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restaurant Hogan's Hangout.
Okay.
Do you sing?
Oh, yeah, I feel a little bit.
You can sing.
Yeah.
Yeah, Ripley's mom.
She's very great.
When you're in a five mile radius of her,
you can smell that pussy steak.
Oh, yeah, that's steak.
And I had all the people say,
it down on it.
It down on it.
Get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance?
By standing on the wall, get your back up off the wall
Tell me, how you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance by standing on the wall?
Get your back up on it
I heard all about the blues and
Get down on it
Come on then
Get down on it
If you really want it
Get down on it
You gotta feel it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Come on then
Get down on it
Baby, baby, now
Get down on it
Get on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
I say people, huh?
What you gonna do?
You gotta get on the move.
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still
mid-dirty-dude.
What should I do?
Like the straight a-a-a-a-a-a-a.
Go on!
Morning, gentlemen and ladies.
Good morning! Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.
Black shirt! Black shirt! Black shirt! And a bad attitude!
believers rise up believers rise up black shirt on a Wednesday on a
Wednesday lecture good morning everybody good morning good morning good
morning dudes do I have something cool for you do I have something cool for my
I have been for years looking for something obviously I say years we've been multi streaming
now for a good bet you know through the ArcGraders days when we start when we started doing the
the multi-stream shout the cloak see for tell me to do it and to begin with we
started multi-streaming and it has always been very hard to monitor the
fucking chats like it has been the most frustrating thing because I always have
three chats separated I had twitch kick and YouTube and I'd always read twitch
more than YouTube and I'd always read YouTube more than kick and I it was
always fucking hell because I would just it was so hard to look at all three
I'd look at one section and by the time I get to the other section the messages have already changed and it's fucking God
Well finally after all of this time of waiting and waiting and waiting we finally have a solution
The days of the kick chat neglect and the YouTube chat neglect which you guys had at the best are over
Check it look at this. This is our new solution
to the chat problems.
We now have something called Pro Chat that has synced all the chats together, so everybody
has an equal chance to type in for me to see it finally, finally.
It's finally happening.
I can finally see the fucking chats.
So it's actually sick.
Now you guys get to see what it is like, and we just started the day.
We have probably 15% of the chat that we usually have on a daily basis.
This is what I'm trying to read all day.
This is what it's like for me.
Now you guys understand.
It is impossible, bro.
It is impossible.
impossible to try and read the chats when they're going like this in three separate chats.
So at least now I can scroll up and I can fucking, you know, I can see a chat and be
able to monitor where that bitch is going.
Um, there was a streamer that created this called pro chat.
I want to give them all the love possible.
I'll try my hardest to, uh, to tag his shit and whatever, but shout out to him, whoever
the fuck it is.
I saw a tweet, Jake, lucky shout out to Jake.
I saw a tweet, Jake, lucky made about him and he was like, this guy created this multi
this multi chat function and I texted Gav.
I said, bro, we need to get on this shit stat.
So we have the free version now because we're trying it out, but once I know I like it,
which I think I'm going to, we'll let him make sure we upgrade to support the guy who
who made the, uh, made the chat thing to begin with, but super cool, brows, super cool, super
cool, pretty pumped about it. Pretty pumped about it. So now I get to, now I get to see
all the chats, which is nice. No Nick today. No, Nick is, uh, listen, man, I talked to
Nick last night and, uh, you know, he said in all my years of streaming, I have never
been bodied like that for 10 hours straight. And to be honest with him and to be honest
with you I don't blame him I mean bro we were getting hunted down like a bunch
of dogs like like a like a bunny rabbit in a cage full of jaguars yesterday
just getting used and abused the shit kicked out of us man the shit kicked
out of us I thought you weren't allowed to have that bro I'm gonna be honest I
I don't think I am.
I don't think I'm allowed to show it.
But fuck them.
If they wanna ban me, I'll wear the ban.
I don't care.
I know I'm willing to get banned
so you guys know that I am trying
to see y'all fucking messages.
I swear.
Kick YouTube, I swear.
Twitch, again, y'all got it the best.
Y'all sitting on golden thrones in the bathroom.
You got a golden toilet, all right?
You got the best out of everybody.
I'm trying to see everybody equal.
Yo, Ryan, David, the Six Munch Power, the Keto,
Bloodhound, Pac-Man, Durka, Levy, and Dom.
Thank you for the subs.
Yo, so we got some things to talk about this morning.
Some things I never thought in a million,
perjillion, quadrillion, quintillion,
nine million,
oh my,
billion to billion years.
Clip queue is now open post your clip.
So I'll talk about something.
Bro, I'm on Twitter this morning.
Okay.
And I see this tweet from whippy.
All right.
I don't know what whippy I just clicked on, but it wasn't the whippy.
I thought it was.
I see this tweet from whippy.
Okay.
Obviously for those who don't know, Whippy is an Australian streamer, he's a GTA player,
right? Streams GTA. Hey, he tweets this this morning. So gambling fake money in a casino
is so bad, my government banned it.
But robbing the same casino, stealing millions of dollars,
killing countless police officers
along the way in a bad shooting, is perfectly fine.
And I looked at it and I thought,
what the fuck is he talking about?
Rockstar Games have now restricted Australian players
from gambling in the casino and GTA Online.
And here's the this is I guess this is the code
That prevents them from being able to gamble in the game
I'm gonna be honest
I don't care like listen you guys are gonna say it's good or bad
I'm not even looking at the good or bad. I'm more looking at how the fuck did they do that shit, bro?
what that's insanity that that's even fucking possible what the fuck I didn't
know you could do that you could just change the code of the game for a certain
spot in the world to not be able to fucking do a certain thing that's
insanity hey you know what shooting people is fine it's fine robbing banks
That's fine in game. That's fine
You want to shoot some homeless man on the side of the street and run him over with your PS and we're cool with that
But spinning fucking slots
That's where we draw the live dammit
That is where we draw the live all the other stuff. It's a video game
but playing blackjack
You're a piece of shit banned banned banned banned instantly banned
Insanity insanity bro insanity I wonder what's gonna happen with GTA 6 that's the main thing
for me. Are they even going to let you Australians play GTA 6? Australia ain't been the same
since that dancer in the Olympics, let's be honest. You know what I mean? I'm just
going to be real. Ever since y'all put up shawty up there to dance and that shit looked
like I don't even know how to explain what I was saying, you know? It ain't been the
same in Australia. Ever since y'all lost the war to the damn chickens as well, just God,
y'all got to work on your marketing or something. The hell's going on over there, bro? The fuck
going on in Australia, bro? Australia is the only country that I can see where the general
population could 1v1 a dinosaur and win. But they soft as fucking baby shit, bro.
Y'all literally are in a country where everything wants to kill you.
And we afraid of GTA.
The hell's going on? Got the hardest motherfuckers in the world, bro.
Even the trees can kill you over there, man.
That is insanity.
Lost to the emu.
I mean, shit, bro.
They have chickens.
They ain't not.
You can't trust a chicken.
I've said it before, I'ma say it again.
You cannot trust a chicken.
You can't.
are untrustworthy. You can't. What about Prodigy? Well, that's my question as well.
It's like, what about like the modded servers? Like how is it going to be one of those things where
Whippy goes into the casino at midnight, just trying to hang out. And the next thing he knows,
he has the Australian police knocking on his door, arresting his ass for being in an online casino
with it in a video game. Is that what's going to happen?
Like bro, like that's fucking crazy.
No, he just can't interact with it.
it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That'll happen. That'll happen. Let's watch some punch. Let's
watch some club. Sammy Ninja. You need to cater in the sense of a string side before the developed
sheets. Tell the viewers what it is. So essentially, it's the unbanned account tool. It's we are
are the only ones who have the tool.
I promised you that part 2 would be worth it and here it is.
So instead of reading another boring reddit story article or going through another suspicious
video about cheaters, I decided to go directly to its source.
And so everybody please meet Kenny.
Kenny is probably one of the most known cheater in the world as of right now and he's been
in the cheating industry now for years.
He has been one of the first people that developed cheats for art creators and Kenny was single
handedly responsible for stream sniping the biggest streamers in the game.
We're gonna go gamble, can't, I'm Australian, sorry.
Oh, people like burn peanut.
Are you the cheaters?
I was gonna say it.
Come with us, Peter, come with us.
You gotta lose, you gotta lose, you need to go, you need to go.
Hotch, zombie, ninja.
You need to cater in the sense of stream sniping rage hackers.
There needs to be someone at Mbark Studios watching being like, oh, the 10th guy in
in a row, 15 games, game ban on record, let's ban him!
And other streamers that basically gave our graders the biggest visibility and also he
might be the single person most responsible for his people leaving the game.
They were getting stream sniped and cheated and repeatedly killed and I've decided to
interview him and I've decided to go through the cheats together and during our conversation
with Kenny we spoke openly about the cheat development all of the factors around cheats all of the fact
yo bro we got an honorable mention the second guy are you kidding me
yo w's in the chat bro we f*** you made it there's one community and not only that they also spoke
about mbark because i promise to you you will be very surprised about what you will hear in this video
I discovered these vulnerabilities. I did send an email letting them know and how I bypassed it.
I remember I received first an A.
Bullshit! Bullshit! I'm already calling bullshit once, bro.
You're not going to play. I tried to help, card. Fuck you.
No, you didn't, Kenny. No, you fucking didn't. Stop it.
I automated response from the team and then after like two weeks,
one of the team members, I believe it was from the development team,
responded and essentially just closed the ticket and what you heard at the
beginning that the $20 tool can I guarantee guys listen there's one thing
I understand about cheaters is that they are habitual liars they will make up
shit like yeah there's a reason why they're cheating in video games bro it's
not because they're honorable it's not because they're truth tellers okay I can
go ahead and pretty much guarantee you that 90% of the things that this guy
probably is going and has said is complete and utter bullshit reverse your
ban on our creators I promise to you there's gonna be much much more
ridiculous things in this interview that you won't believe yourself
today I'm joined by Kenny I want to put all opinions aside and simply understand
how this world works who are the people behind these communities and why do they
do it how does the business operate and what does someone like Kenny actually
think about current state of arc raiders and maybe he will tell us more about mbark about
anti cheat and about the whole cheating world. So first of all, Kenny, thank you for taking
the time to speak with me and for people who have white hat hackers find exploits and make
money. It's real. Yes, a white hat hacker created one of the most used cheats in arc raiders
and stream sniped me, peanut and clokey every single day for weeks on end yelling get the
Goop get the goop come on get the goop after he just wiped the entire lobby in order for us
Including us he killed us as well in order to get a peanut to loot fucking
Obcats. Yeah, you're right
100% yeah, yeah, no I heard of you
Are you how did you get involved in the archerators cheating scene and why did targeting streamers become such a big part of
of what you do.
was released. I started doing it for fun. As I always like to tell people who like ask
me similar questions, everyone has an outlet in gaming. Some people like playing games
for the social aspect. Some people like playing it for the competitive side. Everyone plays
games for different reasons and I play games.
And some people like to be utter, complete cocksuckers and ruin the game for everyone
else by cheating and shooting them across the map and stealing all of their stuff. That's
That's how I like to play the game.
Fun and my sort of fun is essentially cheating as sad as that sounds, yeah.
Oh, thank you for the introduction.
I will play probably some clips of you hunting down the streamers because I think that was
a big part of basically you, your persona and your business, right?
So we could say that by doing that, you brought your customers to your business, right?
Yeah, completely, 100%.
Yeah, completely.
sort of like this whole cheating war or how to call it that there was like an
outbreak of cheats you discovered yourself that there was like a security
gap in the code from embark side within the anti-cheat and you told me that you
tried to contact them to have it fixed you're giving this loser exposure see
that's the complete difference between your opinion in my opinion whenever
we're watching this these type of videos I use this as information I think that us
Putting our fucking heads in the sand and acting like this never existed or never happened. You might as well call us, Australia as well
Like that's such a weird way to look at things man. Listen, I'm gonna sit here
And I'm gonna dog walk this kitty guy the entire video and talk shit. I don't I don't think I'm giving him any type of exposure
Other than the fact that we are listening to how
Now, incapable Arc Raiders was of fixing this problem.
That is the general consensus of why we are watching this video.
I don't give a shit about this, Kenny guy.
I'm going to listen to how this one dude was able to defeat Arc Raiders when Arc Raiders
was making hundreds of millions of dollars off of their player base.
First, before the cheaters took over.
So maybe can you tell me a little bit more about that?
Yeah, so essentially when I first got the game on October 30th, which is the official
release, I played the game, I looked at the mechanics, I looked into the anti-G, when
it was released, they only had easy anti-G, obviously any brain was released in December,
a couple of months after the official release, which was like AI detection for hit registry
for consecutive headshots or consecutive bone, which is like the chest or the torso or the
legs so it's just like it was an AI looking at sort of aimbot settings but
initially when the game was released I looked into reverse engineering and I
saw that you could reverse engineer just ESP I was using an external aimbot at
the time and obviously aimbot wasn't detected because they didn't have any
brain anti-cheat the easy anti-cheat was essentially just a sort of an
absolute piece of shit easy anti-cheat is the worst anti-cheat out of any
fucking game that fucking exists or any anti-cheat that exists in any game and it's used by everybody
in the industry, literally everybody bro and it's terrible.
The wound if you would like to put it into that sort of analogy, it wasn't really like
doing much as an anti-cheat.
So I discovered these vulnerabilities and I did send MBoc an email letting them know
and how I bypassed it. I remember I received first an AI automated response from the team.
Show the email and I show my bare ass on stream. If he shows the email, I will show my bare
ass on stream. Bullshit. Bullshit. And then after like two weeks, one of the team members,
I believe it was from the development team responded and essentially just closed the ticket.
So I'm not sure if they were trying to pretend like it didn't exist or they weren't concerned
or they didn't care, but their stance was pretty clear.
So after I let them know that I obviously had already developed the first cheat for
our creators and had launched it.
Jarvis finally email.
I was, you know, it's starting developing outsourcing, you know,
start writing it here.
Yeah, because, you know, at the end of the day, that's something
that you would have to deal with.
And I would have to deal with if we release the video, a lot of
people will blame you for, let's say, killing the game with the
cheats and stuff like that.
But again, taking a step back here, then that means that you
really try to contact and bark.
You try to let them know that there's a huge security gap within
their code, that something bad is happening and they just didn't listen, right?
That's correct. And I think if we were to look at the bigger picture in all of this,
had I not done it, someone else would have done it. It's a game of cat and mouse.
Have I not robbed the bank? Someone else driving down the road would have robbed the
bank. So I mean, of course, of course, I saw the bolt open. I had to rob the fucking bank.
I mean, if I didn't rob it, someone else would have robbed it.
Duh!
Mouse in the gaming industry, whenever there's a popular game that's released, there's always
going to be cheats for it.
Like, look at any video game, there is a cheat for it.
It's just part of the package.
After all this, the war with Embark started, the war with players, with streamers and everything.
So we talked about you trying to reach out to Embark.
Have they ever tried to contact you afterwards?
Um, no, they have not.
Okay.
So they obviously knew that something is happening in the background, you and your community,
you are the biggest developer of the cheats in our creators.
Why do you think or do you believe that there's something behind this like business practice
that they didn't reach out?
Do they not want to fix their anti-cheat or do they simply just rely on the tools they
they have or maybe simply they don't have money, the anti-cheat is more expensive, why
do you think they never try to reach out to you?
I think one of two things which a lot of gaming studios do when they become popular or make
a lot of money, the first thing is they try to ignore the problem so they try and pretend
like it doesn't exist and hope that it goes away which is never the case.
If anything, it makes the problem worse.
If I'm in bark, bro, I'm pulling a fucking fortnight and I'm going after this motherfucker
in the court of law straight up straight up, bro.
I'm pulling a full on fortnight, dude.
I feel like anybody who actually cared about their game would have or would, you know,
I feel like that's like an immediate response.
I think the second thing is, and we noticed this from MBUG Studios overall from their previous games that they've made is that once they've made a set amount or they've made more money that they've invested, they collect the money and they move on to the next project, which is the case now.
Not wrong about that.
Unbox Studios is releasing two new games in 2027 that they're currently developing.
So their stance on Arc Raiders essentially is they're not putting a lot of time, effort
or money in resources in trying to maintain the game because it's essentially a finished
product.
They're only adding a few updates.
I think it's twice a year, as they said in their patch notes.
I think the third reason being is that you could say that they are quite cheap in terms
of the anti-cheat, like they brought any brain, AI and DeNouveau, you know, DeNouveau was
used essentially beforehand, not really in any other mainstream game, it was used in
a fishing game as a sort of anti-cheat.
No way.
Yeah, so it's not really a really a really an anti cheat that's you 400 and 50,000 concurrent
players at its absolute peak.
And we use in a fishing game, anti cheat, used overall and you fucking me like traction
game. Are you fucking my ass? And they opted out on like any brain AI which is another very
cheap option for a studio that made hundreds of millions of dollars. So what would be your
message to the viewers, to people who believe that Mbark is doing their best job to keep
cheaters away from the game? Would you confirm, would you deny this claim? I mean realistically
speaking, their anti-cheat systems are like one of the worst I've ever seen in a video game.
The fact that they give you three chances of being banned before they actually permanently banned you.
The fact that they're- And I'm getting banned in League of Legends for calling somebody retarded.
You could literally aim-bought me from across the map, take all my shit and call my mother a hoe,
but I go to legal legends and I call somebody a bad word. I get a three-day band and a seven-day
chat band. You know? Unbelievable. Report system in game. I'm not going to confirm this, but
because I don't really have a lot of evidence and I don't want to say something without having
so much evidence, but I genuinely believe that the report system in the game, even though that
that they've recently added a sort of generate mail back to you saying thank you for reporting
this player. We're looking into their account. I genuinely believe that this does not lead
to anywhere because I do not believe that there is a specific department in MBARC Studios
that sits and looks at manual reports because there's never a thousands of players, thousands
of even more reports. But you know, that never existed at any point that that exists. And
when the game continued to grow and that AI system that embark built for kit reimbursement
was broken by the player count.
That's why it stopped working.
We said this whenever it was, you know, when no one was getting picked kids back other than
fucking Tfue because devs were actually watching his stream whenever he was getting cheated
against.
Nobody, none of us, none of nobody got their shit back when that game was finally doing
really, really well because the system couldn't handle the amount of players and it didn't
have real people even looking at it to begin with.
People saying, oh, I reported three people and then I got my kit back a week later.
I'm going to keep reporting people.
It doesn't work that the reports don't like sort of accumulate and then someone sits in
the studio and goes, okay, I'm looking at this person and he's got 5,000 reports because
If that was the case, I had 30,000 NOCs and 20,000 of them were shot through smokes.
The report system, I don't believe you're reporting them.
I mean, it's nice to do it, you know, you feel better about yourself.
You think that they might get banned, they might get banned, but it's not the solely
based like reason why he is get banned.
To close this one topic specifically, I will just ask you a yes or no question.
So based on everything that you just said and based on the facts that there are 16 million
copies of the game sold with the Chinese version or the Chinese license being sold,
there's a lot of money in our creators.
Do you believe at the end of the day, based on everything that you just said and what
I said, is it a money grip or money catch, money grip?
Yeah, I do believe it's a money grip, yes.
So they have resources and they're not just putting them towards the anti-cheat.
That's insane, bro. Listen, I don't want to watch the whole video.
I just wanted to understand what the video is about.
Yeah, dude, that's...
I'll never understand it.
I'll never understand how a developer or how a studio can make a game
as successful as our creators was and then just say fucking like you know just just say fucking
just say you know what we got our money let's go do something else i would rather put money on a
fucking roulette spin put that shit on black rather than spend the money to develop a game
and release it in the current gaming market because of just how impossible it is to make
players happy. You look at so many games that have sink so much money into development into
making games that have absolutely done nothing and studios are shutting down and people are
getting fired yet you have a game that went absolutely nuclear one of the largest games
to arguably in terms of bringing everybody together from every platform of gaming,
I wouldn't say it rivals Fortnite, but it was on the track to mimic what Fortnite did in a way.
Obviously not even close, but you understand what I'm saying. It's just it was so big that
it's hard to compare it to literally anything. And it was 450,000 players on Steam alone.
And we know that console gaming is larger than PC gaming.
So I can only imagine how many players it was concurrently on console and on PC.
I remember, I think they tweeted something at one point, it was like a million.
They passed a million concurrent players.
In my best remembering, they did, right?
I'm pretty sure they posted at one point on Twitter celebrating the fact that they passed a million concurrent.
Do you have a game that has done something that other games will spend a decade trying
to achieve and you just let it burn?
You let it burn.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say, man.
I'll tell you this much.
I'm going to be very hesitant to play anything with the label embark on it from this point forward.
1000%.
Even if it is the coolest and funnest game that has ever been created or exists,
I'm going to be one foot in and one foot ready to pivot and hit the fucking trail, Jack.
Because anyone or any studio that's willing to do that once is going to be more than willing to do it twice.
that's insanity man insanity and absolute in my opinion one of the biggest
tragedies in the gaming industry like that that is just absolutely in terms of
just leaving a fucking game in a community of people who just truly
enjoy what you made behind that's disgusting that's sad to hear man truly
I think I speak for a lot of us here. It's just just shitty man. It's shitty
The prison, you know about those two in France that are trapped there?
No, this is interesting. So there is basically a SeaWorld equivalent in France and the government shut it down. I
Forget the I'm sure we can figure it out
But it was shut down
But then the dolphins and the two orcas were not released and the guys like these are mine
I'm not releasing them and I kind of forward to release them or move them
So they've just been sitting in these abandoned tanks for I want to say a year now
Maybe maybe more. Yeah, this is a here the race to save these two
Jamie I don't know if you can see if there's an aerial shot of it, but yeah
So they're sitting in this but but it's closed the guy kind of for to feed them because nobody's visiting and then I believe the
Government just doesn't want to do anything about it because they're like we just wanted to shut you down
We don't want to actually like do anything about it. So there's just these two
Orcas sitting in these tanks and how they get food fuck the French man straight up
You can't trust them. You can't trust the French fuck the French. I can't believe it
I mean he's feeding them, but he's like doing it out of his pocket, and it's like few and far between oh
So yeah, it's it's a crazy dirt there. Yeah, the abandoned whales, and they're just sitting in these tanks
We've had a do you know Phil Demers is he's a guy who he helped shut down Marine land in Canada
Oh, okay. Yeah, this is an awful awful place that facility. Yeah, there's so many of these fucking places like that
We see what they're doing. It's like, oh
Man if we could shout out to the big dog Joe exotic
Shout out to the big dog Joe exotic understand them. Yeah, and we we could I think some I know that bitch
Karabaskin done killed her husband and put him up underneath the water heater. You gotta believe me
She doesn't fed him to the Tigers
And she coming after me for no fucking reason.
Yeah, I do crack. Who cares?
Day in the future, we're going to look back at that, the way people today look back at slavery.
Oh, totally.
We're going to say these are intelligent creatures.
They just, they just don't have the ability to manipulate their environment like we do.
Yeah.
But like just dolphins, their cerebral cortex is 40% larger than a human beings.
I got no idea what the hell Joe's even saying.
saying, I don't even know how to understand the words that are coming out of his mask.
He's speaking Spanish.
So, something's going on in there and you think it's okay to put them in a swimming
pool?
That's crazy.
Dude, it's the same thing like what I was saying about elephants.
They're EQ, they're emotional intelligence.
We can't even comprehend it.
The way those animals feel, like the highs that an elephant experiences and the lows
that experience are way bigger than the highs or lows that most humans, I think any human
can experience.
EQ is way bigger than ours, the trauma that they feel from losing a lot of...
EQ?
What?
EQ.
EQ most commonly said, emotional intelligence, audio equalization depending on the content.
Loved one, or from being abused or whatever it happens to be, is like 10x what humans can even emotionally comprehend.
How do we know that?
based on their brain scans and whatnot. I don't know the specifics of it, but because that part
of their brain is so much larger than ours. And so you have these, they might not have the same
like, competitive skills as we do mentally, but they have this emotional intelligence that's like
so much deeper and broader than ours. At least that's my belief. It is a weird thing with us where
we only characterize intelligence as the ability to manipulate your environment. Yeah, like we want
you to write a book right I don't trust you talk about it talk about it so we can understand can
you speak words you can't you don't matter you're real you're really smart make a house
should prove it to you why don't you how come you don't have a rocket ship right insanity yo
peanut also real quick I have a question I went live earlier right and I had I had a decent
amount of people come into my stream and say that you went on easy mode for the last four
bosses when we left on Halo?
I was young at this one, she played easy mode and went through the last three.
Wait a second.
This absolute lying peanut.
He beat it on easy mode?
He told me he did the whole thing through hard mode.
This liar!
LARGH!
LARGH!
LARGH!
Be more fun.
And instead of doing...
No, that doesn't sound like me now.
I genuinely wish I could help you.
I doubt that's what you're searching for, but no, that doesn't, um, like, wait, so like you, when we left, you finished everything on legendary, correct?
I finished everything on legendary last sale? Yep. All the way through?
Oh, yep.
I can't wait to tell people in two years that this is all legendary last sale.
Holy shit, you bitches are gonna be the only one that knows this is uneasy, but I'm gonna lie to everyone in this school ever, and I will literally die.
Yeah, dude, they were telling me, I'm like, dude, no way he just went on easy mode and
was like, what's that crazy is after I beat it, I saw a bunch of guys in chat saying,
I'm going to lie and tell everyone you switched to easy to diminish your accomplishments.
And to that I said, yeah, yeah, and what I said to that is those are deep state agents
And quite frankly, potential racists.
I'm sure of it.
Hold on a minute.
Hold on a minute.
Come on, come on with me.
I don't want to care.
Okay.
Don't talk to strangers.
Yo, I don't know why this reminds me of the movie bro.
Dude, there's this movie going viral online.
My wife made me watch the other night.
It's about this dude who was talking to this chick and he had a crush on her and then one
day he went and bought this stick and broke this stick and was like, I want her to like
me and then broke this stick.
Brother, one of the creepiest movies I have ever seen in my entire life.
I don't know who the actress is.
I don't know who made the movie.
I don't know anything.
My wife just held me a gunpoint, made me watch it.
Bro, absolute fire movie.
I don't listen.
I know there's so many people in here
gonna say it was a bad movie and y'all just haters.
I don't even like those types of movies.
I never watched that shit literally ever.
But bro, you cannot deny that that actress,
whoever that girl is, wasn't a fucking beast.
I mean, she was so good.
Yeah, it was cheesy.
There was tons of parts where I was like,
that's, this is the cheesiest movie I've ever seen.
And yeah, the other actors in the movie weren't the greatest,
but that girl, the main actress,
she acted her ass off.
She was so good.
So good.
I
Just realized we gotta stop watching this I'm probably gonna get banned by YouTube if I keep watching if you're fast
That's unf***ing acceptable.
Oh!
It's wish me!
YES!
YES!
I DID IT!
What the?
Is that a far?
Good job, dude!
I wasn't worth it, I just whistled my meds, that's how we back and play my meds.
I need them biscuits
Fluffy, soft, delicious
Drippin' in with sauce, no way I'm missing
Slapping them up and I'm rockin' them down
When I see them, I go to town
They got the things started, it's how it is
Fillin' up on biscuit screens, this is my pants
It's always worth it, I'm gonna risk it
I just can't stop it, no I can't fix it
Give them to me, oh, I'm the most
Girl, by the fresh, I'll feel explode
I'm going numb, I have to risk it
You know you love it, there's a little damn biscuit
Biscuit butter cream
Yo this song is fucking fire
Ohhhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhhhh
Goddamn
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Added to the playlist fire song
song.
But uh, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna have him do me up. Okay. Listen. Listen to me
My wife ordered an insane costume. I'm a cosplay mercs man
Masha'Allah guys. Masha'Allah. I'm gonna play the wolverine as the wolverine. I'm good guys. I was made for this
I looked I so it's I'm right there man. No, I'm jacked
Right
I ain't never seen a Dwarven Wolverine before, you know.
It's like Wolverine, if he was in the movie, honey, I shrunk the kids, you know?
was short in the comics shit bro is Nick Wolverines is he a Wolverine I didn't
know that little hedgehog mercs is a Wolverine honestly good for him man good
for him he wouldn't be the Wolverine he'd be more like the badger
But why does that look like a cartoon gab dealing drugs?
Who's asking?
Well look at this little hairy Loretten.
Did you stick the landing, little guy?
Yes you did, comic accurate short king.
Such a cute widow, Wolvie.
Cue the fucking montage, baby.
Wild sharks are taking drugs.
They're recently scientists in the Caribbean made quite possibly the most terrifying discovery
since the advent of the job application.
see they were conducting a study on ocean pollution and part of that study
involved blood testing 28 sharks in the region and when shark rbt pulled two of
Jaws' cousins over for a random test they tested positive for cocaine they
also tested positive for caffeine and painkillers which begs the question how
How the fuck did a great white shark get a great white blow?
Well, no, they aren't doing a narco season in Bikini Bottom.
No, sharks having the bloodstream of an Esha in a nightclub is our fucking fault.
You see, tourists and rich kids absolutely love to swing their yachts into the caravan,
throw parties, get shit-faced and presumably fall into the water.
And I don't know if you know this, but rich people do illegal shit.
Which is how some Wall Spree Banker decides he wants to partake in some nosebears and
in his excitement, knocks the rest of the devil's dandruff into the ocean.
Jaws swims along, thinks it's food, and takes a bite.
And thus, hay presto, Coke Sharks.
First time trying to-
There's no way, right?
A cigarette?
Let's chase the buzz.
I'm fucking tweaking!
He's taking the northbound entrance.
Traffic's moving.
Yo!
We're back on the freeway, guys.
The back of the freeway LAPD.
What a full version of chances, man.
Bro, how does Landmark always get the good chases, bro?
I watch it chases just three dudes
driving a fucking Buick to a homeless shelter and losing the police this guy
got IRL GTA happening in his chases
Australia's banning gambling while we're over here having dirt bikes doing
wheelies on the highway while the guy gets chased for robbing a bank
always cut them off
they don't know wait that's so fucking dangerous
why are they?
there is
that was fucking creepy
Yeah, just a sound call, don't worry.
It's just a sound call.
They call you dirty dogs.
Oh, God.
That was a close one.
That was a close one.
Just a sound.
Just a sound.
Woo.
Thank goodness.
I thought it was another something else.
Sound and vibration.
That's it.
Sound and vibration.
Amen.
Sound and vibration, Chad.
That's all that was, okay?
Don't believe what you saw and what you heard.
It was sound and vibration.
Big time players!
Big, big time players!
Kobe, wait! Sub-Zero! Big, big, big!
Whoa, whoa, old sequence!
If this is a game with insects, I'm actually gonna be hype as shit.
If this is an insect, the aisle, I'm actually going to be excited.
You're losing me with the music.
Okay.
Okay.
Doesn't look the greatest.
Large open world MMO.
That's all right.
One goal, grow, and survive.
Meet other players.
Have sex.
Sorry.
Oh, I thought you got through.
I legitimately thought that beetle was going to start raw dogging the other beetle.
I can't lie.
Yeah, bro, I don't even know what to say.
Am I taking DAC or Jalen brother? It is not even a contest. Please don't try to rage bait me this early into my stream, bro
DAC Prescott is so much
Fucking terrible DAC Prescott is so much worse than any other quarterback in the entire NFL
DAC Prescott got paid more money than any NFL quarterback just to take a season off and do
absolutely nothing for the past three years.
Backpressed Scott hasn't had a winning season in two seasons in the last year.
He gave us a little bit of a glimmer of a hope until the end of the season where he
dropped that shit like I dropped the hot dogs while I slept on dog shit.
Backpressed Scott is a terrible quarterback.
He hasn't been good in years.
We're living in the past 10 years ago.
Was he worth the money at one point?
Maybe.
Is he worth the money now?
Fuck no.
No mobility.
know anything, the only thing, no play deciding, the only thing Dak Prescott has to offer is a good arm.
And even that isn't the best in the league anymore.
Dak Prescott is a subpar quarterback with a terrible offensive line.
The greatest thing that a Dallas Cowboys has to offer is a solid defense.
That is literally it.
All the Dallas Cowboys has is a solid defense.
You got an owner who's a Jerry Attrick fucking...
I mean, I don't even know if that son of a bitch is able to think straight anymore.
Your head coach is terrible.
Your offensive line is lost.
You got a bunch of Helen Keller's lining up.
Your D line is the only thing that's worth a shit.
The Cowboys are terrible.
Better.
Dak Prescott is terrible.
It is literally not even comparable.
Like it's not even a contest.
The only thing Dak Prescott is better at than Jalen Hertz is literally throwing the long
ball. That is it. Decision making, not even close. Working the pocket, not even close.
Running game, not even close. It's not even a conversation. My name's Tim. If you don't
throw the ball far, you bad quarterback. Fuck you. Fuck you, Timmy. Fuck you. And your spacex nipples.
You don't know nothing. You don't know nothing. The only thing Prescott's better at than Jalen
hurts is losing football games and again throwing the ball real far I understand
people dude Jaylin got a Super Bowl Jaylin not carry new Super Bowl bro is not
that good Dak is also his father Dak literally owns Jaylin bro I'm gonna kill
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
End game.
Possibly.
End game.
Maybe.
I'm not kidding.
Jalen is a bad quarterback.
I'm not.
I would take Dak Prescott, my goat, over Jalen a million times.
I could actually probably name 10 to 15 quarterbacks I would rather have than Jalen hurts.
Let's try.
I'll try and do 10.
Dak Prescott, Patrick Mahomes, Lamar, Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, Drake May.
Well, I'd rather have Jared Goff.
I'd rather have Jared Goff.
All right, he's lost us.
Shut the fuck up, Jared Goff.
How about you goff on these nuts?
Are you fucking kidding me?
The other ones, I could goff?
Yeah, bro, fuck this guy.
Fuck this guy, bro.
Football season is so back.
I can't wait to talk shit to fat titties.
I can't wait to.
it is the night i thought it was sweet
hey i want some running i can't sleep
i got to run but i like to wait for you to be free again
and i've got some too long to go
oh but you're too late to go through next
it goes to my god i can't do it
Alright, you had me until the hat shit that was subpar but everything else was electric
Nick got his butt handled in this game. Let me take a guess on how mr. Banks handled this game
Oh, that's why you make me play a stupid game. Oh, dude, what the hell? Oh my god, dude
Like why don't we just go like play football like work out like this look at this game for nerds man
Dude, it's already been two and a half hours. I'm out of here. Oh, yeah, barely actually really enjoyed the game
Yeah, no peanut was completely wrong
Honestly, there's a good guess.
It was a great guess and an even better impression.
Sadly, Nick actually did give it a genuine effort.
He just got raw dog the entire time, sadly, it is what it is.
It is what it is.
It's not, it wasn't completely Nick's fault.
We said it earlier in the stream, listen, man, we were getting sniped like a motherfucker.
Even the devs hit me up and they're like, yo, we saw the VOD.
was really bad. Like it was. Listen, we, we, he, it's brutal, man. It is what it is. It
happens. But you know, yeah, he did. Listen, you can say what you want about Nick. He gave
it a true effort and he wants to play it again. And his own words, he said, I just can't get
beat like that two days in a row, which I understand. I think he's going to play our
six. I'm going to play some darker and darker. I think we're going to link up probably later
today and maybe play some league or something. I don't know. But yeah, he gave it a fair
handshake. He really did. Then insane one V three go versus Carmine Corp. This game.
This is a game that I find very cool. Like I'll find myself watching. Is this dude who
streams on YouTube shorts? Like I always come across his shit whenever I'm scrolling. It's
It's this older dude and he's a beast and I'll watch him for like an hour.
He's a demon.
Yeah, I don't know what happened, but it's impressive.
Would you guys like a two or slightly more minute deadlock tutorial?
First things first, you need to get an invite by either ask.
I would not.
I cannot.
I'm already addicted to crack, which is legal legends.
If I get addicted to meth, which is deadlock, I'm going to lose a career.
I can't.
Stopping at Costco.
With those edibles?
GGs.
GGs.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
I'm not there.
It's real fucked my car.
I
Don't even feel anything
What the fuck is my car Costco hall
Costco
Chicken and pepper jacks
I gotta be fake right
That got to be fake.
Like there's no way that that's real.
I mean, if it was real, that would be what happens.
But there's no way that that.
I mean, bro, we're talking one, two, three, four, five.
I know 100 million when I see 100 million.
That's a 200 million. No doubt.
I mean you you would literally I mean
Who is this Joey Diaz like that? I don't think anyone can actually do this type of shit and be okay
That's a thousand I do the others. I don't know stay the fucking house and we're fucking playing war dogs
What was our thoughts behind WarDogs?
I didn't watch it at all, Chad.
What was y'all's opinions on for those who watched it?
What was your opinions on what it looked like?
I heard that it didn't live up to what people wanted a little bit, but I've also heard people
say it looks good. So I I don't know. Yeah, mixed pretty mixed in the chat, you know,
rumble getting arrested in our bond. I think we're good.
I think we're good anything else I really care about watching bear trapped on top of a pole how my blue still look
What does by guard do it was this?
Bigger do
Which what do
Okay, all right bigger bigger. What's big a do?
What
Yeah, that's going to be all ready, that's for sure, yeah.
Yeah, ready, here we come.
Gentlemen, get ready to defend the boys, all right, grab your, grab your helmets, grab
your swords, grab your spell book, my wizards, be ready to defend because I'm telling you
they're coming.
I'm telling you, they're reddit, blue hair, my life is terrible, let me take it out on
others, it's coming.
be ready. We're gonna have to defend the line. We might have to help the
bungulators yet again. Be ready to defend. Be ready. Be ready. At this point, I feel
like all of our communities, we've all cultivated such a large following of
people who just don't give a shit that we may be able to just kind of go to war
with anybody at this point, you know? We got so many people on the same page of
Who gives a fuck? I mean we might actually be able to put up a good fight guys
You know you like the street. All right
Let's fuck
Have you missed it yesterday? We definitely didn't make any money
But then again now that we level up one level and get 2,500 gold since we're at like the top dog status
We honestly haven't lost that much much we change the category and put drops in the Tata plus. Thank you
Uh, yeah, we didn't really lose that much. We're kind of rich to be honest a little bit
I don't know what rich is, but I feel rich
Like I'm I'm hood rich
Like I could go and get McDonald's and not look at the price of the food rich, you know
Yeah, young rich wizard. Yeah, I feel pretty good about it
play other class well it depends on what we're doing is a is knob on is Jay on
are they trying to do trios if they're not on I mean we can go and play some
solos on goblin cave I'm in
what's knob doing knobs in solos all right let's go run a solo while we wait
for knob and J will probably get on soon. And then we'll link up with the homies. I
kind of do I want to after yesterday getting raw dog for eight hours or was
like seven hours. I kind of want to raw dog others, you know, like I was bullied.
I want to be the person bullying.
My wife just said that she walked into Lowe's and an old man told her she was
strictly beautiful and she told me, you better watch your back.
you
Dr. Smith!
Dr. Smith!
Fuck the music.
Sub-Summit!
It's just...
Don't know what I'm looking at sounds good
Find some people. Oh, whoa. Yo, does someone what is what is what is game yesterday chat does anybody know?
He lost first loss of the season damn
Um
Really why are you far in man?
They were getting heated what do you mean what do you mean by they were getting heated what happened?
What the hell is going on, bro?
Oh!
I can't see!
Oh my gosh, get me out, get me out, get me out.
Give me out of there, oh my god, oh my gosh, I didn't kill him, oh fuck you, I wasn't scared
I was just a little concerned
What the hell was that text you sent me woman, and who was the guy how old was he I could take him
You sit 75
I beat the fuck out of that 75 year old no problem
I want you to know he might have been 75 years old and he probably has a past history and
Physical training I beat his ass
No problems
I'd leg sweep and put them in a rear naked
Yeah
That's my woman. Hey, huh, and if you did it we'd be having issues
Alright, I want you to know that we'd be having issues
All right, all right, she's cutting out don't worry about it. Don't worry about it
Are you kidding me
Fuck.
We didn't hear nothing.
She said that she was in the paint section
and the guy walked up to her and complimented her
and she said, my husband tells me that all the time.
Like she should.
Like she should.
Is that a massive spider?
Good answer.
Yo man!
Get over here, man. Run them pockets, bro. Run them pockets, bro. Run them pockets.
Run them pockets, big dog. Run them pockets. I want all your gold. I want all your gold.
Run your pockets bro, yes it is, run your pockets!
Go give me that gold!
Go run them pockets bro, run them pockets bro!
Uh oh, uh oh!
You gotta be kidding me, why me? Why me? Why me? Why me hitting you?
Go run them pockets bro!
Oh
No, I missed what don't you keep fly? Yo, that's unfair bro come down. Yo, I hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on
You've done things
Yeah, hell yeah, bro, but hey listen you were you were late we don't got a fight listen you you were right this game
I didn't think that they could make an update as good as this one, you know
And it really is a solid update, so I'll give you that you were right
It's like crack it's a little bit like crack, you know
You too, man nice to meet you bro nice to meet you
You can get that.
Land of Rome.
Look at the chances of that shit.
How funny is that?
Hey!
Get out of here, summit!
Kill him!
I can't, guys.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
We lovers now.
I can't.
He's too nice.
He flew, mate, to a flight.
impressive. Horseman axe. See if I had this horseman axe I could have caught him.
Called us out on his predetermined opinion. Hey we say it all the time bro you can't,
You cannot talk shit before you play the damn game, and even I break my own rule, you know?
He was right, I was wrong.
A hutch will always admit his faults.
A hutch will always admit his mistakes.
And that was a mistake from a hutch.
I kinda wanna play wizard, bro, but I suck at wizard, man.
I thought you should consider a calorie restricted diet.
You should consider shutting your bitch ass up.
Have you considered that?
Have you considered that?
It's been a matter of you die too, bro.
There's people dying at the Cyclops.
I don't even know how to get to the Cyclops.
Oh, I missed.
It's
I would they
The way is happening is gav waking up and stopping around
What is going on?
Is can ready chat I'm gonna be honest listen these modes are just a little too slow for me
I like the other mode and I need a trio to do it
Wait, isn't this is it over here one of the areas
No, it isn't I don't know where I am I used to know goblin cave a little bit. I don't need more
use a solo raid whenever you are all right let me get them tell them I'm
coming I'm gonna come what the fuck is that what is that that is AI you gotta
Believe me that is a I
AI! Damn it, Cap!
How do I leave?
Oh shit balls.
Okay, well, alright balls, GG's, okay, how much health do you have?
Oh he ain't even hurt.
Oh shit, he was, oh, oh, that makes sense.
That makes a lot of sense. I mean he actually has shit wait in this mode. Can you bring shit in? I don't even know that
Whoopsie daisies
Up to blues. Oh, oh, I fucked up. I went in there but naked with an attitude
Me about Kim
Oh, there's my call Eric.
What's going on?
Hey, Doug.
I want to see you on the discord.
Let me see here.
Come in there.
What up?
Oh, discord is connecting.
Yo, Kimbo Slice, we're going on.
Oh, yeah.
What you feeling today?
Shit, bro.
Where the hell is Jay, man?
Yeah, he needs a beauty sleep, you know.
Yeah, he's good looking.
It's all the help he can get, you know.
Yeah.
Yeah, he got a...
shit, bro.
I don't know, what do you want to do?
What's...
Is there a good duo mode that we can, like...
Are we gonna get a lot of PvP or no?
Well, we can try an HR duo, if you want.
HR duo? I mean, let's do it.
Don't know he checks. I'm sure this is time of day. Who knows but we could at least try. Yeah, let's try and do that
I'm in I'm in I feel like getting a random in trios
We might as well just chalk it up GGs, you know
Let's do it. All right, let me build a kit give my bottom up. I could time take a time
All right chat help me out here to this is a fish power
Five additional memory capacity, but it's a fish power. That's something
We got one physical power headshot bonus this the this is huge should we run the northern half tunic
Yeah, I got Jim's we can Jim it as well. I'm just looking for good base stats. Let me do all this really quick
Don't gotta worry about it
HR to start the day chat
Fucking lock in boys
What do you want, Huntress?
Alrighty, go over to him, that's fun.
Okay, so that's good. What is this? That's knowledge, ass.
that's a lot of damage.
Let me see.
Let me check in. This is three
decks. This is we already have
this gym three decks with an
additional physical damage.
That's nasty.
Physical healing as physical
power physical healing. Not
terrible. We'll hold that for
put that on just for the moment. One fizz power there. What is this again? This is
three decks, one fizz. Three decks, 12 armor, three resourcefulness ass. Alrighty,
let's go to our actual gear. Two strength, two agi, four viagra, with the
two dicks one strength.
Two dicks one strength.
That sounds good. No.
Okay.
One additional physical damage for Viagra.
That's pretty good. And we can gym these.
Viagra. And we can gym these.
Five strength with Jim.
damage bonus. Do we just bring
the rune stone.
I think I bring the first pair.
This one. This one and then we
Jim out the resourcefulness. I'm
down with that. Let's do it. But
arena. I mean, this isn't like this, but it's okay. You want to see some nasty we found
yesterday, two additional weapon damage, 54 regular damage, and we can just gym out all
the other bullshit. These pants are bis 5 by three decks, three knowledge, which we can
gym out. And then we got this crazy ring as well. Lock-in, lock-in. Um, five AG1 decks,
nine additional armor, two strength, two vibe, three decks that's winning so far, four
AG3 decks, five AG2 strength, one Viagra, three decks, seven additional armor. This
hell but it's fucking insane. Five decks roll. What do y'all think? The first one? Okay.
Um, let's put that on for now until I find a better one physical damage physical damage. Do we just go pure damage build boys?
Next time you say Vigar wrong I'm out. Vigar, Vigar, Vigar, Vigar, Vigar, Vigar, Vigar,
Vigar, Vigar, Vigar, Vigar, Vigar, Vigar, Vigar, Vigar.
Vigar.
Two plus two physical power, one additional weapon damage.
What do I wanna use?
I say we use the quarter staff and here's why.
I know that the bar to chase better and we did well with the bar to say yesterday
But fuck literally everything I just said was rocking the felling ax. All right lock it
Um, all right
All right, you want to take a gander at my stuff and tell me if I should jam anything
I'm looking right now. All right, so I got these
sexy padded leggings or by knowledge on this you add something else if you want
all right let's do that I'll be a G that could be PDR armor shit I'm gonna do
that real quick old smell full smell knowledge get that off first some
strength the strength is totally fine yeah or do I do physical damage so if
if you run out of diamonds you can start throwing physical down there but shrank is probably better
socket i'll keep the mad resist the mad resist is totally good okay stay in here uh runestone gloves
i think these i mean we don't need memory capacity yeah you don't need mad damage from
mpath so you can you can double jump if you want or just one sign probably with their armor pdr on them
physical damage reduction, sorry.
Alrighty, armor penetration, what's physical?
Green.
Green.
Regular.
You have a lot of extra greens usually, so it's nice.
Projectile damage reduction, I don't see that one.
Physical damage reduction?
No, I don't have it.
Oh no, you can't, you already have armor, so you can't stack it.
Should I just do phase power?
This power is good or you could do action speed
Should blue action speed sounds great even at 1.6. Come on
1.1
Fucking hot cheese. All right. This one magical damage reduction fizz damage
And those are all good. All right
This one memory capacity
Yeah, I can go
We'll add some more
Additional armor rating or physical damage reduction. That's what you said. Yeah. Yeah
8.9 roll
strength vi gar
dexterity
Action speed demon damage bonus that can go
Yep, tell you the demon everything else is good there
Fuck it more fish power, baby, let's ride
and then this is good magical damage yeah this is good physical damage memory
capacity I can gym that armor penetration that's good
memory capacity you're rocking the grapple I'm rocking the grapple you think
I rock something something else no no that's good okay and do as I said you
run to any like a ranger or wizard or any kind of these ranged people you're gonna you're gonna want to
absolutely like really annoying all right and then my felling axe magic resist projectile damage
reduction additional armor rating it's kind of fucking ass to be honest i mean it's not too bad
you don't think so yeah you could change like the the proge like weapon damage or something
Yeah
That's a jay's in the chat wait a minute. Hey get in here, bro. We're fucking goofing
Said change what the projectile yeah, it's a weapon damage. Give me that shit
Beautiful oh
Oh, bro, I am geared to the cats
You're okay good. Look at me, bro. Just a pissed off dwarf
Come on now, what's that dwarf's name your dwarf from the
pole
Oh necklace, what why oh yo necklace? Oh, I don't have one shit
that. Additional physical damage. 1.8 projectile damage reduction. That's good. That's not
what I want. Axel. Feel my necklaces kind of sup massive ball sack batman. Axel 3, additional
physical armor penetration. Dude, I am. How do I look? I have 175 health, physical damage
reduction by 33%, physical power bonus by 20%. What do I want to look at?
It's like movespeed, PDR, action speed. What is PDR? Physical damage reduction, sorry.
Okay. Well, where do I look? I've 154% headshot damage bonus.
Let's hear that sounds very good.
And what's my damage?
Where's my damage at?
That'll be like physical damage bonus.
Full damage bonus.
Full damage bonus.
Is that high up or low?
I forget every time I'll be real.
Yeah, where is it?
I see reduction.
Oh, it's physical power physical power bonus. Yeah, sorry. No, you're good. It's a power
but yeah, yeah, yeah, 20.9% is that high? That's good. That's good. Yeah. All right.
yeah fuck yeah bud welcome in welcome in good morning good morning are you
ready to fuck
always in the morning
couldn't agree more couldn't agree more
I'm done. Yeah, that's right.
Now, what do you say that my one H argument plate today and so as I ran to two cast wizards
brother yesterday, both did yesterday every wizard we ran into was running the ignite
fucking explosion shit. Can I be real with you? I think knob is responsible because I
I think people saw him doing what he's done in these games
and said, that looks electric, I'm doing that.
That's real.
Trends are.
Say trend or trend.
No, I don't.
I don't listen to that.
I don't listen to that.
I don't listen to that.
I don't listen to that.
I don't listen to that.
You tell me, Trendy can it'll be for a reason.
I don't listen to that.
Oh, fuck yeah.
My good, I got Francisco Axis.
I got meds, I got some armor.
H1 over rip, okay.
Fuck yeah.
Oh fuck yeah.
So he checked, was dead, hopped in the spire, yeah.
There it is.
I feel like, you know, I feel like this is another prime time.
The early warning, yeah.
100% we get the Chinese.
We get the Chinese.
This is like this is like the shift change in the
Stations
All the the Chinese guys jump on over and
Jump into the NA servers to get some
American bussy and they find us, you know, hey man. Hey, man
I don't even need to go to Thailand. Get in there. Come on now
Here we are
Which one do you guys want us wizards sitting around a table or I'm a wizard and you guys are fighting with swords and shields is the thumbnail
What do you all want?
I say nothing better than a group of wizards sitting around a table hanging out. That's right. That's what I'm saying. All right
Especially once you're young and rich ones, you know, amen. That's us. That is us
Beautiful
All right, let's start our day boys starting it off hot hot hot. Oh, baby
Wonderful got to turn up the audio in here. We're ready. We are ready for a good day
Okay, okay, what the fuck are you guys wearing that makes you bitch me out to this level?
Oh, you guys, well, we have two weapons, but you only have one weapon on.
That's a big one.
Yeah.
You put another legendary luck on, you're gonna get a billion gear score.
Okay, that makes me feel better.
Okay, I ain't that much of a bitch, Pussa.
There's just one of my kids, though. I have a nasty kit.
It's made of needles.
Yeah, this is a good kit, but it's not my best kit.
Like, I have this one right here I'm looking at.
I've dexed two fizz power, 2.2 interaction speed, I mean, I got a lot, I'm sitting on
a lot, I am literally down to just run our core today, if the lobbies are popping.
I ain't no person.
Yeah, I'ma be honest with you, I've never been dominated, like I was dominated yesterday.
I mean-
Oh, yesterday was something.
Talk about a core.
I don't wanna say.
No, you listen no, you never got a hold back, bro
You I love when you said Nick. Can I be honest with you? He said yes now because you're fighting like a fucking pussy right now
Don't hold back, bro. I listen it was just honestly it was
was. It was a mixture between
couple things. I think problem
number one, we just weren't doing
enough damage. Me included me and
Nick together. Like we just
weren't good enough. Um and not
trying to be a nice guy. We
would get in a fight and he would
try and save Nick and while he
was trying to let the drive
on repeat, which again, I'm
glad you did that. You know, we
get him to enjoy the game. You know you did exactly what you should be doing. So that
was one of the problems. Problem number two is is like we tried to do wizard barbarian
cleric and Nick was a backline barbarian. Which wasn't.
Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right.
He would get stabbed one time and throw that bitch and reverse Terry and he'd be behind
that's an I.B. like fucking rabbit.
Yeah, I feel that one.
So, oh man.
But he enjoyed it.
It's just dark and darker is one of those games
where you lose for seven hours.
You just kinda, your butthole hurts a little bit.
I'll tell you about it.
I was like, we played for five hours yesterday.
We won one, right?
And we got the hell like five times.
That is true.
You wouldn't like the second game.
That's a good day.
And it doesn't feel like a good day
when you come from other games.
But like, it's hard to win the Squire games.
Yeah.
I mean, hell, it doesn't cost five hours
get out of the first area on our first day together. I know you don't want to hear if
I'm telling you like people are brand new. They got a plan. They can't listen to J. I
understand what you're saying and I don't disagree with you. But people especially
the guys exactly guys don't want to go there and loot boxes. They want to get in. They
want to fight and they want to have a chance. I'll say chat chat chat. Keep saying that should
They don't want it. They don't want normals, but I'm telling you. No, why?
I just don't know they changed normal so I don't know
It's just not the same
We should still get fights
It's not the same of having ten teams collapse on you and just insanity happening
I got some squire reaction. This isn't terrible. You fist power on that
Well, I nick was a better lesson once you up in the fight, or you like those like a nine-day for sure
Oh, yeah, I was I was good when I was watching I was watching the first two games. He was cooking with the barb
Out of line, it's just you know, you gotta learn how to chase
That's what it is. See you. I mean I even struggle with that man
It's not easy that shit's difficult man. Yeah, also the squire loot is better to the normal
But I'm good, but the thing is like a normal thing in this extract and so yes, I mean maybe maybe maybe
I think a lot of new players will enjoy that arena just so they can learn how to fight and
Yeah, you need a lot of rest sleep no risk, you know just back in a vacuum. That's a good good good refute
Shit you should take that
I got up. I'm gonna take this sword as well just for a chasing sword
Yeah, but it like it's like what
It's hard for me escape from Tarkov arena is terrible as well
But it's it's the act of people can play it to get better and that's what really matters
arena comes out and like the whole player base it's where it is
it's broken there
it's kind of like what we talked about when we're saying uh... like tutorials
chat like yes you might not want to do a tutorial but someone will you know
thank you
someone will want to do a tutorial and learn
someone will want to learn a little bit better
how squire is kind of like labs and park of like yeah it's like labs
Yeah, it's like bringing a fresh Tarkov player to the lab.
Just straight to the lab, yeah.
Imagine that, no idea what's going on,
but he knows there's bullets flying.
There it is.
There it is.
Jack, I'm, oh, sorry.
Can I be honest with you?
I am loving this, being able to actually see
all the chats at once.
I feel like I'm able to read everyone's messages.
Coming here.
Instead of just one, I don't know how to dodge that.
Well, I'm going to kill you, OK?
Just a minute.
Shit.
Could be a look for keys, but you look.
You are fat.
Yeah, I would have missed that if I kicked chat.
Maybe I removed the kick chat from the group chat.
No, I didn't.
I don't know what you were saying that.
I don't think you're best smelled.
They buffed the hell out of it.
What smell?
That's the biggest heel.
Big heel.
Oh the one one one the circle one not I said the big single it's a it's a normal
hill but it's a little longer to kill them all other ones like when you're low
like I'm trying to dig dealie you got you someone with it I'm a West Coast I
got a bunch of people no we we just got this thing chat where all the chats are
now together in one window instead of three separate windows so it's incredibly easy
I don't know what they want
wait wait we just got the raid and then those doors open I think they might have just went
downstairs let's see yeah it's just while it's up they went down
Oh, snacks.
Oh.
I can probably say Nick liked it.
That's one of my chat hop in there like Nick said he's never playing again.
No, no, no.
I talked to him yesterday. It literally boiled down to and I texted him this morning in my site
He said I have never played a game where I have been beaten like I was beaten on dark and darker
Mmm, that's just what it like
It's just dark and darker for someone who's never fought or never played games where it's like sword fighting and shit like dude
Yeah, it's it's a bitch, bro, and there's no
And he's also playing on fucking a roller. He refuses to play
And it wasn't working for him. I felt so bad cuz like I don't know why it's not working. Yeah
Our controllers, I used to have a lot of fun with it. I was trolling
How did saying solar dude? He's one of the best players in the game. He's insane. I know how
I don't know how he does it. He does it.
You're too good to play ranger.
I have. He's good too.
Look at his range.
He's really good at ranger. I don't get it.
A little game truck running in the background.
Remember the jump?
Yep. I remember the jump. Let's get it.
of
the
of
the
I
Did you keep doing that?
I'm gonna be it's
They run away. It's probably me
This man won't walk out James. Yeah, so don't let him get you when he's doing that. Yeah, yeah
It's our second off
Oh my god
Oh, yeah, let's go. Let's go.
Jumped against him.
He's jumping.
Hey!
Hurt in the middle of the guy, man!
That was a hard one, too.
Yeah, that was a quick one.
Oh, my God.
I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll thank you, sir.
Do you have a Jarvis?
I do want to kill you, man.
You gotta be kidding me.
You are not free.
You're probably gonna suck though.
Oh, it's not.
Track your lip.
Oh, yeah, come here.
I can't believe I don't fuck yeah
what's up we got a go key we got a go key
this one is dead sometimes you can make some
I'm going to squat watch out everybody go and ask
All right dodge that shit did you see that?
So nimble and quick so fast
Hey popper red
Someone behind me by the way
I hope so.
Let me know though, I'm luck maxing over here.
There's also a lot of...
Nice pressure campers.
I'm sorry, the picture is uh, blocking the map.
No, no, no, smoke. We played hard, uh, or HR a couple of times now.
Getting better at it.
A little campfire though. Nothing case.
Guys, there's someone out in the room, Kev. Can you see?
yeah on the door on the door I'm closing the shit I put my cape on hold on
Come on. I'm healing. Do not let them in that door, Hodge.
Yeah, yeah, hurt.
You stand in front of that fucking door.
Oh my god. I'm close! I'm close! Get him!
I'm close to being asked to go fast.
You wanna go first one?
Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you guys.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
You're here. Open up.
I'll heal you. You're blocked. You're blocked.
They're opening. Opening, opening, opening.
They're here.
They were here a couple times.
You got it. You got it.
I can heal you.
Nice.
No.
What?
Thank my god, he swarged in my shield.
No.
Go take it out there.
The second I sat down there rolled up, that's crazy.
You going again?
Damn it.
Bro, I literally start spinning and I went out of the room
There's no you don't look at your gear. Don't look at the gear J. Don't look at it
I'm not looking
You know look at the gear. I beat the fucking breaks off of both of them
Fuck
Bro, I spawn on those motherfuckers too, bro
But yeah, that'll happen that pissed
Alright, I'm bringing in the best thing I have. Yep. I'm bringing in the absolute best
shit I have.
That's book a rage best. That's good.
I don't care. I cannot believe I didn't do more damage. It's insane.
Oh!
Well, this is when we lose everything, chat. Lock him.
This is when we lose everything. All the work that we put in.
That's better than it being dead. I'll be real.
Amen. Amen. Amen.
of
I mean...
Okay, this has been the best boots ever. Oh my god, I don't hype.
What's up, baby?
I
Want to go in now I
Didn't I haven't not to get
Shut up like you baby skill
Yeah. Yeah. No, you don't really have any good rings. 16 armor rating on this. We can
gym out, the memory and bullshit. Additional fizz damage on this. Bro, we just don't really
have any rings. Headshot damage, armor, armor, pen and strength. I think I have to rock the
ring encourage. Don't I have another- oh, here they are.
additional damage strength and additional damage to strength with additional damage
with that yeah that's what I wanted yeah I'm casting fucking crazy we all think
I think Ring of Courage or Strength and Additional Physical.
This does have armor pen.
That's an insane ring.
Yeah, I'll put this down here.
All right, we got all that.
I just need boots.
We need hands.
What's your opinions on Onyx gloves?
Not good, right?
Well, it's just pushy.
They're good.
They're not good.
They're good for like solos if you're like 1v1ing, they're not good if you're tanky like
a frontline.
Okay.
and
cool that reduction. Okay. And then do I want phiz power or strength? Well, strength gives you
phiz power, so strength is better. Yeah. It gives you phiz power plus some other stuff.
Ooh, give me that plus two strength roll. Fuck yeah.
Oh yeah.
debuff duration that's my E right no no not exactly okay no debuff duration only
affects debuffs applied to you fuck it I'll roll a strength in that bitch and
roll another two easy armor pen additional armor rating 2.2 headshot
But, dexterity, I have to have a better reign than this.
More additional physical, yeah, I do.
Beautiful.
All right, I'm fucking geared.
I'm going to get that key out.
Additional weapon damage projectile damage reduction undead will go physical damage bonus
And debuff duration, this power.
Your diet, okay?
Motherfucker.
No!
Yeah, dude.
Well, I don't know where that went.
idea well I don't know where that went it was bad
That's what we needed.
Bro, I hit that buck lock like five times and that guy will how many times?
No, sorry, unfortunate.
And I was wearing a melee, he statted out my mind.
Well, I saw the buck lock, so, okay, in that situation, buck lock faces past me.
Close that door.
And we just closed the door.
We just, I don't go out there.
We beat his ass.
Got it.
We beat his ass.
Yeah.
Alrighty, got it.
close the door
Because we didn't see the comp it's just so hard to be ready for like a block lock turning the corner and fan of eyes
yeah
Yeah, but we need him and he died instantly, but like if you just work, you know, didn't know do we would have all been alive
So three on two
So we probably should have won that but he was blocked and it was just very unfortunate
I can drop that
Are too many heals no absolutely not
so many farts where are we
let me start this either so i buffed now too i hudged so like
like say for some we want to engage i could just
issue and bids you and you're running crazy now that you're down you know and
you're fast yeah it makes you really fast yeah no one can fly it's not gonna knock down
fuck yeah what were you playing before kid I'll find the melee build now playing
spells got it
playing 10 spell and I've I've I've I've fucked up spells you know got it
I'm playing Bartoshay I like the felling axe but I don't think it's uh I don't think it's
You have to be way faster if you really want to.
Yeah, I gotta build like a full deck.
Yeah, I'm looking at it. I'm looking at it.
Creeping.
He's being a weirdo.
You gotta kill the cellarist like...
Don't push him yet.
Yeah, I'm looking.
Full team.
He took a little peek.
Oh, I almost grabbed his bitch ass.
Full team, yeah.
He's looking at something.
He's looking at something.
I'm looking for some chip damage here.
I'm behind him. I'm behind him. You got to help me kill this wizard. Kill this wizard. Kill this wizard.
Hold on a minute. I'm fighting these fighters. I'm quicking, quicking the quarter, quicking it.
Oh my god. There's a barb on us. I'm back. I'm in. This is really bad. I have to get out of here.
Locked again, locked again!
Hard dead!
Nice!
I'm dead!
I killed both, one more, one more!
Nice!
Nice!
Got this west, come on!
I'm tanking, I'm tanking!
Woo!
Come on, boys!
I'm gonna start the round, okay?
I'm flanking this guy!
Flanking him!
I
Actually more than there that was that was luck. I
Thought I'd I spoke it turned out it was fucking yeah
It was playing work. I didn't really have time to pop my mind and he still hit me actually saying I
I thought Jay died. I thought I was just like fuck I'm a spin
Good work boys. Oh my god. I for you gentlemen any day of the week boys. I'm gonna be a little dodging me. That's all right
Oh baby. Oh baby. Hold me. Yeah. We you guys a little bit out gentlemen. Here goes my
Francisco's. I'm gonna drop everything. Oh my I mean I'm taking everything. Yeah I'm
taking everything I'm taking everything useful to bring and we're back just like
that always in best chat when you lose at the blackjack table take your entire
Banking counts out and that's the answer double down always double down
Guys, I don't know what to do do I drop meds I have to yeah
These pants are insane on this guy. He's probably one as northern fool is really good
He's pulling his barb. He's eating you.
He's the whole backup kid.
I have an entire backup kid, and everything is Jim. Everything is Max like.
Let's get the fuck out of here, boys.
They're campfire if you all need it.
Oh, baby. Wow.
and
massive
those good those good turn on the uh...
well bro you're not taking that?
you better be
you better be taking that
you're not burning right there
pissing me off you don't take that
you know I'm a caster first you know what I'm saying
Perfect diamond this one, I really don't have a met on me
Maybe put that surge counter belt. It's always nice to grab surges. Yeah, I am especially when you drop your man
What about this you guys want to take in that?
Can I fall?
I'll never use them. I'll never use any. Redex one strength four vi two fist power one pike
I can't really go for it.
I want stats, but...
That's not a mid, I wouldn't.
Unless that strength is like, 3.
And you're leaving me as I'm going to drop my helmet for that.
What's your helmet?
Drop felling axe? I mean bro, how do I drop this felling axe?
You can drop that.
That's crazy.
I can go like this, and then I can go like this.
And then I can drop this helmet.
Extra helmet, what about this? This helmet? Look at these gloves.
You need to drop that. That was his aloe is terrible.
Yeah, that's what I thought. That was his extra visor he had in there.
Alright, I got two more spots. What else can I grab here?
There's one he checked if he's got some good meds like some blue bandies or something. Nope.
Nothing. What was this here?
Yeah, I grabbed some meds here.
The brass pots are always good to grab.
Yeah, I dropped my props.
See this guy
I'll give him green on solid
All right, let's get out of here before I just
Yeah, this is
Wow
Yeah, it's like a turn I see you I didn't touch that bar that was all you
I
Felt pretty good there. Oh, I felt great. I felt bad
Always insane I
Just you know started to realize like
like oh man I don't know, this is hard to play I feel like these days it feels a lot harder
to stack damage and he's spam fired ball.
I have no damage, I have like 17% damage right now.
Let's go.
Ice raid boys fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah.
Why is your game crashing?
I don't know, sometimes it's just some Iron Maids things.
You notice the more full your bank that's the longer your loader screen steak.
I did notice that.
I was just about to ask.
Full of gross.
I think it's a new thing, right, or has it been in the game all the time?
I've also been a thing, but since they've been adding more and more stash tabs, you
notice them more and more.
I'm making a, I bought another inventory space.
So I can just put full kits there ready to oh, why am I getting naked?
Let's take it off mom shit right freak
So that was so close to being bad bro, that was so close. Yes, I should have died
They kind of just like got me to 1HP and walked away.
They don't need to 1HP and turn into a chicken, that's what you meant to say.
Yeah, I mean they just kept turning into chickens and I was beating the fucking bricks out of them chickens.
Now check your goblin, you might have got something back from the goblin.
I had a helmet.
Yeah.
Alright, that's a full kit ready to go.
The surgery kid there as well
Jen I think we're just gonna make this tab my kids tab all the extra kids that we get that we just want to be able
To swap into immediately. I think that's what we do
No, I didn't get shit back
Not come on is not come on as well knock on my as well
I want to go to the long healthy life and I'm keeping on dying because of it no no you're
but you're pre-diabetic you either are or are not diabetic it doesn't make sense I think
pre-diabetic just means you're fat yeah that's what I'm saying that's what I said
yeah you're on you're on the road you're on the road bro like you know yeah
like you you in the Honda Accord cruising down to diabetics though
well I'm now my pre-cancer so I eat McDonald's the other day like where we
draw the fucking line yeah hey I'm right there with you bro fuck doctors you
know yeah I once paid a doctor in cash and then they sent me to collection
saying I didn't pay him I can't talk you know that reminds me I fucking I've
been getting texts and I just have been during them and that just scared me so
I'm gonna go and make sure these are all fine.
Let's go, man. That was a good raid.
Did you fill your squires up, your squire pre-kits?
No, no, I haven't.
Yes, you want to stats have just for the kits, but you have three like pre-sat kits you can do they just throw them
Like you said once I do say three just put a button right there, but yeah
Really so I didn't even need to I wasted money. No, you'll probably have more than three kids eventually so I
Said you can never have too much stash space. Yeah, never
Was the last time you had too many thick items cases and then I get I don't need to save it
I just put that there and I leave it.
Yeah, it is there, you have to do it.
I need to swap it, swap it out.
You think you're still wearing for that one that's in there?
Cool.
Love that.
Oh, man, I pulled up Mboss's stream in his stash.
I don't know if you've ever seen this thing.
Dude, he's a disgusting motherfucker.
It's like, I don't want to see his house.
We're probably messy, but holy shit.
That guy is just...
It's gross.
It's like I walk to do a house and I don't...
Yo, what's up, Stan? How you doing?
My brother's surgery went well, man.
It's all best, too, but it's just...
No, they're solo mode.
They're solo mode.
I'm getting on a staff thing.
I thought it was mine.
I made it under the room all the way to the house.
Yeah, I think 16 is what we'll still get.
I'm dead.
Two tap and red skellies?
Sure.
You have arcane mastery.
FTP, high poly, missiles.
Man, I had a magic power kit.
Magic pen, magic power kit.
How bad?
Ten spell overload, support wizard.
And with emboss and glockane.
Anyway.
Oh dude, I completely dipped emboss in DOJ yesterday.
Okay.
magic power kit, the 10 spell overload support wizard, and with emboss and gloctame, anyway.
Oh dude, I completely dipped emboss in DOJ yesterday.
I buckled block with three times and I was one HP.
No.
No.
Oh yeah.
I sent a fireball from downtown, and he said he's ready to walk into it.
I don't know if I'm going to.
I'm done.
I'm down.
I thought blockpicks would be honest.
I know blockpicks.
I thought you were dead.
I'm 100.
So they don't know.
I got your death.
No key.
Yeah, I'm down.
Nothing.
I hope that block team runs into a sea and has a lot of revenge.
Don't like it back
Yeah, it sucks too cuz I was people baby
I'll just grab this brush right here.
Yeah.
Give me some more P.D.
Thank you, thank you, absolutely, absolutely.
What was it, bro?
BARD?
BARD something.
What was BARD?
I'm holding play.
Barred someone
I'm looking
They didn't come this way they had the one through might be at top
Yeah
Yeah, I'm right over here
We don't want to give them heights and
So be a little hard for me to heal you just
On the line here
I'm breaking it
They're running, wait a little bit
These little bastards
oh yeah they for sure ran to the red we follow
man the store is open
this was us right?
was it us? no no it was not us
this way they went to this key looks like
I'm a little bit behind you guys
oh boss farmers
Oh yeah, we got no castors clarity on the ground
Good
Hey, let me just sit back there
one quick on the door
no no no just wait let him kill the boss
oh now they're pissing us off
kill that golem kill that fucking golem
I'll go after that side, I'll go after that side, yeah we can be in that there, that'd be
nice and then I'm finished bruh, that's fine, be nice, hold on hold on hold on hold on hold
hold on im a little low
dude dude dude dude
you're not getting your right
did they end up pulling them out?
they're gonna just run back and forth
about once here
just gonna touch
down there
i dunno
got star
yep
im gonna go
just gonna rotate
just watch the team
they're running across some of you this high
yes they are there
I'm running to the other side as well.
Okay, hold the door.
There's an apartment chasing him.
Okay, run the car. I'm both here.
Oh god.
I got a few up in two.
Yep.
Put your weapon away, brother.
Got him!
Oh my god.
I'm buying this guy.
I'm earth-breaking him so he can't move.
One through this one.
Oh god.
Bridge door.
Oh my god.
Another blood.
Blood, blood, blood, blood.
You good?
Hit him.
Get in there.
Oh my god
One died
Holy fuck these pussies
I can't find him opening the door, I'm trolling.
Oh, let's go!
I didn't splash him. Oh, it was a barb.
I did, he was a little ironed, but yeah, I didn't splash him. It was a barb.
Four strength, three decks.
Door?
Oh, his pants are good for you, uh, Hutch.
Sure, I'll take that as well.
That'll look good.
This boot's good for you.
Honestly, besides his rings, everything's pretty good.
His neck is good.
the party isn't pretty it I'm losing the wrong guy hey we're all a gas yo
whatever I yank that dude backwards is hard sure drop I hate you
how much good this rings you fine yo I kind of looted this fighter do one of
you guys want this I mean this this and this
You're playing with two casters, you know.
Like you really do it.
Yeah, true.
Let's keep it an eye on making sure I can jump to the loot up, though.
Okay.
Aw, bro.
Oh my gosh. Oh, yeah, you just wear it to your dad. You're chill. They're massive.
I'm curious what's up with this is okay. Okay. Yeah, maybe she meant I'll carry okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah
You could just wear those as they are but I've done some
All right beautiful
I should probably put up pants instead of four spotters.
Man, can't on that block that I did not look up high enough.
I thought I was looking at the damn sky.
That root is fighting Chinese, bro.
I think it was just lag.
Yeah, I wonder if you fight a high ping like the Galactic's next to the block.
I should put the Bar to Shae up.
I'm high ping, he's higher ping.
I should have put the Bar to Shae up.
Fuck!
Cree through.
That'll happen
Double block door closed. Yeah, the 180 the 180 axi block the lot. I think in terms of gold
I made the right decision
I have a lot of artists shades anyways
Was it was about that block is that what it does doing well man? Good morning to you
Nom Magnus carry Max Smitty
Plaster X in patent. Thank y'all so much for the subs dudes
It's Shacko Shacko.
Yeah, we're doing good today.
Good, good, good sesh so far.
Good sesh.
Hey, boss gone.
Aw, I mean, the necklace really isn't that good.
Let's drop this necklace.
I made a fucking paper, man.
that
Beep that? No. That's the random necklace I found.
Not this build.
Hmm. I think you're gonna clear this then.
Oh yeah, this isn't that good. Physical healing.
of
death
of
death
of
You are on the top!
Uh, the fighter is still very good, right?
Yeah, 500!
Yeah!
I don't think it's as good as the fighter
The fighter needs to clear it though
No, the barbie can play like standalone
I think the fighter needs a healer
So does the struggle range on the slow rhythm barbs
Oh, grab that though...
that's the way
to
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
The sword of the spear in the axe, crouch and look down.
Got it.
Barbed game.
It usually helps to go right, but the swordsman, you know, have it.
I think right now it's the, and I don't play the game enough to really have like an educated
opinion.
This is just what I've seen and how.
That's what I'm feeling.
I have fucking my hard drops how I'm feeling is
Barbarian is pretty much like always on good teams a
Wizard is I don't know if it's needed, but it's typically on teams as well and a cleric is a must
If you're running trios three fizz power
Holy shit, I take that with three fizz power
Yeah, probably not.
Of course, actually, Krillers are usually pretty cheap.
People don't like them, even though I love them.
So usually, they're not too highly valued.
Mark it down a day or two.
You bet he's a really good one for the cheap.
Cleric is a must. You gotta have the Cleric.
It's like running trios on World of Warcraft and not having a healer.
Is it possible? Yes.
is it like should you do it if you really want to win consistently probably
not you should probably always have a cleric
the
truth
of
the
you're gonna do the one now
hey bro don't talk shit about my warcraft play man I used to be good a
while
I see a mouse there.
Oh look at that thing.
I'm dead.
There's Travis.
I'm reading him right there.
Didn't hit that guy.
There you are.
I'm done with the spot.
Where we at?
It's on that and here's the guy from earlier.
Oh!
Oh
Yeah, take that for arena you see that as a triple natural on this
My my don't touch that oh
My mom's I keep on streaming cake
People are next next to the helmet. Oh, you got that safe. I'm dropping back down
How?
Damn!
Good shout, Chad, good shout, thank you.
I'm damn it.
Did you say we do have a gear?
We don't.
Yeah, we don't.
Nice.
Oh, I have.
Oh, thank you. I thank you so much.
You take long to get gooped in this game now.
Oh yeah, 25 luck on the shield.
I know, you're shot off.
You got a meds there, no?
Let's pull that thing out, though.
I'm low on meds, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I'm having a lot of oh sorry. I'm having a lot of fun. Yeah
Very much enjoying myself, bro
I wouldn't be playing it if I wasn't
Hank you must have missed the enough of this morning. We got a program now that puts all the chats together
Pick YouTube and Twitch all in the exact same window so I can see all the chat
Oh Lord
Everything yeah, it's awesome, bro. I love it
I said the damage on this this I can get to a boss look at this shit. You want this for one of y'all's fighters?
Oh, no, is that not good?
Yes, I'm not see you. That's better for a warlock, but try me keeping stuff like this right now. Oh
Yeah, it sells for a lot
uh anyone have any extra bandages
oh gore yeah yeah i'll drop him at jerker
maybe it doesn't reset anyway
there's a scissor right there
i'm gonna double-tip the boss to get the ones in there
in there.
Let's get that guy out of here. Try again. Yeah, we got one in the first circle. We'll take it.
Yeah.
Well, I plan on picking the ruby back up and then I forgot about it.
Is there anyone in this raid?
Yeah, not a single soul in this level.
Yeah, what happens?
Eh, it'll happen.
Eh, it'll happen.
If I could take a flight to my neck of the woods, get some Chinese.
None is.
I say that because let's go to this is Asia overflow. Yeah, I remember you said what was the best by the way
you hand me was the helmet. The helmet was good yeah. Yeah. Nice to have for arena.
Want to save stuff like that.
This arena is definitely one of my arena beginnings.
And an item like that will be insanely expensive because people want it for arena.
Yeah.
Arena opens in a day.
Tomorrow's arena.
Wait a minute.
I gotta tell her kids.
Oh shit, that's a lie.
I'm playing arena tomorrow, huh?
Yeah.
I don't give a...
It's nice, it's nice.
Sometimes when you play these hours right in the game, you can't, you know, libs it a
little bit dead.
You don't want to play this far, you can always play arena.
Nothing, geared fights.
Yeah, you get in there.
Hell yeah.
I
Being said can't stand it and you'll you'll get a you will get a lot better plan it too
What that chest go fucking lost in the stash dude no
Is this the one right here
Yeah, what was the yeah, you lost six kid. I don't remember what the chest look like was it this chest right here?
x20 lock additional armor action speed this was it right
i think so
it's really not like that insane to be real i'll take it it's an extra kit
they were gear but they weren't like oh my gosh they're fucking huge
I'm not too sure chat. How did uh, how did he enjoy himself yesterday? I don't know. I
Think he's enjoying the game still haven't yet that I'm in a couple of days
Doing well cool
I'll take these with me.
That's good.
There's that.
Let me grab some more bandos.
Cocoa is on till 6am, oh so Cocoa is like locked in locked in, he's really enjoying it
huh?
This is a Cocoa type of game I feel like.
This is a game Cocoa very much enjoys, or type of game Cocoa very much enjoys.
I think we got everything.
They're getting slammed though.
Yeah.
The horde game dude.
It's not easy.
It's not easy.
No, Barbarian is one of the best classes to start playing the game with.
Super easy, has some of the easiest abilities to use.
It does so much damage, is pretty tanky against range, it's good.
Yeah, we're playing Missful tomorrow.
Well, I like the look of barbarian. I'll be a little, er, not barbarian, I'm sorry.
I like the look of dwarf. I'll be a little worse on dwarf to be able to play him.
I like it. I like being at a warfront around. Causing chaos.
Missfall looks mid. Everything looks mid until we start playing it.
Let's be honest with ourselves.
That's the end of the game, bro. Everything's bad, everything's ass until everybody's playing it, and then it's the best game ever.
ever. Whenever I was sitting here playing Dark and Darker, everyone called me stupid.
Now everybody's trying it out and playing it and enjoying it, now everyone's talking
about how great it is. Welcome to the internet, welcome to video games.
You know, fun fact, you can't see the timer in the spawn of this module, so I had no idea.
Right now.
No, not today. We're playing Miss Fall tomorrow.
I
Mama see the mama see the
Okay, it's on him wonderful, so you're gonna spell play again
Yeah, I got
Thought about it, but I think it's
Yeah, I do that. I do stack actions do when I play because I'm sorry I was gonna more
I'm not trying to tank the mobs man. I'm just fucking terrible at dodging their abilities good curse
First!
Damn, pin is doing damage, holy shit.
Little phone back.
Is that a sword?
I'm gonna just send you in here.
Sword's a little scary, boss.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
I miss I'm taking a lot of damage
I'm taking up just the hair. Fine I'm sinking right here.
Waiting for it.
I healed you much. What's that mean?
Good shit. Keep walking on it.
I healed you again, I healed you again. I'm freezing this guy. I'm freezing this guy.
I'm freezing him again. Oh my god. Let's go boys.
Let's go!
Woo!
Depp a game?
Come on!
Come on!
The buff, I'm gonna get him in there.
Fuck yeah.
I'll sit!
Oh, well just another massive human being.
Hey, you double blocked that man's whirlwind.
I saw that.
Yeah, that's how I was.
I'll be honest, I hit the block and I thought to myself,
I hope somebody saw that.
Oh my god, it's like crazy stuff
Yeah, I gotta be the boy and tell you that thing's terrible
What's terrible? What's terrible the chest now you need to add you three decks to physical power
Yeah, it's a high rarity, but the rules on our bed. Yeah, when you're looking at items
You only care about the blue rolls the extra rolls got it. Yeah, that will a blue looking good
unfortunately
Now understand. All right. Well honestly, I'm reading it. Great. I keep on bad to my my axis
Yeah, and all these
traditionally
Our boot is good
So it's a very good right very good. All right, boo
Those other those decks boots they're kind of dog sure are there I mean you can hold them
They are usable. They got one good stand. We got the armor
3-3, that's a little too much.
Oh!
Fuck!
Thank you.
Little ring for him?
Ooh!
I can't fell in.
I like to fell in, but I don't think it's better than that.
I'm telling you, if you run the felling, try and squire, we'll switch your kit up a little bit, you'll probably like a way more.
I love the felling. If I can get a felling axe with good stats, I'll take it all day.
You gotta wear the armor for the felling though, you know.
Exactly.
Like, you're slow, but you're tanky, and then the barge is really good. But for felling, you want to be fast.
Yeah.
Okay, I'll take the other one.
Oh, I'll take that emerald Oh, you bastard, chubb!
Uh, that one right there?
Yeah, yeah, I wonder where it went.
I
Plain it tomorrow play miss fault tomorrow
I can't it's impossible for me
It's imponible.
I'm fucking keyed.
Some, uh, Fudge Mist on the map.
I don't have a rookie.
Uh, that's cool.
I got it.
Trying to get this hold back.
You like the flash, bro.
I like the flash.
I don't end it either.
It's just, I feel like once you start max arranging with the morning stars, it's just
hard to come back.
I
Think of south
Bro, I just fucking killed three people
In that room, I would have killed that guy faster when I'm holding that block like
My god
Oh, yeah, Miss Fall is a Dark and Darker competitor.
Yeah, same type of game, same type of consensus about the game.
I'd say it's a little faster pace than Dark and Darker.
They really just I mean a game bro just depends on what what you want
Yeah, very arcadey it's like the comparison between
the aisle and
What's that other game chat? It's like the aisle. Yeah, man. That's
It's like the arcadey version of it, Path of Titans, yeah.
Yeah, it's like the difference between the island path of titans.
Oh shit, I'm probably not going to the door, huh?
I didn't say it for the name, it's what I thought.
I don't know, I don't know.
I'm in.
Oh, you're going to fight it by the way?
I'm in.
There we go.
What'd you say?
Sorry.
I don't know what just happened.
Alright.
Trading some items.
Do this.
I got an extra prop.
We just need some.
Let's swap stuff.
There we go.
You don't just melee over and over in Miss Fall?
No, it's more like ability.
It's like a ability based in this fall. Yeah.
The workers. I mean, it's a brand new game, you know, like it's not going to have the depth that like the game like dark and darker is going to have. Of course not.
Play and leave today. Yeah, we're probably I think me and Nick are going to end our streams with a little bit of a league game again.
That was a lot of fun yesterday, although.
In case you guys didn't know.
Don't play Vigar in the jungle, even if it's on accident.
Lightless tomes at the one?
Don't make them a staff.
Yeah, you know, it's not the best.
I
Don't play league it actually proposed that well, okay, and my defense
I was trying to play in the mid lane, and I miss click I miss click
Do you think that I didn't miss click? I just didn't know for surely. I think I'm close to state
What's this guy do again?
Oh, how long is it on the plane right now?
Yeah, when you get Orbeez, you hit the car, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
He's got to lure him every time, bro.
Oh, yeah.
Me again.
Cam can block that for you.
He's got to hear the mob.
He's got to hear the mob.
Oh, he's got to hear the mob.
So I'll try and make him stop.
I don't know what to do with it.
Stay in the purple, don't, yeah, when you're outside of the ring it does more damage.
Stay in the purple don't yeah, yeah when you're outside the ring it does more damage
Oh my god, that one's even low.
Oh my god, that's even low.
They kill us melee mobs.
We don't want to...
Org on you, hook?
Nice, nice, nice.
You got to get away.
Disappointment.
Holy fuck!
We're getting orders again, Dutch.
Run them all again.
And he's kept running.
No!
They're fucking dodging it!
where are you guys off of shit
run him in
he's coming for you, he's coming for you
there you are
nope
get the block in the can
oh my god, I'm rolling through
nice
he's low
he's tanking
nice
Holy shit, why is it all fucking speaking bro?
It targets whoever's the farthest away.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, that's an issue.
And the spell got spearsly.
That's an actual match.
That's an actual match.
There you go.
Fuck yeah, boys.
I'm camping.
Oh, there's a match.
Early 10.
Yeah, that's a match.
Oh, shit.
Fuck yeah.
Beautiful.
Start hitting this shit.
That's crazy. Oh, dude. Chat's geeking so you know it's next level.
Mm-hmm. That's the one.
But whenever I pull it, Chad, it's not Jack Dickens' fault! Damn it!
Yeah, that's probably gonna be like, I don't even know, probably a good 10-20k.
I'm running it.
Holy shit
Yeah, I listen man, I'ma be honest. Oh
My god
You need that.
I do need that.
I just-
Barb's- some Barb's kinda like CDR.
Something like that is kinda crazy.
Thank you.
Um, yeah I don't know man, I played a lot of extraction shooters and a lot of extraction games in general.
Team, team in.
At the door, something, I heard him.
I needed my campfires.
I don't know, I don't know, I just heard them. They're stomping here.
Yeah, they're out there right over there.
There's them right as well, I think. On our right. Right here on the store.
Okay.
They're still there. Don't be scared, get in there.
There's a Chinese red flag right there.
There's a boss for them.
Hey, Ram
They're there at the door
Oh my god, they're running into a terrible mess.
There you go, yeah, there you go, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, he put it again!
He fucking hooked that guy!
Oh my god!
Let's go!
I'm going!
I'm keeping you!
This is what the fuck is going on!
Ugh!
Can you stop it?
Oh my god, I'm earthquake-ing the door.
I'm earthquake-ing the door.
He can't run.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, I blocked that door.
I'm in there
Oh
I might actually just saw a team behind us
The game was actually frozen. I bro
Hold the fucking line bring another clarity. Hold on. I'm gonna earthquake the door
I'll find this guy, I'm finding him.
I'm finding him again.
Feel free, I'm gonna heal.
I'm gonna be very swarm.
Full swarm, full swarm.
Swarming again.
Full swarm!
I'm camping, I'm camping.
I was first by your thing.
Okay, okay
another team wait another team no he was one HP oh no a cleric came oh wait oh the cleric
can die oh oh no okay Nt Nt Nt Nt Nt that was awesome that was awesome to watch oh dude that
guy got up on top of me I do I did I have each hat did I have he that guy got up on
top of me and beat the fuck out of me bro so quick I did I should have bladed or something
who's bad yeah that'll happen honestly not mad about it if if you don't lose connection
or stall out where we're yeah that's the worst part about it damn it damn it
Steve
I'll do that'll happen right the book all the book the book oh no I
think they could be right this month of happy for him as well I forgot about
I
Don't care I'm back. I'm dad run it back. I mean we got a couple extra kids
I'm enjoying I'm enjoying the the risk to reward factor me has to chat a sphere chat you guys enjoying this
I
Think this mode is legit. I'm having a lot of fun. I
Feel like there's more risk, you know
that's all good that's good thing thing thing yeah I think if I either I kill him and we're
fine dude what a psychopath the guy who runs at a barbarian what insanity and he
wins that's a crazy part and he fucking wins he solo runs into three people
probably because he heard the res maybe I don't know I even hit the block to I
I blocked that, that kill shot.
Fuck.
I blocked the damn kill shot.
Fuck.
What do I do differently there?
Whenever he's just on top of me fucking headshot me
like a son of a bitch.
How do I win that?
Other than just pressing E, is E my only way out?
I
Also, where do I buy show pots and not buy them
Yeah, but it's hard to get spacing when he's fucking on my Jimmy
Maybe I just go into that like pre swinging so he can't get past I think that's what I was I think that's what I'm supposed to do there
I like I start swinging to zone him from just walking in
Because it's like just at that point I'm just delaying that's that's my job
I'm delaying until the red is off 3v3. We never lose that
Just that exact scenario we lose it's just brutal that'll happen
Oh, wait. Yeah, that's fine. That's on me. I feel your piece of shit. No, no, who cares.
Good fight. I was enjoyable watching you guys. I feel more I'm more pissed off than I got
Absolutely bodied by a barred up close and I had he I broke my rule never died with a
No
Zero honestly
Huge is on top of me and he was just stabbing my stab me in my face
And I just I I didn't know I had it if I knew I had it. I would have used it
So you have your blocks over I got a nice block
You block the stab too, which is the hardest in the block.
Yeah, I'm learning.
The first part is, we're 0.1 seconds away from you getting a heal right there.
I know.
That's why it sucks.
Maybe I don't go for an attack and I just go for a block, but I knew that he was also
low.
I just slain so much.
Sometimes the only reason you live is because you do get the block, you know, like.
Yeah.
Just a shitty situation
Yeah, I think we beat that 33 every single time by the way
Yeah, I don't mind the horseman acts I like I like the big
Two headshots I'm pretty sure I thought he died. Yeah, I thought he died. I would play differently if I didn't I knew didn't die
We're going high roller again, yeah.
We're making money, bro.
Low risky gameplay, you know?
I win that with a felling axe, yeah.
Yeah, I do.
me whenever I'm sorry I'm gonna make it bond.
Mm hmm why not try a new skill cuz the grapple?
I mean bro the grapple is working right now man we've won we have chased down two teams
and wanna fight because of the grapple.
Well, I don't say because the grapple because of what the grapple allows us to do
What do you put it we put up for it
Requiem
You would you have
Stick model blood type advance so you're gonna blood that ain't blood type what you're in gears on is good
Do you think so?
Yeah, I think it was a stick model. That's yeah
Yeah, I know, but when you're fighting in HR, if you're fighting in a game, you don't want to be low.
What has Rowan done? If you're in a war, and you don't block the first one, you are almost dead, if not dead, every time.
That came directly from yesterday. I started swapping it out.
Yeah, actually I recommend it. We're just a new matter. We got third in.
you ever tried doing Awakening? Yeah, I played doing.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Lock in boys, come on. Big raid, big raid, big raid.
Let do it!
I mean girl cheeses I'm just gonna say it bro I could probably put down 25 girl cheeses
I'm just saying
Really I really think I could I'm fucking pissed off
Oh
Grilled cheeses are goaded man little ham grilled cheese. I can't cast teleport. That's not good
Real cheese and salsa hold on a minute
What the hell are you talking about?
of
death
of
one
two
three
three
three
three
three
three
three
three
I need a fortress now after that.
Thank you.
I don't want to be living.
Grilled cheese and ketchup.
Voss!
And I'm the weird one for putting ketchup on chicken nuggets.
Are you kidding me?
What's order to you communists grilled cheese and ketchup or chicken nuggets and ketchup?
got the gold key
Yeah
Chat saying I should have pinged the cloak for you. I don't think it's good, but I'll ping it when I get up there
Yes, I go into
Or oh my god, we'll see right here. You're full split
Coming they don't look that mighty
Hmm heat this guy might have an artifact shield. I don't think so. It looks mighty a weird round shield though
Let's just a spoiler one friend. I have a drink of pot
up
right right don't pull it off
up I got a full talk
back up there's no children
third they're running
check it out
don't talk to me like
I'm watching bro
one of the
looking for the window
the stocking runners
this is the floor
Don't want to go loot the key?
Let me do that
I'm going to go.
No, okay. Alright, alright.
Alright, we're having a debate in my channel, full of a bunch of communist chatters and I need someone to bring some sense to him, okay?
What is more weird?
putting ketchup on chicken nuggets or putting ketchup on a fucking grilled
cheese
who put cheese on a grilled cheese thank you bro I these people that even up for
debate these people are making me go crazy but they first off is it all I'm
I'm putting ketchup on chicken nuggets to begin with no
Little deeper what you're putting on a ranch a branch
You have a long little bit of ranch.
Someone just brought it. I swear to God.
Get the door open. Get the door open.
Get the door open. Got it.
Am I insane?
So, it could be above us.
We are playing this door. We are playing this door.
Necklace of peace. Five health.
That's all you.
Let's go for you.
Neckles a piece of good one to pull from there.
Branch is fine.
Ketchup is not.
Oh, so you're just racist.
Good to know.
Good to know.
There's that.
I mean that.
Whoever's putting ketchup on grilled cheese, like, can't believe it.
Yeah, it just gets in.
It's like $1.
Like, what are we talking about?
Put that guy in jail.
That piece I made of some grilled cheese.
That is this.
I mean, that's this.
That's this.
If you argue that, you deserve to go to prison.
Really?
I'll say it though, if you're not putting like blue cheese in your tomato soup, you're missing that.
What are you done?
What?
I'm putting you guys on the tech.
What are you talking about?
I have your back.
I have your back until that moment.
It's like, you think you know a guy, right?
Then you just hit the hard one.
That's what I'm saying!
What the hell was that?
Can't put that on me.
That's the equivalent of food.
That's the equivalent of what you just said about food.
I couldn't agree more.
Oh man.
I love blue cheese.
There it goes again.
Blue cheese is fun.
I used to make that soup dude.
That's what I'm saying.
No one's so dark.
I mean I don't like blue cheese.
But no one's arguing that blue cheese is something you can consume.
But on a fucking tomato soup,
Are you throwing puppies off bridges in your off time as well?
I love puppies
Doesn't seem like it with what you're saying
Sounds like you're shooting cats with paintball guns right now. No, if you know, you know sounds like y'all don't know
If they're haven't tried it
My dad puts ketchup on a pickle bell, I thought it was diabolical
I'm gonna be honest now. This is something that I will lose people on I don't mind I
Can literally eat ketchup on anything
Wow, what about this guy? Is that good or no?
Catch up on mac and cheese now see I won't be that kind of craziness, but like I'll do like
You know, I mean God forbid you put a little bit of ketchup on you know
something like a Taco Bell like I'm not like that's not that crazy
I mean that's a little crazy
I think there's something about this
Yeah there was people around them
Lock in lock in everyone hold your food opinions lock in
I can't see being scared
You keep catching me
No
What's your book?
I can't tell it's my blade, but it's not yours.
I still can't take it back, take it back, take it back.
Alright, alright.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, no, I have, wait, give me, actually, I have 1 blue 3-point as well.
What the fuck?
Not really good.
Are we in there?
Good.
I'm really stuck here, too.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Oh, you wanna go to that one?
Okay.
and
they have bushed me on spin and so just know that
I just want to hurt them, are you crazy?
no, I hurt people
I didn't hear when we came out. I heard it in my room.
I can't dodge to save my fucking life.
I don't want you dodged from whatever side he's swinging from,
because if he's swinging on your right, you go right.
It's a good rule for most mobs.
I mean, sit down, yes? Nobody's right, I am.
Okay, let's go down.
I do it.
Yeah, I don't know if there's much better than bacon.
Bacon's pretty good.
I don't do people on this sometimes, but I like Turkey Bacon.
And that guy, and I agree with you, I love Turkey Bacon.
Oh, thank God.
Thank God I really do.
I love Turkey Bacon.
I love Turkey Bacon.
I love Turkey.
There's gonna be a lot of people who call us crazy, and I want you to know you're not
crazy.
grew up eating turkey bacon over regular bacon all the time. I love turkey bacon.
Yeah, look at me. I wouldn't think that. What? You ever, you ever grill a turkey burger based
on some barbecue sauce? Oh no, we can't just, we cannot just walk over. No, what the fuck did you
just say? The turkey bacon's lean. No, no, no, that's not what you said. And I quote,
looking at you, I would assume that. Is that what I want you to say? I'm just saying looks to be
be deceiving them. Don't do the bookbaths cover. It's all I'm saying that's the true. That's the
sorry. I thought you were in and you got a big cover. You know,
the teeth, teeth, teeth covered.
Also, whoever said little seasoners is hot ass. Can we end that guy? Fuck you.
Not as it is exactly what it is for the price that you're paying.
Mm-hmm. It's not as a mediocre piece of this at a good rate at a good rate, which makes it good pizza
You ain't gonna you ain't get no five-star resort treatment with the little Caesars
They might throw the fucking bag at you whenever you leave in the damn drive-thru
So damn it. It's gonna be good
Nothing you even hate on little Caesar's like being young again get a five dollar pizza like doesn't make you happier
Hot and ready, baby. Hot and fucking ready
80 cents is slicing your complainin
God man, you hate the Lord you have to ain't no God-fearing man thinking that way you gotta hate him
Well, he was that a nudge. Oh, yeah coming
Oh, Keyloot.
Nice.
I'm gonna get this one.
I'm gonna boss you, boss this first.
Axel, the ass.
Oh, fuck off, dude.
Everyone, shut up.
Don't talk to me.
Thank you very much.
Back in DC when you get chance.
Oh!
I don't know what you're talking about, I'm not on paper, wait who is it?
Is it the big boss?
Yeah, if I'm on the melee build I can do it, but I'm on a, I don't do the damage, I take
forever to kill it.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I'm eating pot roast carrots little potatoes
Oh, yeah, pork.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, good.
You're wrong.
If that did not just, someone has been.
Sounds alive.
Hmm.
This way?
No shield.
I have no shield potions left.
Okay.
Is that not clear?
Yes, I'm clear now.
I'm sure it's not clear, I'm near the arch right there.
I'm opening the door, I want to look in the middle.
Good.
Where'd you go, Ken?
There you are, I found a path, I think.
Yeah, nothing over here.
I
Know I'm bridge. I'm not sure
He's trying to young
How do I feel about meatloaf never been a meatloaf fan?
You think I would because the main ingredient I feel like a meatloaf is fucking ketchup
But I've never been a fan of meatloaf. It's a weird shit going on brother somewhere
Maybe not the rusty
Oh shit, in the door.
I'm holding, I'm holding.
He close you in.
You go, you go.
I'm good, I'm good.
I'm dead, everyone.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Good luck.
I'm recording.
Oh my god.
It's rogue fighter, rogue fighter.
Re-storming.
No one's in the wall.
One's on the left.
One's on the left.
Let me in, so I can, let me in.
Get ready to blade her now.
Okay, guys.
No, I can't.
I'm not going to.
I'm not going to.
I'm not going to.
I'm not going to.
I'm not going to.
No, I can't. This guy's eating full form.
Is that what I'm trying to do?
I'm holding plate, okay?
Holding?
Yeah, brother, now.
Yes, I definitely died. I don't know if I can eat, boys.
I don't know if I can.
Do it again?
I'll try it.
Nope, I can't.
We can't let it reset though. We just have to go
Hold the door
I think I think I'm gonna bury you there on meteor. That's on me.
I mean, max value. I will die every time so you guys can dig into me too, especially to kill Claire
easily him. I feel like he rises in that door. I feel like my life for a cleric's life on another
other team is always a good trade now, yeah I'm looking around probably, oh man, definitely
worth looting the cleric he actually has some shit I'm not gonna touch up I'll
loot the fighter
that's road ma'am the road can also have some stuff
good pants I'm taking them that dress though but he had good pants for you I
believe okay good is a close to my gosh I think I should take that to sell it
that is good actually too much damage is you taking out yeah you need this
magical power taking these boosts. I think those are as fancy as those are those would be the
felling build. Okay.
The rogue. The rogue fries the pants on the rogue are probably good and this loves.
Beautiful rings and the and the back right? I'm selling off the rogue.
Be physical I guess one magical. The magic damage. Yeah you probably need that.
Magic damage necklace as well. What the fuck is he doing with magic damage?
The regular poison. Oh, she has a poison. I
Don't really need this
Med pots pots pots
Oh, yeah, look at me
I'll pass my dude
Like I'm on for the knowledge. Is that worth me grabbing?
I
Know it's kind of good. It's got as you just got CD. Oh, it's not too bad
I mean, I can make different work. Yeah, all right. I'm good to go
Now you do it
I do need to get mad
all that blue bandages will be
I'm running I'm running I'm actually running I'm running you gotta deal with them
Fuck that shit. Oh my god another Thanos. Yep. I'm not I'm not dealing with them
My god
You guys are probably not by us.
Oh my god.
Hey, I'm sure froze. Why am I hearing birds?
I'm fine.
I wish I panicked now. I just panicked.
Okay, okay.
Where is the chicken?
It's inside. It's inside the chicken.
Oh, it's under us.
It's here. It's here. Oh my god.
Oh
Wait
There's always an item that spawns. Whoa. Oh
That one's in that one's kind of crazy man. Oh this corner everybody get the fuck away from my corner. I
I don't know. Stop. Thanks.
Some goodies?
Some goodies, yep.
Damn, Miss Fall drops at night? What are they doing?
Dude, you wanna try Miss Fall Hunters, bro?
Why don't they just wait another week or whatever?
I need it. I came so much.
what you don't like about it?
it's just so
unoriginal i feel like that it's a made every safe choice possible
if you told me not a simple human being working that game it was made entirely by ai i would believe you
if you do exactly what they think you want and i could feel it
oh you're saying they made a lot of safe decisions instead of like trying to
yeah nothing at every safe like like like shareholders in that game you know
I heard it was the most generic game.
I'm concerned about the no wiping.
That's it, that's it.
That's what killed our creator to be a person.
Our creator's had a lot of problems, don't get me wrong.
You watch that video this morning, I'll play you a show.
A little bit, a little bit.
But even with all the problems that our creator did,
did you ever wipe it tomorrow?
I probably would.
I would've.
Fuck yeah.
I'm at that point with our graders where it's like they would have to
I don't know have a new lead developer maybe more new lead whatever the fuck
of
I didn't get fucking shit
for the measure
Why you turn me in why pick that? I was that how the universe is a boy was a pig the choice you son of a bitch
Thank you, baby. Oh, thank you
Is it worth going to hell in these modes or no?
I mean if you're trying to make money, sure, but not for PCK, yeah, you got it.
No, dude.
Which sucks to Squire because the health bites are health fun as hell.
Like, in Squire L, those health bites down there go crazy sometimes.
They're awesome.
Yeah.
Squire really is, bro.
I would say Squire saved Dark and Darker.
Dark and Darker was fine before it.
But it created the what?
How can we handle it?
It created the want for at least me
You know it got me addicted. It's good onboarding you know anybody
And more importantly anybody can win. Mm-hmm. It's not neck. It's not neck. Yeah
He was so close so many times that's crazy. He got one. He got one. He got one. Yeah one did he get one?
Yeah, like your third game or something.
Yeah.
With the random.
My wife, when she gave me this food, she said, if you can't eat it all, I'll put it
in the fridge.
I'm currently scraping the last little bit of food from the bottom of the bowl.
I don't know if I should be offended that she thought I couldn't eat it or mad at myself
the fact that I could. What do you guys think?
I think it's better to be prepared for the worst and hope for the best, you know?
I don't think that answered any question that I asked,
but I agree completely. I back it up completely.
Hailey just sent me a picture of my dog chat.
And he's throwing a fit.
And he's throwing a fit.
He's throwing a fit because he wants to be outside and she's trying to get him inside
So he is now
fake sleeping next to the pool refusing to come inside
I'll tell y'all there's a money there around seven if you get a husky
fucking prepare gentlemen because
They got some of the fucking most attitude
Attitude you'll ever see in your entire life.
You want to have a human in dog form,
get yourself a husky, you'll see it.
It's actually unbelievable how much attitude these dogs have.
It's crazy, it's fucking crazy.
Two decks, I feel like,
I'm just gonna put this in like the miscellaneous.
I don't wanna build another gear set with this
I feel like when you kill a player for shit, like a barbarian, you kind of know that they're
kids somewhat good, if that makes sense, but if you just get it from like a fighter, you're
going to fuck it up, but yeah, dude, my Husky, yes, it's unbelievable, yes, he is the most
attitude having dog you'll ever see in your entire life and it's like he know he retarded you know
because you don't know my dog has epilepsy right so he has you know seizures every two months
and he it's like he knows he does so he can get away with anything he wants
if we won't we don't cause my dog stress we try our hardest job too if my dog wants to go and
break into the pantry and eat everything in there. I'm not going to correct that behavior.
Like I'm just not. He can't. For anyone who's never had a dog with medical issues, you get to a
certain point that you just kind of go, I enjoy him being around and I want him to not have any
stress whatsoever. Or you put a shock collar on that motherfucker and let him fill the snap of Thanos.
I mean, you know, different people, different handshakes, you know what I'm saying?
But, for me at least, yeah, I've just gotten to the point where my dog where I'm just
like, you can literally do whatever you want, I don't care.
Just stay around for as long as possible, and you have to clear from pops, do whatever
you want.
You want to go take a shit don't take a shit
Well, you have to be that way man you have to especially with a
Dog with those kind of issues a little bit of stress could be the difference between having or not having one
So you just it's not worth causing them any stress at all. It's not worth it
Now, what about Duke? Oh, Duke better fucking come correct. Listen, there's a big difference
between having real issues and not having any issues at all. Duke don't got an issue.
Duke just an asshole. That's it. That's the difference. Duke, I mean, Duke better, he'd
be a better beyond his best behavior. Loly thinking for the 21 months, kicks, death play,
Thank you.
Charlie, think of it a fiver.
Why do you never keep any loot generally?
Can you explain the looting using Tarkov terminology?
Yeah.
It's like looting.
It's like when you're in stage one of Tarkov and you're looting everything for money, right?
The wipe just started, you're looting wires, you're looting CPUs, you're looting everything
to put on the auction house because you have 500K and you want to be able to build guns.
Right now the best thing you could possibly be doing is getting gear that people are going to be using
to then sell on the auction house
When auction house does come out and you're gonna make more money than just like me grabbing
Blue jins now long term if I were to fill up my inventory of blue jins and just continue selling for gold
It probably would make sense, but I
I have the expectations that I'm going to kill someone on the team and get items from
them that are just overall worth more gold than any amount of gems I can get.
Now if they're gold but you can make a reason to grab them and if they're like antiques
for sure like the point said you want to grab them but blues you're just going to typically
find something better in the rain than that blue item. Now if we were running
Squire and we weren't running these huge boats a hundred percent it's worth
grabbing blues no doubt because everyone's in white and you're you're
really only getting the blues and your items until you hit the first circle
or you go through the first tunnel. But again I am not a dark and darker
proud this is just what I've picked up in last four days. I understand it. One app, I'm back.
streams the game they will DDoS the servers that those people are on and by that I mean
myself I mean they've left a couple of the guys alone like some of my boys to play it
but I just I mean bro to be honest with you man like that's every game I mean bro we tried
to go play Sea of Thieves they DDoS the servers off for the Sea of Thieves we tried to or
I tried to go do Left 4 Dead, they DDoSed us there, I mean just everywhere we go they
just want the attention.
Yeah my friend Jonah, who is a bit different from the other guys, he's been getting DDoSed
every time he's tried a new game for like the past five years, like the first couple
days he's DDoSed by the same Russian people.
I'm the same way man.
But it sucks, he's only like these new indie games, like these startup games that are
small because they run off like smaller like a triple A company runs off these
big ass server racks so it's like all this security and this that any other
and they even get DDoS but they have better protection on on on on on on
walk back through just on the right yeah
I just left, I guess.
That door's gone.
That looked like the same cat that killed us.
I was up in a version.
But yeah, it's just that that's the problem with the aisle and as well they they're just
very the updates are very very slow bro fight.
You think of updates for any game the aisle is seven months minimum for every update that
comes out.
Other side, other side of the pallet, there we go, we're on the left.
Oh yeah, I see it on him.
Oh shit, we're looking for a quick on the board, we're quick in the sky.
Oh, that's right, you. Nice, you got one.
Nice.
Uh, maybe not.
Keep pushing.
I'll grab whatever I can if you're ready to blow that door I'm in
That's my best
Oh you're good you're good
I literally walked right next to that guy thinking that it was one of you
Do we want to go to the next circle? Maybe take some of that?
Yeah, we do.
That's all I'm making.
Healing real quick. We're going to heal, we're going to cancel.
Okay, I'll go.
It is well. Another problem with the Isle is that
Like the new Prime system is really cool, like, you know, but it's like before whenever you were, or at least whenever I was playing bro, like it was literally just a T-Rex PVP and everybody else was just trying to not die to him, that's it.
Like you could kill them if they were like sub 50
Mm-hmm, but they would just get to a point where it was literally just t-rex versus t-rex and my last
My last three runs on the aisle. I played a t-rex for 19 hours was walking to a pond and two
Staggos I'm gonna sound like a nerd right now. Okay, so just lock in mm-hmm
Two staggos were sitting in bushes completely parallel with each other in the exact place where I was walking just one time
No, I was just like okay. That's a little weird
And then on my very next one, something weird happened, some bullshit happened, bro, where
it was just like, obvious dreams that we're just another bad luck.
And then on my last one that I still have, he hasn't died yet, I got DDoS as I was hitting
prime.
So I messaged the admins and I'm like, hey, server's getting DDoS, they're trying to make
sure I don't get prime.
You know, is there anything you can do to help me if it works?
And they were like, no, we don't know that that's for you.
And I said okay, you know luckily I get prime so I'm talking to chat
And I'm you know jokingly saying watch right whenever I get in my first fight
This was like a seven hour day where I found nobody like watch my first fight
They're gonna DDoS the server two hours later. I go to fight a stego. I'm winning they DDoS the server
And I was like that's enough for me. I'm done playing
I haven't played since
I did see that I did see that the
It made some good adjustments to it from what I heard and I've seen that no longer like pinning monsters
When you cross in you like lose all your ammo real fast
Actually the I put my first T-Rex ever with mine flare and I got mella
Wow.
I got mellowed at like 49 and a half, so I sold it.
Dude, the selling stuff on that server is really cool.
Yeah, that's nice.
That was my gripe.
You know, I played War Server way back in the day, you know?
I remember.
Yeah, that was like my biggest gripe.
It's like, you can't play another 9-0.
Yeah.
And they found that they have a whole system where you can store and sell.
It's super dope.
Super dope.
If I go back to the aisle, I have to do my own server and I have to have that system for me to even consider it.
And it's nothing against them, listen man, unless you do this shit, you don't know the lengths that people will go to to fuck with me.
You know, I get it.
But whenever I'm sitting there and I'm like, guys, this is happening and they're calling me crazy, I'm just like, alright, fuck this.
I can't, I can't not sit here all day and get called crazy.
Oh, yeah, ready?
Oh, yeah.
We got this shit.
Oh, I agree, shit.
I'm on the roof.
Yeah, hello stacks, huh?
Yeah, I'm on the roof.
How many stacks is it?
Do I have seven right now?
Zero, dude.
Look at that.
They're on the roof.
Stax is going to have seven right now
Here run
I'm gonna open up the different door then run for it.
He's jumping.
He's jumping.
Hey!
Oh yeah.
I'm opening up the different door.
Yep.
Got to be careful though.
Sometimes there's a full team waiting to climb.
Car you on there.
Yeah.
Heard, heard, heard.
You gotta be careful though, sometimes there's a full team waiting to climb a car, you're on there.
Yeah, I heard it.
Heard, heard, heard.
I'm gonna fucking crouch around the window.
This is cream, really.
That's a strength.
Hey, I'm bro, every time I heal.
Are we gonna suck again?
Fucking hell.
Yes, I am.
Are you probably going to jump right after this?
He's not.
No?
Let's get him next time.
I'm trying over here. I'm trying.
I'm trying over here. I'm trying.
Locked on lock it.
He's gonna die. There's so many times before the game.
There's a new style.
Yeah.
Not run. Not good.
Missed it.
Okay.
He still has a million pulls.
This is a bad one.
I'm gonna get a little cat there.
He picks up the pick there.
There you go.
We gotta kill him though, just gonna fuck him up.
I'm gonna heal you, tree line, tree line, tree line.
Oh, I changed up on you. I'm so sorry.
Oh, man, I used this one.
We can do three lines, I see.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
He said straight line.
I started dipping, ducking, and diving.
Oh, god, I got a camp.
It's kind of a good chest.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Oh, my god, but.
But it's a good too, it's a good weapon, but you don't want it.
Because Peter turns up all of his brightness,
and it washes the game out like crazy.
That's why it looks so ass on his screen.
Yeah, those aren't his hacks.
Yeah, but dark areas in this game is like kind of a necessity because so many classes
rely on spacing and like the ambush effect. Like I understand trust me whenever we're
talking about like Tarkov games like that like I completely agree with you fuck all
the dark I want to be able to see what I'm fighting but in this game I understand because
like if you're if you're a rogue and you don't have the ambush you're just going to get
Yeah, I hear ya Chad, I hear ya, I literally the name, I hear ya.
Look I'm nice. Yeah, I'm playing Missful tomorrow. No, I think I'm playing it was summit and somebody else
I don't know who I know I'm was summit tomorrow. I
Can't wait to talk to my friend
Haven't been able to hang out with big dogs since he started the CS go arc man
Those boots worth a damn or no
Yeah, those are terrible.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
What do you call it?
A quarter of a wall.
Either of you guys want these or no.
Oh, that's a harsh.
No, they're not.
They're right there.
They're right there.
Oh, God.
Where'd I drop my campfires?
Found it.
Is there a northern trick these to go piles?
I'm not sure what we're doing, though.
I am out of red potion.
Did anyone got extras?
Yeah, I dropped them.
That's no one.
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hey, I dropped down a couple minutes.
Thank you.
I'm going on bandages.
I might start bringing two rows of potions. Holy shit.
Good thing we got at least five stacks.
That's the one on your belt, the six stacks.
I hear someone fighting mummies on our left.
I mean, they're under elevator.
There you have one, check.
I'm going looking.
I'm going to go look out here for a second.
I mean we were right behind them I mean what we camped and then went maybe the campfire
throw saw
Into a movie lobby where they got a full lobby and they get
of
the
death
of
the
I
haven't seen your robot vacuum you think I have this Vendetta
I've me and the robot vacuum are full
Thank you
We're gonna time it was outside. Oh
Yeah, yeah, yes, man, you want this ball? Thank you
I will tell you
I mean that room, but we're beefing for a while, but we let bygones be those
You don't have to buy insurance so when you die with good gear in this game you have a
chances of goblin merchant goblin merchant grabbing your shit for you
that's a general oh um yeah the guy whatever's not loaded you have a chance
of getting it back through the goblin
Yeah, I'll probably play with Dark and Darko with P again soon, yeah, for sure.
I might have to learn how to play cleric to play with them, to be honest.
two action speed
jacked out damage reduction and magical damage bonus
it's not that those are no
now there are
i already know what you're gonna say and i mean i think we switch it up after
this will get some pvp come back later
if you guys want to do that
yes i appreciate it for sure
i'll go play some wizard as well
oh yeah
fireball!
Yeah, yeah try yeah try that staff builder. Yeah, that's it. Try that
Yeah
It's made the state you feel good
Oh, no, I love my build the glass cannon throwing meteors fireballs. That's so much fun to me. I'm just careful about it
I also want to play some clear today
play with me and the boys. I need to play with Laren.
I have an idea. You can try now if you want.
You want to take the beat with me?
Let me go get my young rich wizard vibes on for a little bit and then I'm in.
I've yet to have a geared wizard.
I have yet to get to a geared wizard.
hopefully the those hardcore raids will pick up once we return yeah we're almost
at that hour
hey one thing I got a shit ton of diamonds on that run my goodness
All right, time to go cast some spells 800 gold from lootable.
Sure.
All right, let's swap her up.
Let's swap her up.
Swap out of the U.S.K.
I think the hardest thing for me on Wizard is the TTK. I don't understand the time to kill very much
And I don't understand what kills like I know that my asteroid is gonna kill
I know that four fireballs kills pretty much anything if it's a direct hit all four times. I
Don't understand zap. I don't understand
What's the other spell I use?
Fireball asteroid zap TP
It's the last one.
Man, Warlock, I was just thinking the same, but I only got him two.
Explosions are really good as well, actually.
I do understand how that works.
I think just reps.
Reps!
And we get better.
I think that's what I need to do.
Just small reps.
I got a question, zap.
Is zap like worth keeping?
It's pretty friggin weak.
It is so weak.
I was just telling chat, I just feel like I do nothing when I'm hitting them with zap.
It's not good for this.
It's not good when you have gear, but when you don't have any gear, the base damage is
just I wouldn't bother with it all righty so what should I do instead of zap
should I run ignite so I can buff you guys so you tried lighting strike yet
my if you get one lighting strike is okay I'll run that people sleep on that
one I'm down I'm gonna need some what's it called in order to cast it
I'm going to move some of your squires up around some more knowledge, maybe.
I'm running fireball, meteor strike, explosion, lightning, and teleport.
I'm missing one singular point.
I got two knowledge cap, two knowledge frock, two knowledge legs, one knowledge glove.
Is there two knowledge gloves?
No.
Can you swap the game out of Hatch's like good, okay, for a minute?
You should put on an Oracle robe, maybe that'll give you more, okay?
Oracle robe to knowledge one knowledge. Yeah, that's it good comes
Yep, there it is. Thank you. Good sir. Thank you. I'll go like that
that beautiful why does nobody play warlock there's a lot of people who play
warlock Ken's gonna play it now I don't know I don't know maybe people just don't
like it I'm not too sure
Is it warlock just like a dot character?
You're just like putting dots,
applying dots and then fighting after the dots are applied?
No.
Yeah, cleric is really good.
I
Just hard to understand
Shout out to my dog Reese's PC's I
Tried the PB and J Reese's
Yeah, bro whenever they come out with these flavors, huh you can miss me with all of them
The only thing that I've seen come out that is better than the regular version in my opinion is peanut butter M&Ms
Which basically just M&Ms, but instead of the nut you get just peanut butter in there after shit
Yeah, I'm gonna lose the people on this for sure, but the mint Oreos dude. I fucking love those
Yeah, you blame it. Yeah, I know
10 minutes is way too good. Not very much, though.
Yeah, I'll take a whole set of thin mince.
That's gonna bowl, fresh it up.
That's some milk from there, you get with the spoon.
A little milk, yeah.
Yep.
And then you gotta try microwaving it, this is just for science.
Maybe turn it into a cake.
You gonna find me?
No, maybe turn it into a cake.
I mean you might find me when I said I like to eat my hey nachirio is hot
What?
That's not weird
Right on them. Hey, make the program show that to me. Okay. Well, yeah
You want to know if you want to know what's this?
You see if you say I'm getting him wrong?
I don't know
I'll do it. I'll show you
I'm gonna blow up my ability right here
Oh, no, I shouldn't have dropped my hat. I can't cast half of it
Oh, I'm gonna do it. He purts a weakness you
Oh shit, a little bit right here.
Big damn.
Big damn.
I'm dead.
I got too close. They're low bro.
They're very very very low.
I am fucking dead to the Shadowbolt.
Get him!
Hey guys dude, how are they alive? How are they alive?
One minute.
Oh my god. Why is it talking to you guys?
Little Reese's Reduce for one second.
I'm camping on this box.
And that's what I'm talking about, not understanding the damage.
the damage I thought they were a lot more lit up
a lot more lit up
yeah I was so fucking slow
I was in complete melee range I was stupid that was stupid
stupid
stupid
they're in man
they're igniting up
oh no
I'm through grab beds right back in grab beds right back in fuck my bamboos shit
I played Ranger when dark and
darker first came out and
Ranger triple shot was busted
and you could go long bow
triple shot and one tap pretty
much everybody in the game.
I played it until I literally
couldn't play it anymore.
And now I still don't want to.
be on my insulin spike and that's good.
One second chat, let me do this.
Fuck!
I was all me.
Streamer only dark and darker arena tournament win.
Honestly, I'd be open to do it
if we didn't have so many games coming out soon.
We got Tarkov coming out with the seasonal I want to try.
We have, oh, fuck what's else?
We have War Dogs, I think, soon.
And some other things.
Go buckler.
I wanna go, do we go and play some cleric chat?
We have gears of war soon as well.
What?
I'm locked in this time.
Hey listen man, it's hard to lock in when the Reese's pin is looking at you licking
its lips.
I hear it.
Is that the chest though?
Yeah, the best Reese's are the, the best like the Easter, the eggs man.
That's the best ratio.
I don't know what about it.
A little less chocolate in one bite.
You know ball.
You know ball.
You know ball, big dog.
Oh, man.
Where's that chest at?
There under.
Oh, a nice one.
Ooh, thank you good sir.
He's floating.
Oh, sorry.
What, did he hurt?
So hard.
Are you stricking this?
There's a bomb in the package.
I gotta say, it's hard.
The fighter's running.
I got dead.
I drew a spell.
I hit him with that.
Hit him again.
Hit him again!
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Nice.
KIN!
NOOOO!
Why are we here for me?
Oh my gosh!
Prestig!
My wizard, my wizard.
My wizard, my wizard.
Did you see that?
Bro, I was shitting.
I saw a lot of fireballs from fireballs.
Dude, I'm surprised that fighter lived that long.
Yeah, we had to have the door fighter.
Dude, he was tanking fireballs.
Yo, that barbarian was in hell.
He went to walk forward and instantly caught about five fireballs to the jawline.
No!
Weep!
The zone's hurricane.
Uh, he already rescued him.
J already risking
Was it does the most damage? No, I think barbarian is the most a lot of these classes wizard including are included
it's like
Have a team on me. I'm just gonna chill in there around me. Yeah, I see one
Oh shit ball
Oh my god, they're flying in they're flying crazy
I'm for sure down there.
That's a fighter bar going me.
Fighter one.
Yeah, beyond. Nice. Nice.
That's the... Oh my god.
Oh my god. Help me Ken.
Oh my god, help me.
I'm from Pukis. Oh my god.
Oh you're shooting. Oh you're...
I'm not even striking.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm dead. I'm fucking dead.
Where's the bear as well?
I gotta kill him. One more.
There's a barb coming. I have zero spells. I'm sitting.
Sit in here.
There's a...
It's a random druid.
Wooo!
I'm sitting.
I tripled...
Double stuck that barb.
Oh my god, Jenny do you trust me firebombing face right now? Nope. Nope. I'm flying away
Oh
Just happen
Can't fire down putting a campfire down. Oh my gosh
The fuck is going on?
Cool
Those guys came in like a bad attitude
I
Keep
Oh my god, this man right here
Oh my god, there's a singular flair. Oh god
That was a guy of miracle
How dare he stand there how dare he what I don't know Mike Tyson was on the game
I
Forgot I know probably did negative damage
Nothing
Oh my god, I'm so pissed.
I know he's a bad guy for a whole meteor.
Bro, you can't take that meteor like it didn't exist.
Yeah, that's what I'm doing, honey.
I have to fill up more and hug an heavy zone.
You have to overfill?
I do.
Wait, all the rangers?
I thought it had a duration now.
No, no, that's forever.
And some of the weapons just, there's no animation.
I'm on my left here, people.
Coming!
There's a spider, a spider.
Oh god, it's a bomb!
Little bitch.
I
Said look in the box
Do knowledge which one should I use this one or is this one?
Before the grassway better, yeah, and it has memcab got it
Oh
Let's look I traded out something I can't read
With my low boots back on it looks like yep
Wait, how are you doing that?
This is a still called Starflekt. Oh
Oh my gosh wait so if you're throwing let's say I'm caught I'm casting one of
these meteors on you can you spell reflect the meteor that one I don't
think so that's cool so let me ask you this let's say a warlock does that red
blade and then you reflect the red blade is the red is that that debuff go on him yeah no no it
is i'm a buck a buck oh no a buck sorry sorry got you i meant like i was like this i just feel
Let's try the meteor. Are you ready?
Almost had it. We almost had it.
It's close.
It's close.
Some of you can do it sometimes, but it's very niche.
I mean, I do it sometimes.
Let's say, like, if somebody behind the wall...
I'm around the corner.
Hey, line them up. Line them up.
That was cool, and you got the eclipsed in that arena
That's a safe spot up in the way way and I was
Get up there with no crows
Yeah, they're gonna patch all these spots out but there's a bunch of them
be a double attack for a sofa. That's a really nice approach. It's so good. Overhand
Slash.
What a fucking pickaxe.
Oh no, I mean we used to do that whenever I was playing the game, we'd sit in trade chat.
I had like a copy and paste and I was like I'm a young traveler heading down the road
I ran out of the horse carriage. I need some gold
Those people on the other side yeah
I dare, I dare someone to come in here bro.
I will kill our whole team killing them.
What is that what is that what the fuck you need that you need that
That's what you want on unique items like that five decks roll one
one.
There you go.
I have these right now.
Don't imagine about us.
On what?
That's so much action speed.
On what?
Let me hear people on the right.
I'm sure you sat down for dinner.
Nice.
We're there in rush.
Let's go fight boys.
Let's go fight.
Right here, right here, right here.
Oh my gosh.
God bless you.
I'm doing good.
Not good.
You guys gotta help me.
You gotta help me.
That's the meteor strike.
I'm healing.
He's metering.
I'm healing.
I'm healing.
I'm healing.
I'm healing.
I'm healing.
I'm healing.
I'm healing.
I'm healing.
I'm healing.
That mommy just beating the fucking bricks off me the whole time I'm fighting
Yeah, this one is six hours, you can
Something this one is a fucking spot. Okay
But y'all get you bitch pusses
Low bastards dude the mommy man
The mommy the mommy killed me bro
Bastard I
Knew when I angered that mommy. I had to kill it, but I didn't if I killed that mummy
The boys still die. So it's just like fuck
It's not that you pulled the bubby, it's the fact that you ran into a doorway, blocked
your entire team in the doorway and then the bubby was behind you.
But when you put it like that, yeah, I might have messed up a little.
I'm going to throw a mess, sorry, though.
When you put it like that, I probably messed up a little, big body problems and a bad attitude.
You
Lock in boys about to be the most impressive wizardry play you've ever seen in your life neuro gum and
six million delight in
lockin
How's our trouble now
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
ooo good job wherever
my loser's spell though
he's in a magus holdup
who's got another nob
there in me
a twitch mod is here everybody stop saying slurs, be on your best behavior and smile
hit me real quick
he must be around here
I don't hear the pretty block sound
that was the whole point taking those fields for the cool sound
here's an all agrarium, I think we're both those
that a nice
I can't. I can't. I can't. Nope. I can't wear the chest.
I
Might be able to wear this stuff
Come on oh
Oh something to the left act like it doesn't exist keep on walking three
I'm ready I'm crazy
I can't go to the bottom of Arvo!
Arvo!
Arvo!
Arvo!
Arvo!
Arvo!
Arvo!
Arvo!
I
Be sock I
Got to
To down boys. Hey might have killed us, but they ain't feeling too good
They ain't feeling too good
He wanted to rent both his boys so they might have won but they didn't really
win. Damn bro! I got lucky. I got lucky.
Do I dare play cleric? I think I play cleric. Yeah, of course you do.
Let me play. Let me try it.
One second, boys. Most important part of the day. What am I going to name them? Give me one moment.
Dr.
Jarvis, heal that man!
Confirmed.
Jarvis, heal that man! Confirmed. Easy name. Alright, very creative. Jarvis, heal that
man. Okay, talk me through what I'm wearing. Am I going full plate?
I
Benjamin you're up. I want knowledge, right?
Yes, so there's a knowledge chess and a knowledge helmet. That's plate. I think the chest is like the one red on it
That's I got
Chest is the one with red on it the Red Cross the Crusader chest
Knowledge yeah, yeah
And then great helm
great helm plate helmet is a knowledge one I have the kettle hat knowledge oh
it's fine too oh here's one has knowledge open salad has knowledge and
will
that one's okay I'll keep the one item but I'll keep the one I have on then all
right pants like leather trusses on low boots rawhide gloves are fine low boots
match it was oh you looking good thank you good sir thank you good sir low boots
where the fuck are low boots there they are and we're gonna pause do I want rawhide's
are fine all his ease more knowledge okay and then what do I want to use I want to go morning star
and what's the best buckler buckler with the book on my second okay that's good set base
now I'm going over to skills what do I want is my perk
You're gonna heal yeah advanced healer take that as your first perk
advance dealer spells holy lights lesser heal sanctuary holy strike and then
resurrection probably sanctuary put resurrection last on there so it's yeah
It's the one spell you can't cast.
Resurrection and then what's the other one?
I got Sanctuary, Lesser Heal, Holy Light.
Holy Strike.
That's a good damage spell.
Holy Strike.
I can't cast two of them.
Was one you can't cast Res and Holy Strike?
Yeah.
Yeah, so take Res off and then put it back on.
It's like whenever I have a PC issue, turn it off, turn it back on.
That works.
That works.
I want sanctuary.
It'll work?
Well, I took off sanctuary and then I put it back on, now I'm putting it back on.
Yeah, do resist.
Do resist.
All right, we're good.
Sanctuary is when I look at the ground and it heals everybody.
Holy strike is my damage.
I'm going to put that at the top.
That's like lightning strike, it's giving me an idea.
lesser heel little heel whole holy light larger heel yeah and the lesser heel
you can heal yourself with the big one you can't kill yourself with got it
okay I'm prepared I'm ready to fuck I'm gonna go take a tinkle but a manly
tinkle and I'll be right back.
I am about to be the greatest healer of all time.
I am about to be the greatest healer of all time.
I forgot to bring that. It's all over.
What's your second skill?
Mr.
Druthers.
I didn't have a second skill.
Oh, this one, I don't have to be pushed.
That kills all the undead around us.
Got it.
I should have replaced that, fuck.
It's okay, it's okay.
Did you hear him, Riflejack?
It didn't work at all.
I just saw him, but it didn't work.
Oh my god back up
I literally cannot anybody I don't know why I play Rangers
so fucking laggy
got a man
he's got a real weapon
there you boxin
end up
Oh, yeah, there you go.
Flank.
Thank you.
Oh, boxers, man, boxers.
Oh, my God, here's the real one.
Two and six feet.
Come on!
Who you spinning on?
Who you spinning on?
Poppin' a quick campy.
Poppin' a quick campy.
You go and sit down. I'll put the camp before you
I'm already 30%
Court is now in session
I was a good thank you. Thank you. Oh
I just got fucking robbed he took everything no no you bitch
Lord doing
He's coming we gotta go let's do take on my arrows go go go go go go go
I think he's probably gonna creep on the rest of the group.
I'm going to go out and run past all this stuff.
Get away from me you freak!
I hear someone opening the door.
Keep moving.
Ultimate test.
Ultimate test.
Our shot.
All right.
I'm gonna run through this door and run to the shrine.
I'm gonna run through this door and run to the shrine.
All right, I'm going to run through this door and run to the shrine, or you're just going to push your cue when you fall in there.
Okay.
Oh, that's right.
Uh-oh.
There's enemies right here. I'm just going to finally tap them in.
They come over here at the sink and you can feel them.
I'm dead to the floor, I killed a baron.
I'm dead to the floor, I killed a baron.
I'm dead. I should have healed. Fuck! There's a fucking pick bucket. There's a pick bucket.
my way this voice come on
fuck I should have healed
oh you were pumping
yo I think I think I swapped the book to the one key
for sure
yeah I'm a book on one guy myself
I
Kind of dig the cleric I kind of like it
You ever seen those European videos with that like pickpocket pickpocket and everyone on the trains like
That's how I feel right now with this road
Oh
The bar they're getting started
I've got the slayer fighter. I'm getting literally quick pocketed already included.
Oh you can. I'm scared. Can you run him?
of
the
right for your fucking life this is fine this is fine
let him cook boys let him cook
Do you like fighters really?
Oh yeah.
That's some good.
hold on hold on he's gonna he's gonna fucking do it oh no not that was such a
good try I want the locus swarm I'm good what if I went cleric I don't even
know how to explain what I want to do I want to be a cleric mage bro I just want
like primarily use spells you want to be an earth wizard yes yes I would like to
learn the odds of the off wizard ways you go go holy strike earthquake locus
swarm there you can go then then the two other two spells are kind of preference
Those are your three big damage ones and then you go either Smite or Judgment.
Judgment's like more of a spell.
Smite is like the buff.
Is it viable?
No, it's like my favorite build.
Really?
Yeah.
What about Rez as well, no or no?
Usually I don't take it with that build.
Usually you just kind of play like a caster because you got an offensive guy.
Hmm
I'm trying to learn something that's like what's gonna be the best like I'm playing with the boys
They were pretty ass. I feel like I have to play a healer
Yeah, usually that's usually the case. Yeah, I'm alright. I'll just keep how it is. What should I use is my cue?
Either smite or judgment smite is like you pop it your
Your melee gets empowered for a few seconds. It's really strong. I'll do that
And judgement is like a damage spell, like a ranged damage thing.
I'll do Snipe.
Or, whatever the fuck you said, the damage with my hammer.
Yes, Snipe, yeah.
That's what I was using like the, the phis I've been playing, by my clerk.
I miss you, Crank. You Crank, but that's when that's active.
I should have healed in that moment, I could have done it.
And so whatever I'm doing, the little ground that heals us, anyone in that circle is getting DPS.
How good is that DPS?
No, no, that heals enemies.
They're getting healed as well.
Oh, shit. That's why I like that's why I say I'm sanking when people are honest because you hug me and you just battle the guy that's getting healed.
You know, I'm just stupid.
Got it. Oh, no wonder we're getting triple hell.
He's getting on a war, man.
Yeah, we're a little too tall.
I got the vibes all off.
You're pretty meds, bro. I did too
We're good with this
Hey mobs
I remember bar
That's crazy
I
Don't be in trouble
Oh good. Yes. Yes. Great taking taking now
Oh
There may not be a worst feeling in this year in the missing heels
You would right step and then go left
Fuck right back in bro. Fuck extra matches. Hey ready. Just hit ready
Hey ready. Hit ready. Hit ready. Fuck everything. Hey ready. Fuck everything
Yeah, I just looked at Nick stream these three and six on the day hot
Not a good day. No, he's playing
playing our six
I'm glad you're here.
This is my second game ever on
a moment. Nick veiled after one try. Um, no, I mean, listen, man, I'm just gonna be honest,
like
Listen, I am not gonna give Nick any hell because number one he tried and
Number two
I do he went through absolute shit yesterday and we were getting snipe pretty heavily
He was just getting beaten like crazy
That's the only reason I like hardcore mode more because it's it's I feel like
People
It's just not as many groups just like oh, let's go queue into that raid and it's like bro. You're on controller
Like what is wrong with you?
Why does he play controller?
Why?
It's a new stuff called water.
Ooh.
I've been feeling it.
It kind of feels good.
Kind of.
Yeah.
I mean, usually I'm just a coffee kind of guy.
I'm a big coffee kind of guy.
I love coffee.
Pot of day.
Minimum.
You know, I have my own coffee.
You want to try it?
Actually.
Yeah.
I'll set it up.
Wait a minute.
It's fucking good, bro.
It's fucking good bro.
Transformation my coffee in the chat, don't get yourself something today.
Is this way bro?
Yeah sorry.
I read two big front liners
Good
Very nice
Maybe they could get down the crypts like you know like yesterday
Long we sand ruins at the worst
What do you mean?
Like you get down a level head over that you know. Oh, yeah, I agree. I agree
You don't get anything for fighting
I'm killing so far from you guys.
I think I was lost
It's triple barred
It's triple barred
One's dead already
There's a cape
What's that guy's thing?
Hey let me 1v1
Let me 1v1
He's running.
I missed everything.
I want to block.
Yeah!
One thing that wasn't the prettiest, but I really just wanted to practice my blocking.
Yeah, you have to block.
The first swing is pretty easy to block.
The second one is hard.
The stab is hard to block.
Yeah.
Don't even jump for it.
The third one is on me.
I mean, yeah, they're when you want to I
Know I just I guys I gotta practice. I'm not gonna get good sitting there. No, I'm a cracker. Yeah, I
Chats will be a roast to me. I mean, I gotta get roasted in order to get better
They believe I don't care anybody says
five hours bro we played like seven hours yesterday on dark
maybe he gave it a true college effort
well again I got no negative thing to say
about Nick trying the game I mean he truly tried
Yeah
Nice
Sweet heavens
oh oh oh my it's impossible to block that up
what the easiest the shield is easy actually the shield is actually the
buckler is the best on the board
it's just hard the blocking is like not super interior to what they're like
I have to watch them make sounds
Oh yeah, in here. I'm gonna be blinded. I'm blinding crazy
That's me but they kill us
Yeah, I see
Yeah, I'm kind of hitting first a little bit boys. I see them
Well, they have how are you in graveyard and you haven't looted anything man
That's it. Yes, we're playing this fall tomorrow. Yes, sir
I expect you motherfuckers to be here and you'll see if the game is good or not
anyone got any camps got one here you see thank you my friend my enemy about
what is wrong I can fix it
need me to massage your pillow
need me to fluff your pillow
what the hell is that my boomstick
because the boomstick do damage I never see people run it
it is a ton of damage. Hey that's so much. That's my one bullet. Oh my gosh! Yo why don't
we run triple boom? Good, we're good. Triple ranger, six guns, oh enemies. Oh no, I'm
pull it up
man I'm in there
who's this guy?
oh my god
I'm not doing it to this wizard
this is just the first game
let the boy watch
he needs to learn
They've been looting crazy, wait a minute.
Yeah, that's them.
Got it.
That's a demon lock.
Dead!
You know where he's at?
Shaking, shaking, shaking.
You're low, Hutch.
Hutch, you ready to shoot?
That's real, we gotta get to the end of this, oh shit.
I'm lucky, I'm lucky.
This guy!
Ah!
Okay, we gotta get this.
Sounds good.
Good luck.
Oh god.
I'm coming.
He's on that, uh, you know what, you're dead.
I'm sergeant, brother.
Keep running.
You gotta heal, you gotta heal, kid!
That was not letting me, bro.
I
You kill this motherfucker, bro, do not let him live I guarantee you this
Fucking stream sniping loser
You're so fast
Yeah, I'm but it more on
Where my pants go
I
Leave her to hit the rebuild rebuild rebuild rebuild. We must continue the Johnny
I'm excited for miss fall I think miss fall is the chance miss falls good. I mean no worry. I'm at the bottom of the stir case
I'm leaving the stick
I like clear I definitely think I start locking in trying to kill instead of just healing the boys that's for sure
That's a given
I mean if you got both hearts is a red right next to you
Yeah, that's a plan of thing.
Yeah, I'm sure it is.
Hell yeah.
Oh shit, it's all over.
And a full two.
And that one sounds fast.
Oh it is.
Nice.
Go, go, go!
Please.
Please.
Go, go, go, go!
Oh my gosh, you're getting cooked.
You're getting cooked!
Oh my God!
I'm list.
holy shit
Yeah, I'm deep on all of this
Whoo
No, I'm still having fun man games definitely fun, bro
I'm excited for the next update. I'm excited to try the arena stuff. I'm excited for all that new stuff, man
These will be a lot of fun I
Hope it's a lot of fun if it's just on hope
of
the
one
of
the
Let's bring back Pablo and Kenny! Bro, I'm telling you, once Backyard Baseball has an online,
They're on there. We're just waiting for them to have online.
Just check it in. Dead again? Fuck you, good sir. Fuck you.
I don't want to say that I'm like
Listen, I'm enjoying the game very very much
I don't want to sit here and say that I'm gonna be playing it for like uber long. There's a lot of games that are coming out
I do enjoy playing different games. You know me
I can't stick on a game longer than a fucking week most of the time
I'm just doing it day by day man right now. I'm really enjoying it
When something catches my eye, I'll go try out a different game when that day comes
Oh
At door here we go
Oh what is this? Oh
Other rest of the rest of
I
Have a double door love a double door there need that
Oh my god, they're quick. Do you got another two in front of you here? Yes, I do
Who's that guy?
You had it right here. You don't back to the reds, but you hit this right?
What no, you know what you know you hit that
You had me believing.
You had me believing.
No, this is good.
This is good.
All right, I seem to leave my room.
Right here too, actually.
Oh my god.
I'm out of here.
Oh, what a joy.
Oh, what a joy.
Oh, hey, guys.
Wow, what a prediction.
Oh my god, where's the double res?
On the complete opposite side.
All the way around the outside.
Oh god.
Run!
They probably won't chase.
Oh, there's one right there.
Oh, there should be a health room to the side of the room.
I'll just clear this because there's a hill of shrine.
We have no meds.
Yeah, that's it.
It's the only bandages I got.
I'm going to say I'm not going to hit this.
I'm probably going to clear the shrine.
Yeah, man.
the only bandages I got
I'm gonna say I'm not gonna have this
I'm gonna be the third of the shrine
yeah man
I'm coming back
why is it on me
this is good
this is good
I
Yep, that'll happen that'll happen
Go go go
Run for your life!
Oh my god, there's a team there.
Nice.
No way.
This way.
That's it.
I'm leaving next time.
I'm leaving next time.
Hahaha.
Double roast.
Hahaha.
Y'all ready right back up boys.
Let's go. Let's get in there.
First game of the day.
Let's get in there.
Hahaha.
Yo man, I think the highlight of that raid
was Ken post res walking up
to Skelly aggro's J turns
one tap skin
if it keeps on eating.
Pro, what was that?
Oh my god.
They literally spawned the fucker and he just turns and kills kid.
Oh, that was great.
That was under real threat.
Yeah, that felt good.
Woo!
Hell yeah.
That was awesome.
Alright, lock in.
I'm off your always it Harry. Oh, yeah, he's not barbarian up. He just runs away. I'm not dead. There's just no way
I
Saw people can be those dogs on their respawn
Yeah, and they did anything like a side dollar just to left and right. They're actually nasty, bro
I hope I can do that one time
You guys are checking see what I can get. I love this. This spider is definitely the most fun for me
There he is.
That was crazy.
Bro, we had yesterday, J.
We had a guy.
So Nick has lost the life, right?
Like, how the hell does he end?
Nick has lost the life.
Oh, here you go.
And, uh,
he's running away from a player
who is now a spider.
And he's trying to res,
and this dude gets him down to 1 HP.
He runs, he heals,
and then a second player,
The skeleton runs towards him.
Bro, you would have thought he was fighting against the best players to ever live.
Are you sure anything? Jumping out the walls?
Aw, bro, he's just getting bodied the entire time. It was fucking hysterical.
You two like to stream!
and
as a person as a person
close right
I think he's coming
He's invincible
I'm coming
He's sinking
We're back
Right here
I
Keep going boys keep going
Slim I should be in there
Always in
opening door
I'll heal whenever I get through
Nice
Big heels big heels coming in
I'm talking about I was just said I was like spider-man with webs but they were heels fucking move it
in the auto, spinning circles.
Yeah, go back.
That road came through, I fucking greeted him with an attack to the dome piece.
Oh, I went the wrong way.
Fucking kill me.
of
of
of
of
of
of
I
Have the staff what's happening?
We got closed up. I'm dead then keep walking keep walking keep walking
He's got a huge...
Kill that motherfucker.
Oh, he's dead.
He's around still.
He'll reach you more by the mail.
A cube wouldn't have done anything right there.
I don't know.
I read there's an op-ed.
Oh, man.
I'm not sure.
He's healing.
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Damn, I think it was in there.
Yep.
Yachtsy.
Yeah, you've got a door, God damn it.
Oh.
I'm going to the goddamn hilltron.
REST ME! REST ME! OK REST ME!
I'm working on it. I'm going to the bridges.
Yeah, I'm on that. Right there.
Alright, we're resining right now.
Right now
We're getting there
somebody's working!
oh, he's down step in the team
come in there, come in there
okay, I'm going to ask for a ride
where's me?
the body is right here
keep the soul in you, bro
no, I know
above this
I'm back!
the back is in there
I'm gonna drop your book in your chest right here.
Drop it in the door, Javi.
Hold this.
Yep, yep.
Oh wait, you dropped your books, sorry.
In the cave.
Got some meds.
Your body's right there.
I'm still half HP.
Can you close it?
Let me bandage.
Just sat as well.
You're back.
Yep.
You're back.
Yep.
Sink, Jarvis, sink!
Thanks.
Please, Sink!
Sink!
Take it!
Oh, you got this.
I'm blocking all the...
Oh.
There we go.
I got up, Terry.
I got this shit.
He's one.
I got this shit!
He's one.
Nice.
Holy fuck.
I'm gonna camp here, get some heals, and then we're gonna res him the zone.
Put a shirt on, man.
I don't have a shirt on? What the fuck?
Five knowledge on this wardrobe. I might be able to res him.
Actually, you know, enjoy the moment. You do have nipples in this game, so like,
see what life's like on the other side.
What the piece of shit?
You see this other boy though, yeah, I still can't raise brown fuck man. Oh
Jesus
I'm uh, here come with me. We got a resume. Okay, you're gonna have to heal him. Okay. Oh
Knowledge shoes right here. Hey that
Yeah, you gotta come holy line up. So you just hold the whole you should heal yourself as well
Oh
Big mess
We grab my shit up up up
Anything me all the meds that can't be
I
Didn't have knowledge shit
You don't damage the L.A. So no
I have no spells
No spells you have any cam I have a camp
I'm gonna camp right here real quick
I'm capping.
Holy shit, I almost died, I cancelled my fucking heal.
Phew!
I don't have any pants.
What happened to your pants, boss?
I don't know.
I just woke up without him.
I'm just waiting one more second, boom shakalaka, all right.
That's it!
Oh my gosh guys, we made it to round two.
Oh, ribbons are down.
I didn't know it was possible.
Look at us, look at us.
I also got some boots for one of you if you want to
Anyone need extra math I grabbed a shit done
I'm trying to keep an eye on the team health, bro. There's a lot going on. Yeah, it's not easy. It's not easy at all
There you go boots on the ground
Yeah
I have knowledge on these boots.
I think I pull these three knowledge man. Yeah, you're so awesome. Yeah, they're slightly yeah, those have memcaps
So, you know, it's like knowledge about the cast
Unless you use your spouse you probably have res now I do have res look at that
Oh shit, I'm taking back shots. I hear somebody
Okay
Oh
Did I handle it in the background there?
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
I hear people.
I hear them below us.
Sleep half of them, guys.
Oh, we're up.
Three strength, two fish.
Two fish, yeah.
Anybody who need this?
Two decks, 14 armor rating.
Three of you?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm also missing armor.
All right, I'll take it.
Do I need will or no?
A will doesn't improve your heals slightly.
It improves my heals?
OK, I'm sorry.
I want that over decks.
yeah doesn't hurt to have some melee stats on cleric though because you do get active with the sword and boarding
do the this one over this or no
uh
i'm dropping right here yeah there you go that's better there we go thank you
beautiful i'm a holy wizard not none of those forbidden magic wizards
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
I
Reflect
You run it you run it
That long wizard
And he says yes, I was on my own chasing with the church get some BS
Well, you think I should keep the top down? Yeah, unless you need the knowledge. I don't need the knowledge
I'm playing I'm playing the seasonal whatever seasonal is if that's Monday. Yes
Here that dagger
Mothloman
We can just walk into the deep foot
Come on
I'm almost dead
I'm gonna pull my gun down over here
Oh
Oh fuck that man up
Fuck that man
Sorry
I'm gonna finish you be careful
I mean 43, we're getting 43, careful.
Oh my god, the blade.
The blade's on me, hooch.
Oh!
I can throw the campfire down right here for you.
It's all blocked.
You gotta be real quiet, you must be locked.
It's all blocked, I'm trying to get to it.
I'm gonna kill it, I'm gonna kill it.
Oh my god.
Kill it!
I'm putting another campfire down after this one ends.
Secondary campfire.
I can't tell who's out there.
He's out of school.
I swear to God, he's coming here the last thing you do.
Fuck you bastards! Fuck you!
He's out there. How many? I can't see. How many?
How many are there?
I'm in there, I'm gonna feign them past you. Just stay in there.
Coming!
Oh, fuck. I am cleaving.
Oh, this guy's moving.
He died different.
I'm gonna give you a heal.
No shit, no shit.
There's another team on the right.
I might just be the lizard though.
I'm taking the
I'm taking the pass off. I set up hands, bro.
Oh, he's so fast.
Hello, mother.
Oh, yes.
Yeah, what's up now? What's up now? Yeah, go into the store, man.
Go into the store. Cut them off the opposite side.
Oh my gosh, you're one hell
Yeah
The team oh my god in the door in the door gentlemen
I've been game bang
to work good work holy shit good pants good pants we need i do need i do need i was holy
He's striking the fuck out of him.
He should.
He's just got to get active on the clerk, you know.
There it is.
Any other camps or no?
I'm grabbing one.
He's over here for you.
He's put a maid for wine.
I'm not just what I do.
The purple gloves?
That's what you're talking about?
No, the missing ones in the inventory.
Got it.
The white ones.
That makes more sense.
Any camps?
Any camps?
The camps.
I got a camp.
I'm just holding it for now.
Are they better than us?
It's a good bird there for you, can you?
I got one.
Oh, my god.
Saution zombie or something.
Oh, my god.
Sink.
Come to me
You'll have a campfire good self you have a campfire I need a campfire so bad I
Got one
Oh
A lot of money a lot of bangles a lot of money
What's this magic
I'm sure.
No, Nick took the day off of dark and dark or he's going to come back tomorrow.
I think I maybe not for a seminar.
All day long. This is the run.
It's the run, boys.
I put a camp if you can.
I do have res, but just the gnaws.
Oh, that looks so silly.
Yeah, it was like, I don't know where you are.
Well, you'd see me out of a carnival in a cave or something.
It's a little bit longer just gonna get my holy strike
There they go
Yeah, here we go I
Counter-repossed off the the divine blade it felt good
Oh
Now when I do the the big heel and mobger in there it kills mobs, right yeah, it hurts demons and undead
and
good work team
not unique
she'll piss me off
guys
So I can look any stupider. Got the hatchet.
I can almost save this.
Get the goblin!
Excuse me?
what about that is that worth taking over the buckle over this or no I think
round shield is worse you don't even on bartering got it get him kid I check
Demons
I'm just going to the south as well.
I can't hear him.
He's going to drop a five-ton.
On what?
On what?
Skinny finger.
He betrayed everyone in Game of Thrones.
This is where he is now.
Skinny Fanger.
He betrayed everyone at Game of Thrones.
This is where he is now.
Don't tell these guys off, was it?
I'm on my mod.
Are you out players?
Yeah, was it down here?
Was it on the DL4 or something?
Well, I'ma put it up as early as I can, Matt.
Okay.
I'm just working some naked, man.
No!
Okay.
I'm just working some naked man.
It's off rope. I'm in there.
I'm in there as well.
Blizzard's one.
Very good.
Oh yeah.
I'm camping right here, huh?
Oh, I will take.
Very nice, very nice.
Wizard came over to me, he thought I was one of them.
Hell no, I took a stick out.
Beat the fuck out of that motherfucker.
That's what he gets.
Say hello to my mace.
Say hello to my mace.
Back up off you.
Don't come near me.
Oh, good tape for you.
For me?
Yeah, and a good book.
Ooh.
Yes, sir.
It's called Blind Trust right there.
Ooh, three knowledge?
Or...
With a magic healing?
Or by...
Oh my gosh, I had a regular ass spellbook this whole time.
I
Guys I'm lost
Oof.
Oof.
Bitch.
Oof, two wills, two physical powers, is that better than this or no?
No.
You want cast speed, you want magic healing, you want memcab?
Cool.
Little bit of will.
Pshh.
of
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I love it, you know, a little bit of cleric, a little bit of cleric.
Nothing, huh? This is it? It's over?
Nothing. How do we take this game trying to snowball?
Oh wait, there is another team. Where are those guys?
Where's Newt?
Pickpocket Perry. Where's Pickpocket Perry at?
That's me. Oh, I'm pretty sure there's a rogue in here hiding in the dark and he's gonna try and steal a portal
Yes, yes
This is definitely a rogue alive
Maybe he's playing dead he was a real G
on me I see him he's on me on me on me on me
the cleric the cleric
where does teammates go though
Mr. man there's only enough room for one of us to get out
ain't enough room to do clerics
wait he died
awww rip bro
oh they're still clear I heard him
he's looking dead
it's time for you to die man
it's over for you bro
he's gone
just let it happen
that's not looking good
good let it happen bro RIP no no get out of here get out of here bro you don't
get to come with us you don't get to come with us bro thank you just accept
your death
accept death bro
Yeah, there he goes.
There he goes.
Let's take it out of here.
That'll happen.
Hey, we fucking did it.
We lived!
We fucking did it.
We lived!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it team! Hell yeah! 18 kills. Took us forever but we did it! That's what I'm talking about!
out. Clean. First try. First try. First try. I think you're in some peanut butter cups.
Love that for you. Love that for you good sir. Easy peasy. It only took us five hours
But we did it
I'm telling y'all man
Squires this into a zero to hero, you know snowball. No doubt war. We also have the other gear characters. We can go on to
Chat, what do you guys think?
Holy frog there's a lot of bangles in my expression you guys think do y'all want to see me on cleric or do we go back to barbarian?
What do y'all think?
I think I'm going to go ahead and let me go ahead and tell you what to think in we know
you're going to die but we want to see if maybe you can use your three brain cells
and somehow come out with a wind.
Jack, tell me how close.
Not on that tracks.
All right.
Yeah, it's literally perfect.
That's exactly what they all want.
Yeah.
I do.
I will say this.
I love how the quests are shared with all the characters.
Yeah, that wasn't the case for a long time.
We bitched about it forever.
I remember when it wasn't the case every time I started a new character. I didn't want to play it because I'd have to do 400 quests
I very much
Like not having to do 400 quests
Let me see let me see if we have do we have any knowledge of anything like any rings I don't think we do
I'm thinking cheesesteaks tonight. That's what I'm thinking.
Hmm.
Can anybody bring me some rings with knowledge?
And a morning star?
That's too much to add.
Yeah, I got some green rings. I got some green rings.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
I can jam them.
Oh my gosh, wait a minute, I'm going broke. What happened?
All those meds found they had up.
They do, holy shit! I'm poor!
Oh
Yeah, I'm ready. Oh, I need to switch the mode
Well, I don't have any morning stars. He's you gotta bring a squire weapon
How did uh, did you guys like the mail storm? I haven't played that map yet. I hate them
Water combat is heavily melee favored and it's very wonky. Very wonky.
Cool map though. Definitely like looks cool. It looks really cool. I saw someone
playing on it and it looked pretty cool. Yeah, art style is cool. Water combat. I
figured there was a reason no one has asked me to play it. It's like a bossing
Slash farming that
And a bunch of friends
Oh, yeah
All right, what should my second Park be?
Sting modder modder
Sting modder modder fuck bring a bunch of red potions
Like 10 stacks
All right, what is this?
You're even healing in cast speed, but you take damage slowly.
You know what you're doing to me right now.
You're killing me.
You know that.
You are killing me right now.
You are killing me this raid.
Everybody get in there.
I mean, I got so many, so many potions.
So many.
Fuckin'.
I don't have a blue weapon, you fucking piece of shit.
I wish I did.
I don't.
It's hard out here in these streets.
I'll just tank you as I like to be, bud.
Fuck you! Fuck you!
I don't need a blue weapon, bro. I'm gonna be healing. Like a G.
Why do you want to see my pity for?
Why not?
True.
True and real.
Let me check and see checks. I promise Nick we were going to place them.
I need two rings and a weapon.
Let me see if he actually wants two still.
Yo, we climbing in league today, Balsak?
I'm going to start calling Nick Balsak.
50% PDR
That'll happen
On the doorway
On the doorway, you can peek from the left side if you want
You're good, you're good, you're still good
Still on doorway, she's weak too, she's still on doorway
Doorway ready
right. But why would I play the bomb? Chad, let me know what Nick says. Drop stuff,
I
Rings as well
Men or women let me get a we get shards
me and my hammer me and my hammer I'm going to eat someone in the head with my hammer
me and my hammer me and my hammer
I'm just gonna get a shot, give me a moment, give me one second here, as you do, as you
do no way behind us barbarian
I heard a meal. I thought it was behind us. What I hear him chat door open here. The door
is open. Yeah, they came in. This guy's active. They run the remade is friend of the red. I
I think.
Oh, you think so?
Is it broken?
It's broken.
Yeah, that one right there.
Usually like a pallet right there.
So just some looters, you think?
Yeah, some people like fighting in rooms.
They go down the crypt right away.
Got him.
Yeah, we're playing Missful tomorrow.
Yes, sir.
Doesn't necessarily mean that we're going to stay.
People been here, I think.
Oh, yeah.
of them. Shit.
They must have all also in red.
So let's go hit a red bucket.
Good.
Damn it.
Good.
Alright, gosh, shit for him.
I ain't got shit for him.
I'm kind of not too bad looking.
Did you jam?
I jumped.
What did you really got?
I really did get a good amount of jumps out of it.
Is that what I have on the hat?
I mean I don't have like, my gear is not incredible.
We definitely are looking for a come up.
Let the boys work, go to heels, go to heels, and win. That is the mindset.
No people wearing hardcore mode, so it's a little slower, but everyone we fight are going to be
geared to the tits. Yeah, we'll probably hit a boss.
You're just jerking off the air.
Give it all good rub and tug, and give it all good rub and tug.
They're important.
Get down on it. You wanna. Get down on it. Get it on it and you gotta feel it. Get down on it.
I said people!
What you gonna do?
Oh, now get out and move!
I do what you find it to move!
Yeah, my baby!
I ain't gonna do it if you really don't want to dance.
Stand it onto wall.
Wait, I can't fire a quote.
My bad.
For God's sake.
I'm getting fucked.
Ah!
It's a bullfin.
Yeah, that's another.
Super skill.
Oh, we can go like here.
I have it in my hand, it's a perk that allows me to heal more, but I take damage all raid
and I am in hell
Yo, thank you for the tether! Like the stream!
Damn it!
You too!
I'm just burning heels.
It's the bedsheet man.
Not the bad.
seven stacks oh no
yeah true, send us some best stuff
oh no
oh shit, got that move
yeah
more stacks than the first door the more games it does
what you doing?
No one?
There goes one.
Shoot him!
Yeah, I'm feeling the slump down a little bit.
Oh
Oh
I'm in both
That's a beautiful assessment.
Holy shit, wait, what happened?
Ah, it's a- it's a game.
Not good.
Bro, I was popping a potion right when it went up. No way.
Yeah
Fucking potion
Get a loot check it. Yep. Yeah. Yeah, I think you're enough. Fuck. No, don't look at me
Yeah, I have no heels all drink a potion
I just put a camp out of my body.
Uh, we'll camp here.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm naked.
Don't look at my balls.
Hey, what do I say? What do I say?
Don't look at my, don't look at my nads, man.
it's a bit nippish so I bet that this this ability is great but can I just say I'm in
Fucking hell
What just spamming these damn potions over and over again? Yeah
I bet it's a so good, you know
Mean I have just been hitting heels all game
I mean bro we're trying to fight we just we haven't found any players man we were playing
squire we got to red now we're trying to like build off of off of our reds and we're just
kind of like I enjoyed finding the the boss itself.
Yeah, you stankle.
I don't know what he's playing tonight.
Has he still been enjoying Dark and Darker?
Yeah, he's enjoying it.
It's a wizard, Harry.
That was nice.
Get to the gold piece over there.
Good.
Viking helmet.
on what's
bro how can you talk shit about Miss Fall before you even fucking play it man
stop it
listen play it first and then call it shit don't call it shit before you even give it
a gander bro
I know I played it in Alpha 2, bro. It wasn't terrible.
It's the greatest game ever, no, but it's not terrible.
Jesus Christ.
You're right.
You're the right height for that job too.
I mean, do we go hell and hope that there's someone there?
I don't know what you're doing.
Meet up to you guys, whatever your professional opinion says
I think I might be disappointed
Really?
I think it's probably a bit of a shame to say this blue
I'm gonna try one more time
I'm gonna put that one there, you know
Alright, let's do that
There were at least two teams in the pool
I'm gonna buy that
That's frustrating, I didn't hate that
They're just all running away from us, yeah.
No, they're not.
They're like, you know, like, you do.
Yeah.
No.
I want to see how much damage he's got.
Damn, that's no joke.
Oh, don't do it.
Oh, never mind.
Let's go.
I
Just got a medical key and a coffer that I don't care that much about
Unload right back in there boys right back in pick your say oh
One more raid until I get my 12 hundred gold bag or 2,500
Mm-hmm. Oh it took back my shit that gone you stupid little fucking goblin
My god
He always takes the stuff you bring me. He's a little bastard
Not yours man. It's mine. Oh, I still want it. Oh
Like you're making decisions on behalf of me
You take off sigmata if you want
Dead again, but in English
You change off stigmata if you want stigmata. Yeah, dude get that shit out there. What should I go?
You can go Perseverance, you can go Faithfulness. Those are both good. You can go Sacred Flame.
Try Sacred Sacred Flame. You might like Sacred Flame.
What does Sacred Flame do?
So whenever you deal three instances of divine damage, you get like a burst of damage.
So you hit them with three times with your smile, or you get three spells.
It is a big burst.
Go ahead.
I like Clarence.
You all gonna hate me? You gonna hate me if I take five?
Yes, I'm gonna hate you because I'm leaving soon anyway, so just do one more
All right, what's wrong risk it in there? Oh, I'm gonna perk
Are you sleepy?
No, no, no, I gotta go file some taxes. I have nothing to worry about
Dude what taxes only lose it's only
Go round file their taxes put that on a t-shirt
Yeah, you better hold it, bro. Squeeze the butt cheeks together.
Back of my knees are sledding. My knees are sledding, he says.
You're fine, bro. Lock in. Lock in.
Dude, is taxes coming up soon?
I think we're well past that point.
GG's.
My wife does it all.
I just say, hey, do your job.
Do your job.
You got this shit.
Oh, tell me you brought my mace.
Come on, man.
Come on.
That's a sling, though.
Yeah, man.
What is it, bro?
Where is it?
It wasn't right.
It wasn't right.
Oh, man.
I got it.
I'm dropping over here.
10 more rounds.
Okay.
10 more rounds.
10 more rounds.
10 more rounds.
10 more rounds.
Hey, thank you
No, Haley's on that shit you guys think I'm smart enough to know how to do that you're fucking insane
I'll be illicit you see your boy in jail before I'm smart enough to figure that shit out
I'll take this dilute with later.
Gotta learn how to read first though, okay?
Well, I'll use some Skelly's, can I get any shards?
Consider my feelings hurt.
Oh dude, how great is it not having to pop 100 potions?
This is electric.
Yeah, what do you guys think we play in league today?
Do we go top lane or mid lane?
I kind of love top lane yesterday.
Oh man, jungle pouring.
of
the faces for your sex life is born
of
the way
the piece of that
of that
Oh, very rare, people.
Yeah.
Well, it was not good.
It was not good.
Not good, yeah.
Give me another door.
Oh, sure, another door.
I held it.
I'll do it right there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold this for me, okay.
They're in.
I'm going to wing him. I'm in him.
I'm in this fighter.
Yep. I blocked his player.
Player's down.
I'm in. I'm in this.
Player's down.
I'm in. I'm killing you now.
I'm on big hill.
I'm on this guy.
I'm in this fighter.
You guys got him.
He's still in the fighter.
Second
Oh, hey guys
Go get them go get them
Oh my god, so fucking fast
Come on
Get out of here!
This is when Sank is crazy, right?
Wait, what?
I killed him.
There's the one who wants Sank, because he killed all his mobs.
Oh shit, countered.
You look fucking cute, by the way.
Are you fucking kidding me, Jay?
You walked into it.
Son of a bitch you son of a bitch
You put me down
Shit out of me. Oh, I don't even get to lose Jay. I'm gonna resin. I'm gonna curse your name to the day I die
You son of a bitch
No, I'm the mob clear
You know this payback for me now letting you poo
Hey man, phone pluckering, how are you?
You going for spiders?
Uh, okay, I could mama bird the bodies if you want.
This is sale, this is the fault of taxes.
I agree.
We really gotta dump the tea again soon.
I don't want to say it.
Baby, instead of dumping the tea this time, we can just like dump McDonald's sweet tea into ponds.
That would get the point across.
Oh my god.
Good.
Oh yes, fine.
Nothing real good.
I think there's something pretty good to have.
Oh, there's a potion.
Oh my god.
Oh, you don't have to save my life.
Oh my god, oh you don't have to take my life I kind of like Larry boys I'm gonna be honest
Did you like it Claire?
Yeah.
That's fun dude, that's very fun.
You feel so useful.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Did you not drop my hammer in my shield?
No, no, no.
Alright.
Alright buddy.
It does.
I do, I feel like, like I like Barbarium and I think right now it's number one Barbarian,
number two Cleric.
I think I enjoy Cleric way more than I enjoy Mage.
And if you're like, you know, not trying to be healer you could tap into like the all
spell damage cleric and it's kind of very very similar it's a wizard yeah
interesting different ways to play where's that big boy cleric at man
remember someone that warlock stuff yeah warlock usually have cleric items yeah
a lot of healing look at this John oh yeah full purple jewelry
Magill in the Cape.
Oh my.
Chest is insane.
Gentlemen, who are these people?
Corpses.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You gotta grab his cape, his chest, and his gloves.
God's to you on this.
I'll have to drop this extra book.
In the area, that's what I think.
I think a hammer.
Where's my book though?
Do you pick it up?
I'm dropping it.
I should be wearing all his stuff good enough. Yeah, I guess I'm gonna be full up
Alright, where's that other? Well fuck it
Up this
It's looking like a blue line. Oh, I forgot my campfire floor. We're leaving anyway, so fuck it. Oh
Oh my lord.
So I can stuff.
This hammer's good.
This cape's good.
This is like Gloves cape book maybe.
This next okay.
Yeah, I thought already Jordy ever hurt.
Okay, the next not bad.
The 6th Bump Cap's not bad.
I
You said glove cape book and the hammer and that's it
Glory. Yeah, I don't need these. I don't need this. I don't need this this or this
You could probably drive his gloves
All right
I hear people on the bridge
I got two shells camping right here
I'll take this fucking
I'm gonna go on the good spot
Oh my god, he's peeking
I'm out
I just cleaved you, move.
I'd like to lay down, no.
Bro, I hit bro.
Do you like that deal?
Yeah.
Don't heal me, don't heal me.
Kill me now, heal me.
Again?
You open the door?
Kill me, hug.
Yeah, I'm tanking.
I'm tanking, hug.
I'm already tanking.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
I'm fiddled in.
I'm on clear.
I'll clear the back.
I got it.
I got a butter.
I'll shoot.
I'm on the road.
Can you heal?
Can I save for Jail?
I have no more heals left.
Everybody just chill maybe.
I'm camping here.
I'm camping here.
I'm camping here right here.
Careful Ken.
Road one.
Go, go, go, go.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm healing for hour one. I'm opening.
I got enough. Coming.
Rogue's there. I'm on their back.
Rogue's dead. I'm on third left.
I'm coming right for you Ken. I'm coming.
I'm coming. I'm getting mob killed. It's all you guys.
I'm one out of 150. I'm one out of 150.
I'm a fucking slumber doctor.
Oh my god.
Let's go!
Man, it is hard to fight a long sword with Halberd.
Wow!
I think you're through the hills, then you got in out of the smite.
If you go back to the hills, sounds good.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
And another cleric.
Alright, these guys were fucking poor.
Humble. Can we have the gambretoken up this side?
What do you think about this right here?
Got him, bird.
Oh, not that too good.
Terrible.
Yeah.
Get your gambretoken and run some gems if you need.
Aw, bro, I am fucking...
I'm just literally gonna take the...
Yeah.
Yeah!
Wowzers.
I can't lose shit, boys.
all you
show me the north blue is ready
we'll go back to our hat and look at that
yeah he does bruh
where did he get those
So like when you go when you're gonna be there somebody try to make sure you get three hits for that
The big boom three hits heel three hits heel
I'm inspired give me an alarm for fighter
Longsword by top
Oh, the true chat of this game.
Well, Nick Q'd in.
I thought it was everybody there.
Nick Q'd in to another game chat,
so we're going to keep playing until Nick is ready, ready,
ready, ready, ready, ready.
Bastard.
Twenty five hundred gold, just like that, skirt.
Boop, boop, boop, eight main cap, interaction speeds crazy though, boop, boop, boop, boop,
Agility.
Boop.
Dude, do we never, oh, we upgraded our helmet.
We never grabbed any other helmets.
Fucking shitballs.
Got a year now.
That's where we're at.
Yeah, I'm huge.
I am huge.
Unfortunately, I don't really get anything.
Look at those boots on.
I tried to hold it all. I'm sorry.
These boots I made for walking.
Not just what I do
Oh
Jay you've got me addicted to collecting these horseshoes man. Fuck you
I was at a full page none of them are my own
I get to get to be just trying to fuck around anybody
Yeah, but you got a lot of your own
That's new
What the fuck man we're a team
yeah I'm your ally
don't get mad at us because you need to shit
okay it's going now
I don't know if it happened mid-fielder
I don't think that's healthy
I was one HP
oh you got extra perk now that's it you absorbed it
most of all right what's next perk
is an option perseverance is good faithfulness is good overheal is good
oh yeah faithfulness yeah I like this slow let me get a borrow more damage and
slow now if you want you can swap out holy strike and put the locus on if you
want. Yeah, two of those. That could be next level. No, that's good. It's good. It's good
with that. It scales with sacred flame and faithless. It'll pump. You could have said
that in Spanish. And I would have understood it potentially more. Say that one more time
and slow it down. Oh, now I get it. Now I understand. Hope pump, though. God be it.
by just go locus storm locus warm
and no holy light
of it
and yeah no we have really strike and locus bucket yeah i think i'm more
aggressive
yet to stop saying unless they
are not i got
number of the two years i said that i'm a run lesser in holy light and i'm just
gonna run like it's one of the other than that's a test
that's a good thing
so it is on
away
Soda poppin?
Oh yeah, and we're so back.
We're so back.
Yes, you know what's funny?
You know we got that in that named item, the illusory artifact the other day.
Yeah.
I played with Soda and
LaCarrie a couple of years back and our first boss.
We got another one.
Another artifact.
Dreamer luck, bro.
Dreamer luck is real, bro.
I'm telling you, they'd be juicing those accounts.
Listen, boys, I think a lot of people are going to be playing this game soon.
Just remember who was here first.
That's all I asked.
Just remember, remember me when all y'all blew up
or all y'all gonna blow up.
We're trendsetters, gentlemen, J, and,
you know, you guys, y'all held it down.
You held it down, bro.
NRP, Ryan Meere Park.
I'll feed.
That's awesome though, man.
I love seeing everybody playing, coming back.
That's super cool.
Okay, team has has so much potential man. It really does
They just get their shit together
Sorry walk in drop fucking a lot of content. I'm gonna be honest the best thing that they can do right now is
drop
the coolest
Possible drops that they could do right now would be huge. I really really cool skins and
Support you motherfuckers for supporting them the entire time
That's what they should do for me.
Little sub-scans, I don't know.
Something to support y'all, motherfucker.
That's what they should do.
Oh, mother of the...
Oh, bro, it's over for me.
It's over for me.
It's over for me.
Run.
Oh!
Oh, my God, the archer's trying to finish you off.
Oh!
That was bad time.
Be right back, though.
All right, good.
What?
That being said, I just gotta look at this DM, let's see what this says.
So I had to wash the chocolate out of my beard.
Mmm, that's good.
You're not bearded meats very much.
Get in there honestly
Well, I'm not talking about for me fuck me bro. I don't deserve that shit
I'm talking about for these guys, for Ken, for Jay, for all the like dark and darker people who have been playing and been here consistently.
These are the motherfuckers they need to support.
And to show what the absolute hell is that?
What are we doing? Is that a cookie between my titties?
God, what is happening in the discord?
You freaks!
That is AI!
That is AI!
That is AI!
Down with the AI!
I
Quite it feels good
No, she'll master on that bad boy and counter attack so good and last passion
Oh my god, help me, it's the final boss.
and i'll respond to what's right there
much
and
and i think i should be
and i think i should be and off the gout
i think with two months and i think so
it's a good thing to say
piece of shit
Also, like, it's not really spring anymore, it's like a Drone Rush meta, it's like, get back to your sites.
When you're cleaving and you're in the fight and you pop through, check those out!
No, that's not bad.
Yes, please. Is this better than that?
Oh, what about that?
If you need the memcap it is. They're good. You got double mem.
No, the pad. Your blue pants are pretty good. The pads are good too, though.
Yeah, they're both really good.
Which one would you take? I don't need the knowledge. I can cast everything.
Yeah, then I put the pad off.
Put those purple ones and make sure you don't lose the spell for it.
Yep, yep, I'm good. So then that's worth it. That's what I was thinking.
Cool. I'm learning!
Oh
Oh
Yeah
Yep, there goes my health and my spell I'm gonna camp
Yeah, like garlic, cheese steak and bad, I'm high.
Good for you, bro.
Ooh, I might be up next.
Cheese steak, huh?
I'd have a better food.
Why hello that to your toe, brother.
How do you know today?
Cheese, meat, bread, garlic.
Yo, I'm gonna be honest.
One of the best meals that you could ever eat is a cheese steak.
Like, it might be...
That's great.
might be top three best meals as for me for sure
players players I think yeah baby negative a diet coke stat oh my gosh
maybe not I might have just heard of scaly walking what's my top three top
three number one teriyaki chicken I love it bro I love teriyaki chicken and rice
oh fuck me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah why did that shit just break down there
Oh, that's the roller
Yeah, oh
Number two
Cheese steak love cheese steaks number three
Blame me on but I cook it. I'm one of those people who think my cooking's the best
Special steaks. I like the way I cook it. I
I am tell them I will or after this game boys is going to be my
L.G.
Team pointed.
Yep.
Coming.
I put my phone down.
Yep.
They took it.
No.
No way.
I'm going down there right away.
Me as well.
No time waiting.
We're going right in.
Going right in.
Open it.
Go to the next zone.
And we're flying at whatever team.
Is that a strategy, uh, touch?
Uh, yeah, LG, LG. Me and Nick, we have a date.
I'm gonna put my purple paddage up.
Dude, I wanna wear the purple paddage, but I can't put these other pants up.
Alright, put the purple ones away, sorry.
It'll be good.
Like a hot date, like...
One with candles, one with talking.
League of Legends yelling at each other while we play
We're trying to climb he says he wants to climb the diamond. I told him he's
Thank he's made it to diamond before he's actually popped out higher in league than I ever have my highest is spot one
Yeah, he's got a he's got a nasty
He plays Fizz.
Are you like, preface the league classic?
No, fuck league classic.
Not fuck league classic.
I'm not one of those league players, bro,
where I'm like, I've been playing league for 30 years.
I've played league for a year and a half,
maybe two years now.
I enjoy it, it's fun,
but I'm not a league OG in any way, shape and form.
Yeah, I played since the beginning.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, it took a toll on me mentally.
to get told me mentally
dude i don't know i didn't really i just got off of a three-day actual band and
i have a seven-day chaff and currently
it's not easy if you say that it is a five
i'll survive like ten k hours in league bro you can survive anything mentally
yeah that's like water boring
i was worried about it saying if you've never been chaffed man or even playing league
here he is
I've never done that before.
Yeah, I've been playing games for over 50 hours.
Bro, it was like I was playing.
I've played my chat off before. I've started my games.
Really? Yeah, my chat always pisses me off when I'm playing.
I could be winning lane 5-0 and they're like throwing.
Throwing the game.
I'm like, I'm like, I'm the two positive guy. I could be, you know, my whole team to be like, oh, and five, I could be over five. I'd be like, we scale guys, we scale. Don't worry, guys.
Oh, see, I hate you. I would, I would call you a slur.
I'm on casting. I'm on calling my bro. I'm a Victor. I'm like, yo, let me survive till 16, bro. I'll take over. Don't worry.
Yeah, fuck you. Fuck you. I hate you. We're down three zero in the game.
In the game, let me get to the next one, bro. We ain't gonna win.
15 minutes from any sooner.
Yeah, exactly. I'm a terrible teammate. I know I am.
Yeah, I'll get you. I'll get you in the next one, bro.
I'll never ever have been better.
Aw, dude. You would put me on pill.
I need some milk if y'all find any.
I'm looking at mid. Nothing. No way.
You're a terrible player.
You should just go to Cistern.
You're a good player.
Ah, I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Knowledge 4, 3, Viagra.
That's good. Keep up.
That's good.
Is that better than what I'm wearing?
Yeah, it is
Yo, I just
More tanky I am literally playing cleric for when we play and I can play clear
I'm learning for us because I am a great teammate
The days of you just dying and losing because you're not running a healer
Who's the thank you
just actually
Who's the team tonight by the way to the boss I?
Forgot I was gonna text P and see if he wants the game tonight. Oh, it's me you and P locked the fucking baby
Do the boss right now
It's a world or they're doing it. I can't see the next in my tall enough
big man what's in there?
Haley's gonna be pissed when I can't show off
clear
clear to ranger, crossbow ranger, barb
I'll take that
someone get that back right off
I think that's a wizard
what is it?
rondel
I'm running again and swarming the fuck out of everybody
beautiful
Did I? Nothing. Nope.
Who tells me they got a ways to go?
Actually, I don't know. He's got a filling. That guy's cranking.
That lowkey look a little geared.
You can power him crazy.
Got legendary shields.
The wizards are on the right at him.
I'm gonna scout him a little quick.
I feel that I feel the same way when I take an animal pizza right here.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, bro. You know, I love you. I'm sorry. This is the
I love you. I'm sorry.
This is the most action I've seen today very slow. Oh
Oh blowing up again
What this let's do this
I'm flanking them.
Okay.
I'm on the ways.
I'm fucking in here.
I am in here.
Get him boys!
Get him boys!
Thanks!
Not good!
Not good!
Come on, they're gonna blow us up.
What the fuck is happening?
It was happening!
Oh!
Watch them!
Watch them!
He's gonna get killed!
Oh my god!
Jarvis is gonna be...
He's gonna fuck...
We're gonna...
Oh my god.
Oh!
Okay.
Where the fuck's the mob?
I don't know.
Where'd they go?
I don't see them.
Where'd they go?
He's in the door.
He's in the door or something.
Where'd they go?
They were two of them, died.
Did we kill them?
Nice!
One more...
Nope.
The boss is bugged or something.
The boss is bugged.
Where is it?
Can we win?
I see it over here!
Maybe?
Another team behind us?
Another team behind us!
Get in the gold circle!
In the gold circle!
I'm gonna die!
In the gold circle!
Oh, they're all different.
They're all different!
Okay, we have to get out of here.
I'm dead here.
I'm on this guy. I'm on this board.
The dead will assemble the world apart.
Yo JP game, there you go.
That's good.
Get to that door.
Okay.
Who's idea was that?
Yeah, I have a rest.
Over.
10 bodies right there, you can long arm it.
Just don't ask, wait, they're in there.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's above the Niagara. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We put the ball into the set. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a block.
Can I come here to make him? He's looting, Ken. Get a ride, careful. Yep.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
He's gonna close the door.
Crank it out, come to me, come to me.
Yep, come in.
Another, another team.
Yeah, of course, of course.
So one time I lead Roy Jenkins.
Yeah, you can be able to, you should be able to res him right here.
You can long arm it.
No, no, no.
Get up, get up, get up, get up.
Hey good campfire let's try again. I don't know where I am.
Okay here's campfire let's try again. Camping.
Nick, maybe run an A ramp and I'll wait on you till we're even.
Maybe run a quick A ramp, warm up, warm up, run a quick A ramp.
Just a quick, just the quickest of, just, just the quickest.
I'm trying, I'm trying, boss, I'm trying to get out of here.
Take kill em' up
Yep
That was a what?
Let it go
Oh
Oh
There's no fucking gear to look up
There's resin came back gentlemen GGs gentlemen GGs
Just for telling everyone but I'm thinking about it this way you guys might have lost your gear
I'm about to go and get my ass reamed by Nick for meeting him waiting him. Yeah. Oh make you didn't kill us
They killed us wait wait wait waiting him make fucking guy. All right. I'll see you on the bed
Thank you, GGS.
Later.
Wee!
Ah, wee!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I won't lie to you,
we put the hex on you right there.
Ah!
Yeah, yeah.
Everybody had everybody spam Z
and we fucking cursed you so you wouldn't die.
You could just be completely different.
You would've been done.
Yeah, I would be honest.
We're gonna be the best in the fuck
out of the earth right here, Lai.
I would be honest.
I'm sorry, man.
I wouldn't doubt that they hate me right now
because we had so much here on and I was just oh yeah yeah it didn't sound good I
can't lie I probably should have just said let's leave instead of Leroy
Jenkins
I would have done the same shit you gotta save it bro we had plans
you gotta be okay they're gonna be okay they're gonna have they're gonna have so much money
Yeah, God three, you know what I do with God three, right?
Well, they're so good.
I was like, I said, guys, I'm going to run healer.
And it was like Moses parted the Red Sea, the level of excitement that they were.
You know, I can only imagine like watching Moses do that.
It was the same level of like watching me finally say, guys, I'm not good enough to
do damage.
I'll heal you.
You know, like they were.
Oh, yeah, we might have went back a little bit. Maybe I don't know. So we're gonna be in silver. I don't know what we are. Yeah. One pound fish. One pound fucking fish bro. I'm excited. Wait, hold on. Wait. So when I pulled up, you said you were are you going late with peanut tonight too? Yeah.
One pound fucking fish bro. I'm excited. Hold on. Wait. So when I pulled up you said you were are you going late with peanut tonight, too? Yeah
Play a league you are grinding
I want to do like three four games in league and or however many you want to do and then I'm getting off
I'm gonna go for a walk with my wife for like five miles or three miles whatever she wants to do
Oh, and they get home. Oh, dude. I've been cruising lately. I got these crock shoes
And then and then I get back
And then sit right my ass back down and game
Fucking goal dude, I'm gonna I'm taking jungle off. I'm putting supporters my secondary role. I keep getting it
Can you put can you put top mid? I?
I so we both we so we we share it and then I go mid top and then we share it. I'm down. I'm so down with that
I'm down for that. I'm see I'm down for that. Yeah, I still I can so much more fun when we're playing lanes, you know
We're like sharing the same struggles. I
See what you mean, bro. I can't like where's that lock motherfucker, bro. I gotta don't you I've got you big dog
Don't you worry about nice? I just click on a random champion, bro. I am a play jacks jungle and I'm letting you know
It's not my best, but it's the most fun and I can maybe do something
You should yo
Maybe play a yo you should maybe play AP jacks, bro. I've been seeing shit on that
And you only do your E and when you stun him and you hit your E it does like fucking
Look
Zarath. Oh, yeah, I have fun getting hit from Vietnam. I
I
Hate that fucking he's a piece of shit, isn't he what you what you eat today? Did you have good food?
I had such good food today. I did too my wife
Okay, carrots and hold on listen to me. No
Okay, go okay carrots go ahead baby baby two baby potatoes and
meat and
That's it
There's no way that's it wrong
No onions
Onions in that pot she'd get
Table that day
Hey, baby, he just signed a couple times. I
Would lose my mind is it that thing? Oh, she in there for real man. She isn't but if she was I tell the same thing
She knows not to don't put the devil near my food. It's not the devil
She didn't put onions in there. She definitely did you should ask her for real
She might be trying to poison you. No, she knows not to she know I'd lose my fucking mind literally bro
Whatever you order a boxy a boxy, you know how like every about she always comes with a little bit of onions in it
I tell her I said baby if there's any onions you need to pick them out before I get my meal. She goes, okay
like you you think that's like a poop volcano you didn't even want to see it I
don't want to go anywhere near it bro I curse the name of anyone who creates it
damn I hate all your ex bush no no no no hold on this is we're dead we lost on
chance select it's not looking good I mean we need to pop off early and just in
the game as fast as we have we have nobody on our team that can even do oh
Oh, wow. Okay, hold on. Let me fucking dial it.
Holy shit.
One second. My wife just walked in.
Nick wants to know if you would dare put an onion in that pot, Rose.
Don't ask it like that.
She said, sometimes I do this time I didn't.
No way!
Need a devil woman.
one. I see she sneaks a
minute. She sneaks a minute.
She goes sometimes that's what
they're making it on the recipe.
Yeah, it's in the recipe.
Lucky I don't find out neither.
I know you're drinking a monster
and I'm just tarp throwing.
You know what I'm saying?
Better watch it. Yes, sir.
I want you to know I played a
little bit off stream.
I get invaded one time. I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. I didn't get invaded all night last night. Not one time
Well, I mean it's like, you know, it's just a different game. It's not the same. Well, good news is we can quit bro
So if anyone's sniping it's your people. You know what I mean?
what do you mean by you know what I mean you know what I mean
I'm a fucking I'm on a fucking Tuesday is it Wednesday shit
It's over bro, it's over.
Oh my.
Our top lane, our top lane just died and instant disconnected.
I think he's left.
I think he literally just got killed and all that forward.
listen after the day we had your say I don't have the strength to put up with
this shit right now okay I don't need it I'm just gonna pretend you didn't say it
oh he's level one he's sitting in spawn he's gone he quit there's no way that
this is our first game of the day
herma band this fucking guy league you ban me for call people retarded this guy
I get to throw my games!
Alright, well, everything means nothing.
We are, but a figment of our imagination.
Yeah, yeah, I'm really working hard on these mobs in the jungle right now, you know, for no fucking reason.
I killed him once and I have to back.
I'm gonna make a push lane quick.
You wanna gank this guy, babe?
I'm getting scuttle first and then I can go.
Take your time, take your time.
I actually can't believe the yonder said fuck this.
Can't believe that that's just happened first death
Yeah, it's a yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
And report the ever-living shit out of this cock sucker your team up. Oh my god. I thought I didn't go through
If I lose you survive because of our top you survive I
Had him cook hutch. I had him cook real good
I would.
Better not lose a singular LP, bro.
Zero LP lost.
Okay, we're going to report.
Leading game.
Honestly, dude.
Not bad, bro.
I'm telling you, we got murdered.
I reported him for leaving the game.
Team sabotage and in the bottom section,
I put racist.
Block game.
Perfect.
Yeah I agree.
Wait primaries, no.
It's fine, I'll go support back up.
I can't play, I cannot play jungle anymore.
Hired of it.
Hired of this shit!
Not even like a vi?
What was that?
Ah!
Ah!
It was launching, ah!
Oh what a lose!
What's up man?
What's go-
Nice, nice.
We both get it.
Locked bro.
Now the swap, this is spot later the swap be,
I'm gonna sling it, nice.
Dream scenario, okay.
What do I know I'm gonna play against?
I don't know.
Who are you banning?
Yeah, you ban Law.
J-K-L, J-K-L, Lock.
Do I know?
Yeah, when you're looking for like the letter in there,
do you ever have to say the alphabet outlawed the legs?
Never pick a fight.
I have to do that with numbers.
Yeah, I do that same thing with banana.
Whenever I need to spell banana, I go B, A and A and A. Yes, it's bananas, you know?
Yeah, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Yeah.
What's a mel?
Support?
Mel is a support or it could be a mid laner.
Okay, oh
Hey, hey, how about you bid me over and just fuck me Darius
Darius is what I'm playing
Where they been fees bro?
What do I play against chat? What's a Darius counter or what's something I can play Darius
Against a Darius like I have to say what it might be time for Timo
Wait, it might not even be Dairy Stop.
You want to fucking crack?
It was a thought, bro.
I got an idea.
I got an idea.
I don't play Timo, but I play a mean brand.
Did a brand into an Irelia cane?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Lock in bro lock in lock in. Hell is.
Hey, are they bitching at me? Oh, yeah.
Someone said Gigi, I guess.
I'm gonna cook his shit, bro. I'm telling you. I'm gonna cook his shit.
You wanna go get him or that Irelia? I wanna go get him and I don't get to swap
you because I have lane the lane quest okay it's him bro the TP you have to
stay in lane for X amount time to get the TP oh god dude they said he's out
GG's. I gotta be careful. Yep, bitch, pussy.
Me packing big dog. No, in no world are you backing?
zombies
I
Want to read
How to kill him early
Nooo.
No man!
So bad, so bad, so bad.
So bad, it's so bad, it's so bad.
I can't believe I missed that.
I gotta be careful if he walks up I kill I
Can just hit 1w I kill
Boom bitch pussy
I shove it.
Come on!
Woo!
Here we go.
That helps.
I've been building this for the mana.
I need all the mana I can get.
It should bounce.
Oh beautiful amount of CS lost all right no ghost no ghost no ghost he has flash
I'd be careful pushing up here I could have killed her bruh she's so low and I
I can't get back
Not good you just instant trades me
He instantly trades me there's no way you can run me down like that
There's actually no way I just walk up and get instant traded on the first fucking fight man. Ah
Damn it, hutch
I was doing so well. Hey, we're 1-1. I had a man and I walk up. I have one kill. I walk up
He just hits one ability and it's just over
Where's the cave? Oh, there he is
relax buddy relax we get it man as you little girl from the mid lane
oh my god man get the balls
Oh
Oh
Oh
We can kill
No, he walks out of it, fuck.
He knows I can kill.
He is ignite now.
Hmm.
He walks up maybe here.
You don't have DPS me potsy
Talk talk to him talk talk to him type shit
She thinks shit sweet
Well come on top, baby. Yeah, really I really come up
Trying to get a little snack
She's coming. She's coming. She ain't back yet. They're both coming that came in. I really are doing oh god
I'm the BEST!
Come on!
Oh, I slapped the tip of my nipples.
Goodness.
Ooh.
Yachty, it's hard as a rock right now.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
Every day I'm shamblin'
Come on, man!
He just instantly trades me, no he doesn't.
Whew!
Good damage.
Worth.
It's not worth.
I'm gonna waste my flash.
Nice.
Kill.
Kill.
An ally has been slain
Enemy double kill
An enemy has been slain
She gave a kill to her I died in the jungle dude our jungler is a man
That'll happen holy shit
No minus one
Got a push hard
Well, I think yeah, I really have I've been ganked like fucking ten times it's insane
Yeah, come fight with your one HP
Oh
Our jungler oh, oh, so she's retarded okay. Yeah, okay my mic on yeah
No, no, no, I'm hearing you it just there's a little bit of doubt yeah until what I just saw happened
And now I get it now I get it now. Yeah, she's good
Yeah
I can't help it. I have to push. Now my top lane is going to go and get the kill. 100%.
Yeah, there he is. I mean, just the way you drew it up.
I'm working so hard up here, you know, so hard up here to keep this lane reasonable.
And then my jungle- AYYYYY YOU GUYS!
I'm gonna start fucking this out really fast.
You're running from Darius, bitch pussy.
Go ahead and hit that back.
You walk up, I instant kill you, bitch ass.
I
Know who you hurt
Bolley make a play the game, bro
Play the fucking game a little bit here
oh it's over over for me it's over for me yeah what a fucking champ huh it
doesn't matter I'm dead no matter what yeah I'm dead I'm so happy to be chapped
in cuz I get chapped and again look at this look at this motherfucker oh that's
Even the jungle
It's insane, bro. I just mean I'd be like permanently
I can't I've been ganked
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna get you at bed
We not the best of starts. Why is my support here? I don't understand
The way I miss that bullshit
No, she's an assassin.
I mean, she's scale.
She can get to a point where she can one tap people.
Yes.
She should be doing that now man.
I'm about to get the shaking down on me.
I know.
I know.
It might be good for me though to be honest.
You're fucking terrible.
You are absolutely horseshit, buddy.
I'm old chap we got this bro we got your bitches here
Oh, I can't go there, that's their job.
I don't think we have enough in the box.
Alright, everyone's dead.
I'm not gonna let you get away from me.
I'm gonna get away from you.
I can't even get his fucking tower.
Oh, that's so good. That's it.
Fuck back up big dog. See what happens
Bro that their team loves me
I am bullying this top laner I was
That's really good damage.
I mean there are 1 E's at the core of his health, I love that.
You know you can't do that, aggro, okay?
Later.
Hmm
Back it all up Terry back it all up
She out see
You beat that boys ass up there, I can't lie to you. Ah
My one I should too
I'm out there, I'm out there, I'm out there, I'm out there.
We won this.
Damn!
Give you a ward.
No more.
I
Have all braw you're serious check serious
Oh man
Darius wants to do the same thing he's been doing he wants to run me down
No
We got a top laner, I'm huge my CS is the same
We have an ad carry our supports really good, and I think our jungler is not as dumb as we thought she was I
I think she's pretty dumb, but I think it's one of them. I mean, I'm massive so and team fights
I think we hard-won team fights to be honest
If I hit one good old like everyone does
Really, they might be laying flopping just so you know
Yeah, I think I killed this bitch too.
No, man, it's just a broken fucking champ.
That's all that is.
It doesn't matter what I do, just ghost and gets to run me down, hits three abilities,
I die.
And there's no way you don't kill him.
Alright, alright, we're okay, we're okay.
I'm gonna TP to this bitch.
Oh, I don't know if I can TP. They're all over the wards.
TP.
I thought that my E was spread on the buff, but it just didn't and I look like it done
So what am I stuck on watch out derrius there derrius there derrius there go go go go go
You're ready to carry don't give a fuck about you bro. He's gonna go and get minions and then die by himself
And he just oh god. Oh supports gonna die as well
I
Know oh
Yeah, he is
Oh, it's our team comp Jinn that's why you missed every ability that you had and and he fucking murdered you you're right man
I'll take that shut down give me that shit
I don't know what to do if I walk up there just all the way in
I mean guys it's expected to give me a shut down
800 gold? I'll die for that any day of the week. Also just so everyone knows that Darius
left lane with two kills I had four just so everyone knows but there's no
confusion
was it a 550 shut down I thought it was a hundred we can't we can't push up
anywhere man we just get like I get full cent like whoever the fuck yeah I
Really it jumps on me. I think it really is gonna come down to Barrens, Drax, and uh...
Oh, fuck.
Or just guys.
Yeah.
Oh, they're whole teams here. I mean, look, look at our fucking team, bro. We're just
sitting under towers. I have a person here. We are fucked.
I don't know what you want me to do about that. I've been ganked 100 times this game.
You saw your fault. I've always been under a tower. Well, we have an AD carry who's sitting
here we have a midlaner sitting here we have me who's sitting here we just have
no presence I walked up to here and got triple fucking person gang hold on
let's just cook and get this in that
I mean, I can't play Mundo into him, what's a good counter for Darius, just so I know.
Yes, but what's the difference between playing a Timo and playing a fucking brand chat?
What are we talking about?
We're not talking about lane, we're talking about everything but lane.
As long as I'm winning in lane and I'm keeping him fucking locked down, it doesn't matter.
The whole point of the team out
Blind can split now
No way
And they get blocked
this is crazy for me to say when a bull is that insane I mean like row I'm
melting motherfuckers we just do we're down everything else
got it back I can't push up any farther look at the fucking map presents we have
done. I need to get out of top lane. Me being top lane, shoving lanes and doing nothing.
I think we flipped this motherfucker.
We can't get the team together. Fuck.
Oh, I know Nick is in hell.
Panic flash? No, I mean.
They don't know how to focus.
No, I mean.
Nobody knows what to do.
Our Jhin's lost.
Our Jhin's lost.
Our support's terrible.
Our jungler's not good.
I mean, look how close this motherfucker's getting with Jhin.
Maybe? Oh, Jhin's dead.
I don't know. We're lucky maybe. Jhin's over here soon.
I mean, what's our wincon? Let's talk about things. What's our wincon right now? Do we have one?
We don't really have an engage. I mean, other than me, I guess.
I guess team fight right that's our only way is it's our only chance of winning in the team fight
Well, they they have a tank. We don't we don't have a tank. We can't have nobody they can take this fucking
Like oh, you know you've got a phone
Poke them down and then we go in there
I'm coming we should start scooting together. I agree
I
Here I got you I got to go by me to go by me
Nice he's dead hold them off for you little bit
Not once yes, tell me kind of need to back a little bit I think
She's in, yeah I mean I'm half health I get one death.
Yeah I'm gonna get item and come back.
I should do it.
I really think we fucking make them come to bear.
Darius here.
Going to mid.
Can't.
I gotta keep Darius in check in top lane.
in jungle they're all gonna be there that's one of them
I want this hour I guess slow there is
I'm on the area right now.
I get one tap by Kane.
Areas one Kane one.
Other ones here.
Wee wee.
What is our support doing man?
What bro?
It's a full house of boys in the back lane of course.
I'm watching it now, man. I got my own focus.
Yeah.
Get in the fight!
I'm just being baited 24-7, man.
He's just allowed to roam free.
I have no p-
What is Jin talking about?
Jin got to play that whole fight for free until he just sat there.
I wish it was dinner dinner dinner time I what are you eating bro you can hear me
let me hear it tell me about tell me what it is
We're not used to it.
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm trying to eat this league CS.
God damn it, man!
Yeah, bro.
No, no, it's 5'30, guys. I'm 6.
All right, listen, we got two drafts.
How do you get that off whenever I've already casted stun, bro?
Oh, yeah. Shit ain't sweet. No more, bitch.
I should not have walked back into that queue, how stupid this bug.
Yes, bro, yes, yes, yes.
Question mark me when I am at 10 health, literal 10.
We gotta get there. We gotta get there. We gotta get there.
I'mma come, I'mma come, I'mma come, I'mma come.
Hold that cane wherever you can.
Yep, on you. I'm right here, I'm right here, I'm right here.
I'm going for that cane.
I'm gonna help my flag right over there.
I'm holding before I die.
I saw him.
do that there and do that there and do that there
honestly
we want to be done in that fucking game anybody
will be real
it might not be the best it's like it's like it was worth
Uh oh, GG's.
What is that?
Backline support, doing great.
Last one alive, every five.
I don't even know what to buy, I mean we just need to undergo them.
Oh yeah.
Whatever bro, I'm gonna go back to my normal reality and play Pickleball.
This is like-
Yeah it's over.
Nice dads right here, huh?
This is fire.
Let's go.
We got one on our team.
This is why I'm banned,
because I tell that motherfucker,
never play this again,
only play Pickleball.
I'd be roosted right now.
And it is just as much my fault as his,
but fuck him.
Oh, it is, oh, like it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's.
Okay.
Okay.
your xyra's just look at xyra look at xyra bro dude
bro i'm reporting xyra i'm reporting it that's not a real player not real not real you're
not real hey we did this yesterday bro we had for a bad first game
Oh
This deep what is this
Not a real game first all she's seen for me
Dude, I was being 20 times in the first 10 minutes
20 times in the first 10 minutes, where they should talk to you.
Yes.
I didn't know.
Yes.
I didn't know you were the one they were talking about.
No, no, no, no.
This team is horrible, man.
They're horrible.
Yo they switched out, they were mad at me, they didn't know anything!
Everybody's just mad at me, everybody's watching me.
Let's go bro, that's awesome!
This is so bad.
Jesus Christ.
Oh it sucks bro, cause I actually cooked this game up in fucking top lane.
It just means nothing.
I guess that's what I get for playing Brandon in the first place.
I think I just banned Darius for how to play against Seth and Darius.
We just don't.
We don't have a tank, that's definitely a problem.
But that doesn't matter.
I don't think so, I mean maybe you have a different opinion.
I mean our jungle is just, he's just a fucking idiot man.
He has not.
Yeah.
She just watches us die.
I mean, I'll tell ya, that jungler never came to my lane, and I know that he didn't come to your lane, so where the fuck was he?
He was, and he gave her a kill.
Yeah, that's on a good look.
new hope now it's my fault again they've changed up it's no longer your fault now
it's my fault yep yep there's going back and forth yeah anyone's fault but
their owns any anyone's fault but their owns no bro you don't wait this game out
I got that spell killed off.
If I could stun this motherfucker, I'll kill him.
Big flow.
I
Know what and again and again, you know, there's never there's I don't ever have help
Under any circumstances they're fucking help
I'm backing now to go help the fan
We just got came came said
I ain't gonna win right now. I'll tell you that right right this shit ain't gonna win
Just I don't know if there's a point in slowing down the win
Okay, all right, that was fun. Gonna probably use my item now there when
if you want me to play about no engage a singular fucking time I haven't said
anything bro I made a call and that call was non-playing against a Darius I
can't lane against the Darius and I'm gonna hold the club man but I talk to
me there might be a world where we can I think we can I think we can I think we
We all get up and we go here, right here, right now, 40 seconds.
Help, help, help, please, please, please.
He's up, he's up, he's up.
I think we, you guys, you guys should all go there right now and I'll defend base.
I can defend.
Let me back and get my item and then-
No, it's shock, it's shock.
Our team's not going.
going to be a by time you'll get there now
yeah everyone just gonna instant die here 80 carry does something we might we
might we might do this Baron maybe no I don't think we can I don't think we can
push me I guess yes oh yeah triple there I got a clear top is a huge wave
going yeah yeah I too eventually
Don't get collapsed on although it's probably gonna be me who gets collapsed on
Yeah this is gonna come in front of you or like maybe go in and back it out
What can I buy?
Deathcat for boots?
I think that's the only way There it is, don't waste the dynamite
Dunkin' down boys, let's weather the storm.
I mean, if we get picks, man, we can do it.
We can definitely do it.
It's not like we're not big.
I mean, I have so much, see, I have almost 300 fucking skin.
I hit a good ult, the whole team does.
I mean, God forbid, our support actually gets like a stun.
And we're really cookin'.
Huge.
Yeah, I'm out big kill. I'm gonna go clear top
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's a must.
That is an absolute must.
I'm trying as well.
They're gonna be, they're gonna be bused up, bro.
They are 100% gonna be bused up.
I'm probably gonna be the one to die.
Coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming.
Careful, they're by you, I think.
Yeah, there they are.
Maybe I just don't try and even look at the fucking flag I don't know.
Ah, bro.
There she goes.
There she goes again.
I don't see ya.
I don't see ya.
I hate you is all. You're just sad.
You're annoying. Jen is so sad and all chat.
I'll narrate this conversation.
Evelyn says choose up to fuck and moan in cry and trying to lose
in all chat.
I'm up at 10 bro, hold the line, hold the fucking line.
Five, four, three, two, one, I'm gonna have a massive ult.
Oh she hits that.
I missed it dad!
You got the ult!
You told!
Say something Morgana, say something.
Fucking say it.
All right, not real man brand wasn't the greatest of pics boys. Go ahead write that down
Holy shit, holy shit
One more last LG go five. Oh
By five one more. I had LG LG LG
fuck man
Not a good start. Not a good start. Oh
I
Would play later tonight, but we have the I have dark and darker
The chef I got the team here, bro. Who's the team?
Chef
Damn it, enjoy yourself, bro
I appreciate you being down.
I appreciate you being down.
Don't worry.
I'm going to be here in Fireball!
Fireball!
It's going to be great.
I'm actually looking forward to it a lot.
I can't wait to see it.
Are you going all night?
No, bro.
I'll go to like midnight.
That's like my cap now.
It used to be 1 a.m.
Now it's midnight.
It's only going backwards.
It's slowly going backwards.
Yeah.
It's just like, dude, it's not about...
I can get there.
I can get to 3 a.m.
I just feel like absolute it's just
really the week man.
It does the whole week is just it's
sauce. Yeah, I get that.
I like that.
The whole week is just it's over.
Watch me get a support game this
game guaranteed and he gets so mad.
Oh, I know.
You know when we want to play like
to one. Well, I tell him every time he asks me, I'm like, I'm down till I'm down till midnight.
Then I'm gone. I can't, I cannot go the whole duration. It's impossible.
I guess who I'm banding. Karius. Never again.
Yeah, he is OP as fuck, man. It's unbelievable. It's so hard to kill.
I just I don't know a good counter for him. That is I guess he's just like the best duelist
Yeah, probably not gonna lie. I don't know if there's another duelist I can play like I don't think I beat him
On Mordekaiser
I mean if you listen
If you want to go mid I can go top. No, no, I'm good. I'm I mean, I don't even know who's playing tough right now
I'm good
Okay, I'm not literally a Darius is pretty much the only champ where I'm just kind of I don't know
I've it taste message of stream snobby day bro. I just got three snap vibes. I'm Morgana's holy shit
dear
Who dear or you're playing against who dear I think so let's go to get to dear is Jack's good against to dear
I mean, Jax is good. The problem with you playing top and playing Jax, we don't have
a tank. You play tanks. There you go. Okay. Now we're talking. You want to tank big dog?
I'll give you a tank, although I'm pretty sure he's about to fuck me to tears. I want
you to know that because he does. I believe me. He does max health damage and he'll just
he's going to obliterate me, but I'll be okay. Oh, they're rocking the Samira.
A carry Samira, a carry car, fish, jungle, jungle, Zach or Udyr top and mid. So you're
I think you're probably going to be placing Udyr. You're going to be facing Udyr and I
got Zach. That's that's nasty. It's nasty for me because Zach's a fucking hard counter.
this jungle. Okay. A ziggs in a
red. Oh, a NASA's jungle. Bro, it's over. We lose. If there if
their jungler is an absolute shit. Wait, have you replayed? Have
you replayed? Have you replayed with a good one? Good NASA's?
Yeah. Oh, yeah. I just I have no faith in the NASA's jungle. I
have no faith. NASA's top. Sure. NASA's jungle. No faith. It
It can be good, we'll see, we'll see.
We'll take a little gander.
And, oh my gosh, wait, Carthus mid, you're good.
It's a stack top, it would be...
Bro, you should beat the fuck out of that guy.
Yeah, you like to think.
Oh, you got it.
It sucks for me, guys, do I still get a stack if I eat him
if he has his ult up on Zac or no?
I think so. I think so. Or wait, actually, I don't know because then he dies, right?
Disperses and they forms again. Yes, I do. Okay, I'm good.
Yes, sir.
Minions has spawned.
I love how fast the game starts now.
I know, isn't it great?
You should take some more.
anything less would be uncivilized
I don't like it here, I like to fuck it
I
Actually I kill
Oh, he played that. That's crazy. He played that. I'm stupid. I should have known that's
exactly what he was doing. He's just playing off of his res. I'm over here thinking I'm
winning. I should have known that that's what he was doing. I just didn't think. I'm really
not worried about it Zach. Didn't have it no more though. I've hit level 2. Thank you.
I miss? Really?
No mana
isn't good boys
he's saying good I can only use my E and he's gonna kill me if I walk up
first have to get fucked for gold and just get xp right now
when he walks up to kill me I'm going high like I said before
fuck
I don't know what that guy was thinking.
any day now guys, any day, take your time, sure
wow
oh my god, I cannot clear this way to save my life
gotta be careful
back up, Perik
we're back!
anyone's gonna go here?
No, I'm gonna go here first
He's being aggro one hard sale early early early early hard sale early early early early early
And there you go, stay again
Yep, all the exchanges here and there.
Yep.
I'm in the wave. Wave's gonna kill me.
The wave is fucking killing me, man.
Oh, I'm getting cooked by the wave. That's insane, man.
And he's level 6, I'm dead.
I gotta give it.
Motherfucker.
Yes, I just can't
That's what are you doing? I am getting you out of the
There we go
That's what I'm doing. I'm banning you. That's what I'm doing. See you later. Fuck you
Sack top was good. Yeah, I don't play zack. Zack's a bitch, but I'm getting my titties slapped right now
I'm just like bro. I'm like winning exchanges. He's just healing past that 17 CS boys. It's a fucking tragedy
Oh, hello
We just got a we got a freeze. We got a massive freeze here and just try and catch up a little bit
would be uncivilised.
Yes, for you.
Good.
Should have hit one more E on him.
What are these two doing?
What the fuck even is this man?
No way bro.
The way that misses man.
We gotta be careful.
Gotta be careful.
What kind of engage is this horse bitch at, bro?
She like that?
Why not?
I just can't CS with this guy to save my fucking life.
I'm in hell.
I don't know how you're doing, but I'm in hell.
Great.
Now I'm getting zoned from CS.
I mean does not do I have a jungler
in my fucking ship slot he's underneath my towers zoning me from CS like where's my jungler
oh shit oh shit
I can't hide because this game is made by a bunch of fucking retards and I can't say
the world about getting banned. Let me just ping him. You think I got my message across
right now? We're doing good, we just got like three kills. I know bro, I'm just in hell
up here. I mean I have been shoved under my tower from level one and I haven't seen my
fucking jungler. I'd love to know if he exists. Has he been to your lane? Yeah, we've been
We just got
Three kills
If we're trading with dragon three kills, you can't get back you can't get back. I mean, I'm not that I'm fucking pissed
Okay, it's a big deal. You got it. Okay, but it's drag three kills not worth your life
Yes, it's not I'm more important than those three
Exactly what I'm trying to say respect. All right. I'm coming
Look at what he's doing. Look at how can he get away with this?
honestly I'm completely okay with this yeah you are you are kicked rocks jungler eat the
whole the literal shit out of my ass oh nice
What, what are you doing?
So go over bot lane bro, we get it man.
Oh it's not fun dealing with that absolute heathen.
I hope that stack counted.
A stack count?
idea if that's that counter no it didn't just oh my god it didn't count fucking kill me
No!
Bag it up, Terra.
Bag it up, Bag it up, Terra. Bag it up.
What did you reverse, Terra?
Alright, we have a jungle.
Woo! Feels good to be alive.
Feels good to have a kill underneath the belt.
It feels great.
My lane's a popular lane on stream, but off stream, I don't fucking shit.
Isn't it crazy?
Isn't it crazy?
That's why I don't even like playing jungler.
I don't even like playing jungle off-sh- er, on-tree.
I don't want to be near it.
Bro, listen, I'm telling you, I have not seen a support in the mid lane, and I don't even
know.
I know it's a thing.
I get it, man.
I've never seen it like this. Morgana was there fucking 15 times last game
Say this guy has his wife
It's crazy mom. I'm playing against Nick
I gotta dial it in
Can I come up it can be killed yeah, you think oh, yeah, he has no res either
I've laid froze missing CS
I've been lied to I've been deceived I've been lied nothing to see
I
Could fuck you I
Could fuck you
I'm not mad at you. I'm just a little concerned. Oh
My god, he gets all the time back
Oh, this guy
You gotta be in my top lane for the jungler to care
you suck in this man or something you have no holy shit you're fighting against
a guy okay this is a guy
all right
okay
yeah you suck in this guy offer something for sure
No, watch this watch this
I hate the scuttle fuck him fuck out
Wow, give me shit. Fuck him, Jack. You don't come here unless Nick is here because they
lovers oh you got TP GGS we go take a look at mid
please slow here slow him slow him I'm coming
oh I'm here oh yeah all day
Fuck you.
Baridhasiii!
Oh you ain't going to get that tower now, bitch, pussy.
That guy is so tanky.
He's here like, he's building ammo on him.
That's why.
Are you are you building them are yeah, he's building them are too. Holy shit. Why is that bad bill so much tomorrow?
Bitch oh my gosh, he heals like an animal
I don't know where this guy is
Oh my gosh, you got kind of low though
I just doesn't matter he has his passive up
Oh
What am I doing here? Hey guitar
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna get my stacks.
Oh, my.
Hey, you a celebrity in this lobby, straight up, I believe it to be true.
Give me that stack, thank you.
This is unreal.
Yes, good stuff.
Let's not finish him.
He just gets to do whatever he wants.
You sons of bitches.
He just gets to do whatever he wants!
You sons of bitches!
Sitting that tier two like he owns the fucking place.
And I can't see yes to save my life!
I hope you're having to freeze the fucking lane, bro.
It's some bullshit.
Oh my, you know what, fuck it.
Fuck it.
He gon' come up here, he gon' sauce my titties, I know it.
Yeah, there he is!
Oh, fuck me!
I'll kill you bitch.
Oh, he's gone, he's gone.
Go bot, go bot.
Oh, they got that one.
Who deers bottom
Oh
Oh
Our bot lane is kind of rolling. That's good. That's good
Oh, it doesn't matter yep, doesn't matter at all. He just heals up to full
All right, oh
case anyone was wondered I am still under power
I don't think this will help me because he's healing off himself.
Will this will this cause him not to be able to heal because he's grabbing his shit off
the fucking ground. Yeah, I understand how the healing works in this game, boys. What
I'm saying is I just don't think it does. Oh, we got a push. I don't think it actually
he helps me honest
oh my god bro
whole massive shit
insane
Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, if we can.
Oh, God, bro, oh, I'm tight.
Oh, man.
Dude.
That Zach is so weird, bro.
Is he keeping me on you right now?
I'll kill that motherfucker.
Don't you worry about nothing, boss.
Damn.
An enemy has been seen.
And then Thresh walks.
What a dumbass.
Ooh, only a hundred gold left on my item.
I'm greeting.
I'm greeting, I'm greeting, I'm greeting.
Oh shit!
That's what I get for greeting.
I hit my Q, I don't think it changes anything.
I think there's a world I could have killed her.
If I'm not building fucking thornmail.
Why am I building- why do I- why- why do I listen to chat, bro?
I should be building damage always.
What in the what did I just watch our fucking support do
What was that why why KS that
He's walking I'm coming I'm coming
Sack, sack, sack, sack, sack.
All right.
I'd love to eat this.
I'd love to eat it.
Let's do it.
It's my enemy.
Let's get this ward.
Run in there, man.
My man is low.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I need my gas. Nice. Nice.
Nice. How we get real, baby?
I'm massive. I've been in hell but I ain't in hell no more. Thank goodness I thought by
myself how good of an idea it would be to build armor. I thought it, myself, I thought
about it. Definitely not chat. Come on, man. The masses can't continue that, I don't think.
Any damage there? Almost. Come on, bitch. Oh god. Holy fuck, run for the hills, gentlemen.
What's his Q does for a holy shit?
Okay.
I mean, their stack is the biggest one in the game.
Karthus is hanging around here because he's stupid fucking all over.
Jesus.
Ah, here we go!
Nah, it's damn bro.
Chou, we need you. Chou, we need you.
Yeah, let's go baby, let's go baby.
Okay?
Yeah, nice, good balance.
can you stay outside you kid?
I'm so old but I gotta run like a sabre
oh dear baby, yeah
yep, can I kill that?
nice, beautiful
can I do a deer?
yep
yep, yeah
oh oh oh oh oh oh
I'm going to go top actually, fuck you.
BANG!
I guess it's okay, we're going to push out top a couple of times.
You're good, keep going.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Bitch!
I'm beating this top tower's ass probably gonna get
has destroyed the cliff and he drippled kill the fuck down
oh ok alright
got humbled a little bit just got humbled a little bit that's what just happened to
me just got humbled a lot of it
i was dancing i was feeling good just got absolutely humbled
yeah that's the scenario
every fucking time I almost killed her
in the 2HP
yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my god man
2HP twice
holy shit
that one hurts the heart
what a threat trap to save them
oh what a flash
yeah, all day
Oh
You song
They got him here they got him
Yeah, our support might be legally blind when he all see we can't stop him at all.
He just goes like a lot.
Oh, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Stop it.
He's away for a kill, man.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
Masters is in there.
Mr. Bear.
I'm coming.
Go back on.
Yeah
Yeah
How's that?
Nice
Yeah, yeah, I'm pushing it
Should be able to make it a baby
That'll play
I
Like a man who grins when he fights
We got eight for Samira. We might build a killer bro. Do you get a kill? I'm killer for sure. I hit one Q. She dies
I have my alt and 12 hit her with an alt. I hit her with a Q. She into dies
I got one for it. Now let's go Baron
I'm backing. I'll be right there. I'll back as well, then we think Jack show for sure
Jack show
After me wish is I would have went here to 20 CS. All right. We'll take it. I'll get
What the fuck, no!
What do I go for, the fucking Carthus or the Samira here?
Okay, okay, okay in the game
We're not gonna have a way bro. We're not gonna have a way
Yes, good sir, your team has destroyed and turned it okay
All right, we got soul Drake up in two minutes. That's that's the play
That is the play
This is starting to fucking hurt
For ten minutes shit
Sorry
We're kind of stacking up in the middle of it.
He's going to be a big rumble soon.
We're going to bot.
Yeah, I'm just pushing it down.
Nasus, Nasus, Nasus, Nasus.
I'm looking for a Q flash on this Samira maybe.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Let's get on, let's get on, let's get on, let's get on, let's get on.
Yeah.
Nice!
Come on, man!
Shit, man.
You're a great fucking cube.
Hit that, hit that.
Hit that.
get that we get that yeah we get that you do
hold this day when we win that's gonna roll
and we're guaranteed won a sesh we are guaranteed won a sesh
damn it you guaranteed won you were really in hell you you were in hell
I mean look at the
I mean, bro, I go I died. I had 17 CS to 50
Damage you were you were doing it, bro. You did great. Oh, bro. I had to heat up had to fucking heat up
Who great kid?
That was a rough one
No, I got a jet. Yeah, I
No, I got it, bro.
Absolutely.
Me as well.
Jeech.
Always fun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll see you guys soon.
I'll see you guys soon.
Love you, leave you.
Later, bro.
All right, Chad.
GGs.
That's it for today.
Awesome stream.
Awesome day.
I'm going to be gaming with P today unless that changes.
I'm not too sure, but I'm pretty sure we are.
So I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to go walk with a wife, take a shower, and then we will be back, or I will
be back on P and coconut stream.
Y'all can watch there.
Thank y'all so much for chilling.
Thank you so much for the 12 gifted and Joe, but thank you so much for the six. Sorry. I missed it
Thank you guys for all the subs. Thank you guys for all the love. I appreciate everybody chill today, dudes
Thank you all again