TACO TUESDAY | S1E2 - DAYLIGHT ROBBERY CONTINUES IN THIS EPISODE OF ESCAPE FROM THE TARKOV! !modifiers !allergies !tarkcodes

HutchMF

08-04-2026 · 9h 10m

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[00:04:30] It's the truth kind of lost all meaning and I'm enjoying the view

[00:04:35] Well, I've been a loving lover

[00:04:38] I've been a trusting brother

[00:04:40] I'm taking my time to recover

[00:04:43] And picking it up when I'm better

[00:04:50] This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start sucking some dick

[00:04:53] Beedee the hero

[00:04:55] We need everything

[00:04:56] That's close because he has

[00:04:57] He has no bitches and no job, he kills whatever we can, cause again he has no bitches and no job, we see the hero!

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[00:07:27] No!

[00:07:29] You son of a bitch!

[00:07:31] You son of a bitch!

[00:07:35] Three big balls.

[00:07:37] We got a big dick.

[00:07:43] Restaurant, Hogan's Hangout. Do you sing?

[00:07:45] Oh yeah, I feel a little bit.

[00:07:47] You can sing.

[00:07:49] Yeah.

[00:07:51] Ripley's mom.

[00:07:53] She's very great.

[00:07:55] When you're in a five mile radius of her you can smell that pussy stink oh yeah that stink

[00:08:02] And I've had all men people say him get down on it get down on it

[00:08:55] I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty dude, so what should I do?

[00:09:15] The strength!

[00:09:19] Good morning, gentlemen and ladies!

[00:09:28] Good morning!

[00:09:31] Hi, good morning!

[00:09:34] Hi, good morning!

[00:09:37] Hi, good morning!

[00:09:41] What's going on? What's happening, boss? What's going on? What's happening?

[00:09:50] Good morning, good morning, good morning. How's everybody doing?

[00:09:55] I just got done eating my biscuits, and they were damn good.

[00:10:01] Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning.

[00:10:05] Guten Tag to all my German friends. Good morning.

[00:10:09] What a beautiful day it is today, gents.

[00:10:13] What a beautiful day.

[00:10:17] I don't mind me.

[00:10:19] Don't mind me whatsoever.

[00:10:21] I am currently claiming every activation code that I could possibly ever claim while

[00:10:30] we're sitting here because I am a poor, I'm a poor, not rich wizard.

[00:10:39] I mean, I mean, I lost everything last night, Chad.

[00:10:44] I can't lie to you.

[00:10:45] I can't lie to you.

[00:10:47] If y'all weren't here, you don't know what happened.

[00:10:51] I mean, I don't know how to explain what it was like.

[00:11:02] Don't you call me a quitter?

[00:11:03] You're fucking easy.

[00:11:05] Don't you call me a quitter?

[00:11:08] I was left in multiple Walmarchs last night to fend for myself.

[00:11:14] Multiple times was I surrounded by groups of girthy men looking me down to bear wanting

[00:11:22] to murder me and I had a friend, his name's Peanut, and that motherfucker didn't do nothing

[00:11:27] every time I was in a fight with...

[00:11:31] Shhh!

[00:11:32] Shhh!

[00:11:33] Darn it!

[00:11:34] What's his name?

[00:11:35] My short line.

[00:11:36] Not Sturmin.

[00:11:39] Sanitar, Santa Pussy, for five minutes, and Pina didn't shoot a bullet.

[00:11:49] I was tired, boss.

[00:11:52] I got killed by Rishala and they watched.

[00:11:54] I got killed by Sanitar and they watched.

[00:11:58] Nobody did nothing.

[00:11:59] I was murdered in cold blood multiple times.

[00:12:02] I feel like I was gonna be part of one of those documentaries.

[00:12:07] It was terrible.

[00:12:10] It was terrible.

[00:12:11] I streamed for fucking 15 hours.

[00:12:13] Get off my Johnny.

[00:12:15] I was tired.

[00:12:18] I was tired.

[00:12:20] But it is what it is.

[00:12:21] It was a fun day yesterday.

[00:12:22] No clips.

[00:12:23] We're getting right into it.

[00:12:24] Listen, boys, I'm addicted.

[00:12:25] It is what it is.

[00:12:26] How far did it go last night?

[00:12:28] What level is Peta?

[00:12:29] And you still got up early today, you know what?

[00:12:36] Thank you.

[00:12:37] Thank you for recognizing that it, you know, I'm trying.

[00:12:45] They got to 15.

[00:12:46] Cool.

[00:12:47] 15 before he gets on before he gets on

[00:13:03] You can get that far in the VOD

[00:13:07] Good morning to you as well

[00:13:10] If you don't watch the water clip, I'm gonna lose it

[00:13:13] That looks like you got to lose it, bitch, but what a clip oh

[00:13:21] He was level 20 last night actually

[00:13:27] Is that true

[00:13:29] We don't know what I'm allergic to bro. We're still trying to figure it out man. I don't

[00:13:47] know and I'm terrified to find out. I am terrified of what it's going to be. Absolutely

[00:13:58] terrified. Tell me you can buy me a 5-5. Fucking kill me. Jack, I want you to take the gun out of your

[00:14:06] pocket. I want you to put it to my face and I want you to put it down and make sweet love to me.

[00:14:12] Alright and over household goods. Okay, isn't that just food? This is what we're gonna do. We're

[00:14:20] gonna start the day. Oh, I can't, I can't do that in the ass.

[00:14:28] You got some up in this very nice. What's this?

[00:14:34] When the fuck did I get that? You seem recently split off from

[00:14:41] your people. You catch a boon if you don't keep your eyes open

[00:14:45] you I'll give you a little boost from me he just say I suck hold on stop the

[00:14:53] music yo is this a feels bad for war

[00:15:03] is this a pity package trash ban that guy let's get him out of here you jackass

[00:15:11] I'm not trash. I just ain't very good, boss. Damn

[00:15:17] Oh

[00:15:18] Give me more participation rewards

[00:15:22] goodness

[00:15:23] MCX

[00:15:25] MA5 5

[00:15:28] Fuck yeah. All right, we're up. We are up. I thought I was gonna quit the game

[00:15:34] Hey, you're damn right. I was you're damn right. Give me more

[00:15:38] Give me more

[00:15:40] All right, we got to use the transit

[00:15:44] I don't even know what the hell that is

[00:15:46] We need household items. Okay. It's what we're gonna do. Do we have anything?

[00:15:53] Who we got our customs we got the low K1 14 we got bullshit bullshit

[00:16:02] bullshit

[00:16:03] And 112 which I can't get till 15

[00:16:06] Well, good news is, it's P-15, so we should be able to get that today.

[00:16:12] We need the household goods.

[00:16:13] I think the household goods are going to open up so many quest force.

[00:16:17] We still need the two vehicles on shoreline, but we can't go to shoreline for food.

[00:16:22] Eliminate PMC operatives on interchange zero out of four.

[00:16:25] We're going to interchange, gentlemen.

[00:16:26] We're going to interchange.

[00:16:27] We're going to interchange.

[00:16:28] We're going to interchange.

[00:16:29] It's the only choice we got.

[00:16:31] The only choice we got, we're going to interchange, man.

[00:16:35] we got to do. We're gonna go to interchange, we're gonna go get some food. We ain't gonna

[00:16:39] fuck around getting food. Hopefully we ain't allergic to any of it. We are putting all

[00:16:46] the meds in the booty cheeks. I cannot afford to lose literally anything. If I'll take

[00:16:52] this out, we'll drop this down, put that to the side, PK, boom. We have any taters? No

[00:16:59] Notators

[00:17:01] Need a backpack Lord knows we got enough of them

[00:17:04] Wonderful lock in put your dicks in your pants. Wait, is this level four?

[00:17:11] Beautiful

[00:17:13] Lord

[00:17:14] That by your hands

[00:17:17] Lord we come to you today

[00:17:19] To give thanks for a beautiful day Lord

[00:17:22] Please wish us good fortunes

[00:17:25] and your hand in

[00:17:27] surviving raids unlike yesterday and all of Chad said amen amen amen lock in

[00:17:36] amen lock in I need all the help I can get today

[00:17:42] thank you baby Jesus thank you baby Jesus three pounds six pounds two ounces

[00:17:52] mm-hmm

[00:17:57] But you're not locked in you want to see me lock in you want to see me lock in

[00:18:27] you

[00:18:57] Lock it!

[00:19:06] Damn it! Today will be a better day!

[00:19:10] I know it will.

[00:19:13] I can feel it in my lawns.

[00:19:21] Why don't I just tune into a walrus at SeaWorld?

[00:19:24] March! It is 9.49 in the morning!

[00:19:30] Turn this bitch into North Korea, I'm tired of it.

[00:19:35] Dressed it, they give it a terror.

[00:19:37] Good morning, Hutch.

[00:19:39] Checked Peanuts, Vodka, and he ended on level 16.

[00:19:46] I don't know what his vodka has to do with that.

[00:19:49] Wish you nothing but success. All right, 16.

[00:19:52] So he really didn't achieve shit.

[00:19:54] Okay, I think you tried the coffee my man it is good. It's very good

[00:20:16] Yeah, we catch up we get some unless we die on repeat and I'm depressed

[00:20:24] I

[00:20:29] Don't know what I'm allergic to did he find out what he was allergic to last night

[00:20:39] No

[00:20:41] I'm allergic to winning Alex ski see fairly thank y'all for the subs cow TM extra expected

[00:21:02] Trippy game and Tyler beer hunter space ties

[00:21:07] S1k USA and J walk. Thank you all so much for the subs man. Good morning. Hey for the 500 bits. I'm a shudge

[00:21:15] Can you buy a kid at 8r and take the stuff off of it and put it on an M4? Oh

[00:21:22] Shit you can't I forgot about that

[00:21:26] I'll take a gander

[00:21:28] All right

[00:21:30] We need food and we need to kill players. That's where we're at

[00:21:41] Hey guys streams like the ton halfway through the night it wasn't no halfway through the night son

[00:21:46] We got streams like from start to finish yesterday big dog

[00:21:50] it was

[00:21:52] Bro, it was fucking

[00:21:54] Give me flashbacks to viet summit you know as the Vietnam version of whenever me and summit played

[00:22:03] Here's the worst thing the worst I've ever been streams night in the game ever besides our graders with the boys

[00:22:10] was when me and summit was doing a Tarkov white and

[00:22:17] 2019

[00:22:19] 20 was it 2019 chat

[00:22:21] 2020 maybe it was 2020 and I'm not kidding you I mean something had like 40,000 viewers

[00:22:35] and it was fucking unplayable peanut had like a hundred last nights I mean pro it was I

[00:22:44] mean every raid I'm just I was I was heartbroken I think there was a couple raids that were

[00:22:50] that were good

[00:22:53] but yeah bro he was

[00:22:54] sheesh

[00:22:57] pretty bad yesterday pretty bad

[00:23:07] please don't be killing

[00:23:14] by the say bro if that's killer gg's in the chat it ain't gonna be our day

[00:23:25] actually so I'll go this way I'm gonna go to back route

[00:23:41] Did you have fun with your friends man? Fuck you. No, I did it. Yeah, I did. It was a good day yesterday. I had a lot of fun

[00:23:52] I had a ton of fun

[00:23:58] You allergic to tar cola this game makes me allergic to Diet Coke's I might just end it I

[00:24:05] Might just end it all in the game of tar problem force

[00:24:11] We'll get some food.

[00:24:35] Yo what up bro?

[00:24:40] No, I haven't found out what I'm allergic to, no sir.

[00:24:45] But no matter what I'm allergic to, it can't be worse than them and being allergic to water.

[00:25:10] I

[00:25:17] do

[00:25:20] do

[00:25:23] do

[00:25:26] do

[00:25:30] do

[00:25:34] do

[00:25:38] No, bro. I'm addicted. I'm addicted. I got I got a mission today

[00:25:44] Hey, we ain't no

[00:25:49] We ain't jerking each other's penises today, bro. Good luck then

[00:26:08] nah nah nah nah nah don't tell me this is already

[00:26:14] dont tell me this is already been looted

[00:26:27] I need 4 items I think

[00:26:29] it has been looted

[00:26:32] its gotta be fucking me right now

[00:26:38] Where's all the food, bro?

[00:26:52] You kidding me?

[00:26:54] Don't start my day like this, don't do it.

[00:27:06] You ate it already!

[00:27:08] Oh you better watch your fucking tongue.

[00:27:11] Better watch it son.

[00:27:23] I mean these do I got now? One, two, three, four?

[00:27:28] No, I don't think that water counts.

[00:27:31] Yeah, I know stank rats bitch ass is going around with his name HMF ratting people.

[00:27:51] I know.

[00:27:52] I know he is.

[00:27:54] I know.

[00:27:56] It's a scumbag.

[00:28:08] No, it's not.

[00:28:12] It's not funny.

[00:28:26] Let me grab my juice in peace.

[00:28:49] Someone stole your name Sponge Boobs.

[00:28:52] What the hell you naming yourself sponge boobs for?

[00:29:05] Y'all, what's the worst? What's the worst allergy you've seen somebody have so far?

[00:29:09] Has anyone beat lemons allergy to water?

[00:29:14] I have painkillers. Oh my gosh. You're allergic to painkillers? Oh no. That's a worse punishment

[00:29:34] than death. No, no, oh. He'd leave him. Fuck you, bitch. Fuck you. I have a Vaseline

[00:30:03] Allergy

[00:30:09] Like I just don't know if it's a good sign that I don't know if what I'm allergic to or if it's a bad sign to be honest

[00:30:19] It's like in my mind, I'm thinking of everything I haven't used yet, which is like an ETG

[00:30:26] SJ6 trim it all I

[00:30:28] Guess it it's kind of a good thing

[00:30:33] Because once you get late wipe or later in the wipe where you can just buy the other stuff that's not as bad

[00:30:41] or like

[00:30:43] You know

[00:30:46] Sh6 okay, I'll buy trim I guess it's not like a terrible thing

[00:31:33] All right, go treat, good first right, good, good first right, that'd be easy to chat,

[00:31:59] Good first rate.

[00:32:01] W's in the chat.

[00:32:03] W's in the chat.

[00:32:04] What a gift.

[00:32:06] Wow, how lucky am I?

[00:32:10] How lucky am I?

[00:32:15] How lucky am I, Wousers?

[00:32:17] What a delight.

[00:32:19] What a delight.

[00:32:20] Lucky boy.

[00:32:23] Lucky gupa.

[00:32:24] Lucky boy I am.

[00:32:30] Fuck

[00:32:37] All right get back in there. Let's get back in there

[00:32:48] How bad's the recoil on this gun chat anyone know

[00:32:59] It's fine, all right.

[00:33:06] You know what?

[00:33:09] I'm a dumb idiot.

[00:33:11] I should have put the food in my butt because I don't think it needs to be found in raid.

[00:33:19] It doesn't need to be found in raid.

[00:33:21] 100% it does not need to be found in raid.

[00:33:24] I'm an idiot.

[00:33:26] Oh, no.

[00:33:28] hold on hold on there boom boom oh no shit oh oh oh oh

[00:33:46] bang gotoosh all right that was done so the other one it does have to be found

[00:33:54] it ready for the other one. Eliminating target without using the armor on woods.

[00:34:01] Alright, so I need one more there, I need two more there. I think it's kind of productive

[00:34:11] doing another interchange run. Let me go ahead and take a ganda. Let me go ahead and take

[00:34:15] again to him. I'm missing a quest and I got a kill stern pussy. I think Woods is

[00:34:27] probably maybe the next bet. Heavenly mind, Ariane Woods. I know where that is

[00:34:34] and I need to bring a marker. I got to mark one of those little huts.

[00:34:38] MS-2000. I don't think I bring the best gun I have currently. I don't think that's

[00:34:44] That's a good idea, not for woods.

[00:34:47] I think...

[00:34:52] You said I can, let me look.

[00:34:55] You're taking a little ganda.

[00:34:57] What guns can I buy right now?

[00:34:59] I can't buy the, I can buy the Uzi,

[00:35:01] but the Uzi's straight up dog-ass.

[00:35:08] Usa.

[00:35:09] Oh

[00:35:15] We got here we got here SKS I'd rather die

[00:35:22] Peacekeeper a peacekeeper, but this just this isn't worth buying is this is this dog

[00:35:34] MP9

[00:35:39] MP5 is not terrible.

[00:35:44] All

[00:35:49] Oh, hold on a minute. Wait up. Wait a minute. I

[00:35:54] Think I'm hard. We can go like this

[00:35:58] We can go like this

[00:36:02] Hold on let me cook

[00:36:04] Let me cook. Let me cook

[00:36:06] good we go like this right here boom boom boom boom boom boom and then we go

[00:36:16] like this boom boom boom boom boom boom we got deck down in four gentlemen

[00:36:24] Debbie's in a chat shout out to the guy who told me to do this not a bravo site

[00:36:31] I'd rather die oh my god I got no bullets do I oh oh oh fuck oh oh oh can I lower swap

[00:37:00] an MCX with the same parts as an M4?

[00:37:09] I

[00:37:22] Know I can put this on it though. I can't

[00:37:30] I'm pissed I'm pissed

[00:37:32] All right was a good idea bad execution good idea bad execution. I have $180,000. I'm gonna I'm gonna freak out

[00:37:47] We got to use the 74

[00:37:50] It's the only choice I have and it's going to literally take every dollar I own

[00:37:54] But I can always sell some guns. Oh

[00:37:58] My god, oh my god

[00:38:00] 17 pen 13 pen oh I got $70,000 left oh I got $70,000 left oh no everything's fine

[00:38:22] everything's fine. Don't. Don't

[00:38:28] freak out. Everything's just

[00:38:32] fine. Everything's fine.

[00:38:36] Everything is a okay.

[00:38:40] That's good.

[00:38:44] Bring some PKs. We don't need

[00:38:49] Pks we don't need APKs

[00:38:53] We got to bring it back back to throw our our armor in it. This is fine

[00:38:58] All right, we're looking for food. We got to get some kills with armor without armor and then we got to bring a tracker

[00:39:05] We got that

[00:39:08] Sturmish

[00:39:14] Yes, all right

[00:39:19] Oh shit, you know, I just realized I'm still on the service from yesterday.

[00:39:26] I got swipes that yo long thing with a hundred bits.

[00:39:31] Hey, can you do me a favor and check this score?

[00:39:34] I already will tell you, I probably don't want to, but I'll give it a getter.

[00:39:45] green.

[00:39:47] Ba-ba!

[00:39:58] Oh!

[00:40:08] Ah!

[00:40:10] Ah, is there any modifiers you would have changed at the end of the day?

[00:40:15] Um, any modifiers I would change?

[00:40:22] I think the only one I don't like is Dr. Jekyll.

[00:40:30] Dr. Jekyll's a hoe.

[00:40:32] I hate Dr. Jekyll.

[00:40:35] All the other ones now, but Dr. Jekyll can suck my Johnny.

[00:40:39] I hate that son of a bitch.

[00:40:42] Yeah, Jekyll's an asshole.

[00:40:56] Amen.

[00:40:58] Well, down to electric avenue.

[00:41:03] Then we take it higher

[00:41:13] But I don't have any heavy bleeds I don't oh my gosh

[00:41:16] We're gonna have to remove this because I got to bring water

[00:41:19] We're gonna be on this map for a while and then we'll just grab these

[00:41:23] is down to electric avenue. Let's go.

[00:41:53] Inventory simulator, you better watch your tone, bitch.

[00:41:58] You better watch your motherfucking tone.

[00:42:11] Don't do electric avenue.

[00:42:23] Oh

[00:42:36] Still ugly plaid shirt you watch your language. No, my shirt is not ugly. I got it at Walmart

[00:42:46] Is there a way to check what you're allergic to I'm pretty sure you can cue into a private match and just eat and take random

[00:42:53] shit till you find out but there's no fun in that.

[00:43:10] and we take it higher.

[00:43:15] Electric Avenue.

[00:43:24] Out of the daytime.

[00:43:31] Now we want you goop to the nines

[00:43:34] when we find out what you're allergic to.

[00:43:36] You know, that's gonna be my luck.

[00:43:38] It's going to be the largest rate I've ever had in my entire life.

[00:43:42] And I'm going to go for some nice sardines and I'm going to die from an allergic reaction.

[00:43:58] Yeah, you know, that's how it's going to go down.

[00:44:04] I found all three of mine in one rate.

[00:44:06] It was noodles, crackers, and a slicker bar.

[00:44:09] Oof.

[00:44:11] Hey, you just might be allergic to gluten.

[00:44:16] No, I haven't tested the injectors.

[00:44:18] I don't know why, but I feel it in my heart

[00:44:22] that I'm gonna be allergic to an ETG.

[00:44:25] I just, I feel it.

[00:44:27] I feel, I feel it.

[00:44:30] I've done a proper tall, no problems.

[00:44:33] But I feel it in my heart, it's gonna be an ETG.

[00:44:36] I

[00:44:49] Yes, you can be allergic to water lemon from hey you video games is the allergic to water

[00:44:55] I mean, I wouldn't wish that on anybody else.

[00:45:20] Yeah, he has rabies, yeah.

[00:45:24] What happens when you're allergic to something you have you get like trivers, so you shake and that I think you die

[00:45:32] Slowly or some shit like that. I don't know

[00:45:35] No, I wish I wish something more

[00:45:39] Painful on peanut. I

[00:45:41] Hope for peanut. It's like a

[00:45:45] Mule stem would be great a

[00:45:48] Mule stem would be fantastic

[00:45:51] Prop at all would be incredible

[00:45:54] Propetal would be so great.

[00:45:59] Ivy Profan, that'd be awesome.

[00:46:11] Zagusta would be just elite.

[00:46:24] Yeah. Good morning. Have I tried

[00:46:38] regular PKs? Yeah, I think so.

[00:46:50] Yeah, I think you can.

[00:46:55] Oh, dude, something would get like some bullshit allergy and crash out over for like an hour.

[00:47:04] 100%.

[00:47:05] And I'd sit there just happy, happy to listen.

[00:47:10] It'd be elite.

[00:47:27] How the hell did you already get a marked key bro?

[00:47:30] You got blessed with a red rebel, a yellow and a red key card out of mark.

[00:47:34] How did you get a marked key?

[00:47:40] All right.

[00:47:50] Gory's got one yesterday as well.

[00:47:55] Yo, what is this queue?

[00:47:58] I think I need to restart.

[00:48:10] Um, words.

[00:48:21] It's just a good bad place to be home.

[00:48:51] They too have wiped and Trey is in labs.

[00:49:05] I mean, bro, you got to remember, man, these people are, they're heathens, you know?

[00:49:14] You can't look at people like Trey and Gorris, and you can't look at them and be like, man,

[00:49:21] I'm so far behind. No. No, they just crack heads. Okay. They just, you know, well, trace

[00:49:29] trace a bitch. Can't really say that about glorious. He beat me up. But I mean, trace

[00:49:35] just I mean, that guy hasn't felt the warm embrace of a woman in many of moons. No.

[00:49:51] Is it Trey married that don't mean nothing that don't mean nothing that don't mean nothing at all

[00:50:02] That don't mean nothing

[00:50:07] All right, let's hope to see the guy who murders us that's our goal

[00:50:13] Where the fuck am I okay?

[00:50:16] We're gonna go up here get this mark out of the way

[00:50:21] And then we hunting shkabos.

[00:50:28] Oh my gosh, Sturman is here.

[00:50:32] Sturman's here, boys.

[00:50:33] I repeat, Sturman is here.

[00:50:43] i loaded in a wee bit late

[00:51:13] I'm excited for war dogs, yeah.

[00:51:20] Yeah, I'm excited for war dogs.

[00:51:43] How do you go from semi to full auto?

[00:51:49] To be honest bro, cause I got 80 HD and I've got a lot of hours in this game and the amount

[00:51:57] of times I have died from being on semi instead of full auto is in the hundreds.

[00:52:05] So little bits like a tick and a little bit of it is like I'm just terrified that I'm

[00:52:14] in Simi.

[00:52:15] It's kind of like, I don't know, never mind, it's kind of like when you open up your bag

[00:52:29] and Mickey Dees to make sure they didn't forget your hash browns and you saw the hash brown

[00:52:35] But then you get worried that maybe you saw your McGrittle and you thought it was a hash brown

[00:52:39] So you check the bag again, and then you repeat that process 20 times

[00:52:45] Don't I'm talking about I think we all do that

[00:52:56] Literally never

[00:53:00] Well, maybe just me them

[00:53:05] Locking!

[00:53:30] Nice and slow.

[00:54:05] All right, good raid, good raid, good raid, good raid, good work, good job, good job everybody.

[00:54:28] Good one. Hopefully we can keep having this fantastic look.

[00:54:47] 80,000? I'm gonna be honest. I really needed that and a DVL.

[00:54:51] All right, let's repeat the process. What do we want to use today? What's the next gun of choice?

[00:55:01] What is this? Bound in raid household goods. Is this just food?

[00:55:21] Cleaner and shit.

[00:55:26] Is this open up a bunch of quests?

[00:55:46] Quest don't work like that.

[00:55:47] It's level based.

[00:55:49] Oh, shit.

[00:55:51] Is that true?

[00:55:53] Everything's level based?

[00:55:54] Oh, and every quest is 3000 experience.

[00:55:59] No, they're not all level based.

[00:56:10] Alright, I'm tired of looking at the chat.

[00:56:13] I'm tired of it.

[00:56:17] Okay, I've died now twice

[00:56:21] Two bullets

[00:56:23] Into my face

[00:56:25] This raid has to be better as I mean

[00:56:30] We haven't gotten in an actual fight yet, but this next game. I'm feeling like it's gonna be the one

[00:56:37] I'm feeling it

[00:56:39] It's what a this one got our name written all over it all over that John

[00:56:45] For sure.

[00:56:54] Locking.

[00:56:58] Bit of crackers.

[00:57:00] Bit of water.

[00:57:08] Maybe I had to, maybe I had to turn my audio up a little bit.

[00:57:11] Maybe I would have heard them if my audio was maxed out to the point where my ears are bleeding

[00:57:17] Pray that for a little bit

[00:57:22] I just it's hard to even be mad about my last two deaths. I

[00:57:26] Feel like I never really had a chance

[00:57:28] I got killed by a guy sitting in the middle of the fucking woods

[00:57:32] I got killed by two guys sitting in the middle of the fucking woods

[00:57:36] What am I supposed to do? I'm a hot screen though. That's for sure

[00:57:39] I had to scream. They had to be sniping. That's what it was a sniping sons of bitches. You got to believe me

[00:57:49] You know what I'm saying? That's what of course

[00:57:53] Of course

[00:57:54] All I had to be

[00:57:56] That's what it was and no doubt

[00:57:59] All right

[00:58:03] We're going here

[00:58:39] I'm waiting for the queue to actually give me in the game.

[00:59:05] play the OG version wait this isn't the OG version but

[00:59:27] crazy how fast the accusations have started today it's crazy how retarded you are to

[00:59:32] think I'm being serial shut your bitch ass up cussing like it

[00:59:40] Juicing up.

[00:59:49] Juicing up early, juicing up early.

[01:00:04] Had to be done.

[01:00:06] I had no choice.

[01:00:08] I had no choice.

[01:00:10] Tarkov made me do it.

[01:00:13] Now, I am going to declare

[01:00:16] that if we lose this kid,

[01:00:20] we are in the fucking trenches.

[01:00:24] I will be sad.

[01:00:27] I will potentially cry.

[01:00:33] And I will be very upset.

[01:00:34] We must not lose the kit.

[01:00:39] We must win the raid.

[01:00:42] Don't lose it there.

[01:00:48] Never planned on it.

[01:00:51] Oh, oh that's a guy.

[01:00:54] Right where I want to go.

[01:00:58] No, hmm, what a joy.

[01:01:05] What?

[01:01:06] A lucky M.I.?

[01:01:11] Just the luckiest lad in all of the lands.

[01:01:17] To be honest, I should just be happy that he didn't turn around and grace my booty cheeks

[01:01:22] with his 12-inch pipe.

[01:01:24] gotta be happy about some things I guess

[01:01:54] I just want to get the stronghold.

[01:02:05] That's all I want.

[01:02:14] Wait.

[01:02:16] Press this, or...is that the goons?

[01:02:28] That's the fucking goons.

[01:02:40] Fuckin' robot?

[01:02:52] What in the hell were you doin'?

[01:03:05] I don't think I should be heavy this early.

[01:03:31] and

[01:03:45] and PS I got trying to kill the guns with the pistol

[01:04:01] Take the plates out. Those plates aren't universal. They won't do me nothing unless I get the exact same armor.

[01:04:20] Such a shitty situation.

[01:04:23] If I push across and they aggro me, I'm fucking dead.

[01:04:26] At the same time if I don't get active, I ain't gonna get another loot.

[01:04:49] I guess someone else is coming on.

[01:05:00] Are they killing the good with SP5?

[01:05:04] I don't think you know how bullets work.

[01:05:08] SP5 is a great round.

[01:05:19] of

[01:05:44] the

[01:06:16] of

[01:06:23] death

[01:06:27] of

[01:06:30] death

[01:06:33] of

[01:06:36] death

[01:06:40] of

[01:06:45] I think he developed arthritis in his hand right before he started shooting at me.

[01:06:54] Shut up!

[01:06:55] Shut the fuck up!

[01:07:15] I don't want to do that

[01:07:45] hey we can't take this backpack even though it is worth a little bit

[01:08:15] What are we going to do?

[01:08:42] one plate

[01:09:10] you're asking too much from me I should

[01:09:40] Yeah, we have one more body.

[01:09:51] Please.

[01:10:21] I need guns, I need armor too, but I need guns, but I need guns, but I need guns, but I need

[01:10:51] I need guns bad boss

[01:10:53] I need guns so bad boss

[01:10:58] I don't think I can take it boss

[01:11:00] I don't know if I...

[01:11:02] The fuck is going on?

[01:11:11] Take everything

[01:11:13] I want it all

[01:11:15] I need this, I need this but I can't take it

[01:11:18] You can't insure. You can't insure. You take everything off of it.

[01:11:48] Nice and slow, nice and slow, no rush, no rush at all, nice and slow, we have a long

[01:12:14] journey ahead of us boys. Food's good, water's good. I got extra food, I got extra water.

[01:12:22] We got a long journey ahead of us.

[01:12:44] of

[01:12:51] of

[01:12:54] of

[01:12:58] of

[01:13:03] of

[01:13:08] I don't know I don't know

[01:13:22] Almost chasing me

[01:13:38] I

[01:13:58] Guys running away just take our back and keep moving

[01:14:08] I'm scared.

[01:15:04] fucking bitch

[01:15:13] I'm chasing me pussy

[01:15:34] Hello?

[01:16:04] Oh, ho, ho.

[01:16:06] Get me out of here!

[01:16:16] Go, go, go!

[01:16:18] Yes!

[01:16:20] Come on!

[01:16:26] Big rain for the kid!

[01:16:28] Big rain!

[01:16:30] Oh, my gosh!

[01:16:34] Oh

[01:16:36] you

[01:16:38] Oh my god, we've lived!

[01:17:08] We left!

[01:17:11] Oh!

[01:17:14] Whoo!

[01:17:16] I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

[01:17:25] Oh!

[01:17:27] Oh my goodness gracious. We got a spear!

[01:17:32] We got a ASSOT-25!

[01:17:39] Yeah, two armors grenades

[01:17:44] Wonderful

[01:17:46] The only bad news is is we did lose our gun which fucking blows

[01:17:53] But I feel like we got a good return for it, you know

[01:17:57] Yeah, now the question is, do we use the spear?

[01:18:16] That's the question.

[01:18:20] The only problem with using the Spear is, is the durability, it's probably gonna jam.

[01:18:30] And we don't have that much ammo for it.

[01:18:36] But we can always go like this.

[01:18:37] The SR-25 is GG'd, I'ma be honest.

[01:18:40] Now looking at the SR-25's durability, unless they changed how durability works, this SR-25

[01:18:47] fucking shot brother is SR 25 is unusable 80 dirt I might as well be playing

[01:18:56] Russian Mellet out there I mean that thing is fucking smoked I think we

[01:19:04] might have got a quest done too. Cool. We need entry treatment. Okay. Oh shit, we're

[01:19:18] doing this one too. I didn't even realize. Okay. All right.

[01:19:22] God.

[01:19:26] Not right now, Rihanna!

[01:19:30] All right, so...

[01:19:34] We could go... How bad is the 300 blackout?

[01:19:39] How bad is the 300 blackout without a grip?

[01:19:42] Can I put this on there? I can't.

[01:19:52] like riding a wild bull well that's not what I wanted to hear I just I don't have I don't

[01:20:15] have any other options boys. We have an SR2M but we will only have 60 bullets for it.

[01:20:25] Okay I got a wild idea. I have a borderline I deserve jail time idea. SR2M all the bullets we have

[01:20:37] We're going to have one mag in, one mag out, and seven rounds, okay?

[01:20:45] Wait a second, let me explain.

[01:20:48] Then, oh my, I didn't, I didn't pick up the deagle.

[01:20:58] I did.

[01:20:59] Deagle. Okay. Deagle, 82 durability. With 14 shots out, 7-in.

[01:21:15] Guys, I have 67,000 rubles and depression.

[01:21:33] What am I supposed to do?

[01:21:45] Scav run and whoever said scab run it is what it is

[01:21:49] It is what it is. They need to know their place. We do not do scab runs. I refuse

[01:21:59] Use the codes oh

[01:22:02] No, I would never use the codes

[01:22:10] Me using codes

[01:22:12] codes? No, I would never. No. I would never, I never used the code. He's already used all

[01:22:28] the codes. That doesn't sound like me at all. If I would have, yeah, I used the codes. I

[01:22:37] I used all of them. I lost that chip too. I'm not gonna lie no more. I can't live a life of lies anymore

[01:22:47] Guys this is our only option this is literally our only option

[01:22:56] This is our only option

[01:22:58] What codes the mods can put the codes in the chat? I don't know who's here right now, but the mods mods can do it

[01:23:09] What do these do? What can I do with these?

[01:23:14] What do these what do these black division tags do

[01:23:17] reset guys what are you a bunch of pussies no we're not resetting we are going to embrace

[01:23:31] the pain because that's what we do now pump it up

[01:23:47] Alright, we just gotta go, we gotta go, we're just delaying the inevitable.

[01:24:08] Let's get in there.

[01:24:10] This is all we got.

[01:24:13] is what we're doing this run.

[01:24:35] Why is this, why is it, what is it saying?

[01:24:43] We're going to do this.

[01:24:53] Should I go do this on?

[01:24:55] Should I go do this tour quest?

[01:24:59] Should we?

[01:25:00] Should we swap up what we're doing

[01:25:01] and go here?

[01:25:03] Yeah.

[01:25:05] Yeah.

[01:25:07] Yeah.

[01:25:09] What's the point of doing the main

[01:25:11] here at P say do the main story do the main story what's the point of the main story do

[01:25:16] you get a lot of XP from the main story oh it unlocks the maps got it did P unlock all

[01:25:30] the maps last night.

[01:25:45] Not yet okay.

[01:25:47] He reset?

[01:25:48] No he didn't.

[01:25:49] Shut up.

[01:25:50] Yeah, you should reset before you get to here's my thing.

[01:26:20] Okay.

[01:26:23] We're going to get to a point where we're going to have what we need to counter Jekyll.

[01:26:31] It's going to be Zagustin, Perf, Propitols.

[01:26:38] I mean, there's a lot of things that we can use.

[01:26:41] We're going to get to that point. We're fine.

[01:26:50] If I'm allergic kill me if I'm allergic just kill me it is what it is

[01:27:06] It is what it is. I've been damned.

[01:27:14] Where am I? Good spawn.

[01:27:18] We're turning around. We are instantly running at the spawn behind us. It's a slow raid, this raid, boys.

[01:27:25] This will be a slow raid.

[01:27:31] Unless we fight five teams right off the rip.

[01:27:33] Drop the rip, and die.

[01:28:03] Yeah, I mean, that's also something to remember too, bro.

[01:28:08] Oh, hold on.

[01:28:13] Yep, go loot that body.

[01:28:23] Go loot that body. You know you want to, Mr. Pistol?

[01:28:27] You know you want to loot that body?

[01:28:30] You know you won't lose that body. Come on, don't lose that body.

[01:28:36] Oh.

[01:28:40] Come on.

[01:28:43] Hurry up, Mark. Run, Key.

[01:28:47] Come on.

[01:28:50] Come on.

[01:28:56] Come on, you got a pistol. You got a...

[01:28:58] Oh, right.

[01:29:09] Shut up! I'm gonna scare him.

[01:29:21] I see him.

[01:29:28] Come on, Timmy, it's safe! Go loot it!

[01:29:37] Son of a bitch! The other guy scared him!

[01:29:58] Bulls eye.

[01:30:15] What the hell is going on over here?

[01:30:23] Nothing important.

[01:30:30] Actually...

[01:30:33] Cooooloo, hide yourself!

[01:30:47] Oh, thank you.

[01:30:49] I will pass.

[01:30:50] I will pass.

[01:30:51] What the hell's going on over here?

[01:30:55] Do I get another one?

[01:31:01] No way I'm lucky enough to get two, right?

[01:31:21] Nothing, alright, let's loop.

[01:31:49] Now I'm stuck.

[01:31:50] Hello?

[01:31:51] That's where we're at.

[01:31:54] Let it be known, Hutch is the smartest gamer alive, hands down, not small hands, because

[01:32:04] he doesn't have small hands.

[01:32:05] You know what I mean, right, chat?

[01:32:10] Did you have an aneurysm while you were typing that?

[01:32:12] What the hell did you just say?

[01:32:15] Welcome!

[01:32:27] B.S.?

[01:32:39] Brand.

[01:32:40] Yeah, can I be honest, bro?

[01:32:47] Yo, I should not have let Pina talk me into this stupid lucky perk, bro.

[01:32:58] I wanna be lucky, boss.

[01:33:01] I wanna be lucky, boss.

[01:33:08] He completely fucked me for no reason.

[01:33:12] I just wanna be lucky, boss.

[01:33:15] Now I got Dr. Jekyll, raw dog, and my shit,

[01:33:19] all the time.

[01:33:21] 105, is that a key I need?

[01:33:24] For nothing in return.

[01:33:26] I don't get shit.

[01:33:28] I'll get nothing.

[01:33:29] It's a safe key, the worst one, oh shit.

[01:33:45] I want to be lucky, boss.

[01:34:08] Do you feel lucky though? I feel like shit.

[01:34:12] I don't feel lucky at all.

[01:34:14] Not in the least little bit have I one moment in my entire time playing this game, if I've been like I feel lucky.

[01:34:23] Eat this sausage.

[01:34:44] Lucky you ain't allergic to that food I'm starting to feel like I

[01:34:53] Oh

[01:35:09] Shit

[01:35:11] You gotta be fucking kidding me.

[01:35:25] I just ate and I instantly get shot in the stomach, are you?

[01:35:34] you're lucky he didn't hit you in the head

[01:36:04] Is Dr. Jekyll about to raw dog my shit right now?

[01:36:25] So now, anytime I run from this point forward, I'm going to bleed.

[01:36:39] No Kupa Tasha.

[01:36:40] No Kupa Tasha.

[01:36:42] Well, it looks like we ain't running then.

[01:36:48] You know what?

[01:36:49] Some think that that's a curse.

[01:36:53] You know what I think, I think that it might be a blessing.

[01:36:57] I think Dr. Jekyll will force us to play just that little bit slower, and that could

[01:37:07] be the difference between living and dying in a raid, you know?

[01:37:18] maybe. Silver lining. Glass half full. I'm going to be optimistic. O. P.

[01:37:46] P.

[01:37:48] P.

[01:37:51] I.

[01:38:16] well there goes all my ammo how many kills do I need left

[01:38:45] Hello?

[01:38:47] That's where we're at.

[01:38:49] Shit.

[01:39:15] I

[01:39:25] We jebus

[01:39:29] Don't need to talk about that. I had some in my eye the dog was barking y'all hear that dog barking so I'm gonna shut that fucking dog up

[01:39:35] I know y'all heard that dog barking I can't focus when dogs are barking.

[01:39:53] dudes good for me up time you got a long way to go you got a long long long way

[01:40:15] to go to get out of here bro. We still in the damn spawn. Oh I feel so lucky. Look at

[01:40:27] Instead I got whiskey!

[01:40:57] Are we gonna need half masks we are aren't we?

[01:41:11] Oh no no no don't eat the cockatoo don't eat the cockatoo!

[01:41:27] I think I need these mags right? I think I need these mags. I have an Uzi but I'm

[01:41:41] got no ammo for the oozy I can't buy the mags drink this

[01:41:48] I don't know why I'm doing this.

[01:42:01] Fuck him.

[01:42:08] Oh, scabs responding.

[01:42:30] while i got the shakes

[01:43:00] No, everything that I've killed so far is NPCs, those are scabs.

[01:43:09] Jesus.

[01:43:19] Are you rubbing my shit?

[01:43:26] So it is not an invitation.

[01:43:44] Get your hand off my thigh.

[01:43:49] Stash

[01:44:06] Dr. Jekyll

[01:44:10] I think this has been looted

[01:44:12] Blue's results came back. He's healthy as an ox.

[01:44:20] Hell yeah. Great news to start the day.

[01:44:27] I can't wait for next month to send him back to the vet for another $600 bill and he can

[01:44:44] hear the exact same things.

[01:44:47] what we do for our dogs.

[01:44:54] The door is open.

[01:45:23] Yeah, I mean that is a choice and I'll have to just start shocking his ass. Trial by fire.

[01:45:29] Not a terrible idea.

[01:45:53] Oh

[01:46:00] Baby, this is a huge oh my gosh, I mean I can't wear the penis

[01:46:12] Yo big thank you so much for the five gifted man, I appreciate you do

[01:46:19] Welcome everybody to community on behalf of big coming in with a five gifted. I appreciate you. W's in the chat

[01:46:23] I'll be here in a chance now. Thank you big dog. Thank you for the love, man.

[01:46:29] Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, we might have to turn off the subsound for a little bit, but

[01:46:56] people stop thinking that grenades are blowing up randomly in the game if

[01:47:02] would we mind

[01:47:09] more to do it we're just like right behind somebody we also need to start

[01:47:16] bringing in a green flare not bringing in a green flare if we can't purchase it

[01:47:20] It is literally just trolling ourselves.

[01:47:26] I mean, bro, we are literally right behind somebody.

[01:47:37] I was probably the spawn in front of us that we would have ran into if we didn't turn around immediately.

[01:47:44] Thank you, Gav.

[01:47:44] The subs are, the giftings are good, so I know, but the regular subs, yeah.

[01:47:51] They're gonna have to, lots of people, lots of people, lots of penises.

[01:47:58] You bailed on peanut last night, if you don't shut your dumb ass up, I'm about to start

[01:48:03] slapping your nipples viciously.

[01:48:06] I streamed for 14 hours yesterday.

[01:48:10] I woke up at 6 30 to be on stream at 7 a.m. For an update that didn't come five hours later. I

[01:48:18] Know you like sucking this shit out of that peanut, but don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby?

[01:48:40] I'm out of energy. I gotta eat. You gonna know I'm here. Time to not suck, gentlemen.

[01:48:58] Lock in. Hello?

[01:49:02] Hello?

[01:49:03] Hey.

[01:49:04] It's not too late to make love, me and you, you know?

[01:49:17] I need a syringe.

[01:49:22] Airway.

[01:49:27] Are you friendly?

[01:49:28] Oh, shh.

[01:49:29] I do have a syringe I could offer it to you, you know.

[01:49:52] Hello?

[01:49:59] Hello?

[01:50:20] Okay.

[01:50:29] Anyways, onward with the mission, as in sometimes, sometimes you run into Crackheads, is what

[01:50:47] it is.

[01:50:48] I'm in no position to judge Crackheads.

[01:50:52] I dabbled myself just a little bit, but not too much.

[01:50:56] Not enough to make it weird.

[01:51:10] A tasteful of dabbling.

[01:51:14] A tasteful level of dabbling.

[01:51:16] I will say that,

[01:51:18] given the circumstances of

[01:51:22] multiple shabs now

[01:51:24] Shabs now in the rate. I am a little bit more terrified because I do not have the bullets to deal with that problem

[01:51:33] Double check or extract

[01:51:54] Arc Raiders 1.40 is out. Time to hop over. Is that actually true? Did Arc Raiders come

[01:52:13] out with an update? What do they do? Do they take the already existing flying drone and

[01:52:24] instead of two wings now it has four?

[01:52:28] Did they take a ball that exploded at your feet instead of that ball just being armored?

[01:52:32] Now it's armored and...

[01:52:37] I think that was Farmer Jean Cheese.

[01:52:48] Nope, it wasn't.

[01:52:52] So...

[01:52:53] Yeah

[01:53:15] That's a nothing burger update

[01:53:23] Arch still slaps. Yeah, I mean. Yeah. Sure. Sure. Sure. One kill. I would take. I would

[01:53:40] take. I would take the one kill. And we got a quest done. Got a lot of stuff done on the

[01:53:45] the other?

[01:53:46] Every time to dance now!

[01:53:52] Alrighty.

[01:53:54] Boom.

[01:53:56] That's done.

[01:53:58] Oh, forgot we had a cowboy hat.

[01:54:05] Huge.

[01:54:07] Oh, forgot we had a cowboy hat huge

[01:54:21] Bump bump boom boom boom. Oh, nice

[01:54:26] Please

[01:54:28] Huge

[01:54:31] We only got one more damn it

[01:54:37] two more of those. 80,000. 5,000. Damn. 5,000. That's it. You cheap bastard.

[01:54:55] Alright, I think we go, we do this quest, maybe?

[01:55:03] Depending.

[01:55:04] If I go stream sniping then I'm not doing anything at that location.

[01:55:10] I think we go there and do some things.

[01:55:20] We are for sure out of ammo.

[01:55:24] We are for sure out of ammo.

[01:55:25] How good is PP? 34 pin. It's not terrible.

[01:55:30] Not terrible at all, to be honest.

[01:55:35] I just bro, I, I'd hate,

[01:55:39] I'd hate to have to buy another AK, you know?

[01:55:43] I would absolutely hate to buy another AK.

[01:55:48] How good is the QBZ? The Chinese GAT? How good is it?

[01:55:55] We just don't have ammo for this either. Can I buy this? No. How good's the bullets?

[01:56:04] Oh wow. Holy fuck. They're really good bullets, but I don't have a lot of them.

[01:56:11] If only I could buy MA55, I wouldn't be as cooked.

[01:56:27] Oh, the 13, dude, we are two.

[01:56:30] Dude, we are marching.

[01:56:33] We're marching forward.

[01:56:34] We can't slow down.

[01:56:35] We got to figure it out.

[01:56:37] We're going.

[01:56:38] Okay.

[01:56:39] Where are so we need one more household good two more syringes two more scabs

[01:56:47] We're about to fucking stride

[01:56:51] Okay, all right

[01:56:55] What gun do we want to use voice any ideas I have no 556

[01:57:05] I've no 556

[01:57:09] My ocean man

[01:57:15] Check messages for gear. I don't I don't have any

[01:57:22] No

[01:57:30] The Uzi

[01:57:33] Is that I think that's our only option, bro

[01:57:35] we gotta go we gotta go with the oozy master you know yeah I think that might

[01:57:43] be the only option boys fuck well good news is we have mags for it which we

[01:57:52] just got and the best ammo we have is PB everything else is pretty ass

[01:58:03] If we run into anyone here and we're just dead, we're dead, we're dead, we're dead, we're

[01:58:12] dead, we're dead, we're dead, we're dead.

[01:58:15] I don't even want to bring this or the helmet.

[01:58:18] We'll bring that, we'll bring that, we'll bring these.

[01:58:24] Take the mask off, take the eyeglass off, drop these.

[01:58:31] extra ammo and just we just got to pray boys we just got a hope we got a hope

[01:58:42] or where the mech bag mech bag is fucking booty cheeks

[01:58:48] What is this?

[01:58:59] A baguette?

[01:59:00] Fuck the French!

[01:59:03] Who's streamer item is this?

[01:59:16] this French weaponry out of my stash man. Alright, I think we're good. Oh put this away. Put

[01:59:27] this away. Food and water. Hot up. Hot up. Hot. We're good. Hide the screen. Hide the

[01:59:40] s

[01:59:43] s

[01:59:50] s

[01:59:55] Do you have a stream right now, I'm a small. I'm a small time streamer, sadly. Um, I've

[02:00:01] I've also only been playing this game for about eight years.

[02:00:06] So I haven't really been playing that long.

[02:00:08] I only got a couple, about 5,000 hours.

[02:00:14] I only started my career here.

[02:00:15] Listen, I'm, you know, brand new, brand new.

[02:00:21] So maybe if we can, if we continue streaming a little bit

[02:00:24] more, you know, maybe.

[02:00:31] One day, one day.

[02:00:40] At this point, I don't want it, to be honest.

[02:01:01] Is that a ray gun?

[02:01:08] My desk of many of things.

[02:01:13] I was made from one of the homies of the community.

[02:01:16] That's the coffee.

[02:01:17] Shit.

[02:01:18] That's the coffee.

[02:01:20] That's the new YouTube.

[02:01:23] That's what kicks in me for the Conor McGregor fight.

[02:01:26] Raygun, World of Warcraft, Ark Raiders.

[02:01:33] Just cool shit that we've gotten sent over the years.

[02:01:38] Where's the transit location?

[02:01:40] Is the transit over here?

[02:01:53] Is it on the beach?

[02:01:56] Is the transit across the road or not?

[02:02:25] Oh, I'm okay.

[02:02:32] Answer's that question.

[02:02:35] Is that all I have to do for this one?

[02:02:44] Do I need to press that button?

[02:02:50] Must be hot today.

[02:02:51] My AC's dripping.

[02:02:54] Turn around, there's nothing to do with it.

[02:02:59] Now I'm done.

[02:03:06] This gun sucks!

[02:03:08] I will kill you, bitch!

[02:03:10] It's still reloading!

[02:03:24] Oh

[02:03:26] All righty, very nice.

[02:03:56] Good day, good sir. Good day to you. What do you- OHH!

[02:04:04] I'm in shambles! Yes you are, good sir. Eat the literal shit out of my ass. I hate you. I'm glad you're dead.

[02:04:15] Alright!

[02:04:18] What do we got here? 26?

[02:04:20] We're gonna take this and we're gonna use your gun

[02:04:30] Oh

[02:04:32] Oh

[02:04:36] Boom I want this on instead of this. What's the summit three three?

[02:04:41] I think they're both ass. Oh, baby. Oh

[02:04:46] baby

[02:04:48] Jimmy!

[02:04:50] Oh...

[02:04:52] Bubby!

[02:04:54] Yo, hey, can y'all tell me something?

[02:04:56] Why is it that I'm bugged and I can't...

[02:04:58] Sometimes I can't fill my fucking mags.

[02:05:00] Anyone know?

[02:05:10] Bubby!

[02:05:18] It's just a bug?

[02:05:30] Wait, so you're telling me that there's a bug in this game currently that I can just

[02:05:38] not be able to fill my mags in the race?

[02:05:44] Not the right mags.

[02:05:49] You don't know what you're talking about.

[02:05:53] Oh my gosh, what if I'm allergic to fillin' mags?

[02:06:04] Oh, goodness.

[02:06:08] Did you imagine?

[02:06:13] Hey, look at the flowers, Hutchie.

[02:06:17] Look at the flowers.

[02:06:19] Put me out my misery.

[02:06:21] Just do it.

[02:06:34] All right.

[02:06:36] to go there's gonna be a long raid boys lock in we're gonna go get the SUV and

[02:06:42] we go to the tunnel and we mark the two ambulances

[02:06:47] Honestly, this is good if we can live, because I need this gun.

[02:06:54] I need this gun bad.

[02:06:58] Thank goodness we ran into somebody worse than us.

[02:07:17] I mean that guy, shit.

[02:07:20] He might, he might have had arthritis in both of his hands and his penis.

[02:07:26] is a very high chance.

[02:07:33] Did you imagine having arthritis in your Johnson?

[02:07:36] Yeah.

[02:07:42] Only thing I can think... No, no. This is a 300 Blackout round.

[02:07:46] Right? 300 Whisper.

[02:07:49] 300 Blackout goes to the same mags as the 556, both in-game and in real life.

[02:07:54] The mags are hard. Operation can't be created clone ID

[02:08:02] under random letters.

[02:08:12] Not true.

[02:08:15] Do I need to turn around and to grab a 556 and a 300 blackout mag out of the safe behind me so I can show you the difference?

[02:08:24] Is that is that where we're at?

[02:08:33] Y'all talking to me like I don't own this shit in real life. What are you yapping about?

[02:08:54] Let me Tarkov guns, do you own?

[02:09:03] Too many, bro.

[02:09:05] Way too many, to be honest.

[02:09:10] More than I should.

[02:09:18] My favorite MCX vertus that I have with the eotech voodoo and a tricomp dead air suppressor

[02:09:41] Probably my favorite gun that I have to shoot I like shooting

[02:09:51] But I mean I got a bunch of different shit bro 3 3 8 Lapua a flare gun just pretty cool

[02:10:03] A bunch of different shit

[02:10:05] You got an LMG?

[02:10:11] No.

[02:10:16] That would be crazy.

[02:10:18] Oh, of course I don't have an M249.

[02:10:21] Oh.

[02:10:23] Ugh.

[02:10:24] What are you, nuts?

[02:10:31] I may have had one, but I sadly lost it in a boating accident.

[02:10:37] Ugh, rats. Hard to talk about.

[02:10:48] Tragic, really, um.

[02:10:49] No, Tony's collection put... I mean, I don't think you guys understand. Maybe you do the

[02:11:03] level that Tony is. I mean, Tony's like, you could probably go to any gun store near...

[02:11:13] All right, okay. Oh, all right. I shot. Okay. Okay.

[02:11:43] all right okay all right then boss okay all right very good very good wonderful

[02:11:57] honestly fantastic what a joy what a joy all right okay all right okay all

[02:12:11] all right all right all right that was good welcome to talk off

[02:12:20] Hello, glad to see you alive.

[02:12:24] Yes.

[02:12:26] If you are right, it may be.

[02:12:32] The representative of the world is unlikely.

[02:12:37] Then come back.

[02:12:39] And what is the question?

[02:12:47] Of course. Good luck.

[02:12:50] What do I have now?

[02:12:52] End over cash to mechanic 20,000.

[02:12:57] Alright, there goes that.

[02:13:02] Okay, I don't know who the fuck this guy thinks he's talking to, but I ain't the one.

[02:13:08] That's what I think we do.

[02:13:14] I think we're going to run the spear.

[02:13:19] I think we run the spear and hope that we don't get shot in the side of the face again by a guy sitting in a bush.

[02:13:33] What you want, what you gonna do is this shit off my gun.

[02:13:38] gun. Oh, we legitimately don't have any ammo for this gun. I mean, we have 50 shots and

[02:13:59] And that is it.

[02:14:23] Come on, hurry up!

[02:14:25] Hurry, hurry it up!

[02:14:29] it up thank you oh I didn't mean to click that did he give me anything no we

[02:14:42] did that shit all right yeah I think I think spear is the only option we have

[02:14:54] Really, we're just gonna have to hope we don't run out of the bullets. You have five extra

[02:15:00] Like that's the only thing we got

[02:15:08] Surviving extract from shoreline for visit three times, okay

[02:15:17] Yeah, all right, okay, no extra quests negative

[02:15:22] alrighty we got food we got water

[02:15:40] I don't think I have any I got a switchblade I could run

[02:15:48] Maybe it's the clothes, maybe the clothes people are just seeing us too easy.

[02:15:56] I don't know.

[02:15:58] I mean, I understand, I understand that there is times where you just get unlucky, but that

[02:16:08] is now the third fucking time today that I have been shot without hearing, seeing, or

[02:16:14] even knowing where the bullet is coming from in the slightest degree.

[02:16:33] Yeah, yeah.

[02:16:37] That looks terrible. We'll go here. We'll go dark, dark clothing.

[02:16:44] How's it going, going good?

[02:17:00] We're getting some things accomplished.

[02:17:03] We haven't lost a gunfight yet today, but we have been shot in the side of our face

[02:17:08] multiple times.

[02:17:09] I'm in a lot of pain.

[02:17:11] How's your day going?

[02:17:14] I

[02:17:32] Character looks beat up. He's been through a lot. He's been through

[02:17:36] Wouldn't you like to know whether boy he's been through so much

[02:17:39] My ah, my ah.

[02:17:56] Hello.

[02:17:57] You better Jean ah hello hello yo teal was shorty shipped munch and elite thank you for

[02:18:20] love of the selves bush no man on my a no man on my a no man on my a no man on my a

[02:18:42] Yay.

[02:18:45] No more, no more, no more, yay.

[02:18:56] All his chats are combined now, yes sir.

[02:19:00] Yes they are.

[02:19:09] Hello, hello.

[02:19:12] the

[02:19:18] back after a long vacation

[02:19:22] welcome back.

[02:19:30] Much fit in summits are 32

[02:19:33] probably not.

[02:19:36] If I did it'd be like.

[02:19:39] level 15. Yeah, what what all

[02:19:54] do you get at level 15? Like

[02:19:56] what's the. Like how much how

[02:20:00] much does life get easier? Yeah,

[02:20:06] Yeah, I guess you could buy a lot of food

[02:20:11] We got the literal worst spawn in the entire game no exaggeration

[02:20:23] Shit

[02:20:29] We gotta go on semi

[02:20:36] There is a spawn up in front of us to our left, right?

[02:21:02] I don't think there is.

[02:21:33] Manu Manu Myay

[02:22:03] What I already red try

[02:22:19] To get to the car in the two ambulances

[02:22:23] That's the goal bar ambulance

[02:22:26] Amber Lance

[02:22:30] What the hell just yelled at me? I don't know. Keep shmoving

[02:22:39] Oh

[02:22:42] Ouch

[02:22:48] Get some stand back real quick

[02:22:56] Look, I didn't get any blades yet, amen.

[02:23:03] I wouldn't be able to stop it.

[02:23:23] On what?

[02:23:24] He just full autos and finds my face another bush-born.

[02:23:53] be full autos and just hits me in the eyes.

[02:24:00] I am the unluckiest man alive.

[02:24:04] I'm in so much pain.

[02:24:07] I don't understand what is happening.

[02:24:18] I don't understand.

[02:24:19] I don't get it.

[02:24:20] I don't get it.

[02:24:21] I don't get it.

[02:24:23] I don't get it, I don't get it.

[02:24:25] Everybody and their mom just full sprays

[02:24:28] and hits me in the face.

[02:24:29] I have died now four times,

[02:24:33] three times the people I don't see,

[02:24:36] all four times the headshots.

[02:24:39] What a wonderful day it is, what a wonderful day it is.

[02:24:44] What a wonderful day it is.

[02:24:45] Maybe I just turn that corner and start fucking burning.

[02:24:48] I don't know.

[02:24:50] I don't know.

[02:24:53] What do I bring? I don't know. I don't have any ammo for anything

[02:24:57] Maybe I go

[02:25:04] It's nine by 39, but I don't think can I buy SP five?

[02:25:09] No, I can't we can buy FMJ rounds

[02:25:23] We can go this M16, but I can't buy 556 because Nikita is retarded.

[02:25:28] Maybe we go MP9?

[02:25:30] Maybe we go MP9?

[02:25:36] Start slinging 9 million people?

[02:25:39] Hope for the best.

[02:25:46] Oh, okay.

[02:25:50] All right. What a joy. Okay. Um, have I 20 round mags? I can not. I cannot. I can buy

[02:26:05] 25 round mags. Let's go there. I feel like I shouldn't use this armor for what we're

[02:26:17] about to do although I don't think is this level four is in here it is level

[02:26:20] four is in here has level five side plates I don't know

[02:26:32] let's go there we'll go here do I have any grips I think I do

[02:26:41] I do not get shit shit I can put this on there so I can't it does have a mount oh nope

[02:26:57] that doesn't work either that doesn't work let me see something Chad is there any this

[02:27:07] should work. Yes, all right, cool. All right, we'll go here. I think this is going to be

[02:27:15] our baby until we hit level 15. I hate having to use this. What's a better helmet? The Fast

[02:27:27] and tear the bastion. Face mask would help? No. No, I am just getting Tarkov, my friend.

[02:27:40] Bastion is a better helmet? Okay, we'll wear the fast one. I'm just getting Tarkov this

[02:27:48] morning. I'm getting Tarkov, Tarkov, Tarkov. Everybody is full spraying their guns and

[02:27:54] Everybody is finding my face

[02:28:01] Alrighty try it

[02:28:06] We go again

[02:28:08] I'll tell you this much. I'm burning. I see somebody. I'm just gonna start blasting and hope for the best

[02:28:17] Is everything open up at 15 or is the spirit spread out Chad?

[02:28:21] Do you guys know does everything open up in the flea market, or do they still have the

[02:28:26] Stupid locks on stuff

[02:28:37] Still locks why?

[02:28:44] How do they do that

[02:28:51] The no no no I'm not talking about the quest locks I'm talking about the level locks like

[02:29:02] you can't buy scopes until level 35 shit on the market is that still a thing yes I hate

[02:29:17] that I do not like I do not like that I do not like

[02:29:26] and I don't like spotting in the worst fucking spot every game damn it man why

[02:29:35] do you hate me

[02:30:17] I'm shooting a little box. It looks like a Nerf gun.

[02:30:22] I bet whenever I shoot this, the bullets are gonna go to the fucking moon.

[02:30:26] MP5 low-key laser. MP5 is not terrible.

[02:30:56] I like the MP9 better. He has a faster fire rate, doesn't it?

[02:31:24] Are we winning

[02:31:26] I'd say it's about 30 70 30% winning 70% getting shot by motherfuckers in the bushes with bush

[02:31:34] born. I had no idea how popular bush born would be. I underestimated the Tarkov community.

[02:31:56] that's a scav, isn't it?

[02:32:06] two scavs

[02:32:17] Two schews

[02:32:25] That's not

[02:32:27] What the fuck are you doing?

[02:32:46] Makes me nervous how many bullets this guy just tanked in the fucking head with a tank helmet

[02:32:52] He tanked that many shots with a tank helmet

[02:32:57] Vaas

[02:33:02] He had fucking nods on

[02:33:12] We need to get out of this area we just magged up to get out here

[02:33:17] Or refill our bags a little farther down the way

[02:33:19] Well boys, do I have M882?

[02:33:28] Not a good bullet, boss.

[02:33:32] Very bad bullets, someone say.

[02:33:37] Two filler mags.

[02:33:47] goodness at the scale I mean that guy's head had to be rocking back and forth

[02:33:58] like a bobblehead as I was shooting him had to be

[02:34:17] Careful of cottages, yeah.

[02:34:43] Yeah, we marked an ambulance, we went in front of us.

[02:35:09] What we got here?

[02:35:20] Nothing?

[02:35:27] I just heard

[02:35:39] Is it the chainlit decent money?

[02:36:04] Is it?

[02:36:05] I remember the chain would be in money

[02:36:24] Yeah, I got no idea bro

[02:36:35] You have drops on for EFT which drops tomorrow right um I don't know I don't

[02:37:05] know if I'm gonna have drops or not I got no idea I got zero clue maybe I can

[02:37:13] message Apple and see if I do

[02:37:22] you got a streamer package I bet you have drops be message them and see

[02:37:35] It's a good thing this turned

[02:37:59] Oh, it's anyone who's streaming in the category tomorrow

[02:38:03] What kind of drops are there? Are they good?

[02:38:29] It's you gift subs for drops?

[02:38:31] Drops? Oh, bro, dude, we're fucking farming tomorrow, huh?

[02:38:35] Holy shit.

[02:38:38] It's a moon!

[02:38:45] What time do they start?

[02:38:59] 9 a.m.

[02:39:01] Alright, I'll be on a date.

[02:39:05] 8am, and we're streaming for Alva.

[02:39:21] Where's Peanuts? Probably sweeping.

[02:39:28] Probably sweeping, boss.

[02:39:31] or pooping. Yeah.

[02:39:41] Oh. Apple text me back.

[02:39:56] Okay, he said yeah, anyone who's in the category gets one.

[02:40:01] What a bumblebee! You bashing my ass!

[02:40:09] That reminds me to message him back so he doesn't think I hate him.

[02:40:13] Isn't this the other ambulance?

[02:40:23] Wait, isn't this the ambulance?

[02:40:27] Why can't I mark it?

[02:40:30] Oh my gosh, I only brought one marker.

[02:40:35] Somebody kill me.

[02:40:38] Kill me.

[02:40:39] Kill me right now.

[02:40:41] Oh my gosh.

[02:40:45] Somebody fucking kill me.

[02:40:50] Kill me?

[02:40:52] Put me out of my suffering.

[02:40:54] I can't believe I've done this.

[02:40:57] I can't believe you've done this.

[02:41:00] Oh my gosh.

[02:41:04] You gotta be jerking my Jimmy.

[02:41:07] Gotta be jerking, my Jimmy.

[02:41:13] Oh, well I'm sorry I didn't lock in.

[02:41:16] I've died 35 times.

[02:41:19] I'm trying.

[02:41:34] Boots.

[02:41:35] All right, we go grab that car. You gotta go grab that car

[02:41:41] We're gonna at least finish one quest. Oh

[02:41:46] My gosh or someone else going over there

[02:42:05] Onwards?

[02:42:26] shit too much oxygen how's your guy's wife been going chat y'all been having a

[02:42:42] good wipe or nah you've been getting your shit rocked you know what's funny is

[02:43:01] it's all the grass is always greener I remember before the recoil update I used

[02:43:08] to bitch till I was blue in the face. I know hutch bitching and you believe it? I never

[02:43:15] bitch. Anyways, I used to bitch till I was blue in the face about how ass the recoil

[02:43:22] was. I had no idea the moment that they made the recoil not stick in balls how much faster

[02:43:35] i was going to die

[02:43:37] i had no idea

[02:43:41] i'll have to grab that the right and i'm done

[02:43:45] bro ever since they made that update

[02:43:50] and ever since the recoil has been like everything's just pretty much shoots

[02:43:54] like a laser

[02:43:56] i swear i've died at headshots

[02:43:59] if i get in twenty fights i'm dying to a first bullet in the dome

[02:44:03] 19 of them or it's not even first bullet. It's like third bullet or second bullet full spray in my general location hits me in the face

[02:44:12] 19 out of 20 deaths

[02:44:16] Like nothing but Heddy's at all times

[02:44:21] And people just have way more patience than me man, I can't just sit in the bush with Bush born for an hour waiting for some unlucky

[02:44:31] Individual to walk in front of my sights

[02:44:33] Why'd you lose he fucking lost?

[02:44:46] Nice beautiful

[02:44:54] No, hey little kill we'll take it little kill sure sure sure

[02:45:04] You forgot the wait what message Apple back. Thank you

[02:45:25] Already

[02:45:27] Alright, alright. Hey, we made a little bit of money that way too, to be honest. To be honest.

[02:45:36] Eat that. Ooh!

[02:45:57] 165,000 you shouldn't have my man

[02:46:19] All righty, what is tasks tour and over PMC dog tags zero out of five

[02:46:37] But we know we got one how many PMC dog tags do I got we got we got five

[02:46:45] Rapper!

[02:47:15] All right convoys easy thank you prepper. I love you papa

[02:47:34] Oh

[02:47:37] Yeah, I'm taking you like no damn it

[02:47:44] Stop sipping your cup man, we know it's vodka. Oh

[02:47:49] No, okay. I don't want to really hate you. I

[02:47:53] Would rather die in real life than listen to any jokes proper has for me. I'm not gonna lie next song

[02:48:04] A cup is all right. We need to grab some makas. You got one more marker one more marker. That's it. That's all we got

[02:48:25] He was big and strong. I need more markers

[02:48:34] And I just spent $100,000 of what I don't have.

[02:48:38] Fuck!

[02:48:40] All around is to see if I...

[02:48:46] All righty.

[02:48:48] So, Access Terrap Group Facility.

[02:48:52] Learn how to escape.

[02:48:53] So we need to go to Locate, Entrance on Factory Streets,

[02:48:57] Obtain a Keycard, Collect, Require USD.

[02:49:00] Okay.

[02:49:01] So we got to go to Labs.

[02:49:03] That's what it wants us to do now.

[02:49:06] We should probably save this for peanut, no?

[02:49:08] So we can go to labs tonight together?

[02:49:21] Do you think I've caught up to P on the main storyline?

[02:49:23] I'm not sure.

[02:49:33] No way. Did he go to labs last

[02:49:43] night?

[02:49:51] by myself. All right we gotta find a key card. Let's go Mark to the last ambulance.

[02:49:57] Hopefully we get a good spawn this time.

[02:50:01] And then I think we might actually have to go, we might actually have to go

[02:50:09] do a scav run on streets and go and search finally Gavnitz for a lab's key card or hopefully spawn

[02:50:15] him with one.

[02:50:21] He never went to labs

[02:50:32] Boss I

[02:50:35] Guess you guys are right. Any way that I can get ahead. I'm just gonna die relentlessly whenever he gets on anyway

[02:50:42] So fuck it. You're not wrong at all

[02:50:46] I'm over here talking like peanuts gonna be a good thing

[02:50:51] Ha!

[02:50:57] Do do do do do do do do!

[02:51:04] How am I- how am I- I'm good!

[02:51:06] Just had an aneurysm. I'm good!

[02:51:09] Hangin' around.

[02:51:12] I'm great! My wife brought me food!

[02:51:15] Thank you! Thank you!

[02:51:21] Yes, can I have some drinks in a DC?

[02:51:25] Thank you.

[02:51:27] Nobody talk to me.

[02:51:29] Don't talk to me!

[02:51:34] Oh!

[02:51:36] Oh!

[02:51:41] Oh!

[02:51:45] God, you put a volcano in it!

[02:51:51] I forgot it was hot!

[02:52:21] No, it's my first meal today tell him

[02:52:33] You're supposed to have my back

[02:52:40] Get out get out you sold me out woman. Yes, this is my second meal. I had a couple McRiddle

[02:52:48] Son of a bitch! Three times? Are you jacking my shit? Three times? At this point I'm a

[02:53:06] Vietnam vet! I mean, times I can fucking spawn in Vietnam over here! God! The hell's going

[02:53:15] This one's worse than the other four times!

[02:53:21] P.S. Oh, it's been on my monitor.

[02:53:45] On the road again.

[02:53:48] Get on the road again.

[02:53:54] Just trying to not get shot in my buttocks again.

[02:54:01] I just can't wait to get on the road again.

[02:54:05] On the road again.

[02:54:09] I've been shot nine times.

[02:54:11] And all have found my case again.

[02:54:16] We're the best of friends, me and that 9mm bullet to my don'tski again.

[02:54:23] And again, I sit on the road again.

[02:54:32] Chad, I don't think we're gonna die another time the rest of the day.

[02:54:36] I'm putting it out into the world.

[02:54:38] I'm putting it out into the world so that maybe it would happen.

[02:54:48] Just maybe Nikita would stop dominating my bussy like he owns me, like I'm one of his

[02:54:59] pimped out hoes on the corner in Vegas.

[02:55:02] See? Just maybe. He will hold me, love me like I deserve.

[02:55:10] Hell, maybe I'll survive two raids in a row. I know. Crazy talk, given what has happened

[02:55:18] today. I forgot my wife brought me a DC. Hear that crack?

[02:55:29] That's the crack of freedom.

[02:55:41] Yo I'mma be real, I never thought that I'd be scared of the section over there to my

[02:55:45] right.

[02:55:47] This is typically like the safe zone on shoreline.

[02:55:50] You go over here, you're gonna be alright.

[02:55:54] Dammit!

[02:55:56] Nowadays, I come over here and I'm prepared for war.

[02:56:04] They have figured out my no-no square.

[02:56:07] Gentlemen, I want no issues.

[02:56:25] All I want to do is mark my second ambulance.

[02:56:34] That's it.

[02:56:35] That's all I want.

[02:56:37] Is that too much for a goober to ask for?

[02:56:41] Is that too much for somebody to want is to be able to mark his second ambulance

[02:56:47] So I can get off this God forsaken map.

[02:56:52] I actually like shorelines. Shoreline is not a bad map.

[02:56:56] It's just when you're anywhere, but inside the resort it is shit.

[02:57:07] He didn't see me I don't think.

[02:57:17] Bear.

[02:57:22] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

[02:57:33] Run for your lives!

[02:57:39] You get to live this time, sir.

[02:57:42] Maybe not.

[02:57:47] You get to live this time, sir.

[02:58:03] good shots that guy's probably dead guys probably dead

[02:58:29] It will assume he is no longer with us.

[02:58:36] Also, my wife brought me a fork instead of a spoon.

[02:58:41] She will be hearing about that later.

[02:58:44] Can't let that kind of stuff slide, Jeff.

[02:58:47] Damn.

[02:58:59] She had one job, I mean, that's what I'm saying.

[02:59:06] Luckily, this DC's crisp is keeping me under control.

[02:59:20] i hear something

[02:59:39] bitch

[02:59:46] onwards

[02:59:48] Onwards, my brothers!

[03:00:18] You know how to use an absolute puppy off stream to his wife?

[03:00:28] You don't know nothing.

[03:00:29] I'm a puppy on stream.

[03:00:31] Let's be honest with ourselves.

[03:00:32] This is what it is.

[03:00:37] Listen, when you get married you'll understand, okay?

[03:00:42] You can make the jokes.

[03:00:44] You can, yep.

[03:00:46] But when push comes to shove, yes, ma'am.

[03:00:50] Yes, ma'am.

[03:00:52] What did you need again?

[03:00:54] Yes, honey.

[03:00:56] No problem.

[03:00:59] Yep, absolutely.

[03:01:01] I would love to.

[03:01:03] Yes, I just got done streaming for 12 hours.

[03:01:06] Do I want to go for a walk?

[03:01:07] Sure, absolutely.

[03:01:09] Exactly what I was thinking.

[03:01:12] great idea honey well you want me to move a couch my back hurts so I would

[03:01:23] love to get the fuck out of here you are the couch now that's just alright

[03:01:35] Oh

[03:01:48] The rape

[03:01:50] BANG! BANG!

[03:02:07] Alright. Good.

[03:02:19] I'm going to go back to the

[03:02:26] camp.

[03:02:28] Some early belay.

[03:02:30] Now.

[03:02:32] He has to stay where I can't

[03:02:35] but they know.

[03:02:37] Now.

[03:02:39] We need to go to the convoy.

[03:02:41] And the use that camp.

[03:02:44] And we need to kill skies that

[03:02:46] It's a great song.

[03:02:58] Let me see here.

[03:03:15] We need to go and eat some food.

[03:03:19] I must eat my crackers.

[03:03:23] Is there still a Tashonka quest or no?

[03:03:26] Must I go and eat these Tashonkas?

[03:03:31] You hit that PMC seven times.

[03:04:01] That's all I'm shooting. I ain't shooting bullets right now.

[03:04:05] I'm shooting marshmallows from the marshmallow guns that they gave to the Boy Scouts.

[03:04:11] Ooh!

[03:04:23] Sing to them!

[03:04:25] If you need me, call me, no matter where you are.

[03:04:31] All right. That's all I need.

[03:04:55] All right, that's it.

[03:04:57] And I'll do it.

[03:04:58] We're doing three quests right now.

[03:05:00] Cool.

[03:05:04] I ain't, I ain't eating this French baguette.

[03:05:06] I know it sells for more.

[03:05:08] I ain't rich.

[03:05:11] We go on.

[03:05:14] Ain't no valley low enough.

[03:05:18] Ain't no river wide enough.

[03:05:21] Do I have to take off my helmet whenever I kill these scabs or not?

[03:05:25] No, just the armor, okay.

[03:05:55] Yes, I can prestige world wide, wide, wide.

[03:06:25] One, two, three, four!

[03:06:45] I know my playlist.

[03:06:54] Luke zero is better than that guy

[03:06:57] Give me the time out put him in the corner make him think about what he just said the audacity that he has

[03:07:09] Don't you ever slander a DC and him how dare you

[03:07:24] You

[03:07:54] Okay, let's go

[03:08:02] That reminds me of the whammy guy from Anchorman

[03:08:10] The whammy guy

[03:08:13] Wait, are you talking about the guy who cooked fried bats? Are you talking about that guy?

[03:08:19] Let's fucked up

[03:08:24] We're actually gonna have to run towards Shouts this game is what it is yeah, what it is

[03:08:36] Actually gonna pop some Vaseline the gots to got stuff

[03:08:47] That's players.

[03:09:09] he didn't die by the way he did die alright you know a part of me thought to

[03:09:34] myself he's gonna peak me but there's no way that he one taps me because I have

[03:09:45] been only shot in my face quite literally all day long so like there is a

[03:09:52] world where maybe with an unscoped mosa that I could maybe get shot somewhere

[03:10:02] other than my fucking nose my bad honestly how dare I assume that that is a

[03:10:12] possibility the audacity that's my bad guys honestly what a crazy thing what a

[03:10:22] fucked up crazy idea that I had and I deserved death I deserved to die I

[03:10:31] I deserved it. I deserved death. I deserved pain and suffering, thinking that just maybe

[03:10:42] that I wasn't going to be graced with a bullet to the face yet again. My bad. My bad. That's

[03:10:49] all me. Should have known better. I should have known better. Somebody shooting me not

[03:10:57] in my face. Who the fuck do I think I am? Ugh, the audacity of me. The audacity that

[03:11:06] I had to think that someone wasn't going to shoot me in the face from a hundred meters

[03:11:11] out with an unscoped mose inside peaking in less than a millisecond. Crazy. That's a crazy

[03:11:19] idea a full of crazy ideas and a crazy mentality stupid stupid stupid stupid

[03:11:30] and I ate my quest item sorry good name though what's up what what did I suck

[03:11:48] I'm sorry to thank you have a bigger head than summit. It's just this game, bro. Listen,

[03:11:56] there's one thing I've learned about this fucked up game. It's when when it's raining,

[03:12:03] it could be raining pussy and I would get hit in the face with a dick. And that's how

[03:12:08] parkov works. When it rains, it pours. It does not get better ever, ever. It's never,

[03:12:17] You're never going to have a day where you're thinking to yourself, man, I'm having a rough

[03:12:21] day, but I think the day's going to turn around.

[03:12:25] It doesn't exist.

[03:12:27] It doesn't exist.

[03:12:29] When it's bad, it will continue to be bad until you quit the game.

[03:12:35] GGs.

[03:12:36] GGs, bitch pusses.

[03:12:39] Smell ya later.

[03:12:41] Now there you think that you can, what in the fuck am I going to run dudes?

[03:12:47] I don't know what help, help, help me, help me, please God help me, where do I go?

[03:13:06] Pina makes this worse.

[03:13:07] Oh, are you, are you suggesting that the guy who ran a pistol whenever I ran my best

[03:13:14] kids in my stash literally the entire day for about seven hours yesterday until I quite literally

[03:13:22] ran out of all of my gear and then he decided to bring his best gear because quote unquote I'm now

[03:13:28] warmed up you think that he has something to do with it no I don't think so no no way no way

[03:13:39] No, it definitely has nothing to do with it for sure

[03:13:43] You're talking about the times I was pleading for help from my teammate who was three feet away from me

[03:13:48] And he didn't move a muscle he

[03:13:50] He has something no

[03:13:53] No, definitely not

[03:13:57] No, I don't think

[03:13:59] Could have been anybody

[03:14:02] Could have could have been anybody we got to sell some things the only choice we got right now

[03:14:09] We gots to sell some goodies

[03:14:14] You gotta be careful what we sell though because we're gonna need a lot of this

[03:14:23] We didn't milk cables

[03:14:27] We're gonna need some Jag Daniels, but I'll find some more I need money right now I

[03:14:33] Think we'll need this clock too, but fuck it

[03:14:35] That should be good for now.

[03:14:39] And then, again, I can run the M16 but I can't at this exact moment because I can't buy ammo.

[03:14:59] I can only buy M856, which is quite literally one of the worst rounds in the entire game.

[03:15:04] I could go 74U pilgrim rail to get dust cover, but I don't think I have a grit for any of

[03:15:14] my 74U, so it's kind of counterproductive as well.

[03:15:18] QVZ I have no ammo for.

[03:15:22] SR2M, no ammo for.

[03:15:34] You gotta run the 545 guns.

[03:15:36] Yeah, but again, like dude, it's a hundred thousand investment.

[03:15:42] It's 93k.

[03:15:43] Fuck it, Weeball.

[03:15:48] Fuck it, Weeball, we're better, luck him.

[03:15:53] We're better boys, we're better, we're better.

[03:15:56] We're better.

[03:15:57] We're better.

[03:15:58] Oh, we got some P.P. rounds as well, not bad.

[03:16:16] Got some P.P. rounds, that's good.

[03:16:18] I'm working hard to get my feel 15 as 17 nice one more time summer we eat some we lose

[03:16:42] Okay, that's all good. We got some good anatas. Good anata too. We got to bring it back pack

[03:16:48] So we can throw our shit in the bag

[03:16:52] Probably shoot the scabos

[03:16:55] Get a little turd bag

[03:16:58] Cool

[03:16:59] And I'm gonna be honest and you're not gonna like the words that are about to leave my mouth if it gets bad

[03:17:07] I'm talking bad bad

[03:17:09] I'm talking I'm talking bad bad you know what I mean we might have to sell the

[03:17:19] let X we might not have a choice now I don't want to sell that let X as much as

[03:17:28] you don't want me to sell the let X but at the same time we got to be real with

[03:17:33] ourselves. Hi. You're leaving. I love you, baby. Enjoy yourself.

[03:17:43] Don't stop!

[03:17:50] Just have shut up.

[03:18:05] We're fine.

[03:18:06] Listen when when we actually will get in gunfights that don't end in a

[03:18:12] SINGULAR bullet getting shot and me getting domed

[03:18:16] Will do fine

[03:18:18] Sadly, that's the only thing happening right now. I

[03:18:24] Am NOT kidding you I have died six times today and every

[03:18:29] Every single death has been me getting head shoted.

[03:18:34] I have not died to a singular cause other than a head shot.

[03:18:39] And out of all those head shots, not one of them was past the third bullet.

[03:18:44] It was just bone heady.

[03:18:46] Every fight that has been a prolonged fight, we have won.

[03:18:50] But not the head shot fight.

[03:18:54] Please look up your KD.

[03:18:56] Please see if you can find your penis.

[03:18:58] You haven't seen it in years, okay?

[03:18:59] Fuck you, shut up.

[03:19:16] Glass house?

[03:19:18] True, it is what it is.

[03:19:21] It's not because I'm fat, just because it's small.

[03:19:23] Now, everybody shut up!

[03:19:26] We got this!

[03:19:28] We got this, we got this, we got this, we got this, why is Hutch so angry?

[03:19:39] You got to be blind or stupid to ask me why I'm angry.

[03:19:45] I have been on for three hours and I have been insulted 3000 times.

[03:19:52] I'm in defense mode.

[03:19:53] I'm like a gorilla backed in a corner.

[03:19:55] I'm going to start swinging at some point.

[03:20:03] Lock in.

[03:20:04] Okay, all right.

[03:20:05] Lock in.

[03:20:06] Lock in.

[03:20:07] Lock in.

[03:20:08] Lock in.

[03:20:09] I'm not going to lie.

[03:20:10] I'm starting to feel my medication taking action.

[03:20:15] This is a good sign.

[03:20:18] We might be hitting flow state.

[03:20:20] We might be hitting flow state.

[03:20:30] Wonderful.

[03:21:00] I'm not shooting that.

[03:21:55] Let's talk about what we're thankful for.

[03:22:01] I'll start.

[03:22:03] I am thankful.

[03:22:24] We're being 30 seconds into this raid and still being alive.

[03:22:31] I am also thankful for being petite and good looking.

[03:22:40] Chat your turn.

[03:22:41] Go ahead.

[03:22:42] Oh, it's not two truths and a lie, you jackass.

[03:23:32] was a Norwegian owl

[03:24:26] What's going on fellas?

[03:24:31] Hey, what's happening over there?

[03:24:36] You scared me?

[03:24:39] That's not good for me, huh?

[03:24:49] I heard that mosey.

[03:24:51] I heard it.

[03:24:52] What about your boy?

[03:24:53] I know you got a boyfriend.

[03:24:54] No I don't!

[03:24:57] Were you about to say a slur? It's not Saturday hold it in.

[03:25:01] No.

[03:25:04] Listen man I just want to go on my way. I just want to go on my way.

[03:25:08] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This way and God bless that me. I...

[03:25:14] Oh shoot.

[03:25:15] That you smiled when you said that you bitch.

[03:25:24] You smiled when you said you weren't going to shoot.

[03:25:30] I don't know that guy.

[03:25:49] Nothing about this is good.

[03:25:54] I think it's our time to relocate.

[03:26:00] I think over there is death.

[03:26:12] Can I go up on this hill behind me chat and not blow up?

[03:26:36] Scary.

[03:26:38] i know i'm playing like a certified postmaster

[03:26:43] you haven't been what i've been through today okay

[03:26:47] you have never been through what i've been through

[03:26:50] okay

[03:26:54] you don't know

[03:26:55] you don't get it

[03:26:58] today has has has been humbling

[03:27:01] This is a good place.

[03:27:31] Is that a squirrel? What am I hearing?

[03:27:34] Is there mind right here?

[03:28:03] Is there mines?

[03:28:09] No.

[03:28:16] You have 5,000 hours? I don't play bitch-ass woods!

[03:28:33] I'm going to get a little bit of water, but I'm going to get a little bit of water.

[03:29:03] I don't know if those were scabos or players.

[03:29:09] I know the one in the scab, like this one.

[03:29:22] Where'd he just go?

[03:29:36] Probably just ran into the fucking bunker, bro.

[03:29:43] Oh, you liars.

[03:29:52] ok

[03:30:04] one

[03:30:15] he's want on it

[03:30:18] no grenades, no grenades

[03:30:22] I was the one that was closer.

[03:30:49] guy is and that guy's a raptor in the trees

[03:30:57] is that his head?

[03:31:19] What I finish I finish that one I need one more here

[03:31:37] And I need I do have to take the helmet off you fucking idiots

[03:32:07] I think I'm just going to come in with a pistol over that one, let me extract that.

[03:32:37] I gotta go.

[03:32:40] I gotta go across the map.

[03:33:07] Yeah, just keep running, running, running, running, running, running, running.

[03:33:24] Watch, does your titty slap you in the face when you do a jumping jack?

[03:33:47] It's not a good question.

[03:33:48] It's not a good question.

[03:33:50] It's not literally not a good question at all.

[03:33:54] I don't even know if I understand that question.

[03:33:57] I've told y'all in petite, I've said it a thousand times.

[03:34:02] I don't know how, what else I gotta say.

[03:34:50] I think I hate these headphones I have never heard herds so loud in my life

[03:35:09] I

[03:35:19] So good hi, I heard the blood working back good, baby

[03:35:27] Yeah, he's so good he's so good

[03:36:09] We are marching our way out of woods.

[03:36:17] We have finished multiple quests.

[03:36:25] Got a good raid so far.

[03:36:27] Oh $10,000, $10,000, $10,000 Ruben, please be a decked out M4 with a 60 round mag full

[03:36:48] of MA5581 close

[03:36:54] Oh dude listen bro I I'm gonna be honest if I saw a peanut in real life

[03:37:22] Tomorrow I would beat the hell out of them for making me pick this stupid lucky perk, bro

[03:37:30] In no way shape or form have I at all this entire wife been like damn I feel lucky

[03:37:39] It doesn't happen. I

[03:37:42] Would it be lucky boss? I

[03:37:46] Want to be I want to be lucky boss. I

[03:37:49] I hate him. I hate him.

[03:37:55] He has screwed me in more ways than anyone ever.

[03:37:59] ever.

[03:38:13] I got Dr. Jekyll with a scaffold following me around just cutting me any time I bleed

[03:38:21] at all for Lucky.

[03:38:25] And you know, you know Nikita, and Demetri, and Vladimir, and Apple, they were all sitting

[03:38:33] in a room thinking, how can we fuck over everybody?

[03:38:38] I have an idea, let's add a perk called Lucky.

[03:38:42] It won't do literally anything, but maybe, just maybe, there's a group of absolute idiots

[03:38:54] That will think that's worth it, you know?

[03:39:03] And I was those idiots.

[03:39:11] There's been a murder.

[03:39:21] Oh.

[03:39:24] I'm a little lucky.

[03:39:35] Oh, yeah.

[03:39:36] Come on, fuck it. Stand up. Run up.

[03:39:40] Ooh!

[03:39:42] Well, shit.

[03:39:44] I

[03:39:52] Ain't that some shit, huh?

[03:39:59] Are you going boss

[03:40:14] Okay, is that two or three scabs now?

[03:40:39] Two?

[03:40:41] scabs running simulator now this is just woods bro you gotta do shit like this

[03:40:57] it's welcome to the game of Tarkov man it feels like that because everybody's

[03:41:03] questing once everybody gets these quests done and you hit like the PvP

[03:41:10] quest areas then it starts getting crazy but right now we just everybody's just

[03:41:16] doing a lot of bullshit so it just feels that way

[03:41:25] I didn't have this level 5 armor and the other goodies I'd probably go over to

[03:41:32] scav cam but I got some cigarettes I got the level five I think we reset

[03:41:47] how bored am I what this is the most bored I am whenever I play escape from

[03:41:57] Tarkov is whenever I don't have things to do. Going into raids with like quests and an objective,

[03:42:06] I'm never bored. I get more bored whenever I'm running around just doing nothing but PvPing

[03:42:14] and that PvP means absolutely nothing because I have everything unlocked. That's whenever I get bored.

[03:42:27] Alright two quests done. Boom. Wowzers. Rishala. Limit of PMC. See? There's a little

[03:42:38] PMC objective. Locate X fill. Okay it's factory key.

[03:42:46] Scabs over 40 meters away with a bolt X rifle with iron sights. Wow we did finish

[03:42:54] Three quests dude. WS are we level 15? We're not not yet

[03:43:02] Is this the one you need a key for is this the one you can grab through a window

[03:43:14] This is through the window

[03:43:18] Cool

[03:43:20] Got some Mosans

[03:43:24] We got some money and we got bunkhouse to store. This is the store the shit, right?

[03:43:32] You got a bunch of cigarettes we got MA 55 which is huge

[03:43:39] Very nice you got this cool scope

[03:43:45] All right, so I think what we do is

[03:43:48] is. The fucking ETG, we just don't have anything I actually care about to burn an ETG for.

[03:44:00] We'll have that, take off the shroud mask, we can sell that. So Customs I think is the

[03:44:08] place to be for us boys. I think Customs is the place to be. We have so many Customs

[03:44:14] quests. We need to kill three players inside of dorms. We need to kill Rishala. We need

[03:44:23] the briefcase. Where's this briefcase at again? This is inside of 114 in two story,

[03:44:30] right? I don't know where the wallet is. Hand over any three drinking water items found

[03:44:37] and raid I do that right now no I don't have it do I don't have any found in

[03:44:48] raid drinking items I mustn't drink at all shit okay um

[03:45:00] where am I at with my skills 18,000 so one good raid and we're 15 which is

[03:45:06] Freakin' awesome.

[03:45:09] Mmm, I'm gonna have to buy some crackers.

[03:45:17] For 50,000 Rupees!

[03:45:20] Goodness!

[03:45:26] Look at the energy it gives us, bro.

[03:45:28] This therapist is a hoe.

[03:45:30] I hate her!

[03:45:32] I hate this woman!

[03:45:36] All right, screw this, it's the only one we have there.

[03:45:46] We're going to cushy.

[03:45:47] We're going to cushy.

[03:45:48] We also need to bring an extra mag, because I think there's a chance we get into some

[03:45:55] chaos.

[03:45:56] up up up cool um uh honestly we'll bring a proper tall instead of morphine since we're

[03:46:16] not bringing an ATG we got our bunkhouse key for the storing of the item all right good

[03:46:23] Good luck us boys. Time not to suck.

[03:46:28] Let's go.

[03:46:35] I mean that cracker better have some caviar on it if it's going to cost that much and it doesn't because it's a scam.

[03:46:50] Have I found out what I'm allergic to yet? No, sir. I have not. I have not.

[03:47:05] Do-dee-do-dee-do-dee-do-dee

[03:47:10] See I don't like that. You don't like not knowing.

[03:47:13] I'm mixed I'm mixed in my opinion when it comes to that because it's like half of me is happy that I'm not allergic to anything early on right

[03:47:24] I'm not allergic to proper towels. I'm not allergic to basic painkillers

[03:47:28] I'm not allergic to any of that shit, which I'm thankful for

[03:47:34] The other part of me is like I would like to know what I am allergic to so I can mentally prepare for it

[03:47:41] So, I don't know. I'm happy I'm not, but at the same time, I'm definitely nervous. I am definitely nervous of what it could be.

[03:47:53] I'm definitely nervous. God, if it's a mule stem, bro. If it's a mule stem, oh my God. Oh my gosh.

[03:48:08] I would suck so bad that would suck so bad that would suck absolute Johnny

[03:48:19] Yeah, exactly like dude, I could be lemon and be allergic to water, bro. You know, it's it's a there's it's always worse things

[03:48:30] Like that dude that is so brutal

[03:48:33] It still cracks me up just thinking about him having a water allergy

[03:48:38] I got rabies. Fuckin'.

[03:49:08] All right, we need Rashalla, we need his pistol, we need three player kills, we'll loot all

[03:49:28] of dorms third and two-story and then hopefully... oh shi-balls

[03:49:58] That's insanity.

[03:50:15] That's absolutely terrible.

[03:50:23] Rashallah might be over there.

[03:50:37] He didn't even have a helmet.

[03:50:53] Damn

[03:51:07] We'll leave him out there our alarm clock blew it up boys

[03:51:20] 203

[03:51:22] doesn't help me holding car key grab golden zippo and left that is if someone

[03:51:33] grabs it I can't go in there and grab it right

[03:51:37] No, you can't.

[03:51:48] Habankey.

[03:51:50] Wait, is this a quest item?

[03:51:55] I should have brought my key ring.

[03:52:25] I

[03:52:32] Wish us a scab we heard I wonder why it makes you stand up now. I hate that bro

[03:52:42] Like you already locked us in the looting animation why why make us stand up makes no sense

[03:52:55] I mean I know, I know it's been like that for a while, I'm just saying I don't like it.

[03:53:06] It's been like that for a while, don't mean it should be, bitch.

[03:53:43] we can get. Some hawk. Why don't I find a let-ex? I don't got words for you. I don't

[03:54:08] have words for you I don't have nothing to say to you what is this quest item

[03:54:38] When am I gonna start doing the hideout?

[03:54:49] Well, to be honest with you, I never do the hideout.

[03:54:57] Maybe I should start.

[03:54:58] blyat!

[03:55:00] our guy is down here!

[03:55:08] there you go, bitch!

[03:55:10] where are you shooting from?

[03:55:15] there's a player outside

[03:55:20] player outside on the other side

[03:55:23] I'm gonna make my way over to three

[03:55:28] Let's see if we can get that item that that guy, that quest item that that guy just grabbed.

[03:55:44] Perfect.

[03:55:46] Perfect.

[03:55:52] Can you not run out of this window anymore?

[03:55:55] Is this the wrong one?

[03:55:57] It is the wrong one.

[03:56:16] I'm just taking our time, boys.

[03:56:29] No sense in rushing.

[03:56:30] We've got to kill people here anyways.

[03:56:39] Windows keep shrinking.

[03:56:40] Do you think they actually do?

[03:56:43] Is there a window shrinking conspiracy theory?

[03:56:47] We're looking for a lab ski card as well right now, other than just cigarettes.

[03:56:51] We would love some lab ski cards, that'd be very nice.

[03:56:58] I think you're just getting fatter, okay.

[03:57:03] Alright then, boss.

[03:57:10] I

[03:57:35] Was I

[03:57:37] Take this, later.

[03:57:43] Nice backpack on that guy.

[03:57:57] Very nice backpack, very nice.

[03:58:01] Very nice indeed.

[03:58:06] up this

[03:58:29] good hat mask on, good comps

[03:58:36] Oh nice.

[03:58:49] And these.

[03:58:55] FMJ? Yeah.

[03:59:06] Oh yeah, I didn't grab that backpack, shit.

[03:59:10] Do we need spark plugs?

[03:59:14] Yes, got it.

[03:59:55] I hear something one of what he's doing out there

[04:00:08] Eating drank the comps

[04:00:25] Mods, apparently a guy spamming the N word in the kick chat.

[04:00:48] Can we smite him please?

[04:00:55] Orfebor?

[04:00:56] Machineriki.

[04:00:57] Nice.

[04:01:00] Oh wait, this is a quest room.

[04:01:12] What key is this?

[04:01:14] 203.

[04:01:15] Wait, isn't 203 a quest room?

[04:01:17] question? Oh no. Sheesh! Alright, I have a feeling I'm going to be allergic. I have

[04:01:33] to check. Oh, I'm good. Aquamarie, not allergic.

[04:02:03] I mean, what did the pistol guy come in here and open?

[04:02:13] I'm confused.

[04:02:16] What the hell could he have come in here for?

[04:02:26] Oh, grab a machinery key for Pock-A-Watch, but I got machinery key.

[04:02:41] Oh, they're going to have multiple keys in both jackets.

[04:02:55] I know, imagine your day, you wake up, you ask your mom to make you some hot pockets,

[04:03:08] and then you just go in as many kickchats as you possibly can, and spam the N-word.

[04:03:15] I mean, bro, that guy, that's a soon-to-be doctor.

[04:03:21] You know?

[04:03:23] a guy who went to college multiple degrees, multiple degrees. I mean, just that right

[04:03:35] there is a level of success that I don't know if any of us will ever truly understand.

[04:03:43] you know? I mean, yeah, that's, wow. Wow. A genius, if you may. A genius. Did I say scholar?

[04:04:04] Well, we're just, like I said, I'm trying to move as slow as possible through these

[04:04:13] dorms to give people time to come over here late in the rain, because it's typically what

[04:04:18] people do for these quests, but we're starting to think no one's going to come over here.

[04:04:25] Also, the good news about moving so slow is, is where we're going to go grab our quest

[04:04:31] item, Matt.

[04:04:33] pretty much right where you're hearing those bullets so forget what I was going to say let's go grab that shit

[04:05:03] Do we need two you shockers or one? Anybody know

[04:05:16] Beautiful

[04:05:21] Yeah, a lot of items that we need

[04:05:24] If you're just a moment, we're gonna make some room shrink all this my allergic to juice

[04:05:33] No juice allergy.

[04:05:42] All right, that's good.

[04:05:45] Am I allergic to herrings?

[04:05:52] No herring allergy.

[04:05:55] Okay.

[04:05:58] I mean, I truly, I'm starting to get a little scared that it's going to be nothing but

[04:06:07] stem allergies.

[04:06:10] I can't lie.

[04:06:14] I cannot lie.

[04:06:15] I'm starting to get pretty scared that it's going to be nothing but allergies to stems.

[04:06:27] It's going to be all stems, bro.

[04:06:37] For those who don't know how I play this game, if I have a triple stem allergy, boys, that

[04:06:45] is detrimental.

[04:06:48] That is, for me, that is as bad as it gets.

[04:06:53] I mean I am a prophet called ETG's a goose and every type of sin that exists enjoyer.

[04:07:14] If I'm allergic to Trimadol, oh my god.

[04:07:23] That would be a tragedy.

[04:07:28] We're in top five places I don't want to be currently.

[04:07:48] I've said this before but I'm going to say it again because I always get mixed opinions.

[04:07:52] do you guys like or dislike the new area on the map please suck please suck please

[04:08:06] suck please suck please suck we got to go in here sucks what it is what it is

[04:08:22] and

[04:09:04] I

[04:09:26] Fuck you shot me

[04:09:28] Oh my god.

[04:09:46] Upstairs to the left.

[04:09:48] Oh fuck that guy.

[04:09:50] I ain't going back up there.

[04:09:52] Yeah, this motherfucker.

[04:09:58] I hate it. I absolutely, I absolutely hate the new area on Customs.

[04:10:06] I feel like they took an area that was pretty, I was like, I don't want to say calm, but was like pretty up and down, your fights are going to be pretty consistent.

[04:10:17] and they turned it into everywhere over there has height or a window that's

[04:10:24] looking at it there's a thousand angles to check you cannot run around because

[04:10:33] someone is just gonna stop looting something and then look through a window

[04:10:37] to kill you like I think that area sucks I don't like it I used to enjoy going to

[04:10:44] stronghold now it's like dude I don't want to be on that side of the map dorms

[04:10:49] is still key love dorms love the dorms fighting love the dorms PvP no

[04:10:55] complaints there but that whole side of the map all those new buildings just a

[04:11:02] rat heaven bro too many angles for your boy to enjoy

[04:11:14] yeah but I think like even rats don't really like it because there's not I feel

[04:11:22] like even if you do enjoy ratting like you enjoy having that like one spot that

[04:11:29] kind of overlooks and there's only really one way to get there like like

[04:11:33] reserve fungus you know like reserve I understand you know I thought I had the

[04:11:40] place that shit in here now? Is this not where I have to place the quest? No, this is Zippo.

[04:11:52] Oh, I just have to turn it in.

[04:11:54] Oh, okay.

[04:11:56] Whoops.

[04:12:03] Got a little confused there.

[04:12:22] good raid very good very good little slow but we achieved we achieved we

[04:12:40] conquered we achieved we conquered 22 more kills as well which was nice

[04:12:47] You remember what happened with Nick and Tarkov I think he had some things that came up on Monday

[04:12:56] And he probably just made plans for apex today. I'm not too sure bro

[04:13:02] It's all good

[04:13:12] Liquor store all here it is

[04:13:17] There's pocket watch

[04:13:26] Time to go do pocket watch we pocket watching

[04:13:38] Ready to do dirty dirty dirty dirty, uh, let me see here

[04:13:46] There, so I need two more kills, where is, let me drink all this down to wonder and then

[04:13:58] we give it, where is that at?

[04:14:04] Aqua to my eye, where are you?

[04:14:09] There we go, 36.

[04:14:14] And then we go here, have that wonder ability aqua, beautiful, very nice, perfect.

[04:14:31] We got here, woods, motor controllers and Tiger Safari, cool.

[04:14:39] We got a shit ton of sigs very good

[04:14:44] We got this for you good sir, and now we need a ski hat, okay

[04:14:52] And we got these you shakas which is nice we need one more cowboy hat and that's done

[04:14:57] All right, we got a bunch of ground zero quests I chat am I the only one I know I've just talked

[04:15:10] about hating something but I'm gonna talk about it again by the only one who hates ground zero or

[04:15:14] that popular opinion as well. No? Okay, cool. I get a ground zero quest, I'm just like,

[04:15:32] Oh, fuck!

[04:15:47] I got top load all these mags, boys.

[04:16:02] Cool, all the mags are top-loaded, that's good as well, we're good on food, good on

[04:16:12] water we need one, nice, we got green flare, nice, we got machinery key for the pocket

[04:16:18] watch, nice, I think we're good.

[04:16:22] Yeah, all I got, all I'm asking is for a little respect, eh, baby.

[04:16:34] Find out from traders more about the connection with the terror group.

[04:16:38] Who do I need to talk to for that?

[04:16:44] I'm going in like that.

[04:16:49] I'm not you.

[04:16:52] Does anyone know who I got to talk to for this?

[04:16:59] Mechanic.

[04:17:00] Thank you, boys.

[04:17:03] No, no, I'm good.

[04:17:07] I'm good.

[04:17:08] I'm enjoying cellos.

[04:17:09] A few years ago, actually, I didn't. Sometimes it seems to me that I was caught yesterday. I don't know. Nothing complicated. Don't worry. The northern part of ours. Don't forget the door for yourself.

[04:17:39] that's for what's it called mode okay um that's all good we'll bring it back pack

[04:17:46] why not prepare this a half mask 203 key all right cool are we good we just need

[04:17:59] food and water right there's water and there's food

[04:18:09] Beautiful. We go again!

[04:18:13] Hopefully we get a good spawn.

[04:18:16] No, I haven't done any hideout. I've literally not touched the hideout a singular time.

[04:18:25] Not at all. Not at all.

[04:18:39] Trey is already level 25.

[04:18:47] What an animal.

[04:18:53] You don't like customs?

[04:18:54] Believe it or not, once upon a time in a land far, far away, customs was the goaded map.

[04:19:02] But sadly, yeah, with this update, it's pretty us.

[04:19:11] I would say the best maps in the game currently are probably labs, reserve, interchanges ass,

[04:19:28] that. I mean, it's a lot of

[04:19:34] houses. Shouldn't be a thing.

[04:19:38] Shoreline Resort is fun, but

[04:19:39] everything else is bad.

[04:19:48] Yeah, I'd probably put streets

[04:19:49] up there, but I do. You know,

[04:19:53] it's funny. Ever since streets

[04:19:54] even came out, I have probably

[04:19:57] Well, reserve sucks until you have Red Rebel.

[04:20:16] Once you have Red Rebel, reserve's a great map.

[04:20:20] But until you have Red Rebel, it is us.

[04:20:24] But I'm not gonna go play reserve and bring good shit until I have Red Rebel parricord

[04:20:38] How's the rage going

[04:20:40] To be honest big dog back and forth bro

[04:20:44] Back and forth. We have a couple good raids and we get shot in our face. We have a couple good raids and we get shot in our face

[04:20:50] we have died like seven times today all seven deaths has been one bullet to our

[04:20:56] face every single time

[04:21:20] So our goal here is we're going to get the pocket watch, then hopefully we'll loot all

[04:21:33] that machinery area on the backside of that area, like right next to the extract, and

[04:21:39] then leave.

[04:21:40] That's our goal.

[04:21:41] We need to kill two scabs as well.

[04:21:49] That is our goal my friends, that's it's our goal, we'll see if we can do it.

[04:21:54] Oh, and mark one tiger tank, good coms.

[04:22:00] Crazy how bad Twitch has gotten with ads, remember man we are live on YouTube and kick

[04:22:07] as well, YouTube has a lot less ads, kick has absolutely no ads.

[04:22:13] you do have options

[04:22:43] So, I'm going to go back to my room and take a look at some of the things that I've been doing for the past couple of years.

[04:22:53] I'm going to go back to my room and take a look at some of the things that I've been doing for the past couple of years.

[04:23:33] all right come on I just realized how fucking bad this area is we got

[04:24:03] Windows behind us. We got windows to the right of us. We got the long peak. I mean this is terrible. Oh

[04:24:10] My god, they may pocket watch even worse than I thought they could

[04:24:14] Get the hell out of here

[04:24:19] That right there gentlemen for those you don't play Tarkov that is a famous quest

[04:24:26] Anyone who's played Tarkov and has played it for a very long time

[04:24:29] everybody has a pocket watch story. Literally everyone.

[04:24:44] I do not want to go over there, that guy's holding height.

[04:24:59] We're not gonna do the dorms TVP kills because we do have we were able to get the pocket watch so we are just gonna cruise on past that

[04:25:22] Someone right next to me left to send me probably

[04:25:24] That's PockaWash, this is a live raid, holy.

[04:25:54] Why? Because before there was a lot more quests in the game, Pocket Watch was like literally

[04:26:08] one of the first quests that you would do. And when, you know, especially like when

[04:26:19] And this game was really popping.

[04:26:22] I mean you had thousands of people.

[04:26:25] Every raid, the entire raid was trying to get to that pocket watch because in Tarkov,

[04:26:31] the faster you quest, especially back then, the faster you get good ammo, good guns, play

[04:26:38] market, and you just get so far ahead of everyone else that it's just, you know, you're playing

[04:26:43] the game on easy mode.

[04:26:46] The pocket watches was one of those introductory quests where you had to do it in order to

[04:26:54] get the other quests.

[04:26:57] So the longer it took you to get pocket watch, the longer it took you to get everything else

[04:27:01] in the game.

[04:27:02] And you would go there, bro, and I'm not kidding you and Chat who were there, they'll

[04:27:07] have my back on this.

[04:27:09] It was like your team versus every other team in the map, whoever wins got that pocket watch.

[04:27:17] And I guarantee you there's people in here, put a one in the chat if you weren't one of

[04:27:21] those where it took you literal days to get your pocket watch.

[04:27:26] I remember when me and Summit, we were playing and it was pocket watch, it was the Christmas

[04:27:32] update and it took us I want to say it was like two hours to get our quest and

[04:27:41] we were legitimately having a mental breakdown and just bitching at astronomical

[04:27:52] levels of bitching about this fucking pocket watch I mean we were losing our

[04:27:58] minds. I mean bro, it was terrible. Like you're sitting there, you know you have to do it.

[04:28:06] Like there's no getting around it, there's no skipping it. You had to get it done and you are

[04:28:12] just getting your pussy beaten every step of the way while you're trying to get it done.

[04:28:19] I mean it was absolutely terrible. Everything about it. There wasn't a good thing about

[04:28:26] pocket watch unless you were one of the people who got it done fast

[04:28:39] nervous about these windows

[04:28:43] fuck out of my lobby

[04:29:03] thank you scab

[04:29:22] we have someone else coming I think

[04:29:33] No, I don't think to do a very well could be.

[04:29:49] I think that guy might be somewhat large.

[04:30:00] Oh, yeah, baby, it's not huge, but he isn't small either.

[04:30:46] someone at the extract fuck me bro

[04:31:07] what the hell he was packing

[04:31:18] I only wear one.

[04:31:43] All right, no more running for us and there might be someone at the extract.

[04:32:08] I'm going to pop a little vasolina.

[04:32:11] We're gonna eat our beans. We're gonna drink our water and then we're gonna go

[04:32:41] Oh, yeah, that scav, that aggroed him, clutched up for us, told us exactly where that guy

[04:32:58] was, which is so nice.

[04:33:04] That's done.

[04:33:05] Okay, I think Nick is done as well, gotta leave.

[04:33:10] I have a fucking extra camper in the trees.

[04:33:40] Is that an extract camper in the trees that shot at us? Did we just get extremely lucky?

[04:33:45] Whoa

[04:33:47] Nice rain. Holy shit. Oh

[04:33:52] Whoo, we'll take it that level 15 it is gonna be level 15, but the three quests we're turning in

[04:34:02] Yeah, yeah

[04:34:10] And no must do I do I really don't want to

[04:34:30] Yep.

[04:34:31] Oh my gosh, we made it!

[04:34:36] Yes!

[04:35:06] What is this quest what's.

[04:35:31] Oh rewarded next tasks. I'm stupid. Don't talk to me by my side.

[04:35:51] I'm stupid.

[04:35:53] In the sun.

[04:35:56] On that low.

[04:35:57] Little bit of MA56A won't.

[04:36:01] You make me old man.

[04:36:04] Pimpin' him, pimpin' him, pimpin' him, pimpin' him, pimpin' him.

[04:36:10] All right, cool.

[04:36:13] We're turning it around, boys.

[04:36:15] Level 15.

[04:36:17] Unload.

[04:36:19] level 15! Hello! Stash the therapist's letter at the reception desk on the

[04:36:25] second floor of the tear groups office on ground zero. Good! Nass! Holy...

[04:36:33] No, no, I don't want to move to my task. Shit. No, fuck you. Fuck you, die.

[04:36:39] All right, um

[04:36:44] Okay, so we got a couple old choices here

[04:36:50] We need kills with the MP5

[04:36:56] We need Rasala

[04:37:00] We need to interchange shit which I think I can buy this key for now, right?

[04:37:05] Which might be worth we have a shit ton of ground zeros. I think what I might do is is maybe we go buy the dorm skis

[04:37:18] We need three kills we need Rashallah

[04:37:25] Where skiers wallet at where's that when he won what is that no it's two

[04:37:31] 212 is 218 222.

[04:37:44] Fuck you.

[04:37:50] I'm not.

[04:37:52] We need motor controllers on woods.

[04:37:57] Woods and shoreline.

[04:38:01] transit from customs to shoreline

[04:38:05] or cigarettes

[04:38:10] I can't afford a Ferrari

[04:38:13] I can't make it what you dare

[04:38:16] eliminate

[04:38:18] 15 p.m. C's

[04:38:20] Yeah, all right. I'm not worried about that. I thought that was five p.m. C's. That's the grenades. That's five anything

[04:38:26] 15 p.m. C's bro. Yeah, right

[04:38:29] with an mp5 fuck you but I mean how expensive are those actually once I got

[04:38:39] I still have peacekeeper level one we just don't we need to do peacekeeper tasks

[04:38:46] oh these are both home woods one of these are at the camp and where's the other one

[04:38:56] where is the, where do I stash the hose? Is that inside the, is that inside Crack House?

[04:39:07] Crack House second floor? Maybe we do do that. We need to, we need to level him. That right

[04:39:23] there is ammo we need it so we'll go here

[04:39:30] refresh this machinery key we might be able to sell this you see how much are

[04:39:38] people buying this bitch for

[04:39:44] oh you can't you can't sell the machinery okay damn

[04:39:53] It's not one 12.

[04:39:55] What's the key that we need for water?

[04:39:57] Does anyone know?

[04:39:59] Is it two, two, two, two?

[04:40:05] Level 25 to buy or sell keys.

[04:40:10] Why is that a thing?

[04:40:12] Pro Nikita, why do you hate us?

[04:40:19] Why do you hate us?

[04:40:21] 25 for the

[04:40:27] 20 for helmets.

[04:40:31] 25 for storage containers.

[04:40:39] What ammo can I get 25 for ammo

[04:40:42] packs?

[04:40:50] We can buy 556 though, right and may 55 pro

[04:40:56] bro

[04:40:58] No, we have to level peacekeeper up. That's what that is. Okay

[04:41:02] So we got the hose

[04:41:04] They ain't never loyal. We go stash the hose. That's gonna do us a little bit. Let's go stash the hose

[04:41:13] So basically what you're telling me chat is that the only thing that I just unlocked

[04:41:19] After all the excitement that I had, literally the only thing I unlocked was that I can now get food from the auction house.

[04:41:29] Am I missing anything?

[04:41:35] MA55 is Peacekeeper 3.

[04:41:38] Oh my gosh.

[04:41:49] I

[04:42:00] Get icebreaker, I

[04:42:04] Mean that is an angle we could we could just

[04:42:09] Icebreakers boring bro. That's the problem with it man icebreaker is just fucking resident sleeper

[04:42:15] You just do it a hundred times.

[04:42:17] I'm gonna go use the restroom really quick.

[04:42:18] Give me one second.

[04:42:45] you

[04:43:15] you

[04:43:45] Where are we at oh my gosh I'm so happy I'm back oh I could have been terrible

[04:44:35] Dancing in the moonlight, everybody's...

[04:45:05] What the fuck are you already here?

[04:45:32] impossible for me to die and not get shot in the fucking face with a shotgun from 15 feet away.

[04:45:43] Not even 15! A fucking football field! What is the bullet? What is the bullet? What's the bullet?

[04:45:54] It's... What?!

[04:45:56] You're the shotgun!

[04:46:00] This game fucking blows major horse cock and I hate it!

[04:46:04] It's not true. I like this game a lot.

[04:46:07] Ohhhh!

[04:46:09] Nine for nine! Nine deaths! Nine heady deaths!

[04:46:14] Really keeping those numbers up, gentlemen. It's going great.

[04:46:18] It's going fucking fantastic right now.

[04:46:21] oh my god kill me kill me kill me kill me fucking kill me I am in hell oh another

[04:46:33] Heady another first bullet fucking heady. Oh my god, bro

[04:46:49] In six two is good, isn't it?

[04:46:51] That is in the moon, I had to grab that whisper we have no more ammo there we'll just grab

[04:47:19] that. Grab a backpack. Good thing is we didn't lose anything. That AK did his job. We got a lot of

[04:47:26] quests done with it.

[04:47:39] Alrighty, everything's good there. Do I have any other

[04:47:42] other chests. Shouldn't I, I should put these plates in this rig because it has extra protection,

[04:47:54] right? Because it has the padded protection as well. Yeah, don't think I'm...

[04:48:09] I mean I'm gonna be honest it doesn't matter it doesn't it doesn't matter

[04:48:38] what armor I'm wearing. It really doesn't. I have yet to be shot in the armor today and I just it just doesn't happen.

[04:48:48] Everybody in this game just shoots headshots. It's the most insane thing that has ever I've ever seen in my entire life.

[04:48:57] You can go and play Counter Strike Global Offensive at the highest level and you will die more to headshots in this game than you will in that game.

[04:49:37] will be definitely different

[04:49:55] now. It's not cheaters. I have

[04:49:59] it. I do it cheater all day.

[04:50:01] It's just this game is.

[04:50:03] Incredibly easy just to full

[04:50:04] spray your gun and land a bullet

[04:50:06] the time I have been head shot and I'm back in the lobby. I haven't gotten to at all in

[04:50:11] any of the fights, I just get instantly blacked. Don't slow walk. I don't know if that's the

[04:50:29] Okay, I don't know if them not knowing where I'm at is the problem.

[04:50:37] I just can't believe I heard that guy on behind them.

[04:50:40] He turns around, perfect timing, sees me, ADS is one tap.

[04:50:45] That is so fucking crazy, man.

[04:50:59] It might be inside of the gas station and my guy refuses to jump yet.

[04:51:28] that guy's at train tracks moving in the stronghold

[04:51:47] no angle right here

[04:52:28] No, I used the codes. I've lost all that too. I've been getting my shit raw dog today.

[04:52:52] I've died almost double digit times and I have yet to die a singular time to more than

[04:52:59] three bullets being fired at me and one of those three bullets hitting me and my chinny

[04:53:04] chin chin.

[04:53:05] I've died to a headshot every single death today and the first two to three bullets shot

[04:53:11] out of the enemy's gun.

[04:53:13] It has been hell.

[04:53:16] Absolute hell today.

[04:53:18] I don't know who these people are.

[04:53:21] I don't think any of them has felt the warm embrace of a woman in quite some time.

[04:53:27] They are just individuals who have not stopped playing Tarkov since the conception of the

[04:53:34] game or are individuals who have played nothing but arena every single day for the last since

[04:53:44] it came out.

[04:53:45] That's the people I've been running into and I cannot get away from them.

[04:53:51] Not every map, they're just demons everywhere.

[04:54:21] What's going on up there, partner?

[04:54:36] How you doing?

[04:54:47] of

[04:54:54] of

[04:54:57] of

[04:55:01] of

[04:55:06] of

[04:55:15] other fuckers

[04:55:39] We won one. Holy shit, it's possible. You know, it's crazy what happens when we are

[04:55:55] in a close-up environment and we don't instantly get shot in the fucking head, isn't it? Isn't

[04:56:02] When a fight gets to develop for more than a quarter of a millisecond.

[04:56:10] God, it's a great game. That's a lot. That was fun!

[04:56:14] That was a blast! That was the most fun I've had all day.

[04:56:32] I got ammo you got in this John US US. No, I'm worried about it. I want your headphones. I

[04:56:41] Want your level foes? I

[04:56:47] Want your level foe?

[04:56:50] We're gonna have to drop

[04:56:53] We have to drop headphones actually if we turn it this way

[04:57:00] That actually help a lot

[04:57:02] We go here, here, there, there, there.

[04:57:09] Beautiful.

[04:57:10] All good?

[04:57:12] Four beans.

[04:57:14] Now let's make sure we have these loaded and we're good.

[04:57:20] M32's are ass.

[04:57:21] Well right now I have contact sixes or gushes.

[04:57:24] And I promise you, they ain't as ass as gushes.

[04:57:28] Gushes are fucking terrible

[04:57:37] What do I got to place this at chat anyone know

[04:57:45] Anyone know where I got to place this hose at drop start tomorrow big dog tomorrow we getting drops

[04:57:58] I will see you then tomorrow morning for the drops.

[04:58:12] I'll be starting streaming a little earlier and then we will be doing drops all day long.

[04:58:19] all right it'd be it'd be really nice to get out of the raid boys can't lie to you

[04:58:36] It'd be really nice to get out of the red.

[04:58:41] Oh wait, now that's Whisper ammo.

[04:58:45] I think these are M6-2s.

[04:58:48] Did you hear him pull the Nade?

[04:58:51] Yeah, that's why I pushed.

[04:58:54] Anytime you are in a fight, especially a 1v2,

[04:58:59] and you hear a grenade get pulled, you always,

[04:59:04] Especially if you can cut the distance

[04:59:07] Never hesitate just fucking spread to them as worse comes to worse

[04:59:12] Even if one is holding that angle that is one less gun you got to worry about that sound

[04:59:18] So the two guns aiming at you you got one you got to hope the guy doesn't fucking headshot you

[04:59:23] But you get a free kill and potentially a second

[04:59:34] a jam-packed one, huh?

[04:59:50] and it's gracious.

[04:59:56] non-stop this game.

[05:00:00] oh bullseye fucking bullseye wait is this the one I already have I think I already have

[05:00:07] this actually hold on does those tar coins sell for a lot right now it might actually

[05:00:15] be big you can't sell them damn

[05:00:23] Fuck out of here

[05:00:38] Giga beef eat the giga beef see if allergic you'll talk about giga beef

[05:00:46] on the body I left it well too late we ain't turning around

[05:01:16] Yeah, we're kind of frying this game

[05:01:22] Again, bro, we're not getting one tapped we're not good bro. We're not getting one tapped the game's a lot of fun

[05:01:28] We don't get tapped in the Johnny

[05:01:42] Talking on wood

[05:01:47] Knocked on a Z-Wood

[05:01:52] I'm gonna be honest, bro. I felt like 2019 hutch there. I'm not even gonna lie. That felt good

[05:02:09] Prime time

[05:02:11] 150 pounds ago that is just that is just not true

[05:02:41] You left the Twinkies!

[05:02:51] I got scared again, I don't know what it is about this extract.

[05:03:04] I always get scared when I walk up to it.

[05:03:08] I was streaming in the garage level hud.

[05:03:10] That was the performance that put your boy on the map right there.

[05:03:15] We'll take it.

[05:03:17] Alright, little 3PM C kill game.

[05:03:21] Not bad.

[05:03:22] Oh, what a delight.

[05:03:26] The one game where I do well, I don't get to see my stats for the game.

[05:03:30] Huh.

[05:03:31] Tarkov, you really know how to treat a Goopa, don't you?

[05:03:35] Thank you so much.

[05:03:40] How lucky am I?

[05:03:42] How lucky am I?

[05:03:44] I'll tell you what I'm for.

[05:04:05] Oh, what if I move this like,

[05:04:06] wait, let me take this out of the package.

[05:04:08] Probably make it look a little bit better.

[05:04:36] What the fuck?

[05:04:41] Get off of it!

[05:04:46] Mother!

[05:04:48] Get out of here!

[05:05:01] Pretty cool!

[05:05:06] Plug it in.

[05:05:12] Plug it in.

[05:05:14] I don't think it's going to work, boss.

[05:05:16] Let me see.

[05:05:18] I don't want y'all staring at my booty cheeks.

[05:05:20] Give me one moment.

[05:05:22] What's the chances that this is going to crash my computer?

[05:05:47] What's the chances this crashes, my shit?

[05:05:57] It's gonna steal all your information.

[05:06:00] Yeah, boys, I'm gonna be honest.

[05:06:02] I think I'm good on that.

[05:06:05] I think I'm good.

[05:06:07] I don't think I'm gonna plug that into my PC.

[05:06:09] That might be playing with it.

[05:06:11] Listen, eating a Russian chocolate bar?

[05:06:14] Sure. I'll gamble my body. Why not? But my PC? No.

[05:06:21] Kill me before you break my PC. No? Thank you.

[05:06:32] iPhone wall port? I could. How bad y'all want to see it turned on?

[05:06:38] Is it like, hush, we really, really wanna see it?

[05:06:42] Or is it like, ah, whatever?

[05:06:54] Really, really, dammit, y'all!

[05:06:57] Mother fuckers.

[05:06:59] All right, all right, calm down!

[05:07:01] Stop yelling, I'll do it.

[05:07:03] I'll do it, everybody, shut up, I'll do it.

[05:07:06] Son of a bitch, give me a second, give me a second, give me a second, don't you start yelling at me, give me a second.

[05:07:36] I got a charger.

[05:07:40] Let me turn my camera off so you ain't staring at my buns.

[05:07:53] Peace!

[05:08:06] Okay, yeah, that's pretty cool I ain't go lie to your boss that is pretty cool

[05:08:23] cool. Check that out. That is kind of cool. I didn't realize that it said extracting in.

[05:08:40] Is that good? Do y'all like it? Do we leave it there?

[05:08:50] Alright we leave it there. I like it when we get cool stuff. Thank you Tarkov.

[05:08:56] Now just fix your game you idiots and then we'll all be happy.

[05:09:03] Probably not a good joke. Sorry.

[05:09:14] So why do you wanna think about it?

[05:09:20] All right, that's John B's, John Bezos, what did I do?

[05:09:30] Peacekeeper.

[05:09:31] Oh, shit, yeah.

[05:09:32] All right.

[05:09:33] BANG!

[05:09:34] Look at all the quests!

[05:09:36] On Lucid!

[05:09:38] Locate and obtain the lab journal and factory.

[05:09:45] Obtain the key in the close premises of the spring of the health resort

[05:09:52] Eliminate scabs a usex scab camp sawmill an abandoned village on woods

[05:10:00] Fish and odd damn it fish and gear

[05:10:05] shoreline

[05:10:07] Eliminate any target with headsets using an argon factory

[05:10:12] wet job

[05:10:14] lemonade scabs with m4 a1 m16 a-dar or px-15

[05:10:23] shit

[05:10:33] oh don't give me that give me that ya hay then ya hay then what you got for me

[05:10:40] What you got? What you got? Oh, my weekly. PMC operatives 5 for 2 morphines. I'll take it!

[05:10:49] Okay, we got to use an M16. Hold on, level 2 peacekeeper unlocked! What do we get?

[05:11:02] We got nothing at all!

[05:11:04] We got nothing 23 pin FMJ ammo. Oh

[05:11:12] It's it's terrible it's terrible it's terrible

[05:11:19] Got a lot of attachments

[05:11:22] We got 306 ooh

[05:12:04] do we go do we just go fmj fuck it do we just go fmj we got it we got to get

[05:12:26] the kills. No M855, I don't have M8. I can use the M855 we have but we're gonna run out.

[05:12:38] Is M856 better than FMJ? No. 23 pin instead of 18 pin. God it sucks bro, it all sucks.

[05:12:55] What about SB193 rounds? 27 medium pin, low pin on the others. I mean, we really didn't

[05:13:03] get nothing. We didn't get nothing. All these rounds suck balls. We didn't get shit. We

[05:13:12] need to hit, oh my gosh, level 19. That's it. All right. Listen, boys, lock in. We are

[05:13:19] only doing peacekeeper quests. That's it. We got to go from customs to shoreline on

[05:13:25] of transit we need the woods gyroscope where is this at what is this no Johnny

[05:13:40] I'm getting a lot accomplished today we're fucking filming scabs at USAP

[05:13:47] camp scab camp and sawmill so we got two woods quests we got the stash we got

[05:13:54] Okay, okay. I think we go, I think we go to shoreline.

[05:14:02] I think we go to shoreline. What is this?

[05:14:04] Anyone know what this is?

[05:14:08] Anyone know what this is?

[05:14:19] Oh, it's the key in the bunker.

[05:14:20] Okay, the bongus, easy.

[05:14:22] So we got Bungus, we got the Colt Circle inside that house,

[05:14:29] and then we got...

[05:14:36] Ooh.

[05:14:47] Are we there?

[05:14:48] They changed it to an untar armor

[05:15:03] Yeah, well, we'll try and do it all fuck it. We're gonna try and do it all

[05:15:08] We need that and we need a multi tool

[05:15:11] Good news is is we look we won't lose the multi tool. We're just gonna be

[05:15:15] We're just going to be losing blue armors like it's nobody's problem, bro.

[05:15:25] So easy.

[05:15:32] Okay.

[05:15:33] And then we also, I believe, need to bring a...

[05:15:38] M4 M16 or an ADAR. All right, we have this one that we've been holding on to we'll bring this

[05:15:52] and then we'll just throw um we'll just throw this on it the boss

[05:15:59] 20 round mags what am I a dirty poor I got 30s boom

[05:16:05] Who?

[05:16:07] M855, M856A1, come fuck with me.

[05:16:12] Hold on.

[05:16:13] For min-maxing.

[05:16:15] Chad, don't look at me.

[05:16:17] You're not going to want to look at your boy for a second.

[05:16:20] It is what it is.

[05:16:22] I never thought I'd be a dirty, stinky, half-mag using Puss,

[05:16:28] but it's hard out here, boys.

[05:16:32] I mean, we, we, we, we barely surviving.

[05:16:38] Let's use this Mac first.

[05:16:40] And then we got, we got tons of MA 55.

[05:16:43] Okay.

[05:16:44] Question.

[05:16:48] Do I dare bring a different type of ammo to pack my Macs?

[05:16:55] Or is that too cheap?

[05:16:56] I

[05:17:02] Can say get oh good I hate being poor

[05:17:12] Do cheap okay, all right all right all right all right all right all right you don't have to call me poor

[05:17:23] Okay

[05:17:26] I hate having to come back to my stash and look at a freshly baked baguette.

[05:17:35] I'm selling it.

[05:17:36] I'm tired of looking at it.

[05:17:38] Get out of here.

[05:17:39] Fuck the French.

[05:17:40] He says shit.

[05:17:42] All right.

[05:17:43] Multi-toll.

[05:17:44] That's good.

[05:17:45] That's good.

[05:17:46] That's good.

[05:17:47] Yeah, you have to really be particular with how you say that because I got a speech impediment.

[05:17:56] I'm also on the spectrum, so if I slip up in any way, I'm gonna have about 13 different streamers farming my shit during the cancellation. That is inevitable.

[05:18:07] You gotta be careful.

[05:18:09] You gotta be careful.

[05:18:12] Four, right? Okay.

[05:18:14] Alright.

[05:18:16] We're as good as we're gonna be.

[05:18:19] It's Italian.

[05:18:20] Yeah, right, buddy.

[05:18:22] Yeah, right. I know the French when I see the French.

[05:18:24] You French aren't going to disguise yourself as Italians, how dare you?

[05:18:38] Meds are in my butthole.

[05:18:43] The meds are in my butthole.

[05:18:46] I got the multi-tope.

[05:19:09] What's your beef with the French?

[05:19:11] Shit dude.

[05:19:12] Where do I start?

[05:19:13] Where do I start?

[05:19:18] Well number one, it was about 3.30.

[05:19:26] It was about 3.30 on a Tuesday and I was on the mosque and I was surviving.

[05:19:34] I was surviving super well, may I also add.

[05:19:39] And this, this French walked up to me, started yapping, next thing I know, I was knocked

[05:19:46] out, tied up, and he was breathing heavy while he stood over my body, feeding me bleach.

[05:19:53] And since that day in Daisy, I have never forgiven the French as a whole.

[05:20:00] That just, that doesn't happen, and you just move past it.

[05:20:04] You can't.

[05:20:05] How am I supposed to move past something like that?

[05:20:08] So yes, I have damned all of the French for that one individual's choices

[05:20:13] Welcome to the USA. Maybe that's how we work

[05:20:16] any questions

[05:20:19] Any questions

[05:20:24] Chad still playing Daisy I

[05:20:27] Don't know how I don't know how I truly I truly don't know how he does it

[05:20:35] That's a level of insanity that needs to be studied.

[05:21:05] This is when we start hitting flow state, a medication flowing through my veins, my

[05:21:34] My ice bubbly drink, they're locking me in.

[05:21:39] We got a nice little M4.

[05:21:42] We got three quests to do.

[05:21:43] Quest number one, need to go over here and grab this circle.

[05:21:47] Quest number two, stash the blue.

[05:21:51] Quest number two, grab the key.

[05:21:53] Quest number three, possibly extract or grow a pair of balls

[05:22:00] and go plant the blue armor.

[05:22:01] Now, I'm gonna be honest, I am a little bit hesitant

[05:22:08] of the third one.

[05:22:15] Cause we really just didn't get the spawn for it.

[05:22:21] And not getting the spawn for that one is,

[05:22:23] I don't wanna say certain death.

[05:22:27] Cause I could also just be scared

[05:22:30] From the PTSD I have

[05:22:33] From trying to do trying to get to the what's it called?

[05:22:38] the

[05:22:42] That that other map what's that map?

[05:22:45] Where you kill the AI?

[05:22:46] Oh, I died so many times over there. I started my Tarkov wife late a couple probably about a month ago now

[05:22:54] And I'm not kidding you guys, bro. I got

[05:22:57] my butt feet and viciously trying to stash that damn SV 98. It was terrible.

[05:23:04] I'd probably died. I mean, I was queuing nighttime raids running their blind,

[05:23:10] trying to find my way through the woods like Pocahontas. I was getting lost. I

[05:23:17] died of hunger a couple times. I mean, it was terrible. Mods, can we update the

[05:23:25] drops command for tomorrow's drops leave it starts at 8 a.m. or 9 a.m. EST

[05:23:39] or hutch feel bad for me give me your prime

[05:23:42] the only way I'm gonna get over it

[05:23:44] What happened to me a month ago that was just so bad I oh

[05:23:49] gosh

[05:23:51] For me you guys think it's hard coming to work digging holes doing electrical lines. I mean imagine you or me

[05:23:59] happened to play video games

[05:24:01] Getting called fat. I mean, it's just

[05:24:04] gosh

[05:24:07] Goodness, you know

[05:24:16] Horrible horrible

[05:24:18] I'm starting to sound like all the other streamers.

[05:24:25] Oh, guys, and that's such a bad day!

[05:24:35] Forty hours a week, God!

[05:24:45] I get this

[05:24:48] Can I ask you guys a question how many of you guys absolutely hate the fact that I change my fire mode 45 times a raid

[05:25:00] You bitch

[05:25:08] I know a dude I hate it too, but it's a problem. I'm never gonna change

[05:25:15] I'm telling you right now everybody who hates it you're gonna do it and know what you're

[05:25:23] gonna do but after you do it you're gonna go down I know why hutch does it it just bro

[05:25:29] I'm telling you it takes one two times max you being on semi faking you're on full auto

[05:25:42] You're gonna change your ways. I'm telling you. You're gonna be just like me

[05:25:59] So I can infection I started doing it

[05:26:03] I'm sorry. I'm sorry

[05:26:12] I need to start bringing some money in my butt, I think.

[05:26:42] far away and up close no I did there was a moment in time I do it like I do it a good

[05:26:51] amount with my scopes I do do that a lot with my scopes as well whenever I'm rocking

[05:26:56] them in the moment I mean what was that I think you're inside that area

[05:27:12] whenever you could actually run scopes consistently I loved it now I mean bro

[05:27:19] You got a hit what is it level 30 before you run scopes?

[05:27:28] Dasty

[05:27:38] We're gonna try and get this key out

[05:27:41] You just didn't get a good spawn to stash our armor

[05:27:44] You know that spawn that we've been bitching about getting all day long and then the first raid

[05:27:49] We bring this armor stash, we don't get that spawn.

[05:27:54] Raising us.

[05:28:14] That's my allergy.

[05:28:16] Allergic to good spawns.

[05:28:18] Thank goodness I took Lucky. Thank goodness.

[05:28:36] Oh dude, Peanut's an idiot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Peanut's an actual dumbass for having us take Lucky Pro.

[05:28:43] So that was the worst mistake of the wipe so far.

[05:28:46] Uncontested, worst mistake of the wipe, taking dumb ass Lucky.

[05:29:06] What's wrong with Lucky?

[05:29:08] Having Lucky isn't what's wrong with it.

[05:29:11] What we did for exchange for lucky is what is wrong with it.

[05:29:15] It's like having a gold watch isn't a bad thing.

[05:29:23] Trading your house for it is what makes it bad.

[05:29:27] We exchanged bleeding at all times post heavy bleed anytime we run for lucky which we don't

[05:29:37] I don't even know what the hell it does.

[05:29:55] I know, you got me with that too.

[05:29:58] I wanna be lucky, boss.

[05:30:01] I wanna be lucky, boss.

[05:30:03] I just want to be lucky, Bowis.

[05:30:13] Alright, we got our last water.

[05:30:17] Um, turn the key in.

[05:30:22] Got that done.

[05:30:33] We need the UAVs now. We need headshots with 12 gauge on streets.

[05:30:49] All right, let's go get those UAVs.

[05:30:58] And maybe stash this shit if we're lucky.

[05:31:03] Lucky, the only positive about having this shit unlocked, I can go and buy milk.

[05:31:19] And just 30 can pop, kill me.

[05:31:24] Honestly, I feel like milk is kind of a waste, but we'll just bring a can, we'll eat a can and then we'll bring milk with us.

[05:31:31] Earrings are expensive as shit

[05:31:35] Wait, what what what is happening? What is happening?

[05:31:39] What is happening? Why is everything so fucking expensive? What?

[05:31:46] What

[05:31:53] 45,000 for sardines

[05:31:57] are these golden crusted sardines 59 give me all the water

[05:32:15] the door fan I'm digging some holes digging digging holes digging some holes

[05:32:23] beautiful. All right, let's go to same place. Drop the MRE, a little bit of milk. Next.

[05:32:40] Great song. That's good. We don't need any markers. We need a new CMS. How many times

[05:32:46] have you guys spammed it and me not looking at your chat, by the way? I already know people

[05:32:50] then spamming new CMS for a while.

[05:32:58] Whiskey on ice.

[05:33:03] Open the door. No, I enjoy the pain.

[05:33:09] Just a dozen things I like.

[05:33:11] Thank you so much for the five gifted over on the tube, baby.

[05:33:14] I appreciate you, man.

[05:33:16] Say John, thank you for the primer.

[05:33:18] Thank you for the Prime Polis. Thank you for the Prime intellect. Thank you for the seven

[05:33:21] months. Snow. Thank you for the three months. Toxic. Thank you for the sub over on kick

[05:33:26] and you're thinking for the tier one and chaotic. Thank you for the 30 below with a 15 months

[05:33:31] lethal Willie and Mark. Thank you. 100 subs away. Chad from 11,000. That is an insane.

[05:33:39] I appreciate the love y'all. Thank you.

[05:33:48] You have all the music you play licensed.

[05:34:16] What music?

[05:34:17] What is music playing right now you guys hear anything? I don't hear any music

[05:34:28] What

[05:34:40] Music

[05:34:47] Oh

[05:35:03] My gosh

[05:35:07] Hey see coming in with the 50 gifted day of my

[05:35:15] Holy shit

[05:35:17] WKC and the Chattisphere dropping a big 5-0 on the chat's head top. I appreciate you, bro. Thank you so much for the 50 gifted man

[05:35:29] W's in the chat for him. Absolutely. Lejeune

[05:35:34] Thank you, bro

[05:35:36] You're nuts

[05:35:39] You are nuts good sir, thank you, bro

[05:35:43] Big 50 man, that is insane

[05:35:45] Sane insane insane appreciate the love man

[05:35:54] Hold on

[05:35:56] Not a terrible spawn here for what we want to do. I mean, it's not good, but it ain't terrible

[05:36:03] Yo TGS with the 10 gifted mommy

[05:36:09] No, I appreciate the 10 gifted big dog

[05:36:15] That'd be center chat for TGS as well with the 10 absolute legend man. Thank you for the love, bro

[05:36:24] What the hell's up? Oh

[05:36:27] We can spawn that close I don't think

[05:36:34] Thank you guys for the love boys, I appreciate you man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

[05:36:45] He just give... am I seeing that right?

[05:36:52] And KC just gift another fifty... what the fuck?

[05:36:58] KC!

[05:36:59] With another fifty gifted damn!

[05:37:03] Oh, Dummy's in a chat for KC coming in with another fifty!

[05:37:10] Back up to eleven!

[05:37:12] I appreciate the love man WKC in the chat thank you so much for the hundred gifted subs that

[05:37:21] is actually insane. I appreciate the love man thank you. Sheepdog with a tenner big dog.

[05:37:29] even take after man holy shits that is crazy I appreciate all love everybody

[05:37:42] thank you thank you oh my gosh somebody suck that man somebody suck that man

[05:37:53] Nuts bro, thank you so much

[05:37:56] That's fucking bonkers

[05:38:02] That is exactly where I want to go, I'm depressed

[05:38:05] Why's your gamma set to galaxy?

[05:38:15] I don't know but I think I'm seeing the good lord

[05:38:18] I don't even remember turning my gamma up to this

[05:38:22] I think Gav, oh that's close.

[05:38:39] My GAV might have adjusted my settings, I can see.

[05:38:55] Oh, what a joy. All that audio I was hearing is now gone.

[05:39:09] Just chillin' for a moment, playing the raid develop, just a hair.

[05:39:21] We know someone's down below us, we know this guy's over here in front of us.

[05:39:28] i was gonna rush it but i don't think russian is the play anymore

[05:39:50] brain is honestly not a bad thing

[05:39:58] do I go?

[05:40:09] Do I go?

[05:40:23] Do I go?

[05:40:40] Is that the wall I'm going to?

[05:40:45] Is that the wall I'm going to?

[05:40:48] No.

[05:40:50] No, it's down there, is that the wall?

[05:40:56] Oh my gosh, bro, this sucks.

[05:41:36] I'll see you guys in a minute.

[05:42:06] gosh we got it

[05:42:10] I don't think we go back up here

[05:42:12] I think we go down the road a little bit and then go up

[05:42:24] I cannot believe we got it

[05:42:26] holy shit

[05:42:36] Once we get shooter born unlocked, we'll just take an evening and camp that fucking boat.

[05:42:54] Dude.

[05:42:56] Thank God this, thank God this, thank goodness, snake rat ain't in this raid.

[05:43:05] I get killed by myself.

[05:43:07] You have been headshotted by the real Hutch-a-M-F.

[05:43:12] Stankrat changed his name to my name.

[05:43:16] He says shit.

[05:43:28] Holy, someone just got absolutely obliterated.

[05:43:32] Someone just got turned into Swiss cheese.

[05:43:35] Alright, we're going to stop by Cottages, take a quick gander, see if there's any scabos,

[05:43:47] and then we're going to go run to that UAV.

[05:43:50] I'd like to get the scab and four kills done just in case I lose this, it's not just the

[05:43:57] worst thing in the world. I don't know what I'm allergic to yet and no I'm not allergic

[05:44:13] to a diet you jackass I don't know what I'm allergic to yet

[05:44:43] Hello, fat food.

[05:45:11] I ain't allergic to beating some ass, who fucking wants some, huh?

[05:45:21] Who wants an ass whooping, huh?

[05:45:29] I can't remember if I did gas analyzers yet.

[05:45:47] I just keep grabbing them just in case I didn't do it.

[05:45:51] I don't know if I did it or not.

[05:45:59] Wait, is Landmark actually allergic to Ratcola?

[05:46:04] Is that true?

[05:46:10] It's actually funny as shit if that's true.

[05:46:18] He is?

[05:46:19] No way, he's allergic to rat cola, oh you cannot tell me if that is my chance.

[05:46:32] No way.

[05:46:43] No way, no way that he's allergic to rat cola.

[05:46:46] They have to be just like adding the allergies for certain people.

[05:46:53] Like the fact that Lemon got water is like, I mean, bro, Tony gets rat cola, it's starting

[05:47:03] to look ridiculous.

[05:47:14] If I get ibuprofen, guys, I want you to understand, if I find out that I am allergic to ibuprofen,

[05:47:23] I will be going to Twitter.

[05:47:25] I will.

[05:47:27] I will be going to Twitter the moment that I figure out that I am allergic to that.

[05:47:44] Can't you check? Yes, but I want to find out organically.

[05:47:49] The only way to check is to go in a, what's it called, custom raid and do it that way.

[05:47:57] Mule stem would also just be, if I get allergic to like everything that'll,

[05:48:26] That makes me carry more weight

[05:48:31] I'm dreading finding out

[05:48:37] That might actually just kill me because Neil stims already lower your health

[05:48:48] God I hate this shit

[05:48:56] No, we have no idea.

[05:49:01] No idea.

[05:49:02] I've been eating all kinds of food, drinking all kinds of different things.

[05:49:08] I don't know.

[05:49:09] I got no idea.

[05:49:14] Which is starting to make me nervous because I'm starting to think that I'm allergic to

[05:49:19] like crucial items like late late wipe items

[05:49:29] yeah SJ6 trim it all mule stem shit like that would just be oh my gosh hey

[05:49:38] hutch I brought you a trim it all can't I'm allergic all right sorry and fight

[05:49:46] in that allergy for a while. Yeah, I'm hoping I got some like dead allergies, like I'm hoping

[05:50:02] I got like mule soup or not mule sorry vodka, jack, you know, some stupid shit that I'm

[05:50:11] It won't affect me.

[05:50:13] But I'm not that maybe maybe the lucky perk maybe that's what lucky was for.

[05:50:19] Maybe lucky is what caused us not to get bad allergies. I don't know.

[05:50:41] Someone in chat said what luck does, what does it do?

[05:50:50] Copy and paste it.

[05:50:51] Let me see.

[05:50:53] We don't have a higher stream resolution because it fucks up people who are watching

[05:51:11] on their TVs.

[05:51:12] We had a lot of people, whatever we had, we were streaming on 1440, have issues with

[05:51:18] their their TVs just constantly loading so

[05:51:25] I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I can hear you.

[05:51:32] I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.

[05:51:41] Alright.

[05:51:44] Okay.

[05:51:56] Is that the fucking goons?

[05:52:08] It is the goons. Lock him.

[05:52:11] You're still alive.

[05:52:31] Who is that?

[05:52:40] Sanitar?

[05:52:50] Why did one push me in the restaurant?

[05:53:10] He has a good armor, he ain't a lot of bullets, yep, there she is.

[05:53:27] There she goes.

[05:53:29] Oh baby, tell me you have all the snow cones I need.

[05:53:37] Well, it's much fun as fighting Santa in the middle of the open sounds.

[05:53:48] I think I'm going to skip that.

[05:53:50] We're going to go up and around.

[05:53:56] Can't take car 20,000 rubles I think

[05:54:13] Double five there these are shattered yeah

[05:54:16] 100% a regular scab lol shitty bill you just saw someone wearing an attack too

[05:54:30] with three snow cones in an AK-74 you and a gazelle and you think it's a

[05:54:35] regular scab I don't know what type of crack you're smoking on if it's some of

[05:54:40] that stupid juicer lean but I promise you you ain't right

[05:54:59] no I don't think we can get the other UAV bro

[05:55:03] I was Santa pussy in there

[05:55:05] unless we go all the way around and try and kill him do we have a sanitar kill

[05:55:09] quest I don't think we do. Let me look. Got that done. No we don't have Sanitar

[05:55:17] kill quest. But we do have Usec camp and we have the extract for over here. But we

[05:55:34] We don't have much, we don't have food.

[05:55:39] We also got snow cones.

[05:55:40] We leave, we leave, we leave, we leave, we leave, we leave.

[05:55:43] We leave, we leave, we leave.

[05:55:45] If I didn't have snow cones, I probably would risk it.

[05:55:49] But now with snow cones.

[05:55:50] Where snow cones is at the reset angle.

[05:56:19] Snow cones, it's a quest. These 60 round mags, you gotta turn in three of them for a quest.

[05:56:26] And they're a bitch to get, unless you have the ZB12 key.

[05:56:32] And you can get somewhat lucky, but listen man, if I had one thing I've learned in Tarkov,

[05:56:40] is everything is

[05:56:48] Everything is hard to get when you're looking for them. I'm stuck in a bush. I'm not

[05:57:00] You can craft them I don't do hideout not very often or much at all

[05:57:10] Hi, that was essential, yeah.

[05:57:40] Well people keep telling me I'm just like thinking to myself if the goons are up

[05:57:52] it's over it's so over if the goons are up bro

[05:57:59] Even if they're not, uh, these sons of bitches have pushed me to such a bad spot on the map.

[05:58:29] Sorry, my wife texted me.

[05:58:39] Alright, let's hope everybody looks up instead of at me.

[05:58:55] the

[05:59:24] What does Lucky do? We have no idea, bro. No clue whatsoever.

[05:59:54] All we got is assumptions

[06:00:04] I've said it three times

[06:00:11] It's gave him talk of luck personal modifier perk available during season like the core buff

[06:00:17] Effects chance-based negative effects by re-rolling. Okay. There you go

[06:00:22] No. Negative effects chance. And I am more confused than I was before I knew that.

[06:00:52] If you were gonna get a negative effect, there's a small chance to re-roll and make it not happen.

[06:00:59] I wish it meant you just get more latexes.

[06:01:02] That'd be cool.

[06:01:03] I don't want to be honest.

[06:01:04] As cool as this is, it is right as a son of a bitch and I think it's fucking up the camera.

[06:01:11] I think we turn it off.

[06:01:13] I think we turn it off.

[06:01:16] That green to the side is eating my eyeballs.

[06:01:28] Oh, all right.

[06:01:31] See, it was a guard whoever said it wasn't your dumb ass.

[06:01:35] But an ass, but an ass that we can turn in that, that UAV, right?

[06:01:41] That one hard drive from the other UAV.

[06:01:44] Go back in to get the second.

[06:01:46] All right fishing gear done it's huge

[06:01:52] One running fishing gear is absolutely massive. We will take you will think we will think

[06:02:00] Good

[06:02:03] Don't just need to kill some more scab-os

[06:02:07] Good and we also got this all these are filled with BT which is sick

[06:02:13] on load up

[06:02:17] So much BT

[06:02:21] Who wants the snow cones is it therapist? Don't remember

[06:02:28] Proper

[06:02:31] Yeah

[06:02:35] Dang two quests done just like that look at how many quests just opened up fuck yeah

[06:02:41] All right, log book in the heli, capturing outposts, district patrol, you've got mail,

[06:02:59] and the Punisher.

[06:03:11] Damn in the next quest after that is the one for the Epsilon is insane

[06:03:18] It really did speed up all these

[06:03:28] All right, we're making good. I mean guys if we caught up to pee yet, I feel like we we have to be getting close

[06:03:41] No? What level was he? How the hell am I not close yet?

[06:03:54] He was not level 25, you crackheads. The hell, who do you... You're talking to me like I don't play with the guy!

[06:04:11] Okay, let me ask you this. Did he tell you guys specifically to lie to me about what level

[06:04:20] and how far he got? There's the truth. There's the truth. I should have known. He's such

[06:04:32] a piece of shit why why why I don't why why why why was it a terrible night

[06:04:46] after I got off

[06:04:55] oh it's a genius idea actually

[06:05:02] The Bungulator 16 bro we're already tied up you guys are idiots bro you guys are so stupid

[06:05:22] Why, why would you lie to me?

[06:05:26] Oh my gosh, so I've guessed it, I've guessed it right after I left yesterday, all hell

[06:05:36] broke loose and he started losing like crazy.

[06:05:41] And then after he did that, you guys were told to lie to me.

[06:05:49] it. Yeah, it's it's hard to win when you don't have somebody soak it up every bullet

[06:06:03] from every boss or scab or whatever on the map for you. It is kind of difficult. That

[06:06:11] little piece of shit I dude so funny I mean you guys had me I legitimately thought he's

[06:06:22] in the 20s I thought I was so far behind I thought I was so far behind I gotta spend

[06:06:32] a couple hundred camp foods I'll have to keep worrying about it it's going top off both good

[06:06:39] maybe

[06:06:45] dude you guys you guys man so stupid all right let's do it again let's do it again let's do it again

[06:06:55] let's do it again we're fucking filming through these quests and I love it

[06:07:02] play with lemon I would love to play with lemon does lemon want to play I would absolutely

[06:07:25] love that. Is he on?

[06:07:32] He's playing stall zone. Wait, is the limit already over Tarkov? Oh, he's doing a hashtag

[06:07:51] right now.

[06:08:01] Did he just start the ad?

[06:08:04] Yeah, he's making his money. Hey, can't hate on him for it.

[06:08:19] Stalls on spot. Yeah, that is

[06:08:49] you

[06:09:19] You want a man?

[06:09:29] You want a man?

[06:09:39] Where are you going? Where are you going?

[06:09:41] Where are you going? I don't know what you're doing.

[06:09:56] How's it going? How's it going?

[06:09:59] What's going on? What's going on?

[06:10:03] Can I have a good day?

[06:10:05] Can I have a good day?

[06:10:39] Alright, possible death this raid.

[06:10:42] We're going to walk into the middle of the open field.

[06:10:45] There's going to be people rotating over.

[06:10:49] If we somehow survive and don't die, which we probably will, we will then go to the resort,

[06:10:56] loot the entire resort, probably die.

[06:10:59] And if somehow we make it through all that, we will leave.

[06:11:02] That's the gameplay.

[06:11:07] I'm actually going to pop this.

[06:11:20] So this is where the overweight, retired triple A baseball players end up.

[06:11:29] Dope's on you bitch, I only got the fucking IA, so I appreciate you thinking I was better

[06:11:35] than what I was. Let's see. Oh, I'm dead.

[06:12:05] why does that play longer? for my rotator cuff, my labor? fucking GGs

[06:12:33] I tore my UCL three times, which sucked every time, then I tore my hamstring, I tore my

[06:12:43] hamstring, which also sucked, and then just in case there was still a chance, just in

[06:12:56] case there was still a chance, then I tore the rotator cuff and the labrum.

[06:13:02] Fucking awesome

[06:13:05] I thought I love sitting in the hospital so much. I mean I might as well just keep fucking doing it

[06:13:12] Free food, you know

[06:13:16] Free food good Wi-Fi. I mean what more could you watch?

[06:14:03] I'm feeling lucky heels

[06:14:14] Okay, rotator cup ever heal I

[06:14:18] Mean there's a big difference between

[06:14:21] Healing as in terms of like I can live my everyday life, and it's not like the worst thing ever. Yes

[06:14:27] feeling as in terms of I can perform at a high level against other athletes

[06:14:33] performing at a higher level no no never I'll think you ever unless I got like

[06:14:43] full shoulder reconstruction surgery would it ever feel even close to the

[06:14:48] same now

[06:14:57] I'm going to be honest, he scared me a little.

[06:15:27] Allergy test, augment, augmentin.

[06:15:44] No augmentin' allergy.

[06:16:06] Half of me hopes I don't find ibuprofen.

[06:16:09] At this point, it's like I'm pre-diabetic.

[06:16:13] I don't need them to tell me I am fully diabetic, you know what I'm saying?

[06:16:18] That's how I feel.

[06:16:19] Like I know it, but I don't want to hear it because then I got to actually make life changes.

[06:16:28] So just like IRL, I'm about to beat your ass.

[06:16:47] I don't actually need this, I don't think.

[06:16:49] I think I already got those.

[06:16:52] Right chat, we got those already.

[06:16:56] We need the hat.

[06:17:25] I'm still, bro, I'm still internally laughing about you guys lying to me on how good P did last night, bro.

[06:17:32] I was, I was completely sold by dude, I have been locked in for six hours straight, just turbo running quests with the idea of I don't want to hold peanut back tonight to find out that it's all a fucking lie.

[06:17:55] I've been working so hard for fucking nothing.

[06:18:02] Sorry, boss.

[06:18:06] No, no.

[06:18:09] Fuck you.

[06:18:10] Fuck you.

[06:18:11] Fuck you.

[06:18:12] Don't you hit me with those sorry bosses now, after I've lost countless amounts of gear

[06:18:18] pushing these damn quests.

[06:18:20] Fuck you.

[06:18:24] That door.

[06:18:33] Did you kill that scabbo?

[06:18:51] Fill them.

[06:18:58] Fill box.

[06:19:04] Fill lucky.

[06:19:06] Hmm.

[06:19:08] Fillin' lucky.

[06:19:10] Fillin' lucky.

[06:19:12] I will take a scope.

[06:19:14] US ammo?

[06:19:17] Not the greatest.

[06:19:19] One more place I do want to loot and it's up top.

[06:19:49] Oh, I play with Landmark.

[06:19:59] Because as fun as it would be to get carried by Landmark and just watch him clear the entire

[06:20:05] map every single raid, I like to feel like I earned something, you know?

[06:20:11] Playing with Peanut, I have to earn every single thing that I possibly do from start

[06:20:17] the finish of every raid that I play in. Second, that exact statement, but a little less with

[06:20:26] Lemon, organic. The landmark, I just kind of exist. I sit there as he runs around and

[06:20:36] absolutely, it's like, it's like gambling, you know? Watching trainwrecks, it's like

[06:20:43] a complete disconnect from reality because the stakes are too high they never

[06:20:48] gonna be there you know won't be at that level they mark kind of the same way but

[06:20:53] in Tarkov watching him play it's almost like he's lying to everybody on how they

[06:20:58] can't play this game

[06:21:05] guys with me you're gonna get the reality of the game you know we go win

[06:21:12] some fights there's gonna be some times where you say wow great job there's gonna

[06:21:19] be some times where you go oh my gosh I think he's retarded it's I'm gonna keep

[06:21:26] you on your toes as well I mean you're not gonna know which one you're gonna be

[06:21:30] say it next. I keep you honest in here. You know?

[06:21:41] All right, we got a bag full of goodies. I think we keep the Isra. Eat the Tashanka.

[06:21:49] Tashanka check. Not allergic to Tashankas. Pineapple juice check.

[06:22:00] not allergic to pineapple juice I am for sure allergic to things that matter no doubt there's not a doubt in my mind we are 100% going to be allergic to things that matter I am starting to believe it to be 100% true

[06:22:21] No, not like water, I'm talking things that actually matter.

[06:22:33] I'm talking like Ibuprofen, SJ6, Trimadol, OBD2, things like that.

[06:22:43] that late game not being able to use consistently is going to suck everliving Johnson.

[06:23:13] I'll knock that.

[06:23:22] I heard some audio.

[06:23:24] Definitely hear audio.

[06:23:34] Player.

[06:24:13] one dead

[06:25:13] of

[06:25:33] of

[06:25:35] That's not him. Someone ran outside. I think that guy...

[06:25:58] I think we killed the carry.

[06:26:02] Do you think he's in theater room?

[06:26:09] Yeah, yeah, yeah, the one we killed is a player.

[06:26:13] Theater room's gonna be held a player, boys. I can't lie to you.

[06:26:28] We got multiple people here.

[06:26:46] Oh my gosh, there's like four players here.

[06:26:48] Plus the rat on my back

[06:27:18] Yeah, I can't too. I'm not worried about the fight. I'm worried about the not moving

[06:27:44] shooting me in my back.

[06:28:14] EWC check?

[06:28:25] I think we drank a couple EWCs already.

[06:28:28] I mean, we can check it.

[06:28:32] EWC check, engage.

[06:28:34] I'll be there for you, sir.

[06:29:04] It was juiced.

[06:29:21] That's our 25 out in the woods, fuck.

[06:29:28] You'll have to take a lot of time with this one boys, grab him for a long raid.

[06:29:34] These guys are geared.

[06:29:35] I promise you they ain't geared because they're good at the game.

[06:29:39] They're geared because they're patient and they'll wait me out for the entire fucking

[06:29:43] raid.

[06:29:44] I guarantee you that.

[06:29:51] I hear him out there.

[06:30:00] There he is.

[06:30:05] Please rotate it all the way to the right.

[06:30:11] Hmm.

[06:30:15] It's not good for me.

[06:30:16] for me at all, level three, level four.

[06:30:34] Yeah I mean we got 24 minutes, we got tons of food and water.

[06:30:40] really just kind of chill, gents. We really got to just kind of chill. It's kind of a

[06:30:50] big raid for us. A lot of good ammo. I would like to push over to the other

[06:31:09] building so we can still not just sit here and waste time but like loot, you know?

[06:31:25] That sucks.

[06:31:27] Look for the quest.

[06:31:32] Add for the info.

[06:31:35] My guy knows exactly what I'm doing.

[06:31:40] Gotta go top on this, so is T.

[06:31:49] Headshots only.

[06:31:54] I mean, what we could do, an option,

[06:32:00] we run back over to east, then run Skybridge to west.

[06:32:06] I have a feeling if we try and run Glassbridge,

[06:32:09] we're gonna get killed by that SR-25.

[06:32:14] If we go all the way out there, he sees us,

[06:32:17] he tracks us through the woods, we die to range.

[06:32:20] I really wish I would have killed him.

[06:32:25] Just fucking runs away man.

[06:32:27] Oh god.

[06:32:28] Oh, Pee call me.

[06:32:31] What else Pee call me?

[06:32:36] Hey Pee!

[06:32:37] Hey, how you doing boss?

[06:32:39] How you doing?

[06:32:40] You sound like shit!

[06:32:41] Yeah, I just woke up.

[06:32:42] I just woke up boss.

[06:32:43] Good morning Pee.

[06:32:44] Good morning.

[06:32:45] I just woke up. I just woke up, boss. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. I'm

[06:32:53] Just kind of sitting here relax and

[06:32:57] Yeah, how it is boss. You know how it is

[06:33:00] I was calling you because I hopped on your screen for a second and I saw that you said

[06:33:08] I saw that you said I didn't make a lot of progress last night. Well, oh

[06:33:15] Give me a second.

[06:33:20] I'm sorry.

[06:33:45] Okay, I think it's a scav. You're good

[06:33:52] No chat was telling me that I was like level to P climb to oh

[06:34:00] Yeah, give me a moment

[06:34:02] I won, well fuck it bitch!

[06:34:11] Alright, Chad was telling me that you climbed to like level 26 or something like that and

[06:34:19] I said, you know, I believed it for like 5 hours today so I have been locked in spam

[06:34:28] I'm questing like crazy. And then chat said you told them to specifically lie to me and

[06:34:34] say that you got farther along than you actually did.

[06:34:38] First off, I did not tell them to tell you anything you did. And secondly, even bigger

[06:34:45] dipshit, you could just check your red list.

[06:34:48] I did. I saw, I saw you got to 16. So we're, we're around the same, same length. How far

[06:34:53] did you actually go?

[06:34:54] Um, I know it sounds unimpressive, but I would encourage you to check your own.

[06:35:00] I think it's lower than you think, because it felt like I did a ton.

[06:35:03] But if you go to the completed quest, it says I only did 21 quests.

[06:35:08] You did 21 after I got off?

[06:35:10] No, totally.

[06:35:11] I have 21 quests to do.

[06:35:13] Oh, shit.

[06:35:14] So you did go along far.

[06:35:15] Is that, oh, you think that's a lot?

[06:35:18] I mean, I think 21 doesn't sound like a little.

[06:35:22] Yeah, I guess it's not a little.

[06:35:23] I guess an old cap was like 250 that it would only take you like 14 days to do it.

[06:35:28] Yeah.

[06:35:31] I'm at, where I think we're at the same, oh, yes.

[06:35:35] I think we're at the same around the same level right now,

[06:35:38] because I'm, we're both still level 16.

[06:35:42] I've been one second.

[06:35:45] Oh my gosh, bro.

[06:35:47] Never fucking ending.

[06:35:53] Okay, I think it's a scab, but I thought this was a scab and he almost killed me, so

[06:36:01] I'll be wrong.

[06:36:03] Um, what was I gonna say?

[06:36:07] Fuck.

[06:36:08] Oh, I am at level 16 now too, so we're right at the same- did you go to labs last night,

[06:36:14] Chad?

[06:36:15] I- I couldn't tell if they were- what they were telling me.

[06:36:17] Oh, they were talking about you, I gotta go to labs now.

[06:36:19] We can go to labs because we have factories handed.

[06:36:25] You want to do?

[06:36:32] Yeah, for sure.

[06:36:33] We, uh, I've been waiting to...

[06:36:35] Well, I say I've been waiting.

[06:36:36] I don't want to lie to you.

[06:36:37] I would have went if I had a lab ski card,

[06:36:39] but I didn't, so I didn't go.

[06:36:41] So it works.

[06:36:42] Works out.

[06:36:42] Well, see, the thing about labs this early is fantastic

[06:36:46] because it's the only map in the game

[06:36:48] As long as it changes the only map in the game war where it actually allows you to load in by yourself and probably no one's going

[06:36:54] to let me go to some obscure

[06:36:57] Server with not many people on it, and then we transit the labs. I bet you will have the whole place to ourselves

[06:37:03] Yeah

[06:37:04] Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. I am so down for everything you just said and more yeah

[06:37:11] Yeah, and then I bet you there's still a little bit of black division on there

[06:37:14] Not wedges on their still right? I think they're moving probably. Yeah, probably I guarantee you there's a lot of

[06:37:21] Lot of people I'm gonna be honest. I have died ten times today

[06:37:24] All ten deaths has been two headshots, and I have still been thoroughly enjoying

[06:37:31] playing

[06:37:33] Ah

[06:37:36] You hold on just give me one second. Yeah a droid since I said say why does his voice sound different? Okay?

[06:37:43] All right, Patty. Okay, so you should yell for 14 hours straight and then fall asleep

[06:37:49] And then within 10 minutes of waking up

[06:37:51] I want you to record yourself and I want you to tell me you sound exactly the same as

[06:37:56] You did before the 14 hours of yelling. I want you to do that. I want you to do that for me

[06:38:02] Fuck you, Mr.

[06:38:03] Sinsay. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

[06:38:13] I won.

[06:38:15] BOOM!

[06:38:17] I am FRIING!

[06:38:19] Alright, sorry about that.

[06:38:21] We've been interrupting you for the 17th time.

[06:38:23] I apologize.

[06:38:25] No worries, no worries.

[06:38:27] Good work out there, boss.

[06:38:29] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[06:38:31] Giving sensei STEEEER!

[06:38:33] Giving sensei STEEEER!

[06:38:35] It is.

[06:38:37] Well, this raid has been...

[06:38:39] non-stop.

[06:38:41] None stop people. Oh my gosh. It's a good thing, but fucking a

[06:38:48] Do I take TCA hundred or bashing bashing right?

[06:38:53] TCA about it. Yeah, bashing I believe TCA hundred

[06:38:56] Yeah, I think they can both have the same attachments and bashing as more

[06:39:01] The health and it has the bashing stop play possibility

[06:39:05] How long do you think you're gonna get on?

[06:39:09] Well

[06:39:11] I have a couple things I got to do, it won't take long, I'm just going to edit my stream,

[06:39:14] uh, I got to add a new intro, I got to change a couple scenes for my Lucy sponsor, and then

[06:39:20] I, uh, I'm going to order some food, but I'm going to order it from a local spot, so it gets

[06:39:24] here quick, and then I think I can hop on. Honestly, I might even be able to hop on,

[06:39:27] I'm still waiting for the food, I just won't be streaming stuff.

[06:39:30] Got you. Well, as soon as possible would be fantastic. I'm trying to just work on Peacekeeper

[06:39:37] right now but I wouldn't I'm I what what did you primarily do last night so we

[06:39:42] can still do quest together um I was kind of remember I did like I know to the

[06:39:51] no armor thing on woods I killed Sturman but I didn't get his key I know I

[06:39:57] bought the tiger tag I don't know you have to compare I think we're at that

[06:40:04] point anyways or we're just gonna have so many quests on the same map

[06:40:07] I don't they might not just matter

[06:40:13] Because I don't I don't have any room for anything else chat like

[06:40:17] And I'm pretty sure the last guy was a player scath. I

[06:40:21] Could be wrong at the same time. I'm not willing to risk him having a teammate in the east and beating

[06:40:27] I'll post the up. I don't want to deal with that. Oh, thanks

[06:40:37] are the rates have been insane today by the way

[06:40:46] like player wise every map just filled to the brim everywhere you go there is

[06:40:52] players everywhere it's feeling like remember Christmas wife whenever

[06:40:57] everything was just contested everywhere you go had someone there with a

[06:41:01] fucking pistol or a decked out kit but there was gonna be someone there that's

[06:41:05] That's what it's been feeling like all day.

[06:41:07] Hell yeah.

[06:41:09] That's nice.

[06:41:11] It's very, very nice.

[06:41:16] Hell yeah.

[06:41:19] Here's one for you.

[06:41:20] He sounds like a 90 year old grandma

[06:41:22] that can't find her glasses.

[06:41:24] Ah, bad dazzling.

[06:41:26] Bad dazzling.

[06:41:28] That guy sounds like a bitch who can't find his father.

[06:41:35] My voice may be weak, but my mind is strong.

[06:41:45] You challenged me in my weakest moment, I still have a power.

[06:41:53] A great wisdom of the blossom tree.

[06:41:57] Oh, the blossom tree!

[06:41:59] You cannot ask the street of Boston before it is for a day

[06:42:05] So tomorrow have you heard about the like drops and stuff

[06:42:11] I have not heard of the drops. No drops are at

[06:42:14] 9 a.m. Tomorrow EST so I don't know what that is to communist time. I think it's

[06:42:21] Yes, yes, yeah

[06:42:23] I'm getting on for drops. I think you should as well

[06:42:26] Yeah, I'll probably do a long stream. Let me text my brother that now.

[06:42:31] Yeah. And it's going for a week, right, chat? Everyone who's in the category gets them. They're

[06:42:39] both paid and regular drops. So, Gifting Subs gives loot and also just being in the channel

[06:42:45] gives loot. So, I think there's two different kinds. And then I think it's going for, okay,

[06:42:52] It's only three days, but drops in total is until the 17th,

[06:42:57] but we're going to have drops for a while.

[06:43:01] Wow, until the 17th.

[06:43:03] Yeah. But the paid drops are the first three days.

[06:43:08] Oh, no, I'm completely wrong.

[06:43:10] Completely wrong.

[06:43:12] The regular drops are the first 12 days paid as last three.

[06:43:16] Chat, is that how that works?

[06:43:22] I don't know. I don't know. Anyways, they're doing the opposite. Okay. Pay it as tomorrow

[06:43:34] for the next three days and then the rest are regular drops. We'll go off of that.

[06:43:39] Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Okay.

[06:43:42] So I double think it's worth. Worth to get on early.

[06:43:46] Wait, wait, wait. Can you repeat that last part of it? My mind took it and then threw

[06:43:51] I did say nine different ways so I don't blame you um paid drops subs gifted

[06:43:58] subs I think it's drops and then after three days it's just regular drops until

[06:44:06] the 17th. All right but during the three days you also get still get regular

[06:44:10] drops or just paid. I don't think so just paid yeah. How do you know how many

[06:44:15] subsidious to get the tape from what I remember it was usually two but I it

[06:44:23] could be five could be one I'm not too sure

[06:44:26] can't sing five got it okay

[06:44:35] party in my butt tickle my chain poop in my mouth yeah yeah yeah yeah poop in my

[06:44:45] Is that George straight? I love that song. Yeah, that was Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson.

[06:44:53] He's just waking up, man. He wakes up, jumps to the court.

[06:45:01] You're absolutely terrible kid. You're absolutely terrible

[06:45:15] One second I just said the smite this motherfucker from this world

[06:45:24] Give me a big mistake doing dangle

[06:45:28] well

[06:45:29] I will say though, I will say I did calculate it out and there is a chance later on it'll become irrelevant although I'm unsure

[06:45:36] Because the elite level of vitality decreases bleed chance by 60% along with our thumb

[06:45:42] Hobie or whatever it's called. Yeah. Yeah, it decreases bleed chance for 25%

[06:45:48] So at elite vitality along with our perk we chose we should have 85% chance of less

[06:45:55] 85% less chance of bleeding

[06:45:57] So that might stop that, but I don't know

[06:46:02] Knowing our luck it won't but we can help we can always hope oh

[06:46:07] My gosh, bro. Look at look at this motherfucker

[06:46:15] Damn hold on now. Oh this guy was camping the extract

[06:46:27] I still I still don't know what I'm allergic to by the way

[06:46:34] Yeah, I think the pickles I

[06:46:36] Got the pickles I got them pickles pickles those are good as like 65 grand. They just out there. Um

[06:46:43] Is it oh, have you found out of Ramis or 80 grand?

[06:46:47] No idea

[06:46:48] Now I'm with that

[06:46:52] Yeah, I don't I don't know what I'm allergic to yet either

[06:46:57] And I'm really hoping that it's not like SJ6 or Zagustin or Propatol.

[06:47:02] If it's Propatol, that's fine.

[06:47:04] Uh, mine isn't prop.

[06:47:07] I'm good on prop.

[06:47:09] I'm good on pretty much every type of food, it seems.

[06:47:14] I've had any food problems, I've had any drink problems, I've got on milk, I've got

[06:47:21] on juice, I'm good on all that shit.

[06:47:24] um...

[06:47:26] i i mean do the only thing i can think right now that i haven't taken as an

[06:47:30] e t g a meal

[06:47:34] i've taken more thing that i'm more pain

[06:47:37] well today i think it would matter

[06:47:39] i think i think it would matter

[06:47:42] well exactly and that's what i'm getting scared of is like

[06:47:45] as i am trying things and nothing is a lot of allergic to anything i'm just

[06:47:49] waiting

[06:47:50] the pop

[06:47:51] SJ6 and see you have an allergy of SJ6 that's gonna that's gonna break me. Oh, it wasn't luckily

[06:47:59] Luckily terminal and SJ6 are pretty interchangeable. Yeah, but what if we get

[06:48:08] Yo, good rain, come on huge raid

[06:48:13] Yeah, if we I'm worried dude what I'm worried to maybe maybe they didn't do it at random maybe it's not a

[06:48:18] like an algorithmic

[06:48:20] a thing. What if it's like, uh,

[06:48:23] Nikita sat down and he goes, oh yeah,

[06:48:26] I'm going to make 10 different sets of things people can be allergic to.

[06:48:29] It'll fuck them in some different way. I'm going to say this. I think it's,

[06:48:33] I started interrupting. I think it's bullshit. You know what, Tark?

[06:48:37] You know what landmark is allergic to?

[06:48:40] What? Rack Cola. You cannot tell me that that is by chance.

[06:48:44] I think it's like the rat cola.

[06:48:48] Rat cola, landmark of the allergic to rat cola.

[06:48:51] Does she write them?

[06:48:53] No, rat cola like the drink I just found, the rat juice.

[06:48:56] I think it's stink rats.

[06:48:58] Oh, oh.

[06:48:59] And his, you know, landmarks, what's it called,

[06:49:02] is like the rat extermination, whatever the hell his

[06:49:06] streamer item is.

[06:49:07] I just find that too crazy.

[06:49:12] the guy known for exterminating rats is allergic to rat cola, you know?

[06:49:18] That's ridiculous, no way.

[06:49:23] That sure could be quidget.

[06:49:26] Yeah.

[06:49:29] And beer.

[06:49:33] Oh dude, I got an SR25 that run.

[06:49:37] I'm rock hard.

[06:49:42] I

[06:49:46] Were you a save finder up to you I don't remember it. Oh, yeah, we

[06:49:54] Yeah, we can compare question. I'm in the game. Okay, how many questions you have done for pepper

[06:50:01] Proper, what does it say?

[06:50:03] I have one two, three, four, five, six six quests done

[06:50:08] Got it. Okay, I'm sitting at a solid zero. One, two, three, four.

[06:50:19] I've got five done for Danvers. You probably have disposable syringes.

[06:50:27] I have a healthy alternative of first in line, blood in the water, shortage in supply plans.

[06:50:34] First in line, blood in the water, shortage, supply plans, and what else?

[06:50:37] Uh, I hope the alternative it's down below in essential tasks.

[06:50:42] You have to go down and over the lab journal.

[06:50:44] Where'd you get that at?

[06:50:46] Oh, that's just on factory.

[06:50:47] You get a scab junk box for it.

[06:50:49] Got it.

[06:50:50] Okay.

[06:50:51] That's an easy one.

[06:50:52] I can go knock that one out.

[06:50:53] Uh, skier, skier, I have zero.

[06:50:55] I have one singular one supplier, the white armor that I stole from your dead corpse in

[06:51:00] the toss.

[06:51:01] Fantastic.

[06:51:02] Fantastic.

[06:51:03] I've got Tiger Safari, chemical experiments

[06:51:05] and fuel shortage for beekeeper.

[06:51:08] I got those done plus master key,

[06:51:10] the Colt fishing gear and eagle eye.

[06:51:13] All right, mechanic, I've got passion for ergonomics

[06:51:16] and introduction.

[06:51:17] I got passion for ergonomics, introduction

[06:51:19] and steady signal, which is super easy.

[06:51:23] Ragman, I have fuel crisis, make ultra great again,

[06:51:26] gratitude, small things, big help,

[06:51:28] Pathfinder, break the deal.

[06:51:30] Okay, I have all those besides break the deal.

[06:51:33] I have nothing fishy about this.

[06:51:35] The SUV and extract from shoreline.

[06:51:41] Gotcha, okay.

[06:51:42] Well, you did that.

[06:51:43] That was an easy one.

[06:51:44] No, no, we never actually ended up doing it

[06:51:45] because we kept dying.

[06:51:46] Oh yeah.

[06:51:48] Well, you did that easy.

[06:51:49] And then I still had to mark those two ambulances

[06:51:50] so that's two I can do right there.

[06:51:52] Yup.

[06:51:53] And then Yeager, I've got the Huntsman path trophy,

[06:51:55] swift, first aid, all this filth and acquaintance.

[06:51:57] I have first aid, all this filth and acquaintance.

[06:52:00] I do not have the Huntsman path.

[06:52:03] Wait, which one do you have, trophy?

[06:52:04] Yeah, I don't have Versailles.

[06:52:06] But she looks like other than proper,

[06:52:08] we're pretty caught up to each other.

[06:52:11] Proper peacekeeper, I'm ahead of you on peacekeeper.

[06:52:13] That's because I've been hard focusing peacekeeper.

[06:52:17] No, no, no, yeah, peacekeeper is very important to get.

[06:52:20] By the way, dude, I don't know if they actually made it harder

[06:52:23] to get, it's possible that they made it harder

[06:52:27] to get these guys leveled up.

[06:52:29] I think what they did was just changing

[06:52:31] so the leveling system was simpler.

[06:52:32] Cause if you look at the top right,

[06:52:33] everything is perfectly rounded to a factor of 10.

[06:52:38] I think instead of like these quests,

[06:52:41] giving you like 0.01, 0.02,

[06:52:43] it is giving you 0.1 or 0.2 now.

[06:52:45] So it's a multiplicative of 10 now.

[06:52:48] You gonna come out?

[06:52:49] Yeah.

[06:52:51] Yeah, I don't think you're crazy.

[06:52:53] I don't know what's actually harder.

[06:52:54] Cause Yeager to get level three is 2.10,

[06:52:57] which is absolutely out of this world in the old times.

[06:53:00] Yeah.

[06:53:03] But in reality, it's not because it's by 10, right?

[06:53:05] Don't you try to say that?

[06:53:07] Yeah, that's what I'm saying is that, yeah,

[06:53:09] what used to be a 0.01 quest is now 10 times the amount.

[06:53:13] Well, I was at a 0.60.

[06:53:16] I just got Peacekeeper.

[06:53:18] I've done,

[06:53:21] I've done one, two, three, four, five, six, seven

[06:53:26] question total and I'm already at a one point three five we mammoth so it's not

[06:53:33] like we mammoth not super like it like this one for example I do this it's point

[06:53:38] twenty five that's fucking nuts that's nuts yeah I mean that in the olden days

[06:53:43] that would give you from level one to level three one possible yeah yeah all

[06:53:47] these are point twenty five so it's like four quests equals one point oh yeah I

[06:53:55] I think they just changed, it could be harder,

[06:53:56] it could be even easier, I don't know.

[06:53:58] I just know for a fact that they changed it to be a simpler.

[06:54:01] Thank you.

[06:54:05] Yep, all right.

[06:54:07] Perfect, perfect.

[06:54:09] Perfect.

[06:54:10] Shit.

[06:54:12] Shit.

[06:54:15] Shit.

[06:54:16] Which I didn't order my food,

[06:54:17] I gotta get my food here,

[06:54:18] I'm not starting to eat without food again.

[06:54:20] No, that was a bad mistake, boss.

[06:54:22] Yeah, cause then I just,

[06:54:23] end up getting food like 30 minutes into the stream and then everybody's just fucking waiting

[06:54:27] there for me and like I just started I haven't done anything yet no I'm basically just starting

[06:54:32] a stream for people to watch me. But you slam chick filet for 30 minutes. Yeah hey guys come on in

[06:54:41] it's gonna be a great day we'll be watching me for the next 15 minutes. That's every day for me.

[06:54:47] Yeah, you have a you have that thing you did the issue where you look up internet stuff

[06:54:52] that's gonna make it yeah watch clips that I eat it's the best I love it I was

[06:54:58] thinking about getting into that I just don't know the correct avenue because

[06:55:01] I definitely can't just pull up Twitter I would have to like have a Reddit thread

[06:55:04] or a discord thread no you just a clip a clip cue so like I'll show it to you

[06:55:08] really quick pull my stream up okay so if I pull up click you when video let me

[06:55:15] You're gonna hear audio for a second check. Give me one. So this clip you know, I can just tell chat

[06:55:22] Jack can you post some clips in the twitch chat really quick for me?

[06:55:25] You can link it to all chats

[06:55:27] But as they post the clips in the chat it puts it in this in this queue

[06:55:31] So I usually just kind of yet for a little bit as it loads in

[06:55:35] And people are used to it

[06:55:36] So they like wait to post the clips in the morning and then all I have to do after they post the clips is just hit next

[06:55:42] And it will play the clip

[06:55:44] That is fucking cool. Yeah, I would assume you I would take like a week of everybody in the community getting used to that being the method

[06:55:52] I mean the first time I open it is just nobody's prepared with any clips

[06:55:55] Oh, I mean people do it fast, especially like in my morning times like here. I'll show you

[06:56:00] Like if I go you guys are used to this I'm saying is you guys I mean Nick Nick just started doing it and his chat loves it

[06:56:09] Nick Merck's he just started in his morning at like the start of his streams

[06:56:14] It's good. It does really well on YouTube as well.

[06:56:19] All right. Where the hell are we going?

[06:56:23] What the hell do I do next?

[06:56:28] Thank you, my boy.

[06:56:29] You guys ready? It's all I do for you. So, I mean, if anything, it's finally, I'm panning by a little bit, you know?

[06:56:35] I

[06:56:39] Have never I haven't been on reddit so so long and I will never go back on reddit

[06:56:46] Be it beat a streamer and going on reddit is just not the move

[06:56:51] No, you can't look at it you can't look at I remember a long long long time ago

[06:56:57] I looked at it Louis for one day

[06:56:58] I'm only ever I'm only ever open the only time I've ever opened reddit without it being a Google link that I've been like

[06:57:04] How do I fix this chair, Reddit?

[06:57:06] I've only ever been on Reddit one day in my entire life

[06:57:10] without it coming from Google.

[06:57:12] And I regret it ever since.

[06:57:14] I will never go back.

[06:57:16] Places of cesspool.

[06:57:18] It's a cesspool, bro.

[06:57:20] There ain't nothing there.

[06:57:22] Unless you look at the like, is this better than that?

[06:57:26] Reddit is just never worth opening ever.

[06:57:29] Yeah, yeah, it's the worst.

[06:57:31] It's terrible.

[06:57:32] Everybody on there since the pompous bitch

[06:57:40] By talking to my chat for a little back I go take my dog out real quick

[06:57:44] Yeah, I'll talk to him

[06:57:47] Thank you. I got you. I got you. Hey guys. Hey guys. Hey, I do it guys. Hey guys

[06:57:53] How you doing? Hey guys, how you doing guys?

[06:57:56] I know it doesn't look like touch his chair spinning that fast right now when he got out of it

[06:58:00] That's because the sheer weight times the velocity of the chair has it moving at

[06:58:05] light speed in a circle to where the frame of this camera can't actually

[06:58:08] pick it up. It's like when they take videos of helicopters and it looks like

[06:58:11] the wings aren't moving. It is moving that fast where it looks like it's not

[06:58:16] moving. Again based off the the mass times the velocity of the of Hodge

[06:58:22] hitting his chair on the side on the way out. It'll slow down here in a second

[06:58:27] you'll be able to see it kind of move a little bit.

[06:58:29] But I can tell you that that's what's happening right now

[06:58:31] because that camera's only 60 frames per second.

[06:58:33] So again, it looks like it's not moving.

[06:58:36] Yeah, infinite energy glimpse.

[06:58:37] He can power a city with how fast

[06:58:39] that chair's rotating right now.

[06:58:40] I promise you that right now.

[06:58:41] I'll tell you that right now.

[06:58:45] Yeah, MXV is momentum.

[06:58:48] Exactly, right there.

[06:58:49] There it is, there it is.

[06:58:51] Substitute streamer.

[06:58:51] That's right guys, I am the substitute streamer.

[06:58:54] I hope you did your homework last night

[06:58:56] because I will not be allowing any misconduct

[06:59:00] or misbehaving in this classroom.

[06:59:02] You will be, and I will tell you what,

[06:59:04] I do a lot of hesitate to tell the streamer principle,

[06:59:06] Dan Clancy, I will tell Dan Clancy

[06:59:09] about any misbehaving I see in this classroom.

[06:59:12] All right, I'm talking to you, I'm talking to you.

[06:59:15] I'm talking, yes, I'm talking to you.

[06:59:17] That's right, I'll put your last night's homework assignment

[06:59:21] and turn it in and turn it in.

[06:59:23] I will not be grading these, your teacher will be,

[06:59:26] I'm just here as a substitute.

[06:59:29] Ah, welcome back, Mr. John.

[06:59:30] I'm John.

[06:59:31] That was a great job.

[06:59:32] I mean, I don't know how I could ever ask for more, you know?

[06:59:36] Yes.

[06:59:37] Of course, of course.

[06:59:38] Do you want, do you want?

[06:59:39] You had to whip them into shape.

[06:59:40] I had to whip them into shape.

[06:59:41] I told them there'll be no misbehaving.

[06:59:43] There'll be no misbehaving today.

[06:59:45] The thing is, it's just because it's a substitute streamer,

[06:59:47] they can misbehave, they can get away with things,

[06:59:49] but I've been substituting for many, many years.

[06:59:52] All right, this classroom has invited me back many times.

[06:59:55] many times many times

[07:00:05] step streamer

[07:00:07] I'm stuck

[07:00:09] goodness

[07:00:14] we can order for food

[07:00:16] dude, thanks for reminding me again

[07:00:18] I'm just ordering something that's really close to me

[07:00:20] oh, the local spot

[07:00:22] yeah, just local spot

[07:00:24] spot. Nice. It's not delicious but it gets here fast. That's all that matters. As you

[07:00:31] said since little assessments, I can get going. I can get going. Don't today. Don't

[07:00:47] Tell me it's that Mexican spot. No, it's not the Mexican spot.

[07:00:51] I don't want to be diary.

[07:00:57] I only eat the Mexican spot.

[07:00:59] If I have ample hours before the stream, you got enough.

[07:01:03] You got enough to clear out the entire battle syndrome.

[07:01:06] Yeah, that's a multi.

[07:01:08] I'm telling you, every time it's a multi-trip situation,

[07:01:10] you go in there for the first pool, you leave for 10 minutes,

[07:01:12] you are there for the second pool.

[07:01:13] It's like four or five pools before it's all out.

[07:01:16] it's all within like an hour.

[07:01:18] For a

[07:01:19] Jesus.

[07:01:21] I'm getting told that people are sheath specifically ran into the black division on streets.

[07:01:27] What is the black division? Is it like

[07:01:29] super gear people?

[07:01:31] Well black division was the guys on the boat remember and then

[07:01:34] yeah

[07:01:35] and then they moved them to labs for the event with wedge.

[07:01:39] I'm assuming

[07:01:41] I mean I don't know for certain it would be awesome if I'm wrong about this because

[07:01:45] about this because you know I'm wrong about this we can farm these guys for

[07:01:48] crazy gear would you be sick yeah so I'm gonna and so don't take it to take this

[07:01:54] the huge grain of salt it is the huge game of salt I like the vision I believe

[07:01:58] it's just the same guys you see in the boiler room on the ship but it could be

[07:02:02] it could be less it could be less than because they're not like gear wise brother

[07:02:06] I just remember the guys I brought over the first day very nice oh the guys you

[07:02:13] guy the first raid on interchange who wore those guys if they those were black

[07:02:17] division they have lowered their gear if they were someone else they have it oh I

[07:02:22] remember what you're talking about yeah those sons of bitches were decked out I

[07:02:27] mean the way that they pushed I'm pretty sure it was black division there's no one

[07:02:33] else spawns over there I don't remember anyone else playing over there and there's

[07:02:37] no bosses on interchange except for Killa and Gila.

[07:02:42] And you also say that they lowered their gear, but if you think about it, we didn't really even

[07:02:46] see their gear. You got instantly clapped and then those two guys rushed in to kill us, which,

[07:02:52] by the way, I watched that back. I looked at them. Okay, got you. Like, for instance, the reason I

[07:02:57] think they lowered their gear, because when you go on the ship, they are addressing black helmets,

[07:03:04] black armor everything and i specifically remember the guy who killed me had a hat on

[07:03:10] oh yeah that's definitely different than yeah those guys always had helmets on they were always

[07:03:16] nice helmets yeah i see my lowered them yeah i mean it makes sense it's not crazy

[07:03:26] i'm telling you we might want to actually just rush

[07:03:28] Icebreaker dude. Like right like today. If we get on icebreaker just run it like twice.

[07:03:34] Not even to the end just like to the helicopter. You have like 10 kits of

[07:03:39] metagons, metag gear, meta bullets, everything. I mean you're not wrong.

[07:03:46] You're not wrong at all. Yeah. And we can just we literally just have to clear to

[07:03:52] the helicopter. Yeah and a good point made by GV843. We'd level up a

[07:03:58] shitload which is usually the bottleneck of leveling up your traders in the first place as you get level locked. Yeah, true

[07:04:08] Yeah, I mean I'm not against it down for literally anything tonight

[07:04:12] I mean I've lived I have been questing non-stop all day long, so I

[07:04:17] Mean I when I woke up they were like yeah, he got to level 26 last night, so I have been just slamming dying on repeat

[07:04:26] I'm in I'm in

[07:04:28] And I used my one marker I needed.

[07:04:30] Fuck me.

[07:04:32] Alright, it's a loot run.

[07:04:48] Kenny, how am I supposed to read my chat and play the game and talk to Peanut all at the exact same time?

[07:04:56] Peach is sitting there probably fingering his butthole

[07:05:09] Well, I got a player here

[07:05:26] Oh, he said peanuts.

[07:05:30] Oh, it's a scabbo.

[07:05:33] It's a scabbo.

[07:05:34] It's a scabbo.

[07:05:44] I also think you guys have to realize when you have 100,000 people all chatting it up,

[07:05:49] little bit harder to read a stream. I apologize you cocksucker. You know what I hit level 15?

[07:06:15] I'm expecting to be able to buy keys. I go to buy keys level 25 to buy keys. I wanted to cry

[07:06:25] Level 20, I mean, what are you buying? I mean, you don't even need shit a level 25

[07:06:32] I mean you do but that's like a marked room and shit like that

[07:06:36] Yeah, I don't know.

[07:06:38] I don't know.

[07:06:39] We can get a little great vibe with that icebreaker.

[07:06:42] It's good.

[07:06:44] Fast, too.

[07:06:52] Yes, little baby!

[07:06:58] What also just matters is that what we want to do

[07:07:01] while everyone's fighting in all that good jazz,

[07:07:04] We're doing icebreaker

[07:07:06] That's yeah, that's why I was just thinking like

[07:07:09] We would a lot of the fun right now is that everybody's out there blast and maybe we don't do it

[07:07:14] Yeah, even though it would benefit us the most probably

[07:07:18] Maybe we don't

[07:07:21] I'm down for either one

[07:07:26] I'm with this how will we keep doing whatever we're doing until we have the the the

[07:07:30] the points to get all level four traders and then like which way we're level lock and then once we're level lock

[07:07:36] You're doing I'm in for that

[07:07:40] Zm3 what you got there?

[07:07:43] What is it?

[07:07:44] Key got I don't know what this is

[07:07:47] It's the men's key apartment. I don't even know what mappings for

[07:08:00] Oh, there's three bullets in there, nine-five.

[07:08:07] It's for streets.

[07:08:08] That key is for streets.

[07:08:09] The quest key as well.

[07:08:10] Boom.

[07:08:11] Jackpot.

[07:08:12] People have been very geared today, by the way.

[07:08:27] I haven't really run into anybody without...

[07:08:30] Like I've run into maybe a few people with...withs...

[07:08:34] like, MP5s, maybe?

[07:08:37] But all the people I've killed has been as good, if not more good, than me.

[07:08:42] Hmm...

[07:08:43] Hmm...

[07:08:44] Yeah.

[07:08:50] And supposedly, what I heard on the...

[07:08:52] through the grapevine, is that people are getting leveled up fast through Arena,

[07:08:56] Which is kind of the norm, but...

[07:08:59] God, Zesty.

[07:09:01] Very Zesty.

[07:09:02] Very Zesty.

[07:09:04] Very Zesty activity.

[07:09:06] Someone say incredibly Zesty activity.

[07:09:13] Insurmountable amount of Zesty.

[07:09:17] You just got done ripping that thing amount of Zesty.

[07:09:21] Yeah.

[07:09:21] Zesty, Zesty, Zesty, Zesty.

[07:09:26] They're here, bro. They're actually here. What we talked about it's here

[07:09:36] That's pretty fire me

[07:09:52] I have no meds

[07:09:56] You get up close, go all the way down to the far end, so we're going to the stairs.

[07:10:05] Because I don't ever sound like I don't know where they are.

[07:10:07] They're underneath me.

[07:10:17] Oh, no.

[07:10:26] Oh there's no way we talked about it now they're here what the f**k

[07:10:46] Okay, well it doesn't seem like they can go up staircases, but it does seem like they

[07:11:14] can 100% shoot you through fucking walls or see you through walls.

[07:11:44] Yeah, they're following me.

[07:12:13] Can't heal I forgot meds, bro. I

[07:12:22] Need them to come over here

[07:12:28] If I fight on the other staircase, I'm already dead

[07:12:30] Once right here that guy blasts me the second I go down there

[07:12:46] I got dude dude dude what do I do this sucks I'm in a pussy sandwich

[07:12:56] I mean I could go up maybe to the roof I need to find some meds

[07:13:26] I could drop through hole and just hope that they're not holding it, but we want

[07:13:33] I probably want to be up close now

[07:13:38] Yeah, I was trying to get the conditions they're gonna kill you

[07:13:50] I think the program not to shoot you in the head for the first bullet although

[07:13:54] that sometimes just happens, so as long as you keep and are confident in your first shot and just take that off, you should be good.

[07:14:06] Okay, I don't know.

[07:14:15] Other players are firing them right now.

[07:14:19] They just murdered a player.

[07:14:24] Wheeze, a wheeze!

[07:14:28] Bring it on.

[07:14:39] That's affirmative.

[07:14:41] Yeah, they're all over here do we I don't know I don't know what to do they've all rotated over to me though

[07:15:01] How much time do I have?

[07:15:06] How much time?

[07:15:07] What is the exclamation point no drops do?

[07:15:11] It's just to notify people of when the drops are.

[07:15:14] No drops is I think whenever people were spamming that we did have drops that was a while ago.

[07:15:20] We have so many exclamation marks something that are from months ago that we just haven't

[07:15:26] cleared.

[07:15:27] They're still fighting things.

[07:15:30] I do that all the time.

[07:15:33] Shit, whatever sponsors, whatever I do, game sponsors,

[07:15:35] and they have me put that panel below my stream,

[07:15:37] they get like, oh, they only, they know

[07:15:40] they're getting it for a week, bro.

[07:15:41] First show.

[07:15:42] They say I'm not going to month this shit.

[07:15:44] I get to make clearbots when I get my next monster.

[07:15:46] Yeah, I'm the exact same way.

[07:15:49] They're getting so many days for me for free.

[07:15:53] Yeah, yeah.

[07:15:57] All righty, so what's the chance of me actually killing these guys pretty slow?

[07:16:02] You're the best you're the best ever do it

[07:16:06] You got this you have time you get on equal ground with it that I remember that when I was doing the boat

[07:16:11] The will kill you the most is if you're on different elevations in me as long as they're on the same elevation as me I kill them easy

[07:16:27] Oh, god.

[07:16:40] Love that.

[07:16:51] Oh, my M995 ammo.

[07:16:57] They're just all, they're all so tucked, all right, and if I just give them, if I, if

[07:17:14] I just give them a, a headie, they're just gonna head me, right?

[07:17:18] Uh, I mean, I, I think maybe, I'm taking, as long as you're confident, you, you peak

[07:17:22] You unload like five full bullets, so I didn't try to do the one time

[07:17:28] Nice today, dude. Shake her dead. Yeah, I did do anything

[07:17:32] Hearing one

[07:17:34] Yeah, I think they're in here. I think there's some right there as well. Don't you just walk up to him blast him

[07:17:44] There's also some outside

[07:17:52] that's not bad

[07:17:59] he's like

[07:18:02] that's not bad

[07:18:05] hey Diver boy

[07:18:10] That's not bad.

[07:18:12] Hey, nice boy boy.

[07:18:14] Play tight.

[07:18:22] This whole time it wasn't dead boys.

[07:18:24] No, no, no, that's just not them.

[07:18:26] That I just killed.

[07:18:30] Oh, I might have killed them all.

[07:18:32] I think someone killed them all.

[07:18:40] as a player down here now

[07:19:08] I love lights.

[07:19:27] Look at all my...

[07:19:30] God.

[07:19:38] Oh, where did he go?

[07:19:49] There has to be a guy outside just sitting there chilling.

[07:20:01] I hear something.

[07:20:02] i think some

[07:20:09] something's in the basement

[07:20:23] back please mad mad mad mad

[07:20:32] Check the bodies. Yeah, if I check that body, I'm just going to get blabbed by the guy

[07:20:58] I killed the bodies.

[07:21:14] i hear him

[07:21:44] Oh, yeah, I got some gear boys here.

[07:22:01] I have a feeling.

[07:22:06] I have a feeling.

[07:22:08] Yeah?

[07:22:09] What is that feeling?

[07:22:11] this guy may be the greatest of all time. I mean you are aimed in free firing with a

[07:22:22] fucking hammer sight of all things. All right, well, big waste of time that was. All righty, cool.

[07:22:31] All right.

[07:22:41] Just a goat ran into some goats already it is

[07:22:48] and to go do another quest

[07:22:58] I

[07:23:02] Saw 25 I wonder if I can get a

[07:23:07] Ring safe this I can't oh it's

[07:23:13] Yeah, do you think what if I can get

[07:23:20] Mmm, I don't think I have any ringsides for that shit, bro

[07:23:28] I'd like to use the SR 25 SR 25 could actually go crazy right now it sucks that fucking sucks

[07:23:45] box. That shit instantly got bought too. I should have just bought it. Yeah, the dude's

[07:23:58] reaction time was just fucking nasty. He probably hasn't played a different game in the last

[07:24:08] seven years. All righty, we can go to Customs and start working on this AK-74U task because

[07:24:23] that is something that if I wait for P4, we're going to have to share it. So it might just

[07:24:31] be better if I just go knock that shit out. I think so. I have no side plates for this.

[07:24:47] Oh we share it, you're right. Okay, it might actually be worth waiting then. Is this a

[07:24:56] shitty rig since it doesn't have any extra armor it is right

[07:25:09] I'm a decent exists yeah yeah yep yep yep it's all good I was going big huh oh

[07:25:16] you know just got my pussy beating the shit after waiting 45 minutes you know

[07:25:22] the typical and

[07:25:25] Dastic and

[07:25:27] People who haven't played a different game in the last 15 years just beating my ass and I ate a quest item kill me

[07:25:36] Dude, I was I'm doing a bunch of work at my seat right now you remember that

[07:25:41] For the July video I made right yeah the sick one

[07:25:45] Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, well the problem is that all the classic 80s and like 90s rock sodoms are all owned by

[07:25:52] Sony and Warner Brothers and stuff. Oh, bro. It's an instant DMCA every time. Well, no, no, no.

[07:25:58] The problem is I don't give a fuck about DMCA. You know me. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, but there's

[07:26:03] levels to it. And for some reason, the big companies like Sony and Warner, if they own a song,

[07:26:08] they won't just DMCA you. They'll take your whole video down, which is why I don't play that intro

[07:26:14] anymore, because that song that I use, if you know what it's called, it's like the rock one.

[07:26:17] on that one is one of those come.

[07:26:20] No, it wasn't fevered.

[07:26:21] It was a thunder struck.

[07:26:26] It's not a strong.

[07:26:27] Oh, yeah, GGs.

[07:26:29] Yeah.

[07:26:30] So I had to kind of switch it to rap.

[07:26:33] I won't lie.

[07:26:34] It's a fire video.

[07:26:35] And if nobody ever saw the first one, they love it.

[07:26:38] But because they see the first one, I have a good.

[07:26:41] On.

[07:26:44] They're gonna be like, why would you do this, P?

[07:26:48] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

[07:26:50] Like you've changed, you've changed.

[07:26:53] Yeah, yeah, you're gonna get ripped for that, no doubt.

[07:26:58] Yeah.

[07:27:02] Yeah.

[07:27:05] I can't wait to hear you explain

[07:27:08] why you changed it a hundred times today.

[07:27:11] It's gonna be fantastic.

[07:27:14] Well, I actually have a new edge.

[07:27:15] I said, I probably play.

[07:27:21] Hey, you do you do you?

[07:27:26] Yeah, whatever.

[07:27:30] That goes.

[07:27:31] That's how the cookie crumbles.

[07:27:35] That's how to keep crumbles.

[07:27:39] I'm trying to think of where I want to go next for this quest.

[07:27:42] I mean, I could go woods and go do what you did.

[07:27:47] It's probably my best option, right?

[07:27:49] Yeah, probably.

[07:27:50] I see a guy in your chat say,

[07:27:51] pay 10K for the license.

[07:27:52] Hey, headshot, if I wanted to license the Thunderstruck,

[07:27:56] it'd be 50 million dollars.

[07:27:58] Okay.

[07:28:04] Yeah, dude, just pay 10K, man.

[07:28:06] It's how easy it is, idiot.

[07:28:08] Yeah, for those of you guys that don't know,

[07:28:10] The world has not cut up the streamers yet.

[07:28:12] The world has not cut up the streamers.

[07:28:14] So if streamer wants a song,

[07:28:15] they have to pay the same amount

[07:28:18] that somebody hosting a concert of 100,000 people would pay.

[07:28:21] It's the same price.

[07:28:23] You can't just buy songs for a streamer.

[07:28:26] So like, and that's per use, by the way.

[07:28:28] So I'd be using, I'd be paying $50 million per use.

[07:28:32] For each time.

[07:28:34] Each time.

[07:28:35] Yeah.

[07:28:36] Yeah.

[07:28:37] Yeah, it's dumb.

[07:28:39] That's why I kind of just use stuff, you know,

[07:28:45] despite that it DMCA's me

[07:28:46] because there's no avenue for me to do it.

[07:28:48] Because if there wasn't an avenue for me to do it,

[07:28:50] I'd do it.

[07:28:51] We both do it.

[07:28:52] I'd do it, yeah.

[07:28:53] I mean, if it was available, I would pay my dues

[07:28:55] and do whatever, but there's not.

[07:28:58] So, man.

[07:29:00] Do you skip fucked?

[07:29:02] Yeah.

[07:29:05] Per use, per use.

[07:29:07] Per use, per use.

[07:29:08] Nothing I've known about that.

[07:29:10] I will say they're trying.

[07:29:11] I think there's like one website that like is trying

[07:29:13] to do that for streamers.

[07:29:14] But I mean, if you look at it, it has no songs

[07:29:16] you've ever heard of.

[07:29:17] It's all like monster cat and stuff like that.

[07:29:22] Yeah.

[07:29:23] Did you do this?

[07:29:24] They're working on it.

[07:29:24] Did you do this by just not bringing an armor

[07:29:26] and just going nothing?

[07:29:28] Yeah, I was popping.

[07:29:32] I was actually, I was demon mode by the end of the night.

[07:29:35] I was going crazy.

[07:29:36] I was actually using the op sks the light yellow version with the

[07:29:41] Whatever the scope is the job and I mean I was going there no armor and I was just I was I mean

[07:29:46] I was going crazy dude. I think I'm gonna go mozen for the mozen quest as well

[07:29:52] Usually see

[07:29:54] She's popping the fuck off let the last like two hours of my stream. I was a murderer. I was a murderer. I

[07:30:00] I remember I remember I shot Sturman his two guys pushed me. I had one bullet left in the opposite case

[07:30:06] I go I'm out of ammo. I need help. I'd flick left no scope from like 20 meters

[07:30:11] guards headshot like a holy fuck

[07:30:17] Pop his guard from his other guard

[07:30:20] I

[07:30:21] Had one time today on customs and in Crack house where I had a guy

[07:30:26] Unpunny grenade. I pushed him

[07:30:28] He was like, you know, in that awkward like, oh, shit, Bomi throws the grenade at the ground, kill him, run back inside, free fire peak, and then obliterate the second guy.

[07:30:39] That was the only time today where I was like, all right, I feel, I feel like I'm a peak, peak animal.

[07:30:45] Hell yeah, hell yeah, brother, hell yeah.

[07:30:49] Yeah, I'm telling you, when you get that ball rolling, you just keep rolling.

[07:30:53] The confidence in this game is literally 50% of the battle.

[07:30:57] Yeah, I'm at the point in Tarkov, where I just don't think I'm ever gonna hold an angle against anybody.

[07:31:03] The DC is so bad.

[07:31:05] Like, I feel like that guy probably...

[07:31:06] If I do, I'm tapping the lean button 100,000 times. If I ever hold an angle.

[07:31:11] Yeah.

[07:31:12] I boop, boop, boop, back, boop, back, back, forward, back, forward, in the hopes that he peeks me when I'm on the back.

[07:31:18] Yeah, that guy probably saw me for four seconds before he killed me.

[07:31:24] Yeah, holding an angle was not worth it.

[07:31:26] I feel like in a corner where they won't see you.

[07:31:29] Yeah.

[07:31:34] Don't matter here. You're back.

[07:31:35] I'm back.

[07:31:56] Are you at skybows want on do you want on him? I

[07:32:05] Think these need to be a farther shot, but I'll take any kills I can get

[07:32:26] I'm gonna fucking warzone.

[07:32:47] That one might have counted.

[07:32:50] Okay.

[07:32:51] I'm putting in work right now before more that won't count

[07:33:04] And me making that wish oh fuck I just be open in a sonic burger

[07:33:13] I thought you said a local spot local spot is it a fucking sonic burger

[07:33:21] it's locale is

[07:33:36] I know there's some big dirty man just waiting for me to walk out of this hut

[07:33:45] no way

[07:33:48] nice

[07:33:51] Yo, Sonic is... I... listen, a lot of people will talk their shit about Sonic. I like Sonic.

[07:34:19] I think they're drinks fire they have a lot of really good drinks the ones where you can

[07:34:24] like put strawberries in it and shit love the drinks burgers are good corn dogs are great

[07:34:30] chili fries chili tots fantastic

[07:34:33] Sonic glass

[07:34:37] Sonic glass oh no my chat have you been using I don't know it might be a little too much

[07:34:44] for you and have you used the multi chat shit

[07:34:48] it. No, I need to. Too much. The bottom is even even when

[07:34:57] Twitch has less viewers than YouTube, Twitch talks way way way more than YouTube. I literally

[07:35:05] never read YouTube if I if I combine them. So I just pull up three chats. I pull up Twitch,

[07:35:10] YouTube and kick. I don't even pull up the chat. I never have never will. I don't want

[07:35:16] I don't know what the people on X have to say.

[07:35:18] Well, I thought I was about to juice up this multi-chat.

[07:35:21] Now it's fucking broken, so.

[07:35:25] OK, it just doesn't work.

[07:35:27] Oh, there's one that just came out.

[07:35:29] Literally just came out that does work pretty good for me.

[07:35:32] It's been working.

[07:35:33] Obviously, right now, it decides to break.

[07:35:36] Oh, yeah, I mean, it makes sense.

[07:35:38] Well, I'm not talking about workers in function.

[07:35:39] Like, I have one that functions.

[07:35:41] It just doesn't work because whenever someone logs onto

[07:35:44] the different platforms that are there for different reasons.

[07:35:46] Twins, they're there to like, you know, interact and stuff.

[07:35:50] On YouTube, they're just there to watch.

[07:35:51] And so, their chat's gonna get drowned out

[07:35:53] so fast in Twitch cards.

[07:36:04] All right, Chad, one second.

[07:36:05] My stuff just broke for some reason.

[07:36:07] Just unlimited rolling.

[07:36:14] By the way, there's one thing I'm saying I

[07:36:17] Don't usually like get to in depth on stream

[07:36:20] Because I'm just gonna keep it like even fun. Yeah

[07:36:23] Yeah, I see guys really

[07:36:27] Like oh dude look at your viewer count

[07:36:29] I remember on arc Raiders. It was this just saying like as in like they're trying to get me to go back to arc Raiders

[07:36:35] I'm like dude, dude, you've got to like not be a real person

[07:36:39] And you don't know what the fuck you're talking about

[07:36:41] I think that's the problem, bro, like, hey, I don't know how anyone can look at somebody.

[07:36:49] I mean, even I'll use myself for an example.

[07:36:52] You know, we'll go somewhere and I'll have like six K viewers or five K viewers instead

[07:36:56] of having eight or nine.

[07:36:58] Like, oh, how could you go and play this whenever on Arc Raiders you had 10?

[07:37:04] It's like, bro, you think five is bad?

[07:37:08] That's well, but also, also, art readers have 400,000 people playing it when I was playing it, now it's 30.

[07:37:15] Exactly.

[07:37:16] That's like saying, that's like saying, uh, dude, ninja, why do you have 5,000 viewers?

[07:37:21] I don't play Fortnite.

[07:37:22] Do you not think for even two seconds?

[07:37:26] No, they don't.

[07:37:27] Two seconds.

[07:37:28] They don't.

[07:37:29] They don't.

[07:37:30] They just lose.

[07:37:31] Yeah, they don't.

[07:37:32] I still have people, and I know you do too.

[07:37:34] I still have I'll have that one person every like couple of weeks that comes in and goes

[07:37:40] Man, I just saw what happened in the war the bungulator war

[07:37:48] Got obliterated

[07:37:50] How's the how's the bugulator war going? I'm just like man. Did you just wake up from a coma?

[07:37:58] No, I'm not a lot of those but

[07:38:01] I'll have first time job though they'll come in and they'd be like wait does he not put

[07:38:07] argument anymore?

[07:38:08] Yeah, you've actually been in a coma.

[07:38:10] Yeah, you've been in a coma chief.

[07:38:12] You've been in a coma.

[07:38:13] You've been living on a rock.

[07:38:20] I feel like I killed those guys with the real gun.

[07:38:22] I swear every time I bring a Mosin and I die with it.

[07:38:28] The first thing I think every time is I would have killed him with a regular gun

[07:38:34] Even if it isn't true, that's what I think every time

[07:38:52] Again or more kills

[07:38:54] The quest is 10 kills of that armor so we're just trying to get it out.

[07:39:01] Big kind of friend today.

[07:39:03] We're definitely getting back into the swing of things for sure.

[07:39:07] But there's just like little things like for example holding that angle against the

[07:39:10] sweaty, like I should have never held that angle.

[07:39:24] You think peanuts petite?

[07:39:41] I don't know how he is.

[07:39:44] I don't know how he is, but yes.

[07:39:50] all right. Yeah, you know, usually start to stream in around eight. I think you might

[07:39:58] go live a little bit earlier.

[07:40:00] All right, come on four more, that's it.

[07:40:21] Damn it, four more.

[07:40:25] Another good spawn.

[07:40:26] do this again

[07:40:39] he's just chilling right now i think he's gonna play some off stream and then

[07:40:41] start streaming a little bit

[07:40:43] oh yeah

[07:40:47] just getting beat in it

[07:40:52] these burgers I'll tell you that I think you're coming up for air yeah I was I didn't breathe that

[07:41:02] the same time oh jeez good for you I love that love that for you boss thank you

[07:41:22] is that peanut no it's pistachio cousin of the peanut

[07:41:52] What?

[07:41:53] Okay.

[07:41:54] My gun's not shooting straight.

[07:41:57] Not good.

[07:41:58] The second one was a miss.

[07:41:59] First two, I don't know what happened.

[07:42:02] What the fuck?

[07:42:04] What the fuck?

[07:42:06] What the fuck?

[07:42:08] What the fuck?

[07:42:10] What the fuck?

[07:42:12] What the fuck?

[07:42:14] What the fuck?

[07:42:16] What the fuck?

[07:42:18] What the fuck?

[07:42:20] What the fuck?

[07:42:22] I'm never using the fucking bolt action with that armor again.

[07:42:27] Ever. Ever ever ever ever ever ever ever.

[07:42:32] I'm fucking pissed about it.

[07:42:34] I am pissed. I'm fucking so mad.

[07:42:38] I am so pissed.

[07:42:41] That'll happen, boss.

[07:42:43] What is this game?

[07:42:45] How are those misses?

[07:42:48] Oh

[07:42:51] I'm fucking hot I'm taking a pistol, bro. The Mosin is the most inconsistent piece of dog shit

[07:42:59] I've ever used I am hot. I'm hot

[07:43:03] I'm sure the Mosin is revealed at the second most

[07:43:08] liable

[07:43:10] Fuck you die

[07:43:16] Fuck you, I'm mad. I'm so mad about that

[07:43:20] Now I gotta now I gotta bring you know, it's not even about the loopy, you know, it's not even I'm not even bringing anything in

[07:43:28] It's about just sitting there fucking whiffin and every shot

[07:43:32] I feel like it was the one.

[07:43:34] What are you doing? What are you doing?

[07:43:36] No armor? On which?

[07:43:38] Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. You're doing it wrong.

[07:43:40] You're doing it wrong. Go traitors. Go traitors.

[07:43:42] Go traitors. Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap.

[07:43:44] Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap.

[07:43:46] The traitors, the traitors go to the Yeager

[07:43:48] and do the Opus KS, the light one,

[07:43:50] and then you put the 4x cheap scope on it.

[07:43:52] It's fucking fantastic, dude.

[07:43:54] It's fantastic.

[07:43:56] That's even 45k. I only need two more.

[07:43:58] I'm gonna go in there with a pistol.

[07:44:00] All right. All right. All right. I'm saying that gun is actually good, though.

[07:44:04] Just in general, you can you can put in work with that that you can kill a PMC because of that.

[07:44:08] I, for me personally, I am absolutely horrendous with anything that is a tapper.

[07:44:18] I cannot have to save my life unless I'm shooting like really good ammo.

[07:44:25] I can't tap for shit. I

[07:44:29] Need a full lotto, bro. I need a full lotto put it head level and just pray

[07:44:34] Yeah, guys, you heard him you heard him. He's battling something that taps better take the pistol

[07:44:40] Well, I need one scab bro. I'm literally killing what scab and I'm alt f4-ing out of the fucking raid

[07:44:55] I don't know I get it when I go to Texas Roadhouse.

[07:45:02] Do you ever go to a me personally never never it's not because I am too lazy.

[07:45:19] All of that is a big factor is because I'm genuinely incapable.

[07:45:23] I used to be able to cook like some stuff,

[07:45:25] like very basic stuff.

[07:45:27] But I told you the last time I tried to cook

[07:45:29] and probably the last time I ever will

[07:45:30] is when it was five in the morning,

[07:45:32] I went to a gas station.

[07:45:33] I bought out literally their entire supply

[07:45:36] of mac and cheese, all of them.

[07:45:39] And it was all the individual boxes.

[07:45:41] I came home and I put them all in a big bowl.

[07:45:44] I boiled a pot of water and I dumped it in.

[07:45:47] And then I put the cheese in there.

[07:45:49] And it was the most disgusting.

[07:45:50] It was crap mac and cheese.

[07:45:51] I will eat literal dog shit off the sidewalk if it's cooked by the sun enough.

[07:45:55] I couldn't eat it.

[07:45:58] I couldn't eat it.

[07:45:59] It was so disgusting.

[07:46:00] It was so disgusting.

[07:46:03] It was actually a set of bull down.

[07:46:05] It was actually a lake of cheese, a lake of cheese water all the way on top of it.

[07:46:10] You couldn't see a single noodle.

[07:46:17] I'm telling you buddy, you gotta try grilling.

[07:46:20] Frillin so much easier

[07:46:23] Speaking of food, baby. You want to make me know about that chicken? I didn't forget to drain it

[07:46:27] Well, I guys listen what I did was before I put it in the bowl what I did was like well

[07:46:32] No, no, so after I put everything in the water

[07:46:33] I took each individual cup and it you know has the filled to water line

[07:46:37] I filled the water to that line and then put it in the pot

[07:46:41] Yeah, and so I did that with every single one so the water a lot perfect the water amount was perfect

[07:46:46] It's still in it. I mean like that

[07:46:50] give me that shit give me that shit give me that shit come on I might have died to the

[07:47:01] goons but I got bird eye fuck yeah quest done quest done quest nice work boys I'm telling

[07:47:12] I know I'm not the smartest, okay?

[07:47:15] Okay.

[07:47:16] But just because one thing of mac and cheese requires

[07:47:21] X amount of water and X amount of cheese,

[07:47:23] it does not mean if you take nine things of mac and cheese

[07:47:27] and put all nine together with the same amount of water,

[07:47:31] cheese, and whatever, that it does,

[07:47:34] that does not cook the same as just one thing.

[07:47:37] Explain to me why.

[07:47:38] Explain to me why.

[07:47:39] Why it has something scientifically to do with it's cooking.

[07:47:45] No, the boiling.

[07:47:46] No, yeah.

[07:47:46] You less you listen up here.

[07:47:47] Yeah, you go ahead, go ahead.

[07:47:50] Yeah.

[07:47:51] That would make sense if I was microwaving it

[07:47:52] or put it in the oven, but I was, it's boiling water.

[07:47:55] So it cooks evenly.

[07:47:57] It cooks evenly.

[07:47:58] And for those of you guys that are saying

[07:47:59] you have to strain it, no, you don't.

[07:48:01] Those individual packages, you fill the waterline

[07:48:04] you put in the microwave and then it's done.

[07:48:06] So in theory, if I'm cooking the noodles evenly with the water

[07:48:11] and I use the exact amount of water per package,

[07:48:14] the exact amount of cheese per package,

[07:48:16] it should come out the same way.

[07:48:17] No, it's not how cooking works, bro.

[07:48:20] You can't put a big-ass bowl with a bunch of ingredients,

[07:48:25] even if, again, it's one serving, one serving, one serving.

[07:48:29] Put it together, it cooks fine, right?

[07:48:31] You can't put nine servings, nine servings, nine servings.

[07:48:34] Put it all together.

[07:48:35] The density of the ball, the amount of water, the amount of cheese, it changes even if it

[07:48:40] is specific to the serving size.

[07:48:42] I'm telling you, I'm not crazy.

[07:48:47] It changes.

[07:48:49] You work for Russia.

[07:48:50] That's what's going on here.

[07:48:51] I'm not, bro.

[07:48:52] I'm telling you.

[07:48:53] You're Putin's butt slut.

[07:48:54] You're Putin's butt slut.

[07:48:55] You're Putin's butt slut.

[07:48:56] You're Putin's butt slut.

[07:48:57] You're Putin's butt slut.

[07:48:58] That's what you are.

[07:48:59] I'm telling you, I'm telling you, if something says one serving, whatever the hell, and you

[07:49:08] put it with another thing, especially nine different ones, shit changes.

[07:49:15] Shit changes.

[07:49:16] Obviously, but let me tell you, I ran the numbers.

[07:49:20] I did the math.

[07:49:21] I pulled open the whiteboard and did the physics on it and in theory, it should have

[07:49:24] couldn't perfectly.

[07:49:25] Okay.

[07:49:26] Got it.

[07:49:27] Got it.

[07:49:29] Shut up, you're right. Yeah, that's right

[07:49:32] Theory is gonna work perfectly in theory is gonna work perfectly. Got it. Got it and theory and theory

[07:49:41] All right, that's not have you done the escrow is in the bunkers yet

[07:49:50] Hey, oh

[07:49:52] So I what yeah, have you done ischra's in the bunker yet and about no, I have not we did get it though

[07:49:57] We didn't all right. We'll do that together. I'll keep that put another stuff in my stream

[07:50:01] It's got to keep working. Yeah, you're good. I'm going mark this thing on shoreline real quick

[07:50:09] I'm a way to do the AK's you have the AK 74 quest, right?

[07:50:15] I don't have the scabs on customs

[07:50:18] Who gives that?

[07:50:22] I

[07:50:32] Have no idea anyone know oh

[07:50:35] Lemon's ready

[07:50:37] Wanna run trios of lemon?

[07:50:40] Yeah, but again, I'm gonna start until five which is 40 minutes from now

[07:50:45] And I'm gonna get a prize

[07:50:47] AKS dogs

[07:50:49] All right, proper. Let me see. I literally have no quest for proper. I don't know how, but I'm zero

[07:50:57] How do you have dude dude? I'm doing the quest without you. Fuck you. Fuck you. We should die

[07:51:02] I bet you it only takes like two questions. I'm like all the best you have probably now. I

[07:51:08] Don't doubt it

[07:51:14] Queen select Queen

[07:51:19] I'm mad. Let me do the call.

[07:51:29] That's good. I'll be kind of

[07:51:30] making for the guy. Yeah, you're

[07:51:31] good.

[07:51:41] Tell them and I'm calling them

[07:51:42] chat. Tell them to answer.

[07:51:48] What can I wear with the gushes? Can I wear a penis with the gush?

[07:51:53] Hello, boys.

[07:51:54] Hey, what's up, Ramon? Listen, Phoenix is a dumbass. He doesn't know he has to answer

[07:51:58] this call. He's also doing stuff. And he's dumb. I don't know if I said that yet.

[07:52:04] Yeah, I figured out he's...

[07:52:06] He's a little slow.

[07:52:08] He's got an IQ. He's got an IQ. I don't want to say hello.

[07:52:11] It's...

[07:52:12] It's...

[07:52:13] It's...

[07:52:14] It's...

[07:52:15] You know, average?

[07:52:16] Average?

[07:52:17] Yeah.

[07:52:18] We don't want to judge, you know, we don't want to judge, we want to make our friends

[07:52:23] feel bad about their stupidly low IQ.

[07:52:27] Oh yeah, we want to, we want to be uplifting with affirmations.

[07:52:31] Yes.

[07:52:32] Yes.

[07:52:33] You know what?

[07:52:34] Let me start with some affirmations now.

[07:52:35] Lemon, I love the fact that in a survival situation, if we were stranded on an island,

[07:52:41] you would quite literally just die because you wouldn't be able to consume water to save

[07:52:47] your life.

[07:52:48] Okay, I'm not sure if that was an affirmation, but I affirm that yesterday I realized that

[07:52:57] you are the kind of person, Hutch, when you see danger and fear and, you know, big guys

[07:53:04] with big guns, you flee in the opposite direction.

[07:53:07] What?

[07:53:08] You're running down your-

[07:53:09] What?

[07:53:10] How did you come to this conclusion?

[07:53:13] I saw you.

[07:53:14] I saw you.

[07:53:15] We were in.

[07:53:16] hold and we're being rushed by Rashallah and the boys and you

[07:53:19] mean after them and there was I believe your last words were

[07:53:24] like help me help me. There was no way about it. It was me. I

[07:53:30] was getting rushed and you know what you did? You said the

[07:53:32] corner and you watched me get fucked by Rashallah and his

[07:53:36] homies. He sat there and said yeah, just like that smack his

[07:53:40] ass boys. Make sure you smack his ass. Well, I did. Okay, I

[07:53:46] I did see it all happen, but I want to be very clear.

[07:53:48] I was reloading a mag at the moment.

[07:53:50] Oh, he's reloading a mag.

[07:53:52] There's a reloading mag situation.

[07:53:55] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right.

[07:53:59] Yeah, right.

[07:54:00] You're a haven.

[07:54:01] All right, you're a haven.

[07:54:03] But, all right, pay me a picture.

[07:54:05] Where are we at today?

[07:54:06] Are you looking good?

[07:54:07] Has it been a good day, bad day?

[07:54:09] It's been a day.

[07:54:10] That's all I got for you.

[07:54:12] It's been a day.

[07:54:14] I'm looking for more than a day.

[07:54:15] I'm not dominating. Okay. Very far from it, but I am surviving. It's like I'm not living

[07:54:21] debt free. I got some credit card debt. Now, do I am I getting foreclosed on by the bank?

[07:54:27] No, but do I own the bank? No. You know what I mean?

[07:54:32] And you're not allowed to have a credit card anymore.

[07:54:34] Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Like the bank is like, you want, you want another loan?

[07:54:39] Yeah, right. No. I, you know, you know what, you know what, you want to know something

[07:54:44] true. I haven't I had a credit card my whole entire life. I always pay my bills on time.

[07:54:51] And I lost my credit card a couple years ago. And I said, I'm not going to get one anymore.

[07:54:54] I don't I'm not going to mess with that. Now I need to have, you know, I could use a credit

[07:54:59] card, you know, for some credit score stuff, and they won't give me one. I literally I went

[07:55:06] online for like the whatever the easiest credit card and they said deny.

[07:55:10] Un-trustworthy.

[07:55:12] Wait, they hit you with an untrustworthy?

[07:55:16] It all started when I tried to rent a car.

[07:55:19] I tried to rent a car and they said,

[07:55:20] we're sorry, sir, we can't rent this to you.

[07:55:23] You've got bad credit.

[07:55:25] I've had bad credit my whole life.

[07:55:27] I don't know what it means.

[07:55:29] Wait, okay, let me ask you this.

[07:55:31] Have you ever gotten any mail that you thought to yourself,

[07:55:36] Oh, I didn't sign up for this.

[07:55:39] I mean, I have a secret.

[07:55:44] I don't remember.

[07:55:45] I don't remember having a Victoria secret credit card subscription.

[07:55:50] Are you sure you haven't had your identity stolen like that just to make sure that I honestly, I feel like that's what's happening.

[07:55:59] I don't know, I like Google like how to tell if your identity is being stolen and it just

[07:56:07] that Google AI overview said you're not, don't worry you're not, you're not, no explanation.

[07:56:15] We're not going to tell you why we know this information, but we're going to tell you that

[07:56:18] we know it.

[07:56:19] I feel it.

[07:56:20] I feel it.

[07:56:21] Okay, where are we going?

[07:56:22] I mean, it's not going to change what I bring because I've got, okay, I didn't ask about

[07:56:28] How are you doing?

[07:56:30] How's the limb and the leprous doing?

[07:56:33] I literally haven't been able to play since I left you boys yesterday.

[07:56:37] So I would exactly where I was at last time.

[07:56:40] So it's the dumps?

[07:56:42] I just say, not thriving, but you know, also not like, I wouldn't say the dumps.

[07:56:49] Okay, so your head's above water.

[07:56:51] My head's above the water, but I stepped in the gutter and I'm very like fecal matter on it.

[07:56:57] on it. It's kind of gross. I'd need to take a shower, but you know, heard, heard. Okay.

[07:57:05] All right. Okay. I could go to any map, but whatever map we go is going to determine what I

[07:57:11] bring out as far as tasks. Are you still, are you, what are you doing? Are you, I'm hardcore

[07:57:16] tasking blood? Okay. I'm cool with tasking, but I just want to know which ones, because it's going

[07:57:21] to depend on where what I bring out. We're going to customs. We're going to customs. Oh, I love

[07:57:25] that dude did you get the key 206 I do not but I have key 203 tell me you have key 206

[07:57:32] I don't have I still don't have key 206 you son of a bitch I'm sorry what about skiers wallet if you

[07:57:39] were not wallet where would you hide skiers wallet is inside of the what's it McCulloch

[07:57:48] it's a free or no no it is behind it I think it is it's in the new area it's in the the

[07:57:53] So, you know, the place we do not go to.

[07:57:58] Wait, we're not going to the new area?

[07:57:59] Because I have a thing where I have to mark, like, 16 things.

[07:58:03] I mean, that's a good place.

[07:58:05] It's a good place.

[07:58:06] You want to go over there?

[07:58:07] You want to go over there?

[07:58:08] Wait, we're talking about customs?

[07:58:10] Yes, the new area.

[07:58:11] I hate that place.

[07:58:14] Wait, is there a new new area?

[07:58:16] We're talking, like, the newish area.

[07:58:18] It's the warehouses, the three warehouses next to Crack House.

[07:58:22] Oh, yeah.

[07:58:23] I love those things.

[07:58:24] What?

[07:58:25] Why?

[07:58:26] You gotta get in there.

[07:58:27] You slurk around in the shadows, nobody can ever find you.

[07:58:30] You know what?

[07:58:31] This is what I say we do.

[07:58:32] Right?

[07:58:33] Obviously, you have an ability and a level of skill that I just can't comprehend being

[07:58:38] allergic to water, having leprosy.

[07:58:43] I think I'm just going to follow your lead.

[07:58:46] Now, how many markers are you bringing?

[07:58:49] I mean, okay, are we going to go for all of them?

[07:58:52] If we're gonna go for all of them,

[07:58:53] I'm gonna bring, let's see here,

[07:58:55] I think I have to bring like 12.

[07:58:57] 12?

[07:58:58] You realize that's $200,000 worth of markers.

[07:59:01] Listen, I'm willing to bring it out

[07:59:04] if we can make sure I don't die.

[07:59:06] Let's see what let's see here.

[07:59:07] Let me see.

[07:59:08] Don't say, I can't make sure.

[07:59:10] I can't make sure I don't die myself.

[07:59:12] I need a promise.

[07:59:13] I need a promise.

[07:59:15] What's the promise?

[07:59:16] Okay, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

[07:59:20] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

[07:59:22] Okay, seven markers.

[07:59:24] Seven markers, okay.

[07:59:25] And do you know where these locations are to mark?

[07:59:29] No, but I'm sure there's, I mean, surely you know.

[07:59:33] No, no, I have no idea.

[07:59:35] Don't you play this game?

[07:59:36] No, I haven't played this game in years,

[07:59:39] in literal years.

[07:59:41] That is not true.

[07:59:42] That's not true.

[07:59:43] I haven't.

[07:59:44] I've played some.

[07:59:45] I did this quest with Landmark.

[07:59:47] I have a general idea,

[07:59:49] But he also said, Mark here, yep, over here, soldier,

[07:59:52] 10 Hut over here, yep, Mark this.

[07:59:55] So as much information I could gather from that

[07:59:59] and it's very little, very little.

[08:00:01] Hargo boxes, okay, I say let's go in there.

[08:00:05] We mark all these, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

[08:00:08] And I'm gonna need you to promise that I'm not gonna die.

[08:00:11] I'm not gonna promise you that.

[08:00:12] In three, two, I need to see.

[08:00:15] Okay, okay, all right.

[08:00:17] You promise?

[08:00:18] No, okay, fine, let's just go.

[08:00:22] I don't want to buy, listen, I don't want to be a liar

[08:00:25] and a non-promise keeper.

[08:00:27] Okay, I promise, I've been making a promise.

[08:00:30] I promise that you will survive this raid.

[08:00:34] That is a promise.

[08:00:35] You can hold me to it.

[08:00:36] Are you, is your fingers crossed currently?

[08:00:41] I just showed my fingers, my fingers are not crossed.

[08:00:43] And if, and if I lose, I will give every person in your chat a hundred dollars if they type out the word chimichanga, that is a guarantee.

[08:00:58] But, but if my promise is to fill all of those people will then have to have to give me their social security numbers.

[08:01:07] Because I think my identity might be stolen.

[08:01:09] I'm going to need a new one.

[08:01:10] There's a lot of chibi chongas. There is a lot of chibi chongas. I hope they I hope they read the fine print

[08:01:19] I hope they willing to post their social security number

[08:01:24] Now that is how you make a deal

[08:01:27] $100 or you lose literally everything

[08:01:30] I mean nobody else is making this deal on the internet right now. No, maybe somebody I think some

[08:01:37] guru

[08:01:38] that's been posting TikToks every hour on top of the hour for the last six months.

[08:01:45] Maybe that and they're potentially based in India, potentially.

[08:01:49] Potentially.

[08:01:51] Have you been enjoying being back on home base,

[08:01:55] being back in the lands of the lemon, the lepros?

[08:01:59] Honestly, it feels good.

[08:02:02] It feels good.

[08:02:04] home the family man you know is living the dream right now

[08:02:11] good all right where are we oh this is perfect oh no this is not funny oh shit

[08:02:21] you brought that bag that thing is an ice

[08:02:26] Oh my...

[08:02:28] Bring your shots out, Schoen.

[08:02:33] Okay.

[08:02:36] So maybe we make, maybe, and I don't want to, I know you're the professional.

[08:02:42] Right, I'm the professional.

[08:02:44] But I would be very careful when you run directly in front of where I'm shooting.

[08:02:51] directly in front of where I'm shooting I mean you quite literally pushed my gun

[08:02:58] into the sky from running in front of me that's the new meta really like it

[08:03:05] throws the cams off they don't know who to shoot oh god if you should give it a

[08:03:12] shot when I'm shooting my gun next time. Okay. I'm sorry for asking, honestly.

[08:03:19] Chad is there any in here? I don't think there is. I think it's all, I think it's the next

[08:03:37] area no there there's something here

[08:03:41] really okay yeah I'm just saying there is

[08:03:45] this is the correct crates

[08:03:48] I know there's some I think I remember there being one outside

[08:03:52] no outside yeah on the scaffolding

[08:03:57] Chad is there one on the scaffolding outside there is isn't there

[08:04:00] there's there's a hundred percent not they're lying to you

[08:04:04] yes okay I'm pretty sure it's going to be on the third floor there's the one

[08:04:17] that's the like you plant that in here this is the worst one I 100% something's

[08:04:28] lying to us but I'm not a hundred percent sure this is not it

[08:04:32] Yeah, there's nothing up here, guys.

[08:04:40] We gotta get back inside.

[08:04:42] Yeah.

[08:04:43] Oh, I just remembered, this is very, very finicky on getting back inside.

[08:04:51] What's the secret?

[08:04:53] You jump, and then you crouch, and you slide your little toes.

[08:04:58] Little toes slide?

[08:05:00] Little toes slide.

[08:05:02] I have no stamina. It might have been from one of my modifiers.

[08:05:09] Is there a modifier that's like, you're just, you're just like a slow man.

[08:05:19] Hey, good news. I got some apple juice.

[08:05:23] I'm not going to be able to go through here. What are you allergic to?

[08:05:27] Have you figured out? No idea. No idea.

[08:05:29] I know it's going to be like Ivy Profit.

[08:05:32] Meal stems.

[08:05:33] You seriously don't know what any of them are?

[08:05:36] No, nothing.

[08:05:37] Not a single one.

[08:05:38] I mean, we can't get a Profit all yet?

[08:05:39] Yeah, not a prop.

[08:05:40] Okay.

[08:05:41] Oh, there's the...

[08:05:42] Oh, oh!

[08:05:43] Did you find anything over there?

[08:05:46] No.

[08:05:47] Let's go check this next little area.

[08:05:52] I kind of feel like this is not the area.

[08:05:55] I'm starting to feel like you may be correct in your assumptions.

[08:06:00] I remember them all being in those other middle warehouses.

[08:06:04] Me too.

[08:06:06] I do remember doing a quest over here, which is why I think I was fooled.

[08:06:15] You have to remember, all these viewers who are watching you, they've never touched this game.

[08:06:19] They've watched a little bit here and there, but they've knocked once. They have zero hours into this game.

[08:06:28] Well, how about you lead the charge? You know more than me.

[08:06:31] Yeah. Listen, let's go back this way.

[08:06:36] Head on the swivel, all right?

[08:06:37] Hell, heard. Yes, chef.

[08:06:40] We're gonna slip through here.

[08:06:45] Did you hear something?

[08:06:47] No.

[08:06:48] okay I sure something yeah back there

[08:06:55] we're gonna slip through here this is the most

[08:06:59] dangerous area in the whole map the dragon's belly they call it

[08:07:04] dragon's belly underneath the blossom tree of bad fortunes

[08:07:09] yes don't you die on here

[08:07:13] how it has somebody done the math if you die how much do I owe

[08:07:17] How many people are watching right now?

[08:07:19] A hundred dollars at first?

[08:07:20] Thousands of thousands of dollars.

[08:07:22] Maybe hundreds of thousands of dollars at this point.

[08:07:26] Oh, shit.

[08:07:28] Yeah.

[08:07:29] Let's get our stamina.

[08:07:31] I swear, there's something wrong with my stamina.

[08:07:33] I'm like stamina list?

[08:07:38] Is that even a word?

[08:07:40] You hear gimmick at the reset his account after an hour of playing?

[08:07:46] Wait, what did he, somebody told me that he reset and I was like, no way.

[08:07:50] Yeah, he, uh...

[08:07:52] That is the most gimmick thing I've ever heard in my life.

[08:07:54] He was mad at Dr. Jekyll.

[08:07:58] Oh, the bleeding one?

[08:07:59] Yeah.

[08:08:01] Wait, so what does that one do?

[08:08:02] Every time I get a heavy bleed, if I run, I will continuously get heavy bleeds until I'm out of the raid.

[08:08:10] Well, you did, you did Dr. Jekyll?

[08:08:12] Yeah, I mean, Pina had a great idea.

[08:08:14] We want to be lucky, boss.

[08:08:17] That was literally the whole thing.

[08:08:18] He wanted to be lucky.

[08:08:20] So we took something that will quite literally

[08:08:22] make us unable to play the game if we get shot early

[08:08:26] in the raid, so that we are lucky.

[08:08:30] That makes 100% sense.

[08:08:31] I mean, sound perfect.

[08:08:32] I love that.

[08:08:35] Here we go, first one.

[08:08:36] Oh, great job.

[08:08:41] What I love is how many people probably watched you

[08:08:43] and peanut make you a fit build and thought oh this must be that you know

[08:08:47] it's funny I asked that exact question I said how many people put one in the

[08:08:51] chat and it was thousands we have someone to the left

[08:08:56] I

[08:09:10] That you

[08:09:15] Wasn't you who just made the birds out? Oh, no, I made the birds

[08:09:18] That was a scab, he's dead.

[08:09:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's dead, man.

[08:09:25] Alright, so we got one more.

[08:09:27] Chad, is there any more in this room?

[08:09:29] There's definitely in this next spot over here.

[08:09:31] Let me check him out.

[08:09:33] Gosh, the Dr. Jackal actually does sound miserable.

[08:09:38] It's pretty bad, yeah.

[08:09:40] Wait, and so how does it make me lucky?

[08:09:44] random modifiers that have a chance of something and random and random

[08:09:54] and it does

[08:10:05] I'm going on

[08:10:18] That hip

[08:10:24] I think there's another down in an actual player of it. Yeah, you're getting the right way

[08:10:39] These are all scabs though, you know, yeah, the scabs were looking that way towards those things though

[08:10:46] Wait, you only had to mark one of them your pluses

[08:10:50] No, you

[08:10:54] Holy shit, I could kill you. I could go there

[08:10:59] Let me hold your markers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you go home. I you know my dick

[08:11:15] 206 wow Nikita I could make sweet sweet dirty love deal

[08:11:21] I'm so glad I brought out all these markers.

[08:11:26] Audio?

[08:11:27] There's one.

[08:11:29] Here's somebody to our left.

[08:11:31] Grab.

[08:11:43] What the fuck is this?

[08:11:47] Oh wow.

[08:11:48] We're scabs, don't hurt us.

[08:11:50] I don't mind I don't you don't want this sling

[08:12:03] I know no I this time juice I'll let you oh my gosh there's the big

[08:12:16] I thought I was allergic to juice, too.

[08:12:18] No, I have the perk that gives me a painkiller.

[08:12:21] You took a perk that juice gives you painkillers?

[08:12:24] Yeah, because I'm the juicer, but the juice is loose.

[08:12:27] Do you just want to be sipping juice at all times?

[08:12:30] A little bit of juice.

[08:12:32] So hear me out.

[08:12:33] I'd say you hold this angle here, right behind that,

[08:12:36] and you're going to get a little bit of juice.

[08:12:38] And you're going to get a little bit of juice.

[08:12:40] And you're going to get a little bit of juice.

[08:12:42] So hear me out. I say you hold this angle here right behind that explosive barrel

[08:12:52] Shoot right through it and then I'll hold in this safe corner behind

[08:13:12] And now play the part of the big girthy man that just swung him and killed him go

[08:13:42] I think it's working out. It's where I can hear him.

[08:13:46] Did you find chance to just shoot that explosive barrel and almost kill yourself?

[08:13:50] I might be almost dead, but listen, we're playing the part.

[08:13:54] You gotta land your shots.

[08:13:58] Oh, shit. I might need medical attention.

[08:14:03] I haven't just enough.

[08:14:12] I

[08:14:14] Stakes happen takes happens in war all the time

[08:14:18] You know and this is typical. Yeah, also, I don't think that this guy cares about anything of what you just said I

[08:14:28] Mean I heard he has not

[08:14:32] Moved a muscle. Let's go ahead and head to dorms. Yeah

[08:14:42] Oh, 206, 206, 203, 203, and 206.

[08:14:52] I don't have 206.

[08:14:53] Yeah, but we're going to take a look, like a little piece.

[08:14:57] Yeah, yes, yes, we'll take a little peepski.

[08:15:00] Ooh, I needed this.

[08:15:03] Watch out, your arch nemesis, another explosive barrel.

[08:15:10] Don't shoot that one.

[08:15:11] shoot that one. Oh, the juice. That guy would have been rushing in there. Oh, don't you

[08:15:18] get sniped. No, you're gonna get a lot of social security numbers after this game. A

[08:15:27] lot of social security numbers. Oh, it's the scav. It's the scav on top of the thing.

[08:15:32] The thing is, he's grown up there.

[08:15:34] You do need kills.

[08:15:38] Looks like he's still alive, right?

[08:15:40] Yes.

[08:15:42] I just don't think we can wallbang that.

[08:15:48] If we lose, I'm literally going to have to pay out my kids' college tuition fund that I've been paid together.

[08:15:54] That is fine. My kids don't need to go to college.

[08:15:56] How much you got in there now?

[08:15:58] Couple hundred thousand or something?

[08:16:00] nothing? Just enough to pay out your chat if needed. Okay. Tell me over under. Uh-huh.

[08:16:07] Fifty dollars. A little over fifty? A little over fifty? A little over fifty? Uh, I'm

[08:16:16] getting a little crazy. A little over? Oh, two hundred. A hundred. Okay, sorry. I've

[08:16:22] that howling

[08:16:24] well under 200

[08:16:25] just over 150

[08:16:26] fire's close

[08:16:35] oh there's a scav

[08:16:36] okay

[08:16:37] I think there's a scav

[08:16:43] lots of dead things

[08:16:44] lots of dead things

[08:16:47] good good good good good

[08:16:52] Shut in the store.

[08:16:55] Have you seen something on the staircase?

[08:16:59] Careful.

[08:17:02] Nope, somebody's up there.

[08:17:04] Somebody is up there.

[08:17:07] Hello! Nothing to see here. Just looking for some treats.

[08:17:16] Don't worry.

[08:17:18] There's a light up there.

[08:17:20] You're slashing down.

[08:17:24] Is that a player right there to your right?

[08:17:28] No.

[08:17:30] Alright, I'm gonna start getting busy. You got my back?

[08:17:32] Yeah, yeah, I'll get your back. I'm coming to you.

[08:17:38] I don't want to hurt you.

[08:17:48] Yeah, holy shit dude, how is that?

[08:17:55] Great work, huh?

[08:17:57] Incredible work.

[08:17:58] Did you have a flashlight on him?

[08:18:00] No.

[08:18:01] No flashlight.

[08:18:02] Okay, what did you do?

[08:18:04] Those guys taking a shower.

[08:18:14] Starting to doubt your flashlight call here.

[08:18:17] No, I swear there was a lot wait

[08:18:26] No, I stand by the call I still stand by it, okay

[08:18:34] Okay, bring you some pineapple juice give me a moment

[08:18:38] Could your flashlight go through the wall? I mean it was a hundred percent a flashlight. That is the possibility

[08:18:44] That is a probably more of a chance of that being true than not being true at this point

[08:18:53] in time.

[08:18:54] Yeah, I'm going to go upstairs.

[08:19:02] I'm unlocking the door to the quest if you do have it.

[08:19:12] Okay, I'm gonna come there. Yeah, upstairs is nobody, but it's looted.

[08:19:16] Bada.

[08:19:19] What the hell? You never told me you lived!

[08:19:23] This guy.

[08:19:25] I figured you'd see the other call I made.

[08:19:30] How long have you been yapping in there?

[08:19:32] I've been yapping for an hour!

[08:19:37] You thought I was ignoring you, boss?

[08:19:39] I was just working but like I was working for like 30 minutes, but you know

[08:19:44] But my streaming other stuff and I looked over I'm like huts

[08:19:47] Huts doesn't set anything at a long time

[08:19:50] I'm a little quiet

[08:19:53] What you get in this room? I guess if I don't have this task

[08:19:57] Okay, you would see the quest I come

[08:20:00] All right, we still gotta go to the other room though. We gotta go to two story. Yeah

[08:20:04] Whenever you're ready, I'm waiting by the door for you.

[08:20:10] Let me pack a mag, let me pack a mag.

[08:20:12] All right, we're good, let's go.

[08:20:14] Mmm.

[08:20:15] Let's probably go out here.

[08:20:16] I wanted to ask.

[08:20:17] What are you, what are you eating?

[08:20:19] What are you nibbling on over there?

[08:20:21] All these mmm, delicious.

[08:20:23] Chicken and rice, chicken and rice.

[08:20:25] Now, as I sip this juice, I wanted to ask,

[08:20:29] you've been packing mags an awful lot.

[08:20:32] a lot. How many mags do you currently have that MP5? We've got we're listen I've got six mags

[08:20:40] all on top. Then each mag holds 24. Why is this? What?

[08:20:49] Wait are we up before we are? The second floor! Nikita?

[08:20:56] What? Wait I saw some homeless naked person open that yesterday from the outside.

[08:21:01] maybe it's only open from the outside let's test it

[08:21:07] as someone who's got a padlock on it oh do you sweet the padlock yeah yeah yeah no no yeah no

[08:21:13] you you can kiss the padlock please please please mr padlock please open open the door

[08:21:22] aside i love you mr padlock please open oh you're right look at that i whispered it sweet nothing's

[08:21:30] and it opened I wonder I'm in the bush is going to two-story well I wonder if

[08:21:36] you can shoot it from the inside

[08:21:39] I think the game is going to be that it would never

[08:21:46] sorry I'm asking way too way too much game where I a hundred percent saw a

[08:21:53] Flashlight

[08:21:58] I'm on second

[08:22:01] 206 I'm on first floor. Don't shoot me. Okay. I'm killing anything on first. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh

[08:22:08] My gosh

[08:22:10] Two six open no way actually. Oh, dude. It's a hundred percent open, but there's a guy camping it using the corner

[08:22:19] He'll take the shot

[08:22:21] I'm just kidding, it's me. Don't shoot. Don't shoot.

[08:22:25] Don't shoot. Don't shoot. Don't shoot.

[08:22:29] You are playing with fire.

[08:22:33] Well, you guys have the key? No, we just got lucky and found

[08:22:37] someone opened it. Hold on. Yeah.

[08:22:41] And look, this item has been finally made for Operation Aquarius.

[08:22:45] Wait, what did you find? Let me see it. Right here.

[08:22:49] I don't see it, I don't see it.

[08:22:50] It won't let me drop it.

[08:22:52] It's so weird.

[08:22:55] Well, that'll happen.

[08:22:57] Okay, well let me go.

[08:22:58] Did you get the one downstairs too?

[08:22:59] I think it's a downstairs task I gotta do.

[08:23:01] If 114's open, I'll suck ya.

[08:23:05] Come on, 114, lucky money, lucky money, lucky money.

[08:23:09] You know why?

[08:23:10] It's cause I chose the,

[08:23:11] well actually I chose the unlucky one.

[08:23:13] That's the least.

[08:23:15] Wait, did you actually?

[08:23:16] yeah just to see what it would do and I don't know what it does you know that

[08:23:23] makes me mad because I'm over here bleeding non-stop profusely even for

[08:23:31] picking lucky and you're over there non-lucky and you don't even know what

[08:23:35] it does thanks be you know fuck this boat get in here get in here and do you

[08:23:45] see the little task Parker like right here you're looking for this right here

[08:23:51] there's no

[08:23:54] oh I'm already taking it oh is that a one-time note oh nope there it is there

[08:24:01] oh there you go okay no I'm not gonna restart I'd rather die than go back to

[08:24:06] level one

[08:24:09] Now, I don't read Russian, but it says something of

[08:24:15] Miorsha, Nostino, Cucuy, Noprinco, Barrinco, Berslat,

[08:24:20] Momes, Un Podete, Un Barrasca.

[08:24:23] Is there any Russian that you would translate to?

[08:24:25] Was that translated to?

[08:24:27] I mean, I thought you spoke a little Russian.

[08:24:30] I know a few words, vodka, Moscow.

[08:24:34] Vladimir?

[08:24:35] Very popular.

[08:24:36] here. Great. The Berlin wall. Stop. Don't move. It's got it. No. Yeah. Weiner schnitzel,

[08:24:55] stuff like that. I love weird shit. So it's so good, isn't it? I have you ever seen the

[08:25:05] the wiener dog in person like the car they drive in the wiener mobile? No, I haven't.

[08:25:12] They came to my town one time and I was like, you know, I gotta get I gotta see. Hold on,

[08:25:16] hold on. You can't skip right past that. Was it like wife, honey, stop everything you're

[08:25:21] doing. Nothing is important. The kids birthday cancel it. We got the Weiner dog. We got the

[08:25:29] Weiner mobile. Please call it. It's actual. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Was it something

[08:25:35] like that? Was it like it was literally that it was like, I know we have plans today, but

[08:25:40] the Weiner mobile is just passing through town. It's just gonna be here this morning.

[08:25:43] We got to see this and take a photo with it. And so from the outside, the Weiner mobile,

[08:25:48] incredible it's majestic it's everything you want it from the outside the inside

[08:25:56] though it was no it was like crack-hats

[08:26:02] because it was you looked in its stank there was trash everywhere

[08:26:12] like they're getting paid $5 a day per diem

[08:26:17] they're like oh you can come on in and you poke your head in and you're like

[08:26:22] I'm good

[08:26:25] pass pass no thanks

[08:26:28] now now reconsidering my options are pass

[08:26:32] I know that it would look like a game

[08:26:36] you by chance have some food I am deathly hungry juice by chance

[08:26:48] no juice I'm sorry you are the worst you're the worst

[08:26:54] there goes the grunting

[08:27:00] yeah I listen I'm cards on the table I have water but it's part of a task and

[08:27:05] I'm not gonna give it to you mother fucker what type of water what type of

[08:27:11] water well I've got two I've got a regular bottle I also you are but again

[08:27:15] they're both for a task let me do this let me do this let me drink this water

[08:27:20] down to 1% and then give it back you promise that you'll just give it 1%

[08:27:26] yes if there's one to say I'm gonna shoot you in the head though and I'm

[08:27:34] willing I'm willing to pay out your chat if I have to do that you will do a

[08:27:39] hundreds of thousands of dollars for this yeah for this water bottle that's

[08:27:45] what my life means to you it's a matter of integrity my life means to you

[08:27:51] hundreds of thousands of dollars you could take a little sip don't put your

[08:27:55] I don't want any of your dirty water over there. I got an extra.

[08:27:59] Listen, have a bite.

[08:28:01] No, no, it's all gone. It's all gone.

[08:28:05] And if I could save more, I would have. I would have eaten all of it.

[08:28:10] I would have never given you a bite of my crackers. Never.

[08:28:14] Well, jokes on you. This had a AA battery, a Zipo.

[08:28:20] How does that help with hunger whatsoever?

[08:28:23] on this this why the AA battery is the most expensive thing on the market right

[08:28:29] now because the new quest line wait actually battery is going get for like

[08:28:33] literally like we're talking 60 to 70,000 roogles a AA battery

[08:28:37] hands up this is a fucking robbery hands up

[08:28:43] You

[08:28:45] Hey, think about room 206, right?

[08:28:54] You are a son of a I just I stopped eating so that I could react to what just happened to me you prevented a

[08:29:03] Spoonful of food to go in my mouth. You realize how ridiculous at it. You're lucky. I don't kill you right now

[08:29:09] You're lucky. I don't know where we're expecting

[08:29:13] Where are we extracting from?

[08:29:15] Did you go all the way to that downstairs basement again?

[08:29:18] Yes.

[08:29:19] Did you extract?

[08:29:20] Yes, I'm not afraid.

[08:29:22] No, I'm putting my leg back on that you just shot off.

[08:29:27] Oh, did I take your leg off?

[08:29:29] How would I have extracted?

[08:29:31] There's no extracts over here.

[08:29:33] I don't know.

[08:29:34] Listen, you're a real talk on streamer.

[08:29:36] You know the extracts, like the back of your hand.

[08:29:39] I thought maybe there's a secret one.

[08:29:41] I think you're giving me too much credit. I mean, it's been literal years since I've played this

[08:29:48] Wait wrong way wrong way wrong way. Oh my gosh. We are actually going the wrong way. Oh my gosh

[08:29:55] We are actually going the wrong way. Oh my gosh

[08:29:59] We're brother we spawned over here. We got to go across the map. We actually go seven minutes. We could we could transit

[08:30:07] No, no, we're not transiting. We can make it. We can make it.

[08:30:10] I swear to God.

[08:30:11] We have to make it.

[08:30:13] I'm not saying there's a quest that is, uh, we're going transiting from customs to shoreline

[08:30:18] and you're running right towards it.

[08:30:21] Is it being like transiting?

[08:30:23] Brother, brother, we have an item that we quite literally, but so lucky to even get.

[08:30:31] Oh man, let's roll the dice. I'm a gamble in man.

[08:30:35] I'm a gambling man.

[08:30:38] If we go to shoreline though, you have to put your head over the cliff just for a second though.

[08:30:45] How do we transit? Where do we go?

[08:30:48] It's in the bush, past the door on the right. Right before you hit the road.

[08:30:53] I talked to you on the road.

[08:30:55] Oh, I was far.

[08:30:56] Right before the boat. Right before the boat.

[08:30:58] How could you lead us astray juice, where the hell were you taking us?

[08:31:07] Where did we spawn to get this?

[08:31:10] We spawned at the warehouse, warehouse 4.

[08:31:14] I feel like that was such a, that was years ago to me mentally.

[08:31:21] We're down to the wire here 5 minutes.

[08:31:23] I mean, think we put on a play.

[08:31:27] We survived multiple war zones.

[08:31:30] I mean, we really have lived years in these minutes.

[08:31:36] How old are you years there?

[08:31:38] Is that what they're saying?

[08:31:40] I mean, that's what they're saying.

[08:31:42] Wow.

[08:31:42] I'm so hot and sweaty right now.

[08:31:45] I need to turn on my fan, but I have to make sure we extract.

[08:31:49] It's like 100 degrees in my office right now.

[08:31:51] We're talking like literal sweat drops are dripping behind my knee.

[08:31:59] You know, when I first started streaming, I streamed out of my parents' garage in Florida in the summer.

[08:32:09] So it was literally, I mean, we're talking one thing.

[08:32:13] I mean

[08:32:15] We're talking like levels of heat where if I wasn't actively drinking water at every moment. I probably

[08:32:25] Wouldn't have made it, you know

[08:32:27] We're lucky to have you really yeah, I would sit there and on top of that

[08:32:32] I mean, I was just dude. I had the worst setup my PC had foam inside of it

[08:32:37] That I didn't know existed for about three years

[08:32:39] in help of the heat I sat on a leather office chair I sat on a leather

[08:32:47] office chair absolutely and my desk was metal so it would get on incredibly

[08:32:59] hot incredibly hot stream set up ever no I didn't know I didn't know listen a

[08:33:08] You've been streaming for a while. How do you explain to like your grandparents, you know that you're a twitch streamer like

[08:33:20] Yeah, we can make it there. I tell them I tell them it's a TV show I have my own little TV show on the internet

[08:33:29] That's smart. I'm writing that down. That's what I do. I said, what do you do? I say have a little TV show

[08:33:35] Because there really isn't anything else to compare to

[08:33:38] There's nothing. I just tell all people I do a lot of adult online entertainment

[08:33:43] They just think he's showing this peanut pussy on the internet all the time

[08:33:52] And they just kind of nod their head like that makes sense that makes sense I can see it I can see it

[08:34:00] You know the wheel of fortune

[08:34:04] Races

[08:34:08] as close as we can fly to the sun without touching it.

[08:34:26] We're doing so good. We're doing, we are, to be honest, this might be the greatest rate of the entire wipe ever.

[08:34:32] There's also a literal person leaving right now. I just saw his silhouettes.

[08:34:39] Listen, I'll let him know we're coming so they get out.

[08:34:42] No, no!

[08:34:46] Oh my gosh.

[08:34:47] You're an idiot.

[08:34:48] Yeah.

[08:34:49] You're an idiot.

[08:34:50] Do not let us die.

[08:34:51] Don't die on me.

[08:34:52] Yeah, you're an idiot.

[08:34:56] Why would you do this to us?

[08:34:59] Shit, I need help. There's a scab.

[08:35:01] Over there, he's taking the head.

[08:35:02] There's literally a person running through the extract in the dust.

[08:35:07] It's a scab, lock and juice!

[08:35:10] Dude, that was a PMC.

[08:35:19] There's for sure someone waiting to shoot us.

[08:35:23] I'm going for it.

[08:35:28] Stay low, stay low.

[08:35:31] God, I'm hit. I'm hit my leg. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, oh, we did it. My God. We did it.

[08:35:39] Woo!

[08:35:42] We're gonna hit us from it. Did he shoot me underneath?

[08:35:47] You know, I think so. I could have heard. Wait, did you can't shoot me? No, you didn't shoot me.

[08:35:53] No, I didn't turn around. You were looking at me. I got him heavy.

[08:35:57] Could it have been a raven to have we have we thought about a bird with a with a glock in a tree have we considered that might again I

[08:36:07] Mean ravens are really smart birds. They are have you have you have you heard the article about that guy in New York that trained a bunch of crows

[08:36:15] To to find money and bring it back to him

[08:36:18] And he had to tell the crows to stop because he was making too much and that funny enough

[08:36:24] Funny enough that was the guy who invented Apple I'm pretty sure holy shit that was Steve Jobs himself

[08:36:32] Huch is everybody are the social security numbers come in? I believe I've waited. Yes, you did

[08:36:40] To give him everything you want that's only fact social security numbers, please

[08:36:45] I promise only use some of your guys's social security

[08:36:48] Just a few. And to the one individual in chat who's contemplating on if he's serious or not, the answer is yes. Put it in right now.

[08:36:58] Very serious. Very, very serious. Dude, that was a hell of a run.

[08:37:03] Yes, it was.

[08:37:04] Look at this cargo done.

[08:37:06] It was what you would do without me.

[08:37:10] I don't know.

[08:37:11] You said earlier that on the the marking it was landmark was the one who kind of ushered you through it and this time

[08:37:18] It was you know me we get it. Would you say I'm kind of like the the new landmark are people saying that are you saying that?

[08:37:26] I'm just I'm just curious

[08:37:32] What well yeah, yeah, I'll be right. Oh god I give me

[08:37:37] What bad timing? What? Oh, what? Oh, what'd you say? What?

[08:37:43] It's nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing at all.

[08:37:54] You could call me a lemon landmark juice mark. There's a lot. I take a mini name.

[08:38:07] you

[08:38:37] you

[08:39:07] Yeah, you think that was long enough for him to get the question?

[08:39:11] What?

[08:39:12] Are you there?

[08:39:13] Oh, shit.

[08:39:14] I'm not.

[08:39:15] I meant, you're back.

[08:39:17] You're okay.

[08:39:18] Sorry.

[08:39:19] What?

[08:39:20] My bad.

[08:39:21] Yeah, I didn't.

[08:39:22] I definitely didn't ask anything.

[08:39:24] What?

[08:39:25] What happened?

[08:39:26] Oh, man, nothing.

[08:39:27] I was just turned into the tasks.

[08:39:28] Oh, yeah.

[08:39:29] Sorry about that.

[08:39:30] I was talking about the, I was playing somebody else a little bit ago.

[08:39:35] I got it.

[08:39:36] here there was multiple you know gosh anyways so what's next what's next dude I

[08:39:45] think we continue we continue on our tasking oh here we go I gotta you might

[08:39:51] if I get your assistance on this question uh-huh droid with the five

[08:39:57] dollar super chat said how should I give this game a try getting tired of the

[08:40:03] abilities in doubt though or should I stick with souls like I play M&K and

[08:40:08] roller go ahead gimmick go and take that one well yeah first off this is lemon

[08:40:13] and oh sorry the ending I would say if whoever said that five dollars should

[08:40:22] probably go to the doctor it sounds like they might have a stroke they by the end

[08:40:27] that made no sense. I would say go check yourself in the media because I do. I do have a speech

[08:40:38] impediment and I may be just a dash of a target. So you have to sometimes this, the reading

[08:40:45] is my fault. So I am taking a little bit of that as an insult to me. Listen, as the $5

[08:40:53] which had a thank you for that and identified that Hutch just had a stroke and it probably

[08:40:57] should go to the ER. If his chat could, you know, just kind of continue to spam, go to

[08:41:02] the emergency room, go to the doctor, or if there's doctors in his chat that could give

[08:41:06] them some medical advice, that would be much appreciated.

[08:41:11] Okay. I picked the last location. You picked the next one. We'll do a little Swaperusky,

[08:41:21] little switchy poo if you like it.

[08:41:23] I like it.

[08:41:25] I'm trying to see what the next.

[08:41:30] Oh, man, I don't need to.

[08:41:32] I just can't read.

[08:41:33] There's a difference.

[08:41:34] Let's go.

[08:41:36] Gosh, this is my least favorite map in the world.

[08:41:38] But I honestly, I think we need to go to interchange.

[08:41:44] You know where the old route documents are.

[08:41:48] What is wrong with you?

[08:41:50] You just said, we're doing great.

[08:41:53] Let's ruin all of it.

[08:41:55] That's what you just did.

[08:41:56] You asked me, you asked me where we need to go.

[08:41:58] I mean, if we're just great news, great news,

[08:42:02] great news, we physically cannot get this

[08:42:04] unless we have the key for it.

[08:42:07] Oh, we can't?

[08:42:08] Okay, well then, okay, then let's move on to the next one.

[08:42:10] Okay.

[08:42:12] Let's go to, let me look and see my things here.

[08:42:17] my things here. Okay, let's do a quick ground zero. Quick ground zero. I need to do.

[08:42:28] Do you know ground zero? Do you know the map? Oh, I know the map very well. Really? Yeah.

[08:42:34] So you'd be able to take us to liquor store. You'd be able to take us to the machine. You're

[08:42:39] not no ground zero. You'd be able to take us to the computer.

[08:42:44] I actually yes, I'm not kidding you man. I don't know if I have a mental issue, but I

[08:42:54] Remember there was no hesitation on that

[08:42:59] You look like you got that look in your eye that you have problems doing math and I love grilled cheese words

[08:43:07] Yeah, you love grilled cheese. So, you know, yeah, you got that look on your face. Yeah

[08:43:14] Well, you do sound stupid, it's not funny, it's just a little sad.

[08:43:21] All right, I do know the map a little bit, but make sure that you bring cash, because

[08:43:34] I will not pay your way into that car, and I will not be the one who has to spend all

[08:43:40] his money on the Uber.

[08:43:41] I refuse.

[08:43:42] Okay, I'm bringing cash got some cash. Let me get some one more little thing here

[08:43:50] Also

[08:43:52] Bring an impact grenade. I'm thinking me and you

[08:43:55] We could play a little bit of catch to start the raid

[08:43:58] Yeah, I'll throw first. I'll throw first you catch. I will throw

[08:44:02] We'll Roshi embo to see who throws first, okay?

[08:44:05] All right, ready up, ready up, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready,

[08:44:16] Mr. Glitch.

[08:44:17] What do you, what's your hobby, Slimmin', like what, you know, if, if you're not streaming,

[08:44:21] you know, you kicked out.

[08:44:23] Listen, you're not going to believe this, but this is not a joke.

[08:44:28] This past year, I went all in on birding.

[08:44:32] I am a birder.

[08:44:33] I've got the binoculars.

[08:44:34] I'm out there.

[08:44:35] It's me and the retired people.

[08:44:37] We're looking for warblers, blue-necked teats.

[08:44:41] We're looking for seagulls.

[08:44:43] And listen, you're thinking, what the hell?

[08:44:45] I'm telling you right now.

[08:44:47] And all of you, you need to go to YouTube tonight, OK?

[08:44:50] You go tonight to YouTube.

[08:44:52] You're going to type this in, L-I-S-T-E-R-S.

[08:44:56] The movie is Listers.

[08:44:57] It's an incredible documentary that's going to.

[08:45:00] It's the gateway drug to burning.

[08:45:04] OK, it's you know, what's crazy.

[08:45:06] I do the same thing.

[08:45:08] You're a bird. Yes, yes, I am.

[08:45:10] I but I do it a little different.

[08:45:12] I usually have a 12 gauge shotgun and I have a call.

[08:45:17] It's for ducks and I'll walk and then they'll fly.

[08:45:23] And I let that puppy fucking sink.

[08:45:26] You know, let it rip. I let it.

[08:45:28] I will say as a burner, I'm also a hunter. I would I have no qualms with shooting birds

[08:45:34] I want to get a bird and stuff it

[08:45:36] I want to I want to get like a like a seagull and get some cotton in it and get all framed up

[08:45:42] Yeah, I'm not anti-hunting but maybe you know if you're ever in my neck of woods on the binoculars you could use the gun

[08:45:52] That's a Norwegian that's a Norwegian

[08:45:58] Hyper exotic hyper rare

[08:46:05] Birding birding is like Pokemon for

[08:46:28] have a rough start to their white having a really rough start to their way I'm

[08:46:34] gonna be honest I thought I lost you lemon I thought I was ripping and

[08:46:38] dipping I thought I lost you there I got scared

[08:46:45] saving the mold did you get this yes I did what is that let me check probably the

[08:46:52] Task saving the mall

[08:47:05] Burning rubber shooting cans

[08:47:09] Saving the mall

[08:47:12] No, it's really locate the new set group at the parking lot of the terror complex. Oh, it's literally called saving

[08:47:22] Let's keep moving.

[08:47:27] Stay focused.

[08:47:28] Did you take out both of those guys?

[08:47:29] I got one though right?

[08:47:30] No.

[08:47:31] No.

[08:47:32] Is your name Hutchimus Prime or is that my name?

[08:47:35] Oh you know what?

[08:47:37] It shares kills now.

[08:47:39] Oh is that new update?

[08:47:40] New update.

[08:47:41] As of three minutes ago?

[08:47:43] I think so.

[08:47:44] Man it's 1.0 update system.

[08:47:47] They've really elevated their game.

[08:47:49] I will say I do enjoy that they made a lot of the tasks here I don't I don't have the

[08:48:01] key I don't have the key well like I'm beautiful about an absolute nightmare you can use any

[08:48:08] scab gun I believe. Alright I'm running upstairs.

[08:48:23] There is someone behind you.

[08:48:29] Hello? Don't shoot me.

[08:48:34] I got the task.

[08:48:39] I'm going to pack them back.

[08:48:52] People are saying that if I go hunting with you, I will be shot.

[08:48:55] They're saying,

[08:48:59] Your chat thinks I'm a killer

[08:49:02] Not a killer. Just maybe I you have good eyesight. I have great eyesight now. I can't hear worth a lick

[08:49:10] but I have

[08:49:12] impeccable and

[08:49:14] someone say

[08:49:16] impregnable eyesight

[08:49:20] I said of an angel, huh? Yes. Yes. I

[08:49:24] Got I got 15 15

[08:49:28] 1515 I think that's that might be good all right I am colorblind that is true

[08:49:39] are you actually colorblind yeah 95% of all males are colorblind is that real

[08:49:47] that's real I'm not colorblind though like a rear eagle that's just no way

[08:49:55] there's no way that's a real thing Google it Google it or just do a

[08:50:03] cursory look at your chat ask the guys there say what we want is saying no

[08:50:08] literally everyone is saying no I mean you don't have to answer this question

[08:50:14] but would you say that you have a low IQ community that you fostered or you

[08:50:20] You don't have to answer.

[08:50:21] I will say that I have a lot of people just like me.

[08:50:25] OK, I think the answer is there.

[08:50:28] What's the answer?

[08:50:29] What's the answer?

[08:50:30] Yeah, hi IQ.

[08:50:33] I was thinking of IQ.

[08:50:34] Thank you.

[08:50:35] Thank you.

[08:50:37] Agreed.

[08:50:38] Agreed.

[08:50:39] Totally.

[08:50:40] Oh, this guy, over by the yet.

[08:50:41] Everyone is saying for me to take back what I just said.

[08:50:44] You're not below me, right?

[08:50:45] No.

[08:50:46] Police cord on, does he have a police cord on?

[08:50:49] Where?

[08:50:50] Police cordon bleu, he's...

[08:50:53] Are you speaking Spanish?

[08:50:56] Police cordon.

[08:50:59] Police cordon.

[08:51:00] Who, who, where is police?

[08:51:01] I need to get you a...

[08:51:02] Who do you need down there?

[08:51:03] You can get...

[08:51:04] The police extract.

[08:51:05] A car?

[08:51:06] Police cordon.

[08:51:07] The car.

[08:51:08] Why did you just say so?

[08:51:11] It's police cordon.

[08:51:12] It's literally what it's called.

[08:51:14] Are you stupid or something?

[08:51:16] No.

[08:51:17] Oh, you lost the car.

[08:51:18] like that. If you just throw it right down there, you'll get him. You'll get him. You'll get him.

[08:51:21] I don't see him. I'm looking. He's on the right side of the car. Right side of the car. He's tucked away.

[08:51:26] Trust me. Trust, trust, trust.

[08:51:33] There's a reason I didn't make it. There's a reason I didn't make it to the league.

[08:51:37] Damn it. Is he actually over there? Like for sure? He's a hundred percent.

[08:51:41] He could drop down, but he's probably just got seconds.

[08:51:44] Oh shit, they got him.

[08:51:46] Yeah, he's got him.

[08:51:48] Okay, wait, hold on.

[08:51:50] Hold on, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

[08:51:52] That is not, there's many vehicle extracts, alright?

[08:51:55] There's plenty. Car extracts, vehicle extracts.

[08:51:57] But this extract is police cordon blue.

[08:52:01] Police cordon blue.

[08:52:03] How do you say police cordon blue?

[08:52:05] Police cordon blue?

[08:52:09] Police cordon blue.

[08:52:11] You got it, right?

[08:52:12] You're learning ground zero, all right?

[08:52:15] That was your first lesson.

[08:52:19] Okay, all right, got it.

[08:52:21] Even though you didn't know that you could jump through the window and you didn't need the key.

[08:52:26] But that's...

[08:52:27] I was testing you.

[08:52:28] That's not useful information to someone of your caliber.

[08:52:32] I knew that, but that was allowing you to do it as a test.

[08:52:36] Got it.

[08:52:37] And congratulations, you guys.

[08:52:39] Thank you so much.

[08:52:41] You have to go to the winery or the brewery?

[08:52:43] Yes, but I say the car is still here since you are a...

[08:52:47] Assistant liar.

[08:52:49] It's gone.

[08:52:50] We take the car.

[08:52:51] It's gone, dude.

[08:52:53] You've done nothing but lied to me.

[08:52:56] Listen, I've only told the truth.

[08:52:58] Actually, this is better. I need to go to Nakatami.

[08:53:02] I'm taking this car. It's still here.

[08:53:05] The car is 100% not there.

[08:53:07] And I hate to say this but I forgot Ruble so even if it is there you're going to pay

[08:53:13] my way.

[08:53:14] Oh my gosh you weren't actually lying there was someone at the car.

[08:53:17] I told you.

[08:53:18] I just, I, it's hard to believe what you're saying, it's hard to believe what you're

[08:53:22] saying.

[08:53:23] You know what, that's on me.

[08:53:24] I think he was literally just right here.

[08:53:25] Oh.

[08:53:26] Oh, right.

[08:53:27] He's got a huge kill.

[08:53:28] That would have been nice.

[08:53:29] He's got a huge kill.

[08:53:34] He's probably been nice.

[08:53:36] He probably, his butthole, probably puckered on an astronomical level when that nade landed.

[08:53:42] You know it. You absolutely know it.

[08:53:45] Probably just like I accept this. I accept what is about to happen to me.

[08:53:53] You've got to go upstairs for the machine gun.

[08:53:55] I need everything yeah, I need everything I have literally not put this map yet. This one

[08:54:00] Other than the tutorial

[08:54:03] What are you doing? I honestly think one of my binds got messed up

[08:54:10] Okay, hold on don't go upstairs yet. Don't go upstairs yet. Come over here. Come over here

[08:54:15] Let's grab this one real quick what we know

[08:54:21] And if you go in there there's a safe you can get

[08:54:25] I know that there's a mine in there. Jackass.

[08:54:29] You were gonna let me die? You were gonna let me die?

[08:54:35] I'd bring your loot out. I'd bring it out.

[08:54:39] Another chest.

[08:54:43] But that's not what the landmine spot is. Did you get it?

[08:54:46] Yeah, I got it. I'm being spurious.

[08:54:50] He says, you gotta learn how to trust. Now walk in there where as the C4 you're fine.

[08:54:56] Or Claymore, whatever the hell it is.

[08:55:01] But learn how to trust, touch. Learn how to trust.

[08:55:04] We're building trust.

[08:55:08] How are we building trust with betrayal?

[08:55:12] Well, I feel like you trust the people who you know might betray.

[08:55:16] I think the Gandhi say that I think it was Mother Teresa got it does sound very spiritual

[08:55:27] now just just talk about out here I have a feeling this bag would not be the best

[08:55:36] loot how about you go ahead and loot that bag and look at this is trust right here

[08:55:42] Are you going to protect me?

[08:55:43] Yeah, for sure.

[08:55:46] You got my back here.

[08:55:47] I got your back.

[08:55:48] I'm looking out the window right now.

[08:55:51] Oh my gosh, you won't believe what I've got.

[08:55:54] What'd you get?

[08:55:55] I'm not going to tell you.

[08:55:58] I'm not going to tell you, but it's incredible.

[08:56:02] All right.

[08:56:04] It's a GP5 mask.

[08:56:08] Oh, wow.

[08:56:09] Big score.

[08:56:11] mainly track. Big score.

[08:56:20] I need wires.

[08:56:25] Yeah, I got a car battery. I'm happy with that. Wow. Good for you.

[08:56:32] You know, one thing I will say that I am loving about this update or loving about

[08:56:36] seasonal, I do feel like I can carry a lot.

[08:56:41] Yeah, I is that a part of the update or was that like a perk I don't know I

[08:56:47] Don't know either. I feel the same way. I'm at 40 and I feel like right down the wipe. I would be so slow

[08:56:52] I will say there's a hundred percent something with my stamina

[08:56:57] You have been talking about this stamina. I've got a stamina issue. Why what did you take?

[08:57:07] Okay

[08:57:11] Allergy in osteoporosis. I don't know why did you take osteoporosis because then I don't I don't know. It sounded like a fun thing to have.

[08:57:26] It was a fun word to say so I took it.

[08:57:29] That pain sounded enjoyable. Is that what you just said?

[08:57:33] I

[08:57:36] Got some crazy

[08:57:37] Let's see here

[08:57:39] Well, I was able to get juice time consuming juice gives me painkillers street tax

[08:57:43] The scabs are gonna give me money once a week sprinter. I could run fast in youth

[08:57:48] Energy is consumed 20. Wait, you get it. Hey prodigy. I

[08:57:54] Don't even know what prodigy is

[08:57:56] Let me go ahead and let me reach out what what prodigy is all right, so you know what you missed out on

[08:58:04] Prodigy skill experience gained is increased by 30 percent

[08:58:12] 30

[08:58:14] 13 not that can't be right not three

[08:58:18] 30 percent

[08:58:20] For every skill in the game. No, but the deal

[08:58:24] I think I did see that I intentionally chose not to because isn't it already excelled by like 25%

[08:58:31] Yeah, so you'd be getting 55% increase

[08:58:35] That just seems greedy that seems too much. Yo, where's that beer place? Isn't it to the right? Oh?

[08:58:42] We got a backtrack

[08:58:45] Later in the rate is better in the rain always

[08:58:47] I heard something. I'm about to be right here. Hello?

[08:58:58] You're still up there. You don't want to hurt you.

[08:59:09] What if I told you I was a birder?

[08:59:20] Oh my gosh, have you seen this dude?

[08:59:28] He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.

[08:59:30] Dude, you killed a birder, dude.

[08:59:32] You didn't get it, you didn't get it, you didn't get it.

[08:59:34] You didn't hear what a stupid bird was.

[08:59:36] Always at a birder!

[08:59:38] I thought you said a burger like a burger like what you eat

[08:59:45] You thought that you saw this guy you thought he's a burger

[08:59:52] Just heard him say I am a burger you can never trust someone who claims that they are a burger

[09:00:01] Everyone's saying of course every every there was not a singular person not saying of course I have three chats over

[09:00:08] Oh my gosh, you don't believe it. This just randomly refilled.

[09:00:13] Oh, I got some med tools. Nice.

[09:00:21] You don't want that Ronin? Or that MP4-3G?

[09:00:25] Oh, I'm gonna have to pass on both of those, yeah.

[09:00:29] But you have to help yourself. Think of it as an even trade for these med tools.

[09:00:34] I've been traded dude.

[09:00:37] I thought that was a bird or I could have had a crazy birding conversation with him.

[09:00:45] Sorry, I was not, you know.

[09:00:47] You're going to watch the documentary after this, right?

[09:00:50] I would rather eat glass, I think.

[09:00:53] Dude, you need no, no, no.

[09:00:55] Like I would, I'm not kidding, I would legitimately eat glass rather than watch, remember the

[09:01:02] Titans.

[09:01:03] It is better than Denzel Washington

[09:01:06] All right, that's I'm pretty sure what you just said is illegal. I

[09:01:11] You know Denzel didn't win an Oscar for member of the Titans, but they won an Oscar for listeners

[09:01:15] I'm pretty sure they literally did win an Oscar for member of the Titans if I'm not mistaken

[09:01:21] And I'm pretty sure

[09:01:22] Mr. Nindley did not win an Oscar for best of everybody should have

[09:01:27] The movie about birds and birding should have

[09:01:30] The birding is starting off. You right now are prejudice against birds. You need to open your mind.

[09:01:36] I am. I don't believe that any source of entertainment coming from the understanding of birds could be that incredible.

[09:01:49] You know what's going to feel really good?

[09:01:51] What?

[09:01:52] When you watch Listers and you come back with a huge apology.

[09:01:56] I'm sorry man, I had no idea it was that good, it was like, it was like a new, new documentary

[09:02:06] with Daniel Van Lewis in it, also, can I make, can I say something?

[09:02:11] That guy, cued this, don't ever say that again, but that guy cued this raid with that sniper

[09:02:20] Going up on that staircase to just to just to create havoc.

[09:02:26] I mean, he went up there with the idea of murdering unsuspecting individuals.

[09:02:33] I don't regret my decisions killing the birder.

[09:02:35] Yeah, the birder.

[09:02:37] Burger, he said burger.

[09:02:39] Now, should I be hiding my screen before we go into the raids?

[09:02:43] No, I don't.

[09:02:45] Okay, good.

[09:02:46] I may or may not have not been doing so.

[09:02:49] Yeah, I haven't done that at all

[09:02:55] I'm gonna quest items over here somewhere, but I'm not seeing it

[09:02:59] It's in a few spots, but I have to pee so bad. No, you hold it. You hold it. Oh my gosh

[09:03:05] I will not protect you if you leave

[09:03:07] Okay, all right. All right. I'm running over here. No wonder I'm so I'm carrying a car battery. That's probably why

[09:03:15] There's a few spots, I'll show you all the spots I

[09:03:17] I already found it, it was right here.

[09:03:20] It was right here.

[09:03:25] Oh boy, you know what we could, should we check the green flare?

[09:03:30] I do have a green flare.

[09:03:33] Alright, let's go over there.

[09:03:35] Did you grab it?

[09:03:37] No, I don't have this quest.

[09:03:40] Wait, actually I might.

[09:03:42] Was it over there?

[09:03:43] Yes.

[09:03:44] I haven't been really paying attention. Just thinking about the birding documentary listers. That's on YouTube. Incredible watch

[09:03:51] You gave paid

[09:03:53] I'm not I should be if you go to the comments. I'm not even kidding

[09:03:57] Oh, there's a lot of comments that says

[09:03:59] Juiceman sent me there. Listen if you guys if you guys watch it, you better leave a comment. All right

[09:04:05] You have to be getting paid

[09:04:08] I'm gonna

[09:04:14] Let me tell you the premise, all right?

[09:04:15] It's two brothers who decide for one year to get into birding,

[09:04:19] and they live in their van, and they drive around the country

[09:04:22] looking for birds, having no idea about birds

[09:04:27] until they started doing this.

[09:04:29] We shoot them from right here?

[09:04:31] No, no, no, no, no.

[09:04:33] Hold on.

[09:04:34] Hold on.

[09:04:35] Hold on.

[09:04:38] You shoot it right past your bird.

[09:04:39] Let me grab this one.

[09:04:41] I'll shoot it.

[09:04:42] OK, you shoot it.

[09:04:43] You shoot it.

[09:04:43] Let me shoot this.

[09:04:44] Okay, two brothers, they get in the band and they start playing music.

[09:04:49] I mean, they do play some music.

[09:04:51] Okay, it's right here.

[09:04:52] This is the spell.

[09:04:52] Can I ask you this?

[09:04:54] Are they silver during any of this?

[09:04:58] The guy initially starts the documentary because he was, uh, he was high at his

[09:05:04] grandparents and he saw a birding book and said, what did it be fun to look at

[09:05:09] birds and that.

[09:05:11] You can't, you cannot.

[09:05:13] You cannot do that sober.

[09:05:15] Now let me ask you, when you go birding, do you partake?

[09:05:20] I like to bring a couple of drinks.

[09:05:22] Yeah, there we go.

[09:05:24] Now, OK, let me ask you this.

[09:05:26] This will make me understand the level of birding we're talking about.

[09:05:30] Are you now at a moment in your life hoping that you could stream

[09:05:35] not retire, but obviously be able to experience and go birding

[09:05:41] for multiple days?

[09:05:42] I mean, we're talking weeks of just birding.

[09:05:46] Dude, I'm this you know what I'm dreaming of a birding stream

[09:05:49] me out in Costa Rica for two weeks.

[09:05:52] No showers, no water, like Costa Rica.

[09:05:56] Oh, it's a bird.

[09:05:57] It's the birding capital of the world.

[09:06:00] And there are birds down there.

[09:06:02] Here's the problem though.

[09:06:03] How do you get a camera that's like like binocular levels?

[09:06:07] I need a binocular camera.

[09:06:08] Oh, that's a lot of money.

[09:06:11] That's a lot. It's not the camera. It's the lens. You need a good you need a crazy lens

[09:06:18] I think it's the camera. I mean you can't I do that camera, but you need a good lens. I

[09:06:24] Need a good lens, but you know what you're not wrong. That's the dream that is the dream

[09:06:32] Something I think about okay, I have to do all right. I'll be right away. Hold it just a little bit longer. Yeah, absolutely

[09:06:41] I mean we have finished so many quests, oh my gosh.

[09:06:50] How am I doing better with Lyvin than I did without him?

[09:06:53] I didn't know or think that this would be a possible thing.

[09:06:56] I did not think in any way, shape and form that I would be saying the words that I'm

[09:07:01] saying now, but somehow we are winning with Lymin.

[09:07:07] How?

[09:07:09] How?

[09:07:10] I mean these guys tell me about fucking birds right now and we're winning how is

[09:07:15] that he's talented he's a very talented man yes yes yes special man if you may

[09:07:27] Okay, very special.

[09:07:34] Kakaal.

[09:07:37] Oh, goodness.

[09:07:41] What is this?

[09:07:42] What is this for?

[09:07:43] Yeah, let's put that up for now until I'm thinking.

[09:07:48] I do see how long live is going to be on.

[09:08:01] I think chat what I might do I might jump off go for a walk with my wife hang out with

[09:08:08] her for just a jiffy and then be back on with P tonight.

[09:08:12] I know she really wants to go.

[09:08:15] I feel like I should be a good husband because we're going to be going all all day tomorrow

[09:08:27] for drops leave don't don't type leave like that all cats.

[09:08:38] All right.

[09:08:39] How about this?

[09:08:40] I'll jump off for an hour and a half, go hang out with my wife, send you guys over to Lemon.

[09:08:48] You guys keep him honest, okay?

[09:08:52] Make sure he understands that he's dumb and then I will be back in an hour and a half,

[09:09:00] an hour and some change.

[09:09:02] And then tomorrow I will be back or I'll be on all day tomorrow, all day, all day.

[09:09:08] Yeah, then he's dead cuz he was

[09:09:12] All right, I'm back

[09:09:14] Okay, this is what I'm gonna do. Are you ready?

[09:09:18] Yeah, tell me I'm gonna jump off before peanut gets on

[09:09:21] I'm gonna go and hang out my wife go for a nice long walk and then I'm gonna be back and I'll join up and

[09:09:29] We go I

[09:09:31] Will probably be gone then what I'm gonna go see my family, but if you're playing tomorrow hit me

[09:09:37] How long are you going to be on for?

[09:09:40] Probably about an hour tops. Okay, that's perfect. So I'm gonna be gone for like an hour tops

[09:09:45] So I'm gonna send all my people over to you right and you entertain them until P is around

[09:09:52] Sounds great. I'm getting told P is already on okay, then you are you have to be here until like I get back

[09:09:57] This he's gonna be mad at me

[09:09:59] Okay, okay. Okay. All right wonderful chat. I love you. I appreciate you guys

[09:10:04] I'll see you tomorrow.

[09:10:06] Sounds good.

[09:10:07] All right.

[09:10:08] I'm seeing you guys over the lemon.

[09:10:10] Go show them some love.

[09:10:11] I'll be back to play with Pete tonight.

[09:10:13] I'm going to go and take a nice, long, luscious walk.

[09:10:16] Make sure you know.

[09:10:18] I got to keep this sexy body.

[09:10:20] It doesn't.

[09:10:21] This body is not something you get from just being lazy.

[09:10:26] All right.

[09:10:27] You don't get this sexy tone from just doing nothing.

[09:10:32] I'm just doing nothing. All righty. I'll be back. I love you guys. Go show the limit some love. I'll see you on a bit. Oh

[09:10:40] I forgot to start the raid. This is awkward funny