fantastic.
Thank you.
Yeah, we have no ammo for the cannon, chat forgot the ammo, definitely not my fault.
forgot it you gotta believe me grab these no lenses oh that's great news
That's fantastic news. Our chance of survival just went up tenfold.
Oh, wonderful.
Everyone else's fault by mine? 100%. That's how the world works, man.
That's how the world works.
beautiful 10 shots how about you fuck me huh some 40 ammo beautiful
another red
and a 70 which is absolutely brutal
any ease I'll say anybody all right red is good was that a smokeless or an energy
chat did anyone see?
Can I get anyone to nearby?
Beautiful
Thanks for 40. No ammo in it.
Okay, cool. We'll put this inside of the the cabin.
A little bit of ammunition and another gun.
Out!
No, nice
Give me that box
Beautiful beautiful no reds in here no reds in here
No ammo in the rusty 40. Okay. Hello out here. All right. Well, we have some things
You didn't get much ammo, but we got some actually
I'll get there
Good there. Where'd that gun go? Wait, am I forgetting a box? No.
Put that in there. Show of charges here. Well, let's get the hell out of here.
And we don't really need I mean given that we're by ourselves right now. We don't really need any more cannons than what we got
We good we good
All righty, I think we just kind of chill and circle until
Maybe hit another monument maybe
We just chill oh shit
I don't know maybe we hit stuff and sell stuff and sell might be a good one to hit
Only problem is now is that we've used up all of our
We've used up all of our what's it called
T4
server boss no you don't get to know my server man you're gonna try to come kill
me off you there it is that's what I'm wanting
You're pounding I'd be proven.
Yeah, we're covered as well, my friend.
I think we're going to be able to get to the next level.
Reload guns.
I'll loot this ship up here.
What's good boss hanging around boss?
How are you?
Oh
Let's look this shit
Yes, fuck
Okay, that's good.
Not terrible.
Nothing to dig here.
Well we have to loot these damn ships because someone, definitely not me, forgot ammo for
Literally every gun on his ship
badly
Oh, we're driving over the ship on accident
We're good
Why put two ladders on my ship at the time I thought it was a smart idea
And I just haven't fixed the dumb idea yet.
This is like the first ship I've really built.
Voss?
Yo, can I just shoot my own ship?
He thinks oh shit oh my gosh
there we go
which one is this?
one nice give me this like a very much one punchy ish huge huge huge huge huge
Nice! Okay, that was good. Very good, very good. Good morning, good morning!
Beautiful. Alright, we officially have a stack of ammo in that.
We got ammo on both of these.
And we got another C4.
Okay.
Onwards. We can defend ourselves now.
Yeah, that is true.
The second ladder has helped us with people camping our ladder and very true.
He digs spots.
It looked like it.
Back in.
Appreciate the five months, man.
The Mendoza thinking for the five months.
Hello, hello, big fan. I don't have fans. Not real. They're not real. I have community
members and homies of the channel. No fans here. They don't need to be a fan of me.
I'm just some guy on the internet. I ain't nothing special.
Stop yelling at us!
I appreciate you man. Thank you for the sub. 60 months already here. I'm getting scammed
Sam, what's up man? I think it was 60 bucks.
I don't see nothing. I don't see nothing.
God, I was checking out Hunger this morning.
The new game that came out.
I don't know man, I don't know if it's worth giving it a gander or not, I'm still undecided.
Fucking put this sand here man
Faster
Careful of those shadows. I'm keep my eyes on a swivel. I'll keep my eyes on a swivel
I'll keep my head on a swivel.
Hutch looks like the dude that absolutely destroys the bathroom in the busy bar walks
out rubbing his stomach to the line of six people waiting to go next.
I've been there, I mean, especially like those co-ed bathrooms where it's like you just lock the door
and when you walk out there's like some 50 year old woman going in, 60 year old woman, 70 year old woman going in next
next you just gotta look at her like good luck she comes out the bathroom after
you like this I've been there I've been there I've been there I've been there
she's going home and telling war stories to her grandchildren
The battle of the shits.
I think we might be able to just sneak in right here.
Do we think anyone's going to come from behind us?
I feel like this is a good spot to be.
What do you guys think?
hey this is a pretty good spot
I'm going to shoot you.
Bloop this side first.
Any green crates around?
There isn't.
Are right crates I should say?
Yeah, there is.
this real quick yonder blow up that door slow rate I mean it is too early for
six minutes maybe this is the meta chat maybe Q six hands as a solo raids are
dead loot for free until we go to extract and we get taken by a bunch of
girthy men. Eight Oracle lenses.
Shit.
Nice.
I'll just pick up just a blue revolver.
I need Leviathan.
Oh
Really hope I'm not here in an engine right now. Oh, I'm not looks good
Good.
Okay.
Oof.
Tee-too.
Docs, thank you so much for the five months.
Vowels, thank you so much for the two months.
There was a key next to the revolver?
No, it was ammo.
I think.
I think
That's a key though box key
There's something else up there probably another box key. Oh and also we need to grab the the box of Chardonnay
We didn't grab the Chardonnay at the bottom.
I loot all this just to get bodied at the end I'm going to be pissed.
good box to have gotcha just so so three spots in it and go loot this side as well
more ammo beautiful another blue armor another C4 okay I think we just bring
our ship over there I'm gonna loot the other side maybe rusty cheval
lost this shovel I need weird I don't think I need coral chunks I need weird
coral that's a little shovel so what is this need it green armor
Yeah, we'll grab the we'll grab the one yeah
No.
No!
Dammit!
Well, we accidentally queued into six vans as a solo with no ammo for our turrets.
So we've kind of taken a route that we're just looting, honestly.
We're just looting.
I think this is kind of like the little chill run to start the day.
We're trying to get the four by six.
I'm fat.
And these are the type of runs we're going to have to have to get it.
Mark!
Good morning, my guy.
Good morning!
That one says hi.
Hope your fourth was awesome.
Mark, Mandy, hello.
Good morning.
Good morning, Mark, and a YouTube chat.
Good morning, Mandy.
I appreciate the hundred man. Thank you so much. I hope you guys for the July was fantastic. Thank you for the love mark
Wait a green key at the top of the lighthouse tower, oh you guys are fucking with me a green key really actually
no shot yes I realize how rare a green key is there's a green key in this
lighthouse tower I'll take my pants off there's no way I bow all the way up on
the bench
oh my god these staircases
box game not a green key but I mean you were you were somewhat right you're
somewhat right what kind of drop I'm not coming back up here shock I'm off okay
Oh my gosh I forgot a ficus no way honestly you thinking about the key
saved me kind of for the ficus nice
Well, you know, that's huge, it comes.
Alrighty, turn the engine on, we'll creep over near the garage, grab whatever there,
and then extract.
That's our game plan.
Not bad loot here.
X on the barrels? Wrong game, wrong game.
Not a bad run at all.
All right, let's go loot this building real quick yonder
Nice
Nice huge
There's a
Tract crate in there. I want nothing to do with I want absolutely nothing to do with that track straight
By 25 dollar
I'm here fifth of July morning watching this fatty get his grubby small hands full of six men's happy loot
Fighting the sobered up beer post effects. I'm gonna be fighting in the bathroom all day
Yeah
Son of a bitch
Storm should be closing in here shortly.
of
the
death of
death of
death of
death of
death of
I am a little bit nervous.
I am a little bit afraid right now.
Everybody shut up, damn it!
Don't freaking me out, man!
Another sardine box.
Nice.
Ass.
ass
Oh, not terrible
Not really in need of the sardines you already have so many of them
All righty, I think we're good.
Talk to Sardines.
Actually, he barked pretty well.
He can grab him.
Might as well.
Make him a little bit of extra cash money.
We can't turn down food, hutch.
Why you saying that, huh?
Are you saying that?
That
Was this extract that
Wait, bruh. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's no fucking way, right?
Is this- is this a dreadnought? Don't tell me this is a dreadnought.
Cause I will be greedy and lose everything.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12, 13, oh, no.
I think this is red dot 13 POI is mean you have a chance at a dread knot basically if
it's over 13 there's no chance and if it's under 13 typically you're landing on a POI
The reason why that matters is the Dreadnought acts as a secret POI, not 13, it's 14, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, okay we're good.
The Dreadnought acts as a POI, so whenever the Dreadnought is up, one less POI is on the map, hence why there's only 13.
There's 14 POIs on the map, but not typically isn't in the raid
because there's already matched POIs on.
The more you know.
No, that's not a, that's a design full information. I'm just regurgitating it.
Don't think I'm smart enough.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get out of here and pray and hope that we're not getting camped on a six-metre.
Pretty pretty pretty.
Pretty pretty.
the red boost. It doesn't matter how fast I'm moving if someone's already there big dog.
If we spawn closer then I would but I'm saving the red for a getaway. Not for a get too.
I'm actively looking for some Mr. Chinese. I'm just not seeing any under the two months man
and
I don't know.
My costume. I don't really got one.
I'm a floater.
I'd have to say if it's for basketball, big blue, go Kentucky, if it's for pretty much
everything else, it would probably be FSU because my brother went to FSU, my wife went
to FSU.
I didn't go to college, I skipped college.
My dumb ass going to college, who are we kidding?
There's one right there.
Uh, what was that?
Don't see that.
I don't know who that's at.
I hope it's in there.
Absolutely terrible.
You're only like 30.
What the fuck, brother?
I am 27.
I'm not 30, bro.
Chad, do I really look that old?
Oh, everyone's losing their mind, I guess I do.
47 maybe okay all right okay
Okay, I'll be right back.
Okay, got everything we need.
I
Think this guy's gonna want to smoke my booty cheeks
He's kind of like just can't be extract. Oh, maybe not
And there's like a little line to get out maybe
What's that noise
Oh
Pro is aging like milk so fuck no man
Yeah, I see too
multiple on this ship
fuck him well it's not it's one two three of four people
It'll change your minds.
Oh my gosh, you're gonna see my ficus.
I have my ficus.
Honestly, am I delusional, whenever I say I think I could take him?
Yes?
What's that noise?
What's that noise?
One, two, three, four.
just killed his boy
make sure they all hit this
let's see four people hit those zips
oh yeah I could have taken them they don't even know they need to jump off this
might kill themselves. Yeah, he killed his buddy and his buddy can't lose his body now.
I think they're both gonna die. If they both die, we're going up and we're stealing everything.
Oh my gosh, they have no idea.
One's gone.
Oh, he lived.
He's gone.
The other one never got off.
He's still up there.
There he goes.
I think one still might be here as well well there they can't just jump in
because I'm gonna hear an explosion.
No they would have to fix the gun play in order for there to be a knock system in this
game.
People already respawn pretty fast, I don't think there needs to be a knock.
Okay, go grab the fight, this actually.
I don't think there's any bodies here, I didn't see him fall, I think he got flung to another
world or it was just like the body bug where he was standing, oh, never mind.
Yeah, they were fucking poor.
We could have, I think we could have taken him.
Hey, we're poor as poor kids.
All right, let's make sure we got all this stuff up on shelves.
That's good here, everything's on the shelf, everything's on the shelf.
That's all good here.
Honestly, not a bad run.
We got a couple Reds, we got a Phykes, we didn't do bad for ourselves, gentlemen, at
all.
Especially on a run where we just queued into squads as a solo, if we're making it out with
Reds and Loot, shit, bro, I'll take it any day of the week.
i didn't mean to i was just i'm hungover and i was just clicking buttons trying to play the game
the truth you passed out in peter pants
i heard peeing your pants was cool
if peeing your pants is cool
i forgot what that old woman says if peeing your pants is cool
I'm Miles Davis. 50k not bad. We got plus five blue armors. Holy shit.
I'm Miles Davis. Alright let's go in. Let's make sure we go into a solo this time huh.
safe all right here's the game plan here's the game plan our game plan is
as we are gonna try if we can we're gonna loot up a little bit but we're just
going to be taking ships and extracting the ships late into the game. So once we leave,
we're going to camp the extract, try and steal someone's ship, leave with their ship, go
to the next POI, and continue over and over and over again that process. That's what we
want. That's the goal, is to do that. Now will that happen? I don't know, we're going
see but that's the goal we have so many red spots I need to actually clear this
shit what do I sell what do I sell I never use revolvers hit registers too
bad we'll sell a stack of those we'll sell the rusty we'll sell radio beacon
box we'll keep you have a seat that doesn't help me which do I need these
radio beacons for unlocks in my blueprints? Is that a thing? Or is that just straight cash cheddar?
No, I don't. Okay, so we sell all of our radio beacons.
Chardonnay we will need, correct? What about canned sea deer?
need that I need the portable safes as well I don't think I need three stacks of
Chardonnay sell one one group of Chardonnay we need the black boxes we're
Throw off these, sell the green armors, sell these, sell these, keep crystals, sell this
revolver, uh, we'll sell this extra one, sell this for now.
Okay, we're good now.
We're good now, we're good now.
Alright.
Boom.
boom, boom, slug shots, we don't want no slug shots, give us that bug shot bro
bullets ain't going where we're shooting them anyways, fuck a slug
there's that, there's that, continue, extra armor, extra gun, extra gun, actually
will just take a shotty. We'll take some extra meds. Extra meds, shovel shore,
we need shore. C4 can't have enough of it. Repair gate can't have enough of them.
Modified energy rod? No, we'll save that for trios. More sketchy fights and trios.
Let's make sure we bring ammo this time.
Oops.
Grab all that.
We're going to be boarding like crazy, so I'm not really too worried about that.
We're going to bring a 40 and 280s.
One for the back, one for the front, one for the side.
We got a good 40 ammo.
We got a good 80 ammo.
I think we're ready.
Okay, I'm missing anything. Are we all good?
It's because funds, whenever you're queuing in,
you are queuing in to a different server every time.
You have to make sure you're on the same server every time you queue in.
So if you queue on NA West and in the next day, when you launch the game,
you're on NA East.
That's a completely different character on NA East than what was on NA West.
Now chat, here's the question. Do we go voyage?
I think we go storm diver so we can just camp extracts, right?
Okay, let's do it.
I'm going to go back to my room and see what's going on.
They don't they don't explain it to a goopa. They don't explain it to a goopa. Yeah, what's up, baby?
You do like the street
Yeah, Cam, have you been playing this game or no?
Yo what the fuck?
Wait, what the fuck?
Oh, they put this guy right next to me.
No way!
Well, this fight just got 45 minutes longer.
It's honestly a great plan by him just to ram into my ass.
I also didn't bring boosts, he just gets away for free.
of
death
of
death
of
death
Not good.
The hell is that thing?
What's a fork?
Yeah, I done messed up a a wrong
Yeah, he definitely has boosts might be worth maybe peeling off and going somewhere else
And this guy is literally running into the damn storm. It's cut right
Where are you going big Ross
It should be coming right out here in a second.
f**k is that?
how's that a mess?
f**k gone?
f**k it gone!
He just walks right past me, bro, like I don't exist.
It just keeps on trucking.
Running is so good in this game because trying to shoot somebody while you're
going over these sand dunes is fucking impossible.
Like it is the worst shit ever.
Going over the bumps and your cannons just go to fucking
China.
So brutal.
What's in this box?
She's shocking emma.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Yeah, I was thinking to set my aim up.
worth it brother. Can't get as late to save my life.
See you later, I'll see you later.
Have you got to fight someone who actually wants to fight? I'll just run away.
Oh, that's fucking fantastic, okay?
Um, maybe we go to Istra, for Istra.
Maybe these guys are about to fight, actually.
Yeah, they are.
We got their part of this.
Oh yeah they are.
See you later, pussy!
I don't know where that shot went.
The roundabout of these guys are hitting them with a 40.
Whoa!
I just...
I feel like you shot his, Jim!
All right, I'll get you when he starts to slam it up.
I
Definitely not
Yeah, definitely legit right for sure
very sure legit no doubt guys just coveted the raid spamming Chinese music
get fucking more than me that makes sense
keep chasing after these guys
I don't know if I'm standing here, there's a mobile, I'm waiting!
There's nobody wants to fight me!
Wow, somebody shoot me, man!
I can't hit a light to save my life.
I
I hate I hate solos. I'm not built for this shit. The control of my vehicle while also
trying to board ship but also trying to kill a guy with the music it's awful.
This is terrible.
I'm terrible.
Go get them, Enrique.
I mean, I'm at the point now, but I don't even want to shoot cannon.
I think I'm just gonna board and take over ships.
They kill my ship, they kill it.
I don't even think it's worth shooting cannons anymore.
We just take ships and we see four and we do that way.
Yeah, true. Hey, us against the world, bro. Us against the world. Me and you.
Fuck everybody!
Smoke the large one first!
Wait is that a hutch? What hutch?
Take his legs!
I'ma go board!
of
the
home
I don't even know how to say that.
We're good!
What up?
We're good. I was telling you to blow it up.
Shit.
It might be on my ship, to be honest.
Augh!
Oh, beams.
Did you hit the hook?
Yeah, absolutely.
That's all yours, I'm just gonna repair my, uh, my shit.
Where'd it go?
That's all good.
No.
Oh, no, no.
That's all good.
Enrique!
Why would you see four like that?
Did you not just witness me running around like a chicken with my head cut off trying to kill Enrique and that guy?
Another ship coming in behind!
Enrique!
I can't see shit.
Yo, there's another ship. I wouldn't worry about Enrique. I think there's a ship directly in front of us.
I don't think they, I'm, I don't think I need them on the foot.
Oh yeah.
Do I have any more C4?
I think I might actually.
I
See blow up over here
I don't know
All righty, I think we go to
Fort Tarnapal if we see our homie
I think I'll recognize that
Yeah, I recognize that bill you see our homie
What you know? I
Don't think we have any boosters. Let me go grab my more C4
Yeah, I'm on that vibe of
Bro fuck shit fighting with in solos. It's just a board C4 take the ship to juice
That's all it is for me now
Trying to like move it around while shooting them
Take legs, board, fill them. Easy. That's simple.
Captain's all closed.
Enrique!
Shut up, Taylor!
I was hungover, huh?
Oh, dude, my stomach's on fire.
It's a good- It's a good fire.
It's a good fire.
I had a good day yesterday.
It wasn't too bad.
We've got a good one.
Build a boarding ship. Do we
build our own giraffe?
Build a ship with like a massive,
Looks like people are fighting in the kick chat.
Basically, just a normal day over there.
Just waiting for a slur to be slung.
Oh yeah, the Banning Pussy Channel, LOL, y'all enjoy your safe space pussies.
His name is, uh, I kid you guys want to know that guy's name.
His name is Theory is a Cuck.
Shit.
Wow.
Alright.
Definitely a functional human being and not retarded for sure.
No doubt, right?
No.
He's for sure fully functional and just a normal guy.
No doubt.
Honestly, on my model, no.
I wonder what favorite flavor of crayon this is.
Green, yeah, makes sense, green's pretty good.
ass, ass and tatus, that's grenade though.
Ah
Keep on moving
Who's that bought hopefully they will have some chill charges not show charges sorry some a gasoline
Your cells
Any plans to get back to League of Legends? I love League, that's my off-stream grind.
I'm currently Plat 2 on League. I've lost my last few, I was on a heater bro.
I probably won like 20 plus games in a row. I hit Plat and went from Plat to Plat 2 in two days.
My last couple of games have been pretty bad though. I haven't been playing super well.
And I think out of my last three losses all three of them were people playing the new character on the other team and
absolutely
Thumping whoever they were playing against and they just made the game unplayable with them
Yeah, I agree. I think it's just new character bullshit. People don't know how to play against
them. The people who are typically playing that character are either A throwing or B
carry and I've just ran into the carry so far. This might already be looted.
Plat 2 bullshit! I will show you.
Hey look, 5-2.
My last 5-2, that was a terrible game.
I had a, like I said, this guy was just absolutely thumping, terrible game.
And I've had a bad couple, but look, this is my climb to plot right here.
Look at all this.
Just absolutely slamming.
slamming. Oh.
Lock in. Jungle main yet. I'm gonna be honest, man. You have to, you have to main jungle if you want to climb
out of gold. I've said it before, I'm gonna say it again, gold and silver is ten times as hard as
And it's probably harder than enrolled as well.
The disparity between teammates that you get and how God-awful some of them are.
I mean, I truly think that like out of, if you play 10 games, 9 of those games, you are getting a mentally unstable psychopath.
It's crazy.
yeah but again support doesn't make a difference at that elo man like it does
but it doesn't if you have a top lane that has 19 fucking kills and you have a
jungler who isn't getting obj's it doesn't matter what you do is support
your fucking losing that's why I started playing jungle
at least on jungle I can get soul and hope that that's good enough to win I
I can slowly gank the lane maybe back to somewhat manageable or I can I can rotate
over and try and get the shut down but for the most part man it's like well
again you get those teammates it's just over if you're on support
I know you both you guys are in the stream. I'm on boarding you guys break the reactor all right
Support is like a second jungle
I mean I guess you could play like a vagar or a biker support or something like
stupid busted like that and be okay. If you're talking about like Leona or Nami
supports like that no way bro.
Yo if I can talk to you guys through stream, blue flare, blue flare in the
sky if you guys are listening.
Doesn't look like it. Okay. Sounds good
We're going right at this guy
He's not paying attention, I don't want to shoot.
Lock in!
I'm going straight for captains, fuck everything else.
It's poor guy.
He doesn't even know it's bad.
Where's his bed at?
Where's his bed?
They haven't bedded here.
Easy.
I can hear myself in your fucking voice thing!
Listen, watch my back, Crackhead!
Shit!
Watch my back
Oh, yeah, oh yes
I'm gonna call you
Philadelphia
Yo, help me taxi this stuff over here, Philadelphia, okay?
Come on, let's go.
Friendly, let's farm together, it's his name, by the way.
Not bad, not bad.
Nya!
Great game, by the way.
I'm trying to be one of the worst games during the PvP I've ever played.
the
You get for stealing my loot, dumbass?
You know, Philadelphia could have been such a good friend and teammate to me, you know?
We could have been family, you know?
He tried to steal my boxes.
piece of shits oh now he's dead here's what it is
who this ship is fast as shit the holy cow I mean it wasn't even good loot either
He just he's he's still in quarters out of my pocket. We got another ship coming in
Another ship coming in fast was he at
All right, well now we have three ships
Oh, yeah, that stream sniper is going to be in every single lobby today after I just killed
him.
No doubt.
We're going to see him in every single lobby the rest of the day, I'm calling it.
I'll give him all these guns, ah there he is, two ships, a shitty one, and a somewhat
okay one all right well let's hope that one of these boxes on the other ship in
front of us has some C4 in it it doesn't we're in kind of a shitty situation
here
turned off
I've never actually done that. How do I craft? I just walk up to the little table and you
you can craft C4? What do you need? Yeah, yeah, the bed's
yep. This guy has to have C4 in here. I mean, how he alluded
to four has to has to has to. I also yo, one of the things, and
you all can tell me if I'm crazy for wanting this. So after I
capture with one of these I wish I was able to go up to the reactor and be like
detonate or some shit like that you know like destroy reactor I don't know and it
could be like a long process I just don't have to shoot them I am crazy for
Okay
What what's the what's the bad that comes out of that though
yeah probably have people leaving right now I turn this towards my 80
oh my gosh I thought that was someone in the fucking voice counts
Okay, that's good Okay, that's good.
We need to go fix our bed real quick as well Roller back!
and
We just drive away, we don't get the box.
We want the box, it's the whole point of killing them.
Black box, it's for crafting and some other bullshit.
Alright, we got an extract right over here to the left.
But I don't think, I think he's gonna go to the one up there.
See if we have any C4 in there.
0 for one, 0 for two,
0 for three,
Over four.
Over five.
Six.
Seven.
Nada.
No C4.
Gotta bring more in.
Oh my gosh, they have two crates over there,
but I think it's two people playing together.
We have one C4 left.
I mean, we could attempt.
That's what we can do.
Okay?
You can use grenades.
Can I use grenades on doors?
Yes, how many grenades for a door?
Three grenades for a door.
Good information.
All we need is one more grenade.
Maybe they're not together. One's leaving right now.
Oh shit. Looking at the map.
Well, one ship's getting out, we can camp the second one.
Nah, just black boxes down there.
Oh!
Oh
Oh
Oh
Nice I helped us out of time and we just go around all this
pretty good on ammo, not the best, not the worst
fast as fuck, bleeeeee
That guy's leaving.
I'll be careful about getting counter ganked here.
As much as we want to do this, someone else could very much do it as well.
Where are you going?
I think he's trying to do the same thing, maybe?
Maybe not. I think he might have just went up the zip line.
How about going to the other extract?
That guy's going to the other extract?
All thanks to I think he should stop moving
Yeah, there's another another guy coming here for certain explosion multiple ships coming here, oh
Yeah, oh, yo yo yo yo yo
Coco Coco Coco Coco Coco Coco Coco Coco Coco Coco Coco Coco Coco Coco the 1c 4t grenades
Oh, yeah, see, they're fighting right over there behind us.
We killed the winner.
We got our grenades.
We got everything.
Everything's good.
We're all good.
I'm forgetting anything.
Top off our ammo.
I'm shodding.
Most important.
I think we're ready.
I think we are ready.
I don't have any more C4.
That's all we got.
Okay, we want to go over here, I think.
And we want to go on the antenna side.
All the ships are on the opposite side.
Oh, yeah, we got a ship over there we got that ship coming in fast I hope that they fight
Alright, see, but I'm gonna be right here in front of these guys, until like right here.
Locked in.
That's the goal. We're gonna steal their walker. That's the goal
Yes, so the goal is right now is we have C4 grenades. We send our walker out. They think we're leaving right and
Then we still there walker
You shooting right now
We're still fighting over there. Now he's destroying the ship. He captured that ship. He's destroying it
We want those two to fight. That's the goal.
I think this one has stuff boys. I think that's the one that we want. Obviously the
perfect world these two ships fight he's looting that boat yeah see I think we
want this one that's the one I think we want right there I think this guy has
shit if they both they're both moving slow they're gonna run into each other
this might be a perfect world
I'd love for them to fight they would open up their compartments and I can just slither
in like a leech.
got here. Got it. So that one behind has the chest, which, and he's still looting. He's
got some shit bro over there you can't see that one anymore just changed the
night. Oh, I need to check on that guy. I'll stay him on the map. Still over there. I think
if this guy comes up first, we let him go. What do you guys think? I don't think he's
He's going to have shit for us.
I think we hard focus left.
What do y'all think?
I know it's a coin flip, but you've got to think this guy has a fork chest,
which means he automatically potentially has more loot.
If you got a Fort Chest,
you probably got more than just Fort Chest.
Part of me is thinking to just run over there right now.
That's stupid.
Is that impatient?
Yeah but the problem is, is like, see now we can go to Venedig and this is out of circle,
we gotta go.
We gotta go just in case
is no idea. We're good. We're good. I got has to be now.
Here it comes.
Which one is it?
Up you guys coming.
I don't know what to do
Now we want him
I know wherever you guys are doing is not in my business you keep doing this thing
Now you got a C4 my chance over there I do
Yeah, you want to bring it over for me if you don't mind
No problem man, I'm just gonna call these Z-Vac and I'll be on my way.
Alright, bring that C4 out over here.
Of course, of course.
Never mind, you open up captains, I'm good.
Ah, you're jilling.
You're crazy.
Where'd he go?
Yo, what was that, is he over there now?
yeah I can hold it that I stole the ship good work you know I was trying to
debate on who's the ship I was gonna attack and I wanted to attack yours but
now you seem like a great guy so we can be cool I'm gonna head to the last
That's the X-Track, GG's!
Hell yeah man, go crazy!
I believe in you big dog!
Thanks man!
Later!
LATER DATER!
Yeah, this guy just watched me run!
Oh my god, that guy didn't catch me falling off the X-Track and dying!
Oh my god, that's so funny.
He knows what everybody's all doing over there.
I don't care, I'll leave it.
I told y'all that's who we wanted, man.
That's who we wanted I can't kill about three school like that. No way. Oh
Yeah, we haven't even checked out what we want true. I mean guys this guy's fucking poor. I'm not gonna lie
We knew he was gonna be poor when he was hitting up the ships on his way
Yeah
It's not looking good
Yeah, but see that's where we're different if I if I meet someone like that who's like you know
funny I'm not oh I'm gonna kill him as well like I don't know if you're funny and like you're like
what's up typically uh I'm not trying I'm not a scumbag like that now if he would have came over
It started blasting off row. I wouldn't hesitate I would eventually try to kill him
I think that we're probably the last two in the rain, but we'll still attract the ship,
let it go and see if one more sneaks up.
Big back, thank you so much for the team game today brother.
Josie, thank you so much for the pride.
W big back in the chat coming in with a tenor.
Appreciate you bro.
Grab my ammo back.
This might just be a luthy island angle.
Have I never put this door back on?
Oh, I never. Oh, yeah, I shot him. Oops.
Well, I mean, we might as well loot this, right?
There's a red weapon crate up there.
Evac's over here.
We're going to have to shoot whatever falls here.
Make sure it's in front of the vehicle.
only have 60 shots
Alright, I'm gonna go loot, just sink them over here.
No, you're not, you're not.
Oh, we gotta go hit that extract, actually.
We gotta go hit the extract, or we're gonna die.
Hello.
Hello.
Excuse me.
we might die no matter what actually potentially are you fucking kidding me
Oh now the storm's moving out we're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
I just got this ship!
This is a RENTAL!
This is a RENTAL, man!
Come on!
I
Green
Nothing
Nothing
Oh
Seven read what shelves are broken now shelves are fine. It's just captain's is broken
excuse me excuse me excuse me so impolite
oh shit y'all were right fuck whatever
What do we lose two cans of beans?
Shit well lost a lot more two cans beans now
The orbital let's see if we got the orbital that's what we're looking for the orbital
Who's this
I'm honestly down to try it I was thinking about trying it today I have it yet let me
see here. How do I, how do I, where do I go to get access to it?
you love the game because it's called hunger okay all right also we didn't get to see if
we got the orbital did we get the orbital oh my gosh you guys were right we lost the
orbital fuck damn it you got to be
You're shittin' me!
Ohhh!
Let me see. Where do we, where can we go to contact?
Is it like quatter?
Ask clean?
I mean, it's like once you kind of know the game enough, you know what I mean?
I already saw some shoes that Halbert with the same movement instantly thought that that
was the same game I watched so far.
Yeah, man, it's wild.
It's wild.
It's pointless to show a perk when there's a perk that cancels headshot multiple damage
in an RPG game not Tarkov.
Well, I mean you can have a sound cue for that though, it's a thing, it doesn't need to have
a visual identifier but you know if somebody has that perk and you shoot him in the head
you can get a sound that plays a hit feedback for you and it basically lifts you up like
oh he's got Iron Dome instead of a ding, ding it's like dong, it plays a different sound.
So as soon as you land that headshot you're like oh he has Iron Dome aiming at the head
as pointless.
Obviously, there doesn't need to be a visual indicator for it, but there needs to be some kind of feedback for you as the player to understand what's going on.
Because literally yesterday, a player in my chat was telling me, you caught a dude with a legendary helmet on that literally does the same exact thing.
It reduces the amount of headshot damage you take by 100% at a multiplayer.
And he shot the guy in the head thinking he was one-tapping, because he had like a Lewis spell, one of the highest damage damage in the game.
And he's like, what the fuck, the guy didn't die.
and then he shot him again and shot him again and he killed him
and then he went up and looted his body
and then he saw the legendary helmet in his inventory
and he's like, oh, that's why that guy didn't die
you know, there's no way for him to understand and approach that situation
as a player, by knowing what he's going to get himself into
and again, I think that level of agency in these types of games is especially super important
you know, you shouldn't be able to go in blind and not be able to gauge your opponent
you know what I mean?
and like sure, you could argue you could gauge based on cosmetics or the backtrack, sure
But that's not a like if that's not a guarantee, you know, some guy literally couldn't be wearing the most dummy. Yes
Hello
How you find a hunger so far what's your favorite thing about it
I'm willing and able
Jesus Christ bro chill out. What level are you?
Look this one 31 moves the other one 72.
Yeah, you're pretty mean to us.
Jesus Christ.
Holy crap my ears man.
Dude, I don't know everybody's VoIP in this game is absolutely Giga fucking cooked for me.
My guy's got 90 hours in the test so far, but holy shit my guy's fucking gaming.
Was that Psycho Ghost?
I know ya.
Dude, his mic was cooked.
Jesus Christ. Chad, let me know if you're a response.
Holy fuck it.
Let me know if you're a response. I'm in the Good Fun Corp Discord.
Now, how do I ask for access?
Socials, roles, announcements.
That's all I see right now.
I'm getting done on Walt. It is what it is. The dog eat dog world.
talking dog world, go to announcements. Getting started. YouTube. Please share a wishlist hunger
on steam. I don't see it. NDA there's NDAs. TT announcement. Boss. Oh, apply for a tech
test. Oh, I think one of them's in here. I just got I just got put in the content creator
news and content creator. Hello. Anyway, I can get access please. I won't be scumbag.
be possibly.
Someone said, Hey, are you in here?
I think one of them is here.
Denied.
How do you know?
Wait, do I gotta check my email?
Tell Stroud, I'm working on getting access right now.
I haven't gotten an email
It took Shroud two days to get it?
Oh bro, GG's in the fucking chat bro, we ain't getting it.
No way we're getting it.
GGs.
Yeah, I know. Two days for shroud is gonna take me a week and a half.
Got you fam, check email. Yes, they responded!
hold on wait a minute we got motion we got motion I repeat we got motion
shit
Shit! Complete your profile.
Fuck! I put South America again! What is wrong with me?
Fuck.
Bald.
I'm almost in.
Okay, that should be good.
Let me see, old steam hunger hunger play test bang.
We're in. We're in.
Nice.
Chat, you guys think we're going to be the best ever to play this game or what?
I think we got a chance.
No.
You look like the fat mobs in the game.
Hot.
Are they sexy at least or are they good looking or are they.
Okay, let me get trout.
Let me get Trab.
I got access downloading now.
I know all the animations seem so AI.
Well, they're probably just really basic placeholders.
Or their basic on purpose.
To not overcomplicate things, you know?
Yeah, the basic overcomplicate things.
I need to check my stash.
Oh!
Oh, you start with nothing.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, that's real good.
Where are you?
Hello.
Gav!
You start with literally nothing?
Zero items?
That looked like Gav on the 4th of July.
Y'all should have seen his outfit.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Miles, will you change categories?
Oh, I'm gonna beat some ass.
I might not even use a weapon.
I don't think I'm gonna need to.
Give me a hammer and let me free.
See, see, see.
Start beating the shit out of people.
Just use your belly hot my belly a hammer is a weapon you dumbass
Don't tell anyone with blue hair that they'll probably try and get him banned.
Okay, relax.
Gosh.
Especially Ninja.
Especially Ninja.
God, you're fat.
Okay.
Especially, ninja.
God, you're fat. Okay.
Yo, bro, you can't- you-
What's your first message in here, man?
That's not how you introduce yourself.
You piece of shit.
Don't even know me, man. You just come in here and call me fat off the rip.
They're hoping I'll run into you in this game
I don't look that bad
How do you fuck
I'm hungry
No
Don't say, of course, no shit, y'all ain't funny, y'all ain't that funny.
downloading. It's 88%. Is that the sub count or the daily calorie count? All right. All right.
I don't think small on Hutch is his penis.
All right, bad everybody!
How did it slander?
I'm loading the game, everyone, shut the fuck up!
God!
Get me all riled up over here!
Uh-huh.
How are you?
I shut up, pay attention, not the way this is history.
This is how I get it, mom! This is my life!
Liberty, equality, fraternity, or death.
I'm not hungry anymore. That's a lie. I can still eat.
We knew that before the bacteria vented the towns and cities, before the herds were driven
and houses burned so hot for the stone content
before the old water died.
Mary!
And now you have gone.
And you think with you and you
what you too possessed the same bloodshed
I suspect we shall soon find out.
What the fuck just happened?
all in Spanish? Oh no! Don't tell me the game's in Spanish! Okay, we're okay.
Do we do the tutorial? Is Shroud, you guys said Shroud's waiting on me? Alright,
I fucked a tutorial then!
Fucked a tutorial!
Hello?
Yo.
I'm entering the game. Fucked a tutorial.
What are you playing?
Yeah, no, you don't need it.
I chose uh...
Gabriel, I believe.
Gabriel? Okay.
There's something basic.
Uh, that auto guy seemed pretty good.
There's armor plates for you and the boys?
It's a pretty good pool.
I like this hat.
I didn't even read what he does.
There she stands, 11 centuries of stone against the tide.
Atras and Tower rising where the world has fallen.
Ancestral seat of the Marquis.
Now the last vertical town in the world.
And one of the few the hunger has not claimed.
Within those walls gathers a new order.
Yeah!
And the strict hierarchy decides.
Each run of the shadow earned, never given.
Soldiers, traders, there he is.
And those who outlive the old world climb its heights,
step by step, for safety, for coin, for favor.
That chocolate?
But first, you make your descent here.
And your life within those walls
It begins the moment you touch ground.
I'm running a really just grey kit right now,
because I don't know what the heck is going on in this game,
so you probably do it, do the same shit.
Alright, we're gonna get boxed.
We're gonna learn together.
Give me a hammer or a sword and let me start fucking.
There's melee in this game, right?
Yeah, I think melee is really good.
You can do like a full melee build, I guess.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
I turned them down. I turned them back.
Once you get to the main city, you gotta accept the quest,
they gotta talk to a bunch of people, and then they give you more quests,
and then they give you loot and your stash, and then you can get started.
All right, sounds good.
I gotta... I gotta find a way to play you.
Someone's beating their meat viciously right now. I don't know what that noise is.
I don't need to rate any of this let me in there oh sensitivity is too high
Maxfield of you always on these games there it is there that demon is motion
Glower is a scam!
Hey, what's going on?
of
what she's saying
Don't say it.
Gav!
What's up, dude?
Okay.
Oh, you want to talk to me again?
No problem. What's going on?
Oh, you don't want to talk to me. Okay.
Wait, who's that?
Talk to Lewis!
Lewis?
I'm gonna invite you. Where's the button?
Oh, down here.
Lewis!
Oh, there it is.
Get that invite.
Shit.
I'm in!
Nice.
Oh!
I didn't say that! The Chattie!
Where are we?
Chateau?
Uh... Chateau? I believe?
What? No, there's no O in that word. No way it's that.
Chateau?
Chateau!
Like Gato?
Like Gato?
Like Gato?
You know what that though is no what the hell is a good toe I
Think I think that's a cat. I remember directly. Is that French?
Yeah, we we French right?
Take a little bit myself. I
Gotta talk to Pirro
Yeah, you gotta talk to the stash person. I think you have like this person over here
Yo, can I be honest with you?
I feel like if we went back in time, you just try to look like you, bro.
Oh my god, Gato is Spanish.
Gato is cake.
Oh, wee-wee.
Oh my god.
C-senior.
In French.
C-senior.
C-senior.
All right.
you
Return to Alois uh you with pleasure okay back to the yeah, yeah back to the main person
Yeah
And then she's gonna give you a bunch of stuff and then you're gonna get a bunch of quests
Yeah, you gotta go talk to you gotta go talk to pretty much the same people you talk to again to get quest
Oh, wow, I got a good amount of stuff
I think the same people should have the same quest, this guy again should have one, a potion
dude, and then the person over here at this tent, and then the person at the stash, shit!
of
all right
i got this guy
all this guy this guy this guy
and then go go to your stash and get some items get like basic gray shit
How do you, uh, um, this guy's the stash guy.
Oh, you have to talk to this guy to enter your stash.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right, got it.
So we're going gray armor.
Yep. Gray armor, gray bag, gray hip bag, gray medicine,
some gray bullets, and then swap the tab on the top left.
Get like a gray gun, get like a gray weapon and we'll just see what happens.
Yeah, I'm in.
Give me that.
You talking to this guy?
No.
I don't know.
Maybe?
Okay.
I'm getting a club and a snub-nosed revolver.
Who goes in a snub-nosed?
Bruh.
Have you seen...
Have you looked at this pipe?
Uh-uh.
Oh my god, caught me off guard wait, what is it was a little like I
Want you to take a peek you can pick up a quest from this guy anyway, okay?
We take right front of you whatever you're done. Yeah, yeah, I think you'll be fine
right in front of me
Right now it's your left your left right here on me. Oh get his quest, but look at his pipe in his hand
Now, Shroud, I could have a dirty mind, but that is a ceramic penis, or a bone penis, I'm
pretty sure.
No, no, no, it's a pipe.
He puts his mouth on it, and he...
Shroud, that is a penis!
I mean, it got an elbow in it, but it's definitely a penis.
different times different times different times different times i think i'm ready all right left
okay last i think last quest is this guy then we could go this guy is how we go on a run i think
oh wait uh you gotta read your maps did you do that in your stash read my math go to your stash again
yeah yeah go to your stash go to your stash there's two maps go go to your stash and then at the
bottom there's these little pieces of paper they're like one by twos or
something I'm not sure one by twos they're all one by one
okay
they're a little bigger all right and then this guy has a quest I think
I'm ready to depart let's see
moist pouch in my smash a testicular in size and shape
Let me see that.
Relax.
We got a little ball sack sash in there.
That's sick.
OK, this guy's the guy where you'd ready up.
Yep, perfect, perfect, perfect.
And now we, yeah, we just figured out, hutch.
Just a lot of dick and balls going on, Mike.
What do you get?
What do you invite me to play today?
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Tell me something?
What's going on in here?
crazy dude they also call the game hunger
I'm gonna beat someones ass with this club
if you look sick right check out my hat this is like you're building real life
to
Am I looking for teeth at least?
No
You think we can lead what I'm doing into an alleyway and rob them
100% yo if I was alive during this time I'd rob everybody. There's no cameras. Yeah, you
Yeah, you'd be a monster. Oh, dude, I've thrived. I
Would be pretty I would struggle with the food part though. They don't got no Doritos
I mean they fight who knows yeah, probably had Doritos at their time they're shaking the feet and monster
Okay, so now what yeah, I'm not too sure
All right
Jesus is that long day to reload
I was just gonna say, give me 30 minutes of reloading my gun.
What the hell is that up there?
Oh yeah, you didn't do the drills, you didn't do the monsters.
Yeah, I got this back.
Yeah, I'll take care of this.
You sit back and relax.
Is there stamina?
Yeah, you're a little bar.
Yeah.
This guy here, too, you'll bleed.
I'm in.
Yeah, yeah, pretty good.
Do you have a loot?
Oh, he does have a loot.
He has a little hand.
You deserve it.
You did all the work.
My man.
And a note.
Okay.
Oh yeah, I'm bleeding.
How the hell do I stop this?
Uh, yeah, you got that. I don't know if it's off bleeding, but that is a healing pot.
Alright.
Oh god, this guy blows up. Should I shoot him?
Shoot him, guys.
Nice.
The sound effects in the background are kinda good. You can hear people shooting their muskets.
Oh, is that a musket shot?
There's poison takes.
Yeah.
There's poison takes forever to go away.
As you do. Oh, what you got back there copper coin 14 of them friends you could as you could fit there
Fuck Mike. I can fit there. Which is just because you're so tall
Loops this real quick see what's in here
I don't know what that is, but it's purple
Got another testicular pouch
Love that I got some flower my little shoddy back home
This this reminds me punch out on whatever's going on right now
All these damn bushes
Yeah, at least it isn't like Tarkov. We hit this bush. It's gonna take us 15 minutes to get out of that bush
The box game looks insane
This map tell us like where these spots are let's see oh my god
Not really good not at all actually but I'm gonna go in here cuz this place looks cool
Oh, sorry about that, fuck that log.
You're good.
Oh yeah, this isn't creepy at all.
Oh what the fuck is that?
What happened?
What did you see?
It's coming, it's coming.
It's coming.
Is it coming?
Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh
Dude he did so much
Oh my
Let's try to fight some people we can handle
born oh my god that's all of my healing
potion does just that
all right so five people just want to find a player I guess I don't know all
right let's do it what is that mark on our left in the road
I'm
Don't be oh
Okay, the blue thing is an extract so the first one's already open pretty far away
We gotta find a place that gives us meds because I feel like we're gonna be taking a lot of damage
Yeah, so I think that feeling is correct
Yeah. Shit.
The hell is that?
Above you. I think it's just like a hunt showdown like a horse.
Shut it up! Shut it up! Shut up! Shut up, Robin! Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
here? What was the point of going in here?
I was too sure.
Someone's outside. No? Am I hearing? Am I
crazy? Am I not hearing someone northwest?
I have no idea. Maybe that's you. Maybe maybe you're so big you just
make like double the audio. Two sets. Tall, tall.
emphasis on tall not wide sorry possibly I'll give you a possibly I think it was
you I think in the perimeter it's looking clear oh not so clear which I'm doing a
a large chest.
A drug.
Shit.
Are you sure?
Yep, didn't go well. He tanked it.
Give me 15 minutes, I'm gonna reload this.
He doesn't care about the gun. He does not care about the gun.
Melee, it looks like it's king, huh?
Wow.
Oh, oh.
Go fight these guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, the club takes about 30 minutes to land.
I start swinging this thing, it's coming from North Carolina to South and I don't know how much damage it's doing.
It doesn't seem like a lot.
I mean, it is a great club.
true very true oh they're like right up here
what are headshots do anything extra oh right for sure you get the you get the
double hit markers to my armor plates gone I have scissors I don't have
scissors are they inside here
I don't think they're in here, but it is very noisy
Right, oh no, what do you see? I don't see nothing. I don't see nothing
Paying the tents maybe no shit
But yeah, yeah there I hit one
Oh, okay, we got problems. Yeah, I'm dropping I'm dropping I'm dropping
There we go just take three to five business days to reload I'm reloaded I'm going in
It's good we did some damage you guys are probably just as far as we are
Bitch
I'm gonna see if I get a head angle here see if this works. I'm in there. I'm in here like
There was a there was a trap at the door my legs have been blown off my body
Yeah, I'm gonna stay on the outside to try to pick them off with my oh
Shit, there's a bomb guy. Oh, dude. It's not good way. I can just go in here. I'm drinking dirty water
I
Will we win our first fight find out I can't even hear you think they ran away. I think they ran. I think they ran
I'm in there. I'm in there
of
looking out the trees
and it is dead guy right here
though this area
but i got
i got a feeling about leaving my head
blasted right now
i see a chest i'm trying to leave it
It would have ran out this way somewhere, so...
Yeah.
I was with that guy on here, or it might be AI, I don't know.
I'm with you.
Dude, they're in the bush, they're probably in the bushes.
Yeah, they are, yeah they are.
He's got his head cut off.
I am on edge.
Yeah, I mean, the feeling of the game is definitely crazy.
I'm a little nervous.
I guess we'll just keep going towards extractor yeah, maybe you have a lot of back-back space. No
and I have no more meds
Yeah
I
What what what I don't know. I don't know
No idea
Honestly, they probably just ran to extract that would be yeah, they probably dipped kid for sure. Yeah
shoot it so far away okay
I wonder how many people are in a lobby I don't know
with the game's pacing there can't be
8 to 15
oh oh oh I don't like crouching crouching
behind this uh find the the close
on it I'm ready
you ready shoot you ready shoot that's nope that's a little guy
that's a little guy I'm sorry that's not a nope it's the guy that
Yep, I'll get a smite this right off a bitch.
That'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen.
Can I go through here?
I can.
All righty, I like the fact that you can go through these trees,
unlike Hunt.
That's nice.
We want to loot this cottage.
Are you honestly obeying as well?
Oh yeah, there's our balloon. I think that's our extract right there.
Does that mean only one person could take it?
Oh no.
Open him.
I'm going to close this behind us.
I don't know what is good and what's bad. I'm just gonna go off colors. Yeah me me as well
I got a moldy baguette
Well keep this moldy baguette
Most people wind us.
Yep.
It is so dark in here.
Oh my, where am I?
I can't see anything.
I found an apple pie. Very good. 30 minute buff.
nice I can't see nothing
oh you want to go push it that's close I think it's up like that tank that we
past yeah we could set up for him we got it yeah we could we could set up for
him or we could what we got to lose all I got is some wine that's all I do it
thing I possess right now. I popped the buff that uh, ooh an armor plate. Ooh ooh. Ooh ooh.
What are these things? Oh hell yeah. Are they you? I don't know. It's me. Oh. What happened?
All right
There's holding left like the game still thought I was holding left quick. Oh, yeah
That's Bob
All right, I'm gonna go look for these guys. Yeah, I'm on my way over. I already forgot where we heard the shots from
Somewhere in our class. Oh
Oh, okay, that's the edge of the map. Got it.
I think. Anyway.
Oh, there's specific lighting settings? Got it.
I don't...
see anything.
I
See nothing good cobs good cobs. Yeah, I
Almost feel like these guys never left that area. Yeah, they were just like in the trees hiding
How's he shit
I miss I miss I miss I miss cold red cold red cold red cold red
All right three to five business days and look I'm rotating right I see him behind the wall
Blue marker they just tapped me all right
Good luck, Trout.
That's good.
Hold on, I'm reloading.
I don't want to talk.
I'm breaking their armor. That's all I'm doing.
He's walking at you, playing a violin, I think.
Nope, he's reloading.
He's a bard?
I don't know.
They're rotating back.
I'm in the bushes. I'm in the bushes.
Yeah.
Oh, they better heal it.
Oh.
I'm here.
Oh, yeah, got you.
Put it up, put it up, put it up.
Oh, I'm standing up slowly in the bush.
Uh-oh.
They're behind the head.
No!
Why am I standing up?
Oh.
Good luck.
Ugh.
Oh!
You got him!
Wait it!
Oh shit!
I'll reload then.
Alright, let's play this game.
fucking I'll reload then okay all right I have the high ground Anakin oh I miss oh
Oh
Fuck it
I don't think so you're just dead. I think I'm dead. I think I'm dead. I
Was slowly standing up
Gathering information right before I was shot in my face again
Hey, good to know good stuff. I had a couple frog legs. Yeah
I feel like I'm just gonna end up dying.
Well, you're close to the extract.
But that's alright.
I don't know what is worth what.
All right, I'm just gonna let you know this the spectator cam not the greatest not the greatest
Oh just right in the open up
Love that
It's a nice bush I need to make sure chat don't have armor next time try hitting T
nothing yes sword drag head sure oh my god he's got a new game called hunger it
just started their play test a couple days ago
so are you speculating first person or third person third person but it's not
Like an aerial view above you. It's like I'm looking dead center of your backpack
And I can't move it in any way which I guess isn't terrible
Oh, I can press a snare removes all the stuff from the screen
These guys lost with greens crazy
I
Here
Good clutch. Oh, you run. Oh, you run faster with nothing out that makes sense
Hold on
Why is it called hunger might as well be called hutch IRL okay
Alright then. That'll happen. That'll happen to the best of us.
Two game, Hutch is dead, seems accurate.
I, uh,
Bad luck.
I saved Shroud's life.
That's what happened.
I'm a hero.
I got this.
Shake him!
I got this.
There's two of them.
Maybe I can just walk past?
Damn!
I need a drink this.
They had green potions and everything.
Holy.
Yeah.
They were, they were looking good.
They should not have lost that fight.
We're out of here.
Is this the same extract for everybody? Am I going to get murdered?
I don't know!
I just hit F, so I have to wait? I have to wait.
I'm assuming the extracts are personalized. I doubt everyone goes for the same one, that
seems unlikely.
I just got told yes, same extract for everyone.
That is crazy.
hahahaha
alright
if people can take the extract with with opposing teams as well
nice
hey good first raid
alright well
at least one of us lived
there it is
all good
nice timeline
did you get experience even though you died at least
I did! I got 120!
Oh no.
Oh no, I lied. I lied completely. It's 977.
Okay. I'm level 2.
Level 3. That's good, that's good.
Level 4.
Level 4.
I
Wait those guys that we shot and hit
The beginning we're not the same too later
Wait what also the same group also?
I know no no
I also in kept the guy that was in there. I knocked them when I shot him
I didn't realize because I didn't know what that looks like, but according to the combat history, I knocked him, and then, yeah, we fought two completely different people.
Oh, man, okay.
Wow, all righty.
I'm Eureka here.
Hello again. Hello, Lewis. You fucking asshole.
All right.
We're wearing green.
Screw it.
Did you finish your Lewis quest or no? Because you died.
I died. I didn't finish it. I don't think.
That'll happen.
Yep.
I'm bringing in a long sword.
Oh, what?
Hey, what? Oh, my gosh. It's a two-handed sword. Never mind.
Okay, so what should I bring in? I'm guessing potions.
Okay, good bag.
We're kind of investing, huh? Shit.
Where do I- where's the-
Oh the armor's on this. How do I repair armor and raid? Do I gotta find more?
Wrong ammo.
Bus.
It's all the same you meatball.
how many rounds is this 30 no way I use all 30 right I don't got no helmet
All righty, I'm ready
So what's the best weapons in the game chat is it the swords or is it the guns?
All right, let's run it. Let's go
So we can't really use our abilities until
We get high enough level I guess so levels seem to be very important got it all right
I don't have any plans today sounds good
Time to grind oh what wait we may have a lot to passive actually I did a little dirty
You might have your passes nice, okay
You know we got some I don't know what your passive does
Repairs and armor bar every 60 seconds after armor is damaged
That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's sick and then I get my first ability at level six and my second one at nine
Oh
Bro you can get some sick skins. I wonder how you unlock these
Where do you see him?
Appearance?
Appearance.
Oh, damn.
Level 60 required, level 50 required, a little 80, oh they're all just, some of them are
levels and some are schematics.
Then you could craft one.
All their skins for guns and swords too.
That's cool.
There's cool.
Yeah, I wonder what Summit's doing. I think he would like this game.
game. Take a backpack. I have a backpack. I don't have a backpack.
I can't buy any armor plates, so once my armor's gone, it's gone. Luckily, your character,
you're chilling. Your character seems pretty good. Yeah, my character, I like it. I like
the idea behind it oh I do have a backpack shit I think once I understand
what's going on I'm obviously gonna take time very it's just a lot there's a lot
happening
I like that we can swap armor once your ability is going you max out your armor I drop mine
you pick up my we swap and then you feel the armor I like that a lot.
a few times along.
Come on here.
This game is called hunger.
Basically, this game is called hutch.
the game looks super cool man you can get a hit bag as well
he this game has like level base matchmaking system for like solo level
There's a lot of these dudes are like 30 plus. Yeah, they've been playing like crazy
Cat saying you can have a hip bag and a regular bag for more storage
Yeah, hip bag back bag and weapon bag. Oh, you have a weapon bag, dude. Do we have any of those?
One of those guys had a blue one, so I just took it
I don't know, last one was like, less than a minute.
Can we stop the queue and re-queue?
Yeah, I'm gonna try it.
There we go, I'm gonna re-queue it, that is.
I had a good food buff going, I wish it persisted through matches, because it said it lasted
for 30 minutes all that's actually magic people are just going in super hero
like they ate a can of beans and honey and they're ready to pay
what up
oh this one the bag was yours hutch you son of a bitch when the hell I get a
weapon bag you must auto equipped man I don't know oh sure we know what it does
it just lets you hold one oh you could still one more weapon I see
Our weapon bag now is ours.
I'm assuming we got to do these quests, get wine, flour, eggs, find a convoy on the bridge.
That's probably...
Yes, Chef!
Ryle chef
I'm ordering food chat. Don't don't yell at me
Don't say, of course, I'm hungry, I'm eating nothing.
I had let us in some okay, I didn't but I'm hungry again
Also, you too like the string
Look good
I don't know what happened to your eye though. They must have shot it last raid
That could be cool yo idea
You come out of like seven rage you missing an eye three fingers your toes gone
That'd be sick you start growing a beard oh
Why you got one shot by the way is he added the two-handed rifle and they hit you in the head
So I'm pretty sure it one shot headshot if you don't have a helmet
Okay, I got a rifle this time the pistol was not that way cuz I shot that dude in the head with a pistol and it didn't kill him
But also it was a little fucked up too cuz damn zombies
Are they building the the map the foundation of the raid what's what's this? Oh, okay good. We said a picture a little bit
No loading here, Zed.
our quest is on uh jack jack's bridge
all righty when you flower and wine
where's jack
might get another map or something because i know
oh you can hold too you can hold your you could uh
you could go for a swing then you could hard to cancel it which i like baby
because i know a block oh wow there's actual padding mechanics i like that a
lot yeah
Then how do you put your short away?
Are you gonna way?
I think you just take your fist out which would be like four or five
I guess if you don't know actually because what if you have what if you have stuff slotted just three four five
I'm not sure
There must be a button. I just don't know X
X
X is a classic
Nope, no X D. No C
That's a lot of a lot of bad guys
That's a lot of bad guys we ignore them
Around
Let's do it. Let's go to the north and we want to just rush players. Let's do it. Let's
smoke them. Smokes are dead. Hey, if it's only me and the lobby, we take out A, then we
loot.
Let's go.
We got up here.
I'm assuming the armor plates only work for our body.
Probably.
Okay.
Which is why I did so much damage to those guys.
I stabbed them in the head.
Oh, so multiple fires.
That's how the double hit marker.
I thought it. Yeah.
I think I just went right through the armor.
We're hunting rabbits.
I don't want to leave this chest.
I got bark.
Oh, that's a dead end, okay.
Taking me out.
So with this game being the slow, I guess the goal is to try to stalk somebody until
they're literally standing still and then just bop over.
Agreed, agreed, agreed, agreed.
Not the coin flipping.
I don't see shit.
I don't see nothing
Okay, this is where we died. All right, well you died
Well, that's my loot over here they were over here loot in my skin
I see nothing.
That shit.
Little chest.
Also definitely a little sketch fighting too, because you really are playing that live.
Oh, I got a pot.
Wine.
Yes.
And bazaar.
I don't really get wet.
and go check this this this this little building over here to the right I was
thinking I'd go to the forest where we came from the left okay just try not
see if we see him oh oh there they're boom shackalaka on my way
Oh, no, this is no way up.
Oh, that's a zombie.
Hey, Mike, scare me, scare me.
Slow down Jackie Chan.
I'm trying to keep up with you.
I think they run faster. Holy cow. You're moving
They're at the same place where we fought the other guys we shot them and
I've been seeing a lot of people fighting in these tents like when I pull up shrinks there must be good loot in there
Sounds like they're in a fight. I don't know two shots at the same time. It's kind of weird. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, they're getting murdered by zombies. I think they're shooting each other. Oh
Yeah
Nama is shocked. Oh, yeah, they're outside running around outside. Okay hit one's armor
I had one as well might have killed him. He went you killed him. I heard a scream
man I still want more up there was this big thing next to him
pushing up through the bushes
if you killed the one that's close the other one ran out yeah he's down he's
down I hear one to my right okay
oh he's in a bush he's on me
I think I killed him baby
I
Shit, I'm down. I'm down two of them down two of them down
So they were shooting at each other. Yeah
Fuck it missed
Is he full killing you that was happening? No, no, no, no, I'm okay. I'm okay
I'm scared I don't want to die here I got the fat one
I hope here I can stand it up again God, I think I hear one pushing
Be careful whenever I get up
You're fine
I'm alive
Yes!
Yes!
Kill off with your cookie heals, cookie healers
I feel like one is going to resist teammate
Maybe?
I don't know
I think I got the door
No he's still up there
You're still in the same tower.
Spamming Heels.
Oh, there's two of them.
Yeah, my armor.
You're loading?
Dude, that was the craziest aim flinch ever.
One's in the tower, one's at the bottom.
So we just killed the team on the outside.
Okay.
I'm all loaded up.
Gonna heal.
Hope that my armor repairs.
Okay, I hit this guy's armor, but I'm one.
I missed them.
One's pushing up on me. Sounds like it at least.
I'm gonna have to spam heals for a sec.
Yeah.
I'm healing full. I need a lot. Do it. Do it. That's all my heels. I see another.
I shot at you.
Oh, is it you?
That was it me?
That was it you?
I think one's
outside on me.
He snuck out.
Yeah, one's outside for sure.
I'm trying to back up a little bit.
Yeah, I'm still staring at you.
There's no one in the tower.
Okay, well.
I'm looking in the bushes.
I'm fully out of heals.
Do you need more?
I think I have the next one.
No, no, no.
just out about it shit we gotta gotta do what we're good at in LA
agreed get up on them gotta get in there yeah
I'm gonna be in these bushes I think.
I killed the one close to left in these bushes right here.
Yeah we killed one.
We killed the team on the outside and then there's just the two on the inside I think.
They still in here? I don't- I feel like they were-
They ran away. Really?
Yeah, maybe- maybe we could- No, he's still in there.
They won, broke him. That's center. That's center of the town. Yep, right?
Are you far from camp? Yeah, I bought him. I bought him.
That guy's very low.
rotating right yeah I'm gonna peak the main door now
see you later I'm gonna come back I'm like on my corner I just heard them coming
yeah I heard them you maybe could beat the same little gap got it
I'm trying to peek the same gap I looked towards my side.
I saw one right in the middle.
I'm looking.
Yeah.
One's dead in the middle of the fence behind cover.
Might just send it to happens. I'm in I'm coming to you now have another team coming in as well
Hope still inside
One's dead. I
Hatch on them. Oh, they're both there both on you. So careful. I'm really I don't know if I killed him
He missed
Chopped his head off. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I did kill the other guy nice those guys must have had deals because
Thought we just kept hitting him. Yeah, we're going down
Feels good feels good to take another man's life. Oh
Oh, yeah, they still do have heels. They might have looted those people outside
Ran our fix yeah, maybe
In game in game in game in game. Hey, no in game in game in game. Oh
My gosh, it's so much heels
My guy only had one blood bag I'm gonna check the guys with kids. Yep
Oh, yeah, the bronze key.
I don't know enough for one either.
Dude, the guys we killed on the outside, I think we're poor as hell.
Really?
Yeah, that's not looking good out here.
Extra heals though, I'm down.
There it is.
And then you said you killed the other guy in the bush in the first check.
Yup.
Oh, Jesus, what the hell.
Okay.
Hold on.
I'll find him.
Oh
Wilbur
Coming back over
My god, oh my god
You think there's more loot in the center that they didn't loot because they're busy fighting?
Oh, maybe maybe
Yeah, let's do it. We have another team that's gonna be close chat. See all that me to grab a blood bag
Yeah, I got a blood bag too. I don't know what that means just to heal right I think so
I just do it. I'll wait is your armor full by the way
Yeah, yeah, you want to take it and swap me?
Yeah, swap, swap armor. Do the tech.
There we go.
Yeah, I just don't know what to grab. I mean, I guess I drop some heals and take some medium ammo. I don't know.
Oh, the blood bag is a permanent slow heal.
Oh shit, I'll go grab that thing.
You just pop it, I guess.
What do I drop?
My whole inventory is almost green.
Oh, that's close.
Oh, it's reusable.
Is that not a shot like in here?
Am I crazy?
I didn't hear it.
I'm going to go in the tower and look around real quick.
Make sure no one's creeping up.
I don't see anything, but it's hard to see anything.
Alrighty, I took the blood bag.
Oh, I dropped.
Something to lose some chests.
Sounds good.
Oh, sweet.
Some rocks.
My inventory is pretty full, so I'm kind of like hovering around you.
Do you have good looters or just all green?
I got like keys and stuff.
You find something that needs a bronze key.
Let me know it's for basic locked chests.
Oh, a cooler job.
I got stale pierce nice
They like actual piss yeah piss stale piss
I love that.
Pine oil.
Chad, if anything is really good, please start yelling at me.
What?
Does it feel like you if you drink it?
I don't know, I should have taken a sip, just to test the waters.
Silver key, I don't have that.
The bronze key.
Alright, believe it or not, everyone in my chat is paying to take the stale piss, and that's really good actually.
Okay.
Wait, what is this pest in the middle?
It might not take a skill to do that.
This guy's big.
The first time I've heard that one.
Where are we? I don't know what to drop.
drop
what i'd like to drop for the past
but i'd like to have for the past
i was going to get a blow up
a request i'd
but i'd like to be a
The head? Fuck the head? Okay.
Alright, we hear shots, we'll go push those shots, or you wanna extract.
Um...
Well, there's a- uh-oh. There's a ward extract anyway, so let's just go.
Tore's extract, and we'll let you know.
Okay.
Gonna go out the way we can, and...
Yep.
I can't stay for this way.
Agreed, I'm looting this chest, and I'll be over there.
Hand hide over here if you want it coming
Does your armor heal up?
Yeah, it's already double double. I'm full full armor now. Yeah, that is for sure the tag
Hey good call good call on the character play good call
Well, dare I say it feels very hunt showdown, but in a good way, not in the bad ways.
What's the bad ways?
That I feel like it's so zoomed in that I'm sniffing the barrel of my gun whenever I ADS.
That's my only gripe with hunt.
It's when I like do the FOV is so zoomed in.
From what I remember at least.
i could be wrong
uh...
they changed it a little bit today so it's not
that it's not that bad anymore
they've done a lot of good shit like my my concern like i hate it that would be
in a hated
how they have used lower than stuff that they changed a lot of
that's been years and i've just feels like i want to go down
dark and darker kind of blend agreed
a hundred percent agreed i like the melee the melee school but the
directional and
I feel like if you get good at it, it could be some cool fights.
Jax saying you can load the gun that you have stowed away
and you can double click it for a fast swap and it might still be loaded.
So you get two shots.
that makes sense I have eyes on extract not really actually almost all ready
I want the night.
Oh, what does it mean? What does it mean when it's smoking?
Ready to go? Maybe. Maybe.
I saw something T-Pose on the extract and it disappeared.
Maybe they already used it, maybe they were here then they hit the extract and they're
gone.
same one and it never goes anywhere, that would make sense.
Like I said, I saw the T-Pos, so I think they might have killed something.
Dammit! Let me up!
Son of a bitch!
clearly we're not camping extracts on top of that you know
I'll play some with around to their dome
you probably could extract while crawling maybe that'd be cool
because like if they shoot you once then you go down if you get in the head and
then like you know I gotta kill you again but they're sitting there reloading
chat said red smoke means someone's inside of the 50 meters was it red smoke
I think I saw red smoke so as we were walking up I think someone was leaving
and that was the depots like we said
Man, we kind of shitted and pissed that raid up, go!
Yeah, we killed the four people.
Nice!
That's not bad.
Four people ain't bad.
Second raid, sure!
Mm-hmm.
Good raid, boys!
Good raid boys.
No, there's no laying, it's only standing and crouching, I think.
Hello.
Hello there, papa.
Oh, I just finished the quest.
Okay, so this is good information.
You do have to empty your inventory every raid.
I don't know why I would think that would be any other way or why I feel like I need
to explain that to you, who obviously probably understands how to play the game way better
than me. But, in case you are a dumbass, you're welcome. Thank you, HUD. You're welcome. You're
Welcome.
Yo, I just got a Louisville.
Two handed green sniper Louisville.
Louisville.
Oh Louisville, Kentucky.
Uncommon.
High damage, extremely low reload.
And I can only imagine how long this is going to take to reload.
Alrighty. Um, oh, I need to get rid of this.
Alright, I'm going to run.
There's three different maps by the way
Clear yeah, there's another one. That's a little foggy. Oh
That's where we do our quest we got go bridge
Let's try to do our quest this time. Let's do it. Okay the music on land jackall bridge. I'm so in
We don't that's I don't think I'm saying that right
Yeah, it sounds good to be wait actually hold on. I might have a third
Who's the third?
Ah, Thu, have you ever played with Thu?
Haven't played with Thu.
Big uh, milsim guy.
Cool.
Let me see him, let me see him, let me see him.
I don't think they're out.
I don't think they're out.
Oh, shit.
Is this-
I'm gonna be honest, he asked me to play- I forgot he asked me to play, and then I
I was too involved, forgot that we played two extra games, you might even be gone, I don't know.
Oh shit, that'll happen!
My bad, my bad, my bad.
That'll happen.
Watch out for those dark places.
Wait, what the hell? I just walked up to this guy and I said, I hit a rough patch and he's got me something. I don't know what it is.
Hello, my love. You in the pool?
One second chat.
Haley's looking at me like she's gonna start swinging.
Every response.
These raids aren't too long. They're pretty quick.
In comparison to playing sand.
What's the plan he's not responding so you make a case for the skyline
Now she's fine. She's fine.
Check the skin. I feel like someone would like this game.
Damn it, he like darken darken or he like don't show down.
I can hear it now. The movement is slow as nutsack.
Why is the gun glowing? Because it's magical.
You unlock mastery which will give you some skill points to change movement speed and
move speed and you'll be able to actually put points in yourself.
Oh shit, really?
Where's that at?
Yeah.
It'll be able to nine and up and then we'll start putting points in.
Oh!
So that should speed up the game a little bit. Hell yeah, cool. So that means they're
like 40 plus, even insane advantage. If you're a little 40 going up against a little 4 I mean...
I can play in Tarkov. You do, right? Yeah. Oh, he spawned that one of these camps.
What's our class find the missing convoy on Jack's bridge was on this map somewhere. We have no clue where all right. There is
It says hero heroes convoy on the left. You want to just rush this left or not. Yeah, yeah
Okay, it's kind of a run, but at least it's best seem to get you good experience and
You know if anything like start top, it's probably good to do on
I wonder all the shit and if we see people on the way we can fight them.
Got it.
Uh, kick, it doesn't have a, kick, we don't have like a, uh, this doesn't have a category.
This is a new game.
Haven't had the category for yet.
Yeah, we playing with Shroud.
Mods, can we do an exclamation mark hunger so that people can request access in the
discord please?
Or they have the link to the discord where they can request access?
You also wishlist the game right now.
I don't know if that helps, but.
I got it. It's today. Imagine it's probably pretty easy to run away from flights in this
game, too. Oh, yeah. Did they extend this playtest two days is what I heard, right? Yeah,
Yeah, I think it was supposed to end today, and then they made it go till the 8th.
Oh hell yeah, so we get the place for a couple days. Sick.
As much as I'm gonna miss the gunfighting on sand, I think I'll manage.
Starting to get a little bit over sand.
I am too, Brown.
Just a smidge.
the game itself is fun man but I just not being able to shoot where I want to
shoot it hurts me inside that's all yeah like you're playing the game and it's
fun up until you actually get to the part where it's supposed to be the most
fun and then it starts to really just plummet like it just deteriorates
instantly thank you so much you engage in combat you're like oh this game's a
piece of it so I don't know it's fun though that's the weird part is a fun
game it just did just needs oh three to five years maybe just needs a little
bit of optimization yeah but it is also a beta very true very true
I
Just little landscape this little
The game the game aesthetic aesthetically aesthetically I'm trying to sound smart. Help me out aesthetic aesthetically
Aesthetically, yeah, yeah, it looks good. It looks real good
You like the new world behind I like it. I like it. God new world man. What could have been what should have been?
How do we get up around, I guess?
Okay, hold up.
They gotta go in, gotta go in.
What if there's a bear in here?
Oh my gosh, it's an actual cave.
Oh god.
What if I'm playing oblivion?
There's a guy that makes us bleed.
What is this?
Oh, I hit the wall!
Remember, uh...
Upstroll, upstroll is better for this.
So like if you stroll wheel up, you do like a...
You do a stroll wheel up, you do a jab forward, you do a stroll wheel down, you do an overhead.
Oh, I didn't know that!
Sick!
Yeah, so if you're trying to like go for precise headshots, just scroll wheel it.
Okay, more you know.
Down to overhead.
Oh, I think I, I was stabbed.
Shit.
Oh, uh-oh.
All the blood bags, you just heal yourself with it. Like you just continuously heal.
So you don't have to use potions.
Oh, shoot this.
Oh, shit!
I tried to shoot the walking guy.
They're good, they're good, they're good.
There you go.
Nice.
Did I kill this guy when I shot him?
Yeah, I don't see another one.
I think so.
This is not where we were supposed to...
Oh, the celery line.
Oh watered. Oh there's definitely wine in here dude. There's no doubt.
Maverick wine in here, we need this for the quest. I got a needle.
Yeah, this is super slow heal, but it's you just keep doing it
Nice.
Is that all that's in here?
Yeah, there's nothing down there.
I
Mean it was a good place to get wine. I got flowered wine for my life. So that's not that's not bad. I guess
Let's go do our everyone
I don't have any armor. I'm waiting for my there it goes. Okay, cool. And then I get a little debuff while it loads up another one sweet
So you can only heal one per minute and then it's a minute break. Yeah, all right
Man, during those prolonged fights, that's pretty strong.
Good for PvE too, like what just happened there.
Agreed.
I don't have that luxury.
There's a human character too, like a pure healer.
Every ability they do heals.
Really?
So you're like the armor version of that because once you get your ability, I think you'll
be able to, it should be next level for you, oh no it's level 6, you'll be able to I think
heal both of our armor plates or something.
What is your abilities?
It's take a reduction of range damage when I pop my ability for like 20 seconds.
I'm assuming to stop getting one shot. Yeah, don't forget one shot. I guess and then
How's my ultimate dude? I don't even remember. Oh shit, I was like all this stuff
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my ultimate is I think I heal 50% of the damage. Yeah, I believe. Oh wow, that's gonna be strong
So I could just brawl out
All right, this is where our quest is we're gonna have to melee some new guys
Yes chef
I'm letting my stand to cook.
How do you walk over here?
I don't think you're going to kill him.
Probably may as well.
Nice.
You just walk over here to the congaway and then you'll get it.
Got it.
Oh shit.
Our bastard.
Did he hit you?
Yeah, he smacked my ankle.
I guess we may as well loot it.
Let's do it right here.
Yeah, why not?
A fork!
Wow!
Look at you!
Oh
A leather arrow bag oh
Man
I got two bags you want one of these one of them's an eight-slot
Is it green? Yeah
I
Miss rancous oh
This is a bronze key
Those shots on there getting close I know right I think everyone's trying to get their quest done. Yeah
Yeah, I dropped seven flower here. I know you need a fruit quest my man. I'll get a bigger bag nice. I
Got armor plates you want them sure yeah, yeah
There you go
I
Drop the flower how you got it. Yeah, that's a flower you find the key we can go in that room
In here in here. Oh the key. Oh, we need to find it. Okay, I see. Yeah
We can you're by
how far is that? Oh my god. Oh a big branch! Oh piss! Nice! We love piss. Fantastic lucky us!
No, I can't one of the other
Yeah, they're close
Get my ground. Oh
You can cycle through your kills. I just okay. I got it cool
They might be up in here.
They're not in this little castle, or a big castle, but they're coming.
I'd imagine this castle's got some good loot.
Probably.
Just got a lot of AI out front, but if you guys work close to somewhere in the east.
Oh, it's the same background.
Let me drop a little bit.
Do you think, chief?
Negative!
I'm I like in the game it's cool bro it's just it's different different than
anything I've played which is always true access by the way so quickly
I
Said hello a cheer can I play and they DM me? Oh
Shit, oh that hurt my armor dude. Oh
I'm gonna look for a different way
Shit, oh, that's close. I'm trying to get down there. It's just everything's bad. Oh, I found a staircase
case yeah I just went in there and luckily I think because I went into clean
chat and I asked I think maybe one of them were in there and they DM me we're
all lucky she was off arbor yes because that hurts my plate absolutely no
problem thank you
Oh, yeah, they're in there. I see I see aggro Lily just ran right to left. They're on the other side of this house
I think
This does this raid have like a time is there a timer anywhere?
Forever. I don't see one. I
Just look in the house. Do we want us? No, I said, or do we want to try to try to pick them off from far away?
I'm with you, bro. Whatever you want to do. I'm in it
it. We both have snipers.
I feel like they'll give us a shot.
What's that noise?
Hello.
No, it's a little squirrel to the left from those infected guys.
Okay.
Let's look around for a sec.
Let's look around for a sec.
Yeah, Def, I'll do that.
little squirrel is an aggro on anything so what's up with that i'm not too sure
there's a squirrel up top what if they're like a little further in like what if they're not
in this one they're like the next one over they might be that squirrel
it's kind of just running around i don't think you'd aggro to him yeah yeah okay let's um
all right just because i don't want to deal with the squirrel okay
I
And it's a big squirrel in there. Oh my god, I think it's massive. That's one of them California squirrels for sure
I don't know, Tri, do you know how many people can be in a group?
Three?
Three.
I don't have no contacts to get Tony or Keir, I would.
He's going to join the discord and ask me.
I see nothing.
Yeah, me neither, me neither.
I'll flip over here, I mean at this point we're actually kinda close actually.
The map isn't as big as it seems.
No.
You open it and you're like holy shit but it's really not that big.
of
this is a club,
Well, they're still in there if we want to hunt them or we just dip and get our quest done.
I don't know.
We can reset for the quest.
That was the objective.
Okay.
I think once we get those perks and stuff, we're just going to be fighting with a disadvantage
like crazy.
We get these quests done, get our little perks and our ults and stuff, and then we just fight
Everybody from that point forward. Yeah, not having ability
Damage screens nice
Yeah, Hunt Showdown meets Dark and Darker.
I like the audience in this game.
Agreed.
Spooky.
Very.
Like, this is, Hunt Showdown is also kind of Susie in its own way, and this game didn't
like copy it, you know what I mean?
Yeah, agreed.
It's got its own little vibe going on.
I don't know. Hunter down to me feels more like a Western game. This feels more medieval
agreed
I'm stamina
Yeah, yeah, and now we wait
Okay, so Rage are 35 to 40 minutes you only get a timer in the last 10 minutes
Got it
That's making a lot of sense
Dammit
Oh my goodness. I may as well loot this. What's the chance I get shot?
not. Very eerie. I say it all time. Interesting. Okay, so all right. So if you're actually
sketched out at the one extractor deal, you can just keep you can just keep waiting. Yeah.
I personally like when games do or try and do something different, you know?
I'm not sure I can't really mess up.
It's that easy to just sit at one extract, go AFK and approach me.
For sure people are gonna do it.
There's no food, there's no water.
I appreciate games trying to do things differently.
We got a paper killing zombies?
We may as well kill these guys.
Just do it.
There might be loot at that tower too.
There's a lot of them here.
You gotta be here for something.
Oh man, I got him.
Something man, I got hit
Nice I got another green armor
I'm just gonna run away.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
There's a squirrel over there.
Be careful.
I'm on my way to extract real quick just to start it let's do it here oh no it's a little
further I also am a little sketch of those guys are getting closer yeah yeah I heard
that too and I thought the same thing I'm ready to leave so it's red smoke are we
sure that maybe we're the red spells maybe maybe I'm not sure of nothing
I'll let you know when it's 10 seconds.
Yeah, I'm looking around.
Because the first book actually means players and someone's here, but 50 meters is pretty
fucking far.
Like 10 seconds.
It's double.
This is okay
Yeah, 50 meters is a good distance. 50 meters for sure. Yeah, it is
Good raid good raid
What you munching on I got some Chipotle Chipotle Chipotle is my life
Nice good amount of XP
Hell yeah
Chair I'll kill you
What we get
What's my order double honey chicken returning to shut though
yeah shit too I'm stuck as well hope I got through
I do Y-Ride, Chicken, Hot Sauce, Cheese.
Simple.
You just say I look like I have a weapon?
No shit, man.
People try to kill me.
Daily class.
I got some copper and some heels nice except
Good.
Search rats nests for pyro lenses.
Alright.
We gotta get pyro lenses now.
I need bob eggs, flour, wine, mead and rats.
Okay this game has professions.
You're gonna have two professions.
You could like have a crafting profession and a gathering profession.
I saw that when I was walking through those like the cave. I saw a bunch of like ore and it definitely looked like ore
So I think you could
You know get mining and get
Whatever the blacksmith and thing is called metallurgist or something. So I can now do
field repairs
Men's one bar of armor for all allies within a 10 meter radius over 30 seconds
Damage taking cancels the effect
That's cool. I hit a little tack heel
That's the one that deals me, uh-huh
Hell yeah, it's a wait
Yeah, the game is called hunger it doesn't mean I need to go hungry that's for sure
shit
buy by the games pretty sick agreed
agreed
agree completely.
My character looks nothing like me.
No, not the same.
No way.
No way, Jose.
Skinnier?
What?
I'm not that fat!
I'm petite, I've told you this a thousand times.
What are you talking to the homeless for?
this guy do that's the surveyor I think this is the guy that lets you like mine
and harvest plants and stuff do you haven't done the quest yet to get
professions or have you I don't think so oh you buy a long sword and a mace from
this guy. How much I cost? I don't know. 18 silver, 30 copper. Oh, that's what that
is. Yeah, I think so anyway. Bomb poor. I only got none of that. Yeah, that's an insane
amount of money hello i have nine silver to my name we ain't nice gosh you gotta be a lord of
of one of the kingdoms do for that.
Grab some more heals.
I'll tell you, I got a lot of heals.
Yeah, I'm going cam off, and I'm going to absolutely obliterate this food.
Give me about a moment.
Someone said the strat is you choose professions you want to do, and you sell any other crafting
material that's not really meant for that profession, so that you just, you know, stick
to what you know.
It's kind of neat.
Does that mean you have two professions per character?
And what do what exactly is the professions how we make money like what's the what's the point of doing a profession?
Is it like another buff?
It's probably just another way of making good stuff, right like making like a blue sword or something. Okay, that makes sense. That's my guess.
That makes complete sense.
And then if you want to really nerd out you can have two professions per character
so you can have like every profession in the game and play every character and then just be a
Turbo sweat dude. I have said I had while I was watching clean
He ran into a guy who said he has a character that's level 75
And he has another character that he's playing right now who's level 44, and that's what he was doing
Wonder how long it's relaxed since you have a warm embrace of a woman at least multiple years for sure
That way you could probably choose the characters that you want for professions, like for example
this character has 10% run speed, so since I run faster it might be a good character
to do a bunch of like forging, like doing the mining, doing the harvesting, and then
you just spam runs like that over and over and over to fill out your stash I guess for
another character to use those materials? I don't know. I don't love the idea of
multiple characters. It's kind of weird. It feels like MMO-ish, but...
Yeah, I don't know.
Let's pass my Rapid Claw.
I'm gonna try something. I'm gonna restart my game. I want to see what this game looks
like on all of it's something I need to know. It's important to me.
Yeah, I mean, typically every game looks better in all of graphics.
No, chat, listen.
All I did was make myself a little makeshift burrito and slam that within 4 bytes.
Now I'm cleaning up the scraps.
I
You know
He doesn't stream on Sunday, so he's not gonna play today
Maybe you'll play off stream, but he stayed up all night last night you haven't you pull up who in here
We start making real quick. Yes, I can
I don't know how much he's played I don't think he's played much on you just like us, but what up? All right
Yeah, hey, how's it going guys?
No
Dominating to go all low. Yeah, actually we're doing good. Oh sweet
Yeah, I'm I'm I've done some basic stuff. I've got a human
That's helpful. I guess what you have very helpful. I went armor drop and went kill everybody
Sweet okay, that's about right
Yeah, I just got access to my, like, ultimate ability after the last such position.
So now I can heal other people, although I'm played with anyone else, but if they're within, I don't know, 10 meters, I can heal them up to 100% health.
Oh, shit!
Yeah, it seems quite strong if you're, like, grouped together.
That's kind of crazy. So comps actually matter, I like that.
I think so, I think so.
Jack, that looks nothing like me. What are you talking about? It's not even close.
Oh yeah, going all low was the play. Oh no, is it, is it, is it just like, is
it not made for me? No, it actually looks about, it just looks,
it looks about the same to be honest. I mean it looks significantly worse. It just, I
like 40 FPS you know what I'm saying you're not a line through I can't
I'm gonna lay here.
Hang on a second.
Hutch MF.
Try now.
I need to run.
Sorry, I'm going to slay him in food.
I got you now.
I
Probably the first time I've gone online on steam probably at least a year
All right, so we're gonna do high rose lens
Yeah, so I was actually just trying to do this so I'll benefit for your help
This is see I said like find a cave
That's east of the camp that you went to oh, we were we were in there. Oh, you were oh, you know exactly where that is
Okay, I was walking around forever. Yeah, I could look at it. So I'm sorry
We got it just stumbled upon it. We saw we did not it was not intentional
Accidentally saw it actively looking for it and didn't find it
Uh, it said it was between the over-dark, over-run rear-dark location and the camp, so I was like wandering around in a big, like, canyon, looking for it, I couldn't find it.
And that's where it was, it was inside the canyon.
Yep.
This game actually has a surprising amount of depth. Like, candidly, I watched it when you play a couple days ago, and I was like, oh, this looks cool, but I'm surprised.
Like, the professions, you have to save up a lot of money just to have access to it, I think.
Like, I've not been able to afford a profession.
It's a grind. I think that's what they're going for. I think they want this game to be a grind.
A slow burn, a slow grind, sign on each day. You know, progress your character, progress yourself a little bit each time.
I think that's good.
I think it's good too. Yeah, I think they got a good loop. I like this profession thing that they're trying.
I don't know about the multi-character thing. That seems really sweaty, but I guess you just don't have to do it if you don't want to, right?
What do you, uh, you think no, no player market?
Oh, they're adding a player market, supposedly.
How are they?
I think no, I don't think they should do a player market.
Oh, really?
I just add to RMT and, like, what's the point?
Yep, I agree.
Have everything with professions, with gathering and all that stuff, like, find it yourself.
Okay, we got the same spawn, but luckily we know where the cave is.
Dude this game looks this game looks like a piece of shit on all low boys all I'm saying
I didn't change any I changed setting my frames are my frames are nice
I will say my frames are nice, but this game looks like a pile of
I'm 180
I didn't change any of the
I have to look and see what my segs are.
I'm not mad about what this game looks like.
This looks like ash!
I don't know how to explain it. It's bad.
It looks bad on low.
All the shadows are like glitched.
They're glitching around and shit.
They're like flickering everything.
It's not good.
I might have to fine tune it.
Shit!
I might have to fine tune it.
I might have to fine tune this one.
So we'll say solo is very chill.
solo is very chill like I've only seen a handful of players I talked one guy out
of shooting at me like it was very very low-key but I'm definitely I bet groups
are a little bit hotter yeah I want low-key we want high-key you know I got it
don't doubt send it we want the action alright thank you for bearing with me
murder other we all know what's old hunchy boy gets a little hungry I get a
I think we live in there while we're at it.
Now I feel good.
It allows me to revive people faster as well.
We'll see how that goes.
Oh, that's huge.
Boy, y'all cats.
What the hell?
Get a little cat here.
Yeah, and I think I got 5% faster on top of that with the mastery skill.
We'll see.
We'll see.
What's Max group size in this game?
I don't know.
Why'd he ask that, man?
I think I've reused it.
Three!
You know I'm a little forgetful.
And I just made Chipotle, so I'm just taking about how good it was.
Yeah, Alzheimer's is related to Chipotle, I heard.
What?!
Shit, I'm fucking cooked.
Your studies found.
I am pale.
And I'm like, I was the Chipotle sponsor.
I
Go to dynamite
So how should you set up for for melee or what's your what's your characteristics, you know analytically speaking statistically speaking you guys
I'm going for
Tell them Mike you tell them how crazy
What I'm doing interesting combo you guys are like it's like double support so he does what you do got armor version
Oh, okay. There we go. I was gonna say that, but he fixes armor for us. You should have your attack ability, right?
I can press Q. It looks like a fork inside of a stake.
You guys are great. That's what I am. Oh my gosh.
Well, I have some sprint speed, so that makes sense.
I'll throw my body weight forward.
How do I?
How do I say my fists are good?
Four teeth, you could believe.
Well, three, three, four, five are your buttons for any very quick ease.
Anyway, here's the thing.
Damn, Mike, I didn't know you...
I would not have remembered how to get here.
Oh, well done.
Okay, yeah.
We spotted the exact same spot, huh?
Yeah, but you know
So you get see brass
Oh God
Yeah
Use your thing, huh? Choose your button. Yeah, sure. Oh
Wow, we're all getting the hammer time, too. I see a hammer of the bush. I'm not
I'm not getting my armor regen you are charging oh I see I see okay how long is
the cooldown on that I mean I'm gonna have it back up probably in 30 seconds so
the cooldown for me is for the ultimate is a lot more I think I don't know what
my Q does though check that again you I think region I think that just heals me
but I'm safe yeah I think use a self-heal so there's more traps we're gonna be
be careful. Each shoot him. I don't know what he looked like. So it looks like a like a
a drawstring like held across a a cross mechanism. I don't know how the little lights don't look
nice looking like. You get a little bit of a back. Just in case somebody tries to push
you. Thank you stab me in the head. I don't know what happened. I think I got a two. You
shot him in the head. You should have his heel in two right. It's all good I got a
blood bag, give me 30 minutes and I'll be full health.
I like the inventory system this too, like using extra backpacks and stuff to
supplement your stash size is kind of cool. Well you can you can use a backpack
and fill it and then have it in your backpack. Oh wait when you're in with
the stash guy in the upper right hand corner you can add like buckets and
other stuff that you have acquired to supplement the size of your stash so you
can add up to four items and it'll make your stash bigger and then the bigger
items you can make the better.
I got some for ya.
On my way.
I got some for ya.
Do you score the rat's nest yet?
I'm not.
Oh.
Oh!
Nice!
Thank you.
That's a rat.
Okay, we're, this is Browston.
Uh, yeah, that was piss.
There's a bunch of rats in here.
What am I supposed to look for?
Search?
What am I supposed to look for?
Search rats?
Oh, is it just one of multiple, or do we have to find more?
I don't know, man.
I think it's supposed to be that the lore is that the rat, like, dragged the optical
lens into the cave.
That's what the story said.
Okay, so it's probably in here, then.
Somewhere.
Yeah, somewhere.
It says Spuddle.
Search rats, mess for...
work I refuse to stop healing so I guess we'll have full health okay I refuse
everyone's telling me they're tired of hearing my piss bag but hey they fuck
them I gotta have full health and I drink one of them potions you see anything
oh over here over here oh yeah okay I have harvested an incomparable amount of
You're in the toilet, you're in the little canal outside the fort, it's all too dumb.
They like, they like, wait can you get our armor up?
Huh?
They love shit and piss in this game, amen.
Yeah, I will, I got it up.
Stop being late.
I was here, so just push out, okay?
Listen, up to me too, as well.
Nah, I just get to go out.
We got a good combo, a healer and an armor healer?
I know we're waiting here.
And I'm healing myself.
You get an unlimited heal with this, but it's super slow, right?
I run fast.
That guy's like the best.
That guy and the melee guy, I think it's you, though, I want to say.
Those two guys are the best for combat, I think.
Although I almost, I was tempted to take the last person, which is like the poison guy.
Yeah, exactly.
That sounded cool to you.
Didn't know what the impact of pressure group, but that would be yeah, I'm pretty sure it's bad in a group and solo though
It could be it could be good
All right, so we got to locate some watchtowers is that on this map do we know I know that's on no it's not on this map
Okay, what are the quests you guys have them the Gavrochi family camp that is here
Yes, that is in the northwest corner of the map. I need flower eggs one and made I'm trying to get up the
Is that the one it's like north of gentle hand in or something like that?
I haven't read a single class. I just go to Gavroche. So I'm looking through the tab and go to journal
It should describe like the location in the like the question you have selected
Do you have that quest touch no, I don't have that one yet. I don't think I don't have to go. I gotta do the dough
Let's just go let's just go and loot in them
Shoot and scoot
We have depth of doubt
Point it out
You are mainly just air shooting
I'm gonna kill this squad on it
I'm gonna shoot him
He's bastard
I feel like it's almost never worth it to shoot any single zombie unless it's a big guy though
guys that blow up I think those things are worse.
I killed a uh what was called a drooler and it gave me almost a thousand XP it's like
It's huge thing with a giant head on the ground
And like I harvest we ran into one of those Mike
That's that bitch that we ran away from inside that house. I had to shoot him
I had to shoot like six times. Yeah, that guy looks scary. He did not want nothing to do with that thing
Let's go to the quest camp. I heard shots there anyway. Yeah, let's do it. We could loot this on the land. I guess
See if there's any goodies in here
Oh
Who is screaming
Shut them up, buddy! Shut them up!
Shut them up!
Shut them up!
Holy...
Son of a gun!
Shut them up, bud!
Shut them up!
Shut them up!
Yeah, they're alive in the bag.
Alright, we're gonna finish this guy on the bridge.
The best of the guys that are, like, uh,
like uh strangulated and they start yelling at us oh there's a massive guy in here yeah
tall boy okay uh this is one i had to shoot me out of the house oh get it hutch oh get it huh
oh hit me oh this is a good one wait why aren't you using your long sword oh oh i forgot i had this
Okay, we might have to shoot these guys.
The guy on the left was one I had to shoot, that guy was 6.
Oh Mike, I'm gonna check this out.
Uh, oh shit!
Can you show me your bag of piss or what?
No, just a whole lot of ass on that wood right there.
Whole lot of ass.
I just shot this guy in the butt.
Holy!
He got lucky on me.
Oh!
What's going on?
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
He's done that already!
Checking our back here for a second.
He can't get through this door, you idiot!
He can get through the door!
He can get through the door!
Stop it!
Nice, nice, nice.
He's coming!
Boom!
Hutches down, I repeat, hutches down.
Yeah, I'm watching on it. We gotta get in the way.
Keep crawling, keep crawling.
Oh god, he's coming ahead.
I don't know, I don't know who's that.
You stuck on the wood. I'm loading.
You stuck on the wood, this is good.
I'm reviving you, get ready to run.
Yeah, you're good.
That does not look like me, you fucking idiot.
That looks nothing like me.
Nice.
What's this big brother?
Everyone reload, use your heals.
Good work, everyone.
Prepare some armor.
Yeah, use your abilities. Perfect, perfect.
We're gonna have companies soon.
Any goodies? What does he got?
He's got good stuff.
He's got a brute foot and a ceramic armor.
All those shots are close to us, so I think it's a blue armor.
That's what you're distracted by.
God, man, I couldn't pay attention.
Oh, it's a lock-in.
What's the B for?
Ah, the ass.
Oh, no.
Okay, yeah, I see that now.
Oh, no.
I just stepped on a trap. Wait, there's like a broken blast thing here, that's cool.
Did you hear that? Did you hear that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm opening this.
I wanted your ultimate charge time.
Mine just recharged after I used it when we were in the cave
So, but I was able to revive hushed very quickly
Yeah, you
Vibes different than that's your passive. Oh, no, I understand that but I've upgraded it as well
To be faster with the master
You don't have those yet 10% yeah when you get level 10 or 11 you should get them
You might have them when you get back to the chateau you can check
Oh my god, that's okay. Don't mind me still healing up. So we're covering
Who are you seeing this?
Yes, you are definitely
Seems like a
see oh Jesus what are you like you're injected into your hip yeah it's been a
lot yeah I've been through a lot I've been through a lot
so what's the difference maybe you might know I heard that I don't know what's that move for a second
right
I don't hear anything under us but maybe he's got a good shot
damn nice shot are you hurt yeah let's heal I'm hurt I'm hurt that's okay
Just focus on the fight, you're good.
I'm in for him.
I'm in for him.
He just doubled us, he just doubled us.
They're coming, they're coming, they're coming.
Holy shit, Travis.
Oh, we got coached.
That guy's character is nuts, by the way.
So, he swung the sword and hit both of us in the same arc.
I was about to shoot my rifle and he killed us both at the same time.
What was that?
What came from that speed boost?
He came fuming at me.
So it doesn't really need some food or some charge boost or something?
I remember reading that.
Oh yeah, we have food in that game now, so we're getting higher people.
I think that's what's happening because it was over 17 plus.
Yeah, I think so.
So they got a little experience under their belts.
Yeah, yeah.
It was a good push by them though, to be fair.
Next time, I guess we send two up to loot one to hold the door.
Joe's good ears though, Shroud. I didn't hear that guy.
Oh, he came around that corner fast. He was on a sec leg.
I screwed up. I should have backed up and given you room lunch
because he like pushed him between us.
Yeah, he did. I didn't want to hit you.
No, Al, next time you swing for the fences.
Next time I'm killing everybody.
all good that happens
all I lost my blood bag
damn it I think we lose everything
I'm not actually not died yet so that's a new one
shit
yeah I don't laugh
I don't laugh when I ask this guy I hit a rough hatch I wonder what happens
Just get free loot I'm just so yeah, I might have to sell my collection of piss
I know you're saving that for a rainy day or I know that our terrible not the best not the piss
Take my life before you take my piss
All right, I think I'm good
pretty easy to get geared up. That's nice.
No, I haven't seen the World Cup fans enjoying the
I think so, I could be able to get out of the pet lane.
I bet they were blown away.
I don't see it in my list anymore, in the journal.
Oh yeah, it's still there.
For me it's at the bottom.
Yeah, we failed our rats nest.
No.
Do you have that quest too much?
Yes, I do.
Sweet, okay.
But we got to get you some flour.
Yeah, I got to get the flour and then I'm caught up with you guys.
Let me go grab a drink, but I am ready to...
God, I'll be ready in a second, since the drip's in there.
Blood bank.
of
should have something for getting the brain that
I just thought, like, if you were in a room like that, that poison ability would be crazy.
Yeah, poison takes so slow.
You'd probably die before it does anything.
Did the ultimate actually heal you at all?
Yeah, it healed me quite quickly.
Okay.
It's just unfortunate that I was playing the broken character, so I stabbed him three times in the head, but it didn't matter.
Oh, okay.
There's a character that takes less...
He can tank one full gunshot, take no damage, and it also takes 25% less damage for like 15 seconds.
Pretty much impossible to lose.
Yeah, but we had our chance to get our cracks in the Hodge 9, we failed, so.
I'm back.
It's the kind of game with it being this slow, you just get bum rushed and once it happens
that you're just dead.
That's what I didn't like about Dark and Darker, I hated Dark and Darker's combat.
This game is almost as bad in terms of the combat, but it is a little bit, a little bit
better feeling, it's not as slow.
I do like you can change the directional piece of the melee swing, but I'm a little skeptical about the hand-code.
Yeah, I mean, now that I know, I just...
I'm expecting this guy to walk around that corner like he's walking through molasses,
and he went around that corner with death in his eyes. I mean, he was sprinting.
Now that I know that that's an option, I'll actually be prepared for it somewhat.
We're in the east side river. Yeah, just straight hatred, huh?
He went upstairs like he was going downstairs
Yeah, that's what I'm saying
Probably was stupid wasn't he? Holy shit
Yo falling coer can and Dan Mitch and gale. Thank y'all so much for the subs
Jaeger fear slushy and bees thinking through the subs as well gladiator thinking for the three months over on the tube, baby
How am I enjoying the game it's cool. It's different. I don't think I've played it long enough to have an opinion
That's our first step. So I think
If we get some more like good PvP and I just learned the game like I didn't block I could have blocked that guy
It's just you know, I got a little bit of IRL network lag so I gotta well we could work our way towards the rat's nest
Yeah, we can let shot. I don't have anywhere else. I'm looking for eggs and looking for wine like everybody
Apocalypse
What did you run out of stuff?
Fully zero it out. I think that's why that guy's got the like hey, I'll give you a loan type thing
I saw this during their first like trailer or whatever
I figured out how you'd get rid of something
A while ago and said I was interrupted in it
And it looked whenever I was watching other people play it a little slower than I thought it was gonna be
Oh, yeah, something to consider about that guy being that fast is he had mastery points, right?
So he's probably like we're not used to that. We're not used to seeing people with like actual
Point specialized. He's probably quicker because of that. Yeah
I mean he had and he was like glowing red. So I'm thinking there's a character that gives him a speed boost
Now I'm telling you
When he came around that corner bro, he was skirting. I'm pretty sure I heard that Tokyo
We took it, we're off to the camp.
Did we not just hear a gunshot, my friend?
I was too busy singing Tokyo Drift, I don't know.
I thought I heard it, but I did not get a direction on it.
There's apparently an ability to point some arrow in the direction that you hear a gunshot.
That's cool.
If you master that still.
It's outside right now, just going to get pushed like that again.
There's just a bunch of these, um, explodey guys.
You might have a few more guys.
You want to give it a missus?
Yeah.
You shoot the first one, I'll shoot the next one.
Jack, I got bit.
Did you just kill both?
I got bit by a deer fly.
I mean, I did shoot, but it looked like it hit both of them.
And let me tell you something.
I ordered one of those salt guns,
and I'm gonna go outside,
and I'm gonna take out generations of these deer flies.
I mean, I'm gonna sit out there for 30 minutes,
and just smite them by the fucking dozens.
go around to the left I guess oh there's a bunch of dudes out here does it hurt it
just itches like it it kind of feels like a mosquito by listening for your
foot steps down.
But dude, it seems like we won't believe.
Thick branch.
You know what, I think if I was a rapper, that kind of be like my rapper name, Thick
Branch.
Thick Branch on the beat.
I got a key got the bronze key if we find a door yeah that's like there's a bunch of
right next to you right next to me shout us and there was another bronze key
inside of the thing that opened up the bronze key wait is that guy got his cock
out oh where I mean look at the investigation they got their cockouts
over there look at them three of them there's three cocks they haven't turned
around yet but you see them swinging dick out there
the door reminds you by the way of the bronze key I found a lavender elodi a
precious box and another bronze key
I've been set up
in case somebody pushes alrighty I wasn't trying to distract you with the
Okay, so you you knew I couldn't resist looking I think you succeeded
What's the loot in here anything
Some more flower. I definitely what is it 20 flower?
What if I was right? Yeah, all right. I got 20 flower anyone else need flower. Yeah, I'm good. We are good
All right, we're gonna be making a daily quest for rides
Oh, I know there's gonna be something in here.
Damn it!
What'd you get? What'd you get?
A dagger.
Oh, cool. You can open up these windows as well.
Ooh, here's a wine.
Oh, we don't need rotten eggs. We need regular eggs, right?
Yeah, we need to get a... I haven't seen a chicken coop.
I've seen a chicken coop, but I didn't have any eggs anymore.
So I think that's what we need to look for.
There's a I think that's the farm now
So these keys definitely have Luke I got screwed up like in here, uh, yes
That was the best watching you inject yourself with the improvised blood bank. Oh, it's kind of legit a little bit
all right let's go I'm not gonna it's like six guys out here the north I don't
think it's worth killing them we passed a barrel
more wine
a root looks like a ball sack
we'll say the burning ash flight through the air is occasionally very distracting
okay I got a question these blue rounds and these green rounds what's the
significance of these they're better but I haven't figured out how to use them yet so what I mean to say is like I
don't know if my weapon just doesn't take them or if they drop what I would test they get to drop the other ammo
don't you have the craft? is that a new crafting material? do you cover it? doesn't it say crafting?
I reinforce metal powder flies paired with dense well-casted shot built for powerful military firearms heavy recoil
okay okay at the top it doesn't say crafting material at the top of it
Ammunition
Okay, all right
My gunshot
See
No, I didn't go in
Yeah, that was cool
There's larger guns those are used for
It definitely looks like the ammunition type was bigger guns not big enough hutch
Lot won't be the last won't be the last
Yeah, just get some XP.
I think XP is king.
I feel like, honestly, first step is Duke West and just melee the fuck out of everything.
Yeah.
Because you're at a huge disadvantage with no levels.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it feels, it feels pretty similar to hunt, yeah.
some gruel lemon peel wood chips and more flour
all right y'all want to go where we want to go we want to go back to the rat
place yeah let's do it yeah
You know, I'm not gonna make it.
I'm not gonna make it.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
I'm going to fire a gunshot at this guy on the bridge, there's a chest over there if
you want me to touch it after the gas is fixed.
I know the inventory size of the game and this, like I had that 8 slot backpack for
a while that was really helpful.
Yeah I just lost a 15 slot one.
I just lost it.
Yeah I just lost mine too but that's okay.
I've got a lot of them. Good to the rat nest.
Ah, they're laughing.
We need to go to the north across the bridge or direct west.
No, north.
It's southwest to me.
Ooh, I want to kill the naked men.
I'll have them get you with their supernatural abilities.
They already got my attention, that's for sure.
And they're kind of quick aren't they Jesus
Oh wow, they got a full penis out!
Holy!
Dammit!
Oh, shut up!
Huh.
They can mend that.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh
Like it man
He's shot
Wow
The tongs are like a blood bag for your armor, that's what I'm doing right now, this takes 8 years.
Oh, it's your repair armor? That's cool.
Yeah.
There were some of this in the tutorial, but I haven't seen it since.
Yeah, I just found a white pair and it's working.
Yeah, the blood bag!
Blood bag takes time! That's for sure, it takes a good amount of time.
some of my rifle loaded and my pistol loaded that's enough of that
that's great
this is shaking my screen it's making me sick
oh I got him right here shoot him in the hand if well we can buy some probably
but if you have to shoot him shoot him in the small hand
he running off
I
Say we go to that fucking we both
okay
Mike you in
Yeah, I need more words. We're at this
Yeah, we need so we need to get the payback
agree, I
Think we do better not in melee, so let's try that I'll do that
I was popping a shield, I thought maybe you all need armor too
uh-huh now i think i'm gonna go
good oh good can you see people's armor and i can't that'd be cool
yeah you see the i see the hammer all i can see but i don't see yeah i assume you can't see like our
armor level i can't see your health level got it yeah i definitely i think it's at this house
is it at this house up here okay on the right i think it's no further or no yeah
Yeah, you're right, like, I guess multiple people.
Well, third party.
Yeah, we're definitely matching with Parise, so.
I'm just so pitiful, just kind of not too much time reading books, learning how to
feel people
Fort maybe up at the port they might be killing all the other
The gunshots at this that's sound good for this era of firearm
Yeah, that's cool.
Echo sounds subsonic.
That's not the right way.
Don't go this way.
I don't think this is going to, I think we got to go the other way.
So it's the little line on the map represents the cliffs.
So we're like running up against it.
Oh, good information.
And then sometimes there's a little break in them and you can like run up a little staircase
case type thing. I don't think that's the pitch of the map. Yeah, I gather you're going to do that.
Alright, these guys should have killed pretty much everything given the amount of shots
they've shot or they suck I don't know if it's level 17 level 24 like last time
I don't know if they don't suck or so the level doesn't move it
and they were 24 oh I wonder we have to smoke yes so the first guy was level 17
second I was level 24 I'm not sure what level third guy was but they
second third guys come up together I wonder we got it's a thing of his like
It's an extraction shooter. It's just a PVPV. It's just a little slower. It's like a
hunt showdown in like every way really. Each character has its own special abilities, like
Delta, except mid-evil. We're about to fight players. I hear a player killing an NPC to
are right
we see more
but that was good you just like pulled out in each of you uh...
yet the same as an option angle that was good
we need to lose my head here we go
so yeah there's all that yes they're in here for sure
i was gonna get crazy
So the question is, can they get up on the rampart there?
I don't know.
Real scared.
I'm scared.
Let's see if I can get a head angle right here.
I hear him to my right.
Not really.
They're all there through the store.
Through the store.
I'm going to see if I can hold this later.
Why are you reloading?
Nah, I tried that.
It's not great.
If you guys hold me, oh, I got hit from above.
100% on the rampart.
Like I fell down before.
can't
directly above me to the northeast
well this just got serious
he knocked off both of them
in about 80% of my health with one shot
i got a staircase over on my side
that we can go up shrub
right right right right here
east, they're on top of it
and we're out of combos
i'm healing right now
let me know if you guys need ultimate deals
okay she's popping potions going in my armor
okay I got him again I guys hit twice then
it's gonna shot me yeah right above me right above me oh god they're looking
down on me don't like that careful food they have an angle somehow yeah I know
they're directly above us again directly cross hit me again motherfucker
we're in such a bad situation here we pull back we might need to yeah I got a
hill before we leave directly above you shroud on that side yeah on me is safe
shot if you need to heal. I see him, I see him. Yeah, we kinda need to get a different
angle I think. We need to pick him off from afar. Yeah, I'm gonna back down. This is hard.
I'm running to you all. This is for it for a reason. Yeah, he was top left. Yeah, top
left and center pull it back try to get some
angles from the tree line I guess we could go up there we just got to drop
down here hopefully I'll hurt my leg you definitely could go up you can drop
down you kind of hit the side of the wall yeah it sucks that we just can't get
in there that's just they hold that port down where we should do I mean it's
actually kind of ironic because that's what the whole this whole intention of
those forts like the way they were inside there we're feeling it we're
feeling it I got I'm gonna hit us with a armor repair here shortly that'll be
very helpful yeah I have it up in about 10 seconds okay
our next to another one on the left I don't know if we could get on this
higher ground my guy didn't bring his pickaxe and ropes so I'm not sure maybe
right here where you're at
I don't think so.
Oh, no way.
Oh, we're at the fourth.
Oh, he's in the wrong way.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't think so.
Yeah, OK.
I want to put up a winnable fight, I guess.
Fuck it.
I mean, I did block the guy in the chest.
He had armor on the first shot that I had.
Yeah, I broke one of their armor, too.
But, yeah, they had the high ground in the very real way.
Well, we could go from what I saw.
There was a staircase around the other side of that wall.
But the problem is they'd be hitting us from three angles,
potentially.
Yeah, there's some...
We did get gunsmith going. I'm sure there's some kind of extremely bad but very awesome optical sight.
Like you can like mount on the side of a rifle on the musty or something.
A little bit of an angle on me, Mike, if you wanted to come and take a look at it.
Question is, is there any other way out of here? Like do they have to come out the way we came out from?
I don't know.
They're not holding that peak anymore.
There might be another way in.
I doubt it's only one way into the sport, that's crazy.
I think we rotate back in.
I think they left.
We try to sneak back in.
Yeah, I think so, I think so.
Looking around on the left side.
I want to see if there's another way in.
At the door, at the door, at the door. They're trying to leave. Stay spot.
Yeah, pull back, pull back.
I'm gonna get them, get them healing right here.
They saw the wall?
Or the underground floor?
No, they're on ground floor where we were.
Could leap out to the right.
They're probably gonna go back to the wall.
Yeah, I mean, they get up quick.
The entrance is right there
Hit one and he hit me damn it up on the wall or down below down below in the archway
I have shield up sir armor repair up soon. I am good
I swear that was a headshot, but all good.
Was it up on the rampart or archway?
It was arch.
He was like, crash, lean in it, I'm gonna peek it.
Wait, can you lean in this game?
No.
I don't think so.
maybe we've done enough damage to the point where they are low
that's all we were trying to walk yet
I'm in I'm in
alright fuck that fuck it
it's a monster dead in there
glitched in the center
careful for a trap I guess
I don't know if there's a trap somewhere.
I'm here crunching on the left.
Are there still many high ground points?
Yeah, you knocked them. You knocked them, Trot. You knocked them.
Oh, I really have.
I just got hit by something. I'm down. I just got shot in the head.
Yeah, you have all of us, I think.
I don't know where.
What I just got shot through the window I can't move
Careful
Yeah, we're kind of stuck right now
There's two we do need to try to
get run back at the archway to the right I'm at the base of the wall this is
fault and I got about 90 seconds I'm gonna go I'm gonna go for yeah let's yeah go
for it go for it go for it go for it go for it go for it go for it go across
you missed you missed you got time if you go out the archway I'm on the right
side I see you I see it you're good you're good sweet this is good I full
killed their guy so it's 32 now my great spot I have armor here for you in
about 10 seconds got it we need to care for this shot and you from across the
ramp yeah he's talking about it's a weird as well as we did fight last time
against them
they're going to use heels let me know waiting I hit him crack that guy yeah
yep I cracked the guy I see you like he's feeling in there yeah yeah there's
no angle for me to get them but yeah and then one's inside that room next to shroud yep I can't
get in though because it's over key so yeah do they lock it like they think it would be open if
they had used this I think they went in around got it I think they went in around yeah still in there to
my left hand. Where's this other guy gonna go?
We pushed that one. We have to go up? You can, but you might get shot.
We have to go up left? We might get shot by this other guy. And then turn and go all the way around while
trying to dodge shots from the... I'm going, was that your shot or his?
does mine with mine he's in he's peaking the left door
in the top right area there this guy's still at the store right here too
I want you to Mike can you peek him in about three seconds I'm not with you
you know what I'm gonna hold on careful in that window yeah I like what you're
I like what you're doing I'm gonna go all the way around I don't know what access point this guy's gonna have
Take a shot you missed okay. I'm going I'm running. I'm running
This guy is no longer holding the same line. I don't think
Okay running around coming to you
He's playing I'm with you. He's still there careful. He's so how I didn't even see him on my screen
I
Just be left or way I'm watching it. Did you look right if you can this guy doesn't cross
Do my best cover honestly, you just keep peeking I feel like yeah, I agreed
Look it. I'll keep residency. Yeah, you definitely
I'm down below you guys, but I'm not behind you. I have no more blankets
It's bloodbagging right now.
I cracked the guy on the left.
They're in the back left and back right right now.
He's down.
He's down.
Yeah.
He's killing you guys.
We're just kind of playing a game right now.
You might have to get up here with us.
Yeah, I'm here with you.
I'm across to your left. I'm watching that. Yeah, I see him.
Pete, this guy is just fucking headshot his bitch ass, huh?
Sure.
Missed.
Get him?
I missed you.
I did.
I'm watching the left door, if he tries to make a move.
I'm going to put your level to your left now.
Who's this?
I might be able to try and push him.
all I need is some fucking mad
damn it guys a marksman
yeah he's speaking again right to work I hit him I knocked him down
you hit him nice yeah he's gone he's knocked him running
do you need heels? no I'm okay
I need armor you're good the other guy was on the left side
He's going to be in the building across from us.
Unless I down it.
Yeah, he's building across.
His boy dropped down to a lower level.
He's just below you.
He's peeking the left door now?
I'm loading.
Nice, I'm holding that.
If he peeks that long, I'm holding it.
Pop him up, Mike!
Nice, nice, nice.
I
Go thirst that guy
Always right there nice all right, I go look for hilarious
I feel like I should be tossing you a must hit or something
You didn't expect me to come up on that left rampart
I
Chat is it me or did we not do literally anything? I do like when you double click it
It just switches and load out automatically
Or and like all your stuff automatically that's cool
You tanked Joe. Thank you so much. I knew in once. Yes same for this guy
Yep, agreed. I wonder they still had armor these guys had I think these guys had a profession
I have to agree with you, their inventory is so much larger than mine.
Yeah.
They got something going on.
I mean, these guys got plates, they got all of it.
Have to drop all the stuff we gathered earlier.
A wetsuit?
Let's do
Is there some sort of trick to like store stuff inside other containers that you're carrying these guys have like six containers
Well, this guy that I just looted had an imperial eagle legendary
Hey, I said what the hell does that mean?
We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. It's on us. Okay. That's right here. Literally on top of us. We are
chilling. All right, I'm gonna start making our way out. Making our way downtown. Walking fast. Oh, we have a lump sort here.
If anyone wants it, I don't know. Okay. This guy had so much stuff, guys. He had so much stuff. We gotta go though. This is
gonna take a little bit of time to get out. Yeah, it's like right here though. This guy has a Louisville
with silver key. Yeah, I got a Bronx the other one guy. Does any get a helmet?
Oh, there's a there's a lock weapon straight over here that has that takes a silver key on the on the west side of the
Rampart that we ran by earlier. What do I how do I grab this Louisville if I already have a stowed weapon?
I just can't use it, you have to drop it, you want this looble on this guy?
No, unless it's just green I don't need it, just comment.
And I should be taking the green longsword over the looble right?
I mean it's just kind of what you have in your stash, all my stuff is just basic green
stuff so.
Alright.
But yeah there is a silver weapon straight back over here.
Oh good fight gentlemen hell yeah.
Yo it was good call to re-bush him punch. That was good.
Thank you. I think they thought they drew us off.
To be honest I just wanted to fight him. I didn't really think too much into it but I appreciate you thinking that I did.
Alright I'm gonna head downstairs.
We're going north.
Oh we're going north? Oh shit.
Yeah we'll find, we can go down. I think we could go down this way too.
We gotta be fast though, because we can take 30 seconds.
There we go, right through the door, Shroud. Same way we entered.
It's gonna be close.
Ah, we got it's only 100 minutes, you should be able to hit it.
Be very mindful, my person was sprinting challenged.
That's a fucking lie, I do have nipples. Who said I don't have nipples?
Man, I'm so how do you, do we figure out how to just bolster all your stuff?
I don't know what the button is.
I just pressed four.
Yeah, you should have went the other way but that's fine. Can you make it down? Yeah, we should have made it down.
Okay, you've got time. Three minutes.
Oh, I'm here. Should I start it? Yeah, you're good.
So, okay, so would you step in with the proximity of the zone, then we all only have 30 seconds
to get out?
Is that how it works?
No, it's 30 seconds to activate it, so if I do the whole 30 seconds, you can just walk
up here and press F and you're out.
Someone has to start it.
Okay.
Yeah, I know that the red smoke, it gets it there, somebody within 50 meters, so I'm
gonna take that out.
Yeah, we heard that as well.
I wonder how much this legendary Eagle will give me.
I hope it's enough for you to start a profession.
That'd be cool.
For your family heirloom.
Legendary Eagle's not a valuable to sell.
It's a legendary, yeah.
I don't think I've seen a legendary that's ever seen a purple.
Yeah, that guy's pissed.
No wonder their plans are safe.
Yeah, they were ratting that.
They were playing very cautious.
So they were really proactive though in the outset,
like jumping up on the wall.
Like they had us at half time for sure.
I should have gotten aggressive, but that makes sense that they didn't know because they had stuff.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay, yeah, did you guys unlock any Mastery Points yet?
Or if you have your ulcer, definitely check your hit tab and check your Mastery stuff when you're just walking around the chateau.
It'll be like...
Oh, I got the helmet out of that, boys.
Nice.
Nice.
Yeah.
Let's go talk to our friend.
Hello.
It's so good to see you.
I got you for an hour.
I have my ultimate now.
Yeah cool, what is your ultimate?
Very good.
Eyes up here.
Eyes up here.
Eyes up here.
I think it's going to be, you're going to be using a quick weapon and melee and just like get in there and just start swinging.
Who the hell is Hector so when I was a couple days ago when I was watching are you cheating on me you can heal off dead bodies
So like you run up to a body shroud that's yeah, I think you can just hammer it and get health back
Well that things actually fairly certain
40 Rai I dropped that I don't know if that's a bug or not. That's how he was using it for sure. Oh
Oh
Oh shit, I could become a cook with 50 silver
What do I what kind of profession should I do do you have do you have 50 so if you have 50 silver
You're way ahead of me man. I'm only at 17. There's just no way. Oh hell. No, I ain't got no 50 silver
I was just reading out how much it took
Okay, yeah, I don't know what profession to take either but those guys I think had professions because they had like orange in them
Yeah, yeah, oh, I'm definitely gonna do the metallurgist
metallurgist
So trophies, I guess you sell a hundred percent because there's no use of them
Whereas the other like crafting stuff, I guess they're like blue crafting rare
You should probably I have a serpent stone that I found when I built that
down. It's like the problem for a sword. Oh, scavengers, the people who farm shit.
Yeah, where do I sell? I'm trying to see the same thing. So if you go to anybody that has a
shop vendors like it'll be the second or third line down like let me see your
wares and then you can either buy stuff from them or you can you can sell stuff
by holding the left ship and then left will be an item that seems to be in the
inventory.
Oh yeah I don't know honestly I don't care that much whether there's like a huge
price difference between the vendors since they're all right here in the
courtyard I can't imagine there would be what I'm
How much is EGLE worth?
Yeah, let's, I wanna hear about the EGLE.
Nine silver and six gold.
Wow!
What?
Yeah.
Gold?
It's worth gold, so gold is a hundred silver, I think, if I remember correctly.
Wait, is that gold?
Bruh.
The gold or is it bronze?
Well, like, well, why would it be, why would it be...
That's insane if that's the case.
Yeah, it's probably bronze, right?
I don't think it's gold.
The copper, copper coins, I should say.
It's copper
Shit!
Mine's silver. Yeah.
So that's, I mean, that's, well to be fair like that's more money than I have.
That's like half of all I've earned.
Nine silver is a lot.
Yeah, if I should definitely sell that right now.
I would say so, yeah.
Yeah, I'm sensing hold on to it.
I got 14 silver now.
Not bad.
Yeah, fuck it.
We only need the eggs we need me.
What?
Who said that?
Bastards.
We gotta find the rat cave.
Let's go again.
We go again.
For the rat cave.
We go again.
We go again.
We go again.
We go again.
We go again.
We go again.
We go again.
We go again.
We go again.
We go again.
Yeah, this is me, uh, a professional.
Y'all, this music's kinda hyping me off.
Shit! We're run through a door.
do do do do do do do do do do do do do that one
catch it that's very instrumental
why in an inventory bass bass you say no oh shit
Where is it?
Oh, Tom.
Holy shit, this guy in front of me is level 40.
I know, right?
Jesus.
There's some gamers out there for sure.
Watch what!
How can we play the game?
First, gotta be sexy.
That's number one.
Bring this bronze to you.
Two, I don't know.
I'm gonna be honest.
I don't know.
fucking stammer what what did I do
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Boys, I don't know. I just work
here. I don't know.
What if you turn fast as your titties slap your chin?
No, but your mother's titties do.
You piece of shit, how dare you?
Love that you have a European friendly streaming schedule.
Thank you. Thank you.
How you feeling? I'm feeling good.
I'll be honest, I was hungover as a son of a bitch this morning,
but I'm feeling a lot better.
This game's cool. I think we're going to play it for the next couple of days.
It's a cool game.
I wish we could duel here, like practice dueling much.
I agree.
That'd be fun.
I hear somebody drowning on the screen somewhere.
We just would like, yeah, because I suck if they let me help.
I think Peanut would enjoy this game.
I'm definitely going to tell him about it.
I know what I'm going to look up.
Keep buying for Holster.
And you've got a spear.
That dude got a spear!
Okay, by default it is zero on the number line to pull out your hands and put away-
They're trying to get Stroud's attention over there.
I mean, the first one I would have thought of.
Stroud, I think you got some friends over there, man.
Yeah, he's got a big spear.
What the heck's going on here?
Damn he looks like you
Jason back up over there. I'm coming
Back up. We're gonna double shop pistol
Oh my gosh, this guy is good
Look at him. Oh, man
He does seem to be closely related to you hutch
What 35? I hope we don't do against level 35. No, it's
So
Really if you ever people over level 20, I don't know what level those guys I didn't check
These can come get some my
Okay, they're like
Something tells me they're in the same raid. Yeah, something tells me the same
I can't argue with that.
So where are we going now?
We're going to the Rat Cave, I believe in us.
Rat Cave is the place.
To the Rat Cave! To the Rat Cave!
Oh, and we can hit that...
Is that camper over here somewhere?
This game is called Hunger.
Yeah, we're very close to that family camp.
Shut the hell up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
I definitely scared me the first time it happened, but I can see it just being annoying going
forward.
It's just another, like, alert.
Like the smoke clouds and the sand, like a flare pistol shot.
Yeah.
It's loud too and it ain't quiet now. It's loud.
Is there a bridge?
Somewhere here, maybe to the right.
I wonder if there's alligators in the water.
It's like there's an area where there's a little estuary there we ought to be able to cross.
The water pulls up a little bit.
Oh yeah, there's a little cross here. On the right.
It's not a little log alligator
I guess I'm it looks like iron or and grown on the side of these cannons. I'm assuming that yeah
I got a pickaxe and like the skill you can mine that I'm pretty sure that's what I have
Really, okay. Yeah, you said you had one
I'm gonna say, uh, you got here on the left.
Missed it, but...
Gonna do it.
Crawl around you careful.
Squirrel!
Squirrel!
Squirrel!
You got him.
Ain't no squirrel scaring me no more.
Got some sour garlic.
Nice.
I
Nice
Proud and Tuber
Indigo flakes watch out
Yeah, I agree Shane I think I agree with everything you just said
that cave up here no we're not you know it's where it's south like 500 meters shows you
how much I know do we want to loot anything on the way or just now let's rush through
There's a scene like this game has
Mean that's funny a little bit over a loot or yeah, there's plenty of loot going around because you don't have a lot of space
Yeah, exactly. So you have to
prioritize it doesn't like
Our chimneys is a rock. I was gonna say you guys were fighting that
Watch your step
You've simply got a like a mountain crystal vibe as well
I'm familiar. Yeah. There might be a skit. I'm not familiar with it. There is a movie.
What am I thinking of? Yeah, thinking of some like, oh, it's right on the tip of my tongue.
Oh, I don't remember. Do you say Alexander Dupont? Yeah, I'm familiar with him.
I
Yeah, 100% Alexander who is he French you've heard of the three months to tears
Yeah
Oh
Like a story from
I'm more familiar with if you heard of the English writer dr. Seuss
It's more up my realm of expertise.
One fish, blue fish, red fish, two fish.
Do you... Okay, this might be a crazy thing to say out loud, but like, do we even believe any of those stories from three, four, five hundred years ago?
No.
Because like, there's no literal proof.
Well, the history is written as fiction, so they weren't...
Well, you can't just take like a piece of paper and be like, yeah, that shit's from this time.
Chocolate.
You know, like anyone could have wrote that.
Possibly.
Anyone could have wrote that in the past 50 years, and just said it was from forever ago.
I think, and I'm a genius, if you have multiple stories, collaborating themselves from different areas of the world,
Then you can pretty much take it as back
Like if Joe Schmoe over here said that something was happening and Joe Schmoe across the world was saying the same thing
They probably ain't lying kind of like Moby Dick
and I
Yes, Herman Melville, I'm sure with a dream
That's why dragons were real they had to be
They had the base ship you
Yeah, it is holy shit, we have to go across all this terrain is so annoying
I don't know if it's better to go it might be better to go should we go?
We'll say we'll say we'll say we'll say look
It's just a strain is making it so awkward to get from the game
Well, this is why I'm trying to the horror
Dragons work probably real right? I mean how is multiple civilizations?
Depicting the exact same large flying reptile shroud right on me that old dinosaurs, right?
Then they had dinosaur dragons back then or something
Make the job make the job watch this shit
Just absolutely this guy's fighting you know, so I come to the right. All right. It's an absolute
Jump. I don't know what happened
I'm gonna be able to make that out of it, see.
You got it, you got it.
Alright, here we go.
Oh no, I didn't make it.
I must have barely made that shit, though.
I caught an edge on the way down, so it didn't lose any armor.
Alright, didn't even get close.
Dude, this run is brutal.
We're almost there.
And give us, I don't know if I can...
A Dankea or something to get across these lands.
I don't know.
Oh, you guys are in like, damn.
Well, I have to, am I going in there and it's kind of buff, I think.
Yes, we are in the same place.
Dragons.
I'm definitely putting my next bastard point into the stand.
Have you heard the dragon bone theory on why we don't have any?
No.
Why?
Um, science professors, believe.
that dragons could have had bird-like bones and bird bones do not
fossilate because fossilized because they are house-applied I'm trying to
sound smart bones but they're hollow in the middle so they do not fossilize
well
What the fuck
Damn it
You bait I need your heel hutch. I keep running out of stamina every time. Yeah, there we go
We can't we're gonna go this way. We're gonna go this way. Oh that works. Yeah. Yeah
Oh my
Get armor for that. Yeah only armored damage. No health damage
nothing did that armor this fuck you for armor no I did not I think it was super
away it's all good somewhere I don't know if it's up or if it's down I'm gonna
be honest this terrain is kind of confused this point it might be about
their teeth somebody now here's the next theory somebody collected all the teeth
and hit it from every one of the six eight years of you know I've got I've got
some time sorry I'm almost low
I like to say dragons were birds
But a pen yeah birds are
Well, then that comes up with like the pterodactyl. Why did why did the pterodactyls bones fossilized into that argument?
And you haven't got a right. I'm assuming. No, no counter. I've been made it that far. Usually people stop listening to me at this point
I'm sorry to see our Canadian friends didn't knock down at the tournament yesterday, chef.
Yeah, that was a brutal watch, man.
Did you watch?
Oh, man.
Yeah.
It's a tough hang.
They were all talking.
I woke up for everything.
All right.
They lose in hockey.
Now they're losing in soccer.
I don't know if the kids slightly to the north or slightly to the south.
If we go, I'll go right.
You guys go left.
If the US wins, that means every European country has to call this sport soccer, correct?
Yes, for at least four years.
Oh, nope. Can't go this way.
No, okay. It's not gonna go that way.
All right.
It's a lot better.
It sounds better than football anyway.
It does.
I mean, there's literally probably a less than 1% chance they win, but you never know.
Yep.
You never know.
It's more south, guys.
It's not here.
Okay.
More south, for sure.
Yeah, we can go up this way.
We can go up this way.
It's southeast of us, I think.
I don't I think it's down like at the actual it says a southern bluff. I think it's actually down there
Zero chance that happening. I've been here in a lot of zero chance the US make it through full play
They got a win tomorrow
Fuck is Belgium ever done other than great incredible waffles. I mean they finished third place
Oh shit, okay, that's pretty good then
Oh, we are watching though England is playing Mexico at the Azteca in Mexico City. Oh really?
I didn't know that. I like how the final plan is
Who's supposed to win that for the?
Mexico is probably slight favorites England are a better team, but Mexico
They're playing at home. They're playing at altitude. It's like 7,000 feet onto smog
Sometimes I'm telling you I look for this for forever. I was so impressed. I found it instantly
But that's just because it was like a lucky strip. Is that it? I mean, that's it
I got a lucky straight shot from one of our
Yeah, we had a lucky straight shot because we spawned in camp Lorette and we just ran straight west
boom it was there yeah I don't I should have looked at the map when we got there
I'm gonna go a little lower yeah well this is this is me earlier man like I'm reading the
actual text of the thing trying to figure out oh well see for this less of that I figured we're
gonna live from the raid that we were in so I didn't bother to like look on the map exactly where
we were and now we've been back twice right so yeah we went back so easily yeah
cuz we had the same fun who's winning how we're so close I wish once you had
visited the location you could like strip on your mouth I mean Norway beats
Brazil it's crazy right with the locations that you had visited especially
It's like a quest list
So who do you guys have today Norway or watch out what's this?
How do I how do we disassemble this how do we yeah, what do we do what do we do about it?
Why would you think you had a swing at it?
I thought I was going to cut the wire or something.
I don't know.
Oh, we have to make it, how does somebody help deal if you're hurt?
Oh, just, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Alright, the little thing is over here again the rats nest and let's run straight to an extract so we don't have to look for this again
Fair I like you're taking touch. You can't
I
Loose that I'm oh, I may have I may have hallucinated, but I also may have just heard some of those
I've heard something your door
But I hope about
Got a rats nest how far is that?
Think we go east side or west side before it
Drop the floor of me. We'll make it
Yeah, this word that we're passing the left you definitely
I think shrub turned his
Settings down
I went to the Soap High Stadium for the first time for one of the World Cup matches.
it was that stadium is fucking
Well, it's like a shit man, which wish you said I remember you're talking about it
I just don't know which it was uh
Canada for South Africa
Oh awesome
It was around a 32 I think
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's ten of them six days or something like that. Yeah. Oh, that's sick
Do you have good seats?
Yeah, yeah, I was like
I
Like fourth row
And supporting your boys well done. Yeah, it's cool. Well, you're from Canada watch
Shit can't do that now though, so
U.s. Adopting us. Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, now we're now we're now we're team USA
What's it like being the second best at hockey
talking. Who's the best? U.S. at the moment. Historically, it can't go to the end. I don't
know anything about him. Me neither. I know that we won. You guys all do this? Yes, I'm
in. I know we said, I know we said we probably should actually. They got some good ass loot
I got the right guy.
We're not still a good guy, I'm gonna get a lot of gunshots for sure.
I think this is what they got the eagle from
Sorry
You want to shoot this guy for the million I think we should only shoot you in the head
You know you're all let me play with this guy for much really quick
Okay.
Okay.
I thought we got something for him.
What?
This guy was just not dying.
Holy shit.
I might bleed out.
Okay, I got you.
I got you.
Okay.
Okay.
I didn't kill you.
I'm just gonna kill you.
Okay.
I just kept tanking shots man.
Hit him in the head.
Hope he can't go in the staircase.
Hit him with both my guns. I'm reloading.
Hit him in the head shot.
Hit him in the head.
I
run out of space
Get the eagle get the eagle
No, it's a brute foot
Anything what say it again, sorry
I
Idea
The silver key door and there's a silver key box. Yeah, so there's multiple actually saw that that before when we're up here
There was a silver key range
I think we can go around like they did.
Well, it makes sense why they were on the ramparts, I guess, since the red loot is here.
I see a bit, you're all ready for melee there?
I see check in the archway
Do I hold my nose when I jump in water what the fuck no I hate that shit
Double-dive area
I dare to shoot a guy across.
What chips?
Fuck it.
I can open this desk with a bronze key.
I
Need a
Silver the screaming the screaming lady
Hey, you heard her. Yeah, I play directly in front somewhere. I'm here to scream and lady
Open that desk with that bronze to you, too. We'll get I bet you it's gonna give you a silver. Well, I
Don't know that but finger strong. Maybe you're right
I got a letter
Another letter
Oh my gosh, I just looted a blue sword
Yeah, the rapier
I'm gonna put this this one letter back in here, but I've already read it
Is letters like blueprints
Honestly, I think it's probably closer to like lore, but I don't know for a fact I don't like this one is about Garwin
So I got another bronze key for opening that I did not get a silver key
Close we're close
Yeah
Don't went down I'm up by the way
You pop a heel I did I did not I did okay. I got smacked
Well, I mean, I guess the loot is definitely good in here we guess
Oh wow all the way up here is a gold key wait really up at the light TV peak
yeah yeah almost almost at the peak oh my gosh where I'm at Mike is a perfect
look at the extract long range shots oh there's another massive guy up here oh
Oh shit
If you get stuck down here, you're fine
Oh that shit I'm out
Well, there's some like blue mushroom stuff down here
Guys, I'm not gonna lie, the big guy might be coming down here
Up here, I guess you have to check that other Chateau
How big is it? Where we kill them? The massive one same size of the one that was in the middle
Nope not that guy up here. Oh my god
Oh, we're good to get stuff
There's another one
Shads
try this again
Grab whatever else I'll grab
There was nothing up here
Some of them bullshit you can see that whole area even down to the bridge
Oh my way wait
Give me a moment. Thank you. There's even a little love boy. Here we go
What? No way that's interactable.
What is that?
It's a war horn.
What does that do?
I don't know what it does. I think it just sells people hate.
Just scared the shit out of somebody in the forest. That's what it did.
That's one of the two of the game. That's no clue.
Here's that. That'd be cool too.
Alright. Time to go.
That means war. Look at this angle.
Did you actually see anything there? No, you were getting it.
Oh, it's a quest, got it. That makes sense.
You gotta get quite your way up here and blow the horn.
Yeah.
Oh, was that us? No, it was not.
I wish I had a horse to move my horseshoes.
Let me get to the cave real easy.
Oh no shot.
This little pile of junk on the ground had another bronze key.
well shit so I have two now but yeah I thought you I thought you open one so I
used what I had one I used one to open the depth and then it had it had two
letters and then the key in there
you don't have a sub right yeah you don't know
I mean maybe there's somewhere else in the courtyard or no.
Yeah, it's like a hill.
If anyone's up here holding, we just sit out here and we like pick a cuppy and we just hide.
Agree.
And we let them out and then we blast the first one.
Yeah.
We just take the three of them out.
Now that we know what we're working with in there, like that, they go pretty deep.
Oh yeah.
You don't want to fight in there either, man.
Yeah, that's how it's hell
Well, let me put this way. I don't know if I can make a melee weakling
I'm playing the guy who I can repair my own armor and everyone else
I was thinking I was the only one but I think it's because they're trying to make the character the camera it doesn't
Like it doesn't remain
Static to your perspective. It's just wobbling
Is that what it is bro, I'm like I'm doing that a hundred percent. I'm not feeling too good playing it
Like it was fine at it was fine at first, but three four hours later
I'm feeling like a wobbly dude me too. When you get off a fucking treadmill
I don't know if you've ever gotten up on those much, but it's like when you get off a treadmill
And you didn't get old, you know, he feels all weird and shit
You don't have to walk because your body is used to that sense of motion
Cause you run outside, huh?
Yeah, I do.
I like Sun.
Agreed.
Touches grass on a regular basis.
Amen.
Amen.
Appreciate you thinking about me.
I think I'm about to have my hole.
Yeah, you should.
You guys are.
I
Yeah, I did
Repairs 100% of your armor over the course of 10 seconds
Yours only mine. Oh, okay
Oh
when it's up and I think it's I don't know these actual that like maybe five
minutes
oh lots from the skill tree yeah I did that like I can carry two weapons in the
stone area
which I that's why I've been talking about able to generate energy while sprinting
that's that's the one I'm gonna unlock next because my guy is my gala's pretty
good there's stamina one I have two points actually that I can spend out
energy ready regeneration starts 10% faster all they have one under fire
alert you to the direction of an attacker if they miss you with a ranged
weapon yeah yeah that's what I was saying earlier I actually think that's
really strong if you're concerned about slivers I like the ramrod tempo drill
Master reloads at the one that falls for a thing. Yeah, that's a good one, too
And also this one that just flat reduces reload time for ramrod weapons. I think yeah ramrod Kimpo on the last one
Able to block projectiles with a melee weapon
That's amazing, so what would you just hold block and if they shoot you you block it. Yeah
Okay, I gotta go talk to this guy, I'm doing this for him on the lens.
How does he know I'm a bag?
How?
I don't bag that much.
Hello again.
Here's your Twitch Prime!
I'm just kidding.
Or am I?
Oh, you see this pipe?
Uh, so where are you?
Trout actually is talking about getting a pipe just like that on IRL.
Yeah. Yeah, I was thinking about getting a pipe like this. What do you think?
Like, this guy, what does this guy's holding?
Oh! Um...
I think it would come out. Wow, that's that's a sophisticated
It's a compliment. What my glasses right a little bit. Yeah, I give it that look at that
Little curvature. I just gotta get I gotta get yeah, I gotta get some black nail polish to really match it
I think you need well. I think you need more ivory in your life. That's what it looks like to me is farmed out pretty nice right there
Mm-hmm out of detail a lot of detail
Nice fight.
All right.
It seems like, I don't know if it's just me
or if it's like the actual, the bottom part
is way too large, like out of scale.
It's like ginormous, a lot of tobacco
or whatever you're smoking in there.
Why does, why does every map say 20 minutes remaining?
What does that, what does that mean?
I don't know what it's, it's weather condition.
Maybe it's the time of day.
All right.
So which one are we taking chat for mastery?
Which one?
big ramrod well there's one map I haven't played it's somber forest I have to do
something there I have to yeah I have to search for powers look at each of us
How do you know it's a somber force because it says it in the first paragraph of the
description otherwise it wouldn't you wouldn't know oh yeah good to see you heard
Yeah, Chef.
Yeah, Chef.
Chef, it's her, Chef.
I'm ready.
Oh.
Dude, you watch the game right now?
I am. Yeah, I've got it up.
What's it looking like?
So Brazil actually won a penalty at the bar early in the first half,
and the Norway keepers saved it.
So it is still no-no.
No way.
Yeah, wait, did you so did you guys you guys know the third person view I?
Yeah in town. Oh
No, it doesn't work in the game, but it's just jank in the lobby because there's got like a
I
Right there
Shit it's like I'm back home
Just kidding Toronto does not look like this nine
Did I wish I was born in British Columbia fucking I was always jealous
actually that's not true I thought I was jealous but I was actually jealous
everyone knows born in America
hey man, hey man
Canada sucks because they get everything dude Canada gets everything 10 years late
it fucking blows they just recently got rid of data caps I don't know if you guys do that
they got GTA 5 yet?
they also got GTA 6
they're gonna get GTA 5 that's how behind they are exactly
I don't know, I have a lot to do.
Yeah, that looks like a watchtower.
USA! USA!
I don't know the points on this map enough to know what this is, but we'll figure it out.
Is that the way up on the uh, the old staircase there?
Dude, what is happening?
My frame rate just took a huge hit right there.
Me as well. Oh, yeah, same.
There's a trap in the building, so fine.
Yeah, don't go through the door. I guess the map is kind of cursed
I mean I wasn't suffering like this on the other map. No, that's fair enough fair point
Okay, I got a wash tower cool. Oh
There's a trap door up here
Wait, wait, does this use a bronze key?
Oh, these both use...should I use bronze keys on these two things?
I actually don't.
I don't know, man.
There's no other way to get into the towers.
Alright, well let's try this trap door and see what it does.
Ooh, oh.
I would just let you go up here and then you can loot that box.
We're stealing all those loot.
Take the loot.
Take the loot.
Take the loot.
Oh, oh, I would just like to go up here, and then you can look at that box
We're stealing all those loot
There's a legendary in here bro take this
Hell yeah, big fine
bone char you guys want to go push that shot I need to kill oh shit cameo of
cast wait is this like one of the necklace things you do wearable yeah I
think the wearable I don't have any way to I'm trying to drag it into the slot
but that's probably not that it's probably just a say valuable pop left it
says it says crafting material legendary cameo of caster oh maybe you need it to
craft an actual wearable
yeah I think you got it
you should grab some stuff though
you're good
I'm running for the shot right now
okay we'll catch up with you
it's cool okay
so there's also a chest of like a
desk up there but I bet it just has
letters on it
whoa look at this area
wait what though
this looks crazy
We're playing on woods. I
Thought about that earlier when I was reading the stretch of the map send play the yet. I like this mountain up here
That's pretty dope
Yes, it's a sweet map we want to go in this area or just try to hit the watchtowers and get our quest done
I have no strong preference. I don't know enough like do we have to hit them all in one life?
Or does it like now that we went for one we were done? I would assume so
I think it follows the one where you gotta do it in one hit.
Yeah, okay.
That's my guess.
I don't even have to watch towers, I don't think yet.
It's from the guy who gives you the ability to extract or the T-shirt.
Oh my god, the next watch tower is the complete other way.
It's not even this way.
Oh, is that Galerius to the northwest?
Galerius is what we, no we hit, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Galerius.
So why don't we go to that?
Let's go to that.
a little bit shot agree I think this is actually gonna take you in the direction of where we need
to go as well because that sounded north-west right
you bastard you scared the shit out of me I know the first one to do that
okay well that'll happen won't it I don't have to watch out there's another one at the top
There's another one at the dam, I'm bleeding.
Do you need heals?
Watch this wire right here, I'm okay.
I'll blood bag it up.
Try not to put this wire in it.
See?
Could you technically walk around in a blood bag with filled with your blood type?
in real life can just be like invincible.
Yeah, that makes sense to me.
There are negative effects to the blood pressure.
I can't just load myself up with my own blood
and just counteract the losing blood of getting like,
I guess I don't know what would happen to me.
That makes complete sense to me.
Yeah.
In Bellingwood, when you start trying to blood bag early,
there's gonna be detrimental effects
to learn about it then.
So we don't fuck with blood bags here
A lot of people do that um that um that um
Cleaning just juke it. Oh that too. Oh, that's a new shit. Yeah, people do the blood cleaning
Yeah, and then IV kids IV kids huge in sports
Yeah, well for saline and for recovering electrolytes
Right above us literally right above us
Like below instead of cave. Oh, yes, might be
Yeah
Inside all the top right
Oh, thank god shit, I'm doing it
I can't see nothing.
He addressed it because I got the ulti.
Shit!
They're holding the entrance to their hearts.
The body's won.
I hit one and they wailed on me.
We have a head glitch which could be a good thing or a bad thing, I'm not sure.
He popped his red buff, whatever that means.
He could be running out soon.
You ready to attack?
He might just send it.
I'm gonna sprint across to try and draw a fire.
Oh, he went to the left.
Cracked him.
Nice, nice, nice.
I'm sure he had a grenade.
I don't know if I should repair my armor for a sec.
I think you've got to get some push.
It's going to take 8 years.
I can pop my Q for you.
I'm drawn fire.
If you want to do it, my armor is also cracked.
Yeah, you should pop it.
Oh, I think I had to be next to you when you popped it.
Yeah, I think so too.
That's fine. At least he's getting it.
Almost not right.
It's so dark in there like I can't I can't see anything. Yeah, I can't see anything until their muzzle flashes off.
I'm on low setting so they're just right. These guys are puffin.
They might be on low too, so we might not be as dark.
How many times have I hit this guy, man?
Let's see if I can't get a separate angle from you guys a little farther back.
Yeah, we don't know if there's another entrance in here.
I would assume not, because if I were them I already would have gone that way.
Jump across again.
Just drop fire.
Jump across.
You missed.
He's on the left side?
I'm trying to wait for the guy on the right, because he's low.
I got a separate angle.
Throw one more shot and then we push him.
The guy's upright is not peeking still.
Yeah, I can't see anything from back here.
It's pitch black for me.
When they have something that's like just shooting, they can shoot multiple shots.
They have to have low settings, has to, has to, has to.
What?
I just bodied, I bodied one again.
I hit one on the left, low left.
I hit one on the right.
I'm waiting for my passive to kill one of my armors.
They're walking up, they're walking up.
I hit one, they're close, they're close, they're close.
They're not up top anymore, they're all walking up.
got one
i think i hit his armor
i think you go for a shot here
i missed he hit me
loading
guns up
once close flat down wall big time
holding this
i'm still waiting for the peek
i have another shield here in a second
nice shot
wow
just hold
yeah you risked
they're gonna push off those
I
My ultimate is down so I have my QF coming over to you Mike
Okay
Gun up
It's right there
Do you have your alps?
My alt is down for two and a half minutes. I used it. He'll watch and I heard my spam heels then
Damn nice shot by them
Yeah, I never saw
to crawl up to you shrimp yep there's just no way they once crack pushing out
okay nice they popped armor don't overextend here I'm gonna try to read it
okay they might not know about downs because they haven't pushed once on a
single down right wrestling just hold the door he's out he's out he's out
out okay I don't see me I'm kind of hiding right now
Oh, it's just you, I see.
You can be a load of it.
I'm walking him.
I'm getting behind him.
Jason.
Can I block him?
God damn it.
Jason?
Can I block him?
God damn it!
Fuckin' him!
Fuckin' him!
You got him.
No! That's right!
How did you not beat him?
That was it. I'm assuming when you swing without a Sam you take you do less damage probably. Yeah, I guess I don't know
Cuz like we were both me and him were in each other. We were doing like no damage. I
Mean the fights in this game are a little weird. I have to say it just feels really slow
Yeah, it's very dark and darker ass with the combat. Yeah, I needed stamina
He needed stamina. We were both just like swinging for the fence
That's really strange
It's just thing when you're out of stamina you do like literally no damage, so I'm assuming when I was hitting him there
Nothing at all. That's unfortunate man
and we fought a good fight though.
They, I could not see them inside the cave
until I like stood inside the cave
and like I had the eye adaptation to be able to see.
Oh dude, I couldn't see nothing.
They were shooting me, no problem.
I guess dark cave, light outside, makes sense.
That part makes sense, yeah.
I think they were also benefiting
from some lower graphics as well, but.
Yeah, I was seeing them pretty clearly.
Fuck!
Yeah, I cracked two guys and then down that one as soon as we pushed in and then that was it, we were in trouble.
Yeah, I ran through, sliced that one guy down them, got traded and it was just, it was just bad.
So it was, we were lucky because the first shot, the last shot that guy fired hit me down me.
Otherwise, I would have been, I could have been in the fight there much longer.
And I missed him with mine never ran up how to hit that shot whenever he was in the back
We don't have him old dad
Shit
Entie good fight friend is the aminus a these should hold lock
I guess I think I think I lost because I what yeah, I think I lost because I was walking I think block is bad
What's it's not being locked?
I got parry. Yeah, exactly. Yes.
Yeah, dude, I'm liking the game. I'm liking the game. I think once we have our...
I totally forgot about the key bind. The left awp. The dodge.
Oh yeah, the dodge, yeah.
I don't think I'm going to use that. Yeah.
So that would probably not be...
Hey, you can dodge.
Yeah, it's like the first thing you teach you in the tutorial.
You can hit ult and do a little side step.
It does a significant amount of stamina I think.
I did do the tutorial.
Well, shit.
I mean it was a lot uneven for me.
I actually went back and did it twice because there were parts I missed.
The first time I did it I totally missed the range combat portion.
There's like a little range that they had to up.
I thought you had to use the different weapons.
Oh, I need to grab some equipment.
Fuck, you looking at paint?
Yeah, well it sucks that I burned all my heels for no reason and then I went in with nothing.
that was a mistake
uh-uh
What type of game is this I don't really know what else was in that cave like I don't know how to explain that
It looked like it went super deep, but maybe there was a drop down
It's like
How do you explain this game
I feel like it's better to fucking go for a headshot and miss than go for bodies with
a gun.
Agreed.
Because you get that instant down, right?
Yeah, just...
Like it.
Yeah, it's just so many different games, kinda like all smushed together in one.
I'll need David at 26 months!
I just put two mastery points into reloading.
Looked at the Remrod.
Mark and Darker hunt showed out extraction shooter. Yeah
They had lots of heels too. We hit him over and over again there in the cave. We didn't know it was for like a scene
Yeah, we had him so many times. Well, they had the character with the shields. I heard it go off.
I swear every time I look over like anytime we play something new it's always people saying
that how one game is better than the game that we're playing or how this game shits
on another game.
I say there's a world where they can all be good and they can all be bad and they can
all have their own little niche like why does one game have to be better than another game
And why can't two games just exist?
Yeah, I see Konstantinus watchtowers don't want to cross off, so it's all in one rain.
Yeah, having an opinion and being a shitbag is completely different, believe it or not.
You can have an opinion without dogging on one or the other, you know?
You can?
True.
True.
through to ruins I must survive and report back to me I mean it's either all
one right you could be as long as you survive all I guess if you extract any
you track again yeah that's big Jason thank you guys I might have to restart
this to you I feel like it's like four minutes was like a long time maybe it's
just that map
I don't know.
Yo, guys, you excited about the new House of Dragon episode tonight?
H2O's wanting to know how long playtest is.
I didn't see them.
Delirious.
It's till the eighth, I believe.
Yeah, tonight, every Sunday, I think.
The first episode was the second episode I liked.
Again, I'm not going to give any spoilers.
But first episode, I don't like in any TV show movie.
I don't like feeling that everything that can go wrong is going wrong.
I don't enjoy that.
It's not fun for me. It's I don't I don't enjoy that type of but that that type of things happening in movies and shows
Like it's like oh whoa look at that. Oh look at that. Oh
Oh, okay. Oh, you're dying of water and you're gonna go get a drink
Oh, I bet it's poisoned and it's poisoned. Oh, there you go
I
Like there's different ways to do it
Oh, hey, I just bought a helmet I never seen house to the dragon, but I'm a huge game of thrones fan
How does it compare to die pass?
Game of Thrones is the hot website perfect
girl that you want to talk to
And how to the dragon that is the
the best friend will do the job you know kind of like that 35 copper I bought it it
restocks you only buy one it seems like you only buy one an hour no it's worth
it it's good enough it will scratch the same itch that game of thrones
But it ain't this incredible generational show that Game of Thrones was, no, not even close.
We're calling House of Dragons a slump buster, quite literally, yeah.
If you read the books, House of the Dragon is good.
good well if I was smart I wouldn't be retarded so yeah I guess so you're you're not wrong
you're not wrong at all
I feel like I feel like you can say the opposite for Game of Thrones because anytime I ever talk
was to a Game of Thrones nut that read the books. They all say that it's completely different.
You know, I'll say this as well. I saw a YouTube video that was the ending of the person who wrote
it was supposed to be the ending, like the difference. And I sat there as I was listening to it,
just going, why would they do the shitty ending that they did when this was an option?
They did one where it was like, I think Game of Thrones has been out for 10 years, so spoiler
alert.
And here we go.
They did one where like Jon Snow ends up having a kid or something like that, and the kid
ends up being the next ruler and all this that and the other, like some really crazy
cool concepts and they kind of just ruined it. I mean, I guess I really didn't do a single spoiler
saying what I just said, but...
Because they cut the show short. Isn't that because like all the actors wanted more money or something?
Why'd they do that?
I don't have any brown shoes this time, but...
maybe I'll find one in his old stove it's just charcoal
charcoal I think as well I just bought one god damn it how do you know that I
do yes sir yeah we're gonna fit is it gonna fit watch out
hell yeah so on my screen you're not wearing a helmet that's the best part
let's just go straight north for the other tower I guess
do it should we go in the lower part
oh the directors got approved to do a different movie I hope that movie was a
flop there's no there's no I hope whatever movie they picked instead of doing
more game of thrones stuff sucked because fuck them for that decision well
what do you guys think so far after playing Star Wars well never mind the
game in general what do you think touch huh yeah yes agreed I don't think he
was listening I was talking about game of thrones in Star Wars well hey those
are two worthwhile subjects so Travis that's what you think of the game so far
Yeah, like four or five hours in. What do you think? Very slow
Yes, I'm enjoying it
But it because I do I a little got a little bit of the Tism and a little bit of AC DC
It is
It has my attention, but it's not like I don't feel like I'm getting sucked in by the hips
You know what I'm saying? What what elaborate on what a CTC is
88 G
He feels like it's not fast moving enough if I'm understanding and this is coming from a Tarkov player
I mean I play some slow fucking piece of shit games and I must call in this game piece of shit, but
Maybe it's a movement. I don't know. I don't know. It's just it's a cool game though. I definitely want to play it tomorrow
But it hasn't really grabbed me it hasn't really really grabbed me yet
No. Yeah, nothing, nothing stands out.
I haven't played it and been like, damn, that's the hook right there.
Exactly. That doesn't happen yet.
And I don't know who I don't know if you go to that.
We'll see. So yeah, I definitely want to.
It's not like so bad where I'm like, this game sucks.
I don't want to play it.
But it's also not so good where I'm like, I, you know, it's not like our
creators where it sucked me in and I didn't want to do anything but play
our graders I think the thing that sends out for me is that while this is fun
because I've never done it before so it's fun and challenging exactly the
different systems I don't know like Tarkov was a game that I was willing
on the bridge on the bridge gentlemen they're coming right towards us
I'm going for a choppy
On the bridge
And with you can you market middle mouse on that there's no there's no just you'll see up there's all over it just crashed
Right there
Yeah, they're coming our way they're coming our way
Oh, I cracked one.
I hit him again.
Oh, I think he killed him.
No.
Oh, no.
He's running way back left.
Back to me.
Loading.
Loading.
They're going to chase by it.
The bookie man.
The bookie man is actually there.
The squirrel in the bush.
I hit the squirrel.
No.
I missed him.
I missed.
I missed.
I think he killed one.
Nope.
knock it down we might need to push
we're day at we're day at we're day at they both went left for sure
north-right shot at that the guy who was they were coming this way you had it
right we have to cross the bridge to I'll go first I think you just resist
probably I swear I just saw something stand up
I'm pushing across hit one nice for pushing right here I knocked one
kill them nice nice nice okay good work everybody is that they're all is that
we are we clear so I actually I don't know yeah I think so this guy pulled on
okay I don't think they had much but they will give me more in a moldy bag get
Score!
I'll bug it.
We think we knocked one early, right?
I have no idea.
A little bit near me.
How many bodies we got? Two? Because there was definitely three.
Yeah, let's check.
I can't find the third.
There's one, there's two, so I executed somebody over here, actually I guess it was at the
base of this bush, since probably that guy, I hit him in the head, but I guess it didn't
kill him, I thought it did, probably one more somewhere, oh is this the body, no that's
the drooler, they looted the drooler, I looted it, okay cool, I feel like there's a body
somewhere I just don't know where one of those do fuck it yeah okay okay I found
them did one of you guys look mind cosmos wait now this is just the two
bodies in the bush I looted my cosmos okay I mean the first guy I know I was
right here I think they crawled back yeah I shot that guy in the head after you
talked about much but the guy that I killed was this guy right here whatever
fuck it oh we gotta hit this tower that we're next to yeah yeah yeah for the
left. Yes. I mean, there's a reason for the chat to show up. Oh, that's a chat all saying
drop down, drop down. I looked, I didn't really see your body, but it's hard to get a good
angle. Either way, they're four, right? Yeah, they were all four. I mean, he had a backpack
which I didn't have, so I guess that was four that he was. Yeah, I think we've spent more
time losing than winning did you know I need to go me up in there there it is
we've lost two fights in one one big fight so okay now that's now we're two
and two we're five we're back at 500
gosh I'm worried that there's a movie chapter that I didn't see
Can we stab him over the wall?
I'm sure there's a lot up here.
I don't know if you can block the zombie's attacks.
Hey!
I should've just wildly fought.
Oh, God, BITCH!
Can you heal?
Oh my God, we need heals.
Yeah, we need heals.
That hurts so bad.
Healing, healing.
Holy shit.
This is actually, this ability is such a really strong.
That was insane.
I got a blood bag.
I like whispering.
Sounds good in my ears.
No, I have a weird thing.
I like whispering in my ears.
Is that weird?
I guess I found that weird.
It's probably pretty long.
Two things.
You like it.
I mean, ASMR exists.
It's pretty close to that.
Okay, you guys are healing?
Yep, we're healthy.
We need armor whenever I'm trying to get to the Billy's Bank.
Yeah, we're probably at once.
Everyone should have one shield.
Or one armor.
I had to lose that meat, so I'm not good.
Got up.
Oh, you didn't get hit?
I said how Mike is laughing at me getting hit, and then we all got blown up.
I
Definitely makes me startle sometimes make sure we don't run out destroying
Broken glass makes my blood curl
There is another tower
Galleries
Yeah, thank you. Oh
Oh, sorry. Oh, yeah.
Are you the fighter? Is it true that you try to grow chest hair to hide your nipple-less chest?
No, that is not true in the slightest.
That is not true whatsoever.
I think it's a 5 minute move out from the slope of the hill to track time it.
Right off the ramp, I would probably make this game like 20% faster from the early game.
I would take whatever the next tier is up and make that the baseline.
Oh, in terms of abilities and movement speed and stuff like that.
Yeah, I would take every unlockable thing that they have been here one and make that the vanilla and then you
See my like the great weapons and all that shit. Yeah, one tick up
Yeah, I mean it's even case. It's weird like if you get shot in the head
You're dead immediately, but like we had that fight with the guys in the cave
And it's that fight could have gone for an hour if you hadn't pushed right like I know I said fuck
I guess you like my altos like you know what fuck yeah well why not I mean right
it's supposed to be fun oh thank you did pop up for me no problem
that's forehead there yeah cut his head off
It definitely has it's it's like the feeling of the game feels good the combat of the game feels pretty good
It's just the pace the pacing is the only thing that in my opinion how would you how would you fix that like movement
Would you do if you want more feel eyes like more of loose stuff closer together, what would you what would you suggest to address that?
Honestly what I said what I said is tearing everything up like you you should start this game in my opinion
You should start with abilities. I hate the player to be as good as somebody else in the only separate
They call that I thought you do I'm sorry
Anyways, I don't know, I think every one should have a deer that has bolts and all that shit,
you should have that from the rip, and every one should have that from the rip.
But in terms of like the pacing, I feel like the maps are very, very big for how slow
everything is, you know?
that's what they want I don't know
and we should have got actually I'll drop some charcoal for you guys there's a
quest of buying charcoal I'm gonna put it down to the sky
one thing I do like is that if you take damage while you're dealing like that it
cancels the heal for your abilities
oh is that us all right okay that's all right left click again
hey man total you got every every five minutes
again man like what do we got the east there on right PVE was the best thing and
what is what our graders should have done but now no one's playing it right so I
mean every everybody has their own opinions on what is good and what is
bad in my opinion we live in a world where the general consumers attention
span is less now that it has ever been and whenever things aren't a little bit
Faster pace you're not getting like I'm not saying be called a duty. I hate that shit. Just as much as the next guy
I think it's a happy medium
It's like you're about to start have to be far left or far right be somewhere in the middle
Yeah, my blood bag me my blood bag doing our thing
I'm good, but I'm gonna make this jump and then I might need one
that's fast actually for one bar that is oh yeah it's off slow it's good it's a good
ability
I put out Nimo's kit although that's the first fight that we've had as a group where the
The fight was like not inside a structure or a cave.
Like those guys were out in the open when you saw them moving.
Yeah, true.
I don't think the combat feels a little bit better in this situation, I'm not sure that
it feels great in those like everybody's pinned in situations.
Yeah, it's very hard to move for an angle, that's why everybody takes out a turret at
first hand.
There goes that armor again dammit.
Oh we're almost to the last tower.
Extractions of the actual thing work.
Yeah, the environment feels really good.
Sorry I didn't mean to harm like that.
The environment feels really good.
The atmosphere feels good.
The aesthetic is nice, for sure. Can't take that away from the game.
I figured this game's called hunger.
I missed his head off the rip.
Tag teamed him.
There is hang done musket we went against one last game
Appreciate that motherfucker and a revolver
It was like five or six minutes for the cooldown on the ultimate field that I have
I'm assuming there's like a matching reduce to clear them out or make them work back with that kind of thing.
The big ass bird!
I think we're going down that way.
Yeah, we're gonna...
Oh, we can cross this little plank.
Oh yeah, okay.
Not here at all.
We were on plank like this earlier.
Oh shit! Oh shit!
It looks really serious.
Oh my god.
We're doing great
Actually that was the first plank I've ever walked across where I was scared just right
Fuck yeah
bro I'm the cat W traffic guy hit that's honest oh wait we were supposed to go to
the tower we didn't go to the tower did we son of a bitch
well I'm gonna hit it real quick we have to drop down right yeah that's a
little drop right here I think yeah yeah get a little sidewall
So what was the most impressive thing? Obviously the stadium was amazing, but what was the most impressive thing about watching the game live the other day?
Oh, this has to be UE4. Asked to be. I would be shocked if this is the UE4.
Oh, really? Okay. People are intense.
When South Africa was passing the ball back and forth between their goalie and their defender.
hundred.
Got you.
He'll be five, I mean.
Sorry.
Forever.
I'd like to see that.
I won't see that.
That was passively on row engine.
I'm assuming you're not broke, digging, crap.
I don't know.
It was just that arena was crazy.
It's pretty modern.
The amount of, like, different shops and food places you could eat from, the quality of
it was insane.
I couldn't believe it.
My mind was blown under in that city.
pretty modern. The amount of like different shops and food places you could eat from the quality of
it was insane. I couldn't believe it. My mind was blown under in that city.
The hilarious part is of course FIFA won't allow also in the United States of course all our stadiums
have sponsors. They're typically referred to by that sponsor. So like I went to Philadelphia to
link about Anfield Field but it's like the Philadelphia City Stadium because FIFA doesn't
I want to recognize
Okay, watch the yeah, it's always at the bottom somewhere right right here in the ladder don't hit it and then on the other side as well
These towers are okay loot, I guess not really actually
I might take that back if you have a bronze key. It seems like that's the place to get the bronze key and then come
To the tower a bunch of charcoal. Yeah grab that
me in for a quest. Wooden fort. What? Hunch, did you just run over the trap? Okay, in
my defense, I jumped and I fucking missed the jump. And D.G., you know you can't jump
man. Oh no, I still think I can. I tried to at least. We gotta go into the pit, looks
like something I mean another extract should open up any minute now but
so can we get across that so we go through the pit across the bridge and
then under the west side of the starboard
bro I thought I could make the jump man
I
Sir sand
As good of hit reg it wouldn't even be close
That's again since it's my time to gain a little faster pace more stuff going on
on. That'd be three. That's a
sixteen five teams three to five teams.
So that's if it's three players each.
Yeah, three to six teams.
Six, seven, three, eighteen. Oh, yeah, you're right.
The question so far. You're right. It's cool.
I'm sorry. It's cool.
But for me, it's a little slow. I haven't seen it.
I've got so far. Oh, you may shoot it.
No, I'm just going to go around.
I don't have a lot of space for stuff, but I could definitely upgrade all the loot that I have, but I'm not when it's too early to get it.
Yeah, I was going to say at least once where you have to like go visit a location and it's not an innovation from park golf and not like super fun.
Yeah, it's not particularly exciting. Go here and go here and go here and go here and go here and it has extracts.
So it makes sense when you're trying to teach people about the applications, right? Like in the same way that it makes sense in park golf, but would you have to do it?
I got no idea what professions I'm gonna do.
I was like, go here.
Zero clue.
They go here with the key and they go here with the key.
Yeah, if you explore a new map for the first time, it's worth it.
I also think...
It's a good way to segue into what's good loot.
I also think they should just be like, in my opinion,
like the forests and stuff where there's mobs and there's loot.
About the middle of the forest, two mobs and booby traps.
I'm also if it was up to me. I just running anything that wanted to shoot back at me
Have no clue what you just said you said a lot of words, but like I didn't say much
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You try that one again. Yeah
Fuck small POIs
Send me into the depths of hell and let me come out with a lion's head. I
I liked it that was much more concise. I mean we could do that. We're just doing
on the west. You know like we go into the pit that place looks that place is
pretty big. It's Norway winning. What's that? The soccer match. It's Norway winning. Norway's goalkeeper has made some amazing saves.
Oh, 0-0 still. Probably my LG. I want to go watch that game.
Yeah, fair enough. I can do a couple more, but got it up on high.
She want to go into the pit. That's a good idea.
I think the headshot stunned that guy.
So Shrug, do you have the ability to let you heal off the dead bodies right now?
No
What is your ultimate I
Leech damage that's why I sent it in there. I said that in their helpful help
You can heal up their bodies as well with that ability for sure
Oh like me like I'm gonna cast you damage
Yeah, so just for future reference
Thank
You look over shrouded beat the fuck out of
I got him, I got him, I got him, I swear he's already dead!
I got him, I'll take him out!
Oh, nice shot.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Alright, gentlemen. G-fucking-G's.
Got him, right now.
G-fucking-G's.
Trout, are you playing this tomorrow?
What day is tomorrow?
Monday.
Monday?
Alright, thanks.
Yeah, I think so.
I'll probably play tomorrow, yeah.
Alright.
You want a game?
Let me know.
I have an earlier guy, so we'll be on early.
Alrighty, I'll be here.
Phil's nice to meet you, man.
Take it easy, Hutch.
Alright.
Great to meet you as well.
GG, bro.
Later.
Later.
Alright, cool beans, man.
That was a good time.
Listen, I didn't mind that.
that I did mind that I also think like there's certain games that are just kind of like more up my
What's the word I'm looking for there's just games that I'm
That pull me in a little faster than there's games that are a little slower
I think if these guys are questing today and we pvp tomorrow
I think I think it could be more fun. It's like I'm doing more stuff
Like the run around slow questing shit
Hard for a Koopa like me that
Just a little too slow. Just a little too slow. I'm gonna hang out with my wife. Go watch some soccer man
I appreciate y'all dude. Thank y'all so much for hanging out today. Thank y'all for chilling
I'm gonna sit y'all over to the 24-7 channel. You can watch me sit in a corner. It looks like I'm Tarkov
I love y'all man. Have a wonderful rest of your night. Have a wonderful rest of your day
Thank you all again for hanging out today, dudes, and I appreciate you very much.
And I hope you guys have a fantastic rest of your Sunday.
See you guys tomorrow, Brian-